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[PIANO MUSIC PLAYING]

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There's no place like home.

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There's no place like home.

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There's no place like home.

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I'm sorry, I just...

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[STOP PLAYING PIANO]

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This isn't working for me.

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What is it now, Imogene?

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Okay.

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I don't know about you, Ms. Rossi,

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but there's not a chance in
hell that I'd go back

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to some crap-farm in Kansas.

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After seeing all that Oz has to offer.

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I mean, it makes zero sense.

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- You guys are with me on this, right?
- Mmm-mmm.

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That is the way this story ends.

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It's a classic!

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It's also a little
provincial, if you ask me.

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I didn't.

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Can I at least
suggest a more appropriate line?

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No! You will do the lines as written

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or I am giving the lead to Stacy!

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[enemas]

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There's no place like home.

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Home is really fabulous!

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Home is where the heart is!

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Blah... Blah... Blah.

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[PHONE RINGING]

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IMOGENE: Joe, I need a taxi.

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No problem.

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<i>- This is Peter. Leave a message.
- [JOE WHISTLES]</i>

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IMOGENE: Hi, it's me again.

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You never came home,
so I assume we're meeting there?

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Uh, I hope you're okay.

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Call me.

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[PHONE RINGING]

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<i>This is Peter. Leave a message.</i>

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IMOGENE: Hey, it's me.

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If you get there first,
would you wait outside?

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I'd really like to walk in together.

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Oh, by the way, I just passed the place

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where you held my hand
for the first time.

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Call me, please.

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Call me.

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Shit.

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[PHONE RINGING]

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<i>This is Peter. Leave a message.</i>

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IMOGENE: Okay, I just got here,

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and I'm walking in. Are you here?

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I'm here.
I'm putting my phone on vibrate.

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So just text me so I can find you.
I'm here. Bye.

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- Hi. Imogene Duncan.
- Mmm-hmm.

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[INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS]

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[SIGHING]

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<i>Two years ago, a young man from Newark</i>

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broke into the Whitney Museum
by smashing a window with a brick.

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He wanted to look at the pictures.

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[SIGHING]

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The crime committed that night had
nothing to do with breaking windows,

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or living in New Jersey.

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It had to do with denying a child.

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Hey, where were you?

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I was stuck on a call.

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And that's why the Where The
Art ls Foundation was created,

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so that no child
ever has to break a window again.

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DARA: You know, the idea just
sort of came to me,

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when James and I were on our honeymoon.

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And I realized that
I want to be more than just a wife,

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and an author, and an interior designer.

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I know, I've been
thinking the same thing.

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You know, it's been weighing on me.

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But are you even married?

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Oh. Mostly. Basically.

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We live together, and
we've talked about it.

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Peter's family is Dutch.

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Yeah, and they're a very
progressive people.

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You know, they believe in a spiritual
union, where your souls are bound.

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That's what he said to me,
which is very romantic.

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It's like how gay people
used to get married.

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Oh, Austen and I are
starting a charity for that.

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For gay people?

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His younger sister is a lesbian,

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and we just really
wanted to get involved.

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- Wonderful!
- HANNAH: Wow!

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I didn't realize she was a lesbian.

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GEORGINA: I knew she was a lesbian.

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I mean, I went to Spence.

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Oh, I heard Andover had
a lot of them, too.

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Yeah, I know.

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Isn't that where you
went to school, Imogene?

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Andover? No, that was Peter.

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So, where did you...

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DARA: She's from New Jersey.

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SLOANE: Oh.

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I love that sculpture

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of Abe Lincoln.

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That is phenomenal...

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He's got a little smirk.
[CHUCKLES]

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What's he thinking?

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[SIGHING] I'm stuffed.

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They really went all out tonight.
it was so fun.

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You know, tonight really made me
contemplate how lucky we are.

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And all the beauty
that we just take for granted.

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You know, all the museums, the park.

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[SIGHING] The 100-year-old buildings.

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- The trees...
- Imogene,

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I should move out.

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What?

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I've already started
looking at apartments.

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- What are you talking about?
- Look,

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I can help you with rent
for a couple months

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until you figure out what to do.

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You're serious? Peter!

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You said our souls were bound.
You said that.

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I told people that you said that!

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This isn't about souls, all right?

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This is about
whether two people really go together.

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[SCOFFS]

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[IMOGENE WHIMPERING]

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[SNIFFLING]

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[SIGHING]

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[WHIMPERING]

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[SOBS]

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Imogene?
Libby wants to see you in her office.

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Right away.

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Is that your family?

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Oh! Yeah. That's the gang.

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- The Vineyard?
- Every summer since I was born.

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What about your family?

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Um... I grew up in the Atlantic
City area, near the beach, so...

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Then every day was like summer, right?

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No, every day was not like summer.

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Every day was like being impaled
with a blunt, wooden object,

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over and over again.
[CHUCKLING SOFTLY]

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Anyway, I called you in here

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because I had a chance
to read over your blurbs.

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And, um, yeah, see,
I can't turn these in to Dan.

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- Why not?
- Well...

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First off, because you
called Dames At Sea,

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"An insignificant, if not irritating,

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"amalgam of lackluster
performances and sitcom one-liners."

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Have you seen it?
Because that's putting it very nicely.

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It won the Tony.

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And, you know, frankly, we don't care
whether you think it's good or bad.

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You're not a reviewer.

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No, see, your job is just to describe

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the play in five sentences or less

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and make it sound interesting.

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Perhaps you weren't aware

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that I won the Hollingsworth
fellowship for playwriting

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or that New York Magazine put me

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on their list of playwrights to watch?

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I was not aware. Thank you for
bringing that to my attention.

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You're welcome.

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Okay.

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Well, we certainly
don't want to stand in

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the way of your burgeoning
writing career.

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So, uh...

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Yeah.

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What does "yeah" mean?

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Yeah.

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[SOFTLY] You can go.

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[PHONE BUZZING]

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This is Peter.

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I know I'm not
supposed to call you during work hours,

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but I lost my job at the magazine.

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And I'm just...
[SOBBING]

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<i>I'm having a really
tough time right now.</i>

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And I know it's not your problem, but...

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I was just thinking maybe

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you could come over
and just lay with me for a little bit?

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Imogene, I...

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<i>- I'm working.
- I know, I just...</i>

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I don't really
trust myself to be alone right now.

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What? What do you mean?

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I mean I'm afraid
if you don't come over I might

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do something to myself.

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<i>Imogene.</i>

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<i>Or maybe I already have.</i>

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What did you do?

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Just, Peter...

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If you love me just say
you'll come over. Please?

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All right.

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<i>IMOGENE: Farewell, world.</i>

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<i>My life is but
a brief flickering in the darkness.</i>

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<i>Too faint to light a room.</i>

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<i>And much too soon does
the flame burn out.</i>

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<i>As the winds of suffering
have extinguished my light,</i>

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<i>heaven welcomes me
with her open embrace.</i>

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[KNOCKING AT DOOR]

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DARA: Imogene?

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Hello?

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Are you in here?

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Imogene, you left your door open.

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There's also a sign on it.
I think your landlord is upset with you.

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Imogene, I just stopped by to pick up

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those Cartier earrings that I lent you.

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Imogene.

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Oh, my God.

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Hello? Imogene?

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Imogene, can you hear me?

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Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

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Oh, my God!

205
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Oh, my God!

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Oh, my God, Imogene.

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Hello. Dad?

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Daddy, it's Dara.

209
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Oh, my God, Dad.

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Imogene is dead!

211
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No, no. She's just dead.

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I don't know how to check!

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PETER: Imogene.

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Imogene.

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Oh, my gosh!

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Cheers.

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[BABY CRYING]

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[PEOPLE APPLAUDING]

219
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<i>And the Tony Award for
Best Play goes to...</i>

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<i>Imogene Duncan!</i>

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[APPLAUSE]

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I'm such a fan!

223
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No. I'm such a fan.

224
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Thank you.

225
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<i>Oh, thank you so much. Oh, my gosh!</i>

226
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<i>There's so many people
that I want to thank.</i>

227
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<i>But most importantly,
my wonderful, Dutch husband, Peter.</i>

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<i>I will love you forever.
Or should I say...</i>

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[SPEAKING DUTCH]

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[RETCHING]

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[RETCHING]

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IMOGENE: For the 10 millionth time,

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I wasn't really trying to kill myself.

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DR. CHALMERS: So, you're saying you
didn't really want to be reunited

235
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with your dead father for eternity?

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IMOGENE: I didn't want to die, okay?

237
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Well, I think the problem
you're facing here

238
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is that you wrote a pretty
authentic sounding letter.

239
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Really?

240
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You thought it was that good?

241
00:14:01,280 --> 00:14:04,170
Now in your letter,
you refer to your dead father.

242
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How old were you when he passed away?

243
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Nine. Seriously, there
is no point to this.

244
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Can you tell me about him?

245
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He was just the best.

246
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The smartest man I ever met.

247
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He was like the George
Clooney of fathers.

248
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And what about the rest of your family?

249
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Uh... My mom
lives in New Jersey with my brother.

250
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She has an impulse control problem,

251
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and I haven't seen them in years.

252
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Can you describe the symptoms
of your mother's impulse problem?

253
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Uh, let's see.

254
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Buying 52 pairs of jelly
shoes in one year.

255
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Gambling every day.
Picking up hitchhikers.

256
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Showing up to a parent-teacher
conference wearing a turban.

257
00:14:40,480 --> 00:14:42,721
My brother and I,
our birthdays are 84 days apart,

258
00:14:42,800 --> 00:14:43,961
and because of her gambling

259
00:14:44,040 --> 00:14:45,929
she couldn't afford to give us
individual birthday parties,

260
00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:48,128
so we had to have a
combined birthday party.

261
00:14:48,240 --> 00:14:49,890
Do you have any idea
how it feels to have a birthday party

262
00:14:49,960 --> 00:14:51,769
eighty-four days after
your actual birthday,

263
00:14:51,840 --> 00:14:53,763
because your mom has an impulse problem?

264
00:14:53,840 --> 00:14:55,171
Okay, well, it doesn't feel very good.

265
00:14:55,240 --> 00:14:57,561
No, it's very sad.

266
00:14:57,640 --> 00:14:58,801
Yeah.

267
00:14:58,880 --> 00:15:00,166
I'm doing okay.

268
00:15:00,240 --> 00:15:01,969
I mean, it's been
upsetting for me, but...

269
00:15:02,040 --> 00:15:04,247
ZELDA: Have you ever received
a telephone call

270
00:15:04,320 --> 00:15:05,924
of an urgent nature when you're naked?

271
00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:08,082
- I haven't.
- I had just gotten out of the shower.

272
00:15:08,160 --> 00:15:09,764
And suddenly this call comes.

273
00:15:09,840 --> 00:15:12,081
Well, we tracked down your information

274
00:15:12,160 --> 00:15:15,084
from old DMV records, Mrs. Duncan.

275
00:15:15,160 --> 00:15:18,243
Are you familiar with a 5150 hold?

276
00:15:18,520 --> 00:15:22,605
Uh... Yes, but I'm sure I
paid those tickets. Okay?

277
00:15:22,680 --> 00:15:26,366
And the judge ruled that the
second one wasn't even my fault.

278
00:15:26,440 --> 00:15:29,091
This has nothing to do
with your driving record, Mrs. Duncan.

279
00:15:29,160 --> 00:15:32,607
A 5150 means that
it is our duty to hold anyone

280
00:15:32,680 --> 00:15:35,445
who poses a threat to themselves
for at least 72 hours.

281
00:15:35,520 --> 00:15:38,091
However, we have
a bit of an overcrowding problem,

282
00:15:38,160 --> 00:15:41,209
which limits us to holding
only critical patients

283
00:15:41,280 --> 00:15:43,965
and releasing the others,
like your daughter,

284
00:15:44,040 --> 00:15:45,405
into the care of a loved one.

285
00:15:46,440 --> 00:15:48,044
- She said she loved me?
- No.

286
00:15:48,120 --> 00:15:50,441
But we have more
critical patients that need her bed.

287
00:15:50,520 --> 00:15:55,082
You mean people that, like,
jump out of buildings and cut parts off?

288
00:15:55,880 --> 00:15:57,120
That kind of stuff?
[CHUCKLES]

289
00:15:57,200 --> 00:15:58,804
Sometimes.

290
00:15:58,880 --> 00:16:01,884
Can I ask you a question?
Does that make you really sad?

291
00:16:02,680 --> 00:16:05,843
Uh, Mrs. Duncan, would you be
willing to assume responsibility

292
00:16:05,920 --> 00:16:10,403
<i>for the safety and well-being
of your daughter for the next 72 hours?</i>

293
00:16:11,040 --> 00:16:13,646
Well, I have to be somewhere later.

294
00:16:13,720 --> 00:16:16,200
But, yes. Of course.

295
00:16:16,280 --> 00:16:17,964
Did I tell you that Gwyneth Paltrow

296
00:16:18,080 --> 00:16:19,161
might come to my book launch party?

297
00:16:19,240 --> 00:16:21,720
- Wow! What a coup.
- I know!

298
00:16:21,800 --> 00:16:24,451
It's like my dad's PR
guy knows everyone.

299
00:16:24,560 --> 00:16:26,130
[CELL PHONE RINGING]

300
00:16:28,320 --> 00:16:29,401
Oh.

301
00:16:29,840 --> 00:16:32,764
I will be back in one second,
I have to take this.

302
00:16:33,960 --> 00:16:35,086
Hi.

303
00:16:35,160 --> 00:16:36,286
It's an upsetting night.

304
00:16:36,360 --> 00:16:37,441
Hello.

305
00:16:37,520 --> 00:16:40,763
Imogene, listen,
I know you're expecting your boyfriend,

306
00:16:40,840 --> 00:16:43,002
and we've made several
attempts to try and...

307
00:16:43,080 --> 00:16:45,526
Peter is coming for me, okay?

308
00:16:46,120 --> 00:16:47,884
Yes, I'm sure Peter cares
for you very deeply,

309
00:16:47,960 --> 00:16:50,770
but both your mother
and I feel that the best thing

310
00:16:50,840 --> 00:16:51,841
for you right now...

311
00:16:51,920 --> 00:16:53,081
Wait. Did you just say "mother"?

312
00:16:53,240 --> 00:16:56,767
...would be for you to be
in the comfort and safety

313
00:16:56,840 --> 00:16:59,446
of those who love you unconditionally.

314
00:16:59,520 --> 00:17:01,761
So your mother is
going to take you home with her.

315
00:17:02,400 --> 00:17:03,401
Hi, honey.

316
00:17:03,480 --> 00:17:04,970
IMOGENE: You cannot do this.

317
00:17:05,040 --> 00:17:08,328
Dara! Dara!
Tell them you love me unconditionally.

318
00:17:08,960 --> 00:17:09,961
What?

319
00:17:10,960 --> 00:17:12,291
IMOGENE: I can't go with her!
Please! Please!

320
00:17:12,800 --> 00:17:16,043
Dara! Tell them I can stay
with you until Peter comes for me!

321
00:17:16,120 --> 00:17:17,121
Oh, my gosh, I wish that I could help,

322
00:17:17,200 --> 00:17:19,521
but I don't think that we can
accommodate house-guests right now.

323
00:17:19,640 --> 00:17:20,607
What?

324
00:17:20,680 --> 00:17:22,409
- You can't do this to me!
- Hold her!

325
00:17:22,520 --> 00:17:23,965
Dara! Call the police!

326
00:17:24,480 --> 00:17:26,721
Imogene, this is going
to make your trip home

327
00:17:26,800 --> 00:17:29,121
just a little bit more relaxing.

328
00:17:29,240 --> 00:17:30,526
[GRUNTING]

329
00:17:33,800 --> 00:17:35,131
[ECHOING] Honey...

330
00:17:38,560 --> 00:17:40,164
Your panties are showing.

331
00:17:50,320 --> 00:17:51,606
[GASPS]

332
00:18:14,960 --> 00:18:16,724
[SOFT MUSIC PLAYING]

333
00:18:26,680 --> 00:18:28,205
[LOUD MUSIC PLAYING]

334
00:18:29,200 --> 00:18:30,531
Mom?

335
00:18:37,800 --> 00:18:39,370
GAME ANNOUNCER:
Step right up, everybody!

336
00:18:40,880 --> 00:18:42,211
Clear the path.

337
00:18:43,240 --> 00:18:44,924
Bring me a joker.

338
00:18:45,880 --> 00:18:47,211
- Feeling good!
- Hey!

339
00:18:47,680 --> 00:18:49,569
- Oh!
- What the hell are you doing?

340
00:18:49,640 --> 00:18:52,166
Jesus, don't sneak up on me like that.

341
00:18:52,240 --> 00:18:54,402
You left me in the
back seat of your car!

342
00:18:54,480 --> 00:18:58,451
Well, honey, they told me that you were gonna
be out for, like, you know, six hours.

343
00:18:58,520 --> 00:19:00,568
You took me against my will!

344
00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:02,244
You know, I could have you
arrested for kidnapping.

345
00:19:02,320 --> 00:19:04,891
Imogene, they called
me from the hospital.

346
00:19:04,960 --> 00:19:06,724
They said that you had
tried to kill yourself

347
00:19:06,800 --> 00:19:08,802
and they were
gonna lock you up with schizophrenians.

348
00:19:08,880 --> 00:19:11,087
I mean, you know, what was I supposed to do?
Leave you there?

349
00:19:11,160 --> 00:19:14,687
Oh, and this is better?
Waking up alone in a casino parking lot?

350
00:19:14,760 --> 00:19:16,330
I don't have my purse, no cell phone.

351
00:19:16,400 --> 00:19:17,970
I have no wallet. No ID. Nothing.

352
00:19:18,040 --> 00:19:19,530
Zelda, is this lady giving you grief?

353
00:19:19,600 --> 00:19:21,841
Oh, no. Delancey, this is my daughter.

354
00:19:21,920 --> 00:19:24,161
<i>Do you know that she was
on the New York Times list</i>

355
00:19:24,240 --> 00:19:25,287
of playwrights to watch...

356
00:19:25,360 --> 00:19:27,010
It was New York Magazine!

357
00:19:27,080 --> 00:19:28,764
Oh. Pleased to meet you.

