1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 2 00:00:30,597 --> 00:00:36,636 See them tumbling down 3 00:00:36,637 --> 00:00:40,873 Pledging their love to the ground 4 00:00:40,874 --> 00:00:43,576 NARRATOR: Way out West there was this fella. 5 00:00:43,577 --> 00:00:46,012 Fella I wanna tell you about. 6 00:00:46,013 --> 00:00:49,548 Fella by the name of Jeff Lebowski. 7 00:00:49,549 --> 00:00:53,252 Łeast that was the handle that his loving parents gave him. 8 00:00:53,253 --> 00:00:56,389 But he never had much use for it himself. 9 00:00:56,390 --> 00:01:00,526 This Lebowski, he called himself the Dude. 10 00:01:00,527 --> 00:01:02,662 Now Dude, 11 00:01:02,663 --> 00:01:06,432 that's a name no one would self-apply where I come from. 12 00:01:06,433 --> 00:01:11,904 But then there was a lot about the Dude that didn't make a whole lot of sense to me, 13 00:01:11,905 --> 00:01:14,640 and a lot about where he lived likewise. 14 00:01:14,641 --> 00:01:16,909 Drifting along with the tumbling tumbleweeds 15 00:01:16,910 --> 00:01:18,578 NARRATOR: But then again, 16 00:01:18,579 --> 00:01:21,747 maybe that's why I found the place so darned interesting. 17 00:01:21,748 --> 00:01:23,783 I know when night has gone 18 00:01:23,784 --> 00:01:26,752 That a new world's born at dawn 19 00:01:26,753 --> 00:01:30,856 NARRATOR: They call Los Angeles the City of Angels. 20 00:01:30,857 --> 00:01:33,993 I didn't find it to be that, exactly. 21 00:01:33,994 --> 00:01:37,797 But I'll allow there are some nice folks there. 22 00:01:37,798 --> 00:01:40,566 Course, I can't say I seen London, 23 00:01:40,567 --> 00:01:42,902 and I never been to France, 24 00:01:42,903 --> 00:01:48,007 and I ain't never seen no queen in her damned undies, as the fella says. 25 00:01:48,008 --> 00:01:50,009 But I'll tell you what, 26 00:01:50,010 --> 00:01:55,381 after seeing Los Angeles and this here story I'm about to unfold, 27 00:01:55,382 --> 00:01:58,317 well, I guess I've seen something 28 00:01:58,318 --> 00:02:02,588 every bit as stupefying as you can see in any of those other places, 29 00:02:02,589 --> 00:02:04,824 and in English, too. 30 00:02:04,825 --> 00:02:07,827 So I can die with a smile on my face 31 00:02:07,828 --> 00:02:10,627 without feeling like the good Lord gypped me. 32 00:02:11,631 --> 00:02:13,733 Now, this here story I'm about to unfold 33 00:02:13,734 --> 00:02:16,836 took place back in the early '9·s, 34 00:02:16,837 --> 00:02:21,774 just about the time of our conflict with Saddam and the lraqis. 35 00:02:21,775 --> 00:02:25,444 I only mention it 'cause sometimes there's a man... 36 00:02:25,445 --> 00:02:27,546 I won't say a hero. 37 00:02:27,547 --> 00:02:29,682 'Cause what's a hero? 38 00:02:29,683 --> 00:02:32,084 But sometimes there's a man... 39 00:02:32,085 --> 00:02:35,187 And I'm talking about the Dude here. 40 00:02:35,188 --> 00:02:37,957 Sometimes there's a man... 41 00:02:37,958 --> 00:02:42,628 Well, he's the man for his time and place. 42 00:02:42,629 --> 00:02:45,431 He fits right in there. 43 00:02:45,432 --> 00:02:48,834 And that's the Dude in Los Angeles. 44 00:02:49,970 --> 00:02:52,638 And even if he is a lazy man, 45 00:02:52,639 --> 00:02:55,341 and the Dude was most certainly that, 46 00:02:55,342 --> 00:02:59,178 quite possibly the laziest in Los Angeles county, 47 00:02:59,179 --> 00:03:03,047 which would place him high in the running for laziest worldwide. 48 00:03:04,284 --> 00:03:07,186 But sometimes there's a man... 49 00:03:07,187 --> 00:03:09,986 Sometimes there's a man... 50 00:03:11,425 --> 00:03:14,927 Well, I lost my train of thought here. 51 00:03:14,928 --> 00:03:16,191 But... 52 00:03:16,930 --> 00:03:19,598 Hell, I done introduced him enough. 53 00:03:19,599 --> 00:03:22,034 BUSH ON TV: ...with them all for a collective action. 54 00:03:22,035 --> 00:03:23,803 This will not stand. 55 00:03:23,804 --> 00:03:27,331 This will not stand, this aggression against Kuwait. 56 00:03:27,908 --> 00:03:33,779 Here on the range I belong 57 00:03:33,780 --> 00:03:36,115 Drifting along 58 00:03:36,116 --> 00:03:39,318 With the tumbling 59 00:03:39,319 --> 00:03:44,758 Tumbleweeds 60 00:03:50,263 --> 00:03:51,764 (YELLING) 61 00:03:51,765 --> 00:03:53,358 (DUDE EXCLAIMING) 62 00:03:55,001 --> 00:03:56,469 (SPLUTTERING) 63 00:03:56,903 --> 00:03:58,003 (GASPS) 64 00:03:58,004 --> 00:04:00,406 Where's the money, Lebowski? 65 00:04:00,407 --> 00:04:02,675 I want that money, Lebowski. 66 00:04:02,676 --> 00:04:05,244 Bunny says you're good for it. 67 00:04:05,245 --> 00:04:08,047 Where's the money, Lebowski? 68 00:04:08,048 --> 00:04:10,483 Where's the money, Lebowski? 69 00:04:10,484 --> 00:04:13,009 Where's the fucking money, shithead? 70 00:04:13,887 --> 00:04:15,286 (PANTING) 71 00:04:15,655 --> 00:04:18,250 It's down there somewhere. Let me take another look. 72 00:04:18,658 --> 00:04:20,923 Don't fuck with us. 73 00:04:22,896 --> 00:04:25,264 Your wife owes money to Jackie Treehorn, 74 00:04:25,265 --> 00:04:28,200 that means you owe money to Jackie Treehorn. 75 00:04:28,201 --> 00:04:30,431 Ever thus to deadbeats, Lebowski. 76 00:04:31,605 --> 00:04:33,095 No, don't do... 77 00:04:34,875 --> 00:04:37,610 Not on the rug, man. MAN: See? 78 00:04:37,611 --> 00:04:41,013 See what happens, Lebowski? You see what happens? 79 00:04:41,014 --> 00:04:44,049 Nobody calls me Lebowski. You got the wrong guy. 80 00:04:44,050 --> 00:04:45,918 I'm the Dude, man. 81 00:04:45,919 --> 00:04:48,754 Your name's Lebowski, Lebowski. 82 00:04:48,755 --> 00:04:50,623 Your wife is Bunny. 83 00:04:50,624 --> 00:04:51,857 (STAMMERS) 84 00:04:51,858 --> 00:04:53,859 My wife? Bunny? 85 00:04:53,860 --> 00:04:55,928 Do you see a wedding ring on my finger? 86 00:04:55,929 --> 00:04:58,297 Does this place look like I'm fucking married? 87 00:04:58,298 --> 00:05:00,460 The toilet seat's up, man! 88 00:05:08,742 --> 00:05:10,476 What the fuck is this? 89 00:05:10,477 --> 00:05:12,673 Obviously you're not a golfer. 90 00:05:15,615 --> 00:05:17,483 Woo? Yeah. 91 00:05:17,484 --> 00:05:20,146 Isn't this guy supposed to be a millionaire? 92 00:05:21,588 --> 00:05:22,714 WOO: Fuck. 93 00:05:24,157 --> 00:05:26,025 Yeah. What do you think? 94 00:05:26,026 --> 00:05:28,394 He looks like a fucking loser. 95 00:05:28,395 --> 00:05:31,230 Hey, at least I'm housebroken. 96 00:05:31,231 --> 00:05:33,032 Fucking time-waster. 97 00:05:33,033 --> 00:05:34,899 Thanks a lot, asshole. 98 00:05:37,270 --> 00:05:38,370 (DOOR SLAMS) 99 00:05:38,371 --> 00:05:40,431 (THE MAN lN ME PLAYING) 100 00:05:41,741 --> 00:05:44,768 La-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la 101 00:05:45,278 --> 00:05:48,314 La-la-la, la, la, la, la 102 00:05:48,315 --> 00:05:51,682 La-la-la, la, la, la-la la-la 103 00:05:52,085 --> 00:05:53,849 Ła, la, la-la 104 00:05:55,889 --> 00:05:57,755 La-la-la 105 00:05:58,959 --> 00:06:01,093 La-la-la, la-la-la 106 00:06:01,094 --> 00:06:02,459 La-la, la-la 107 00:06:05,332 --> 00:06:07,528 The man in me will do 108 00:06:08,668 --> 00:06:10,898 Nearly any task 109 00:06:12,038 --> 00:06:15,307 And as for compensation 110 00:06:15,308 --> 00:06:17,800 There's little he would ask 111 00:06:18,612 --> 00:06:21,206 Take a woman like you 112 00:06:21,915 --> 00:06:23,508 To get through 113 00:06:23,917 --> 00:06:26,079 To the man in me 114 00:06:29,256 --> 00:06:32,791 Storm clouds are raging 115 00:06:32,792 --> 00:06:35,728 All around my door 116 00:06:36,529 --> 00:06:38,364 I think to myself 117 00:06:38,365 --> 00:06:41,823 I might not take it anymore 118 00:06:42,602 --> 00:06:45,572 Take a woman like your kind 119 00:06:46,039 --> 00:06:49,839 To find the man in me 120 00:06:52,712 --> 00:06:55,347 But, oh 121 00:06:55,348 --> 00:06:57,817 What a wonderful feeling 122 00:07:00,253 --> 00:07:04,053 Just to know that you are near 123 00:07:06,860 --> 00:07:10,819 Sets my heart a-reeling 124 00:07:12,399 --> 00:07:15,334 From my toes 125 00:07:15,635 --> 00:07:19,705 Up to my ears 126 00:07:19,706 --> 00:07:23,008 The man in me will hide sometimes 127 00:07:23,009 --> 00:07:25,638 To keep from being seen 128 00:07:26,313 --> 00:07:29,682 But that's just because he doesn't want 129 00:07:29,683 --> 00:07:32,685 To turn into some machine 130 00:07:32,686 --> 00:07:35,120 Take a woman like you 131 00:07:35,855 --> 00:07:37,790 To get through 132 00:07:37,791 --> 00:07:39,657 To the man in me 133 00:07:41,828 --> 00:07:42,818 (WHOOPS) 134 00:07:44,230 --> 00:07:47,199 I'm throwing rocks tonight. Mark it, Dude. 135 00:07:47,200 --> 00:07:51,804 WALTER: I'm telling you, this was a valued rug. This was a... 136 00:07:51,805 --> 00:07:54,406 Yeah, man. It really tied the room together. 137 00:07:54,407 --> 00:07:56,108 This was a valued... 138 00:07:56,109 --> 00:07:57,977 What tied the room together, Dude? My rug. 139 00:07:57,978 --> 00:07:59,545 Were you listening to the Dude's story, Donny? 140 00:07:59,546 --> 00:08:00,713 What? Walter. 141 00:08:00,714 --> 00:08:03,515 Were you listening to the Dude's story? I was bowling. 142 00:08:03,516 --> 00:08:05,851 So you have no frame of reference here, Donny. 143 00:08:05,852 --> 00:08:08,787 You're like a child who wanders into the middle of a movie and wants to know... 144 00:08:08,788 --> 00:08:12,257 Walter, what's the point, man? There's no reason, here's my point, Dude. 145 00:08:12,258 --> 00:08:13,993 There's no fucking reason why these two... 146 00:08:13,993 --> 00:08:15,227 Yeah, Walter, what's your point? 147 00:08:15,228 --> 00:08:17,329 Walter, what is the... 148 00:08:17,330 --> 00:08:19,832 Look, we all know who is at fault here. 149 00:08:19,833 --> 00:08:22,101 What the fuck are you talking about? Huh? 150 00:08:22,102 --> 00:08:24,832 No, what the fuck are you... I'm not... 151 00:08:25,438 --> 00:08:27,840 We're talking about unchecked aggression here, Dude. 152 00:08:27,841 --> 00:08:29,541 What the fuck is he talking about? My rug. 153 00:08:29,542 --> 00:08:31,410 Forget it, Donny! You're out of your element! 154 00:08:31,411 --> 00:08:34,079 Walter, the Chinaman who peed on my rug, 155 00:08:34,080 --> 00:08:36,014 I can't go give him a bill! 156 00:08:36,015 --> 00:08:37,750 So what the fuck are you talking about? 157 00:08:37,751 --> 00:08:38,951 What the fuck are you talking about? 158 00:08:38,952 --> 00:08:41,186 The Chinaman is not the issue here, Dude! 159 00:08:41,187 --> 00:08:43,856 I'm talking about drawing a line in the sand, Dude. 160 00:08:43,857 --> 00:08:46,358 Across this line you do not... 161 00:08:46,359 --> 00:08:50,529 Also, Dude, "Chinaman" is not the preferred nomenclature. 162 00:08:50,530 --> 00:08:52,231 Asian-American, please. 163 00:08:52,232 --> 00:08:55,734 Walter, this isn't a guy who built the railroads here. This is a guy... 164 00:08:55,735 --> 00:08:57,503 What the fuck are you... 165 00:08:57,504 --> 00:09:00,572 Walter, he peed on my rug! He peed on the Dude's rug. 166 00:09:00,573 --> 00:09:02,207 Donny, you're out of your element. 167 00:09:02,208 --> 00:09:05,577 Dude, the Chinaman is not the issue here. 168 00:09:05,578 --> 00:09:08,080 So, who... Jeff Lebowski. 169 00:09:08,081 --> 00:09:11,283 The other Jeffrey Lebowski. The millionaire. 170 00:09:11,284 --> 00:09:14,119 That's fucking interesting, man. That's fucking interesting. 171 00:09:14,120 --> 00:09:18,190 Plus, he has the wealth, obviously, and the resources, 172 00:09:18,191 --> 00:09:20,793 so that there's no reason, there's no fucking reason 173 00:09:20,794 --> 00:09:23,595 why his wife should go out and owe money all over town, 174 00:09:23,596 --> 00:09:26,131 and then they come and they pee on your fucking rug! 175 00:09:26,132 --> 00:09:27,466 Am I wrong? No. 176 00:09:27,467 --> 00:09:29,101 Am I wrong? Yeah, but... 177 00:09:29,102 --> 00:09:30,235 WALTER: Okay then. 178 00:09:30,236 --> 00:09:31,727 (WALTER CLEARS THROAT) 179 00:09:31,971 --> 00:09:35,074 That rug really tied the room together, did it not? 180 00:09:35,074 --> 00:09:37,075 Fucking A. And this guy peed on it. 181 00:09:37,076 --> 00:09:38,477 Donny, please. 182 00:09:38,478 --> 00:09:39,745 You know, this is the fucking guy... 183 00:09:39,746 --> 00:09:42,114 I could find this fucking Lebowski guy. 184 00:09:42,115 --> 00:09:44,550 His name is Lebowski? That's your name, Dude. 185 00:09:44,551 --> 00:09:48,921 This is the guy who should compensate me for the fucking rug. 186 00:09:48,922 --> 00:09:52,624 His wife goes out and owes money all over town, and they pee on my rug? 187 00:09:52,625 --> 00:09:54,760 They pee on your fucking rug? 188 00:09:54,761 --> 00:09:57,457 Peed on my fucking rug. That's right, Dude. 189 00:09:58,898 --> 00:10:01,231 They peed on your fucking rug. 190 00:10:02,836 --> 00:10:04,603 This is the study. 191 00:10:04,604 --> 00:10:07,306 As you can see, the various commendations, awards... 192 00:10:07,307 --> 00:10:11,276 "Jeffrey Lebowski." ...citations, honorary degrees, et cetera. 193 00:10:11,277 --> 00:10:15,013 Very impressive. Oh, please feel free to inspect them. 194 00:10:15,014 --> 00:10:17,716 Oh. No, I'm not really... Oh, please. Please. 195 00:10:17,717 --> 00:10:19,751 That is the key to the city of Pasadena, 196 00:10:19,752 --> 00:10:25,190 which Mr. Lebowski received two years ago in recognition of his various civic... 197 00:10:25,191 --> 00:10:29,962 Oh! That's the Los Angeles Chamber of Commerce Business Achiever Award, 198 00:10:29,963 --> 00:10:32,197 which is given... Oh, not necessarily given every year. 199 00:10:32,198 --> 00:10:33,398 Hey, is this... 200 00:10:33,399 --> 00:10:34,700 Given only when there's a worthy somebody... 201 00:10:34,701 --> 00:10:36,068 Is this him with Nancy? 202 00:10:36,069 --> 00:10:39,404 Yes, indeed, that is Mr. Lebowski with the first lady, yes. 203 00:10:39,405 --> 00:10:40,706 It was taken when Mrs. Reagan... 204 00:10:40,707 --> 00:10:43,442 That's Lebowski on the left there? 205 00:10:43,443 --> 00:10:46,245 Of course. Mr. Lebowski, on the left... So he's a... 206 00:10:46,246 --> 00:10:48,914 You know, a handicapped kind of guy? 207 00:10:48,915 --> 00:10:51,077 Mr. Lebowski is disabled, yes. 208 00:10:51,784 --> 00:10:55,020 This picture was taken when Mrs. Reagan was first lady of the nation. 209 00:10:55,021 --> 00:10:56,188 Yes, yes. 210 00:10:56,189 --> 00:10:58,223 Not of California. Good shot. 211 00:10:58,224 --> 00:11:00,526 In fact, he met privately with the President, 212 00:11:00,527 --> 00:11:03,362 though, unfortunately, there wasn't enough time for a photo opportunity. 213 00:11:03,363 --> 00:11:05,397 Oh, Nancy's pretty good. Oh, wonderful woman. 214 00:11:05,398 --> 00:11:07,766 We were very happy to... These are... 215 00:11:07,767 --> 00:11:10,536 Oh, those are Mr. Lebowski's children, so to speak. 216 00:11:10,537 --> 00:11:11,904 Different mothers, huh? 217 00:11:11,905 --> 00:11:14,306 No, they're not... Racially, he's pretty cool? 218 00:11:14,307 --> 00:11:15,706 (LAUGHING) 219 00:11:15,975 --> 00:11:17,843 They're not literally his children. 220 00:11:17,844 --> 00:11:20,179 They're the Little Lebowski Urban Achievers, 221 00:11:20,180 --> 00:11:23,282 inner city children of promise, but without the necessary means for... 222 00:11:23,283 --> 00:11:25,384 Necessary means for a higher education, 223 00:11:25,385 --> 00:11:28,887 so Mr. Lebowski is committed to sending all of them to college. 224 00:11:28,888 --> 00:11:30,289 Excuse me. Oh, geez. 225 00:11:30,290 --> 00:11:32,191 Thank you. Thank you. 226 00:11:32,192 --> 00:11:36,652 Far out. Think he's got room for one more? One... Oh. 227 00:11:38,298 --> 00:11:39,631 You never went to college. 228 00:11:39,632 --> 00:11:41,767 Please, don't touch that. Oh, yeah, yeah. No, I did, 229 00:11:41,768 --> 00:11:44,136 but, you know, I spent most of my time 230 00:11:44,137 --> 00:11:47,372 occupying various administration buildings, 231 00:11:47,373 --> 00:11:49,241 smoking a lot of Thai stick, 232 00:11:49,242 --> 00:11:52,511 (LAUGHING) breaking into the ROTC and bowling. 233 00:11:52,512 --> 00:11:54,742 Tell you the truth, Brandt, I don't remember most of it. 234 00:11:57,584 --> 00:11:58,750 (SCOFFS) 235 00:11:58,751 --> 00:11:59,912 (DOOR OPENS) 236 00:12:00,553 --> 00:12:03,789 Okay, sir. You're a Lebowski, I'm a Lebowski. 237 00:12:03,790 --> 00:12:05,624 That's terrific. 238 00:12:05,625 --> 00:12:08,492 But I am very busy, as I imagine you are. 239 00:12:09,762 --> 00:12:11,363 What can I do for you, sir? 240 00:12:11,364 --> 00:12:14,967 Well, sir, it's this rug I have. 241 00:12:14,968 --> 00:12:17,069 It really tied the room together. 242 00:12:17,070 --> 00:12:19,838 You told Brandt on the phone. He told me. 243 00:12:19,839 --> 00:12:21,364 Where do I fit in? 244 00:12:22,041 --> 00:12:25,344 Well, they were looking for you, these two guys. 245 00:12:25,345 --> 00:12:27,412 You know, they... I'll say it again. 246 00:12:27,413 --> 00:12:30,616 You told Brandt on the phone. He told me. 247 00:12:30,617 --> 00:12:32,751 I know what happened. Yes, yes. 248 00:12:32,752 --> 00:12:36,054 Oh, so you know that they were trying to piss on your rug. 249 00:12:36,055 --> 00:12:38,323 Did I urinate on your rug? 250 00:12:38,324 --> 00:12:40,659 You mean, did you personally come and pee on my rug? 251 00:12:40,660 --> 00:12:42,728 Hello! Do you speak English, sir? 252 00:12:42,729 --> 00:12:44,663 %Parla usted ingl·s? 253 00:12:44,664 --> 00:12:47,531 I'll ask you again. Did I urinate on your rug? 254 00:12:48,401 --> 00:12:51,036 No. Like I said, Woo peed on my rug. 255 00:12:51,037 --> 00:12:52,804 I just want to understand this, sir. 256 00:12:52,805 --> 00:12:56,808 Every time a rug is micturated upon in this fair city, 257 00:12:56,809 --> 00:12:58,644 I have to compensate the person? 