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Earth.
Birth place of the human race.
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A species much like our own.
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Capable of great compassion...
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17,000 BC.
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and great violence.
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For in our quest
to protect the humans,
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a deeper revelation dawns.
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Our worlds have met before.
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Here, here.
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Transformers: Revenge of The Fallen
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Shanghai, China, 22:14, Today
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Breaking news at Shanghai.
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There's been a major toxic spill
on the Shanghai Central District.
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- Citizens today--
- For today,
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our topic that's a
developing story for you,
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we will bring you
any new information
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as we get it...
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Pentagon: NEST Central Command
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- What's the status?
- Sea hawks approaching target.
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Three minutes until
evacuation's complete, sir.
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Chinese airspace has
been locked and sealed.
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One mile radius.
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Alright, give NEST team the go.
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Black Hawks, clear to land.
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# Ding-a-ling, come out
and get your ice cream #
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Any bad robot out there better
get ready for an ass-whooping.
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[Popsicles]
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For the last two years,
an advanced team of new Autobots
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has taken refuge here
under my command.
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Arcees, get ready to launch.
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We're locked and loaded.
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Together, we form an
alliance with the humans.
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A secret,
a brave squad of soldiers.
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Alright, that's enough.
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Time discovered story in
this one is toxic spill.
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They had to evac the area
for search and rescue.
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This makes six enemy
contacts in eight months.
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We gotta make sure this one
does not get out the public eyes
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so keep it tight.
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A classified strike team
called NEST.
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We hunt for what remains
of our Decepticon foes,
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hiding in different
countries around the globe.
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Rolling Alpha through Echo now.
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Alright, Ironhide.
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We got echoes. Vamos.
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To the stacks. Two o'clock.
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He's here.
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I smell him.
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It's close. It's getting closer.
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Oh, no.
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How are ya?
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It's three ripple.
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Alright, everybody, be steady.
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We're right on top of it.
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Ease on fire.
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Hand to one.
Requesting fire mission now!
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Gunships on station. Rolling hot.
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We intercepted a Decepticon.
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Arcee twins, target coming your way.
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Watch out!
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I screwed that up.
I'm okay, I'm alright.
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This is kinda bad, man.
What's wrong with you?
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Three inside swipe.
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Clear the path.
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Damn, I'm good.
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Air support, we need Big Booter
delivered and dropped now.
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Code 9-A...
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Dropping in five,
four, three, two, one.
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Autobots, I'm in pursuit.
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Pull over.
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Punk-ass Decepticon,
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any last words?
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This is not your planet to rule.
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The Fallen shall rise again.
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That doesn't sound good.
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Not today.
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Come on, let's go.
All hands on deck.
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Frankie, Mojo, out.
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Come on, kiddo,
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- we're on a schedule here.
- Slow down, Dad.
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Why are you in such a
hurry to get rid of me, huh?
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Did you rent the room out?
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No, I got other ideas for your room
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and it rhymes with home theater.
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Look what I found. It's
your little baby booties.
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Oh, Ma...
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Oh my little baby,
booty boy, you can't go.
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You see this, Dad?
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That's not how you're supposed to react
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when the fruit of your loins goes out
on patrol to prep for himself, okay?
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Yeah, my heart breaks for
you, pal. College, bummer.
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You have to come home every holiday,
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not just big ones.
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You have to come home for Halloween.
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I can't come home for Halloween, Mom.
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- We'll come to you.
- No, we're not going anywhere.
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- You dress up, we'll be in
costumes. - You-You can't do that.
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Would you let the kid
breathe, for crying out loud?
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Come on, go, pack!
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There's no way you're packed
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for a month long trip. Come on!
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Chop-chop. Let's go!
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March, young lady.
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Oh, oh, Dad!
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I love you when you call me
young lady, you dirty old man.
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Nah, you ain't seen nothing yet.
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- Dad, Dad, Dad, whoa!
- What?
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I'm watching what you're doing, Dad.
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It's not a rap video.
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Just like a coach thing, you know.
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That's a really creepy move just now, Dad.
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Look, you're the hero, uh...
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Your mother and me are
really, really proud of you.
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You're the first Witwicky
ever to go to college.
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Now I'm crying again. This sucks!
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You're gonna be okay, Ma.
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Now this is going to be, uh...
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you know, hard for her to...
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accept that her boy's
all grown up, you know.
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Going out to handle
the world on his own.
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- You okay, Pop?
- Yeah.
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Mojo, no dominating Frankie!
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Get the hell of the couch,
ya filthy beasts!
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Wow.
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You see a lot of that in college too.
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What are you talking about, Dad?
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There's gonna be a lot of women there.
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Yeah, well, I'm the
one-woman kind of guy.
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Look, Mikaela is the greatest,
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but you gotta give each
other room to grow, okay?
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You're no different than
any other couple your age.
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Till we discovered
an alien race together.
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How long are you gonna
be riding that scooter?
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[SONG: 21 Guns BAND: Green Day]
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Dad, listen, I know what the odds are.
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We're the exception, okay?
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Wait a second...
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- Oh, who could that be?
- Two weeks, it could be Muffy.
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Hey, beautiful.
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- I'm breaking up with you, Sam.
- Really?
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You sure?
I don't hear a lot of conviction.
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Well, I am, okay?
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So there's no reason for me
to come say goodbye to you.
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Wow, you almost sounded
serious that time.
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Guess what?
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I made you a
long-distance relationship kit.
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Yeah, I got you a webcam
so we can chat 24/7.
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All Witwicky all the time.
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I got you a couple of souvenirs
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that you bet that cannot
be mentioned on cell phone.
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Some mixes and candles and stuff...
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Sounds cute, I can't wait.
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Oh, hey!
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You want the infamous D-Day shirt?
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You kept your nasty, shredded clothes?
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Yeah, of course I kept it, Mikaela.
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It's like my Superbowl jersey.
I bled in this thing.
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Wow, you're pretty confident, huh?
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No, it's not that.
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It's just that my low
self-esteem's at an all-time high.
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Do you think your little
box of souvenirs
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is gonna keep me from leaving you?
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You really should come with me,
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they got cheap apartments in campus.
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Well, that's not gonna happen
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until I get my man child
father rushed out of prison,
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back on his feet.
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I heard that.
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Where did you put the clutch covers?
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Next to the cam shafts.
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I love it when you say cam
shafts. Whisper it to me.
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Cam shafts.
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God, I hate you.
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It's my Witwicky charm.
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Wait, hold on. Wait, hold on a second.
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I guess we're not breaking up.
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I'll be over in 20.
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Mikaela...
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I think this little bit
Cube got stuck on my shirt.
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Sam?
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Oh God! It's a fire!
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Dad, we got a fire!
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Fire!
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Ron, did you know it
was gonna be this hard?
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C-Can you just stop?
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- Yeah, okay, I'll stop.
- Just wait...
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- You carry this shit.
- I'll--I'll...
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- Wow!
- You know what?
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I don't wanna go anywhere with you.
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I don't wanna go to France with you.
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I don't wanna go around
the corner with you.
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- Alright, fine.
- I'm just going back inside.
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I'll call you from Paris.
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What is all the racket?
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- Whoa.
- Sam?
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- Whoa, whoa.
- Dad...
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- What was that?
- It's the whole kitchen!
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Help me...
Oh my--
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Bumblebee!
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Oh, jeez!
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Phone 9-1-1.
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Bumblebee! Get in the garage.
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What the frick is happening?
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What happened to restraint, man?
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Just go in the garage, quietly please?
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Holy mother!
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Oh, my God!
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I--In the garage, now!
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Power's out! Get the cops out!
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Come on, you guys. What
are you waiting for?
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My house is on fire!
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- What happened?
- Come here.
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Listen, I need you to take the Cube sliver.
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Put it in your purse, right now.
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- Sam Witwicky...
- Yes, Mom.
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- A word with you.
- Yeah.
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- Hi, Mikaela.
- Hi.
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- I have a bald spot.
- Oh.
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- An old furnace, I think.
- Become a waffle iron.
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When you go, he goes.
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I cannot live with this
psychotic alien in my garage.
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Judy, shh.
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National security.
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Look, if we stay quiet, they're
gonna take care of everything.
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Just consider this the official
start of a remodel, okay?
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Fine. If the government's
paying, I want a pool...
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- and a hot tub.
- Fine. Okay.
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And I'm gonna skinny-dip and
you can't say shit about it!
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Yeah, you know you're a tool.
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- He's having voice problems.
- He's playing it up.
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Bee, I want to talk to you
about the college thing, okay?
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# I'm so excited #
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Hey.
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I'm not taking you with me.
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I wanna wait outside, okay?
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I wanted to tell you about this earlier.
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It's just that-- You know,
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Here's the thing.
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Freshmen aren't allowed to have cars.
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I know, and if it was up to me, I'd
take you with me, but it's not, Bee.
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Look, you're an Autobot.
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You shouldn't be living
in my dad's garage.
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I mean, you're suffocating in here.
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You deserve better than this.
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This is hard enough, man,
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don't make it harder. Can
you just look at me, please?
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Come on, big guy.
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Look, the guardian thing is
done, okay? You did your job.
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Look, I'm safe now.
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You need to go be with
Optimus Prime and the others.
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I just want to be normal, Bee.
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That's why I'm going to college.
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I can't do that with you.
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It's not the last time I'm
gonna see you, you know, Bee.
256
00:16:47,995 --> 00:16:51,043
Come on, don't do that.
Bee. You're killing me, Bee.
257
00:16:53,285 --> 00:16:54,750
But you'll always be my first car.
258
00:16:57,636 --> 00:16:58,662
Love you, Bee.
259
00:17:05,169 --> 00:17:06,240
Wow!
260
00:17:06,252 --> 00:17:09,191
Between state farm and the
taxpayers, we're all taken care of.
261
00:17:09,659 --> 00:17:11,222
- You got dirt all over you.
- Stop, stop.
262
00:17:11,258 --> 00:17:12,814
- What?
- It's--I'm okay.
263
00:17:12,849 --> 00:17:13,706
Well, look.
264
00:17:14,550 --> 00:17:15,696
So you think you can make it
265
00:17:15,736 --> 00:17:17,529
through those East
Coast winners without me?
266
00:17:17,564 --> 00:17:19,304
You're like the best thing
that ever happened to me.
267
00:17:19,759 --> 00:17:20,857
And?
268
00:17:21,267 --> 00:17:24,774
- And I'll do anything for you.
- And?
269
00:17:24,852 --> 00:17:27,696
- I think Sam's about to say the L word.
- Let's go, kiddo.
270
00:17:28,190 --> 00:17:29,220
Nice timing, Dad.
271
00:17:29,423 --> 00:17:31,534
I... adore you.
272
00:17:32,736 --> 00:17:34,647
That's not the word that
I wanna hear right now.
273
00:17:34,682 --> 00:17:35,337
What are you talking about?
274
00:17:35,338 --> 00:17:36,293
It's the same word as the other word.
275
00:17:36,328 --> 00:17:38,343
- It's not the same word.
- Look, if I said the other word now,
276
00:17:38,378 --> 00:17:39,753
you forced me to say won't mean anything.
277
00:17:39,788 --> 00:17:40,726
Plus, you haven't said it either.
278
00:17:40,762 --> 00:17:42,313
So don't get mad at me for not saying it.
279
00:17:42,332 --> 00:17:43,033
Yeah, but I haven't said it
280
00:17:43,034 --> 00:17:44,804
because guys always run
when you say it first.
281
00:17:44,839 --> 00:17:45,854
Yeah, well, so do girls.
282
00:17:45,894 --> 00:17:47,635
Especially, girls like you with options.
283
00:17:48,676 --> 00:17:51,721
So this is all part of your elaborate plan
284
00:17:51,756 --> 00:17:52,888
to keep me interested?
285
00:17:53,496 --> 00:17:54,436
Can be.
286
00:17:55,012 --> 00:17:56,654
Ain't those working?
287
00:17:57,403 --> 00:17:58,491
Have a kiss.
288
00:17:59,808 --> 00:18:01,656
We'll make it work, I promise.
289
00:18:02,670 --> 00:18:07,682
[SONG: Never Say Never BAND: The Fray]
290
00:18:31,727 --> 00:18:34,264
The female has the Cube fragment.
291
00:18:34,913 --> 00:18:39,265
Soundwave acknowledges. Pursue her.
292
00:18:39,266 --> 00:18:40,902
Retrieve it.
293
00:18:45,468 --> 00:18:47,983
NEST: Secret Operations,
Diego Garcia, Indian Ocean
294
00:19:02,890 --> 00:19:05,381
Autobot twins,
report to Hangar Three.
295
00:19:08,774 --> 00:19:10,121
Excuse me, excuse me.
296
00:19:10,156 --> 00:19:13,788
Hello. Those are nice. Yeah,
baby, it's upgrade time.
297
00:19:13,823 --> 00:19:16,821
Yes, oh, yeah. Look here. Come
on, let me call right here.
298
00:19:17,394 --> 00:19:18,961
Time to get my sexy on with the green.
299
00:19:19,681 --> 00:19:20,792
Green? Oh no,
300
00:19:20,827 --> 00:19:22,295
Green is mine, I call green.
301
00:19:22,330 --> 00:19:23,220
Be my body.
302
00:19:25,697 --> 00:19:27,423
- I got the green.
- That hurt, man.
303
00:19:27,458 --> 00:19:29,213
It's supposed to hurt.
It's an ass kicking.
304
00:19:56,228 --> 00:19:57,990
Director Galloway, what an honor.
305
00:19:57,991 --> 00:19:58,808
Let me show you around
306
00:19:58,838 --> 00:20:00,495
but you gotta be in the
classified access list.
307
00:20:00,496 --> 00:20:01,197
I am now.
308
00:20:01,217 --> 00:20:02,635
Presidential order, Major.
309
00:20:02,998 --> 00:20:05,870
I got a message for your
classified space buddies.
310
00:20:05,976 --> 00:20:07,669
You guys made a mess at Shanghai.
311
00:20:11,366 --> 00:20:14,143
Alright, so this is where
we communicate with the JCS.
312
00:20:14,618 --> 00:20:16,884
And this area serves
as the Autobots' hangar.
313
00:20:19,480 --> 00:20:22,065
Secured line to JCS is up, Major.
314
00:20:22,621 --> 00:20:24,452
US Military Satellite
315
00:20:46,013 --> 00:20:47,990
Secured line to the Pentagon now.
316
00:20:49,681 --> 00:20:52,356
Saw the Shanghai op.
It was a rough day.
317
00:20:52,506 --> 00:20:53,208
Yes, sir.
318
00:20:53,797 --> 00:20:56,425
We have intel that I believe
warns an immediate debrief.
319
00:20:56,460 --> 00:20:58,871
Now with your permission,
I can't let you see him
320
00:20:58,906 --> 00:21:01,168
but I would like you to hear
from the leader of the Autobots.
321
00:21:01,269 --> 00:21:02,146
Proceed.
322
00:21:20,727 --> 00:21:21,854
You gotta wonder.
323
00:21:22,580 --> 00:21:26,203
God made us in his image. Who made him?
324
00:21:27,179 --> 00:21:32,005
General, our alliance has countermanded
6 Decepticon incursions this year.
325
00:21:32,141 --> 00:21:34,604
Each on a different continent.
326
00:21:34,967 --> 00:21:37,531
They're clearly searching
around the world for something.
327
00:21:37,831 --> 00:21:40,963
But last night's encounter
came with a warning:
328
00:21:41,098 --> 00:21:43,870
The Fallen shall rise again.
329
00:21:44,125 --> 00:21:46,074
"The Fallen." Meaning what?
330
00:21:46,377 --> 00:21:48,068
Origin: Unknown.
331
00:21:48,104 --> 00:21:48,884
They only recorded
332
00:21:48,919 --> 00:21:52,382
history of our race was
contained within the All-Spark,
333
00:21:52,504 --> 00:21:54,315
lost with its destruction.
334
00:21:54,316 --> 00:21:55,335
Excuse me!
335
00:21:56,613 --> 00:22:00,529
With this so-called
"All-Spark" now destroyed,
336
00:22:00,949 --> 00:22:03,552
why hasn't the enemy left the planet
337
00:22:03,603 --> 00:22:04,908
like you thought they would?
338
00:22:04,943 --> 00:22:07,341
Director Galloway,
our national security advisor.
339
00:22:07,376 --> 00:22:09,225
The President just
appointed him liasion.
340
00:22:09,617 --> 00:22:12,635
- It's too, uh...
- Well, I guess I didn't get that memo.
341
00:22:14,384 --> 00:22:17,919
Forgive the interruption,
General. Excuse me, coming through.
342
00:22:18,715 --> 00:22:19,886
Excuse me, excuse me...
343
00:22:22,088 --> 00:22:23,768
After all the damage in Shanghai,
344
00:22:23,804 --> 00:22:25,112
the President is, uh...
345
00:22:25,473 --> 00:22:27,442
hard-pressed to say the job's getting done.
346
00:22:29,046 --> 00:22:34,366
Now, under the classified
Alien Autobot Cooperation Act,
347
00:22:34,401 --> 00:22:37,529
you are agreeing to
share your intel with us,
348
00:22:37,564 --> 00:22:39,843
but not your advancements in weaponry.
349
00:22:39,882 --> 00:22:43,502
We've witnessed your
human capacity for war.
350
00:22:43,754 --> 00:22:47,368
It would absolutely
bring more harm than good.
351
00:22:47,491 --> 00:22:50,455
But who are you to
judge what's best for us?
352
00:22:50,456 --> 00:22:52,617
With all due respect, we've
been fighting side-by-side
353
00:22:52,652 --> 00:22:54,150
in the field for two years.
354
00:22:54,260 --> 00:22:57,316
We've shared blood, sweat
and precious metal together.
355
00:22:57,683 --> 00:23:00,373
Soldier, you're paid to shoot, not talk.
356
00:23:00,408 --> 00:23:01,660
Don't tempt me.
357
00:23:02,033 --> 00:23:02,854
And the, uh...
358
00:23:03,444 --> 00:23:05,418
- The newest members of your team...
- Easy...
359
00:23:05,750 --> 00:23:09,104
I understand they arrived here
after you sent a message into space.
360
00:23:09,139 --> 00:23:11,125
An open invitation to come to Earth,
361
00:23:11,161 --> 00:23:12,824
vetted by no one at the White House.
362
00:23:12,864 --> 00:23:14,989
Let me stop you right there, Mr. Galloway.
363
00:23:15,024 --> 00:23:16,543
It was vetted right here.
364
00:23:16,605 --> 00:23:20,596
And in my experience, the judgement
of both Major Lennox and his team
365
00:23:20,632 --> 00:23:23,666
has always been above reproach.
366
00:23:23,667 --> 00:23:26,506
Well be that as it may, General,
it is the position of the President
367
00:23:26,541 --> 00:23:28,581
that when our
national security is at stake,
368
00:23:29,718 --> 00:23:32,197
no one is above reproach.
369
00:23:32,832 --> 00:23:35,382
Now, what do we know so far?
370
00:23:36,026 --> 00:23:37,986
We know that the enemy leader,
371
00:23:38,139 --> 00:23:41,783
classified NBE-1, AKA Megatron,
372
00:23:42,173 --> 00:23:43,492
is resting in peace
373
00:23:43,527 --> 00:23:45,530
at the bottom of
the Laurentian Abyss,
374
00:23:45,565 --> 00:23:47,742
surrounded by SOSUS detection nets
375
00:23:47,782 --> 00:23:50,154
and a full-time
submarine surveillance.
376
00:23:50,224 --> 00:23:51,250
We also know that
377
00:23:51,372 --> 00:23:54,593
the only remaining piece
of your alien All-Spark
378
00:23:54,628 --> 00:23:56,667
is locked in an
electromagnetic vault,
379
00:23:56,703 --> 00:24:00,245
here on one of the most secure
naval bases in the world.
380
00:24:01,320 --> 00:24:04,751
Decepticons, we have located the shard.
381
00:24:04,786 --> 00:24:06,186
And since no one...
382
00:24:06,457 --> 00:24:10,435
can seem to tell me what
the enemy is now after,
383
00:24:10,765 --> 00:24:13,629
well, there--there's
only one clear conclusion:
384
00:24:13,630 --> 00:24:16,877
You. The Autobots.
385
00:24:17,230 --> 00:24:19,806
They're here to hunt you.
386
00:24:20,308 --> 00:24:22,767
What's there to hunt for
on Earth besides that?
387
00:24:22,802 --> 00:24:25,418
"The Fallen... shall rise again"?
388
00:24:25,660 --> 00:24:27,236
Sounds to me like something's coming.
389
00:24:28,024 --> 00:24:30,989
So let me ask if we ultimately conclude
390
00:24:31,039 --> 00:24:32,875
that our national security is best served
391
00:24:32,916 --> 00:24:36,827
by denying you further
asylum on our planet,
392
00:24:38,394 --> 00:24:41,389
will you leave peacefully?
393
00:24:41,697 --> 00:24:43,197
Freedom is your right.
394
00:24:43,569 --> 00:24:46,409
If you make that request, we will honor it.
395
00:24:47,656 --> 00:24:52,893
But before your president
decides, please ask him this:
396
00:24:53,277 --> 00:24:57,886
What if we leave and you were wrong?
397
00:25:05,447 --> 00:25:06,572
That's a good question.
398
00:25:10,337 --> 00:25:11,658
Oh, my gosh,
399
00:25:11,693 --> 00:25:13,997
look at this place!
400
00:25:14,831 --> 00:25:17,339
I feel smarter already.
401
00:25:17,871 --> 00:25:19,528
Ron, can you smell it?
402
00:25:19,990 --> 00:25:22,119
Yeah, smells like $40,000 a year.
403
00:25:22,178 --> 00:25:23,329
Okay, cheapo.
404
00:25:24,533 --> 00:25:26,715
Go ahead, we'll, uh...
