1 00:02:03,300 --> 00:02:05,426 Tell me when you're gonna come. 2 00:02:17,848 --> 00:02:21,249 - Are you coming? You're coming? - Yeah. 3 00:02:51,550 --> 00:02:53,142 Hello. 4 00:02:54,053 --> 00:02:56,111 Hey, bro, what's up? 5 00:02:59,158 --> 00:03:00,989 I'm crashed out. 6 00:03:05,598 --> 00:03:07,463 What are you doing? 7 00:03:10,303 --> 00:03:12,567 What party? What are you talking about? 8 00:03:15,609 --> 00:03:18,100 Are you fucking kidding me? 9 00:03:18,278 --> 00:03:20,769 Are you fucking kidding me? 10 00:03:20,947 --> 00:03:22,745 Where? 11 00:03:24,383 --> 00:03:26,011 Fuck! 12 00:03:29,423 --> 00:03:31,015 Fuck! 13 00:03:31,792 --> 00:03:35,024 The number you have reached has been disconnected, if you feel you-- 14 00:03:35,196 --> 00:03:38,995 No fucking way! 15 00:05:20,403 --> 00:05:22,395 Where's the phone? Payphone. 16 00:05:22,573 --> 00:05:26,065 Straight to the back, past the bathrooms, on the left. 17 00:05:33,717 --> 00:05:35,515 Hey, Mallory. 18 00:05:36,754 --> 00:05:38,119 Oh, hey, Syd, what's up? 19 00:05:47,064 --> 00:05:50,626 You gonna go to Becca's thing tonight? 20 00:05:50,801 --> 00:05:53,635 Yeah, you know, I was gonna go and say goodbye. 21 00:05:54,472 --> 00:05:56,064 Why, you going? 22 00:05:56,241 --> 00:05:59,472 Yeah, I think so. Thinking about it. Yeah. 23 00:06:00,412 --> 00:06:02,573 So you still talk to London? 24 00:06:02,747 --> 00:06:06,649 Yeah, you know, here and there. Why? 25 00:06:06,818 --> 00:06:10,754 Oh, you know, I was just a little surprised to hear she was moving. 26 00:06:12,491 --> 00:06:15,358 Did she get a place out there? Is she staying with somebody? 27 00:06:15,561 --> 00:06:18,428 She didn't tell you where she was staying? Come on, Mal. 28 00:06:18,597 --> 00:06:21,623 I mean, she said something about moving in with her boyfriend... 29 00:06:21,801 --> 00:06:25,396 ...or something, but, I mean, that's pretty much all I know. 30 00:06:26,305 --> 00:06:28,001 - Can I get you a drink? - Yeah. 31 00:06:28,175 --> 00:06:30,541 Can I have a vodka? A large one. 32 00:06:30,710 --> 00:06:32,769 Naked, please. 33 00:06:39,286 --> 00:06:41,880 Excuse me. One second here. 34 00:06:43,890 --> 00:06:45,323 Here you go. 35 00:06:45,492 --> 00:06:48,893 Thanks. Hey, look, I didn't-- I didn't mean to be rude. 36 00:06:49,529 --> 00:06:51,190 It's okay. 37 00:06:52,799 --> 00:06:55,735 - Hey, Syd, I gotta go cash out, so.... - Yeah. 38 00:06:55,903 --> 00:06:57,734 - See you tonight. - Yeah. 39 00:06:57,905 --> 00:07:01,864 Listen, I'm gonna get a bit of sniff, so if you want some, just let me know. 40 00:07:02,042 --> 00:07:04,170 - Oh, really? - Yeah. 41 00:07:04,345 --> 00:07:05,676 How much is it? 42 00:07:05,847 --> 00:07:07,508 Oh, no, don't worry. Just find me. 43 00:07:07,683 --> 00:07:10,344 Don't tell London. You know she hates that shit. 44 00:07:10,518 --> 00:07:12,986 Yeah, like I'm gonna say something. 45 00:07:13,154 --> 00:07:16,613 - All right, well, see you later. - Yeah, I'll see you. 46 00:07:27,435 --> 00:07:30,234 Your name wouldn't happen to be Bateman, would it? 47 00:07:31,773 --> 00:07:34,742 - Unfortunately, yes. - Hey. Syd. 48 00:07:34,910 --> 00:07:37,004 Nice to meet you. Thank you for coming down. 49 00:07:37,179 --> 00:07:40,274 I know you don't deliver this far down. I just had a shitty day. 50 00:07:40,449 --> 00:07:42,508 I have to clear my head out. 51 00:07:42,685 --> 00:07:44,346 No worries, mate. 52 00:07:44,520 --> 00:07:46,510 So where do you wanna do this? 53 00:07:47,289 --> 00:07:50,259 We don't want to go in the bathroom. It's horrendous in there. 54 00:07:50,426 --> 00:07:52,655 I drove. You wanna use my car? 55 00:07:53,729 --> 00:07:55,891 Your car? Why not? 56 00:08:03,573 --> 00:08:06,372 So how is this shit? It's pretty good? 57 00:08:06,544 --> 00:08:09,307 Can't say I've sampled any of this batch... 58 00:08:09,479 --> 00:08:13,382 ...but considering the source, I imagine it to be pretty clean, yeah. 59 00:08:14,685 --> 00:08:19,622 So is this like a full-time gig for you? A full-time job? 60 00:08:19,790 --> 00:08:21,782 No, mate, I'm a banker. 61 00:08:21,959 --> 00:08:24,257 Foreign exchange dealer. Currency trader. 62 00:08:24,428 --> 00:08:27,830 - Currency trader? - Euros, pounds, arbitrage, yeah. 63 00:08:27,999 --> 00:08:29,727 Okay, so you're not a dealer. 64 00:08:29,900 --> 00:08:32,665 Mate, I ain't a fucking dealer. 65 00:08:32,838 --> 00:08:34,829 Strictly a buyer. 66 00:08:35,006 --> 00:08:37,497 I was uptown, you were on my way. It's just a favor. 67 00:08:37,709 --> 00:08:41,941 Gotcha. Well, whatever it is, I really appreciate it, man. 68 00:08:46,451 --> 00:08:48,613 Here we go. 69 00:08:48,787 --> 00:08:50,585 So a currency trader, huh? 70 00:08:50,756 --> 00:08:52,746 How's the money in that, good? 71 00:08:52,924 --> 00:08:55,290 Not if you get stuck on this shit, no. 72 00:08:55,460 --> 00:08:58,361 Yeah, I know. God, what a stupid fucking drug. 73 00:08:59,631 --> 00:09:03,261 I don't know what you're doing after this, if you got plans or anything... 74 00:09:03,435 --> 00:09:07,099 ...but a friend is having a party two blocks from here, if you're interested. 75 00:09:07,273 --> 00:09:09,798 No, thanks, mate, but I've had a shit day, believe me. 76 00:09:09,977 --> 00:09:12,604 I just figured, you know, you came down this whole way. 77 00:09:12,778 --> 00:09:14,643 It'll probably be pretty good. 78 00:09:14,814 --> 00:09:17,147 What kind of party is it, exactly? 79 00:09:17,317 --> 00:09:18,943 Actually, it's a.... 80 00:09:19,118 --> 00:09:24,648 It's a going-away party for this girl, for my ex-chick. 81 00:09:24,824 --> 00:09:28,989 But it'll be good, you know, free booze, free food, hot chicks. 82 00:09:29,162 --> 00:09:32,222 I really shouldn't. Thanks anyway. I appreciate the offer. 83 00:09:39,173 --> 00:09:41,368 Fuck it, Syd. I'm gonna go. Take it easy. 84 00:09:41,542 --> 00:09:43,908 Why are you gonna go? Don't go. You just got here. 85 00:09:44,078 --> 00:09:46,171 You walked all the way down here. Why leave? 86 00:09:46,346 --> 00:09:48,007 Because I've had a horrendous day. 87 00:09:48,182 --> 00:09:51,982 I've decided not to go because I don't want to meet a loft full of strangers. 88 00:09:52,152 --> 00:09:54,552 - You enjoy yourself. - Come in for five minutes. 89 00:09:54,722 --> 00:09:56,713 - Get a drink. - No, man. You go, fuck it. 90 00:09:56,890 --> 00:09:58,881 What do you got that's better than this? 91 00:09:59,059 --> 00:10:01,028 Girls, free booze, do a line. 92 00:10:01,196 --> 00:10:04,097 I've just come out of the most psychotic therapy session... 93 00:10:04,299 --> 00:10:07,529 ...I've had in fucking years. Almost smacked some cunt for a taxi. 94 00:10:07,701 --> 00:10:10,067 I really don't know if I'm ready for this shit. 95 00:10:10,237 --> 00:10:13,833 Just come in for five minutes. You don't like it, you can leave. 96 00:10:14,008 --> 00:10:15,737 One fucking drink, bro. 97 00:10:15,910 --> 00:10:18,037 Mallory will be here. 98 00:10:18,346 --> 00:10:19,677 One drink? 99 00:10:19,848 --> 00:10:21,679 One fucking drink. 100 00:10:27,422 --> 00:10:29,516 - How you doing, man? - Evening. 101 00:10:29,692 --> 00:10:31,853 - What is it, 5011? - Yes. 102 00:10:32,027 --> 00:10:33,688 Thanks, man. 103 00:10:36,699 --> 00:10:38,290 - Hey, Maya. - Hi, Syd. 104 00:10:38,467 --> 00:10:40,731 - How you doing? - Good. 105 00:10:40,903 --> 00:10:44,066 - It's been a while. - Yeah. How you doing? 106 00:10:44,240 --> 00:10:46,265 I'm good. Bateman, this is Maya. Sorry. 107 00:10:46,442 --> 00:10:48,433 - Maya, Bateman. - Nice to meet you. 108 00:10:48,612 --> 00:10:50,739 How you been? What you been up to? 109 00:10:51,547 --> 00:10:56,849 In hell, man. I fucked up on the SATs, I gotta retake them. 110 00:10:57,854 --> 00:10:59,946 - That's it, you know? - Right. 111 00:11:00,123 --> 00:11:03,092 Just wanna kill myself. Yeah. 112 00:11:12,737 --> 00:11:16,833 Well, you know, if you want to get out of SAT mode, I picked up a lot of: 113 00:11:17,008 --> 00:11:19,909 - You know, so.... - Are you dealing now? 114 00:11:20,077 --> 00:11:24,741 Yes, I'm dealing. No, I'm not dealing. I got more than I need, so if you're.... 115 00:11:24,916 --> 00:11:27,077 - All right, man, thanks. - Just come find me. 116 00:11:27,251 --> 00:11:31,745 - I might take you up on that. - Did anybody--? 117 00:11:42,301 --> 00:11:43,325 Coming. 118 00:11:43,801 --> 00:11:46,293 - Hello. - Hello. 119 00:11:46,471 --> 00:11:48,132 - Hey, baby. - How are you? 120 00:11:48,306 --> 00:11:51,434 - I'm good. Hey, Syd, how are you? - This, my darling, is for you. 121 00:11:51,609 --> 00:11:54,203 Oh, you guys, shut up. Thank you. 122 00:11:54,412 --> 00:11:57,643 - You know you are the best. - Nobody's here yet. 123 00:11:57,816 --> 00:11:59,875 Grab a drink. Make yourself at home. 124 00:12:00,052 --> 00:12:02,178 Hello? Syd and London. 125 00:12:02,353 --> 00:12:05,550 - Don't disrespect them in public. - In public. 126 00:12:05,723 --> 00:12:07,315 Let's go upstairs. 127 00:12:07,493 --> 00:12:10,860 Why? Who's upstairs? 128 00:12:11,564 --> 00:12:14,294 Very bad. Catch me. 129 00:12:36,555 --> 00:12:38,751 You're crazy. 130 00:12:43,496 --> 00:12:45,191 What is this? 131 00:12:45,366 --> 00:12:46,731 It's for you. 132 00:12:47,534 --> 00:12:51,971 - For me? For me? - For you. 133 00:12:59,180 --> 00:13:00,943 Oh, my God, Syd, I love it. 134 00:13:01,115 --> 00:13:02,980 Thank you. 135 00:13:09,257 --> 00:13:11,088 I love you. 136 00:13:15,030 --> 00:13:17,123 I love you. 137 00:13:22,571 --> 00:13:25,540 Come on, "I love you too, London," you fucker. 138 00:13:25,707 --> 00:13:27,698 You can say it. I'm not gonna tell anybody. 139 00:13:27,875 --> 00:13:29,707 - London, don't. - What? What am I doing? 140 00:13:29,878 --> 00:13:31,539 - This. - What am I doing wrong? 141 00:13:31,713 --> 00:13:35,479 Whatever this is, this obsession to put a verbal label on everything. 142 00:13:35,651 --> 00:13:38,484 - It's not about words. - No, it is about words. 143 00:13:38,654 --> 00:13:41,646 Because if we didn't have words, we'd be living in caves... 144 00:13:41,823 --> 00:13:43,951 - ...and still talking with our hands. - Stop. 145 00:13:44,127 --> 00:13:45,923 We haven't even come close to a fight. 146 00:13:46,094 --> 00:13:49,121 If we can avoid that first fight, by theory we'll never fight. 147 00:13:49,299 --> 00:13:50,629 Okay? Please. 148 00:13:50,799 --> 00:13:52,927 It's been so perfect till now. Don't do this. 149 00:13:53,102 --> 00:13:55,570 It's been perfect for you. For you. 150 00:13:56,739 --> 00:13:58,537 London. 151 00:14:06,250 --> 00:14:07,683 Coming. 152 00:14:07,851 --> 00:14:10,581 Wait a minute, someone's at the door. 153 00:14:12,623 --> 00:14:14,750 - Hello. - Hi. 154 00:14:14,926 --> 00:14:16,917 Wow, you look beautiful. 155 00:14:17,094 --> 00:14:19,255 You look hot. Nice hat, nice boots. 156 00:14:19,430 --> 00:14:21,091 Thanks. 157 00:14:21,265 --> 00:14:24,200 - Hey. - Hey, Becca. 158 00:14:26,137 --> 00:14:28,605 - Rebecca. - Bateman. Friend of Syd's. 159 00:14:28,773 --> 00:14:30,866 - Nice to meet you. - Nobody's here yet, guys. 160 00:14:31,076 --> 00:14:33,271 So just come on in and make yourself at home. 161 00:14:39,718 --> 00:14:42,881 Okay, so you're not gonna believe who's just fucking shown up. 162 00:14:43,222 --> 00:14:44,655 Great party, mate. 163 00:14:44,823 --> 00:14:48,725 Oh, it'll be better. It'll be better. Trust me. I promise you. 164 00:14:48,894 --> 00:14:50,521 Okay, I've gotta go. 165 00:14:53,032 --> 00:14:56,468 Please tell me you did not bring Syd here. 166 00:14:56,636 --> 00:14:59,127 Oh, my God, I just rode up in the elevator with him. 167 00:14:59,305 --> 00:15:01,637 - Why? He's not invited? - He's so not invited. 168 00:15:04,210 --> 00:15:06,405 He's fucking touching my Buddha's head. 169 00:15:06,613 --> 00:15:08,205 Hey, London, it's me. 170 00:15:08,381 --> 00:15:12,477 Give me a call as soon as you get this, okay? Okay, bye. 171 00:15:13,420 --> 00:15:14,886 Fuck it. 172 00:15:15,055 --> 00:15:18,547 Hey, Syd. Do us a favor, yeah? Don't touch the Buddha. 173 00:15:20,027 --> 00:15:21,721 Okay? 174 00:15:22,196 --> 00:15:24,721 He's a fucking cocksucker. 175 00:15:24,898 --> 00:15:26,594 Where did you get your hat? 176 00:15:26,767 --> 00:15:28,359 It's so cute on you. 177 00:15:36,176 --> 00:15:38,611 He's fucked. 178 00:15:38,780 --> 00:15:42,579 To show up at someone's party. He isn't even fucking invited. 