1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 2 00:00:25,702 --> 00:00:27,246 Those days were amazing. 3 00:00:27,455 --> 00:00:31,958 Being a kid, you know, what else was I to do but to live the Dragon? 4 00:00:32,167 --> 00:00:35,921 I'd study the music note for note. I read every interview. 5 00:00:36,130 --> 00:00:40,175 Copied every outfit, every move, you know, every look. 6 00:00:40,801 --> 00:00:43,638 My pursuit of perfection was relentless. 7 00:00:45,723 --> 00:00:47,599 The music deserved that. 8 00:00:47,807 --> 00:00:50,186 All right, ladies. Spread them. 9 00:01:16,379 --> 00:01:19,090 Rob, you're not nailing the squeal. 10 00:01:19,383 --> 00:01:22,009 I have no idea what you're talking about. 11 00:01:23,469 --> 00:01:24,511 Check it out. 12 00:01:34,731 --> 00:01:36,482 Play it like that. 13 00:01:38,568 --> 00:01:41,195 -That's it. -That's a ping, not a squeal. 14 00:01:41,820 --> 00:01:45,157 -Sounds just like the tape, man. -No. Raunchier. 15 00:01:46,408 --> 00:01:48,161 Again, please. 16 00:01:50,163 --> 00:01:51,914 That was great. Thank you. 17 00:01:52,874 --> 00:01:53,791 From the top. 18 00:02:35,416 --> 00:02:37,084 Hold on! 19 00:02:59,815 --> 00:03:01,569 Hey, Jeremy, no. 20 00:03:01,902 --> 00:03:04,821 What are you doing? You know what this is? 21 00:03:05,029 --> 00:03:09,909 'Lubricator', signed by all five band members with the original cover. 22 00:03:10,243 --> 00:03:13,579 Look. Jorgen's name is misspelled. It should be an "E. " 23 00:03:13,788 --> 00:03:16,083 You know how much I can get for it? 24 00:03:17,333 --> 00:03:20,128 Peace to you too, dude. Try it like this. 25 00:03:29,847 --> 00:03:33,183 Mom? Mom, isn't my room off-limits? 26 00:03:33,392 --> 00:03:37,563 I'm sorry, Chris. Oh, what were you doing? 27 00:03:39,314 --> 00:03:41,609 -How are you? -Good. How's Willard? 28 00:03:41,817 --> 00:03:44,111 -He's fine. You look nice. -Thank you. 29 00:03:44,319 --> 00:03:47,155 Here, hold on. You got a smudge. 30 00:03:48,072 --> 00:03:50,074 -Bye. Gotta run. -Bye. Love you. 31 00:03:50,283 --> 00:03:52,578 Love you too. Bye. 32 00:04:09,970 --> 00:04:13,433 I need more power! I want more! 33 00:05:26,214 --> 00:05:27,965 Come on, come on. 34 00:05:32,679 --> 00:05:34,013 Nina and Samantha! 35 00:05:35,472 --> 00:05:37,266 Hey, Chris. 36 00:05:39,351 --> 00:05:42,480 -Coming to my show in a week? -Of course. 37 00:05:42,688 --> 00:05:44,773 -Want to hand out fliers? -Absolutely. 38 00:05:44,983 --> 00:05:47,151 -You guys look awesome. -Bye. 39 00:05:47,360 --> 00:05:49,654 We're a band called Blood Pollution... 40 00:05:49,862 --> 00:05:53,323 ...a Steel Dragon tribute band, the best in Pittsburgh. 41 00:06:17,808 --> 00:06:19,392 Thank you. 42 00:06:21,143 --> 00:06:24,397 I wrote this one for someone who ripped out my heart. 43 00:06:24,605 --> 00:06:26,899 And put it through a bloody blender! 44 00:06:27,316 --> 00:06:28,568 That's right. 45 00:06:32,405 --> 00:06:36,993 This one's for Kim, who makes me want to stand up and shout. 46 00:07:44,687 --> 00:07:46,855 Em, I'll be right back, okay? 47 00:07:48,440 --> 00:07:49,691 Excuse me. 48 00:07:56,865 --> 00:07:59,159 You think I could have one? 49 00:08:00,327 --> 00:08:04,707 Not without a blowjob and a sex change, pal. But have a nice day. 50 00:08:05,625 --> 00:08:08,877 -Come on, girls. This way. -See you, Chris. 51 00:08:26,060 --> 00:08:28,272 Oh, that was awesome! 52 00:08:28,480 --> 00:08:31,400 That was the heaviest since Columbus in '77. 53 00:08:31,608 --> 00:08:34,404 Heavier than the 'Demented' tour. 54 00:08:35,988 --> 00:08:39,741 -I ask you, did they not rock? -They totally rocked. 55 00:08:49,835 --> 00:08:51,003 Guys. 56 00:08:54,423 --> 00:08:55,884 What the...? 57 00:09:03,808 --> 00:09:05,184 Come on. 58 00:09:06,018 --> 00:09:08,603 Oh, I thought I smelled pussy. 59 00:09:09,355 --> 00:09:10,481 Look who's here. 60 00:09:10,815 --> 00:09:15,277 -If it isn't Yoko Ono and the Fag Five. -What are you doing? 61 00:09:15,486 --> 00:09:18,614 Making sure nobody sees some cut-rate copy band. 62 00:09:18,822 --> 00:09:22,076 Cut-rate? This dude can't even tune his own guitar. 63 00:09:22,367 --> 00:09:25,913 -You could work on your lip-synch. -I don't lip-synch. 64 00:09:26,121 --> 00:09:28,958 Be doing everyone a favor if you did. 65 00:09:29,166 --> 00:09:31,043 You could get the outfit right. 66 00:09:31,251 --> 00:09:35,213 Boots from the 'Wasted' tour and a cheap 'Twisted' jacket. 67 00:09:35,423 --> 00:09:40,094 You are so fully wrong, cocksmoker. This is official issue. 68 00:09:40,427 --> 00:09:43,555 The actual vest Bobby wore on the 'Twisted' tour. 69 00:09:43,764 --> 00:09:46,559 My dad bought it from someone who knows them. 70 00:09:46,768 --> 00:09:49,604 Sorry, but your dad got ripped. 71 00:09:49,896 --> 00:09:54,275 The lapels should be blue, there's no green in the embroidery. 72 00:09:54,484 --> 00:09:57,820 As a matter of fact, can anybody here honestly say... 73 00:09:58,029 --> 00:10:02,325 ...they've ever seen Bobby Beers with a jacket with red lapels? 74 00:10:02,533 --> 00:10:04,410 -No, I can't. -I don't think so. 75 00:10:04,618 --> 00:10:06,495 You can make me his pants. 76 00:10:06,704 --> 00:10:09,207 Or did she already rip out the Dodge seats? 77 00:10:09,416 --> 00:10:14,086 No. First tell me what you put there to make people think you're a guy. 78 00:10:14,419 --> 00:10:17,840 -This is all me, baby. -You and a few ballet slippers. 79 00:10:18,049 --> 00:10:20,135 -You want a piece of me? -No, I'm good. 80 00:10:20,343 --> 00:10:23,471 -Want to see how a real man-- -Don't touch her. 81 00:10:26,516 --> 00:10:29,936 -Let go of my cape. -Let go of my cape! 82 00:11:01,551 --> 00:11:03,302 Get your ass out of bed. 83 00:11:06,973 --> 00:11:08,224 Get out of here. 84 00:11:09,892 --> 00:11:12,687 -Let's go. Get up. -Get out of here. 85 00:11:13,021 --> 00:11:14,273 Move it. 86 00:11:17,818 --> 00:11:20,402 Where you hiding your stash these days? 87 00:11:20,611 --> 00:11:22,613 Get out! I didn't do anything. 88 00:11:22,823 --> 00:11:25,741 That's the problem. You never do anything. 89 00:11:25,950 --> 00:11:29,496 -Get out of here, pig! -God-- Fucking-- 90 00:11:31,039 --> 00:11:32,415 Come on! 91 00:11:32,624 --> 00:11:35,336 Mom! Mom! 92 00:11:38,755 --> 00:11:44,302 Jeez, boys. Quit. Break it up. Chris, give him a break. Come on. 93 00:11:44,511 --> 00:11:46,596 -Stop it! -Tell him to get out! 94 00:11:46,804 --> 00:11:48,557 -Used to be my room. -Not anymore! 95 00:11:48,765 --> 00:11:51,060 Because I moved out when I was 1 8. 96 00:11:51,268 --> 00:11:53,687 -We're having breakfast. -Keep him out! 97 00:11:53,895 --> 00:11:57,232 Get ready for work. Will you go downstairs? 98 00:11:57,441 --> 00:12:00,234 -Keep him out! -All right, he's gone. 99 00:12:04,615 --> 00:12:07,034 So you arrested Mervin for drunk driving? 100 00:12:07,242 --> 00:12:09,536 He was parked on the Brennemans' lawn. 101 00:12:09,745 --> 00:12:13,165 Claims he was going out for ice cream. Same story. 102 00:12:14,332 --> 00:12:17,543 -Chris, so how was the show? -It was fine. 103 00:12:17,752 --> 00:12:21,631 -The freaks were out in force. -Why weren't you busting heads? 104 00:12:21,841 --> 00:12:24,968 -Female officers handle that crowd. -You want to go? 105 00:12:25,177 --> 00:12:28,389 -Come on. -Saved again. Should take her to work. 106 00:12:28,598 --> 00:12:30,807 -Good one. -Did they do "Black Babylon"? 107 00:12:31,015 --> 00:12:34,228 They haven't played that since Osaka in '75. 108 00:12:34,436 --> 00:12:37,689 -That is pathetic that you know. -I love that song. 109 00:12:37,898 --> 00:12:41,235 Okay, genius, who's buried in Grant's tomb? 110 00:12:41,527 --> 00:12:46,240 It's twisted that you're still living at home, stealing Ma's makeup. 111 00:12:46,448 --> 00:12:47,992 Who's buried in Grant's tomb? 112 00:12:48,200 --> 00:12:50,911 How much longer will you put up with this? 113 00:12:51,120 --> 00:12:55,207 The rock star fantasy thing is something you grow out of at 14. 114 00:12:55,416 --> 00:13:00,504 If I get lucky, I'll get to grow up and listen to Air Supply like you. 115 00:13:00,837 --> 00:13:03,132 What's wrong with Air Supply? 