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Garp?

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Garp.

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Garp.

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- Garp?
- Yes, Garp.

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Sounds like a fish.

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My daughter got knocked up by a Garp.

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Find out if that's the son
of a bitch's first or last name.

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- Was that his first name or last name?
- It was Garp.

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Just Garp. That's the whole thing.

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- I think it was his last name.
- What was his first name?

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- JENNY: I never found out.
- She never found out his first name?

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- Jenny, you must know his first name.
- Technical Sergeant Garp.

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I knew it, I knew it. A goddamn soldier.

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- Technical sergeant?
- T.S.

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Yes. T.S. Garp.

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That's my baby's name.

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If I ever meet the son of a bitch,
I'll kill him.

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He's dead already.

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I don't suppose
you bothered to get married.

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Married? She never
even met the son of a bitch.

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I didn't wanna marry. I wanted a baby.

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- But a wedding ring, dear...
- I didn't need his ring, Mother.

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- I needed his sperm.
- No...!

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Don't you dare say "sperm"
in this house.

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- Where are you going?
- JENNY: To get a job.

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I'm a trained nurse,
and I plan to continue my work.

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MR. FIELDS: Jenny!

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Jenny! In the war, which side was he on?

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- Was he on our side, at least?
- He wasn't on any side.

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He was flat on his back in a hospital.

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One night, when he had
one of his usual erections...

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I got on top of him,
and he squirted it in me.

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He ejaculated, and as a result,
I've got a wonderful baby.

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[THUDS]

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Oh, I can't hear a damn...
Where'd she go?

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Winifred.

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Oh, my God.

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[BELL TOLLING]

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BOY 1: What a bod.

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What a bod. This, gentlemen, is a bod.

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BOY 2: I wish I was a girl. If I was a girl,
I'd take off my clothes...

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and stand in front of a mirror
and look at myself for hours.

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[BUZZER SOUNDS]

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BOY 1: The all-American bod.

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Why can't a basketball player
father a child?

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BOY 1: Everybody knows that one... Hey!

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Get him, Bosworth.

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Pritchard, give me that!

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- Where is it?
- I haven't got it.

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- Where did you put it?
- Shh.

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JENNY: Of course you can tell me
what happened.

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Come on in here.

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[BOY CRYING]

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Well, I zipped it up too fast,
and it got caught.

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I can see that.

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We'll just have to unzip you.

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- I tried that already, but it hurts.
- It's either that or amputate.

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We can't have you parading around
like a savage from Borneo.

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Ah!

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It's all right, it's all right. Hold on.
I'm going to put something on it.

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BOY 1: I'll get you for this, Pritchard.

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Jeffrey.

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- Leave it alone for a while.
- Yes, Miss Fields.

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What are you doing awake?

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- Dada.
- Not Dada.

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Mama. Say "Mama."

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Mama.

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Dada's dead. He got killed.

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No, let go. Give this to me.

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Let go. Let...

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Where did you get this?

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[GIGGLES]

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Sick.

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Even when they're healthy,
they're sick with lust.

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Bosworth.

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Bosworth.
A word of warning, you filth monger.

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If you expose my baby one more time
to cheap shots like this...

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I'll inoculate your jockstrap
with bubonic plague.

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It'll do such a job on you, you'll have
nothing left to even scratch.

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- Understand?
- Yes, Miss Fields.

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Fine. Well, good night, then, Bosworth.

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Sleep well.

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[BOYS GIGGLING]

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[GARP IMITATES FLYING AND GUNFIRE]

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GARP: My father was a flier.

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JENNY: I told you, he was
a tail gunner in a plane.

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If he was in a plane, he was a flier.

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Was he real big?

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I don't know.
I never saw him standing up.

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- Why not?
- I'll tell you about it someday.

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This is one course you won't be taking.

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The text is dull,
and Stewart Percy is even duller.

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I nearly fell asleep in his class today.

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Maybe he didn't die.

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- Who?
- My father.

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He sure did. Dead and gone.

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"Mythology."

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I'll check out this class
for you next week.

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Long Ranger died.

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- It's Lone Ranger, not Long.
- He died.

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- Sorry to hear that.
- But he really didn't.

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Everybody thought he died,
but he didn't die.

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Maybe my father
didn't really die either.

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Not really.

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I'm a nurse. I know. He died.

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- Will I ever fly like Daddy?
- I don't know.

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GARP: I remember flying.

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When you were born, I was so happy...

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I threw you up and down.

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- I remember.
- You were too young to remember.

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I remember flying.
I went flying with Daddy last week.

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Are you gonna go to sleep or you gonna
stay up and think your weird thoughts?

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I'll stay up and think
weird thoughts for a while.

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All right. Fine.

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Good night.

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- I'll see you in the morning.
- If I'm still here.

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- You don't really need a father.
- All the other kids have one.

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If all the kids had trench mouth,
would you want that too?

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- I'm tired of that answer.
- I'm tired of your questions.

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Good night.

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[PLANE ENGINE ROARS]

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- BOY 1: Hey, over here, Stuey!
- GIRL: I know how to make babies.

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- GARP: I know too.
- How could you?

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You don't have a father.
You're a bastard.

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- I'll teach you.
- BOY 2: Monkey in the middle.

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Monkey in the middle.

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All right, first thing is...

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I have a headache. Oh, my head.
I have a headache. Not tonight.

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Now, you're supposed to attack me
and pull my clothes off.

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You sure?

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Yes. And you're supposed to say,
"Every night you have a headache."

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- Okay?
- Okay.

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- Not tonight. I have a headache.
- Every night you have a headache.

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[GIGGLING]

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- GARP: No, don't do that. It tickles.
- GIRL: No, Bonkers! Stop it, Bonkers!

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- Ah!
- Stop it! Go away, Bonkers!

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Cushie. Cushie!

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- No, Bonkers! No!
- MAN: Cushie!

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- CUSHIE: Stop!
- Bonkers!

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- Bonkie!
- GARP: Oh!

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Bonkie! Are you all right, big boy?

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- Cushie, what happened?
- CUSHIE: Bonkie bit Garp.

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I see. Bonkie bit Garp.

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At least the dog's got
good taste, doesn't he?

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[GIGGLES]

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- Does it hurt?
- Yes. A lot.

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- You shouldn't tease him.
- He didn't!

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- It hurts!
- Come on, you run along to your house.

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Go to your mother. She's a nurse.
She can take care of it.

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- What happened?
- MAN: Bonkie bit Garp.

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All right, kids, fun's over.

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WOMAN: Come on, Pooh. Time for lunch.

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- GARP: Mom! Mom! Mom!
- Garp?

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- Garp, what happened?
- Bonkers bit me!

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Son of a bitch! He bit your earlobe off.

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- Mr. Percy said that I tasted good!
- He did, did he?

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MR. PERCY: Stay, Bonkie, stay.
That's a good dog.

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Smile, Cushie. That's right.
Now, come on, Pooh, smile.

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This picture is going
to all our friends this year.

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So smile and look merry.

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Pooh, would you smile, damn it?

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If you don't smile,
you'll never get a husband.

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[KNOCKING]

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Damn it.

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- My son is not dog food, goddamn it!
- Calm down, Jenny.

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- Bonkers just got a little excited.
- Fine. I'm a little excited too.

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- Where is Bonkers?
- What for?

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I wanna take him and give him a shot.

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- What for?
- So he won't bite anymore.

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- A shot will do that?
- It will. He'll be dead.

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- You can't be serious.
- You bet your fat ass I am!

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I'm telling you now,
either tie him up, make him behave...

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or I'll make him dead as a doornail.

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Come on, Garp.

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[INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE]

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- Oh, Mom.
- I don't want any more discussion.

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- Good afternoon, Dean Bodger.
- Good afternoon, Jenny.

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- Hello there, Garp.
- Hello, dean.

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I understand you'll be
starting classes next semester.

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We're on our way now
to enter him in a sport.

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Really? What will you be going out for?

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- Basketball.
- I don't know.

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I'm sure you'll do splendidly.

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- Good luck to you.
- Thank you very much.

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Why can't I decide what sport to take?

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Because you're too young.
I've looked into them all.

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- Basketball is the best.
- I'm too short for basketball.

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- Hey, Garp, you wanna play?
- Yes, I do.

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No, you don't. That Cushie
could use a good sport herself.

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- BOY 1: All right, over here, let's go.
- COACH: Get the rebound!

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BOY 2: Okay, let's get back on defense!

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Let's go, set up number four.
Okay, number four.

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00:15:03,736 --> 00:15:06,905
Let's go, Chris.
Set up on the base line, the base line.

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COACH: Give and go, guys. Move it up.

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BOY 2: Come on. Let's go. Weak side.

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BOY 1: Move in, Joey. Come on.

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BOY 3: Defend our board, come on.

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BOY 4: Come on, Danny, we got them.

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- BOY 5: Watch him!
- BOY 2: Take the shot, Gary.

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- BOY 2: Swish! Nice shot.
- BOY 6: All right, good shot.

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- BOY 2: Move it around, guys.
- BOY 1: Here we go.

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COACH: All right, same thing.
Bottom man down. Same man down.

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Let's go. Ready?

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Hold him down. Ride him. Good!

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Come on. Good reversal there.
Get off your back.

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Stay off your back.
Ten seconds. Hold him.

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Five. Four. Three. Two.

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[WHISTLES]

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Okay, gentlemen, that's it.
Hit the showers.

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Hey, Garp, how are you doing?

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See you, Garp.

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Why can't basketball players
father a child?

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BOY 1: Because they're ugly.

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No, because they dribble
before they shoot.

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- BOY 1: What's the definition of a bra?
- BOY 2: I don't know. What?

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BOY 1: It's an over-the-shoulder
boulder-holder.

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- BOY 2: What's the definition of a girdle?
- BOY 3: I don't know.

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BOY 2:
It's a lower-decker pecker-checker.

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My father wore a helmet. He was a flier.

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- Oh?
- Can you fly?

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No.

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- Garp?
- BOY 1: Jesus Christ!

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- BOY 2: What's she doing?
- Spare me your modesty.

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BOY 3: You know why Santa Claus
can't father a child?

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Because he comes down the chimney.

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Garp, what are you doing in here?

228
00:16:52,512 --> 00:16:56,431
Okay, we've got a big meet tomorrow,
so no beating the meat tonight.

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[GUYS LAUGHING]

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Hi, Jenny.

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- I wanna do what they do.
- Animals.

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- Garp?
- [IMITATES FIGHTER PLANE SOUNDS]

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Garp! Garp.

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Garp?

235
00:17:43,980 --> 00:17:45,689
[IMITATES PLANE EXPLODING]

236
00:17:45,898 --> 00:17:48,483
[IMITATES PLANE CRASHING]

237
00:17:52,822 --> 00:17:53,989
Ah!

238
00:17:55,533 --> 00:17:58,201
Mom! Mom!

239
00:17:58,453 --> 00:17:59,995
Garp?

240
00:18:00,288 --> 00:18:02,831
- Garp!
- GARP: Mom, help me!

241
00:18:03,124 --> 00:18:04,791
Garp.

242
00:18:05,877 --> 00:18:09,337
- Help! Mom, help!
- BOY 1: Dean! Dean Bodger!

243
00:18:09,756 --> 00:18:12,090
- BOY 2: Who's on the roof?
- Mom!

244
00:18:12,300 --> 00:18:14,092
- BOY 3: Who's that?
- Garp?

245
00:18:14,469 --> 00:18:16,344
Mom!

246
00:18:16,763 --> 00:18:19,556
- Garp!
- I'm afraid.

247
00:18:20,558 --> 00:18:22,476
JENNY: Garp, I'm here.

248
00:18:22,727 --> 00:18:25,187
I'm going to come up and get you.
Stay very still.

249
00:18:25,438 --> 00:18:29,066
- Hold tight. It's all right.
- DEAN: Mattresses. Get your mattresses!

250
00:18:29,317 --> 00:18:31,860
Something to cushion the fall!

251
00:18:32,111 --> 00:18:35,739
- I wanted to fly.
- I understand. It's all right.

252
00:18:35,990 --> 00:18:37,866
Now, carefully, give me your foot.

253
00:18:38,117 --> 00:18:42,454
Get the mattresses close together next
to the building so he can fall on them.

254
00:18:42,747 --> 00:18:44,831
- Hurry, boys! Hurry.
- Give me your free foot.

255
00:18:45,083 --> 00:18:49,544
A little bit more over. There we are.
I've got you. I'm not gonna let go.

256
00:18:49,796 --> 00:18:52,714
All right? I'm not gonna let go.
You're going to be all right.

257
00:18:53,299 --> 00:18:55,217
- DEAN: Quickly.
- JENNY: Now...

258
00:18:55,468 --> 00:18:57,719
slowly take your foot out of the gutter.

259
00:18:58,721 --> 00:19:02,224
That's a good boy. Take it out.

260
00:19:03,142 --> 00:19:04,643
I've got you, son, I've got you!

261
00:19:04,894 --> 00:19:05,894
[BOYS SCREAMING]

262
00:19:06,104 --> 00:19:07,729
[GRUNTING]

263
00:19:16,489 --> 00:19:18,406
[BOYS CHEERING]

264
00:19:22,078 --> 00:19:23,578
BOY: Miss Fields.

265
00:19:23,788 --> 00:19:25,789
Miss Fields.

266
00:19:27,166 --> 00:19:29,459
- Yes?
- What about Dean Bodger?

267
00:19:29,877 --> 00:19:32,295
Bring him into the infirmary.

268
00:19:32,630 --> 00:19:36,007
MAN:
Let's go, boys. Everybody back inside.

269
00:19:36,592 --> 00:19:38,718
Hey, everybody inside.
Get the mattresses.

270
00:19:38,928 --> 00:19:41,429
You sure like trouble, don't you?

271
00:19:46,769 --> 00:19:51,648
- Thank God I caught him.
- Yes, just in time.

272
00:19:51,941 --> 00:19:54,192
What was he doing up there?

273
00:19:54,485 --> 00:19:56,278
Pretending to be his dead father.

274
00:19:57,155 --> 00:19:59,197
I wanted to be a father myself.

275
00:19:59,448 --> 00:20:02,951
- But I never got married.
- Neither did I.

276
00:20:04,203 --> 00:20:06,580
I always wanted a child.

277
00:20:06,789 --> 00:20:08,915
If I could've had one by myself,
I would have.

278
00:20:09,167 --> 00:20:12,836
But God or nature or whatever...
Well, you know, you need a man.

279
00:20:13,212 --> 00:20:15,797
You know what men are like.
Full of lust.

280
00:20:16,007 --> 00:20:17,966
I can talk to you because
you're past that.

281
00:20:18,217 --> 00:20:20,468
- What?
- You're not well enough to walk.

282
00:20:20,678 --> 00:20:22,888
It's a very nasty bump.

283
00:20:23,097 --> 00:20:26,349
Anyway, the war was on.

284
00:20:26,726 --> 00:20:28,101
I was a nurse.

285
00:20:28,311 --> 00:20:30,187
One day, they brought
in a tail gunner...

286
00:20:30,396 --> 00:20:33,273
who'd been wounded by antiaircraft
in a raid over Germany.

287
00:20:33,524 --> 00:20:35,734
A splinter of steel
had lodged in his brain...

288
00:20:35,943 --> 00:20:38,528
and all he could say
was his name, "Garp."

289
00:20:39,113 --> 00:20:41,198
For medical reasons
I couldn't understand...

290
00:20:41,407 --> 00:20:43,909
he also had a constant erection.

291
00:20:44,160 --> 00:20:46,203
He deteriorated steadily.

292
00:20:46,412 --> 00:20:50,165
Until one day, all he could say
was part of his name, "Arp."

293
00:20:50,416 --> 00:20:53,251
It was then that I knew
that he wouldn't last much longer.

294
00:20:53,461 --> 00:20:56,213
His erections continued, however,
quite unabated.

295
00:20:56,464 --> 00:20:59,883
- I see. I'll just be going.
- Not yet. No, not yet.

296
00:21:00,134 --> 00:21:01,801
You'd better rest.

297
00:21:02,053 --> 00:21:03,845
Anyway...

298
00:21:05,056 --> 00:21:08,350
- Where was I?
- He kept having erections.

299
00:21:10,186 --> 00:21:11,811
Thank you.

300
00:21:12,438 --> 00:21:15,607
He was dying. I wanted a child.

301
00:21:15,942 --> 00:21:19,110
Seemed like a good way to have one
without the bother of a husband...

302
00:21:19,320 --> 00:21:22,614
who had legal rights to my body.
So one night when I was on duty...

303
00:21:22,823 --> 00:21:25,784
and the wounded and maimed
were all asleep, I went to him.

304
00:21:26,077 --> 00:21:29,788
He was asleep.
But his erection was there, as always.

305
00:21:30,206 --> 00:21:33,208
I removed my undergarments
and climbed on top of him.

306
00:21:33,501 --> 00:21:34,834
He woke up then.

307
00:21:35,044 --> 00:21:38,213
Said the only word other than
his name that I ever heard him utter.

308
00:21:38,464 --> 00:21:40,173
He said, "Good."

309
00:21:40,383 --> 00:21:43,260
It didn't take long, and that
once was all that was needed.

310
00:21:43,511 --> 00:21:44,928
You raped him.

311
00:21:45,179 --> 00:21:47,931
You raped a dying man.

312
00:21:48,349 --> 00:21:51,768
- Are you all right?
- No! Yes.

313
00:21:52,019 --> 00:21:55,480
I have to get home now.
You've been very kind.