179 00:15:55,697 --> 00:15:58,222 Did they just go upstairs? 180 00:15:58,400 --> 00:16:00,835 Right. Nice. Nice of them to ask. 181 00:16:08,978 --> 00:16:12,209 Wait, I'm confused, did you say you do believe in God or you don't? 182 00:16:13,449 --> 00:16:16,612 "God" might not be the appropriate word for it, actually. 183 00:16:17,620 --> 00:16:19,110 It's more of an epiphany. 184 00:16:19,288 --> 00:16:20,949 Epiphany? What was your epiphany? 185 00:16:21,124 --> 00:16:24,150 Well, for me, an epiphany is when you really see the universe... 186 00:16:24,326 --> 00:16:26,226 ...in all it's splendor and beauty... 187 00:16:26,396 --> 00:16:28,625 ...and you suddenly understand everything. 188 00:16:28,797 --> 00:16:30,789 - What does that mean? - Fucking everything. 189 00:16:30,966 --> 00:16:34,300 Everything you can imagine. You don't know what "everything" means? 190 00:16:34,471 --> 00:16:37,668 I know what it means. I don't know what you mean by "everything." 191 00:16:37,841 --> 00:16:41,106 It means everything, doesn't it? You know, everything. 192 00:16:41,278 --> 00:16:44,441 - So, what's your problem? - For someone who's seen the infinite... 193 00:16:44,614 --> 00:16:47,811 ...you're vague. You'd think with someone who's had a revelation... 194 00:16:47,984 --> 00:16:50,851 - ...you'd be more specific. - It's not about specifics. 195 00:16:51,021 --> 00:16:54,354 It's an energy that hits you between the eyes and you're enlightened. 196 00:16:54,524 --> 00:16:56,789 - You see everything? - You don't see everything. 197 00:16:56,961 --> 00:16:59,360 You see nothing. But you understand everything. 198 00:16:59,764 --> 00:17:02,095 And you know what got me the most? 199 00:17:02,300 --> 00:17:06,134 - Is that I understood time horizons. - What's a time horizon? 200 00:17:12,176 --> 00:17:14,872 It's like this. I understood where I stood in relation... 201 00:17:15,046 --> 00:17:17,844 ...to where the Romans and the Jews were 2000 years ago... 202 00:17:18,015 --> 00:17:19,984 ...and why I was here now. 203 00:17:20,152 --> 00:17:21,983 Then I felt this enormous compassion... 204 00:17:22,154 --> 00:17:25,715 ...for the struggle of the human race and what it had to go through for us. 205 00:17:25,891 --> 00:17:28,655 You know, for life as we know it to come to this point. 206 00:17:28,826 --> 00:17:32,991 It's truly remarkable, but at the same time, it's utterly fucking disturbing. 207 00:17:33,165 --> 00:17:36,191 I mean, we're the same people that were living in Roman times... 208 00:17:36,369 --> 00:17:40,236 ...throwing boiling oil on each other and crucifying Christians. 209 00:17:40,405 --> 00:17:42,806 Not that that's entirely a bad thing. 210 00:17:42,975 --> 00:17:44,806 Hey, Syd, are you in there? It's Maya. 211 00:17:45,577 --> 00:17:47,307 Oh, fuck! Fuck me. 212 00:17:47,479 --> 00:17:51,678 - Fuck, fuck. Give me one second. - What the fuck have you done? 213 00:17:51,850 --> 00:17:53,478 - Sorry. Fuck. - You clumsy bastard. 214 00:17:53,653 --> 00:17:55,388 - What have you fucking done? - Shit. 215 00:17:58,557 --> 00:17:59,990 Look at that. 216 00:18:00,192 --> 00:18:01,989 It's covered in fucking beer. 217 00:18:02,161 --> 00:18:03,594 - Fuck. - Oh, my God. 218 00:18:03,796 --> 00:18:05,560 What are you gonna do? 219 00:18:05,732 --> 00:18:08,529 - Goddamn it, Syd. - Instant karma. 220 00:18:08,701 --> 00:18:10,226 - I got it. - That's enough to give up blasphemy. 221 00:18:10,404 --> 00:18:12,497 - Get up here. - No, we can totally save this. 222 00:18:12,672 --> 00:18:15,004 What are you gonna do, eat food off the floor? 223 00:18:15,175 --> 00:18:16,699 - Fucking gross. - Do me a favor. 224 00:18:16,876 --> 00:18:20,074 - God fucking damn it. - God, is this it? 225 00:18:20,247 --> 00:18:21,874 - Yes. - Are you kidding? 226 00:18:22,049 --> 00:18:24,949 - No, it's my fucking fault too. - Just snort it off the floor. 227 00:18:25,118 --> 00:18:28,611 You don't wanna do that. I shouldn't have put it by the fucking sink. 228 00:18:35,629 --> 00:18:37,530 What are you doing? 229 00:18:49,244 --> 00:18:52,474 - What's that? - As I said, all is not lost. 230 00:18:52,647 --> 00:18:56,812 - Bateman, Jesus Christ. - Oh, my God, you fucking rock. 231 00:18:56,985 --> 00:18:58,816 - Do you know this painting? - No. 232 00:18:58,987 --> 00:19:00,887 It's Van Gogh's Wheatfield with Crows, 233 00:19:01,056 --> 00:19:03,547 The most significant painting the man's ever painted. 234 00:19:03,725 --> 00:19:05,454 - Oh, well, then. - Fuck, it's true. 235 00:19:06,463 --> 00:19:08,294 That'll do for starters, won't it? 236 00:19:08,465 --> 00:19:12,093 Look, this is the last painting the man did before he killed himself. 237 00:19:12,268 --> 00:19:15,794 It's his suicide note. He even put his left ear in the fucking clouds. 238 00:19:15,971 --> 00:19:18,907 There is his mutilated left ear. 239 00:19:19,075 --> 00:19:22,407 Can you see it? Not everyone sees it, of course, but there it is. 240 00:19:22,578 --> 00:19:25,480 He mutilated his left ear and put it in the fucking painting. 241 00:19:25,648 --> 00:19:27,115 What does that mean? 242 00:19:33,823 --> 00:19:36,122 Maya, I'm curious. Do you believe in God? 243 00:19:36,293 --> 00:19:38,318 You guys have been doing too many drugs. 244 00:19:38,495 --> 00:19:40,464 Answer the question. Yes or no? 245 00:19:41,198 --> 00:19:44,166 God, that's a really long conversation... 246 00:19:44,334 --> 00:19:47,930 ...but I will tell you something I read the other day that freaked me out. 247 00:19:48,105 --> 00:19:49,538 I don't remember where it was. 248 00:19:49,707 --> 00:19:52,436 It was like Russia or Germany or one of these places... 249 00:19:52,610 --> 00:19:55,341 ...but these scientists, they took this pregnant rabbit... 250 00:19:57,548 --> 00:20:00,642 ...and they hooked up to, like, a heart monitor and an EEG... 251 00:20:00,818 --> 00:20:02,514 ...which sensors your brain waves. 252 00:20:02,687 --> 00:20:06,144 And, like, the second after she gives birth, they take these babies... 253 00:20:06,324 --> 00:20:09,691 ...and they jump in a van and they start shooting them... 254 00:20:10,128 --> 00:20:13,222 ...one by one in the back of the head with, like, a.22 rifle. 255 00:20:13,431 --> 00:20:15,296 From, like one mile away: 256 00:20:15,467 --> 00:20:17,799 Five miles away: Twenty miles away-- 257 00:20:17,969 --> 00:20:20,665 Don't tell me people are killing little bunny rabbits. 258 00:20:20,839 --> 00:20:23,536 What's so interesting is that every time they'd shoot... 259 00:20:23,709 --> 00:20:26,233 ...one of these poor babies in the back of the head... 260 00:20:26,445 --> 00:20:29,572 ...the mother's heartbeat and brain waves would go crazy. 261 00:20:29,748 --> 00:20:33,879 So I'm just saying there's, you know, shit like that, and then-- 262 00:20:34,053 --> 00:20:36,351 The mother knew the babies were getting shot-- 263 00:20:36,522 --> 00:20:39,821 Yes. Every fucking time. Exactly. 264 00:20:39,992 --> 00:20:43,985 I mean, there's all that stuff, you know, like those weird identical twins, right? 265 00:20:44,163 --> 00:20:46,495 One of the brothers is walking down the street... 266 00:20:46,666 --> 00:20:48,567 ...gets stabbed by some serial killer, 267 00:20:52,672 --> 00:20:55,198 Wait. So he gets stabbed, right? 268 00:20:55,375 --> 00:20:59,004 And then 900 miles away, at the exact same time... 269 00:20:59,179 --> 00:21:01,909 ...his twin brother falls down, 270 00:21:02,082 --> 00:21:03,743 Weird, it's very weird, yes. 271 00:21:03,917 --> 00:21:06,044 Do you want to let me finish what I'm saying? 272 00:21:06,219 --> 00:21:08,449 - Please, please, finish. - Okay, he falls down. 273 00:21:08,622 --> 00:21:11,090 Gets hospitalized due to heart palpitations... 274 00:21:11,258 --> 00:21:13,453 ...at the same time his brother was stabbed. 275 00:21:13,627 --> 00:21:16,255 - Why are you shaking your head? - You sound like London. 276 00:21:16,430 --> 00:21:18,956 - It's coincidence. - How is it a coincidence? 277 00:21:19,133 --> 00:21:21,931 I've had this conversation before. I'm not having it here. 278 00:21:22,103 --> 00:21:26,233 Well, then, let's not. Then don't ask me about God, okay, Syd? 279 00:21:30,044 --> 00:21:31,375 Hey, is London here yet? 280 00:21:33,247 --> 00:21:34,578 No, I don't think so. 281 00:21:34,749 --> 00:21:36,307 Did you meet her boyfriend? 282 00:21:36,518 --> 00:21:39,281 Yeah, a couple of times. He's nice. 283 00:21:42,090 --> 00:21:45,322 Is he, like, an attractive guy? Is he good-looking? 284 00:21:45,893 --> 00:21:48,658 Are you asking me if he's an attractive guy? 285 00:21:49,530 --> 00:21:50,498 I guess. 286 00:21:52,134 --> 00:21:54,625 You guess? What do you mean, you guess? 287 00:21:54,804 --> 00:21:56,327 I mean, I guess. 288 00:21:56,538 --> 00:22:00,566 All right, so I'm curious. Do you think he's more or less attractive than me? 289 00:22:01,244 --> 00:22:02,574 Syd, I don't know. 290 00:22:03,613 --> 00:22:06,604 Well, you do know. You just aren't telling me. 291 00:22:07,549 --> 00:22:10,848 I don't know, Syd. You guys just-- You have totally different looks. 292 00:22:11,054 --> 00:22:13,147 All right, yes. We have very different looks. 293 00:22:13,323 --> 00:22:15,689 But whose do you like more? His or mine? 294 00:22:17,126 --> 00:22:19,561 This is stupid, Syd. 295 00:22:21,297 --> 00:22:23,128 Okay, fine. 296 00:22:23,299 --> 00:22:25,824 I guess, on some level, I find him attractive. 297 00:22:26,003 --> 00:22:27,867 That doesn't mean that I find him... 298 00:22:28,071 --> 00:22:30,505 ...any more or less attractive than I find you. 299 00:22:33,277 --> 00:22:34,835 Okay? 300 00:22:35,512 --> 00:22:37,980 I won't lie to you. Just because we're going out... 301 00:22:38,148 --> 00:22:39,945 ...doesn't mean I'm gonna, you know... 302 00:22:40,117 --> 00:22:43,450 ...suddenly not be attracted to the opposite sex. 303 00:22:45,189 --> 00:22:47,384 He's a friend who happens to be attractive. 304 00:22:47,591 --> 00:22:50,857 It was one lunch. Why are you freaking out? 305 00:22:51,029 --> 00:22:54,794 You don't see me going to lunch with a bunch of attractive people. 306 00:22:54,965 --> 00:23:00,131 Okay. First of all, it was one guy, not a bunch. 307 00:23:00,305 --> 00:23:04,900 And it's really not my problem that you don't have female friends, is it? 308 00:23:05,110 --> 00:23:09,012 Because no one's stopping you from having female friends. 309 00:23:12,384 --> 00:23:14,148 I love this, by the way. 310 00:23:18,890 --> 00:23:22,691 - So for the sake of conversation.... - Syd. 311 00:23:22,862 --> 00:23:25,831 - Let's just pretend you and I... - Please, can we just drop it? 312 00:23:25,997 --> 00:23:28,159 ...don't know each other. Just listen to me. 313 00:23:28,334 --> 00:23:32,100 Let's pretend for five minutes you don't know me, I don't know you. 314 00:23:32,271 --> 00:23:34,102 Me and what's-his-name are in the room. 315 00:23:34,273 --> 00:23:36,367 - Who do you pick? - I do know you, Syd. 316 00:23:36,542 --> 00:23:38,009 Remove that from the equation. 317 00:23:38,178 --> 00:23:40,544 - You can't. - Gun to your head. Who do you pick? 318 00:23:40,714 --> 00:23:44,206 I would pick you. I would pick you in any equation. 319 00:23:44,650 --> 00:23:46,845 Are you all right in there? 320 00:23:47,019 --> 00:23:49,545 Everything is fine. Thank you. 321 00:23:51,658 --> 00:23:55,185 Syd, literally, this has got to be one of the most insane conversations... 322 00:23:55,362 --> 00:23:57,159 ...I've ever had with you. 323 00:23:57,664 --> 00:23:59,962 I don't want to fuck him. I don't. 324 00:24:00,167 --> 00:24:01,567 - Fuck him? - It was one lunch. 325 00:24:01,736 --> 00:24:03,397 Who said anything about fucking him? 326 00:24:03,570 --> 00:24:06,734 - I didn't say fucking, I said attracted. - That's what you meant. 327 00:24:06,908 --> 00:24:08,772 - It's not. - Please keep your voice down. 328 00:24:08,942 --> 00:24:10,740 I meant attracted, you said fuck. 329 00:24:10,912 --> 00:24:13,574 Can you just fucking shut the fuck up? 330 00:24:14,581 --> 00:24:15,571 What do you want? 331 00:24:16,118 --> 00:24:19,087 I want you to answer the fucking question. 332 00:24:22,591 --> 00:24:28,224 Syd, you're a cute guy. You are. You really, really are, but I don't know. 333 00:24:28,398 --> 00:24:31,231 He has this angular, sexy, Diesel-ad thing going on. 334 00:24:31,401 --> 00:24:32,834 But I don't even know him. 335 00:24:33,002 --> 00:24:35,061 - So maybe he's an asshole. - You know what? 336 00:24:35,604 --> 00:24:38,574 Fuck you, Maya. If you were my friend, you would've lied. 337 00:24:38,741 --> 00:24:41,938 Syd. Syd, you are at her going-away party. 