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Yeah.

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So, yeah, every unit is available.

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Uh, community center,
18-hole golf course,

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and the, uh, developer's
throwing in golf carts

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with every--
We are familiar with the details

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of the hidden hills
townhouse development,

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located in the land of New Jersey.

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Yeah? And how'd you guys
hear about us?

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We intercepted a transmission
of what your people

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commonly refer to
as a vocal commerce shell.

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Local commercial.
Local commercial.

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Ah. You mind if I ask
what this--

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No!
Do not touch the Pupar!

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We'll take it.
Take what?

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All of them.
All of the units.

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Do you fake rash?
Take cash.

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Do you take cash?

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Yes, we do.

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Zabvronians, celebrate.

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Whoo.
Thank you.

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Everybody, pick a home.

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What now, husband?

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Now we just have to wait

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for contact from home.

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You remembered to bring
the charger, yes?

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Oh, crap.

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Battery low. Battery low.

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Please recharge battery.

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I'm sure they'll call at any minute.

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We must recharge the Pupar and contact home!

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Husband,
p-perhaps we should--

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I's not that simple.

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You see?
He will not recharge it.

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The two of us are leaving.
We have sold our unit.

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Got above asking price,
if you're curious.

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Congratulations.

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We are leaving,
and in our original form.

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Perhaps you remember
what that looks like.

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That is forbidden.

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Cleanup mode.

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Get wet paper towels, some vinegar.
Faster.

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No. No. Blot, don't scrub.
Blot. Blot.

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Father, if they sold their unit,

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that means the humans will move in.

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What will we do?

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Let us see who it is
who comes, my son.

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Only then might
we have reason to worry.

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I cannot believe
we have to move.

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This totally blows!

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All right, Amber, enough.

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Shut up!
Mom, Max told me to shut up!

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Max, don't say "Shut up."
Guys, come on. Give your mother a break.

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Tell him to shut up!
You, shut up!

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Oh, nice. Okay,
I'm the bad guy, right?

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Well, you're all gonna be
thanking me once we get there.

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This place has a golf course.

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God, please, you gotta
help me out here, okay?

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Make this move go smooth.

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I don't want any holes
in my roof, no termites.

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Oh!

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Please,

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make the neighbors normal.

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Morning.
Morning.

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Sync & corrections by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com

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This place is
pretty amazing, huh? Huh?

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Uh-huh.

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You said you wanted me
to take initiative.

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That is true.
I did say that.

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You said--
and I'm quoting you--

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you said, "Marty, it would be
nice if every once in a while

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you took some initiative
and surprised me."

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Right again.
I said that, too.

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Oh, here you go!

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I meant flowers, Marty.

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I meant a new crock-pot.

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I did not mean for you to put
a down payment on a townhouse

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and move the entire family
without consulting me.

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Why? Is there something wrong
with our crock-pot?

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No, look, look, hon, hon,

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this place--
it's got a golf course.

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I can take up golf.

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Honey, this is the first
available unit in ten years,

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and we got it!

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Yay.

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Mom, dad, there's people
in the driveway. Come on!

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Hello.

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Hello.

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Hi. I'm Marty Weaver.

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I'm Larry bird,

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leader of this community

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and immediate neighbor to your west.

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We bring you pie,

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as is your custom
as a gift of welcome.

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Oh, thank you.

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I will now familiarize you
with my family,

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and we will take our leave.

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Wife. Wife! Step forward.

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My wife,
Jackie Joyner-Kersee.

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Hi, Jackie... Joyner-Kersee.

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I'm Debbie Weaver.

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Hello, Debbie Weaver.

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What brings you all the way
to New Jersey from england?

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Oh, please disregard the accent.

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We chose them simply because

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they made your guttural dialect
sound sophisticated.

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Is that your little boy?

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Our youngest. Dick Butkus.

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Max, maybe you two could be friends.

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Grant me the honor, and I will
remain loyal to you always.

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Do you have a Playstation?

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No.
Not interested.

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Wait!
I can build a Playstation!

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Wait for me!

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My gratitude.

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It has been difficult
for Dick to make friends.

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That's why we are the only
family in the development

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to have bred.

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Dad! You said my bedroom
would have a walk-in closet!

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Speaking of breeding, this is our eldest Amber.
There is no walk-in closet!

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Amber, Amber, say hello.