314
00:21:55,731 --> 00:22:00,819
I've never heard anything... Good night.

315
00:22:05,283 --> 00:22:06,866
And then he died.

316
00:22:08,369 --> 00:22:10,287
He did die.

317
00:22:11,414 --> 00:22:13,873
- Really?
- Really.

318
00:22:15,334 --> 00:22:17,711
Will you throw me in the air
like you used to?

319
00:22:18,963 --> 00:22:21,381
You're too big for that now.

320
00:22:39,984 --> 00:22:42,736
[INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE]

321
00:23:24,612 --> 00:23:27,447
Now you don't have a father either.

322
00:23:28,240 --> 00:23:32,202
JENNY: You know, everybody dies.

323
00:23:32,453 --> 00:23:36,164
My parents died.
Your father died. Everybody dies.

324
00:23:36,415 --> 00:23:39,959
I'm gonna die too. So will you.

325
00:23:41,212 --> 00:23:45,965
The thing is to have a life
before we die.

326
00:23:46,467 --> 00:23:49,260
It can be a real adventure...

327
00:23:49,678 --> 00:23:51,554
having a life.

328
00:24:02,316 --> 00:24:05,735
Garp. Careful of the undertow.

329
00:24:07,571 --> 00:24:11,908
The undertow!
Be careful of the undertow!

330
00:24:41,272 --> 00:24:44,023
- How do you do?
- Hi.

331
00:24:50,114 --> 00:24:51,489
Hello again.

332
00:24:53,159 --> 00:24:55,994
Hope I'm not disturbing you,
running up and down here.

333
00:24:56,245 --> 00:24:57,829
Nope.

334
00:25:04,712 --> 00:25:06,629
It's distracting, isn't it?

335
00:25:07,047 --> 00:25:08,465
Not to me, it's not.

336
00:25:09,508 --> 00:25:13,720
- What do you weigh, about 112 or so?
- One-thirteen.

337
00:25:13,929 --> 00:25:18,266
Pleased to meet you. One fifty-eight.
On my way to 147.

338
00:25:18,517 --> 00:25:20,143
Sorry about that.

339
00:25:21,520 --> 00:25:22,896
My name is T.S. Garp.

340
00:25:23,147 --> 00:25:25,106
- What's T.S. stand for?
- Terribly Sexy.

341
00:25:26,525 --> 00:25:29,736
I used to be Terribly Shy,
but I changed.

342
00:25:30,738 --> 00:25:32,697
- I'm Helen Holm.
- Oh, Holm sweet Holm.

343
00:25:33,491 --> 00:25:37,076
Our new wrestling coach
is named Holm. What a hard-ass.

344
00:25:37,286 --> 00:25:41,247
- We call him "Holm sweat Holm."
- He's my father. I'm his daughter.

345
00:25:41,540 --> 00:25:43,249
- We're the Holm team.
- Oh.

346
00:25:44,877 --> 00:25:46,461
Take care.

347
00:25:48,631 --> 00:25:50,381
You asshole.

348
00:25:53,802 --> 00:25:56,179
[YELLING AND CHEERING]

349
00:26:05,189 --> 00:26:06,981
MAN: Get him! Come on! Go!

350
00:26:07,191 --> 00:26:09,609
Come on! Come on!

351
00:26:15,616 --> 00:26:17,534
BOY 1: Let's get him, Garp.

352
00:26:19,870 --> 00:26:22,080
- Next!
- Do it!

353
00:26:27,378 --> 00:26:29,045
[BLOWS WHISTLE]

354
00:26:35,219 --> 00:26:37,136
You're out of bounds.

355
00:26:38,847 --> 00:26:39,847
[BLOWS WHISTLE]

356
00:26:40,099 --> 00:26:41,933
- REFEREE: You're out of bounds.
- Concentration.

357
00:26:45,271 --> 00:26:48,398
You walked right into
that fireman's, Garp. Come on!

358
00:26:50,901 --> 00:26:52,610
Let's go.

359
00:26:54,655 --> 00:26:55,989
[WHISTLE BLOWS]

360
00:27:04,623 --> 00:27:06,082
[GRUNTS]

361
00:27:06,750 --> 00:27:08,543
That's two!

362
00:27:10,087 --> 00:27:12,005
Off the face, off the face.

363
00:27:14,883 --> 00:27:16,676
REFEREE: That's two!

364
00:27:18,470 --> 00:27:19,846
[GRUNTS]

365
00:27:22,516 --> 00:27:24,350
Get him, Garp!

366
00:27:26,604 --> 00:27:27,687
[WHISTLE BLOWS]

367
00:27:27,896 --> 00:27:29,731
REFEREE: Period!

368
00:27:41,535 --> 00:27:42,994
[WHISTLE BLOWS]

369
00:27:43,203 --> 00:27:45,121
Reverse him! Roll him!

370
00:27:49,043 --> 00:27:51,127
REFEREE: Two! Two there.

371
00:27:51,420 --> 00:27:53,338
That's two, two there!

372
00:28:24,453 --> 00:28:27,288
Ernie, congratulations.
You beat us on the takedowns.

373
00:28:27,539 --> 00:28:31,167
- And we're lousy on takedowns.
- Thanks, Tom. We've got some guys...

374
00:28:31,377 --> 00:28:33,086
- Nice job, Ernie.
- Nice yourself.

375
00:28:33,337 --> 00:28:35,797
He beat you on your feet.
He got all the takedowns.

376
00:28:36,006 --> 00:28:37,882
And most of the falls.

377
00:28:38,842 --> 00:28:40,593
Mr. Holm?

378
00:28:40,844 --> 00:28:43,221
- Oh, hi, Jenny.
- Mr. Holm...

379
00:28:43,514 --> 00:28:46,307
were you aware
of what was going on out here?

380
00:28:47,685 --> 00:28:50,311
Garp wasn't really concentrating
in the first period.

381
00:28:50,562 --> 00:28:53,231
- But it was that double-armed...
- It was lust.

382
00:28:53,732 --> 00:28:55,858
- Beg your pardon?
- Lust.

383
00:28:56,068 --> 00:28:58,861
Mr. Holm, you have a daughter.
I have a son.

384
00:28:59,113 --> 00:29:01,572
- He's a fine boy. Good wrestler.
- He's full of lust.

385
00:29:01,824 --> 00:29:05,243
I can spot it a mile away.
He's lusting after your daughter.

386
00:29:05,494 --> 00:29:06,911
[LAUGHS]

387
00:29:07,121 --> 00:29:10,081
I wouldn't worry about that.
Helen can take care of herself.

388
00:29:10,290 --> 00:29:13,251
- After all, it's only natural.
- Diseases are natural too.

389
00:29:13,502 --> 00:29:15,837
It doesn't mean
we have to give in to them.

390
00:29:16,046 --> 00:29:18,715
Keep an eye on your daughter, coach.

391
00:29:21,927 --> 00:29:23,928
[CHUCKLES]

392
00:29:29,435 --> 00:29:30,768
CUSHIE: Hello, Garp?

393
00:29:30,978 --> 00:29:32,353
- Cushie?
- Garp!

394
00:29:35,524 --> 00:29:37,692
- So, what brings you home?
- I'm visiting.

395
00:29:37,943 --> 00:29:40,945
I'm stuck at this all-girls school.
I thought I'd visit here...

396
00:29:41,155 --> 00:29:44,282
- and see how the boys are doing.
- So how are you?

397
00:29:45,909 --> 00:29:48,703
I have this terrible headache.

398
00:29:50,789 --> 00:29:52,790
- I'll see you.
- Take care.

399
00:30:19,443 --> 00:30:20,902
Hi.

400
00:30:21,403 --> 00:30:22,695
Hi.

401
00:30:27,659 --> 00:30:31,078
- Am I disturbing you?
- I think you like to disturb me.

402
00:30:32,706 --> 00:30:34,415
You sure read a lot.

403
00:30:34,625 --> 00:30:37,418
- I've always read a lot.
- Me too.

404
00:30:37,669 --> 00:30:39,712
It'll ruin your eyes, though.

405
00:30:40,672 --> 00:30:41,964
- They're already ruined.
- Oh.

406
00:30:42,174 --> 00:30:43,925
[WHISTLE BLOWS]

407
00:30:47,721 --> 00:30:49,639
Oh, Ulysses.

408
00:30:49,973 --> 00:30:52,683
- You gonna be a writer?
- No chance.

409
00:30:52,935 --> 00:30:56,437
- I'm gonna be a reader.
- Maybe you'll marry a writer.

410
00:30:56,688 --> 00:31:01,776
If I marry anybody, it'll be a writer.
But I doubt I'll marry anybody.

411
00:31:02,027 --> 00:31:06,405
- You certainly won't marry a wrestler.
- You can be very sure of that.

412
00:31:08,116 --> 00:31:10,493
Unless it's a wrestler
who's also a writer.

413
00:31:10,744 --> 00:31:13,663
- But a writer first and foremost?
- Yeah, a real writer.

414
00:31:13,872 --> 00:31:16,165
- Like Joyce?
- Maybe.

415
00:31:16,416 --> 00:31:19,919
GARP: He never made any money.
He worked as a clerk to support his family.

416
00:31:20,170 --> 00:31:21,754
- You've read him?
- Uh-huh.

417
00:31:21,964 --> 00:31:24,340
Did you know he had
a beautiful tenor voice?

418
00:31:24,633 --> 00:31:26,050
HELEN: No, I didn't.

419
00:31:26,260 --> 00:31:28,636
GARP: He was 21 when he entered
the Feis Ceoil in Dublin.

420
00:31:28,846 --> 00:31:30,596
- The what?
- The Feis Ceoil.

421
00:31:30,806 --> 00:31:32,640
It's a Gaelic musical competition.

422
00:31:32,891 --> 00:31:34,809
He was runner-up in the tenor category.

423
00:31:35,018 --> 00:31:36,727
- Do you know who the winner was?
- No.

424
00:31:36,937 --> 00:31:39,772
- John McCormack.
- Really?

425
00:31:40,440 --> 00:31:42,900
- GARP: Do you always wear a sweat suit?
- Don't you like it?

426
00:31:43,110 --> 00:31:45,444
GARP: Yes, I just imagine
what you'd be like without it.

427
00:31:45,696 --> 00:31:47,738
I mean, in a dress.

428
00:31:48,574 --> 00:31:53,119
I spend a lot of time imagining things.
Part of my training as a writer.

429
00:31:53,328 --> 00:31:54,871
All real writers imagine.

430
00:31:55,122 --> 00:31:57,874
[TYPEWRITER CLACKING]

431
00:32:15,100 --> 00:32:17,560
Good night, Garp!

432
00:32:20,480 --> 00:32:22,940
[TYPING STOPS]

433
00:32:59,686 --> 00:33:01,729
Oh, my God.

434
00:33:17,162 --> 00:33:19,622
Garp! You've no right to write this!

435
00:33:19,831 --> 00:33:23,709
If you're going to write about me
and my personal life, wait till I'm dead.

436
00:33:24,002 --> 00:33:26,087
While I'm alive,
the subject belongs to me.

437
00:33:26,296 --> 00:33:28,339
I might want to write about myself.

438
00:33:28,632 --> 00:33:31,092
- Nothing's happened to me yet, Mom.
- Well, too bad.

439
00:33:31,301 --> 00:33:32,635
Make something up, then.

440
00:33:32,886 --> 00:33:34,804
- Good night, son.
- Good night, Mom.

441
00:33:35,013 --> 00:33:37,223
- Sleep well.
- You too.

442
00:33:40,185 --> 00:33:42,520
CUSHIE: So how do you know
you're going to be a writer?

443
00:33:42,771 --> 00:33:46,941
- GARP: It's just something you know.
- What are you going to write about?

444
00:33:47,150 --> 00:33:49,443
My life, once I've experienced enough.

445
00:33:49,653 --> 00:33:52,238
CUSHIE: You'll write, and you'll
marry Helen, and she'll read.

446
00:33:52,447 --> 00:33:54,907
- Is that what you want?
- Maybe.

447
00:33:57,619 --> 00:34:00,913
I guess I'd better give you
something to write about, huh?

448
00:34:01,123 --> 00:34:02,999
Oh, boy.

449
00:34:03,208 --> 00:34:05,042
It's stuck.

450
00:34:05,585 --> 00:34:07,503
- CUSHIE: Is this your first time?
- No.

451
00:34:07,713 --> 00:34:09,964
I thought so.

452
00:34:35,574 --> 00:34:37,783
- Where's your thing?
- Where's what?

453
00:34:37,993 --> 00:34:40,327
- Your thing.
- My thing?

454
00:34:40,537 --> 00:34:42,705
- Don't you have ahold of it?
- No, your glove.

455
00:34:42,914 --> 00:34:45,374
- My glove?
- Look, I don't want babies.

456
00:34:45,625 --> 00:34:47,960
No glove, no love.

457
00:34:48,420 --> 00:34:51,797
Oh. You mean rubbers.

458
00:34:53,925 --> 00:34:55,384
HELEN: Pooh?

459
00:35:01,683 --> 00:35:03,434
Poor Garp.

460
00:35:03,643 --> 00:35:06,145
You're about to burst.

461
00:35:08,482 --> 00:35:11,025
[GARP MOANING]

462
00:36:06,289 --> 00:36:07,748
Helen! Helen!

463
00:36:09,793 --> 00:36:11,710
[WHISTLES]

464
00:36:14,798 --> 00:36:16,382
Helen.

465
00:36:17,592 --> 00:36:19,552
I'm gaining on you, Helen.

466
00:36:19,761 --> 00:36:21,595
What's the matter?

467
00:36:21,972 --> 00:36:23,806
[HORN HONKS]

468
00:36:24,015 --> 00:36:25,182
[GASPS]

469
00:36:25,392 --> 00:36:27,184
- MAN: Watch where you're running.
- Sorry.

470
00:36:27,394 --> 00:36:28,769
Helen!

471
00:36:29,354 --> 00:36:32,439
Helen. My short story!

472
00:36:59,467 --> 00:37:01,218
Oh.

473
00:37:07,934 --> 00:37:11,103
It's my first short story.
I wrote it for you.

474
00:37:12,105 --> 00:37:14,315
- You wrote it for me.
- Yeah.

475
00:37:14,566 --> 00:37:17,902
- What'd Cushie think of it?
- Cushie?

476
00:37:18,153 --> 00:37:19,695
Cushie.

477
00:37:19,905 --> 00:37:21,989
She's not the type
to appreciate literature.

478
00:37:22,240 --> 00:37:24,575
I don't know. From what I saw of her...

479
00:37:24,784 --> 00:37:27,703
she seemed to have
a pretty good head on her shoulders.

480
00:37:29,539 --> 00:37:31,790
Oh, boy!

481
00:37:34,753 --> 00:37:36,045
Helen!

482
00:37:36,713 --> 00:37:39,340
Helen! We haven't got much time.

483
00:37:39,591 --> 00:37:42,176
Men die young in my family, Helen.

484
00:37:42,469 --> 00:37:46,180
I'm leaving. I'm going to New York
to become a real writer.

485
00:37:46,806 --> 00:37:48,098
Helen!

486
00:37:48,308 --> 00:37:49,808
Hel...

487
00:37:50,018 --> 00:37:51,685
Oh, God.

488
00:38:06,826 --> 00:38:07,826
[GROWLING]

489
00:38:11,039 --> 00:38:12,623
Bonkers.

490
00:38:14,417 --> 00:38:18,045
Bonkie, come on, now. Give me the paper.

491
00:38:18,296 --> 00:38:19,338
[WHIMPERS]

492
00:38:22,842 --> 00:38:26,011
Bonkers, give me that paper,
you hairy son of a bitch!

493
00:38:26,972 --> 00:38:28,847
Ah!

494
00:38:30,600 --> 00:38:32,810
[GRUNTING]

495
00:38:36,940 --> 00:38:38,524
[BONKERS YELPING]

496
00:38:44,239 --> 00:38:48,701
Bonkers, you chickenshit!
If I were a dog, you'd be dead!

497
00:38:52,998 --> 00:38:55,624
- What happened?
- I had a fight with Helen.

498
00:38:55,834 --> 00:38:58,919
- With Helen?
- And Bonkers too.

499
00:38:59,129 --> 00:39:01,922
I wanna get the hell out of here.
I wanna go to New York...

500
00:39:02,132 --> 00:39:04,008
- and become a real writer.
- All right.

501
00:39:04,217 --> 00:39:06,302
I've been thinking
we ought to leave myself.

502
00:39:06,511 --> 00:39:08,429
We've been here long enough.

503
00:39:08,847 --> 00:39:11,307
- Are you gonna come?
- I think it's a good idea.

504
00:39:11,516 --> 00:39:13,934
Maybe I could write there too.

505
00:39:17,272 --> 00:39:20,316
- What's this?
- Bonkers' ear.

506
00:39:20,859 --> 00:39:23,402
- His ear?
- Part of it.

507
00:39:24,195 --> 00:39:29,950
MR. PERCY: Garp, are you up there?
Jenny Fields, are you up there?

508
00:39:35,498 --> 00:39:36,832
Yes, what is it you want?

509
00:39:37,083 --> 00:39:39,376
What did that bastard son
of yours do to my dog?

510
00:39:39,586 --> 00:39:41,670
There's blood on the porch.
Blood everywhere.

511
00:39:41,880 --> 00:39:44,465
He's under the house,
and he won't come out!

512
00:39:44,674 --> 00:39:46,842
- What the hell did he do?
- Garp bit Bonkie.

