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PARK NA-RAE
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Beware. Glamour warning.
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You could be fatally wounded
by her fatal charm,
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so please be aware.
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Thank you, everyone.
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Nice to meet you.
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Park Na-rae! Park Na-rae!
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Very good. You made me seem very popular.
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Nice to meet you.
I'm a woman more fatal than the fine dust.
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I'm the beautiful comedian, Park Na-rae!
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Hello, 2nd floor.
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Today is a very meaningful day for me.
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I'm going to write in my journal
when I get home.
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Because...
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It's going to be
my first experience today.
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This first experience of mine is special.
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It's my first time doing it without a man.
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It's my first time doing it in front of
so many people.
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Why is my hand here?
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I like using my hands, I'm sorry.
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Okay, everyone.
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It's my first time performing on stage
for a stand-up comedy.
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Thank you.
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This stand-up comedy will be
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broadcasted around
190 countries via Netflix.
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It's fine, isn't it?
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It's very fine.
But I was kind of worried about something.
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How many countries will accept me?
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To be honest,
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some countries could blur my actions.
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And in some countries could
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cover my face up with CG.
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They could.
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It looks even more erotic with CG.
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Did you all see the main poster
before you came in?
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-Yes.
-Okay.
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It's this one with the mask.
It's a very nice picture.
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But this wasn't the original main poster.
It was this one.
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I like this one. This is better, isn't it?
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See? I told them, too.
It makes me look like I'm good at it.
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I mean "good at talking."
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My sentence was too short, wasn't it?
It's because I'm short.
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While we were working on the poster,
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we got a complaint.
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It turns out there's a school
in front of the venue.
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Parents of students saw this poster
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and complained why we're performing
such a pornographic show.
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I think you guys misunderstood,
so I should get this straight.
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A friend of mine
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used to be very freewheeling
when he was young.
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He changed his life completely
as a father of two girls and a husband.
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When I told him
that I was doing this show,
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he said he wanted to come to the show
with his wife and daughters.
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I was a little concerned...
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so I asked him,
"Wouldn't it be a little embarrassing
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to watch the show with your daughters?"
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Then he said,
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"Oh, right.
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It's a sex show, right?"
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I know Netflix is freewheeling
and I'm wild, I won't have sex up here.
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I won't have sex on stage.
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Did anybody think that
I would have sex up on stage?
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There are a couple of freaks here!
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Hold on.
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Did you expect to see a female entertainer
have sex on stage for 88,000 won?
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You should at least pay 100,000 won.
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Think about my personnel expenses, too.
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But especially for you guys,
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I prepared two types of scripts for today.
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First, the entertainer Park Na-rae.
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Second,
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Park Na-rae, the trash.
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Okay, okay.
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You can choose one.
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Which version would you choose?
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Okay, trash!
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You guys chose Park Na-rae, the trash.
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It was your decision...
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so you can't run out
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or sue us.
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You can't do that, okay?
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When I tell erotic stories,
and you look at the person next to you...
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don't say, "It's gross."
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No can do.
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Don't look at people next to you.
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Just act as if you're at home,
watching TV.
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"It's fucking funny."
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Everyone, if you just follow
what I just said,
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I am willing to play dirty on stage
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with all of you guys.
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Okay?
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Okay, let's go!
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Yes. Wait, hold on.
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This right now mostly gets blurred out.
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I don't think this can be aired.
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It's getting hot already.
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I haven't even started yet.
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I...
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You want me to take it off?
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Okay.
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Okay, I'll take it off and play it wild.
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I worked out and made muscles for today.
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Very good, it feels so cool.
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It's finally cool now.
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Before I became an entertainer,
I had this thought.
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The yardstick of a successful entertainer
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is the tabloids.
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I know it's hard to believe,
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but I'm finally on a tabloid!
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Seriously.
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It wasn't Gian 84, it's better than that.
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I'm serious, it was huge.
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When I received the text about the rumor,
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my hands were shaking.
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Wow, this is success.
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This is a successful entertainer.
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I'll tell you what it said.
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I'll tell you guys.
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It's about me.
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It's okay for me to tell it,
because it's about me.
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But if you guys spread it out,
it's illegal.
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It's my own rumor, so it's okay.
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It said that...
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during an overseas shoot...
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a female celebrity A...
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and a male celebrity B
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and Park Na-rae...
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Do they normally mention names
on tabloids?
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Why did they write my name?
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They mentioned them as A and B.
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I was surprised as it was my first time.
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Anyway, it said that these three people
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drank together in a room.
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And A and B
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started kissing,
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and Park na-rae
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took her shirt off.
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They're the ones who kissed,
why would I take my shirt off?
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Do they think I'm turned on
by them kissing
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and be like, "Yeah, just like that.
Your tongues are so wild!
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Hey, I'm so turned on!"
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Is this what's going on?
Or when they're kissing, am I like,
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"Hey, aren't you guys bored?
Should I make you more turned on? Look!
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Look at these. Aren't they amazing?
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These are incredible."
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It doesn't even make sense.
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I was angry. When there are rumors,
the reporters call the agencies.
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And reporters also called
agencies of A and B.
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"Listen. Mr. reporter.
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How could you think that way
of our celebrity?
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Are you going to write
such nonsense stories?"
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And they took strong actions.
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However...
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However...
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the director of our agency,
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Director Park, who knows everything
about me
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mostly the bad sides of me for 10 years.
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How did Director Park act to this tabloid?
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"Listen, Mr. Reporter.
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Those two kissed,
but why did our star take her shirt off?
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Didn't she do anything?
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Write an article
when she does something.
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We're going to take strong actions."
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Of course I've always thought that
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female entertainers should
take their shirts off.
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Of course!
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Don't guys always do this on a hot day?
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"It's hot out, let's take our shirts off
and play basketball."
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Women should do the same thing.
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"It's hot, let's take our shirts off
and eat tiramisu.
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Macaroon crumbs are all over my tits."
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Everyone,
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I don't easily take off my shirt.
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I'm a pro entertainer.
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If I'm going to take my shirt off,
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I'll do it in front of the camera.
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Really.
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It's such a good show, isn't it?
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When I've done everything else,
and have nothing more to do,
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when someone asks me
if I have any talent or skills,
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I'm going to say,
"I'm not good at vocal mimicry,
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so I'll take my shirt off."
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Show me the tits!
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Look at these tits!
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I'm not the only one with tits.
You all have them.
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Were you surprised?
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You knew it was X-rated,
but you didn't think it was this dirty.
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I see that there are
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some elders and people
who brought their parents,
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and I'm worried it might get awkward.
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That's what I'm concerned about.
It's okay between friends and lovers,
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but it will get awkward
with your parents.
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What comes to mind
when you think about Park Na-rae?
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Welsh corgi!
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Welsh corgi?
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That's right, because I turn into a dog
when I'm drunk.
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Who? What else?
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Guys? Yes, I fucking love guys.
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What else?
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Gian 84? I didn't do it with him yet.
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I'm saying that I didn't have
a deep conversation with him yet.
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You're liking it too much, aren't you?
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A lot of people think
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that I don't have a lot of experience
in the dating area.
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So this is what I said on air.
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"Frankly speaking,
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I was in a relationship numerous times.
I'm worn out."
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After that broadcast, my related
search words was like crazy.
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"Park Na-rae, mythomania."
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"Park Na-rae staged everything."
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"Park Na-rae, birch tree."
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"Inje birch tree dating site."
Huh, what's this?
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I think it had something to do with
the birch trees.
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I've been in relationships numerous times,
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but why don't I talk about it a lot
on broadcasts?
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Because it's X-rated!
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Yes, that's exactly right.
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It's not appropriate on TV.
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So...
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You'll experience sex in your ears
just by paying 88,000 won.
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Your cochlea will jump out of your ears.
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That could happen.
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It was before I had experiences
in the dating area,
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it was 2007.
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I lied down on the bed,
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and had a hurtful and dizzying
first experience.
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It was my first experience
on the operating table.
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Were you surprised?
It's not what you think.
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I lied down on the operating table
for the first time in 2007.
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A lot of people think that
I got plastic surgery all over my body.
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I'm going to be 100% honest with you.
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I only got one place done.
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My face.
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The upper part is mine, and the bottom...
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Wait, the upper part is someone else's,
and the bottom is mine. I get confused.
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Because I got so much done.
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That's why I'm an unofficial
plastic surgery manager in the business.
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You can practically see the past, present
and future of plastic surgery
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just by looking at my face.
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I'm the Silicon Valley
of the plastic surgery industry.
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Like the Daeduk Science Park in Korea.
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Plastic surgery is no silly business.
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You save money for plastic surgery
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and it hurts like crazy.
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You go through all that pain
and wait for the swelling to go away.
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After you go through that process,
you'll become like me.
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I'm pretty?
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Do you want to change faces?