338 00:24:42,112 --> 00:24:44,273 If you don't calm down, you'll drive me... 339 00:24:44,447 --> 00:24:49,942 ...and you, and everyone else, and her at this fucking party crazy. 340 00:24:50,121 --> 00:24:53,089 Just say goodbye and let her go, because she's gone. 341 00:24:53,757 --> 00:24:56,317 She's gone, man. 342 00:25:00,331 --> 00:25:02,264 Line, anyone? 343 00:25:05,136 --> 00:25:08,037 No. No, thank you. But do you have a cigarette? 344 00:25:08,239 --> 00:25:09,968 I'm sorry. 345 00:25:38,403 --> 00:25:42,170 Light. I'm sorry. 346 00:25:47,079 --> 00:25:50,207 All right, all right, you know what? I'm gonna go. 347 00:25:50,383 --> 00:25:53,045 - Are you leaving? - Thank you. Thank you for everything. 348 00:25:53,219 --> 00:25:54,982 - Really. - Listen, do me a favor. 349 00:25:55,154 --> 00:25:58,521 Don't tell London I'm doing blow in here. That'll really screw me. 350 00:25:58,691 --> 00:26:01,661 You know, Syd, yeah, you know, I'll try to remember that. 351 00:26:01,827 --> 00:26:03,489 Maya, I'm serious. Please? 352 00:26:13,941 --> 00:26:17,274 Hey, please tell me you're not doing coke in my parents' bathroom. 353 00:26:17,444 --> 00:26:19,412 - What? - I saw you go upstairs. 354 00:26:19,580 --> 00:26:21,445 - Where did you go? - To the bathroom. 355 00:26:21,615 --> 00:26:24,379 Swear to God, you're not doing coke in my parents' house. 356 00:26:24,551 --> 00:26:25,916 Oh, my God, I swear to God... 357 00:26:26,086 --> 00:26:28,885 ...I'm not doing coke in your parents' house. 358 00:26:29,057 --> 00:26:30,387 Okay, I'm sorry, darling. 359 00:26:32,060 --> 00:26:35,393 All right. Have a good time. I'm sorry. 360 00:26:42,203 --> 00:26:44,262 How long were you two together? 361 00:26:44,440 --> 00:26:48,068 Who? Me and London? Two and a half years. 362 00:26:48,543 --> 00:26:50,875 - You split when? - Six months and a few days ago. 363 00:26:51,045 --> 00:26:53,479 You're counting, Syd. Not a good sign, mate. 364 00:26:54,083 --> 00:26:56,244 Why? Why do you say that? 365 00:26:57,786 --> 00:27:01,153 Joking. I mean, what's the girl's name? 366 00:27:01,356 --> 00:27:03,756 - Maya. Can I have one of those? - Maya. 367 00:27:03,926 --> 00:27:05,723 Maya. 368 00:27:05,894 --> 00:27:07,794 I'd do some terrible things to her. 369 00:27:08,230 --> 00:27:11,098 She's like an X-rated Barbie doll. 370 00:27:11,667 --> 00:27:13,965 - How old is she? - I don't know, like 16, 17. 371 00:27:14,136 --> 00:27:15,468 Seventeen? 372 00:27:16,939 --> 00:27:20,000 - Now I really wanna fuck her. - You'd fuck a 17-year-old? 373 00:27:20,676 --> 00:27:22,507 What, you wouldn't? 374 00:27:23,279 --> 00:27:25,747 If it's not against the law, what's the problem? 375 00:27:25,915 --> 00:27:27,973 You can fuck a 15-year-old in France. 376 00:27:28,151 --> 00:27:29,914 Does that make them all pedophiles? 377 00:27:30,086 --> 00:27:33,419 Right situation, right country, you'd fuck one too, believe you me. 378 00:27:33,590 --> 00:27:37,458 Right, right. International waters, deserted island, shit can happen. 379 00:27:37,627 --> 00:27:40,994 But if any of my female friends knew I fucked a 17-year-old... 380 00:27:41,164 --> 00:27:43,463 - ...they'd lose it. - What's the matter with you? 381 00:27:43,634 --> 00:27:46,330 If we told women a tenth of the things we think and do... 382 00:27:46,503 --> 00:27:48,164 ...do you think we'd ever get laid? 383 00:27:48,338 --> 00:27:51,274 - Like when I asked a girl to piss on me. - To piss on you? 384 00:27:53,277 --> 00:27:56,110 Yes, mate, but I was on a horrible amount of X at the time. 385 00:27:56,280 --> 00:27:58,180 Did she piss on you? 386 00:28:00,017 --> 00:28:01,952 Actually, no... 387 00:28:03,287 --> 00:28:05,449 ...she pissed in my mouth. 388 00:28:08,026 --> 00:28:09,652 She pissed in your mouth? 389 00:28:09,827 --> 00:28:11,955 It was not a pleasant experience, believe me. 390 00:28:14,031 --> 00:28:15,498 How the fuck does that happen? 391 00:28:15,666 --> 00:28:19,796 What is the conversation that leads to a girl having to piss in your mouth? 392 00:28:19,970 --> 00:28:21,563 It was a fucking mistress. 393 00:28:21,739 --> 00:28:25,198 - You paid an S & M chick? - Many times. 394 00:28:26,544 --> 00:28:28,569 "Many times." 395 00:28:29,447 --> 00:28:33,247 Listen, it's an expensive hobby, both mentally and financially. 396 00:28:33,451 --> 00:28:35,850 So, what's the deal? How does it work? 397 00:28:37,756 --> 00:28:39,883 I don't know if I want to go there, you know? 398 00:28:40,058 --> 00:28:43,687 Come on, explain it. No one cares. Did you get your shit wet? Me too. 399 00:28:43,862 --> 00:28:47,821 It's my fucking Savile Row suit. It's fucking 5 G's. 400 00:28:48,000 --> 00:28:51,457 I've kept it out of the rain all day. Look at the state of it. 401 00:28:52,070 --> 00:28:54,231 Look, I don't wanna go there. All right, Syd? 402 00:28:54,406 --> 00:28:55,840 Come on. I'm not gonna tell. 403 00:28:56,008 --> 00:28:58,407 - Why the fuck do you wanna know? - How does it work? 404 00:28:58,577 --> 00:29:02,035 - You just go over there? - Look at you, you fucking dirtbag. 405 00:29:02,214 --> 00:29:04,375 - You brought it up. - You wanna go there... 406 00:29:04,550 --> 00:29:07,883 ...you fucking go there. Leave my fucking demons to myself, mate. 407 00:29:08,054 --> 00:29:10,045 - Where is it? - Tribeca, you cunt. 408 00:29:10,223 --> 00:29:12,554 Explain it. How does it work? You just walk over? 409 00:29:14,494 --> 00:29:16,290 Look, you phone from downstairs... 410 00:29:16,496 --> 00:29:20,898 ...and magically they let you in through these enormous iron gates, 411 00:29:23,069 --> 00:29:24,093 You get all excited, 412 00:29:24,271 --> 00:29:27,206 You get all wrapped up, You can't wait to get in there, 413 00:29:29,943 --> 00:29:32,935 The whole thought of it just gets amongst your fucking veins, 414 00:29:33,113 --> 00:29:34,603 You're into it, you know? 415 00:29:34,782 --> 00:29:36,749 All of a sudden, they give you a form. 416 00:29:36,917 --> 00:29:40,580 it's a five-page disclaimer in fucking triplicate, 417 00:29:40,754 --> 00:29:44,054 And you're like, "Hold on. What is this? Paperwork? 418 00:29:44,225 --> 00:29:45,919 I've come here to get my dick sucked. 419 00:29:46,093 --> 00:29:48,459 I didn't come here to sign forms." It's hilarious. 420 00:29:48,628 --> 00:29:52,087 You don't pay them, you give them a fucking donation. 421 00:29:52,265 --> 00:29:55,895 I mean, that is so American, isn't it? Come on. 422 00:29:56,070 --> 00:29:59,563 And then they give you a list and a little pencil, like in the sushi bar, 423 00:29:59,740 --> 00:30:02,733 You start checking off the requirements, Whipping, spanking-- 424 00:30:04,813 --> 00:30:08,840 Come on, you fucking dirty shit-cunt whore. Fucking whip me! 425 00:30:09,051 --> 00:30:11,076 --nipple clamps, coprophilia, 426 00:30:11,253 --> 00:30:13,585 - What's coprophilia? - When they shit on you. 427 00:30:13,989 --> 00:30:15,422 Shit in your mouth. 428 00:30:15,591 --> 00:30:18,856 You can have it in the mouth or you can have it over a glass table, 429 00:30:19,061 --> 00:30:22,360 Can you imagine? They fucking wheel out a glass table and they just... 430 00:30:22,565 --> 00:30:25,362 ...shit all over it, and you're just like: 431 00:30:25,568 --> 00:30:27,468 "You dirty bitch!" 432 00:30:27,637 --> 00:30:31,004 Who the fuck asks for that fucking misery? 433 00:30:31,174 --> 00:30:33,540 I hope not you. 434 00:30:33,710 --> 00:30:35,142 Yeah, what about me? 435 00:30:37,514 --> 00:30:40,778 Anyway, you know, there's a lot-- I mean, the list is long, mate. 436 00:30:40,949 --> 00:30:43,384 - Infantilism, you've got-- - What's infantilism? 437 00:30:43,587 --> 00:30:45,612 They make you a baby, give you a bottle, 438 00:30:45,788 --> 00:30:48,781 Put you in diapers, nurse you, turn you into an infant. 439 00:30:49,626 --> 00:30:53,528 I mean, it's the sickest, most twisted place you'll ever go. 440 00:30:53,696 --> 00:30:55,130 I mean, they claw your balls. 441 00:30:55,299 --> 00:30:57,357 They'll tie your cock up with a shoelace... 442 00:30:57,534 --> 00:31:02,598 ...stick truncheons up your ass. It's twisted. It's fucking twisted. 443 00:31:03,374 --> 00:31:05,638 But I'm telling you, the moment you come.... 444 00:31:05,809 --> 00:31:07,868 The moment you come, you are so sober. 445 00:31:08,746 --> 00:31:12,546 i mean, so fucking sober, 446 00:31:12,716 --> 00:31:17,016 You're like, "What have i just done? What the fuck have i just done? 447 00:31:17,188 --> 00:31:20,818 i've just paid $275 for some stranger... 448 00:31:20,991 --> 00:31:23,653 ...some chick i don't even know, to, like, whip me... 449 00:31:23,827 --> 00:31:25,659 ...and piss on my head," 450 00:31:26,698 --> 00:31:29,826 So where's the upside? Why do you do it? I don't get it. 451 00:31:30,502 --> 00:31:34,233 Well, on a physical level, it can be rather pleasurable. 452 00:31:35,140 --> 00:31:38,838 Psychologically-- This is without getting too deep here. 453 00:31:39,010 --> 00:31:42,105 --I think it has a lot to do with pain and self-flagellation... 454 00:31:42,280 --> 00:31:44,613 ...both literally and metaphorically. 455 00:31:44,784 --> 00:31:47,446 I mean, I don't know whether it's the culture or what... 456 00:31:47,652 --> 00:31:51,180 ...but the English, in general, are very into pain and spanking. 457 00:31:51,357 --> 00:31:53,222 The English? Really? 458 00:31:53,392 --> 00:31:56,020 Yeah, you're always reading some story in the papers... 459 00:31:56,196 --> 00:31:58,789 ...about some judge or vicar bent over a hooker's knee, 460 00:32:01,101 --> 00:32:03,534 I didn't know the English were so fucked up. 461 00:32:03,703 --> 00:32:06,229 Mate, the English are very... 462 00:32:06,405 --> 00:32:09,398 ...I mean, very fucked up. 463 00:32:12,446 --> 00:32:14,414 Yeah, one sec. 464 00:32:16,817 --> 00:32:20,480 Sweating like a fucking rapist. 465 00:32:23,457 --> 00:32:24,982 Syd. 466 00:32:25,192 --> 00:32:26,921 Come and have a look at the view. 467 00:32:28,328 --> 00:32:32,094 Yeah. It's Mallory, the girl from the bar. I'll hook you up. 468 00:32:32,266 --> 00:32:33,666 - Come back in. - Who? 469 00:32:33,835 --> 00:32:35,631 Mallory. The girl from the bar. 470 00:32:35,802 --> 00:32:38,168 - She's hot. I'll hook you up. - No, no, mate, no. 471 00:32:38,338 --> 00:32:41,103 I'm too-- I'm wanked, mate. I can't be fucking with girls. 472 00:32:41,276 --> 00:32:42,903 So what? So am I. 473 00:32:43,077 --> 00:32:45,477 I've been drinking this piss. No, I can't, fuck it. 474 00:32:45,647 --> 00:32:47,478 - I can't operate like this. - Who cares? 475 00:32:47,649 --> 00:32:50,140 - I'm fucking dizzy. - She'll be in and out. 476 00:32:50,319 --> 00:32:52,411 You help yourself to that, I'm gonna leave. 477 00:32:52,588 --> 00:32:54,783 - It's been a fucking pleasure. - Don't leave. 478 00:32:54,957 --> 00:32:57,687 Please don't fucking leave. Go get a drink, come back. 479 00:32:57,860 --> 00:32:59,850 - No, mate, no. - Bateman, one fucking drink. 480 00:33:00,029 --> 00:33:02,361 Come right back. Work Mallory, she's hot. 481 00:33:02,531 --> 00:33:04,624 Fuck you. A drink of what? What do you want? 482 00:33:04,800 --> 00:33:06,995 Anything. A bottle. Jack, tequila, whiskey. 483 00:33:07,170 --> 00:33:09,001 You're staying, though, right? 484 00:33:09,738 --> 00:33:11,536 - One fucking drink. - One fucking drink. 485 00:33:11,740 --> 00:33:15,643 Fine, fine, just don't go anywhere. You'll fucking thank me. 486 00:33:26,123 --> 00:33:29,286 I haven't had a bump in like three hours. 487 00:33:29,459 --> 00:33:31,290 Bateman, this is my friend Mallory. 488 00:33:31,461 --> 00:33:33,656 Mallory, this is Bateman. 489 00:33:33,831 --> 00:33:35,627 Hey. 490 00:33:35,799 --> 00:33:37,563 You're the guy from the bar, right? 491 00:33:37,768 --> 00:33:39,862 Mallory, yeah? 492 00:33:40,037 --> 00:33:41,504 Bateman. 493 00:33:41,672 --> 00:33:43,470 Nice to meet you. 494 00:33:43,641 --> 00:33:45,404 - Sorry. - Excuse me. 495 00:33:45,576 --> 00:33:48,408 - What a clumsy idiot. - Sorry. 496 00:33:50,048 --> 00:33:52,141 Well, how do you guys know each other? 497 00:33:53,317 --> 00:33:55,080 A friend of a friend. 498 00:33:55,286 --> 00:33:56,913 What friend? 499 00:33:59,024 --> 00:34:02,050 I don't know, Mallory. What's with the 20 Questions? Fuck. 500 00:34:02,227 --> 00:34:04,990 Just asking. So, what, are you leaving or something? 