358
00:19:28,840 --> 00:19:31,491
I've seen your mother here
get more royal flushes than anybody.

359
00:19:31,560 --> 00:19:32,561
That's great.

360
00:19:33,880 --> 00:19:35,041
ZELDA: Okay.

361
00:19:35,120 --> 00:19:37,122
Round and round she goes!

362
00:20:12,320 --> 00:20:13,810
You think I don't know why you did it?

363
00:20:13,880 --> 00:20:15,689
I'm your mother, okay.
I know why you did it.

364
00:20:16,960 --> 00:20:17,961
Some men are stayers.

365
00:20:18,800 --> 00:20:21,531
Some men are leavers, and you know,
it's better to find out now.

366
00:20:21,600 --> 00:20:23,602
Wow, where did you get
that pearl of wisdom?

367
00:20:23,680 --> 00:20:25,569
<i>It was on The Joy Behar Show.</i>

368
00:20:26,880 --> 00:20:30,805
You know, the doctor let me read your letter.
I thought it was really good.

369
00:20:30,920 --> 00:20:32,046
Really.

370
00:20:32,120 --> 00:20:35,363
Apparently, I should be a
professional suicide writer.

371
00:20:35,560 --> 00:20:39,451
Oh, you're not writing
plays anymore, huh?

372
00:20:39,520 --> 00:20:42,205
I am not talking about this.

373
00:20:53,480 --> 00:20:54,481
Hey-

374
00:20:55,600 --> 00:20:57,090
Where'd you go?

375
00:20:58,160 --> 00:20:59,764
- Imogene?
- [MOANING]

376
00:21:01,040 --> 00:21:03,805
Ew! Hello? Hi!
Who are you?

377
00:21:04,040 --> 00:21:06,646
Um... I'm Lee.

378
00:21:06,720 --> 00:21:07,881
GIRL: Who's she?

379
00:21:07,960 --> 00:21:09,530
Lee, what are you doing in my room?

380
00:21:09,600 --> 00:21:11,443
Actually, this is my room.

381
00:21:11,520 --> 00:21:12,601
Since when?

382
00:21:12,680 --> 00:21:15,365
Uh, since Zelda started
renting it to me.

383
00:21:15,440 --> 00:21:16,771
- What?
- Imogene?

384
00:21:18,200 --> 00:21:19,611
- Ralph!
- Imogene, you're back!

385
00:21:19,680 --> 00:21:20,727
Oh, my God.

386
00:21:20,840 --> 00:21:23,047
You're really back! You're here!

387
00:21:23,120 --> 00:21:26,124
Wow, you look so different.

388
00:21:26,200 --> 00:21:28,202
I've been eating a lot of spaghetti.

389
00:21:28,360 --> 00:21:29,885
- Oh.
- So you're going to spend the night?

390
00:21:29,960 --> 00:21:31,325
No, I'm not... No.

391
00:21:31,400 --> 00:21:32,970
Why did Mom rent out my room?

392
00:21:33,040 --> 00:21:34,485
Her settlement money ran out.

393
00:21:34,560 --> 00:21:35,686
What settlement money?

394
00:21:35,760 --> 00:21:37,125
An escalator ate her
jelly shoe at the Oasis

395
00:21:37,200 --> 00:21:38,690
and screwed up her toe.

396
00:21:38,760 --> 00:21:40,125
Can I have a second hug?

397
00:21:40,200 --> 00:21:41,326
MONICA: This is really weird.

398
00:21:41,400 --> 00:21:42,561
LEE: Monica, wait a second.

399
00:21:42,640 --> 00:21:44,404
It's fine, she's...

400
00:21:48,240 --> 00:21:49,730
IMOGENE: Mom!

401
00:21:51,440 --> 00:21:52,646
ZELDA: Hello.

402
00:21:52,720 --> 00:21:56,361
Okay, before you start getting
all creepy, let me explain.

403
00:21:56,440 --> 00:21:59,922
How can you rationalize
renting my room out to some random guy?

404
00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:01,843
Well, you haven't been
back in a long time!

405
00:22:01,920 --> 00:22:03,046
Yeah. She does have a point.

406
00:22:03,120 --> 00:22:05,122
Where is all my stuff?
What, did you throw out all my stuff?

407
00:22:05,200 --> 00:22:07,123
Calm down. It's in the basement.

408
00:22:07,200 --> 00:22:09,680
So what now? What, do
I sleep with you now?

409
00:22:09,760 --> 00:22:12,366
Oh. Well, I don't think
that's going to work either.

410
00:22:12,440 --> 00:22:14,363
- IMOGENE: Why not?
- The Bousche sleeps in her bed.

411
00:22:14,440 --> 00:22:15,566
The what?

412
00:22:15,640 --> 00:22:18,723
Hey, I could make you a sheet
fort like when we were kids?

413
00:22:19,200 --> 00:22:20,531
Can you come out here a second?

414
00:22:20,600 --> 00:22:21,886
BOUSCHE: Yeah.

415
00:22:22,480 --> 00:22:23,481
ZELDA: Yeah?

416
00:22:23,560 --> 00:22:24,561
Okay.

417
00:22:25,200 --> 00:22:28,522
Imogene, this is my boyfriend.
He lives with us.

418
00:22:28,600 --> 00:22:30,602
[WHISPERS] He's in the CIA.

419
00:22:33,080 --> 00:22:35,242
Hi. George Bousche.

420
00:22:35,320 --> 00:22:37,687
It's a pleasure to finally meet you.

421
00:22:37,760 --> 00:22:39,410
George.

422
00:22:39,480 --> 00:22:41,482
Your name is George Bousche?

423
00:22:42,480 --> 00:22:46,007
Well, as a matter of
fact, it's not my name.

424
00:22:47,560 --> 00:22:49,608
You see, my father was an assassin,

425
00:22:49,720 --> 00:22:52,803
and he had to change
all of our birth names

426
00:22:52,880 --> 00:22:57,522
because of that incident
I told you about, about the KGB.

427
00:23:00,640 --> 00:23:02,768
IMOGENE: So what is your real name then?

428
00:23:02,840 --> 00:23:05,684
Oh, I'm sorry. I can't tell you that.

429
00:23:05,760 --> 00:23:07,171
- Even I don't know.
- No.

430
00:23:07,800 --> 00:23:08,847
Okay.

431
00:23:10,240 --> 00:23:12,242
- No one knows. Okay.
- Yeah.

432
00:23:13,240 --> 00:23:14,890
Okay.

433
00:23:14,960 --> 00:23:17,611
ZELDA: You gonna put on
something nice, honey?

434
00:24:35,920 --> 00:24:38,605
So, did Mom tell you the good news?

435
00:24:39,520 --> 00:24:41,090
Who's it good for?

436
00:24:41,240 --> 00:24:42,765
I got my own kiosk,

437
00:24:42,840 --> 00:24:44,444
one block from the boardwalk.

438
00:24:45,920 --> 00:24:47,001
- Yeah?
- Yeah.

439
00:24:47,080 --> 00:24:49,845
Right across from Angela's Pizza.

440
00:24:49,920 --> 00:24:51,570
Well, where it used to be. Here.

441
00:24:53,560 --> 00:24:54,766
IMOGENE: Oh.

442
00:24:54,840 --> 00:24:56,330
- That's wonderful.
- RALPH: Yeah.

443
00:24:56,880 --> 00:24:58,120
- Congratulations!
- Yep.

444
00:24:58,200 --> 00:24:59,770
No, no. Please keep it.

445
00:24:59,840 --> 00:25:01,285
Or, you know, give it to a friend.

446
00:25:01,360 --> 00:25:03,840
Anyone you refer gets a free hermit hut.

447
00:25:03,920 --> 00:25:05,251
That's a good deal.

448
00:25:06,080 --> 00:25:07,809
Do you want to come and see it?

449
00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:09,126
Oh.

450
00:25:09,760 --> 00:25:12,889
I wish I could.
But, you know, I have to go back home.

451
00:25:12,960 --> 00:25:14,325
Yeah, to the city.

452
00:25:15,320 --> 00:25:17,084
You know, you really
should come visit me.

453
00:25:17,200 --> 00:25:20,090
We could go to the Natural History
Museum and the Aquarium.

454
00:25:20,160 --> 00:25:22,083
RALPH: Yeah, it's far away.

455
00:25:22,160 --> 00:25:24,242
Yeah. Well, maybe that's a good thing.

456
00:25:24,320 --> 00:25:26,721
I like being in Ocean City.

457
00:25:26,800 --> 00:25:28,131
You used to like it, too.

458
00:25:28,200 --> 00:25:31,283
Yeah. I just think
that New York is a better place for me.

459
00:25:31,360 --> 00:25:34,569
Mmm. Okay.

460
00:25:34,640 --> 00:25:38,167
Well, this is your basic
sheet fort model.

461
00:25:38,440 --> 00:25:39,441
Um...

462
00:25:39,680 --> 00:25:44,686
If you would like any add-ons
or security features,

463
00:25:44,760 --> 00:25:46,285
I mean, I can work on it tomorrow.

464
00:25:46,360 --> 00:25:48,601
No, it looks very secure.

465
00:25:48,680 --> 00:25:49,727
Yeah?

466
00:25:49,800 --> 00:25:51,245
IMOGENE: Yeah, you did a great job.

467
00:25:51,360 --> 00:25:53,522
Um, all right, well.

468
00:25:56,280 --> 00:25:58,362
Nighty-night, Imogene.

469
00:25:59,840 --> 00:26:01,171
[KISSES HAND]

470
00:26:05,800 --> 00:26:06,801
[SIGHS]

471
00:26:14,360 --> 00:26:15,600
[SIGHS]

472
00:26:28,120 --> 00:26:30,168
ZELDA: Breakfast, everybody!

473
00:26:35,480 --> 00:26:37,050
- Oh, Jesus!
- Ow! God! Someone's in here!

474
00:26:37,120 --> 00:26:38,406
Oh, my God. I'm sorry!

475
00:26:38,480 --> 00:26:39,925
God! [GROANING]

476
00:26:41,760 --> 00:26:42,966
Hey, I'm really sorry about that.

477
00:26:43,080 --> 00:26:46,084
Your brother likes us to keep the door
closed because the toilet runs.

478
00:26:46,160 --> 00:26:48,731
I didn't see anything, just so you know.

479
00:26:49,240 --> 00:26:52,210
Okay. Well,
you should really knock as a precaution.

480
00:26:52,280 --> 00:26:53,361
I guess we're even then.

481
00:26:53,440 --> 00:26:55,124
Oh, so it's my fault that I walk in

482
00:26:55,200 --> 00:26:56,690
on you doing it with your girlfriend?

483
00:26:56,800 --> 00:26:58,802
Because, hello, this is my house.

484
00:26:58,880 --> 00:26:59,961
But you don't live here anymore.

485
00:27:00,040 --> 00:27:02,725
I grew up in this house.
I think that takes precedence over

486
00:27:02,800 --> 00:27:06,407
whatever temporary
whatever you're doing here.

487
00:27:06,520 --> 00:27:07,806
What are you doing here?

488
00:27:07,880 --> 00:27:09,166
Excuse me?

489
00:27:09,440 --> 00:27:10,487
What...

490
00:27:10,560 --> 00:27:11,686
Why did you come back?

491
00:27:11,760 --> 00:27:14,001
I really don't see
how that is any of your concern, Lee.

492
00:27:14,080 --> 00:27:17,289
Look, if you want to stay in the
room, it really is no trouble.

493
00:27:17,360 --> 00:27:18,521
I'll be happy to stay somewhere else.

494
00:27:18,600 --> 00:27:21,001
Oh, I'm sure you can.
But, see, I like to make a special point

495
00:27:21,080 --> 00:27:22,889
to not sleep in the bed of boys

496
00:27:22,960 --> 00:27:24,724
whose cleanliness of
sheets is questionable

497
00:27:24,800 --> 00:27:25,847
at best.

498
00:27:28,800 --> 00:27:30,609
- This morning.
- What?

499
00:27:30,680 --> 00:27:32,762
That's when I changed my sheets.

500
00:27:33,480 --> 00:27:34,561
[SLAMS DOOR SHUT]

501
00:27:40,400 --> 00:27:41,447
Hey-

502
00:27:42,400 --> 00:27:46,769
Um, I don't really know how to
broach this subject tactfully,

503
00:27:47,720 --> 00:27:48,881
so I'm just going to say it.

504
00:27:48,960 --> 00:27:49,961
Ralph, cover your ears.

505
00:27:54,400 --> 00:27:56,368
Were you getting spanked last night?

506
00:27:57,680 --> 00:27:59,091
Why would you think that?

507
00:27:59,160 --> 00:28:01,003
Because that's what it sounded like.

508
00:28:02,720 --> 00:28:03,721
[GIGGLING]

509
00:28:03,800 --> 00:28:05,370
- Am I right?
- Oh, my God.

510
00:28:05,440 --> 00:28:07,841
No. I'm right, aren't I? Ugh!

511
00:28:07,920 --> 00:28:10,651
Imogene, it is so much fun.
Have you never tried it?

512
00:28:10,720 --> 00:28:13,405
Yeah, maybe, like, two or three times
in the heat of passion, I don't know.

513
00:28:13,480 --> 00:28:15,084
But not in repetition
for, like, two hours.

514
00:28:15,160 --> 00:28:17,845
[CHUCKLING] Oh, my God.
If it was bothering you so much

515
00:28:17,920 --> 00:28:19,206
you should have just closed your door.

516
00:28:19,280 --> 00:28:20,611
Oh, my sheet door?

517
00:28:21,960 --> 00:28:23,530
You know, you should be grateful I have

518
00:28:23,600 --> 00:28:25,489
such an amazing sex life with George.

519
00:28:25,560 --> 00:28:28,803
Or would you rather I turned
into one of those dried up women

520
00:28:28,880 --> 00:28:32,282
like Mitzi Mordler who spends all
her time with her little rat dog.

521
00:28:32,360 --> 00:28:33,646
IMOGENE: Yeah. That.
Mitzi, that's what I want.

522
00:28:33,800 --> 00:28:35,040
[ZELDA GIGGLING]

523
00:28:35,120 --> 00:28:36,485
ZELDA: Oh, God.

524
00:28:36,560 --> 00:28:37,641
BOUSCHE: Coffee ready?

525
00:28:37,720 --> 00:28:39,609
Over there, Bubba.

526
00:28:40,480 --> 00:28:41,970
I need it after last night.

527
00:28:44,720 --> 00:28:46,131
[SPAN KING]

528
00:28:46,840 --> 00:28:47,966
You know, if Dad were alive

529
00:28:48,080 --> 00:28:49,650
to see what you've become,
he would be disgraced.

530
00:28:51,400 --> 00:28:52,561
He died?

531
00:28:54,240 --> 00:28:55,287
When did that happen?

532
00:28:56,480 --> 00:28:58,289
No, no, no. It's nothing.

533
00:28:58,360 --> 00:28:59,566
What?

534
00:28:59,640 --> 00:29:02,803
I mean, yes. He died.

535
00:29:02,880 --> 00:29:05,121
A long time ago. He's been dead.

536
00:29:05,920 --> 00:29:07,968
- You know that.
- Right.

537
00:29:12,040 --> 00:29:13,371
[CLEARS THROAT]

538
00:29:16,680 --> 00:29:18,284
- Can I take them off now?
- Yeah.

539
00:29:18,400 --> 00:29:19,526
Sorry.

540
00:29:24,240 --> 00:29:25,651
Why would you say that?

541
00:29:25,720 --> 00:29:26,846
I thought you told them.

542
00:29:27,200 --> 00:29:28,247
[SCOFFS] No! You knew they didn't know.

543
00:29:28,360 --> 00:29:29,441
No?

544
00:29:29,520 --> 00:29:31,443
Something like that
could ruin their lives.

545
00:29:31,520 --> 00:29:33,887
You can never, ever let them know
about their father really being...

546
00:29:34,000 --> 00:29:35,331
Being what?

547
00:29:37,360 --> 00:29:39,601
[STAMMERING] Cheap.

548
00:29:39,680 --> 00:29:40,966
Dad was cheap?

549
00:29:41,560 --> 00:29:43,608
Oh, God, yeah.

550
00:29:44,440 --> 00:29:47,683
Don't you remember that ugly
couch we had in the living room?

551
00:29:47,760 --> 00:29:49,125
He wouldn't let me buy the one I wanted,

552
00:29:49,200 --> 00:29:52,090
so we had to get that
one from a garage sale.

553
00:29:52,160 --> 00:29:53,127
[SCOFFING]

554
00:29:53,200 --> 00:29:55,009
You're lying. I can see it!
I can see it in your eyes.

555
00:29:55,080 --> 00:29:56,809
Tell us the truth.

556
00:29:57,520 --> 00:29:58,601
Was Dad not our father?

557
00:29:58,680 --> 00:30:02,765
No, no, no. He was. He is your father.

558
00:30:02,840 --> 00:30:04,649
- What do you mean "he is our father"?
- ZELDA: No.

559
00:30:04,720 --> 00:30:05,881
[SIGHING]

560
00:30:06,120 --> 00:30:08,043
- Oh, God.
- RALPH: Mom?

561
00:30:08,160 --> 00:30:12,085
I can't. You know, I can't.
I can't do this anymore.

562
00:30:12,160 --> 00:30:13,969
- Breathe. [INHALING DEEPLY]
- ZELDA: Oh, God.

563
00:30:14,080 --> 00:30:15,081
What?

564
00:30:18,600 --> 00:30:19,761
ZELDA: All right.

565
00:30:21,320 --> 00:30:22,526
We didn't get along, okay?

566
00:30:23,400 --> 00:30:25,528
And he wanted to
go back to school for his PhD.

567
00:30:25,600 --> 00:30:27,523
And we agreed that we didn't want
to put you through a divorce

568
00:30:27,600 --> 00:30:29,568
and all of the custody hell,

569
00:30:29,680 --> 00:30:31,887
and so we decided
that you guys would stay with me

570
00:30:31,960 --> 00:30:33,007
and I would just tell you that...

571
00:30:33,080 --> 00:30:34,809
What?

572
00:30:35,800 --> 00:30:37,768
That he died.

573
00:30:42,240 --> 00:30:44,447
I can't believe this.
What, Dad is alive?