We'll get your stuff.
405
00:25:26,750 --> 00:25:28,089
Just go ahead and check out your room.
406
00:25:28,944 --> 00:25:33,168
[SONG: 21 Guns BAND: Green Day]
407
00:25:36,734 --> 00:25:38,197
- Hey.
- Hey.
408
00:25:38,560 --> 00:25:40,232
You must be Sam, right? I'm Leo.
409
00:25:40,263 --> 00:25:40,964
Hey.
410
00:25:42,599 --> 00:25:45,099
Uh, sorry, I already set up the crib.
Do you want this side or that side?
411
00:25:46,977 --> 00:25:48,715
- That side.
- I already chose that side.
412
00:25:51,280 --> 00:25:53,379
You know what this is?
This is the awkward moment.
413
00:25:54,074 --> 00:25:56,059
Yeah, so you're trying to
see if I'm a normal guy,
414
00:25:56,089 --> 00:25:57,180
I'm trying to see if you're a normal guy,
415
00:25:57,215 --> 00:25:58,908
balanced and medicated
enough for another curl space.
416
00:25:58,942 --> 00:26:00,359
Good personal hygiene
won't stab me in my sleep.
417
00:26:00,394 --> 00:26:01,518
Good criminal record won't steal anything.
418
00:26:01,547 --> 00:26:03,012
- Including girlfriends.
- Especially girlfriends.
419
00:26:03,013 --> 00:26:04,054
- You got a girlfriend?
- I do.
420
00:26:04,427 --> 00:26:07,402
- You?
- No, not a chance.
421
00:26:07,437 --> 00:26:08,557
- You're a techie?
- Hmm.
422
00:26:08,878 --> 00:26:09,579
Sweet.
423
00:26:09,779 --> 00:26:12,292
- Sharsky, Fassbinder, where we at?
- Server's almost online, Leo.
424
00:26:12,327 --> 00:26:13,581
It works up and running.
425
00:26:13,616 --> 00:26:14,963
Beautiful, that's what I like to hear.
426
00:26:15,034 --> 00:26:16,518
- That's Sharsky, that's Spastik,
- Hey, dude.
427
00:26:16,553 --> 00:26:18,003
my I.T. gurus.
428
00:26:18,086 --> 00:26:21,201
Welcome to my empire,
bro. TheRealEffinDeal.com.
429
00:26:21,236 --> 00:26:22,295
That's me, I'm sure you've heard of it.
430
00:26:22,567 --> 00:26:25,009
- No, I haven't.
- Well, that sucks.
431
00:26:25,044 --> 00:26:26,802
- What is all this for?
- See, look...
432
00:26:26,842 --> 00:26:28,546
Call me gross, I wanna
be a baby billionaire.
433
00:26:29,458 --> 00:26:30,725
Kitten calendars.
434
00:26:30,806 --> 00:26:32,095
It's where it started. Look at me now.
435
00:26:32,195 --> 00:26:33,538
Got our dreams, bro.
436
00:26:35,710 --> 00:26:37,492
Leo, we got some bad news in Shanghai.
437
00:26:38,054 --> 00:26:40,445
Post it, baby. Go, go, go! FTJ, FTJ!
438
00:26:41,029 --> 00:26:42,293
- It's clean.
- What's FTJ?
439
00:26:42,525 --> 00:26:44,878
- Fuel the jet, fuel the jet.
- FTJ, FTJ.
440
00:26:49,079 --> 00:26:51,184
- This is it. Did you see that?
- Wow. Okay, this half of Shanghai
441
00:26:51,215 --> 00:26:52,653
gets rigged when China says gas leak.
442
00:26:52,688 --> 00:26:53,990
Don't believe the hype, bro.
443
00:26:55,075 --> 00:26:58,375
Just like the alien robots in LA two
years ago that everyone covered up.
444
00:26:58,849 --> 00:27:00,726
Yeah, I saw these robots
and they did this, like,
445
00:27:00,761 --> 00:27:03,123
firing thing and they came
down and twisted this woman
446
00:27:03,158 --> 00:27:04,483
- and she was like--
- Looks fake to me.
447
00:27:04,502 --> 00:27:07,549
Dude, it's not fake. The
Internet's pure truth.
448
00:27:07,585 --> 00:27:09,603
- Neither does it lie.
- It looks fake.
449
00:27:09,638 --> 00:27:11,681
No, man, I've seen them. They
are like these, uh, robots...
450
00:27:12,559 --> 00:27:15,391
Look, look, look, it's fake. Anybody
can do it on any computer, okay?
451
00:27:15,426 --> 00:27:17,034
And I wasn't, uh... there.
452
00:27:17,466 --> 00:27:18,944
So I can't comment or speculate.
453
00:27:18,979 --> 00:27:20,907
- Oh, no.
- "Comment and speculate"?
454
00:27:20,942 --> 00:27:22,259
We're supposed to go habitate?
455
00:27:22,299 --> 00:27:25,273
No, listen, okay. Don't
be sucking the sack, bro.
456
00:27:25,313 --> 00:27:27,003
- Whose sack?
- Look, the ball sack.
457
00:27:27,150 --> 00:27:30,249
- Dude, what kind of tool are you?
- Mainstream media sack.
458
00:27:30,333 --> 00:27:31,635
They're lying to us, alright.
459
00:27:31,676 --> 00:27:33,790
- It's aliens, man.
- Okay, okay.
460
00:27:34,140 --> 00:27:34,984
Follow me.
461
00:27:35,459 --> 00:27:38,658
Uh-oh. Uh, Leo. Bad
news, we just got scooped.
462
00:27:38,693 --> 00:27:40,069
The video's already up on GeoBoard.
463
00:27:40,108 --> 00:27:42,516
Damn... No!
464
00:27:42,667 --> 00:27:45,081
Robo-Warrior has a main
competition, our conspiracy step.
465
00:27:45,116 --> 00:27:47,021
Effing was my effing idea. He stole it.
466
00:27:47,056 --> 00:27:49,560
He's been looking to my site
and thieving hits for ever!
467
00:27:49,923 --> 00:27:50,859
By the way, I read your file.
468
00:27:50,894 --> 00:27:53,416
I'm poor, you're poor...
We're gonna fix that, alright?
469
00:27:53,548 --> 00:27:54,588
You work for me now.
470
00:27:56,617 --> 00:27:58,073
I work for you now?
471
00:27:58,326 --> 00:27:59,770
That's incredible.
It's first day of college,
472
00:27:59,805 --> 00:28:01,839
I got a career, a dinky internet firm,
473
00:28:01,870 --> 00:28:04,931
with a boss who is made up
of just pure champion stuff.
474
00:28:04,966 --> 00:28:06,972
You're mocking my
life's work, Samuel? Huh?
475
00:28:07,053 --> 00:28:08,433
That's your one warning patrolling, dude.
476
00:28:08,463 --> 00:28:10,479
Don't make me that fast ***
'cause I'll do it.
477
00:28:10,514 --> 00:28:12,920
Hey alright, listen. It's getting
a little intense in my room.
478
00:28:12,955 --> 00:28:15,049
- Can I switch now?
- Oh, sad face, 3-12.
479
00:28:15,089 --> 00:28:17,924
No switching, no treating. Let's
turn that mouth upside-down, okay?
480
00:28:18,302 --> 00:28:19,692
- Oh, here we go.
- Hey, hi.
481
00:28:19,727 --> 00:28:21,804
It's just like Hogwarts. Hi!
482
00:28:21,839 --> 00:28:23,634
Is this co-ed? This is a co-ed dorm.
483
00:28:23,669 --> 00:28:25,124
Do you guys want to meet my roommates?
484
00:28:25,160 --> 00:28:26,683
- Yeah.
- 'Cause they're real swell guys.
485
00:28:26,684 --> 00:28:27,787
- Here is Leo.
- We're the Witwicky.
486
00:28:27,822 --> 00:28:29,246
- I'm Leo.
- I'm Judy.
487
00:28:29,286 --> 00:28:31,147
Hey, you have a great son. You really do.
488
00:28:31,182 --> 00:28:32,639
Oh, well aren't you the sweetest thing?
489
00:28:32,678 --> 00:28:33,920
He's real sweet, Ma.
490
00:28:34,059 --> 00:28:35,092
What is that in your hand, by the way?
491
00:28:35,122 --> 00:28:37,828
Oh, I got this at the bake
sale for the environment
492
00:28:37,863 --> 00:28:39,251
that those boys were having.
493
00:28:39,271 --> 00:28:40,735
You know, you don't often see white boys
494
00:28:40,770 --> 00:28:42,130
with the dreadlocks.
495
00:28:42,165 --> 00:28:44,342
- Mom.
- Yeah, it's a 100 percent pure Hawaiian
496
00:28:44,372 --> 00:28:46,765
- green for the environment.
- Jud--Can you please drop it?
497
00:28:47,058 --> 00:28:49,181
Yeah, then they baked it with reefer in it.
498
00:28:49,217 --> 00:28:50,603
- No, it's canna-- Hey!
- Please give me.
499
00:28:50,638 --> 00:28:52,557
Hey! It's my cheap day.
I can eat whatever I want.
500
00:28:52,592 --> 00:28:54,650
Please God, I'm gonna freak out.
Please do something right now, Dad.
501
00:28:54,686 --> 00:28:55,554
- Please do something right now.
- Okay, okay.
502
00:28:55,555 --> 00:28:57,096
Out of my way, you wild hair!
503
00:28:57,097 --> 00:28:59,015
I can eat all the freaking brownies I want!
504
00:28:59,051 --> 00:28:59,751
Sorry, fellas.
505
00:28:59,972 --> 00:29:01,469
I'm sorry and you're welcome.
506
00:29:01,470 --> 00:29:02,473
Oh my God... the house is on fire...
507
00:29:04,681 --> 00:29:06,333
We call it the Hot Freshmen 55.
508
00:29:06,334 --> 00:29:09,355
Sharsky hacked campus house and
stacked the dorm with pretty beddies.
509
00:29:09,356 --> 00:29:10,859
Wow. Nice.
510
00:29:12,842 --> 00:29:14,155
Oh, my God. It's her.
511
00:29:14,343 --> 00:29:16,174
She's coming. She sees me, she sees me.
512
00:29:18,689 --> 00:29:20,099
She's high for me on one on my to-do list.*
513
00:29:20,134 --> 00:29:21,830
Do not bird-dog my credit, you hear me?*
514
00:29:22,272 --> 00:29:23,367
Pretty girls.
515
00:29:23,579 --> 00:29:26,402
Hey, you. My son lives in this dorm.
516
00:29:26,403 --> 00:29:28,514
You should go make friends with him,
517
00:29:28,550 --> 00:29:30,788
- he's bad.
- Bless she ain't my mama.
518
00:29:30,979 --> 00:29:33,043
And he recently had his cherry popped.
519
00:29:34,552 --> 00:29:35,905
He didn't know I was in the house.
520
00:29:35,946 --> 00:29:37,232
- I heard it all.
- Hey, hey, hey.
521
00:29:37,267 --> 00:29:38,124
There he is!
522
00:29:38,175 --> 00:29:40,063
Oh, you might get into my closet
and dress up like boy spice.
523
00:29:41,588 --> 00:29:44,577
Hey, and his car is a talking robot!
524
00:29:44,627 --> 00:29:47,725
No, like a... like a GPS, All-Star.
525
00:29:47,887 --> 00:29:48,687
- Okay.
- All-Star.
526
00:29:48,722 --> 00:29:50,735
Frisbee. Whoo!
527
00:29:50,736 --> 00:29:51,437
No, Dad.
528
00:29:51,457 --> 00:29:53,360
Dad, you're just gonna
let her run around school.
529
00:29:55,341 --> 00:29:56,999
- Are you alright?
- Whoa.
530
00:29:58,156 --> 00:29:58,907
Give me.
531
00:30:00,793 --> 00:30:01,653
Are you crazy?
532
00:30:03,724 --> 00:30:06,293
Judy, Judy. Just--Just
put it- Just put it down.
533
00:30:07,403 --> 00:30:08,791
You gotta control your mother.
534
00:30:08,825 --> 00:30:09,793
I wasn't doing this.
535
00:30:09,794 --> 00:30:12,677
Hey, Professor.
I'd do anything for an A.
536
00:30:12,678 --> 00:30:13,423
Alright, Grace...
537
00:30:13,424 --> 00:30:15,016
Looks like we got some
snacks in the car. Let's go.
538
00:30:15,274 --> 00:30:16,365
- Whoo!
- Did you get the booties?
539
00:30:16,400 --> 00:30:17,725
Yes, Dad, I got the booties!
540
00:30:17,765 --> 00:30:20,385
- Alright, alright. - Oh
my God, I'm upside-down!
541
00:30:52,059 --> 00:30:54,106
Black Light in X-Trait.
This is Black Light in Tango.
542
00:32:13,464 --> 00:32:15,200
Breach in B-14.
543
00:32:20,274 --> 00:32:21,821
Go, go, go, go, go!
544
00:32:30,057 --> 00:32:31,250
The Shard is gone.
545
00:32:42,466 --> 00:32:43,710
Take him down!
546
00:32:44,908 --> 00:32:46,557
- Open fire.
- Get down!
547
00:33:02,657 --> 00:33:04,534
The first frat party's
the game change of boys,
548
00:33:04,555 --> 00:33:07,039
we're hunting in the wild
now, so get your game faces on.
549
00:33:07,141 --> 00:33:09,270
I can't stay long, I have a
webcam date with my girlfriend.
550
00:33:09,306 --> 00:33:11,046
- That's so cool.
- No, it's not.
551
00:33:12,137 --> 00:33:16,229
[SONG: Burning Down The
House BAND: The Used]
552
00:33:17,058 --> 00:33:18,677
While he's making up with his MacBook,
553
00:33:18,707 --> 00:33:20,871
I'm gonna be dating my
spitzy, freaky freak on.
554
00:33:20,872 --> 00:33:22,723
- Let's roll.
- She's hot.
555
00:33:23,221 --> 00:33:24,767
We're, uh... We're hunting.
556
00:33:28,033 --> 00:33:30,085
- See you, darling.
- Bye, Dad.
557
00:33:30,902 --> 00:33:32,058
Okay.
558
00:33:37,254 --> 00:33:41,098
This is our first live chat
date. Never done it before.
559
00:33:41,783 --> 00:33:43,045
I'm kind of nervous.
560
00:34:10,194 --> 00:34:12,235
- Are you okay?
- No, uh...
561
00:34:13,021 --> 00:34:14,730
I was getting a napkin for my drink.
562
00:34:16,670 --> 00:34:18,962
Thanks. Cheers!
563
00:34:18,997 --> 00:34:20,961
- You're Sam, right?
- Yeah.
564
00:34:21,272 --> 00:34:22,629
I wanna dance.
565
00:34:23,666 --> 00:34:24,991
Like--like dancing?
566
00:34:25,727 --> 00:34:27,939
Like a pairing? Like a duo, like a coupling?
567
00:34:28,082 --> 00:34:31,412
'Cause I'm in a permanently, semi--
568
00:34:31,841 --> 00:34:34,499
- I'm in a relationship, kind of.
- Oh, relax.
569
00:34:34,500 --> 00:34:36,134
I just want to have some fun.
570
00:34:36,454 --> 00:34:38,566
Oh, just some fun? Oh yeah, okay.
571
00:34:38,601 --> 00:34:41,615
Let's play some checkers. You
can sit over there, and, uh...
572
00:34:43,483 --> 00:34:46,406
- Oh my God.
- So how about tonight,
573
00:34:46,441 --> 00:34:50,334
you pretend I'm your girlfriend and
I pretend that you're my boyfriend.
574
00:35:00,178 --> 00:35:03,749
Hey! Who broke the frickin' yellow Camaro?
575
00:35:04,071 --> 00:35:06,722
Huh? There's a car on the run.
576
00:35:06,931 --> 00:35:10,462
[SONG: Burn It To The
Ground BAND: Nickleback]
577
00:35:10,866 --> 00:35:11,707
What are you doing?
578
00:35:12,042 --> 00:35:13,494
Houston, we have a problem.
579
00:35:13,733 --> 00:35:14,934
- What is it?
- Freshman!
580
00:35:14,975 --> 00:35:16,503
- Yeah.
- Is that your car on our bushes?
581
00:35:16,538 --> 00:35:18,915
No, there's a friend of
mine who just went to a **
582
00:35:19,103 --> 00:35:20,379
who went to get you a tighter shirt.
583
00:35:20,638 --> 00:35:22,816
There isn't a tighter shirt. We checked.
584
00:35:23,421 --> 00:35:24,963
Now how about I park my foot in your ass?
585
00:35:24,998 --> 00:35:25,971
What size shoe do you wear?
586
00:35:26,006 --> 00:35:27,695
- Yeah, oh, you ain't--
- Hold on, hold-- Whoa!
587
00:35:27,731 --> 00:35:28,755
Are you--Are you trying?
588
00:35:28,790 --> 00:35:29,491
I'm gonna back it up right now.
589
00:35:29,491 --> 00:35:30,533
Get it out of here.
590
00:35:31,954 --> 00:35:33,244
You have a ride?
591
00:35:33,405 --> 00:35:34,449
Bro, why you holding onto us?
592
00:35:34,484 --> 00:35:35,712
I've only known you 17 hours.
593
00:35:35,744 --> 00:35:37,093
This is gonna really change our lives.
594
00:35:37,133 --> 00:35:38,023
You have no idea.
595
00:35:39,286 --> 00:35:41,217
I love Camaros.
596
00:35:41,890 --> 00:35:44,631
- I can't do this right now, okay?
- Don't be a wimp.
597
00:35:44,666 --> 00:35:45,525
Oh, God.
598
00:35:53,998 --> 00:35:57,321
- My first car was my
Dad's '92 Z-28. - Yeah?
599
00:35:58,036 --> 00:35:59,429
Fuel-injected.
600
00:35:59,890 --> 00:36:03,230
The roar of the engine.
It just...tickles me.
601
00:36:04,036 --> 00:36:08,343
We shouldn't, uh, stare...
I mean, share stories...
602
00:36:08,767 --> 00:36:09,849
to each other at all.
603
00:36:10,056 --> 00:36:12,623
Come on, Sam. Just one ride...
604
00:36:12,740 --> 00:36:15,312
[SONG: Your Cheatin' Heart
ARTIST: Frank Williams]
605
00:36:16,586 --> 00:36:18,852
[SONG: The Jaws Theme
COMPOSER: John Williams]
606
00:36:18,977 --> 00:36:20,155
Don't. Don't.
607
00:36:20,238 --> 00:36:22,943
[SONG: Super Freak ARTIST: Rick James]
608
00:36:23,179 --> 00:36:24,238
Is your radio broke?
609
00:36:25,124 --> 00:36:27,789
- No, my concentration
is-- - We're not cheating.
610
00:36:29,246 --> 00:36:30,226
Not yet.
611
00:36:34,107 --> 00:36:35,954
Something wrong here?
612
00:36:38,793 --> 00:36:42,411
Ow! Oh, God! You okay?
613
00:36:46,197 --> 00:36:47,073
I really don't know what to tell you,
614
00:36:47,108 --> 00:36:48,469
this car-- It just has a lot of problems.
615
00:36:48,504 --> 00:36:49,609
A lot of prob--
616
00:36:55,477 --> 00:36:58,083
Oh, God. Oh, it's in my mouth. Oh...
617
00:36:58,084 --> 00:36:59,207
Are you okay?
618
00:36:59,428 --> 00:37:01,639
I got wetnaps. I got wetnaps for your face.
619
00:37:01,923 --> 00:37:02,625
Hold on.
620
00:37:03,559 --> 00:37:05,023
I'm so sorry!
621
00:37:06,783 --> 00:37:07,674
What are you doing?
622
00:37:20,279 --> 00:37:21,949
You won't give me a day, huh?
623
00:37:23,296 --> 00:37:26,479
- You won't give me one day in college.
- I'm sorry, Sam.
624
00:37:26,650 --> 00:37:29,938
But the last fragment of
the All-Spark was stolen.
625
00:37:29,939 --> 00:37:31,530
Like what? Like Decepticon-stolen?
626
00:37:31,832 --> 00:37:35,534
We placed it under human protection
at your government's request.
627
00:37:35,999 --> 00:37:38,479
But I'm here for your help, Sam.
628
00:37:38,883 --> 00:37:42,622
Because your leaders believed we
brought vengeance upon your planet.
629
00:37:43,227 --> 00:37:44,893
Perhaps they are right.
630
00:37:45,405 --> 00:37:48,345
That is why they must be
reminded by another human
631
00:37:48,380 --> 00:37:50,160
of the trust we share.
632
00:37:50,529 --> 00:37:53,224
- This isn't my war.
- Not yet.
633
00:37:54,203 --> 00:37:56,401
But I fear it soon will be.
634
00:37:57,010 --> 00:38:00,409
Your world must not share
the same fate as Cybertron.
635
00:38:01,603 --> 00:38:04,044
Whole generations lost.
636
00:38:07,494 --> 00:38:10,728
I know and I-I wanna help you. I do.
637
00:38:10,859 --> 00:38:13,214
But I'm not some alien ambassador.
638
00:38:13,806 --> 00:38:15,918
You know, I'm a normal
kid with normal problems.
639
00:38:16,804 --> 00:38:18,395
I am where I'm supposed to be.
640
00:38:21,851 --> 00:38:22,858
I'm sorry, I--
641
00:38:25,058 --> 00:38:26,169
I really am.
642
00:38:26,170 --> 00:38:30,186
Sam, fate rarely calls upon
us at a moment of our choosing.
643
00:38:31,003 --> 00:38:33,767
You're Optimus Prime. You don't need me.
644
00:38:34,692 --> 00:38:37,978
We do... more than you know.
