1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Watch any video online with Open-SUBTITLES Free Browser extension: osdb.link/ext 2 00:00:24,277 --> 00:00:26,277 Liberty, this is control. 3 00:00:37,416 --> 00:00:39,416 Requesting lunar orbit status. 4 00:00:43,985 --> 00:00:45,985 Control, this is Liberty. Touch down in t-minus 20 and counting. 5 00:00:50,554 --> 00:00:53,141 Approaching Terminator line. 6 00:00:55,811 --> 00:00:59,232 Roger that. Be advised, radio static on the com. 7 00:00:59,232 --> 00:01:04,822 Roger that. 7-10 plus VGX, landing window is up. 8 00:01:04,822 --> 00:01:08,952 Landing vector approved... Engage the bay. 9 00:01:37,530 --> 00:01:41,827 VGC 7-3-11. 10 00:01:53,800 --> 00:01:59,808 Looking good. Landing vector optimum. Touch down in t-minus 12... 11 00:01:59,808 --> 00:02:03,062 11, 10, 9... 12 00:02:03,062 --> 00:02:06,983 8, 7, 6 ... 13 00:02:06,983 --> 00:02:10,529 5, 4, 3 ... 14 00:02:10,529 --> 00:02:15,077 2, 1. 15 00:02:17,330 --> 00:02:20,125 Now lets, uh, drop the banners. 16 00:02:20,125 --> 00:02:23,754 Oh, fu... Must we? 17 00:02:25,381 --> 00:02:31,097 - The Eagle has landed, baby. - Please, keep that fool off the main frequency. 18 00:02:33,516 --> 00:02:36,312 Are you getting a reading on you end too, Sanders? 19 00:02:36,312 --> 00:02:40,692 Mission control, I can confirm vast quantities of Helium-3. 20 00:02:40,692 --> 00:02:47,492 - The readings are even stronger this way - You're breaking up. Please be adviced you may be nearing meteor shower... 21 00:02:47,492 --> 00:02:49,578 Adjust to communication frequency,.... 22 00:02:51,372 --> 00:02:54,209 No fucking way! 23 00:02:54,209 --> 00:02:57,964 Hey Sand, what are you doing with that thing hopping around over there? 24 00:02:58,673 --> 00:03:01,176 I thought you were supposed to take some photos of me? 25 00:03:20,325 --> 00:03:22,494 - Washington, have you got a visual on ... - What was that, Houston? 26 00:03:22,494 --> 00:03:26,124 - Hey Washington, it's Helium 3, - What? 27 00:03:26,124 --> 00:03:31,506 It's a Helium 3 mine. Get over here! Hey, there's something over here you need to see! 28 00:03:32,715 --> 00:03:36,470 No! Sanders! Sanders! San...ah! 29 00:03:39,641 --> 00:03:41,727 Oh, God! 30 00:03:47,651 --> 00:03:53,617 Houston!, Houston! Son-of-a-bitch. I need to get out of here. 31 00:04:26,609 --> 00:04:32,051 32 00:04:57,329 --> 00:05:01,429 33 00:05:01,729 --> 00:05:03,138 34 00:05:03,738 --> 00:05:06,571 35 00:05:09,396 --> 00:05:12,513 36 00:05:12,613 --> 00:05:15,954 37 00:05:16,054 --> 00:05:20,054 38 00:05:21,106 --> 00:05:24,163 39 00:05:24,763 --> 00:05:31,271 40 00:05:31,321 --> 00:05:34,429 41 00:05:34,429 --> 00:05:38,513 42 00:05:39,165 --> 00:05:42,044 In English now. 43 00:05:42,044 --> 00:05:46,383 Where are we from? 44 00:05:46,383 --> 00:05:48,802 - Siegfried. - The earth. 45 00:05:48,802 --> 00:05:51,514 And, when did we leave? 46 00:05:51,514 --> 00:05:54,851 - Brunhilde. - 1945. 47 00:05:54,851 --> 00:05:59,357 - And where did we go? - The dark side of the moon. 48 00:05:59,357 --> 00:06:01,403 Brilliant! 49 00:07:57,088 --> 00:07:58,423 50 00:07:58,423 --> 00:08:00,509 Don't try to play dumb with me. 51 00:08:00,592 --> 00:08:02,928 It was your bright idea to send those idiots to the moon. 52 00:08:03,053 --> 00:08:07,100 - Talk about disaster. - Not to be the contrarian, Madam President 53 00:08:07,142 --> 00:08:09,353 but i'm pretty sure it was your idea 54 00:08:09,478 --> 00:08:14,317 It was my great idea had they succeeded, now it's your stupid idea. Got it? 55 00:08:14,317 --> 00:08:18,531 I didn't hire you for stupid ideas I hired you because of your Midas' touch. 56 00:08:18,531 --> 00:08:22,745 Now my polls are in the toilet and the election is just weeks away. 57 00:08:23,412 --> 00:08:25,915 You dropped the ball, Vivian! You! 58 00:08:25,915 --> 00:08:29,670 Now, I need a miracle. Get me a miracle! 59 00:08:35,928 --> 00:08:42,519 Actually, how was sending those two astronauts to the moon supposed to get me reelected, exactly? 60 00:08:42,853 --> 00:08:47,108 We haven't been to the moon for 50 years. One of them was black. 61 00:08:47,108 --> 00:08:50,696 - Thought it would look good. - Look good how? 62 00:08:51,531 --> 00:08:53,617 Like I said, one of them was black. 63 00:08:53,658 --> 00:08:59,374 Just think of the opportunity we wasted years ago with that errand boy, Powell, Alan Powell? 64 00:08:59,541 --> 00:09:01,835 - Colin Powell. - That was close. 65 00:09:02,586 --> 00:09:06,591 - And where are you going? - The UN, to do my job 66 00:09:18,022 --> 00:09:20,984 "The Great Dictator" by Charlie Chaplin. 67 00:09:21,068 --> 00:09:24,572 It is one of the world's most famous short films. 68 00:09:24,572 --> 00:09:30,329 which illustrates in just ten minutes his wish that one day, the entire world 69 00:09:30,329 --> 00:09:34,668 will be held in the great Führer's wise and gentle hands. 70 00:09:34,668 --> 00:09:37,672 - Any questions? - I have a question. 71 00:09:43,554 --> 00:09:48,519 In my classroom we adhere to a strictly formal manner of addressing one another. 