1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 2 00:01:01,161 --> 00:01:04,653 I hear you're having troubIes. No wonder! Look at you. 3 00:01:06,299 --> 00:01:10,167 You wanna change your Iife so you come to hear the story. 4 00:01:10,336 --> 00:01:13,567 High schooI popuIarity ain't a contest, it's a war. 5 00:01:13,740 --> 00:01:16,436 Dizzy Harrison is its greatest casuaIty. 6 00:01:16,609 --> 00:01:18,941 See, his story is reaIIy my story. 7 00:01:19,145 --> 00:01:21,705 Because behind every so-caIIed hero... 8 00:01:21,915 --> 00:01:26,545 ...is a IittIe pissed off dude that don't get no credit! 9 00:01:29,522 --> 00:01:31,217 We have to go back a ways. 10 00:01:31,391 --> 00:01:35,953 Even as a smaII chiId, Dizzy Harrison had his own particuIar styIe. 11 00:02:14,067 --> 00:02:17,764 As you can see, I didn't have a Iot to work with. 12 00:03:06,853 --> 00:03:08,480 I hurt myseIf! 13 00:03:08,688 --> 00:03:11,316 {Y:i}Things didn't get any {Y:i}better from there, 14 00:03:11,524 --> 00:03:16,325 {Y:i}As the years went by, {Y:i}he got taller, whiter, skinnier, 15 00:03:16,763 --> 00:03:19,027 First day, senior year. 16 00:03:19,232 --> 00:03:22,724 And we're gonna be the top dogs. 17 00:03:29,509 --> 00:03:32,672 -I wish I'd drowned this summer. -We aII do, Kirk. 18 00:03:32,845 --> 00:03:35,575 We'II aIways be BIips. 19 00:03:35,782 --> 00:03:38,182 -BIips? -We're bareIy on the radar! 20 00:03:38,384 --> 00:03:43,014 -Not this year. We're seniors now. -I'm with Dizzy on this one. 21 00:03:43,223 --> 00:03:46,488 It's never too Iate to make a change. 22 00:03:47,160 --> 00:03:49,890 FuII metaI jacket. 23 00:03:50,296 --> 00:03:53,129 Dad, put those away! 24 00:03:53,333 --> 00:03:54,766 You're such a dork! 25 00:03:54,968 --> 00:03:56,936 I say we baiI. Home schooIing? 26 00:03:57,136 --> 00:04:01,630 -My dad couId teach drinking. -Nobody baiIs, bands stick together. 27 00:04:05,845 --> 00:04:10,305 Guys, reIax. Music has the power to transform. 28 00:04:14,721 --> 00:04:17,281 -There's some pain. -Good Iuck, son! 29 00:04:17,490 --> 00:04:20,687 Yo, BIip? LittIe heIp? 30 00:04:25,064 --> 00:04:27,259 I'II never get used to that. 31 00:04:28,668 --> 00:04:30,863 Can anyone heIp me? 32 00:04:31,337 --> 00:04:32,998 Get out of the way! 33 00:04:37,443 --> 00:04:42,540 -You're not going to taIk to her. -That is Tina Ass-good, man! 34 00:04:42,715 --> 00:04:46,378 Like a wood eIf versus AI'Kabor. You'II get power IeveIed! 35 00:04:46,552 --> 00:04:49,350 We're not pIaying EverQuest, we're on earth. 36 00:04:49,522 --> 00:04:51,456 Speak for yourseIf. 37 00:04:51,991 --> 00:04:53,925 I'm going in. 38 00:04:55,962 --> 00:04:57,395 Take that. 39 00:05:00,033 --> 00:05:01,523 I know I can do this. 40 00:05:01,734 --> 00:05:03,827 -Tina! -You are? 41 00:05:04,037 --> 00:05:05,834 Dizzy. 42 00:05:06,039 --> 00:05:09,338 -You gonna heIp me, or what? -Yeah! 43 00:05:10,643 --> 00:05:12,873 You got to know your.... 44 00:05:15,415 --> 00:05:16,780 It's very technicaI. 45 00:05:16,983 --> 00:05:21,818 A BIip is taIking to Tina Osgood. Look at my boy! 46 00:05:21,988 --> 00:05:26,254 Didn't they tie you up Iast year and make you wear rubber breasts? 47 00:05:27,293 --> 00:05:29,557 You remember! That's reaIIy sweet. 48 00:05:29,729 --> 00:05:34,166 I imagine God having an ass Iike that. Did that sound gay? 49 00:05:34,367 --> 00:05:37,268 I've been thinking, we're seniors now... 50 00:05:37,470 --> 00:05:40,735 ...and maybe sometime, if you wanted to drink coffee... 51 00:05:40,940 --> 00:05:42,805 ...near me... 52 00:05:43,810 --> 00:05:45,209 ...I wouId pay. 53 00:05:45,411 --> 00:05:47,140 -TruthfuIIy? -Yeah? 54 00:05:47,347 --> 00:05:50,180 -You're not my-- -Type. 55 00:05:50,917 --> 00:05:53,317 You know those moments when a man makes... 56 00:05:53,453 --> 00:05:55,853 ...a decision that'II change his Iife... 57 00:05:56,055 --> 00:06:00,014 ...and he steps up to become the hero he was meant to be? 58 00:06:00,226 --> 00:06:02,285 This ain't one of those moments. 59 00:06:02,995 --> 00:06:05,122 I thought about this type thing. 60 00:06:05,331 --> 00:06:08,926 To be honest, you're not my type either. 61 00:06:09,102 --> 00:06:10,729 Did you think that'd work? 62 00:06:10,903 --> 00:06:13,895 No, but I thought it was worth giving it a shot. 63 00:06:14,073 --> 00:06:17,008 You know something? 64 00:06:17,210 --> 00:06:20,043 Yo, freak! What are you doing? 65 00:06:20,246 --> 00:06:22,578 TaIking. Innocent conversation. 66 00:06:22,782 --> 00:06:25,808 Innocent? Then what's this? 67 00:06:28,621 --> 00:06:33,684 -Oh, my God! That's disgusting! -Loser, nice pup tent! 68 00:06:33,893 --> 00:06:35,952 We need to cover you up. 69 00:06:40,466 --> 00:06:42,093 What is this? 70 00:06:42,301 --> 00:06:44,496 Mrs. Whitman! It's my.... 71 00:06:44,937 --> 00:06:47,735 It's mine now! 72 00:06:48,508 --> 00:06:52,274 Is this a weapon? You can't bring Ioaded weapons to schooI! 73 00:06:52,445 --> 00:06:55,676 You're tearing the skin! 74 00:06:57,850 --> 00:06:59,715 My deaI! 75 00:06:59,919 --> 00:07:03,184 I'm showing this to PrincipaI ZayIor. 76 00:07:03,389 --> 00:07:04,947 Cut it out! 77 00:07:28,381 --> 00:07:31,714 I know what you're thinking. It's not medicaIIy possibIe. 78 00:07:31,884 --> 00:07:35,684 But Iet me ask you this. Are you a doctor? 79 00:07:36,222 --> 00:07:40,659 I have good news. Your son's condition is treatabIe. 80 00:07:40,860 --> 00:07:44,990 What condition? The fact that I can pee around a corner? 81 00:07:45,164 --> 00:07:46,222 Watch your mouth. 82 00:07:46,399 --> 00:07:51,200 He can't heIp it. What's wrong with Dizzy, in medicaI terms... 83 00:07:51,404 --> 00:07:54,703 ...it's caIIed Tourette's syndrome. 84 00:07:55,641 --> 00:07:57,506 Tourette's syndrome? 85 00:07:57,710 --> 00:08:01,111 -Are you out of your fucking mind? -Language, son. 86 00:08:01,314 --> 00:08:05,273 You won't cure him with force, Papa Bear. 87 00:08:05,485 --> 00:08:09,478 It's going to take a Iot of hugs and a Iot of drugs. 88 00:08:09,689 --> 00:08:13,989 OnIy take one of these a day. Nice pack. 89 00:08:21,234 --> 00:08:22,633 There he is. 90 00:08:22,835 --> 00:08:24,427 Diz? 91 00:08:25,104 --> 00:08:29,370 They gave me these piIIs for my Tourette's, but they're not working. 92 00:08:29,575 --> 00:08:32,806 Come on, it's not that bad. 93 00:08:33,312 --> 00:08:35,337 Not that bad? 94 00:08:35,548 --> 00:08:37,175 At Ieast as BIips... 95 00:08:37,383 --> 00:08:39,180 ...we were invisibIe. 96 00:08:39,352 --> 00:08:42,549 You break your dick in front of the whoIe schooI... 97 00:08:42,722 --> 00:08:45,589 -...peopIe remember that. -His Iife is ruined. 98 00:08:45,791 --> 00:08:47,759 I mean, I'm an idiot. 99 00:08:47,960 --> 00:08:51,123 I'II never be abIe to go back to schooI again. 100 00:08:51,330 --> 00:08:53,992 I need more of these piIIs. 101 00:08:58,871 --> 00:09:03,934 How can you be depressed with aII this beautifuI church music pIaying? 102 00:09:24,130 --> 00:09:26,155 Yes, yes, yes! 103 00:09:27,033 --> 00:09:31,800 Thank you, brothers and sisters of the Sunshine GospeI Choir. 104 00:09:32,004 --> 00:09:35,405 Very stirring. Very hip. 105 00:09:35,608 --> 00:09:38,133 -Amen! -Yes, yes, yes. 106 00:09:38,311 --> 00:09:42,771 Now, do the rest of you young peopIe know what eIse is hip? 107 00:09:42,982 --> 00:09:46,918 SexuaI abstinence. Can I get an amen on that? 108 00:09:47,119 --> 00:09:48,416 Amen! 109 00:09:48,621 --> 00:09:52,022 -GIory haIIeIujah! -GIory haIIeIujah! 110 00:09:52,224 --> 00:09:55,716 -I said, gIory haIIeIujah! -GIory haIIeIujah! 111 00:09:55,928 --> 00:09:58,419 GIory haIIeIujah! 112 00:09:58,931 --> 00:10:01,024 Ladies and gentIemen... 113 00:10:01,233 --> 00:10:03,633 ...brothers and sisters... 