258 00:12:58,645 --> 00:13:01,947 Come on, man. I'm not trying to scam anybody here. 259 00:13:01,948 --> 00:13:03,849 You know, I'm just... 260 00:13:03,850 --> 00:13:07,377 You're just looking for a handout like every other... 261 00:13:08,721 --> 00:13:11,020 Are you employed, Mr. Lebowski? 262 00:13:11,524 --> 00:13:14,526 Wait. Let me explain something to you. 263 00:13:14,527 --> 00:13:16,461 I am not Mr. Lebowski. 264 00:13:16,462 --> 00:13:19,498 You're Mr. Lebowski. I'm the Dude. 265 00:13:19,499 --> 00:13:22,100 So that's what you call me. You know? 266 00:13:22,101 --> 00:13:24,236 That or His Dudeness, 267 00:13:24,237 --> 00:13:26,805 or Duder or, you know, 268 00:13:26,806 --> 00:13:29,908 El Duderino, if you're not into the whole brevity thing. 269 00:13:29,909 --> 00:13:31,900 Are you employed, sir? 270 00:13:33,312 --> 00:13:34,680 Employed? 271 00:13:34,681 --> 00:13:35,781 (CHUCKLES) 272 00:13:35,782 --> 00:13:40,585 You don't go out looking for a job dressed like that, do you? On a weekday? 273 00:13:40,586 --> 00:13:42,054 Is this a... 274 00:13:42,055 --> 00:13:45,290 What day is this? Well, I do work, sir. 275 00:13:45,291 --> 00:13:49,528 So, if you don't mind... No, I do mind. The Dude minds. 276 00:13:49,529 --> 00:13:51,363 This will not stand, you know. 277 00:13:51,364 --> 00:13:53,965 This aggression will not stand, man. 278 00:13:53,966 --> 00:13:55,801 I mean, your wife owes money... 279 00:13:55,802 --> 00:13:58,837 My wife is not the issue here! 280 00:13:58,838 --> 00:14:02,307 I hope that someday my wife will learn to live on her allowance, 281 00:14:02,308 --> 00:14:03,775 which is ample. 282 00:14:03,776 --> 00:14:06,712 But if she does not, that is her problem, not mine, 283 00:14:06,713 --> 00:14:08,413 just as the rug is your problem. 284 00:14:08,414 --> 00:14:12,451 Just as every bum's lot in life is his own responsibility, 285 00:14:12,452 --> 00:14:15,253 regardless of who he chooses to blame. 286 00:14:15,254 --> 00:14:18,423 I didn't blame anyone for the loss of my legs. 287 00:14:18,424 --> 00:14:20,959 Some Chinaman took them from me in Korea. 288 00:14:20,960 --> 00:14:23,462 But I went out and achieved anyway. 289 00:14:23,463 --> 00:14:24,696 (CHUCKLES) 290 00:14:24,697 --> 00:14:27,860 I cannot solve your problems, sir. Only you can. 291 00:14:30,002 --> 00:14:32,504 Well, fuck it. Oh, fuck it. 292 00:14:32,505 --> 00:14:35,640 Yes, that's your answer. That's your answer to everything. 293 00:14:35,641 --> 00:14:37,476 Tattoo it on your forehead! 294 00:14:37,477 --> 00:14:40,045 Your revolution is over, Mr. Lebowski! 295 00:14:40,046 --> 00:14:43,382 Condolences! The bums lost! 296 00:14:43,383 --> 00:14:46,651 My advice to you is to do what your parents did! 297 00:14:46,652 --> 00:14:48,587 Get a job, sir! 298 00:14:48,588 --> 00:14:51,189 The bums will always lose! 299 00:14:51,190 --> 00:14:53,058 Do you hear me, Lebowski? 300 00:14:53,059 --> 00:14:55,460 The bums will always lose. 301 00:14:56,696 --> 00:14:59,097 How was your meeting, Mr. Lebowski? 302 00:14:59,098 --> 00:15:00,665 Okay. 303 00:15:00,666 --> 00:15:03,158 The old man told me to take any rug in the house. 304 00:15:03,970 --> 00:15:05,604 Well, enjoy. 305 00:15:05,605 --> 00:15:08,240 And perhaps we'll see you again sometime, Dude. 306 00:15:08,241 --> 00:15:09,441 Yeah, sure. 307 00:15:09,442 --> 00:15:12,377 If I'm in the neighborhood, you know, 308 00:15:12,378 --> 00:15:13,812 (SALSA MUSIC PLAYING ON RADIO) 309 00:15:13,813 --> 00:15:15,975 and I need to use the john. 310 00:15:26,626 --> 00:15:28,787 Blow on them. Huh? 311 00:15:29,262 --> 00:15:31,128 Go ahead. Blow. 312 00:15:32,865 --> 00:15:36,267 You want me to blow on your toes? 313 00:15:36,736 --> 00:15:37,896 Uh-huh. 314 00:15:38,504 --> 00:15:40,404 I can't blow that far. 315 00:15:46,646 --> 00:15:48,780 Are you sure he won't mind? 316 00:15:48,781 --> 00:15:51,950 BUNNY: Uli doesn't care about anything. He's a nihilist. 317 00:15:51,951 --> 00:15:54,252 Oh, that must be exhausting. 318 00:15:54,253 --> 00:15:56,121 You're not blowing. 319 00:15:56,122 --> 00:15:58,957 Our guest has to be getting along, Mrs. Lebowski. 320 00:15:58,958 --> 00:16:00,357 Oh! 321 00:16:00,860 --> 00:16:02,328 You're Bunny. 322 00:16:03,629 --> 00:16:05,791 I'll suck your cock for $1 ,000. 323 00:16:10,503 --> 00:16:12,204 Wonderful woman. 324 00:16:12,205 --> 00:16:14,406 We're all very fond of her. Very free-spirited. 325 00:16:14,407 --> 00:16:17,103 Brandt can't watch though, or he has to pay $100. 326 00:16:18,644 --> 00:16:20,271 That's marvelous. 327 00:16:22,648 --> 00:16:25,277 I'm just gonna go find a cash machine. 328 00:16:28,821 --> 00:16:29,921 (WHOOPS) 329 00:16:29,922 --> 00:16:31,948 I'm slamming them tonight! 330 00:16:32,592 --> 00:16:34,426 You guys are dead in the water. 331 00:16:34,427 --> 00:16:37,396 WALTER: All right! Way to go, Donny! 332 00:16:38,431 --> 00:16:40,899 (DOG WHINING) "lf you will it, it is no dream." 333 00:16:40,900 --> 00:16:44,402 Fucking 20 minutes late, man. What the fuck is that? 334 00:16:44,403 --> 00:16:46,504 Theodore Herzl. Huh? 335 00:16:46,505 --> 00:16:49,641 State of lsrael. If you will it, Dude, it is no dream. 336 00:16:49,642 --> 00:16:51,643 What the fuck are you talking about, man? 337 00:16:51,644 --> 00:16:54,613 The carrier. What's in the fucking carrier? Huh? 338 00:16:54,614 --> 00:16:57,616 Oh! Cynthia's dog. Think it's a Pomeranian. 339 00:16:57,617 --> 00:16:59,718 Can't leave him home alone or he eats the furniture. 340 00:16:59,719 --> 00:17:02,554 I'm watching it while Cynthia and Marty Ackerman are in Hawaii. 341 00:17:02,555 --> 00:17:04,556 You brought a fucking Pomeranian bowling? 342 00:17:04,557 --> 00:17:06,157 What do you mean, brought it bowling? 343 00:17:06,158 --> 00:17:09,261 I didn't rent it shoes. I'm not buying it a fucking beer. 344 00:17:09,262 --> 00:17:11,429 He's not taking your fucking turn, Dude. 345 00:17:11,430 --> 00:17:14,833 Man, if my fucking ex-wife asked me to take care of her fucking dog 346 00:17:14,834 --> 00:17:16,701 while she and her boyfriend went to Honolulu, 347 00:17:16,702 --> 00:17:19,337 I'd tell her to go fuck herself. Why can't she board it? 348 00:17:19,338 --> 00:17:21,273 First of all, Dude, you don't have an ex. 349 00:17:21,274 --> 00:17:24,542 Secondly, this is a fucking show dog with fucking papers. 350 00:17:24,543 --> 00:17:27,345 You can't board it. It gets upset. lts hair falls out. 351 00:17:27,346 --> 00:17:29,748 Walter... Fucking dog has fucking papers. 352 00:17:29,749 --> 00:17:32,484 Over the line! Huh? 353 00:17:32,485 --> 00:17:34,920 I'm sorry, Smokey. You were over the line. That's a foul. 354 00:17:34,921 --> 00:17:36,655 Bullshit. Mark it eight, Dude. 355 00:17:36,656 --> 00:17:39,891 Excuse me. Mark it zero. Next frame. 356 00:17:39,892 --> 00:17:42,894 Bullshit, Walter. Mark it eight, Dude. 357 00:17:42,895 --> 00:17:45,564 Smokey, this is not Nam. This is bowling. There are rules. 358 00:17:45,565 --> 00:17:48,366 Hey, Walter, come on. Hey, man, it's Smokey. 359 00:17:48,367 --> 00:17:50,635 So his toe slipped over a little, you know. 360 00:17:50,636 --> 00:17:52,871 It's just a game, man. This is a league game. 361 00:17:52,872 --> 00:17:54,906 This determines who enters the next round robin. 362 00:17:54,907 --> 00:17:56,741 Am I wrong? SMOKEY: Yeah, but I wasn't... 363 00:17:56,742 --> 00:17:59,344 Am I wrong? Yeah, but I wasn't over. 364 00:17:59,345 --> 00:18:02,147 Give me the marker, Dude. I'm marking an eight. 365 00:18:02,148 --> 00:18:03,877 Smokey, my friend, 366 00:18:04,750 --> 00:18:07,786 you're entering a world of pain. Walter, man. 367 00:18:07,787 --> 00:18:11,589 You mark that frame an eight, you're entering a world of pain. 368 00:18:11,591 --> 00:18:14,225 I'm not... A world of pain. 369 00:18:14,226 --> 00:18:16,428 Look, Dude, this is your partner. 370 00:18:16,429 --> 00:18:18,863 Has the whole world gone crazy? 371 00:18:18,864 --> 00:18:21,733 Am I the only one around here who gives a shit about the rules? 372 00:18:21,734 --> 00:18:23,034 Mark it zero! 373 00:18:23,035 --> 00:18:25,270 (DOG BARKING) They're calling the cops, man. Put the piece away. 374 00:18:25,271 --> 00:18:28,373 Mark it zero! DUDE: Walter, put the piece away. 375 00:18:28,374 --> 00:18:30,675 Walter. You think I'm fucking around here? 376 00:18:30,676 --> 00:18:32,303 Mark it zero! 377 00:18:39,085 --> 00:18:41,453 All right. It's fucking zero. 378 00:18:41,454 --> 00:18:43,513 You happy, you crazy fuck? 379 00:18:45,891 --> 00:18:47,883 It's a league game, Smokey. 380 00:18:49,628 --> 00:18:51,363 (DOG BARKING) You can't do that, man. 381 00:18:51,364 --> 00:18:54,165 These guys, you know, they're like me, they're pacifists. 382 00:18:54,166 --> 00:18:56,835 Smokey was a conscientious objector. 383 00:18:56,836 --> 00:18:59,738 You know, Dude, I myself dabbled in pacifism at one point. 384 00:18:59,739 --> 00:19:01,106 Not in Nam, of course. 385 00:19:01,107 --> 00:19:04,676 And you know he's got emotional problems, man. 386 00:19:04,677 --> 00:19:07,178 You mean, beyond pacifism? 387 00:19:07,179 --> 00:19:09,876 He's fragile. He's very fragile. 388 00:19:12,651 --> 00:19:14,552 I did not know that. 389 00:19:14,553 --> 00:19:17,522 Well, it's all water under the bridge. 390 00:19:17,523 --> 00:19:20,592 And we do enter the next round robin. 391 00:19:20,593 --> 00:19:22,961 Am I wrong? No, you're not wrong. 392 00:19:22,962 --> 00:19:24,796 Am I wrong? You're not wrong, Walter. 393 00:19:24,797 --> 00:19:26,297 You're just an asshole. 394 00:19:26,298 --> 00:19:27,799 (SIREN WAILING) Okay then. 395 00:19:27,800 --> 00:19:29,534 Play Quintana and O'Brien next week. 396 00:19:29,535 --> 00:19:31,435 They should be pushovers. 397 00:19:33,005 --> 00:19:35,173 Man, would you just... 398 00:19:35,174 --> 00:19:37,008 Just take it easy, man. 399 00:19:37,009 --> 00:19:39,377 You know, that's your answer for everything, Dude. 400 00:19:39,378 --> 00:19:42,347 Let me point out something. Pacifism is not... 401 00:19:42,348 --> 00:19:45,250 Look at our current situation with that camel fucker in lraq. 402 00:19:45,251 --> 00:19:47,285 Pacifism is not something to hide behind. 403 00:19:47,286 --> 00:19:49,653 Just take it easy, man. 404 00:19:50,790 --> 00:19:52,223 I'm perfectly calm, Dude. 405 00:19:52,224 --> 00:19:55,760 Yeah, waving the fucking gun around? Calmer than you are. 406 00:19:55,761 --> 00:19:57,661 Will you just take it easy? 407 00:19:58,531 --> 00:20:00,294 Calmer than you are. 408 00:20:03,102 --> 00:20:04,636 (ANSWERING MACHINE BEEPS) 409 00:20:04,637 --> 00:20:06,371 SMOKEY ON MACHINE: Dude, this is Smokey. 410 00:20:06,372 --> 00:20:08,373 Look, I don't wanna be a hard-on about this, 411 00:20:08,374 --> 00:20:09,707 and I know it wasn't your fault, 412 00:20:09,708 --> 00:20:11,376 but I just thought it was fair to tell you 413 00:20:11,377 --> 00:20:13,645 that Gilbert and I will be submitting this to the league 414 00:20:13,646 --> 00:20:15,947 and asking them to set aside the round. 415 00:20:15,948 --> 00:20:18,683 I don't know, maybe forfeit it to us. 416 00:20:18,684 --> 00:20:22,020 So, like I say, just thought, you know, fair warning. 417 00:20:22,021 --> 00:20:23,588 Tell Walter. 418 00:20:23,589 --> 00:20:24,923 I'm sorry. 419 00:20:24,924 --> 00:20:26,255 (BEEPS) 420 00:20:26,692 --> 00:20:29,025 Mr. Lebowski, this is Brandt at... 421 00:20:30,729 --> 00:20:32,664 Well, at Mr. Lebowski's office. 422 00:20:32,665 --> 00:20:35,266 Please call us as soon as it's convenient. 423 00:20:35,267 --> 00:20:36,564 (BEEPS) 424 00:20:36,936 --> 00:20:39,070 Mr. Lebowski, this is Mel Zelnicker 425 00:20:39,071 --> 00:20:40,605 of the Southern Cal Bowling League. 426 00:20:40,606 --> 00:20:45,944 I just got an informal report that a member of your team, a Walter Sobchak, 427 00:20:45,945 --> 00:20:48,313 drew a firearm during league play. 428 00:20:48,314 --> 00:20:49,948 (KNOCKING ON DOOR) If this is true, of course, 429 00:20:49,949 --> 00:20:51,749 it contravenes a number of the league's bylaws 430 00:20:51,750 --> 00:20:53,446 and also article 27 of the league... 431 00:20:54,920 --> 00:20:57,288 Dude. Hey, Marty. 432 00:20:57,289 --> 00:20:59,124 Dude, I finally got... 433 00:20:59,125 --> 00:21:01,389 I got the venue I wanted. 434 00:21:01,961 --> 00:21:05,497 I'm performing my dance quintet, you know, my cycle, 435 00:21:05,498 --> 00:21:08,333 at Crane Jackson's Fountain Street Theater on Tuesday night. 436 00:21:08,334 --> 00:21:12,566 And, well, I'd love it if you came and gave me notes. 437 00:21:13,405 --> 00:21:15,135 I'll be there, man. 438 00:21:17,409 --> 00:21:20,311 Dude, tomorrow's already the tenth. 439 00:21:21,680 --> 00:21:22,909 Far out. 440 00:21:25,551 --> 00:21:27,819 Oh. Oh, all right. Okay. 441 00:21:27,820 --> 00:21:30,585 Just slip the rent under my door. 442 00:21:33,526 --> 00:21:36,895 ZELNICKER ON MACHINE: ...serious infraction and examine your standing. 443 00:21:36,896 --> 00:21:38,496 Thank you. 444 00:21:38,497 --> 00:21:39,998 (BEEPS) 445 00:21:39,999 --> 00:21:42,700 Mr. Lebowski, Brandt again. 446 00:21:42,701 --> 00:21:46,204 Please do call us as soon as you get in and I'll send the limo. 447 00:21:46,205 --> 00:21:49,874 I hope you're not avoiding this call because of the rug, 448 00:21:49,875 --> 00:21:52,610 which I assure you is not a problem. 449 00:21:52,611 --> 00:21:55,346 We need your help, and... 450 00:21:55,347 --> 00:21:59,384 Well, we would very much like to see you. Thank you. It's Brandt. 451 00:21:59,385 --> 00:22:00,652 (BEEPS) 452 00:22:00,653 --> 00:22:02,187 We've had some terrible news. 453 00:22:02,188 --> 00:22:04,383 Mr. Lebowski's in seclusion in the west wing. 454 00:22:08,861 --> 00:22:10,351 Mr. Lebowski. 455 00:22:17,436 --> 00:22:18,597 Funny. 456 00:22:19,805 --> 00:22:23,708 I can look back on a life of achievement, 457 00:22:23,709 --> 00:22:25,977 challenges met, 458 00:22:25,978 --> 00:22:28,112 competitors bested, 459 00:22:28,113 --> 00:22:29,843 obstacles overcome. 460 00:22:31,417 --> 00:22:34,886 I've accomplished more than most men 461 00:22:34,887 --> 00:22:37,185 and without the use of my legs. 462 00:22:41,827 --> 00:22:44,626 What makes a man, Mr. Lebowski? 463 00:22:45,931 --> 00:22:47,331 Dude. Huh? 464 00:22:49,401 --> 00:22:52,136 Oh, I don't know, sir. 465 00:22:52,137 --> 00:22:55,005 Is it being prepared to do the right thing, 466 00:22:57,142 --> 00:22:58,804 whatever the cost? 467 00:22:59,645 --> 00:23:01,773 Isn't that what makes a man? 468 00:23:02,915 --> 00:23:05,407 Sure, that and a pair of testicles. 469 00:23:05,985 --> 00:23:07,782 You're joking, 470 00:23:10,055 --> 00:23:11,756 but perhaps you're right. 471 00:23:11,757 --> 00:23:13,657 You mind if I do a Jay? 472 00:23:15,594 --> 00:23:16,755 Bunny. 473 00:23:18,831 --> 00:23:20,162 Excuse me? 474 00:23:20,499 --> 00:23:22,058 Bunny Lebowski. 475 00:23:23,168 --> 00:23:25,296 She is the light of my life. 476 00:23:26,872 --> 00:23:29,364 Are you surprised at my tears, sir? 477 00:23:31,310 --> 00:23:33,278 Oh, fucking A. 478 00:23:33,279 --> 00:23:35,770 Strong men also cry. 479 00:23:37,449 --> 00:23:40,385 Strong men also cry. 480 00:23:41,420 --> 00:23:42,819 (CLEARS THROAT) 481 00:23:43,455 --> 00:23:45,890 LEBOWSKl: I received this fax this morning. 482 00:23:48,861 --> 00:23:52,490 As you can see, it is a ransom note. 483 00:23:53,465 --> 00:23:55,600 DUDE: "We have Bunny." 484 00:23:55,601 --> 00:23:59,904 Written by men who were unable to achieve on a level field of play. 485 00:23:59,905 --> 00:24:02,674 "Gather $1 million..." 486 00:24:02,675 --> 00:24:06,144 Cowards! "...in unmarked, nonconsecutive 2·s." 487 00:24:06,145 --> 00:24:08,980 Weaklings! "Await instructions." 488 00:24:08,981 --> 00:24:10,710 Bums! "No funny stuff." 489 00:24:11,817 --> 00:24:13,979 Bummer. Huh? 490 00:24:15,220 --> 00:24:18,918 This is a bummer, man. That's... That's a bummer. 491 00:24:19,725 --> 00:24:22,421 Brandt will fill you in on the details. 492 00:24:37,009 --> 00:24:41,846 Mr. Lebowski is prepared to make a generous offer to you to act as courier 493 00:24:41,847 --> 00:24:44,482 once we get instructions for the money. 494 00:24:44,483 --> 00:24:45,717 Why me, man? 495 00:24:45,718 --> 00:24:51,289 He believes the culprits might be the very people who soiled your rug 496 00:24:51,290 --> 00:24:56,294 and you are in a unique position to confirm or disconfirm that suspicion. 497 00:24:56,295 --> 00:24:58,162 He thinks the carpet pissers did this? 498 00:24:58,163 --> 00:25:00,063 Well, Dude, we just don't know. 499 00:25:57,723 --> 00:26:00,089 (LATINO MUSIC PLAYING) 500 00:26:31,223 --> 00:26:34,386 Welcome to the Hotel California 501 00:26:35,294 --> 00:26:37,295 Such a lovely place 502 00:26:37,296 --> 00:26:39,162 Fucking Quintana. 503 00:26:40,132 --> 00:26:42,567 That creep can roll, man. 504 00:26:42,568 --> 00:26:45,560 Yeah, but he's a pervert, Dude. Yeah. 505 00:26:46,538 --> 00:26:49,540 No, he's a sex offender with a record. 506 00:26:49,541 --> 00:26:52,610 He did six months in Chino for exposing himself to an eight-year-old. 507 00:26:52,611 --> 00:26:54,011 (PINS FALLING) 508 00:26:54,012 --> 00:26:55,980 WALTER: When he moved to Hollywood, he had to go door-to-door 509 00:26:55,981 --> 00:26:57,745 to tell everyone he was a pederast. 510 00:26:58,717 --> 00:27:02,210 DONNY: What's a pederast, Walter? Shut the fuck up, Donny. 511 00:27:04,556 --> 00:27:07,225 So, how much did he give you? 512 00:27:07,226 --> 00:27:10,628 20 grand, man. And, of course, I still get to keep the rug. 513 00:27:10,629 --> 00:27:12,029 Just for making a hand-off? Yeah. 514 00:27:12,030 --> 00:27:14,397 (BEEPS) They gave Dude a beeper. 