1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:20,720 --> 00:00:23,520 ["Fratelli d'Italia" by Goffredo Mameli playing] 4 00:00:28,840 --> 00:00:31,160 [man] Here they are, my fantasy football crew. 5 00:00:32,560 --> 00:00:36,160 Nicola, the university researcher, and the only married guy in the group. 6 00:00:37,600 --> 00:00:40,680 Gianni, the future groom, and my lifelong best friend. 7 00:00:41,920 --> 00:00:44,200 Federico, the lawyer. 8 00:00:44,280 --> 00:00:47,200 Me, the young and already washed-up screenwriter. 9 00:00:47,280 --> 00:00:49,600 Francesco, the bald hikikomori. 10 00:00:49,680 --> 00:00:53,560 And then there's Jacopo, the freelancer. He doesn't even pay his taxes. 11 00:00:53,640 --> 00:00:56,000 Okay, guys, first one to score ten goals wins! 12 00:00:56,080 --> 00:00:57,720 [all cheering enthusiastically] 13 00:00:57,800 --> 00:01:00,520 Ten?! Ten goals? Guys, are you insane? 14 00:01:00,600 --> 00:01:02,880 Look, I've got a young daughter, huh? 15 00:01:02,960 --> 00:01:05,120 Seriously, guys, let's be honest with each other here. 16 00:01:05,200 --> 00:01:07,840 This one's getting married tomorrow. He's got gonorrhea. 17 00:01:07,920 --> 00:01:10,520 -That was between us. -Don't even get me started on this one. 18 00:01:10,600 --> 00:01:12,160 This guy's been retired for two years. 19 00:01:12,240 --> 00:01:13,440 -C'mon, man. -And he's pregnant. 20 00:01:13,520 --> 00:01:16,600 I mean, we had the energy to score ten goals a long time ago… 21 00:01:16,680 --> 00:01:17,920 How many do you suggest? 22 00:01:18,000 --> 00:01:20,200 Well, I think we should aim for about three… 23 00:01:21,040 --> 00:01:23,040 [cell phones chiming and vibrating] 24 00:01:26,960 --> 00:01:28,880 [all clicking tongues] 25 00:01:28,960 --> 00:01:30,200 [Nicola] If we can score three… 26 00:01:31,360 --> 00:01:34,520 That's just gravy. Just like what your mom says when she's in the sauna. 27 00:01:34,600 --> 00:01:35,480 No. 28 00:01:35,560 --> 00:01:37,320 No, no. You can't-- No. No, no, no. 29 00:01:37,400 --> 00:01:39,400 You're not allowed-- I'm not joking, you can't-- 30 00:01:39,480 --> 00:01:42,600 Do you remember what happened in April 2014, guys? 31 00:01:42,680 --> 00:01:43,880 That ring a bell to you? 32 00:01:43,960 --> 00:01:47,400 We all agreed you wouldn't be allowed to insult my mother for ten years. 33 00:01:47,480 --> 00:01:49,640 -Isn't that right? What's so funny? -[chuckling] 34 00:01:49,720 --> 00:01:52,880 For someone who's anal about details, I can't believe you're missing it. 35 00:01:52,960 --> 00:01:55,520 -What? -What year is it? What day is it? 36 00:01:55,600 --> 00:01:56,760 April, two thousand… 37 00:01:57,400 --> 00:01:58,840 [friends continue chuckling] 38 00:01:59,600 --> 00:02:00,720 No! 39 00:02:00,800 --> 00:02:02,320 You sons of bitches! 40 00:02:02,400 --> 00:02:03,280 [laughing] 41 00:02:03,360 --> 00:02:06,080 I can't believe you pieces of shit. You remembered! 42 00:02:06,160 --> 00:02:08,360 Hold on. Wait, wait, wait. Let me get this straight. Okay. 43 00:02:08,440 --> 00:02:10,920 Did you all set reminders for this very minute? 44 00:02:11,000 --> 00:02:12,200 You did, didn't you? 45 00:02:12,280 --> 00:02:16,640 You all set reminders so that you could insult my mother exactly ten years later! 46 00:02:16,720 --> 00:02:19,840 Federico, I'd easily have waited another ten years 47 00:02:19,920 --> 00:02:22,800 just to be able to say that your mother is a fucking slut. 48 00:02:22,880 --> 00:02:24,440 [friends exclaiming] 49 00:02:24,520 --> 00:02:27,400 [man] We were making mom jokes at Gianni's bachelor party. 50 00:02:27,480 --> 00:02:30,000 [friends laughing, exclaiming] 51 00:02:30,080 --> 00:02:32,840 [man] But things took a bit of a wrong turn. 52 00:02:32,920 --> 00:02:34,480 THE NEXT DAY 53 00:02:34,560 --> 00:02:35,840 [dramatic music building] 54 00:02:36,960 --> 00:02:38,000 [fire crackling] 55 00:02:38,080 --> 00:02:39,760 [woman on recording] Good morning, my love. 56 00:02:39,840 --> 00:02:41,720 We're getting married today. Can you believe it? 57 00:02:43,320 --> 00:02:45,960 [Federico] Hey, Gianni. We cleaned up the house, buddy. 58 00:02:46,040 --> 00:02:48,200 Just left a couple of things outside. 59 00:02:48,280 --> 00:02:49,400 Where are you? 60 00:02:49,480 --> 00:02:53,280 [women screaming] Fire! Run! 61 00:02:53,360 --> 00:02:56,600 ["Spirit in the Sky" by Norman Greenbaum playing] 62 00:02:59,280 --> 00:03:02,680 [man on phone] Gianni? Uh, hey, buddy. Where… where the heck are you? 63 00:03:02,760 --> 00:03:05,080 We're ready. Uh, we're all headed to the church. 64 00:03:05,160 --> 00:03:06,240 You all right, bud? 65 00:03:06,320 --> 00:03:07,720 [woman wailing] 66 00:03:09,000 --> 00:03:12,680 [women continue screaming] 67 00:03:12,760 --> 00:03:16,400 -♪ When I die and they lay me to rest ♪ -[horn beeps] 68 00:03:16,480 --> 00:03:20,120 ♪ Gonna go to the place that's the best ♪ 69 00:03:20,200 --> 00:03:23,000 ♪ When I lay me down to die ♪ 70 00:03:23,080 --> 00:03:27,600 -♪ Goin' up to the spirit in the sky ♪ -[baby crying] 71 00:03:27,680 --> 00:03:31,640 -♪ Goin' up to the spirit in the sky ♪ -♪ Spirit in the sky ♪ 72 00:03:31,720 --> 00:03:33,960 ♪ That's where I'm gonna go when I die… ♪ 73 00:03:34,040 --> 00:03:36,840 [women screaming, clamoring] 74 00:03:36,920 --> 00:03:38,000 ♪ And they lay me to rest ♪ 75 00:03:38,080 --> 00:03:42,720 ♪ I'm gonna go To the place that's the best ♪ 76 00:03:42,800 --> 00:03:43,800 [cell phone ringing] 77 00:03:43,880 --> 00:03:46,760 INCOMING CALL - MY LOVE MOST RECENT CALL 78 00:03:47,360 --> 00:03:49,040 [guests] What's going on? He's not here. 79 00:03:49,120 --> 00:03:50,840 [guest 1] I don't know. The groom isn't here. 80 00:03:50,920 --> 00:03:51,960 [guest 2] Groom's not here. 81 00:03:52,040 --> 00:03:53,880 [guest 3] He still hasn't shown up. 82 00:03:53,960 --> 00:03:55,440 [guest 4] What's going on? 83 00:03:56,920 --> 00:04:00,120 [dramatic opera music playing] 84 00:04:00,200 --> 00:04:02,040 [guests murmuring] 85 00:04:08,000 --> 00:04:09,040 Hello, my love. 86 00:04:09,120 --> 00:04:11,120 Listen, no need to rush over. 87 00:04:11,200 --> 00:04:12,080 Take your time. 88 00:04:12,160 --> 00:04:14,720 It's not like it's the most important day of our lives or anything. 89 00:04:14,800 --> 00:04:17,120 But if you could just take a minute to call me back 90 00:04:17,200 --> 00:04:19,000 and tell me where the fuck you are? 91 00:04:19,840 --> 00:04:21,240 What did I tell you? 92 00:04:22,240 --> 00:04:23,720 -Mom, please. -Is he here now? 93 00:04:27,920 --> 00:04:28,800 [sighs] 94 00:04:31,040 --> 00:04:32,360 -[woman] Where's Gianni? -Hm? 95 00:04:32,440 --> 00:04:33,400 Has he talked to you? 96 00:04:33,480 --> 00:04:35,280 He's coming. Don't worry. 97 00:04:37,760 --> 00:04:39,200 [dramatic music intensifies] 98 00:04:39,280 --> 00:04:40,840 [guests murmuring] 99 00:04:42,600 --> 00:04:43,720 POLICE 100 00:04:51,440 --> 00:04:53,480 [officer] Get up! Come on, on your feet. 101 00:04:53,560 --> 00:04:54,560 Let's go. 102 00:04:54,640 --> 00:04:56,640 [Federico] Don't say anything! Not a single word! 103 00:04:56,720 --> 00:04:59,040 -You're hurting me! That hurts! Ow! -[officer] Move it! 104 00:04:59,120 --> 00:05:00,280 [Jacopo] You're hurting me! 105 00:05:00,360 --> 00:05:01,520 Federico! 106 00:05:01,600 --> 00:05:03,640 -Hey! -Federico! Federico! 107 00:05:03,720 --> 00:05:06,800 -Where are you taking them? -[guests murmuring] 108 00:05:07,920 --> 00:05:10,240 Guys, where is he? Hey! 109 00:05:10,320 --> 00:05:12,640 What have you done, huh? Simone! 110 00:05:15,080 --> 00:05:16,200 Simone! 111 00:05:20,720 --> 00:05:25,920 FANTASY FOOTBALL RUINED OUR LIVES 112 00:05:29,840 --> 00:05:31,080 Good afternoon. 113 00:05:32,800 --> 00:05:34,680 -[judge] Is this your lawyer? -Yes. 114 00:05:35,880 --> 00:05:37,280 Federico Leone. 115 00:05:37,360 --> 00:05:39,040 From the law firm… 116 00:05:39,640 --> 00:05:40,480 Leone. 117 00:05:41,160 --> 00:05:42,920 It's a real honor to meet you. 118 00:05:43,600 --> 00:05:44,640 Oh, here we go. 119 00:05:44,720 --> 00:05:46,000 What? Where are we going? 120 00:05:48,960 --> 00:05:51,320 I am a highly esteemed professional attorney. 121 00:05:51,400 --> 00:05:55,120 [sighs] A highly esteemed professional? Are you aware you have a penis… 122 00:05:55,200 --> 00:05:56,320 Yes. 123 00:05:57,240 --> 00:05:59,400 …drawn on your neck, counselor? 124 00:05:59,480 --> 00:06:03,280 [humorous music plays] 125 00:06:06,160 --> 00:06:07,040 [judge] Yes. 126 00:06:09,000 --> 00:06:09,960 [stifles laugh] 127 00:06:12,080 --> 00:06:13,080 How large is it? 128 00:06:13,720 --> 00:06:14,800 [Simone] Average size. 129 00:06:15,800 --> 00:06:17,480 [Federico] Why didn't you tell me? 130 00:06:17,560 --> 00:06:19,840 Sorry, we all agreed it was too funny, and to just leave it. 131 00:06:19,920 --> 00:06:21,800 [judge] Rizzo, let's get started. 132 00:06:25,600 --> 00:06:27,400 So, Mr. Pascale, 133 00:06:27,480 --> 00:06:29,120 let's talk, shall we? 134 00:06:29,200 --> 00:06:31,160 We know that you and your fun-loving buddies 135 00:06:31,240 --> 00:06:34,720 were the last people to have seen your friend, Gianni Martini, alive. 136 00:06:35,960 --> 00:06:37,440 -[both] Alive? -What does that mean? 137 00:06:37,520 --> 00:06:41,120 Apparently, you attended his bachelor party. 138 00:06:41,200 --> 00:06:42,200 This was last night. 139 00:06:43,240 --> 00:06:46,040 Now, normally we would wait to start our investigation, 140 00:06:46,120 --> 00:06:47,280 but we have reason to believe 141 00:06:47,360 --> 00:06:49,720 that something may have happened to your friend. 142 00:06:51,000 --> 00:06:52,560 Something very bad. 143 00:06:54,120 --> 00:06:55,720 Excuse me, what's this? 144 00:06:56,240 --> 00:06:57,320 [judge] That's blood. 145 00:06:58,440 --> 00:07:00,040 Gianni Martini's blood. 146 00:07:00,640 --> 00:07:01,520 And you… 147 00:07:02,840 --> 00:07:04,520 are one of the suspects. 148 00:07:05,840 --> 00:07:07,520 You're just joking around with me, right? 149 00:07:08,440 --> 00:07:09,280 You think so? 150 00:07:09,360 --> 00:07:12,400 Of course, look, Gianni's my best friend in the whole world. I'd never hurt him. 151 00:07:12,480 --> 00:07:13,400 [judge] Oh really? 152 00:07:13,480 --> 00:07:16,640 Well, that's funny, because on this group chat 153 00:07:16,720 --> 00:07:20,360 you've got going with this fantasy football league of yours, 154 00:07:20,440 --> 00:07:24,360 you've threatened to kill him an astonishing amount… 155 00:07:24,440 --> 00:07:26,080 A hundred and fifty-two. 156 00:07:26,160 --> 00:07:27,840 A hundred and fifty-two times. 157 00:07:27,920 --> 00:07:29,280 Thank you, Rizzo. 158 00:07:29,360 --> 00:07:31,080 -And that's just this year. -Oh, come on. 159 00:07:31,160 --> 00:07:33,960 You must have threatened someone on a group chat at some time or other. 160 00:07:34,040 --> 00:07:35,280 It's nothing. 161 00:07:35,360 --> 00:07:37,440 [judge] No. It's a serious crime. 162 00:07:38,040 --> 00:07:39,520 Now, tell us. 163 00:07:39,600 --> 00:07:43,560 Is there anything you'd like to disclose about what happened last night? 164 00:07:43,640 --> 00:07:46,360 It'll be better for you if you cooperate. Tell him, counselor. 165 00:07:46,440 --> 00:07:48,240 Your Honor, I can't remember anything at all. 166 00:07:48,320 --> 00:07:50,080 Hey! Of course not! 167 00:07:50,160 --> 00:07:51,920 That's just so typical, isn't it? [scoffs] 168 00:07:52,000 --> 00:07:55,800 The minute they step foot in here, poof, there goes their memory. 169 00:07:55,880 --> 00:07:58,400 -So typical. -What the fuck? Whose side are you on? 170 00:07:58,480 --> 00:08:00,720 -I don't remember anything. -Thank you, Morabito. 171 00:08:00,800 --> 00:08:01,680 You're welcome. 172 00:08:03,360 --> 00:08:05,720 Look at this photo. Do you remember her? 173 00:08:10,360 --> 00:08:12,600 What does this have to do with Andrea? 174 00:08:13,480 --> 00:08:14,320 [judge] Mm. 175 00:08:14,880 --> 00:08:15,920 How do you know her? 176 00:08:16,640 --> 00:08:18,760 Well, it's a long story, uh… 177 00:08:18,840 --> 00:08:19,920 Try and make it brief, then. 178 00:08:22,040 --> 00:08:25,600 [inhales] If you ask me, I think it's all Dybala's fault. 179 00:08:25,680 --> 00:08:26,680 The what? 180 00:08:26,760 --> 00:08:28,360 He, Dybala. He… 181 00:08:28,440 --> 00:08:30,240 -He is Dybala. -Is a baller. 182 00:08:30,320 --> 00:08:31,360 Baller. 183 00:08:32,160 --> 00:08:34,560 -Di? -[Simone] Dybala, the footballer. 184 00:08:34,640 --> 00:08:36,280 It was the end of August, 185 00:08:36,360 --> 00:08:38,760 and we were all set for our fantasy football auction. 186 00:08:38,840 --> 00:08:42,000 [radio host] And now, let's move on to the latest news in football transfers. 187 00:08:42,080 --> 00:08:44,160 Joining us is Riccardo Gentile. 188 00:08:44,240 --> 00:08:45,560 -Good morning. -[Riccardo] Morning. 189 00:08:45,640 --> 00:08:48,000 [host] You told me you got some big news from your sources. 190 00:08:48,080 --> 00:08:50,440 -What can you tell us? -[Riccardo] Good morning, everyone! 191 00:08:50,520 --> 00:08:53,000 Yeah, I've got some news, but you may not be happy about it. 192 00:08:53,080 --> 00:08:56,920 Paulo Dybala has just signed with Lazio. 193 00:08:57,000 --> 00:08:59,400 -[host] What're you talking about? -[Riccardo] You heard right. 194 00:08:59,480 --> 00:09:01,920 -Lolito paid for the buy-out clause. -What the fuck is he… No. 195 00:09:02,000 --> 00:09:03,400 [host] That's impossible, Riccardo. 196 00:09:03,480 --> 00:09:06,800 -No way Lolito paid the buyout clause! -What the fuck? No! 197 00:09:06,880 --> 00:09:09,120 -Fucking asshole! -[host] This is breaking news! 198 00:09:09,200 --> 00:09:11,720 -What the fuck! -[host] Phone lines are about to blow up. 199 00:09:11,800 --> 00:09:14,240 [Riccardo] He signed a 3-year contract. That came as a surprise. 200 00:09:14,320 --> 00:09:15,520 [builder] Stop! What the hell? 201 00:09:15,600 --> 00:09:18,520 [Riccardo] There'll be an official press conference at 11:00 this morning. 202 00:09:18,600 --> 00:09:21,080 He will be introduced at Piazza della Liberta, 203 00:09:21,160 --> 00:09:23,080 where they will announce that… 204 00:09:23,160 --> 00:09:24,360 [host] What will they announce? 205 00:09:24,440 --> 00:09:26,720 [Riccardo] That this was a practical joke, guys! 206 00:09:26,800 --> 00:09:28,840 -[host] Almost gave me a heart attack! -[metal creaks] 207 00:09:28,920 --> 00:09:31,080 [builder] Get out! Get out of the car, man! 208 00:09:31,160 --> 00:09:33,040 [host] …the Awakening Medical Center. 209 00:09:33,120 --> 00:09:37,600 -[crashing] -[glass shattering] 210 00:09:37,680 --> 00:09:39,360 CHAPTER 1 A DECENT EIGHTH 211 00:09:39,440 --> 00:09:40,440 8 MONTHS EARLIER 212 00:09:40,520 --> 00:09:41,920 [Federico] So sorry for your loss. 213 00:09:42,000 --> 00:09:43,760 -Mm. Thank you. -My condolences. 214 00:09:43,840 --> 00:09:45,000 -Thank you. -[Simone] Riccardo! 215 00:09:45,960 --> 00:09:47,760 I bid one credit on Pellegrini. 216 00:09:47,840 --> 00:09:49,560 [indistinct prayers] 217 00:09:49,640 --> 00:09:51,160 [bell tolling] 218 00:09:55,600 --> 00:09:59,080 Aren't you gonna raise on the captain? Come on, he's a penalty taker. 219 00:10:01,800 --> 00:10:02,720 [sighs] 220 00:10:04,480 --> 00:10:05,720 I think he's really dead. 221 00:10:05,800 --> 00:10:08,960 Incredible, huh? To die like that at 35 years old. 222 00:10:09,040 --> 00:10:11,240 I mean, he had his whole life ahead of him. 223 00:10:11,320 --> 00:10:12,800 And a little baby on the way too. 224 00:10:12,880 --> 00:10:14,360 A week before the auction draft. 225 00:10:14,440 --> 00:10:16,000 -Oh, honey, stop it. Come on. -Stop what? 226 00:10:16,080 --> 00:10:16,920 [baby crying] 227 00:10:17,000 --> 00:10:18,960 Are you kidding? You brought a baby to a funeral? 228 00:10:19,040 --> 00:10:20,120 -Hey, sweetie. -What's wrong? 229 00:10:20,200 --> 00:10:22,200 No one'll complain about her crying. My condolences. 230 00:10:22,280 --> 00:10:23,280 She's not crying now. 231 00:10:23,360 --> 00:10:25,040 That's 'cause she didn't know Riccardo well. 232 00:10:25,120 --> 00:10:26,440 She wasn't that attached to him. 233 00:10:26,520 --> 00:10:28,880 So, guys, what about the auction draft? 234 00:10:28,960 --> 00:10:30,920 -Is now the time for this? -It's always the time. 235 00:10:31,000 --> 00:10:31,880 Are you serious? 236 00:10:31,960 --> 00:10:33,120 -Yes. -The 30th of August. 237 00:10:33,200 --> 00:10:35,240 How can you die on the 30th of August? 238 00:10:35,320 --> 00:10:38,120 You could've died two or three months ago… Would've been good. 239 00:10:38,200 --> 00:10:40,760 -We'd have it all sorted out. -Excuse us. I'm so sorry. 240 00:10:40,840 --> 00:10:41,840 They're still very upset… 241 00:10:41,920 --> 00:10:44,840 No way. The only people who start their fantasy football league in August 242 00:10:44,920 --> 00:10:47,360 are all losers and outcasts. Old guys… 243 00:10:47,440 --> 00:10:49,800 -Fra, hear me? Why didn't you-- -Priests, women, and children. 244 00:10:49,880 --> 00:10:50,920 Be quiet! 245 00:10:51,000 --> 00:10:52,040 [whispering] Sorry, sorry. 246 00:10:52,120 --> 00:10:53,760 Ah! Fra, look at this. 247 00:10:54,440 --> 00:10:56,720 You can pay your last respects to Riccardino. 