114 00:10:03,836 --> 00:10:07,033 ...I'd Iike to taIk to you aII about sex! 115 00:10:07,239 --> 00:10:11,232 -The deviI's middIe name, sex! -Amen! 116 00:10:11,444 --> 00:10:16,143 Do you know what the best form of sexuaI abstinence is? 117 00:10:16,349 --> 00:10:17,782 Being me. 118 00:10:17,984 --> 00:10:21,420 -Can I get an amen? -Amen! 119 00:10:21,621 --> 00:10:25,148 Do you wanna taIk about some pain? Let me hear you! 120 00:10:25,358 --> 00:10:28,759 -That boy's got the spirit! -He's an idiot! 121 00:10:28,961 --> 00:10:34,160 Has a member of the opposite sex ever toId you you're not her type? 122 00:10:34,367 --> 00:10:36,801 Let me hear you shout amen... 123 00:10:37,003 --> 00:10:42,464 ...if you ever had duct tape ripped off your naked buttocks! 124 00:10:42,675 --> 00:10:48,238 Let me hear you shout amen if you ever had your manhood right-angIed... 125 00:10:48,447 --> 00:10:53,248 ...in front of the entire congregation! 126 00:10:53,452 --> 00:10:56,421 Now Iet me hear you shout amen up high. 127 00:10:56,622 --> 00:10:59,523 -Amen! -Let me hear you shout amen! 128 00:10:59,725 --> 00:11:04,059 {Y:i}Diz was in pain, He was in trouble, {Y:i}He needed guidance, 129 00:11:04,263 --> 00:11:08,597 {Y:i}He's about to get a lesson in bad, {Y:i}from the best in the business, 130 00:11:11,971 --> 00:11:15,134 What happened to Paco? 131 00:11:15,341 --> 00:11:20,005 -I got no answer to that question. -Back up. The new man is mine. 132 00:11:20,179 --> 00:11:23,114 Not the crazy eyes, Luther. I was just messing. 133 00:11:23,282 --> 00:11:25,011 Been Iooking at my Janet? 134 00:11:25,217 --> 00:11:27,378 No. No way. 135 00:11:30,556 --> 00:11:35,721 Eighteen years and 41 days, it's me and you, baby. 136 00:11:38,764 --> 00:11:41,358 Okay, I'm scared. 137 00:11:43,335 --> 00:11:44,802 Guard? 138 00:11:45,938 --> 00:11:48,429 ReIax, white boy. 139 00:11:48,641 --> 00:11:52,338 What'd you do to get in here? 140 00:11:52,545 --> 00:11:57,414 I'm not reaIIy sure. I've been heaviIy medicated IateIy... 141 00:11:57,616 --> 00:12:02,952 ...and the Iast thing that I remember is my dad dropping me off at schooI. 142 00:12:03,155 --> 00:12:05,623 -You in high schooI? -Yes. 143 00:12:07,526 --> 00:12:11,189 I stiII get chiIIs thinking about it. 144 00:12:11,397 --> 00:12:12,887 Fish sticks! 145 00:12:14,667 --> 00:12:18,228 I've officiaIIy become the biggest Ioser at my schooI. 146 00:12:18,404 --> 00:12:21,032 I don't think I'II be going back there. 147 00:12:21,240 --> 00:12:23,174 It's okay. 148 00:12:23,375 --> 00:12:24,842 I know what you mean. 149 00:12:25,578 --> 00:12:29,446 -I see that. -I was the bitch at the Iast prison! 150 00:12:29,648 --> 00:12:33,607 I remember, they strapped me to a chair with duct tape... 151 00:12:33,819 --> 00:12:36,754 -...in a dress. -With makeup? 152 00:12:37,857 --> 00:12:40,917 -And fake rubber breasts. -Rubber breasts! 153 00:12:43,562 --> 00:12:45,462 My brother... 154 00:12:45,664 --> 00:12:48,360 ...come on over here and sit down. 155 00:12:48,801 --> 00:12:51,065 A high schooI... 156 00:12:51,270 --> 00:12:53,135 ...it's a Iot Iike prison. 157 00:12:53,339 --> 00:12:55,739 Bad food, high fences. 158 00:12:55,908 --> 00:12:59,708 The sex you want, you ain't getting. The sex you getting... 159 00:12:59,879 --> 00:13:01,813 ...you don't want. 160 00:13:02,014 --> 00:13:05,575 I seen terribIe things. 161 00:13:05,785 --> 00:13:11,018 Yesterday, an 80-year-oId Iibrarian broke my penis. 162 00:13:11,757 --> 00:13:13,156 You win. 163 00:13:14,293 --> 00:13:16,158 How did you change things? 164 00:13:16,362 --> 00:13:20,924 I got myseIf thrown out of the Iast prison and I started fresh here. 165 00:13:21,133 --> 00:13:22,725 That worked? 166 00:13:22,935 --> 00:13:24,926 Watch this. 167 00:13:30,509 --> 00:13:31,908 Wow! 168 00:13:32,111 --> 00:13:36,571 That's what I gotta do. Switch prisons and start over. 169 00:13:36,749 --> 00:13:39,809 You gotta teII me what you did to get kicked out. 170 00:13:39,985 --> 00:13:42,476 The first thing I did... 171 00:13:42,688 --> 00:13:44,815 ...is broke aII the ruIes. 172 00:13:44,990 --> 00:13:47,049 I can break aII the ruIes. 173 00:13:47,259 --> 00:13:53,255 -Then I started acting crazy. -Yeah! I can act aII crazy. 174 00:13:53,465 --> 00:13:58,402 I grabbed a broken mop handIe and snapped it across the warden's butt. 175 00:14:03,242 --> 00:14:07,508 I don't have to do this aIone. Let's aII get expeIIed together. 176 00:14:07,680 --> 00:14:10,740 -That's okay. You can go. -What about you, GIen? 177 00:14:10,916 --> 00:14:13,942 No, I taIk big, but I'm not as tough as I Iook. 178 00:14:14,119 --> 00:14:16,246 Okay, here we go. 179 00:14:18,257 --> 00:14:20,555 What are you thinking, Mr. Harrison? 180 00:14:20,759 --> 00:14:26,197 You know, you're right. What am I thinking? 181 00:14:28,234 --> 00:14:31,397 Everybody, the answer to number 23 is Guam. 182 00:14:31,604 --> 00:14:35,005 -Thanks, Broke-wood. -Mr. Luberoff? 183 00:14:35,207 --> 00:14:38,574 PIenty more where this came from at finaIs time. 184 00:14:41,647 --> 00:14:46,607 My Lord, Dizzy! Cheating, bribery? Those are grounds for expuIsion! 185 00:14:46,819 --> 00:14:49,652 Or an obvious cry for heIp. 186 00:14:58,063 --> 00:14:59,724 What's Broke-wood doing? 187 00:15:24,290 --> 00:15:27,282 That's PrincipaI ZayIor! 188 00:15:33,532 --> 00:15:35,557 You're a fighter! 189 00:15:35,768 --> 00:15:36,928 Try this! 190 00:15:37,136 --> 00:15:41,664 Shit it! Shit it! Say mercy! 191 00:15:45,010 --> 00:15:49,140 You're aImost at the head of the cIass! 192 00:15:54,219 --> 00:15:56,585 And, cut! 193 00:16:01,894 --> 00:16:04,488 This is the part of my job I hate. 194 00:16:04,697 --> 00:16:05,959 ExpeIIing peopIe? 195 00:16:06,165 --> 00:16:09,430 No, siIIy. We're going to doubIe your medication... 196 00:16:09,601 --> 00:16:13,799 ...increase your therapy, and you may have to stay another year. 197 00:16:13,973 --> 00:16:16,464 Loser, how's it hanging? 198 00:16:18,777 --> 00:16:21,473 That toiIet-cam was your best work ever. 199 00:16:21,680 --> 00:16:25,013 Looks Iike I'm stuck here for the rest of my Iife. 200 00:16:29,521 --> 00:16:31,079 Or am I? 201 00:16:35,060 --> 00:16:39,895 -Hey! Hey! -What are you doing? 202 00:16:42,701 --> 00:16:44,032 HaIt! 203 00:16:44,803 --> 00:16:48,000 Did you just break that mop? Give me that! 204 00:16:48,207 --> 00:16:49,799 Yes! 205 00:16:50,542 --> 00:16:54,740 You destroyed schooI property. You're expeIIed. 206 00:16:54,947 --> 00:16:56,539 Yes! 207 00:16:58,350 --> 00:17:01,808 -I did it. I busted out. -I knew you had it in you. 208 00:17:02,021 --> 00:17:04,785 -Ready to be Luthercized? -Preach, my brother! 209 00:17:04,957 --> 00:17:09,053 I'm gonna take you from bitch to buII. 210 00:17:15,567 --> 00:17:19,196 You wanna get a reputation at your new schooI... 211 00:17:19,405 --> 00:17:22,397 ...you'II have to crack open heads, day one. 212 00:17:22,574 --> 00:17:25,634 Find the biggest, baddest cat and whup his ass! 213 00:17:25,811 --> 00:17:31,977 -Make sure everybody sees him go down. -Everybody sees him go down. Got it. 214 00:17:33,652 --> 00:17:37,383 You know, some peopIe are born with that knowIedge. 215 00:17:37,856 --> 00:17:39,949 -Like BarcIay. -Who's BarcIay? 216 00:17:40,159 --> 00:17:43,322 He's the buIIy at my Iast schooI. 217 00:17:43,495 --> 00:17:47,488 He might be born with it but with my insights, street smarts... 218 00:17:47,666 --> 00:17:52,501 ...and knowIedge of every action movie, we're gonna perfect it. 219 00:17:58,977 --> 00:18:01,673 Don't worry about that. Happens every day. 220 00:18:01,880 --> 00:18:05,839 Same cat. Never gets away. Come on. 221 00:18:06,552 --> 00:18:11,615 First thing you do is gouge the dude's eyes out so he can't see to fight. 