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Liberty, this is control.
Requesting lunar orbit statis.
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Control, this is Liberty.
Touch down in t-minus 20 and counting.
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Approaching Terminator line.
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Roger that,
be advised radio static on the com.
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Roger that 710....
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Landing vector approved....
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Landing coordinates Delta
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LZ Seven, three, eleven.
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Looking good. Landing vector optimum.
Touch down in t-minus 12
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11, 10, 9 ...
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8, 7, 6 ...
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5, 4, 3 ...
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2, 1.
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Now lets, uh, drop the banners.
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- All set.
- Must we?
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- The Eagle has landed baby.
- Please, keep that fool off the main frequency.
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Are getting a reading on
your end too, Captain Sanders?
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Mission control I can confirm
vast quantities of Helium-3.
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- The readings are even stronger this way.
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- What? You're breaking up, please be
adviced you may be nearing a meteor shower...
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Adjust communica....
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No fucking way!
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Hey Sand, what you doin' with that thing
hopping around over there?
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I thought you were suppose to
be taking some photos of me?
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- Washington, have you got a visual on ...
- What was that, Houston?
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- Hey Washington, it's Helium-3.
- What?
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It's a Helium-3 mine. Get over here!
Hey there's something over here you need to see.
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No, Sanders! Sanders!
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Oh God!
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Houston! Houston! Son-of-a-bitch.
I need to get out of here.
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I must be trippin'.
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In English, now.
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Where are we from?
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- Siegfried.
- The earth.
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and when did we leave?
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- Brunhilda.
- 1945.
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- And where did we go?
- The dark side of the moon.
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Brilliant.
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Don't try to play dumb with me.
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It was your bad idea to send
those idiots to the moon.
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- Talk about disaster.
- Um, not to be the contrarian Madam President
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but I'm pretty sure it was your idea.
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It was my great idea had they succeeded,
now it's your stupid idea. Got it?
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I didn't hire you for stupid ideas.
I hire you because of your Midas touch.
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Now my approval ratings are in the toilet
and that election is just weeks away.
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You dropped the ball, Vivian.
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Now, I need a miracle.
Get me a miracle.
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Actually how was sending those two astronauts
to the moon suppose to getting me re-elected? Exactly?
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We haven’t been to the moon for 50 years.
One of them was black.
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- Thought it would look good.
- Look good how?
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Like I said, one of them was black.
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Just think of the opportunity we wasted years
ago with that errand boy, Powell, Alan Powell?
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- Colin Powell.
- That was close.
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- And where are you going?
- The UN, to do my job.
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The Great Dictator
by Charlie Chaplin.
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It is one of the world
famous short films.
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which illustrates in just ten minutes,
his wish that one day, the entire world
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would be held in the great
Führer's wise and gentle hands.
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- Any questions?
- I have a question.
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In my classroom we adhere to a strictly
formal manner in addressing one another.
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To what do we owe the
honor of this visit?
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We capture an earthling.
Your expertise is required.
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No, no no.
I love me some sauerkraut.
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And Volkswagen.
Huh...Farfignugen.
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Hay...German words, right.
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You know, it's as if, where I come from,
we speak German too. You know what I'm sayin'.
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Damn. Your gonna be sorry
you did that white boy.
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You are a knock-out.
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How do I get out of here?
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Thanks lady.
Have a nice day.
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No, Mr. Subhuman.
This is the air lock.
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No.
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You might wanna cover up a bit.
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All good?
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No, no no. I wouldn't do that if I was you.
Listen to me, listen to me.
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I know a lot of important people.
They're very important people.
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I even know the President of
the United States of America.
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Now now, if you kill me, then that's
just a really fucked up situation.
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You know the president of the
United States of the Americas?
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Thanks homie.
I talk to you later baby.
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Question, what is this apparatus?
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Look man, how would I know?
I'm just model.
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- A model what? Citizen?
- No man, a model model.
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Damn, what's wrong with you two?
You blind or something? Shit.
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- I'm pretty.
- Are you part of the shock
troops before the invasion?
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Invasion? Man,
you all must be tripping.
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What is your mission?
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Look dude, I just follow the paycheck,
you know what I'm saying?
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- What is this device?
- Oh, that's my kick-ass cellphone.
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- and a computer.
- What?
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That is not a computer.
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This is a computer.
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No man.
Dat's ancient history, homie.
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I am telling you once again..
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One moment we received conformation that
the ship had landed successfully on the moon.
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The next, all communications stopped.
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- As though it had simply vanished.
- Or you're hiding something from us?
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Yeah, we are hiding something
on the dark side of the moon.
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I still find very difficult to believe
that entire purpose of the mission
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was to promote your presidents re-election.
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Well, believe what you like,
we had mere senators spend
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hundred-of-millions on campaigns
to get elected to dog-shit posts.
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But Mr. Secretary, the expenses
involved this time only makes sense
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if there was a military purpose.
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Okay, lets get this clear.
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The United States has no
military activity on the moon.
