1 00:01:01,061 --> 00:01:02,938 Tori Frederking is back. 2 00:01:02,996 --> 00:01:04,600 Her parents sent her to Europe for the summer 3 00:01:04,664 --> 00:01:06,644 as a graduation gift, but she's back. 4 00:01:06,699 --> 00:01:09,612 And I have three confirmed sightings of her in this mall. 5 00:01:09,669 --> 00:01:11,671 Matt, I don't care about Tori Frederking. 6 00:01:11,738 --> 00:01:15,208 I care about her, aged to perfection. 7 00:01:15,275 --> 00:01:16,777 - Man... - Daddy likey. 8 00:01:16,843 --> 00:01:18,186 Barry, you gotta focus here, man. 9 00:01:18,244 --> 00:01:20,383 I'm talking about The Frederking. 10 00:01:20,447 --> 00:01:23,894 You have to focus, OK? That was in the tenth grade. 11 00:01:23,950 --> 00:01:25,896 You got truth-or-dared into a closet with the girl. 12 00:01:25,952 --> 00:01:28,956 It was literally seven minutes in heaven. 13 00:01:29,022 --> 00:01:31,093 When we got out of that closet, she told everyone at that party 14 00:01:31,157 --> 00:01:32,431 that I was an amazing kisser. 15 00:01:32,492 --> 00:01:34,233 - ...amazing kisser. - She did. 16 00:01:34,294 --> 00:01:35,796 But you didn't kiss her. 17 00:01:35,862 --> 00:01:38,365 You spent seven minutes shitting your pants and not making a move. 18 00:01:38,431 --> 00:01:40,274 I know, that's what makes her so fucking awesome. 19 00:01:40,333 --> 00:01:41,368 When I got out of the closet, 20 00:01:41,434 --> 00:01:43,107 everyone started ragging on me for choking, 21 00:01:43,169 --> 00:01:45,581 she lied and said that I was an amazing kisser. 22 00:01:45,638 --> 00:01:48,244 - Pretty stellar move, huh? - To the max. 23 00:01:48,308 --> 00:01:51,118 Oh, my God, I've been hearing this story since we shared our mother's uterus. 24 00:01:51,177 --> 00:01:52,417 Oh, and by the way, 25 00:01:52,479 --> 00:01:54,857 did you even have the balls to ask her out after that? 26 00:01:54,914 --> 00:01:56,450 - I can't recall. - No, but only because... 27 00:01:56,516 --> 00:01:59,759 I never had my in. Don't do this. 28 00:01:59,819 --> 00:02:01,856 Hey. Come on. 29 00:02:02,589 --> 00:02:04,694 How do you always know what I'm gonna say? Fuck! 30 00:02:04,757 --> 00:02:06,395 You guys are really freaking me out with that twin shit. 31 00:02:06,459 --> 00:02:07,733 Watch and learn, brother. 32 00:02:07,794 --> 00:02:09,899 I'm going in. 33 00:02:09,963 --> 00:02:11,465 Eye of the tiger, buddy. 34 00:02:11,531 --> 00:02:14,978 Eye of the tiger. 35 00:02:15,034 --> 00:02:16,513 I don't like how this looks. 36 00:02:16,569 --> 00:02:17,912 No, no good. 37 00:02:22,242 --> 00:02:25,416 So... So you like, uh, music? 38 00:02:26,312 --> 00:02:27,450 I hate it. 39 00:02:28,882 --> 00:02:29,917 Swing and a miss. 40 00:02:29,983 --> 00:02:31,690 - Ooh... - Swing and a miss. 41 00:02:31,751 --> 00:02:33,355 Oh, not the book, Barry. 42 00:02:33,419 --> 00:02:35,763 Oh, no, no, not The Art of War Oh, God. 43 00:02:35,822 --> 00:02:38,132 You ever read, uh... Sun Tzu's Art of War? 44 00:02:39,292 --> 00:02:41,966 I have. It's amazing. 45 00:02:42,662 --> 00:02:44,505 I'll give you my number. 46 00:02:44,564 --> 00:02:46,043 I'll loan it to you. 47 00:02:46,099 --> 00:02:48,340 Get back to me at a later date of your choosing, 48 00:02:48,401 --> 00:02:50,142 and we'll have a... 49 00:02:50,203 --> 00:02:53,184 I don't know, a bottle of chilled white zin. 50 00:02:53,239 --> 00:02:54,513 Holy shit! 51 00:02:59,512 --> 00:03:01,150 Oh! 52 00:03:08,221 --> 00:03:10,633 I'm free on, uh... Saturday. 53 00:03:11,524 --> 00:03:12,628 Call me. 54 00:04:13,720 --> 00:04:15,791 Win one for the Gipper. 55 00:04:34,741 --> 00:04:35,947 Hey, Tori! 56 00:04:36,009 --> 00:04:37,511 Hey, guys. 57 00:04:44,550 --> 00:04:45,585 Wow. 58 00:04:46,786 --> 00:04:48,663 This humpback whale just swims by me, right? 59 00:04:48,721 --> 00:04:50,997 I've never felt so scared in my life. 60 00:04:51,057 --> 00:04:53,094 That's when it hit me. 61 00:04:53,159 --> 00:04:54,638 This is what I want to do with my life. 62 00:04:54,694 --> 00:04:56,367 This is what I want others to see. 63 00:04:56,429 --> 00:04:58,875 That's why the second I got back to LA... 64 00:04:58,931 --> 00:05:01,673 Boom! Open Mint Travel. 65 00:05:01,734 --> 00:05:03,441 - Wait, you own it? - Yeah, dude. 66 00:05:03,503 --> 00:05:05,505 Went to the bank, got a loan. 67 00:05:05,571 --> 00:05:07,517 - Pieces fell right into place. - Huh. 68 00:05:07,573 --> 00:05:09,246 So what about you? I thought you went to, uh... 69 00:05:09,309 --> 00:05:10,947 - MIT. - MIT! 70 00:05:11,010 --> 00:05:14,583 Yeah. I just graduated. But, uh, I hated it. 71 00:05:14,647 --> 00:05:16,820 Yeah, it was all, like, theory and machines, 72 00:05:16,883 --> 00:05:18,829 and I was on this one-way highway, 73 00:05:18,885 --> 00:05:21,798 and I was, like, you know, "Rest stop, please!" 74 00:05:21,854 --> 00:05:24,767 So this is a rest stop? 75 00:05:24,824 --> 00:05:27,600 Oh, yeah, but this is totally temporary. 76 00:05:27,660 --> 00:05:29,697 You know what you should do? 77 00:05:29,762 --> 00:05:30,797 You should travel. 78 00:05:30,863 --> 00:05:33,537 See the world, find your humpback whale. 79 00:05:33,599 --> 00:05:35,374 You come see me, OK? 80 00:05:35,435 --> 00:05:37,779 Seriously, it's a slow season right now. 81 00:05:37,837 --> 00:05:39,441 Everybody's at work or school. 82 00:05:39,505 --> 00:05:42,213 Perfect time for Matt to shine. 83 00:05:42,275 --> 00:05:43,845 You take care, man. 84 00:05:45,411 --> 00:05:47,152 Don't you forget it. 85 00:06:48,341 --> 00:06:50,412 - Excuse me. - Oh, I'm sorry. 86 00:06:56,315 --> 00:06:57,851 Hey, don't I know you? 87 00:06:58,918 --> 00:07:00,192 I don't think so. 88 00:07:00,253 --> 00:07:02,199 No, I do. I know you from somewhere. 89 00:07:02,255 --> 00:07:03,325 Hmm... 90 00:07:04,524 --> 00:07:05,867 Oh, you went to Shermer, didn't you? 91 00:07:05,925 --> 00:07:07,700 - I did! Oh, that must be it. - Yes. 92 00:07:07,760 --> 00:07:09,262 - Yeah, me, too. - Oh, weird. 93 00:07:09,328 --> 00:07:10,602 I actually think you were in my homeroom. 94 00:07:10,663 --> 00:07:12,643 - What? - Yeah. 95 00:07:12,698 --> 00:07:14,200 You're the really smart kid. 96 00:07:14,267 --> 00:07:15,541 Oh. 97 00:07:15,601 --> 00:07:17,877 You won the attendance award, every year. 98 00:07:19,172 --> 00:07:21,413 - Yeah. - It's me, Tori. 99 00:07:21,474 --> 00:07:22,612 Matt Franklin. 100 00:07:22,675 --> 00:07:24,484 I knew, I knew you from somewhere. 101 00:07:24,544 --> 00:07:25,750 Cool. 102 00:07:27,847 --> 00:07:30,487 So you... What are you up to? 103 00:07:30,550 --> 00:07:34,794 Well, uh, I went to Duke, and I graduated, with honors. 104 00:07:34,854 --> 00:07:35,855 Ah. 105 00:07:35,922 --> 00:07:37,924 Yeah, and then I got awarded this internship 106 00:07:37,990 --> 00:07:39,526 at Drexel Burnham, so... 107 00:07:39,592 --> 00:07:41,162 Well, I moved back. 108 00:07:41,227 --> 00:07:42,831 Oh, it's an investment bank. 109 00:07:42,895 --> 00:07:43,896 I know what it is. 110 00:07:43,963 --> 00:07:45,340 Oh, I didn't mean to... 111 00:07:45,398 --> 00:07:46,672 No, no, it's fine. 112 00:07:46,732 --> 00:07:48,575 Just, I'm in the same business, so... 113 00:07:48,634 --> 00:07:49,977 - Really? - Yeah. 114 00:07:50,036 --> 00:07:51,481 Where do you work? 115 00:07:52,538 --> 00:07:54,142 I'm at Goldman Sachs. 116 00:07:54,207 --> 00:07:56,619 Oh, that's funny, I didn't know they had an office in Los Angeles. 117 00:07:59,078 --> 00:08:01,388 I know, that's weird, uh... 118 00:08:01,447 --> 00:08:04,018 a lot of people don't. 119 00:08:05,284 --> 00:08:07,491 I'm in Japanese takeovers. 120 00:08:07,553 --> 00:08:09,123 Oh. 121 00:08:09,188 --> 00:08:12,829 So, are you going to Kyle Masterson's party tonight? 122 00:08:12,892 --> 00:08:14,565 Uh, I don't know. 123 00:08:14,627 --> 00:08:17,540 Oh. You should totally go. It was pretty good last year. 124 00:08:17,597 --> 00:08:20,043 Word is, someone's gonna ride The Ball tonight. 125 00:08:23,035 --> 00:08:24,844 Where are they? 126 00:08:24,904 --> 00:08:26,178 Weird. 127 00:08:26,239 --> 00:08:29,686 Hello? 128 00:08:29,742 --> 00:08:31,346 No. Just take it. Just... 129 00:08:31,410 --> 00:08:33,356 Just take it. There we go. 130 00:08:33,412 --> 00:08:36,154 I'll pay for it when this jackass gets back. 131 00:08:36,215 --> 00:08:37,956 Great. Thank you. 132 00:08:38,017 --> 00:08:40,998 So maybe I'll see you tonight... 133 00:08:41,053 --> 00:08:42,054 Teri? 134 00:08:42,121 --> 00:08:43,327 Tori. 135 00:08:43,389 --> 00:08:45,266 Right, Tori. Sorry. 136 00:08:54,000 --> 00:08:55,377 Barry Nathan. 137 00:08:55,434 --> 00:08:59,473 Dude, you are not gonna believe who was just in here. Tori Frederking. 138 00:08:59,539 --> 00:09:00,847 Bottom line it for me. 139 00:09:00,907 --> 00:09:02,545 I think she was flirting with me. 140 00:09:02,608 --> 00:09:04,144 I honestly got that vibe. 141 00:09:04,210 --> 00:09:06,588 That's highly unlikely. Can you do better for me, boss? 142 00:09:06,646 --> 00:09:10,560 She said I should totally go to Kyle Masterson's party tonight. 143 00:09:10,616 --> 00:09:12,186 This is it. I finally have my in. 144 00:09:12,251 --> 00:09:14,356 - I see. - We're going to that party. 145 00:09:14,420 --> 00:09:15,899 I'm finally getting her phone number. 146 00:09:15,955 --> 00:09:17,866 Yeah. That's all you got for me? 147 00:09:17,924 --> 00:09:20,336 Oh, yeah, right. What do you know about investment banking? 148 00:09:20,393 --> 00:09:22,270 - Nothing. - Currencies? 149 00:09:22,328 --> 00:09:25,605 Nothing? That's unacceptable. 150 00:09:25,665 --> 00:09:27,838 You gotta bend a bit here more, boss. 151 00:09:27,900 --> 00:09:29,538 This guy just had another baby! 152 00:09:29,602 --> 00:09:31,240 Oh, you're trying to close a sale. 153 00:09:31,304 --> 00:09:33,841 Vagina, vagina, vagina, vagina, vagina, vagina, vagina. 154 00:09:33,906 --> 00:09:35,681 Vagina. 155 00:09:35,741 --> 00:09:37,414 Good luck. We'll pick you up at five. 156 00:09:37,476 --> 00:09:38,955 Fine! No, I will! 157 00:09:39,011 --> 00:09:41,287 I'll take it out of my own goddamn salary! 158 00:09:41,347 --> 00:09:44,692 Fine! No, thank you, it's a pleasure! 159 00:09:44,750 --> 00:09:46,730 Such a fucking pleasure! 160 00:09:46,786 --> 00:09:51,201 I'm sorry that you had to witness that... 161 00:09:51,257 --> 00:09:53,396 Steven. 162 00:09:53,459 --> 00:09:55,268 That bastard's not gonna budge, but, um, 163 00:09:55,328 --> 00:09:57,968 off the top of my head, this is what I'm gonna do. 164 00:09:58,030 --> 00:10:01,807 I'm gonna knock three grand off. 165 00:10:03,402 --> 00:10:05,780 Your boss is standing right behind you. 166 00:10:07,106 --> 00:10:10,781 And I'm not buying your bullshit... Barry. 167 00:10:10,843 --> 00:10:12,516 Or a sedan. 168 00:10:24,390 --> 00:10:26,836 Fuck me, fuck me, fuck me. 169 00:10:26,892 --> 00:10:28,064 Fuck me. 170 00:10:38,804 --> 00:10:43,344 You know what? I gave up college for you bastards! 171 00:10:49,315 --> 00:10:51,090 Oh, shit. 172 00:10:51,150 --> 00:10:52,720 - Start the engine! - Oh, my God. 173 00:10:54,720 --> 00:10:57,428 - Oh, my God. - Fuck you! 174 00:10:59,492 --> 00:11:02,132 So, um, Dad, somebody's gonna ride The Ball tonight. 175 00:11:02,194 --> 00:11:03,935 Darling, nobody rode 176 00:11:03,996 --> 00:11:07,205 that thing when I was a kid, and nobody's gonna ride it tonight. 177 00:11:07,266 --> 00:11:09,769 How's your dad doing, Barry? 178 00:11:09,835 --> 00:11:12,372 Well, his parole got pushed back about six months, 179 00:11:12,438 --> 00:11:14,281 so he's pretty upset about that. 180 00:11:14,340 --> 00:11:16,149 You know, I... 181 00:11:16,208 --> 00:11:18,950 still don't understand why they let you go. 182 00:11:20,413 --> 00:11:22,825 Seven years of my life, Libby. 183 00:11:22,882 --> 00:11:24,225 They stole my youth. 184 00:11:24,817 --> 00:11:26,558 Well, look at it this way, Barry. 185 00:11:26,619 --> 00:11:28,496 At least you went for it. 186 00:11:28,554 --> 00:11:30,727 You realized a goal, you rolled up your sleeves 187 00:11:30,790 --> 00:11:32,326 and you applied yourself. 188 00:11:32,391 --> 00:11:33,995 Well, I see 189 00:11:34,060 --> 00:11:36,404 the traditional evening's torture is in full swing. 