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各位鄉親父老，叔伯兄弟

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辛苦了

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自從袁大頭被護國軍破壞圖謀

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稱帝不到100天便被活活氣死之後

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他昔日爪牙便紛爭割據

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戰火連年

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不過艱難日子很快就要過去

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我們直隸鎮守使雷大牛愛兵如命

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只要各位願意在他麾下當兵

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我，鐵牛軍總參謀劉昆山

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敢向大家保證

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將來要錢有錢，要糧有糧

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-是什麼？
-什麼被扔下來了？

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是饅頭

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-不要搶…
-有東西吃了…

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是銀箔

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你看都搶瘋了

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劉昆山

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你利用旁門左道來欺騙農民

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蔡中尉，你詆毀長官
知道犯了什麼罪嗎？

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我說的句句都是真話

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他私自招兵，這麼做是違反軍法

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有本事，就在我身上施法

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上法器

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知道這是什麼嗎？

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這就是聞名中外，蜚聲正史野史

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雍正內務府「粘杆處」專利製造

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能取敵人首級於千里之外的

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血滴子

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這是血滴子

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蔡中尉

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今天我就讓你死在這傳說之中

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鐵牛軍軍紀嚴明，有賞有罰

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有沒有人願意加入？

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我願意

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我也願意

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行啊，劉管家

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不到三個月，就替我收了5000新兵

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不愧是高手

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司令

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卑職用的只是雕蟲小技

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還是靠司令的威名

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才能降服那些刁民

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招兵固然重要

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耍手段也是難免

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但是別讓我背上導人迷信的臭名

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是…

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5000新兵就是5000張嘴

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光吃飯就是一筆開銷

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我還上哪裡弄錢給他們買槍？

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司令切勿退縮

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現在人人虎視眈眈

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如果不擁兵自重的話

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早晚我們會叫別人吃掉

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平常我最不在乎錢

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現在才知道

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沒錢，寸步難行

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我們不如再想想辦法

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向外面那些商家要吧

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我的舊曆壽辰、陽曆生日

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跟我那些老婆的結婚紀念日都辦過了

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還能搞出什麼名堂？

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司令

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某省的督軍叫養豬的交豬稅

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養牛的交牛稅

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我們不如試試？

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那我養著你，是不是也要交…

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狗稅？

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昆山，講笑而已

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連農民都不放過

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我豈不成了畜生？

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是…

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報告司令，典禮即將開始

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老爺…

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很想念你

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今天的酒會何其隆重

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何其莊嚴

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待會你們別挨身挨勢的

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-知道了
-你們這群八婆

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沒大沒小的

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全都給我站到後面去

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-走啦
-老爺

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蜜糖

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今天你這身軍服

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風度翩翩之餘，玉樹臨風

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真的是氣度不凡，迷死人了

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乖…你也排到後面

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我不

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我要讓所有的人都知道我三姨太

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是最得寵的

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一…三…六…

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七太太沒來？

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她這個人就是不識大體，別管她

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司令來了，鼓掌

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他就是司令

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橘子、桃子，你們好

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杏子和瓜子沒來嗎？

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各位來賓

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我隆重宣佈

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黑鷹文化株式會社

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和雷司令合資成立的

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漢和映畫

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正式成立

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我們大大的重視這次合作

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很快我們就會派出顧問團

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協助雷司令開展他的事業

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昆山

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他對我擠眉弄眼是什麼意思？

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-他是在向你暗示，他是話中有話
-什麼？

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表面上說的是電影，其實暗示的是

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軍事援助

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有屁就放，繞什麼圈子

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這就是外交

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這是什麼玩意兒？

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放影機

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今天我為各位帶來一條短片

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讓大家感受一下

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電影是多麼的神奇

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你做主角的？

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他以前幫我「做枚」的

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後來我發現他是從南方派過來的臥底

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想揭露我們秘密招兵之事

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這是什麼意思？

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卑職是用西洋催眠術攝取他的心

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胡說

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-是真的？
-只要是你相信它就是真的

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這不是橘子跟桃子嗎？

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她們是黑鷹會的動作演員

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太好了

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電影全是假的

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千萬別當真

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千萬別認真

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我知道，這些銀票也是假的

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不，用真的更震撼

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為了效果，我增加了一點製作費

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拍電影真花錢

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好

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真是人生如戲，戲如人生

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精彩…

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-好
-好

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我還要宣佈

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本公司即將開拍一齣愛情片

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現在我需要一個女主角

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我要…我要演

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-給我
-給什麼？

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女主角

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憑什麼？

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憑我是你的女人

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說得好，就讓你做

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司令，上次你的傷還沒好

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萬一又弄傷什麼地方

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你這輩子就帶不了兵了

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-你是在咒我？
-不敢不敢

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司令，你還是拿著吧

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行了，真囉嗦

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七太太，我是牛牛

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半個月沒有見你

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想你啊

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上次我使出那招「鳳凰展翅」

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不但沒討著便宜

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還把腳筋扭傷了

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這次我使出的「十字戰拳」

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四方八面，滴水不漏

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今天晚上你啊…

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劫數難逃

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我來也

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你好狠

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想謀殺親夫？

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我什麼時候跟你拜堂了？

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拜堂不重要

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我愛你就夠了，七太太