She won't readily say yes.
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I'm kidding.
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Now that we're speaking,
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I will...
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share my real first experience story.
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Yes.
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Exactly speaking, this was
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the story of how my first experience
got backfired.
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It's not easy for everybody
on the first try.
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It's not easy, it could backfire.
260
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When I turned 20 years old,
I was busy playing around.
261
00:17:38,257 --> 00:17:43,195
I went to the beach in the summer
with a few of my friends.
262
00:17:43,696 --> 00:17:45,131
I went to the beach,
263
00:17:45,598 --> 00:17:48,200
and since it was the summer,
there was a festival happening.
264
00:17:48,267 --> 00:17:51,070
In my days,
the highlight of summer festivals
265
00:17:51,237 --> 00:17:52,738
were guys doing B-boying.
266
00:17:53,839 --> 00:17:54,840
You know, right?
267
00:17:54,907 --> 00:17:58,144
People who know this are old,
and people who don't know are young.
268
00:17:59,045 --> 00:18:00,713
This is how you tell age.
269
00:18:01,314 --> 00:18:04,617
Our group and those guys
had a spark going on.
270
00:18:05,451 --> 00:18:07,553
I was paired up with
271
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the guy doing head-spinning.
272
00:18:10,456 --> 00:18:12,625
He spun his head around upside down.
273
00:18:13,159 --> 00:18:14,727
We had a fling,
274
00:18:14,860 --> 00:18:16,929
and he wasn't just good at
spinning his head.
275
00:18:16,996 --> 00:18:18,731
He spun his tongue well, too.
276
00:18:21,667 --> 00:18:23,402
I thought Messi was in his mouth.
277
00:18:23,636 --> 00:18:26,806
Wow! Do you know loop fight,
which is a traditional game?
278
00:18:26,872 --> 00:18:27,707
Like this!
279
00:18:34,113 --> 00:18:36,949
We were really drunk that day.
280
00:18:37,483 --> 00:18:41,954
We were kissing on the sandy beach
from this end to that end.
281
00:18:43,155 --> 00:18:44,657
We rolled around the beach.
282
00:18:46,158 --> 00:18:47,727
We rolled around kissing.
283
00:18:49,662 --> 00:18:52,698
We rolled around the whole beach
for an hour and a half.
284
00:18:54,433 --> 00:18:58,104
While we were kissing
and rolling around...
285
00:18:59,639 --> 00:19:02,842
he suddenly put his hand in my pants.
286
00:19:04,310 --> 00:19:05,378
We were outside!
287
00:19:06,912 --> 00:19:10,349
For a second, I was so surprised
so I took his hand out.
288
00:19:11,751 --> 00:19:14,954
But he put his hand in again,
so I took it out again.
289
00:19:15,121 --> 00:19:19,091
We were rolling around
and he put his hand in, out, in, out.
290
00:19:19,258 --> 00:19:20,960
In, out, in, out.
291
00:19:21,961 --> 00:19:24,330
We got dizzy rolling around in
one direction, so we went the other way.
292
00:19:24,397 --> 00:19:27,066
In, out, in, out.
293
00:19:27,133 --> 00:19:30,102
He put his hand in upside down,
and then in another direction.
294
00:19:34,173 --> 00:19:37,309
I couldn't take it anymore.
It went on for an hour and a half!
295
00:19:37,376 --> 00:19:38,778
So I used my brain.
296
00:19:38,944 --> 00:19:42,481
I held his hand and told him.
297
00:19:46,686 --> 00:19:48,854
"I have a heart disease.
298
00:19:50,790 --> 00:19:53,159
This is bad for my heart.
299
00:19:54,427 --> 00:19:56,228
I have to go to the restroom."
300
00:19:56,929 --> 00:19:58,464
So I went to the restroom.
301
00:19:58,898 --> 00:20:00,800
I took a deep breath
302
00:20:01,233 --> 00:20:03,803
and pulled down my pants to pee.
303
00:20:04,437 --> 00:20:05,971
There were sand in my underwear.
304
00:20:11,711 --> 00:20:16,449
Wow! When he put his hand in my pants
as we rolled around in the sand,
305
00:20:16,916 --> 00:20:19,385
sand and gravel went in my underwear
along with his hands!
306
00:20:19,452 --> 00:20:20,419
Clams, too.
307
00:20:20,486 --> 00:20:22,722
Along with the clamshell
308
00:20:23,856 --> 00:20:25,524
Let's hang it on her neck
309
00:20:30,096 --> 00:20:32,998
Seriously. It was like
a sandy beach in here.
310
00:20:35,935 --> 00:20:38,237
They could've held the festival down here.
311
00:20:38,637 --> 00:20:40,406
He could have spun his head in here.
312
00:20:41,474 --> 00:20:43,476
You might understand.
313
00:20:43,709 --> 00:20:47,046
It hurts so much even if there's
a small gravel in your shoes.
314
00:20:47,146 --> 00:20:49,148
It itches and hurts.
315
00:20:49,882 --> 00:20:52,451
There were sand in here! Gosh.
316
00:20:54,220 --> 00:20:57,223
That must be why people say
first experiences hurt.
317
00:20:58,124 --> 00:20:59,458
It itched so much.
318
00:21:00,025 --> 00:21:02,161
I had my first experience with sand.
319
00:21:04,296 --> 00:21:06,699
It was such an intense experience.
320
00:21:07,767 --> 00:21:11,937
I only had first experiences with sand.
321
00:21:12,238 --> 00:21:15,441
Before that, I didn't have
any proper relationships.
322
00:21:16,008 --> 00:21:17,743
But after my plastic surgery,
323
00:21:17,977 --> 00:21:21,680
it was different being with guys.
324
00:21:22,548 --> 00:21:24,984
Since I gained confidence,
325
00:21:25,551 --> 00:21:27,720
I became open-minded
326
00:21:27,987 --> 00:21:29,588
and I opened up my chest.
327
00:21:30,890 --> 00:21:36,195
So I shared conversations
from my chest and heart, more than ever.
328
00:21:38,564 --> 00:21:42,234
I can talk about chests
because I wear a full B-cup.
329
00:21:43,235 --> 00:21:44,436
A full B-cup.
330
00:21:46,338 --> 00:21:48,140
It's a solid B.
331
00:21:48,841 --> 00:21:50,176
Full of contents.
332
00:21:52,478 --> 00:21:54,480
So ever since the surgery,
333
00:21:54,780 --> 00:21:59,618
I had my first fluttering relationship.
334
00:21:59,852 --> 00:22:01,387
My first boyfriend
335
00:22:01,887 --> 00:22:03,889
liked me very much.
336
00:22:04,824 --> 00:22:07,126
I just had a good feeling towards him,
337
00:22:07,393 --> 00:22:10,863
but we happened to have drinks together.
338
00:22:11,897 --> 00:22:13,199
And that night,
339
00:22:14,200 --> 00:22:15,534
we did it.
340
00:22:18,003 --> 00:22:19,672
After we slept together,
341
00:22:20,806 --> 00:22:22,274
he didn't even call me.
342
00:22:24,777 --> 00:22:27,680
I was really angry about that.
343
00:22:28,013 --> 00:22:29,215
Okay, you ran off?
344
00:22:33,385 --> 00:22:36,922
Okay! If it was the old me,
I would've been crushed, but it's okay.
345
00:22:37,389 --> 00:22:40,292
I called him because I got plastic surgery
and I'm a full B-cup.
346
00:22:41,493 --> 00:22:42,428
Of course!
347
00:22:43,195 --> 00:22:44,763
So I called him.
348
00:22:45,564 --> 00:22:47,566
"We slept together,
why didn't you call me?
349
00:22:48,100 --> 00:22:49,668
Are you going to date me, or what?"
350
00:22:51,770 --> 00:22:55,441
I just asked him out in the open.
But he must've been on a bus.
351
00:22:56,876 --> 00:22:59,745
"I'm sorry,
but I have to go to the bathroom.
352
00:23:00,012 --> 00:23:01,413
Can I call you back later?"
353
00:23:01,480 --> 00:23:04,116
"What? Later? Tell me now."
354
00:23:05,184 --> 00:23:07,887
And he said, "I think it's enteritis.
355
00:23:08,787 --> 00:23:10,422
Let me go to the bathroom and tell you."
356
00:23:10,489 --> 00:23:13,158
"Whatever.
Are you going to date me, or what?"
357
00:23:13,859 --> 00:23:17,229
And then he said yes in his bewilderment.
358
00:23:21,100 --> 00:23:23,769
But as it turns out,
359
00:23:23,969 --> 00:23:25,471
it really was enteritis.
360
00:23:26,105 --> 00:23:28,173
He was taken to the emergency room.
361
00:23:28,540 --> 00:23:30,809
I kind of felt sorry about that.