72 00:09:48,811 --> 00:09:52,857 To what do we owe the honor of this visit? 73 00:09:55,945 --> 00:10:00,408 - We capture an earthling. - Your expertise is required. 74 00:10:21,226 --> 00:10:25,231 Hey, sauerkraut. I love sauerkraut. 75 00:10:25,231 --> 00:10:29,528 And Volkswagen. Huh...Fahrvergnügen. (Driving pleasure.) 76 00:10:30,529 --> 00:10:32,699 Hey! German words, right? 77 00:10:32,782 --> 00:10:37,622 You know, it's as if, where I come from we speak German too. You know what I'm sayin'? 78 00:10:40,876 --> 00:10:44,255 Damn! You gonna be sorry you did that white boy. 79 00:11:52,465 --> 00:11:55,886 You are a knock-out. 80 00:11:59,557 --> 00:12:02,144 How do I get out of here? 81 00:12:03,062 --> 00:12:06,191 Thanks lady. Have a nice day. 82 00:12:07,067 --> 00:12:10,446 No, Mr. subhuman. That is the air lock... 83 00:12:10,905 --> 00:12:14,534 No! 84 00:12:59,841 --> 00:13:03,888 You might wanna... cover up a bit. 85 00:13:05,849 --> 00:13:08,936 All good? 86 00:13:17,905 --> 00:13:20,909 I know a lot of important people. 87 00:13:20,909 --> 00:13:23,621 I even know the President of the United States of America. 88 00:13:23,621 --> 00:13:27,250 If you kill me, then that's just a really fucked-up situation. 89 00:13:30,588 --> 00:13:34,509 You know the president of the United States of the Americas? 90 00:13:44,814 --> 00:13:48,151 Thanks, homie. I talk to you later baby. 91 00:14:02,169 --> 00:14:04,589 Question, what is this apparatus? 92 00:14:04,589 --> 00:14:07,259 Look man, how would I know? I'm just model. 93 00:14:07,259 --> 00:14:11,222 - A model of what? Citizen? - No man, a model model 94 00:14:11,305 --> 00:14:14,726 Damn, what's wrong with you two? Are you blind or something? Shit, I'm pretty. 95 00:14:14,810 --> 00:14:17,229 Are you part of the shock troops before the invasion? 96 00:14:17,355 --> 00:14:22,611 Invasion? Man, you all must be tripping 97 00:14:22,653 --> 00:14:25,740 What is your mission? 98 00:14:25,740 --> 00:14:29,537 Look dude, I just follow the paycheck, you know what I'm saying? 99 00:14:30,287 --> 00:14:34,585 - What is this device? - Oh, that's my kick-ass cellphone 100 00:14:34,585 --> 00:14:37,338 - and a computer. - What? 101 00:14:39,624 --> 00:14:43,053 That is not a computer. 102 00:14:45,849 --> 00:14:49,186 This is a computer. 103 00:14:51,564 --> 00:14:56,070 No, "dat's" ancient history, homie. 104 00:15:33,325 --> 00:15:34,034 105 00:15:34,034 --> 00:15:36,120 I am telling you once again... 106 00:15:37,538 --> 00:15:42,169 One moment we received conformation that the ship has landed successfully on the moon. 107 00:15:42,294 --> 00:15:45,340 The next, all communication stopped. 108 00:15:45,381 --> 00:15:49,553 - As though it had simply vanished. - Or you're hiding something from us? 109 00:15:49,553 --> 00:15:53,183 Yeah, we are hiding something on the dark side of the moon. 110 00:15:54,810 --> 00:16:00,609 I still find it very difficult to believe that the entire purpose of the mission 111 00:16:00,692 --> 00:16:04,655 to promote your president's reelection. 112 00:16:04,655 --> 00:16:07,451 Well, believe what you like, we've had mere senators spend 113 00:16:07,451 --> 00:16:11,956 hundreds of millions on campaigns to get elected to dog-shit posts. 114 00:16:11,956 --> 00:16:16,504 But Mr Secretary, the expenses involved this time only makes sense 115 00:16:16,587 --> 00:16:18,172 if there was a military purpose. 116 00:16:18,172 --> 00:16:20,550 Okay, let's get this clear. 117 00:16:20,550 --> 00:16:25,306 The United States has no military activity on the moon 118 00:16:25,306 --> 00:16:27,726 What about natural resources activity? 119 00:16:27,726 --> 00:16:30,771 We know how the US sometimes mixes the two up. 120 00:16:31,397 --> 00:16:37,488 - Is there any chance that you are looking for Helium-3 up there? 121 00:16:37,488 --> 00:16:40,200 Helium-3? You just made that up, didn't you? 122 00:16:40,867 --> 00:16:43,370 That's so silly. 123 00:16:45,290 --> 00:16:48,919 124 00:17:02,394 --> 00:17:05,148 I assume these are just preliminary ideas? 125 00:17:05,148 --> 00:17:09,403 Sir, we had a very small delivery window. 126 00:17:09,403 --> 00:17:11,322 - Sir? - Yes, sir. 127 00:17:12,407 --> 00:17:16,287 Ma'am, and this is all. 128 00:17:25,590 --> 00:17:29,845 Anyone who is not a head of a department, should leave. 129 00:17:38,982 --> 00:17:41,443 You idiots! 130 00:17:41,443 --> 00:17:46,074 You morons! That's an insult to morons. 131 00:17:46,908 --> 00:17:50,413 What is this shit? 132 00:17:50,413 --> 00:17:57,588 I have a meeting with the President of the United fucking States of America 133 00:17:57,588 --> 00:17:59,507 tomorrow fucking morning! 134 00:18:00,091 --> 00:18:03,095 Not the President of fucking Zambia. 135 00:18:03,137 --> 00:18:06,307 Not the President of the fucking Janitor's Union! 136 00:18:06,307 --> 00:18:11,105 But the president of the fucking country which you just happen to be living in for the fucking moment. 137 00:18:11,105 --> 00:18:15,778 You pieces of hellacious shit! 138 00:18:20,242 --> 00:18:23,120 What am I suppose to tell her? 139 00:18:25,164 --> 00:18:29,086 That my employees are not intelligent enough 140 00:18:30,087 --> 00:18:32,841 to be fucking morons? 