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我特別討厭這個稱呼

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好，你不喜歡排最後？

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我就馬上要她們解散

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讓你當老大

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你的貓樣很討厭

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我明明是大牛，怎會像貓？

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柳蔭呀

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我心裡面有一團火

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好像在提醒我

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該生個小寶寶了

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那你就稍為幫個忙吧？

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很痛

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接住

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好香

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阿蔭，我來是有事要問你

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自由戀愛該是怎麼談？

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你一招王老虎搶親就夠了，談什麼？

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你別聽人胡說

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我那個大婆是指腹為婚

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二三四五六都是自己送上門來的

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送上門你就要？

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盛情難卻，不要沒家教

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何時放我走？

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我要去找我爹

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我看還是算了

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你們一家團聚，肯定遠走高飛

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那到時候，我上哪裡去找你？

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臭軍閥

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阿蔭，你就安心留在這裡

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如果悶呢

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我就陪你去「天橋」看看戲法

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要不，就跟我談談戀愛

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繼續培養培養感情

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你如果找不到我阿爹

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以後都不要再來了

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外父大人

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你一出現我就可以跟她成親

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你到底在哪裡？

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柳萬遙

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庚子年太后做壽

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你在御前表演七聖法，震撼了朝廷

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親王命你施法以助平亂

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豈知你違命不從

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你以為你隱姓埋名

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就能逃得了我的五指山嗎？

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我們不能再等了，秘笈在哪裡？

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-不知道
-不知道你會變得出來

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知道也不會說

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你知道我會用什麼刑法嗎？

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挑大筋、斬膝蓋

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燒手指、割舌頭

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閹命根

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妖孽，你道行太淺了，動不了我

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嘴真硬

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我就用鑽齒法來對付你

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萬物儘是幻象儘是夢

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夢醒了就好了

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夢醒了就沒事了

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自我催眠？

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我陪你玩一回

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爹

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我是你的女兒柳蔭呀

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有人用針紮我

237
00:15:53,833 --> 00:15:56,791
用火燒我，用刀割我

238
00:15:57,833 --> 00:15:59,708
我很痛

239
00:16:00,416 --> 00:16:02,291
快救救我吧

240
00:16:03,833 --> 00:16:05,333
對不起，女兒

241
00:16:06,500 --> 00:16:07,875
爹救不了你

242
00:16:09,208 --> 00:16:10,833
秘笈在哪裡？

243
00:16:20,750 --> 00:16:21,833
別逼我殺你

244
00:16:21,916 --> 00:16:23,583
別逼我，我會殺了你

245
00:16:23,666 --> 00:16:25,916
沒拿到七聖法，你絕對不敢

246
00:16:30,291 --> 00:16:32,375
慢打我的牛骨滿街轉

247
00:16:32,458 --> 00:16:34,333
人來人往的有點亂

248
00:16:34,416 --> 00:16:36,250
大軍閥，打內戰

249
00:16:36,333 --> 00:16:38,208
法幣變成了金元券

250
00:16:38,708 --> 00:16:40,625
我上街買了二斤麵

251
00:16:41,041 --> 00:16:43,083
這票子用了八斤半

252
00:16:43,166 --> 00:16:44,166
爺爺

253
00:16:44,250 --> 00:16:46,250
這些事，我們管不了

254
00:16:46,333 --> 00:16:48,208
還唱我們的數來寶

255
00:16:48,291 --> 00:16:50,125
為了糊口來賣藝

256
00:16:50,500 --> 00:16:52,791
這天橋是塊雜巴地

257
00:16:52,875 --> 00:16:54,958
你看一看，走一走

258
00:16:55,083 --> 00:16:58,083
說、唱、變、練，全都有

259
00:16:58,166 --> 00:16:59,875
賽活驢、拉洋片

260
00:16:59,958 --> 00:17:01,833
練刀練槍耍中幡

261
00:17:01,916 --> 00:17:03,708
變戲法，真離奇

262
00:17:03,791 --> 00:17:05,583
男女老少入了迷

263
00:17:05,666 --> 00:17:07,583
有手彩兒，有機關

264
00:17:07,666 --> 00:17:09,416
藝林高手賽神仙

265
00:17:09,500 --> 00:17:13,875
變魚缸、變火盆，能人的背後有能人

266
00:17:13,958 --> 00:17:15,833
八仙過海顯奇能

267
00:17:15,916 --> 00:17:18,708
說不定誰輸與誰贏

268
00:17:20,541 --> 00:17:22,416
哥，你別愁啦

269
00:17:22,500 --> 00:17:24,208
天橋藏龍臥虎

270
00:17:24,291 --> 00:17:25,583
只要請到一個

271
00:17:25,666 --> 00:17:28,125
我們的生意就肯定能好起來

272
00:17:28,208 --> 00:17:29,583
你說得容易

273
00:17:29,666 --> 00:17:31,833
現在全部人都去旺風樓

274
00:17:31,916 --> 00:17:33,833
我看，不出半個月

275
00:17:33,916 --> 00:17:35,166
我們一定執笠

276
00:17:39,083 --> 00:17:40,208
各位鄉親父老

277
00:17:40,291 --> 00:17:41,208
叔伯兄弟

278
00:17:41,291 --> 00:17:43,458
過來這邊看看

279
00:17:44,083 --> 00:17:47,458
誰能原樣重現「八仙取果」這套戲法

280
00:17:47,541 --> 00:17:49,333
我們就獎他大洋五十枚

281
00:17:50,833 --> 00:17:53,791
現在就有請我的老闆，陳國大師

282
00:17:53,875 --> 00:17:56,250
-為大家親自表演，鼓掌
-多謝

283
00:17:56,333 --> 00:17:59,166
-多謝
-好…

284
00:18:18,291 --> 00:18:20,708
好…

285
00:18:25,916 --> 00:18:27,375
各位…盯住了

286
00:18:32,166 --> 00:18:34,750
看出他的手法了，我去把錢賺來

287
00:18:34,833 --> 00:18:37,166
就你那點兒本事？別去

288
00:18:37,250 --> 00:18:39,666
哪位來試試…

289
00:18:39,750 --> 00:18:41,583
別害怕，來試試

290
00:18:41,666 --> 00:18:42,958
我可以試試嗎？

291
00:18:43,583 --> 00:18:44,958
歡迎…

292
00:18:45,083 --> 00:18:47,833
讓小弟見識一下兄台的手法，來

293
00:18:56,208 --> 00:18:57,541
-幸會
-幸會

294
00:18:57,625 --> 00:18:58,791
請

295
00:19:09,583 --> 00:19:12,625
碗裡有水…有水

296
00:19:19,958 --> 00:19:21,458
這鴿子也太調皮了

297
00:19:22,125 --> 00:19:23,583
鴿子屎

298
00:19:24,083 --> 00:19:25,500
這樣也中招，真倒霉

299
00:19:25,583 --> 00:19:28,541
人家破了你的把戲，還不趕緊給錢？

300
00:19:28,625 --> 00:19:30,166
-給錢，給錢啊
-等等

301
00:19:31,833 --> 00:19:33,500
你們講講理好嗎？

302
00:19:33,583 --> 00:19:35,583
合桃還沒有變出來，對吧？

303
00:19:35,666 --> 00:19:36,583
對…

304
00:19:37,166 --> 00:19:39,583
把合桃變回來

305
00:19:39,666 --> 00:19:41,375
讓他心服口服

306
00:19:42,458 --> 00:19:43,541
對不對？

307
00:19:43,625 --> 00:19:44,958
各位別急

308
00:19:45,041 --> 00:19:47,541
合桃…在陳老闆的身上

309
00:19:57,333 --> 00:19:59,333
佩服，佩服

310
00:19:59,416 --> 00:20:01,666
給錢…給錢

311
00:20:01,750 --> 00:20:03,416
好…

312
00:20:08,333 --> 00:20:09,958
請點收

313
00:20:10,041 --> 00:20:12,041
冒犯了，賞金我看就不必了

314
00:20:12,125 --> 00:20:13,291
那怎麼好意思呢？

315
00:20:14,625 --> 00:20:15,958
請問貴姓大名？

316
00:20:16,041 --> 00:20:17,208
師承何處？

317
00:20:18,875 --> 00:20:20,541
在下張賢

318
00:20:20,625 --> 00:20:22,625
-自學玩玩
-好

319
00:20:33,958 --> 00:20:34,791
車

320
00:20:37,875 --> 00:20:39,250
哥，不能讓他走

321
00:20:39,666 --> 00:20:41,416
對，找他來救我們的生意

322
00:20:42,250 --> 00:20:44,583
老闆，不如把他請過來？

323
00:20:46,208 --> 00:20:47,333
張先生留步

324
00:20:47,416 --> 00:20:48,875
-在下有事相求…
-張先生

325
00:20:52,125 --> 00:20:53,083
張先生

326
00:20:53,875 --> 00:20:54,875
-張先生
-張大師

327
00:20:57,750 --> 00:20:59,875
有鬼啊，有鬼

328
00:20:59,958 --> 00:21:00,958
有鬼

329
00:21:21,625 --> 00:21:24,333
你這小子，那泡屎拉的可真準

330
00:21:24,791 --> 00:21:27,833
這下，天橋的人肯定把張賢當妖怪了

331
00:21:33,291 --> 00:21:34,333
人呢？

332
00:21:37,291 --> 00:21:39,833
椅墊上再開幾個透氣口

333
00:21:39,916 --> 00:21:41,416
差點沒把我給憋死

334
00:21:41,500 --> 00:21:42,958
好的，馬上就改良

335
00:21:43,791 --> 00:21:46,000
-剛出籠的包子，大家吃
-多謝

336
00:21:47,541 --> 00:21:48,666
李易

337
00:21:48,750 --> 00:21:51,416
剛才那兩兄妹是悅客茶樓的老闆？

338
00:21:51,500 --> 00:21:52,541
是

339
00:21:53,416 --> 00:21:54,541
看起來蠻老實的

340
00:21:58,125 --> 00:22:02,416
天書兵法他樣樣通

341
00:22:02,500 --> 00:22:06,541
諸葛孔明他有才能

342
00:22:06,625 --> 00:22:10,250
用兵如神有妙算

343
00:22:11,416 --> 00:22:13,791
各位太太好

344
00:22:13,875 --> 00:22:15,666
劉管家吉祥

345
00:22:17,000 --> 00:22:19,416
怎麼七太太沒來呀？

346
00:22:19,500 --> 00:22:22,333
你這裡的表演，那衰妹早就看厭了

347
00:22:22,416 --> 00:22:23,458
陳國呀

348
00:22:24,166 --> 00:22:27,750
-找到新鮮點的戲碼了嗎？
-還在找

349
00:22:27,833 --> 00:22:30,458
找到再請各位太太來看

350
00:22:32,666 --> 00:22:34,291
七太太沒什麼嗜好

351
00:22:35,125 --> 00:22:37,625
唯一喜歡的就是看看戲法

352
00:22:38,583 --> 00:22:41,833
司令如果怪罪下來，你我都擔當不起

353
00:22:41,916 --> 00:22:44,875
-老爺就知道疼那小妖精
-你說得對

354
00:22:44,958 --> 00:22:47,250
老爺就是太偏心了，你們說是不是？

355
00:22:47,333 --> 00:22:48,541
可不是嗎？

356
00:22:48,625 --> 00:22:49,791
好啦，好啦

357
00:22:50,541 --> 00:22:53,500
當著外人的面，就都少說兩句吧

358
00:22:59,166 --> 00:23:00,125
找到那高人嗎？

359
00:23:00,625 --> 00:23:02,625
我已經派人去了湖南

360
00:23:02,708 --> 00:23:05,666
結果發現那人只是招搖撞騙的騙子

361
00:23:06,583 --> 00:23:08,958
看來這七聖法只是詐術

362
00:23:09,083 --> 00:23:10,208
不可信

363
00:23:10,291 --> 00:23:13,083
七聖法自南宋就有記載，錯不了

364
00:23:13,166 --> 00:23:14,500
是…

365
00:23:19,458 --> 00:23:20,500
這是酬勞

366
00:23:23,625 --> 00:23:24,958
收下它吧

367
00:23:25,666 --> 00:23:27,500
劉管家是要告訴你

368
00:23:27,583 --> 00:23:29,375
再不把事情辦好

369
00:23:29,458 --> 00:23:31,250
你就要跟它配對了

370
00:23:32,666 --> 00:23:34,250
這是從墓裡掘出來的

371
00:23:37,375 --> 00:23:38,791
各位老夥計

372
00:23:38,875 --> 00:23:40,708
如果我真的有辦法

373
00:23:41,625 --> 00:23:43,166
就不用賣了店舖

374
00:23:45,708 --> 00:23:47,208
後會有期

375
00:23:47,291 --> 00:23:48,958
走吧…

376
00:23:49,041 --> 00:23:50,666
各位保重

377
00:23:53,666 --> 00:23:56,791
哥，那天如果能把張賢請來

378
00:23:56,875 --> 00:23:58,583
我們也不至於這麼收場

379
00:24:00,750 --> 00:24:02,541
真是天亡我也呀

380
00:24:04,041 --> 00:24:05,166
李掌櫃

381
00:24:06,833 --> 00:24:08,250
張先生

382
00:24:09,041 --> 00:24:10,041
你怎麼來了？

383
00:24:14,000 --> 00:24:16,125
我想買下這裡一半的股權

384
00:24:16,208 --> 00:24:17,458
讓你們繼續經營

385
00:24:17,541 --> 00:24:18,541
你們有何看法？

386
00:24:23,083 --> 00:24:25,250
我哥一遇上大事就說不出話

387
00:24:25,333 --> 00:24:27,500
他的意思是張先生肯入股

388
00:24:27,583 --> 00:24:29,125
他是高興都來不及

389
00:24:30,666 --> 00:24:31,916
可惜你來晚了

390
00:24:32,000 --> 00:24:34,500
他已經把店舖賣給旺風樓的陳國

391
00:24:34,583 --> 00:24:36,666
還收了人家訂金

392
00:24:36,750 --> 00:24:37,666
把錢還給他

393
00:24:39,208 --> 00:24:40,250