362
00:23:31,577 --> 00:23:35,848
I liked him very much
and he was my first boyfriend ever,
363
00:23:36,215 --> 00:23:37,716
but he had an obsession.
364
00:23:39,718 --> 00:23:44,356
He would call me and bug me to go home
every night at 10 p.m.
365
00:23:44,823 --> 00:23:48,894
Honestly, I could go out at 10 p.m.
but I can't come home at 10 p.m.
366
00:23:49,895 --> 00:23:53,265
But he would always call me
and asked me where I was.
367
00:23:53,499 --> 00:23:55,134
He calls to double check when I go home.
368
00:23:58,170 --> 00:24:00,806
"Are you home? Are you alone?"
369
00:24:01,573 --> 00:24:02,408
"Yes, why?"
370
00:24:05,444 --> 00:24:06,612
"Pull it down."
371
00:24:10,749 --> 00:24:12,151
"Pull what down?
372
00:24:18,023 --> 00:24:19,258
What?"
373
00:24:19,925 --> 00:24:21,327
"Pull it down.
374
00:24:22,394 --> 00:24:23,963
Flush the toilet down."
375
00:24:25,397 --> 00:24:28,901
"What? The toilet?"
"Flush the toilet. Hurry.
376
00:24:28,968 --> 00:24:32,705
When you flush it down, you can hear
that sound. Yes, that's it!
377
00:24:32,771 --> 00:24:35,107
I recognize the sound of your toilet.
You are home, aren't you?"
378
00:24:37,509 --> 00:24:40,713
Wow... let me wipe my sweat.
379
00:24:40,980 --> 00:24:42,081
I'm too wet.
380
00:24:44,550 --> 00:24:46,785
I'm not the only one who's wet, right?
381
00:24:47,586 --> 00:24:50,122
My story is getting you all hot.
382
00:24:51,557 --> 00:24:53,792
I don't know,
383
00:24:53,926 --> 00:24:56,662
but he insisted that my toilet sounded
different from other places.
384
00:24:56,729 --> 00:25:00,566
He double checked if I went home or not
by the sound of my toilet.
385
00:25:01,934 --> 00:25:03,702
When you're in a relationship,
386
00:25:03,769 --> 00:25:07,373
you often mistake love with obsession.
387
00:25:07,606 --> 00:25:11,443
A friend of mine was really obsessive,
388
00:25:11,844 --> 00:25:14,913
and when she was
suspicious of her boyfriend,
389
00:25:15,447 --> 00:25:18,217
she would always order chicken.
390
00:25:19,618 --> 00:25:22,521
She orders chicken
and eats it with her boyfriend.
391
00:25:22,955 --> 00:25:26,025
And then secretly sends him a message.
392
00:25:26,658 --> 00:25:28,894
Then what does he do?
393
00:25:29,762 --> 00:25:32,931
He stops eating, unlocks his phone
checks the phone.
394
00:25:34,299 --> 00:25:35,267
Then,
395
00:25:36,769 --> 00:25:39,271
his phone screen would be
smeared with oil.
396
00:25:40,906 --> 00:25:43,842
She figures out the pattern
by looking at the oil.
397
00:25:45,010 --> 00:25:46,945
Everyone,
398
00:25:47,312 --> 00:25:48,814
this is forensic science.
399
00:25:51,083 --> 00:25:53,285
Of course, it's just like the FBI.
400
00:25:54,019 --> 00:25:57,356
It's not easy for female comedians
to date.
401
00:25:57,756 --> 00:26:00,092
Normally,
402
00:26:00,359 --> 00:26:05,497
women want to look pretty in front of
guys they like.
403
00:26:06,065 --> 00:26:08,067
But female comedians
404
00:26:08,734 --> 00:26:10,202
have other concerns.
405
00:26:11,703 --> 00:26:13,505
When they look at guys, they think,
406
00:26:14,540 --> 00:26:16,542
"When can I make him laugh?
407
00:26:19,278 --> 00:26:21,413
It's the perfect timing to make him laugh.
408
00:26:21,914 --> 00:26:23,916
Okay, he's going to laugh now."
409
00:26:24,450 --> 00:26:26,118
That's all they think about!
410
00:26:26,819 --> 00:26:29,121
That's why it's not easy for them to date.
411
00:26:29,221 --> 00:26:31,056
They can't stand the awkwardness
and the long pauses.
412
00:26:31,457 --> 00:26:35,494
They can't date normally like other women.
413
00:26:36,095 --> 00:26:40,399
But I overcame this
414
00:26:40,999 --> 00:26:46,038
and dated restlessly, non-stop.
415
00:26:50,375 --> 00:26:53,178
I have a nickname, which is
416
00:26:53,445 --> 00:26:54,546
Genghis Khan of
417
00:26:55,447 --> 00:26:56,715
the dating world.
418
00:26:58,250 --> 00:27:01,253
There are no guys I haven't conquered.
419
00:27:02,988 --> 00:27:06,158
Genghis Khan.
420
00:27:06,291 --> 00:27:08,894
Genghis Khan.
421
00:27:11,130 --> 00:27:14,299
There are two types of guys in this world.
422
00:27:15,000 --> 00:27:16,835
Guys who I have slept with,
423
00:27:19,404 --> 00:27:21,273
and guys who I'll sleep with.
424
00:27:26,278 --> 00:27:28,847
Genghis Khan!
425
00:27:29,748 --> 00:27:30,649
That's right.
426
00:27:31,750 --> 00:27:34,987
But there was one man
427
00:27:35,254 --> 00:27:38,357
who left a scar on Genghis Khan's name.
428
00:27:38,891 --> 00:27:40,526
For exactly
429
00:27:41,293 --> 00:27:42,961
six months while we dated...
430
00:27:43,328 --> 00:27:45,764
it wasn't a fling, we actually dated.
431
00:27:46,431 --> 00:27:49,801
For the six months we dated,
we didn't do it.
432
00:27:51,570 --> 00:27:54,606
Then why did I date this guy
for six months?
433
00:27:54,740 --> 00:27:57,943
He was the exact opposite from
the guys I used to date.
434
00:27:58,544 --> 00:28:01,747
The guys I used to date
were only crazy about me,
435
00:28:02,080 --> 00:28:04,550
and always chased me around.
436
00:28:05,417 --> 00:28:07,486
I know it's hard to believe,
but they were really like that.
437
00:28:08,720 --> 00:28:11,757
There are manias,
although their taste isn't common,
438
00:28:11,890 --> 00:28:13,625
but I am a maniac person.
439
00:28:14,059 --> 00:28:16,328
However, my ex-boyfriend
440
00:28:16,628 --> 00:28:19,231
was completely different from
the other guys.
441
00:28:19,431 --> 00:28:22,000
He was the type of person
who lived the day to its fullest.
442
00:28:22,067 --> 00:28:25,737
One day, his alarm went off at 8 o'clock.
443
00:28:26,572 --> 00:28:28,574
"Memorize 100 English words."
444
00:28:30,008 --> 00:28:31,843
It rang again after 10 minutes.
445
00:28:32,477 --> 00:28:34,112
"Do 200 push-ups."
446
00:28:35,414 --> 00:28:39,384
He planned his whole day like that.
447
00:28:39,818 --> 00:28:43,422
He seemed hard to get, and not easy.
448
00:28:43,822 --> 00:28:45,057
He looked so cool.
449
00:28:46,225 --> 00:28:48,894
But he was so unbelievably conservative,
450
00:28:48,994 --> 00:28:52,531
there were no physical affection at all
for six whole months.
451
00:28:53,565 --> 00:28:56,868
I would burst into anger every night
thinking about this.
452
00:28:58,103 --> 00:28:59,571
"Why won't you sleep with me?
453
00:29:00,305 --> 00:29:01,306
Why?"
454
00:29:01,640 --> 00:29:04,509
I got him everything that was
supposed to be good for men.
455
00:29:04,576 --> 00:29:06,411
All sorts of food and medicine.
456
00:29:06,545 --> 00:29:07,913
But it wouldn't get up.
457
00:29:09,248 --> 00:29:10,816
I mean, he didn't make up his mind.
458
00:29:11,883 --> 00:29:13,118
I wasn't too clear there.
459
00:29:13,785 --> 00:29:15,787
My mistake!
460
00:29:21,059 --> 00:29:25,197
One time, we had drinks together
with my friend,
461
00:29:25,430 --> 00:29:28,867
and my friend said we looked like
we were in a martial arts movie.
462
00:29:29,067 --> 00:29:31,336
I asked why.
463
00:29:31,503 --> 00:29:32,771
When I'm drunk,
464
00:29:33,238 --> 00:29:35,007
I touch my boyfriend a lot.
465
00:29:35,641 --> 00:29:40,579
So when I tried to touch my boyfriend,
he kept blocking me.
466
00:29:41,647 --> 00:29:42,714
It was like this.
