1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Play one of the best new FPS shooters, search Steam for PROJECT WARLOCK 2 00:00:35,295 --> 00:00:40,258 Hello. I called Goody, and in 1841 I was bitten by a master vampire. 3 00:00:40,425 --> 00:00:44,804 They can awaken the sacrifices they choose not to drain all the blood. 4 00:00:44,971 --> 00:00:48,516 Normally it would be a bloody history, - 5 00:00:48,683 --> 00:00:52,770 - but I have a bright mind, so I learned to live on animal blood. 6 00:00:52,937 --> 00:00:56,858 immortality gave me extra time with my loved ones. 7 00:00:57,025 --> 00:01:01,738 night was once dull and dark, but it was better in the 80s. 8 00:01:01,905 --> 00:01:07,118 So 1880s. Industrial revolution gave us electricity. 9 00:01:07,285 --> 00:01:12,248 Suddenly the night was just as light days. Phones replaced letters. 10 00:01:12,415 --> 00:01:17,211 I took the subway around town and could get back in the coffin. 11 00:01:17,378 --> 00:01:22,133 In the 1920s, everything really modern. The dresses were shorter. 12 00:01:22,300 --> 00:01:26,763 night belonged to swing nonsense States. world was young people, - 13 00:01:26,930 --> 00:01:31,476 - and I was an expert at being young. And then came my favorite invention. 14 00:01:31,643 --> 00:01:34,646 Film. Chaplin, Keaton, Cagney. 15 00:01:34,812 --> 00:01:39,067 people on the film were aged not. I could relate to me. 16 00:01:39,234 --> 00:01:45,365 In 1960 clocked me in it. I was so stupid to fall in love. 17 00:01:45,531 --> 00:01:51,454 From there it went downhill. In the 70s I'd not men. 18 00:01:51,621 --> 00:01:56,709 But in the 90s made my ancestress Stacy. I took care of her. 19 00:01:56,876 --> 00:02:00,296 I taught her to acquire land for the coffin, - 20 00:02:00,463 --> 00:02:05,093 - to hypnotize and find the artery on a rodent. 21 00:02:05,260 --> 00:02:11,307 She taught me about mails, Napster and this cool band Green Day. 22 00:02:11,474 --> 00:02:13,977 We partied with the usual - 23 00:02:14,143 --> 00:02:17,772 - and went to college. I'd been over 300 man-years. 24 00:02:17,939 --> 00:02:21,150 But graduation is the day. 25 00:02:21,317 --> 00:02:25,989 I love to have a friend, or a best friend, as she puts it. 26 00:02:26,155 --> 00:02:28,700 Just look how cute she is. 27 00:02:29,826 --> 00:02:34,247 Goody. Goody, wake up. It is sunset. 28 00:02:34,414 --> 00:02:39,961 The only annoying by Stacy is her bad practical jokes. 29 00:02:40,128 --> 00:02:44,841 What? It made you just do not. Let me out. 30 00:02:49,178 --> 00:02:51,931 - You got me. - Again! 31 00:02:56,394 --> 00:03:00,064 Hurry. I have a lecture at. eight. 32 00:03:00,982 --> 00:03:04,819 Stacy, your friend from Boston sent you home soil. 33 00:03:04,986 --> 00:03:09,532 Thank God. I was nearly run out. I have had so much pain in the back. 34 00:03:11,826 --> 00:03:16,372 "Sorry, but your package has been damaged. " 35 00:03:16,539 --> 00:03:21,002 The postal service scans all packages and it has probably seen suspicious. 36 00:03:21,169 --> 00:03:24,839 - But it's just land. - You know the terror law. 37 00:03:25,006 --> 00:03:28,301 The terrorists have destroyed it all. 38 00:03:29,886 --> 00:03:33,890 "Visit us at www ..." Why do they call it "visit"? 