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♪ Up on the housetop,
reindeer pause ♪

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♪ Out jumps
good ol' Santa Claus ♪

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♪ Down through the chimney
with lots of toys ♪

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♪ All for the little ones'
Christmas joys ♪

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♪ Ho, ho, ho,
who wouldn't go? ♪

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♪ Ho, ho, ho, who wouldn't go? ♪

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♪ Up on the housetop,
click, click, click ♪

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♪ Down through the chimney
with good Saint Nick ♪

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♪ First comes the stocking
of little Nell ♪

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♪ Oh, dear Santa,
fill it well ♪

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♪ Give her a dolly
that laughs and cries ♪

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♪ One that can open
and shut its eyes ♪

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♪ Ho, ho, ho,
who wouldn't go? ♪

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♪ Ho, ho, ho ♪

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♪ Who wouldn't go? ♪

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♪ Up on the housetop,
click, click, click ♪

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♪ Down through the chimney ♪

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♪ With good Saint Nick ♪

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♪ Look in the stocking
of little Will ♪

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♪ Oh, just see
what a glorious fill ♪

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♪ Here is a hammer
and lots of tacks ♪

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♪ Whistle and ball
and a whip that cracks ♪

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♪ Ho, ho, ho ♪

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- .' Who wouldn't go? .'

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♪ Ho, ho, ho,
who wouldn't go? ♪

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- No!
- .' Up on the housetop .'

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- .' Click, click, click... .'

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♪ Down through the chimney
with good Saint Nick... ♪

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♪ Ho, ho, ho, who wouldn't go? ♪

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♪ Ho, ho, ho,
who wouldn't go? ♪

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♪ Up on the housetop,
click, click, click ♪

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♪ Down through the chimney
with good Saint Nick ♪

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Down here!

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I'm down here!

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Hey!

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-- The basement.

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Hello. Hey. Hey.
I'm down here.

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Just let me go, okay?

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Please?

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'Cause I-- I didn't know
she was married.

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What are you-- what--
what are you doing?

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Just look, it's--
it's a fucking misunderstanding.

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I didn't-- I'm sorry, okay?

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She was begging for it.
What the fuck did you--?

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I didn't read that--
'cause you're her husband.

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I-- fuck, I didn't--
okay, just-

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how the fuck am I supposed to know
that she was married?

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'Cause she wasn't even wearing
a fucking wedding ring, okay?

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I swear to God, I'm never-
I'm never gonna touch her again.

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I'm gonna get
the fuck out of here, okay?

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Just...

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You're-- you're not
her husband.

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You're-

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you're just a sick fuck.

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Say something!

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Hel--
Hello.

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- Up and at 'em, Deputy.
- Sheriff?

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Mm, I need you at the station
at 1500 hours.

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Wait. why?

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Deputy Jordan's got my shift.

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Jordan's MIA.

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Wait, what?

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No one's seen him
since Thursday.

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Apparently he's gonzo,
out of here,

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got a whiff of something
he couldn't pass up.

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Meow!

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Sir, I can't work tonight.
It's Christmas Eve.

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It's Christmas Eve
for all of us,

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the season of giving,
so get off your sorry ass.

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Town hall's expecting
a record number of Santas.

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It's gonna be
a real clusterfuck.

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With all due respect, sir,

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today is a really tough day
for me.

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It's my first Christmas
without John.

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Okay, well, I'll look forward
to seeing you.

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Hmm.

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A six-sided item,
nine letters.

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Hmm.

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I'm home.

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I'm innocent, I swear.
I swear.

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Police brutality!

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Help! Help! Help!

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Daddy, I'm sorry I can't be here
tonight, but you understand.

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That's okay, darling.
You just write

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as many parking tickets as you can
for all those other wannabes

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and then look for me
up on that throne.

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Oh, well, that would be cheating,
wouldn't it, Mother?

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- She's straight as an arrow.

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- I am proud of you, kiddo.
- Thank you.

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There's a gift in the mailbox
for you, Hank.

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Give it here.

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Hey, Daddy,
what's a six-sided item?

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Uh, a cube.

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Mm, nine letters.

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Uh, a hexagon.

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Close. That's seven.

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I'll figure it out eventually.

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Anyways, good luck.

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I'm not gonna need it.
This is gonna be my year.

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Of course it is.

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And in the morning,
we will open up Christmas presents

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and we will have leftovers and we'll
spend the whole day together, okay?

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- You be careful out there, hon.
- Of course.

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- You promise?
- Of course, Mother.

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And watch out for those drunken Santas
with the wandering hands, eh?

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And no letting them off
with just a smile

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and a slap on the wrist,
not my girl.

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I won't let you down, Dad.

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♪ Deck the halls
with boughs of holly ♪

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♪ Fa la la la la
la la la la ♪

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♪ 'Tis the season
to be jolly ♪

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- .' Fa la la la la la la la la .'

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♪ Don we now our gay apparel ♪

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♪ Fa la la la la la
la la la ♪

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♪ Sing the joyous
Yuletide carol ♪

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♪ Fa la la la la
la la la la... ♪

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- Nice job, Mr. Mayor.
- Huh? Pardon me?

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- The lights-- quite a display.
- Pain in the ass.

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But we're entertaining tonight,
and Mrs. Mayor has her standards.

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So you're not judging
the Santa contest then?

122
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No, no, no.
It's an election year.

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If I choose a Santa, I earn one vote
and lose the other 499.

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- Merry Christmas, Tiffany.
- Hey.

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Tiffany, please go put on
something more respectable.

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Respectable? What would you know
about respectable?

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I have important people
coming over tonight.

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You might think it's cool
for you and your important people

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to route a road
through protected land.

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I don't.

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This town will die if we don't
put another road in.

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It's already dead.

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All right, see you
at the Santa parade.

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Yeah. You take care.

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♪ Up on the housetop,
reindeer pause ♪

136
00:10:00,499 --> 00:10:03,742
♪ Out jumps
good ol' Santa Claus ♪

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00:10:03,769 --> 00:10:07,581
♪ Down through the chimney
with lots of toys... ♪

138
00:10:07,607 --> 00:10:10,645
What are you doing, honey?
Those are Mommy's heart pills.

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- I need those.
- You need to take me to the mall.

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But I thought
we'd go to church tonight.

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Fuck church.
I want my new LV today.

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Why don't you wait until tomorrow
and see what Santa brings you?

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Do I look like I believe
in Santa Claus?

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Go get your purse
and meet me in the car.

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Great.
Salvation fucking Army.

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Got something for me?

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-- I didn't ask for that.

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Reverend Madeley.

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Do you remember the old days?

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Full house
every Christmas Eve,

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Easter too.

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Nothing's the same anymore,

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not even the snow.

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Well, we've all lost a lot
this year.

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John was important
to the community.

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It's always hard

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when a loved one
leaves you,

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no matter what
the circumstances,

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but I want you to remember

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Jesus loves you, Aubrey.

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He's always here for you.

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And so am I.

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If there's anything

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I can do to ease your pain,

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anything at all...

166
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I'm going to be late.

167
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You want me
to pour you a coffee?

168
00:14:17,356 --> 00:14:20,235
No, it's okay.
I got it.

169
00:14:20,259 --> 00:14:22,762
- What are you reading?
- A survey.

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00:14:22,795 --> 00:14:25,537
It says that Christmas
makes people crazy.

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They think
it's the short days.

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Or maybe it's "Jingle Bells"
100 times before breakfast.

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- Where is everyone anyway?
- Sheriff's out,

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scouting the parade route
for suspicious packages.

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And where is Giles?

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Late, as always.

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00:14:43,215 --> 00:14:46,389
So you hear about Jordan disappearing?
He flew the coop.

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Yes, that is why
I'm here today.

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I mean, he couldn't have waited
until after Christmas?

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Rumor is there's a girl.

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They're eloping to Milwaukee.

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Okay.

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Of course they are.

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Can you think of a nine-letter word
for a six-sided item?

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00:15:09,375 --> 00:15:10,979
For my crossword?

186
00:15:11,010 --> 00:15:12,387
Ooh, I'll Google it.

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00:15:12,411 --> 00:15:15,358
What? No. The whole point is
to figure it out yourself.

188
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So why are you asking me?

189
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It is just so nice of you
to show up, Giles.

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Don't tell me-- I missed a bank heist
and an alien invasion.

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If I can manage to put on my makeup,
blow-dry my hair and get here on time...

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The truth is,
I had to stop at the store

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and get something
for you ladies.

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Christmas presents
from you? Really?

195
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Don't rush me.
Form a line.

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Oh, after you've been kissing
the sheriff's asshole, you're gonna-

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Oh, God.

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No, thank you.

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Sheriff's Department.
Yes.

200
00:15:54,086 --> 00:15:57,033
Ma'am, which Santa Claus?
Ma'am?

201
00:15:57,056 --> 00:15:59,798
I see.
We'll send someone right over.

202
00:16:01,427 --> 00:16:03,338
You know that traveling Santa,
the one in the square?

203
00:16:03,362 --> 00:16:06,036
- Yeah. What's up?
- Well, seems he's been making kids cry.

204
00:16:06,065 --> 00:16:08,773
- What? How?
- Maybe he got a boner.

205
00:16:08,801 --> 00:16:09,836
Ugh.

206
00:16:09,868 --> 00:16:12,712
Kids are squirming
in his lap all day.

207
00:16:12,738 --> 00:16:14,581
It's bound to happen
sooner or later.

208
00:16:14,606 --> 00:16:18,144
Has anyone ever done
a background check on you, seriously?

209
00:16:18,177 --> 00:16:19,884
I'll just take this one
on my own.

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What did I say?

211
00:16:24,483 --> 00:16:24,824

212
00:16:38,063 --> 00:16:40,373
- Hey.
- Hello.

213
00:16:44,336 --> 00:16:45,872
- Hi there.
- How are you?

214
00:16:45,904 --> 00:16:47,577
Fine, thank you.

215
00:16:49,575 --> 00:16:52,556
- Ho, ho, ho, Aubrey, Merry Christmas.
- Hi, Merry Christmas.

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00:16:54,680 --> 00:16:56,318
Hi.

