1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:28,840 --> 00:00:31,160 Here they are, my fantasy football crew. 4 00:00:32,560 --> 00:00:36,160 Nicola, the university researcher, and the only married guy in the group. 5 00:00:37,600 --> 00:00:40,680 Gianni, the future groom, and my lifelong best friend. 6 00:00:41,920 --> 00:00:44,200 Federico, the lawyer. 7 00:00:44,280 --> 00:00:47,200 Me, the young and already washed-up screenwriter. 8 00:00:47,280 --> 00:00:49,600 Francesco, the bald hikikomori. 9 00:00:49,680 --> 00:00:53,560 And then there's Jacopo, the freelancer. He doesn't even pay his taxes. 10 00:00:53,640 --> 00:00:56,000 Okay, guys, first one to score ten goals wins! 11 00:00:57,800 --> 00:01:00,520 Ten?! Ten goals? Guys, are you insane? 12 00:01:00,600 --> 00:01:02,880 Look, I've got a young daughter, huh? 13 00:01:02,960 --> 00:01:05,120 Seriously, guys, let's be honest with each other here. 14 00:01:05,200 --> 00:01:07,840 This one's getting married tomorrow. He's got gonorrhea. 15 00:01:07,920 --> 00:01:10,520 -That was between us. -Don't even get me started on this one. 16 00:01:10,600 --> 00:01:12,160 This guy's been retired for two years. 17 00:01:12,240 --> 00:01:13,440 -C'mon, man. -And he's pregnant. 18 00:01:13,520 --> 00:01:16,600 I mean, we had the energy to score ten goals a long time ago… 19 00:01:16,680 --> 00:01:17,920 How many do you suggest? 20 00:01:18,000 --> 00:01:20,200 Well, I think we should aim for about three… 21 00:01:28,960 --> 00:01:30,200 If we can score three… 22 00:01:31,360 --> 00:01:34,520 That's just gravy. Just like what your mom says when she's in the sauna. 23 00:01:34,600 --> 00:01:35,480 No. 24 00:01:35,560 --> 00:01:37,320 No, no. You can't-- No. No, no, no. 25 00:01:37,400 --> 00:01:39,400 You're not allowed-- I'm not joking, you can't-- 26 00:01:39,480 --> 00:01:42,600 Do you remember what happened in April 2014, guys? 27 00:01:42,680 --> 00:01:43,880 That ring a bell to you? 28 00:01:43,960 --> 00:01:47,400 We all agreed you wouldn't be allowed to insult my mother for ten years. 29 00:01:47,480 --> 00:01:49,640 Isn't that right? What's so funny? 30 00:01:49,720 --> 00:01:52,880 For someone who's anal about details, I can't believe you're missing it. 31 00:01:52,960 --> 00:01:55,520 -What? -What year is it? What day is it? 32 00:01:55,600 --> 00:01:56,760 April, two thousand… 33 00:01:59,600 --> 00:02:00,720 No! 34 00:02:00,800 --> 00:02:02,320 You sons of bitches! 35 00:02:03,360 --> 00:02:06,080 I can't believe you pieces of shit. You remembered! 36 00:02:06,160 --> 00:02:08,360 Hold on. Wait, wait, wait. Let me get this straight. Okay. 37 00:02:08,440 --> 00:02:10,920 Did you all set reminders for this very minute? 38 00:02:11,000 --> 00:02:12,200 You did, didn't you? 39 00:02:12,280 --> 00:02:16,640 You all set reminders so that you could insult my mother exactly ten years later! 40 00:02:16,720 --> 00:02:19,840 Federico, I'd easily have waited another ten years 41 00:02:19,920 --> 00:02:22,800 just to be able to say that your mother is a fucking slut. 42 00:02:24,520 --> 00:02:27,400 We were making mom jokes at Gianni's bachelor party. 43 00:02:30,080 --> 00:02:32,840 But things took a bit of a wrong turn. 44 00:02:32,920 --> 00:02:34,480 THE NEXT DAY 45 00:02:38,080 --> 00:02:39,760 Good morning, my love. 46 00:02:39,840 --> 00:02:41,720 We're getting married today. Can you believe it? 47 00:02:43,320 --> 00:02:45,960 Hey, Gianni. We cleaned up the house, buddy. 48 00:02:46,040 --> 00:02:48,200 Just left a couple of things outside. 49 00:02:48,280 --> 00:02:49,400 Where are you? 50 00:02:49,480 --> 00:02:53,280 Fire! Run! 51 00:02:59,280 --> 00:03:02,680 Gianni? Uh, hey, buddy. Where… where the heck are you? 52 00:03:02,760 --> 00:03:05,080 We're ready. Uh, we're all headed to the church. 53 00:03:05,160 --> 00:03:06,240 You all right, bud? 54 00:03:12,760 --> 00:03:16,400 When I die and they lay me to rest 55 00:03:16,480 --> 00:03:20,120 Gonna go to the place that's the best 56 00:03:20,200 --> 00:03:23,000 When I lay me down to die 57 00:03:23,080 --> 00:03:27,600 Goin' up to the spirit in the sky 58 00:03:27,680 --> 00:03:31,640 -Goin' up to the spirit in the sky -Spirit in the sky 59 00:03:31,720 --> 00:03:33,960 That's where I'm gonna go when I die… 60 00:03:36,920 --> 00:03:38,000 And they lay me to rest 61 00:03:38,080 --> 00:03:42,720 I'm gonna go To the place that's the best 62 00:03:43,880 --> 00:03:46,760 INCOMING CALL - MY LOVE MOST RECENT CALL 63 00:03:47,360 --> 00:03:49,040 What's going on? He's not here. 64 00:03:49,120 --> 00:03:50,840 I don't know. The groom isn't here. 65 00:03:50,920 --> 00:03:51,960 Groom's not here. 66 00:03:52,040 --> 00:03:53,880 He still hasn't shown up. 67 00:03:53,960 --> 00:03:55,440 What's going on? 68 00:04:08,000 --> 00:04:09,040 Hello, my love. 69 00:04:09,120 --> 00:04:11,120 Listen, no need to rush over. 70 00:04:11,200 --> 00:04:12,080 Take your time. 71 00:04:12,160 --> 00:04:14,720 It's not like it's the most important day of our lives or anything. 72 00:04:14,800 --> 00:04:17,120 But if you could just take a minute to call me back 73 00:04:17,200 --> 00:04:19,000 and tell me where the fuck you are? 74 00:04:19,840 --> 00:04:21,240 What did I tell you? 75 00:04:22,240 --> 00:04:23,720 -Mom, please. -Is he here now? 76 00:04:31,040 --> 00:04:32,360 -Where's Gianni? -Hm? 77 00:04:32,440 --> 00:04:33,400 Has he talked to you? 78 00:04:33,480 --> 00:04:35,280 He's coming. Don't worry. 79 00:04:42,600 --> 00:04:43,720 POLICE 80 00:04:51,440 --> 00:04:53,480 Get up! Come on, on your feet. 81 00:04:53,560 --> 00:04:54,560 Let's go. 82 00:04:54,640 --> 00:04:56,640 Don't say anything! Not a single word! 83 00:04:56,720 --> 00:04:59,040 -You're hurting me! That hurts! Ow! -Move it! 84 00:04:59,120 --> 00:05:00,280 You're hurting me! 85 00:05:00,360 --> 00:05:01,520 Federico! 86 00:05:01,600 --> 00:05:03,640 -Hey! -Federico! Federico! 87 00:05:03,720 --> 00:05:06,800 Where are you taking them? 88 00:05:07,920 --> 00:05:10,240 Guys, where is he? Hey! 89 00:05:10,320 --> 00:05:12,640 What have you done, huh? Simone! 90 00:05:15,080 --> 00:05:16,200 Simone! 91 00:05:20,720 --> 00:05:25,920 FANTASY FOOTBALL RUINED OUR LIVES 92 00:05:29,840 --> 00:05:31,080 Good afternoon. 93 00:05:32,800 --> 00:05:34,680 -Is this your lawyer? -Yes. 94 00:05:35,880 --> 00:05:37,280 Federico Leone. 95 00:05:37,360 --> 00:05:39,040 From the law firm… 96 00:05:39,640 --> 00:05:40,480 Leone. 97 00:05:41,160 --> 00:05:42,920 It's a real honor to meet you. 98 00:05:43,600 --> 00:05:44,640 Oh, here we go. 99 00:05:44,720 --> 00:05:46,000 What? Where are we going? 100 00:05:48,960 --> 00:05:51,320 I am a highly esteemed professional attorney. 101 00:05:51,400 --> 00:05:55,120 A highly esteemed professional? Are you aware you have a penis… 102 00:05:55,200 --> 00:05:56,320 Yes. 103 00:05:57,240 --> 00:05:59,400 …drawn on your neck, counselor? 104 00:06:06,160 --> 00:06:07,040 Yes. 105 00:06:12,080 --> 00:06:13,080 How large is it? 106 00:06:13,720 --> 00:06:14,800 Average size. 107 00:06:15,800 --> 00:06:17,480 Why didn't you tell me? 108 00:06:17,560 --> 00:06:19,840 Sorry, we all agreed it was too funny, and to just leave it. 109 00:06:19,920 --> 00:06:21,800 Rizzo, let's get started. 110 00:06:25,600 --> 00:06:27,400 So, Mr. Pascale, 111 00:06:27,480 --> 00:06:29,120 let's talk, shall we? 112 00:06:29,200 --> 00:06:31,160 We know that you and your fun-loving buddies 113 00:06:31,240 --> 00:06:34,720 were the last people to have seen your friend, Gianni Martini, alive. 114 00:06:35,960 --> 00:06:37,440 -Alive? -What does that mean? 115 00:06:37,520 --> 00:06:41,120 Apparently, you attended his bachelor party. 116 00:06:41,200 --> 00:06:42,200 This was last night. 117 00:06:43,240 --> 00:06:46,040 Now, normally we would wait to start our investigation, 118 00:06:46,120 --> 00:06:47,280 but we have reason to believe 119 00:06:47,360 --> 00:06:49,720 that something may have happened to your friend. 120 00:06:51,000 --> 00:06:52,560 Something very bad. 121 00:06:54,120 --> 00:06:55,720 Excuse me, what's this? 122 00:06:56,240 --> 00:06:57,320 That's blood. 123 00:06:58,440 --> 00:07:00,040 Gianni Martini's blood. 124 00:07:00,640 --> 00:07:01,520 And you… 125 00:07:02,840 --> 00:07:04,520 are one of the suspects. 126 00:07:05,840 --> 00:07:07,520 You're just joking around with me, right? 127 00:07:08,440 --> 00:07:09,280 You think so? 128 00:07:09,360 --> 00:07:12,400 Of course, look, Gianni's my best friend in the whole world. I'd never hurt him. 129 00:07:12,480 --> 00:07:13,400 Oh really? 130 00:07:13,480 --> 00:07:16,640 Well, that's funny, because on this group chat 131 00:07:16,720 --> 00:07:20,360 you've got going with this fantasy football league of yours, 132 00:07:20,440 --> 00:07:24,360 you've threatened to kill him an astonishing amount… 133 00:07:24,440 --> 00:07:26,080 A hundred and fifty-two. 134 00:07:26,160 --> 00:07:27,840 A hundred and fifty-two times. 135 00:07:27,920 --> 00:07:29,280 Thank you, Rizzo. 136 00:07:29,360 --> 00:07:31,080 -And that's just this year. -Oh, come on. 137 00:07:31,160 --> 00:07:33,960 You must have threatened someone on a group chat at some time or other. 138 00:07:34,040 --> 00:07:35,280 It's nothing. 139 00:07:35,360 --> 00:07:37,440 No. It's a serious crime. 140 00:07:38,040 --> 00:07:39,520 Now, tell us. 141 00:07:39,600 --> 00:07:43,560 Is there anything you'd like to disclose about what happened last night? 142 00:07:43,640 --> 00:07:46,360 It'll be better for you if you cooperate. Tell him, counselor. 143 00:07:46,440 --> 00:07:48,240 Your Honor, I can't remember anything at all. 144 00:07:48,320 --> 00:07:50,080 Hey! Of course not! 145 00:07:50,160 --> 00:07:51,920 That's just so typical, isn't it? 146 00:07:52,000 --> 00:07:55,800 The minute they step foot in here, poof, there goes their memory. 147 00:07:55,880 --> 00:07:58,400 -So typical. -What the fuck? Whose side are you on? 148 00:07:58,480 --> 00:08:00,720 -I don't remember anything. -Thank you, Morabito. 149 00:08:00,800 --> 00:08:01,680 You're welcome. 150 00:08:03,360 --> 00:08:05,720 Look at this photo. Do you remember her? 151 00:08:10,360 --> 00:08:12,600 What does this have to do with Andrea? 152 00:08:13,480 --> 00:08:14,320 Mm. 153 00:08:14,880 --> 00:08:15,920 How do you know her? 154 00:08:16,640 --> 00:08:18,760 Well, it's a long story, uh… 155 00:08:18,840 --> 00:08:19,920 Try and make it brief, then. 156 00:08:22,040 --> 00:08:25,600 If you ask me, I think it's all Dybala's fault. 157 00:08:25,680 --> 00:08:26,680 The what? 158 00:08:26,760 --> 00:08:28,360 He, Dybala. He… 159 00:08:28,440 --> 00:08:30,240 -He is Dybala. -Is a baller. 160 00:08:30,320 --> 00:08:31,360 Baller. 161 00:08:32,160 --> 00:08:34,560 -Di? -Dybala, the footballer. 162 00:08:34,640 --> 00:08:36,280 It was the end of August, 163 00:08:36,360 --> 00:08:38,760 and we were all set for our fantasy football auction. 164 00:08:38,840 --> 00:08:42,000 And now, let's move on to the latest news in football transfers. 165 00:08:42,080 --> 00:08:44,160 Joining us is Riccardo Gentile. 166 00:08:44,240 --> 00:08:45,560 -Good morning. -Morning. 167 00:08:45,640 --> 00:08:48,000 You told me you got some big news from your sources. 168 00:08:48,080 --> 00:08:50,440 -What can you tell us? -Good morning, everyone! 169 00:08:50,520 --> 00:08:53,000 Yeah, I've got some news, but you may not be happy about it. 170 00:08:53,080 --> 00:08:56,920 Paulo Dybala has just signed with Lazio. 171 00:08:57,000 --> 00:08:59,400 -What're you talking about? -You heard right. 172 00:08:59,480 --> 00:09:01,920 -Lolito paid for the buy-out clause. -What the fuck is he… No. 173 00:09:02,000 --> 00:09:03,400 That's impossible, Riccardo. 174 00:09:03,480 --> 00:09:06,800 -No way Lolito paid the buyout clause! -What the fuck? No! 175 00:09:06,880 --> 00:09:09,120 -Fucking asshole! -This is breaking news! 176 00:09:09,200 --> 00:09:11,720 -What the fuck! -Phone lines are about to blow up. 177 00:09:11,800 --> 00:09:14,240 He signed a 3-year contract. That came as a surprise. 178 00:09:14,320 --> 00:09:15,520 Stop! What the hell? 179 00:09:15,600 --> 00:09:18,520 There'll be an official press conference at 11:00 this morning. 180 00:09:18,600 --> 00:09:21,080 He will be introduced at Piazza della Liberta, 181 00:09:21,160 --> 00:09:23,080 where they will announce that… 182 00:09:23,160 --> 00:09:24,360 What will they announce? 183 00:09:24,440 --> 00:09:26,720 That this was a practical joke, guys! 184 00:09:26,800 --> 00:09:28,840 Almost gave me a heart attack! 185 00:09:28,920 --> 00:09:31,080 Get out! Get out of the car, man! 186 00:09:31,160 --> 00:09:33,040 …the Awakening Medical Center. 187 00:09:37,680 --> 00:09:39,360 CHAPTER 1 A DECENT EIGHTH 188 00:09:39,440 --> 00:09:40,440 8 MONTHS EARLIER 189 00:09:40,520 --> 00:09:41,920 So sorry for your loss. 190 00:09:42,000 --> 00:09:43,760 -Mm. Thank you. -My condolences. 191 00:09:43,840 --> 00:09:45,000 -Thank you. -Riccardo! 192 00:09:45,960 --> 00:09:47,760 I bid one credit on Pellegrini. 193 00:09:55,600 --> 00:09:59,080 Aren't you gonna raise on the captain? Come on, he's a penalty taker. 194 00:10:04,480 --> 00:10:05,720 I think he's really dead. 195 00:10:05,800 --> 00:10:08,960 Incredible, huh? To die like that at 35 years old. 196 00:10:09,040 --> 00:10:11,240 I mean, he had his whole life ahead of him. 197 00:10:11,320 --> 00:10:12,800 And a little baby on the way too. 198 00:10:12,880 --> 00:10:14,360 A week before the auction draft. 199 00:10:14,440 --> 00:10:16,000 -Oh, honey, stop it. Come on. -Stop what? 200 00:10:17,000 --> 00:10:18,960 Are you kidding? You brought a baby to a funeral? 201 00:10:19,040 --> 00:10:20,120 -Hey, sweetie. -What's wrong? 202 00:10:20,200 --> 00:10:22,200 No one'll complain about her crying. My condolences. 203 00:10:22,280 --> 00:10:23,280 She's not crying now. 204 00:10:23,360 --> 00:10:25,040 That's 'cause she didn't know Riccardo well. 205 00:10:25,120 --> 00:10:26,440 She wasn't that attached to him. 206 00:10:26,520 --> 00:10:28,880 So, guys, what about the auction draft? 207 00:10:28,960 --> 00:10:30,920 -Is now the time for this? -It's always the time. 208 00:10:31,000 --> 00:10:31,880 Are you serious? 209 00:10:31,960 --> 00:10:33,120 -Yes. -The 30th of August. 210 00:10:33,200 --> 00:10:35,240 How can you die on the 30th of August? 211 00:10:35,320 --> 00:10:38,120 You could've died two or three months ago… Would've been good. 212 00:10:38,200 --> 00:10:40,760 -We'd have it all sorted out. -Excuse us. I'm so sorry. 213 00:10:40,840 --> 00:10:41,840 They're still very upset… 214 00:10:41,920 --> 00:10:44,840 No way. The only people who start their fantasy football league in August 215 00:10:44,920 --> 00:10:47,360 are all losers and outcasts. Old guys… 216 00:10:47,440 --> 00:10:49,800 -Fra, hear me? Why didn't you-- -Priests, women, and children. 217 00:10:49,880 --> 00:10:50,920 Be quiet! 218 00:10:51,000 --> 00:10:52,040 Sorry, sorry. 219 00:10:52,120 --> 00:10:53,760 Ah! Fra, look at this. 220 00:10:54,440 --> 00:10:56,720 You can pay your last respects to Riccardino. 221 00:10:56,800 --> 00:10:59,600 Dybala's mine, you piece of shit! Show me the bastard's face! 222 00:10:59,680 --> 00:11:02,240 No, no, no. That person in there is still a good friend of ours. 223 00:11:02,320 --> 00:11:05,120 -He was your friend. -Nothing we can do to save him now. 224 00:11:05,720 --> 00:11:08,120 But we can save our fantasy football league. 