222 00:18:11,824 --> 00:18:14,952 Hey, this kid's in high schooI. 223 00:18:15,127 --> 00:18:19,427 Then you're going to want to fight dirty. AII right, set your feet. 224 00:18:19,631 --> 00:18:21,599 Spread your paIms. 225 00:18:22,301 --> 00:18:23,563 Tiger CIaw! 226 00:18:23,769 --> 00:18:26,704 Are you sure it's not Tiger Paw? 227 00:18:29,308 --> 00:18:33,335 Tiger CIaw! Now you're ready! 228 00:18:34,113 --> 00:18:37,810 Just watch my hands. 229 00:18:43,622 --> 00:18:46,887 Grab some rope. You gotta buiId some muscIe. 230 00:18:47,092 --> 00:18:49,822 You act Iike you can't get up there. 231 00:18:50,028 --> 00:18:52,895 Motivation is on the way. 232 00:18:53,098 --> 00:18:56,090 Yes, indeedy, feed the needy. There you go! 233 00:18:56,301 --> 00:18:58,428 Luther, what are you doing? 234 00:18:58,637 --> 00:19:02,232 -Get up there! That's it. -What's that burning? It's me! 235 00:19:05,210 --> 00:19:07,872 Just roII around. You'II be aII right. 236 00:19:08,080 --> 00:19:11,538 If you can't act tough, you gotta Iook tough. 237 00:19:18,123 --> 00:19:19,988 Butch up, girIie-pants! 238 00:19:20,159 --> 00:19:21,217 -Got a sec? -What? 239 00:19:21,426 --> 00:19:24,088 Phone caII for you, warden. 240 00:19:24,897 --> 00:19:27,092 My wife again? 241 00:19:34,940 --> 00:19:37,738 I'II never get tired of that. 242 00:19:39,378 --> 00:19:42,211 You taIk the taIk, you gotta waIk the waIk. 243 00:19:42,381 --> 00:19:44,713 Otherwise, you'II be Iined in chaIk. 244 00:19:44,883 --> 00:19:47,750 Let me introduce you to somebody. 245 00:19:50,589 --> 00:19:52,887 The Funkmaster. 246 00:19:55,060 --> 00:19:58,257 Somebody, give me a beat! 247 00:20:05,070 --> 00:20:06,332 Them crazy eyes? 248 00:20:06,538 --> 00:20:11,532 Like someone hits you in the head and your eyes aImost jump out your skuII! 249 00:20:11,710 --> 00:20:12,699 Try it! 250 00:20:12,878 --> 00:20:16,314 This is the ''Brother, where my money'' waIk. 251 00:20:16,515 --> 00:20:18,039 Where it at? 252 00:20:18,250 --> 00:20:22,152 About to bust a cap. About to bust a cap. 253 00:20:23,088 --> 00:20:26,080 FIare your nostriI up! You gotta open them up. 254 00:20:26,291 --> 00:20:30,022 So everybody can see the rocks, the boogers up in there. 255 00:20:37,002 --> 00:20:39,232 Loosen the ass. 256 00:20:39,905 --> 00:20:41,736 That's too Ioose. 257 00:20:41,940 --> 00:20:46,434 They'II pIay you Iike a bitch, you gotta hit them with the bitch first! 258 00:20:46,612 --> 00:20:49,240 Like, ''Who's the bitch now?'' 259 00:20:49,448 --> 00:20:51,416 Watch this. 260 00:20:56,755 --> 00:20:59,519 Try it. Try it! 261 00:21:04,830 --> 00:21:07,526 Who's the bitch now? 262 00:21:09,968 --> 00:21:13,904 HaIf Brad Pitt {Y:i}Fight Club, haIf Anne Heche {Y:i}lf These Walls Could Talk. 263 00:21:14,106 --> 00:21:15,971 For your student I.D. 264 00:21:16,642 --> 00:21:18,405 Your new driver's Iicense. 265 00:21:19,378 --> 00:21:22,074 This one's for the PIayer's CIub. 266 00:21:28,687 --> 00:21:29,813 That ain't right. 267 00:21:30,022 --> 00:21:34,516 ReaIIy cock it! You know what I'm saying? Cock it! Fire! Cock it! 268 00:21:34,726 --> 00:21:37,786 Shoot the gun! Shoot the gun! 269 00:21:40,632 --> 00:21:43,760 Tiger CIaw! 270 00:21:53,679 --> 00:21:55,943 Dude, pretty nice. 271 00:21:57,349 --> 00:22:00,045 Now you ready for your new prison. 272 00:22:08,493 --> 00:22:11,758 Mascot, you dropped your bagpipe. 273 00:22:11,963 --> 00:22:13,931 Thank you. 274 00:22:14,132 --> 00:22:16,123 Suck on that, paI! 275 00:22:16,335 --> 00:22:18,235 Tuba midget! 276 00:22:21,239 --> 00:22:22,365 Have a nice day! 277 00:22:22,974 --> 00:22:25,499 This pIace is a zoo! 278 00:22:25,711 --> 00:22:27,872 He did say 1 2:30. 279 00:22:28,080 --> 00:22:29,980 So where is he? 280 00:23:13,525 --> 00:23:15,356 What the heII is that? 281 00:23:32,077 --> 00:23:34,136 Good Iuck, kid. 282 00:23:34,513 --> 00:23:35,912 FIip him! 283 00:23:37,482 --> 00:23:39,916 Back in the truck! 284 00:23:48,560 --> 00:23:49,959 Is that... 285 00:23:50,162 --> 00:23:51,789 ...Diz? 286 00:23:55,267 --> 00:23:57,735 Oh, my God! 287 00:24:02,774 --> 00:24:05,242 He's got kind of a... 288 00:24:05,444 --> 00:24:09,676 ...Brad Pitt thing going there. 289 00:24:14,152 --> 00:24:16,848 From bitch to buII, baby. 290 00:24:22,961 --> 00:24:28,092 I saw a IittIe Anne Heche there too. Does that sound gay? 291 00:24:28,300 --> 00:24:33,533 ''Find the biggest, baddest mother in the yard, and knock his ass out.'' 292 00:24:36,541 --> 00:24:41,478 Lift your knees, maggots! Maybe we'II win one sorry-ass game this year! 293 00:24:41,680 --> 00:24:42,874 I'm gonna puke. 294 00:24:43,081 --> 00:24:47,780 Use it. Keep Iooking at the horse's ass and run! 295 00:24:58,463 --> 00:25:00,124 Biggest and baddest. 296 00:25:05,103 --> 00:25:06,900 More cheer, Iess poIe dance. 297 00:25:07,138 --> 00:25:10,198 Don't want guys stuffing biIIs down your panties. 298 00:25:10,375 --> 00:25:11,637 What panties? 299 00:25:22,521 --> 00:25:24,580 Don't I have a dreamy boyfriend? 300 00:25:24,823 --> 00:25:28,156 Make sure everybody sees him go down. 301 00:25:29,461 --> 00:25:31,122 CarefuI. 302 00:25:31,930 --> 00:25:34,194 You mind if I sit down? 303 00:25:34,399 --> 00:25:35,593 Wrong IeveI, bitch. 304 00:25:35,800 --> 00:25:38,166 Bitch, say what? 305 00:25:43,675 --> 00:25:46,166 I think we got a serious probIem here. 306 00:25:46,378 --> 00:25:49,279 If it's you, there's no prob-- 307 00:26:15,774 --> 00:26:18,072 Dude, what's with you? 308 00:26:18,276 --> 00:26:21,336 Who's the bitch now? 309 00:26:28,386 --> 00:26:32,117 You guys might want to come scoop up your friend. 310 00:26:33,992 --> 00:26:35,755 Shit! 311 00:27:04,389 --> 00:27:05,947 Oh, God! 312 00:27:11,029 --> 00:27:12,394 What are you doing? 313 00:27:12,597 --> 00:27:17,125 Knocking you into the haII and me into the history books. 314 00:27:18,136 --> 00:27:21,037 Who's the bitch now? 315 00:27:29,314 --> 00:27:32,442 You've gotta be kidding me! 316 00:27:54,239 --> 00:27:56,537 Don't go that way. 317 00:28:10,755 --> 00:28:12,416 HeIp! 318 00:28:22,701 --> 00:28:27,229 Who's the bitch now? 319 00:28:32,911 --> 00:28:34,208 Coming through! 320 00:28:34,412 --> 00:28:38,348 Look out! Coming through! Take your hat off in schooI! 321 00:28:46,157 --> 00:28:49,524 Let's have a round of appIause for Conner Maguire. 322 00:28:49,728 --> 00:28:50,786 Everyone? 323 00:28:50,995 --> 00:28:54,431 Come on. Everyone? You! 324 00:28:54,632 --> 00:28:56,759 Come on. Don't be shy! 325 00:28:58,570 --> 00:29:00,868 Stop it, aII of you! 326 00:29:05,009 --> 00:29:06,237 HeIIo, son. 327 00:29:06,444 --> 00:29:11,541 I toId you Iast time, you start something, you're what? You're gone! 328 00:29:11,750 --> 00:29:15,379 WeII, my friend, Iooks Iike it's Iast caII. 329 00:29:15,587 --> 00:29:16,713 Last caII? 330 00:29:16,921 --> 00:29:19,754 He didn't start it. I did. 331 00:29:22,961 --> 00:29:26,795 -Who the heII are you? -I'm the new guy. 332 00:29:36,674 --> 00:29:39,768 -How's the nose? -Shut up! 333 00:29:42,781 --> 00:29:45,773 Look at that freak, sitting on top of the tower. 334 00:29:45,950 --> 00:29:49,852 -Move! -We shouId unroII the weIcome mat. 335 00:29:50,054 --> 00:29:51,817 I shouId go kick his ass. 336 00:29:52,023 --> 00:29:54,617 I've dreamed of dating the expeIIed guy. 337 00:29:54,826 --> 00:29:57,090 ExpeIIed guys rock! 338 00:29:57,295 --> 00:29:58,626 Later. 339 00:30:01,065 --> 00:30:02,555 Later. 340 00:30:02,767 --> 00:30:04,997 You're not going over there. 341 00:30:05,203 --> 00:30:06,295 I wasn't. 342 00:30:06,504 --> 00:30:09,029 Now I am. Later. 343 00:30:12,777 --> 00:30:14,938 She just dissed you. 344 00:30:15,146 --> 00:30:16,841 Dude, shut up! 345 00:30:24,956 --> 00:30:27,982 Hey, new guy. Got a name? 346 00:30:30,829 --> 00:30:32,820 Harris, GiI Harris. 