574
00:30:44,520 --> 00:30:45,806
Yeah.

575
00:30:45,880 --> 00:30:49,441
What mother tells their
children that their father died

576
00:30:49,520 --> 00:30:51,488
during a routine colonoscopy, to what?

577
00:30:51,560 --> 00:30:54,370
To save them from inconvenience?

578
00:30:54,440 --> 00:30:57,205
No, no, it was
a complicated situation, Imogene. Okay?

579
00:30:57,280 --> 00:30:59,851
[STAMMERING] I was trying
to protect you guys.

580
00:30:59,960 --> 00:31:02,770
I wanted you to
grow up feeling good about yourselves.

581
00:31:02,880 --> 00:31:04,370
What happened to him?

582
00:31:04,440 --> 00:31:06,329
Somebody told me that he wrote a book.

583
00:31:08,240 --> 00:31:09,446
Oh, wait, Imogene.

584
00:31:09,520 --> 00:31:11,966
Wait. Oh, come on.

585
00:31:14,800 --> 00:31:16,529
What are you going to do?

586
00:31:16,600 --> 00:31:17,806
Wait!

587
00:31:17,880 --> 00:31:19,211
Imogene.

588
00:31:21,680 --> 00:31:23,045
Immy, wait.

589
00:31:23,120 --> 00:31:27,170
Ralph, was that boat
moored out there yesterday?

590
00:31:27,280 --> 00:31:29,009
ZELDA: Imogene, please.

591
00:31:29,880 --> 00:31:32,406
Imogene, honey. I need my car today.

592
00:31:32,480 --> 00:31:34,847
I have a free spin on the Lucky Wheel!

593
00:31:34,920 --> 00:31:37,321
Hey, wait. Honey, please.
Hey, unlock the door, okay?

594
00:31:37,400 --> 00:31:38,401
[ENGINE STARTS]

595
00:31:38,480 --> 00:31:41,848
The jackpot is a cruise to Jamaica!
We could all go together!

596
00:31:42,320 --> 00:31:43,481
Hey...

597
00:31:44,760 --> 00:31:48,128
Honey, please don't kill
yourself over this.

598
00:31:48,960 --> 00:31:50,485
I love you.

599
00:31:59,040 --> 00:32:00,280
Oh, can I help you?

600
00:32:00,360 --> 00:32:01,600
I hope so.

601
00:32:01,680 --> 00:32:03,444
Um, do you have anything written
by Maxwell P. Duncan?

602
00:32:03,520 --> 00:32:05,648
P. Duncan.
Let's look it up.

603
00:32:06,120 --> 00:32:07,360
[STAMMERING] That's a "C", right?

604
00:32:07,440 --> 00:32:08,487
That's a

605
00:32:08,560 --> 00:32:09,607
And not a

606
00:32:09,680 --> 00:32:10,761
- No, it's a
- Oh.

607
00:32:10,840 --> 00:32:12,285
No, sorry. You just pressed

608
00:32:12,360 --> 00:32:13,486
You're right. Sorry about that.

609
00:32:13,560 --> 00:32:15,244
- Okay.
- D-U-N.

610
00:32:15,840 --> 00:32:17,126
Oh, there's lots of Duncans.

611
00:32:17,200 --> 00:32:18,725
P. Duncan. Maxwell P. Duncan.

612
00:32:18,800 --> 00:32:20,609
Are you okay?

613
00:32:20,680 --> 00:32:22,045
Yes. Thank you.

614
00:32:23,280 --> 00:32:26,124
P. Duncan, there it is.
We have one book.

615
00:32:26,560 --> 00:32:28,130
Uh, let's see.

616
00:32:29,360 --> 00:32:30,566
Where is it?

617
00:32:30,640 --> 00:32:31,926
In the non-fiction.

618
00:32:33,560 --> 00:32:34,686
Hmm.

619
00:32:52,680 --> 00:32:54,603
"Maxwell P. Duncan
is a world-renowned expert

620
00:32:54,680 --> 00:32:57,524
"on the early colonial period
of American history.

621
00:32:57,600 --> 00:32:59,967
"Mr. Duncan has spoken on PBS and NPR.

622
00:33:00,080 --> 00:33:01,366
"He resides in...

623
00:33:02,760 --> 00:33:04,524
"New York City."

624
00:33:34,640 --> 00:33:36,290
[ALARM BLARING]

625
00:33:37,080 --> 00:33:38,605
Oh, no, you don't.

626
00:33:40,440 --> 00:33:42,249
Move it!

627
00:34:03,680 --> 00:34:04,727
[GASPING]

628
00:34:04,800 --> 00:34:05,801
[BRAKES SQUEALING]

629
00:34:05,880 --> 00:34:07,120
[CRASHES]

630
00:34:09,720 --> 00:34:11,051
I saw you in my rearview mirror,

631
00:34:11,120 --> 00:34:12,201
you weren't even paying attention!

632
00:34:12,320 --> 00:34:13,401
You were putting on makeup!

633
00:34:13,480 --> 00:34:16,051
I wasn't putting on makeup! Does it
look like I'm wearing makeup to you?

634
00:34:16,120 --> 00:34:17,246
Well, you're going to
have to pay for this.

635
00:34:17,320 --> 00:34:19,800
It's a couple of little scratches.
What is the big deal?

636
00:34:19,880 --> 00:34:22,167
Excuse me, it's a Porsche!

637
00:34:22,240 --> 00:34:23,890
Sir, it's a Boxster.

638
00:34:23,960 --> 00:34:25,928
You folks okay? You're
holding up traffic.

639
00:34:26,040 --> 00:34:28,486
No, sir. We're not okay,
actually, at all.

640
00:34:28,560 --> 00:34:31,166
This woman rear-ends me
while she's putting on makeup.

641
00:34:31,240 --> 00:34:32,765
My visor fell down!

642
00:34:32,880 --> 00:34:34,609
Can you both please show me
your driver's license,

643
00:34:34,680 --> 00:34:36,170
registration, and insurance cards?

644
00:34:36,240 --> 00:34:37,810
Sure thing, Officer.

645
00:34:40,560 --> 00:34:41,686
Is something wrong?

646
00:34:41,760 --> 00:34:43,171
Okay. First of all, I
wasn't putting on makeup!

647
00:34:43,240 --> 00:34:44,241
Ocean City?

648
00:34:44,320 --> 00:34:46,129
Imogene?

649
00:34:46,200 --> 00:34:47,690
Imogene Duncan?

650
00:34:47,760 --> 00:34:48,886
Yeah.

651
00:34:49,720 --> 00:34:52,405
It's me. It's Rex Rinaldi.

652
00:34:53,000 --> 00:34:54,161
From high school.

653
00:34:54,240 --> 00:34:55,685
T-Rex Rinaldi?

654
00:34:55,760 --> 00:34:57,922
You were my TA in my
dumb-bell math class.

655
00:34:58,000 --> 00:34:59,684
You said you couldn't go
to homecoming with me

656
00:34:59,800 --> 00:35:02,929
because it fell on the anniversary
of your father's death?

657
00:35:03,560 --> 00:35:04,766
- Yeah.
- Sure!

658
00:35:04,840 --> 00:35:05,841
IMOGENE: Okay, yeah.

659
00:35:05,920 --> 00:35:07,126
Imogene Duncan!

660
00:35:07,200 --> 00:35:08,281
Here I am.

661
00:35:09,400 --> 00:35:10,526
Can we do this please?

662
00:35:10,600 --> 00:35:12,170
- I have somewhere I'm supposed to be.
- Yeah. All right.

663
00:35:12,240 --> 00:35:13,571
Great, thank you.

664
00:35:14,920 --> 00:35:16,001
Do you have yours?

665
00:35:17,680 --> 00:35:19,648
You know, I live in Manhattan now,

666
00:35:19,760 --> 00:35:21,728
and I haven't really driven in years.

667
00:35:21,800 --> 00:35:24,087
Dispatch, I got to run a plate.

668
00:35:24,840 --> 00:35:26,046
Uh, New Jersey.

669
00:35:26,120 --> 00:35:28,726
- Umbrella-zero-alpha-eight-niner.
- Hey, Rex?

670
00:35:29,400 --> 00:35:34,964
I just want to say how brave and
selfless you are for what you do.

671
00:35:35,040 --> 00:35:36,201
Just all the citizens...

672
00:35:36,320 --> 00:35:37,481
REX: Copy that.

673
00:35:37,720 --> 00:35:42,601
Uh, well, uh, it seems this car
has been reported as stolen.

674
00:35:42,760 --> 00:35:44,250
Oh, what is this?

675
00:35:44,320 --> 00:35:45,810
- What is this?
- Sir, I'm going to have to ask you

676
00:35:45,880 --> 00:35:47,803
to please keep your
comments to yourself.

677
00:35:47,880 --> 00:35:49,689
No, no, no, there's been a mistake.

678
00:35:49,760 --> 00:35:52,127
There's been a mistake.
This is my mother's car.

679
00:35:52,200 --> 00:35:56,410
Okay? And she lent it to me
to go visit my father.

680
00:35:56,480 --> 00:35:57,845
So it's not stolen.

681
00:35:57,920 --> 00:35:58,921
Right.

682
00:35:59,000 --> 00:36:00,331
That's wrong.

683
00:36:00,880 --> 00:36:02,450
I thought your father died?

684
00:36:03,440 --> 00:36:06,410
No, he did.

685
00:36:06,480 --> 00:36:08,562
I just found out today. I thought he...

686
00:36:09,200 --> 00:36:10,406
He has not died.

687
00:36:10,520 --> 00:36:12,522
<i>REX: on, I get it.</i>

688
00:36:12,600 --> 00:36:14,568
He's alive when you need him to be.

689
00:36:14,640 --> 00:36:16,847
And then he's dead
when you have to blow someone off.

690
00:36:16,920 --> 00:36:19,366
No,no,no,no!
My mother told me that he died.

691
00:36:19,440 --> 00:36:22,205
And then, now I found
out that he's alive.

692
00:36:22,280 --> 00:36:23,327
Crock of shit!

693
00:36:23,400 --> 00:36:25,846
And I bet that if I asked
you out for a beer

694
00:36:25,920 --> 00:36:27,843
he'd probably die again, right?

695
00:36:27,920 --> 00:36:30,321
Well, obviously,
I hope that wouldn't be the case.

696
00:36:30,400 --> 00:36:33,131
But, given the fact that I don't
know what kind of health he's in,

697
00:36:33,200 --> 00:36:36,124
I mean that certainly
could be a possibility.

698
00:36:40,560 --> 00:36:42,449
- OFFICER: Duncan.
- What?

699
00:36:42,520 --> 00:36:43,601
You're out.

700
00:36:44,600 --> 00:36:45,886
Your mom dropped the charges.

701
00:36:51,520 --> 00:36:53,807
IMOGENE: Oh, uh, good luck at Nationals.

702
00:36:54,440 --> 00:36:56,204
<i>ZELDA: You hit someone in a Porsche?</i>

703
00:36:56,280 --> 00:36:58,567
Quit changing the subject.
You had me arrested!

704
00:36:58,640 --> 00:37:01,564
Come on, honey.
it was for your own good, okay?

705
00:37:01,640 --> 00:37:04,041
I knew how upset you were, and when
you didn't come back for a while,

706
00:37:04,120 --> 00:37:06,521
I was afraid you
were going to stop on the train tracks.

707
00:37:06,600 --> 00:37:08,728
You know, George told me the
best way to find someone

708
00:37:08,800 --> 00:37:10,245
is accuse them of a crime.

709
00:37:10,320 --> 00:37:12,288
That's how they do it in the CIA.

710
00:37:12,360 --> 00:37:14,362
How was jail, Imogene?

711
00:37:14,440 --> 00:37:15,771
Disappointing.

712
00:37:21,640 --> 00:37:23,290
ZELDA: I know you think I
screwed up your life,

713
00:37:23,360 --> 00:37:25,727
but did you ever stop to think
that maybe having a dead father

714
00:37:25,800 --> 00:37:27,928
was better for you than
having a dead-beat one?

715
00:37:28,000 --> 00:37:29,365
IMOGENE: [SCOFFS] Dead-beat?

716
00:37:29,440 --> 00:37:31,010
The man lives in New York City.

717
00:37:31,080 --> 00:37:32,684
He's a world-renowned expert

718
00:37:32,760 --> 00:37:34,285
on the early colonial period
of American history.

719
00:37:34,360 --> 00:37:36,931
- What?
- He's spoken in 29 countries.

720
00:37:37,000 --> 00:37:38,889
He's been interviewed on NPR and PBS.

721
00:37:38,960 --> 00:37:40,325
Okay. Maybe he's found some success.

722
00:37:40,400 --> 00:37:41,447
Some success?

723
00:37:41,520 --> 00:37:42,726
But that doesn't change
who he is as a person.

724
00:37:42,800 --> 00:37:44,325
- Is that Dad's book?
- Yes.

725
00:37:44,400 --> 00:37:45,526
<i>It's called The Myth of Thanksgiving.</i>

726
00:37:45,600 --> 00:37:47,648
- It's actually our father's second book.
- Thanksgiving is a myth?

727
00:37:47,720 --> 00:37:48,881
- What?
- Yeah, amongst other things.

728
00:37:49,000 --> 00:37:50,445
Oh, get out of here.
Your father wrote a book

729
00:37:50,520 --> 00:37:52,090
on how Thanksgiving never happened?

730
00:37:52,160 --> 00:37:54,811
IMOGENE: Yeah. You know,
we embrace it as this national holiday,

731
00:37:54,880 --> 00:37:56,803
but actually it was a
political spin job.

732
00:37:56,920 --> 00:37:58,684
- Did it say who invented pumpkin pie?
- [LAUGHING]

733
00:37:58,760 --> 00:38:00,410
Don't laugh. No, it didn't say
who invented pumpkin pie.

734
00:38:00,480 --> 00:38:02,403
You know, I'm sorry,
but I'm not surprised.

735
00:38:02,480 --> 00:38:04,642
He always wanted
to ruin everything that was fun.

736
00:38:04,760 --> 00:38:06,603
Oh, yeah, Dad tried to ruin everything.

737
00:38:06,720 --> 00:38:09,883
Dad's only, like,
a very brilliant, accomplished man,

738
00:38:09,960 --> 00:38:11,405
who, you know what,
after we get reunited,

739
00:38:11,480 --> 00:38:12,970
is going to help me get on my feet

740
00:38:13,040 --> 00:38:14,451
and who is going to cherish me,

741
00:38:14,560 --> 00:38:17,040
and make up for the years of humiliation

742
00:38:17,120 --> 00:38:18,645
that I endured being your daughter.

743
00:38:18,720 --> 00:38:20,802
Oh, my God. Well, do
you have his address?

744
00:38:20,880 --> 00:38:22,609
No. I... What? No.

745
00:38:22,680 --> 00:38:24,887
But I'm gonna get it. And then
when I get it I'm gonna go there.

746
00:38:24,960 --> 00:38:26,121
And Ralph's going to come with me.

747
00:38:26,240 --> 00:38:27,401
Oh, no, I don't go past the boardwalk.

748
00:38:27,480 --> 00:38:29,847
You know, Imogene, a lot of people
had a worse mother than you.

749
00:38:29,920 --> 00:38:30,921
Like me.

750
00:38:31,000 --> 00:38:33,526
And one day when you're old,
you're gonna look back and realize that.

751
00:38:33,600 --> 00:38:35,648
When I'm old. And
hopefully, I can also die

752
00:38:35,720 --> 00:38:37,688
84 days around when Ralph dies,

753
00:38:37,760 --> 00:38:39,683
so we can combine our funerals.

754
00:38:41,280 --> 00:38:42,361
[SIGHS]

755
00:38:56,880 --> 00:38:59,565
ZELDA: Hey, honey. Honey, come here.

756
00:38:59,640 --> 00:39:00,801
- Get over here.
- What?

757
00:39:00,880 --> 00:39:02,530
I have to tell you something.

758
00:39:02,600 --> 00:39:03,965
Are you guys coming?

759
00:39:04,040 --> 00:39:06,008
Uh, you just go on in. Turn on the TV.

760
00:39:06,080 --> 00:39:08,686
Okay, honey? We'll be there in a sec.

761
00:39:08,760 --> 00:39:12,526
Look. I know you got mad when I made
you do your birthday with Ralph.

762
00:39:12,600 --> 00:39:15,206
No. I actually loved combining birthday
parties with Ralph. Really.

763
00:39:15,280 --> 00:39:16,520
It's one of my fondest memories.

764
00:39:16,600 --> 00:39:18,329
Well, I had to do that, okay?

765
00:39:18,400 --> 00:39:19,686
I had to put your parties together,

766
00:39:19,760 --> 00:39:22,684
or else Ralph would
have had no one at his.

767
00:39:22,760 --> 00:39:24,762
Your friends were humans.

768
00:39:24,880 --> 00:39:27,850
His friends were lizards
or crabs or whatever.

769
00:39:27,960 --> 00:39:30,611
We all had to make sacrifices for Ralph.

770
00:39:37,080 --> 00:39:38,411
Good night.

771
00:39:59,840 --> 00:40:01,251
[WHIMPERING]

772
00:40:03,240 --> 00:40:04,890
IMOGENE: Ralph!

773
00:40:08,760 --> 00:40:10,171
Uh, Eugenia.

774
00:40:10,240 --> 00:40:11,890
You got a minute for the Bousche?

775
00:40:12,520 --> 00:40:13,726
It's Imogene.

776
00:40:13,800 --> 00:40:17,043
Listen, I've been meaning to
talk to you because I'm worried.

777
00:40:17,120 --> 00:40:19,168
You shouldn't be mad at your mother.

778
00:40:19,240 --> 00:40:22,130
Really? And what
exactly qualifies you to say that to me,

779
00:40:22,200 --> 00:40:25,647
considering I've
known you for what, 40 hours?

780
00:40:26,480 --> 00:40:29,563
Because she's been through
a very hard time.

781
00:40:29,640 --> 00:40:31,642
- And she loves you.
- No. Of course she does.

782
00:40:31,720 --> 00:40:34,610
That's why
she had me arrested for stealing her car

783
00:40:34,680 --> 00:40:36,170
and lied to me about my father.

