1 00:00:08,584 --> 00:00:15,832 Sub synced and edited by: PEEAN91 2 00:00:17,000 --> 00:00:23,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 3 00:00:35,297 --> 00:00:38,040 It seem like only yesterday the party would go on forever 4 00:00:38,979 --> 00:00:43,510 but in just 12 short months the place known as America's Spring Break Capital 5 00:00:43,535 --> 00:00:45,535 has become a virtual ghost town. 6 00:00:47,513 --> 00:00:51,506 Who can forget the devastating attack on Lake Victoria that left scores of young 7 00:00:51,894 --> 00:00:54,528 people dead and a community in shocked and who 8 00:00:54,529 --> 00:00:56,714 could've guess that this hell on earth 9 00:00:56,739 --> 00:01:00,455 would be rocked by a species of Piranha believed to be 10 00:01:00,456 --> 00:01:02,684 extinct for the 2 million years 11 00:01:02,709 --> 00:01:07,673 A massive eradication program have left these waters once teeming with life 12 00:01:08,027 --> 00:01:13,233 silence and dead after a massive exorcist most property abandoned 13 00:01:13,234 --> 00:01:14,632 the local economy 14 00:01:16,134 --> 00:01:21,824 fell in ruins. Lake Victoria is now a quarantine area only weeds grow on 15 00:01:22,373 --> 00:01:27,033 beaches where thousand once soaked-up the sun and the only boats that remained 16 00:01:27,072 --> 00:01:29,855 are dusty relics littering the shoreline. 17 00:01:30,434 --> 00:01:34,878 As we look back from the anniversary of this tragic event, we left to wonder 18 00:01:34,878 --> 00:01:37,964 if it happened here can it happen again? 19 00:01:37,989 --> 00:01:41,468 and if so, where? 20 00:03:52,587 --> 00:03:54,587 I got my foot stuck 21 00:04:08,783 --> 00:04:10,537 -There she is right there -Is she dead? 22 00:04:23,314 --> 00:04:23,931 You got big 23 00:04:23,932 --> 00:04:26,397 Yeah, I took second place in gunning last year 24 00:04:30,301 --> 00:04:36,700 Oh hell, it something around its belly, find out whats going on down there 25 00:04:44,292 --> 00:04:46,292 There's something in there 26 00:04:53,980 --> 00:04:57,060 -Holy-fine-baby-shit -God-damn-piece-of-crap 27 00:04:57,085 --> 00:05:02,633 I got a lighter, that smell is awful 28 00:05:12,605 --> 00:05:14,605 That's just a gas you damn coward 29 00:05:26,981 --> 00:05:28,981 Shit! Shit! Shit! 30 00:05:38,714 --> 00:05:40,714 Get away 31 00:06:31,255 --> 00:06:34,124 Hey, it's time to get wet again 32 00:06:35,494 --> 00:06:38,196 Come on down, all my girls are hot and single 33 00:06:38,712 --> 00:06:40,988 and ready to party with someone like you 34 00:06:41,174 --> 00:06:43,337 -You! -Put her down boys 35 00:06:44,678 --> 00:06:47,524 So, if you want to cool off, come on down to the hottest hole in town 36 00:06:47,524 --> 00:06:50,664 3 words for you, THE BIG WET 37 00:06:51,940 --> 00:06:55,024 Remember double D's swims free 38 00:07:00,717 --> 00:07:03,333 -Oh boy, hold on. Shut it!, shut it! -Cut! 39 00:07:11,980 --> 00:07:13,839 -Hey! -Hai 40 00:07:14,655 --> 00:07:17,097 I've to cut some off the pass, here you go 41 00:07:17,237 --> 00:07:18,280 Keep them wet 42 00:07:19,351 --> 00:07:22,071 -and are you guys friends of someone -Maddy 43 00:07:23,149 --> 00:07:24,931 Get over here and give your step dad a hug 44 00:07:25,783 --> 00:07:28,142 Chet, tell me you did not fire our old 45 00:07:28,143 --> 00:07:30,985 life guards and replace them with strippers 46 00:07:31,795 --> 00:07:34,055 -Water-certified strippers -Really? 47 00:07:35,182 --> 00:07:36,281 -More than that pumpkin -Unbelievable 48 00:07:36,281 --> 00:07:38,936 Hey listen, before you sweet mother died God-bless her soul, 49 00:07:38,937 --> 00:07:41,432 she made me promised her to keep this water park running 50 00:07:41,433 --> 00:07:43,652 I am just going to make sure that I provide 51 00:07:43,652 --> 00:07:48,765 for you as well as she did, I'm your daddy now, we're so lucky to have each other 52 00:07:50,355 --> 00:07:53,322 Wow Chet sometimes I think you really believe whats coming out of your mouth 53 00:07:54,327 --> 00:07:57,305 Believe me doll, you're going to love this 54 00:07:59,216 --> 00:08:00,342 Adult pool? 55 00:08:05,600 --> 00:08:07,405 We are going to make BIG on this 56 00:08:13,937 --> 00:08:16,927 -What do you think? -I think this is very expensive joke 57 00:08:17,519 --> 00:08:20,632 World's first strip club in a water park, that's a stroke of genius 58 00:08:23,213 --> 00:08:23,922 No, no, no 59 00:08:23,923 --> 00:08:26,053 Oh, don't worry about that, we put a little bit of 60 00:08:26,054 --> 00:08:27,681 chlorine, sulfuric acid into the pool, 61 00:08:27,682 --> 00:08:28,774 it sanitizes everything 62 00:08:29,152 --> 00:08:32,352 Hey Kiki, why don't you get your ass out of the pool 63 00:08:34,836 --> 00:08:37,371 Russian, she's a doctor 64 00:08:38,169 --> 00:08:41,309 Keep you eyes over there on the flat screen TV 65 00:08:43,606 --> 00:08:44,524 Check it out 66 00:08:48,511 --> 00:08:50,221 That is disgusting 67 00:08:50,226 --> 00:08:52,340 -Do not touch it -I'm getting rid of it 68 00:08:52,340 --> 00:08:53,466 Don't you touch it 69 00:08:53,466 --> 00:08:54,793 That's not your call 70 00:08:54,793 --> 00:08:56,602 Don't you forget that i'm still half owner of this place 71 00:08:57,349 --> 00:09:04,590 Oh! Is that right? Raise your hand if you own 51% of this Water Park 72 00:09:04,614 --> 00:09:11,515 Now, raise your hand if your 49% minority on it, that's you 73 00:09:41,580 --> 00:09:44,780 -Hey guys -Hey Maddy 74 00:09:45,729 --> 00:09:46,772 How are you 75 00:09:47,650 --> 00:09:50,214 Well this is a summer show she finally obtained from accidents 76 00:09:50,214 --> 00:09:50,723 Shut up! 77 00:09:50,724 --> 00:09:56,535 She's afraid to have sex because her slutty cousin 78 00:09:57,167 --> 00:09:58,001 Stop it! 79 00:10:00,766 --> 00:10:04,403 Here he comes, the boy is going to pop her cherry 80 00:10:04,428 --> 00:10:06,428 He just doesn't know it yet 81 00:10:06,453 --> 00:10:08,453 Stop it 82 00:10:08,478 --> 00:10:11,544 Hey Maddy, what do you think of all the changes around here? 83 00:10:11,569 --> 00:10:14,055 -Josh meet Monique. Hi -Come on 84 00:10:17,145 --> 00:10:18,396 What am I? The last guy to know you're back? 85 00:10:18,479 --> 00:10:19,564 