645
00:38:39,707 --> 00:38:42,680
North Atlantic, 07:13 AM
646
00:39:11,646 --> 00:39:12,570
USS Topeka SSN-754
647
00:39:12,605 --> 00:39:15,708
New contact, bearing
214 and possible hostile
648
00:39:15,743 --> 00:39:17,876
confirmed for Project Beat Six drop-point.
649
00:39:17,911 --> 00:39:19,723
- What you got?
- Sue, pull five contacts.
650
00:39:19,763 --> 00:39:21,659
5,000 feet. Diving fast.
651
00:39:26,055 --> 00:39:27,995
There's isn't anything that
dives that deep that fast.
652
00:39:28,248 --> 00:39:31,120
- Man battle stations.
- Sealer One, man battle stations.
653
00:39:31,839 --> 00:39:34,134
Helm, not pull rudder,
all ahead two-thirds.
654
00:39:35,117 --> 00:39:36,105
Dive, go deep.
655
00:39:58,831 --> 00:40:00,958
The NEST protecting
NBE-1 are screaming, sir.
656
00:40:00,993 --> 00:40:03,087
That is 9,300 fathoms down.
657
00:40:03,129 --> 00:40:05,600
- And no confirmed DSRVs on sight?
- None, sir.
658
00:40:05,635 --> 00:40:07,474
Then, people, we've got a problem.
659
00:40:19,794 --> 00:40:21,805
Kill such little one.
660
00:40:28,812 --> 00:40:31,013
Sea shard, make Energon.
661
00:40:43,815 --> 00:40:47,209
Prime sonar now holds six contacts
and they're coming up fast.
662
00:40:47,244 --> 00:40:48,434
Man collisional arm ***
663
00:40:50,912 --> 00:40:52,120
*** are 500 feet.
664
00:40:52,155 --> 00:40:52,883
Let's get out of here.
665
00:40:53,220 --> 00:40:53,931
Angel Six,
666
00:40:53,971 --> 00:40:55,637
we got six hostiles coming up.
667
00:41:03,489 --> 00:41:05,358
- Collision imminent.
Portside-- - 100 feet.
668
00:41:05,631 --> 00:41:06,825
Brace for impact.
669
00:41:33,516 --> 00:41:36,519
Starscream, I'm home.
670
00:41:36,520 --> 00:41:39,053
Behold, Megatron, I was so relieved
671
00:41:39,088 --> 00:41:41,375
to hear of your... resurrection.
672
00:41:41,534 --> 00:41:45,312
You left me to die, you pathetic insect!
673
00:41:45,735 --> 00:41:48,767
Only to help spawn our new army,
674
00:41:48,937 --> 00:41:52,876
the Fallen decrees it,
after all, in your absence,
675
00:41:53,071 --> 00:41:55,324
someone had to take command.
676
00:41:55,566 --> 00:41:56,268
You...
677
00:41:57,247 --> 00:41:58,854
are so disappointing.
678
00:42:00,567 --> 00:42:04,617
Even in death, there's
no command but mine.
679
00:42:10,475 --> 00:42:14,089
My master, I failed you on Earth.
680
00:42:14,121 --> 00:42:16,659
The All-Spark is destroyed,
681
00:42:16,694 --> 00:42:19,964
and without it, our race will perish.
682
00:42:20,587 --> 00:42:23,592
You have much to learn, my disciple.
683
00:42:23,627 --> 00:42:26,224
The Cube is merely a vessel.
684
00:42:26,254 --> 00:42:29,976
It's power, it's knowledge
can never be destroyed.
685
00:42:29,977 --> 00:42:33,013
It can only transform.
686
00:42:33,048 --> 00:42:36,371
- How is that possible?
- It has been absorbed
687
00:42:36,401 --> 00:42:38,308
by the human child.
688
00:42:38,309 --> 00:42:43,470
The key to saving our race
now lies within his mind.
689
00:42:43,510 --> 00:42:47,211
Well then, let me strip the
very flesh from his body.
690
00:42:47,246 --> 00:42:49,193
And you will, my apprentice,
691
00:42:49,351 --> 00:42:54,212
in time. For millennia, I
have dreamed of my return
692
00:42:54,247 --> 00:42:59,115
to that wretched planet,
where I too was once betrayed
693
00:42:59,145 --> 00:43:03,071
by the Primes I called my brothers.
694
00:43:03,664 --> 00:43:10,610
Only a Prime can defeat me,
and now only one remains.
695
00:43:10,612 --> 00:43:14,319
Optimus. He protects the boy.
696
00:43:14,354 --> 00:43:17,752
Then the boy will lead us to him
697
00:43:17,753 --> 00:43:21,944
and revenge will be ours.
698
00:43:21,945 --> 00:43:23,284
Yes.
699
00:43:24,160 --> 00:43:28,295
The boy will not escape us.
We have him in our sights.
700
00:43:29,652 --> 00:43:33,564
Without more Energon,
hatchlings will keep dying.
701
00:43:38,823 --> 00:43:43,667
Space, time, gravity.
702
00:43:47,245 --> 00:43:49,395
- Thank you.
- Finish that for me.
703
00:43:49,900 --> 00:43:51,938
We're going on a journey together,
704
00:43:51,978 --> 00:43:53,168
you and I, today.
705
00:43:53,203 --> 00:43:58,042
All you, eager nubile young minds
on the very cusp of adulthood.
706
00:43:59,057 --> 00:44:01,661
And I shall be your consort, your guide,
707
00:44:02,176 --> 00:44:06,113
your chaperone, into the heart of darkness.
708
00:44:08,719 --> 00:44:10,455
Welcome to Astronomy 101.
709
00:44:12,055 --> 00:44:15,879
For what do we know about the stars?
710
00:44:16,114 --> 00:44:19,953
Virgo... the virgin.
711
00:44:20,795 --> 00:44:22,724
Orion, the great hunter.
712
00:44:22,725 --> 00:44:24,912
These are no mere twinkling diamonds
713
00:44:24,972 --> 00:44:27,405
for lovely maidens to wish upon.
714
00:44:27,426 --> 00:44:31,758
No, they are diamond,
filled with a throbbing,
715
00:44:31,793 --> 00:44:34,578
savage and hemped-up energy.
716
00:44:34,613 --> 00:44:37,256
Behold the work of Albert Einstein,
717
00:44:37,369 --> 00:44:39,973
a professor once, like moi,
718
00:44:40,352 --> 00:44:42,354
- energy, in its mass
temp-- - What are you doing?
719
00:44:42,355 --> 00:44:43,358
Put your hand down, put your hand down.
720
00:44:43,359 --> 00:44:45,838
Young man, there are no questions
721
00:44:45,869 --> 00:44:47,931
until I've reached the climax of my lecture.
722
00:44:47,964 --> 00:44:49,274
I've just finished your book.
There's only one problem:
723
00:44:49,309 --> 00:44:50,309
Einstein's wrong.
724
00:44:52,020 --> 00:44:53,893
Energy doesn't go mass
times velocity light square
725
00:44:53,913 --> 00:44:55,201
in this dimension.
What about the other 17
726
00:44:55,236 --> 00:44:56,665
while we're impossible to give 17?
727
00:44:58,404 --> 00:44:59,217
A clear example:
728
00:45:16,431 --> 00:45:17,907
Come on, guys, I can't
be the only one in class--
729
00:45:18,631 --> 00:45:23,577
Young man, I will not be
punked in front of the dean.
730
00:45:25,056 --> 00:45:30,010
No, this is my universe
here. Do you understand?
731
00:45:30,045 --> 00:45:33,664
I am the Alpha and the Omega.
732
00:45:33,699 --> 00:45:35,038
- Get out of my class.
- Yes, sir.
733
00:45:39,162 --> 00:45:41,654
Any one else care to have
some sort of mental breakdown?
734
00:45:51,693 --> 00:45:54,193
Hi, Bones. Hi!
735
00:45:54,527 --> 00:45:57,086
Hi! Oh yes, that's a good boy.
736
00:45:57,515 --> 00:45:59,294
Oh, what a good boy, you are.
737
00:46:04,055 --> 00:46:05,231
Hey, Bones.
738
00:46:05,773 --> 00:46:07,085
You hungry?
739
00:46:14,545 --> 00:46:15,247
Here you go.
740
00:46:23,692 --> 00:46:25,657
- Yes, Samuel.
- Hello? Mikaela.
741
00:46:25,776 --> 00:46:28,524
I can't believe you're gonna stand
me up on our first web chat date.
742
00:46:28,559 --> 00:46:29,817
Something just happened to me, okay?
743
00:46:29,847 --> 00:46:31,822
- Wait, you finally hit puberty?
- No, no, no,
744
00:46:31,857 --> 00:46:32,843
Stop laughing. This is serious.
745
00:46:32,873 --> 00:46:33,754
Okay, remember I was telling you about
746
00:46:33,789 --> 00:46:35,776
my great-great-grandfather,
Archibald Witwicky?
747
00:46:35,777 --> 00:46:36,609
Do you remember?
748
00:46:36,644 --> 00:46:37,948
Watch where you're supposed to go!
749
00:46:37,949 --> 00:46:40,342
Okay, remember I was
telling you about, okay...
750
00:46:40,377 --> 00:46:42,238
Can you stop... Watch
the foot! Watch your foot!
751
00:46:42,273 --> 00:46:45,289
Mikaela, okay, my great-great-grandfather
went to this Arctic mission, right?
752
00:46:45,324 --> 00:46:47,139
And he saw Megatron, Megatron zapped him
753
00:46:47,169 --> 00:46:49,055
and he started seeing
these crazy symbols, okay.
754
00:46:49,090 --> 00:46:50,508
Well, now I'm seeing them too. Excuse me.
755
00:46:50,526 --> 00:46:53,147
I just read a 903-page
astronomy book at 32.6 seconds
756
00:46:53,182 --> 00:46:54,644
and had a meltdown in
the middle of my class.
757
00:46:54,679 --> 00:46:56,716
I am seeing symbols ever since I--
758
00:46:58,001 --> 00:47:00,904
- Since what?
- Ever since I touched the Cube sliver.
759
00:47:02,164 --> 00:47:03,003
Do you have it?
760
00:47:03,475 --> 00:47:05,684
No, how about it's in
the shop safe? It's fine.
761
00:47:05,719 --> 00:47:08,858
Mi--Mikaela, do not touch
it, okay? Don't touch it.
762
00:47:08,898 --> 00:47:09,906
I'm not gonna touch it,
763
00:47:10,034 --> 00:47:12,720
Sam, it's fine. It's locked
away, no one knows where it is.
764
00:47:12,945 --> 00:47:14,267
But I do.
765
00:47:16,072 --> 00:47:18,047
You're hot, but you're ain't too bright.
766
00:47:20,511 --> 00:47:21,784
There we go.
767
00:47:24,593 --> 00:47:26,977
Oh, big son of a bitch!
768
00:47:29,572 --> 00:47:31,684
What are you looking at, Slobberpuss?
769
00:47:32,806 --> 00:47:34,021
Ah, what the--
770
00:47:35,098 --> 00:47:36,730
This is a fricking House of Horrors.
771
00:47:43,033 --> 00:47:44,034
Hold on.
772
00:47:57,546 --> 00:47:59,395
Is that the best you got, huh?
773
00:47:59,430 --> 00:48:00,744
Is that the best you can do?
774
00:48:02,432 --> 00:48:04,095
What are you doing here, you little freak?
775
00:48:04,238 --> 00:48:07,070
Ow, that's my eye, you crazy bitch!
776
00:48:07,144 --> 00:48:08,564
You gotta talk now?
777
00:48:09,341 --> 00:48:12,781
I... I seek knowledge of the
Cube. The Fallen demands me.
778
00:48:12,816 --> 00:48:13,598
What knowledge?
779
00:48:13,633 --> 00:48:15,608
You got the shot, I need the shot,
give me the shot, I need the shot.
780
00:48:15,638 --> 00:48:16,488
Give me the shot,
they're gonna whack me,
781
00:48:16,523 --> 00:48:17,809
I'm gonna be dead without that shot.
782
00:48:18,277 --> 00:48:21,947
Easy Warrior Goddess, I'm just
a little salvage scrap drone.
783
00:48:21,982 --> 00:48:23,831
- Then I'm your worst nightmare.
- Ow, ow, ow, ow!
784
00:48:24,274 --> 00:48:25,024
Hey, hey!
785
00:48:25,304 --> 00:48:26,792
- What the hell was that?
- I'll tell you later,
786
00:48:26,842 --> 00:48:28,362
just not on open phone line, okay?
787
00:48:28,402 --> 00:48:30,436
I'm gonna get on a plane right now.
I'll be there later this afternoon.
788
00:48:30,471 --> 00:48:31,616
Just be careful, Sam.
789
00:48:39,889 --> 00:48:42,661
And have any stranger giving you
anything suspicious to carry on today?
790
00:48:42,696 --> 00:48:44,125
Yeah, a large box!
791
00:48:44,517 --> 00:48:45,866
- No.
- Good.
792
00:48:58,505 --> 00:49:01,140
Major, incoming SOS from Autobots.
793
00:49:01,176 --> 00:49:04,921
Multiple Decepticon contacts in motion.
Vicinity eastern United States, sir.
794
00:49:05,179 --> 00:49:07,862
- As in how many?
- Unclear, sir.
795
00:49:08,146 --> 00:49:09,749
Well, get clear.
796
00:49:14,399 --> 00:49:17,245
Autobots on the move.
Splitting into two teams, sir.
797
00:49:17,280 --> 00:49:19,924
They're altering their course and they're
heading to New York and Philadelphia.
798
00:49:19,959 --> 00:49:23,529
Full weapons deployment.
Wheels up in 20 minutes!
799
00:49:33,867 --> 00:49:36,534
Flight Chairman throughout
West Beverly Hills.*
800
00:49:37,341 --> 00:49:40,864
Alicia, mi amor (my love), can I interest
you in an 18 inch Zookeeper's Special?
801
00:49:40,945 --> 00:49:43,784
Extra large double cheese with
every known animal as a topping.
802
00:49:43,785 --> 00:49:45,816
Basically it's 18 inches of meat.
803
00:49:45,869 --> 00:49:47,965
Oh, so you're a vegetarian.
Alright, it's cool. I am too.
804
00:49:48,670 --> 00:49:49,600
Is Sam home?
805
00:49:49,635 --> 00:49:52,890
Sam... I think he died
but... why don't we check?
806
00:49:53,495 --> 00:49:54,841
- Here we are.
- Hey.
807
00:49:55,455 --> 00:49:56,547
Have you ever had a
song stuck in your ears?
808
00:49:56,547 --> 00:49:57,953
It's like the worst song
ever, but you can't help
809
00:49:57,989 --> 00:49:59,564
whistle it or sing it.
It's like, repeats itself,
810
00:49:59,599 --> 00:50:01,761
repeats itself, repeats itself,
repeats itself, repeats itself,
811
00:50:01,762 --> 00:50:03,790
repeats itself... Kitten
calendar, kitten calendar,
812
00:50:03,822 --> 00:50:04,849
- kitten calendar, kitten calendar,
- Dude,
813
00:50:04,884 --> 00:50:06,078
- kitten calendar, kitten calendar,
- What the F?
814
00:50:06,113 --> 00:50:08,209
I know you're freaking out.
Don't freak out, don't freak out.
815
00:50:08,260 --> 00:50:11,127
Easy fix. Puzzle, code, in my
head. Now it's on the walls.
816
00:50:11,162 --> 00:50:11,901
Everything is good.
817
00:50:11,936 --> 00:50:12,826
This is the part that--
818
00:50:17,701 --> 00:50:18,768
Okay, what were you saying?
819
00:50:19,004 --> 00:50:22,202
Alice, I'm horrified you
had to see this. Let's go.
820
00:50:22,473 --> 00:50:23,767
- Get out.
- What?
821
00:50:23,899 --> 00:50:25,900
Wait, wait, wait.
C-Can I just sit and watch?
822
00:50:25,935 --> 00:50:27,466
I-I'll eat my pizza quietly.
823
00:50:28,131 --> 00:50:31,029
Sam, I knew there were
something special about you.
824
00:50:31,064 --> 00:50:31,765
Really?
825
00:50:33,673 --> 00:50:35,719
And I know you know what happens
826
00:50:35,984 --> 00:50:38,034
when two people in the room get together...
827
00:50:39,122 --> 00:50:42,819
they're genuinely amazing... in bed.
828
00:50:44,189 --> 00:50:45,562
- Thank you.
- No problem.
829
00:50:46,777 --> 00:50:49,412
Alright, listen, hold on.
Boundaries. Flight on the plane.
830
00:50:49,441 --> 00:50:50,754
Okay, I'm very ticklish.
831
00:50:50,789 --> 00:50:53,384
- You have the need, Sam. Relax!
- Why?
832
00:50:53,419 --> 00:50:54,746
Oh, jeez!
833
00:50:56,005 --> 00:50:58,947
Uh, what about this economy?
It's crazy, isn't it?
834
00:51:01,927 --> 00:51:05,176
- You are very aggressive.
- Just relax.
835
00:51:05,211 --> 00:51:06,623
You want some jerky meatloaf?
836
00:51:12,478 --> 00:51:13,380
Sam?
837
00:51:14,569 --> 00:51:14,569
S u B Z ~ V e R d i K T
[Kept to prevent duplicate files]
838
00:51:16,138 --> 00:51:17,133
Mikaela.
839
00:51:17,278 --> 00:51:18,640
Is that your girlfriend?
840
00:51:19,931 --> 00:51:20,926
Ex.
841
00:51:21,887 --> 00:51:26,857
Mikaela, wait... I can explain every--
842
00:51:46,315 --> 00:51:47,935
Sam, your bed-buddy, Alice.
843
00:52:07,984 --> 00:52:08,507
What--
844
00:52:08,508 --> 00:52:09,575
- It's coming!
- This is an alien robot.
845
00:52:09,610 --> 00:52:11,192
- You gotta move. Just run.
- They're real?
846
00:52:18,074 --> 00:52:20,658
Oh my God, I can't believe I
once had sex with her in my dream.
847
00:52:20,693 --> 00:52:22,303
I can tell that you really
missed me a lot, Sam.
848
00:52:22,333 --> 00:52:23,388
Look, it's not my fault, okay?
849
00:52:24,191 --> 00:52:25,557
Listen, listen. I'm a victim.
850
00:52:25,577 --> 00:52:26,901
Oh, you were a victim? Of what?
851
00:52:26,936 --> 00:52:29,017
- Of what? A little 80-pound girl--
- Of--Of...
852
00:52:29,127 --> 00:52:30,786
It's like getting humped in
the neck by a mountain ox.
853
00:52:30,801 --> 00:52:32,182
You didn't have to put
your tongue in her mouth.
854
00:52:32,217 --> 00:52:33,187
- I didn't.
- You did.
855
00:52:33,207 --> 00:52:35,640
Look, you ever had your stomach tounged
by a mountain ox with a 5-foot tong?
856
00:52:35,675 --> 00:52:37,316
It's not fun for me, okay, Mikaela.
857
00:52:37,351 --> 00:52:40,998
And it smelled like--like diesel.
Like a diesel. We didn't do it.
858
00:52:41,033 --> 00:52:42,488
You're such a little girl.
859
00:52:42,523 --> 00:52:44,572
You have ten seconds of silence, right now.
860
00:52:44,607 --> 00:52:45,846
I'm not talking to you for ten seconds.
861
00:52:45,876 --> 00:52:47,642
No, you can't give me the
silence. You know what?
862
00:52:47,855 --> 00:52:50,276
I'm not talking to you for ten
seconds. You have three seconds left.
863
00:52:50,312 --> 00:52:51,669
You know, what? You can
give me the silence you want,
864
00:52:51,704 --> 00:52:53,405
all you want but you can't
give me the talking...
865
00:52:53,748 --> 00:52:54,555
W-What were you gonna say?
866
00:52:54,590 --> 00:52:56,055
I hope you had a lot of fun because this--
867
00:52:56,090 --> 00:52:57,291
This is over!
868
00:52:57,334 --> 00:52:58,572
Did she manage to get into
869
00:52:58,602 --> 00:53:01,181
your mouth with that thing,
bro? She did it, she went in it?
870
00:53:01,182 --> 00:53:02,184
There are some embryo aliens
871
00:53:02,886 --> 00:53:05,223
...gestating inside of you.
You're going right now, bro.
872
00:53:05,273 --> 00:53:07,097
You need to vomit right now.
Yak it, yak it.
873
00:53:07,198 --> 00:53:09,188
- Right now!
- Who are you?
874
00:53:09,403 --> 00:53:11,524
I am the only one ** speaks today, okay?
875
00:53:11,559 --> 00:53:12,378
I'm the key to this.
876
00:53:12,560 --> 00:53:14,136
The aliens, they want
me because of my site.
877
00:53:14,518 --> 00:53:15,220
Whoa!
878
00:53:25,549 --> 00:53:26,306
Run!
879
00:53:30,529 --> 00:53:31,877
Mikaela!
880
00:53:49,576 --> 00:53:50,853
Watch out. We get in.
881
00:53:51,823 --> 00:53:52,981
It's a bomb!
882
00:54:02,993 --> 00:54:04,158
We gotta get that box.
883
00:54:07,906 --> 00:54:08,688
This way.
884
00:54:08,903 --> 00:54:10,883
Hey, let me out, let me out!
885
00:54:11,979 --> 00:54:13,822
Oh my God, you know to hot-wire a car?
886
00:54:14,095 --> 00:54:15,605
- That's so hot.
- Drive, drive, drive.
887
00:54:15,640 --> 00:54:16,846
She went there, she went there!
888
00:54:20,505 --> 00:54:21,432
W-wait!
889
00:54:21,524 --> 00:54:22,612
They can....
890
00:54:26,380 --> 00:54:27,976
Cut, cut, cut.