784
00:40:36,240 --> 00:40:38,561
Sometimes information needs
to be kept classified.

785
00:40:38,640 --> 00:40:41,883
Okay, look, no offense, but this is
really between me and my family.

786
00:40:42,400 --> 00:40:43,731
I am part of your family now.

787
00:40:44,920 --> 00:40:48,129
Now, I may look a little
young for the gig,

788
00:40:48,200 --> 00:40:49,929
but in the samurai tradition,

789
00:40:50,000 --> 00:40:51,445
when a man loves a woman,

790
00:40:51,520 --> 00:40:55,286
he automatically becomes
a spiritual guardian for her offspring.

791
00:40:55,360 --> 00:40:58,921
So, what, you're a samurai now, too?

792
00:40:59,000 --> 00:41:02,686
Oh, I've been a samurai for 25 years.
You didn't know that?

793
00:41:02,760 --> 00:41:05,923
No. I didn't. 25, wow.

794
00:41:06,000 --> 00:41:08,048
- That's a long time.
- Yeah.

795
00:41:08,120 --> 00:41:12,284
But thank you,
I think me and my spirit are just fine.

796
00:41:12,360 --> 00:41:14,567
Are you sure about that?

797
00:41:14,640 --> 00:41:16,165
That's not what I'm getting.

798
00:41:16,240 --> 00:41:18,322
I'm getting resistance.

799
00:41:18,400 --> 00:41:19,526
Yeah. Little bit.

800
00:41:20,320 --> 00:41:21,890
That's accurate.

801
00:41:27,520 --> 00:41:29,488
RALPH: What's the password?

802
00:41:30,440 --> 00:41:32,283
Spuds McKenzie?

803
00:41:32,360 --> 00:41:34,328
[RALPH MIMICKING BUZZER]

804
00:41:34,800 --> 00:41:37,280
[ROBOTICALLY] Spuds McKenzie.

805
00:41:37,360 --> 00:41:39,806
RALPH: [ROBOTICALLY] You may enter.

806
00:41:44,040 --> 00:41:45,610
IMOGENE: WOW!

807
00:41:46,840 --> 00:41:48,410
Oh, wow, your room...

808
00:41:52,040 --> 00:41:53,121
Um...

809
00:41:54,640 --> 00:41:57,883
Oh, this was so sweet of you,
but I think I should give this back.

810
00:41:57,960 --> 00:41:59,041
Why don't you want her?

811
00:41:59,920 --> 00:42:01,888
I kind of got a lot going on right now.

812
00:42:01,960 --> 00:42:04,122
I don't really think I'd be
a very good crab mom.

813
00:42:04,640 --> 00:42:08,201
Well, then maybe you could
be her crab buddy.

814
00:42:09,280 --> 00:42:11,931
Um... Yeah. I don't think
I'd be a very good crab buddy either.

815
00:42:12,560 --> 00:42:15,086
Plus I think she misses you. See.

816
00:42:18,280 --> 00:42:19,406
Mmm-hmm.

817
00:42:21,720 --> 00:42:23,085
Hey, Ralph.

818
00:42:26,960 --> 00:42:28,564
Do you have any money
you think you can loan me?

819
00:42:28,640 --> 00:42:29,846
What for?

820
00:42:29,920 --> 00:42:33,402
So I can go back to New York.
And pay my landlord.

821
00:42:33,480 --> 00:42:35,642
And try to find Dad.

822
00:42:36,760 --> 00:42:39,411
You do want me to find Dad, don't you?

823
00:42:41,920 --> 00:42:44,127
Don't you think it would be cool if

824
00:42:44,200 --> 00:42:47,647
no matter where you were in the world,
you were already home?

825
00:42:48,440 --> 00:42:52,161
Or precisely, that you were just as
safe as you are in your own home,

826
00:42:52,240 --> 00:42:54,925
even when you're not there?

827
00:42:55,840 --> 00:42:59,162
Uh, yeah. Sure, yeah. I guess so.

828
00:42:59,560 --> 00:43:00,561
Um...

829
00:43:00,680 --> 00:43:01,761
Here, sit down.

830
00:43:01,840 --> 00:43:03,171
- Huh? Oh.
- Sit down.

831
00:43:04,480 --> 00:43:05,925
Since the dawn of time,

832
00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:08,321
soft-bellied creatures have been jealous

833
00:43:08,480 --> 00:43:11,848
of mollusks' ability to self-preserve.

834
00:43:12,680 --> 00:43:15,729
But they don't have to be anymore.

835
00:43:27,680 --> 00:43:29,330
[BREATHING HARD]

836
00:43:29,480 --> 00:43:30,481
I made this.

837
00:43:32,120 --> 00:43:33,246
- Really?
- Yeah.

838
00:43:33,320 --> 00:43:37,006
It has all the amenities
of a typical mollusk's home,

839
00:43:37,080 --> 00:43:39,970
but this one is made of top-grade,
bullet-proof fiberglass,

840
00:43:40,040 --> 00:43:43,010
and I've coated it with
Cyber-Flexx plastic.

841
00:43:43,080 --> 00:43:46,243
It's comfortable enough
for extended use,

842
00:43:46,320 --> 00:43:49,847
and it even has wireless
Internet capability.

843
00:43:49,920 --> 00:43:50,967
What?

844
00:43:51,040 --> 00:43:52,201
I call it "The Human Shell."

845
00:43:55,800 --> 00:43:57,131
Wow.

846
00:43:57,200 --> 00:43:59,089
- May I?
- Yeah, you can touch.

847
00:44:00,360 --> 00:44:01,327
What's it for?

848
00:44:01,400 --> 00:44:03,528
You put it on your back.

849
00:44:03,600 --> 00:44:06,080
And then if you ever need protection

850
00:44:06,160 --> 00:44:08,561
or you want to hide or whatever,

851
00:44:08,640 --> 00:44:11,883
you just pull it down on yourself.

852
00:44:12,800 --> 00:44:13,801
Oh.

853
00:44:23,240 --> 00:44:24,241
Ralph?

854
00:44:25,240 --> 00:44:26,446
[GROANING]

855
00:44:28,920 --> 00:44:31,400
IMOGENE: Hey, Lee! Hey, wait.

856
00:44:31,520 --> 00:44:32,646
[CAR STARTING]

857
00:44:32,720 --> 00:44:33,801
Hey-

858
00:44:33,880 --> 00:44:36,770
Wait! Hey, hey, hey, hey! Wait!

859
00:44:40,880 --> 00:44:42,530
Take me to New York.

860
00:44:44,040 --> 00:44:45,041
No.

861
00:44:45,160 --> 00:44:46,241
Why?

862
00:44:46,320 --> 00:44:48,607
Because I have things to do.

863
00:44:49,200 --> 00:44:52,249
Fine. Fine. Then I will stay
here and I will kill myself

864
00:44:52,320 --> 00:44:53,481
and it'll be all your fault.

865
00:44:53,560 --> 00:44:55,961
And I will specifically
mention your name in the letter,

866
00:44:56,040 --> 00:44:57,371
which, apparently, I am
very good at writing.

867
00:44:57,440 --> 00:45:00,523
Wow. You're really
gonna show me, aren't you? Jeez.

868
00:45:01,440 --> 00:45:02,566
[SCOFFING]

869
00:45:04,400 --> 00:45:05,526
[SIGHING]

870
00:45:07,880 --> 00:45:09,006
[SIGHS HEAVILY]

871
00:45:09,640 --> 00:45:11,165
All right, I'll tell you what.

872
00:45:12,680 --> 00:45:13,727
Here.

873
00:45:13,800 --> 00:45:16,804
- Why are you giving me a quarter?
- Just call it.

874
00:45:17,080 --> 00:45:18,491
My sanity hangs in the balance,

875
00:45:18,560 --> 00:45:20,801
and this is how you're deciding if
you're gonna take me or not?

876
00:45:20,880 --> 00:45:22,325
Yeah. Do you want me call it
or should you call it?

877
00:45:22,400 --> 00:45:23,401
- What's it going to be?
- Tails.

878
00:45:23,480 --> 00:45:24,891
Tails. All right.

879
00:45:25,720 --> 00:45:26,801
Here's hoping.

880
00:45:27,440 --> 00:45:28,521
Oh.

881
00:45:28,720 --> 00:45:29,767
You know what? Forget it.

882
00:45:29,840 --> 00:45:33,640
Just forget it. I don't need this from
some, like, happy-go-lucky simpleton...

883
00:45:33,720 --> 00:45:34,721
"Happy-go-lucky"?

884
00:45:34,800 --> 00:45:36,928
...who thinks
it's really funny to taunt someone

885
00:45:37,000 --> 00:45:39,162
who's on the brink of
a mental breakdown,

886
00:45:39,240 --> 00:45:40,924
who is literally reeling
from the shock of her life!

887
00:45:41,000 --> 00:45:43,321
Will you relax? Just relax.

888
00:45:44,400 --> 00:45:45,447
It's tails.

889
00:45:45,520 --> 00:45:46,851
Okay?

890
00:45:48,520 --> 00:45:50,090
You're going to New York.

891
00:46:07,280 --> 00:46:09,965
I'm sorry I called you
a simpleton before.

892
00:46:10,240 --> 00:46:12,129
What about happy-go-lucky?

893
00:46:13,360 --> 00:46:14,566
Yeah. That, too, I guess.

894
00:46:15,120 --> 00:46:16,610
And thanks for doing this for me.

895
00:46:16,680 --> 00:46:18,808
I'm actually doing this for myself.

896
00:46:18,920 --> 00:46:21,764
Because now I can ask you to do, like,
anything and you have to do it.

897
00:46:21,880 --> 00:46:24,963
Okay, well, I'm not planning on
ever seeing you again after today

898
00:46:25,040 --> 00:46:26,280
ever in my life, so, great.

899
00:46:26,400 --> 00:46:27,606
[CHUCKLING]

900
00:46:27,720 --> 00:46:28,960
Sounds like a plan.

901
00:46:33,560 --> 00:46:36,370
Okay. So, what's your story?

902
00:46:36,480 --> 00:46:38,323
My story? Um...

903
00:46:38,440 --> 00:46:42,729
Well, I grew up in Pennsylvania.
Went to college when I was 17.

904
00:46:42,800 --> 00:46:44,404
Where?

905
00:46:44,480 --> 00:46:46,084
- Uh, Yale.
- [SCOFFS]

906
00:46:46,720 --> 00:46:47,926
You did not go to Yale.

907
00:46:48,000 --> 00:46:49,161
Okay.

908
00:46:49,240 --> 00:46:50,924
I didn't go to Yale.

909
00:46:51,400 --> 00:46:52,401
Um...

910
00:46:53,120 --> 00:46:57,250
Then I moved to Philly
and sang in a shitty band.

911
00:46:57,320 --> 00:46:59,322
Bussed tables for a while.

912
00:46:59,400 --> 00:47:01,289
And then this guy I knew

913
00:47:01,360 --> 00:47:04,603
had an audition
to be in a show at the Oasis Casino.

914
00:47:04,680 --> 00:47:06,967
I went with him, and the
next thing you know,

915
00:47:07,040 --> 00:47:08,405
I got the job.

916
00:47:08,920 --> 00:47:10,001
Does he hate you?

917
00:47:10,080 --> 00:47:12,162
No. I don't think he hates me.

918
00:47:12,240 --> 00:47:13,366
I would hate you.

919
00:47:13,440 --> 00:47:16,523
Yeah, but you hate everybody.

920
00:47:21,040 --> 00:47:23,168
LEE: So, what's your story?

921
00:47:24,360 --> 00:47:26,328
Have you ever heard of
Douglas J. Hollingsworth?

922
00:47:27,560 --> 00:47:30,291
Well, every year
he awards someone a $30,000 grant

923
00:47:30,360 --> 00:47:32,283
to write a play that he will produce.

924
00:47:32,360 --> 00:47:35,011
And in 2004 he picked me.

925
00:47:36,680 --> 00:47:38,682
And my whole world opened up.

926
00:47:39,320 --> 00:47:41,049
I met Dara, who was on the board.

927
00:47:41,120 --> 00:47:43,202
She introduced me to my boyfriend,

928
00:47:43,280 --> 00:47:45,362
and it just felt like
everything was starting.

929
00:47:47,240 --> 00:47:50,403
But when I actually sat down to write,
nothing good came out.

930
00:47:50,480 --> 00:47:55,486
So I just went shopping with my friends
and went on vacations.

931
00:47:56,120 --> 00:47:59,567
And when the year was up,
I didn't have a play to produce.

932
00:47:59,640 --> 00:48:01,927
So why don't you just
finish something now?

933
00:48:02,000 --> 00:48:03,729
Because nobody cares now.

934
00:48:03,800 --> 00:48:05,245
It's over.

935
00:48:07,640 --> 00:48:08,801
[SIGHS]

936
00:48:17,960 --> 00:48:19,610
LEE: You know, you're lucky
you're back in New York.

937
00:48:19,680 --> 00:48:23,048
I was going to force you to come
see my show tomorrow as payback.

938
00:48:23,120 --> 00:48:25,600
IMOGENE: Sorry, but I am never
crossing the Hudson again.

939
00:48:25,680 --> 00:48:29,127
Come on, do you really think New
York is that much better?

940
00:48:29,200 --> 00:48:32,522
Yeah. You kidding?
Come on, New York has everything.

941
00:48:32,760 --> 00:48:33,761
[SCOFFS]

942
00:48:33,960 --> 00:48:35,883
Central Park, when it snows.

943
00:48:35,960 --> 00:48:37,041
Okay, yeah.

944
00:48:37,120 --> 00:48:38,804
Bergdorf's.

945
00:48:38,880 --> 00:48:42,771
Everyone here dresses so beautifully,
and they're intelligent.

946
00:48:42,840 --> 00:48:44,729
It's like they have
this swagger of, like,

947
00:48:44,800 --> 00:48:46,928
<i>"I finished the New York Times
crossword puzzle in pen."</i>

948
00:48:47,000 --> 00:48:48,445
[SPITTING]

949
00:48:48,560 --> 00:48:49,686
Huh.

950
00:48:50,640 --> 00:48:51,641
Wow, okay.

951
00:48:51,720 --> 00:48:53,529
Not all of them, but...

952
00:48:55,200 --> 00:48:57,407
Hey, Joe, can I get a spare key?

953
00:48:57,480 --> 00:48:58,720
I lost mine.

954
00:48:59,040 --> 00:49:00,610
Uh, Miss Duncan, I can't.

955
00:49:00,680 --> 00:49:02,842
I'm afraid I can't let you up there.

956
00:49:02,960 --> 00:49:04,041
What do you mean? What's going on?

957
00:49:04,800 --> 00:49:06,131
You should talk to Mr. Bill.

958
00:49:06,360 --> 00:49:07,407
What?

959
00:49:07,480 --> 00:49:10,927
Joe, that's my apartment.
All my stuff is up there.

960
00:49:11,000 --> 00:49:12,445
I need to get up there. I live there!

961
00:49:12,520 --> 00:49:14,090
I can't. You should talk to him.

962
00:49:14,600 --> 00:49:15,726
Sorry.

963
00:49:16,560 --> 00:49:18,767
They can't do that! That can't be legal.

964
00:49:18,840 --> 00:49:21,411
It's not fair!
You can't just randomly evict someone

965
00:49:21,520 --> 00:49:26,082
and ban them from even entering
their place of residence

966
00:49:26,160 --> 00:49:28,606
just because of a recent,
financial hardship.

967
00:49:29,360 --> 00:49:30,691
Who are you texting?

968
00:49:30,760 --> 00:49:31,886
Your mom.

969
00:49:31,960 --> 00:49:33,724
Just to let her know you're okay.

970
00:49:33,880 --> 00:49:35,882
[GREETING IN ITALIAN]

971
00:49:36,360 --> 00:49:39,842
Oh! Uh, listen, when we get into
Dara's, uh, don't introduce yourself.

972
00:49:39,920 --> 00:49:41,684
I'll just do it.

973
00:49:41,760 --> 00:49:43,569
How about I just stay outside?

974
00:49:43,640 --> 00:49:46,246
Okay. Well, I'll be back, either way.

975
00:49:46,440 --> 00:49:47,487
[DOORBELL RINGING]

976
00:49:47,560 --> 00:49:50,245
Hey, Dara, it's me.
I really need to talk to you.

977
00:49:50,720 --> 00:49:51,846
It's Imogene.

978
00:49:51,920 --> 00:49:53,763
What should I do?

979
00:49:57,000 --> 00:49:58,650
- Hi.
- Oh, thank God you're home!

980
00:49:58,720 --> 00:50:01,371
Imogene. I thought that
you were in New Jersey with your family?

981
00:50:01,440 --> 00:50:04,489
Yes. Well, mercifully,
I've been given a reprieve.

982
00:50:06,960 --> 00:50:08,007
Can I come in?

983
00:50:08,560 --> 00:50:10,403
Um... We're not dressed.

984
00:50:10,800 --> 00:50:14,168
Oh, okay. Well, can't
you put something on?

985
00:50:14,280 --> 00:50:17,682
Uh, you know what? Maybe it's
just better if we talk like this.

986
00:50:17,760 --> 00:50:19,683
How have you been doing?

987
00:50:19,760 --> 00:50:23,367
I'm great. I just found out
that my father is still alive.

988
00:50:23,440 --> 00:50:25,204
- Oh, my God.
- I know!

989
00:50:25,280 --> 00:50:26,850
- Do you know where he is?
- Yes.

990
00:50:26,960 --> 00:50:29,770
He is in New York.
And he is successful. He wrote this.

991
00:50:31,320 --> 00:50:34,563
Um, anyway, the point is
I cannot go back to New Jersey.

992
00:50:34,640 --> 00:50:36,005
And my landlord is not letting me

993
00:50:36,080 --> 00:50:37,366
into my apartment right now. So...

994
00:50:37,440 --> 00:50:39,249
That's terrible. Where
are you going to stay?

995
00:50:39,320 --> 00:50:41,243
JAMES: She is not staying here.

996
00:50:42,080 --> 00:50:43,081
Um...

997
00:50:43,160 --> 00:50:46,084
I was hoping that
maybe I could stay with you,

998
00:50:46,160 --> 00:50:47,650
just until Peter and I patch things up,

999
00:50:47,720 --> 00:50:50,121
or until I locate my father,
whichever comes first.