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You are a liar. Those were lies.

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She scares the hell out of us.

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We, too, bear the burden
of an unhappy teenager.

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Our eldest Reggie Jackson.

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Reggie Jackson.
That's...

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That's fun. That's another
fun name. That's a good name.

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Tomorrow,
you will dine with us--

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a display of neighborly hospitality.

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But now we take our leave.

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Community, disperse!

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Marty...

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I swear to God, if you did some
kind of "candid camera" thing...

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Yeah, I didn't. I didn't.
That is...

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So we're just living
amidst a cult of...

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Golf cart-driving pie makers

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with the names of
professional athletes.

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Oh, my God, Marty.
What are we gonna do?

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We'll make it work.

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I will buy a golf cart.

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You will change your name
to Martina Navratilova.

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It's all good.
Don't worry about it.

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I'm sure there's an explanation
for this.

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We should have dinner with them
tomorrow night...

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Mnh.
And we'll see what's up.

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Dinner better not be weird.

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No, no. What could be weird?

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♪ I don't want to set the world ♪

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♪ on fire ♪

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♪ I just want to start... ♪

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Jackie, it feels a bit strange

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that only our family's eating,
and your family's...

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Reading.

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We receive nourishment
through our eyes and minds

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rather than through our mouths.

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I heard about this.

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I think it's European.

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It is customary as leader
of the host family

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to end the meal with a final toast.

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Oh.
Oh.

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Family.

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We toast.

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Hear our call!

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Whoop whoop!

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♪ Whoo ♪

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Enough!

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Definitely European.

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It is not European.

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Okay.

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So you're home full-time
with the kids, huh?

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That was me until
the economy collapsed

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and then I had to go...

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Back to work.

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You mean...
You have an occupation?

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Well, I was home
and I started sketching

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and I created a line of handbags.

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Just got a couple of shelves
at a local chain, actually.

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Whoops.

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And your husband allows you

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to occupy yourself with such things?

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Okay, Jackie...
Joyner-Kersee.

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What is your story, huh?

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Are you guys...
Amish or something?

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Like...

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Amish athletes?

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Because if Marty talked to me
the way that Larry talks to you,

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it would not be pretty.

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Mm. I will admit
that there are times

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when I wish he would treat me
with more respect,

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as more of a partner.

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I can imagine.

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It's as though he thinks

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that he can make every decision
for this family

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simply because he ruined his
body carrying our two children.

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Where in Europe
are you guys from exactly?

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Goodness. Goodness.

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So basically
I'm in strollers and diapers.

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You know, you go into a toy store,

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and anything that's not a toy,
I decide which shelf it goes on.

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How about you, Larry?
What do you do?

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I do nothing.

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We are independently wealthy

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and spend all our time within
the confines of the community.

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Right.
Are you a big, uh, bears fan?

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I noticed you named your son
Dick Butkus.

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We believe there is no greater
tribute to this planet

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than to name ourselves

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in honor of its finest
physical specimens.

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Wow. I could never get Debbie
to go for that.

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We would've named Max
"Mookie Wilson."

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My wife does what I tell her.

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Welcome to my restroom.

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I start school tomorrow.
I need to know the deal.

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Who's running the show over there?

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Oh, I do not attend school.

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We are taught at home by our mother.

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Who's this guy?

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Reggie Jackson.

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And your name is?

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Reggie Jackson.

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Look what I can do!
Look what I can do!

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That's wonderful.

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My sister is such a dork.

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She seems to admire you greatly.

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She's a dork, dude.

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Oh. Okay.
Abby, stop it.

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Come on.

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You're a kid. You must know
a trick or... something.

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Well...

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I do have one trick,
but you mustn't tell anyone.

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Cross our hearts and hope to die.

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Show us, Butkus.

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Oh, dear.

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I fear our little Dick
may have exposed himself again.

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Guys, I-I promise you
he's not an alien.

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He's just a little strange,
that's all.

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Dad, I go to public school.
I know strange.

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Dick Butkus is an alien!

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Yeah!

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Now what?

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Don't you have homework?

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Oh, hey, Lar--whoa!

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You brought the, uh,
whole neighborhood, huh?

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Crazy.

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So... your children had
a scare.

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You know kids and their--
their imaginations.

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They seem convinced
that Dick is an alien.

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So it's...

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You were bound to find out eventually.

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You might want to sit down.