217
00:17:00,019 --> 00:17:03,466
Looks great. Good job.

218
00:17:07,259 --> 00:17:10,399
Happy holidays.
Merry Christmas.

219
00:17:18,070 --> 00:17:20,016
So what's your name,
partner?

220
00:17:20,039 --> 00:17:22,849
- It's Timmy.
- Timmy.

221
00:17:22,875 --> 00:17:24,821
Well, to be honest, Timmy,

222
00:17:24,843 --> 00:17:28,052
I don't think you deserve
anything this year.

223
00:17:28,080 --> 00:17:30,560
I'm joking.

224
00:17:30,582 --> 00:17:33,688
You're gonna get everything
on your Christmas list,

225
00:17:33,719 --> 00:17:36,097
but if the presents aren't
under the tree tomorrow,

226
00:17:36,121 --> 00:17:38,965
you know what happened,
right? Hmm?

227
00:17:38,991 --> 00:17:42,029
Well, see, your parents took 'em
and they put 'em on eBay.

228
00:17:43,729 --> 00:17:46,801
That's right.
Never trust your parents.

229
00:17:46,832 --> 00:17:49,039
And that's all I'm gonna say
on the matter,

230
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lest I get in trouble
with the police.

231
00:17:51,036 --> 00:17:53,277
See, they send people
to check on me

232
00:17:53,305 --> 00:17:56,286
to make sure I'm not telling kids
the truth about their parents.

233
00:17:56,308 --> 00:17:58,652
So don't go
snitching on me.

234
00:17:58,677 --> 00:18:00,679
Santa'-s little secret, right?
Shake.

235
00:18:00,712 --> 00:18:02,988
All right, superstar.
Now scoot.

236
00:18:03,015 --> 00:18:05,791
Santa sucks.

237
00:18:07,453 --> 00:18:10,229
Ho, ho, ho!
What can I do for you?

238
00:18:10,255 --> 00:18:13,361
- I'm Deputy Bradimore.
- I'm Santa-- Santa Claus.

239
00:18:13,392 --> 00:18:15,099
Do you go
by any other names?

240
00:18:15,127 --> 00:18:17,198
Yeah, sure.
At Easter, I'm the Easter Bunny.

241
00:18:17,229 --> 00:18:20,233
On Halloween, I'm Halloweener--
an Irish-Jewish ghost.

242
00:18:20,265 --> 00:18:22,176
Days between,
I'm Jim Epstein.

243
00:18:22,201 --> 00:18:23,874
And can I call you
Jim Epstein?

244
00:18:23,902 --> 00:18:25,711
Well, you could if you wanted to ruin
the childhoods

245
00:18:25,737 --> 00:18:28,411
of all those cute little brats
waiting in line, looking for reassurance

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00:18:28,440 --> 00:18:31,046
that they're gonna have lots and lots
of toys under the tree come tomorrow.

247
00:18:31,076 --> 00:18:33,113
Oh, a cynical Santa-- cute.

248
00:18:33,145 --> 00:18:36,024
Ooh, you're good.
I'm gonna have to keep an eye on you.

249
00:18:36,048 --> 00:18:37,823
You're not from around here,
are you?

250
00:18:37,850 --> 00:18:40,490
No, I'm from up north, a small town--
North Pole actually.

251
00:18:41,553 --> 00:18:43,362
And Colorado.

252
00:18:43,388 --> 00:18:45,925
- You move around a lot?
- What the hell is this?

253
00:18:45,958 --> 00:18:47,767
Why the inquisition?
I have a permit.

254
00:18:47,793 --> 00:18:49,295
Can I see it?

255
00:18:49,328 --> 00:18:51,934
Well, it happens to be
in my journal,

256
00:18:51,964 --> 00:18:54,968
because I'm a bit of
a passionate scrapbooker.

257
00:19:01,573 --> 00:19:03,780
Mind if I take a look?

258
00:19:03,809 --> 00:19:05,254
Knock yourself out.

259
00:19:05,277 --> 00:19:08,451
For 10 bucks
you can sit on my lap too.

260
00:19:08,480 --> 00:19:11,051
And we'll talk about
the first thing that pops up.

261
00:19:11,083 --> 00:19:13,085
So what's the big issue?

262
00:19:13,118 --> 00:19:16,827
We've been getting some complaints
about your behavior towards children.

263
00:19:16,855 --> 00:19:19,267
Well, if you're talking about
that whiny little brat back there,

264
00:19:19,291 --> 00:19:21,237
I stand by what I said.

265
00:19:21,260 --> 00:19:23,740
I speak the truth.

266
00:19:23,762 --> 00:19:26,265
So what do you want Santa
to bring you, huh?

267
00:19:26,298 --> 00:19:30,075
A pony? How about
a big fucking box of reality?

268
00:19:30,102 --> 00:19:32,605
- How about you tone the fuck down?
- Oh, yeah? Or what?

269
00:19:32,638 --> 00:19:36,108
You can't revoke my permit.
It was issued by town hall.

270
00:19:36,141 --> 00:19:38,553
It's conditional upon
your adherence to public decency.

271
00:19:38,577 --> 00:19:40,750
Ooh, now I'm scared.

272
00:19:40,779 --> 00:19:43,385
The big cop lady knows
the letter of the law.

273
00:19:43,415 --> 00:19:45,759
So how come
you're not at home tonight,

274
00:19:45,784 --> 00:19:48,128
by the fire with your hubby,
baking cookies?

275
00:19:49,555 --> 00:19:51,557
What did you just say?

276
00:19:51,590 --> 00:19:53,433
- Base, patrol one.

277
00:19:53,458 --> 00:19:55,495
Deputy Bradimore, come in.

278
00:20:00,866 --> 00:20:02,140
Patrol one, over.

279
00:20:02,167 --> 00:20:04,738
Uh, we got a call
from some carolers

280
00:20:04,770 --> 00:20:07,774
about a bad smell coming from
that abandoned house on Watson.

281
00:20:07,806 --> 00:20:10,184
It's probably a gas leak
or a dead raccoon.

282
00:20:10,209 --> 00:20:12,189
You have to send Giles.
I'm with Santa.

283
00:20:12,211 --> 00:20:14,316
Giles is busy.

284
00:20:14,346 --> 00:20:16,952
Doing what?
Changing his maxi pad?

285
00:20:16,982 --> 00:20:20,361
A missing persons' report for
Alana Roach. Her husband is here.

286
00:20:20,385 --> 00:20:22,126
Something happen to her?

287
00:20:22,154 --> 00:20:24,828
Mm, I think she left him
for Deputy Jordan.

288
00:20:24,856 --> 00:20:27,166
- Where did you get that from?
- Gossip.

289
00:20:27,192 --> 00:20:28,535
From who?

290
00:20:28,560 --> 00:20:31,040
Seriously,
I never reveal my sources.

291
00:20:40,606 --> 00:20:43,018
Brought you a newspaper.

292
00:20:43,041 --> 00:20:45,078
Couldn't finish the sudoku.

293
00:20:47,879 --> 00:20:50,553
Mom and Dad
missed the flight,

294
00:20:50,582 --> 00:20:53,188
so it's just me.

295
00:20:53,218 --> 00:20:55,596
I guess it kind of sucks

296
00:20:55,621 --> 00:20:57,157
being in here alone
on Christmas Eve, huh?

297
00:20:57,189 --> 00:20:59,465
Hell, you don't even know
what day it is.

298
00:21:09,668 --> 00:21:11,909
Anyway.

299
00:21:11,937 --> 00:21:14,315
I gotta go see Tiffany.

300
00:21:16,074 --> 00:21:18,452
You remember
my groupie Tiffany, right?

301
00:21:18,477 --> 00:21:20,980
I'm boning her
pretty regular now.

302
00:21:21,013 --> 00:21:24,153
-- You'd better watch out, boy.

303
00:21:25,751 --> 00:21:30,632
Christmas Eve is the scariest
damn night of the year.

304
00:21:30,656 --> 00:21:32,658
Gramps, holy shit.

305
00:21:32,691 --> 00:21:35,035
You're awake.
Let me go get someone.

306
00:21:35,060 --> 00:21:39,406
You see Santa Claus tonight, boy,
you'd better run.

307
00:21:39,431 --> 00:21:41,911
Run for your life.

308
00:21:50,075 --> 00:21:52,180
My grandfather-- he's awake.

309
00:21:54,579 --> 00:21:57,924
- Mr. McKenzie?
- I swear. He just said something.

310
00:21:57,949 --> 00:22:01,988
Mm. Mr. McKenzie,
it's time for your bath.

311
00:22:02,020 --> 00:22:05,490
He's catatonic.
He hasn't said anything in over a year.

312
00:22:07,893 --> 00:22:10,271
Do you want to help?

313
00:22:10,295 --> 00:22:12,673
I'm running kind of late.

314
00:22:38,523 --> 00:22:40,525
Ugh.

315
00:23:10,489 --> 00:23:12,491
It's disgusting.

316
00:23:23,268 --> 00:23:25,270
Jesus.

317
00:24:25,497 --> 00:24:27,909
-- Patrol one, over.

318
00:24:27,933 --> 00:24:29,935
Base. What's the problem?

319
00:24:29,968 --> 00:24:33,074
It's Deputy Jordan.
He's-- he's dead.

320
00:24:33,104 --> 00:24:34,845
Are you sure?

321
00:24:34,873 --> 00:24:36,546
I'm pretty damn sure.

322
00:24:36,575 --> 00:24:39,112
He's wrapped
in exploded Christmas lights.

323
00:24:39,144 --> 00:24:42,250
Oh my God. What do you mean?
Like electrocuted?

324
00:24:42,280 --> 00:24:43,657
Oh, shit.

325
00:24:43,682 --> 00:24:46,720
You said Alana Roach was with him,
right? I need to go search the house.

326
00:24:46,751 --> 00:24:49,129
That does not sound
like a good idea.

327
00:24:50,388 --> 00:24:54,564
Wait for backup. Whoever did it could
still be there. I'll send Sheriff.

328
00:25:05,337 --> 00:25:07,544
Ah, shit.

329
00:27:06,725 --> 00:27:09,831
Bradimore, whoa, whoa.
Jesus, stand down.