141 00:23:05,640 --> 00:23:08,894 Are you willing to work with the Führer ... 142 00:23:08,894 --> 00:23:13,275 in the name of the Fatherland, stand behind the Wehrmacht. 143 00:23:13,275 --> 00:23:20,033 This decision does not resolve all of us ... 144 00:23:21,785 --> 00:23:26,166 Thank you. I thought my ears were gonna bleed. 145 00:23:26,166 --> 00:23:28,585 You're welcome. 146 00:23:41,351 --> 00:23:44,772 May I ask what your name is? 147 00:23:45,356 --> 00:23:47,442 James Washington. 148 00:23:47,442 --> 00:23:50,029 - What yours? - Renate Richter. 149 00:23:50,613 --> 00:23:54,159 It is a pleasure to meet you, Washington. 150 00:23:54,242 --> 00:23:57,038 James Washington. 151 00:23:57,705 --> 00:24:01,043 What's wrong with your skin? 152 00:24:01,043 --> 00:24:05,214 Come on now please, you have met a brother before, right? 153 00:24:06,675 --> 00:24:10,721 - No, I'm an only child. - No, no. I didn't mean like that. 154 00:24:10,721 --> 00:24:13,016 I meant a black man. 155 00:24:13,016 --> 00:24:16,479 No, and this continues to confuse me 156 00:24:16,562 --> 00:24:20,150 because you are much blacker then when I first encountered you. 157 00:24:20,692 --> 00:24:24,614 Okay girl, look either i'm black or you're blind. 158 00:24:24,614 --> 00:24:31,289 Look, what is going to happen to me? I mean, what with this guy keep sticking needles in me? 159 00:24:31,289 --> 00:24:34,126 - What about that other angry dude? - My father sticking needles into you? 160 00:24:34,459 --> 00:24:37,880 That freaking scientist guy? That your dad? 161 00:24:38,548 --> 00:24:41,051 And what about, you know.... 162 00:24:41,718 --> 00:24:44,555 Mr. Nachrichtenübermittlungs-Oberführer Adler? 163 00:24:44,555 --> 00:24:46,850 - I'm sorry, what? - Klaus Adler. 164 00:24:47,559 --> 00:24:50,980 He's going to be the next führer. 165 00:24:52,857 --> 00:24:55,110 And my husband. 166 00:24:56,320 --> 00:25:00,033 Why, did you lose a bet or something? I mean.... 167 00:25:01,618 --> 00:25:04,288 Lucky you. 168 00:25:04,664 --> 00:25:08,043 Actually, lucky him. 169 00:25:12,465 --> 00:25:16,637 - I shouldn't even be here - You cannot leave me tied up like this 170 00:25:18,973 --> 00:25:20,976 - Please do me a favor. - What? 171 00:25:20,976 --> 00:25:23,604 - Play a Nazi. - And if I don't? 172 00:25:25,732 --> 00:25:28,736 - They will eliminate you. - Oh, great! 173 00:25:31,364 --> 00:25:34,868 Is there a different radio station? 174 00:25:35,244 --> 00:25:37,914 With the upcoming war... 175 00:25:47,997 --> 00:25:51,126 Okay, Baby Mengele. Hey man, I don't like the look of this. 176 00:28:20,826 --> 00:28:24,872 With the prisoner now being one of us, we go down to earth. 177 00:28:24,956 --> 00:28:29,295 He will help us to find more telephone computers, 178 00:28:29,295 --> 00:28:32,590 return, and then get Götterdämmerung flying. 179 00:29:46,057 --> 00:29:49,687 180 00:30:14,468 --> 00:30:18,806 - Can you smell that? - No. We don't have time to waste. 181 00:30:19,557 --> 00:30:22,227 Take me to that president of yours. 182 00:30:22,227 --> 00:30:25,523 What? The President? 183 00:30:25,523 --> 00:30:29,361 Come on man, I thought you want me to take you to Mac store or something. 184 00:30:31,197 --> 00:30:37,872 You said that you know the President of these United States of the Americas. 185 00:30:37,872 --> 00:30:41,001 Right, of course. 186 00:30:41,001 --> 00:30:43,879 That President. 187 00:30:50,304 --> 00:30:53,809 May I meet this President too? 188 00:30:56,854 --> 00:31:01,568 Hey, Mrs. Richter, welcome to my planet. 189 00:31:21,051 --> 00:31:24,597 - Get the hell out of my property - We got to get out of here 190 00:31:50,671 --> 00:31:53,383 Hold on there, Boss man. 191 00:31:53,383 --> 00:31:56,387 That may not be the sharpest move. 192 00:31:56,387 --> 00:32:01,643 Let me go talk to those guys. They know me, I'm one of them. 193 00:32:01,643 --> 00:32:03,938 Are you with me? 194 00:32:04,689 --> 00:32:08,277 Now you're talking. 195 00:32:08,652 --> 00:32:11,239 Now. 196 00:32:20,834 --> 00:32:25,590 I am happy to see you all, man. 197 00:32:25,590 --> 00:32:29,178 You all know me. 198 00:32:29,970 --> 00:32:32,557 - Washington. - I mean ... 199 00:32:33,058 --> 00:32:38,940 That ain't one of y'all's, is it? Because I... you ain't have to bring that shit out. 200 00:32:38,940 --> 00:32:41,276 I'm a peace loving brother. 201 00:32:49,954 --> 00:32:54,668 - Are you alright? - Do I fucking look alright to you Mrs. crazy fucking Nazi? 202 00:32:55,377 --> 00:32:58,089 What the hell just happen? 203 00:32:58,089 --> 00:33:01,009 You know.. 204 00:33:05,598 --> 00:33:09,270 No, mother-f way! 205 00:33:16,529 --> 00:33:18,740 What did you sick sons-of-bitches do to me? 206 00:33:18,781 --> 00:33:22,202 - I should've told you. - What? That I look like a fucking polar bear? 207 00:33:23,454 --> 00:33:27,542 You two really,really, know how to fuck up a guy's Christmas. 