Hi 86 00:10:19,564 --> 00:10:21,694 -How are you? -I miss you Me too 87 00:10:21,694 --> 00:10:24,586 Bet you wish you were in grad school this summer huh? 88 00:10:24,777 --> 00:10:27,317 -I can't believe what Chet done -I know 89 00:10:28,698 --> 00:10:32,075 This place is everything to me, working here, hanging out 90 00:10:32,178 --> 00:10:33,554 I know, I miss those moments too 91 00:10:33,828 --> 00:10:34,913 So look now that you're back 92 00:10:34,913 --> 00:10:37,600 Hey you guys are you sure that such a good idea? 93 00:10:44,458 --> 00:10:46,499 Better not be any underage drinking going on here 94 00:10:49,156 --> 00:10:51,714 Come on man, I'm on duty 95 00:10:54,249 --> 00:11:03,213 We got fireworks, decent exposure, probable drugs, definite drugs 96 00:11:06,376 --> 00:11:08,128 Major had to rate you off 97 00:11:16,208 --> 00:11:16,941 I don't see what he has that I don't have 98 00:11:16,966 --> 00:11:19,403 6 inches and a badge? 99 00:11:20,036 --> 00:11:24,678 I heard you're back in town so I figured I stop by and say hi 100 00:11:24,998 --> 00:11:29,986 and I also feel that I should say something about that time we talked 101 00:11:30,028 --> 00:11:33,302 You don't have to, long distance relationship real..... 102 00:11:33,302 --> 00:11:35,457 -but you're back now -For the summer 103 00:11:35,909 --> 00:11:38,787 Shouldn't you be interested in something 104 00:11:41,731 --> 00:11:44,207 -I got be on duty, so... -Okay 105 00:11:44,207 --> 00:11:46,860 Welcome back 106 00:11:50,451 --> 00:11:53,283 -I have a little party tonight -Yeah. Yeah me too 107 00:11:54,492 --> 00:11:57,412 I love the water 108 00:11:58,634 --> 00:12:00,261 It's a really... 109 00:12:00,214 --> 00:12:01,257 wet 110 00:12:08,055 --> 00:12:11,925 -What are you thinking about? -Nothing much 111 00:12:14,335 --> 00:12:17,389 Lets take off all our clothes and go swimming 112 00:12:19,138 --> 00:12:21,198 Okay cool, sure 113 00:12:26,234 --> 00:12:29,579 -Turn around -Right, sorry 114 00:12:46,491 --> 00:12:48,155 Shelby 115 00:12:49,911 --> 00:12:51,827 Shelby 116 00:12:53,076 --> 00:12:54,922 Shelby 117 00:12:56,046 --> 00:12:58,273 -Are coming in or what? -Yeah, I'm coming 118 00:13:03,018 --> 00:13:05,561 No funny stuff, okay? 119 00:13:16,401 --> 00:13:17,526 Alright 120 00:13:19,050 --> 00:13:21,030 -What are you doing? -You want some of this? 121 00:13:21,030 --> 00:13:23,953 -You want some? -You're not suppose to splash me back 122 00:13:38,076 --> 00:13:41,003 -What? -I just felt something 123 00:13:41,847 --> 00:13:44,933 -Is that you? -What are you talking about? 124 00:13:53,130 --> 00:13:55,647 -What're you doing? -I didn't 125 00:13:55,647 --> 00:13:59,299 -Well what ever it is I don't like it -I didn't do anything 126 00:14:01,931 --> 00:14:05,211 -Shelby, where are you going? -I'm cold, I'm getting out 127 00:14:16,514 --> 00:14:19,588 -You have to do it -Okay fine 128 00:14:22,425 --> 00:14:25,018 Dear Lord, 129 00:14:26,125 --> 00:14:28,932 -Come on -Okay, dear Lord 130 00:14:30,053 --> 00:14:32,696 Please forgive us for what we are about to do 131 00:14:33,064 --> 00:14:37,088 We each know that having relations before marriages is a sin 132 00:14:37,099 --> 00:14:38,908 but 133 00:14:39,548 --> 00:14:42,970 We know that we'll be forgiven for it 134 00:14:43,457 --> 00:14:45,378 because... 135 00:14:45,772 --> 00:14:47,879 we're praying about it 136 00:14:48,469 --> 00:14:51,130 -Amen -Amen 137 00:14:52,304 --> 00:14:55,198 -You can fuck me now -Amen 138 00:14:56,041 --> 00:14:58,535 -Look at this -What? 139 00:14:59,393 --> 00:15:01,228 Do you like that? 140 00:15:06,731 --> 00:15:08,648 It's mine 141 00:15:10,525 --> 00:15:13,227 Don't make me cuff the other one 142 00:15:22,699 --> 00:15:24,825 -We're moving ,Travis -I know 143 00:15:24,825 --> 00:15:26,653 -I know -No 144 00:15:29,367 --> 00:15:31,580 Look, you idiot 145 00:15:37,583 --> 00:15:41,742 -Ashley, are you okay? -Yeah, the water coming in 146 00:15:43,323 --> 00:15:47,225 -Give me the key for the cuff -Ah! It must have fallen out 147 00:15:47,260 --> 00:15:50,043 -Find it now -Where is it? 148 00:15:50,398 --> 00:15:52,157 Shit! Shit! Shit! 149 00:15:52,158 --> 00:15:53,088 Damn it! 150 00:15:58,105 --> 00:16:00,643 -Key for the damn cuff -I should go for help 151 00:16:00,643 --> 00:16:02,427 -No -I cannot see anything 152 00:16:02,428 --> 00:16:03,088 I'm sorry 153 00:16:03,088 --> 00:16:06,903 Ashley, hit the door light and keep looking 154 00:16:08,306 --> 00:16:10,036 damn 155 00:16:10,739 --> 00:16:12,715 What are you doing? Get over here 156 00:16:12,924 --> 00:16:15,214 -Ashley! -I going to call for help 157 00:16:15,214 --> 00:16:18,018 Get back here What are you doing? 158 00:16:18,322 --> 00:16:20,820 Ashley! Damn! 159 00:16:35,634 --> 00:16:37,491 Travis 160 00:16:38,234 --> 00:16:39,496 Travis 161 00:16:39,497 --> 00:16:40,968 Travis 162 00:16:42,295 --> 00:16:44,340 Help 163 00:16:46,230 --> 00:16:48,723 There's something in the water 164 00:16:50,329 --> 00:16:54,318 Help! Anybody 165 00:17:01,181 --> 00:17:04,633 Ashley! Help! 166 00:17:05,381 --> 00:17:07,153 Travis, What's going on? 167 00:17:07,154 --> 00:17:08,261 Are you there? 168 00:17:08,296 --> 00:17:11,508 Travis! Travis! 169 00:17:13,831 --> 00:17:15,616 Ashley... 170 00:17:15,691 --> 00:17:17,866 Oh my God 171 00:17:18,315 --> 00:17:20,343 Oh my God, help 172 00:17:20,378 --> 00:17:25,221 Oh my God. Please! Is anybody out there? 173 00:17:25,711 --> 00:17:28,534 Anybody? 174 00:17:28,859 --> 00:17:32,362 -I am sorry, I'm just... -No It's cool, I don't mind hanging out 175 00:17:32,673 --> 00:17:34,951 You know, it's not you, it's just that.. 176 00:17:35,977 --> 00:17:38,870 Do you think that Ashley is prettier than me 177 00:17:39,147 --> 00:17:41,570 -No -Most guys do 178 00:17:41,570 --> 00:17:45,514 Well I never liked girls with big breasts 179 00:18:28,061 --> 00:18:30,393 Welcome back Maddy 180 00:19:31,562 --> 00:19:33,589 -Dave -Yo man 181 00:19:33,589 --> 00:19:37,025 -What the fuck are you doing? -The hole where the water comes out 182 00:19:38,627 --> 00:19:41,418 -Oh God man -It's so wet 183 00:19:46,531 --> 00:19:48,901 Hey Shelby, have you seen Ashley or Travis? 