116 00:13:03,341 --> 00:13:06,051 Nothing, if you're from the Village People. 117 00:13:06,259 --> 00:13:08,136 You know what the sickest thing is about you? 118 00:13:08,553 --> 00:13:12,099 It's that you don't have any fantasies of your own. 119 00:13:12,308 --> 00:13:14,810 You fantasize about being somebody else. 120 00:13:15,436 --> 00:13:19,399 Wearing somebody else's clothes. Singing somebody else's songs. 121 00:13:19,607 --> 00:13:21,484 It's pathetic. 122 00:13:22,818 --> 00:13:26,697 -Get a haircut. -Okay, Satan's allegiant. 123 00:13:26,905 --> 00:13:28,365 Have a good one, son. 124 00:13:28,573 --> 00:13:31,494 -You didn't eat. -Later. I love you guys. 125 00:13:31,703 --> 00:13:32,829 Love you too. 126 00:13:33,037 --> 00:13:35,456 -I love you. -You do this every time. 127 00:13:35,664 --> 00:13:37,958 I question his sexuality, Ma. I do. 128 00:13:43,672 --> 00:13:48,177 Here's the procedure, so it won't happen again. Don't stick a pen in. 129 00:13:48,386 --> 00:13:51,305 I'll give you a simple one-two-three procedure. 130 00:13:51,513 --> 00:13:55,477 It's 1-2-3. Pop that down, push this. 131 00:13:55,685 --> 00:13:59,938 Pull back on this lever, free up the jam and you can access-- 132 00:14:02,358 --> 00:14:04,318 Is there something wrong? 133 00:14:04,860 --> 00:14:06,737 Is that mascara? 134 00:14:06,945 --> 00:14:10,491 -I'm in a band. Okay? -Oh, okay. 135 00:14:10,699 --> 00:14:14,036 Can you follow the 1-2-3 without sticking a pen in there? 136 00:14:14,872 --> 00:14:15,914 Thank you. 137 00:14:16,123 --> 00:14:17,581 Thank you very much. 138 00:14:18,207 --> 00:14:19,750 Bye-bye. 139 00:14:57,497 --> 00:14:59,082 Sorry about that. 140 00:15:07,424 --> 00:15:09,508 When's Marci getting back? 141 00:15:09,801 --> 00:15:13,555 She and Rob went to see Wham!, won't be back for a while. 142 00:15:13,888 --> 00:15:16,475 Wham? Oh, God. 143 00:15:16,683 --> 00:15:20,771 George Michael's a wuss. I'm gonna give Rob shit for it. 144 00:15:21,479 --> 00:15:23,357 He'll want to cover that. 145 00:15:23,690 --> 00:15:25,567 All right, you. 146 00:15:26,192 --> 00:15:29,404 Okay, now just relax. 147 00:15:34,743 --> 00:15:37,871 -Is it numb? -I think so. 148 00:15:38,163 --> 00:15:39,748 Feel that? 149 00:15:52,469 --> 00:15:56,849 -Sure you want to do this? -Yeah, Bobby did it last week. 150 00:16:04,647 --> 00:16:07,692 -I love you, babe. -I love you. 151 00:16:14,575 --> 00:16:17,787 Okay, don't look. Don't look. 152 00:16:27,796 --> 00:16:32,092 -God, that had to hurt. -Yes, it does. Oh, God. 153 00:16:47,816 --> 00:16:49,901 You want to do the other one? 154 00:16:50,111 --> 00:16:53,446 No. You want to do yours? 155 00:16:53,656 --> 00:16:57,116 -Maybe. -Come on. Let's do yours. 156 00:17:03,790 --> 00:17:07,210 Testing, testing. One, two. 157 00:17:14,509 --> 00:17:17,137 -No way! -That's right. That's my boy. 158 00:17:17,346 --> 00:17:20,057 All right, ladies, who had the weenies? 159 00:17:31,401 --> 00:17:33,612 Do I have too much foundation on? 160 00:17:33,821 --> 00:17:37,992 I keep putting this shit on till I want to fuck myself. 161 00:17:38,910 --> 00:17:42,372 -Hey, Rob, you wearing underwear? -No. 162 00:17:42,997 --> 00:17:44,457 Rob. 163 00:17:44,958 --> 00:17:47,376 You know the drill. No panties. 164 00:17:48,502 --> 00:17:50,796 -Get up. -I am not freezing my balls-- 165 00:17:51,004 --> 00:17:52,882 Just stand up and drop it. 166 00:17:53,090 --> 00:17:55,301 -I'm not taking it off. -Come on. 167 00:17:55,592 --> 00:17:59,262 If you want, take them off. I am not taking off-- 168 00:18:01,849 --> 00:18:04,351 Your woman's an animal! 169 00:18:10,399 --> 00:18:12,067 All right! 170 00:18:13,443 --> 00:18:15,613 Before we get too into this party. 171 00:18:15,822 --> 00:18:17,407 -I love you! -Love you too. 172 00:18:17,615 --> 00:18:22,203 Before we get too deep into this party, I want to thank Key Steel... 173 00:18:22,413 --> 00:18:26,582 ...for letting us use their place of business to pay tribute... 174 00:18:26,998 --> 00:18:31,462 ...to the metal created by none other than Steel Dragon! 175 00:18:33,256 --> 00:18:36,259 And a special thanks to my brother, Joe... 176 00:18:36,468 --> 00:18:40,346 ...who gave me my first Dragon record because he hated it. 177 00:18:42,932 --> 00:18:47,311 And to my parents, because they let me play it as loud as I wanted! 178 00:18:48,146 --> 00:18:50,982 -That's my boy! -That's my baby! 179 00:18:51,191 --> 00:18:53,067 Because they rock! 180 00:18:57,739 --> 00:19:00,450 Now, this next tune... 181 00:19:01,283 --> 00:19:05,455 ...I'd like to dedicate to someone who, when I first met... 182 00:19:05,664 --> 00:19:09,959 ...ripped my heart out and put it through a bloody blender. 183 00:19:10,168 --> 00:19:14,130 That's right! This one's for Emily! 184 00:19:14,423 --> 00:19:18,592 She turns me up and shakes me down and makes me want to what? 185 00:19:18,800 --> 00:19:20,595 Stand up and shout! 186 00:20:55,149 --> 00:20:56,316 What was that? 187 00:20:57,568 --> 00:20:59,027 What was what? 188 00:20:59,527 --> 00:21:02,239 There's no solo break after the chorus. 189 00:21:02,447 --> 00:21:04,449 They don't care. 190 00:21:05,158 --> 00:21:07,243 That's not how the song goes. 191 00:21:07,870 --> 00:21:09,872 I know how the song goes. 192 00:21:10,080 --> 00:21:13,000 If you know how it goes, then play it right. 193 00:21:13,208 --> 00:21:17,380 Chris, you are taking this shit too seriously. 194 00:21:17,589 --> 00:21:21,841 That's right, because the music deserves to be taken seriously. 195 00:21:22,049 --> 00:21:25,387 If you don't, you don't deserve to play it. 196 00:21:25,805 --> 00:21:28,432 All right, you need to get a grip. 197 00:21:28,723 --> 00:21:32,603 You've ruined your performance. Do not ruin mine! 198 00:22:00,547 --> 00:22:01,465 Hey! 199 00:22:04,718 --> 00:22:07,514 Plug that fucker back in. 200 00:22:34,832 --> 00:22:36,292 Quit it! 201 00:22:37,252 --> 00:22:41,630 -That's my amp! -Do not ruin this concert! Do not! 202 00:22:41,839 --> 00:22:43,925 Hey, fuck this concert! 203 00:22:49,764 --> 00:22:50,890 Here we go again. 204 00:22:59,023 --> 00:23:03,528 -Hit him in the bollocks. -That wraps it up for tonight. 205 00:23:03,736 --> 00:23:08,115 Grab a T-shirt and cassette on your way out. Thanks for coming. 206 00:24:12,431 --> 00:24:13,807 Cut it. 207 00:24:16,935 --> 00:24:20,063 -What's up? -What's he doing here? 208 00:24:20,354 --> 00:24:23,817 -What are you doing here? -Bradley's our new front man. 209 00:24:27,028 --> 00:24:30,782 You made your point. Get him out now. 210 00:24:30,991 --> 00:24:34,327 -Only one leaving is you. -Chris, see these? 211 00:24:34,535 --> 00:24:39,249 It's the new P.A. he brought with him. And that's the new mixing board. 212 00:24:39,874 --> 00:24:41,751 Have you heard his voice? 213 00:24:41,960 --> 00:24:45,381 -Sit and spin. -Dude, just relax. 214 00:24:46,340 --> 00:24:50,385 I don't care if Bradley can hit the notes Bobby Beers can hit. 215 00:24:50,593 --> 00:24:52,596 Bobby's leaving the band anyway. 216 00:24:52,888 --> 00:24:56,141 -You don't know. -Nina and Samantha say he's leaving. 217 00:24:56,641 --> 00:24:59,144 -Bullshit. -It doesn't matter. 218 00:24:59,352 --> 00:25:04,066 We want people to hear our originals. We're tired of being a cover band. 219 00:25:04,274 --> 00:25:08,653 -We're a tribute band. -No, dude. We are a cover band. 220 00:25:08,862 --> 00:25:12,073 The problem is, you think you're in Steel Dragon. 221 00:25:12,407 --> 00:25:14,785 I love you, man, but you're mental. 222 00:25:14,994 --> 00:25:19,914 Get a grip on reality. You don't know where Bobby Beers ends and you begin. 223 00:25:21,166 --> 00:25:25,421 I'm mental, because I don't want to be in a cheesy bar band... 224 00:25:25,628 --> 00:25:30,342 ...that butchers music and makes them listen to your crappy originals! 225 00:25:30,551 --> 00:25:35,764 Crappy? "Whole and a Half" kicks ass. I'm proud to have written it. 226 00:25:35,973 --> 00:25:38,559 That's why we got so many requests for it. 227 00:25:38,768 --> 00:25:43,146 Don't shit on me because you're scared to write your own songs. 