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话说我五岁那年跟老妈回潮州乡下探亲

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夏日炎炎，乡亲父老说要吃火锅

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美食家经常说，潮汕火锅必须搭配沙茶酱

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那次我没见到沙茶酱

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只见到这种辣椒酱

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他们说过，自家人一定要吃这个辣椒酱

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但我吃完之后，何止生气

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还有一个地方更气

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明明那次吃完我一直拉

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可是舅公却坚持说吃多了就会习惯

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所以每次来香港都会带两大罐当礼物

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我老妈干脆问他要了辣椒酱的祖传秘方

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从那一刻开始

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我的生命里就离不开这罐辣椒酱

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直至最近

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我都坚信我们策划的音乐节能够

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由于最近在香港

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举办大型户外活动的规则和规定收紧

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柏轩，请在今天之前准备好取消通知

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正如我所说

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我想？

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我想 我们不如

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你在听吗？

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你那边发生什么事？

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为什么不开门？

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开门

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找人开门行不行啊？

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大叔

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你为什么不戴口罩？

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在家干嘛戴口罩

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你要不要摘掉喘喘气？

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你真是好人

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我是送货的

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洪水桥大街十二号一楼，对吗？

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对

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姓张的，张国伦是吗？

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这就奇怪了

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是我名字没错，地址也没错

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但是我没买东西

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只是在网上逛逛，怎么就送货了

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你先在这里签个名

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知不知道里面是什么？

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你签完打开就知道了

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不知道要怎么签？

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签了就知道

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知道了就签

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你签了就知道

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你不要的话，我跟公司说让他们退回去

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来... 先说清楚

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你别把责任都赖在我身上

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我只是想知道里面是什么 然后才签收

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这样并不会构成拒绝收件的

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呐，但是你不一样

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你不知道是什么就送货

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你就是个失职的快递

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我都还没投诉你

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还有

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我不懂在网上买东西

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怎么会送货？

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大叔

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你是不是在家关了太久，都没跟别人说过话？

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有办法了

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要不你打去公司问问这是什么？

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要不这样，你先签收再打开来看不就好了

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打去问问就知道了，你就不用烦了

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你签收了我就不烦了

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我有电话，要不要借给你打？

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我有笔要不要借给你签？

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我只要知道里面是什么东西我自然就会签收

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所以

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你就打电话回公司问一下是什么不就好了

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坦白说每个人都在家工作是蛮辛苦的

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有哪一个父亲是因为疫情才变得这么烦人？

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其实不是的

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疫情期间，他已经算好了一点点

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我小的时候，他更烦人

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小朋友，读哪所学校？

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-我读男拔 -男拔！我儿子读男拔！

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是名校生

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恭喜你！这么厉害

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当然厉害了

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是传统高级学府

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很难考的

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孙中山是他的学长

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别闹了

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来，大家鼓掌

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来

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来

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来

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我老爸确实比较烦

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但是说真的我老妈更烦

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因为我老妈烦的那些事

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比我老爸烦的事更烦

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那你老妈烦什么呢？

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这么多年来

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她就只烦一件事

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麻烦你了

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我恨死这层楼

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一买就负资产

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利息又贵

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可能我们不适合买房子

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我一定要再买

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我最讨厌帮人还房贷

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寄人篱下

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-老公 -干嘛？

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你啊，别再跟那个人聊天了

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每次都是他不停地说

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我，很安静

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张先生、张太太

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嗨！

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这一区，很宁静的

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好舒服

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我的客户，简直舍不得走

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我有个客户，把所有亲戚朋友都叫来住了

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多舒服，多开心

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公子！你有没有开车？

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没有

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你不用担心

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从这里走出去，十二分钟

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专线小巴早八晚八，很方便

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老妈，我们聊聊

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唉？

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怎么了？

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不喜欢啊？

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你知道我干哪行的

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晚上八点，演出还没开始

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话说回来我真的不知道你的工作是什么？

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你现在又不用上班

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演出又办不成

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万一你真的没了这份工作

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没有收入证明就糟了

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我还要用你的名字申请首次购屋，你想清楚

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为什么你这么想买房子呀？

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不是我想买房子 是...