513
00:39:56,394 --> 00:39:59,938
We've got oranges,
fruits and vegetables.

514
00:40:00,190 --> 00:40:03,192
Now all we need
is some butter, some milk...

515
00:40:04,444 --> 00:40:06,236
and some coffee.

516
00:40:06,654 --> 00:40:08,364
And, uh...

517
00:40:08,907 --> 00:40:10,783
And we're also out of syrup.

518
00:40:10,992 --> 00:40:15,371
- Is that the latest fashion?
- No, Mom, that's the oldest profession.

519
00:40:17,582 --> 00:40:20,334
- Whores?
- Oh, yes.

520
00:40:25,215 --> 00:40:29,009
- How do you know?
- Oh, just a writer's instinct.

521
00:40:30,470 --> 00:40:32,221
- I wanna talk with one of them.
- Come on.

522
00:40:32,430 --> 00:40:34,139
No, I wanna ask her about something.

523
00:40:34,349 --> 00:40:36,392
- About what?
- I want to ask her about lust!

524
00:40:36,643 --> 00:40:39,311
Mom. Mom.

525
00:40:39,604 --> 00:40:41,021
Oh, boy.

526
00:40:41,272 --> 00:40:45,317
Pardon me. My name is Jenny Fields.
Are you a prostitute?

527
00:40:45,568 --> 00:40:47,694
- What's it to you?
- Hello. My name is Garp.

528
00:40:47,904 --> 00:40:49,863
- My mother and I were just...
- Your mother?

529
00:40:50,073 --> 00:40:51,407
I'll be glad to pay you.

530
00:40:51,616 --> 00:40:54,868
- Yes, you see, my mother...
- I don't go for no kinky stuff.

531
00:40:55,078 --> 00:40:56,745
You want that, go to Eighth Avenue.

532
00:40:56,996 --> 00:40:59,248
- Oh, no, she wants to talk.
- What's your regular charge?

533
00:40:59,457 --> 00:41:01,834
- Ask you a few questions.
- Will $10 be enough?

534
00:41:02,043 --> 00:41:03,836
- Ten dollars?
- What's the usual charge?

535
00:41:04,045 --> 00:41:06,171
- I don't know. It depends.
- I'll give you 20.

536
00:41:06,381 --> 00:41:10,175
We'll go someplace where we can get
a cup of coffee, get warm and talk.

537
00:41:10,385 --> 00:41:14,096
- You pay for the coffee?
- Of course.

538
00:41:14,973 --> 00:41:17,641
What the hell. Go.

539
00:41:37,328 --> 00:41:40,539
- Mom, can we go now?
- Do you feel anything?

540
00:41:40,748 --> 00:41:42,958
Do you get any physical enjoyment
from it?

541
00:41:43,168 --> 00:41:46,587
Not when I'm working. Oh, sometimes.

542
00:41:46,838 --> 00:41:48,297
Why do you think men like you?

543
00:41:48,548 --> 00:41:51,091
- We've really got to go.
- Why, do you like her?

544
00:41:52,218 --> 00:41:55,429
- She's very nice, Mom, but...
- What is it about her that you want?

545
00:41:55,638 --> 00:41:57,806
I don't mean just her sex parts.

546
00:41:58,057 --> 00:42:00,726
I mean, is there something else
that's satisfying?

547
00:42:00,935 --> 00:42:02,769
Well...

548
00:42:03,813 --> 00:42:05,105
It's a combination.

549
00:42:05,648 --> 00:42:08,275
How do you feel
to be wanted in that way?

550
00:42:08,526 --> 00:42:11,695
Does it degrade you to have my son
want you in that way?

551
00:42:11,905 --> 00:42:15,115
- Or do you think it only degrades him?
- I don't know.

552
00:42:16,826 --> 00:42:18,577
Do you want her?

553
00:42:18,786 --> 00:42:23,290
Do you want her like you want Helen?
Is it the same kind of want?

554
00:42:24,083 --> 00:42:26,335
You really want to have sex with her.

555
00:42:26,586 --> 00:42:28,212
Well, do you?

556
00:42:30,757 --> 00:42:32,049
Yes.

557
00:42:34,177 --> 00:42:35,594
Of course I do.

558
00:42:42,018 --> 00:42:43,685
All right.

559
00:42:44,354 --> 00:42:47,689
Hey, look, it's all right with me
if your mother wants to buy me for you.

560
00:42:47,941 --> 00:42:50,901
But she can't come along with us.
No. Absolutely not.

561
00:42:51,110 --> 00:42:54,613
I will not have her watching us.
I am still a Catholic, believe it or not.

562
00:42:54,822 --> 00:42:57,282
- You want anything funny...
- I don't intend to watch.

563
00:42:57,492 --> 00:43:00,369
I've heard quite enough.
Thank you so much for your time.

564
00:43:00,578 --> 00:43:03,539
You do what you want to do
or what you have to do, I guess.

565
00:43:04,374 --> 00:43:06,792
- Here.
- Don't give me money here.

566
00:43:07,001 --> 00:43:09,253
- Why not?
- Because it's illegal, Mom.

567
00:43:09,504 --> 00:43:11,713
- Why?
- Because it is, that's why.

568
00:43:11,965 --> 00:43:13,423
That's silly.

569
00:43:13,633 --> 00:43:17,344
It's her body. Why shouldn't
she use it the way she wants to?

570
00:43:18,888 --> 00:43:20,430
Here.

571
00:43:21,432 --> 00:43:23,392
I'll see you later.

572
00:43:23,810 --> 00:43:27,437
Good night. Thank you so much.

573
00:43:37,490 --> 00:43:41,868
- Your mother's weird.
- You could say that.

574
00:44:27,248 --> 00:44:28,665
Mom?

575
00:44:29,876 --> 00:44:32,794
- What are you doing?
- Writing.

576
00:44:33,046 --> 00:44:34,630
About what?

577
00:44:35,381 --> 00:44:37,382
None of your business.

578
00:44:44,015 --> 00:44:47,809
[SAXOPHONE PLAYS]

579
00:46:02,719 --> 00:46:04,010
MAN: Just lay off me.

580
00:46:04,220 --> 00:46:06,930
You've been hammering at me
since we got on the plane.

581
00:46:07,140 --> 00:46:08,807
We should've stayed in Chicago.

582
00:46:09,016 --> 00:46:11,351
- Come on, Rachel!
- Don't "Rachel" me, Stephen.

583
00:46:11,561 --> 00:46:13,311
Just don't "Rachel" me.

584
00:47:02,737 --> 00:47:05,280
Get your mattresses!
Put your mattresses under!

585
00:47:05,531 --> 00:47:07,783
Cushion his fall!

586
00:47:10,828 --> 00:47:14,831
WOMAN: Jump! Jump! Go ahead and jump!

587
00:47:17,835 --> 00:47:22,839
- Oh, my God. Stephen! Stephen!
- Rachel?

588
00:47:24,300 --> 00:47:28,762
Stephen! Stephen!

589
00:47:33,684 --> 00:47:37,270
Remember Chicago? Do you?

590
00:47:38,064 --> 00:47:41,149
Remember these, Rachel? Do you?

591
00:47:41,400 --> 00:47:42,859
I don't want them anymore.

592
00:47:51,452 --> 00:47:54,037
[TYPEWRITER CLACKING]

593
00:47:56,958 --> 00:47:59,584
[SINGING]

594
00:48:02,880 --> 00:48:04,339
Come down, Stephen.

595
00:48:04,549 --> 00:48:06,007
Come down.

596
00:48:06,259 --> 00:48:07,717
[CROWD SCREAMS]

597
00:48:10,096 --> 00:48:11,429
MAN: Watch out!

598
00:48:11,639 --> 00:48:13,765
[CROWD SCREAMS]

599
00:48:48,926 --> 00:48:50,343
Well?

600
00:48:51,053 --> 00:48:52,888
It's...

601
00:48:54,140 --> 00:48:56,057
a bit thin.

602
00:48:56,934 --> 00:48:59,603
- It's not quantity that counts.
- Thank God for that.

603
00:48:59,854 --> 00:49:02,397
This is good enough for me.

604
00:49:02,648 --> 00:49:05,650
- That's not very artistic, though.
- I'm not an artist.

605
00:49:05,902 --> 00:49:08,612
I'm a nurse.
It's about time I got back to it.

606
00:49:08,863 --> 00:49:11,865
I wanna be an artist, and I wanna
know what you thought of it.

607
00:49:14,035 --> 00:49:16,244
I'm not sure I understand it.

608
00:49:16,537 --> 00:49:18,872
Mom, it's very simple.

609
00:49:19,332 --> 00:49:21,833
He can do wonders
when he's wearing his magic gloves.

610
00:49:22,043 --> 00:49:25,837
If his wife is sad, he just touches her
with his gloves, and she's happy.

611
00:49:26,088 --> 00:49:29,466
If his children are crying,
he just touches them, and they smile.

612
00:49:29,717 --> 00:49:33,303
But he can't feel them.
He yearns to feel.

613
00:49:33,554 --> 00:49:37,515
He can even hold off death with
his magic gloves, but he can't feel life.

614
00:49:37,725 --> 00:49:40,143
So he takes off the gloves, and he dies.

615
00:49:40,645 --> 00:49:45,523
But he finally feels life
as he's flying into the arms of death.

616
00:49:47,026 --> 00:49:51,237
I like that.
If that's what it means, I like it.

617
00:49:54,200 --> 00:49:57,202
- Let me see yours.
- No, I've got to go.

618
00:49:57,411 --> 00:50:00,288
That's not fair. I showed you mine.
You should show me yours.

619
00:50:00,498 --> 00:50:03,416
Do you think you're playing
doctor's office with Cushie?

620
00:50:03,626 --> 00:50:05,710
- I have an appointment.
- With who?

621
00:50:05,962 --> 00:50:07,462
Whom.

622
00:50:07,672 --> 00:50:10,006
With whom is your appointment, Mother?

623
00:50:10,925 --> 00:50:15,095
With him. He's a publisher.
He looks like a nice man.

624
00:50:15,346 --> 00:50:16,721
I'll let him publish my book.

625
00:50:16,931 --> 00:50:18,807
- Let him?
- Why not?

626
00:50:19,016 --> 00:50:22,227
Bring that along, will you?
We can return it.

627
00:50:23,312 --> 00:50:25,689
- Come along!
- Yes, Mother.

628
00:50:34,073 --> 00:50:37,033
PUBLISHER: "In this dirty-minded world,
you are either somebody's wife...

629
00:50:37,243 --> 00:50:38,535
or somebody's whore...

630
00:50:38,744 --> 00:50:41,204
or fast on your way
to becoming one or the other."

631
00:50:41,455 --> 00:50:43,623
I think so. Don't you?

632
00:50:43,874 --> 00:50:47,377
To tell you the truth, I've never given
the matter much thought, but...

633
00:50:48,587 --> 00:50:51,548
"Garp." Is that right? Garp?

634
00:50:51,799 --> 00:50:53,717
That's right. Garp.

635
00:50:53,968 --> 00:50:56,886
Mom, you didn't write about me, did you?

636
00:50:57,096 --> 00:51:00,140
I wrote about my life.
You're a part of it.

637
00:51:00,349 --> 00:51:03,893
- But when I wanted to write about your...
- My son is also a writer.

638
00:51:04,687 --> 00:51:08,356
- Short stories.
- Sexual Suspect?

639
00:51:09,025 --> 00:51:12,318
I wanted a job,
and I wanted to live alone.

640
00:51:12,570 --> 00:51:14,738
That made me a sexual suspect.

641
00:51:14,947 --> 00:51:19,075
I wanted a baby, but I didn't want
to share my life in order to have one.

642
00:51:19,326 --> 00:51:22,245
That also made me a sexual suspect.

643
00:51:22,496 --> 00:51:24,247
Oh.

644
00:51:24,498 --> 00:51:26,291
I wanted to express an inner longing...

645
00:51:26,500 --> 00:51:28,334
Well, I'll call you.

646
00:51:32,006 --> 00:51:33,381
Mom.

647
00:51:33,591 --> 00:51:36,176
That wasn't fair.
You said I couldn't write about you.

648
00:51:36,844 --> 00:51:38,636
Oh, my God.

649
00:51:53,986 --> 00:51:56,154
Go away.

650
00:52:45,371 --> 00:52:46,788
Well?

651
00:52:48,916 --> 00:52:50,250
It's...

652
00:52:51,710 --> 00:52:53,878
so sad.

653
00:52:55,923 --> 00:52:57,465
Really?

654
00:52:57,675 --> 00:52:59,801
So sad.

655
00:53:00,511 --> 00:53:02,428
Oh, that's great. I mean, thank you.

656
00:53:04,849 --> 00:53:08,560
It's the saddest story I have ever read.

657
00:53:08,811 --> 00:53:11,646
[TRIUMPHANT YELLS]

658
00:53:11,856 --> 00:53:14,941
That's wonderful. Oh, I'm so happy.

659
00:53:15,401 --> 00:53:16,860
I'm so sad.

660
00:53:17,111 --> 00:53:21,281
Helen, do you know that this is going
to be published in The Review?

661
00:53:21,532 --> 00:53:25,535
And Mom's publisher said
that he'll publish my first novel too.

662
00:53:25,744 --> 00:53:30,623
- Do you think I'm gonna be a real writer?
- I do. Oh, I do.

663
00:53:30,833 --> 00:53:33,001
[LAUGHS]

664
00:53:34,670 --> 00:53:38,631
You said you'd only marry a real writer.

665
00:53:39,466 --> 00:53:41,009
I did.

666
00:53:41,927 --> 00:53:43,803
And I do.

667
00:53:45,014 --> 00:53:46,723
I do too.

668
00:54:00,571 --> 00:54:03,364
GARP: It's sickening. Every bookstore
in New York looks like this.

669
00:54:03,574 --> 00:54:05,283
Every bookstore in the U.S.

670
00:54:05,534 --> 00:54:07,368
What the hell does she know about lust?

671
00:54:07,578 --> 00:54:09,621
She never felt it. Not even once.

672
00:54:09,872 --> 00:54:11,873
Some authority she is.

673
00:54:12,082 --> 00:54:15,084
It's like listening to a plant
describe the motives of a mammal.

674
00:54:15,294 --> 00:54:16,920
- It's the timing.
- Timing.

675
00:54:17,504 --> 00:54:19,422
I thought writing
is supposed to be the writing.

676
00:54:19,632 --> 00:54:22,550
In writing, it is writing.
In publishing, it's timing.

677
00:54:22,760 --> 00:54:25,511
I'm stunned myself. It upsets people.

678
00:54:25,763 --> 00:54:29,182
I don't know about Jenny, but I'm
getting hate mail for publishing it.

679
00:54:29,433 --> 00:54:33,436
It's dangerous stuff,
and dangerous stuff sells.

680
00:54:35,564 --> 00:54:39,859
In one way or another,
we have all been suspect...

681
00:54:40,110 --> 00:54:42,654
all of our lives.

682
00:54:42,905 --> 00:54:46,741
We have been suspect as the weaker sex.

683
00:54:46,992 --> 00:54:51,162
When we showed strength, we were
suspect as not being weak enough.

684
00:54:51,830 --> 00:54:55,458
When we showed intelligence,
we were suspect of covering up...

685
00:54:55,668 --> 00:55:01,130
some defect in our femininity
with our brains.

686
00:55:02,258 --> 00:55:05,760
Know what really gets my goat?
That she wrote about me.

687
00:55:06,595 --> 00:55:09,806
I am known as the bastard son
of Jenny Fields.

688
00:55:11,517 --> 00:55:14,143
Hello, how nice to see you again.

689
00:55:14,353 --> 00:55:16,479
- How are you doing?
- Very well, thank you.

690
00:55:16,730 --> 00:55:19,565
- Yeah?
- Thank you so much for everything.

691
00:55:19,775 --> 00:55:22,360
Oh, what the hell.

692
00:55:22,903 --> 00:55:25,196
- Am I in it?
- In a way.

693
00:55:25,406 --> 00:55:26,781
Yeah?

694
00:55:27,116 --> 00:55:28,866
I'll read it.

695
00:55:30,244 --> 00:55:35,081
She is going to be very, very rich
and very, very famous.

696
00:55:35,332 --> 00:55:37,834
- I get the picture.
- I don't think you do.

697
00:55:38,085 --> 00:55:39,377
You're a wonderful writer.

698
00:55:39,586 --> 00:55:41,879
Your novel is as good
a first novel as I've read.

699
00:55:42,089 --> 00:55:43,464
I'm proud to publish it.

700
00:55:43,716 --> 00:55:46,592
But your mother has written
a political manifesto.

701
00:55:46,844 --> 00:55:49,512
- She's a cult, not a writer.
- Hi.

702
00:55:54,184 --> 00:55:56,227
- Could you write something in there?
- Yes.

703
00:55:56,437 --> 00:55:57,812
It's for Frank, my husband.

704
00:55:58,397 --> 00:56:01,691
"Dear Frank, the kids are in the school,
the dog is in the yard...

705
00:56:01,900 --> 00:56:05,069
and I am gone, gone, gone. Love, Ruth."

706
00:56:05,321 --> 00:56:08,614
- I think you'd better write that.
- Thank you. I will.

707
00:56:08,866 --> 00:56:14,495
We're neither little nor weak,
but a force to be dealt with!

708
00:56:17,583 --> 00:56:21,044
The women of America,
hungry for a heroine...

709
00:56:21,253 --> 00:56:25,548
have at last found one in Jenny Fields!

710
00:56:26,800 --> 00:56:29,969
The men of America will soon
find out what that means.

