1 00:02:30,650 --> 00:02:33,277 What is the meaning of this check? Do you want me to cheat? 2 00:02:33,403 --> 00:02:35,404 No. I'm just the middleman. 3 00:02:35,530 --> 00:02:37,614 Are you playing a joke on me, or trying to cause trouble? 4 00:02:37,740 --> 00:02:41,285 Do you think you can replace me if I fail? 5 00:02:41,870 --> 00:02:43,620 Look at this! 6 00:02:43,746 --> 00:02:46,707 I'm the only Golden Leg! 7 00:02:46,833 --> 00:02:49,501 - Make sure you remember that. - It's not that. 8 00:02:49,627 --> 00:02:53,005 I just want a kickback. Please don't tell anybody. 9 00:02:53,131 --> 00:02:55,299 You're trash! 10 00:02:55,425 --> 00:02:57,759 I'm sorry. Catch you later. 11 00:03:21,367 --> 00:03:24,578 Golden Leg! Golden Leg! 12 00:04:31,271 --> 00:04:35,232 You've been number one ever since Fung got his golden leg broken. 13 00:04:35,358 --> 00:04:38,235 First as a player, then as a coach. 14 00:04:38,361 --> 00:04:40,195 I'm better than Fung ever was. 15 00:04:40,321 --> 00:04:43,073 Team Evil has won the Supercup the last five years. 16 00:04:43,199 --> 00:04:45,575 - What's your secret? - Secret? 17 00:04:45,702 --> 00:04:47,411 They just have the best coach. 18 00:04:47,537 --> 00:04:49,371 So you're confident that your team will win again? 19 00:04:49,497 --> 00:04:52,165 Are you new? Don't ask stupid questions. 20 00:04:54,168 --> 00:04:58,547 Good morning. 21 00:05:00,883 --> 00:05:02,342 Golden Leg. 22 00:05:03,177 --> 00:05:05,637 Hung! Good morning. 23 00:05:07,473 --> 00:05:11,101 Hung, your shoe's dirty. Let me clean it for you. 24 00:05:11,227 --> 00:05:13,395 It's okay. I'll do it. 25 00:05:20,695 --> 00:05:22,821 Hung, I'll get the car. 26 00:05:22,947 --> 00:05:25,907 Hung, you said if I worked hard I could coach my own team. 27 00:05:26,034 --> 00:05:27,451 I'm ready! 28 00:05:27,577 --> 00:05:30,912 I think I can train a team to be as good as Team Evil. 29 00:05:31,956 --> 00:05:34,791 Do you really think I'd let you coach? 30 00:05:34,917 --> 00:05:36,335 But you said- 31 00:05:36,461 --> 00:05:38,086 Get real. 32 00:05:38,212 --> 00:05:40,464 You're a joke. 33 00:05:40,590 --> 00:05:43,216 Take a look at yourself. 34 00:05:44,344 --> 00:05:46,720 This tattoo is all that's left of your fame. 35 00:05:47,305 --> 00:05:48,430 Hung... 36 00:05:48,556 --> 00:05:51,475 I've served you for 20 years. How can you say that? 37 00:05:51,601 --> 00:05:54,978 Let's be honest. Things have changed. 38 00:05:55,104 --> 00:06:00,108 You used to be a great player, but now you're nothing. 39 00:06:00,234 --> 00:06:01,860 I've had enough. 40 00:06:01,986 --> 00:06:04,029 I've kept you around for 20 years... 41 00:06:04,155 --> 00:06:06,698 but it's time for you to take care of yourself. 42 00:06:06,824 --> 00:06:08,408 Hung! 43 00:06:08,534 --> 00:06:10,410 You've got a lot of nerve. 44 00:06:10,536 --> 00:06:12,996 If you hadn't tricked me with a bad check 20 years ago... 45 00:06:13,122 --> 00:06:15,165 you'd be working for me right now. 46 00:06:15,291 --> 00:06:17,376 It was your idea to throw the game. 47 00:06:17,502 --> 00:06:19,044 Are you throwing a tantrum? 48 00:06:19,170 --> 00:06:21,630 Say it a bit louder. Did you guys hear that? 49 00:06:21,756 --> 00:06:24,758 Make sure the reporters can hear it. 50 00:06:26,094 --> 00:06:29,346 Say what you want. Take a look at yourself. 51 00:06:29,472 --> 00:06:32,516 Do you think anyone would believe a crippled has-been like you? 52 00:06:32,642 --> 00:06:34,559 - You- - Don't be angry. 53 00:06:34,685 --> 00:06:37,479 If you want to blame anyone, blame yourself. 54 00:06:37,605 --> 00:06:39,564 Blame your own greediness. 55 00:06:39,690 --> 00:06:41,358 Get lost. 56 00:06:44,028 --> 00:06:46,279 One more thing... 57 00:06:46,406 --> 00:06:49,574 I hired that mob to break your leg. 58 00:07:23,317 --> 00:07:24,651 Yuppies. 59 00:07:39,417 --> 00:07:41,751 They're not very skilled at playing soccer. 60 00:07:56,642 --> 00:07:57,893 What was that? 61 00:08:01,397 --> 00:08:03,273 I said... 62 00:08:03,399 --> 00:08:05,400 they're not very skilled at playing soccer. 63 00:08:08,988 --> 00:08:11,490 You think you can do better? 64 00:08:11,616 --> 00:08:15,744 There must be a fusion of mind and foot. 65 00:08:17,538 --> 00:08:20,040 What kind of fusion? 66 00:08:34,931 --> 00:08:38,391 My late idol, Master Bruce Lee... 67 00:08:38,518 --> 00:08:42,437 invented the ultimate kick. 68 00:08:42,563 --> 00:08:46,483 If you want to learn about it, I'll give you kung fu lessons. 69 00:08:46,609 --> 00:08:50,904 Kung fu lessons? You look like a janitor. 70 00:08:52,365 --> 00:08:54,491 My job as janitor is only temporary. 71 00:08:54,617 --> 00:08:57,118 I'm a postgraduate student. 72 00:08:57,245 --> 00:08:59,120 Postgraduate student? 73 00:08:59,247 --> 00:09:02,332 I'm trying to develop an effective method... 74 00:09:02,458 --> 00:09:04,918 of promoting Shaolin kung fu. 75 00:09:05,044 --> 00:09:07,045 Here's my card. 76 00:09:08,965 --> 00:09:13,385 Authentic Shaolin school. Mighty Steel Leg. 77 00:09:13,511 --> 00:09:15,428 Look! I know what I'm talking about. 78 00:09:17,098 --> 00:09:19,015 I don't need kung fu. 79 00:09:19,141 --> 00:09:22,102 I'm more of an intellectual. 80 00:09:22,228 --> 00:09:23,812 It doesn't matter. 81 00:09:26,774 --> 00:09:28,692 Look at this woman. 82 00:09:30,653 --> 00:09:34,322 Yeah, she's sexy. So what? 83 00:09:34,448 --> 00:09:35,574 No. 84 00:09:35,700 --> 00:09:37,492 Watch this! 85 00:09:50,756 --> 00:09:53,675 If she knew Shaolin kung fu... 86 00:09:53,801 --> 00:09:56,803 she wouldn't have fallen. Get me? 87 00:10:04,687 --> 00:10:07,188 Shaolin kung fu can work for everyone! 88 00:10:08,608 --> 00:10:10,900 Excuse me! Do you want to learn kung fu? 89 00:10:11,027 --> 00:10:12,861 Are you crazy? 90 00:10:14,614 --> 00:10:17,073 Look over there. 91 00:10:17,199 --> 00:10:21,202 If she had studied Shaolin Iron Hand parking would be much easier. 92 00:10:25,833 --> 00:10:28,501 Kung fu is wonderful. 93 00:10:29,295 --> 00:10:32,505 - Excuse me, do you want to learn- - Here. Get lost. 94 00:10:33,966 --> 00:10:36,092 Hey, you should share that with me. 95 00:10:36,218 --> 00:10:39,554 Let's not fight. See that guy? 96 00:10:39,680 --> 00:10:43,350 What are you doing? You're way too slow. 97 00:10:43,476 --> 00:10:44,976 That's it! You're fired! 98 00:10:45,102 --> 00:10:47,103 - I'm sorry. - Get lost! 99 00:10:47,229 --> 00:10:49,898 If he knew Shaolin Flying Sword... 100 00:10:50,024 --> 00:10:52,192 he'd still have a job! 101 00:10:53,861 --> 00:10:57,113 You think Shaolin is the answer to everything. 102 00:10:57,239 --> 00:11:00,075 There is nothing more powerful. All kung fu derives from it. 103 00:11:21,138 --> 00:11:23,431 People have the wrong idea about kung fu. 104 00:11:23,557 --> 00:11:26,226 It isn't really about fighting. 105 00:11:26,352 --> 00:11:30,188 Kung fu is a complete way of life. 106 00:11:30,314 --> 00:11:34,067 I'm looking for a good way to show people... 107 00:11:34,193 --> 00:11:38,363 how it can make their lives better. 108 00:11:38,489 --> 00:11:41,157 - Enough already! - But- 109 00:11:41,283 --> 00:11:45,578 I have important things to do. I've heard enough. 110 00:11:45,705 --> 00:11:49,374 Please seize this opportunity! Cripples can still learn kung fu. 111 00:11:49,500 --> 00:11:51,626 Who are you calling a cripple! 112 00:11:52,962 --> 00:11:54,838 This leg has kicked hundreds of goals. 113 00:11:54,964 --> 00:11:55,922 I'm sorry! 114 00:11:56,048 --> 00:11:58,007 Do you know who you're talking to? 115 00:11:58,134 --> 00:12:00,093 I'm the famous Golden Leg. 116 00:12:00,219 --> 00:12:01,678 You're... 117 00:12:02,847 --> 00:12:04,472 just a bum! 118 00:12:15,818 --> 00:12:20,071 - You think I'm impressed? - Get these cans out of here. 119 00:12:20,197 --> 00:12:22,323 - Okay. - Right away. 120 00:12:22,992 --> 00:12:24,993 Cheap trick. 