330
00:27:14,766 --> 00:27:16,268
Jesus.

331
00:27:18,236 --> 00:27:20,147
Do you want to go home?

332
00:27:20,171 --> 00:27:21,445
No.

333
00:27:21,473 --> 00:27:22,747
You're shaking.

334
00:27:22,774 --> 00:27:26,187
Shivering. It's cold.

335
00:27:26,211 --> 00:27:28,521
You should have waited
for me to come.

336
00:27:28,546 --> 00:27:30,389
I had to make sure
that she was okay.

337
00:27:30,415 --> 00:27:33,055
Look, I'm gonna say this
for your own good.

338
00:27:33,084 --> 00:27:36,531
You're not equipped to handle
this kind of situation.

339
00:27:36,554 --> 00:27:39,194
I mean, we both know that.

340
00:27:42,794 --> 00:27:45,138
So don't go playing the hero.

341
00:27:45,163 --> 00:27:47,200
That's my job.

342
00:27:47,232 --> 00:27:49,041
Oh, Jesus.

343
00:27:49,067 --> 00:27:51,946
What a bloody mess.

344
00:27:57,575 --> 00:27:59,953
Whew.

345
00:27:59,978 --> 00:28:02,891
Whoa, a big fella.

346
00:28:05,483 --> 00:28:09,329
See, I guess that's what happens
when you try to start a new life.

347
00:28:09,354 --> 00:28:11,356
I told him she was bad news.

348
00:28:11,389 --> 00:28:14,336
I mean, fuck, she was screwing
half the bloody town.

349
00:28:14,359 --> 00:28:16,066
Where's the husband now?

350
00:28:16,094 --> 00:28:19,303
Oh, waiting for the bars to open
so he can get drunk.

351
00:28:19,330 --> 00:28:22,436
- Should we go talk to him?
- Huh? No, Giles already did.

352
00:28:22,467 --> 00:28:25,812
He was at the auto shop all day.
The boss confirms it.

353
00:28:25,837 --> 00:28:28,841
No, he didn't do this.

354
00:28:28,873 --> 00:28:30,875
Well, then who did?

355
00:28:31,876 --> 00:28:35,289
That level of brutality--
it has to be personal, okay?

356
00:28:35,313 --> 00:28:37,919
A stranger just
doesn't make any sense.

357
00:28:37,949 --> 00:28:40,122
Murder seldom does.

358
00:28:44,055 --> 00:28:46,057
All right, see what you can get
off those footprints.

359
00:28:46,091 --> 00:28:48,162
I'm gonna set up our own
command HQ.

360
00:28:48,193 --> 00:28:50,139
Whoa, whoa, whoa. You realize
with Calumet Road closed,

361
00:28:50,161 --> 00:28:51,663
that we're just completely
on our own?

362
00:28:51,696 --> 00:28:55,803
Good. No state troopers, no FBI,
Miami."

363
00:28:55,834 --> 00:28:58,542
This is payback time
for those parking violations

364
00:28:58,570 --> 00:29:01,483
and stray cats up trees.
And I'll tell you another thing:

365
00:29:01,506 --> 00:29:04,976
This sick fuck is gonna wish
he never set foot in my town.

366
00:29:08,012 --> 00:29:08,278
Yeah, that's it, that's it.
Work it, work it.

367
00:29:08,279 --> 00:29:10,316
Yeah, that's it, that's it.
Work it, work it.

368
00:29:10,348 --> 00:29:12,760
Oh, yeah, lean back.

369
00:29:12,784 --> 00:29:15,264
Oh, that's awesome.
You look amazing.

370
00:29:15,286 --> 00:29:16,856
Work it, work it.

371
00:29:16,888 --> 00:29:19,926
Oh, that's it, that's it. Okay.
Oh, that's nice, that's nice.

372
00:29:19,958 --> 00:29:21,801
Oh, baby, you're beautiful.
Stretch your neck out.

373
00:29:21,826 --> 00:29:24,329
Stretch your neck out.
That's it. Ow!

374
00:29:24,362 --> 00:29:26,672
Looking like an angel today.

375
00:29:28,032 --> 00:29:30,569
Frank is very very--
feeling it, baby.

376
00:29:30,602 --> 00:29:33,913
- God, Frank.
- That's right.

377
00:29:40,879 --> 00:29:43,883
So your website
can only be seen in Europe?

378
00:29:43,915 --> 00:29:45,690
In Europe and Asia.

379
00:29:45,717 --> 00:29:47,287
Awesome.

380
00:29:48,419 --> 00:29:51,866
Oh, your present's over there,
white envelope.

381
00:29:51,890 --> 00:29:53,767
Girl, you rocked it.

382
00:29:57,796 --> 00:30:00,902
- Merry Christmas.
- Yeah, have a great one, babe.

383
00:30:02,100 --> 00:30:05,081
- Mwah. Whoo!
- Later, honey.

384
00:30:22,320 --> 00:30:23,492
Creep.

385
00:30:27,792 --> 00:30:30,238
Maria, baby!

386
00:30:30,261 --> 00:30:32,241
- Ooh, ooh, that's good, the tits.
- You want it off?

387
00:30:32,263 --> 00:30:35,005
- Work the tits. Yeah, perfect.
- Yeah, I'll take it off.

388
00:30:35,033 --> 00:30:36,603
Work the tits. Work the tits.
Work the tits.

389
00:30:36,634 --> 00:30:38,875
Oh, God. Yeah, that's it.

390
00:30:38,903 --> 00:30:42,077
That's it. Oh, man.
You're looking great. That's good.

391
00:30:45,977 --> 00:30:47,923
Tiffany must have
forgotten something.

392
00:30:47,946 --> 00:30:51,257
Or maybe the Snowman's back.
We're running low.

393
00:30:52,383 --> 00:30:54,624
-- Goldie, get the door.

394
00:30:54,652 --> 00:30:56,825
Okay, okay.

395
00:31:02,861 --> 00:31:04,306
Hey.

396
00:31:07,265 --> 00:31:09,609
What's this?

397
00:31:17,976 --> 00:31:21,321
God, that's amazing.
Look at that. That's unbelievable.

398
00:31:21,346 --> 00:31:22,950
You're looking perfect.

399
00:31:33,124 --> 00:31:34,603
Frank?

400
00:31:34,626 --> 00:31:36,765
Yeah, that's it.
What?

401
00:31:38,830 --> 00:31:41,037
Frank, run!

402
00:32:12,163 --> 00:32:13,506
No.

403
00:32:50,601 --> 00:32:53,104
Frank?

404
00:35:15,480 --> 00:35:18,984
Help me. Help me!

405
00:35:19,016 --> 00:35:21,223
No!

406
00:35:23,020 --> 00:35:25,864
Bastard! No. Please.

407
00:35:25,890 --> 00:35:28,393
NO! NO!

408
00:35:28,426 --> 00:35:30,770
Somebody help me, please!

409
00:35:30,795 --> 00:35:32,741
Anybody!

410
00:35:33,731 --> 00:35:36,610
No, no. No!

411
00:35:36,634 --> 00:35:38,204
Help me!

412
00:35:38,236 --> 00:35:40,341
No, no.

413
00:35:40,371 --> 00:35:42,578
NO! NO!

414
00:35:42,607 --> 00:35:44,883
No!

415
00:36:00,057 --> 00:36:03,903
Please!

416
00:36:23,948 --> 00:36:26,394
Well, the prints came from
a Cumberland work boot, size 13,

417
00:36:26,417 --> 00:36:27,691
so it's definitely
not Jordan.

418
00:36:27,718 --> 00:36:29,720
They didn't deserve
what just happened.

419
00:36:29,754 --> 00:36:32,792
- Well, somebody thought differently.
- What do you mean?

420
00:36:32,823 --> 00:36:34,928
What I mean is that this wasn't
like a random,

421
00:36:34,959 --> 00:36:38,099
spontaneous act of violence.
Whoever did this had a plan.

422
00:36:38,129 --> 00:36:40,268
And whoever had a plan
had a reason.

423
00:36:40,298 --> 00:36:42,972
Well, who do you think
could have done this?

424
00:36:43,000 --> 00:36:45,606
Do you remember that article
that you were reading to me

425
00:36:45,636 --> 00:36:48,446
about Christmas making
people crazy?

426
00:36:48,472 --> 00:36:50,850
Holiday murders-
Google that.

427
00:36:52,410 --> 00:36:55,550
Sheriff's Department.

428
00:36:55,580 --> 00:36:57,958
It's Crazy Betty.
She sounds a little crazy,

429
00:36:57,982 --> 00:37:00,326
something about blood.

430
00:37:00,351 --> 00:37:02,228
Yeah, a Bloody Mary,
most likely.

431
00:37:02,253 --> 00:37:04,164
-- She's been drinking, guaranteed.

432
00:37:04,188 --> 00:37:06,190
Sheriff's Department.

433
00:37:07,658 --> 00:37:08,830
Crazy Betty again?

434
00:37:08,859 --> 00:37:12,773
No, a Mrs. Morwood
over on Euclid.

435
00:37:12,797 --> 00:37:14,799
I'll go check it out.

436
00:37:14,832 --> 00:37:17,278
Wait, no.

437
00:37:17,301 --> 00:37:20,043
I'll go to the Morwoods'.
I know the family.

438
00:37:20,071 --> 00:37:23,450
Bradimore, you head down to the motel.
Giles, you meet her there.

439
00:37:23,474 --> 00:37:25,818
- Yes, ma'am. Right away.
- I really don't feel well enough

440
00:37:25,843 --> 00:37:27,686
to be fighting crime.

441
00:37:27,712 --> 00:37:29,817
I'm probably best served
just holding the fort.

442
00:37:29,847 --> 00:37:34,262
No, you are best served protecting
the good citizens of Cryer

443
00:37:34,285 --> 00:37:36,663
instead of your own sorry ass.

444
00:37:36,687 --> 00:37:38,963
So man up.

445
00:38:19,930 --> 00:38:23,104
What happened here?

446
00:38:24,735 --> 00:38:27,079
- She's dead.
- No.

447
00:38:27,104 --> 00:38:29,710
He skewered her
like a little pig.