711
00:56:30,179 --> 00:56:31,637
[GUNSHOTS]

712
00:56:31,889 --> 00:56:33,514
[SCREAMING]

713
00:56:34,433 --> 00:56:35,933
Mom!

714
00:56:41,523 --> 00:56:44,192
- Mom!
- I'm all right. I'm all right, darling.

715
00:56:54,828 --> 00:56:58,956
You don't usually find homes
quite this lovely in this quiet a location.

716
00:56:59,208 --> 00:57:02,794
Isn't this nice?
Isn't this a beautiful street?

717
00:57:03,045 --> 00:57:05,213
- HELEN: Yeah.
- And the landscaping.

718
00:57:05,464 --> 00:57:07,924
They've done lovely things here
with the lawn.

719
00:57:08,175 --> 00:57:11,386
It's a lovely place. Lovely.

720
00:57:11,678 --> 00:57:14,347
Just the ticket for young marrieds.

721
00:57:14,556 --> 00:57:17,141
And my firm will even finance
the mortgage.

722
00:57:17,393 --> 00:57:21,521
My mother's paying for it.
She's become a firm these days.

723
00:57:25,109 --> 00:57:26,901
What do you think, Helen?

724
00:57:27,319 --> 00:57:28,986
Is it a home?

725
00:57:29,613 --> 00:57:30,905
Uh...

726
00:57:31,115 --> 00:57:33,282
It's close to the college
where I'll be teaching.

727
00:57:33,534 --> 00:57:35,576
And close to the supermarket
where I'll be shopping.

728
00:57:35,786 --> 00:57:36,786
[LAUGHS]

729
00:57:36,995 --> 00:57:38,371
Just like our house. I work...

730
00:57:38,622 --> 00:57:41,040
and my husband putters around the house.

731
00:57:42,126 --> 00:57:45,378
My husband doesn't putter.
He's a writer.

732
00:57:45,671 --> 00:57:49,674
His novel was just published,
Procrastination by T.S. Garp.

733
00:57:49,925 --> 00:57:51,676
T.S. Garp?

734
00:57:51,927 --> 00:57:57,390
Not the bastard son of Jenny Fields?
Oh, I loved your mother's book!

735
00:57:57,599 --> 00:57:59,475
Loved it.

736
00:58:00,144 --> 00:58:03,229
I keep buying them,
and my husband keeps burning them.

737
00:58:06,775 --> 00:58:09,652
And you write too. Isn't that nice?

738
00:58:10,863 --> 00:58:13,364
You must be so proud of your mother.

739
00:58:13,615 --> 00:58:16,325
I'm very, very proud of Mom.

740
00:58:21,874 --> 00:58:24,375
[ENGINE SPUTTERING]

741
00:58:50,861 --> 00:58:54,071
- You folks all right down there?
- Yeah, I'm okay. We're all right.

742
00:58:54,281 --> 00:58:57,325
- But are you all right?
- Oh, I'm fine.

743
00:58:57,659 --> 00:59:00,411
- You mind if I use your phone?
- Sure, if you can find it.

744
00:59:01,413 --> 00:59:02,830
Thanks a lot.

745
00:59:04,666 --> 00:59:06,626
- We'll take the house.
- Garp.

746
00:59:06,835 --> 00:59:10,254
Honey, the chances of another plane
hitting this house are astronomical.

747
00:59:10,506 --> 00:59:13,841
It's been pre-disastered.
We're gonna be safe here.

748
00:59:29,816 --> 00:59:32,235
- What's the matter?
- Nothing.

749
00:59:32,819 --> 00:59:34,654
Yes, there is.

750
00:59:35,864 --> 00:59:39,158
Nobody is buying my novel.
I'm starting my second...

751
00:59:39,409 --> 00:59:43,079
and the same nobodies are gonna
line up not to buy that one too.

752
00:59:43,413 --> 00:59:46,541
I have just read in TIME magazine...

753
00:59:48,001 --> 00:59:51,546
that my mother's book
has been translated into Apache.

754
00:59:51,797 --> 00:59:54,382
Apache, Helen.
Not even Shakespeare or Dickens...

755
00:59:54,633 --> 00:59:56,926
has been translated into Apache.

756
00:59:57,219 --> 00:59:59,387
HELEN: She's timely.

757
00:59:59,638 --> 01:00:02,014
She struck a chord women wanted to hear.

758
01:00:02,224 --> 01:00:05,518
Reviewers took her to pieces.
They said wonderful things about yours.

759
01:00:05,769 --> 01:00:09,772
Yeah, but I don't want reviews.
I want an audience. A big audience.

760
01:00:10,399 --> 01:00:13,025
One of my students
brought you up in class today.

761
01:00:13,277 --> 01:00:15,111
He didn't even know we were married.

762
01:00:15,320 --> 01:00:17,363
They started talking about Magic Gloves.

763
01:00:17,573 --> 01:00:19,282
Well, what was the verdict?

764
01:00:19,491 --> 01:00:21,409
They loved it.

765
01:00:21,868 --> 01:00:25,204
One of them even called it a novella
instead of a short story.

766
01:00:25,455 --> 01:00:27,206
I like that kid.

767
01:00:29,001 --> 01:00:31,586
There's another kid
I'm sure you're gonna like too.

768
01:00:31,795 --> 01:00:33,337
Really? What's he like?

769
01:00:33,547 --> 01:00:35,673
- Can't tell yet.
- Quiet type?

770
01:00:36,883 --> 01:00:40,052
Yeah, real. He's very young.

771
01:00:40,387 --> 01:00:42,346
A real baby.

772
01:00:43,599 --> 01:00:46,309
I invited him over to meet you.

773
01:00:46,518 --> 01:00:48,060
When?

774
01:00:48,270 --> 01:00:50,771
Should be here in about
seven and a half months.

775
01:01:00,949 --> 01:01:02,992
[CHUCKLING]

776
01:01:11,084 --> 01:01:13,836
Oh, don't cry.

777
01:01:14,046 --> 01:01:16,088
I'm the one who's supposed to be crying.

778
01:01:16,340 --> 01:01:18,257
I've got to do everything around here.

779
01:01:18,508 --> 01:01:22,011
I gotta cook. I gotta clean. Gotta cry.

780
01:01:26,266 --> 01:01:27,642
- He's in there, right?
- Yeah.

781
01:01:27,893 --> 01:01:29,393
Oh, yeah.

782
01:01:30,896 --> 01:01:33,814
It's nice in there. I know.

783
01:01:40,280 --> 01:01:42,114
[LAUGHS]

784
01:01:54,920 --> 01:01:57,046
Cute little bugger, isn't he?

785
01:01:58,090 --> 01:01:59,757
It's our baby.

786
01:02:02,678 --> 01:02:04,845
I've got to kiss our baby.

787
01:02:18,819 --> 01:02:21,821
Come on, Duncan. Say "Dada."

788
01:02:22,072 --> 01:02:24,115
It's easy. Dada.

789
01:02:25,409 --> 01:02:28,244
Anybody can say "Mama," Duncan.
Come on, quit torturing me.

790
01:02:28,495 --> 01:02:29,912
Say "Dada." Say it, say it.

791
01:02:30,122 --> 01:02:31,163
[MAKES FARTING SOUND]

792
01:02:31,373 --> 01:02:33,624
All right, Duncan.
This is Technical Sergeant Garp.

793
01:02:33,834 --> 01:02:38,045
Make it easy on yourself.
Don't be a baby, Duncan. Say "Dada."

794
01:02:38,922 --> 01:02:40,589
[HUMMING]

795
01:02:40,799 --> 01:02:42,383
[TIRES SCREECH]

796
01:02:45,178 --> 01:02:46,512
Hey, you! Wait! Wait!

797
01:02:50,350 --> 01:02:53,018
Wait! Wait!

798
01:03:06,324 --> 01:03:08,826
Hello. Look, this is a residential
neighborhood.

799
01:03:09,035 --> 01:03:12,037
The residents are mostly kids
who can't look out for themselves.

800
01:03:12,247 --> 01:03:14,039
So it's up to us to look out for them.

801
01:03:14,249 --> 01:03:16,208
This means that we have
to follow the speed limit.

802
01:03:16,418 --> 01:03:20,880
- Yeah, yeah.
- Stop, you son of a bitch!

803
01:03:21,131 --> 01:03:22,131
[EXHALES SHARPLY]

804
01:03:35,645 --> 01:03:37,813
Every time we come here,
there are more people.

805
01:03:38,023 --> 01:03:39,982
Boy, they take advantage of her.

806
01:03:40,233 --> 01:03:43,319
- I wonder who they all are.
- Moochers, hangers-on.

807
01:03:43,528 --> 01:03:47,072
This is what happens when you become
rich and famous. That's why I avoided it.

808
01:03:47,282 --> 01:03:49,325
Ha, ha, ha.

809
01:03:57,375 --> 01:03:59,418
[HORN HONKING]

810
01:04:00,545 --> 01:04:02,171
Garp?

811
01:04:02,589 --> 01:04:06,634
Garp! Garp. How lovely to see you.

812
01:04:06,843 --> 01:04:11,806
You look wonderful. Helen. Hello, dear.

813
01:04:12,015 --> 01:04:14,350
Hello, Duncan.

814
01:04:15,018 --> 01:04:17,144
How about a hug for Grandma?

815
01:04:17,979 --> 01:04:19,772
Oh, yes.

816
01:04:20,565 --> 01:04:24,151
- Say "Grandma."
- DUNCAN: No.

817
01:04:24,903 --> 01:04:26,195
[LAUGHING]

818
01:04:26,404 --> 01:04:28,989
Well, come on inside.
I'll take you upstairs.

819
01:04:29,199 --> 01:04:32,952
- There you are.
- DUNCAN: We're gonna go in.

820
01:04:33,161 --> 01:04:35,830
- Hi.
- Hi.

821
01:04:40,585 --> 01:04:44,129
- Who's that?
- Somebody Mother introduced me to.

822
01:04:48,885 --> 01:04:52,471
- Back to your basic hospital white, Mom?
- Yes.

823
01:04:52,764 --> 01:04:56,058
Come on upstairs.
I'll show you your rooms.

824
01:04:56,268 --> 01:04:59,019
[DUNCAN SPEAKING GIBBERISH]

825
01:05:29,676 --> 01:05:31,760
Hi, my name's T.S. Garp.

826
01:05:48,862 --> 01:05:51,113
[LAUGHING AND SHOUTING]

827
01:05:53,408 --> 01:05:55,492
[GRUNTING]

828
01:05:57,746 --> 01:06:01,290
Don't touch me! Don't touch me!

829
01:06:01,833 --> 01:06:04,710
- Alice, dear, it's all right, darling.
- He touched me!

830
01:06:05,462 --> 01:06:08,631
He touched me. He touched me.

831
01:06:09,174 --> 01:06:11,759
- I'm sorry. All I did was touch her.
- It's all right.

832
01:06:11,968 --> 01:06:14,386
She can't bear to have
a man's hand touching her.

833
01:06:14,596 --> 01:06:16,722
- Boy, has she got problems.
- Yes, she does.

834
01:06:16,932 --> 01:06:19,391
It's gonna be hard
to avoid being touched, isn't it?

835
01:06:19,601 --> 01:06:23,520
Yes, it is. That's why she's here.
My name's Roberta.

836
01:06:23,980 --> 01:06:25,397
I'm Garp.

837
01:06:25,607 --> 01:06:27,441
- You're Jenny's son!
- Yes, I am.

838
01:06:27,651 --> 01:06:32,821
Oh, I just finished reading your novel.
I think it's wonderful. I adored it.

839
01:06:33,448 --> 01:06:35,157
- What happened?
- Oh, it's all right.

840
01:06:35,367 --> 01:06:37,868
Garp just frightened Alice for a bit,
but she's fine.

841
01:06:38,078 --> 01:06:40,704
- I'm sorry. All I did was touch her.
- It's all right.

842
01:06:40,956 --> 01:06:42,831
It's all right, everyone.

843
01:06:43,083 --> 01:06:44,875
Go back to what you were doing before.

844
01:06:45,085 --> 01:06:48,879
Everything is fine.
Barbara, it's all right.

845
01:06:49,130 --> 01:06:52,758
- Mom, I'm sorry. I didn't know.
- He's my son.

846
01:06:53,093 --> 01:06:55,636
- What's her problem?
- She's an Ellen Jamesian.

847
01:06:56,012 --> 01:06:58,847
- What does that mean?
- Don't know what an Ellen Jamesian is?

848
01:06:59,099 --> 01:07:02,559
No, Mom. What? She's taken
a vow of frowns or something?

849
01:07:02,811 --> 01:07:04,895
She has no tongue.

850
01:07:05,105 --> 01:07:07,690
- What do you mean?
- I mean she has no tongue.

851
01:07:07,941 --> 01:07:09,233
It was cut off.

852
01:07:09,442 --> 01:07:12,277
- Oh, Christ. I'm sorry...
- It was cut off on purpose...

853
01:07:12,487 --> 01:07:15,531
because of what happened
to a little girl named Ellen James.

854
01:07:15,782 --> 01:07:18,200
Two men raped her
when she was 11 years old.

855
01:07:18,410 --> 01:07:20,577
They cut off her tongue
so she wouldn't tell...

856
01:07:20,787 --> 01:07:22,746
who they were or what they looked like.

857
01:07:22,956 --> 01:07:25,416
Some of these women
formed a society in her honor.

858
01:07:25,625 --> 01:07:29,044
This Ellen James Society doesn't speak,
as if they had no tongues?

859
01:07:29,254 --> 01:07:31,046
No, I mean they don't have any tongues.

860
01:07:31,297 --> 01:07:33,841
The women in the society
have their tongues cut off...

861
01:07:34,050 --> 01:07:36,552
to protest what happened to Ellen James.

862
01:07:36,761 --> 01:07:39,346
You mean they actually
have their own tongues cut off?

863
01:07:39,597 --> 01:07:41,557
Yes. The society...

864
01:07:41,766 --> 01:07:43,726
Mom, I don't want to hear
about this shit!

865
01:07:43,977 --> 01:07:45,894
You're a little short on sympathy, son.

866
01:07:46,104 --> 01:07:48,564
No, Mom, I've got a lot of sympathy
for a girl who gets raped.

867
01:07:48,773 --> 01:07:52,067
But God, this is self-mutilation.
Suppose, next time there's a rape...

868
01:07:52,277 --> 01:07:54,611
I cut off my prick
and wear it around my neck.

869
01:07:58,700 --> 01:08:01,118
I got a good idea too.
Why not cut off your tits?

870
01:08:01,327 --> 01:08:02,953
That way your armor will fit!

871
01:08:03,204 --> 01:08:04,788
- It's all right.
- Jesus Christ.

872
01:08:04,998 --> 01:08:07,207
No sense making things
any worse than they are.

873
01:08:07,417 --> 01:08:10,294
- This whole house is full of...
- I know, I know.

874
01:08:10,545 --> 01:08:14,840
Everyone here has something missing
or some wound that won't heal.

875
01:08:15,050 --> 01:08:17,801
And your mother tries
to nurse them back to health.

876
01:08:18,011 --> 01:08:20,429
She's a wonderful person.

877
01:08:20,764 --> 01:08:23,265
- Are you visiting somebody here?
- No, why?

878
01:08:23,516 --> 01:08:26,435
You just seem like the only
normal person around the place.

879
01:08:26,686 --> 01:08:28,771
Oh, I don't know.

880
01:08:30,565 --> 01:08:31,857
Pardon me.

881
01:08:32,067 --> 01:08:36,070
I hate to use a corny line like this,
but haven't I seen you before?

882
01:08:36,362 --> 01:08:38,822
- You like football?
- Oh, yeah, I used to watch it quite a bit.

883
01:08:39,032 --> 01:08:40,324
You might have seen me.

884
01:08:40,575 --> 01:08:42,868
I was a tight end
with the Philadelphia Eagles.

885
01:08:43,119 --> 01:08:46,288
Number 90? Robert Muldoon?

886
01:08:46,581 --> 01:08:48,999
Oh. Oh.

887
01:08:49,250 --> 01:08:53,128
- I had a great pair of hands.
- Yes, you did.

888
01:08:53,838 --> 01:08:55,672
Yeah.

889
01:08:56,341 --> 01:08:59,635
[CHATTERING]

890
01:09:01,846 --> 01:09:03,514
- Goodbye, Helen.
- Bye, Roberta.

891
01:09:03,723 --> 01:09:06,600
Duncan, a kiss for Grandma?

892
01:09:06,935 --> 01:09:09,228
- Can you say "bye, Grandma"?
- Bye, Grandma.

893
01:09:09,437 --> 01:09:10,979
[LAUGHING]

894
01:09:11,189 --> 01:09:13,482
Yes, he did.

895
01:09:16,236 --> 01:09:19,238
- When are you due?
- How did you know?

896
01:09:19,447 --> 01:09:22,032
- I'm a nurse. I know.
- When's what due?

897
01:09:22,242 --> 01:09:25,119
- Son, Helen's expecting.
- No, she's not.

898
01:09:25,745 --> 01:09:27,538
Yeah, she is.

899
01:09:29,958 --> 01:09:32,501
- Oh, boy.
- Helen!

900
01:09:33,711 --> 01:09:35,587
GARP: Oh, boy.

901
01:09:35,797 --> 01:09:38,423
- ROBERTA: How wonderful!
- Not so hard.

902
01:09:40,301 --> 01:09:42,219
- Have a lovely trip back.
- We will.