248 00:10:56,800 --> 00:10:59,600 [Francesco] Dybala's mine, you piece of shit! Show me the bastard's face! 249 00:10:59,680 --> 00:11:02,240 No, no, no. That person in there is still a good friend of ours. 250 00:11:02,320 --> 00:11:05,120 -[Francesco] He was your friend. -Nothing we can do to save him now. 251 00:11:05,720 --> 00:11:08,120 But we can save our fantasy football league. 252 00:11:08,200 --> 00:11:09,960 [judge] Did he really say that? 253 00:11:10,040 --> 00:11:12,080 Right in front of the deceased's family? 254 00:11:13,760 --> 00:11:15,320 You're all crazy. 255 00:11:15,400 --> 00:11:18,280 No, believe me, finding a decent eighth for a fantasy football league 256 00:11:18,360 --> 00:11:19,800 is really difficult, ma'am. 257 00:11:19,880 --> 00:11:24,000 That's why we held the biggest audition for an eighth player in our group 258 00:11:24,080 --> 00:11:27,040 that the whole fantasy football league has ever seen. 259 00:11:27,120 --> 00:11:28,560 ["Stadium" by Oscar Prudente playing] 260 00:11:28,640 --> 00:11:31,480 Christopher Columbus is famous for discovering America. 261 00:11:31,560 --> 00:11:34,240 But there's another one who is head of the Columbus Crew. 262 00:11:34,320 --> 00:11:35,160 They represent… 263 00:11:35,240 --> 00:11:38,720 Can you tell me which player scored the most goals in his second season… 264 00:11:38,800 --> 00:11:42,120 What's the record for the longest unbeaten run for a goalkeeper in Serie A? 265 00:11:42,200 --> 00:11:46,040 Who was the first Italian footballer to win the Ballon d'Or? 266 00:11:46,120 --> 00:11:49,520 Who was the left-back for Ancona in the 2003-2004 season? 267 00:11:49,600 --> 00:11:54,040 [chuckles] Gigi Sartor! 166 appearances in Serie A. 268 00:11:54,120 --> 00:11:57,200 Three consecutive UEFA Cups, all with Italian teams. 269 00:11:57,280 --> 00:11:58,240 Two others as well. 270 00:11:58,320 --> 00:12:01,760 One with Inter in 1997, and then the following year with Parma. 271 00:12:01,840 --> 00:12:04,360 A record he shares with only two other players. 272 00:12:04,440 --> 00:12:09,360 Radamel "El Tigre" Falcao from Colombia and the German Marko Marin, 273 00:12:09,440 --> 00:12:12,120 who, you might remember, had a brief and unfortunate experience 274 00:12:12,200 --> 00:12:13,280 in Fiorentina. 275 00:12:13,360 --> 00:12:15,120 Hmm. Unfortunate, you say? 276 00:12:15,200 --> 00:12:17,080 It was unfortunate. Yes. 277 00:12:17,160 --> 00:12:18,960 -You know a lot. -Thanks. 278 00:12:19,040 --> 00:12:20,400 A little too much. 279 00:12:21,640 --> 00:12:23,120 Get the fuck outta here. 280 00:12:23,720 --> 00:12:24,760 You're a scumbag. 281 00:12:24,840 --> 00:12:29,440 Attackers for Catania FC during the 2006-2007 season. 282 00:12:29,520 --> 00:12:31,040 Corona, Mascara, and…? 283 00:12:31,680 --> 00:12:33,960 Corona, Mascara… 284 00:12:34,040 --> 00:12:36,080 -Come on, this one's so simple. -Uh… 285 00:12:37,480 --> 00:12:39,560 Corona, Mascara, Martuccello! 286 00:12:39,640 --> 00:12:42,000 [men chattering indistinctly] 287 00:12:42,080 --> 00:12:43,400 Thank you, we'll be in touch. 288 00:12:43,480 --> 00:12:45,040 Oh, man. I didn't… 289 00:12:46,960 --> 00:12:49,160 [exhales] Martuccello. 290 00:12:50,760 --> 00:12:52,080 Next one, please! 291 00:12:52,680 --> 00:12:55,240 [candidate] Oh man. I don't remember the whole lineup… 292 00:12:55,320 --> 00:12:57,120 -The one from '03? -[Jacopo] Nothing. 293 00:12:59,280 --> 00:13:00,840 -Hi, there. -Hello. 294 00:13:00,920 --> 00:13:01,840 [Simone] Hi. 295 00:13:03,000 --> 00:13:04,000 Can I help you? 296 00:13:04,920 --> 00:13:05,760 [woman] Well… 297 00:13:05,840 --> 00:13:08,560 Oh, Spinesi! It was Gionatha Spinesi! 298 00:13:08,640 --> 00:13:10,600 -No "N" at the end. -Look. You scored a 19, okay? 299 00:13:10,680 --> 00:13:13,040 If you don't like it, then take the test again next year. 300 00:13:13,120 --> 00:13:14,480 Thanks, thanks. See ya. 301 00:13:16,000 --> 00:13:18,080 Spinesi, the attacker for Catania? 302 00:13:18,160 --> 00:13:19,920 The guy who played with Mascara and Corona? 303 00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:21,120 Uh, no, no. 304 00:13:21,200 --> 00:13:23,680 The… the right answer was Spinoza. 305 00:13:24,160 --> 00:13:27,560 He, uh, he mentioned in Ethics, his famous book, that the supreme good is… 306 00:13:27,640 --> 00:13:30,360 Oh, no. I'm sorry I made a mistake. I'm in the wrong room. 307 00:13:30,880 --> 00:13:33,240 [Federico] Can you tell me which player scored the most goals… 308 00:13:33,320 --> 00:13:34,720 Wait a second. 309 00:13:34,800 --> 00:13:37,760 Are you picking the eighth player in a fantasy football league in here? 310 00:13:37,840 --> 00:13:38,680 No. 311 00:13:38,760 --> 00:13:40,720 [indistinct chattering] 312 00:13:41,360 --> 00:13:42,880 Yes, we are. 313 00:13:43,640 --> 00:13:46,760 It's just that the rule is, "If a woman asks if you play fantasy football, 314 00:13:46,840 --> 00:13:48,640 the answer is no." That's it. 315 00:13:48,720 --> 00:13:51,040 But why? I love guys who play fantasy football. 316 00:13:51,760 --> 00:13:53,960 [intriguing music playing] 317 00:13:54,040 --> 00:13:56,640 I mean, you've always got something to talk about. 318 00:13:57,640 --> 00:13:58,480 No? 319 00:14:02,400 --> 00:14:03,640 Take a seat. 320 00:14:05,440 --> 00:14:06,280 Thanks. 321 00:14:07,880 --> 00:14:11,120 [Jacopo] Now, you don't get to ask me. I ask you. 322 00:14:11,200 --> 00:14:12,720 -There? -Yeah, there. 323 00:14:17,920 --> 00:14:21,840 Now, who was Inter's top goalscorer in 2007 and 2008? 324 00:14:22,440 --> 00:14:23,880 Not 2005-2006… 325 00:14:23,960 --> 00:14:25,920 -Oh, by the way, I'm Simone. -Andrea. 326 00:14:26,000 --> 00:14:28,080 [candidate 2] That's right! Ibrahimović! 327 00:14:28,160 --> 00:14:29,080 Um… 328 00:14:29,680 --> 00:14:30,640 All right, Andrea… 329 00:14:31,240 --> 00:14:33,120 -Uh, can I call you by your name? -Of course. 330 00:14:33,200 --> 00:14:36,480 Um, why do you want to play fantasy football? 331 00:14:37,840 --> 00:14:39,680 [sighs] Because, uh… 332 00:14:39,760 --> 00:14:42,160 I wanna place all of my hopes and dreams of happiness 333 00:14:42,240 --> 00:14:45,080 on a fantasy game that I have absolutely no control over? 334 00:14:46,920 --> 00:14:47,960 Awesome answer. 335 00:14:49,360 --> 00:14:50,360 Um… 336 00:14:50,440 --> 00:14:52,720 But why do you want to play with a bunch of strangers? 337 00:14:52,800 --> 00:14:55,440 Don't you have any friends you can do this with or… 338 00:14:56,040 --> 00:14:57,720 I've just come back to live in Rome. 339 00:14:57,800 --> 00:14:59,040 Ah, I see. [chuckles] 340 00:15:01,520 --> 00:15:03,240 To be honest, I tried to join my old league, 341 00:15:03,320 --> 00:15:04,720 but they didn't want me anymore. 342 00:15:04,800 --> 00:15:06,840 Those sons of bitches. Why not? 343 00:15:06,920 --> 00:15:08,720 Not-- Not that I'm unhappy about it. 344 00:15:08,800 --> 00:15:09,840 Uh, but why? 345 00:15:12,080 --> 00:15:13,480 I sorta rigged a game. 346 00:15:13,560 --> 00:15:14,400 Ah. 347 00:15:16,960 --> 00:15:18,040 Uh… 348 00:15:18,120 --> 00:15:19,680 The Footgate Scandal. 349 00:15:19,760 --> 00:15:22,680 My opponent said he'd let me win if I sent him a picture of my feet. 350 00:15:23,280 --> 00:15:27,600 I was willing to do just about anything, but all he cared about… was that. 351 00:15:28,480 --> 00:15:29,640 But you've got a bunion. 352 00:15:30,240 --> 00:15:31,520 Apparently he liked that. 353 00:15:31,600 --> 00:15:32,720 So do I. 354 00:15:33,440 --> 00:15:34,760 [both chuckling awkwardly] 355 00:15:37,800 --> 00:15:39,800 Listen, don't you know there's some things 356 00:15:39,880 --> 00:15:42,080 you shouldn't bring up during an interview? 357 00:15:42,160 --> 00:15:43,720 [inhales deeply] 358 00:15:43,800 --> 00:15:47,440 I know, but I didn't want to begin this whole thing by lying to you. 359 00:15:50,120 --> 00:15:53,000 I just don't know if the other guys will want you in the League. 360 00:15:53,080 --> 00:15:54,040 Come on, please! 361 00:15:54,120 --> 00:15:55,760 It'll be our little secret. 362 00:15:56,720 --> 00:15:58,880 I really miss playing fantasy football. 363 00:15:59,440 --> 00:16:00,920 I miss waking up in the morning 364 00:16:01,000 --> 00:16:03,600 and smelling the odor of death threats on group chat. 365 00:16:03,680 --> 00:16:06,280 I miss Sunday afternoons spent hoping and praying 366 00:16:06,360 --> 00:16:08,840 for any scrub to get a fucking 6.5 rating. 367 00:16:08,920 --> 00:16:11,800 -Okay, I get it, I get it. I know. -[Andrea] I'm so sorry. 368 00:16:12,760 --> 00:16:14,960 Forgive me. [sighs] 369 00:16:16,240 --> 00:16:17,880 -[Simone exhales heavily] -[Andrea] Please… 370 00:16:17,960 --> 00:16:19,520 [breathes heavily] 371 00:16:19,600 --> 00:16:21,760 Give me one chance. That's all I'm asking. 372 00:16:23,360 --> 00:16:24,240 Should I? 373 00:16:24,800 --> 00:16:27,680 Well, gentlemen, now is the moment of truth. 374 00:16:27,760 --> 00:16:29,120 We've got two candidates. 375 00:16:29,200 --> 00:16:31,920 Candidate number one, this guy. Mirko. 376 00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:34,760 He's got a vast knowledge of football, and he's reliable. 377 00:16:35,360 --> 00:16:36,240 Potential risks… 378 00:16:36,320 --> 00:16:40,920 Well, some of the memes this guy posts on social media are pretty disconcerting. 379 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:41,840 Like this one. 380 00:16:42,920 --> 00:16:46,600 -Oh no! Stop it! Come on! -Oh, mamma mia! Geez. 381 00:16:47,800 --> 00:16:50,160 Imagine continually seeing awful shit like that 382 00:16:50,240 --> 00:16:51,800 in our daily group chats. 383 00:16:51,880 --> 00:16:54,800 Not to mention the possibility he could kill us all in our sleep. 384 00:16:54,880 --> 00:16:56,760 Ah, come on. He looks like a nice dude. 385 00:16:56,840 --> 00:17:00,080 -No, no. He's a serial killer. -A serial killer, but a nice one. 386 00:17:00,160 --> 00:17:01,760 [Simone] Okay, okay. Calm down. 387 00:17:01,840 --> 00:17:04,200 Candidate number two, Andrea. 388 00:17:04,720 --> 00:17:06,880 -Have you lost your mind? -Come on. 389 00:17:07,600 --> 00:17:08,440 She's a woman. 390 00:17:09,040 --> 00:17:12,000 No, guys, listen. Let's be serious here for a minute. 391 00:17:12,080 --> 00:17:15,240 You all know how sensitive I am about diversity and all that jazz. 392 00:17:15,320 --> 00:17:17,560 Gender quotas and equal rights are sacred things. 393 00:17:17,640 --> 00:17:20,120 The disabled… I mean, have I ever bugged you about being gay? 394 00:17:20,200 --> 00:17:21,400 -No. -Exactly. 395 00:17:21,480 --> 00:17:22,880 But I'm begging you. 396 00:17:22,960 --> 00:17:25,600 -At my house, I have a wife, a baby girl. -[Federico] Ninni. 397 00:17:25,680 --> 00:17:26,600 Honey. 398 00:17:26,680 --> 00:17:28,880 My mother-in-law comes to visit three times a month. 399 00:17:28,960 --> 00:17:29,800 [Federico] Sweetie… 400 00:17:29,880 --> 00:17:32,400 Don't make me play fantasy football with a woman! I can't take it. 401 00:17:32,480 --> 00:17:33,960 -[shushing] -[sniffles] 402 00:17:34,040 --> 00:17:35,560 I know, it's okay. Sit down. 403 00:17:35,640 --> 00:17:37,760 Not my fault he's got a wife, a baby girl, 404 00:17:37,840 --> 00:17:40,440 and a mother-in-law who visits three times a month! 405 00:17:40,520 --> 00:17:42,480 -Look what you've done. -Don't worry. 406 00:17:42,560 --> 00:17:43,560 [Gianni] No, no, no. 407 00:17:44,640 --> 00:17:47,240 Come on, come on, come on. You of all people? 408 00:17:47,320 --> 00:17:49,920 Simone? Are you fucking kidding me? 409 00:17:50,680 --> 00:17:51,920 He's trying to take advantage 410 00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:53,960 of the most sacred thing in all of our lives 411 00:17:54,040 --> 00:17:55,160 just to get a piece of ass. 412 00:17:55,240 --> 00:17:58,640 No, no, no, no. Excuse me. Let's look at it from another perspective. 413 00:17:58,720 --> 00:18:01,720 We are confronted with the same dilemma as American voters. 414 00:18:02,320 --> 00:18:04,680 Choosing between a psychopath… 415 00:18:05,800 --> 00:18:06,840 and a fine woman. 416 00:18:07,920 --> 00:18:10,280 I don't want to deal with any more women. 417 00:18:10,360 --> 00:18:12,560 [Simone] The committee has reached a verdict. 418 00:18:13,080 --> 00:18:15,880 Music, please! One, two, three, four! 419 00:18:15,960 --> 00:18:18,720 [humming melody of "Eye of the Tiger" by Survivor] 420 00:18:21,800 --> 00:18:22,640 Andrea! 421 00:18:22,720 --> 00:18:24,760 [squeals] Yes! Yes! 422 00:18:25,640 --> 00:18:26,560 I'm sorry. 423 00:18:27,120 --> 00:18:29,320 -I've never won anything before. -[Mirko] Congratulations. 424 00:18:31,200 --> 00:18:32,200 [softly] Thanks for this. 425 00:18:32,320 --> 00:18:34,040 LOOKING FOR AN EIGHTH PARTICIPANT 426 00:18:34,120 --> 00:18:36,840 ["Burning" by Yeah Yeah Yeahs playing] 427 00:18:36,920 --> 00:18:38,720 [crowd chanting] 428 00:18:43,840 --> 00:18:45,080 [whistle blowing] 429 00:18:45,160 --> 00:18:46,520 ♪ Believer ♪ 430 00:18:48,040 --> 00:18:50,360 ♪ Took me over like a fever ♪ 431 00:18:52,080 --> 00:18:53,160 THE PUSHER LECCE BOMBO 432 00:18:53,240 --> 00:18:55,720 ♪ Caught you hiding In the smoke, smoke, smoke… ♪ 433 00:18:55,800 --> 00:18:59,000 THE GROOM PARTIZAN DEGRADE 434 00:18:59,080 --> 00:19:01,800 THE SCRIPTWRITER DIVAN KYIV 435 00:19:01,880 --> 00:19:05,000 THE LAWYER AVELLINO BANFI 436 00:19:05,080 --> 00:19:06,600 THE HUSBAND PARIS SAINT GENNARO 437 00:19:06,680 --> 00:19:08,120 THE HIKIKOMORI TEAM SHAME 438 00:19:08,200 --> 00:19:09,360 ZERO JOY 439 00:19:09,440 --> 00:19:10,840 FANTASY FOOTBALL LEAGUE 440 00:19:10,920 --> 00:19:13,320 THE CORPSE CARDBORDEAX - RIP 441 00:19:14,240 --> 00:19:15,720 THE FEMALE - QUOTALANTA 442 00:19:15,800 --> 00:19:18,800 Listen. I've got three degrees, and I didn't understand 443 00:19:18,880 --> 00:19:21,040 one single word of what you just said. 444 00:19:21,120 --> 00:19:25,480 Now, will someone kindly explain to me what this whole fantasy football thing is? 445 00:19:25,560 --> 00:19:26,600 I'm sorry. You're right. 446 00:19:26,680 --> 00:19:30,640 I love fantasy football with all my heart, but it can be a little complicated. 447 00:19:30,720 --> 00:19:31,760 Exactly, guys. 448 00:19:31,840 --> 00:19:34,080 Fantasy football is a bit like sex, you know? 449 00:19:34,160 --> 00:19:35,960 It's messy and can be hard to explain, 450 00:19:36,040 --> 00:19:38,240 but it's so incredibly fun to play. 451 00:19:38,320 --> 00:19:42,240 It's basically a game where participants form a league of eight to ten people 452 00:19:42,320 --> 00:19:43,840 and set up fictitious teams. 453 00:19:43,920 --> 00:19:47,520 The team may be imaginary, but they can use Serie A footballers 454 00:19:47,600 --> 00:19:49,240 acquired in an auction draft. 455 00:19:49,320 --> 00:19:50,440 LEONARDO PAVOLETTI SOLD 456 00:19:50,520 --> 00:19:51,400 I almost forgot. 457 00:19:51,480 --> 00:19:54,680 Each participant has a pre-established number of credits that they use 458 00:19:54,760 --> 00:19:56,160 to buy the players. 459 00:19:56,240 --> 00:19:58,920 And there's even more. To win, you must score more goals 460 00:19:59,000 --> 00:19:59,880 than your opponent. 461 00:19:59,960 --> 00:20:02,960 Now you're thinking, "How do you score a goal in fantasy football?" 462 00:20:03,040 --> 00:20:07,000 The team total is calculated by adding up ratings of each footballer you play. 463 00:20:07,080 --> 00:20:09,320 Bonus points and deductions when they score a goal, 464 00:20:09,400 --> 00:20:10,680 get booked, or sent off. 465 00:20:10,760 --> 00:20:11,840 Etcetera, etcetera. 466 00:20:11,920 --> 00:20:14,240 The number of goals you get is decided upon the sum, 467 00:20:14,320 --> 00:20:15,800 which falls into different ranges. 468 00:20:15,880 --> 00:20:18,080 Sixty-six. Remember that number, 469 00:20:18,160 --> 00:20:21,520 because you'll need 66 points to get your first goal. 470 00:20:21,600 --> 00:20:23,600 72 points will get you your second goal… 471 00:20:23,680 --> 00:20:24,680 -[producer] Oh, yeah! -Oh! 472 00:20:24,760 --> 00:20:26,800 Tell me, why is there a pair of boobs on our cup, huh? 473 00:20:26,880 --> 00:20:29,400 They're Gianni's ex-girlfriend's. The one from high school, right? 474 00:20:29,480 --> 00:20:31,120 Yeah, but those aren't boobs, okay? 475 00:20:31,200 --> 00:20:33,920 Oh, yeah, those are boobs, and frickin' big ones too. 476 00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:36,600 Yes, but they're more than that. They're a symbol, right, Frederico? 477 00:20:36,680 --> 00:20:37,920 Yeah, for sure. 478 00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:39,720 That faded old photograph over there 479 00:20:39,800 --> 00:20:42,560 represents the perfect trophy for this game. 480 00:20:42,640 --> 00:20:45,720 A game that's based on the fantasy of owning your own football team 481 00:20:45,800 --> 00:20:47,600 and still being 18 years old. 482 00:20:47,680 --> 00:20:50,600 That fantasy we all have of still being on top, 483 00:20:50,680 --> 00:20:53,680 like those boobs when they were in their prime! 