501 00:34:05,163 --> 00:34:08,395 I'm just gonna grab us a drink and then... 502 00:34:08,800 --> 00:34:11,826 ...I'm coming back. Do you want one? 503 00:34:13,105 --> 00:34:15,505 Sure, I'll have another one. 504 00:34:15,674 --> 00:34:17,369 - I'll see you in a minute. - Good. 505 00:34:17,543 --> 00:34:19,101 I'll see you in a minute, Syd. 506 00:34:24,317 --> 00:34:27,081 Damn, kid. 507 00:34:30,757 --> 00:34:32,452 So how do you know that guy? 508 00:34:34,827 --> 00:34:37,626 He got this blow. He's not a dealer, he just knew the guy. 509 00:34:37,831 --> 00:34:39,423 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah. Good guy, right? 510 00:34:39,599 --> 00:34:42,864 - Yeah. - Hey, you don't know if London's here. 511 00:34:43,036 --> 00:34:44,799 Yeah, she got here like a minute ago. 512 00:34:44,971 --> 00:34:47,701 What'd she say? Does she know I'm here? 513 00:34:47,874 --> 00:34:50,968 No. She didn't say anything. 514 00:34:59,053 --> 00:35:02,716 I can't believe she's leaving tomorrow. That's just so fucked up to me. 515 00:35:02,890 --> 00:35:07,156 Well, instead of staying here all night, why don't you go out and talk to her. 516 00:35:07,361 --> 00:35:09,761 - I'm sure she'd love to talk to you. - I doubt that. 517 00:35:09,931 --> 00:35:13,093 Why wouldn't she wanna talk to you? You guys in a fight? 518 00:35:13,268 --> 00:35:15,759 A fight? Mallory, she hasn't called me in two months. 519 00:35:15,936 --> 00:35:18,632 I wasn't invited tonight. Don't you think it's odd... 520 00:35:18,807 --> 00:35:21,935 ...she wouldn't tell me she's moving across the fucking country? 521 00:35:22,110 --> 00:35:23,441 - She didn't call you? - No. 522 00:35:23,612 --> 00:35:25,910 - That's fucked up. - Didn't even leave a message. 523 00:35:26,081 --> 00:35:30,108 - I know that girl better than anybody. - When's the last time you talked? 524 00:35:30,285 --> 00:35:33,414 - I don't know, two months. - Really? 525 00:35:33,756 --> 00:35:37,248 - I'm sure she was gonna call you. - When? I just checked my messages. 526 00:35:37,425 --> 00:35:41,487 - Is she gonna call me from LAX? - Dude, I don't fucking know. Man. 527 00:35:41,664 --> 00:35:43,654 Fucked up! 528 00:35:45,668 --> 00:35:48,796 Hey, Syd, can I ask you something personal? 529 00:35:48,970 --> 00:35:50,529 What? 530 00:35:51,007 --> 00:35:52,941 Well.... 531 00:35:54,510 --> 00:35:58,310 It's probably-- I don't know if it's true, that's obviously why I'm asking... 532 00:35:58,481 --> 00:36:01,973 ...and since we're cool and all, I just figured-- I'm kind of concerned. 533 00:36:02,152 --> 00:36:06,144 But I-- Anyway, I kind of heard that-- 534 00:36:06,323 --> 00:36:09,451 - What? Something about London? - I heard-- It's probably bullshit. 535 00:36:09,625 --> 00:36:12,356 - But I heard you-- - What, Mallory? Spit it out. Fuck. 536 00:36:12,529 --> 00:36:16,989 Dude, I kind of heard that you tried to kill yourself. 537 00:36:17,334 --> 00:36:20,497 - What? Who told you that? London? - No, it wasn't London. 538 00:36:20,671 --> 00:36:22,866 - Who told you that? Who? - Dude, I don't know. 539 00:36:23,040 --> 00:36:24,405 I don't even remember. 540 00:36:24,575 --> 00:36:26,737 London's the only person that knew about that. 541 00:36:26,944 --> 00:36:29,937 So any way you heard it, it's pretty fucked up. 542 00:36:30,214 --> 00:36:34,480 - So, what? It's not true? - No, it's not fucking true. 543 00:36:35,186 --> 00:36:37,552 Dude, I don't get it. What the fuck happened then? 544 00:36:37,722 --> 00:36:42,216 You tell me what you heard happened, then I'll tell you what really happened. 545 00:36:43,461 --> 00:36:45,589 Just after this bump. Hold up. 546 00:36:47,532 --> 00:36:49,022 All right. Okay. 547 00:36:49,201 --> 00:36:53,001 I heard that, like, you guys had a fight or something, and you broke out... 548 00:36:53,172 --> 00:36:55,696 ...she drove to your place, found you unconscious... 549 00:36:55,874 --> 00:36:59,402 ...next to some sleeping pills, and you had to get your stomach pumped. 550 00:36:59,578 --> 00:37:03,069 Okay, now do you wanna know what really happened? 551 00:37:03,749 --> 00:37:05,546 Yeah. I mean, that's why I asked. 552 00:37:05,718 --> 00:37:07,549 - You know my dog, Toker? - Yeah. 553 00:37:07,720 --> 00:37:10,348 - Yes, well, he's epileptic. - Okay. 554 00:37:10,522 --> 00:37:14,288 - So the vet prescribed phenobarbital. - Pheno--? What the fuck is that? 555 00:37:14,494 --> 00:37:17,018 They're barbiturates. They're downers, for his fits. 556 00:37:17,197 --> 00:37:21,724 Wait a minute. Your dog has epilepsy and got prescribed--? 557 00:37:21,902 --> 00:37:23,266 Let me finish. Anyway... 558 00:37:23,435 --> 00:37:26,405 ...it was our two-year anniversary and she thought I'd forget. 559 00:37:26,573 --> 00:37:28,598 - So-- - Syd, you always forget, Always, 560 00:37:30,510 --> 00:37:33,274 Oh, fuck. 561 00:37:35,149 --> 00:37:40,745 - I feel like such a bitch. - Well, you are a bitch. 562 00:37:41,055 --> 00:37:43,113 Open it. 563 00:37:43,324 --> 00:37:46,054 - Open it. - Okay. 564 00:37:56,838 --> 00:37:59,068 Oh, my God. 565 00:37:59,808 --> 00:38:02,571 This is so gorgeous. How did you know I wanted this dress? 566 00:38:02,743 --> 00:38:07,147 I saw you drooling all over it last time we were at Valentino. 567 00:38:07,315 --> 00:38:09,283 I love it! 568 00:38:09,918 --> 00:38:12,682 Oh, it's so beautiful. 569 00:38:14,690 --> 00:38:18,319 Thank you so much, baby. 570 00:38:24,066 --> 00:38:25,659 There's more. 571 00:38:25,835 --> 00:38:28,166 - What is that? - It's a basketball. 572 00:38:28,504 --> 00:38:33,966 What--? Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 573 00:38:36,579 --> 00:38:40,538 Hi, little guy. Hi, little guy. 574 00:38:40,717 --> 00:38:42,582 Oh, baby. 575 00:38:44,654 --> 00:38:48,715 - I love you so much. - I love you. 576 00:38:48,892 --> 00:38:52,794 Look at him. I can't believe you did this. I-- 577 00:38:54,365 --> 00:38:57,629 Thank you. Okay. Okay. 578 00:38:58,801 --> 00:39:00,497 Hello? 579 00:39:01,305 --> 00:39:04,638 Hey. Can I just call you back? 580 00:39:04,975 --> 00:39:07,068 No, I'm just in the middle of something. 581 00:39:07,245 --> 00:39:09,508 All right, bye. 582 00:39:09,813 --> 00:39:12,977 - Who was that? - It was Mallory. 583 00:39:13,484 --> 00:39:15,850 Look at his paws. 584 00:39:20,824 --> 00:39:24,488 - What? What is it? What's wrong? - I heard a guy's voice on the phone. 585 00:39:26,363 --> 00:39:28,560 What? Are you fucking crazy? That was Mallory. 586 00:39:28,733 --> 00:39:30,928 You swear to God? 587 00:39:31,436 --> 00:39:34,405 Yes, I swear to God. 588 00:39:35,640 --> 00:39:38,542 If you don't fucking believe me, go ahead and call her. 589 00:39:38,711 --> 00:39:42,203 Syd. Are you really gonna fucking call her? 590 00:39:43,716 --> 00:39:45,741 Yeah, is Mallory there? 591 00:39:46,751 --> 00:39:49,277 This is London's boyfriend. Who the fuck is this? 592 00:39:50,189 --> 00:39:53,181 London, what the fuck is this? Who was that? Why did you lie? 593 00:39:53,359 --> 00:39:56,055 - Let me just explain. - You better fucking explain. 594 00:39:56,229 --> 00:39:58,391 What? Why did you lie? Are you cheating on me? 595 00:39:58,565 --> 00:40:00,691 No, no. Listen. 596 00:40:00,866 --> 00:40:03,199 I was really fucked up. I was out with the girls. 597 00:40:03,370 --> 00:40:05,634 - Fucking perfect. - Are you gonna let me explain? 598 00:40:05,806 --> 00:40:08,104 Yes, yes, you better fucking explain, London. 599 00:40:08,275 --> 00:40:13,042 Okay, the clubs were closing, we went back to Becca's boyfriend's loft. 600 00:40:13,213 --> 00:40:16,205 I fucking passed out. I wake up the next morning... 601 00:40:16,383 --> 00:40:19,216 ...and the guy-- There was someone lying in bed next to me. 602 00:40:19,386 --> 00:40:20,717 Then he didn't try anything? 603 00:40:20,887 --> 00:40:23,378 You're fucked up in his bed, he didn't try anything. 604 00:40:23,557 --> 00:40:26,253 I find that hard to believe. And don't fucking lie to me. 605 00:40:26,426 --> 00:40:29,623 If you fucking lie to me, I'm walking out the fucking door. 606 00:40:29,796 --> 00:40:33,130 He tried to kiss me. But there was nothing because I pushed him away. 607 00:40:33,301 --> 00:40:35,394 - It was not a big deal-- - Define "tried." 608 00:40:35,570 --> 00:40:37,663 I wanna know every single fucking detail. 609 00:40:37,839 --> 00:40:40,672 Were you on or under the covers? Was his hand on your tit? 610 00:40:40,842 --> 00:40:43,834 No, Syd. He tries to kiss me and I pushed him away. 611 00:40:44,012 --> 00:40:46,674 - You pushed him away? - Yes. I walked outside. 612 00:40:46,848 --> 00:40:49,147 Mallory called me a cab, and I went home. 613 00:40:49,318 --> 00:40:51,182 If you went home, why is he calling you? 614 00:40:51,352 --> 00:40:53,479 - How does he have your number? - I don't know. 615 00:40:53,655 --> 00:40:56,819 Maybe Becca's boyfriend gave him the number. 616 00:40:56,991 --> 00:40:59,358 But I definitely didn't give it to him. 617 00:40:59,962 --> 00:41:04,797 Nothing happened. I swear to God. Don't you fucking believe me? Please. 618 00:41:04,967 --> 00:41:06,332 I don't know what to believe. 619 00:41:06,502 --> 00:41:08,493 You swore that was Mallory on the phone... 620 00:41:08,671 --> 00:41:10,367 ...and it wasn't. So, what the fuck? 621 00:41:10,540 --> 00:41:13,805 We've dated for two years. I believed everything you said until now. 622 00:41:13,977 --> 00:41:15,967 Now I don't know what the fuck to believe. 623 00:41:16,146 --> 00:41:18,808 It's like your words are meaningless. 624 00:41:19,315 --> 00:41:21,477 I just don't trust you anymore, London. 625 00:41:21,650 --> 00:41:24,312 I made a mistake. I made a fucking huge mistake. 626 00:41:24,487 --> 00:41:27,046 - I'm sorry. - If it was one fucking mistake... 627 00:41:27,257 --> 00:41:29,488 ...why did you say you were gonna call back? 628 00:41:29,659 --> 00:41:31,855 Why would you tell a guy who you don't know... 629 00:41:32,028 --> 00:41:34,861 ...whose number you don't have, you're gonna call him back? 630 00:41:35,031 --> 00:41:36,362 What the fuck is that? 631 00:41:37,767 --> 00:41:40,793 So I took a couple of Toker's phenobarbital. 632 00:41:42,372 --> 00:41:45,136 Wait, you took your dog's medication? 633 00:41:45,308 --> 00:41:48,676 Phenobarbital is phenobarbital. It doesn't matter if it was for my dog. 634 00:41:48,846 --> 00:41:52,475 People have been taking it recreationally for years. 635 00:41:52,649 --> 00:41:53,980 Smoke that. 636 00:41:54,151 --> 00:41:57,348 So wait a minute, what does it do to you? 637 00:41:57,521 --> 00:41:59,683 They make you feel good. They're like downers. 638 00:41:59,858 --> 00:42:01,654 - Okay. - Anyway... 639 00:42:01,825 --> 00:42:04,555 ...I was pretty drunk and I took like five or six of them. 640 00:42:04,728 --> 00:42:07,721 - Five or six doggy downers? - Toker's 50 pounds, he takes two. 641 00:42:07,898 --> 00:42:11,596 - I'm 170, five or six seems pretty good. - Shit. 642 00:42:11,802 --> 00:42:14,931 The problem is that if you're drunk, you can fall into a coma... 643 00:42:15,106 --> 00:42:17,597 - ...if you're not careful. - You went into a coma? 644 00:42:17,809 --> 00:42:21,210 - What's wrong with you? - No, I didn't go into a fucking coma. 645 00:42:21,379 --> 00:42:23,574 London came back to apologize or whatever. 646 00:42:24,182 --> 00:42:27,516 Syd? Syd! 647 00:42:29,087 --> 00:42:32,717 Syd! Somebody, please, help! 648 00:42:33,325 --> 00:42:36,954 It's so fucked up. The fact she's telling people that makes me so furious. 649 00:42:37,129 --> 00:42:39,893 I would never do that to anyone. It's just fucking rude. 650 00:42:40,065 --> 00:42:42,966 - They never pumped your stomach? - No, I went to the hospital. 651 00:42:43,135 --> 00:42:46,196 I took a few coherency tests. That's it. That's all. 652 00:42:46,372 --> 00:42:49,934 Do you see how reality gets twisted when little fucking girls gossip? 653 00:42:50,109 --> 00:42:53,375 Yeah. Yeah, I mean, I guess. 654 00:42:54,614 --> 00:42:57,946 - What? Do you not believe me? - No, of course I believe you, Syd. 655 00:42:58,117 --> 00:43:01,451 That's why I asked. I was concerned. 656 00:43:01,621 --> 00:43:03,555 Makes me so livid that she's out there... 657 00:43:03,723 --> 00:43:06,715 ...telling people this warped version of what happened. 