903
01:09:42,428 --> 01:09:44,138
JENNY:
I'll send you the book when I finish.

904
01:09:44,347 --> 01:09:45,764
Okay, call you when we get home.

905
01:09:45,974 --> 01:09:48,142
- ROBERTA: Drive carefully.
- JENNY: Goodbye, darling.

906
01:09:48,351 --> 01:09:49,726
Goodbye, sweetheart.

907
01:09:49,936 --> 01:09:52,688
- GARP: Oh, I did it again.
- You sure did.

908
01:09:52,897 --> 01:09:54,356
GARP: If it's a girl...

909
01:09:54,566 --> 01:09:58,652
- Bye, Duncan. Bye-bye, sweetheart.
- Bye, Duncan.

910
01:10:05,160 --> 01:10:07,494
HELEN: Bye-bye.

911
01:10:19,257 --> 01:10:22,301
- GARP: Pretty nice Halloween party, huh?
- BOY: Death scared me.

912
01:10:22,510 --> 01:10:24,261
Yeah. Well, that wasn't death.

913
01:10:24,470 --> 01:10:27,306
- That was just a costume.
- It scared me.

914
01:10:27,515 --> 01:10:31,435
- BOY: Nobody's scared of bears.
- GARP: And bears are scared of nobody.

915
01:10:31,686 --> 01:10:34,188
BOY: Except death.

916
01:10:42,739 --> 01:10:44,823
What's gradual school?

917
01:10:45,033 --> 01:10:46,325
Gradual school?

918
01:10:46,534 --> 01:10:48,160
Yeah. Mom says...

919
01:10:48,369 --> 01:10:51,371
she teaches kids
that go to gradual school.

920
01:10:51,581 --> 01:10:55,417
Oh. Gradual school is where
you gradually find out...

921
01:10:55,627 --> 01:10:58,128
that you don't want to go
to school anymore.

922
01:11:05,178 --> 01:11:07,804
Who's Mommy talking to?

923
01:11:08,014 --> 01:11:10,974
I don't know.
Who do you think she's talking to?

924
01:11:11,392 --> 01:11:13,227
Ah!

925
01:11:14,979 --> 01:11:16,897
Damn you, Duncan. Leave him alone.

926
01:11:17,106 --> 01:11:18,857
I got you, I got you, I got you.

927
01:11:19,108 --> 01:11:21,026
HELEN: What going on out here?

928
01:11:21,319 --> 01:11:23,862
- DUNCAN: Walt is scared of death, Mom.
- GARP: No, he's not.

929
01:11:24,072 --> 01:11:27,532
- I am so.
- HELEN: Inside, Duncan.

930
01:11:27,909 --> 01:11:30,285
- Roberta called.
- GARP: To wish us a happy Halloween?

931
01:11:30,495 --> 01:11:32,371
That's right.

932
01:11:32,580 --> 01:11:34,373
GARP:
We should invite her over next weekend.

933
01:11:34,582 --> 01:11:36,124
HELEN: I just did.

934
01:11:38,378 --> 01:11:40,170
Thanks.

935
01:11:44,342 --> 01:11:46,051
Oh, no.

936
01:11:46,261 --> 01:11:48,262
I don't want your names on these.

937
01:11:48,471 --> 01:11:50,514
I just want to know
why you've selected...

938
01:11:50,723 --> 01:11:52,683
this particular literature course.

939
01:11:52,892 --> 01:11:57,187
Anonymity promotes honesty. Thank you.

940
01:11:57,730 --> 01:12:00,649
That's it. I will see you Tuesday.

941
01:12:27,343 --> 01:12:30,554
Michael Milton.

942
01:12:46,321 --> 01:12:49,823
The thing that's really hard is that
I'd love to have kids.

943
01:12:50,033 --> 01:12:51,658
Of course, I can't.

944
01:12:51,909 --> 01:12:53,827
And they won't let me adopt.

945
01:12:54,037 --> 01:12:57,748
Jenny's doing all she can.
We're taking the case to court.

946
01:12:58,082 --> 01:13:00,584
- I love kids.
- Me too.

947
01:13:00,793 --> 01:13:04,087
I didn't know I loved them so much
until I became a woman.

948
01:13:04,297 --> 01:13:07,257
If I'd known, I would've had some
while I was still a man.

949
01:13:07,467 --> 01:13:09,676
Duncan and Walt are crazy about you.

950
01:13:09,886 --> 01:13:13,597
Well, you know how I feel about them.

951
01:13:13,806 --> 01:13:16,141
[CRIES]

952
01:13:19,020 --> 01:13:20,729
GARP: Oh.

953
01:13:21,439 --> 01:13:23,273
What's the matter?

954
01:13:24,734 --> 01:13:28,111
It's just one of those
raging hormonal attacks.

955
01:13:28,946 --> 01:13:31,198
Come on.

956
01:13:38,956 --> 01:13:40,624
Son of a bitch!

957
01:13:42,627 --> 01:13:44,419
Garp.

958
01:13:44,629 --> 01:13:47,172
Garp. Garp!

959
01:13:47,965 --> 01:13:50,217
Hey! Hey, you, stop!

960
01:13:57,642 --> 01:13:59,893
There was a stop sign there, right?

961
01:14:00,103 --> 01:14:01,603
You're supposed to stop.

962
01:14:02,105 --> 01:14:04,773
You're supposed to come
to a full stop. Right?

963
01:14:04,982 --> 01:14:07,692
There could've been kids
playing there. A pregnant woman.

964
01:14:07,902 --> 01:14:10,779
- An old man. Blind people.
- Garp! Garp!

965
01:14:10,988 --> 01:14:12,906
Right? Right?

966
01:14:14,033 --> 01:14:17,452
We are civilized people,
and civilized people obey rules.

967
01:14:17,703 --> 01:14:19,287
You Neolithic dipshit!

968
01:14:19,497 --> 01:14:21,373
Get off me! What are you doing?

969
01:14:21,582 --> 01:14:23,792
GARP: Will you knock it off?

970
01:14:24,627 --> 01:14:26,586
What was that all about?

971
01:14:26,796 --> 01:14:29,297
That guy has been terrorizing
this neighborhood for years.

972
01:14:29,507 --> 01:14:31,508
- You don't think that's overreacting?
- Well, he's...

973
01:14:37,849 --> 01:14:40,267
Oh, fuck!

974
01:15:08,045 --> 01:15:11,256
That son of a bitch ran
the same stop sign.

975
01:15:11,466 --> 01:15:15,635
You have one hell of a way
of making converts to civilization.

976
01:15:16,012 --> 01:15:18,763
The only thing you've inherited
from your mother...

977
01:15:18,973 --> 01:15:22,267
is your natural ability
to piss people off.

978
01:15:25,855 --> 01:15:27,522
[CHATTERING]

979
01:15:36,407 --> 01:15:38,950
That was a dreadful film.

980
01:15:39,160 --> 01:15:41,161
I love dreadful films.

981
01:15:41,370 --> 01:15:43,914
Whoever made this dreadful film
is a friend of mine.

982
01:15:44,123 --> 01:15:46,917
I wish I had friends who wrote
dreadful novels, novellas...

983
01:15:47,126 --> 01:15:48,752
and short stories.

984
01:15:49,295 --> 01:15:52,589
Practically a whole window
to yourself. How about that?

985
01:15:52,798 --> 01:15:54,382
I like it.

986
01:15:56,177 --> 01:15:57,969
Hiya, teacher.

987
01:15:58,179 --> 01:15:59,888
Hi.

988
01:16:00,097 --> 01:16:01,640
Who's that?

989
01:16:03,100 --> 01:16:06,394
Just one of my gradual students.

990
01:16:08,773 --> 01:16:11,983
[SOFT MUSIC PLAYS ON RADIO]

991
01:16:49,188 --> 01:16:50,981
[SHUTS OFF ENGINE]

992
01:16:51,190 --> 01:16:53,525
I wish you wouldn't do this.

993
01:16:56,654 --> 01:16:59,864
- The kids love it. It's like flying.
- It's dangerous and silly.

994
01:17:00,074 --> 01:17:02,284
[SINGS]

995
01:17:09,417 --> 01:17:10,750
Oh.

996
01:17:12,044 --> 01:17:15,130
- I'll send the sitter out.
- Roger and out.

997
01:17:40,865 --> 01:17:42,574
[RADIO SWITCHES TO ROCK MUSIC]

998
01:17:43,159 --> 01:17:44,451
Hi.

999
01:17:45,578 --> 01:17:47,078
Hi.

1000
01:18:16,025 --> 01:18:20,236
- You know, I've just been reading this.
- Really? How do you like it?

1001
01:18:20,446 --> 01:18:22,030
I love it.

1002
01:18:22,239 --> 01:18:24,616
It's awfully sad.

1003
01:18:25,701 --> 01:18:29,037
- I've read everything you've written.
- Really?

1004
01:18:32,166 --> 01:18:34,959
What does the T.S. stand for?

1005
01:18:36,295 --> 01:18:38,129
Terribly Sad.

1006
01:18:38,339 --> 01:18:40,715
It used to be Terribly Sexy,
but I changed.

1007
01:18:40,925 --> 01:18:43,677
- Oh, I don't think so.
- Really?

1008
01:18:43,928 --> 01:18:45,637
No.

1009
01:18:54,105 --> 01:18:56,648
- How old are you?
- Eighteen.

1010
01:18:56,899 --> 01:18:58,817
Eighteen.

1011
01:18:59,860 --> 01:19:01,569
Eighteen.

1012
01:19:02,947 --> 01:19:06,991
Is there any word in the
English language as sexy as that?

1013
01:19:10,121 --> 01:19:12,163
How old are you?

1014
01:19:14,208 --> 01:19:15,709
Thirty.

1015
01:19:15,918 --> 01:19:19,087
Mm, 30.

1016
01:19:19,839 --> 01:19:21,881
Dirty 30?

1017
01:19:39,984 --> 01:19:41,985
Are you really 18?

1018
01:19:43,738 --> 01:19:45,321
Mm-hm.

1019
01:19:45,531 --> 01:19:47,699
Promise.

1020
01:20:10,973 --> 01:20:13,892
I wish I had known you when you were 15.

1021
01:20:14,101 --> 01:20:16,144
I really wish I'd known you
when you were 5.

1022
01:20:16,353 --> 01:20:18,438
Yeah, 5.

1023
01:20:19,523 --> 01:20:22,025
I wish we grew up together as kids.

1024
01:20:22,610 --> 01:20:26,654
That way, I could see you flat-chested
and watch you as your breasts grew.

1025
01:20:26,947 --> 01:20:28,907
You'll get to see my breasts sag...

1026
01:20:29,116 --> 01:20:31,910
my teeth fall out and my hair turn gray.

1027
01:20:32,161 --> 01:20:33,995
It's not as exciting, but...

1028
01:20:35,498 --> 01:20:37,624
Our youth is gone, isn't it?

1029
01:20:37,833 --> 01:20:39,250
Mm-hm.

1030
01:20:40,377 --> 01:20:42,086
How about that?

1031
01:20:43,255 --> 01:20:45,048
I'm 30.

1032
01:20:48,219 --> 01:20:49,803
Dirty 30.

1033
01:20:50,179 --> 01:20:51,888
Why dirty?

1034
01:20:52,848 --> 01:20:54,516
I don't know.

1035
01:20:56,894 --> 01:21:00,313
- You know, maybe we should move.
- Why?

1036
01:21:00,898 --> 01:21:04,317
I mean, there's nuclear
power plants nearby.

1037
01:21:04,527 --> 01:21:06,110
There's crazy drivers everywhere.

1038
01:21:07,905 --> 01:21:09,656
Strangers.

1039
01:21:10,741 --> 01:21:12,617
What strangers?

1040
01:21:14,745 --> 01:21:17,455
We haven't had any strangers,
but, I mean...

1041
01:21:17,665 --> 01:21:20,124
Strangers can come between us.

1042
01:21:22,878 --> 01:21:24,629
Did you seduce that babysitter?

1043
01:21:26,715 --> 01:21:29,259
Oh, Jesus Christ. That really...

1044
01:21:29,468 --> 01:21:31,636
That really gets me.

1045
01:21:37,977 --> 01:21:40,812
- Sorry.
- I should hope so.

1046
01:21:56,328 --> 01:21:58,580
- Let's make love.
- I don't think so.

1047
01:21:58,789 --> 01:22:01,457
- Don't you think I want to?
- No, I don't think I want to.

1048
01:22:01,667 --> 01:22:03,209
I do. I really, really do.

1049
01:22:03,419 --> 01:22:06,296
I don't. I really don't.

1050
01:22:06,755 --> 01:22:09,299
I want to finish reading this story.

1051
01:22:09,758 --> 01:22:12,468
You're reading another writer
in my bed. That's adultery.

1052
01:22:12,970 --> 01:22:16,389
You see, a stranger has come between us.

1053
01:22:18,475 --> 01:22:19,934
Black Snow.

1054
01:22:20,144 --> 01:22:22,020
That's catchy.

1055
01:22:23,188 --> 01:22:25,899
- Michael Milton. Is that his name?
- Yeah.

1056
01:22:26,108 --> 01:22:28,610
It sounds like a flavor
in a gay ice-cream parlor.

1057
01:22:28,819 --> 01:22:31,446
Strawberry Swirl,
Chock-full of Chocolate...

1058
01:22:31,655 --> 01:22:34,532
- Mocha Madness, Michael Milton.
- He's not gay.

1059
01:22:34,742 --> 01:22:36,993
His writing is nowhere near
as good as yours.

1060
01:22:37,620 --> 01:22:41,331
- Does he write sad stuff too?
- Hardly.

1061
01:22:41,749 --> 01:22:44,292
He's one of my gradual students.

1062
01:22:45,044 --> 01:22:47,503
He's bright enough, he's just...

1063
01:22:49,340 --> 01:22:50,798
What?

1064
01:22:52,051 --> 01:22:53,718
I don't know.

1065
01:22:54,094 --> 01:22:56,763
Young, maybe.

1066
01:22:58,390 --> 01:23:00,516
He's just...

1067
01:23:00,851 --> 01:23:02,518
young.

1068
01:23:03,312 --> 01:23:05,980
Very bright, but young.

1069
01:23:06,690 --> 01:23:08,775
How young? Seventeen?

1070
01:23:08,984 --> 01:23:11,569
No, not 17.

1071
01:23:13,030 --> 01:23:14,739
Eighteen?

1072
01:23:14,949 --> 01:23:16,699
Nineteen?

1073
01:23:16,909 --> 01:23:19,369
- Is he a teen?
- I don't know.

1074
01:23:52,444 --> 01:23:54,237
Let's go look at the kids.

1075
01:23:54,947 --> 01:23:57,615
- We looked at them last night.
- I know.

1076
01:23:57,825 --> 01:24:00,076
But I really feel the need
to look at them.

1077
01:24:01,078 --> 01:24:03,287
For both of us to look at them.

1078
01:24:07,084 --> 01:24:08,793
All right.

1079
01:24:09,169 --> 01:24:11,212
Let's go look at the kids.

1080
01:24:30,065 --> 01:24:33,401
- GARP: I just really love it.
- HELEN: What?

1081
01:24:33,902 --> 01:24:35,987
Being a father.

1082
01:24:36,196 --> 01:24:40,158
Being a husband and a father.
Oh, I really adore it.

1083
01:24:41,493 --> 01:24:44,912
I will never, ever write
anything that lovely.

1084
01:24:46,498 --> 01:24:48,249
I mean, I have talent as a writer...

1085
01:24:48,500 --> 01:24:51,169
but I'm a natural at only two things:

1086
01:24:51,628 --> 01:24:53,379
Wrestling...

1087
01:24:54,089 --> 01:24:56,215
and being a family man.

1088
01:24:58,135 --> 01:25:00,428
Come on, family man.

1089
01:25:07,644 --> 01:25:09,979
Help! Help!

1090
01:25:10,230 --> 01:25:11,230
[YELLING]

1091
01:25:11,440 --> 01:25:12,940
They're coming!

1092
01:25:14,985 --> 01:25:16,402
ROBERTA: Kill them. Kill them.

1093
01:25:16,653 --> 01:25:18,529
Help, help, help.

1094
01:25:20,657 --> 01:25:21,949
[LAUGHS]

1095
01:25:22,785 --> 01:25:25,995
You're wounded. As soon as
you're wounded, you become a villain.

1096
01:25:26,246 --> 01:25:28,372
- That's the rules.
- I'll become the villain.

1097
01:25:28,582 --> 01:25:30,124
DUNCAN: You're a disgrace to your tribe.

1098
01:25:30,334 --> 01:25:31,793
WALT: And the scum of the earth.

1099
01:25:32,044 --> 01:25:36,005
It's time to die, Sir Scum. I'm going
to revenge my uncle's death.

1100
01:25:36,256 --> 01:25:39,050
- You and who else?
- Me and him.

1101
01:25:39,301 --> 01:25:42,970
- Ready, Sir Walt?
- Ready, roger and out, Sir Duncan.

1102
01:25:43,222 --> 01:25:44,764
DUNCAN: Sound the charge.

1103
01:25:45,015 --> 01:25:46,933
[IMITATING CAVALRY BUGLE]

1104
01:25:53,565 --> 01:25:55,108
Got you.

1105
01:25:55,442 --> 01:25:58,694
[IMITATES SLOW MOTION SCREAM]

1106
01:26:17,589 --> 01:26:19,632
What's the matter, Walt?

1107
01:26:19,842 --> 01:26:23,219
- What's wrong?
- You guys always get to die.

