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Terrific.

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What's up, numb-nuts?

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Read 'em and weep.

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Van Halen at the Centrum.

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Third row!

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You should take Jolene, man.

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I heard she got big nipples.

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This is Van freakin' Halen, man.

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Get serious.

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Besides, I'm just not into girls anymore.

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Dude, I'm into guys, too!

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No, no, no, no, no.

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That's not what I meant.

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I'm into women.

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Hey, Mary.

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I got two tickets to Van Halen this weekend.

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What time should I pick you up?

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It is Miss McGarricle, Donny.

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And that's cute,
but I am your teacher, not your girlfriend.

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Whoa, Miss McGarricle,
who said anything about girlfriends?

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Let's just start with a summer fling,

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couple of hand jobs,

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no expectations.

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Don't get all psycho on me right away.

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That is a month's detention.

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What's a hand job?

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I don't know, but I think I want one.

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Can I go to the bathroom?

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No. No talking in detention, Mr. Berger.

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All right, I'm sorry for what I did.

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I promise I won't do it again.

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You're in a lot of trouble, Donny.

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Wait, you're not gonna tell my dad, are you?

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He'll kick my ass. He's crazy.

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What were you trying to do, anyway?

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Impress your friends?

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Well, you know, you're...

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You have a little crush on me?

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No.

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"No." So, you...

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You don't want me.

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No. Yeah.

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I don't know what
I'm supposed to say right now.

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Is that gum in your mouth, Donny?

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You know,
I've been watching you all year, Donny.

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When you hit that shot to beat Fairfield

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and you were jumping up and down
in your little Larry Bird short-shorts

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and sweating like a jar of pickles
in the hot sun...

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Oh, God.

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That was so hot.

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Is this really happening?

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This is happening.

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It's happening right now.

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In my office.

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Okay. Awesome.

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So, I'm totally in.

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How do you want to do it?

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'Cause I made sex before, lots of ways.

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So you want to go straight to hand jobs

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or eating me out or taking me from behind?

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I'll teach you.

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I'm a virgin.

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Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

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Oh, my God.

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Oh, my God. Oh, my God!

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Who? Me?

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Hey, Donny, what'd you get?

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And if I'm elected
eighth grade class president,

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I promise to...

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You're getting so good at this!

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I promise to do my best to lower prices at
the school stores and...

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All of our practice is really paying off!

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I like the sound of that.

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Timmy, stop. Hold on a second.

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My dad's gonna kick my ass.

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Calm down!

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Donny! Donny! Donny! Donny!

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Who's the man?

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Donny! Donny! Donny! Donny!

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Yeah! You want some of me? Who's the man?

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All right, everybody!

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Enough!

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I am aware that a lot of people think

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that this young man

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is not really a victim,
but someone that's living

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the ultimate teenage boy's fantasy.

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Absolutely.

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But this is a serious crime.

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Mary Beth McGarricle, rise for sentencing.

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The fact that this relationship

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has resulted in a pregnancy
and you show absolutely no remorse,

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saying, and I quote,

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"I would fuck that kid again and again.

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"He makes me feel like there's a rainbow
coming out of my beaver."

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...leaves me absolutely no choice

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but to levy the maximum penalty.

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Thirty years
in the Massachusetts Women's Penitentiary.

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And furthermore, the court grants custody
of the unborn child

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to Donald Berger's father...

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Dumb-ass.

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...until Donald turns 1 8,

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at which time he will assume full custody.

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Take care of our baby, Donny!

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Miss McGarricle!

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I'll never stop loving you!

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That is just fucking mental.

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The kid is young, he's attractive,

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he can probably keep a hard-on
longer than this fucking guy.

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Made you flinch, pansy.

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Go ahead! I don't need you!

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l'm Donny freakin' Berger!

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l'm wicked famous
and l got a wicked big schlong!

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Hey, here's something.
Donny Berger's back in the news.

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That kid who got his teacher pregnant?

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-Exactly.
-l love that guy.

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Seems Iike he bought a round Iast night.

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Okay.

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For everybody in Boston Garden.

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Oh, my God, he's my hero.

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That kid is burning through that money,
but he's having a good time doing it.

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So, guy, how'd we do?

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What them fuckers at the IRS say?

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Well, they said a lot of stuff.

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The thing that really jumped out

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-was "three years in prison."
-Three years?

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Yeah, you haven't paid taxes
since '94, Donny.

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What... I thought they were
taking it out automatically!

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I told them that's what you thought,

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and they said
it's the stupidest thing they ever heard.

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But there is some good news.

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If you can pay
the balance off by the end of the weekend,

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they'll suspend the sentence.

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Oh, okay, there you go.

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What are we talking about? Hit me.

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Forty-three thousand.

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Forty-three grand?

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No!

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Come on, Donny!

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Don't screw up my Tom Brady poster.

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It's my favorite one.

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Look at that jaw line.

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Just the right amount of scruff.

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I'm sorry! I'm just freaking out here!

145
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I don't got 43 grand!

146
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Well, look, hey, good news.

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Monday's Memorial Day,

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so you don't need
to get the money till Tuesday.

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All right. That'll give me time to
sell my diamond Lamborghini!

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Hey, hey, hey! You're killing me, man!

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Don't mess with the genius.

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Jimmy, I got $28 to my name.

153
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Twenty-eight, huh? Okay.

154
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I got a hot tip on a long shot
that just might come in.

155
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-What is it, a horse?
-No.

156
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This is Tubby Tuke, fat guy.

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Fat guy?

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Gonna run the marathon.
Odds on him winning are 8,000-to-1 .

159
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But this cat's got wheels on him.

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I think he's gonna win, I really do.

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All right, I'll put 20 on the fat fuck,
but I can't count on that.

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It's a long shot, you said it yourself.

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But what about your kid?

164
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Maybe he can come up with the dough.

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We don't talk no more.

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He kind of moved out when he turned 1 8,

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and that's the last I seen of him.

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-What happened?
-I don't know.

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I loved that little Han Solo
more than anything in the world, too.

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-You named your kid Han Solo?
-Yes, sir.

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Han Solo Berger?

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Coolest name in the world, right?

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Why don't you just Facebook him?

174
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I can't afford that shit.
What am I, a billionaire?

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I don't think he wants to be found, anyways.

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Especially by me.

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Hey, look! It's us!

178
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-On the cover!
-Don't we look great?

179
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Yeah, well, you look good.

180
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I kind of look like a ventriloquist.

181
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I don't know, it's still kind of weird, right?

182
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I mean, it's got our faces and our names.

183
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It just seems like anyone could find us.

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"Find us"?
Honey, did you take your Xanax today?

185
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Yeah, two.

186
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I always double down
when your parents are in town.

187
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Do you have your security undies?

188
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-Yep, right here.
-Good.

189
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I know that makes you feel better.

190
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There's stranger things than walking around

191
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with an extra pair of underwear
for emergencies.

192
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Look, just this once, don't be so weird.

193
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We're gonna have the best wedding ever.

194
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Okay.

195
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Holy shit. What the hell happened
to my Iife, ChampaIe?

196
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Don, honey, no way to come up
with that money, huh?

197
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No. The only thing
I'm good at is being Donny Berger,

198
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and no one wants to pay for that anymore.

199
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Aw, Donny.

200
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Wow!

201
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My face is your toilet!

202
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Show some fucking respect
over there, Kenny.

203
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Hey, whoa.

204
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Hey, Mom, did you want
some breakfast after you finish your dance?

205
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Give it to me now, honey.

206
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Donny doesn't mind, do you, Donny?

207
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Holy cow, that's my son!

208
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Who, Han Solo?

209
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I thought you said he was a fatty.

210
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No, no, no.
He must have lost the weight or something,

211
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'cause I swear to God, that's my boy.

212
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It says, "Todd Peterson to
wed Jamie Martin this Sunday

213
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"at All Saints Church on Cape Cod."

214
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Todd Peterson?

215
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He changed his name!

216
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Why?

217
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What was wrong with Han Solo Berger?

218
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It's the coolest fucking name of all time.

219
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"Peterson is one of the youngest

220
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"large-cap hedge fund managers
in the financial industry."

221
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He got rich on us, huh?

222
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"All the more impressive
considering he was orphaned

223
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"at age nine, when both his parents died
in a horrific explosion."

224
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He fucking blew me up and his mother?

225
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Donny, maybe your son could
help you, financially.

226
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I don't know. This kid changed his name.

227
00:13:14,919 --> 00:13:16,962
He doesn't even want
to be a Berger anymore.

228
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He's not gonna want to talk to me.

229
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That was the incomparabIe ChampaIe.

230
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And now, looking hot
and ignoring doctor's orders,

231
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let's welcome Amber.

232
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What the fuck happened to her?

233
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Fuck you, Kenny!

234
00:13:31,603 --> 00:13:33,562
Hey, what's up, RoboCop?

235
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This is where your boss lives?

236
00:13:38,610 --> 00:13:40,819
It's actually just his summer home.

237
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-Summer home. What a dick.
-Dad!

238
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Oh, my goodness.

239
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Todd, it's just breathtaking!

240
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Hey! There he is.

241
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Hey, Mr. Spirou.

242
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There's my golden boy.

243
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Come over here, champ.

244
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Come on, get over here.

245
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Hi. Yeah.

246
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Look at you.

247
00:14:00,632 --> 00:14:03,425
Look at you, the lovely bride.

248
00:14:04,093 --> 00:14:05,427
What a couple!

249
00:14:05,512 --> 00:14:08,138
Mr. Spirou, it's so amazing
that you're letting us all stay here.

250
00:14:08,223 --> 00:14:09,389
Seriously, thank you so much.

251
00:14:09,474 --> 00:14:11,350
Steve, these are
my parents, Gerald and Helen.

252
00:14:11,434 --> 00:14:12,768
-It's a pleasure.
-Hi.

253
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Your daughter's a sweetheart.

254
00:14:14,395 --> 00:14:16,688
You can tell she likes Todd for Todd,

255
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not because he's gonna be rich.

256
00:14:18,942 --> 00:14:21,026
I wouldn't want
my boy to end up with some gold digger

257
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like the last three whores I married, huh?

258
00:14:24,989 --> 00:14:28,158
True story. All three? Whores.

259
00:14:30,453 --> 00:14:33,121
Well, guys, this weekend, mi casa es su casa.

260
00:14:33,206 --> 00:14:35,457
You know, every member
of my staff are lucky to be in this country,

261
00:14:35,542 --> 00:14:38,335
so feel free to abuse the shit out of 'em.

262
00:14:39,337 --> 00:14:41,296
Go get the fucking bags!

263
00:14:43,132 --> 00:14:45,717
Well, Mrs. Spirou,
I've always said that if the finance game

264
00:14:45,802 --> 00:14:48,053
was an amusement park,
your son would be a roller coaster,

265
00:14:48,137 --> 00:14:51,765
and I would just ride him all day long.

266
00:14:52,642 --> 00:14:53,892
That came out weird.

267
00:14:53,977 --> 00:14:55,477
Yeah, well, Stevie likes to think

268
00:14:55,562 --> 00:14:57,729
that he's the star of the family.

269
00:14:57,814 --> 00:15:01,441
But before he was born,
I modeled a bathing suit

270
00:15:01,526 --> 00:15:04,152
for a Woolworth advertisement.

271
00:15:04,237 --> 00:15:07,823
Well, you still have
quite a figure on you there, Delores.

272
00:15:07,907 --> 00:15:10,492
Yeah, I can see
where Steve got his rocking bod.

273
00:15:11,661 --> 00:15:13,662
Why, thank you.

274
00:15:15,081 --> 00:15:16,081
Chad's here!

275
00:15:16,165 --> 00:15:17,416
-Oh, my God.
-Hooray.

276
00:15:17,500 --> 00:15:18,542
Fantastic.

277
00:15:18,626 --> 00:15:21,253
I guess they didn't want to see it.

278
00:15:21,337 --> 00:15:23,463
Yay, Chad!

279
00:15:23,548 --> 00:15:25,257
-Come here.
-Mom.

280
00:15:25,341 --> 00:15:26,800
-Sweetheart.
-I'm home.

281
00:15:26,884 --> 00:15:28,260
Dad, how are you, sir?

282
00:15:28,344 --> 00:15:29,803
-You look great.
-Thank you, sir.

283
00:15:29,887 --> 00:15:31,013
Hey, Chad, I'm Todd.

284
00:15:31,097 --> 00:15:32,472
Oh, my God.

285
00:15:32,557 --> 00:15:34,725
Oh, God, I missed you, sis.

286
00:15:34,809 --> 00:15:36,184
That's a good hug.

287
00:15:36,686 --> 00:15:39,521
Chad, this is my fiancé, Todd.

288
00:15:40,189 --> 00:15:41,773
Pleasure to meet you, Chadwick.

289
00:15:41,858 --> 00:15:43,025
Are you a soldier?

290
00:15:43,109 --> 00:15:44,693
No.

291
00:15:44,777 --> 00:15:46,445
-Sailor?
-No.

292
00:15:46,529 --> 00:15:48,530
-Airman?
-No.

293
00:15:48,615 --> 00:15:49,698
Girl Scout?

294
00:15:50,283 --> 00:15:51,283
No.

295
00:15:51,367 --> 00:15:54,953
Well, then I'd prefer if you take
your fingers away from your forehead

296
00:15:55,038 --> 00:15:57,789
and you shake my hand
like the civilian you are.

297
00:15:57,874 --> 00:16:01,001
Yeah, sorry, I'm stupid.
I don't know why I did that.

298
00:16:01,085 --> 00:16:03,170
Honest mistake. Come here,
I want to show you this.

299
00:16:03,254 --> 00:16:06,381
Look, if you ever do anything

300
00:16:06,549 --> 00:16:10,636
to hurt my sister, I will take
my government-issued service revolver,

301
00:16:10,720 --> 00:16:14,056
stick it straight up your fuppin' poop chute,
and empty the clip.

302
00:16:14,140 --> 00:16:15,349
Do you feel me?

303
00:16:15,433 --> 00:16:19,061
Yes, I totally feel you... Dawg.

304
00:16:20,396 --> 00:16:22,314
Randy Jackson, right?

305
00:16:23,232 --> 00:16:25,317
I've got 1 0 ways
to kill you with my bare hands right now.

306
00:16:25,860 --> 00:16:29,112
Don't.

307
00:16:34,202 --> 00:16:35,869
Hi, sweetheart, how are you?

308
00:16:35,953 --> 00:16:37,996
Can I see Randall Morgan possibly?

309
00:16:38,081 --> 00:16:39,665
Yeah, you're gonna need an appointment.

310
00:16:39,791 --> 00:16:41,333
I knew you were gonna say that.

311
00:16:41,834 --> 00:16:44,127
But you know what?
Tell him Donny Berger's out here.

312
00:16:44,212 --> 00:16:46,004
He'll be pretty psyched to see an old friend.

313
00:16:46,089 --> 00:16:48,840
You know what? Mr. Morgan's
on vacation right now. I'm sorry.

314
00:16:48,966 --> 00:16:50,676
-He's on vacation? That son of a...
-Oh, hey!

315
00:16:50,760 --> 00:16:51,885
Vanilla Ice.

316
00:16:51,969 --> 00:16:54,763
Randall's just getting makeup.
Go ahead to the green room.

317
00:16:57,225 --> 00:16:59,184
Vanilla, what's up, guy?

318
00:16:59,602 --> 00:17:01,937
It's been a long time. How you been?

319
00:17:04,232 --> 00:17:06,441
Are you seriously giving me
the silent treatment still?