121 00:12:55,399 --> 00:12:57,400 Get lost. 122 00:13:20,549 --> 00:13:22,759 Excuse me! Can you help me move this? 123 00:13:22,885 --> 00:13:24,219 No problem! 124 00:13:30,601 --> 00:13:32,393 Your leg's amazing! 125 00:13:36,607 --> 00:13:38,024 Twenty cents! 126 00:13:38,150 --> 00:13:40,944 Only twenty cents? How about an advance? 127 00:13:41,070 --> 00:13:43,238 No way! Get lost. 128 00:13:44,073 --> 00:13:46,282 SWEET BUNS 129 00:15:08,115 --> 00:15:10,950 Mui, ten steamed buns please! 130 00:15:43,734 --> 00:15:48,988 Using Tai Chi kung fu to make steamed buns is a brilliant idea 131 00:15:49,114 --> 00:15:54,452 They look so sweet and tasty 132 00:15:54,578 --> 00:15:58,039 Your mastery is astonishing 133 00:15:58,165 --> 00:16:02,961 It shows in your every movement 134 00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:08,132 What are you doing? 135 00:16:08,258 --> 00:16:13,846 Singing is the best way for me to express my greatest esteem. 136 00:16:15,099 --> 00:16:17,558 Wow, what a beauty! 137 00:16:19,645 --> 00:16:22,355 I'm not beautiful. Don't laugh at me! 138 00:16:22,481 --> 00:16:24,816 I bet the steamed buns are wonderful. 139 00:16:29,446 --> 00:16:30,822 Delicious! 140 00:16:30,948 --> 00:16:33,741 Was that Shifting Bodies and Transposing Shadows? 141 00:16:33,867 --> 00:16:37,662 No, it's Shove A Thousand Cattle with Four Tails. 142 00:16:37,788 --> 00:16:39,580 Right! 143 00:16:39,707 --> 00:16:42,875 That's why the buns are so tender, yet firm. 144 00:16:43,669 --> 00:16:46,754 Sixty cents each. Two for a dollar. 145 00:16:48,507 --> 00:16:50,216 That much? 146 00:16:50,342 --> 00:16:52,677 They're worth every penny. 147 00:16:52,803 --> 00:16:55,013 This is all I have. 148 00:16:55,139 --> 00:16:57,515 - Can I pay tomorrow? - No! 149 00:16:57,641 --> 00:17:01,144 Spoken with the grace and economy of a true kung fu master. 150 00:17:01,270 --> 00:17:02,854 I'm a Shaolin master too. 151 00:17:02,980 --> 00:17:05,148 - Can I pay tomorrow? - No! 152 00:17:05,274 --> 00:17:06,524 Okay! 153 00:17:10,487 --> 00:17:12,321 Here are some fine sneakers. 154 00:17:12,448 --> 00:17:15,908 I'll give them to you, if you let me have one more bun. 155 00:17:16,035 --> 00:17:18,036 - I'll call the cops. - Fine. 156 00:17:19,121 --> 00:17:21,039 Come on, give me a break. 157 00:17:21,165 --> 00:17:23,791 You're so beautiful. 158 00:17:25,127 --> 00:17:27,086 Shut up! 159 00:17:27,212 --> 00:17:29,297 Please stop singing. 160 00:17:29,423 --> 00:17:31,340 Just pay and get out of here. 161 00:17:31,467 --> 00:17:33,551 If you want to sing, do it on the mountain. 162 00:17:33,677 --> 00:17:35,678 Only crazy people sing here. 163 00:17:36,805 --> 00:17:38,806 I disagree with the young lady. 164 00:17:40,059 --> 00:17:44,562 Just because you sing out loud here doesn't make you a lunatic. 165 00:17:44,688 --> 00:17:47,273 My name is Dynamite. 166 00:17:47,399 --> 00:17:51,778 My dream is to become a great composer one day. 167 00:17:52,446 --> 00:17:58,117 This gentleman's song is very creative and sincere. 168 00:17:58,243 --> 00:18:00,703 - Thank you! - You're welcome! 169 00:18:00,829 --> 00:18:04,123 I also love to sing. 170 00:18:05,501 --> 00:18:08,419 When I'm inspired I feel so passionate... 171 00:18:08,545 --> 00:18:10,546 I could explode. 172 00:18:27,314 --> 00:18:31,317 My dream is to become a great choreographer. 173 00:18:53,173 --> 00:18:54,340 Let's go! 174 00:19:31,253 --> 00:19:32,962 Have you lost your mind? 175 00:19:34,756 --> 00:19:39,010 Stand straight! Put your hands down! Get to work! 176 00:19:39,136 --> 00:19:40,469 Lunatics! 177 00:19:41,430 --> 00:19:43,431 What's going on here? 178 00:19:45,767 --> 00:19:48,728 I never should have gone for a facial... 179 00:19:48,854 --> 00:19:51,856 and left the place in your hands! 180 00:19:52,649 --> 00:19:53,941 What do you want? 181 00:19:54,067 --> 00:19:56,444 Relax. We were just having fun. 182 00:19:57,112 --> 00:19:59,113 I'm here for the buns. 183 00:20:01,992 --> 00:20:03,618 What about my buns? 184 00:20:03,744 --> 00:20:07,121 Okay! Okay! Just a minute! Did that bum pay? 185 00:20:11,168 --> 00:20:12,501 He did. 186 00:20:13,629 --> 00:20:16,297 These are disgusting. Get rid of them! 187 00:20:28,852 --> 00:20:38,819 First Brother! 188 00:20:39,988 --> 00:20:44,075 Okay, okay. Keep working! Clean everything! 189 00:20:46,578 --> 00:20:48,788 Are you sick, First Brother? 190 00:20:48,914 --> 00:20:52,708 I've got a bit of a hangover. What do you want? 191 00:20:52,834 --> 00:20:56,545 - I've had a revelation. - A revelation? 192 00:20:56,672 --> 00:21:02,343 How to promote kung fu in a brand new way. 193 00:21:02,469 --> 00:21:03,469 Not again. 194 00:21:05,138 --> 00:21:07,014 Singing! 195 00:21:08,350 --> 00:21:11,352 You know we're great singers. You can't deny it. 196 00:21:11,478 --> 00:21:16,357 - Leave me alone. - We owe it to our teacher. 197 00:21:16,483 --> 00:21:17,275 He's dead. 198 00:21:17,401 --> 00:21:19,402 - It's worth a try. - Forget it. 199 00:21:20,404 --> 00:21:22,154 I told you to be down-to-earth. 200 00:21:22,281 --> 00:21:25,074 There's an opening here. You can clean toilets. 201 00:21:25,200 --> 00:21:27,118 Don't waste your life chasing dreams. 202 00:21:27,244 --> 00:21:30,371 Without dreams, we're no different than anchovies. 203 00:21:30,497 --> 00:21:33,499 You are an anchovy, you shoeless small fry. 204 00:21:33,625 --> 00:21:36,627 - Why chase your dream? - Why not. 205 00:21:36,753 --> 00:21:39,755 The fire in my heart can't be easily extinguished. 206 00:21:40,882 --> 00:21:42,800 Why not? Just blow it out. 207 00:21:42,926 --> 00:21:45,928 - But I can light it up again. - Enough already! 208 00:21:46,054 --> 00:21:48,264 We both have our own lives. 209 00:21:48,390 --> 00:21:52,018 Please don't bother me. I have to work to support my family. 210 00:21:53,437 --> 00:21:57,648 You're just going to forget about your Iron Head after all that work? 211 00:21:57,774 --> 00:21:59,358 Never! 212 00:22:00,235 --> 00:22:02,611 I still practice my Iron Head... 213 00:22:02,738 --> 00:22:05,031 every single day! 214 00:22:05,157 --> 00:22:06,490 Fei! 215 00:22:06,616 --> 00:22:07,908 Boss. 216 00:22:08,035 --> 00:22:09,452 You idiot! 217 00:22:09,578 --> 00:22:12,955 You forgot to book a band for tonight. 218 00:22:13,081 --> 00:22:16,500 - Don't worry, I have an idea. - Tell me. 219 00:22:16,626 --> 00:22:19,962 Let's combine Shaolin kung fu with singing and dancing. 220 00:22:20,088 --> 00:22:22,548 - What kind of Shaolin kung fu? - Observe. 221 00:22:25,552 --> 00:22:28,471 Is he good enough to perform on stage? 222 00:22:28,597 --> 00:22:31,682 - He's good enough. - How about you? 223 00:22:31,808 --> 00:22:33,309 Me? 224 00:22:33,977 --> 00:22:35,811 Shit. 225 00:22:35,937 --> 00:22:37,813 How about your Iron Head? 226 00:22:38,815 --> 00:22:41,650 If you don't perform well, I'll kill you tomorrow. 227 00:22:41,777 --> 00:22:44,570 - Sure. - First Big Brother, thank you. 228 00:22:57,167 --> 00:23:01,545 - Shaolin kung fu is great - Really great 229 00:23:01,671 --> 00:23:06,133 - Shaolin kung fu is wonderful - Wonderful 230 00:23:06,259 --> 00:23:10,513 - I'm Iron Head - Iron Head 231 00:23:10,639 --> 00:23:15,434 - He's Mighty Steel Leg - Mighty Steel Leg 232 00:23:20,148 --> 00:23:21,524 Be serious! 233 00:23:21,650 --> 00:23:35,746 - Shaolin kung fu is great - Really great 234 00:23:35,872 --> 00:23:40,418 - Shaolin kung fu is wonderful - Wonderful 235 00:23:40,544 --> 00:23:44,380 - I'm Mighty Steel Leg - Mighty Steel Leg 236 00:23:44,506 --> 00:23:46,924 He's Iron Head 237 00:23:50,387 --> 00:23:51,846 I'm choking. 238 00:24:24,629 --> 00:24:27,047 It sounds like you're strangling a cat. 239 00:24:27,174 --> 00:24:28,549 This song sucks. 240 00:24:28,675 --> 00:24:30,217 You sounded like a dying animal. 241 00:24:30,343 --> 00:24:31,886 Who wrote that garbage? 242 00:24:32,012 --> 00:24:34,013 - Yeah, who? - Who? 243 00:24:37,976 --> 00:24:43,314 Creative work is highly subjective, so I'll accept your criticism. 