658 00:43:07,260 --> 00:43:11,253 You know what? Just please don't go out there telling her I told you this. 659 00:43:11,431 --> 00:43:12,921 That's the last thing you need. 660 00:43:13,100 --> 00:43:15,624 The last thing I'm gonna do is mention your name. 661 00:43:15,802 --> 00:43:19,330 Well, honestly, if I were you, I wouldn't even bring the shit up, okay? 662 00:43:19,506 --> 00:43:22,066 It's her last night here. Focus on something positive. 663 00:43:22,243 --> 00:43:24,404 She don't wanna hear that shit. 664 00:43:27,381 --> 00:43:29,110 Fuck. 665 00:43:29,750 --> 00:43:31,843 What? What's wrong? 666 00:43:32,386 --> 00:43:33,819 I don't know, I don't know. 667 00:43:33,988 --> 00:43:37,754 Because I start sweating and my heart starts pounding... 668 00:43:37,926 --> 00:43:40,917 ...and I feel like my head's spinning and the world's crashing. 669 00:43:41,095 --> 00:43:45,032 And I get pulled down, further into, like, the darkest... 670 00:43:45,200 --> 00:43:49,192 ...meanest places of my brain, and I start suffocating. 671 00:43:49,404 --> 00:43:51,031 And you feel like you're dying. 672 00:43:55,510 --> 00:43:58,708 What? What? Say something. 673 00:43:59,048 --> 00:44:02,984 - What would you like me to say? - Anything. Something. I don't care. 674 00:44:05,821 --> 00:44:07,153 I can't be your crutch, Syd. 675 00:44:07,323 --> 00:44:10,815 Oh, you are such a miserable fucking human being. 676 00:44:10,993 --> 00:44:13,052 Miserable in what way? 677 00:44:13,296 --> 00:44:16,322 The way that you're sitting there, taking my fucking money... 678 00:44:16,499 --> 00:44:20,027 ...and I'm dying. Nothing you do helps me. The Prozac doesn't help. 679 00:44:20,203 --> 00:44:23,695 The lithium doesn't help. The Zoloft doesn't help. Nothing you do helps. 680 00:44:23,873 --> 00:44:26,536 You're kind of a fucking asshole. 681 00:44:30,547 --> 00:44:34,643 I just wanna fucking turn the pain off, you know? 682 00:44:34,818 --> 00:44:38,185 Just give me something that the pain can go away with, you know? 683 00:44:38,355 --> 00:44:41,324 Can you do that? Don? 684 00:44:43,594 --> 00:44:45,892 I think you're doing great. 685 00:44:47,030 --> 00:44:49,157 When that anxiety hits, it's terrifying... 686 00:44:49,333 --> 00:44:51,859 ...because you're like, "Maybe I'm really going crazy. 687 00:44:52,035 --> 00:44:54,333 Maybe I've finally fucked with my head enough... 688 00:44:54,505 --> 00:44:56,336 ...that I just detached from reality." 689 00:44:56,507 --> 00:44:58,840 - You have these horrible revelations. - Like what? 690 00:44:59,010 --> 00:45:01,604 I started freaking out about death. I became obsessed. 691 00:45:01,780 --> 00:45:04,772 I couldn't conceptualize not being here. Just not being here. 692 00:45:04,983 --> 00:45:08,248 One day, Mallory, you and I are gonna be dead. Buried. Gone. 693 00:45:08,420 --> 00:45:11,686 You think about religion. People are just swallowing these concepts. 694 00:45:11,857 --> 00:45:14,587 Like God and heaven, just to suppress our deepest fears... 695 00:45:14,760 --> 00:45:17,524 ...that we don't know why we're here. It makes no sense. 696 00:45:17,695 --> 00:45:19,061 It totally makes sense, okay? 697 00:45:19,231 --> 00:45:23,395 At the same time it allows people to go on living their everyday lives... 698 00:45:23,569 --> 00:45:26,868 ...without constantly obsessing over these things. These realities. 699 00:45:27,039 --> 00:45:30,475 Life, death, heaven, hell. Existence, why we're here. 700 00:45:30,643 --> 00:45:34,444 You know, who knows, it's possible that a god does exist. 701 00:45:34,614 --> 00:45:38,050 Energy, force, spirit, whatever you wanna call it. I believe that. 702 00:45:38,217 --> 00:45:40,481 Fair enough. So, what happens when you die? 703 00:45:40,653 --> 00:45:44,214 I don't know. You fucking die. Why does there have to be an answer? 704 00:45:44,391 --> 00:45:47,451 Why can't there just be mysteries? I don't know. Your body dies. 705 00:45:47,627 --> 00:45:52,087 Your actual physical being dies, but your spirit, I do believe, lives on. 706 00:45:52,265 --> 00:45:56,065 It lives on in the world. Man, it's this continuing thing of existence. 707 00:45:56,236 --> 00:45:58,397 It doesn't have to have a perfect answer why. 708 00:45:58,572 --> 00:46:01,132 I buy that a little bit more than an invisible guy... 709 00:46:01,308 --> 00:46:03,674 ...taking checks and balances on 6 million people. 710 00:46:03,844 --> 00:46:05,836 That sounds like Santa Claus to me. 711 00:46:06,046 --> 00:46:09,244 It's like a fairy tale for adults who can't handle death. 712 00:46:12,118 --> 00:46:14,313 Yeah, because if you think about it... 713 00:46:14,488 --> 00:46:17,821 ...there was a time that we didn't know that the world was round... 714 00:46:17,992 --> 00:46:20,859 ...or that the atom existed or whatever, right... 715 00:46:21,061 --> 00:46:23,655 ...because we didn't have the technology to observe it. 716 00:46:23,832 --> 00:46:26,800 And then... one day we do, right? 717 00:46:26,967 --> 00:46:30,801 So, I mean, it's totally conceivably possible... 718 00:46:30,971 --> 00:46:36,672 ...that in our lifetime, we will have the technology to observe God... 719 00:46:36,845 --> 00:46:41,214 ...or whatever it is that created us and the planets... 720 00:46:41,383 --> 00:46:44,477 ...and the universe and everything else. Right? 721 00:46:44,653 --> 00:46:47,782 It's important to at least have faith in the possibility... 722 00:46:47,957 --> 00:46:51,051 ...of a higher being or something, or whatever... 723 00:46:51,227 --> 00:46:52,888 ...because otherwise, you're just-- 724 00:46:53,094 --> 00:46:55,722 You're gonna drive yourself completely fucking insane. 725 00:46:55,897 --> 00:46:58,696 Right, but that really is the operative word isn't it? 726 00:46:58,868 --> 00:47:00,893 What do you mean? What word? 727 00:47:01,103 --> 00:47:04,732 "Faith." Because without faith, what do you have? You have nothing. 728 00:47:04,907 --> 00:47:08,308 You got a few stories written 100 years ago, thousands of years ago... 729 00:47:08,477 --> 00:47:10,672 ...by people who are more clueless than we are. 730 00:47:10,847 --> 00:47:14,305 The same people who were crucifying people who said the world was round. 731 00:47:14,483 --> 00:47:18,579 So, you know. I just need more proof. I need logic to support this religion. 732 00:47:18,754 --> 00:47:21,519 Okay, if you want proof, I will give you proof. 733 00:47:21,692 --> 00:47:25,059 There was a study that was done in Japan with physicists, okay? 734 00:47:25,229 --> 00:47:28,198 They took two vats of rice... 735 00:47:28,899 --> 00:47:31,391 ...they put one in one room, and one in another room. 736 00:47:31,568 --> 00:47:35,766 They put a time-lapse camera on it so they could observe it for a month. 737 00:47:36,139 --> 00:47:39,597 They let all these people come into one room... 738 00:47:39,776 --> 00:47:44,338 ...and they would say, "i love you, rice, You are the best rice, 739 00:47:44,515 --> 00:47:48,212 You are the most beautiful, most gorgeous, sexy rice there is." 740 00:47:48,385 --> 00:47:51,378 And in the other room, they say, "I fucking hate you, rice. 741 00:47:51,556 --> 00:47:55,617 i hate you, You're the worst rice, Fuck you, rice, you're the worst rice," 742 00:47:55,793 --> 00:48:01,231 After a month, the rice that they said "I love you" to still edible. 743 00:48:01,399 --> 00:48:04,596 The other rice looks like fucking black sludge. 744 00:48:05,371 --> 00:48:09,431 I saw the pictures. I saw, you know, the time-lapse video. 745 00:48:09,607 --> 00:48:12,042 It's a study. It's real. I saw it with my own eyes. 746 00:48:12,211 --> 00:48:15,977 That's your proof right there. I mean, it's energy. We're affecting something. 747 00:48:16,181 --> 00:48:20,050 - God is energy. - London, you're talking about rice. 748 00:48:20,220 --> 00:48:23,450 Rice. It has nothing to do with religion. Nothing to do with God. 749 00:48:23,622 --> 00:48:27,922 - I gave you proof. - I'm sorry, I don't find proof in that. 750 00:48:40,640 --> 00:48:44,235 You know what your problem is? You're so undyingly convinced... 751 00:48:44,411 --> 00:48:47,403 ...that everything your parents and teachers taught you... 752 00:48:47,580 --> 00:48:50,641 ...you hold it as this indisputable, almighty truth. 753 00:48:50,817 --> 00:48:53,912 Syd, can we please just drop it? Can we just fucking drop it? 754 00:48:54,087 --> 00:48:56,920 You wanna drop it because you know I'm right. Admit that... 755 00:48:57,090 --> 00:48:59,423 - ...we'll talk about whatever you want. - Shut up. 756 00:48:59,593 --> 00:49:01,424 - Shut the fuck up. - Just admit it. 757 00:49:01,595 --> 00:49:04,758 You're scared to question authority because what if they're wrong? 758 00:49:04,932 --> 00:49:07,127 What if all your parents and all your elders... 759 00:49:07,301 --> 00:49:10,498 ...were as scared of death as you, and brainwashed just like you? 760 00:49:10,671 --> 00:49:12,833 You're just blind to see it. 761 00:49:14,643 --> 00:49:16,611 Okay, so I'm brainwashed... 762 00:49:16,777 --> 00:49:19,611 ...because I happen to think that believing in something... 763 00:49:19,781 --> 00:49:24,844 ...other than meaninglessness and nonexistence is a positive thing? 764 00:49:25,019 --> 00:49:28,649 - Okay. That's really smart, Syd. - I'm glad you agree with me. 765 00:49:28,824 --> 00:49:31,554 I was being facetious, you dipshit. 766 00:49:31,760 --> 00:49:34,195 Why are you calling me a dipshit? 767 00:49:38,835 --> 00:49:40,995 Why are you calling me a dipshit? 768 00:49:41,170 --> 00:49:42,966 Because... 769 00:49:43,705 --> 00:49:47,733 ...you always have to be right. Why do you always have to be right? 770 00:49:47,910 --> 00:49:50,174 And your ego. Your ego, it's just huge. 771 00:49:50,346 --> 00:49:53,873 - It's just out of fucking control. - There's no need to freak out. 772 00:49:54,050 --> 00:49:56,041 Syd, because you don't know when to stop. 773 00:49:56,220 --> 00:49:58,983 You keep going and going and going... 774 00:49:59,155 --> 00:50:03,216 ...until people just wanna smash your face in. 775 00:50:03,394 --> 00:50:07,057 Okay, okay. Maybe God doesn't exist. 776 00:50:07,231 --> 00:50:11,930 I guess me and the billions upon billions and billions of other people... 777 00:50:12,102 --> 00:50:15,196 ...who actually pray to something are completely deluded... 778 00:50:15,372 --> 00:50:19,002 ...and you are right. You are all-knowing. 779 00:50:19,176 --> 00:50:22,168 You're God, Syd. Isn't that what you wanna fucking hear anyway? 780 00:50:22,347 --> 00:50:25,577 - That everyone else is wrong and--? - Doesn't everybody? 781 00:50:25,749 --> 00:50:28,115 And I'm deluded? And I am fucking deluded? 782 00:50:28,319 --> 00:50:31,014 You are-- You're sick. You're sick, Syd. 783 00:50:31,188 --> 00:50:33,679 You need fucking mental help. 784 00:50:33,858 --> 00:50:37,692 God, you make everybody crazy. You're making me fucking crazy. 785 00:50:37,862 --> 00:50:42,856 You just-- You blanket people with your pseudo-intellectual bullshit... 786 00:50:43,034 --> 00:50:46,198 ...and then they can't fucking breathe. You just suffocate people. 787 00:50:46,371 --> 00:50:48,362 You don't talk to people. You talk at them. 788 00:50:48,541 --> 00:50:51,873 At least I talk about real shit. We've been going out for two years. 789 00:50:52,043 --> 00:50:54,569 What's the most intelligent conversation we've had? 790 00:50:54,746 --> 00:50:57,443 How many grams of fat are in a slice of vegetarian pizza? 791 00:50:57,616 --> 00:51:01,211 - Fuck you! You're so annoying. - No, fuck you, London! 792 00:51:01,386 --> 00:51:02,820 You are more annoying than me. 793 00:51:02,988 --> 00:51:05,081 You get away with it because no one listens. 794 00:51:05,257 --> 00:51:08,659 They stare at your tits, thinking of ways to fuck you. 795 00:51:08,861 --> 00:51:13,128 I can't fucking believe that I ever fell in love with a fucking asshole like you! 796 00:51:13,300 --> 00:51:15,268 - You're such a fucking asshole! - Stop! 797 00:51:15,434 --> 00:51:18,962 - I fucking hate you! - London. Take it easy. 798 00:51:19,138 --> 00:51:21,504 Stop, stop, stop. 799 00:51:23,577 --> 00:51:26,273 Stop. Stop. 800 00:51:40,328 --> 00:51:41,659 Stop. 801 00:52:00,314 --> 00:52:03,408 Baby. Come on, now. 802 00:52:18,067 --> 00:52:20,627 I'm not gonna get her back, am I? 803 00:52:30,814 --> 00:52:32,508 I don't know. 804 00:52:33,550 --> 00:52:35,245 Why don't you go talk to her. 805 00:52:38,655 --> 00:52:39,986 Are you leaving? 