你看這夠不夠？

394
00:24:42,833 --> 00:24:44,500
夠了…

395
00:24:44,583 --> 00:24:46,291
-我去把夥計叫回來
-不用了

396
00:24:47,125 --> 00:24:47,958
我有人

397
00:24:48,333 --> 00:24:49,250
上

398
00:25:10,500 --> 00:25:12,166
按合同條款

399
00:25:12,583 --> 00:25:14,500
三倍訂金奉還

400
00:25:15,250 --> 00:25:17,458
你不是說做不下去了嗎？

401
00:25:17,541 --> 00:25:21,208
留洋回來的張賢，加盟悅客茶樓啦

402
00:25:21,291 --> 00:25:24,041
大魔術師加盟悅客茶樓了

403
00:25:24,125 --> 00:25:25,625
大魔術師？

404
00:25:35,833 --> 00:25:36,791
都到了

405
00:25:42,333 --> 00:25:43,291
你們有事想問？

406
00:25:43,916 --> 00:25:45,958
你到底是做什麼的？

407
00:25:47,333 --> 00:25:49,916
背後一定有些不可告人的祕密吧？

408
00:25:50,750 --> 00:25:52,708
你別問，你別說

409
00:25:52,791 --> 00:25:53,958
我不聽

410
00:25:54,041 --> 00:25:55,625
只要能保住家業的話

411
00:25:56,500 --> 00:25:58,583
我什麼都可以不知道

412
00:25:58,666 --> 00:25:59,875
的確

413
00:25:59,958 --> 00:26:02,333
有些事，還是不知為好

414
00:26:06,625 --> 00:26:09,458
你們說河東老張想對我們出手

415
00:26:09,541 --> 00:26:11,750
我倒覺得要當心山北老李

416
00:26:13,375 --> 00:26:15,125
老李兵多將廣

417
00:26:15,208 --> 00:26:17,000
跟我們的地頭又近

418
00:26:17,083 --> 00:26:20,041
萬一來個偷襲，我們可慘了

419
00:26:20,125 --> 00:26:21,250
老李如果敢動

420
00:26:21,958 --> 00:26:24,166
我就派精兵3000上前線

421
00:26:25,291 --> 00:26:26,333
跟他拚了

422
00:26:26,416 --> 00:26:28,500
我出8000，全部配備毛瑟

423
00:26:28,583 --> 00:26:29,750
跟他正面拼了

424
00:26:29,833 --> 00:26:31,375
黑仔，你那些毛瑟

425
00:26:31,458 --> 00:26:33,208
跟頭蝨一樣沒用

426
00:26:33,291 --> 00:26:36,375
我出兵10000加200支維克斯重機槍

427
00:26:36,458 --> 00:26:38,000
他死定了

428
00:26:38,708 --> 00:26:41,541
傻，維克斯又重又笨

429
00:26:41,625 --> 00:26:43,000
我告訴大家

430
00:26:43,083 --> 00:26:45,583
我買了500支馬克沁輕機槍

431
00:26:45,666 --> 00:26:48,541
打起來的時候，砰…

432
00:26:48,625 --> 00:26:50,125
那才過癮

433
00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:53,375
肥仔，你把兵放在我的地盤上

434
00:26:53,458 --> 00:26:54,291
撤出去

435
00:26:54,375 --> 00:26:56,833
這個地方本來就是我的

436
00:26:56,916 --> 00:26:58,500
你想搶我的地盤嗎？

437
00:26:58,583 --> 00:27:00,708
你這個雜牌軍有什麼了不起？

438
00:27:00,791 --> 00:27:03,083
誰不知道你以前是賣私鹽的

439
00:27:03,166 --> 00:27:05,416
賣鹽的，再不撤兵的話

440
00:27:05,500 --> 00:27:06,875
我就跟你死過

441
00:27:06,958 --> 00:27:09,708
那本來就是老爺的地頭，你就撤了吧

442
00:27:09,791 --> 00:27:12,958
對呀，為了幾畝地你得罪老爺

443
00:27:13,083 --> 00:27:14,500
你還算是人嗎？

444
00:27:14,583 --> 00:27:17,500
呸…該死的，你不是站在我那邊的嗎

445
00:27:17,583 --> 00:27:19,166
你不要衝著我吼吼叫叫呀

446
00:27:19,250 --> 00:27:20,500
我的槍口會拐彎的

447
00:27:20,583 --> 00:27:22,708
我再問你一次，撤不撤兵？

448
00:27:22,791 --> 00:27:24,666
我不撤兵，你能怎麼樣？

449
00:27:25,583 --> 00:27:26,458
他不撤？

450
00:27:27,166 --> 00:27:29,208
你不撤…我就挖你眼睛

451
00:27:29,291 --> 00:27:31,750
別打，你們在做什麼？

452
00:27:32,958 --> 00:27:33,958
打

453
00:27:34,708 --> 00:27:35,625
打

454
00:27:35,708 --> 00:27:36,750
你們通通死光光

455
00:27:36,833 --> 00:27:39,000
我就可以接收你們的地盤

456
00:27:39,083 --> 00:27:42,166
那可真是撿了個大便宜

457
00:27:42,250 --> 00:27:43,541
這是心裡話嗎？

458
00:27:43,625 --> 00:27:46,250
我雷大牛會乘人之危嗎？

459
00:27:46,333 --> 00:27:48,208
我真的要拿你們的地盤

460
00:27:48,291 --> 00:27:51,041
也會明刀明槍跟你們硬碰硬

461
00:27:51,125 --> 00:27:52,583
絕不會偷偷摸摸

462
00:27:53,666 --> 00:27:56,541
地盤的問題可以好好地談

463
00:27:56,625 --> 00:27:58,166
只要劃清地界

464
00:27:58,250 --> 00:28:00,125
怎麼會鬧糾紛呢？

465
00:28:00,208 --> 00:28:04,958
再說，外人眼裡我們只是一幫雜牌軍

466
00:28:05,041 --> 00:28:07,166
如果我們不團結

467
00:28:07,250 --> 00:28:09,333
那還能跟他們鬥嗎？

468
00:28:09,958 --> 00:28:11,750
牛哥說得有道理

469
00:28:11,833 --> 00:28:13,875
各位，請看

470
00:28:17,750 --> 00:28:19,291
我有坦克

471
00:28:19,375 --> 00:28:22,583
誰敢犯我，老子就轟他一個稀巴爛

472
00:28:22,666 --> 00:28:25,416
日本人的新武器都在你手上

473
00:28:25,500 --> 00:28:27,250
我們拿什麼跟人打呀？

474
00:28:27,333 --> 00:28:28,666
好

475
00:28:28,750 --> 00:28:30,541
你們把清單開出來

476
00:28:31,333 --> 00:28:34,333
能給的，我都給

477
00:28:34,916 --> 00:28:39,333
真是的，牛哥這樣是割肉還兄弟

478
00:28:39,416 --> 00:28:40,416
你看

479
00:28:40,500 --> 00:28:43,083
這樣的人才配當我們的大哥呀

480
00:28:43,166 --> 00:28:44,541
是，大哥

481
00:28:44,625 --> 00:28:45,875
好

482
00:28:48,041 --> 00:28:53,208
御手洗先生，你真的要送他坦克？

483
00:28:54,916 --> 00:28:56,250
是的

484
00:28:56,333 --> 00:28:59,041
這個雷大牛傻傻的

485
00:28:59,125 --> 00:29:01,291
為什麼要支持他？

486
00:29:01,375 --> 00:29:04,875
就是因為他夠傻…傻才聽話

487
00:29:04,958 --> 00:29:08,833
東北的大帥太精明，不受控制

488
00:29:08,916 --> 00:29:10,750
所以我們要把注碼分開

489
00:29:10,833 --> 00:29:12,416
但是…

490
00:29:12,500 --> 00:29:15,416
別擔心，我已經在他身邊放了人

491
00:29:18,166 --> 00:29:20,583
原來如此…

492
00:30:07,833 --> 00:30:09,958
一、二、三

493
00:30:13,125 --> 00:30:14,791
各位街坊朋友

494
00:30:14,875 --> 00:30:16,791
本店重新開張

495
00:30:16,875 --> 00:30:19,000
今天免費酬賓

496
00:30:19,083 --> 00:30:22,416
-快排隊拿票
-慢慢來，不用急

497
00:30:23,166 --> 00:30:24,166
讓開…

498
00:30:25,750 --> 00:30:26,750
停吧

499
00:30:26,833 --> 00:30:28,083
老闆，到了

500
00:30:29,166 --> 00:30:31,083
裡邊請，你的票

501
00:30:31,750 --> 00:30:33,708
怎麼了？不是說不用錢嗎？

502
00:30:33,791 --> 00:30:36,166
-不用錢，但是要票
-麻煩借過…

503
00:30:37,708 --> 00:30:38,833
給他兩個大洋

504
00:30:38,916 --> 00:30:39,875
不，一個夠了

505
00:30:41,583 --> 00:30:43,375
-可以了嗎？
-請

506
00:30:50,250 --> 00:30:52,875
這就是洋鬼子的哈哈鏡

507
00:30:56,166 --> 00:30:57,541
我也得買塊

508
00:30:58,500 --> 00:30:59,666
各位

509
00:30:59,750 --> 00:31:02,333
在旺風樓擊敗陳國

510
00:31:02,416 --> 00:31:04,500
一鳴驚人的張賢大師

511
00:31:04,583 --> 00:31:05,791
即將登場

512
00:31:05,875 --> 00:31:08,750
好…

513
00:32:28,625 --> 00:32:29,916
當我們是小孩嗎？

514
00:32:31,916 --> 00:32:34,333
全都是從西洋馬戲團…

515
00:32:34,416 --> 00:32:36,333
抄來的雕蟲小技

516
00:32:37,833 --> 00:32:39,375
還可以騙騙小孩

517
00:32:40,125 --> 00:32:41,958
走吧…

518
00:32:42,041 --> 00:32:43,833
陳老闆，請留步

519
00:32:44,416 --> 00:32:45,875
怎麼了？張大師

520
00:32:57,041 --> 00:32:58,041
火…

521
00:32:58,666 --> 00:32:59,666
火…

522
00:33:00,375 --> 00:33:02,208
是上天賜給我們的禮物

523
00:33:03,541 --> 00:33:05,041
它可以烹調食物

524
00:33:06,416 --> 00:33:08,041
使人類不再茹毛飲血

525
00:33:09,666 --> 00:33:11,958
也可以提煉各種不同的金屬

526
00:33:12,083 --> 00:33:13,208
供我們使用

527
00:33:17,708 --> 00:33:19,375
自從第一把火的出現

528
00:33:21,291 --> 00:33:22,416
我們的命運

529
00:33:23,541 --> 00:33:24,666
因此而改變

530
00:33:26,583 --> 00:33:27,625
文明…

531
00:33:28,583 --> 00:33:29,458
也就開始了

532
00:33:35,416 --> 00:33:38,416
難道這就是傳說中的冷火？

533
00:33:39,000 --> 00:33:40,375
火可以使人溫暖

534
00:33:41,458 --> 00:33:42,791
也可以令人生畏

535
00:33:44,083 --> 00:33:45,958
各位知不知道

536
00:33:46,041 --> 00:33:48,500
當它落在魔術師手上的時候

537
00:33:48,583 --> 00:33:49,666
又會變成怎樣？

538
00:34:08,833 --> 00:34:10,500
我可以用火來製造豔麗

539
00:34:14,500 --> 00:34:16,875
也可以用它來展示我憤怒的心情

540
00:34:34,291 --> 00:34:37,458
好…

541
00:34:51,958 --> 00:34:52,875
德俊

542
00:35:00,958 --> 00:35:01,958
這裡要改良一下

543
00:35:03,333 --> 00:35:06,000
收起來，雷大牛的副官帶人來了

544
00:35:06,791 --> 00:35:07,958
大魚快要上釣

545
00:35:10,333 --> 00:35:11,375
張先生

546
00:35:16,833 --> 00:35:19,416
你覺得我這兩天的表現還行嗎？

547
00:35:19,500 --> 00:35:20,375
還不錯

548
00:35:21,041 --> 00:35:23,166
那我可以正式成為你的助手了？

549
00:35:23,250 --> 00:35:24,208
當然可以

550
00:35:25,750 --> 00:35:26,750
太好了

551
00:35:27,625 --> 00:35:28,875
我們去散散步吧

552
00:35:28,958 --> 00:35:30,041
好

553
00:35:31,458 --> 00:35:33,958
這幾天的票都賣光了，有得忙了

554
00:35:34,041 --> 00:35:35,583
今天早點回去休息

555
00:35:35,666 --> 00:35:37,541
明天才有精神表演

556
00:35:42,791 --> 00:35:44,125
司令要來看戲法

557
00:35:44,583 --> 00:35:47,083
明天一早就把旁邊所有的路給封了

558
00:35:47,166 --> 00:35:48,208
是

559
00:35:48,291 --> 00:35:49,291
東西交給你了

560
00:35:49,375 --> 00:35:51,375
已經試過了，沒問題…

561
00:35:51,458 --> 00:35:53,500
-開始排練
-來吧

562
00:35:54,416 --> 00:35:55,625
借過一下，別擋路

563
00:35:59,583 --> 00:36:01,333
-那是什麼？
-雷大牛呀

564
00:36:01,416 --> 00:36:03,791
假人會反抗嗎？換真人

565
00:36:04,625 --> 00:36:06,000
好…換誰？

566
00:36:06,083 --> 00:36:07,041
就你吧

567
00:36:11,250 --> 00:36:12,333
好

568
00:36:16,625 --> 00:36:17,583
來吧

569
00:36:21,041 --> 00:36:22,458
煙霧只能維持一分鐘

570
00:36:23,750 --> 00:36:26,916
一分鐘後，侍衛就會發現雷大牛失蹤

571
00:36:28,291 --> 00:36:29,166
走

572
00:37:00,541 --> 00:37:02,750
你們不會對雷大牛那麼客氣吧？

573
00:37:04,625 --> 00:37:05,625
你來真的…

574
00:37:08,666 --> 00:37:10,000
-走…
-快走

575
00:37:23,000 --> 00:37:24,416
一、二、三

576
00:37:26,208 --> 00:37:27,166
走

577
00:37:37,791 --> 00:37:39,166
一、二、三

578
00:37:47,500 --> 00:37:48,333
用了多久？

579
00:37:48,416 --> 00:37:49,625
超過兩分鐘

580
00:37:49,708 --> 00:37:51,500
其實也沒慢多久

581
00:37:51,583 --> 00:37:54,000
綁架雷大牛，行動一定不能出錯

582
00:37:54,083 --> 00:37:55,750
一個人被抓，全體都有危險

583
00:37:55,833 --> 00:37:56,875
繼續練吧

584
00:37:57,416 --> 00:37:58,333
哥啊

585
00:37:58,416 --> 00:37:59,916
你鬼鬼祟祟做什麼？

586
00:38:01,208 --> 00:38:02,375
快…走…

587
00:38:03,208 --> 00:38:04,125
別跑

588
00:38:04,750 --> 00:38:07,041
-站住，別動
-別跑

589
00:38:08,791 --> 00:38:10,583
-別動…
-別跑

590
00:38:13,125 --> 00:38:14,208
各位…

591
00:38:14,291 --> 00:38:16,166
你們是在練新的戲法吧

592
00:38:16,250 --> 00:38:17,666
該把真相告訴你們了

593
00:38:17,750 --> 00:38:19,541
別說…快把耳朵堵上

594
00:38:20,875 --> 00:38:22,708
放心，他們沒威脅

595
00:38:22,791 --> 00:38:24,041
對…

596
00:38:24,125 --> 00:38:26,458
他什麼也沒說，我們什麼也沒聽

597
00:38:26,541 --> 00:38:29,291
所以，你們就當什麼也沒發生好吧

598
00:38:29,375 --> 00:38:30,916
但是你們什麼都看到了

599
00:38:33,291 --> 00:38:34,166
抓起來

600
00:38:34,250 --> 00:38:35,291
攔著

601
00:38:35,375 --> 00:38:37,583
-停手…
-做什麼…

602
00:38:37,666 --> 00:38:38,833
你想怎樣？

603
00:38:38,916 --> 00:38:41,291
知不知事情可大可小
關乎我們生死？

604
00:38:41,375 --> 00:38:42,375
你只顧自己

605
00:38:42,958 --> 00:38:45,625
跟草菅人命的軍閥，又有什麼分別？

606
00:38:45,708 --> 00:38:47,375
我們是以大局為重

607
00:38:47,458 --> 00:38:48,750
什麼是大局？

608
00:38:48,833 --> 00:38:49,958
人命就是大局

609
00:38:51,208 --> 00:38:53,541
如果你敢傷害他們，我馬上退出

610
00:38:55,041 --> 00:38:56,291
如果出了什麼事

611
00:38:57,375 --> 00:38:58,625
我要你負全責

612
00:39:07,125 --> 00:39:08,625
其實

613
00:39:08,708 --> 00:39:12,000
我早就想加入那…什麼什麼

614
00:39:12,083 --> 00:39:14,208
打倒那…什麼什麼了

615
00:39:14,291 --> 00:39:15,625
你們放心

616
00:39:15,708 --> 00:39:17,625
我哥沒膽說出你們做了什麼的

617
00:39:17,708 --> 00:39:19,541
你…

618
00:39:21,625 --> 00:39:24,166
讓開…

619
00:39:36,458 --> 00:39:38,500
我們是來看戲，還是上刑場？

620
00:39:39,041 --> 00:39:40,541
第一個就槍斃你

621
00:39:41,458 --> 00:39:43,208
你們有什麼好高興的？

622
00:39:43,291 --> 00:39:46,333
我們今天只是被晾在一邊的閒角

623
00:39:48,458 --> 00:39:51,041
人家是萬千寵愛在一身

624
00:39:51,125 --> 00:39:53,875
我們不自得其樂，又能怎麼樣呢？

625
00:39:53,958 --> 00:39:56,000
對呀…你又能怎麼樣？

626
00:39:56,083 --> 00:39:57,916
我要跟她鬥

627
00:39:58,666 --> 00:40:01,125
一個變戲法玩雜耍的臭丫頭
有什麼了不起

628
00:40:20,833 --> 00:40:23,333
喂，你們做什麼？

629
00:40:24,791 --> 00:40:26,458
是樂隊

630
00:40:28,291 --> 00:40:29,541
怎麼了？

631
00:40:29,625 --> 00:40:30,666
怎麼了？

632
00:40:31,791 --> 00:40:33,125
夫人，你沒事吧？

633
00:40:36,083 --> 00:40:39,625
牛牛…扶我一下

634
00:40:39,708 --> 00:40:41,750
腳像龍船那麼大，穿什麼高跟鞋？

635
00:40:42,583 --> 00:40:43,708
快起來

636
00:40:43,791 --> 00:40:46,916
借過…

637
00:40:55,291 --> 00:40:56,583
我們走吧

638
00:40:56,666 --> 00:40:59,583
司令，總統府召你去開軍事會議

639
00:40:59,666 --> 00:41:01,083