467
00:30:03,235 --> 00:30:06,071
So this guy...
468
00:30:06,672 --> 00:30:08,507
he was like a complete scholar.
469
00:30:08,740 --> 00:30:11,109
I couldn't take it anymore,
470
00:30:11,743 --> 00:30:12,944
so I just asked him.
471
00:30:14,279 --> 00:30:15,947
"When are we going to do it?
472
00:30:16,648 --> 00:30:18,884
Huh? When are we sleeping together?"
473
00:30:19,284 --> 00:30:21,887
Since he was so conservative,
he got so shocked and said,
474
00:30:21,987 --> 00:30:25,657
"How could you say that as a woman?
Don't be so forward."
475
00:30:25,857 --> 00:30:28,160
"If I'm not forward, you won't do it."
476
00:30:29,227 --> 00:30:31,229
"It has to happen naturally."
477
00:30:31,563 --> 00:30:33,999
"You're not letting it happen naturally!"
478
00:30:38,103 --> 00:30:39,538
I couldn't touch him this time either.
479
00:30:41,406 --> 00:30:44,242
He made an ultimate deal.
480
00:30:44,309 --> 00:30:45,277
"Na-rae.
481
00:30:46,445 --> 00:30:47,979
Let's do it on Christmas."
482
00:30:49,114 --> 00:30:50,749
"What are you, Santa, you punk?
483
00:30:52,351 --> 00:30:53,719
What are you, Santa?"
484
00:30:55,754 --> 00:30:57,356
I couldn't take it.
485
00:30:58,357 --> 00:31:00,092
I couldn't take it anymore,
486
00:31:00,759 --> 00:31:02,461
so I made a big picture.
487
00:31:03,061 --> 00:31:04,896
I prepared a couple's vacation.
488
00:31:06,465 --> 00:31:08,767
After playing in the water
489
00:31:09,534 --> 00:31:11,403
we drank and had a good time.
490
00:31:11,670 --> 00:31:12,838
And most of all...
491
00:31:14,039 --> 00:31:17,976
I booked separate pensions
from my friend's couple.
492
00:31:19,778 --> 00:31:20,679
I did.
493
00:31:22,247 --> 00:31:23,515
And I kept it a secret from him.
494
00:31:24,182 --> 00:31:25,851
Okay, I did.
495
00:31:26,251 --> 00:31:28,220
I went there in advance
and checked it out.
496
00:31:28,954 --> 00:31:32,457
It was a separate pension,
so I told my friend to go over there.
497
00:31:32,724 --> 00:31:33,925
"Can you hear me?
498
00:31:35,093 --> 00:31:36,595
Oh, oh, oh!
499
00:31:37,362 --> 00:31:38,263
Okay, good."
500
00:31:39,097 --> 00:31:40,499
She didn't hear a thing.
501
00:31:41,666 --> 00:31:45,103
Okay, I'm going to do it tonight.
I'll do it with him!
502
00:31:45,570 --> 00:31:47,439
We played in the water all day,
503
00:31:47,806 --> 00:31:50,041
and then we drank, so he got tired.
504
00:31:51,376 --> 00:31:52,944
And he fell asleep. But it's okay.
505
00:31:53,345 --> 00:31:54,780
I like doing it in the morning.
506
00:31:55,981 --> 00:31:56,848
Really.
507
00:31:57,849 --> 00:31:59,317
I love doing it in the morning.
508
00:31:59,384 --> 00:32:02,053
I don't eat breakfast,
but have morning sex.
509
00:32:03,255 --> 00:32:04,956
I do it in the morning, so it's okay.
510
00:32:05,924 --> 00:32:07,926
So the next morning...
511
00:32:10,262 --> 00:32:12,097
You guys are constantly surprised.
512
00:32:13,331 --> 00:32:16,234
It kind of feels like
I'm doing a monster show right now.
513
00:32:16,501 --> 00:32:17,536
You're constantly like this.
514
00:32:18,804 --> 00:32:19,805
"Is that true?
515
00:32:20,605 --> 00:32:21,973
What? Is that real?"
516
00:32:23,141 --> 00:32:26,445
Yes, this is a true story.
I'll tell you again.
517
00:32:27,546 --> 00:32:28,680
So in the morning,
518
00:32:29,114 --> 00:32:33,251
I opened my eyes in the pension,
and the sunlight came through the window.
519
00:32:33,318 --> 00:32:35,854
I was lying in bed with him.
520
00:32:36,455 --> 00:32:39,891
He was gently looking at me.
521
00:32:41,526 --> 00:32:43,995
And then he held my hands and said,
522
00:32:45,197 --> 00:32:46,331
"Na-rae.
523
00:32:47,666 --> 00:32:49,301
Get into position."
524
00:32:50,769 --> 00:32:52,337
For a moment there,
525
00:32:53,638 --> 00:32:55,373
I thought which position I should do.
526
00:32:56,741 --> 00:32:59,411
It's the first time, so should I do
a normal position like this?
527
00:32:59,978 --> 00:33:01,880
No, it's embarrassing,
so let's do it in the back.
528
00:33:01,947 --> 00:33:04,783
No, I'm a progressive woman.
529
00:33:04,850 --> 00:33:07,085
Genghis Khan!
530
00:33:08,553 --> 00:33:12,457
So many ideas went in my head
during those short moments.
531
00:33:12,858 --> 00:33:15,594
Then, my boyfriend
532
00:33:16,828 --> 00:33:17,896
held my hand
533
00:33:18,697 --> 00:33:20,065
and raised me up.
534
00:33:21,933 --> 00:33:22,901
Stand up?
535
00:33:25,370 --> 00:33:26,404
Stand up?
536
00:33:27,205 --> 00:33:28,974
So I stood up.
537
00:33:29,741 --> 00:33:31,476
He said, "Na-rae, stand up...
538
00:33:33,278 --> 00:33:34,613
and bend your knees.
539
00:33:37,115 --> 00:33:38,350
Look far.
540
00:33:39,351 --> 00:33:40,185
And...
541
00:33:41,686 --> 00:33:42,988
stretch out your arms.
542
00:33:45,957 --> 00:33:48,393
This is the basic position of wakeboard."
543
00:33:50,695 --> 00:33:52,831
We went wakeboarding the day before.
544
00:33:52,898 --> 00:33:56,101
It was the first time doing wakeboarding,
and he was good at it.
545
00:33:56,167 --> 00:34:00,205
People doing it for the first time
should practice on land as well.
546
00:34:01,273 --> 00:34:03,275
For two hours,
I practiced this on the bed.
547
00:34:03,508 --> 00:34:05,410
Left.
548
00:34:05,477 --> 00:34:08,580
Right. Going down.
549
00:34:09,915 --> 00:34:11,583
I couldn't sleep with him.
550
00:34:11,983 --> 00:34:13,018
So...
551
00:34:13,852 --> 00:34:15,620
I got really angry.
552
00:34:16,187 --> 00:34:17,422
So I drank
553
00:34:18,423 --> 00:34:23,328
like crazy because the scholar guy
didn't like me drinking.
554
00:34:23,762 --> 00:34:26,498
I got drunk and sent him a message.
555
00:34:29,834 --> 00:34:32,604
I don't even know what I said.
"Blah blah blah."
556
00:34:32,971 --> 00:34:33,972
And kept calling him.
557
00:34:34,472 --> 00:34:36,541
He didn't answer anything.
558
00:34:37,676 --> 00:34:41,413
The next day, he sent me a long message.
559
00:34:47,052 --> 00:34:49,988
A LETTER FROM JEONG YAK-YONG
TO HIS TWO SONS WHO LIKED DRINKING
560
00:34:50,055 --> 00:34:51,456
He really sent me this.
561
00:34:51,523 --> 00:34:54,626
A letter from Dasan Jeong Yak-yong
to his two sons who liked drinking.
562
00:34:55,293 --> 00:34:56,394
He sent it to me.
563
00:34:58,863 --> 00:35:01,066
I'm not lying, he actually sent me this.
564
00:35:01,666 --> 00:35:04,536
He didn't ask if I slept well
or if I'm okay after drinking.
565
00:35:06,438 --> 00:35:10,742
"Drinking is only good
for wetting one's lips.
566
00:35:11,209 --> 00:35:14,045
People who drink alcohol as if
a cow drinks water
567
00:35:14,112 --> 00:35:17,215
don't even wet their lips or tongue,
568
00:35:17,415 --> 00:35:20,285
and pop it down their throat.
569
00:35:20,719 --> 00:35:23,121
They don't know taste at all.
570
00:35:23,521 --> 00:35:27,292
To sum up, people who like to drink
571
00:35:27,592 --> 00:35:30,795
are likely to tragically die
once they catch a disease.
572
00:35:31,730 --> 00:35:35,066
They could get alcoholic poisoning
all over their body,
573
00:35:35,333 --> 00:35:38,603
and decompose overnight.