39 00:03:34,057 --> 00:03:37,727 Is it not rather to write a letter on your computer? 40 00:03:37,894 --> 00:03:40,772 Visit is when you go somewhere. 41 00:03:40,939 --> 00:03:45,318 - Takes up on a website. - It makes no sense. 42 00:03:45,485 --> 00:03:49,781 If you turn the pages of a book, visit you then the new page? 43 00:03:49,948 --> 00:03:54,369 Think that you still can not find your mouth without a mirror. 44 00:03:59,666 --> 00:04:04,462 - The sun rises at. 6.40. - Use your app in your mobile. 45 00:04:04,629 --> 00:04:09,342 - I like my almanac. - What happens to the wife pants? 46 00:04:09,509 --> 00:04:14,055 - It is quite common pants. - No. They reveal your age. 47 00:04:15,348 --> 00:04:19,769 We swap shoes. It makes you into the right millennium. 48 00:04:19,936 --> 00:04:22,063 Who comes first? 49 00:04:28,653 --> 00:04:32,699 - It took a while. - This is a result of the shoes. 50 00:04:32,865 --> 00:04:37,829 When does your teaching? See you at work afterwards, right? 51 00:04:38,955 --> 00:04:41,165 Where are you going? 52 00:04:43,209 --> 00:04:44,961 Come here. 53 00:04:45,962 --> 00:04:50,174 Goody. "Cradle of Filth, Ozzy Osbourne and The Cure. " 54 00:04:50,341 --> 00:04:54,721 Where? Oh no, it's a day. 55 00:04:54,888 --> 00:04:59,058 Who was the spade, who invented rock concerts a day? 56 00:05:06,733 --> 00:05:11,029 - Let's check the traps. - Rats eat anything. 57 00:05:16,492 --> 00:05:19,579 - A dead rat. - Was the trap? 58 00:05:19,746 --> 00:05:23,416 I think it was cancer of the artificial sweetener. 59 00:05:23,583 --> 00:05:26,419 - 53rd Street. - 53rd Street. 60 00:05:26,586 --> 00:05:28,963 6th Avenue. 61 00:05:30,423 --> 00:05:33,885 53rd Street and 6th Avenue. Penthouse suite. 62 00:05:34,052 --> 00:05:36,846 - We will be summoned. - Quiz time. 63 00:05:37,013 --> 00:05:40,850 - Who is the stupidest thing on TV? - The one from "Paradise Hotel". 64 00:05:41,017 --> 00:05:45,188 53rd Street. Who is the most intelligent? 65 00:05:45,355 --> 00:05:48,274 - House or Frylock. - Who? 66 00:05:48,441 --> 00:05:52,528 The limping doctor or the flying box of fries. 67 00:05:52,695 --> 00:05:55,114 Okay then. 53rd Street. 68 00:05:57,450 --> 00:06:01,579 Do not you love Times Square? It feels like the world's center. 69 00:06:01,746 --> 00:06:07,377 - No, a thousand television vomiting. - Take however a taxi! Going In? 70 00:06:08,670 --> 00:06:11,631 - How sour is she? - I've seen worse. 71 00:06:11,798 --> 00:06:16,469 - We do not want to see her suck blood. - Where are my offspring? 72 00:06:17,345 --> 00:06:20,807 There are of course. See the new autumn collections. 73 00:06:21,516 --> 00:06:25,353 Gaultier, Prada, Dries. 74 00:06:26,521 --> 00:06:29,691 And I can not see, how I look at it. 75 00:06:29,857 --> 00:06:34,445 What is the meaning of that look like this, if I can not enjoy it? 76 00:06:35,905 --> 00:06:38,032 It is bummer. 77 00:06:38,199 --> 00:06:41,286 Take your clothes on, and so, I imagine, - 78 00:06:41,452 --> 00:06:44,372 - How much better it looks on me. 79 00:06:45,957 --> 00:06:49,711 - Call the pizza man. - Should not we out to eat? 80 00:06:49,877 --> 00:06:52,505 I feel like pizza man. 81 00:06:52,672 --> 00:06:56,009 The dress comes with you. Before you forward. 