515 00:27:15,400 --> 00:27:18,302 So whenever these guys call... What if it's during a game? 516 00:27:18,303 --> 00:27:21,005 Oh, I told them if it was during league play... 517 00:27:21,006 --> 00:27:22,206 What's during league play? 518 00:27:22,207 --> 00:27:24,742 Life does not stop and start at your convenience, 519 00:27:24,743 --> 00:27:26,744 you miserable piece of shit. 520 00:27:26,745 --> 00:27:28,779 I figure... What's wrong with Walter, Dude? 521 00:27:28,780 --> 00:27:31,382 I figure it's easy money, you know. It's all pretty harmless. 522 00:27:31,383 --> 00:27:33,215 She probably kidnapped herself. 523 00:27:34,186 --> 00:27:37,154 What do you mean, Dude? Rug-peers did not do this. 524 00:27:37,155 --> 00:27:42,093 Look at it. A young trophy wife marries this guy for his money. 525 00:27:42,094 --> 00:27:45,029 She figures he isn't giving her enough, you know. 526 00:27:45,030 --> 00:27:46,864 She owes money all over town. 527 00:27:46,865 --> 00:27:49,100 That fucking bitch! 528 00:27:49,101 --> 00:27:50,968 It's all a goddamn fake, man. 529 00:27:50,969 --> 00:27:52,970 It's like Lenin said, 530 00:27:52,971 --> 00:27:58,042 you look for the person who will benefit and, you know... 531 00:27:58,043 --> 00:28:00,671 I Am the Walrus? You know, you'll... 532 00:28:01,313 --> 00:28:03,414 You know what I'm trying to say. I Am the Walrus. 533 00:28:03,415 --> 00:28:06,284 That fucking bitch! Oh, yeah! 534 00:28:06,285 --> 00:28:07,785 I Am the Walrus. That's... 535 00:28:07,786 --> 00:28:09,387 Shut the fuck up, Donny! 536 00:28:09,388 --> 00:28:12,490 V.l. Lenin, Vladimir llyich Ulyanov! 537 00:28:12,491 --> 00:28:13,758 What the fuck is he talking about? 538 00:28:13,759 --> 00:28:15,660 Fucking exactly what happened to those... 539 00:28:15,661 --> 00:28:17,328 WALTER: That makes me fucking sick! 540 00:28:17,329 --> 00:28:20,364 DUDE: Well, what do you care, Walter? Those rich fucks. 541 00:28:20,365 --> 00:28:22,400 This whole fucking thing. 542 00:28:22,401 --> 00:28:25,236 I did not watch my buddies die face down in the muck 543 00:28:25,237 --> 00:28:27,071 so that this fucking strumpet, 544 00:28:27,072 --> 00:28:28,306 this fucking whore, could waltz around... 545 00:28:28,307 --> 00:28:30,808 I don't see any connection with Vietnam, man. 546 00:28:30,809 --> 00:28:32,543 Well, there isn't a literal connection, Dude. 547 00:28:32,544 --> 00:28:34,512 No, Walter, face it, there isn't any connection. 548 00:28:34,513 --> 00:28:36,080 Your roll. Have it your way. 549 00:28:36,081 --> 00:28:37,515 Your roll. But my point is... 550 00:28:37,516 --> 00:28:40,281 My point is... QUINTANA: Are you ready to be fucked, man? 551 00:28:41,954 --> 00:28:44,753 I see you rolled your way into the semis. 552 00:28:45,791 --> 00:28:48,192 Dios mfo, man. 553 00:28:48,193 --> 00:28:51,060 Liam and me, we're gonna fuck you up. 554 00:28:51,563 --> 00:28:57,332 Yeah? Well, you know, that's just like your opinion, man. 555 00:28:58,537 --> 00:29:01,706 Let me tell you something, pendejo. 556 00:29:01,707 --> 00:29:04,008 You pull any of your crazy shit with us, 557 00:29:04,009 --> 00:29:06,911 you flash a piece out on the lanes, 558 00:29:06,912 --> 00:29:09,914 I'll take it away from you and stick it up your ass 559 00:29:09,915 --> 00:29:13,112 and pull the fucking trigger till it goes click. 560 00:29:15,087 --> 00:29:16,420 Jesus. 561 00:29:16,421 --> 00:29:18,155 You said it, man. 562 00:29:18,156 --> 00:29:20,386 Nobody fucks with the Jesus. 563 00:29:26,698 --> 00:29:28,098 Eight-year-olds, Dude. 564 00:29:29,735 --> 00:29:31,225 (PINS FALLING) 565 00:29:36,174 --> 00:29:37,733 (MEN EYCLAIMING) 566 00:29:47,986 --> 00:29:50,421 (THE MAN lN ME PLAYING) 567 00:29:51,290 --> 00:29:54,453 La-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la 568 00:29:54,860 --> 00:29:57,061 La-la-la, la, la, la, la 569 00:29:57,062 --> 00:29:58,763 La-la-la, la, la, la, la 570 00:29:58,764 --> 00:30:01,255 La-la-la, la, la, la, la 571 00:30:01,600 --> 00:30:03,363 La-la, la-la 572 00:30:05,537 --> 00:30:07,164 La-la-la 573 00:30:08,407 --> 00:30:10,541 La-la-la, la-la-la 574 00:30:10,542 --> 00:30:11,907 La-la, la-la 575 00:30:14,880 --> 00:30:17,076 The man in me will do 576 00:30:18,183 --> 00:30:20,652 Nearly any task 577 00:30:21,520 --> 00:30:24,689 And as for compensation 578 00:30:24,690 --> 00:30:26,824 There's little he would ask 579 00:30:26,825 --> 00:30:28,325 (SCREAMING) 580 00:30:28,326 --> 00:30:30,921 Take a woman like you 581 00:30:31,730 --> 00:30:33,129 To get through 582 00:30:33,598 --> 00:30:35,658 To the man in me 583 00:30:38,737 --> 00:30:41,832 Storm clouds are raging 584 00:30:42,341 --> 00:30:44,900 All around my door 585 00:30:45,977 --> 00:30:47,945 I think to myself 586 00:30:47,946 --> 00:30:51,405 I might not take it anymore 587 00:30:52,184 --> 00:30:55,119 Take a woman like your kind 588 00:30:55,554 --> 00:30:59,581 To find the man in me 589 00:31:02,327 --> 00:31:04,128 But, oh 590 00:31:04,129 --> 00:31:05,296 (BEEPER BEEPING) 591 00:31:05,297 --> 00:31:07,197 What a wonderful feeling 592 00:31:09,835 --> 00:31:11,702 Just to know 593 00:31:11,703 --> 00:31:14,172 That you are near 594 00:31:15,907 --> 00:31:17,141 (GROANS) 595 00:31:17,142 --> 00:31:20,644 Sets my heart a-reeling 596 00:31:20,645 --> 00:31:21,946 (MUTTERING) 597 00:31:21,947 --> 00:31:24,814 From my toes 598 00:31:25,350 --> 00:31:28,377 Up to my ears 599 00:31:29,287 --> 00:31:32,623 The man in me will hide sometimes 600 00:31:32,624 --> 00:31:34,191 BRANDT: They called about ·0 minutes ago. 601 00:31:34,192 --> 00:31:36,894 They want you to take the money, drive north on the 405. 602 00:31:36,895 --> 00:31:38,329 They will call you on the portable phone 603 00:31:38,330 --> 00:31:40,498 with instructions in about 40 minutes. 604 00:31:40,499 --> 00:31:41,665 One person only. 605 00:31:41,666 --> 00:31:44,201 They were very clear on that, or I'd go with you. One person only. 606 00:31:44,202 --> 00:31:47,195 What happened to yourjaw? Oh, nothing, man. 607 00:31:48,740 --> 00:31:50,367 Here's the money. 608 00:31:51,209 --> 00:31:52,910 And the phone. 609 00:31:52,911 --> 00:31:55,846 Please, Dude, follow whatever instructions they give. 610 00:31:55,847 --> 00:31:58,716 All right. Her life is in your hands. 611 00:31:58,717 --> 00:32:00,418 Man, don't say that. 612 00:32:00,419 --> 00:32:03,120 Mr. Lebowski asked me to repeat that, her life is in your hands. 613 00:32:03,121 --> 00:32:04,522 Oh, shit, man. 614 00:32:04,523 --> 00:32:06,957 Her life is in your hands, Dude. 615 00:32:06,958 --> 00:32:09,621 Report back to us as soon as it's done. 616 00:32:19,104 --> 00:32:23,440 Where the fuck are you going, man? Take the ringer, I'll drive. 617 00:32:23,441 --> 00:32:25,743 The what? The ringer. 618 00:32:25,744 --> 00:32:27,371 The ringer, Dude. 619 00:32:35,153 --> 00:32:37,188 DUDE: What the... Have they called yet? 620 00:32:37,189 --> 00:32:39,056 What the hell is this? 621 00:32:39,057 --> 00:32:42,026 My dirty undies, Dude. The laundry. The whites. 622 00:32:42,027 --> 00:32:46,230 Walter, I'm sure there's a reason you brought your dirty undies, man. 623 00:32:46,231 --> 00:32:47,598 That's right, Dude. The weight. 624 00:32:47,599 --> 00:32:48,999 The ringer cannot look empty. 625 00:32:49,000 --> 00:32:51,135 Walter, what the fuck are you thinking, man? 626 00:32:51,136 --> 00:32:53,137 You're right, Dude. I got to thinking. 627 00:32:53,138 --> 00:32:56,073 I got to thinking, why should we settle for a measly fucking 20 grand... 628 00:32:56,074 --> 00:32:59,376 We? What the fuck, "we"? You said you just wanted to come along. 629 00:32:59,377 --> 00:33:01,846 My point, Dude, is why should we settle for 20 grand 630 00:33:01,847 --> 00:33:04,582 when we can keep the entire million? Am I wrong? 631 00:33:04,583 --> 00:33:07,751 Yes, you're wrong. This isn't a fucking game, man. 632 00:33:07,752 --> 00:33:10,154 Oh, but it is a game. You said so yourself. 633 00:33:10,155 --> 00:33:12,456 She kidnapped herself. I said I thought... 634 00:33:12,457 --> 00:33:13,822 (PHONE RINGING) 635 00:33:18,630 --> 00:33:20,689 Dude, here. MAN: (WITH GERMAN ACCENT) Who is this? 636 00:33:22,100 --> 00:33:25,135 Dude. The bagman, man. Where do you want us to go? 637 00:33:25,136 --> 00:33:26,160 Us? 638 00:33:27,806 --> 00:33:28,898 Shit! 639 00:33:30,809 --> 00:33:33,510 Yeah, you know, me and the driver. 640 00:33:33,511 --> 00:33:37,381 I'm not handling the money, driving the car and talking on the phone all by my... 641 00:33:37,382 --> 00:33:38,716 Shut the fuck up! 642 00:33:38,717 --> 00:33:41,709 Dude, are you fucking this up? Who is that? 643 00:33:43,054 --> 00:33:45,723 That is the driver. I told you... 644 00:33:45,724 --> 00:33:47,391 (DIAL TONE HUMS) 645 00:33:47,392 --> 00:33:49,360 Oh, shit! What the fuck's going on? 646 00:33:49,361 --> 00:33:50,828 Walter... What the fuck is going on? 647 00:33:50,829 --> 00:33:55,266 He hung up, man. You fucked it up. You fucked it up! 648 00:33:55,267 --> 00:33:57,868 Her life was in our hands, man. Easy, Dude. 649 00:33:57,869 --> 00:34:01,839 We're screwed now. We don't get shit. They're gonna kill her. 650 00:34:01,840 --> 00:34:04,642 We're fucked, Walter. Nothing is fucked, Dude. 651 00:34:04,643 --> 00:34:07,211 Come on. You're being very un-Dude. 652 00:34:07,212 --> 00:34:09,713 They'll call back. Look, she kidnapped... 653 00:34:09,714 --> 00:34:10,848 (PHONE RINGING) 654 00:34:10,849 --> 00:34:12,883 You see? Nothing's fucked here, Dude. 655 00:34:12,884 --> 00:34:16,854 Nothing is fucked. They're a bunch of fucking amateurs. 656 00:34:16,855 --> 00:34:19,456 Walter, will you just shut the fuck up? 657 00:34:19,457 --> 00:34:21,892 Don't say peep while I'm doing business here, man. 658 00:34:21,893 --> 00:34:23,862 Okay, Dude. Have it your way. 659 00:34:25,964 --> 00:34:28,399 But they're amateurs. Fuck. 660 00:34:30,001 --> 00:34:31,235 Dude. 661 00:34:31,236 --> 00:34:34,605 MAN: Okay, we proceed but only if there is no funny stuff. 662 00:34:34,606 --> 00:34:36,206 Yeah, yeah. 663 00:34:36,207 --> 00:34:38,375 So no funny sturt Okay? 664 00:34:38,376 --> 00:34:40,970 Just tell me where the fuck you want us to go. 665 00:34:44,616 --> 00:34:46,884 That was the sign, man. 666 00:34:46,885 --> 00:34:50,688 So, all we gotta do is get her back. 667 00:34:50,689 --> 00:34:53,157 No one's in a position to complain. 668 00:34:53,158 --> 00:34:55,659 We keep the baksheesh. Yeah, terrific, Walter. 669 00:34:55,660 --> 00:34:58,395 But you haven't told me how we're gonna get her back. Where is she? 670 00:34:58,396 --> 00:35:00,331 That's the simple part, Dude. 671 00:35:00,332 --> 00:35:04,598 We make the hand-off, I grab one of them and beat it out of him. Huh? 672 00:35:05,737 --> 00:35:08,472 That's a great plan, Walter. 673 00:35:08,473 --> 00:35:10,674 That's fucking ingenious, if I understand it correctly. 674 00:35:10,675 --> 00:35:12,710 It's a Swiss fucking watch. 675 00:35:12,711 --> 00:35:15,913 That's right, Dude. The beauty of this is its simplicity. 676 00:35:15,914 --> 00:35:19,249 Once a plan gets too complex, everything can go wrong. 677 00:35:19,250 --> 00:35:21,085 If there's one thing I learned in Nam... 678 00:35:21,086 --> 00:35:22,553 (PHONE RINGING) 679 00:35:24,956 --> 00:35:26,123 Dude. 680 00:35:26,124 --> 00:35:28,058 MAN: You are coming to wooden bridge. 681 00:35:28,059 --> 00:35:29,293 When you cross the bridge, 682 00:35:29,294 --> 00:35:32,696 you throw the bag from the left window of the moving car. 683 00:35:32,697 --> 00:35:33,831 You're being watched. 684 00:35:33,832 --> 00:35:35,065 (DIAL TONE HUMS) 685 00:35:35,066 --> 00:35:37,468 Fuck. What'd he say? Where's the hand-off? 686 00:35:37,469 --> 00:35:39,236 There is no fucking hand-off, man. 687 00:35:39,237 --> 00:35:42,006 At the wooden bridge we throw the money out of the car. 688 00:35:42,007 --> 00:35:44,805 We throw the money out of the moving car. 689 00:35:45,377 --> 00:35:48,112 We can't do that, Dude. That fucks up our plan. 690 00:35:48,113 --> 00:35:50,114 Well, call them up and explain it to them, Walter. 691 00:35:50,115 --> 00:35:51,448 Your plan is so fucking simple, 692 00:35:51,449 --> 00:35:53,317 I'm sure they'll fucking understand it. 693 00:35:53,318 --> 00:35:54,585 That's the beauty of it. 694 00:35:54,586 --> 00:35:57,054 WALTER: Wooden bridge, huh? Throw them the money, Walter. 695 00:35:57,055 --> 00:35:58,689 We're not fucking around, man. 696 00:35:58,690 --> 00:36:01,025 Okay, Dude, the bridge is coming up. Give me the ringer, chop-chop. 697 00:36:01,026 --> 00:36:02,626 Fuck that. Walter, I love you, 698 00:36:02,627 --> 00:36:05,796 but sooner or later you're gonna have to face the fact you're a goddamn moron. 699 00:36:05,797 --> 00:36:08,232 Okay, Dude. No time to argue. Hey, man! 700 00:36:08,233 --> 00:36:10,667 Here's the bridge. Hey, Walter! Hey, Walter! 701 00:36:10,668 --> 00:36:13,399 Hey, Walter! Here goes the ringer! 702 00:36:14,673 --> 00:36:16,974 What the fuck? Okay, Dude, you're wheel. 703 00:36:16,975 --> 00:36:19,243 Hey, man, what the fuck? At 15 mph, I roll out. 704 00:36:19,244 --> 00:36:21,245 I double back, grab one of them and beat it out of him. 705 00:36:21,246 --> 00:36:22,513 The Uzi. Uzi. 706 00:36:22,514 --> 00:36:24,715 You didn't think I was rolling out of here naked, did you? 707 00:36:24,716 --> 00:36:27,418 Walter, please! Fifteen, Dude! This is it! Let's take that hill! 708 00:36:27,419 --> 00:36:28,682 Walter! 709 00:36:32,590 --> 00:36:34,559 (TIRES SCREECHING) 710 00:36:41,232 --> 00:36:43,434 (BIKE ENGINES REVVING) 711 00:36:43,435 --> 00:36:44,993 (MOANING) 712 00:36:51,509 --> 00:36:54,311 We have it! 713 00:36:54,312 --> 00:36:56,914 We have it! 714 00:36:56,915 --> 00:36:58,849 We have it! 715 00:36:59,317 --> 00:37:01,251 (PANTING) 716 00:37:13,398 --> 00:37:15,499 Fuck it, Dude. 717 00:37:15,500 --> 00:37:17,093 Let's go bowling. 718 00:37:21,739 --> 00:37:23,332 (PHONE RINGING) 719 00:37:32,484 --> 00:37:34,111 (PINS FALLING) 720 00:37:37,856 --> 00:37:39,346 (PHONE RINGING) 721 00:37:55,573 --> 00:37:58,976 Aitz chaim he, Dude, as the ex used to say. 722 00:37:58,977 --> 00:38:00,844 What the fuck is that supposed to mean? 723 00:38:00,845 --> 00:38:04,014 What the fuck are we gonna tell Lebowski? 724 00:38:04,015 --> 00:38:06,216 Oh, him. 725 00:38:06,217 --> 00:38:09,286 I don't know. What exactly is the problem? 726 00:38:09,287 --> 00:38:11,153 The problem is... 727 00:38:12,423 --> 00:38:14,258 What do you mean, what's the... 728 00:38:14,259 --> 00:38:15,783 There was no... 729 00:38:16,661 --> 00:38:18,220 We didn't... 730 00:38:19,330 --> 00:38:21,598 They're gonna kill that poor woman, man! 731 00:38:21,599 --> 00:38:23,534 What the fuck are you talking about? 732 00:38:23,535 --> 00:38:26,136 The poor woman, that poor slut kidnapped herself. 733 00:38:26,137 --> 00:38:27,538 Come on, Dude. You said so yourself. 734 00:38:27,539 --> 00:38:29,907 Man, I said I thought she kidnapped herself. 735 00:38:29,908 --> 00:38:31,475 You're the one who's so fucking certain. 736 00:38:31,476 --> 00:38:34,111 That's right, Dude. 100% certain. 737 00:38:34,112 --> 00:38:35,913 They posted the next round for the tournament. 738 00:38:35,914 --> 00:38:37,247 Donny, shut the fuck... 739 00:38:37,248 --> 00:38:39,349 When do we play? This Saturday. Quintana and... 740 00:38:39,350 --> 00:38:41,151 Saturday? Well, they'll have to reschedule. 741 00:38:41,152 --> 00:38:43,587 Walter, what am l gonna tell Lebowski? 742 00:38:43,588 --> 00:38:46,990 I told that fuck down at the league office. Who's in charge of scheduling? 743 00:38:46,991 --> 00:38:48,625 Walter! Burkhalter. 744 00:38:48,626 --> 00:38:51,662 I told that kraut a fucking thousand times, I don't roll on shabbos! 745 00:38:51,663 --> 00:38:53,063 Walter! They already posted it. 746 00:38:53,064 --> 00:38:54,731 Well, they can fucking un-post it! 747 00:38:54,732 --> 00:38:58,135 Who gives a shit? They're gonna kill that poor woman, man! 748 00:38:58,136 --> 00:39:00,470 What am I gonna tell Lebowski? Come on, Dude. 749 00:39:00,471 --> 00:39:03,574 Eventually she'll get tired of her little game and, you know, wander on back. 750 00:39:03,575 --> 00:39:05,175 How come you don't roll on Saturday, Walter? 751 00:39:05,176 --> 00:39:06,443 I'm shomer shabbos. 752 00:39:06,444 --> 00:39:08,445 What's that, Walter? Yeah, and in the meantime, 753 00:39:08,446 --> 00:39:09,947 what do I tell Lebowski? 754 00:39:09,948 --> 00:39:12,382 Saturday, Donny, is shabbos, the Jewish day of rest. 755 00:39:12,383 --> 00:39:14,918 That means I don't work, I don't drive a car, 756 00:39:14,919 --> 00:39:16,486 I don't fucking ride in a car, 757 00:39:16,487 --> 00:39:18,422 I don't handle money, I don't turn on the oven 758 00:39:18,423 --> 00:39:20,550 and I sure as shit don't fucking roll! 759 00:39:21,459 --> 00:39:22,626 Sheesh. 760 00:39:22,627 --> 00:39:24,152 Shomer shabbos! 761 00:39:26,097 --> 00:39:28,899 Walter, how am I gonna... Shomer·u··· shabbos! 762 00:39:28,900 --> 00:39:32,236 Oh, fuck! That's it. I'm out of here. Oh, come on, Dude. 763 00:39:32,237 --> 00:39:33,602 (lNAUDIBLE) 764 00:39:34,172 --> 00:39:36,038 Dude! Dude! 765 00:39:38,309 --> 00:39:39,710 You just tell him... 766 00:39:39,711 --> 00:39:42,179 Tell him we made the drop and everything went, you know... 767 00:39:42,180 --> 00:39:43,313 Oh, yeah. How'd it go? 768 00:39:43,314 --> 00:39:45,282 Went all right. Dude's car got a little dinged up. 769 00:39:45,283 --> 00:39:47,751 Walter, we didn't make the fucking hand-off, man! 770 00:39:47,752 --> 00:39:49,886 They didn't get the fucking money! 771 00:39:49,887 --> 00:39:51,221 And they're gonna... They're gonna... 772 00:39:51,222 --> 00:39:52,890 They're gonna kill that poor woman. 