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没有人想寄人篱下的

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我不想帮别人还房贷

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我们有给租金的，不算寄人篱下

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可是给那么多钱房子也不是你的

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-老婆 -不给租金就没地方住

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老婆...你记不记得，我们买黄埔花园的时候

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佣金是不是1%啊？

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不记得了

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不是，李先生说他的佣金要收2%

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我说不可能，我没买过新界的房子

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但我记得，任何买卖都应该是1%对吧？

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这个我真不知道，可能新界的房子不一样？

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李先生比较清楚

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是啊...我干了十几年都是这样

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不过呢，市区的房子我没卖过

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所以不了解

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我们1997年买了黄埔花园

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7390块一尺，512万

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我记得非常清楚，那个经纪是姓陈的

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他自己也住在黄埔

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佣金还能再减一点，我们只给了五万

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卖的那年，我还记得，2006年

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4253块一尺

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陈经纪说，我们卖得太着急了

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反而不能减，我给了整整二万九千块

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现在 升到一万四千块一尺

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怎么会不记得？我就买过一次房子

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不过新界的房子我真的没你那么了解

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说完了？

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说完了

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你说这些有什么用？

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不是 刚才跟李先生谈到佣金

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早晚都要谈的

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我说了多少次？

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能不能不要什么都跟别人说？

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我们在说佣金给多少钱这都有错？

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你这么想买房子

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我只是想帮你省点钱

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说说你的生意吧

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现在这种情况

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为什么你那么有决心去做辣椒酱生意呢？

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从我毕业那一刻开始

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我就下定决心做老板

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怎么样？

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挺好的，还可以吧？

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嗯

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你呢？

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看看

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也就这样罗

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不错，挺厉害的

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是啊

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你呢？

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不见了

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别看这些了！又不好看

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只是数字

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看别的

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没人说过孙中山的成绩好对吧？

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他又没考过文凭试，你很棒了

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嗯

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叔叔你的见解，很独特

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而且很有远见

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很多名人的成绩都很差的

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最终还是有很多人崇拜他们

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例如：牛顿

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贝多芬

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贝克汉

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谭咏麟

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叔叔，那叶继欢呢？（香港大贼）

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那么...张子强呢？（香港大贼）

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还有季炳雄呢（香港大贼）

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最重要的就是做人要有一技之长

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-对啊 -对

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我看过一份研究报告

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说成绩好的人

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通常出来社会，都是专业人士

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但是这些专业人士的老板

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有百分之八十二

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是成绩差的人

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就是我

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省省吧！你会做我老板？

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没错！

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我从收音机里听可可姐说过，她也这么说

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那你打算做什么类型的老板？

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成功的老板

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怎样算是成功的老板？

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有视野

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有信念

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用自己的方法做自己喜欢做的事

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你们两个等着

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我一定会成功

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下个礼拜学校放假

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找人订场地

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你去

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我是篮球队的

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哦，那先谢谢你了

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-我去订 -好

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你行不行呀？

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柏轩哥这两年订的场地

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全都取消了

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他办的是大型的演唱会

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怎么会帮你订足球场

238
00:11:55,217 --> 00:11:56,509
是音乐节

239
00:11:56,842 --> 00:11:58,592
差不多，一样取消了

240
00:11:59,342 --> 00:12:02,050
其实你有没有想过正经地找一份工作？

241
00:12:02,134 --> 00:12:04,592
像我们这样，做一个专业人士

242
00:12:05,800 --> 00:12:07,967
你们都是靠父荫的，有多专业？

243
00:12:08,342 --> 00:12:08,967
欸！

244
00:12:11,217 --> 00:12:12,634
认识你十几年

245
00:12:12,967 --> 00:12:14,592
原来你这样看我们？

246
00:12:15,718 --> 00:12:16,842
你别以为我们靠家里

247
00:12:16,842 --> 00:12:18,799
不用上班这样很幸福

248
00:12:19,259 --> 00:12:21,092
知不知道我们专业靠父荫的人

249
00:12:21,967 --> 00:12:23,799
这段时间付出了多少啊？

250
00:12:26,842 --> 00:12:28,799
我身为一个期末考的状元

251
00:12:29,092 --> 00:12:30,799
现在沦落到要靠父荫

252
00:12:31,259 --> 00:12:32,759
你以为这条路好走？

253
00:12:33,092 --> 00:12:35,676
我们这种靠父荫的苦，你不会懂！

254
00:12:35,967 --> 00:12:37,384
你一出生

255
00:12:37,384 --> 00:12:39,592
就可以大声地说梦想

256
00:12:39,592 --> 00:12:41,300
说什么我要做老板！

257
00:12:41,799 --> 00:12:43,217
我们一出生啊

258
00:12:43,592 --> 00:12:45,134
就是老板了！

259
00:12:45,799 --> 00:12:47,883
你以为行政总裁的生活很好啊？

260
00:12:48,509 --> 00:12:51,634
我能到处找人诉苦吗？能找谁？

261
00:12:54,300 --> 00:12:55,799
没事的

262
00:12:57,134 --> 00:12:58,300
玩够了吗？

263
00:12:59,300 --> 00:13:01,134
冷血禽兽

264
00:13:02,217 --> 00:13:03,467
试试我老爸的蛋

265
00:13:03,799 --> 00:13:05,799
对了，还有我妈的面包

266
00:13:06,092 --> 00:13:07,759
试试我妈的大面包

267
00:13:08,718 --> 00:13:09,799
你们老妈这么闲啊？

268
00:13:09,883 --> 00:13:10,799
疫情嘛

269
00:13:10,799 --> 00:13:12,634
有啥吃啥不行吗，你没听过吗？

270
00:13:13,259 --> 00:13:13,967
你呢？

271
00:13:14,799 --> 00:13:17,842
没有，我妈一直在搞这瓶...辣椒酱

272
00:13:20,009 --> 00:13:21,259
正点

273
00:13:27,799 --> 00:13:29,759
你妈的酱很酷

274
00:13:29,800 --> 00:13:31,799
-超香的 -试一下，快点

275
00:13:32,426 --> 00:13:32,925
试一下

276
00:13:32,967 --> 00:13:33,967
茶叶蛋怎么样？

277
00:13:34,676 --> 00:13:36,799
-还行啦 -不要省... 吃得开心点

278
00:13:39,842 --> 00:13:41,259
你老爸的蛋

279
00:13:42,175 --> 00:13:43,509
软烂又咕溜

280
00:13:44,799 --> 00:13:46,799
你妈的包也满坚挺的嘛

281
00:13:47,175 --> 00:13:48,134
-是不是 -是吧

282
00:14:04,134 --> 00:14:06,799
首先，是由蒜蓉打开序幕

283
00:14:07,050 --> 00:14:09,759
之后的辣椒不断冲击着你的味蕾

284
00:14:10,050 --> 00:14:12,676
虽然食材只是蒜蓉和辣椒

285
00:14:13,300 --> 00:14:16,050
但正是这些最简单最天然的食材

286
00:14:16,259 --> 00:14:17,799
经过时间的转化

287
00:14:17,925 --> 00:14:21,634
最终导致传统和现代碰撞产生了激情

288
00:14:22,259 --> 00:14:23,800
在味蕾里绽放

289
00:14:24,799 --> 00:14:25,799
这一种辣椒味

290
00:14:26,426 --> 00:14:28,551
已经超越了时间跟距离

291
00:14:28,799 --> 00:14:30,799
因为它永远永远地

292
00:14:30,842 --> 00:14:33,342
刻在我内心的深处

293
00:14:34,592 --> 00:14:35,799
太夸张了

294
00:14:35,842 --> 00:14:36,799
试一下

295
00:14:39,592 --> 00:14:40,467
文化？

296
00:14:40,799 --> 00:14:41,718
深处？

297
00:14:52,551 --> 00:14:53,676
真的很好吃

298
00:15:01,342 --> 00:15:04,217
平时都不觉得这个辣椒酱味道这么好

299
00:15:10,634 --> 00:15:11,799
我的天！

300
00:15:14,175 --> 00:15:16,759
我妈的酱好好吃呀

301
00:15:24,551 --> 00:15:27,467
是辣椒，好好吃的辣椒呀

302
00:15:29,092 --> 00:15:32,050
是蒜头，好香啊

303
00:15:32,384 --> 00:15:33,676
好多辣椒啊

304
00:15:33,799 --> 00:15:35,384
好大条！

305
00:15:37,676 --> 00:15:39,634
你拍了那么久在拍什么？

306
00:15:41,799 --> 00:15:43,384
我昨晚发到限时动态

307
00:15:43,384 --> 00:15:44,551
很多人问我

308
00:15:44,925 --> 00:15:45,799
发什么文？

309
00:15:49,467 --> 00:15:53,259
你不要乱发文，很危险的

310
00:15:53,467 --> 00:15:56,718
什么乱发文，我看冰箱里还有半罐

311
00:15:56,718 --> 00:15:58,718
就问问朋友，看他们怎么分

312
00:15:58,799 --> 00:16:00,842
就剩半罐怎么好意思给别人

313
00:16:00,842 --> 00:16:02,050
太寒酸了

314
00:16:02,799 --> 00:16:05,050
要不我多炒几罐拿去送给朋友？

315
00:16:13,799 --> 00:16:16,175
喂！你们两个不是要帮忙吗？

316
00:16:16,718 --> 00:16:19,592
在帮啊！好多人问这款辣椒酱，我正在回覆

317
00:16:19,799 --> 00:16:20,925
你别回覆了

318
00:16:21,175 --> 00:16:23,342
又赚不到钱，怎么做啊？

319
00:16:49,092 --> 00:16:50,426
如果能赚到钱呢？

320
00:16:50,676 --> 00:16:51,799
能赚多少钱？

321
00:16:52,967 --> 00:16:55,050
现在每个有关辣椒酱的限时动态

322
00:16:55,050 --> 00:16:58,217
都有六千多个人看过，比平时多百分之六百

323
00:16:58,799 --> 00:17:01,050
我平时的限时动态，最多也就一千多人看过

324
00:17:01,718 --> 00:17:02,799
代表什么？

325
00:17:03,592 --> 00:17:05,259
代表有人分享出去

326
00:17:07,634 --> 00:17:08,634
什么意思？

327
00:17:08,883 --> 00:17:10,799
-是啊，什么意思？ -来 来坐

328
00:17:15,342 --> 00:17:17,883
也就是我们正在创造一个商机

329
00:17:18,799 --> 00:17:21,799
你们想，现在疫情大家都不敢出去吃饭

330
00:17:21,800 --> 00:17:24,259
要嘛就是点外卖，要嘛自己煮

331
00:17:24,509 --> 00:17:25,300
说真的

332
00:17:25,592 --> 00:17:27,134
有多少人是厨神

333
00:17:27,134 --> 00:17:29,592
能像老妈你做饭那么好吃？

334
00:17:30,842 --> 00:17:32,300
相信我，先做一百罐

335
00:17:32,551 --> 00:17:33,799
一百罐

336
00:17:34,092 --> 00:17:35,967
你能卖多少钱？懒得理你

337
00:17:36,175 --> 00:17:36,842
那二百罐呢？

338
00:17:36,842 --> 00:17:37,800
你怎么卖啊？

339
00:17:38,009 --> 00:17:39,342
当然是放上网卖

340
00:17:39,799 --> 00:17:41,092
最简单、最直接

341
00:17:41,592 --> 00:17:43,592
到时不管你是文员、售货员

342
00:17:43,592 --> 00:17:45,300
救生员还是图书馆管理员

343
00:17:45,342 --> 00:17:48,799
甚至是云端计算工程开发维修技术人员也好

344
00:17:48,800 --> 00:17:51,509
只要你能上网，就可以买我们的辣椒酱

345
00:17:51,799 --> 00:17:54,799
最重要是什么？能赚钱嘛

346
00:17:55,634 --> 00:17:56,676
说完了吧？

347
00:17:56,883 --> 00:17:59,883
又不认识你，怎么会买你的辣椒酱啊？

348
00:18:00,134 --> 00:18:01,342
又没什么特别的

349
00:18:01,509 --> 00:18:03,551
这款酱也就两种食材

350
00:18:03,883 --> 00:18:05,134
你以为容易做啊？

351
00:18:05,426 --> 00:18:06,259
能有多难？

352
00:18:06,509 --> 00:18:07,551
真的挺难的

353
00:18:08,384 --> 00:18:10,592
我问她有多难，她说真的挺难的

354
00:18:10,592 --> 00:18:11,634
答非所问

355
00:18:11,799 --> 00:18:13,217
我回答真的挺难的

356
00:18:13,259 --> 00:18:14,509
到底有多难？

357
00:18:14,509 --> 00:18:15,634
来...

358
00:18:16,009 --> 00:18:19,467
至少这罐东西，你们不用出门在家也能做

359
00:18:19,759 --> 00:18:22,009
到时候，甚至不用上班了

360
00:18:26,426 --> 00:18:29,342
你不会这么天真，真的以为不用上班吧？

361
00:18:29,509 --> 00:18:31,342
什么天真，我是认真的

362
00:18:31,799 --> 00:18:34,342
这笔生意，赚到的钱我一毛都不要

363
00:18:34,342 --> 00:18:35,759
全部给你们

364
00:18:36,592 --> 00:18:39,467
全给我们，你一罐卖多少钱啊？

365
00:18:40,009 --> 00:18:41,925
卖多少钱都与你无关

366
00:18:42,509 --> 00:18:43,799
说了有你份吗？

367
00:18:43,967 --> 00:18:45,426
我说了要加入吗？

368
00:18:46,009 --> 00:18:46,800
听到了

369
00:18:46,883 --> 00:18:48,967
以后赚到一毛钱都与他无关

370
00:18:49,134 --> 00:18:51,009
我就不信你们两个这样剁两下

371
00:18:51,009 --> 00:18:52,509
掰两下就能发财

372
00:18:52,592 --> 00:18:54,050
谁都会做的话

373
00:18:54,050 --> 00:18:55,718
早就大家都做了

374
00:18:56,134 --> 00:18:59,509
你凭什么觉得大家都会买你的辣椒酱呢？

375
00:19:05,426 --> 00:19:07,799
做辣椒酱？我当然不会

376
00:19:09,342 --> 00:19:10,799
所以交给老妈

377
00:19:12,799 --> 00:19:14,799
每一根辣椒，每一颗大蒜

378
00:19:14,799 --> 00:19:16,967
都是她亲自去菜市场选的

379
00:19:17,799 --> 00:19:20,509
然后回家，用手剁碎所有辣椒

380
00:19:21,799 --> 00:19:25,134
她说辣椒呀，一定要用手剁才最好吃

381
00:19:25,718 --> 00:19:26,842
而我这个乖小孩

382
00:19:26,842 --> 00:19:27,967
-就专注在设计 -能不能试试？

383
00:19:27,967 --> 00:19:29,050
-和包装上 -想怎么试？

384
00:19:34,175 --> 00:19:36,759
既然老妈有选辣椒和大蒜的坚持

385
00:19:37,050 --> 00:19:40,467
那我对设计和包装怎么能没有坚持呢

386
00:19:51,175 --> 00:19:52,134
这款有多少？

387
00:19:53,009 --> 00:19:53,967
我全要了

388
00:20:09,967 --> 00:20:11,799
各位先生女士

389
00:20:12,050 --> 00:20:13,676
“Chiu Chiu Chiu”辣椒酱

390
00:20:14,009 --> 00:20:15,925
正式诞生

391
00:20:28,300 --> 00:20:30,799
现在本港有多个隔离中心

392
00:20:30,800 --> 00:20:32,676
本台收到有消息指出

393
00:20:32,676 --> 00:20:34,799
骏洋邨有多名隔离人士

394
00:20:34,799 --> 00:20:37,799
不满有关方面膳食的安排作出投诉

395
00:20:38,384 --> 00:20:39,300
老爸老妈

396
00:20:39,467 --> 00:20:40,551
姑妈传讯息来说

397
00:20:40,551 --> 00:20:41,799
她进了骏洋邨

398
00:20:42,342 --> 00:20:43,799
要不要打电话给她呀？

399
00:20:45,551 --> 00:20:46,799
还不接电话？

400
00:20:50,799 --> 00:20:52,175
打给了一个黑人

401
00:20:52,175 --> 00:20:53,426
对不起，拨错号码

402
00:20:54,509 --> 00:20:55,259
阿伦

403
00:20:56,799 --> 00:20:58,134
我正在敷脸膜

404
00:21:00,092 --> 00:21:01,300
-这是面膜 -姑妈

405
00:21:01,799 --> 00:21:04,967
姐姐，之前邮轮疫情爆发你都没事

406
00:21:05,175 --> 00:21:07,217
为什么这次要去骏洋邨隔离呢？

407
00:21:07,217 --> 00:21:08,799
有些事是注定的

408
00:21:08,799 --> 00:21:10,967
邮轮没事、千人火锅没事

409
00:21:12,467 --> 00:21:14,799
谁知道我朋友叫我去做义工

410
00:21:14,799 --> 00:21:16,967
去石澳沙滩捡垃圾当旅行

411
00:21:17,175 --> 00:21:18,634
做义工是好事

412
00:21:19,009 --> 00:21:20,634
不能拒绝，对吧？

413
00:21:21,592 --> 00:21:24,799
谁知道，其中有个义工那么巧确诊了

414
00:21:24,967 --> 00:21:26,759
你说，这是不是注定的？

415
00:21:26,799 --> 00:21:29,883
这不是注定的，你少出门就行了对吧？

416
00:21:30,342 --> 00:21:33,799
不出门憋死，在家里面对四面墙

417
00:21:33,842 --> 00:21:35,925
我宁愿在这里“宅度假”