484 00:20:53,760 --> 00:20:54,800 [all cheering] 485 00:20:54,880 --> 00:20:57,120 -Well said! -[Francesco] Bravo, yes! [laughs] 486 00:20:57,920 --> 00:21:00,640 -I'm not convinced. Ready to go? -[Nicola] Oh, shut up, will ya? 487 00:21:00,720 --> 00:21:02,600 [playing "Dale Dale" by The Mario & Claudio Lari] 488 00:21:02,680 --> 00:21:05,760 CHAPTER 2 -THE AUCTION DRAFT 7 MONTHS EARLIER 489 00:21:10,760 --> 00:21:12,760 [crowd chanting distantly] 490 00:21:19,720 --> 00:21:21,080 ["Dale Dale" continues] 491 00:21:29,320 --> 00:21:31,160 [all singing "Dale Dale"] 492 00:21:32,200 --> 00:21:33,160 Yeah, guys! 493 00:21:37,600 --> 00:21:39,720 The Auction draft begins at 1:41 p.m. 494 00:21:39,800 --> 00:21:42,440 As the rule states, the first player will be nominated 495 00:21:42,520 --> 00:21:45,640 by the sucker who came in last the previous season. Go ahead. 496 00:21:45,720 --> 00:21:48,200 Okay, guys. Before we start, I'd like to talk about something. 497 00:21:48,280 --> 00:21:49,840 Can we lower the entrance fee? 498 00:21:49,920 --> 00:21:51,560 200 is a bit too much for me. 499 00:21:51,640 --> 00:21:53,960 -Well, excuse me! -You piece of shit. You're a moron. 500 00:21:54,040 --> 00:21:54,920 I've got a daughter. 501 00:21:55,000 --> 00:21:56,920 I'm just saying, I'm broke. I'm out of a job. 502 00:21:57,000 --> 00:21:59,480 -[Nicola] Well, fuck you! -Look. He's got a kid, asshole! 503 00:21:59,560 --> 00:22:02,040 I'm not allowed to say anything? I can't talk about these things? 504 00:22:02,120 --> 00:22:05,560 Mr. Pascale, please. We may still be able to find your friend. 505 00:22:05,640 --> 00:22:07,360 [Simone] I'm sorry, Your Honor. You're right. 506 00:22:07,440 --> 00:22:11,080 But if you want to find out what happened to Gianni, you've got to hear me out. 507 00:22:11,160 --> 00:22:14,640 Because we live exactly how we play the game. 508 00:22:14,720 --> 00:22:16,800 [Federico] I nominate… 509 00:22:16,880 --> 00:22:18,200 [intriguing music playing] 510 00:22:19,000 --> 00:22:22,040 I nominate… 511 00:22:22,880 --> 00:22:25,040 I nominate… 512 00:22:27,280 --> 00:22:30,520 Let's see… 513 00:22:33,000 --> 00:22:34,600 Come on. Say it, say it! 514 00:22:35,600 --> 00:22:36,440 Pavoletti! 515 00:22:38,520 --> 00:22:40,000 [cell phone ringing] 516 00:22:45,600 --> 00:22:47,360 -It's business. Gotta take it. -[Jacopo] Sure. 517 00:22:47,440 --> 00:22:48,320 [Federico] Go on. 518 00:22:49,000 --> 00:22:49,880 [all snickering] 519 00:22:49,960 --> 00:22:50,920 What is it, honey? 520 00:22:51,000 --> 00:22:52,920 [Assunta] Do not buy Pavoletti. 521 00:22:53,000 --> 00:22:56,640 Wow, honey, how on earth did you know we just nominated Pavoletti? 522 00:22:56,720 --> 00:22:58,280 [stifles laughter] 523 00:22:59,160 --> 00:23:02,360 I can read your mind. Do not buy him, got it? 524 00:23:02,440 --> 00:23:04,400 [Nicola] Sweetheart, you're underestimating him. 525 00:23:04,480 --> 00:23:06,880 I know what I'm doing. And apart from that, 526 00:23:06,960 --> 00:23:10,680 you're not even considering that this could be Pavoletti's biggest year. 527 00:23:10,760 --> 00:23:12,880 He could blow everyone out of the water! 528 00:23:12,960 --> 00:23:15,440 I don't want my daughter's father to be a loser, all right? 529 00:23:15,520 --> 00:23:16,800 What are you talking about? 530 00:23:16,880 --> 00:23:19,480 If you buy Pavoletti, you sleep in the car. 531 00:23:20,480 --> 00:23:21,520 Kiss my ass. 532 00:23:21,600 --> 00:23:25,200 [Simone] Nicola is the president of Paris Saint Gennaro. 533 00:23:25,280 --> 00:23:27,000 He's such a creature of habit. 534 00:23:27,080 --> 00:23:29,440 He's been buying the same players for ten years, 535 00:23:29,520 --> 00:23:31,920 no matter what anyone says. 536 00:23:33,400 --> 00:23:35,120 I bid 70 on Pavoletti. 537 00:23:35,200 --> 00:23:37,000 -[all cheering] -[upbeat music playing] 538 00:23:37,080 --> 00:23:38,440 [Gianni] Way to go! 539 00:23:38,520 --> 00:23:40,000 No, 80! 540 00:23:40,080 --> 00:23:42,000 -He said 80! -No, no, no, no, no, no! 541 00:23:42,080 --> 00:23:44,680 -Not 80! No, no! I didn't say that! -[all clamoring] 542 00:23:44,760 --> 00:23:46,720 Yes, I did! I said 80! I know, I know! 543 00:23:46,800 --> 00:23:49,080 I said 80! Pavoletti is mine! 544 00:23:49,160 --> 00:23:50,520 [Simone] Then there's Federico. 545 00:23:50,600 --> 00:23:54,640 Like all good lawyers, he wants everything to go by the rules. 546 00:23:54,720 --> 00:23:56,960 -Well, his rules, anyway. -Anyone else have a bid? 547 00:23:57,040 --> 00:23:59,760 -Eighty-two. -Eighty-three. No, no. Sorry. 548 00:23:59,840 --> 00:24:01,320 Wait a second, dear, huh? 549 00:24:01,400 --> 00:24:06,400 According to section A, rule number 87, Clause B, dated December 31st, 2017, 550 00:24:06,480 --> 00:24:09,200 the raise must happen at least two tenths of a second 551 00:24:09,280 --> 00:24:10,960 before the auctioneer says "sold." 552 00:24:11,040 --> 00:24:13,000 So Zapata is mine, you rotten harlot! 553 00:24:13,080 --> 00:24:14,880 [upbeat music continues] 554 00:24:16,160 --> 00:24:17,040 You slut. 555 00:24:17,720 --> 00:24:19,960 Well, I may be a slut, but Zapata is mine. 556 00:24:20,040 --> 00:24:20,920 Shall we move on? 557 00:24:22,400 --> 00:24:23,240 Eighty-one. 558 00:24:23,320 --> 00:24:26,440 [Simone] Then there's Francesco. He never leaves his room. 559 00:24:26,520 --> 00:24:28,160 -[Andrea] Does he live abroad? -What? 560 00:24:28,240 --> 00:24:29,960 The guy just lives down the fucking street. 561 00:24:30,040 --> 00:24:31,040 [Francesco] Eighty-seven. 562 00:24:31,120 --> 00:24:32,560 Why didn't he come here? 563 00:24:32,640 --> 00:24:35,360 -'Cause he's kinda like a hikikomori. -[Andrea] Huh. 564 00:24:35,440 --> 00:24:37,040 Been locked in his bedroom for six years. 565 00:24:37,120 --> 00:24:39,640 [Federico] Sold for 87 credits. Francesco wins the bid. 566 00:24:39,720 --> 00:24:40,680 Yes! 567 00:24:41,760 --> 00:24:43,080 Take that, you bastards. 568 00:24:43,160 --> 00:24:44,520 He's such a shit. 569 00:24:44,600 --> 00:24:46,880 -[judge] Who the hell's this? -[Simone] Fabrizio Seghetti. 570 00:24:46,960 --> 00:24:49,400 He lives in Milan, but comes to Rome for the auction. 571 00:24:49,480 --> 00:24:50,760 He never writes in the chat, 572 00:24:50,840 --> 00:24:52,880 but he's the first to submit his Starting 11. 573 00:24:52,960 --> 00:24:55,680 [judge] Does Seghetti play an important part in this story? 574 00:24:56,840 --> 00:24:57,840 No. 575 00:24:57,920 --> 00:24:59,280 -Thirty-two! -Thirty-four! 576 00:24:59,360 --> 00:25:01,360 [all clamoring indistinctly] 577 00:25:11,760 --> 00:25:12,680 No, it's mine! 578 00:25:12,760 --> 00:25:14,200 [Simone] And then there's Jacopo. 579 00:25:14,280 --> 00:25:15,680 He is well into his thirties, 580 00:25:15,760 --> 00:25:18,240 and tries his level best not to think about it. 581 00:25:18,320 --> 00:25:20,360 Or, should I say, not to think at all. 582 00:25:20,440 --> 00:25:22,640 -No, fuck! -The Moroccan guy just shit this out. 583 00:25:22,720 --> 00:25:25,960 No, that's four years in prison and no house arrest, okay? 584 00:25:26,040 --> 00:25:28,520 -[slams table] Twenty on Rincón! -[Federico] Hey. 585 00:25:28,600 --> 00:25:31,400 -He's not even playing in Serie A. -I don't care about that. 586 00:25:31,480 --> 00:25:33,480 I've signed Ionita, so I'll have the set, right? 587 00:25:33,560 --> 00:25:35,560 Rincón, Ionita. Rincón, Ionita, 588 00:25:35,640 --> 00:25:37,000 Rincón, Ionita! 589 00:25:37,080 --> 00:25:40,360 It means "dumbass," dumbasses! [laughing] 590 00:25:40,440 --> 00:25:42,040 -I've gotta go pee. -[Jacopo] Rincón! 591 00:25:42,120 --> 00:25:44,320 -I'll come with you. -[Jacopo] Rincón going twice… 592 00:25:44,400 --> 00:25:46,400 You are sold, Mr. Rincón. 593 00:25:46,480 --> 00:25:47,760 Twenty for Rincón. 594 00:25:47,840 --> 00:25:50,600 [Simone] And then there's me, president of Divan Kyiv, 595 00:25:50,680 --> 00:25:53,760 because I've been sleeping on a couch for the past 15 years. 596 00:25:53,840 --> 00:25:56,920 Come on, please, Simone. Nominate a player, for the love of God! 597 00:25:57,000 --> 00:26:00,480 -I've gotta go to the veterinarian. -They're called pediatricians. 598 00:26:00,560 --> 00:26:01,960 Yeah, right. 599 00:26:02,040 --> 00:26:03,720 I bid 30 on Iličić! 600 00:26:03,800 --> 00:26:06,640 -Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. -Are you serious about this? 601 00:26:06,720 --> 00:26:07,680 -[Simone] Yup. -He is. 602 00:26:07,760 --> 00:26:09,800 -He'll be out because… -[Simone] I know. Don't worry. 603 00:26:12,360 --> 00:26:15,080 Look, I just can't abandon the guy in his time of need. 604 00:26:17,840 --> 00:26:20,800 [singing melody of "Dale Dale" by The Mario & Claudio Lari] 605 00:26:27,000 --> 00:26:28,280 No! 606 00:26:28,360 --> 00:26:31,320 Back off, guys, come on! Leave me alone! 607 00:26:38,480 --> 00:26:39,680 -Twenty-one. -Twenty-two. 608 00:26:39,760 --> 00:26:40,840 -Twenty-three. -Twenty-four! 609 00:26:40,920 --> 00:26:42,720 -Twenty-five! -You don't have enough credits! 610 00:26:42,800 --> 00:26:44,120 -Do the math. -Hey! 611 00:26:44,200 --> 00:26:48,400 Twenty-four going once, twenty-four going twice, sold for 24. 612 00:26:48,480 --> 00:26:49,320 Got him. 613 00:26:49,400 --> 00:26:51,520 -[Federico] Well done. -[Nicola] He's mine! You cheated! 614 00:26:51,600 --> 00:26:53,600 -I need to make a call. -[Federico] Go, go. 615 00:26:53,680 --> 00:26:55,280 [Simone] And then there's Andrea. 616 00:26:55,360 --> 00:26:58,280 Every time I looked at her, I found out something new about her. 617 00:26:58,360 --> 00:26:59,480 -Thirty on Berardi. -No, 31! 618 00:26:59,560 --> 00:27:00,720 -[Jacopo] No! -[Andrea] 32! 619 00:27:00,800 --> 00:27:01,800 [Simone] Berardi's my guy! 620 00:27:01,880 --> 00:27:04,320 And then there's Gianni. He's been my best friend forever. 621 00:27:04,400 --> 00:27:06,960 That guy'll do just about anything to win. 622 00:27:07,040 --> 00:27:08,920 Thirty minutes to go, and it's still one-nil. 623 00:27:09,000 --> 00:27:12,280 A well-deserved close-up of the player who's just been dominating this game. 624 00:27:12,360 --> 00:27:15,080 Not only has he scored a goal, he's also been outstanding on the field. 625 00:27:15,160 --> 00:27:17,360 -He's shown this team what it's like-- -Hey, Pier. 626 00:27:17,440 --> 00:27:18,520 -What? -Tone it down a bit. 627 00:27:18,600 --> 00:27:19,760 He's gonna end up with seven. 628 00:27:19,840 --> 00:27:21,760 -He'll get a 7.5. -7.5? 629 00:27:21,840 --> 00:27:23,720 He'll get a 7.5. He's in my 11. 630 00:27:23,800 --> 00:27:25,560 The ball goes out for a throw-in… 631 00:27:25,640 --> 00:27:26,960 [Federico] Your Honor, 632 00:27:27,760 --> 00:27:29,240 that's not all he's done. 633 00:27:29,320 --> 00:27:30,200 Oh, no? 634 00:27:30,280 --> 00:27:32,080 Excuse me. How much do I owe you? 635 00:27:32,160 --> 00:27:33,440 No, no, Mr. Orsato. 636 00:27:34,280 --> 00:27:36,280 It's on me. [sighs] 637 00:27:36,360 --> 00:27:37,200 Daniele. 638 00:27:37,840 --> 00:27:41,640 Today is an important day for me. You see, I'm three points down. 639 00:27:41,720 --> 00:27:44,280 How about a beer… for a yellow card? 640 00:27:44,960 --> 00:27:47,520 Or maybe a red one for Petagna? Hm? 641 00:27:47,600 --> 00:27:50,720 I'm sorry, but are you trying to bribe me with a beer? 642 00:27:50,800 --> 00:27:52,480 Guys, come over here. 643 00:27:52,560 --> 00:27:54,480 -Hm? What is it? -Excuse me. 644 00:27:54,560 --> 00:27:57,080 [laughing] It was a joke. Oh, look, it's the police. 645 00:27:57,160 --> 00:27:59,280 Listen, if you need help with anything, I'm your guy… 646 00:27:59,360 --> 00:28:00,760 So how much do I owe you? 647 00:28:00,840 --> 00:28:02,880 He's won six consecutive years in a row. 648 00:28:02,960 --> 00:28:04,320 -[Gianni] Twenty-two. -Twenty-three. 649 00:28:04,400 --> 00:28:05,360 Twenty-four. 650 00:28:06,240 --> 00:28:08,160 -[Francesco] Twenty-- -Fra, are you raising? 651 00:28:08,240 --> 00:28:09,240 No, he's not raising? 652 00:28:09,320 --> 00:28:12,160 So you're jealous of your friend because he's won six years in a row. 653 00:28:12,240 --> 00:28:15,120 No, I told you. Me and Gianni have been best friends since we were babies. 654 00:28:15,200 --> 00:28:16,160 We even lived together. 655 00:28:16,240 --> 00:28:19,040 Okay, 24 going once, going twice, and sold for 24. 656 00:28:19,120 --> 00:28:21,040 -Ninni, enough. Stop it, come on. -He's mine. 657 00:28:21,120 --> 00:28:23,040 No, no. Why'd you sign me up on Grindr? 658 00:28:23,120 --> 00:28:26,120 -Because it was funny. -No, it's not funny. No, no… Oh! 659 00:28:26,200 --> 00:28:27,200 Back off. 660 00:28:27,280 --> 00:28:29,280 I-- I'm warning you. I'll beat the crap out of you. 661 00:28:29,360 --> 00:28:30,880 Get the-- get the fuck out of my face. 662 00:28:30,960 --> 00:28:32,280 Why don't you go fuck yourself? 663 00:28:32,360 --> 00:28:34,680 [judge] You certainly don't act like friends. 664 00:28:34,760 --> 00:28:37,480 You say and do the most horrible things to each other. 665 00:28:38,400 --> 00:28:40,000 But that's exactly the point. 666 00:28:40,840 --> 00:28:43,880 We have normal lives and work normal jobs, 667 00:28:43,960 --> 00:28:46,160 and yet, we're not normal people at all. 668 00:28:46,240 --> 00:28:48,080 Fantasy football is where we losers 669 00:28:48,160 --> 00:28:50,280 put all our hopes and dreams of winning something 670 00:28:50,360 --> 00:28:52,160 for once in our sorry lives. 671 00:28:52,240 --> 00:28:56,400 It's also where we joke about our mothers and someone's anal virginity. 672 00:28:57,000 --> 00:29:00,520 We don't have to pretend with each other. We can be who we really are. 673 00:29:02,440 --> 00:29:03,920 Despicable people. 674 00:29:04,960 --> 00:29:06,040 Ah. Great. 675 00:29:06,680 --> 00:29:08,640 [Simone] Andrea? Wait, I'll drive you home. 676 00:29:08,720 --> 00:29:09,720 Okay, but hurry. 677 00:29:10,800 --> 00:29:12,080 -Ciao. -[Federico] See ya. 678 00:29:12,160 --> 00:29:15,680 Rincón-Ionita! [laughing boisterously] 679 00:29:15,760 --> 00:29:17,520 [Assunta] You bought Pavoletti, didn't you? 680 00:29:18,040 --> 00:29:19,640 Then you'll sleep in the car. 681 00:29:19,720 --> 00:29:22,360 Turn the heating on, though. It's really cold out. 682 00:29:22,440 --> 00:29:25,640 You're absolutely right about that, Assunta. Good night. 683 00:29:25,720 --> 00:29:27,080 -Excuse me. -What the--? 684 00:29:27,160 --> 00:29:29,280 Hello, my Romeo. Yes, I'm on my way. 685 00:29:29,360 --> 00:29:30,280 See ya. 686 00:29:32,760 --> 00:29:34,160 No room for you on the couch. Sorry. 687 00:29:34,760 --> 00:29:35,720 Good night. 688 00:29:36,280 --> 00:29:38,200 [Andrea] Simone, are we going or what? 689 00:29:38,280 --> 00:29:40,280 [intriguing music playing] 690 00:29:41,840 --> 00:29:43,920 [Simone] So basically, the story is about human beings 691 00:29:44,000 --> 00:29:47,160 winning a huge war against zombies and what happens after, okay? 692 00:29:47,240 --> 00:29:48,240 Um… 693 00:29:48,760 --> 00:29:50,600 Does that sound stupid? 694 00:29:50,680 --> 00:29:52,000 -No, no. Go on. -Well… 695 00:29:52,080 --> 00:29:53,680 Uh… So, they don't imprison them, 696 00:29:53,760 --> 00:29:56,120 but they give them all the boring, menial jobs. 697 00:29:56,200 --> 00:29:59,080 You know, like a… like a cashier. 698 00:29:59,160 --> 00:30:01,720 Or the really dangerous ones, like a stuntman. 699 00:30:01,800 --> 00:30:02,640 Why a stuntman? 700 00:30:02,720 --> 00:30:04,800 Because it's smart, if you think about it. I mean, uh… 701 00:30:04,880 --> 00:30:06,840 zombies don't need a union. That's just fact. 702 00:30:06,920 --> 00:30:09,640 They don't need to bring their lunches, but the best, though, 703 00:30:09,720 --> 00:30:10,960 is they won't die. 704 00:30:11,560 --> 00:30:14,840 I think it's time we got going. [sighs] 705 00:30:14,920 --> 00:30:16,280 Mm. Actually… 706 00:30:17,000 --> 00:30:18,320 Why don't you come to my place, 707 00:30:18,400 --> 00:30:20,360 where we could eat a fabulous vegetarian pizza 708 00:30:20,440 --> 00:30:21,800 with kamut flour and peppers? 709 00:30:24,080 --> 00:30:25,200 You mean tonight? 710 00:30:25,760 --> 00:30:27,760 [intriguing music continues] 711 00:30:28,680 --> 00:30:29,800 No. 712 00:30:29,880 --> 00:30:32,080 Maybe we'd better not. No. 713 00:30:32,160 --> 00:30:34,480 It's late. We should go. 714 00:30:42,600 --> 00:30:44,760 I actually asked her if she meant tonight. 715 00:30:45,480 --> 00:30:46,520 I'm an idiot. 716 00:30:46,600 --> 00:30:47,760 A real idiot. 717 00:30:49,200 --> 00:30:50,960 -Good morning. -[Simone] Good morning. 718 00:30:51,040 --> 00:30:52,600 Tell me you fucked her good. 719 00:30:53,760 --> 00:30:54,720 God… 720 00:30:54,800 --> 00:30:56,560 Obviously, you didn't. [scoffs] 721 00:30:56,640 --> 00:30:58,560 But if it's any consolation, 722 00:30:59,400 --> 00:31:01,000 I think I'm in love with her. 723 00:31:03,320 --> 00:31:05,640 So you basically fucked up twice in one night? 724 00:31:06,840 --> 00:31:08,320 You're the champ, Simone. 725 00:31:08,400 --> 00:31:11,200 [judge] Do you owe any money to Mr. Martini? 726 00:31:11,280 --> 00:31:15,560 I ask this because apparently you slept on his sofa for months. 727 00:31:15,640 --> 00:31:17,120 -Without paying rent. -[Federico] No. 728 00:31:17,200 --> 00:31:21,360 Sorry, Your Honor, but this is merely a case of adverse possession. 729 00:31:21,440 --> 00:31:22,720 Write that down, Rizzo. 730 00:31:24,000 --> 00:31:24,920 [keyboard clacking] 731 00:31:25,000 --> 00:31:25,960 What're you doing? 