773 00:39:52,891 --> 00:39:55,659 They're gonna kill that poor woman! 774 00:39:55,660 --> 00:39:57,194 Walter, if you can't ride in a car, 775 00:39:57,195 --> 00:39:58,662 then how do you get around on shabbos? 776 00:39:58,663 --> 00:40:00,764 Really, Dude, you surprise me. 777 00:40:00,765 --> 00:40:02,165 They're not gonna kill shit. 778 00:40:02,166 --> 00:40:03,367 They're not gonna do shit. 779 00:40:03,368 --> 00:40:05,068 What can they do to her? Bunch of fucking amateurs. 780 00:40:05,069 --> 00:40:07,004 And meanwhile, look at the bottom line. 781 00:40:07,005 --> 00:40:09,339 Who's sitting on a million fucking dollars? 782 00:40:09,340 --> 00:40:10,540 Am I wrong? Walter. 783 00:40:10,541 --> 00:40:13,710 Who's got a fucking million fucking dollars sitting in the trunk of our car? 784 00:40:13,711 --> 00:40:16,813 Our car, Walter? And what do they got? My dirty undies. 785 00:40:16,814 --> 00:40:18,441 My fucking whites! 786 00:40:19,450 --> 00:40:20,751 (PHONE RINGING) 787 00:40:20,752 --> 00:40:22,219 (CLEARS THROAT) 788 00:40:24,555 --> 00:40:25,887 Say, Dude? 789 00:40:26,758 --> 00:40:28,792 Where is your car? 790 00:40:28,793 --> 00:40:32,029 Who's got your undies, Walter? Where's your car, Dude? 791 00:40:32,030 --> 00:40:34,123 You don't know, Walter? 792 00:40:34,866 --> 00:40:38,529 WALTER: It was parked in a handicap zone. Perhaps they towed it. 793 00:40:39,437 --> 00:40:42,239 (PHONE RINGING) You fucking know it's been stolen. 794 00:40:42,240 --> 00:40:45,141 Well, certainly that's a possibility, Dude. 795 00:40:46,544 --> 00:40:47,944 Oh, fuck it. 796 00:40:50,515 --> 00:40:53,984 Where you going, Dude? I'm going home, Donny. 797 00:40:53,985 --> 00:40:57,148 Phone's ringing, Dude. Thank you, Donny! 798 00:41:01,492 --> 00:41:02,983 (PHONE RINGING) 799 00:41:06,564 --> 00:41:08,032 (PHONE STOPS RINGING) 800 00:41:12,704 --> 00:41:13,796 Yeah. 801 00:41:15,173 --> 00:41:20,304 Green with some brown, rust coloration. 802 00:41:21,512 --> 00:41:24,748 And was there anything of value in the car? 803 00:41:24,749 --> 00:41:26,183 Oh, yeah. 804 00:41:27,585 --> 00:41:31,920 A tape deck, some Creedence tapes, and there was a... 805 00:41:34,492 --> 00:41:36,017 My briefcase. 806 00:41:38,629 --> 00:41:40,256 In the briefcase? 807 00:41:42,367 --> 00:41:43,561 Papers. 808 00:41:44,469 --> 00:41:45,868 Just papers. 809 00:41:46,871 --> 00:41:50,273 You know, my papers, business papers. 810 00:41:51,943 --> 00:41:55,276 And what do you do, sir? I'm unemployed. 811 00:41:58,649 --> 00:42:01,651 (PHONE RINGING) My rug was also stolen. 812 00:42:01,652 --> 00:42:04,021 Your rug was in the car? 813 00:42:04,022 --> 00:42:05,717 No. Here. 814 00:42:06,424 --> 00:42:08,085 Separate incidents. 815 00:42:08,259 --> 00:42:10,060 (ANSWERING MACHINE CLICKS) 816 00:42:10,061 --> 00:42:11,895 DUDE ON MACHINE: The Dude is not in. 817 00:42:11,896 --> 00:42:14,763 Do you find them much, these stolen cars? 818 00:42:15,833 --> 00:42:17,165 Sometimes. 819 00:42:18,002 --> 00:42:20,537 Wouldn't hold out much hope for the tape deck though. 820 00:42:20,538 --> 00:42:22,406 Or the Creedence. 821 00:42:22,407 --> 00:42:26,366 (ANSWERING MACHINE BEEPS) What about the briefcase? 822 00:42:26,944 --> 00:42:28,412 WOMAN: Mr. Lebowski, I'd like to see you. 823 00:42:28,413 --> 00:42:30,414 Call when you get home and I'll send a car for you. 824 00:42:30,415 --> 00:42:34,151 My name is Maude Lebowski. I'm the one who took your rug. 825 00:42:34,152 --> 00:42:37,212 Well, guess we can close the file on that one. 826 00:42:40,591 --> 00:42:42,225 (DOOR CLOSES) 827 00:42:42,226 --> 00:42:44,525 (WOMAN CHANTING) 828 00:43:15,359 --> 00:43:16,725 (THUDDING) 829 00:43:19,530 --> 00:43:21,396 (SQUEAKING) 830 00:43:22,166 --> 00:43:23,361 (YELLS) 831 00:43:25,970 --> 00:43:28,302 (WOMAN SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE) 832 00:43:28,840 --> 00:43:31,741 I'll be with you in a moment, Mr. Lebowski. 833 00:43:32,110 --> 00:43:34,408 (WOMAN CHANTING) 834 00:43:36,214 --> 00:43:38,614 (lNDISTINCT CHATTERING) 835 00:43:50,261 --> 00:43:53,763 Does the female form make you uncomfortable, Mr. Lebowski? 836 00:43:53,764 --> 00:43:57,634 Is that what this is a picture of? In a sense, yes. 837 00:43:57,635 --> 00:44:00,403 My art has been commended as being strongly vaginal, 838 00:44:00,404 --> 00:44:01,571 which bothers some men. 839 00:44:01,572 --> 00:44:04,508 The word itself makes some men uncomfortable. 840 00:44:05,042 --> 00:44:07,177 Vagina. Oh, yeah? 841 00:44:07,178 --> 00:44:09,713 Yes, they don't like hearing it and find it difficult to say, 842 00:44:09,714 --> 00:44:11,148 whereas without batting an eye, 843 00:44:11,149 --> 00:44:15,347 a man will refer to his dick, or his rod or his johnson. 844 00:44:16,621 --> 00:44:17,721 "Johnson"? 845 00:44:17,722 --> 00:44:20,490 All right, Mr. Lebowski, let's get down to cases. 846 00:44:20,491 --> 00:44:23,026 My father told me he agreed to let you have the rug, 847 00:44:23,027 --> 00:44:27,097 but as it was a gift from me to my late mother, it was not his to give. 848 00:44:27,098 --> 00:44:28,998 Now, your face. 849 00:44:30,268 --> 00:44:32,168 As for this kidnapping. 850 00:44:32,303 --> 00:44:33,370 Huh? 851 00:44:33,371 --> 00:44:36,873 Yes, I know all about it, and I know that you acted as courier. 852 00:44:36,874 --> 00:44:40,210 Let me tell you something. The whole thing stinks to high heaven. 853 00:44:40,211 --> 00:44:44,514 Yeah, right, but let me explain something about the rug. 854 00:44:44,515 --> 00:44:46,745 Do you like sex, Mr. Lebowski? 855 00:44:47,718 --> 00:44:51,121 Excuse me? Sex, the physical act of love. Coitus. 856 00:44:51,122 --> 00:44:54,424 Do you like it? I was talking about my rug. 857 00:44:54,425 --> 00:44:57,027 You're not interested in sex? 858 00:44:57,028 --> 00:44:59,396 You mean coitus? I like it, too. 859 00:44:59,397 --> 00:45:01,765 It's a male myth about feminists that we hate sex. 860 00:45:01,766 --> 00:45:04,267 It can be a natural, zesty enterprise. 861 00:45:04,268 --> 00:45:05,735 However, there are some people, 862 00:45:05,736 --> 00:45:08,772 it is called satyriasis in men, nymphomania in women, 863 00:45:08,773 --> 00:45:12,008 who engage in it compulsively and without joy. 864 00:45:12,009 --> 00:45:15,111 Oh, no. Oh, yes, Mr. Lebowski. 865 00:45:15,112 --> 00:45:19,082 These unfortunate souls cannot love, in the true sense of the word. 866 00:45:19,083 --> 00:45:22,652 Our mutual acquaintance, Bunny, is one of these. 867 00:45:22,653 --> 00:45:24,955 Listen, Maude, 868 00:45:24,956 --> 00:45:28,225 I'm sorry if your stepmother is a nympho, 869 00:45:28,226 --> 00:45:31,695 but, you know, I don't see what this has to do with... 870 00:45:31,696 --> 00:45:34,495 You have any Kahlua? Take a look at this, sir. 871 00:45:38,035 --> 00:45:39,867 DUDE: Oh, I know that guy. 872 00:45:41,472 --> 00:45:43,668 He's a nihilist. 873 00:45:45,243 --> 00:45:47,077 "Karl Hungus." 874 00:45:47,078 --> 00:45:48,739 (lCE CUBES CLINKING) 875 00:46:00,725 --> 00:46:02,225 Hi. Hello. 876 00:46:02,226 --> 00:46:05,262 Mein dispatcher says there is something wrong with dein Kabel. 877 00:46:05,263 --> 00:46:06,463 Yeah. Come on in. 878 00:46:06,464 --> 00:46:08,999 I'm not really sure exactly what's really wrong with the cable. 879 00:46:09,000 --> 00:46:11,668 That's why they sent me. I am an expert. 880 00:46:11,669 --> 00:46:13,036 The TV's in here. 881 00:46:13,037 --> 00:46:16,234 You recognize her, of course. Helga, bring my tools. 882 00:46:19,143 --> 00:46:20,977 That's my friend Sherry. 883 00:46:20,978 --> 00:46:22,746 She just came over to use the shower. 884 00:46:22,747 --> 00:46:25,181 The story is ludicrous. 885 00:46:25,182 --> 00:46:28,218 My name is Karl. lch bin expert. 886 00:46:28,219 --> 00:46:30,353 You must be here to fix the cable. 887 00:46:30,354 --> 00:46:33,290 Lord, you can imagine where it goes from here. 888 00:46:33,291 --> 00:46:34,824 He fixes the cable? 889 00:46:34,825 --> 00:46:36,960 Don't be fatuous, Jeffrey. 890 00:46:36,961 --> 00:46:40,330 Little matter to me that this woman chose to pursue a career in pornography, 891 00:46:40,331 --> 00:46:43,066 nor that she has been banging Jackie Treehorn, 892 00:46:43,067 --> 00:46:44,901 to use the parlance of our times. 893 00:46:44,902 --> 00:46:48,938 However, I am one of the two trustees of the Lebowski Foundation, 894 00:46:48,939 --> 00:46:50,674 the other being my father. 895 00:46:50,675 --> 00:46:52,742 The foundation takes youngsters from Watts and... 896 00:46:52,743 --> 00:46:54,210 Shit, yeah. The achievers. 897 00:46:54,211 --> 00:46:57,981 Little Lebowski Urban Achievers, yes, and proud we are of all of them. 898 00:46:57,982 --> 00:47:01,918 I asked my father about his withdrawal of $1 million from the foundation account, 899 00:47:01,919 --> 00:47:03,820 and he told me about this abduction, 900 00:47:03,821 --> 00:47:05,555 but I tell you it is preposterous. 901 00:47:05,556 --> 00:47:09,526 This compulsive fornicator is taking my father for the proverbial ride. 902 00:47:09,527 --> 00:47:11,561 Yeah, but my... I'm getting to your rug. 903 00:47:11,562 --> 00:47:13,363 My father and l don't get along. 904 00:47:13,364 --> 00:47:15,098 He doesn't approve of my lifestyle and, 905 00:47:15,099 --> 00:47:16,833 needless to say, I don't approve of his. 906 00:47:16,834 --> 00:47:20,737 However, I hardly wish to make my father's embezzlement a police matter. 907 00:47:20,738 --> 00:47:23,673 So I'm proposing that you try to recover the money 908 00:47:23,674 --> 00:47:25,909 from the people you delivered it to. 909 00:47:25,910 --> 00:47:28,878 Well, I could do that. 910 00:47:28,879 --> 00:47:30,847 If you successfully do so, 911 00:47:30,848 --> 00:47:36,186 I will compensate you to the tune of 10% of the recovered sum. 912 00:47:36,187 --> 00:47:38,288 A hundred... Thousand. Yes. 913 00:47:38,289 --> 00:47:41,124 Bones or clams or whatever you call them. 914 00:47:41,125 --> 00:47:45,462 Yeah, but what about my... Your rug, yes. 915 00:47:45,463 --> 00:47:48,131 Well, with that money you can buy any number of rugs 916 00:47:48,132 --> 00:47:50,834 that don't have sentimental value for me. 917 00:47:50,835 --> 00:47:53,436 And I am sorry about that crack on the jaw. 918 00:47:53,437 --> 00:47:55,972 Oh, that's fine. That doesn't even... 919 00:47:55,973 --> 00:47:58,608 Here's the name and number of a doctor who will look at it for you. 920 00:47:58,609 --> 00:48:00,243 You will receive no bill. 921 00:48:00,244 --> 00:48:01,911 He's a good man and thorough. 922 00:48:01,912 --> 00:48:03,613 (STUTTERS) That's thoughtful but... 923 00:48:03,614 --> 00:48:07,107 Please see him, Jeffrey. He's a good man and thorough. 924 00:48:08,719 --> 00:48:10,881 Oh, well, all right. 925 00:48:11,922 --> 00:48:13,656 So he says, "My wife's a pain in the ass. 926 00:48:13,657 --> 00:48:16,159 "She's always busting my frigging agates. 927 00:48:16,160 --> 00:48:19,429 "My daughter's married to a loser bastard. 928 00:48:19,430 --> 00:48:23,399 "l got a rash so bad on my ass I can't even sit down. 929 00:48:23,400 --> 00:48:25,668 "But you know me, I can't complain." 930 00:48:25,669 --> 00:48:27,537 (LAUGHING) Oh, fucking A, man. 931 00:48:27,538 --> 00:48:30,269 I got a rash, man. Fucking A. 932 00:48:31,342 --> 00:48:33,977 I gotta tell you, Tone, man, 933 00:48:33,978 --> 00:48:37,180 earlier today I was really feeling shitty, man. 934 00:48:37,181 --> 00:48:39,182 Really down in the dumps. 935 00:48:39,183 --> 00:48:40,650 Lost a little money... 936 00:48:40,651 --> 00:48:44,154 Hey, you know what? Forget about it, huh? Forget about it. 937 00:48:44,155 --> 00:48:45,488 Yeah, fuck it, man. 938 00:48:45,489 --> 00:48:48,391 You can't be worried about that shit. Life goes on, man. 939 00:48:48,392 --> 00:48:51,089 Well, home, sweet home, Mr. L. 940 00:48:53,831 --> 00:48:56,199 TONY: Hey, yo. Come here. 941 00:48:56,200 --> 00:48:58,692 Who's your friend in the Volkswagen? Huh? 942 00:49:00,571 --> 00:49:02,872 TONY: Yeah. He followed us here. 943 00:49:02,873 --> 00:49:05,875 When did he start... Whoa! What the fuck? 944 00:49:05,876 --> 00:49:08,077 Get in the limo, you son of a bitch! No arguments! 945 00:49:08,078 --> 00:49:10,946 Hey! Hey! Careful, man! There's a beverage here! 946 00:49:12,616 --> 00:49:15,151 Start talking, and talk fast, you lousy bum. 947 00:49:15,152 --> 00:49:17,086 We've been frantically trying to reach you, Dude. 948 00:49:17,087 --> 00:49:19,613 Where is my goddamn money, you bum? 949 00:49:21,158 --> 00:49:23,960 Well, we... I don't... 950 00:49:23,961 --> 00:49:26,329 They did not receive the money, you nitwit! 951 00:49:26,330 --> 00:49:28,031 They did not receive the money! 952 00:49:28,032 --> 00:49:30,400 Her life was in your hands! 953 00:49:30,401 --> 00:49:32,001 This is our concern, Dude. 954 00:49:32,002 --> 00:49:34,137 No, man. Nothing is fucked here. 955 00:49:34,138 --> 00:49:36,139 Nothing is fucked? No, man. 956 00:49:36,140 --> 00:49:40,043 The goddamn plane has crashed into the mountain! 957 00:49:40,044 --> 00:49:44,347 Man, come on. Who are you gonna believe, those guys or... 958 00:49:44,348 --> 00:49:46,182 We dropped off the damn money. 959 00:49:46,183 --> 00:49:47,480 We? 960 00:49:48,786 --> 00:49:51,855 l, the royal we. 961 00:49:51,856 --> 00:49:53,289 You know. The editorial... 962 00:49:53,290 --> 00:49:55,425 I dropped off the money exactly as per... 963 00:49:55,426 --> 00:49:59,295 Look, man, I've got certain information. All right? 964 00:49:59,296 --> 00:50:01,865 Certain things have come to light and... 965 00:50:01,866 --> 00:50:04,567 You know, has it ever occurred to you 966 00:50:04,568 --> 00:50:10,106 that instead of, you know, running around, blaming me... 967 00:50:10,107 --> 00:50:12,375 You know, given the nature of all this new shit, 968 00:50:12,376 --> 00:50:18,314 you know, this could be a lot more complex... 969 00:50:18,315 --> 00:50:23,353 I mean, it's not just... It might not be just such a simple... You know? 970 00:50:23,354 --> 00:50:26,956 What in God's holy name are you blathering about? 971 00:50:26,957 --> 00:50:29,392 Well, I'll tell you what I'm blathering about. 972 00:50:29,393 --> 00:50:31,427 I've got information, man. 973 00:50:31,428 --> 00:50:33,263 New shit has come to light. 974 00:50:33,264 --> 00:50:35,232 And, shit, man, 975 00:50:37,201 --> 00:50:39,101 she kidnapped herself. 976 00:50:42,139 --> 00:50:44,941 Well, sure, man. Look at it. You know? 977 00:50:44,942 --> 00:50:48,978 A young trophy wife, in the parlance of our times, you know. 978 00:50:48,979 --> 00:50:54,145 She owes money all over town, including to known pornographers. 979 00:50:56,053 --> 00:50:58,317 And that's cool. That's cool. 980 00:50:59,189 --> 00:51:03,092 I'm saying she needs money, man. 981 00:51:03,093 --> 00:51:06,757 And, you know, of course they're gonna say they didn't get it 982 00:51:08,065 --> 00:51:10,967 because she wants more, man. 983 00:51:10,968 --> 00:51:13,403 She's gotta feed the monkey. I mean... 984 00:51:15,739 --> 00:51:18,908 Hasn't that ever occurred to you, man? 985 00:51:18,909 --> 00:51:19,967 Sir? 986 00:51:22,146 --> 00:51:25,615 No, Mr. Lebowski, it had not occurred to me. 987 00:51:25,616 --> 00:51:27,917 That had not occurred to us, Dude. 988 00:51:27,918 --> 00:51:29,452 Well, okay, you know? 989 00:51:29,453 --> 00:51:34,057 You guys aren't privy to all the new shit, so, you know... 990 00:51:34,058 --> 00:51:37,527 But, hey, that's what you... That's what you pay me for. 991 00:51:37,528 --> 00:51:38,654 (CHUCKLES) 992 00:51:39,863 --> 00:51:41,064 Speaking of which, 993 00:51:41,065 --> 00:51:45,468 do you think that you could give me my $20,000 in cash? 994 00:51:45,469 --> 00:51:48,538 My concern is, and I've gotta check it with my accountant, 995 00:51:48,539 --> 00:51:51,341 that this might bump me up into a higher tax... 996 00:51:51,342 --> 00:51:53,936 Brandt, give him the envelope. 997 00:51:54,645 --> 00:51:58,715 Oh, well, if you've already got the check made out, that's cool. 998 00:51:58,716 --> 00:52:00,707 BRANDT: We received this this morning. 999 00:52:03,253 --> 00:52:06,723 Since you have failed to achieve, 1000 00:52:06,724 --> 00:52:10,293 even in the modest task which was your charge, 1001 00:52:10,294 --> 00:52:13,563 since you have stolen my money, 1002 00:52:13,564 --> 00:52:17,333 since you have unrepentantly betrayed my trust, 1003 00:52:17,334 --> 00:52:21,371 I have no choice but to tell these bums 1004 00:52:21,372 --> 00:52:23,673 to do whatever is necessary 1005 00:52:23,674 --> 00:52:27,804 to recover their money from you, Jeffrey Lebowski. 1006 00:52:29,079 --> 00:52:33,216 And with Brandt as my witness, I will tell you this, 1007 00:52:33,217 --> 00:52:36,586 any further harm visited upon Bunny 1008 00:52:36,587 --> 00:52:40,182 will be visited tenfold upon your head. 1009 00:52:42,593 --> 00:52:44,026 By God, sir, 1010 00:52:44,561 --> 00:52:47,554 I will not abide another toe. 1011 00:52:48,198 --> 00:52:53,669 I hear the cottonwoods whispering above 1012 00:52:53,670 --> 00:52:55,798 That wasn't her toe, Dude. 1013 00:52:57,541 --> 00:53:00,676 Whose toe was it, Walter? How the fuck should I know? 1014 00:53:00,677 --> 00:53:04,247 I do know that nothing about it indicates... The nail polish, Walter. 1015 00:53:04,248 --> 00:53:05,648 Fine, Dude. 1016 00:53:05,649 --> 00:53:09,619 As if it's impossible to get some nail polish, apply it to someone else's toe... 1017 00:53:09,620 --> 00:53:10,987 Someone else... Pinking shears. 1018 00:53:10,988 --> 00:53:12,422 Where the fuck are they gonna get... 1019 00:53:12,423 --> 00:53:15,291 You want a toe? I can get you a toe. 1020 00:53:15,292 --> 00:53:17,293 Believe me, there are ways, Dude. 1021 00:53:17,294 --> 00:53:19,629 You don't wanna know about it, believe me. Yeah, but, Walter... 