320
00:17:06,526 --> 00:17:07,734
You know that hurts me.

321
00:17:07,819 --> 00:17:09,152
Yeah? Well, that's why I'm giving it to you.

322
00:17:09,237 --> 00:17:10,278
How's it feel, chump?

323
00:17:10,405 --> 00:17:11,905
It's breaking my heart.

324
00:17:11,989 --> 00:17:14,199
We were friends for 20 years, guy.

325
00:17:14,283 --> 00:17:16,034
We were friends until you banged my mother!

326
00:17:16,119 --> 00:17:18,078
I didn't know it was her, I swear to God!

327
00:17:18,162 --> 00:17:20,080
It's not like her last name is Ice.

328
00:17:20,957 --> 00:17:22,582
You should've known by the haircut!

329
00:17:22,667 --> 00:17:24,376
Aw, come on, Vanilla Bean Latte.

330
00:17:24,460 --> 00:17:25,794
-Will you just...
-What?

331
00:17:25,962 --> 00:17:27,629
I'm just saying, I'm in big trouble, guy.

332
00:17:27,714 --> 00:17:29,715
This, like, monetary thing.

333
00:17:29,799 --> 00:17:33,635
I'm going to prison
if I don't get 43 large, so...

334
00:17:33,720 --> 00:17:34,928
What, do you think I got that kind of money?

335
00:17:35,012 --> 00:17:36,430
Of course you got that kind of money.

336
00:17:36,514 --> 00:17:39,099
Royalties from Ice Ice Baby,
you must be fucking loaded!

337
00:17:39,183 --> 00:17:41,560
Man, listen, Queen took 50% .

338
00:17:41,644 --> 00:17:43,270
Suge took the other 60%.

339
00:17:43,354 --> 00:17:45,105
I fucking owe money when
that shit gets played, man!

340
00:17:45,189 --> 00:17:48,316
Dude, come on,
will you please stop, collaborate and listen?

341
00:17:48,401 --> 00:17:50,068
-Oh, here...
-What? No, I love that song.

342
00:17:50,153 --> 00:17:51,236
You know that shit.

343
00:17:51,320 --> 00:17:52,821
I was on top of that, fucking day one.

344
00:17:53,114 --> 00:17:55,407
Listen, man. I work at a ice rink now.

345
00:17:55,491 --> 00:17:57,325
I deep-fry chicken nuggets, man.

346
00:17:57,410 --> 00:17:59,286
I'll get you a deal on
a barbecue sauce packet.

347
00:17:59,370 --> 00:18:00,620
Fucking A, buddy.

348
00:18:00,705 --> 00:18:03,415
Both of us. This sucks.

349
00:18:03,499 --> 00:18:05,500
Broke. Who'd have thought
this would happen to us?

350
00:18:07,336 --> 00:18:09,921
Maybe I should call your mother.
She'll give me the money, I know that.

351
00:18:10,006 --> 00:18:12,174
-What?
-What? What? What?

352
00:18:14,761 --> 00:18:15,969
Hey, dude.

353
00:18:16,053 --> 00:18:18,263
Didn't spill my beer, fucker.

354
00:18:18,347 --> 00:18:19,473
Fuck you.

355
00:18:19,557 --> 00:18:21,141
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

356
00:18:21,434 --> 00:18:24,144
Nobody comes in here
and starts busting up my joint

357
00:18:24,228 --> 00:18:26,313
unless I got cameras rolling.

358
00:18:26,647 --> 00:18:28,857
Look, Donny,
nobody remembers what Tiger Woods did,

359
00:18:28,941 --> 00:18:31,777
let alone something
that happened 25 years ago.

360
00:18:31,861 --> 00:18:33,445
I'm telling you, when I walk down the street,

361
00:18:33,529 --> 00:18:34,946
people are like, "There's that guy!"

362
00:18:35,031 --> 00:18:36,573
I'm still fucking big, dude.

363
00:18:37,116 --> 00:18:40,452
All right, how about this?
I'm doing a show on '80s train wrecks.

364
00:18:40,536 --> 00:18:42,871
Maybe I slip you in
after that Milli Vanilli guy, all right?

365
00:18:42,955 --> 00:18:45,373
-Who, Fab? He's a fucking buddy of mine.
-Yeah.

366
00:18:45,458 --> 00:18:47,292
That would be huge, dude.
How much money?

367
00:18:48,377 --> 00:18:50,587
Maybe 400 bucks.

368
00:18:50,671 --> 00:18:51,963
Four hundred bucks?

369
00:18:52,048 --> 00:18:55,467
Dude, I need 43 G-birds.
What are we talking about right now?

370
00:18:55,551 --> 00:18:57,636
You need $43,000?

371
00:18:57,720 --> 00:18:59,137
Are you back on drugs?

372
00:18:59,222 --> 00:19:00,430
-Yeah.
-It's never...

373
00:19:00,515 --> 00:19:02,224
This is never going to happen. Never.

374
00:19:02,308 --> 00:19:03,725
Little bit more blush if you can.

375
00:19:03,810 --> 00:19:06,895
Just like you did that John Wayne Bobbitt
in his penis reunion show.

376
00:19:11,359 --> 00:19:13,985
That's actually a good idea, a reunion.

377
00:19:14,362 --> 00:19:19,074
Me and Miss McGarricle, together again,
live from a women's prison.

378
00:19:22,495 --> 00:19:24,454
A women's prison.

379
00:19:25,915 --> 00:19:27,499
Very sexy.

380
00:19:27,583 --> 00:19:30,752
We could shoot it this weekend.
You could give me the money.

381
00:19:31,504 --> 00:19:32,671
Very sexy.

382
00:19:33,214 --> 00:19:35,090
You know, you could eat that ass
after I leave the room,

383
00:19:35,174 --> 00:19:37,050
but I need an answer right now.
What do you think?

384
00:19:37,134 --> 00:19:38,301
What about your kid?

385
00:19:38,886 --> 00:19:41,054
My kid? What about my kid?

386
00:19:41,138 --> 00:19:43,139
He's got to be a walking Gong Show.

387
00:19:43,224 --> 00:19:45,392
No. What are you talking about?
He's doing great.

388
00:19:45,476 --> 00:19:47,185
He's, like, a hot shit now.
He's getting married

389
00:19:47,270 --> 00:19:49,187
-down at the Cape this weekend.
-Wait, wait, wait, wait.

390
00:19:49,272 --> 00:19:51,773
"Horny teacher baby makes good."

391
00:19:54,402 --> 00:19:55,944
Smell that? Smell it, Donny?

392
00:19:56,946 --> 00:19:58,572
What? That's not me.
She probably cut the cheese.

393
00:19:58,656 --> 00:20:00,448
No, no, no. No, ratings.

394
00:20:01,075 --> 00:20:02,158
I smell ratings.

395
00:20:02,994 --> 00:20:06,454
My kid is very publicity-shy, so I...
You know, to be honest,

396
00:20:06,539 --> 00:20:08,123
I don't think he'd do
a piece of shit show like this.

397
00:20:08,249 --> 00:20:09,624
All right, here's the deal.

398
00:20:09,709 --> 00:20:11,376
You get yourself and your actual kid

399
00:20:11,460 --> 00:20:14,170
up to the women's
prison this weekend, I will shoot it,

400
00:20:14,255 --> 00:20:16,131
I will give you 50 grand in cash.

401
00:20:16,465 --> 00:20:19,175
'Cause I'm going to guess, Donny,
you want to be visiting a prison,

402
00:20:19,260 --> 00:20:20,927
not living in one.

403
00:20:24,557 --> 00:20:27,225
So, Todd, how does one get into
the hedgehog business anyway?

404
00:20:27,310 --> 00:20:29,352
Oh, it's actually hedge funds.

405
00:20:29,437 --> 00:20:31,104
You think you're better than me?

406
00:20:31,814 --> 00:20:32,898
No.

407
00:20:33,190 --> 00:20:36,401
Chad, did you know
that Todd is really great with numbers?

408
00:20:36,485 --> 00:20:37,819
-You got to see this.
-Jamie, no. Don't make...

409
00:20:37,904 --> 00:20:39,654
What's 452 times 77?

410
00:20:41,407 --> 00:20:43,116
84,304.

411
00:20:44,160 --> 00:20:45,535
Oh, he could just be making that up.

412
00:20:45,661 --> 00:20:46,703
No, he's not!

413
00:20:47,872 --> 00:20:50,498
There's a calculator on my cell phone.

414
00:20:50,583 --> 00:20:51,583
Okay.

415
00:20:51,918 --> 00:20:55,253
What is 94

416
00:20:55,338 --> 00:20:58,590
times 31 2, Todd?

417
00:21:00,176 --> 00:21:03,053
29,328, Helen.

418
00:21:03,638 --> 00:21:04,846
Freaky.

419
00:21:05,389 --> 00:21:07,349
I don't know. It's just something I can do.

420
00:21:07,475 --> 00:21:09,392
Are you sure you're not a Chinaman?

421
00:21:09,477 --> 00:21:11,019
Oh, that's inappropriate.

422
00:21:11,103 --> 00:21:12,228
White whore.

423
00:21:15,191 --> 00:21:16,524
I'll get it.

424
00:21:21,572 --> 00:21:23,031
Oh, my God. You must be Jamie.

425
00:21:23,491 --> 00:21:25,992
You're, like, even hotter
than you looked in the paper.

426
00:21:26,744 --> 00:21:29,454
Look at your hair,
blowing in the wind like Tawny Kitaen

427
00:21:29,538 --> 00:21:31,539
when she was fucking dry-humping that car.

428
00:21:32,166 --> 00:21:33,249
Okay.

429
00:21:34,377 --> 00:21:35,502
And you must be...

430
00:21:35,795 --> 00:21:37,045
Donny.

431
00:21:38,589 --> 00:21:40,674
What's the matter?
Chubby never even mentioned me?

432
00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:41,800
Chubby?

433
00:21:41,968 --> 00:21:44,219
Oh, I mean Todd Peterson.

434
00:21:44,637 --> 00:21:46,179
Why do you say it like that?

435
00:21:46,389 --> 00:21:48,056
It just comes out that way.

436
00:21:48,140 --> 00:21:49,432
Where are my manners, right?

437
00:21:49,517 --> 00:21:51,476
Could you hold that?
Take a chug if you'd like.

438
00:21:51,727 --> 00:21:53,812
I got you a fucking great gift.

439
00:21:55,272 --> 00:21:56,398
Here it is.

440
00:21:56,649 --> 00:21:57,983
I'll take the brew back.

441
00:21:58,067 --> 00:21:59,734
Just, you got to read it, though. It's fucking...

442
00:22:03,114 --> 00:22:04,114
Yeah!

443
00:22:05,366 --> 00:22:06,992
I don't know where they
come up with this shit,

444
00:22:07,076 --> 00:22:08,660
but it's pretty fucking funny.

445
00:22:08,744 --> 00:22:10,495
Spencer's Gifts never fucking fails me.

446
00:22:10,579 --> 00:22:12,163
I want to meet Mr. Spencer one day and say,

447
00:22:12,248 --> 00:22:13,873
"Thanks, motherfucker, for all the laughs."

448
00:22:14,500 --> 00:22:16,501
Hey, I also made you a mix tape.

449
00:22:16,585 --> 00:22:18,336
Who the fuck is rich in this house?

450
00:22:18,421 --> 00:22:19,462
Jeezum, it's huge.

451
00:22:20,423 --> 00:22:23,299
Todd, your old man is here?

452
00:22:24,427 --> 00:22:25,593
Wassup!

453
00:22:28,264 --> 00:22:29,681
Helen, oh, my gosh. I'm so sorry.

454
00:22:29,765 --> 00:22:30,765
No, it's...

455
00:22:30,850 --> 00:22:31,850
Let me just get that for you.

456
00:22:31,934 --> 00:22:33,018
-That's...
-What? No.

457
00:22:33,102 --> 00:22:34,519
Oh, sorry, those are yours. I...

458
00:22:34,603 --> 00:22:37,856
Donny, what... What the fuck, man? Sorry.

459
00:22:38,149 --> 00:22:39,941
What are you doing here?

460
00:22:40,317 --> 00:22:41,443
What do you mean?

461
00:22:41,527 --> 00:22:42,777
I thought you said your parents were dead.

462
00:22:43,154 --> 00:22:45,739
No, they are. Super dead.

463
00:22:45,823 --> 00:22:47,365
He's hilarious.

464
00:22:48,451 --> 00:22:49,659
My old man.

465
00:22:50,036 --> 00:22:52,037
My old man friend.

466
00:22:52,997 --> 00:22:54,205
From...

467
00:22:54,915 --> 00:22:56,291
Wassup!

468
00:22:56,459 --> 00:22:57,459
Right?

469
00:22:58,753 --> 00:23:00,170
Well, aren't you going to introduce us?

470
00:23:00,463 --> 00:23:01,546
-No.
-Yes.

471
00:23:01,672 --> 00:23:03,006
Yes. Here we go.

472
00:23:03,424 --> 00:23:06,301
This is my future father-in-law, Gerald,

473
00:23:06,802 --> 00:23:08,595
and his lovely wife, Helen.

474
00:23:08,971 --> 00:23:10,680
And Jamie's brother, Chad.

475
00:23:11,140 --> 00:23:12,891
-Hey-o!
-Don't. That's...

476
00:23:18,230 --> 00:23:19,272
What?

477
00:23:19,398 --> 00:23:20,398
I like the look of this. Who's this?

478
00:23:20,483 --> 00:23:24,277
Okay. This is my boss Steve's mother,
Delores, who's awake now.

479
00:23:24,361 --> 00:23:27,113
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's where you
get all the looks from, huh, sweetie?

480
00:23:27,323 --> 00:23:28,615
Yeah, no, we're not related.

481
00:23:28,824 --> 00:23:31,910
Oh, yeah? Well, she wishes,
'cause you got the fucking...

482
00:23:31,994 --> 00:23:33,953
You're stacked pretty good.

483
00:23:34,663 --> 00:23:39,042
Anyhow, Jame, this is my old friend, Donny.

484
00:23:39,460 --> 00:23:40,668
Your best friend.

485
00:23:41,087 --> 00:23:42,212
I'm his best friend.

486
00:23:42,671 --> 00:23:44,464
Your best friend.

487
00:23:45,800 --> 00:23:46,966
Yeah, no.

488
00:23:47,051 --> 00:23:49,010
Remember I told you we met...

489
00:23:49,553 --> 00:23:50,553
Where'd we meet?

490
00:23:50,638 --> 00:23:52,305
-We met...
-Where?

491
00:23:53,099 --> 00:23:54,349
-Come on.
-It's coming to me.

492
00:23:54,558 --> 00:23:55,642
I saved his life.

493
00:23:56,977 --> 00:23:58,311
Well, more metaphorically.

494
00:23:58,521 --> 00:24:00,355
No, no, no, no, no. Here's what happened.

495
00:24:00,439 --> 00:24:02,857
It was, like,
one of them train track kind of deals.

496
00:24:03,109 --> 00:24:04,651
My man over here, I see him,

497
00:24:04,735 --> 00:24:06,694
he drops his burrito on the tracks.

498
00:24:06,946 --> 00:24:08,530
I'm like, "All right, that happens."

499
00:24:08,989 --> 00:24:11,366
Next thing you know,
homeboy leaps down there,

500
00:24:11,450 --> 00:24:13,368
and he tries to retrieve the burrito.

501
00:24:13,828 --> 00:24:16,204
Okay? I see a train whizzing at him.