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What about natural resources activity?
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We know how the U.S. sometimes
mixes the two up.
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Is there any chance that you are
looking for Helium-3 up there?
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Helium-3?
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You just made that up, didn't you?
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That's so silly.
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I assume these are just preliminary idea?
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Sir, we have a very small delivery window.
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- Sir?
- Yes, sir.
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Ma'am, and this is all.
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Anyone who is not the head of
a department, should leave.
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You idiots.
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You morons!
That's an insult to morons.
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What is this shit?
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I have a meeting with the President of
the United fucking States of America
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tomorrow fucking morning.
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Not with the President
of fucking Zambia.
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Not with the President of the
fucking Janitor's Union.
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But with the president of the fucking country which
you just happen to be living in at the fucking moment.
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You pieces of hellacious shit.
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What am I suppose to tell her?
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That my employees
are not intelligent enough...
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to be fucking morons?
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Are you willing to work with the Führer ...
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in the name of the fatherland,
stand behind the Wehrmacht.
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This decision does not resolve all of us ...
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Thank you.
Thought my ears were gonna bleed.
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You're welcome.
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May I ask what you name is?
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Washington.
James Washington.
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- What yours?
- Renate Richter.
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It is a pleasure to meet you, Washington.
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James Washington.
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What's wrong with your skin?
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Come on now, please.
You have met a brother before, right?
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- No, I'm an only child.
- No, I didn't mean like that.
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I meant a black man.
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No and this continues to confuse me
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because you are much blacker
when I first encountered you.
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Okay girl, look.
Either I'm black or you're blind.
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Look, what is going to happen to me? I mean,
what's with this guy that keeps sticking needles in me?
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- What about that angry dude?
- My father's sticking needles into you?
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That freaking scientist guy?
That's your dad?
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And what about you know....
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Mr. Nachrichtenübermittlungs-Oberführer Adler?
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- I'm sorry, what?
- Klaus Adler.
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He's going to be
the next Führer.
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And my husband.
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What, did you lose a bet
or something? I mean...
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Lucky you.
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Actually, lucky him.
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I shouldn't even be here.
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Whoa, Whoa, Whoa.
Now, you can not leave me tied up like this.
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- Please do me a favor.
- What?
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- Play a Nazi.
- Well, if I don't?
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- They will eliminate you.
- Oh great.
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Is there a different radio station?
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With the upcoming war ...
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Okay, Mini-Manuel.
Hey man, I don't like the look of this.
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With the prisoner now being one of us,
we will go down to the earth.
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He will help us to find
more telephone computers.
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Return, and then get the
Götterdämmerung flying.
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- You smell that?
- No. We don’t have time to waste.
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Take me to that president of yours.
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What? The President?
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Come on man, I thought you want me to
take you to the Mac store or something.
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You said that you would know the President
of these United States of the Americas.
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Right, of course.
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That President.
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May I meet this President too?
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Hey, Miss Richter.
Welcome to my planet.
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- Get the hell outta my property.
- You better get outta here.
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Whoa, whoa whoa whoa.
Now, hold on there Boss man.
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That may not be the sharpest move.
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Look, look.
I'll tell you what.
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Let me go talk to the brothers. All right?
They know me, you know. I'm one of them.
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Are you with me?
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Yeah, now you're talking. Alright.
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Now.
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I'm serious. You don't know how good it is to see
you all man. It's like little Africa up in this bitch.
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Come on people.
You all know me. I know you do.
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Washington.
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00:32:33,900 --> 00:32:38,600
That ain't one of you'alls, is it? Because ah...
Look man, you ain't got to bring that shit out.
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Look man, it's all good.
Look, I'm a peace loving brother, man.
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00:32:41,200 --> 00:32:42,400
Fuck it, man.
Yo! Yo!
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- Are you alright?
186b
00:32:51,900 --> 00:32:54,000
- Do I fucking look alright to you,
Miss crazy fucking Nazi?
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00:32:55,300 --> 00:32:57,900
I mean,
what the hell just happen?
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You know...
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Oh no mother-effin way!
191
00:33:16,500 --> 00:33:18,600
What did you sick
sons-a-bitches do to me?
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- I should've told you.
- What? That I look like a fuckin' polar bear?
193
00:33:23,300 --> 00:33:27,300
You know what? You two really, really
know how to fuck up a guys Christmas.
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Quite, you fool!
What is wrong with you?
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We made you Aryan,
you're one of us now.
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- You should be thanking us.
- Thanking you?
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What I should have done is let those
brothers come here with their size 15s
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and put a foot so far up your ass,
you can taste the toe nails for 2 fucking weeks.
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Klaus!
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Bring me to your leader,
James Washington.
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Hey, what the fuck?
Excuse me.
202
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Get your fuckin' hands off me,
you mother...
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- Is she your boss?
- Yeah, she's the big cheese.
204
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- And she knows the president?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah. They real tight.
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Oh, Come on.
206
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You fuckin' animal.