347 00:30:33,031 --> 00:30:36,467 I'm Courtney, that's Carmen, that's DanieIIe. 348 00:30:36,634 --> 00:30:39,569 How do you Iike our IittIe sIice of paradise? 349 00:30:39,737 --> 00:30:42,035 I gotta teII you... 350 00:30:42,240 --> 00:30:44,936 ...it's nice to be somewhere without bars. 351 00:30:45,143 --> 00:30:46,610 You were in jaiI? 352 00:30:46,778 --> 00:30:49,611 Did they give you a fuII body cavity search? 353 00:30:49,781 --> 00:30:53,308 Forgive my friends. They get shy around strangers. 354 00:30:53,518 --> 00:30:56,419 My fauIt, I taIk too much. 355 00:30:56,621 --> 00:30:58,213 That's hot. 356 00:30:58,890 --> 00:31:02,690 There's a party tonight at my house, if you can come. 357 00:31:06,130 --> 00:31:07,893 I don't make pIans. 358 00:31:10,435 --> 00:31:12,096 Not my styIe. 359 00:31:50,275 --> 00:31:53,176 We Iove you, Rocky Creek! We're here aII week! 360 00:31:53,378 --> 00:31:57,508 We Iove Texas and we Iove you too! 361 00:31:57,715 --> 00:31:59,615 So I'm guessing it went weII? 362 00:31:59,784 --> 00:32:04,687 In 1 0 minutes, the first 1 8 years of my Iife compIeteIy changed. 363 00:32:04,856 --> 00:32:07,586 -They bought it? -Things have changed. 364 00:32:07,792 --> 00:32:10,818 You made it to the 50th IeveI of Kunark. 365 00:32:11,029 --> 00:32:14,829 Better. I got invited to a party. Dizzy GiIIespie Harrison. 366 00:32:14,999 --> 00:32:20,335 -Excuse me whiIe I do the bugaIoo! -Whoa, sIow down, funky white boy. 367 00:32:20,638 --> 00:32:23,471 Did they invite you, or GiI Harris? 368 00:32:23,675 --> 00:32:29,511 Listen, the point is nobody stuffed me in my Iocker or singed off my ass hair. 369 00:32:29,714 --> 00:32:31,011 -PIease. -No offense. 370 00:32:31,182 --> 00:32:35,016 Are you saying these chicks party on a schooI night? 371 00:32:35,219 --> 00:32:36,686 Courtney does. 372 00:32:40,058 --> 00:32:45,257 That is without doubt the sIuttiest girI I have ever seen! 373 00:32:45,463 --> 00:32:48,557 -I know. Isn't it great? -You have to do her. 374 00:32:48,766 --> 00:32:53,169 And whiIe you're with her, think of me. Okay, that sounded gay. 375 00:32:53,371 --> 00:32:56,807 Courtney is expecting GiI at the party tonight. 376 00:32:57,008 --> 00:32:59,704 She's right, how wouId GiI Harris party? 377 00:32:59,877 --> 00:33:03,745 The question is, how wouId GiI get jiggy with this chick... 378 00:33:03,948 --> 00:33:06,917 ...and make her say, ''Who's your daddy?'' 379 00:33:07,118 --> 00:33:12,420 -WhiIe respecting her as a woman. -Diz, you ready for this? 380 00:33:13,391 --> 00:33:17,555 -My dad Ioves this bike more than me. -That's not true. 381 00:33:17,762 --> 00:33:21,391 No, it is. He wrote it in my birthday card. 382 00:33:24,702 --> 00:33:26,602 So pIease be very carefuI. 383 00:33:27,672 --> 00:33:32,166 This is a vintage fIat track racing bike. 384 00:33:32,377 --> 00:33:33,776 It's very powerfuI. 385 00:33:34,612 --> 00:33:37,206 You have to know what you're doing. 386 00:33:37,415 --> 00:33:38,848 Stand back. 387 00:33:39,584 --> 00:33:41,552 I'II start it for you. 388 00:33:57,535 --> 00:34:01,437 Remember, I won't aIways be around to do that for you. 389 00:34:09,313 --> 00:34:12,248 Courtney got Tony Hawk to come to her party? 390 00:34:17,388 --> 00:34:19,618 There's nothing cooIer than that! 391 00:34:28,366 --> 00:34:29,833 That dude's crazy. 392 00:34:34,972 --> 00:34:37,805 Hey, man! These are Dockers! 393 00:34:38,142 --> 00:34:39,575 I made it. 394 00:34:41,412 --> 00:34:42,572 Bush! 395 00:34:45,616 --> 00:34:46,605 Hey! 396 00:34:46,984 --> 00:34:51,978 -Courtney, you see that Indy 360? -Tony, pIease. 397 00:34:52,957 --> 00:34:56,757 Randy, did you see that Indy Three? I couId do it again. 398 00:35:06,170 --> 00:35:09,037 Have any troubIe finding the house? 399 00:35:10,975 --> 00:35:14,342 WeII, aren't you the strong, siIent type? 400 00:35:14,545 --> 00:35:17,981 -WeII, I.... -Wanna come upstairs with me? 401 00:35:19,550 --> 00:35:22,383 Wanna make out with me? 402 00:35:24,689 --> 00:35:27,783 Wanna take my cIothes off with your teeth? 403 00:35:28,759 --> 00:35:31,557 Okay, you taIked me into it. 404 00:35:32,964 --> 00:35:34,625 Aren't you coming? 405 00:35:35,566 --> 00:35:36,692 AImost. 406 00:35:36,868 --> 00:35:40,827 -Courtney is such a sIut. -You dated her for two months. 407 00:35:41,038 --> 00:35:42,869 It was four. 408 00:35:52,650 --> 00:35:54,618 Hey, new guy. 409 00:36:04,595 --> 00:36:07,063 You wanna dance, new guy? 410 00:36:20,411 --> 00:36:22,743 Know why I Iike it out here? 411 00:36:23,548 --> 00:36:27,780 -The view? -No, because of aII these peopIe around. 412 00:36:28,286 --> 00:36:32,916 Doesn't it turn you on, knowing we couId be caught at any moment? 413 00:36:33,591 --> 00:36:37,584 Yeah, weII, that does make things interesting. 414 00:36:38,029 --> 00:36:39,621 Wanna make out? 415 00:36:40,164 --> 00:36:41,290 Okay. 416 00:36:41,933 --> 00:36:43,992 I forgot something. 417 00:36:47,071 --> 00:36:49,335 Ready for dessert? 418 00:36:50,841 --> 00:36:52,172 GiI? 419 00:36:55,112 --> 00:36:56,443 HeIIo? 420 00:37:00,985 --> 00:37:03,715 -What's the matter? -I can't beIieve it. 421 00:37:03,921 --> 00:37:08,585 -What happened? -GiI bIew me off. 422 00:37:08,793 --> 00:37:11,523 -Sucks to be you. -Carmen, put it away. 423 00:37:11,729 --> 00:37:15,597 Honey, I knew that boy was troubIe. 424 00:37:16,901 --> 00:37:20,735 I know what you're thinking, ''He's too good-Iooking for me.'' 425 00:37:20,938 --> 00:37:24,305 *{Y:i}Hola, habla inglés? HeIIo! 426 00:37:25,776 --> 00:37:28,836 -Where'd you come from? -Exercising. Got a probIem? 427 00:37:29,046 --> 00:37:31,139 No, it's cooI. 428 00:37:31,382 --> 00:37:36,410 -What does that hit: Iats, tris, bis? -These are bat-curIs, for the abs. 429 00:37:36,621 --> 00:37:39,317 CooI! Did you reaIIy bIow off Courtney? 430 00:37:39,490 --> 00:37:40,718 You can teII us. 431 00:37:40,925 --> 00:37:44,554 -You bIow her off? -I didn't exactIy bIow her off. 432 00:37:44,762 --> 00:37:46,457 Stop right there. 433 00:37:46,664 --> 00:37:51,931 Any dude who disses Courtney must date the most outrageous women on earth! 434 00:37:54,205 --> 00:37:58,039 -Hey, what can I say? -''What can I say?'' You are the man! 435 00:37:58,242 --> 00:37:59,903 You are the man! 436 00:38:00,111 --> 00:38:04,980 I say you're a fraud. I don't think you've been with anyone. 437 00:38:07,952 --> 00:38:10,011 Yeah, you're right. 438 00:38:10,187 --> 00:38:11,484 She's not just anyone. 439 00:38:17,028 --> 00:38:19,724 -This babe's got it aII! -Yes, she does. 440 00:38:19,930 --> 00:38:23,127 I bet she knows how to make a guy happy! 441 00:38:23,301 --> 00:38:25,826 I'd Iove to stay and chat... 442 00:38:26,003 --> 00:38:28,369 ...but Josefina's waiting for me. 443 00:38:29,073 --> 00:38:31,371 You're not going anywhere. 444 00:38:32,076 --> 00:38:35,409 Don't make me do crazy eyes. 445 00:38:41,118 --> 00:38:45,248 Josefina. Exotic! {Y:i}*Me gusta Josefina* 446 00:38:45,423 --> 00:38:48,017 Guys! Don't you see what's going on here? 447 00:38:48,192 --> 00:38:51,423 Yeah, to get chicks, we gotta work on our abs! 448 00:38:51,595 --> 00:38:53,290 Let's go. Come on! 449 00:38:54,065 --> 00:38:57,057 -Come on, up. -Ready? One, two.... 450 00:38:59,203 --> 00:39:02,229 I got it! Check me out, baby! Bat-wings! 451 00:39:02,573 --> 00:39:05,906 -Hey, chump change, get down! -Bat-wings, baby! 452 00:39:06,177 --> 00:39:07,371 Watch, everyone! 453 00:39:08,079 --> 00:39:11,913 That bike won't even start. He trashed it when he Ianded. 454 00:39:12,116 --> 00:39:14,209 PIease start. 455 00:39:34,572 --> 00:39:38,064 It's a fuII-time job trying to save his butt. 456 00:39:43,214 --> 00:39:45,580 I aImost got Iaid! 457 00:39:46,150 --> 00:39:48,050 Did he say, ''brake''? 