418
00:21:36,799 --> 00:21:40,134
“宅度假”，姑姑你这样叫“宅度假”？

419
00:21:40,509 --> 00:21:42,718
你跟你的女朋友去酒店

420
00:21:42,799 --> 00:21:44,676
不也是看看电视剧

421
00:21:44,799 --> 00:21:46,925
然后泡一下鸳鸯泡泡浴

422
00:21:47,551 --> 00:21:50,259
我刚才看这个珍芳达八十年代的健康舞

423
00:21:50,634 --> 00:21:52,718
我示范给你们看，真的很好

424
00:21:54,799 --> 00:21:55,842
你小心点

425
00:21:55,967 --> 00:21:57,175
小心点

426
00:21:57,842 --> 00:21:59,259
我的腰很软的

427
00:21:59,259 --> 00:22:00,175
小心闪到腰

428
00:22:00,259 --> 00:22:01,050
我会一字马

429
00:22:01,426 --> 00:22:02,426
-好 -不要

430
00:22:03,259 --> 00:22:05,426
不要

431
00:22:05,759 --> 00:22:07,592
差六寸 我就行了

432
00:22:08,551 --> 00:22:11,092
-好 -好厉害

433
00:22:11,217 --> 00:22:12,967
-小心点 姑妈 -可以了

434
00:22:13,799 --> 00:22:15,300
拉到筋了

435
00:22:16,799 --> 00:22:18,967
-小心... -你小心点

436
00:22:19,676 --> 00:22:20,925
这里有好多东西吃

437
00:22:20,967 --> 00:22:22,799
客房服务比自助餐还多

438
00:22:22,799 --> 00:22:25,342
一天三餐，十四天四十二餐

439
00:22:25,592 --> 00:22:26,676
阿伦你帮我选

440
00:22:26,800 --> 00:22:29,426
1到42，A到Z

441
00:22:29,467 --> 00:22:30,925
我肯定选36E

442
00:22:31,676 --> 00:22:32,800
36E

443
00:22:33,799 --> 00:22:35,718
阿伦，很适合你

444
00:22:35,799 --> 00:22:36,799
粉丝煲

445
00:22:37,799 --> 00:22:39,342
阿伦不吃粉丝的

446
00:22:39,676 --> 00:22:40,799
说过很多次了

447
00:22:40,799 --> 00:22:42,551
是啊，阿伦不吃粉丝的

448
00:22:42,799 --> 00:22:45,259
是吗？你什么时候不吃粉丝？

449
00:22:45,259 --> 00:22:46,967
我一直都不吃粉丝的

450
00:22:47,551 --> 00:22:48,509
不是 姐姐

451
00:22:48,509 --> 00:22:50,509
你有什么事记得一定要打给我们

452
00:22:50,509 --> 00:22:51,092
拜拜

453
00:22:51,342 --> 00:22:53,342
我吃粉丝那天，我会

454
00:22:53,342 --> 00:22:55,300
拍张照片发给你们看

455
00:22:55,799 --> 00:22:56,467
好

456
00:22:56,551 --> 00:22:58,467
那你记得拍粉丝的样子

457
00:22:58,925 --> 00:23:00,592
看看它有多好吃

458
00:23:01,134 --> 00:23:01,925
粉丝好吃

459
00:23:02,217 --> 00:23:04,134
好啊 拜拜

460
00:23:04,300 --> 00:23:05,799
拜拜

461
00:23:11,718 --> 00:23:13,300
你们干嘛...唉声叹气啊？

462
00:23:14,092 --> 00:23:15,259
还没挂断

463
00:23:26,467 --> 00:23:27,799
连结应该发给你了

464
00:23:29,426 --> 00:23:30,467
你等会 等会

465
00:23:32,384 --> 00:23:32,883
妈

466
00:23:33,259 --> 00:23:35,551
阿邦，吃饭了吗？

467
00:23:36,426 --> 00:23:38,842
我这里全都安排好了，不用担心我

468
00:23:39,009 --> 00:23:39,842
那太好了

469
00:23:40,009 --> 00:23:41,134
妈，我在工作

470
00:23:41,134 --> 00:23:42,509
晚上叫童童再打给你呀

471
00:23:42,509 --> 00:23:44,050
太晚就不用打给我了

472
00:23:44,050 --> 00:23:45,718
我这里住得很舒服

473
00:23:46,259 --> 00:23:46,925
好

474
00:23:48,551 --> 00:23:49,092
喂

475
00:24:12,759 --> 00:24:13,967
宝宝，你真的不吃？

476
00:24:15,676 --> 00:24:16,592
好吃吗？

477
00:24:17,342 --> 00:24:19,009
尝尝，正宗的港式热狗

478
00:24:19,842 --> 00:24:21,799
这是正宗港式热狗

479
00:24:22,009 --> 00:24:23,259
让你见识见识

480
00:24:24,384 --> 00:24:27,175
双肠多酱汁，双肠没吃过吧？

481
00:24:30,426 --> 00:24:31,175
还说不吃

482
00:24:31,300 --> 00:24:32,384
我吃一下

483
00:24:35,259 --> 00:24:37,799
-怎么样，好吃吗？ -挺好

484
00:24:37,925 --> 00:24:39,800
这东西，就快失传了

485
00:24:43,300 --> 00:24:44,259
好

486
00:24:45,300 --> 00:24:46,634
今天累死我了

487
00:24:47,300 --> 00:24:50,384
航空公司通知我，说下个礼拜有航班

488
00:24:50,799 --> 00:24:53,259
所以，我下个礼拜就回英国了

489
00:24:53,676 --> 00:24:54,967
这么好，能回去？

490
00:24:56,009 --> 00:24:57,634
你那么不想见到我啊？

491
00:24:57,967 --> 00:24:59,092
不是嘛

492
00:25:00,217 --> 00:25:01,467
那你什么时候回来？

493
00:25:01,799 --> 00:25:03,384
要看疫情怎么样

494
00:25:05,592 --> 00:25:06,799
也就是回不来了？

495
00:25:07,967 --> 00:25:09,426
不是...现在这么危险

496
00:25:09,676 --> 00:25:11,009
你怎么知道在飞机上有谁呀？

497
00:25:11,092 --> 00:25:12,842
现在很多空姐都中招

498
00:25:13,342 --> 00:25:14,883
那我留在香港吧

499
00:25:15,467 --> 00:25:17,592
当跑腿的，送外卖好不好？

500
00:25:18,092 --> 00:25:19,467
也不用那么极端

501
00:25:19,967 --> 00:25:21,967
你之后也要做外卖的

502
00:25:22,300 --> 00:25:24,592
你公司的演出，总是办不成

503
00:25:24,759 --> 00:25:26,050
早晚会炒了你

504
00:25:27,718 --> 00:25:28,967
见机行事吧

505
00:25:29,342 --> 00:25:31,509
见机行事就做跑腿的

506
00:25:34,009 --> 00:25:37,175
如果我做跑腿，你要做骑手了

507
00:25:37,426 --> 00:25:40,509
什么骑手？我又不会骑摩托车

508
00:25:41,883 --> 00:25:46,551
做骑手，不一定是骑摩托车的

509
00:25:47,467 --> 00:25:48,883
不明白你说什么

510
00:25:49,467 --> 00:25:50,759
这都不明白？

511
00:25:52,342 --> 00:25:53,134
你那么笨

512
00:25:53,509 --> 00:25:54,009
是啊

513
00:25:54,217 --> 00:25:57,134
-是吗？那要亲一下 -是啊 好

514
00:27:13,050 --> 00:27:14,050
对不起

515
00:27:14,050 --> 00:27:14,799
好臭！

516
00:27:33,134 --> 00:27:33,967
对不起

517
00:27:37,842 --> 00:27:38,967
这么快就拉完了？

518
00:27:39,050 --> 00:27:40,676
拉完就走

519
00:27:40,799 --> 00:27:41,718
不走干嘛？

520
00:27:41,718 --> 00:27:42,634
我哪知道？

521
00:27:43,175 --> 00:27:45,592
你平时要拉很久才出来的

522
00:27:46,467 --> 00:27:49,092
拉得快被你说，拉得慢也被你说

523
00:27:49,134 --> 00:27:50,842
好，下次我控制一下时间

524
00:27:52,009 --> 00:27:52,799
你去哪？

525
00:27:53,050 --> 00:27:53,799
厕所

526
00:27:53,967 --> 00:27:55,718
他们两个在泡澡

527
00:28:00,634 --> 00:28:01,799
很奇怪吗？

528
00:28:02,134 --> 00:28:03,718
以前我们在厨房也这样

529
00:28:03,967 --> 00:28:05,009
厨房？

530
00:28:05,799 --> 00:28:08,050
谁跟你在厨房，神经

531
00:28:09,092 --> 00:28:11,009
不是跟你难道跟厨柜啊？

532
00:28:17,718 --> 00:28:18,799
不是你吗？

533
00:28:19,509 --> 00:28:20,842
你有老人痴呆啊？

534
00:28:23,676 --> 00:28:24,467
我们

535
00:28:25,509 --> 00:28:26,883
没在厨房试过吗？

536
00:28:27,134 --> 00:28:28,800
老人痴呆就承认吧

537
00:28:30,676 --> 00:28:32,467
那到底是谁？

538
00:28:34,799 --> 00:28:36,592
"Molly Yau"吗？

539
00:28:37,799 --> 00:28:38,967
谁是"Molly Yau"？

540
00:28:40,718 --> 00:28:42,592
你不是说只跟我在厨房试过吗？

541
00:28:43,175 --> 00:28:44,799
"Molly Yau"啊

542
00:28:45,634 --> 00:28:47,426
谁是"Molly Yau"啊？

543
00:28:49,634 --> 00:28:51,799
我问你谁是"Molly Yau"（没理由）啊？

544
00:28:52,384 --> 00:28:53,134
睡吧

545
00:28:56,259 --> 00:28:57,217
我认识她吗？

546
00:28:57,799 --> 00:28:58,883
睡醒告诉你

547
00:29:07,175 --> 00:29:09,300
你上次帮我买的手套放在哪里？

548
00:29:09,426 --> 00:29:12,009
什么，你嫌我买的不好说要自己买啊

549
00:29:12,259 --> 00:29:15,259
什么？你说你帮我买别的款式嘛

550
00:29:15,676 --> 00:29:16,467
是吗？

551
00:29:16,799 --> 00:29:18,676
那你先剁辣椒我去买

552
00:29:18,842 --> 00:29:21,050
怎么剁啊？这是最后一双

553
00:29:21,050 --> 00:29:22,467
再剁就破了

554
00:29:22,799 --> 00:29:24,967
不行，你现在马上去街口那家看看

555
00:29:25,009 --> 00:29:26,799
要是没有，就去元朗市中心

556
00:29:26,799 --> 00:29:29,384
元朗市中心 一来一回要一小时

557
00:29:29,718 --> 00:29:31,799
不然怎么办？没手套怎么剁？

558
00:29:32,009 --> 00:29:34,384
辣椒掰好了就要做，不然全烂了

559
00:29:34,467 --> 00:29:35,759
要不要帮忙？

560
00:29:37,134 --> 00:29:38,676
你别想要献慇勤

561
00:29:39,092 --> 00:29:40,592
我献慇勤？

562
00:29:41,799 --> 00:29:44,134
我开车去买比你们两个都快

563
00:29:44,259 --> 00:29:45,967
免得你们吵吵闹闹的

564
00:29:48,592 --> 00:29:49,842
早叫你考驾照

565
00:29:50,759 --> 00:29:51,718
现在求他了

566
00:29:51,718 --> 00:29:53,175
你给老爸一条活路吧

567
00:29:53,509 --> 00:29:55,592
我考了驾照他就是废人了

568
00:30:01,342 --> 00:30:02,799
哇

569
00:30:03,925 --> 00:30:06,551
哇什么？照片发给我

570
00:30:08,426 --> 00:30:09,217
看路呀

571
00:30:15,009 --> 00:30:15,799
结帐

572
00:30:16,759 --> 00:30:17,799
很久不见了

573
00:30:18,259 --> 00:30:18,925
很久吗？

574
00:30:19,800 --> 00:30:21,799
至少三个礼拜没见了

575
00:30:21,925 --> 00:30:23,092
这你都记得？

576
00:30:23,426 --> 00:30:24,300
当然记得

577
00:30:24,592 --> 00:30:27,426
你总是戴着这副眼镜那么帅，我怎么会不记得你

578
00:30:27,967 --> 00:30:28,718
这样？

579
00:30:28,842 --> 00:30:29,799
好帅

580
00:30:30,259 --> 00:30:31,300
你买这么多手套

581
00:30:31,384 --> 00:30:33,050
做辣椒，在家做辣椒

582
00:30:33,050 --> 00:30:33,967
做辣椒？

583
00:30:34,050 --> 00:30:35,799
你看你的手那么滑

584
00:30:36,092 --> 00:30:37,259
介绍好东西给你

585
00:30:37,799 --> 00:30:40,925
知不知道这个很好用，又薄又安全

586
00:30:41,300 --> 00:30:42,050
最重要是什么？

587
00:30:42,050 --> 00:30:46,259
它是今年最流行的通用色彩，经典蓝

588
00:30:47,799 --> 00:30:50,092
是挺薄的，会不会很容易破啊？

589
00:30:50,467 --> 00:30:52,799
不会的，试试，把手给我，来

590
00:30:52,799 --> 00:30:53,384
怎么试？

591
00:30:53,799 --> 00:30:56,759
先搓一搓手，搓均匀

592
00:30:57,134 --> 00:30:58,592
你的手好白

593
00:30:58,967 --> 00:31:00,300
你的手还很大

594
00:31:00,467 --> 00:31:01,134
是啊

595
00:31:01,300 --> 00:31:03,967
-小学的时候老师也夸我大 -是吗？

596
00:31:03,967 --> 00:31:05,259
是啊，打手心

597
00:31:06,300 --> 00:31:08,634
每一根手指都很修长

598
00:31:09,384 --> 00:31:11,426
现在细菌很多要搓仔细一点

599
00:31:13,634 --> 00:31:14,509
好了

600
00:31:15,967 --> 00:31:17,592
还好

601
00:31:19,799 --> 00:31:20,842
这个都要试呀？

602
00:31:22,634 --> 00:31:23,551
这个很容易进去

603
00:31:23,551 --> 00:31:24,551
是呀

604
00:31:25,426 --> 00:31:26,800
是不是很好啊？

605
00:31:26,967 --> 00:31:28,799
太好了，我全部要加大码

606
00:31:28,799 --> 00:31:29,799
好

607
00:31:36,634 --> 00:31:38,592
你去了一个小时二十二分钟

608
00:31:43,342 --> 00:31:44,509
干嘛戴着手套？

609
00:32:03,050 --> 00:32:05,426
我刚才去了市区遇到很多人

610
00:32:05,676 --> 00:32:07,676
脏兮兮乌烟瘴气的

611
00:32:08,509 --> 00:32:11,592
为了你们两个健康着想我当然要非常小心

612
00:32:12,134 --> 00:32:13,799
既然我买了那么多手套

613
00:32:14,384 --> 00:32:16,384
当然要好好地保护自己

614
00:32:17,799 --> 00:32:19,092
顺便试试质量

615
00:32:19,967 --> 00:32:21,300
谁知道一试

616
00:32:21,799 --> 00:32:22,799
我才发现

617
00:32:23,759 --> 00:32:26,092
原来现在的手套可以做得那么薄

618
00:32:26,467 --> 00:32:28,799
还可以这么有弹性

619
00:32:30,634 --> 00:32:32,384
新科技真的很神奇

620
00:32:33,592 --> 00:32:34,799
我舍不得摘

621
00:32:46,799 --> 00:32:48,551
多少钱？我给你

622
00:32:49,175 --> 00:32:50,175
几十块算了

623
00:33:16,050 --> 00:33:17,718
原来他们两个赚那么多

624
00:33:18,342 --> 00:33:19,799
是不不太好用？

625
00:33:22,175 --> 00:33:24,134
3,800... 5,000...

626
00:33:26,009 --> 00:33:27,300
原来赚那么多

627
00:33:28,342 --> 00:33:28,967
喂

628
00:33:29,799 --> 00:33:31,718
你们的辣椒卖得怎么样？

629
00:33:32,883 --> 00:33:34,551
挺好，还行吧

630
00:33:35,467 --> 00:33:36,134
怎么？

631
00:33:37,050 --> 00:33:38,009
想入股？

632
00:33:38,799 --> 00:33:40,799
我看你们已经做了几天了

633
00:33:40,799 --> 00:33:41,799
今天还要做？

634
00:33:42,092 --> 00:33:43,800
看起来生意不错

635
00:33:44,092 --> 00:33:46,925
一般，还有差不多二百多罐

636
00:33:47,799 --> 00:33:49,384
二百多罐？

637
00:33:52,759 --> 00:33:54,300
老婆，要帮忙吗？

638
00:33:56,842 --> 00:33:58,799
那么喜欢洗，全洗了

639
00:34:04,384 --> 00:34:06,384
哎呀，手套用完了

640
00:34:06,634 --> 00:34:07,467
啊？

641
00:34:08,634 --> 00:34:11,634
你啊什么？用完了很正常

642
00:34:11,925 --> 00:34:14,467
我那天买了几盒给你，这么快用完了？

643
00:34:14,799 --> 00:34:16,799
怎么可能，你怎么用的

644
00:34:16,799 --> 00:34:17,842
我找过了，不用找

645
00:34:19,592 --> 00:34:22,634
五盒，有二百五十只手套

646
00:34:22,800 --> 00:34:25,009
总之我现在用完了

647
00:34:26,259 --> 00:34:27,799
那我帮你出去买？

648
00:34:28,799 --> 00:34:31,175
为什么你那么想出去帮我买手套？

649
00:34:31,759 --> 00:34:33,718
不是说了，我想帮你忙嘛

650
00:34:33,883 --> 00:34:35,342
好，想帮忙？

651
00:34:35,799 --> 00:34:37,509
坐下，帮忙剁

652
00:34:38,883 --> 00:34:40,009
不是买手套吗？

653
00:34:41,050 --> 00:34:43,300
-不剁算了 -剁

654
00:34:46,342 --> 00:34:47,800
对了，就这么剁？

655
00:34:48,009 --> 00:34:48,967
就这么剁

656
00:34:50,009 --> 00:34:51,509
没有手套？

657
00:34:51,799 --> 00:34:53,050
没有手套

658
00:34:57,799 --> 00:34:58,799
好

659
00:35:33,426 --> 00:35:34,799
真可怜

660
00:35:39,217 --> 00:35:40,799
是不是有什么剁的技巧？

661
00:35:40,799 --> 00:35:42,634
为什么一直往我这边溅？

662
00:35:42,799 --> 00:35:43,551
戴手套

663
00:35:43,799 --> 00:35:44,799
戴手...