732 00:31:26,040 --> 00:31:26,880 [chuckles] 733 00:31:27,920 --> 00:31:29,880 Who have I bought as a forward this year? 734 00:31:30,560 --> 00:31:32,360 Lautaro Martínez. 735 00:31:32,440 --> 00:31:35,480 -And what about last year? -Same. Lautaro Martínez. 736 00:31:35,560 --> 00:31:37,080 I'm gonna get him next year too. 737 00:31:37,160 --> 00:31:40,360 Because even though I can't stand him, Lautaro is a sure thing, man. All right? 738 00:31:40,440 --> 00:31:42,120 I hate taking risks. 739 00:31:43,000 --> 00:31:46,360 That's why end of the season, I'm getting married. 740 00:31:46,440 --> 00:31:47,720 You serious? 741 00:31:47,800 --> 00:31:49,520 When did you propose to her? 742 00:31:52,200 --> 00:31:53,840 You know what happened? 743 00:31:53,920 --> 00:31:56,320 -It was totally impulsive. -[Simone chuckles] 744 00:31:56,400 --> 00:31:59,120 [Federico] It all started when Bianca asked a simple question. 745 00:31:59,200 --> 00:32:00,720 Do you want to have kids, Gianni? 746 00:32:00,800 --> 00:32:01,840 With me, I mean? 747 00:32:02,440 --> 00:32:04,400 Because I've been giving it a lot of thought 748 00:32:04,480 --> 00:32:05,600 and doing some calculations. 749 00:32:05,680 --> 00:32:09,080 I mean, considering the amount of time it takes to meet a man 750 00:32:09,160 --> 00:32:12,680 who's somewhat decent and, you know, has a pretty good head of hair… 751 00:32:12,760 --> 00:32:15,680 Well, maybe that's not essential. 752 00:32:15,760 --> 00:32:19,520 [in increasingly breathless voice] But, you know, the time it would take 753 00:32:19,600 --> 00:32:22,480 to convince someone new to rethink his life, 754 00:32:22,560 --> 00:32:24,880 his space, and po-- po-- po-- 755 00:32:24,960 --> 00:32:26,080 Po-- Yes… 756 00:32:26,160 --> 00:32:30,120 Po-po-possibly consider having children. Well, I just think that, uh… 757 00:32:30,200 --> 00:32:31,960 If you, uh… [panting] 758 00:32:32,040 --> 00:32:32,880 Oh, yes! [gasps] 759 00:32:32,960 --> 00:32:35,280 If you… don't want any, 760 00:32:35,360 --> 00:32:36,320 then we should… 761 00:32:36,400 --> 00:32:38,320 we should… totally just… 762 00:32:38,400 --> 00:32:39,760 call it quits! Mm-hm! 763 00:32:39,840 --> 00:32:42,560 [bangs table] But not… [moans] But not now! 764 00:32:42,640 --> 00:32:45,200 No, we should've split… two years ago! 765 00:32:45,280 --> 00:32:47,240 [moaning in pleasure] 766 00:32:47,320 --> 00:32:48,520 Honey. [panting] 767 00:32:48,600 --> 00:32:49,600 What're you saying? 768 00:32:50,560 --> 00:32:51,960 Do you want to get married? 769 00:32:53,080 --> 00:32:55,400 [Bianca breathing heavily] 770 00:32:55,960 --> 00:32:57,960 Yeah, we'll see. We'll see, babe. 771 00:32:58,040 --> 00:33:00,280 You, uh, get back down there, huh? And do it again. 772 00:33:00,360 --> 00:33:02,520 [both laughing] 773 00:33:02,600 --> 00:33:03,800 She said, "We'll see"? 774 00:33:03,880 --> 00:33:05,640 -She actually said that? -Yeah! 775 00:33:05,720 --> 00:33:07,680 -"We'll see" were her exact words! -No! 776 00:33:07,760 --> 00:33:09,720 Of course she said that. Of course she would. 777 00:33:09,800 --> 00:33:12,080 She said, "We'll see," and she's moving in here. 778 00:33:12,160 --> 00:33:14,440 [laughing] Come on, Gianni, no way. 779 00:33:14,520 --> 00:33:18,360 There's not enough room here as it is, and the bathroom's tiny, so… [inhales] 780 00:33:19,880 --> 00:33:21,440 [melancholy music playing] 781 00:33:24,440 --> 00:33:27,800 CHAPTER 3 - THE OPENING DAY OF THE SEASON 6 MONTHS EARLIER 782 00:33:31,560 --> 00:33:34,160 [Simone] So, I had to pack up all of my stuff. 783 00:33:35,040 --> 00:33:37,280 I didn't really have that much to begin with. 784 00:33:38,600 --> 00:33:39,960 Some books, 785 00:33:40,040 --> 00:33:42,640 a picture of Gianni and me in Mykonos. 786 00:33:42,720 --> 00:33:45,600 [judge] So, technically speaking, Mr. Martini kicked you out. 787 00:33:45,680 --> 00:33:48,240 Objection. Leading the witness. 788 00:33:48,320 --> 00:33:49,640 -[judge] I'll rephrase. -Mm. 789 00:33:49,720 --> 00:33:53,720 So, did you leave Mr. Martini's apartment of your own accord? 790 00:33:53,800 --> 00:33:57,040 Yes. It was opening day of our league's championship. 791 00:33:57,120 --> 00:33:59,280 I feel like Totti on the day he retired. 792 00:33:59,360 --> 00:34:01,480 For that guy… Who was it? 793 00:34:03,800 --> 00:34:05,600 Too old to continue playing. 794 00:34:06,800 --> 00:34:09,680 I'm sure he was shitting his pants about retiring, though. 795 00:34:10,920 --> 00:34:11,760 [sighs] 796 00:34:15,360 --> 00:34:16,480 [Simone] No… 797 00:34:16,560 --> 00:34:18,880 Hey, come on. You burned Benassi. 798 00:34:18,960 --> 00:34:20,760 My beloved Benassi rug. 799 00:34:20,840 --> 00:34:22,640 [Simone] When was the last time we cleaned it? 800 00:34:22,720 --> 00:34:24,320 I don't think we ever have. 801 00:34:24,400 --> 00:34:25,760 [whimsical music playing] 802 00:34:29,560 --> 00:34:31,480 [Simone] So, Your Honor, there I was. 803 00:34:31,560 --> 00:34:33,200 I didn't have a job or a home. 804 00:34:33,280 --> 00:34:36,440 I had no other choice. I had to go back to Grandma's, 805 00:34:36,520 --> 00:34:38,960 where yet another couch was waiting for me. 806 00:34:39,040 --> 00:34:39,960 [sighs resignedly] 807 00:34:53,120 --> 00:34:54,440 -[sighs] -[music fades] 808 00:34:54,520 --> 00:34:56,240 [TV announcer] And now, the continuing saga… 809 00:34:56,320 --> 00:34:58,320 [Simone] Grandma was always great company. 810 00:34:59,080 --> 00:35:01,000 Between her soap operas… 811 00:35:01,560 --> 00:35:02,680 [Andrea on recording] Hi. 812 00:35:02,760 --> 00:35:05,240 I read in the group chat that everyone's going to the pub. 813 00:35:05,320 --> 00:35:06,760 I'm already in the area. 814 00:35:06,840 --> 00:35:09,080 Why don't we meet up for a drink beforehand? 815 00:35:10,200 --> 00:35:12,920 Your Honor, what does love mean to you? Hm? 816 00:35:13,000 --> 00:35:15,080 Mr. Pascale, let's not get silly here, please. 817 00:35:15,160 --> 00:35:17,520 No, come on. I know it's a silly question, but I'm interested. 818 00:35:17,600 --> 00:35:19,360 I find most definitions miss the point. 819 00:35:19,440 --> 00:35:21,400 Hey, what're those lines again from Pulp Fiction? 820 00:35:21,480 --> 00:35:23,840 "That's when you know you've found somebody special, 821 00:35:23,920 --> 00:35:25,720 when you can just shut the fuck up for a minute 822 00:35:25,800 --> 00:35:27,520 and comfortably enjoy the silence." 823 00:35:27,600 --> 00:35:31,120 Personally, I'd say you know you've found that someone special 824 00:35:31,200 --> 00:35:33,240 when you're watching Lecce-Spezia, 825 00:35:33,320 --> 00:35:35,840 the score's 0-0, you've got no one on the pitch, 826 00:35:35,920 --> 00:35:38,400 and yet your heart is beating a thousand times a minute. 827 00:35:38,480 --> 00:35:39,920 What an exciting game, huh? 828 00:35:40,000 --> 00:35:42,160 [commentator 1] …in the first half, Spezia came out… 829 00:35:42,240 --> 00:35:45,560 What are you saying? It's the halftime commentary, Simone. 830 00:35:46,280 --> 00:35:49,040 Uh, yeah. I know. [chuckles] 831 00:35:49,120 --> 00:35:51,160 I was talking about the first half. 832 00:35:51,920 --> 00:35:54,400 [commentator 2] What we need is more physicality inside the box, 833 00:35:54,480 --> 00:35:55,920 because we're going to see… 834 00:35:58,680 --> 00:35:59,960 Hey, guys, you've gotta see this. 835 00:36:00,040 --> 00:36:03,240 Is this the weirdest fucking picture you've ever seen in your life or what? 836 00:36:03,320 --> 00:36:04,200 [Andrea laughing] 837 00:36:04,280 --> 00:36:07,800 Wow. Uh, is it a penis wearing a cowboy hat? 838 00:36:07,880 --> 00:36:09,280 [Nicola] Hello, everybody! 839 00:36:10,920 --> 00:36:13,080 -[Federico] Oh, hi. -Hey, chief. 840 00:36:13,160 --> 00:36:15,120 -Hi, sweetie. -I'll have a beer, please, sir! 841 00:36:15,200 --> 00:36:16,840 -[server] Coming up. -[Nicola] Make it two. 842 00:36:16,920 --> 00:36:19,480 My wife'll be here soon, and I wanna be drunk by then. 843 00:36:19,560 --> 00:36:21,760 -Come on, for fuck's sake! -I'll get another one. 844 00:36:21,840 --> 00:36:23,760 -Awesome. Get one for her too, huh? -[baby crying] 845 00:36:23,840 --> 00:36:26,080 Then your daddy can have that one as well, okay? 846 00:36:26,160 --> 00:36:29,480 [commentator 3] Oh, here they come! Pavoletti's got the ball… 847 00:36:29,560 --> 00:36:30,880 [Nicola] Pavoletti! 848 00:36:30,960 --> 00:36:33,480 -He scored! Pavoletti! -[baby continues crying] 849 00:36:33,560 --> 00:36:35,000 [Nicola] Yeah! Awesome! 850 00:36:35,080 --> 00:36:37,520 Look who scored! Pavoletti just scored! 851 00:36:38,480 --> 00:36:40,000 Honey… Honey? 852 00:36:40,680 --> 00:36:44,360 Listen, I'm gonna buy a new carpet, okay? The one we've got now, it's disgusting. 853 00:36:44,440 --> 00:36:45,480 -Benassi? -It smells. 854 00:36:45,560 --> 00:36:46,920 Uh, the green one. 855 00:36:47,000 --> 00:36:48,000 But, honey, please. 856 00:36:48,080 --> 00:36:50,680 Benassi is the last bastion of incivility that I've got left. 857 00:36:50,760 --> 00:36:51,920 In your house it was, maybe. 858 00:36:52,000 --> 00:36:55,160 In our house, you are the last bastion of incivility, my darling. 859 00:36:55,880 --> 00:36:57,200 Did someone say "Benassi"? 860 00:36:57,280 --> 00:37:00,480 Oh, happy birthday, Simone! How old are you this time? 861 00:37:02,360 --> 00:37:05,520 -Uh, I'm 34. Why? -Is that all? Great, great. 862 00:37:05,600 --> 00:37:08,600 Because this is the third birthday you've had in the last six months, so… 863 00:37:08,680 --> 00:37:11,360 Well, this time it's the real one. Swear to God. It's my birthday. 864 00:37:11,440 --> 00:37:12,560 -Yeah, okay. -[Bianca] Great. 865 00:37:12,640 --> 00:37:15,040 -Those were white lies, honey. -It's okay, honey. Don't worry. 866 00:37:15,120 --> 00:37:17,680 As long as you lie to spend time with him, that's your problem. 867 00:37:17,760 --> 00:37:20,240 -Not mine, okay? -There, see? That's why I love this woman. 868 00:37:20,320 --> 00:37:22,400 -I love you. I love you! -Love you too. 869 00:37:22,480 --> 00:37:23,360 -Ciao. -Have fun. 870 00:37:23,440 --> 00:37:24,960 -[Simone] Ciao, Bianca! -Ciao, love you! 871 00:37:25,040 --> 00:37:27,680 -[Bianca] Don't do anything I wouldn't. -Love you! What're you doing? 872 00:37:27,760 --> 00:37:30,840 You should've texted me. I didn't know you told her it was my birthday, sorry… 873 00:37:30,920 --> 00:37:32,680 [Gianni] Drunk already? You are, aren't you? 874 00:37:32,760 --> 00:37:34,640 [Nicola] Come on, let Daddy score a sweet brace. 875 00:37:34,720 --> 00:37:35,920 -You have to cry? -[baby crying] 876 00:37:36,000 --> 00:37:37,760 Look. Listen to me good. 877 00:37:37,840 --> 00:37:39,240 You need to start crying, 878 00:37:39,320 --> 00:37:43,320 or I'll let you sit in your dirty, shit-filled diaper until tomorrow, got it? 879 00:37:43,400 --> 00:37:44,600 Come on, cry for Daddy! 880 00:37:48,800 --> 00:37:49,800 [Gianni laughs] 881 00:37:50,840 --> 00:37:54,160 Hiding out in a public washroom instead of trying to plant one on her? 882 00:37:54,240 --> 00:37:55,760 Get out there. Give it a try! 883 00:37:55,840 --> 00:37:58,160 I can't do it. She's even beating me at fantasy football. 884 00:37:58,240 --> 00:38:02,800 -It wouldn't be very manly of me. -[mockingly] Buh-buh-buh. "Not manly." 885 00:38:02,880 --> 00:38:06,200 "She's beating me at fantasy football. I've got problems with the second act." 886 00:38:06,280 --> 00:38:07,920 You write excuses, not film? 887 00:38:08,000 --> 00:38:10,200 What happens in the second act, anyway? 888 00:38:10,280 --> 00:38:12,200 It's the part where the character faces a crisis. 889 00:38:12,280 --> 00:38:14,080 What the fuck do you want from me, huh? 890 00:38:14,160 --> 00:38:15,680 I care about you. 891 00:38:15,760 --> 00:38:17,760 You could do anything, but you don't. 892 00:38:17,840 --> 00:38:18,840 You're like… 893 00:38:19,800 --> 00:38:20,800 You're like Cassano. 894 00:38:21,400 --> 00:38:24,160 You mean a misunderstood genius who says "chapeau" a lot? 895 00:38:24,960 --> 00:38:25,840 A genius, yes. 896 00:38:25,920 --> 00:38:26,960 Misunderstood? Maybe. 897 00:38:27,040 --> 00:38:29,880 If he'd been more committed, he could have easily won the Ballon d'Or. 898 00:38:29,960 --> 00:38:32,920 You know what I'd have said? "Oh, Antonio, why didn't you try harder?" 899 00:38:33,000 --> 00:38:34,000 "Why not?" 900 00:38:36,480 --> 00:38:37,720 No, I can't do it. No. 901 00:38:37,800 --> 00:38:39,400 -Why not? -Why not? 902 00:38:39,480 --> 00:38:41,960 Because right now, I can fantasize about her all I want. 903 00:38:42,040 --> 00:38:44,200 Until I make a move, she could still be the one. 904 00:38:44,280 --> 00:38:46,320 What if I try to kiss her, and she refuses? 905 00:38:46,400 --> 00:38:47,240 Oh my God… 906 00:38:47,320 --> 00:38:49,120 Or what if, say, two years from now, 907 00:38:49,200 --> 00:38:52,120 I'm brushing my teeth at the sink, and she says she doesn't love me anymore? 908 00:38:52,200 --> 00:38:53,880 Nah, the cat would be dead either way. 909 00:38:53,960 --> 00:38:55,160 The Schrödinger effect. 910 00:38:56,240 --> 00:38:57,560 I'm gonna smack you in the head. 911 00:38:57,640 --> 00:39:00,440 Stop being Cassano, and become Fabio Grosso in the World Cup. 912 00:39:00,520 --> 00:39:02,200 What would Fabio Grosso do? 913 00:39:04,160 --> 00:39:05,000 Hm. 914 00:39:06,560 --> 00:39:08,240 He'd get his ass out there and kiss her. 915 00:39:08,320 --> 00:39:10,960 Yes. And then he'd celebrate like crazy. 916 00:39:11,040 --> 00:39:12,600 Yeah! 917 00:39:12,680 --> 00:39:14,680 [crowd cheering distantly] 918 00:39:14,760 --> 00:39:17,000 Yeah! 919 00:39:20,840 --> 00:39:21,920 [exhales] 920 00:39:22,440 --> 00:39:24,040 That's it. I'm going. 921 00:39:24,120 --> 00:39:25,840 ["Burning" by the Yeah Yeah Yeahs playing] 922 00:39:25,920 --> 00:39:27,040 It'll be over quick. 923 00:39:27,640 --> 00:39:29,280 Better go pick up the pieces. 924 00:39:29,360 --> 00:39:31,040 [commentator 3] Pavoletti's got the ball… 925 00:39:31,120 --> 00:39:32,720 -Goal! -[Nicola] Goal! 926 00:39:32,800 --> 00:39:34,520 [indistinct commentary] 927 00:39:34,600 --> 00:39:36,720 -[Nicola] Pavoletti! -[commentator] 4-3 for Cagli! 928 00:39:37,320 --> 00:39:39,880 That's why I always start my brace-scorers. 929 00:39:39,960 --> 00:39:41,000 [commentator 3] Incredible! 930 00:39:41,080 --> 00:39:43,080 [commentator 4] Unbelievable end to this match… 931 00:39:43,160 --> 00:39:45,920 -[Andrea] Thanks. -There's something I need to tell you. 932 00:39:46,640 --> 00:39:48,800 [commentator 3] Insane! Pavoletti did not disappoint… 933 00:39:48,880 --> 00:39:50,880 [commentary continues indistinctly] 934 00:39:52,400 --> 00:39:54,640 So, I think you've won this week's game. 935 00:39:54,720 --> 00:39:55,640 Yeah. See ya. 936 00:39:57,080 --> 00:40:00,360 [door opens, closes] 937 00:40:00,440 --> 00:40:04,320 Look, the only thing that's clear to me after this drawn out 938 00:40:04,400 --> 00:40:08,720 and totally boring, painfully-wordy account, Mr. Pascale, 939 00:40:08,800 --> 00:40:11,240 is that you are desperately in love with Ms. Carrisi. 940 00:40:11,320 --> 00:40:12,720 Yes, that is pretty obvious, 941 00:40:12,800 --> 00:40:16,040 but, you see, what has me confused, and I hope you can clear it up, 942 00:40:16,560 --> 00:40:17,600 is what… 943 00:40:17,680 --> 00:40:19,000 [mysterious music playing] 944 00:40:19,080 --> 00:40:20,720 …his affection for Ms. Carrisi 945 00:40:20,800 --> 00:40:25,560 has to do with the disappearance of our friend Gianni Martini? 946 00:40:31,160 --> 00:40:32,000 [Rizzo sighs] 947 00:40:38,680 --> 00:40:41,640 -Andrea is the motive. -The motive for what, exactly? 948 00:40:41,720 --> 00:40:44,120 You murdered Gianni Martini because of her. 949 00:40:44,200 --> 00:40:45,120 [Federico] No, no. 950 00:40:45,200 --> 00:40:48,800 It's been nice chatting with you and all, but I can't accept this. Let me handle it. 951 00:40:48,880 --> 00:40:52,280 Look, you can't just blame my client for something like that out of the blue. 952 00:40:52,360 --> 00:40:54,560 You need to have solid proof. Where's your proof, huh? 953 00:40:54,640 --> 00:40:57,280 Well… we've got the weapon. 954 00:40:57,360 --> 00:40:58,520 Recognize this, Pascale? 955 00:41:00,520 --> 00:41:03,920 The only fingerprints to be found on this cup… 956 00:41:05,880 --> 00:41:06,880 belong to you. 957 00:41:07,680 --> 00:41:10,600 And do you see those traces of blood there? 958 00:41:11,600 --> 00:41:13,080 According to the forensic report, 959 00:41:13,160 --> 00:41:15,640 it belongs to none other than Gianni Martini. 960 00:41:15,720 --> 00:41:16,600 So? 961 00:41:17,560 --> 00:41:20,720 Mr. Pascale, are you going to tell us what happened last night? 962 00:41:20,800 --> 00:41:22,720 What the hell do you want me to say? 963 00:41:22,800 --> 00:41:24,160 I don't remember anything! 964 00:41:24,240 --> 00:41:27,920 But if I'd killed my best friend, I think I'd remember that. Come on! 965 00:41:29,880 --> 00:41:31,520 Say something, Federico. 966 00:41:33,280 --> 00:41:34,280 Federico? 967 00:41:35,560 --> 00:41:37,880 [tense music playing] 968 00:41:38,480 --> 00:41:40,520 Oh, come on! I didn't do it, though! 