1022 00:53:19,630 --> 00:53:23,132 Hell, I could get you a toe by 3:00 this afternoon with nail polish. 1023 00:53:23,133 --> 00:53:25,134 These fucking amateurs. Walter... 1024 00:53:25,135 --> 00:53:28,037 They send us a toe, we're supposed to shit ourselves with fear. 1025 00:53:28,038 --> 00:53:29,705 Jesus Christ! Walter... 1026 00:53:29,706 --> 00:53:31,874 The point is... They're gonna kill her, Walter, 1027 00:53:31,875 --> 00:53:33,609 and then they're gonna kill me. 1028 00:53:33,610 --> 00:53:36,079 Dude, that's... 1029 00:53:37,381 --> 00:53:39,615 That's just the stress talking, man. 1030 00:53:39,616 --> 00:53:44,754 Now, so far we have what appears to me to be a series of victimless crimes. 1031 00:53:44,755 --> 00:53:47,390 What about the toe? Forget about the fucking toe! 1032 00:53:47,391 --> 00:53:50,593 Excuse me, sir. Could you please keep your voices down? 1033 00:53:50,594 --> 00:53:52,462 This is a family restaurant. 1034 00:53:52,463 --> 00:53:54,964 Oh, please! Dear, for your information, 1035 00:53:54,965 --> 00:53:57,867 the Supreme Court has roundly rejected prior restraint. 1036 00:53:57,868 --> 00:54:00,303 Come on. Walter, this is not a First Amendment thing, man. 1037 00:54:00,304 --> 00:54:03,573 Sir, if you don't calm down, I'm gonna have to ask you to leave. 1038 00:54:03,574 --> 00:54:06,743 Lady, I got buddies who died face down in the muck 1039 00:54:06,744 --> 00:54:09,545 so that you and I can enjoy this family restaurant! 1040 00:54:09,546 --> 00:54:12,949 All right, I'm out of here. Hey, Dude, don't go away, man. 1041 00:54:12,950 --> 00:54:16,909 Come on. This affects all of us, man! lt's our basic freedoms! 1042 00:54:21,692 --> 00:54:23,125 I'm staying. 1043 00:54:25,329 --> 00:54:27,320 I'm finishing my coffee. 1044 00:54:32,202 --> 00:54:33,966 Enjoying my coffee. 1045 00:54:35,772 --> 00:54:37,866 (WHALE SONG PLAYING ON TAPE) 1046 00:54:40,077 --> 00:54:41,874 (PHONE RINGING) 1047 00:54:42,513 --> 00:54:43,980 (STIFLED COUGHING) 1048 00:54:49,086 --> 00:54:50,219 (ANSWERING MACHINE CLICKS) 1049 00:54:50,220 --> 00:54:52,455 DUDE ON MACHINE: The Dude is not in. 1050 00:54:52,456 --> 00:54:55,391 Łeave a message after the beep. It takes a minute. 1051 00:54:55,392 --> 00:54:56,492 (BEEPS) 1052 00:54:56,493 --> 00:55:00,296 Mr. Lebowski, this is Duty O·ce· Rolvaag of the LAPD. 1053 00:55:00,297 --> 00:55:01,898 We've recovered your automobile. 1054 00:55:01,899 --> 00:55:05,268 It can be claimed at the North Hollywood Auto Circus there on Victory. 1055 00:55:05,269 --> 00:55:06,469 Their hours there are... 1056 00:55:06,470 --> 00:55:08,104 Far out, man. Far fucking out! 1057 00:55:08,105 --> 00:55:09,573 (BANGING) 1058 00:55:18,482 --> 00:55:21,850 Hey! This is a private residence, man. 1059 00:55:22,986 --> 00:55:24,886 (CHATTERING) 1060 00:55:30,260 --> 00:55:32,058 Oh, nice marmot. 1061 00:55:33,797 --> 00:55:35,288 (SNARLING) 1062 00:55:36,567 --> 00:55:37,800 (SHRIEKING) 1063 00:55:37,801 --> 00:55:39,394 (SQUEALING) 1064 00:55:41,838 --> 00:55:46,008 (WITH GERMAN ACCENT) Where is the money, Lebowski? We wants the money, Lebowski! 1065 00:55:46,009 --> 00:55:47,477 (SHRIEKING) 1066 00:55:50,247 --> 00:55:51,948 (PANICKED STAMMERING) 1067 00:55:51,949 --> 00:55:55,218 You think we are kidding or making with the funny stuff? 1068 00:55:55,219 --> 00:55:57,653 We could do things you haven't dreamed of, Lebowski. 1069 00:55:57,654 --> 00:56:01,657 Ja, we believes in nothing. We believes in nothing, Lebowski. Nothing! 1070 00:56:01,658 --> 00:56:05,061 And tomorrow we come back and we cut off yourjohnson. 1071 00:56:05,062 --> 00:56:08,397 Excuse me? I said, we cut off yourjohnson! 1072 00:56:08,398 --> 00:56:10,900 Just think about that, Lebowski. 1073 00:56:10,901 --> 00:56:12,902 Your wiggly penis, Lebowski. 1074 00:56:12,903 --> 00:56:15,235 Ja. Maybe we stomp on it and squish it. 1075 00:56:17,975 --> 00:56:19,670 (GLASS SHATTERS) 1076 00:56:21,812 --> 00:56:22,972 (SIGHS) 1077 00:56:24,214 --> 00:56:28,718 MAN: It was discovered last night in Van Nuys lodged against an abutment. 1078 00:56:28,719 --> 00:56:30,586 DUDE: Oh, man. Lodged where? 1079 00:56:30,587 --> 00:56:32,955 You're lucky she didn't get chopped, Mr. Lebowski. 1080 00:56:32,956 --> 00:56:35,458 Oh, man! Must've been a joyride situation. 1081 00:56:35,459 --> 00:56:38,094 They abandoned the vehicle once they hit the retaining wall. 1082 00:56:38,095 --> 00:56:41,530 Oh, my fucking briefcase, man! It's not here! Shit! 1083 00:56:41,531 --> 00:56:43,299 Yeah, I saw that on the report. Sorry. 1084 00:56:43,300 --> 00:56:45,325 You gotta get in on the other side. 1085 00:56:46,370 --> 00:56:49,533 The side view was found on the road by the car. 1086 00:56:51,108 --> 00:56:55,044 You're lucky they left the tape deck though, and the Creedence. 1087 00:56:55,412 --> 00:56:58,114 Oh, Jesus! What's that smell, man? 1088 00:56:58,115 --> 00:57:01,250 Yeah. It's probably a vagrant slept in the car. 1089 00:57:01,251 --> 00:57:04,086 Or maybe just used it as a toilet and moved on. 1090 00:57:04,087 --> 00:57:05,350 Hey, man, 1091 00:57:06,657 --> 00:57:08,391 are you gonna find these guys? 1092 00:57:08,392 --> 00:57:12,920 Or, you know, I mean... You got any promising leads or... 1093 00:57:13,230 --> 00:57:14,864 Leads? 1094 00:57:14,865 --> 00:57:16,532 Yeah. Sure. 1095 00:57:16,533 --> 00:57:19,869 I'll just check with the boys down at the crime lab. 1096 00:57:19,870 --> 00:57:23,773 They got four more detectives working on the case. 1097 00:57:23,774 --> 00:57:25,401 They got us working in shifts! 1098 00:57:27,778 --> 00:57:30,008 (LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY) 1099 00:57:30,881 --> 00:57:32,041 Leads! 1100 00:57:32,849 --> 00:57:35,351 DUDE: My only hope is that the big Lebowski kills me 1101 00:57:35,352 --> 00:57:37,153 before the Germans can cut my dick off. 1102 00:57:37,154 --> 00:57:38,387 Leads! 1103 00:57:38,388 --> 00:57:40,122 Now, that is just ridiculous, Dude. 1104 00:57:40,123 --> 00:57:41,958 No one's going to cut your dick off. 1105 00:57:41,959 --> 00:57:44,560 Thank you, Walter. Not if I have anything to say about it. 1106 00:57:44,561 --> 00:57:45,695 Thank you, Walter. 1107 00:57:45,696 --> 00:57:47,830 That makes me feel very secure. Dude? 1108 00:57:47,831 --> 00:57:50,833 That makes me feel very warm inside, man. Dude? 1109 00:57:50,834 --> 00:57:53,669 This whole fucking thing. 1110 00:57:53,670 --> 00:57:57,006 I could be sitting here with just pee stains on my rug. 1111 00:57:57,007 --> 00:58:00,343 But no, man, I got a, you know... Yeah. Fucking Germans. 1112 00:58:00,344 --> 00:58:01,504 Nothing changes. 1113 00:58:02,579 --> 00:58:06,248 Fucking Nazis. They were Nazis, Dude? 1114 00:58:06,249 --> 00:58:08,884 Oh, come on, Donny. They were threatening castration! 1115 00:58:08,885 --> 00:58:10,820 Uh-huh. Are we gonna split hairs here? 1116 00:58:10,821 --> 00:58:12,221 No. Am I wrong? 1117 00:58:12,222 --> 00:58:15,624 Well, he didn't... Man, they were nihilists, man. 1118 00:58:15,625 --> 00:58:18,260 They kept saying they believed in nothing. 1119 00:58:18,261 --> 00:58:19,593 Nihilists. 1120 00:58:21,298 --> 00:58:22,595 Fuck me. 1121 00:58:24,301 --> 00:58:27,536 I mean, say what you want about the tenets of national socialism, Dude. 1122 00:58:27,537 --> 00:58:29,939 At least it's an ethos. Yeah. 1123 00:58:29,940 --> 00:58:32,708 And, also, let's not forget... Let's not forget, Dude, 1124 00:58:32,709 --> 00:58:35,745 that keeping wildlife, an amphibious rodent, 1125 00:58:35,746 --> 00:58:39,382 for, you know, domestic... 1126 00:58:39,383 --> 00:58:41,146 Within the city... 1127 00:58:41,952 --> 00:58:45,087 That ain't legal, either. What are you, a fucking park ranger now? 1128 00:58:45,088 --> 00:58:46,756 No! I'm just trying to... 1129 00:58:46,757 --> 00:58:49,625 Who gives a shit about the fucking marmot? 1130 00:58:49,626 --> 00:58:52,895 We are sympathizing here, Dude. Fuck sympathy. 1131 00:58:52,896 --> 00:58:56,833 I don't need your fucking sympathy, man. I need my fucking johnson. 1132 00:58:57,801 --> 00:59:01,070 What do you need that for, Dude? You have got to buck up, man! 1133 00:59:01,071 --> 00:59:03,973 You cannot drag this negative energy into the tournament. 1134 00:59:03,974 --> 00:59:06,636 Fuck the tournament. Fuck you, Walter. 1135 00:59:09,346 --> 00:59:11,414 Fuck the tournament? 1136 00:59:11,415 --> 00:59:14,517 Okay, Dude. I can see you don't want to be cheered up here. 1137 00:59:14,518 --> 00:59:16,987 Come on, Donny. Let's go get us a lane. 1138 00:59:21,958 --> 00:59:24,621 Another Caucasian, Gary. Right, Dude. 1139 00:59:27,164 --> 00:59:30,463 Friends like these, huh, Gary? That's right, Dude. 1140 00:59:32,235 --> 00:59:34,795 (ORCHESTRAL MUSIC PLAYING ON STEREO) 1141 00:59:38,075 --> 00:59:43,138 See them tumbling down 1142 00:59:44,114 --> 00:59:49,314 Pledging their love to the ground 1143 00:59:50,020 --> 00:59:54,390 Lonely, but free, I'll be found 1144 00:59:54,391 --> 00:59:58,794 You got a good sarsaparilla? Sioux City Sarsaparilla? 1145 00:59:58,795 --> 01:00:00,764 Yeah. That's a good one. 1146 01:00:03,867 --> 01:00:06,235 How're you doing there, Dude? 1147 01:00:06,236 --> 01:00:08,329 Not too good, man. 1148 01:00:08,939 --> 01:00:11,339 One of those days, huh? Yeah. 1149 01:00:12,542 --> 01:00:17,413 Well, a wiser fellow than myself once said, 1150 01:00:17,414 --> 01:00:19,281 "Sometimes you eat the bear and..." 1151 01:00:19,282 --> 01:00:20,716 (GLASS SETTLING) 1152 01:00:20,717 --> 01:00:22,918 Much obliged. 1153 01:00:22,919 --> 01:00:26,754 "Sometimes the bear, well, he eats you." 1154 01:00:28,458 --> 01:00:31,260 That some kind of Eastern thing? 1155 01:00:31,261 --> 01:00:32,695 Far from it. 1156 01:00:39,402 --> 01:00:41,394 I like your style, Dude. 1157 01:00:42,672 --> 01:00:46,742 Oh, well, I dig your style, too, man. 1158 01:00:46,743 --> 01:00:49,041 Got a whole cowboy thing going. 1159 01:00:53,450 --> 01:00:54,984 Thank you. 1160 01:00:54,985 --> 01:00:56,986 There's just one thing, Dude. 1161 01:00:56,987 --> 01:00:58,821 What's that? 1162 01:00:58,822 --> 01:01:01,450 Do you have to use so many cuss words? 1163 01:01:04,861 --> 01:01:07,160 What the fuck are you talking about? 1164 01:01:08,431 --> 01:01:10,900 Okay, Dude. Have it your way. 1165 01:01:13,203 --> 01:01:15,604 Take her easy, Dude. 1166 01:01:15,605 --> 01:01:17,266 Yeah. Thanks, man. 1167 01:01:17,507 --> 01:01:19,498 (MAN WHISTLING ON STEREO) 1168 01:01:23,280 --> 01:01:25,009 Call for you, Dude. 1169 01:01:28,685 --> 01:01:32,521 Hello? MAUDE: Jeffrey, you have not gone to the doctor. 1170 01:01:32,522 --> 01:01:35,691 Oh, yeah, no. No, I haven't yet. 1171 01:01:35,692 --> 01:01:38,184 I'd like to see you immediately. 1172 01:01:39,095 --> 01:01:40,119 Oh? 1173 01:01:52,809 --> 01:01:56,109 So, you're Lebowski. Yeah. 1174 01:01:58,982 --> 01:02:01,217 Maude has told me all about you. 1175 01:02:01,218 --> 01:02:03,652 She'll be back in a minute. Sit down. 1176 01:02:04,087 --> 01:02:07,079 Do you want a drink? Yeah, sure. White Russian. 1177 01:02:08,058 --> 01:02:09,855 The bar's over there. 1178 01:02:14,698 --> 01:02:18,834 So, what do you do, Lebowski? Who the fuck are you, man? 1179 01:02:18,835 --> 01:02:19,962 (GIGGLING) 1180 01:02:20,270 --> 01:02:24,206 Just a friend of Maudie's. Yeah? The friend with the cleft asshole? 1181 01:02:24,207 --> 01:02:25,607 (GIGGLING) 1182 01:02:27,277 --> 01:02:29,912 What do you do? Oh, nothing much. 1183 01:02:29,913 --> 01:02:31,046 (GIGGLING) 1184 01:02:31,047 --> 01:02:33,048 Hello, Jeffrey. Hello. 1185 01:02:33,049 --> 01:02:35,917 Yeah. How are you? Listen, Maude. 1186 01:02:36,653 --> 01:02:38,212 I got to 1187 01:02:40,523 --> 01:02:42,925 tender my resignation or whatever 1188 01:02:42,926 --> 01:02:47,997 because looks like your mother really was kidnapped after all. 1189 01:02:47,998 --> 01:02:50,132 She most certainly was not. 1190 01:02:50,133 --> 01:02:55,270 Hey, man, why don't you fucking listen occasionally? 1191 01:02:55,271 --> 01:02:57,973 You might learn something. Now, I got... 1192 01:02:57,974 --> 01:03:00,809 (KNOX GIGGLING) Please don't call her my mother. 1193 01:03:00,810 --> 01:03:03,712 She's most definitely the perpetrator and not the victim. 1194 01:03:03,713 --> 01:03:06,649 I'm telling you, I've got pretty definitive evidence. 1195 01:03:06,650 --> 01:03:09,551 From who? From the main guy, Uli. 1196 01:03:09,552 --> 01:03:12,920 Uli Kunkel? Her costar in the beaver picture? 1197 01:03:14,591 --> 01:03:17,760 You mean vagina? I mean, you know the guy? 1198 01:03:17,761 --> 01:03:20,663 I might have introduced them, for all I know. 1199 01:03:20,664 --> 01:03:22,898 Do you remember Uli? 1200 01:03:22,899 --> 01:03:25,768 He's a musician. Used to have a group, Autobahn. 1201 01:03:25,769 --> 01:03:30,372 Look in my LP's. They released one album in the late '70s. 1202 01:03:30,373 --> 01:03:33,442 MAUDE: Their music is sort of a techno pop. 1203 01:03:33,443 --> 01:03:36,912 So he's pretending to be the abductor? Well, yeah. 1204 01:03:36,913 --> 01:03:40,382 Look, Jeffrey, you don't really kidnap someone you're acquainted with. 1205 01:03:40,383 --> 01:03:44,987 The whole idea is that the hostage can't identify you after you've let them go. 1206 01:03:44,988 --> 01:03:46,755 Well, I know that. 1207 01:03:46,756 --> 01:03:48,417 (GIGGLES) 1208 01:03:50,860 --> 01:03:53,595 What the fuck is with this guy? Who is he? 1209 01:03:53,596 --> 01:03:57,199 Knox Harrington, the video artist. 1210 01:03:57,200 --> 01:03:59,100 So, Uli has the money. 1211 01:04:00,336 --> 01:04:03,864 Well, no, not exactly. 1212 01:04:04,741 --> 01:04:06,642 This is a very complicated case, Maude. 1213 01:04:06,643 --> 01:04:08,744 (PHONE RINGING) You know, a lot of ins, a lot of outs, 1214 01:04:08,745 --> 01:04:09,978 a lot of what-have-yous 1215 01:04:09,979 --> 01:04:12,648 and a lot of strands to keep in my head, man. 1216 01:04:12,649 --> 01:04:15,184 You know, a lot of strands in the old Duder's head. 1217 01:04:15,185 --> 01:04:16,452 Hello? 1218 01:04:16,453 --> 01:04:18,420 If Uli doesn't have it, then who does? 1219 01:04:18,421 --> 01:04:20,422 It's Sandra about the Biennale. 1220 01:04:20,423 --> 01:04:24,026 Look. I have to take this. Do you still have that doctor's number? 1221 01:04:24,027 --> 01:04:27,663 No, really, it's not even bruised anymore. Oh, please, Jeffrey. 1222 01:04:27,664 --> 01:04:30,833 I don't want to be responsible for any delayed aftereffects. 1223 01:04:30,834 --> 01:04:32,734 (SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE) 1224 01:04:33,269 --> 01:04:34,896 Aftereffects? 1225 01:04:48,251 --> 01:04:50,618 (ROCK MUSIC PLAYING ON STEREO) 1226 01:05:04,367 --> 01:05:07,736 Could you slide your shorts down, Mr. Lebowski, please? 1227 01:05:07,737 --> 01:05:08,795 Mmm? 1228 01:05:09,139 --> 01:05:11,206 No, no, man. She hit me right here. 1229 01:05:11,207 --> 01:05:14,871 I understand. Could you slide your shorts down, please? 1230 01:05:16,946 --> 01:05:19,848 (LOOKIN' OUT MY BACK DOOR PLAYING ON STEREO) 1231 01:05:25,989 --> 01:05:28,357 Just got home from lllinois 1232 01:05:28,358 --> 01:05:30,626 Locked the front door, oh, boy 1233 01:05:30,627 --> 01:05:34,825 Got to sit down, take a rest on the porch 1234 01:05:35,198 --> 01:05:37,466 Imagination sets in 1235 01:05:37,467 --> 01:05:39,768 Pretty soon I'm singin' 1236 01:05:39,769 --> 01:05:41,670 Doo, doo, doo 1237 01:05:41,671 --> 01:05:43,839 Looking out my back door 1238 01:05:43,840 --> 01:05:46,642 Keeping mighty cool. There's a giant doing cartwheels 1239 01:05:46,643 --> 01:05:48,977 A statue wearing high heels 1240 01:05:48,978 --> 01:05:51,313 Look at all the happy creatures 1241 01:05:51,314 --> 01:05:53,649 Dancing on the lawn 1242 01:05:53,650 --> 01:05:58,120 A dinosaur Victrola listening to Buck Owens 1243 01:05:58,121 --> 01:06:00,189 (SQUEALING) Doo, doo, doo 1244 01:06:00,190 --> 01:06:02,283 Looking out my back door 1245 01:06:02,759 --> 01:06:07,060 (HORN HONKING) Tambourines and elephants are playing in the band 1246 01:06:08,565 --> 01:06:09,832 Doo, doo, doo 1247 01:06:09,833 --> 01:06:13,792 Wondrous apparition provided by magician 1248 01:06:14,237 --> 01:06:16,171 Doo, doo, doo 1249 01:06:16,172 --> 01:06:18,835 Looking out my back door 1250 01:06:37,060 --> 01:06:41,430 Tambourines and elephants are playing in the band 1251 01:06:41,431 --> 01:06:44,933 Won't you take a ride on the flying spoon? 1252 01:06:44,934 --> 01:06:46,435 Doo, doo, doo 1253 01:06:46,436 --> 01:06:48,270 Bother me tomorrow 1254 01:06:48,271 --> 01:06:50,806 Today I'll buy no sorrows 1255 01:06:50,807 --> 01:06:52,307 Doo, doo, doo 1256 01:06:52,308 --> 01:06:55,107 Looking out my back door 1257 01:07:01,985 --> 01:07:04,112 (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) 1258 01:07:47,463 --> 01:07:51,033 He lives in North Hollywood on Radford, near the ln-N-Out Burger. 1259 01:07:51,034 --> 01:07:53,268 No, the ln-N-Out Burger's on Camrose. 1260 01:07:53,269 --> 01:07:55,771 Near the ln-N-Out Burger. Those are good burgers, Walter. 1261 01:07:55,772 --> 01:07:58,740 Shut the fuck up, Donny. The kid is in the ninth grade, Dude. 1262 01:07:58,741 --> 01:08:01,443 And his father is... Are you ready for this? 1263 01:08:01,444 --> 01:08:04,880 His father is Arthur Digby Sellers. 1264 01:08:04,881 --> 01:08:06,548 Who the fuck is that? 1265 01:08:06,549 --> 01:08:09,685 Who the fuck is Arthur Digby Sellers? Who the... 1266 01:08:09,686 --> 01:08:12,120 Have you ever heard of a little show called Branded, Dude? 1267 01:08:12,121 --> 01:08:13,255 Yes, yes, l... 1268 01:08:13,256 --> 01:08:15,324 "All but one man died there at Bitter Creek." 