Do you know who I am? Huh? Do you?
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You just kidnapped the wrong woman.
The wrong fucking woman.
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Oh yeah. I hope your having a good time.
I'm gonna kick your fuckin' ass.
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Excellent.
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My turn.
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I am Commander Klaus Adler of the 4th Reich.
We are based on the moon.
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I'm told you know the president of
these United States of the Americas.
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You will take us to that
President, because ...
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- I have a very special present for him.
- Him?
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Well he'll loved that.
He just loves presents.
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As soon as my mission is accomplished.
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The Nazi invading forces will be
called in under my directions
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and we will end the good times
for the bad people.
219
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And just how do you propose to do that?
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- We'll simply eliminate them.
- What?
221
00:35:35,400 --> 00:35:39,900
- Sorry, that is not what we are told.
- Renate, I don't think that you ...
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Yeah. Why not?
223
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Why don't you tell you this fräulein why we're here.
Just like you keep telling your pupils.
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I would love to do that.
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You see...
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the National Socialist Party is
the people's party, nothing more.
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We wish to return to earth with
our message of peace and unity,
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love through virtue
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and kindness, for example.
230
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We are healthy,
in mind and body.
231
00:36:18,400 --> 00:36:22,300
Our spirits are brave and true.
232
00:36:22,600 --> 00:36:28,100
And we achieve because we are strong,
and disciplined in our cause.
233
00:36:29,200 --> 00:36:32,000
There's simply no belief
that can match ours.
234
00:36:32,200 --> 00:36:38,200
Because peace and unity is the gift
we bring to all mankind.
235
00:36:39,700 --> 00:36:44,400
- What you and all earthlings need to know ...
- Yeah, yeah. I get it.
236
00:36:47,100 --> 00:36:48,900
This is good.
237
00:36:50,300 --> 00:36:52,400
This is gonna work.
238
00:36:53,600 --> 00:36:56,800
You, I need.
239
00:36:57,700 --> 00:36:59,700
And you ...
240
00:37:00,400 --> 00:37:02,400
I want.
241
00:37:02,700 --> 00:37:06,500
Alright, let's go meet the president.
242
00:37:28,100 --> 00:37:30,300
Madam President ...
243
00:37:31,000 --> 00:37:33,800
Here is the miracle
you asked for.
244
00:37:53,500 --> 00:37:57,700
- Who is this man?
- He will lead the campaign troops.
245
00:38:06,700 --> 00:38:10,000
Renate, please ...
246
00:38:15,000 --> 00:38:16,800
This is very simple.
247
00:38:17,400 --> 00:38:19,100
The world is sick ...
248
00:38:20,100 --> 00:38:22,500
but we are the doctors.
249
00:38:23,000 --> 00:38:27,300
The world is anemic,
and we are the vitamin.
250
00:38:27,600 --> 00:38:31,000
The world is weary,
but we are the strength.
251
00:38:31,400 --> 00:38:35,200
We are here
to make the world healthy once again.
252
00:38:35,400 --> 00:38:37,800
With hard work ...
253
00:38:38,000 --> 00:38:43,100
with honesty, with clarity,
with decency.
254
00:38:43,500 --> 00:38:51,200
We are the product of loving
mothers and brave fathers.
255
00:38:52,100 --> 00:38:57,400
We are the embodiment
of love and bravery.
256
00:38:57,700 --> 00:39:03,300
We are the gift of both
God and science.
257
00:39:03,700 --> 00:39:07,300
We are the answer to the question.
258
00:39:07,600 --> 00:39:12,600
We are the promise
delivered to all mankind.
259
00:39:13,400 --> 00:39:17,600
For that we raise our hand,
to one nation.
260
00:39:18,000 --> 00:39:20,100
We step to the beat of one drum
261
00:39:20,300 --> 00:39:24,500
....of this world.
262
00:39:24,800 --> 00:39:28,600
We are the people with the
children on our shoulders.
263
00:39:28,700 --> 00:39:33,600
In the same way as our fathers
carried us and their fathers before them.
264
00:39:34,000 --> 00:39:38,000
We are the one people,
united and strong.
265
00:39:38,200 --> 00:39:43,800
We are the one people with certainty.
Moral certainty.
266
00:39:44,200 --> 00:39:48,900
We are invincible
and we have no fear.
267
00:39:49,900 --> 00:39:55,800
Because the truth makes us one.
268
00:40:11,200 --> 00:40:15,000
Hey! The moon Nazis are coming.
What's wrong with you people, can't you see?
269
00:40:15,300 --> 00:40:17,200
Look, I've been there.
I'm telling you.
270
00:40:17,400 --> 00:40:22,400
They have all this moon base, they got this whole
like space thing goin' on, and they comin' to take over.
271
00:40:22,700 --> 00:40:25,400
Oh, you never listen to this right?
Listen now cuz they comin, they comin'.
272
00:40:25,600 --> 00:40:31,000
They coming to get us all.
Why ain't you guys listenin' to me? I mean ...
