1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:05,420 --> 00:00:10,520 IMJ Entertainment, NIPPON HERALD FILMS, PONY CANYON and WILCO Present 3 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 4 00:00:13,330 --> 00:00:18,530 An IMJ Entertainment and WILCO Production 5 00:00:22,640 --> 00:00:27,940 Guess what? The funniest thing happened to me yesterday. 6 00:00:28,340 --> 00:00:33,840 - I went to Hiroyuki's home, and it was such a mess! - An example of what I saw on the subway. 7 00:00:33,920 --> 00:00:40,880 - He gave me this big dog, but I don't know what I should name it. - A woman was talking into a shopping bag. 8 00:00:41,490 --> 00:00:44,190 It's hard naming dogs! 9 00:00:44,290 --> 00:00:49,590 - Hanako or Shiro? But they're both too common. - What could she have seen? 10 00:00:50,700 --> 00:00:52,890 Then there's this report. 11 00:00:53,670 --> 00:00:57,570 From outside a girls' high school. 12 00:00:57,870 --> 00:01:01,400 Nothing extraordinary here... 13 00:01:01,510 --> 00:01:07,110 until you look closely to see a fallen cookie. 14 00:01:07,320 --> 00:01:10,110 Why is it there? 15 00:01:11,020 --> 00:01:14,510 The next clip provides the answer. 16 00:01:15,060 --> 00:01:20,320 This is a video that caters to a particular kind of fetish. 17 00:01:20,660 --> 00:01:26,030 A woman in heels is seen crushing the valuables of fetishists... 18 00:01:26,130 --> 00:01:28,160 who derive pleasure from it. 19 00:01:28,270 --> 00:01:30,830 That eventually leads... 20 00:01:30,940 --> 00:01:35,670 to the desire to see anything being squashed. 21 00:01:35,780 --> 00:01:41,650 This is because the viewer transfers himself to the object. 22 00:01:42,050 --> 00:01:44,990 Incidentally, the most popular object... 23 00:01:45,090 --> 00:01:48,080 is konnyaku noodles in plastic. 24 00:01:48,860 --> 00:01:51,350 You can now probably guess... 25 00:01:51,590 --> 00:01:55,890 why the cookie lies where it does. 26 00:01:59,770 --> 00:02:01,790 The witness for all this... 27 00:02:02,100 --> 00:02:04,000 lurks here. 28 00:02:05,740 --> 00:02:10,440 This clip is from a poolside surveillance camera. 29 00:02:12,650 --> 00:02:18,050 A man can be seen drinking pool water. 30 00:02:18,320 --> 00:02:23,620 He then takes several liters worth of the water home. 31 00:02:24,330 --> 00:02:27,230 But why? 32 00:02:28,930 --> 00:02:33,660 This is the same pool during the day. 33 00:02:33,770 --> 00:02:38,730 High school girls in the pool for their P.E. class. 34 00:02:40,540 --> 00:02:42,070 In other words... 35 00:02:42,580 --> 00:02:46,140 it's a virgin springs. 36 00:02:48,680 --> 00:02:51,050 Please forget I said that. 37 00:02:51,350 --> 00:02:55,950 Without defining what constitutes "abnormal" behaviour... 38 00:02:56,060 --> 00:03:00,690 Let's just say that in today's contemporary urban society... 39 00:03:00,800 --> 00:03:03,990 the human psyche has many shady regions. 40 00:03:06,700 --> 00:03:10,690 Our role as psychiatrists... 41 00:03:10,810 --> 00:03:16,400 is to find ways to cope with certain abnormalities. 42 00:03:28,560 --> 00:03:30,720 It takes all kinds, huh? 43 00:03:31,130 --> 00:03:33,420 Yes... it does. 44 00:03:35,030 --> 00:03:41,940 I see his point. My work and private life certainly build stress. 45 00:03:44,140 --> 00:03:49,340 Which is why I took up swimming... to maintain stability. 46 00:03:49,680 --> 00:03:52,170 It rids me of all restraints. 47 00:03:52,280 --> 00:03:55,080 It dissolves away any fear or dread. 48 00:03:55,350 --> 00:03:58,080 And releases shoulder tension. 49 00:03:58,290 --> 00:04:01,920 It's like returning to the womb. 50 00:04:04,790 --> 00:04:09,790 Well you see, Doctor... for the past two days... 51 00:04:13,100 --> 00:04:14,900 I've had a constant... 52 00:04:15,800 --> 00:04:17,500 erection. 53 00:04:18,110 --> 00:04:20,700 That is to say... 54 00:04:21,510 --> 00:04:24,410 it's non-stop. 55 00:04:26,050 --> 00:04:27,240 Non-stop, huh? 56 00:04:27,350 --> 00:04:28,510 Yes, Sir. 57 00:04:28,850 --> 00:04:32,120 I see. Could you take off your pants? 58 00:05:04,690 --> 00:05:08,590 Ah, I see what you mean. 59 00:05:08,890 --> 00:05:13,590 Yes... that can be quite uncomfortable. 60 00:05:14,830 --> 00:05:19,390 Taguchi-san, doctors never like saying this but... 61 00:05:19,600 --> 00:05:24,400 there is no known cure for your condition as yet. 62 00:05:24,810 --> 00:05:29,040 But there's plenty of information on the Internet. 63 00:05:29,240 --> 00:05:32,640 Still, no root cause has been found. 64 00:05:33,820 --> 00:05:38,250 This "highly alert" condition... 65 00:05:38,450 --> 00:05:43,620 is referred to as a "prolonged erection" or "sustained erection. " 66 00:05:43,720 --> 00:05:48,020 Taguchi, is the air conditioner too cold? 67 00:05:48,630 --> 00:05:49,620 Yes. 68 00:05:54,140 --> 00:06:00,100 Your sympathetic nerves are losing to your parasympathetic nerves. 69 00:06:00,370 --> 00:06:04,970 In short, your on-off switches have gone haywire. 70 00:06:10,020 --> 00:06:11,780 - Hey, Taguchi. - Sir? 71 00:06:11,890 --> 00:06:15,790 This is the person I told you about earlier. 72 00:06:15,890 --> 00:06:18,690 How do you do? I'm Saejima from Alpha Systems. 73 00:06:21,300 --> 00:06:24,090 Pleased to meet you. I'm Taguchi. 74 00:06:24,400 --> 00:06:26,420 - What are you doing? - Is this strange? 75 00:06:26,530 --> 00:06:27,930 You bet it's strange. 76 00:06:28,040 --> 00:06:29,940 It does seem a bit odd. 77 00:06:31,410 --> 00:06:33,100 My apologies, ma'am. 78 00:06:35,910 --> 00:06:36,900 Enough. 79 00:06:46,150 --> 00:06:51,460 Expect the erection to remain even after ejaculation. 80 00:06:52,760 --> 00:06:55,730 It's not completely incurable. 81 00:06:55,830 --> 00:07:00,160 I believe the record is 180 days. "Irabu General Hospital." 82 00:07:00,270 --> 00:07:02,200 180 days? 83 00:07:02,300 --> 00:07:08,210 At any rate, I recommend you consult a neurologist. 84 00:07:08,410 --> 00:07:11,710 - A neurologist? - There's one downstairs. 85 00:07:12,210 --> 00:07:16,620 Oh, that's right. I'll send you to him. 86 00:07:28,400 --> 00:07:30,190 Your face won't appear. 87 00:07:39,810 --> 00:07:43,440 This one's for your medical chart. 88 00:07:49,220 --> 00:07:51,910 I'll go notify the neurologist. 89 00:07:53,220 --> 00:07:56,020 - Send down his chart. - Yes, doctor. 90 00:08:21,620 --> 00:08:26,610 Even after a hard day's work, I swim an hour a day. 91 00:08:27,020 --> 00:08:29,180 - Ohmori-san! - Hello. 92 00:08:29,290 --> 00:08:31,220 Do you swim every day? 93 00:08:31,330 --> 00:08:33,690 My body's grown addicted to it. 94 00:08:33,790 --> 00:08:36,790 Well, then it can't be helped. 95 00:08:36,860 --> 00:08:40,860 Add up all your "every days" and it equals a lifetime. 96 00:08:42,240 --> 00:08:43,430 That's true. 97 00:08:43,540 --> 00:08:45,440 Wait! Every day's impossible. 98 00:08:45,540 --> 00:08:50,600 The pool's being used for a swim meet next month. 99 00:08:50,710 --> 00:08:53,110 - What? When? - When was it...? 100 00:08:57,850 --> 00:08:59,650 Hello, yes. 101 00:08:59,750 --> 00:09:04,560 My position at work gives me a modicum of freedom. 102 00:09:04,660 --> 00:09:05,750 Okay, got it. 103 00:09:05,830 --> 00:09:09,850 Could you toss out my "Tree of Joy" plant? 104 00:09:09,960 --> 00:09:13,760 It's all dried up. It's bad luck. 105 00:09:13,970 --> 00:09:16,660 Especially before a big project. 106 00:09:21,280 --> 00:09:23,180 Can't you see this cab's taken? 107 00:09:23,380 --> 00:09:24,370 Right? 108 00:09:25,380 --> 00:09:26,280 Huh? 109 00:09:27,380 --> 00:09:31,370 Marguerite daisies. Very pretty. Visiting a sick friend? 110 00:09:31,990 --> 00:09:34,080 No, a token of thanks. 111 00:09:34,190 --> 00:09:35,780 Oh, is that right. 112 00:09:36,190 --> 00:09:37,280 I see. 113 00:09:37,790 --> 00:09:40,780 Why do you suppose they smell a bit like a latrine? 114 00:09:41,730 --> 00:09:43,720 I don't know. 115 00:09:51,110 --> 00:09:52,800 Coffee. 116 00:09:55,610 --> 00:09:59,100 Gas tanks are always round. 117 00:10:00,310 --> 00:10:04,410 - What? - Gas tanks... they're round. 118 00:10:05,720 --> 00:10:07,120 Yes, they are. 119 00:10:07,420 --> 00:10:10,410 But do they really need to be? 120 00:10:11,030 --> 00:10:13,820 Hmm, I don't know. 121 00:10:17,230 --> 00:10:22,830 They may be round, but when they explode... watch out. 122 00:10:26,040 --> 00:10:29,030 I boiled water for coffee but... 123 00:10:29,740 --> 00:10:32,040 did I turn off the gas? 124 00:10:37,450 --> 00:10:41,350 - It's turned off. - Yes, because we've arrived. 125 00:10:47,760 --> 00:10:49,560 Oh... well, good. 126 00:10:55,000 --> 00:10:58,300 It's turned off... It's still on... 127 00:10:58,410 --> 00:10:59,800 It's off... 128 00:10:59,910 --> 00:11:01,530 It's on... 129 00:11:01,740 --> 00:11:03,610 It's off... 130 00:11:04,210 --> 00:11:05,840 It's on... 131 00:11:10,520 --> 00:11:12,250 Still on... 132 00:11:47,960 --> 00:11:50,150 Rats. 133 00:11:51,460 --> 00:11:53,450 I'm truly sorry. 134 00:11:54,900 --> 00:11:55,880 Yes... 135 00:11:57,300 --> 00:11:58,290 Yes. 136 00:12:01,300 --> 00:12:06,710 Yes, I called ahead and explained. 137 00:12:14,350 --> 00:12:16,510 Tomorrow, I'll... 138 00:12:16,720 --> 00:12:20,950 Yes, I'm sorry about this. 139 00:12:21,820 --> 00:12:23,310 Say, Chief... 140 00:12:58,290 --> 00:13:00,190 "Neurology" 141 00:13:11,910 --> 00:13:14,100 Welcome. Come in. 142 00:13:17,650 --> 00:13:19,410 My erection patient? 143 00:13:20,010 --> 00:13:21,000 Yeah... 144 00:13:21,520 --> 00:13:23,240 Lucky you. 145 00:13:24,520 --> 00:13:26,420 I'm Dr. Irabu. 146 00:13:28,420 --> 00:13:29,820 Please sit. 147 00:13:30,320 --> 00:13:31,310 Yes. 148 00:13:37,030 --> 00:13:41,430 Even sheer bliss, if prolonged, can turn to pain. 149 00:13:43,870 --> 00:13:47,530 Think of all the impotent people out there... 150 00:13:47,640 --> 00:13:49,940 due to lack of confidence. 