806 00:52:40,156 --> 00:52:42,886 I'm getting really claustrophobic. I need to get some air. 807 00:52:43,059 --> 00:52:46,518 - I'm not freaking you out, am I? - No, I'm so high right now. 808 00:52:46,696 --> 00:52:48,527 I need a drink. 809 00:52:48,698 --> 00:52:52,863 - Here, let me give you some of this. - Can you bring that purse over? 810 00:52:53,036 --> 00:52:55,232 - Yeah, of course. - Thanks. 811 00:52:55,405 --> 00:52:57,101 Here. 812 00:53:00,043 --> 00:53:02,012 - Oh, thanks, man. - Here, this is for you. 813 00:53:02,179 --> 00:53:05,376 - That's way too much. - No, please, take it. 814 00:53:05,549 --> 00:53:07,609 - You sure? - Yeah. 815 00:53:07,785 --> 00:53:11,347 Thanks, man. That's really sweet. 816 00:53:19,697 --> 00:53:21,962 So you--? Do you wanna come out there or what? 817 00:53:22,134 --> 00:53:25,103 Yeah, I'll be out there in a minute. I'm gonna... 818 00:53:25,370 --> 00:53:28,032 - ...just hang here for a minute or two. - All right. 819 00:53:28,206 --> 00:53:30,436 See you out there, okay? 820 00:53:41,153 --> 00:53:43,451 You gotta come out. 821 00:53:48,761 --> 00:53:52,094 Hello, girls. What's your name? 822 00:53:52,265 --> 00:53:55,598 We're at a party, come on. What are you reading a book for? 823 00:53:56,035 --> 00:53:58,128 Fancy a smoke in the little room? 824 00:53:58,304 --> 00:54:01,068 We're reading, actually, about robopathology. 825 00:54:01,240 --> 00:54:03,333 Complicated little thing, aren't you? 826 00:54:03,543 --> 00:54:06,273 I was gonna leave, then I had to make a beeline to you. 827 00:54:06,446 --> 00:54:08,675 Like I feel I know you or something like that. 828 00:54:08,848 --> 00:54:11,249 On a one-to-ten scale... 829 00:54:11,618 --> 00:54:13,279 ...you're a four. In dim light. 830 00:54:13,453 --> 00:54:16,911 One lantern so I wouldn't have to see your heinous, disfigured face. 831 00:54:17,090 --> 00:54:19,251 You are absolutely-- You're beautiful. 832 00:54:19,626 --> 00:54:21,992 I have to go. That's my chopper. But before I do-- 833 00:54:22,162 --> 00:54:23,629 - It's picking you up? - Yeah. 834 00:54:23,797 --> 00:54:25,628 I invented this move: 835 00:54:26,567 --> 00:54:27,932 She likes me. She's laughing. 836 00:54:28,102 --> 00:54:31,798 - How old are you? - Eighteen. 837 00:54:33,341 --> 00:54:35,069 Eighteen. 838 00:54:37,979 --> 00:54:39,776 Let me just get another drink now. 839 00:54:47,690 --> 00:54:50,056 Stop. I'm not hitting on you. 840 00:54:50,225 --> 00:54:52,693 - I like your shoes. - You do? 841 00:54:52,861 --> 00:54:55,295 - Excuse me. Hey, girl, I'm out of here. - Already? 842 00:54:55,464 --> 00:54:57,659 - I'm gonna miss you. - I'm gonna miss you too. 843 00:54:57,833 --> 00:55:00,131 - Thank you so much for coming. - You're welcome. 844 00:55:00,302 --> 00:55:02,997 - Don't get shallow on me. - I promise. Are you kidding me? 845 00:55:03,172 --> 00:55:05,572 - I'm sorry. I'll see you later. - Nice to meet you. 846 00:55:05,741 --> 00:55:08,369 Call us when you get home. Let us know you're okay. 847 00:55:13,549 --> 00:55:16,484 All right, all right, all right, come on. 848 00:55:16,652 --> 00:55:18,483 Come on, Syd. 849 00:55:19,255 --> 00:55:23,988 You gotta mellow out. You gotta mellow out. 850 00:55:24,193 --> 00:55:27,425 You need a beer. You need a bottle. 851 00:55:29,032 --> 00:55:30,693 Okay. 852 00:55:33,203 --> 00:55:35,694 Stop doing blow. You gotta stop doing coke. 853 00:55:37,207 --> 00:55:41,201 Don't grind your teeth. If she sees you grind your teeth, you're fucked. 854 00:55:44,415 --> 00:55:46,848 Come on, Syd. Mellow out, mellow out. 855 00:55:47,217 --> 00:55:49,152 Be a man. Be a man. 856 00:55:49,687 --> 00:55:52,053 There. Get a drink. Go out there, get a drink. 857 00:55:52,223 --> 00:55:55,420 What's the worst that can happen? What's the worst that can happen? 858 00:55:56,093 --> 00:55:58,084 I can see London. So what? 859 00:55:58,262 --> 00:56:01,356 Fuck. Fuck. 860 00:56:03,368 --> 00:56:06,565 Okay. You fuck up tonight, it's over. 861 00:56:18,750 --> 00:56:20,240 Okay. 862 00:56:30,095 --> 00:56:31,893 Come on. 863 00:56:33,599 --> 00:56:35,499 You know I do. 864 00:56:35,701 --> 00:56:38,761 Well, if you do, if you love me, why don't you just say it? 865 00:56:38,938 --> 00:56:43,637 Why can't you just fucking say it? Why is it so impossible for you? 866 00:56:43,810 --> 00:56:46,472 It's-- It's three words. 867 00:56:46,646 --> 00:56:50,344 It's-- L-O-V-E Y-- It's eight fucking letters. 868 00:56:50,517 --> 00:56:52,677 You can't say eight fucking letters? 869 00:56:52,853 --> 00:56:55,286 It's not a lot of letters. 870 00:57:29,791 --> 00:57:31,622 Say it. 871 00:57:44,807 --> 00:57:47,833 Tell me you were not doing cocaine in my parents' bathroom. 872 00:57:48,010 --> 00:57:50,478 - What are you talking about? - Don't "what are you talking about" me. 873 00:57:50,646 --> 00:57:54,343 - I saw you go upstairs. - Yeah, I went to the fucking bathroom. 874 00:57:54,517 --> 00:57:55,848 - Really? - Yeah, I had to pee. 875 00:57:56,018 --> 00:57:58,851 Well, swear to God you're not doing cocaine. 876 00:58:01,691 --> 00:58:03,555 Who the fuck is Bateman? 877 00:58:03,726 --> 00:58:06,355 That's his friend or some shit. I don't know. 878 00:58:06,529 --> 00:58:08,157 He's hot. 879 00:58:08,331 --> 00:58:11,164 I think I want to have hot coke sex with him. 880 00:58:11,334 --> 00:58:15,168 You fucking did cocaine! Don't fuck with me. Are you? 881 00:58:15,338 --> 00:58:18,501 Yeah, man, he's hot. I like guys with accents. 882 00:58:18,675 --> 00:58:20,700 Oh, my God. 883 00:58:21,879 --> 00:58:23,743 I gotta go. 884 00:58:29,085 --> 00:58:32,419 - So I met your girl, mate. - What do you mean, you met her? 885 00:58:32,822 --> 00:58:36,520 Mallory, she introduced us. 886 00:58:36,860 --> 00:58:39,522 I didn't say I knew you. I didn't wanna blow your cover. 887 00:58:40,030 --> 00:58:43,227 But, my God, she is painfully gorgeous. 888 00:58:43,400 --> 00:58:44,732 Yeah, no shit. 889 00:58:44,903 --> 00:58:47,063 I'd go out there and speak to her immediately. 890 00:58:47,237 --> 00:58:50,229 I can't go out there like this. I'm not thinking right. 891 00:58:50,407 --> 00:58:53,275 If she knows I'm on blow, she won't even talk to me. 892 00:58:53,445 --> 00:58:56,471 Fuck! How do I look? Do I look like I'm on blow? 893 00:58:56,648 --> 00:58:59,640 - No, you're fine. - No, look at me. Look at my eyes. 894 00:59:03,721 --> 00:59:05,882 A bit, yeah. 895 00:59:06,991 --> 00:59:09,222 Come on. Drink some more booze. You'll be fine. 896 00:59:09,427 --> 00:59:13,489 What was I thinking, getting these tonight? So stupid, Syd. 897 00:59:13,666 --> 00:59:17,260 I just wanted to clear my head out. Try and think a little bit clearer. 898 00:59:17,435 --> 00:59:20,802 Now I'm so fucking spun I can't even think straight. 899 00:59:21,139 --> 00:59:23,836 - Fuck. - Happens, mate. 900 00:59:24,009 --> 00:59:27,672 I've never been particularly social on this shit, anyway. 901 00:59:27,880 --> 00:59:31,509 It's a lonely, lonely drug. 902 00:59:32,251 --> 00:59:33,685 This is fucking crazy. 903 00:59:35,020 --> 00:59:36,510 I should bail. I can't do this. 904 00:59:36,690 --> 00:59:38,783 - Should I bail? - You could. 905 00:59:40,760 --> 00:59:43,751 - I think you'd regret it. - Why? Why do you say that? 906 00:59:43,930 --> 00:59:46,330 Personally, I'd rather regret something I'd done... 907 00:59:46,500 --> 00:59:49,093 ...than something I was too afraid to do. 908 00:59:50,436 --> 00:59:52,463 No shit. 909 00:59:53,341 --> 00:59:56,003 But I haven't talked to this girl in two fucking months. 910 00:59:56,176 --> 00:59:59,668 Everybody here hates me. These are all her friends. 911 01:00:00,313 --> 01:00:06,219 If I go out there, it is gonna get fucking ugly. Fucking ugly. 912 01:00:14,362 --> 01:00:18,458 You'd think they'd have something to take the edge off a chick leaving you. 913 01:00:18,634 --> 01:00:22,468 That'd be nice. Look, they have this theory. 914 01:00:22,638 --> 01:00:24,367 Maybe it'll help. I don't know. 915 01:00:25,306 --> 01:00:28,241 Fuck knows where it comes from. The broad strokes of it are... 916 01:00:28,443 --> 01:00:30,410 ...that it takes a third of the time... 917 01:00:30,578 --> 01:00:34,139 ...to recover from a relationship as the relationship was long. 918 01:00:34,315 --> 01:00:37,342 So, for example, if the relationship lasted a year... 919 01:00:37,519 --> 01:00:39,315 ...you'll be good in four months. 920 01:00:39,488 --> 01:00:42,856 - Two years, you'll be clean in eight. - It's not a third, it's a half. 921 01:00:44,661 --> 01:00:48,255 - Mate, it's a third. Trust me. - No, mate, it's a half. 922 01:00:48,464 --> 01:00:50,988 Maybe in England it's a third. In America it's a half. 923 01:00:51,166 --> 01:00:54,602 I dated her for two years. It's been six months and it's getting worse. 924 01:00:54,770 --> 01:00:58,900 Six months? Come on. What are you complaining about? 925 01:00:59,075 --> 01:01:00,838 You've got two months to go. 926 01:01:01,010 --> 01:01:02,534 Good behavior, maybe a month. 927 01:01:02,845 --> 01:01:05,040 Bro, I appreciate the pep talk... 928 01:01:05,215 --> 01:01:07,911 ...but if you haven't noticed, I'm trying to get this girl back. 929 01:01:09,552 --> 01:01:13,181 Look, I don't know if first love applies to that theory, anyway. 930 01:01:14,257 --> 01:01:18,854 It's been years, I still have these horribly lucid dreams about Helen. 931 01:01:19,029 --> 01:01:23,398 It's almost like your brain is trying to compensate for the absence. 932 01:01:24,101 --> 01:01:27,935 You know, you think you're still married, you're still in love... 933 01:01:28,539 --> 01:01:31,201 ...life's just beautiful. 934 01:01:31,375 --> 01:01:34,776 All of a sudden, you wake up, look over and she's been gone for years. 935 01:01:34,945 --> 01:01:38,814 - Fucking horrendous. - Yeah, no shit. 936 01:01:42,521 --> 01:01:44,716 So you were married before? 937 01:01:45,289 --> 01:01:47,258 How long ago? 938 01:01:47,426 --> 01:01:49,621 Divorced three years ago. 939 01:01:50,629 --> 01:01:54,293 - Who divorced who? - It's not that simple. 940 01:01:55,333 --> 01:01:57,426 Well, what happened? Why did you guys split? 941 01:01:57,602 --> 01:02:02,302 - Long story, mate. - Give me the abridged version. 942 01:02:02,474 --> 01:02:05,671 "The abridged version." Look, I don't know. 943 01:02:05,844 --> 01:02:09,143 The relationship just didn't work on so many levels. 944 01:02:09,449 --> 01:02:11,815 We both had one foot out the door for two years... 945 01:02:11,984 --> 01:02:14,350 ...of our two-and-a-half-year marriage. 946 01:02:15,087 --> 01:02:19,524 You know, but it's weird. You know, when they tell you they're leaving... 947 01:02:19,692 --> 01:02:21,990 ...it's like you don't even feel the hollowness. 948 01:02:22,161 --> 01:02:24,027 It's an emptiness within an emptiness... 949 01:02:24,198 --> 01:02:26,962 ...and you're left with slightly less than nothing. 950 01:02:27,700 --> 01:02:32,297 The person you were when you met doesn't exist anymore. You're gone. 951 01:02:34,942 --> 01:02:39,675 - So she left you? - Syd, it's very fucking complicated. 952 01:02:40,380 --> 01:02:42,541 What happened? Did you cheat on her? 953 01:02:42,716 --> 01:02:46,482 - No, no. It's irrelevant. - Irrelevant? How is it irrelevant? 954 01:02:46,653 --> 01:02:50,317 Besides money, infidelity's the most relevant reason why people split up. 955 01:02:50,492 --> 01:02:52,392 Yeah, yeah. True, true. 956 01:02:53,027 --> 01:02:54,961 Come on, man. I thought we were talking. 957 01:02:55,129 --> 01:02:58,121 Let's talk, let's talk. Why did your wife leave you? 958 01:02:58,299 --> 01:03:00,995 Syd, it's not a pleasant scene for me, please. 959 01:03:01,168 --> 01:03:03,831 Oh, my scene's pleasant? 960 01:03:04,105 --> 01:03:06,505 Mate, I've been 21 before. I know your pain. 961 01:03:06,674 --> 01:03:09,507 But where you're pushing me now is not a place you wanna go. 962 01:03:09,677 --> 01:03:12,806 Wait. Are you trying to say that since you're older than me... 963 01:03:12,982 --> 01:03:15,246 - ...your pain is somehow more? - That's the case. 964 01:03:15,417 --> 01:03:16,747 Listen, first of all... 965 01:03:16,918 --> 01:03:20,046 ...you don't have the slightest clue what pain I've been through. 966 01:03:20,222 --> 01:03:22,213 Just since you're a couple decades older... 967 01:03:22,391 --> 01:03:25,326 ...doesn't mean that your pain is more than mine. It doesn't. 968 01:03:25,494 --> 01:03:27,394 Secondly, don't make blind comparisons... 