664
00:35:51,759 --> 00:35:53,050
还买不买手套？

665
00:35:54,799 --> 00:35:56,925
不买了，有手套了

666
00:35:58,634 --> 00:35:59,799
那继续剁

667
00:36:02,799 --> 00:36:04,342
算了手都红了，你看

668
00:36:04,799 --> 00:36:05,799
洗手... 快去

669
00:36:19,342 --> 00:36:20,092
干嘛？

670
00:36:45,799 --> 00:36:47,009
-怎么了？ -叫什么？

671
00:36:52,050 --> 00:36:52,883
又红又肿耶

672
00:36:52,883 --> 00:36:54,509
对啊，我看到了

673
00:36:54,509 --> 00:36:56,009
你快点想办法，很痛耶

674
00:36:56,259 --> 00:36:57,384
在想了

675
00:36:59,467 --> 00:37:00,092
含砂糖

676
00:37:00,467 --> 00:37:02,134
我听人家说含砂糖可以解辣

677
00:37:02,467 --> 00:37:03,217
马上拿

678
00:37:07,342 --> 00:37:07,925
怎么了？

679
00:37:08,634 --> 00:37:09,342
没事

680
00:37:10,509 --> 00:37:12,426
-来 撑住 -来

681
00:37:13,799 --> 00:37:14,384
含吧

682
00:37:15,799 --> 00:37:16,800
我...你含

683
00:37:17,300 --> 00:37:19,134
我含？又不是我辣到

684
00:37:19,134 --> 00:37:19,800
你含

685
00:37:19,800 --> 00:37:21,759
我怎么含啊？

686
00:37:22,509 --> 00:37:24,759
快点，变形了

687
00:37:28,009 --> 00:37:29,217
低一点 下去 低一点

688
00:37:29,217 --> 00:37:29,800
低一点

689
00:37:29,800 --> 00:37:32,384
-在下了 -下去啦

690
00:37:32,799 --> 00:37:34,259
低一点

691
00:37:34,509 --> 00:37:35,842
接力？

692
00:37:35,842 --> 00:37:37,592
接什么力？下去啊

693
00:37:38,509 --> 00:37:41,676
-用力 再用力 -加油

694
00:37:42,300 --> 00:37:44,799
-加油 -快一点

695
00:37:46,676 --> 00:37:48,050
我上网搜过了

696
00:37:48,509 --> 00:37:49,799
用牛奶吧

697
00:37:55,342 --> 00:37:57,509
含住还是喝下去？

698
00:37:58,759 --> 00:38:00,134
还是把它泡进去？

699
00:38:00,634 --> 00:38:01,384
快点

700
00:38:16,799 --> 00:38:18,300
来，坐吧

701
00:38:19,092 --> 00:38:19,800
干嘛？

702
00:38:20,426 --> 00:38:22,634
坐着怎么炒辣椒？

703
00:38:22,800 --> 00:38:24,759
试试看，特地买给你的

704
00:38:24,759 --> 00:38:26,799
-不用了吧 -适合你的高度试试

705
00:38:27,509 --> 00:38:28,799
刚刚好，可以吗？

706
00:38:29,592 --> 00:38:30,676
怎样，满意吗？

707
00:38:31,883 --> 00:38:32,634
两瓶

708
00:38:32,634 --> 00:38:34,551
-好，两瓶，差一瓶 -两瓶，差一瓶

709
00:38:34,551 --> 00:38:36,092
好，谢谢

710
00:38:37,799 --> 00:38:38,800
好，来

711
00:38:40,300 --> 00:38:41,842
谢谢你，谢谢

712
00:38:44,259 --> 00:38:45,175
你怎么了？

713
00:38:45,799 --> 00:38:46,718
我尿急

714
00:38:47,718 --> 00:38:48,799
尿急就尿呀

715
00:38:49,592 --> 00:38:50,175
好

716
00:38:56,634 --> 00:38:57,592
哎呀！

717
00:39:00,467 --> 00:39:01,300
你怎么了？

718
00:39:01,551 --> 00:39:02,967
我不记得摘手套

719
00:39:03,842 --> 00:39:05,092
-又肿了？ -是啊

720
00:39:05,175 --> 00:39:06,718
牛奶呢？喝完了吗？

721
00:39:07,342 --> 00:39:07,967
没用

722
00:39:08,426 --> 00:39:09,799
他泡了一整晚

723
00:39:11,509 --> 00:39:11,967
泡？

724
00:39:11,967 --> 00:39:13,967
是啊，泡整晚

725
00:39:15,551 --> 00:39:16,676
用喝的

726
00:39:17,092 --> 00:39:17,883
喝？

727
00:39:19,634 --> 00:39:20,592
怎么喝？

728
00:39:21,800 --> 00:39:22,967
用你的嘴喝

729
00:39:24,009 --> 00:39:24,967
我喝啊？

730
00:39:25,300 --> 00:39:26,592
难道我喝啊？

731
00:39:27,342 --> 00:39:28,551
我以为它喝

732
00:39:29,799 --> 00:39:30,925
你想多了

733
00:39:34,799 --> 00:39:36,217
-来 我帮你戴 -我的手大不大？

734
00:39:36,426 --> 00:39:37,592
好大啊

735
00:39:37,799 --> 00:39:39,799
我小学老师也是这么夸我的！

736
00:39:39,800 --> 00:39:40,799
进不去啊

737
00:39:40,883 --> 00:39:43,050
-你太大了 -是

738
00:39:43,925 --> 00:39:46,676
真的 真的大，你要戴大码的

739
00:39:47,009 --> 00:39:48,509
-很舒服 -行了...

740
00:39:49,050 --> 00:39:50,467
-这只呢？ -好

741
00:40:00,426 --> 00:40:01,175
糟了！

742
00:40:03,384 --> 00:40:04,799
我们会不会被人抓？

743
00:40:04,799 --> 00:40:06,551
我就说这是犯法的嘛

744
00:40:06,967 --> 00:40:08,799
就算我们犯法

745
00:40:08,799 --> 00:40:10,799
也是合法地犯法

746
00:40:11,718 --> 00:40:13,175
什么叫合法地犯法？

747
00:40:13,799 --> 00:40:16,217
就是我们没有做伤害人的事而犯法

748
00:40:16,800 --> 00:40:17,925
是善良的

749
00:40:18,925 --> 00:40:19,799
你在说什么？

750
00:40:19,967 --> 00:40:21,718
现在是法律不允许

751
00:40:21,799 --> 00:40:23,759
错的是在法律，不是我们

752
00:40:24,509 --> 00:40:25,800
那所有人都不用执照了？

753
00:40:26,009 --> 00:40:26,842
是啊

754
00:40:26,842 --> 00:40:29,426
有执照也不代表你的食物干净

755
00:40:30,050 --> 00:40:31,759
如果客人吃完拉肚子呢？

756
00:40:31,967 --> 00:40:34,842
自古以来，吃完东西肯定要拉出来的！

757
00:40:34,842 --> 00:40:36,925
如果吃了我们的辣椒酱拉不出来

758
00:40:36,925 --> 00:40:37,799
那才麻烦

759
00:40:39,050 --> 00:40:40,799
没那么容易被人抓的

760
00:40:41,009 --> 00:40:42,509
放心吧

761
00:40:42,967 --> 00:40:45,718
你们两个这么胆小怎么做大生意啊

762
00:40:47,342 --> 00:40:48,799
大姐，你也知道

763
00:40:48,799 --> 00:40:50,842
我们是小本经营，赚不了多少钱

764
00:40:51,050 --> 00:40:53,092
我想放一些货在你这里

765
00:40:53,092 --> 00:40:55,799
有什么事，就当在这里做的

766
00:40:56,175 --> 00:40:58,134
小事，随便放

767
00:40:58,259 --> 00:41:00,925
不就是一些辣椒，大蒜，油之类的

768
00:41:01,009 --> 00:41:02,300
我也这么觉得

769
00:41:02,300 --> 00:41:04,134
说真的叔叔的辣椒酱

770
00:41:04,134 --> 00:41:05,634
不就这几样东西

771
00:41:05,799 --> 00:41:06,718
要查的话

772
00:41:06,718 --> 00:41:09,009
在茶餐厅找到这些东西也很正常

773
00:41:09,967 --> 00:41:12,467
放心，我们是一家人！

774
00:41:13,259 --> 00:41:13,842
来！

775
00:41:14,134 --> 00:41:15,676
几号桌？我帮你

776
00:41:15,925 --> 00:41:18,300
你去找个位子坐下慢慢吃吧

777
00:41:18,799 --> 00:41:19,967
有消息指出

778
00:41:19,967 --> 00:41:22,883
政府打算放宽晚上禁止内用的限制

779
00:41:22,883 --> 00:41:23,925
但是相关建议

780
00:41:23,925 --> 00:41:25,799
遭到专家强烈反对

781
00:41:26,050 --> 00:41:27,467
政府最终决定

782
00:41:27,467 --> 00:41:29,925
延续实施晚上禁止内用的限制

783
00:41:30,509 --> 00:41:33,217
另外两人限聚令和强制口罩令

784
00:41:33,217 --> 00:41:36,509
继续延长七天，到八月二十五号结束

785
00:41:40,217 --> 00:41:41,676
全都在家里吃饭

786
00:41:41,799 --> 00:41:44,342
我们的辣椒酱就能继续大卖了！

787
00:41:44,759 --> 00:41:45,799
柏轩，很抱歉

788
00:41:45,967 --> 00:41:48,799
我得马上终止我们的雇佣合约

789
00:41:49,426 --> 00:41:51,050
今天是你最后一个上班天

790
00:42:03,342 --> 00:42:05,342
香港爆发第四波疫情

791
00:42:05,718 --> 00:42:08,718
跳舞群众感染人数多了六十二宗

792
00:42:08,799 --> 00:42:10,799
增加到四百七十九人

793
00:42:11,259 --> 00:42:14,467
成为疫情至今，最大规模的感染群聚

794
00:42:14,925 --> 00:42:16,799
政府防疫措施加强

795
00:42:16,842 --> 00:42:19,799
所有会议室及多用途室内地方

796
00:42:19,799 --> 00:42:22,300
都不能进行现场表演及跳舞活动

797
00:42:22,300 --> 00:42:25,676
莫说青山多障碍

798
00:42:26,300 --> 00:42:29,634
风也急风也劲

799
00:42:30,217 --> 00:42:36,799
白云过山峰也可传情

800
00:42:37,759 --> 00:42:42,300
莫说水中多变幻

801
00:42:42,300 --> 00:42:45,426
水也清水也静

802
00:42:45,799 --> 00:42:47,676
你这种人都能当老板

803
00:42:47,967 --> 00:42:49,384
有没有搞错啊？

804
00:42:51,217 --> 00:42:52,799
是成功的老板

805
00:42:53,842 --> 00:43:01,342
未怕罡风吹散了热爱

806
00:43:01,799 --> 00:43:08,509
万水千山总是情

807
00:43:10,799 --> 00:43:11,634
想好了

808
00:43:11,799 --> 00:43:14,009
既然现在网上的生意也算稳定

809
00:43:14,300 --> 00:43:15,799
我想有新的尝试

810
00:43:16,342 --> 00:43:18,342
趁我不在你就不老实了？

811
00:43:19,009 --> 00:43:20,799
下一步想和小店合作

812
00:43:21,634 --> 00:43:24,799
那第一家呢，当然是...

813
00:43:26,217 --> 00:43:28,175
正宗港式热狗

814
00:43:28,883 --> 00:43:30,551
宝宝你真的好聪明！

815
00:43:30,551 --> 00:43:31,883
棒棒哒

816
00:43:35,883 --> 00:43:38,467
水中多变幻

817
00:43:39,259 --> 00:43:42,592
风也急风也劲

818
00:43:43,426 --> 00:43:49,799
白云过山峰也可传情

819
00:43:50,384 --> 00:43:51,134
喂，李先生

820
00:43:51,718 --> 00:43:53,800
你上次带我们看的房子，还卖吗？

821
00:43:55,175 --> 00:43:57,384
顶层连天台我可以的

822
00:43:59,759 --> 00:44:07,092
未怕罡风吹散了热爱

823
00:44:07,799 --> 00:44:09,799
你们也会唱，一起唱

824
00:44:10,799 --> 00:44:11,800
不用害羞，来！

825
00:44:11,800 --> 00:44:14,551
万水千山总是情

826
00:44:15,883 --> 00:44:19,718
聚散也有天注定

827
00:44:20,217 --> 00:44:24,217
不怨天不怨命

828
00:44:24,384 --> 00:44:31,799
但求有山水共作证

829
00:44:33,009 --> 00:44:34,009
-好棒 -好

830
00:44:35,217 --> 00:44:36,799
很好听！姐姐…

831
00:44:36,799 --> 00:44:38,634
你真的进步得很快

832
00:44:39,342 --> 00:44:41,175
比汪明荃好听，真的！

833
00:44:44,217 --> 00:44:45,009
谢谢...