151 00:13:50,040 --> 00:13:53,740 But not you. You're full of bravado. 152 00:13:54,150 --> 00:13:56,950 Ready to take on the world. 153 00:13:57,150 --> 00:13:59,950 No, not really. 154 00:14:00,050 --> 00:14:01,110 Is that so? 155 00:14:01,290 --> 00:14:05,380 Let's get to work then. 156 00:14:08,600 --> 00:14:11,500 Take off your pants and underwear, please. 157 00:14:11,600 --> 00:14:13,000 Yes, sure. 158 00:14:13,330 --> 00:14:16,240 Mayumi? Clothes basket, please. 159 00:14:22,010 --> 00:14:23,200 Please, go ahead. 160 00:14:27,210 --> 00:14:29,650 - Say, Taguchi-san? - Yes? 161 00:14:29,820 --> 00:14:34,120 Teacher came down with the flu 162 00:14:34,220 --> 00:14:38,420 So they closed down the school. 163 00:14:38,530 --> 00:14:41,860 Dum-de-dum... Woo woo woo 164 00:14:42,030 --> 00:14:43,430 Know the song? 165 00:14:44,330 --> 00:14:46,030 I'm afraid I don't. 166 00:14:46,230 --> 00:14:47,170 I see. 167 00:14:47,270 --> 00:14:50,460 I ask every patient who comes here. No one knows. 168 00:14:50,840 --> 00:14:54,140 Dum-de-dum... Woo woo woo 169 00:14:57,640 --> 00:14:59,580 - Excuse me... - Yes, right. 170 00:15:02,780 --> 00:15:04,270 Oh my. 171 00:15:08,190 --> 00:15:10,180 - It's constantly like this? - Yes. 172 00:15:10,290 --> 00:15:13,280 - It's a bit infantile. - Huh? 173 00:15:13,390 --> 00:15:15,990 I said, "it's got style." 174 00:15:16,630 --> 00:15:18,830 Don't laugh much, do you? 175 00:15:20,200 --> 00:15:21,500 You don't anger, either. 176 00:15:21,600 --> 00:15:26,800 I mean, if all your blood is here, it can't rush to your head, right? 177 00:15:27,340 --> 00:15:30,140 Come on. I'm joking with you. 178 00:15:31,350 --> 00:15:32,710 Take a seat. 179 00:15:36,720 --> 00:15:39,950 So when did the fantasies start? 180 00:15:40,220 --> 00:15:44,250 - Fantasies? - Your mind's occupied by sexual thoughts. 181 00:15:45,130 --> 00:15:47,120 No, not especially. 182 00:15:47,530 --> 00:15:51,930 Let your mind drop its pants, too. 183 00:15:53,230 --> 00:15:56,730 I bet you're chased by naked women on bikes. 184 00:15:58,040 --> 00:15:59,530 Are you a Queen fan? 185 00:16:00,970 --> 00:16:02,910 Come to think of it... 186 00:16:03,010 --> 00:16:06,810 I sometimes have an erotic dream of my ex-wife. 187 00:16:08,780 --> 00:16:10,270 Keep turning! 188 00:16:11,190 --> 00:16:14,280 Spin! Spin! 189 00:16:15,120 --> 00:16:16,420 Turn! 190 00:16:17,090 --> 00:16:18,620 Keep turning! 191 00:16:18,990 --> 00:16:24,090 In the dream, I get aroused when she rolls her eyes. 192 00:16:46,920 --> 00:16:50,620 I didn't discuss the dream but I did mention the dictionary. 193 00:16:51,830 --> 00:16:56,630 The question is... what word was the dictionary opened to? 194 00:16:59,130 --> 00:17:00,460 Did you see it? 195 00:17:00,670 --> 00:17:01,900 Not really. 196 00:17:02,070 --> 00:17:04,200 What a shame. 197 00:17:04,470 --> 00:17:07,960 That's more significant than you know. 198 00:17:08,380 --> 00:17:12,280 What if it was opened to the word "erection?" 199 00:17:12,380 --> 00:17:15,080 What a freaky coincidence! 200 00:17:15,150 --> 00:17:17,580 But now you'll never know. 201 00:17:17,890 --> 00:17:21,790 For example, during the Tokyo air raids, this guy I know... 202 00:17:21,890 --> 00:17:26,090 got his eye blown out from a bomb explosion. 203 00:17:26,290 --> 00:17:28,520 But the nerve wasn't severed. 204 00:17:28,630 --> 00:17:33,330 So he quickly popped the dangling eye back in his head. 205 00:17:33,430 --> 00:17:36,490 But you know, he soon regretted it because... 206 00:17:36,600 --> 00:17:42,510 he'd squandered the chance to hold the eye up and look behind himself. 207 00:17:46,110 --> 00:17:50,170 Wait... why am I talking about this? 208 00:17:54,620 --> 00:17:56,020 I don't know. 209 00:17:56,120 --> 00:17:59,020 - Do you know, Mayumi? - I'm afraid not. 210 00:17:59,130 --> 00:18:01,460 You're a bit odd. 211 00:18:01,560 --> 00:18:02,760 Who, me? 212 00:18:02,860 --> 00:18:04,260 Stand up, please. 213 00:18:05,470 --> 00:18:08,090 Forgive me, Taguchi-san. 214 00:18:13,070 --> 00:18:14,770 So is it wilting now? 215 00:18:14,880 --> 00:18:15,600 'Course not. 216 00:18:15,710 --> 00:18:20,910 An external shock got it up, so the same should bring it down. 217 00:18:21,980 --> 00:18:24,180 - No luck? - Stop it! 218 00:18:24,280 --> 00:18:26,980 It's like smacking a TV set. 219 00:18:27,090 --> 00:18:30,490 A good whack gets it unstuck, right? 220 00:18:30,590 --> 00:18:33,190 Sure but... ow! 221 00:18:33,590 --> 00:18:38,900 Something in your psyche has got your pecker stuck. 222 00:18:39,600 --> 00:18:40,690 More! 223 00:18:41,400 --> 00:18:42,390 Spin More! 224 00:18:44,200 --> 00:18:46,040 I don't think so. 225 00:18:46,310 --> 00:18:47,500 I see. 226 00:18:47,810 --> 00:18:50,900 You're not keeping any big secrets? 227 00:18:51,010 --> 00:18:53,000 Hardly. 228 00:18:53,110 --> 00:18:57,610 Well, let's not drag this out. How about a shot? 229 00:18:57,720 --> 00:19:00,020 I already received one. 230 00:19:00,090 --> 00:19:03,850 Let's give you one more. It pays our bills. 231 00:19:04,490 --> 00:19:07,050 You need this clinic, right? 232 00:19:07,160 --> 00:19:09,060 You're on, Mayumi. 233 00:19:24,580 --> 00:19:26,480 I love the counter flow. 234 00:19:30,320 --> 00:19:32,080 Isn't it great. 235 00:19:35,190 --> 00:19:36,780 Come regularly. 236 00:19:56,310 --> 00:19:57,710 - Is that you, Ohmori? - Yes? 237 00:19:59,110 --> 00:20:01,210 A thorough washing? 238 00:20:01,320 --> 00:20:05,220 Uh, I got something oily on them. 239 00:20:05,720 --> 00:20:07,210 That's a relief. 240 00:20:07,550 --> 00:20:10,650 I thought you were slashing your wrists. 241 00:20:13,430 --> 00:20:15,920 You're under a lot of pressure. 242 00:20:16,430 --> 00:20:20,630 No kidding. This will be the largest outlet mall in Tokyo. 243 00:20:20,730 --> 00:20:24,430 The more people involved, the more room for discord. 244 00:20:24,540 --> 00:20:26,130 I hear you. 245 00:20:26,240 --> 00:20:30,540 Too many people let the end justify the means. 246 00:20:30,640 --> 00:20:32,240 It's tragic. 247 00:20:32,680 --> 00:20:38,880 The scrotum isn't the only place soap lathers up. 248 00:20:39,790 --> 00:20:43,690 It's stressful working with people like that. 249 00:20:44,760 --> 00:20:50,460 True... but there are ways to release it. 250 00:20:53,070 --> 00:20:54,560 Yes... 251 00:20:55,170 --> 00:20:56,600 I'm sure there are. 252 00:20:57,970 --> 00:21:00,800 Smelling something rancid helps. 253 00:21:03,010 --> 00:21:08,110 Ever smelled a cabbage bug? It's oddly refreshing. 254 00:21:08,220 --> 00:21:10,310 The stench wakes you up. 255 00:21:11,220 --> 00:21:13,520 No thanks. 256 00:21:15,120 --> 00:21:18,320 You're a hard man to convince. 257 00:21:18,760 --> 00:21:20,320 What's your solution? 258 00:21:21,030 --> 00:21:22,320 I swim. 259 00:21:22,930 --> 00:21:26,420 How healthy of you. 260 00:21:27,270 --> 00:21:30,330 But the occasional swim isn't enough. 261 00:21:30,440 --> 00:21:32,430 No, I go every day. 262 00:21:32,540 --> 00:21:36,030 Really? Where do you find the time? 263 00:21:36,140 --> 00:21:38,540 You've got to make time. 264 00:21:38,650 --> 00:21:43,640 An active diversion improves job efficiency, too. 265 00:21:43,950 --> 00:21:46,940 Easier said than done. 266 00:21:47,850 --> 00:21:50,950 Drat, I couldn't pee after all. 267 00:21:53,990 --> 00:21:56,690 Thank you very much, bye. 268 00:21:59,970 --> 00:22:02,700 How's the procurement plan going? 269 00:22:02,800 --> 00:22:05,200 Sorry, not quite there. 270 00:22:05,610 --> 00:22:08,400 One shipping firm's not enough. 271 00:22:08,510 --> 00:22:10,500 I suggest splitting the load. 272 00:22:10,610 --> 00:22:12,340 Then let's do it tonight. 273 00:22:12,450 --> 00:22:15,510 I agree. Next week's too hectic. 274 00:22:15,650 --> 00:22:17,620 Okay, let's grab a bite. 275 00:22:17,720 --> 00:22:19,410 But it's only 5:00. 276 00:22:19,520 --> 00:22:22,220 Freshen up for the long night ahead. 277 00:22:22,320 --> 00:22:24,720 - Good idea. - Really? 278 00:22:24,830 --> 00:22:26,920 But I'm not hungry. 279 00:22:27,030 --> 00:22:29,150 Then get hungry. 280 00:22:29,330 --> 00:22:34,030 Well then... be back by 7:00. 281 00:22:40,840 --> 00:22:43,470 The pool's 15 minutes from work. 282 00:22:43,580 --> 00:22:47,480 That leaves an hour to swim if I take half an hour to eat. 283 00:22:47,850 --> 00:22:51,940 Meanwhile, my colleagues eat a leisurely dinner. 284 00:23:11,810 --> 00:23:13,100 Check. 285 00:23:13,410 --> 00:23:15,700 Check, fine. 286 00:23:17,140 --> 00:23:18,200 Good. 287 00:23:19,710 --> 00:23:20,700 Alright. 288 00:23:24,520 --> 00:23:26,320 Check, check. 289 00:23:29,120 --> 00:23:31,110 Good, right. 290 00:23:32,330 --> 00:23:33,310 Alright. 291 00:23:34,230 --> 00:23:35,320 Check. 292 00:23:35,930 --> 00:23:38,560 Check, okay. 293 00:24:23,610 --> 00:24:28,410 No, that's where you're wrong, Takahashi. 294 00:24:28,520 --> 00:24:30,210 You're a man, right? 295 00:24:35,260 --> 00:24:37,750 Who holds the whip, then? 296 00:24:40,230 --> 00:24:41,420 Really. 297 00:24:43,030 --> 00:24:44,620 You're sure? 298 00:24:45,630 --> 00:24:47,830 I'm counting on you, all right? 299 00:24:49,470 --> 00:24:50,940 I'm counting on you. 300 00:24:51,640 --> 00:24:52,830 Okay then. 301 00:24:59,750 --> 00:25:02,870 Have you finished the food report? 302 00:25:03,620 --> 00:25:05,020 Next week, right? 303 00:25:05,120 --> 00:25:07,020 Eh... what do you mean? 304 00:25:07,120 --> 00:25:09,110 I need to take it to the client today. 305 00:25:09,220 --> 00:25:10,380 That's impossible. 306 00:25:10,490 --> 00:25:14,090 The data won't be ready until the 25th. 307 00:25:14,590 --> 00:25:16,120 I know but... 308 00:25:16,400 --> 00:25:18,090 Hey, Sayama-san! 309 00:25:20,000 --> 00:25:24,400 Then you call the client and tell them it's not coming today. 