1108
01:26:23,428 --> 01:26:25,388
I never get to.

1109
01:26:25,639 --> 01:26:28,391
You can't. Someone has to rescue
the fair maiden.

1110
01:26:28,642 --> 01:26:31,519
- I want to die too.
- GARP: All right.

1111
01:26:31,770 --> 01:26:33,688
With his last dying breath...

1112
01:26:33,897 --> 01:26:36,149
Sir Scum manages to crawl forth...

1113
01:26:36,358 --> 01:26:38,901
and fling his vile blade.

1114
01:26:40,904 --> 01:26:43,406
Ah...

1115
01:26:51,874 --> 01:26:53,958
[LAUGHS]

1116
01:26:56,461 --> 01:26:57,795
[BELL CHIMES]

1117
01:26:58,881 --> 01:27:01,174
Sorry about that.
We have to end the war...

1118
01:27:01,383 --> 01:27:03,176
because of a pot roast.
Isn't that a pity?

1119
01:27:03,385 --> 01:27:04,635
[BOYS MOAN]

1120
01:27:04,845 --> 01:27:07,096
Come on. Don't moan
if you want to eat dinner.

1121
01:27:07,306 --> 01:27:10,349
- WALT: Dead men don't eat.
- Dead men don't bitch, either.

1122
01:27:10,601 --> 01:27:14,312
I've got to go. It's late.
Goodbye, darlings.

1123
01:27:18,525 --> 01:27:20,276
- You can't stay?
- No, I have to go...

1124
01:27:20,485 --> 01:27:22,361
have a heartbreak in Manhattan.

1125
01:27:22,571 --> 01:27:24,697
He's young, he's handsome.

1126
01:27:24,907 --> 01:27:27,074
What can I do?

1127
01:27:27,284 --> 01:27:30,411
- Maybe this time it'll work out.
- Maybe so.

1128
01:27:30,621 --> 01:27:33,623
I'm a hopeless romantic
in a male chauvinist world.

1129
01:27:33,832 --> 01:27:35,791
Bye, darlings.

1130
01:27:57,731 --> 01:28:00,608
[ENGINE SPUTTERS]

1131
01:28:22,839 --> 01:28:24,966
MICHAEL: Having some trouble?

1132
01:28:25,259 --> 01:28:28,427
- Looks that way.
- Can I give you a lift someplace?

1133
01:28:59,835 --> 01:29:01,585
Where to?

1134
01:29:07,968 --> 01:29:10,303
Is your apartment clean?

1135
01:29:14,266 --> 01:29:16,267
Pretty clean.

1136
01:29:17,019 --> 01:29:19,603
If anyone finds out about this,
it's over.

1137
01:29:19,813 --> 01:29:22,648
Do you understand? It's a small town.

1138
01:29:22,858 --> 01:29:24,650
It's not that small a town.

1139
01:29:24,860 --> 01:29:27,028
You've been sleeping
with Marge Tallworth.

1140
01:29:27,612 --> 01:29:30,114
She's in Dirckson's
Drama Through the Ages.

1141
01:29:30,324 --> 01:29:32,575
That's how small this town is.

1142
01:29:32,826 --> 01:29:34,785
You've been doing
your homework, teacher.

1143
01:29:34,995 --> 01:29:37,204
I like you calling me "teacher."

1144
01:29:37,414 --> 01:29:40,082
It underlines the difference
in our ages...

1145
01:29:40,292 --> 01:29:43,461
and reminds me why I'm doing this.
So you can keep it up.

1146
01:29:44,171 --> 01:29:46,005
Not here.

1147
01:29:48,091 --> 01:29:50,593
Only in your apartment.

1148
01:29:50,802 --> 01:29:52,178
And only if it's clean.

1149
01:30:16,787 --> 01:30:19,914
It was just one of those days, Helen.
I saw the kids get up.

1150
01:30:20,123 --> 01:30:23,125
I saw them go to school.
I saw you go to work.

1151
01:30:23,335 --> 01:30:26,128
Then the kids and I played
this great game with Roberta.

1152
01:30:26,338 --> 01:30:28,923
[IMITATING BUGLE CAVALRY CHARGE]

1153
01:30:30,008 --> 01:30:32,760
- We beat him, Mom.
- We did. We killed him.

1154
01:30:32,969 --> 01:30:34,387
Oh, boy, did they.

1155
01:30:34,596 --> 01:30:38,140
Then we talked about the fact that
I have never written a Christmas story.

1156
01:30:38,350 --> 01:30:41,435
- It was my idea.
- It was. Story credit goes to Duncan.

1157
01:30:41,645 --> 01:30:44,605
It's gonna be called
A Child's Christmas With A Whale.

1158
01:30:45,399 --> 01:30:48,859
It's about this little lame girl who runs
across a beached blue whale...

1159
01:30:49,069 --> 01:30:52,696
- still alive, and she helps him.
- WALT: And I get to do the drawings.

1160
01:30:52,948 --> 01:30:55,241
Walt gets to do the illustrations.

1161
01:30:55,450 --> 01:30:57,034
Do you realize how good he is?

1162
01:30:58,036 --> 01:30:59,703
Uh-huh.

1163
01:30:59,913 --> 01:31:03,207
This is going to be
a real family project.

1164
01:31:05,001 --> 01:31:06,335
[SIGHS]

1165
01:31:07,671 --> 01:31:10,965
You know, sometimes you can have
a whole lifetime in a day...

1166
01:31:11,174 --> 01:31:14,844
and never even notice
that this is as beautiful as life gets.

1167
01:31:15,053 --> 01:31:18,639
I just feel happy that I noticed.
I had a beautiful life today.

1168
01:31:18,849 --> 01:31:21,517
I even died and lived to tell about it.

1169
01:31:21,893 --> 01:31:23,185
What a day.

1170
01:31:23,437 --> 01:31:25,312
What a day.

1171
01:31:30,777 --> 01:31:33,654
Forty-three, 29. Forty-three, 29.

1172
01:31:33,864 --> 01:31:37,783
Down. Set. Hut, hut, hut.

1173
01:31:38,326 --> 01:31:39,827
[YELLING]

1174
01:31:40,036 --> 01:31:41,829
- ROBERTA: You got it.
- HELEN: No fair, no fair.

1175
01:31:42,038 --> 01:31:43,706
- No tackling.
- Unnecessary roughness.

1176
01:31:43,957 --> 01:31:47,251
Oh, Walt, isn't this lovely?
Look at him.

1177
01:31:47,461 --> 01:31:49,753
- What's he saying?
- Boo-hoo.

1178
01:31:49,963 --> 01:31:52,715
- Did you really do them yourself?
- Yes.

1179
01:31:52,924 --> 01:31:54,925
Duncan did the eyebrows...

1180
01:31:55,135 --> 01:31:57,303
on the whale, but I did the rest.

1181
01:31:57,929 --> 01:32:00,389
Your daddy used to draw.

1182
01:32:01,808 --> 01:32:03,100
Not as well as you.

1183
01:32:03,435 --> 01:32:06,729
- ROBERTA: Down. Set. Hut, hut, hut.
- One Mississippi, two Mississippi...

1184
01:32:06,980 --> 01:32:09,648
GARP:
Get him, Helen. Stay tight with him.

1185
01:32:09,900 --> 01:32:12,401
- GARP: Oh, hey, hey.
- ROBERTA: Look out!

1186
01:32:14,070 --> 01:32:15,905
Sorry.

1187
01:32:17,157 --> 01:32:18,449
Garp.

1188
01:32:20,035 --> 01:32:22,661
DUNCAN: Come on, Dad! Let's go!

1189
01:32:23,705 --> 01:32:25,247
Garp.

1190
01:32:32,464 --> 01:32:34,924
How old are you, Granny?

1191
01:32:35,133 --> 01:32:37,009
Old as the hills.

1192
01:32:37,219 --> 01:32:40,513
- Really?
- That's right.

1193
01:32:40,722 --> 01:32:42,640
You'll be old too someday.

1194
01:32:42,849 --> 01:32:45,017
Old man Walt.

1195
01:32:45,227 --> 01:32:47,353
It's not bad being old.

1196
01:32:47,562 --> 01:32:49,939
It's kind of nice, actually.

1197
01:32:50,148 --> 01:32:54,026
You can have cake and ice cream
and don't have to worry about cavities.

1198
01:32:54,986 --> 01:32:57,071
You're done with school.

1199
01:32:57,280 --> 01:33:01,283
And if you're very lucky,
you'll have many, many friends...

1200
01:33:01,493 --> 01:33:03,661
and many, many memories.

1201
01:33:03,870 --> 01:33:06,080
And you can think about them.

1202
01:33:06,289 --> 01:33:08,207
Would you like that?

1203
01:33:13,630 --> 01:33:15,464
Can I go swimming?

1204
01:33:15,674 --> 01:33:17,424
Of course you can, darling.

1205
01:33:17,634 --> 01:33:20,427
Just don't go in over your knees.

1206
01:33:25,892 --> 01:33:28,185
ROBERTA: Okay, Duncan. Come on. Come on.

1207
01:33:29,563 --> 01:33:32,523
Time-out. Time-out. Just five.

1208
01:33:59,259 --> 01:34:01,510
What was that all about?
New constitution?

1209
01:34:01,720 --> 01:34:03,345
They had a crisis.

1210
01:34:03,555 --> 01:34:06,807
Ellen James wrote them a letter
begging them to disband...

1211
01:34:07,017 --> 01:34:09,059
and stop getting other women
to hurt themselves.

1212
01:34:09,269 --> 01:34:10,894
Oh, good for her!

1213
01:34:11,104 --> 01:34:13,897
They took a vote
and decided to continue.

1214
01:34:14,149 --> 01:34:17,818
They're gonna have an Ellen James
Society, and Ellen James is against it?

1215
01:34:18,028 --> 01:34:20,529
It's their right to do what they want.

1216
01:34:20,739 --> 01:34:23,407
She sent me a picture of herself.

1217
01:34:24,409 --> 01:34:27,286
- So this is the little girl.
- She's not little anymore.

1218
01:34:27,996 --> 01:34:31,790
She doesn't want anyone to know
what she looks like now or where she is.

1219
01:34:32,042 --> 01:34:34,668
There still are men who would hurt her.

1220
01:34:35,003 --> 01:34:37,463
Poor kid. She not only has to hide...

1221
01:34:37,672 --> 01:34:41,550
but has to feel responsible for women
whacking their tongues off in her name.

1222
01:34:41,801 --> 01:34:46,013
I'd help her if I knew how, or even
where she is, but I can't find out.

1223
01:34:46,222 --> 01:34:48,015
- Can I have it?
- What?

1224
01:34:48,224 --> 01:34:50,184
- The picture.
- Why?

1225
01:34:50,935 --> 01:34:52,519
Don't know.

1226
01:35:10,455 --> 01:35:11,914
Walt!

1227
01:35:12,123 --> 01:35:14,583
Watch out for the undertow!

1228
01:35:14,834 --> 01:35:18,128
Be careful of the undertow!

1229
01:35:37,982 --> 01:35:39,900
GARP: How's your fellow in New York
working out?

1230
01:35:40,110 --> 01:35:41,110
[CHUCKLES]

1231
01:35:41,319 --> 01:35:45,114
It isn't. He says I make him
feel sexually ambiguous.

1232
01:35:45,323 --> 01:35:48,492
- Can you imagine?
- I'm sorry.

1233
01:35:49,285 --> 01:35:51,578
I'm going on a cruise next Friday.

1234
01:35:51,788 --> 01:35:54,123
Two weeks, to Club Med.

1235
01:35:55,208 --> 01:35:57,793
Maybe things will change.

1236
01:36:00,296 --> 01:36:02,297
Oh, God.

1237
01:36:02,507 --> 01:36:05,426
- What's that?
- Some of my hate mail.

1238
01:36:05,635 --> 01:36:08,595
This one hopes that I'll get gangbanged
by the Oakland Raiders.

1239
01:36:08,805 --> 01:36:10,764
There are a lot
of sick people out there.

1240
01:36:10,974 --> 01:36:13,225
Your mother gets even worse than these.

1241
01:36:15,645 --> 01:36:18,689
- You writing anything?
- No.

1242
01:36:21,860 --> 01:36:24,194
If I could write, I'd feel better.

1243
01:36:24,404 --> 01:36:25,904
Maybe.

1244
01:36:28,199 --> 01:36:30,159
What's the matter, Roberta?

1245
01:36:31,035 --> 01:36:32,828
I don't know.

1246
01:36:33,538 --> 01:36:37,040
I think I'm developing female intuition.

1247
01:36:39,127 --> 01:36:42,045
I don't know. It's probably nothing.

1248
01:36:42,547 --> 01:36:45,466
- You coming?
- In a minute.

1249
01:37:05,570 --> 01:37:07,196
Toad? What toad?

1250
01:37:07,405 --> 01:37:11,158
- I'm almost sorry we're going back.
- Home is home.

1251
01:37:11,409 --> 01:37:14,870
- Undertoad.
- There's no toad under the water.

1252
01:37:15,079 --> 01:37:16,997
Boy, you are something, Walt.

1253
01:37:18,333 --> 01:37:20,709
- DUNCAN: Did you hear that, Dad?
- What's that?

1254
01:37:20,919 --> 01:37:23,629
Walt thinks there's a big toad
under the water.

1255
01:37:23,880 --> 01:37:25,923
You know, undertoad.

1256
01:37:28,343 --> 01:37:31,678
- Come here.
- First there was the gradual student...

1257
01:37:31,888 --> 01:37:35,140
- and now the undertoad.
- Come on, Walt's a fine kid.

1258
01:37:35,350 --> 01:37:37,935
DUNCAN: I know. He just can't talk.

1259
01:37:53,159 --> 01:37:54,576
- GARP: Hey!
- Ah!

1260
01:37:55,245 --> 01:37:56,662
Can I help you?

1261
01:37:56,871 --> 01:37:58,622
[MAKES GUTTURAL NOISES]

1262
01:37:58,832 --> 01:38:00,165
Well...

1263
01:38:00,500 --> 01:38:01,917
what is it?

1264
01:38:03,962 --> 01:38:06,255
God, you're one of them. Listen.

1265
01:38:06,506 --> 01:38:10,050
You've got the wrong house,
and the wrong guy. My name is Garp.

1266
01:38:10,260 --> 01:38:12,219
It's my mother you want.

1267
01:38:13,263 --> 01:38:15,097
Oh, listen. I know...

1268
01:38:15,306 --> 01:38:17,391
I know all about it.

1269
01:38:17,600 --> 01:38:19,476
I think it's a hideous thing
that you've done.

1270
01:38:19,686 --> 01:38:22,563
I... I didn't know you knew.

1271
01:38:23,690 --> 01:38:25,524
You can talk.

1272
01:38:32,115 --> 01:38:34,449
Why can't basketball players have kids?

1273
01:38:34,659 --> 01:38:36,410
Because they're guys.

1274
01:38:36,619 --> 01:38:39,079
- Daddy's a guy.
- But Daddy has Mommy.

1275
01:38:39,289 --> 01:38:41,915
If Daddy had Mommy,
but he was a basketball player...

1276
01:38:42,166 --> 01:38:44,459
why couldn't he have kids?

1277
01:38:44,669 --> 01:38:46,587
But he's a daddy, and she's a mommy.

1278
01:38:46,796 --> 01:38:48,547
That means they do have kids, right?

1279
01:38:48,798 --> 01:38:51,091
You're so dumb. It's a joke.

1280
01:38:51,301 --> 01:38:54,177
You didn't say it was a joke.

1281
01:39:03,771 --> 01:39:07,232
- Where's your handkerchief?
- I don't have one.

1282
01:39:07,483 --> 01:39:09,067
Here. Take mine.

1283
01:39:09,277 --> 01:39:11,737
- How come we're eating out?
- Because it's fun.

1284
01:39:11,946 --> 01:39:15,073
- Hear that, Walt? We're having fun.
- What's Mom gonna eat...

1285
01:39:15,283 --> 01:39:17,743
- when she comes home?
- Shut up and eat.

1286
01:39:19,454 --> 01:39:22,080
This sure is fun, Dad.

1287
01:39:25,960 --> 01:39:27,461
Garp?

1288
01:39:31,507 --> 01:39:33,175
Garp?

1289
01:39:38,389 --> 01:39:40,265
Duncan.

1290
01:39:43,686 --> 01:39:45,312
Walt?

1291
01:40:16,219 --> 01:40:18,178
Oh, God.

1292
01:40:19,764 --> 01:40:22,349
[PHONE RINGS]

1293
01:40:25,687 --> 01:40:27,479
- Hello?
- Hello, Helen.

1294
01:40:27,689 --> 01:40:31,191
- Where are you?
- What do you care where we are?

1295
01:40:31,651 --> 01:40:33,860
You call him, Helen.

1296
01:40:34,404 --> 01:40:36,113
And you tell that wimp...

1297
01:40:36,364 --> 01:40:38,740
- it's all over.
- Of course I will.

1298
01:40:38,950 --> 01:40:42,285
You call him, and you say, "Goodbye."
On the phone.

1299
01:40:42,495 --> 01:40:44,496
No last fucks for the road.
On the phone!

1300
01:40:45,081 --> 01:40:46,498
Come home.

1301
01:40:46,708 --> 01:40:50,002
I feel horrible without all of you here.

1302
01:40:50,420 --> 01:40:52,713
Walt had a cold this morning.
He should be home.

1303
01:40:52,922 --> 01:40:56,258
Home? What home?
We're going to go to a movie.