今天不開會

640
00:41:01,166 --> 00:41:03,500
總統位高權重

641
00:41:03,583 --> 00:41:05,041
我們得罪不起呀

642
00:41:05,125 --> 00:41:07,166
收聲，坐

643
00:41:07,250 --> 00:41:08,875
國家大事怎麼可以不管？

644
00:41:08,958 --> 00:41:11,291
你如果不去開會，我也不看了

645
00:41:11,375 --> 00:41:13,333
那我就看不到你笑

646
00:41:13,416 --> 00:41:15,500
-我回去了
-好…

647
00:41:15,583 --> 00:41:17,083
那你就笑一個

648
00:41:23,250 --> 00:41:24,583
太好看了

649
00:41:26,958 --> 00:41:27,875
去開會吧

650
00:41:30,958 --> 00:41:33,250
表演快要開始，不如就座吧

651
00:41:33,333 --> 00:41:34,583
好的

652
00:41:34,666 --> 00:41:36,625
-快點起來吧
-找人扶起三太太

653
00:41:40,708 --> 00:41:41,750
換節目

654
00:43:27,541 --> 00:43:29,875
那女子和書生本來好好的

655
00:43:30,541 --> 00:43:32,083
到底是怎麼一回事？

656
00:43:36,416 --> 00:43:38,291
書生應是女子的愛人

657
00:43:40,041 --> 00:43:41,833
老人應是女子的父親

658
00:43:43,041 --> 00:43:44,375
拿槍的則是一個惡霸

659
00:43:45,333 --> 00:43:46,833
他趁書生出門學藝

660
00:43:46,916 --> 00:43:48,458
把女子據為己有

661
00:43:50,125 --> 00:43:51,375
父親也下落不明

662
00:43:54,333 --> 00:43:56,291
女子只能抱憾終生

663
00:43:58,750 --> 00:44:00,333
他們真的很可憐

664
00:44:15,541 --> 00:44:17,875
真厲害

665
00:44:32,166 --> 00:44:33,791
-快來看呀
-她…她流眼淚了

666
00:44:33,875 --> 00:44:35,083
讓我看看，哪裡了？

667
00:44:36,125 --> 00:44:37,958
真的是眼淚呀

668
00:44:38,041 --> 00:44:41,000
她一直都沒忘記心上人，所以哭了

669
00:44:42,375 --> 00:44:44,791
這位太太，可以借你的絲巾一用嗎？

670
00:44:51,875 --> 00:44:54,041
你好像沒有被感動

671
00:44:54,125 --> 00:44:57,708
難道，你不希望他們破鏡重圓嗎？

672
00:44:57,791 --> 00:44:59,708
他們可以破鏡重圓嗎？

673
00:44:59,791 --> 00:45:01,000
魔術…

674
00:45:01,083 --> 00:45:02,500
就是要製造奇跡

675
00:45:03,583 --> 00:45:04,875
我也希望出現奇跡

676
00:45:06,125 --> 00:45:08,500
但是等太久了，就會有懷疑

677
00:45:10,875 --> 00:45:12,083
只要信念堅定

678
00:45:13,416 --> 00:45:14,500
夢想…

679
00:45:15,458 --> 00:45:16,583
就一定會成真

680
00:45:26,583 --> 00:45:27,833
笑了

681
00:45:39,375 --> 00:45:41,000
大團圓了…

682
00:45:41,083 --> 00:45:43,416
真的太神奇了

683
00:45:43,500 --> 00:45:44,625
太好了

684
00:46:12,333 --> 00:46:13,166
回府裡

685
00:46:19,333 --> 00:46:21,000
讓開…

686
00:46:28,583 --> 00:46:31,041
上個月，剛擺完壽宴

687
00:46:31,125 --> 00:46:32,958
怎麼又過生日了？

688
00:46:33,958 --> 00:46:36,125
今天是他們家的狗過生日

689
00:46:36,208 --> 00:46:37,416
你是說劉管家？

690
00:46:38,250 --> 00:46:40,833
你想死嗎？就是找個名目

691
00:46:40,916 --> 00:46:42,291
再敲我們一筆

692
00:46:47,083 --> 00:46:49,666
-司令，恭喜恭喜
-恭喜恭喜

693
00:46:50,666 --> 00:46:53,083
太太，一點小意思不成敬意

694
00:46:54,458 --> 00:46:55,541
司令大人

695
00:46:55,625 --> 00:46:57,666
-這是什麼東西？
-老虎狗

696
00:46:57,750 --> 00:47:00,041
老虎跟狗配出來的

697
00:47:01,208 --> 00:47:02,083
-珍品呀
-是

698
00:47:05,291 --> 00:47:07,291
牛牛，跳舞啦

699
00:47:08,958 --> 00:47:09,958
開始跳舞了

700
00:47:10,041 --> 00:47:11,250
有請

701
00:47:11,791 --> 00:47:13,166
老爺

702
00:47:13,750 --> 00:47:15,166
我會踩到你的

703
00:47:15,250 --> 00:47:16,500
踩吧

704
00:47:22,958 --> 00:47:24,416
跳得真好

705
00:47:29,791 --> 00:47:31,416
是的，我也想學

706
00:47:40,666 --> 00:47:42,083
你做什麼？

707
00:47:47,625 --> 00:47:48,916
是張大師

708
00:48:05,208 --> 00:48:06,291
你不想見我？

709
00:48:06,833 --> 00:48:08,041
我等了你三年

710
00:48:09,375 --> 00:48:10,833
你就憑一張紙條？

711
00:48:10,916 --> 00:48:12,583
我一知道你們出事就趕回來

712
00:48:13,583 --> 00:48:14,791
已經九個月了

713
00:48:15,666 --> 00:48:16,875
圍牆攔不住你

714
00:48:18,541 --> 00:48:19,583
你為什麼不逃？

715
00:48:25,750 --> 00:48:26,791
他在找我

716
00:48:28,166 --> 00:48:29,541
你好像很著緊他

717
00:48:32,208 --> 00:48:33,333
如果真的跟了他

718
00:48:34,083 --> 00:48:35,250
坦白告訴我吧

719
00:48:42,458 --> 00:48:43,416
你在懷疑什麼？

720
00:48:45,125 --> 00:48:47,083
我覺得你不會喜歡他這種人

721
00:48:47,166 --> 00:48:48,416
喜不喜歡是我的事

722
00:48:48,958 --> 00:48:50,791
你懷疑我又是另外一回事

723
00:48:55,250 --> 00:48:57,375
一個對人窮兇極惡

724
00:48:57,458 --> 00:48:59,208
對我卻千依百順的人

725
00:49:01,541 --> 00:49:02,916
你覺得他是壞人嗎？

726
00:49:05,041 --> 00:49:06,791
一個好人去歐洲留學

727
00:49:08,375 --> 00:49:09,541
渺無音訊

728
00:49:11,375 --> 00:49:12,750
把婚期都給忘了

729
00:49:14,708 --> 00:49:17,083
他算是一個好人嗎？

730
00:49:18,458 --> 00:49:19,750
三年了

731
00:49:20,500 --> 00:49:21,583
見了面

732
00:49:22,041 --> 00:49:23,791
你連一句甜言蜜語都沒有

733
00:49:24,875 --> 00:49:26,166
你心裡還有沒有我？

734
00:49:28,875 --> 00:49:30,416
我回來就是要實現諾言的

735
00:49:43,083 --> 00:49:45,125
賓客名單是我親自定的

736
00:49:46,458 --> 00:49:47,541
好像沒你呀

737
00:49:49,625 --> 00:49:50,541
你是誰？

738
00:49:59,708 --> 00:50:00,666
張賢

739
00:50:01,916 --> 00:50:04,625
牛牛，他是那個大魔術師張賢

740
00:50:04,708 --> 00:50:07,541
張大師來了，你們快過來看呀

741
00:50:09,791 --> 00:50:12,375
張先生，我明天還想去看你表演呢

742
00:50:12,458 --> 00:50:14,208
張先生，誰請你來的？

743
00:50:14,291 --> 00:50:15,708
是我請他來的

744
00:50:15,791 --> 00:50:16,958
你請的？

745
00:50:17,041 --> 00:50:19,000
你上次帶我去看他的表演

746
00:50:19,083 --> 00:50:20,500
我覺得很不錯

747
00:50:20,583 --> 00:50:23,833
所以，我就請他來給老虎狗賀壽

748
00:50:25,750 --> 00:50:27,375
你怎麼不早說呢？

749
00:50:27,458 --> 00:50:28,958
司令沒給我開口的機會

750
00:50:30,750 --> 00:50:32,208
張先生

751
00:50:32,291 --> 00:50:34,375
所有客人都在等著看你表演

752
00:51:20,625 --> 00:51:21,500
真厲害

753
00:52:02,625 --> 00:52:03,625
-好漂亮
-我看看

754
00:52:03,708 --> 00:52:05,291
我呢…

755
00:52:14,250 --> 00:52:15,333
真厲害

756
00:52:16,625 --> 00:52:17,500
很漂亮

757
00:52:17,583 --> 00:52:18,666
我也要

758
00:52:21,000 --> 00:52:22,375
太漂亮了

759
00:52:23,541 --> 00:52:26,125
我是大太太，給我變個比她們都好的

760
00:52:30,916 --> 00:52:31,875
真厲害

761
00:52:32,791 --> 00:52:35,416
太好了

762
00:52:35,500 --> 00:52:36,333
我呢…

763
00:52:47,250 --> 00:52:48,541
讓我看看

764
00:52:48,625 --> 00:52:50,875
這是我的…

765
00:52:51,500 --> 00:52:53,041
還給我吧

766
00:52:53,125 --> 00:52:54,041
張大師

767
00:52:54,125 --> 00:52:55,958
那我呢？變什麼給我？

768
00:52:56,083 --> 00:52:58,333
看看，變什麼呢？

769
00:53:10,500 --> 00:53:12,666
-他要變什麼？
-不知道

770
00:53:25,041 --> 00:53:26,875
讓我看看…

771
00:53:26,958 --> 00:53:29,208
很大粒…

772
00:53:49,041 --> 00:53:52,666
俗語有話「無氈無扇，神仙難變」

773
00:53:52,750 --> 00:53:55,708
司令，可以借你的槍一用嗎？

774
00:53:57,958 --> 00:53:59,041
不行

775
00:54:00,083 --> 00:54:01,083
怕什麼？

776
00:54:02,625 --> 00:54:03,791
拿去

777
00:54:18,666 --> 00:54:19,791
還有一粒

778
00:54:20,250 --> 00:54:21,333
司令英明

779
00:54:22,541 --> 00:54:23,875
剩下那一粒

780
00:54:23,958 --> 00:54:25,166
是送給你的

781
00:54:26,500 --> 00:54:27,875
別動…

782
00:54:41,500 --> 00:54:42,791
雷司令跟七太太

783
00:54:43,541 --> 00:54:44,666
真是天生一對

784
00:54:45,375 --> 00:54:46,458
牛牛

785
00:54:46,541 --> 00:54:49,083
這就是洋人說的「羅曼蒂克」

786
00:54:49,875 --> 00:54:51,916
張大師，朝我們也開一槍

787
00:54:54,500 --> 00:54:55,583
果然厲害

788
00:54:55,666 --> 00:54:57,916
改天一定要親自上門拜會你

789
00:54:58,000 --> 00:54:59,333
萬分期待

790
00:55:10,166 --> 00:55:13,583
走開…

791
00:55:14,458 --> 00:55:16,166
快走…

792
00:55:17,208 --> 00:55:19,125
快點走…

793
00:55:24,958 --> 00:55:26,250
看夠了沒有？

794
00:55:26,333 --> 00:55:28,416
這是什麼東西？

795
00:55:31,708 --> 00:55:33,125
停車

796
00:55:41,708 --> 00:55:43,708
小心燙…

797
00:55:43,791 --> 00:55:45,500
小心…

798
00:55:45,583 --> 00:55:48,500
聽著，跟司令一起去買糖，好嗎？

799
00:55:48,583 --> 00:55:50,541
-去那邊…
-別碰了

800
00:55:50,625 --> 00:55:51,666
走…

801
00:55:51,750 --> 00:55:54,416
-副官，究竟哪邊是車頭？
-小朋友，走開吧

802
00:55:54,500 --> 00:55:56,541
報告司令，那邊

803
00:55:57,000 --> 00:55:58,875
這邊比較好看，下次我們倒著開

804
00:55:58,958 --> 00:56:00,583
-走，司令請你們吃糖
-遵命

805
00:56:00,958 --> 00:56:04,208
-別拿走糖，你要付錢
-好…

806
00:56:04,291 --> 00:56:06,208
來…副官

807
00:56:06,291 --> 00:56:07,250
有

808
00:56:07,333 --> 00:56:09,291
你知道副官應該做些什麼嗎？

809
00:56:09,375 --> 00:56:11,208
知道，副官要付錢

810
00:56:12,666 --> 00:56:14,208
你最近變聰明了

811
00:56:14,291 --> 00:56:15,583
遵命

812
00:56:16,083 --> 00:56:18,083
我說你變聰明了，遵什麼命？

813
00:56:18,166 --> 00:56:19,833
應該說「謝謝司令」

814
00:56:19,916 --> 00:56:21,041
遵命

815
00:56:21,125 --> 00:56:22,666
笨蛋

816
00:56:22,750 --> 00:56:25,541
司令請你們看魔術，好不好？

817
00:56:25,625 --> 00:56:26,625
好

818
00:56:28,166 --> 00:56:29,291
雷大牛來了

819
00:56:31,958 --> 00:56:34,541
坐好，你們自己找個位子坐

820
00:56:34,625 --> 00:56:35,750
乖一點…

821
00:56:35,833 --> 00:56:36,958
自己送上門來了

822
00:56:37,500 --> 00:56:39,208
趁此機會，即刻把他綁走

823
00:56:39,541 --> 00:56:41,791
不行，太多小孩了

824
00:56:41,875 --> 00:56:43,750
這麼好的機會，你想讓我放手？

825
00:56:43,833 --> 00:56:45,208
我女人還在他手上

826
00:56:45,291 --> 00:56:47,833
你別跟我說你那些兒女私情的事

827
00:56:47,916 --> 00:56:48,916
我做的是大事

828
00:56:50,208 --> 00:56:53,750
你做的事沒為你自己，沒為你家人？

829
00:56:53,833 --> 00:56:55,291
我警告你

830
00:56:55,375 --> 00:56:57,541
沒有我的同意，誰也不能動手

831
00:56:57,625 --> 00:56:58,708
喂…

832
00:56:59,583 --> 00:57:00,625
趕快，趕快呀

833
00:57:00,708 --> 00:57:03,166
先招呼著，準備表演

834
00:57:07,625 --> 00:57:08,500
不能等

835
00:57:09,750 --> 00:57:11,666
司令，不好意思，請坐

836
00:57:11,750 --> 00:57:13,916
肥仔，你走開吧

837
00:57:14,000 --> 00:57:16,583
好了，司令，請坐

838
00:57:17,958 --> 00:57:19,083
小朋友乖

839
00:57:19,166 --> 00:57:22,333
小朋友都坐好啦，魔術快要開始

840
00:57:23,625 --> 00:57:25,958
司令大人，各位貴賓

841
00:57:26,041 --> 00:57:28,333
今天的表演老少咸宜

842
00:57:28,416 --> 00:57:30,625
保證能讓大家歡喜

843
00:57:30,708 --> 00:57:31,791
聽見了嗎？

844
00:57:31,875 --> 00:57:33,500
你們都被當成貴賓了

845
00:57:34,750 --> 00:57:37,166
好了，安靜點，看表演

846
00:57:38,333 --> 00:57:39,708
司令，請坐

847
00:58:35,958 --> 00:58:38,416
我怕

848
00:58:38,500 --> 00:58:40,291
別怕，別哭

849
00:58:40,375 --> 00:58:41,541
是假的

850
00:59:09,125 --> 00:59:10,791
你們不准看，把眼睛捂起來

851
00:59:26,916 --> 00:59:28,083
可以看了

852
00:59:40,291 --> 00:59:41,458
不燙手的

853
00:59:50,125 --> 00:59:51,041
好不好看？

854
00:59:51,666 --> 00:59:52,875
準備

855
00:59:52,958 --> 00:59:54,666
他的部下在後面

856
00:59:54,750 --> 00:59:56,750
沒有煙霧掩護，不能行動的

857
00:59:56,833 --> 00:59:58,583
別理他，等我的手勢

858
00:59:58,666 --> 00:59:59,958
-別緊張
-不行

859
01:00:04,541 --> 01:00:05,625
司令，有火

860
01:00:20,041 --> 01:00:22,750
我怕…

861
01:00:22,833 --> 01:00:24,375
-準備
-煩死了

862
01:00:27,083 --> 01:00:30,666
沒事…別怕，我抱著你

863
01:00:31,125 --> 01:00:32,166
敲啊

864
01:00:38,750 --> 01:00:41,208
嘛哩嘛哩哄

865
01:00:45,541 --> 01:00:47,958
你看…

866
01:00:53,166 --> 01:00:54,000
機關

867
01:00:58,791 --> 01:01:01,208
-你找什麼？
-我朋友不見了

868
01:01:02,125 --> 01:01:03,291
不見了？

869
01:01:09,583 --> 01:01:10,958
叔叔的魔術好不好玩？

870
01:01:11,583 --> 01:01:12,916
跟我一起表演，好嗎？

871
01:01:39,916 --> 01:01:41,000
你去了哪裡？

872
01:01:41,083 --> 01:01:43,041
他要我跟他一起表演魔術

873
01:01:44,833 --> 01:01:45,916
你們出去

874
01:01:49,166 --> 01:01:50,208
乖

875
01:01:59,791 --> 01:02:03,125
椅子有機關，地底有暗道

876
01:02:03,208 --> 01:02:05,750
這樣你就可以把小孩變走

877
01:02:07,291 --> 01:02:08,625
司令果然英明

878
01:02:09,000 --> 01:02:10,458
如果我坐在那兒

879
01:02:11,208 --> 01:02:13,291
你就可以把我綁走了？

880
01:02:13,916 --> 01:02:15,041
對呀

881
01:02:16,541 --> 01:02:18,083
我怎麼沒想到呢？

882
01:02:19,291 --> 01:02:20,875
司令肯定很值錢的

883
01:02:25,083 --> 01:02:26,916
我想我知道你是誰了

884
01:02:29,333 --> 01:02:30,416
你是騙子

885
01:02:32,000 --> 01:02:33,625
那天隨便耍了幾下

886
01:02:34,208 --> 01:02:36,583
就把所有人弄得歡天喜地

887
01:02:37,333 --> 01:02:38,541
那還不是個騙子？

888
01:02:39,625 --> 01:02:41,958
你錯了，我是個造夢者

889
01:02:42,375 --> 01:02:43,500
造夢者？

890