228 00:25:44,398 --> 00:25:47,860 Yeah, that's it. I'm too scared. 229 00:25:48,068 --> 00:25:50,988 If you wanna make it, you write your own tunes. 230 00:25:51,406 --> 00:25:54,825 Thanks for the tip, bro. Look, come on, guys. 231 00:25:55,451 --> 00:26:00,248 We loved playing Dragon tunes. We couldn't imagine playing anything else. 232 00:26:00,456 --> 00:26:03,167 -I thought it'd be a goof. -A goof? 233 00:26:03,375 --> 00:26:06,086 Wouldn't you rather fail as yourself... 234 00:26:06,295 --> 00:26:08,714 ...than succeed as a Bobby Beers clone? 235 00:26:08,923 --> 00:26:12,552 You can write a song about why I would wanna do that! 236 00:26:12,760 --> 00:26:15,680 All right, you're gone. Just go! 237 00:26:16,014 --> 00:26:18,307 What's so fucking funny? 238 00:26:19,141 --> 00:26:20,810 Babe, come on. Let's go. 239 00:26:21,435 --> 00:26:25,898 Fine. This is my mike stand! I'm taking it! These are my cables. 240 00:26:26,648 --> 00:26:28,401 I'll get new cables. 241 00:26:29,444 --> 00:26:31,862 -Don't think I'm coming back. -I don't. 242 00:26:32,780 --> 00:26:35,408 -Well, that's because I'm not. -Good. 243 00:26:37,076 --> 00:26:39,870 I'm serious. If I leave, I'm not coming back! 244 00:26:40,078 --> 00:26:42,373 -You said that! -Shut up, Bradley. 245 00:26:43,208 --> 00:26:44,792 Last time. 246 00:26:51,967 --> 00:26:53,218 Emily. 247 00:27:00,224 --> 00:27:05,021 If you still want to manage us, then it's okay with us. 248 00:27:05,856 --> 00:27:08,774 Rob, I'm a businesswoman. 249 00:27:08,983 --> 00:27:12,528 Rule one in this business is you go where the talent is... 250 00:27:12,737 --> 00:27:17,199 ...and all the fucking talent that was in this band just left. 251 00:27:51,317 --> 00:27:54,321 You know, those guys are so replaceable. 252 00:27:54,863 --> 00:27:59,868 It'll take me five minutes to put together a band and blow them away. 253 00:28:03,831 --> 00:28:06,541 Maybe this is just a sign. 254 00:28:07,249 --> 00:28:10,587 You know, just time to move on. 255 00:28:12,380 --> 00:28:15,718 I'm not in the mood to look on the bright side now. 256 00:28:15,926 --> 00:28:19,679 No, this is an opportunity for you... 257 00:28:19,888 --> 00:28:21,763 ...to write your own songs. 258 00:28:21,973 --> 00:28:23,016 Why? 259 00:28:23,224 --> 00:28:28,021 Be another clown with a guitar, trying to get attention? No way. 260 00:28:28,646 --> 00:28:31,567 Remember what you wrote for me on my birthday? 261 00:28:31,775 --> 00:28:34,569 -No. -Yes, you do. 262 00:28:40,533 --> 00:28:43,244 Come on, please. It's embarrassing. 263 00:28:47,499 --> 00:28:50,335 Are you done making fun of me yet? 264 00:28:54,089 --> 00:28:55,758 I love that song. 265 00:28:58,343 --> 00:29:01,680 You're not getting it. You're not hearing me. 266 00:29:02,431 --> 00:29:05,225 I'm telling you, first time I ever saw you... 267 00:29:05,642 --> 00:29:08,270 ...first time I laid eyes on you... 268 00:29:08,478 --> 00:29:12,649 ...sophomore year, Bill Starbuck in 'The Rainmaker'. 269 00:29:13,777 --> 00:29:17,654 I said to myself, "Oh, my God, that guy's got it. " 270 00:29:17,863 --> 00:29:19,531 I mean, my heart stopped. 271 00:29:23,285 --> 00:29:27,539 And I said, "That guy is going all the way. " 272 00:29:34,128 --> 00:29:37,341 I was just singing someone else's lines. 273 00:29:38,384 --> 00:29:40,677 I did not write them. 274 00:29:56,109 --> 00:29:59,780 -My favorite color is rainbow. -Mine's mauve. 275 00:30:00,072 --> 00:30:04,159 I said no. Haley, did you answer the telephone? Thank you. 276 00:30:04,452 --> 00:30:06,454 Sunshine Daycare. 277 00:30:06,746 --> 00:30:09,790 Chris! Telephone! 278 00:30:12,501 --> 00:30:15,295 Telephone! You want to help me crack eggs? 279 00:30:15,504 --> 00:30:17,506 -I want five. -Five eggs. 280 00:30:27,933 --> 00:30:31,270 Chris? Is that Chris Cole? 281 00:30:31,478 --> 00:30:34,482 -Who is this? -This is Kirk Cuddy. 282 00:30:49,204 --> 00:30:52,207 Ricki, your accent is as lame as your playing. 283 00:30:52,750 --> 00:30:56,087 What do you suggest I do about my playing? 284 00:30:56,296 --> 00:30:57,213 Who is this? 285 00:30:57,547 --> 00:31:01,592 I told you, it's Kirk Cuddy. I play in a band called Steel Dragon. 286 00:31:01,800 --> 00:31:04,721 -Maybe you've heard of us. -I don't have time. 287 00:31:04,929 --> 00:31:08,474 Hang on, hang on. Listen to this, all right? 288 00:31:17,026 --> 00:31:18,693 Are you lip-synching? 289 00:31:19,318 --> 00:31:22,655 If this is Kirk, what did you call your third wife? 290 00:31:22,863 --> 00:31:27,244 Do we have to talk about that old slag? I called her Sugar Bum. 291 00:31:27,452 --> 00:31:30,997 The second wife, too. It's why the third left. 292 00:31:31,205 --> 00:31:34,668 Now I affectionately refer to all ladies as Tottie. 293 00:31:34,876 --> 00:31:37,044 Is that enough for you? 294 00:31:37,252 --> 00:31:41,549 My God, this is unbelievable. I was sorry to hear about your dog. 295 00:31:41,758 --> 00:31:42,800 Pookie? 296 00:31:43,009 --> 00:31:46,346 Yeah. I sent flowers but I didn't get a response. 297 00:31:46,555 --> 00:31:48,640 But I figured you're so busy. 298 00:31:48,849 --> 00:31:51,768 Can we get past the 'This Is Your Life' crap? 299 00:31:51,977 --> 00:31:56,355 There's a ticket waiting for you for a flight to L.A. tomorrow. 300 00:31:56,564 --> 00:31:59,692 -Are you serious? -Of course I'm serious. 301 00:31:59,900 --> 00:32:02,279 -Tell no one about this. -Yes, sir. 302 00:32:02,487 --> 00:32:05,114 Good man. I'll see you tomorrow. 303 00:32:05,323 --> 00:32:06,449 Bye. 304 00:32:35,978 --> 00:32:37,522 Right there. 305 00:32:38,774 --> 00:32:40,149 I'm Chris Cole. 306 00:32:40,359 --> 00:32:42,736 I'm Tania. I work with the band. 307 00:32:42,944 --> 00:32:46,072 -You went out with Bobby. -You look like Bobby. 308 00:32:46,614 --> 00:32:49,325 -Is that all you brought? -My manager. 309 00:32:50,034 --> 00:32:53,163 We traded the first-class ticket for two coach. 310 00:32:53,371 --> 00:32:54,748 How resourceful. 311 00:32:54,956 --> 00:32:57,041 Yeah, well, I thought so. 312 00:32:57,250 --> 00:32:59,837 What was that? Did you see that? 313 00:33:06,843 --> 00:33:07,970 Why are we here? 314 00:33:08,386 --> 00:33:12,140 I should let Kirk explain everything to you. 315 00:33:14,017 --> 00:33:16,102 Are those your breasts? 316 00:33:17,146 --> 00:33:18,939 I'm sorry. What? 317 00:33:19,356 --> 00:33:22,984 Your breasts. Are they yours? 318 00:33:26,237 --> 00:33:29,366 Well, you know, I don't remember. 319 00:33:30,200 --> 00:33:33,120 They're quite sensational. 320 00:33:33,328 --> 00:33:36,666 Well, thanks. That's just what I was going for. 321 00:33:36,874 --> 00:33:39,376 So you're in a Steel Dragon cover band. 322 00:33:39,584 --> 00:33:41,252 -Tribute band. -Right. 323 00:33:41,461 --> 00:33:45,424 I'm kind of sort of in between bands right now. 324 00:33:47,383 --> 00:33:51,055 -Your pants. -Emily had them made for me. 325 00:33:51,263 --> 00:33:53,849 I bet they're easy to get in and out of. 326 00:33:57,394 --> 00:34:00,856 So, when do we get there? Tania, is it? 327 00:34:01,064 --> 00:34:02,107 Tania. 328 00:34:22,545 --> 00:34:25,465 -Are you famous? -No, we're nobody. Sorry. 329 00:34:25,673 --> 00:34:29,218 -Well, you should be! -Oh, thank you. Bye. 330 00:34:29,427 --> 00:34:34,223 -Can you get us in? -I'm just trying to get in myself. 331 00:34:59,540 --> 00:35:01,960 Follow me, darlings. 332 00:35:18,226 --> 00:35:21,437 This is Bobby's 'Twisted' tour in '77. 333 00:35:21,771 --> 00:35:24,273 -Look at that. -See the dragon? 334 00:35:33,533 --> 00:35:34,783 That's Sammy! 335 00:35:57,432 --> 00:35:58,683 Look! 336 00:36:03,688 --> 00:36:07,234 It's a '58 Flying V in fire-mist gold. 337 00:36:07,442 --> 00:36:12,030 And it's the real one. Look. The fingerboards are rosewood. 338 00:36:12,238 --> 00:36:14,616 That's from the 'Delirious' tour, right? 339 00:36:14,825 --> 00:36:18,285 -Are you two coming or what? -Yeah. Sorry. 340 00:36:39,224 --> 00:36:41,643 Wait right here, all right? 341 00:36:44,772 --> 00:36:47,357 Thanks a lot, Ralph. That's great. 342 00:36:47,565 --> 00:36:50,611 -That's it? -Yeah. Very nice. Thanks. 