1269 01:08:15,325 --> 01:08:17,659 I know the fucking show, Walter. So what? 1270 01:08:17,660 --> 01:08:21,797 Fucking Arthur Digby Sellers wrote 156 episodes, Dude. 1271 01:08:21,798 --> 01:08:23,598 The bulk of the series. 1272 01:08:23,599 --> 01:08:24,700 Oh. 1273 01:08:24,701 --> 01:08:27,369 Not exactly a lightweight. No. 1274 01:08:27,370 --> 01:08:29,668 And yet his son is a fucking dunce. 1275 01:08:31,207 --> 01:08:33,976 Anyway, we'll go there after the what-have-you. 1276 01:08:33,977 --> 01:08:35,744 We'll brace the kid. Should be a pushover. 1277 01:08:35,745 --> 01:08:37,045 We'll be near the ln-N-Out Burger. 1278 01:08:37,046 --> 01:08:38,246 Shut the fuck up, Donny! 1279 01:08:38,247 --> 01:08:39,408 (MAN SHUSHING) 1280 01:08:40,450 --> 01:08:43,752 We'll go out there, we'll brace the kid. He should be a pushover. 1281 01:08:43,753 --> 01:08:45,954 We'll get that fucking million dollars back, 1282 01:08:45,955 --> 01:08:48,156 if he hasn't spent it already. 1283 01:08:48,157 --> 01:08:50,292 A million fucking clams. 1284 01:08:50,293 --> 01:08:53,956 And, yes, we'll be near the... ln-N-Out. 1285 01:08:54,364 --> 01:08:57,800 Shh! Shh! Some burgers, some beers. A few laughs. 1286 01:09:00,503 --> 01:09:02,801 Our fucking troubles are over, Dude. 1287 01:09:15,284 --> 01:09:18,353 Oh, fuck me, man. 1288 01:09:18,354 --> 01:09:21,223 That kid's already spent all the money, man. 1289 01:09:21,224 --> 01:09:23,558 New Vette? Hardly, Dude. 1290 01:09:23,559 --> 01:09:28,930 I'd say he still has $060,000, $070,000 left, depending on the options. 1291 01:09:29,632 --> 01:09:30,699 Wait in the car, Donny. 1292 01:09:30,700 --> 01:09:31,997 (KNOCKING ON DOOR) 1293 01:09:34,804 --> 01:09:36,795 WOMAN: Yes? Pilar? 1294 01:09:38,007 --> 01:09:42,137 My name is Walter Sobchak. This is my associate, Jeffrey Lebowski. 1295 01:09:43,546 --> 01:09:45,947 We came to talk about little Larry. 1296 01:09:45,948 --> 01:09:48,083 May we come in? Yes, yes. 1297 01:09:48,084 --> 01:09:49,415 Thank you. 1298 01:09:53,756 --> 01:09:55,383 That's him, Dude. 1299 01:09:56,926 --> 01:09:58,519 (MACHINERY HUMMING) 1300 01:10:02,932 --> 01:10:05,500 And a good day to you, sir! 1301 01:10:05,501 --> 01:10:07,492 Sit down, please. 1302 01:10:12,909 --> 01:10:15,811 Larry, sweetie, the man is here! 1303 01:10:15,812 --> 01:10:18,713 Is he... Does he still write? 1304 01:10:18,714 --> 01:10:21,843 Oh, no, no. He has health problems. 1305 01:10:22,018 --> 01:10:23,212 Uh-huh. 1306 01:10:24,954 --> 01:10:27,013 Sir, I just want to say 1307 01:10:28,024 --> 01:10:30,493 that we're both, on a personal level, 1308 01:10:31,961 --> 01:10:34,029 really enormous fans. 1309 01:10:34,030 --> 01:10:37,265 Branded, especially the early episodes, 1310 01:10:37,266 --> 01:10:39,468 was truly a source of inspiration. 1311 01:10:39,469 --> 01:10:42,370 PILAR: Sweetie, sit down. This man is the police. 1312 01:10:42,371 --> 01:10:46,041 Oh, no, ma'am. We didn't want to give the impression that we were police, exactly. 1313 01:10:46,042 --> 01:10:48,877 We're hoping it won't be necessary to call the police. 1314 01:10:48,878 --> 01:10:51,413 But that's up to little Larry here. 1315 01:10:51,414 --> 01:10:53,041 Isn't it, Larry? 1316 01:11:03,926 --> 01:11:06,054 Is this your homework, Larry? 1317 01:11:07,497 --> 01:11:09,798 Is this your homework, Larry? Look, man, it... 1318 01:11:09,799 --> 01:11:13,268 Dude. Please? Is this your homework, Larry? 1319 01:11:13,269 --> 01:11:14,736 Just ask him about the car, man. 1320 01:11:14,737 --> 01:11:17,139 Is this yours, Larry? Is this your homework, Larry? 1321 01:11:17,140 --> 01:11:18,406 Is that your car out front? 1322 01:11:18,407 --> 01:11:21,443 Is this your homework, Larry? We know it's his fucking homework! 1323 01:11:21,444 --> 01:11:23,778 Where's the fucking money, you little brat? 1324 01:11:23,779 --> 01:11:26,915 Look, Larry, have you ever heard of Vietnam? 1325 01:11:26,916 --> 01:11:29,284 For Christ's sake, Walter. You are entering a world of pain, son. 1326 01:11:29,285 --> 01:11:32,053 We know that this is your homework. We know that you stole the car. 1327 01:11:32,054 --> 01:11:34,656 And the fucking money. And the fucking money! 1328 01:11:34,657 --> 01:11:36,424 And we know that this is your homework! 1329 01:11:36,425 --> 01:11:37,726 We're gonna cut your dick off, Larry. 1330 01:11:37,727 --> 01:11:39,695 You're killing your father, Larry. 1331 01:11:42,865 --> 01:11:44,959 All right. This is pointless. 1332 01:11:46,269 --> 01:11:48,931 Okay, time for Plan B. 1333 01:11:51,174 --> 01:11:54,143 You might want to watch out that front window, Larry. 1334 01:11:55,411 --> 01:11:58,813 Son, this is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass! 1335 01:12:00,483 --> 01:12:02,517 A little language problem here. 1336 01:12:02,518 --> 01:12:04,885 Little prick's stonewalling me. 1337 01:12:05,755 --> 01:12:07,314 Walter. 1338 01:12:08,024 --> 01:12:10,015 What are you doing, man? 1339 01:12:12,662 --> 01:12:14,459 What are you doing? 1340 01:12:15,798 --> 01:12:17,532 Here you go, Larry. 1341 01:12:17,533 --> 01:12:19,601 You see what happens? 1342 01:12:19,602 --> 01:12:21,661 You see what happens, Larry? 1343 01:12:22,405 --> 01:12:24,339 You see what happens? Oh, great. 1344 01:12:24,340 --> 01:12:27,901 This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass, Larry. 1345 01:12:30,980 --> 01:12:32,681 This is what happens, Larry. 1346 01:12:32,682 --> 01:12:34,583 You see what happens, Larry? 1347 01:12:34,584 --> 01:12:37,152 You see what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass? 1348 01:12:37,153 --> 01:12:39,487 This is what happens! 1349 01:12:39,488 --> 01:12:41,690 (GLASS SHATTERING) You see what happens, Larry? 1350 01:12:41,691 --> 01:12:44,159 You see what happens, Larry? 1351 01:12:44,160 --> 01:12:47,858 Do you see what happens, Larry, when you fuck a stranger in the ass? 1352 01:12:49,098 --> 01:12:50,732 This is what happens, Larry! 1353 01:12:50,733 --> 01:12:52,500 This is what happens, Larry! 1354 01:12:52,501 --> 01:12:55,303 MAN: My car! My baby! This is what happens, Larry! 1355 01:12:55,304 --> 01:12:57,372 This is what happens when you fuck a stranger... 1356 01:12:57,373 --> 01:13:00,175 What the fuck are you doing, man? Stop it! 1357 01:13:00,176 --> 01:13:02,744 Hey, man. I just bought that fucking car last week! 1358 01:13:02,745 --> 01:13:05,881 Whoa, whoa, whoa! I'm sorry! I'm gonna fucking kill you! 1359 01:13:05,882 --> 01:13:09,084 I just bought the fucking car last week! Come on, man. 1360 01:13:09,085 --> 01:13:11,019 I'll kill your fucking car, man! 1361 01:13:11,020 --> 01:13:13,121 No, no. Hey, hey, that's not his! Hey! 1362 01:13:13,122 --> 01:13:15,657 God damn it! Whoa! Oh, no! 1363 01:13:15,658 --> 01:13:17,559 MAN: Fuck you! Man. No. 1364 01:13:17,560 --> 01:13:20,128 You like that? Fuck you! 1365 01:13:20,129 --> 01:13:23,698 I'll kill your fucking car! DUDE: No. No, no. No. 1366 01:13:23,699 --> 01:13:25,700 I'll kill your fucking car! 1367 01:13:25,701 --> 01:13:28,569 (SPANISH MUSIC PLAYING ON RADIO) 1368 01:13:46,622 --> 01:13:48,522 I accept your apology. 1369 01:13:49,725 --> 01:13:53,184 No, I just want to handle it by myself from now on. 1370 01:13:54,430 --> 01:13:56,564 No. No. No! 1371 01:13:56,565 --> 01:13:58,363 That has nothing to do with it. 1372 01:13:59,769 --> 01:14:03,136 Yes, the car made it home. You're calling me at home. 1373 01:14:04,774 --> 01:14:09,507 No, Walter, it did not look like Larry was about to crack! 1374 01:14:11,714 --> 01:14:13,739 Well, that's your perception. 1375 01:14:15,451 --> 01:14:18,186 You know, Walter, you're right. 1376 01:14:18,187 --> 01:14:20,221 There is an unspoken message here. 1377 01:14:20,222 --> 01:14:22,657 lt's, "Fuck you! Leave me the fuck alone!" 1378 01:14:25,594 --> 01:14:27,426 Yeah, I'll be at practice. 1379 01:14:45,014 --> 01:14:46,915 Pin your diapers on, Lebowski. 1380 01:14:46,916 --> 01:14:48,783 Jackie Treehorn wants to see you. 1381 01:14:48,784 --> 01:14:51,720 Jackie Treehorn knows which Lebowski you are, Lebowski. 1382 01:14:51,721 --> 01:14:54,656 Jackie Treehorn wants to see the deadbeat Lebowski. 1383 01:14:54,657 --> 01:14:56,523 You're not dealing with morons here. 1384 01:14:58,094 --> 01:15:00,654 (MAN CHANTING) 1385 01:15:44,573 --> 01:15:47,642 Hello, Dude. Thanks for coming. 1386 01:15:47,643 --> 01:15:49,338 I'm Jackie Treehorn. 1387 01:15:52,248 --> 01:15:55,049 This is quite a pad you got here, man. 1388 01:15:55,050 --> 01:15:57,118 Completely unspoiled. 1389 01:15:57,119 --> 01:16:00,351 What's your drink, Dude? A White Russian. Thanks. 1390 01:16:01,223 --> 01:16:02,520 White Russian. 1391 01:16:03,125 --> 01:16:07,195 How's the smut business, Jackie? I wouldn't know, Dude. 1392 01:16:07,196 --> 01:16:12,667 I deal in publishing, entertainment, political advocacy. 1393 01:16:12,668 --> 01:16:16,037 Which one's Logjammin'? Yes, regrettably, it's true. 1394 01:16:16,038 --> 01:16:18,940 Standards have fallen in adult entertainment. 1395 01:16:18,941 --> 01:16:20,568 It's video, Dude. 1396 01:16:21,410 --> 01:16:23,311 Now that we're competing with those amateurs, 1397 01:16:23,312 --> 01:16:26,839 we can't afford to invest in little extras like story, 1398 01:16:27,716 --> 01:16:30,618 production value, feelings. 1399 01:16:32,388 --> 01:16:37,587 You know, people forget that the brain is the biggest erogenous zone. 1400 01:16:38,227 --> 01:16:39,894 On you maybe. 1401 01:16:39,895 --> 01:16:41,896 Of course, you have to take the good with the bad. 1402 01:16:41,897 --> 01:16:44,866 New technology permits us to do very exciting things 1403 01:16:44,867 --> 01:16:47,669 in interactive erotic software. 1404 01:16:47,670 --> 01:16:51,766 Wave of the future, Dude. 100% electronic. 1405 01:16:53,109 --> 01:16:55,703 Well, I still jerk off manually. 1406 01:16:55,945 --> 01:16:57,242 (CHUCKLES) 1407 01:16:58,013 --> 01:17:02,484 Of course you do. I can see you're anxious for me to get to the point. 1408 01:17:02,485 --> 01:17:05,286 Well, here it is, Dude. 1409 01:17:05,287 --> 01:17:06,921 Where's Bunny? 1410 01:17:06,922 --> 01:17:09,591 Well, I thought you might know that, man. Why would l? 1411 01:17:09,592 --> 01:17:13,928 She only ran off to get away from that rather sizable debt to me. 1412 01:17:13,929 --> 01:17:16,397 No, she didn't run off. She's been... 1413 01:17:16,398 --> 01:17:18,600 I heard that kidnapping story, so save it. 1414 01:17:18,601 --> 01:17:20,592 I know you're mixed up in all this, Dude. 1415 01:17:22,204 --> 01:17:25,406 And I don't care what you're trying to get from the husband. 1416 01:17:25,407 --> 01:17:27,008 That's your business. 1417 01:17:27,009 --> 01:17:30,912 All I'm saying is I want mine. 1418 01:17:30,913 --> 01:17:32,247 Yeah, right, man. 1419 01:17:32,248 --> 01:17:36,251 I mean, there are a lot of facets to this, 1420 01:17:36,252 --> 01:17:38,152 (PHONE RINGING) a lot of interested parties. 1421 01:17:38,554 --> 01:17:39,885 Excuse me. 1422 01:17:45,594 --> 01:17:46,687 Yeah? 1423 01:17:47,663 --> 01:17:48,897 Oh, yeah? 1424 01:17:48,898 --> 01:17:50,331 Where is that? 1425 01:17:53,969 --> 01:17:56,063 All right. Yeah. 1426 01:17:59,074 --> 01:18:00,406 Excuse me. 1427 01:18:27,970 --> 01:18:29,199 (DOOR CLOSES) 1428 01:18:35,911 --> 01:18:39,647 Forgive me. No problemo, man. 1429 01:18:39,648 --> 01:18:44,017 So, if I can find your money, 1430 01:18:45,788 --> 01:18:47,755 what's in it for the Dude? 1431 01:18:47,756 --> 01:18:50,992 Well, of course, there's that to discuss. You want a refill? 1432 01:18:50,993 --> 01:18:54,562 Yeah, does the pope shit in the woods? 10% finder's fee. 1433 01:18:54,563 --> 01:18:57,999 That all right? Okay. Done, Jackie. 1434 01:18:58,968 --> 01:19:01,369 I dig the way you do business, man. 1435 01:19:01,370 --> 01:19:05,073 Your money is being held by a kid named Larry Sellers. 1436 01:19:05,074 --> 01:19:07,804 He lives in North Hollywood on Radford, 1437 01:19:09,011 --> 01:19:11,613 by the ln-N-Out Burger. 1438 01:19:11,614 --> 01:19:12,747 Fucking brat. 1439 01:19:12,748 --> 01:19:16,946 But I'm sure your goons can get it off him. I mean, he's 15. 1440 01:19:19,221 --> 01:19:21,155 Flunking social studies. 1441 01:19:24,560 --> 01:19:27,495 So, if you could just 1442 01:19:27,496 --> 01:19:31,899 write me a check for my 10% of half a million, 1443 01:19:31,900 --> 01:19:34,961 5 grand, I'll go out and mingle. 1444 01:19:36,739 --> 01:19:37,899 (CHUCKLES) 1445 01:19:39,441 --> 01:19:41,876 You mix a hell of a Caucasian, Jackie. 1446 01:19:43,412 --> 01:19:45,471 (ECHOING) Fifteen-year-old kid. 1447 01:19:46,215 --> 01:19:50,242 Is this some sort of a joke? No. No joke. 1448 01:19:52,021 --> 01:19:55,223 No funny stuff, Jackie. The kid's got it. 1449 01:19:55,224 --> 01:19:56,384 Hi, fellas. 1450 01:19:59,128 --> 01:20:00,755 Kid just wanted a car. 1451 01:20:04,033 --> 01:20:07,435 All the Dude ever wanted was his rug back. 1452 01:20:07,903 --> 01:20:09,268 Not greedy. 1453 01:20:10,906 --> 01:20:12,306 It really 1454 01:20:13,942 --> 01:20:15,638 tied the room together. 1455 01:20:18,614 --> 01:20:21,849 MAN: Darkness washed over the Dude. 1456 01:20:21,850 --> 01:20:26,345 Darker than a black steer's tokus on a moonless prairie night. 1457 01:20:27,323 --> 01:20:30,087 There was no bottom. 1458 01:20:44,206 --> 01:20:46,708 Yeah, yeah, oh, yeah 1459 01:20:46,709 --> 01:20:50,304 What condition my condition was in 1460 01:20:52,314 --> 01:20:57,650 I woke up this morning with the sundown shining in 1461 01:21:00,656 --> 01:21:05,992 I found my mind in a brown paper bag within 1462 01:21:08,864 --> 01:21:13,201 I tripped on a cloud and fell-a eight miles high 1463 01:21:13,202 --> 01:21:17,338 I tore my mind on a jagged sky 1464 01:21:17,339 --> 01:21:19,140 I just dropped in 1465 01:21:19,141 --> 01:21:23,339 To see what condition my condition was in 1466 01:21:23,712 --> 01:21:26,447 Yeah, yeah, oh, yeah 1467 01:21:26,448 --> 01:21:29,748 What condition my condition was in 1468 01:21:35,991 --> 01:21:39,694 I pushed my soul in a deep, dark hole 1469 01:21:39,695 --> 01:21:42,357 And then I followed it in 1470 01:21:44,266 --> 01:21:47,468 I watched myself crawlin' out 1471 01:21:47,469 --> 01:21:51,338 As I was a-crawlin' in 1472 01:21:51,974 --> 01:21:54,542 I got up so tight 1473 01:21:54,543 --> 01:21:56,744 I couldn't unwind 1474 01:21:56,745 --> 01:22:00,948 I saw so much I broke my mind 1475 01:22:00,949 --> 01:22:02,884 I just dropped in 1476 01:22:02,885 --> 01:22:06,582 To see what condition my condition was in 1477 01:22:15,531 --> 01:22:18,232 Yeah, yeah, oh, yeah 1478 01:22:18,233 --> 01:22:21,465 What condition my condition was in 1479 01:22:27,342 --> 01:22:31,245 Someone painted "April Fool" 1480 01:22:31,246 --> 01:22:33,840 In big, black letters on a "Dead End" sign 1481 01:22:35,484 --> 01:22:39,954 I had my foot on the gas as I left the road 1482 01:22:39,955 --> 01:22:43,516 And blew out my mind 1483 01:22:44,026 --> 01:22:48,529 Eight miles out of Memphis and I got no spare 1484 01:22:48,530 --> 01:22:52,433 Eight miles straight up downtown somewhere 1485 01:22:52,768 --> 01:22:54,735 I just dropped in 1486 01:22:54,736 --> 01:22:59,071 To see what condition my condition was in 1487 01:23:00,509 --> 01:23:02,910 I said I just dropped in 1488 01:23:02,911 --> 01:23:07,076 To see what condition my condition was in 1489 01:23:07,483 --> 01:23:10,651 Yeah, yeah 1490 01:23:10,652 --> 01:23:16,921 OŁ, yeah 1491 01:23:37,913 --> 01:23:39,574 (WHIMPERING) 1492 01:24:06,508 --> 01:24:08,340 (SIREN WAILING) 1493 01:24:11,113 --> 01:24:14,515 (SINGING) He was innocent 1494 01:24:15,450 --> 01:24:19,080 Not a charge was true 1495 01:24:19,788 --> 01:24:25,352 And they say he ran away branded 1496 01:24:25,561 --> 01:24:26,892 (GRUNTING) 1497 01:24:38,740 --> 01:24:40,572 Is this your only lD? 1498 01:24:41,376 --> 01:24:43,276 I know my rights, man. 1499 01:24:45,414 --> 01:24:47,248 You don't know shit, Lebowski. 1500 01:24:47,249 --> 01:24:50,017 I want a fucking lawyer, man. 1501 01:24:50,018 --> 01:24:54,183 I want Bill Kunstler, man, 1502 01:24:55,691 --> 01:24:57,491 or Ron Kuby. 1503 01:24:57,492 --> 01:25:00,761 Mr. Treehorn tells us that he had to eject you 1504 01:25:00,762 --> 01:25:02,753 from his garden party, 1505 01:25:03,198 --> 01:25:05,199 that you were drunk and abusive. 1506 01:25:05,200 --> 01:25:10,297 Mr. Treehorn treats objects like women, man. 1507 01:25:10,806 --> 01:25:14,008 Mr. Treehorn draws a lot of water in this town. 1508 01:25:14,009 --> 01:25:16,477 You don't draw shit, Lebowski. 1509 01:25:16,478 --> 01:25:19,280 Now, we got a nice quiet little beach community here, 1510 01:25:19,281 --> 01:25:21,882 and I aim to keep it nice and quiet. 1511 01:25:21,883 --> 01:25:24,216 So let me make something plain. 1512 01:25:24,786 --> 01:25:28,848 I don't like you sucking around bothering our citizens, Lebowski. 1513 01:25:29,591 --> 01:25:31,892 I don't like your jerk-off name. 1514 01:25:31,893 --> 01:25:33,260 I don't like your jerk-off face. 1515 01:25:33,261 --> 01:25:34,962 I don't like your jerk-off behavior. 1516 01:25:34,963 --> 01:25:37,899 And I don't like you, jerk-off. 1517 01:25:41,570 --> 01:25:43,470 Do I make myself clear? 1518 01:25:46,608 --> 01:25:48,576 I'm sorry. I wasn't listening. 1519 01:25:50,112 --> 01:25:51,212 Ow! 1520 01:25:51,213 --> 01:25:52,806 Fucking fascist! 1521 01:25:53,081 --> 01:25:54,415 (YELLING) 1522 01:25:54,416 --> 01:25:56,612 Stay out of Malibu, Lebowski. 1523 01:25:57,419 --> 01:25:59,547 Stay out of Malibu, deadbeat! 