273
00:40:33,600 --> 00:40:35,500
Renate.
274
00:40:35,700 --> 00:40:38,100
Washington.
James Washington.
275
00:40:38,300 --> 00:40:41,200
I'm so glad to see you alive.
276
00:40:41,400 --> 00:40:45,100
Look, I got one. This the bitch that
made me white as a fuckin' snowflake.
277
00:40:45,300 --> 00:40:47,900
Come on people, help me.
278
00:40:57,700 --> 00:40:59,900
Help me.
279
00:41:00,400 --> 00:41:02,900
I saved your life.
280
00:41:06,500 --> 00:41:11,400
So, you are a formerly dead, black model ...
281
00:41:11,700 --> 00:41:15,400
who's now suddenly
a living white hobo ...
282
00:41:15,600 --> 00:41:19,400
after spending a weekend
on the moon. Is that correct?
283
00:41:19,700 --> 00:41:23,300
- Yes, that's correct.
- Huh. So I was listening.
284
00:41:23,500 --> 00:41:29,600
And ah you, are Neil Armstrong after the
sex change operation. Is this correct?
285
00:41:30,000 --> 00:41:33,600
No, that is not correct.
You were not listening at all.
286
00:41:33,800 --> 00:41:36,300
My name is Richter.
Renate Richter.
287
00:41:36,500 --> 00:41:41,500
And I tried to save this man life and
I think he's stupid, childish and ungrateful.
288
00:41:41,800 --> 00:41:47,800
Okay. Ask Miss Moon-Nazi here, was I,
or was I not, on the dark side of the moon.
289
00:41:49,600 --> 00:41:53,200
Yes, Mr. Washington, James Washington
was on the dark side of the moon.
290
00:41:53,300 --> 00:41:55,600
There, what did I tell you.
291
00:41:55,700 --> 00:42:00,400
I am black, but now I'm white. I went to
the dark side of the moon, but I'm now back.
292
00:42:00,600 --> 00:42:03,100
And the Nazis are coming to kill us all.
293
00:42:03,200 --> 00:42:07,500
And you guys are going to be so sorry
that you didn't listened to me.
294
00:42:11,000 --> 00:42:15,600
Mr. Washington James.
Why are you so upset and so angry?
295
00:42:15,900 --> 00:42:19,000
- Get lost.
- But I do not understand.
296
00:42:19,300 --> 00:42:21,700
I mean, we made you white.
297
00:42:21,800 --> 00:42:25,400
We taught you the National Socialist
message about peace and unity.
298
00:42:25,600 --> 00:42:29,000
You people have robbed me of everything.
299
00:42:29,300 --> 00:42:32,000
My race, my identity, my career.
300
00:42:32,100 --> 00:42:36,100
And I'm beginning to think my flippin' mind too.
I mean just everything.
301
00:42:36,800 --> 00:42:38,800
Do you know this?
302
00:42:39,700 --> 00:42:40,600
Yes.
303
00:42:43,500 --> 00:42:44,900
Come on.
304
00:42:45,100 --> 00:42:49,100
Come on in. I will explain it to you.
Then you will understand.
305
00:42:51,600 --> 00:42:55,300
You are one strange broad.
I will give you that.
306
00:42:55,700 --> 00:42:57,800
Oh you know you're buyin' popcorn, right?
307
00:43:04,100 --> 00:43:06,600
Man, that was bullshit.
308
00:43:13,900 --> 00:43:15,900
It was ...
309
00:43:16,400 --> 00:43:21,400
- It was so long.
- Yeah. They coulda edited it down a bit.
310
00:43:22,000 --> 00:43:25,100
He was mocking the Führer.
311
00:43:25,300 --> 00:43:29,100
I'm getting a sense there's a lot
about Nazis you don't know.
312
00:43:29,600 --> 00:43:33,700
- But I am a Nazi.
- Yeah, yeah, I know but you're not like...
313
00:43:33,900 --> 00:43:38,900
Well like them.
A bunch of stupid bullies.
314
00:43:39,500 --> 00:43:43,000
No, I'm sure, they're good boys.
315
00:43:43,200 --> 00:43:45,100
and loyal to the Reich,
and their mothers.
316
00:43:45,300 --> 00:43:48,500
Look, they are wearing the symbol of love.
317
00:43:48,600 --> 00:43:50,600
- The swastika?
- Yeah.
318
00:43:51,400 --> 00:43:53,400
Never heard it called that before.
319
00:43:53,600 --> 00:43:56,800
No, no.
No, no no no no. You just...
320
00:44:03,500 --> 00:44:07,500
What we got here, blond hair,
blue eyes, nice rack.
321
00:44:07,600 --> 00:44:09,700
Even Hitler would get a hard-on.
322
00:44:11,300 --> 00:44:15,900
- Look guys, we don't want any trouble.
- Why don't you get lost hobo.
323
00:44:16,200 --> 00:44:18,400
- Look, I got the funniest story to tell you.
Your not gonna believe this..