448
00:38:29,740 --> 00:38:32,346
What?

449
00:38:32,376 --> 00:38:33,878
Did you see him?

450
00:38:38,416 --> 00:38:40,760
I'm really sorry.

451
00:38:40,785 --> 00:38:42,787
I promise you

452
00:38:42,820 --> 00:38:44,697
that we'll catch this maniac

453
00:38:44,722 --> 00:38:46,759
and he will pay
for what he did.

454
00:38:46,791 --> 00:38:49,795
- It's all my fault, Sheriff.
- No.

455
00:38:49,827 --> 00:38:52,501
- She was driving me crazy.
- It's all right.

456
00:38:52,530 --> 00:38:54,771
All I wanted for Christmas
was some relief,

457
00:38:54,799 --> 00:38:57,575
but I was talking about
boarding school.

458
00:38:57,601 --> 00:39:00,275
I didn't mean this.
I didn't want this.

459
00:39:00,304 --> 00:39:02,306
It's all right. It's okay.

460
00:39:02,340 --> 00:39:04,820
I deserve to go to jail.

461
00:39:04,842 --> 00:39:06,014
No, no, no.

462
00:39:06,043 --> 00:39:08,887
- Take me in.
- Stay there.

463
00:39:08,913 --> 00:39:11,621
Wait. Don't go in there.

464
00:39:13,617 --> 00:39:16,063
Once you see it,
you can't unsee it.

465
00:39:28,866 --> 00:39:31,676
-- Bradimore, Giles, come in.

466
00:39:31,702 --> 00:39:34,876
We have another homicide
on Euclid.

467
00:39:34,905 --> 00:39:37,579
A 14-year-old girl
appears to be speared.

468
00:39:37,608 --> 00:39:39,451
What do you see?

469
00:39:39,477 --> 00:39:42,151
Two dead here, sir.
There's a woman, Goldie Willis,

470
00:39:42,179 --> 00:39:46,127
and a Frank Forrester.
He runs a website, soft porn.

471
00:39:46,150 --> 00:39:50,656
Porn, drugs-
when did this town become so sleazy?

472
00:39:50,688 --> 00:39:52,190
Ever since the mill closed.

473
00:39:52,223 --> 00:39:53,998
They do what they gotta do
to survive.

474
00:39:55,593 --> 00:39:58,267
Oh, yeah?
You call this survival?

475
00:39:58,295 --> 00:40:00,468
And, sir, we found prints-
work boots.

476
00:40:00,498 --> 00:40:02,671
- They're huge.
- Looks like the same perp.

477
00:40:02,700 --> 00:40:05,442
The woman-- Goldie Willis--
she was the first one to die.

478
00:40:05,469 --> 00:40:08,416
There was no sign of forced entry.
Whoever did this--

479
00:40:08,439 --> 00:40:10,612
she must have known him.
I mean, she opened the door.

480
00:40:10,641 --> 00:40:14,020
The last call that Frank made
was to a Mr. Snow.

481
00:40:14,044 --> 00:40:16,388
That doesn't ring a bell.

482
00:40:16,414 --> 00:40:18,553
I know a Mr. Cloud,
but he's Indian.

483
00:40:20,017 --> 00:40:22,497
Native American.

484
00:40:22,520 --> 00:40:25,296
All right, son, listen.
I want you to lock up the crime scene.

485
00:40:25,322 --> 00:40:28,792
Oh, and check out
that rat-infested motel.

486
00:40:28,826 --> 00:40:31,966
Somebody may have heard
or seen something.

487
00:40:31,996 --> 00:40:34,670
Sir, there's a video camera.

488
00:40:34,698 --> 00:40:37,975
Well, bring the damn thing in.
Maybe we'll get lucky.

489
00:40:44,275 --> 00:40:47,552
.' Holy infant .'

490
00:40:47,578 --> 00:40:52,357
♪ So tender and mild ♪

491
00:40:52,383 --> 00:40:54,226
<i>.' Sleep .'</i>

492
00:40:54,251 --> 00:40:57,858
♪ In heavenly peace... ♪

493
00:40:57,888 --> 00:41:00,266
Merry Christmas, brother.

494
00:41:00,291 --> 00:41:02,771
♪ Sleep... ♪

495
00:41:02,793 --> 00:41:06,366
.' In heavenly .'

496
00:41:06,397 --> 00:41:08,775
♪ Peace. ♪

497
00:41:20,978 --> 00:41:23,549
Girls, I'd like to thank you

498
00:41:23,581 --> 00:41:28,052
for bringing some true
Christmas cheer to the town.

499
00:41:28,085 --> 00:41:31,532
If I could just get one shot
for the parish newsletter?

500
00:41:42,299 --> 00:41:45,246
Oh, you can do
better than that.

501
00:41:45,269 --> 00:41:47,249
Okay.

502
00:41:51,075 --> 00:41:54,386
Uh, one more for luck.

503
00:41:56,514 --> 00:41:58,585
That's right.

504
00:41:58,616 --> 00:42:02,428
Spread some joy
to the world.

505
00:42:04,922 --> 00:42:06,993
Thank you.

506
00:42:14,431 --> 00:42:16,877
Hi, Dennis.

507
00:42:25,509 --> 00:42:27,614
Shouldn't we call in
some help?

508
00:42:27,645 --> 00:42:29,386
It's Christmas Eve.

509
00:42:29,413 --> 00:42:31,620
And assuming they could
give a damn,

510
00:42:31,649 --> 00:42:33,560
it would be midnight
before anyone showed up.

511
00:42:33,584 --> 00:42:36,793
No, we're just gonna have to
take this maniac down ourselves.

512
00:42:36,820 --> 00:42:39,733
And that is where
our training kicks in.

513
00:42:46,030 --> 00:42:47,873
Hmm.

514
00:42:47,898 --> 00:42:49,900
Who is that?

515
00:42:51,168 --> 00:42:53,580
Yeah. Later.

516
00:42:53,604 --> 00:42:55,982
- Maybe we should fast-forward it.
- Hmm? What?

517
00:42:56,006 --> 00:42:58,213
- Fast-forward.
- Oh.

518
00:42:58,242 --> 00:43:02,213
I'm just-- I'm just making
a mental note to call the mayor.

519
00:43:02,246 --> 00:43:04,658
- About the killings?
- No, about his daughter.

520
00:43:04,682 --> 00:43:08,152
You know, just don't want to scare
people unnecessarily.

521
00:43:08,185 --> 00:43:11,223
But he's gonna find out sooner or later.
I mean, people are gonna be talking.

522
00:43:11,255 --> 00:43:13,565
He'll find out
when I find the killer.

523
00:43:13,591 --> 00:43:17,232
Never present to your superiors
a problem.

524
00:43:17,261 --> 00:43:20,834
Always present the solution.

525
00:43:20,864 --> 00:43:23,276
Right, here you go.

526
00:43:33,344 --> 00:43:35,950
Frank.

527
00:43:45,856 --> 00:43:47,858
-- Oh.

528
00:43:47,891 --> 00:43:50,371
God, you scared me to death.

529
00:43:55,833 --> 00:43:59,474
- Giles.
- I'm on my way in.

530
00:43:59,503 --> 00:44:02,416
Listen, we've got a lead
on our killer from the motel.

531
00:44:02,439 --> 00:44:04,146
Yeah, he's wearing a Santa'-s suit
and a mask.

532
00:44:04,174 --> 00:44:08,020
Well, that narrows it down, man.
The town square is like Santa central.

533
00:44:08,045 --> 00:44:10,787
Listen, this one's big, all right?
Size 13 boots, over 6 feet. Anyone

534
00:44:10,814 --> 00:44:13,624
matching that description-- you bring
him in immediately for questioning.

535
00:44:13,651 --> 00:44:17,258
That's cute, Aubrey.
I'm gonna need some help.

536
00:44:46,450 --> 00:44:48,452
We're a little crowded tonight.

537
00:44:50,020 --> 00:44:52,022
There might be some room
at the front.

538
00:44:56,360 --> 00:44:58,636
I prepared a sermon.

539
00:44:58,662 --> 00:45:01,768
It's just a few words really.

540
00:45:01,799 --> 00:45:05,178
It's about the ugly side
of Christmas,

541
00:45:05,202 --> 00:45:07,478
how we surround ourselves

542
00:45:07,504 --> 00:45:09,984
with colored lights
and decorations,

543
00:45:10,007 --> 00:45:12,715
snow globes and gift wrap,

544
00:45:12,743 --> 00:45:14,745
how we convince ourselves

545
00:45:14,778 --> 00:45:18,055
that everything
is fun and laughter.

546
00:45:18,082 --> 00:45:20,426
Dig a little deeper, friends.

547
00:45:20,451 --> 00:45:24,331
Christmas has a dark side too.

548
00:45:24,354 --> 00:45:27,494
Remember that chilly night
in Bethlehem

549
00:45:27,524 --> 00:45:31,802
when baby Jesus was born
into this cold world

550
00:45:31,829 --> 00:45:35,436
and laid in the filth
of a manger,

551
00:45:35,466 --> 00:45:38,379
when King Herod

552
00:45:38,402 --> 00:45:41,281
massacred infants?

553
00:45:42,639 --> 00:45:46,086
Christmas has
some bad memories too.

554
00:45:46,110 --> 00:45:49,421
To truly appreciate
the beauty of Christmas,

555
00:45:49,446 --> 00:45:51,722
you must understand
its ugliness.

556
00:45:51,749 --> 00:45:55,663
Sin is the beating heart
of Christmas-

557
00:45:55,686 --> 00:45:57,825
pain and war.

558
00:45:57,855 --> 00:46:00,358
Fear and sickness,

559
00:46:00,390 --> 00:46:03,064
death and famine,

560
00:46:03,093 --> 00:46:05,733
"American ldol"

561
00:46:05,763 --> 00:46:09,711
and internet pornography!

562
00:46:13,604 --> 00:46:15,845
Thomas Guthrie wrote,

563
00:46:15,873 --> 00:46:18,513
"Who is the murderess

564
00:46:18,542 --> 00:46:21,079
that takes his life?

565
00:46:21,111 --> 00:46:23,284
Sin.