244 00:24:43,440 --> 00:24:46,025 But it's only the beginning of the show. 245 00:24:46,151 --> 00:24:49,778 Wait until we show you why we're called Mighty Steel Leg and Iron Head. 246 00:24:49,905 --> 00:24:50,696 Iron Head? 247 00:24:50,822 --> 00:24:52,948 I told you the lyrics were too intellectual. 248 00:24:53,074 --> 00:24:56,535 - I'm not Iron Head. He's- - Iron Head? 249 00:24:58,288 --> 00:25:01,749 - Mighty Steel Leg! - He's Mighty Steel Leg! 250 00:25:01,875 --> 00:25:03,709 That's your Mighty Steel Leg? 251 00:25:04,920 --> 00:25:07,213 - I'll kill you. - Mighty Steel Leg. 252 00:25:08,715 --> 00:25:10,716 I'm the real Mighty Steel Leg. 253 00:25:11,384 --> 00:25:14,136 - Iron Head. - Don't you understand? 254 00:25:14,262 --> 00:25:16,055 - He's the real- - Iron Head. 255 00:25:16,181 --> 00:25:17,723 You're so stubborn. 256 00:25:19,434 --> 00:25:21,602 Do you want to fight with a customer? 257 00:25:24,272 --> 00:25:28,400 Thank you so much. Happy hour went by fast. 258 00:25:28,527 --> 00:25:31,237 It's time for us to say good night right now. 259 00:25:31,363 --> 00:25:34,156 Let's listen to some music. 260 00:25:34,282 --> 00:25:36,534 You crazy guy. 261 00:25:39,412 --> 00:25:43,415 - Let's see how much you can take. - Thank you. 262 00:26:44,311 --> 00:26:45,853 You're a bum. 263 00:27:49,751 --> 00:27:51,418 Come on. Nothing to see. 264 00:27:53,296 --> 00:27:56,090 You want some more? Sure you want to fight us all? 265 00:27:58,593 --> 00:28:01,470 I promised my master I'd never fight. 266 00:28:02,138 --> 00:28:04,765 I told you he'd wimp out! 267 00:28:04,891 --> 00:28:07,393 But I expect an apology! 268 00:28:08,269 --> 00:28:11,397 An apology? You should apologize to us! 269 00:28:30,083 --> 00:28:33,168 You said you wouldn't use kung fu to fight. 270 00:28:43,179 --> 00:28:46,014 I'm not here to fight. I'm here to play soccer. 271 00:28:53,565 --> 00:28:55,607 So much for your kung fu- 272 00:29:00,655 --> 00:29:03,615 Don't be such a baby. What? 273 00:29:39,861 --> 00:29:41,737 I give up. I apologize! 274 00:29:58,963 --> 00:30:01,048 Do you have any change? 275 00:30:02,175 --> 00:30:03,509 Yes. 276 00:30:06,387 --> 00:30:07,721 Thirty cents. 277 00:30:08,389 --> 00:30:10,557 - Are you stealing my money? - Yes. 278 00:30:10,683 --> 00:30:12,851 - Was that Praying Mantis Style? - Yes. 279 00:30:12,977 --> 00:30:15,187 You should learn Shaolin instead. 280 00:30:43,758 --> 00:30:47,678 Can I see your leg? 281 00:30:47,804 --> 00:30:51,181 I don't care. Do what you want. 282 00:31:02,193 --> 00:31:04,695 It's the real deal. 283 00:31:11,286 --> 00:31:13,954 It looks like an ordinary leg. 284 00:31:14,664 --> 00:31:17,249 It's Shaolin Mighty Steel Leg. It's patented. 285 00:31:19,794 --> 00:31:21,962 You could use your kung fu to play soccer. 286 00:31:24,299 --> 00:31:25,757 You think so? 287 00:31:25,884 --> 00:31:27,259 Yes, why not. 288 00:31:28,595 --> 00:31:29,678 Of course. 289 00:31:30,555 --> 00:31:33,140 That's a great idea. Kung fu soccer. 290 00:31:33,266 --> 00:31:36,935 Why didn't I think of that? How do I go about it? 291 00:31:37,812 --> 00:31:39,688 You'll need my help. 292 00:31:39,814 --> 00:31:42,107 I'm Golden Leg, the soccer star. 293 00:31:42,233 --> 00:31:44,276 Now I'm a coach. 294 00:31:44,402 --> 00:31:47,029 - Great! You can teach me soccer. - I don't know. 295 00:31:47,155 --> 00:31:49,072 It's a great idea. 296 00:31:49,198 --> 00:31:52,534 I'll think about it! 297 00:31:52,660 --> 00:31:56,872 There's nothing to think about. We should start right now! 298 00:31:57,540 --> 00:32:00,334 We've got nothing to lose. 299 00:32:04,422 --> 00:32:06,924 It takes a lot of training. 300 00:32:07,050 --> 00:32:09,509 Let's do it! What do I need? 301 00:32:10,595 --> 00:32:12,471 A pair of shoes. 302 00:32:18,019 --> 00:32:20,520 Do you have the money for the buns? 303 00:32:20,647 --> 00:32:23,148 - No, but- - I threw them out. 304 00:32:23,274 --> 00:32:24,566 Oh, my God! 305 00:32:24,692 --> 00:32:28,195 Those sneakers were a mess. They were all worn out. 306 00:32:28,321 --> 00:32:29,738 I know, I know. 307 00:32:29,864 --> 00:32:34,409 If my boss sees you, she'll start yelling. 308 00:32:43,169 --> 00:32:46,546 I couldn't bring myself to toss them. I fixed them instead. 309 00:33:11,489 --> 00:33:15,242 First Brother, what's wrong? Are you okay? 310 00:33:17,328 --> 00:33:19,079 I'm fine. 311 00:33:20,873 --> 00:33:22,290 What do you want? 312 00:33:22,417 --> 00:33:25,752 I finally found a great way to promote Shaolin kung fu. 313 00:33:26,838 --> 00:33:29,256 Soccer! 314 00:33:31,676 --> 00:33:33,135 Please leave me alone! 315 00:33:33,261 --> 00:33:36,096 You got me into a lot of trouble. They demoted me. 316 00:33:36,222 --> 00:33:38,682 Now I have to clean the toilets. 317 00:33:38,808 --> 00:33:42,894 - But we'd be great. - No! Absolutely not! 318 00:33:43,021 --> 00:33:46,690 If you humiliate me again, my family will commit suicide in front of you. 319 00:33:46,816 --> 00:33:49,359 Committing suicide is not the answer. 320 00:33:49,485 --> 00:33:51,820 Be brave. Believe in yourself. 321 00:33:51,946 --> 00:33:55,282 I'm a complete loser. Please! Please don't ever come here again. 322 00:33:55,408 --> 00:33:58,910 If you want to form a soccer team, just ask the other brothers. 323 00:34:00,121 --> 00:34:02,831 Please, no more! 324 00:34:02,957 --> 00:34:04,791 Hopeless. 325 00:34:10,882 --> 00:34:12,340 Good morning, Fourth Brother. 326 00:34:12,467 --> 00:34:15,010 Good morning, Sing. How are you? 327 00:34:15,136 --> 00:34:17,471 Let me introduce you to a great guy. He's- 328 00:34:22,977 --> 00:34:25,187 Nice to meet you! 329 00:34:25,313 --> 00:34:26,563 I'm Fung. 330 00:34:26,689 --> 00:34:29,316 It's an honor to meet such a great businessman. 331 00:34:29,442 --> 00:34:31,777 - He's got a lot of style. - Fung is a soccer coach. 332 00:34:31,903 --> 00:34:33,195 Soccer coach! 333 00:34:33,321 --> 00:34:36,490 The world famous soccer coach. 334 00:34:36,616 --> 00:34:38,408 You play soccer with your legs, right? 335 00:34:38,534 --> 00:34:40,952 So, do you have a job for me? 336 00:34:41,079 --> 00:34:43,872 - I want you to join my soccer team. - Soccer team? 337 00:34:43,998 --> 00:34:45,999 I haven't had a job in six months. 338 00:34:46,125 --> 00:34:49,086 You can use your Empty Hand to be the goalkeeper. 339 00:34:49,212 --> 00:34:52,255 What's Empty Hand? It's been so long. 340 00:34:52,381 --> 00:34:54,341 You know, I even forgot when our master died. 341 00:34:54,467 --> 00:34:57,969 Listen. We're going to sign up for the Supercup Tournament. 342 00:34:58,096 --> 00:35:00,305 The prize is one million dollars. 343 00:35:00,431 --> 00:35:03,141 Really? You must be the smart one. 344 00:35:03,267 --> 00:35:05,602 You see? You're dressed up. 345 00:35:05,728 --> 00:35:08,980 Our master taught us that kung fu was sacred. 346 00:35:09,107 --> 00:35:12,234 Now, you have this crazy idea to use Shaolin for soccer. 347 00:35:12,360 --> 00:35:13,527 Look. 348 00:35:13,653 --> 00:35:15,403 This is the group picture of our master and brothers. 349 00:35:15,530 --> 00:35:17,739 I keep it under my pillow. 350 00:35:17,865 --> 00:35:19,699 Great! Let's sit down to talk about the picture. 351 00:35:22,078 --> 00:35:24,913 I'll call you. Keep a spot open for me. 352 00:35:27,375 --> 00:35:31,419 Get lost! I really can't talk now. My clients are waiting for me. 353 00:35:31,546 --> 00:35:33,880 I'm doing a million dollar deal. Can you hear me? 354 00:35:34,006 --> 00:35:36,258 My driver's off today. 355 00:35:36,384 --> 00:35:40,554 I lent my car to a friend and left my wallet in my office. 356 00:35:40,680 --> 00:35:43,390 I can't have lunch. I never do. 357 00:35:43,516 --> 00:35:45,517 I'm late! Please leave me alone. 358 00:35:46,060 --> 00:35:50,272 Third Brother, you could use your Iron Shirt technique as a fullback- 359 00:35:50,398 --> 00:35:53,024 What's Iron Shirt? 