208 00:33:27,584 --> 00:33:31,547 Quiet you fool. what is wrong with you? 209 00:33:31,589 --> 00:33:34,718 We made you Aryan, you're one of us now. 210 00:33:34,801 --> 00:33:37,471 - You should be thanking us. - Thanking you? 211 00:33:37,513 --> 00:33:40,934 What I should have done is let those brother come here with a size 15 212 00:33:41,018 --> 00:33:45,398 put those foot so far up your ass to can taste the toe nails for two fucking weeks. 213 00:33:45,440 --> 00:33:47,442 Klaus. 214 00:33:52,198 --> 00:33:56,787 Bring me to your leader, James Washington. 215 00:34:09,303 --> 00:34:12,515 Hey, what the fuck? Excuse me. 216 00:34:12,640 --> 00:34:15,436 Get your fucking hands off me, you mother... 217 00:34:16,604 --> 00:34:20,150 - You can use her to you boss? - Yes, she's the cheese. 218 00:34:20,192 --> 00:34:22,945 - And she knows the president? - Yes, they are really tight. 219 00:34:27,075 --> 00:34:29,495 Come on. 220 00:34:31,038 --> 00:34:35,794 Dirty bastards. Do you know who I am? huh? 221 00:34:35,836 --> 00:34:39,299 You just kidnapped the wrong woman The wrong fucking woman. 222 00:34:39,382 --> 00:34:44,555 I hope your having a good time I'm gonna kick your fucking ass. 223 00:34:56,111 --> 00:34:58,031 Excellent. 224 00:34:59,073 --> 00:35:01,159 My turn. 225 00:35:01,243 --> 00:35:05,540 I am Commander Klaus Adler of the 4th Reich. We are based on the moon. 226 00:35:05,582 --> 00:35:09,295 I'm told you know the president of these United States of the Americas. 227 00:35:09,336 --> 00:35:12,006 You will take us to that the President, because ... 228 00:35:12,131 --> 00:35:15,970 - I have a very special present for him - Him? 229 00:35:16,011 --> 00:35:18,890 Well, he'll love that He just loves presents. 230 00:35:18,973 --> 00:35:21,059 As soon as my mission is accomplished 231 00:35:21,101 --> 00:35:24,355 the Nazi invation force will be called in under my directions 232 00:35:24,355 --> 00:35:27,818 and we will end the good times for the bad people. 233 00:35:27,901 --> 00:35:30,529 And how do you propose to do that? 234 00:35:30,947 --> 00:35:34,326 - We'll simply eliminate them. - What? 235 00:35:35,452 --> 00:35:40,208 - Sorry, that is not what we are told - Renate, I do not think that you ... 236 00:35:45,799 --> 00:35:48,427 Yeah. Why not? 237 00:35:48,510 --> 00:35:53,809 Why don't you tell this fraulein why we are here, just like you keep telling your children. 238 00:35:53,934 --> 00:35:56,479 I would love to do that. 239 00:35:56,604 --> 00:35:58,231 You see... 240 00:35:58,314 --> 00:36:02,403 the National Socialist Party is the people's party, nothing more... 241 00:36:02,486 --> 00:36:07,868 We wish to return to earth with our message of peace and unity 242 00:36:07,910 --> 00:36:10,538 love through virtue 243 00:36:10,621 --> 00:36:13,959 and kindness, for example. 244 00:36:14,167 --> 00:36:18,381 We are healthy, in mind and body. 245 00:36:18,464 --> 00:36:22,595 Our spirits are brave and true. 246 00:36:22,636 --> 00:36:28,477 We achieved because we are strong, disciplined in our core 247 00:36:29,228 --> 00:36:32,148 There is simply no belief that they can match ours... 248 00:36:32,273 --> 00:36:38,489 because peace and unity is the gift we bring to all mankind. 249 00:36:39,741 --> 00:36:44,664 What you and all earthlings need to know ... - Yeah yeah, I get it, Hedvig. 250 00:36:47,167 --> 00:36:49,044 This is good. 251 00:36:50,379 --> 00:36:52,549 This is going to work. 252 00:36:53,717 --> 00:36:57,013 You, I need. 253 00:36:57,805 --> 00:36:59,891 And you ... 254 00:37:00,517 --> 00:37:02,561 I want. 255 00:37:02,853 --> 00:37:06,733 Alright, let's go meet the president. 256 00:37:28,218 --> 00:37:30,471 Madam President ... 257 00:37:31,139 --> 00:37:33,975 here's the miracle you asked for. 258 00:37:53,625 --> 00:37:58,005 - Who is this man? - He will lead the campaign troops. 259 00:38:06,725 --> 00:38:10,146 Renate, please ... 260 00:38:15,027 --> 00:38:16,988 This is very simple. 261 00:38:17,405 --> 00:38:19,282 The world is sick ... 262 00:38:20,200 --> 00:38:22,703 and we are the doctors. 263 00:38:23,162 --> 00:38:27,584 The world is anemic and we are the vitamin. 264 00:38:27,668 --> 00:38:31,214 The world is weary, but we are the strength. 265 00:38:31,381 --> 00:38:35,386 We are here to make the world healthy once again. 266 00:38:35,511 --> 00:38:37,972 With hard work ... 267 00:38:38,097 --> 00:38:43,437 with honesty, with clarity, with decency. 268 00:38:43,646 --> 00:38:51,656 We are the product of loving mothers and brave fathers. 269 00:38:52,198 --> 00:38:57,705 We are the embodiment of love and bravery. 270 00:38:57,789 --> 00:39:03,587 We are the gift of both God and science. 271 00:39:03,879 --> 00:39:07,592 We are the answer to the question. 272 00:39:07,676 --> 00:39:12,849 We are the promise delivered to all mankind. 273 00:39:13,517 --> 00:39:17,939 For that we raise our hand, to one nation. 274 00:39:18,064 --> 00:39:20,317 We step to the beat of one drum 275 00:39:20,400 --> 00:39:24,822 ....of this world. 276 00:39:24,906 --> 00:39:28,744 We are the people that carry the children on our shoulders. 