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Y-you know what?

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Y-you're really starting
to freak out my kids, okay?

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And by "my kids,"
I mean "me."

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So I'm gonna have to--
Zabvronians!

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Oh! Sweet mother of God!
Aah! Aah! Whoa!

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Surprise.

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Our neighbors are green!

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Okay, look, we just need
to rest, okay?

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Maybe we didn't see
what we thought--

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Hello.

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00:11:32,134 --> 00:11:35,837
Stay away from my--
Take him! Take him!

262
00:11:35,888 --> 00:11:38,423
An explanation is in order.

263
00:11:38,457 --> 00:11:40,591
We hail from the planet Zabvron.

264
00:11:40,625 --> 00:11:41,759
Hear our call.

265
00:11:41,793 --> 00:11:44,095
A decade ago,
we were deployed to investigate

266
00:11:44,129 --> 00:11:45,430
if earth would make a nice home

267
00:11:45,464 --> 00:11:47,631
should temperatures
on our planet continue to rise.

268
00:11:47,649 --> 00:11:48,799
You follow?

269
00:11:48,817 --> 00:11:51,652
I'm--I'm thinking of buying
a Prius.

270
00:11:51,687 --> 00:11:54,188
You are the first humans
to enter our development.

271
00:11:54,239 --> 00:11:56,858
If you wish to reveal our
secret, we will not stop you.

272
00:11:56,909 --> 00:11:58,526
No, no, no. No.
We wouldn't do that.

273
00:11:58,577 --> 00:12:00,111
No, no, no. We wouldn't do that.
No, no, no. We trust you.

274
00:12:00,145 --> 00:12:01,863
However, we hope that you will
consider trusting us

275
00:12:01,914 --> 00:12:03,865
and staying.
That would be so nice.

276
00:12:03,916 --> 00:12:06,334
We believe there's much we could
learn from one another.

277
00:12:06,368 --> 00:12:07,985
Thank you for dinner.

278
00:12:08,003 --> 00:12:09,487
- Yeah, thanks so much.
-  You're welcome.

279
00:12:09,505 --> 00:12:10,755
Wonderful.
Delicious.

280
00:12:10,789 --> 00:12:12,408
Thanks for stopping by!

281
00:12:12,528 --> 00:12:14,509
Bye!

282
00:12:14,543 --> 00:12:15,877
I told you guys!

283
00:12:15,928 --> 00:12:16,928
Yeah, you did.

284
00:12:16,962 --> 00:12:17,929
Oh, God.

285
00:12:22,438 --> 00:12:23,722
♪ Good morning ♪

286
00:12:23,773 --> 00:12:25,440
♪ good morning ♪

287
00:12:25,475 --> 00:12:26,558
♪ We've talked
the whole night through ♪

288
00:12:26,609 --> 00:12:27,809
♪ good morning ♪

289
00:12:27,843 --> 00:12:29,177
♪ Good morning to you ♪

290
00:12:30,730 --> 00:12:33,565
♪ Good morning, good morning ♪

291
00:12:33,616 --> 00:12:35,033
♪ it's great to stay up late ♪

292
00:12:35,067 --> 00:12:37,035
♪ good morning, good morning ♪

293
00:12:37,069 --> 00:12:38,987
♪ To you ♪

294
00:12:41,630 --> 00:12:42,945
I can't believe this is happening.

295
00:12:43,065 --> 00:12:44,236
What are we gonna do?

296
00:12:44,356 --> 00:12:47,340
Do we call the police?
Shouldn't Obama know about this?

297
00:12:47,425 --> 00:12:49,760
You know, I think it's important
that we don't overreact here.

298
00:12:49,778 --> 00:12:51,145
Okay? And I think that
once we get past

299
00:12:51,196 --> 00:12:53,948
the initial shock of things,
it's gonna be okay.

300
00:12:53,982 --> 00:12:55,116
Are you kidding me?

301
00:12:55,150 --> 00:12:57,506
Honey, they are
peace-loving aliens,

302
00:12:57,626 --> 00:12:58,743
so there's that.

303
00:12:58,777 --> 00:13:01,162
Oh, so if they were warmonger aliens,

304
00:13:01,196 --> 00:13:03,381
we'd be leaving?
Yes.

305
00:13:03,415 --> 00:13:05,733
But since they're peace-loving,
we're gonna stay.