834
00:44:46,009 --> 00:44:48,009
我最近学了一首新歌

835
00:44:48,426 --> 00:44:50,799
是那个Olivia Newton John的

836
00:44:50,799 --> 00:44:52,925
Hopelessly Devoted to You

837
00:44:52,925 --> 00:44:55,134
我还特地找人帮我拍了一个MV

838
00:44:55,134 --> 00:44:56,259
给我点意见

839
00:44:56,259 --> 00:44:58,467
好，你把MV找出来，快点

840
00:45:01,676 --> 00:45:03,592
耳油，我先去厕所洗洗

841
00:45:04,718 --> 00:45:05,925
我看甜品煮好了没有？

842
00:45:06,592 --> 00:45:08,551
柏轩正好，你先睹为快

843
00:45:08,718 --> 00:45:11,676
来，音乐人，给我一点专业意见

844
00:45:11,676 --> 00:45:12,718
姑姑你对我真好

845
00:45:12,800 --> 00:45:13,759
发给我

846
00:45:14,426 --> 00:45:15,718
我要是懂得发

847
00:45:15,718 --> 00:45:19,217
就不用大老远地从鸭脷洲跑到元朗来了

848
00:45:19,634 --> 00:45:21,092
你可以叫表哥帮你发

849
00:45:24,217 --> 00:45:25,883
你表哥很忙的嘛

850
00:45:28,799 --> 00:45:30,384
我很少见到他

851
00:45:31,300 --> 00:45:34,175
等他来，还不如来找你们

852
00:45:37,883 --> 00:45:39,634
你就当来帮帮我们

853
00:45:39,925 --> 00:45:43,092
我平时要跳舞，很多事要忙我来干嘛？

854
00:45:43,134 --> 00:45:45,467
那你可能要好久，才能跳舞了

855
00:45:45,467 --> 00:45:45,842
啊？

856
00:45:47,759 --> 00:45:49,634
要好久才能跳舞？

857
00:45:50,009 --> 00:45:50,799
是啊？

858
00:45:50,799 --> 00:45:52,509
要去那里买“好酒”？

859
00:46:03,467 --> 00:46:05,883
姑姑，又说冷笑话？

860
00:46:09,883 --> 00:46:10,759
好笑吗？

861
00:46:10,759 --> 00:46:11,092
行啊

862
00:46:11,092 --> 00:46:13,217
-我前两天不知道听谁说的 -好笑

863
00:46:13,217 --> 00:46:14,799
笑到我差点失禁

864
00:46:16,925 --> 00:46:17,925
我打算

865
00:46:18,799 --> 00:46:22,050
把传统小吃，用全新的方法去包装

866
00:46:22,799 --> 00:46:24,175
去吸引新的顾客

867
00:46:24,799 --> 00:46:25,799
很好啊！

868
00:46:26,925 --> 00:46:29,551
年轻人什么都要尝试一下

869
00:46:30,092 --> 00:46:32,300
我经常跟年轻的伙计说

870
00:46:32,799 --> 00:46:34,217
你什么都要尝试

871
00:46:34,342 --> 00:46:36,676
所有老板像你这么开明就好了

872
00:46:38,217 --> 00:46:41,009
我呢，吃过很多不同种类的食物

873
00:46:41,134 --> 00:46:42,799
但是全都吃过之后

874
00:46:42,799 --> 00:46:44,259
还是觉得你们的热狗

875
00:46:44,259 --> 00:46:46,384
跟我们的辣椒酱最般配

876
00:46:46,925 --> 00:46:49,300
所以我是真的很想跟你们合作

877
00:46:49,300 --> 00:46:51,259
希望推出一款新的辣热狗

878
00:46:53,467 --> 00:46:56,009
我们在这里经营二十多年了

879
00:46:56,259 --> 00:46:57,967
只做一种食物

880
00:46:58,426 --> 00:47:01,217
我那些熟客，全都吃习惯了

881
00:47:01,799 --> 00:47:04,759
除了那些熟客，还可以吸引新的年轻客

882
00:47:04,759 --> 00:47:09,217
现在的年轻人，他们就喜欢吃那些日本菜

883
00:47:09,217 --> 00:47:12,799
韩国菜甚至是台湾菜之类的小吃，对吧？

884
00:47:12,842 --> 00:47:16,883
像你们这种年纪的人又怎么会买热狗吃？

885
00:47:17,384 --> 00:47:19,342
但是...如果你跟我们合作

886
00:47:19,551 --> 00:47:22,676
我就能介绍光顾我的那些年轻人来吃热狗

887
00:47:22,718 --> 00:47:25,300
这样就能把这种传统小吃，继续延续下去

888
00:47:25,634 --> 00:47:27,799
不行，我们不能改变

889
00:47:27,799 --> 00:47:29,342
一改变就糟了

890
00:47:29,799 --> 00:47:31,967
老板，没试又怎么知道？

891
00:47:32,217 --> 00:47:34,799
我二十多年前就试过了

892
00:47:35,799 --> 00:47:37,799
所以开了这家店啊

893
00:47:38,799 --> 00:47:40,217
你自己试吧

894
00:47:40,842 --> 00:47:42,842
你老妈弄得好辛苦啊

895
00:47:49,799 --> 00:47:52,009
张太太，现在收到你五十万订金

896
00:47:52,217 --> 00:47:54,799
你尽快去银行办理贷款 这样就行了

897
00:48:06,592 --> 00:48:08,426
你又在炒辣椒？

898
00:48:09,050 --> 00:48:09,759
大姐约你

899
00:48:09,759 --> 00:48:11,467
今天晚上一起去吃火锅

900
00:48:12,009 --> 00:48:13,300
这么开心？

901
00:48:13,718 --> 00:48:16,467
是啊，今晚七点别迟到了

902
00:48:16,467 --> 00:48:17,050
喂？

903
00:48:17,509 --> 00:48:19,842
还有，记得拿两瓶辣椒酱来尝尝

904
00:48:20,799 --> 00:48:23,759
你们卖了这么久，我跟大姐都还没尝过

905
00:48:24,050 --> 00:48:25,676
看看味道怎么样

906
00:48:28,384 --> 00:48:30,799
你等一下，别跟他们提钱

907
00:48:31,592 --> 00:48:34,259
我怎么会无缘无故跟他们提钱？

908
00:48:34,467 --> 00:48:36,799
-大姐快来 -来...