969 00:41:41,280 --> 00:41:42,200 Let's take a break now. 970 00:41:42,280 --> 00:41:45,440 See if you can clear your head. Take a walk. Maybe you'll remember. 971 00:41:45,520 --> 00:41:46,600 Morabito, show him out. 972 00:41:46,680 --> 00:41:49,720 Meanwhile, I'll have a little chat with their lady friend. 973 00:41:51,080 --> 00:41:52,080 [Morabito] Let's go. 974 00:41:52,160 --> 00:41:53,720 Wait a sec. Andrea's here? 975 00:41:54,520 --> 00:41:56,080 [music turns melancholy] 976 00:41:56,160 --> 00:41:57,040 Let's go. 977 00:41:58,880 --> 00:42:00,120 [door opens] 978 00:42:04,360 --> 00:42:06,320 -Bring in Ms. Carrisi. -[door closes] 979 00:42:06,400 --> 00:42:09,680 [melancholy music continues] 980 00:42:16,080 --> 00:42:17,680 Federico, can you come with me? 981 00:42:27,000 --> 00:42:29,000 [indistinct chattering] 982 00:42:36,800 --> 00:42:37,640 Oh! 983 00:42:37,720 --> 00:42:40,000 Hey! What the fuck did you do to him?! 984 00:42:40,080 --> 00:42:41,120 -Whoa! -What did you do? 985 00:42:41,200 --> 00:42:43,200 -What the fuck are you doing? -Tell me what you did! 986 00:42:43,280 --> 00:42:44,600 [Simone] I didn't do anything! 987 00:42:44,680 --> 00:42:46,840 -Bianca, are you crazy or what? -[Bianca] I'll kill you! 988 00:42:46,920 --> 00:42:49,480 -[Simone] Are you nuts? Come on! -You and those other two, I swear! 989 00:42:49,560 --> 00:42:51,800 -[woman] Sit down, okay? -[Simone] What the fuck was that? 990 00:42:51,880 --> 00:42:54,360 -[Jacopo] Bianca, calm down. -Yes. I'm calm, okay? 991 00:42:55,920 --> 00:42:56,800 She's crazy. 992 00:43:01,600 --> 00:43:03,640 Does this mean that you too will be relying 993 00:43:03,720 --> 00:43:05,680 on Counselor Leone's professionalism? 994 00:43:10,200 --> 00:43:11,560 [music fades out] 995 00:43:12,200 --> 00:43:13,120 So be it. 996 00:43:13,200 --> 00:43:16,640 All right, we've been chatting with your memory-challenged friend 997 00:43:16,720 --> 00:43:20,120 about the events on the 12th of September, 2023. 998 00:43:20,640 --> 00:43:22,400 The so-called "opening day" of the season. 999 00:43:22,480 --> 00:43:25,480 Now, do you remember what transpired that evening? 1000 00:43:26,320 --> 00:43:27,480 Yes, I do, Your Honor. 1001 00:43:27,560 --> 00:43:29,600 -[tires screeching] -[cars crashing] 1002 00:43:29,680 --> 00:43:31,200 -Fuck! -[server] What happened? 1003 00:43:32,520 --> 00:43:33,720 Pothole? 1004 00:43:33,800 --> 00:43:35,080 Hit by a car! 1005 00:43:35,760 --> 00:43:37,760 -[Simone groaning] -[nurse] Simone… 1006 00:43:38,360 --> 00:43:40,840 What happened to you this time, huh? 1007 00:43:40,920 --> 00:43:43,240 Was it a panic attack or a car accident? 1008 00:43:43,320 --> 00:43:44,800 [Simone] Elvira, how's your daughter? 1009 00:43:44,880 --> 00:43:47,120 -[Elvira] She's fine. -What the hell? How often is he here? 1010 00:43:47,200 --> 00:43:48,280 You'd be surprised how much. 1011 00:43:48,360 --> 00:43:50,240 -He gets free meals here. -[Simone] Oh, it hurts! 1012 00:43:50,320 --> 00:43:53,160 Incredible. [laughing] 1013 00:43:55,360 --> 00:43:57,120 [Andrea] Have you known Simone for long? 1014 00:43:57,200 --> 00:43:59,880 We've known each other since we were four years old. 1015 00:43:59,960 --> 00:44:01,320 Yeah, we sat next to each other 1016 00:44:01,400 --> 00:44:04,000 from kindergarten all the way through high school. 1017 00:44:04,720 --> 00:44:05,600 That's nice. 1018 00:44:05,680 --> 00:44:07,120 Yes. Very. 1019 00:44:08,000 --> 00:44:09,800 I've never had a friend that close. 1020 00:44:10,600 --> 00:44:14,000 Would you believe that he actually burned the class attendance records? 1021 00:44:14,080 --> 00:44:16,000 Yeah, just so that he'd get flunked with me. 1022 00:44:16,080 --> 00:44:18,640 -[laughing] Are you kidding me? -And he was top of the class. 1023 00:44:18,720 --> 00:44:19,560 Yeah. 1024 00:44:20,760 --> 00:44:23,440 [sighs] I would be totally lost without him. 1025 00:44:25,160 --> 00:44:26,360 I'm terrified, you know? 1026 00:44:27,120 --> 00:44:28,000 Seriously? 1027 00:44:28,840 --> 00:44:29,720 Yes. 1028 00:44:31,160 --> 00:44:32,840 That seems very unlike you. 1029 00:44:33,800 --> 00:44:34,640 Why? 1030 00:44:34,720 --> 00:44:36,680 You just don't come across as the kind of guy 1031 00:44:36,760 --> 00:44:38,520 who'd admit to having fears. 1032 00:44:38,600 --> 00:44:40,880 [intriguing music playing] 1033 00:44:40,960 --> 00:44:42,760 Well, it'll be our little secret. 1034 00:44:42,840 --> 00:44:44,680 [both chuckling] 1035 00:44:46,520 --> 00:44:48,720 Listen, I've got a joint in my bag here. 1036 00:44:50,080 --> 00:44:51,000 What do you say? 1037 00:44:52,640 --> 00:44:53,840 You're such a rocker. 1038 00:45:16,920 --> 00:45:18,480 We're chatting, that's all. 1039 00:45:19,360 --> 00:45:22,240 [sighs] All right, it was when I was 16 years old. 1040 00:45:22,320 --> 00:45:23,160 Uh-huh. 1041 00:45:23,240 --> 00:45:24,960 And it was in the gym locker room. 1042 00:45:25,040 --> 00:45:27,280 Uh-huh. Poetic. 1043 00:45:27,360 --> 00:45:28,920 It was with a female classmate. 1044 00:45:32,960 --> 00:45:34,040 Ah… 1045 00:45:36,000 --> 00:45:38,960 -You? -In Mykonos with Simone. 1046 00:45:39,040 --> 00:45:41,240 [laughing] Come on, Mykonos? 1047 00:45:41,320 --> 00:45:42,360 -No! -See? I told you. 1048 00:45:42,440 --> 00:45:44,240 -No, I totally told you. -Told me what? 1049 00:45:44,320 --> 00:45:46,720 -Yeah, I knew it all along. -What did you know? I don't get it. 1050 00:45:46,800 --> 00:45:48,680 -Oh, come on. -What're you saying? 1051 00:45:48,760 --> 00:45:50,240 I was traveling with Simone. 1052 00:45:50,320 --> 00:45:52,240 We were in Greece, then I met this amazing girl. 1053 00:45:52,320 --> 00:45:54,240 -I mean, the girl's the one I, uh… -Ah. 1054 00:45:54,840 --> 00:45:56,560 -Hey, guys? -Yes? 1055 00:45:56,640 --> 00:45:59,320 You might as well go home. They're keeping him here. 1056 00:45:59,400 --> 00:46:00,240 Is he okay? 1057 00:46:00,320 --> 00:46:01,320 -Yes, he's fine. -Ah. 1058 00:46:01,400 --> 00:46:02,480 -Okay. -Good. 1059 00:46:04,720 --> 00:46:06,840 [Andrea] I live right here. That's my door. 1060 00:46:07,840 --> 00:46:08,680 Okay. 1061 00:46:11,520 --> 00:46:13,040 Well, thanks for the ride. 1062 00:46:13,120 --> 00:46:14,320 -Good night. -Good night. 1063 00:46:15,880 --> 00:46:17,880 [Andrea] Then he gave me a lift home on his scooter, 1064 00:46:17,960 --> 00:46:19,760 and we said good night to each other. 1065 00:46:21,680 --> 00:46:22,560 Is that all? 1066 00:46:22,640 --> 00:46:23,640 Yeah, that's all. 1067 00:46:25,920 --> 00:46:28,040 Then, can you please explain to me why, 1068 00:46:28,120 --> 00:46:30,720 at 3:47 the following morning, 1069 00:46:30,800 --> 00:46:33,320 you texted Gianni Martini this message? 1070 00:46:33,400 --> 00:46:35,760 "We can't tell anyone about this." 1071 00:46:35,840 --> 00:46:39,240 Now, what exactly couldn't you tell anyone about? 1072 00:46:44,440 --> 00:46:45,600 [keys jingling] 1073 00:46:56,920 --> 00:46:59,360 ["Super Breath" by Karen O & Danger Mouse] 1074 00:47:01,320 --> 00:47:02,400 [chuckling] 1075 00:47:14,040 --> 00:47:18,440 ♪ I left a light on all last night ♪ 1076 00:47:18,520 --> 00:47:20,440 ♪ For you to see ♪ 1077 00:47:20,520 --> 00:47:21,360 Ah. 1078 00:47:21,440 --> 00:47:24,640 -[doorbell ringing] -♪ Tears left my eyes ♪ 1079 00:47:24,720 --> 00:47:26,760 ♪ You saw them dry ♪ 1080 00:47:26,840 --> 00:47:28,840 ♪ That's what you see ♪ 1081 00:47:30,400 --> 00:47:32,120 ♪ Either way… ♪ 1082 00:47:32,200 --> 00:47:34,440 -Would you like a rug? -[Andrea laughing] 1083 00:47:34,520 --> 00:47:36,480 I won this thing in fantasy football. 1084 00:47:37,280 --> 00:47:38,880 -When Benassi scored. -Ah. 1085 00:47:38,960 --> 00:47:43,240 ♪ Either way, we'll have our fun ♪ 1086 00:47:43,320 --> 00:47:45,800 ♪ But we'll never know ♪ 1087 00:47:45,880 --> 00:47:47,200 ♪ No, no ♪ 1088 00:47:47,960 --> 00:47:51,360 ♪ If our love is right ♪ 1089 00:47:52,440 --> 00:47:55,880 ♪ 'Cause you know I'm not satisfied ♪ 1090 00:47:55,960 --> 00:47:59,280 ♪ No, no, no, I'm not… ♪ 1091 00:47:59,360 --> 00:48:02,520 [judge] How long did this relationship with Gianni Martini last? 1092 00:48:03,040 --> 00:48:03,880 [song fades out] 1093 00:48:04,840 --> 00:48:06,680 Until the international break. 1094 00:48:07,440 --> 00:48:08,320 [Federico] Hm. 1095 00:48:08,400 --> 00:48:10,440 -Can you translate that for me? -[Federico] November. 1096 00:48:10,520 --> 00:48:11,360 Until November. 1097 00:48:11,440 --> 00:48:14,040 That's when all the national teams play games against each other, 1098 00:48:14,120 --> 00:48:15,680 and the league grinds to a halt. 1099 00:48:15,760 --> 00:48:18,960 It also means there's no fantasy football for two weeks. 1100 00:48:19,040 --> 00:48:21,320 During those 360 hours, 1101 00:48:21,400 --> 00:48:25,200 you'd better not do anything, because if something can go wrong, 1102 00:48:25,280 --> 00:48:26,800 it will go wrong. 1103 00:48:26,880 --> 00:48:27,880 Understand? 1104 00:48:27,960 --> 00:48:31,240 Yeah, it's like The Nothing spreading in The NeverEnding Story. 1105 00:48:31,320 --> 00:48:32,160 You got it? 1106 00:48:33,920 --> 00:48:35,480 -November. -[Andrea] Mm. 1107 00:48:37,120 --> 00:48:38,000 Sorry. 1108 00:48:38,080 --> 00:48:38,920 [gate closes] 1109 00:48:39,000 --> 00:48:41,640 As you can see, it's new, but people are living here. 1110 00:48:41,720 --> 00:48:44,280 There's a big garage and 24-hour surveillance too. 1111 00:48:44,360 --> 00:48:45,440 [Bianca] Mm. 1112 00:48:45,520 --> 00:48:49,400 And plus, it's very peaceful and so quiet. 1113 00:48:49,480 --> 00:48:50,520 She's right. 1114 00:48:50,600 --> 00:48:53,320 [sighs] But do we really need all this peace? 1115 00:48:53,400 --> 00:48:54,760 [rooster crows in distance] 1116 00:48:54,840 --> 00:48:55,680 Yes. 1117 00:48:56,680 --> 00:48:58,040 -No? -Yes. 1118 00:48:58,560 --> 00:49:00,720 -[Bianca sighs] -[melancholy music playing] 1119 00:49:01,680 --> 00:49:03,080 [Gianni, echoing] It's nice. 1120 00:49:04,920 --> 00:49:07,400 CHAPTER 4 - THE INTERNATIONAL BREAK 5 MONTHS EARLIER 1121 00:49:07,480 --> 00:49:09,280 [Jacopo] Remember the Master League? 1122 00:49:09,360 --> 00:49:11,760 The old days with Castolo and Minanda. [chuckling] 1123 00:49:12,360 --> 00:49:14,480 Who the fuck is "Castoro"? 1124 00:49:14,560 --> 00:49:16,560 No, Castolo. 1125 00:49:16,640 --> 00:49:18,720 The Master League's best striker in PESO. 1126 00:49:21,280 --> 00:49:23,440 Wait a second. How old are you? 1127 00:49:23,520 --> 00:49:24,360 Twenty. 1128 00:49:24,440 --> 00:49:26,640 Why, how old are you? [laughs] 1129 00:49:30,080 --> 00:49:31,680 Well, I'm certainly not 20. 1130 00:49:33,440 --> 00:49:34,680 I'm 34. 1131 00:49:34,760 --> 00:49:37,560 Tell me what's wrong, honey. What's going on with you? 1132 00:49:37,640 --> 00:49:40,600 Hm, it's nothing, Grandma. I'm just going through a rough patch. 1133 00:49:40,680 --> 00:49:42,400 It gets dark at 4:00 in the afternoon, 1134 00:49:42,480 --> 00:49:44,800 I'm not working that much, and I've gotta wear this cast. 1135 00:49:44,880 --> 00:49:46,280 Oh, really? You do? 1136 00:49:46,360 --> 00:49:49,600 You're the only person I know who when told you have to wear it for 30 days, 1137 00:49:49,680 --> 00:49:51,680 wears it for two months. Ah! 1138 00:49:53,240 --> 00:49:54,720 -What're you doing? -Taking it off. 1139 00:49:54,800 --> 00:49:55,760 -No, no. Hold on. -Yes. 1140 00:49:55,840 --> 00:49:57,720 Then you can go out and meet that beautiful girl 1141 00:49:57,800 --> 00:50:00,360 you've been pining over for the last two months, 1142 00:50:00,440 --> 00:50:01,640 and leave me in peace. 1143 00:50:02,360 --> 00:50:03,240 Give me your arm. 1144 00:50:04,000 --> 00:50:05,560 You're depressing, Simone. 1145 00:50:06,240 --> 00:50:08,120 I'm an old lady, and I've got arthrosis. 1146 00:50:08,200 --> 00:50:11,440 -Now, give me your arm. Stay still. There. -Ah! Please, Grandma! 1147 00:50:12,520 --> 00:50:14,160 -[woman] Thank you. -[Andrea] Mm. 1148 00:50:14,840 --> 00:50:17,320 You know I'm having a little boy, right? 1149 00:50:17,400 --> 00:50:18,280 No. 1150 00:50:19,520 --> 00:50:20,440 Yeah. 1151 00:50:20,960 --> 00:50:24,240 Sorry, look. I've been just going, uh, through a really shitty time lately. 1152 00:50:24,320 --> 00:50:25,880 I just haven't been myself. 1153 00:50:25,960 --> 00:50:27,560 Mm-hm. What's wrong? 1154 00:50:27,640 --> 00:50:29,040 Andrea, tell us what it is? 1155 00:50:30,400 --> 00:50:32,680 I've been to like a hundred job interviews this month. 1156 00:50:32,760 --> 00:50:34,440 It's the same story, over and over. 1157 00:50:34,520 --> 00:50:36,760 Someone younger than me telling me they'll let me know. 1158 00:50:36,840 --> 00:50:39,920 Which, frankly, is just a nice way of telling me to fuck off. 1159 00:50:40,000 --> 00:50:40,840 I know. 1160 00:50:40,920 --> 00:50:43,360 I really don't understand. What am I doing wrong? 1161 00:50:43,440 --> 00:50:47,440 I speak four languages. I've got a hell of a lot of experience. 1162 00:50:47,520 --> 00:50:48,600 I don't… 1163 00:50:48,680 --> 00:50:51,360 Andrea, can I be honest with you here? Can I? 1164 00:50:52,600 --> 00:50:55,000 You're 35 years old, you've never finished university, 1165 00:50:55,080 --> 00:50:58,080 and your CV looks like some 20-year-old who's never had a full-time job. 1166 00:50:58,800 --> 00:50:59,760 That's why. 1167 00:51:01,920 --> 00:51:04,160 -Sorry. -Excuse me? 1168 00:51:04,240 --> 00:51:06,120 -[server] Yes? -Can we get two more of these? 1169 00:51:06,200 --> 00:51:07,840 -[server] Of course. -Having anything else? 1170 00:51:07,920 --> 00:51:09,800 -[both] No. -Are you pregnant? 1171 00:51:10,800 --> 00:51:13,080 -What the fuck is she saying? -I'm not. 1172 00:51:13,160 --> 00:51:14,360 Holy crap, thank God! 1173 00:51:15,840 --> 00:51:17,640 [Assunta] When did everyone else go on holiday? 1174 00:51:17,720 --> 00:51:20,400 -[Nicola] Three months ago. Yes. -[Assunta] Three months? 1175 00:51:20,480 --> 00:51:22,880 I can't believe we're spending our vacation camping. 1176 00:51:22,960 --> 00:51:24,160 It's so cold out. 1177 00:51:24,240 --> 00:51:28,840 Honey, I've told you a million times, I'm a PhD researcher at a university. 1178 00:51:28,920 --> 00:51:32,160 -There isn't a lot of money in that so… -You need to get a real job, seriously. 1179 00:51:32,240 --> 00:51:35,320 A real man doesn't take his family camping for their vacation! 1180 00:51:36,200 --> 00:51:38,440 When it's low season, in November! 1181 00:51:39,000 --> 00:51:42,080 You're 30 years old, Nico! When are you going to grow up? 1182 00:51:42,160 --> 00:51:44,360 And you're a royal pain in my ass, huh? 1183 00:51:44,440 --> 00:51:45,800 I mean it, you are! 1184 00:51:45,880 --> 00:51:48,800 "Do this, Nico! Do that, Nico! Don't buy Pavoletti!" 1185 00:51:48,880 --> 00:51:49,800 [baby screaming] 1186 00:51:49,880 --> 00:51:51,840 I'm a PhD researcher at a university. 1187 00:51:51,920 --> 00:51:54,000 We've grown up in a recession. 1188 00:51:54,080 --> 00:51:56,600 Any hope of me getting a permanent job is like Santa Claus! 1189 00:51:56,680 --> 00:51:58,200 It doesn't exist, okay?! 1190 00:52:00,080 --> 00:52:01,080 Is that clear?! 1191 00:52:01,160 --> 00:52:05,160 Yes, sweetie! You heard me right. There's no such thing as Santa Claus! 1192 00:52:10,680 --> 00:52:12,800 There are actually families out there 1193 00:52:12,880 --> 00:52:14,560 who enjoy being together? 1194 00:52:15,680 --> 00:52:17,400 Having fun together… 1195 00:52:19,320 --> 00:52:20,520 They're faking it. 1196 00:52:20,600 --> 00:52:21,640 Oh, they are? 1197 00:52:24,640 --> 00:52:27,240 Well, then, why the hell can't we just fake it then? 1198 00:52:30,840 --> 00:52:32,240 Don't you worry. I fake it. 1199 00:52:33,000 --> 00:52:34,360 I'm always faking it. 1200 00:52:35,320 --> 00:52:37,960 ["Moment of Truth" by The Red Clay Strays playing] 1201 00:52:52,640 --> 00:52:53,840 [man] Let's go, come on. 1202 00:52:53,920 --> 00:53:00,080 ♪ Why do I do All of these things I shouldn't do? ♪ 1203 00:53:01,840 --> 00:53:08,520 ♪ Why do I stumble When I'm somewhere close to you? ♪ 1204 00:53:08,600 --> 00:53:12,240 ♪ If I can't be righteous ♪ 1205 00:53:12,800 --> 00:53:16,720 ♪ If I can't see temptation through ♪ 1206 00:53:16,800 --> 00:53:19,840 ♪ I will face my judgment ♪ 1207 00:53:21,440 --> 00:53:25,720 ♪ In the moment of truth ♪ 1208 00:53:31,080 --> 00:53:31,920 Ooh! 1209 00:53:41,240 --> 00:53:44,600 -[doorbell rings] -♪ I been out in the valley ♪ 1210 00:53:45,680 --> 00:53:48,040 ♪ And I been running the roads… ♪ 1211 00:53:48,120 --> 00:53:49,000 Simone. 1212 00:53:50,000 --> 00:53:50,920 Hello. 1213 00:53:51,800 --> 00:53:55,800 Um, I was just passing by, and I thought I'd, um… 1214 00:53:56,440 --> 00:53:58,720 You know, what Baggio once said… 1215 00:54:00,120 --> 00:54:03,400 "Penalties are only missed by those who have the courage to take them." 1216 00:54:03,480 --> 00:54:04,320 So, uh… 1217 00:54:05,160 --> 00:54:07,080 Would you like to have dinner with me? 1218 00:54:10,400 --> 00:54:11,400 Right now? 1219 00:54:11,480 --> 00:54:13,320 [toilet flushing] 1220 00:54:14,520 --> 00:54:16,200 Uh, you're not alone. 1221 00:54:17,600 --> 00:54:18,440 Uh… 1222 00:54:19,360 --> 00:54:20,880 All right, I'll, uh, see you. 1223 00:54:21,480 --> 00:54:23,560 Uh, have a nice evening. Goodbye. 