360 00:35:53,151 --> 00:35:55,777 Look. There are planes in the sky. 361 00:35:55,903 --> 00:35:57,737 There are computers everywhere. 362 00:35:57,864 --> 00:36:00,031 It's the 21 st century. Please don't daydream. 363 00:36:00,158 --> 00:36:03,243 I think we should combine kung fu with soccer. 364 00:36:03,369 --> 00:36:06,621 - We could win a lot of money. - Are you crazy? 365 00:36:06,747 --> 00:36:10,584 There's no way I'm taking time off to play soccer. 366 00:36:10,710 --> 00:36:12,919 Sorry, your odds are terrible. 367 00:36:13,045 --> 00:36:16,298 We don't know anything about soccer. 368 00:36:16,424 --> 00:36:18,175 And let's be honest. 369 00:36:18,301 --> 00:36:21,094 We wouldn't stand a chance. 370 00:36:21,220 --> 00:36:23,471 In fact, the probability of winning is 0%. 371 00:36:23,598 --> 00:36:25,849 - Proba- - Probability. 372 00:36:25,975 --> 00:36:27,267 Watch. 373 00:36:27,393 --> 00:36:32,355 If I toss a coin it will be heads or it will be tails. 374 00:36:32,481 --> 00:36:37,319 The probability that we'd win is the same as a coin landing on its edge. 375 00:36:37,445 --> 00:36:39,988 - Let me try! - Get lost! 376 00:36:40,740 --> 00:36:43,241 I'm having lunch with a client! 377 00:36:43,367 --> 00:36:45,911 You said you never eat lunch. 378 00:36:46,662 --> 00:36:51,583 Time is money. I've lost a lot just talking to you! 379 00:37:09,393 --> 00:37:12,229 He's Sixth Small Brother, Weight Vest. 380 00:37:12,355 --> 00:37:14,439 This is the famous soccer coach, Fung. 381 00:37:16,108 --> 00:37:17,442 Fung, how are you? 382 00:37:18,778 --> 00:37:20,862 - Lead Weight? - Shaolin Light Weight. 383 00:37:20,988 --> 00:37:22,697 Nice to meet you, Mr. Weight. 384 00:37:23,366 --> 00:37:25,617 Fifth Brother, you want to play soccer? 385 00:37:25,743 --> 00:37:29,621 Yes. If you use your Light Weight skills as a winger... 386 00:37:29,747 --> 00:37:33,041 - our offense would be perfect. - Are you sure? 387 00:37:33,167 --> 00:37:34,501 - Of course. - Great. 388 00:37:34,627 --> 00:37:36,503 Do they sell diet pills here? 389 00:37:37,672 --> 00:37:39,130 It's useless. 390 00:37:39,257 --> 00:37:43,051 Ever since the virus got into my brain, I just can't lose any weight. 391 00:37:43,177 --> 00:37:46,846 I'm no longer able to use Shaolin kung fu Weight Vest... 392 00:37:46,973 --> 00:37:49,975 and I can't run anymore. 393 00:37:51,060 --> 00:37:53,728 Okay, you're a little overweight, but it's not that important. 394 00:37:53,854 --> 00:37:55,855 Forget it. 395 00:37:57,024 --> 00:37:58,525 This was me. 396 00:38:00,444 --> 00:38:04,197 I can't even get a date looking like this. 397 00:38:04,323 --> 00:38:06,283 You don't know what it's like. 398 00:38:06,409 --> 00:38:09,369 - I do. I can't get a date either. - Really? 399 00:38:09,495 --> 00:38:11,746 I've read stories about your dates in newspapers and magazines. 400 00:38:11,872 --> 00:38:14,666 - What kind of papers and magazines? - I'm sorry. 401 00:38:15,584 --> 00:38:17,877 I can no longer control myself. 402 00:38:20,256 --> 00:38:21,923 Please leave me alone. 403 00:38:23,217 --> 00:38:24,884 Small Brother! 404 00:38:25,386 --> 00:38:28,388 Believe in yourself. I know you can do it. 405 00:38:29,223 --> 00:38:31,141 Everyone calls me Lazy Pig now. 406 00:38:31,267 --> 00:38:33,685 You're the only one who still calls me Small Brother. 407 00:38:36,731 --> 00:38:37,856 Thank you. 408 00:38:37,982 --> 00:38:40,942 Lazy Pig, get me that roll of toilet paper. 409 00:38:44,905 --> 00:38:46,364 The red one. 410 00:39:08,888 --> 00:39:11,431 - Soccer? - Yes, Second Brother! 411 00:39:11,557 --> 00:39:15,477 If you use Hooking Leg as a fullback, I think- 412 00:39:15,603 --> 00:39:17,729 - We'd be perfect! - Right! 413 00:39:17,855 --> 00:39:20,732 You think I can still do Hooking Leg? 414 00:39:22,234 --> 00:39:23,985 You just need practice. 415 00:39:24,111 --> 00:39:26,613 Believe in yourself, and you'll get it back fast. 416 00:39:26,739 --> 00:39:28,490 I doubt it. 417 00:39:28,616 --> 00:39:31,326 Why are you washing dishes? 418 00:39:31,452 --> 00:39:33,411 I thought you were a waiter. 419 00:39:33,537 --> 00:39:36,706 Why? There are so many whys. 420 00:39:36,832 --> 00:39:37,957 I don't know. 421 00:39:38,084 --> 00:39:40,251 Why isn't my dad the rich? 422 00:39:41,337 --> 00:39:44,547 Why am I going bald even though I'm so handsome? 423 00:39:44,673 --> 00:39:47,133 Why aren't you going bald since you're so ugly? 424 00:39:47,259 --> 00:39:51,679 Everyone else enjoyed their youth, but I had to study Shaolin? 425 00:39:51,806 --> 00:39:55,350 Just to become a dishwasher? To clean up after people? 426 00:39:56,852 --> 00:39:58,561 Calm down, Second Brother. 427 00:39:58,687 --> 00:40:00,897 You should try to enjoy life. 428 00:40:01,023 --> 00:40:05,527 Enjoy life? Stay here, and I'll enjoy killing you! 429 00:40:07,029 --> 00:40:08,696 Enjoy life? 430 00:40:10,157 --> 00:40:13,451 You call that toilet clean? It smells awful. 431 00:40:13,577 --> 00:40:17,330 If it ever smells this bad again, you'll clean it with your tongue. 432 00:40:56,954 --> 00:41:01,082 Your apartment looks great! It's well furnished. 433 00:41:01,208 --> 00:41:03,585 I can't believe you work as a janitor... 434 00:41:03,711 --> 00:41:07,881 but live in the penthouse on the 59th floor. 435 00:41:08,007 --> 00:41:10,049 You've got good taste. 436 00:41:10,718 --> 00:41:16,055 This kind of apartment is so popular, I can't even get one. 437 00:41:16,724 --> 00:41:21,561 The ventilation is okay. It's just a bit noisy. 438 00:41:21,687 --> 00:41:24,522 Can I move in with you? 439 00:41:38,120 --> 00:41:42,415 Forget it. Your brothers aren't coming. 440 00:41:42,541 --> 00:41:45,001 We can find other players. 441 00:41:45,127 --> 00:41:47,754 It's my fault. I'm not persuasive enough. 442 00:41:48,756 --> 00:41:54,219 Not true. You persuaded me, didn't you? 443 00:42:56,657 --> 00:42:58,866 We don't have much time... 444 00:42:58,993 --> 00:43:01,035 and you guys have a lot to learn. 445 00:43:01,161 --> 00:43:04,539 So listen up and work as a team. 446 00:43:04,665 --> 00:43:06,874 All right! Let's go! 447 00:43:14,091 --> 00:43:18,803 Sell all my shares. Yes, all five of them! 448 00:43:18,929 --> 00:43:20,888 Don't laugh. 449 00:43:21,015 --> 00:43:22,932 Hold on, I have another call. 450 00:43:23,058 --> 00:43:25,226 It's coming down! 451 00:43:32,026 --> 00:43:34,319 You finally decided to come back down, huh? 452 00:43:34,445 --> 00:43:36,279 We waited over an hour for you. 453 00:43:39,116 --> 00:43:41,576 - What are you doing? - Playing soccer! 454 00:43:41,702 --> 00:43:43,536 The ball is over there! 455 00:43:50,252 --> 00:43:52,086 You! Come here! 456 00:43:52,880 --> 00:43:55,256 Let me see you kick the ball. 457 00:43:55,382 --> 00:43:58,259 - The ball is over there. - Yes. It's over there. 458 00:43:58,385 --> 00:44:01,554 How can you kick it if you can't even find it? 459 00:44:03,098 --> 00:44:06,893 Now, there are four basic soccer drills: Pass, dribble, hold and shoot. 460 00:44:07,019 --> 00:44:08,895 - Coach! - Shut up! 461 00:44:09,021 --> 00:44:11,189 Let's get started. 462 00:44:12,232 --> 00:44:13,900 Here. 463 00:44:16,570 --> 00:44:17,862 Hold it. 464 00:44:17,988 --> 00:44:21,032 Watch it. Concentrate. 465 00:44:24,870 --> 00:44:27,538 Don't lose it. You can do better than that. 466 00:44:27,665 --> 00:44:30,083 Have you never seen a ball before? 467 00:44:30,959 --> 00:44:33,086 You play like an old woman. 468 00:44:34,129 --> 00:44:36,673 Fung, why can't I practice with them? 469 00:44:36,799 --> 00:44:40,760 Your leg is strong, but you have no control. 470 00:44:40,886 --> 00:44:43,638 What if you kick the ball up and hit a plane? 471 00:44:43,764 --> 00:44:46,516 - Ever thought of that? - No. 472 00:44:46,642 --> 00:44:48,601 Small Brother. I borrowed your eggs. 473 00:44:48,727 --> 00:44:49,811 What? 474 00:44:50,479 --> 00:44:53,731 If you can kick an egg without breaking it, you can play with us. 475 00:44:53,857 --> 00:44:55,400 No problem. 