184 00:19:49,001 --> 00:19:52,358 -Neither one of them punch in this morning -No, I haven't seen either of them 185 00:19:53,307 --> 00:19:55,128 I don't know 186 00:19:55,128 --> 00:19:56,745 Just a sec 187 00:19:57,224 --> 00:20:00,122 -You okay? -I just feel a little weird 188 00:20:00,264 --> 00:20:01,418 -It's okay -Here, let me help you 189 00:20:01,443 --> 00:20:03,443 No no I'm fine, really 190 00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:13,909 Are you okay? 191 00:20:14,396 --> 00:20:17,806 Well look who has morning sickness 192 00:20:19,888 --> 00:20:22,686 Nice work papa 193 00:21:03,537 --> 00:21:05,788 Nobody was inside Shel 194 00:21:05,823 --> 00:21:09,525 -I'm sure they're just fine -Probably shaken up and.. 195 00:21:09,803 --> 00:21:12,449 scare they're going to get in trouble 196 00:21:13,093 --> 00:21:14,820 No 197 00:21:14,932 --> 00:21:16,765 Come on, Ash, pick up 198 00:21:16,765 --> 00:21:20,423 -Hello its Ash, leave a message -Shit, call me 199 00:21:20,423 --> 00:21:22,528 Is there anywhere else they might have gone? 200 00:21:22,528 --> 00:21:23,999 No, I don't think so 201 00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:25,544 I'm just going to go 202 00:22:06,911 --> 00:22:09,211 Ashley is my best friend 203 00:22:10,496 --> 00:22:12,503 I know she kinda of a slut 204 00:22:12,676 --> 00:22:15,996 She's still in love with my ex-boyfriend 205 00:22:17,584 --> 00:22:19,811 I'm pretty sure she also stole a pairs of 206 00:22:19,812 --> 00:22:21,826 earrings that my grandmother gave me before she dies 207 00:22:22,318 --> 00:22:24,724 but we kinda like sisters 208 00:22:31,239 --> 00:22:32,997 What is that? 209 00:22:34,766 --> 00:22:35,963 Oh my God 210 00:22:36,137 --> 00:22:38,959 We have to get off this thing right now, hurry 211 00:22:40,308 --> 00:22:42,454 Come on, Shelby 212 00:22:52,351 --> 00:22:53,877 Come on Shelby 213 00:22:53,878 --> 00:22:55,294 grab my hand 214 00:22:58,558 --> 00:23:00,337 Alright, come on, I got you 215 00:23:00,951 --> 00:23:02,925 Oh my God, come on 216 00:23:03,336 --> 00:23:04,909 Oh my God 217 00:23:08,179 --> 00:23:10,395 Quickly 218 00:23:12,648 --> 00:23:14,931 Lets go, we're almost there 219 00:23:28,964 --> 00:23:30,642 No, no, no 220 00:23:30,746 --> 00:23:32,227 Come back Shelby 221 00:23:32,228 --> 00:23:33,152 Come here 222 00:23:34,703 --> 00:23:37,041 You going to have to jump 223 00:23:41,042 --> 00:23:41,614 Come on 224 00:23:41,615 --> 00:23:43,740 You going to have to jump 225 00:23:43,775 --> 00:23:45,422 Let go 226 00:23:49,604 --> 00:23:51,362 Hurry it's just a foot 227 00:23:53,099 --> 00:23:55,128 Alright, I got you 228 00:24:13,193 --> 00:24:14,777 Oh my god 229 00:24:35,594 --> 00:24:38,031 -What is this thing? -Maddy? 230 00:24:38,218 --> 00:24:40,934 What the fuck is that? 231 00:24:56,038 --> 00:24:58,314 -Oh my God -Shit 232 00:25:03,405 --> 00:25:06,286 -Is that a fucking Piranha? -My father 233 00:25:06,496 --> 00:25:10,518 worked construction of a dam 234 00:25:10,553 --> 00:25:14,500 they found fossil like this when they first broke ground 235 00:25:14,500 --> 00:25:18,608 -He gave me on my birthday -I telling you man it was a Piranha 236 00:25:18,648 --> 00:25:21,242 How did they get from Lake Victoria to our lake? 237 00:25:21,242 --> 00:25:23,333 That what we got to find out 238 00:25:26,407 --> 00:25:27,922 What? 239 00:25:30,134 --> 00:25:34,422 Look at us the cop and the marine biologist 240 00:25:34,923 --> 00:25:37,566 I'm sorry but it sound like a shitty sitcom 241 00:25:37,567 --> 00:25:40,498 The cop and the marine biologist 242 00:25:46,315 --> 00:25:48,486 You're still wet 243 00:25:49,684 --> 00:25:52,063 A little, yeah 244 00:26:28,596 --> 00:26:30,857 Can you open the door? 245 00:26:30,997 --> 00:26:32,872 Kyle, Open the door 246 00:26:33,476 --> 00:26:35,502 Just fooling around 247 00:26:36,220 --> 00:26:38,101 It's funny 248 00:26:38,430 --> 00:26:40,394 dick 249 00:26:46,307 --> 00:26:48,518 Who are you? Why are you here? 250 00:26:48,518 --> 00:26:50,345 Sir, we saw you on YouTube 251 00:26:50,345 --> 00:26:54,695 You and 11,486,000 other people 252 00:26:54,878 --> 00:26:59,704 I have 700 more hits than the laughing diarrhea baby 253 00:27:00,322 --> 00:27:03,094 We need your expertise Mr. Goodman 254 00:27:05,440 --> 00:27:07,443 Why? 255 00:27:07,588 --> 00:27:09,846 We think they're back 256 00:27:16,295 --> 00:27:19,742 Cross Lake isn't even connected to Lake Victoria 257 00:27:19,742 --> 00:27:24,699 The Piranha must be migrating through underground lakes and rivers 258 00:27:25,225 --> 00:27:29,453 I have studied this specimen for almost a year 259 00:27:32,409 --> 00:27:34,241 You evil 260 00:27:39,148 --> 00:27:42,568 I think you might find this interesting 261 00:27:46,122 --> 00:27:49,618 Okay, this is galvanized steel 262 00:27:49,672 --> 00:27:54,441 like ordinary household plumbing 263 00:27:55,003 --> 00:27:57,117 there we go 264 00:27:57,360 --> 00:27:59,832 now with some incentive 265 00:28:02,737 --> 00:28:06,299 -No, no, not the Frog -Sorry 266 00:28:06,299 --> 00:28:09,785 I sold out of puppies as a boy 267 00:28:11,808 --> 00:28:15,481 Now I think this is quite resourceful 268 00:28:15,482 --> 00:28:16,399 watch 269 00:28:41,347 --> 00:28:44,554 Now just something to grab 270 00:28:54,195 --> 00:28:56,331 -You fuck -Barry, are you crazy? 271 00:28:56,331 --> 00:28:59,672 -You almost lost a hand -I had a pet frog once 272 00:29:02,094 --> 00:29:05,321 -Come on, help me -Really? 273 00:29:06,642 --> 00:29:10,683 -Now, lets check some data -What're you thinking? 274 00:29:18,079 --> 00:29:23,883 These Piranha spent eons living in underground 275 00:29:23,883 --> 00:29:28,228 lake and rivers full of sulfur dioxide 276 00:29:28,228 --> 00:29:30,744 from all the geothermal activity 277 00:29:30,745 --> 00:29:33,575 that's how they come back to spore 278 00:29:33,957 --> 00:29:36,874 -They follow the rotten eggs smell -Yes 279 00:29:37,825 --> 00:29:41,018 Problem is sulfur dioxide is 280 00:29:41,018 --> 00:29:45,840 commonly released during the shipment of chlorinating water 281 00:29:46,090 --> 00:29:51,539 So its inconceivable that the fish could become confused 282 00:29:52,081 --> 00:29:55,652 and to enter man-made drainage systems 283 00:29:55,949 --> 00:30:02,193 especially with those shocking abundance of back yard pools 284 00:30:04,915 --> 00:30:07,207 Our water park drain directly into Cross lake 285 00:30:07,498 --> 00:30:09,697 That's like equivalent to thousands of swimming pools 286 00:30:09,697 --> 00:30:12,145 That would be a very bad thing 287 00:30:12,145 --> 00:30:14,585 Did you tell anyone that this could happen? 