277 00:39:28,869 --> 00:39:33,917 In the same way that our fathers carried us and their fathers before them. 278 00:39:34,042 --> 00:39:38,256 We are the one people united and strong. 279 00:39:38,339 --> 00:39:44,096 We are the one people with certainty. 280 00:39:44,180 --> 00:39:49,103 We are invincible and we have no fear. 281 00:39:50,021 --> 00:39:56,153 Because the truth makes us one. 282 00:40:11,339 --> 00:40:15,260 The moon Nazis are coming. What's wrong with you people, can't you see? 283 00:40:15,344 --> 00:40:17,346 Look, I've been there. I'm telling you. 284 00:40:17,430 --> 00:40:22,645 They've got this whole moon base, they've got this whole like space thing going on, and they're coming to take over. 285 00:40:22,728 --> 00:40:25,607 You must listen to this, because the Nazis are coming. 286 00:40:25,648 --> 00:40:31,280 They're coming, they're coming to get us all. Why aren't you guys listening to me? I mean ... 287 00:40:33,700 --> 00:40:35,744 Renate. 288 00:40:35,828 --> 00:40:38,247 Washington. James Washington. 289 00:40:38,331 --> 00:40:41,376 I'm so glad to see you alive. 290 00:40:41,460 --> 00:40:45,298 Look, I got one! This is the bitch that made me white as a fucking snowflake 291 00:40:45,340 --> 00:40:48,135 Come on people, help me. 292 00:40:57,814 --> 00:41:00,066 Help me! She's crazy! 293 00:41:00,442 --> 00:41:03,070 I saved your life 294 00:41:06,491 --> 00:41:11,664 So, you're a formerly dead, black model ... 295 00:41:11,706 --> 00:41:15,628 who is now suddenly a living white hobo 296 00:41:15,669 --> 00:41:19,716 after spending a weekend on the moon. Is that correct? 297 00:41:19,799 --> 00:41:23,471 - Yes, that's correct. - So I was listening. 298 00:41:23,638 --> 00:41:29,979 And you are Neil Armstrong after the sex change operation. Is this correct? 299 00:41:30,021 --> 00:41:33,817 No, that is not correct You were not listening at all. 300 00:41:33,900 --> 00:41:36,487 My name is Richter. Renate Richter. 301 00:41:36,570 --> 00:41:41,785 I tried to save this man's life and I think he's stupid, childish and ungrateful. 302 00:41:41,827 --> 00:41:48,085 Ask Mrs. Moon-Nazi here, was I, or was I not on the dark side of the moon? 303 00:41:49,628 --> 00:41:53,383 Yes, Mr. James Washington was on the dark side of the moon. 304 00:41:53,425 --> 00:41:55,719 There, what did I tell you? 305 00:41:55,803 --> 00:42:00,684 I am black, but now I'm white. I went to the dark side of the moon, but i'm now back. 306 00:42:00,726 --> 00:42:03,312 The Nazis are coming to kill us all! 307 00:42:03,312 --> 00:42:07,734 And you are going to be so sorry that you don't listened to me. 308 00:42:11,114 --> 00:42:15,869 Mr. Washington, James. Why are you so upset and so angry? 309 00:42:15,995 --> 00:42:19,249 - Get lost. - But I do not understand. 310 00:42:19,332 --> 00:42:21,835 I mean, We made you white. 311 00:42:21,877 --> 00:42:25,590 We taught you the National Socialist message about peace and unity. 312 00:42:25,673 --> 00:42:29,303 You people have robbed me of everything. 313 00:42:29,345 --> 00:42:32,098 My race, my identity, my career. 314 00:42:32,182 --> 00:42:36,312 And I'm beginning to think my flipping mind too. I mean just everything. 315 00:42:36,854 --> 00:42:38,982 Do you know this? 316 00:42:39,733 --> 00:42:41,777 Yes. 317 00:42:45,240 --> 00:42:49,328 Come on. Come on in. I will explain it to you. Then you'll understand it. 318 00:42:51,664 --> 00:42:55,544 You are one strange broad. I will give you that. 319 00:42:55,794 --> 00:42:58,005 Oh, and you know you'll be buying popcorn. 320 00:42:58,047 --> 00:43:02,428 321 00:43:04,138 --> 00:43:06,683 What bullshit! 322 00:43:14,067 --> 00:43:16,070 It was ... 323 00:43:16,529 --> 00:43:21,785 - It was so long. - Yeah, they could've edited it down a bit. 324 00:43:22,077 --> 00:43:25,290 He was mocking the Führer! 325 00:43:25,707 --> 00:43:29,336 I'm getting a sense it's a lot about nazis you don't know. 326 00:43:29,670 --> 00:43:33,925 - But I am a Nazi! - Yeah, I know but you're not like... 327 00:43:34,009 --> 00:43:39,224 Well, like them. A bunch of stupid bullies. 328 00:43:39,599 --> 00:43:43,145 No, I'm sure they're good boys 329 00:43:43,270 --> 00:43:45,231 and loyal to the Reich, and their mothers 330 00:43:45,356 --> 00:43:48,694 Look, they wear the symbol of love! 331 00:43:48,777 --> 00:43:51,364 - The swastika? - Yes. 332 00:43:51,489 --> 00:43:53,617 I've never heard it called that before. 333 00:43:53,658 --> 00:43:57,622 No. 334 00:44:04,922 --> 00:44:07,718 What have we got here, blond hair, blue eyes, nice rack? 335 00:44:07,718 --> 00:44:09,929 Even Hitler will get a hard-on! 336 00:44:11,389 --> 00:44:16,228 - Look guys, we don't want any trouble - Get lost, hobo! 337 00:44:16,270 --> 00:44:20,692 - I gotta plenty stories to tell, you're not gonna believe... - Stop that, that is enough! 338 00:44:23,487 --> 00:44:26,491 What she needs is a good war 339 00:44:26,616 --> 00:44:30,121 A war always makes a president popular. 340 00:44:30,162 --> 00:44:34,877 Well, I might be able to help her out there. 341 00:44:36,253 --> 00:44:38,423 How do you mean? 342 00:44:38,631 --> 00:44:42,511 One word from me, and the invasion from the moon begins. 