891
00:54:34,821 --> 00:54:35,942
Oh God!
892
00:54:41,827 --> 00:54:43,223
Kiss this, bitch.
893
00:54:48,932 --> 00:54:50,051
Drive, drive, drive,
drive, drive, drive.
894
00:54:53,580 --> 00:54:55,017
Okay, so what else's
going right now, alright,
895
00:54:55,017 --> 00:54:56,547
did you guys just mess
with the minor details?
896
00:54:59,040 --> 00:55:01,186
The thing you saw back there
- that was a little babe.
897
00:55:06,717 --> 00:55:09,110
Whoa! Oh my God! Oh my God!
898
00:55:12,999 --> 00:55:14,246
Sam!
899
00:55:18,821 --> 00:55:19,948
- Sam!
- Hold on!
900
00:55:20,432 --> 00:55:21,157
Hold on.
901
00:55:23,631 --> 00:55:24,640
Sam!
902
00:55:27,279 --> 00:55:30,084
I don't want to die! We're
going to die! Oh my God!
903
00:55:55,430 --> 00:55:57,067
Oh, Jesus! Oh, jeez!
904
00:56:05,694 --> 00:56:07,434
Come here, boy.
905
00:56:08,699 --> 00:56:10,049
Closer.
906
00:56:11,505 --> 00:56:12,006
Okay.
907
00:56:12,007 --> 00:56:15,613
- You remember me, don't you?
- I did what you said, okay?
908
00:56:16,774 --> 00:56:18,319
- Just don't hurt us.
- Shut up!
909
00:56:19,230 --> 00:56:20,127
Sam!
910
00:56:30,863 --> 00:56:34,050
It feels good to grab your flesh.
911
00:56:35,482 --> 00:56:40,291
I am going to kill you, slowly, painfully.
912
00:56:40,326 --> 00:56:44,896
But first, we have some delicate work to do.
913
00:56:48,559 --> 00:56:50,722
I could snap your limbs off.
914
00:56:51,084 --> 00:56:54,891
Doctor, examine this alien specimen.
915
00:56:57,376 --> 00:56:58,995
Sick of your face now.
916
00:57:20,172 --> 00:57:21,985
Go that way.
917
00:57:30,009 --> 00:57:31,433
A wormy that's crabby--
918
00:57:44,217 --> 00:57:46,756
- Oh, there they are.
- That's what I'm seeing in my head.
919
00:57:46,791 --> 00:57:49,750
These symbols can lead
us to the Energon source.
920
00:57:50,769 --> 00:57:53,295
We must tear the brain!
921
00:57:55,689 --> 00:57:58,627
Brain? What does he mean by my brain?
922
00:57:58,662 --> 00:58:00,751
Well, you have something on your mind.
923
00:58:00,786 --> 00:58:03,132
- Something I need.
- Hold on. I know you're pissed.
924
00:58:03,152 --> 00:58:03,854
I know you're pissed.
925
00:58:03,861 --> 00:58:05,761
Because I tried to kill you and
it's completely understandable.
926
00:58:05,795 --> 00:58:07,340
Somebody tried to kill me, I'd be upset too.
927
00:58:07,375 --> 00:58:09,871
I think that we have an opportunity here
928
00:58:09,906 --> 00:58:12,924
to start a new and--and
develop our relationship,
929
00:58:13,215 --> 00:58:15,510
and--and, see where it leads us, okay?
930
00:58:15,545 --> 00:58:16,753
So you just call doctor off,
931
00:58:16,788 --> 00:58:18,433
I'll let you talk in five seconds.
932
00:58:18,755 --> 00:58:19,456
W-Wait...
933
00:58:26,109 --> 00:58:26,955
Go, go.
934
00:58:31,168 --> 00:58:32,110
Go, go, go.
935
00:58:59,089 --> 00:59:00,084
Sam!
936
00:59:16,587 --> 00:59:17,458
Go, go, go, go!
937
00:59:18,491 --> 00:59:19,535
Here he comes!
938
00:59:26,888 --> 00:59:29,967
Hide, Sam! Hide.
939
00:59:38,692 --> 00:59:39,874
Weak.
940
00:59:42,261 --> 00:59:43,226
Puny.
941
00:59:43,788 --> 00:59:44,712
Voiced-up.
942
00:59:49,081 --> 00:59:51,711
Junkyard drone.
943
00:59:52,699 --> 00:59:54,469
Decepticons!
944
01:00:03,862 --> 01:00:05,864
Come here, boy.
945
01:00:35,823 --> 01:00:39,255
There is another source of
Energon hidden on this planet.
946
01:00:39,290 --> 01:00:41,368
The boy can lead us to it.
947
01:00:45,927 --> 01:00:47,306
Optimus!
948
01:01:00,598 --> 01:01:06,109
Is the future of our race
not worth a single human life?
949
01:01:06,110 --> 01:01:07,265
Op, get up!
950
01:01:07,266 --> 01:01:09,721
You'll never stop at one.
951
01:01:11,033 --> 01:01:12,964
I'll take you all alive.
952
01:01:54,717 --> 01:01:56,538
Sam, where are you?
953
01:02:00,765 --> 01:02:03,752
You are so weak.
954
01:02:27,871 --> 01:02:32,366
At last, Prime is dead.
955
01:02:40,583 --> 01:02:42,885
Sam, run.
956
01:02:55,435 --> 01:02:57,081
Autobots, attack!
957
01:03:01,910 --> 01:03:03,449
Bumblebee, get them out of here.
958
01:03:17,394 --> 01:03:18,436
This is Lennox.
959
01:03:31,328 --> 01:03:32,724
That went well.
960
01:03:33,446 --> 01:03:35,124
Lost the boy, Master.
961
01:03:35,164 --> 01:03:37,582
The Autobots must be
shielding the signals.
962
01:03:38,057 --> 01:03:40,364
- I can't even rely on you.
- Sorry. No.
963
01:03:40,394 --> 01:03:42,564
What a simple insect!
964
01:03:43,824 --> 01:03:46,761
- What insect amongst
severed billion-- - Shut up.
965
01:03:48,391 --> 01:03:50,037
It could be anywhere.
966
01:03:50,729 --> 01:03:54,225
Then we will force them to find him for us.
967
01:03:54,539 --> 01:03:57,504
It's time for the world
to know of our presence.
968
01:03:57,799 --> 01:04:01,031
No more disguises, no mercy!
969
01:04:01,332 --> 01:04:04,953
Time has come for my master's arrival.
970
01:04:08,823 --> 01:04:12,313
Decepticons, mobilise.
971
01:04:12,314 --> 01:04:14,320
It is time.
972
01:04:28,892 --> 01:04:31,431
Oh, that single's good!
973
01:04:31,633 --> 01:04:33,946
Speaking French is so exciting.
974
01:04:33,947 --> 01:04:35,802
Oh God, who is this?
975
01:04:37,757 --> 01:04:40,763
Hello-- I mean, uh,
bon--bonswa (good afternoon)!
976
01:04:41,930 --> 01:04:43,912
What? Who is this?
977
01:04:45,282 --> 01:04:46,782
Oh, for Pete's sakes.
978
01:04:46,977 --> 01:04:49,848
I'm not impressed with your
perverted mouth breathing.
979
01:04:51,286 --> 01:04:53,148
New York City
980
01:05:30,122 --> 01:05:31,239
Oh, jeez.
981
01:05:31,429 --> 01:05:34,034
You are invading my space.
I'm gonna have to drop you.
982
01:05:34,069 --> 01:05:35,208
Would you get out of here?
983
01:05:35,442 --> 01:05:37,211
Might freak me out.
984
01:05:37,915 --> 01:05:39,139
We're gonna try new things.
985
01:05:39,189 --> 01:05:40,762
Looks like Candian goosepoop.
986
01:05:43,203 --> 01:05:44,316
It's nasty.
987
01:05:44,799 --> 01:05:47,786
US Fleet 2, North Atlantic
988
01:05:49,675 --> 01:05:51,062
That's fine, 1-2-5.
989
01:06:56,682 --> 01:07:00,218
Revenge is mine.
990
01:07:19,432 --> 01:07:21,212
Pentagon, Washington D.C.
991
01:07:25,161 --> 01:07:28,729
...port accident for a
terrorist attack, or worse.
992
01:07:28,764 --> 01:07:30,854
Negative. NORAD confirmed
993
01:07:30,904 --> 01:07:33,367
the projectile came from
beyond our atmosphere,
994
01:07:33,368 --> 01:07:35,592
inbound at 30,000 knot.
995
01:07:49,497 --> 01:07:52,765
Citizens of the human hive,
996
01:07:53,096 --> 01:07:56,730
your leaders have withheld the truth.
997
01:07:56,819 --> 01:08:00,781
You are not alone in this universe.
998
01:08:00,816 --> 01:08:03,990
We have lived among you, hidden...
999
01:08:05,500 --> 01:08:07,325
but no more.
1000
01:08:07,688 --> 01:08:09,588
As you've seen,
1001
01:08:09,858 --> 01:08:12,728
we can destroy your cities at will.
1002
01:08:14,709 --> 01:08:18,195
Unless you turn over this boy.
1003
01:08:22,771 --> 01:08:24,920
If you resist us,
1004
01:08:25,181 --> 01:08:29,600
we will destroy
the world as you know it.
1005
01:08:29,900 --> 01:08:31,713
What we're hearing from the
German government is that
1006
01:08:31,763 --> 01:08:34,176
the world broadcast
is a satellite hacking.
1007
01:08:34,277 --> 01:08:35,986
NEST TEAM - NEW JERSEY
The military has just told us
1008
01:08:36,036 --> 01:08:38,129
NEST TEAM - NEW JERSEY
they have assumed Condition Delta,
1009
01:08:38,159 --> 01:08:40,932
which is the highest level
we've been at since 9/11.
1010
01:08:40,967 --> 01:08:42,991
President Obama is
being flown to a bunker
1011
01:08:42,992 --> 01:08:44,687
somewhere in the middle
of the United States.
1012
01:08:44,723 --> 01:08:47,503
in the phase of the worst
simultaneous attacks ever
1013
01:08:47,538 --> 01:08:48,743
around the globe.
1014
01:08:48,984 --> 01:08:52,801
The aircraft carrier USS Roosevelt
goes down off the East Coast.
1015
01:08:52,836 --> 01:08:54,392
All hands lost.
1016
01:08:54,493 --> 01:08:58,020
Worldwide casualties are in
the neighbourhood of 7,000,
1017
01:08:58,051 --> 01:08:59,649
but that number could implode.
1018
01:08:59,669 --> 01:09:00,904
It's still too early to tell.
1019
01:09:00,934 --> 01:09:03,161
What we need to ask now, is who and why.
1020
01:09:03,162 --> 01:09:06,152
The FBI is still trying to
locate the boy, Sam Witwicky.
1021
01:09:06,188 --> 01:09:08,989
Critically, they have
information about our case.
1022
01:09:09,229 --> 01:09:11,441
The FBI, CIA and Interpol
1023
01:09:11,476 --> 01:09:14,104
are all seeking the cooperation
of worldwide law enforcement.
1024
01:09:14,235 --> 01:09:15,424
Hey bro, you need to listen to this, man.
1025
01:09:15,553 --> 01:09:16,607
You gotta check this out.
1026
01:09:16,657 --> 01:09:18,674
Once they have a traffic camera
spotting of Sam Witwicky.
1027
01:09:18,723 --> 01:09:19,638
They have a picture of me, man.
1028
01:09:19,774 --> 01:09:23,443
We're dead, bro. FBI, CIA,
we're wanted fugitives now.
1029
01:09:23,497 --> 01:09:25,182
I just need you to focus
just one minute, man.
1030
01:09:25,217 --> 01:09:26,980
This thing is blowing to a
whole another level, alright.
1031
01:09:27,015 --> 01:09:28,465
- You know one thing--
- Remove this thing.
1032
01:09:28,466 --> 01:09:29,551
They can track us. Do you see this?
1033
01:09:29,586 --> 01:09:30,593
What?
1034
01:09:32,724 --> 01:09:33,887
They can track us?
1035
01:09:34,100 --> 01:09:35,639
Like satellite-track us?
1036
01:09:35,833 --> 01:09:37,852
Whoa, whoa, whoa, okay,
I'm not even with you guys.
1037
01:09:37,884 --> 01:09:40,456
Technically, I'm like a hostage.
This is kidnapping. Enough--
1038
01:09:40,486 --> 01:09:41,749
Yo, Leo!
1039
01:09:41,928 --> 01:09:44,181
This thing's gonna give
me a heart attack, I swear.
1040
01:09:44,216 --> 01:09:46,212
- That's 'cause you is a wuss.
- You did force me into the car, right?
1041
01:09:46,247 --> 01:09:47,580
- So...
- Oh, I think we scare you.
1042
01:09:47,615 --> 01:09:48,551
Hey, Mudflap.
1043
01:09:48,760 --> 01:09:50,170
What are we going to do
with this shrimp taco?
1044
01:09:50,210 --> 01:09:51,785
Just pop a cap in his
ass, throw him in the trunk
1045
01:09:51,815 --> 01:09:53,111
and nobody gonna know
nothing, y'know I mean?
1046
01:09:53,146 --> 01:09:55,122
- Wait, not in my trunk--
- Yo, bumper cars,
1047
01:09:55,123 --> 01:09:56,794
Check it out. I'm hearing you, okay?
1048
01:09:56,825 --> 01:09:58,594
I'm right here and I can hear you.
1049
01:09:58,624 --> 01:10:01,199
No one's popping any
caps in any asses, okay?
1050
01:10:01,218 --> 01:10:02,662
I've had a hell of a day.
1051
01:10:03,727 --> 01:10:06,082
Why don't you get a
haircut with your bitch ass?
1052
01:10:06,083 --> 01:10:07,210
Go whine to your boyfriend.
1053
01:10:07,215 --> 01:10:08,915
Listen Sam, I know
what I'm gonna do, man.
1054
01:10:08,950 --> 01:10:10,038
Look, I'm just going to
go to the authorities
1055
01:10:10,080 --> 01:10:11,577
and tell them the truth. Like
I had nothing to do with this,
1056
01:10:11,596 --> 01:10:12,428
- I'm an accomplice.
- Hey, hey!
1057
01:10:12,463 --> 01:10:14,072
You wanted this, right?
You wanted the real deal?
1058
01:10:14,113 --> 01:10:16,208
'Cause that's what this is. Wake
up! You're in the middle of it.
1059
01:10:16,243 --> 01:10:18,208
You wanna run, go ahead,
no one's stopping you.
1060
01:10:19,515 --> 01:10:20,720
Stop complaining.
1061
01:10:57,398 --> 01:10:58,809
What is the meaning of this?
1062
01:10:59,245 --> 01:11:01,234
You dare point your gun at me?
1063
01:11:01,235 --> 01:11:05,067
You want a piece of me?
I will tear you apart!
1064
01:11:06,897 --> 01:11:09,230
Drop your weapons! Drop your weapons!
1065
01:11:09,265 --> 01:11:10,971
- Tell them to lower the weapons.
- Tell them first.
1066
01:11:11,002 --> 01:11:13,110
- Tell them to lower the weapons!
- Major, there's nothing I can do.
1067
01:11:13,149 --> 01:11:13,926
Talk to him.
1068
01:11:14,228 --> 01:11:16,079
Your NEST team is deactivated, Major.
1069
01:11:16,622 --> 01:11:19,221
You are to cease
anti-Decepticon operations,
1070
01:11:19,251 --> 01:11:21,624
and return to Diego Garcia,
pending further orders.
1071
01:11:21,654 --> 01:11:23,877
No. We're taking our orders
directly from Chairman Morshower.
1072
01:11:23,918 --> 01:11:26,094
Well, I'll see your chairman
and the Joint Chiefs of Staff
1073
01:11:26,124 --> 01:11:28,452
but I will raise you a
President of the United States.
1074
01:11:28,492 --> 01:11:30,124
I have operational command now.
1075
01:11:30,159 --> 01:11:32,492
An alien blood feud has
been brought to our shores
1076
01:11:32,527 --> 01:11:34,213
for which our soldiers are paying the price.
1077
01:11:34,666 --> 01:11:37,685
The secret is out. This is our war now.
1078
01:11:37,882 --> 01:11:39,562
And we will win it as we always have,
1079
01:11:39,743 --> 01:11:41,836
with a coordinated military strategy.
1080
01:11:41,871 --> 01:11:44,514
This fool is terribly misinformed.
1081
01:11:44,706 --> 01:11:46,272
You're gonna get every
assets that you've got.
1082
01:11:46,307 --> 01:11:48,011
What we need is to draw our battle plans.
1083
01:11:48,194 --> 01:11:50,388
What we explore every
possible, diplomatic solution.
1084
01:11:50,389 --> 01:11:51,803
Like what, handing over the kid?
1085
01:11:53,190 --> 01:11:54,882
All options are being considered.
1086
01:11:55,665 --> 01:11:57,641
Whatever the Decepticons are after,
1087
01:11:58,013 --> 01:11:59,463
this is just the start.
1088
01:11:59,585 --> 01:12:01,205
Wait, there is no negotiating with them.
1089
01:12:01,226 --> 01:12:02,879
I'm ordering you to stand down.
1090
01:12:02,880 --> 01:12:04,308
You won't be needing this any more.
1091
01:12:04,692 --> 01:12:06,717
Get your assets back to base.
1092
01:12:07,230 --> 01:12:09,834
Take that pile of scrap
metal back to Diego Garcia.
1093
01:12:11,698 --> 01:12:12,649
Let's go.
1094
01:12:13,776 --> 01:12:15,456
I really don't like that dude.
1095
01:12:16,050 --> 01:12:17,913
He's an asshole.
1096
01:12:18,175 --> 01:12:20,592
Autobots, report to
hangar for transport.
1097
01:12:20,795 --> 01:12:23,423
Ironhide, we should leave this planet.
1098
01:12:23,564 --> 01:12:25,979
That's not what Optimus would want.
1099
01:12:45,188 --> 01:12:46,908
There's nothing that you could have done.
1100
01:12:51,743 --> 01:12:53,808
- You okay?
- Yeah.
1101
01:12:56,986 --> 01:12:59,794
Bee, if you hate me, I understand.
1102
01:13:07,647 --> 01:13:08,818
I messed up.
1103
01:13:10,187 --> 01:13:11,226
I'm sorry.
1104
01:13:12,836 --> 01:13:16,979
Young fella, you are... the person
I care about most in my life.
1105
01:13:17,014 --> 01:13:19,817
If there's anything you
need, I won't be far away.
1106
01:13:22,084 --> 01:13:23,470
He's dead because of me.
1107
01:13:24,238 --> 01:13:25,959
He came in to protect
me and now he's dead.
1108
01:13:26,301 --> 01:13:28,984
There's some things you just can't change.
1109
01:13:29,019 --> 01:13:30,494
So this sacrifice was...
1110
01:13:30,750 --> 01:13:33,228
will not have been in vain, hallelujah!
1111
01:13:34,697 --> 01:13:36,523
We would make it right if I turn myself in.
1112
01:13:36,766 --> 01:13:38,745
But we, we've got to stick together.
1113
01:13:43,422 --> 01:13:45,140
You're not gonna do that.
1114
01:13:46,669 --> 01:13:47,405
Yes, I am.
1115
01:13:51,535 --> 01:13:54,221
Everything we worked for will be wiped out.
1116
01:13:54,222 --> 01:13:55,454
In one day.
1117
01:13:58,157 --> 01:13:59,595
- You two.
- Huh?
1118
01:14:00,149 --> 01:14:01,325
Hey, you know the glyphs?
1119
01:14:02,079 --> 01:14:03,876
The symbols that have been
rattling around in my head.
1120
01:14:04,414 --> 01:14:06,467
That's old school, yo.
1121
01:14:06,468 --> 01:14:08,642
That's like-- That's Cybertronian.
1122
01:14:08,681 --> 01:14:10,247
Oh, that's some serious stuff in there.
1123
01:14:10,248 --> 01:14:11,905
They gotta mean something,
like a message...
1124
01:14:11,940 --> 01:14:13,292
or, like a-- like a map!
1125
01:14:13,327 --> 01:14:14,869
Like a map to an Energon source.
1126
01:14:14,882 --> 01:14:15,634
Can you read this?
1127
01:14:16,173 --> 01:14:17,470
- Read? Nah.
- You see that?
1128
01:14:18,381 --> 01:14:20,053
No, we--we don't really do much reading.
1129
01:14:20,093 --> 01:14:20,636
Not so much.
1130
01:14:20,637 --> 01:14:22,265
Well if you can't read it, we
gotta find somebody who can.
1131
01:14:22,315 --> 01:14:24,370
Oh, look, who came sashaying back.
1132
01:14:24,405 --> 01:14:26,060
Hair grown like a chip, there, look it.**
1133
01:14:26,095 --> 01:14:28,233
I had a bit of a mild panic
attack earlier, alright?
1134
01:14:28,263 --> 01:14:29,192
That's 'cause you're a pussy.
1135
01:14:29,552 --> 01:14:31,241
I think I'm allowed that
considering what I've been through
1136
01:14:31,271 --> 01:14:32,799
and... I heard you have a problem.
1137
01:14:32,818 --> 01:14:34,451
I think I know someone who can help.
1138
01:14:34,705 --> 01:14:37,038
- Who?
- Robo-Warrior.
1139
01:14:37,911 --> 01:14:40,672
[SONG: New Divide BAND: Linkin Park]
1140
01:14:40,814 --> 01:14:42,079
This guy, Robo-Warrior...
1141
01:14:42,119 --> 01:14:44,669
Everything about anything
alien, he's supposed to know.
1142
01:14:44,704 --> 01:14:46,071
One time we hacked his site
1143
01:14:46,100 --> 01:14:50,744
and maybe, I saw some of your,
uh... alien drawings or whatever.