1304
01:40:56,884 --> 01:40:58,176
I just can't see you right now...

1305
01:40:58,386 --> 01:41:00,595
[HORN HONKING]

1306
01:41:00,805 --> 01:41:03,390
Will you cut that shit out?!

1307
01:41:06,728 --> 01:41:09,438
We'll be home later,
if we come home at all.

1308
01:41:10,148 --> 01:41:14,860
The word "home" keeps coming up,
but it doesn't sound the same anymore.

1309
01:41:21,701 --> 01:41:23,577
Get in the goddamn back.

1310
01:41:23,786 --> 01:41:25,537
Get in there!

1311
01:41:29,542 --> 01:41:33,295
- Michael, damn it, will you listen?
- You can't. You just can't.

1312
01:41:33,504 --> 01:41:35,213
- Not like this.
- I said, it's over.

1313
01:41:35,423 --> 01:41:38,884
I've got to see you one more time.
I'm coming over. I'll be right there.

1314
01:41:39,093 --> 01:41:41,595
You can't! Michael!

1315
01:41:43,514 --> 01:41:45,140
Michael.

1316
01:42:00,198 --> 01:42:02,574
- GARP: Come on.
- WALT: I don't feel like a movie.

1317
01:42:02,784 --> 01:42:05,744
- DUNCAN: Me neither.
- Too bad. Let's go.

1318
01:42:06,871 --> 01:42:09,206
- DUNCAN: Guess what.
- WALT: What?

1319
01:42:09,415 --> 01:42:12,125
I think we're still having fun.

1320
01:42:16,631 --> 01:42:18,256
[TIRES SCREECH]

1321
01:42:42,782 --> 01:42:46,034
- I've got to see you, Helen.
- You must go. You can't come in.

1322
01:42:46,244 --> 01:42:47,619
Then get in the car with me.

1323
01:42:47,829 --> 01:42:50,163
- No, Michael, please!
- I brought some champagne.

1324
01:42:50,373 --> 01:42:52,666
- Just for a minute.
- We're not going anywhere.

1325
01:42:52,875 --> 01:42:55,669
I know. I just want to sit
and talk with you.

1326
01:42:55,878 --> 01:42:57,629
Give me the keys.

1327
01:42:57,839 --> 01:43:00,757
Give me your car keys,
and I'll get in the car for a minute.

1328
01:43:00,967 --> 01:43:03,343
But then you've got to go.

1329
01:43:09,976 --> 01:43:12,477
[MOVIE MUSIC PLAYS]

1330
01:43:17,024 --> 01:43:18,859
I'll be right back.

1331
01:43:37,962 --> 01:43:40,964
[PHONE RINGING]

1332
01:43:56,564 --> 01:43:58,773
- Let's go.
- The movie's not finished yet.

1333
01:43:58,983 --> 01:44:02,485
- It's finished when I say it's finished.
- Wow, it's real macho time.

1334
01:44:02,695 --> 01:44:04,779
- Stop quoting Roberta.
- I'm quoting Granny.

1335
01:44:04,989 --> 01:44:07,449
- He is. He's quoting Granny.
- I don't care. Come on.

1336
01:44:07,658 --> 01:44:09,868
- MAN: Quiet!
- Go fuck yourself.

1337
01:44:17,126 --> 01:44:19,920
There. I've had two glasses
of champagne.

1338
01:44:20,129 --> 01:44:21,963
You have to leave now.

1339
01:44:22,173 --> 01:44:23,840
I can't. I just can't.

1340
01:44:24,050 --> 01:44:28,470
I told you, the minute anyone
found out about this, it was over.

1341
01:44:28,804 --> 01:44:31,765
But you're all I've got.
I broke up with Marge.

1342
01:44:31,974 --> 01:44:34,809
You broke up with Marge too late.

1343
01:44:35,311 --> 01:44:37,270
Be a man, Michael.

1344
01:44:37,480 --> 01:44:40,023
You started it, now be a man and leave.

1345
01:44:46,280 --> 01:44:49,699
It's like being underwater.

1346
01:44:49,909 --> 01:44:52,494
Yeah, and you know who lives underwater.

1347
01:44:52,703 --> 01:44:54,621
WALT AND DUNCAN:
The terrible, the ugly...

1348
01:44:54,830 --> 01:44:57,249
undertoad!

1349
01:44:57,458 --> 01:45:01,753
If we could have just one more time...

1350
01:45:01,963 --> 01:45:05,257
- Michael!
- We wouldn't have to leave the car.

1351
01:45:07,802 --> 01:45:09,552
Oh, my God.

1352
01:45:09,762 --> 01:45:11,680
Is that what you want?

1353
01:45:11,889 --> 01:45:13,640
I've always wanted you to.

1354
01:45:13,849 --> 01:45:16,518
Oh, God!

1355
01:45:16,727 --> 01:45:18,395
Please?

1356
01:45:18,813 --> 01:45:20,355
Please?

1357
01:45:24,986 --> 01:45:28,446
If I do it, will you leave then?

1358
01:45:28,656 --> 01:45:30,282
- Do you promise?
- Yes.

1359
01:45:30,491 --> 01:45:33,743
- Promise.
- I promise.

1360
01:45:43,004 --> 01:45:45,797
Make it fly, Dad.
Come on. We want to fly.

1361
01:45:46,048 --> 01:45:48,466
[ENGINE SHUTS OFF]

1362
01:45:50,052 --> 01:45:52,220
[MOANING]

1363
01:45:56,559 --> 01:45:58,310
WALT: It's like a dream.

1364
01:46:00,062 --> 01:46:01,938
[CRASHES]

1365
01:46:02,398 --> 01:46:06,860
[HORNS BLARING]

1366
01:46:44,648 --> 01:46:47,776
- You've got a nice tan.
- That's all I got.

1367
01:46:47,985 --> 01:46:50,236
I came as soon as I could
after your letter.

1368
01:46:50,446 --> 01:46:52,906
The cruise was a disaster, anyway.

1369
01:46:53,115 --> 01:46:54,699
I'm glad you're here.

1370
01:46:54,909 --> 01:46:56,284
How are they?

1371
01:46:56,494 --> 01:47:00,330
We need you here. There's a lot
of healing yet to be done.

1372
01:47:23,938 --> 01:47:25,855
Are you okay?

1373
01:48:01,684 --> 01:48:02,976
It was fine.

1374
01:48:04,728 --> 01:48:06,896
No, it wasn't. It was a bore.

1375
01:48:07,314 --> 01:48:10,567
I missed you all,
and I couldn't wait to get back.

1376
01:48:21,287 --> 01:48:24,914
Come on in.
I'll take you up to your room.

1377
01:48:28,794 --> 01:48:30,879
The doctor says he'll be fine...

1378
01:48:31,088 --> 01:48:35,008
once they take the stitches out
of his tongue and unwire his jaw.

1379
01:48:35,217 --> 01:48:37,343
At least he's better off than...

1380
01:48:37,553 --> 01:48:39,888
- What was his name?
- Michael Milton.

1381
01:48:40,097 --> 01:48:42,432
Yes, Milton.

1382
01:48:42,641 --> 01:48:45,643
I mean, I had mine removed surgically...

1383
01:48:45,895 --> 01:48:47,979
under general anesthesia.

1384
01:48:48,189 --> 01:48:51,065
But to have it bitten off...

1385
01:48:51,567 --> 01:48:53,193
It's a nightmare.

1386
01:48:53,402 --> 01:48:55,320
JENNY: It's lust.

1387
01:48:58,115 --> 01:49:01,159
[CHATTERING]

1388
01:49:35,569 --> 01:49:37,612
What the hell's the matter with you?

1389
01:49:38,656 --> 01:49:41,824
You think you're the only one
around here with a broken heart?

1390
01:49:42,076 --> 01:49:44,160
Is that what you think?

1391
01:49:44,370 --> 01:49:46,079
Well, you're not.

1392
01:49:46,288 --> 01:49:47,580
Look around you!

1393
01:49:47,790 --> 01:49:49,541
This house is full of them!

1394
01:49:49,750 --> 01:49:52,252
And mine is one!

1395
01:49:52,461 --> 01:49:54,212
[SLAMS OPEN PIANO]

1396
01:49:56,674 --> 01:49:59,050
[PLAYS PIANO]

1397
01:50:16,235 --> 01:50:17,819
Laurel!

1398
01:50:18,279 --> 01:50:19,737
Hey!

1399
01:50:20,197 --> 01:50:21,864
Laurel!

1400
01:50:23,492 --> 01:50:25,493
Now, hold on to it.

1401
01:50:27,997 --> 01:50:30,665
- Got it?
- Yeah, I got it. You can let go now.

1402
01:50:31,292 --> 01:50:33,710
ROBERTA: The more the wind blows,
the more you can let out.

1403
01:50:33,961 --> 01:50:35,253
Laurel!

1404
01:50:35,462 --> 01:50:37,630
Hey, you. Dildo.

1405
01:50:37,881 --> 01:50:39,841
Is this where you're keeping my Laurel?

1406
01:50:40,092 --> 01:50:42,176
- Stay right here.
- Okay.

1407
01:50:42,386 --> 01:50:45,013
Laurel's here,
but we're not exactly keeping her.

1408
01:50:45,222 --> 01:50:48,057
- Bullshit, you big dyke.
- I am not a dyke.

1409
01:50:48,267 --> 01:50:50,560
- Is she expecting you?
- Fuck you, you douche bag.

1410
01:50:50,769 --> 01:50:52,729
That's all you men understand,
is violence.

1411
01:50:52,938 --> 01:50:54,981
MAN: I know what sort of creeps
hang around here.

1412
01:50:55,232 --> 01:50:56,983
It's a big lesbian scene.

1413
01:50:57,192 --> 01:51:00,361
What are you? The man of the house,
or the court eunuch?

1414
01:51:01,947 --> 01:51:03,948
Laurel! You in there, you bitch?

1415
01:51:04,158 --> 01:51:05,575
Hello.

1416
01:51:05,951 --> 01:51:07,702
Oh, I know who you are.

1417
01:51:07,953 --> 01:51:11,372
- My Laurel's not your type.
- Perhaps she's not your type, either.

1418
01:51:11,624 --> 01:51:15,752
Listen, goddamn it! If you don't get
Laurel's ass out here, I'm gonna...

1419
01:51:16,128 --> 01:51:18,296
Oh. Oh.

1420
01:51:18,505 --> 01:51:20,506
Randy!

1421
01:51:20,841 --> 01:51:24,052
- Are you all right?
- Baby, you found me.

1422
01:51:24,261 --> 01:51:26,721
I don't think I can drive
the fucking car.

1423
01:51:26,930 --> 01:51:29,682
That's all right, I can drive.
You just never let me.

1424
01:51:29,892 --> 01:51:31,601
I guess Randy needs me.

1425
01:51:31,852 --> 01:51:34,687
- RANDY: Easy.
- Sorry, baby. Sorry.

1426
01:51:34,980 --> 01:51:38,191
Crazy dyke blindsided me.

1427
01:51:51,372 --> 01:51:53,623
I'll tell you honestly, son.

1428
01:51:53,832 --> 01:51:56,501
I think you've been behaving very badly.

1429
01:51:56,710 --> 01:51:58,294
I've been watching you...

1430
01:51:58,504 --> 01:52:00,797
and I've been talking to Helen.

1431
01:52:01,006 --> 01:52:02,674
What happened happened.

1432
01:52:02,883 --> 01:52:05,051
Your blaming her
isn't going to change that.

1433
01:52:05,260 --> 01:52:07,470
She's hurt, and you're hurt.

1434
01:52:07,680 --> 01:52:10,598
And you just keep pouring salt
on the wounds.

1435
01:52:10,933 --> 01:52:14,102
That's no way
for the son of a nurse to behave.

1436
01:52:14,311 --> 01:52:16,562
Heal yourself, damn it.

1437
01:52:16,772 --> 01:52:21,192
And help her heal herself,
before it's too late for both of you.

1438
01:52:26,240 --> 01:52:28,032
[KNOCKING]

1439
01:52:30,035 --> 01:52:31,661
Come in.

1440
01:52:47,344 --> 01:52:49,554
Did you see the doctor?

1441
01:52:52,057 --> 01:52:53,599
Did he take out the stitches?

1442
01:52:58,814 --> 01:53:00,857
Can you speak?

1443
01:53:06,363 --> 01:53:08,322
[THICKLY] I miss you.

1444
01:53:09,408 --> 01:53:11,159
I miss you too.

1445
01:53:11,452 --> 01:53:13,244
I really miss you.

1446
01:53:13,996 --> 01:53:15,747
Me too.

1447
01:53:21,503 --> 01:53:23,880
GARP: I miss Walt.

1448
01:53:26,049 --> 01:53:27,967
Me too.

1449
01:53:31,346 --> 01:53:33,890
I want another child, Garp.

1450
01:53:34,099 --> 01:53:36,267
- You do?
- Yes. Don't you?

1451
01:53:36,602 --> 01:53:39,562
Of course, yeah.

1452
01:53:39,980 --> 01:53:42,565
HELEN: As soon as possible.

1453
01:53:44,651 --> 01:53:46,569
Oh, Helen...

1454
01:53:46,820 --> 01:53:51,032
I'm so, so sorry.

1455
01:53:52,075 --> 01:53:54,452
No, I'm sorry.

1456
01:53:55,329 --> 01:53:59,081
- No, I'm so...
- Oh, no. I'm sorry.

1457
01:54:05,464 --> 01:54:08,508
You can order a nice glass eye...

1458
01:54:08,717 --> 01:54:10,384
for any occasion.

1459
01:54:10,594 --> 01:54:12,178
Is that really true?

1460
01:54:12,429 --> 01:54:16,849
Yes. For Valentine's Day,
you can have one with a heart.

1461
01:54:17,059 --> 01:54:20,186
A flag for the Fourth of July.

1462
01:54:20,395 --> 01:54:22,730
- A turkey for Thanksgiving?
- If you insist.

1463
01:54:22,981 --> 01:54:24,440
I know what I want.

1464
01:54:24,650 --> 01:54:27,944
For Christmas, I want a glass eye
like one of those crystal balls...

1465
01:54:28,153 --> 01:54:29,695
with snow inside of them.

1466
01:54:29,905 --> 01:54:32,865
I tip my head back like this
and then like this...

1467
01:54:33,075 --> 01:54:35,368
and then there's snow falling in my eye.

1468
01:54:35,577 --> 01:54:37,495
- That sounds wonderful.
- Shh.

1469
01:54:39,832 --> 01:54:41,290
Listen.

1470
01:54:41,500 --> 01:54:42,625
[TYPEWRITER CLACKING]

1471
01:54:42,835 --> 01:54:45,044
Is Daddy writing again?

1472
01:54:45,462 --> 01:54:48,214
Oh, Duncan!

1473
01:54:53,178 --> 01:54:55,596
I see a man with one leg.

1474
01:54:55,806 --> 01:54:58,057
I wish you'd reconsider.

1475
01:54:58,267 --> 01:54:59,559
GARP: I want it published.

1476
01:54:59,768 --> 01:55:01,602
People used her.
They took her life away.

1477
01:55:01,812 --> 01:55:04,605
- You're using her too.
- I'm just helping to state her case.

1478
01:55:04,815 --> 01:55:07,483
Maybe, but you also want to get
at the Ellen Jamesians.

1479
01:55:07,693 --> 01:55:09,485
- You want to hurt them.
- No, I don't.

1480
01:55:09,695 --> 01:55:12,488
I just want them to stop what they do.
Ellen wants that too.

1481
01:55:12,739 --> 01:55:15,658
- Have you talked with her about it?
- No, I couldn't find her.

1482
01:55:15,868 --> 01:55:17,660
I don't know where she is.

1483
01:55:17,870 --> 01:55:22,248
You have a fine reputation as a writer
of serious fiction. This is serious stuff.

1484
01:55:22,624 --> 01:55:26,544
But it is not fiction.
It's a long, merciless attack.

1485
01:55:26,753 --> 01:55:29,672
You're a publisher, John, not a critic.
You just publish it.

1486
01:55:31,466 --> 01:55:32,925
I see a man with one arm.

1487
01:55:33,135 --> 01:55:34,427
PUBLISHER: I'm also a friend.

1488
01:55:34,636 --> 01:55:36,387
I warn you,
you'll be sorry you wrote this.

1489
01:55:36,597 --> 01:55:40,349
I'll take that chance.
You just publish it. Come on, Duncan.

1490
01:55:40,559 --> 01:55:43,227
- At least change the title.
- No. I want it Ellen.

1491
01:55:43,437 --> 01:55:45,730
Just Ellen, and that's it.

1492
01:55:45,981 --> 01:55:47,773
Bye, Uncle John.

1493
01:55:47,983 --> 01:55:50,067
Goodbye, Duncan.

1494
01:55:52,029 --> 01:55:53,487
JENNY: Garp?

1495
01:55:53,697 --> 01:55:55,323
Garp!

1496
01:55:55,532 --> 01:55:57,283
Garp?

1497
01:56:06,752 --> 01:56:09,337
- Is it all over?
- Yes.

1498
01:56:10,464 --> 01:56:13,507
- Is it all right?
- It's not an "it."

1499
01:56:13,717 --> 01:56:16,469
It's a "she." And she's all right.

1500
01:56:17,387 --> 01:56:20,306
She's just a quiet little girl.

1501
01:56:21,224 --> 01:56:22,224
[HICCUPS]

1502
01:56:22,434 --> 01:56:24,560
She's got the hiccups.