909
00:48:37,217 --> 00:48:38,799
-冰奶茶少糖 -谢谢大姐

910
00:48:38,842 --> 00:48:40,175
不用客气，吃吧

911
00:48:40,342 --> 00:48:41,342
有鲍鱼可以吃

912
00:48:41,342 --> 00:48:42,509
我买的

913
00:48:42,799 --> 00:48:44,009
-这么大方 -是啊

914
00:48:44,009 --> 00:48:47,509
对了，听说你们做那个辣椒酱销量不错是吧？

915
00:48:47,592 --> 00:48:49,509
-确实不错 -是吗？

916
00:48:49,718 --> 00:48:50,842
还过得去吧

917
00:48:51,592 --> 00:48:53,799
你们两个人一起做

918
00:48:54,384 --> 00:48:56,799
一个礼拜能卖一百瓶吗？

919
00:48:57,676 --> 00:48:58,799
一百瓶？

920
00:48:59,799 --> 00:49:01,759
一百瓶一个人就能做

921
00:49:02,342 --> 00:49:04,718
至少一个人二百瓶，慢慢来

922
00:49:09,050 --> 00:49:11,259
也就是一个礼拜卖四百瓶？

923
00:49:12,342 --> 00:49:14,050
这样真的很辛苦呀

924
00:49:14,592 --> 00:49:16,799
不是辛苦，是发财

925
00:49:18,134 --> 00:49:20,050
其实也赚不到很多钱？

926
00:49:20,634 --> 00:49:21,967
-很少的 -没多少 就一点

927
00:49:21,967 --> 00:49:25,300
他们放上网卖的，卖九十块一瓶，大姐

928
00:49:25,426 --> 00:49:26,426
不便宜

929
00:49:26,759 --> 00:49:29,799
哪像你炒一盘牛河，只赚十块钱

930
00:49:29,800 --> 00:49:32,925
那我们不懂怎么把东西放上网卖

931
00:49:32,925 --> 00:49:34,592
一个月赚二十万

932
00:49:34,799 --> 00:49:36,175
还可以请个人帮忙

933
00:49:36,259 --> 00:49:38,799
哪有二十万这么多，大哥

934
00:49:39,217 --> 00:49:40,718
不算成本啊？

935
00:49:42,050 --> 00:49:43,799
不是，我跟他解释清楚嘛

936
00:49:43,799 --> 00:49:45,799
辣椒要四十块钱一斤

937
00:49:45,967 --> 00:49:48,800
还有那些大蒜、油啊不花钱吗？

938
00:49:48,800 --> 00:49:50,259
-全都要花钱买的 -是啊 是啊

939
00:49:50,259 --> 00:49:53,676
很简单，我算给你听，一个月一千二百瓶

940
00:49:53,676 --> 00:49:55,842
除以人数，我们每个人四、五万

941
00:49:55,842 --> 00:49:56,883
哪有二十？

942
00:49:57,799 --> 00:50:02,009
四到五万？也比我们赚得多呀大姐

943
00:50:02,799 --> 00:50:04,967
为什么自己人不能卖这款辣椒酱

944
00:50:04,967 --> 00:50:06,342
要让外人赚钱？

945
00:50:07,009 --> 00:50:08,050
什么外人？

946
00:50:08,509 --> 00:50:10,092
我们是一家人！

947
00:50:10,467 --> 00:50:11,842
我们是一家人？

948
00:50:13,759 --> 00:50:14,883
我在里面吗？

949
00:50:15,799 --> 00:50:17,134
全让他们赚了！

950
00:50:17,259 --> 00:50:19,300
大哥，我之前跟大姐说过的

951
00:50:19,300 --> 00:50:20,676
你为什么不问我？

952
00:50:20,799 --> 00:50:21,592
我死了？

953
00:50:21,799 --> 00:50:23,759
大姐你不做，我做！

954
00:50:23,967 --> 00:50:25,467
无本生利！

955
00:50:25,676 --> 00:50:27,342
你为什么认为是无本呢？

956
00:50:27,342 --> 00:50:29,592
你借我们的厨房当工厂

957
00:50:30,009 --> 00:50:31,175
我计较过吗？

958
00:50:36,799 --> 00:50:37,509
够了

959
00:50:38,175 --> 00:50:41,134
是我主动说没关系，借给他们用的

960
00:50:42,134 --> 00:50:44,883
为什么每件事都要算得那么清楚？

961
00:50:46,092 --> 00:50:47,799
我跟你是不是也要算清楚啊？

962
00:50:48,799 --> 00:50:50,300
算这个算那个

963
00:50:50,509 --> 00:50:52,009
看看鲍鱼熟了没有？

964
00:50:52,718 --> 00:50:55,967
大家还可以坐在一起吃饭就不错了吵什么？

965
00:50:56,634 --> 00:50:58,467
明天随时变回两人限聚

966
00:50:58,509 --> 00:51:00,300
到时候就吃不了

967
00:51:08,799 --> 00:51:09,676
我回来了

968
00:51:17,799 --> 00:51:18,842
你有几封信在桌上

969
00:51:18,842 --> 00:51:21,342
你看一下，别一直放着不看

970
00:51:24,883 --> 00:51:27,967
还有银行信？已经改了网上支付

971
00:51:39,217 --> 00:51:40,718
又怎么了？

972
00:51:41,300 --> 00:51:44,300
我什么都没做，还是踩地雷了

973
00:51:45,592 --> 00:51:46,842
小事就算了

974
00:51:47,718 --> 00:51:50,134
你别跟我说，你跟埋地雷的人说

975
00:51:50,300 --> 00:51:52,134
他不说话没人当他是哑巴

976
00:51:52,259 --> 00:51:53,799
我帮她还不满意

977
00:51:58,342 --> 00:52:00,175
知不知道他今晚多帮忙

978
00:52:00,799 --> 00:52:03,175
吃饭之前我就跟他说了不要提钱

979
00:52:03,175 --> 00:52:04,467
一见到你舅舅

980
00:52:04,467 --> 00:52:06,634
他一五一十把价钱全说了

981
00:52:06,718 --> 00:52:08,676
现在全都知道我们赚多少钱了

982
00:52:09,634 --> 00:52:12,050
不管我说了什么，她就只听到钱

983
00:52:12,050 --> 00:52:13,551
提起钱他最开心

984
00:52:13,676 --> 00:52:15,467
提起钱谁不开心？

985
00:52:15,467 --> 00:52:16,676
她提起钱会哭啊？

986
00:52:16,799 --> 00:52:19,175
我能做完所有事，赚光所有钱我最开心

987
00:52:19,509 --> 00:52:21,551
开心啊？那让他自己全做了

988
00:52:21,551 --> 00:52:22,467
我不做

989
00:52:22,799 --> 00:52:23,842
我一直在做

990
00:52:24,799 --> 00:52:27,634
你跟他说他这样做辣椒，死定了

991
00:52:28,799 --> 00:52:30,799
辣椒本来就是死的

992
00:52:31,342 --> 00:52:32,842
你问问她见过活的辣椒吗？

993
00:52:33,050 --> 00:52:34,009
吓死人啊？

994
00:52:34,217 --> 00:52:36,300
从今天开始我负责做辣椒酱

995
00:52:51,551 --> 00:52:53,799
姐姐

996
00:52:56,759 --> 00:52:59,134
-喂 姐姐，是我 -怎么了？阿伦

997
00:52:59,718 --> 00:53:01,259
我有笔大生意找你合作

998
00:53:01,259 --> 00:53:02,467
一起出来开工

999
00:53:04,799 --> 00:53:05,759
你又MISS了

1000
00:53:06,467 --> 00:53:07,134
没关系

1001
00:53:07,467 --> 00:53:08,300
完美

1002
00:53:09,925 --> 00:53:11,217
我能跟得上

1003
00:53:11,799 --> 00:53:12,384
好 来

1004
00:53:12,384 --> 00:53:12,967
你看到吗

1005
00:53:12,967 --> 00:53:14,050
它不是叫你老师

1006
00:53:14,050 --> 00:53:15,384
它说你错失了

1007
00:53:16,300 --> 00:53:19,799
不行了，脚能跟上手跟不上

1008
00:53:19,799 --> 00:53:20,842
你别管自己的样子了

1009
00:53:20,842 --> 00:53:22,342
不行了

1010
00:53:23,342 --> 00:53:24,800
-只是游戏 -不行了

1011
00:53:25,342 --> 00:53:26,175
是啊

1012
00:53:29,799 --> 00:53:30,799
跳更高等级的

1013
00:53:30,799 --> 00:53:31,925
不行，断气了

1014
00:53:32,634 --> 00:53:33,759
-不行了 -怎么会不行？

1015
00:53:36,883 --> 00:53:37,799
快点

1016
00:53:39,384 --> 00:53:41,050
-不行 -不行了？

1017
00:53:41,300 --> 00:53:43,799
玩不激烈的游戏，走，那边！

1018
00:53:43,799 --> 00:53:44,759
好啊

1019
00:53:47,883 --> 00:53:49,718
糟了，没硬币我先去换

1020
00:53:49,799 --> 00:53:50,384
你拿着

1021
00:53:50,551 --> 00:53:52,426
还想玩什么？

1022
00:53:53,009 --> 00:53:54,799
我无所谓，你想玩什么？

1023
00:54:01,426 --> 00:54:02,759
准备好了吗？

1024
00:54:03,009 --> 00:54:04,134
我好害怕

1025
00:54:04,342 --> 00:54:05,217
-来啊 -好

1026
00:54:24,259 --> 00:54:25,134
不要呀

1027
00:54:31,883 --> 00:54:32,799
过来

1028
00:54:33,467 --> 00:54:34,050
过来

1029
00:54:37,134 --> 00:54:37,799
姐姐

1030
00:54:37,883 --> 00:54:39,551
这把是我赢了

1031
00:54:39,925 --> 00:54:40,799
我知道

1032
00:54:41,551 --> 00:54:43,050
这一掌是要打醒你

1033
00:54:43,467 --> 00:54:44,799
回去跟你老婆认个错

1034
00:54:45,967 --> 00:54:47,551
买点东西给她

1035
00:54:49,050 --> 00:54:50,799
随便买一个戒指

1036
00:54:50,799 --> 00:54:53,134
还是包包什么的礼物送给她

1037
00:54:53,134 --> 00:54:54,634
回去哄哄她呀

1038
00:54:55,426 --> 00:54:55,967
好

1039
00:54:57,175 --> 00:54:58,009
先别走

1040
00:54:59,799 --> 00:55:00,799
临走前

1041
00:55:01,175 --> 00:55:03,467
能不能让我打完赢的那一掌？

1042
00:55:11,009 --> 00:55:12,509
没大没小

1043
00:55:18,092 --> 00:55:19,799
又新街猪排面，好吃吗？

1044
00:55:20,676 --> 00:55:21,634
好吃

1045
00:55:23,426 --> 00:55:25,175
好吃就慢慢吃

1046
00:55:25,759 --> 00:55:26,799
我先去换衣服

1047
00:55:29,217 --> 00:55:30,800
你干嘛一直捂着脸？

1048
00:55:32,467 --> 00:55:33,300
没什么

1049
00:55:33,799 --> 00:55:34,842
我的口罩刚才掉了

1050
00:55:34,842 --> 00:55:35,800
这是口罩

1051
00:55:44,009 --> 00:55:45,175
我帮你按摩腰

1052
00:55:46,718 --> 00:55:47,551
是不是这里？

1053
00:55:47,718 --> 00:55:48,467
高一点

1054
00:55:49,342 --> 00:55:50,092
这里啊？

1055
00:55:53,134 --> 00:55:54,467
来，按肩膀

1056
00:55:58,134 --> 00:55:59,799
这个给你吧？别浪费

1057
00:56:00,175 --> 00:56:01,799
不用了我饱了，你吃

1058
00:56:01,799 --> 00:56:02,592
哦

1059
00:56:12,799 --> 00:56:13,759
姑姑

1060
00:56:13,883 --> 00:56:16,634
你带回去，这么贵你自己吃

1061
00:56:22,799 --> 00:56:24,426
来，这些给你

1062
00:56:25,217 --> 00:56:25,799
这样够？

1063
00:56:25,799 --> 00:56:27,925
一个人吃几颗就够了

1064
00:56:29,342 --> 00:56:29,967
喂

1065
00:56:31,799 --> 00:56:32,592
在干嘛？

1066
00:56:41,217 --> 00:56:42,009
干嘛？

1067
00:56:42,175 --> 00:56:44,300
在跟谁发信息聊天呢？

1068
00:56:45,467 --> 00:56:46,925
没有，谈正经事

1069
00:56:47,300 --> 00:56:48,634
我一看就知道

1070
00:56:48,799 --> 00:56:49,800
在撩妹

1071
00:56:52,134 --> 00:56:54,217
当然不是，怎么会呢

1072
00:56:54,217 --> 00:56:55,676
-傻瓜 -那你在干什么？

1073
00:56:55,800 --> 00:56:56,883
谈正经事

1074
00:56:57,426 --> 00:56:58,342
不能说啊？

1075
00:57:00,259 --> 00:57:00,883
嗨

1076
00:57:01,259 --> 00:57:02,426
给你放口罩

1077
00:57:02,426 --> 00:57:03,217
往这边走

1078
00:57:03,217 --> 00:57:03,925
谢谢

1079
00:57:10,217 --> 00:57:11,050
嗨，柏轩

1080
00:57:11,300 --> 00:57:12,050
我是黛丝

1081
00:57:12,300 --> 00:57:13,217
抱歉，我迟到了

1082
00:57:13,217 --> 00:57:14,175
没关系

1083
00:57:14,259 --> 00:57:16,384
我们这次真的很高兴能跟你合作

1084
00:57:16,800 --> 00:57:19,759
特别是阿诺，他一收到你说YES的信息

1085
00:57:19,759 --> 00:57:21,967
-就马上叫所有同事去开会 -是吗？

1086
00:57:22,799 --> 00:57:24,925
其实阿诺这几年一直在不同地方

1087
00:57:24,925 --> 00:57:27,426
寻找有潜力的品牌，推向国际

1088
00:57:27,592 --> 00:57:28,676
这次来香港

1089
00:57:28,676 --> 00:57:31,009
他第一个想合作的就是你的辣椒酱

1090
00:57:31,799 --> 00:57:33,799
合约第一年提到要做的一万瓶

1091
00:57:33,799 --> 00:57:34,883
只是个开始

1092
00:57:35,799 --> 00:57:37,300
这一年我们的合作模式

1093
00:57:37,300 --> 00:57:39,551
一定会是越来越大的规模

1094
00:57:40,050 --> 00:57:41,759
希望更加多人认识

1095
00:57:41,759 --> 00:57:42,967
以及品尝到你的辣椒酱

1096
00:57:50,259 --> 00:57:50,883
柏轩

1097
00:57:51,967 --> 00:57:52,799
这边来

1098
00:57:53,092 --> 00:57:53,799
好

1099
00:58:09,009 --> 00:58:12,800
每一幅拼图都有它的最后一块

1100
00:58:14,175 --> 00:58:18,967
缺了这一块，拼图就不完整了

1101
00:58:20,175 --> 00:58:22,300
这些年来，我一直在…

1102
00:58:22,300 --> 00:58:25,175
寻找我生命中的最后一块拼图

1103
00:58:25,175 --> 00:58:26,300
柏轩

1104
00:58:26,509 --> 00:58:27,300
阿诺，你好

1105
00:58:27,676 --> 00:58:29,342
非常感谢你的邀请

1106
00:58:34,050 --> 00:58:35,799
我知道你在想什么

1107
00:58:37,134 --> 00:58:39,842
一个像我这样什么都有的人

1108
00:58:40,134 --> 00:58:43,092
怎么会想跟你这样的人合作？

1109
00:58:44,426 --> 00:58:47,009
我来给你上一节经济速成课

1110
00:58:47,259 --> 00:58:49,799
“供与求”

1111
00:58:51,009 --> 00:58:54,134
你对你的产品拥有绝对信心

1112
00:58:54,800 --> 00:58:57,799
要全面发挥这个产品的潜力

1113
00:58:57,799 --> 00:59:01,259
取得天文数字的收益

1114
00:59:01,799 --> 00:59:04,759
关键在于市场推广和品牌定位

1115
00:59:04,799 --> 00:59:05,509
以及增加

1116
00:59:05,509 --> 00:59:10,134
人气产品的供应

1117
00:59:11,300 --> 00:59:13,759
柏轩，只要你增加供应

1118
00:59:13,799 --> 00:59:16,217
需求就会随之而来

1119
00:59:17,759 --> 00:59:19,718
闭上眼睛，想像一下

1120
00:59:20,259 --> 00:59:21,799
天文数字的增长

1121
00:59:21,799 --> 00:59:23,676
是何等精妙，柏轩

1122
00:59:25,800 --> 00:59:27,134
你做得到

1123
00:59:28,799 --> 00:59:29,925
来吧

1124
00:59:31,634 --> 00:59:33,634
感受一下澎湃的市场力量

1125
00:59:34,009 --> 00:59:35,842
在你的血管内奔驰

1126
00:59:37,009 --> 00:59:38,384
太美妙了

1127
00:59:40,883 --> 00:59:41,967
喂

1128
00:59:43,175 --> 00:59:44,592
闭上你的眼睛

1129
00:59:45,092 --> 00:59:47,718
来吧！闭上眼睛！

1130
00:59:48,842 --> 00:59:49,925
想像一下

1131
00:59:53,799 --> 00:59:55,426
太美妙了！

1132
00:59:56,009 --> 00:59:57,799
怎么样？看到吗？

1133
00:59:59,175 --> 01:00:01,718
闭眼睛，能看到什么呢？

1134
01:00:03,467 --> 01:00:05,050
就知道你们没有视野

1135
01:00:06,509 --> 01:00:07,967
说你没有视野

1136
01:00:08,384 --> 01:00:09,799
当然是他最有视野了

1137
01:00:09,799 --> 01:00:10,509
那倒是

1138
01:00:10,551 --> 01:00:12,799
我电视机呀，游戏机全没有

1139
01:00:12,799 --> 01:00:13,467
就是

1140
01:00:13,799 --> 01:00:15,050
我又不是"One direction"