310 00:25:24,500 --> 00:25:26,600 - Me? - Please. 311 00:25:32,410 --> 00:25:34,310 Why don't you tell her off? 312 00:25:35,020 --> 00:25:37,010 What would that do? 313 00:25:37,120 --> 00:25:40,520 You don't yell at women, do you? 314 00:25:42,520 --> 00:25:43,610 Hey, Taguchi. 315 00:25:43,720 --> 00:25:44,710 Yes? 316 00:25:46,530 --> 00:25:50,120 There's this thing... I mean there's something... 317 00:25:50,730 --> 00:25:52,320 I need you to do. 318 00:25:55,240 --> 00:26:00,100 Make your body and soul available on these two days. 319 00:26:00,670 --> 00:26:01,570 Why? 320 00:26:01,680 --> 00:26:04,470 You're taking a client to a hot springs resort. 321 00:26:04,580 --> 00:26:09,570 You're filling in for Mr. Hidariuchiwa who can't go. 322 00:26:09,680 --> 00:26:11,080 I can't... 323 00:26:11,180 --> 00:26:13,080 Kunugi-san! 324 00:26:19,990 --> 00:26:21,620 I'm counting on you. 325 00:26:29,000 --> 00:26:30,590 "Obsessive-compulsive condition" 326 00:26:31,940 --> 00:26:34,740 "Obsessive-compulsive behavior" 327 00:26:34,840 --> 00:26:37,040 "Is the gas on?" 328 00:26:37,140 --> 00:26:39,340 "Is the dryer on?" 329 00:26:39,810 --> 00:26:41,800 "Obsessive-compulsive neurosis" 330 00:26:43,420 --> 00:26:44,910 That's me. 331 00:26:49,120 --> 00:26:50,920 Rats. 332 00:26:53,230 --> 00:26:54,420 Welcome. 333 00:26:56,530 --> 00:26:58,330 I'm Dr. Irabu. 334 00:26:58,430 --> 00:27:01,660 Whoa! That's a big bag you got there. 335 00:27:04,170 --> 00:27:07,870 So you have Obsessive-compulsive condition, eh? 336 00:27:08,070 --> 00:27:09,970 - Yes. - Take a seat. 337 00:27:10,180 --> 00:27:13,410 So you diagnosed yourself. How rare. 338 00:27:13,510 --> 00:27:14,670 Why? 339 00:27:14,780 --> 00:27:18,380 Most neurotics think they're normal. Isn't that right? 340 00:27:18,490 --> 00:27:19,780 So I'm neurotic? 341 00:27:19,890 --> 00:27:22,680 - You're a writer? - Yes. 342 00:27:22,790 --> 00:27:24,190 Hence the big bag. 343 00:27:24,290 --> 00:27:28,020 Eh, well... I suppose so. 344 00:27:28,190 --> 00:27:30,690 You have a collapsible umbrella? 345 00:27:31,400 --> 00:27:35,300 Most obsessive-compulsives carry one. 346 00:27:35,400 --> 00:27:38,800 They hate being caught unprepared. 347 00:27:38,910 --> 00:27:39,840 Really? 348 00:27:39,940 --> 00:27:43,600 I bet you run home to check the gas. 349 00:27:43,710 --> 00:27:45,640 That's why I came. 350 00:27:45,810 --> 00:27:49,810 Got it. Good. Well then... Let's go out for a cup of coffee. 351 00:27:50,020 --> 00:27:53,820 You know, it's such dreary day. Let's close shop, it'll be fun. 352 00:27:55,920 --> 00:27:57,910 It'll be fun... 353 00:27:58,020 --> 00:27:59,420 Wow! Dirty nose. 354 00:28:01,360 --> 00:28:04,350 - Aha! See? - You were right. 355 00:28:04,460 --> 00:28:08,060 The persistent ones bug me. 356 00:28:08,270 --> 00:28:09,460 Who do you mean? 357 00:28:09,570 --> 00:28:13,560 People who keep their umbrellas open long after the rain's stopped. 358 00:28:13,770 --> 00:28:15,170 I know. 359 00:28:15,280 --> 00:28:17,870 Like at a crosswalk after a rain shower. 360 00:28:17,980 --> 00:28:22,180 Exactly, why do they keep the damn thing open so long? 361 00:28:22,280 --> 00:28:25,180 - It's so irritating. - So what? 362 00:28:25,290 --> 00:28:29,590 I see some pretty good looking women doing it, too. 363 00:28:29,690 --> 00:28:33,680 But I also hate people who open umbrellas early. 364 00:28:33,790 --> 00:28:37,490 One rain drop and whoosh, it's open. 365 00:28:37,600 --> 00:28:40,290 Are you made of paper? 366 00:28:40,400 --> 00:28:43,890 - It bothers you that much? - What's a little water? Idiots! 367 00:28:44,000 --> 00:28:47,600 I feel like creeping up and tearing off their back pocket. 368 00:28:47,710 --> 00:28:49,700 About my problem... 369 00:28:49,810 --> 00:28:53,400 Your building's got fire insurance, right? 370 00:28:53,510 --> 00:28:55,910 Don't worry so much. 371 00:28:56,020 --> 00:28:58,420 But my neighbours... 372 00:28:58,520 --> 00:29:03,050 Enough... Modern gas fixtures have built in safety devices. It'll be fine. 373 00:29:03,160 --> 00:29:05,560 Maybe I'll get an electric range. 374 00:29:05,660 --> 00:29:10,360 Don't waste your time. You'll just fret over that, too. 375 00:29:10,760 --> 00:29:12,090 Electrical leaks. 376 00:29:12,900 --> 00:29:13,990 Electrical leaks? 377 00:29:15,170 --> 00:29:17,860 Yes, electrical leaks. Electrical leaks... 378 00:29:17,970 --> 00:29:20,570 Electrical leaks... 379 00:29:20,770 --> 00:29:23,170 Electrical leaks... 380 00:29:23,580 --> 00:29:25,870 Electrical leaks... 381 00:29:31,280 --> 00:29:32,880 May I leave now? 382 00:29:33,090 --> 00:29:34,490 But why? 383 00:29:34,690 --> 00:29:35,920 My multiple outlet. 384 00:29:36,020 --> 00:29:37,390 - It worries you? - Yes. 385 00:29:37,790 --> 00:29:39,690 Make a call. 386 00:29:41,090 --> 00:29:42,890 To your answering machine. 387 00:29:43,700 --> 00:29:48,290 If it's working, it's not on fire. 388 00:29:50,300 --> 00:29:51,400 Great idea. 389 00:30:02,520 --> 00:30:05,920 This is Iwamaru. I can't come to the phone right now. 390 00:30:06,020 --> 00:30:10,010 Please leave a message after the tone. 391 00:30:11,520 --> 00:30:15,220 - What if the place only half burned down? - Fine. Go home. 392 00:30:15,330 --> 00:30:17,130 - You're something else. - Yes. 393 00:30:17,530 --> 00:30:19,120 Lend me this. 394 00:30:19,530 --> 00:30:22,630 Didn't you hear it might rain tonight? 395 00:30:22,740 --> 00:30:24,030 What about me? 396 00:30:24,140 --> 00:30:28,840 Come on, a little rain won't kill you. 397 00:30:29,840 --> 00:30:33,240 But if I get wet, I smell bad. 398 00:30:33,350 --> 00:30:34,440 Oops. 399 00:30:35,550 --> 00:30:38,040 Better hurry before it starts. 400 00:30:41,850 --> 00:30:42,750 What now? 401 00:30:43,260 --> 00:30:44,450 Here. 402 00:30:44,860 --> 00:30:48,380 I've only got 20 yen on me. 403 00:30:49,660 --> 00:30:51,990 Fine. Good-bye. 404 00:31:01,710 --> 00:31:02,900 Do you mind? 405 00:31:35,140 --> 00:31:37,440 Mayumi, join me? 406 00:31:39,050 --> 00:31:42,450 Don't be like that, I told you it was gonna rain. 407 00:31:56,560 --> 00:31:57,960 I'm really sorry. 408 00:31:58,060 --> 00:32:00,790 So am l, believe me. 409 00:32:01,300 --> 00:32:02,490 Oh, Ohmori. 410 00:32:02,600 --> 00:32:05,590 We settled the shipping issue. 411 00:32:05,710 --> 00:32:07,700 I see, they didn't complain? 412 00:32:07,810 --> 00:32:09,710 No, they agreed quickly. 413 00:32:10,310 --> 00:32:14,710 I'd like to head home after dropping off the documents. 414 00:32:14,910 --> 00:32:18,910 There are no documents. 415 00:32:20,120 --> 00:32:21,610 What's this? 416 00:32:22,720 --> 00:32:24,120 Erh... well... 417 00:32:25,220 --> 00:32:27,720 There was a little problem... 418 00:32:27,830 --> 00:32:29,320 Speak up. 419 00:32:30,630 --> 00:32:32,530 Where do I begin? 420 00:32:32,630 --> 00:32:38,040 If you've got something to say, then come out and say it. 421 00:32:38,940 --> 00:32:41,930 - It's my fault. - How so? 422 00:32:42,040 --> 00:32:45,770 I went to get the documents in his place... 423 00:32:45,880 --> 00:32:47,870 but arrived too late. 424 00:32:48,450 --> 00:32:51,040 What? They're not here? 425 00:32:51,650 --> 00:32:52,640 No. 426 00:32:52,950 --> 00:32:56,950 Now what? They need to be delivered today. 427 00:32:57,060 --> 00:32:59,390 We need authorization by Monday! 428 00:32:59,560 --> 00:33:01,890 What the hell were you thinking, you slackers! 429 00:33:02,700 --> 00:33:04,890 Slacker is such a great word. 430 00:33:05,300 --> 00:33:08,600 The word "slacker" dates back over a century, you know. 431 00:33:08,900 --> 00:33:11,390 Mr. Ohmori, don't blame Noriko. 432 00:33:11,500 --> 00:33:15,910 You could've called, there's no excuse. 433 00:33:16,610 --> 00:33:19,310 Forget it. I'll deal with it tomorrow. 434 00:33:20,210 --> 00:33:21,410 I'm very sorry. 435 00:33:21,510 --> 00:33:23,610 Where did you go? 436 00:33:24,820 --> 00:33:26,010 The hospital. 437 00:33:26,820 --> 00:33:27,910 The hospital? 438 00:33:28,220 --> 00:33:30,120 Is something wrong? 439 00:33:30,220 --> 00:33:32,210 No, it's nothing. 440 00:33:33,530 --> 00:33:37,220 Nothing... well, that's a relief. 441 00:33:40,630 --> 00:33:44,030 Stress grows from social position. 442 00:33:44,140 --> 00:33:47,730 If I didn't have swimming, I'd be in trouble. 443 00:33:48,140 --> 00:33:50,340 I've swum for 2 hours. 444 00:33:50,440 --> 00:33:55,440 If I could, I'd swim until morning. 445 00:33:55,650 --> 00:33:58,050 I think I'll talk to my wife. 446 00:34:05,190 --> 00:34:07,680 Heard the word "cat-straddle"? 447 00:34:07,790 --> 00:34:09,490 Say what? 448 00:34:09,600 --> 00:34:12,500 You know how cats sleep in the road? 449 00:34:12,600 --> 00:34:17,400 It's a type of walk... as if straddling cats. Funny, huh? 450 00:34:19,270 --> 00:34:20,200 Huh? 451 00:34:32,420 --> 00:34:34,220 Here you go. 452 00:34:35,520 --> 00:34:38,960 Guess what? I swam over 2 kilometers. 453 00:34:39,060 --> 00:34:41,290 Wow, what got into you? 454 00:34:41,430 --> 00:34:43,730 Swimming is great, I tell you. 455 00:34:43,800 --> 00:34:46,630 - Maybe I'll start. - You should. 456 00:34:47,030 --> 00:34:48,430 Take me with you. 457 00:34:48,530 --> 00:34:50,930 Huh? Sure. 458 00:34:55,310 --> 00:34:56,870 Will I be in the way? 459 00:34:58,540 --> 00:35:01,070 No, of course not. 460 00:35:02,010 --> 00:35:04,880 Just now I sensed a question mark... 461 00:35:05,690 --> 00:35:07,880 Like, "What do I do now?" 462 00:35:08,990 --> 00:35:11,390 Don't be silly. 463 00:35:11,760 --> 00:35:15,390 Do you know about the question mark's shape? 464 00:35:16,200 --> 00:35:17,250 No... 465 00:35:17,400 --> 00:35:18,690 What do you mean? 466 00:35:25,710 --> 00:35:27,200 What shape is that? 467 00:35:27,270 --> 00:35:28,540 Beats me. 468 00:35:28,710 --> 00:35:32,010 It's a cat from behind. 