476 00:44:56,694 --> 00:44:59,112 See. It's not easy. 477 00:45:08,080 --> 00:45:10,581 Small Brother, stop it. 478 00:45:16,171 --> 00:45:18,673 Oh, my God! My egg. 479 00:45:18,799 --> 00:45:20,508 I'll get you another one. 480 00:45:20,634 --> 00:45:23,886 I'll get you! How could you do that! 481 00:45:24,012 --> 00:45:26,472 Concentrate. 482 00:45:30,018 --> 00:45:32,478 My egg! 483 00:45:48,245 --> 00:45:49,912 Yes! Yes! 484 00:45:54,042 --> 00:45:55,543 Go! 485 00:46:41,757 --> 00:46:43,758 Yes. Go! 486 00:47:03,445 --> 00:47:07,365 What are you doing? How could you miss that one? 487 00:47:07,491 --> 00:47:10,368 Get it! Come on! 488 00:47:51,952 --> 00:47:56,455 - He's great. - He could win a game by himself. 489 00:47:57,624 --> 00:48:01,627 No. It takes teamwork to win. 490 00:48:11,346 --> 00:48:15,516 The game is 30 minutes, with no breaks. 491 00:48:15,642 --> 00:48:18,144 We'll follow the standard rules. I'll referee. 492 00:48:18,270 --> 00:48:20,187 - Anyone object? - Of course not. 493 00:48:20,314 --> 00:48:24,692 We're honored to have Golden Leg referee. 494 00:48:24,818 --> 00:48:27,320 All of us are big fans. 495 00:48:27,988 --> 00:48:29,739 - This is Fung! - Fung! 496 00:48:29,865 --> 00:48:31,490 Okay. 497 00:48:31,617 --> 00:48:36,704 Sing has already had one run-in with your gang. 498 00:48:36,830 --> 00:48:41,542 Let's be civilized, and just play a clean game. 499 00:48:41,668 --> 00:48:44,337 Their tidy uniform and friendly faces... 500 00:48:44,463 --> 00:48:48,674 - indicate that they are sincere. - Thank you. 501 00:48:52,220 --> 00:48:55,181 Relax. I'm a mechanic. 502 00:48:55,307 --> 00:48:58,059 I carry this with me so I won't lose it. 503 00:48:58,185 --> 00:49:00,645 - I'm always on call. - Yes, of course. 504 00:49:03,523 --> 00:49:06,943 As I said, I'm a mechanic... 505 00:49:07,069 --> 00:49:09,320 and that's why I carry a hammer. 506 00:49:09,446 --> 00:49:13,115 I'm familiar with your team's unusual reputation. 507 00:49:13,241 --> 00:49:14,533 Don't worry. 508 00:49:14,660 --> 00:49:19,246 Oh, good. I'm glad we understand each other. 509 00:49:19,373 --> 00:49:23,042 You better watch out. Shake hands. 510 00:49:50,737 --> 00:49:51,946 I'm open! 511 00:51:49,564 --> 00:51:51,315 Third Brother! 512 00:52:18,343 --> 00:52:22,429 We're under attack. Send reinforcements. 513 00:52:22,556 --> 00:52:24,390 We need reinforcements! 514 00:52:36,403 --> 00:52:37,736 Stand up. 515 00:52:39,739 --> 00:52:42,199 Get up! Stand up now! 516 00:52:43,451 --> 00:52:44,869 I said now! 517 00:52:46,246 --> 00:52:49,748 - What are you doing? - They're killing us. 518 00:52:49,875 --> 00:52:51,876 What did you expect? 519 00:52:52,002 --> 00:52:55,713 You're going to let them get away with this? 520 00:52:55,839 --> 00:52:57,840 You're ejected! 521 00:52:58,884 --> 00:53:00,718 Are you nuts? 522 00:53:03,763 --> 00:53:05,181 This is a test. 523 00:53:05,307 --> 00:53:08,684 If you guys can't pass it, you shouldn't even bother playing! 524 00:53:08,810 --> 00:53:12,271 We just want to play soccer, not fight a war. 525 00:53:12,397 --> 00:53:15,441 Soccer is war. You must learn that. 526 00:53:24,117 --> 00:53:29,580 I surrender! 527 00:53:40,967 --> 00:53:42,676 I surrender. 528 00:53:43,762 --> 00:53:46,680 You can't surrender. We're still at war. 529 00:53:46,806 --> 00:53:48,682 We're not letting you go home. 530 00:53:51,686 --> 00:53:53,646 I can't take it anymore. 531 00:53:53,772 --> 00:53:57,775 We're not good enough to play with you. 532 00:53:59,152 --> 00:54:01,320 Let me go to a doctor. 533 00:54:07,494 --> 00:54:09,495 Put this on your head. 534 00:54:10,705 --> 00:54:12,790 Look at you, you look like a stray dog. 535 00:54:13,917 --> 00:54:17,378 Where's your dignity? I don't ever want to see you again. 536 00:54:17,504 --> 00:54:19,964 Put it on your head then you can go see a doctor. 537 00:54:31,184 --> 00:54:35,062 Yes, I'm a dog. I have no dignity. 538 00:54:36,064 --> 00:54:37,523 Give it to me. 539 00:55:11,433 --> 00:55:13,726 Now it's our turn. 540 00:55:14,728 --> 00:55:16,353 What? 541 00:55:16,479 --> 00:55:19,523 Their powers are back. I can feel it. 542 00:57:32,615 --> 00:57:34,366 - Get your shoes ready! - All right! 543 00:57:34,492 --> 00:57:35,492 The final attack! 544 00:58:07,275 --> 00:58:09,943 I can't believe I missed. 545 00:58:10,904 --> 00:58:12,404 Help! 546 00:58:13,239 --> 00:58:16,575 Thank you for helping us get our kung fu back. 547 00:58:18,077 --> 00:58:20,412 I'm honored to have you back. 548 00:58:20,538 --> 00:58:22,206 It's our honor. 549 00:58:25,543 --> 00:58:26,835 Just a second. 550 00:58:26,961 --> 00:58:29,379 I'm the one who is honored. 551 00:58:30,423 --> 00:58:33,634 You're going to make me rich! Thank you! 552 00:58:35,803 --> 00:58:36,929 We're sorry. 553 00:58:37,055 --> 00:58:39,515 Can we join your team? Please give us a chance! 554 00:58:39,641 --> 00:58:40,974 Please! 555 00:59:56,759 --> 00:59:58,760 Not a bad kick. 556 00:59:58,886 --> 01:00:01,930 A bit more work and Team Evil will be unbeatable. 557 01:00:08,354 --> 01:00:09,688 Who is this? 558 01:00:10,690 --> 01:00:12,316 The cripple? 559 01:00:12,442 --> 01:00:14,401 - What's wrong? - I'm sorry! 560 01:00:14,527 --> 01:00:18,530 If it's an open tournament, why won't you let me sign up? 561 01:00:19,198 --> 01:00:21,491 Golden Leg! What are you doing? 562 01:00:21,618 --> 01:00:22,951 - Hung! - He- 563 01:00:23,077 --> 01:00:23,702 It's okay. 564 01:00:23,828 --> 01:00:26,246 Hung, my team wants to sign up. 565 01:00:26,372 --> 01:00:28,999 Anyone can sign up for an open tournament. 566 01:00:29,125 --> 01:00:30,584 That's not how it works. 567 01:00:30,710 --> 01:00:32,294 I'm the chairman. 568 01:00:32,420 --> 01:00:34,504 I decide who signs up. 569 01:00:34,631 --> 01:00:36,590 - You get me? - Yes. 570 01:00:36,716 --> 01:00:38,467 What's the name of your team? 571 01:00:38,593 --> 01:00:40,636 Come here. 572 01:00:40,762 --> 01:00:42,387 This is Hung. 573 01:00:42,513 --> 01:00:44,181 Hung! 574 01:00:59,197 --> 01:01:00,864 This is quite a team. 575 01:01:00,990 --> 01:01:02,783 I've gotta see them play. 576 01:01:02,909 --> 01:01:04,618 What's the name again? 577 01:01:04,744 --> 01:01:05,994 This is Shaolin- 578 01:01:06,120 --> 01:01:07,913 Okay. 579 01:01:08,039 --> 01:01:10,207 Go ahead and sign them up. 580 01:01:10,333 --> 01:01:12,793 I'll even pay your application fee. 581 01:01:12,919 --> 01:01:14,795 - Thank you! - Don't mention it. 582 01:01:14,921 --> 01:01:18,090 Cripple, you are my brother. 583 01:01:19,967 --> 01:01:21,968 My shoe is dirty again. 584 01:01:23,137 --> 01:01:25,097 White shoes get dirty a lot. 585 01:01:25,223 --> 01:01:26,264 So- 586 01:01:26,933 --> 01:01:28,392 I'll clean it for you! 587 01:01:28,518 --> 01:01:30,769 I'm good at cleaning. Let me try. 588 01:01:31,521 --> 01:01:33,230 It's my duty. 589 01:01:33,356 --> 01:01:35,023 Let me try! 590 01:01:59,382 --> 01:02:00,382 Hi. 591 01:02:05,096 --> 01:02:07,806 What's going on? 592 01:02:13,229 --> 01:02:15,188 Where are we going? 593 01:02:15,314 --> 01:02:17,357 Why are you so quiet? 594 01:02:18,151 --> 01:02:20,360 I need to go home. 595 01:02:26,909 --> 01:02:30,662 - You're late. - I won't be long. 596 01:03:02,737 --> 01:03:04,029 Try it on. 597 01:03:04,155 --> 01:03:06,573 No, I just want to see the quality of it. 598 01:03:06,699 --> 01:03:07,991 Touch it. 599 01:03:08,117 --> 01:03:09,618 I'll get it dirty. 600 01:03:09,744 --> 01:03:11,369 - Don't worry. Go ahead! - No! 601 01:03:11,496 --> 01:03:13,914 - Touch it! - No. 602 01:03:16,876 --> 01:03:19,628 - Like it? - So smooth. 603 01:03:19,754 --> 01:03:23,423 - Want one? - I touched it. That's enough. 604 01:03:24,842 --> 01:03:27,803 Tomorrow, I'm going to play in a professional soccer game. 605 01:03:27,929 --> 01:03:29,304 Really? 606 01:03:29,430 --> 01:03:31,932 I'll be famous. 