502
00:24:16,288 --> 00:24:18,790
I'm like, "This guy's about to die,
and he don't know it."

503
00:24:18,874 --> 00:24:21,251
I fucking leap down there myself, right,

504
00:24:21,335 --> 00:24:23,044
and I give him a little shove on the heinie.

505
00:24:23,129 --> 00:24:24,671
"Get out of the way, buddy!"

506
00:24:24,755 --> 00:24:26,047
Next thing you know, I realize

507
00:24:26,215 --> 00:24:27,841
this thing's going to hit me.

508
00:24:27,925 --> 00:24:29,509
I fucking remember, though,

509
00:24:29,593 --> 00:24:30,802
I had a kung fu instructor

510
00:24:30,886 --> 00:24:33,138
who taught me
how to tighten the diaphragm,

511
00:24:33,222 --> 00:24:35,014
and I bring it in there.

512
00:24:35,099 --> 00:24:36,349
And I feel the train go by.

513
00:24:36,433 --> 00:24:37,475
My eyes are closed.

514
00:24:37,560 --> 00:24:40,311
Rips my shirt off my body, okay?
I open my eyes.

515
00:24:40,396 --> 00:24:43,356
I see all these chicks just kind of looking
at me, going, "What is that?

516
00:24:43,440 --> 00:24:44,941
"That's the fucking
most chiseled guy I've ever seen."

517
00:24:45,025 --> 00:24:46,776
I worked out at the time.

518
00:24:46,861 --> 00:24:49,362
Anyways, the place goes bananas for me,
I sign a couple of titties,

519
00:24:49,446 --> 00:24:51,156
and I started hanging out
with this guy ever since.

520
00:24:51,240 --> 00:24:52,782
Best friends, right? Here you go, my boy.

521
00:24:52,908 --> 00:24:56,452
I just can't believe
I've never heard that story before.

522
00:24:56,912 --> 00:24:59,038
Why wouldn't you just
get another burrito, Todd?

523
00:25:00,416 --> 00:25:02,125
Wouldn't it be dirty?

524
00:25:02,668 --> 00:25:04,127
Great questions.

525
00:25:04,420 --> 00:25:08,006
It's one of the many things about this story
that's pretty hard to believe.

526
00:25:08,382 --> 00:25:09,757
So, where are you staying, Donny?

527
00:25:09,925 --> 00:25:11,176
He's not staying.

528
00:25:11,260 --> 00:25:12,260
No.

529
00:25:14,930 --> 00:25:16,764
I can't stay. Yeah, no, he's right.

530
00:25:16,932 --> 00:25:20,059
Oh, pshaw. I mean, invite him to stay here.

531
00:25:20,144 --> 00:25:21,561
You have to stay.

532
00:25:21,645 --> 00:25:23,897
He's your best friend. You're his best friend.

533
00:25:23,981 --> 00:25:25,398
Sheesh, I'm not messing with her.

534
00:25:25,482 --> 00:25:27,942
I mean, you are my best friend, guy.

535
00:25:28,027 --> 00:25:30,486
And, Jamie, you can be my breast friend.

536
00:25:33,782 --> 00:25:36,117
Breast, with an "R." With an "R."

537
00:25:38,996 --> 00:25:41,623
By the way, dude, you look fantastic.

538
00:25:41,916 --> 00:25:43,416
You lost all the weight, homeboy.

539
00:25:43,500 --> 00:25:44,709
I miss the titties.

540
00:25:44,793 --> 00:25:47,045
You saved my life? Seriously?

541
00:25:47,129 --> 00:25:49,005
What? They ate that up.

542
00:25:50,090 --> 00:25:51,758
You came up with a whole lot of nothing.

543
00:25:52,468 --> 00:25:53,718
That's a nice suitcase, by the way.

544
00:25:53,802 --> 00:25:54,844
What is that, Louis Vuitton?

545
00:25:55,471 --> 00:25:56,804
This is a Hefty bag.

546
00:25:57,223 --> 00:25:58,640
What the fuck are you talking about?

547
00:25:58,807 --> 00:26:00,558
What do you want, Donny? Money?

548
00:26:00,643 --> 00:26:03,228
You heard I was doing well,
so you came looking for a handout?

549
00:26:03,312 --> 00:26:05,647
I don't want none of your money.
How is that? Okay?

550
00:26:05,731 --> 00:26:07,148
I get it. You don't like me.

551
00:26:07,233 --> 00:26:08,650
I exploded.

552
00:26:08,817 --> 00:26:09,817
I wish you had exploded.

553
00:26:09,902 --> 00:26:12,070
That way, I wouldn't have to
see your stupid face anymore!

554
00:26:12,154 --> 00:26:13,154
Did you happen to notice

555
00:26:13,239 --> 00:26:16,241
I created a whole fake life
just so I could get away from you?

556
00:26:16,659 --> 00:26:17,992
Your mother's sick, by the way.

557
00:26:19,620 --> 00:26:20,662
I don't believe you.

558
00:26:22,164 --> 00:26:23,998
They don't know how long she's got.

559
00:26:24,166 --> 00:26:25,375
What is that, nunchucks?

560
00:26:25,793 --> 00:26:28,878
I told her you would
visit her up at the prison.

561
00:26:31,006 --> 00:26:35,301
I'm kind of thinking you're the kind of guy
who would pull through for Mumsie.

562
00:26:35,386 --> 00:26:37,095
Know what I'm saying?

563
00:26:37,179 --> 00:26:39,180
She'd do the same for you.

564
00:26:39,848 --> 00:26:40,848
Really?

565
00:26:41,183 --> 00:26:44,644
Yeah. Saturday's the last visiting day
before the big surgery, so...

566
00:26:44,979 --> 00:26:46,062
So let me get this straight.

567
00:26:46,146 --> 00:26:48,273
You want me to go visit my "sick mom"

568
00:26:48,357 --> 00:26:50,483
that I haven't talked to in years, in prison,

569
00:26:50,567 --> 00:26:52,026
the day before my wedding.

570
00:26:52,319 --> 00:26:53,361
Correct.

571
00:26:53,445 --> 00:26:54,779
Not happening, asshole.

572
00:26:54,863 --> 00:26:56,948
What the fuck did I do to you

573
00:26:57,032 --> 00:26:58,157
to make you hate me so much?

574
00:26:58,242 --> 00:26:59,742
I am fucking baffled right now.

575
00:26:59,827 --> 00:27:02,704
Well, maybe you don't remember,
but you were basically the worst parent ever.

576
00:27:02,788 --> 00:27:04,914
Me? I did everything for you, buddy,

577
00:27:04,999 --> 00:27:07,500
and I never gave you
an ounce of shit about nothing.

578
00:27:07,751 --> 00:27:09,210
You never gave me nothing.

579
00:27:09,295 --> 00:27:10,503
I gave you a snake.

580
00:27:10,587 --> 00:27:13,214
Yeah, and then it died
after it ate all your Quaaludes.

581
00:27:13,507 --> 00:27:17,552
That was the only time
anybody's ever seen a king cobra laugh.

582
00:27:18,387 --> 00:27:20,388
And I take pride in that, so fuck you.

583
00:27:20,973 --> 00:27:22,181
Yeah, great. You know what?

584
00:27:22,266 --> 00:27:24,309
I basically had to raise myself, Donny.

585
00:27:24,393 --> 00:27:25,768
I never learned how to swim.

586
00:27:25,853 --> 00:27:27,312
I don't even know how to ride a bike.

587
00:27:27,396 --> 00:27:28,896
You know how fucking humiliating that is?

588
00:27:29,106 --> 00:27:30,982
What about Mr. Mitty? Remember him?

589
00:27:31,775 --> 00:27:33,318
What? No. What's that?

590
00:27:33,402 --> 00:27:35,361
Mr. Mitty. I used to put
an oven mitt on my hand.

591
00:27:35,446 --> 00:27:37,905
He would cheer you up
all the time when you were sad.

592
00:27:37,990 --> 00:27:39,615
"Don't be upset, young man.

593
00:27:39,700 --> 00:27:41,492
"I'm your best friend.

594
00:27:41,577 --> 00:27:43,244
"Even though I'm an oven mitt."

595
00:27:43,746 --> 00:27:45,163
No, I don't remember that, okay?

596
00:27:45,247 --> 00:27:46,247
You know what I do remember?

597
00:27:46,665 --> 00:27:48,541
You making me
drive you home from the beach

598
00:27:48,625 --> 00:27:49,709
'cause you got too drunk.

599
00:27:50,210 --> 00:27:51,252
It makes sense to me.

600
00:27:51,337 --> 00:27:53,629
When somebody's hammered,
they have another guy drive home.

601
00:27:54,006 --> 00:27:55,006
I was eight!

602
00:27:55,507 --> 00:27:58,176
Well, you looked 14
'cause you were such a huge fat fuck.

603
00:27:58,260 --> 00:27:59,260
I'm sorry.

604
00:27:59,428 --> 00:28:00,887
You are such an asshole.

605
00:28:01,013 --> 00:28:03,264
Dude, you're a millionaire now,

606
00:28:03,349 --> 00:28:05,391
and you're marrying that hot chick.

607
00:28:05,768 --> 00:28:08,853
I must have done
a pretty decent job as a dad, don't you think?

608
00:28:09,146 --> 00:28:11,689
Oh, yeah? You want to check in
on your pretty decent job?

609
00:28:12,024 --> 00:28:13,149
Oh, my God.

610
00:28:13,734 --> 00:28:15,985
You're a junkie? Who's your supplier?

611
00:28:16,320 --> 00:28:17,904
'Cause I'll smack that motherfucker around.

612
00:28:18,030 --> 00:28:19,655
It's insulin, you dick.

613
00:28:19,740 --> 00:28:23,284
I'm a diabetic 'cause you let me eat
cake and lollipops for breakfast every day.

614
00:28:23,786 --> 00:28:24,994
But that's what you fucking asked for.

615
00:28:25,120 --> 00:28:26,829
Yeah, you're supposed to say no.

616
00:28:26,997 --> 00:28:30,083
You know, I weighed 400 pounds
by the time I was 1 2.

617
00:28:30,167 --> 00:28:31,959
You know how hard it was
to take that weight off?

618
00:28:32,211 --> 00:28:33,503
All right, all right.

619
00:28:34,380 --> 00:28:36,923
I didn't know what I was doing.
I had no one helping me.

620
00:28:37,257 --> 00:28:39,592
Grandpa was a psycho. You know that.

621
00:28:40,177 --> 00:28:41,969
Han Solo, don't be like this.

622
00:28:42,054 --> 00:28:43,221
I'm a good person.

623
00:28:43,305 --> 00:28:44,764
Okay, don't call me that, all right?

624
00:28:44,848 --> 00:28:45,973
My name's Todd now.

625
00:28:46,058 --> 00:28:48,559
Call yourself Han Solo.
You're dressed like him.

626
00:28:49,853 --> 00:28:51,104
Good one.

627
00:28:51,188 --> 00:28:53,940
I'm just saying, buddy, give me a chance.

628
00:28:54,024 --> 00:28:55,483
Do you have any Axe body spray?

629
00:28:56,610 --> 00:29:00,154
No, Donny, I don't have any Axe body spray.

630
00:29:00,781 --> 00:29:03,366
Because I'm not a fucking douche bag.

631
00:29:05,035 --> 00:29:06,119
That's a douche bag thing?

632
00:29:06,203 --> 00:29:07,954
When did that become a douche bag thing?

633
00:29:08,038 --> 00:29:10,164
Todd, the guests are arriving. Let's go!

634
00:29:10,833 --> 00:29:12,417
All right, can you lighten up a little bit?

635
00:29:12,501 --> 00:29:13,709
We got a party to attend.

636
00:29:13,794 --> 00:29:14,794
Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa.

637
00:29:15,254 --> 00:29:17,630
Good person, how about
you put on a tie, okay?

638
00:29:17,714 --> 00:29:19,799
It's a cocktail party, not a Quiznos opening.

639
00:29:20,259 --> 00:29:24,053
What? I haven't worn a tie
since my mother's funeral when I was three.

640
00:29:24,138 --> 00:29:25,388
I'm not going to start that up again.

641
00:29:25,639 --> 00:29:26,848
That's great. Put on a tie.

642
00:29:27,182 --> 00:29:29,350
-No.
-Put on a tie!

643
00:29:29,518 --> 00:29:30,852
I'll never sell out.

644
00:29:32,271 --> 00:29:33,521
I'll give you 1 00 bucks.

645
00:29:33,772 --> 00:29:34,856
Where's the tie?

646
00:29:35,315 --> 00:29:37,066
Look at this.

647
00:29:37,151 --> 00:29:39,652
Jamie is going to have it all.

648
00:29:42,114 --> 00:29:43,197
By the way, Mr. Spirou,

649
00:29:43,282 --> 00:29:45,324
I read the OPEC report, and I was thinking,

650
00:29:45,409 --> 00:29:47,326
if we hedge our position on oil,
we could really...

651
00:29:51,582 --> 00:29:53,916
If we were to short the euro, we could...

652
00:29:54,126 --> 00:29:56,502
Come on, Todd.
This is your wedding weekend.

653
00:29:56,712 --> 00:29:58,880
You are marrying a real workaholic.
You do know that.

654
00:29:59,131 --> 00:30:01,674
Yeah, but isn't that
what you want in a partner?

655
00:30:02,342 --> 00:30:03,843
She's good, this one.

656
00:30:03,927 --> 00:30:05,219
She's good.

657
00:30:07,514 --> 00:30:09,098
All right, all right.

658
00:30:09,183 --> 00:30:10,433
I haven't made that decision yet,

659
00:30:10,851 --> 00:30:11,976
but I love this kid.

660
00:30:12,311 --> 00:30:14,520
You lost your dad in that explosion,

661
00:30:14,813 --> 00:30:15,980
and I lost my son.

662
00:30:16,315 --> 00:30:18,399
I thought your son
was a ski instructor in Vail.

663
00:30:18,525 --> 00:30:20,985
He's a pot-smoking bum!

664
00:30:21,278 --> 00:30:23,154
Not like you, Todd. Oh, no.

665
00:30:23,238 --> 00:30:25,072
You're the type of boy
a father can be proud of.

666
00:30:25,449 --> 00:30:26,574
Yeah, we'll never know, will we?

667
00:30:28,410 --> 00:30:30,328
-Who's that?
-I'm not here.

668
00:30:30,871 --> 00:30:33,748
That's Donny.

669
00:30:34,708 --> 00:30:37,210
Donny, come on. Say hi to everyone.

670
00:30:38,128 --> 00:30:39,670
Oh, God, hang on.

671
00:30:39,755 --> 00:30:41,255
Let me swing these free.

672
00:30:42,758 --> 00:30:44,258
Glad all the children saw that.

673
00:30:44,426 --> 00:30:45,760
Donny,

674
00:30:45,844 --> 00:30:47,261
this is Steve Spirou, Todd's boss.

675
00:30:49,806 --> 00:30:52,099
Wassup!

676
00:30:54,436 --> 00:30:55,603
Is that back?

677
00:30:57,648 --> 00:30:59,732
Because I've been dying
for that to come back.

678
00:30:59,816 --> 00:31:00,858
Wassup!

679
00:31:01,026 --> 00:31:02,193
Yeah!

680
00:31:02,861 --> 00:31:04,028
That's my boy! Look at him!

681
00:31:04,112 --> 00:31:05,321
He ain't a tight-ass.

682
00:31:05,405 --> 00:31:06,489
Wassup!