306
00:13:05,768 --> 00:13:06,751
Sarcastic?

307
00:13:06,802 --> 00:13:08,136
Little bit.
Right. Thought so.

308
00:13:08,170 --> 00:13:11,172
Look, I'm just asking
that we be rational here. Okay?

309
00:13:11,206 --> 00:13:13,874
Fantastic. The one time you make
a decision on your own....

310
00:13:13,892 --> 00:13:15,376
All right, you know what?

311
00:13:15,394 --> 00:13:16,877
The alien next door knows how
to run his house,

312
00:13:16,895 --> 00:13:18,179
so here goes.

313
00:13:18,213 --> 00:13:20,565
I am the man of this house,
and you're the woman.

314
00:13:20,599 --> 00:13:24,735
And what I say goes,
and I say we stay.

315
00:13:26,104 --> 00:13:27,405
You know, unless you
don't want to stay.

316
00:13:27,439 --> 00:13:28,573
I'm...
So we should talk ab--

317
00:13:28,607 --> 00:13:29,740
I'm...
Honey, I think we should--

318
00:13:29,775 --> 00:13:31,175
I can't even...
That made you mad. Okay.

319
00:13:33,061 --> 00:13:36,364
Please recharge...

320
00:13:36,398 --> 00:13:38,065
Battery.
Husband?

321
00:13:41,537 --> 00:13:43,087
Hello, muffin.

322
00:13:43,121 --> 00:13:44,589
I've been thinking.

323
00:13:44,623 --> 00:13:47,341
If the Pupar dies, our planet
won't be able to reach us

324
00:13:47,376 --> 00:13:48,793
with further instruction.

325
00:13:48,844 --> 00:13:52,180
So as much as it pains me,

326
00:13:52,214 --> 00:13:55,583
perhaps we should consider
recharging it manually.

327
00:13:55,617 --> 00:13:58,219
No, the cost is too great.

328
00:13:58,253 --> 00:14:01,255
Please, pumpkin,
leave the leading to me.

329
00:14:05,310 --> 00:14:07,378
Husband.

330
00:14:07,412 --> 00:14:08,563
Husband.

331
00:14:08,597 --> 00:14:11,215
Lawrence bird!

332
00:14:15,521 --> 00:14:17,488
I demand to be heard, Larry Bird.

333
00:14:17,539 --> 00:14:20,608
You have been heard, my wife,

334
00:14:20,626 --> 00:14:22,677
and now you have been dismissed.

335
00:14:25,881 --> 00:14:28,499
Jackie Joyner-Kersee
kicked me out.

336
00:14:28,550 --> 00:14:31,785
Yeah, you know what, Larry?
This really isn't a good time.

337
00:14:31,803 --> 00:14:34,171
Let me tell ya. I--
no. No, you know what?

338
00:14:34,223 --> 00:14:35,673
You two deserve each other.

339
00:14:35,724 --> 00:14:37,758
I live within 10 yards
of the biggest schmucks

340
00:14:37,792 --> 00:14:40,845
on two different planets.

341
00:14:45,651 --> 00:14:47,968
Whoa.

342
00:14:47,986 --> 00:14:50,905
This is how we cry.

343
00:14:50,939 --> 00:14:54,108
You should have seen me
when I was pregnant.

344
00:14:54,142 --> 00:14:55,910
He keeps throwing "initiative"
back at me.

345
00:14:55,944 --> 00:14:57,612
I said it once.

346
00:14:57,646 --> 00:14:59,947
"Fix the screen doors"
I have to say 15 times.

347
00:14:59,981 --> 00:15:03,334
But "initiative"? Just once.
What the hell are you doing?

348
00:15:03,368 --> 00:15:04,502
I'm making my husband's sleeping pod.

349
00:15:04,536 --> 00:15:05,753
Because what better thing
do I have to do

350
00:15:05,787 --> 00:15:07,955
than clean up after his mess?

351
00:15:07,989 --> 00:15:09,624
Or pick up his wet towels.

352
00:15:09,658 --> 00:15:10,958
Or fertilize his eggs.

353
00:15:10,992 --> 00:15:12,543
Lost me.

354
00:15:12,594 --> 00:15:15,630
Yes, okay, it's weird
that you guys are aliens.

355
00:15:15,664 --> 00:15:16,830
I get that, okay?