607 01:03:32,809 --> 01:03:35,685 But if you hadn't fixed my shoes... 608 01:03:35,812 --> 01:03:37,896 none of this would've happened. 609 01:03:38,981 --> 01:03:40,941 You're very important to me. 610 01:03:42,777 --> 01:03:44,528 I'll get you anything you want. 611 01:03:44,654 --> 01:03:46,738 I'll have money soon. 612 01:03:50,284 --> 01:03:53,912 If you become rich and famous, please buy me sneakers. 613 01:03:54,580 --> 01:03:57,040 You deserve more! 614 01:03:57,166 --> 01:03:59,960 You should have more confidence in yourself. 615 01:04:00,086 --> 01:04:03,338 You're such a beautiful girl, and you're a kung fu master. 616 01:04:03,464 --> 01:04:05,090 You've got it all. 617 01:04:05,216 --> 01:04:08,343 You shouldn't let your hair cover your face. 618 01:04:09,178 --> 01:04:10,804 Come on! 619 01:04:10,930 --> 01:04:12,889 - Come on. Look at me! - No. 620 01:04:13,015 --> 01:04:14,933 Look at me! 621 01:04:16,477 --> 01:04:18,937 You're beautiful! 622 01:04:20,022 --> 01:04:21,439 Really? 623 01:04:21,566 --> 01:04:23,275 Sure. 624 01:04:28,865 --> 01:04:31,408 - Is that a fly? - Yes, but I missed it. 625 01:04:32,368 --> 01:04:34,452 - Did you get it? - I did. 626 01:04:34,579 --> 01:04:36,413 Sorry. I made your hand dirty. 627 01:04:36,539 --> 01:04:37,914 It's okay. 628 01:04:38,040 --> 01:04:40,125 You're such a beautiful girl. 629 01:04:42,461 --> 01:04:44,170 Do you know that? 630 01:04:44,297 --> 01:04:45,380 I guess. 631 01:04:45,506 --> 01:04:48,800 Thank you! Thanks so much! You sure you know? 632 01:04:51,387 --> 01:04:52,679 Where were you? 633 01:04:52,805 --> 01:04:55,891 I let you bring a girl here because you promised to clean the floor. 634 01:04:56,017 --> 01:04:58,476 I will get punished if you don't clean it. 635 01:04:58,603 --> 01:05:01,104 Go home. I'll call you later. 636 01:05:07,445 --> 01:05:11,197 Remember: Be confident. You're the best. 637 01:05:16,329 --> 01:05:18,580 - I like your shirt. - I like your socks. 638 01:05:18,706 --> 01:05:19,998 - Let's trade. - Good. 639 01:05:20,124 --> 01:05:23,793 Guys, don't be nervous. Just try to have fun. 640 01:05:23,920 --> 01:05:26,046 There'll be tons of reporters and a big crowd. 641 01:05:26,172 --> 01:05:28,673 Try to smile for the photographers. 642 01:05:28,799 --> 01:05:31,927 Be sure to thank the fans. 643 01:05:32,053 --> 01:05:33,887 Thank you! 644 01:05:37,892 --> 01:05:40,852 Thanks for your support! Thank you! 645 01:05:40,978 --> 01:05:43,563 - They're just janitors. - They're still our audience. 646 01:05:43,689 --> 01:05:45,231 Thank you! 647 01:05:45,358 --> 01:05:47,192 Shut up! 648 01:05:48,444 --> 01:05:50,904 Where is everyone. You said- 649 01:05:51,030 --> 01:05:52,447 It's just the first round. 650 01:05:52,573 --> 01:05:55,200 We have to make it to the finals. 651 01:05:55,326 --> 01:05:58,745 - Great! Let's get to the finals! - Shut up! 652 01:06:06,587 --> 01:06:08,713 Team Shaolin? 653 01:06:12,760 --> 01:06:14,260 Look at this guy. 654 01:06:18,140 --> 01:06:19,891 Look at that guy. 655 01:06:23,521 --> 01:06:25,105 What's wrong? 656 01:06:25,231 --> 01:06:26,898 No smoking? 657 01:06:41,205 --> 01:06:42,747 What happened? 658 01:06:44,125 --> 01:06:46,751 It's impossible. Just a trick. 659 01:06:55,136 --> 01:06:57,137 What's going on? 660 01:06:59,181 --> 01:07:01,474 Okay, it's a trick. 661 01:07:01,600 --> 01:07:03,685 Let's show them what we can do. 662 01:07:03,811 --> 01:07:04,811 All right! 663 01:07:08,024 --> 01:07:09,649 Oh, come on! 664 01:07:17,324 --> 01:07:21,327 Please play fair. Give us a chance. 665 01:07:25,124 --> 01:07:26,958 Hung, it's for you. 666 01:07:30,796 --> 01:07:34,174 Your tricks don't scare me! 667 01:08:08,876 --> 01:08:11,711 What? Forty to zip? 668 01:08:21,514 --> 01:08:23,014 Yeah! 669 01:08:39,865 --> 01:08:42,200 Iron Head scores! 670 01:09:17,319 --> 01:09:19,362 We bring the power of Shaolin to soccer. 671 01:09:19,488 --> 01:09:22,282 Kung fu is great. It's wonderful! 672 01:09:22,950 --> 01:09:27,162 I want to say hi to my parents and my Shaolin master, but they're all dead. 673 01:09:27,288 --> 01:09:29,038 I also want to say hi to my friend, Mui. 674 01:09:29,165 --> 01:09:30,957 Mui, how are you? 675 01:09:31,083 --> 01:09:33,334 I'll see you soon. 676 01:09:44,180 --> 01:09:46,139 Hi. Can I help you? 677 01:09:46,265 --> 01:09:48,349 - I want- - I understand. 678 01:09:48,475 --> 01:09:50,476 I'll take care of you. 679 01:09:59,278 --> 01:10:00,904 Show us something. 680 01:10:01,030 --> 01:10:02,864 Sure. Small Brother! 681 01:10:05,284 --> 01:10:06,618 Great! 682 01:10:07,286 --> 01:10:09,037 Can you show us more? 683 01:10:09,163 --> 01:10:10,496 Sure! 684 01:10:27,223 --> 01:10:29,057 Take it easy. 685 01:10:32,811 --> 01:10:38,566 My brothers, today we say good-bye to our old lives and old shoes. 686 01:10:43,280 --> 01:10:45,782 - Hey, don't throw those around. - Sorry. 687 01:10:53,874 --> 01:10:54,874 Mui? 688 01:10:55,542 --> 01:10:56,876 What's up? 689 01:10:58,128 --> 01:11:00,088 You look great tonight. 690 01:11:02,549 --> 01:11:03,508 Just a little. 691 01:11:03,634 --> 01:11:06,386 It's a big difference. You're so heavily made up. 692 01:11:07,763 --> 01:11:09,055 So you think I look nice? 693 01:11:09,181 --> 01:11:12,600 I have big news for you. We won the soccer match. 694 01:11:12,726 --> 01:11:16,104 I know. I saw you guys on TV. 695 01:11:16,230 --> 01:11:17,230 Congratulations. 696 01:11:18,274 --> 01:11:20,275 This is for you. 697 01:11:27,199 --> 01:11:28,116 Thank you. 698 01:11:28,242 --> 01:11:30,201 Let me introduce you to my friends. 699 01:11:31,245 --> 01:11:32,537 Nice outfit. 700 01:11:32,663 --> 01:11:35,415 Hey, let me introduce you guys to a new friend. 701 01:11:35,541 --> 01:11:37,000 Is she a ghost? 702 01:11:37,126 --> 01:11:39,502 This is my friend. 703 01:11:39,628 --> 01:11:41,504 - Girlfriend? - No. 704 01:11:41,630 --> 01:11:44,507 This is Mui, the Tai Chi Master I told you guys about. 705 01:11:44,633 --> 01:11:47,218 - Oh, nice to meet you. - Your girlfriend is quite unique. 706 01:11:47,344 --> 01:11:49,762 - Yes. - That's great. 707 01:11:50,597 --> 01:11:53,099 I've never seen shoulder pads so big. 708 01:11:53,225 --> 01:11:55,935 I've decided to start a new trend. 709 01:11:56,061 --> 01:11:57,979 See? It's fashionable. 710 01:11:59,273 --> 01:12:02,233 Don't walk around at night. 711 01:12:02,359 --> 01:12:03,985 It's quite scary. 712 01:12:04,111 --> 01:12:08,197 It's okay. People will get used to it soon. 713 01:12:08,324 --> 01:12:11,326 It will work pretty well in football. 714 01:12:11,452 --> 01:12:13,411 You want to borrow them? 715 01:12:14,330 --> 01:12:16,581 Stop it. It's not proper to talk to a lady like this. 716 01:12:16,707 --> 01:12:19,167 It's okay, I can take it. 717 01:12:19,293 --> 01:12:22,628 Although she's a girl, she has a great sense of humor. 718 01:12:24,298 --> 01:12:26,799 Mui, show us a sexy pose. 719 01:12:32,848 --> 01:12:34,932 Give us a kiss. 720 01:12:43,442 --> 01:12:44,942 - What's wrong? - Don't touch me. 721 01:12:49,114 --> 01:12:50,448 Are you mad? 722 01:12:52,117 --> 01:12:55,828 - No, I'm not mad. - Then- 723 01:13:02,586 --> 01:13:04,087 I'm sorry. 724 01:13:05,339 --> 01:13:06,923 We were just joking. 725 01:13:07,049 --> 01:13:09,384 I know you were just joking. 726 01:13:10,636 --> 01:13:12,553 I'm sorry, I didn't mind at all- 727 01:13:12,679 --> 01:13:14,180 Don't be like this. 728 01:13:14,306 --> 01:13:16,391 Then why are you like this? 729 01:13:25,943 --> 01:13:27,735 Take your hand off me- 730 01:13:27,861 --> 01:13:29,195 Boss! 731 01:13:29,321 --> 01:13:31,072 What the hell are you doing? 732 01:13:31,198 --> 01:13:32,865 I was just out playing mah-jongg. 733 01:13:32,991 --> 01:13:36,744 Look at what you did to yourself? You look like a ghost. 734 01:13:36,870 --> 01:13:39,038 Have you no shame? You are such a disgrace. 735 01:13:39,164 --> 01:13:40,373 Hey, enough! 