190 00:11:38,130 --> 00:11:40,235 Matthew, we had a deal. 191 00:11:40,299 --> 00:11:42,711 You said, "Just give me the summer to figure things out." 192 00:11:42,768 --> 00:11:46,511 Well, guess what. The summer's over. I want to hear your plan. 193 00:11:46,572 --> 00:11:49,052 Dad, I guess my plan is to keep working at Suncoast 194 00:11:49,108 --> 00:11:52,954 until I figure out what I really want to do with my life. 195 00:11:53,012 --> 00:11:55,720 Why don't you just get an engineering job until you figure it out? 196 00:11:55,781 --> 00:11:58,421 Honey, we just think you have such potential. 197 00:11:58,484 --> 00:12:00,225 I mean, you could be anything. 198 00:12:00,286 --> 00:12:02,994 You could be an astronaut. 199 00:12:03,055 --> 00:12:06,400 Oh. Problem solved. I'll just be an astronaut. 200 00:12:06,459 --> 00:12:07,938 Matthew, 201 00:12:07,993 --> 00:12:10,098 I didn't give a quarter of my savings to MIT 202 00:12:10,162 --> 00:12:12,369 so you could work at the mall. 203 00:12:13,265 --> 00:12:16,803 I'll see you all in the morning. I gotta go to work. 204 00:12:17,470 --> 00:12:18,847 Matt! 205 00:12:20,439 --> 00:12:21,713 Are you OK? 206 00:12:21,774 --> 00:12:23,776 I applied to Cambridge for my master's. 207 00:12:23,843 --> 00:12:26,187 Holy shit! You finally did it. 208 00:12:26,245 --> 00:12:28,225 - I don't want to open it. - Why not? 209 00:12:28,280 --> 00:12:30,590 Because I'm scared, dipshit. 210 00:12:30,649 --> 00:12:32,424 Oh. Do you want me to open it? 211 00:12:32,485 --> 00:12:34,692 No! No, Matt. No! Knock it off! 212 00:12:34,754 --> 00:12:35,926 - I think you do. - Don't. 213 00:12:35,988 --> 00:12:39,868 Wendy... You're going to England. 214 00:12:39,925 --> 00:12:42,371 I don't know. I don't know. I don't even know if I'd go. 215 00:12:42,428 --> 00:12:43,463 Why? 216 00:12:43,529 --> 00:12:45,406 I don't know if Kyle would come or not. 217 00:12:45,464 --> 00:12:47,842 We take possession of the condo on Tuesday. 218 00:12:47,900 --> 00:12:50,346 - His dad's put me in charge... - Well, I mean, look, he'll visit. 219 00:12:50,402 --> 00:12:53,815 He needs to experience a new language. Open it. 220 00:12:55,141 --> 00:12:58,145 I just applied to see if I could get in. 221 00:12:59,178 --> 00:13:01,419 OK, Wendy, you know 222 00:13:01,480 --> 00:13:03,619 that I hate giving you compliments, right? 223 00:13:04,250 --> 00:13:05,285 Yeah. 224 00:13:05,351 --> 00:13:07,422 I've read your short stories. 225 00:13:07,486 --> 00:13:08,760 They're amazing. 226 00:13:09,755 --> 00:13:11,166 I know. 227 00:13:11,223 --> 00:13:13,760 Open it. Open it. 228 00:13:13,826 --> 00:13:15,271 Open it. 229 00:13:15,327 --> 00:13:16,772 Fucking open it. 230 00:13:16,829 --> 00:13:18,137 - No! - OK, OK... 231 00:13:18,197 --> 00:13:20,199 No, I'm not going to. No, not now. 232 00:13:20,266 --> 00:13:21,768 No, I just want to have fun tonight. 233 00:13:21,834 --> 00:13:25,577 Matt... don't tell anyone. Promise. 234 00:13:25,638 --> 00:13:27,879 You can trust me. 235 00:13:27,940 --> 00:13:29,283 I'm a Goldman Sachs man. 236 00:13:29,341 --> 00:13:30,945 Good luck with that. 237 00:13:36,816 --> 00:13:38,352 OK, here we go. 238 00:13:38,417 --> 00:13:42,763 Nelson Mandela, Purple Rain, windsurfing... 239 00:13:42,822 --> 00:13:44,824 - Windsurfing? - Windsurfing? 240 00:13:45,724 --> 00:13:47,169 What am I doing? 241 00:13:47,226 --> 00:13:48,569 Whoa... 242 00:13:50,229 --> 00:13:51,765 I'll never get this girl. 243 00:13:51,831 --> 00:13:54,471 Hey, hey, hey... 244 00:13:54,533 --> 00:13:56,740 I don't want to hear that talk tonight. 245 00:13:56,802 --> 00:13:58,304 OK? How long do I know you? 246 00:13:58,370 --> 00:14:01,613 - Since fifth grade. - Since fifth grade. That's right. 247 00:14:02,408 --> 00:14:04,012 You're whipping it real good now. 248 00:14:04,076 --> 00:14:07,455 Look at you. You're the smartest guy I know. 249 00:14:07,513 --> 00:14:10,858 Your acne is all cleared up. 250 00:14:10,916 --> 00:14:12,862 - Yeah. - Hey... 251 00:14:12,918 --> 00:14:15,728 You've had sex now. 252 00:14:15,788 --> 00:14:17,290 - Yeah. - Yeah. 253 00:14:17,356 --> 00:14:20,303 I'm gonna be with you every step of the way. 254 00:14:20,359 --> 00:14:24,171 You're gonna do this, Matt. And you're gonna do it well. 255 00:14:25,764 --> 00:14:28,335 You're gonna get this broad's number. 256 00:14:28,400 --> 00:14:31,279 Hey, great work today, you guys, all right? Thank you very much. 257 00:14:31,337 --> 00:14:32,714 Good job today. 258 00:14:32,771 --> 00:14:35,115 Appreciate it. Bien. Mucho. 259 00:14:35,174 --> 00:14:36,710 - Hey, Kyle. Kyle! - Hey. 260 00:14:36,775 --> 00:14:38,220 Get these lights on. Let's see what this looks like. 261 00:14:38,277 --> 00:14:39,950 Hey, watch, I'm gonna school this bitch. 262 00:14:40,012 --> 00:14:42,390 Guys, get a beer. You're off the clock. Hang out. Good job today. 263 00:14:42,448 --> 00:14:46,897 Oh! Stellar! That's exactly what I'm talking about. 264 00:14:46,952 --> 00:14:48,454 We having a party here or what? 265 00:14:48,520 --> 00:14:50,500 Play that fucking music, white boy. 266 00:15:02,368 --> 00:15:05,212 Oh, if I didn't have a cast on, I would school you little bitches. 267 00:15:49,148 --> 00:15:52,527 Oh, shit. I... I can't show up in this car. 268 00:15:52,584 --> 00:15:54,586 - Why not? - Uh... 269 00:15:54,653 --> 00:15:57,327 The Frederking does not roll in a kumquat. 270 00:15:59,992 --> 00:16:02,734 Whoa. That's my graduation bottle from MIT. 271 00:16:02,795 --> 00:16:04,274 Mm-hm. 272 00:16:04,330 --> 00:16:05,741 Come on, I was saving that for something special. 273 00:16:05,798 --> 00:16:07,243 It's kind of special 274 00:16:07,299 --> 00:16:10,337 that I've never drunk this much this fast before. 275 00:16:11,503 --> 00:16:13,414 Hey, listen, you will get through this. 276 00:16:13,472 --> 00:16:17,614 Hey! I got fired today, OK? 277 00:16:17,676 --> 00:16:19,815 Fired. 278 00:16:19,878 --> 00:16:23,849 I didn't go to "screw all day and drink all night" college, 279 00:16:23,916 --> 00:16:26,726 like you twin bastards did. 280 00:16:26,785 --> 00:16:29,231 Tonight, I'm catching up! 281 00:16:30,923 --> 00:16:32,869 Take a right at these lights up here. 282 00:16:32,925 --> 00:16:35,531 - Why? - Take a right! 283 00:16:37,696 --> 00:16:38,936 I'm sorry. 284 00:16:47,673 --> 00:16:49,550 I'm having no part of this. 285 00:16:49,608 --> 00:16:54,216 Yeah, Barry, I'm a little fuzzy on how we're gonna get away with this. 286 00:16:54,279 --> 00:16:56,225 I have a set of keys. 287 00:16:56,281 --> 00:16:57,885 I know all the alarm codes. 288 00:16:59,018 --> 00:17:01,328 It's almost perfectly legitimate. 289 00:17:01,387 --> 00:17:03,162 Almost. 290 00:17:04,490 --> 00:17:06,902 You just honk the horn if anyone shows up. 291 00:17:06,959 --> 00:17:08,495 Roger that. 292 00:17:08,560 --> 00:17:09,595 Come on. 293 00:17:21,673 --> 00:17:25,519 Listen, Barry, I really don't want to spend tonight in the LA County Jail, 294 00:17:25,577 --> 00:17:28,080 giving some white supremacist a crying blowjob. 295 00:17:28,147 --> 00:17:30,650 That's not gonna happen, Matt. 296 00:17:30,716 --> 00:17:33,560 There's no way you'd cry. 297 00:17:33,619 --> 00:17:37,123 Look. Mike, the prick bastard sales manager who fired me, 298 00:17:37,189 --> 00:17:41,569 keeps the keys to the 56OSL in his prick bastard desk. 299 00:17:41,627 --> 00:17:43,732 Come on, come on, come on... 300 00:17:45,330 --> 00:17:46,502 I don't know, man. 301 00:17:46,565 --> 00:17:49,409 What? We're gonna bring it back later. Nobody's gonna know the difference. OK? 302 00:17:49,468 --> 00:17:52,347 I don't know. What if someone sees us? I think there might be security cameras. 303 00:17:52,404 --> 00:17:56,580 Matt, stop thinking. OK? Tonight, we're just doing. 304 00:17:57,109 --> 00:18:00,147 - Shut off the alarm. - No problem. 305 00:18:12,157 --> 00:18:15,070 Fuck! 306 00:18:15,127 --> 00:18:18,040 They changed the alarm codes, man. Those bastards didn't trust me. 307 00:18:18,097 --> 00:18:20,407 I wonder why? 308 00:18:27,306 --> 00:18:29,684 Oh, my God. Holy fuck. This is great! 309 00:18:34,847 --> 00:18:35,882 Ah... 310 00:18:41,620 --> 00:18:44,430 You pussy! Get back in the game! 311 00:18:44,490 --> 00:18:45,560 Come on! 312 00:18:51,530 --> 00:18:54,204 Oh, God! 313 00:19:01,807 --> 00:19:04,185 Top down! Top down! 314 00:19:04,243 --> 00:19:05,916 What the hell is he doing? 315 00:19:10,782 --> 00:19:13,922 Woo! 316 00:19:19,925 --> 00:19:20,995 Test drive? 317 00:19:32,037 --> 00:19:34,608 - What the fuck? Holy shit! - Woo! 318 00:19:34,673 --> 00:19:36,516 - Stole a car! - Holy shit. 319 00:19:36,575 --> 00:19:39,112 - We stole a car! - Barry, holy fucking shit. 320 00:19:39,178 --> 00:19:40,521 - Woo! - Unbelievable. 321 00:19:45,350 --> 00:19:46,488 Woo! 322 00:19:46,552 --> 00:19:48,998 I've never driven a 56OSL before, Matt. 323 00:19:51,423 --> 00:19:53,096 They never let me. 324 00:19:54,626 --> 00:19:58,301 Uh, man... Maybe you should take it back. 325 00:19:58,363 --> 00:20:02,038 No. You need this car tonight, Matt. 326 00:20:02,100 --> 00:20:03,977 You need this car tonight! 327 00:20:06,638 --> 00:20:08,515 - Woo-hoo-hoo! - Woo! 328 00:20:38,704 --> 00:20:40,547 Oh, my God. 329 00:20:45,344 --> 00:20:48,518 Think your prick bastard boss keeps a comb in here? 330 00:20:52,884 --> 00:20:53,885 Holy... 331 00:20:56,755 --> 00:20:58,564 Are you stupid? 332 00:21:03,795 --> 00:21:05,797 What is that finger thing? 333 00:21:05,864 --> 00:21:07,036 I don't know. 334 00:21:09,835 --> 00:21:11,815 Tastes like aspirin. 335 00:21:11,870 --> 00:21:13,645 My tongue is numb. 336 00:21:14,840 --> 00:21:16,842 Holy shit, Barry, that was awesome! 337 00:21:16,908 --> 00:21:18,444 - Fantastic. - Oh, my God. 338 00:21:21,513 --> 00:21:24,289 - Huh? - My God! 339 00:21:29,921 --> 00:21:32,333 - Sunshine! - Hammer pants! 340 00:21:34,660 --> 00:21:37,436 Hey. How's it goin', out-points? 341 00:21:37,496 --> 00:21:39,840 Hey, did you two manage to fuck each other yet? 342 00:21:40,799 --> 00:21:42,005 - What? - What? 343 00:21:42,067 --> 00:21:45,048 Oh, shit! Matt! Matt Franklin! 344 00:21:45,103 --> 00:21:48,084 And, uh... your buddy you're always hanging out with. 345 00:21:48,140 --> 00:21:49,949 What's up? You never make these things, man! 346 00:21:50,008 --> 00:21:51,817 So that's The Ball. 347 00:21:51,877 --> 00:21:54,483 In person, live, via satellite! 348 00:21:54,546 --> 00:21:56,856 You know, it's not "via" anything. 349 00:21:56,915 --> 00:21:58,360 - it's right here. - Yeah, you get the point. 350 00:21:58,417 --> 00:22:00,055 I don't think he knows what "via" means. 351 00:22:00,118 --> 00:22:01,358 - Fuck you. Drop it. Right now. - Or "satellite." 352 00:22:01,420 --> 00:22:02,160 I hate you. 353 00:22:02,220 --> 00:22:03,494 Wendy, get up here. 354 00:22:03,555 --> 00:22:04,625 - Come on, baby. - Oh... 355 00:22:04,690 --> 00:22:06,431 Get your hot ass up here and give me a kiss. 356 00:22:06,491 --> 00:22:08,334 - Be careful. - It's amazing. 357 00:22:08,393 --> 00:22:10,805 - Hi. - Hi. 358 00:22:10,862 --> 00:22:12,933 Oh, sorry. 359 00:22:12,998 --> 00:22:15,604 - ...totally bogus. - OK, Matt. Share with everybody. 360 00:22:15,667 --> 00:22:17,203 - Nothing. - Go ahead. What? 361 00:22:17,269 --> 00:22:18,509 What were you saying? 362 00:22:18,570 --> 00:22:20,174 This looks suicidal, man. 363 00:22:20,238 --> 00:22:21,581 Come on. You just don't like it 364 00:22:21,640 --> 00:22:23,745 because The Ball represents balls, which you don't have. 365 00:22:23,809 --> 00:22:25,186 Kyle... 366 00:22:25,243 --> 00:22:28,053 Oh, is this one of those met-o-phors? 367 00:22:28,113 --> 00:22:31,492 - Matt... - Wendy, no, I got this one. 368 00:22:31,550 --> 00:22:33,552 Yeah. Yeah, that's a metaphor. 369 00:22:33,618 --> 00:22:38,294 So The Ball, is... balls. 370 00:22:38,357 --> 00:22:40,098 Yeah! 371 00:22:40,892 --> 00:22:42,269 Good one. 372 00:22:45,130 --> 00:22:46,632 - This is wrong. - That is a metaphor. 373 00:22:46,698 --> 00:22:47,699 I totally got him. 374 00:23:16,795 --> 00:23:19,275 Oh, my God! Exclamation point! 375 00:23:19,331 --> 00:23:23,575 Graham Franklin! 376 00:23:23,635 --> 00:23:26,047 Do not go anywhere! 377 00:23:34,413 --> 00:23:36,324 Nice shades, asshole! 378 00:23:38,183 --> 00:23:41,426 Well, no sign of The Frederking. 379 00:23:41,486 --> 00:23:43,090 Yeah. 380 00:23:43,155 --> 00:23:45,897 Man, I feel like I'm in tenth grade again. 381 00:23:45,957 --> 00:23:47,732 I'm gonna put these on ice. 382 00:23:49,428 --> 00:23:51,374 Hey, Franklin! 