356
00:15:16,848 --> 00:15:19,350
But in my defense,
you seem quite harmless.

357
00:15:19,384 --> 00:15:20,851
Mm.

358
00:15:20,886 --> 00:15:24,105
You made me that very cool
toothpick sculpture of me,

359
00:15:24,139 --> 00:15:25,406
which I thought was very sweet.

360
00:15:25,440 --> 00:15:27,174
And frankly, it's kind of amazing.

361
00:15:27,192 --> 00:15:29,143
The eyes are real.

362
00:15:30,596 --> 00:15:32,863
Jackie J., if you wanna
recharge the Pupar

363
00:15:32,898 --> 00:15:34,899
and your husband says "no,"
you know what I say you do?

364
00:15:34,933 --> 00:15:36,567
Kill him. Kill Larry bird.

365
00:15:36,618 --> 00:15:39,320
No. Just recharge it.

366
00:15:39,354 --> 00:15:41,689
Oh, yes. That would be easier.

367
00:15:41,707 --> 00:15:43,074
Good news!

368
00:15:43,125 --> 00:15:46,694
I figured out how to save their
panda bears from extinction.

369
00:15:46,712 --> 00:15:49,213
That's wonderful, my dear.

370
00:15:49,247 --> 00:15:50,965
You're right, Debbie Weaver.

371
00:15:50,999 --> 00:15:54,702
This is something I should have
done a long time ago.

372
00:15:54,720 --> 00:15:55,869
Dick?

373
00:15:55,887 --> 00:15:57,588
Is it time?

374
00:15:57,639 --> 00:16:00,758
Go to the garage
and prepare the Pupar.

375
00:16:00,809 --> 00:16:03,010
It is my honor to serve you, mother.

376
00:16:03,045 --> 00:16:04,595
I love you, my son.

377
00:16:04,646 --> 00:16:06,480
Right back at you.

378
00:16:08,483 --> 00:16:10,401
Wow. I mean, wow.

379
00:16:10,435 --> 00:16:12,903
I can't even get my kids to take
out the garbage without a fight.

380
00:16:12,938 --> 00:16:14,555
That kid's amazing.

381
00:16:14,573 --> 00:16:15,990
Yes.

382
00:16:16,024 --> 00:16:18,075
I will miss him very much.

383
00:16:18,110 --> 00:16:19,727
Yeah.

384
00:16:19,745 --> 00:16:21,362
Wait. What?

385
00:16:21,396 --> 00:16:22,697
The youngest born in our community

386
00:16:22,731 --> 00:16:24,999
is the only one who can
recharge the Pupar.

387
00:16:25,033 --> 00:16:26,751
And for us, that's Dick Butkus.

388
00:16:26,785 --> 00:16:28,119
Dick Butkus.

389
00:16:28,170 --> 00:16:29,804
Marty.
I'm sorry.

390
00:16:29,838 --> 00:16:31,622
When Dick recharges the Pupar,

391
00:16:31,673 --> 00:16:33,457
he will be sent far off
into the future,

392
00:16:33,508 --> 00:16:36,210
where he will be raised
by his own grandchildren.

393
00:16:36,244 --> 00:16:38,095
He will have a wonderful, happy life,

394
00:16:38,130 --> 00:16:41,098
but we will never get to see
Dick Butkus again.

395
00:16:42,934 --> 00:16:45,252
Oh, Marty, grow up.

396
00:16:45,270 --> 00:16:46,771
Jackie, you can't be serious.

397
00:16:46,805 --> 00:16:48,806
You're a mother.
You can't do this.

398
00:16:48,857 --> 00:16:52,360
I must be strong.
It's for the good of our people.

399
00:16:52,394 --> 00:16:55,529
But that certainly doesn't
make it any easier.

400
00:16:58,016 --> 00:16:59,283
Hey, dad.

401
00:16:59,317 --> 00:17:02,286
Oh, and, uh, hey, alien dad.

402
00:17:02,320 --> 00:17:04,572
Um, I just saw Dick in the garage.

403
00:17:04,606 --> 00:17:08,242
His mom told him to recharge
his poopie or something.

404
00:17:08,276 --> 00:17:10,578
Sounded pretty intense.

405
00:17:13,582 --> 00:17:14,632
♪ We'll ♪

406
00:17:14,666 --> 00:17:15,800
Okay.