566
00:46:23,313 --> 00:46:25,987
Who is the sorceress
that first deceives,

567
00:46:26,016 --> 00:46:28,189
and then damns his soul?

568
00:46:28,218 --> 00:46:30,255
Sin.

569
00:46:30,287 --> 00:46:33,530
Who is it that brings
old men grey hair

570
00:46:33,557 --> 00:46:35,969
with sorrow to the grave?

571
00:46:35,993 --> 00:46:38,269
Sin!"

572
00:46:38,295 --> 00:46:40,297
Sin is the reason

573
00:46:40,330 --> 00:46:42,936
that our Savior

574
00:46:42,966 --> 00:46:46,209
Jesus Christ

575
00:46:46,236 --> 00:46:48,375
was born!

576
00:47:07,524 --> 00:47:10,027
I won't say a word.

577
00:47:13,063 --> 00:47:15,065
I won't tell a soul.

578
00:47:16,200 --> 00:47:18,612
Please don't kill me.

579
00:47:29,546 --> 00:47:32,390
One hour till parade time.

580
00:47:53,937 --> 00:47:55,917
Who's the big fellow
in the corner?

581
00:47:56,907 --> 00:47:59,478
Stein Karsson,

582
00:47:59,509 --> 00:48:02,513
used to be a foreman
at the mill.

583
00:48:02,546 --> 00:48:05,117
Hmm. Haven't seen him
around before.

584
00:48:05,148 --> 00:48:08,027
I think he lives
up at the motel these days.

585
00:48:08,051 --> 00:48:09,553
Crazy Betty's?

586
00:48:09,586 --> 00:48:12,032
No, the Four fucking Seasons.

587
00:48:12,055 --> 00:48:14,433
Nice.

588
00:48:19,363 --> 00:48:21,934
- Base.

589
00:48:21,965 --> 00:48:24,206
Brenda, patch me through
to the sheriff, please.

590
00:48:24,234 --> 00:48:25,804
Um...

591
00:48:28,972 --> 00:48:31,646
- He's a little tied up.
- It will only take a minute.

592
00:48:44,321 --> 00:48:46,130
This better be good.

593
00:48:46,156 --> 00:48:50,798
Listen, Sheriff, there's a man here-
Stein Karsson.

594
00:48:50,827 --> 00:48:53,774
He is a former log worker.
He's wearing work boots.

595
00:48:53,797 --> 00:48:56,676
He's huge.
He fits the giant Santa profile.

596
00:48:56,700 --> 00:48:58,702
What's he doing?

597
00:48:58,735 --> 00:49:00,408
Eating a burger.

598
00:49:00,437 --> 00:49:02,383
Well, that doesn't sound like
the kind of thing

599
00:49:02,406 --> 00:49:06,877
a serial killer would be partaking of
after five homicides.

600
00:49:06,910 --> 00:49:09,948
He lives up at the motel and
I remember his name from the registry.

601
00:49:09,980 --> 00:49:12,654
Hmm, it could be our guy.

602
00:49:12,683 --> 00:49:15,163
Where are you?

603
00:49:15,185 --> 00:49:17,256
- Jack's Bar.
- All right, I'm on my way.

604
00:49:17,287 --> 00:49:20,496
Just don't do anything stupid.

605
00:49:20,524 --> 00:49:23,528
Gentlemen, ho, ho, ho.

606
00:49:27,497 --> 00:49:30,603
Mr. Karsson?

607
00:49:30,634 --> 00:49:32,204
Stein Karsson?

608
00:49:32,235 --> 00:49:35,239
Mind if I ask you
a few questions?

609
00:49:35,272 --> 00:49:39,550
I was wondering when was
the last time you were at the motel.

610
00:49:39,576 --> 00:49:41,578
This morning.

611
00:49:41,611 --> 00:49:44,751
And did you notice
anything unusual,

612
00:49:44,781 --> 00:49:46,317
any new people around?

613
00:49:46,350 --> 00:49:49,297
It's a motel.
People come and go.

614
00:49:49,319 --> 00:49:52,562
But you live there, correct?
You don't know any residents?

615
00:49:52,589 --> 00:49:54,591
No.

616
00:49:56,159 --> 00:49:59,140
How about a--

617
00:50:01,565 --> 00:50:03,636
a Mr. Snow?

618
00:50:07,204 --> 00:50:09,241
No.

619
00:50:09,272 --> 00:50:13,812
So do you have any plans
for tonight, for Christmas?

620
00:50:16,380 --> 00:50:19,725
I'm gonna spread
as much joy,

621
00:50:19,750 --> 00:50:23,129
as many parcels
of happiness as I can.

622
00:50:23,153 --> 00:50:26,498
Then I'm gonna get
my girlfriend so wasted,

623
00:50:26,523 --> 00:50:28,662
she won't even know
if I fuck her in the ass.

624
00:50:30,961 --> 00:50:33,305
You don't seem very happy
about Christmas, do you?

625
00:50:33,330 --> 00:50:35,742
Let me tell you
about Christmas.

626
00:50:35,766 --> 00:50:38,144
It ain't all candy canes
and pretty lights.

627
00:50:40,003 --> 00:50:42,506
Christmas can fuck you up.

628
00:50:42,539 --> 00:50:45,952
I heard this story.

629
00:50:47,144 --> 00:50:51,149
This fella was pissed
that his wife left him

630
00:50:51,181 --> 00:50:54,355
on account of him being
a dull man.

631
00:50:54,384 --> 00:50:56,955
She took up with
a more exciting fellow.

632
00:50:56,987 --> 00:50:59,194
The husband was distraught.

633
00:51:01,091 --> 00:51:05,198
He went to the party
they were at

634
00:51:05,228 --> 00:51:08,072
dressed as Santa,

635
00:51:08,098 --> 00:51:11,477
took with him a weapon,

636
00:51:11,501 --> 00:51:14,345
one he made
with his own hands.

637
00:51:17,107 --> 00:51:20,884
And he set about
killing them that was naughty.

638
00:51:25,482 --> 00:51:29,862
The wife's boyfriend ran,
left her behind.

639
00:51:34,257 --> 00:51:36,567
She begged for forgiveness,

640
00:51:36,593 --> 00:51:38,869
pleaded for her life.

641
00:51:38,895 --> 00:51:43,310
He had no mercy for sinners,

642
00:51:43,333 --> 00:51:45,540
burnt 'em to a crisp.

643
00:52:06,590 --> 00:52:09,628
He's still doing it too,

644
00:52:09,659 --> 00:52:12,697
every year a new town.

645
00:52:14,097 --> 00:52:16,976
Everyone knows that story.
It's an urban legend.

646
00:52:19,069 --> 00:52:21,071
It ain't.

647
00:52:28,011 --> 00:52:30,685
Have you been
a naughty girl, Deputy?

648
00:52:48,298 --> 00:52:50,107
Who put you onto me?

649
00:52:50,133 --> 00:52:52,704
Was it Frank, that creep?
That kid Dennis?

650
00:52:52,736 --> 00:52:55,410
Just stay calm.

651
00:52:55,438 --> 00:52:57,475
-- Karsson is Mr. Snow.

652
00:52:59,576 --> 00:53:01,078
Hey.

653
00:53:31,908 --> 00:53:34,320
Stop.
I can work this out.

654
00:53:34,344 --> 00:53:37,120
You can't work shit out.

655
00:53:39,015 --> 00:53:41,996
-- Shit.

656
00:53:49,559 --> 00:53:50,799
Are you hurt?

657
00:53:52,128 --> 00:53:54,039
No.

658
00:53:56,266 --> 00:53:59,804
- Where do you think he went?
- Wherever he feels safe.

659
00:53:59,836 --> 00:54:04,216
Well, I'm on his tail now.

660
00:54:05,642 --> 00:54:08,777
There's nowhere safe.

661
00:54:10,780 --> 00:54:13,158
Ah, shit.

662
00:54:21,791 --> 00:54:23,361
- Hello.
- Dad.

663
00:54:23,393 --> 00:54:26,135
Hi, princess.
Let me get your mom.

664
00:54:26,162 --> 00:54:27,732
No.

665
00:54:27,764 --> 00:54:29,766
I really need to speak to you.

666
00:54:29,799 --> 00:54:32,746
What's going on?
You sound upset.

667
00:54:34,170 --> 00:54:36,172
I'm not cut out for this job.

668
00:54:36,206 --> 00:54:38,243
Are you kidding?

669
00:54:38,275 --> 00:54:40,050
I spent 40 years
on the force.

670
00:54:40,076 --> 00:54:42,181
I know what makes
a good cop, Aubrey.

671
00:54:42,212 --> 00:54:44,214
I'm not.

672
00:54:44,247 --> 00:54:47,694
I can't do it.

673
00:54:47,717 --> 00:54:51,460
I mean, maybe before
I lost John

674
00:54:51,488 --> 00:54:56,335
I thought that I was brave

675
00:54:56,359 --> 00:54:59,806
and intuitive like you, but...

676
00:55:01,598 --> 00:55:03,874
I'm not.

677
00:55:03,900 --> 00:55:06,210
I choked.

678
00:55:06,236 --> 00:55:09,149
Dad, I choked.

679
00:55:09,172 --> 00:55:11,209
Trust your gut.

680
00:55:11,241 --> 00:55:13,243
When the time comes,

681
00:55:13,276 --> 00:55:15,381
you'll know what to do.

682
00:55:21,184 --> 00:55:24,256
Listen, don't go to the parade
tonight, Dad.

683
00:55:24,287 --> 00:55:25,994
We have a situation
with one of the Santas

684
00:55:26,022 --> 00:55:28,298
and he could be
really dangerous.

685
00:55:28,325 --> 00:55:30,396
But don't tell Mom.
I don't want her to worry.

686
00:55:30,427 --> 00:55:32,498
She doesn't have to worry.

687
00:55:32,529 --> 00:55:34,531
This isn't the first time

688
00:55:34,564 --> 00:55:37,408
a Bradimore had to bring down
a bad Santa.

689
00:55:37,434 --> 00:55:39,505
You'll find him.

690
00:55:39,536 --> 00:55:42,745
You'll catch him.