343 00:44:47,017 --> 00:44:50,563 - You never break character do you? - No. 344 00:44:51,522 --> 00:44:53,942 I can never be broken. 345 00:44:54,568 --> 00:44:57,780 - You smell so good. - The time has come. 346 00:44:59,866 --> 00:45:02,286 I show you my plans. 347 00:45:02,411 --> 00:45:05,039 Come back here. 348 00:45:12,841 --> 00:45:15,135 Look I've outlined some things... 349 00:45:15,594 --> 00:45:18,056 Oh big fella 350 00:45:18,222 --> 00:45:20,684 All work and no play? 351 00:45:26,107 --> 00:45:30,029 Now listen, don't you think if I asphyxiate the president ... 352 00:45:30,071 --> 00:45:32,866 Will the troops then align with us? 353 00:45:34,284 --> 00:45:38,456 That's when I will order the moon invasion. 354 00:45:38,581 --> 00:45:41,502 It will be quietless bloodshed. 355 00:45:41,960 --> 00:45:46,257 other then eliminating the moon führer of course. 356 00:45:56,896 --> 00:46:00,484 Klaus Adler. 357 00:46:16,128 --> 00:46:21,802 So Klaus, is the clown joining us? 358 00:46:22,761 --> 00:46:25,348 What, did you all buy tickets? 359 00:46:27,851 --> 00:46:31,981 Okay, so, do you want to introduce me to your friends? 360 00:46:32,941 --> 00:46:36,779 Get your hooks off me you Kristallnacht piece-of-shit 361 00:46:37,572 --> 00:46:40,575 I can make this worth your while. Just let me go. 362 00:48:12,106 --> 00:48:16,195 I'm here to tell you that I have nothing to do with you or your plans 363 00:48:16,278 --> 00:48:18,990 You Nazi-piece-of-shit! 364 00:49:12,520 --> 00:49:19,065 He fell for the old "one-last-blowjob" offer. God, nazis are stupid. 365 00:49:19,649 --> 00:49:22,361 I commend you on your marksmanship. 366 00:49:27,325 --> 00:49:32,457 Shame. She was such a nice girl Just have to kill her later 367 00:49:33,792 --> 00:49:35,920 So, it was real? 368 00:49:36,086 --> 00:49:40,759 - All this time. - Never doubt a Nazi, schöne frauen. 369 00:49:48,477 --> 00:49:51,397 Farewell, fashionista. 370 00:49:52,482 --> 00:49:55,277 I have a planet to conquer! 371 00:50:21,602 --> 00:50:26,608 I will just grab this. 372 00:50:26,983 --> 00:50:29,403 Bye. 373 00:50:30,780 --> 00:50:33,283 Good luck with the rest of your life. 374 00:50:34,827 --> 00:50:38,122 Unbe-fucking-lievable! 375 00:54:10,137 --> 00:54:14,142 Thank you, Kelly. Moments ago New York has come under attack 376 00:54:14,226 --> 00:54:19,774 Witness claim to have seen hundred of UFO's appearing suddenly over the city and opening fire. 377 00:54:20,275 --> 00:54:24,155 Billy, get that! Get that! Are you getting that? 378 00:54:24,238 --> 00:54:26,992 Kelly, the craft is at least 60 feet across. 379 00:54:27,075 --> 00:54:31,581 I'm seeing what appears to be weapons of some kind dangling down from the bottom. 380 00:54:31,581 --> 00:54:35,336 Oh my God! It's opening fire! It's opening fire! I'm getting the hell out of here! 381 00:54:35,419 --> 00:54:40,175 We have little information, but here's what we know at this time... 382 00:54:40,217 --> 00:54:44,347 - Ok. You see, the thing is, that Klaus, he's... - I know this was your doing. 383 00:54:45,640 --> 00:54:49,311 - It's wonderful. - It's wonderful? 384 00:54:49,436 --> 00:54:52,399 It's brilliant. I'm a wartime president now. 385 00:54:52,482 --> 00:54:55,319 All presidents who start a war in their first term always get reelected. 386 00:54:55,319 --> 00:54:58,698 I thought I was gonna have to bomb Australia or something. 387 00:54:59,199 --> 00:55:03,120 But no. You bring me real... 388 00:55:03,579 --> 00:55:07,125 - Who are these guys anyway? - Nazis. 389 00:55:07,668 --> 00:55:11,965 - from the moon. - Real life Nazis? 390 00:55:12,048 --> 00:55:15,135 Holy shit, this just keeps getting better and better 391 00:55:15,219 --> 00:55:18,264 You're a miracle worker, babe. 392 00:55:18,348 --> 00:55:23,229 They are the only guys we ever actually managed to beat in a fair fight. 393 00:55:24,522 --> 00:55:27,943 I'm just like Franklin D. Roosevelt. Only, you know I'm not a spastic. 394 00:55:28,068 --> 00:55:30,613 I knew you'd be excited. 395 00:55:30,696 --> 00:55:37,413 So, if you'’re our Roosevelt, then who's your General Patton or you know, MacArthur? 396 00:55:37,747 --> 00:55:40,584 Mr Secretary of Defense, do you have any thoughts on this? 397 00:55:40,584 --> 00:55:43,212 Send her. 398 00:55:44,338 --> 00:55:47,092 - Me? - Hey, you're the miracle worker. 399 00:55:47,259 --> 00:55:50,137 Apparently you dodge bullet too 400 00:55:50,346 --> 00:55:53,476 - I wouldn't know.. - What to wear? You'll think of something 401 00:55:53,560 --> 00:55:56,854 - You always do. - Madam President, 402 00:55:56,979 --> 00:55:58,799 ready to face the music? 403 00:56:27,267 --> 00:56:31,105 It's the space Nazis! 404 00:56:49,253 --> 00:56:52,841 Take us upstate. We need to go back to the Moon. 405 00:56:52,924 --> 00:56:56,512 We? No, no, no! See? We rhymes with me. And I ain't going. 406 00:56:56,595 --> 00:56:59,849 - You don't get it! They have the Götterdämmerung on the Moon. - I couldn't give a good goddamn what they have up there. 