324
00:44:18,700 --> 00:44:20,400
- Stop that, that is enough.
325
00:44:23,400 --> 00:44:26,300
What she needs is a good war.
326
00:44:26,600 --> 00:44:29,900
A war always make the president popular.
327
00:44:30,100 --> 00:44:34,600
Well, I might be able to help her out there.
328
00:44:36,200 --> 00:44:38,200
How do you mean?
329
00:44:38,500 --> 00:44:42,300
One word from me, and the
invasion from the moon begins.
330
00:44:47,000 --> 00:44:50,400
- You never break character do you?
- No.
331
00:44:51,400 --> 00:44:53,700
I can never be broken.
332
00:44:54,500 --> 00:44:57,600
- You smell so good.
- The time has come.
333
00:44:59,800 --> 00:45:02,100
I show you my plans.
334
00:45:02,400 --> 00:45:04,900
Come back here.
335
00:45:12,800 --> 00:45:15,000
Look, look.
I've mapped out some things.
336
00:45:15,500 --> 00:45:17,900
Oh big fella.
337
00:45:18,100 --> 00:45:20,500
All work and no play?
338
00:45:26,000 --> 00:45:29,700
Now listen, do you think
if I asphyxiate the president ...
339
00:45:30,000 --> 00:45:32,700
will the troops stand in line with us?
340
00:45:34,300 --> 00:45:38,200
That's when I will order the moon invasion.
341
00:45:38,500 --> 00:45:41,300
It will be choirless bloodshed.
342
00:45:41,900 --> 00:45:46,100
After I eliminate the moon Führer, of course.
343
00:45:56,800 --> 00:46:00,300
Klaus Adler.
344
00:46:16,000 --> 00:46:21,500
So Klaus, is the clown joining us?
345
00:46:22,700 --> 00:46:25,100
What, did you all buy tickets?
346
00:46:27,800 --> 00:46:31,700
Okay, so, do you want to
introduce me to your friends.
347
00:46:32,900 --> 00:46:36,500
Get your hooks off me
you crystal noob piece-of-shit.
348
00:46:37,500 --> 00:46:40,000
I can make this worth your while.
Just please, let me go.
346b
00:46:42,800 --> 00:46:44,400
Don't shoot!
349
00:48:12,100 --> 00:48:16,000
I need to tell you that I have
nothing to do with you or your plans.
350
00:48:16,200 --> 00:48:18,700
You Nazi piece-of-shit.
351
00:49:11,000 --> 00:49:13,955
He fell for the old
one last blow job offer.
352
00:49:16,400 --> 00:49:18,800
God, Nazis are stupid.
353
00:49:19,600 --> 00:49:22,200
I commend you on your marksmanship.
354
00:49:27,300 --> 00:49:32,200
Shame. She was such a nice girl.
Just have to kill her later.
355
00:49:33,700 --> 00:49:35,700
So, it was real?
356
00:49:35,900 --> 00:49:40,500
- All this time.
- Never doubt a Nazi, beautiful woman.
357
00:49:48,400 --> 00:49:51,200
Farwell, fasionista.
358
00:49:52,400 --> 00:49:55,100
I have a planet to conquer.
359
00:50:21,500 --> 00:50:22,300
I'll just...
360
00:50:24,200 --> 00:50:26,000
grab this.
361
00:50:26,900 --> 00:50:29,300
Bye.
362
00:50:30,700 --> 00:50:33,100
Good luck with the rest of your life.
363
00:50:34,800 --> 00:50:37,900
Un...be...fuckin...lievable.
364
00:54:10,000 --> 00:54:13,900
Thank you, Kelly. Moments ago,
New York has come under attack.
365
00:54:14,100 --> 00:54:19,400
Witnesses claim to have seen hundreds of UFO's
appearing suddenly over the city and opening fire.
366
00:54:20,200 --> 00:54:23,900
Billy get that. Get that.
Are you getting that?
367
00:54:24,100 --> 00:54:26,700
Kelly, the craft is at least 60 feet across.
368
00:54:26,900 --> 00:54:31,200
I'm seeing what appears to be weapons
of some-kind dangling down from the bottom.
369
00:54:31,500 --> 00:54:35,000
Oh my God. It's opening fire, it's opening fire.
I'm getting the hell out of here.
370
00:54:35,700 --> 00:54:39,900
There is little information.
But here's what we know at this time.
371
00:54:40,200 --> 00:54:44,100
- Ok, you see, the thing is, that Klaus...
- I know it was your doing.
372
00:54:45,500 --> 00:54:49,100
- It's wonderful.
- It's wonderful?
373
00:54:49,300 --> 00:54:52,100
It's brilliant.
I'm a wartime president now.
374
00:54:52,400 --> 00:54:55,100
All presidents who start war
in their first term
375
00:54:55,200 --> 00:54:58,500
always get re-elected. I thought I was
gonna have to bomb Australia or something.
376
00:54:59,100 --> 00:55:02,800
But no, you bring me real ...