683
00:31:07,991 --> 00:31:12,286
-Wassup!
-Wassup!

684
00:31:12,663 --> 00:31:14,205
Wassup!

685
00:31:16,959 --> 00:31:18,209
What's up?

686
00:31:21,630 --> 00:31:23,506
Boo!

687
00:31:23,966 --> 00:31:25,925
That was terrible, Todd.

688
00:31:26,760 --> 00:31:28,719
So, I see the train coming,

689
00:31:28,804 --> 00:31:30,846
and something
kind of like takes over me, you know?

690
00:31:32,683 --> 00:31:34,225
-Here you go, Abigail.
-Thank you.

691
00:31:34,309 --> 00:31:37,436
And so, I decide to jump
off the platform, right?

692
00:31:37,854 --> 00:31:39,480
Snaps my legs in two.

693
00:31:40,482 --> 00:31:43,025
What did I expect?
It was a 25-foot drop, you know?

694
00:31:43,360 --> 00:31:44,610
Twenty-five feet?

695
00:31:44,861 --> 00:31:46,946
So I grab Burrito Bandito over here,

696
00:31:47,030 --> 00:31:48,322
and I just roll him out of the way.

697
00:31:48,949 --> 00:31:50,658
The train missed our skulls by inches.

698
00:31:51,285 --> 00:31:52,868
Why would you do
something like that, Todd?

699
00:31:53,328 --> 00:31:54,662
You know, I really don't know, Steve.

700
00:31:54,955 --> 00:31:56,914
I mean, why wouldn't you
just buy another burrito?

701
00:31:57,249 --> 00:31:58,583
Yeah, no, I know.

702
00:31:58,667 --> 00:32:00,334
I don't know what I could have been thinking.

703
00:32:00,877 --> 00:32:03,671
Maybe he was high on the hashish.

704
00:32:05,299 --> 00:32:07,008
Hey, how about I
get you another beer, huh, Donny Boy?

705
00:32:07,426 --> 00:32:08,426
Twenty's my limit.

706
00:32:08,510 --> 00:32:10,052
No! No, no.

707
00:32:10,137 --> 00:32:12,888
But, Donny Boy
has got to go to bed, though, right?

708
00:32:14,266 --> 00:32:15,933
Oh, fiddlesnatch.

709
00:32:16,518 --> 00:32:17,602
It's the afternoon.

710
00:32:17,853 --> 00:32:20,563
Remember you told me
you wanted to get to bed early?

711
00:32:21,648 --> 00:32:23,107
Oh, okay. Yeah, no, no, no.

712
00:32:23,191 --> 00:32:24,191
Todd's right.

713
00:32:24,276 --> 00:32:25,276
Oh, my God.

714
00:32:25,611 --> 00:32:26,986
You're right, it is him.

715
00:32:27,070 --> 00:32:28,571
-You're Donny Berger.
-It's him.

716
00:32:28,864 --> 00:32:31,324
Do you remember that kid who got
his teacher pregnant in Somerville?

717
00:32:31,533 --> 00:32:33,034
Wait a minute, that is you.

718
00:32:33,118 --> 00:32:34,285
Donny Berger.

719
00:32:34,494 --> 00:32:36,537
Didn't you and your teacher have a kid?

720
00:32:36,622 --> 00:32:38,039
Wait a minute. What was his name?

721
00:32:38,123 --> 00:32:39,874
Indiana Jones, huh?

722
00:32:40,042 --> 00:32:42,043
It was something fantastic like that.

723
00:32:42,127 --> 00:32:43,419
Yeah, Han Solo Berger.

724
00:32:43,670 --> 00:32:45,713
Yeah, Han Solo, Han Solo.
What ever happened to him?

725
00:32:46,048 --> 00:32:47,131
What happened to him?

726
00:32:47,215 --> 00:32:48,883
He actually became a dick.

727
00:32:50,927 --> 00:32:52,803
A private eye, I mean.

728
00:32:53,138 --> 00:32:55,681
One of the biggest
and hairiest dicks in the world.

729
00:32:56,224 --> 00:32:57,224
Okay.

730
00:32:57,601 --> 00:33:00,728
Hey, look, this might seem weird,
but do you think you would ever...

731
00:33:00,937 --> 00:33:03,314
Bone your wife? Yeah, I mean, I'd love to.

732
00:33:03,482 --> 00:33:05,107
She's a hot little number.

733
00:33:06,068 --> 00:33:09,153
Well, you know, I was just
going to ask you for an autograph, but...

734
00:33:09,237 --> 00:33:11,697
Oh. Oh, I'm sorry. On her tits or...

735
00:33:12,157 --> 00:33:14,408
-Or a piece of paper would be fine.
-Yeah, or a photo.

736
00:33:14,785 --> 00:33:16,077
Okay, well, this has been fun.

737
00:33:16,411 --> 00:33:18,371
-But, Donny...
-Not to toot my own horn,

738
00:33:18,455 --> 00:33:20,122
but I got kind of close once.

739
00:33:20,207 --> 00:33:22,541
Mrs. Weiss, freshman geometry.

740
00:33:22,626 --> 00:33:23,959
And I think she would have done it, too.

741
00:33:24,044 --> 00:33:25,795
I just didn't know how to make the move.

742
00:33:26,088 --> 00:33:27,505
You know what? I would have killed

743
00:33:27,589 --> 00:33:30,341
to bang my eighth grade
biology teacher, Mrs. Cohn.

744
00:33:30,425 --> 00:33:33,177
I used to dream of
dissecting her with my penis.

745
00:33:33,261 --> 00:33:37,098
It's so weird what goes on upstairs
when you hit puberty.

746
00:33:37,557 --> 00:33:41,894
I actually stole
my middle school librarian's glasses

747
00:33:41,978 --> 00:33:44,230
to wear while I masturbated.

748
00:33:44,981 --> 00:33:45,981
What is that about?

749
00:33:46,274 --> 00:33:48,651
In my day, when I got into trouble,

750
00:33:48,944 --> 00:33:51,821
the headmaster would
slap your hand with his dick.

751
00:33:53,156 --> 00:33:54,448
She wins.

752
00:33:56,284 --> 00:33:58,536
You know, Todd was working at the cubicle

753
00:33:58,620 --> 00:34:01,997
next to mine one year,
1 2 weeks and one day ago

754
00:34:02,082 --> 00:34:04,417
when he met a pretty girl
at the gym named Jamie.

755
00:34:05,460 --> 00:34:07,086
How many days is that, Todd?

756
00:34:07,295 --> 00:34:08,671
Computing, Steve.

757
00:34:09,631 --> 00:34:10,881
451 .

758
00:34:13,635 --> 00:34:15,678
It's actually 450.

759
00:34:16,179 --> 00:34:17,638
Battle of the brainiacs!

760
00:34:17,973 --> 00:34:20,266
Yeah, this guy forgot
about leap year, I guess.

761
00:34:22,519 --> 00:34:23,769
He's smarter than Todd!

762
00:34:24,062 --> 00:34:27,481
Okay, we're talking a lot about numbers,
but let's get back to love.

763
00:34:28,108 --> 00:34:29,066
What's the matter, hot stuff?

764
00:34:29,151 --> 00:34:30,192
Where do you think you get it from?

765
00:34:30,318 --> 00:34:31,485
Your mother was a math teacher,

766
00:34:31,570 --> 00:34:33,362
and I was pretty much a whiz kid myself.

767
00:34:33,989 --> 00:34:36,031
The ability to make a bong
out of a Taco Bell cup

768
00:34:36,116 --> 00:34:37,450
doesn't make you a whiz kid, Donny.

769
00:34:38,410 --> 00:34:40,327
Leap year, motherfucker.

770
00:34:40,579 --> 00:34:43,414
I think it's kind of a magical moment.

771
00:34:43,498 --> 00:34:47,084
You know, Todd's oldest friend, Donny,
miraculously appearing like this.

772
00:34:47,169 --> 00:34:48,169
What?

773
00:34:48,253 --> 00:34:51,839
So I am graciously
going to step aside and allow Donny

774
00:34:52,340 --> 00:34:53,841
to take over as the best man.

775
00:34:53,925 --> 00:34:54,967
Give it up for Donny!

776
00:34:55,093 --> 00:34:56,427
Oh, no, no, no.

777
00:34:56,511 --> 00:34:58,095
Phil, you don't have to do that.

778
00:34:58,513 --> 00:35:00,306
No music. No, no, no, no.

779
00:35:00,557 --> 00:35:02,683
Kill the music. Phil, Phil, you...

780
00:35:02,893 --> 00:35:04,477
That's so nice of you,
but you don't have to do that.

781
00:35:04,811 --> 00:35:06,854
Oh, I don't mind. You two are very close.

782
00:35:06,938 --> 00:35:09,231
We are. We are very close,
but you and I are close, too.

783
00:35:09,691 --> 00:35:13,027
Well, we work together,
but I wouldn't call us close.

784
00:35:13,487 --> 00:35:17,364
I mean, I was actually kind of surprised
when you asked me to be your best man.

785
00:35:17,449 --> 00:35:19,074
Made me feel a little sorry for you.

786
00:35:19,701 --> 00:35:21,786
That's true. He had no idea who he was.

787
00:35:21,870 --> 00:35:23,120
No.

788
00:35:23,288 --> 00:35:25,372
I accept. I do. I love it. It's an honor.

789
00:35:25,499 --> 00:35:27,208
-Way to go, Donny!
-Are you kidding me?

790
00:35:27,292 --> 00:35:29,293
You got Fenway Park in your backyard?

791
00:35:29,377 --> 00:35:31,587
I had that built
when my son started Little League.

792
00:35:31,671 --> 00:35:32,713
He never used it.

793
00:35:32,881 --> 00:35:35,508
The little douche bag
just sat in his room listening to reggae.

794
00:35:35,801 --> 00:35:38,093
Well, let's lose these ties
and hit some dingers.

795
00:35:38,261 --> 00:35:39,595
What do you say? Come on!

796
00:35:41,932 --> 00:35:44,433
No, no, no.
Please, don't let this be happening.

797
00:35:45,018 --> 00:35:47,603
Don't let this be happening, please.

798
00:35:47,687 --> 00:35:49,104
No sports.

799
00:35:49,397 --> 00:35:50,940
All right, guys,
let's see what we got out there.

800
00:35:51,066 --> 00:35:54,235
Please don't hit it to me. Please don't
hit it to me. Please don't hit it to me.

801
00:35:54,986 --> 00:35:56,070
Get under it, kid.

802
00:36:00,242 --> 00:36:01,408
Yeah!

803
00:36:03,370 --> 00:36:04,370
Moron.

804
00:36:04,830 --> 00:36:06,205
Here we go! Taking down two there!

805
00:36:06,414 --> 00:36:08,290
All right, Gerald, kid! Here we go, guy!

806
00:36:08,750 --> 00:36:09,875
Stay on it!

807
00:36:11,461 --> 00:36:12,837
Oh, my God!

808
00:36:14,214 --> 00:36:17,091
Grandma, what's up, honey?
Are you awake, sweetheart?

809
00:36:17,175 --> 00:36:18,384
Here we go.

810
00:36:18,969 --> 00:36:20,636
Get under it! Get dirty!

811
00:36:21,263 --> 00:36:22,513
What the fuck?

812
00:36:23,974 --> 00:36:26,100
-Got it.
-Nice catch, Mama!

813
00:36:26,434 --> 00:36:28,477
Let's let Todd-o get this one, huh?

814
00:36:28,770 --> 00:36:30,104
Oh, no, that's okay.

815
00:36:30,355 --> 00:36:31,730
Todd, come on!

816
00:36:31,898 --> 00:36:33,524
No, no. Hit one to that two-year-old.

817
00:36:33,650 --> 00:36:35,025
He hasn't gotten one yet.

818
00:36:35,110 --> 00:36:36,360
Here you go, big man.

819
00:36:38,613 --> 00:36:40,030
-What?
-Quit showing off

820
00:36:40,115 --> 00:36:41,866
for the girls, buddy. They're mine.

821
00:36:43,660 --> 00:36:44,743
Come on, now.

822
00:36:48,164 --> 00:36:49,498
You got it. You got it.

823
00:36:53,378 --> 00:36:54,962
Okay, Todd, you all set, buddy?

824
00:36:55,088 --> 00:36:56,255
Don't hit it to me.

825
00:36:56,381 --> 00:36:57,423
Coming to you, homie.

826
00:37:04,180 --> 00:37:05,222
Holy shit.

827
00:37:08,476 --> 00:37:10,477
Oh, my God. Are you all right, guy?

828
00:37:12,731 --> 00:37:13,939
Come on. You're fine.

829
00:37:14,274 --> 00:37:15,566
Throw it in there, guy.

830
00:37:15,817 --> 00:37:17,484
I think the ball's broken.

831
00:37:18,194 --> 00:37:19,194
Throw it in, Todd.

832
00:37:19,321 --> 00:37:20,404
Todd, throw the ball.

833
00:37:20,488 --> 00:37:22,156
Come on, Todd!

834
00:37:22,324 --> 00:37:24,158
Throw it, you big vagina. Do it.

835
00:37:24,409 --> 00:37:26,076
Todd, we want to keep playing, buddy.

836
00:37:26,161 --> 00:37:27,244
We need a ball, kid.

837
00:37:27,329 --> 00:37:28,370
Just throw it.

838
00:37:28,455 --> 00:37:29,496
Such a pussy.

839
00:37:31,833 --> 00:37:32,791
On a rope!

840
00:37:32,876 --> 00:37:34,168
Holy fuck!

841
00:37:37,380 --> 00:37:41,383
We now return to The Donny Berger Story,
starring lan Ziering.

842
00:37:41,635 --> 00:37:42,760
-Yo!
-Donny.

843
00:37:43,011 --> 00:37:45,596
-I'm in a Jacuzzi. Hang on one sec.
-Yeah.

844
00:37:45,680 --> 00:37:46,847
Fucking... Here.

845
00:37:46,932 --> 00:37:48,307
-Who'll take the cigar?
-Oh, no.

846
00:37:48,433 --> 00:37:49,433
-Donny.
-Keep that lit for me.

847
00:37:49,517 --> 00:37:50,684
Take my fucking shades.

848
00:37:50,769 --> 00:37:52,019
-Wear them if you want.
-Yeah!

849
00:37:52,103 --> 00:37:53,270
All right. So, hang on.

850
00:37:53,355 --> 00:37:54,313
I want to wear them.

851
00:37:54,397 --> 00:37:55,522
I'll be back.

852
00:37:59,945 --> 00:38:00,945
All right.

853
00:38:01,029 --> 00:38:02,029
My goodness!

854
00:38:02,322 --> 00:38:03,447
Yeah, what's going on?

855
00:38:03,907 --> 00:38:05,282
Guess what's on TV?

856
00:38:05,533 --> 00:38:07,242
Hey, there, little buddy.

857
00:38:07,452 --> 00:38:08,994
l'm Mr. Mitty.

858
00:38:09,871 --> 00:38:13,040
l will always love you.

859
00:38:13,541 --> 00:38:15,292
What is that, The Donny Berger Story?

860
00:38:15,377 --> 00:38:16,377
Hell, yeah.

861
00:38:16,586 --> 00:38:18,671
Don't you get money
every time that shit is shown?

862
00:38:18,755 --> 00:38:20,839
This could be your "get out ofjail free" card.

863
00:38:21,091 --> 00:38:23,884
Last check I got for that was 85 cents.

864
00:38:24,219 --> 00:38:26,553
Is Han Solo gonna do
the show at the women's prison with you?