1000
00:50:50,200 --> 00:50:51,690
JAMES: Close the door!

1001
00:50:52,880 --> 00:50:55,531
Honestly, I would be
absolutely fine with it,

1002
00:50:55,600 --> 00:50:57,090
but James has a very weird thing

1003
00:50:57,160 --> 00:50:59,242
about non-blood-related people
staying with us.

1004
00:50:59,320 --> 00:51:02,608
I would not be asking you this
unless it was an absolute emergency.

1005
00:51:02,680 --> 00:51:04,284
- I have nowhere else to go.
- I know.

1006
00:51:04,360 --> 00:51:06,727
And I really, really,
really wanna be there for you right now,

1007
00:51:06,800 --> 00:51:10,043
and if it was anything else
I would absolutely say yes, but I...

1008
00:51:10,120 --> 00:51:13,044
I promise I won't be any trouble at all.
I won't even talk, I promise.

1009
00:51:13,120 --> 00:51:14,451
JAMES: Dara!

1010
00:51:15,120 --> 00:51:17,930
Okay, I'm so sorry.
I have to close the door right now.

1011
00:51:18,000 --> 00:51:19,081
And I really understand

1012
00:51:19,160 --> 00:51:20,924
if you're not able
to come to the book launch party.

1013
00:51:21,000 --> 00:51:23,082
I just want you to focus
on getting better.

1014
00:51:23,160 --> 00:51:25,162
- But that's...
- And I love you so much.

1015
00:51:25,240 --> 00:51:26,605
Please. Please.
Please. Dara!

1016
00:51:26,920 --> 00:51:28,524
[LOCKING DOOR]

1017
00:51:32,400 --> 00:51:33,731
[THUNDER CRASHES]

1018
00:51:38,360 --> 00:51:41,364
Oh, man, it's really gonna pour.

1019
00:51:43,920 --> 00:51:45,410
[THUNDER CRASHING]

1020
00:51:50,320 --> 00:51:51,526
ZELDA: on, my God.

1021
00:51:51,600 --> 00:51:54,524
Okay, just hold on, Bubba.

1022
00:51:54,600 --> 00:51:57,046
Get the rubber suit on!

1023
00:51:57,120 --> 00:51:59,202
We're almost there.

1024
00:51:59,280 --> 00:52:01,248
- Get your arm in!
- Are you guys okay?

1025
00:52:01,360 --> 00:52:02,407
[GRUNTING]

1026
00:52:02,480 --> 00:52:03,447
- [THUNDER CRACKS]
- [ZELDA SCREAMS]

1027
00:52:03,520 --> 00:52:05,284
RALPH: The lights!
The lights went out from the storm.

1028
00:52:05,360 --> 00:52:08,364
Okay, if anyone
has any jewelry or silverware on them,

1029
00:52:08,440 --> 00:52:10,169
- stay away from the windows.
- Why? Why?

1030
00:52:10,240 --> 00:52:12,641
ZELDA: Well, we were eating
Chinese food with forks, and he sparked.

1031
00:52:12,720 --> 00:52:14,609
- Almost blew up the house!
- From Chinese food?

1032
00:52:14,680 --> 00:52:16,011
ZELDA: No, no, no. From the metal.

1033
00:52:16,080 --> 00:52:17,366
[STAMMERING] I'm gonna get some candles.

1034
00:52:17,440 --> 00:52:19,124
See, he's been
struck by lightning three times,

1035
00:52:19,240 --> 00:52:21,641
which officially makes him a conduit.

1036
00:52:21,720 --> 00:52:23,051
Tell her what a conduit is.

1037
00:52:23,160 --> 00:52:24,446
No, I know what a conduit is.

1038
00:52:25,120 --> 00:52:26,167
Okay. Okay.

1039
00:52:26,240 --> 00:52:27,207
[sun SQUEAKING]

1040
00:52:27,280 --> 00:52:28,805
How do you feel?

1041
00:52:33,040 --> 00:52:36,328
BOUSCHE: I had the distinct
feeling that I was in movement.

1042
00:52:36,400 --> 00:52:40,485
Do you know blackness movement?

1043
00:52:40,560 --> 00:52:41,721
How long did it last?

1044
00:52:41,800 --> 00:52:45,327
Ralph, when you're moving
through other dimensions,

1045
00:52:45,400 --> 00:52:47,687
you can't measure time
in an earthly way.

1046
00:52:47,760 --> 00:52:49,330
Okay. Hi.

1047
00:52:49,400 --> 00:52:52,643
Is there any possibility
you can take your campfire tales

1048
00:52:52,720 --> 00:52:54,006
to another more isolated
part of the house?

1049
00:52:54,080 --> 00:52:56,287
No, Imogene. This is the center.

1050
00:52:56,400 --> 00:52:58,323
It's the only place George is safe.

1051
00:52:58,560 --> 00:53:00,562
All right, now,
just go ahead and finish your story.

1052
00:53:00,640 --> 00:53:04,008
BOUSCHE: The electricity had vaporized
nearly every hair on my body.

1053
00:53:04,080 --> 00:53:06,924
It took me a year and a half
to grow my eyebrows back.

1054
00:53:07,000 --> 00:53:09,002
And the local villagers were able to

1055
00:53:09,120 --> 00:53:11,361
hoist me up on top of the elephant,

1056
00:53:11,440 --> 00:53:12,487
and at the end,

1057
00:53:12,560 --> 00:53:14,483
- I was pronounced dead.
- [IMOGENE SCOFFS]

1058
00:53:14,800 --> 00:53:16,450
[WEEPING]

1059
00:53:26,000 --> 00:53:27,161
[SOBBING]

1060
00:53:41,080 --> 00:53:44,004
Hi, yes. Is there an M. Duncan
available, please?

1061
00:53:44,080 --> 00:53:45,366
BOUSCHE: My briefcase?

1062
00:53:45,440 --> 00:53:46,487
Where's my briefcase?

1063
00:53:46,560 --> 00:53:48,449
It's in the closet, honey, like always.

1064
00:53:48,520 --> 00:53:50,568
Oh, well, do you know
if he's a world-renowned author

1065
00:53:50,640 --> 00:53:52,051
and an expert on the
early colonial period?

1066
00:53:52,120 --> 00:53:53,406
Are you sure
you don't want something for the road?

1067
00:53:53,480 --> 00:53:54,641
IMOGENE: No, "colonial"?

1068
00:53:54,720 --> 00:53:55,801
No.

1069
00:53:55,920 --> 00:53:57,046
Hello?

1070
00:53:57,120 --> 00:53:58,201
I don't want to get weighed down.

1071
00:53:58,960 --> 00:54:01,167
No. I got to keep light on my toes.

1072
00:54:01,240 --> 00:54:02,810
All right, don't forget
to be careful, Bubba.

1073
00:54:04,520 --> 00:54:06,488
Somebody should tell
those Romanians that.

1074
00:54:12,280 --> 00:54:14,851
I'll make you something for later.
What do you want?

1075
00:54:14,920 --> 00:54:17,241
Turkey cheese? Huh?

1076
00:54:18,480 --> 00:54:19,925
Extra mayo?

1077
00:54:20,000 --> 00:54:21,889
BOUSCHE: Yeah.
ZELDA: Be careful, Bubba.

1078
00:54:23,840 --> 00:54:24,921
Where's he going?

1079
00:54:25,000 --> 00:54:28,766
Ralph, you know you can't ask that, honey.
It's a secret mission.

1080
00:54:28,840 --> 00:54:31,161
- He's going to have sex with another woman.
- ZELDA: Oh!

1081
00:54:31,240 --> 00:54:32,321
Don't start with me!

1082
00:54:32,400 --> 00:54:35,290
Mom, the guy is a compulsive liar.

1083
00:54:35,360 --> 00:54:37,124
You really believe all that CIA shit?

1084
00:54:37,200 --> 00:54:40,170
I mean, he told us
he's a time-traveling samurai.

1085
00:54:40,240 --> 00:54:43,164
George doesn't lie. He's just lived a
life so exciting it sounds made up.

1086
00:54:43,240 --> 00:54:44,287
That's because it is!

1087
00:54:44,360 --> 00:54:46,966
Imogene. Um, can I...

1088
00:54:47,040 --> 00:54:48,769
He doesn't lie. He never lied to me.

1089
00:54:48,840 --> 00:54:50,524
Are you doing anything today?

1090
00:54:50,640 --> 00:54:52,802
Uh, I don't know. Why?

1091
00:54:52,880 --> 00:54:56,680
I was just wondering if you could help me
with my ultimate... My ultimate plan.

1092
00:54:56,760 --> 00:54:58,285
- What? Ultimate plan?
- Yeah, this.

1093
00:54:58,360 --> 00:55:00,044
That's me, okay?

1094
00:55:00,120 --> 00:55:01,531
- This is gonna be you.
- Uh-huh.

1095
00:55:01,600 --> 00:55:02,761
And you're gonna do it?

1096
00:55:02,840 --> 00:55:05,286
You'll do it. Okay. Great, great. Okay.

1097
00:55:14,200 --> 00:55:15,565
RALPH: That's her.
That's her right there.

1098
00:55:15,640 --> 00:55:16,846
That's her. Don't look. Don't look.
Don't look.

1099
00:55:16,920 --> 00:55:17,967
Back at me.

1100
00:55:18,040 --> 00:55:19,280
We're a good pair, right?

1101
00:55:19,360 --> 00:55:20,646
Are you sure this is going to work?

1102
00:55:20,720 --> 00:55:22,131
What if she finds out we're related?

1103
00:55:22,840 --> 00:55:23,841
How would that happen?

1104
00:55:23,920 --> 00:55:25,126
What if she sees a photograph?

1105
00:55:25,840 --> 00:55:26,966
I'll cut out your face.

1106
00:55:27,800 --> 00:55:29,165
Imogene! Look, I'll give you $20.

1107
00:55:29,240 --> 00:55:30,366
No,no,no,no.

1108
00:55:32,000 --> 00:55:33,411
Just give it to me later.

1109
00:55:35,040 --> 00:55:37,611
Are you going now?
You're going right now?

1110
00:55:37,680 --> 00:55:39,045
Okay.

1111
00:55:44,040 --> 00:55:45,041
Hi.

1112
00:55:45,120 --> 00:55:46,326
Hey-

1113
00:55:46,400 --> 00:55:47,447
Can I help you?

1114
00:55:47,640 --> 00:55:50,723
Um, yeah, Ralph Duncan
referred me to you.

1115
00:55:50,800 --> 00:55:52,404
- Oh, yeah?
- He said to check out

1116
00:55:52,480 --> 00:55:53,891
your glitter expression.

1117
00:55:53,960 --> 00:55:55,371
That's sweet of him.

1118
00:55:56,280 --> 00:55:57,281
Hey-

1119
00:55:58,600 --> 00:56:00,125
Do you want a demonstration?

1120
00:56:00,200 --> 00:56:01,361
Oh, I don't...

1121
00:56:01,440 --> 00:56:02,566
Do you want to look around?

1122
00:56:02,640 --> 00:56:05,120
Peruse. No pressure.

1123
00:56:07,040 --> 00:56:08,610
So, do you want to
know how I know Ralph?

1124
00:56:08,680 --> 00:56:10,808
What? Are you guys,
like, related or something?

1125
00:56:10,960 --> 00:56:12,121
Ew! Ugh!

1126
00:56:12,320 --> 00:56:14,800
Gross. I'm so attracted to him.

1127
00:56:14,880 --> 00:56:16,848
That's why I'm saying that,
because that'd be creepy.

1128
00:56:17,000 --> 00:56:19,082
Oh. So did you guys hook up?

1129
00:56:19,160 --> 00:56:20,321
No.

1130
00:56:21,280 --> 00:56:24,443
- Though I've prayed about it. Many times.
- Mmm-hmm.

1131
00:56:25,400 --> 00:56:27,402
Had graphic fantasies.

1132
00:56:28,560 --> 00:56:30,324
Real graphic stuff.

1133
00:56:31,040 --> 00:56:32,565
You know, he gave me crabs.

1134
00:56:33,240 --> 00:56:35,242
Oh, you trying to make me jealous?

1135
00:56:36,240 --> 00:56:37,924
- No, not like those crabs.
- No, I know.

1136
00:56:38,040 --> 00:56:39,041
Come see.

1137
00:56:39,120 --> 00:56:40,645
Right. Yeah. Uh-huh.

1138
00:56:40,720 --> 00:56:43,200
Oh, yeah. Cute.

1139
00:56:43,280 --> 00:56:45,248
So, do you know what you want
your glitter expression to be,

1140
00:56:45,320 --> 00:56:46,845
or do you want me to do an assessment?

1141
00:56:46,920 --> 00:56:48,160
Oh, um...

1142
00:56:48,240 --> 00:56:50,561
What is a glitter expression, exactly?

1143
00:56:50,640 --> 00:56:52,404
You see, I like to think of glitter

1144
00:56:52,480 --> 00:56:54,209
as your alter-ego shining through.

1145
00:56:54,800 --> 00:56:58,327
It's like a sparkly expression
of who you are on the inside.

1146
00:56:58,400 --> 00:57:00,767
Oh. I never thought of it like that.

1147
00:57:00,840 --> 00:57:02,649
Like, for instance, on my boyfriend,

1148
00:57:02,720 --> 00:57:04,449
he's really into the Jets, right?

1149
00:57:04,520 --> 00:57:06,807
So he always has me
paint one on his face.

1150
00:57:06,880 --> 00:57:07,881
You have a boyfriend?

1151
00:57:07,960 --> 00:57:10,088
Yeah. Jason DelPino.

1152
00:57:11,320 --> 00:57:13,084
- Why, you know him?
- No. No.

1153
00:57:14,800 --> 00:57:16,484
Right, so since you don't know what

1154
00:57:16,560 --> 00:57:18,210
you want your glitter expression to be,

1155
00:57:18,280 --> 00:57:20,408
I'm just gonna
absorb your energy for a second,

1156
00:57:20,480 --> 00:57:22,767
and that way I
can paint something that best describes

1157
00:57:22,840 --> 00:57:24,410
who you are on the inside.

1158
00:57:24,480 --> 00:57:26,528
Oh, I can just get the cupcake.

1159
00:57:30,200 --> 00:57:31,440
[INDISTINCT]

1160
00:57:33,280 --> 00:57:34,281
[HUMMING]

1161
00:57:43,960 --> 00:57:46,281
RALPH: Imogene, that
doesn't make any sense.

1162
00:57:46,400 --> 00:57:48,721
Allyson, she talks to
me when we're at work.

1163
00:57:48,800 --> 00:57:51,610
And one time she even asked me
if I thought she looked hot.

1164
00:57:51,720 --> 00:57:53,722
I bet if she didn't have a
boyfriend she'd be into it.

1165
00:57:53,800 --> 00:57:55,928
If she really liked me,
she would have an affair.

1166
00:57:56,000 --> 00:57:57,570
Maybe Allyson isn't the kind of person

1167
00:57:57,640 --> 00:58:00,120
who can recognize and appreciate

1168
00:58:00,200 --> 00:58:02,567
how special and unique you are.

1169
00:58:03,320 --> 00:58:05,243
She's the only girl I know besides Mom.

1170
00:58:05,320 --> 00:58:08,085
Well, maybe it's time you start thinking

1171
00:58:08,160 --> 00:58:10,288
about going farther than the boardwalk.

1172
00:58:11,320 --> 00:58:13,129
Having new experiences,

1173
00:58:13,200 --> 00:58:16,010
and meeting people
with whom you share things in common.

1174
00:58:16,080 --> 00:58:18,321
What kind of people
would I share things in common with?

1175
00:58:19,000 --> 00:58:22,561
Maybe Jacques Cousteau
has a granddaughter or something.

1176
00:58:22,640 --> 00:58:25,883
I don't know off the top of my head,
but all I'm saying is

1177
00:58:25,960 --> 00:58:28,611
there's a whole world
out there that you've never experienced.

1178
00:58:28,680 --> 00:58:31,331
You really think it's
worth experiencing?

1179
00:58:32,960 --> 00:58:34,325
Sometimes.

1180
00:58:41,920 --> 00:58:43,763
[GIRL SINGING '90S POP SONG]

1181
00:59:00,840 --> 00:59:04,686
So now, our next group
really got it goin' on!

1182
00:59:04,760 --> 00:59:07,525
The original American superstars.

1183
00:59:07,600 --> 00:59:10,206
The... The... The... The...

1184
00:59:10,280 --> 00:59:12,123
Backstreet Boys!

1185
00:59:12,240 --> 00:59:13,571
[CHEERING]

1186
00:59:14,560 --> 00:59:16,449
[POP SONG PLAYING]

1187
01:00:21,240 --> 01:00:24,210
EMCEE: My homeboys. The Backstreet Boys.

1188
01:00:30,480 --> 01:00:31,686
Hey-

1189
01:00:31,760 --> 01:00:34,081
I can't believe you made it.
What did you think?

1190
01:00:34,560 --> 01:00:35,686
Um...

1191
01:00:36,000 --> 01:00:38,162
it was fun. it was fun.

1192
01:00:39,280 --> 01:00:41,044
You look so different with makeup on.

1193
01:00:41,120 --> 01:00:42,326
Well, that's good, I think.

1194
01:00:42,400 --> 01:00:43,811
I wouldn't want a face that looks like

1195
01:00:43,880 --> 01:00:46,247
I'm wearing makeup all the time, right?

1196
01:00:46,960 --> 01:00:49,645
Um, listen, seriously,
thank you so much for coming.

1197
01:00:49,720 --> 01:00:51,404
I really appreciate it.

1198
01:00:51,480 --> 01:00:54,404
I think you actually brought
the head-count up to like 19.

1199
01:00:55,400 --> 01:00:57,164
Which is pretty cool.

1200
01:00:57,240 --> 01:01:00,528
Yeah. No problem. I owed you one.
So now we're even forever.

1201
01:01:00,600 --> 01:01:02,011
Forever.

1202
01:01:02,080 --> 01:01:04,128
Hey, Lee. Are you coming out with us?

1203
01:01:04,200 --> 01:01:05,645
LEE: Maybe.