736 01:13:41,875 --> 01:13:44,752 Mui has the right to dress how she wants. 737 01:13:44,878 --> 01:13:47,171 Can't you respect that? 738 01:13:47,297 --> 01:13:49,924 - I think she looks very nice today. - Yes. 739 01:13:50,050 --> 01:13:52,218 - She looks great. - Don't be mean to her. 740 01:13:54,513 --> 01:13:57,598 I'll yell at her if I want to. Who the hell are you guys? 741 01:13:58,559 --> 01:13:59,892 They are my friends. 742 01:14:03,605 --> 01:14:05,940 I agree with them completely. 743 01:14:08,902 --> 01:14:10,903 I think I look beautiful now. 744 01:14:12,197 --> 01:14:14,323 And I like the way I am. 745 01:14:16,368 --> 01:14:18,244 If you don't like it... 746 01:14:18,954 --> 01:14:20,746 you can simply go away. 747 01:14:22,458 --> 01:14:24,750 Who do you think you're talking to? 748 01:14:26,044 --> 01:14:27,879 I'm talking to you. 749 01:14:28,922 --> 01:14:31,048 You are a mean and coldhearted boss. 750 01:14:31,175 --> 01:14:32,758 You're asking for it! 751 01:14:34,386 --> 01:14:37,263 How dare you hit me? 752 01:14:45,898 --> 01:14:49,108 I can't believe this. Who do you think you are? 753 01:14:51,820 --> 01:14:55,198 I am who I am. I am Mui. 754 01:14:55,324 --> 01:14:58,284 I'm gonna tell your mother about this. 755 01:15:03,874 --> 01:15:05,416 Mui, well done! 756 01:15:05,542 --> 01:15:08,419 We were just joking earlier. Please forgive us. 757 01:15:08,545 --> 01:15:12,507 We weren't laughing at you, your sexy pose really was sexy. 758 01:15:16,470 --> 01:15:17,637 Really? 759 01:15:26,313 --> 01:15:27,855 Do you... 760 01:15:27,981 --> 01:15:30,233 like the way I look? 761 01:15:30,359 --> 01:15:31,442 Well- 762 01:15:31,568 --> 01:15:34,946 You certainly have more confidence. 763 01:15:41,995 --> 01:15:43,913 I want to tell you something. 764 01:15:44,039 --> 01:15:45,706 What? 765 01:15:46,875 --> 01:15:48,251 I like you. 766 01:15:48,377 --> 01:15:50,294 I like you too. 767 01:15:53,257 --> 01:15:55,675 Is this love? 768 01:15:59,263 --> 01:16:01,055 You- 769 01:16:01,181 --> 01:16:02,682 You're joking. 770 01:16:03,600 --> 01:16:07,311 No. I'm serious. 771 01:16:08,313 --> 01:16:10,356 Absolutely not. This is not love. 772 01:16:14,820 --> 01:16:17,196 We're friends forever. 773 01:16:18,615 --> 01:16:20,741 Don't you think we should be friends? 774 01:16:20,867 --> 01:16:22,660 It's fine. 775 01:16:29,876 --> 01:16:34,547 So you'll still come see me? 776 01:16:35,632 --> 01:16:38,217 I can still fix your shoes. 777 01:16:38,343 --> 01:16:42,054 No, thanks. I can buy new ones. 778 01:16:42,723 --> 01:16:45,433 Things have changed. 779 01:16:45,559 --> 01:16:48,185 I have to think about the future. 780 01:16:56,903 --> 01:16:58,779 Don't be like this. 781 01:16:59,823 --> 01:17:01,907 You're crying. 782 01:17:03,577 --> 01:17:05,411 Don't be that way. 783 01:17:17,507 --> 01:17:19,300 I understand. 784 01:17:20,719 --> 01:17:22,053 Sorry. 785 01:17:25,641 --> 01:17:28,893 - Congratulations! - Sit with us. 786 01:17:29,019 --> 01:17:30,478 Cheers! 787 01:17:38,445 --> 01:17:40,529 If we win this, we'll go to the finals. 788 01:17:40,656 --> 01:17:41,739 To the finals! 789 01:17:41,865 --> 01:17:44,283 - But don't underestimate our opponent. - Underestimate our opponent! 790 01:17:48,246 --> 01:17:51,165 You don't have a chance. 791 01:17:51,291 --> 01:17:53,292 We haven't lost all year. 792 01:18:02,719 --> 01:18:04,261 How'd they do that? 793 01:18:04,388 --> 01:18:06,097 It must be special effects. 794 01:19:25,719 --> 01:19:28,179 - Good morning, Hung. - Good morning. 795 01:19:28,305 --> 01:19:29,764 Come here. 796 01:19:29,890 --> 01:19:32,183 You're a lucky guy. 797 01:19:32,309 --> 01:19:34,268 You're lucky to coach such a great team. 798 01:19:34,394 --> 01:19:35,311 Thank you. 799 01:19:35,437 --> 01:19:38,898 Iron Head and Iron Shirt is practiced as performance art on the street. 800 01:19:39,024 --> 01:19:41,066 It's amusing to see your team use kung fu to play soccer... 801 01:19:41,193 --> 01:19:42,902 and make it to the finals. 802 01:19:43,028 --> 01:19:44,945 You did a good job. 803 01:19:45,071 --> 01:19:46,989 Don't waste our time. 804 01:19:48,617 --> 01:19:51,243 If you forfeit the game you can join my Evil Team. 805 01:19:53,079 --> 01:19:56,123 It's not a bad check this time. 806 01:19:56,249 --> 01:19:58,918 You can get the money before you sign the deal. 807 01:19:59,753 --> 01:20:01,378 That's a lot of money. 808 01:20:01,505 --> 01:20:03,464 Enough to retire. 809 01:20:03,590 --> 01:20:06,550 Of course. We're like brothers. 810 01:20:06,676 --> 01:20:09,804 Thank you. But I don't think I can accept it. 811 01:20:10,889 --> 01:20:13,724 What? Do you think I'm trying to trick you? 812 01:20:13,850 --> 01:20:16,644 I think you've put a great team together. 813 01:20:16,770 --> 01:20:18,687 I'd like you to come work for me. 814 01:20:18,814 --> 01:20:20,606 Don't get upset. 815 01:20:20,732 --> 01:20:23,400 Think about your future. Forget about our past, okay? 816 01:20:24,319 --> 01:20:27,321 Hung, I'm not mad at you anymore. 817 01:20:27,989 --> 01:20:32,117 I know it was all my faults. I can't blame anyone else. 818 01:20:33,870 --> 01:20:35,496 You're lying. 819 01:20:35,622 --> 01:20:38,457 I know you too well. You're too greedy to pass this up. 820 01:20:41,253 --> 01:20:42,837 You're right. 821 01:20:43,588 --> 01:20:46,507 I am greedy. My team is greedy too. 822 01:20:46,633 --> 01:20:49,134 But we don't care about the money. 823 01:20:49,261 --> 01:20:51,178 We care about the championship. 824 01:20:52,556 --> 01:20:53,806 See you on the soccer field. 825 01:21:28,842 --> 01:21:30,509 Pull over. 826 01:21:36,182 --> 01:21:38,517 - Mui! - She's dead! 827 01:21:39,185 --> 01:21:40,853 How? 828 01:21:41,521 --> 01:21:43,898 - I killed her! - Impossible! 829 01:21:44,024 --> 01:21:47,651 Mui is a kung fu master. You could never hurt her. 830 01:21:47,777 --> 01:21:49,820 What do you want? 831 01:21:49,946 --> 01:21:52,114 Revenge! 832 01:21:52,782 --> 01:21:54,992 Come on. It was only a joke. 833 01:21:55,118 --> 01:21:57,703 She's still alive. She just doesn't work here anymore. 834 01:21:58,788 --> 01:22:00,581 Why not? 835 01:22:00,707 --> 01:22:03,459 Well, we're famous for our sweet steamed buns... 836 01:22:03,585 --> 01:22:06,545 and Mui made the sweetest ones of all. 837 01:22:06,671 --> 01:22:10,591 But now they're salty and bitter. She was ruining my business. 838 01:22:10,717 --> 01:22:12,009 There was salt in them? 839 01:22:12,135 --> 01:22:13,761 Yes. 840 01:22:13,887 --> 01:22:16,180 Now is there anything else I can do for you, sir? 841 01:22:20,018 --> 01:22:22,019 No thanks. 842 01:23:26,543 --> 01:23:27,835 Hey! 843 01:23:28,420 --> 01:23:30,295 We've got a game to play! 844 01:25:08,520 --> 01:25:12,106 Will Team Evil score a lot of goals today? 845 01:25:12,232 --> 01:25:14,775 Scoring goals is not the only way to win. 846 01:25:15,985 --> 01:25:18,070 But make no mistake, we will win. 847 01:27:56,145 --> 01:27:57,437 No way! 848 01:28:01,985 --> 01:28:04,569 Those American drugs work better than I expected. 849 01:28:26,259 --> 01:28:28,343 Actually, the referee, linesman... 850 01:28:28,469 --> 01:28:32,264 soccer association, soccer federation and soccer committee... 851 01:28:32,390 --> 01:28:35,809 all stand on my side. How can they possibly beat me? 852 01:29:08,843 --> 01:29:12,012 No problem! 853 01:29:14,057 --> 01:29:15,640 - You rule! - Good job! 854 01:29:16,309 --> 01:29:17,351 You the man! 855 01:30:16,702 --> 01:30:20,539 Throw-in? Are you crazy? 856 01:30:20,665 --> 01:30:23,583 How can you call that a throw-in? 857 01:30:23,709 --> 01:30:26,211 Hung, are you here to fight or play soccer? 858 01:30:26,963 --> 01:30:29,381 I should break their legs like I broke yours! 859 01:30:29,507 --> 01:30:32,175 Then you'd have a whole team of cripples! 860 01:30:32,301 --> 01:30:35,887 Cripples! Cripples! At least you'd have company. 861 01:30:38,808 --> 01:30:41,017 I'm sorry. I should take a break. 