343 00:36:51,320 --> 00:36:52,279 Lovely. 344 00:36:57,992 --> 00:37:00,412 They're ready for you now. 345 00:37:11,464 --> 00:37:12,508 What's up? 346 00:37:12,799 --> 00:37:15,844 Thanks for coming. Not too fagged out? 347 00:37:16,261 --> 00:37:18,971 -I don't think so. -Mats, the road manager. 348 00:37:19,180 --> 00:37:23,352 I saw you in Pittsburgh. You gave everybody a pass but me. 349 00:37:23,560 --> 00:37:26,563 From the looks of you, I had good reason. 350 00:37:27,730 --> 00:37:32,110 We saw a tape of you singing provided by Nina and Samantha. 351 00:37:33,153 --> 00:37:35,864 Is the incredible voice really yours? 352 00:37:36,073 --> 00:37:38,867 -Cocksuckers! -That would be you, Bobby. 353 00:37:39,075 --> 00:37:41,996 You think some child can replace me? 354 00:37:42,205 --> 00:37:43,873 You want to do your thing. 355 00:37:44,081 --> 00:37:45,748 -You're firing me? -Calm down. 356 00:37:45,957 --> 00:37:48,376 You calm down, you wanker! 357 00:37:48,794 --> 00:37:51,921 -It's because I'm gay, isn't it? -You're gay? 358 00:37:53,381 --> 00:37:58,387 No, I have pierced nipples and a house in Morocco because I'm John Wayne. 359 00:37:59,847 --> 00:38:03,183 Have you listened to the lyrics of "Stand Up"? 360 00:38:03,392 --> 00:38:06,520 Did you really think that Kim was a girl? 361 00:38:06,811 --> 00:38:09,314 -Kim was a guy? -Yeah, Kim was a guy. 362 00:38:09,523 --> 00:38:12,860 He's my lover, to the horror of these sausage-jockeys. 363 00:38:13,069 --> 00:38:17,866 -As if we give a toss. -Just keep your dick away from me. 364 00:38:18,074 --> 00:38:19,325 Stop it, man. 365 00:38:19,533 --> 00:38:22,786 You don't turn up for recording sessions. 366 00:38:22,994 --> 00:38:26,206 You missed half the gigs, and when you did show-- 367 00:38:26,415 --> 00:38:30,169 I am Steel Dragon! Without me, you're nothing! 368 00:38:30,377 --> 00:38:31,419 Give us a break. 369 00:38:31,628 --> 00:38:34,757 You'll be playing for coppers in the tube without me! 370 00:38:35,299 --> 00:38:36,342 We'll see. 371 00:38:37,051 --> 00:38:39,345 Yeah. We'll see. 372 00:38:45,308 --> 00:38:47,269 -What's going on? -I don't know. 373 00:39:01,576 --> 00:39:02,827 My scarf. 374 00:39:04,286 --> 00:39:06,580 -Take it. -Yeah, I will. 375 00:39:07,081 --> 00:39:08,124 Good. 376 00:39:09,084 --> 00:39:13,045 If I leave now, I'm never coming back. Never. 377 00:39:13,545 --> 00:39:15,338 Heard you the first time. 378 00:39:16,883 --> 00:39:18,259 What you looking at? 379 00:39:19,176 --> 00:39:21,887 You think you can dress like me and be a star? 380 00:39:22,096 --> 00:39:26,267 -No, sir. -You have no idea what it takes. 381 00:39:26,809 --> 00:39:29,604 You think it's all sex, drugs and rock 'n' roll? 382 00:39:29,812 --> 00:39:31,189 You got the sex wrong. 383 00:39:31,397 --> 00:39:35,442 I never touch drugs. No one does a gig like I do half-cut. 384 00:39:35,650 --> 00:39:37,110 Not even at your age. 385 00:39:37,320 --> 00:39:41,908 And it's bed, 11 :30 every night before a gig. That's what it takes. 386 00:39:42,324 --> 00:39:44,118 Just do your own thing. 387 00:39:44,326 --> 00:39:48,497 Get your own life. It's like being bloody Elvis. 388 00:39:48,706 --> 00:39:50,791 Except Elvis was the king. 389 00:39:58,173 --> 00:40:00,176 And I'm just the queen. 390 00:40:03,513 --> 00:40:05,056 Very funny. 391 00:40:05,890 --> 00:40:07,684 Ha-bloody-ha. 392 00:40:08,934 --> 00:40:11,937 Bastards. You bastards. 393 00:40:42,719 --> 00:40:44,679 Sorry about that. 394 00:40:47,390 --> 00:40:50,310 -Missed your cue. -Yeah, sorry, K-- 395 00:40:50,728 --> 00:40:53,021 -You do know this song? -Yes, sir. 396 00:40:53,229 --> 00:40:56,900 We'll pick it up just coming out of the intro. 397 00:41:11,707 --> 00:41:12,958 I'm sorry. 398 00:41:14,626 --> 00:41:16,294 We wasting our time here? 399 00:41:16,502 --> 00:41:19,506 Sorry. Could I start it one more time? 400 00:41:20,132 --> 00:41:21,592 All right, go again. 401 00:41:21,800 --> 00:41:23,802 Sorry about that. 402 00:41:28,390 --> 00:41:29,516 I love you. 403 00:41:30,559 --> 00:41:31,935 I love you. 404 00:43:13,162 --> 00:43:17,751 Well, mate, do you want the gig, then? 405 00:43:20,585 --> 00:43:24,131 Look in the lens, guys. Go. Get in there more. 406 00:43:24,340 --> 00:43:27,134 Give me attitude. Two double-platinum records. 407 00:43:27,343 --> 00:43:31,514 You're playing the Forum. You got 20 girls who want to be with you. 408 00:43:31,723 --> 00:43:35,392 Give me rock star attitude. Hold that. Here we go. 409 00:43:35,602 --> 00:43:38,938 Hey, Izzy, let's try one with attitude. No smile. 410 00:43:39,146 --> 00:43:40,189 Sorry. 411 00:43:40,397 --> 00:43:42,566 Better. Now you're looking cool. 412 00:43:42,900 --> 00:43:46,112 Come on, right in my lens. Nice shot. Attitude. 413 00:43:46,529 --> 00:43:50,282 We combed this entire planet looking for someone... 414 00:43:50,491 --> 00:43:54,370 ...heavy enough to pull this off and we found a star. 415 00:43:54,580 --> 00:43:59,793 When this guy sings, you'll forget about Bobby Beers. I promise you. 416 00:44:00,293 --> 00:44:02,586 Izzy! Is that your name? Izzy? 417 00:44:02,796 --> 00:44:05,715 Yeah, the name's Izzy, like Izzy's Revenge. 418 00:44:06,132 --> 00:44:07,800 Holy shit. 419 00:44:08,134 --> 00:44:11,054 Izzy? I'm not calling him Izzy. 420 00:44:11,262 --> 00:44:13,347 Can you hit all the notes Bobby can? 421 00:44:13,848 --> 00:44:15,850 That's why I'm in the band. 422 00:44:16,142 --> 00:44:18,018 Stand up and shout 423 00:44:36,996 --> 00:44:40,333 How do you keep your voice in such great shape? 424 00:44:40,541 --> 00:44:43,670 My choir teacher gives me really cool exercises-- 425 00:44:43,879 --> 00:44:46,507 He eats a lot of pussy, that's how. 426 00:44:47,007 --> 00:44:49,217 Yeah, I eat a lot of pussy. 427 00:44:49,926 --> 00:44:52,220 -Classy. -Like father, like son. 428 00:44:52,428 --> 00:44:54,847 -That's my boy. -Come on, you guys. 429 00:44:56,391 --> 00:44:58,602 -How was l? -So good. So comfortable. 430 00:44:58,811 --> 00:45:00,979 -I messed up my accent. -It was great. 431 00:45:01,187 --> 00:45:05,692 -Nice way to handle that "pussy" line. -I can't argue with him. 432 00:45:05,900 --> 00:45:09,237 Izzy, don't worry. I'll make an honest man out of you. 433 00:45:13,491 --> 00:45:15,701 I eat a lot of pussy. 434 00:45:15,994 --> 00:45:17,788 Loads of it. 435 00:45:20,374 --> 00:45:22,375 I eat a lot of pussy. 436 00:45:23,501 --> 00:45:24,960 Tons. 437 00:45:25,378 --> 00:45:30,383 I got my voice eating pussy, man. It's a vocal technique exercise. 438 00:45:31,843 --> 00:45:35,722 I got it eating pussy. Loads of it. All the time. 439 00:45:35,931 --> 00:45:40,186 It's all I do. Breakfast, morning, noon, night. l've got to have it. 440 00:45:41,436 --> 00:45:44,147 It's all I do, is eat pussy. I love it. 441 00:45:44,355 --> 00:45:47,193 Either get in here and do it or shut up. 442 00:45:47,693 --> 00:45:51,029 Hold on. Oh, shit! I eat pussy! 443 00:46:44,958 --> 00:46:47,253 Hi. I'm Izzy's mother. 444 00:46:57,137 --> 00:46:59,974 -Have a good one. -I'll see you up there. 445 00:47:01,851 --> 00:47:05,604 -Did you see all the people? -I know. Just breathe. 446 00:47:05,813 --> 00:47:08,816 You'll be great. Nobody knows these songs better. 447 00:47:09,233 --> 00:47:11,026 -True. -Be yourself, Chris. 448 00:47:11,234 --> 00:47:12,486 -Don't get-- -Izzy. 449 00:47:14,155 --> 00:47:17,908 You'll be great, babe. I love you so much. 450 00:47:18,117 --> 00:47:19,868 I love you too. 451 00:47:20,077 --> 00:47:22,580 All right, matey. Time to go to work. 452 00:47:22,789 --> 00:47:25,416 Sorry, darling, back to the henhouse. 453 00:47:27,166 --> 00:47:29,587 I'm gonna sit with his parents. 