288 00:30:14,585 --> 00:30:17,137 I tried, but unfortunately 289 00:30:17,137 --> 00:30:20,867 I lost some credibility after my last book "Foretold Dreadful.. 290 00:30:20,867 --> 00:30:23,835 Plague of Walking Fish" 291 00:30:23,915 --> 00:30:27,121 Oh that’s right, you wrote fish walk among us 292 00:30:27,121 --> 00:30:28,498 I loved that book 293 00:30:28,499 --> 00:30:30,198 This is really great 294 00:30:31,055 --> 00:30:35,339 Well thank you 295 00:30:44,702 --> 00:30:46,387 Thanks 296 00:30:47,101 --> 00:30:48,694 Barry 297 00:30:49,353 --> 00:30:52,765 You read a marine biology book? 298 00:30:52,977 --> 00:30:55,788 Well I want to see what you so interested in 299 00:30:59,372 --> 00:31:02,379 Look guys, we got to check the drains of the outflow pipe to the lake 300 00:31:02,380 --> 00:31:03,131 tonight 301 00:31:03,259 --> 00:31:05,631 I could get a dive team up here of 10 people by tomorrow 302 00:31:05,631 --> 00:31:06,741 No, that's too late. 303 00:31:06,742 --> 00:31:08,406 The water park opens tomorrow 304 00:31:08,406 --> 00:31:10,791 That place is going to be packed 305 00:31:10,826 --> 00:31:12,704 if the fishes are getting through the drain system 306 00:31:12,704 --> 00:31:16,547 that would make Lake Victoria look like an appetizer 307 00:31:17,039 --> 00:31:19,772 Guys we got to get out there right now 308 00:31:20,232 --> 00:31:22,664 Thank you so much for your help Mr. Goodman 309 00:31:22,665 --> 00:31:23,327 Thank you 310 00:31:23,327 --> 00:31:27,688 -Thank you, sir, It's an honor -Okay, be well 311 00:31:31,911 --> 00:31:35,389 11,888,000 hits 312 00:31:35,390 --> 00:31:40,213 Take that laughing diarrhea baby 313 00:32:06,239 --> 00:32:09,252 The two teen Ashley Sowerby and Travis Mitchell 314 00:32:09,252 --> 00:32:12,089 were reported missing this morning after their van was pull out of 315 00:32:12,089 --> 00:32:14,100 Cross Lake. No bodies were found 316 00:32:14,100 --> 00:32:17,492 -Thanks for letting me stay here -No, it was totally cool 317 00:32:18,434 --> 00:32:20,146 How are you felling? 318 00:32:20,297 --> 00:32:22,961 -A little better -You don't seem any better 319 00:32:24,418 --> 00:32:25,313 Hey what is it? 320 00:32:25,314 --> 00:32:28,118 It just this stress of the whole Ashley thing 321 00:32:33,496 --> 00:32:36,629 Make love to me 322 00:32:37,245 --> 00:32:40,127 -Please -Right now? 323 00:32:40,127 --> 00:32:43,541 Please Josh, right now 324 00:32:44,204 --> 00:32:47,174 I think something is really wrong with me 325 00:32:48,378 --> 00:32:49,912 I feel a little bit better 326 00:32:49,913 --> 00:32:51,622 I don't want to die a virgin 327 00:32:54,551 --> 00:32:58,228 Josh, I want to be with you 328 00:33:04,094 --> 00:33:08,167 Come inside me. I'll do what ever you said after that 329 00:33:10,872 --> 00:33:13,115 The outflow pipe down there lead directly to the water park 330 00:33:13,116 --> 00:33:14,049 I got to check them out 331 00:33:14,049 --> 00:33:16,849 Considering how bad-crazy this is, right? 332 00:33:16,849 --> 00:33:18,575 I got to take a look 333 00:33:18,576 --> 00:33:19,783 I'll be quick 334 00:33:20,683 --> 00:33:22,977 Look about what I'm trying to say last night 335 00:33:22,977 --> 00:33:24,815 Are you coming in? Because I could really use a spotter 336 00:33:24,966 --> 00:33:26,820 -What? -I mean if you're 337 00:33:27,104 --> 00:33:29,836 -It's okay -No no I'm not scared 338 00:33:31,776 --> 00:33:33,506 I can't swim 339 00:33:33,506 --> 00:33:36,222 You work in the water park and you can't swim? 340 00:33:37,236 --> 00:33:40,929 What about all the beach parties in high school or the parties at the park 341 00:33:40,929 --> 00:33:42,982 You never 342 00:33:42,994 --> 00:33:45,073 My god Barry, I totally would've taught how to swim 343 00:33:45,190 --> 00:33:48,248 I know, you seemed kinda busy at the time 344 00:33:49,509 --> 00:33:51,474 not a big deal 345 00:33:52,096 --> 00:33:54,342 Toss me that torch light 346 00:33:55,243 --> 00:33:57,284 Yes, I know, that is what I said Chet 347 00:33:57,285 --> 00:33:58,660 Chet Chet listen 348 00:33:59,600 --> 00:34:02,092 I'll find you 349 00:34:07,671 --> 00:34:10,050 Are you sure you want to do this? 350 00:34:10,184 --> 00:34:12,026 No 351 00:34:50,498 --> 00:34:54,214 You let her go in there alone? 352 00:34:54,904 --> 00:34:59,734 -Fuck off Connor -Oh yes, Barry can't swim 353 00:35:21,291 --> 00:35:23,169 Maddy 354 00:35:23,342 --> 00:35:25,476 -Maddy -Maddy 355 00:35:26,928 --> 00:35:28,900 Dive, Maddy 356 00:35:30,136 --> 00:35:31,409 No 357 00:35:44,279 --> 00:35:46,246 -Shit -Get out of the away, get back 358 00:35:54,859 --> 00:35:58,019 -Are you okay? -I think so 359 00:36:04,025 --> 00:36:05,723 Yes 360 00:36:07,102 --> 00:36:10,050 Don't worry, I wont break 361 00:36:12,619 --> 00:36:15,085 -I'm sorry, I'm sorry -No, It's ok 362 00:36:15,202 --> 00:36:17,993 I like it. Keep going 363 00:36:20,391 --> 00:36:22,921 -Oh god Shelby -Fuck me 364 00:36:27,693 --> 00:36:29,979 Oh my God, yes 365 00:36:30,019 --> 00:36:31,587 -Oh my God -Oh my God 366 00:36:31,587 --> 00:36:34,181 -Come on -Oh my God 367 00:36:35,816 --> 00:36:38,052 -Oh my God -Something's wrong 368 00:36:38,922 --> 00:36:40,862 -Oh my god -Something's wrong 369 00:36:40,862 --> 00:36:43,368 Almost there, almost there 370 00:36:46,487 --> 00:36:48,450 Fuck 371 00:36:48,908 --> 00:36:51,734 What the fuck is on my dick? 372 00:36:51,966 --> 00:36:53,751 Oh my God 373 00:36:53,969 --> 00:36:55,657 Oh my God 374 00:36:56,698 --> 00:36:59,150 Damn, what's this? 375 00:36:59,861 --> 00:37:02,015 Damn it 376 00:37:02,941 --> 00:37:04,970 Oh my God 377 00:37:14,210 --> 00:37:17,135 This is disgusting 378 00:37:25,010 --> 00:37:26,874 Oh Jesus 379 00:37:40,460 --> 00:37:42,107 Josh 380 00:37:44,199 --> 00:37:47,361 I feeling a little better now, Josh? 381 00:37:47,693 --> 00:37:49,737 Josh 382 00:37:50,277 --> 00:37:52,166 Josh 383 00:37:53,927 --> 00:37:56,654 I think I had an accident 384 00:37:58,917 --> 00:38:00,775 Josh 385 00:38:08,964 --> 00:38:11,071 Josh, what are you doing? 