1141
01:00:15,050 --> 01:00:16,634
我也不时髦

1142
01:00:17,759 --> 01:00:19,384
但是我有

1143
01:00:19,799 --> 01:00:21,799
恭喜

1144
01:00:21,967 --> 01:00:23,551
押韵

1145
01:00:24,467 --> 01:00:25,799
果然是英文状元

1146
01:00:26,259 --> 01:00:27,967
好，现在赚到钱了

1147
01:00:28,967 --> 01:00:30,009
有什么打算？

1148
01:00:31,799 --> 01:00:32,759
买房

1149
01:00:35,967 --> 01:00:36,967
买房啊？

1150
01:00:38,799 --> 01:00:40,799
我十二岁认识你的时候

1151
01:00:40,799 --> 01:00:42,799
你已经说过不要买房子啦

1152
01:00:43,799 --> 01:00:45,384
我老妈想买嘛

1153
01:00:46,009 --> 01:00:49,592
你老妈想买房子，一点都不奇怪

1154
01:00:49,799 --> 01:00:51,467
汕尾以南都知道

1155
01:00:52,799 --> 01:00:55,009
但是她用我的名字去申请贷款了

1156
01:00:56,009 --> 01:00:58,092
不行，太过分，一定要告她

1157
01:00:58,551 --> 01:00:59,799
我帮你找律师

1158
01:00:59,799 --> 01:01:00,799
君尧怎么样？

1159
01:01:00,800 --> 01:01:02,009
别玩了

1160
01:01:03,592 --> 01:01:05,092
我跟她吵过好多次

1161
01:01:06,592 --> 01:01:09,342
但是毕竟...是我妈的心愿

1162
01:01:11,426 --> 01:01:13,050
而且难得我有能力

1163
01:01:13,799 --> 01:01:14,759
就买给她

1164
01:01:15,259 --> 01:01:16,718
你要想清楚

1165
01:01:16,799 --> 01:01:19,300
你下半辈子做什么都是为了这房子

1166
01:01:20,718 --> 01:01:21,426
值得吗？

1167
01:01:24,092 --> 01:01:25,300
她说值得

1168
01:01:29,134 --> 01:01:30,384
是在问你

1169
01:01:35,799 --> 01:01:37,384
总之她说值得

1170
01:01:40,509 --> 01:01:42,009
几年前也许值得

1171
01:01:43,259 --> 01:01:44,676
现在不一样了

1172
01:01:49,592 --> 01:01:50,842
现在有什么问题？

1173
01:01:51,718 --> 01:01:54,509
你现在没工作了，你怎么贷款？

1174
01:01:54,676 --> 01:01:57,426
所以这次我一定要做好这一万瓶辣椒酱

1175
01:01:58,592 --> 01:01:59,800
只要做好一万瓶

1176
01:01:59,800 --> 01:02:02,799
就会有两万瓶，会有四万瓶

1177
01:02:02,799 --> 01:02:04,509
会有十万瓶

1178
01:02:05,799 --> 01:02:06,967
到时候不用贷款

1179
01:02:07,883 --> 01:02:09,175
我一次付清

1180
01:02:16,759 --> 01:02:17,799
我跟你们说

1181
01:02:18,799 --> 01:02:21,634
我这次一定行

1182
01:02:23,509 --> 01:02:24,092
听到了没？

1183
01:02:28,134 --> 01:02:28,799
来！

1184
01:02:35,426 --> 01:02:36,175
一定行

1185
01:02:36,467 --> 01:02:37,426
一定行

1186
01:02:40,676 --> 01:02:42,925
要一万个空瓶那么多？要上市啊？

1187
01:02:43,259 --> 01:02:44,634
哪这么容易啊？

1188
01:02:44,799 --> 01:02:46,217
儿子接了个大订单

1189
01:02:46,799 --> 01:02:48,092
恭喜你们

1190
01:02:48,134 --> 01:02:50,509
那以后我的生意，全靠你们了

1191
01:02:50,925 --> 01:02:52,799
好，你们自己决定

1192
01:02:55,925 --> 01:02:57,009
哪个我们买的？

1193
01:02:57,718 --> 01:02:59,925
你们一直买的是这一种，这是进口货

1194
01:03:00,175 --> 01:03:01,467
另一种容量一样

1195
01:03:01,467 --> 01:03:03,009
但是大陆做的轻很多

1196
01:03:03,634 --> 01:03:05,342
这两种最大的区别就是

1197
01:03:05,342 --> 01:03:06,883
你们买的贵两块钱

1198
01:03:07,467 --> 01:03:08,718
那不用考虑了

1199
01:03:08,967 --> 01:03:10,592
贵两块钱

1200
01:03:10,676 --> 01:03:12,217
你们真的要尽快订货了

1201
01:03:12,342 --> 01:03:14,925
我没那么多现货啊，最好今天就做决定

1202
01:03:15,009 --> 01:03:16,592
啊今天啊？

1203
01:03:17,175 --> 01:03:21,467
但是儿子上次真的试了很多次最后才选了这个

1204
01:03:21,925 --> 01:03:23,676
你不会想拿回去让他试吧？

1205
01:03:23,718 --> 01:03:24,800
他要试好几天

1206
01:03:25,384 --> 01:03:28,342
便宜的这种，我真的只赚了五毛钱

1207
01:03:29,426 --> 01:03:30,759
这个什么时候有货啊？

1208
01:03:37,799 --> 01:03:38,799
回来了

1209
01:03:39,842 --> 01:03:41,009
一个人回来

1210
01:03:41,800 --> 01:03:42,799
不然几个？

1211
01:03:42,925 --> 01:03:45,342
你别做得那么快，我来不及装

1212
01:03:45,634 --> 01:03:48,217
看来你们进度神速，第一批搞定了吧

1213
01:03:48,384 --> 01:03:50,467
你能帮忙就更快

1214
01:03:50,467 --> 01:03:52,175
好 马上帮忙

1215
01:04:01,634 --> 01:04:02,800
瓶子不一样了？

1216
01:04:03,718 --> 01:04:04,842
哪有不一样啊？

1217
01:04:05,259 --> 01:04:06,799
不是，形状都不一样了

1218
01:04:07,009 --> 01:04:09,426
这里本来是斜的，现在变正方形？

1219
01:04:09,799 --> 01:04:11,509
而且重量也不一样轻很多

1220
01:04:11,551 --> 01:04:12,467
怎么回事？

1221
01:04:12,718 --> 01:04:14,175
差不多，有什么不同？

1222
01:04:14,509 --> 01:04:15,759
差了很多

1223
01:04:15,800 --> 01:04:17,799
那也对，一个差两块钱

1224
01:04:23,842 --> 01:04:24,925
你刚才说没区别？

1225
01:04:24,925 --> 01:04:27,551
我哪有说过没差？我是问你有什么差别？

1226
01:04:27,799 --> 01:04:30,050
大哥做生意不能这样，这是做品牌

1227
01:04:30,634 --> 01:04:31,799
才做了几个月

1228
01:04:31,842 --> 01:04:33,342
无缘无故换瓶子

1229
01:04:33,342 --> 01:04:34,799
你是买家，你会怎么想？

1230
01:04:34,800 --> 01:04:37,259
还有，我合约已经签好了

1231
01:04:37,259 --> 01:04:39,592
我明天要去开会，现在才换瓶子

1232
01:04:39,718 --> 01:04:40,634
我怎么跟人家交代？

1233
01:04:40,634 --> 01:04:42,592
你没说我们哪知道？

1234
01:04:42,718 --> 01:04:44,509
你买之前为什么不问我？

1235
01:04:45,384 --> 01:04:47,259
你们能不能别老是自作主张？

1236
01:04:47,551 --> 01:04:49,799
我们还有什么没跟你说，少爷？

1237
01:04:55,799 --> 01:04:57,799
那你说，这封是什么？

1238
01:04:59,342 --> 01:05:00,799
为什么拒绝申请？

1239
01:05:01,384 --> 01:05:03,175
你不是有三万五的工资吗？

1240
01:05:03,175 --> 01:05:04,676
你们根本没有问过我

1241
01:05:05,300 --> 01:05:07,467
就用我的名字申请贷款买房

1242
01:05:07,799 --> 01:05:10,800
我在问你啊，知不知道为什么不能贷款？

1243
01:05:11,799 --> 01:05:12,799
我被开除了

1244
01:05:14,967 --> 01:05:17,134
没了工资，所以不能贷款

1245
01:05:17,799 --> 01:05:20,509
这么大的事你为什么不告诉我们？

1246
01:05:26,842 --> 01:05:27,718
哎

1247
01:05:29,842 --> 01:05:31,134
五十万订金？

1248
01:05:33,676 --> 01:05:34,799
那房子怎么办？

1249
01:05:35,799 --> 01:05:36,799
你看看你

1250
01:05:36,842 --> 01:05:38,467
你儿子没了工作

1251
01:05:38,634 --> 01:05:40,134
你根本不担心他的前途

1252
01:05:40,134 --> 01:05:41,259
只想着那房子

1253
01:05:41,426 --> 01:05:42,799
从我刚开始工作

1254
01:05:43,092 --> 01:05:46,259
你就叫我努力多赚点钱，要靠我买房子

1255
01:05:47,175 --> 01:05:48,799
我说过我想买房子吗？

1256
01:05:50,259 --> 01:05:52,009
我现在用我儿子的名义去买房

1257
01:05:52,009 --> 01:05:54,799
我自己付贷款，这有什么问题？

1258
01:05:55,342 --> 01:05:57,175
有什么问题？这样你都不满意？

1259
01:05:57,175 --> 01:05:58,967
不是谁付贷款的问题

1260
01:05:59,384 --> 01:06:00,467
我签了三十年

1261
01:06:00,467 --> 01:06:02,799
就是用我的名义背负贷款三十年

1262
01:06:03,925 --> 01:06:06,592
如果你们没钱，就不要去买房子

1263
01:06:06,592 --> 01:06:07,799
张柏轩你够了

1264
01:06:08,009 --> 01:06:10,551
不是我不够，是你们永远都不够

1265
01:06:13,092 --> 01:06:15,925
你知不知道你老妈为了买房有多用心良苦

1266
01:06:16,718 --> 01:06:19,175
九七年，我们高息买黄埔

1267
01:06:19,634 --> 01:06:21,592
她为了要拿回那个首购身份

1268
01:06:21,592 --> 01:06:23,217
省那些印花税，你知道她干嘛？

1269
01:06:23,217 --> 01:06:25,842
她说要跟我离婚，这种话都说出口？

1270
01:06:27,009 --> 01:06:30,800
我是说跟你假离婚，之后还可以再嫁给你嘛

1271
01:06:30,925 --> 01:06:33,050
你在儿子面前说这些干嘛？

1272
01:06:33,092 --> 01:06:35,799
你说就可以，我说就不行

1273
01:06:35,967 --> 01:06:37,342
你是不是太霸道了？

1274
01:06:37,592 --> 01:06:39,217
那不说房子，说瓶子

1275
01:06:39,217 --> 01:06:40,342
人家不说瓶子了

1276
01:06:40,342 --> 01:06:41,592
好，说回瓶子

1277
01:06:41,799 --> 01:06:42,634
说回瓶子？

1278
01:06:42,634 --> 01:06:43,175
好

1279
01:06:44,050 --> 01:06:45,384
一个瓶子省两块

1280
01:06:45,467 --> 01:06:46,799
一万个就省两万块

1281
01:06:46,800 --> 01:06:49,759
你拿这两万块去买材料，能再做一千多瓶

1282
01:06:49,800 --> 01:06:52,967
那就是不只两万块，是九万多块的事

1283
01:06:53,217 --> 01:06:55,175
-你再拿... -知不知道你们很烦啊？

1284
01:06:57,925 --> 01:06:59,300
一个逼我换瓶子

1285
01:06:59,592 --> 01:07:00,925
一个逼我买房子

1286
01:07:02,092 --> 01:07:03,925
你们有没有问过我想要什么？

1287
01:07:56,551 --> 01:07:57,050
妈

1288
01:07:57,800 --> 01:07:59,799
怎么那么好来接我？

1289
01:08:00,592 --> 01:08:01,799
是不是缺钱？

1290
01:08:02,300 --> 01:08:03,799
还是跟老婆吵架？

1291
01:08:04,551 --> 01:08:05,842
童童惹你生气了？

1292
01:08:14,800 --> 01:08:17,509
下个星期一我陪童童去英国办入学

1293
01:08:18,676 --> 01:08:20,799
干嘛那么快送童童去读书啊？

1294
01:08:22,259 --> 01:08:24,799
你回来的时候要隔离十四天耶

1295
01:08:25,799 --> 01:08:27,634
那间学校有很好吗？

1296
01:08:28,259 --> 01:08:30,384
不是，疫情就快过去了

1297
01:08:31,175 --> 01:08:32,799
你非去不可吗？

1298
01:08:38,883 --> 01:08:40,009
这次过去

1299
01:08:40,426 --> 01:08:41,925
顺利的话应该不回来了

1300
01:08:50,799 --> 01:08:53,634
你下个星期就去为什么现在才说？

1301
01:09:00,799 --> 01:09:02,050
我安排好所有事

1302
01:09:02,799 --> 01:09:03,925
就接你过去

1303
01:09:04,799 --> 01:09:06,175
我过去干什么？

1304
01:09:07,800 --> 01:09:09,509
这里才是我的家

1305
01:09:10,551 --> 01:09:13,175
我想下楼喝碗鱼丸汤都不行

1306
01:09:30,967 --> 01:09:32,800
是不是一定要走啊？

1307
01:09:53,175 --> 01:09:54,384
你过去以后

1308
01:09:54,799 --> 01:09:56,799
有什么困难别勉强

1309
01:09:57,551 --> 01:09:59,799
可以回来的，知道吗？

1310
01:10:25,799 --> 01:10:26,551
糟了

1311
01:10:33,925 --> 01:10:35,384
阿诺，不好意思

1312
01:10:54,676 --> 01:10:55,676
告诉你一件事

1313
01:10:55,676 --> 01:10:57,967
我的职业生涯中漂亮的一仗

1314
01:10:57,967 --> 01:10:59,799
就是这个辣椒酱

1315
01:11:01,009 --> 01:11:01,967
你跟我都知道

1316
01:11:01,967 --> 01:11:04,967
这个由你开发和推出的辣椒酱

1317
01:11:04,967 --> 01:11:08,175
究竟能够造成多少前所未见的市场震荡？

1318
01:11:08,175 --> 01:11:09,842
你连半点头绪都没有

1319
01:11:10,592 --> 01:11:12,342
所以我就下了决心

1320
01:11:12,342 --> 01:11:14,799
要重新打造你的品牌，让它焕然一新

1321
01:11:14,799 --> 01:11:16,799
让我向你介绍

1322
01:11:16,799 --> 01:11:20,175
独一无二、令人无法抗拒的

1323
01:11:21,092 --> 01:11:22,551
“潮辣”

1324
01:11:24,426 --> 01:11:25,799
潮辣？

1325
01:11:27,134 --> 01:11:29,676
我的辣椒酱叫“Chiu Chiu Chiu”

1326
01:11:29,842 --> 01:11:34,676
我们觉得“Chiu Chiu Chiu”很令人困惑

1327
01:11:36,799 --> 01:11:38,799
抱歉，我有点搞不懂

1328
01:11:39,800 --> 01:11:42,799
但是改之前不是应该先跟我商量一下吗？

1329
01:11:42,799 --> 01:11:44,134
我们毕竟是合作关系

1330
01:11:44,426 --> 01:11:46,134
柏轩

1331
01:11:46,551 --> 01:11:48,799
你负责做辣椒酱

1332
01:11:49,676 --> 01:11:52,676
我负责卖辣椒酱

1333
01:11:53,467 --> 01:11:55,134
所以我们就定下了计划

1334
01:11:55,592 --> 01:11:58,300
我们决定在未来的六个月里

1335
01:11:58,300 --> 01:12:02,759
每星期送出四百瓶辣椒酱

1336
01:12:02,883 --> 01:12:04,384
免费派发

1337
01:12:04,551 --> 01:12:06,259
向任何想要的人免费派发

1338
01:12:06,259 --> 01:12:09,800
在六个月里送出超过一万瓶，柏轩

1339
01:12:09,883 --> 01:12:11,175
免费送给别人？

1340
01:12:12,799 --> 01:12:14,925
以后谁还花钱买我的辣椒酱啊？

1341
01:12:15,799 --> 01:12:17,300
这六个月我的“Chiu Chiu Chiu”怎么办？

1342
01:12:17,718 --> 01:12:20,799
柏轩，看清楚合约

1343
01:12:24,509 --> 01:12:26,592
“Chiu Chiu Chiu”已不存在

1344
01:12:26,799 --> 01:12:28,509
剩下的只有“潮辣”

1345
01:12:34,384 --> 01:12:35,676
你的意思是？

1346
01:12:36,800 --> 01:12:38,426
我的品牌归你？

1347
01:12:40,634 --> 01:12:41,634
有吗？

1348
01:12:42,842 --> 01:12:43,800
一点点

1349
01:12:57,426 --> 01:12:59,592
一万瓶啊，柏轩

1350
01:13:35,384 --> 01:13:36,800
做生意就是这样

1351
01:13:37,092 --> 01:13:39,799
不是你骗人，就是别人骗你

1352
01:13:40,718 --> 01:13:43,217
至少你拿到一万瓶的钱了

1353
01:13:43,384 --> 01:13:45,800
你老爸跟你老妈不会介意的

1354
01:13:48,009 --> 01:13:48,800
是啊

1355
01:13:49,676 --> 01:13:50,800
他们只在乎钱

1356
01:13:53,799 --> 01:13:55,676
他们这样是为了谁？

1357
01:13:57,967 --> 01:13:59,800
做父母的都这样

1358
01:14:08,300 --> 01:14:09,718
刚开始卖辣椒酱

1359
01:14:11,009 --> 01:14:12,883
是因为我觉得他们好烦

1360
01:14:13,676 --> 01:14:15,009
所以找点事让他们做

1361
01:14:18,799 --> 01:14:19,799
但做了之后

1362
01:14:20,842 --> 01:14:23,467
我真的很想一家人可以一直做下去

1363
01:14:26,676 --> 01:14:27,799
现在完了

1364
01:14:28,509 --> 01:14:29,634
什么都没了

1365
01:14:31,799 --> 01:14:33,467
我被人骗没关系

1366
01:14:34,800 --> 01:14:36,676
但没想到会连累他们

1367
01:14:38,050 --> 01:14:40,134
一家人就该同甘共苦

1368
01:14:40,799 --> 01:14:42,384
不然怎么算一家人啊？

1369
01:14:44,050 --> 01:14:46,092
我还记得你老爸

1370
01:14:46,799 --> 01:14:48,009
他唯一一次

1371
01:14:48,134 --> 01:14:51,799
穿了一件骚气十足的粉红色polo衫

1372
01:14:52,092 --> 01:14:53,883
就是你考进男拔那天

1373
01:14:54,799 --> 01:14:56,592
他跟我说，姐姐

1374
01:14:57,967 --> 01:15:02,799
这一刻呢，是我人生最有成就感的一刻

1375
01:15:04,676 --> 01:15:06,883
你老妈为什么要搬去黄埔？

1376
01:15:06,967 --> 01:15:10,799
离她的公司远得要命，就为了你上学近点

1377
01:15:12,634 --> 01:15:13,634
你知不知道

1378
01:15:13,799 --> 01:15:16,509
你是全家人最在意的那个人

1379
01:15:21,634 --> 01:15:26,551
我也很希望有家人，让我替他分担

1380
01:15:40,759 --> 01:15:42,259
我没事

1381
01:15:45,050 --> 01:15:46,799
人跟人在一起

1382
01:15:47,384 --> 01:15:48,551
是缘份

1383
01:15:50,300 --> 01:15:51,634
但是分开

1384
01:15:52,799 --> 01:15:54,217
也是缘份

1385
01:16:01,217 --> 01:16:05,925
聚散也有天注定

1386
01:16:07,134 --> 01:16:10,800
不怨天不怨命

1387
01:16:12,050 --> 01:16:17,842
但求有山水共作证

1388
01:16:19,799 --> 01:16:28,799
未怕罡风吹散了热爱

1389
01:16:29,799 --> 01:16:38,634
万水千山总是情

1390
01:16:38,634 --> 01:16:42,800
聚散也有天注定

1391
01:16:43,967 --> 01:16:47,426
不怨天不怨命

1392
01:16:48,592 --> 01:16:54,384
但求有山水共作证

1393
01:17:41,384 --> 01:17:44,259
你姑姑刚才发信息给我们

1394
01:17:51,259 --> 01:17:52,799
其实从始至终

1395
01:17:53,799 --> 01:17:55,759
我们都没有指望辣椒酱生意

1396
01:17:55,759 --> 01:17:57,092
能让我们发财

1397
01:17:59,759 --> 01:18:02,092
有商机就做，没有就算了

1398
01:18:02,883 --> 01:18:04,800
最重要一家人在一起嘛

1399
01:18:06,384 --> 01:18:07,217
是啊

1400
01:18:08,634 --> 01:18:10,050
你已经长大了

1401
01:18:21,799 --> 01:18:22,925
对不起

1402
01:18:29,092 --> 01:18:30,842
我被人骗了

1403
01:18:31,718 --> 01:18:32,842
没关系的

1404
01:18:35,134 --> 01:18:36,592
现在被骗也好

1405
01:18:37,342 --> 01:18:41,592
你二十四岁被人骗，总好过四十二岁才被人骗

1406
01:18:42,759 --> 01:18:44,800
老爸就是二十四岁被人骗

1407
01:18:48,300 --> 01:18:49,799
而且是被女人骗了

1408
01:18:52,009 --> 01:18:53,799
骗了我二十多年

1409
01:18:54,592 --> 01:18:55,799
你这么聪明

1410
01:18:56,799 --> 01:18:58,092
还有很多机会的

1411
01:18:58,799 --> 01:18:59,799
老爸没机会了

1412
01:19:02,175 --> 01:19:03,259
你被谁骗？

1413
01:19:05,718 --> 01:19:07,050
"Francis Kong"