1204
01:01:05,720 --> 01:01:07,131
I hope so.

1205
01:01:07,200 --> 01:01:08,645
Hey-

1206
01:01:09,800 --> 01:01:12,610
Okay, were Britney Spears
and Christina Aguilera the same person?

1207
01:01:12,680 --> 01:01:13,681
Yeah, they totally were.

1208
01:01:13,760 --> 01:01:14,761
I knew it!

1209
01:01:14,840 --> 01:01:18,606
So, what do you, uh, feel like doing?

1210
01:01:19,720 --> 01:01:21,882
Um, well, I'm probably
just gonna head back

1211
01:01:21,960 --> 01:01:23,689
and try to find my dad some more...

1212
01:01:23,760 --> 01:01:26,843
It's like 11:00, you sure about that?

1213
01:01:26,920 --> 01:01:28,445
You should come out with us.

1214
01:01:28,520 --> 01:01:32,206
Oh, gosh, that sounds like fun.
But I really should head back.

1215
01:01:32,280 --> 01:01:34,521
And I don't want my mom to worry.

1216
01:01:34,600 --> 01:01:35,761
Wow.

1217
01:01:36,200 --> 01:01:37,440
That's really sad,

1218
01:01:37,520 --> 01:01:40,967
because you're a writer and that's the
best excuse you can come up with.

1219
01:01:41,040 --> 01:01:44,123
All right, look, to be honest,
I don't really feel like going out.

1220
01:01:44,200 --> 01:01:46,362
And in addition to that, I don't drink,

1221
01:01:46,440 --> 01:01:48,408
and you and I
don't really know each other well enough

1222
01:01:48,480 --> 01:01:52,804
to determine whether we would even have
fun in a social setting together.

1223
01:01:52,880 --> 01:01:55,247
And, we're practically
from different generations.

1224
01:01:55,880 --> 01:01:58,247
You're right. No, you're
right, I agree with you there.

1225
01:01:58,360 --> 01:02:01,807
I mean, God forbid we went out and I
said something that was really lame

1226
01:02:01,880 --> 01:02:03,245
and you felt embarrassed for me,

1227
01:02:03,320 --> 01:02:04,560
and we had nothing to talk about.

1228
01:02:04,640 --> 01:02:06,529
- It'd be messy.
- Yeah.

1229
01:02:06,640 --> 01:02:07,721
I mean, I'm not being negative,

1230
01:02:07,800 --> 01:02:09,768
I'm just saying the
possibility certainly exists,

1231
01:02:09,840 --> 01:02:12,241
and for us not to
acknowledge that would be reckless.

1232
01:02:12,320 --> 01:02:15,130
No, I agree. I think
it would be reckless.

1233
01:02:15,200 --> 01:02:17,282
I think if we did that we'd probably

1234
01:02:17,360 --> 01:02:19,408
be taking like a gigantic risk.

1235
01:02:19,480 --> 01:02:21,323
- For sure.
- I agree.

1236
01:02:22,560 --> 01:02:23,846
Okay.

1237
01:02:23,920 --> 01:02:24,921
See you later.

1238
01:02:25,000 --> 01:02:28,402
But the thing about that is,
um, I don't give a shit.

1239
01:02:33,520 --> 01:02:35,284
[LOUD MUSIC PLAYING]

1240
01:02:38,880 --> 01:02:40,370
I'm sorry this place is so loud,

1241
01:02:40,440 --> 01:02:42,442
but that's a good sign.
All my friends are here.

1242
01:02:42,880 --> 01:02:43,881
Hey!

1243
01:02:43,960 --> 01:02:45,962
- You wanna dance?
- No, thank you!

1244
01:02:50,000 --> 01:02:51,365
LEE: Hey

1245
01:02:51,680 --> 01:02:54,445
CHARLOTTE: Well, well.
Look who finally made it.

1246
01:02:54,520 --> 01:02:56,602
All right, so this is Nick, that's Lucy,

1247
01:02:56,680 --> 01:02:59,570
Charlotte, Antonio, Sherry and Veronica.

1248
01:02:59,640 --> 01:03:01,210
Guys, this is Imogene.

1249
01:03:02,120 --> 01:03:03,963
- Hello.
- Yo!

1250
01:03:04,040 --> 01:03:07,362
Oh, my God.
I think my mom had that same vest!

1251
01:03:07,960 --> 01:03:08,961
Cool.

1252
01:03:09,040 --> 01:03:10,769
So, how do you guys know each other?

1253
01:03:10,840 --> 01:03:12,285
Uh, through her family.

1254
01:03:12,360 --> 01:03:13,930
Oh, is she, like, your aunt?

1255
01:03:14,000 --> 01:03:15,001
No.

1256
01:03:15,080 --> 01:03:16,161
Do you want a drink?

1257
01:03:16,240 --> 01:03:17,287
Charlotte, you guys want a drink?

1258
01:03:17,360 --> 01:03:18,566
You want a water, soda, something?

1259
01:03:18,640 --> 01:03:19,880
Pellegrino.

1260
01:03:19,960 --> 01:03:22,725
Hey, Lee, I'll take another
Jack and Coke now,

1261
01:03:22,800 --> 01:03:24,689
and I'll get you back later.

1262
01:03:26,040 --> 01:03:28,407
You know, I'm gonna have
a Long Island Iced Tea, too.

1263
01:03:28,480 --> 01:03:30,164
- A large.
- Oh.

1264
01:03:30,240 --> 01:03:32,322
I thought that you didn't drink?

1265
01:03:32,400 --> 01:03:34,323
Come on, man. You heard
what the lady said.

1266
01:03:34,400 --> 01:03:35,401
Get her some alcohol.

1267
01:03:35,480 --> 01:03:38,848
Yeah, you heard what the lady said.
Get me some alcohol.

1268
01:03:39,800 --> 01:03:42,087
Um... Okay, great.

1269
01:03:42,800 --> 01:03:44,165
All right.

1270
01:03:51,480 --> 01:03:52,811
[GIRL WHOOPING]

1271
01:03:53,000 --> 01:03:55,970
This place has crazy lights.

1272
01:04:00,280 --> 01:04:05,605
IMOGENE: I feel like I'm on fire,
but my thoughts are really slow.

1273
01:04:06,080 --> 01:04:07,844
How do you make it stop?

1274
01:04:07,920 --> 01:04:09,285
Drink more.

1275
01:04:14,320 --> 01:04:15,651
Okay, let's go dance. Come on.

1276
01:04:16,520 --> 01:04:18,045
- I don't want to dance here.
- Come on.

1277
01:04:18,120 --> 01:04:19,485
I don't like this song.

1278
01:04:29,280 --> 01:04:31,009
[UPBEAT SONG PLAYING]

1279
01:04:49,000 --> 01:04:50,490
[ALL CHEERING]

1280
01:05:16,240 --> 01:05:17,401
I should drink more.

1281
01:05:17,480 --> 01:05:18,891
[CHUCKLING] Everyone is so nice.

1282
01:05:18,960 --> 01:05:20,325
I know, right?

1283
01:05:20,400 --> 01:05:23,688
And I forgot that
hanging out with regular people

1284
01:05:23,760 --> 01:05:27,287
could be such an enthralling experience.

1285
01:05:27,400 --> 01:05:30,085
I feel like I want to
expand my social circle

1286
01:05:30,160 --> 01:05:32,811
and get, like, acrylic
nails or something.

1287
01:05:32,880 --> 01:05:34,405
No, no. No acrylic nails.

1288
01:05:35,000 --> 01:05:36,411
Okay, seriously.

1289
01:05:37,680 --> 01:05:39,603
- Did you go to Yale?
- Yeah.

1290
01:05:39,680 --> 01:05:42,251
I really did. I went to Yale.

1291
01:05:42,320 --> 01:05:43,481
Okay, what did you study?

1292
01:05:43,560 --> 01:05:47,884
I majored in music and French history.

1293
01:05:47,960 --> 01:05:50,201
And my senior year I
was a Whiffenpoof.

1294
01:05:50,280 --> 01:05:52,169
- A what?
- You never heard of the Whiffenpoofs.

1295
01:05:52,240 --> 01:05:54,208
That is not... You're making up groups.

1296
01:05:54,280 --> 01:05:55,566
You never heard
of the Whiffenpoofs?

1297
01:05:55,680 --> 01:05:56,920
No, that's not a real thing!

1298
01:05:57,000 --> 01:05:59,048
That is absolute... All right.

1299
01:05:59,120 --> 01:06:00,804
[CLEARING THROAT]

1300
01:06:02,520 --> 01:06:04,363
[SINGING COLLEGE GROUP SONG]

1301
01:06:22,200 --> 01:06:23,884
Okay, I'm getting the parts wrong,
it doesn't matter.

1302
01:06:24,000 --> 01:06:26,367
It's better with the
gloves and the tuxedo.

1303
01:06:26,440 --> 01:06:27,521
- I'm coming up.
- Oh!

1304
01:06:27,600 --> 01:06:29,250
[SINGING '90S POP SONG]

1305
01:06:29,760 --> 01:06:31,285
I get it. I get it.
That's very funny. Oh!

1306
01:06:31,360 --> 01:06:32,725
[CHUCKLING] Okay.

1307
01:06:32,840 --> 01:06:34,410
I'm gonna fall if I stand on that.

1308
01:06:34,480 --> 01:06:35,527
You're gonna sit.

1309
01:06:35,600 --> 01:06:36,761
[CHUCKLING]

1310
01:06:36,840 --> 01:06:38,968
You're so good!

1311
01:06:39,040 --> 01:06:42,487
You are. You're such a great singer.

1312
01:06:42,600 --> 01:06:45,410
Why are you working in that shithole?

1313
01:06:45,520 --> 01:06:47,841
Because that shithole pays me.

1314
01:06:48,600 --> 01:06:51,843
I think... I think you should be famous.

1315
01:06:51,920 --> 01:06:54,844
I think you should be famous, too.

1316
01:06:55,760 --> 01:06:56,966
I do.

1317
01:06:57,040 --> 01:06:59,042
I almost was.

1318
01:06:59,160 --> 01:07:00,525
Kind of.

1319
01:07:00,600 --> 01:07:02,762
Well, no one told you to stop writing.

1320
01:07:03,760 --> 01:07:06,206
I think you're
just as good now as you were then.

1321
01:07:06,280 --> 01:07:08,851
You don't know what
you're talking about.

1322
01:07:09,920 --> 01:07:11,604
Actually, I do.

1323
01:07:11,680 --> 01:07:13,364
I do know what I'm talking about,

1324
01:07:13,440 --> 01:07:15,044
because I found your secret hole.

1325
01:07:15,480 --> 01:07:17,482
- Excuse me?
- Yeah, your secret hole.

1326
01:07:17,560 --> 01:07:21,042
Behind your bureau,
in your wall, in your room.

1327
01:07:21,120 --> 01:07:22,121
[CHUCKLES] I...

1328
01:07:22,200 --> 01:07:25,602
I was moving stuff,
and I just found a bunch of your plays.

1329
01:07:25,680 --> 01:07:28,490
What? You went into my secret hole
and you found my plays,

1330
01:07:28,560 --> 01:07:29,971
and you read them
without even asking me?

1331
01:07:30,040 --> 01:07:31,769
- I was just trying to see what it was.
- That's private.

1332
01:07:31,840 --> 01:07:33,888
- I'm sorry.
- You don't read other people's stuff

1333
01:07:33,960 --> 01:07:36,691
they keep in the wall. If it's in
the wall, it means don't read it.

1334
01:07:36,760 --> 01:07:37,841
Okay, listen, calm down, hear me out.

1335
01:07:37,920 --> 01:07:39,888
I just went to go see what it was,

1336
01:07:39,960 --> 01:07:41,883
and I ended up staying up all night

1337
01:07:41,960 --> 01:07:46,284
reading this great play
about you becoming a woman.

1338
01:07:47,520 --> 01:07:49,045
What was it called?

1339
01:07:49,120 --> 01:07:50,770
<i>Imogene's Period.</i>

1340
01:07:53,640 --> 01:07:54,846
[SIGHING]

1341
01:07:56,480 --> 01:07:58,084
Was it good?

1342
01:07:58,160 --> 01:07:59,491
Yeah.

1343
01:08:00,840 --> 01:08:02,524
It really was.

1344
01:08:03,200 --> 01:08:05,202
I really liked it. I think...

1345
01:08:06,320 --> 01:08:08,846
I think you were born to be a writer.

1346
01:08:23,000 --> 01:08:25,765
Wait, wait, wait, wait.

1347
01:08:25,840 --> 01:08:27,251
Are your sheets clean?

1348
01:08:27,320 --> 01:08:28,481
What do you mean?

1349
01:08:28,560 --> 01:08:30,642
Did you have sex in them?

1350
01:08:31,480 --> 01:08:33,482
- Only with myself.
- Ew.

1351
01:08:38,200 --> 01:08:39,531
That feels good.

1352
01:08:43,320 --> 01:08:44,970
Where are you...

1353
01:08:51,360 --> 01:08:52,566
[IMOGENE MOANING]

1354
01:08:53,000 --> 01:08:54,126
[CRYING OUT]

1355
01:08:57,760 --> 01:08:59,046
[GROANING]

1356
01:09:00,720 --> 01:09:04,406
I feel like I am dying.

1357
01:09:05,400 --> 01:09:08,131
I think that's because you're hungover.

1358
01:09:08,200 --> 01:09:10,248
How long does this last?

1359
01:09:11,560 --> 01:09:12,846
I don't know.

1360
01:09:12,960 --> 01:09:16,043
Sometimes it helps if
you eat McDonald's.

1361
01:09:21,120 --> 01:09:22,451
[EXCLAIMS IN SHOCK]

1362
01:09:22,760 --> 01:09:24,808
- Jesus.
- The Bousche never came home.

1363
01:09:24,880 --> 01:09:26,166
Uh... Wait. What?

1364
01:09:27,080 --> 01:09:29,208
He left yesterday morning.

1365
01:09:29,280 --> 01:09:32,682
I made him a sandwich,
he never came back.

1366
01:09:32,760 --> 01:09:34,125
- Did he say where he was going?
- ZELDA: What?

1367
01:09:34,200 --> 01:09:38,171
IMOGENE: Oh, God. Your voice is like
burning knives through my skull.

1368
01:09:41,440 --> 01:09:42,771
Imogene?

1369
01:09:45,600 --> 01:09:46,681
Oh!

1370
01:09:49,880 --> 01:09:52,042
- [DOOR CLOSES]
- Did you guys have sex?

1371
01:09:55,320 --> 01:09:56,651
[WHISPERING] Thank you.

1372
01:10:00,240 --> 01:10:01,526
[RETCHING]

1373
01:10:15,800 --> 01:10:17,325
Um, listen, uh...

1374
01:10:21,640 --> 01:10:22,721
What day is it?

1375
01:10:22,800 --> 01:10:23,926
It's Thursday.

1376
01:10:24,000 --> 01:10:25,684
Shit! on, my God!

1377
01:10:25,800 --> 01:10:27,723
It's Dara's book party!

1378
01:10:27,800 --> 01:10:29,882
Just to clarify, this is the girl that

1379
01:10:29,960 --> 01:10:31,769
wouldn't let you into
her apartment, right?

1380
01:10:31,840 --> 01:10:33,922
If I don't go to this thing tonight,
people are going to speculate

1381
01:10:34,040 --> 01:10:35,246
about my mental state and what happened.

1382
01:10:35,320 --> 01:10:38,403
And I need to go there,
and prove to them that I am sane

1383
01:10:39,320 --> 01:10:41,004
and that I am in control of my life.

1384
01:10:41,480 --> 01:10:43,244
- All right, let's go.
- What?

1385
01:10:43,320 --> 01:10:45,084
Yeah, I'll take you.

1386
01:10:46,000 --> 01:10:48,082
Just to clarify. You
mean, like, as my date?

1387
01:10:49,680 --> 01:10:51,250
Uh, a date impersonator.

1388
01:10:54,840 --> 01:10:56,080
[WHISTLES]

1389
01:10:57,000 --> 01:10:58,684
Look at you.

1390
01:11:00,120 --> 01:11:01,690
After you.

1391
01:11:02,600 --> 01:11:03,681
Wait! Wait!

1392
01:11:05,200 --> 01:11:06,281
I'm coming with you.

1393
01:11:06,360 --> 01:11:07,361
What?

1394
01:11:08,200 --> 01:11:10,328
Mom said you're going to New York.

1395
01:11:11,000 --> 01:11:13,571
You know that it's
past the boardwalk though, right?

1396
01:11:13,640 --> 01:11:15,529
I think I'm ready.

1397
01:11:28,360 --> 01:11:29,566
[RETCHING]

1398
01:11:47,360 --> 01:11:48,691
You sure you know how to get back?

1399
01:11:48,760 --> 01:11:51,001
Yes, that's why I have my GPS watch.

1400
01:11:51,080 --> 01:11:56,325
I'll meet you right here,
45.2 degrees north by 79.3 degrees west.

1401
01:11:56,400 --> 01:11:58,880
<i>At 7:30.</i>

1402
01:11:59,560 --> 01:12:02,530
So you're sure you
want to bring this shell-thing with you?

1403
01:12:03,440 --> 01:12:05,568
What better place
to try it out than New York City?

1404
01:12:06,800 --> 01:12:09,644
- Well, good luck.
- Thank you.

1405
01:12:12,400 --> 01:12:13,401
- Be careful.
- Yeah.

1406
01:12:14,760 --> 01:12:17,047
IMOGENE: Just watch where you're going.

1407
01:12:18,120 --> 01:12:19,406
- He'll be fine.
- [CAR HONKING]

1408
01:12:20,800 --> 01:12:21,801
RALPH: Yeah.

1409
01:12:21,960 --> 01:12:23,007
Oh!

1410
01:12:32,640 --> 01:12:34,130
[BARKING]

1411
01:12:41,000 --> 01:12:42,001
Ow!

1412
01:12:42,840 --> 01:12:44,330
[INDISTINCT]

1413
01:12:52,280 --> 01:12:53,770
LEE: "I Found the One."

1414
01:12:54,920 --> 01:12:55,921
Did you read it?

1415
01:12:56,000 --> 01:12:57,365
I helped write it.