469 00:35:32,280 --> 00:35:33,140 How so? 470 00:35:33,250 --> 00:35:39,010 This is its tail in an inquisitive position. 471 00:35:39,120 --> 00:35:42,920 And this is the cat's anus. 472 00:35:47,030 --> 00:35:49,720 Yeah, I see it! 473 00:35:49,800 --> 00:35:53,230 It looks like a cat. That's amazing! 474 00:35:53,530 --> 00:35:56,800 And an exclamation mark... 475 00:35:57,240 --> 00:35:58,430 Like this... 476 00:35:59,240 --> 00:36:01,570 Is a surprised cat. 477 00:36:01,870 --> 00:36:04,070 The tail is erect, right? 478 00:36:04,180 --> 00:36:06,740 And again, it's anus. 479 00:36:06,880 --> 00:36:09,870 I get it! I get it! 480 00:36:11,250 --> 00:36:12,680 It makes sense. 481 00:36:13,250 --> 00:36:14,980 Alright, I'll tell everyone tomorrow. 482 00:36:15,090 --> 00:36:17,580 - Wait. Don't tell anyone. - Why not? 483 00:36:17,690 --> 00:36:20,680 I don't know if it's true. 484 00:36:20,990 --> 00:36:22,090 Eh...!? 485 00:36:22,700 --> 00:36:24,600 Well, that's lame. 486 00:36:58,230 --> 00:36:59,630 Brrr, cold! 487 00:37:03,170 --> 00:37:07,070 "Muscle Coolant" 488 00:37:22,890 --> 00:37:26,090 Ow! Hot! 489 00:38:49,010 --> 00:38:50,410 Sayoko. 490 00:38:52,040 --> 00:38:55,140 I guess I can't let you go. 491 00:39:14,300 --> 00:39:18,290 "Papyrus Publishing" 492 00:39:18,770 --> 00:39:20,100 Chief. 493 00:39:20,570 --> 00:39:22,470 Sorry for worrying you. 494 00:39:22,580 --> 00:39:23,870 Are you okay? 495 00:39:23,980 --> 00:39:28,170 Yes. I had some problems but now I've recovered. 496 00:39:28,780 --> 00:39:31,580 Your expression worries me even more. 497 00:39:31,680 --> 00:39:33,080 - Why? - Morning. 498 00:39:33,190 --> 00:39:34,580 Morning. 499 00:39:37,390 --> 00:39:39,820 - I had an awful dream. - You did? 500 00:39:39,930 --> 00:39:43,220 I was cutting a watermelon. 501 00:39:48,800 --> 00:39:51,790 But it was full of seeds. 502 00:39:53,210 --> 00:39:56,200 Seeds just spilled out. 503 00:39:57,610 --> 00:39:59,910 - Yuck. - You're telling me. 504 00:40:00,010 --> 00:40:01,810 That's a gross dream. 505 00:40:02,310 --> 00:40:04,310 Okay, next month's feature. 506 00:40:04,420 --> 00:40:05,410 Watch it! 507 00:40:06,220 --> 00:40:07,520 Any ideas? 508 00:40:08,020 --> 00:40:09,010 Yes. 509 00:40:12,630 --> 00:40:14,530 Ignore him. 510 00:40:14,730 --> 00:40:16,130 The theme? 511 00:40:16,730 --> 00:40:20,630 How about accidents in the home? 512 00:40:20,730 --> 00:40:22,530 That's so you. 513 00:40:22,640 --> 00:40:25,130 There's real danger there. 514 00:40:25,240 --> 00:40:28,570 Perhaps, but you're a reporter. 515 00:40:28,670 --> 00:40:33,080 Go scoop some dumping of industrial waste somewhere. 516 00:40:33,980 --> 00:40:36,780 That's so gloomy. 517 00:40:38,850 --> 00:40:42,250 I'm racking my brain for you here. 518 00:40:42,350 --> 00:40:43,340 Oh yeah, sorry. 519 00:40:43,460 --> 00:40:45,950 - You're from Midori Hills, right? - Yes. 520 00:40:46,060 --> 00:40:49,260 Rumor has it that there's all kinds 521 00:40:49,360 --> 00:40:52,560 of factory waste lying there. 522 00:40:52,970 --> 00:40:56,200 Commercial refrigerators, hypodermic needles. 523 00:40:56,300 --> 00:40:59,760 And... something else. 524 00:41:00,070 --> 00:41:02,400 What "something else?" 525 00:41:02,510 --> 00:41:05,000 Go find out. 526 00:41:18,820 --> 00:41:19,810 Check. 527 00:41:30,370 --> 00:41:31,360 Good. 528 00:41:37,540 --> 00:41:38,530 Check! 529 00:41:43,050 --> 00:41:44,240 Alright! 530 00:41:44,650 --> 00:41:46,950 Check, check, check! 531 00:41:47,690 --> 00:41:49,650 I'm amazing! 532 00:42:09,310 --> 00:42:11,500 Rats. 533 00:42:13,110 --> 00:42:15,240 So you see, Doctor... 534 00:42:15,350 --> 00:42:18,650 the air-conditioner was on full blast. 535 00:42:20,020 --> 00:42:22,820 It shook my confidence. 536 00:42:23,720 --> 00:42:26,660 Thank God it was just the air-conditioner. 537 00:42:26,760 --> 00:42:30,820 But it could be the gas range or iron next! 538 00:42:32,230 --> 00:42:34,030 It's hopeless. 539 00:42:34,870 --> 00:42:38,930 I'm liable to do something really irrevocable! 540 00:42:43,740 --> 00:42:45,570 - Excuse me? - Yes? 541 00:42:45,680 --> 00:42:47,770 Would you be so kind as to 542 00:42:47,880 --> 00:42:50,580 tell me your phone number? 543 00:42:50,750 --> 00:42:51,550 Pardon? 544 00:42:51,650 --> 00:42:54,280 That way, I can call when I'm out... 545 00:42:54,390 --> 00:42:57,840 and you can tell me if my apartment's on fire. 546 00:43:19,110 --> 00:43:22,510 "Hot Springs Vacation" 547 00:43:40,370 --> 00:43:41,830 Taguchi-San! 548 00:43:49,640 --> 00:43:51,340 Thank you. 549 00:43:58,550 --> 00:43:59,950 Look, it's Pecker Man! 550 00:44:00,050 --> 00:44:02,580 Knock it off. 551 00:44:02,990 --> 00:44:07,790 This superhero idea came to me. You know, like Spiderman? 552 00:44:08,890 --> 00:44:11,690 Take off your pants, please. 553 00:44:13,600 --> 00:44:15,190 Go on. 554 00:44:16,200 --> 00:44:21,730 How about "Erecto-man?" Invincible when stiff! 555 00:44:22,210 --> 00:44:23,200 What? 556 00:44:23,310 --> 00:44:28,110 If a bad guy appears, he looks at a naked women for power. 557 00:44:29,310 --> 00:44:30,510 What's your point? 558 00:44:30,620 --> 00:44:32,610 The enemy knows this 559 00:44:32,720 --> 00:44:36,920 so he shows Erecto Man naked old hags. 560 00:44:37,020 --> 00:44:39,250 But our hero digs them, too, 561 00:44:39,360 --> 00:44:42,560 so the plan backfires. 562 00:44:42,660 --> 00:44:45,220 How far are you taking this? 563 00:44:45,330 --> 00:44:47,920 - Taking what? - You don't know? 564 00:44:48,030 --> 00:44:50,760 He wears a "B" on his chest for "boner." 565 00:44:50,870 --> 00:44:53,570 You mean "E." He's Erecto Man." 566 00:44:55,140 --> 00:44:56,230 Good point. 567 00:44:57,380 --> 00:44:58,970 No change. 568 00:44:59,080 --> 00:45:03,210 You need to unwind. Go to a hot spring. 569 00:45:04,080 --> 00:45:09,580 Wait, you don't want to go there, do you? 570 00:45:09,690 --> 00:45:12,380 It ain't no bubble orgy. 571 00:45:12,790 --> 00:45:14,280 Actually, I'm going. 572 00:45:14,390 --> 00:45:17,290 - You're kidding, what for? - Work related. 573 00:45:22,100 --> 00:45:24,090 - I should get that. - Please. 574 00:45:24,200 --> 00:45:25,500 You're right. 575 00:45:26,210 --> 00:45:27,500 Take a seat. 576 00:45:30,910 --> 00:45:32,640 Dr. Irabu here. 577 00:45:32,740 --> 00:45:37,010 Look I ain't paying you any alimony, you slut! 578 00:45:37,120 --> 00:45:42,820 Expose me? Ha! Your past is more lurid than mine. 579 00:45:42,920 --> 00:45:47,420 My mother's livid that you soiled the family's name. 580 00:45:47,530 --> 00:45:49,220 See you in court! 581 00:45:49,330 --> 00:45:52,320 Go melt somewhere! 582 00:45:54,030 --> 00:45:55,230 I'm back. 583 00:45:56,740 --> 00:45:58,530 You can dress. 584 00:46:01,310 --> 00:46:04,570 - I'm bedevilled by an evil witch. - That's tough. 585 00:46:04,680 --> 00:46:08,170 My mom kept pestering me to marry. 586 00:46:08,280 --> 00:46:12,810 So I went to a singles party where this beautiful woman hit on me. 587 00:46:12,920 --> 00:46:14,480 She was pretty, huh? 588 00:46:14,590 --> 00:46:15,680 I guess so. 589 00:46:26,600 --> 00:46:27,790 Like this. 590 00:46:30,400 --> 00:46:32,390 She is beautiful. 591 00:46:32,500 --> 00:46:36,100 We married, but she left me after three months... 592 00:46:36,210 --> 00:46:38,610 - demanding 30 million yen. - That's terrible. 593 00:46:38,710 --> 00:46:40,300 Highway robbery! 594 00:46:40,410 --> 00:46:42,350 I'll melt her down... 595 00:46:42,450 --> 00:46:45,350 with hydrochloric and sulphuric acid. 596 00:46:45,720 --> 00:46:46,710 Right. 597 00:46:52,160 --> 00:46:53,950 Are you married? 598 00:46:55,660 --> 00:46:56,560 No. 599 00:46:56,830 --> 00:46:58,520 I advise against it. 600 00:47:01,370 --> 00:47:04,960 Care for some lunch, dear? 601 00:47:07,870 --> 00:47:11,870 It's my last home cooked meal as your wife. 602 00:47:12,680 --> 00:47:13,700 I see. 603 00:47:14,780 --> 00:47:17,080 Sauteed beef with... 604 00:47:17,380 --> 00:47:20,580 avocado and nato. 605 00:47:21,090 --> 00:47:25,990 Topped with cilantro and nampla. 606 00:47:27,730 --> 00:47:29,420 Mix well. 607 00:47:30,030 --> 00:47:31,430 Thanks for the food. 608 00:47:56,920 --> 00:47:58,620 Hey, this is good. 609 00:48:02,890 --> 00:48:04,380 I'm sorry. 610 00:48:05,260 --> 00:48:07,750 I'm a terrible wife, I know. 611 00:48:07,870 --> 00:48:09,360 This is excellent! 612 00:48:11,970 --> 00:48:14,270 - You angry? - No. 613 00:48:15,670 --> 00:48:17,570 You should be. 614 00:48:23,280 --> 00:48:26,080 This is delicious. 615 00:48:39,900 --> 00:48:43,390 Are you being angry for me? 616 00:49:27,710 --> 00:49:29,480 "Yuichi and Sayoko Endoh" 617 00:49:31,720 --> 00:49:33,410 "Sayoko" 618 00:49:54,740 --> 00:49:57,110 - What's your favourite drink? - I'm not sure. 619 00:49:57,210 --> 00:49:59,400 - You have to have something! - I don't know. 620 00:50:00,410 --> 00:50:01,610 But I like pudding better. 621 00:50:01,710 --> 00:50:03,010 Why don't you know? 622 00:50:03,120 --> 00:50:06,020 - Why don't you know? - I just don't. 623 00:50:06,120 --> 00:50:07,920 I just want to eat pudding! 624 00:50:08,220 --> 00:50:09,520 I want to eat pudding! 625 00:50:09,620 --> 00:50:12,820 You do? Like some custard pudding? 626 00:50:31,940 --> 00:50:33,240 Hot! 627 00:50:45,560 --> 00:50:49,460 At first, I could only swim 200 meters. 628 00:50:50,060 --> 00:50:52,460 Now I go at least 2 kilometers. 629 00:50:56,470 --> 00:51:02,410 At 1.5 km, I start to feel a sense of rapture. 630 00:51:02,510 --> 00:51:08,100 It's what drives me to keep pushing on. 631 00:51:12,520 --> 00:51:14,510 Time's up, good work. 632 00:51:15,820 --> 00:51:19,120 I don't get it, why could we only stay in the pool for 50 minutes? 633 00:51:19,220 --> 00:51:20,420 We're closing soon. 634 00:51:20,930 --> 00:51:23,120 Irritating bastard, right? 