454 00:47:30,004 --> 00:47:33,966 Whatever twirls your beanie. Come on, mate. 455 00:47:34,382 --> 00:47:36,678 -I gotta piss. -What? You gotta piss? 456 00:47:36,886 --> 00:47:38,138 -Go now. -I can't. 457 00:47:38,346 --> 00:47:42,725 Or you gotta use it. Use it. You're awesome. Bye, babe. 458 00:47:45,228 --> 00:47:47,813 -Are you okay? -Yeah. 459 00:47:48,146 --> 00:47:53,027 Well, you're in my house now, mate. And I ain't lost a man yet. 460 00:47:53,235 --> 00:47:54,820 -Let's do it. -Here we go. 461 00:47:55,113 --> 00:47:57,114 Let's do it, Mats. 462 00:47:58,449 --> 00:48:01,994 This is your coronation, my dear. 463 00:48:04,830 --> 00:48:06,374 There you go. 464 00:48:07,124 --> 00:48:08,376 All right, boy. 465 00:48:09,001 --> 00:48:10,544 You're okay. 466 00:48:10,753 --> 00:48:14,924 You won't need it, but there's a bucket in each wing, all right? 467 00:48:15,341 --> 00:48:18,595 -Up you go. -All right, Mats. 468 00:48:27,145 --> 00:48:28,480 Break a leg! 469 00:50:18,507 --> 00:50:20,800 Are you all right, Izzy? 470 00:51:13,438 --> 00:51:17,815 -I'm all right. -Fantastic! Keep going! 471 00:52:17,043 --> 00:52:19,129 Thank you. 472 00:52:22,173 --> 00:52:24,342 -You okay? -Couldn't be better. 473 00:52:24,550 --> 00:52:27,178 There's a bit up there. That's it. 474 00:52:27,386 --> 00:52:28,429 How do I look? 475 00:52:28,637 --> 00:52:33,100 Fantastic. It's brilliant, mate. Fucking brilliant. Off you go. 476 00:52:35,937 --> 00:52:37,480 I'm just a regular guy... 477 00:52:37,689 --> 00:52:41,025 ...who grew up with the posters of these guys on my walls! 478 00:52:41,235 --> 00:52:43,736 And now I'm one of them! 479 00:52:44,069 --> 00:52:45,612 That's right! 480 00:52:46,655 --> 00:52:51,577 I'm standing here, living proof that if you work hard enough... 481 00:52:51,786 --> 00:52:55,749 ...and you want it bad enough, dreams do come true. 482 00:52:56,458 --> 00:52:58,960 So follow your dreams, man. 483 00:52:59,169 --> 00:53:03,256 Follow your dreams, because we all die young. 484 00:54:22,795 --> 00:54:25,506 Fucking scintillating, baby! 485 00:54:25,714 --> 00:54:30,302 Quiet! Shut them up behind us. Give us 10 minutes. In we go. 486 00:54:30,511 --> 00:54:32,387 Lock it up! Thank you! 487 00:54:32,596 --> 00:54:35,014 That was something really.... 488 00:54:37,100 --> 00:54:39,603 Amazing! You were demented out there. 489 00:54:39,812 --> 00:54:43,357 I thought I was gonna break my neck when I fell. 490 00:54:43,565 --> 00:54:47,193 You brought the audience home. You did fucking beautiful. 491 00:54:47,402 --> 00:54:48,653 Thanks. 492 00:54:49,403 --> 00:54:53,159 It was so heavy hearing the music played to perfection. 493 00:54:53,367 --> 00:54:54,702 We heard it sang right. 494 00:54:54,910 --> 00:54:57,829 -Beautiful. -Right between the eyes. 495 00:54:58,664 --> 00:55:01,918 It was incredible, man. Thanks, Kirk. 496 00:55:02,126 --> 00:55:03,669 The Dragons! 497 00:55:07,214 --> 00:55:09,008 All right, let's go. 498 00:55:09,508 --> 00:55:11,176 Go. Go. 499 00:55:12,636 --> 00:55:14,639 Get the hell out of here. 500 00:55:15,472 --> 00:55:18,893 -Oh, my pass. -VIP. Sorry. 501 00:55:19,226 --> 00:55:21,604 I'm Chris' girlfriend. Manager. 502 00:55:21,813 --> 00:55:25,774 -Who? -Izzy's girlfriend/manager. 503 00:55:25,983 --> 00:55:29,028 -Yeah, right. -She's okay. She's all right. 504 00:55:29,236 --> 00:55:30,988 -Go on. -I'm his mother. 505 00:55:31,197 --> 00:55:33,490 How amazing was he? Brilliant! 506 00:55:33,699 --> 00:55:37,161 Our boy came through tonight. He was on fire. 507 00:55:38,496 --> 00:55:42,249 -Where are you going? -Oh, sorry. l've got.... 508 00:55:42,583 --> 00:55:45,711 -No. Go on back, darling. -I'm Izzy's brother. 509 00:55:45,919 --> 00:55:48,213 -I don't think so. -Mom! 510 00:55:53,720 --> 00:55:55,513 What did you think? 511 00:55:57,265 --> 00:55:59,683 -Are you all right? -I am so good. 512 00:56:19,787 --> 00:56:22,706 -Oh, man. -This is insane. 513 00:56:25,126 --> 00:56:30,215 -Arrest her for indecent exposure. -Out of my jurisdiction, bro. 514 00:57:15,676 --> 00:57:19,973 -Mats, get us the tequilas, will you? -Ladies, you're on. 515 00:57:20,181 --> 00:57:24,019 Got an initiation for you. You joined, done a beautiful job. 516 00:57:24,228 --> 00:57:29,148 Now I'll buy you a drink, mate. Hello, ladies. Thank you. 517 00:57:30,065 --> 00:57:31,860 For Izzy! 518 00:57:33,111 --> 00:57:36,948 -Hey! Hang on. No hands. -No hands. 519 00:57:37,156 --> 00:57:39,868 You're hanging with the hardcore now. 520 00:57:40,202 --> 00:57:42,495 Two teeth, come on. 521 00:57:45,915 --> 00:57:47,375 Go on, my son. 522 00:57:48,752 --> 00:57:50,003 You're so bad. 523 00:57:53,549 --> 00:57:55,634 Oh, my God. 524 00:58:00,014 --> 00:58:03,975 -The laws of gravity no longer apply. -I guess not. 525 00:58:05,017 --> 00:58:06,477 You'll get used to it. 526 00:58:06,686 --> 00:58:09,815 You build up a tolerance to it. 527 00:58:10,023 --> 00:58:13,151 Right, okay. I'll get that one going. 528 00:58:13,776 --> 00:58:17,947 -Some crazy stuff happens. -Oh, my God, it's amazing. 529 00:58:20,449 --> 00:58:24,621 It's all good fun. Just makes for good stories, you know? 530 00:58:24,830 --> 00:58:28,166 I'm beginning to have a couple of my own. 531 00:58:29,502 --> 00:58:32,754 You can have a good time as well. It's allowed. 532 00:58:35,466 --> 00:58:39,010 Anything you want. You just have to ask. 533 00:58:44,016 --> 00:58:45,976 -Don't forget. -Oh, I won't. 534 00:58:46,184 --> 00:58:47,644 Cheers. 535 00:59:14,129 --> 00:59:17,048 I'm gonna go to the dance floor. 536 00:59:36,652 --> 00:59:39,280 -Have you seen Emily? -How you doing? 537 00:59:39,488 --> 00:59:42,909 I'm good. I'm really good. I'm great, actually. 538 00:59:43,242 --> 00:59:45,119 Tell me something. 539 00:59:45,328 --> 00:59:48,747 How's it feel to know that everyone in here... 540 00:59:48,956 --> 00:59:51,584 ...wants to fuck you? 541 00:59:52,626 --> 00:59:54,086 You're serious? 542 00:59:54,294 --> 00:59:58,258 I can't stop touching you. I can't keep my hands to myself. 543 00:59:58,466 --> 01:00:03,762 You know, you've turned me into a silly little groupie. 544 01:00:04,388 --> 01:00:06,473 There she is. 545 01:00:08,559 --> 01:00:13,981 We were just talking about how stunningly beautiful you are, really. 546 01:00:15,775 --> 01:00:18,903 Oh, God, you two. Such a sexy couple. 547 01:00:19,112 --> 01:00:22,448 If I were you, I'd spend all my time in bed. 548 01:00:24,951 --> 01:00:26,202 Come on. 549 01:04:15,599 --> 01:04:18,603 -Sorry about that. -Relax, lover. 550 01:04:19,019 --> 01:04:21,104 You were terrific last night. 551 01:04:30,697 --> 01:04:31,950 Are those my pants? 552 01:04:32,158 --> 01:04:36,245 Yeah, they're a bit snug, but that's how I like them. 553 01:05:04,064 --> 01:05:07,735 -So you think.... -Let's not. 554 01:05:26,587 --> 01:05:31,510 People, boat's leaving. All aboard. Quick as you can, please. 555 01:05:31,718 --> 01:05:34,846 Thank you. All right, two lovely people. 556 01:05:35,054 --> 01:05:38,184 Quickly, boys. Boat's going in a minute. 557 01:05:38,683 --> 01:05:44,022 Good afternoon, my darlings. Look, l've been meaning to tell you. 558 01:05:44,523 --> 01:05:48,818 There's a longstanding rule that wives and girlfriends... 559 01:05:49,027 --> 01:05:51,113 ...aren't allowed on the bus. 560 01:05:51,321 --> 01:05:55,784 The boys don't like distractions when they're working on their music. 561 01:05:55,991 --> 01:05:59,537 You can travel with the wives. They're nice. 562 01:06:00,163 --> 01:06:02,374 Yeah, well, who are they? 563 01:06:04,125 --> 01:06:07,463 That's Kirk's astrologer... 564 01:06:07,671 --> 01:06:09,673 ...and his physical therapist. 565 01:06:10,591 --> 01:06:15,720 And that, well, we all know what that is, right? We'd better go. 566 01:06:18,306 --> 01:06:23,228 -I'm gonna ride with Emily. -Oh, no. Sorry. You can't do that. 567 01:06:23,520 --> 01:06:27,191 The boys need you there when they work on the tunes. 568 01:06:27,399 --> 01:06:29,484 Go ahead, babe. I'm fine. 569 01:06:29,693 --> 01:06:31,235 Quick as you can. 570 01:06:31,444 --> 01:06:33,321 -You sure? -Yeah, I'm sure. 571 01:06:34,280 --> 01:06:36,574 I didn't know about the rule. 572 01:06:36,783 --> 01:06:39,702 Yeah. Just get on the bus. 573 01:06:43,874 --> 01:06:46,585 -Have fun. -You too. Be careful. 574 01:06:48,128 --> 01:06:53,132 The boys are waiting in the back. They're working. They need you. 575 01:06:54,926 --> 01:06:57,930 -What's up, Izz? -What's up? 576 01:07:06,896 --> 01:07:08,898 Izz, you want some? 577 01:07:09,732 --> 01:07:12,027 I was gonna go over the schedule. 