377
00:55:03,500 --> 00:55:06,900
- Who are these guys anyway?
- Nazis.
378
00:55:07,600 --> 00:55:11,700
- From the moon.
- Real live Nazis?
379
00:55:11,900 --> 00:55:14,900
Holy shit, this just keeps
getting better and better.
380
00:55:15,100 --> 00:55:18,100
You're a miracle worker babe.
381
00:55:18,200 --> 00:55:22,900
They're the only guys we ever actually
managed to beat in a fair fight.
382
00:55:24,400 --> 00:55:27,700
I'm just like Franklin D. Roosevelt,
only you know I'm not a spastic.
383
00:55:28,000 --> 00:55:30,400
I knew you'd be excited.
384
00:55:30,600 --> 00:55:37,000
So, if you’re our Roosevelt, then who's your
General Patton or you know, MacArthur?
385
00:55:37,700 --> 00:55:40,400
Mr. Secretary of Defense.
Do you have any thoughts on this?
386
00:55:40,500 --> 00:55:43,000
Send her.
387
00:55:44,200 --> 00:55:46,900
- Me?
- Hey, you're the miracle worker.
388
00:55:47,200 --> 00:55:50,000
Apparently you dodge bullets too.
389
00:55:50,300 --> 00:55:54,200
- I wouldn't know..
- What to wear? You'll think of something. You always do.
390
00:55:54,400 --> 00:55:56,600
Madam President ...
391
00:55:56,800 --> 00:55:59,100
Ready to face the music?
392
00:56:27,200 --> 00:56:30,900
Escape the Nazis!
393
00:56:49,100 --> 00:56:52,500
Take us upstate.
We need to go back to the moon.
394
00:56:52,800 --> 00:56:56,300
We? No,no,no. See, we rhymes with me,
and I ain't goin'.
395
00:56:56,500 --> 00:56:58,880
You don't get it.
They have the Götterdämmerung on the moon.
391b
00:56:58,900 --> 00:56:59,800
I could give a good damn what they have.
396
00:56:59,900 --> 00:57:03,200
- I'm not going back to that place. No way.
- You want to look like that for the rest of your life?
397
00:57:03,400 --> 00:57:06,100
Oh great. Now this is my fault.
398
00:57:08,000 --> 00:57:12,400
-Let me in.
- I'm no hero, James.
399
00:57:13,100 --> 00:57:15,000
I need you.
400
00:57:56,000 --> 00:57:58,300
Do you know how
to drive this thing?
401
00:57:59,400 --> 00:58:03,600
Well, can't be any different
than playing 'wing commander'.
402
00:58:03,800 --> 00:58:06,400
Lets try ...
403
00:58:32,700 --> 00:58:36,600
I swear we do not have nothing on the moon.
404
00:58:36,800 --> 00:58:38,600
- Japan?
- It is not ours.
405
00:58:38,800 --> 00:58:40,400
- China?
- It is not us.
406
00:58:40,600 --> 00:58:42,500
It's bloody well not ours.
407
00:58:42,700 --> 00:58:46,300
- I confess
- Yes, North Korea? Confess to what?
408
00:58:46,500 --> 00:58:49,100
The spaceships are ours.
409
00:58:49,800 --> 00:58:54,600
Our beloved leader designed
and build them himself.
410
00:59:01,100 --> 00:59:05,700
- What is so funny?
- All right, North Korea. Sit down.
411
00:59:19,100 --> 00:59:23,800
- So it was you India, I knew that.
- No, no, no. That is a sign of peace.
412
00:59:24,100 --> 00:59:25,500
This is the sign of peace.
408b
00:59:25,550 --> 00:59:27,250
Just cut it out, you morons.
413
00:59:27,500 --> 00:59:32,700
These thugs are Nazis.
And I mean the real McCoy.
414
00:59:33,100 --> 00:59:36,100
They've been hidin' out on the moon
just waiting to pounce.
415
00:59:36,300 --> 00:59:39,900
Now my question is,
what do ya'll plan to do about it?
416
00:59:40,100 --> 00:59:43,300
Cuz we just happen to have a little
something up our own sleeve,
417
00:59:43,500 --> 00:59:46,600
and I'm sure,
they'll be thankful for it.
418
00:59:46,800 --> 00:59:52,800
May I present to you with the Mars exploration ship,
the USS George W. Bush.
419
00:59:57,700 --> 01:00:00,500
Good work, take it to Officer Tyler please.
420
01:00:03,900 --> 01:00:07,300
Trajectory, what's our status
on the orbit window?
421
01:00:07,900 --> 01:00:10,000
Commander on deck.
422
01:00:21,100 --> 01:00:25,100
The hostile fleet have launched a full scale
aerial attack against the United States.
423
01:00:25,400 --> 01:00:30,400
These Zeppelins appear to be carriers and they
are operating fully within the thermosphere.
424
01:00:30,700 --> 01:00:35,500
Each of them carry approximately 200
enemy vessels and are extremely...