458 00:39:56,193 --> 00:39:57,990 I aImost got Iaid! 459 00:40:20,284 --> 00:40:21,615 Waiting up for me? 460 00:40:21,952 --> 00:40:24,819 -Yes, we are. -We? 461 00:40:26,424 --> 00:40:28,324 Hi. Hey. 462 00:40:29,560 --> 00:40:33,656 -Dad, what is Miss Pierce doing here? -Kiki's here to heIp. 463 00:40:35,566 --> 00:40:37,830 -With what? -An intervention. 464 00:40:38,602 --> 00:40:42,094 We're surrounding you with Iove. 465 00:40:42,306 --> 00:40:44,035 Now sit. 466 00:40:45,643 --> 00:40:50,671 Okay. Dramatic change in appearance, Iack of communication... 467 00:40:50,848 --> 00:40:52,941 ...aItered patterns of behavior. 468 00:40:53,617 --> 00:40:55,551 What're you on? 469 00:40:55,753 --> 00:40:57,380 Is it crystaI meth? 470 00:40:57,555 --> 00:41:02,219 Is it the crank? Are you riding the white pony, son? 471 00:41:06,297 --> 00:41:09,391 No, I'm not on drugs, Dad. I'm happy. 472 00:41:09,567 --> 00:41:13,298 For the first time in I can't remember when, I'm happy. 473 00:41:14,605 --> 00:41:20,168 It occurs to me to teII you that deniaI is not just a river in Egypt! 474 00:41:20,377 --> 00:41:22,937 Look, son, it's aII my fauIt. 475 00:41:23,147 --> 00:41:28,881 I was so worried about aIarms going off at work I missed the ones at home. 476 00:41:29,153 --> 00:41:34,489 I'II make it up to you. I'm quitting my job so we can be together 24{Y:i}l7. 477 00:41:34,658 --> 00:41:38,321 -How wiII you pay the mortgage? -I'II seII the house. 478 00:41:38,496 --> 00:41:43,832 Dad, do not, I repeat, do not do that. 479 00:41:44,001 --> 00:41:48,995 There's no way for you to understand this. But when things get truIy bad... 480 00:41:49,206 --> 00:41:51,572 ...you got to make a drastic change. 481 00:41:51,742 --> 00:41:56,111 CompIeteIy revamp everything in your Iife to get what you want. 482 00:41:57,181 --> 00:41:59,274 I do understand. I'm not sick. 483 00:41:59,683 --> 00:42:02,675 I'm revamped! 484 00:42:02,887 --> 00:42:07,517 It's very sweet. Underneath the Tourette's and the crank... 485 00:42:07,725 --> 00:42:10,922 ...he stiII wants to be Iike his daddy. 486 00:42:14,565 --> 00:42:17,591 -I'm so on to you. -You are? 487 00:42:18,502 --> 00:42:23,872 You pretend you're not part of this schooI, but you Iike being a badass. 488 00:42:25,376 --> 00:42:29,073 -You caught me. -And that's why I want to use you. 489 00:42:32,082 --> 00:42:34,642 Okay, but onIy for a coupIe of years. 490 00:42:36,287 --> 00:42:39,882 Come to the footbaII game this weekend. Nobody shows. 491 00:42:40,057 --> 00:42:44,289 It's more acceptabIe to drink and puke than it is to watch a game. 492 00:42:44,495 --> 00:42:46,258 It's hard work, not caring. 493 00:42:47,464 --> 00:42:51,059 If you show up, maybe some of these other fooIs wouId. 494 00:42:51,235 --> 00:42:52,634 I'm in. 495 00:42:55,639 --> 00:42:56,833 What? 496 00:42:57,841 --> 00:43:01,777 My grandmother's AIbanian. It means, I owe you one. 497 00:43:04,415 --> 00:43:07,873 -What's that about? -Just asking the new guy a favor. 498 00:43:08,052 --> 00:43:10,486 What couId you need from him? 499 00:43:10,854 --> 00:43:14,187 Just things I'm not getting eIsewhere. 500 00:43:40,684 --> 00:43:44,017 Come on, East HighIands! Okay, ready? 501 00:43:50,995 --> 00:43:53,862 DanieIIe finaIIy dragged you to a game. 502 00:43:54,031 --> 00:43:59,162 I'm not at the game, I'm with you guys. I just Iike to watch her jump around. 503 00:44:00,704 --> 00:44:03,002 Yeah, right! 504 00:44:05,976 --> 00:44:08,945 -Ride him, cowboy! -WiII you shut up? 505 00:44:09,146 --> 00:44:11,410 Man, that's not funny. 506 00:44:19,323 --> 00:44:24,556 Come on, East HighIand! Come on, peopIe. Guys? 507 00:44:24,762 --> 00:44:26,457 HeIIo? 508 00:44:31,902 --> 00:44:36,066 One. One, two, three. Two. One, two, three. 509 00:44:44,081 --> 00:44:48,177 This is buIIshit! We haven't won in five years. Let's forfeit. 510 00:44:48,552 --> 00:44:51,544 -We're dead anyway. -Ten, hut! 511 00:45:02,666 --> 00:45:04,463 He's out of his mind. 512 00:45:14,878 --> 00:45:17,745 Dead? Did you say dead? 513 00:45:17,915 --> 00:45:23,649 AII this hoo-hah about being dead and not wanting to fight... 514 00:45:23,821 --> 00:45:26,051 ...is a Ioad of crap! 515 00:45:26,957 --> 00:45:30,757 Did we give up when PearI Harbor was bombed? 516 00:45:30,928 --> 00:45:32,828 Didn't that movie make money? 517 00:45:32,996 --> 00:45:37,262 We didn't give up then, and we're not going to give up now! 518 00:45:37,434 --> 00:45:41,837 American high schooI students traditionaIIy Iove to fight! 519 00:45:42,039 --> 00:45:47,136 AII reaI footbaII pIayers Iove the sting of battIe! 520 00:45:47,344 --> 00:45:50,541 The onIy thing we have to fear is... 521 00:45:52,149 --> 00:45:54,447 ...fear itseIf. 522 00:45:54,618 --> 00:45:57,849 What is wrong with you peopIe? 523 00:45:59,056 --> 00:46:03,925 Where's the hunger? Where is the schooI spirit? 524 00:46:05,129 --> 00:46:08,929 Washington High? We're gonna beat them! 525 00:46:09,366 --> 00:46:14,668 LincoIn High? We're gonna beat them! 526 00:46:14,872 --> 00:46:17,033 Harding High? 527 00:46:17,341 --> 00:46:19,206 We're gonna beat them. 528 00:46:19,443 --> 00:46:20,432 Yes! 529 00:46:22,679 --> 00:46:27,548 -Let's do it. -Let's do it! 530 00:46:36,727 --> 00:46:39,321 That's my goddamn horse! 531 00:46:39,496 --> 00:46:41,930 Hit them high, hit them Iow! 532 00:46:45,469 --> 00:46:46,993 Break! 533 00:47:21,939 --> 00:47:25,170 -Yes! -Touchdown! Touchdown! 534 00:47:25,342 --> 00:47:27,867 How about that, HighIander fans? 535 00:47:28,045 --> 00:47:32,573 {Y:i}That's our first victory {Y:i}since the last Bush was president, 536 00:47:32,883 --> 00:47:35,283 {Y:i}We won a game* 537 00:47:35,953 --> 00:47:39,514 {Y:i}Can you believe it? {Y:i}We actually won a game* 538 00:47:42,392 --> 00:47:44,553 Go HighIand! 539 00:47:50,701 --> 00:47:52,430 What the heII's going on? 540 00:47:52,603 --> 00:47:55,299 You're insane, but thank you. 541 00:47:56,773 --> 00:48:01,142 -How'd you Iearn to say ''you're weIcome''? -From an AIbanian chat room. 542 00:48:02,279 --> 00:48:06,773 -You're impressed by a guy on a horse? -No, because he showed up for me. 543 00:48:07,651 --> 00:48:09,118 Let's go. 544 00:48:11,321 --> 00:48:16,224 -She just dissed you again. -Dude, do you ever shut up? 545 00:48:20,731 --> 00:48:24,963 -Most guys wouId never go shopping. -WeII, I'm not most guys. 546 00:48:25,168 --> 00:48:27,762 You did say swimsuits, right? 547 00:49:35,872 --> 00:49:38,238 {Y:i}Thank you* Thank you* 548 00:49:43,880 --> 00:49:47,907 Sorry about that. I been in prison a Iong time. 549 00:49:50,053 --> 00:49:54,387 -Now this is reaI music. -If I Iisten to this, I'II get you? 550 00:49:54,591 --> 00:49:57,321 That's what I'm taIking about. AII right. 551 00:49:58,195 --> 00:50:00,891 DanieIIe, I didn't see you come in. 552 00:50:01,865 --> 00:50:02,854 Hey, EmiIy. 553 00:50:03,266 --> 00:50:05,257 How's it going? 554 00:50:05,469 --> 00:50:07,937 -Great. How about you? -Great. 555 00:50:10,607 --> 00:50:13,132 Hey, do you have the new Creed CD? 556 00:50:15,278 --> 00:50:17,678 Yeah, I'II check for you. 557 00:50:20,050 --> 00:50:24,987 -Who's that? -EmiIy. We used to be friends. 558 00:50:25,555 --> 00:50:28,615 -What happened? -I started dating Conner... 559 00:50:28,825 --> 00:50:32,454 -...you know how things go. -I understand. 560 00:50:32,629 --> 00:50:36,190 Come on, you're not the type who'd drop your friends. 561 00:50:36,366 --> 00:50:38,561 -Time to go! -I'm shopping here! 562 00:50:38,769 --> 00:50:43,206 You've been Iistening to this song for hours! You're squatting! 563 00:50:43,573 --> 00:50:48,909 Listen, bro, I've had a bad day, so squat on this, pukeface! 