578 01:07:12,236 --> 01:07:16,406 Suit yourself. It's good for writing lyrics. 579 01:07:28,794 --> 01:07:34,008 You know, he's a rock star now. The normal rules don't apply. 580 01:07:34,842 --> 01:07:37,761 -I didn't say anything. -You didn't have to. 581 01:07:37,970 --> 01:07:39,973 Somebody's jealous. 582 01:07:41,099 --> 01:07:43,725 No. No, I'm not. 583 01:07:43,933 --> 01:07:48,105 I just know him and he's not that-- 584 01:07:48,314 --> 01:07:51,108 Like hell he's not. He's a guy, isn't he? 585 01:07:51,317 --> 01:07:55,279 Look, we all know exactly what happens on that bus. 586 01:07:55,696 --> 01:07:57,490 I met Ghode on that bus. 587 01:07:59,991 --> 01:08:01,660 I didn't say anything. 588 01:08:01,869 --> 01:08:05,831 I know it's crazy, but it comes with the territory. 589 01:08:06,039 --> 01:08:11,128 You either drive yourself batty trying to change it or you adapt. 590 01:08:11,337 --> 01:08:15,090 You gotta let him off the leash once in a while. 591 01:08:15,299 --> 01:08:19,595 Or they get cranky. At the end of the day, they always come home. 592 01:08:19,803 --> 01:08:22,513 And who says you can't have your own fun? 593 01:08:23,141 --> 01:08:24,058 Exactly. 594 01:08:26,269 --> 01:08:30,230 -Do you want some? -No, I'm good. I just had breakfast. 595 01:08:30,440 --> 01:08:33,776 -Okay. Here. -Hair of the dog. 596 01:08:34,068 --> 01:08:38,031 Here's some advice from me. Number one: Learn to share. 597 01:08:38,573 --> 01:08:42,326 Number two: Get very close with his accountant. 598 01:08:42,534 --> 01:08:43,786 And three: 599 01:08:44,203 --> 01:08:48,583 Don't sign anything. I had to learn that the hard way. 600 01:08:48,792 --> 01:08:53,379 You know what I always say. If you love someone, let them go. 601 01:08:53,587 --> 01:08:58,050 And if they come back to you with very expensive jewelry... 602 01:08:58,258 --> 01:09:00,469 ...then it's meant to be. 603 01:09:00,678 --> 01:09:04,849 I hope I am not as cynical as you are when I am your age. 604 01:09:05,140 --> 01:09:07,560 Honey, she's 23. 605 01:09:08,395 --> 01:09:09,854 22½. 606 01:09:10,354 --> 01:09:13,815 -23 -I am 22½. 607 01:09:14,025 --> 01:09:17,444 You guys were at my birthday party. I was born.... 608 01:09:42,595 --> 01:09:47,600 Move aside, you scallywags. You're getting in the way of future sales. 609 01:09:47,892 --> 01:09:49,894 Be nice to this bloke from MTV. 610 01:09:50,103 --> 01:09:52,814 They're not playing our videos as much... 611 01:09:53,023 --> 01:09:55,525 ...since the boys trashed their set. 612 01:09:55,733 --> 01:09:59,279 Tell them about that thing you do with your tongue. 613 01:09:59,487 --> 01:10:02,823 -All right, and here we are. -Thanks, Mats. 614 01:10:03,031 --> 01:10:06,786 I'll be back in half an hour. Mind your backs, please! 615 01:10:07,203 --> 01:10:11,165 -Chris, I need to talk to you-- -You can't call me that here. 616 01:10:11,582 --> 01:10:13,251 I need to talk to you. 617 01:10:13,459 --> 01:10:17,214 I gotta do this MTV thing, then talk to a producer-- 618 01:10:17,422 --> 01:10:20,550 I know your schedule. I get a copy every day. 619 01:10:20,759 --> 01:10:23,052 -Then you know when I'm done. -I'm leaving. 620 01:10:23,344 --> 01:10:26,598 -Just meet me at the hotel. -I'm going to Seattle. 621 01:10:28,141 --> 01:10:29,601 Come on. 622 01:10:35,357 --> 01:10:38,901 Em, what the hell is going on in Seattle? 623 01:10:39,109 --> 01:10:42,739 -Marci and I have been talking-- -Who's Marci? 624 01:10:43,907 --> 01:10:48,704 You know who Marci is. My roommate, Rob's girlfriend. 625 01:10:48,912 --> 01:10:52,249 Sorry. I know who she is. l've got things on my mind. 626 01:10:52,457 --> 01:10:53,917 I know, I know. 627 01:10:54,126 --> 01:10:58,087 We've been talking about this business and we got our loan. 628 01:10:58,296 --> 01:11:02,050 -We're going to Seattle to-- -When did you do this? 629 01:11:02,550 --> 01:11:05,471 While the wives were out shopping. 630 01:11:06,221 --> 01:11:08,931 Is this a money thing? If you need money-- 631 01:11:09,224 --> 01:11:13,103 You know I didn't mean it like that, Em. I swear. 632 01:11:17,064 --> 01:11:21,653 -Are you leaving me? -No. I'm not leaving you. 633 01:11:22,905 --> 01:11:26,867 But I am leaving this. I cannot do this every day. 634 01:11:27,076 --> 01:11:32,081 -I thought we're having a great time. -We are. It has been fun. 635 01:11:32,289 --> 01:11:36,334 But, baby, this is all happening to you. And it's great. 636 01:11:36,543 --> 01:11:40,298 But it's different for me. I can't follow a bus all day. 637 01:11:40,631 --> 01:11:45,218 You don't have to do that anymore. We're getting our own car. 638 01:11:45,428 --> 01:11:47,930 It's not about the car. 639 01:11:49,264 --> 01:11:50,431 What is it? 640 01:11:52,309 --> 01:11:55,229 You know, it's wanting a life. 641 01:12:02,194 --> 01:12:06,698 And I really want to do this thing with Marci in Seattle. 642 01:12:09,618 --> 01:12:12,412 Can we hook up in Seattle when I get there? 643 01:12:13,247 --> 01:12:15,040 Of course. Of course. 644 01:12:19,837 --> 01:12:21,171 All right. 645 01:12:21,797 --> 01:12:25,467 I'll talk to Mats and get you our numbers... 646 01:12:25,676 --> 01:12:28,178 ...so you can call when you get there. 647 01:12:29,096 --> 01:12:32,016 So I know you got there safe, all right? 648 01:12:43,610 --> 01:12:45,904 So I'll see you in Seattle? 649 01:12:56,416 --> 01:12:59,251 Can I give you some advice, mate? 650 01:13:06,425 --> 01:13:09,887 -What's up, A.C.? -Let the chick go, man. 651 01:13:11,555 --> 01:13:15,602 -So how are we doing? -Lovely. Thank you very much. 652 01:13:15,936 --> 01:13:20,188 -I'll be back to check on you. -I'm sure you will. 653 01:13:20,815 --> 01:13:22,692 Freshening up the blood. 654 01:13:22,900 --> 01:13:26,862 The liver doesn't work as good as it did when I was your age. 655 01:13:27,196 --> 01:13:30,533 Listen, make it easier on yourself. 656 01:13:30,742 --> 01:13:33,244 There's no way it can work. 657 01:13:33,453 --> 01:13:36,664 You start off with the best intentions. 658 01:13:36,873 --> 01:13:41,460 But there's so much pussy coming at you every day that... 659 01:13:41,669 --> 01:13:45,423 ...finally it wears you down. Then you crack. 660 01:13:46,257 --> 01:13:48,885 Aren't you married to a supermodel? 661 01:13:50,346 --> 01:13:53,556 Yeah, you know why? Because I can. 662 01:13:54,181 --> 01:13:56,684 And you can too. 663 01:13:56,893 --> 01:14:00,772 You got these birds dreaming about having it off with you. 664 01:14:00,980 --> 01:14:03,691 That makes the guys want to be you. 665 01:14:03,900 --> 01:14:07,028 The guys are the ones that buy the records. 666 01:14:07,237 --> 01:14:10,447 So if the chicks don't want you, the guys are gone. 667 01:14:10,865 --> 01:14:13,076 I mean, put it this way: 668 01:14:13,493 --> 01:14:18,582 Your job is to live the fantasy other people only dream about. 669 01:14:19,124 --> 01:14:21,710 Don't go in half-assed. 670 01:14:23,085 --> 01:14:24,963 Dream big. 671 01:14:25,380 --> 01:14:28,090 Live the life. 672 01:15:27,318 --> 01:15:31,072 -You running for pink slips? -See you in hell, Bat Boy. 673 01:15:32,532 --> 01:15:33,866 You ready, Robin? 674 01:15:47,338 --> 01:15:48,797 Go! 675 01:16:07,358 --> 01:16:09,110 You got yourself a Ferrari! 676 01:16:17,576 --> 01:16:19,328 Hello, Wichita. 677 01:16:31,131 --> 01:16:34,676 Izzy? Oh, my God, is that Izzy? 678 01:16:35,719 --> 01:16:36,846 I love you! 679 01:16:49,899 --> 01:16:51,777 Watch out! 680 01:16:56,782 --> 01:16:59,160 Out of my bloody way! 681 01:17:04,916 --> 01:17:08,335 -What's going on? -His wife ran off with Peter Gabriel. 682 01:17:20,015 --> 01:17:22,225 -Let me get that. -That doesn't work. 683 01:17:40,868 --> 01:17:45,372 Ladies, ladies, please. A little bit of decorum, please. 684 01:17:45,581 --> 01:17:49,753 Now, listen. We've got limited space. Just be patient. 685 01:17:49,961 --> 01:17:54,340 I gotta check your credentials, so have your pussy passes out. 686 01:18:03,517 --> 01:18:07,895 If I get to be with Izzy, I am going to shit bricks. 