635 00:51:23,230 --> 00:51:24,220 Well... 636 00:51:27,630 --> 00:51:30,120 Sir, please come out of the pool! 637 00:51:30,240 --> 00:51:32,730 I can't say I blame him. 638 00:51:32,940 --> 00:51:37,030 The more stress, the longer one wants to swim. 639 00:51:37,240 --> 00:51:40,080 "Irabu General Hospital." 640 00:51:42,480 --> 00:51:43,850 Hello. 641 00:51:43,950 --> 00:51:47,440 I lost the umbrella I borrowed. I'm sorry. 642 00:51:47,550 --> 00:51:48,540 That's okay. 643 00:51:48,650 --> 00:51:50,880 It was dirty, anyway. 644 00:51:51,460 --> 00:51:53,690 Here's a beetle in exchange. 645 00:51:55,860 --> 00:52:00,130 Mayumi's folks sent her loads of them. 646 00:52:00,800 --> 00:52:02,200 You sure? 647 00:52:02,300 --> 00:52:03,730 Take the aquarium, too. 648 00:52:03,900 --> 00:52:07,700 Top of the line plastic with a lens. 649 00:52:07,810 --> 00:52:10,000 The jelly's from a condom. 650 00:52:11,110 --> 00:52:12,600 That's okay. 651 00:52:13,110 --> 00:52:16,010 - You're a writer, right? - Yes. 652 00:52:16,110 --> 00:52:21,520 You know that huge hospital across the tracks? 653 00:52:21,720 --> 00:52:23,710 Investigate them. 654 00:52:24,620 --> 00:52:27,220 - Wrong doing? - You bet. 655 00:52:27,330 --> 00:52:29,120 Padding the books? 656 00:52:29,230 --> 00:52:30,720 No, that's us. 657 00:52:30,830 --> 00:52:34,360 The director keeps bad-mouthing us 658 00:52:34,470 --> 00:52:37,230 while he skims from drug companies. 659 00:52:37,340 --> 00:52:39,830 - No thanks. - Why not? 660 00:52:39,940 --> 00:52:43,240 "Big-name hospital bad mouths rival." 661 00:52:43,340 --> 00:52:46,830 Not much of a story there. 662 00:52:47,150 --> 00:52:48,840 Cheapskate. Forget it. 663 00:52:49,480 --> 00:52:52,140 Well... shall we begin? 664 00:52:52,250 --> 00:52:53,650 Begin what? 665 00:52:54,050 --> 00:52:56,150 Your real therapy. 666 00:52:57,560 --> 00:52:59,750 - Here. - What's that? 667 00:52:59,960 --> 00:53:04,490 Dead wood from a "Tree of Joy." 668 00:53:04,900 --> 00:53:06,490 Now, a "Rod of Grief." 669 00:53:08,100 --> 00:53:10,190 Stop it, that's bad luck. 670 00:53:11,300 --> 00:53:15,100 Hurl this at that evil hospital. 671 00:53:15,210 --> 00:53:18,610 What? No way. What if I hit somebody? 672 00:53:19,210 --> 00:53:23,740 There's more empty space on earth than people. 673 00:53:23,850 --> 00:53:25,010 But it's possible. 674 00:53:25,120 --> 00:53:26,810 There it is! Worry wart! 675 00:53:28,020 --> 00:53:31,850 That's why electrical leaks scare you. 676 00:53:31,960 --> 00:53:33,510 That's different. 677 00:53:33,630 --> 00:53:34,920 No, it isn't. 678 00:53:38,230 --> 00:53:39,420 Just kidding. 679 00:53:39,530 --> 00:53:41,520 Come on. Throw. 680 00:53:42,230 --> 00:53:43,720 It's therapy. 681 00:53:43,870 --> 00:53:45,170 Really? 682 00:53:51,840 --> 00:53:53,640 What's that? 683 00:53:53,750 --> 00:53:55,840 It's got to reach the target. 684 00:53:56,350 --> 00:53:59,340 Don't worry. It's an evil hospital. 685 00:54:00,190 --> 00:54:04,180 Let's forget this. I could really hurt somebody. 686 00:54:04,290 --> 00:54:07,590 - Don't think. Do. - Humans think. 687 00:54:08,090 --> 00:54:11,090 You're pretty chicken for an investigative reporter. 688 00:54:11,900 --> 00:54:13,490 No, I'm not. 689 00:54:17,400 --> 00:54:18,800 Look out now. 690 00:54:21,810 --> 00:54:24,710 Think of it as comeuppance for evildoers... 691 00:54:24,810 --> 00:54:26,210 and medical treatment. 692 00:54:26,710 --> 00:54:28,340 Ready... go! 693 00:54:32,420 --> 00:54:34,610 That was your rock. Not mine. 694 00:54:34,720 --> 00:54:36,020 What? 695 00:54:36,320 --> 00:54:39,120 Hey, wait! No way! 696 00:54:42,560 --> 00:54:43,750 - Please, go ahead. - Oh, thank you. 697 00:54:43,860 --> 00:54:45,520 Do you have all your bags? 698 00:54:45,630 --> 00:54:47,360 Yes, yes, thank you so much. 699 00:54:47,470 --> 00:54:48,730 - Which way? - That way. 700 00:54:48,830 --> 00:54:49,930 That way? 701 00:54:50,030 --> 00:54:51,730 Can we have an early soak? 702 00:54:51,840 --> 00:54:52,960 - Yes. - We can? 703 00:54:53,140 --> 00:54:54,440 Thank you, please come out. 704 00:54:54,540 --> 00:54:55,940 It's that way. 705 00:54:57,280 --> 00:54:59,540 - Follow me this way, please. - It's a marvellous inn! 706 00:54:59,640 --> 00:55:00,770 Isn't it! 707 00:55:00,880 --> 00:55:02,680 It has an outdoor bath. 708 00:55:03,780 --> 00:55:06,180 I just love morning baths. 709 00:55:17,100 --> 00:55:19,500 What are you doing, Taguchi? 710 00:55:20,000 --> 00:55:23,200 I don't feel so good. 711 00:55:27,510 --> 00:55:31,000 Nobody feels good. 712 00:55:31,440 --> 00:55:36,040 But we're all going to the bath, you included. 713 00:55:36,920 --> 00:55:41,110 Assemble at the cable car at 6. 714 00:55:45,520 --> 00:55:49,320 "Outdoor Hot Springs Bath" - That felt great, didn't it? So refreshing! 715 00:55:49,430 --> 00:55:50,720 What are we riding? 716 00:55:50,830 --> 00:55:52,520 We're riding that thing? 717 00:55:52,630 --> 00:55:53,620 Oh, really? 718 00:55:55,130 --> 00:55:57,330 Taguchi, over here. 719 00:56:05,280 --> 00:56:08,270 You don't know how to relax, do you? 720 00:56:08,380 --> 00:56:10,970 I'm more relaxed like this. 721 00:56:11,780 --> 00:56:13,580 I apologize for him. 722 00:56:14,090 --> 00:56:18,990 Wouldn't it be funny if there was no bath at all? 723 00:56:21,490 --> 00:56:23,190 I'm speechless. 724 00:56:23,500 --> 00:56:25,400 Yeah! 725 00:56:25,500 --> 00:56:27,490 Outdoor hot spring! 726 00:56:27,700 --> 00:56:29,000 I tried it this morning. 727 00:56:29,100 --> 00:56:30,000 You did? 728 00:56:30,100 --> 00:56:31,300 - By yourself? - No way! 729 00:56:31,400 --> 00:56:35,200 This inn's as close as you get to mixed bathing. 730 00:56:37,810 --> 00:56:40,210 Imagine the embarrassment if we get erections. 731 00:56:40,310 --> 00:56:41,710 Huh, Taguchi? 732 00:56:42,710 --> 00:56:43,810 Yeah. 733 00:56:52,860 --> 00:56:55,450 - There's the cable car - We're riding it? 734 00:56:55,560 --> 00:56:57,360 - Look, this is our ride. - Really?! 735 00:57:14,410 --> 00:57:16,310 "Fire Alarm" 736 00:57:23,290 --> 00:57:24,590 Excuse me. 737 00:57:26,720 --> 00:57:27,880 Please let me through. 738 00:57:30,090 --> 00:57:31,080 Excuse me. 739 00:57:35,530 --> 00:57:37,190 "Fire Alarm" 740 00:58:06,460 --> 00:58:10,260 The meeting went way over schedule. 741 00:58:10,570 --> 00:58:15,560 What's more, one contractor found fault with my plan. 742 00:58:55,710 --> 00:59:00,340 I can still get in an hour's swim before the pool closes. 743 00:59:00,450 --> 00:59:04,050 I'll finish up and leave the rest to my staff. 744 00:59:04,160 --> 00:59:08,560 It's for the good of my mental health and the project. 745 00:59:17,270 --> 00:59:18,360 Hello? 746 00:59:19,070 --> 00:59:20,560 Come again? 747 00:59:21,270 --> 00:59:25,770 I can't tonight. It's my wife's birthday. 748 00:59:28,810 --> 00:59:32,010 Don't tell me you're pregnant or something? 749 00:59:33,180 --> 00:59:35,680 Don't scare me. 750 00:59:35,790 --> 00:59:37,480 Can't you tell me over the phone? 751 00:59:38,890 --> 00:59:42,380 Okay, if it's urgent, I'll be right over. 752 00:59:56,310 --> 00:59:58,100 So what's this all about? 753 01:00:01,210 --> 01:00:05,310 I told you it's too early to separate from my wife. 754 01:00:15,730 --> 01:00:17,420 Oh, that's right, 755 01:00:17,930 --> 01:00:22,530 I apologize for calling you a slacker the other day. 756 01:00:22,630 --> 01:00:25,430 I'm sorry about that. 757 01:00:25,540 --> 01:00:27,060 That's not it. 758 01:00:27,170 --> 01:00:29,260 Then what? 759 01:00:32,340 --> 01:00:33,640 Well... 760 01:00:39,280 --> 01:00:41,270 I want you to see a doctor. 761 01:00:43,050 --> 01:00:44,040 Doctor? 762 01:00:49,960 --> 01:00:52,560 "Dr. Himenogi, Venereologist" 763 01:00:53,000 --> 01:00:55,490 It's not gonorrhoea. 764 01:00:55,670 --> 01:00:57,360 It isn't? 765 01:00:57,600 --> 01:01:00,200 It's non gonococcal, 766 01:01:00,300 --> 01:01:02,900 but it is a sexual disease. 767 01:01:13,020 --> 01:01:15,140 - Um... - What is it? 768 01:01:15,250 --> 01:01:16,520 Can I swim in a pool? 769 01:01:16,620 --> 01:01:19,320 Absolutely not! 770 01:01:20,530 --> 01:01:23,120 Are you allergic to antibiotics? 771 01:01:23,230 --> 01:01:25,420 I don't think so. 772 01:01:30,430 --> 01:01:33,630 Take these, then. 773 01:01:38,140 --> 01:01:40,240 The antibiotic capsules... 774 01:01:40,680 --> 01:01:44,270 were a refreshing blue. 775 01:01:46,450 --> 01:01:49,440 You shamed the Irabu family, you whore! 776 01:01:49,650 --> 01:01:52,050 Stop moaning and pay up! 777 01:01:53,990 --> 01:01:55,250 Nurse, stop them! 778 01:01:55,360 --> 01:01:56,790 Leave them be. 779 01:01:56,890 --> 01:01:59,090 Stop this, ma'am! 780 01:02:03,000 --> 01:02:06,600 You've had so much plastic surgery, I don't even recognize you. 781 01:02:06,700 --> 01:02:09,610 - You're a bionic freak! - Momma's boy! 782 01:02:22,750 --> 01:02:24,410 That monster! 783 01:02:25,460 --> 01:02:27,420 Go get her, Erecto Man! 784 01:02:27,530 --> 01:02:29,430 No way. 785 01:02:30,130 --> 01:02:31,820 Some hero you are. 786 01:02:32,530 --> 01:02:34,520 Marriage sucks. 787 01:02:35,530 --> 01:02:38,930 Actually, I was married. 788 01:02:39,140 --> 01:02:41,230 We divorced three years ago. 789 01:02:41,340 --> 01:02:42,740 I know. 790 01:02:44,140 --> 01:02:46,740 - I'm lying. - Knock it off. 791 01:02:47,280 --> 01:02:48,840 So what was the reason? 792 01:02:49,550 --> 01:02:53,280 Well, my wife had an affair. Basically, she ran off. 793 01:02:53,380 --> 01:02:54,680 She wouldn't now. 794 01:02:54,790 --> 01:02:56,180 Stop it. 795 01:02:57,960 --> 01:03:00,120 Get any alimony? 796 01:03:00,290 --> 01:03:01,380 No. 797 01:03:02,290 --> 01:03:04,690 I was too proud, I guess. 