1144
01:15:03,044 --> 01:15:03,807
This is it.
1145
01:15:04,419 --> 01:15:06,154
Yep, deli. Good front.
1146
01:15:06,609 --> 01:15:09,021
Alright, wait here. I'll give
you the go/no go, alright?
1147
01:15:09,868 --> 01:15:12,559
Number 42, we got your
***combo right here.
1148
01:15:15,755 --> 01:15:17,447
Cash only. Who's next?
1149
01:15:17,948 --> 01:15:20,434
I told you...in the frying and then smoke it.
1150
01:15:20,475 --> 01:15:22,092
Ma, you want me to cut
my head off here or what?
1151
01:15:22,122 --> 01:15:25,147
- You order a terrible piece of fishing.
- I'm like a ninja, with a blade.
1152
01:15:25,167 --> 01:15:26,229
Get out of here!
1153
01:15:26,264 --> 01:15:28,685
Hey, Sam! Watch your reach, huh?
1154
01:15:28,705 --> 01:15:30,173
Take a number, young man.
1155
01:15:30,769 --> 01:15:31,935
Robo-Warrior.
1156
01:15:33,931 --> 01:15:34,643
Know him?
1157
01:15:34,965 --> 01:15:36,108
I never heard of him.
1158
01:15:36,109 --> 01:15:38,419
You never heard of
TheRealEffingDeal.com?
1159
01:15:38,420 --> 01:15:41,261
You must be talking about
that amateur blog operation
1160
01:15:41,296 --> 01:15:43,471
with GameBoy level security.
1161
01:15:43,472 --> 01:15:44,674
Robo-Warrior.
1162
01:15:45,457 --> 01:15:47,500
It's him. It's him!
That's the guy right there.
1163
01:15:47,535 --> 01:15:48,465
That's him.
1164
01:15:49,530 --> 01:15:50,482
No.
1165
01:15:51,487 --> 01:15:52,522
You gotta be kidding me.
1166
01:15:52,523 --> 01:15:55,024
Alright, meat store's closed. Everybody out!
1167
01:15:55,025 --> 01:15:56,158
Out, right now!
1168
01:15:57,913 --> 01:15:59,333
Wait a minute, you know this guy?
1169
01:15:59,334 --> 01:16:00,817
- We're old friends.
- Whoa, friend,
1170
01:16:00,852 --> 01:16:03,533
you are the case that shut down Sector 7.
1171
01:16:03,534 --> 01:16:05,073
Got the time-bash*** disbanded,
1172
01:16:05,108 --> 01:16:08,424
no more security clearance,
no retirement, no nothing.
1173
01:16:08,459 --> 01:16:11,516
All 'cause of you, and your
little criminal girlfriend.
1174
01:16:11,545 --> 01:16:13,085
Look at her now, so mature.
1175
01:16:13,086 --> 01:16:15,898
Moron, where's the white fresh?
1176
01:16:15,898 --> 01:16:17,837
Don't touch me with the thing.
1177
01:16:17,897 --> 01:16:19,218
- Yakov!
- What?
1178
01:16:19,399 --> 01:16:21,480
You don't get Christmas
bonus just standing around.
1179
01:16:21,603 --> 01:16:23,450
You want those new
teeth you saw in SkyMall?
1180
01:16:23,689 --> 01:16:25,570
- It's my dream.
- Help her out.
1181
01:16:26,426 --> 01:16:28,256
- You live with your momma?
- No, my momma lives with me,
1182
01:16:28,286 --> 01:16:28,916
it's a big difference.
1183
01:16:28,918 --> 01:16:30,846
They got your face all
over the news, alien boy.
1184
01:16:30,881 --> 01:16:31,582
Yeah, I know.
1185
01:16:31,583 --> 01:16:33,004
And NBE-1 (Megatron),
still kicking, huh?
1186
01:16:33,262 --> 01:16:34,330
How did that happen?
1187
01:16:34,546 --> 01:16:36,600
Don't answer. I don't
know what you're hiding,
1188
01:16:36,635 --> 01:16:37,913
but I don't want anything to do with it.
1189
01:16:37,953 --> 01:16:40,284
So, goodbye, you never saw
me. I got bagels to schmeer.
1190
01:16:40,622 --> 01:16:41,987
- Vanish!
- Well, give me 5 seconds.
1191
01:16:41,988 --> 01:16:43,477
Look, hold on, I need your help.
1192
01:16:43,512 --> 01:16:45,937
Really, you need my help?
1193
01:16:46,227 --> 01:16:46,928
I need--
1194
01:16:47,089 --> 01:16:49,389
Look, I am slowly losing my mind, okay?
1195
01:16:49,483 --> 01:16:51,293
I had a little Crab-bot who placed a device
1196
01:16:51,323 --> 01:16:52,848
deep into the soft tissues of my brain,
1197
01:16:52,883 --> 01:16:54,565
and started projecting little alien symbols
1198
01:16:54,600 --> 01:16:55,561
like a freaking whole movie
1199
01:16:55,595 --> 01:16:57,345
and on top of that,
I'm a wanted fugitive.
1200
01:16:57,380 --> 01:16:58,528
So you think you got it rough?
1201
01:16:58,539 --> 01:17:00,712
You said it projected images of your brain?
1202
01:17:00,713 --> 01:17:01,537
Right.
1203
01:17:02,155 --> 01:17:03,471
Meat locker, now!
1204
01:17:04,088 --> 01:17:05,347
- Dead pigs.
- Yuck.
1205
01:17:05,361 --> 01:17:07,318
What you're about to see is top secret.
1206
01:17:08,283 --> 01:17:10,193
Do not tell my mother.
1207
01:17:11,311 --> 01:17:12,753
Dead pigs, swine flu. Not good.
1208
01:17:12,811 --> 01:17:13,580
Now you know.
1209
01:17:13,630 --> 01:17:15,369
Next time, you eat a goat or a pig,
1210
01:17:15,370 --> 01:17:16,619
there's a story behind this.
1211
01:17:16,655 --> 01:17:17,971
Yeah, there's a story.
1212
01:17:18,374 --> 01:17:20,239
...you're saying
you believe in aliens?
1213
01:17:20,275 --> 01:17:21,600
Okay, files, files.
1214
01:17:21,754 --> 01:17:23,385
We're talking about symbols.
1215
01:17:24,102 --> 01:17:26,467
Hey! Still radioactive. Hands off.
1216
01:17:27,632 --> 01:17:29,027
Okay, Cube-brain.
1217
01:17:30,080 --> 01:17:32,131
Any of these look like
the symbols you saw?
1218
01:17:32,376 --> 01:17:33,353
Where did you get these?
1219
01:17:33,823 --> 01:17:35,370
Before I got fired,
1220
01:17:35,373 --> 01:17:37,929
[I scoured S-7's archives]
1221
01:17:37,964 --> 01:17:42,996
for 75 years of alien research
which points to one inescapable fact:
1222
01:17:43,031 --> 01:17:47,620
The Transformers; they've
been here a long, long time.
1223
01:17:47,655 --> 01:17:48,356
How do I know?
1224
01:17:49,697 --> 01:17:51,664
Archaeologists found
these unexplained markings
1225
01:17:51,699 --> 01:17:54,133
and ancient runes all over the world.
1226
01:17:54,476 --> 01:17:56,491
China, Egypt, Greece.
1227
01:17:57,306 --> 01:17:58,753
Shot at 1932.
1228
01:17:59,095 --> 01:18:00,764
These the symbols you're
seeing in your head?
1229
01:18:00,954 --> 01:18:03,244
- Yeah.
- Same ones over here, right?
1230
01:18:03,958 --> 01:18:08,103
So, tell me, how did they end
up all drawing the same thing?
1231
01:18:09,519 --> 01:18:10,680
Aliens.
1232
01:18:10,923 --> 01:18:12,618
And I think some of them stayed.
1233
01:18:12,653 --> 01:18:13,549
Check this out.
1234
01:18:13,709 --> 01:18:15,627
Project Black Knife.
1235
01:18:15,959 --> 01:18:19,674
Robots, in disguise. Hiding here.
1236
01:18:19,956 --> 01:18:20,658
All along.
1237
01:18:20,681 --> 01:18:23,774
We detected radioactive
signatures all across the country.
1238
01:18:24,018 --> 01:18:27,463
I pleaded on my knees
with S-7 to investigate it
1239
01:18:27,483 --> 01:18:31,071
but they said the readings
were infinitesimal.
1240
01:18:31,106 --> 01:18:33,765
That I was obsessed!
1241
01:18:33,836 --> 01:18:35,388
Me, can you imagine that?
1242
01:18:36,442 --> 01:18:38,786
Megatron said that there was
another Energon source here.
1243
01:18:38,821 --> 01:18:40,591
- On Earth? Another source?
- On Earth.
1244
01:18:40,790 --> 01:18:41,832
Okay, and that these symbols,
1245
01:18:41,874 --> 01:18:43,429
the maps in my head would lead him there.
1246
01:18:43,695 --> 01:18:45,443
Did you talk to your
Autobot friends about that?
1247
01:18:45,467 --> 01:18:46,677
No, no, no, the source is before them.
1248
01:18:46,717 --> 01:18:49,341
Whatever the Energon source is,
it predates them. It's before them.
1249
01:18:49,615 --> 01:18:51,113
- So it comes before that.
- Correct.
1250
01:18:51,928 --> 01:18:53,042
Well then we're [screwed].
1251
01:18:53,344 --> 01:18:55,095
Unless we can talk to a Decepticon.
1252
01:18:55,609 --> 01:18:57,739
I mean, I'm not on speaking
terms to one of them.
1253
01:18:57,768 --> 01:18:59,240
Actually, I am.
1254
01:19:03,823 --> 01:19:04,848
Let me out!
1255
01:19:05,662 --> 01:19:07,524
- It could be a little bit sad.
- Open it.
1256
01:19:09,423 --> 01:19:11,974
I'm gonna get so many
Decepticons on your butt!
1257
01:19:12,114 --> 01:19:13,104
Hey! Behave.
1258
01:19:13,116 --> 01:19:14,648
- What is it, a Decepticon?
- Yeah.
1259
01:19:14,912 --> 01:19:16,795
- Can you train him?
- Tried to.
1260
01:19:17,490 --> 01:19:20,197
I spent my whole adult life to
come up with one of the aliens,
1261
01:19:20,232 --> 01:19:21,745
- You're very furious-- -
And you're carrying it around
1262
01:19:21,775 --> 01:19:23,525
...and you carry one around
in your purse like a chihuahua.
1263
01:19:24,446 --> 01:19:26,568
You want a throw down,
you pubic fro-head?
1264
01:19:26,879 --> 01:19:29,585
I'm sorry. I'm so sorry about your eye.
1265
01:19:30,036 --> 01:19:31,455
You know, but if you're a good boy,
1266
01:19:31,712 --> 01:19:33,473
then I'm not gonna torch your other eye.
1267
01:19:33,508 --> 01:19:34,844
Okay? I'm not gonna torch it.
1268
01:19:34,879 --> 01:19:36,855
Just tell me what these symbols are.
1269
01:19:37,327 --> 01:19:38,029
Please.
1270
01:19:39,543 --> 01:19:40,246
Okay.
1271
01:19:41,563 --> 01:19:44,521
Oh, I know that. That's
the language of the Primes.
1272
01:19:45,887 --> 01:19:47,905
I don't read it, but uh, these guys...
1273
01:19:48,381 --> 01:19:51,120
Where the frick did you
find photos of these guys?
1274
01:19:51,354 --> 01:19:52,328
- Is this them?
- Yeah.
1275
01:19:52,368 --> 01:19:55,044
Seekers, pal. Oldest of the old.
1276
01:19:55,154 --> 01:19:56,739
Oh, they've been here
for thousands of years,
1277
01:19:56,769 --> 01:19:57,985
looking for something.
1278
01:19:58,020 --> 01:19:59,839
I don't know what,
nobody tells me nothing.
1279
01:19:59,874 --> 01:20:02,028
Oh, they'll translate those symbols for ya.
1280
01:20:02,190 --> 01:20:03,690
And I know where to find them.
1281
01:20:03,725 --> 01:20:04,993
Show us.
1282
01:20:09,597 --> 01:20:11,423
Closest one's in Washington.
1283
01:20:14,030 --> 01:20:16,886
Smithsonian Air and Space Museum.
1284
01:20:16,889 --> 01:20:19,227
Land of dreams in there.
1285
01:20:19,819 --> 01:20:21,759
All I ever wanted to be was an astronaut.
1286
01:20:23,560 --> 01:20:25,188
- Hold those.
- What is that?
1287
01:20:26,474 --> 01:20:27,087
What?
1288
01:20:27,088 --> 01:20:28,591
I wear them when I'm in the funk.
1289
01:20:29,747 --> 01:20:32,776
So does Jeamby, Cheater.
It's a baseball thing.
1290
01:20:32,777 --> 01:20:35,835
Okay. Once you synchronize,
sharpen mind and empty bladder.
1291
01:20:35,870 --> 01:20:38,888
01:20:39,936
Here, take one of these pills.
1293
01:20:39,977 --> 01:20:40,680
Slip it under your tongue,
1294
01:20:40,707 --> 01:20:43,137
it's a high-concentrate polymer
they put in Oreo cookies.
1295
01:20:43,172 --> 01:20:44,969
Fools the polygraph everytime.
1296
01:20:45,004 --> 01:20:46,946
Okay, now let's get this show on the road.
1297
01:20:47,402 --> 01:20:49,351
Whoa, no, listen. I can't do this.
1298
01:20:49,381 --> 01:20:50,578
I'm not some alien bounty hunter, alright?
1299
01:20:50,613 --> 01:20:51,939
'cause I'm not gonna do
this. Guards have guns,
1300
01:20:51,970 --> 01:20:53,591
- I don't want to die.
- Kid, kid, kid, kid, kid, kid.
1301
01:20:54,096 --> 01:20:56,742
You compromise this
mission, you are dead to me.
1302
01:20:56,801 --> 01:20:59,972
Now look into my eyes, and
tighten up that spare tank.
1303
01:21:00,351 --> 01:21:02,027
The museum is now closing.
1304
01:21:02,420 --> 01:21:03,796
Papa, bad news, bro.
1305
01:21:03,837 --> 01:21:05,805
Ran out of toilet paper,
you got any out here?
1306
01:21:05,835 --> 01:21:08,001
- Please tell me you-- - Sir,
I suggest you get in there.
1307
01:21:08,036 --> 01:21:09,498
The museum is closed.
1308
01:21:09,533 --> 01:21:12,196
Listen man, I understand that, but
as you can see, this is important.
1309
01:21:12,197 --> 01:21:14,029
Dumper-dumper. I gotta go, alright?
1310
01:21:14,030 --> 01:21:16,684
Sir, you are a grown
naked man around showing...
1311
01:21:16,984 --> 01:21:19,636
- Pull your pants up and
exit-- - I'm not going anywhere.
1312
01:21:24,541 --> 01:21:25,858
You got that paper, right, sir?
1313
01:21:26,081 --> 01:21:27,181
You should be embarassed.
1314
01:21:27,182 --> 01:21:28,868
This a family museum, sir.
1315
01:21:47,517 --> 01:21:49,137
What is going on here?
1316
01:21:49,172 --> 01:21:51,074
How many times can you
get tased in the nuts?
1317
01:21:51,075 --> 01:21:53,619
before you can't have kids, huh, you know?
1318
01:21:53,654 --> 01:21:56,108
You're an amateur, man, a rank amateur.
1319
01:21:59,676 --> 01:22:01,594
There's now five guards. Five guards.
1320
01:22:01,804 --> 01:22:03,236
- You get your stuff and get out of here.
- Give me a second.
1321
01:22:03,534 --> 01:22:04,849
I gotta get the tracker, alright.
1322
01:22:05,504 --> 01:22:07,744
- Be good.
- I'm claustrophobic.
1323
01:22:24,705 --> 01:22:26,911
Look, look. Follow him, follow him.
1324
01:22:26,947 --> 01:22:27,767
He knows where he's going.
1325
01:22:33,651 --> 01:22:34,867
- He knows something.
- What?
1326
01:22:34,902 --> 01:22:36,112
He knows something!
1327
01:22:42,306 --> 01:22:43,590
- You got what I got?
- Yeah.
1328
01:22:43,591 --> 01:22:44,493
Blackbird.
1329
01:22:47,830 --> 01:22:49,343
There he is.
1330
01:22:49,378 --> 01:22:50,699
This guy's a legend,
1331
01:22:50,749 --> 01:22:53,213
like--like the Chairman of
the Board. (Frank Sinatra)
1332
01:22:53,248 --> 01:22:54,976
Yo, freshman, point the shard.
1333
01:22:55,468 --> 01:22:57,560
And watch the magic happen.
1334
01:23:04,618 --> 01:23:06,679
Oh shit, it's a Decepticon!
1335
01:23:07,121 --> 01:23:08,757
- Decepticon?
- What is it?
1336
01:23:09,329 --> 01:23:10,710
*** now!
1337
01:23:23,346 --> 01:23:26,151
What sort of hideous mausoleum is this?
1338
01:23:27,725 --> 01:23:30,996
****, show yourselves!
1339
01:23:30,997 --> 01:23:33,247
Suffer my infinite wrath!
1340
01:23:34,662 --> 01:23:37,415
Come here, you little
spinal-cord-based organisms.
1341
01:23:38,588 --> 01:23:39,426
Bugger!
1342
01:23:40,503 --> 01:23:44,944
Behold the eternal glory of Jetfire!
1343
01:23:44,979 --> 01:23:47,092
Prepare for remote systems override!
1344
01:23:47,127 --> 01:23:48,609
I tell you, this guy did not age well.
1345
01:23:48,644 --> 01:23:51,500
- Makes it easier to hurt us.***
- I command these doors to open.
1346
01:23:51,782 --> 01:23:52,788
Fire!
1347
01:23:53,031 --> 01:23:55,664
Oh, I said, fire!
1348
01:23:56,716 --> 01:23:58,009
Bollocks.
1349
01:23:58,010 --> 01:24:00,136
Damn these worthless parts!
1350
01:24:00,713 --> 01:24:01,539
Wait a second.
1351
01:24:01,881 --> 01:24:05,407
Itchy wretched rust in my arse.
1352
01:24:05,897 --> 01:24:08,729
Oh, the museum's gonna be very angry.
1353
01:24:08,764 --> 01:24:11,080
Very angry. We gotta catch that plane!
1354
01:24:14,872 --> 01:24:16,252
I'm on a mission.
1355
01:24:16,925 --> 01:24:18,418
- W-wait, wait!
- Wait, wait, wait.
1356
01:24:18,798 --> 01:24:19,485
- Hey!
- What do you want?
1357
01:24:19,486 --> 01:24:20,595
Look, we just want to talk!
1358
01:24:20,630 --> 01:24:22,489
I've no time to talk, I'm on a mission!
1359
01:24:22,524 --> 01:24:24,344
I'm a mercenary doom-bringer.
1360
01:24:24,379 --> 01:24:26,429
- What planet am I on?
- Earth.
1361
01:24:26,471 --> 01:24:28,480
"Earth"? Terrible name for a planet,
1362
01:24:28,515 --> 01:24:30,476
might as well call it "dirt".
1363
01:24:30,477 --> 01:24:32,422
Planet Dirt.
1364
01:24:32,463 --> 01:24:35,402
Tell me, is that robot
civil war still going on?
1365
01:24:35,967 --> 01:24:37,517
- Who's winning?
- The Decepticons.
1366
01:24:38,572 --> 01:24:40,745
Well, I changed sides to the Autobots.
1367
01:24:40,780 --> 01:24:42,193
What do you mean, "changed sides"?
1368
01:24:42,229 --> 01:24:43,171
It's a choice.
1369
01:24:43,206 --> 01:24:47,565
It's an intensely personal
decision. So much negativity.
1370
01:24:47,623 --> 01:24:49,674
Who wants to live a life filled with hate?
1371
01:24:49,711 --> 01:24:50,783
You mean you don't have to work for those
1372
01:24:50,814 --> 01:24:52,314
miserable, freaking Decepticons?
1373
01:24:52,355 --> 01:24:55,722
If the Decepticons had their way,
they'd destroy the whole universe.
1374
01:24:56,193 --> 01:24:58,512
I'm changing sides, I'm changing
sides, true Warrior Goddess!
1375
01:24:58,874 --> 01:25:01,179
- Who's your little Autobot?
- Oh you cutes.
1376
01:25:01,212 --> 01:25:01,978
Name's Wheelie.
1377
01:25:02,601 --> 01:25:04,128
Say my name, say my name!
1378
01:25:04,718 --> 01:25:06,417
What are you allowing to
happen to your foot just now?
1379
01:25:06,452 --> 01:25:07,679
At least he's faithful, Sam.
1380
01:25:07,719 --> 01:25:10,332
Yeah, well, he's faithful, and
he's nude and he's perverted.
1381
01:25:12,141 --> 01:25:13,366
Can you just-- Can you stop?
1382
01:25:13,417 --> 01:25:15,676
- Hey, what are you doing?
- I don't wanna argue it.
1383
01:25:15,711 --> 01:25:16,784
What were you saying?
1384
01:25:16,915 --> 01:25:19,214
I told you my name was Jetfire!
1385
01:25:19,264 --> 01:25:20,664
So stop judging me!
1386
01:25:20,915 --> 01:25:22,882
Wow, someone shit in
the bed this morning?
1387
01:25:23,011 --> 01:25:26,732
I have issues of my own, and
it started with my mother!
1388
01:25:26,782 --> 01:25:29,306
My ancestors have been here for centuries.
1389
01:25:29,341 --> 01:25:32,158
My father, well, was a
wheel! The first wheel!
1390
01:25:32,193 --> 01:25:34,208
- Do you know what he transformed into?
- No.