386 00:38:13,362 --> 00:38:15,158 Oh my God 387 00:38:26,744 --> 00:38:28,591 Josh 388 00:38:29,493 --> 00:38:31,654 Josh 389 00:38:32,832 --> 00:38:34,733 Josh 390 00:38:34,810 --> 00:38:36,371 Josh 391 00:38:37,768 --> 00:38:39,511 Josh 392 00:38:40,761 --> 00:38:43,940 What the hell did you do to me? 393 00:39:02,946 --> 00:39:04,527 You're going seventy miles there buddy 394 00:39:04,528 --> 00:39:06,352 Don't you have some place else better to be? 395 00:39:06,352 --> 00:39:09,484 -Like boning my step daughter -I'll get to that 396 00:39:09,484 --> 00:39:11,858 First thing first 397 00:39:23,415 --> 00:39:27,643 -You're all good, for now -Well you're looking for a raise? 398 00:39:27,643 --> 00:39:29,743 With any luck your little theme park is going 399 00:39:29,744 --> 00:39:32,436 to take off and i'm going to live off deputy salary forever 400 00:39:32,718 --> 00:39:35,718 So, we're good here? 401 00:39:35,718 --> 00:39:38,413 Yeah, did you check those outflow pipe at the lake? 402 00:39:38,414 --> 00:39:39,087 Maddy did 403 00:39:39,394 --> 00:39:40,624 She almost got herself killed 404 00:39:40,625 --> 00:39:42,511 How about the grades, they're still intact? 405 00:39:42,620 --> 00:39:46,028 Should be good, unless there are another way in the park 406 00:39:46,028 --> 00:39:49,033 -Like that boot leg weld you drilled -Don't you worry about that 407 00:39:49,033 --> 00:39:50,307 I do worry Chet 408 00:39:50,308 --> 00:39:52,854 I'm the one protecting your unlawful ass 409 00:39:53,415 --> 00:39:55,398 Let me tell you something 410 00:39:55,436 --> 00:39:59,030 Why don't you worry keeping Maddy and Johnny law off my ass 411 00:39:59,181 --> 00:40:01,946 -I'll take care of my Water Park -Okay 412 00:40:02,195 --> 00:40:05,439 -Have a nice night deputy -You too Chet 413 00:40:05,561 --> 00:40:08,644 -Oh by the way -What in the hell is this? 414 00:40:08,644 --> 00:40:11,137 -I told you were speeding -Are you shitting me? 415 00:40:11,172 --> 00:40:13,402 Just doing my job 416 00:40:14,917 --> 00:40:17,247 You're a crooked cop 417 00:40:31,050 --> 00:40:33,128 What a night huh 418 00:40:33,835 --> 00:40:35,500 So um.. 419 00:40:35,500 --> 00:40:38,740 You an Kyle, I guess you get back together 420 00:40:38,974 --> 00:40:41,482 No, definitely not 421 00:40:41,806 --> 00:40:44,793 I don't think so, probably not 422 00:40:46,195 --> 00:40:48,736 must be hard to make that decision 423 00:40:48,916 --> 00:40:51,177 Kinda did, didn't I 424 00:40:54,052 --> 00:40:57,575 Josh cut off his penis because something came out of my vagina 425 00:41:00,953 --> 00:41:04,735 Should we coming too short the nurses are going to take you guys back 426 00:41:06,001 --> 00:41:09,355 You guys can probably go Josh is still sedated 427 00:41:09,355 --> 00:41:11,798 and I'm going to stick around to take a statement 428 00:41:11,799 --> 00:41:14,094 I'll let you you guys know if I found anything out 429 00:41:14,394 --> 00:41:15,176 How's Shelby? 430 00:41:15,177 --> 00:41:18,001 She's not making a lot of sense right now but 431 00:41:18,350 --> 00:41:19,639 I'll keep an eye on her too 432 00:41:19,640 --> 00:41:21,024 How about you, you alright? 433 00:41:21,024 --> 00:41:22,848 I'm pretty tired 434 00:41:23,047 --> 00:41:25,345 Get some rest and I'll call you 435 00:43:54,836 --> 00:43:58,741 I'm a Love Hunter, hear what I say 436 00:43:59,229 --> 00:44:02,922 Get on your knees learn how to play 437 00:44:03,068 --> 00:44:08,198 Cause a Love Hunter is coming to take you away 438 00:44:08,443 --> 00:44:13,650 Love Hunter coming today 439 00:44:13,650 --> 00:44:16,495 That is so sad 440 00:44:17,226 --> 00:44:20,052 Come to bed, Hoffy It's nappy time 441 00:44:20,512 --> 00:44:24,514 I'm a Love Hunter hear what I'll say 442 00:44:24,830 --> 00:44:28,514 Looks like Donna is ready to play 443 00:44:28,514 --> 00:44:31,046 I'm Rachel 444 00:44:31,227 --> 00:44:33,634 -I'm Donna -Right 445 00:44:35,948 --> 00:44:37,868 I'm a love Hunter 446 00:44:37,869 --> 00:44:40,014 Two chicks for me 447 00:44:40,014 --> 00:44:44,117 because I am the brightest stars on TV 448 00:44:44,412 --> 00:44:47,004 Yeah, lets party 449 00:45:08,043 --> 00:45:10,106 Welcome to Rock Bottom 450 00:45:15,084 --> 00:45:18,345 Sorry, can you get this thing open? 451 00:45:29,521 --> 00:45:30,917 Wait 452 00:45:39,352 --> 00:45:41,072 I do not know if I can do this 453 00:45:41,072 --> 00:45:45,110 All you is keep baby steps, little baby steps 454 00:45:45,110 --> 00:45:47,867 What the hell are talking about baby steps for? 455 00:45:48,095 --> 00:45:51,241 In case you haven't know fish ate my damn legs 456 00:45:51,242 --> 00:45:52,592 I hate water, I hate it 457 00:45:52,593 --> 00:45:54,705 Remember what doctor Smith's said 458 00:45:54,705 --> 00:45:59,964 This is all about the road to recovery strut out with harmless little kiddy pool 459 00:46:00,417 --> 00:46:02,098 I mean, what the worst that could happen 460 00:46:02,099 --> 00:46:03,862 Couple of kids will do to you, that's all 461 00:46:04,888 --> 00:46:06,540 Kids... 462 00:46:07,803 --> 00:46:10,103 I can handle that 463 00:46:22,296 --> 00:46:24,958 I'm not afraid of some punk-ass water 464 00:46:25,327 --> 00:46:28,318 I'm not afraid of some punk-ass water 465 00:46:31,855 --> 00:46:32,683 I can't 466 00:46:32,684 --> 00:46:35,993 Don't worry about it, we'll figure out something else 467 00:46:36,028 --> 00:46:37,497 No, this is weak 468 00:46:38,109 --> 00:46:40,638 -Dump me in the water -What? 469 00:46:40,638 --> 00:46:44,100 You heard what I said, get behind the seat, grab the handles 470 00:46:44,100 --> 00:46:46,812 and dump my sorry ass in the water 471 00:46:46,812 --> 00:46:48,710 The way the parent toss their kid into the pool 472 00:46:48,711 --> 00:46:49,659 when they want to swim 473 00:46:49,659 --> 00:46:51,174 This is a great idea 474 00:46:51,175 --> 00:46:52,841 Alright I can do this 475 00:46:52,841 --> 00:46:55,062 -One, two -Stop 476 00:46:55,062 --> 00:46:57,933 -Okay okay right, what happened? -Why you stop? 477 00:46:58,378 --> 00:47:01,032 -You said stop -Don't listen to my pussy-ass-mouth 478 00:47:01,032 --> 00:47:03,474 No matter what I'll say, dump me into the water 479 00:47:03,475 --> 00:47:04,085 Okay got it 480 00:47:04,120 --> 00:47:06,086 Not going to listen to your pussy-ass-mouth 481 00:47:06,087 --> 00:47:07,873 I mean you don't have a pussy-ass-mouth 482 00:47:07,874 --> 00:47:09,153 Dump me in the water 483 00:47:09,153 --> 00:47:12,125 Okay, here we go One, two.. 484 00:47:12,125 --> 00:47:14,228 Ah shit, no no I changed my mind 485 00:47:14,229 --> 00:47:15,477 No, no you're going in 486 00:47:15,477 --> 00:47:17,653 I changed my mind, I don't want to go in the water 487 00:47:17,653 --> 00:47:19,658 I don't want to go in the water 488 00:47:19,659 --> 00:47:20,159 -You're going in -Hey 489 00:47:20,159 --> 00:47:21,275 Leave him alone 490 00:47:21,276 --> 00:47:23,134 No no he wants to go in 491 00:47:23,134 --> 00:47:23,955 No, no the hell I do 492 00:47:23,956 --> 00:47:25,344 I don't want to go in 493 00:47:25,344 --> 00:47:28,607 What's wrong with you? Don't push that poor legless stump in the pool 494 00:47:28,607 --> 00:47:31,538 Yeah, that's right don't push this poor legless stump in the pool 495 00:47:31,538 --> 00:47:34,878 Okay, you know what, you going to go in the water.... 496 00:47:34,879 --> 00:47:36,093 No, I don’t want to go 497 00:47:39,338 --> 00:47:40,339 Not cool man 498 00:47:40,340 --> 00:47:43,510 I'm not afraid of some punk-ass-water 499 00:47:43,510 --> 00:47:45,872 Not cool at all 500 00:47:52,943 --> 00:47:55,370 Ladies and gentlemen Boys and girls 501 00:47:55,640 --> 00:47:58,770 Hot moms of all ages 502 00:47:58,771 --> 00:48:01,118 Welcome to the BIG WET 503 00:48:04,848 --> 00:48:08,832 and now the moment you all been waiting for 504 00:48:08,998 --> 00:48:13,242 The most famous life guard of all time 505 00:48:13,242 --> 00:48:17,592 Who wants to party with the Hoff? 506 00:48:17,593 --> 00:48:20,662 Welcome David Hasselhoff 507 00:48:30,014 --> 00:48:32,009 David Hasselhoff 508 00:48:32,374 --> 00:48:32,995 Ladies 509 00:48:32,996 --> 00:48:35,481 You know ladies if you play your card right 510 00:48:35,695 --> 00:48:39,269 You may get private mouth to mouth resuscitation 511 00:48:41,087 --> 00:48:43,860 Alright without any further a do 512 00:48:44,313 --> 00:48:48,530 Lets all get wet and wild 513 00:48:51,661 --> 00:48:55,075 How are you doing? feeling good? 514 00:48:58,477 --> 00:49:02,549 Come here, gorgeous, my dear 515 00:49:03,627 --> 00:49:07,356 You're beautiful, you're beautiful 516 00:49:07,391 --> 00:49:10,877 kiss of life 517 00:49:21,591 --> 00:49:23,464 Goodbye now 518 00:49:42,950 --> 00:49:44,729 I knew it 519 00:49:45,518 --> 00:49:47,816 What are you doing back here Maddy? 520 00:49:48,502 --> 00:49:50,544 I saw this when I was taking inventory but 521 00:49:50,544 --> 00:49:52,679 But I didn't think to ask why it's here until now 522 00:49:52,679 --> 00:49:55,348 Well we pumping our own water now fuck the utilities right? 523 00:49:55,348 --> 00:49:57,840 You can't fill this Water Park off a well 524 00:49:57,841 --> 00:49:59,169 It's not a standard well 525 00:49:59,578 --> 00:50:02,837 We drilled down a whole lot further hit an underwater lake 526 00:50:03,088 --> 00:50:05,081 We got enough water to last until forever 527 00:50:05,082 --> 00:50:06,695 You have no idea what you've done 528 00:50:06,695 --> 00:50:09,440 Oh sure I did, got us a nice big fat profit 529 00:50:09,440 --> 00:50:10,767 You don't understand, you could be 530 00:50:10,768 --> 00:50:12,814 pumping out Piranhas straight through the water intake pipes 531 00:50:12,814 --> 00:50:14,457 Maddy, its opening day 532 00:50:14,458 --> 00:50:17,892 I have shelled out a hundred thousand dollars 533 00:50:17,892 --> 00:50:21,389 And you want me to close shop because there might 534 00:50:21,389 --> 00:50:24,829 Might be Piranha in the pipe. What else? 535 00:50:24,829 --> 00:50:28,629 Ghosts? Boogieman? Sharks? Snakes? 536 00:50:28,629 --> 00:50:33,493 You're laughable. Laughable Come on kid.. 537 00:50:34,199 --> 00:50:36,376 You been watching too many movies little girl 538 00:50:36,377 --> 00:50:37,890 You should read romance novels 539 00:50:40,600 --> 00:50:43,338 Are we done? I got work to do 540 00:51:22,990 --> 00:51:25,822 -Mommy I got bit -Let me see 541 00:51:26,961 --> 00:51:28,834 Oh honey, you just scrape yourself on something 542 00:51:28,835 --> 00:51:30,629 Go tell a life guard, he'll get you a bandage 543 00:51:30,629 --> 00:51:33,211 -No mom, it was a Piranha -It was not a Piranha 544 00:51:33,426 --> 00:51:35,672 What too many people been talking about Piranha 545 00:51:35,673 --> 00:51:36,233 Now scoot 546 00:51:41,315 --> 00:51:43,664 Hello, hello 547 00:51:44,323 --> 00:51:45,712 -Hello, hey -Hey 548 00:51:45,712 --> 00:51:48,836 -I got bit by a Piranhas -What's your name, kid? 549 00:51:48,836 --> 00:51:51,184 -David -David 550 00:51:52,605 --> 00:51:54,543 That's pretty cool that my name too 551 00:51:54,544 --> 00:51:55,135 Here you go 552 00:51:55,697 --> 00:51:58,587 -What's this? -Autograph 553 00:51:59,047 --> 00:52:02,157 -Can I just have a bandage? -Wait a minute 554 00:52:02,423 --> 00:52:04,893 -You don't know who I am? -No 555 00:52:05,278 --> 00:52:08,632 You never saw Baywatch? Running in slow motion 556 00:52:08,996 --> 00:52:10,337 -How about Night Rider? -No 557 00:52:10,337 --> 00:52:13,087 Talking car? Anaconda 3? 558 00:52:13,122 --> 00:52:14,878 Jekyll and Hyde on Broadway? 559 00:52:15,177 --> 00:52:16,400 -What? -Mr. Hasselhoff 560 00:52:16,401 --> 00:52:20,897 Hey back off, I'm talking to my made man here 561 00:52:22,122 --> 00:52:26,240 -You really have no idea who I am? -Yeah, you're a life guard 562 00:52:26,241 --> 00:52:27,635 and I need a bandage 563 00:52:27,666 --> 00:52:31,768 Can I have a bandage for my made man David here please? 564 00:52:32,672 --> 00:52:33,303 Sponge bob? 565 00:52:33,304 --> 00:52:35,825 I just going to get the bandage tomorrow 566 00:52:38,200 --> 00:52:40,583 I'm a life guard 567 00:53:04,159 --> 00:53:07,327 -Are you okay? -I saw a fish in the splash pool 568 00:53:07,327 --> 00:53:10,103 I know this is crazy but it was a Piranha. 