798 01:03:05,100 --> 01:03:09,800 I didn't say anything. I regret my feebleness now. 799 01:03:10,430 --> 01:03:12,230 I should've screamed. 800 01:03:13,000 --> 01:03:14,130 Then let's go. 801 01:03:14,240 --> 01:03:17,040 - Huh? - Where does she live? 802 01:03:17,210 --> 01:03:18,610 She's at work right now. 803 01:03:18,710 --> 01:03:21,040 She's still on duty! 804 01:03:23,950 --> 01:03:27,610 Pretty hairy, eh? I'm an animal. 805 01:03:33,120 --> 01:03:34,520 She's coming now. 806 01:03:34,630 --> 01:03:37,720 Wouldn't it be funny if that receptionist liked me? 807 01:03:43,130 --> 01:03:46,540 - Give her a good smack. - No way. 808 01:03:46,640 --> 01:03:48,730 Chickening out again? 809 01:03:48,840 --> 01:03:49,830 No. 810 01:03:50,040 --> 01:03:52,840 She's apparently pregnant. 811 01:03:53,840 --> 01:03:55,440 Your child? 812 01:03:57,450 --> 01:04:01,680 You haven't heard a word I said. 813 01:04:02,120 --> 01:04:03,480 Yes, I have. 814 01:04:03,590 --> 01:04:08,990 Okay, forget the body blow. Call her a putrid whore. 815 01:04:09,090 --> 01:04:12,290 Trust me. I'm a doctor. 816 01:04:22,410 --> 01:04:24,310 So it is you after all. 817 01:04:24,740 --> 01:04:29,110 The receptionist said I had a strange visitor. 818 01:04:34,150 --> 01:04:36,750 You stood outside my apartment, didn't you? 819 01:04:37,860 --> 01:04:39,550 I saw you immediately. 820 01:04:40,620 --> 01:04:44,720 You watched us from the park. 821 01:04:46,430 --> 01:04:48,230 What did you want? 822 01:04:49,230 --> 01:04:52,260 You stayed away because of him? 823 01:04:52,370 --> 01:04:54,130 That wasn't it. 824 01:04:57,540 --> 01:05:02,410 Don't tell me. You're remarrying. 825 01:05:03,380 --> 01:05:04,370 No. 826 01:05:05,180 --> 01:05:08,880 I see. I was kind of hoping. 827 01:05:09,790 --> 01:05:12,380 After what I did to you... 828 01:05:12,490 --> 01:05:19,090 it's not fair that I find happiness and you don't. I feel terrible. 829 01:05:20,000 --> 01:05:23,490 I know you can't forgive me. 830 01:05:24,600 --> 01:05:29,200 But if you re-marry, perhaps I won't feel so guilty. 831 01:05:30,210 --> 01:05:31,940 Silence you putrid whore! 832 01:05:32,040 --> 01:05:34,440 You're full of crap! 833 01:05:34,550 --> 01:05:39,740 I bet you were the superficial perky girl in high school. Isn't that right? 834 01:05:40,120 --> 01:05:44,710 I melt girls like you with hydrochloric and sulphuric acid. 835 01:05:44,820 --> 01:05:45,720 Take it easy. 836 01:05:45,820 --> 01:05:50,760 You and your sad erection over a woman who betrayed you. 837 01:05:50,860 --> 01:05:52,920 - You make me sick! - Sorry, we're leaving. 838 01:05:53,030 --> 01:05:56,470 Wait, what are you doing? Go tell her off! Call her a putrid whore! 839 01:05:56,570 --> 01:05:58,330 What? You won't do it, then I will. 840 01:05:58,440 --> 01:06:01,170 Putrid whore! 841 01:06:16,590 --> 01:06:18,780 A close aide to the mayor... 842 01:06:18,890 --> 01:06:22,480 wants to talk to us about illegal waste dumping. 843 01:06:22,990 --> 01:06:24,890 This could be "Bigon!" 844 01:06:25,000 --> 01:06:25,790 "Bigon?" 845 01:06:25,900 --> 01:06:27,890 Huh? I mean, "Bingo!" 846 01:06:28,000 --> 01:06:29,400 What's "Bigon?" 847 01:06:29,500 --> 01:06:31,590 How should I know? 848 01:06:31,700 --> 01:06:33,030 You said it. 849 01:06:33,140 --> 01:06:35,110 - Bigon, bigon. - Bigon... 850 01:06:37,340 --> 01:06:39,610 - That's enough. - Thank God. 851 01:06:39,710 --> 01:06:41,800 It looks like a cover up. 852 01:06:41,910 --> 01:06:44,610 - Here's your plane ticket. - Thanks. 853 01:06:44,850 --> 01:06:47,650 But why is he in Okinawa? 854 01:06:47,750 --> 01:06:51,920 Probably hiding himself from yakuza or something. 855 01:06:52,020 --> 01:06:53,320 I see. 856 01:06:54,230 --> 01:06:57,130 You only get one shot so be tenacious. 857 01:06:57,230 --> 01:07:00,100 Your rep as a writer's on the line. 858 01:07:00,460 --> 01:07:01,860 Gotcha. 859 01:07:04,070 --> 01:07:06,900 Shall we turn off the gas? 860 01:07:07,070 --> 01:07:08,160 Good idea. 861 01:07:14,280 --> 01:07:16,180 - See you tomorrow. - Right. 862 01:07:16,880 --> 01:07:19,370 - Need a wake up call? - No, that's okay. 863 01:07:20,580 --> 01:07:22,380 - Uh-oh. - What? 864 01:07:23,690 --> 01:07:25,480 Did I shut off the gas? 865 01:07:25,590 --> 01:07:26,610 The gas? 866 01:07:27,220 --> 01:07:29,220 At the restaurant. 867 01:07:30,290 --> 01:07:31,490 I think so. 868 01:07:32,600 --> 01:07:33,790 I did, right? 869 01:07:34,700 --> 01:07:36,100 - Good night. - Okay. 870 01:07:48,750 --> 01:07:51,210 But what if I didn't? 871 01:07:57,620 --> 01:08:02,560 Excuse me, please! Open up! 872 01:08:05,660 --> 01:08:06,990 Open up! 873 01:08:07,670 --> 01:08:13,470 Something about turning off the gas. I haven't the foggiest what she's saying. 874 01:08:14,270 --> 01:08:16,430 Well, she keeps repeating herself. 875 01:08:16,940 --> 01:08:18,200 Miss Iwamaru. 876 01:08:18,780 --> 01:08:20,370 You can go home now. 877 01:08:20,710 --> 01:08:22,940 Do you need a lift? 878 01:08:59,850 --> 01:09:04,290 God, I'd like to plunge into this tank. 879 01:09:04,660 --> 01:09:06,650 I just need to swim... 880 01:09:06,760 --> 01:09:09,850 as soon as possible. 881 01:09:23,570 --> 01:09:25,570 I'm awake. 882 01:09:40,790 --> 01:09:42,690 Right then. 883 01:09:44,190 --> 01:09:48,100 I locked the window. 884 01:09:50,300 --> 01:09:54,290 I fed the Irabu beetle. 885 01:09:56,710 --> 01:09:59,900 The iron's unplugged. 886 01:10:00,110 --> 01:10:02,810 The breaker's off. 887 01:10:03,110 --> 01:10:06,910 Main gas valve, closed. 888 01:10:12,990 --> 01:10:15,980 Front door, locked. 889 01:10:17,760 --> 01:10:19,460 Check. 890 01:10:19,730 --> 01:10:23,860 A memorable moment, Miss? 891 01:10:24,130 --> 01:10:27,330 This makes me very happy. 892 01:10:29,240 --> 01:10:31,140 I wonder what it's of. 893 01:10:31,240 --> 01:10:34,340 That's a secret. 894 01:10:34,450 --> 01:10:37,070 I don't need to know. 895 01:10:37,180 --> 01:10:38,650 You don't? 896 01:10:40,350 --> 01:10:45,050 What good is other people's happiness to me? 897 01:10:51,200 --> 01:10:52,990 I left the curtains open. 898 01:10:54,370 --> 01:10:56,270 Well, it should be okay. 899 01:11:16,150 --> 01:11:17,480 Rats. 900 01:12:20,350 --> 01:12:22,820 Rats. 901 01:12:53,150 --> 01:12:58,490 Soaked by the driving rain 902 01:12:58,590 --> 01:13:05,790 And on the edge of despair 903 01:13:06,700 --> 01:13:12,000 The morning sun begins to rise 904 01:13:12,100 --> 01:13:17,510 Breaking through the darkness 905 01:13:17,610 --> 01:13:23,100 I feel his gentle gaze on my chilled face 906 01:13:23,210 --> 01:13:28,310 Warming me from beyond 907 01:13:28,750 --> 01:13:34,210 Drying away my tears 908 01:13:34,320 --> 01:13:37,020 Taguchi-san? It's been a while. 909 01:13:37,130 --> 01:13:40,430 This is Dr. Wakamiya calling. 910 01:13:40,730 --> 01:13:44,360 How's Dr. Irabu's therapy working? 911 01:13:44,570 --> 01:13:47,660 I'd like a consultation with you. 912 01:13:50,770 --> 01:13:52,140 Oh! 913 01:13:52,740 --> 01:13:54,730 Well, it's good news. 914 01:13:54,850 --> 01:13:57,040 You're cured. 915 01:13:57,150 --> 01:13:59,670 Thanks to me. 916 01:13:59,780 --> 01:14:01,310 Really? 917 01:14:02,590 --> 01:14:04,680 Can I swim? 918 01:14:04,790 --> 01:14:09,890 You sure like to swim. Pool this, pool that, all the time. 919 01:14:09,990 --> 01:14:12,590 - That's all you ask about. - I suppose I do. 920 01:14:12,700 --> 01:14:14,990 At any rate... 921 01:14:15,300 --> 01:14:18,530 continue taking... 922 01:14:19,000 --> 01:14:23,000 your blue antibiotic pills. 923 01:14:25,610 --> 01:14:29,510 I've felt tremendous stress lately. 924 01:14:30,210 --> 01:14:32,310 I've got to calm down. 925 01:14:33,120 --> 01:14:38,610 If I can get back to the pool, all will be well again. 926 01:14:38,720 --> 01:14:40,020 "Pool closed" 927 01:14:40,120 --> 01:14:43,820 I'm sorry, we're closed to the public today. 928 01:14:43,930 --> 01:14:47,520 - Really? - Yeah sorry, the pool's off limits. 929 01:14:47,730 --> 01:14:51,130 There wasn't a notice out front. 930 01:14:51,230 --> 01:14:53,630 - Yes, there was. - No, there wasn't. 931 01:14:53,740 --> 01:14:54,970 That's strange. 932 01:14:56,540 --> 01:14:58,740 Just let me use one end. 933 01:14:58,840 --> 01:15:00,810 There's a swim meet. 934 01:15:00,910 --> 01:15:04,070 - What kind? - A swim meet is a swim meet. 935 01:15:04,180 --> 01:15:05,480 No one's here. 936 01:15:05,580 --> 01:15:07,110 That's not my problem. 937 01:15:07,220 --> 01:15:07,980 What the... 938 01:15:08,090 --> 01:15:09,580 Hey! What are you doing? 939 01:15:09,690 --> 01:15:11,880 Get out of there! 940 01:15:12,320 --> 01:15:13,380 Stop! 941 01:15:15,630 --> 01:15:16,720 Hey! 942 01:15:18,100 --> 01:15:19,690 Come Here! 943 01:16:07,580 --> 01:16:10,070 Your door's unlocked. 944 01:16:10,180 --> 01:16:13,270 I hate women who do that on TV. 945 01:16:13,380 --> 01:16:17,980 The first thing you do when you get home is lock the door, right? 946 01:16:19,120 --> 01:16:20,110 Okay. 947 01:16:29,700 --> 01:16:31,900 What in the world are you doing? 948 01:16:32,840 --> 01:16:36,240 - I'm sorry - Where are all your things? 949 01:16:37,210 --> 01:16:38,800 It's hard to explain. 950 01:16:38,910 --> 01:16:41,610 Whatever. Just return to work. 951 01:16:42,310 --> 01:16:43,900 I'm hopeless. 952 01:16:44,610 --> 01:16:46,310 You realize that now? 953 01:16:47,120 --> 01:16:48,550 But don't worry. 954 01:16:48,750 --> 01:16:52,650 All of mankind is hopeless. 955 01:16:54,660 --> 01:16:56,850 I'm mentally ill. 956 01:16:57,730 --> 01:17:01,260 I know. Hey, that rhymes with "lentil wheel?" 957 01:17:01,470 --> 01:17:02,960 What's that? 958 01:17:03,070 --> 01:17:04,970 A big wheel made of lentils. 959 01:17:05,070 --> 01:17:07,760 - You take... - That's enough. 960 01:17:09,470 --> 01:17:12,570 Don't worry... But yoo-hoo, deadline. 