865
00:38:26,805 --> 00:38:30,349
You know, I haven't
discussed any particulars with him yet.

866
00:38:30,433 --> 00:38:33,394
I am actually just trying
to be a dad right now.

867
00:38:33,895 --> 00:38:35,437
You're gonna go to prison on Tuesday.

868
00:38:35,522 --> 00:38:37,398
You have got to get that money somehow.

869
00:38:39,192 --> 00:38:40,275
Kenny, what the fuck?

870
00:38:40,402 --> 00:38:41,944
I thought this was a bathroom!

871
00:38:42,028 --> 00:38:43,070
Fuck you!

872
00:38:43,571 --> 00:38:45,155
-Honk!
-Oh, nobody squeezes my titty

873
00:38:45,240 --> 00:38:46,365
for free, honey!

874
00:38:46,449 --> 00:38:48,158
Okay, good luck with that.

875
00:38:48,493 --> 00:38:50,160
God, you're such an idiot!

876
00:38:50,245 --> 00:38:52,287
Todd, you already messed up my flowers!

877
00:38:52,747 --> 00:38:54,581
-I'm sorry.
-Just get the cake!

878
00:38:54,874 --> 00:38:57,084
No walnuts! No fucking excuses!

879
00:38:57,502 --> 00:38:59,586
I love you! Do you love me?

880
00:39:00,797 --> 00:39:01,922
What?

881
00:39:03,633 --> 00:39:05,509
"You screwed up my cake!

882
00:39:05,593 --> 00:39:06,760
"You screwed up my cake!"

883
00:39:06,886 --> 00:39:08,012
What?

884
00:39:08,096 --> 00:39:09,722
It's me, it's me. Can I come in?

885
00:39:09,806 --> 00:39:11,181
-Yeah, sure.
-What's up, buddy?

886
00:39:11,266 --> 00:39:14,184
What was she yelling at?
What'd you do wrong?

887
00:39:14,519 --> 00:39:16,603
She's just stressed out
'cause of the wedding.

888
00:39:16,730 --> 00:39:18,063
Oh, really?

889
00:39:18,148 --> 00:39:20,607
You sure she's not stressed out
about maybe sex or something?

890
00:39:20,692 --> 00:39:22,443
Have you been going down on her?

891
00:39:22,944 --> 00:39:24,361
-What?
-No, I'm just saying,

892
00:39:24,446 --> 00:39:26,530
a lot of times, girls I've met over the years,

893
00:39:26,614 --> 00:39:28,824
when they've been
ragging on me and yelling at me and shit,

894
00:39:28,908 --> 00:39:31,326
if I kiss their pussies, they kind of go,

895
00:39:31,411 --> 00:39:33,537
"You're right, you're a good guy."

896
00:39:34,289 --> 00:39:36,040
Yeah, that's personal, Donny.

897
00:39:36,249 --> 00:39:38,042
Yeah, no, no.
You know her better than me, fine.

898
00:39:38,793 --> 00:39:39,877
So...

899
00:39:41,296 --> 00:39:43,172
You wear a bathing suit in the shower?

900
00:39:43,590 --> 00:39:45,966
-You know that's fucking nuts, right?
-Are you serious?

901
00:39:46,051 --> 00:39:48,635
I can't even take my shirt off
in front of other people because of you.

902
00:39:48,928 --> 00:39:51,096
Because of me. What did I do this time?

903
00:39:51,473 --> 00:39:52,973
Let me jog your memory.

904
00:39:59,064 --> 00:40:00,481
The New Kids on the Block!

905
00:40:00,857 --> 00:40:01,899
Holy shit!

906
00:40:01,983 --> 00:40:04,109
Their heads are all warped now!

907
00:40:04,194 --> 00:40:05,611
Oh, my God!

908
00:40:05,695 --> 00:40:07,905
Yeah, it's 'cause I got it
when I was in third grade.

909
00:40:07,989 --> 00:40:09,073
My body grew.

910
00:40:09,157 --> 00:40:11,241
I'm sorry. It's fine, it's fine.
Let me see it again.

911
00:40:12,827 --> 00:40:14,620
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh

912
00:40:14,704 --> 00:40:16,872
You got a back tattoo

913
00:40:16,956 --> 00:40:18,749
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh

914
00:40:18,833 --> 00:40:20,584
Their heads are fucking warped

915
00:40:21,252 --> 00:40:23,045
-You suck.
-Come on, dude.

916
00:40:23,129 --> 00:40:24,338
Why you getting so serious?

917
00:40:24,464 --> 00:40:26,507
I still got the tattoo I got when I was...

918
00:40:26,591 --> 00:40:29,343
When I was a teenager.
And I'm fine with it, you know.

919
00:40:31,429 --> 00:40:34,014
"De plane! De plane!"

920
00:40:34,808 --> 00:40:35,891
"De plane!"

921
00:40:36,309 --> 00:40:38,936
Yeah, I remember it.
I still don't know who that is.

922
00:40:39,687 --> 00:40:40,938
It's fucking...

923
00:40:41,022 --> 00:40:43,232
"De plane, de plane" guy
from Fantasy lsland.

924
00:40:43,316 --> 00:40:44,316
Tattoo.

925
00:40:44,400 --> 00:40:46,360
I got a tattoo of Tattoo.
I thought that was funny.

926
00:40:46,694 --> 00:40:47,820
Well, it's not.

927
00:40:48,113 --> 00:40:49,404
Lighten up, dude. Come on.

928
00:40:49,489 --> 00:40:50,864
-"De plane!"
-Don't. Donny, don't.

929
00:40:51,282 --> 00:40:52,407
-I'm serious.
-"De plane!"

930
00:40:52,492 --> 00:40:53,492
-No.
-You're still ticklish.

931
00:40:53,576 --> 00:40:55,202
No, I'm not ticklish!

932
00:40:58,039 --> 00:40:59,456
-Come on, now!
-The tickle monster.

933
00:40:59,541 --> 00:41:01,750
-I tickle you like that.
-No.

934
00:41:01,835 --> 00:41:02,960
Stop! No, stop it!

935
00:41:03,044 --> 00:41:04,419
Watch yourself.

936
00:41:04,838 --> 00:41:06,630
Stop it! Stop it, no!

937
00:41:07,715 --> 00:41:08,924
Give me that, Hansie.

938
00:41:09,175 --> 00:41:10,884
Why is your dick in my face?

939
00:41:10,969 --> 00:41:12,678
And why is it kind of hard?

940
00:41:12,804 --> 00:41:15,264
What are you two homos doing?

941
00:41:19,811 --> 00:41:21,061
Just rasslin'.

942
00:41:21,771 --> 00:41:22,813
All right.

943
00:41:22,897 --> 00:41:24,898
'Cause you're looking at an all-state
fucking wrestling champion,

944
00:41:24,983 --> 00:41:26,233
and I got the winner.

945
00:41:26,401 --> 00:41:27,651
Okay. Well, he won.

946
00:41:27,735 --> 00:41:29,111
-No, I didn't.
-Yeah, you did. You won.

947
00:41:29,195 --> 00:41:30,195
What? No, I didn't.

948
00:41:30,280 --> 00:41:31,989
You're gonna love it, buddy. Wrestle him.

949
00:41:32,073 --> 00:41:33,574
-Yeah, Chad.
-No, no.

950
00:41:33,741 --> 00:41:35,033
It's actually a funny story.

951
00:41:35,118 --> 00:41:36,243
We were having a tickle fight.

952
00:41:36,327 --> 00:41:37,327
We weren't wrestling at all.

953
00:41:37,412 --> 00:41:39,204
I was losing, admittedly.

954
00:41:39,289 --> 00:41:41,874
Aw, God, I got to start doing
some crunches or something.

955
00:41:41,958 --> 00:41:43,083
Look at this.

956
00:41:44,752 --> 00:41:46,086
Oh, you don't like him?

957
00:41:46,254 --> 00:41:47,713
Oh, we don't like you.

958
00:41:48,423 --> 00:41:50,257
He's talking to his dick, buddy.

959
00:41:52,093 --> 00:41:53,260
Now he's hitting it.

960
00:41:53,887 --> 00:41:54,928
No! Why?

961
00:41:55,096 --> 00:41:57,639
You got to puff that fucker up!

962
00:41:58,057 --> 00:41:59,099
Oh, what? No.

963
00:41:59,184 --> 00:42:01,143
You don't have to puff that fucker up.

964
00:42:01,269 --> 00:42:02,436
Let's do this.

965
00:42:02,520 --> 00:42:04,479
Chad, I'm sure you're very athletic... Okay!

966
00:42:04,564 --> 00:42:05,731
Okay!

967
00:42:06,024 --> 00:42:08,108
I tap out. You win, you win. I tap out.

968
00:42:08,193 --> 00:42:10,652
Do you like fucking my sister, Todd?

969
00:42:11,112 --> 00:42:13,739
I mean, do you like
sticking your dirty booger fingers in her?

970
00:42:14,866 --> 00:42:15,866
Whoa, what was that?

971
00:42:15,950 --> 00:42:17,576
Let's all just keep our heads, okay?

972
00:42:17,660 --> 00:42:18,952
We've all been drinking a lot tonight.

973
00:42:19,120 --> 00:42:21,038
I'm gonna skull-fuck you...

974
00:42:23,917 --> 00:42:25,792
And that is the end of that.

975
00:42:28,296 --> 00:42:30,172
What, you're mad at me?

976
00:42:30,715 --> 00:42:32,591
How am I the fucking bad guy right now?

977
00:42:33,134 --> 00:42:36,011
You're gonna fucking give me shit
with that tattoo on your back?

978
00:42:36,095 --> 00:42:38,055
Look at that stupid fucking thing.

979
00:42:38,306 --> 00:42:39,973
Good buddy, he'll be fine.

980
00:42:40,225 --> 00:42:42,893
Yeah, so we got Chad
all tucked in, safe and sound.

981
00:42:43,102 --> 00:42:44,978
I never heard of him
passing out drunk before.

982
00:42:45,146 --> 00:42:46,230
Yeah, it was crazy. It was like,

983
00:42:46,314 --> 00:42:48,523
one second, he was with us, totally awake.

984
00:42:48,608 --> 00:42:50,317
Next thing you know, he's face down,

985
00:42:50,860 --> 00:42:51,985
birds a-chirpin'.

986
00:42:53,821 --> 00:42:55,322
What do you think?

987
00:42:55,990 --> 00:42:57,032
You look amazing.

988
00:42:57,367 --> 00:42:58,617
Oh, wait! Isn't it bad luck

989
00:42:58,701 --> 00:43:00,452
for me to see the dress
before the wedding, though?

990
00:43:00,536 --> 00:43:03,038
This is a $1 2,000 Vera Wang dress.

991
00:43:03,164 --> 00:43:04,331
I'm gonna wear it whenever I want.

992
00:43:05,250 --> 00:43:08,043
You'd look hot in a $1 2 Wang Chung dress.

993
00:43:08,753 --> 00:43:10,337
That sounds like a line Donny would say.

994
00:43:10,505 --> 00:43:11,755
Yeah, except he'd say,

995
00:43:11,839 --> 00:43:15,008
"You'd look friggin' hot
in a Wang Dang Sweet Poontang dress."

996
00:43:15,510 --> 00:43:18,303
Just think he's, like,
trailer park-y or something, you know?

997
00:43:18,513 --> 00:43:20,013
-Yeah.
-That's probably why his son ran off.

998
00:43:20,348 --> 00:43:21,682
His what? What? Who? His son about...

999
00:43:21,849 --> 00:43:23,475
What'd he say?
What did you hear? Did he say something?

1000
00:43:23,559 --> 00:43:26,436
Just look at the first page of that book
he's been handing out to everyone.

1001
00:43:26,521 --> 00:43:28,146
He has? What? No.

1002
00:43:29,315 --> 00:43:31,066
Head in the Class?

1003
00:43:31,359 --> 00:43:35,028
He said it's like Head ofthe CIass,
only with blowjobs.

1004
00:43:35,822 --> 00:43:37,072
It's gross.

1005
00:43:37,365 --> 00:43:39,116
Yeah, it's gross. Blowjobs are gross.

1006
00:43:39,200 --> 00:43:40,367
We don't do those.

1007
00:43:40,952 --> 00:43:42,911
"Dear Jamie,
I know you'll make Todd very happy

1008
00:43:42,996 --> 00:43:44,454
"if you bleach your little brown eye."

1009
00:43:44,539 --> 00:43:46,373
Oh, no, not this part.

1010
00:43:56,551 --> 00:43:58,385
Wow, that's sad.

1011
00:44:02,056 --> 00:44:03,724
That weirdly got me.

1012
00:44:03,808 --> 00:44:07,019
I don't know why it got me, but it just got me.

1013
00:44:09,522 --> 00:44:10,772
Can I get a hug right now, or...

1014
00:44:10,982 --> 00:44:13,191
No, no, no, no! We can't wrinkle the dress.

1015
00:44:13,276 --> 00:44:15,152
Hey, if you don't want to wrinkle the dress,

1016
00:44:15,236 --> 00:44:17,112
may I suggest we just remove it?

1017
00:44:17,322 --> 00:44:18,488
Did you take two Xanax?

1018
00:44:18,573 --> 00:44:20,949
I actually took three Xanax.

1019
00:44:21,034 --> 00:44:23,243
And you know that the Xanax makes me

1020
00:44:23,494 --> 00:44:26,663
"H" to the "O" to the "R" To the "N" to the "Y"

1021
00:44:26,748 --> 00:44:27,789
So horny for my fiancée

1022
00:44:27,874 --> 00:44:29,541
No! Down.

1023
00:44:30,418 --> 00:44:32,419
I don't want to have sex
with my family in the house.

1024
00:44:32,754 --> 00:44:33,712
No, I know.

1025
00:44:33,796 --> 00:44:36,173
I don't want to have sex
with your family, either.

1026
00:44:36,257 --> 00:44:37,507
In the house.

1027
00:44:38,092 --> 00:44:39,343
Came out weird.

1028
00:44:40,178 --> 00:44:42,804
Possibly my last night of
spanking the hell out of it

1029
00:44:42,889 --> 00:44:45,557
without having a roommate
watching me, so...

1030
00:44:45,933 --> 00:44:47,434
What do we got to work with here?

1031
00:44:52,774 --> 00:44:54,274
Rich people magazines.

1032
00:44:56,444 --> 00:44:58,403
Let's see what we got.

1033
00:45:00,948 --> 00:45:04,076
If I hadn't partied with her husband
so many times, I would.

1034
00:45:04,160 --> 00:45:05,994
But it's disrespectful to him.

1035
00:45:06,913 --> 00:45:08,372
I don't know.

1036
00:45:12,460 --> 00:45:13,460
Hello.

1037
00:45:14,337 --> 00:45:18,006
Jeezum Crow, you really were a model,
weren't you, Grandma?

1038
00:45:18,716 --> 00:45:23,512
Yeah, old Mr. Woolworth really, really knew
how to pick them, didn't he?

1039
00:45:24,639 --> 00:45:27,349
I love that old-time bathing suit.

1040
00:45:28,935 --> 00:45:31,311
I could take you
to the speakeasy, and we could,

1041
00:45:31,604 --> 00:45:33,647
we could do the naked Charleston.

1042
00:45:34,315 --> 00:45:37,401
I have to ship out in the
morning to fight the Nazis,

1043
00:45:37,485 --> 00:45:40,404
so you better give me
something to remember.

1044
00:45:41,406 --> 00:45:42,531
What's that?