1416
01:12:57,440 --> 01:12:58,930
Then it's gotta be good.

1417
01:12:59,000 --> 01:13:03,005
It doesn't really matter. Her uncle
owns the publishing company, so...

1418
01:13:03,080 --> 01:13:05,082
Hmm. Good, old-fashioned nepotism.

1419
01:13:07,720 --> 01:13:09,131
- Hi.
- Hi, how are you?

1420
01:13:21,640 --> 01:13:23,722
Hey! I'm talking to you.

1421
01:13:23,800 --> 01:13:25,450
What's inside of it?

1422
01:13:25,520 --> 01:13:27,488
- I'm the... I go inside of it.
- What?

1423
01:13:29,200 --> 01:13:30,361
- Oh, my God!
- Hey guys!

1424
01:13:30,440 --> 01:13:33,569
Imogene! What a surprise!

1425
01:13:33,640 --> 01:13:35,449
That's an interesting dress.

1426
01:13:35,520 --> 01:13:37,124
I hardly know
why my presence would be a surprise,

1427
01:13:37,200 --> 01:13:38,804
I confirmed over a month ago.

1428
01:13:38,880 --> 01:13:39,927
Of course, of course!

1429
01:13:40,000 --> 01:13:43,482
We just... We were concerned
that you might not be here tonight.

1430
01:13:43,560 --> 01:13:45,130
- But you are.
- Yay!

1431
01:13:45,200 --> 01:13:46,247
It's wonderful.

1432
01:13:46,320 --> 01:13:48,288
I'm going to go to the bar.

1433
01:13:48,400 --> 01:13:49,811
Long Island Iced Tea?

1434
01:13:49,880 --> 01:13:51,120
Very funny.

1435
01:13:52,120 --> 01:13:53,281
So, is everyone here?

1436
01:13:53,360 --> 01:13:54,407
HANNAH: Yes. Everyone.

1437
01:13:54,520 --> 01:13:56,648
Anabelle and George are
talking to David Sedaris.

1438
01:13:56,720 --> 01:13:57,881
And I think I saw Peter.

1439
01:13:57,960 --> 01:13:59,007
Wait. What?

1440
01:13:59,800 --> 01:14:01,643
- Oh.
- Peter's here?

1441
01:14:01,720 --> 01:14:03,051
[STAMMERING] No, actually
I just saw him...

1442
01:14:03,120 --> 01:14:04,121
No.

1443
01:14:04,200 --> 01:14:06,328
IMOGENE: Oh, my God, it's him.
He is here.

1444
01:14:08,640 --> 01:14:10,085
I forgot. I forgot!

1445
01:14:10,160 --> 01:14:11,207
IMOGENE: Peter?

1446
01:14:12,400 --> 01:14:14,164
- Oh!
- Imogene.

1447
01:14:15,360 --> 01:14:17,567
They told me that
you weren't going to be here tonight.

1448
01:14:17,680 --> 01:14:20,331
So, what? I almost die and you just
aren't going to talk to me again?

1449
01:14:20,400 --> 01:14:22,289
[FRENCH ACCENT] They won't let
you go to the garden to smoke,

1450
01:14:22,360 --> 01:14:23,361
can you believe?

1451
01:14:23,440 --> 01:14:24,851
I can't, that's...

1452
01:14:25,680 --> 01:14:27,603
- That's terrible.
- Hello.

1453
01:14:27,680 --> 01:14:29,125
This is club soda with bitters.

1454
01:14:29,200 --> 01:14:31,168
It'll be good for your stomach.

1455
01:14:31,760 --> 01:14:33,046
IMOGENE: Are you joking?

1456
01:14:33,880 --> 01:14:35,644
How do you live with someone

1457
01:14:35,720 --> 01:14:39,805
and show up at
a friend's party with some random model!

1458
01:14:39,880 --> 01:14:41,848
- What's random?
- Just give me a second here.

1459
01:14:44,120 --> 01:14:45,565
She's not random, okay?

1460
01:14:45,640 --> 01:14:48,405
Our parents summer together in Provence.

1461
01:14:50,720 --> 01:14:53,166
You wouldn't have even cared
if I died, would you?

1462
01:14:54,240 --> 01:14:56,641
Oh, my God. You would be happy.

1463
01:14:56,760 --> 01:14:59,206
I would not be happy if you died, okay?

1464
01:14:59,280 --> 01:15:01,123
That's why I asked Dara
to go check on you.

1465
01:15:01,200 --> 01:15:02,247
Wait. What?

1466
01:15:09,920 --> 01:15:11,160
Hey!

1467
01:15:11,240 --> 01:15:12,526
Hi. WOW.

1468
01:15:12,600 --> 01:15:14,329
You knew Peter wasn't coming
and you didn't tell me?

1469
01:15:14,400 --> 01:15:15,640
How could you do that?

1470
01:15:16,320 --> 01:15:17,560
MAN: Are you Imogene Duncan?

1471
01:15:17,640 --> 01:15:18,846
Yeah.

1472
01:15:18,920 --> 01:15:20,570
Ralph, are you okay?
What happened?

1473
01:15:20,640 --> 01:15:21,846
How do you know this man?

1474
01:15:21,920 --> 01:15:22,967
He's my brother.

1475
01:15:23,080 --> 01:15:24,161
OFFICER 2: Keep him off
the street, please.

1476
01:15:24,760 --> 01:15:26,205
He almost ended
up in Gitmo.

1477
01:15:26,280 --> 01:15:28,362
What is that junk
he just dragged into my party?

1478
01:15:29,280 --> 01:15:31,681
That is a man-made replica
of an exoskeleton

1479
01:15:31,760 --> 01:15:34,206
that he designed and constructed
by himself.

1480
01:15:34,280 --> 01:15:36,851
Which is more than I could
ever say for you!

1481
01:15:37,280 --> 01:15:38,611
Okay.

1482
01:15:39,440 --> 01:15:40,885
No, don't walk away.

1483
01:15:40,960 --> 01:15:42,530
How could you not be
honest with me?

1484
01:15:42,640 --> 01:15:45,883
Because if I did that it would be a
full time job, all right, Imogene?

1485
01:15:45,960 --> 01:15:47,928
- What is that supposed to mean?
- Imogene, let it go.

1486
01:15:48,000 --> 01:15:52,050
I think what Dara means is
sometimes you seem sad.

1487
01:15:52,120 --> 01:15:54,487
No, Hannah, that's not what I meant.

1488
01:15:54,560 --> 01:15:57,723
You need to be very careful about
who you speak to like that,

1489
01:15:57,800 --> 01:15:59,404
because the only reason
why you're here right now,

1490
01:15:59,480 --> 01:16:01,847
and know all of these people,
is because of me.

1491
01:16:01,920 --> 01:16:04,526
And you're living in a fantasy world
if you think you belong here.

1492
01:16:07,040 --> 01:16:08,246
And now she's gonna cry.

1493
01:16:08,320 --> 01:16:10,448
Hurry, Imogene. Get in here.

1494
01:16:10,520 --> 01:16:11,760
- Get in the shell.
- No, it's okay, Ralph.

1495
01:16:11,840 --> 01:16:13,171
You didn't even write your own book.

1496
01:16:14,600 --> 01:16:17,410
Like I care what you think?
I don't even know how you got in here.

1497
01:16:17,480 --> 01:16:18,527
I came here with Imogene.

1498
01:16:20,880 --> 01:16:23,360
[SPEAKING FRENCH]

1499
01:16:24,200 --> 01:16:25,690
Imogene, wait.

1500
01:16:26,440 --> 01:16:30,365
[SPEAKING FRENCH]

1501
01:16:34,520 --> 01:16:35,646
[SPEAKING MAN DARIN]

1502
01:16:37,840 --> 01:16:40,366
Picked that up in Chinatown.

1503
01:16:53,680 --> 01:16:54,727
Imogene?

1504
01:16:56,880 --> 01:16:58,245
Are you okay?

1505
01:17:00,840 --> 01:17:02,046
[SNIFFLING]

1506
01:17:05,040 --> 01:17:06,530
It's just like...

1507
01:17:07,200 --> 01:17:10,443
You spend so long staring at one thing.

1508
01:17:10,560 --> 01:17:15,168
And then,
one day everything else comes into view

1509
01:17:16,160 --> 01:17:19,403
and there you are. I'm like a big joke.

1510
01:17:21,040 --> 01:17:23,520
No, look, hey, they're assholes.

1511
01:17:24,520 --> 01:17:26,921
You think I've never
had to deal with people like that?

1512
01:17:27,000 --> 01:17:31,005
I was inundated with all that
bullshit my entire time in college.

1513
01:17:31,080 --> 01:17:33,367
I couldn't wait to get out.

1514
01:17:36,360 --> 01:17:38,124
Well, at least you had somewhere to go.

1515
01:17:42,080 --> 01:17:45,402
834 Sutton Place.
New York, New York, 10021.

1516
01:17:49,000 --> 01:17:50,126
Dad lives there.

1517
01:18:08,920 --> 01:18:10,206
Thanks.

1518
01:18:10,280 --> 01:18:13,045
Ah, it's not a problem.
I don't mind the drive.

1519
01:18:13,120 --> 01:18:15,566
No. I just mean thank you.

1520
01:18:17,200 --> 01:18:18,281
Oh.

1521
01:18:20,120 --> 01:18:21,531
Of course.

1522
01:18:24,920 --> 01:18:26,445
Good luck.

1523
01:18:27,960 --> 01:18:30,884
RALPH: Hi. We're here
to see Maxwell P. Duncan.

1524
01:18:30,960 --> 01:18:33,167
And who should I say you are?

1525
01:18:34,480 --> 01:18:35,811
His children.

1526
01:18:38,640 --> 01:18:40,642
Just a moment, please.

1527
01:18:59,640 --> 01:19:02,120
MAN: How did you find
out I was still alive?

1528
01:19:13,280 --> 01:19:15,248
Two weeks after you died,

1529
01:19:15,320 --> 01:19:19,609
I saw you buying toothpaste at the A&P.

1530
01:19:20,400 --> 01:19:21,686
And then, when I turned 21,

1531
01:19:21,760 --> 01:19:24,525
I hired a private investigator
with my birthday money.

1532
01:19:25,400 --> 01:19:26,640
So you've known all this time?

1533
01:19:26,720 --> 01:19:27,767
Yes, sir.

1534
01:19:27,840 --> 01:19:30,241
But you didn't try to contact me before.

1535
01:19:30,360 --> 01:19:33,204
I was waiting for my
sister to come home.

1536
01:19:36,360 --> 01:19:38,328
Well, please come up.

1537
01:19:45,480 --> 01:19:48,290
Could you keep an eye
on that for me, please?

1538
01:19:53,200 --> 01:19:54,645
[INDISTINCT WHISPERING]

1539
01:20:02,000 --> 01:20:03,161
Do you think we should hug?

1540
01:20:03,240 --> 01:20:04,844
Sure.

1541
01:20:19,040 --> 01:20:21,088
- Does your mother know you're here?
- No.

1542
01:20:21,840 --> 01:20:24,491
She's mad at you.
She told us, you know, not to come.

1543
01:20:24,560 --> 01:20:26,005
Oh, how exquisite.

1544
01:20:26,080 --> 01:20:28,003
Is this a Joseph Kato?

1545
01:20:28,080 --> 01:20:29,161
Oh, yes, it is.

1546
01:20:29,240 --> 01:20:31,368
It's been in my wife's family for years.

1547
01:20:31,440 --> 01:20:32,487
[CLEARS THROAT]

1548
01:20:32,560 --> 01:20:36,451
Oh, yes, Virginia.
These are my children.

1549
01:20:36,560 --> 01:20:38,642
This is Imogene.

1550
01:20:38,720 --> 01:20:39,767
A pleasure.

1551
01:20:39,840 --> 01:20:40,921
And this...

1552
01:20:41,000 --> 01:20:43,731
- This is Ralph.
- Ralph.

1553
01:20:43,800 --> 01:20:45,211
- Hello.
- Hello, Ralph.

1554
01:20:45,960 --> 01:20:47,450
Did you know that we were alive?

1555
01:20:48,320 --> 01:20:49,731
Actually, no.

1556
01:20:49,800 --> 01:20:51,086
Okay.

1557
01:20:55,720 --> 01:20:57,882
I can get you one of
your own, if you'd like.

1558
01:20:57,960 --> 01:20:59,086
Yes, please.

1559
01:21:00,440 --> 01:21:03,205
Have you produced any
offspring together?

1560
01:21:03,280 --> 01:21:04,566
VIRGINIA: No. We can't.

1561
01:21:04,640 --> 01:21:06,449
I have a condition.

1562
01:21:06,520 --> 01:21:07,885
Which one?

1563
01:21:07,960 --> 01:21:10,566
Virginia is on
the board of trustees at the Guggenheim.

1564
01:21:10,640 --> 01:21:14,042
Oh, the Guggenheim is,
by far, my favorite.

1565
01:21:14,120 --> 01:21:15,929
I've seen
the Kandinsky exhibit there three times.

1566
01:21:17,280 --> 01:21:18,691
[RETCHING]

1567
01:21:21,280 --> 01:21:23,965
I started reading your book
on agrarian America,

1568
01:21:24,040 --> 01:21:26,566
and I had no idea
that the Pilgrims were alcoholics.

1569
01:21:26,640 --> 01:21:28,085
Oh, yes. Yes, it's true.

1570
01:21:28,160 --> 01:21:30,561
They preferred the taste
of beer to water,

1571
01:21:30,640 --> 01:21:32,529
thus contributing to their notorious

1572
01:21:32,600 --> 01:21:34,409
legacy of being drunk sodomists.

1573
01:21:34,480 --> 01:21:36,528
Do you know who invented pumpkin pie?

1574
01:21:36,600 --> 01:21:38,523
Oh, I believe it... It was the Pilgrims.

1575
01:21:39,800 --> 01:21:41,609
So sodomists invented pumpkin pie?

1576
01:21:41,680 --> 01:21:42,761
Evidently.

1577
01:21:42,840 --> 01:21:46,049
But it's got such a nice
image, pumpkin pie.

1578
01:21:46,120 --> 01:21:47,770
- Ralph.
- it's delicious.

1579
01:21:47,880 --> 01:21:50,406
Why don't you tell us about you?

1580
01:21:51,200 --> 01:21:53,168
I'd be happy to.
My name is Ralph Duncan,

1581
01:21:53,240 --> 01:21:54,321
I'm an inventor.

1582
01:21:55,200 --> 01:21:59,842
My main focus is the science
of physical self-preservation.

1583
01:21:59,920 --> 01:22:03,766
- Yes, please.
- Based on the exoskeletons of mollusks.

1584
01:22:06,160 --> 01:22:10,324
Imogene, why don't you tell us
something about yourself?

1585
01:22:10,400 --> 01:22:13,370
Imogene Duncan doesn't
have anyone to marry.

1586
01:22:14,040 --> 01:22:16,042
She doesn't have anywhere
to live right now.

1587
01:22:16,160 --> 01:22:17,207
And all of her stuff is gone,

1588
01:22:17,280 --> 01:22:20,887
except for this piece of shit.

1589
01:22:20,960 --> 01:22:22,450
But she used to be a writer.

1590
01:22:22,520 --> 01:22:24,329
And what did she used to write?

1591
01:22:24,400 --> 01:22:27,404
She could write the kind of
stuff that could trick people

1592
01:22:27,480 --> 01:22:29,642
into thinking she was the real deal.

1593
01:22:29,720 --> 01:22:34,647
Until they realized
that I was just an impersonator.

1594
01:22:37,720 --> 01:22:41,202
There is a very, very
odd taste to this soup.

1595
01:22:41,280 --> 01:22:44,250
And I can't catch it.

1596
01:22:44,320 --> 01:22:45,526
Cinnamon?

1597
01:22:45,600 --> 01:22:47,125
No. It's an herb.

1598
01:22:47,880 --> 01:22:51,407
I'm gonna go lay down for two minutes.
Excuse me.

1599
01:22:51,960 --> 01:22:53,962
Turmeric? Turmeric?

1600
01:22:54,040 --> 01:22:57,567
It's so sad. How long has she
had her drinking problem?

1601
01:22:58,280 --> 01:22:59,486
Like two days.

1602
01:23:00,880 --> 01:23:05,886
<i>RADIO DJ: ...36CXY, playing the sexiest
music from the '80s, '90s and today.</i>

1603
01:23:06,200 --> 01:23:07,565
<i>Remember this one?</i>

1604
01:23:07,640 --> 01:23:08,641
[90'S POP SONG PLAYING]

1605
01:23:08,720 --> 01:23:09,881
[TURNS OFF RADIO]

1606
01:23:10,160 --> 01:23:11,366
[GROANING SOFTLY]

1607
01:23:11,480 --> 01:23:13,084
You know, when I first met your mother,

1608
01:23:13,160 --> 01:23:15,367
I thought she was
the sexiest thing I'd ever seen.

1609
01:23:15,440 --> 01:23:19,331
Oh, she was up on stage,
dancing in her little costume.

1610
01:23:19,400 --> 01:23:20,731
Are you saying Mom was a stripper?

1611
01:23:20,800 --> 01:23:23,007
Well, back then
they were called Go-Go dancers.

1612
01:23:23,640 --> 01:23:26,086
And I had never seen anything like her.

1613
01:23:26,160 --> 01:23:28,367
I mean, she was 19, a college dropout.

1614
01:23:29,240 --> 01:23:31,846
I had just gotten out of the Army,
and, you know,

1615
01:23:31,920 --> 01:23:33,968
when we first got married,
she went and got pregnant

1616
01:23:34,040 --> 01:23:35,280
and never even asked me.

1617
01:23:35,920 --> 01:23:38,241
I was just beginning to wonder
if I even loved her or not.

1618
01:23:38,760 --> 01:23:40,683
I was 21!

1619
01:23:40,760 --> 01:23:42,922
Can you even comprehend
how that must have felt?

1620
01:23:44,440 --> 01:23:46,204
Were you ever happy with her?

1621
01:23:46,280 --> 01:23:49,124
Look, I tried. Okay?
There was simply nothing to be done.

1622
01:23:49,200 --> 01:23:52,283
She wanted Ocean City,
and I needed more than that.

1623
01:23:52,360 --> 01:23:54,522
Why didn't you just take us with you?