564 00:50:49,079 --> 00:50:52,742 -That's it! -Seth, you're not a bouncer anymore. 565 00:50:52,916 --> 00:50:55,749 -You've moved up. -Who can toss her better? 566 00:50:55,952 --> 00:50:58,944 -WouId you reIax? -Come on, I'm sick of this! 567 00:51:02,292 --> 00:51:05,125 -Diz, you made it! -Perfect timing. 568 00:51:05,295 --> 00:51:08,594 I thought you never check the EQ message boards. 569 00:51:10,067 --> 00:51:12,558 GiI, do you know these peopIe? 570 00:51:19,943 --> 00:51:21,308 No. 571 00:51:28,919 --> 00:51:30,284 Let's go. 572 00:51:44,734 --> 00:51:49,603 We've found a pair of baIIs. Wait, there's a name here. 573 00:51:50,540 --> 00:51:54,032 Dizzy Harrison, pick up your baIIs and scrotum. 574 00:51:54,211 --> 00:51:57,840 That's baIIs and scrotum, at counter five. 575 00:51:58,115 --> 00:52:00,515 You know what? I have aII these. 576 00:52:01,585 --> 00:52:04,452 That's my microphone! 577 00:52:05,122 --> 00:52:08,353 Oh, no. PIease don't! 578 00:52:14,698 --> 00:52:17,531 Harris, get your punk ass in here! 579 00:52:25,342 --> 00:52:29,938 -What are you doing here? -You stoIe my horse, maggot! 580 00:52:32,115 --> 00:52:36,518 You know the penaIty in this state for steaIing another man's horse? 581 00:52:36,686 --> 00:52:38,620 Death? 582 00:52:38,889 --> 00:52:40,754 This isn't Iraq, son. 583 00:52:40,924 --> 00:52:44,690 But I can teII you, it's probabIy a hefty fine! 584 00:52:44,861 --> 00:52:46,761 You know what this is? 585 00:52:47,764 --> 00:52:51,666 It's a biII for manure cIean up, resodding the footbaII fieId. 586 00:52:51,835 --> 00:52:56,397 To top it off, somebody urinated aII over Mrs. CampaneIIa's rose garden. 587 00:52:56,573 --> 00:52:58,507 That was me, sir. 588 00:53:00,076 --> 00:53:02,704 And you wanna know something eIse? 589 00:53:04,047 --> 00:53:06,675 It was aII worth it! 590 00:53:08,318 --> 00:53:10,650 Come here! Come here! 591 00:53:13,623 --> 00:53:18,219 That was our first victory in five years, and it's aII because of you! 592 00:53:18,795 --> 00:53:22,196 I Iove you more than my own good-for-nothing son. 593 00:53:22,365 --> 00:53:24,333 Sit down, take a Ioad off. 594 00:53:25,869 --> 00:53:30,568 We got a homecoming dance coming up in a month and it has been the most... 595 00:53:30,740 --> 00:53:34,676 ...God-awfuI experience for everyone invoIved. Right, coach? 596 00:53:34,844 --> 00:53:38,507 You have any ideas on how we might turn this thing around? 597 00:53:41,818 --> 00:53:44,343 -Good music. -Music! 598 00:53:44,988 --> 00:53:45,977 Hey. 599 00:53:46,156 --> 00:53:49,319 That is a fantastic idea, son. You see that? Hey! 600 00:53:49,526 --> 00:53:51,460 What kind of music? 601 00:53:51,628 --> 00:53:56,327 The onIy music worth being caIIed music. I'm taIking about the funk. 602 00:54:17,687 --> 00:54:19,621 HeIIo, singing? 603 00:54:19,789 --> 00:54:22,189 We can't pIay funk without a bass Iine. 604 00:54:22,359 --> 00:54:24,122 Or bIack guys. 605 00:54:24,294 --> 00:54:26,922 We'II find someone. We don't need Ditz. 606 00:54:27,097 --> 00:54:31,625 Oh, you don't? So somebody eIse is getting you paying gigs? 607 00:54:32,235 --> 00:54:34,795 We headIine at homecoming in two weeks. 608 00:54:34,971 --> 00:54:38,407 -Someone taIking to us? -I don't hear anything. 609 00:54:38,742 --> 00:54:41,142 It's Diz. What's wrong with you peopIe? 610 00:54:41,544 --> 00:54:43,705 I was an asshoIe at the maII. 611 00:54:44,114 --> 00:54:45,775 WorId-cIass asshoIe. 612 00:54:45,949 --> 00:54:50,352 They're scouting me for AsshoIe OIympics. I'm carrying the torch. 613 00:54:50,720 --> 00:54:53,211 Come on, you guys, I'm sorry. 614 00:54:53,556 --> 00:54:56,184 I got no good excuse for what I did. 615 00:54:56,559 --> 00:54:59,187 It's not easy being the big buII. 616 00:55:00,063 --> 00:55:03,362 You're the big buIIshit! GiI's the big buII. 617 00:55:03,533 --> 00:55:05,091 Yeah, but that's me. 618 00:55:05,268 --> 00:55:06,292 Is it? 619 00:55:06,469 --> 00:55:10,997 So, what makes you any different from any other high schooI thug? 620 00:55:41,371 --> 00:55:42,861 -Quit it! -It wasn't me? 621 00:55:43,039 --> 00:55:44,529 -Then who was it? -Him. 622 00:55:44,708 --> 00:55:47,734 Hi, guys. Ed Ligget. Tuba! 623 00:55:48,078 --> 00:55:51,912 The marching band is coIIecting bottIes for the homeIess. 624 00:55:52,182 --> 00:55:54,980 IronicaIIy, taking away their onIy job. 625 00:55:55,185 --> 00:55:57,380 Any donations wouId be appreciated. 626 00:55:57,754 --> 00:56:00,450 You know what the homeIess need? 627 00:56:01,157 --> 00:56:02,215 A midget. 628 00:56:02,625 --> 00:56:04,490 Why wouId they need a midget? 629 00:56:04,661 --> 00:56:05,889 Shut up! 630 00:56:07,697 --> 00:56:09,665 Hey! Quit it! 631 00:56:18,074 --> 00:56:19,098 What a throw. 632 00:56:30,320 --> 00:56:32,288 LittIe Ed, are you okay? 633 00:56:32,455 --> 00:56:35,253 Yeah, I'm from a rodeo famiIy. 634 00:56:37,794 --> 00:56:40,092 You remembered my name. 635 00:56:40,964 --> 00:56:42,454 Come on. 636 00:56:51,875 --> 00:56:55,675 -What's GiI doing? -He's taking him up the tower. 637 00:56:56,045 --> 00:56:59,139 Ed Ligget's gonna get his IittIe ass kicked. 638 00:57:12,729 --> 00:57:14,196 Who's that IittIe dude? 639 00:57:18,902 --> 00:57:20,426 Hey, Conner. 640 00:57:20,603 --> 00:57:23,197 What did Ed ever do to you? 641 00:57:31,214 --> 00:57:33,148 AII right, freak. 642 00:57:34,083 --> 00:57:36,847 We don't caII peopIe that here. 643 00:57:39,689 --> 00:57:41,486 DanieIIe? 644 00:57:41,658 --> 00:57:44,627 She's going down there with the geeks! 645 00:57:46,729 --> 00:57:49,061 -EmiIy. -DanieIIe. 646 00:57:49,232 --> 00:57:52,463 -Look, EmiIy.... -I know. 647 00:58:01,811 --> 00:58:04,541 -You backed him instead of me? -Caught that? 648 00:58:04,714 --> 00:58:07,945 BuIIshit! My girIfriend's supposed to back me up! 649 00:58:08,284 --> 00:58:11,378 You're right. Your girIfriend shouId back you up. 650 00:58:11,554 --> 00:58:13,078 Find one. 651 00:58:15,058 --> 00:58:18,221 I don't need you! I couId have anyone! 652 00:58:20,497 --> 00:58:21,930 Look, man. 653 00:58:22,098 --> 00:58:25,158 I'm sorry me and the guys pissed in your tuba. 654 00:58:25,335 --> 00:58:26,802 You did? 655 00:58:26,970 --> 00:58:29,598 -Yeah. -I thought it tasted funny. 656 00:58:39,349 --> 00:58:41,544 Another win for the HighIanders! 657 00:58:44,053 --> 00:58:46,419 Mark's gonna heIp you pass trig. 658 00:58:49,259 --> 00:58:51,523 You don't remember me, do you? 659 00:58:51,694 --> 00:58:55,391 ''Stop! PIease! Your ass is crushing my head!'' 660 00:58:55,565 --> 00:58:58,466 Oh! Was that you? 661 00:59:00,870 --> 00:59:02,132 {Y:i}Highland wins again* 662 00:59:11,114 --> 00:59:13,674 Damn! That's what I'm taIking about! 663 00:59:18,354 --> 00:59:21,812 I'd Iike to introduce you to a few oId buddies of mine. 664 00:59:21,991 --> 00:59:23,481 Hi, I'm... 665 00:59:24,093 --> 00:59:25,151 ...Hawk. 666 00:59:25,328 --> 00:59:27,319 And I'm... 667 00:59:27,897 --> 00:59:29,694 ...Apache. 668 00:59:29,866 --> 00:59:32,994 -Hawk, Apache and I-- -Were in prison together. 669 00:59:33,169 --> 00:59:34,500 MostIy in the shower. 670 00:59:38,207 --> 00:59:41,005 {Y:i}Can youjust smell the playoffs? 671 00:59:42,178 --> 00:59:46,239 Before I met GiI, I'd have Iooked at you and waIked away... 672 00:59:46,416 --> 00:59:49,283 ...wiggIing my ass to show what you missed. 673 00:59:49,452 --> 00:59:52,319 Yeah, weII, the universe is upside down. 674 00:59:52,488 --> 00:59:56,356 And in a few minutes, you wiII be too. 675 01:00:18,881 --> 01:00:21,042 I finaIIy understand the song. 676 01:00:52,382 --> 01:00:53,679 {Y:i}Touchdown* 677 01:01:14,470 --> 01:01:16,665 {Y:i}Unbelievable* 678 01:01:16,839 --> 01:01:20,297 We're going to the State Championship! 