407 00:56:59,933 --> 00:57:03,396 - I'm not going back to that place. No way! - You want to look like that for the rest of your life? 408 00:57:03,479 --> 00:57:06,274 Oh great, now this is my fault. 409 00:57:08,068 --> 00:57:12,615 - Let me in. Let me in. - I'm no hero, James. 410 00:57:13,200 --> 00:57:15,202 I need you. 411 00:57:56,086 --> 00:57:58,506 Do you know how to drive this thing? 412 00:57:59,507 --> 00:58:03,888 Well. Can't be any different than playing 'Wing Commander' 413 00:58:03,930 --> 00:58:06,641 Let's try.. 414 00:58:32,757 --> 00:58:36,804 I swear we do not have nothing on the Moon 415 00:58:36,887 --> 00:58:38,848 - Japan? - It is not ours. 416 00:58:38,890 --> 00:58:40,600 - China? - It is not us. 417 00:58:40,642 --> 00:58:42,686 It's bloody well not ours 418 00:58:42,728 --> 00:58:46,483 - I confess! - Yes, North Korea? Confess to what? 419 00:58:46,608 --> 00:58:49,320 The spaceships are ours. 420 00:58:49,820 --> 00:58:54,827 Our beloved leader designed and build them himself 421 00:59:01,210 --> 00:59:06,049 - What is so funny? - All right, North Korea. Sit down. 422 00:59:19,274 --> 00:59:24,113 - So, it was you India, I knew that! - No, no, no! That is a sign of peace! 423 00:59:24,197 --> 00:59:27,492 - This is a sign of peace! This is a sign of peace! - Just cut it out, you morons! 424 00:59:27,576 --> 00:59:32,958 These thugs are Nazis and I mean the real McCoy. 425 00:59:33,166 --> 00:59:36,337 They have been hiding on the moon just waiting to pounce. 426 00:59:36,462 --> 00:59:40,133 Now my question is, what are y'all planning to about it? 427 00:59:40,217 --> 00:59:43,512 'Cause we just happen to have a little something up our own sleeve. 428 00:59:43,596 --> 00:59:46,808 And I'm sure that you'll be thankful for it. 429 00:59:46,892 --> 00:59:53,191 May I present you with the Mars exploration ship, The USS George W. Bush. 430 00:59:57,739 --> 01:00:00,742 Good work, take it to Officer Tyler, please. 431 01:00:03,996 --> 01:00:07,542 This is trajectory, what's our status on the orbit window? 432 01:00:08,001 --> 01:00:10,254 Commander on deck! 433 01:00:21,185 --> 01:00:25,398 The hostile fleet have launched a full scale aerial attack against the United States. 434 01:00:25,482 --> 01:00:30,696 These Zeppelins appear to be carriers and they are operating fully within the thermosphere. 435 01:00:30,738 --> 01:00:35,744 Each of them approximately carrying 200 enemy vessel and are extremely... 436 01:00:36,495 --> 01:00:39,791 Hell hath no fury, Mr. Adler. 437 01:00:40,000 --> 01:00:43,921 Alright kiddies, let's get this show on the road. 438 01:00:53,517 --> 01:00:56,812 Vivian, you look great. How is it going up there? 439 01:00:56,896 --> 01:00:59,023 Madam President, I couldn't be better. 440 01:00:59,107 --> 01:01:01,860 I am packing dozen of mega tonnes of nuclear warheads 441 01:01:01,902 --> 01:01:05,698 which I am going to carefully place up Klaus's kraut ass 442 01:01:05,740 --> 01:01:09,703 - just as soon as I get him in my sights. - Carry on, kick butt! 443 01:01:09,745 --> 01:01:11,956 Let them see what that baby can do! 444 01:01:45,665 --> 01:01:50,171 ...working at optimum capacity. Ammo consumption within tolerance. 445 01:02:04,272 --> 01:02:09,695 We're coming under extremely heavy fire. We gonna need the reinforcement right now. 446 01:02:12,157 --> 01:02:13,825 What the hell is the meaning of this? 447 01:02:13,909 --> 01:02:16,954 Good day mates. This is Australian ship, Dundee 01. Ready to kick ass. 448 01:02:17,830 --> 01:02:20,041 Spitfire reporting in. 449 01:02:20,125 --> 01:02:22,753 Hang in there, W. Canada joining the battle. 450 01:02:22,795 --> 01:02:26,258 It's a direct violation of international space treaty that 451 01:02:26,258 --> 01:02:27,759 you all signed, every single one of you! 452 01:02:27,926 --> 01:02:30,346 MIR joining the battles. 453 01:02:34,101 --> 01:02:36,812 That is supposed to be destroyed! 454 01:02:36,854 --> 01:02:41,902 This is an outrage, you're all liars, just like my ex ex-husband. 455 01:02:42,444 --> 01:02:46,867 - Come down lady, come down. - Don't you lady me, Pinko! 456 01:02:46,908 --> 01:02:49,328 Okay who didn't arm their spaceships? 457 01:02:49,912 --> 01:02:54,042 Oh, great, great. That is just great! 458 01:02:54,126 --> 01:02:56,879 - You all gave me your word! - But you broke yours! 459 01:02:56,963 --> 01:02:59,382 We always break ours, that's just what we do. 460 01:02:59,466 --> 01:03:02,094 Okay, fine, fine, fine! 461 01:03:02,136 --> 01:03:06,600 Let's just beat the shit out of this pricks and talk about the details later. 462 01:04:37,171 --> 01:04:39,424 This is beautiful. 463 01:04:49,395 --> 01:04:53,859 - Where the hell are we going? - To the Götterdämmerung. 464 01:04:53,984 --> 01:04:56,821 I think Klaus will be there. 465 01:05:05,749 --> 01:05:08,627 What did you think of that, Herr Adler? 466 01:05:08,877 --> 01:05:11,130 Alright, what about this moon business? 467 01:05:11,255 --> 01:05:15,010 What do you say we head on over and slap them around a bit? 468 01:05:15,678 --> 01:05:19,808 Klaus, baby I coming to get ya'. 469 01:06:10,788 --> 01:06:15,502 - What the hell is this place? - This is the Götterdämmerung. 