1224 00:54:24,760 --> 00:54:28,320 ♪ And if I can't be righteous ♪ 1225 00:54:29,600 --> 00:54:33,360 ♪ If I can't see temptation through ♪ 1226 00:54:33,440 --> 00:54:36,800 ♪ I will face my judgment… ♪ 1227 00:54:36,880 --> 00:54:39,800 [Andrea] That was the moment we decided our relationship had to end. 1228 00:54:42,560 --> 00:54:45,880 Not even Atreyu can stop The Nothing from spreading, so how can we? 1229 00:54:46,440 --> 00:54:47,360 [song ends] 1230 00:54:49,600 --> 00:54:54,800 So tell me, did Mr. Pascale ever find out about this little relationship you had? 1231 00:55:00,000 --> 00:55:01,280 Did he or not? 1232 00:55:03,080 --> 00:55:05,680 I was gonna tell him during the transfer market window. 1233 00:55:06,560 --> 00:55:08,680 Oh my God. What is a transfer market window? 1234 00:55:08,760 --> 00:55:09,600 Um… 1235 00:55:09,680 --> 00:55:13,320 The transfer market window is the last opportunity 1236 00:55:13,400 --> 00:55:15,680 we've got to make up for any mistakes we've made. 1237 00:55:16,760 --> 00:55:19,400 So, I thought it would be the perfect time to tell Simone the truth. 1238 00:55:19,480 --> 00:55:21,000 CHAPTER 5 - THE TRANSFER MARKET WINDOW 1239 00:55:21,080 --> 00:55:22,160 Sorry, "Mr. Pascale." 1240 00:55:22,240 --> 00:55:23,080 3 MONTHS EARLIER 1241 00:55:23,160 --> 00:55:25,920 [Jacopo] Guys, where are we meeting for the transfer market window? 1242 00:55:26,440 --> 00:55:28,920 Why don't you all come over to my new place for it, huh? 1243 00:55:37,280 --> 00:55:39,360 You left your wife to come live in a garage? 1244 00:55:39,440 --> 00:55:42,240 Yeah, it was kind of a spur-of-the-moment decision. 1245 00:55:42,320 --> 00:55:43,160 [Andrea] Hi. 1246 00:55:43,240 --> 00:55:45,680 Hi. Spur of the moment? You've been talking about it for years… 1247 00:55:45,760 --> 00:55:48,520 Look, I'm a PhD researcher at a university. My job's temporary. 1248 00:55:48,600 --> 00:55:49,800 Shall we begin? 1249 00:55:49,880 --> 00:55:52,800 I was programmed from an early age not to have any long-term plans. 1250 00:55:52,880 --> 00:55:55,200 -Simone? -Simone's coming after work. 1251 00:55:55,280 --> 00:55:56,280 Where's he working? 1252 00:55:56,360 --> 00:55:58,560 A discount store. He's got a real job now. 1253 00:55:59,880 --> 00:56:01,520 -[Gianni] Enough chit-chat. -[Nicola] Yeah. 1254 00:56:01,600 --> 00:56:04,360 [Federico] The auction draft starts at 6:24 p.m. 1255 00:56:05,640 --> 00:56:08,440 Hey, guys. I come bearing snacks for you all. 1256 00:56:08,520 --> 00:56:10,520 This job is the fucking best I've ever had. 1257 00:56:10,600 --> 00:56:12,640 At the end of the day, they let you take home the food 1258 00:56:12,720 --> 00:56:14,720 that's about to expire. What're you doing? Get back! 1259 00:56:14,800 --> 00:56:16,720 Everyone just stay back, okay? 1260 00:56:16,800 --> 00:56:18,200 -[Gianni] Come on, bro. -Hey, Nicola! 1261 00:56:18,280 --> 00:56:19,120 Hey! 1262 00:56:19,200 --> 00:56:21,120 Give me a sec, man. Here, take this. 1263 00:56:21,200 --> 00:56:22,840 [Gianni] That's sweet. I want salty. 1264 00:56:22,920 --> 00:56:24,800 -[Jacopo] Any croissants? -No, no croissants. 1265 00:56:24,880 --> 00:56:26,480 My boss, Abdul, gets all of them. 1266 00:56:26,560 --> 00:56:28,920 He's a perfectionist about everything, but he's inspiring. 1267 00:56:29,000 --> 00:56:32,000 Listen, speaking of inspiring, any player you wanna let go? 1268 00:56:32,080 --> 00:56:33,200 Yeah. 1269 00:56:33,280 --> 00:56:36,320 I've thought a lot about it, and after conferring with Abdul, 1270 00:56:36,400 --> 00:56:38,560 I've decided I'm gonna let go of… 1271 00:56:40,040 --> 00:56:42,000 Paulo Dybala. 1272 00:56:42,080 --> 00:56:43,680 -Whoa, whoa. -[Jacopo] What the fuck? 1273 00:56:43,760 --> 00:56:44,880 [Nicola laughs] 1274 00:56:44,960 --> 00:56:47,320 That's like letting a butcher perform a circumcision. 1275 00:56:47,400 --> 00:56:50,520 Simone, if you've got pharmaceuticals on you, I want in on it. 1276 00:56:50,600 --> 00:56:53,360 [sighs] No, guys, I am a hundred percent sober. 1277 00:56:53,440 --> 00:56:56,080 I've come to realize that what really matters in life 1278 00:56:56,160 --> 00:56:58,920 is to avoid relegation and get a good, steady job. 1279 00:56:59,000 --> 00:57:00,640 My problem was I dreamt too big. 1280 00:57:02,120 --> 00:57:05,280 Dybala is like a beautiful woman who's always got a headache. 1281 00:57:05,360 --> 00:57:08,080 I need someone who's gonna play every single game, 1282 00:57:08,160 --> 00:57:10,000 even if they have to get gluteal injections 1283 00:57:10,080 --> 00:57:12,760 and only get a six on ten any given Sunday. 1284 00:57:12,840 --> 00:57:15,000 That's why I'm cutting Dybala 1285 00:57:15,520 --> 00:57:16,480 and buying… 1286 00:57:17,960 --> 00:57:18,800 Tony Sanabria. 1287 00:57:18,880 --> 00:57:20,760 -No! -[Simone] Knock yourselves out. 1288 00:57:20,840 --> 00:57:23,080 -[Gianni] That's awesome! Ten on Dybala. -I say 11. 1289 00:57:23,160 --> 00:57:24,000 [Nicola] Twelve. 1290 00:57:24,080 --> 00:57:25,200 -[Gianni] Thirteen. -Fourteen. 1291 00:57:25,280 --> 00:57:26,120 Fifteen. 1292 00:57:26,200 --> 00:57:27,280 [Nicola] Eighteen! 1293 00:57:27,360 --> 00:57:30,280 So, you must be happy to be working now at your favorite place. 1294 00:57:30,360 --> 00:57:31,440 Yeah. 1295 00:57:31,520 --> 00:57:35,480 Look, I'm the "Assistant Manager of Soaps, Detergents, and More" section. 1296 00:57:35,560 --> 00:57:37,560 I need to read it 'cause I haven't memorized it yet. 1297 00:57:37,640 --> 00:57:38,600 [Nicola] Thirty-three! 1298 00:57:38,680 --> 00:57:39,680 [Gianni] Thirty-six! 1299 00:57:40,640 --> 00:57:42,440 -[Jacopo] Forty-eight! -Forty-nine. 1300 00:57:42,520 --> 00:57:43,920 -[door opens] -[Francesco] I bid 50! 1301 00:57:46,480 --> 00:57:47,960 Dybala's mine, you shit. 1302 00:57:48,800 --> 00:57:49,760 Fifty-one. 1303 00:57:51,080 --> 00:57:52,080 I don't have enough. 1304 00:57:53,680 --> 00:57:56,520 Listen, there's something I've got to talk to you about. 1305 00:57:57,760 --> 00:58:01,120 Well, I don't really have to, but it's really important to me. 1306 00:58:02,560 --> 00:58:03,440 Sure, go ahead. 1307 00:58:05,200 --> 00:58:07,400 You really screwed up by releasing Dybala. 1308 00:58:07,480 --> 00:58:10,120 [humorous music playing] 1309 00:58:10,200 --> 00:58:12,560 Paulo Dybala! 1310 00:58:12,640 --> 00:58:15,320 I knew he'd get him. No, don't. Gianni! 1311 00:58:15,920 --> 00:58:17,600 [judge] So let me get this straight. 1312 00:58:18,200 --> 00:58:21,880 I asked you if Mr. Pascale knew about your relationship with Martini, 1313 00:58:23,160 --> 00:58:24,080 and you… 1314 00:58:24,920 --> 00:58:27,680 have just told me a long, involved story 1315 00:58:27,760 --> 00:58:33,040 about some guy who left his wife and moved into a garage. 1316 00:58:34,200 --> 00:58:35,520 Please, just tell me. 1317 00:58:36,520 --> 00:58:38,000 You didn't tell him, did you? 1318 00:58:41,000 --> 00:58:44,160 [sighs in exasperation] Okay, that's it. Rizzo, bring the rest in. 1319 00:58:44,240 --> 00:58:46,840 I want all those idiots in here together. 1320 00:58:49,520 --> 00:58:52,920 Now, I need you to give me a detailed account 1321 00:58:53,000 --> 00:58:56,520 of the last day you saw your friend, Gianni Martini, alive. 1322 00:58:56,600 --> 00:58:58,000 And I need it right now. 1323 00:58:58,760 --> 00:59:02,200 -[dramatic opera music playing] -[birds chirping] 1324 00:59:03,200 --> 00:59:07,960 CHAPTER 6 - FINAL ROUND OF THE LEAGUE THE DAY BEFORE 1325 00:59:11,280 --> 00:59:12,960 [indistinct chattering] 1326 00:59:21,200 --> 00:59:23,200 -[Simone] Oh… -Why? 1327 00:59:23,280 --> 00:59:26,000 -You don't have to give me a gift. -The time has come to open presents. 1328 00:59:26,560 --> 00:59:28,040 You shouldn't have done this. 1329 00:59:28,120 --> 00:59:29,600 [exhales] As your best man, 1330 00:59:29,680 --> 00:59:32,480 I thought long and hard about what to get you. And because… 1331 00:59:33,400 --> 00:59:35,160 You're broke? There's nothing in here. 1332 00:59:35,240 --> 00:59:36,080 Open it. 1333 00:59:36,720 --> 00:59:38,280 What's in it, Paolo Montero's head? 1334 00:59:38,360 --> 00:59:39,240 Open it. 1335 00:59:39,320 --> 00:59:40,640 [contents rattling] 1336 00:59:43,160 --> 00:59:44,000 Man… 1337 00:59:44,720 --> 00:59:46,160 No… [chuckles] 1338 00:59:46,240 --> 00:59:48,720 You and me in Mykonos. What a great time. 1339 00:59:48,800 --> 00:59:49,960 Look at us. 1340 00:59:50,040 --> 00:59:51,480 We were 18. 1341 00:59:51,560 --> 00:59:53,200 I was really handsome. 1342 00:59:53,280 --> 00:59:56,680 You, not so much, but at least you weren't up to your eyeballs in debt yet. 1343 00:59:59,600 --> 01:00:01,920 I've put together the worst Starting 11 I could 1344 01:00:02,000 --> 01:00:03,200 for my match against you. 1345 01:00:03,280 --> 01:00:06,040 See? I'm playing Empoli as goalkeeper against Inter, 1346 01:00:06,120 --> 01:00:07,520 and Lookman is staying on the bench. 1347 01:00:07,600 --> 01:00:10,560 I don't care if the rest of the team dies. He's not playing. 1348 01:00:12,200 --> 01:00:14,360 I'm losing on purpose so you can win the championship. 1349 01:00:14,440 --> 01:00:16,520 That means you'll come in last, you know? 1350 01:00:17,280 --> 01:00:18,160 What else is new? 1351 01:00:19,600 --> 01:00:21,600 I'm cheating without doing anything at all. 1352 01:00:22,160 --> 01:00:23,480 Beautiful. 1353 01:00:23,560 --> 01:00:26,640 This has got to be the noblest thing anyone's ever done for me. 1354 01:00:26,720 --> 01:00:27,800 I know. 1355 01:00:29,640 --> 01:00:31,040 You are my brother. 1356 01:00:31,880 --> 01:00:33,720 -Hey! Enough with that bullshit, huh? -Oh! 1357 01:00:33,800 --> 01:00:36,720 Come on, let's go! What's with all the fucking hugging? 1358 01:00:36,800 --> 01:00:38,840 I'm gonna get changed, then I'm gonna kick your ass. 1359 01:00:38,920 --> 01:00:41,760 -You and whose army? Come on, bring it! -[Gianni] I wanna see a header. 1360 01:00:41,840 --> 01:00:45,040 - ["Bonito" by Jarabe De Palo playing] -Great, a match. Just what we needed. 1361 01:00:45,120 --> 01:00:47,400 There wasn't a pickleball court. 1362 01:00:50,960 --> 01:00:53,200 -["Bonita" continues] -[Jacopo] Foul! 1363 01:00:53,920 --> 01:00:55,840 [Federico] Whoo! Nice job, Nic! 1364 01:00:58,120 --> 01:00:59,280 [Francesco] Go, Simone! 1365 01:01:00,240 --> 01:01:02,040 -Oh, man-oh-man! -Goal! 1366 01:01:02,120 --> 01:01:03,840 [Federico] Fucking hell! 1367 01:01:07,080 --> 01:01:08,680 Nice try! Nice try, Fed! 1368 01:01:11,040 --> 01:01:11,960 [Simone] Whoo! 1369 01:01:12,840 --> 01:01:14,280 [all shouting indistinctly] 1370 01:01:20,080 --> 01:01:21,760 [Jacopo] Oh, what a move! 1371 01:01:22,400 --> 01:01:24,040 -Whoo! -Oh, yeah! 1372 01:01:24,120 --> 01:01:26,360 -Ah… -You, you! 1373 01:01:26,440 --> 01:01:29,200 You are my brother! You're my fucking hero! 1374 01:01:29,280 --> 01:01:31,240 Guys, make it a tie? 1375 01:01:31,320 --> 01:01:33,280 -[Simone] Okay, sounds good. -Let's go. 1376 01:01:34,040 --> 01:01:36,080 [Nicola] I'm so fucking good! 1377 01:01:36,560 --> 01:01:39,160 [all] To Gianni! [laughing] 1378 01:01:39,240 --> 01:01:43,120 [Simone] Now we've got something for you. A little surprise, right, guys? 1379 01:01:43,720 --> 01:01:46,120 -How about that? -[Federico] A surprise! 1380 01:01:46,200 --> 01:01:47,280 [all] Oh! 1381 01:01:47,360 --> 01:01:49,680 ["Bambola" by Toka & Alexandra Stan plays] 1382 01:01:49,760 --> 01:01:50,640 [all shouting] 1383 01:01:50,720 --> 01:01:54,440 ♪ Not goin' to heaven 'Cause she be out all night ♪ 1384 01:01:54,520 --> 01:01:58,080 ♪ And if you're callin' She might not pick up ♪ 1385 01:01:58,160 --> 01:01:59,720 ♪ 'Cause she be dancin' ♪ 1386 01:01:59,800 --> 01:02:01,560 ♪ Filling up a cup ♪ 1387 01:02:01,640 --> 01:02:04,000 ♪ She don't need you Just cold, hard cash ♪ 1388 01:02:04,080 --> 01:02:05,200 ♪ This girl, she wants to ♪ 1389 01:02:05,280 --> 01:02:08,800 ♪ She's a bam, bam, bam Bam-bam-bambola-la-la ♪ 1390 01:02:08,880 --> 01:02:11,080 ♪ She's a bam-bam-bam-bam-bam-bam… ♪ 1391 01:02:11,160 --> 01:02:13,880 I swear, if my daughter starts doing something like this… 1392 01:02:14,600 --> 01:02:15,760 I sure hope so. 1393 01:02:16,360 --> 01:02:17,880 [Gianni] Bravo! 1394 01:02:17,960 --> 01:02:19,240 I love you! 1395 01:02:21,800 --> 01:02:22,800 Bravo! 1396 01:02:24,680 --> 01:02:26,600 ♪ She don't catch feelings ♪ 1397 01:02:26,680 --> 01:02:28,840 ♪ Yeah, she's cold as ice ♪ 1398 01:02:28,920 --> 01:02:30,760 ♪ She don't need you Just cold, hard cash ♪ 1399 01:02:30,840 --> 01:02:32,400 ♪ This girl, she missed her ♪ 1400 01:02:32,480 --> 01:02:35,320 [dancers exclaiming] 1401 01:02:35,400 --> 01:02:38,720 ♪ She's a bam, bam, bam Bam-bam-bambola-la-la ♪ 1402 01:02:38,800 --> 01:02:40,360 ♪ She's a bam-bam-bam… ♪ 1403 01:02:40,440 --> 01:02:42,680 Hey, guys. Who's the groom here? 1404 01:02:42,760 --> 01:02:44,600 [all] I am! 1405 01:02:44,680 --> 01:02:48,560 [Gianni laughing] They're all fucking lying. I'm the groom. 1406 01:02:48,640 --> 01:02:51,200 -How may I, uh, be of service? -[dancer] Of course. 1407 01:02:51,280 --> 01:02:53,640 Oh God, yes. Do what you want with me. 1408 01:02:53,720 --> 01:02:55,280 [dancer] So, groom… 1409 01:02:55,360 --> 01:02:57,440 -Alexa, stop the music. -[song stops] 1410 01:02:57,520 --> 01:02:59,720 Alexa? Excuse me, my name's Nina. 1411 01:02:59,800 --> 01:03:02,000 -I know. Nina Guarino. -Not another stalker. 1412 01:03:02,080 --> 01:03:03,080 No. 1413 01:03:03,160 --> 01:03:05,840 You were in the same class as me. Four B at Montessori. 1414 01:03:05,920 --> 01:03:08,600 -Francesco Formisano! No way! -Uh-huh. 1415 01:03:08,680 --> 01:03:09,560 [Nina laughs] 1416 01:03:09,640 --> 01:03:11,520 You were top of the class. What happened to you? 1417 01:03:11,600 --> 01:03:13,440 Got a degree in Cultural Heritage Preservation. 1418 01:03:13,520 --> 01:03:15,680 -[Nicola] Who gives a rat's ass? -[Simone] Stop! 1419 01:03:15,760 --> 01:03:16,840 The pay wasn't that great. 1420 01:03:16,920 --> 01:03:18,680 What did you end up doing? 1421 01:03:18,760 --> 01:03:19,800 Oh, that's a long story. 1422 01:03:19,880 --> 01:03:21,480 Well, why don't you tell me? 1423 01:03:22,160 --> 01:03:23,440 Who is that guy? 1424 01:03:23,520 --> 01:03:26,840 -Okay, well, can we get a beer? -[dancer] I should think so. 1425 01:03:26,920 --> 01:03:29,040 -What the fuck just happened? -No idea. 1426 01:03:29,120 --> 01:03:31,880 Oh, Jacopo. What's wrong, dude? 1427 01:03:31,960 --> 01:03:33,560 That just made me so sad. 1428 01:03:33,640 --> 01:03:36,440 I know. There's always something sad about a striptease. 1429 01:03:36,520 --> 01:03:39,480 Yeah, but I've never been sad while getting an erection. 1430 01:03:40,080 --> 01:03:41,160 You've got an erection? 1431 01:03:42,960 --> 01:03:45,320 Okay. Stop staring at me then, bro. Go fuck yourself. 1432 01:03:45,400 --> 01:03:47,240 I am the groom here, by the way. 1433 01:03:47,320 --> 01:03:48,720 [laughs] Pleased to meet you. 1434 01:03:48,800 --> 01:03:50,240 I was kidding you, Gianni! 1435 01:03:50,320 --> 01:03:54,840 Hey, guys! Oh, buddies of mine, guess what? 1436 01:03:54,920 --> 01:03:58,920 -[Nicola] What? -Jacopo's got a little surprise for you! 1437 01:03:59,680 --> 01:04:01,560 -Ta-da! -Oh! 1438 01:04:02,520 --> 01:04:04,640 -Apricots? -Mm-hm. 1439 01:04:04,720 --> 01:04:07,320 Are you crazy, or what? Why would you bring apricots here? 1440 01:04:07,400 --> 01:04:08,960 Man, I can't handle them like I used to. 1441 01:04:09,040 --> 01:04:10,840 The last time I took them was 12 years ago 1442 01:04:10,920 --> 01:04:12,920 when we took them on the train trip to Amsterdam. 1443 01:04:13,000 --> 01:04:15,720 -Remember? -When we saw Jesus Christ in Voldenpark. 1444 01:04:15,800 --> 01:04:17,480 -Vondelpark! -I was stoned as shit. 1445 01:04:17,560 --> 01:04:20,880 Yes, these are the same ones. The ones from 12 years ago. 1446 01:04:20,960 --> 01:04:23,440 I was saving them for a special occasion. 1447 01:04:23,520 --> 01:04:26,200 Then why didn't you bring them to my bachelor party? 1448 01:04:26,280 --> 01:04:29,320 -I said "special occasion," Nicola. -All we did was go bowling. 1449 01:04:29,400 --> 01:04:31,960 Fuck off. It's the only sport I'm good at, okay? 1450 01:04:32,040 --> 01:04:34,640 -Jesus Murphy! -Who wants to have some fun? 1451 01:04:34,720 --> 01:04:35,800 [dancers] I do! 1452 01:04:35,880 --> 01:04:37,680 I do, I do. You? 1453 01:04:37,760 --> 01:04:39,840 [all] Yeah, I do, I do, I do! 1454 01:04:39,920 --> 01:04:41,320 [judge] Wait a second. 1455 01:04:41,400 --> 01:04:43,920 I assume these so-called apricots you're talking about 1456 01:04:44,000 --> 01:04:46,040 are really hallucinogenic mushrooms, right? 1457 01:04:46,120 --> 01:04:46,960 [Jacopo] No… 1458 01:04:47,040 --> 01:04:50,720 No, no, no, no, no, no. They were only shiitakes. 1459 01:04:50,800 --> 01:04:53,160 -Or oyster. -[judge] Put this in their statement. 1460 01:04:53,240 --> 01:04:54,720 "Consumed hallucinogens." 