01:02:44,708 --> 01:02:46,541
怎麼說也是騙人的

891
01:02:46,625 --> 01:02:49,500
就算是騙，也得勤學苦練才行

892
01:02:50,083 --> 01:02:50,958
司令

893
01:02:52,375 --> 01:02:53,416
別過來

894
01:02:53,500 --> 01:02:55,625
司令，有事不妨直說

895
01:02:58,375 --> 01:02:59,958
我想你教我幾招魔術

896
01:03:00,041 --> 01:03:01,500
好讓我逗七太太一笑

897
01:03:03,458 --> 01:03:04,500
原來如此

898
01:03:05,833 --> 01:03:07,416
但是，此事甚難

899
01:03:07,500 --> 01:03:09,125
為什麼？

900
01:03:09,208 --> 01:03:12,791
七太太眉頭緊鎖，看來心事重重

901
01:03:12,875 --> 01:03:15,625
你會看相，這種事你也看得出來？

902
01:03:16,875 --> 01:03:19,125
做我們這一行，也要懂看人臉色的

903
01:03:20,958 --> 01:03:23,250
我只想她對我淺淺一笑

904
01:03:24,250 --> 01:03:26,208
這種事應該難不倒你吧

905
01:03:27,375 --> 01:03:28,833
想讓女人笑

906
01:03:28,916 --> 01:03:30,125
有時候也要騙的

907
01:03:31,041 --> 01:03:32,708
你懂我意思嗎？

908
01:03:32,791 --> 01:03:34,000
騙的？

909
01:03:36,833 --> 01:03:38,333
好

910
01:03:38,416 --> 01:03:39,958
我先教你一招簡單的

911
01:03:40,666 --> 01:03:42,250
看看你能否讓她笑

912
01:03:42,333 --> 01:03:43,416
好…

913
01:03:44,125 --> 01:03:45,166
注意看著呀

914
01:04:07,166 --> 01:04:08,458
手法已經教你了

915
01:04:09,083 --> 01:04:11,083
不過愛情的事很難說

916
01:04:11,166 --> 01:04:14,041
行不行，還得靠你自己

917
01:04:14,125 --> 01:04:16,083
行，一定行

918
01:04:17,833 --> 01:04:19,416
-老爺好
-七太太呢？

919
01:04:19,958 --> 01:04:20,916
那邊…

920
01:04:26,583 --> 01:04:28,625
阿蔭，先不要動手

921
01:04:28,708 --> 01:04:30,208
好好當一回觀眾

922
01:04:31,958 --> 01:04:33,041
香煙

923
01:04:45,125 --> 01:04:46,208
你轉過來

924
01:04:48,875 --> 01:04:49,916
轉來我一邊

925
01:04:55,125 --> 01:04:58,166
算吧，這招我未滿月就看過了

926
01:04:58,250 --> 01:04:59,458
還沒有完

927
01:05:19,541 --> 01:05:20,500
誰教你的？

928
01:05:20,583 --> 01:05:23,166
還有誰？當然是張大師

929
01:05:23,250 --> 01:05:25,041
他人不錯，我們挺聊得來

930
01:05:25,833 --> 01:05:27,291
你們聊了什麼？

931
01:05:31,041 --> 01:05:32,000
沒什麼

932
01:05:32,500 --> 01:05:34,958
我說他隨便耍幾下
就把所有女人逗得大笑

933
01:05:35,041 --> 01:05:36,833
所以是騙子，他說他不是騙子

934
01:05:36,916 --> 01:05:38,375
我說怎麼解釋也是騙人

935
01:05:38,458 --> 01:05:40,958
他說就算要騙也得勤學苦練
問我懂不懂

936
01:05:41,083 --> 01:05:42,500
其實我都不懂他的意思

937
01:05:42,583 --> 01:05:43,833
他問我找他是否有事

938
01:05:43,916 --> 01:05:46,958
我想他教我幾招容易上手
又精彩的魔術逗你笑

939
01:05:47,083 --> 01:05:48,541
他說你心事重重

940
01:05:48,625 --> 01:05:50,333
我說你是看相的，也看得出來

941
01:05:50,416 --> 01:05:52,083
他說做那行要懂看人臉色

942
01:05:52,166 --> 01:05:54,166
所以教我這招，看你有否反應

943
01:06:00,458 --> 01:06:01,500
給我

944
01:06:03,333 --> 01:06:04,541
阿蔭

945
01:06:04,625 --> 01:06:07,500
我要做些什麼才能令你開心？

946
01:06:50,208 --> 01:06:52,250
你是什麼人？抓賊呀

947
01:06:53,625 --> 01:06:54,583
什麼人？

948
01:06:55,250 --> 01:06:56,208
別跑

949
01:07:06,791 --> 01:07:07,833
下來

950
01:07:08,333 --> 01:07:09,958
下來

951
01:07:16,708 --> 01:07:17,625
讓開

952
01:07:39,833 --> 01:07:41,666
你想把戒指還給我的話

953
01:07:42,416 --> 01:07:43,916
可以親手交給我

954
01:07:45,708 --> 01:07:46,625
我是想你知道

955
01:07:47,250 --> 01:07:48,708
我一直把它帶在身上

956
01:07:50,250 --> 01:07:51,791
你應該知道我是為誰回來的

957
01:07:52,958 --> 01:07:55,250
你太接近雷大牛會很危險的

958
01:07:56,000 --> 01:07:57,375
你還是著緊我的

959
01:07:57,458 --> 01:07:58,833
你到底要做什麼？

960
01:07:58,916 --> 01:08:00,333
我想你跟我走

961
01:08:00,416 --> 01:08:02,416
我沒有找到父親，怎麼跟你走？

962
01:08:02,500 --> 01:08:04,041
師傅在古城大牢

963
01:08:06,083 --> 01:08:07,833
和他們的朋友被關在一起

964
01:08:07,916 --> 01:08:09,875
我們是南方來的行動小組

965
01:08:09,958 --> 01:08:12,500
知道雷大牛經常帶你去看戲法

966
01:08:12,583 --> 01:08:14,958
所以才請張先生來幫手

967
01:08:15,083 --> 01:08:17,000
你們是想利用我引他出來

968
01:08:17,083 --> 01:08:18,208
-綁他換人？
-對

969
01:08:18,291 --> 01:08:19,458
如果他不就範呢？

970
01:08:19,541 --> 01:08:20,666
殺

971
01:08:20,750 --> 01:08:22,625
殺了他，我父親會有危險

972
01:08:22,708 --> 01:08:24,083
柳姑娘

973
01:08:24,166 --> 01:08:25,791
令尊事小

974
01:08:25,875 --> 01:08:28,208
但是姓雷的勾結外國勢力，這是大事

975
01:08:28,708 --> 01:08:29,958
我不會幫你們的

976
01:08:30,041 --> 01:08:31,583
張先生

977
01:08:31,666 --> 01:08:33,125
你覺得她站在哪一邊？

978
01:08:33,625 --> 01:08:34,958
讓我們私下談談

979
01:08:38,083 --> 01:08:39,583
我只是想知道

980
01:08:39,666 --> 01:08:41,416
我回來的是對還是錯？

981
01:08:43,083 --> 01:08:44,333
如果因為妒忌

982
01:08:44,416 --> 01:08:45,500
那你就錯了

983
01:08:48,875 --> 01:08:50,958
站住，不合作就給我捉住她

984
01:08:51,083 --> 01:08:52,250
停手

985
01:08:53,000 --> 01:08:55,416
李易，給我一點時間

986
01:09:01,708 --> 01:09:03,291
準備

987
01:09:03,375 --> 01:09:04,625
開始

988
01:09:05,750 --> 01:09:07,958
佐藤說他

989
01:09:09,041 --> 01:09:12,375
從日本來到中國

990
01:09:12,458 --> 01:09:15,083
第一眼看見我

991
01:09:15,625 --> 01:09:17,916
就愛上了我

992
01:09:18,000 --> 01:09:20,791
我真的有那麼…

993
01:09:23,916 --> 01:09:25,916
吸引人嗎？

994
01:09:27,166 --> 01:09:30,583
-停
-換場景

995
01:09:32,541 --> 01:09:33,791
牛牛

996
01:09:34,208 --> 01:09:36,166
你來探我的班？

997
01:09:37,875 --> 01:09:39,291
我演得怎麼樣？

998
01:09:39,375 --> 01:09:40,750
你平時講話很正常

999
01:09:40,833 --> 01:09:43,666
為什麼說對白的時候，像喘不過氣？

1000
01:09:45,500 --> 01:09:47,833
大老倌都是這麼演的

1001
01:09:47,916 --> 01:09:49,291
不跟你說了，我去換衫

1002
01:09:53,041 --> 01:09:54,166
請簽個名

1003
01:09:59,458 --> 01:10:01,500
劉昆山，上面寫的是什麼？

1004
01:10:02,458 --> 01:10:05,541
這是接收軍械確認書

1005
01:10:05,625 --> 01:10:07,791
武器不是送我的嗎？

1006
01:10:07,875 --> 01:10:09,375
這是國際慣例

1007
01:10:09,458 --> 01:10:10,833
如果你不簽的話

1008
01:10:10,916 --> 01:10:13,791
御手洗先生沒法向上司交待

1009
01:10:13,875 --> 01:10:17,125
其實是賬單，給會計記賬用的

1010
01:10:17,208 --> 01:10:19,125
報賬用的

1011
01:10:29,666 --> 01:10:30,833
這又是什麼？

1012
01:10:31,708 --> 01:10:34,791
這是支持大清王朝志願書

1013
01:10:34,875 --> 01:10:37,333
我們的辮子不是已經剪了嗎？

1014
01:10:37,416 --> 01:10:39,958
其實老百姓，都懷念老日子呀

1015
01:10:40,041 --> 01:10:42,750
我們就是因為有天皇的統御

1016
01:10:42,833 --> 01:10:44,500
才能國富兵強

1017
01:10:45,333 --> 01:10:48,083
御手洗先生，你覺得我有帝王相嗎？

1018
01:10:49,500 --> 01:10:50,791
如果我當了皇帝

1019
01:10:50,875 --> 01:10:53,166
我馬上把八大胡同的姑娘包下來

1020
01:10:53,250 --> 01:10:54,875
通通帶入後宮

1021
01:10:54,958 --> 01:10:57,375
躺在溫柔鄉裡，當個風流天子

1022
01:10:57,458 --> 01:10:58,958
你說多好

1023
01:11:00,625 --> 01:11:03,625
司令，我給你占一卦

1024
01:11:15,375 --> 01:11:17,666
此卦叫「亢龍有悔」

1025
01:11:18,375 --> 01:11:21,375
就是說，你是九五之尊的命格

1026
01:11:23,208 --> 01:11:24,250
只可惜…

1027
01:11:24,958 --> 01:11:26,291
卦中藏凶

1028
01:11:26,375 --> 01:11:27,833
怎麼個凶法？

1029
01:11:27,916 --> 01:11:31,125
凶就是，你這條龍不能飛得太高

1030
01:11:31,208 --> 01:11:33,833
如果飛得太高的話，就會給摔死

1031
01:11:34,250 --> 01:11:37,041
所以你還得順應天意

1032
01:11:37,125 --> 01:11:40,375
對，司令應該支持小皇帝

1033
01:11:42,500 --> 01:11:43,916
這個…

1034
01:11:44,833 --> 01:11:45,750
開始

1035
01:11:46,750 --> 01:11:47,583
失禮了

1036
01:11:48,333 --> 01:11:49,916
洗澡

1037
01:11:53,375 --> 01:11:55,541
不要…

1038
01:11:56,916 --> 01:11:57,958
該死的

1039
01:11:58,625 --> 01:11:59,458
你想做什麼？

1040
01:12:00,250 --> 01:12:02,041
我的女人你也敢碰？

1041
01:12:06,666 --> 01:12:09,166
我不准我的女人拍這種下流戲

1042
01:12:09,250 --> 01:12:10,333
你改劇本

1043
01:12:11,250 --> 01:12:14,375
他根本是在裝傻，不肯跟我們合作

1044
01:12:14,958 --> 01:12:16,750
什麼？他說什麼？

1045
01:12:18,083 --> 01:12:20,125
報告司令，導演應該是說…

1046
01:12:20,208 --> 01:12:22,833
由於劇情需要，所以三姨太必須裸露

1047
01:12:23,458 --> 01:12:25,666
我是出錢的老闆

1048
01:12:25,750 --> 01:12:27,583
我說改，你就得改

1049
01:12:27,666 --> 01:12:31,416
我們索性把這個混蛋殺了吧

1050
01:12:31,500 --> 01:12:32,416
他說什麼？

1051
01:12:33,250 --> 01:12:35,041
導演他說…

1052
01:12:35,125 --> 01:12:36,333
就算你是投資者

1053
01:12:36,416 --> 01:12:37,875
也不能隨便改動他的劇本

1054
01:12:37,958 --> 01:12:40,833
太離譜了…

1055
01:12:40,916 --> 01:12:43,416
如果你不改，我馬上開槍把你殺了

1056
01:12:44,375 --> 01:12:46,125
雷司令，保持冷靜

1057
01:12:46,208 --> 01:12:47,291
萬事有商量

1058
01:12:53,708 --> 01:12:56,750
槍是新買的，怎麼會走火呢？

1059
01:13:03,583 --> 01:13:05,250
你到底是幫誰的？

1060
01:13:06,000 --> 01:13:07,583
當然是司令

1061
01:13:07,666 --> 01:13:08,916
你要記得…

1062
01:13:09,000 --> 01:13:12,208
識字的狗也還是一隻狗

1063
01:13:12,291 --> 01:13:13,833
我會記著

1064
01:13:15,958 --> 01:13:17,125
御手洗先生

1065
01:13:17,208 --> 01:13:20,625
打死了你的人，對不起

1066
01:13:20,708 --> 01:13:23,208
沒事，導演多的是

1067
01:13:23,291 --> 01:13:24,750
明天馬上換一個

1068
01:13:31,916 --> 01:13:32,958
拿穩…

1069
01:13:33,083 --> 01:13:34,208
還有包子

1070
01:13:34,291 --> 01:13:35,583
-小心燙呀
-多謝司令

1071
01:13:35,666 --> 01:13:37,125
司令，張先生到了

1072
01:13:37,708 --> 01:13:38,625
請

1073
01:13:39,541 --> 01:13:41,083
-坐
-走開…

1074
01:13:45,375 --> 01:13:47,041
你教我的那招不靈

1075
01:13:47,125 --> 01:13:51,041
我看這世上根本就沒有真正的愛情

1076
01:13:51,958 --> 01:13:53,250
司令有見過風嗎？

1077
01:13:54,208 --> 01:13:56,583
沒見過，不代表它不存在

1078
01:13:58,541 --> 01:14:00,125
-智慧
-對了…

1079
01:14:01,333 --> 01:14:03,041
你想我來擦鞋拍馬屁？

1080
01:14:03,125 --> 01:14:04,500
還是有話直說呢？

1081
01:14:04,583 --> 01:14:08,166
擦鞋拍馬屁的人太多
當然是想聽真話

1082
01:14:09,458 --> 01:14:12,625
萬一說錯了，你會把我槍斃嗎？

1083
01:14:13,458 --> 01:14:14,791
你是氣我

1084
01:14:14,875 --> 01:14:17,833
我告訴你，宰相肚裡能撐船

1085
01:14:17,916 --> 01:14:20,250
我的肚子裡能放坦克

1086
01:14:20,333 --> 01:14:22,500
你繼續試試，看我動不動氣？

1087
01:14:22,583 --> 01:14:24,250
好，那我問你

1088
01:14:24,333 --> 01:14:28,208
你跟七太太是不是自由戀愛？

1089
01:14:28,291 --> 01:14:30,750
是什麼…

1090
01:14:30,833 --> 01:14:34,291
含糊其辭，證明傳聞是真

1091
01:14:34,375 --> 01:14:35,416
什麼傳聞？

1092
01:14:35,500 --> 01:14:37,125
外頭人都說她有個未婚夫

1093
01:14:37,208 --> 01:14:39,083
你卻仗著權勢把她軟禁了

1094
01:14:39,166 --> 01:14:40,416
是這樣嗎？

1095
01:14:41,208 --> 01:14:42,333
好像是

1096
01:14:42,416 --> 01:14:43,500
難怪

1097
01:14:43,583 --> 01:14:46,458
她怎麼可能不憎你？
不對你黑口黑面就奇怪了

1098
01:14:46,541 --> 01:14:49,208
所以我沒勉強她，就算我自己有多想

1099
01:14:49,291 --> 01:14:51,000
也沒硬來

1100
01:14:51,083 --> 01:14:52,166
是真的嗎？

1101
01:14:52,250 --> 01:14:54,041
連小嘴都沒親上

1102
01:14:58,708 --> 01:14:59,791
你懂我的意思嗎？

1103
01:15:00,208 --> 01:15:01,625
司令果然是個君子

1104
01:15:01,708 --> 01:15:02,541
當然

1105
01:15:02,625 --> 01:15:05,250
我比起她的未婚夫好太多了

1106
01:15:05,333 --> 01:15:07,208
那個人又肥又矮

1107
01:15:07,291 --> 01:15:08,333
又老、又醜

1108
01:15:08,416 --> 01:15:10,125
又賭、又嫖

1109
01:15:10,208 --> 01:15:12,500
還說粗口的

1110
01:15:12,583 --> 01:15:14,583
-不是吧？
-是啊

1111
01:15:14,666 --> 01:15:16,833
我，固然不對

1112
01:15:16,916 --> 01:15:18,791
但是那個人就更不對了

1113
01:15:18,875 --> 01:15:20,541
阿蔭心裡只有他

1114
01:15:20,625 --> 01:15:22,833
他居然跑去闖蕩歐洲的江湖

1115
01:15:22,916 --> 01:15:24,333
至今音訊全無

1116
01:15:24,416 --> 01:15:26,041
你說他混不混蛋？

1117
01:15:28,000 --> 01:15:30,291
我又不是說你

1118
01:15:30,375 --> 01:15:32,208
你的臉色怎麼變得那麼難看？

1119
01:15:34,166 --> 01:15:35,916
我昨晚睡得不是很好

1120
01:15:36,833 --> 01:15:38,625
我聽說她未婚夫不是這種人

1121
01:15:38,708 --> 01:15:39,916
才不是

1122
01:15:41,333 --> 01:15:42,916
一提他我就生氣了，別說了

1123
01:15:45,000 --> 01:15:48,541
你剛剛不是提到自由戀愛這個詞

1124
01:15:48,625 --> 01:15:51,250
到底如何才能談自由的戀愛？

1125
01:15:51,333 --> 01:15:52,333
首先

1126
01:15:53,083 --> 01:15:55,083
就是要給她自由

1127
01:15:55,166 --> 01:15:56,208
放了她？

1128
01:15:56,875 --> 01:15:58,041
不行…

1129
01:15:58,125 --> 01:16:00,375
你就教我如何在困著她的情況下

1130
01:16:00,458 --> 01:16:02,083
談自由的戀愛吧

1131
01:16:03,125 --> 01:16:06,416
那只能動之以情，或者是欺騙

1132
01:16:07,958 --> 01:16:10,875