569 00:53:10,104 --> 00:53:11,330 Like the one on the news. I swear to god 570 00:53:12,820 --> 00:53:14,721 Everybody out of the pool 571 00:53:15,517 --> 00:53:17,755 You got to get them out of the pool. Right now 572 00:53:20,731 --> 00:53:22,396 Hey, no running 573 00:53:26,030 --> 00:53:28,225 Game over Chet, we got to shut the Water Park down right now 574 00:53:28,225 --> 00:53:30,602 What sort of no fucking way don't you hear? 575 00:53:30,603 --> 00:53:32,551 A woman saw a Piranha in the splash pool 576 00:53:32,820 --> 00:53:36,086 Did you see it? Did you see it? 577 00:53:36,086 --> 00:53:38,933 -No -You got nothing 578 00:53:38,933 --> 00:53:41,985 I'm evacuating this Water Park whether you like it or not 579 00:53:41,985 --> 00:53:44,254 Maddy, Maddy, Maddy 580 00:53:44,423 --> 00:53:45,328 Chet's right, okay 581 00:53:45,329 --> 00:53:47,036 You just going to cause more panic 582 00:53:47,036 --> 00:53:49,827 -I'm sorry, whose side are you on? -I'm on a side that being calm 583 00:53:49,827 --> 00:53:52,694 -Lets just go check things up okay? -You don't believe me 584 00:53:52,910 --> 00:53:56,094 I'm the one who called you and you don't fucking believe me 585 00:53:56,290 --> 00:53:59,103 Come on kids get out of the pool, please get out of the Water Park 586 00:53:59,104 --> 00:54:00,279 Please just get out of the water 587 00:54:00,279 --> 00:54:04,203 Maddy, I can't let you do this 588 00:54:04,735 --> 00:54:05,170 Let go of me 589 00:54:05,171 --> 00:54:06,837 What the fuck are you doing man? Let her go 590 00:54:06,838 --> 00:54:08,413 What are going to do shark boy huh? 591 00:54:09,540 --> 00:54:11,281 Fuck me with your fucking child-ding? 592 00:54:11,282 --> 00:54:13,830 Let me give you a piece of advice buddy 593 00:54:13,830 --> 00:54:15,814 You going to need a bigger one 594 00:54:16,431 --> 00:54:18,297 Come on 595 00:55:07,837 --> 00:55:09,508 Oh my God 596 00:55:45,207 --> 00:55:47,671 Come on, go, go 597 00:55:47,785 --> 00:55:49,684 They're back, they're back 598 00:55:49,684 --> 00:55:52,209 They'll find you, they always fucking find you 599 00:55:52,210 --> 00:55:53,498 No matter where you go 600 00:56:02,386 --> 00:56:04,841 Bring me my legs son 601 00:56:19,347 --> 00:56:21,733 Titanium motherfuckers 602 00:56:22,072 --> 00:56:23,917 Eat this 603 00:57:00,833 --> 00:57:03,331 -I hate the water -I hate fish 604 00:57:03,331 --> 00:57:06,630 Help, help, help me 605 00:57:10,620 --> 00:57:13,935 Heffy, people are dying You're a life guard, do something 606 00:57:14,066 --> 00:57:16,028 I'm not a life guard, never was one 607 00:57:16,028 --> 00:57:20,621 Help, help me, help 608 00:57:21,106 --> 00:57:25,253 -When are you going to help? -Once these idiots get out of the water 609 00:57:25,527 --> 00:57:28,488 Its not like the fish are going to follow them home 610 00:57:28,689 --> 00:57:31,665 Help me, help 611 00:57:37,462 --> 00:57:39,494 Help me 612 00:57:40,213 --> 00:57:45,087 You went back into the water, you little ginger moron 613 00:57:45,913 --> 00:57:49,288 Heffy, you're a life guard man 614 00:58:09,306 --> 00:58:12,748 Holy fuck, I'm getting old 615 00:58:18,303 --> 00:58:20,168 I got you 616 00:58:22,396 --> 00:58:24,784 I'm here to rescue 617 00:58:24,784 --> 00:58:28,515 I actually am doing the rescue 618 00:58:29,518 --> 00:58:31,753 Can you put me down now? 619 00:58:52,934 --> 00:58:54,608 Chet 620 00:58:55,820 --> 00:58:57,333 Chet 621 00:58:59,033 --> 00:59:01,492 You see them? You see them now? 622 00:59:04,106 --> 00:59:05,974 We got to drain the pool 623 00:59:11,096 --> 00:59:12,331 Hey Barry, Barry 624 00:59:12,331 --> 00:59:14,446 I need you to go and pump out and force drain a pool 625 00:59:14,447 --> 00:59:15,734 I've never done that before 626 00:59:15,909 --> 00:59:17,993 It's easy, there are levers, they are down 627 00:59:17,994 --> 00:59:19,253 You push them straight up 628 00:59:19,253 --> 00:59:20,505 -I got it -Thanks 629 00:59:20,505 --> 00:59:23,254 Wait, no matter what happens 630 00:59:23,254 --> 00:59:26,165 I loved you since 7th grade. I always will 631 00:59:26,216 --> 00:59:28,354 I thought you were gay 632 00:59:28,669 --> 00:59:30,259 Really? 633 00:59:43,395 --> 00:59:45,014 I have to get out of here 634 00:59:45,345 --> 00:59:47,043 This is not my fault 635 00:59:48,744 --> 00:59:50,557 -You fucking slut -Help me 636 00:59:50,557 --> 00:59:52,165 Get off me 637 00:59:55,061 --> 00:59:56,417 Hey yo, come over here 638 00:59:56,418 --> 00:59:58,201 Hey man, look at my ass 639 00:59:59,979 --> 01:00:02,463 -Holy shit -What ever it is, just get it out 640 01:00:02,641 --> 01:00:07,033 This is going to hurt. You ready? One, two 641 01:00:07,168 --> 01:00:09,357 Ahhhh... 642 01:00:11,213 --> 01:00:13,440 Okay, come on, come on we got to get to the pump 643 01:00:35,637 --> 01:00:37,440 Sorry, kid 644 01:00:38,969 --> 01:00:40,893 It's not my fault 645 01:00:47,576 --> 01:00:49,279 Holy shit 646 01:00:53,131 --> 01:00:54,902 Out of the way 647 01:01:35,775 --> 01:01:36,596 Okay, listen, listen. 648 01:01:36,597 --> 01:01:38,535 I want you to get all first aid supply and bring them outside 649 01:01:38,536 --> 01:01:39,019 Got it? 650 01:01:39,220 --> 01:01:41,168 You got it? Go 651 01:01:41,168 --> 01:01:43,558 I need first aid 652 01:02:19,058 --> 01:02:20,890 -Maddy -Help 653 01:02:21,014 --> 01:02:24,006 Maddy, Maddy. Come here 654 01:02:24,035 --> 01:02:26,325 -Help me -I'm promise you I didn't know 655 01:02:26,325 --> 01:02:28,342 -What are talking about? -The well 656 01:02:28,342 --> 01:02:31,265 Chet promised that he gives me 35% of the profits 657 01:02:31,265 --> 01:02:34,896 -If I turn a blind eye -Just help me get out of here please 658 01:02:34,896 --> 01:02:37,001 -I did not know it -Help. Please 659 01:02:37,373 --> 01:02:39,273 -Please just help me -The park 660 01:02:39,273 --> 01:02:41,438 -The park -Please help me 661 01:02:41,438 --> 01:02:42,695 Kyle, please 662 01:02:42,695 --> 01:02:45,857 -I can't do this -Please help me 663 01:02:45,918 --> 01:02:47,935 No, no, don't don't 664 01:02:48,575 --> 01:02:50,279 Please help me 665 01:02:50,279 --> 01:02:52,694 -Maddy, where's Maddy? -She's gone I couldn't save her 666 01:02:52,794 --> 01:02:55,042 -Help me. Help me -Maddy. Maddy 667 01:03:08,398 --> 01:03:09,653 Okay 668 01:03:15,234 --> 01:03:18,881 Be a man, Kyle 669 01:03:19,429 --> 01:03:21,329 Maddy 670 01:03:44,194 --> 01:03:46,160 This was a bad idea 671 01:06:06,845 --> 01:06:08,464 Barry? 