862 01:30:41,144 --> 01:30:43,812 It's okay. Your body may leave the field... 863 01:30:43,938 --> 01:30:46,440 but your spirit will stay behind. 864 01:31:03,708 --> 01:31:05,917 Get ready! It's my turn. 865 01:31:24,854 --> 01:31:26,229 Small Brother! 866 01:32:02,934 --> 01:32:05,810 Wake up! The clock already ran out. 867 01:32:12,818 --> 01:32:15,362 It's only halftime. Their team is already badly injured. 868 01:32:15,488 --> 01:32:17,447 They won't be able to play the second half. Go home! 869 01:32:17,573 --> 01:32:19,533 You won't be able to finish the game. 870 01:32:19,659 --> 01:32:21,076 Boring. 871 01:32:21,202 --> 01:32:23,495 I'll dance to provide some entertainment. 872 01:32:23,621 --> 01:32:26,623 No, you're not going to dance. I am! 873 01:32:31,754 --> 01:32:33,171 I've had enough. 874 01:32:49,564 --> 01:32:51,189 Break it up! 875 01:32:53,234 --> 01:32:55,235 You want me to eject someone? 876 01:32:56,195 --> 01:32:58,113 Who did that? 877 01:32:58,239 --> 01:32:59,781 Did anyone see? 878 01:33:01,033 --> 01:33:02,909 I'd like to see you do that to my face! 879 01:33:03,786 --> 01:33:05,078 Gently. 880 01:33:05,204 --> 01:33:07,914 What kind of kung fu was that? 881 01:33:08,040 --> 01:33:11,459 I can't take much more! 882 01:33:12,587 --> 01:33:15,547 I knew they would play dirty. 883 01:33:15,673 --> 01:33:17,591 I just didn't think they would play this dirty. 884 01:33:17,717 --> 01:33:19,467 They've never been this good. 885 01:33:19,594 --> 01:33:21,761 They must be cheating. 886 01:33:21,887 --> 01:33:23,430 Call the police. 887 01:33:23,556 --> 01:33:26,099 We just have to play harder. 888 01:33:26,225 --> 01:33:27,642 We can still win this! 889 01:33:27,768 --> 01:33:29,728 I forgot. I left the oven on! 890 01:33:29,854 --> 01:33:32,772 My wife needs me. She's about to have a baby. 891 01:33:32,898 --> 01:33:36,192 Can't she wait until the game's over? 892 01:33:36,319 --> 01:33:38,153 But they're killing us! 893 01:33:38,279 --> 01:33:40,071 Please. I'm begging you. 894 01:33:40,197 --> 01:33:43,700 - I'm begging you too. - Wait. Wait! 895 01:33:45,411 --> 01:33:48,413 Calm down. 896 01:33:48,539 --> 01:33:49,998 Calm down! 897 01:33:51,542 --> 01:33:54,377 He's right! 898 01:33:54,962 --> 01:33:58,173 We must pull together. 899 01:33:58,841 --> 01:34:00,634 We only have eight players left. 900 01:34:00,760 --> 01:34:04,679 If one more is injured, we have to forfeit. 901 01:34:04,805 --> 01:34:07,766 We'll have to show these guys that we can block their killer kicks! 902 01:34:07,892 --> 01:34:10,644 That's easy for you to say. You try blocking one of them. 903 01:34:10,770 --> 01:34:12,771 What are you talking about? 904 01:34:13,689 --> 01:34:15,148 Calm down. 905 01:34:15,274 --> 01:34:18,068 Calm down! 906 01:34:18,194 --> 01:34:19,944 Shut up. 907 01:34:26,285 --> 01:34:28,328 I wonder if I can block them. 908 01:34:44,762 --> 01:34:46,346 Shaolin Barricade Shield! 909 01:34:49,642 --> 01:34:50,850 Barricade? 910 01:34:53,938 --> 01:34:56,314 They can't even block one kick! 911 01:34:58,317 --> 01:34:59,943 - Are you okay? - I'm fine. 912 01:35:39,650 --> 01:35:41,651 Chun, it's Tin. 913 01:35:43,446 --> 01:35:48,032 I've kept this secret for 20 years. 914 01:35:48,159 --> 01:35:50,994 I love you. 915 01:36:37,041 --> 01:36:38,792 Are we playing too dirty? 916 01:36:38,918 --> 01:36:41,836 - I don't think so. - Really? 917 01:36:41,962 --> 01:36:43,755 Play even dirtier! 918 01:37:16,080 --> 01:37:18,289 Brothers! Go! 919 01:37:19,458 --> 01:37:20,333 What? 920 01:37:24,046 --> 01:37:26,089 Look out! 921 01:37:52,366 --> 01:37:53,658 Get it! 922 01:37:56,745 --> 01:37:57,996 I don't believe it. 923 01:38:23,731 --> 01:38:25,982 Get up! If you're injured, you forfeit! 924 01:38:27,067 --> 01:38:29,569 You're right. I'm fine. 925 01:38:34,575 --> 01:38:37,160 The game's almost over! Use the special attack! 926 01:38:37,286 --> 01:38:39,037 Special attack? 927 01:39:11,236 --> 01:39:15,782 That's it. They're out of players. We won! 928 01:39:22,039 --> 01:39:25,458 Team Shaolin, I only see seven players. 929 01:39:25,584 --> 01:39:29,295 If you don't have a substitute you'll forfeit the game. 930 01:39:29,421 --> 01:39:31,422 Those are the rules. 931 01:39:36,929 --> 01:39:38,930 Any substitutes? 932 01:39:40,265 --> 01:39:42,642 Congratulations! 933 01:39:45,270 --> 01:39:47,063 I'm here. 934 01:39:47,189 --> 01:39:49,399 I'm their substitute. 935 01:39:49,525 --> 01:39:51,526 I'm a goalie. 936 01:39:57,574 --> 01:39:59,450 Why do you look like E.T.? 937 01:40:00,452 --> 01:40:03,121 You said I should get rid of the hair in my eyes. 938 01:40:03,247 --> 01:40:04,414 What are you doing here? 939 01:40:04,540 --> 01:40:06,290 I want to help. 940 01:40:06,417 --> 01:40:08,167 How can you help? 941 01:40:08,293 --> 01:40:10,586 Phone home. You don't belong on Earth. 942 01:40:10,713 --> 01:40:12,964 I really want to help. Trust me. 943 01:40:13,090 --> 01:40:15,508 - Let me try. - No way! 944 01:40:15,634 --> 01:40:18,845 Look. You can't play in those. 945 01:40:20,973 --> 01:40:22,640 Put these on. 946 01:41:07,978 --> 01:41:09,812 The other side. 947 01:41:21,950 --> 01:41:23,117 Go! 948 01:41:23,243 --> 01:41:24,702 All right! 949 01:41:39,968 --> 01:41:41,385 Watch out! 950 01:43:49,681 --> 01:43:54,393 What happened? 951 01:43:54,519 --> 01:43:57,396 - Boss, watch out! - Don't touch me! 952 01:44:00,859 --> 01:44:06,030 Boss! 953 01:45:31,616 --> 01:45:36,120 Shaolin Team wins the championship. 954 01:45:38,332 --> 01:45:40,791 Evil Team's drug use leads to permanent suspension. 955 01:45:40,917 --> 01:45:43,252 Coach Hung sentenced to five years in jail. 956 01:46:58,870 --> 01:47:00,371 Wait. 957 01:47:00,497 --> 01:47:02,832 Stop the bus. 958 01:47:27,566 --> 01:47:30,734 Phone home. You don't belong on Earth. 959 01:47:31,611 --> 01:47:34,029 I'm talking about thousands of dollars. 960 01:47:34,156 --> 01:47:36,949 You're a bunch of losers- 961 01:47:37,075 --> 01:47:38,951 Don't laugh. 962 01:47:39,077 --> 01:47:41,203 The grand prize is a lot of money. 963 01:47:45,125 --> 01:47:46,834 I can't get it out. 964 01:47:46,960 --> 01:47:49,962 I'm a postgraduate student. 965 01:47:50,088 --> 01:47:52,006 Postgraduate student? 966 01:47:52,132 --> 01:47:53,215 Let's start over. 967 01:47:53,341 --> 01:47:56,594 I'm a postgraduate student. 968 01:47:58,221 --> 01:48:00,264 - What's wrong? - Don't touch me. 969 01:48:00,932 --> 01:48:01,974 Are you mad? 970 01:48:02,100 --> 01:48:04,602 No, I'm not mad. 971 01:48:10,775 --> 01:48:12,943 - What's wrong? - Don't touch me. 972 01:48:13,778 --> 01:48:14,945 Are you mad? 973 01:48:15,071 --> 01:48:17,072 - I'm not mad. - Then- 974 01:48:26,500 --> 01:48:28,834 I am begging you. 975 01:48:28,960 --> 01:48:31,629 Don't do this. 976 01:48:32,631 --> 01:48:34,882 You have to help me. 977 01:48:35,008 --> 01:48:37,009 Please, don't! 978 01:48:39,554 --> 01:48:41,472 It's great 979 01:48:41,598 --> 01:48:43,766 I don't know the lyrics. Sorry. 980 01:48:46,311 --> 01:48:47,978 Don't you dare! 981 01:48:54,110 --> 01:48:56,612 - They're just janitors. - They're still our- 982 01:48:58,907 --> 01:49:01,867 I heard you have amazing legs. 983 01:49:04,120 --> 01:49:04,954 Cut! 984 01:49:05,080 --> 01:49:09,875 This is a crescent wrench. It's for screwing- 985 01:49:10,001 --> 01:49:11,877 - Are you sure? - You're so sick. 986 01:49:12,003 --> 01:49:14,672 My team is greedy too. 987 01:49:14,798 --> 01:49:17,383 But we don't care about this plane ticket- 988 01:49:17,509 --> 01:49:19,218 Plane ticket? Are you going somewhere? 989 01:49:43,326 --> 01:49:46,662 Chun, it's Tin. 990 01:49:47,414 --> 01:49:51,375 I've kept this secret for 20 years. 991 01:49:51,501 --> 01:49:54,086 I love you. 992 01:49:54,212 --> 01:49:56,672 This is not Chun. This is Kung. 993 01:49:56,798 --> 01:49:58,841 Sorry, Kung. 994 01:49:58,967 --> 01:50:01,969 Please tell your wife what I just told you.