1461 01:04:56,200 --> 01:04:57,560 [distorted music playing] 1462 01:04:58,280 --> 01:05:01,000 [swallowing and chewing sounds echoing] 1463 01:05:01,920 --> 01:05:03,360 [dancer sighs] 1464 01:05:04,720 --> 01:05:07,440 -[train horn blows] -[brakes squealing] 1465 01:05:17,240 --> 01:05:19,240 ["Sue Me" by Tiger & Woods playing] 1466 01:05:23,960 --> 01:05:25,960 [exhales slowly] 1467 01:05:49,800 --> 01:05:50,920 [distorted laughter] 1468 01:05:52,560 --> 01:05:54,560 [distorted screaming and laughing] 1469 01:06:00,400 --> 01:06:01,720 Yeah! 1470 01:06:01,800 --> 01:06:03,360 -Whoo! -["Sue Me" cuts out] 1471 01:06:03,440 --> 01:06:05,560 They're not kicking in at all, are they? 1472 01:06:05,640 --> 01:06:08,600 -Fuck! For sure, they're not. -[Nicola] I don't feel anything. [grunts] 1473 01:06:09,560 --> 01:06:12,240 -Yeah! -Hey, why don't we play that truth game? 1474 01:06:12,320 --> 01:06:14,480 [Nicola] Because it's not a game! 1475 01:06:14,560 --> 01:06:16,480 -[glass shatters] -Yeah, but it's safer. 1476 01:06:16,560 --> 01:06:20,440 -[Nicola] Boo! -[Federico] Come on, please! Let's play! 1477 01:06:20,520 --> 01:06:25,040 -I love this game. -[Nicola shouting] Let's play! 1478 01:06:25,120 --> 01:06:26,880 -[Gianni] Let's play! -[all laughing] 1479 01:06:28,880 --> 01:06:35,240 -[all] Olé! -[all pounding on table] 1480 01:06:39,520 --> 01:06:42,440 I locked myself in the house the day I was supposed to graduate 1481 01:06:42,520 --> 01:06:45,240 because I'd only taken two exams in seven years. 1482 01:06:46,600 --> 01:06:47,720 [gentle music playing] 1483 01:06:48,360 --> 01:06:55,360 -[all] Olé! -[all pounding on table] 1484 01:06:58,680 --> 01:07:00,040 I, uh… [sniffles] 1485 01:07:00,560 --> 01:07:02,400 I think I'm gonna stop taking drugs from now on. 1486 01:07:02,480 --> 01:07:05,160 [scoffs, laughing] 1487 01:07:05,240 --> 01:07:07,640 [clears throat] You just gave us a shit ton of mushrooms. 1488 01:07:10,080 --> 01:07:11,080 As of tomorrow. 1489 01:07:11,160 --> 01:07:12,720 [all laughing] 1490 01:07:12,800 --> 01:07:13,680 Good idea. 1491 01:07:13,760 --> 01:07:14,880 [dancer laughs] 1492 01:07:15,640 --> 01:07:21,080 -[all] Olé! -[all pounding on table] 1493 01:07:21,680 --> 01:07:23,360 Oh, it's me. Okay. 1494 01:07:23,440 --> 01:07:24,720 All right… 1495 01:07:25,320 --> 01:07:28,040 So, uh, I've… [exhales] 1496 01:07:28,120 --> 01:07:31,800 I've never told my parents that I was, um… 1497 01:07:33,720 --> 01:07:35,040 I've never said… 1498 01:07:36,080 --> 01:07:39,280 I've never told my parents that I was gay, 1499 01:07:39,360 --> 01:07:41,280 and now I'm petrified to tell them, 1500 01:07:41,360 --> 01:07:45,000 because my father, who is 72 now, has two pacemakers, 1501 01:07:45,080 --> 01:07:47,160 and I think it might give him a heart attack. 1502 01:07:47,240 --> 01:07:48,720 Hey, I'll tell him for ya! 1503 01:07:48,800 --> 01:07:52,040 [all laughing] 1504 01:07:58,880 --> 01:08:04,480 -[all] Olé! -[all pounding on table] 1505 01:08:06,800 --> 01:08:08,600 Okay, I really miss my wife a lot. 1506 01:08:08,680 --> 01:08:10,400 -[Gianni] No… -Aw, honey. 1507 01:08:10,480 --> 01:08:12,840 I even miss the death stare she used to give me 1508 01:08:12,920 --> 01:08:14,920 when she threatened to kill me. 1509 01:08:15,000 --> 01:08:17,320 I'm just kidding! I had you going there. 1510 01:08:17,400 --> 01:08:20,360 -I don't give a rat's ass about my wife! -Facts! Stop. 1511 01:08:20,440 --> 01:08:26,800 -[all] Olé! -[all pounding on table] 1512 01:08:31,520 --> 01:08:32,960 I cheated on Bianca. 1513 01:08:33,040 --> 01:08:34,080 [music fades out] 1514 01:08:35,160 --> 01:08:39,240 [men] Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa… 1515 01:08:41,080 --> 01:08:43,320 But, uh, why the hell didn't you tell me this, bro? 1516 01:08:43,400 --> 01:08:45,600 -I was going to. -[Federico] Hey, uh, hold on a second. 1517 01:08:45,680 --> 01:08:49,440 Now we want to know everything. Who it was, where, and how often? 1518 01:08:49,520 --> 01:08:52,120 Some girl, a while ago. It was a stupid mistake. 1519 01:08:53,880 --> 01:08:56,000 -Oh… -[Gianni pounding on table] 1520 01:08:56,080 --> 01:08:57,440 [others joining in awkwardly] 1521 01:08:57,520 --> 01:08:58,480 Just a minute. 1522 01:08:58,560 --> 01:08:59,520 [pounding stops] 1523 01:08:59,600 --> 01:09:00,960 [whistle blows] 1524 01:09:01,040 --> 01:09:02,680 [electrical buzzing] 1525 01:09:02,760 --> 01:09:04,560 I wanna watch this one again. 1526 01:09:04,640 --> 01:09:06,120 I need to rewind this. 1527 01:09:08,080 --> 01:09:10,240 -[Andrea, distorted] Simone? -[Simone, distorted] Hello. 1528 01:09:10,320 --> 01:09:12,880 Would you like to have dinner with me? 1529 01:09:12,960 --> 01:09:14,800 -[Andrea] Right now? -[toilet flushing] 1530 01:09:14,880 --> 01:09:15,920 [friends cheering] 1531 01:09:16,000 --> 01:09:18,440 [Federico] Why didn't you say something? Why didn't you tell me? 1532 01:09:18,520 --> 01:09:19,880 [Gianni] I was going to. 1533 01:09:19,960 --> 01:09:21,000 What's he doing? 1534 01:09:21,080 --> 01:09:25,200 Uh, I think he's watching… he's watching his life on imaginary VAR footage. 1535 01:09:25,280 --> 01:09:26,600 [Nicola] I wanna light a fire! 1536 01:09:26,680 --> 01:09:29,760 I'm so sorry for doubting you, drugs, you're the best! Ha! 1537 01:09:30,280 --> 01:09:32,360 [smooches, laughs] 1538 01:09:32,440 --> 01:09:34,800 -I'm a lantern! Look at me burn! -[dancer] Fly! 1539 01:09:35,680 --> 01:09:38,240 -I'm a Chinese lantern! -[dancer squeals, laughs] 1540 01:09:38,320 --> 01:09:40,320 [Simone] Would you like to have dinner with me? 1541 01:09:40,400 --> 01:09:42,440 -[Andrea, echoing] Right now? -[toilet flushing] 1542 01:09:42,520 --> 01:09:44,600 What the fuck have you done, guys? Come on! 1543 01:09:44,680 --> 01:09:46,960 I saw the Benassi rug at Andrea's. 1544 01:09:47,040 --> 01:09:48,000 -[groaning] -Huh? 1545 01:09:48,080 --> 01:09:51,040 I saw the Benassi rug at Andrea's. [moans] 1546 01:09:51,120 --> 01:09:53,400 -[cell phone ringing] -[Jacopo] Let's make more fire! 1547 01:09:54,520 --> 01:09:55,480 Yes, hello? 1548 01:09:55,560 --> 01:09:57,120 Hi, honey. Yeah. 1549 01:09:57,200 --> 01:09:59,400 Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm having a good time. Uh… 1550 01:09:59,480 --> 01:10:01,520 It's just a… a usual bachelor party. 1551 01:10:01,600 --> 01:10:03,600 No, no! There are no girls here, my love. 1552 01:10:03,680 --> 01:10:05,720 God, she's already getting on my fucking nerves! 1553 01:10:06,640 --> 01:10:10,680 [Nicola] We're gonna light this place up like a fucking birthday cake! 1554 01:10:10,760 --> 01:10:12,280 -Yeah! -[dancers squealing] 1555 01:10:12,360 --> 01:10:13,680 [Gianni] Simone? 1556 01:10:13,760 --> 01:10:15,360 Simone? 1557 01:10:15,440 --> 01:10:18,160 -Listen, I need to tell you something. -[Simone sighs] 1558 01:10:19,480 --> 01:10:20,360 I do too. 1559 01:10:22,360 --> 01:10:25,080 Uh… you go first, go on. 1560 01:10:27,800 --> 01:10:30,920 Ugh. I know you cheated on Bianca with Andrea. 1561 01:10:31,000 --> 01:10:33,760 -[breathing shakily] -[melancholy music playing] 1562 01:10:37,240 --> 01:10:39,200 I was a shitty friend to you, I know. 1563 01:10:39,840 --> 01:10:42,720 -Look. Please forgive me. Come on. -[Simone laughs dryly] 1564 01:10:42,800 --> 01:10:43,880 Don't, Simone. 1565 01:10:43,960 --> 01:10:45,880 Simone, what're doing? You crying? 1566 01:10:45,960 --> 01:10:48,000 -Hey, Simone. -[Simone laughing] 1567 01:10:49,640 --> 01:10:50,520 [sniffles] 1568 01:10:54,880 --> 01:10:56,680 -[judge] And then? -[Simone inhales deeply] 1569 01:10:56,760 --> 01:10:58,040 Your Honor, we have-- 1570 01:10:58,640 --> 01:11:00,560 That's when you grabbed the cup. 1571 01:11:00,640 --> 01:11:03,240 Your fingerprints are all over it, Mr. Pascale. 1572 01:11:04,120 --> 01:11:05,880 Well, then, I must've grabbed it. 1573 01:11:10,080 --> 01:11:11,400 [female voice] Simone? 1574 01:11:11,480 --> 01:11:13,120 [suspenseful music playing] 1575 01:11:13,200 --> 01:11:14,040 Simone! 1576 01:11:17,640 --> 01:11:18,640 It's me. 1577 01:11:20,480 --> 01:11:22,560 You really are a loser, you know that? 1578 01:11:23,440 --> 01:11:26,600 Look, you've never won me once. You probably never will. 1579 01:11:26,680 --> 01:11:27,960 I mean, let's face it. 1580 01:11:30,840 --> 01:11:31,800 No. 1581 01:11:31,880 --> 01:11:33,360 You don't have a face. 1582 01:11:35,280 --> 01:11:37,320 Simone, that's a figure of speech. [laughs] 1583 01:11:37,400 --> 01:11:39,560 Now, let's see what happened. 1584 01:11:39,640 --> 01:11:42,400 [judge] You grabbed the cup and hit him with it, right? 1585 01:11:42,480 --> 01:11:44,840 -Excuse me, Your Honor, I-- -Not now, Spataro. 1586 01:11:45,400 --> 01:11:47,720 You hated him in that moment, didn't you? 1587 01:11:47,800 --> 01:11:51,600 You wanted payback for all those years you lost at fantasy football. 1588 01:11:51,680 --> 01:11:54,680 And then there was the fling with this lady, so you killed him. 1589 01:11:54,760 --> 01:11:55,720 Isn't that right? 1590 01:11:56,200 --> 01:11:57,600 Let me get this straight. 1591 01:11:57,680 --> 01:12:01,800 So your best friend in the whole world fucked the woman you are in love with? 1592 01:12:01,880 --> 01:12:02,960 Wow. 1593 01:12:03,040 --> 01:12:06,280 I may not be the Champion's League Cup, but I know my stuff. 1594 01:12:06,360 --> 01:12:07,960 You're a loser. Always will be. 1595 01:12:11,440 --> 01:12:12,280 [Gianni] Simone? 1596 01:12:15,760 --> 01:12:16,680 Are you okay? 1597 01:12:17,360 --> 01:12:20,040 [chuckling] 1598 01:12:20,120 --> 01:12:20,960 No. 1599 01:12:22,120 --> 01:12:23,840 No, I'm not okay at all. 1600 01:12:24,360 --> 01:12:26,480 [Federico] It would be best if you confessed. 1601 01:12:27,960 --> 01:12:29,320 [judge] Confess. 1602 01:12:29,400 --> 01:12:31,480 Simone, you'll feel better if you do. 1603 01:12:33,440 --> 01:12:35,040 I really wanted to make him pay. 1604 01:12:36,040 --> 01:12:38,320 [judge] And did you? Tell us the truth. 1605 01:12:39,240 --> 01:12:42,200 [Simone] I've lost my best friend today… [chuckles] 1606 01:12:44,480 --> 01:12:47,440 You fucking piece of shit! I'll kill you! 1607 01:12:47,520 --> 01:12:51,000 Okay, Your Honor, so I guess I kinda turned into an animal. 1608 01:12:51,080 --> 01:12:53,040 I started hitting him as hard as I could. 1609 01:12:53,120 --> 01:12:55,760 I was pulverizing him like I was a ferocious beast! 1610 01:12:57,120 --> 01:12:58,000 And then, 1611 01:12:59,360 --> 01:13:00,560 everything went black. 1612 01:13:02,640 --> 01:13:05,120 Must've blocked it out. Happens sometimes, right? 1613 01:13:10,520 --> 01:13:12,680 Are you ready to make a confession now? 1614 01:13:14,120 --> 01:13:15,000 Yes. 1615 01:13:16,360 --> 01:13:17,280 Pay up. 1616 01:13:20,000 --> 01:13:22,680 I can't believe it, man. You guys are such jerks. 1617 01:13:22,760 --> 01:13:26,240 -Did you really bet on him being guilty? -I actually went all-in on Francesco. 1618 01:13:26,320 --> 01:13:28,200 -Why me, asshole? -[Jacopo] I'll tell you why. 1619 01:13:28,280 --> 01:13:31,160 You leave your house after seven years, suddenly someone's missing. 1620 01:13:31,240 --> 01:13:33,360 I don't know, that sounds pretty suspicious to me. 1621 01:13:33,440 --> 01:13:34,440 [judge] Enough! 1622 01:13:34,520 --> 01:13:35,760 Ma'am, this is important. 1623 01:13:36,880 --> 01:13:39,120 -What is it? -We found the main security camera. 1624 01:13:39,200 --> 01:13:41,800 This is the footage from the events of that night. 1625 01:13:41,880 --> 01:13:45,400 This is vitally important, Spataro. Why didn't you tell me before? Let's see. 1626 01:13:46,600 --> 01:13:50,400 [intriguing music playing] 1627 01:13:54,640 --> 01:13:57,840 [Simone] I lost my best friend today. [chuckles] 1628 01:13:59,960 --> 01:14:02,840 You fucking piece of shit! I'll kill you! 1629 01:14:03,880 --> 01:14:06,920 [dramatic opera music playing] 1630 01:14:23,640 --> 01:14:25,560 [Federico] Wow! [laughing] 1631 01:14:25,640 --> 01:14:27,000 Oh, hold on. Wait, wait. 1632 01:14:27,080 --> 01:14:29,880 Hey, Rizzo, what did he say? Simone. What did he say he did? 1633 01:14:29,960 --> 01:14:32,840 "I started hitting him as hard as I could. I was pulverizing him." 1634 01:14:32,920 --> 01:14:34,320 No, no. The other thing… 1635 01:14:34,400 --> 01:14:38,040 -"Like I was a ferocious beast." -That's it! "Like a ferocious beast." 1636 01:14:38,120 --> 01:14:40,000 [all laughing] 1637 01:14:40,080 --> 01:14:41,120 What an idiot. 1638 01:14:43,680 --> 01:14:47,280 [all exclaiming] 1639 01:14:47,360 --> 01:14:49,360 [dramatic opera music continues] 1640 01:14:52,520 --> 01:14:54,640 Wow! That must've hurt! 1641 01:14:56,760 --> 01:14:58,760 -[Simone] He's alive. -[Francesco] He's still alive. 1642 01:14:58,840 --> 01:15:00,600 -He's alive, look! -[Simone blows air] 1643 01:15:00,680 --> 01:15:02,960 -See? I told you not to make a confession. -There you go. 1644 01:15:03,040 --> 01:15:04,200 [Spataro] There's more. 1645 01:15:10,120 --> 01:15:12,120 -[Jacopo] This when they fuck? -[Spataro] They fuck? 1646 01:15:12,200 --> 01:15:14,320 If they do, you owe me 20 more euros. 1647 01:15:21,520 --> 01:15:22,920 [music fades out] 1648 01:15:24,160 --> 01:15:25,960 He loves you. 1649 01:15:27,840 --> 01:15:30,240 ["Oct 33" by Black Pumas playing] 1650 01:15:38,440 --> 01:15:41,480 ♪ I've got your number, lonely ♪ 1651 01:15:41,560 --> 01:15:43,320 ♪ October 33 ♪ 1652 01:15:44,680 --> 01:15:47,240 ♪ I wear it on my soul's back ♪ 1653 01:15:47,320 --> 01:15:49,920 ♪ Like, fair, fair, fair ♪ 1654 01:15:50,840 --> 01:15:53,480 ♪ And I can hear the brass ring… ♪ 1655 01:15:53,560 --> 01:15:55,880 -The fuck's he doing? -Look, shut the fuck up. 1656 01:15:56,880 --> 01:15:59,760 ♪ Where you once felt a cold breeze ♪ 1657 01:15:59,840 --> 01:16:01,840 ♪ Think it was Halloween ♪ 1658 01:16:03,040 --> 01:16:05,800 ♪ I've got your number, lonely ♪ 1659 01:16:05,880 --> 01:16:07,880 ♪ October 33 ♪ 1660 01:16:10,240 --> 01:16:12,320 ♪ That's cold facts ♪ 1661 01:16:12,400 --> 01:16:14,480 ♪ Fair, fair, fair… ♪ 1662 01:16:14,560 --> 01:16:15,760 No… No, no, no, no. 1663 01:16:15,840 --> 01:16:17,800 Wait, wait, wait, wait. What the fuck? 1664 01:16:17,880 --> 01:16:21,040 No! Come on. Why'd he only draw one on me? 1665 01:16:21,120 --> 01:16:22,960 Because you like dicks. [laughs] 1666 01:16:23,040 --> 01:16:27,760 ♪ Hold me now, like you know my plight ♪ 1667 01:16:27,840 --> 01:16:29,560 ♪ Got your number ♪ 1668 01:16:34,720 --> 01:16:35,960 ♪ I do ♪ 1669 01:16:38,360 --> 01:16:40,160 [Simone] Wait. Is he writing something? 1670 01:16:40,960 --> 01:16:42,000 Watch this. 1671 01:16:42,080 --> 01:16:43,200 ♪ Alone in the back ♪ 1672 01:16:44,240 --> 01:16:46,560 ♪ I'm sending love where you're at ♪ 1673 01:16:50,000 --> 01:16:51,400 ♪ I do ♪ 1674 01:16:52,120 --> 01:16:54,760 ♪ I've got your number, lonely ♪ 1675 01:16:55,400 --> 01:16:57,280 ♪ October 33 ♪ 1676 01:16:58,600 --> 01:17:00,720 ♪ Your love's my only good thing ♪ 1677 01:17:01,440 --> 01:17:02,520 ♪ Like, fair, fair, fair ♪ 1678 01:17:02,600 --> 01:17:05,200 Mr. Pascale, please empty that pocket carefully. 1679 01:17:05,280 --> 01:17:07,680 ♪ So, help me hear the bird sing ♪ 1680 01:17:07,760 --> 01:17:10,160 ♪ I'll help you capture your dream ♪ 1681 01:17:10,800 --> 01:17:13,280 ♪ Let's see it in the present ♪ 1682 01:17:13,880 --> 01:17:15,360 ♪ And try to let it be ♪ 1683 01:17:16,960 --> 01:17:19,920 ♪ I've got your number, lonely ♪ 1684 01:17:20,000 --> 01:17:22,000 ♪ October 33 ♪ 1685 01:17:23,080 --> 01:17:24,080 ♪ I'm knockin'… ♪ 1686 01:17:24,160 --> 01:17:27,360 "I would like to quote one of the greatest thinkers of our times." 1687 01:17:27,880 --> 01:17:31,160 "'Strong men, and strong destinies.'" 1688 01:17:31,240 --> 01:17:32,480 Guy's an asshole. 1689 01:17:33,240 --> 01:17:35,840 "Today, I realized that I am not meant to get married, 1690 01:17:35,920 --> 01:17:38,200 have children, or live in a semi-detached house 1691 01:17:38,280 --> 01:17:42,400 where it's so quiet, that if you fart, the neighbors will buzz you in." 1692 01:17:42,480 --> 01:17:45,080 "With love, Gianni." God. What a piece of shit, man. 1693 01:17:45,160 --> 01:17:46,000 Oh, well. 1694 01:17:46,080 --> 01:17:47,000 Funny, though. 1695 01:17:47,080 --> 01:17:48,560 It's a nice letter. 1696 01:17:48,640 --> 01:17:49,560 Whatever. 1697 01:17:49,640 --> 01:17:50,840 Just wasted our time. 1698 01:17:50,920 --> 01:17:52,840 [Simone] Could've been looking for Gianni instead. 1699 01:17:52,920 --> 01:17:53,760 Come on. Let's go. 1700 01:17:53,840 --> 01:17:56,440 [Jacopo] Uh, Morabito, can we get our coats back now? 1701 01:17:56,520 --> 01:17:58,720 -[Federico] Rizzo, are you on Tinder? -[Rizzo] Stop it. 1702 01:18:00,640 --> 01:18:02,920 Simone? Simone, listen. 1703 01:18:03,000 --> 01:18:05,560 -It wasn't supposed to happen like this. -Can we not talk about it? 1704 01:18:05,640 --> 01:18:07,880 It'd be great if we never brought it up again, thanks. 1705 01:18:07,960 --> 01:18:10,000 -I want to apologize, okay? -You're sorry? 1706 01:18:10,080 --> 01:18:13,040 I should be sorry because my life was fucking perfect before I met you. 1707 01:18:13,120 --> 01:18:14,920 -It really was. -What are you saying? 1708 01:18:15,000 --> 01:18:17,040 You spent 15 years lying on a couch. 1709 01:18:17,680 --> 01:18:20,640 Okay, you're right. It was pretty awful, but I was doing fine. 1710 01:18:20,720 --> 01:18:23,240 Now it's just plain awful, and that's all because of you. 1711 01:18:23,320 --> 01:18:24,520 -Because of me? -Yes. 1712 01:18:25,040 --> 01:18:26,960 Well, you wanna know what you are? 1713 01:18:27,040 --> 01:18:29,120 You're the champion of fantasy-assholes! 