82 00:06:56,175 --> 00:06:59,262 - I do not know about this. - Why not? 83 00:06:59,429 --> 00:07:03,600 - It is not appropriate for young people. - What? 84 00:07:03,766 --> 00:07:07,020 Should you tell me about to be young? 85 00:07:07,186 --> 00:07:11,065 Do you know how long I have been young? 86 00:07:11,232 --> 00:07:15,945 The crisis means that young people can not afford the kind of clothes. 87 00:07:16,112 --> 00:07:20,033 - And it's fur. Dead animals. - Here is the hole in your argument. 88 00:07:20,199 --> 00:07:24,370 Why would a mink life be worth more than a dove? 89 00:07:24,537 --> 00:07:28,249 - In two drink pigeons every day. - We let them go free. 90 00:07:28,416 --> 00:07:30,919 Stacy was happy for them. 91 00:07:31,085 --> 00:07:35,798 - It was a mistake to give them names. - You can not kill a Snoopy. 92 00:07:35,965 --> 00:07:39,385 - Or Zeros bass. - I is a pity. 93 00:07:40,970 --> 00:07:42,931 Then there is the pizza man. 94 00:07:44,807 --> 00:07:47,060 Pizza Man. 95 00:07:48,811 --> 00:07:51,940 Who ordered extra cheese and sausage? 96 00:07:52,106 --> 00:07:58,196 They said "under 20 minutes". You've kept me waiting, bad boy. 97 00:07:58,363 --> 00:08:02,450 - I'm sorry. - Bad boys should be punished. 98 00:08:07,163 --> 00:08:10,583 I hate when she is in New York. It's too obnoxious. 99 00:08:10,750 --> 00:08:14,254 Yes, but let's enjoy ourselves a little. We have earned. 100 00:08:14,420 --> 00:08:18,633 And it's goth night. Day shift are cute in their costumes. 101 00:08:31,729 --> 00:08:35,316 - We are the oldest here. - Except leather fool here. 102 00:08:35,483 --> 00:08:39,571 - Can I buy you a drink? - We never drink ... mojitoer. 103 00:08:39,737 --> 00:08:42,991 Find someone your own age. 104 00:08:44,951 --> 00:08:48,663 - Hello, Renfield. - Adam Ant wants his look back. 105 00:08:48,830 --> 00:08:53,585 - Wake me. I would like to live forever. - So eat more broccoli. 106 00:08:53,751 --> 00:09:00,300 - No, I will be udød. - You are udød. You are alive. 107 00:09:03,720 --> 00:09:08,600 - Oh no. Snobbe McSelvglad is here. - So what? 108 00:09:09,809 --> 00:09:13,479 Ignore him. Show him how much fun you have it. 109 00:09:14,105 --> 00:09:16,232 Not taking pictures. 110 00:09:16,399 --> 00:09:19,611 - So take one of me. - Let's just dance. 111 00:09:23,281 --> 00:09:26,492 Is this place not a little silly? 112 00:09:29,537 --> 00:09:34,042 - There are Donor Club in China Town. - I do not know what you're talking about. 113 00:09:35,293 --> 00:09:40,548 - I can sense another vampire. - Vampire? Do not be kålhøgen. 114 00:09:40,715 --> 00:09:45,053 People who say "kålhøgen" is at least 80 years old. 115 00:09:46,512 --> 00:09:50,266 Okay. I just want preferably not be called V-word. 116 00:09:50,433 --> 00:09:54,604 - Do you prefer ALF? - Aging Free Life story, yes. 117 00:09:54,771 --> 00:09:57,690 - How svanset. - Hello. 118 00:09:57,857 --> 00:10:00,568 - Hello, Ivan. - So you've met Vadim. 