672 01:06:46,361 --> 01:06:49,035 Save a Life. Save a life, Kyle 673 01:06:49,091 --> 01:06:51,650 Need a hero? 674 01:06:53,120 --> 01:06:56,193 I got you, oh my god 675 01:06:56,193 --> 01:06:59,260 Get out of the pool Oh my God 676 01:07:01,211 --> 01:07:02,804 Medic 677 01:07:03,238 --> 01:07:05,948 I need a medic 678 01:07:07,154 --> 01:07:09,102 Maddy? 679 01:07:14,198 --> 01:07:16,104 Maddy 680 01:07:26,833 --> 01:07:30,364 No body munches something off Dave ass 681 01:07:31,590 --> 01:07:34,730 Adios evil fish 682 01:09:50,844 --> 01:09:53,676 How the hell did you bought a shotgun leg? 683 01:09:53,676 --> 01:09:56,378 The money I paid off socks 684 01:09:58,313 --> 01:09:59,125 Hello 685 01:09:59,126 --> 01:10:02,374 Maddy, you're not going to believe this 686 01:10:02,591 --> 01:10:06,204 I was right. They are evolving 687 01:10:06,923 --> 01:10:10,301 They learning to walk 688 01:10:10,836 --> 01:10:13,448 Yes, I know 689 01:10:22,704 --> 01:10:24,284 David 690 01:10:24,883 --> 01:10:28,044 -David, get away from that thing -Mom, it's okay 691 01:10:28,044 --> 01:10:30,336 It's slow on land 692 01:10:37,061 --> 01:10:40,644 Oh my God 693 01:10:41,021 --> 01:10:43,617 Little ginger moron 694 01:10:43,642 --> 01:10:45,642 Sub synced and edited by: PEEAN91 695 01:12:39,150 --> 01:12:45,872 David Hasselhoff 696 01:12:48,209 --> 01:12:53,610 FISH HUNTER 697 01:13:48,631 --> 01:13:51,092 Rivers fulls of sulfur oxide 698 01:13:55,632 --> 01:13:59,365 Look guys we got to check the drain outflow pipe... 699 01:14:00,365 --> 01:14:03,163 Look guys we got to check the drain outflow... 700 01:14:03,385 --> 01:14:05,142 Fuck me 701 01:14:35,910 --> 01:14:37,822 Fish-hunter 702 01:14:39,161 --> 01:14:40,840 Okay 703 01:14:40,875 --> 01:14:43,377 Can we get a little tighter? 704 01:14:47,529 --> 01:14:50,009 He's going to take his glasses off 705 01:14:57,017 --> 01:14:58,170 Alright, either that or I'm going 706 01:14:58,171 --> 01:14:59,807 to wait for the drums to come 707 01:15:00,165 --> 01:15:01,405 do that 708 01:15:01,830 --> 01:15:04,287 You ginger little moron 709 01:15:04,352 --> 01:15:05,976 You..you ginger 710 01:15:05,976 --> 01:15:09,210 -You little ginger moron -Fuck 711 01:15:09,475 --> 01:15:12,505 Alright. You ginger little moron 712 01:15:13,829 --> 01:15:16,181 Why are you laughing? 713 01:15:16,565 --> 01:15:18,815 I'm a love Hunter 714 01:15:21,067 --> 01:15:23,887 -Oh God, shit -Hello 715 01:15:54,227 --> 01:15:56,554 Camera's crazy, where is it? 716 01:16:01,878 --> 01:16:03,178 This is good 717 01:16:03,465 --> 01:16:07,148 Where's the place where no fish.. Here we go again. One, two, three 718 01:16:08,325 --> 01:16:11,726 Where's the place with no fish but plenty of tails 719 01:16:11,761 --> 01:16:12,838 Piranha? What? 720 01:16:12,839 --> 01:16:15,375 That's the wrong places for it right? 721 01:16:15,645 --> 01:16:17,328 Okay here we go once again 722 01:16:17,328 --> 01:16:18,666 What's the line 723 01:16:18,666 --> 01:16:21,949 Come on down and cool off the hottest hole in town 724 01:16:22,745 --> 01:16:25,114 Ready? Come on down... Are you serious? 725 01:16:25,114 --> 01:16:28,631 Fifteen dollar, fifteen dollar 726 01:16:28,631 --> 01:16:31,402 Are you serious? Tell him now 727 01:16:33,454 --> 01:16:36,371 Just keep your hand in the middle like that, yeah 728 01:16:36,640 --> 01:16:40,409 Okay, don't do the hand because that get two 3D 729 01:16:40,409 --> 01:16:43,280 -Do you want me to start with it out? -It was 3 double D 730 01:16:43,280 --> 01:16:45,314 Test 731 01:16:46,903 --> 01:16:49,409 How the hell did they get in here? 732 01:16:50,032 --> 01:16:52,718 Even if they're the same grizzly bears 733 01:16:56,186 --> 01:16:58,218 Twinky face 734 01:16:59,589 --> 01:17:01,918 735 01:17:03,231 --> 01:17:05,589 High five son 736 01:17:05,618 --> 01:17:06,793 That? 737 01:17:06,793 --> 01:17:08,460 Mom 738 01:17:08,460 --> 01:17:11,363 -She's kinda cute -Yeah, she got some talent 739 01:17:12,428 --> 01:17:14,922 -She's what? -She has some talent 740 01:17:15,052 --> 01:17:17,925 -She's what? -She has some talent 741 01:17:17,925 --> 01:17:20,536 Your mother has talent? 742 01:17:20,978 --> 01:17:22,366 She's pretty hot 743 01:17:22,432 --> 01:17:24,756 Yeah, don't even think 744 01:18:01,637 --> 01:18:03,682 best in the business 745 01:18:04,785 --> 01:18:07,190 a few years ago 746 01:18:07,504 --> 01:18:09,164 I'm wet all the time 747 01:18:09,207 --> 01:18:11,389 If you want to wetter come on down and 748 01:18:11,390 --> 01:18:13,404 cool off in a hottest hole in town 749 01:18:13,534 --> 01:18:16,762 Mine. That wont make the movie 750 01:18:16,762 --> 01:18:18,407 We should add that to the movie 751 01:18:18,407 --> 01:18:20,325 Two chicks for me 752 01:18:20,584 --> 01:18:23,033 because I'm the brightest star.. 753 01:18:23,034 --> 01:18:23,952 How are you? 754 01:18:23,952 --> 01:18:27,471 What are doing? Oh my god you're not done 755 01:18:27,949 --> 01:18:30,164 A flying squirrel 756 01:18:30,844 --> 01:18:32,495 Hoffman 757 01:18:32,495 --> 01:18:35,397 That why I need you to sit on the chair 758 01:18:35,527 --> 01:18:40,361 -The camera is rolling -For God sake 759 01:18:40,415 --> 01:18:43,372 -Settle down -Calm down 760 01:18:43,770 --> 01:18:45,567 Action 761 01:18:46,486 --> 01:18:49,466 David, get away from that thing 762 01:18:50,003 --> 01:18:52,464 Mom, It's okay it slow 763 01:18:55,265 --> 01:18:57,489 The fish is flying 764 01:19:01,855 --> 01:19:04,823 Stand up. stand up 765 01:19:05,142 --> 01:19:06,950 Help me 766 01:19:07,815 --> 01:19:10,766 -Help me -And.. 767 01:19:11,164 --> 01:19:13,099 Cut 768 01:19:32,299 --> 01:19:35,543 That my darling is all what natural selection is all about 769 01:19:35,568 --> 01:19:37,568 Sub synced and edited by: PEEAN91 769 01:19:38,305 --> 01:19:44,222 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org