1503
01:56:33,278 --> 01:56:35,613
- How's Helen?
- She's fine.

1504
01:56:36,531 --> 01:56:38,991
She wants to name her Jenny.

1505
01:56:40,160 --> 01:56:41,953
That's a beautiful name.

1506
01:56:42,371 --> 01:56:45,122
Yes, it's about time we had another one.

1507
01:56:45,332 --> 01:56:46,791
I've been Jenny long enough.

1508
01:56:48,293 --> 01:56:49,627
Come here.

1509
01:56:49,836 --> 01:56:51,128
Say hi to your baby sister.

1510
01:56:58,762 --> 01:57:00,930
Hello.

1511
01:57:02,057 --> 01:57:04,016
Say "Duncan."

1512
01:57:06,728 --> 01:57:08,771
Can I go in?

1513
01:57:30,293 --> 01:57:32,670
- Can't you stay a couple more days?
- I've gotta go.

1514
01:57:32,879 --> 01:57:34,755
I've delayed the campaign long enough.

1515
01:57:34,965 --> 01:57:36,924
I wanted to be here to deliver the baby.

1516
01:57:37,134 --> 01:57:39,802
- Now it's done.
- We need a granny around the house.

1517
01:57:40,012 --> 01:57:42,805
Well, I don't want to be
the granny around the house.

1518
01:57:48,020 --> 01:57:52,732
- I don't see what you see in politics.
- A mess, that's what. I don't like it.

1519
01:57:52,941 --> 01:57:54,608
So I'm trying to clean it up a bit.

1520
01:57:54,818 --> 01:57:57,611
The woman I'm supporting
would make a damn fine president...

1521
01:57:57,821 --> 01:58:00,948
and she's only running for governor.
Goodbye, darling.

1522
01:58:02,367 --> 01:58:04,493
I did a fine thing, son, having you.

1523
01:58:04,745 --> 01:58:06,954
I'm kind of glad you did too, Mom.

1524
01:58:18,675 --> 01:58:20,885
Mom!

1525
01:58:21,136 --> 01:58:23,012
I never needed a father!

1526
01:59:12,979 --> 01:59:15,606
[CHEERING]

1527
01:59:27,035 --> 01:59:30,496
Ever since I began running
for governor of New Hampshire...

1528
01:59:30,747 --> 01:59:33,541
- [CHEERING]
- [LAUGHS]

1529
01:59:33,750 --> 01:59:37,920
I've been the one
who gets introduced at these rallies.

1530
01:59:38,130 --> 01:59:40,172
With the election day so close...

1531
01:59:40,590 --> 01:59:42,508
I want to reverse that...

1532
01:59:42,717 --> 01:59:44,552
so that win or lose...

1533
01:59:44,845 --> 01:59:47,638
I'll be able to say later on:

1534
01:59:47,848 --> 01:59:52,017
"That was the year
that I got to introduce...

1535
01:59:52,227 --> 01:59:54,395
Jenny Fields!"

1536
02:00:05,991 --> 02:00:09,243
Jenny! Jenny! Jenny!

1537
02:00:29,806 --> 02:00:31,640
I am Jenny Fields and...

1538
02:00:31,850 --> 02:00:33,767
[CROWD LAUGHING AND CHEERING]

1539
02:00:40,525 --> 02:00:42,860
It seems that most of you know who I am.

1540
02:00:48,533 --> 02:00:50,075
I only wish that...

1541
02:00:50,869 --> 02:00:52,036
[SCREAMING]

1542
02:01:01,796 --> 02:01:04,298
Help me get her in the car.

1543
02:01:13,725 --> 02:01:15,726
[PHONE RINGING]

1544
02:01:21,983 --> 02:01:23,651
HELEN: Hello?

1545
02:01:24,152 --> 02:01:26,528
Yes. Yes, it is.

1546
02:01:29,407 --> 02:01:32,159
Oh, God!

1547
02:01:36,122 --> 02:01:37,706
Yes.

1548
02:01:38,166 --> 02:01:40,417
Yes, he is. I'll get him.

1549
02:01:47,592 --> 02:01:49,134
Garp?

1550
02:01:52,847 --> 02:01:54,974
Oh, Garp.

1551
02:02:02,399 --> 02:02:06,068
I tried to look after her. I did.

1552
02:02:06,278 --> 02:02:09,947
I kept warning her
to stay away from crowds.

1553
02:02:10,156 --> 02:02:13,033
It's hard to protect her in a crowd.

1554
02:02:13,243 --> 02:02:15,494
I hated crowds.

1555
02:02:15,704 --> 02:02:18,872
I kept warning her. I did.

1556
02:02:19,666 --> 02:02:22,376
If I'd seen the man with the gun...

1557
02:02:22,877 --> 02:02:26,797
If I'd only seen him a second,
just a split second sooner...

1558
02:02:27,007 --> 02:02:29,800
I could have blocked the shot.
I would have done it.

1559
02:02:30,010 --> 02:02:32,636
- I know.
- I loved her so.

1560
02:02:33,596 --> 02:02:36,265
She scared the hell out of me once...

1561
02:02:36,474 --> 02:02:39,268
but I thought she was a fine woman.

1562
02:02:39,477 --> 02:02:41,937
I saved her boy's life.

1563
02:02:42,188 --> 02:02:43,772
- Really?
- Yep.

1564
02:02:43,982 --> 02:02:46,859
- Caught him when he fell off the roof.
- Hm.

1565
02:02:47,068 --> 02:02:50,988
Just plain caught him.

1566
02:02:52,240 --> 02:02:54,325
Death's like that.

1567
02:02:54,534 --> 02:02:56,994
It just plain...

1568
02:02:57,203 --> 02:02:58,954
catches you.

1569
02:02:59,914 --> 02:03:03,042
How's the basketball team, coach?

1570
02:03:03,335 --> 02:03:06,837
- I'm a wrestling coach.
- Changed jobs, eh?

1571
02:03:07,047 --> 02:03:09,340
No, I'm retiring.

1572
02:03:09,549 --> 02:03:11,342
Don't say that.

1573
02:03:11,593 --> 02:03:13,427
You've got a long life ahead.

1574
02:03:13,636 --> 02:03:16,889
No, this is the last year
that I'll be coaching.

1575
02:03:17,098 --> 02:03:18,974
I'm off to Florida.

1576
02:03:19,184 --> 02:03:20,768
Garp wants to take over.

1577
02:03:20,977 --> 02:03:22,853
Take over what?

1578
02:03:23,063 --> 02:03:24,688
Coaching.

1579
02:03:24,898 --> 02:03:26,857
What do you coach?

1580
02:03:28,360 --> 02:03:31,612
ROBERTA: It's going to be held
at 5:00 tomorrow in New York.

1581
02:03:31,821 --> 02:03:34,990
But I'm afraid you can't go.

1582
02:03:35,575 --> 02:03:37,743
What do you mean, I can't go?
I'm her son.

1583
02:03:37,952 --> 02:03:39,244
It's just for women.

1584
02:03:39,454 --> 02:03:42,373
You see, it's going to be
the first feminist memorial funeral.

1585
02:03:42,624 --> 02:03:45,417
And they aren't going to allow any men.

1586
02:03:46,211 --> 02:03:48,712
A man killed her. They're very upset.

1587
02:03:48,963 --> 02:03:50,464
I'm upset. She's my mother.

1588
02:03:50,673 --> 02:03:54,093
I warned you about your book, Garp.
The Ellen Jamesians are sending...

1589
02:03:54,302 --> 02:03:56,678
- threatening letters to me.
- GARP: Me too. So what?

1590
02:03:56,930 --> 02:03:58,347
There's been enough violence.

1591
02:03:58,556 --> 02:04:01,475
They're furious at you.
I know these women.

1592
02:04:01,684 --> 02:04:03,685
- If a man shows up...
- A man is showing up.

1593
02:04:03,895 --> 02:04:05,437
ROBERTA: You just want to make trouble.

1594
02:04:05,647 --> 02:04:08,816
No. No, I don't.
I'll tell you what I want.

1595
02:04:09,025 --> 02:04:11,693
I want my mother alive again.

1596
02:04:11,903 --> 02:04:13,529
But since I can't have that...

1597
02:04:13,738 --> 02:04:16,365
and since I miss her terribly,
I want to be around...

1598
02:04:16,574 --> 02:04:19,827
as many people as possible
who feel the same way as I do.

1599
02:04:20,036 --> 02:04:23,080
I'm going to mourn her death alone
for the rest of my life.

1600
02:04:23,289 --> 02:04:27,751
But right now, I want to share it
with as many people as I can.

1601
02:04:28,378 --> 02:04:30,671
[BABY CRIES]

1602
02:04:51,192 --> 02:04:53,360
There was a voice...

1603
02:04:53,820 --> 02:04:55,529
in the land.

1604
02:04:55,738 --> 02:04:57,865
But now that voice...

1605
02:04:58,074 --> 02:04:59,783
has been silenced...

1606
02:04:59,993 --> 02:05:01,994
by a madman's bullet.

1607
02:05:02,245 --> 02:05:05,831
Jenny's voice has been silenced.

1608
02:05:07,292 --> 02:05:10,502
But her words have been passed on
to each one of us.

1609
02:05:11,212 --> 02:05:13,964
And we now can speak for ourselves...

1610
02:05:14,174 --> 02:05:15,966
because she taught us how.

1611
02:05:16,593 --> 02:05:18,135
I grieve...

1612
02:05:18,344 --> 02:05:20,053
not because I'm afraid...

1613
02:05:20,263 --> 02:05:22,848
that we won't be able to continue.

1614
02:05:23,558 --> 02:05:24,933
We will continue.

1615
02:05:25,435 --> 02:05:28,020
I grieve because I loved her.

1616
02:05:28,229 --> 02:05:30,439
Because we all loved her.

1617
02:05:30,648 --> 02:05:32,816
She was our mother.

1618
02:05:33,318 --> 02:05:34,735
And therefore...

1619
02:05:34,944 --> 02:05:37,529
we are now orphans.

1620
02:05:39,491 --> 02:05:41,742
She was our home...

1621
02:05:42,243 --> 02:05:44,786
and now we are homeless.

1622
02:05:45,246 --> 02:05:48,332
- Arp! Arp!
- I had more to say...

1623
02:05:48,583 --> 02:05:50,375
- but I...
- Pooh.

1624
02:05:50,585 --> 02:05:52,503
[CHATTERING]

1625
02:05:53,546 --> 02:05:55,130
Arp!

1626
02:05:55,590 --> 02:05:57,841
[WOMEN SCREAMING]

1627
02:06:05,099 --> 02:06:08,143
GARP: I've got a right to stay!

1628
02:06:08,853 --> 02:06:11,313
Everyone, please sit down. Please.

1629
02:06:12,190 --> 02:06:15,734
Please. Silence, please!

1630
02:06:18,488 --> 02:06:19,863
Silence in the house!

1631
02:06:30,250 --> 02:06:33,418
I know, that's my book.
I really don't...

1632
02:06:34,546 --> 02:06:37,798
Oh, you're an Ellen Jamesian. Thank...

1633
02:06:43,721 --> 02:06:45,973
You're Ellen James?

1634
02:07:09,289 --> 02:07:11,748
I just want to talk to you. Wait...

1635
02:07:29,517 --> 02:07:32,144
No point taking Donaldson's class.
That's a real bore.

1636
02:07:32,353 --> 02:07:34,313
What shall I take?

1637
02:07:34,522 --> 02:07:36,356
I'm not sure.

1638
02:07:36,691 --> 02:07:39,818
What the hell is
Global Development Studies?

1639
02:07:40,028 --> 02:07:41,987
I'll have to sit in on that one
and let you know.

1640
02:07:42,196 --> 02:07:43,405
[DOORBELL RINGS]

1641
02:07:44,115 --> 02:07:47,743
That must be the babysitter.
I'll get it.

1642
02:07:48,661 --> 02:07:51,288
- Hi, Mrs. Garp.
- Hi, Jimmy. Come on in.

1643
02:07:51,956 --> 02:07:53,999
- Hi, Jenny.
- JENNY: What's your name?

1644
02:07:54,208 --> 02:07:57,210
- Jim.
- The movie should be over by 10:30...

1645
02:07:57,420 --> 02:07:59,254
- so we'll be back by 11.
- Okay.

1646
02:07:59,464 --> 02:08:03,008
I left the number of the theater by
the phone in case you have any trouble.

1647
02:08:03,718 --> 02:08:05,093
- Bye-bye.
- Bye.

1648
02:08:05,303 --> 02:08:07,429
Bye, Mom. Bye, Dad.

1649
02:08:08,348 --> 02:08:10,432
GARP: That's a babysitter?

1650
02:08:35,667 --> 02:08:37,918
I thought we were going to a movie.

1651
02:08:42,173 --> 02:08:44,216
Where are we going?

1652
02:08:53,685 --> 02:08:55,352
I see.

1653
02:08:55,853 --> 02:08:58,897
We're gonna stay here
and look at the kids.

1654
02:08:59,982 --> 02:09:02,192
This is some date.

1655
02:09:07,031 --> 02:09:08,615
Do you miss writing?

1656
02:09:08,825 --> 02:09:12,411
No. Not at all.
If I do, I'll start again.

1657
02:09:12,662 --> 02:09:14,579
You know what I really love, though?

1658
02:09:14,789 --> 02:09:16,957
Thinking about everything.

1659
02:09:17,250 --> 02:09:20,502
How we met. All that.

1660
02:09:21,003 --> 02:09:23,547
- You can't live in the past.
- I'm not.

1661
02:09:23,756 --> 02:09:26,299
I can live in the present
and think about the past.

1662
02:09:26,509 --> 02:09:28,552
You do that when you're old and gray.

1663
02:09:28,761 --> 02:09:30,220
To hell with that.

1664
02:09:30,430 --> 02:09:33,306
When I'm old and gray,
I probably won't remember my past.

1665
02:09:33,808 --> 02:09:36,184
You've got to be young when you do it.

1666
02:09:36,978 --> 02:09:39,187
It's really nice, you know?
To look back...

1667
02:09:39,397 --> 02:09:42,649
and see the arc of your life.
It's all connected.

1668
02:09:42,859 --> 02:09:45,360
How you got from there to here.

1669
02:09:46,028 --> 02:09:48,029
- See the line, you know?
- Mm-hm.

1670
02:09:49,907 --> 02:09:52,409
It really has been an adventure.

1671
02:09:52,744 --> 02:09:54,578
I'm gonna start teaching again.

1672
02:09:54,787 --> 02:09:56,997
I'm gonna take up hang-gliding.

1673
02:10:07,133 --> 02:10:10,385
This is what you had in mind all along.

1674
02:10:12,597 --> 02:10:14,264
And I bet...

1675
02:10:14,474 --> 02:10:17,434
I know what we can do later on.

1676
02:10:17,894 --> 02:10:21,146
We'll go look at the kids
when they're asleep.

1677
02:10:23,149 --> 02:10:25,066
Helen Holm.

1678
02:10:36,078 --> 02:10:38,163
[BLOWS WHISTLE] Go!

1679
02:10:38,498 --> 02:10:40,791
[YELLS]

1680
02:10:41,000 --> 02:10:42,709
Go, Martin. Come on!

1681
02:10:43,211 --> 02:10:45,378
Take him down!

1682
02:10:46,255 --> 02:10:48,465
That's it. Good move.

1683
02:10:48,674 --> 02:10:50,425
Ten seconds!

1684
02:10:50,760 --> 02:10:54,304
Come on, Martin. Ride him! Ride!

1685
02:10:55,264 --> 02:10:57,182
Come on, Elmer.

1686
02:10:58,017 --> 02:11:00,101
Same man, the bottom.

1687
02:11:03,940 --> 02:11:05,941
Get off your back, Virgil.

1688
02:11:06,150 --> 02:11:08,568
Tie him up underneath.
That's it, that's it.

1689
02:11:08,820 --> 02:11:10,695
Ten seconds!

1690
02:11:12,365 --> 02:11:13,865
Behind him, Marcus.

1691
02:11:14,075 --> 02:11:16,201
Five seconds! Behind him.

1692
02:11:16,410 --> 02:11:18,370
Bring him down.

1693
02:11:18,579 --> 02:11:20,372
That's it.

1694
02:11:20,581 --> 02:11:22,457
Pooh.

1695
02:11:25,253 --> 02:11:26,628
[GRUNTING]

1696
02:11:34,929 --> 02:11:37,681
Get someone! Quickly!

1697
02:11:37,890 --> 02:11:41,601
Get a doctor! Get an ambulance!

1698
02:11:42,186 --> 02:11:44,020
Oh, God, please!

1699
02:12:28,900 --> 02:12:31,276
HELEN: We're taking you
to a hospital in Boston.

1700
02:12:31,485 --> 02:12:34,279
Everything will be fine.

1701
02:12:34,989 --> 02:12:36,573
Helen?

1702
02:12:42,330 --> 02:12:43,788
Remember.

1703
02:12:44,415 --> 02:12:46,374
What, my love?

1704
02:12:47,251 --> 02:12:49,044
Everything, Helen.

1705
02:12:50,630 --> 02:12:52,714
Yes, my love.

1706
02:12:58,095 --> 02:13:00,138
I'm flying, Helen.

1707
02:13:04,518 --> 02:13:06,728
Yes, my love.

1708
02:13:08,689 --> 02:13:10,815
I'm flying.

1709
02:13:11,025 --> 02:13:13,109
[IMITATES BUGLE CAVALRY CHARGE]

1709
02:13:14,305 --> 02:13:20,741
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