1045
00:45:43,324 --> 00:45:44,324
Oh, my God.

1046
00:45:44,909 --> 00:45:48,328
Old lady Grandma wants to
get in on the action, too.

1047
00:45:49,122 --> 00:45:50,414
Should we let her?

1048
00:45:50,498 --> 00:45:52,749
I think we should.

1049
00:45:53,084 --> 00:45:54,459
Oh, my God.

1050
00:45:56,087 --> 00:45:57,671
Why do I like her better right now?

1051
00:45:58,339 --> 00:45:59,589
Oh, you bad...

1052
00:45:59,674 --> 00:46:03,260
What have you done to me?

1053
00:46:05,805 --> 00:46:09,349
We got to go for round two,
but give me a little bit of time.

1054
00:46:10,184 --> 00:46:12,018
Give me a little bit of time.

1055
00:46:15,022 --> 00:46:16,731
Oh, lovely.

1056
00:46:17,316 --> 00:46:18,692
Just lovely.

1057
00:46:26,242 --> 00:46:27,367
Goodness.

1058
00:46:33,708 --> 00:46:34,916
Oh, my word.

1059
00:46:39,005 --> 00:46:42,048
Best man, wedding rehearsal in an hour.

1060
00:46:43,092 --> 00:46:45,051
There's so many tissues.

1061
00:46:49,390 --> 00:46:51,641
Oh, God. You know,
don't touch those, okay? Let's...

1062
00:46:51,809 --> 00:46:53,226
Okay.

1063
00:46:53,394 --> 00:46:54,936
I'm gonna just clean that up.

1064
00:46:55,271 --> 00:46:56,480
Yeah, Donny's sick.

1065
00:46:56,981 --> 00:46:58,773
You don't want to touch these
'cause you'll get sick.

1066
00:46:59,025 --> 00:47:01,067
He's got post-nasal drip, so...

1067
00:47:08,242 --> 00:47:10,660
The tissue's stuck to my picture.

1068
00:47:10,745 --> 00:47:11,912
Here, let me.

1069
00:47:13,915 --> 00:47:15,248
I'll grab that from you. I got it.

1070
00:47:16,417 --> 00:47:19,002
Oh, look at that!
There's a little tissue beard there.

1071
00:47:19,086 --> 00:47:21,213
No, don't touch it, please.
Don't worry about it.

1072
00:47:21,297 --> 00:47:22,756
Oh, that poor dear.

1073
00:47:23,090 --> 00:47:25,217
I'll just get him some nice, fresh juice.

1074
00:47:25,635 --> 00:47:27,135
Juice. That's a great idea.

1075
00:47:27,220 --> 00:47:28,762
Thank you, Grandma D. Thanks.

1076
00:47:29,347 --> 00:47:32,766
You know, hon,
if he's really under the weather,

1077
00:47:32,850 --> 00:47:36,102
maybe it's best
if he doesn't masturbate so much.

1078
00:47:37,688 --> 00:47:38,980
That's good advice.

1079
00:47:39,065 --> 00:47:40,607
I'll tell him that, thank you.

1080
00:47:44,529 --> 00:47:46,988
Okay, you can stop
pretending to sleep, Sir Jizz-a-lot.

1081
00:47:47,448 --> 00:47:50,992
The old broad knew I was whacking to
her the whole time, didn't she?

1082
00:47:51,327 --> 00:47:52,369
That's so funny.

1083
00:47:52,453 --> 00:47:55,789
But your improvs were awesome.
"Post-nasal dick," or whatever you said.

1084
00:47:55,998 --> 00:48:00,252
You know, I can't believe
your balls produce that much stuff.

1085
00:48:00,711 --> 00:48:02,337
Dude, at least I got balls.

1086
00:48:02,630 --> 00:48:03,838
What's that supposed to mean?

1087
00:48:05,007 --> 00:48:08,176
Let me just crack open
some happiness first, yeah.

1088
00:48:09,303 --> 00:48:10,887
All I'm saying is the Chad thing,

1089
00:48:10,972 --> 00:48:12,681
when that dude came at you last night,

1090
00:48:12,974 --> 00:48:14,975
you kind of, like,
looked like a deer in headlights.

1091
00:48:15,393 --> 00:48:18,270
Your whole aura is actually that of a pussy.

1092
00:48:18,354 --> 00:48:19,563
Or a kiss-ass.

1093
00:48:19,647 --> 00:48:20,981
It is not.

1094
00:48:22,024 --> 00:48:23,066
It is, too.

1095
00:48:23,818 --> 00:48:25,277
What the fuck am I doing?

1096
00:48:25,361 --> 00:48:27,654
No, I'm just saying
you got to stand up for yourself

1097
00:48:27,780 --> 00:48:29,990
every once in a while, buddy,
or she's never gonna bang you.

1098
00:48:30,366 --> 00:48:32,951
I'll have you know, she bangs me all the time.

1099
00:48:33,160 --> 00:48:34,661
All right? She bangs.

1100
00:48:35,329 --> 00:48:37,789
Does she live the Ia vida Ioca, too, or...

1101
00:48:38,332 --> 00:48:39,374
Very funny.

1102
00:48:44,338 --> 00:48:45,380
Well, good day, everyone.

1103
00:48:45,464 --> 00:48:46,548
Father.

1104
00:48:46,632 --> 00:48:48,883
Father McNally, thank you so much
for coming out to the Cape.

1105
00:48:49,093 --> 00:48:50,093
My honor.

1106
00:48:50,177 --> 00:48:51,219
Very cool.

1107
00:48:51,304 --> 00:48:52,304
Oh, yes.

1108
00:48:52,888 --> 00:48:54,014
Chad.

1109
00:48:54,974 --> 00:48:56,600
You'll excuse me, won't you?

1110
00:48:56,934 --> 00:48:59,227
While you're in this church,
you'll show the proper respect.

1111
00:48:59,645 --> 00:49:01,646
No e-mailing, no texting,

1112
00:49:02,648 --> 00:49:06,276
no Facebooking,
no Skyping and no Angry Birds.

1113
00:49:06,902 --> 00:49:08,236
That one hurts.

1114
00:49:08,988 --> 00:49:10,864
No, no. I get it.

1115
00:49:11,324 --> 00:49:12,866
It's the 201 0s.

1116
00:49:13,242 --> 00:49:15,201
Everyone's having sex and drinking lattes.

1117
00:49:15,411 --> 00:49:16,953
No, Father.

1118
00:49:17,747 --> 00:49:20,040
But, you see, this is my world.

1119
00:49:21,042 --> 00:49:23,043
We'll abide by my rules while we're here.

1120
00:49:24,378 --> 00:49:27,339
Maybe we should start
with the father of the groom.

1121
00:49:30,217 --> 00:49:31,551
His father passed away.

1122
00:49:31,844 --> 00:49:33,511
He died in an explosion.

1123
00:49:34,388 --> 00:49:37,307
Sounds fishy, but it really happened.

1124
00:49:41,020 --> 00:49:42,771
I'm truly sorry to hear that, son.

1125
00:49:43,230 --> 00:49:45,231
Thank you, but it's fine.

1126
00:49:45,900 --> 00:49:46,900
He deserved it.

1127
00:49:47,234 --> 00:49:48,568
So...

1128
00:49:48,653 --> 00:49:50,070
What is that supposed to mean?

1129
00:49:50,404 --> 00:49:52,322
Oh, I didn't mean anything by it.

1130
00:49:52,406 --> 00:49:54,532
He just, you know, wasn't a great dad.

1131
00:50:04,377 --> 00:50:06,753
So your father, he abused you, did he?

1132
00:50:07,421 --> 00:50:08,755
No, nothing like that.

1133
00:50:09,131 --> 00:50:11,257
Was he a murderer? Rapist?

1134
00:50:12,885 --> 00:50:14,260
No. Father, I'm sorry, I...

1135
00:50:14,345 --> 00:50:18,264
My father beat me every day with a rake.

1136
00:50:19,934 --> 00:50:23,186
But you don't hear me smack-talking him
like some baby little princess.

1137
00:50:23,270 --> 00:50:25,021
Not here in the house of the Lord.

1138
00:50:36,617 --> 00:50:39,160
You know, I can't hear a word you're saying.

1139
00:50:41,706 --> 00:50:44,374
All I can focus on is your shit breath.

1140
00:50:49,797 --> 00:50:52,882
I'd like to show you the garden for a minute.

1141
00:51:00,433 --> 00:51:01,474
Now, then.

1142
00:51:01,642 --> 00:51:02,892
Okay, you know what? Let's just...

1143
00:51:08,858 --> 00:51:09,899
Fucking old guy's got

1144
00:51:09,984 --> 00:51:11,276
-a cannon on him.
-What happened?

1145
00:51:11,360 --> 00:51:13,361
What happened
is I think he's having a mini-meltdown.

1146
00:51:13,779 --> 00:51:15,572
-Yeah, he's taking his shirt off now.
-Oh, my God.

1147
00:51:15,656 --> 00:51:19,117
And he's pretty ripped for an old fuck,
so we're in trouble right now.

1148
00:51:19,618 --> 00:51:20,827
What is going on here?

1149
00:51:20,953 --> 00:51:22,078
All right, all right.

1150
00:51:22,163 --> 00:51:23,204
Go time, go time.

1151
00:51:23,289 --> 00:51:24,330
No, think about what you're doing!

1152
00:51:24,457 --> 00:51:25,665
Be careful.

1153
00:51:26,125 --> 00:51:27,417
He bit me!

1154
00:51:27,668 --> 00:51:28,835
Did you see that? That was amazing!

1155
00:51:28,961 --> 00:51:29,961
This could get ugly.

1156
00:51:30,045 --> 00:51:32,172
The Father actually killed a guy in the ring.

1157
00:51:32,256 --> 00:51:33,548
That's why he became a priest.

1158
00:51:34,425 --> 00:51:35,759
Just keep your hands up, kid!

1159
00:51:35,843 --> 00:51:36,843
Get 'em down!

1160
00:51:36,927 --> 00:51:38,386
Hang in there, guy!

1161
00:51:39,180 --> 00:51:40,513
He keeps punching him!

1162
00:51:42,725 --> 00:51:43,892
Come on, guy.

1163
00:51:45,811 --> 00:51:46,853
That's my boy!

1164
00:51:46,937 --> 00:51:49,856
Why, you came right back
with your own shit. Nice, kid.

1165
00:51:53,652 --> 00:51:54,652
What the fuck is that?

1166
00:51:54,737 --> 00:51:56,780
Okay, he's going to
a whole other place right now.

1167
00:52:00,159 --> 00:52:01,284
You know what? Maybe just run.

1168
00:52:01,368 --> 00:52:03,495
Get the fuck out of here. Go, go, go, go, go.

1169
00:52:04,246 --> 00:52:05,288
No.

1170
00:52:06,081 --> 00:52:07,165
I'm not gonna run.

1171
00:52:07,291 --> 00:52:08,708
Finish him, Father McNally!

1172
00:52:08,793 --> 00:52:10,168
Finish him!

1173
00:52:23,724 --> 00:52:26,851
Geez. He went down
like a sack of potatoes, huh?

1174
00:52:30,397 --> 00:52:32,065
What is the matter with you?

1175
00:52:32,233 --> 00:52:34,567
You know, we've known
Father McNally for 30 years.

1176
00:52:34,652 --> 00:52:36,152
-Thirty years! Thirty years.
-Thirty years.

1177
00:52:36,487 --> 00:52:37,570
I ought to rip off your head!

1178
00:52:39,114 --> 00:52:40,114
Gerald!

1179
00:52:40,199 --> 00:52:41,407
I'm sorry.

1180
00:52:41,492 --> 00:52:44,118
Sorry's not gonna keep you
from burning in hell, Todd.

1181
00:52:44,411 --> 00:52:45,954
Hey, this is all my fault.

1182
00:52:46,038 --> 00:52:47,831
I shouldn't have hit the guy with the bottle.

1183
00:52:47,915 --> 00:52:49,290
I'm, like, a moron over here.

1184
00:52:49,500 --> 00:52:51,501
No, now, Donny,
I will not let you take the blame for this.

1185
00:52:51,585 --> 00:52:53,753
You had to do it. You saved his life again.

1186
00:52:54,213 --> 00:52:56,089
And you looked very sexy doing it.

1187
00:52:57,883 --> 00:53:00,260
Why was the sound of that bottle so familiar?

1188
00:53:00,427 --> 00:53:02,262
Todd is such a loser.

1189
00:53:02,763 --> 00:53:03,972
Here comes your girl. Here we go.

1190
00:53:04,723 --> 00:53:05,849
Jame, I'm sorry, but, look,

1191
00:53:05,933 --> 00:53:07,433
you got to admit,
I stood up for myself back there.

1192
00:53:07,643 --> 00:53:09,769
Do you have fucking rocks
in your head, Todd?

1193
00:53:10,271 --> 00:53:11,271
No.

1194
00:53:11,355 --> 00:53:12,355
Well, where are we gonna get married now?

1195
00:53:12,439 --> 00:53:13,773
We got kicked out of the church!

1196
00:53:13,858 --> 00:53:15,066
Jame...

1197
00:53:15,442 --> 00:53:16,568
What is everybody's problem?

1198
00:53:16,652 --> 00:53:18,403
You were awesome out there.
You kicked ass.

1199
00:53:18,487 --> 00:53:20,280
-You should be proud of yourself.
-Proud of myself?

1200
00:53:20,698 --> 00:53:21,865
For what?

1201
00:53:21,949 --> 00:53:24,409
I got my ass kicked,
and everyone's pissed off at me.

1202
00:53:24,493 --> 00:53:26,911
And, by the way,
thanks for the fatherly advice, guy.

1203
00:53:27,538 --> 00:53:29,289
That's the last time I listen to you.

1204
00:53:34,003 --> 00:53:35,086
-I'm gonna choke him out!
-He's an asshole!

1205
00:53:35,212 --> 00:53:36,504
I'm gonna choke him out.

1206
00:53:36,589 --> 00:53:38,089
I'm just gonna choke him out.

1207
00:53:38,299 --> 00:53:39,465
Hey, guys, guys?

1208
00:53:39,550 --> 00:53:42,302
Can I just say
something before we all turn on Todd?

1209
00:53:43,262 --> 00:53:45,054
Churches freak the kid out,

1210
00:53:45,139 --> 00:53:47,015
ever since his father's funeral.

1211
00:53:47,349 --> 00:53:48,808
After the explosion,

1212
00:53:49,393 --> 00:53:55,690
all that was left of his dad was, like,
a kneecap and a little bit of nut sack.

1213
00:53:57,443 --> 00:53:59,694
It was supposed to be a closed casket,

1214
00:53:59,778 --> 00:54:01,946
but there was a foul-up at the mortuary,

1215
00:54:02,031 --> 00:54:04,032
and he actually saw a squirrel

1216
00:54:04,116 --> 00:54:07,201
run into the coffin and kind of

1217
00:54:08,078 --> 00:54:10,455
squeak out of there with his
dad's ball bag in his mouth.

1218
00:54:10,539 --> 00:54:12,624
You know, that's gonna
fuck any of us up, so...

1219
00:54:13,584 --> 00:54:15,209
So you actually knew Todd's father?

1220
00:54:15,586 --> 00:54:17,086
Of course I knew the guy.

1221
00:54:17,171 --> 00:54:19,005
He was handsome, he had fucking great hair,

1222
00:54:19,423 --> 00:54:21,174
a Jedi with the chicks.