225 00:11:08,200 --> 00:11:09,960 Did he really say that? 226 00:11:10,040 --> 00:11:12,080 Right in front of the deceased's family? 227 00:11:13,760 --> 00:11:15,320 You're all crazy. 228 00:11:15,400 --> 00:11:18,280 No, believe me, finding a decent eighth for a fantasy football league 229 00:11:18,360 --> 00:11:19,800 is really difficult, ma'am. 230 00:11:19,880 --> 00:11:24,000 That's why we held the biggest audition for an eighth player in our group 231 00:11:24,080 --> 00:11:27,040 that the whole fantasy football league has ever seen. 232 00:11:28,640 --> 00:11:31,480 Christopher Columbus is famous for discovering America. 233 00:11:31,560 --> 00:11:34,240 But there's another one who is head of the Columbus Crew. 234 00:11:34,320 --> 00:11:35,160 They represent… 235 00:11:35,240 --> 00:11:38,720 Can you tell me which player scored the most goals in his second season… 236 00:11:38,800 --> 00:11:42,120 What's the record for the longest unbeaten run for a goalkeeper in Serie A? 237 00:11:42,200 --> 00:11:46,040 Who was the first Italian footballer to win the Ballon d'Or? 238 00:11:46,120 --> 00:11:49,520 Who was the left-back for Ancona in the 2003-2004 season? 239 00:11:49,600 --> 00:11:54,040 Gigi Sartor! 166 appearances in Serie A. 240 00:11:54,120 --> 00:11:57,200 Three consecutive UEFA Cups, all with Italian teams. 241 00:11:57,280 --> 00:11:58,240 Two others as well. 242 00:11:58,320 --> 00:12:01,760 One with Inter in 1997, and then the following year with Parma. 243 00:12:01,840 --> 00:12:04,360 A record he shares with only two other players. 244 00:12:04,440 --> 00:12:09,360 Radamel "El Tigre" Falcao from Colombia and the German Marko Marin, 245 00:12:09,440 --> 00:12:12,120 who, you might remember, had a brief and unfortunate experience 246 00:12:12,200 --> 00:12:13,280 in Fiorentina. 247 00:12:13,360 --> 00:12:15,120 Hmm. Unfortunate, you say? 248 00:12:15,200 --> 00:12:17,080 It was unfortunate. Yes. 249 00:12:17,160 --> 00:12:18,960 -You know a lot. -Thanks. 250 00:12:19,040 --> 00:12:20,400 A little too much. 251 00:12:21,640 --> 00:12:23,120 Get the fuck outta here. 252 00:12:23,720 --> 00:12:24,760 You're a scumbag. 253 00:12:24,840 --> 00:12:29,440 Attackers for Catania FC during the 2006-2007 season. 254 00:12:29,520 --> 00:12:31,040 Corona, Mascara, and…? 255 00:12:31,680 --> 00:12:33,960 Corona, Mascara… 256 00:12:34,040 --> 00:12:36,080 -Come on, this one's so simple. -Uh… 257 00:12:37,480 --> 00:12:39,560 Corona, Mascara, Martuccello! 258 00:12:42,080 --> 00:12:43,400 Thank you, we'll be in touch. 259 00:12:43,480 --> 00:12:45,040 Oh, man. I didn't… 260 00:12:46,960 --> 00:12:49,160 Martuccello. 261 00:12:50,760 --> 00:12:52,080 Next one, please! 262 00:12:52,680 --> 00:12:55,240 Oh man. I don't remember the whole lineup… 263 00:12:55,320 --> 00:12:57,120 -The one from '03? -Nothing. 264 00:12:59,280 --> 00:13:00,840 -Hi, there. -Hello. 265 00:13:00,920 --> 00:13:01,840 Hi. 266 00:13:03,000 --> 00:13:04,000 Can I help you? 267 00:13:04,920 --> 00:13:05,760 Well… 268 00:13:05,840 --> 00:13:08,560 Oh, Spinesi! It was Gionatha Spinesi! 269 00:13:08,640 --> 00:13:10,600 -No "N" at the end. -Look. You scored a 19, okay? 270 00:13:10,680 --> 00:13:13,040 If you don't like it, then take the test again next year. 271 00:13:13,120 --> 00:13:14,480 Thanks, thanks. See ya. 272 00:13:16,000 --> 00:13:18,080 Spinesi, the attacker for Catania? 273 00:13:18,160 --> 00:13:19,920 The guy who played with Mascara and Corona? 274 00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:21,120 Uh, no, no. 275 00:13:21,200 --> 00:13:23,680 The… the right answer was Spinoza. 276 00:13:24,160 --> 00:13:27,560 He, uh, he mentioned in Ethics, his famous book, that the supreme good is… 277 00:13:27,640 --> 00:13:30,360 Oh, no. I'm sorry I made a mistake. I'm in the wrong room. 278 00:13:30,880 --> 00:13:33,240 Can you tell me which player scored the most goals… 279 00:13:33,320 --> 00:13:34,720 Wait a second. 280 00:13:34,800 --> 00:13:37,760 Are you picking the eighth player in a fantasy football league in here? 281 00:13:37,840 --> 00:13:38,680 No. 282 00:13:41,360 --> 00:13:42,880 Yes, we are. 283 00:13:43,640 --> 00:13:46,760 It's just that the rule is, "If a woman asks if you play fantasy football, 284 00:13:46,840 --> 00:13:48,640 the answer is no." That's it. 285 00:13:48,720 --> 00:13:51,040 But why? I love guys who play fantasy football. 286 00:13:54,040 --> 00:13:56,640 I mean, you've always got something to talk about. 287 00:13:57,640 --> 00:13:58,480 No? 288 00:14:02,400 --> 00:14:03,640 Take a seat. 289 00:14:05,440 --> 00:14:06,280 Thanks. 290 00:14:07,880 --> 00:14:11,120 Now, you don't get to ask me. I ask you. 291 00:14:11,200 --> 00:14:12,720 -There? -Yeah, there. 292 00:14:17,920 --> 00:14:21,840 Now, who was Inter's top goalscorer in 2007 and 2008? 293 00:14:22,440 --> 00:14:23,880 Not 2005-2006… 294 00:14:23,960 --> 00:14:25,920 -Oh, by the way, I'm Simone. -Andrea. 295 00:14:26,000 --> 00:14:28,080 That's right! Ibrahimović! 296 00:14:28,160 --> 00:14:29,080 Um… 297 00:14:29,680 --> 00:14:30,640 All right, Andrea… 298 00:14:31,240 --> 00:14:33,120 -Uh, can I call you by your name? -Of course. 299 00:14:33,200 --> 00:14:36,480 Um, why do you want to play fantasy football? 300 00:14:37,840 --> 00:14:39,680 Because, uh… 301 00:14:39,760 --> 00:14:42,160 I wanna place all of my hopes and dreams of happiness 302 00:14:42,240 --> 00:14:45,080 on a fantasy game that I have absolutely no control over? 303 00:14:46,920 --> 00:14:47,960 Awesome answer. 304 00:14:49,360 --> 00:14:50,360 Um… 305 00:14:50,440 --> 00:14:52,720 But why do you want to play with a bunch of strangers? 306 00:14:52,800 --> 00:14:55,440 Don't you have any friends you can do this with or… 307 00:14:56,040 --> 00:14:57,720 I've just come back to live in Rome. 308 00:14:57,800 --> 00:14:59,040 Ah, I see. 309 00:15:01,520 --> 00:15:03,240 To be honest, I tried to join my old league, 310 00:15:03,320 --> 00:15:04,720 but they didn't want me anymore. 311 00:15:04,800 --> 00:15:06,840 Those sons of bitches. Why not? 312 00:15:06,920 --> 00:15:08,720 Not-- Not that I'm unhappy about it. 313 00:15:08,800 --> 00:15:09,840 Uh, but why? 314 00:15:12,080 --> 00:15:13,480 I sorta rigged a game. 315 00:15:13,560 --> 00:15:14,400 Ah. 316 00:15:16,960 --> 00:15:18,040 Uh… 317 00:15:18,120 --> 00:15:19,680 The Footgate Scandal. 318 00:15:19,760 --> 00:15:22,680 My opponent said he'd let me win if I sent him a picture of my feet. 319 00:15:23,280 --> 00:15:27,600 I was willing to do just about anything, but all he cared about… was that. 320 00:15:28,480 --> 00:15:29,640 But you've got a bunion. 321 00:15:30,240 --> 00:15:31,520 Apparently he liked that. 322 00:15:31,600 --> 00:15:32,720 So do I. 323 00:15:37,800 --> 00:15:39,800 Listen, don't you know there's some things 324 00:15:39,880 --> 00:15:42,080 you shouldn't bring up during an interview? 325 00:15:43,800 --> 00:15:47,440 I know, but I didn't want to begin this whole thing by lying to you. 326 00:15:50,120 --> 00:15:53,000 I just don't know if the other guys will want you in the League. 327 00:15:53,080 --> 00:15:54,040 Come on, please! 328 00:15:54,120 --> 00:15:55,760 It'll be our little secret. 329 00:15:56,720 --> 00:15:58,880 I really miss playing fantasy football. 330 00:15:59,440 --> 00:16:00,920 I miss waking up in the morning 331 00:16:01,000 --> 00:16:03,600 and smelling the odor of death threats on group chat. 332 00:16:03,680 --> 00:16:06,280 I miss Sunday afternoons spent hoping and praying 333 00:16:06,360 --> 00:16:08,840 for any scrub to get a fucking 6.5 rating. 334 00:16:08,920 --> 00:16:11,800 -Okay, I get it, I get it. I know. -I'm so sorry. 335 00:16:12,760 --> 00:16:14,960 Forgive me. 336 00:16:16,240 --> 00:16:17,880 Please… 337 00:16:19,600 --> 00:16:21,760 Give me one chance. That's all I'm asking. 338 00:16:23,360 --> 00:16:24,240 Should I? 339 00:16:24,800 --> 00:16:27,680 Well, gentlemen, now is the moment of truth. 340 00:16:27,760 --> 00:16:29,120 We've got two candidates. 341 00:16:29,200 --> 00:16:31,920 Candidate number one, this guy. Mirko. 342 00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:34,760 He's got a vast knowledge of football, and he's reliable. 343 00:16:35,360 --> 00:16:36,240 Potential risks… 344 00:16:36,320 --> 00:16:40,920 Well, some of the memes this guy posts on social media are pretty disconcerting. 345 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:41,840 Like this one. 346 00:16:42,920 --> 00:16:46,600 -Oh no! Stop it! Come on! -Oh, mamma mia! Geez. 347 00:16:47,800 --> 00:16:50,160 Imagine continually seeing awful shit like that 348 00:16:50,240 --> 00:16:51,800 in our daily group chats. 349 00:16:51,880 --> 00:16:54,800 Not to mention the possibility he could kill us all in our sleep. 350 00:16:54,880 --> 00:16:56,760 Ah, come on. He looks like a nice dude. 351 00:16:56,840 --> 00:17:00,080 -No, no. He's a serial killer. -A serial killer, but a nice one. 352 00:17:00,160 --> 00:17:01,760 Okay, okay. Calm down. 353 00:17:01,840 --> 00:17:04,200 Candidate number two, Andrea. 354 00:17:04,720 --> 00:17:06,880 -Have you lost your mind? -Come on. 355 00:17:07,600 --> 00:17:08,440 She's a woman. 356 00:17:09,040 --> 00:17:12,000 No, guys, listen. Let's be serious here for a minute. 357 00:17:12,080 --> 00:17:15,240 You all know how sensitive I am about diversity and all that jazz. 358 00:17:15,320 --> 00:17:17,560 Gender quotas and equal rights are sacred things. 359 00:17:17,640 --> 00:17:20,120 The disabled… I mean, have I ever bugged you about being gay? 360 00:17:20,200 --> 00:17:21,400 -No. -Exactly. 361 00:17:21,480 --> 00:17:22,880 But I'm begging you. 362 00:17:22,960 --> 00:17:25,600 -At my house, I have a wife, a baby girl. -Ninni. 363 00:17:25,680 --> 00:17:26,600 Honey. 364 00:17:26,680 --> 00:17:28,880 My mother-in-law comes to visit three times a month. 365 00:17:28,960 --> 00:17:29,800 Sweetie… 366 00:17:29,880 --> 00:17:32,400 Don't make me play fantasy football with a woman! I can't take it. 367 00:17:34,040 --> 00:17:35,560 I know, it's okay. Sit down. 368 00:17:35,640 --> 00:17:37,760 Not my fault he's got a wife, a baby girl, 369 00:17:37,840 --> 00:17:40,440 and a mother-in-law who visits three times a month! 370 00:17:40,520 --> 00:17:42,480 -Look what you've done. -Don't worry. 371 00:17:42,560 --> 00:17:43,560 No, no, no. 372 00:17:44,640 --> 00:17:47,240 Come on, come on, come on. You of all people? 373 00:17:47,320 --> 00:17:49,920 Simone? Are you fucking kidding me? 374 00:17:50,680 --> 00:17:51,920 He's trying to take advantage 375 00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:53,960 of the most sacred thing in all of our lives 376 00:17:54,040 --> 00:17:55,160 just to get a piece of ass. 377 00:17:55,240 --> 00:17:58,640 No, no, no, no. Excuse me. Let's look at it from another perspective. 378 00:17:58,720 --> 00:18:01,720 We are confronted with the same dilemma as American voters. 379 00:18:02,320 --> 00:18:04,680 Choosing between a psychopath… 380 00:18:05,800 --> 00:18:06,840 and a fine woman. 381 00:18:07,920 --> 00:18:10,280 I don't want to deal with any more women. 382 00:18:10,360 --> 00:18:12,560 The committee has reached a verdict. 383 00:18:13,080 --> 00:18:15,880 Music, please! One, two, three, four! 384 00:18:21,800 --> 00:18:22,640 Andrea! 385 00:18:22,720 --> 00:18:24,760 Yes! Yes! 386 00:18:25,640 --> 00:18:26,560 I'm sorry. 387 00:18:27,120 --> 00:18:29,320 -I've never won anything before. -Congratulations. 388 00:18:31,200 --> 00:18:32,200 Thanks for this. 389 00:18:32,320 --> 00:18:34,040 LOOKING FOR AN EIGHTH PARTICIPANT 390 00:18:45,160 --> 00:18:46,520 Believer 391 00:18:48,040 --> 00:18:50,360 Took me over like a fever 392 00:18:52,080 --> 00:18:53,160 THE PUSHER LECCE BOMBO 393 00:18:53,240 --> 00:18:55,720 Caught you hiding In the smoke, smoke, smoke… 394 00:18:55,800 --> 00:18:59,000 THE GROOM PARTIZAN DEGRADE 395 00:18:59,080 --> 00:19:01,800 THE SCRIPTWRITER DIVAN KYIV 396 00:19:01,880 --> 00:19:05,000 THE LAWYER AVELLINO BANFI 397 00:19:05,080 --> 00:19:06,600 THE HUSBAND PARIS SAINT GENNARO 398 00:19:06,680 --> 00:19:08,120 THE HIKIKOMORI TEAM SHAME 399 00:19:08,200 --> 00:19:09,360 ZERO JOY 400 00:19:09,440 --> 00:19:10,840 FANTASY FOOTBALL LEAGUE 401 00:19:10,920 --> 00:19:13,320 THE CORPSE CARDBORDEAX - RIP 402 00:19:14,240 --> 00:19:15,720 THE FEMALE - QUOTALANTA 403 00:19:15,800 --> 00:19:18,800 Listen. I've got three degrees, and I didn't understand 404 00:19:18,880 --> 00:19:21,040 one single word of what you just said. 405 00:19:21,120 --> 00:19:25,480 Now, will someone kindly explain to me what this whole fantasy football thing is? 406 00:19:25,560 --> 00:19:26,600 I'm sorry. You're right. 407 00:19:26,680 --> 00:19:30,640 I love fantasy football with all my heart, but it can be a little complicated. 408 00:19:30,720 --> 00:19:31,760 Exactly, guys. 409 00:19:31,840 --> 00:19:34,080 Fantasy football is a bit like sex, you know? 410 00:19:34,160 --> 00:19:35,960 It's messy and can be hard to explain, 411 00:19:36,040 --> 00:19:38,240 but it's so incredibly fun to play. 412 00:19:38,320 --> 00:19:42,240 It's basically a game where participants form a league of eight to ten people 413 00:19:42,320 --> 00:19:43,840 and set up fictitious teams. 414 00:19:43,920 --> 00:19:47,520 The team may be imaginary, but they can use Serie A footballers 415 00:19:47,600 --> 00:19:49,240 acquired in an auction draft. 416 00:19:49,320 --> 00:19:50,440 LEONARDO PAVOLETTI SOLD 417 00:19:50,520 --> 00:19:51,400 I almost forgot. 418 00:19:51,480 --> 00:19:54,680 Each participant has a pre-established number of credits that they use 419 00:19:54,760 --> 00:19:56,160 to buy the players. 420 00:19:56,240 --> 00:19:58,920 And there's even more. To win, you must score more goals 421 00:19:59,000 --> 00:19:59,880 than your opponent. 422 00:19:59,960 --> 00:20:02,960 Now you're thinking, "How do you score a goal in fantasy football?" 423 00:20:03,040 --> 00:20:07,000 The team total is calculated by adding up ratings of each footballer you play. 424 00:20:07,080 --> 00:20:09,320 Bonus points and deductions when they score a goal, 425 00:20:09,400 --> 00:20:10,680 get booked, or sent off. 426 00:20:10,760 --> 00:20:11,840 Etcetera, etcetera. 427 00:20:11,920 --> 00:20:14,240 The number of goals you get is decided upon the sum, 428 00:20:14,320 --> 00:20:15,800 which falls into different ranges. 429 00:20:15,880 --> 00:20:18,080 Sixty-six. Remember that number, 430 00:20:18,160 --> 00:20:21,520 because you'll need 66 points to get your first goal. 431 00:20:21,600 --> 00:20:23,600 72 points will get you your second goal… 432 00:20:23,680 --> 00:20:24,680 -Oh, yeah! -Oh! 433 00:20:24,760 --> 00:20:26,800 Tell me, why is there a pair of boobs on our cup, huh? 434 00:20:26,880 --> 00:20:29,400 They're Gianni's ex-girlfriend's. The one from high school, right? 435 00:20:29,480 --> 00:20:31,120 Yeah, but those aren't boobs, okay? 436 00:20:31,200 --> 00:20:33,920 Oh, yeah, those are boobs, and frickin' big ones too. 437 00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:36,600 Yes, but they're more than that. They're a symbol, right, Frederico? 438 00:20:36,680 --> 00:20:37,920 Yeah, for sure. 439 00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:39,720 That faded old photograph over there 440 00:20:39,800 --> 00:20:42,560 represents the perfect trophy for this game. 441 00:20:42,640 --> 00:20:45,720 A game that's based on the fantasy of owning your own football team 442 00:20:45,800 --> 00:20:47,600 and still being 18 years old. 443 00:20:47,680 --> 00:20:50,600 That fantasy we all have of still being on top, 444 00:20:50,680 --> 00:20:53,680 like those boobs when they were in their prime! 