就算是騙也得勤學苦練

1133
01:16:10,958 --> 01:16:12,500
司令記性果然好

1134
01:16:12,583 --> 01:16:14,958
好，我再教你一招

1135
01:16:20,500 --> 01:16:21,541
你看著

1136
01:16:33,916 --> 01:16:35,041
這是什麼名堂？

1137
01:16:35,125 --> 01:16:37,458
-情意綿綿
-厲害

1138
01:16:37,541 --> 01:16:39,291
女人通常都喜歡男人注意

1139
01:16:39,375 --> 01:16:41,375
你就時時刻刻望著柳蔭

1140
01:16:41,458 --> 01:16:43,625
最好看到口水都流出來

1141
01:16:43,708 --> 01:16:44,833
她一定會開心的

1142
01:16:44,916 --> 01:16:46,666
有道理…

1143
01:16:46,750 --> 01:16:48,958
你怎麼知道她的名字？

1144
01:16:50,458 --> 01:16:51,875
剛剛你說的

1145
01:16:51,958 --> 01:16:53,500
我說的？

1146
01:16:53,583 --> 01:16:55,291
-有嗎？
-有…

1147
01:16:56,916 --> 01:16:58,250
有嗎？

1148
01:17:00,458 --> 01:17:02,416
你看，小孩不會說謊的

1149
01:17:03,291 --> 01:17:04,291
這樣吧，司令

1150
01:17:04,375 --> 01:17:06,833
你還是多請我到府上為七太太表演

1151
01:17:06,916 --> 01:17:08,333
等我跟她混熟了

1152
01:17:08,416 --> 01:17:10,791
就可以替你探出她真正的心意了

1153
01:17:12,583 --> 01:17:13,666
好主意

1154
01:17:14,291 --> 01:17:15,208
好主意

1155
01:17:15,291 --> 01:17:17,000
-就今晚
-好的

1156
01:17:19,250 --> 01:17:21,000
這樣轉，對吧？

1157
01:17:21,083 --> 01:17:22,541
是不是這樣？

1158
01:17:22,625 --> 01:17:25,166
記住要放鬆肌肉，否則就會扭頸

1159
01:17:26,250 --> 01:17:30,125
會扭頸的嗎？危險嗎？我怕會斷…

1160
01:17:30,208 --> 01:17:31,583
節奏最重要

1161
01:17:32,333 --> 01:17:34,833
阿蔭，張大師教我一個魔術

1162
01:17:34,916 --> 01:17:35,875
我表演給你看

1163
01:17:35,958 --> 01:17:36,916
-坐
-好

1164
01:17:59,500 --> 01:18:01,708
-我來幫你吧
-好，謝謝

1165
01:18:11,041 --> 01:18:12,708
頸要斷了…

1166
01:18:12,791 --> 01:18:13,750
夠了，張賢

1167
01:18:22,291 --> 01:18:23,291
司令小心

1168
01:18:23,375 --> 01:18:24,416
沒事…

1169
01:18:28,791 --> 01:18:31,791
阿蔭，你終於關心我了

1170
01:18:31,875 --> 01:18:33,666
我真的很感動

1171
01:18:33,750 --> 01:18:36,916
今天晚上你就跟我和張賢小酌幾杯

1172
01:18:37,000 --> 01:18:38,166
開心一下

1173
01:18:39,708 --> 01:18:41,166
發你的財

1174
01:18:41,250 --> 01:18:42,666
-八匹馬
-六個六

1175
01:18:42,750 --> 01:18:44,083
-兩相逢
-六個六

1176
01:18:44,166 --> 01:18:45,541
-五魁首
-六個六

1177
01:18:45,625 --> 01:18:47,000
好厲害

1178
01:18:47,625 --> 01:18:49,208
好，我喝了

1179
01:18:54,375 --> 01:18:55,708
起筷，不用客氣

1180
01:18:57,166 --> 01:18:59,333
司令雖然交遊廣闊

1181
01:18:59,416 --> 01:19:02,916
但能坐下來把酒言歡確實沒有幾個

1182
01:19:03,000 --> 01:19:06,083
看來，你已經把張大師當成知己了

1183
01:19:06,833 --> 01:19:09,416
我跟他真是相逢恨晚

1184
01:19:09,500 --> 01:19:11,458
你們見面都聊些什麼？

1185
01:19:11,541 --> 01:19:13,708
除了人生、哲學

1186
01:19:13,791 --> 01:19:15,166
我們還談情

1187
01:19:17,083 --> 01:19:19,625
他不只會魔術，還懂愛情

1188
01:19:21,125 --> 01:19:22,916
那你們都聊出什麼心得了嗎？

1189
01:19:23,000 --> 01:19:26,250
有，我們對自由戀愛做了些交流

1190
01:19:26,333 --> 01:19:28,166
但是我不太同意

1191
01:19:29,291 --> 01:19:31,041
那司令可以說說你的看法嗎？

1192
01:19:31,125 --> 01:19:32,208
當然可以

1193
01:19:32,291 --> 01:19:34,875
你知道自古以來，父母之命

1194
01:19:34,958 --> 01:19:38,458
媒妁之言，很多都白頭到老矣

1195
01:19:39,875 --> 01:19:41,708
盲婚啞嫁

1196
01:19:41,791 --> 01:19:44,125
男的通常都有選擇的自由

1197
01:19:44,208 --> 01:19:46,041
女的往往處於被動

1198
01:19:46,125 --> 01:19:47,875
-一點都不公平
-錯…

1199
01:19:47,958 --> 01:19:50,041
你知道有多少女人忍受了一輩子

1200
01:19:50,125 --> 01:19:52,458
等老公死了，才能鬆一口氣？

1201
01:19:52,541 --> 01:19:53,375
有這種事？

1202
01:19:53,458 --> 01:19:57,416
有，所以你說的「白頭到老矣」

1203
01:19:58,291 --> 01:20:00,583
並不等同於幸福，對吧？

1204
01:20:02,333 --> 01:20:04,958
自由戀愛確實有它的壞處

1205
01:20:05,041 --> 01:20:06,041
太自由了

1206
01:20:06,125 --> 01:20:08,083
會容易愛上你不該愛的人

1207
01:20:08,166 --> 01:20:10,125
對…就像你

1208
01:20:10,208 --> 01:20:12,375
你的未婚夫是你自己選的吧？

1209
01:20:13,125 --> 01:20:14,125
選得對嗎？

1210
01:20:14,791 --> 01:20:17,166
到最後他還是一走了之

1211
01:20:18,458 --> 01:20:19,875
但是我可以肯定

1212
01:20:19,958 --> 01:20:21,708
如果不是心甘情願

1213
01:20:21,791 --> 01:20:23,208
一定沒有好結果

1214
01:20:23,291 --> 01:20:24,375
我也可以肯定

1215
01:20:24,458 --> 01:20:28,708
就是你情我願也不一定能修成正果

1216
01:20:28,791 --> 01:20:31,291
既然你們兩個都有這麼獨到的見解

1217
01:20:31,416 --> 01:20:33,083
不如我來問你們問題吧

1218
01:20:34,458 --> 01:20:36,000
張大師

1219
01:20:36,083 --> 01:20:37,791
情有幾種？

1220
01:20:37,875 --> 01:20:39,958
有由憐生愛之情

1221
01:20:40,041 --> 01:20:41,875
有報答之情

1222
01:20:41,958 --> 01:20:43,666
有日久生情

1223
01:20:43,750 --> 01:20:46,250
但怎麼樣都比不上青梅竹馬

1224
01:20:46,333 --> 01:20:48,833
那種刻骨銘心的感受

1225
01:20:48,916 --> 01:20:50,291
那愛情是什麼？

1226
01:20:51,291 --> 01:20:52,875
愛情的確微妙

1227
01:20:52,958 --> 01:20:56,083
它不是數學，不能加減

1228
01:20:56,166 --> 01:20:58,500
也不是物理，不能演算

1229
01:20:58,583 --> 01:21:00,625
的確令人費解

1230
01:21:00,708 --> 01:21:02,708
有的愛情是來自想像

1231
01:21:02,791 --> 01:21:05,375
結果不一定如你所想

1232
01:21:05,458 --> 01:21:07,458
有的愛情是來自渴望

1233
01:21:09,333 --> 01:21:11,791
你愈想要，愈得不到

1234
01:21:11,875 --> 01:21:13,166
像中了邪

1235
01:21:13,250 --> 01:21:15,708
所以司令你必須要保持清醒

1236
01:21:15,791 --> 01:21:17,958
我情難自禁呀

1237
01:21:18,958 --> 01:21:20,041
最後一個問題

1238
01:21:21,708 --> 01:21:24,416
如果我和你媽掉水裡，你救誰？

1239
01:21:26,708 --> 01:21:28,541
你怎麼跟他媽一起掉下水？

1240
01:21:28,625 --> 01:21:30,750
要掉也跟我媽一起掉呀

1241
01:21:30,833 --> 01:21:33,750
好，我就和你媽一起掉下水

1242
01:21:33,833 --> 01:21:34,666
你救誰？

1243
01:21:34,750 --> 01:21:36,500
我媽會游泳，不用我救

1244
01:21:36,583 --> 01:21:38,125
你媽會嗎？

1245
01:21:38,208 --> 01:21:39,791
她游得非常好

1246
01:21:39,875 --> 01:21:42,458
現在不是討論你們媽誰會游泳問題

1247
01:21:42,541 --> 01:21:43,875
而是你們會救誰？

1248
01:21:43,958 --> 01:21:44,791
救你呀…

1249
01:21:44,875 --> 01:21:46,041
你為什麼不救你媽？

1250
01:21:46,125 --> 01:21:47,458
不是說她游得很好嗎？

1251
01:21:47,541 --> 01:21:49,416
你別走

1252
01:21:49,500 --> 01:21:50,500
再坐一會

1253
01:21:50,583 --> 01:21:51,916
七太太

1254
01:21:52,000 --> 01:21:54,375
燈不點不亮，話不說不明

1255
01:21:55,458 --> 01:21:57,125
既然今天把話都講開了

1256
01:21:58,208 --> 01:21:59,958
不如把心結也解開吧

1257
01:22:00,416 --> 01:22:02,625
對，一次過把它解開

1258
01:22:03,583 --> 01:22:05,041
你還愛你的未婚夫嗎？

1259
01:22:07,000 --> 01:22:08,375
還是你愛上了司令？

1260
01:22:10,750 --> 01:22:12,500
說句愛我有多難？

1261
01:22:12,583 --> 01:22:14,166
我很辛苦的

1262
01:22:14,250 --> 01:22:16,833
我知道夫人為什麼會對司令猶豫了

1263
01:22:16,916 --> 01:22:18,333
因為你控制不了情緒

1264
01:22:19,250 --> 01:22:22,125
得不到愛情，就強行搶走

1265
01:22:22,208 --> 01:22:25,333
收服不到有志青年，就捉走他們

1266
01:22:25,458 --> 01:22:27,333
別在阿蔭面前胡說

1267
01:22:27,416 --> 01:22:28,625
你沒殺他們嗎？

1268
01:22:28,708 --> 01:22:31,083
我沒有，我只是把他們關起來

1269
01:22:31,166 --> 01:22:32,583
誰相信？

1270
01:22:32,666 --> 01:22:34,416
你相信嗎？

1271
01:22:34,500 --> 01:22:36,333
難怪外頭都叫你臭軍閥

1272
01:22:37,541 --> 01:22:39,666
我一生最討厭兩件事情

1273
01:22:39,750 --> 01:22:41,916
第一就是叫我文盲

1274
01:22:42,000 --> 01:22:44,416
第二就是叫我臭軍閥

1275
01:22:44,500 --> 01:22:46,333
別挑戰我

1276
01:22:46,416 --> 01:22:47,291
你看

1277
01:22:47,375 --> 01:22:49,958
露出本性了，要翻臉嗎？

1278
01:22:50,041 --> 01:22:51,958
你拿不出證據，我怎麼相信你？

1279
01:22:54,375 --> 01:22:56,708
我警告你，別再說了

1280
01:22:56,791 --> 01:22:59,291
我就知道你心胸狹窄，不想聽真話

1281
01:22:59,375 --> 01:23:01,625
殺我吧，拉我出去槍斃

1282
01:23:01,708 --> 01:23:03,458
-來人，把他帶走
-是

1283
01:23:03,541 --> 01:23:04,666
是

1284
01:23:07,333 --> 01:23:08,833
七太太，你別去呀

1285
01:23:14,583 --> 01:23:17,750
那對雙胞胎不是我的人，不要見怪

1286
01:23:17,833 --> 01:23:18,833
我明白

1287
01:23:20,333 --> 01:23:23,083
監獄裡也不全是我的人，說話要小心

1288
01:23:23,166 --> 01:23:24,125
大家站好

1289
01:23:24,208 --> 01:23:27,041
丁獄長，有沒有改善他們的伙食？

1290
01:23:27,125 --> 01:23:28,541
司令一吩咐

1291
01:23:28,625 --> 01:23:30,750
現在餐餐有魚有肉

1292
01:23:31,875 --> 01:23:33,041
小伍，小範

1293
01:23:33,125 --> 01:23:34,500
記不記得你們向我介紹

1294
01:23:34,583 --> 01:23:36,458
德先生跟賽先生的時候

1295
01:23:36,541 --> 01:23:38,500
我還以為他們兩個是洋人呢

1296
01:23:41,625 --> 01:23:45,958
Democracy是科學，Science是民主

1297
01:23:46,083 --> 01:23:47,166
我沒記錯吧？

1298
01:23:47,250 --> 01:23:48,666
你又說反了

1299
01:23:51,041 --> 01:23:53,083
你們真以為我是傻瓜？

1300
01:23:53,166 --> 01:23:56,625
告訴你們，做大事最重要站穩陣腳

1301
01:23:56,708 --> 01:23:59,166
今天我要日本人給我坦克

1302
01:23:59,250 --> 01:24:01,166
明天我就要他們送我飛機大炮

1303
01:24:01,250 --> 01:24:04,250
等我儲夠彈藥，我就一腳把他們踢開

1304
01:24:04,333 --> 01:24:06,625
到時候，我就能話事

1305
01:24:07,791 --> 01:24:09,416
我就是怕他們去示威

1306
01:24:09,500 --> 01:24:11,125
落在別人手裡就死定了

1307
01:24:13,333 --> 01:24:14,791
別相信傳聞

1308
01:24:14,875 --> 01:24:17,666
有時候親眼看見，都未必是真的

1309
01:24:18,875 --> 01:24:20,166
像我的魔術

1310
01:24:21,208 --> 01:24:22,750
我帶你去周圍參觀一下

1311
01:24:31,625 --> 01:24:32,666
前面是軍營了嗎？

1312
01:24:33,291 --> 01:24:34,250
是

1313
01:24:35,166 --> 01:24:37,083
軍事重地，你不方便進去

1314
01:24:37,166 --> 01:24:38,208
你就在這裡等我

1315
01:24:39,000 --> 01:24:40,041
全部跟我走

1316
01:24:40,916 --> 01:24:41,750
司令

1317
01:24:42,250 --> 01:24:43,333
走呀

1318
01:24:44,416 --> 01:24:45,500
走…

1319
01:25:03,583 --> 01:25:05,791
師傅，你還好吧？

1320
01:25:06,666 --> 01:25:08,791
臭小子，終於來了

1321
01:25:12,750 --> 01:25:13,916
找到冷火了嗎？

1322
01:25:34,916 --> 01:25:36,333
到底發生了什麼事？

1323
01:25:37,250 --> 01:25:40,250
那天我和阿蔭帶班出門賣藝

1324
01:25:40,333 --> 01:25:42,125
劉昆山把我給攔住了

1325
01:25:42,208 --> 01:25:43,875
他逼我交出七聖法

1326
01:25:43,958 --> 01:25:46,666
我不肯，就把我打成重傷

1327
01:25:46,750 --> 01:25:48,333
七聖法究竟是什麼？

1328
01:25:50,166 --> 01:25:51,875
它跟冷火一樣

1329
01:25:51,958 --> 01:25:54,291
是七種特殊的物質

1330
01:25:54,375 --> 01:25:56,875
混在一起就能鑽進人心

1331
01:25:57,958 --> 01:26:00,125
人啊，是脆弱的

1332
01:26:00,208 --> 01:26:02,916
受到了迷惑，就去求助神靈

1333
01:26:04,125 --> 01:26:05,958
心術不正的人

1334
01:26:06,083 --> 01:26:08,458
就利用神通去加以矇騙

1335
01:26:10,541 --> 01:26:14,625
我們這行變成神棍妖道的人的確不少

1336
01:26:16,083 --> 01:26:17,958
姓劉的十幾歲就跟著我學藝

1337
01:26:18,083 --> 01:26:19,291
比你還早

1338
01:26:20,291 --> 01:26:21,875
他有小聰明

1339
01:26:21,958 --> 01:26:24,083
但是沉迷幻術

1340
01:26:24,166 --> 01:26:27,458
學了幾招就到處出去招搖撞騙

1341
01:26:27,541 --> 01:26:28,958
是被我逐出師門的

1342
01:26:29,750 --> 01:26:32,458
他一心騙人，卻把自己給騙了

1343
01:26:33,625 --> 01:26:35,041
真是可憐

1344
01:26:36,625 --> 01:26:39,833
是非黑白，那也得要看角度

1345
01:26:39,916 --> 01:26:42,416
如果站在我們背後看我們變戲法

1346
01:26:42,500 --> 01:26:44,791
那真的也變成假的了

1347
01:26:48,166 --> 01:26:49,958
這事看來跟雷大牛無關

1348
01:26:51,791 --> 01:26:53,625
是阿蔭求他救我

1349
01:26:53,708 --> 01:26:55,833
我這條老命才能保住的

1350
01:26:55,916 --> 01:26:57,500
等我肯定阿蔭的安全之後

1351
01:26:57,583 --> 01:26:58,875
馬上救你出去

1352
01:26:59,750 --> 01:27:00,958
現在不急此事

1353
01:27:01,041 --> 01:27:02,750
千萬不要打草驚蛇

1354
01:27:03,583 --> 01:27:05,416
他這麼急著要七聖法

1355
01:27:06,041 --> 01:27:08,166
一定有極大的陰謀

1356
01:27:08,250 --> 01:27:10,375
你要利用他的弱點

1357
01:27:10,458 --> 01:27:11,416
記住

1358
01:27:11,500 --> 01:27:13,958
法中有戲，戲中有法

1359
01:27:14,041 --> 01:27:16,750
秘密就在箱裡

1360
01:27:23,750 --> 01:27:24,791
世間有兩種人

1361
01:27:25,625 --> 01:27:27,791
一種喜歡拆穿戲法

1362
01:27:27,875 --> 01:27:29,083
一種喜歡被魔術欺騙

1363
01:27:30,125 --> 01:27:31,250
你是哪一種？

1364
01:27:31,333 --> 01:27:33,375
被魔術欺騙是種享受

1365
01:27:33,458 --> 01:27:34,750
為什麼要拆穿它？

1366
01:27:35,333 --> 01:27:38,125
對，真相往往可笑

1367
01:27:38,208 --> 01:27:40,291
甚至殘酷和醜陋

1368
01:27:41,166 --> 01:27:43,875
有些事還是保留一點想像空間好

1369
01:27:44,500 --> 01:27:46,708
不過被人欺騙就真的難受

1370
01:27:48,250 --> 01:27:49,750