1223
00:54:21,884 --> 00:54:24,844
Went down on girls
for a wicked long time 'cause he was a giver

1224
00:54:24,929 --> 00:54:26,471
and he wanted to see others be happy.

1225
00:54:27,097 --> 00:54:28,765
I wish I could have met him.

1226
00:54:30,184 --> 00:54:31,351
Sounds like a gentleman.

1227
00:54:32,728 --> 00:54:34,437
Was he there enough for the kid?

1228
00:54:34,521 --> 00:54:35,813
No, maybe not. But,

1229
00:54:36,065 --> 00:54:38,524
you know, he probably felt bad about it.

1230
00:54:38,901 --> 00:54:41,819
You know, and there's nothing
he can do about it now, so...

1231
00:54:42,863 --> 00:54:43,988
Toddsy.

1232
00:54:44,740 --> 00:54:46,115
Oh, Todd.

1233
00:54:46,200 --> 00:54:47,659
I had no idea.

1234
00:54:48,202 --> 00:54:49,327
Poor thing. Are you okay?

1235
00:54:49,411 --> 00:54:50,411
Yeah, yeah.

1236
00:54:50,704 --> 00:54:51,704
It's fine, but

1237
00:54:52,206 --> 00:54:54,082
sometimes I do still have nightmares.

1238
00:54:54,208 --> 00:54:55,208
Oh, boy.

1239
00:54:55,376 --> 00:54:57,961
That squirrel and its demonic eyes.

1240
00:54:58,963 --> 00:55:01,339
Tiny piece of skin flapping in its mouth.

1241
00:55:02,383 --> 00:55:04,258
One lone scraggly hair.

1242
00:55:05,219 --> 00:55:06,719
A pubic hair.

1243
00:55:07,137 --> 00:55:09,222
I mean, maybe this is
a blessing, though, guys.

1244
00:55:09,306 --> 00:55:11,307
Do we really want
Father McNutty to be the one

1245
00:55:11,392 --> 00:55:13,434
who brings these two guys together?

1246
00:55:13,519 --> 00:55:14,769
I mean, I don't think so.

1247
00:55:15,104 --> 00:55:17,271
I'm pretty tied into the church crowd,

1248
00:55:17,356 --> 00:55:19,190
Rageaholics Anonymous and whatnot.

1249
00:55:19,274 --> 00:55:20,650
I could find a priest for you.

1250
00:55:20,734 --> 00:55:22,026
I mean, what type are we looking for?

1251
00:55:22,194 --> 00:55:23,403
Maybe a younger guy.

1252
00:55:23,487 --> 00:55:24,487
Younger guy.

1253
00:55:24,571 --> 00:55:25,655
How about a black guy?

1254
00:55:25,864 --> 00:55:27,323
Now, I like that.

1255
00:55:27,408 --> 00:55:29,283
It's very urban, very street.

1256
00:55:29,618 --> 00:55:30,618
Okay.

1257
00:55:30,786 --> 00:55:32,829
But that still doesn't get us a church.

1258
00:55:33,122 --> 00:55:36,833
Well, I'll tell you where I would tie the knot
if I was these two sexy kids.

1259
00:55:43,048 --> 00:55:44,882
Donny, this is just such a great idea.

1260
00:55:44,967 --> 00:55:46,384
-Thanks.
-Don't you love the pergola?

1261
00:55:46,468 --> 00:55:47,677
They're gorgeous!

1262
00:55:47,761 --> 00:55:50,596
You know what,
maybe a little more girly shit up on the arch.

1263
00:55:50,723 --> 00:55:51,806
You know, you're right.

1264
00:55:51,890 --> 00:55:54,851
Excuse me, sir,
put some more girly shit up there.

1265
00:55:54,935 --> 00:55:56,185
Calling all ladies!

1266
00:55:56,270 --> 00:55:58,229
The bus for the bachelorette party is here!
Come on!

1267
00:55:58,939 --> 00:56:01,274
Honey, you guys have fun
at the bachelor party!

1268
00:56:01,483 --> 00:56:02,525
Okay.

1269
00:56:02,609 --> 00:56:04,318
Don't get too crazy. Know your limits.

1270
00:56:05,112 --> 00:56:07,238
-Okay.
-We're having a bachelor party?

1271
00:56:07,448 --> 00:56:08,573
That's, like, my thing, man.

1272
00:56:09,074 --> 00:56:11,701
Hookers, blow, balloons filled with piss.

1273
00:56:11,785 --> 00:56:13,786
I mean, the sky's the limit, kid.

1274
00:56:14,121 --> 00:56:15,872
No, no, no. Donny, we're all set.

1275
00:56:15,956 --> 00:56:18,791
I have arranged
a very special evening for us tonight.

1276
00:56:19,668 --> 00:56:21,711
This is gonna be awesome!

1277
00:56:22,629 --> 00:56:24,881
I read about this place in Oprah's magazine.

1278
00:56:24,965 --> 00:56:29,093
I don't know if she writes the articles herself,
but there's some real good stuff in it.

1279
00:56:29,178 --> 00:56:31,637
Hi, we're for the Todd Peterson party, please.

1280
00:56:31,930 --> 00:56:33,014
Good evening, gentlemen.

1281
00:56:33,265 --> 00:56:34,807
Mrs. Ravensdale.

1282
00:56:34,892 --> 00:56:36,309
Phil, what a blessing.

1283
00:56:36,935 --> 00:56:41,147
Welcome to your bachelor party package
here at He Time Spa For Men.

1284
00:56:41,356 --> 00:56:43,024
Woo-hoo, motherfucker!

1285
00:56:43,108 --> 00:56:45,234
Okay. All right.

1286
00:56:45,319 --> 00:56:47,528
We're gonna set you up
with some nice plush robes,

1287
00:56:47,613 --> 00:56:49,655
and then we have
a wonderful full evening planned

1288
00:56:49,740 --> 00:56:51,949
with massage, facial and nail treatments,

1289
00:56:52,409 --> 00:56:54,577
and then we're going to send you home

1290
00:56:54,661 --> 00:56:59,415
with a special gift
of our house-made lavender scrub.

1291
00:57:00,667 --> 00:57:03,169
Confucius say,
"What the fuck are you talking about?"

1292
00:57:03,879 --> 00:57:04,962
No, Donny,

1293
00:57:05,506 --> 00:57:07,465
Phil thought
it would be nice before the wedding

1294
00:57:07,549 --> 00:57:10,093
for us to all take a little time
to just chill and mellow.

1295
00:57:10,385 --> 00:57:13,221
My wife and I have been
burning it on both ends all week

1296
00:57:13,305 --> 00:57:14,764
with the preschool applications,

1297
00:57:14,848 --> 00:57:16,599
and I am ready to be pampered!

1298
00:57:19,144 --> 00:57:21,479
All right, all right. Now we're talking.

1299
00:57:21,563 --> 00:57:23,439
Hey, thanks, honey.
What the fuck's your name?

1300
00:57:23,524 --> 00:57:24,941
-Jessica. All right.
-Yeah.

1301
00:57:25,025 --> 00:57:26,275
Hey, come on. Here's to the kid.

1302
00:57:26,360 --> 00:57:29,320
He's fucking getting all fucked up tonight!

1303
00:57:29,404 --> 00:57:30,446
Last night!

1304
00:57:30,531 --> 00:57:32,865
Fucking last night of poontang for this kid.

1305
00:57:37,663 --> 00:57:39,163
What the fuck is this?

1306
00:57:40,666 --> 00:57:43,876
It's water infused with cucumber,
rose petal and harvest sandalwood.

1307
00:57:44,711 --> 00:57:47,672
It tastes like fucking dick infused with balls.

1308
00:57:49,216 --> 00:57:51,467
And a side of fucking Rod Stewart's jizz.

1309
00:57:53,053 --> 00:57:57,098
Wait a minute. What are we drinking
water at a fucking bachelor party for, Phil?

1310
00:57:57,808 --> 00:57:59,767
You got to show my son your tits later.

1311
00:57:59,852 --> 00:58:02,228
Promise me. Promise me.

1312
00:58:05,149 --> 00:58:07,108
That's nice. Yeah, good.

1313
00:58:07,568 --> 00:58:08,943
This is great, sweetheart.

1314
00:58:09,570 --> 00:58:10,653
Really good.

1315
00:58:10,737 --> 00:58:12,405
Nice work. You're going deep on us, huh?

1316
00:58:13,198 --> 00:58:15,116
That's it.

1317
00:58:15,868 --> 00:58:16,909
What's this, sir?

1318
00:58:16,994 --> 00:58:21,330
That's just a little tip, you know,
if you give me a full package.

1319
00:58:21,748 --> 00:58:24,458
Okay. That's a $1 50 additional charge.

1320
00:58:25,294 --> 00:58:26,627
You're talking to the wrong guy.

1321
00:58:26,712 --> 00:58:27,837
That's a little out of my price range.

1322
00:58:27,921 --> 00:58:30,715
It includes scalp treatment, reflexology.

1323
00:58:30,799 --> 00:58:32,675
How much is it to tickle my pickle?

1324
00:58:33,218 --> 00:58:36,262
To yank my crank?
To give me a ho-jo to go?

1325
00:58:37,264 --> 00:58:39,432
Sweetheart, I'm not asking
for a finger up the ass.

1326
00:58:39,516 --> 00:58:41,767
I just want you to just jerk it a little bit.

1327
00:58:42,269 --> 00:58:44,645
Donny, this isn't a brothel.

1328
00:58:45,480 --> 00:58:49,025
Then I'm completely confused
what the fuck we're doing here right now!

1329
00:58:49,276 --> 00:58:51,527
So, what, you're just going to
get a hand job in front of all of us?

1330
00:58:52,154 --> 00:58:53,237
I don't know. Am I?

1331
00:58:55,199 --> 00:58:56,616
I guess not!

1332
00:58:57,117 --> 00:59:00,119
You know, I have worked
very hard on this night, Don,

1333
00:59:00,621 --> 00:59:02,371
and you're being just plain rude.

1334
00:59:02,789 --> 00:59:04,874
-Phil, no! Phil!
-No, no. Don't do this.

1335
00:59:07,669 --> 00:59:10,004
Nice. That's nice.

1336
00:59:10,422 --> 00:59:13,466
That's good. That's good.

1337
00:59:14,468 --> 00:59:15,676
It tickles.

1338
00:59:15,761 --> 00:59:17,511
Just fight through it, man. It's worth it.

1339
00:59:17,596 --> 00:59:20,223
If you stop, I swear I will kill you.

1340
00:59:26,063 --> 00:59:27,939
You know what,
if I don't see a tit in five minutes,

1341
00:59:28,023 --> 00:59:29,315
I'm going to strangle this motherfucker.

1342
00:59:29,775 --> 00:59:33,319
You should be ashamed of yourself
for fucking arranging this bullshit!

1343
00:59:33,820 --> 00:59:35,363
Well, I feel very relaxed,

1344
00:59:35,447 --> 00:59:37,698
and I think this was
a good use of a Groupon.

1345
00:59:37,991 --> 00:59:39,533
You fucked us, buddy!

1346
00:59:40,202 --> 00:59:42,745
Five more minutes till you
get to choose amongst four

1347
00:59:42,829 --> 00:59:45,164
artisanal house-blended
chocolates, gentlemen.

1348
00:59:47,125 --> 00:59:48,626
We can't let tonight end like this, boys.

1349
00:59:48,710 --> 00:59:49,794
We got to go out.

1350
00:59:49,878 --> 00:59:52,004
I'm telling you, I can't let my son have a...

1351
00:59:52,172 --> 00:59:55,800
My son of a gun best friend
have his bachelor party be this.

1352
00:59:56,134 --> 00:59:58,970
You fucking... You guys got your
face covered in leprechaun shit.

1353
00:59:59,680 --> 01:00:01,264
We should be getting whacked off,

1354
01:00:01,348 --> 01:00:03,349
all of us, as a fucking team!

1355
01:00:04,184 --> 01:00:07,186
Donny, I think
we've had enough excitement for one night.

1356
01:00:07,604 --> 01:00:10,481
Besides, it's not like you can throw
together a whole other party this late.

1357
01:00:10,565 --> 01:00:14,568
I could have six chicks making out
with each other on our laps in 1 0 minutes.

1358
01:00:15,404 --> 01:00:16,821
I could stay out a little later.

1359
01:00:17,447 --> 01:00:18,447
Bam!

1360
01:00:18,907 --> 01:00:21,575
We gonna get our dicks sucked.

1361
01:00:22,494 --> 01:00:23,536
There it is.

1362
01:00:23,662 --> 01:00:26,122
Unless, Mrs. Ravensdale,
you want to whip them knockers out?

1363
01:00:26,206 --> 01:00:27,248
We'd love to see them.

1364
01:00:27,374 --> 01:00:28,416
All right, you know what?

1365
01:00:28,500 --> 01:00:31,502
You are an imbecilic,
immature, asinine, childish,

1366
01:00:31,586 --> 01:00:34,130
caveman-like, hairy-knuckled,
single-chromosomal,

1367
01:00:34,214 --> 01:00:36,674
obnoxious, uneducated, ignorant asshole

1368
01:00:36,758 --> 01:00:39,552
who I would like to fuck hard and long!

1369
01:00:40,929 --> 01:00:42,305
So, I'm going to go put a dent in that.

1370
01:00:42,389 --> 01:00:43,973
You guys get that green jizz off your face.

1371
01:00:44,057 --> 01:00:45,141
I'll be back in 20.

1372
01:00:45,517 --> 01:00:46,600
We're going out, boys!

1373
01:00:47,185 --> 01:00:48,853
Hey, this is the shit,
this place, I'm telling you.

1374
01:00:48,937 --> 01:00:51,272
The hottest chicks, the best Denver omelets.

1375
01:00:51,356 --> 01:00:52,481
-You have to eat one.
-All right.

1376
01:00:52,566 --> 01:00:54,567
-Donny!
-Yeah, this is who I was telling you about!

1377
01:00:54,651 --> 01:00:56,152
-What's up? Give me that.
-I'm so happy to see you.

1378
01:00:56,236 --> 01:00:58,070
-You look so fucking cute!
-I know, right?

1379
01:00:58,905 --> 01:01:02,074
And you brought a military man.

1380
01:01:02,159 --> 01:01:03,743
What's your name, soldier?

1381
01:01:03,910 --> 01:01:06,412
Chad Martin, private first class,
United States Marine Corps.

1382
01:01:06,747 --> 01:01:09,874
You think you can keep that dick
at attention for a couple hours?

1383
01:01:09,958 --> 01:01:11,083
That's an order!

1384
01:01:12,210 --> 01:01:13,294
Already on it.

1385
01:01:14,129 --> 01:01:15,254
Look at my man!

1386
01:01:15,339 --> 01:01:17,631
You guys, let me get in here
and introduce myself.

1387
01:01:17,716 --> 01:01:19,842
Hello. I'm Phil.
I'm married with four children,

1388
01:01:19,926 --> 01:01:22,845
and I have actually
only seen three vaginas in my entire life:

1389
01:01:22,929 --> 01:01:24,138
my wife's, my baby's

1390
01:01:24,222 --> 01:01:27,350
and my aunt's once by accident
on the back of a tandem bike.

1391
01:01:27,809 --> 01:01:29,935
Well, here's number four, baby!

1392
01:01:30,896 --> 01:01:33,439
I'm going to count that
as numbers four and five.

1393
01:01:54,544 --> 01:01:56,712
ChampaIe wouId Iike to dedicate this

1394
01:01:56,797 --> 01:01:58,964
to Mr. Todd Peterson.