574
00:35:40,438 --> 00:35:43,508
They will collapse completely."
575
00:35:49,648 --> 00:35:52,384
I knew he was a scholar,
576
00:35:52,717 --> 00:35:54,653
but didn't know he was
such an impossible scholar.
577
00:36:02,427 --> 00:36:06,731
Jeong Yak-yong sent it to his alcoholic
sons, why would he send it to me?
578
00:36:07,932 --> 00:36:10,135
Am I supposed to be his son, or what?
579
00:36:10,535 --> 00:36:14,739
So I blocked his number
and broke up with him.
580
00:36:18,843 --> 00:36:20,278
Okay.
581
00:36:22,213 --> 00:36:26,518
After that, this is what female comedians
talk about when we get together.
582
00:36:27,519 --> 00:36:31,856
"Guys who make me happy are jobless...
583
00:36:35,026 --> 00:36:37,028
and guys who have jobs
584
00:36:37,896 --> 00:36:39,130
make me lonely.
585
00:36:40,465 --> 00:36:41,299
And...
586
00:36:43,601 --> 00:36:45,603
guys who don't do it are just trash."
587
00:36:52,877 --> 00:36:56,781
Which guy would you choose to date
out of these three options?
588
00:36:56,848 --> 00:36:57,949
You!
589
00:36:58,016 --> 00:36:59,417
I don't have one.
590
00:37:00,652 --> 00:37:01,986
I can't do it.
591
00:37:03,054 --> 00:37:04,622
I'm sorry, there's no way.
592
00:37:05,023 --> 00:37:08,359
Who would I choose
out of these three guys?
593
00:37:09,327 --> 00:37:12,664
Well, I would date the guy
who is willing to date me.
594
00:37:15,200 --> 00:37:18,670
When I said that I was in a relationship
many times,
595
00:37:18,737 --> 00:37:23,174
a lot of people were curious
about my relationship know-how.
596
00:37:23,742 --> 00:37:27,212
My know-how is to flirt a lot.
597
00:37:28,480 --> 00:37:30,982
I constantly flirt.
598
00:37:31,449 --> 00:37:33,151
Then, one of them comes through.
599
00:37:33,218 --> 00:37:36,688
It's like this. When you go fishing,
600
00:37:37,455 --> 00:37:41,860
and some of the fish gets caught
by their body, not their mouths.
601
00:37:43,762 --> 00:37:48,433
Actual fishermen just let them go,
602
00:37:48,500 --> 00:37:50,135
but I catch them no matter what.
603
00:37:50,535 --> 00:37:51,870
This is called getting lucky.
604
00:37:52,570 --> 00:37:56,908
Thanks for flirting all the time
and being aggressive,
605
00:37:58,109 --> 00:37:59,778
I dated a foreigner as well.
606
00:38:01,146 --> 00:38:03,248
Of course. The Earth is round.
607
00:38:03,715 --> 00:38:06,718
If you just walk straight forward,
you can meet all the guys in the world.
608
00:38:07,585 --> 00:38:09,587
It's from my favorite song.
609
00:38:10,755 --> 00:38:12,157
A lot of people ask me.
610
00:38:12,791 --> 00:38:15,727
"Are you good at English?
Can you talk to them?"
611
00:38:16,928 --> 00:38:18,396
Language doesn't matter.
612
00:38:19,297 --> 00:38:20,932
I can communicate with my body.
613
00:38:22,433 --> 00:38:23,334
With my body.
614
00:38:25,103 --> 00:38:27,472
I'm extremely good at using my body.
615
00:38:28,973 --> 00:38:30,008
That's all that matters.
616
00:38:30,875 --> 00:38:34,412
I had a relationship with a foreigner,
617
00:38:35,013 --> 00:38:37,215
and his name was James.
618
00:38:38,683 --> 00:38:43,121
James was a 20-year-old Korean American
from the United States.
619
00:38:45,089 --> 00:38:46,191
Yes.
620
00:38:46,958 --> 00:38:48,960
He never lived in Korea before,
621
00:38:49,294 --> 00:38:51,796
so he didn't speak Korean.
622
00:38:52,597 --> 00:38:54,232
It was like this.
623
00:38:55,934 --> 00:38:57,468
"Hello.
624
00:38:57,969 --> 00:38:59,971
I am James.
625
00:39:00,338 --> 00:39:03,541
Na-rae, Na-rae is pretty.
626
00:39:03,741 --> 00:39:06,277
The prettiest Korean woman."
627
00:39:08,246 --> 00:39:10,748
It wasn't exactly like this,
but that's what it looked like to me.
628
00:39:11,916 --> 00:39:13,351
He was so cute.
629
00:39:13,685 --> 00:39:16,821
James asked me what I did,
630
00:39:17,455 --> 00:39:21,359
so I told him, "I'm a gagwoman."
631
00:39:21,426 --> 00:39:22,727
Gagwoman.
632
00:39:22,961 --> 00:39:25,196
He was like, "What?
633
00:39:26,564 --> 00:39:27,632
Gas hole?
634
00:39:28,633 --> 00:39:30,635
Na-rae is a gas hole?"
635
00:39:32,403 --> 00:39:35,473
As it turns out, gagwoman was
a broken English word.
636
00:39:35,974 --> 00:39:37,809
So I corrected him.
637
00:39:38,576 --> 00:39:42,847
"I'm a comedian.
Comedian and gagwoman is the same."
638
00:39:42,914 --> 00:39:46,351
James said, "Ah. Comedian.
639
00:39:46,684 --> 00:39:50,555
Na-rae is the prettiest comedian.
640
00:39:51,122 --> 00:39:53,658
Na-rae's gas hole is pretty."
641
00:39:55,727 --> 00:39:57,462
I'm sure it was a compliment.
642
00:39:58,363 --> 00:40:03,601
James and I had an intense date
for four days,
643
00:40:04,002 --> 00:40:06,437
and James went back to the states.
644
00:40:07,038 --> 00:40:10,742
It's okay, the story's not over yet.
645
00:40:11,709 --> 00:40:14,545
It started off like a long story,
but you thought it ended right away?
646
00:40:15,647 --> 00:40:16,915
It felt short, didn't it?
647
00:40:18,116 --> 00:40:18,983
It's not.
648
00:40:19,617 --> 00:40:23,554
Guys, I can keep going. It's not over yet.
649
00:40:24,856 --> 00:40:27,759
We kept in contact after that.
650
00:40:27,892 --> 00:40:31,930
People asked me what my relationship was
with James.
651
00:40:32,297 --> 00:40:33,398
I just told them
652
00:40:33,831 --> 00:40:35,366
that he's a guy I know.
653
00:40:35,934 --> 00:40:37,769
When James heard that, he said,
654
00:40:37,869 --> 00:40:39,337
"Na-rae.
655
00:40:39,837 --> 00:40:43,608
Do you kiss guys you know?"
656
00:40:44,742 --> 00:40:47,111
So I told him
657
00:40:47,712 --> 00:40:50,949
"Don't you greet people like this
in foreign countries?"
658
00:40:51,082 --> 00:40:54,285
He said, "Na-rae.
659
00:40:54,886 --> 00:40:59,190
We don't use our tongue to greet people."
660
00:41:06,998 --> 00:41:07,966
Why not?
661
00:41:09,500 --> 00:41:13,338
We decided to officially date
in order to use tongue more freely.
662
00:41:13,404 --> 00:41:15,873
Yes, we dated.
663
00:41:16,107 --> 00:41:18,776
It was an intense
long-distance relationship.
664
00:41:18,843 --> 00:41:21,312
I missed him so much,
665
00:41:21,779 --> 00:41:24,749
so I went to America
for two nights three days.
666
00:41:27,218 --> 00:41:30,588
Don't you all go to America for three days
to see your boyfriends?
667
00:41:30,922 --> 00:41:32,924
So I went to America.
668
00:41:33,858 --> 00:41:37,628
And everyone dreams
of a melodramatic relationship.
669
00:41:38,062 --> 00:41:41,232
I practically shot a drama in America.
670
00:41:43,001 --> 00:41:44,235
But that drama
671
00:41:44,902 --> 00:41:47,005
turned out to be a bad soap opera.
672
00:41:49,407 --> 00:41:54,779
As it turns out, James was an only son
of a very rich family.
673
00:41:55,913 --> 00:41:57,915
The setting itself is dramatic.
674
00:41:59,017 --> 00:42:03,087
When James' mother found out that
I came to America, she wanted to meet me.
675
00:42:03,788 --> 00:42:05,223
So I went.
676
00:42:06,024 --> 00:42:07,091
When I went...
677
00:42:08,092 --> 00:42:10,361
it turns out they owned
a very huge restaurant.
678
00:42:11,562 --> 00:42:13,965
When his mother saw me, she said...