1524 01:26:00,722 --> 01:26:05,393 Keep your ugly, fucking, gold-bricking ass out of my beach community. 1525 01:26:05,394 --> 01:26:08,162 (MUSIC PLAYING ON STEREO) I want to sleep with you 1526 01:26:08,163 --> 01:26:11,292 In the desert tonight 1527 01:26:12,534 --> 01:26:17,165 With a billion stars all around 1528 01:26:18,040 --> 01:26:21,308 Jesus, man. Could you change the channel? 1529 01:26:21,309 --> 01:26:23,044 Fuck you, man! If you don't like my fucking music, 1530 01:26:23,045 --> 01:26:24,645 get your own fucking cab! 1531 01:26:24,646 --> 01:26:25,780 I had a really rough... 1532 01:26:25,781 --> 01:26:27,648 I'll pull off to the side and kick your ass out. 1533 01:26:27,649 --> 01:26:32,348 Man, come on. I had a rough night, and I hate the fucking Eagles, man. 1534 01:26:32,888 --> 01:26:34,355 (TIRES SQUEALING) 1535 01:26:36,124 --> 01:26:37,592 (HORN HONKING) 1536 01:26:40,095 --> 01:26:42,689 Out of my fucking cab! Out! Man! 1537 01:26:44,132 --> 01:26:46,328 Man! Man! Hey! 1538 01:26:53,175 --> 01:26:55,405 (ROCK MUSIC PLAYING ON RADIO) 1539 01:26:57,512 --> 01:27:01,515 (SINGING) There's a thousand pretty women waiting out there 1540 01:27:01,516 --> 01:27:05,319 And they're all livin' devil may care 1541 01:27:05,320 --> 01:27:08,915 And I'm just the devil with love to spare 1542 01:27:09,157 --> 01:27:12,457 So viva Las Vegas 1543 01:27:13,295 --> 01:27:16,822 Viva Las Vegas 1544 01:27:28,844 --> 01:27:31,472 Oh, Jesus! 1545 01:27:37,219 --> 01:27:38,447 (GRUNTS) 1546 01:27:51,433 --> 01:27:52,662 Jeffrey. 1547 01:27:53,602 --> 01:27:55,468 Maude? Love me. 1548 01:27:58,273 --> 01:28:00,207 That's my robe. 1549 01:28:01,510 --> 01:28:03,444 MAUDE: Tell me about yourself, Jeffrey. 1550 01:28:04,279 --> 01:28:06,509 Well, not much to tell. 1551 01:28:07,649 --> 01:28:13,281 I was one of the authors of the Port Huron Statement. 1552 01:28:14,890 --> 01:28:17,290 The original Port Huron Statement. Uh-huh. 1553 01:28:17,726 --> 01:28:21,287 Not the compromised second draft. 1554 01:28:23,198 --> 01:28:24,927 Then l... 1555 01:28:26,067 --> 01:28:28,702 You ever hear of the Seattle Seven? 1556 01:28:28,703 --> 01:28:30,103 That was me. 1557 01:28:33,341 --> 01:28:35,606 And there were six other guys. 1558 01:28:37,145 --> 01:28:40,447 And then the music business, briefly. 1559 01:28:40,448 --> 01:28:42,049 Oh? Yeah. 1560 01:28:42,050 --> 01:28:43,851 Roadie for Metallica. 1561 01:28:43,852 --> 01:28:44,985 Oh. 1562 01:28:44,986 --> 01:28:46,477 Speed of Sound tour. 1563 01:28:46,855 --> 01:28:48,220 Mmm-hmm. 1564 01:28:48,690 --> 01:28:50,351 Bunch of assholes. 1565 01:28:51,660 --> 01:28:55,027 And then, you know, little of this, little of that. 1566 01:28:56,398 --> 01:28:59,733 My career's slowed down a little lately. 1567 01:28:59,734 --> 01:29:02,863 What do you do for recreation? 1568 01:29:03,672 --> 01:29:05,206 Well, the usual. 1569 01:29:05,207 --> 01:29:08,005 Bowl, drive around, 1570 01:29:09,477 --> 01:29:11,776 the occasional acid flashback. 1571 01:29:12,981 --> 01:29:14,540 (COUGHING) 1572 01:29:18,019 --> 01:29:20,187 MAUDE: What happened to your house? 1573 01:29:20,188 --> 01:29:22,823 Oh, Jackie Treehorn trashed the place. 1574 01:29:22,824 --> 01:29:25,793 He thought I had your father's money. 1575 01:29:25,794 --> 01:29:29,063 He got me out of the way while he looked for it. 1576 01:29:29,064 --> 01:29:31,265 Cocktail? No, thanks. 1577 01:29:31,266 --> 01:29:34,361 It's not my father's money. It's the foundation's. 1578 01:29:34,870 --> 01:29:38,239 Why did he think you have it? Who does? 1579 01:29:38,240 --> 01:29:42,776 Oh, Larry Sellers, this high school kid. Real fucking brat. 1580 01:29:42,777 --> 01:29:46,413 You know, this is a very complicated case, Maude. 1581 01:29:46,414 --> 01:29:48,405 A lot of ins, a lot of outs. 1582 01:29:49,084 --> 01:29:53,721 You know, fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, drug regimen 1583 01:29:53,722 --> 01:29:56,056 to keep my mind, you know, limber, 1584 01:29:56,057 --> 01:29:59,693 and I'm very fucking close to your father's money. 1585 01:29:59,694 --> 01:30:02,396 I keep telling you, it's the foundation's money. 1586 01:30:02,397 --> 01:30:04,024 Father doesn't have any. 1587 01:30:05,600 --> 01:30:07,868 What are you talking about? He's fucking loaded. 1588 01:30:07,869 --> 01:30:10,167 No, no. The wealth is all Mother's. 1589 01:30:10,972 --> 01:30:12,440 No, he runs stuff. 1590 01:30:12,841 --> 01:30:15,142 We did let him run one of the companies briefly, 1591 01:30:15,143 --> 01:30:18,145 but he didn't do very well at it. Oh, he's, you know... 1592 01:30:18,146 --> 01:30:20,614 No, he helps administer the charities now, 1593 01:30:20,615 --> 01:30:23,317 and I give him a reasonable allowance. 1594 01:30:23,318 --> 01:30:25,085 He has no money of his own. 1595 01:30:25,086 --> 01:30:26,854 I know how he likes to present himself. 1596 01:30:26,855 --> 01:30:30,154 Father's weakness is vanity, hence the slut. 1597 01:30:32,427 --> 01:30:34,020 Do you think he... 1598 01:30:35,563 --> 01:30:36,964 What is that, yoga? 1599 01:30:36,965 --> 01:30:39,331 It increases the chances of conception. 1600 01:30:41,069 --> 01:30:42,303 (COUGHS) 1601 01:30:42,304 --> 01:30:44,905 lncreases... Well, yes. 1602 01:30:44,906 --> 01:30:47,942 What did you think this was all about? Fun and games? 1603 01:30:47,943 --> 01:30:49,467 I want a child. 1604 01:30:50,078 --> 01:30:51,979 Okay, yeah, okay. 1605 01:30:51,980 --> 01:30:54,915 But let me... Let me explain something about the Dude. 1606 01:30:54,916 --> 01:30:58,452 Look, Jeffrey, I don't want a partner. 1607 01:30:58,453 --> 01:31:02,222 In fact, I don't want the father to be someone I have to see socially 1608 01:31:02,223 --> 01:31:05,318 or who will have any interest in raising the child himself. 1609 01:31:06,761 --> 01:31:10,254 Oh. So, that doctor... Exactly. 1610 01:31:11,333 --> 01:31:14,200 Now, what happened to your face? 1611 01:31:14,836 --> 01:31:17,037 Did Jackie Treehorn do that as well? 1612 01:31:17,038 --> 01:31:22,443 No, it was the chief of police of Malibu, a real reactionary. 1613 01:31:22,444 --> 01:31:24,173 So, your father... 1614 01:31:26,181 --> 01:31:29,183 Oh, yeah, I get it. Yeah. Yeah. What? 1615 01:31:29,184 --> 01:31:33,687 Oh, man. My thinking about this case has become very uptight. 1616 01:31:33,688 --> 01:31:35,255 Yeah. 1617 01:31:35,256 --> 01:31:36,622 Your father. 1618 01:31:37,592 --> 01:31:40,584 Jeffrey, what are you talking about? 1619 01:31:42,597 --> 01:31:43,697 Jeffrey! 1620 01:31:43,698 --> 01:31:46,567 Walter, if you're there, pick up the fucking phone, man. 1621 01:31:46,568 --> 01:31:48,669 Come on, Walter. 1622 01:31:48,670 --> 01:31:51,972 Pick it up, man. This is an emergency. Dude? Dude? 1623 01:31:51,973 --> 01:31:56,010 Yeah. Listen, Walter. I'm at my place. I need you to come pick me up. 1624 01:31:56,011 --> 01:31:58,479 I can't drive, Dude. It's Erev shabbos. What? 1625 01:31:58,480 --> 01:31:59,980 Erev shabbos. What? 1626 01:31:59,981 --> 01:32:03,217 Erev shabbos. I can't drive. Man! 1627 01:32:03,218 --> 01:32:05,919 I'm not even supposed to pick up the phone unless it's an emergency. 1628 01:32:05,920 --> 01:32:09,390 This is a fucking emergency! I understand. 1629 01:32:09,391 --> 01:32:11,058 That's why I picked up the phone. 1630 01:32:11,059 --> 01:32:14,428 Walter, you fuck. We gotta go to Pasadena, man. 1631 01:32:14,429 --> 01:32:16,693 Come pick me up or I'm off the fucking bowling team. 1632 01:32:32,313 --> 01:32:34,782 Get out of that fucking car, man! 1633 01:32:36,084 --> 01:32:38,218 Get out of that fucking car! 1634 01:32:38,219 --> 01:32:40,484 Get the fuck out of the car, man. 1635 01:32:42,524 --> 01:32:44,492 Get out of the fucking... 1636 01:32:45,093 --> 01:32:46,994 Who the fuck are you, man? Easy, man! 1637 01:32:46,995 --> 01:32:48,394 Relax, man. 1638 01:32:49,464 --> 01:32:51,231 No physical harm intended. 1639 01:32:51,232 --> 01:32:54,067 Who the fuck are you? Why you following me around? 1640 01:32:54,068 --> 01:32:57,232 Come on, fuckhead! Relax, man. I'm a brother shamus. 1641 01:32:58,239 --> 01:32:59,764 Brother Shamus? 1642 01:33:01,509 --> 01:33:03,277 Like an Irish monk? 1643 01:33:03,278 --> 01:33:05,245 What the fuck are you talking about? 1644 01:33:05,246 --> 01:33:09,183 My name is Da Fino. I'm a private snoop, like you, man. 1645 01:33:10,485 --> 01:33:12,619 What? A dick, man. 1646 01:33:12,620 --> 01:33:15,823 And let me tell you something, I dig your work. 1647 01:33:15,824 --> 01:33:18,859 Playing one side against the other, in bed with everybody. 1648 01:33:18,860 --> 01:33:21,328 Fabulous stuff, man. I'm not... 1649 01:33:21,329 --> 01:33:24,331 Fuck it, man. Just stay away from my fucking lady friend. 1650 01:33:24,332 --> 01:33:26,967 Hey, I'm not messing with your special lady. 1651 01:33:26,968 --> 01:33:29,603 She's not my special lady. She's my fucking lady friend. 1652 01:33:29,604 --> 01:33:32,439 I'm just helping her conceive, man! Hey, man. I'm not... 1653 01:33:32,440 --> 01:33:34,975 Who are you working for? Lebowski? 1654 01:33:34,976 --> 01:33:36,410 Jackie Treehorn? 1655 01:33:38,213 --> 01:33:39,703 The Kneutsons. 1656 01:33:41,115 --> 01:33:43,817 Who the fuck are the Kneutsons? 1657 01:33:43,818 --> 01:33:47,379 The Kneutsons, it's a wandering daughterjob. 1658 01:33:48,790 --> 01:33:51,425 Bunny Lebowski, man. 1659 01:33:51,426 --> 01:33:54,294 Her real name is Fawn Kneutson. 1660 01:33:54,295 --> 01:33:56,264 Her parents want her back, see? 1661 01:33:57,432 --> 01:33:59,466 Jesus fucking Christ. 1662 01:33:59,467 --> 01:34:02,469 Crazy, huh? Ran away about a year ago. 1663 01:34:02,470 --> 01:34:06,240 The Kneutsons told me I should show her this when I found her. 1664 01:34:06,241 --> 01:34:09,943 It's the family farm. It's outside Moorhead, Minnesota. 1665 01:34:09,944 --> 01:34:13,080 They think it'll make her homesick. Oh, boy. 1666 01:34:13,081 --> 01:34:14,815 How are you gonna keep them down on the farm 1667 01:34:14,816 --> 01:34:16,784 once they've seen Karl Hungus? 1668 01:34:17,385 --> 01:34:19,987 She's been kidnapped, Da Fino. Oh, man. 1669 01:34:19,988 --> 01:34:21,255 Or I don't know. Maybe not. 1670 01:34:21,256 --> 01:34:22,923 But she's definitely not around. 1671 01:34:22,924 --> 01:34:26,861 Hey, maybe you and me could pool our resources, 1672 01:34:27,295 --> 01:34:29,229 trade information. 1673 01:34:29,230 --> 01:34:31,028 (DOG BARKING) Professional courtesy? 1674 01:34:31,599 --> 01:34:32,799 Compeers. You know what I mean? 1675 01:34:32,800 --> 01:34:35,402 Yeah, yeah, I get it. Fuck off, Da Fino. 1676 01:34:35,403 --> 01:34:37,638 And stay away from my special... 1677 01:34:37,639 --> 01:34:40,540 From my fucking lady friend, man! 1678 01:34:43,144 --> 01:34:45,044 The lingonberry pancake. 1679 01:34:47,949 --> 01:34:49,550 (SPEAKING GERMAN) 1680 01:34:49,551 --> 01:34:51,678 Lingonberry pancakes. 1681 01:34:55,290 --> 01:34:57,121 Three pigs in blanket. 1682 01:34:58,092 --> 01:35:00,027 (SPEAKING GERMAN) 1683 01:35:03,198 --> 01:35:05,132 DIETER: She has lingonberry pancakes. 1684 01:35:05,133 --> 01:35:07,329 (MEN SPEAKING GERMAN) 1685 01:35:13,808 --> 01:35:17,210 I mean, we totally fucked it up, man. We fucked up his payoff. 1686 01:35:17,211 --> 01:35:19,479 We got the kidnappers all pissed off. 1687 01:35:19,480 --> 01:35:21,815 And Lebowski, you know, he yelled at me a lot, 1688 01:35:21,816 --> 01:35:24,084 but he didn't do anything, huh? 1689 01:35:24,085 --> 01:35:26,353 Well, sometimes it's a cathartic... No, no. 1690 01:35:26,354 --> 01:35:28,755 I'm saying that if he knows I'm a fuckup, 1691 01:35:28,756 --> 01:35:31,191 why does he leave me in charge of getting his wife back? 1692 01:35:31,192 --> 01:35:34,628 DUDE: Because he doesn't fucking want her back, man. 1693 01:35:34,629 --> 01:35:37,898 He's had enough. He no longer digs her. It's all a show. 1694 01:35:37,899 --> 01:35:42,369 Okay, but then why doesn't he give a shit about his million bucks? 1695 01:35:42,370 --> 01:35:45,238 I mean, he knows we never handed off his briefcase, 1696 01:35:45,239 --> 01:35:47,307 (THUNDER CRASHING) but he never asked for it back. 1697 01:35:47,308 --> 01:35:50,403 The million bucks was never in the briefcase. 1698 01:35:51,079 --> 01:35:54,181 The briefcase was fucking empty, man. 1699 01:35:54,182 --> 01:35:56,950 The asshole was hoping that they would kill her. 1700 01:35:56,951 --> 01:35:59,586 You threw out a ringer for a ringer. 1701 01:35:59,587 --> 01:36:03,390 Okay, but how does all this add up to an emergency? 1702 01:36:03,391 --> 01:36:07,694 I'm saying, I see what you're getting at, Dude. He kept the money. 1703 01:36:07,695 --> 01:36:09,630 My point is... 1704 01:36:09,631 --> 01:36:12,933 Here we are, it's shabbos, the Sabbath, 1705 01:36:12,934 --> 01:36:17,037 which I'm allowed to break only if it's a matter of life or death. 1706 01:36:17,038 --> 01:36:20,474 Will you come off it, Walter? You're not even fucking Jewish, man. 1707 01:36:20,475 --> 01:36:22,209 What the fuck are you talking about? 1708 01:36:22,210 --> 01:36:23,677 Man, you're fucking Polish Catholic! 1709 01:36:23,678 --> 01:36:25,379 What the fuck are you talking about? 1710 01:36:25,380 --> 01:36:27,581 I converted when I married Cynthia. Come on, Dude. 1711 01:36:27,582 --> 01:36:29,683 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know this. 1712 01:36:29,684 --> 01:36:32,019 And five fucking years ago, you were divorced. 1713 01:36:32,020 --> 01:36:33,587 So what are you saying? When you get divorced, 1714 01:36:33,588 --> 01:36:35,822 you turn in your library card? You get a new license? 1715 01:36:35,823 --> 01:36:38,992 You stop being Jewish? This is the driveway. 1716 01:36:38,993 --> 01:36:41,094 Jewish as fucking Tevye. Man. 1717 01:36:41,095 --> 01:36:45,465 You know, it's all a part of your sick Cynthia thing. 1718 01:36:45,466 --> 01:36:49,436 Man, taking care of her fucking dog, going to her fucking synagogue. 1719 01:36:49,437 --> 01:36:51,371 You're living in the fucking past. 1720 01:36:51,372 --> 01:36:54,808 Three thousand years of beautiful tradition, from Moses to Sandy Koufax. 1721 01:36:54,809 --> 01:36:57,844 You're goddamn right I'm living in the fucking past! 1722 01:36:57,845 --> 01:36:59,973 l've... Jesus. 1723 01:37:01,215 --> 01:37:03,150 WALTER: What the hell happened? 1724 01:37:04,052 --> 01:37:06,885 So viva Las Vegas 1725 01:37:08,289 --> 01:37:11,225 Viva Las Vegas 1726 01:37:12,160 --> 01:37:13,650 (DOG WHINING) 1727 01:37:16,130 --> 01:37:18,121 Let's go. Fuck it. 1728 01:37:20,268 --> 01:37:21,667 (EXCLAIMS) 1729 01:37:22,303 --> 01:37:23,804 DUDE: Where was she, man? 1730 01:37:23,805 --> 01:37:25,872 Visiting friends of hers in Palm Springs. 1731 01:37:25,873 --> 01:37:28,375 She just picked up and left, never bothered to tell us. 1732 01:37:28,376 --> 01:37:30,944 Well, I guess the fucking nihilists knew where she was. 1733 01:37:30,945 --> 01:37:33,246 Jesus, Dude. She never even kidnapped herself. 1734 01:37:33,247 --> 01:37:36,683 Who is this gentleman, Dude? Who am l? I'm a fucking veteran. 1735 01:37:36,684 --> 01:37:37,984 Come on! That's who I am. 1736 01:37:37,985 --> 01:37:40,511 You shouldn't go in there, Dude. He's very angry. 1737 01:37:41,589 --> 01:37:42,856 (WHINING) 1738 01:37:42,857 --> 01:37:44,291 So, man. 1739 01:37:44,292 --> 01:37:48,195 So? She's back, no thanks to you. 1740 01:37:48,196 --> 01:37:50,664 Where's the fucking money, Lebowski? 1741 01:37:50,665 --> 01:37:54,067 A million bucks from fucking, needy, little Urban Achievers! 1742 01:37:54,068 --> 01:37:55,635 You are scum, man! 1743 01:37:55,636 --> 01:37:58,004 Who the hell is he? Who am l? Who am l? 1744 01:37:58,005 --> 01:37:59,673 Walter. I'm the guy that's gonna kick your phony, 1745 01:37:59,674 --> 01:38:01,074 gold-bricking ass, that's who I am. Man. 1746 01:38:01,075 --> 01:38:03,009 We know the briefcase was fucking empty. 1747 01:38:03,010 --> 01:38:05,112 We know you kept the million bucks for yourself. 1748 01:38:05,113 --> 01:38:06,780 You have your story, I have mine. 1749 01:38:06,781 --> 01:38:10,150 I say I entrusted the money to you and you stole it. 1750 01:38:10,151 --> 01:38:13,453 As if we would ever dream of taking your bullshit money! 1751 01:38:13,454 --> 01:38:15,756 You thought that Bunny had been kidnapped, 1752 01:38:15,757 --> 01:38:17,424 and you were fucking glad, man. 1753 01:38:17,425 --> 01:38:19,760 You could use it as an excuse to make some money disappear. 1754 01:38:19,761 --> 01:38:23,130 All you needed was a sap to pin it on. You just met me. 1755 01:38:23,131 --> 01:38:26,133 You... You human paraquat. 1756 01:38:26,134 --> 01:38:29,703 You figured, "Oh, here's a loser, you know, a deadbeat. 1757 01:38:29,704 --> 01:38:32,372 "Somebody this square community won't give a shit about." 1758 01:38:32,373 --> 01:38:33,932 Well, aren't you? 1759 01:38:35,209 --> 01:38:39,012 Well, yeah, but... Get out, both of you. 1760 01:38:39,013 --> 01:38:42,382 Look at that fucking phony, Dude, pretending to be a fucking millionaire. 1761 01:38:42,383 --> 01:38:44,751 Out of this house now, you bums! 1762 01:38:44,752 --> 01:38:46,419 Let me tell you something else. 1763 01:38:46,420 --> 01:38:50,152 I've seen a lot of spinals, Dude, and this guy's a fake. 1764 01:38:50,892 --> 01:38:54,127 A fucking gold-bricker. Stay away from me, mister! 1765 01:38:54,128 --> 01:38:55,862 This guy fucking walks. 1766 01:38:55,863 --> 01:38:58,298 I've never been more certain of anything in my life. 1767 01:38:58,299 --> 01:38:59,566 You stay away from me! 1768 01:38:59,567 --> 01:39:02,068 Walter, for Christ's sake, man! He's a cripple. 