383 00:23:51,430 --> 00:23:53,706 - Down here, Han Solo. - Aah! Fuck! 384 00:23:53,765 --> 00:23:55,745 Carlos? What happened to you? 385 00:23:55,801 --> 00:23:57,610 Sixty-seven times 365. 386 00:23:57,669 --> 00:23:59,410 - You're in a wheelchair. - Answer. 387 00:23:59,471 --> 00:24:01,917 Twenty-four thousand, four-hundred and fifty-five. What's up? 388 00:24:01,973 --> 00:24:04,180 I've been really lazy. No, I'm just kidding. 389 00:24:04,242 --> 00:24:06,051 I got hit by a drunk driver right after graduation. 390 00:24:06,111 --> 00:24:07,613 But don't cry for me, Argentina. 391 00:24:07,679 --> 00:24:10,387 It's not so bad. I get better parking, tons of pussy. 392 00:24:10,449 --> 00:24:13,726 I mean, I have stronger opinions about hills now, but whatever. 393 00:24:13,785 --> 00:24:15,594 So what have you been doing? Building jet packs? 394 00:24:15,654 --> 00:24:17,895 Uh, no, I work at Goldman Sachs. 395 00:24:17,956 --> 00:24:19,458 No you don't. No way you work there. 396 00:24:19,524 --> 00:24:22,164 No, I do. I work in Asian takeovers. 397 00:24:22,227 --> 00:24:25,333 That's funny, 'cause you know where I work? 398 00:24:25,397 --> 00:24:27,104 Goldman fucking Sachs. You don't work there. 399 00:24:27,165 --> 00:24:28,667 You work at Goldman Sachs? 400 00:24:28,733 --> 00:24:30,508 You bet your legs I do. 401 00:24:30,569 --> 00:24:32,674 Think I'm gonna let this shit hold me back? 402 00:24:32,737 --> 00:24:34,580 You don't need to walk to speculate currencies. 403 00:24:34,639 --> 00:24:38,177 I said, you don't need to walk to speculate currencies! 404 00:24:38,243 --> 00:24:41,417 I'm doing what I want. I'm following my dream. Eat it. 405 00:24:41,480 --> 00:24:42,959 I thought you wanted to play baseball. 406 00:24:43,014 --> 00:24:44,516 Fuck you, Franklin. 407 00:24:44,583 --> 00:24:47,029 Uh... Look, do you know Tori Frederking? 408 00:24:47,085 --> 00:24:48,587 Yeah, I know her. 409 00:24:48,653 --> 00:24:50,064 Well, if you see her, could you show her this, 410 00:24:50,121 --> 00:24:52,624 and tell her I work at Goldman Sachs? 411 00:24:52,691 --> 00:24:55,228 Wow, that's pathetic, dude. 412 00:24:55,293 --> 00:24:57,432 Probably not gonna work, either. We don't have an LA office. 413 00:24:57,496 --> 00:25:00,204 Everybody knows that who has half a sack. Spelled with a K. 414 00:25:00,265 --> 00:25:02,245 Well, just, you know, don't rat me out. 415 00:25:02,300 --> 00:25:04,837 Yeah, I'll think about it. If I'm not getting laid. 416 00:25:04,903 --> 00:25:06,541 When I'm getting laid, I don't think about much else. 417 00:25:06,605 --> 00:25:09,176 Anyway, I'm kind of getting bummed out, talking to you. 418 00:25:09,241 --> 00:25:11,653 What do you do, anyway? Thought you went to MIT. 419 00:25:11,710 --> 00:25:13,781 I work at Suncoast Video. 420 00:25:13,845 --> 00:25:16,052 Wow. 421 00:25:16,114 --> 00:25:19,357 Congratulations? Mom and dad must be psyched. 422 00:25:19,417 --> 00:25:22,887 I'm gonna get outta here. Check this out. Moonwalk. 423 00:25:22,954 --> 00:25:26,197 Could you guys move? I'm trying to fucking party here. 424 00:25:26,258 --> 00:25:29,603 And it's Kyle's crazy grandma standing there, 425 00:25:29,661 --> 00:25:31,197 and she says... Listen to this. 426 00:25:31,263 --> 00:25:34,540 "l can't tell if you're fucking or drowning, 427 00:25:34,599 --> 00:25:36,636 but neither one is letting me get any sleep!" 428 00:25:38,003 --> 00:25:40,244 So embarrassing! 429 00:25:40,305 --> 00:25:44,117 And so next day, my dad pulls me aside, 430 00:25:44,175 --> 00:25:46,781 and he offers to help with the down payment on the condo. 431 00:25:46,845 --> 00:25:48,654 Yeah. So, you know, 432 00:25:48,713 --> 00:25:50,954 I guess we screwed ourselves into the market. 433 00:25:53,385 --> 00:25:55,991 - it's... But it's true. - Literally. 434 00:25:58,056 --> 00:26:00,229 - Hey. - Hi. 435 00:26:00,292 --> 00:26:03,364 Yeah. Anyway, so we're moving in on Tuesday, and... 436 00:26:03,428 --> 00:26:05,305 But it's great, 'cause the place has a hot tub, 437 00:26:05,363 --> 00:26:07,343 - and it has a great kitchen... - Oh, it's beautiful. 438 00:26:07,399 --> 00:26:10,141 It's all black ivory... 439 00:26:22,747 --> 00:26:24,818 Hi. I can't handle this right now. 440 00:26:24,883 --> 00:26:26,226 I want to do some of the coke. 441 00:26:26,284 --> 00:26:27,957 What do you mean you can't handle this? 442 00:26:28,019 --> 00:26:30,863 - I want to do the coke. - No, what can't you handle? 443 00:26:30,922 --> 00:26:32,230 Not doing the coke. 444 00:26:32,290 --> 00:26:34,964 OK, Barry, we're not cocaine people. 445 00:26:35,026 --> 00:26:36,801 A, my dad's a cop. 446 00:26:36,861 --> 00:26:39,341 B, I'm defining my gray area, 447 00:26:39,397 --> 00:26:42,105 which I'm pretty sure doesn't include hard narcotics. 448 00:26:42,167 --> 00:26:44,147 - Give me the bag. - No. 449 00:26:44,202 --> 00:26:45,613 Give me the bag or you don't get the car keys. 450 00:26:49,140 --> 00:26:52,883 All right, just take it easy, Scarf ace. 451 00:26:52,944 --> 00:26:54,924 This one here is an alarm... 452 00:27:36,855 --> 00:27:37,925 Tori Frederking? 453 00:27:37,989 --> 00:27:39,400 Rick Herrington! 454 00:27:39,457 --> 00:27:41,698 - Oh, my God! - How are you? 455 00:27:41,760 --> 00:27:44,172 I am so good! Wow! 456 00:27:44,229 --> 00:27:46,505 You look... Oh! 457 00:27:46,564 --> 00:27:49,568 Wow, good, good. 458 00:27:49,634 --> 00:27:52,547 - Hey! - Hey! How are you? 459 00:27:52,604 --> 00:27:55,084 - Richard, Rick. - What's up, man? 460 00:27:55,140 --> 00:27:56,118 - Good to see you. - Good to see you. 461 00:27:56,174 --> 00:27:57,152 How are you? 462 00:27:57,208 --> 00:27:58,983 Good, you know, we're just packing up. 463 00:27:59,044 --> 00:28:00,819 We're moving in together next week, so... 464 00:28:00,879 --> 00:28:02,756 - Oh, wow. - We got a condo. 465 00:28:02,814 --> 00:28:04,054 Baby, tell 'em the story. 466 00:28:04,115 --> 00:28:05,685 We're here Fourth of July. 467 00:28:05,750 --> 00:28:07,593 You know, my family always has the big party here, 468 00:28:07,652 --> 00:28:09,427 and, uh, the house is packed with relatives, 469 00:28:09,487 --> 00:28:11,489 and so there's no place for us to... 470 00:28:11,556 --> 00:28:13,194 - I know. - You know. 471 00:28:13,258 --> 00:28:15,431 So we come down to the pool, 472 00:28:15,493 --> 00:28:16,836 where it's always kind of quiet, right? 473 00:28:16,895 --> 00:28:19,375 And we're, you know, getting into it before long, 474 00:28:19,431 --> 00:28:21,672 - water splashing, I'm... - So embarrassing. 475 00:28:21,733 --> 00:28:24,873 Out of nowhere, a floatation ring hits me in the head. 476 00:28:24,936 --> 00:28:27,177 And I'm, like, mid-pump. I was like, "What?" 477 00:28:27,238 --> 00:28:31,983 And I look, and it's my crazy grandmother, and she says to me, 478 00:28:32,043 --> 00:28:34,990 "l can't tell if you're fucking or drowning, 479 00:28:35,046 --> 00:28:37,390 but neither one is letting us get any sleep." 480 00:28:37,449 --> 00:28:39,759 Next day, Dad pulls us aside 481 00:28:39,818 --> 00:28:41,525 and offers to help with the down payment on the condo. 482 00:28:41,586 --> 00:28:45,329 Yeah, so I guess we screwed ourselves into the market. 483 00:28:45,390 --> 00:28:47,961 Oh! 484 00:28:53,031 --> 00:28:54,237 That was good. 485 00:28:54,599 --> 00:28:57,170 Hey, Matt, you remember Tori. 486 00:28:57,235 --> 00:28:59,442 - Whoa! Yes! Weird. - Hi. 487 00:28:59,504 --> 00:29:02,280 How's it going? Mark? 488 00:29:02,340 --> 00:29:05,082 Oh, very funny. 489 00:29:05,143 --> 00:29:06,247 It's Matt... 490 00:29:07,712 --> 00:29:11,285 is my name. 491 00:29:14,552 --> 00:29:16,862 So... High school again, huh? 492 00:29:16,921 --> 00:29:18,400 Freaky deaky. 493 00:29:21,025 --> 00:29:23,904 - How's that? - How...? 494 00:29:27,098 --> 00:29:30,841 Wow, this breeze is great. 495 00:29:30,902 --> 00:29:34,475 It's like... windsurfing weather. You know? 496 00:29:34,539 --> 00:29:38,646 I'll tell you, I'd love to be out on my board tonight. 497 00:29:38,710 --> 00:29:41,486 - You're into windsurfing? - Mm. Hell yeah. 498 00:29:41,546 --> 00:29:44,220 Oh, yeah, big time. You? 499 00:29:44,282 --> 00:29:45,522 No, I'm not. 500 00:29:47,051 --> 00:29:48,530 Really? 501 00:29:48,586 --> 00:29:50,293 No. 502 00:29:51,156 --> 00:29:53,932 Yeah, no, well, 'cause... wind? 503 00:29:56,294 --> 00:29:57,602 Fuck that. 504 00:29:58,763 --> 00:30:00,868 Um, I should probably go check to make sure 505 00:30:00,932 --> 00:30:03,105 we're not running out of soda inside. 506 00:30:03,168 --> 00:30:04,511 So I'll see you guys later. 507 00:30:04,569 --> 00:30:05,513 I'll come with you. 508 00:30:05,570 --> 00:30:06,776 - All right. - Rick, good seeing you. 509 00:30:06,838 --> 00:30:08,818 See you. 510 00:30:11,075 --> 00:30:14,887 - You know, it's funny... - Hey, you ever find yourself in Paris? 511 00:30:14,946 --> 00:30:16,857 Uh... Yeah, actually. 512 00:30:16,915 --> 00:30:18,758 Yeah? There's a... 513 00:30:18,817 --> 00:30:21,764 a lovely bistro right around the corner from the Sorbonne 514 00:30:21,820 --> 00:30:24,528 - called The Entrepôt. - Oh... 515 00:30:24,589 --> 00:30:27,069 Its chèvre chaud is impeccable. 516 00:30:27,125 --> 00:30:30,402 - When were you there? - I got back three... 517 00:30:31,062 --> 00:30:33,303 You are doing cocaine. 518 00:30:34,866 --> 00:30:36,470 OK... 519 00:30:36,534 --> 00:30:38,070 Oh, my God. 520 00:30:41,239 --> 00:30:42,684 Looks so easy in the movies. 521 00:30:43,341 --> 00:30:45,150 Let's do this. 522 00:30:45,210 --> 00:30:46,314 You're gonna do this. 523 00:30:46,377 --> 00:30:49,290 OK? You get off a banana boat? 524 00:30:50,348 --> 00:30:53,022 Nostrils ready. We're doing this. 525 00:30:53,084 --> 00:30:54,222 OK. 526 00:30:57,555 --> 00:30:59,660 OK. 527 00:31:15,940 --> 00:31:17,214 Nice. 528 00:31:19,944 --> 00:31:22,925 Great. I get stuck with a bag of shit. 529 00:31:33,725 --> 00:31:35,170 Blammo. 530 00:31:36,694 --> 00:31:38,731 Woo! 531 00:31:42,066 --> 00:31:44,239 Ooh! 532 00:32:08,693 --> 00:32:10,730 Hey! You're hot! 533 00:32:13,965 --> 00:32:15,444 I'm growling at you! 534 00:32:15,500 --> 00:32:17,878 Did you hear me? I was growling at you like a lion! 535 00:32:17,936 --> 00:32:20,041 A lion in the jungle! 536 00:32:20,104 --> 00:32:21,378 I'm Barry! 537 00:32:23,641 --> 00:32:26,087 Confirmation. Yeah, you're hot! 538 00:32:26,144 --> 00:32:29,648 - What? - Hello! 539 00:32:29,714 --> 00:32:34,254 Uh! Red sash, shoulder pads, zipper! 540 00:32:34,319 --> 00:32:36,299 You're tall! 541 00:32:36,354 --> 00:32:39,096 But I can still hear you! 542 00:32:39,157 --> 00:32:41,967 Whoa! You're gonna hurt somebody, man! 543 00:32:42,026 --> 00:32:44,131 You're gonna take someone's eye out! 544 00:32:44,195 --> 00:32:45,902 That guy's my boyfriend. 545 00:32:45,964 --> 00:32:47,807 Hope he screws better than he dances, huh? 546 00:32:47,865 --> 00:32:51,403 Wait a minute. Oh, shit, he's about to do the splits! 547 00:32:51,469 --> 00:32:54,348 I can see it in his eyes! There he goes! 548 00:32:54,405 --> 00:32:56,908 He's got no testes left! 549 00:32:56,975 --> 00:32:59,353 He's got no testes left! Come on! 550 00:32:59,410 --> 00:33:01,412 Who's got a watermelon? 551 00:33:01,479 --> 00:33:03,083 Yo, yo, yo, yo! 552 00:33:03,147 --> 00:33:04,854 Yo. Go find your own date, boy! 553 00:33:04,916 --> 00:33:07,692 Oh, oh, oh, I got my own date, boy! 554 00:33:07,752 --> 00:33:09,698 I think that you used to know her. What! 555 00:33:16,794 --> 00:33:19,741 Yeah, what's up? You wanna dance? Let's go. 556 00:33:19,797 --> 00:33:21,572 Let's see what you got, boy! 557 00:33:23,034 --> 00:33:26,174 Oh, yeah. 558 00:33:28,940 --> 00:33:31,614 Take a good look around you. 559 00:33:31,676 --> 00:33:34,748 Everything changes, but nothing "changes." 560 00:33:34,812 --> 00:33:36,450 Yeah, I hear you, Broder. 561 00:33:36,514 --> 00:33:38,289 Honestly... 562 00:33:38,349 --> 00:33:41,387 So anyway, I've been getting into this whole wine thing lately. 563 00:33:41,452 --> 00:33:44,661 Tasting it and talking about it... 564 00:33:44,722 --> 00:33:47,225 We should go down on my dad's boat 565 00:33:47,291 --> 00:33:48,634 and do a little sampling. 566 00:33:48,693 --> 00:33:51,230 Oh, hey! 567 00:33:51,863 --> 00:33:53,069 There you are! 568 00:33:53,131 --> 00:33:56,078 Matt? Hello? 569 00:33:56,134 --> 00:33:59,206 Weren't you gonna show me that thing? 