679
00:42:17,869 --> 00:42:19,404
"Na-rae. How old are you?"
680
00:42:20,938 --> 00:42:24,008
So I told her... She wasn't like this,
she just seemed that way.
681
00:42:24,242 --> 00:42:26,244
She just seemed that way to me.
682
00:42:27,011 --> 00:42:29,847
I told her I was 28 years old,
and then she said,
683
00:42:31,115 --> 00:42:34,919
"James is 20 years old,
and you're 28 years old?
684
00:42:36,154 --> 00:42:38,856
Why should my James date you?"
685
00:42:40,958 --> 00:42:43,795
That's what she said,
but I just accepted it.
686
00:42:43,861 --> 00:42:45,963
I didn't expect her to say
anything nice to me anyway.
687
00:42:46,030 --> 00:42:48,866
But James was so in shock.
688
00:42:49,834 --> 00:42:53,104
James was a precious only son
for 20 years.
689
00:42:53,171 --> 00:42:55,773
And how could his graceful mother say
such a thing?
690
00:42:55,840 --> 00:42:57,141
He got angry and said,
691
00:42:57,542 --> 00:43:00,645
"Mom! What are you doing to my Na-rae?"
692
00:43:03,915 --> 00:43:05,583
He was extremely angry.
693
00:43:06,350 --> 00:43:07,785
But his Korean was poor.
694
00:43:08,486 --> 00:43:10,621
Anyway, timing was so impeccable.
695
00:43:11,155 --> 00:43:13,658
James decided to go to the bathroom.
696
00:43:14,459 --> 00:43:16,828
And I was left alone with his mother.
697
00:43:17,862 --> 00:43:19,931
It's such a typical moment.
698
00:43:21,732 --> 00:43:24,502
When we were left alone, she said to me,
699
00:43:25,436 --> 00:43:26,404
"Na-rae.
700
00:43:27,572 --> 00:43:30,775
Break up with my son
when you go back to Korea."
701
00:43:33,010 --> 00:43:35,980
If it was a morning drama series,
the female character would've said,
702
00:43:37,081 --> 00:43:38,382
"Okay, ma'am."
703
00:43:40,351 --> 00:43:43,654
But it wasn't a morning TV show.
704
00:43:43,955 --> 00:43:46,457
So I stared at her directly and said,
705
00:43:47,391 --> 00:43:48,493
"Ma''am.
706
00:43:51,062 --> 00:43:55,266
Why should I? I'll break up with him
if I want to break up with him.
707
00:43:55,733 --> 00:43:57,068
So don't you mind."
708
00:44:03,141 --> 00:44:08,045
When I said that,
the graceful and elegant mother
709
00:44:08,613 --> 00:44:11,682
who was wearing a ring on 10 fingers
710
00:44:11,749 --> 00:44:13,384
who had a wavy hair...
711
00:44:13,451 --> 00:44:16,154
Her hair didn't move at all even though
she was angry, must've set it up well.
712
00:44:16,220 --> 00:44:17,622
She
713
00:44:18,256 --> 00:44:22,560
poured water on my face with her hand
that she had 10 rings on.
714
00:44:24,362 --> 00:44:28,199
James witnessed this
as soon as he got out of the bathroom.
715
00:44:28,966 --> 00:44:32,803
James got furious and yelled at his mom.
716
00:44:32,937 --> 00:44:34,572
"Mom, you're bad!
717
00:44:35,273 --> 00:44:38,976
Na-rae is a famous gas hole in Korea!"
718
00:44:42,513 --> 00:44:45,416
He was very angry
and his Korean was kind of poor.
719
00:44:45,583 --> 00:44:49,887
When his mother heard James talk,
she got really angry
720
00:44:50,154 --> 00:44:51,389
and collapsed.
721
00:44:52,490 --> 00:44:57,461
Imagine how shocked she was.
He was her precious son for 20 years
722
00:44:58,196 --> 00:45:00,231
and he's in love with Korea's gas hole.
723
00:45:01,165 --> 00:45:02,133
How shocking.
724
00:45:03,000 --> 00:45:06,170
So James turned his back on his parents,
725
00:45:06,704 --> 00:45:08,406
and came to Korea with me.
726
00:45:10,474 --> 00:45:13,277
It's true. So we had a happy time together
727
00:45:14,011 --> 00:45:16,581
and one day,
728
00:45:16,847 --> 00:45:18,950
we went to a club in Busan.
729
00:45:20,585 --> 00:45:23,254
We had so much fun, and I got so drunk.
730
00:45:23,654 --> 00:45:24,989
I was really hyped up.
731
00:45:26,190 --> 00:45:28,659
I got so hyped up,
732
00:45:28,926 --> 00:45:31,696
I did the freak dance
until there was a hole in my pants.
733
00:45:31,762 --> 00:45:33,130
Aggressively like this.
734
00:45:33,197 --> 00:45:34,532
I did the freak dance,
735
00:45:34,632 --> 00:45:35,766
with another man.
736
00:45:42,807 --> 00:45:44,041
You're bad.
737
00:45:47,278 --> 00:45:49,413
When I was drunk,
they all looked the same.
738
00:45:50,748 --> 00:45:52,550
I felt so sorry.
739
00:45:53,117 --> 00:45:56,320
And James saw that...
I don't know why he keeps seeing things.
740
00:45:57,588 --> 00:45:59,724
James saw that
741
00:45:59,790 --> 00:46:01,158
and got so furious.
742
00:46:01,626 --> 00:46:03,828
He was angry at me and said,
"Na-rae!
743
00:46:04,295 --> 00:46:06,497
You're a bad bitch, fuck."
744
00:46:11,002 --> 00:46:13,638
I never swore at him,
and yet he swore at me.
745
00:46:14,105 --> 00:46:16,374
"James, don't swear."
746
00:46:16,674 --> 00:46:19,210
"What? I'm going to, fuck."
747
00:46:23,948 --> 00:46:28,486
James got so angry and furious,
and couldn't take it anymore
748
00:46:28,619 --> 00:46:30,421
and said he would go back to America.
749
00:46:30,521 --> 00:46:33,891
The next day, I got sober
and thought that I couldn't let him go.
750
00:46:33,958 --> 00:46:36,127
So I called James.
751
00:46:37,428 --> 00:46:41,565
"James, let's meet and talk in person."
752
00:46:43,501 --> 00:46:44,335
"No.
753
00:46:45,169 --> 00:46:49,206
I don't want to see your face.
You're freaking irritated, right?"
754
00:46:53,978 --> 00:46:56,914
His Korean used to be very poor.
755
00:46:58,449 --> 00:46:59,650
So I said, "James.
756
00:47:01,652 --> 00:47:04,155
'Freaking' is a bad word."
757
00:47:04,655 --> 00:47:05,990
And he said,
758
00:47:06,590 --> 00:47:08,025
"So what?
759
00:47:08,492 --> 00:47:10,494
I'm going to use freaking.
760
00:47:11,162 --> 00:47:16,500
I broke up with you, went to the club
and freaking kissed a 20-year-old girl.
761
00:47:16,767 --> 00:47:19,370
I'm going to play wild like you, fuck."
762
00:47:25,409 --> 00:47:29,013
I teared up when he said that.
763
00:47:31,082 --> 00:47:31,916
Because...
764
00:47:33,551 --> 00:47:34,685
I was so proud.
765
00:47:36,454 --> 00:47:37,555
Wow.
766
00:47:38,089 --> 00:47:40,891
His Korean freaking improved.
767
00:47:41,625 --> 00:47:43,761
Park Na-rae, good job teaching him!
768
00:47:47,665 --> 00:47:51,335
He used "freaking" and "fuck"
so well, contextual-wise.
769
00:47:52,503 --> 00:47:55,106
"You're freaking mad, aren't you? Fuck."
770
00:47:55,706 --> 00:47:58,342
It's not a serious swearing word,
but I got so mad!
771
00:47:59,710 --> 00:48:01,979
Whoa! I'm still mad.
772
00:48:04,615 --> 00:48:07,051
A lot of people think "alcohol"
when they think about me.
773
00:48:07,618 --> 00:48:11,055
They think I always drink heavily
without even thinking,
774
00:48:11,355 --> 00:48:13,124
and it's not completely wrong.
775
00:48:13,958 --> 00:48:16,327
But even when I drink,
776
00:48:16,761 --> 00:48:19,730
I have a goal and a philosophy.
777
00:48:20,531 --> 00:48:22,767
When I drink,
778
00:48:23,167 --> 00:48:26,470
I always have two goals. First,
779
00:48:27,138 --> 00:48:29,540
make one person drunk.
780
00:48:30,107 --> 00:48:32,543
And second, send two people
to a good place.
781
00:48:34,645 --> 00:48:36,781
That's right!
782
00:48:39,784 --> 00:48:42,019
When I drink,
783
00:48:42,086 --> 00:48:44,655
I always match the heads...