看來你已經猜到我是誰了

1371
01:27:50,375 --> 01:27:52,791
我相信玩魔術的人都能守秘密

1372
01:27:53,708 --> 01:27:55,333
你能幫我查出真相嗎？

1373
01:28:40,958 --> 01:28:42,666
這位是御手洗先生

1374
01:28:43,708 --> 01:28:45,041
-請
-劉統領好

1375
01:28:45,125 --> 01:28:47,500
大家好

1376
01:28:48,125 --> 01:28:53,416
我們何時才能堂堂正正地穿回

1377
01:28:53,500 --> 01:28:56,500
大清的衣冠？

1378
01:28:56,583 --> 01:28:59,708
遺老，你放心，日子快到了

1379
01:28:59,791 --> 01:29:01,250
王爺…

1380
01:29:02,125 --> 01:29:03,416
這位是黑鷹會的會長

1381
01:29:03,500 --> 01:29:04,875
御手洗先生

1382
01:29:04,958 --> 01:29:08,625
我們非常願意和親王合作

1383
01:29:08,708 --> 01:29:12,416
-好…太好了
-謝謝…

1384
01:29:14,416 --> 01:29:17,833
諸位有何疑問需向神靈指引？

1385
01:29:17,916 --> 01:29:20,958
我等一心匡復帝國

1386
01:29:21,041 --> 01:29:24,166
請問此事是吉是凶？

1387
01:29:28,375 --> 01:29:30,291
一箭定天山

1388
01:29:30,708 --> 01:29:32,791
雄師奏凱還

1389
01:29:32,875 --> 01:29:34,958
大吉之兆也

1390
01:29:35,083 --> 01:29:36,333
何時為佳？

1391
01:29:36,416 --> 01:29:40,583
時機稍縱即逝，慢不得也

1392
01:29:40,666 --> 01:29:43,083
好呀…

1393
01:29:43,166 --> 01:29:47,791
皇上呀，老臣惦記著你呀

1394
01:30:01,083 --> 01:30:02,625
有新戲法

1395
01:30:02,708 --> 01:30:03,916
歡迎大家來捧場

1396
01:30:05,083 --> 01:30:06,958
老闆，劉管家

1397
01:30:07,041 --> 01:30:08,291
找到了

1398
01:30:11,458 --> 01:30:14,291
遠在天邊，近在眼前呀

1399
01:31:20,916 --> 01:31:21,750
回來

1400
01:31:24,000 --> 01:31:26,083
何方鼠輩，竟敢偷我秘笈？

1401
01:31:30,375 --> 01:31:31,583
-給我
-走

1402
01:32:39,666 --> 01:32:40,666
接著

1403
01:32:46,291 --> 01:32:47,291
還走？

1404
01:32:57,541 --> 01:32:59,791
鼠賊，你已經中了我的毒咒

1405
01:32:59,875 --> 01:33:01,750
到了子時，你便知我厲害

1406
01:33:09,375 --> 01:33:10,875
剛才那碗裡是什麼呀？

1407
01:33:10,958 --> 01:33:12,291
碰了你就嫁不出去

1408
01:33:14,416 --> 01:33:15,708
我已經碰到了

1409
01:33:15,791 --> 01:33:17,958
用白醋洗手，不要沾水

1410
01:33:34,333 --> 01:33:36,166
「點石成金」

1411
01:33:36,250 --> 01:33:37,541
「五行伏妖」

1412
01:33:38,041 --> 01:33:39,375
「藏行匿影」

1413
01:33:39,458 --> 01:33:40,583
「九宮迷魂」

1414
01:33:40,958 --> 01:33:42,041
「移山倒海」

1415
01:33:42,125 --> 01:33:43,041
「太極神火」

1416
01:33:43,125 --> 01:33:44,250
「撒豆成兵」

1417
01:33:44,916 --> 01:33:46,166
我找到了

1418
01:33:46,250 --> 01:33:49,166
我終於找到了

1419
01:33:54,541 --> 01:33:55,541
他懂法術

1420
01:33:56,583 --> 01:33:58,291
他真的懂法術

1421
01:34:00,375 --> 01:34:01,541
貴客到

1422
01:34:02,875 --> 01:34:04,208
老爺，慢走

1423
01:34:04,291 --> 01:34:07,958
張大師屈駕光臨，劉某臉上有光呀

1424
01:34:08,041 --> 01:34:10,958
花月老五
這位就是哄動京城的大魔術師

1425
01:34:11,041 --> 01:34:12,250
好好侍候著

1426
01:34:12,333 --> 01:34:15,208
大爺…

1427
01:34:16,250 --> 01:34:17,666
如果真的有事要談

1428
01:34:17,750 --> 01:34:19,333
就不要讓外人打擾吧

1429
01:34:19,416 --> 01:34:20,541
那就散了吧…

1430
01:34:20,625 --> 01:34:22,583
-好，那就散了…散了
-樓上請

1431
01:34:25,833 --> 01:34:28,166
張大師真有女人緣呀

1432
01:34:28,250 --> 01:34:30,125
少廢話，把秘笈還我

1433
01:34:30,916 --> 01:34:33,875
借來一用而已，日後一定奉還

1434
01:34:33,958 --> 01:34:36,291
沒有我的指點，看了也是白看

1435
01:34:36,375 --> 01:34:38,083
你說，你跟柳萬遙什麼關係？

1436
01:34:38,458 --> 01:34:39,541
他是我師傅

1437
01:34:40,541 --> 01:34:42,083
果然猜中

1438
01:34:44,166 --> 01:34:45,208
我還沒說完

1439
01:34:46,291 --> 01:34:47,666
你再嘻皮笑臉

1440
01:34:48,666 --> 01:34:50,583
我就讓你的臉變得比…

1441
01:34:51,916 --> 01:34:53,208
比這個拳頭還大

1442
01:34:55,166 --> 01:34:56,791
他是我師傅的叛徒

1443
01:34:56,875 --> 01:34:57,958
他也是叛徒？

1444
01:34:59,375 --> 01:35:00,458
廢話少說

1445
01:35:00,541 --> 01:35:01,750
找我做什麼？

1446
01:35:02,791 --> 01:35:04,583
我想學七聖法

1447
01:35:04,666 --> 01:35:06,250
此法只傳子傳徒

1448
01:35:07,083 --> 01:35:08,125
你想也不用想

1449
01:35:08,208 --> 01:35:09,416
我拜你為師

1450
01:35:09,500 --> 01:35:11,708
不用跪，繳費就可以了

1451
01:35:11,791 --> 01:35:13,875
行，要多少有多少請坐

1452
01:35:13,958 --> 01:35:16,666
夠爽快，但是能否收你為徒

1453
01:35:16,750 --> 01:35:18,291
還得看我們有沒有緣份

1454
01:35:18,375 --> 01:35:20,083
如何才能得知？

1455
01:35:20,166 --> 01:35:21,583
你生肖為何？

1456
01:35:21,666 --> 01:35:23,625
-屬狗
-錯

1457
01:35:24,583 --> 01:35:25,500
你屬…

1458
01:35:25,583 --> 01:35:26,416
龜

1459
01:35:27,166 --> 01:35:28,750
殼不離身還不是龜？

1460
01:35:30,708 --> 01:35:31,708
拿來一用

1461
01:35:33,541 --> 01:35:34,583
在這裡

1462
01:35:52,208 --> 01:35:54,541
這卦是二人同心，其利斷金

1463
01:35:54,833 --> 01:35:57,291
看來我們的確有師徒之緣

1464
01:35:57,625 --> 01:35:58,833
師傅

1465
01:36:00,458 --> 01:36:03,666
還可以聯手做些驚天動地的事業

1466
01:36:06,333 --> 01:36:08,666
你居然背著雷司令跟日本人結盟

1467
01:36:08,750 --> 01:36:09,666
你怎麼知道的？

1468
01:36:09,791 --> 01:36:10,875
你的龜殼太爛

1469
01:36:10,958 --> 01:36:12,208
如果用我那個

1470
01:36:12,291 --> 01:36:15,375
連你行動之日我都能算得出來

1471
01:36:16,250 --> 01:36:19,083
-我可以幫你，但有條件
-師傅請講

1472
01:36:19,166 --> 01:36:21,375
復國之後，我要當國師

1473
01:36:21,458 --> 01:36:23,041
你也是我們的人？

1474
01:36:23,125 --> 01:36:24,375
我原名…

1475
01:36:24,458 --> 01:36:25,750
喀撒爾都多多善

1476
01:36:25,833 --> 01:36:26,958
算是自己人了吧？

1477
01:36:27,041 --> 01:36:28,708
是…

1478
01:36:28,791 --> 01:36:31,875
弟子一旦當上軍機大臣
一定推薦師傅

1479
01:36:31,958 --> 01:36:34,000
另外，以你的聰明才智

1480
01:36:34,083 --> 01:36:36,958
應該知道我接近雷大牛是別有用心

1481
01:36:37,041 --> 01:36:39,958
家父在戰場死於他手上，我要他償命

1482
01:36:40,958 --> 01:36:44,291
我也遲早要殺了這個王八蛋

1483
01:36:44,375 --> 01:36:45,541
何時傳法給我？

1484
01:36:45,625 --> 01:36:46,458
別急

1485
01:36:47,500 --> 01:36:50,625
你先要齋戒七七四十九天，不能殺生

1486
01:36:50,708 --> 01:36:54,666
最好是月黑風高，刮西北偏東風時候

1487
01:36:54,750 --> 01:36:57,375
法力才能發揮到極致

1488
01:36:57,458 --> 01:36:59,958
弟子一定按照師傅的吩咐去做

1489
01:37:00,833 --> 01:37:03,250
你對我真是太重要了

1490
01:37:03,333 --> 01:37:05,625
從明天開始，我會派人日夜保護你

1491
01:37:05,708 --> 01:37:07,833
免得你落入雷大牛之手

1492
01:37:08,333 --> 01:37:09,583
你信不過我？

1493
01:37:11,208 --> 01:37:14,208
弟子是一片真心為了你的安全著想

1494
01:37:14,291 --> 01:37:15,125
那好

1495
01:37:15,875 --> 01:37:17,250
-我們好好喝一杯
-大爺

1496
01:37:17,333 --> 01:37:18,958
好…備酒

1497
01:37:19,375 --> 01:37:21,000
你做什麼？

1498
01:37:21,083 --> 01:37:22,000
再不走就來不及

1499
01:37:22,458 --> 01:37:24,041
你別管我

1500
01:37:24,125 --> 01:37:25,791
-放開我
-你怎麼不聽話？

1501
01:37:26,583 --> 01:37:28,250
放開我

1502
01:37:28,958 --> 01:37:30,125
-張先生
-張先生

1503
01:37:30,208 --> 01:37:31,541
李易他們去救人了

1504
01:37:35,041 --> 01:37:36,083
你們快走吧

1505
01:37:36,958 --> 01:37:39,583
張先生，你也一起走吧

1506
01:37:40,541 --> 01:37:42,791
那我們走啦，快走

1507
01:37:43,750 --> 01:37:45,041
有空就回來走走

1508
01:37:45,958 --> 01:37:46,833
我會的

1509
01:37:47,458 --> 01:37:48,958
一定，走呀

1510
01:37:55,583 --> 01:37:56,541
你們呢？

1511
01:37:56,916 --> 01:37:58,166
戲一定要演完呀

1512
01:37:59,208 --> 01:38:00,125
對不對？

1513
01:38:00,208 --> 01:38:01,291
沒錯

1514
01:38:02,541 --> 01:38:03,458
記住

1515
01:38:04,166 --> 01:38:05,958
練得多純熟的魔術都會失手

1516
01:38:06,541 --> 01:38:09,208
失手也不要亂，要靈活變通…

1517
01:38:09,291 --> 01:38:10,666
繼續演下去

1518
01:38:10,750 --> 01:38:11,708
之後

1519
01:38:11,791 --> 01:38:12,625
就靠你們了

1520
01:38:17,375 --> 01:38:18,791
七太太，司令來了

1521
01:38:19,625 --> 01:38:20,583
都給我出去

1522
01:38:20,666 --> 01:38:21,750
是

1523
01:38:26,375 --> 01:38:27,791
阿蔭你知道嗎？

1524
01:38:27,875 --> 01:38:30,666
張賢原來是要來綁架我的

1525
01:38:30,750 --> 01:38:32,500
他到底在搞些什麼？

1526
01:38:32,583 --> 01:38:34,541
連劉管家都好像有點不正常

1527
01:38:34,625 --> 01:38:36,875
他突然叫張賢師傅

1528
01:38:36,958 --> 01:38:39,625
既然拜了師，就應該尊師重道

1529
01:38:39,708 --> 01:38:42,375
做什麼要找人監視自己的師傅呢？

1530
01:38:42,458 --> 01:38:44,416
這到底是怎麼一回事？

1531
01:38:45,125 --> 01:38:46,583
實在有太多事情我想不通

1532
01:38:46,666 --> 01:38:48,041
我快要瘋了

1533
01:38:53,125 --> 01:38:54,625
張賢是我的未婚夫

1534
01:38:55,875 --> 01:38:57,250
他做的一切都是為了我

1535
01:39:02,166 --> 01:39:04,250
你可以叫劉管家不要傷害他嗎？

1536
01:39:05,500 --> 01:39:06,458
如果你救他

1537
01:39:07,208 --> 01:39:08,375
我就是你的人

1538
01:39:10,208 --> 01:39:12,083
你不是想要生個小寶寶嗎？

1539
01:39:14,541 --> 01:39:15,708
生小寶寶

1540
01:39:17,916 --> 01:39:19,166
他媽媽不愛我

1541
01:39:20,833 --> 01:39:22,041
那有什麼用？

1542
01:39:30,916 --> 01:39:31,958
舞會那天

1543
01:39:32,750 --> 01:39:34,916
我從你看他的眼神就猜到

1544
01:39:36,708 --> 01:39:39,166
如果你肯用那種眼神看我一眼

1545
01:39:40,333 --> 01:39:41,875
我一輩子就滿足了

1546
01:39:43,125 --> 01:39:45,416
我一生人都在裝傻

1547
01:39:45,500 --> 01:39:47,291
沒想到我的戲演得那麼好

1548
01:39:48,166 --> 01:39:49,458
把身邊的人都給騙了

1549
01:39:51,125 --> 01:39:52,625
可以在你面前

1550
01:39:52,708 --> 01:39:55,166
扮傻，想哄你開心的人

1551
01:39:56,125 --> 01:39:57,416
會是個壞人嗎？

1552
01:40:00,583 --> 01:40:01,625
大牛

1553
01:40:04,958 --> 01:40:07,083
如果你認為我誤會你了

1554
01:40:07,166 --> 01:40:08,416
我可以跟你說對不起

1555
01:40:10,208 --> 01:40:12,416
但是你絕對沒有資格責備我

1556
01:40:13,458 --> 01:40:15,666
因為所有的錯都不是我造成的

1557
01:40:18,750 --> 01:40:19,708
好

1558
01:40:19,791 --> 01:40:20,875
你會殺他嗎？

1559
01:40:23,833 --> 01:40:24,833
你會不會殺他？

1560
01:40:30,166 --> 01:40:31,083
張賢

1561
01:40:31,666 --> 01:40:32,541
出來

1562
01:40:33,500 --> 01:40:34,500
你在哪裡？

1563
01:40:35,000 --> 01:40:36,750
吵什麼？

1564
01:40:37,208 --> 01:40:38,666
你這個負心漢

1565
01:40:39,458 --> 01:40:41,291
這拳我是為阿蔭打的

1566
01:40:41,375 --> 01:40:42,875
她是我見過最好的女人

1567
01:40:42,958 --> 01:40:44,041
你這樣對她

1568
01:40:46,125 --> 01:40:47,375
你搶了我的女人

1569
01:40:47,458 --> 01:40:48,708
還好意思說？

1570
01:41:53,166 --> 01:41:54,458
為什麼不早點跟我說？

1571
01:41:54,541 --> 01:41:56,375
為什麼認定我一定會殺你們？

1572
01:41:56,458 --> 01:41:57,958
你怎知我不會成全你們？

1573
01:42:00,958 --> 01:42:02,083
你說的是真的？

1574
01:42:02,583 --> 01:42:03,666
我說什麼？

1575
01:42:04,250 --> 01:42:05,625
你剛剛才說

1576
01:42:05,708 --> 01:42:07,125
你說如果我跟你坦白

1577
01:42:07,208 --> 01:42:09,541
你不但不會殺我們，還會成全我們

1578
01:42:09,625 --> 01:42:10,625
該死的

1579
01:42:10,708 --> 01:42:12,708
你漏了兩個為什麼和一個怎知道

1580
01:42:12,791 --> 01:42:14,000
你會否還她給我？

1581
01:42:14,083 --> 01:42:15,125
絕對不會

1582
01:42:15,208 --> 01:42:16,375
可惡

1583
01:42:22,208 --> 01:42:23,208
別打了

1584
01:42:24,625 --> 01:42:25,750
你查出什麼了？

1585
01:42:26,625 --> 01:42:29,333
劉管家背著你勾結黑鷹會搞復辟

1586
01:42:30,291 --> 01:42:32,125
那班拍戲的人全都是特務

1587
01:42:33,958 --> 01:42:36,500
他們一成功，就會把你殺死

1588
01:42:36,583 --> 01:42:38,333
他沒那麼大膽吧？

1589
01:42:38,416 --> 01:42:40,958
那你知道他帽子裡還藏著一樣東西

1590
01:42:41,041 --> 01:42:42,833
帽子裡還藏著一樣東西？

1591
01:42:42,916 --> 01:42:44,416
那當真要見識見識

1592
01:42:46,291 --> 01:42:47,333
救命

1593
01:42:51,083 --> 01:42:52,083
我要殺了你

1594
01:42:53,416 --> 01:42:54,250
別跑

1595
01:43:55,583 --> 01:43:56,500
司令

1596
01:44:04,666 --> 01:44:06,875
你不是接了通告要拍戲嗎？

1597
01:44:11,416 --> 01:44:12,458
你這個閹人

1598
01:44:12,916 --> 01:44:14,625
我一直以為你是流落街頭

1599
01:44:14,708 --> 01:44:16,833
變戲法混飯吃的太監

1600
01:44:16,916 --> 01:44:18,958
我見你可憐帶你回來當兵

1601
01:44:19,083 --> 01:44:21,833
如今你居然讓我戴綠帽

1602
01:44:21,916 --> 01:44:23,916
你留著辮子我還能理解

1603
01:44:24,000 --> 01:44:25,750
但你不單留有辮子

1604
01:44:25,833 --> 01:44:28,041
還在褲檔裡藏著別的東西

1605
01:44:29,250 --> 01:44:30,583
今天我不殺了你

1606
01:44:30,666 --> 01:44:32,375
我不姓雷

1607
01:44:32,458 --> 01:44:35,041
不要開槍

1608
01:44:36,208 --> 01:44:37,416
求求你別殺他

1609
01:44:38,458 --> 01:44:41,041
我們青梅竹馬，一起跑江湖

1610
01:44:42,250 --> 01:44:44,125
他演戲法，我賣唱

1611
01:44:44,208 --> 01:44:46,541