445 00:20:54,880 --> 00:20:57,120 -Well said! -Bravo, yes! 446 00:20:57,920 --> 00:21:00,640 -I'm not convinced. Ready to go? -Oh, shut up, will ya? 447 00:21:02,680 --> 00:21:05,760 CHAPTER 2 -THE AUCTION DRAFT 7 MONTHS EARLIER 448 00:21:32,200 --> 00:21:33,160 Yeah, guys! 449 00:21:37,600 --> 00:21:39,720 The Auction draft begins at 1:41 p.m. 450 00:21:39,800 --> 00:21:42,440 As the rule states, the first player will be nominated 451 00:21:42,520 --> 00:21:45,640 by the sucker who came in last the previous season. Go ahead. 452 00:21:45,720 --> 00:21:48,200 Okay, guys. Before we start, I'd like to talk about something. 453 00:21:48,280 --> 00:21:49,840 Can we lower the entrance fee? 454 00:21:49,920 --> 00:21:51,560 200 is a bit too much for me. 455 00:21:51,640 --> 00:21:53,960 -Well, excuse me! -You piece of shit. You're a moron. 456 00:21:54,040 --> 00:21:54,920 I've got a daughter. 457 00:21:55,000 --> 00:21:56,920 I'm just saying, I'm broke. I'm out of a job. 458 00:21:57,000 --> 00:21:59,480 -Well, fuck you! -Look. He's got a kid, asshole! 459 00:21:59,560 --> 00:22:02,040 I'm not allowed to say anything? I can't talk about these things? 460 00:22:02,120 --> 00:22:05,560 Mr. Pascale, please. We may still be able to find your friend. 461 00:22:05,640 --> 00:22:07,360 I'm sorry, Your Honor. You're right. 462 00:22:07,440 --> 00:22:11,080 But if you want to find out what happened to Gianni, you've got to hear me out. 463 00:22:11,160 --> 00:22:14,640 Because we live exactly how we play the game. 464 00:22:14,720 --> 00:22:16,800 I nominate… 465 00:22:19,000 --> 00:22:22,040 I nominate… 466 00:22:22,880 --> 00:22:25,040 I nominate… 467 00:22:27,280 --> 00:22:30,520 Let's see… 468 00:22:33,000 --> 00:22:34,600 Come on. Say it, say it! 469 00:22:35,600 --> 00:22:36,440 Pavoletti! 470 00:22:45,600 --> 00:22:47,360 -It's business. Gotta take it. -Sure. 471 00:22:47,440 --> 00:22:48,320 Go on. 472 00:22:49,960 --> 00:22:50,920 What is it, honey? 473 00:22:51,000 --> 00:22:52,920 Do not buy Pavoletti. 474 00:22:53,000 --> 00:22:56,640 Wow, honey, how on earth did you know we just nominated Pavoletti? 475 00:22:59,160 --> 00:23:02,360 I can read your mind. Do not buy him, got it? 476 00:23:02,440 --> 00:23:04,400 Sweetheart, you're underestimating him. 477 00:23:04,480 --> 00:23:06,880 I know what I'm doing. And apart from that, 478 00:23:06,960 --> 00:23:10,680 you're not even considering that this could be Pavoletti's biggest year. 479 00:23:10,760 --> 00:23:12,880 He could blow everyone out of the water! 480 00:23:12,960 --> 00:23:15,440 I don't want my daughter's father to be a loser, all right? 481 00:23:15,520 --> 00:23:16,800 What are you talking about? 482 00:23:16,880 --> 00:23:19,480 If you buy Pavoletti, you sleep in the car. 483 00:23:20,480 --> 00:23:21,520 Kiss my ass. 484 00:23:21,600 --> 00:23:25,200 Nicola is the president of Paris Saint Gennaro. 485 00:23:25,280 --> 00:23:27,000 He's such a creature of habit. 486 00:23:27,080 --> 00:23:29,440 He's been buying the same players for ten years, 487 00:23:29,520 --> 00:23:31,920 no matter what anyone says. 488 00:23:33,400 --> 00:23:35,120 I bid 70 on Pavoletti. 489 00:23:37,080 --> 00:23:38,440 Way to go! 490 00:23:38,520 --> 00:23:40,000 No, 80! 491 00:23:40,080 --> 00:23:42,000 -He said 80! -No, no, no, no, no, no! 492 00:23:42,080 --> 00:23:44,680 Not 80! No, no! I didn't say that! 493 00:23:44,760 --> 00:23:46,720 Yes, I did! I said 80! I know, I know! 494 00:23:46,800 --> 00:23:49,080 I said 80! Pavoletti is mine! 495 00:23:49,160 --> 00:23:50,520 Then there's Federico. 496 00:23:50,600 --> 00:23:54,640 Like all good lawyers, he wants everything to go by the rules. 497 00:23:54,720 --> 00:23:56,960 -Well, his rules, anyway. -Anyone else have a bid? 498 00:23:57,040 --> 00:23:59,760 -Eighty-two. -Eighty-three. No, no. Sorry. 499 00:23:59,840 --> 00:24:01,320 Wait a second, dear, huh? 500 00:24:01,400 --> 00:24:06,400 According to section A, rule number 87, Clause B, dated December 31st, 2017, 501 00:24:06,480 --> 00:24:09,200 the raise must happen at least two tenths of a second 502 00:24:09,280 --> 00:24:10,960 before the auctioneer says "sold." 503 00:24:11,040 --> 00:24:13,000 So Zapata is mine, you rotten harlot! 504 00:24:16,160 --> 00:24:17,040 You slut. 505 00:24:17,720 --> 00:24:19,960 Well, I may be a slut, but Zapata is mine. 506 00:24:20,040 --> 00:24:20,920 Shall we move on? 507 00:24:22,400 --> 00:24:23,240 Eighty-one. 508 00:24:23,320 --> 00:24:26,440 Then there's Francesco. He never leaves his room. 509 00:24:26,520 --> 00:24:28,160 -Does he live abroad? -What? 510 00:24:28,240 --> 00:24:29,960 The guy just lives down the fucking street. 511 00:24:30,040 --> 00:24:31,040 Eighty-seven. 512 00:24:31,120 --> 00:24:32,560 Why didn't he come here? 513 00:24:32,640 --> 00:24:35,360 -'Cause he's kinda like a hikikomori. -Huh. 514 00:24:35,440 --> 00:24:37,040 Been locked in his bedroom for six years. 515 00:24:37,120 --> 00:24:39,640 Sold for 87 credits. Francesco wins the bid. 516 00:24:39,720 --> 00:24:40,680 Yes! 517 00:24:41,760 --> 00:24:43,080 Take that, you bastards. 518 00:24:43,160 --> 00:24:44,520 He's such a shit. 519 00:24:44,600 --> 00:24:46,880 -Who the hell's this? -Fabrizio Seghetti. 520 00:24:46,960 --> 00:24:49,400 He lives in Milan, but comes to Rome for the auction. 521 00:24:49,480 --> 00:24:50,760 He never writes in the chat, 522 00:24:50,840 --> 00:24:52,880 but he's the first to submit his Starting 11. 523 00:24:52,960 --> 00:24:55,680 Does Seghetti play an important part in this story? 524 00:24:56,840 --> 00:24:57,840 No. 525 00:24:57,920 --> 00:24:59,280 -Thirty-two! -Thirty-four! 526 00:25:11,760 --> 00:25:12,680 No, it's mine! 527 00:25:12,760 --> 00:25:14,200 And then there's Jacopo. 528 00:25:14,280 --> 00:25:15,680 He is well into his thirties, 529 00:25:15,760 --> 00:25:18,240 and tries his level best not to think about it. 530 00:25:18,320 --> 00:25:20,360 Or, should I say, not to think at all. 531 00:25:20,440 --> 00:25:22,640 -No, fuck! -The Moroccan guy just shit this out. 532 00:25:22,720 --> 00:25:25,960 No, that's four years in prison and no house arrest, okay? 533 00:25:26,040 --> 00:25:28,520 -Twenty on Rincón! -Hey. 534 00:25:28,600 --> 00:25:31,400 -He's not even playing in Serie A. -I don't care about that. 535 00:25:31,480 --> 00:25:33,480 I've signed Ionita, so I'll have the set, right? 536 00:25:33,560 --> 00:25:35,560 Rincón, Ionita. Rincón, Ionita, 537 00:25:35,640 --> 00:25:37,000 Rincón, Ionita! 538 00:25:37,080 --> 00:25:40,360 It means "dumbass," dumbasses! 539 00:25:40,440 --> 00:25:42,040 -I've gotta go pee. -Rincón! 540 00:25:42,120 --> 00:25:44,320 -I'll come with you. -Rincón going twice… 541 00:25:44,400 --> 00:25:46,400 You are sold, Mr. Rincón. 542 00:25:46,480 --> 00:25:47,760 Twenty for Rincón. 543 00:25:47,840 --> 00:25:50,600 And then there's me, president of Divan Kyiv, 544 00:25:50,680 --> 00:25:53,760 because I've been sleeping on a couch for the past 15 years. 545 00:25:53,840 --> 00:25:56,920 Come on, please, Simone. Nominate a player, for the love of God! 546 00:25:57,000 --> 00:26:00,480 -I've gotta go to the veterinarian. -They're called pediatricians. 547 00:26:00,560 --> 00:26:01,960 Yeah, right. 548 00:26:02,040 --> 00:26:03,720 I bid 30 on Iličić! 549 00:26:03,800 --> 00:26:06,640 -Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. -Are you serious about this? 550 00:26:06,720 --> 00:26:07,680 -Yup. -He is. 551 00:26:07,760 --> 00:26:09,800 -He'll be out because… -I know. Don't worry. 552 00:26:12,360 --> 00:26:15,080 Look, I just can't abandon the guy in his time of need. 553 00:26:27,000 --> 00:26:28,280 No! 554 00:26:28,360 --> 00:26:31,320 Back off, guys, come on! Leave me alone! 555 00:26:38,480 --> 00:26:39,680 -Twenty-one. -Twenty-two. 556 00:26:39,760 --> 00:26:40,840 -Twenty-three. -Twenty-four! 557 00:26:40,920 --> 00:26:42,720 -Twenty-five! -You don't have enough credits! 558 00:26:42,800 --> 00:26:44,120 -Do the math. -Hey! 559 00:26:44,200 --> 00:26:48,400 Twenty-four going once, twenty-four going twice, sold for 24. 560 00:26:48,480 --> 00:26:49,320 Got him. 561 00:26:49,400 --> 00:26:51,520 -Well done. -He's mine! You cheated! 562 00:26:51,600 --> 00:26:53,600 -I need to make a call. -Go, go. 563 00:26:53,680 --> 00:26:55,280 And then there's Andrea. 564 00:26:55,360 --> 00:26:58,280 Every time I looked at her, I found out something new about her. 565 00:26:58,360 --> 00:26:59,480 -Thirty on Berardi. -No, 31! 566 00:26:59,560 --> 00:27:00,720 -No! -32! 567 00:27:00,800 --> 00:27:01,800 Berardi's my guy! 568 00:27:01,880 --> 00:27:04,320 And then there's Gianni. He's been my best friend forever. 569 00:27:04,400 --> 00:27:06,960 That guy'll do just about anything to win. 570 00:27:07,040 --> 00:27:08,920 Thirty minutes to go, and it's still one-nil. 571 00:27:09,000 --> 00:27:12,280 A well-deserved close-up of the player who's just been dominating this game. 572 00:27:12,360 --> 00:27:15,080 Not only has he scored a goal, he's also been outstanding on the field. 573 00:27:15,160 --> 00:27:17,360 -He's shown this team what it's like-- -Hey, Pier. 574 00:27:17,440 --> 00:27:18,520 -What? -Tone it down a bit. 575 00:27:18,600 --> 00:27:19,760 He's gonna end up with seven. 576 00:27:19,840 --> 00:27:21,760 -He'll get a 7.5. -7.5? 577 00:27:21,840 --> 00:27:23,720 He'll get a 7.5. He's in my 11. 578 00:27:23,800 --> 00:27:25,560 The ball goes out for a throw-in… 579 00:27:25,640 --> 00:27:26,960 Your Honor, 580 00:27:27,760 --> 00:27:29,240 that's not all he's done. 581 00:27:29,320 --> 00:27:30,200 Oh, no? 582 00:27:30,280 --> 00:27:32,080 Excuse me. How much do I owe you? 583 00:27:32,160 --> 00:27:33,440 No, no, Mr. Orsato. 584 00:27:34,280 --> 00:27:36,280 It's on me. 585 00:27:36,360 --> 00:27:37,200 Daniele. 586 00:27:37,840 --> 00:27:41,640 Today is an important day for me. You see, I'm three points down. 587 00:27:41,720 --> 00:27:44,280 How about a beer… for a yellow card? 588 00:27:44,960 --> 00:27:47,520 Or maybe a red one for Petagna? Hm? 589 00:27:47,600 --> 00:27:50,720 I'm sorry, but are you trying to bribe me with a beer? 590 00:27:50,800 --> 00:27:52,480 Guys, come over here. 591 00:27:52,560 --> 00:27:54,480 -Hm? What is it? -Excuse me. 592 00:27:54,560 --> 00:27:57,080 It was a joke. Oh, look, it's the police. 593 00:27:57,160 --> 00:27:59,280 Listen, if you need help with anything, I'm your guy… 594 00:27:59,360 --> 00:28:00,760 So how much do I owe you? 595 00:28:00,840 --> 00:28:02,880 He's won six consecutive years in a row. 596 00:28:02,960 --> 00:28:04,320 -Twenty-two. -Twenty-three. 597 00:28:04,400 --> 00:28:05,360 Twenty-four. 598 00:28:06,240 --> 00:28:08,160 -Twenty-- -Fra, are you raising? 599 00:28:08,240 --> 00:28:09,240 No, he's not raising? 600 00:28:09,320 --> 00:28:12,160 So you're jealous of your friend because he's won six years in a row. 601 00:28:12,240 --> 00:28:15,120 No, I told you. Me and Gianni have been best friends since we were babies. 602 00:28:15,200 --> 00:28:16,160 We even lived together. 603 00:28:16,240 --> 00:28:19,040 Okay, 24 going once, going twice, and sold for 24. 604 00:28:19,120 --> 00:28:21,040 -Ninni, enough. Stop it, come on. -He's mine. 605 00:28:21,120 --> 00:28:23,040 No, no. Why'd you sign me up on Grindr? 606 00:28:23,120 --> 00:28:26,120 -Because it was funny. -No, it's not funny. No, no… Oh! 607 00:28:26,200 --> 00:28:27,200 Back off. 608 00:28:27,280 --> 00:28:29,280 I-- I'm warning you. I'll beat the crap out of you. 609 00:28:29,360 --> 00:28:30,880 Get the-- get the fuck out of my face. 610 00:28:30,960 --> 00:28:32,280 Why don't you go fuck yourself? 611 00:28:32,360 --> 00:28:34,680 You certainly don't act like friends. 612 00:28:34,760 --> 00:28:37,480 You say and do the most horrible things to each other. 613 00:28:38,400 --> 00:28:40,000 But that's exactly the point. 614 00:28:40,840 --> 00:28:43,880 We have normal lives and work normal jobs, 615 00:28:43,960 --> 00:28:46,160 and yet, we're not normal people at all. 616 00:28:46,240 --> 00:28:48,080 Fantasy football is where we losers 617 00:28:48,160 --> 00:28:50,280 put all our hopes and dreams of winning something 618 00:28:50,360 --> 00:28:52,160 for once in our sorry lives. 619 00:28:52,240 --> 00:28:56,400 It's also where we joke about our mothers and someone's anal virginity. 620 00:28:57,000 --> 00:29:00,520 We don't have to pretend with each other. We can be who we really are. 621 00:29:02,440 --> 00:29:03,920 Despicable people. 622 00:29:04,960 --> 00:29:06,040 Ah. Great. 623 00:29:06,680 --> 00:29:08,640 Andrea? Wait, I'll drive you home. 624 00:29:08,720 --> 00:29:09,720 Okay, but hurry. 625 00:29:10,800 --> 00:29:12,080 -Ciao. -See ya. 626 00:29:12,160 --> 00:29:15,680 Rincón-Ionita! 627 00:29:15,760 --> 00:29:17,520 You bought Pavoletti, didn't you? 628 00:29:18,040 --> 00:29:19,640 Then you'll sleep in the car. 629 00:29:19,720 --> 00:29:22,360 Turn the heating on, though. It's really cold out. 630 00:29:22,440 --> 00:29:25,640 You're absolutely right about that, Assunta. Good night. 631 00:29:25,720 --> 00:29:27,080 -Excuse me. -What the--? 632 00:29:27,160 --> 00:29:29,280 Hello, my Romeo. Yes, I'm on my way. 633 00:29:29,360 --> 00:29:30,280 See ya. 634 00:29:32,760 --> 00:29:34,160 No room for you on the couch. Sorry. 635 00:29:34,760 --> 00:29:35,720 Good night. 636 00:29:36,280 --> 00:29:38,200 Simone, are we going or what? 637 00:29:41,840 --> 00:29:43,920 So basically, the story is about human beings 638 00:29:44,000 --> 00:29:47,160 winning a huge war against zombies and what happens after, okay? 639 00:29:47,240 --> 00:29:48,240 Um… 640 00:29:48,760 --> 00:29:50,600 Does that sound stupid? 641 00:29:50,680 --> 00:29:52,000 -No, no. Go on. -Well… 642 00:29:52,080 --> 00:29:53,680 Uh… So, they don't imprison them, 643 00:29:53,760 --> 00:29:56,120 but they give them all the boring, menial jobs. 644 00:29:56,200 --> 00:29:59,080 You know, like a… like a cashier. 645 00:29:59,160 --> 00:30:01,720 Or the really dangerous ones, like a stuntman. 646 00:30:01,800 --> 00:30:02,640 Why a stuntman? 647 00:30:02,720 --> 00:30:04,800 Because it's smart, if you think about it. I mean, uh… 648 00:30:04,880 --> 00:30:06,840 zombies don't need a union. That's just fact. 649 00:30:06,920 --> 00:30:09,640 They don't need to bring their lunches, but the best, though, 650 00:30:09,720 --> 00:30:10,960 is they won't die. 651 00:30:11,560 --> 00:30:14,840 I think it's time we got going. 652 00:30:14,920 --> 00:30:16,280 Mm. Actually… 653 00:30:17,000 --> 00:30:18,320 Why don't you come to my place, 654 00:30:18,400 --> 00:30:20,360 where we could eat a fabulous vegetarian pizza 655 00:30:20,440 --> 00:30:21,800 with kamut flour and peppers? 656 00:30:24,080 --> 00:30:25,200 You mean tonight? 657 00:30:28,680 --> 00:30:29,800 No. 658 00:30:29,880 --> 00:30:32,080 Maybe we'd better not. No. 659 00:30:32,160 --> 00:30:34,480 It's late. We should go. 660 00:30:42,600 --> 00:30:44,760 I actually asked her if she meant tonight. 661 00:30:45,480 --> 00:30:46,520 I'm an idiot. 662 00:30:46,600 --> 00:30:47,760 A real idiot. 663 00:30:49,200 --> 00:30:50,960 -Good morning. -Good morning. 