784
00:48:46,023 --> 00:48:49,126
I'm sorry, I got too excited.
785
00:48:50,961 --> 00:48:52,563
I always match the number of people.
786
00:48:53,230 --> 00:48:55,533
To all you women, even if you're drunk,
787
00:48:55,933 --> 00:48:58,402
don't get drunk by yourself.
Nothing will happen.
788
00:48:58,669 --> 00:49:02,039
When you're drinking,
don't be drunk by yourself...
789
00:49:03,040 --> 00:49:06,277
and go to a good place with someone else.
790
00:49:07,378 --> 00:49:09,313
And I have a know-how for that.
791
00:49:09,747 --> 00:49:11,148
Do you want to know?
792
00:49:13,751 --> 00:49:14,585
Okay.
793
00:49:15,352 --> 00:49:18,322
When I used this skill,
794
00:49:18,389 --> 00:49:21,025
the success rate was really high.
795
00:49:21,125 --> 00:49:24,628
I call this skill the Suzy skill.
796
00:49:24,862 --> 00:49:28,599
Because I used this skill
since I was 20 years old,
797
00:49:28,666 --> 00:49:33,037
and Suzy of Architecture 101
used this skill.
798
00:49:33,404 --> 00:49:37,942
And Suzy skill sounds better than
Na-rae skill, doesn't it?
799
00:49:38,709 --> 00:49:41,879
It's called Suzy skill,
but she doesn't know this.
800
00:49:42,413 --> 00:49:43,914
You can use this skill...
801
00:49:44,949 --> 00:49:50,521
when you're alone with a guy you like.
802
00:49:50,921 --> 00:49:54,091
First, bounce back and forth.
803
00:49:54,358 --> 00:49:57,228
What's the first skill?
Bounce back and forth.
804
00:49:57,394 --> 00:50:00,998
What's the back and forth bounce?
You go back and forth.
805
00:50:08,939 --> 00:50:11,342
And then do the temple scan.
806
00:50:12,576 --> 00:50:14,411
"What's wrong with me today?"
807
00:50:19,416 --> 00:50:21,385
After you do this for 10 minutes,
808
00:50:21,452 --> 00:50:24,255
second is the left and right bounce.
What is it?
809
00:50:24,321 --> 00:50:25,656
Left and right bounce.
810
00:50:25,856 --> 00:50:29,960
Left and right bounce is to
go left and right like this.
811
00:50:30,160 --> 00:50:31,295
Like this.
812
00:50:33,030 --> 00:50:35,032
"Hey!"
813
00:50:38,102 --> 00:50:39,737
And then scan his thighs.
814
00:50:43,440 --> 00:50:45,442
Touch the guy's thighs.
815
00:50:46,410 --> 00:50:47,545
Touch it.
816
00:50:48,078 --> 00:50:49,513
That's how you do it.
817
00:50:50,414 --> 00:50:53,517
What's the next skill? The 45 degree.
818
00:50:53,717 --> 00:50:56,287
What is it? The 45 degree.
819
00:50:57,488 --> 00:50:58,455
It's to
820
00:50:58,989 --> 00:51:01,759
lean on the guy's shoulder
with a 45 degree angle.
821
00:51:01,825 --> 00:51:03,794
The important thing is
822
00:51:03,961 --> 00:51:06,931
not to lean like this,
but to lean like this.
823
00:51:10,134 --> 00:51:13,938
You have to lean 45 degrees upward
toward the guy's shoulder.
824
00:51:14,738 --> 00:51:17,942
My breath would reach his cheek.
825
00:51:18,742 --> 00:51:19,577
Like this.
826
00:51:22,546 --> 00:51:26,750
The guy becomes curious and turns over
and sees your lips.
827
00:51:28,419 --> 00:51:29,920
You just kiss right away!
828
00:51:32,656 --> 00:51:35,593
Seriously.
It seems like you don't believe me,
829
00:51:35,726 --> 00:51:38,462
but this skill succeeded
nine out of ten times.
830
00:51:39,163 --> 00:51:41,398
It succeeded nine out of 10 times
831
00:51:41,465 --> 00:51:43,934
and the freaking scholar
was the only person I didn't succeed.
832
00:51:45,002 --> 00:51:46,003
I couldn't do it.
833
00:51:49,440 --> 00:51:53,677
I was smiling like this
834
00:51:54,111 --> 00:51:57,982
but he pushed me away.
835
00:52:00,651 --> 00:52:02,119
I sobered up right away.
836
00:52:04,788 --> 00:52:06,924
I'm talking about alcohol right now,
837
00:52:07,157 --> 00:52:08,459
and honestly speaking...
838
00:52:09,460 --> 00:52:13,597
when a grown man and woman drink together,
839
00:52:13,864 --> 00:52:14,898
what would they do?
840
00:52:16,533 --> 00:52:18,435
Physical affection. What else?
841
00:52:19,303 --> 00:52:20,237
Sex?
842
00:52:21,338 --> 00:52:22,573
Very good.
843
00:52:24,208 --> 00:52:25,209
One night stand.
844
00:52:28,379 --> 00:52:29,747
It's not my story.
845
00:52:30,981 --> 00:52:33,150
It's not about me.
846
00:52:33,484 --> 00:52:35,085
It's about my friend.
847
00:52:41,625 --> 00:52:42,593
My friend!
848
00:52:43,861 --> 00:52:45,396
She's also a full B-cup.
849
00:52:49,099 --> 00:52:50,367
One day, I...
850
00:52:56,807 --> 00:52:58,375
Okay, I got it.
851
00:52:58,976 --> 00:53:02,179
I'm constantly confused,
so it's actually my friend's story,
852
00:53:02,646 --> 00:53:03,881
but I'll just say it's mine.
853
00:53:04,181 --> 00:53:07,518
Honestly, it's not my story.
But just pretend that it's mine.
854
00:53:07,885 --> 00:53:08,819
For your convenience.
855
00:53:09,720 --> 00:53:10,688
Fine, I did it.
856
00:53:12,289 --> 00:53:13,357
Are you happy now?
857
00:53:15,225 --> 00:53:16,694
Come on.
858
00:53:17,294 --> 00:53:18,462
One night stand.
859
00:53:19,630 --> 00:53:23,667
One night only! Very good.
860
00:53:24,401 --> 00:53:28,739
One day, I drank like a dog
with this guy I've never met before.
861
00:53:29,840 --> 00:53:32,443
It's kind of embarrassing
talking about myself.
862
00:53:33,410 --> 00:53:35,412
It's my friend's story.
863
00:53:36,547 --> 00:53:38,282
With a total stranger,
864
00:53:39,016 --> 00:53:42,086
I had an one night stand and it was cool.
865
00:53:44,388 --> 00:53:46,056
It should be cool, isn't it?
866
00:53:46,557 --> 00:53:48,959
I did it and it was cool!
867
00:53:49,093 --> 00:53:50,060
I slept with the guy,
868
00:53:50,127 --> 00:53:54,331
woke up the next morning in a motel room
and couldn't remember anything.
869
00:53:55,032 --> 00:53:58,602
Normally in a situation like this,
I act cool
870
00:53:58,869 --> 00:54:02,439
and don't wake him up.
I quietly put on my clothes, and...
871
00:54:09,680 --> 00:54:13,484
I don't act clingy after I sleep
with a guy. So what if I did it?
872
00:54:13,817 --> 00:54:15,486
So I was trying to walk out.
873
00:54:16,286 --> 00:54:19,823
Because he was asleep,
I quietly put my clothes on
874
00:54:20,390 --> 00:54:22,226
and tried to walk out.
875
00:54:23,193 --> 00:54:24,561
It's my friend's story.
876
00:54:27,064 --> 00:54:27,931
So...
877
00:54:28,665 --> 00:54:31,735
I quietly put my clothes on...
878
00:54:34,338 --> 00:54:35,739
and tried to walk out.
879
00:54:36,573 --> 00:54:37,541
But for some reason,
880
00:54:40,410 --> 00:54:42,679
I really wanted to see the guy's face.
881
00:54:43,180 --> 00:54:44,248
So...
882
00:54:45,682 --> 00:54:51,889
I quietly went back and lifted the blanket
where the guy was sleeping.
883
00:54:54,158 --> 00:54:55,292
He was so handsome.
884
00:54:58,595 --> 00:55:00,130
He was totally my style.
885
00:55:01,165 --> 00:55:02,733
Wow.
886
00:55:03,667 --> 00:55:05,269
So I carefully took off my clothes.
887
00:55:20,417 --> 00:55:22,085
It was my big picture.
888
00:55:23,754 --> 00:55:25,656
Because I like doing it in the morning.
889
00:55:26,757 --> 00:55:27,591
So
890
00:55:28,425 --> 00:55:31,495
I lied down, waiting for him to get up.