961 01:17:12,680 --> 01:17:14,910 Think "big scandal." 962 01:17:15,480 --> 01:17:19,010 That illegal dump site is near a school. 963 01:17:19,120 --> 01:17:22,280 Kids could hurt themselves. What would you do then? 964 01:17:22,390 --> 01:17:24,380 - They could? - Easily. 965 01:17:26,490 --> 01:17:31,590 They could get trapped in an industrial freezer. 966 01:17:34,800 --> 01:17:35,890 What?! 967 01:17:39,500 --> 01:17:41,300 I think I did that. 968 01:17:49,050 --> 01:17:50,100 Run and hide. 969 01:17:50,210 --> 01:17:52,940 - Where? Here? - Hurry. 970 01:17:55,150 --> 01:17:57,210 Over here, Suzumi-chan. 971 01:17:57,320 --> 01:17:58,220 Okay. 972 01:18:00,460 --> 01:18:03,550 Open up when I knock, okay? 973 01:18:03,660 --> 01:18:04,750 Gotcha. 974 01:18:12,470 --> 01:18:14,990 I may have left him in there. 975 01:18:15,110 --> 01:18:17,510 I don't remember. 976 01:18:18,680 --> 01:18:23,480 I'm a million percent sure you did. 977 01:18:25,980 --> 01:18:29,110 Poor thing's a skeleton by now. 978 01:18:29,220 --> 01:18:31,590 Can you spell "skeleton?" 979 01:18:33,720 --> 01:18:35,020 Look here. 980 01:18:35,130 --> 01:18:36,090 Doctor! 981 01:18:36,190 --> 01:18:39,530 You draw a "fishhook" through a "bug"... 982 01:18:39,630 --> 01:18:43,400 and skewer through the name "Tanaka." 983 01:18:43,500 --> 01:18:47,200 Feed that to a "woman" and add "bones." 984 01:18:48,910 --> 01:18:50,000 Skeleton! 985 01:18:50,110 --> 01:18:52,630 Stop fooling around and do something! 986 01:18:53,040 --> 01:18:56,340 Okay, let's go check it out. 987 01:18:56,510 --> 01:18:59,510 It'll be cool if he's still in there. 988 01:18:59,620 --> 01:19:01,050 Wait a second. 989 01:19:01,150 --> 01:19:03,090 A real skeleton, wow. 990 01:19:03,190 --> 01:19:06,990 I saw one in med school but it was bleached. 991 01:19:07,090 --> 01:19:09,650 Let's close through tomorrow. 992 01:19:09,760 --> 01:19:11,190 Forget it. 993 01:19:11,290 --> 01:19:14,260 Don't worry, you didn't commit a crime. 994 01:19:14,360 --> 01:19:15,960 I'm scared. 995 01:19:16,070 --> 01:19:18,360 That's why you have a therapist. 996 01:19:18,470 --> 01:19:20,560 Nurse! 997 01:19:25,910 --> 01:19:27,210 It's him! 998 01:19:27,680 --> 01:19:31,080 Nice to see you again, Taguchi-san. 999 01:19:31,180 --> 01:19:32,580 Hello, Doctor. 1000 01:19:32,720 --> 01:19:36,120 How's your little problem? 1001 01:19:36,220 --> 01:19:39,090 It's still there. 1002 01:19:39,290 --> 01:19:41,280 Actually, I'm glad. 1003 01:19:41,390 --> 01:19:47,090 You see, I'm on loan here from the Sebastian University Hospital. 1004 01:19:47,200 --> 01:19:50,190 And my advisors want to meet you. 1005 01:19:51,200 --> 01:19:54,400 This is urologist, Dr. Nakamura. 1006 01:19:55,040 --> 01:19:56,440 Thank you for coming. 1007 01:19:56,540 --> 01:19:59,800 No problem. At your service, Doctor. 1008 01:20:00,010 --> 01:20:03,740 Would you mind if we get started? 1009 01:20:05,750 --> 01:20:06,740 Not at all. 1010 01:20:08,750 --> 01:20:11,310 Let's get this on tape. 1011 01:20:11,860 --> 01:20:15,520 May we videotape this, Taguchi-san? 1012 01:20:15,960 --> 01:20:17,520 Uh... sure. 1013 01:20:17,630 --> 01:20:19,650 - Get the camcorder. - Yes, sir. 1014 01:20:19,730 --> 01:20:21,160 - Hurry. - Okay. 1015 01:20:21,670 --> 01:20:25,120 Well, it's safe to say the cause is psychological. 1016 01:20:25,240 --> 01:20:28,030 - Yes, that's right. - I'm ready. 1017 01:20:28,840 --> 01:20:33,970 It's by no means a rare phenomenon. 1018 01:20:34,080 --> 01:20:35,340 Yes, but this is different. 1019 01:20:35,450 --> 01:20:39,440 You just need to view it with an objective eye. 1020 01:20:40,680 --> 01:20:41,650 Hey!? 1021 01:20:42,150 --> 01:20:44,750 See what I mean? 1022 01:20:44,850 --> 01:20:48,190 Incredible! Whoa! 1023 01:20:48,290 --> 01:20:51,090 - Taguchi-san, may l? - Um... Yeah. 1024 01:20:51,190 --> 01:20:52,680 Whoa! 1025 01:20:52,800 --> 01:20:54,860 This is remarkable. 1026 01:20:57,700 --> 01:20:59,360 - Where's the video? - Coming. 1027 01:20:59,470 --> 01:21:01,330 - What's taking you so long? - Sorry. 1028 01:21:01,440 --> 01:21:04,530 - Bring the zoom lens, too. - Yes, right away. 1029 01:21:04,810 --> 01:21:08,510 Patient with sustained erection, age 30. 1030 01:21:08,610 --> 01:21:11,240 Why bring me an Exacto knife? 1031 01:21:11,350 --> 01:21:12,750 I thought... 1032 01:21:12,850 --> 01:21:16,440 Just bring me what's necessary. 1033 01:21:16,550 --> 01:21:17,750 I'm sorry. 1034 01:21:19,020 --> 01:21:21,920 - What's this? - Never mind that. 1035 01:21:22,030 --> 01:21:24,260 Are we witnessing history? 1036 01:21:24,760 --> 01:21:27,660 Please. Show the patient some respect. 1037 01:21:27,760 --> 01:21:29,960 - Forgive us, Taguchi-san. - Uh, well... 1038 01:21:31,370 --> 01:21:35,270 No, you measure the length... from the base! 1039 01:21:35,370 --> 01:21:36,460 Ouch! 1040 01:21:36,570 --> 01:21:37,770 Sorry, Taguchi-san. 1041 01:21:37,870 --> 01:21:41,330 No... here! Measure from the base! 1042 01:21:41,440 --> 01:21:43,740 - Yes, sir. - Is it hard? 1043 01:21:45,180 --> 01:21:47,880 - I can't see. I can't see! - Stop pushing. 1044 01:21:47,980 --> 01:21:49,780 - It wasn't me. - Stop it. 1045 01:21:49,890 --> 01:21:51,380 - It's not me. - Me neither. 1046 01:21:51,490 --> 01:21:52,550 Who is it, then? 1047 01:21:52,660 --> 01:21:54,050 - Stop it! - Stop pushing! 1048 01:21:54,160 --> 01:21:56,490 Would you knock it off?! 1049 01:22:10,410 --> 01:22:11,810 You scared me. 1050 01:22:12,440 --> 01:22:13,840 This is fun! 1051 01:22:14,140 --> 01:22:15,440 I'm going to throw up. 1052 01:22:17,110 --> 01:22:21,520 So you grew up here. I see why you lack sophistication. 1053 01:22:21,620 --> 01:22:22,610 I agree. 1054 01:22:22,720 --> 01:22:26,820 So where's the fridge with your friend in it? 1055 01:22:27,460 --> 01:22:30,020 Behind that hill, I think. 1056 01:22:30,230 --> 01:22:31,720 Okay! Let's go. 1057 01:22:32,360 --> 01:22:35,960 If we find it, can I open it? 1058 01:22:36,070 --> 01:22:38,860 I wanna be the one to discover the body. 1059 01:22:39,370 --> 01:22:41,670 Get myself on TV. 1060 01:22:42,270 --> 01:22:44,430 Suit yourself. 1061 01:22:44,540 --> 01:22:46,170 You're stepping in it. 1062 01:22:46,280 --> 01:22:47,640 Dog poop. 1063 01:22:52,750 --> 01:22:54,480 Fresh country poop. 1064 01:23:00,060 --> 01:23:02,290 It's partly your fault. 1065 01:23:02,390 --> 01:23:05,190 No, it's partly the dog's fault. 1066 01:23:05,500 --> 01:23:07,400 That's true. 1067 01:23:07,630 --> 01:23:09,390 - Know what? - Huh? 1068 01:23:09,500 --> 01:23:12,490 I once had a huge crush on a girl... 1069 01:23:12,600 --> 01:23:14,590 back in grade school. 1070 01:23:14,940 --> 01:23:19,600 So I followed her one day to find out where she lived. 1071 01:23:19,710 --> 01:23:23,910 On the way, she stepped in some dog poop. 1072 01:23:25,850 --> 01:23:30,310 So she took off her shoes and threw them into a nearby river. 1073 01:23:30,420 --> 01:23:32,910 "See ya," she yelled. 1074 01:23:33,820 --> 01:23:36,020 Suddenly, I hated her. 1075 01:23:40,930 --> 01:23:44,870 I doubt the fridge is still there. It's been 20 years. 1076 01:23:44,970 --> 01:23:47,130 The Titanic's still around. 1077 01:23:47,240 --> 01:23:48,530 True but... 1078 01:23:48,640 --> 01:23:54,240 I've got a tiny pebble in my shoe that's bothering me. 1079 01:23:55,550 --> 01:23:58,340 This way, Doctor! 1080 01:23:59,250 --> 01:24:01,680 I know! 1081 01:24:13,630 --> 01:24:15,690 What is it? A dead body? 1082 01:24:17,300 --> 01:24:18,490 What is this? 1083 01:24:18,600 --> 01:24:20,730 You said it. 1084 01:24:24,010 --> 01:24:25,600 This is it... 1085 01:24:26,840 --> 01:24:28,640 the illegal dump site. 1086 01:24:28,750 --> 01:24:31,210 So which is it? 1087 01:24:31,310 --> 01:24:33,840 How should I know? 1088 01:24:33,950 --> 01:24:35,850 You're useless. 1089 01:24:35,950 --> 01:24:37,150 How about this one? 1090 01:24:37,720 --> 01:24:39,420 Beginner's luck! 1091 01:24:51,470 --> 01:24:53,870 Get it all on tape? 1092 01:24:54,040 --> 01:24:55,830 Yes, we did. 1093 01:24:58,140 --> 01:25:00,370 Please take this gratuity. 1094 01:25:04,580 --> 01:25:06,280 It wasn't medical treatment? 1095 01:25:06,380 --> 01:25:09,780 Well, not technically, no. 1096 01:25:10,320 --> 01:25:12,480 Aren't you going to cure me? 1097 01:25:13,120 --> 01:25:16,890 Surgery is possible but... 1098 01:25:16,990 --> 01:25:22,190 there's no precedent for it. The problem itself... 1099 01:25:22,600 --> 01:25:25,730 doesn't warrant the risk. 1100 01:25:25,840 --> 01:25:28,930 Then why am I here? 1101 01:25:29,510 --> 01:25:35,710 Your condition is very rare. We wanted to record it. 1102 01:25:36,510 --> 01:25:38,950 Taguchi-san, don't fret. 1103 01:25:39,050 --> 01:25:40,850 This problem has a way of fixing itself unexpectedly 1104 01:25:40,950 --> 01:25:42,650 - That's correct. - Isn't that right? 1105 01:25:42,750 --> 01:25:44,120 Go to hell! 1106 01:25:44,950 --> 01:25:46,850 Am I just a sideshow to you? 1107 01:25:47,960 --> 01:25:48,650 Stay calm. 1108 01:25:48,760 --> 01:25:51,420 - No, I won't! - Calm down! Be quiet! 1109 01:25:51,530 --> 01:25:53,460 I'm a human being! 1110 01:25:54,160 --> 01:25:55,720 I want some respect! 1111 01:26:10,780 --> 01:26:11,970 Hello... 1112 01:26:12,720 --> 01:26:16,010 Get me the police! 1113 01:26:29,130 --> 01:26:30,790 Suzumi Iwamaru! 1114 01:26:32,040 --> 01:26:33,330 How's it going? 1115 01:26:33,600 --> 01:26:35,400 Chief! 1116 01:26:38,110 --> 01:26:40,130 You won't believe it. 1117 01:26:41,510 --> 01:26:43,710 Hey, hands off! 1118 01:26:45,420 --> 01:26:47,350 Well detective, 1119 01:26:47,450 --> 01:26:50,720 if you don't mind my opinion on this... 1120 01:26:51,450 --> 01:26:52,420 Save it. 1121 01:26:53,460 --> 01:26:58,720 We'll handle it now. You folks go to the police station. 