1395
01:02:00,717 --> 01:02:02,259
-Yeah, baby. Yeah.
-Here you go.

1396
01:02:03,720 --> 01:02:04,762
Oh, hey.

1397
01:02:04,846 --> 01:02:05,930
Do you want any eggs?

1398
01:02:06,014 --> 01:02:08,307
No. I really have to watch what I eat.

1399
01:02:08,392 --> 01:02:10,017
No fatty foods. But thank you.

1400
01:02:10,268 --> 01:02:11,477
I'm Brie.

1401
01:02:11,561 --> 01:02:12,937
I'm Todd. Nice to meet you.

1402
01:02:13,021 --> 01:02:15,898
I know who you are, Han Solo.

1403
01:02:17,275 --> 01:02:18,484
No, you can't...

1404
01:02:18,568 --> 01:02:20,319
Don't worry, your secret's safe.

1405
01:02:52,269 --> 01:02:53,352
Who did that?

1406
01:03:26,094 --> 01:03:27,887
-Gerald, get in the car.
-I love you, Donny!

1407
01:03:27,971 --> 01:03:29,013
Yeah, I love you. Get in there.

1408
01:03:29,097 --> 01:03:30,514
Man, you got to give me the recipe, man.

1409
01:03:30,599 --> 01:03:32,141
Can't buy everything, Spirou!

1410
01:03:32,225 --> 01:03:33,809
Bro, but they use olive oil, not butter.

1411
01:03:33,894 --> 01:03:34,935
That's the big secret.

1412
01:03:35,020 --> 01:03:36,312
Okay, Chris, get him in there.

1413
01:03:36,396 --> 01:03:38,689
Be gentle, he's protecting our country.

1414
01:03:38,773 --> 01:03:39,857
All right, good night, guys!

1415
01:03:41,693 --> 01:03:43,986
Gerald, you're a sick man, buddy!

1416
01:03:44,154 --> 01:03:45,404
Whoa.

1417
01:03:45,530 --> 01:03:47,615
Hey, what... Where's everybody going?

1418
01:03:47,699 --> 01:03:49,241
I sent them home, guy.

1419
01:03:49,326 --> 01:03:51,410
I thought we could have a little

1420
01:03:51,495 --> 01:03:54,205
best man/groom alone time.

1421
01:03:54,664 --> 01:03:55,956
But shouldn't I go with them?

1422
01:03:56,041 --> 01:03:57,875
'Cause Jamie's gonna get mad at me.

1423
01:03:58,251 --> 01:03:59,376
Easy, guy.

1424
01:03:59,461 --> 01:04:03,589
You're gonna have plenty of time
for her to be mad at you when you're married.

1425
01:04:05,175 --> 01:04:08,135
I got you a wedding gift,
and I want to give it to you alone, all right?

1426
01:04:08,220 --> 01:04:09,261
You got me a gift?

1427
01:04:09,387 --> 01:04:10,638
Of course I got you.

1428
01:04:10,722 --> 01:04:13,224
And I think you might dig it.

1429
01:04:18,313 --> 01:04:19,355
An earring.

1430
01:04:19,814 --> 01:04:24,193
Yeah, I know, but that's an earring
that your mom gave me,

1431
01:04:24,277 --> 01:04:26,695
and I thought maybe we could
keep it in the family, you know?

1432
01:04:26,780 --> 01:04:30,032
Just kind of keep it going,
generation to generation, actually.

1433
01:04:32,035 --> 01:04:34,286
Yeah, but I don't have a pierced ear, Donny.

1434
01:04:35,121 --> 01:04:36,330
Yeah.

1435
01:04:37,624 --> 01:04:38,707
No.

1436
01:04:39,334 --> 01:04:40,543
Yeah.

1437
01:04:43,588 --> 01:04:44,755
All right, fuck it, fuck it.

1438
01:04:44,839 --> 01:04:46,048
Do it, just do it.

1439
01:04:46,675 --> 01:04:47,716
It's not gonna hurt, buddy.

1440
01:04:47,801 --> 01:04:49,051
You got a nice buzz going.

1441
01:04:49,135 --> 01:04:50,386
Yeah, I got it, I got it.

1442
01:04:50,470 --> 01:04:51,720
Hang on.

1443
01:04:52,013 --> 01:04:53,264
Yeah.

1444
01:04:53,348 --> 01:04:54,348
Liquor it up.

1445
01:04:54,432 --> 01:04:55,724
Fuck!

1446
01:04:55,809 --> 01:04:57,142
Come here. Come here.

1447
01:04:58,395 --> 01:05:00,229
Hang in there! Go ahead, just sit still, homie.

1448
01:05:02,482 --> 01:05:03,691
Yeah!

1449
01:05:05,527 --> 01:05:06,819
How we doing?

1450
01:05:07,195 --> 01:05:08,195
Oh, God.

1451
01:05:08,280 --> 01:05:10,155
That's it. That's the way to man up.

1452
01:05:10,699 --> 01:05:12,449
-That wasn't so bad.
-Let me see it.

1453
01:05:13,034 --> 01:05:14,660
Am I bleeding?

1454
01:05:16,621 --> 01:05:17,871
-I don't think so.
-No?

1455
01:05:18,331 --> 01:05:19,582
Does it look good?

1456
01:05:19,666 --> 01:05:22,418
You look like you could be playing
drums for Foreigner or some shit.

1457
01:05:22,502 --> 01:05:23,586
You look like a bad-ass.

1458
01:05:23,878 --> 01:05:25,421
-Really?
-Yeah.

1459
01:05:25,630 --> 01:05:27,923
'Cause it makes me feel kind of...

1460
01:05:28,883 --> 01:05:30,134
Dangerous.

1461
01:05:32,345 --> 01:05:33,554
There he is, man!

1462
01:05:33,638 --> 01:05:36,348
That's your personality,
like when you were seven years old,

1463
01:05:36,474 --> 01:05:39,685
me and Uncle Vanny used to
laugh our asses off from you.

1464
01:05:40,353 --> 01:05:42,146
Uncle Vanny, that's right.

1465
01:05:42,689 --> 01:05:43,939
What happened to that guy?

1466
01:05:44,608 --> 01:05:46,525
Dude, you know what it's time for?

1467
01:05:46,943 --> 01:05:49,737
To get you back together with the old gang.

1468
01:05:51,031 --> 01:05:52,281
Come on.

1469
01:05:52,365 --> 01:05:54,366
I just hope the guy will talk to me.

1470
01:05:54,826 --> 01:05:55,909
Phil!

1471
01:05:55,994 --> 01:05:58,203
Come on, you're gonna get arrested, buddy.

1472
01:05:58,913 --> 01:06:00,956
I shouldn't be doing this.

1473
01:06:01,833 --> 01:06:03,584
No, don't stop, don't stop.

1474
01:06:16,139 --> 01:06:18,891
All right, look.
I came here to tell you I'm sorry

1475
01:06:18,975 --> 01:06:21,393
about what happened
with me and your mother.

1476
01:06:21,936 --> 01:06:24,772
It was an accident,
and it will never happen again.

1477
01:06:26,650 --> 01:06:29,443
That's all I've been waiting for
all these years, man, a simple apology.

1478
01:06:29,527 --> 01:06:30,694
It's water under the bridge.

1479
01:06:30,779 --> 01:06:32,154
Don't sweat it. Holla.

1480
01:06:33,490 --> 01:06:35,407
Wait, are you Vanilla Ice?

1481
01:06:36,576 --> 01:06:38,869
Was Uncle Vanny Vanilla Ice this whole time?

1482
01:06:39,079 --> 01:06:40,162
Who did you think I was?

1483
01:06:40,246 --> 01:06:43,582
I don't know, a friend of my dad's
that wore a lot of parachute pants?

1484
01:06:44,417 --> 01:06:45,501
Man.

1485
01:06:45,585 --> 01:06:47,169
I want to be honest with you, too.

1486
01:06:47,504 --> 01:06:50,005
I never did knock boots with your mother.

1487
01:06:50,423 --> 01:06:51,507
-No?
-No.

1488
01:06:51,591 --> 01:06:53,175
I think she whacked me off outside the pants.

1489
01:06:53,802 --> 01:06:55,386
-No.
-But I didn't finish.

1490
01:06:55,470 --> 01:06:57,179
-Vanny, I didn't finish. I couldn't.
-Yeah?

1491
01:06:57,430 --> 01:06:59,139
-Mom.
-Yeah.

1492
01:06:59,224 --> 01:07:00,474
You know, she did like to fuck.

1493
01:07:00,934 --> 01:07:02,017
That's fucking... Look at him.

1494
01:07:02,102 --> 01:07:03,769
Back to it. Fuck, yeah.

1495
01:07:04,020 --> 01:07:05,479
Hey, Han Solo, you're looking great, man.

1496
01:07:05,563 --> 01:07:06,563
Thank you.

1497
01:07:06,648 --> 01:07:07,940
-You lost some weight.
-Is this kid all right?

1498
01:07:08,024 --> 01:07:09,817
-You're not a little fat kid no more.
-No, no, no.

1499
01:07:09,901 --> 01:07:11,026
-Remember this one?
-No, no.

1500
01:07:11,111 --> 01:07:12,653
Yeah, we used to do this to you all the time.

1501
01:07:12,737 --> 01:07:14,446
-Remember, back in the day?
-Hey, nugget pocket.

1502
01:07:14,531 --> 01:07:16,323
-Nugget pockets.
-No, I'm not a nugget pocket.

1503
01:07:16,408 --> 01:07:18,283
-What's up, nugget pocket?
-No.

1504
01:07:18,785 --> 01:07:20,077
No, but seriously, Iceberg,

1505
01:07:20,161 --> 01:07:21,870
me and my boy got a little head start on you,

1506
01:07:21,955 --> 01:07:24,581
but you got any desire
to get wasted with us?

1507
01:07:24,666 --> 01:07:26,417
More than life itself.

1508
01:07:26,501 --> 01:07:28,961
In fact, I might have
a little head start on you guys.

1509
01:07:29,963 --> 01:07:31,463
What?

1510
01:07:32,507 --> 01:07:34,049
-Yeah.
-It's so illegal.

1511
01:07:34,384 --> 01:07:36,176
I don't want to do that in front of my kid.

1512
01:07:36,261 --> 01:07:38,137
Turn around for a minute. Just turn around.

1513
01:07:38,388 --> 01:07:39,847
Give me that fucking shit.

1514
01:07:41,266 --> 01:07:42,599
What?

1515
01:07:43,810 --> 01:07:45,519
Hey, let's get out of here.

1516
01:07:45,603 --> 01:07:46,729
I did not do that.

1517
01:07:46,813 --> 01:07:48,731
-Let's go have some fun.
-Hey!

1518
01:07:49,107 --> 01:07:51,150
Hey, where you think you're going,
Mr. Vanilla Ice Cream?

1519
01:07:51,484 --> 01:07:52,735
I'm going out for the night, man.

1520
01:07:52,819 --> 01:07:55,738
Hell no, man! You know I don't know
how to fry no damn chicken nuggets!

1521
01:07:55,822 --> 01:07:56,864
It's Todd Bridges.

1522
01:07:56,948 --> 01:07:58,449
Yeah, yeah, watch this.

1523
01:07:58,533 --> 01:08:00,033
What you talking 'bout, Willis?

1524
01:08:00,201 --> 01:08:01,577
You come back and say that to my face,

1525
01:08:01,661 --> 01:08:03,328
you fake white rapping motherfucker!

1526
01:08:03,538 --> 01:08:04,830
Todd, seriously, though, you look great.

1527
01:08:04,914 --> 01:08:06,582
How's Mr. Drummond doing, huh?

1528
01:08:07,542 --> 01:08:09,084
Mister... Fuck you!

1529
01:08:09,169 --> 01:08:10,544
"Mr. Drummond. Mister..."

1530
01:08:11,337 --> 01:08:13,130
Man, I... What you want?

1531
01:08:13,214 --> 01:08:14,298
Bowl of chili nuggets.

1532
01:08:14,382 --> 01:08:15,382
A what?

1533
01:08:15,467 --> 01:08:17,509
You know, that shit ain't on the menu, man!

1534
01:08:19,095 --> 01:08:20,763
Shit, it is. Damn it.

1535
01:08:21,514 --> 01:08:23,891
Fucking skate! Just fucking skate!

1536
01:08:24,517 --> 01:08:25,934
The Berger boys are here!

1537
01:08:26,019 --> 01:08:27,686
Come on, look out! Look out, now!

1538
01:08:27,771 --> 01:08:28,937
What the fuck?

1539
01:08:32,567 --> 01:08:35,194
Hey! Give me my hat back!

1540
01:08:37,197 --> 01:08:38,989
-Do it, do it!
-Give it back!

1541
01:08:41,367 --> 01:08:43,869
Hey, it's a fucking lovely night, ain't it?

1542
01:08:43,953 --> 01:08:45,078
Oh, my God!

1543
01:08:47,332 --> 01:08:49,166
You fucking assholes!

1544
01:08:55,548 --> 01:08:56,715
Go, go!

1545
01:09:00,470 --> 01:09:01,553
What the... Go!

1546
01:09:02,222 --> 01:09:03,347
Go, go, go!

1547
01:09:03,431 --> 01:09:05,057
What the fuck? Get out of here!

1548
01:09:05,809 --> 01:09:06,892
Holy shit!

1549
01:09:09,479 --> 01:09:12,731
You know, they seem like fun guys.

1550
01:09:14,317 --> 01:09:15,818
We're all gonna dive! Let's go!

1551
01:09:16,986 --> 01:09:18,070
What are you doing?

1552
01:09:26,579 --> 01:09:27,871
Oh, my God!

1553
01:09:27,956 --> 01:09:30,082
I didn't... I didn't spill my beer!

1554
01:09:30,166 --> 01:09:31,500
I fucking love it.

1555
01:09:32,919 --> 01:09:34,628
-Fuck!
-You fucking hard-ons!

1556
01:09:49,686 --> 01:09:51,311
"You fucking hard-ons."

1557
01:09:58,736 --> 01:09:59,903
Fucking...

1558
01:10:00,613 --> 01:10:03,156
-What are you doing?
-No, no, no, no!

1559
01:10:05,952 --> 01:10:08,954
-You don't fucking do that, you fucking idiot!
-Yeah!

1560
01:10:09,998 --> 01:10:11,832
Look at this, fuck face. Look at this.

1561
01:10:12,625 --> 01:10:14,209
What the fuck?

1562
01:10:14,794 --> 01:10:15,794
Come on.

1563
01:10:15,879 --> 01:10:17,796
-You fucking guy. I say, take it.
-I can't.

1564
01:10:17,881 --> 01:10:18,881
-Just go, go, go, go, go.
-No, wait, wait.

1565
01:10:18,965 --> 01:10:20,215
Wait, wait, wait. Stop, stop, stop.

1566
01:10:20,300 --> 01:10:22,593
I changed my mind. I'm scared.
I don't want to do it.

1567
01:10:22,677 --> 01:10:24,052
-Oh, man.
-I can't do it.

1568
01:10:24,470 --> 01:10:25,929
You're rubbing your underwear.

1569
01:10:26,264 --> 01:10:28,056
What is that? Why are you doing that?

1570
01:10:28,266 --> 01:10:30,017
I suppose I'm the reason.

1571
01:10:30,310 --> 01:10:32,686
Yeah. Yeah. Remember in first grade

1572
01:10:32,770 --> 01:10:34,271
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