1391
01:25:34,461 --> 01:25:39,411
Nothing! But he did so
with honor, dignity and--
1392
01:25:47,494 --> 01:25:49,883
My boosters are fried.
1393
01:25:51,462 --> 01:25:52,969
I thought we could help each other.
1394
01:25:52,970 --> 01:25:55,463
You know things I don't know.
I know things you don't know.
1395
01:25:55,464 --> 01:25:56,974
- I do.
- I don't think he knows anything.
1396
01:25:57,009 --> 01:25:58,138
Honestly, I don't know.
1397
01:26:01,791 --> 01:26:02,722
These vivid symbols,
1398
01:26:02,764 --> 01:26:04,433
they're symbols but they are in my mind.
1399
01:26:04,473 --> 01:26:05,764
You see, all this is in my mind.
1400
01:26:05,799 --> 01:26:07,771
And Megatron wants what's in my mind.
1401
01:26:07,772 --> 01:26:09,063
Him and someone called the Fallen.
1402
01:26:09,097 --> 01:26:12,630
The Fallen? I know him.
He left me here to rust.
1403
01:26:12,665 --> 01:26:14,048
The original Decepticon.
1404
01:26:14,076 --> 01:26:17,515
He was terrible to work for.
It's always apocalypse, chaos...
1405
01:26:18,333 --> 01:26:20,414
These transcriptions, they
were a part of my mission,
1406
01:26:20,444 --> 01:26:22,186
the Fallen's search. I remember now.
1407
01:26:22,227 --> 01:26:24,793
The dagger's tip and the key!
1408
01:26:25,077 --> 01:26:26,918
Yo, slow down. Wait. The
dagger's tip, the key,
1409
01:26:26,954 --> 01:26:28,361
- what are you talking about?
- No time to explain.
1410
01:26:28,362 --> 01:26:29,932
Hold on, everybody!
1411
01:26:30,008 --> 01:26:32,222
Stand still or you'll die!
1412
01:26:57,644 --> 01:26:59,292
Well, that wasn't so bad.
1413
01:26:59,423 --> 01:27:01,168
I just hope we're still on the right planet.
1414
01:27:01,209 --> 01:27:03,133
Hey, that frickin' hurt!
1415
01:27:04,782 --> 01:27:06,047
Oh, my God!
1416
01:27:12,784 --> 01:27:14,836
Oh, God!
1417
01:27:18,967 --> 01:27:22,332
Oh, my God! You beautiful face,
this will be a perfect moment.
1418
01:27:22,403 --> 01:27:24,388
Except you landed on my testicles.
1419
01:27:24,800 --> 01:27:26,228
Please get off!
1420
01:27:29,126 --> 01:27:30,086
My balls!
1421
01:27:31,046 --> 01:27:32,633
Sam!
1422
01:27:33,564 --> 01:27:36,841
- Where are we? Simmons!
- Hey! Yeah!
1423
01:27:36,842 --> 01:27:37,980
Oh, my God.
1424
01:27:39,498 --> 01:27:41,822
What is this? It's Vegas!
1425
01:27:41,856 --> 01:27:43,516
- You guys okay?
- Yeah!
1426
01:27:43,517 --> 01:27:46,422
Hey! I think we're in Vegas!
1427
01:27:46,423 --> 01:27:47,920
That really, really hurts.
1428
01:27:47,961 --> 01:27:50,184
You're just lucky that I didn't get hurt.
1429
01:27:50,185 --> 01:27:51,531
People could've gotten killed, okay?
1430
01:27:51,580 --> 01:27:54,016
And if I would have gotten hurt,
you would have heard from my lawyer!
1431
01:27:54,166 --> 01:27:54,909
Oh, shut up!
1432
01:27:54,959 --> 01:27:56,734
I told you I was opening the space bridge.
1433
01:27:56,764 --> 01:27:59,024
It's the fastest way to travel to Egypt.
1434
01:27:59,025 --> 01:28:01,523
What did you tell us? You
didn't tell us anything!
1435
01:28:01,952 --> 01:28:04,083
You didn't tell us anything.
Why are we in Egypt?
1436
01:28:04,084 --> 01:28:06,778
Don't you get snippy with me, fleshling.
1437
01:28:07,304 --> 01:28:09,691
- You were duly informed.
- Can you just stop for a second?
1438
01:28:09,721 --> 01:28:11,652
Can you focus? Can you
tell us why we're in Egypt
1439
01:28:11,687 --> 01:28:14,356
so we can all have a little bit
assemblance and peace of mind?
1440
01:28:14,357 --> 01:28:17,630
This planet was visited
by our race once before
1441
01:28:17,631 --> 01:28:20,541
by our earliest ancestors millennia ago.
1442
01:28:20,575 --> 01:28:23,578
They were on an exploratory
mission to harvest Energon,
1443
01:28:23,613 --> 01:28:26,202
the lifeblood of our race.
1444
01:28:26,236 --> 01:28:29,172
Without it, we'll all perish
oxidize and rust,
1445
01:28:29,611 --> 01:28:31,139
like my wretched self!
1446
01:28:31,190 --> 01:28:35,374
Do you have any idea what it's
like to slowly fall apart and die?
1447
01:28:35,409 --> 01:28:38,250
Let's not get episodic,
okay? Old-timer?
1448
01:28:38,702 --> 01:28:44,144
Beginning, middle, end. Facts,
details, condense, plot, tell it.
1449
01:28:44,145 --> 01:28:49,126
Somewhere buried in this desert,
our ancestors built a great machine.
1450
01:28:49,299 --> 01:28:53,299
It harvests Energon by destroying suns.
1451
01:28:53,510 --> 01:28:55,241
- Destroy suns?
- You mean, blow them up?
1452
01:28:55,261 --> 01:28:58,912
Yes. You see, in the beginning,
there were seven Primes,
1453
01:28:58,952 --> 01:29:00,604
our original leaders.
1454
01:29:00,656 --> 01:29:04,620
And they set out into the universe
seeking distant suns to harvest.
1455
01:29:05,209 --> 01:29:07,515
The Primes set out with one rule:
1456
01:29:07,516 --> 01:29:10,664
Never destroy a planet with life.
1457
01:29:10,665 --> 01:29:13,761
Until one of them tried to defy this rule.
1458
01:29:13,796 --> 01:29:18,010
And his name, forevermore,
was The Fallen.
1459
01:29:19,721 --> 01:29:22,061
He despised the human race.
1460
01:29:23,189 --> 01:29:27,272
And he wanted to kill you all
by turning on that machine.
1461
01:29:27,307 --> 01:29:31,704
The only way to activate
it is with a legendary key
1462
01:29:31,705 --> 01:29:34,836
called the Matrix of Leadership.
1463
01:29:41,101 --> 01:29:45,590
A great battle took place
over possession of the Matrix.
1464
01:29:49,975 --> 01:29:52,563
The Fallen was stronger than his brothers,
1465
01:29:53,720 --> 01:29:58,712
so they had no choice but to
steal and hide it from him.
1466
01:29:59,196 --> 01:30:04,020
In the ultimate sacrifice, they gave
their lives to seal the Matrix away
1467
01:30:04,055 --> 01:30:07,350
in a tomb made of their very own bodies.
1468
01:30:07,971 --> 01:30:10,965
A tomb we cannot find.
1469
01:30:12,274 --> 01:30:15,179
Somewhere, buried in this desert,
1470
01:30:15,214 --> 01:30:17,816
that deadly machine remains.
1471
01:30:17,850 --> 01:30:20,049
The Fallen knows where it is.
1472
01:30:20,084 --> 01:30:25,927
And if he finds the Tomb of the
Primes, your world will be no more.
1473
01:30:26,208 --> 01:30:27,706
Okay, so how do we stop it?
1474
01:30:27,741 --> 01:30:29,887
Only a Prime can defeat the Fallen.
1475
01:30:30,426 --> 01:30:31,492
Optimus Prime?
1476
01:30:34,334 --> 01:30:36,419
So you met a Prime?
1477
01:30:37,037 --> 01:30:39,579
You must have met a great descendant.
1478
01:30:39,614 --> 01:30:40,534
Is he alive?
1479
01:30:40,784 --> 01:30:43,095
Here? On this planet?
1480
01:30:43,389 --> 01:30:45,658
He sacrificed himself to save me.
1481
01:30:46,394 --> 01:30:47,643
So he's dead.
1482
01:30:47,816 --> 01:30:49,684
Without a Prime, it's impossible.
1483
01:30:49,985 --> 01:30:52,096
No one else could stop The Fallen.
1484
01:30:52,131 --> 01:30:55,291
So the same energy that's gonna be
used to reactivate the machine...
1485
01:30:56,021 --> 01:30:58,992
Could that energy somehow
be used to reactivate Optimus
1486
01:30:59,028 --> 01:30:59,996
and bring him back to life?
1487
01:31:00,031 --> 01:31:02,040
It was never designed for that purpose,
1488
01:31:02,075 --> 01:31:04,779
but it's an energy like no other.
1489
01:31:04,972 --> 01:31:08,910
So then how do you get us to the
Matrix before the Decepticons get to me?
1490
01:31:08,945 --> 01:31:12,223
Follow your mind,
your map, your symbols.
1491
01:31:12,258 --> 01:31:14,868
What you carved in the sand, it's your clue.
1492
01:31:14,868 --> 01:31:17,127
When dawn alights the Dagger's tip,
1493
01:31:17,166 --> 01:31:19,959
three kings will reveal the doorway.
1494
01:31:19,993 --> 01:31:22,112
Find the doorway!
1495
01:31:22,147 --> 01:31:23,647
Go now, go!
1496
01:31:23,900 --> 01:31:26,872
That was my mission.
It's your mission now.
1497
01:31:26,907 --> 01:31:29,415
Go before the Decepticons find me
1498
01:31:29,536 --> 01:31:31,420
and find you.
1499
01:31:37,746 --> 01:31:39,123
That was my CIA contact.
1500
01:31:39,163 --> 01:31:41,583
Says Ancient Sumerian used
to call the Gulf of Aqaba
1501
01:31:41,634 --> 01:31:43,837
- the Dagger's Tip.
- That's the dagger's tip.
1502
01:31:43,872 --> 01:31:45,017
- It's part of the Red Sea.
- Got it.
1503
01:31:45,052 --> 01:31:47,258
It divides Egypt and Jordan
like the tip of a blade.
1504
01:31:47,293 --> 01:31:49,949
29 and a half degrees north. 35 east.
1505
01:31:50,385 --> 01:31:51,169
There it is.
1506
01:31:51,395 --> 01:31:53,582
Okay, first thing we gotta do
is get Optimus to Dagger's Tip.
1507
01:31:53,617 --> 01:31:55,213
How are you gonna get him
halfway around the world?
1508
01:31:56,026 --> 01:31:56,918
We're gonna make a call.
1509
01:32:00,264 --> 01:32:01,164
We got the cops.
1510
01:32:07,683 --> 01:32:09,302
I can't go to prison, guys!
1511
01:32:12,768 --> 01:32:15,417
Sam, you gotta get off this road now.
1512
01:32:26,009 --> 01:32:27,939
Man, stupid cops.
1513
01:32:27,974 --> 01:32:30,222
This is what's called
blending in like a ninja.
1514
01:32:30,395 --> 01:32:32,084
Shut up, or I'm gonna blend
my fist in your face!
1515
01:32:33,086 --> 01:32:33,851
They're gone.
1516
01:32:34,585 --> 01:32:35,541
Wait another time.
1517
01:32:35,737 --> 01:32:36,878
I'm gonna make the call to Lennox.
1518
01:32:36,913 --> 01:32:39,371
You are in this worldwide.*
We try calling one base,
1519
01:32:39,406 --> 01:32:40,852
they'll track you here in seconds.
1520
01:32:40,853 --> 01:32:42,807
CIA is all over this place.
1521
01:32:42,820 --> 01:32:43,783
You're gonna call.
1522
01:32:49,072 --> 01:32:51,044
Okay,
that's--that's a good idea.
1523
01:32:51,045 --> 01:32:52,695
- Alright?
- I mean I just was...
1524
01:32:53,165 --> 01:32:54,265
Had my mind on other things.
1525
01:32:54,300 --> 01:32:55,907
Like why don't you get
being chipped in prison.*
1526
01:32:56,775 --> 01:32:58,122
New Jersey
1527
01:32:58,164 --> 01:33:00,798
This departure: 2100 hours.
1528
01:33:02,332 --> 01:33:03,718
So we're shooed back to base.
1529
01:33:04,512 --> 01:33:05,939
This is such a mistake.
1530
01:33:11,329 --> 01:33:13,561
Major Lennox, phone call.
1531
01:33:14,286 --> 01:33:16,195
Lennox, I'm with the kid.
The kid, you know?
1532
01:33:16,462 --> 01:33:17,501
The one with the attitude, right?
1533
01:33:17,502 --> 01:33:19,043
I need the truck.
The truck.
1534
01:33:19,078 --> 01:33:21,799
We got a possible resurrection
going on over here.
1535
01:33:21,834 --> 01:33:22,952
You're not gonna believe where we are.
1536
01:33:22,961 --> 01:33:26,091
Code Tut,
as in King Tutankhamen,
1537
01:33:26,121 --> 01:33:27,791
back of a $1 bill.
1538
01:33:28,209 --> 01:33:33,044
Coordinates for air-drop,
29.5 north, 34.88 east.
1539
01:33:33,080 --> 01:33:34,345
Get it.
Write it down, write it down.
1540
01:33:34,748 --> 01:33:35,716
Oh, my God.
1541
01:33:35,751 --> 01:33:37,236
I gotta go, okay.
I hate the cops.
1542
01:33:37,237 --> 01:33:38,449
W-Wait, who are you?
1543
01:33:40,036 --> 01:33:42,573
Wait, it's me.
Leo, me, Leo, Leo. Leo.
1544
01:33:42,676 --> 01:33:43,990
The cops are coming right now.
We need to go.
1545
01:33:47,057 --> 01:33:50,594
Coordinates 29.5 north, 34.88 east.
1546
01:33:50,595 --> 01:33:53,016
Tip of the Red Sea,
Gulf of Aqaba.
1547
01:33:53,501 --> 01:33:54,366
Egypt.
1548
01:33:55,035 --> 01:33:56,130
Are you serious?
1549
01:33:57,578 --> 01:33:58,279
Sir.
1550
01:34:02,942 --> 01:34:05,728
Even if we could figure out a way
to get big man over there.
1551
01:34:05,729 --> 01:34:08,356
How is this little kid
supposed to bring him back to life?
1552
01:34:09,272 --> 01:34:10,107
I don't know.
1553
01:34:10,682 --> 01:34:12,091
But we gotta trust him.
1554
01:34:14,113 --> 01:34:15,528
Okay, let's go over it again.
1555
01:34:15,529 --> 01:34:17,982
When the dawn alights the dagger's tip,
1556
01:34:18,020 --> 01:34:20,098
- the three kings...
- ...will reveal the doorway.
1557
01:34:20,133 --> 01:34:21,875
That's what he said.
You know what that means?
1558
01:34:22,065 --> 01:34:23,784
- No, what does it mean?
- I have no idea.
1559
01:34:23,785 --> 01:34:25,656
Oh my God, oh my God.
Checkpoint, checkpoint.
1560
01:34:25,691 --> 01:34:26,734
I don't have my passport.
1561
01:34:29,033 --> 01:34:33,526
Passport.
Idiota (Idiot)!
1562
01:34:37,941 --> 01:34:39,184
They have cams at the top.
1563
01:34:41,367 --> 01:34:43,098
He's the one that they want.
1564
01:34:43,865 --> 01:34:45,925
Alright, chill.
Let's be nice to them.
1565
01:34:46,538 --> 01:34:48,208
I can handle it.
These are my people.
1566
01:34:48,368 --> 01:34:50,269
- Yeah.
- I'm *.
1567
01:34:52,764 --> 01:34:54,392
Oh great, a frickin' munchkin.
1568
01:34:54,427 --> 01:34:56,810
Oh, little people are mean.
Tell him he's tall.
1569
01:35:02,042 --> 01:35:05,862
- What do you want?
- I want to go to...
1570
01:35:05,938 --> 01:35:08,758
The Dagger's Tip, right?
1571
01:35:08,759 --> 01:35:11,400
Egypt, Jordan.
We wanna go there.
1572
01:35:11,401 --> 01:35:13,411
Me and my family.
This is my family.
1573
01:35:13,412 --> 01:35:15,457
- This is my son, my other son.
- Hi there.
1574
01:35:15,492 --> 01:35:16,225
My daughter.
1575
01:35:16,346 --> 01:35:18,498
We're tourists from New York.
1576
01:35:18,618 --> 01:35:20,226
- New York?
- Yes. Yes.
1577
01:35:20,586 --> 01:35:21,693
50 kilometres.
1578
01:35:21,727 --> 01:35:23,125
You're going to get
one of my falafels there.*
1579
01:35:23,160 --> 01:35:24,113
Yeah,
thank you very much.
1580
01:35:24,152 --> 01:35:26,118
- New York.
- I know, I know you from somewhere.
1581
01:35:26,632 --> 01:35:28,196
No, we do not work for the CIA.
1582
01:35:32,654 --> 01:35:36,166
Decepticons,
voice location
1583
01:35:36,360 --> 01:35:37,723
detected.
1584
01:35:38,674 --> 01:35:41,823
Starscream in pursuit.
1585
01:35:46,178 --> 01:35:49,163
Undercover, yo, you gotta blend in
with your surrounding.
1586
01:35:49,193 --> 01:35:51,434
You know, you gotta be
part of the landscape.
1587
01:35:59,720 --> 01:36:00,436
Awesome.
1588
01:36:01,504 --> 01:36:02,718
I think aliens built that.
1589
01:36:03,337 --> 01:36:04,572
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1590
01:36:04,779 --> 01:36:06,258
Go, move it!
Move it.
1591
01:36:06,983 --> 01:36:07,744
- What?
- Hey, guard us.
1592
01:36:07,975 --> 01:36:09,309
Low-profile,
don't make a scene, okay?
1593
01:36:09,344 --> 01:36:10,747
Yeah, some of us got work to do!
1594
01:36:11,078 --> 01:36:12,351
Dumb Autobots.
1595
01:36:15,774 --> 01:36:18,969
Estimated time of detachment
NEST, 0600 AM
1596
01:36:33,752 --> 01:36:35,796
Being my girlfriend
is hazardous to your health.
1597
01:36:37,544 --> 01:36:41,934
Yeah, well,
girls like dangerous boys.
1598
01:36:42,410 --> 01:36:43,760
- Really?
- Yeah.
1599
01:36:46,625 --> 01:36:48,253
Why don't you say it?
1600
01:36:48,998 --> 01:36:50,081
Ladies first.
1601
01:36:51,789 --> 01:36:54,101
Okay, so tonight,
you're gonna be a gentleman.
1602
01:36:54,617 --> 01:36:55,981
You're really chivalrous.
1603
01:36:56,352 --> 01:36:57,308
Why are you mad at me?
1604
01:36:57,894 --> 01:36:59,931
You know what?
Baby, I'm not...
1605
01:37:00,333 --> 01:37:01,819
I'm not mad.
1606
01:37:02,472 --> 01:37:06,887
You realise that I just flew 3,000 miles
to keep you from getting killed.
1607
01:37:07,046 --> 01:37:07,864
I know.
1608
01:37:11,497 --> 01:37:13,358
Who else could be your girlfriend too?
1609
01:37:14,303 --> 01:37:16,355
Look at the things
that I'm going through with you.
1610
01:37:17,614 --> 01:37:20,030
And now we're underneath
the moon and the stars
1611
01:37:20,065 --> 01:37:22,361
and the three most beautiful
pyramids on the planet
1612
01:37:22,402 --> 01:37:24,457
and you still can't even tell me
that you love me.
1613
01:37:28,137 --> 01:37:29,111
- What?
- Wait.
1614
01:37:29,146 --> 01:37:31,754
- Why do boys always change the subject?
- The moon and the stars...
1615
01:37:31,789 --> 01:37:33,552
- Sam...
- Come with me really quick.
1616
01:37:41,410 --> 01:37:43,484
Simmons, Leo,
wake up!
1617
01:37:46,798 --> 01:37:49,044
Listen, astronomy class, page 47,
you remember the class?
1618
01:37:49,079 --> 01:37:51,676
No, no, I was only in college
for two days, you remember that?
1619
01:37:51,711 --> 01:37:53,687
- Yeah, well, get up. Up, up.
- What are you talking about?
1620
01:37:59,363 --> 01:38:00,432
Can you see those three stars?
1621
01:38:00,467 --> 01:38:02,179
You see how the last one
touches the horizon?
1622
01:38:02,502 --> 01:38:03,551
That's Orion's belt.
1623
01:38:03,871 --> 01:38:06,153
It's also called the Three Kings
and the reason for that is
1624
01:38:06,188 --> 01:38:08,920
the three Egyptian kings who built
the pyramids in Giza built them
1625
01:38:08,955 --> 01:38:10,097
to mirror those stars.
1626
01:38:10,132 --> 01:38:11,924
So it's like an arrow staring
us straight in the face.
1627
01:38:11,956 --> 01:38:13,743
They all point due east towards Jordan.
1628
01:38:14,076 --> 01:38:15,376
The mountains of Petra.
1629
01:38:27,773 --> 01:38:31,780
We got an engine malfunction.
We gotta have to divert...*
1630
01:38:32,583 --> 01:38:34,209
Flight's gonna lower,
prepare for bail-out.
1631
01:38:34,355 --> 01:38:36,570
Bail-out, bail-out,
bail-out, bail-out?
1632
01:38:36,605 --> 01:38:38,754
Alright, team,
grab your chutes.
1633
01:38:38,789 --> 01:38:39,554
Bail-out?
1634
01:38:42,109 --> 01:38:43,747
Familiar with the standard MC-4?