1122 01:26:58,960 --> 01:27:01,360 Alright! My chance to become a detective. 1123 01:27:01,460 --> 01:27:02,490 What about the hospital? 1124 01:27:02,600 --> 01:27:05,570 I quit. A man can't have two professions. 1125 01:27:05,670 --> 01:27:09,260 That's no good. What about your patients? 1126 01:27:09,370 --> 01:27:10,360 Forget them. 1127 01:27:10,470 --> 01:27:14,170 I have skills in profiling that can help this case. 1128 01:27:15,380 --> 01:27:16,780 You do, do you? 1129 01:27:16,910 --> 01:27:18,680 A palindrome. 1130 01:27:20,280 --> 01:27:21,580 - Idiot. - Excuse me? 1131 01:27:21,680 --> 01:27:22,580 Never mind. 1132 01:27:22,690 --> 01:27:24,310 I said you're an idiot. 1133 01:27:25,590 --> 01:27:27,110 Who's this? 1134 01:27:27,390 --> 01:27:29,190 My editor-in-chief. 1135 01:27:29,490 --> 01:27:30,480 Ugh. 1136 01:27:30,930 --> 01:27:32,090 Who's this guy? 1137 01:27:32,200 --> 01:27:33,490 Wanna fight, dogface? 1138 01:27:33,600 --> 01:27:35,330 Sure, tuna samurai. 1139 01:27:35,600 --> 01:27:37,190 What's that? 1140 01:27:40,900 --> 01:27:41,700 Don't know. 1141 01:27:41,800 --> 01:27:44,200 Why the long pause? 1142 01:27:44,310 --> 01:27:45,930 I'll see you later then, Doctor. 1143 01:27:46,040 --> 01:27:47,440 Where are you going? 1144 01:27:47,540 --> 01:27:49,810 To look for my classmate. 1145 01:27:49,910 --> 01:27:53,310 Hey, don't leave me alone. 1146 01:27:53,420 --> 01:27:55,040 Running off, tuna samurai? 1147 01:27:55,150 --> 01:28:01,090 My classmate was alive after all and working in a freezer warehouse. 1148 01:28:01,190 --> 01:28:06,150 The body was of a local official with ties to organized crime. 1149 01:28:06,260 --> 01:28:07,350 Ta dum. 1150 01:28:07,960 --> 01:28:09,900 What is that? 1151 01:28:13,670 --> 01:28:15,070 I don't know. 1152 01:28:15,270 --> 01:28:17,670 Why the long pause? 1153 01:28:24,780 --> 01:28:26,010 What are you doing? 1154 01:28:26,380 --> 01:28:27,710 I'm cured. 1155 01:28:27,980 --> 01:28:30,210 - Of what? - My penis. 1156 01:28:35,630 --> 01:28:38,090 Stop goofing off and buckle up your pants. 1157 01:28:44,400 --> 01:28:45,390 Pipe down. 1158 01:28:46,900 --> 01:28:50,700 For weeks, my life consisted of no pool and late nights. 1159 01:28:50,810 --> 01:28:53,900 I felt on the brink of a mental break down. 1160 01:28:54,010 --> 01:28:56,710 At last, I'm free. 1161 01:28:56,810 --> 01:29:01,650 Today, I swim... and regain my composure. 1162 01:29:01,950 --> 01:29:04,580 Nobody knows that right now... 1163 01:29:04,690 --> 01:29:06,150 I'm wearing swim trunks. 1164 01:29:06,260 --> 01:29:12,490 Regrettably, this will be Noriko Nakajima's last day here. 1165 01:29:13,100 --> 01:29:15,000 We're sad to see you go. 1166 01:29:16,570 --> 01:29:18,470 You're on, Ohmori. 1167 01:29:25,070 --> 01:29:27,370 We won't forget you. 1168 01:29:32,980 --> 01:29:36,080 Good luck. It's been great working with you! 1169 01:29:36,990 --> 01:29:38,180 Do your best. 1170 01:29:40,620 --> 01:29:41,920 You'll be fine. 1171 01:29:44,590 --> 01:29:46,790 Phone call, Ohmori-san! 1172 01:29:47,000 --> 01:29:47,990 From who? 1173 01:29:48,100 --> 01:29:50,590 Well, it's... 1174 01:29:50,700 --> 01:29:52,500 Speak up, will you? 1175 01:29:52,600 --> 01:29:55,700 - He never does. - He's a mumbler. 1176 01:29:56,010 --> 01:29:58,300 A "Willy-nilly-er," that's what you are! 1177 01:29:58,410 --> 01:29:59,530 What's that? 1178 01:29:59,640 --> 01:30:01,510 A Willy Nilly. 1179 01:30:01,610 --> 01:30:02,910 Thanks, that really helps. 1180 01:30:03,010 --> 01:30:04,910 But, I don't get it at all! 1181 01:30:05,010 --> 01:30:07,110 - It suits him well, don't you think? - A Willy Nilly? 1182 01:30:07,220 --> 01:30:09,210 Well? Who is it? 1183 01:30:09,850 --> 01:30:11,110 The police. 1184 01:30:15,120 --> 01:30:18,320 My deepest apologies. 1185 01:30:18,430 --> 01:30:21,730 Well, seeing as it's her first offense... 1186 01:30:21,830 --> 01:30:26,270 and you're assuming responsibility, we won't press charges. 1187 01:30:26,740 --> 01:30:29,430 Yes, it is her first offense. 1188 01:30:29,840 --> 01:30:31,240 Say, Ohmori-san... 1189 01:30:31,540 --> 01:30:35,530 Do you ever confuse "misdemeanor" with "missed demeanor?" 1190 01:30:36,550 --> 01:30:37,840 I can't say I have. 1191 01:30:38,180 --> 01:30:41,580 My wife was caught shoplifting... 1192 01:30:42,390 --> 01:30:47,980 stealing tempura vegetables and Camembert cheese. 1193 01:30:48,560 --> 01:30:50,690 Value? 632 yen. 1194 01:30:50,860 --> 01:30:53,060 I can't take this. 1195 01:30:53,860 --> 01:30:58,160 I need to swim. 1196 01:31:05,110 --> 01:31:08,010 I'm really sorry. 1197 01:31:08,340 --> 01:31:11,640 You're full of surprises. 1198 01:31:12,550 --> 01:31:14,140 Looks bad, huh? 1199 01:31:14,920 --> 01:31:16,440 Well, forget it. 1200 01:31:17,120 --> 01:31:21,110 I should apologise, too. I've been so busy... 1201 01:31:21,220 --> 01:31:23,420 I've neglected you. I'm sorry. 1202 01:31:23,830 --> 01:31:26,260 - That's okay. - I know what? 1203 01:31:26,360 --> 01:31:30,770 Let's go for a swim. 1204 01:31:31,370 --> 01:31:33,270 We can buy you a swimsuit and go to a hotel pool. 1205 01:31:33,370 --> 01:31:36,960 We can even get a room there. What do you think? 1206 01:31:37,070 --> 01:31:40,470 - No, thanks. - Why not? It'll be fun. 1207 01:31:40,740 --> 01:31:43,640 - But... - You said you wanted to swim, right? 1208 01:31:43,750 --> 01:31:45,840 Come on. Let's go! 1209 01:31:47,350 --> 01:31:49,840 Whatever happens today, 1210 01:31:49,950 --> 01:31:50,980 you're coming with me! 1211 01:31:51,090 --> 01:31:52,850 Wait, no! 1212 01:31:52,960 --> 01:31:55,860 - Come on! - I don't want to. 1213 01:31:55,960 --> 01:31:57,760 Why not? 1214 01:32:04,930 --> 01:32:06,900 "Dr. Himenogi, Venereologist" 1215 01:32:13,240 --> 01:32:15,640 Ow, get off me! 1216 01:32:23,350 --> 01:32:24,550 Ouch! 1217 01:32:24,650 --> 01:32:26,050 You've come for Taguchi-san? 1218 01:32:26,160 --> 01:32:27,210 Yes. 1219 01:32:27,920 --> 01:32:29,320 Ooh, that smarts. 1220 01:32:30,360 --> 01:32:32,020 Nice attitude, lady. 1221 01:32:32,130 --> 01:32:33,120 Is there a problem? 1222 01:32:33,230 --> 01:32:37,460 I'm sorry, did he cause you any trouble, Officer? 1223 01:32:37,570 --> 01:32:41,330 He's usually such a softie, except for his pecker. 1224 01:32:41,540 --> 01:32:44,230 He needs sports. 1225 01:32:45,470 --> 01:32:46,840 Goodbye, Taguchi-san. 1226 01:32:46,940 --> 01:32:48,770 Thank you for understanding. 1227 01:32:48,980 --> 01:32:54,040 You've still got to make amends. But that's the price you pay. 1228 01:32:54,150 --> 01:32:56,280 - That's the price you pay. - Excuse me? 1229 01:32:56,450 --> 01:32:57,890 Well, thank you, Officer. 1230 01:32:57,990 --> 01:32:59,350 Shall we go? 1231 01:33:05,630 --> 01:33:09,690 So what was questioning like? Pretty intense? 1232 01:33:09,800 --> 01:33:11,490 Very thorough. 1233 01:33:11,600 --> 01:33:16,730 Did they fly into a rage and throw a rice bowl against the wall? 1234 01:33:16,840 --> 01:33:18,030 I'm afraid not. 1235 01:33:18,140 --> 01:33:20,010 - They do on TV. - Well, they didn't. 1236 01:33:21,040 --> 01:33:22,140 Doctor... 1237 01:33:23,010 --> 01:33:26,000 Look, no erection. 1238 01:33:26,120 --> 01:33:27,810 I'm cured! 1239 01:33:27,920 --> 01:33:29,320 You needed to vent your anger. 1240 01:33:29,420 --> 01:33:32,220 - I told you. - Auto-suggestion. 1241 01:33:32,420 --> 01:33:35,410 You told yourself that would work. 1242 01:33:37,830 --> 01:33:39,020 Alright! 1243 01:33:41,360 --> 01:33:43,630 Like a placebo effect. 1244 01:33:43,730 --> 01:33:45,960 The human body's weird. 1245 01:33:51,570 --> 01:33:55,840 Teacher came down with the flu 1246 01:33:55,950 --> 01:33:59,970 So they closed down the school 1247 01:34:00,080 --> 01:34:03,480 Dum-de-dum... Woo woo woo 1248 01:34:39,960 --> 01:34:43,360 Any new patients yet, Mayumi? 1249 01:35:03,510 --> 01:35:05,100 Officer, this way, hurry! 1250 01:35:05,710 --> 01:35:07,180 Over there, hurry! 1251 01:35:08,180 --> 01:35:10,310 - Wait! Wait a second! - Get down from there! 1252 01:35:10,420 --> 01:35:11,820 You go around that way. 1253 01:35:12,020 --> 01:35:14,110 - Yes! - That way, that way! 1254 01:35:14,590 --> 01:35:16,290 No worries. 1255 01:35:16,390 --> 01:35:19,380 - What are you doing?! - Please come down! 1256 01:35:20,100 --> 01:35:20,930 Oh... 1257 01:35:21,030 --> 01:35:22,290 Oh! 1258 01:35:35,850 --> 01:35:43,050 "In the Pool" 1259 01:35:50,030 --> 01:35:56,230 Suzuki Masuo 1260 01:35:58,130 --> 01:36:04,270 Joe Odagiri 1261 01:36:06,180 --> 01:36:12,380 Miwako Ichikawa 1262 01:36:14,280 --> 01:36:20,480 Seiichi Tanabe 1263 01:36:28,400 --> 01:36:34,800 Producers: Taro Nagamasuya, Akiko Sasaki 1264 01:36:38,510 --> 01:36:44,910 Based on the novel by Hideo Okuda 1265 01:36:52,620 --> 01:37:01,550 Written and Directed by Satoshi Miki 1266 01:37:12,810 --> 01:37:15,000 Welcome. 1267 01:37:17,780 --> 01:37:22,580 English subtitles based on translation by 'unknown' (many thanks whoever you are) 1268 01:37:23,090 --> 01:37:27,890 Subtitle timing and additions for this version by chochoc, famitsu1, .srt version by bigruht 1269 01:37:28,390 --> 01:37:33,190 Additional English translation help from zen, 8thSin 1270 01:37:33,700 --> 01:37:38,500 Special thanks to koji 1271 01:38:10,570 --> 01:38:14,560 Executive Producers: Hiroaki Miki, Naoyuki Sakagami 1272 01:38:14,970 --> 01:38:18,960 Co-Executive Producers: Hirofumi Ogoshi, Naoki Hashimoto 1273 01:38:19,380 --> 01:38:23,370 Distribution Supervisor: Shunsuke Nagayama 1274 01:38:23,780 --> 01:38:27,770 Associate Producers: Hiroyuki Tanahashi, Miyuki Tanaka 1275 01:38:28,180 --> 01:38:32,180 Line Producer: Shinsuke Higuchi 1276 01:38:32,590 --> 01:38:36,580 Cinematography by: Gen Kobayashi 1277 01:40:02,810 --> 01:40:08,220 2004 IMJ Entertainment, NIPPON HERALD FILMS, PONY CANYON and WILCO