470 01:06:15,586 --> 01:06:17,630 It will liberate the earth. 471 01:06:17,714 --> 01:06:20,634 Actually, 472 01:06:21,051 --> 01:06:24,555 it's the biggest war machine ever created by man. 473 01:06:29,311 --> 01:06:34,151 - This is the bridge. That's where I'm going. - I need to find your father, so... 474 01:06:34,234 --> 01:06:39,074 - Where do you think he at? - I think you will find him over there 475 01:06:39,199 --> 01:06:42,244 Try to sneak in, and please paralyze the engines. 476 01:06:42,578 --> 01:06:48,043 - Or otherwise the earth is destroyed. - Note to self, paralyze the engine. Got it. 477 01:06:49,962 --> 01:06:52,465 Oh! No, no no. You be careful 478 01:06:52,507 --> 01:06:55,010 - I mean, you know... - What? 479 01:06:55,135 --> 01:06:58,681 - Because you like me. - Right... 480 01:06:58,848 --> 01:07:01,393 Oh, come on, a little. I mean... 481 01:07:06,316 --> 01:07:08,777 You like me.... 482 01:07:26,132 --> 01:07:29,762 We have a visual on the Nazi fortress, commander. 483 01:07:31,931 --> 01:07:35,227 Obvious and overstated as usual, Klaus. 484 01:07:35,352 --> 01:07:38,356 Alright, everyone, let's get those nukes in action. 485 01:07:38,523 --> 01:07:41,777 - I'm declaring this fortress a free-fire-zone. - But Commander, there are women and children down there. 486 01:07:41,860 --> 01:07:46,116 The United States of America does not negotiate with terrorists. 487 01:07:51,497 --> 01:07:54,543 - Prime warheads on secondary armament. - Roger that. 488 01:07:54,668 --> 01:07:58,923 - Prepare all available ordinance for ground bombardment. - Fire the fucking nukes! 489 01:08:01,009 --> 01:08:03,220 Nukes away. 490 01:08:39,724 --> 01:08:41,977 Job well done. 491 01:09:25,240 --> 01:09:27,868 Remember me? 492 01:09:28,160 --> 01:09:32,123 The Moon spook you turned into a snowflake. 493 01:10:06,207 --> 01:10:08,961 Oh shit, it's alive. 494 01:10:38,373 --> 01:10:43,087 He must have the smallest dick in the universe. 495 01:10:50,012 --> 01:10:53,016 Time... 496 01:10:55,895 --> 01:10:58,273 to fuck back. 497 01:11:11,956 --> 01:11:19,299 Everyone, take positions around this fat phallus and wait for my command to open fire. 498 01:11:25,682 --> 01:11:29,478 - Offensive run confirmed. - Let her rip. 499 01:16:45,123 --> 01:16:48,961 - Washington, do you hear me? Washington? - Renate, was that you? 500 01:16:49,086 --> 01:16:52,416 - You need to shut down the engine. - I'm working on it. 501 01:19:06,967 --> 01:19:09,303 Congratulations. 502 01:19:10,137 --> 01:19:12,515 High five. 503 01:19:14,393 --> 01:19:17,146 Well, that was disappointing. 504 01:19:20,776 --> 01:19:24,280 Do you think he suffered? Even just a little? 505 01:19:24,405 --> 01:19:30,538 Vivian, I knew you could do it. You're foxy and salacious, all the way. Congratulations. 506 01:19:30,830 --> 01:19:34,293 - What's Helium-3? - Helium. 507 01:19:34,376 --> 01:19:36,170 Did you say Helium-3? 508 01:19:36,295 --> 01:19:40,926 Yes, there is like about 15 to 20 giant towers that appear to be full of this stuff. 509 01:19:41,051 --> 01:19:43,638 - That's ours. - It is? Why? 510 01:19:43,721 --> 01:19:49,979 Helium-3 would make the U.S. independent of all energy needs for the next thousand years. 511 01:19:50,021 --> 01:19:52,899 Yes, it's ours. 512 01:19:53,024 --> 01:19:55,986 No, no, no. Hear me out. Hear me out. 513 01:19:56,070 --> 01:19:59,616 The moon is American soil. Moon flag, star and stripes. 514 01:19:59,741 --> 01:20:02,202 Who beat the Moon Nazis? We did. 515 01:20:02,328 --> 01:20:06,875 Well, yeah yeah, alright, you helped out here and there, but ultimately it's just like World War II ... 516 01:20:06,958 --> 01:20:08,961 and who won that? We did 517 01:20:09,086 --> 01:20:12,298 - You lie. - You don't believe me? 518 01:20:12,382 --> 01:20:15,594 Watch the movies. Movies don't lie. 519 01:20:15,719 --> 01:20:18,473 Not the shoe, Jesus. 520 01:20:18,598 --> 01:20:21,226 Vivian, this is the Secretary of Defense. 521 01:20:21,351 --> 01:20:25,148 - Defend and hold that Helium-3 at all costs. - But against who? 522 01:20:25,273 --> 01:20:27,901 Against everybody! 523 01:22:50,329 --> 01:22:56,087 Unfortunately that's the story of revenge. It's messy. 524 01:22:56,170 --> 01:22:59,883 Never really works out the way you wanted to. 525 01:23:01,260 --> 01:23:03,596 I feel lonely. 526 01:23:04,555 --> 01:23:08,602 The eternal love of God, the love of God into our hearts, or we will burn... 527 01:23:08,727 --> 01:23:13,024 burn in hell, burning in eternal damnation. 528 01:23:13,149 --> 01:23:15,277 Renate. 529 01:23:17,530 --> 01:23:19,908 Washington. 530 01:23:32,507 --> 01:23:35,970 You're alive! You are alive! 531 01:23:36,095 --> 01:23:40,851 It's okay. It's okay. It's okay. 532 01:23:47,609 --> 01:23:50,905 And you are the way you're meant to be. 533 01:24:01,627 --> 01:24:06,508 Are you aware that you are kissing a black man? 534 01:24:12,307 --> 01:24:18,022 I guess we have a lot of work cut out for us. 534 01:24:19,305 --> 01:25:19,925 Please rate this subtitle at www.osdb.link/kytt Help other users to choose the best subtitles