664 00:30:51,040 --> 00:30:52,600 Tell me you fucked her good. 665 00:30:53,760 --> 00:30:54,720 God… 666 00:30:54,800 --> 00:30:56,560 Obviously, you didn't. 667 00:30:56,640 --> 00:30:58,560 But if it's any consolation, 668 00:30:59,400 --> 00:31:01,000 I think I'm in love with her. 669 00:31:03,320 --> 00:31:05,640 So you basically fucked up twice in one night? 670 00:31:06,840 --> 00:31:08,320 You're the champ, Simone. 671 00:31:08,400 --> 00:31:11,200 Do you owe any money to Mr. Martini? 672 00:31:11,280 --> 00:31:15,560 I ask this because apparently you slept on his sofa for months. 673 00:31:15,640 --> 00:31:17,120 -Without paying rent. -No. 674 00:31:17,200 --> 00:31:21,360 Sorry, Your Honor, but this is merely a case of adverse possession. 675 00:31:21,440 --> 00:31:22,720 Write that down, Rizzo. 676 00:31:25,000 --> 00:31:25,960 What're you doing? 677 00:31:27,920 --> 00:31:29,880 Who have I bought as a forward this year? 678 00:31:30,560 --> 00:31:32,360 Lautaro Martínez. 679 00:31:32,440 --> 00:31:35,480 -And what about last year? -Same. Lautaro Martínez. 680 00:31:35,560 --> 00:31:37,080 I'm gonna get him next year too. 681 00:31:37,160 --> 00:31:40,360 Because even though I can't stand him, Lautaro is a sure thing, man. All right? 682 00:31:40,440 --> 00:31:42,120 I hate taking risks. 683 00:31:43,000 --> 00:31:46,360 That's why end of the season, I'm getting married. 684 00:31:46,440 --> 00:31:47,720 You serious? 685 00:31:47,800 --> 00:31:49,520 When did you propose to her? 686 00:31:52,200 --> 00:31:53,840 You know what happened? 687 00:31:53,920 --> 00:31:56,320 It was totally impulsive. 688 00:31:56,400 --> 00:31:59,120 It all started when Bianca asked a simple question. 689 00:31:59,200 --> 00:32:00,720 Do you want to have kids, Gianni? 690 00:32:00,800 --> 00:32:01,840 With me, I mean? 691 00:32:02,440 --> 00:32:04,400 Because I've been giving it a lot of thought 692 00:32:04,480 --> 00:32:05,600 and doing some calculations. 693 00:32:05,680 --> 00:32:09,080 I mean, considering the amount of time it takes to meet a man 694 00:32:09,160 --> 00:32:12,680 who's somewhat decent and, you know, has a pretty good head of hair… 695 00:32:12,760 --> 00:32:15,680 Well, maybe that's not essential. 696 00:32:15,760 --> 00:32:19,520 But, you know, the time it would take 697 00:32:19,600 --> 00:32:22,480 to convince someone new to rethink his life, 698 00:32:22,560 --> 00:32:24,880 his space, and po-- po-- po-- 699 00:32:24,960 --> 00:32:26,080 Po-- Yes… 700 00:32:26,160 --> 00:32:30,120 Po-po-possibly consider having children. Well, I just think that, uh… 701 00:32:30,200 --> 00:32:31,960 If you, uh… 702 00:32:32,040 --> 00:32:32,880 Oh, yes! 703 00:32:32,960 --> 00:32:35,280 If you… don't want any, 704 00:32:35,360 --> 00:32:36,320 then we should… 705 00:32:36,400 --> 00:32:38,320 we should… totally just… 706 00:32:38,400 --> 00:32:39,760 call it quits! Mm-hm! 707 00:32:39,840 --> 00:32:42,560 But not… But not now! 708 00:32:42,640 --> 00:32:45,200 No, we should've split… two years ago! 709 00:32:47,320 --> 00:32:48,520 Honey. 710 00:32:48,600 --> 00:32:49,600 What're you saying? 711 00:32:50,560 --> 00:32:51,960 Do you want to get married? 712 00:32:55,960 --> 00:32:57,960 Yeah, we'll see. We'll see, babe. 713 00:32:58,040 --> 00:33:00,280 You, uh, get back down there, huh? And do it again. 714 00:33:02,600 --> 00:33:03,800 She said, "We'll see"? 715 00:33:03,880 --> 00:33:05,640 -She actually said that? -Yeah! 716 00:33:05,720 --> 00:33:07,680 -"We'll see" were her exact words! -No! 717 00:33:07,760 --> 00:33:09,720 Of course she said that. Of course she would. 718 00:33:09,800 --> 00:33:12,080 She said, "We'll see," and she's moving in here. 719 00:33:12,160 --> 00:33:14,440 Come on, Gianni, no way. 720 00:33:14,520 --> 00:33:18,360 There's not enough room here as it is, and the bathroom's tiny, so… 721 00:33:24,440 --> 00:33:27,800 CHAPTER 3 - THE OPENING DAY OF THE SEASON 6 MONTHS EARLIER 722 00:33:31,560 --> 00:33:34,160 So, I had to pack up all of my stuff. 723 00:33:35,040 --> 00:33:37,280 I didn't really have that much to begin with. 724 00:33:38,600 --> 00:33:39,960 Some books, 725 00:33:40,040 --> 00:33:42,640 a picture of Gianni and me in Mykonos. 726 00:33:42,720 --> 00:33:45,600 So, technically speaking, Mr. Martini kicked you out. 727 00:33:45,680 --> 00:33:48,240 Objection. Leading the witness. 728 00:33:48,320 --> 00:33:49,640 -I'll rephrase. -Mm. 729 00:33:49,720 --> 00:33:53,720 So, did you leave Mr. Martini's apartment of your own accord? 730 00:33:53,800 --> 00:33:57,040 Yes. It was opening day of our league's championship. 731 00:33:57,120 --> 00:33:59,280 I feel like Totti on the day he retired. 732 00:33:59,360 --> 00:34:01,480 For that guy… Who was it? 733 00:34:03,800 --> 00:34:05,600 Too old to continue playing. 734 00:34:06,800 --> 00:34:09,680 I'm sure he was shitting his pants about retiring, though. 735 00:34:15,360 --> 00:34:16,480 No… 736 00:34:16,560 --> 00:34:18,880 Hey, come on. You burned Benassi. 737 00:34:18,960 --> 00:34:20,760 My beloved Benassi rug. 738 00:34:20,840 --> 00:34:22,640 When was the last time we cleaned it? 739 00:34:22,720 --> 00:34:24,320 I don't think we ever have. 740 00:34:29,560 --> 00:34:31,480 So, Your Honor, there I was. 741 00:34:31,560 --> 00:34:33,200 I didn't have a job or a home. 742 00:34:33,280 --> 00:34:36,440 I had no other choice. I had to go back to Grandma's, 743 00:34:36,520 --> 00:34:38,960 where yet another couch was waiting for me. 744 00:34:54,520 --> 00:34:56,240 And now, the continuing saga… 745 00:34:56,320 --> 00:34:58,320 Grandma was always great company. 746 00:34:59,080 --> 00:35:01,000 Between her soap operas… 747 00:35:01,560 --> 00:35:02,680 Hi. 748 00:35:02,760 --> 00:35:05,240 I read in the group chat that everyone's going to the pub. 749 00:35:05,320 --> 00:35:06,760 I'm already in the area. 750 00:35:06,840 --> 00:35:09,080 Why don't we meet up for a drink beforehand? 751 00:35:10,200 --> 00:35:12,920 Your Honor, what does love mean to you? Hm? 752 00:35:13,000 --> 00:35:15,080 Mr. Pascale, let's not get silly here, please. 753 00:35:15,160 --> 00:35:17,520 No, come on. I know it's a silly question, but I'm interested. 754 00:35:17,600 --> 00:35:19,360 I find most definitions miss the point. 755 00:35:19,440 --> 00:35:21,400 Hey, what're those lines again from Pulp Fiction? 756 00:35:21,480 --> 00:35:23,840 "That's when you know you've found somebody special, 757 00:35:23,920 --> 00:35:25,720 when you can just shut the fuck up for a minute 758 00:35:25,800 --> 00:35:27,520 and comfortably enjoy the silence." 759 00:35:27,600 --> 00:35:31,120 Personally, I'd say you know you've found that someone special 760 00:35:31,200 --> 00:35:33,240 when you're watching Lecce-Spezia, 761 00:35:33,320 --> 00:35:35,840 the score's 0-0, you've got no one on the pitch, 762 00:35:35,920 --> 00:35:38,400 and yet your heart is beating a thousand times a minute. 763 00:35:38,480 --> 00:35:39,920 What an exciting game, huh? 764 00:35:40,000 --> 00:35:42,160 …in the first half, Spezia came out… 765 00:35:42,240 --> 00:35:45,560 What are you saying? It's the halftime commentary, Simone. 766 00:35:46,280 --> 00:35:49,040 Uh, yeah. I know. 767 00:35:49,120 --> 00:35:51,160 I was talking about the first half. 768 00:35:51,920 --> 00:35:54,400 What we need is more physicality inside the box, 769 00:35:54,480 --> 00:35:55,920 because we're going to see… 770 00:35:58,680 --> 00:35:59,960 Hey, guys, you've gotta see this. 771 00:36:00,040 --> 00:36:03,240 Is this the weirdest fucking picture you've ever seen in your life or what? 772 00:36:04,280 --> 00:36:07,800 Wow. Uh, is it a penis wearing a cowboy hat? 773 00:36:07,880 --> 00:36:09,280 Hello, everybody! 774 00:36:10,920 --> 00:36:13,080 -Oh, hi. -Hey, chief. 775 00:36:13,160 --> 00:36:15,120 -Hi, sweetie. -I'll have a beer, please, sir! 776 00:36:15,200 --> 00:36:16,840 -Coming up. -Make it two. 777 00:36:16,920 --> 00:36:19,480 My wife'll be here soon, and I wanna be drunk by then. 778 00:36:19,560 --> 00:36:21,760 -Come on, for fuck's sake! -I'll get another one. 779 00:36:21,840 --> 00:36:23,760 Awesome. Get one for her too, huh? 780 00:36:23,840 --> 00:36:26,080 Then your daddy can have that one as well, okay? 781 00:36:26,160 --> 00:36:29,480 Oh, here they come! Pavoletti's got the ball… 782 00:36:29,560 --> 00:36:30,880 Pavoletti! 783 00:36:30,960 --> 00:36:33,480 He scored! Pavoletti! 784 00:36:33,560 --> 00:36:35,000 Yeah! Awesome! 785 00:36:35,080 --> 00:36:37,520 Look who scored! Pavoletti just scored! 786 00:36:38,480 --> 00:36:40,000 Honey… Honey? 787 00:36:40,680 --> 00:36:44,360 Listen, I'm gonna buy a new carpet, okay? The one we've got now, it's disgusting. 788 00:36:44,440 --> 00:36:45,480 -Benassi? -It smells. 789 00:36:45,560 --> 00:36:46,920 Uh, the green one. 790 00:36:47,000 --> 00:36:48,000 But, honey, please. 791 00:36:48,080 --> 00:36:50,680 Benassi is the last bastion of incivility that I've got left. 792 00:36:50,760 --> 00:36:51,920 In your house it was, maybe. 793 00:36:52,000 --> 00:36:55,160 In our house, you are the last bastion of incivility, my darling. 794 00:36:55,880 --> 00:36:57,200 Did someone say "Benassi"? 795 00:36:57,280 --> 00:37:00,480 Oh, happy birthday, Simone! How old are you this time? 796 00:37:02,360 --> 00:37:05,520 -Uh, I'm 34. Why? -Is that all? Great, great. 797 00:37:05,600 --> 00:37:08,600 Because this is the third birthday you've had in the last six months, so… 798 00:37:08,680 --> 00:37:11,360 Well, this time it's the real one. Swear to God. It's my birthday. 799 00:37:11,440 --> 00:37:12,560 -Yeah, okay. -Great. 800 00:37:12,640 --> 00:37:15,040 -Those were white lies, honey. -It's okay, honey. Don't worry. 801 00:37:15,120 --> 00:37:17,680 As long as you lie to spend time with him, that's your problem. 802 00:37:17,760 --> 00:37:20,240 -Not mine, okay? -There, see? That's why I love this woman. 803 00:37:20,320 --> 00:37:22,400 -I love you. I love you! -Love you too. 804 00:37:22,480 --> 00:37:23,360 -Ciao. -Have fun. 805 00:37:23,440 --> 00:37:24,960 -Ciao, Bianca! -Ciao, love you! 806 00:37:25,040 --> 00:37:27,680 -Don't do anything I wouldn't. -Love you! What're you doing? 807 00:37:27,760 --> 00:37:30,840 You should've texted me. I didn't know you told her it was my birthday, sorry… 808 00:37:30,920 --> 00:37:32,680 Drunk already? You are, aren't you? 809 00:37:32,760 --> 00:37:34,640 Come on, let Daddy score a sweet brace. 810 00:37:34,720 --> 00:37:35,920 You have to cry? 811 00:37:36,000 --> 00:37:37,760 Look. Listen to me good. 812 00:37:37,840 --> 00:37:39,240 You need to start crying, 813 00:37:39,320 --> 00:37:43,320 or I'll let you sit in your dirty, shit-filled diaper until tomorrow, got it? 814 00:37:43,400 --> 00:37:44,600 Come on, cry for Daddy! 815 00:37:50,840 --> 00:37:54,160 Hiding out in a public washroom instead of trying to plant one on her? 816 00:37:54,240 --> 00:37:55,760 Get out there. Give it a try! 817 00:37:55,840 --> 00:37:58,160 I can't do it. She's even beating me at fantasy football. 818 00:37:58,240 --> 00:38:02,800 -It wouldn't be very manly of me. -Buh-buh-buh. "Not manly." 819 00:38:02,880 --> 00:38:06,200 "She's beating me at fantasy football. I've got problems with the second act." 820 00:38:06,280 --> 00:38:07,920 You write excuses, not film? 821 00:38:08,000 --> 00:38:10,200 What happens in the second act, anyway? 822 00:38:10,280 --> 00:38:12,200 It's the part where the character faces a crisis. 823 00:38:12,280 --> 00:38:14,080 What the fuck do you want from me, huh? 824 00:38:14,160 --> 00:38:15,680 I care about you. 825 00:38:15,760 --> 00:38:17,760 You could do anything, but you don't. 826 00:38:17,840 --> 00:38:18,840 You're like… 827 00:38:19,800 --> 00:38:20,800 You're like Cassano. 828 00:38:21,400 --> 00:38:24,160 You mean a misunderstood genius who says "chapeau" a lot? 829 00:38:24,960 --> 00:38:25,840 A genius, yes. 830 00:38:25,920 --> 00:38:26,960 Misunderstood? Maybe. 831 00:38:27,040 --> 00:38:29,880 If he'd been more committed, he could have easily won the Ballon d'Or. 832 00:38:29,960 --> 00:38:32,920 You know what I'd have said? "Oh, Antonio, why didn't you try harder?" 833 00:38:33,000 --> 00:38:34,000 "Why not?" 834 00:38:36,480 --> 00:38:37,720 No, I can't do it. No. 835 00:38:37,800 --> 00:38:39,400 -Why not? -Why not? 836 00:38:39,480 --> 00:38:41,960 Because right now, I can fantasize about her all I want. 837 00:38:42,040 --> 00:38:44,200 Until I make a move, she could still be the one. 838 00:38:44,280 --> 00:38:46,320 What if I try to kiss her, and she refuses? 839 00:38:46,400 --> 00:38:47,240 Oh my God… 840 00:38:47,320 --> 00:38:49,120 Or what if, say, two years from now, 841 00:38:49,200 --> 00:38:52,120 I'm brushing my teeth at the sink, and she says she doesn't love me anymore? 842 00:38:52,200 --> 00:38:53,880 Nah, the cat would be dead either way. 843 00:38:53,960 --> 00:38:55,160 The Schrödinger effect. 844 00:38:56,240 --> 00:38:57,560 I'm gonna smack you in the head. 845 00:38:57,640 --> 00:39:00,440 Stop being Cassano, and become Fabio Grosso in the World Cup. 846 00:39:00,520 --> 00:39:02,200 What would Fabio Grosso do? 847 00:39:04,160 --> 00:39:05,000 Hm. 848 00:39:06,560 --> 00:39:08,240 He'd get his ass out there and kiss her. 849 00:39:08,320 --> 00:39:10,960 Yes. And then he'd celebrate like crazy. 850 00:39:11,040 --> 00:39:12,600 Yeah! 851 00:39:14,760 --> 00:39:17,000 Yeah! 852 00:39:22,440 --> 00:39:24,040 That's it. I'm going. 853 00:39:25,920 --> 00:39:27,040 It'll be over quick. 854 00:39:27,640 --> 00:39:29,280 Better go pick up the pieces. 855 00:39:29,360 --> 00:39:31,040 Pavoletti's got the ball… 856 00:39:31,120 --> 00:39:32,720 -Goal! -Goal! 857 00:39:34,600 --> 00:39:36,720 -Pavoletti! -4-3 for Cagli! 858 00:39:37,320 --> 00:39:39,880 That's why I always start my brace-scorers. 859 00:39:39,960 --> 00:39:41,000 Incredible! 860 00:39:41,080 --> 00:39:43,080 Unbelievable end to this match… 861 00:39:43,160 --> 00:39:45,920 -Thanks. -There's something I need to tell you. 862 00:39:46,640 --> 00:39:48,800 Insane! Pavoletti did not disappoint… 863 00:39:52,400 --> 00:39:54,640 So, I think you've won this week's game. 864 00:39:54,720 --> 00:39:55,640 Yeah. See ya. 865 00:40:00,440 --> 00:40:04,320 Look, the only thing that's clear to me after this drawn out 866 00:40:04,400 --> 00:40:08,720 and totally boring, painfully-wordy account, Mr. Pascale, 867 00:40:08,800 --> 00:40:11,240 is that you are desperately in love with Ms. Carrisi. 868 00:40:11,320 --> 00:40:12,720 Yes, that is pretty obvious, 869 00:40:12,800 --> 00:40:16,040 but, you see, what has me confused, and I hope you can clear it up, 870 00:40:16,560 --> 00:40:17,600 is what… 871 00:40:19,080 --> 00:40:20,720 …his affection for Ms. Carrisi 872 00:40:20,800 --> 00:40:25,560 has to do with the disappearance of our friend Gianni Martini? 873 00:40:38,680 --> 00:40:41,640 -Andrea is the motive. -The motive for what, exactly? 874 00:40:41,720 --> 00:40:44,120 You murdered Gianni Martini because of her. 875 00:40:44,200 --> 00:40:45,120 No, no. 876 00:40:45,200 --> 00:40:48,800 It's been nice chatting with you and all, but I can't accept this. Let me handle it. 877 00:40:48,880 --> 00:40:52,280 Look, you can't just blame my client for something like that out of the blue. 878 00:40:52,360 --> 00:40:54,560 You need to have solid proof. Where's your proof, huh? 879 00:40:54,640 --> 00:40:57,280 Well… we've got the weapon. 880 00:40:57,360 --> 00:40:58,520 Recognize this, Pascale? 