969 01:03:27,563 --> 01:03:30,191 ...when you have no fucking clue what you're comparing. 970 01:03:30,367 --> 01:03:34,894 You think having your heart broken is pain? You think losing God is pain? 971 01:03:35,070 --> 01:03:37,595 Mate, I went through that trivial shit when I was 20. 972 01:03:37,773 --> 01:03:40,071 I'm 40 now, mate. 973 01:03:40,343 --> 01:03:43,574 Where you're trying to push me now is not a place you wanna go. 974 01:03:43,747 --> 01:03:48,275 So why don't you do yourself a favor, and don't fucking go there with me. 975 01:03:50,020 --> 01:03:52,011 You're a fucking child. You're just a kid. 976 01:03:52,188 --> 01:03:53,519 A kid? 977 01:03:53,690 --> 01:03:55,351 Listen, you pompous, limey fuck... 978 01:03:55,525 --> 01:03:58,927 ...if you had one tenth my pain, you'd be psychologically crippled. 979 01:03:59,095 --> 01:04:02,930 Mate, seriously, fuck off. All we're doing is projecting shit here. 980 01:04:03,100 --> 01:04:05,727 Look, take a step back. Let's relax, shall we? 981 01:04:05,903 --> 01:04:09,270 - Do a bit of gear. Come on. - Fuck the gear. I don't want that shit. 982 01:04:11,576 --> 01:04:13,806 - More for me. - It's Bateman, right? 983 01:04:13,978 --> 01:04:16,811 - Nice to see your memory is still intact. - Well, Bateman... 984 01:04:16,981 --> 01:04:21,213 ...let me give you a glimpse into my life, insight into my fucking pain. 985 01:04:21,385 --> 01:04:24,821 - Mate, it's not necessary. Truly. - No, it is necessary. 986 01:04:24,989 --> 01:04:28,255 And if you didn't think it was, you wouldn't have pushed my buttons. 987 01:04:28,426 --> 01:04:30,588 But you did. And if you don't wanna hear it... 988 01:04:30,762 --> 01:04:33,731 ...stop snorting my shit and get the fuck out of the bathroom. 989 01:04:33,966 --> 01:04:37,663 Technically, it's my shit, but I can see you're passionate, so go. 990 01:04:37,836 --> 01:04:39,997 So this fucker... 991 01:04:40,205 --> 01:04:44,141 ...this fucking guy out in L.A., who my chick is now in love with... 992 01:04:44,309 --> 01:04:47,107 ...he's, you know, endowed. 993 01:04:47,279 --> 01:04:50,339 - She told you that? - Yeah. So I needed to know how big. 994 01:04:50,516 --> 01:04:52,814 Not that I give a fuck about another guy's dick. 995 01:04:52,986 --> 01:04:55,648 It's one of those things you feel like you need to know. 996 01:04:55,821 --> 01:04:58,017 So we're in an argument, and I was pushing her. 997 01:04:58,224 --> 01:04:59,521 I was like, "How big is he?" 998 01:04:59,726 --> 01:05:03,492 She was like, "Let's not make an issue out of it." And I said, "No, fuck that." 999 01:05:03,663 --> 01:05:06,962 And she says, "Ten and a half inches." 1000 01:05:07,133 --> 01:05:09,659 - Jesus. - Yeah, you believe that shit? 1001 01:05:09,836 --> 01:05:12,498 She could have at least rounded it down. 1002 01:05:12,672 --> 01:05:15,607 - The girl's trying to hurt you, mate. - Yeah, no shit. 1003 01:05:15,775 --> 01:05:19,644 But it really fucked with me, you know. Knowing that this guy is in L.A... 1004 01:05:19,813 --> 01:05:23,146 ...with the only woman I love, fucking her with 10 and a half inches. 1005 01:05:23,317 --> 01:05:27,447 I'm chasing her around like a puppy, doing anything I can to get her back. 1006 01:05:27,788 --> 01:05:31,782 And it crushed me! It still fucking crushes me! 1007 01:05:35,863 --> 01:05:37,694 Sorry, mate. 1008 01:05:39,200 --> 01:05:42,135 - How exactly do you deal with that? - You don't deal with it. 1009 01:05:42,303 --> 01:05:44,294 It deals with you. 1010 01:05:46,007 --> 01:05:49,408 God, it eats at you and it eats at you, you know? 1011 01:05:50,578 --> 01:05:54,036 We'd get in these fights, and I'd say the most horrible things. 1012 01:05:54,349 --> 01:05:58,080 I'd be like, "You just want a fat cock in your fat snatch, you fucking whore." 1013 01:05:58,286 --> 01:06:00,652 You know, I'd-- Just mean, horrible things. 1014 01:06:00,822 --> 01:06:03,552 I'd be so fucking angry, you know? 1015 01:06:06,562 --> 01:06:10,589 I used to say the same shit, mate. I used to say the most horrendous shit. 1016 01:06:10,799 --> 01:06:12,859 Why? What'd she do? 1017 01:06:15,805 --> 01:06:17,831 She didn't really do anything. 1018 01:06:18,007 --> 01:06:21,102 You know, I imagine that a lot of it had to do with me. 1019 01:06:21,310 --> 01:06:24,108 A lot of it had to with my hang-ups and depression and shit. 1020 01:06:24,313 --> 01:06:29,013 But, my God, I used to say the worst shit to her. I tormented that girl. 1021 01:06:29,185 --> 01:06:32,451 I lived with her for three and a half fucking years and I hated her. 1022 01:06:32,622 --> 01:06:33,953 So, what was the final snap? 1023 01:06:34,124 --> 01:06:36,684 Did you cheat on her? Did she cheat on you? 1024 01:06:36,860 --> 01:06:38,191 No, no. God, no. 1025 01:06:38,361 --> 01:06:41,353 - How do you know? - Because I didn't, you know? I didn't. 1026 01:06:41,531 --> 01:06:45,058 - How do you know she didn't? - I know she didn't. It wasn't her thing. 1027 01:06:45,235 --> 01:06:46,567 How do you know? 1028 01:06:46,738 --> 01:06:49,228 I was with the most beautiful girl in the universe. 1029 01:06:49,406 --> 01:06:52,068 She didn't fuck me for two fucking years! 1030 01:06:52,243 --> 01:06:54,039 - Why? - I don't know. 1031 01:06:54,211 --> 01:06:56,737 Because we fought. I was in therapy. 1032 01:06:56,914 --> 01:07:00,281 I don't-- I don't-- Look, I don't know. 1033 01:07:02,720 --> 01:07:04,745 If you wanna know it is, I'll tell you. 1034 01:07:04,922 --> 01:07:07,083 You remember sentences that people say to you. 1035 01:07:07,258 --> 01:07:10,750 They stick in your mind like gunshot wounds that never fucking heal. 1036 01:07:12,263 --> 01:07:15,289 I remember what my ex-wife said to me when we started dating. 1037 01:07:15,467 --> 01:07:19,994 She said, "I love it when a guy fucks me four, five times a night." 1038 01:07:20,172 --> 01:07:23,073 - Four, five times a night? - Yeah. Truly. 1039 01:07:23,241 --> 01:07:24,869 I was like, "You was with some guy... 1040 01:07:25,043 --> 01:07:28,137 ...who fucked you four, five times a night?" 1041 01:07:29,248 --> 01:07:31,317 - You wanna know what pain is? - What? 1042 01:07:31,317 --> 01:07:33,285 - I'll tell you what pain is, you fuck. - Why you calling me a fuck? 1043 01:07:33,285 --> 01:07:34,514 - I'll tell you what pain is, you fuck. - Why you calling me a fuck? 1044 01:07:34,687 --> 01:07:37,018 Because, my friend, you brought me here... 1045 01:07:37,188 --> 01:07:40,522 ...and I didn't particularly wanna go here, but now I am. 1046 01:07:40,693 --> 01:07:42,854 If you don't wanna go where I'm about to go... 1047 01:07:43,029 --> 01:07:45,930 ...then tell me right now and I'll walk out the door... 1048 01:07:46,098 --> 01:07:48,965 ...I'll phone my therapist and that will be it, okay? 1049 01:07:49,135 --> 01:07:52,104 No, fuck that, I wanna hear this. You're not going anywhere. 1050 01:07:52,271 --> 01:07:55,366 - You wanna know what it is? - Yes, I wanna know what it is. 1051 01:07:55,541 --> 01:07:58,942 Motherfucker, you wanna know what it is? Pain, my friend... 1052 01:07:59,111 --> 01:08:01,841 ...is when the woman you love wants to fuck you... 1053 01:08:02,014 --> 01:08:04,711 ...four, five times a night, and you can't! 1054 01:08:04,917 --> 01:08:08,479 - Why? - Why? Why? 1055 01:08:08,654 --> 01:08:11,818 I'll tell you why. Because I'm an impotent man! 1056 01:08:11,992 --> 01:08:15,052 Motherfucker, that's pain! 1057 01:08:15,228 --> 01:08:17,390 That's fucking pain! 1058 01:08:17,564 --> 01:08:20,727 When your wife wants to fuck you four times a night... 1059 01:08:20,934 --> 01:08:22,562 ...and you fucking can't! 1060 01:08:22,737 --> 01:08:24,727 You know that some fucker before you could. 1061 01:08:24,938 --> 01:08:29,342 And you know that some fucker after you will! 1062 01:08:31,446 --> 01:08:33,970 Well, I couldn't cope with that, could I? 1063 01:08:34,148 --> 01:08:36,411 That sense of ruination... 1064 01:08:36,583 --> 01:08:39,519 ...that insolvency that burns in your soul. 1065 01:08:39,687 --> 01:08:41,882 I couldn't fuck my wife! 1066 01:08:42,056 --> 01:08:44,081 Do know what that fucking means, mate? 1067 01:08:44,258 --> 01:08:48,354 Do you understand what impotent rage really is?! 1068 01:08:48,529 --> 01:08:51,362 - I'm sorry. - You have no fucking idea, mate! 1069 01:08:54,570 --> 01:08:56,834 - I'm sorry. - Oh, you're sorry? 1070 01:08:57,005 --> 01:08:58,370 Oh, you're sorry, are you? 1071 01:08:59,375 --> 01:09:03,675 You dare, you fucking dare ask me if there's a God? 1072 01:09:03,846 --> 01:09:08,943 Well, man, I feel forsaken. I feel cheated, you cunt! 1073 01:09:09,118 --> 01:09:15,284 I've lost in the big game, and nothing else fucking matters. 1074 01:09:15,492 --> 01:09:19,292 It doesn't matter what you do. If you can't hack it in the sack, mate... 1075 01:09:19,496 --> 01:09:22,761 ...if you can't hack it in the game of love and sex... 1076 01:09:22,932 --> 01:09:24,558 ...you are shit, my friend. 1077 01:09:24,934 --> 01:09:29,394 Because you can't do what the other man can do to your fucking wife, mate! 1078 01:09:36,447 --> 01:09:38,141 I know what you mean. 1079 01:09:38,314 --> 01:09:41,750 No, motherfucker, you do not know what I mean! 1080 01:09:42,086 --> 01:09:46,420 You couldn't possibly know what the fuck I mean! 1081 01:09:51,463 --> 01:09:53,555 I failed. 1082 01:09:53,732 --> 01:09:56,165 I fucking failed, mate. 1083 01:09:58,103 --> 01:10:01,732 And I'm still failing every fucking day of my life! 1084 01:10:01,907 --> 01:10:04,034 Every day. 1085 01:10:06,143 --> 01:10:08,612 Every fucking day. 1086 01:10:23,495 --> 01:10:24,962 You know.... 1087 01:10:25,298 --> 01:10:27,596 Thought you were gonna clock me for a minute. 1088 01:10:27,799 --> 01:10:30,928 I wasn't gonna hit you. I'm projecting. 1089 01:10:31,103 --> 01:10:34,629 You should see my group therapy sessions. They're fucking psychotic. 1090 01:10:35,208 --> 01:10:37,142 Yeah, I'll bet. 1091 01:10:37,343 --> 01:10:41,781 Mate, do yourself a favor, please, for me. 1092 01:10:41,948 --> 01:10:44,109 Go and talk to your chick. 1093 01:10:45,151 --> 01:10:48,314 I can't. To be honest, I'm thinking about making for the elevator. 1094 01:10:48,489 --> 01:10:51,617 I can't go out like this. She doesn't even want me here. 1095 01:10:52,191 --> 01:10:54,819 Look, I hate to break it to you, mate... 1096 01:10:55,329 --> 01:10:57,695 ...but by now she knows you're here... 1097 01:10:57,865 --> 01:11:00,356 ...and, unfortunately, time is not on your side. 1098 01:11:00,533 --> 01:11:03,503 What are you gonna do, wait outside like a fucking stalker? 1099 01:11:03,670 --> 01:11:05,638 Wouldn't be the first time. 1100 01:11:07,374 --> 01:11:11,310 - Go, man, go. Come on. - No, I can't, I can't, I can't. 1101 01:11:11,713 --> 01:11:14,044 Listen to me. God. 1102 01:11:14,548 --> 01:11:17,483 Listen to me, you might not have a 10-and-a-half-inch cock... 1103 01:11:17,651 --> 01:11:19,711 ...but at least you can still fuck her. 1104 01:11:19,888 --> 01:11:22,356 So quit worrying about all the bullshit. 1105 01:11:24,058 --> 01:11:26,549 The fact is, she's here, you're here. 1106 01:11:26,728 --> 01:11:30,630 Life's too short to be a pussy, mate. Truly. 1107 01:11:33,334 --> 01:11:34,859 Come on. 1108 01:12:07,904 --> 01:12:10,805 Not a whole lot going on in L.A., but we'll find something. 1109 01:12:10,973 --> 01:12:13,738 Hey, London. Could I talk to you for a second? 1110 01:12:13,910 --> 01:12:15,571 Yeah. What is it? What do you want? 1111 01:12:19,449 --> 01:12:22,613 I wanna know if we can go somewhere and talk for a second, please. 1112 01:12:24,754 --> 01:12:27,588 You don't wanna talk here? We can't just talk right here? 1113 01:12:28,792 --> 01:12:30,123 Please. 1114 01:12:30,294 --> 01:12:32,592 Syd, A, this is my going-away party... 1115 01:12:32,763 --> 01:12:36,426 ...and I think it would be pretty uncool to the people who threw it for me... 1116 01:12:36,600 --> 01:12:39,433 ...if I left just because you wanted to talk. 1117 01:12:39,603 --> 01:12:42,299 And, B, I don't know if you noticed... 1118 01:12:42,506 --> 01:12:45,407 ...but we were kind of in the middle of a conversation... 1119 01:12:45,576 --> 01:12:47,442 ...so I don't know what to tell you. 1120 01:12:50,748 --> 01:12:54,582 Listen, I'm gonna grab another drink. Can I--? Can I get you something? 1121 01:12:56,154 --> 01:12:57,644 Actually, yeah. 1122 01:12:57,822 --> 01:13:00,256 I'd love something. Something strong. 