1635
01:38:43,981 --> 01:38:46,794
Of course not. I've never jumped out
of a perfectly good airplane before.
1636
01:38:47,027 --> 01:38:48,399
Wait a minute,
is this really happening?
1637
01:38:48,400 --> 01:38:49,101
Yeah.
1638
01:38:49,304 --> 01:38:50,205
Alright.
1639
01:38:51,444 --> 01:38:52,907
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
1640
01:38:53,387 --> 01:38:54,792
You're behind this,
aren't you?
1641
01:38:54,995 --> 01:38:55,962
What are you talking about?
1642
01:38:55,997 --> 01:38:58,090
You heard the pilot.
These guys don't mess around.
1643
01:38:59,285 --> 01:39:02,293
This is just standard procedure.
I'm just following orders to the letter.
1644
01:39:02,329 --> 01:39:03,538
Don't you know what you said?
1645
01:39:04,579 --> 01:39:06,967
You just signed the death
warrant to your career.
1646
01:39:12,548 --> 01:39:13,737
Wait, what was that?
What's that?
1647
01:39:13,919 --> 01:39:14,966
That's not good.
1648
01:39:15,482 --> 01:39:17,756
Come on.
Right this way, right this way!
1649
01:39:17,796 --> 01:39:18,520
I can't jump out of an airplane.
1650
01:39:18,643 --> 01:39:19,846
I've got an ulcer.*
1651
01:39:23,915 --> 01:39:26,188
Come here.
Come here.
1652
01:39:26,288 --> 01:39:27,342
Why do I have to go first?
1653
01:39:27,392 --> 01:39:30,192
Because I have to secure the VIPs first.
1654
01:39:30,193 --> 01:39:32,539
Okay, I want you to listen very carefully
1655
01:39:32,540 --> 01:39:34,367
and memorize everything that I say.
1656
01:39:34,609 --> 01:39:37,854
Each of us has GPS trackers, so
you can be found by search and rescue.
1657
01:39:38,280 --> 01:39:39,983
***
1658
01:39:42,075 --> 01:39:43,461
- Look, are you listening?
- I can't.
1659
01:39:44,754 --> 01:39:46,408
- Alright, alright.
- Alright.
1660
01:39:46,492 --> 01:39:48,341
When the pilot chute inflates into the air,
1661
01:39:48,342 --> 01:39:50,444
it pulls the pin and opens the main,
1662
01:39:50,503 --> 01:39:52,710
break your backup,
lose your primary.
1663
01:39:52,902 --> 01:39:54,215
I want you to pull the blue.
1664
01:39:54,336 --> 01:39:56,079
I need you to pull it really hard.
1665
01:39:56,872 --> 01:39:59,447
Not right now.
We're on the plane, you dumbass!
1666
01:40:02,764 --> 01:40:03,821
Did he say goodbye?
1667
01:40:03,882 --> 01:40:05,591
No, he didn't even say goodbye.
1668
01:40:06,116 --> 01:40:07,763
General,
we're loaded and ready.
1669
01:40:07,982 --> 01:40:10,841
You give us the go, and we'll be ready
to press in five minutes.
1670
01:40:11,058 --> 01:40:12,125
- Excellent.
- Sir,
1671
01:40:12,128 --> 01:40:13,896
you need to see this.
Now.
1672
01:40:16,493 --> 01:40:18,156
Have we checked these coordinates?
1673
01:40:18,190 --> 01:40:19,600
Egypt, sir.
They're air-dropping in.
1674
01:40:19,620 --> 01:40:20,926
You gotta be kidding me.
1675
01:40:21,481 --> 01:40:22,707
He knows something.
1676
01:40:22,826 --> 01:40:25,691
We need to be ready to back him up,
if this thing goes hot.
1677
01:40:26,560 --> 01:40:27,310
Copy that.
1678
01:40:27,834 --> 01:40:29,995
CIA just got a hit on the boy.
1679
01:40:31,046 --> 01:40:33,115
Hundred miles from the location
on that little map* there.
1680
01:40:33,116 --> 01:40:33,921
It's getting hotter.
1681
01:40:38,605 --> 01:40:41,034
It's gotta be...
around here somewhere.
1682
01:41:03,319 --> 01:41:05,533
What is this?
You see this?
1683
01:41:05,926 --> 01:41:07,030
Spectacular!
1684
01:41:21,699 --> 01:41:22,953
It's here somewhere,
guys.
1685
01:41:22,993 --> 01:41:23,950
Oh yeah, why?
1686
01:41:24,246 --> 01:41:26,000
'Cause we're trusting Grandpa Blackbird
1687
01:41:26,035 --> 01:41:27,386
who doesn't even know
what planet he's on.
1688
01:41:27,456 --> 01:41:29,925
On his defense,
this is the biggest doorway
1689
01:41:29,960 --> 01:41:31,645
I've ever seen in my entire life.
1690
01:41:32,348 --> 01:41:35,065
Okay. Well, that's great.
Let me do a quick search, alright?
1691
01:41:35,756 --> 01:41:36,457
Nope.
1692
01:41:36,579 --> 01:41:39,185
Ever crossed your mind, guys, that
archaeologists have been here before?
1693
01:41:39,220 --> 01:41:40,127
There's nothing here.
1694
01:41:40,178 --> 01:41:42,509
Real life is heartbreak,
despair, kid.
1695
01:41:42,730 --> 01:41:44,885
Sometimes, you get
to the end of the rainbow
1696
01:41:44,925 --> 01:41:47,089
and the leprechauns went
and booby-trapped it.
1697
01:41:47,120 --> 01:41:48,794
I'm not listening to you;
you live with your mother.
1698
01:41:50,532 --> 01:41:52,906
- It's not over.
- It is over. It's done.
1699
01:41:52,941 --> 01:41:54,552
Why are we still listening
to your little punk-ass?
1700
01:41:54,588 --> 01:41:56,685
I mean, what have you ever done for us
except ding my rim?
1701
01:41:56,720 --> 01:41:58,725
Kill Megatron.
How about that?
1702
01:41:58,760 --> 01:42:00,369
Well, he didn't get the job done,
you know what I mean,
1703
01:42:00,399 --> 01:42:02,295
- 'cause he's back, man.
- You scared?
1704
01:42:02,316 --> 01:42:04,180
Well, scared?
Scared of your ugly face.
1705
01:42:04,477 --> 01:42:07,063
I'm ugly?
Well, we twins, you stupid genius.
1706
01:42:14,063 --> 01:42:15,904
Guys!
Oh, hey!
1707
01:42:16,508 --> 01:42:17,647
You like the way that feels?
1708
01:42:17,682 --> 01:42:19,288
- That ain't hurt.
- You got that, don't you?
1709
01:42:19,323 --> 01:42:20,113
I'm getting up--
1710
01:42:21,014 --> 01:42:22,215
Bumblebee!
1711
01:42:29,127 --> 01:42:30,304
Now that's rude.
1712
01:42:41,665 --> 01:42:43,973
Oh, my God!
The symbols.
1713
01:42:45,088 --> 01:42:46,716
Bee!
Shoot it.
1714
01:43:12,088 --> 01:43:13,391
Check this out.
1715
01:43:17,291 --> 01:43:17,836
Wow!
1716
01:43:17,837 --> 01:43:19,566
There are the bodies ***
1717
01:43:20,845 --> 01:43:22,421
The Tomb of the Primes.
1718
01:43:40,942 --> 01:43:41,917
The Matrix.
1719
01:44:00,344 --> 01:44:01,545
No, no...
1720
01:44:06,069 --> 01:44:08,381
Thousands of years turned to dust.
1721
01:44:09,055 --> 01:44:10,710
This isn't how it's supposed to end.
1722
01:44:11,379 --> 01:44:12,296
Hear that?
1723
01:44:16,770 --> 01:44:19,520
US Air Force. C-17s.
1724
01:44:20,811 --> 01:44:23,337
You can't bring it back, Sam,
there's nothing left.
1725
01:44:23,592 --> 01:44:25,562
Look, look around you.
1726
01:44:25,821 --> 01:44:28,490
We didn't just go through everything
we went through for no reason at all.
1727
01:44:28,525 --> 01:44:29,926
and then just have it end like this.
1728
01:44:29,942 --> 01:44:31,790
There is a reason that we're here.
1729
01:44:31,825 --> 01:44:34,216
The voices and the symbols
in my head led us here...
1730
01:44:34,217 --> 01:44:35,439
for a purpose.
1731
01:44:41,351 --> 01:44:43,425
Everyone's after me
because of what I know.
1732
01:44:45,748 --> 01:44:48,826
And what I know is that this is gonna work.
1733
01:44:49,478 --> 01:44:51,137
How do you know it's gonna work?
1734
01:44:51,172 --> 01:44:52,668
Because I believe it.
1735
01:45:03,175 --> 01:45:05,211
Best let me out of this plane.
1736
01:45:15,837 --> 01:45:18,612
He's dropping the big one.
Sam!
1737
01:45:26,162 --> 01:45:28,288
You think you can bring him
back to life with that pixie dust?
1738
01:45:28,323 --> 01:45:30,067
Absolutely.
Let's go!
1739
01:45:39,872 --> 01:45:40,574
Go!
1740
01:45:42,228 --> 01:45:42,930
Move it!
1741
01:45:43,542 --> 01:45:45,756
Remember they're friendly!
1742
01:45:55,310 --> 01:45:56,471
Cover Optimus!
1743
01:45:59,750 --> 01:46:01,795
Secure the goods.
Get those cases down here.
1744
01:46:01,796 --> 01:46:03,880
Get snipers and Stingers up high.
1745
01:46:04,393 --> 01:46:06,657
So he just dropped off
ten tons of dead robot
1746
01:46:06,677 --> 01:46:07,733
in the middle of nowhere.
1747
01:46:08,307 --> 01:46:10,105
Hope this little kid know what he's doing.
1748
01:46:10,140 --> 01:46:11,105
Yeah, me too.
1749
01:46:17,072 --> 01:46:20,469
Got a visual!
Yellow tee*, four klicks.
1750
01:46:23,610 --> 01:46:24,753
Hot-flare!
1751
01:46:27,322 --> 01:46:29,132
That's them right there.
You see the flare?
1752
01:46:29,181 --> 01:46:30,198
Right over there!
See it?
1753
01:46:31,535 --> 01:46:33,596
The boy has been found.
1754
01:46:41,056 --> 01:46:41,873
Sam!
1755
01:46:54,411 --> 01:46:55,908
Oh God, please God,
1756
01:46:55,937 --> 01:46:57,089
- please!
- Leo, stop freaking out.
1757
01:46:57,124 --> 01:46:59,418
- Just stop freaking out!
- Just drop this guy off, huh?
1758
01:46:59,454 --> 01:47:01,075
- Please let me live, just let me live.
- Stop freaking out!
1759
01:47:01,396 --> 01:47:02,940
Just stop screaming right now. That's it.
1760
01:47:05,568 --> 01:47:07,498
Can't take that guy anymore.
1761
01:47:20,427 --> 01:47:23,321
Hide in the dust!
Through the dust.
1762
01:47:30,019 --> 01:47:30,691
We gotta split up.
1763
01:47:30,692 --> 01:47:33,589
Bumblebee, you are the decoy.
You lead the Decepticons away, alright?
1764
01:47:33,913 --> 01:47:34,948
I'm gonna get Optimus.
1765
01:47:34,949 --> 01:47:37,274
I'll help draw their fire ****.
1766
01:47:37,354 --> 01:47:38,867
You get to those soldiers.
1767
01:47:40,607 --> 01:47:42,079
I hope that dust works, kid.
1768
01:47:42,509 --> 01:47:43,449
Thank you.
1769
01:47:47,464 --> 01:47:48,432
It's turning around.
1770
01:47:49,416 --> 01:47:50,758
It's coming back,
it's coming back.
1771
01:47:51,720 --> 01:47:52,763
It's up to me.
1772
01:47:52,932 --> 01:47:55,868
One man, alone, betrayed
by the country he loves,
1773
01:47:55,904 --> 01:47:58,367
now its last hope in the final hour of need.
1774
01:47:58,368 --> 01:48:00,927
The pants are to be driven**
like never before.
1775
01:48:00,928 --> 01:48:02,049
Under my **.
1776
01:48:02,228 --> 01:48:04,063
Hey, hey, hey!
Don't go nowhere.
1777
01:48:04,098 --> 01:48:06,150
- Drive!
- You will never make it, kid.
1778
01:48:06,185 --> 01:48:07,829
Bravery will only get you so far.
1779
01:48:07,864 --> 01:48:10,471
You tased me, okay?
You owe me.
1780
01:48:10,506 --> 01:48:11,520
- I'm go.
- Okay, okay.
1781
01:48:11,717 --> 01:48:13,039
That was a test.
You passed, alright?
1782
01:48:20,741 --> 01:48:22,955
Thing's got alien tattoos all over.
1783
01:48:23,354 --> 01:48:24,589
That ain't Air Force.
1784
01:48:28,324 --> 01:48:29,705
What the hell was that?
1785
01:48:29,740 --> 01:48:31,483
- Eddy-1, copy.
- Anyone there?
1786
01:48:31,518 --> 01:48:32,218
Who's up?
1787
01:48:32,228 --> 01:48:33,653
- Copy.
- Radio's down.
1788
01:48:33,688 --> 01:48:35,103
It's dead.
Comm went down.
1789
01:48:35,153 --> 01:48:36,198
EMP burst.
1790
01:48:36,914 --> 01:48:39,823
Let's see how this day is going
in this godforsaken desert.
1791
01:48:41,814 --> 01:48:42,605
Yes, sir.
1792
01:48:42,645 --> 01:48:44,824
Major Lennox told me
to pull the cord.
1793
01:48:44,824 --> 01:48:45,525
I know, sir.
1794
01:48:45,545 --> 01:48:48,090
W-Which, what country am I in right now?
1795
01:48:48,091 --> 01:48:49,446
United States.
1796
01:48:49,939 --> 01:48:53,628
No, no, not the United States.
I'm from the United States,
1797
01:48:53,668 --> 01:48:55,779
I'm in the middle of nowhere,
surrounded by goats.
1798
01:48:56,555 --> 01:48:59,214
Well, that was our good friend Galloway.
1799
01:48:59,215 --> 01:49:01,088
He's less than pleased.
1800
01:49:01,420 --> 01:49:04,059
How is it that we can't reach our men,
1801
01:49:04,099 --> 01:49:09,844
but he can reach me
from some random Egyptian desert?
1802
01:49:13,625 --> 01:49:14,326
Nothing.
1803
01:49:15,104 --> 01:49:18,163
Mike, burn an SOS, let the eye in the sky
know we need some help.
1804
01:49:18,199 --> 01:49:18,900
Yes, sir.
1805
01:49:20,785 --> 01:49:23,217
Pop some more flares
so that the kid can find us.
1806
01:49:30,324 --> 01:49:32,491
There he is.
We got a couple of miles.
1807
01:49:32,910 --> 01:49:37,433
Lennox's team has the latest
in quantum crypto gear.
1808
01:49:37,474 --> 01:49:43,408
Can somebody tell me why we can't
establish simple radio contact?
1809
01:49:43,409 --> 01:49:45,782
We're hailing them on every frequency
and mode in the book, sir.
1810
01:49:46,134 --> 01:49:47,528
Our satellites in the area have gone blind.
1811
01:49:47,563 --> 01:49:48,637
We're working on it, sir.
1812
01:49:48,687 --> 01:49:49,714
Dammit.
1813
01:49:49,890 --> 01:49:52,442
Something's not right,
it doesn't add up.
1814
01:49:52,477 --> 01:49:55,780
Contact the Jordanians, see what
air assets they've got in the area.
1815
01:49:55,781 --> 01:49:58,170
And get Egypt's General Salaam,
1816
01:49:58,210 --> 01:50:02,313
ask him to clear some US vehicle
overflights in Egyptian airspace.
1817
01:50:02,348 --> 01:50:05,344
We need an assist
in confirming visuals now.
1818
01:50:05,584 --> 01:50:07,005
Scramble predators now.
1819
01:50:07,348 --> 01:50:08,797
B-1, rotate.
1820
01:50:20,720 --> 01:50:21,887
We're still a mile away.
1821
01:50:28,290 --> 01:50:28,992
Come here.
1822
01:50:32,468 --> 01:50:33,271
This way.
1823
01:50:38,837 --> 01:50:42,276
- One man... alone...
- Stop saying that.
1824
01:50:42,310 --> 01:50:44,226
- betrayed by the country he loves.
- Oh my goodness,
1825
01:50:44,255 --> 01:50:46,146
I'm in the car, okay?
You're not alone.
1826
01:50:46,587 --> 01:50:48,379
Just relax,
you're looking nice as well.**
1827
01:50:57,566 --> 01:50:59,192
I-I don't think he's still following us.
1828
01:51:00,661 --> 01:51:01,831
That's what you think.
1829
01:51:19,354 --> 01:51:23,007
Master, sorry to be the bearer of bad news,
1830
01:51:23,042 --> 01:51:26,026
but the soldiers brought the body of Prime.
1831
01:51:26,318 --> 01:51:28,599
The boy must have the Matrix.
1832
01:51:28,981 --> 01:51:31,585
We cannot let him reach Optimus.
1833
01:51:32,110 --> 01:51:33,941
Decepticons!
1834
01:51:34,104 --> 01:51:35,887
Begin our assault!
1835
01:51:36,772 --> 01:51:38,129
We got incoming!
1836
01:51:54,415 --> 01:51:56,579
We got a whole lot of fight coming our way!
1837
01:51:57,333 --> 01:51:59,214
- How many?
- We got 13 of 'em.
1838
01:51:59,672 --> 01:52:02,280
This ain't good.
This ain't good.
1839
01:52:10,395 --> 01:52:12,591
We 'bout to get our asses whooped.
1840
01:52:15,425 --> 01:52:18,125
Alright, those Decepticons
are searching for Sam.
1841
01:52:19,822 --> 01:52:22,667
Whatever he has, he thinks
it'll bring Optimus back to life.
1842
01:52:22,702 --> 01:52:25,824
So our mission is to find him
and get him to Optimus.
1843
01:52:25,886 --> 01:52:27,722
Alright, we're gonna draw
fire from the left flag.
1844
01:52:27,784 --> 01:52:28,772
I need a scout team.
1845
01:52:28,832 --> 01:52:29,854
I'm leading.
1846
01:52:30,235 --> 01:52:31,682
We'll walk through the middle
with Arcee and Ironhide.
1847
01:52:32,265 --> 01:52:33,793
Alright, when you see the precious cargo,
1848
01:52:33,842 --> 01:52:36,770
I want you to pop green smoke
and come back to those pillars.
1849
01:52:36,811 --> 01:52:38,031
We'll have the ambush set.
1850
01:52:38,370 --> 01:52:39,770
Alright, let's go,
move out!
1851
01:52:39,771 --> 01:52:40,774
Ooh-Rah!
1852
01:52:49,163 --> 01:52:51,336
Did you see that film
"Gunfight at the O.K. Corral"?
1853
01:52:53,375 --> 01:52:56,490
- Burt Lancaster, Kirk Douglas.
- No, why?
1854
01:52:59,570 --> 01:53:00,977
Looks like we're right in the middle of it.
1855
01:53:01,416 --> 01:53:02,236
Is that good?
1856
01:53:04,696 --> 01:53:06,061
Lot of people died.
1857
01:53:22,570 --> 01:53:25,232
- Oh, oh, oh...
- Hide!
1858
01:53:27,525 --> 01:53:28,662
Oh my God!
1859
01:53:50,820 --> 01:53:51,931
Sam, Sam.
1860
01:53:52,881 --> 01:53:54,385
***
1861
01:53:55,237 --> 01:53:56,856
Alright.
Get down, get down.
1862
01:54:01,466 --> 01:54:02,743
Once it's clear,
we'll run for Optimus
1863
01:54:02,793 --> 01:54:04,163
as fast we can, okay?
1864
01:54:05,999 --> 01:54:07,191
And what if it doesn't work?
1865
01:54:08,338 --> 01:54:09,253
This will work.
1866
01:54:09,866 --> 01:54:11,694
- Yeah, but what if it doesn't?
- It's gonna work.
1867
01:54:12,319 --> 01:54:13,225
It'll work.
1868
01:56:00,966 --> 01:56:02,031
We gotta jump.
1869
01:56:21,404 --> 01:56:22,580
We got a half mile.
1870
01:56:22,744 --> 01:56:24,228
I don't think the soldiers know we're here.
1871
01:56:27,020 --> 01:56:27,721
Fall back!
1872
01:56:28,296 --> 01:56:29,854
Ironhide, up the middle.
1873
01:56:30,192 --> 01:56:31,345
Ironhide, move it.
1874
01:56:32,198 --> 01:56:34,148
Go!
Go, go!
1875
01:56:45,478 --> 01:56:46,952
There's no way to go.
We're gonna die!
1876
01:56:46,953 --> 01:56:49,333
Listen, if we're going down,
we're going down like men, understand?
1877
01:57:19,002 --> 01:57:21,106
- Oh.
- Look at this motherf--
1878
01:57:21,697 --> 01:57:23,692
Mean robots suck!
1879
01:57:36,295 --> 01:57:37,064
Get back!
1880
01:57:42,096 --> 01:57:43,504
Grab it!
Don't let go.
1881
01:57:43,679 --> 01:57:45,125
Hang in there,
I got you.
1882
01:57:50,103 --> 01:57:51,281
I don't wanna die.
1883
01:57:53,527 --> 01:57:55,471
Kung-Fu grip, boy.
Kung-Fu grip.
1884
01:57:55,605 --> 01:57:56,712
Can't get me.
1885
01:58:01,135 --> 01:58:03,657
He dead.
He got so ate.
1886
01:58:04,002 --> 01:58:05,210
Who's your daddy now, huh?