881 00:41:00,520 --> 00:41:03,920 The only fingerprints to be found on this cup… 882 00:41:05,880 --> 00:41:06,880 belong to you. 883 00:41:07,680 --> 00:41:10,600 And do you see those traces of blood there? 884 00:41:11,600 --> 00:41:13,080 According to the forensic report, 885 00:41:13,160 --> 00:41:15,640 it belongs to none other than Gianni Martini. 886 00:41:15,720 --> 00:41:16,600 So? 887 00:41:17,560 --> 00:41:20,720 Mr. Pascale, are you going to tell us what happened last night? 888 00:41:20,800 --> 00:41:22,720 What the hell do you want me to say? 889 00:41:22,800 --> 00:41:24,160 I don't remember anything! 890 00:41:24,240 --> 00:41:27,920 But if I'd killed my best friend, I think I'd remember that. Come on! 891 00:41:29,880 --> 00:41:31,520 Say something, Federico. 892 00:41:33,280 --> 00:41:34,280 Federico? 893 00:41:38,480 --> 00:41:40,520 Oh, come on! I didn't do it, though! 894 00:41:41,280 --> 00:41:42,200 Let's take a break now. 895 00:41:42,280 --> 00:41:45,440 See if you can clear your head. Take a walk. Maybe you'll remember. 896 00:41:45,520 --> 00:41:46,600 Morabito, show him out. 897 00:41:46,680 --> 00:41:49,720 Meanwhile, I'll have a little chat with their lady friend. 898 00:41:51,080 --> 00:41:52,080 Let's go. 899 00:41:52,160 --> 00:41:53,720 Wait a sec. Andrea's here? 900 00:41:56,160 --> 00:41:57,040 Let's go. 901 00:42:04,360 --> 00:42:06,320 Bring in Ms. Carrisi. 902 00:42:16,080 --> 00:42:17,680 Federico, can you come with me? 903 00:42:36,800 --> 00:42:37,640 Oh! 904 00:42:37,720 --> 00:42:40,000 Hey! What the fuck did you do to him?! 905 00:42:40,080 --> 00:42:41,120 -Whoa! -What did you do? 906 00:42:41,200 --> 00:42:43,200 -What the fuck are you doing? -Tell me what you did! 907 00:42:43,280 --> 00:42:44,600 I didn't do anything! 908 00:42:44,680 --> 00:42:46,840 -Bianca, are you crazy or what? -I'll kill you! 909 00:42:46,920 --> 00:42:49,480 -Are you nuts? Come on! -You and those other two, I swear! 910 00:42:49,560 --> 00:42:51,800 -Sit down, okay? -What the fuck was that? 911 00:42:51,880 --> 00:42:54,360 -Bianca, calm down. -Yes. I'm calm, okay? 912 00:42:55,920 --> 00:42:56,800 She's crazy. 913 00:43:01,600 --> 00:43:03,640 Does this mean that you too will be relying 914 00:43:03,720 --> 00:43:05,680 on Counselor Leone's professionalism? 915 00:43:12,200 --> 00:43:13,120 So be it. 916 00:43:13,200 --> 00:43:16,640 All right, we've been chatting with your memory-challenged friend 917 00:43:16,720 --> 00:43:20,120 about the events on the 12th of September, 2023. 918 00:43:20,640 --> 00:43:22,400 The so-called "opening day" of the season. 919 00:43:22,480 --> 00:43:25,480 Now, do you remember what transpired that evening? 920 00:43:26,320 --> 00:43:27,480 Yes, I do, Your Honor. 921 00:43:29,680 --> 00:43:31,200 -Fuck! -What happened? 922 00:43:32,520 --> 00:43:33,720 Pothole? 923 00:43:33,800 --> 00:43:35,080 Hit by a car! 924 00:43:35,760 --> 00:43:37,760 Simone… 925 00:43:38,360 --> 00:43:40,840 What happened to you this time, huh? 926 00:43:40,920 --> 00:43:43,240 Was it a panic attack or a car accident? 927 00:43:43,320 --> 00:43:44,800 Elvira, how's your daughter? 928 00:43:44,880 --> 00:43:47,120 -She's fine. -What the hell? How often is he here? 929 00:43:47,200 --> 00:43:48,280 You'd be surprised how much. 930 00:43:48,360 --> 00:43:50,240 -He gets free meals here. -Oh, it hurts! 931 00:43:50,320 --> 00:43:53,160 Incredible. 932 00:43:55,360 --> 00:43:57,120 Have you known Simone for long? 933 00:43:57,200 --> 00:43:59,880 We've known each other since we were four years old. 934 00:43:59,960 --> 00:44:01,320 Yeah, we sat next to each other 935 00:44:01,400 --> 00:44:04,000 from kindergarten all the way through high school. 936 00:44:04,720 --> 00:44:05,600 That's nice. 937 00:44:05,680 --> 00:44:07,120 Yes. Very. 938 00:44:08,000 --> 00:44:09,800 I've never had a friend that close. 939 00:44:10,600 --> 00:44:14,000 Would you believe that he actually burned the class attendance records? 940 00:44:14,080 --> 00:44:16,000 Yeah, just so that he'd get flunked with me. 941 00:44:16,080 --> 00:44:18,640 -Are you kidding me? -And he was top of the class. 942 00:44:18,720 --> 00:44:19,560 Yeah. 943 00:44:20,760 --> 00:44:23,440 I would be totally lost without him. 944 00:44:25,160 --> 00:44:26,360 I'm terrified, you know? 945 00:44:27,120 --> 00:44:28,000 Seriously? 946 00:44:28,840 --> 00:44:29,720 Yes. 947 00:44:31,160 --> 00:44:32,840 That seems very unlike you. 948 00:44:33,800 --> 00:44:34,640 Why? 949 00:44:34,720 --> 00:44:36,680 You just don't come across as the kind of guy 950 00:44:36,760 --> 00:44:38,520 who'd admit to having fears. 951 00:44:40,960 --> 00:44:42,760 Well, it'll be our little secret. 952 00:44:46,520 --> 00:44:48,720 Listen, I've got a joint in my bag here. 953 00:44:50,080 --> 00:44:51,000 What do you say? 954 00:44:52,640 --> 00:44:53,840 You're such a rocker. 955 00:45:16,920 --> 00:45:18,480 We're chatting, that's all. 956 00:45:19,360 --> 00:45:22,240 All right, it was when I was 16 years old. 957 00:45:22,320 --> 00:45:23,160 Uh-huh. 958 00:45:23,240 --> 00:45:24,960 And it was in the gym locker room. 959 00:45:25,040 --> 00:45:27,280 Uh-huh. Poetic. 960 00:45:27,360 --> 00:45:28,920 It was with a female classmate. 961 00:45:32,960 --> 00:45:34,040 Ah… 962 00:45:36,000 --> 00:45:38,960 -You? -In Mykonos with Simone. 963 00:45:39,040 --> 00:45:41,240 Come on, Mykonos? 964 00:45:41,320 --> 00:45:42,360 -No! -See? I told you. 965 00:45:42,440 --> 00:45:44,240 -No, I totally told you. -Told me what? 966 00:45:44,320 --> 00:45:46,720 -Yeah, I knew it all along. -What did you know? I don't get it. 967 00:45:46,800 --> 00:45:48,680 -Oh, come on. -What're you saying? 968 00:45:48,760 --> 00:45:50,240 I was traveling with Simone. 969 00:45:50,320 --> 00:45:52,240 We were in Greece, then I met this amazing girl. 970 00:45:52,320 --> 00:45:54,240 -I mean, the girl's the one I, uh… -Ah. 971 00:45:54,840 --> 00:45:56,560 -Hey, guys? -Yes? 972 00:45:56,640 --> 00:45:59,320 You might as well go home. They're keeping him here. 973 00:45:59,400 --> 00:46:00,240 Is he okay? 974 00:46:00,320 --> 00:46:01,320 -Yes, he's fine. -Ah. 975 00:46:01,400 --> 00:46:02,480 -Okay. -Good. 976 00:46:04,720 --> 00:46:06,840 I live right here. That's my door. 977 00:46:07,840 --> 00:46:08,680 Okay. 978 00:46:11,520 --> 00:46:13,040 Well, thanks for the ride. 979 00:46:13,120 --> 00:46:14,320 -Good night. -Good night. 980 00:46:15,880 --> 00:46:17,880 Then he gave me a lift home on his scooter, 981 00:46:17,960 --> 00:46:19,760 and we said good night to each other. 982 00:46:21,680 --> 00:46:22,560 Is that all? 983 00:46:22,640 --> 00:46:23,640 Yeah, that's all. 984 00:46:25,920 --> 00:46:28,040 Then, can you please explain to me why, 985 00:46:28,120 --> 00:46:30,720 at 3:47 the following morning, 986 00:46:30,800 --> 00:46:33,320 you texted Gianni Martini this message? 987 00:46:33,400 --> 00:46:35,760 "We can't tell anyone about this." 988 00:46:35,840 --> 00:46:39,240 Now, what exactly couldn't you tell anyone about? 989 00:47:14,040 --> 00:47:18,440 I left a light on all last night 990 00:47:18,520 --> 00:47:20,440 For you to see 991 00:47:20,520 --> 00:47:21,360 Ah. 992 00:47:21,440 --> 00:47:24,640 Tears left my eyes 993 00:47:24,720 --> 00:47:26,760 You saw them dry 994 00:47:26,840 --> 00:47:28,840 That's what you see 995 00:47:30,400 --> 00:47:32,120 Either way… 996 00:47:32,200 --> 00:47:34,440 Would you like a rug? 997 00:47:34,520 --> 00:47:36,480 I won this thing in fantasy football. 998 00:47:37,280 --> 00:47:38,880 -When Benassi scored. -Ah. 999 00:47:38,960 --> 00:47:43,240 Either way, we'll have our fun 1000 00:47:43,320 --> 00:47:45,800 But we'll never know 1001 00:47:45,880 --> 00:47:47,200 No, no 1002 00:47:47,960 --> 00:47:51,360 If our love is right 1003 00:47:52,440 --> 00:47:55,880 'Cause you know I'm not satisfied 1004 00:47:55,960 --> 00:47:59,280 No, no, no, I'm not… 1005 00:47:59,360 --> 00:48:02,520 How long did this relationship with Gianni Martini last? 1006 00:48:04,840 --> 00:48:06,680 Until the international break. 1007 00:48:07,440 --> 00:48:08,320 Hm. 1008 00:48:08,400 --> 00:48:10,440 -Can you translate that for me? -November. 1009 00:48:10,520 --> 00:48:11,360 Until November. 1010 00:48:11,440 --> 00:48:14,040 That's when all the national teams play games against each other, 1011 00:48:14,120 --> 00:48:15,680 and the league grinds to a halt. 1012 00:48:15,760 --> 00:48:18,960 It also means there's no fantasy football for two weeks. 1013 00:48:19,040 --> 00:48:21,320 During those 360 hours, 1014 00:48:21,400 --> 00:48:25,200 you'd better not do anything, because if something can go wrong, 1015 00:48:25,280 --> 00:48:26,800 it will go wrong. 1016 00:48:26,880 --> 00:48:27,880 Understand? 1017 00:48:27,960 --> 00:48:31,240 Yeah, it's like The Nothing spreading in The NeverEnding Story. 1018 00:48:31,320 --> 00:48:32,160 You got it? 1019 00:48:33,920 --> 00:48:35,480 -November. -Mm. 1020 00:48:37,120 --> 00:48:38,000 Sorry. 1021 00:48:39,000 --> 00:48:41,640 As you can see, it's new, but people are living here. 1022 00:48:41,720 --> 00:48:44,280 There's a big garage and 24-hour surveillance too. 1023 00:48:44,360 --> 00:48:45,440 Mm. 1024 00:48:45,520 --> 00:48:49,400 And plus, it's very peaceful and so quiet. 1025 00:48:49,480 --> 00:48:50,520 She's right. 1026 00:48:50,600 --> 00:48:53,320 But do we really need all this peace? 1027 00:48:54,840 --> 00:48:55,680 Yes. 1028 00:48:56,680 --> 00:48:58,040 -No? -Yes. 1029 00:49:01,680 --> 00:49:03,080 It's nice. 1030 00:49:04,920 --> 00:49:07,400 CHAPTER 4 - THE INTERNATIONAL BREAK 5 MONTHS EARLIER 1031 00:49:07,480 --> 00:49:09,280 Remember the Master League? 1032 00:49:09,360 --> 00:49:11,760 The old days with Castolo and Minanda. 1033 00:49:12,360 --> 00:49:14,480 Who the fuck is "Castoro"? 1034 00:49:14,560 --> 00:49:16,560 No, Castolo. 1035 00:49:16,640 --> 00:49:18,720 The Master League's best striker in PESO. 1036 00:49:21,280 --> 00:49:23,440 Wait a second. How old are you? 1037 00:49:23,520 --> 00:49:24,360 Twenty. 1038 00:49:24,440 --> 00:49:26,640 Why, how old are you? 1039 00:49:30,080 --> 00:49:31,680 Well, I'm certainly not 20. 1040 00:49:33,440 --> 00:49:34,680 I'm 34. 1041 00:49:34,760 --> 00:49:37,560 Tell me what's wrong, honey. What's going on with you? 1042 00:49:37,640 --> 00:49:40,600 Hm, it's nothing, Grandma. I'm just going through a rough patch. 1043 00:49:40,680 --> 00:49:42,400 It gets dark at 4:00 in the afternoon, 1044 00:49:42,480 --> 00:49:44,800 I'm not working that much, and I've gotta wear this cast. 1045 00:49:44,880 --> 00:49:46,280 Oh, really? You do? 1046 00:49:46,360 --> 00:49:49,600 You're the only person I know who when told you have to wear it for 30 days, 1047 00:49:49,680 --> 00:49:51,680 wears it for two months. Ah! 1048 00:49:53,240 --> 00:49:54,720 -What're you doing? -Taking it off. 1049 00:49:54,800 --> 00:49:55,760 -No, no. Hold on. -Yes. 1050 00:49:55,840 --> 00:49:57,720 Then you can go out and meet that beautiful girl 1051 00:49:57,800 --> 00:50:00,360 you've been pining over for the last two months, 1052 00:50:00,440 --> 00:50:01,640 and leave me in peace. 1053 00:50:02,360 --> 00:50:03,240 Give me your arm. 1054 00:50:04,000 --> 00:50:05,560 You're depressing, Simone. 1055 00:50:06,240 --> 00:50:08,120 I'm an old lady, and I've got arthrosis. 1056 00:50:08,200 --> 00:50:11,440 -Now, give me your arm. Stay still. There. -Ah! Please, Grandma! 1057 00:50:12,520 --> 00:50:14,160 -Thank you. -Mm. 1058 00:50:14,840 --> 00:50:17,320 You know I'm having a little boy, right? 1059 00:50:17,400 --> 00:50:18,280 No. 1060 00:50:19,520 --> 00:50:20,440 Yeah. 1061 00:50:20,960 --> 00:50:24,240 Sorry, look. I've been just going, uh, through a really shitty time lately. 1062 00:50:24,320 --> 00:50:25,880 I just haven't been myself. 1063 00:50:25,960 --> 00:50:27,560 Mm-hm. What's wrong? 1064 00:50:27,640 --> 00:50:29,040 Andrea, tell us what it is? 1065 00:50:30,400 --> 00:50:32,680 I've been to like a hundred job interviews this month. 1066 00:50:32,760 --> 00:50:34,440 It's the same story, over and over. 1067 00:50:34,520 --> 00:50:36,760 Someone younger than me telling me they'll let me know. 1068 00:50:36,840 --> 00:50:39,920 Which, frankly, is just a nice way of telling me to fuck off. 1069 00:50:40,000 --> 00:50:40,840 I know. 1070 00:50:40,920 --> 00:50:43,360 I really don't understand. What am I doing wrong? 1071 00:50:43,440 --> 00:50:47,440 I speak four languages. I've got a hell of a lot of experience. 1072 00:50:47,520 --> 00:50:48,600 I don't… 1073 00:50:48,680 --> 00:50:51,360 Andrea, can I be honest with you here? Can I? 1074 00:50:52,600 --> 00:50:55,000 You're 35 years old, you've never finished university, 1075 00:50:55,080 --> 00:50:58,080 and your CV looks like some 20-year-old who's never had a full-time job. 1076 00:50:58,800 --> 00:50:59,760 That's why. 1077 00:51:01,920 --> 00:51:04,160 -Sorry. -Excuse me? 1078 00:51:04,240 --> 00:51:06,120 -Yes? -Can we get two more of these? 1079 00:51:06,200 --> 00:51:07,840 -Of course. -Having anything else? 1080 00:51:07,920 --> 00:51:09,800 -No. -Are you pregnant? 1081 00:51:10,800 --> 00:51:13,080 -What the fuck is she saying? -I'm not. 1082 00:51:13,160 --> 00:51:14,360 Holy crap, thank God! 1083 00:51:15,840 --> 00:51:17,640 When did everyone else go on holiday? 1084 00:51:17,720 --> 00:51:20,400 -Three months ago. Yes. -Three months? 1085 00:51:20,480 --> 00:51:22,880 I can't believe we're spending our vacation camping. 1086 00:51:22,960 --> 00:51:24,160 It's so cold out. 1087 00:51:24,240 --> 00:51:28,840 Honey, I've told you a million times, I'm a PhD researcher at a university. 1088 00:51:28,920 --> 00:51:32,160 -There isn't a lot of money in that so… -You need to get a real job, seriously. 1089 00:51:32,240 --> 00:51:35,320 A real man doesn't take his family camping for their vacation! 1090 00:51:36,200 --> 00:51:38,440 When it's low season, in November! 1091 00:51:39,000 --> 00:51:42,080 You're 30 years old, Nico! When are you going to grow up? 1092 00:51:42,160 --> 00:51:44,360 And you're a royal pain in my ass, huh? 1093 00:51:44,440 --> 00:51:45,800 I mean it, you are! 1094 00:51:45,880 --> 00:51:48,800 "Do this, Nico! Do that, Nico! Don't buy Pavoletti!" 1095 00:51:49,880 --> 00:51:51,840 I'm a PhD researcher at a university. 1096 00:51:51,920 --> 00:51:54,000 We've grown up in a recession. 1097 00:51:54,080 --> 00:51:56,600 Any hope of me getting a permanent job is like Santa Claus! 1098 00:51:56,680 --> 00:51:58,200 It doesn't exist, okay?! 1099 00:52:00,080 --> 00:52:01,080 Is that clear?! 1100 00:52:01,160 --> 00:52:05,160 Yes, sweetie! You heard me right. There's no such thing as Santa Claus! 1101 00:52:10,680 --> 00:52:12,800 There are actually families out there 1102 00:52:12,880 --> 00:52:14,560 who enjoy being together? 1103 00:52:15,680 --> 00:52:17,400 Having fun together… 1104 00:52:19,320 --> 00:52:20,520 They're faking it. 1105 00:52:20,600 --> 00:52:21,640 Oh, they are? 1106 00:52:24,640 --> 00:52:27,240 Well, then, why the hell can't we just fake it then? 1107 00:52:30,840 --> 00:52:32,240 Don't you worry. I fake it. 1108 00:52:33,000 --> 00:52:34,360 I'm always faking it. 1109 00:52:52,640 --> 00:52:53,840 Let's go, come on. 1110 00:52:53,920 --> 00:53:00,080 Why do I do All of these things I shouldn't do? 1111 00:53:01,840 --> 00:53:08,520 Why do I stumble When I'm somewhere close to you? 1112 00:53:08,600 --> 00:53:12,240 If I can't be righteous 1113 00:53:12,800 --> 00:53:16,720 If I can't see temptation through 1114 00:53:16,800 --> 00:53:19,840 I will face my judgment 1115 00:53:21,440 --> 00:53:25,720 In the moment of truth 1116 00:53:31,080 --> 00:53:31,920 Ooh! 1117 00:53:41,240 --> 00:53:44,600 I been out in the valley 1118 00:53:45,680 --> 00:53:48,040 And I been running the roads… 1119 00:53:48,120 --> 00:53:49,000 Simone. 