1123 01:13:00,425 --> 01:13:01,983 - Fuck me up. - All right. 1124 01:13:03,728 --> 01:13:06,754 What about you, bruiser? What are you drinking? 1125 01:13:08,834 --> 01:13:10,927 Is that a bottle of cockblocker? 1126 01:13:20,980 --> 01:13:22,606 So.... 1127 01:13:22,982 --> 01:13:26,213 I heard you've been snorting drugs all night. Really productive. 1128 01:13:26,385 --> 01:13:28,785 I heard you told people I tried to kill myself. 1129 01:13:28,954 --> 01:13:31,821 That's really fucking great of you. I really appreciate it. 1130 01:13:31,991 --> 01:13:34,482 Who the fuck told you that? I would never say that. 1131 01:13:34,661 --> 01:13:36,992 - You know that. - The fact is, I have known you... 1132 01:13:37,163 --> 01:13:39,825 ...since you were 10. We have been through everything. 1133 01:13:40,000 --> 01:13:41,899 And you don't have the decency to call-- 1134 01:13:42,135 --> 01:13:44,660 - Please keep your voice down? - What the fuck is that?! 1135 01:13:44,870 --> 01:13:47,669 - You wanna talk? Fine, let's go. - Get the fuck off me. 1136 01:13:48,809 --> 01:13:50,709 I'm sorry, excuse me. 1137 01:13:51,678 --> 01:13:53,737 - I'm sorry, excuse me. I'm sorry. - What? 1138 01:13:54,481 --> 01:13:56,712 - London, are you okay? - Yeah. 1139 01:13:56,883 --> 01:13:59,010 We're just gonna-- We're gonna go and talk. 1140 01:13:59,186 --> 01:14:02,849 Yeah? Because if you want, I'll call security and have him taken out. 1141 01:14:03,024 --> 01:14:05,686 Becca, could you do me a favor? Stay out of this? 1142 01:14:05,892 --> 01:14:09,659 You've been doing coke in the bathroom all night so don't tell me... 1143 01:14:09,830 --> 01:14:12,321 ...what I can and can't do in my own fucking house... 1144 01:14:12,500 --> 01:14:14,560 ...considering you weren't even invited. 1145 01:14:14,802 --> 01:14:17,362 It's cool, Bec. We're gonna go. It's gonna be fine. 1146 01:14:17,538 --> 01:14:20,598 It's not cool, London. Baby, he wasn't invited. 1147 01:14:20,809 --> 01:14:22,902 You didn't want him here, I didn't want him. 1148 01:14:23,078 --> 01:14:25,671 - No one wants him here. - Becca, can you relax? Please? 1149 01:14:25,846 --> 01:14:28,839 - Don't tell me to relax. - Why can't you relax for two seconds? 1150 01:14:29,016 --> 01:14:31,678 - We're leaving. - You're shouting at my fucking party. 1151 01:14:31,853 --> 01:14:34,286 Also you're psychotic. You couldn't take a hint... 1152 01:14:34,456 --> 01:14:37,619 ...if it smashed you in the face. She doesn't want to be with you. 1153 01:14:37,826 --> 01:14:40,124 - Not even 20 seconds. - We're leaving. Let's go. 1154 01:14:40,329 --> 01:14:42,593 - Bec, we're leaving. I'm sorry. - You know what? 1155 01:14:42,764 --> 01:14:45,757 I'm sorry, London, and I'm not trying to be a bitch here... 1156 01:14:45,934 --> 01:14:48,266 ...but when you come back, you come back alone. 1157 01:14:48,437 --> 01:14:51,202 I don't want you in my house again, all right? 1158 01:14:51,406 --> 01:14:52,738 Or I will call the cops. 1159 01:14:52,909 --> 01:14:55,775 Becca, I'm really trying to be calm here, all right? 1160 01:14:55,979 --> 01:14:59,107 Fuck off. I'm so tired of you and your psycho fucking shit. 1161 01:14:59,349 --> 01:15:00,748 You wanna talk about psycho? 1162 01:15:00,917 --> 01:15:03,385 - Let's talk about your fucked-up life. - Stop it. 1163 01:15:03,653 --> 01:15:06,816 - Fuck you! - Fuck this! You wanna fuck with me? 1164 01:15:06,990 --> 01:15:09,754 You wanna fuck with me? Let's do it right fucking now. 1165 01:15:08,588 --> 01:15:12,443 I think I would love to do that. I don't really know a lot of people there. 1166 01:15:10,994 --> 01:15:13,087 Why don't you fuck off, alrighty? 1167 01:15:13,263 --> 01:15:15,458 You weren't even invited to this. 1168 01:15:15,632 --> 01:15:19,296 - You wanna fuck with me? - Stop it. We're leaving right now! 1169 01:15:20,504 --> 01:15:23,234 How many friends did you fuck freshman year? Fifteen, 20? 1170 01:15:23,407 --> 01:15:26,570 I think I lost count. Was it the whole fucking pledge class? 1171 01:15:26,777 --> 01:15:28,768 Jay, you never really know your girlfriend. 1172 01:15:28,946 --> 01:15:30,743 Isn't that a total mind-fuck? 1173 01:15:30,981 --> 01:15:32,812 You're a fucking bastard! 1174 01:15:33,518 --> 01:15:36,976 You fucking wanker! Get the fuck out of my fucking house! 1175 01:15:38,455 --> 01:15:39,787 Hey! 1176 01:15:39,990 --> 01:15:41,821 - Fuck you. - Come on, then! 1177 01:15:42,027 --> 01:15:44,791 Fucking prick. You want some, you fucking slag? 1178 01:15:49,534 --> 01:15:50,933 Hey, Syd! 1179 01:15:53,505 --> 01:15:56,702 Here, you cunt. Have some of that, you fuck. 1180 01:15:56,908 --> 01:15:58,307 Fuck off. Come on, then. 1181 01:16:05,184 --> 01:16:06,811 Hey, Syd! 1182 01:16:10,922 --> 01:16:13,050 Get off, you fucking asshole. 1183 01:16:13,292 --> 01:16:16,125 You fucker. Get the fuck off him. 1184 01:16:16,295 --> 01:16:18,160 Come on. 1185 01:16:18,497 --> 01:16:20,158 Wait a minute, I gotta get Bateman. 1186 01:16:20,333 --> 01:16:23,427 What? Who the fuck is Bateman? 1187 01:16:24,570 --> 01:16:28,062 Come on, you cunts! You want some, do you? Do you? 1188 01:16:28,240 --> 01:16:30,937 Let's go, Bateman. Come on. 1189 01:16:33,747 --> 01:16:36,409 - My coat. My Burberry coat. - Fuck it, leave the jacket. 1190 01:16:36,582 --> 01:16:38,710 - I've had it 10 fucking years. - I'll get it. 1191 01:16:38,885 --> 01:16:41,479 - Are you fucking crazy? - We'll be downstairs. 1192 01:16:41,655 --> 01:16:43,680 Guy's fucking nuts. 1193 01:16:45,325 --> 01:16:46,917 - You're bleeding. - I am so sorry. 1194 01:16:47,094 --> 01:16:49,029 - Where? - This is fucking insane. 1195 01:16:49,197 --> 01:16:51,222 - You are insane. - I am so sorry. 1196 01:16:51,399 --> 01:16:53,230 If you wanna go back, I understand. 1197 01:16:53,401 --> 01:16:57,030 - You don't wanna talk? - Yeah, I wanna talk. I mean.... 1198 01:16:57,205 --> 01:16:59,605 Well, where? Where do you wanna go? 1199 01:16:59,841 --> 01:17:02,105 My car's two blocks away if you want coffee. 1200 01:17:02,276 --> 01:17:05,246 - Yeah, okay. - All right. Okay. 1201 01:17:22,297 --> 01:17:25,858 Look, you're probably not gonna believe this at all... 1202 01:17:27,402 --> 01:17:31,361 ...but I was kind of glad when I heard you were at the party. 1203 01:17:39,948 --> 01:17:42,247 Ever since you and I broke up, I've wanted... 1204 01:17:42,418 --> 01:17:46,821 ...to have a normal conversation, just a normal conversation with you. 1205 01:17:47,021 --> 01:17:51,391 And I just feel like every time I see you, it just gets so, like.... 1206 01:17:51,561 --> 01:17:55,656 Like, weird and chaotic and scrambled, and I can't organize my thoughts... 1207 01:17:55,832 --> 01:17:59,734 ...and I can't even express the most basic things I want to say to you. 1208 01:17:59,903 --> 01:18:02,598 I know. Me too. 1209 01:18:04,741 --> 01:18:07,675 Whatever we had when we were together, when we were in love... 1210 01:18:07,844 --> 01:18:13,009 ...that feeling of just being able to lie in bed with someone for days and days... 1211 01:18:13,183 --> 01:18:16,152 ...and not give a fuck about the outside world... 1212 01:18:18,789 --> 01:18:21,257 ...is gone. 1213 01:18:21,792 --> 01:18:25,251 And I feel like there's nothing I can do to ever get it back. 1214 01:18:25,962 --> 01:18:28,453 Do you know how painful that is? 1215 01:18:29,100 --> 01:18:31,000 Yeah. Yeah, I do. 1216 01:18:31,168 --> 01:18:33,193 I cried for weeks when we broke up. 1217 01:18:33,838 --> 01:18:35,532 You cried for weeks? 1218 01:18:35,705 --> 01:18:37,070 Yes. 1219 01:18:37,275 --> 01:18:41,440 The hardest thing I've ever dealt with in my life. 1220 01:18:44,615 --> 01:18:46,880 How long did you go through that? 1221 01:18:48,153 --> 01:18:51,679 A long time. A long time. 1222 01:18:52,356 --> 01:18:56,953 I mean, the first month, it was so fucking bad. And then... 1223 01:18:57,696 --> 01:19:01,530 ...you know, slowly, it gets better. 1224 01:19:03,168 --> 01:19:06,501 That's the difference between you and me, London. 1225 01:19:09,641 --> 01:19:11,131 I'm still going through it. 1226 01:19:14,981 --> 01:19:19,212 I tried to call you a dozen times today. 1227 01:19:19,819 --> 01:19:22,481 I'm terrified. I'm-- I'm afraid. 1228 01:19:22,654 --> 01:19:24,384 Of what? What are you afraid of? 1229 01:19:24,557 --> 01:19:27,822 I'm afraid of falling in love with you again. 1230 01:19:41,575 --> 01:19:43,872 - Sorry, Syd. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1231 01:19:44,845 --> 01:19:47,075 Yeah, man, you fucked your eye up. 1232 01:19:47,281 --> 01:19:49,841 Yeah, great party, mate. 1233 01:19:50,017 --> 01:19:52,110 It was fucking insane. 1234 01:19:52,286 --> 01:19:55,847 - But good chat, seriously. - Definitely. 1235 01:19:56,024 --> 01:19:59,050 You know, they say the greatest conversation you'll ever have... 1236 01:19:59,227 --> 01:20:01,787 - ...is with a stranger? - Who says that? 1237 01:20:01,962 --> 01:20:03,361 Some useless cunt. 1238 01:20:05,200 --> 01:20:07,259 You guys need a ride? We can go uptown. 1239 01:20:07,736 --> 01:20:09,931 Me and Mallory.... 1240 01:20:11,740 --> 01:20:14,573 Don't know. We're gonna catch a late drink... 1241 01:20:14,743 --> 01:20:18,577 ...cup of tea, something or other. 1242 01:20:18,747 --> 01:20:20,682 Raise the flag, perhaps. 1243 01:20:20,883 --> 01:20:23,784 Good luck. Thank you. 1244 01:20:24,185 --> 01:20:26,551 That's it. Thank you, mate. Truly. 1245 01:20:34,130 --> 01:20:36,997 London, lovely name, darling. 1246 01:20:37,199 --> 01:20:38,496 - Thanks. - Nice to meet you. 1247 01:20:38,701 --> 01:20:40,601 - Have a safe flight. - Nice to meet you. 1248 01:20:41,003 --> 01:20:42,733 - Come by the bar, all right? - I will. 1249 01:20:42,906 --> 01:20:45,339 London, call me. Have a safe flight. 1250 01:20:45,508 --> 01:20:47,237 We're gonna catch a little drink. 1251 01:20:47,410 --> 01:20:49,139 All right. 1252 01:21:05,362 --> 01:21:07,490 Can I ask you something? 1253 01:21:10,801 --> 01:21:12,497 Yeah. 1254 01:21:13,337 --> 01:21:15,101 You do love him? 1255 01:21:17,542 --> 01:21:19,373 I never said I was in love with him. 1256 01:21:22,280 --> 01:21:23,678 Listen, Syd. 1257 01:21:26,250 --> 01:21:28,219 It's gonna be a really, really long time... 1258 01:21:28,386 --> 01:21:31,220 ...before, you know, I fall in love with anybody... 1259 01:21:31,390 --> 01:21:33,688 ...the way that I was in love with you. 1260 01:22:41,228 --> 01:22:43,321 What time is it? 1261 01:22:46,568 --> 01:22:49,798 It's like 6:30. 1262 01:22:49,970 --> 01:22:52,030 Six-thirty? Fuck. Shit. 1263 01:22:52,207 --> 01:22:56,700 My plane leaves in like an hour. Shit. Shit. Shit. 1264 01:23:59,643 --> 01:24:01,805 I will see you again. 1265 01:24:03,347 --> 01:24:05,211 I promise. 1266 01:24:08,485 --> 01:24:10,954 I'm gonna miss you so much. 1267 01:24:12,824 --> 01:24:15,156 I'm gonna miss you too. 1268 01:24:20,965 --> 01:24:23,025 I gotta go. 1269 01:24:35,814 --> 01:24:37,441 Sorry. 1270 01:24:41,253 --> 01:24:42,881 - Hello. - Hi. 1271 01:24:43,055 --> 01:24:46,219 Sorry, I am-- I'm just really late. 1272 01:24:46,392 --> 01:24:49,225 - I don't even know my flight number. - That's all right. 1273 01:24:49,395 --> 01:24:51,488 Just for one second, okay? 1274 01:24:53,699 --> 01:24:56,430 - Here's my ID. - Thank you. 1275 01:24:56,602 --> 01:25:00,004 Just give me a few minutes while I look for your information. 1276 01:25:01,574 --> 01:25:03,565 Okay. Bye. 1277 01:25:03,743 --> 01:25:05,711 Goodbye. 1278 01:25:26,233 --> 01:25:27,598 Bye. 1279 01:25:27,768 --> 01:25:29,429 Bye. 1280 01:25:30,104 --> 01:25:33,039 Okay, miss, I have your flight information. 1281 01:25:33,207 --> 01:25:34,799 Sorry. 1282 01:25:35,142 --> 01:25:38,703 I think I might have missed my plane. Can you make sure I'll be all right? 1283 01:25:38,880 --> 01:25:40,506 London? 1284 01:25:41,917 --> 01:25:43,544 I love you. 1285 01:25:47,956 --> 01:25:51,517 - Can you give me a second, please? - Sure. No problem. 1286 01:26:05,641 --> 01:26:08,576 That's the first time you said it first. 1287 01:26:41,945 --> 01:26:44,641 - Here you go. You're all set. - Sorry. 1288 01:26:44,815 --> 01:26:46,373 Okay. 1289 01:26:46,583 --> 01:26:48,347 - So I'm set? Great. - Yeah. 1290 01:26:48,519 --> 01:26:50,850 - Here's your ticket. - Thank you. 1291 01:26:51,021 --> 01:26:54,014 - I'm not really sure where to go. - Gate 35. Upstairs. 1292 01:26:54,191 --> 01:26:56,820 Thank you and have a great flight.