425
01:00:36,400 --> 01:00:39,600
Hell hath no fury, Heir Adler.
426
01:00:39,900 --> 01:00:43,700
Alright kiddies.
Let's get this show on the road.
427
01:00:53,400 --> 01:00:56,600
Vivian, you look great.
How is it going up there?
428
01:00:56,700 --> 01:00:58,800
Madam President,
I couldn't be better.
429
01:00:58,900 --> 01:01:01,600
I am packing dozens of mega tons
of nuclear warheads
430
01:01:01,800 --> 01:01:05,400
which I am going to carefully
place up Klaus's kraut ass.
431
01:01:05,600 --> 01:01:09,400
- Just as soon I get him in my sights.
- Carry on. Kick butt.
432
01:01:09,600 --> 01:01:11,700
Let 'em see what that baby can do.
433
01:01:45,600 --> 01:01:49,900
Working at optimum capacity.
Ammo consumption within tolerance.
434
01:02:04,100 --> 01:02:09,300
We're coming under extremely heavy fire.
Were gonna need reinforcements right now.
435
01:02:12,000 --> 01:02:13,600
What the hell is the meaning of this?
436
01:02:13,800 --> 01:02:16,700
Good day mates. This is Australian ship,
Dundee 01. Ready to kick ass.
437
01:02:17,800 --> 01:02:19,900
Spitfire reporting in.
438
01:02:20,000 --> 01:02:22,600
Hang in there W.
Canada joining your battle.
439
01:02:22,700 --> 01:02:26,000
This is a direct violation of this nations'
space treaty that you all signed,
440
01:02:26,100 --> 01:02:27,500
every single one of you.
441
01:02:27,800 --> 01:02:30,200
MIR join in za battle.
442
01:02:34,000 --> 01:02:36,600
That is suppose to be destroyed.
443
01:02:36,700 --> 01:02:41,600
This is an outrage.
You're all liars, just like my ex ex-husband.
444
01:02:42,300 --> 01:02:46,500
- Come down lady, come down.
- Don't you lady me, Pinko.
445
01:02:46,800 --> 01:02:49,100
Okay, who didn't arm
their spaceships?
446
01:02:49,800 --> 01:02:53,700
Oh Great, great.
That's just great.
447
01:02:54,000 --> 01:02:56,600
- You all gave me your word.
- But you broke yours.
448
01:02:56,650 --> 01:02:59,100
We always break ours,
that's just what we do.
449
01:02:59,300 --> 01:03:01,800
Okay fine.
Fine, fine, fine, fine.
450
01:03:02,000 --> 01:03:06,300
Let just beat shit out of these pricks
and ah, talk about the details later.
451
01:04:37,000 --> 01:04:39,200
This is beautiful.
452
01:04:49,300 --> 01:04:53,500
- Where the hell are we goin'?
- To the Götterdämmerung.
453
01:04:53,800 --> 01:04:55,600
I think Klaus will be there.
454
01:05:05,700 --> 01:05:08,400
What did you think of that, Heir?
455
01:05:08,800 --> 01:05:10,900
Alright, what about this moon business.
456
01:05:11,200 --> 01:05:14,700
What do you say we head on over
and slap them around a bit.
457
01:05:15,600 --> 01:05:19,500
Klaus baby,
I coming to get ya'.
458
01:06:10,700 --> 01:06:15,200
- What the hell is this place?
- This is the Götterdämmerung.
459
01:06:15,500 --> 01:06:17,000
It will liberate the earth.
460
01:06:18,200 --> 01:06:19,300
Actually.
461
01:06:20,400 --> 01:06:24,300
It's the biggest war machine
ever created by man.
462
01:06:28,600 --> 01:06:33,800
- This is the bridge. That's where I'm going.
- I need to find your father, so...
463
01:06:34,100 --> 01:06:38,000
- where you think he at?
- I think you will find him over there.
464
01:06:38,200 --> 01:06:42,000
Try to sneak in,
and please paralyze the engines,
465
01:06:42,400 --> 01:06:47,700
- or otherwise the earth is destroyed.
- Note to self, paralyze engines. Got it.
466
01:06:48,000 --> 01:06:50,200
- Ok.
- Oh. No, no no no.
462b
01:06:50,520 --> 01:06:52,390
- What?
- You be careful.
467
01:06:52,400 --> 01:06:54,800
- I mean, you know, ah...
- What?
468
01:06:55,000 --> 01:06:58,400
- Because, well, you like me.
- Right...
469
01:06:58,700 --> 01:07:01,200
Oh, come on, a little.
470
01:07:06,200 --> 01:07:08,500
You like me.
471
01:07:26,000 --> 01:07:29,500
We have a visual on the
Nazi fortress, commander.
472
01:07:31,500 --> 01:07:35,000
Obvious and overstated
as usual, Klaus.
473
01:07:35,200 --> 01:07:37,300
Alright everyone,
let's get those nukes in action.