1120 00:53:50,000 --> 00:53:50,920 Hello. 1121 00:53:51,800 --> 00:53:55,800 Um, I was just passing by, and I thought I'd, um… 1122 00:53:56,440 --> 00:53:58,720 You know, what Baggio once said… 1123 00:54:00,120 --> 00:54:03,400 "Penalties are only missed by those who have the courage to take them." 1124 00:54:03,480 --> 00:54:04,320 So, uh… 1125 00:54:05,160 --> 00:54:07,080 Would you like to have dinner with me? 1126 00:54:10,400 --> 00:54:11,400 Right now? 1127 00:54:14,520 --> 00:54:16,200 Uh, you're not alone. 1128 00:54:17,600 --> 00:54:18,440 Uh… 1129 00:54:19,360 --> 00:54:20,880 All right, I'll, uh, see you. 1130 00:54:21,480 --> 00:54:23,560 Uh, have a nice evening. Goodbye. 1131 00:54:24,760 --> 00:54:28,320 And if I can't be righteous 1132 00:54:29,600 --> 00:54:33,360 If I can't see temptation through 1133 00:54:33,440 --> 00:54:36,800 I will face my judgment… 1134 00:54:36,880 --> 00:54:39,800 That was the moment we decided our relationship had to end. 1135 00:54:42,560 --> 00:54:45,880 Not even Atreyu can stop The Nothing from spreading, so how can we? 1136 00:54:49,600 --> 00:54:54,800 So tell me, did Mr. Pascale ever find out about this little relationship you had? 1137 00:55:00,000 --> 00:55:01,280 Did he or not? 1138 00:55:03,080 --> 00:55:05,680 I was gonna tell him during the transfer market window. 1139 00:55:06,560 --> 00:55:08,680 Oh my God. What is a transfer market window? 1140 00:55:08,760 --> 00:55:09,600 Um… 1141 00:55:09,680 --> 00:55:13,320 The transfer market window is the last opportunity 1142 00:55:13,400 --> 00:55:15,680 we've got to make up for any mistakes we've made. 1143 00:55:16,760 --> 00:55:19,400 So, I thought it would be the perfect time to tell Simone the truth. 1144 00:55:19,480 --> 00:55:21,000 CHAPTER 5 - THE TRANSFER MARKET WINDOW 1145 00:55:21,080 --> 00:55:22,160 Sorry, "Mr. Pascale." 1146 00:55:22,240 --> 00:55:23,080 3 MONTHS EARLIER 1147 00:55:23,160 --> 00:55:25,920 Guys, where are we meeting for the transfer market window? 1148 00:55:26,440 --> 00:55:28,920 Why don't you all come over to my new place for it, huh? 1149 00:55:37,280 --> 00:55:39,360 You left your wife to come live in a garage? 1150 00:55:39,440 --> 00:55:42,240 Yeah, it was kind of a spur-of-the-moment decision. 1151 00:55:42,320 --> 00:55:43,160 Hi. 1152 00:55:43,240 --> 00:55:45,680 Hi. Spur of the moment? You've been talking about it for years… 1153 00:55:45,760 --> 00:55:48,520 Look, I'm a PhD researcher at a university. My job's temporary. 1154 00:55:48,600 --> 00:55:49,800 Shall we begin? 1155 00:55:49,880 --> 00:55:52,800 I was programmed from an early age not to have any long-term plans. 1156 00:55:52,880 --> 00:55:55,200 -Simone? -Simone's coming after work. 1157 00:55:55,280 --> 00:55:56,280 Where's he working? 1158 00:55:56,360 --> 00:55:58,560 A discount store. He's got a real job now. 1159 00:55:59,880 --> 00:56:01,520 -Enough chit-chat. -Yeah. 1160 00:56:01,600 --> 00:56:04,360 The auction draft starts at 6:24 p.m. 1161 00:56:05,640 --> 00:56:08,440 Hey, guys. I come bearing snacks for you all. 1162 00:56:08,520 --> 00:56:10,520 This job is the fucking best I've ever had. 1163 00:56:10,600 --> 00:56:12,640 At the end of the day, they let you take home the food 1164 00:56:12,720 --> 00:56:14,720 that's about to expire. What're you doing? Get back! 1165 00:56:14,800 --> 00:56:16,720 Everyone just stay back, okay? 1166 00:56:16,800 --> 00:56:18,200 -Come on, bro. -Hey, Nicola! 1167 00:56:18,280 --> 00:56:19,120 Hey! 1168 00:56:19,200 --> 00:56:21,120 Give me a sec, man. Here, take this. 1169 00:56:21,200 --> 00:56:22,840 That's sweet. I want salty. 1170 00:56:22,920 --> 00:56:24,800 -Any croissants? -No, no croissants. 1171 00:56:24,880 --> 00:56:26,480 My boss, Abdul, gets all of them. 1172 00:56:26,560 --> 00:56:28,920 He's a perfectionist about everything, but he's inspiring. 1173 00:56:29,000 --> 00:56:32,000 Listen, speaking of inspiring, any player you wanna let go? 1174 00:56:32,080 --> 00:56:33,200 Yeah. 1175 00:56:33,280 --> 00:56:36,320 I've thought a lot about it, and after conferring with Abdul, 1176 00:56:36,400 --> 00:56:38,560 I've decided I'm gonna let go of… 1177 00:56:40,040 --> 00:56:42,000 Paulo Dybala. 1178 00:56:42,080 --> 00:56:43,680 -Whoa, whoa. -What the fuck? 1179 00:56:44,960 --> 00:56:47,320 That's like letting a butcher perform a circumcision. 1180 00:56:47,400 --> 00:56:50,520 Simone, if you've got pharmaceuticals on you, I want in on it. 1181 00:56:50,600 --> 00:56:53,360 No, guys, I am a hundred percent sober. 1182 00:56:53,440 --> 00:56:56,080 I've come to realize that what really matters in life 1183 00:56:56,160 --> 00:56:58,920 is to avoid relegation and get a good, steady job. 1184 00:56:59,000 --> 00:57:00,640 My problem was I dreamt too big. 1185 00:57:02,120 --> 00:57:05,280 Dybala is like a beautiful woman who's always got a headache. 1186 00:57:05,360 --> 00:57:08,080 I need someone who's gonna play every single game, 1187 00:57:08,160 --> 00:57:10,000 even if they have to get gluteal injections 1188 00:57:10,080 --> 00:57:12,760 and only get a six on ten any given Sunday. 1189 00:57:12,840 --> 00:57:15,000 That's why I'm cutting Dybala 1190 00:57:15,520 --> 00:57:16,480 and buying… 1191 00:57:17,960 --> 00:57:18,800 Tony Sanabria. 1192 00:57:18,880 --> 00:57:20,760 -No! -Knock yourselves out. 1193 00:57:20,840 --> 00:57:23,080 -That's awesome! Ten on Dybala. -I say 11. 1194 00:57:23,160 --> 00:57:24,000 Twelve. 1195 00:57:24,080 --> 00:57:25,200 -Thirteen. -Fourteen. 1196 00:57:25,280 --> 00:57:26,120 Fifteen. 1197 00:57:26,200 --> 00:57:27,280 Eighteen! 1198 00:57:27,360 --> 00:57:30,280 So, you must be happy to be working now at your favorite place. 1199 00:57:30,360 --> 00:57:31,440 Yeah. 1200 00:57:31,520 --> 00:57:35,480 Look, I'm the "Assistant Manager of Soaps, Detergents, and More" section. 1201 00:57:35,560 --> 00:57:37,560 I need to read it 'cause I haven't memorized it yet. 1202 00:57:37,640 --> 00:57:38,600 Thirty-three! 1203 00:57:38,680 --> 00:57:39,680 Thirty-six! 1204 00:57:40,640 --> 00:57:42,440 -Forty-eight! -Forty-nine. 1205 00:57:42,520 --> 00:57:43,920 I bid 50! 1206 00:57:46,480 --> 00:57:47,960 Dybala's mine, you shit. 1207 00:57:48,800 --> 00:57:49,760 Fifty-one. 1208 00:57:51,080 --> 00:57:52,080 I don't have enough. 1209 00:57:53,680 --> 00:57:56,520 Listen, there's something I've got to talk to you about. 1210 00:57:57,760 --> 00:58:01,120 Well, I don't really have to, but it's really important to me. 1211 00:58:02,560 --> 00:58:03,440 Sure, go ahead. 1212 00:58:05,200 --> 00:58:07,400 You really screwed up by releasing Dybala. 1213 00:58:10,200 --> 00:58:12,560 Paulo Dybala! 1214 00:58:12,640 --> 00:58:15,320 I knew he'd get him. No, don't. Gianni! 1215 00:58:15,920 --> 00:58:17,600 So let me get this straight. 1216 00:58:18,200 --> 00:58:21,880 I asked you if Mr. Pascale knew about your relationship with Martini, 1217 00:58:23,160 --> 00:58:24,080 and you… 1218 00:58:24,920 --> 00:58:27,680 have just told me a long, involved story 1219 00:58:27,760 --> 00:58:33,040 about some guy who left his wife and moved into a garage. 1220 00:58:34,200 --> 00:58:35,520 Please, just tell me. 1221 00:58:36,520 --> 00:58:38,000 You didn't tell him, did you? 1222 00:58:41,000 --> 00:58:44,160 Okay, that's it. Rizzo, bring the rest in. 1223 00:58:44,240 --> 00:58:46,840 I want all those idiots in here together. 1224 00:58:49,520 --> 00:58:52,920 Now, I need you to give me a detailed account 1225 00:58:53,000 --> 00:58:56,520 of the last day you saw your friend, Gianni Martini, alive. 1226 00:58:56,600 --> 00:58:58,000 And I need it right now. 1227 00:59:03,200 --> 00:59:07,960 CHAPTER 6 - FINAL ROUND OF THE LEAGUE THE DAY BEFORE 1228 00:59:21,200 --> 00:59:23,200 -Oh… -Why? 1229 00:59:23,280 --> 00:59:26,000 -You don't have to give me a gift. -The time has come to open presents. 1230 00:59:26,560 --> 00:59:28,040 You shouldn't have done this. 1231 00:59:28,120 --> 00:59:29,600 As your best man, 1232 00:59:29,680 --> 00:59:32,480 I thought long and hard about what to get you. And because… 1233 00:59:33,400 --> 00:59:35,160 You're broke? There's nothing in here. 1234 00:59:35,240 --> 00:59:36,080 Open it. 1235 00:59:36,720 --> 00:59:38,280 What's in it, Paolo Montero's head? 1236 00:59:38,360 --> 00:59:39,240 Open it. 1237 00:59:43,160 --> 00:59:44,000 Man… 1238 00:59:44,720 --> 00:59:46,160 No… 1239 00:59:46,240 --> 00:59:48,720 You and me in Mykonos. What a great time. 1240 00:59:48,800 --> 00:59:49,960 Look at us. 1241 00:59:50,040 --> 00:59:51,480 We were 18. 1242 00:59:51,560 --> 00:59:53,200 I was really handsome. 1243 00:59:53,280 --> 00:59:56,680 You, not so much, but at least you weren't up to your eyeballs in debt yet. 1244 00:59:59,600 --> 01:00:01,920 I've put together the worst Starting 11 I could 1245 01:00:02,000 --> 01:00:03,200 for my match against you. 1246 01:00:03,280 --> 01:00:06,040 See? I'm playing Empoli as goalkeeper against Inter, 1247 01:00:06,120 --> 01:00:07,520 and Lookman is staying on the bench. 1248 01:00:07,600 --> 01:00:10,560 I don't care if the rest of the team dies. He's not playing. 1249 01:00:12,200 --> 01:00:14,360 I'm losing on purpose so you can win the championship. 1250 01:00:14,440 --> 01:00:16,520 That means you'll come in last, you know? 1251 01:00:17,280 --> 01:00:18,160 What else is new? 1252 01:00:19,600 --> 01:00:21,600 I'm cheating without doing anything at all. 1253 01:00:22,160 --> 01:00:23,480 Beautiful. 1254 01:00:23,560 --> 01:00:26,640 This has got to be the noblest thing anyone's ever done for me. 1255 01:00:26,720 --> 01:00:27,800 I know. 1256 01:00:29,640 --> 01:00:31,040 You are my brother. 1257 01:00:31,880 --> 01:00:33,720 -Hey! Enough with that bullshit, huh? -Oh! 1258 01:00:33,800 --> 01:00:36,720 Come on, let's go! What's with all the fucking hugging? 1259 01:00:36,800 --> 01:00:38,840 I'm gonna get changed, then I'm gonna kick your ass. 1260 01:00:38,920 --> 01:00:41,760 -You and whose army? Come on, bring it! -I wanna see a header. 1261 01:00:41,840 --> 01:00:45,040 Great, a match. Just what we needed. 1262 01:00:45,120 --> 01:00:47,400 There wasn't a pickleball court. 1263 01:00:50,960 --> 01:00:53,200 Foul! 1264 01:00:53,920 --> 01:00:55,840 Whoo! Nice job, Nic! 1265 01:00:58,120 --> 01:00:59,280 Go, Simone! 1266 01:01:00,240 --> 01:01:02,040 -Oh, man-oh-man! -Goal! 1267 01:01:02,120 --> 01:01:03,840 Fucking hell! 1268 01:01:07,080 --> 01:01:08,680 Nice try! Nice try, Fed! 1269 01:01:11,040 --> 01:01:11,960 Whoo! 1270 01:01:20,080 --> 01:01:21,760 Oh, what a move! 1271 01:01:22,400 --> 01:01:24,040 -Whoo! -Oh, yeah! 1272 01:01:24,120 --> 01:01:26,360 -Ah… -You, you! 1273 01:01:26,440 --> 01:01:29,200 You are my brother! You're my fucking hero! 1274 01:01:29,280 --> 01:01:31,240 Guys, make it a tie? 1275 01:01:31,320 --> 01:01:33,280 -Okay, sounds good. -Let's go. 1276 01:01:34,040 --> 01:01:36,080 I'm so fucking good! 1277 01:01:36,560 --> 01:01:39,160 To Gianni! 1278 01:01:39,240 --> 01:01:43,120 Now we've got something for you. A little surprise, right, guys? 1279 01:01:43,720 --> 01:01:46,120 -How about that? -A surprise! 1280 01:01:46,200 --> 01:01:47,280 Oh! 1281 01:01:50,720 --> 01:01:54,440 Not goin' to heaven 'Cause she be out all night 1282 01:01:54,520 --> 01:01:58,080 And if you're callin' She might not pick up 1283 01:01:58,160 --> 01:01:59,720 'Cause she be dancin' 1284 01:01:59,800 --> 01:02:01,560 Filling up a cup 1285 01:02:01,640 --> 01:02:04,000 She don't need you Just cold, hard cash 1286 01:02:04,080 --> 01:02:05,200 This girl, she wants to 1287 01:02:05,280 --> 01:02:08,800 She's a bam, bam, bam Bam-bam-bambola-la-la 1288 01:02:08,880 --> 01:02:11,080 She's a bam-bam-bam-bam-bam-bam… 1289 01:02:11,160 --> 01:02:13,880 I swear, if my daughter starts doing something like this… 1290 01:02:14,600 --> 01:02:15,760 I sure hope so. 1291 01:02:16,360 --> 01:02:17,880 Bravo! 1292 01:02:17,960 --> 01:02:19,240 I love you! 1293 01:02:21,800 --> 01:02:22,800 Bravo! 1294 01:02:24,680 --> 01:02:26,600 She don't catch feelings 1295 01:02:26,680 --> 01:02:28,840 Yeah, she's cold as ice 1296 01:02:28,920 --> 01:02:30,760 She don't need you Just cold, hard cash 1297 01:02:30,840 --> 01:02:32,400 This girl, she missed her 1298 01:02:35,400 --> 01:02:38,720 She's a bam, bam, bam Bam-bam-bambola-la-la 1299 01:02:38,800 --> 01:02:40,360 She's a bam-bam-bam… 1300 01:02:40,440 --> 01:02:42,680 Hey, guys. Who's the groom here? 1301 01:02:42,760 --> 01:02:44,600 I am! 1302 01:02:44,680 --> 01:02:48,560 They're all fucking lying. I'm the groom. 1303 01:02:48,640 --> 01:02:51,200 -How may I, uh, be of service? -Of course. 1304 01:02:51,280 --> 01:02:53,640 Oh God, yes. Do what you want with me. 1305 01:02:53,720 --> 01:02:55,280 So, groom… 1306 01:02:55,360 --> 01:02:57,440 Alexa, stop the music. 1307 01:02:57,520 --> 01:02:59,720 Alexa? Excuse me, my name's Nina. 1308 01:02:59,800 --> 01:03:02,000 -I know. Nina Guarino. -Not another stalker. 1309 01:03:02,080 --> 01:03:03,080 No. 1310 01:03:03,160 --> 01:03:05,840 You were in the same class as me. Four B at Montessori. 1311 01:03:05,920 --> 01:03:08,600 -Francesco Formisano! No way! -Uh-huh. 1312 01:03:09,640 --> 01:03:11,520 You were top of the class. What happened to you? 1313 01:03:11,600 --> 01:03:13,440 Got a degree in Cultural Heritage Preservation. 1314 01:03:13,520 --> 01:03:15,680 -Who gives a rat's ass? -Stop! 1315 01:03:15,760 --> 01:03:16,840 The pay wasn't that great. 1316 01:03:16,920 --> 01:03:18,680 What did you end up doing? 1317 01:03:18,760 --> 01:03:19,800 Oh, that's a long story. 1318 01:03:19,880 --> 01:03:21,480 Well, why don't you tell me? 1319 01:03:22,160 --> 01:03:23,440 Who is that guy? 1320 01:03:23,520 --> 01:03:26,840 -Okay, well, can we get a beer? -I should think so. 1321 01:03:26,920 --> 01:03:29,040 -What the fuck just happened? -No idea. 1322 01:03:29,120 --> 01:03:31,880 Oh, Jacopo. What's wrong, dude? 1323 01:03:31,960 --> 01:03:33,560 That just made me so sad. 1324 01:03:33,640 --> 01:03:36,440 I know. There's always something sad about a striptease. 1325 01:03:36,520 --> 01:03:39,480 Yeah, but I've never been sad while getting an erection. 1326 01:03:40,080 --> 01:03:41,160 You've got an erection? 1327 01:03:42,960 --> 01:03:45,320 Okay. Stop staring at me then, bro. Go fuck yourself. 1328 01:03:45,400 --> 01:03:47,240 I am the groom here, by the way. 1329 01:03:47,320 --> 01:03:48,720 Pleased to meet you. 1330 01:03:48,800 --> 01:03:50,240 I was kidding you, Gianni! 1331 01:03:50,320 --> 01:03:54,840 Hey, guys! Oh, buddies of mine, guess what? 1332 01:03:54,920 --> 01:03:58,920 -What? -Jacopo's got a little surprise for you! 1333 01:03:59,680 --> 01:04:01,560 -Ta-da! -Oh! 1334 01:04:02,520 --> 01:04:04,640 -Apricots? -Mm-hm. 1335 01:04:04,720 --> 01:04:07,320 Are you crazy, or what? Why would you bring apricots here? 1336 01:04:07,400 --> 01:04:08,960 Man, I can't handle them like I used to. 1337 01:04:09,040 --> 01:04:10,840 The last time I took them was 12 years ago 1338 01:04:10,920 --> 01:04:12,920 when we took them on the train trip to Amsterdam. 