1887
01:58:05,244 --> 01:58:06,378
He got all ate up.
1888
01:58:06,841 --> 01:58:08,667
Well, the safe place is right under it.
1889
01:58:08,956 --> 01:58:11,270
Run it.
Run for his feet!
1890
01:58:19,756 --> 01:58:23,146
You're never eating me.
I'm gonna bust your face up.
1891
01:58:31,763 --> 01:58:34,135
Nobody messes with me.
In your face!
1892
01:58:35,323 --> 01:58:36,469
Keep fightin', Mudflap.
1893
01:58:37,782 --> 01:58:38,720
Oh my God!
1894
01:58:42,069 --> 01:58:43,918
Yeehaw!
1895
01:58:45,637 --> 01:58:47,485
Nobody messes with the twins.
1896
01:58:50,507 --> 01:58:51,517
I got you.
1897
01:58:55,106 --> 01:58:57,434
Ow, man,
you shot me in the face!
1898
01:58:57,878 --> 01:59:00,136
- Stay under it!
- Yeah, stay under it.
1899
01:59:09,978 --> 01:59:11,802
Rampage, close the trap.
1900
01:59:21,541 --> 01:59:22,241
Judy!
1901
01:59:27,768 --> 01:59:29,371
- Sam!
- What?
1902
01:59:29,406 --> 01:59:30,181
Sam!
1903
01:59:30,940 --> 01:59:32,512
Sam! Sam!
1904
01:59:37,207 --> 01:59:38,230
Sam!
1905
01:59:38,740 --> 01:59:39,637
- Sam.
- Dad!
1906
01:59:47,691 --> 01:59:49,209
Wait! Wait!
1907
01:59:50,531 --> 01:59:51,281
Please listen--
1908
01:59:52,469 --> 01:59:54,088
I want you to run!
Run!
1909
01:59:54,129 --> 01:59:55,094
- Dad, just stop!
- Get out of here.
1910
01:59:55,129 --> 01:59:56,423
- They don't want you, they want me.
- Just run!
1911
01:59:56,667 --> 01:59:58,086
Oh God, wait!
1912
01:59:58,172 --> 02:00:00,933
- Samuel Witwicky.
- Wait.
1913
02:00:02,903 --> 02:00:04,215
This is what you want.
You don't want 'em.
1914
02:00:04,667 --> 02:00:06,674
- Go! Go!
- Please, stop! Stop!
1915
02:00:06,675 --> 02:00:08,625
- Why don't you--
- Just get out of here!
1916
02:00:09,751 --> 02:00:10,649
Just don't move.
1917
02:00:11,208 --> 02:00:11,908
I know you.
1918
02:00:12,078 --> 02:00:13,779
Just go!
Just go!
1919
02:00:13,814 --> 02:00:15,941
And I know that you need me.
1920
02:00:16,182 --> 02:00:17,288
Because I know about the Matrix.
1921
02:00:18,131 --> 02:00:19,737
- Don't do it. Sam, listen to me.
- Please, Dad.
1922
02:00:19,776 --> 02:00:20,734
They're gonna kill us all anyway.
1923
02:00:20,769 --> 02:00:22,220
Hey, hey.
Look.
1924
02:00:22,221 --> 02:00:23,573
This is what you want.
I'm here.
1925
02:00:24,289 --> 02:00:25,516
Bumblebee!
1926
02:00:29,620 --> 02:00:30,370
Help!
1927
02:00:38,392 --> 02:00:40,314
Kill him, Bee.
Kill him.
1928
02:01:19,605 --> 02:01:20,821
Come on,
get in.
1929
02:01:35,005 --> 02:01:36,935
- Bee?
- Yeah.
1930
02:01:40,150 --> 02:01:43,339
Hey! I don't know what's going on,
but we gotta move.
1931
02:01:46,970 --> 02:01:48,701
- Run!
- There's gotta be a way out of here.
1932
02:01:51,096 --> 02:01:52,543
Go back, go back!
1933
02:01:54,076 --> 02:01:55,996
Buckle up, buckle up!
Get in here.
1934
02:01:58,245 --> 02:02:00,396
Bee! Bumblebee!
1935
02:02:01,110 --> 02:02:02,969
You get them somewhere safe, alright?
1936
02:02:05,425 --> 02:02:06,759
You gotta get in the car.
You can be safe.
1937
02:02:06,799 --> 02:02:08,622
No, this is not a discussion.
1938
02:02:08,657 --> 02:02:10,048
- You're my son, alright?
- I know!
1939
02:02:10,049 --> 02:02:11,971
You're my son!
We'll all go together.
1940
02:02:12,011 --> 02:02:13,447
- Listen.
- We're all going together.
1941
02:02:13,483 --> 02:02:15,570
Dad, stop, okay?
Get in the car.
1942
02:02:15,605 --> 02:02:17,640
He's gonna get you to safety.
You know, you run.
1943
02:02:17,675 --> 02:02:19,890
You don't stop, you don't hide, you run.
You hear what I'm saying?
1944
02:02:20,132 --> 02:02:21,761
Okay?
I'll find you when you're safe.
1945
02:02:21,796 --> 02:02:23,257
- No.
- You gotta let me go, Dad.
1946
02:02:23,292 --> 02:02:24,653
You'll have to let me go.
1947
02:02:25,285 --> 02:02:26,786
- You have to.
- Ron.
1948
02:02:29,296 --> 02:02:31,890
Ron, Ron!
Let him go.
1949
02:02:33,785 --> 02:02:34,924
Just come back!
1950
02:02:35,639 --> 02:02:36,950
- Come back!
- Come on!
1951
02:02:36,951 --> 02:02:38,129
Mikaela, Mikaela!
1952
02:02:38,130 --> 02:02:39,900
- Go with my parents.
- I'm not gonna go with them.
1953
02:02:57,976 --> 02:03:00,715
- We got Jordanians!
- We got help!
1954
02:03:07,524 --> 02:03:08,626
Down!
1955
02:03:24,841 --> 02:03:25,797
You okay, soldier?
1956
02:03:26,474 --> 02:03:27,855
We're gonna help you,
soldier.
1957
02:03:28,136 --> 02:03:29,943
Let's get the wounded and clear the bird!
1958
02:03:29,978 --> 02:03:31,492
Stay still, stay still.
Don't move.
1959
02:03:32,095 --> 02:03:33,108
You alright, young man?
1960
02:03:33,336 --> 02:03:34,463
- You have a radio?
- Yes.
1961
02:03:35,809 --> 02:03:37,971
Hey kid,
it's been nice knowing you.
1962
02:03:38,154 --> 02:03:40,044
Remember what I did for my country.
1963
02:03:41,481 --> 02:03:42,962
This is my moment.
1964
02:03:44,162 --> 02:03:45,398
You're crazy!
1965
02:03:47,374 --> 02:03:49,220
ETA to station,
two minutes.
1966
02:03:49,255 --> 02:03:51,116
- Put it on the main screen.
- Sir, yes, sir.
1967
02:03:51,371 --> 02:03:52,404
Predator's airborne.
1968
02:04:02,828 --> 02:04:04,328
Oh shit, it's a trick.
1969
02:04:04,378 --> 02:04:06,827
Commence Operation Firestorm.
Send everyone.
1970
02:04:06,863 --> 02:04:09,690
- Get those boys out on the ground.*
- This is 101 in strike packages.*
1971
02:04:09,758 --> 02:04:11,372
Fast course river.* Execute lightly.
1972
02:04:31,694 --> 02:04:33,804
- Spotted Sam.
- Hurry, don't slow up!
1973
02:04:34,843 --> 02:04:36,089
Ironhide!
1974
02:04:36,856 --> 02:04:39,053
Follow us to the pillars.
We'll take you to Optimus.
1975
02:04:39,188 --> 02:04:39,890
Look out!
1976
02:04:42,893 --> 02:04:44,977
Sam, get to the pillars!
1977
02:04:46,251 --> 02:04:46,977
Let's go.
1978
02:04:50,927 --> 02:04:54,362
Oh God, this is it. The pyramids built
right over the machine.
1979
02:04:54,397 --> 02:04:55,869
They turn that machine on...
1980
02:04:57,566 --> 02:04:58,614
no more sun.
1981
02:05:01,245 --> 02:05:02,639
Not on my watch.
1982
02:05:02,766 --> 02:05:05,808
Not on my watch.
1983
02:05:16,614 --> 02:05:19,543
- USS Stennis, identify.
- Hey, where the hell are you?
1984
02:05:19,733 --> 02:05:20,565
What, you're on a weather channel?
1985
02:05:20,605 --> 02:05:22,667
Sports center,
"I dream of Jeannie" or something?
1986
02:05:22,697 --> 02:05:24,376
We get a pretty hundred satellites up there.
1987
02:05:24,468 --> 02:05:26,860
Where the hell are all our men?
1988
02:05:27,071 --> 02:05:28,640
Identify yourself.
1989
02:05:28,900 --> 02:05:30,236
What is your name, sailor?
1990
02:05:30,682 --> 02:05:35,847
Wilder, Captain of the
USS John C. Stennis Aircraft Carrier.
1991
02:05:36,973 --> 02:05:38,510
Okay, Captain Wilder,
1992
02:05:38,561 --> 02:05:41,030
this is Agent Seymour Simmons,
head of the Sector Seven.
1993
02:05:41,140 --> 02:05:43,514
There is a mother
of all non-biologicals
1994
02:05:43,549 --> 02:05:45,342
getting ready to blow up our Sun.
1995
02:05:45,636 --> 02:05:47,233
You wanna fool around
about my lack of clearance,
1996
02:05:47,268 --> 02:05:49,512
or you want to help save a gazillion lives?
1997
02:05:50,146 --> 02:05:52,531
Alright, Agent Simmons.
I'm listening.
1998
02:05:59,741 --> 02:06:01,079
Five klicks.
1999
02:06:01,377 --> 02:06:02,534
West of the gulf.
2000
02:06:02,535 --> 02:06:05,469
We got ourselves a dalion*
remodelling a pyramid.
2001
02:06:05,953 --> 02:06:08,959
I want hopes of prototype weapon
called a rail gun.
2002
02:06:09,020 --> 02:06:10,832
***
2003
02:06:10,882 --> 02:06:11,802
That's classified.
2004
02:06:11,853 --> 02:06:15,721
Don't talk to me about classified, alright?
2005
02:06:15,756 --> 02:06:17,491
Now if you've got a battleship in the gulf
2006
02:06:17,955 --> 02:06:19,006
equipped with that weapon,
2007
02:06:19,056 --> 02:06:21,293
you tell 'em to ready that weapon!
2008
02:06:22,303 --> 02:06:24,726
Contact Destroyer,
USS Kit.
2009
02:06:27,066 --> 02:06:28,800
This way!
Move it!
2010
02:06:30,773 --> 02:06:32,541
What do you need here?
2011
02:06:33,014 --> 02:06:34,704
Let's go! Go!
2012
02:06:38,527 --> 02:06:40,049
Give me your talk.
Come on.
2013
02:06:40,084 --> 02:06:40,786
Epps!
2014
02:06:45,628 --> 02:06:46,918
Right now,
we need air support.
2015
02:06:48,113 --> 02:06:49,379
That ship's in contact.
20 miles--
2016
02:06:49,848 --> 02:06:52,020
Grid on contact.
Proceed 88, Alpha Sierra.
2017
02:06:56,001 --> 02:06:57,207
USS Stennis 0-9-0,
2018
02:06:57,357 --> 02:07:01,249
you are approved to drop
a 2,000 pound [bomb].
2019
02:07:07,270 --> 02:07:08,553
- What you got?
- A detonator, sir.
2020
02:07:08,554 --> 02:07:10,590
They're 600 meters away and
they're heading right for the pillars.
2021
02:07:10,625 --> 02:07:11,326
Alright.
2022
02:07:12,036 --> 02:07:13,435
Precious cargo's coming.
2023
02:07:13,715 --> 02:07:14,521
Move!
2024
02:07:41,108 --> 02:07:41,994
Sam!
2025
02:07:42,289 --> 02:07:43,455
Spotted Sam.
2026
02:08:15,615 --> 02:08:16,154
Come on!
2027
02:08:16,155 --> 02:08:18,968
2-2, covering fire.
Two civilians, twelve o'clock.
2028
02:08:27,260 --> 02:08:28,255
Cover for us.
2029
02:08:35,286 --> 02:08:38,266
Call the air strike.
We'll rescue the civilians.
2030
02:08:57,813 --> 02:08:59,681
Come on. Get up!
2031
02:09:00,114 --> 02:09:00,816
Come on!
2032
02:09:01,905 --> 02:09:02,606
Get in here.
2033
02:09:03,422 --> 02:09:04,603
Oh look who showed up.
2034
02:09:04,865 --> 02:09:06,960
You better have a good reason
for us to be here.
2035
02:09:06,992 --> 02:09:07,884
Where's Optimus?
2036
02:09:08,114 --> 02:09:09,954
He's right over there,
across the courtyard.
2037
02:09:11,068 --> 02:09:11,949
I got to get to him right now.
2038
02:09:11,984 --> 02:09:13,404
No, we got an air strike coming.
2039
02:09:13,405 --> 02:09:14,883
I have to get to him right now.
2040
02:09:16,969 --> 02:09:18,435
Come here,
b-back.
2041
02:09:28,489 --> 02:09:30,068
Incoming!
2042
02:09:34,058 --> 02:09:37,004
Behold to the only Jetfire!
2043
02:09:38,198 --> 02:09:41,860
Now let me show you
how we brought them pain in my day.
2044
02:10:01,554 --> 02:10:03,224
I'm too old for this crap.
2045
02:10:03,274 --> 02:10:04,295
Keep going.
2046
02:10:04,296 --> 02:10:05,649
15 minutes of fighting.
2047
02:10:25,811 --> 02:10:29,628
I am directly below the enemy's scrotum.
2048
02:10:30,384 --> 02:10:32,591
25.7 metres above sea level,
2049
02:10:32,643 --> 02:10:33,782
29.32 north.
2050
02:10:33,817 --> 02:10:36,003
- Field track, 5-2, 0500 o'clock.
- Target acquired.
2051
02:10:36,075 --> 02:10:37,192
Killing track two.
2052
02:10:37,380 --> 02:10:39,205
Lock. Fire.
2053
02:10:54,211 --> 02:10:56,173
Yeah! Yeah!
2054
02:10:56,208 --> 02:10:59,884
B-1, stand on my target.
30 seconds, 2000 pounds inbound/i>
2055
02:10:59,934 --> 02:11:02,117
We're gonna make a break
for the beast on my command, okay?
2056
02:11:02,167 --> 02:11:04,039
You guys stick with me,
you understand?
2057
02:11:04,074 --> 02:11:05,056
You stay on my ass.
2058
02:11:05,107 --> 02:11:06,887
Watch out for orange smoke.
2059
02:11:06,937 --> 02:11:08,795
Hope these F-16s got good aim.
2060
02:11:08,796 --> 02:11:09,696
Yeah, why is that?
2061
02:11:10,121 --> 02:11:11,752
I told them to hit the orange smoke.
2062
02:11:13,583 --> 02:11:15,178
You mean our orange smoke?
2063
02:11:15,228 --> 02:11:16,998
It wasn't my best toss,
okay?
2064
02:11:17,107 --> 02:11:18,980
Viper, Thunder.
2065
02:11:19,411 --> 02:11:20,232
- Run!
- Run!
2066
02:11:28,713 --> 02:11:30,241
Incoming!
2067
02:11:33,371 --> 02:11:34,072
Come on.
2068
02:12:08,058 --> 02:12:08,987
Die!
2069
02:12:15,966 --> 02:12:17,318
Sam!
2070
02:12:33,396 --> 02:12:35,214
Hold your fire!
2071
02:12:37,455 --> 02:12:38,157
Sam!
2072
02:12:40,159 --> 02:12:42,460
Get out!
Get me an EVAC.
2073
02:12:45,119 --> 02:12:46,644
Can't you do something?
2074
02:13:21,762 --> 02:13:23,825
- Sam! Sam...
- Sam!
2075
02:13:30,503 --> 02:13:33,023
Come on, we got to move.
We got to move! Come on!
2076
02:13:34,575 --> 02:13:35,853
Administer CPR.
2077
02:13:37,042 --> 02:13:38,089
That's our son!
I wanna see my son.
2078
02:13:38,139 --> 02:13:39,095
Sammy!
2079
02:13:42,944 --> 02:13:46,385
Clear! Take a shot.
Clear! Take a shot.
2080
02:13:46,477 --> 02:13:47,635
One, two, three.
2081
02:13:50,757 --> 02:13:51,459
Do it again.
2082
02:13:57,200 --> 02:13:59,043
Sam!
2083
02:14:00,883 --> 02:14:06,032
Okay, listen to my voice.
I love you and I need you.
2084
02:14:06,866 --> 02:14:12,224
Please, please come back to me.
Sam, please! I love you!
2085
02:14:23,994 --> 02:14:25,820
Am I dead?
2086
02:14:26,611 --> 02:14:30,922
We have been watching you.
A long, long time.
2087
02:14:33,212 --> 02:14:35,269
You have fought for Optimus,
2088
02:14:35,441 --> 02:14:39,933
our last descendant,
with courage and with sacrifice.
2089
02:14:39,968 --> 02:14:42,593
The virtues of a leader.
2090
02:14:43,049 --> 02:14:46,163
A leader worthy of our secret.
2091
02:14:46,475 --> 02:14:49,370
The Matrix of Leadership is not found.
2092
02:14:49,892 --> 02:14:51,311
It is earned.
2093
02:14:52,407 --> 02:14:54,686
Return now to Optimus,
2094
02:14:55,321 --> 02:14:57,564
merge the Matrix with his Spark.
2095
02:14:58,256 --> 02:15:02,952
It is, and always has been,
your destiny.
2096
02:15:07,758 --> 02:15:08,745
Sam.
2097
02:15:15,096 --> 02:15:16,433
I love you.
2098
02:15:55,316 --> 02:15:58,225
Boy, you returned for me.
2099
02:15:59,675 --> 02:16:01,688
A living Prime!
2100
02:16:03,217 --> 02:16:05,656
I don't believe it.
2101
02:16:15,841 --> 02:16:18,241
My Matrix.
2102
02:16:23,719 --> 02:16:25,019
Get up, get up,
get up, get up.
2103
02:16:26,239 --> 02:16:27,506
Get up, Prime!
2104
02:16:29,299 --> 02:16:32,802
- Oh, no.
- He's turned on the machine.
2105
02:16:33,607 --> 02:16:35,329
You gotta stop him.
Get up!
2106
02:16:35,650 --> 02:16:37,203
Optimus!
2107
02:16:39,287 --> 02:16:41,763
Fallen, my master.
2108
02:16:41,934 --> 02:16:46,267
My brothers could not stop me from this.
2109
02:16:47,282 --> 02:16:51,835
- Yes.
- Now I claim your sun.
2110
02:16:54,700 --> 02:16:56,369
Enemy target,
top of pyramid.
2111
02:16:56,370 --> 02:16:58,527
Engage,
engage, engage.
2112
02:17:03,890 --> 02:17:06,811
In moments,
we'll be at firing strength.
2113
02:17:22,533 --> 02:17:24,184
In all my Decepticon life,
2114
02:17:24,259 --> 02:17:26,990
I never did a thing worth doing,
until now.
2115
02:17:27,764 --> 02:17:30,545
Optimus, take my parts.
2116
02:17:30,759 --> 02:17:33,660
And you'll have a power
you've never known.
2117
02:17:34,577 --> 02:17:36,755
Fulfill your destiny.
2118
02:17:42,793 --> 02:17:47,051
Jolt, electrify!
Transplant those afterburners.
2119
02:18:05,644 --> 02:18:07,288
Let's roll.
2120
02:18:09,754 --> 02:18:11,608
Fire. Take off to the pyramid!
2121
02:18:23,670 --> 02:18:27,315
This planet will be dark forever.
2122
02:18:49,669 --> 02:18:51,914
Die like your brothers.
2123
02:18:52,523 --> 02:18:54,831
They were your brothers too.
2124
02:19:23,469 --> 02:19:25,753
Starscream!
2125
02:19:38,659 --> 02:19:40,719
You picked the wrong planet!
2126
02:19:43,661 --> 02:19:45,660
Give me your face.
2127
02:19:54,131 --> 02:19:58,264
I rise.
You fall.
2128
02:20:00,358 --> 02:20:03,556
No. No.
2129
02:20:05,040 --> 02:20:09,791
Not to call you a coward,
Master, but sometimes
2130
02:20:09,791 --> 02:20:13,509
cowards do survive.
2131
02:20:14,045 --> 02:20:15,977
This isn't over.
2132
02:20:43,436 --> 02:20:46,267
It took all of this for you
to tell me that you love me.
2133
02:20:47,984 --> 02:20:49,454
You said it first.
2134
02:21:40,898 --> 02:21:43,307
Thank you, Sam,
for saving my life.
2135
02:21:44,766 --> 02:21:45,467
You're welcome.
2136
02:21:46,799 --> 02:21:48,536
Thank you for believing in me.
2137
02:21:53,259 --> 02:21:57,898
Our races united by a
history long forgotten
2138
02:21:57,899 --> 02:22:01,205
and a future we shall face together.
2139
02:22:01,934 --> 02:22:06,195
I am Optimus Prime,
and I send this message
2140
02:22:06,225 --> 02:22:09,466
so that our past
will always be remembered.
2141
02:22:09,467 --> 02:22:12,386
For in those memories,
we live on.
2142
02:22:36,080 --> 02:22:39,580
We're so glad you could join us,
Professor Einstein.
2143
02:22:39,781 --> 02:22:41,781
Yeah, I was kind of busy.
2144
02:22:44,460 --> 02:22:45,960
Okay.
2145
02:22:46,305 --> 02:22:52,591
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