474
01:07:38,000 --> 01:07:41,500
- I'm declaring this fortress a free-fire-zone.
- But Commander, there are woman and children done there.
475
01:07:41,700 --> 01:07:45,800
The United States of America
does not negotiate with terrorists.
476
01:07:51,400 --> 01:07:54,300
- Prime warheads on secondary armament.
- Roger that.
477
01:07:54,500 --> 01:07:58,600
- Prepare all available ordinance for ground bombardment.
- Fire the fucking nukes.
478
01:08:00,900 --> 01:08:03,100
Nukes away.
479
01:08:39,600 --> 01:08:41,700
Job well done.
480
01:09:22,600 --> 01:09:23,700
Hey quack!
481
01:09:24,600 --> 01:09:25,650
Remember me?
482
01:09:28,100 --> 01:09:31,800
The moon spook you
turned into a snowflake.
483
01:10:06,100 --> 01:10:08,700
Oh shit,
it's alive.
484
01:10:38,300 --> 01:10:42,400
He sure must have the smallest
dick in the universe.
485
01:10:49,800 --> 01:10:52,700
Time...
486
01:10:55,800 --> 01:10:58,100
to fuck back.
487
01:11:11,800 --> 01:11:18,000
Everyone, take positions around this fat phallus
and wait for my command to open fire.
488
01:11:25,600 --> 01:11:29,200
- Offensive run confirmed.
- Let her rip.
483b
01:12:53,800 --> 01:12:54,500
Fuck it!
489
01:16:44,900 --> 01:16:48,700
- Washington, do you hear me? Washington.
- Renate. Was that you?
490
01:16:49,000 --> 01:16:51,200
- You need to shut down the engines.
- I'm working on it.
491
01:19:06,800 --> 01:19:08,100
Congratulations.
492
01:19:10,000 --> 01:19:12,200
High five.
493
01:19:14,200 --> 01:19:16,900
Well that was disappointing.
494
01:19:20,200 --> 01:19:23,900
Do you think he suffered?
Even just a little?
495
01:19:24,300 --> 01:19:30,100
Vivian, I knew you could do it. You're foxy
and salacious, all the way. Congratulations.
496
01:19:30,600 --> 01:19:33,900
- What's Helium-3?
- Helium.
497
01:19:34,300 --> 01:19:36,000
Did you say Helium-3?
498
01:19:36,200 --> 01:19:40,600
Yes, there like about 15 to 20 giant towers
that appear to be full of the stuff.
499
01:19:41,000 --> 01:19:43,400
- That's ours.
- It is? Why?
500
01:19:43,600 --> 01:19:49,600
Helium-3 will make the U.S. independent of all
energy needs for the next thousand years.
501
01:19:49,800 --> 01:19:52,600
Yes, it's ours.
502
01:19:53,600 --> 01:19:55,700
No, no no.
Hear me out. Hear me out.
503
01:19:56,000 --> 01:19:59,400
The moon is American soil.
Moon flag, star and stripes.
504
01:19:59,600 --> 01:20:01,900
Who beat the moon Nazis?
We did.
505
01:20:02,100 --> 01:20:06,500
Well, yeah yeah, alright, you help out here and there,
but ultimately it's just like World War II ...
506
01:20:06,800 --> 01:20:08,700
and who won that?
We did.
507
01:20:08,900 --> 01:20:12,000
- You lie.
- You don't believe me?
508
01:20:12,200 --> 01:20:15,300
Watch the movies.
Movies don't lie.
509
01:20:15,500 --> 01:20:18,200
Not the shoes, Jesus.
510
01:20:18,500 --> 01:20:21,000
Vivian, this is the Secretary of Defense.
511
01:20:21,200 --> 01:20:24,900
- Defend and hold that Helium-3 at all costs.
- But against who?
512
01:20:25,100 --> 01:20:27,600
Against everybody.
513
01:22:50,100 --> 01:22:55,700
Unfortunately that's the story of revenge.
It's messy.
514
01:22:56,100 --> 01:22:59,600
Never really works out
the way you want it to.
515
01:23:01,100 --> 01:23:03,400
I feel lonely.
516
01:23:04,400 --> 01:23:08,300
The eternal love of God, the love of God
into our hearts, or we will burn ...
517
01:23:08,600 --> 01:23:12,700
burn in hell,
burning in eternal damnation.
518
01:23:13,000 --> 01:23:15,000
Renate.
519
01:23:17,300 --> 01:23:19,600
Washington.
520
01:23:32,300 --> 01:23:35,600
You are alive.
521
01:23:36,000 --> 01:23:40,500
It's okay.
It's okay.
522
01:23:47,400 --> 01:23:50,600
And you are the way
you're meant to be.
523
01:24:02,870 --> 01:24:06,200
Are you aware that you are kissing a black man?
524
01:24:13,900 --> 01:24:17,600
I guess you have a lot of work cut out for you.
525
01:25:14,000 --> 01:25:17,600
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526
01:25:18,305 --> 01:25:24,275
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