570 00:33:59,270 --> 00:34:01,614 - Right, the... waterfall. - Yes! 571 00:34:01,672 --> 00:34:03,674 You see it on the other side of the patio. I'll show you now. 572 00:34:03,741 --> 00:34:05,516 - I love waterfalls. - Oh, great. 573 00:34:05,576 --> 00:34:07,681 OK, I will just be back in a bit. 574 00:34:12,784 --> 00:34:13,819 - How do you like that? - That was awesome. 575 00:34:13,885 --> 00:34:15,387 - It was really good. - Yeah. 576 00:34:15,453 --> 00:34:17,228 - I've got goose bumps. - I know. 577 00:34:17,288 --> 00:34:18,961 - I love your sweater. - Thanks. 578 00:34:19,624 --> 00:34:21,968 So... 579 00:34:23,594 --> 00:34:26,268 Those waterfalls, I was... you know. 580 00:34:26,330 --> 00:34:27,900 There's no waterfalls. 581 00:34:27,965 --> 00:34:29,774 I know. 582 00:34:29,834 --> 00:34:32,440 Right. 583 00:34:32,503 --> 00:34:34,346 Have you seen Niagara? 584 00:34:34,405 --> 00:34:36,612 No, I haven't. Have you? 585 00:34:38,443 --> 00:34:39,751 No. 586 00:34:41,612 --> 00:34:43,455 Hey, Tori, uh... 587 00:34:46,350 --> 00:34:48,956 - You... - Hey! Everybody! 588 00:34:49,020 --> 00:34:52,490 Barry Nathan and Tyler Cummings are having a dance-off! 589 00:34:52,557 --> 00:34:54,332 Yeah! 590 00:34:55,126 --> 00:34:56,969 Cool. 591 00:34:57,028 --> 00:34:59,235 But I am, my ridiculously dressed friend. 592 00:34:59,297 --> 00:35:02,278 I am in downtown Tokyo. I am the samurai dance master, 593 00:35:02,333 --> 00:35:04,711 and I'm gonna dance your demi-plié-ing ass into the ground! 594 00:35:04,769 --> 00:35:06,442 Yo, DJ! Hit it! 595 00:35:06,504 --> 00:35:09,144 - Yeah! 596 00:35:24,422 --> 00:35:26,231 Wow. He's amazing. 597 00:35:26,290 --> 00:35:28,201 Woo! 598 00:35:34,198 --> 00:35:36,337 Whoa! Yeah! Woo-hoo! 599 00:35:36,400 --> 00:35:38,141 That's all you got? 600 00:35:56,487 --> 00:35:57,591 Watch out! 601 00:36:05,830 --> 00:36:08,106 Woo! Yeah! 602 00:36:12,904 --> 00:36:13,905 Yeah! 603 00:36:20,244 --> 00:36:21,052 Boo! 604 00:36:27,618 --> 00:36:30,724 Hey, you had enough? You had enough? 605 00:36:34,091 --> 00:36:36,230 Oh... 606 00:36:36,294 --> 00:36:37,898 Fuckin' A, Barry. 607 00:36:37,962 --> 00:36:40,101 I got you, bitch! 608 00:36:42,700 --> 00:36:43,838 Barry... Come on! 609 00:36:45,436 --> 00:36:46,972 Stop, stop, stop! Broder, come on. 610 00:36:47,038 --> 00:36:48,517 - OK. Cool, cool. - Chill out. All right? 611 00:36:49,907 --> 00:36:53,354 I can take the punches. Let's see you, boy! 612 00:36:53,411 --> 00:36:56,392 Come on, you guys. Come on, you guys, we are adults! 613 00:36:56,447 --> 00:36:59,690 All right, fine, fine, fine! It's over. 614 00:36:59,750 --> 00:37:02,026 Don't do it again, white boy. Here. 615 00:37:02,086 --> 00:37:04,498 Goddamn it, Barry. 616 00:37:10,895 --> 00:37:11,999 Are you OK? 617 00:37:12,063 --> 00:37:13,940 Oh, my God, she's choking! Somebody help her! 618 00:37:16,400 --> 00:37:19,040 I got her! I got you! 619 00:37:19,103 --> 00:37:20,980 Breathe! Breathe! 620 00:37:21,038 --> 00:37:23,075 - Get off her, you freak! - Back off! 621 00:37:23,140 --> 00:37:25,211 You're gonna pull through! Come on, breathe! 622 00:37:25,276 --> 00:37:27,017 What are you doing? 623 00:37:27,078 --> 00:37:28,785 I'm giving you the Heimlich. 624 00:37:28,846 --> 00:37:31,554 I wasn't choking! She was! 625 00:37:38,923 --> 00:37:40,334 Is she all right? 626 00:37:43,427 --> 00:37:45,600 I'm such a jackass, I'm sorry. 627 00:37:47,098 --> 00:37:49,203 I suck at this! I'm... I'm... 628 00:37:49,267 --> 00:37:52,646 I don't... What am I doing? I'm sorry. You're awesome. 629 00:37:52,703 --> 00:37:54,307 I'm, like, trying so hard 630 00:37:54,372 --> 00:37:56,648 and I... it's... Here's the thing. 631 00:37:56,707 --> 00:37:58,687 You were my high school crush, by the way, 632 00:37:58,743 --> 00:38:01,656 and I just physically assaulted you in front of a bunch of people. 633 00:38:01,779 --> 00:38:04,020 I just hit rock-bottom, so... 634 00:38:04,081 --> 00:38:06,027 - Don't mind me. - Really? 635 00:38:06,083 --> 00:38:08,461 Oh, yeah. I don't see how it could get any worse. 636 00:38:08,519 --> 00:38:11,432 Nope. Got it. I could ask you to dance 637 00:38:11,489 --> 00:38:13,662 and chuck my drink in your face 638 00:38:13,724 --> 00:38:15,328 and twirl you into the fucking wall. 639 00:38:15,960 --> 00:38:17,940 I'll do it. 640 00:38:17,995 --> 00:38:19,440 I'm sorry. I was... 641 00:38:21,699 --> 00:38:23,440 Oh, I love this song. 642 00:38:27,705 --> 00:38:29,241 I love this song. 643 00:38:31,275 --> 00:38:34,085 Do you want to... Do you want to dance? 644 00:38:34,145 --> 00:38:36,648 - Sure. - Are you insured? 645 00:38:37,882 --> 00:38:41,056 I will dance with you if you promise no twirling. 646 00:38:41,118 --> 00:38:43,564 Right. I promise. I'll go slow. 647 00:39:06,210 --> 00:39:08,816 I was wondering if I could get your phone... 648 00:39:08,879 --> 00:39:10,586 What? 649 00:39:11,882 --> 00:39:14,021 I was wondering if I could... 650 00:39:14,085 --> 00:39:17,498 I could, uh... could... 651 00:39:17,555 --> 00:39:20,468 I could always tell in high school, um, 652 00:39:20,524 --> 00:39:21,935 that you were gonna land on your feet. 653 00:39:27,298 --> 00:39:29,539 Ladies and gentlemen, if I can get your attention, please. 654 00:39:31,035 --> 00:39:33,879 OK. Really? All right. Um... 655 00:39:33,938 --> 00:39:35,940 First of all, I want to say thank you to everybody 656 00:39:36,006 --> 00:39:39,453 for chilling with me at my very last Labor Day party! 657 00:39:42,480 --> 00:39:45,086 Yeah. You know, a lot of things have changed, it seems like, 658 00:39:45,149 --> 00:39:46,992 since we graduated. Trevor, talking to you. 659 00:39:47,051 --> 00:39:49,122 What's up with that fucking earring, dude? 660 00:39:51,155 --> 00:39:53,658 We are changing, and we're moving on. 661 00:39:53,724 --> 00:39:55,294 We're going our separate ways. 662 00:39:55,359 --> 00:40:00,365 And... some of us are going our separate ways together. 663 00:40:00,431 --> 00:40:03,002 You all know Wendy. Wendy Franklin, here. 664 00:40:03,067 --> 00:40:05,013 - Honey, get on up here. - What are you doing? 665 00:40:05,069 --> 00:40:06,275 What is he doing? 666 00:40:10,374 --> 00:40:11,910 Um... 667 00:40:11,976 --> 00:40:14,923 I think that she is one hell of a chick... 668 00:40:15,713 --> 00:40:20,458 because she turned a lump of coal like me into a diamond. 669 00:40:20,518 --> 00:40:21,895 Aw... 670 00:40:21,952 --> 00:40:24,558 From all the pressure she put me under. Oh! 671 00:40:27,558 --> 00:40:29,902 Oh, wait, there's something in my pocket. 672 00:40:32,997 --> 00:40:34,305 Oh, my God. 673 00:40:34,365 --> 00:40:36,174 Oh, my God. 674 00:40:37,701 --> 00:40:40,045 Wendy, will you many me? 675 00:40:40,104 --> 00:40:43,347 Oh... 676 00:40:47,211 --> 00:40:49,452 - No! - Hell, yeah! 677 00:40:53,984 --> 00:40:55,964 Yes! Yes, I will. 678 00:41:22,046 --> 00:41:23,821 Oh, man, come on! 679 00:41:31,021 --> 00:41:32,762 Shit! 680 00:41:54,378 --> 00:41:56,654 - Hey. - Hey... Hey. 681 00:41:56,714 --> 00:41:58,455 Look, I know everyone's making fun of you, 682 00:41:58,516 --> 00:42:00,120 but... I just wanted to say, 683 00:42:00,184 --> 00:42:01,720 I really love what you did out there tonight. 684 00:42:01,785 --> 00:42:03,492 Who's making fun of me? 685 00:42:03,554 --> 00:42:04,726 Don't worry about it. 686 00:42:04,788 --> 00:42:08,463 Your dance was cool. It was, like... anti-dancing. 687 00:42:11,962 --> 00:42:14,909 It's like a big "screw you" to all them conformist assholes. 688 00:42:14,965 --> 00:42:16,638 I'm glad you liked it. 689 00:42:16,700 --> 00:42:18,737 You didn't give a shit about any of their shit. 690 00:42:18,802 --> 00:42:21,248 You know? 691 00:42:21,305 --> 00:42:22,978 Did you want to get naked? 692 00:42:23,040 --> 00:42:26,317 Wow. That was fast. 693 00:42:26,377 --> 00:42:28,983 Even for me, and I get naked all the time. 694 00:42:29,046 --> 00:42:30,389 Yeah. 695 00:42:33,651 --> 00:42:35,289 Come find me later. 696 00:42:46,196 --> 00:42:47,539 Hey. 697 00:42:47,598 --> 00:42:49,600 Could I talk to you for a sec? 698 00:42:52,469 --> 00:42:53,948 I don't want to say this, but I really feel... 699 00:42:54,004 --> 00:42:55,847 - Then don't. Don't. - Don't many him. 700 00:42:55,906 --> 00:42:58,648 - Oh, Christ. - The two of you... 701 00:42:58,709 --> 00:43:01,690 it's like, you don't fit. I don't think he can make you happy. 702 00:43:01,745 --> 00:43:04,692 Well, I already am happy, so you're wrong, so leave me alone. 703 00:43:04,748 --> 00:43:06,785 Then why won't you open that envelope from Cambridge? 704 00:43:06,850 --> 00:43:08,921 Because I hate rejection, Matt. 705 00:43:08,986 --> 00:43:10,260 No, come on, you know you got in. 706 00:43:10,321 --> 00:43:12,528 And you know he doesn't want you to go. He's already holding you back. 707 00:43:12,590 --> 00:43:15,434 Kyle would support any decision that I wanted to make as long as I was happy. 708 00:43:15,492 --> 00:43:17,403 OK, then why didn't you tell him you applied? 709 00:43:17,461 --> 00:43:19,270 I mean, he's gonna be your husband, right? 710 00:43:19,330 --> 00:43:21,139 Aren't you supposed to be honest with him about everything? 711 00:43:21,198 --> 00:43:24,042 You're lecturing me about honesty, Mr. Goldman Sachs? 712 00:43:24,101 --> 00:43:26,707 Only reason you're saying all this stuff is 'cause you're jealous. 713 00:43:26,770 --> 00:43:28,511 You're jealous that I have a life and you don't. 714 00:43:28,572 --> 00:43:29,607 You're not gonna have a life. 715 00:43:29,673 --> 00:43:31,710 You're just gonna play a supporting role in Kyle's life. 716 00:43:31,775 --> 00:43:33,982 That's why you said yes, right? So it'll all be wrapped up in a little bow? 717 00:43:34,044 --> 00:43:35,455 Wendy, marriage is a big life decision. 718 00:43:35,512 --> 00:43:39,050 Big life decisions? At least I'm making some, asshole! 719 00:43:39,116 --> 00:43:40,993 You're so scared, you can't choose anything! 720 00:43:41,051 --> 00:43:42,928 Not a girl, not a job, anything! 721 00:43:42,987 --> 00:43:46,332 And you're just gonna sit there in your little smarty-pants fantasy bubble, 722 00:43:46,390 --> 00:43:49,564 dreaming about Tori Frederking, when you know that she's unobtainable! 723 00:43:49,627 --> 00:43:50,833 That's not true. 724 00:43:50,894 --> 00:43:52,373 You can't get her and you know it. 725 00:43:52,429 --> 00:43:54,306 So there's really no risk at all, is there? 726 00:43:54,365 --> 00:43:56,606 It's bullshit, Matt, and you know it. 727 00:43:59,370 --> 00:44:00,678 I was wrong. 728 00:44:01,805 --> 00:44:03,546 You're gonna look great in an apron. 729 00:44:23,594 --> 00:44:27,701 Ta-da! So you know how I've always been into fashion? 730 00:44:27,765 --> 00:44:30,041 - Yes. - Well, I am moving to New York. 731 00:44:30,100 --> 00:44:33,479 Doesn't that so blow your mind? 732 00:44:33,537 --> 00:44:34,709 - Totally. - Yeah. 733 00:44:34,772 --> 00:44:36,683 Let's go over the hill to the Drexel party. 734 00:44:36,740 --> 00:44:38,549 Why are we still hanging out with a bunch of slobs? 735 00:44:38,609 --> 00:44:40,555 Some of us weren't offered full-time positions. 736 00:44:40,611 --> 00:44:42,488 I have some serious networking to do. 737 00:44:42,546 --> 00:44:44,719 This is so totally not me. OK... 738 00:44:44,782 --> 00:44:47,262 I totally think we could work something out. 739 00:44:47,317 --> 00:44:48,489 Just for tonight. 740 00:44:49,286 --> 00:44:50,321 - Shelly? - Yeah? 741 00:44:50,387 --> 00:44:51,730 I gotta go. 742 00:44:52,923 --> 00:44:55,494 I totally don't know what I'm talking about. 743 00:45:13,143 --> 00:45:14,850 Is that your car? 744 00:45:15,546 --> 00:45:17,355 What? Oh... 745 00:45:17,414 --> 00:45:19,291 Wow, that is so cherry. 746 00:45:19,349 --> 00:45:21,420 You already make enough money for a car like this? 747 00:45:21,485 --> 00:45:23,590 Well, you know... 748 00:45:23,654 --> 00:45:25,759 Nobody stopped me when I drove it off the lot. 749 00:45:26,490 --> 00:45:29,471 Matt! Matt! OW! 750 00:45:29,526 --> 00:45:32,268 Matt! Matt! 751 00:45:33,897 --> 00:45:34,932 This is Barry... 752 00:45:34,998 --> 00:45:36,409 Oh. 753 00:45:36,467 --> 00:45:38,913 The dancer. 754 00:45:40,838 --> 00:45:43,785 So are you guys going to that party in Beverly Hills? 755 00:45:43,841 --> 00:45:45,582 Uh, yeah, or... 756 00:45:45,642 --> 00:45:48,418 We were thinking about it. 757 00:45:48,479 --> 00:45:49,958 - You? - Yeah. 758 00:45:51,949 --> 00:45:54,327 Where is that party again? 