891
00:55:32,196 --> 00:55:34,264
I heard him getting up.
892
00:55:34,731 --> 00:55:38,569
And he didn't remember anything.
He must've been embarrassed, too.
893
00:55:39,236 --> 00:55:42,039
He quietly got dressed
and got ready to get out.
894
00:55:42,105 --> 00:55:44,141
So I thought it was all over,
895
00:55:44,942 --> 00:55:46,210
but just like me,
896
00:55:47,244 --> 00:55:48,679
he was curious.
897
00:55:50,981 --> 00:55:55,018
He quietly came back to the bed,
wearing his clothes.
898
00:55:55,586 --> 00:55:57,955
And then carefully lifted the blanket...
899
00:56:00,958 --> 00:56:01,792
He saw my face
900
00:56:02,292 --> 00:56:04,294
and put it down.
901
00:56:10,467 --> 00:56:11,501
Locked the door.
902
00:56:13,871 --> 00:56:14,705
So mean.
903
00:56:15,606 --> 00:56:17,107
No, she said he was mean.
904
00:56:17,674 --> 00:56:19,042
It's my friend's story.
905
00:56:21,511 --> 00:56:22,980
It's about my friend!
906
00:56:23,947 --> 00:56:25,115
You guys.
907
00:56:25,916 --> 00:56:28,385
I always say this about a relationship.
908
00:56:29,653 --> 00:56:31,154
Don't save it, it'll all be shit.
909
00:56:32,055 --> 00:56:33,523
Do whatever you want.
910
00:56:33,590 --> 00:56:35,759
You can't help it
if it was shit all along.
911
00:56:36,460 --> 00:56:37,594
It's okay.
912
00:56:38,328 --> 00:56:41,732
So what if you're worn out?
What if you're experienced?
913
00:56:41,798 --> 00:56:45,068
I can tell this to a guy
I meet for the first time.
914
00:56:45,135 --> 00:56:46,303
It's a stranger...
915
00:56:46,770 --> 00:56:49,306
Are you okay with this?
It's your boyfriend. He's not?
916
00:56:49,740 --> 00:56:52,042
Two guys are here together?
917
00:56:52,709 --> 00:56:53,911
You're here alone?
918
00:57:01,318 --> 00:57:02,819
Give him a big applause.
919
00:57:07,190 --> 00:57:08,091
Are you okay?
920
00:57:08,592 --> 00:57:09,726
Are you having fun?
921
00:57:09,960 --> 00:57:11,728
I'm glad.
922
00:57:12,229 --> 00:57:14,798
If I find a guy I like,
923
00:57:15,265 --> 00:57:17,267
I just tell him.
924
00:57:22,940 --> 00:57:24,174
Come on!
925
00:57:27,511 --> 00:57:30,113
"I like you, let's do it.
926
00:57:35,452 --> 00:57:39,623
Let's talk about it."
This is how you do it.
927
00:57:39,790 --> 00:57:42,592
Why do I do everything I want
928
00:57:42,793 --> 00:57:44,227
and say it if I have something I want?
929
00:57:44,294 --> 00:57:45,929
I started to think this way...
930
00:57:47,030 --> 00:57:49,099
because of my high school friend.
931
00:57:49,700 --> 00:57:53,170
I was rather naive
when I was in high school.
932
00:57:53,637 --> 00:57:57,874
And all of my friends were naive.
933
00:57:58,375 --> 00:58:02,312
But high school girls are
really interested in sex, right?
934
00:58:02,779 --> 00:58:06,683
So one day, we got together
and talked about racy stories.
935
00:58:07,584 --> 00:58:10,754
Then one friend said,
"On the first night of marriage,
936
00:58:11,455 --> 00:58:14,124
what do I do when my husband
tells me to suck his thing?"
937
00:58:14,191 --> 00:58:17,427
We were like, "No! Fuck, it's so gross!
938
00:58:17,894 --> 00:58:19,896
How do you suck his thing?
He pees with it!
939
00:58:22,165 --> 00:58:25,435
It's so gross! What if pee comes out?"
940
00:58:27,471 --> 00:58:29,473
We were all going crazy.
941
00:58:31,375 --> 00:58:33,877
It was so shocking
hearing about it for the first time.
942
00:58:34,044 --> 00:58:37,247
But my friend who was the class president
943
00:58:37,681 --> 00:58:39,316
who was a model student
944
00:58:39,683 --> 00:58:41,918
adjusted her glasses
945
00:58:43,286 --> 00:58:44,521
and said,
946
00:58:45,288 --> 00:58:48,525
"If my husband tells me to suck his thing,
947
00:58:49,159 --> 00:58:50,427
I'm going to tell him this.
948
00:58:51,161 --> 00:58:52,796
'You suck it first.
949
00:58:55,665 --> 00:58:57,434
Suck it!'"
950
00:59:00,070 --> 00:59:02,906
Ever since then, I tell a guy to
suck mine first.
951
00:59:04,908 --> 00:59:08,078
I don't talk like that.
I'm a polite person, you know.
952
00:59:08,712 --> 00:59:11,148
"If it's okay, will you suck mine first?"
953
00:59:18,855 --> 00:59:21,958
I'm a very polite person.
954
00:59:24,728 --> 00:59:26,430
You guys will be surprised.
955
00:59:28,031 --> 00:59:32,169
A female entertainer talking about
sucking hers first?
956
00:59:32,936 --> 00:59:36,406
You won't hear it anywhere else.
I, too, am confused if it's really okay.
957
00:59:42,112 --> 00:59:45,015
I'm grateful because you guys are
enjoying my story.
958
00:59:45,082 --> 00:59:50,020
It'd be great if everyone likes my story,
but some people would think,
959
00:59:50,554 --> 00:59:52,756
"How could a woman talk like that?"
960
00:59:53,223 --> 00:59:57,194
After my rehearsal, someone asked me this.
961
00:59:57,527 --> 01:00:00,063
"Is Park Na-rae quitting
the entertainment business?
962
01:00:01,231 --> 01:00:02,432
Is she retiring?"
963
01:00:03,300 --> 01:00:08,105
A few of the producers from a TV show
I'm doing are here right now.
964
01:00:08,171 --> 01:00:10,740
They're here to check if I am retiring,
965
01:00:11,108 --> 01:00:14,611
or if I can keep doing this for a living.
966
01:00:15,979 --> 01:00:16,980
But you guys.
967
01:00:17,581 --> 01:00:18,849
This is what I think.
968
01:00:18,915 --> 01:00:20,684
Women this, men that...
969
01:00:20,917 --> 01:00:24,921
Don't be confined in a frame.
You only live your life once, right?
970
01:00:25,255 --> 01:00:27,591
Let's do whatever we want!
971
01:00:30,727 --> 01:00:34,731
Try it, and if it's not good, then quit!
That's the way to live life.
972
01:00:35,565 --> 01:00:38,401
Guys, it's not embarrassing
if you've done it many times.
973
01:00:38,702 --> 01:00:40,637
It's embarrassing if you've never done it.
974
01:00:41,004 --> 01:00:42,139
Of course.
975
01:00:42,772 --> 01:00:45,075
After the show,
976
01:00:45,142 --> 01:00:49,312
you guys are going to
search my name online, right?
977
01:00:51,281 --> 01:00:54,284
There's going to be related search words.
978
01:00:55,018 --> 01:00:58,054
After you watch my show,
979
01:00:58,421 --> 01:01:02,559
I want you to search this keyword
next to my name.
980
01:01:08,031 --> 01:01:10,433
SLUT
981
01:01:11,301 --> 01:01:13,603
Wait! Hold on!
982
01:01:14,704 --> 01:01:15,839
Hey, you punk!
983
01:01:16,506 --> 01:01:17,674
Who are you?
984
01:01:19,075 --> 01:01:20,577
Are you the freaking scholar?
985
01:01:21,244 --> 01:01:22,145
Who are you?
986
01:01:23,346 --> 01:01:25,015
The lights aren't completely on.
987
01:01:25,615 --> 01:01:27,651
Wait, excuse me.
988
01:01:28,151 --> 01:01:30,654
Use up all the lights.
Are you using 110 volts?
989
01:01:31,421 --> 01:01:34,057
Turn on the lights, sir.
990
01:01:34,491 --> 01:01:36,126
You're not listening to me.
991
01:01:36,526 --> 01:01:37,794
GIRL CRUSH
PARK NA-RAE
992
01:01:37,861 --> 01:01:38,695
Okay, now.
993
01:01:40,630 --> 01:01:43,667
Girl crush, Park Na-rae.
994
01:01:43,733 --> 01:01:45,969
This was girl crush, Park Na-rae!
995
01:02:10,327 --> 01:02:14,464
GIRL CRUSH
PARK NA-RAE
996
01:02:17,067 --> 01:02:19,269
Subtitle translation by: Hyunseo Park