1414
01:19:07,551 --> 01:19:08,883
谁是"Francis Kong"？

1415
01:19:11,384 --> 01:19:12,217
啊？

1416
01:19:17,134 --> 01:19:18,799
"Francis Kong"你都不知道？

1417
01:19:19,634 --> 01:19:20,799
你也知道？

1418
01:19:21,009 --> 01:19:22,217
怎么我不知道？

1419
01:19:22,842 --> 01:19:24,467
谁是"Francis Kong"啊？

1420
01:19:25,842 --> 01:19:28,300
你真不记得谁是"Francis Kong"？

1421
01:19:29,050 --> 01:19:30,050
我认识吗？

1422
01:19:30,759 --> 01:19:31,925
谁是"Francis Kong"？

1423
01:19:33,050 --> 01:19:34,509
"Molly Yau"（没理由）啊！

1424
01:19:34,799 --> 01:19:36,342
谁是"Molly Yau"啊

1425
01:19:36,426 --> 01:19:37,718
谁是"Francis Kong"？

1426
01:19:37,718 --> 01:19:40,009
我看着你的样子，又想起一个人

1427
01:19:42,342 --> 01:19:44,050
她叫"Siu, Nancy"

1428
01:19:44,259 --> 01:19:45,676
"Siu, Nancy"？

1429
01:19:47,799 --> 01:19:49,799
我真是被你"Siu, Nancy"了

1430
01:19:50,426 --> 01:19:51,799
哦？

1431
01:19:51,967 --> 01:19:53,842
"Francis Kong"（懒得跟你说）

1432
01:19:54,799 --> 01:19:56,718
"Siu, Nancy"（笑死人）

1433
01:20:00,009 --> 01:20:01,592
虽然你爸妈原谅你了

1434
01:20:01,842 --> 01:20:03,217
但是你签了合同

1435
01:20:03,384 --> 01:20:05,175
那一万瓶辣椒酱还是要做

1436
01:20:06,925 --> 01:20:08,467
所以我们一家人

1437
01:20:08,718 --> 01:20:10,967
一起努力做好那一万瓶辣椒酱

1438
01:20:12,134 --> 01:20:14,842
我下个礼拜就要回来了

1439
01:20:14,842 --> 01:20:16,799
有什么奖励呢？

1440
01:20:17,799 --> 01:20:19,883
那就亲一下，你那么乖！

1441
01:20:24,009 --> 01:20:25,759
妈、舅舅、舅妈、表弟

1442
01:20:25,759 --> 01:20:26,925
新年快乐，恭喜发财

1443
01:20:27,259 --> 01:20:28,799
恭喜发财

1444
01:20:28,799 --> 01:20:30,592
-身体健康啊 -身体健康

1445
01:20:30,592 --> 01:20:33,799
祝你们一家人事事顺利，心想事成

1446
01:20:33,799 --> 01:20:34,799
谢谢老妈

1447
01:20:34,800 --> 01:20:36,259
你们要去哪里吃饭？

1448
01:20:36,592 --> 01:20:38,259
我们打算开车去伦敦吃饭

1449
01:20:38,634 --> 01:20:39,799
你们在哪里吃饭？

1450
01:20:40,300 --> 01:20:42,092
-就在你舅舅家吃饭啊 -是啊

1451
01:20:42,092 --> 01:20:43,259
-吃盆菜 -做了盆菜

1452
01:20:43,259 --> 01:20:44,718
盆菜放了很多粉丝的

1453
01:20:44,925 --> 01:20:46,799
妈，最重要身体健康

1454
01:20:53,092 --> 01:20:54,842
大家都身体健康

1455
01:20:56,634 --> 01:20:58,592
童童，是不是有话要跟奶奶说？

1456
01:20:58,592 --> 01:20:59,426
-快说 -是

1457
01:20:59,634 --> 01:21:03,883
奶奶，祝你唱歌比汪阿姐好听

1458
01:21:04,883 --> 01:21:07,467
-奶奶多开心 -好可爱喔

1459
01:21:08,217 --> 01:21:11,217
童童你嘴真甜

1460
01:21:12,217 --> 01:21:13,967
奶奶给你一个大红包

1461
01:21:14,799 --> 01:21:15,967
之后寄过去给你

1462
01:21:25,342 --> 01:21:27,842
至于那一万瓶辣椒酱赚到的钱

1463
01:21:28,426 --> 01:21:30,799
刚好补回我老妈给的五十万订金

1464
01:21:31,718 --> 01:21:33,426
而我老妈买房的梦想

1465
01:21:34,551 --> 01:21:35,967
再多等几年吧

1466
01:21:39,799 --> 01:21:40,551
没错

1467
01:21:40,799 --> 01:21:42,759
这就是我跟我的辣椒酱的故事

1468
01:21:43,467 --> 01:21:45,967
那你下一步打算怎么做啊？

1469
01:21:46,925 --> 01:21:48,384
下一步啊？

1470
01:21:59,592 --> 01:22:00,384
再说罗

1471
01:22:43,467 --> 01:22:44,300
老板！

1472
01:22:45,718 --> 01:22:47,967
哎呀，小辣椒

1473
01:22:49,718 --> 01:22:52,426
特地路过这里买热狗啊？

1474
01:22:52,592 --> 01:22:53,799
我正好在附近忙完

1475
01:22:53,800 --> 01:22:55,050
就过来看看你

1476
01:22:57,676 --> 01:22:59,883
你最近有没有做辣椒酱？

1477
01:23:01,799 --> 01:23:03,175
正好带了一瓶

1478
01:23:06,799 --> 01:23:08,592
年轻人真聪明

1479
01:23:09,799 --> 01:23:11,342
不要前功尽弃

1480
01:23:12,050 --> 01:23:14,342
最重要的是坚持

1481
01:23:15,092 --> 01:23:17,092
你还说，你都没吃过

1482
01:23:18,925 --> 01:23:19,799
好吃

1483
01:23:21,300 --> 01:23:22,342
试一下...

1484
01:23:22,342 --> 01:23:24,134
-不要，不用试 -很好吃，你试一下嘛

1485
01:23:24,217 --> 01:23:24,800
不要

1486
01:24:00,509 --> 01:24:01,718
尝一口，一口...

1487
01:24:01,718 --> 01:24:02,799
别让我试了

1488
01:24:02,799 --> 01:24:03,883
找阿孙试

1489
01:24:05,509 --> 01:24:06,799
是不是叫我啊？

1490
01:24:07,384 --> 01:24:10,175
应该不是吧，我负责冲奶茶，对吧

1491
01:24:10,259 --> 01:24:12,799
应该不是叫我，我负责打鸡蛋的

1492
01:24:13,342 --> 01:24:14,759
应该也不是叫我

1493
01:24:14,759 --> 01:24:16,799
我负责，盯着你冲奶茶

1494
01:24:16,799 --> 01:24:18,050
盯着你打鸡蛋

1495
01:24:18,050 --> 01:24:19,842
我就负责喝冰柠檬茶

1496
01:24:20,175 --> 01:24:21,842
哇，真的很忙

1497
01:24:22,384 --> 01:24:23,467
还行吧！

1498
01:24:24,175 --> 01:24:25,426
盯紧一点！

1499
01:24:26,676 --> 01:24:28,009
那到底找谁啊？

1500
01:24:28,092 --> 01:24:29,134
找那个啊

1501
01:24:29,175 --> 01:24:29,883
那个啊

1502
01:24:29,925 --> 01:24:31,092
那个啊

1503
01:24:32,799 --> 01:24:34,967
港式热狗有多了不起？

1504
01:24:35,634 --> 01:24:36,842
要我们等这么久

1505
01:24:37,217 --> 01:24:38,967
不买了，先走了

1506
01:24:39,175 --> 01:24:40,175
就这样吧

1507
01:24:43,718 --> 01:24:46,300
先走了，就这样吧

1508
01:24:46,300 --> 01:24:48,009
下次再玩吧

1509
01:24:48,300 --> 01:24:50,925
再见了，就这样吧

1510
01:24:51,300 --> 01:24:53,009
下次再见啊

1511
01:25:01,676 --> 01:25:04,009
先走了，就先这样吧

1512
01:25:04,009 --> 01:25:05,799
下次再玩吧

1513
01:25:05,799 --> 01:25:08,509
再见了，下次再见

1514
01:25:08,799 --> 01:25:09,799
有下次再说

1515
01:25:14,799 --> 01:25:16,342
-够了 -干嘛

1516
01:25:17,551 --> 01:25:19,592
最近哪那么多奇怪的人？

1517
01:25:19,925 --> 01:25:21,467
这个才是阿孙嘛

1518
01:25:27,300 --> 01:25:28,676
你是他孙子？

1519
01:25:28,883 --> 01:25:30,342
对啊，我是阿孙

1520
01:25:30,718 --> 01:25:31,799
不过不是他孙子

1521
01:25:32,092 --> 01:25:33,342
来试试辣椒酱

1522
01:25:36,799 --> 01:25:39,799
听说你这瓶辣椒酱吃完之后会“哇”很厉害？

1523
01:25:40,092 --> 01:25:43,009
不只“哇”，还会“呜！好吃”这样！

1524
01:25:43,676 --> 01:25:45,050
-不会吧 -你尝尝

1525
01:25:46,799 --> 01:25:47,676
我喂你

1526
01:25:47,800 --> 01:25:48,799
来，啊！

1527
01:25:49,799 --> 01:25:50,467
来

1528
01:26:00,759 --> 01:26:01,092
不错

1529
01:26:01,300 --> 01:26:02,426
来，你也吃一口

1530
01:26:03,175 --> 01:26:04,551
我也吃？我经常吃！

1531
01:26:04,799 --> 01:26:05,925
来，吃一口！

1532
01:26:12,799 --> 01:26:13,676
怎么样？

1533
01:26:13,799 --> 01:26:14,800
厉害！味道超赞

1534
01:26:15,050 --> 01:26:16,799
-好吃 -好吃

1535
01:26:17,092 --> 01:26:17,842
-合作 -合作

1536
01:26:18,009 --> 01:26:19,467
我负责包，你负责辣椒酱

1537
01:26:19,759 --> 01:26:20,509
什么

1538
01:26:20,925 --> 01:26:21,967
用谁的香肠？

1539
01:26:23,259 --> 01:26:24,134
怎么了？

1540
01:26:25,175 --> 01:26:26,676
你现在看不起我啊？

1541
01:26:26,842 --> 01:26:28,259
嫌弃我们店小啊？

1542
01:26:28,551 --> 01:26:30,592
疫情期间要不是开了这家店撑着

1543
01:26:30,718 --> 01:26:31,718
早就完了！

1544
01:26:32,676 --> 01:26:33,551
别说这么多

1545
01:26:34,050 --> 01:26:35,050
我负责包

1546
01:26:35,050 --> 01:26:36,592
你负责这款辣椒酱

1547
01:26:37,050 --> 01:26:37,800
合作

1548
01:26:37,800 --> 01:26:38,759
好，合作

1549
01:26:38,759 --> 01:26:39,799
总之不管怎么样

1550
01:26:39,799 --> 01:26:41,799
有钱出钱有力出力，好吗？

1551
01:26:43,384 --> 01:26:44,800
这东西真的好厉害？

1552
01:26:45,342 --> 01:26:46,175
忍不住了

1553
01:26:46,551 --> 01:26:47,718
-厉害吧 -这里有没有厕所？

1554
01:26:47,718 --> 01:26:48,799
有，那边，一起去

1555
01:26:48,799 --> 01:26:49,967
-在哪里？ -那边

1556
01:26:50,799 --> 01:26:51,799
-纸给你 -不错啊

1557
01:26:52,467 --> 01:26:54,092
我们去厕所慢慢品尝

1558
01:26:54,134 --> 01:26:56,799
顺便到厕所看看有没有人帮忙出肠

1559
01:29:13,842 --> 01:29:15,799
真要找个人提供香肠才行

1560
01:29:25,718 --> 01:29:27,009
我可以提供香肠

1561
01:29:31,342 --> 01:29:32,217
你谁啊？

1562
01:29:35,300 --> 01:29:37,134
我可以提供香肠田田

1563
01:29:37,799 --> 01:29:38,799
先生你这是干什么？

1564
01:29:38,799 --> 01:29:39,842
最重要的是你人没事

1565
01:29:39,842 --> 01:29:41,134
-喂，别乱摸 -田田

1566
01:29:41,342 --> 01:29:42,384
我要给你香肠

1567
01:29:42,799 --> 01:29:45,092
你再搂着我就真的会出事，喂，等等

1568
01:29:45,092 --> 01:29:47,842
我有很多的香肠要给你啊，田田

1569
01:29:48,592 --> 01:29:50,759
什么田田？先生你是不是认错人了

1570
01:29:50,759 --> 01:29:51,676
我叫Coba

1571
01:29:54,842 --> 01:29:55,925
不好意思

1572
01:29:57,799 --> 01:29:58,842
先生你别走

1573
01:29:59,842 --> 01:30:01,426
你说你有香肠是不是？

1574
01:30:01,799 --> 01:30:02,883
要不我们再聊聊？

1575
01:30:03,175 --> 01:30:04,467
不好意思，我没兴趣

1576
01:30:04,467 --> 01:30:05,718
喂，等等

1577
01:30:06,342 --> 01:30:07,384
名字而已嘛

1578
01:30:07,467 --> 01:30:08,551
我可以改名字

1579
01:30:08,634 --> 01:30:09,799
我改成田田

1580
01:30:28,842 --> 01:30:29,634
Cut！

1581
01:30:29,634 --> 01:30:30,718
香肠呀

1582
01:30:49,799 --> 01:30:51,467
刚才突然弹出警报

1583
01:30:51,467 --> 01:30:52,718
我真以为是伊拉克

1584
01:30:52,718 --> 01:30:53,799
或者俄罗斯的导弹飞过来了

1585
01:30:53,799 --> 01:30:55,800
店里，八个人四个顾客

1586
01:30:55,800 --> 01:30:57,217
同一时间警报响

1587
01:30:57,217 --> 01:30:58,676
你以为是防空洞

1588
01:30:58,842 --> 01:31:01,467
响警报有屁用 该出事早晚会出事

1589
01:31:01,759 --> 01:31:02,634
提醒也没用

1590
01:31:02,634 --> 01:31:03,799
那天去上工

1591
01:31:04,009 --> 01:31:05,967
突然身边七部手机一起响

1592
01:31:05,967 --> 01:31:08,799
“哔！”的，我吓得差点撞车

1593
01:31:09,842 --> 01:31:10,799
救命呀

1594
01:31:10,967 --> 01:31:13,718
哇，吓死人，刚才还以为有人报警

1595
01:31:13,718 --> 01:31:15,050
说我们在家里做辣椒呢

1596
01:31:15,050 --> 01:31:16,092
还好不是

1597
01:31:17,551 --> 01:31:18,718
神经