1714 01:18:30,640 --> 01:18:33,480 See, if you hadn't been the champion of fantasy-assholes, 1715 01:18:34,360 --> 01:18:37,400 you would've come to eat frozen pizza at my place that night. 1716 01:18:37,920 --> 01:18:40,520 And I'd have seen what you look like when you make love. 1717 01:18:41,120 --> 01:18:44,400 [inhales] But, unfortunately, you're the champion of fantasy-assholes. 1718 01:18:44,480 --> 01:18:45,360 Okay, I get it. 1719 01:18:45,440 --> 01:18:46,280 [Andrea inhales] 1720 01:18:47,120 --> 01:18:49,560 And unfortunately, Gianni came to my place one night. 1721 01:18:49,640 --> 01:18:52,520 I mean, the guy had a big, beautiful expiry date stamped on him, 1722 01:18:52,600 --> 01:18:53,880 just like a tourist visa. 1723 01:18:54,720 --> 01:18:56,800 I could've never fallen in love with him. 1724 01:18:58,000 --> 01:18:59,160 You, on the other hand… 1725 01:19:02,480 --> 01:19:03,520 [car horn honks] 1726 01:19:05,520 --> 01:19:07,920 Ah, well, fuck you, Simone. [whimpers] 1727 01:19:11,880 --> 01:19:13,880 [melancholy music playing] 1728 01:19:21,800 --> 01:19:23,760 [Nicola] Hey, aren't you worried, guys? 1729 01:19:23,840 --> 01:19:27,040 About an asshole who ran away while quoting Spalletti? 1730 01:19:27,120 --> 01:19:29,680 -Aren't you the least bit worried? -[Simone] What for? 1731 01:19:29,760 --> 01:19:32,160 Gianni always lands on his feet. Probably somewhere in Bolivia. 1732 01:19:32,240 --> 01:19:33,960 -You're not worried at all? -Why would we be? 1733 01:19:34,040 --> 01:19:36,240 Because Gianni can be very unreliable, that's why. 1734 01:19:36,920 --> 01:19:40,120 Mind you, I totally get why he wanted to run away. 1735 01:19:40,200 --> 01:19:42,480 There's been a lot written on the very subject, you know? 1736 01:19:42,560 --> 01:19:44,360 The Praise of Flight by Henri Laborit… 1737 01:19:44,440 --> 01:19:45,400 Oh… 1738 01:19:45,480 --> 01:19:46,960 Now, stop it. 1739 01:19:47,040 --> 01:19:48,880 Look, the reason I'm bringing all this up 1740 01:19:48,960 --> 01:19:52,600 is how the fuck are we gonna arrange our fantasy football league for next year? 1741 01:19:52,680 --> 01:19:53,720 Without Gianni. 1742 01:19:53,800 --> 01:19:54,840 Maybe Andrea… 1743 01:19:54,920 --> 01:19:57,280 -Yoko Ono. -[Nicola and Jacopo] We're two short. 1744 01:19:57,360 --> 01:19:59,280 -I'm gonna kill myself. -[all] Three! 1745 01:19:59,360 --> 01:20:00,640 Guys, we can't go there. 1746 01:20:00,720 --> 01:20:02,360 -[Francesco] No, come on. -[Jacopo] Yeah. 1747 01:20:05,840 --> 01:20:07,960 -[Nicola] We've got a problem. -[Simone] It's raining! 1748 01:20:08,040 --> 01:20:09,480 -[Nicola] Shh. -What? 1749 01:20:09,560 --> 01:20:10,440 Shit! 1750 01:20:13,960 --> 01:20:15,800 [Simone] Hide, hide! Am I hidden? 1751 01:20:15,880 --> 01:20:16,720 [Bianca sighs] 1752 01:20:20,160 --> 01:20:22,040 [exhales heavily] 1753 01:20:23,680 --> 01:20:24,880 Tequila, please. 1754 01:20:29,080 --> 01:20:31,160 Yes, I am the bitch who got dumped at the altar. 1755 01:20:31,240 --> 01:20:32,240 Just give me the tequila. 1756 01:20:32,920 --> 01:20:33,760 Thank you. 1757 01:20:37,240 --> 01:20:38,080 [sighs] 1758 01:20:50,680 --> 01:20:51,880 I see you there. 1759 01:20:58,600 --> 01:20:59,760 So pathetic. 1760 01:21:09,240 --> 01:21:10,160 Simone? 1761 01:21:11,600 --> 01:21:12,640 Ah. 1762 01:21:15,480 --> 01:21:16,640 Hm. 1763 01:21:17,560 --> 01:21:19,600 Uh, I was just looking for, uh… 1764 01:21:19,680 --> 01:21:21,160 Your dignity, perhaps? 1765 01:21:21,960 --> 01:21:23,560 Listen. If you're here to insult me, 1766 01:21:23,640 --> 01:21:25,680 maybe we should set up an appointment for next week. 1767 01:21:25,760 --> 01:21:26,600 [Bianca] Ah. 1768 01:21:26,680 --> 01:21:28,360 Yesterday wasn't exactly a great day for me. 1769 01:21:28,440 --> 01:21:29,720 Oh, it wasn't? 1770 01:21:29,800 --> 01:21:32,120 Because mine was stupendous. 1771 01:21:32,200 --> 01:21:33,360 Fantastic. 1772 01:21:34,240 --> 01:21:35,960 I've never liked you, Simone. No. 1773 01:21:36,040 --> 01:21:37,000 Never. 1774 01:21:37,080 --> 01:21:40,000 You talk and talk, but you never make any fucking sense. 1775 01:21:41,000 --> 01:21:42,880 Look, I didn't come here to insult you. 1776 01:21:42,960 --> 01:21:44,160 Doesn't seem so. 1777 01:21:50,080 --> 01:21:51,720 I just wanna know where the fuck he is. 1778 01:21:55,760 --> 01:21:57,000 [Nicola] Listen, Bianca. 1779 01:21:57,600 --> 01:21:58,880 I'm so sorry. 1780 01:21:58,960 --> 01:22:00,400 Yeah, you poor thing. 1781 01:22:00,480 --> 01:22:03,600 Poor thing? Poor thing? I'm not the poor thing here! 1782 01:22:04,240 --> 01:22:05,520 You are! 1783 01:22:05,600 --> 01:22:07,440 I'm the one who should feel sorry. 1784 01:22:08,040 --> 01:22:09,760 I could have fucked anyone. 1785 01:22:09,840 --> 01:22:12,560 I spent ten years of my life with that fucking asshole! 1786 01:22:13,160 --> 01:22:14,160 "Poor thing." 1787 01:22:15,680 --> 01:22:17,160 I mean, what the hell? 1788 01:22:17,240 --> 01:22:19,520 Don't you think I had my doubts too? 1789 01:22:19,600 --> 01:22:22,640 You think my main goal in life, my biggest dream, was to get married, 1790 01:22:22,720 --> 01:22:25,160 buy a house in the middle of fucking nowhere, 1791 01:22:25,240 --> 01:22:27,000 and have a mortgage for 30 years? 1792 01:22:27,080 --> 01:22:28,000 Huh? 1793 01:22:28,600 --> 01:22:32,360 Spending weekends next to an asshole who's constantly on his phone 1794 01:22:32,440 --> 01:22:35,280 checking an app to see if there's a change in his player ratings? 1795 01:22:35,360 --> 01:22:37,520 I mean, why would you do that?! 1796 01:22:37,600 --> 01:22:39,040 [Nicola] I'll tell you exactly why. 1797 01:22:39,120 --> 01:22:41,600 Because if your player goes up even half a point more, 1798 01:22:41,680 --> 01:22:42,680 it releases endorphins-- 1799 01:22:42,760 --> 01:22:44,680 He's an asshole, okay? An asshole. 1800 01:22:44,760 --> 01:22:46,040 [Nicola mutters] 1801 01:22:46,720 --> 01:22:49,360 Telling me it's a friend's birthday just so he can do what he wants. 1802 01:22:49,440 --> 01:22:52,120 Wow, that's a good one. You guys are so fucking smart. 1803 01:22:55,280 --> 01:22:57,760 He's the poor thing, running away in the night like Capello. 1804 01:22:57,840 --> 01:23:00,360 [friends exclaiming] 1805 01:23:00,440 --> 01:23:01,440 Uh… 1806 01:23:01,520 --> 01:23:03,000 That's a good one. 1807 01:23:03,080 --> 01:23:04,480 [scoffs] You see? 1808 01:23:05,080 --> 01:23:08,160 [sniffles] After ten years, I know who that Capello guy is. 1809 01:23:08,840 --> 01:23:11,400 -[Nicola] That's great. -[Bianca] Not bad, huh? 1810 01:23:14,920 --> 01:23:16,160 So where the fuck is he? 1811 01:23:29,000 --> 01:23:31,760 Fantasy football doesn't keep you together. No. 1812 01:23:32,520 --> 01:23:34,760 -You guys are all-- -[Simone] Deserters. 1813 01:23:34,840 --> 01:23:37,320 [somber music playing] 1814 01:23:37,400 --> 01:23:39,440 We're a bunch of deserters. 1815 01:23:46,400 --> 01:23:48,440 When you're constantly running away from life, 1816 01:23:48,520 --> 01:23:50,760 you end up sleeping on a couch for 15 years. 1817 01:23:53,280 --> 01:23:55,760 You never finish anything you've started, be it a… 1818 01:23:56,280 --> 01:23:59,000 a film about zombies or a football game on the beach. 1819 01:23:59,080 --> 01:24:00,960 Tell me where the fuck he is now. 1820 01:24:15,520 --> 01:24:16,360 Thanks. 1821 01:24:19,720 --> 01:24:20,760 What an asshole. 1822 01:24:29,960 --> 01:24:31,080 [music fades] 1823 01:24:31,160 --> 01:24:32,560 [Simone] I know where he is. 1824 01:24:33,160 --> 01:24:34,800 ["Mykonos" by Strat playing] 1825 01:24:47,280 --> 01:24:49,120 Hey, guys, I need to go to a tanning salon 1826 01:24:49,200 --> 01:24:51,000 or my wife won't believe I went to Mykonos. 1827 01:24:51,080 --> 01:24:52,520 [Federico] It's fucking raining. 1828 01:25:01,040 --> 01:25:02,200 [Federico chuckles] 1829 01:25:03,040 --> 01:25:05,480 [Nicola] Mykonos. Can you smell the salty breeze? 1830 01:25:05,560 --> 01:25:07,680 [Federico] Stony Mykonos. 1831 01:25:07,760 --> 01:25:09,720 Feels a bit more like Copenhagen. 1832 01:25:10,240 --> 01:25:12,120 I'm already bored, guys. 1833 01:25:12,800 --> 01:25:16,080 -Let's go find Gianni, come on. -What makes you think he's here, guys? 1834 01:25:17,840 --> 01:25:18,680 Are you stupid? 1835 01:25:18,760 --> 01:25:21,840 You need to lock yourself in the house for seven more years. 1836 01:25:22,440 --> 01:25:25,240 Oh, I have memory issues, but you're way worse than I am. 1837 01:25:25,320 --> 01:25:26,600 Yeah, dumber than dumb. 1838 01:25:27,240 --> 01:25:29,240 Hey, come on. Let's go, okay? 1839 01:25:30,480 --> 01:25:32,480 ["Mykonos" continues] 1840 01:25:44,760 --> 01:25:46,800 [Jacopo] Do you know Gianni Martini? 1841 01:25:46,880 --> 01:25:48,520 [Nicola] I'm coming, I'm coming. 1842 01:25:48,600 --> 01:25:49,720 Why did you ask that? 1843 01:25:50,280 --> 01:25:52,040 [commentator] Talking about the tournament. 1844 01:25:52,120 --> 01:25:53,920 Fiorentina is coming off a couple of matches, 1845 01:25:54,000 --> 01:25:56,440 the ones against Juventus and Viktoria Plzeň, where they… 1846 01:25:56,520 --> 01:25:58,360 [cell phones chiming] 1847 01:25:59,480 --> 01:26:02,480 -[Simone] He sent in his Starting 11. -Yeah, it looks like he did. 1848 01:26:03,920 --> 01:26:05,000 [Nicola] Pfft. 1849 01:26:06,680 --> 01:26:08,800 [sports commentary continues indistinctly] 1850 01:26:11,400 --> 01:26:14,520 -[Jacopo] Piece of shit. -Look at him. Look, look. 1851 01:26:16,560 --> 01:26:19,000 -And we all thought he was dead! -[Jacopo] Yeah. 1852 01:26:20,840 --> 01:26:22,520 Gianni! 1853 01:26:25,080 --> 01:26:27,080 [dramatic music playing] 1854 01:26:27,600 --> 01:26:28,840 [commentator] Josep Martínez… 1855 01:26:29,920 --> 01:26:31,200 Hey, guys. 1856 01:26:32,560 --> 01:26:34,080 So, how did the wedding go? 1857 01:26:34,160 --> 01:26:36,400 Great, but I think you forgot this, you piece of shit. 1858 01:26:36,480 --> 01:26:38,840 You didn't like the appetizers? Well, we can talk about that. 1859 01:26:38,920 --> 01:26:40,560 -Yeah, let's talk. -Let's be calm about it. 1860 01:26:40,640 --> 01:26:42,960 -I'm calm. No? -[Gianni] Yeah, yeah. 1861 01:26:43,040 --> 01:26:45,840 -You nervous? You seem a little nervous. -No, no, no, no. 1862 01:26:45,920 --> 01:26:46,920 No, no, no, no, no. 1863 01:26:47,000 --> 01:26:49,760 No, let's talk. Let's talk about it. Let's talk about this! [screams] 1864 01:26:49,840 --> 01:26:53,440 -[Simone] We've talked about many things. -Oh! Hey. Hey! 1865 01:26:53,960 --> 01:26:57,000 You traveled 3,000 kilometers just to throw stuff at me? 1866 01:26:57,080 --> 01:26:58,920 It's not that far. 1,500, tops. 1867 01:26:59,000 --> 01:27:01,160 But I had to steal money from my grandma. 1868 01:27:01,240 --> 01:27:04,440 All right, all right. Wait, wait, wait! Give me another chance! 1869 01:27:05,240 --> 01:27:08,200 Like you did with Balotelli when he signed with Brescia. 1870 01:27:08,280 --> 01:27:09,480 You gave him another shot. 1871 01:27:09,560 --> 01:27:11,840 I thought going back home would do him some good! 1872 01:27:11,920 --> 01:27:13,840 -[patrons screaming] -[glass shattering] 1873 01:27:15,880 --> 01:27:17,320 And then you bought Iličić. 1874 01:27:18,080 --> 01:27:19,840 You leave Iličić alone. 1875 01:27:19,920 --> 01:27:22,600 -Remember when he was depressed? -Don't you dare mention his name! 1876 01:27:22,680 --> 01:27:24,800 -You leave him alone! -[glass shattering] 1877 01:27:26,160 --> 01:27:27,760 I just have one thing to say. 1878 01:27:28,600 --> 01:27:29,640 Mimmo Berardi. 1879 01:27:29,720 --> 01:27:31,720 No! Leave Berardi alone! 1880 01:27:31,800 --> 01:27:33,880 -That penalty kick Buffon stole… -Don't mention that! 1881 01:27:33,960 --> 01:27:36,040 That's what made you lose fantasy football that year. 1882 01:27:36,120 --> 01:27:37,280 He made you lose it. 1883 01:27:37,360 --> 01:27:38,560 [patrons exclaiming] 1884 01:27:41,160 --> 01:27:43,640 -[Federico] Is he dead? -[Simone] No, unfortunately not. 1885 01:27:44,560 --> 01:27:46,680 -He's alive. Ah, the scumbag. -You okay, there? 1886 01:27:46,760 --> 01:27:48,240 -[Gianni moans] -Hey, guys… 1887 01:27:48,320 --> 01:27:50,640 -[Gianni continues moaning] -[all talking angrily] 1888 01:27:52,360 --> 01:27:53,560 Give me my weed back! 1889 01:27:53,640 --> 01:27:55,920 ["An Gyriseis" by Tony134 and Stepper playing] 1890 01:28:00,600 --> 01:28:01,760 I'm gonna stay here. 1891 01:28:03,120 --> 01:28:03,960 What? 1892 01:28:04,480 --> 01:28:06,640 Yeah, yeah. Listen. I ran away, that's it. 1893 01:28:07,360 --> 01:28:09,240 Who says you need a suit and tie 1894 01:28:09,320 --> 01:28:11,520 and live in a big city to be successful, anyway? 1895 01:28:11,600 --> 01:28:13,520 I'll start making ouzo. I'll be fine. 1896 01:28:14,640 --> 01:28:16,280 Why don't you move here with me? 1897 01:28:18,240 --> 01:28:19,400 We make a good team. 1898 01:28:20,680 --> 01:28:24,160 Why do you think we were so happy to come here when we were teenagers? 1899 01:28:24,760 --> 01:28:27,480 Oh my God. Is this one of those questions only you can answer? 1900 01:28:28,560 --> 01:28:29,680 I don't know. 1901 01:28:29,760 --> 01:28:31,680 There was the sun, the sea, and all the girls. 1902 01:28:31,760 --> 01:28:33,240 -Come on, we were 20. -Yeah, the girls. 1903 01:28:33,320 --> 01:28:37,120 We spent most of the time watching them leave the clubs with other guys. 1904 01:28:38,400 --> 01:28:41,360 And making a list of all the things we'd do when we got older. 1905 01:28:41,880 --> 01:28:43,880 I haven't done a single one, by the way. 1906 01:28:46,720 --> 01:28:47,600 Simo… 1907 01:28:50,480 --> 01:28:52,120 Stop being a Cassano. 1908 01:28:52,680 --> 01:28:54,200 Be a Fabio Grosso. 1909 01:28:54,960 --> 01:28:56,520 [imitates scream] 1910 01:29:08,560 --> 01:29:10,360 You be Fabio Grosso too, my friend. 1911 01:29:15,800 --> 01:29:17,760 ["An Gyriseis" continues] 1912 01:29:20,080 --> 01:29:21,600 3 MONTHS LATER END OF SEPTEMBER 1913 01:29:21,680 --> 01:29:24,040 -[Jacopo] Hey, come on, hurry up! -[Simone] Yeah, yeah! 1914 01:29:25,200 --> 01:29:26,840 -Okay, let's start. -Make it fast. 1915 01:29:26,920 --> 01:29:27,920 -Yeah. -All righty! 1916 01:29:29,040 --> 01:29:32,280 The Auction draft starts at 1:43 p.m. 1917 01:29:32,800 --> 01:29:33,880 According to the rules, 1918 01:29:33,960 --> 01:29:37,840 the first player will be nominated by the sucker who lost last year. 1919 01:29:39,240 --> 01:29:41,520 -Gianni! -[all] Oh! Gianni! 1920 01:29:41,600 --> 01:29:45,320 After being dealt a grand total of 50 penalty points, 1921 01:29:45,400 --> 01:29:47,760 he ended up in last place, boys. 1922 01:29:47,840 --> 01:29:49,960 [all] Sucker! 1923 01:29:50,480 --> 01:29:52,440 Music, maestro! 1924 01:29:52,520 --> 01:29:54,840 One, two, three, four… 1925 01:29:55,480 --> 01:29:59,360 -[Jacopo playing "Dale Dale"] -[all humming along] 1926 01:30:09,160 --> 01:30:10,000 Olè! 1927 01:30:13,760 --> 01:30:15,120 Oh, fucking shit! 1928 01:30:16,400 --> 01:30:17,640 Hello, sweetie! 1929 01:30:17,720 --> 01:30:18,600 Tell me, tell me! 1930 01:30:18,680 --> 01:30:20,480 ["Guasto D'Amore" by Bresh plays] 1931 01:30:20,560 --> 01:30:22,560 [Nicole] I'm working, but you can tell me anyhow! 1932 01:30:23,200 --> 01:30:25,840 No, the conference just ended. I can't hear ya… 1933 01:31:12,320 --> 01:31:14,560 Honey, I am so sorry. I screwed up big time. 1934 01:31:14,640 --> 01:31:17,240 I'll let you choose the starting 11 in fantasy football. 1935 01:31:17,320 --> 01:31:18,160 No fucking way. 1936 01:31:19,040 --> 01:31:22,480 Um… Honey, I am so sorry. I am such a dickhead. 1937 01:31:22,560 --> 01:31:23,920 Yeah, she'll like that one. 1938 01:31:25,840 --> 01:31:27,600 [doorbell ringing] 1939 01:31:29,840 --> 01:31:31,480 -Honey, I am so sorry. -Oh my God. 1940 01:31:31,560 --> 01:31:33,280 -[man] Who is it, babe? -Please, I… 1941 01:31:36,920 --> 01:31:38,240 Pavoletti. 1942 01:31:40,360 --> 01:31:41,400 You mind? Huh. 1943 01:31:43,680 --> 01:31:45,680 -[inhales] -[camera clicking] 1944 01:31:47,200 --> 01:31:48,040 Thank you. 1945 01:31:51,000 --> 01:31:53,160 -Go back to what you were doing. -Ciao. 1946 01:31:53,240 --> 01:31:55,600 I touched Pavoletti! 1947 01:31:56,160 --> 01:31:57,760 Dad, Mom, 1948 01:31:58,560 --> 01:31:59,960 I'm a homosexual. 1949 01:32:00,040 --> 01:32:01,840 Really? Welcome to the club! 1950 01:32:01,920 --> 01:32:03,920 -[mother gasping] -[body thuds] 1951 01:32:04,000 --> 01:32:05,800 -Honey! -[Federico] Mama? 1952 01:32:05,880 --> 01:32:07,120 I'll call an ambulance, sir. 1953 01:32:12,160 --> 01:32:13,360 I bid ten on Pavoletti! 1954 01:32:13,440 --> 01:32:14,280 Twelve! 1955 01:32:15,080 --> 01:32:18,320 Rizzo, you want to start gluing photos to passports, huh? 1956 01:32:18,880 --> 01:32:20,000 Twelve, my ass. 1957 01:32:21,000 --> 01:32:22,160 Pavoletti's mine! 1958 01:32:26,760 --> 01:32:28,760 [upbeat music playing] 1959 01:33:53,920 --> 01:33:54,840 [music fades] 1960 01:33:55,440 --> 01:34:00,040 [bright opera music playing] 1961 01:35:21,280 --> 01:35:22,560 [music fades] 1962 01:35:22,640 --> 01:35:24,640 [intriguing music playing] 1963 01:36:50,200 --> 01:36:51,800 [music ends]