691
00:55:42,772 --> 00:55:44,774
Good bye.

692
00:55:53,583 --> 00:55:56,189
Public enemy number one.

693
00:55:56,219 --> 00:55:58,927
- It's double S.
- Is it?

694
00:55:58,955 --> 00:56:01,458
Karsson-- it's double S.

695
00:56:01,491 --> 00:56:04,529
Double S--
double screwed.

696
00:56:04,561 --> 00:56:08,407
Listen, the bars will close.
The whole town shuts down.

697
00:56:08,431 --> 00:56:11,776
He can run,
but he can't hide.

698
00:56:11,801 --> 00:56:14,304
I want this son of a bitch
behind bars before dawn,

699
00:56:14,337 --> 00:56:16,078
or my aunt's my uncle.

700
00:56:16,106 --> 00:56:17,710
I'm not so sure, Sheriff.

701
00:56:17,741 --> 00:56:19,482
You're not so sure
about what, Deputy?

702
00:56:19,509 --> 00:56:21,785
About Karsson.
He doesn't stack up.

703
00:56:21,811 --> 00:56:24,052
- To what?
- As a suspect.

704
00:56:24,080 --> 00:56:27,653
Don't put avocado
on the burger.

705
00:56:27,684 --> 00:56:28,890
What?

706
00:56:28,918 --> 00:56:31,990
Simple is always best.

707
00:56:32,021 --> 00:56:35,992
Look, Karsson killed
Jordan and Alana,

708
00:56:36,025 --> 00:56:38,528
then those two degenerates
at crazy Betty's motel.

709
00:56:38,561 --> 00:56:41,405
Hell, he even tried to kill you,
didn't he? Have you forgotten that?

710
00:56:41,431 --> 00:56:44,776
But Karsson was a coke dealer.
Why would he want to kill his clients

711
00:56:44,801 --> 00:56:47,805
and what would be his motive
for killing Alana and Jordan

712
00:56:47,837 --> 00:56:50,511
and the Morwood girl?
It doesn't make sense, sir, I'm sorry.

713
00:56:50,540 --> 00:56:54,147
There you go again. Now you're
piling hummus on top of the burger too.

714
00:56:54,177 --> 00:56:56,020
What if he was punishing them?

715
00:56:56,045 --> 00:56:57,854
He knew Alana was cheating
on her husband.

716
00:56:57,881 --> 00:57:00,259
He knew that Frank and Goldie
were making porn.

717
00:57:00,283 --> 00:57:03,025
And who would know all that?

718
00:57:03,052 --> 00:57:05,157
Someone they knew.
Someone they trusted.

719
00:57:05,188 --> 00:57:07,168
You mean, like a drug dealer?

720
00:57:07,190 --> 00:57:09,568
Sir, a drug dealer with morals?
Come on.

721
00:57:09,592 --> 00:57:11,572
All right, I read
Brenda's magazine.

722
00:57:11,594 --> 00:57:15,303
Christmas-- the number one holiday
for people going nuts.

723
00:57:15,331 --> 00:57:17,402
That's motive enough for me.

724
00:57:17,434 --> 00:57:20,506
So I want you to get out there
and I want you to search every street.

725
00:57:20,537 --> 00:57:22,539
Come on.

726
00:57:23,706 --> 00:57:26,812
Past homicides around the holidays,
state by state.

727
00:57:26,843 --> 00:57:28,345
Thanks.

728
00:57:30,046 --> 00:57:33,255
Double S, my ass.

729
00:58:03,513 --> 00:58:05,015
Aubrey.

730
00:58:05,048 --> 00:58:07,619
Joe, hi.

731
00:58:07,650 --> 00:58:11,257
What's this I hear about a dead guy
over on Watson?

732
00:58:11,287 --> 00:58:14,097
Someone said the body was
electrocuted.

733
00:58:15,892 --> 00:58:18,270
I don't know anything
about that.

734
00:58:21,064 --> 00:58:23,510
I didn't believe it either.

735
00:58:28,872 --> 00:58:32,547
-- Karsson's here, close.

736
00:58:32,575 --> 00:58:34,145
I can smell it--

737
00:58:34,177 --> 00:58:36,953
the smell of fear.

738
00:58:36,980 --> 00:58:38,755
I don't smell it.

739
00:58:39,916 --> 00:58:42,760
No. Well, that's not because
you are not attuned.

740
00:58:42,785 --> 00:58:45,823
A crime fighter's senses

741
00:58:45,855 --> 00:58:49,632
switch to something
almost primeval,

742
00:58:49,659 --> 00:58:53,766
from when we hunted cave bears
and dinosaurs.

743
00:58:53,796 --> 00:58:56,572
Sheriff, listen,
I have an article

744
00:58:56,599 --> 00:58:59,102
from Metesca, Montana,
five years ago,

745
00:58:59,135 --> 00:59:02,742
December 26th,
a multiple homicide.

746
00:59:02,772 --> 00:59:04,877
The journal of the Santa from
"The Real Christmas Show"

747
00:59:04,908 --> 00:59:07,650
puts him in Metesca
at the same time.

748
00:59:07,677 --> 00:59:09,554
SQ?

749
00:59:09,579 --> 00:59:11,718
We're looking
for the wrong Santa.

750
00:59:11,748 --> 00:59:13,887
Epstein, we're coming in!

751
00:59:17,387 --> 00:59:19,594
Jesus, what a pigsty.

752
00:59:21,324 --> 00:59:23,167
He lives in here?

753
00:59:23,192 --> 00:59:26,105
No, he travels in it.
He's living at the motel.

754
00:59:26,129 --> 00:59:28,405
What a smell.

755
00:59:28,431 --> 00:59:30,604
See if you can find
any weapons.

756
00:59:32,869 --> 00:59:34,940
We're looking
in the wrong place.

757
00:59:36,139 --> 00:59:38,915
Just who the hell
do you think you are, Deputy?

758
00:59:38,942 --> 00:59:43,391
Don't you tell me
how to suss out a perp,

759
00:59:43,413 --> 00:59:46,451
not when you choked
the one time you had the chance.

760
00:59:46,482 --> 00:59:48,985
I fucked up.

761
00:59:49,018 --> 00:59:52,227
Okay? I fucked up, sir.

762
00:59:52,255 --> 00:59:55,998
I have to live with that
for the rest of my life.

763
00:59:59,696 --> 01:00:02,108
You can trust me.

764
01:00:12,308 --> 01:00:12,441
♪ Mama Claus said, "Santa" ♪

765
01:00:12,442 --> 01:00:14,080
♪ Mama Claus said, "Santa" ♪

766
01:00:14,110 --> 01:00:16,454
♪ "Why do you look so down?" ♪

767
01:00:23,252 --> 01:00:26,563
♪ Can't you get on a sleigh,
get on your way? ♪

768
01:00:26,589 --> 01:00:29,160
♪ The boys and girls are waiting
on Christmas Day ♪

769
01:00:29,192 --> 01:00:31,069
♪ What's the matter with you? ♪

770
01:00:31,094 --> 01:00:34,667
♪ Turn that frown around... ♪

771
01:00:34,697 --> 01:00:36,335
- Daddy.
- .' Go, go... .'

772
01:00:36,366 --> 01:00:38,972
- You promised you'd stop smoking.
- .' Go, Santa, go, go... .'

773
01:00:39,002 --> 01:00:41,448
I will, honey bunch,

774
01:00:41,471 --> 01:00:43,473
January 1st.

775
01:00:43,506 --> 01:00:45,747
It'll be my
New Year's resolution.

776
01:00:45,775 --> 01:00:48,255
I love you.

777
01:00:48,277 --> 01:00:50,484
At least one of my girls
is still sweet.

778
01:00:50,513 --> 01:00:52,652
Now you go get ready
for bed, okay?

779
01:00:52,682 --> 01:00:54,662
Only if you say good night.

780
01:00:54,684 --> 01:00:56,925
I will.

781
01:01:00,590 --> 01:01:02,467
Come here.

782
01:01:04,293 --> 01:01:05,966
What are you doing
out here?

783
01:01:05,995 --> 01:01:08,100
Tiffany says
you finished the guesthouse.

784
01:01:08,131 --> 01:01:11,840
It's a doozy--
two bedrooms and a full bath.

785
01:01:11,868 --> 01:01:13,870
I'm gonna show him.

786
01:01:13,903 --> 01:01:16,247
- Make it snappy.
- Oh, yeah.

787
01:01:16,272 --> 01:01:19,549
I want us all to drive into town
for the parade.

788
01:01:19,575 --> 01:01:21,885
This won't take long.

789
01:01:40,196 --> 01:01:41,766
Jesus.

790
01:01:41,798 --> 01:01:43,800
Mayor Revie.

791
01:01:43,833 --> 01:01:46,871
Hi, sir. I just wanted
to wish you a Merry Christmas.

792
01:01:46,903 --> 01:01:49,884
Merry Christmas, Sheriff,
to you and the whole department.

793
01:01:49,906 --> 01:01:52,887
Thanks for another year
of keeping our town safe.

794
01:01:52,909 --> 01:01:55,082
I wanted to talk to you
about that, sir.

795
01:01:55,111 --> 01:01:57,489
We have reason to believe

796
01:01:57,513 --> 01:02:00,460
that we have a serial killer

797
01:02:00,483 --> 01:02:02,759
at large in our community.

798
01:02:04,320 --> 01:02:06,800
Yes, I know, sir.
It is shocking.

799
01:02:06,823 --> 01:02:08,825
I am doing everything
in my power

800
01:02:08,858 --> 01:02:12,670
to make sure that this maniac
doesn't strike again.

801
01:02:12,695 --> 01:02:15,107
You're breaking up, sir.
I can't--

802
01:02:15,131 --> 01:02:17,372
Hello? Hello?

803
01:02:19,435 --> 01:02:21,676
Hello.

804
01:02:21,704 --> 01:02:24,651
-- Bloody cell phones.

805
01:02:25,842 --> 01:02:27,685
Poor Santa Claus,

806
01:02:27,710 --> 01:02:30,213
giving out a million gifts,

807
01:02:30,246 --> 01:02:34,058
never getting anything in return
except stale cookies.