759 00:45:54,384 --> 00:45:56,159 You know what? I know the way, 760 00:45:56,220 --> 00:45:59,099 so I should just... ride with you. 761 00:45:59,156 --> 00:46:01,227 - What? - Oh, my God, you slut. 762 00:46:03,827 --> 00:46:05,397 "Oh, my God, you slut." 763 00:46:05,462 --> 00:46:06,964 Look, you gotta ride with her friends. 764 00:46:07,030 --> 00:46:09,032 Really? OK. 765 00:46:10,067 --> 00:46:11,478 Are you smoking now? 766 00:46:12,970 --> 00:46:14,677 When it rains, it pours. 767 00:46:14,738 --> 00:46:17,742 Am I right, brother? 768 00:46:17,808 --> 00:46:19,344 Come on. Punch it up. 769 00:46:19,409 --> 00:46:20,479 - Punch. - What are you...? 770 00:46:20,544 --> 00:46:22,148 And squeeze real tight. 771 00:46:22,212 --> 00:46:24,123 And then the finger comes up. Bam! 772 00:46:24,181 --> 00:46:26,161 - And then you go like this... - Get off of me. 773 00:46:29,486 --> 00:46:33,400 Hey, hey, hey. I guess I'm riding with you guys. 774 00:46:33,457 --> 00:46:36,267 Uh... I don't know. 775 00:46:36,326 --> 00:46:37,999 I have cocaine on me. 776 00:46:39,696 --> 00:46:41,073 Can I ride in the back with you, Barry? 777 00:46:41,131 --> 00:46:43,338 Yeah. Sweet night. 778 00:46:44,802 --> 00:46:45,803 Well, this'll be fun. 779 00:46:45,869 --> 00:46:49,339 It'll be all bankers at this party, so we will know a ton of people. 780 00:46:49,406 --> 00:46:52,785 Oh... Great. 781 00:47:25,008 --> 00:47:26,817 it's a great night for this, huh? 782 00:47:26,877 --> 00:47:28,823 Yeah. 783 00:47:31,982 --> 00:47:35,452 So this party is at my boss, Pete Bering's house. 784 00:47:35,519 --> 00:47:38,898 Unfortunately, he's a bit of a pew. 785 00:47:38,956 --> 00:47:42,165 Swear to God, the only reason I got offered a full-time position at Drexel 786 00:47:42,226 --> 00:47:44,672 is 'cause he wants to see my boobs. 787 00:47:44,728 --> 00:47:46,867 - Really? - Mm-hm. 788 00:47:46,930 --> 00:47:48,409 What about your friends' boobs? 789 00:47:48,465 --> 00:47:50,069 Well, he's already seen them. 790 00:47:50,133 --> 00:47:52,238 - Really? Wow. - Mm-hm. Mm-hm. 791 00:47:52,302 --> 00:47:53,940 You see, that's the problem. 792 00:47:54,004 --> 00:47:56,780 Boob power recedes, once revealed. 793 00:47:56,840 --> 00:48:00,811 He hasn't, and won't see mine, so... I retain the boob power. 794 00:48:00,878 --> 00:48:03,051 Eye contact, Matt. 795 00:48:05,549 --> 00:48:08,325 You know, we always know when you guys look. 796 00:48:08,385 --> 00:48:09,693 Not always. 797 00:48:09,753 --> 00:48:11,426 No, we do. It's true. 798 00:48:11,488 --> 00:48:14,264 Go ahead. Give it a shot. I'll look away. 799 00:48:14,758 --> 00:48:16,499 OK. 800 00:48:19,062 --> 00:48:21,542 - Now. - Wow... Whoa. 801 00:48:21,598 --> 00:48:23,100 That was... That was good. 802 00:48:23,166 --> 00:48:24,474 Pretty good? 803 00:48:25,969 --> 00:48:27,971 - Now. - Wow. 804 00:48:28,038 --> 00:48:30,040 That's crazy. I don't know. Maybe... I think... 805 00:48:30,107 --> 00:48:31,518 Maybe like you're just getting lucky. 806 00:48:31,575 --> 00:48:33,612 Oh, really? Try it again, big shot. 807 00:48:33,677 --> 00:48:35,156 OK. 808 00:48:36,947 --> 00:48:38,585 - Now. - Wow, that is a gift. 809 00:48:39,383 --> 00:48:41,056 That's unbelievable. 810 00:48:42,152 --> 00:48:43,859 Best of seven? 811 00:49:06,944 --> 00:49:08,719 Hey. 812 00:49:08,779 --> 00:49:11,123 Holy shit, did you see that car? 813 00:49:36,907 --> 00:49:38,250 Hey! 814 00:49:38,308 --> 00:49:41,016 - There they are. - How are you guys? 815 00:49:48,552 --> 00:49:49,758 It'll cause the stock to rally. 816 00:49:49,820 --> 00:49:51,731 But I'm worried about them sustaining these margins. 817 00:49:51,788 --> 00:49:53,233 The rumors about this Russian oil field... 818 00:49:53,290 --> 00:49:54,997 it's going to happen because it's got momentum. 819 00:49:55,058 --> 00:49:56,935 But you can't put momentum on a balance sheet. 820 00:49:56,994 --> 00:49:58,803 I mean, their numbers are embarrassing. 821 00:49:58,862 --> 00:50:01,035 That's irrelevant. We'll float some junk and then they can buy 822 00:50:01,098 --> 00:50:04,272 a company with a balance sheet that's not absolute shit. 823 00:50:04,334 --> 00:50:06,871 Walter, you're not drinking. I warned you about that. 824 00:50:06,937 --> 00:50:09,042 Excuse me. Hello, Tori. 825 00:50:09,106 --> 00:50:11,677 - Hey, Mr. Bering. - Hey, it's Pete. Please. 826 00:50:11,742 --> 00:50:14,416 I was really hoping you'd come. Walk with me. 827 00:50:14,478 --> 00:50:15,718 Excuse me. 828 00:50:16,880 --> 00:50:18,985 - I think Beth's here. - Didn't notice. 829 00:50:19,049 --> 00:50:21,996 Listen, Tori, I was hoping to get your opinion 830 00:50:22,052 --> 00:50:25,795 on the actualities of that Baltic sterling nonsense. 831 00:50:26,523 --> 00:50:28,025 Would you mind coming upstairs, 832 00:50:28,091 --> 00:50:31,038 take a look at that report, decode it for me? 833 00:50:31,094 --> 00:50:33,574 It's Pete, right? 834 00:50:33,630 --> 00:50:34,836 Pete Bering. 835 00:50:34,898 --> 00:50:37,310 Matt Franklin. 836 00:50:37,367 --> 00:50:40,041 - Good to see you again. - I'm sorry, have we met? 837 00:50:40,103 --> 00:50:42,947 Have we met? 838 00:50:47,544 --> 00:50:52,050 - Oh... - Matt's over at Goldman Sachs. 839 00:50:52,115 --> 00:50:54,095 Guilty as charged. 840 00:50:54,151 --> 00:50:57,325 So, Matt... Who do you work under over there? 841 00:50:57,387 --> 00:50:59,765 Oh, well, I'm not at liberty to say. 842 00:50:59,823 --> 00:51:01,063 Why not? 843 00:51:01,124 --> 00:51:03,104 Well, we pride ourselves as being a very discreet firm, 844 00:51:03,160 --> 00:51:05,731 so our policy is don't discuss business. 845 00:51:05,796 --> 00:51:08,970 Really? Matt doesn't seem like a Goldman Sachs man to me, Tori. 846 00:51:09,032 --> 00:51:11,444 Most of those blowhards can't shut up about work. 847 00:51:12,969 --> 00:51:14,505 No, seriously, Matt. Tell me. 848 00:51:14,571 --> 00:51:16,414 Tell me the department, let me do the math. 849 00:51:16,473 --> 00:51:17,781 I know a lot of people over there. 850 00:51:18,909 --> 00:51:21,185 - What department? - Yeah, Matt. 851 00:51:21,244 --> 00:51:24,123 What do you... do? 852 00:51:27,617 --> 00:51:29,153 Excuse me. 853 00:51:29,219 --> 00:51:32,393 Do you guys know yen? I mean... 854 00:51:34,391 --> 00:51:36,393 Say yen gets, uh... 855 00:51:37,194 --> 00:51:41,472 transferred from... Mr. Nariata's bank... 856 00:51:41,998 --> 00:51:45,639 in Tokyo, on a Monday, and it lands in Rome. 857 00:51:46,870 --> 00:51:50,249 So what's .467 times 32? 858 00:51:50,307 --> 00:51:53,652 149.5... Lire. Right? 859 00:51:53,710 --> 00:51:56,623 Wham. Mr. Roma takes that, flips it over to Mr. Queen Elizabeth. 860 00:51:56,680 --> 00:51:59,718 So what's 149.5 divided by 22.3? 861 00:51:59,783 --> 00:52:02,662 Six pounds British sterling and 78 pence, right? 862 00:52:02,719 --> 00:52:06,223 Wham, he takes it, flips it over to Mr. USA Today before opening bell, 863 00:52:06,289 --> 00:52:10,601 so what's 6.78 divided by 1.68? It's 3.99 big, bad greenbacks, 864 00:52:10,660 --> 00:52:12,196 and guess who Mr. Yankee Doodle Dandy wires it to 865 00:52:12,262 --> 00:52:14,208 over the international date line? Mr. Nariata. 866 00:52:14,264 --> 00:52:17,734 How much is that yen worth now? 1.01 2, 1.2 percent more in one day. 867 00:52:17,801 --> 00:52:21,874 1.2 percent times 365 days? I'll do the math, but... 868 00:52:21,938 --> 00:52:23,679 it's a lot of fucking blowfish. 869 00:52:24,875 --> 00:52:26,718 So that's what I do, Pete. 870 00:52:28,044 --> 00:52:30,354 Currencies, Franklin? 871 00:52:32,549 --> 00:52:35,223 - Yeah, Carlos. - You two in the same division? 872 00:52:35,886 --> 00:52:39,129 Franklin? Matt? 873 00:52:41,591 --> 00:52:42,626 Um... 874 00:52:42,692 --> 00:52:45,673 I'm just fucking with you. Yeah, Matt's a star, man. 875 00:52:45,729 --> 00:52:47,106 It's like having Rain Man on the floor. 876 00:52:47,164 --> 00:52:48,837 Except you can touch him and shit. 877 00:52:49,833 --> 00:52:51,813 In fact, he just got promoted. 878 00:52:51,868 --> 00:52:54,781 That's right. I didn't want to say anything. 879 00:52:54,838 --> 00:52:56,476 Guy above me got fired. 880 00:52:56,540 --> 00:52:59,350 Some girl asked him for a raise, and he asked for a hand job. 881 00:52:59,409 --> 00:53:00,319 Oh. 882 00:53:00,377 --> 00:53:01,549 I guess he's the one who got the raise, huh? 883 00:53:04,614 --> 00:53:05,957 Sounds like my kind of guy. 884 00:53:07,551 --> 00:53:08,996 She took him for about eight mil. 885 00:53:10,520 --> 00:53:11,521 Oh. 886 00:53:11,588 --> 00:53:14,967 Supreme Court takes sexual harassment very, very seriously these days. 887 00:53:16,226 --> 00:53:17,432 It's about time, huh? 888 00:53:18,695 --> 00:53:21,733 Yes. Yes, it is about time. 889 00:53:21,798 --> 00:53:24,335 About time. About time. 890 00:53:24,401 --> 00:53:26,108 Well, great meeting you, Matt. 891 00:53:26,169 --> 00:53:28,843 I have to go make the rounds. 892 00:53:28,905 --> 00:53:30,350 You guys have fun. 893 00:53:32,475 --> 00:53:35,149 Holy shit, that was amazing. 894 00:53:59,903 --> 00:54:02,315 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 895 00:54:02,372 --> 00:54:05,182 Just be cool. Sexy redhead. 896 00:54:09,546 --> 00:54:10,923 Trish Anderson. 897 00:54:10,981 --> 00:54:14,656 Barry Nathan. Barry Nathan. 898 00:54:16,152 --> 00:54:17,460 Is it snowing? 899 00:54:19,522 --> 00:54:22,799 I think it's like... I think it's like 65 degrees outside. 900 00:54:22,859 --> 00:54:24,736 No, I mean, are you holding? 901 00:54:25,662 --> 00:54:29,166 Oh, I... Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. 902 00:54:29,232 --> 00:54:30,643 Do you want to have a little fun? 903 00:54:32,168 --> 00:54:33,579 Yes, I do. 904 00:54:33,637 --> 00:54:34,911 Come with me. 905 00:54:34,971 --> 00:54:37,281 Really? Oh, my God. 906 00:54:43,113 --> 00:54:45,457 Oh, my God! 907 00:54:45,515 --> 00:54:47,756 Oops, I did yours. 908 00:54:48,518 --> 00:54:50,259 It's like a tractor beam in there. 909 00:54:50,320 --> 00:54:52,459 Jesus Christ, man! Hi. 910 00:54:52,522 --> 00:54:54,832 Actually, it's my friend, Frances. It's OK, though, isn't it? 911 00:54:57,894 --> 00:54:59,965 OK, all right, come on in here, man. 912 00:55:00,830 --> 00:55:02,537 You want any, Future Man? 913 00:55:03,600 --> 00:55:05,773 Come a little closer, Barry Nathan. 914 00:55:13,710 --> 00:55:16,190 Beverly Hills. 915 00:55:28,425 --> 00:55:31,463 Hey, Frances... Do me a favor. 916 00:55:31,528 --> 00:55:34,134 Just take yours to go, OK, pal? 917 00:55:34,197 --> 00:55:36,404 Just go and get the hell outta here. 918 00:55:36,466 --> 00:55:38,412 He doesn't want any of that. 919 00:55:38,468 --> 00:55:40,470 - He doesn't? - Uh-uh. 920 00:55:40,537 --> 00:55:42,517 What the hell does Frances want? 921 00:55:42,572 --> 00:55:44,210 He wants to watch. 922 00:55:47,143 --> 00:55:48,554 I don't... 923 00:55:48,611 --> 00:55:51,524 He won't bother us. Just let him watch. 924 00:55:51,581 --> 00:55:54,061 OK... Who is this Frances person? 925 00:55:54,117 --> 00:55:55,994 It's non-negotiable. 926 00:56:06,696 --> 00:56:08,334 I'm going to try this. 927 00:56:08,398 --> 00:56:09,399 Good. 928 00:56:13,536 --> 00:56:14,947 What do you think this house cost them? 929 00:56:15,004 --> 00:56:18,679 Uh... Drug habit, kids in therapy. 930 00:56:18,742 --> 00:56:19,880 But hey, look at the view. 931 00:56:21,878 --> 00:56:23,721 But you like it, right? 932 00:56:25,215 --> 00:56:27,491 Yeah. Yeah, absolutely. 933 00:56:27,550 --> 00:56:30,656 Drexel's great. It's a real opportunity for me. 934 00:56:30,720 --> 00:56:33,564 I'll get stock options, great benefits. 935 00:56:33,623 --> 00:56:36,069 You know, it's really a wonderful... 936 00:56:38,094 --> 00:56:39,266 What? 937 00:56:41,464 --> 00:56:43,068 I hate it. 938 00:56:45,068 --> 00:56:47,014 I hate my job. 939 00:56:48,438 --> 00:56:52,045 Wow, I... I've never said that out loud before. 940 00:56:52,108 --> 00:56:53,985 But I do, I hate it. I... 941 00:56:54,878 --> 00:56:57,518 I do. I hate all of this. 942 00:56:57,580 --> 00:56:58,524 - Really? - Hate it. 943 00:56:58,581 --> 00:57:00,754 - Gotcha. - Crazy, right? 944 00:57:00,817 --> 00:57:04,390 But I just keep thinking, "Do I really want to do this? 945 00:57:04,454 --> 00:57:06,263 Is this what I want to do with my life?" 946 00:57:06,322 --> 00:57:07,392 Is it? 947 00:57:07,457 --> 00:57:08,663 I don't know. That's the thing. 