687 01:18:08,605 --> 01:18:12,484 Well, yeah, that'll make a lasting impression. 688 01:18:15,194 --> 01:18:18,823 -Do you dance at Chubbies? -No. 689 01:18:19,032 --> 01:18:23,828 You should. You have a killer body. It's not totally nude there. 690 01:18:24,162 --> 01:18:27,916 We wear G-strings, so the guys respect us way more. 691 01:18:28,125 --> 01:18:30,001 Yeah, that is so true. 692 01:18:30,210 --> 01:18:34,171 Nothing says "respect" like cramming a strip of Lycra up your ass. 693 01:18:34,380 --> 01:18:36,257 Fucking-A, mama! 694 01:18:36,674 --> 01:18:40,845 Yes, that's fine. You're absolutely fine. 695 01:18:41,054 --> 01:18:45,850 Oh, hi. Hello. Now, that's a very important little P, isn't it? 696 01:18:46,058 --> 01:18:49,271 -In you go. Nice. -What's the "P" stand for? 697 01:18:52,523 --> 01:18:54,818 Yes, it's "pass. " 698 01:18:55,026 --> 01:18:57,737 Oh, yeah? It's not "pimp"? 699 01:18:58,655 --> 01:19:02,117 -No, it's "personal".... -"Personal friend. " 700 01:19:02,326 --> 01:19:07,414 Yeah, "personal friend of the band. " Yeah. One sec. 701 01:19:09,208 --> 01:19:12,543 I'm not here to check up on him. I was invited. 702 01:19:12,752 --> 01:19:16,090 -He's doing interviews. -lnterviews? Okay. 703 01:19:16,298 --> 01:19:18,383 Tell you what, darling. 704 01:19:18,592 --> 01:19:21,720 I'm not really sure where he is, actually. 705 01:19:21,928 --> 01:19:24,640 If you'd like to wait just.... 706 01:19:24,849 --> 01:19:29,852 Of course, wait here if you like. He's actually down there. 707 01:19:31,939 --> 01:19:34,024 What are you doing here? 708 01:19:35,984 --> 01:19:37,778 I live here, Chris. 709 01:19:38,195 --> 01:19:40,364 I thought you were in Seattle. 710 01:19:41,531 --> 01:19:44,659 We're in Seattle. You're in Seattle. 711 01:19:49,539 --> 01:19:50,790 I'm sorry. 712 01:19:51,416 --> 01:19:54,253 -You forgot. -No. 713 01:19:54,462 --> 01:19:57,673 Yeah, you did. You forgot I was coming. 714 01:19:58,007 --> 01:20:01,760 Wait. I did not forget you were coming. Mats. 715 01:20:01,968 --> 01:20:06,557 Told him to arrange-- Didn't I say to remind me she was coming? 716 01:20:06,766 --> 01:20:10,310 Shit. I'm so sorry. I really screwed up, mate. 717 01:20:10,519 --> 01:20:14,148 -What do you mean? -Chris, please. 718 01:20:15,108 --> 01:20:18,736 You don't need people taking falls for you. Please. 719 01:20:18,943 --> 01:20:22,072 No, Em. I did not forget. 720 01:20:22,281 --> 01:20:25,409 Chris, don't lie to me. Please don't lie to me. 721 01:20:32,417 --> 01:20:37,212 It might've slipped my mind. But I didn't forget. I remembered.... 722 01:20:38,338 --> 01:20:41,883 I didn't remember, but I didn't forget, okay? 723 01:20:42,091 --> 01:20:45,763 Things get crazy. It's hard to keep things straight. 724 01:20:45,971 --> 01:20:47,431 I know. I see that. 725 01:20:47,639 --> 01:20:50,351 -It is. -I know. I see that. 726 01:20:51,478 --> 01:20:54,312 Emily, you look great. 727 01:20:54,813 --> 01:20:58,484 Come on. You're wasted. You're absolutely wasted. 728 01:20:58,693 --> 01:21:01,821 -No, I'm not wasted. I'm tired. -Sorry. 729 01:21:02,029 --> 01:21:05,658 I gotta do him first, because I gotta work at midnight. 730 01:21:05,867 --> 01:21:10,871 Come over here. Stand over here for a second, all right? 731 01:21:11,080 --> 01:21:12,956 -Who are you? -Izzy. 732 01:21:13,165 --> 01:21:14,625 What is this? What? 733 01:21:14,833 --> 01:21:18,378 Izzy. But you don't have to call me that. It's me. 734 01:21:18,796 --> 01:21:21,716 Call me Chrizzy, okay? 735 01:21:21,924 --> 01:21:25,802 You don't have to call me Izz. Call me Chris. 736 01:21:26,012 --> 01:21:29,765 Chris. Well, I'm glad we talked. I'm gonna go. 737 01:21:29,974 --> 01:21:32,267 -Emily, wait. -What? What? 738 01:21:32,684 --> 01:21:37,064 -I'll go with you. -Go with me where? 739 01:21:38,106 --> 01:21:40,819 With you. I'm gonna go to Seattle. 740 01:21:43,530 --> 01:21:45,907 We're in Seattle, Chrizzy. 741 01:21:50,202 --> 01:21:52,913 Sorry, sorry. But... 742 01:21:53,122 --> 01:21:55,834 ...are you guys done? Because l-- 743 01:21:56,042 --> 01:21:57,585 We're done. 744 01:21:58,127 --> 01:22:03,133 Get going on this one because she's gotta be at work by midnight. 745 01:22:04,800 --> 01:22:06,552 Dinner's canceled. 746 01:22:06,760 --> 01:22:09,680 She's really sweet, but I was here first. 747 01:22:09,889 --> 01:22:13,434 Why don't we go in here? Somewhere out of the way. 748 01:22:54,310 --> 01:22:56,312 Can I get a picture, Izzy? 749 01:23:04,861 --> 01:23:07,989 All right, I gotta go. Here you go. 750 01:23:17,999 --> 01:23:21,544 Jorg, it's not very brutal. Can we make it more raunchy? 751 01:23:22,170 --> 01:23:23,505 Sounds raunchy in here. 752 01:23:23,714 --> 01:23:27,593 Maybe it's an E.Q. thing. Just take a few minutes. 753 01:23:28,009 --> 01:23:33,223 It needs a bit of bollocks to it. E.Q. it or something. 754 01:23:33,639 --> 01:23:35,933 Good hunting at your ranch? 755 01:23:36,142 --> 01:23:40,939 Great. Everything I saw, I killed. Killed something every damn day. 756 01:23:41,147 --> 01:23:44,151 You should bring your new fiancée up there. 757 01:23:44,360 --> 01:23:48,029 She's busy at the moment. Some yearbook committee. 758 01:23:48,322 --> 01:23:49,698 --got any body to it. 759 01:23:49,990 --> 01:23:51,366 -Hey, Izz. -What's up? 760 01:23:51,574 --> 01:23:54,911 -Hello, Chrizzy. -How are you guys? 761 01:23:55,120 --> 01:23:58,247 -What's with your eyebrow? -Isn't it cool? 762 01:23:58,874 --> 01:24:02,294 You gotta clear it with us before you do that. 763 01:24:06,799 --> 01:24:11,469 Worked on some songs for the album. They're still rough... 764 01:24:11,677 --> 01:24:15,557 ...but I wanted to get your input before I went further. 765 01:24:15,765 --> 01:24:17,017 I don't know. 766 01:24:17,935 --> 01:24:21,397 Just a thought, but isn't that a cool cover? 767 01:24:21,606 --> 01:24:25,566 No title, no band name. Could be heavy. What do you think? 768 01:24:31,072 --> 01:24:33,367 Izzy, it looks great. 769 01:24:33,992 --> 01:24:35,578 It still needs work. 770 01:24:36,078 --> 01:24:38,914 I'm glad you've been having fun writing songs. 771 01:24:39,956 --> 01:24:42,252 I busted my ass working on the songs. 772 01:24:42,669 --> 01:24:45,462 But the tunes have already been written. 773 01:24:46,713 --> 01:24:50,802 -What do you mean? -A.C. and I wrote them during break. 774 01:24:51,093 --> 01:24:55,597 -I know you and A.C. do most of it-- -Not most. All of it. 775 01:24:55,889 --> 01:24:58,726 But shouldn't I have some input? 776 01:24:59,852 --> 01:25:04,022 I'm singing the tunes, so you at least want my stamp. 777 01:25:04,232 --> 01:25:05,691 I'm not just.... 778 01:25:05,900 --> 01:25:09,987 You aren't just expecting me to be some singer-for-hire, are you? 779 01:25:13,950 --> 01:25:17,161 Let me explain. Come here. 780 01:25:17,369 --> 01:25:22,291 Listen, our fans, right, our loyal, die-hard fans... 781 01:25:22,499 --> 01:25:27,297 ...our very lifeblood, if you will, expect to see certain things. 782 01:25:27,505 --> 01:25:29,465 We give them what they want. 783 01:25:29,673 --> 01:25:34,054 We don't deviate because one disappointed fan can turn into two... 784 01:25:34,262 --> 01:25:37,305 ...to four, to eight, till the next thing you know... 785 01:25:37,515 --> 01:25:39,891 ...we're playing to a half-empty hall. 786 01:25:40,226 --> 01:25:45,439 And our lost sheep are off enjoying the rock stylings of, say, Ratt. 787 01:25:45,856 --> 01:25:50,028 So while I understand your impulse to do your own thing... 788 01:25:50,236 --> 01:25:53,364 ...and I admire it in some small way... 789 01:25:53,989 --> 01:25:56,159 ...if you want to stay with Steel Dragon... 790 01:25:56,367 --> 01:26:01,580 ...then you have to reconcile yourself to doing the Steel Dragon thing. 791 01:26:01,915 --> 01:26:06,920 All right? And the Steel Dragon thing is that A.C. and I write the songs. 792 01:26:07,628 --> 01:26:10,966 And you sing the songs that we write. 793 01:26:12,341 --> 01:26:13,801 Am I clear? 794 01:26:14,843 --> 01:26:15,969 Yeah. 795 01:26:16,387 --> 01:26:17,555 Good. 796 01:26:48,836 --> 01:26:50,296 What's he doing? 