1769 01:39:02,069 --> 01:39:03,904 I said! Get away from me! Come on. Come on. 1770 01:39:03,905 --> 01:39:07,474 (SCREAMING) Walter, put him down, man! 1771 01:39:07,475 --> 01:39:11,211 Yeah, I'll put him down, Dude. Walk! Achtung, baby! 1772 01:39:11,212 --> 01:39:12,509 (GROANS) 1773 01:39:14,916 --> 01:39:16,645 (DOG BARKING) 1774 01:39:22,490 --> 01:39:24,390 (SOBBING) 1775 01:39:25,426 --> 01:39:26,689 (PANTING) 1776 01:39:28,429 --> 01:39:31,524 Come on, man. Help me put him back in his chair. 1777 01:39:35,469 --> 01:39:37,537 WALTER: At least they had the fucking decency to tell us 1778 01:39:37,538 --> 01:39:39,939 that we were fighting the communists. 1779 01:39:42,443 --> 01:39:45,912 Whereas this whole fucking thing, this whole fucking thing 1780 01:39:45,913 --> 01:39:48,849 is nothing about nothing, about oil, 1781 01:39:48,850 --> 01:39:51,284 which is what I personally hear, Dude. 1782 01:39:51,285 --> 01:39:53,653 Sure you'll see some tank battles, 1783 01:39:53,654 --> 01:39:57,181 but fighting in desert is very different from fighting in canopy jungle. 1784 01:39:58,259 --> 01:40:01,695 I mean, Nam was a foot soldier's war, whereas this thing should... 1785 01:40:02,663 --> 01:40:04,998 You know, should be a piece of cake. 1786 01:40:04,999 --> 01:40:08,535 I mean, I had an M16, Jacko, not an Abrams fucking tank. 1787 01:40:08,536 --> 01:40:12,005 Me and Charlie, eyeball to eyeball. Yeah. 1788 01:40:12,006 --> 01:40:14,407 That's fucking combat. 1789 01:40:14,408 --> 01:40:17,377 The man in the black pajamas, Dude. 1790 01:40:17,378 --> 01:40:19,346 Worthy fucking adversary. 1791 01:40:19,347 --> 01:40:22,849 Who's in pajamas, Walter? Shut the fuck up, Donny. 1792 01:40:22,850 --> 01:40:25,151 Whereas what we have here, 1793 01:40:25,152 --> 01:40:27,387 a bunch of fig eaters wearing towels on their head, 1794 01:40:27,388 --> 01:40:29,550 trying to find reverse on a Soviet tank. 1795 01:40:30,424 --> 01:40:32,692 This is not a worthy fucking adversary. QUINTANA: Hey! 1796 01:40:32,693 --> 01:40:34,794 What's this day-of-rest shit? 1797 01:40:34,795 --> 01:40:36,463 What's this bullshit? 1798 01:40:36,464 --> 01:40:39,599 I don't fucking care! It don't matter to Jesus. 1799 01:40:39,600 --> 01:40:41,134 But you not fooling me, man. 1800 01:40:41,135 --> 01:40:43,937 You might fool the fucks in the league office 1801 01:40:43,938 --> 01:40:46,236 but you don't fool Jesus. 1802 01:40:46,407 --> 01:40:49,209 It's Bush league psych-out stuff. 1803 01:40:49,210 --> 01:40:50,609 Laughable, man! 1804 01:40:51,779 --> 01:40:54,874 I would've fucked you in the ass Saturday. 1805 01:40:55,616 --> 01:40:58,552 I'll fuck you in the ass next Wednesday instead. 1806 01:40:58,920 --> 01:41:00,020 (WHOOPS) 1807 01:41:00,021 --> 01:41:02,455 You got a date Wednesday, baby! 1808 01:41:07,328 --> 01:41:08,595 He's cracking. 1809 01:41:08,596 --> 01:41:10,397 ...the whole concept of age. 1810 01:41:10,398 --> 01:41:12,666 I mean, many learned men have disputed this 1811 01:41:12,667 --> 01:41:15,534 but in the 14th century, the Rambam... 1812 01:41:25,546 --> 01:41:27,814 Well, they finally did it. 1813 01:41:27,815 --> 01:41:30,050 They killed my fucking car. 1814 01:41:30,051 --> 01:41:33,687 We want the money, Lebowski. 1815 01:41:33,688 --> 01:41:36,289 Ja. Otherwise, we kill the girl. 1816 01:41:36,290 --> 01:41:39,893 Ja. It seems you have forgotten our little deal, Lebowski. 1817 01:41:39,894 --> 01:41:42,729 You don't have the fucking girl, dipshit. 1818 01:41:42,730 --> 01:41:45,031 We know you never did. 1819 01:41:45,032 --> 01:41:46,700 Are these the Nazis, Walter? 1820 01:41:46,701 --> 01:41:48,501 No, Donny. These men are nihilists. 1821 01:41:48,502 --> 01:41:49,936 There's nothing to be afraid of. 1822 01:41:51,605 --> 01:41:52,772 We don't care. 1823 01:41:52,773 --> 01:41:57,310 We still want the money, Lebowski, or we fuck you up. 1824 01:41:57,311 --> 01:42:00,046 Fuck you. Fuck the three of you. Cool it, Walter. 1825 01:42:00,047 --> 01:42:03,984 No. Without a hostage, there is no ransom. 1826 01:42:03,985 --> 01:42:07,420 That's what ransom is. Those are the fucking rules. 1827 01:42:07,421 --> 01:42:09,823 His girlfriend gave up her toe. 1828 01:42:09,824 --> 01:42:12,225 She thought we could get $1 million. 1829 01:42:12,226 --> 01:42:14,828 It's not fair. Fair? 1830 01:42:14,829 --> 01:42:18,531 Who's the fucking nihilists around here, you bunch of fucking crybabies? 1831 01:42:18,532 --> 01:42:21,001 Cool it, Walter. Hey, look, pal. 1832 01:42:21,002 --> 01:42:22,802 DUDE: There never was any money. 1833 01:42:22,803 --> 01:42:25,005 The big Lebowski gave me an empty briefcase, 1834 01:42:25,006 --> 01:42:27,140 so take it up with him, man. 1835 01:42:27,141 --> 01:42:29,743 And I would like my undies back. 1836 01:42:29,744 --> 01:42:31,044 Are these guys gonna hurt us, Walter? 1837 01:42:31,045 --> 01:42:33,613 No, Donny. These men are cowards. 1838 01:42:33,614 --> 01:42:34,981 Okay! 1839 01:42:34,982 --> 01:42:38,509 So we takes the money you have on you, and we calls it even. 1840 01:42:39,954 --> 01:42:42,055 Fuck you. Hey, no. Come on, Walter. 1841 01:42:42,056 --> 01:42:44,157 Come on, we're ending this thing cheap, man. 1842 01:42:44,158 --> 01:42:46,826 No. What's mine is mine. No, come on, Walter. 1843 01:42:46,827 --> 01:42:49,129 No funny stuff. All right. All right. 1844 01:42:49,130 --> 01:42:53,967 No funny stuff. I got 4 bucks, almost 5. 1845 01:42:53,968 --> 01:42:56,603 I got $1·. WALTER: What's mine is mine. 1846 01:42:56,604 --> 01:42:59,733 We fuck you up, man! We takes the money! 1847 01:43:00,274 --> 01:43:01,639 Come and get it. 1848 01:43:02,977 --> 01:43:07,280 We fuck you up! Show me what you got, nihilists. 1849 01:43:07,281 --> 01:43:09,849 I fuck you! Walter, come on. He's got a sword. 1850 01:43:09,850 --> 01:43:12,118 Fucking dipshit with a nine-toed woman! 1851 01:43:12,119 --> 01:43:15,988 I fuck you! Fuck you! I fuck you! 1852 01:43:16,323 --> 01:43:17,424 (EXCLAIMING) 1853 01:43:17,425 --> 01:43:19,052 (GRUNTING) 1854 01:43:22,163 --> 01:43:23,897 Take it easy, man. I fuck you! 1855 01:43:23,898 --> 01:43:25,899 Take the $4. I fuck you! 1856 01:43:25,900 --> 01:43:28,994 (GRUNTING) 1857 01:43:30,137 --> 01:43:31,271 I fuck you! 1858 01:43:31,272 --> 01:43:33,172 I'm gonna hit you with the fucking ball, man. 1859 01:43:34,208 --> 01:43:35,675 (SCREAMING) 1860 01:43:35,676 --> 01:43:36,803 (SPITS) 1861 01:43:37,912 --> 01:43:40,039 MAN: Hey, dickhead! Anti-Semite. 1862 01:43:41,015 --> 01:43:43,783 I fuck you in the ass! I fuck you in the ass! 1863 01:43:43,784 --> 01:43:47,020 I fuck you! I fuck you! 1864 01:43:47,021 --> 01:43:49,012 I fuck you! I fuck you! 1865 01:43:55,262 --> 01:43:57,231 We got a man down, Dude! 1866 01:43:58,866 --> 01:44:00,300 (GROANING) 1867 01:44:00,935 --> 01:44:02,235 Oh, God. They shot him, man. 1868 01:44:02,236 --> 01:44:04,571 He's not shot. No, Dude. Are you shot, Donny? 1869 01:44:04,572 --> 01:44:06,940 There weren't any shots fired. Huh? 1870 01:44:06,941 --> 01:44:10,172 It's a heart attack. Call the medics, Dude. 1871 01:44:10,744 --> 01:44:13,646 I'd go myself, but I'm pumping blood, might pass out. 1872 01:44:13,647 --> 01:44:17,050 Rest easy, good buddy. You're doing fine. 1873 01:44:17,051 --> 01:44:19,452 We got help choppering in. 1874 01:44:28,262 --> 01:44:30,424 (FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING) 1875 01:44:46,981 --> 01:44:48,748 Hello, gentlemen. 1876 01:44:48,749 --> 01:44:50,979 You are the bereaved? Yeah, man. 1877 01:44:51,652 --> 01:44:54,387 Francis Donnelly, pleased to meet you. 1878 01:44:54,388 --> 01:44:56,790 Jeff Lebowski. Walter Sobchak. 1879 01:44:56,791 --> 01:44:59,021 The Dude actually is... 1880 01:45:00,060 --> 01:45:01,995 Excuse me? Oh, nothing. 1881 01:45:03,831 --> 01:45:08,568 Yes. I understand you're taking away the remains? 1882 01:45:08,569 --> 01:45:09,764 Yeah. 1883 01:45:10,504 --> 01:45:12,302 We have the urn. 1884 01:45:13,674 --> 01:45:15,870 I assume this is credit card? 1885 01:45:17,077 --> 01:45:18,170 Yeah. 1886 01:45:28,689 --> 01:45:29,918 (CLEARS THROAT) 1887 01:45:32,893 --> 01:45:34,293 What's this? 1888 01:45:35,062 --> 01:45:36,796 Now, that's for the urn. 1889 01:45:36,797 --> 01:45:38,822 Don't need it. We're scattering the ashes. 1890 01:45:39,600 --> 01:45:42,335 Yes. So we were informed. 1891 01:45:42,336 --> 01:45:46,139 However, we must, of course, transmit the remains to you 1892 01:45:46,140 --> 01:45:47,733 in a receptacle. 1893 01:45:48,976 --> 01:45:50,774 That's $1·0. 1894 01:45:51,111 --> 01:45:55,048 It is our most modestly priced receptacle. 1895 01:45:55,382 --> 01:45:57,617 Well, can't we just... $1·0? 1896 01:45:57,618 --> 01:45:59,609 They range up to $3,000. 1897 01:46:00,421 --> 01:46:03,623 We're... Can't we just rent it from you, you know? 1898 01:46:03,624 --> 01:46:06,559 Sir, this is a mortuary not a rental house. 1899 01:46:06,560 --> 01:46:08,962 We're scattering the fucking ashes! Walter, Walter. 1900 01:46:08,963 --> 01:46:11,564 Just because we're bereaved doesn't make us saps. 1901 01:46:11,565 --> 01:46:14,033 Sir, please lower your voices. 1902 01:46:14,034 --> 01:46:18,204 Man, don't you have, you know, something else we can put him in? 1903 01:46:18,205 --> 01:46:19,305 You know? 1904 01:46:19,306 --> 01:46:22,367 That is our most modestly priced receptacle. 1905 01:46:22,643 --> 01:46:24,236 God damn it! 1906 01:46:26,380 --> 01:46:28,041 Is there a Ralph's around here? 1907 01:46:47,501 --> 01:46:49,435 (SEAGULLS SQUAWKING) 1908 01:46:55,042 --> 01:46:57,704 Donny was a good bowler and a good man. 1909 01:46:58,979 --> 01:47:01,180 He was one of us. 1910 01:47:01,181 --> 01:47:05,118 He was a man who loved the outdoors and bowling. 1911 01:47:05,252 --> 01:47:09,055 And as a surfer he explored the beaches of Southern California 1912 01:47:09,056 --> 01:47:11,958 from La Jolla to Leo Carrillo 1913 01:47:11,959 --> 01:47:14,519 and up to Pismo. 1914 01:47:15,329 --> 01:47:16,592 He died... 1915 01:47:17,564 --> 01:47:21,768 He died as so many young men of his generation, before his time. 1916 01:47:21,769 --> 01:47:25,038 In your wisdom, Lord, you took him, 1917 01:47:25,039 --> 01:47:28,441 as you took so many bright, flowering young men 1918 01:47:28,442 --> 01:47:31,344 at Khe Sanh, at Lan Doc, 1919 01:47:31,345 --> 01:47:33,074 at Hill 364. 1920 01:47:34,381 --> 01:47:36,748 These young men gave their lives, 1921 01:47:37,351 --> 01:47:38,819 and so did Donny. 1922 01:47:40,955 --> 01:47:42,946 Donny, who loved bowling. 1923 01:47:45,993 --> 01:47:46,983 And so, 1924 01:47:48,629 --> 01:47:50,995 Theodore Donald Kerabatsos, 1925 01:47:52,299 --> 01:47:57,396 in accordance with what we think your dying wishes might well have been, 1926 01:47:58,739 --> 01:48:01,538 we commit your final mortal remains 1927 01:48:02,443 --> 01:48:04,843 to the bosom of the Pacific Ocean 1928 01:48:06,313 --> 01:48:08,282 which you loved so well. 1929 01:48:10,617 --> 01:48:12,711 Good night, sweet prince. 1930 01:48:24,198 --> 01:48:25,427 (lNHALES) 1931 01:48:27,868 --> 01:48:29,268 Shit. 1932 01:48:31,205 --> 01:48:33,230 Oh, shit, Dude. I'm sorry. 1933 01:48:35,042 --> 01:48:38,244 Goddamn wind. Fuck, god damn it, Walter! 1934 01:48:38,245 --> 01:48:40,613 You fucking asshole! Shit, Dude. I'm sorry. 1935 01:48:40,614 --> 01:48:42,915 Everything's a fucking travesty with you, man! 1936 01:48:42,916 --> 01:48:44,584 I'm sorry. It was an accident. 1937 01:48:44,585 --> 01:48:47,153 What was that shit about Vietnam? Dude, I'm sorry. 1938 01:48:47,154 --> 01:48:49,555 What the fuck does anything have to do with Vietnam? 1939 01:48:49,556 --> 01:48:51,624 Dude, I'm sorry. What the fuck are you talking about? 1940 01:48:51,625 --> 01:48:53,218 Dude, I'm sorry. 1941 01:48:56,130 --> 01:48:57,358 Fucking... 1942 01:49:04,338 --> 01:49:05,806 Fuck, Walter. 1943 01:49:07,708 --> 01:49:09,198 Come on, Dude. 1944 01:49:10,043 --> 01:49:11,705 Hey, fuck it, man. 1945 01:49:15,616 --> 01:49:17,243 Let's go bowling. 1946 01:49:40,741 --> 01:49:44,040 And when you're sittin' there 1947 01:49:44,678 --> 01:49:47,807 In your silk upholstered chair 1948 01:49:49,316 --> 01:49:53,344 Talkin' to some rich folks that you know 1949 01:49:56,690 --> 01:49:59,523 Well, I hope you don't see me 1950 01:50:00,527 --> 01:50:03,759 In my ragged company 1951 01:50:04,531 --> 01:50:09,594 OŁ, but you know I could never be alone 1952 01:50:11,772 --> 01:50:14,841 Two oat sodas, Gary. Right. Good luck tomorrow. 1953 01:50:14,842 --> 01:50:18,377 Yeah, thanks, man. I was sorry to hear about Donny. 1954 01:50:18,378 --> 01:50:21,246 Oh, yeah. Well, you know, 1955 01:50:22,082 --> 01:50:26,152 sometimes you eat the bear, and sometimes, you know... 1956 01:50:26,153 --> 01:50:27,416 Hey, man. 1957 01:50:28,222 --> 01:50:31,491 How do you do, Dude? I wondered if I'd see you again. 1958 01:50:31,492 --> 01:50:33,626 I wouldn't miss the semis. 1959 01:50:33,627 --> 01:50:35,328 Oh, yeah? How's things been going? 1960 01:50:35,329 --> 01:50:38,531 Well, you know, strikes and gutters, ups and downs. 1961 01:50:38,532 --> 01:50:41,228 Sure. I got you. Yeah. 1962 01:50:42,803 --> 01:50:43,903 Thanks, Gary. 1963 01:50:43,904 --> 01:50:46,339 Well, take care, man. Gotta get back. 1964 01:50:46,340 --> 01:50:49,475 Sure. Take it easy, Dude. Oh, yeah. 1965 01:50:49,476 --> 01:50:51,644 I know that you will. 1966 01:50:51,645 --> 01:50:54,979 Yeah. Well, the Dude abides. 1967 01:50:58,986 --> 01:51:00,180 Walter. 1968 01:51:01,889 --> 01:51:03,857 The Dude abides. 1969 01:51:07,761 --> 01:51:11,095 I don't know about you, but I take comfort in that. 1970 01:51:12,399 --> 01:51:14,700 It's good knowing he's out there, 1971 01:51:14,701 --> 01:51:18,763 the Dude, taking her easy for all us sinners. 1972 01:51:21,508 --> 01:51:23,670 I sure hope he makes the finals. 1973 01:51:25,279 --> 01:51:27,480 Well, that about does her. 1974 01:51:27,481 --> 01:51:28,971 Wraps her all up. 1975 01:51:30,584 --> 01:51:34,043 Things seem to have worked out pretty good for the Dude and Walter. 1976 01:51:34,721 --> 01:51:37,987 And it was a pretty good story, don't you think? 1977 01:51:38,859 --> 01:51:41,191 Made me laugh to beat the band. 1978 01:51:41,828 --> 01:51:43,296 Parts anyway. 1979 01:51:44,865 --> 01:51:47,027 I didn't like seeing Donny go. 1980 01:51:48,135 --> 01:51:53,164 But then I happen to know that there's a little Lebowski on the way. 1981 01:51:54,841 --> 01:51:58,175 I guess that's the way the whole darned human comedy keeps 1982 01:51:58,745 --> 01:52:01,147 perpetuating itself 1983 01:52:01,148 --> 01:52:03,310 down through the generations. 1984 01:52:03,817 --> 01:52:08,084 Westward the wagons, across the sands of time until we... 1985 01:52:09,289 --> 01:52:12,486 Oh, look at me. I'm rambling again. 1986 01:52:13,894 --> 01:52:16,386 Well, I hope you folks enjoyed yourselves. 1987 01:52:16,863 --> 01:52:19,196 Catch you later on down the trail. 1988 01:52:20,400 --> 01:52:23,495 Say, friend, you got any more of that good sarsaparilla? 1989 01:52:46,460 --> 01:52:50,529 Take me down, little Susie 1990 01:52:50,530 --> 01:52:52,362 Take me down 1991 01:52:55,669 --> 01:52:58,270 I know you think you're the queen 1992 01:52:58,271 --> 01:53:00,365 Of the underground 1993 01:53:04,077 --> 01:53:09,038 Send me dead flowers every morning 1994 01:53:12,419 --> 01:53:16,947 Send me dead flowers by the mail 1995 01:53:20,727 --> 01:53:25,187 Send me dead flowers to my wedding 1996 01:53:27,734 --> 01:53:34,902 And I won't forget to put roses on your grave 1997 01:53:36,009 --> 01:53:40,413 No, I won't forget to put roses 1998 01:53:40,414 --> 01:53:44,714 On your grave 1999 01:53:49,189 --> 01:53:51,487 (POP MUSIC PLAYING) 2000 01:54:09,843 --> 01:54:14,371 Bright light city gonna set my soul 2001 01:54:14,848 --> 01:54:18,546 Gonna set my soul on fire 2002 01:54:19,886 --> 01:54:25,091 Got a whole lot of money that's ready to burn 2003 01:54:25,092 --> 01:54:28,721 So get those stakes up higher 2004 01:54:30,297 --> 01:54:35,064 There's a thousand pretty women livin' out there 2005 01:54:35,802 --> 01:54:40,973 They're all livin' devil may care 2006 01:54:40,974 --> 01:54:45,544 And I'm just a devil with love to spare 2007 01:54:45,545 --> 01:54:49,778 So viva Las Vegas 2008 01:54:51,318 --> 01:54:55,380 Viva Las Vegas 2009 01:54:59,092 --> 01:55:03,829 Viva Las Vegas with your neon flashing 2010 01:55:03,830 --> 01:55:06,866 And your one-arm bandits crashing 2011 01:55:06,867 --> 01:55:10,462 All those hopes down the drain 2012 01:55:12,038 --> 01:55:17,309 Viva Las Vegas turnin' day into nighttime 2013 01:55:17,310 --> 01:55:19,879 Night into daytime 2014 01:55:19,880 --> 01:55:22,148 If you see it once 2015 01:55:22,149 --> 01:55:28,554 You'll never be the same again 2016 01:55:30,624 --> 01:55:35,161 I'm gonna keep on keep on runnin' 2017 01:55:35,162 --> 01:55:38,893 If it costs me my very last dime 2018 01:55:40,433 --> 01:55:42,835 If I wind up broke 2019 01:55:42,836 --> 01:55:45,137 Well, I'll always remember 2020 01:55:45,138 --> 01:55:49,166 That I had a swingin' time 2021 01:55:51,011 --> 01:55:55,107 I'm gonna give it everything I've got 2022 01:55:56,216 --> 01:56:00,448 Lady Luck, please let the dice stay hot 2023 01:56:01,388 --> 01:56:05,991 Łet me shoot a seven on every shot 2024 01:56:05,992 --> 01:56:10,191 So viva Las Vegas 2025 01:56:11,731 --> 01:56:15,497 Viva Las Vegas 2026 01:56:16,870 --> 01:56:21,068 Viva Las Vegas 2027 01:56:21,942 --> 01:56:23,808 Viva 2028 01:56:24,811 --> 01:56:26,302 Viva 2029 01:56:27,280 --> 01:56:28,771 Viva 2030 01:56:29,883 --> 01:56:33,114 Viva 2031 01:56:34,387 --> 01:56:41,191 Łas Vegas 2032 01:56:45,532 --> 01:56:48,831 Viva 2033 01:56:49,305 --> 01:56:55,789 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org