948 00:57:08,725 --> 00:57:12,969 I am so confused and I really... I really don't know. 949 00:57:13,863 --> 00:57:16,139 God, I'm sorry. This must sound ridiculous to you. 950 00:57:16,199 --> 00:57:18,941 You are obviously very smart at your job. 951 00:57:19,002 --> 00:57:22,950 No, no, no, Tori... Whoa. Are you kidding me? 952 00:57:23,006 --> 00:57:25,043 I got this thing that I know I'm good at, 953 00:57:25,108 --> 00:57:27,247 that everyone in my life... 954 00:57:28,077 --> 00:57:30,387 you know, expects me to turn into a career. 955 00:57:31,848 --> 00:57:32,986 But I can't stand it. 956 00:57:33,650 --> 00:57:36,324 I know. I feel the exact same way every day. 957 00:57:36,386 --> 00:57:37,956 Yeah, and then there's no turning back, right? 958 00:57:38,021 --> 00:57:40,228 It's gonna be, like, family and mortgage... 959 00:57:40,290 --> 00:57:42,270 - I know. Yes! - And there's no way to quit. 960 00:57:42,325 --> 00:57:43,963 It's a trap. 961 00:57:49,566 --> 00:57:51,443 God, that sounds so messed up. 962 00:57:56,539 --> 00:57:57,916 Have you ever played the penis game? 963 00:57:57,974 --> 00:58:00,386 Uh... 964 00:58:00,443 --> 00:58:02,980 I am not prepared to reveal that information, thank you. 965 00:58:03,046 --> 00:58:04,855 No, it's... it's a real game. 966 00:58:04,914 --> 00:58:07,895 I say the word penis, like really quiet, 967 00:58:07,951 --> 00:58:10,022 and then you say it just a little bit louder, 968 00:58:10,086 --> 00:58:11,565 then I say it a little bit louder than that, 969 00:58:11,621 --> 00:58:13,328 and the first to stop saying it loses. 970 00:58:13,389 --> 00:58:14,959 Are you ready? It's easy. 971 00:58:15,024 --> 00:58:16,401 Penis. 972 00:58:16,459 --> 00:58:19,099 - I don't know. - Tori, trust me. 973 00:58:19,162 --> 00:58:21,768 There's nothing more fun than a job you don't give a shit about losing. 974 00:58:24,133 --> 00:58:27,342 - Penis. - Penis. 975 00:58:27,403 --> 00:58:28,609 Penis. 976 00:58:28,671 --> 00:58:30,275 - Penis. - Penis! 977 00:58:30,340 --> 00:58:31,614 - Penis! - Penis! 978 00:58:31,674 --> 00:58:34,280 - Penis! - Penis! 979 00:58:38,348 --> 00:58:39,691 Let's call it a tie. 980 00:58:42,085 --> 00:58:44,656 Christ, Christ, you are out of control, lady. 981 00:58:44,721 --> 00:58:45,859 Yeah, fuck you, too. 982 00:58:45,922 --> 00:58:47,333 What? I'm sorry. 983 00:58:47,390 --> 00:58:49,996 Don't apologize to me. What are you, my child? 984 00:58:50,059 --> 00:58:51,333 Fuck you, then. 985 00:58:51,394 --> 00:58:54,136 - Yeah, that's better. - Yeah. All right. 986 00:58:54,197 --> 00:58:57,406 I'm gonna swallow you whole, son. 987 00:58:58,101 --> 00:59:00,274 If you don't mind, that would be fantastic. 988 00:59:01,571 --> 00:59:03,881 I mean, um... 989 00:59:03,940 --> 00:59:07,911 Suck my dick... bitch. 990 00:59:07,977 --> 00:59:09,388 Yeah! 991 00:59:09,445 --> 00:59:11,755 - That's it! That's good. - OK. 992 00:59:18,721 --> 00:59:20,701 I'm gonna hammer you, Barry Nathan! 993 00:59:22,792 --> 00:59:24,533 Wait a minute... 994 00:59:24,594 --> 00:59:25,732 Yeah. 995 00:59:28,131 --> 00:59:29,906 All right, hold on, I wanna just... 996 00:59:31,568 --> 00:59:33,206 Hey! What the hell's he doing? 997 00:59:33,269 --> 00:59:34,407 Oh, he's getting a better angle. 998 00:59:34,470 --> 00:59:36,279 OK, he can't come near me. 999 00:59:36,339 --> 00:59:38,444 - How close? - I don't want him touching me at all. 1000 00:59:42,612 --> 00:59:44,614 - Let me outta here. - What, you don't like this? 1001 00:59:44,681 --> 00:59:45,682 Shit no! 1002 00:59:46,316 --> 00:59:47,420 OW! 1003 00:59:47,483 --> 00:59:49,360 - Yeah! - You crazy bitch! 1004 00:59:49,419 --> 00:59:51,421 Yeah, come on. Lash out at me, Barry! 1005 00:59:52,021 --> 00:59:54,365 Get the... I'll kill you! 1006 00:59:54,424 --> 00:59:57,064 - I'll kill you! - Fantastic! 1007 00:59:57,126 --> 00:59:58,230 Jesus! 1008 01:00:01,698 --> 01:00:03,939 You people! Freakin' sick! 1009 01:00:04,000 --> 01:00:06,241 I didn't go to college, OK? 1010 01:00:06,302 --> 01:00:09,476 You people crossed the line here today! This is entrapment! 1011 01:00:10,073 --> 01:00:11,074 No thank you! 1012 01:00:15,078 --> 01:00:17,718 God, it's like, "Who lives in this neighborhood," right? 1013 01:00:17,780 --> 01:00:18,884 Yeah, I know. 1014 01:00:18,948 --> 01:00:20,552 Actually... hang on one sec. 1015 01:00:24,554 --> 01:00:27,831 How do you feel about a little bit of yard-hopping? 1016 01:00:27,890 --> 01:00:28,891 Uh... I don't... 1017 01:00:28,958 --> 01:00:30,699 Come on, let's get out of here. 1018 01:00:36,032 --> 01:00:37,909 - Oh, my God! - Shh... 1019 01:00:40,269 --> 01:00:42,112 I don't think anyone's home. 1020 01:00:42,972 --> 01:00:43,973 Really? 1021 01:00:44,874 --> 01:00:46,581 Welcome to your new house. 1022 01:00:46,643 --> 01:00:48,589 How are you like this? 1023 01:00:48,645 --> 01:00:50,682 No one else I work with is this much fun. 1024 01:00:51,714 --> 01:00:53,591 I can't believe you're a banker. 1025 01:00:54,217 --> 01:00:56,288 Yeah. Me neither. 1026 01:01:00,423 --> 01:01:01,959 - Oh, shit. - What? 1027 01:01:02,025 --> 01:01:04,471 - Oh, yeah. - Uh, no... 1028 01:01:04,527 --> 01:01:07,371 - Yeah, yeah, yeah... - No, not... 1029 01:01:07,430 --> 01:01:10,104 - Oh, we're doing this. - I'm not getting on that thing. 1030 01:01:10,166 --> 01:01:11,270 Oh, yeah! 1031 01:01:11,334 --> 01:01:14,281 Smooth. That was really smooth! 1032 01:01:14,337 --> 01:01:15,975 - Come on! - No, I'm not! 1033 01:01:16,039 --> 01:01:17,450 - I know you want to. - I will watch... 1034 01:01:17,507 --> 01:01:19,316 - Come on. - ...safely from down here, thank you. 1035 01:01:19,375 --> 01:01:22,549 Tori, tonight we're not thinking, we're doing. 1036 01:01:25,948 --> 01:01:27,621 Come on. Whoa! 1037 01:01:36,693 --> 01:01:38,434 Yeah, this is just coming back to me. 1038 01:01:38,494 --> 01:01:40,804 Do you remember when we played truth or dare 1039 01:01:40,863 --> 01:01:42,467 at Lisa Mandriko's house? 1040 01:01:42,532 --> 01:01:46,571 I think that you and I got dared into seven minutes in heaven? 1041 01:01:46,636 --> 01:01:50,345 Hmm... No, doesn't ring a bell. 1042 01:01:52,341 --> 01:01:56,016 But, you know, maybe if we played again... 1043 01:01:56,079 --> 01:01:57,353 You wanna play... 1044 01:01:58,614 --> 01:02:00,355 - ...truth or dare? - Truth or dare? 1045 01:02:01,017 --> 01:02:02,690 OK. Wow. 1046 01:02:02,752 --> 01:02:04,754 Uh... Yeah, truth. 1047 01:02:04,821 --> 01:02:08,701 If I was your high school crush, how come you never asked me out? 1048 01:02:11,127 --> 01:02:14,734 Uh... You know, I just never had my in. 1049 01:02:14,797 --> 01:02:16,105 Your "in"? 1050 01:02:16,165 --> 01:02:19,408 Yeah, you know, the right moment. 1051 01:02:19,469 --> 01:02:22,450 You know, the perfect confluence of events, where... 1052 01:02:27,577 --> 01:02:28,817 No. 1053 01:02:29,712 --> 01:02:33,353 No, I've been telling myself that since high school. 1054 01:02:33,416 --> 01:02:35,157 And it's bullshit. 1055 01:02:35,218 --> 01:02:37,755 I had plenty of opportunities to ask you out. 1056 01:02:39,689 --> 01:02:41,600 I was afraid. 1057 01:02:43,960 --> 01:02:45,462 Truth. 1058 01:02:45,528 --> 01:02:48,031 If I had asked you out in high school, 1059 01:02:48,097 --> 01:02:50,338 would you have said yes? 1060 01:02:52,168 --> 01:02:55,547 Hm... That's not fair. 1061 01:02:55,605 --> 01:02:57,448 If I had known then, what I Know now... 1062 01:02:57,507 --> 01:03:00,784 Tori... come on. 1063 01:03:05,148 --> 01:03:08,789 No. I probably wouldn't have said yes. 1064 01:03:13,389 --> 01:03:14,459 Why do you look so relieved? 1065 01:03:14,524 --> 01:03:16,970 Because I am. 1066 01:03:17,693 --> 01:03:22,642 My biggest regret is not having the balls to ask you out in high school. 1067 01:03:22,698 --> 01:03:24,609 And now I know that it wouldn't have made a difference. 1068 01:03:24,667 --> 01:03:27,910 Besides which, if I had, and you had rejected me, I would have despised you, 1069 01:03:27,970 --> 01:03:29,472 and I wouldn't be sitting here with you right now, 1070 01:03:29,539 --> 01:03:32,884 having me... 1071 01:03:32,942 --> 01:03:35,286 having the best night of my entire life. 1072 01:03:43,152 --> 01:03:44,529 Dare. 1073 01:03:45,454 --> 01:03:47,434 Come over here, 1074 01:03:47,490 --> 01:03:50,903 and bring your lips as close to mine as possible 1075 01:03:50,960 --> 01:03:52,803 without touching. 1076 01:03:55,131 --> 01:03:56,906 Truth. 1077 01:03:56,966 --> 01:03:59,879 Are you messing with me right now? 1078 01:04:00,870 --> 01:04:01,974 Dare. 1079 01:04:02,038 --> 01:04:03,847 Come and find out. 1080 01:04:14,917 --> 01:04:17,193 Come on... 1081 01:04:18,354 --> 01:04:19,355 That good? 1082 01:04:19,422 --> 01:04:21,629 No, not good. A little closer. 1083 01:04:23,626 --> 01:04:25,162 That's it. 1084 01:04:30,833 --> 01:04:32,369 What's that sound? 1085 01:04:34,637 --> 01:04:37,743 I think that's my head, beating like... 1086 01:04:38,674 --> 01:04:41,052 really fast. 1087 01:04:42,845 --> 01:04:45,189 Dare me to make it go faster. 1088 01:04:47,917 --> 01:04:49,692 I double dare you. 1089 01:05:13,576 --> 01:05:16,056 Oh... Hey, yeah, look... 1090 01:05:16,112 --> 01:05:18,490 No, you know what? No pressure, OK? 1091 01:05:19,849 --> 01:05:21,419 Tonight, no thinking. Just doing. 1092 01:05:42,538 --> 01:05:44,711 Now. 1093 01:05:54,550 --> 01:05:56,257 What's going on, Wenders? 1094 01:05:56,319 --> 01:05:59,562 Could we just sit down for a second? I just want to talk. 1095 01:06:01,290 --> 01:06:04,430 Well, this is a big step. 1096 01:06:04,493 --> 01:06:06,473 But I think it's the right thing. 1097 01:06:06,529 --> 01:06:08,008 Hell yes. 1098 01:06:08,064 --> 01:06:11,204 It doesn't exactly take a rocket surgeon to figure that out. 1099 01:06:14,470 --> 01:06:16,245 Kyle, I have to tell you something. 1100 01:06:17,006 --> 01:06:18,576 Please tell me you missed your period. 1101 01:06:18,641 --> 01:06:21,087 No, no... 1102 01:06:22,044 --> 01:06:23,614 I applied to grad school. 1103 01:06:23,679 --> 01:06:25,522 Oh. 1104 01:06:25,581 --> 01:06:28,152 Wow, grad school. 1105 01:06:28,217 --> 01:06:30,788 Wow. Where? 1106 01:06:32,021 --> 01:06:34,467 - Cambridge? - Is that in the Valley? 1107 01:06:34,523 --> 01:06:36,161 England. 1108 01:06:38,928 --> 01:06:41,101 You want to go to England? 1109 01:06:41,163 --> 01:06:43,268 Well, I mean, I don't... I don't know. 1110 01:06:43,332 --> 01:06:46,006 I just thought we could talk about it. 1111 01:06:46,068 --> 01:06:48,309 - I don't even... - What about the condo? 1112 01:06:48,371 --> 01:06:51,011 Well, we could always rent it out if we had to. 1113 01:06:51,073 --> 01:06:54,782 I don't know. I've got six franchises opening in Encino alone next year. 1114 01:06:54,844 --> 01:06:56,118 I know. 1115 01:06:56,178 --> 01:06:57,953 Honey, my dad is gonna be fucking pissed. 1116 01:06:58,014 --> 01:07:00,119 Oh, goddamn it. 1117 01:07:00,182 --> 01:07:01,957 I thought this was gonna be a special night. 1118 01:07:02,018 --> 01:07:03,588 - It is. No, it is. - Guess I was wrong. 1119 01:07:03,652 --> 01:07:06,963 No, you're kind of questioning the whole thing. Aren't you? 1120 01:07:07,023 --> 01:07:08,297 What, you just want to call the whole thing off? Is that it? 1121 01:07:08,357 --> 01:07:09,734 I don't even know if I got in yet, Kyle. 1122 01:07:09,792 --> 01:07:12,170 Oh. 1123 01:07:12,228 --> 01:07:16,142 I've been too scared to open it, so why don't you do it for me? 1124 01:07:16,198 --> 01:07:18,405 Sure. Sure, Wenders. 1125 01:07:24,473 --> 01:07:26,248 "Dear Miss Franklin," 1126 01:07:26,308 --> 01:07:29,812 Thank you for your interest in Cambridge University. 1127 01:07:29,879 --> 01:07:32,689 "We regret to inf..." 1128 01:07:33,883 --> 01:07:36,591 Oh... sorry. 1129 01:07:37,420 --> 01:07:41,459 "We regret to inform you that you have not been accepted 1130 01:07:41,524 --> 01:07:44,061 into our graduate program." 1131 01:07:44,994 --> 01:07:47,099 Goddamn it. 1132 01:07:50,066 --> 01:07:52,171 Hey, wait, come on. 1133 01:07:52,234 --> 01:07:55,841 No, don't let some fancy-pants school in England ruin our night. 