1624
01:23:54,600 --> 01:23:56,364
What about when I was traveling?

1625
01:23:57,000 --> 01:23:58,365
You would have grown to resent me.

1626
01:23:58,440 --> 01:24:01,410
And that wouldn't have
been fair for any of us.

1627
01:24:01,480 --> 01:24:04,324
So, you thought it was fair
to just pretend like we didn't exist?

1628
01:24:04,400 --> 01:24:05,845
Didn't you love me more that way?

1629
01:24:07,080 --> 01:24:08,241
Didn't you miss us?

1630
01:24:08,320 --> 01:24:10,891
You were children, I barely knew you.

1631
01:24:10,960 --> 01:24:12,803
I mean, it's not like
you were fully-formed people.

1632
01:24:13,600 --> 01:24:15,011
I mean, honestly, can you actually say

1633
01:24:15,080 --> 01:24:16,445
that you really knew who I was?

1634
01:24:16,520 --> 01:24:17,521
You were my father.

1635
01:24:18,080 --> 01:24:19,650
I knew that I loved you.

1636
01:24:19,720 --> 01:24:23,042
Yeah, well, you must admit,
your mother was pretty...

1637
01:24:25,320 --> 01:24:27,687
She has her eccentricities,

1638
01:24:27,760 --> 01:24:31,401
but she didn't exactly have it
easy raising Ralph by herself.

1639
01:24:31,480 --> 01:24:32,811
Look, I want to say something to you.

1640
01:24:34,320 --> 01:24:36,607
Would you look at me?

1641
01:24:36,680 --> 01:24:38,409
Obviously I wasn't much of a father.

1642
01:24:38,480 --> 01:24:40,847
And I can see how that has done
some collateral damage to you,

1643
01:24:40,920 --> 01:24:41,967
as a woman.

1644
01:24:42,680 --> 01:24:46,924
So let me help you now.
How much money do you need?

1645
01:24:54,440 --> 01:24:57,171
If you can believe it, you actually
remind me a little bit of myself.

1646
01:24:58,520 --> 01:25:03,162
So, I guess that me helping you
is like me helping me, right?

1647
01:25:04,400 --> 01:25:06,562
Can you just tell me
where your nearest bathroom is?

1648
01:25:06,640 --> 01:25:09,291
Yes, it's down the hall.
Second door on your right.

1649
01:25:09,360 --> 01:25:11,044
- Excuse me.
- Mmm-hmm.

1650
01:25:15,640 --> 01:25:16,880
[GASPING]

1651
01:25:25,720 --> 01:25:29,327
RALPH: I've hit this thing
with sticks, rocks.

1652
01:25:29,400 --> 01:25:31,607
I've subjected it to wind tests.

1653
01:25:31,680 --> 01:25:32,761
Come on, Ralph, let's go.

1654
01:25:33,200 --> 01:25:34,964
- We're going home.
- What?

1655
01:25:35,040 --> 01:25:36,644
No, I want to do a
demonstration for Dad.

1656
01:25:36,720 --> 01:25:38,051
Well, you can show him another time.
Okay?

1657
01:25:38,120 --> 01:25:39,326
What? No, I want to do it right now.

1658
01:25:39,400 --> 01:25:41,368
You can't do it right now
because we're leaving.

1659
01:25:41,440 --> 01:25:42,521
Why are we leaving?

1660
01:25:42,600 --> 01:25:43,806
IMOGENE: Because it's
time to leave, Ralph.

1661
01:25:43,880 --> 01:25:45,405
Doesn't he want to see it?

1662
01:25:47,760 --> 01:25:49,410
IMOGENE: No.

1663
01:25:49,480 --> 01:25:51,050
He doesn't want to see it.

1664
01:26:02,400 --> 01:26:04,402
Do you want to talk about it?

1665
01:26:12,240 --> 01:26:13,401
[DOOR OPENING]

1666
01:26:13,680 --> 01:26:15,091
Bubba?

1667
01:26:16,600 --> 01:26:18,409
LEE: Hey. It's just us.

1668
01:26:23,080 --> 01:26:24,684
What happened to you?

1669
01:26:24,760 --> 01:26:27,684
[TEARFULLY] Dad's a piece of shit.

1670
01:26:27,760 --> 01:26:28,966
You saw him?

1671
01:26:31,480 --> 01:26:32,606
Wait.

1672
01:26:43,600 --> 01:26:47,241
You are a stupid shell!

1673
01:26:47,320 --> 01:26:49,800
You are a stupid, stupid shell!

1674
01:26:51,920 --> 01:26:53,285
[RALPH GRUNTING]

1675
01:26:53,360 --> 01:26:54,441
Honey.

1676
01:26:54,640 --> 01:26:56,642
- Do you want something to eat?
- No!

1677
01:26:59,200 --> 01:27:00,486
Imogene?

1678
01:27:03,200 --> 01:27:04,531
Honey.

1679
01:27:06,160 --> 01:27:07,844
I get why you did it.

1680
01:27:08,840 --> 01:27:10,444
I get why you lied.

1681
01:27:17,160 --> 01:27:20,164
Honey. Tell me what happened.

1682
01:27:22,560 --> 01:27:23,721
[SOBBING]

1683
01:27:24,880 --> 01:27:26,609
Let's just say it was underwhelming.

1684
01:27:26,720 --> 01:27:27,721
As you predicted.

1685
01:27:27,800 --> 01:27:28,847
[SNIFFLING]

1686
01:27:31,440 --> 01:27:36,082
You know, um, there's a saying
in the samurai tradition.

1687
01:27:36,160 --> 01:27:38,322
The Bousche taught it to me.

1688
01:27:38,440 --> 01:27:39,930
It's something like,

1689
01:27:40,880 --> 01:27:43,008
"Sometimes you need to see the snake

1690
01:27:43,080 --> 01:27:45,686
"in the bush to know it's really there."

1691
01:27:46,600 --> 01:27:48,967
You know, maybe I was wrong.

1692
01:27:49,040 --> 01:27:51,725
Maybe you needed to see the snake.

1693
01:27:53,360 --> 01:27:55,761
Is that your version of an apology?

1694
01:27:56,440 --> 01:27:57,521
Well...

1695
01:27:59,160 --> 01:28:01,003
If I say I'm sorry,

1696
01:28:01,080 --> 01:28:03,686
then I'm worried that
you'll just get all mad

1697
01:28:03,760 --> 01:28:06,366
and yell at me for ruining your life.

1698
01:28:09,040 --> 01:28:11,691
And then I'll feel like shit. And I...

1699
01:28:11,760 --> 01:28:15,003
I just can't win with you, Imogene.

1700
01:28:15,080 --> 01:28:19,130
Well, maybe, just this once,
you can throw caution to the wind

1701
01:28:19,200 --> 01:28:22,921
and try saying it anyway,
and see what happens?

1702
01:28:24,560 --> 01:28:26,050
Well, okay.

1703
01:28:27,040 --> 01:28:28,246
Um...

1704
01:28:28,880 --> 01:28:33,568
I guess I'm sorry, you
know, for lying to you.

1705
01:28:35,360 --> 01:28:37,761
Even though it was for your own good.

1706
01:28:37,840 --> 01:28:40,650
And now you can see I
was right to do it.

1707
01:28:42,640 --> 01:28:44,404
- Thank you.
- Okay.

1708
01:28:46,960 --> 01:28:48,849
That's my flipper.

1709
01:28:48,920 --> 01:28:52,606
Oh, my God. I've been
looking for this forever.

1710
01:28:53,760 --> 01:28:56,081
I hope the other one's
still in my trunk.

1711
01:28:56,360 --> 01:28:57,566
[DOOR OPENING]

1712
01:28:57,920 --> 01:28:59,763
BOUSCHE: Hello!
Is anyone home?

1713
01:29:00,880 --> 01:29:03,121
Oh, my God. It's George! He's back!

1714
01:29:03,200 --> 01:29:05,441
I knew he would come back to me!

1715
01:29:08,600 --> 01:29:09,761
Honey?

1716
01:29:17,600 --> 01:29:19,887
Oh, my God!

1717
01:29:20,000 --> 01:29:21,161
Oh, my God, honey.

1718
01:29:21,240 --> 01:29:24,767
I was so worried
that something had happened to you.

1719
01:29:29,320 --> 01:29:30,606
Is my sandwich ready?

1720
01:29:30,680 --> 01:29:32,330
Of course it is, sweetie.

1721
01:29:33,280 --> 01:29:35,123
I'll get it for you.

1722
01:29:36,280 --> 01:29:37,930
BOUSCHE: How's that apple, Lee?

1723
01:29:40,280 --> 01:29:42,362
ZELDA: Do you want potato chips?

1724
01:29:42,480 --> 01:29:44,528
MAN: Are they sour cream and onion?

1725
01:29:45,400 --> 01:29:46,447
[ZELDA SCREAMS]

1726
01:29:46,520 --> 01:29:47,646
LEE: Oh, my God!

1727
01:29:48,840 --> 01:29:49,921
ZELDA: Honey!

1728
01:29:50,840 --> 01:29:51,966
Armando.

1729
01:29:52,040 --> 01:29:54,850
Don't even think about it.

1730
01:29:54,920 --> 01:29:56,684
Don't shoot. We'll
co-operate, all right?

1731
01:29:57,520 --> 01:29:58,646
Here.

1732
01:29:58,720 --> 01:29:59,721
Don't shoot.

1733
01:30:00,320 --> 01:30:01,651
[WHIMPERING]

1734
01:30:03,360 --> 01:30:04,407
Everyone in there!

1735
01:30:04,480 --> 01:30:05,527
LEE: [WHISPERING] You have a gun?

1736
01:30:06,880 --> 01:30:10,521
[SPEAKING ROMANIAN]

1737
01:30:11,200 --> 01:30:12,201
[WHISPERING] What the
hell are you saying?

1738
01:30:12,280 --> 01:30:13,884
RALPH: Mom?

1739
01:30:14,000 --> 01:30:15,161
ARMANDO: Come any closer, you die!

1740
01:30:15,240 --> 01:30:16,685
No, honey!

1741
01:30:16,840 --> 01:30:17,841
[THUDDING]

1742
01:30:17,920 --> 01:30:19,490
[ZELDA SOBBING]

1743
01:30:24,560 --> 01:30:25,686
How did you find me?

1744
01:30:26,760 --> 01:30:28,444
We're being robbed, just
give him your purse.

1745
01:30:28,520 --> 01:30:29,521
[MOUTHING]

1746
01:30:29,600 --> 01:30:30,761
The briefcase is in the
closet over there.

1747
01:30:30,840 --> 01:30:31,921
That's what you want, isn't it?

1748
01:30:32,000 --> 01:30:33,445
Who are you, man?

1749
01:30:35,120 --> 01:30:39,330
Lady, why don't you go
get me the briefcase.

1750
01:30:41,520 --> 01:30:43,682
BOUSCHE: You're still smarting
over Antwerp, aren't you?

1751
01:30:44,760 --> 01:30:47,331
You really think
there's a game to be won here?

1752
01:30:47,400 --> 01:30:49,562
ARMANDO: Don't try any heroics.

1753
01:31:10,400 --> 01:31:13,290
Just let them go and kill me.
They don't know anything.

1754
01:31:13,360 --> 01:31:14,407
Oh, you're right.

1755
01:31:15,560 --> 01:31:17,767
Except maybe what I look like.
What kind of a gun I have.

1756
01:31:17,880 --> 01:31:20,360
Maybe I should give them
my mailing address, too,

1757
01:31:20,440 --> 01:31:22,249
so after I kill them,
[COCKING GUN]

1758
01:31:22,320 --> 01:31:24,641
they can send me a postcard from hell!

1759
01:31:25,360 --> 01:31:26,361
[DOOR OPENING]

1760
01:31:28,320 --> 01:31:30,482
What the fuck?

1761
01:31:30,960 --> 01:31:32,405
[YELLING]

1762
01:31:36,160 --> 01:31:37,207
LEE: Somebody grab the gun!

1763
01:31:38,080 --> 01:31:39,525
[ZELDA SCREAMING]

1764
01:31:47,840 --> 01:31:49,524
<i>Shocking news in Ocean City tonight,</i>

1765
01:31:49,600 --> 01:31:52,206
<i>where police arrested
an international assassin</i>

1766
01:31:52,280 --> 01:31:56,080
<i>for holding a government
operative and his family at gunpoint.</i>

1767
01:31:56,160 --> 01:31:58,367
<i>However, the attack was thwarted</i>

1768
01:31:58,440 --> 01:32:01,887
<i>when a family member used a device
known as the Human Shell...</i>

1769
01:32:01,960 --> 01:32:03,564
<i>- Yo.
- ...to overcome their captor.</i>

1770
01:32:03,640 --> 01:32:04,880
Hey, shut up. Shut up!

1771
01:32:04,960 --> 01:32:06,371
<i>Michelle Connors is
live now at the scene.</i>

1772
01:32:06,440 --> 01:32:07,726
I know this guy.

1773
01:32:07,800 --> 01:32:10,610
Hi, Paul. I'm here with
one of the victims, Ralph Duncan,

1774
01:32:10,680 --> 01:32:12,648
who is also the inventor
of the Human Shell.

1775
01:32:12,720 --> 01:32:13,846
Oh, shit.

1776
01:32:13,920 --> 01:32:17,527
Well, I am the one
who created the Human Shell,

1777
01:32:17,600 --> 01:32:20,968
which is the ultimate
protective barrier against bodily harm,

1778
01:32:23,320 --> 01:32:26,802
but really it was my sister
who saved our family.

1779
01:32:26,880 --> 01:32:29,326
ZELDA: Hey, you guys
want to get a shot of us over here?

1780
01:32:29,400 --> 01:32:30,970
Hello. Hey, honey.

1781
01:32:31,160 --> 01:32:32,605
[CHUCKLING]

1782
01:32:37,760 --> 01:32:39,649
So tell us about the shell.

1783
01:32:40,520 --> 01:32:42,761
Yes, Michelle, I will
tell you about the shell.

1784
01:32:42,840 --> 01:32:43,841
[CHUCKLES]

1785
01:32:43,920 --> 01:32:44,921
[CLEARS THROAT]

1786
01:32:45,480 --> 01:32:49,041
The shell is a creation of mine...

1787
01:33:36,360 --> 01:33:38,203
ZELDA: So he took me with him, right?

1788
01:33:38,280 --> 01:33:42,126
And they have this machine
where you can win a $20 gold piece.

1789
01:33:42,200 --> 01:33:44,441
And on my third try, it hit.

1790
01:33:44,520 --> 01:33:48,445
So there I am, I'm talking about all the
things I'm gonna spend it on.

1791
01:33:48,560 --> 01:33:50,403
And my grandpa stops me and he says,

1792
01:33:50,520 --> 01:33:53,490
"Oh, no, I can't ever
spend it because..."

1793
01:33:54,640 --> 01:33:55,641
Um...

1794
01:33:56,880 --> 01:33:58,848
Oh, shit, What did he say?

1795
01:33:58,920 --> 01:34:00,046
Mom, come on.

1796
01:34:00,160 --> 01:34:01,286
Right, right, right.

1797
01:34:01,360 --> 01:34:02,691
He says,

1798
01:34:03,640 --> 01:34:08,043
"I can't ever spend it because as
long as I have it in my pocket,

1799
01:34:08,160 --> 01:34:10,481
"I will always be a winner."

1800
01:34:10,560 --> 01:34:12,767
So I kept it.

1801
01:34:18,560 --> 01:34:19,721
You're giving it to me?

1802
01:34:21,600 --> 01:34:23,728
We gotta keep it in the family.

1803
01:34:24,800 --> 01:34:26,131
Mom.

1804
01:34:32,160 --> 01:34:34,845
Life is a brief flickering.

1805
01:34:34,920 --> 01:34:38,720
Well, sometimes the
darkness is self-imposed.

1806
01:34:38,800 --> 01:34:41,610
And to accuse your daughter of a crime

1807
01:34:41,680 --> 01:34:44,081
may indeed be the best way to find her.

1808
01:34:45,200 --> 01:34:47,168
[APPLAUSE]

1809
01:34:51,240 --> 01:34:52,446
[CHEERING]

1810
01:35:20,480 --> 01:35:21,686
[SIGHING]

1811
01:35:32,200 --> 01:35:33,690
[INDISTINCT]

1812
01:35:38,120 --> 01:35:40,202
There's the poster. Here's everybody.

1813
01:35:40,280 --> 01:35:43,602
Everybody getting in their limo.
Rock stars after a great show.

1814
01:35:43,680 --> 01:35:45,523
There's the Bousche!

1815
01:35:48,480 --> 01:35:50,562
I'm going to have to confiscate this.

1816
01:35:50,680 --> 01:35:52,170
That's my phone.

1817
01:35:52,240 --> 01:35:54,925
There can be no
physical evidence of my existence.

1818
01:36:01,280 --> 01:36:03,248
Look, if you give me your number,

1819
01:36:03,360 --> 01:36:05,761
<i>I'll talk to The Times
about doing a feature article.</i>

1820
01:36:05,840 --> 01:36:07,001
- Really?
- I'm so sorry.

1821
01:36:07,080 --> 01:36:10,243
By the way, this is Whit Stillman,
superb writer and filmmaker.

1822
01:36:10,320 --> 01:36:12,766
Delighted to meet you.
I liked the play so much.

1823
01:36:12,840 --> 01:36:14,490
I'd love to ask you some
questions about it.

1824
01:36:14,560 --> 01:36:16,289
- Do you have any time?
- Imogene!

1825
01:36:17,400 --> 01:36:20,688
Hurry up already.
We're paying by the hour here.

1826
01:36:24,160 --> 01:36:27,528
Um, you know what?
I'm sorry. I, uh... I have to go.

1827
01:36:27,600 --> 01:36:31,525
My family is waiting for me.
I have to go.

1828
01:36:31,720 --> 01:36:32,801
[CAR HONKING]

1829
01:36:38,520 --> 01:36:40,124
[INDISTINCT CHATTERING]

1830
01:36:44,440 --> 01:36:45,646
Everybody! Three!

1831
01:36:47,040 --> 01:36:48,041
Two, one!

1831
01:36:49,305 --> 01:36:55,652
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