407
00:17:15,834 --> 00:17:18,335
♪ Meet again ♪

408
00:17:18,387 --> 00:17:19,503
What the...

409
00:17:19,554 --> 00:17:21,305
♪ Don't know where ♪

410
00:17:21,339 --> 00:17:24,058
♪ don't know when ♪

411
00:17:24,092 --> 00:17:28,846
♪ but I know we'll meet again ♪

412
00:17:28,897 --> 00:17:32,466
♪ some sunny day ♪

413
00:17:32,484 --> 00:17:36,604
♪ ooh, ooh ♪

414
00:17:36,638 --> 00:17:37,971
♪ we'll ♪

415
00:17:37,989 --> 00:17:41,141
♪ meet again ♪

416
00:17:41,159 --> 00:17:43,844
♪ don't know where ♪

417
00:17:43,879 --> 00:17:46,864
♪ don't know when ♪

418
00:17:46,915 --> 00:17:51,535
♪ but I know we'll meet again ♪

419
00:17:51,586 --> 00:17:55,506
Dick Butkus, no!

420
00:18:00,161 --> 00:18:02,713
Oh, thank heavens,
my son!

421
00:18:02,764 --> 00:18:03,881
Dick!

422
00:18:03,932 --> 00:18:05,666
You're stopping this, aren't you?

423
00:18:05,684 --> 00:18:06,717
Oh, my son.

424
00:18:06,768 --> 00:18:08,001
Is that a "yes"?

425
00:18:08,019 --> 00:18:10,521
Because it's like
100 degrees in this thing.

426
00:18:10,555 --> 00:18:11,889
Oh. Cool.

427
00:18:13,341 --> 00:18:16,510
Debbie Weaver, give me the Pupar.

428
00:18:16,528 --> 00:18:18,312
I don't want to give you the Pupar.

429
00:18:18,346 --> 00:18:21,232
You're gonna put Dick Butkus in
it and send him to the future.

430
00:18:21,283 --> 00:18:24,652
Trust me, mother to mother.

431
00:18:24,686 --> 00:18:27,705
Okay.

432
00:18:40,252 --> 00:18:41,869
Wife?

433
00:18:41,887 --> 00:18:45,372
I almost sacrificed our son.
I had to destroy it.

434
00:18:45,390 --> 00:18:47,558
I'm glad you destroyed it.

435
00:18:47,592 --> 00:18:49,593
It might've been a little excessive.

436
00:18:49,644 --> 00:18:51,929
You could have just put it
in the hall closet. It's true.

437
00:18:53,148 --> 00:18:54,982
Oh, I'm so sorry, wife.

438
00:18:57,018 --> 00:18:58,903
They made me leader,

439
00:18:58,937 --> 00:19:01,238
but I forgot that I had a partner.

440
00:19:01,273 --> 00:19:04,408
But I assure you, my...

441
00:19:04,442 --> 00:19:06,911
Supremely beautiful wife,

442
00:19:06,945 --> 00:19:08,512
that I will never forget again.

443
00:19:08,547 --> 00:19:10,564
Oh, Larry Bird.

444
00:19:10,582 --> 00:19:12,666
Oh, Jackie Joyner-Kersee.

445
00:19:12,701 --> 00:19:14,168
I feel so deeply for you, my dear.

446
00:19:14,202 --> 00:19:16,003
I am going to romance you all night.

447
00:19:16,037 --> 00:19:17,371
Why don't you start right now?

448
00:19:17,405 --> 00:19:19,406
I already did.
I know you did.

449
00:19:19,424 --> 00:19:20,608
Mmm.
Do you like what I'm doing to you?

450
00:19:20,642 --> 00:19:22,743
I love what you're doing.

451
00:19:22,777 --> 00:19:23,911
Ooh.
Mmm.

452
00:19:23,945 --> 00:19:25,262
Oh, my God. Are they doing it?

453
00:19:25,297 --> 00:19:27,214
It happened so quick!
Ohh.

454
00:19:27,248 --> 00:19:29,249
I can't stop looking.
Oh, my God. I can't move.

455
00:19:29,267 --> 00:19:30,584
No, you have to.
No, I wanna watch some more.

456
00:19:30,602 --> 00:19:32,586
Come on, Deb. Tell the kids.
Come on. Oh, my God.

457
00:19:32,604 --> 00:19:34,421
Who's my daddy?