1134 01:07:55,905 --> 01:07:58,647 Honey, you can still do your writing thing, 1135 01:07:58,707 --> 01:08:01,415 and now you get to do it right here next to me. 1136 01:08:01,877 --> 01:08:04,289 OK? 1137 01:08:04,346 --> 01:08:07,327 What can I do to make you feel better? Huh? 1138 01:08:08,818 --> 01:08:11,765 What about some bathroom sex? 1139 01:08:11,821 --> 01:08:13,266 Will that do it? 1140 01:08:17,126 --> 01:08:20,369 How many times have you done that? 1141 01:08:20,429 --> 01:08:22,807 Uh... You know, like three... 1142 01:08:24,200 --> 01:08:26,544 and a half times. 1143 01:08:29,105 --> 01:08:30,743 Oh, God. 1144 01:08:30,806 --> 01:08:34,253 See, that is what I really like about you, Matt. 1145 01:08:34,310 --> 01:08:36,790 You're honest. 1146 01:08:42,551 --> 01:08:45,862 Tori, there's something that I gotta tell you. 1147 01:08:47,022 --> 01:08:49,263 You have a girlfriend, right? 1148 01:08:49,325 --> 01:08:52,272 No, it's... 1149 01:08:53,829 --> 01:08:56,002 it's kind of the opposite. 1150 01:08:56,065 --> 01:08:58,341 - You have a boyfriend? - No. No. 1151 01:09:00,336 --> 01:09:04,614 Remember when I bumped into you this morning at that video store? 1152 01:09:06,342 --> 01:09:09,516 Actually, I don't work at Goldman Sachs. 1153 01:09:09,578 --> 01:09:11,114 I work at that video store. 1154 01:09:11,180 --> 01:09:14,753 What? 1155 01:09:14,817 --> 01:09:18,162 Seriously, I work at Suncoast Video. 1156 01:09:18,220 --> 01:09:20,063 Shut up! 1157 01:09:21,991 --> 01:09:25,370 No, seriously, I work at Suncoast Video. 1158 01:09:32,201 --> 01:09:33,407 You lied to me? 1159 01:09:33,469 --> 01:09:36,177 No. I mean, I know it was stupid. 1160 01:09:36,238 --> 01:09:38,184 - But I only did it because I thought... - Oh, my God. 1161 01:09:38,240 --> 01:09:40,015 If you knew that my life was such a dead end... 1162 01:09:40,075 --> 01:09:41,281 I wouldn't sleep with you. 1163 01:09:41,343 --> 01:09:43,823 - No. - Oh, my God. 1164 01:09:43,879 --> 01:09:46,689 I am so stupid. 1165 01:09:46,749 --> 01:09:49,855 I actually thought that maybe you wanted to get to know me. 1166 01:09:49,919 --> 01:09:51,762 - I do! - You know what? 1167 01:09:51,820 --> 01:09:55,393 Congratulations, Matt. You slept with your high school crush. 1168 01:09:55,457 --> 01:09:57,198 - Mission accomplished. - No, Tori... 1169 01:09:58,961 --> 01:10:00,634 Tori... 1170 01:10:03,799 --> 01:10:06,803 Fuck. 1171 01:10:10,172 --> 01:10:13,016 Hey. Where the hell have you been, man? 1172 01:10:14,877 --> 01:10:16,254 You will not believe what the hell just happened... 1173 01:10:16,312 --> 01:10:17,450 Barry, I gotta get out of here. 1174 01:10:17,513 --> 01:10:19,618 Big ditto on that. These people lost their way. 1175 01:10:22,084 --> 01:10:23,085 Come on, come on, come on. 1176 01:10:26,422 --> 01:10:29,096 Oh, shit, they're shooting at us. 1177 01:10:30,893 --> 01:10:32,736 ♪ I had sex with a crazy bitch... ♪ 1178 01:10:32,795 --> 01:10:34,797 - Barry... - ♪...and a German guy ♪♪ 1179 01:10:34,863 --> 01:10:36,604 - Barry. - Yeah? 1180 01:10:36,665 --> 01:10:38,611 I slept with Tori Frederking. 1181 01:10:43,772 --> 01:10:45,046 Are you shitting me? 1182 01:10:55,084 --> 01:10:56,825 Los Angeles! 1183 01:10:56,885 --> 01:11:01,994 Matt Franklin had sex with Tori Frederking tonight! 1184 01:11:11,500 --> 01:11:14,071 Woo! What a night! 1185 01:11:14,803 --> 01:11:16,749 And I told her I worked at Suncoast. 1186 01:11:17,306 --> 01:11:19,308 And then you told her what? 1187 01:11:20,809 --> 01:11:22,152 I told her I worked at Suncoast. 1188 01:11:22,211 --> 01:11:23,918 Why are you like this? 1189 01:11:23,979 --> 01:11:26,585 It wasn't fair, man. I had to be honest with her. 1190 01:11:26,649 --> 01:11:28,356 What, are you stupid? 1191 01:11:29,818 --> 01:11:31,263 How do you fuck this up, man? 1192 01:11:32,021 --> 01:11:35,434 Jesus, why can't you give yourself one night of enjoyment? 1193 01:11:35,491 --> 01:11:37,232 Just one night? 1194 01:11:37,293 --> 01:11:39,569 Put a little relish on your hot dog! 1195 01:11:39,628 --> 01:11:41,630 God... 1196 01:11:43,232 --> 01:11:46,736 Here. I want you to do this. 1197 01:11:46,802 --> 01:11:48,907 - No. No, Barry. - This little bit right here. 1198 01:11:48,971 --> 01:11:50,814 - Matthew... - I don't do drugs. 1199 01:11:50,873 --> 01:11:53,251 - You don't do anything! - I just had sex with Tori Frederking! 1200 01:11:53,309 --> 01:11:56,290 Yeah, well, I guess that's not gonna work out for you now! 1201 01:11:56,345 --> 01:11:58,689 Is it? You fucked it up. 1202 01:11:59,214 --> 01:12:00,557 Sony, pal. 1203 01:12:03,819 --> 01:12:05,025 All right, take the wheel. 1204 01:12:05,087 --> 01:12:06,589 Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. 1205 01:12:06,655 --> 01:12:09,329 All right. All right. 1206 01:12:09,391 --> 01:12:10,335 Yeah. 1207 01:12:10,392 --> 01:12:12,201 - Here I go. - You got it? 1208 01:12:13,329 --> 01:12:15,775 - Barry? - Yeah? 1209 01:12:15,831 --> 01:12:17,333 Holy shit! 1210 01:12:17,399 --> 01:12:20,039 Holy shit! Oh, shit! 1211 01:12:23,539 --> 01:12:24,711 Fuck! 1212 01:12:32,247 --> 01:12:33,726 We only lost a little bit. 1213 01:12:59,241 --> 01:13:02,120 We start splashing around and fooling around, 1214 01:13:02,177 --> 01:13:04,623 and the next thing you know, this flotation ring 1215 01:13:04,680 --> 01:13:06,091 hits me in the head. 1216 01:13:06,148 --> 01:13:09,322 And I look up, and... 1217 01:13:09,385 --> 01:13:11,524 it's his grandma. 1218 01:13:11,587 --> 01:13:14,124 Yeah. My crazy grandmother. 1219 01:13:14,189 --> 01:13:15,668 And she says to me, 1220 01:13:15,724 --> 01:13:19,035 "l can't tell if you're fucking or drowning, 1221 01:13:19,094 --> 01:13:21,734 but neither one is letting me get any sleep!" 1222 01:13:21,797 --> 01:13:22,867 Yeah... 1223 01:13:24,666 --> 01:13:26,703 Could be worse. 1224 01:13:26,769 --> 01:13:28,680 No, it couldn't, Barry. 1225 01:13:28,737 --> 01:13:31,217 It couldn't be any worse. 1226 01:13:33,041 --> 01:13:35,544 Put your hands in the air! 1227 01:13:35,611 --> 01:13:39,889 I was wrong. Now it couldn't be any worse. 1228 01:13:41,950 --> 01:13:42,951 Matthew? 1229 01:13:43,018 --> 01:13:45,294 Wow. Wrong again. 1230 01:13:45,354 --> 01:13:47,197 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 1231 01:13:47,256 --> 01:13:48,428 Cancel that backup request. Over. 1232 01:13:48,490 --> 01:13:49,468 Ten-four. 1233 01:13:49,525 --> 01:13:51,402 Are you two OK? 1234 01:13:51,460 --> 01:13:52,564 Yeah. 1235 01:13:52,628 --> 01:13:53,902 Yeah, Dad. 1236 01:13:53,962 --> 01:13:55,964 What's that all over your face, Barry? 1237 01:13:56,031 --> 01:13:57,908 Cocaine. 1238 01:13:59,902 --> 01:14:02,382 Dad, we're fine. Look, thank God you were on duty tonight. 1239 01:14:02,438 --> 01:14:05,851 Yeah. Why don't you get out of the car? 1240 01:14:08,310 --> 01:14:09,983 Take it easy! All right! 1241 01:14:10,045 --> 01:14:11,786 - Get down on the ground. - What? 1242 01:14:11,847 --> 01:14:13,485 Get down on the goddamn ground! 1243 01:14:13,549 --> 01:14:15,290 Oh, my God! Oh, God! 1244 01:14:15,350 --> 01:14:17,455 Oh, no! Oh, no! 1245 01:14:17,519 --> 01:14:18,964 Why'd you steal a car? 1246 01:14:19,021 --> 01:14:21,023 - Why'd you steal it? - He had nothing to do with it! 1247 01:14:21,089 --> 01:14:23,091 It was all me! He was there, yeah, 1248 01:14:23,158 --> 01:14:26,867 but then he chickened out at the end and he ran back to the car! 1249 01:14:26,929 --> 01:14:27,999 You did nothing? 1250 01:14:28,063 --> 01:14:30,168 I drove a stolen car. That's it. 1251 01:14:30,232 --> 01:14:32,439 I stole the car! 1252 01:14:32,501 --> 01:14:34,640 And then the cocaine was in the car! 1253 01:14:35,871 --> 01:14:36,975 You didn't buy the coke? 1254 01:14:37,039 --> 01:14:39,781 No! No! No! 1255 01:14:39,842 --> 01:14:42,083 - And you didn't have any? - No, I swear to God, Dad. 1256 01:14:42,144 --> 01:14:43,851 I swear to God. 1257 01:14:43,912 --> 01:14:48,361 Please, Mr. Franklin! Don't send me to jail, please! 1258 01:14:49,451 --> 01:14:51,226 Yeah, this car is in pretty rough shape. 1259 01:14:51,286 --> 01:14:53,527 What's the sticker price on this, Barry? 1260 01:14:53,589 --> 01:14:55,967 Fifty-three thousand. 1261 01:14:56,024 --> 01:15:00,336 Fifty-eight thousand with the full Corinthian leather package. 1262 01:15:00,395 --> 01:15:02,272 Yeah, after you serve your jail time, 1263 01:15:02,331 --> 01:15:05,505 I figure you'll be on probation, 1264 01:15:05,567 --> 01:15:09,174 working this off for at least one to two years. 1265 01:15:09,238 --> 01:15:11,479 Dad, the car's not that damaged. 1266 01:15:11,540 --> 01:15:13,042 Holy shit! 1267 01:15:13,108 --> 01:15:15,213 Maybe three, four years. 1268 01:15:15,277 --> 01:15:17,450 What are you...? Jesus Christ, Dad! 1269 01:15:18,046 --> 01:15:19,491 Maybe five. 1270 01:15:19,548 --> 01:15:21,892 Depending on what Kind of job that you get. 1271 01:15:21,950 --> 01:15:23,827 Of course, with your education, 1272 01:15:23,886 --> 01:15:25,832 you should be able to earn a decent salary. 1273 01:15:25,888 --> 01:15:27,492 I swear to God, I'll get an engineering job, Dad! 1274 01:15:27,556 --> 01:15:30,298 But you don't want an engineering job, Matthew. 1275 01:15:30,359 --> 01:15:31,702 I'll do whatever you want me to do. 1276 01:15:31,760 --> 01:15:33,740 But what do you want? 1277 01:15:33,795 --> 01:15:36,071 I don't know. 1278 01:15:36,131 --> 01:15:38,577 Oh, no, Dad! Oh, no, I'm sorry! 1279 01:15:38,634 --> 01:15:41,877 I'm... I'm just messed up, OK? I don't know what I want to do! 1280 01:15:41,937 --> 01:15:44,850 And I'm sorry I'm such a fucking failure! 1281 01:15:47,709 --> 01:15:50,087 You haven't really failed, son, 1282 01:15:50,145 --> 01:15:53,092 because you haven't really tried to succeed. 1283 01:15:53,148 --> 01:15:55,992 So don't credit yourself as a failure. 1284 01:15:56,585 --> 01:15:58,565 You're worse than that. 1285 01:16:03,992 --> 01:16:06,302 I just can't figure it out, Dad. 1286 01:16:07,896 --> 01:16:10,604 Don't cry like that in jail, son. 1287 01:16:13,302 --> 01:16:15,839 I don't wanna go... 1288 01:16:18,607 --> 01:16:20,086 You boys will spend at least, 1289 01:16:20,142 --> 01:16:24,591 at least, seven days in LA County Jail before they arraign you. 1290 01:16:26,114 --> 01:16:27,923 You'll be there with child molesters. 1291 01:16:27,983 --> 01:16:29,155 Please, don't. 1292 01:16:29,217 --> 01:16:30,423 But don't worry. 1293 01:16:30,485 --> 01:16:33,398 We'll make sure the guards know you're a cop's kid. 1294 01:16:37,826 --> 01:16:41,035 Bill, I can't keep this up! Look at Matt's face! 1295 01:16:41,096 --> 01:16:43,975 He's about to lay a big goose egg in the car! 1296 01:16:46,034 --> 01:16:49,982 OK, boys, this is your one and only mulligan. 1297 01:16:50,038 --> 01:16:51,244 What? 1298 01:16:51,306 --> 01:16:52,580 You're free to go. 1299 01:16:52,641 --> 01:16:54,814 Oh, my God, thank you! 1300 01:16:54,876 --> 01:16:56,822 Thank you! Thank you! 1301 01:16:56,878 --> 01:16:59,051 So you guys don't have to turn us in? 1302 01:16:59,114 --> 01:17:00,388 Shut the fuck up. 1303 01:17:00,449 --> 01:17:01,655 Relax, Matt. 1304 01:17:01,717 --> 01:17:03,253 We're the LAPD. 1305 01:17:03,318 --> 01:17:04,888 But don't do it again, Barry. 1306 01:17:04,953 --> 01:17:06,523 I mean it. No more coke. 1307 01:17:06,588 --> 01:17:08,659 Oh, are you kidding me? 1308 01:17:08,724 --> 01:17:12,001 I promise. Never. Never. Are you crazy? 1309 01:17:12,060 --> 01:17:13,767 This was like the craziest night. 1310 01:17:13,829 --> 01:17:15,706 Wipe that coke off your face. 1311 01:17:18,033 --> 01:17:20,172 I... can't. 1312 01:17:20,235 --> 01:17:23,409 Could someone... Mr. Johnson? 1313 01:17:29,578 --> 01:17:32,388 Thank you, Mr. Franklin. 1314 01:17:33,682 --> 01:17:37,255 Matt, take a shot at something. 1315 01:17:37,319 --> 01:17:40,493 Don't think about it too much. Just take the shot. 1316 01:17:40,555 --> 01:17:42,762 I don't even know where to aim. 1317 01:17:42,824 --> 01:17:47,000 Anywhere. Everywhere. Just take wild shots. 1318 01:17:48,230 --> 01:17:50,642 Hell, it's something just to hear the gun go off. 1319 01:17:54,636 --> 01:17:56,047 Thanks, Dad. 1320 01:18:05,013 --> 01:18:07,220 That's really scary. 1321 01:18:08,583 --> 01:18:10,756 My brain feels like snot. 1322 01:18:12,020 --> 01:18:14,557 I think she might have left her car back at Kyle's. 1323 01:18:18,527 --> 01:18:20,165 Matt, come on! 1324 01:18:24,599 --> 01:18:26,840 Ball! Ball! Ball! Ball! 1325 01:18:29,638 --> 01:18:31,242 Anybody who thinks Broder 1326 01:18:31,306 --> 01:18:33,411 will actually ride The Ball, place your bets with Bryce. 