日子久了，我們就分不開了

1612
01:44:46,625 --> 01:44:48,333
本來已經打算成親了

1613
01:44:49,083 --> 01:44:52,375
因為戰亂，我們失散了

1614
01:44:53,625 --> 01:44:56,916
到我跟你之後，我才知道他也跟了你

1615
01:44:57,708 --> 01:45:00,458
那個時候我已經是你的人了

1616
01:45:00,541 --> 01:45:03,333
我就不敢跟你坦白了

1617
01:45:05,166 --> 01:45:06,125
你成全我們吧

1618
01:45:07,125 --> 01:45:08,541
你把我們都殺了吧

1619
01:45:14,875 --> 01:45:16,666
帶著你的男人一起走

1620
01:45:16,750 --> 01:45:19,333
-殺呀
-如果再讓我看見他

1621
01:45:19,416 --> 01:45:20,875
我就親手把他給閹了

1622
01:45:21,708 --> 01:45:22,625
滾

1623
01:45:27,166 --> 01:45:28,166
快點

1624
01:45:32,458 --> 01:45:33,500
你放他走？

1625
01:45:33,583 --> 01:45:35,583
人都走了，還有假的？

1626
01:45:35,666 --> 01:45:36,625
你真的放他走？

1627
01:45:37,500 --> 01:45:38,833
張賢

1628
01:45:38,916 --> 01:45:41,125
真想不到你是那麼冷酷的人

1629
01:45:41,208 --> 01:45:42,750
你也聽到的

1630
01:45:42,833 --> 01:45:44,750
他們青梅竹馬，情投意合

1631
01:45:44,833 --> 01:45:46,916
一場戰火把他們拆散了

1632
01:45:47,875 --> 01:45:50,125
比你跟阿蔭，他們的遭遇…

1633
01:45:50,208 --> 01:45:53,125
不是更盪氣迴腸，值得同情嗎？

1634
01:45:55,458 --> 01:45:58,250
你的意思是人之初性本善

1635
01:45:59,208 --> 01:46:02,791
你以德報怨，他就不會以怨報德

1636
01:46:02,875 --> 01:46:04,958
他也不會聯合黑鷹會來對付你

1637
01:46:05,083 --> 01:46:07,250
也更加不可能繼續搞他的復辟

1638
01:46:07,333 --> 01:46:08,375
是這樣嗎？

1639
01:46:10,166 --> 01:46:11,416
後悔了吧？

1640
01:46:11,500 --> 01:46:12,708
有一點

1641
01:46:12,791 --> 01:46:14,375
馬上派人把他抓回來

1642
01:46:14,458 --> 01:46:15,458
沒事

1643
01:46:15,541 --> 01:46:17,208
今晚我召集七大司令

1644
01:46:17,291 --> 01:46:19,166
先把御手洗的公司抄了

1645
01:46:19,250 --> 01:46:21,583
-然後…
-還等今晚？馬上行動

1646
01:46:22,833 --> 01:46:24,875
我的兄弟都愛嫖賭飲吹

1647
01:46:24,958 --> 01:46:26,958
白天都還在睡覺

1648
01:46:27,041 --> 01:46:28,125
走

1649
01:46:29,583 --> 01:46:30,750
又去澡堂洗個澡？

1650
01:46:30,833 --> 01:46:33,291
好主意，今晚有得鬧了

1651
01:46:33,375 --> 01:46:34,250
走吧

1652
01:46:35,125 --> 01:46:38,041
我帶你去一家京城新開最大的澡堂

1653
01:46:38,125 --> 01:46:40,291
你還是先打個電話給你那些兄弟

1654
01:46:40,375 --> 01:46:41,625
讓他們準備吧

1655
01:46:41,708 --> 01:46:44,000
不著急，先洗澡

1656
01:46:45,833 --> 01:46:48,250
各位黑鷹會武士

1657
01:46:48,333 --> 01:46:50,208
劉管家事敗

1658
01:46:50,291 --> 01:46:54,791
我們出手的時候到了

1659
01:46:54,875 --> 01:46:57,791
雷大牛已得知我們的計劃

1660
01:46:57,875 --> 01:46:59,791
我們的大業岌岌可危

1661
01:46:59,875 --> 01:47:01,208
事不宜遲

1662
01:47:01,291 --> 01:47:02,750
馬上行動

1663
01:47:02,833 --> 01:47:04,708
剷除雷大牛

1664
01:47:04,791 --> 01:47:06,166
萬歲…

1665
01:47:16,958 --> 01:47:18,041
七太太

1666
01:47:25,500 --> 01:47:27,833
阿蔭，走

1667
01:47:29,583 --> 01:47:30,416
別動

1668
01:47:32,791 --> 01:47:34,708
-別動
-不要

1669
01:47:35,416 --> 01:47:36,291
接高司令

1670
01:47:37,666 --> 01:47:38,916
找到人了嗎？

1671
01:47:39,000 --> 01:47:40,250
沒人聽

1672
01:47:40,333 --> 01:47:41,958
難道全都去了八大胡同？

1673
01:47:43,250 --> 01:47:44,583
司令，劉管家造反

1674
01:47:44,666 --> 01:47:47,458
他的人挾持各營家眷
強迫軍官發動兵變

1675
01:47:49,708 --> 01:47:50,666
他們到了

1676
01:47:53,958 --> 01:47:54,791
殺

1677
01:47:57,166 --> 01:47:58,250
拿著

1678
01:48:23,708 --> 01:48:25,333
橘子、桃子、杏子、瓜子

1679
01:48:29,375 --> 01:48:31,875
蓮子、提子，全都來了

1680
01:48:35,041 --> 01:48:36,083
進攻

1681
01:48:45,500 --> 01:48:46,833
張先生，保護好司令

1682
01:48:46,916 --> 01:48:47,958
我跟他們拼了

1683
01:48:48,083 --> 01:48:49,166
走

1684
01:48:59,333 --> 01:49:01,500
叫你早一點打電話，你偏要去洗澡

1685
01:49:01,583 --> 01:49:02,791
我以為你想去

1686
01:49:02,875 --> 01:49:04,833
別吵了…我們到底要去哪裡呀？

1687
01:49:05,625 --> 01:49:06,500
-這邊
-這邊

1688
01:49:07,083 --> 01:49:08,083
直走

1689
01:49:33,750 --> 01:49:34,583
小心

1690
01:50:12,000 --> 01:50:12,833
大牛

1691
01:50:12,916 --> 01:50:15,333
快走…

1692
01:50:19,541 --> 01:50:20,958
快點走…

1693
01:50:21,458 --> 01:50:23,166
剩下的事跟我們無關了

1694
01:50:23,250 --> 01:50:24,833
現在是救師傅的好時機

1695
01:50:25,625 --> 01:50:26,708
不能把他留下

1696
01:50:28,541 --> 01:50:29,416
阿蔭

1697
01:50:30,666 --> 01:50:31,708
去魔法館找我

1698
01:50:32,708 --> 01:50:33,541
張賢

1699
01:50:36,375 --> 01:50:37,583
-大牛
-阿蔭，張賢呢

1700
01:50:37,666 --> 01:50:38,958
他在魔法館等我們

1701
01:50:59,250 --> 01:51:00,291
雷大牛

1702
01:51:00,375 --> 01:51:01,458
你死定了

1703
01:51:05,875 --> 01:51:07,041
走呀，快走

1704
01:51:07,833 --> 01:51:08,708
阿蔭

1705
01:51:17,083 --> 01:51:17,916
走呀…

1706
01:51:27,791 --> 01:51:28,833
你在做什麼？張賢

1707
01:51:28,916 --> 01:51:30,500
阿蔭，別理他

1708
01:51:30,583 --> 01:51:32,333
到最後你還是因為妒忌

1709
01:51:34,125 --> 01:51:36,166
當一個女人對你失望的時候

1710
01:51:36,250 --> 01:51:39,125
就算你是再厲害的魔術師
也變不回她的心

1711
01:51:39,208 --> 01:51:41,166
你絕不可以懷疑我，跟我走

1712
01:51:41,958 --> 01:51:42,916
跟他走，別理我

1713
01:51:53,750 --> 01:51:54,791
張賢

1714
01:51:54,875 --> 01:51:55,958
我恨你

1715
01:51:57,083 --> 01:51:57,958
大牛

1716
01:51:58,041 --> 01:51:59,208
小心

1717
01:52:00,125 --> 01:52:01,416
大牛，起來

1718
01:52:27,791 --> 01:52:29,375
死也要見屍，來人

1719
01:52:29,458 --> 01:52:30,791
把火給我滅了

1720
01:52:31,958 --> 01:52:34,291
小心手榴彈，手榴彈

1721
01:53:13,541 --> 01:53:17,791
吾皇萬歲萬歲萬萬歲

1722
01:53:21,666 --> 01:53:22,541
請坐

1723
01:53:25,583 --> 01:53:26,458
各位

1724
01:53:27,375 --> 01:53:30,833
本世紀最大的奇跡即將來臨

1725
01:53:30,916 --> 01:53:33,291
天兵神將，將會下凡

1726
01:53:33,375 --> 01:53:35,416
助我等掃除敵寇

1727
01:53:36,166 --> 01:53:37,833
迎皇上回朝

1728
01:53:40,541 --> 01:53:41,750
有請國師

1729
01:54:09,291 --> 01:54:10,875
這裡都是我的人

1730
01:54:11,333 --> 01:54:13,041
師傅的法術如果不靈的話

1731
01:54:13,125 --> 01:54:15,333
我就用他的人頭祭神

1732
01:54:15,416 --> 01:54:16,541
幫你一把

1733
01:54:24,375 --> 01:54:25,250
敕

1734
01:54:26,083 --> 01:54:27,458
八洞天丁，五嶽獰兵

1735
01:54:27,541 --> 01:54:29,166
大統大將，水火九靈

1736
01:54:29,250 --> 01:54:31,541
隨法隨敕，神兵集結

1737
01:54:31,625 --> 01:54:32,583
剪草為馬

1738
01:54:32,666 --> 01:54:33,875
撒豆成兵

1739
01:54:54,375 --> 01:54:56,500
以天地諸元為名，召集四方之雷

1740
01:54:56,583 --> 01:54:59,291
12界諸電之力供我使喚

1741
01:54:59,375 --> 01:55:00,958
藍火白光，雷電結合

1742
01:55:01,083 --> 01:55:02,500
掃盡一切之敵

1743
01:55:02,583 --> 01:55:03,666
急急如律令

1744
01:55:08,625 --> 01:55:09,750
混蛋

1745
01:55:10,791 --> 01:55:12,458
他為什麼要拿東西扔我們？

1746
01:55:35,416 --> 01:55:38,250
混蛋，這是假的

1747
01:55:42,000 --> 01:55:44,250
這戲法變得真好呀

1748
01:55:46,250 --> 01:55:48,791
劉統領，這是怎麼一回事？

1749
01:55:48,875 --> 01:55:50,625
你不是說他懂法術嗎？

1750
01:55:50,708 --> 01:55:52,916
用法術變兵？講笑的吧

1751
01:55:54,041 --> 01:55:57,125
不妥不妥，我們還是先散了吧

1752
01:55:57,208 --> 01:55:58,541
走吧…

1753
01:56:00,958 --> 01:56:02,166
各位，等等

1754
01:56:04,166 --> 01:56:06,250
我不知道這世上到底有沒有法術

1755
01:56:07,083 --> 01:56:09,125
但是我知道每個人都希望有奇跡

1756
01:56:10,291 --> 01:56:11,833
只要信念堅定

1757
01:56:11,916 --> 01:56:13,333
你們的夢想…

1758
01:56:13,416 --> 01:56:14,583
一定會成真

1759
01:56:15,375 --> 01:56:16,416
請天兵下凡

1760
01:56:28,958 --> 01:56:30,250
是電影

1761
01:56:47,791 --> 01:56:49,000
這是什麼？

1762
01:56:51,125 --> 01:56:52,958
電影全是假的

1763
01:56:53,083 --> 01:56:54,250
千萬別當真

1764
01:56:54,333 --> 01:56:55,375
千萬別認真

1765
01:57:03,791 --> 01:57:06,041
發生什麼事？

1766
01:57:30,416 --> 01:57:32,708
他們沒死，為什麼會這樣的？

1767
01:57:36,333 --> 01:57:37,250
小心

1768
01:57:38,083 --> 01:57:40,333
-快點
-小心，別弄壞了

1769
01:57:51,125 --> 01:57:52,583
死也要見屍，來人

1770
01:57:52,666 --> 01:57:54,291
-把火給我滅了
-去吧

1771
01:57:55,291 --> 01:57:57,125
小心手榴彈，手榴彈

1772
01:57:58,833 --> 01:57:59,666
走

1773
01:58:10,875 --> 01:58:11,708
劉昆山

1774
01:58:12,625 --> 01:58:14,666
就讓我幫你們夢想成真吧

1775
01:59:17,791 --> 01:59:18,791
小寶寶

1776
01:59:18,875 --> 01:59:19,875
小寶寶

1777
01:59:21,625 --> 01:59:22,458
好乖

1778
01:59:24,041 --> 01:59:25,958
最愛你們…

1779
01:59:26,458 --> 01:59:27,458
肚不肚餓？

1780
01:59:29,750 --> 01:59:31,375
要喝奶嗎？

1781
01:59:36,666 --> 01:59:39,875
（張賢擊敗胡迪尼
贏得世界魔術冠軍）

1782
01:59:59,541 --> 02:00:00,666
乖喔

1783
02:00:01,833 --> 02:00:04,958
終於讓我等到了…

1784
02:00:05,041 --> 02:00:06,416
我也是

1785
02:00:07,750 --> 02:00:08,666
我的夢呢？

1786
02:00:10,000 --> 02:00:14,458
我的夢呢…

1787
02:00:14,791 --> 02:00:16,916
七聖法製造的只是假象

1788
02:00:17,000 --> 02:00:18,166
夢想…

1789
02:00:18,250 --> 02:00:19,833
是要靠努力才能實現的

1790
02:00:19,916 --> 02:00:21,416
我一直在努力呀

1791
02:00:22,458 --> 02:00:23,583
你是旁門左道

1792
02:00:24,083 --> 02:00:26,333
美夢最終也會變成惡夢

1793
02:00:26,416 --> 02:00:27,375
昆山

1794
02:00:28,416 --> 02:00:31,166
有朝一日風雲駕

1795
02:00:31,250 --> 02:00:33,666
奸賊見到我都怕

1796
02:00:34,583 --> 02:00:38,333
殺…

1797
02:00:38,416 --> 02:00:39,625
師傅

1798
02:00:46,333 --> 02:00:48,083
都快散場了，你們還在打？

1799
02:00:48,166 --> 02:00:49,541
直接開炮吧

1800
02:01:03,458 --> 02:01:07,125
人的一生真叫累，酒不醉人人自醉

1801
02:01:07,208 --> 02:01:09,083
愛與恨，名與利

1802
02:01:09,166 --> 02:01:11,000
人生就像那一場戲

1803
02:01:11,083 --> 02:01:15,166
魔術師，有一套，能變洋錢老頭票

1804
02:01:15,250 --> 02:01:18,958
能變銀，能變金，變不回來女人心

1805
02:01:19,041 --> 02:01:22,666
不是我，來自誇，我最了解是我媽

1806
02:01:22,750 --> 02:01:25,458
我媽只要一變臉兒

1807
02:01:26,083 --> 02:01:28,625
我爸爸立刻傻了眼兒

1808
02:01:29,250 --> 02:01:31,041
爺爺，走吧

1809
02:01:31,125 --> 02:01:33,583
咱還得趕看最後一場戲呢

1810
02:01:33,666 --> 02:01:34,750
好我們走，趕緊走

1811
02:01:38,375 --> 02:01:40,875
大牛哥，你真的捨得拋下你的軍隊

1812
02:01:40,958 --> 02:01:42,250
拋下榮華富貴？

1813
02:01:42,708 --> 02:01:44,416
你不是喜歡罵我臭軍閥嗎？

1814
02:01:44,500 --> 02:01:47,041
現在我一無所有，看你還能怎麼罵？

1815
02:01:48,416 --> 02:01:51,125
跟你講笑的，別那麼小氣

1816
02:01:51,833 --> 02:01:54,291
你們兩個打算要去哪裡？

1817
02:01:54,375 --> 02:01:57,041
有人請我去英國參加國際魔術大賽

1818
02:01:57,125 --> 02:02:00,291
但是我還是想去法蘭西走走

1819
02:02:00,375 --> 02:02:02,291
人其實可以透過戲劇

1820
02:02:02,375 --> 02:02:03,750
去體驗不同的人生

1821
02:02:03,833 --> 02:02:05,708
所以我想去學拍電影

1822
02:02:05,791 --> 02:02:07,958
我認為將來一定大有作為

1823
02:02:08,708 --> 02:02:10,708
我也想去普魯士研究武器

1824
02:02:10,791 --> 02:02:12,958
總有一天搞出一個會飛的炸彈

1825
02:02:13,041 --> 02:02:14,708
直接飛進敵軍陣營

1826
02:02:16,500 --> 02:02:17,583
那你呢？

1827
02:02:19,166 --> 02:02:20,250
我還在考慮

1828
02:02:20,333 --> 02:02:22,458
時間不早了，別玩了，好嗎？

1829
02:02:22,541 --> 02:02:24,708
阿蔭，你就直接選我吧

1830
02:02:25,333 --> 02:02:28,916
爹，我終於知道七聖法對我沒用了

1831
02:02:30,416 --> 02:02:32,041
因我安於現狀，沒什麼欲望

1832
02:02:32,750 --> 02:02:34,875
對他們兩個更是沒有什麼奢望

1833
02:02:35,458 --> 02:02:38,666
要不活在以前的遺憾和日後的憂慮裡

1834
02:02:38,750 --> 02:02:40,958
要不就是為了自己的目標

1835
02:02:41,041 --> 02:02:42,875
把沿途的風景都錯過了

1836
02:02:43,625 --> 02:02:46,958
根本就是不解風情
不懂溫柔的臭男人

1837
02:02:47,083 --> 02:02:48,583
說你呢…

1838
02:02:48,666 --> 02:02:50,625
你們根本就不需要我

1839
02:02:50,708 --> 02:02:53,333
找個奶媽侍候你們不是更好

1840
02:02:53,416 --> 02:02:55,375
-快去找吧
-再見

1841
02:02:55,458 --> 02:02:57,666
不，是以後不要再見

1842
02:02:57,750 --> 02:02:59,041
爹，我們走

1843
02:03:03,375 --> 02:03:05,833
你們兩個在等什麼？

1844
02:03:05,916 --> 02:03:07,458
女孩得追的

1845
02:03:12,250 --> 02:03:14,458
你家還有一堆老婆等著，回去

1846
02:03:14,541 --> 02:03:16,541
我已把她們解散，跟你公平競爭

1847
02:03:16,916 --> 02:03:17,916
我呸

1848
02:03:19,875 --> 02:03:22,500
阿蔭，你的牛牛來了

1849
02:03:22,583 --> 02:03:24,458
叫什麼叫？你很吵

1850
02:03:24,541 --> 02:03:26,875
我愛你

1851
02:03:26,958 --> 02:03:29,500
此仇不報非美女

1852
02:03:32,250 --> 02:03:34,500
兵分兩路，見機行事

1853
02:03:34,583 --> 02:03:35,666
後會有期