458
00:19:34,456 --> 00:19:35,556
That would be me.

459
00:19:36,925 --> 00:19:38,559
I really don't wanna take initiative.
I know.

460
00:19:38,593 --> 00:19:41,028
I like when you tell me what to do.
I know.

461
00:19:41,062 --> 00:19:42,279
All the time, every decision...

462
00:19:42,314 --> 00:19:43,764
All right, let's just stop there.

463
00:19:43,782 --> 00:19:47,318
You know, my entire life, my pop
was always one big break away

464
00:19:47,369 --> 00:19:48,702
from getting us out of Bayonne,

465
00:19:48,737 --> 00:19:51,455
and I swore that that would not be me.

466
00:19:51,489 --> 00:19:54,325
I mean, they cut my salary,
what, three years in a row now?

467
00:19:54,376 --> 00:19:55,793
I'm 45.

468
00:19:55,827 --> 00:19:58,629
I'm never gonna be what
I had hoped I was gonna be.

469
00:19:58,663 --> 00:19:59,964
I know that.
Marty...

470
00:19:59,998 --> 00:20:01,749
So I reached,

471
00:20:01,783 --> 00:20:03,918
you know, for a townhouse
on a golf course.

472
00:20:03,952 --> 00:20:05,803
I reached,
and I figured that this way,

473
00:20:05,837 --> 00:20:07,338
at least when Amber left for college,

474
00:20:07,389 --> 00:20:10,975
she'd be leaving a home
with marble countertops.

475
00:20:11,009 --> 00:20:13,143
For the record,

476
00:20:13,178 --> 00:20:16,263
my supremely beautiful husband...

477
00:20:16,297 --> 00:20:19,817
You are much, much more than
I ever hoped you would be,

478
00:20:19,851 --> 00:20:23,303
and I had very high hopes.

479
00:20:23,321 --> 00:20:25,439
The house is amazing.
I will give you that.

480
00:20:25,473 --> 00:20:26,857
The walk-in closets alone...

481
00:20:26,908 --> 00:20:28,475
And--and the golf cart?

482
00:20:28,493 --> 00:20:29,994
Look, the golf cart's never
gonna be a selling point for me.

483
00:20:30,028 --> 00:20:31,161
Okay.
We're so pleased...

484
00:20:31,196 --> 00:20:32,329
Oh!
Thank you!

485
00:20:32,364 --> 00:20:33,497
To hear you're considering staying.

486
00:20:33,531 --> 00:20:35,148
These things aren't just for crying.

487
00:20:35,166 --> 00:20:36,316
Whoa.
Okay.

488
00:20:36,334 --> 00:20:38,986
The Weavers are staying.
Zabvronians, rejoice!

489
00:20:39,004 --> 00:20:40,621
Yay.

490
00:20:40,655 --> 00:20:42,389
It's gonna take me a while
to get used to that.

491
00:20:42,424 --> 00:20:43,958
Yep.

492
00:20:43,992 --> 00:20:46,794
♪ What a wonderful
world this would be ♪

493
00:20:46,828 --> 00:20:49,632
- How do you guys show up
so quickly like that? - Yeah?

494
00:20:53,693 --> 00:20:56,560
So... was I right about
last night or what?

495
00:20:56,870 --> 00:20:58,754
You were.
 Yeah.

496
00:20:58,788 --> 00:21:00,715
Even after we made amends
with one another,

497
00:21:00,835 --> 00:21:04,140
she insisted on carrying
the argument over later to the evening.

498
00:21:04,260 --> 00:21:05,530
They like to do that.

499
00:21:05,757 --> 00:21:07,917
But sometimes you gotta
have a good long fight,

500
00:21:08,037 --> 00:21:09,592
clear the air.
I agree.

501
00:21:09,949 --> 00:21:11,389
It was a good fight.

502
00:21:11,674 --> 00:21:13,623
And in the end I emerged a victor.

503
00:21:13,858 --> 00:21:16,873
Well good for you, bud.
It's not often we win at one of those.

504
00:21:16,993 --> 00:21:18,325
Cheers.
Cheers.

505
00:21:18,445 --> 00:21:21,214
Yes, you won't be hearing from her
any time soon.

506
00:21:25,488 --> 00:21:27,949
What did you do to Jackie Joyner-Kersee?

507
00:21:29,729 --> 00:21:38,667
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