1339 01:04:13,000 --> 01:04:15,720 -Remember? -When we saw Jesus Christ in Voldenpark. 1340 01:04:15,800 --> 01:04:17,480 -Vondelpark! -I was stoned as shit. 1341 01:04:17,560 --> 01:04:20,880 Yes, these are the same ones. The ones from 12 years ago. 1342 01:04:20,960 --> 01:04:23,440 I was saving them for a special occasion. 1343 01:04:23,520 --> 01:04:26,200 Then why didn't you bring them to my bachelor party? 1344 01:04:26,280 --> 01:04:29,320 -I said "special occasion," Nicola. -All we did was go bowling. 1345 01:04:29,400 --> 01:04:31,960 Fuck off. It's the only sport I'm good at, okay? 1346 01:04:32,040 --> 01:04:34,640 -Jesus Murphy! -Who wants to have some fun? 1347 01:04:34,720 --> 01:04:35,800 I do! 1348 01:04:35,880 --> 01:04:37,680 I do, I do. You? 1349 01:04:37,760 --> 01:04:39,840 Yeah, I do, I do, I do! 1350 01:04:39,920 --> 01:04:41,320 Wait a second. 1351 01:04:41,400 --> 01:04:43,920 I assume these so-called apricots you're talking about 1352 01:04:44,000 --> 01:04:46,040 are really hallucinogenic mushrooms, right? 1353 01:04:46,120 --> 01:04:46,960 No… 1354 01:04:47,040 --> 01:04:50,720 No, no, no, no, no, no. They were only shiitakes. 1355 01:04:50,800 --> 01:04:53,160 -Or oyster. -Put this in their statement. 1356 01:04:53,240 --> 01:04:54,720 "Consumed hallucinogens." 1357 01:06:00,400 --> 01:06:01,720 Yeah! 1358 01:06:01,800 --> 01:06:03,360 Whoo! 1359 01:06:03,440 --> 01:06:05,560 They're not kicking in at all, are they? 1360 01:06:05,640 --> 01:06:08,600 -Fuck! For sure, they're not. -I don't feel anything. 1361 01:06:09,560 --> 01:06:12,240 -Yeah! -Hey, why don't we play that truth game? 1362 01:06:12,320 --> 01:06:14,480 Because it's not a game! 1363 01:06:14,560 --> 01:06:16,480 Yeah, but it's safer. 1364 01:06:16,560 --> 01:06:20,440 -Boo! -Come on, please! Let's play! 1365 01:06:20,520 --> 01:06:25,040 -I love this game. -Let's play! 1366 01:06:25,120 --> 01:06:26,880 Let's play! 1367 01:06:28,880 --> 01:06:35,240 Olé! 1368 01:06:39,520 --> 01:06:42,440 I locked myself in the house the day I was supposed to graduate 1369 01:06:42,520 --> 01:06:45,240 because I'd only taken two exams in seven years. 1370 01:06:48,360 --> 01:06:55,360 Olé! 1371 01:06:58,680 --> 01:07:00,040 I, uh… 1372 01:07:00,560 --> 01:07:02,400 I think I'm gonna stop taking drugs from now on. 1373 01:07:05,240 --> 01:07:07,640 You just gave us a shit ton of mushrooms. 1374 01:07:10,080 --> 01:07:11,080 As of tomorrow. 1375 01:07:12,800 --> 01:07:13,680 Good idea. 1376 01:07:15,640 --> 01:07:21,080 Olé! 1377 01:07:21,680 --> 01:07:23,360 Oh, it's me. Okay. 1378 01:07:23,440 --> 01:07:24,720 All right… 1379 01:07:25,320 --> 01:07:28,040 So, uh, I've… 1380 01:07:28,120 --> 01:07:31,800 I've never told my parents that I was, um… 1381 01:07:33,720 --> 01:07:35,040 I've never said… 1382 01:07:36,080 --> 01:07:39,280 I've never told my parents that I was gay, 1383 01:07:39,360 --> 01:07:41,280 and now I'm petrified to tell them, 1384 01:07:41,360 --> 01:07:45,000 because my father, who is 72 now, has two pacemakers, 1385 01:07:45,080 --> 01:07:47,160 and I think it might give him a heart attack. 1386 01:07:47,240 --> 01:07:48,720 Hey, I'll tell him for ya! 1387 01:07:58,880 --> 01:08:04,480 Olé! 1388 01:08:06,800 --> 01:08:08,600 Okay, I really miss my wife a lot. 1389 01:08:08,680 --> 01:08:10,400 -No… -Aw, honey. 1390 01:08:10,480 --> 01:08:12,840 I even miss the death stare she used to give me 1391 01:08:12,920 --> 01:08:14,920 when she threatened to kill me. 1392 01:08:15,000 --> 01:08:17,320 I'm just kidding! I had you going there. 1393 01:08:17,400 --> 01:08:20,360 -I don't give a rat's ass about my wife! -Facts! Stop. 1394 01:08:20,440 --> 01:08:26,800 Olé! 1395 01:08:31,520 --> 01:08:32,960 I cheated on Bianca. 1396 01:08:35,160 --> 01:08:39,240 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa… 1397 01:08:41,080 --> 01:08:43,320 But, uh, why the hell didn't you tell me this, bro? 1398 01:08:43,400 --> 01:08:45,600 -I was going to. -Hey, uh, hold on a second. 1399 01:08:45,680 --> 01:08:49,440 Now we want to know everything. Who it was, where, and how often? 1400 01:08:49,520 --> 01:08:52,120 Some girl, a while ago. It was a stupid mistake. 1401 01:08:53,880 --> 01:08:56,000 Oh… 1402 01:08:57,520 --> 01:08:58,480 Just a minute. 1403 01:09:02,760 --> 01:09:04,560 I wanna watch this one again. 1404 01:09:04,640 --> 01:09:06,120 I need to rewind this. 1405 01:09:08,080 --> 01:09:10,240 -Simone? -Hello. 1406 01:09:10,320 --> 01:09:12,880 Would you like to have dinner with me? 1407 01:09:12,960 --> 01:09:14,800 Right now? 1408 01:09:16,000 --> 01:09:18,440 Why didn't you say something? Why didn't you tell me? 1409 01:09:18,520 --> 01:09:19,880 I was going to. 1410 01:09:19,960 --> 01:09:21,000 What's he doing? 1411 01:09:21,080 --> 01:09:25,200 Uh, I think he's watching… he's watching his life on imaginary VAR footage. 1412 01:09:25,280 --> 01:09:26,600 I wanna light a fire! 1413 01:09:26,680 --> 01:09:29,760 I'm so sorry for doubting you, drugs, you're the best! Ha! 1414 01:09:32,440 --> 01:09:34,800 -I'm a lantern! Look at me burn! -Fly! 1415 01:09:35,680 --> 01:09:38,240 I'm a Chinese lantern! 1416 01:09:38,320 --> 01:09:40,320 Would you like to have dinner with me? 1417 01:09:40,400 --> 01:09:42,440 Right now? 1418 01:09:42,520 --> 01:09:44,600 What the fuck have you done, guys? Come on! 1419 01:09:44,680 --> 01:09:46,960 I saw the Benassi rug at Andrea's. 1420 01:09:47,040 --> 01:09:48,000 Huh? 1421 01:09:48,080 --> 01:09:51,040 I saw the Benassi rug at Andrea's. 1422 01:09:51,120 --> 01:09:53,400 Let's make more fire! 1423 01:09:54,520 --> 01:09:55,480 Yes, hello? 1424 01:09:55,560 --> 01:09:57,120 Hi, honey. Yeah. 1425 01:09:57,200 --> 01:09:59,400 Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm having a good time. Uh… 1426 01:09:59,480 --> 01:10:01,520 It's just a… a usual bachelor party. 1427 01:10:01,600 --> 01:10:03,600 No, no! There are no girls here, my love. 1428 01:10:03,680 --> 01:10:05,720 God, she's already getting on my fucking nerves! 1429 01:10:06,640 --> 01:10:10,680 We're gonna light this place up like a fucking birthday cake! 1430 01:10:10,760 --> 01:10:12,280 Yeah! 1431 01:10:12,360 --> 01:10:13,680 Simone? 1432 01:10:13,760 --> 01:10:15,360 Simone? 1433 01:10:15,440 --> 01:10:18,160 Listen, I need to tell you something. 1434 01:10:19,480 --> 01:10:20,360 I do too. 1435 01:10:22,360 --> 01:10:25,080 Uh… you go first, go on. 1436 01:10:27,800 --> 01:10:30,920 Ugh. I know you cheated on Bianca with Andrea. 1437 01:10:37,240 --> 01:10:39,200 I was a shitty friend to you, I know. 1438 01:10:39,840 --> 01:10:42,720 Look. Please forgive me. Come on. 1439 01:10:42,800 --> 01:10:43,880 Don't, Simone. 1440 01:10:43,960 --> 01:10:45,880 Simone, what're doing? You crying? 1441 01:10:45,960 --> 01:10:48,000 Hey, Simone. 1442 01:10:54,880 --> 01:10:56,680 And then? 1443 01:10:56,760 --> 01:10:58,040 Your Honor, we have-- 1444 01:10:58,640 --> 01:11:00,560 That's when you grabbed the cup. 1445 01:11:00,640 --> 01:11:03,240 Your fingerprints are all over it, Mr. Pascale. 1446 01:11:04,120 --> 01:11:05,880 Well, then, I must've grabbed it. 1447 01:11:10,080 --> 01:11:11,400 Simone? 1448 01:11:13,200 --> 01:11:14,040 Simone! 1449 01:11:17,640 --> 01:11:18,640 It's me. 1450 01:11:20,480 --> 01:11:22,560 You really are a loser, you know that? 1451 01:11:23,440 --> 01:11:26,600 Look, you've never won me once. You probably never will. 1452 01:11:26,680 --> 01:11:27,960 I mean, let's face it. 1453 01:11:30,840 --> 01:11:31,800 No. 1454 01:11:31,880 --> 01:11:33,360 You don't have a face. 1455 01:11:35,280 --> 01:11:37,320 Simone, that's a figure of speech. 1456 01:11:37,400 --> 01:11:39,560 Now, let's see what happened. 1457 01:11:39,640 --> 01:11:42,400 You grabbed the cup and hit him with it, right? 1458 01:11:42,480 --> 01:11:44,840 -Excuse me, Your Honor, I-- -Not now, Spataro. 1459 01:11:45,400 --> 01:11:47,720 You hated him in that moment, didn't you? 1460 01:11:47,800 --> 01:11:51,600 You wanted payback for all those years you lost at fantasy football. 1461 01:11:51,680 --> 01:11:54,680 And then there was the fling with this lady, so you killed him. 1462 01:11:54,760 --> 01:11:55,720 Isn't that right? 1463 01:11:56,200 --> 01:11:57,600 Let me get this straight. 1464 01:11:57,680 --> 01:12:01,800 So your best friend in the whole world fucked the woman you are in love with? 1465 01:12:01,880 --> 01:12:02,960 Wow. 1466 01:12:03,040 --> 01:12:06,280 I may not be the Champion's League Cup, but I know my stuff. 1467 01:12:06,360 --> 01:12:07,960 You're a loser. Always will be. 1468 01:12:11,440 --> 01:12:12,280 Simone? 1469 01:12:15,760 --> 01:12:16,680 Are you okay? 1470 01:12:20,120 --> 01:12:20,960 No. 1471 01:12:22,120 --> 01:12:23,840 No, I'm not okay at all. 1472 01:12:24,360 --> 01:12:26,480 It would be best if you confessed. 1473 01:12:27,960 --> 01:12:29,320 Confess. 1474 01:12:29,400 --> 01:12:31,480 Simone, you'll feel better if you do. 1475 01:12:33,440 --> 01:12:35,040 I really wanted to make him pay. 1476 01:12:36,040 --> 01:12:38,320 And did you? Tell us the truth. 1477 01:12:39,240 --> 01:12:42,200 I've lost my best friend today… 1478 01:12:44,480 --> 01:12:47,440 You fucking piece of shit! I'll kill you! 1479 01:12:47,520 --> 01:12:51,000 Okay, Your Honor, so I guess I kinda turned into an animal. 1480 01:12:51,080 --> 01:12:53,040 I started hitting him as hard as I could. 1481 01:12:53,120 --> 01:12:55,760 I was pulverizing him like I was a ferocious beast! 1482 01:12:57,120 --> 01:12:58,000 And then, 1483 01:12:59,360 --> 01:13:00,560 everything went black. 1484 01:13:02,640 --> 01:13:05,120 Must've blocked it out. Happens sometimes, right? 1485 01:13:10,520 --> 01:13:12,680 Are you ready to make a confession now? 1486 01:13:14,120 --> 01:13:15,000 Yes. 1487 01:13:16,360 --> 01:13:17,280 Pay up. 1488 01:13:20,000 --> 01:13:22,680 I can't believe it, man. You guys are such jerks. 1489 01:13:22,760 --> 01:13:26,240 -Did you really bet on him being guilty? -I actually went all-in on Francesco. 1490 01:13:26,320 --> 01:13:28,200 -Why me, asshole? -I'll tell you why. 1491 01:13:28,280 --> 01:13:31,160 You leave your house after seven years, suddenly someone's missing. 1492 01:13:31,240 --> 01:13:33,360 I don't know, that sounds pretty suspicious to me. 1493 01:13:33,440 --> 01:13:34,440 Enough! 1494 01:13:34,520 --> 01:13:35,760 Ma'am, this is important. 1495 01:13:36,880 --> 01:13:39,120 -What is it? -We found the main security camera. 1496 01:13:39,200 --> 01:13:41,800 This is the footage from the events of that night. 1497 01:13:41,880 --> 01:13:45,400 This is vitally important, Spataro. Why didn't you tell me before? Let's see. 1498 01:13:54,640 --> 01:13:57,840 I lost my best friend today. 1499 01:13:59,960 --> 01:14:02,840 You fucking piece of shit! I'll kill you! 1500 01:14:23,640 --> 01:14:25,560 Wow! 1501 01:14:25,640 --> 01:14:27,000 Oh, hold on. Wait, wait. 1502 01:14:27,080 --> 01:14:29,880 Hey, Rizzo, what did he say? Simone. What did he say he did? 1503 01:14:29,960 --> 01:14:32,840 "I started hitting him as hard as I could. I was pulverizing him." 1504 01:14:32,920 --> 01:14:34,320 No, no. The other thing… 1505 01:14:34,400 --> 01:14:38,040 -"Like I was a ferocious beast." -That's it! "Like a ferocious beast." 1506 01:14:40,080 --> 01:14:41,120 What an idiot. 1507 01:14:52,520 --> 01:14:54,640 Wow! That must've hurt! 1508 01:14:56,760 --> 01:14:58,760 -He's alive. -He's still alive. 1509 01:14:58,840 --> 01:15:00,600 He's alive, look! 1510 01:15:00,680 --> 01:15:02,960 -See? I told you not to make a confession. -There you go. 1511 01:15:03,040 --> 01:15:04,200 There's more. 1512 01:15:10,120 --> 01:15:12,120 -This when they fuck? -They fuck? 1513 01:15:12,200 --> 01:15:14,320 If they do, you owe me 20 more euros. 1514 01:15:24,160 --> 01:15:25,960 He loves you. 1515 01:15:38,440 --> 01:15:41,480 I've got your number, lonely 1516 01:15:41,560 --> 01:15:43,320 October 33 1517 01:15:44,680 --> 01:15:47,240 I wear it on my soul's back 1518 01:15:47,320 --> 01:15:49,920 Like, fair, fair, fair 1519 01:15:50,840 --> 01:15:53,480 And I can hear the brass ring… 1520 01:15:53,560 --> 01:15:55,880 -The fuck's he doing? -Look, shut the fuck up. 1521 01:15:56,880 --> 01:15:59,760 Where you once felt a cold breeze 1522 01:15:59,840 --> 01:16:01,840 Think it was Halloween 1523 01:16:03,040 --> 01:16:05,800 I've got your number, lonely 1524 01:16:05,880 --> 01:16:07,880 October 33 1525 01:16:10,240 --> 01:16:12,320 That's cold facts 1526 01:16:12,400 --> 01:16:14,480 Fair, fair, fair… 1527 01:16:14,560 --> 01:16:15,760 No… No, no, no, no. 1528 01:16:15,840 --> 01:16:17,800 Wait, wait, wait, wait. What the fuck? 1529 01:16:17,880 --> 01:16:21,040 No! Come on. Why'd he only draw one on me? 1530 01:16:21,120 --> 01:16:22,960 Because you like dicks. 1531 01:16:23,040 --> 01:16:27,760 Hold me now, like you know my plight 1532 01:16:27,840 --> 01:16:29,560 Got your number 1533 01:16:34,720 --> 01:16:35,960 I do 1534 01:16:38,360 --> 01:16:40,160 Wait. Is he writing something? 1535 01:16:40,960 --> 01:16:42,000 Watch this. 1536 01:16:42,080 --> 01:16:43,200 Alone in the back 1537 01:16:44,240 --> 01:16:46,560 I'm sending love where you're at 1538 01:16:50,000 --> 01:16:51,400 I do 1539 01:16:52,120 --> 01:16:54,760 I've got your number, lonely 1540 01:16:55,400 --> 01:16:57,280 October 33 1541 01:16:58,600 --> 01:17:00,720 Your love's my only good thing 1542 01:17:01,440 --> 01:17:02,520 Like, fair, fair, fair 1543 01:17:02,600 --> 01:17:05,200 Mr. Pascale, please empty that pocket carefully. 1544 01:17:05,280 --> 01:17:07,680 So, help me hear the bird sing 1545 01:17:07,760 --> 01:17:10,160 I'll help you capture your dream 1546 01:17:10,800 --> 01:17:13,280 Let's see it in the present 1547 01:17:13,880 --> 01:17:15,360 And try to let it be 1548 01:17:16,960 --> 01:17:19,920 I've got your number, lonely 1549 01:17:20,000 --> 01:17:22,000 October 33 1550 01:17:23,080 --> 01:17:24,080 I'm knockin'… 1551 01:17:24,160 --> 01:17:27,360 "I would like to quote one of the greatest thinkers of our times." 1552 01:17:27,880 --> 01:17:31,160 "'Strong men, and strong destinies.'" 1553 01:17:31,240 --> 01:17:32,480 Guy's an asshole. 1554 01:17:33,240 --> 01:17:35,840 "Today, I realized that I am not meant to get married, 1555 01:17:35,920 --> 01:17:38,200 have children, or live in a semi-detached house 1556 01:17:38,280 --> 01:17:42,400 where it's so quiet, that if you fart, the neighbors will buzz you in." 1557 01:17:42,480 --> 01:17:45,080 "With love, Gianni." God. What a piece of shit, man. 1558 01:17:45,160 --> 01:17:46,000 Oh, well. 1559 01:17:46,080 --> 01:17:47,000 Funny, though. 1560 01:17:47,080 --> 01:17:48,560 It's a nice letter. 1561 01:17:48,640 --> 01:17:49,560 Whatever. 1562 01:17:49,640 --> 01:17:50,840 Just wasted our time. 1563 01:17:50,920 --> 01:17:52,840 Could've been looking for Gianni instead. 1564 01:17:52,920 --> 01:17:53,760 Come on. Let's go. 1565 01:17:53,840 --> 01:17:56,440 Uh, Morabito, can we get our coats back now? 1566 01:17:56,520 --> 01:17:58,720 -Rizzo, are you on Tinder? -Stop it. 1567 01:18:00,640 --> 01:18:02,920 Simone? Simone, listen. 1568 01:18:03,000 --> 01:18:05,560 -It wasn't supposed to happen like this. -Can we not talk about it? 1569 01:18:05,640 --> 01:18:07,880 It'd be great if we never brought it up again, thanks. 1570 01:18:07,960 --> 01:18:10,000 -I want to apologize, okay? -You're sorry? 