1327 01:18:33,475 --> 01:18:35,250 Anybody who thinks that he won't go through with it, 1328 01:18:35,310 --> 01:18:38,052 'cause he's a total pussy, place your bets with Benji. 1329 01:18:38,113 --> 01:18:40,821 And it's going to be... choice! 1330 01:18:42,117 --> 01:18:43,960 Yeah! 1331 01:18:54,429 --> 01:18:57,899 Ball! Ball! Ball! Ball! 1332 01:18:58,600 --> 01:19:00,011 Woo! 1333 01:19:00,068 --> 01:19:02,048 We're gonna run the world. 1334 01:19:02,104 --> 01:19:04,277 How do you know that she's still here? 1335 01:19:05,340 --> 01:19:06,842 Asshole! 1336 01:19:07,876 --> 01:19:09,048 She's here. 1337 01:19:09,111 --> 01:19:11,455 Broder's gonna ride The Ball! 1338 01:19:20,522 --> 01:19:21,592 Do I get a helmet? 1339 01:19:21,656 --> 01:19:23,829 Yeah, it's down there. Right by the tampons. 1340 01:19:23,892 --> 01:19:25,030 Fucking slam it! 1341 01:19:25,093 --> 01:19:26,697 Yeah! 1342 01:19:26,762 --> 01:19:28,935 Oh, fuck. I have a feeling I'm fucked. 1343 01:19:28,997 --> 01:19:30,772 Hey. 1344 01:19:30,832 --> 01:19:32,402 Hey. 1345 01:19:35,737 --> 01:19:38,650 Stop. Matt, please... 1346 01:19:38,707 --> 01:19:40,209 Don't be mad. 1347 01:19:40,275 --> 01:19:43,688 Wow, Shelly. This really hurts. 1348 01:19:48,116 --> 01:19:50,596 You got to get... 1349 01:19:50,652 --> 01:19:53,428 No! I'm not riding, man! I'm not riding! 1350 01:19:53,488 --> 01:19:55,661 I got fired today. 1351 01:19:55,724 --> 01:19:57,635 So fucking sit in it! 1352 01:20:03,398 --> 01:20:05,344 I think I'm gonna ride The Ball. 1353 01:20:05,400 --> 01:20:06,538 Tori! 1354 01:20:06,601 --> 01:20:08,342 I'm not interested in any more of your bullshit! 1355 01:20:08,403 --> 01:20:09,848 Look, listen, listen. 1356 01:20:09,905 --> 01:20:12,715 I only lied about one detail about myself, and that's my job. 1357 01:20:12,774 --> 01:20:15,584 Everything else was real. Tonight was real. 1358 01:20:15,644 --> 01:20:17,521 And it was... it was amazing! 1359 01:20:18,446 --> 01:20:20,949 You never would have talked to me for more than two minutes, admit it, 1360 01:20:21,016 --> 01:20:23,587 if you knew that I worked at Suncoast Video. 1361 01:20:23,652 --> 01:20:26,861 You lied to me all night so I would have sex with you. 1362 01:20:26,922 --> 01:20:30,233 So you only had sex with me because you thought I was a banker? 1363 01:20:30,292 --> 01:20:32,033 No, I went to a party with you 1364 01:20:32,093 --> 01:20:33,629 because I thought you were a banker. 1365 01:20:33,695 --> 01:20:38,166 But I had sex with you because I thought that you were small... 1366 01:20:39,034 --> 01:20:42,709 and funny... and honest. 1367 01:20:43,905 --> 01:20:46,545 I thought you were different from everybody else. 1368 01:20:46,608 --> 01:20:48,110 But you're not. 1369 01:20:48,176 --> 01:20:52,056 You're just like all these other scared little boys. 1370 01:20:52,714 --> 01:20:55,024 All right, hey! Who's it gonna be, huh? 1371 01:20:55,083 --> 01:20:56,994 Who's stepping up to the plate tonight? 1372 01:20:57,052 --> 01:20:58,554 Who wants a shot at the title? 1373 01:20:58,620 --> 01:20:59,963 Come on! 1374 01:21:00,021 --> 01:21:01,830 - Who wants a chance...? - I'll do it! 1375 01:21:01,890 --> 01:21:04,234 Ladies and gentlemen, we have a contestant! 1376 01:21:04,292 --> 01:21:07,466 The Mattinator! Franklin! 1377 01:21:09,097 --> 01:21:10,337 What are you doing? 1378 01:21:10,398 --> 01:21:12,036 I don't know. 1379 01:21:12,100 --> 01:21:13,977 Franklin! Franklin! Franklin! 1380 01:21:14,035 --> 01:21:15,810 Clear the way. Clear the way. 1381 01:21:15,871 --> 01:21:17,282 Franklin! Franklin! Franklin! 1382 01:21:17,339 --> 01:21:19,046 No, Matt! Matt, please don't do this, OK? 1383 01:21:19,107 --> 01:21:20,814 You don't have to prove anything to these people! 1384 01:21:20,876 --> 01:21:22,947 Whoever thinks that Matt's not gonna do it, 1385 01:21:23,011 --> 01:21:24,422 place your bets with Benji. 1386 01:21:24,479 --> 01:21:27,085 - And any... body else? - Don't. Matt, Matt... 1387 01:21:27,148 --> 01:21:29,059 Listen to me! You don't want to do this, man! 1388 01:21:29,117 --> 01:21:31,961 Let me do it for you, OK? You have a great life ahead of you! 1389 01:21:32,020 --> 01:21:34,864 I got nothing! Matt, don't do this! 1390 01:21:34,923 --> 01:21:36,960 Goddamn it! 1391 01:21:37,025 --> 01:21:39,938 Ladies and gentlemen, a round of applause for Mr. Goldman Sachs! 1392 01:21:42,130 --> 01:21:44,167 Kyle... 1393 01:21:44,232 --> 01:21:46,610 Shut the fuck up and drive. 1394 01:21:46,668 --> 01:21:47,703 Deal. 1395 01:21:47,769 --> 01:21:49,180 Matt, don't do this. 1396 01:21:49,237 --> 01:21:50,477 Why are you doing this? 1397 01:21:52,274 --> 01:21:55,153 Please don't do this, Matt! Oh, my God. 1398 01:21:57,946 --> 01:22:00,620 I'm Matt Franklin! 1399 01:22:00,682 --> 01:22:03,424 I work at Suncoast Video at the mall... 1400 01:22:04,319 --> 01:22:06,265 and I still live with my parents! 1401 01:22:08,390 --> 01:22:09,391 You suck! 1402 01:22:11,126 --> 01:22:12,935 I don't know what I'm doing up here. 1403 01:22:12,994 --> 01:22:15,338 I'm scared! And you know what? 1404 01:22:16,331 --> 01:22:21,576 I have been so afraid of my life that I have missed my life! 1405 01:22:21,636 --> 01:22:24,480 But I'm like all of you! We're all scared! 1406 01:22:24,539 --> 01:22:27,486 I mean, come on, admit it! 1407 01:22:28,209 --> 01:22:30,621 We're all trying to be something that we're not! 1408 01:22:31,446 --> 01:22:34,154 But tonight, all of that changes. 1409 01:22:34,215 --> 01:22:36,058 Tonight, I'm not afraid. 1410 01:22:36,117 --> 01:22:40,361 Tonight, I got one thing to say to all that bullshit! 1411 01:22:43,558 --> 01:22:44,935 Fuck it. 1412 01:22:59,808 --> 01:23:01,947 Kyle, Kyle, I'm begging you. Please don't let him do this! 1413 01:23:02,010 --> 01:23:04,752 No, honey, it's actually really safe. 1414 01:23:04,813 --> 01:23:07,089 Relax. See, it's gonna roll down this hill, right? 1415 01:23:07,148 --> 01:23:09,492 You see the bend? It actually goes uphill, right? 1416 01:23:09,551 --> 01:23:11,030 You know how gravity works, right? 1417 01:23:11,086 --> 01:23:12,724 He's just gonna stop. It's gonna be gentle. 1418 01:23:12,787 --> 01:23:14,596 And... it's gonna be choice. 1419 01:23:14,656 --> 01:23:16,761 Look, look! I'm telling you. 1420 01:23:16,825 --> 01:23:19,135 That's my brother and I love him, and I don't want you to do this! 1421 01:23:19,194 --> 01:23:22,937 Oh, did I say it was gonna be choice? I did. So cool out! 1422 01:23:28,737 --> 01:23:31,308 Yeah, let's make some noise for Matt Franklin! 1423 01:23:31,373 --> 01:23:34,616 Yeah, baby! Yeah! 1424 01:23:34,676 --> 01:23:36,280 Yeah! 1425 01:23:41,783 --> 01:23:43,387 On three! 1426 01:23:44,319 --> 01:23:45,320 Three! 1427 01:23:56,131 --> 01:23:57,667 Oh, shit! Oh, shit! 1428 01:23:57,732 --> 01:24:00,679 - Yeah! - Shit! 1429 01:24:00,735 --> 01:24:04,649 - Breathe deeply! Keep breathing! - Yeah! 1430 01:24:10,712 --> 01:24:11,690 Oh, shit! 1431 01:24:11,746 --> 01:24:13,987 Christ! Oh! Oh, shit! 1432 01:24:14,049 --> 01:24:15,221 Matt! 1433 01:24:23,158 --> 01:24:24,603 Oh, my God! 1434 01:24:24,659 --> 01:24:28,106 Oh, shit! Holy Christ! Holy Christ! 1435 01:24:35,937 --> 01:24:38,508 Oh, shit! 1436 01:24:44,746 --> 01:24:46,225 Fuck! 1437 01:24:46,281 --> 01:24:47,783 Oh, my God! 1438 01:24:47,849 --> 01:24:51,262 Fuck me! Fuck me! Aah! 1439 01:25:13,875 --> 01:25:17,982 Oh... Shit! Help! 1440 01:25:18,046 --> 01:25:19,389 Fuck! 1441 01:25:35,897 --> 01:25:37,069 Give me your truck! 1442 01:25:37,132 --> 01:25:38,770 Honey, The Ball was not supposed to do that. 1443 01:25:38,833 --> 01:25:40,471 Give me your fucking keys! 1444 01:25:40,535 --> 01:25:41,673 - Relax, OK? - Now! 1445 01:25:41,736 --> 01:25:42,806 Don't fucking touch me! 1446 01:25:42,871 --> 01:25:45,647 - I did not know that the road was... - Hey, hey, hey. I'll drive. 1447 01:26:26,247 --> 01:26:27,590 Matt! 1448 01:26:27,649 --> 01:26:28,684 Matt! 1449 01:26:28,750 --> 01:26:30,058 No, no, no... 1450 01:26:37,425 --> 01:26:39,029 - Are you OK? - Are you OK? 1451 01:26:39,661 --> 01:26:40,901 Holy shit! 1452 01:26:41,863 --> 01:26:43,501 What's up! 1453 01:26:43,565 --> 01:26:46,239 - I rode the fucking Ball! - You rode The Ball! 1454 01:26:46,301 --> 01:26:47,109 Woo-hoo! 1455 01:26:47,769 --> 01:26:49,112 You'll see, we'll get back there, 1456 01:26:49,170 --> 01:26:51,878 all the girls will be sitting with their legs open, 1457 01:26:51,940 --> 01:26:53,544 clapping with their thighs. 1458 01:26:55,510 --> 01:26:57,217 Oh, hello. Thank God. 1459 01:26:58,580 --> 01:26:59,923 Matt! 1460 01:26:59,981 --> 01:27:01,961 Take him. 1461 01:27:03,251 --> 01:27:07,222 Matt! Don't ever do that again! Do you hear me? 1462 01:27:07,288 --> 01:27:08,892 It's not a problem. 1463 01:27:20,401 --> 01:27:21,880 Could I have your phone number? 1464 01:27:24,339 --> 01:27:26,512 I just want to take you out to dinner. 1465 01:27:26,574 --> 01:27:27,951 Or, like, a movie. 1466 01:27:29,777 --> 01:27:31,484 Just hang out with you. 1467 01:27:31,546 --> 01:27:34,288 Matt, you were a loser in high school. 1468 01:27:34,349 --> 01:27:37,728 Now you're just a loser who rode The Ball... 1469 01:27:38,519 --> 01:27:39,759 and fucked me. 1470 01:27:43,658 --> 01:27:45,365 Are you happy? 1471 01:27:45,994 --> 01:27:47,200 No. 1472 01:27:48,796 --> 01:27:50,241 I'm so sorry I lied to you. 1473 01:27:51,633 --> 01:27:53,271 I'm so sorry, Tori. 1474 01:27:54,402 --> 01:27:56,245 I'm gonna leave you alone now. 1475 01:27:58,039 --> 01:27:59,416 I promise. 1476 01:28:03,444 --> 01:28:05,253 Matt! 1477 01:28:06,681 --> 01:28:09,958 818-404-7327. 1478 01:28:15,823 --> 01:28:17,825 And that was pretty impressive. 1479 01:28:28,102 --> 01:28:33,313 It's Matt! Hey, Matt! Hey, Matt! Hey! 1480 01:28:33,374 --> 01:28:35,911 My buddy, Matt Franklin! 1481 01:28:40,581 --> 01:28:41,992 Yeah! 1482 01:28:42,050 --> 01:28:43,427 So it all worked out! 1483 01:28:43,484 --> 01:28:45,760 You were happy when you read that letter tonight. 1484 01:28:45,820 --> 01:28:47,822 - No, I was not happy. - Yes. Yes you were! 1485 01:28:47,889 --> 01:28:50,995 - I'm telling you I wasn't happy. - I saw it. I just want you to admit it! 1486 01:28:52,126 --> 01:28:53,605 What? Admit what? 1487 01:28:53,661 --> 01:28:55,800 That I don't want my baby to leave the nest? 1488 01:28:55,863 --> 01:28:57,308 Is that why you're mad at me? 1489 01:28:58,900 --> 01:29:01,073 I'm canceling the movers, Kyle. 1490 01:29:01,135 --> 01:29:02,842 What? No. What does that mean? 1491 01:29:02,904 --> 01:29:04,815 You know what it means. 1492 01:29:05,640 --> 01:29:08,018 Honey, you said yes tonight. 1493 01:29:08,076 --> 01:29:09,282 Yeah, I know. 1494 01:29:09,344 --> 01:29:10,982 Oh, shit, Wenders... 1495 01:29:12,046 --> 01:29:14,583 Don't do this to me. 1496 01:29:14,649 --> 01:29:16,219 I'm begging you, don't... don't do it. 1497 01:29:16,284 --> 01:29:18,890 I'm begging you, please don't do this to me. 1498 01:29:20,788 --> 01:29:21,823 I'm doing it. 1499 01:29:21,889 --> 01:29:24,062 Oh...! 1500 01:29:35,903 --> 01:29:39,350 You just... through my head. 1501 01:29:48,850 --> 01:29:50,227 You know what? I don't know what the hell 1502 01:29:50,284 --> 01:29:52,355 I'm gonna do with myself now. 1503 01:29:54,222 --> 01:29:55,758 Hell, I don't know what the hell I'll do with myself 1504 01:29:55,823 --> 01:29:58,497 while I'm thinking about what the hell to do with myself. 1505 01:30:01,396 --> 01:30:03,137 I hear that's what college is for. 1506 01:30:05,666 --> 01:30:07,646 There's a lot of this. 1507 01:30:07,702 --> 01:30:09,113 No, not right now. 1508 01:30:10,571 --> 01:30:12,517 And there's also a lot of this. 1509 01:30:24,018 --> 01:30:26,123 You're beginning to make a lot of sense. 1510 01:30:36,130 --> 01:30:39,805 We should probably say goodbye before I screw this up again. 1511 01:30:40,868 --> 01:30:42,108 OK. 1512 01:30:42,170 --> 01:30:43,308 OK. 1513 01:30:55,983 --> 01:30:57,257 That was bold. 1514 01:30:57,318 --> 01:30:59,855 That was the scariest thing I did all night. 1515 01:31:59,113 --> 01:32:00,717 - Who wants breakfast? - Ooh... 1516 01:32:00,781 --> 01:32:02,385 - Yeah. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1517 01:32:02,783 --> 01:32:03,784 Hey!