808
01:02:35,885 --> 01:02:37,887
It's true.

809
01:02:37,920 --> 01:02:40,264
Santa gets shafted.

810
01:02:40,289 --> 01:02:42,291
Well...

811
01:02:45,628 --> 01:02:48,199
it's time to give back.

812
01:02:48,231 --> 01:02:50,973
I'm gonna lighten
Santa's sack.

813
01:02:55,304 --> 01:02:57,511
Ho, ho, ho.

814
01:03:01,277 --> 01:03:04,690
It looks like Santa's gonna
come early this year.

815
01:03:07,216 --> 01:03:09,526
-- Shit.

816
01:03:09,552 --> 01:03:12,897
Is that my dad?

817
01:03:12,922 --> 01:03:14,924
Don't stop.

818
01:03:18,327 --> 01:03:21,206
I have a surprise for you.

819
01:03:21,230 --> 01:03:23,232
Stay here.

820
01:03:33,509 --> 01:03:37,218
- Have you been bad?
- Fuck, yeah, I have.

821
01:04:07,310 --> 01:04:10,189
I'm ready
when you are, killer.

822
01:04:35,371 --> 01:04:38,011
Okay, I'm not laughing anymore.
You can-

823
01:04:40,877 --> 01:04:43,050
You dick!

824
01:04:43,079 --> 01:04:46,492
You should have seen your face-
classic.

825
01:04:48,751 --> 01:04:50,856
How did you get over here
without me seeing you?

826
01:04:50,887 --> 01:04:52,889
Get over where?

827
01:04:52,922 --> 01:04:55,801
How did you get
from the bathroom

828
01:04:55,825 --> 01:04:59,238
to the other side of the bed
without me seeing you?

829
01:04:59,262 --> 01:05:01,868
I don't know what you're talking about.
I wasn't in the bathroom.

830
01:05:01,898 --> 01:05:03,969
Okay, so the door opened
by itself?

831
01:05:05,001 --> 01:05:07,311
Stop trying to scare me,
asshole.

832
01:05:07,336 --> 01:05:09,612
You know what?
I'm over this now.

833
01:05:09,639 --> 01:05:12,142
Fuck. Come on.

834
01:05:12,174 --> 01:05:15,712
Look, there's nothing.

835
01:05:15,745 --> 01:05:17,747
Come on, stop fucking around
and let's--

836
01:05:26,622 --> 01:05:29,034
Tiffany!

837
01:05:29,058 --> 01:05:31,436
Let me out of here!

838
01:05:31,460 --> 01:05:33,633
What the fuck?

839
01:05:54,517 --> 01:05:56,087
Hey! Open LIP!

840
01:06:20,643 --> 01:06:22,452
Tiffany!

841
01:07:24,173 --> 01:07:27,120
Santa, you forgot
the cookies.

842
01:07:33,783 --> 01:07:36,286
He's a wolf
in sheep's clothing,

843
01:07:36,318 --> 01:07:38,457
hiding in plain sight.

844
01:07:38,487 --> 01:07:41,127
I'll call Brenda,
get a vehicle description

845
01:07:41,157 --> 01:07:43,262
and a license plate
for Jim Epstein.

846
01:07:43,292 --> 01:07:45,294
He's Santa Claus,
remember?

847
01:07:45,327 --> 01:07:47,705
The parade is
the perfect cover.

848
01:07:47,730 --> 01:07:50,074
Nah, he'll be on foot.

849
01:07:54,003 --> 01:07:55,573
-- Is there any way

850
01:07:55,604 --> 01:07:57,277
we can call off
the parade?

851
01:07:57,306 --> 01:07:59,308
I spoke to the mayor,
told him

852
01:07:59,341 --> 01:08:01,184
I had the situation
under control.

853
01:08:01,210 --> 01:08:03,690
Listen, this freak
can't hide forever.

854
01:08:03,712 --> 01:08:06,852
Sooner or later
they all make mistakes.

855
01:08:26,168 --> 01:08:28,580
Ho, ho, ho!

856
01:08:29,839 --> 01:08:32,149
Merry Christmas.

857
01:08:40,282 --> 01:08:41,590
Watch out, man.

858
01:08:41,617 --> 01:08:43,153
Watch it, buddy.

859
01:08:43,185 --> 01:08:44,562
Fake-ass Santas.

860
01:08:44,587 --> 01:08:47,261
Shit, are you seeing this?
It's Epstein.

861
01:08:47,289 --> 01:08:49,462
Hey, look out, man.
Come here.

862
01:08:51,360 --> 01:08:53,806
Shit, he's making a run for it.

863
01:08:56,132 --> 01:08:58,112
- Is that a gun?
- Get out of the way.

864
01:09:10,813 --> 01:09:14,022
Merry Christmas!
Ho, ho, ho!

865
01:09:22,258 --> 01:09:24,295
Merry Christmas.

866
01:09:29,732 --> 01:09:31,939
Oh.

867
01:09:41,877 --> 01:09:44,414
- Hold still!
- Freeze!

868
01:09:44,446 --> 01:09:48,121
You nasty,
sadistic little prick.

869
01:09:48,150 --> 01:09:50,130
See?

870
01:09:50,152 --> 01:09:52,393
I told you I'd get him.

871
01:09:52,421 --> 01:09:53,923
Cuff him.

872
01:09:54,924 --> 01:09:57,370
Get over here.
Cast your mind back,

873
01:09:57,393 --> 01:10:00,101
Christmas, '03.
Remember where you were?

874
01:10:00,129 --> 01:10:03,599
Probably some herpes-ridden
crotch of a town like this, I suspect.

875
01:10:03,632 --> 01:10:06,374
- Deputy.
- Metesca, Montana.

876
01:10:06,402 --> 01:10:09,906
Does that ring a bell
in that dumb skull of yours yet?

877
01:10:09,939 --> 01:10:13,182
My mind is blissfully bereft
of the effects of campanology.

878
01:10:13,209 --> 01:10:16,850
Yeah, well, four people were
murdered there Christmas Eve.

879
01:10:16,879 --> 01:10:19,257
The cops never found the killer.

880
01:10:20,616 --> 01:10:24,496
Judicial ineptness is
a universal curse. I fucking weep.

881
01:10:24,520 --> 01:10:27,194
Yeah, well, six people
died here tonight.

882
01:10:27,223 --> 01:10:31,069
I ask you,
what are the chances?

883
01:10:31,093 --> 01:10:33,471
I'd say the odds of that
are pretty high.

884
01:10:37,733 --> 01:10:40,407
Because it's that time
of the year, Sheriff.

885
01:10:40,436 --> 01:10:43,679
Yeah, Christmas,

886
01:10:43,706 --> 01:10:45,947
when people
go off the deep end.

887
01:10:45,975 --> 01:10:47,977
Yeah, you know why.

888
01:10:48,010 --> 01:10:50,115
'Cause they spend too much

889
01:10:50,145 --> 01:10:52,022
and they drink too much
and they eat too much

890
01:10:52,047 --> 01:10:54,027
and they think too much.

891
01:10:54,049 --> 01:10:56,256
And they look around at all that
fake fun and happy laughter

892
01:10:56,285 --> 01:10:59,459
and they go, "Where the fuck
is my cup of joy, huh?

893
01:10:59,488 --> 01:11:02,526
Where is my figgy pudding?

894
01:11:02,558 --> 01:11:04,629
Where's my stocking
full of gifts?

895
01:11:04,660 --> 01:11:07,607
Where's my Calvin Klein underwear,
my cable TV,

896
01:11:07,630 --> 01:11:10,770
my replica Tim Tebow
NFL jersey?

897
01:11:10,799 --> 01:11:12,801
Where's my fancy cologne?

898
01:11:12,835 --> 01:11:16,009
Where's my gift-wrapped
Norman Rockwell wife,

899
01:11:16,038 --> 01:11:19,178
huh, and my beautiful,
happy, smiling children?

900
01:11:19,208 --> 01:11:21,210
Where?

901
01:11:21,243 --> 01:11:23,189
Nowhere.

902
01:11:23,212 --> 01:11:25,214
Where are my friends,

903
01:11:25,247 --> 01:11:28,126
my beaming friends who worship
the fucking ground I walk on

904
01:11:28,150 --> 01:11:30,426
because I've had an awesome
fucking year, man?"

905
01:11:30,452 --> 01:11:33,296
And it doesn't take much
to put people over the edge, huh-uh.

906
01:11:33,322 --> 01:11:36,098
Mm-mm, just a dirty look

907
01:11:36,125 --> 01:11:38,264
or a bad word, yeah,

908
01:11:38,294 --> 01:11:40,296
or a TV too loud

909
01:11:40,329 --> 01:11:43,310
or some asshole behind you
leaning on his horn.

910
01:11:43,332 --> 01:11:46,176
Ring-ring! It's a telemarketer,
"Give me money for Haiti,"

911
01:11:46,201 --> 01:11:48,909
or the Democrats,
or National Suck-My-Dick Week.

912
01:11:48,937 --> 01:11:52,510
It's the most wonderful
fucking time of the year!

913
01:11:55,544 --> 01:11:59,253
But whatever it is
that you guys think I did,

914
01:11:59,281 --> 01:12:01,283
I most certainly did not.

915
01:12:13,162 --> 01:12:16,166
Yeah! I'm Santa!

916
01:12:17,333 --> 01:12:20,542
Who the fuck do you think it is I am?
Charles Manson?

917
01:12:27,776 --> 01:12:29,915
I don't understand
how he did it.

918
01:12:29,945 --> 01:12:32,858
How does he go from
hearing kids' wishes

919
01:12:32,881 --> 01:12:34,883
to going on a killing spree?
It just-

920
01:12:34,917 --> 01:12:37,693
it doesn't make sense.

921
01:12:37,720 --> 01:12:41,065
I told you before,
murder seldom does.

922
01:12:41,090 --> 01:12:44,003
I want you to go look for
that other girl from the motel

923
01:12:44,026 --> 01:12:46,836
and see if you can find
any more evidence.

924
01:12:46,862 --> 01:12:48,864
You're good at that, yeah.

925
01:12:48,897 --> 01:12:52,276
Giles and I will man the fort.