1571 01:18:10,080 --> 01:18:13,040 I should be sorry because my life was fucking perfect before I met you. 1572 01:18:13,120 --> 01:18:14,920 -It really was. -What are you saying? 1573 01:18:15,000 --> 01:18:17,040 You spent 15 years lying on a couch. 1574 01:18:17,680 --> 01:18:20,640 Okay, you're right. It was pretty awful, but I was doing fine. 1575 01:18:20,720 --> 01:18:23,240 Now it's just plain awful, and that's all because of you. 1576 01:18:23,320 --> 01:18:24,520 -Because of me? -Yes. 1577 01:18:25,040 --> 01:18:26,960 Well, you wanna know what you are? 1578 01:18:27,040 --> 01:18:29,120 You're the champion of fantasy-assholes! 1579 01:18:30,640 --> 01:18:33,480 See, if you hadn't been the champion of fantasy-assholes, 1580 01:18:34,360 --> 01:18:37,400 you would've come to eat frozen pizza at my place that night. 1581 01:18:37,920 --> 01:18:40,520 And I'd have seen what you look like when you make love. 1582 01:18:41,120 --> 01:18:44,400 But, unfortunately, you're the champion of fantasy-assholes. 1583 01:18:44,480 --> 01:18:45,360 Okay, I get it. 1584 01:18:47,120 --> 01:18:49,560 And unfortunately, Gianni came to my place one night. 1585 01:18:49,640 --> 01:18:52,520 I mean, the guy had a big, beautiful expiry date stamped on him, 1586 01:18:52,600 --> 01:18:53,880 just like a tourist visa. 1587 01:18:54,720 --> 01:18:56,800 I could've never fallen in love with him. 1588 01:18:58,000 --> 01:18:59,160 You, on the other hand… 1589 01:19:05,520 --> 01:19:07,920 Ah, well, fuck you, Simone. 1590 01:19:21,800 --> 01:19:23,760 Hey, aren't you worried, guys? 1591 01:19:23,840 --> 01:19:27,040 About an asshole who ran away while quoting Spalletti? 1592 01:19:27,120 --> 01:19:29,680 -Aren't you the least bit worried? -What for? 1593 01:19:29,760 --> 01:19:32,160 Gianni always lands on his feet. Probably somewhere in Bolivia. 1594 01:19:32,240 --> 01:19:33,960 -You're not worried at all? -Why would we be? 1595 01:19:34,040 --> 01:19:36,240 Because Gianni can be very unreliable, that's why. 1596 01:19:36,920 --> 01:19:40,120 Mind you, I totally get why he wanted to run away. 1597 01:19:40,200 --> 01:19:42,480 There's been a lot written on the very subject, you know? 1598 01:19:42,560 --> 01:19:44,360 The Praise of Flight by Henri Laborit… 1599 01:19:44,440 --> 01:19:45,400 Oh… 1600 01:19:45,480 --> 01:19:46,960 Now, stop it. 1601 01:19:47,040 --> 01:19:48,880 Look, the reason I'm bringing all this up 1602 01:19:48,960 --> 01:19:52,600 is how the fuck are we gonna arrange our fantasy football league for next year? 1603 01:19:52,680 --> 01:19:53,720 Without Gianni. 1604 01:19:53,800 --> 01:19:54,840 Maybe Andrea… 1605 01:19:54,920 --> 01:19:57,280 -Yoko Ono. -We're two short. 1606 01:19:57,360 --> 01:19:59,280 -I'm gonna kill myself. -Three! 1607 01:19:59,360 --> 01:20:00,640 Guys, we can't go there. 1608 01:20:00,720 --> 01:20:02,360 -No, come on. -Yeah. 1609 01:20:05,840 --> 01:20:07,960 -We've got a problem. -It's raining! 1610 01:20:08,040 --> 01:20:09,480 -Shh. -What? 1611 01:20:09,560 --> 01:20:10,440 Shit! 1612 01:20:13,960 --> 01:20:15,800 Hide, hide! Am I hidden? 1613 01:20:23,680 --> 01:20:24,880 Tequila, please. 1614 01:20:29,080 --> 01:20:31,160 Yes, I am the bitch who got dumped at the altar. 1615 01:20:31,240 --> 01:20:32,240 Just give me the tequila. 1616 01:20:32,920 --> 01:20:33,760 Thank you. 1617 01:20:50,680 --> 01:20:51,880 I see you there. 1618 01:20:58,600 --> 01:20:59,760 So pathetic. 1619 01:21:09,240 --> 01:21:10,160 Simone? 1620 01:21:11,600 --> 01:21:12,640 Ah. 1621 01:21:15,480 --> 01:21:16,640 Hm. 1622 01:21:17,560 --> 01:21:19,600 Uh, I was just looking for, uh… 1623 01:21:19,680 --> 01:21:21,160 Your dignity, perhaps? 1624 01:21:21,960 --> 01:21:23,560 Listen. If you're here to insult me, 1625 01:21:23,640 --> 01:21:25,680 maybe we should set up an appointment for next week. 1626 01:21:25,760 --> 01:21:26,600 Ah. 1627 01:21:26,680 --> 01:21:28,360 Yesterday wasn't exactly a great day for me. 1628 01:21:28,440 --> 01:21:29,720 Oh, it wasn't? 1629 01:21:29,800 --> 01:21:32,120 Because mine was stupendous. 1630 01:21:32,200 --> 01:21:33,360 Fantastic. 1631 01:21:34,240 --> 01:21:35,960 I've never liked you, Simone. No. 1632 01:21:36,040 --> 01:21:37,000 Never. 1633 01:21:37,080 --> 01:21:40,000 You talk and talk, but you never make any fucking sense. 1634 01:21:41,000 --> 01:21:42,880 Look, I didn't come here to insult you. 1635 01:21:42,960 --> 01:21:44,160 Doesn't seem so. 1636 01:21:50,080 --> 01:21:51,720 I just wanna know where the fuck he is. 1637 01:21:55,760 --> 01:21:57,000 Listen, Bianca. 1638 01:21:57,600 --> 01:21:58,880 I'm so sorry. 1639 01:21:58,960 --> 01:22:00,400 Yeah, you poor thing. 1640 01:22:00,480 --> 01:22:03,600 Poor thing? Poor thing? I'm not the poor thing here! 1641 01:22:04,240 --> 01:22:05,520 You are! 1642 01:22:05,600 --> 01:22:07,440 I'm the one who should feel sorry. 1643 01:22:08,040 --> 01:22:09,760 I could have fucked anyone. 1644 01:22:09,840 --> 01:22:12,560 I spent ten years of my life with that fucking asshole! 1645 01:22:13,160 --> 01:22:14,160 "Poor thing." 1646 01:22:15,680 --> 01:22:17,160 I mean, what the hell? 1647 01:22:17,240 --> 01:22:19,520 Don't you think I had my doubts too? 1648 01:22:19,600 --> 01:22:22,640 You think my main goal in life, my biggest dream, was to get married, 1649 01:22:22,720 --> 01:22:25,160 buy a house in the middle of fucking nowhere, 1650 01:22:25,240 --> 01:22:27,000 and have a mortgage for 30 years? 1651 01:22:27,080 --> 01:22:28,000 Huh? 1652 01:22:28,600 --> 01:22:32,360 Spending weekends next to an asshole who's constantly on his phone 1653 01:22:32,440 --> 01:22:35,280 checking an app to see if there's a change in his player ratings? 1654 01:22:35,360 --> 01:22:37,520 I mean, why would you do that?! 1655 01:22:37,600 --> 01:22:39,040 I'll tell you exactly why. 1656 01:22:39,120 --> 01:22:41,600 Because if your player goes up even half a point more, 1657 01:22:41,680 --> 01:22:42,680 it releases endorphins-- 1658 01:22:42,760 --> 01:22:44,680 He's an asshole, okay? An asshole. 1659 01:22:46,720 --> 01:22:49,360 Telling me it's a friend's birthday just so he can do what he wants. 1660 01:22:49,440 --> 01:22:52,120 Wow, that's a good one. You guys are so fucking smart. 1661 01:22:55,280 --> 01:22:57,760 He's the poor thing, running away in the night like Capello. 1662 01:23:00,440 --> 01:23:01,440 Uh… 1663 01:23:01,520 --> 01:23:03,000 That's a good one. 1664 01:23:03,080 --> 01:23:04,480 You see? 1665 01:23:05,080 --> 01:23:08,160 After ten years, I know who that Capello guy is. 1666 01:23:08,840 --> 01:23:11,400 -That's great. -Not bad, huh? 1667 01:23:14,920 --> 01:23:16,160 So where the fuck is he? 1668 01:23:29,000 --> 01:23:31,760 Fantasy football doesn't keep you together. No. 1669 01:23:32,520 --> 01:23:34,760 -You guys are all-- -Deserters. 1670 01:23:37,400 --> 01:23:39,440 We're a bunch of deserters. 1671 01:23:46,400 --> 01:23:48,440 When you're constantly running away from life, 1672 01:23:48,520 --> 01:23:50,760 you end up sleeping on a couch for 15 years. 1673 01:23:53,280 --> 01:23:55,760 You never finish anything you've started, be it a… 1674 01:23:56,280 --> 01:23:59,000 a film about zombies or a football game on the beach. 1675 01:23:59,080 --> 01:24:00,960 Tell me where the fuck he is now. 1676 01:24:15,520 --> 01:24:16,360 Thanks. 1677 01:24:19,720 --> 01:24:20,760 What an asshole. 1678 01:24:31,160 --> 01:24:32,560 I know where he is. 1679 01:24:47,280 --> 01:24:49,120 Hey, guys, I need to go to a tanning salon 1680 01:24:49,200 --> 01:24:51,000 or my wife won't believe I went to Mykonos. 1681 01:24:51,080 --> 01:24:52,520 It's fucking raining. 1682 01:25:03,040 --> 01:25:05,480 Mykonos. Can you smell the salty breeze? 1683 01:25:05,560 --> 01:25:07,680 Stony Mykonos. 1684 01:25:07,760 --> 01:25:09,720 Feels a bit more like Copenhagen. 1685 01:25:10,240 --> 01:25:12,120 I'm already bored, guys. 1686 01:25:12,800 --> 01:25:16,080 -Let's go find Gianni, come on. -What makes you think he's here, guys? 1687 01:25:17,840 --> 01:25:18,680 Are you stupid? 1688 01:25:18,760 --> 01:25:21,840 You need to lock yourself in the house for seven more years. 1689 01:25:22,440 --> 01:25:25,240 Oh, I have memory issues, but you're way worse than I am. 1690 01:25:25,320 --> 01:25:26,600 Yeah, dumber than dumb. 1691 01:25:27,240 --> 01:25:29,240 Hey, come on. Let's go, okay? 1692 01:25:44,760 --> 01:25:46,800 Do you know Gianni Martini? 1693 01:25:46,880 --> 01:25:48,520 I'm coming, I'm coming. 1694 01:25:48,600 --> 01:25:49,720 Why did you ask that? 1695 01:25:50,280 --> 01:25:52,040 Talking about the tournament. 1696 01:25:52,120 --> 01:25:53,920 Fiorentina is coming off a couple of matches, 1697 01:25:54,000 --> 01:25:56,440 the ones against Juventus and Viktoria Plzeň, where they… 1698 01:25:59,480 --> 01:26:02,480 -He sent in his Starting 11. -Yeah, it looks like he did. 1699 01:26:03,920 --> 01:26:05,000 Pfft. 1700 01:26:11,400 --> 01:26:14,520 -Piece of shit. -Look at him. Look, look. 1701 01:26:16,560 --> 01:26:19,000 -And we all thought he was dead! -Yeah. 1702 01:26:20,840 --> 01:26:22,520 Gianni! 1703 01:26:27,600 --> 01:26:28,840 Josep Martínez… 1704 01:26:29,920 --> 01:26:31,200 Hey, guys. 1705 01:26:32,560 --> 01:26:34,080 So, how did the wedding go? 1706 01:26:34,160 --> 01:26:36,400 Great, but I think you forgot this, you piece of shit. 1707 01:26:36,480 --> 01:26:38,840 You didn't like the appetizers? Well, we can talk about that. 1708 01:26:38,920 --> 01:26:40,560 -Yeah, let's talk. -Let's be calm about it. 1709 01:26:40,640 --> 01:26:42,960 -I'm calm. No? -Yeah, yeah. 1710 01:26:43,040 --> 01:26:45,840 -You nervous? You seem a little nervous. -No, no, no, no. 1711 01:26:45,920 --> 01:26:46,920 No, no, no, no, no. 1712 01:26:47,000 --> 01:26:49,760 No, let's talk. Let's talk about it. Let's talk about this! 1713 01:26:49,840 --> 01:26:53,440 -We've talked about many things. -Oh! Hey. Hey! 1714 01:26:53,960 --> 01:26:57,000 You traveled 3,000 kilometers just to throw stuff at me? 1715 01:26:57,080 --> 01:26:58,920 It's not that far. 1,500, tops. 1716 01:26:59,000 --> 01:27:01,160 But I had to steal money from my grandma. 1717 01:27:01,240 --> 01:27:04,440 All right, all right. Wait, wait, wait! Give me another chance! 1718 01:27:05,240 --> 01:27:08,200 Like you did with Balotelli when he signed with Brescia. 1719 01:27:08,280 --> 01:27:09,480 You gave him another shot. 1720 01:27:09,560 --> 01:27:11,840 I thought going back home would do him some good! 1721 01:27:15,880 --> 01:27:17,320 And then you bought Iličić. 1722 01:27:18,080 --> 01:27:19,840 You leave Iličić alone. 1723 01:27:19,920 --> 01:27:22,600 -Remember when he was depressed? -Don't you dare mention his name! 1724 01:27:22,680 --> 01:27:24,800 You leave him alone! 1725 01:27:26,160 --> 01:27:27,760 I just have one thing to say. 1726 01:27:28,600 --> 01:27:29,640 Mimmo Berardi. 1727 01:27:29,720 --> 01:27:31,720 No! Leave Berardi alone! 1728 01:27:31,800 --> 01:27:33,880 -That penalty kick Buffon stole… -Don't mention that! 1729 01:27:33,960 --> 01:27:36,040 That's what made you lose fantasy football that year. 1730 01:27:36,120 --> 01:27:37,280 He made you lose it. 1731 01:27:41,160 --> 01:27:43,640 -Is he dead? -No, unfortunately not. 1732 01:27:44,560 --> 01:27:46,680 -He's alive. Ah, the scumbag. -You okay, there? 1733 01:27:46,760 --> 01:27:48,240 Hey, guys… 1734 01:27:52,360 --> 01:27:53,560 Give me my weed back! 1735 01:28:00,600 --> 01:28:01,760 I'm gonna stay here. 1736 01:28:03,120 --> 01:28:03,960 What? 1737 01:28:04,480 --> 01:28:06,640 Yeah, yeah. Listen. I ran away, that's it. 1738 01:28:07,360 --> 01:28:09,240 Who says you need a suit and tie 1739 01:28:09,320 --> 01:28:11,520 and live in a big city to be successful, anyway? 1740 01:28:11,600 --> 01:28:13,520 I'll start making ouzo. I'll be fine. 1741 01:28:14,640 --> 01:28:16,280 Why don't you move here with me? 1742 01:28:18,240 --> 01:28:19,400 We make a good team. 1743 01:28:20,680 --> 01:28:24,160 Why do you think we were so happy to come here when we were teenagers? 1744 01:28:24,760 --> 01:28:27,480 Oh my God. Is this one of those questions only you can answer? 1745 01:28:28,560 --> 01:28:29,680 I don't know. 1746 01:28:29,760 --> 01:28:31,680 There was the sun, the sea, and all the girls. 1747 01:28:31,760 --> 01:28:33,240 -Come on, we were 20. -Yeah, the girls. 1748 01:28:33,320 --> 01:28:37,120 We spent most of the time watching them leave the clubs with other guys. 1749 01:28:38,400 --> 01:28:41,360 And making a list of all the things we'd do when we got older. 1750 01:28:41,880 --> 01:28:43,880 I haven't done a single one, by the way. 1751 01:28:46,720 --> 01:28:47,600 Simo… 1752 01:28:50,480 --> 01:28:52,120 Stop being a Cassano. 1753 01:28:52,680 --> 01:28:54,200 Be a Fabio Grosso. 1754 01:29:08,560 --> 01:29:10,360 You be Fabio Grosso too, my friend. 1755 01:29:20,080 --> 01:29:21,600 3 MONTHS LATER END OF SEPTEMBER 1756 01:29:21,680 --> 01:29:24,040 -Hey, come on, hurry up! -Yeah, yeah! 1757 01:29:25,200 --> 01:29:26,840 -Okay, let's start. -Make it fast. 1758 01:29:26,920 --> 01:29:27,920 -Yeah. -All righty! 1759 01:29:29,040 --> 01:29:32,280 The Auction draft starts at 1:43 p.m. 1760 01:29:32,800 --> 01:29:33,880 According to the rules, 1761 01:29:33,960 --> 01:29:37,840 the first player will be nominated by the sucker who lost last year. 1762 01:29:39,240 --> 01:29:41,520 -Gianni! -Oh! Gianni! 1763 01:29:41,600 --> 01:29:45,320 After being dealt a grand total of 50 penalty points, 1764 01:29:45,400 --> 01:29:47,760 he ended up in last place, boys. 1765 01:29:47,840 --> 01:29:49,960 Sucker! 1766 01:29:50,480 --> 01:29:52,440 Music, maestro! 1767 01:29:52,520 --> 01:29:54,840 One, two, three, four… 1768 01:30:09,160 --> 01:30:10,000 Olè! 1769 01:30:13,760 --> 01:30:15,120 Oh, fucking shit! 1770 01:30:16,400 --> 01:30:17,640 Hello, sweetie! 1771 01:30:17,720 --> 01:30:18,600 Tell me, tell me! 1772 01:30:20,560 --> 01:30:22,560 I'm working, but you can tell me anyhow! 1773 01:30:23,200 --> 01:30:25,840 No, the conference just ended. I can't hear ya… 1774 01:31:12,320 --> 01:31:14,560 Honey, I am so sorry. I screwed up big time. 1775 01:31:14,640 --> 01:31:17,240 I'll let you choose the starting 11 in fantasy football. 1776 01:31:17,320 --> 01:31:18,160 No fucking way. 1777 01:31:19,040 --> 01:31:22,480 Um… Honey, I am so sorry. I am such a dickhead. 1778 01:31:22,560 --> 01:31:23,920 Yeah, she'll like that one. 1779 01:31:29,840 --> 01:31:31,480 -Honey, I am so sorry. -Oh my God. 1780 01:31:31,560 --> 01:31:33,280 -Who is it, babe? -Please, I… 1781 01:31:36,920 --> 01:31:38,240 Pavoletti. 1782 01:31:40,360 --> 01:31:41,400 You mind? Huh. 1783 01:31:47,200 --> 01:31:48,040 Thank you. 1784 01:31:51,000 --> 01:31:53,160 -Go back to what you were doing. -Ciao. 1785 01:31:53,240 --> 01:31:55,600 I touched Pavoletti! 1786 01:31:56,160 --> 01:31:57,760 Dad, Mom, 1787 01:31:58,560 --> 01:31:59,960 I'm a homosexual. 1788 01:32:00,040 --> 01:32:01,840 Really? Welcome to the club! 1789 01:32:04,000 --> 01:32:05,800 -Honey! -Mama? 1790 01:32:05,880 --> 01:32:07,120 I'll call an ambulance, sir. 1791 01:32:12,160 --> 01:32:13,360 I bid ten on Pavoletti! 1792 01:32:13,440 --> 01:32:14,280 Twelve! 1793 01:32:15,080 --> 01:32:18,320 Rizzo, you want to start gluing photos to passports, huh? 1794 01:32:18,880 --> 01:32:20,000 Twelve, my ass. 1795 01:32:21,000 --> 01:32:22,160 Pavoletti's mine!