679 01:01:21,377 --> 01:01:24,278 {Y:i}The Highlanders are on fire* 680 01:01:30,753 --> 01:01:32,584 LittIe spiII. 681 01:01:33,056 --> 01:01:34,114 Remember... 682 01:01:34,290 --> 01:01:36,383 ...turn, don't burn. 683 01:01:41,964 --> 01:01:48,267 I want you to know that when you go off to coIIege, me and this house... 684 01:01:48,971 --> 01:01:51,064 -...roII with you. -Dad. 685 01:01:51,240 --> 01:01:55,404 Do not, I repeat, do not do that! 686 01:01:58,147 --> 01:02:01,310 Just roII around, Dad, you'II be aII right. 687 01:02:16,299 --> 01:02:17,732 We're cIosed. 688 01:02:17,900 --> 01:02:20,232 Hey, it's okay. He's with me. 689 01:02:40,623 --> 01:02:42,090 You're reaIIy good! 690 01:02:42,258 --> 01:02:45,523 Best part of working here. I ride the buII for free. 691 01:02:45,695 --> 01:02:49,324 I get good tips for wearing a bandanna as a shirt. 692 01:02:50,566 --> 01:02:52,056 Watch it, hoodIum. 693 01:02:52,235 --> 01:02:54,795 That's EsteIIe. She must Iike you. 694 01:02:54,971 --> 01:02:56,495 Hi, EsteIIe. 695 01:02:57,740 --> 01:02:59,207 Hi. 696 01:02:59,876 --> 01:03:03,937 Don't mind EsteIIe. She's Iike my big sister. She worries. 697 01:03:04,113 --> 01:03:07,844 -What couId she worry about? -That I'II end up Iike my mom. 698 01:03:08,017 --> 01:03:11,214 Working days here and raising three kids by myseIf. 699 01:03:11,521 --> 01:03:12,715 I didn't know that. 700 01:03:12,889 --> 01:03:16,086 It's hard to keep track of the white trash cIichés. 701 01:03:16,526 --> 01:03:17,515 I'm not worried. 702 01:03:17,927 --> 01:03:19,292 -You're not? -No. 703 01:03:19,462 --> 01:03:22,192 -That's a reIief. You want a pad? -For what? 704 01:03:23,800 --> 01:03:26,325 -EsteIIe! -Look. 705 01:03:26,502 --> 01:03:29,699 If I can do what I've done, you can do anything. 706 01:03:29,872 --> 01:03:33,535 -I wish I had your confidence. -Don't ever wish that. 707 01:03:33,709 --> 01:03:36,872 Why? You know exactIy who you are. 708 01:03:37,046 --> 01:03:39,378 But you don't know who I am. 709 01:03:39,549 --> 01:03:42,347 Before I came to East HighIand.... 710 01:03:47,757 --> 01:03:50,225 You get good distance with the skinny ones. 711 01:03:50,393 --> 01:03:51,724 Are you okay? 712 01:03:52,762 --> 01:03:54,354 That's just it. 713 01:03:54,530 --> 01:03:55,554 I'm not-- 714 01:04:00,636 --> 01:04:02,604 They kiIIed Paco. 715 01:04:02,772 --> 01:04:04,535 -Paco? -Paco! 716 01:04:18,821 --> 01:04:20,584 BIack Spiders. 717 01:04:36,405 --> 01:04:39,602 -See this tattoo? -I don't need to hear it. 718 01:04:41,110 --> 01:04:44,841 There's things about me I need to teII that you won't Iike. 719 01:04:45,014 --> 01:04:49,007 It doesn't matter! Anything in your past, I don't need to know. 720 01:04:49,185 --> 01:04:52,018 Let's just think about now. 721 01:04:54,056 --> 01:04:56,115 But I'm reaIIy Dizzy. 722 01:04:56,859 --> 01:04:58,121 So am I. 723 01:05:00,129 --> 01:05:02,154 She is going to coIIege, punk! 724 01:05:02,331 --> 01:05:04,993 Hey, Iady, nobody's stopping her! 725 01:05:05,401 --> 01:05:08,427 That's a buzz-kiII. Night, EsteIIe. 726 01:05:08,604 --> 01:05:11,801 -Ready for State FinaIs? -AII I do is ride a horse. 727 01:05:11,974 --> 01:05:15,102 I'm worried. Those DriIIers can be brutaI. 728 01:05:15,878 --> 01:05:17,539 The DriIIers? 729 01:05:17,914 --> 01:05:20,576 Rocky Creek High. You know where it is? 730 01:05:20,750 --> 01:05:22,445 I do. 731 01:05:23,419 --> 01:05:25,387 Look, DanieIIe. 732 01:05:25,554 --> 01:05:28,580 I can't go to that game. I hate that schooI. 733 01:05:28,758 --> 01:05:31,625 Wait a minute. How can you not come? 734 01:05:31,794 --> 01:05:33,728 It's compIicated. 735 01:05:34,196 --> 01:05:37,359 I hate it too, but if you don't show up, nobody wiII. 736 01:05:37,533 --> 01:05:39,694 PIease, don't baiI now. 737 01:05:42,104 --> 01:05:46,473 {Y:i}Let's welcome our undefeated {Y:i}defending State Champions,,, 738 01:05:46,642 --> 01:05:49,372 {Y:i},,,the Rocky Creek Drillers* 739 01:05:49,545 --> 01:05:52,480 {Y:i}And from East Highland High,,, 740 01:05:52,648 --> 01:05:55,048 {Y:i},,,the Highlanders, 741 01:05:57,653 --> 01:06:01,749 I can't beIieve those kiIt-wearing wussies aren't gonna show up. 742 01:06:49,105 --> 01:06:50,504 HoId! 743 01:06:53,809 --> 01:06:55,140 What's going on? 744 01:07:25,775 --> 01:07:29,871 Kirk, you're faIIing behind. Come on, hurry! Go, go! 745 01:07:39,288 --> 01:07:44,089 What a miracuIous, momentous occasion in HighIander history, sports fans! 746 01:07:44,360 --> 01:07:49,491 {Y:i}With eight ticks left on the clock, {Y:i}the score is tied, 24 all* 747 01:07:49,665 --> 01:07:52,031 {Y:i}The Drillers are at the 50-yard line, 748 01:07:52,201 --> 01:07:54,692 {Y:i}There's only time for one lastplay* 749 01:07:54,870 --> 01:08:00,240 {Y:i}lf the Highlanders can stop the {Y:i}Drillers, we're looking at overtime* 750 01:08:02,711 --> 01:08:05,202 Who's that IittIe dude? 751 01:08:08,818 --> 01:08:11,685 -Let's go, HighIand! -Let's go, HighIand! 752 01:08:15,091 --> 01:08:18,822 This is the biggest day for Texas Five-A footbaII... 753 01:08:18,994 --> 01:08:21,019 ...since Johnson kiIIed Kennedy! 754 01:08:30,072 --> 01:08:31,403 Come on, HighIand! 755 01:08:34,610 --> 01:08:37,636 HighIand! HighIand! 756 01:08:38,914 --> 01:08:40,882 You understand what's going on? 757 01:08:41,150 --> 01:08:44,711 Their team isn't kiIIing us, their fans are! 758 01:08:45,554 --> 01:08:48,455 Put your heads in the game and concentrate! 759 01:08:48,624 --> 01:08:53,652 We got a spIit Ieft quick toss, 29 on one-on-one. Duncan gets the baII. 760 01:08:54,029 --> 01:08:59,865 No way, asshoIe! Not Duncan! My team, my game, my championship, my baII! 761 01:09:00,035 --> 01:09:02,435 Just do your job, and I'II do the rest! 762 01:09:06,809 --> 01:09:08,071 Watch the back! 763 01:09:08,344 --> 01:09:10,244 Red, 71 , down! 764 01:09:10,579 --> 01:09:12,240 Go, Rocky Creek! 765 01:09:25,828 --> 01:09:28,490 Get out of here, Rocky Creek! 766 01:09:28,731 --> 01:09:32,132 Defense! Defense! Defense! 767 01:09:55,925 --> 01:09:57,222 FumbIe! 768 01:10:06,936 --> 01:10:08,460 Go! 769 01:10:23,719 --> 01:10:25,812 {Y:i}Highland wins* 770 01:10:42,238 --> 01:10:44,138 This is for you, son. 771 01:10:44,306 --> 01:10:45,830 Thank you. 772 01:10:49,979 --> 01:10:51,378 Go HighIand! 773 01:10:57,786 --> 01:11:00,448 No! 774 01:11:03,726 --> 01:11:05,353 Is that...? 775 01:11:37,993 --> 01:11:39,290 Hi! 776 01:11:44,199 --> 01:11:45,826 Hey, Dizzy dipshit! 777 01:11:46,869 --> 01:11:48,302 Where are you? 778 01:11:48,470 --> 01:11:50,438 Yo, dipshit! 779 01:11:52,608 --> 01:11:54,508 How you doing, buddy? 780 01:11:54,677 --> 01:11:56,235 How's it going? 781 01:11:56,412 --> 01:11:58,880 -Who is he? -Just an oId friend. 782 01:11:59,214 --> 01:12:01,614 A friend of GiI is one of mine. Travis. 783 01:12:01,784 --> 01:12:03,183 -Lonnie. -Pete. 784 01:12:03,352 --> 01:12:06,480 Ed Ligget, tuba. How you doing, man? 785 01:12:09,892 --> 01:12:12,156 -Better now. -What's wrong with you? 786 01:12:12,328 --> 01:12:16,094 -So I tossed a freak. -We discourage name-caIIing here. 787 01:12:16,432 --> 01:12:20,232 -What do you want? -You stoIe my championship, asshoIe! 788 01:12:20,569 --> 01:12:24,335 If you must taIk Iike that, I'II have to ask you to Ieave. 789 01:12:24,506 --> 01:12:28,101 I'II Ieave as soon as I teII the truth about your Ieader. 790 01:12:28,377 --> 01:12:32,438 -We know he was in prison. -Prison? Are you shitting me? 791 01:12:32,614 --> 01:12:36,050 AII right, buddy-boy! That doesn't fIy around-- 792 01:12:36,919 --> 01:12:39,319 Okay, you guys, back it up. 793 01:12:41,323 --> 01:12:43,052 This is my fight. 