926
01:13:20,796 --> 01:13:22,639
What the fuck?

927
01:13:27,302 --> 01:13:29,373
Karsson.

928
01:13:29,405 --> 01:13:31,851
Turn around.

929
01:13:33,976 --> 01:13:36,149
Turn around.

930
01:13:38,614 --> 01:13:41,151
Turn around now!

931
01:13:42,184 --> 01:13:44,960
Show me your hands.

932
01:13:44,987 --> 01:13:47,297
Show me your hands, Karsson!

933
01:13:50,893 --> 01:13:54,067
Don't make me laugh.

934
01:13:54,096 --> 01:13:58,511
We both know
you don't have it in you.

935
01:14:55,057 --> 01:14:58,561
Six-sided item--

936
01:14:58,594 --> 01:15:01,131
"snowflake."

937
01:15:01,163 --> 01:15:03,165
Of course.

938
01:15:15,644 --> 01:15:18,124
Oh, my God.

939
01:15:22,584 --> 01:15:24,359
Hi, you've reached
the Bradimores.

940
01:15:24,386 --> 01:15:25,419
- Leave a message.
- Shit, shit, shit!

941
01:15:25,420 --> 01:15:26,524
- Leave a message.
- Shit, shit, shit!

942
01:15:30,692 --> 01:15:32,433
Guess I'll be heading home.

943
01:15:32,461 --> 01:15:34,304
Oh, yeah, huh?

944
01:15:34,329 --> 01:15:36,366
Well, Merry Christmas then, eh?

945
01:15:36,398 --> 01:15:39,379
♪ We wish you
a merry Christmas ♪

946
01:15:39,401 --> 01:15:41,938
♪ And a happy new year. ♪

947
01:15:43,572 --> 01:15:45,483
What do you think this is,
"Glee"?

948
01:15:47,009 --> 01:15:48,716
Go home.

949
01:15:51,914 --> 01:15:54,724
Hey, and take the trash
while you're at it.

950
01:16:01,089 --> 01:16:03,695
What is this,
garbage day?

951
01:16:25,480 --> 01:16:27,187
Hello?

952
01:16:35,324 --> 01:16:37,497
What now, Deputy?

953
01:16:37,526 --> 01:16:40,439
Listen, the red-and-white gift box
is a marker. He's marking his victims.

954
01:16:40,462 --> 01:16:43,238
Don't be ridiculous.
I've got the killer

955
01:16:43,265 --> 01:16:45,267
sitting in my jailhouse.

956
01:16:45,300 --> 01:16:48,770
Listen, we got a box ourselves.
I'm going home to check on my parents.

957
01:16:48,804 --> 01:16:50,306
Calm down.

958
01:16:56,745 --> 01:16:59,055
A lump of coal?

959
01:17:12,227 --> 01:17:14,298
Son of a bitch.

960
01:17:17,733 --> 01:17:19,838
Oh, big mistake,

961
01:17:19,868 --> 01:17:23,077
bringing a flamethrower
to a gunfight.

962
01:17:29,277 --> 01:17:31,257
Mom! Dad!

963
01:17:31,279 --> 01:17:34,658
Mom! Dad! Mom!

964
01:17:44,459 --> 01:17:46,234
Dad?

965
01:18:06,815 --> 01:18:08,920
No.

966
01:18:27,002 --> 01:18:29,482
Aubrey!

967
01:18:29,504 --> 01:18:31,609
He tried to stop him,

968
01:18:31,640 --> 01:18:33,586
that monster!

969
01:18:33,608 --> 01:18:36,214
- No!
- Mom, Mom, stop, stop, stop.

970
01:18:36,244 --> 01:18:38,121
Look at me.
Look at me.

971
01:18:38,146 --> 01:18:40,456
I'm going to go get him.

972
01:18:40,482 --> 01:18:42,189
- I'm going to go get him.
- No, no, no.

973
01:18:42,217 --> 01:18:45,664
No, no, Aubrey.
It's not safe!

974
01:20:08,470 --> 01:20:10,916
What's with the fucking rain?

975
01:20:35,197 --> 01:20:37,473
Hey, you asshole,

976
01:20:37,499 --> 01:20:39,775
get me out of here.

977
01:20:43,605 --> 01:20:47,052
Which fucking dickwad deputy
are you, man?

978
01:20:47,075 --> 01:20:50,079
I just want to get the names right
on the complaint form.

979
01:20:52,848 --> 01:20:54,850
Deaf and dumb, huh?

980
01:20:54,883 --> 01:20:57,022
All right, fucking retard,
out of my way.

981
01:21:02,924 --> 01:21:04,926
Oh, you want to rumble, huh?

982
01:21:04,960 --> 01:21:06,462
Okay.

983
01:21:06,494 --> 01:21:09,031
Fuck you.
Fuck Christmas.

984
01:21:09,064 --> 01:21:11,066
And fuck your plastic face.

985
01:21:14,970 --> 01:21:16,972
Not nice.

986
01:21:17,005 --> 01:21:19,178
Oh, not nice?
I'm sorry.

987
01:22:49,965 --> 01:22:51,967
Brenda!

988
01:23:41,016 --> 01:23:43,292
- Help!
- Brenda!

989
01:24:18,053 --> 01:24:19,555
You fucking bastard!

990
01:24:19,587 --> 01:24:21,498
My father was a good man.

991
01:26:34,923 --> 01:26:36,925
- Help!
- Brenda!

992
01:26:36,958 --> 01:26:39,438
Help me!

993
01:26:39,460 --> 01:26:41,462
Brenda.

994
01:26:45,266 --> 01:26:47,678
You're okay.
Get up. Get up.

995
01:28:42,684 --> 01:28:44,459
Drop your weapon!

996
01:28:46,754 --> 01:28:50,224
Ronald, please,
don't make me do this!

997
01:30:25,686 --> 01:30:29,600
♪ Silent night ♪

998
01:30:29,624 --> 01:30:33,629
♪ Holy night ♪

999
01:30:33,661 --> 01:30:38,041
♪ All is calm ♪

1000
01:30:38,065 --> 01:30:41,638
♪ All is bright... ♪

1001
01:30:58,186 --> 01:31:00,826
♪ Silent night ♪

1002
01:31:00,855 --> 01:31:03,131
♪ Deadly night ♪

1003
01:31:03,157 --> 01:31:04,659
♪ All is calm ♪

1004
01:31:04,692 --> 01:31:07,332
♪ But soft, it ain't right ♪

1005
01:31:07,361 --> 01:31:09,637
♪ Round up the virgins ♪

1006
01:31:09,664 --> 01:31:11,735
♪ Bouncing in chains ♪

1007
01:31:11,766 --> 01:31:13,768
♪ Hear them all sobbing ♪

1008
01:31:13,801 --> 01:31:16,077
♪ And screaming in vain ♪

1009
01:31:16,103 --> 01:31:20,347
♪ Screaming in agony ♪

1010
01:31:20,374 --> 01:31:21,876
♪ Screaming ♪

1011
01:31:21,909 --> 01:31:24,549
In agony -"

1012
01:31:24,579 --> 01:31:26,889
♪ Silent night ♪

1013
01:31:26,914 --> 01:31:29,087
♪ Deadly night ♪

1014
01:31:29,116 --> 01:31:33,394
♪ Everyone saw
bloody red tonight ♪

1015
01:31:33,421 --> 01:31:35,162
♪ Shut all the toys ♪

1016
01:31:35,189 --> 01:31:37,533
♪ Better lock 'em up twice ♪

1017
01:31:37,558 --> 01:31:41,904
♪ Dash up the stairs
before losing your life ♪

1018
01:31:41,929 --> 01:31:46,344
♪ Cry as loud
as you like ♪

1019
01:31:46,367 --> 01:31:50,679
♪ Nothing will
save you tonight ♪

1020
01:32:06,220 --> 01:32:08,222
♪ Silent night ♪

1021
01:32:08,256 --> 01:32:09,860
♪ Deadly night ♪

1022
01:32:09,891 --> 01:32:12,565
♪ The chorus is puking ♪

1023
01:32:12,593 --> 01:32:14,732
♪ At the sight ♪

1024
01:32:14,762 --> 01:32:16,764
♪ Hung by their ankles ♪

1025
01:32:16,797 --> 01:32:19,107
♪ And slaughtered with blades ♪

1026
01:32:19,133 --> 01:32:21,170
♪ Young little darlings ♪

1027
01:32:21,202 --> 01:32:23,375
♪ Just ripped at the seams ♪

1028
01:32:23,404 --> 01:32:27,682
♪ Screaming in agony ♪

1029
01:32:27,708 --> 01:32:31,918
♪ Screaming
in agony ♪

1030
01:32:47,595 --> 01:32:49,597
♪ Silent night ♪

1031
01:32:49,630 --> 01:32:51,769
♪ Deadly night ♪

1032
01:32:51,799 --> 01:32:56,214
♪ Everyone saw
bloody red tonight ♪

1033
01:32:56,237 --> 01:33:00,208
♪ Shut all the toys,
better lock 'em up twice ♪

1034
01:33:00,241 --> 01:33:04,553
♪ Dash up the stairs
before losing your life ♪

1035
01:33:04,579 --> 01:33:08,959
♪ Cry as loud as you like ♪

1036
01:33:08,983 --> 01:33:13,193
♪ Nothing will save you tonight ♪

1037
01:33:13,220 --> 01:33:15,461
♪ Nothing will save you ♪

1038
01:33:15,489 --> 01:33:17,491
♪ Tonight ♪

1039
01:33:17,525 --> 01:33:21,996
♪ Nothing will save you tonight ♪

1040
01:33:22,029 --> 01:33:24,031
♪ Nothing will save you ♪

1041
01:33:24,065 --> 01:33:26,443
♪ Tonight ♪

1042
01:33:26,467 --> 01:33:30,609
♪ Nothing will save you tonight ♪

1043
01:33:30,638 --> 01:33:32,777
♪ Nothing will save you ♪

1044
01:33:32,807 --> 01:33:35,083
♪ Tonight ♪

1045
01:33:35,109 --> 01:33:38,215
♪ Nothing will save you... ♪

1045
01:33:39,305 --> 01:33:45,386
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