797 01:26:53,508 --> 01:26:56,344 -What? -Just sing it like it's written. 798 01:26:56,552 --> 01:26:58,429 -I thought I was. -You weren't. 799 01:26:59,055 --> 01:27:00,181 All right. Sorry. 800 01:27:00,515 --> 01:27:03,310 -Great. -Theo, from the top. 801 01:27:04,143 --> 01:27:05,727 Thanks. 802 01:27:27,000 --> 01:27:28,334 Pretty good. 803 01:27:44,518 --> 01:27:48,271 What is it when you do something to somebody and they hate it? 804 01:27:48,896 --> 01:27:52,442 Then somebody does the same to you and you hate it. 805 01:27:52,943 --> 01:27:57,446 I suppose some might call it poetic justice. I don't know. 806 01:28:01,410 --> 01:28:06,415 All I know is I owe a guy named Rob a big fat apology. That's for sure. 807 01:28:06,624 --> 01:28:11,837 We all owe someone an apology along the way. I mean, that's life, man. 808 01:28:13,923 --> 01:28:16,299 A long, long time ago... 809 01:28:16,925 --> 01:28:19,427 ...when I was at university... 810 01:28:20,262 --> 01:28:22,056 ...I was married. 811 01:28:25,684 --> 01:28:28,104 No. You were married? 812 01:28:28,312 --> 01:28:33,733 It was before you boys and that rock 'n' roll music corrupted me, man. 813 01:28:35,694 --> 01:28:38,947 Yeah, I still think about it sometimes. 814 01:28:40,615 --> 01:28:44,787 She was really a very sweet girl. 815 01:28:49,875 --> 01:28:53,003 What happened? If you don't mind me asking. 816 01:28:53,212 --> 01:28:54,587 No, no. 817 01:28:56,465 --> 01:28:59,051 One day we were sitting in the park. 818 01:28:59,259 --> 01:29:02,179 Having lunch, me and the wife. 819 01:29:02,387 --> 01:29:04,890 I needed to take a piss... 820 01:29:05,100 --> 01:29:08,852 ...so I walked to the toilet. You know, in the bathroom. 821 01:29:09,894 --> 01:29:13,774 I'm standing there staring at the wall, as you do. 822 01:29:15,526 --> 01:29:20,239 And all of the sudden, something came over me. 823 01:29:21,282 --> 01:29:26,162 Like a fear that my whole life had already been laid out for me. 824 01:29:27,412 --> 01:29:30,332 I'd finish my studies, get a job. 825 01:29:30,540 --> 01:29:32,836 I'd be working for somebody else... 826 01:29:33,044 --> 01:29:36,589 ...worrying about things that didn't matter. 827 01:29:39,926 --> 01:29:41,928 So I walked out of there. 828 01:29:42,220 --> 01:29:45,972 Kept going. Didn't come back. 829 01:29:48,600 --> 01:29:50,353 You just left her there? 830 01:29:52,021 --> 01:29:53,188 Yep. 831 01:29:54,024 --> 01:29:58,069 Sitting in front of a half-eaten steak and kidney pie. 832 01:30:01,197 --> 01:30:03,824 Very harsh, man. 833 01:30:05,909 --> 01:30:10,915 She came to see the show a few years ago. She hadn't changed at all. 834 01:30:12,166 --> 01:30:15,294 She married my best friend. A doctor. 835 01:30:15,503 --> 01:30:18,714 They have three gorgeous little kids. 836 01:30:21,133 --> 01:30:24,345 Yeah, she's very happy. 837 01:30:25,596 --> 01:30:27,181 Very happy. 838 01:31:13,895 --> 01:31:15,438 Thank you. 839 01:31:16,272 --> 01:31:18,900 You know, I'm just a regular guy... 840 01:31:19,109 --> 01:31:22,446 ...who grew up with posters of these guys on my walls. 841 01:31:22,654 --> 01:31:25,991 And now I'm one of them. That's right. 842 01:31:26,199 --> 01:31:31,413 I'm standing here, and I'm proof if you work hard and want it bad enough.... 843 01:31:31,621 --> 01:31:33,289 Dreams come true! 844 01:31:33,498 --> 01:31:37,044 That's right. Dreams do come true so follow them. 845 01:32:41,149 --> 01:32:42,318 Me? 846 01:33:30,700 --> 01:33:32,868 -Awesome! -What's your name? 847 01:33:33,076 --> 01:33:36,747 Mike, but my friends call me Thor, God of Thunder! 848 01:33:36,955 --> 01:33:38,917 -Know the rest of it? -Know them all. 849 01:33:39,125 --> 01:33:42,378 I know all your moves. I study you. I love you. 850 01:33:42,586 --> 01:33:45,589 You want to rip the roof off this place? 851 01:33:46,133 --> 01:33:47,383 Are you serious? 852 01:33:48,426 --> 01:33:49,467 Yep. 853 01:33:52,470 --> 01:33:56,559 Go ahead. Get out there. Get out there, bro. It's all yours. 854 01:35:02,125 --> 01:35:05,460 -Everything all right? -Couldn't be better. 855 01:35:06,421 --> 01:35:08,506 Taking a night off, are you? 856 01:35:09,966 --> 01:35:12,051 I'm gonna go take a piss. 857 01:35:19,433 --> 01:35:21,019 I'll see you again. 858 01:35:35,700 --> 01:35:37,577 Off you go. 859 01:35:49,673 --> 01:35:53,009 Chris "Izzy" Cole of Steel Dragon shocked fans... 860 01:35:53,217 --> 01:35:55,428 ... when he walked offstage. 861 01:35:55,636 --> 01:35:58,640 Izzy's departure is more trouble for Steel Dragon... 862 01:35:59,057 --> 01:36:01,893 ...as the band tries to maintain its status... 863 01:36:02,102 --> 01:36:04,689 ...as the industry's top hard-rock act. 864 01:36:04,897 --> 01:36:08,233 As far as I'm concerned, it's much ado about nothing. 865 01:36:08,442 --> 01:36:12,404 There's still four of us left. We're not going anywhere. 866 01:36:12,612 --> 01:36:15,740 I don't give a fuck where he is... 867 01:36:15,949 --> 01:36:18,786 ...and I don't care if I see that bastard again. 868 01:36:19,620 --> 01:36:21,496 He said to me: 869 01:36:22,331 --> 01:36:24,499 "I need to take a piss. " 870 01:36:25,250 --> 01:36:26,794 That's it. 871 01:36:27,003 --> 01:36:30,338 "Mats," he said, "I really need a piss. " 872 01:36:31,089 --> 01:36:34,635 One day I realized it wasn't for me anymore. 873 01:36:34,843 --> 01:36:38,680 I was wearing the clothes and singing the songs. 874 01:36:39,932 --> 01:36:42,143 It just didn 't feel right. 875 01:36:42,768 --> 01:36:47,147 I just wanted to find myself. Find my own music. 876 01:37:28,647 --> 01:37:30,398 -What's up? -Long time. 877 01:37:30,607 --> 01:37:34,153 -It has been. You cut your hair. -So did you, asshole. 878 01:37:50,335 --> 01:37:52,004 I'm starting a new band. 879 01:37:52,212 --> 01:37:56,049 I got "Whole and a Half" on a shelf. It's ready to go. 880 01:39:10,416 --> 01:39:12,585 I'm gonna go talk to Emily. 881 01:39:36,360 --> 01:39:37,820 I missed you. 882 01:39:41,490 --> 01:39:43,366 I know. Me too. 883 01:39:48,997 --> 01:39:52,751 -I wanted to tell you. -I know. 884 01:39:53,877 --> 01:39:55,337 I know. 885 01:39:57,131 --> 01:39:58,882 You look great. 886 01:40:02,635 --> 01:40:04,721 So do you. 887 01:40:30,080 --> 01:40:32,375 Why didn't you rejoin the band? 888 01:40:32,583 --> 01:40:36,752 As the mouthpiece of Steel Dragon, I had this responsibility. 889 01:40:38,505 --> 01:40:42,467 It's me they're looking at and want to learn from. 890 01:40:42,676 --> 01:40:47,598 The vacuous, empty world of sex and drugs and rock 'n' roll... 891 01:40:47,807 --> 01:40:50,100 ...is not the message I want to send out. 892 01:40:51,976 --> 01:40:56,148 I wanted something more cerebral, eloquent and dignified. 893 01:41:00,110 --> 01:41:01,362 We kick ass, man! 894 01:41:01,654 --> 01:41:05,115 Ever get your ass kicked by a guy with long hair and makeup? 895 01:41:05,324 --> 01:41:06,867 Right here! 896 01:41:09,161 --> 01:41:12,205 Chris "Izzy" Cole shocked fans-- Damn it! 897 01:41:12,414 --> 01:41:13,540 Cut! 898 01:41:14,499 --> 01:41:16,877 Okay, Backstage Pass. Okay, Crud Pollution. 899 01:41:17,086 --> 01:41:20,130 Okay, Bobby Beers. I mean, Chris Queers. 900 01:41:22,007 --> 01:41:24,093 After the nuclear holocaust... 901 01:41:24,302 --> 01:41:28,888 ...survivors will crawl out of the rubble, light a fire... 902 01:41:29,097 --> 01:41:31,892 ...then one man, the singer of songs, will sing. 903 01:41:32,101 --> 01:41:34,811 And that is the essence of rock 'n' roll. 904 01:41:35,145 --> 01:41:37,649 What are you talking about? 905 01:41:45,447 --> 01:41:47,115 Chris.... 906 01:41:47,324 --> 01:41:50,160 As they continue-- What are they continuing? 907 01:41:50,369 --> 01:41:54,123 As the band continues to struggle to continue its-- 908 01:42:00,797 --> 01:42:01,839 What? 909 01:42:03,924 --> 01:42:05,384 Oh, my God. 910 01:42:34,664 --> 01:42:38,209 No more metal shit. It's all about hip-hop. 911 01:42:38,417 --> 01:42:41,879 It's all bling-bling, pinky ring, word about, bling-bling. 912 01:42:42,087 --> 01:42:45,842 No more of this. 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