794 01:12:43,492 --> 01:12:45,653 Oh, baby! Come on, make my day! 795 01:12:45,828 --> 01:12:47,489 Get him! 796 01:12:51,700 --> 01:12:54,533 I'm gonna go rodeo on your ass! 797 01:12:54,703 --> 01:12:57,934 Take this! And this! 798 01:13:16,392 --> 01:13:18,189 I wanna know what you know. 799 01:13:27,302 --> 01:13:29,497 Someone spread the word about our band. 800 01:13:29,671 --> 01:13:32,640 -That was us. -But haIf of Rocky Creek is here. 801 01:13:32,808 --> 01:13:34,435 What? How did they hear? 802 01:13:34,610 --> 01:13:37,408 -Hey, guys. Check this out. -Creed? 803 01:13:37,579 --> 01:13:41,811 What idiot wouId faII for this? There's a menu on the other side. 804 01:13:41,984 --> 01:13:46,148 Anybody know where the VIP room is? Excuse me, Iadies? HeIIo? 805 01:13:46,822 --> 01:13:48,619 Thank you. Who did that? 806 01:13:48,791 --> 01:13:50,725 -Hey, fat-ass. -Quiet, BiIIy. 807 01:13:51,460 --> 01:13:53,121 Hi. 808 01:13:53,295 --> 01:13:57,493 I didn't think I'd Iive to see us win the State Championship. 809 01:14:04,306 --> 01:14:05,603 Quiet! 810 01:14:06,675 --> 01:14:08,267 Ladies and gentIemen... 811 01:14:08,444 --> 01:14:10,674 ...Suburban Funk! 812 01:14:28,397 --> 01:14:29,421 We can do this. 813 01:15:45,741 --> 01:15:48,209 {Y:i}Ladies and gentlemen, Creed,,, 814 01:15:51,380 --> 01:15:55,146 ...wiII not be here tonight. Repeat, wiII not be here. 815 01:15:55,651 --> 01:15:57,380 And drop curtain. 816 01:15:59,121 --> 01:16:00,554 Cue. 817 01:16:01,456 --> 01:16:03,754 {Y:i}Mrs, Whitman, it's my-- 818 01:16:05,894 --> 01:16:08,385 {Y:i}-lt's mine, now* {Y:i}-No-- 819 01:16:10,532 --> 01:16:13,194 Yo, East HighIand, you know GiI Harris. 820 01:16:16,104 --> 01:16:19,267 Hey, Rocky Creek, you remember Diz Harrison? 821 01:16:19,975 --> 01:16:21,237 {Y:i}Guess what, folks? 822 01:16:21,410 --> 01:16:24,436 {Y:i}Gil and Diz are the same guy, 823 01:16:27,215 --> 01:16:31,083 {Y:i}He made fools ofyou, You don't {Y:i}believe me, ask him yourself, 824 01:16:31,887 --> 01:16:34,651 {Y:i}Maybe for once, he'll tell the truth, 825 01:16:35,757 --> 01:16:37,987 This sucks! What's going on? 826 01:16:38,160 --> 01:16:40,560 -Hey! -Nora, it's aII right. 827 01:16:40,729 --> 01:16:42,390 I can handIe this. 828 01:16:45,033 --> 01:16:46,193 I can expIain. 829 01:16:59,014 --> 01:17:01,414 -Let the brother speak! -Luther. 830 01:17:01,583 --> 01:17:03,744 Not just Luther. Spiders. 831 01:17:04,019 --> 01:17:06,214 You pIay my kind of music. 832 01:17:10,559 --> 01:17:13,687 Out of the way, Red. I've been in the pen a whiIe. 833 01:17:14,997 --> 01:17:19,991 Everything you saw on that screen was compIeteIy... 834 01:17:20,369 --> 01:17:21,700 ...true. 835 01:17:24,606 --> 01:17:27,074 They're right. I'm a Iiar. 836 01:17:27,242 --> 01:17:29,335 I don't know what I was thinking. 837 01:17:29,511 --> 01:17:32,742 ActuaIIy, I do know what I was thinking. 838 01:17:32,914 --> 01:17:38,079 I was trying to become something more than just a bIip on the radar screen. 839 01:17:38,253 --> 01:17:40,016 So I made someone up. 840 01:17:40,188 --> 01:17:42,383 Someone I thought you'd aII Iike. 841 01:17:45,227 --> 01:17:50,460 And aII because I cared more about what other peopIe thought of me... 842 01:17:50,632 --> 01:17:53,066 ...than what I thought of me. 843 01:17:53,635 --> 01:17:57,799 But I bet I'm not the onIy person here who's ever Iet that happen. 844 01:17:59,274 --> 01:18:00,571 What is this? 845 01:18:02,144 --> 01:18:05,409 -Broke-dick, Broke-dick! -Broke-dick, Broke-dick! 846 01:18:14,890 --> 01:18:16,983 Better come scoop up your friend. 847 01:18:20,262 --> 01:18:21,661 Move it! 848 01:18:28,637 --> 01:18:31,003 Anybody got a stapIe gun? 849 01:18:32,474 --> 01:18:34,669 Who's the bitch now? 850 01:18:35,110 --> 01:18:38,477 -Diz! Oh, my God, you're bIeeding! -My nose. 851 01:18:38,647 --> 01:18:40,638 The crowd, they're animaIs! 852 01:18:40,882 --> 01:18:45,285 No, animaIs are kinder. They don't boo when they're kiIIing something. 853 01:18:49,958 --> 01:18:51,949 Diz, you are amazing. 854 01:18:58,467 --> 01:19:01,959 -What was that for? -Can't I appreciate you? 855 01:19:03,472 --> 01:19:06,270 You're scaring me. What's going on? 856 01:19:06,441 --> 01:19:08,204 You've inspired me. 857 01:19:08,376 --> 01:19:11,868 I have to do something I've wanted to do a Iong time. 858 01:19:12,047 --> 01:19:15,312 I have to Iet somebody know how I feeI about him. 859 01:19:16,918 --> 01:19:18,146 You know, Nora-- 860 01:19:25,060 --> 01:19:26,687 Better than PIayStation 2? 861 01:19:27,996 --> 01:19:29,463 Now it is. 862 01:19:30,699 --> 01:19:33,930 -Yo, I guess it's me and you. -And us. 863 01:19:34,102 --> 01:19:35,535 And me. 864 01:19:42,177 --> 01:19:43,940 WouId you two get a room? 865 01:19:44,112 --> 01:19:45,374 I'm sorry. 866 01:19:46,948 --> 01:19:51,044 -I don't know what to caII you. -Broke-dick seems to be popuIar. 867 01:19:51,219 --> 01:19:53,744 You're the biggest Iiar I've ever met. 868 01:19:55,023 --> 01:19:57,457 You're right, I'm a Iiar. 869 01:20:02,497 --> 01:20:04,761 They caIIed me ''Dan the Man.'' 870 01:20:04,933 --> 01:20:06,093 What? 871 01:20:06,268 --> 01:20:09,328 That was before I Iost the braces and grew boobs. 872 01:20:09,504 --> 01:20:11,768 Then I became ''DanieIIe the Body.'' 873 01:20:11,940 --> 01:20:16,900 I dropped aII the friends I had because they Iooked Iike the oId me. 874 01:20:17,078 --> 01:20:19,012 And very seIfish and mean... 875 01:20:19,181 --> 01:20:22,617 ...but I just wanted so badIy to fit in. 876 01:20:24,486 --> 01:20:25,885 Been there. 877 01:20:26,922 --> 01:20:29,823 Do you even ride the motorcycIe? 878 01:20:30,592 --> 01:20:32,423 Yeah, actuaIIy I do. 879 01:20:32,594 --> 01:20:36,553 But it usuaIIy takes a station wagon or a bush to stop me. 880 01:20:37,465 --> 01:20:39,126 So, what do we do now? 881 01:20:39,701 --> 01:20:43,330 Don't ask me. The Iast pIan I had bIew up pretty badIy. 882 01:20:43,505 --> 01:20:44,995 No kidding. 883 01:21:10,131 --> 01:21:11,530 So you see... 884 01:21:11,700 --> 01:21:14,260 ...I saved his narrow behind. 885 01:21:14,436 --> 01:21:16,597 And he got to kiss the girI. 886 01:21:16,771 --> 01:21:18,830 I hope that inspires you. 887 01:21:19,307 --> 01:21:22,105 It has. It's taught me a Iot. 888 01:21:22,477 --> 01:21:27,141 It's easy for a man Iike me to forget what most sIobs wiII do to get a woman. 889 01:21:31,052 --> 01:21:35,785 My fauIt, I taIk too much. That reaIIy did burn me, sorry. 890 01:21:42,464 --> 01:21:43,624 Oh, God! 891 01:21:43,798 --> 01:21:45,959 -You okay? -No, he cIipped it. 892 01:21:59,347 --> 01:22:01,372 That's why I wanna use you. 893 01:22:11,993 --> 01:22:14,826 -You staring at my Janet? -No. No way, man! 894 01:22:14,996 --> 01:22:18,591 Can we do that again? He couIdn't understand what I said. 895 01:22:22,604 --> 01:22:24,663 I'm sorry, that sucked! 896 01:22:37,519 --> 01:22:39,043 Look at that! 897 01:22:45,627 --> 01:22:47,925 Don't yeII for mercy. 898 01:22:52,033 --> 01:22:54,399 Oh, God, I bIew the Iine. 899 01:22:55,603 --> 01:22:58,094 Check me out! Bat-wings! 900 01:22:59,407 --> 01:23:00,396 Cut! Cut! 901 01:23:03,178 --> 01:23:06,170 I need three gaIIons of mineraI water... 902 01:23:06,348 --> 01:23:08,543 ...1 6 martini oIives... 903 01:23:08,717 --> 01:23:12,653 ...and enough hummus to cover this beautifuI girI's body. 904 01:23:13,221 --> 01:23:14,210 You got that? 905 01:23:16,825 --> 01:23:19,055 Who's the bitch now? 906 01:23:20,595 --> 01:23:22,392 Hey, man. You got a smoke? 907 01:23:30,805 --> 01:23:32,830 How you doing? 908 01:23:33,708 --> 01:23:35,107 Better now. 909 01:23:35,276 --> 01:23:36,265 Okay, cut. 910 01:23:37,305 --> 01:23:43,878 Craving big poker? Feast your eyes on Venom. $5 million GTD. 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