119 00:10:00,735 --> 00:10:04,656 - He is my father. - Well, the Soviet ancestor? 120 00:10:04,822 --> 00:10:07,200 Ukrainian. 121 00:10:07,367 --> 00:10:12,413 - Let's go to the blood bank. - We do not drink human blood. 122 00:10:12,580 --> 00:10:17,502 Fair enough. As long as Cisserus take good care of themselves. 123 00:10:17,669 --> 00:10:21,631 If there is her something so will your years running up. 124 00:10:22,966 --> 00:10:26,052 You do not look like your age? 125 00:10:26,219 --> 00:10:28,346 Sorry. 126 00:10:30,431 --> 00:10:32,684 Juicy! 127 00:10:36,771 --> 00:10:41,109 - My name is Vadim, and it is Ivan. - I'll get my coat. 128 00:10:42,777 --> 00:10:46,781 - Juicy. - She asks himself about it. 129 00:10:49,951 --> 00:10:54,038 Listen. Vadim and Ivan are bad guys. 130 00:10:54,998 --> 00:10:57,834 I like the bad guys. 131 00:10:59,419 --> 00:11:02,171 No, you like cute guys. 132 00:11:02,338 --> 00:11:05,383 You must not talk to them. 133 00:11:05,550 --> 00:11:09,429 - Not talk to them. - And remember: cute guys. 134 00:11:09,596 --> 00:11:11,431 Sweet guys. 135 00:11:17,270 --> 00:11:22,025 Guys who are listening to. Guys who gives compliments. 136 00:11:22,191 --> 00:11:24,777 Where are you going, juicy? 137 00:12:04,234 --> 00:12:06,569 - We go. - J.E.S.T. 138 00:12:06,736 --> 00:12:11,282 It says you only if you even beyond. I Am Back Immediately. 139 00:12:11,449 --> 00:12:14,244 - Well. S.S. - What? 140 00:12:14,410 --> 00:12:17,080 - Ses Later. - A little better. 141 00:12:22,877 --> 00:12:28,049 I wanted to play in New York. It was okay with the old, I just read. 142 00:12:28,216 --> 00:12:31,928 - Would you like some? - No, I'm already in shock. 143 00:12:33,846 --> 00:12:38,184 So they said, "What about the law?" "I had to go to play music." 144 00:12:38,351 --> 00:12:42,814 "Why did we have money at uni?" "I could have bought ProTools to me." 145 00:12:42,981 --> 00:12:47,360 "Law is your dream." They think it's about record contracts. 146 00:12:47,527 --> 00:12:49,696 They are so old-fashioned. 147 00:12:49,862 --> 00:12:54,576 - My parents believed in witches. - I need to play something for you. 148 00:13:07,505 --> 00:13:11,467 - You have something ... - Do you have a stroke? 149 00:13:20,018 --> 00:13:22,729 A little bit will not hurt. 150 00:13:43,833 --> 00:13:46,044 I need to run. 151 00:13:52,467 --> 00:13:55,470 - People can see you. - Nobody cares. 152 00:13:55,637 --> 00:13:58,973 The pavement is wet, and I have suede shoes on. 153 00:13:59,140 --> 00:14:02,352 - I've done something bad. - What? 154 00:14:02,518 --> 00:14:06,564 Ham drummer was on coke, and then he got nosebleeds. 155 00:14:06,731 --> 00:14:10,610 - I was just a drop. - Do you have withdrawal symptoms? Or famine? 156 00:14:10,777 --> 00:14:16,157 No! I just took what was. I knew it would be better - 157 00:14:16,324 --> 00:14:19,702 - Than once to go out and finding a fuck. 158 00:14:19,869 --> 00:14:24,165 Once the guys would sing, be painters or writers. 159 00:14:24,332 --> 00:14:29,128 Now it is about iPod hits and webisodes. I do not get it. 160 00:14:29,295 --> 00:14:33,216 We must be in group therapy tomorrow. It always helps. 161 00:14:33,383 --> 00:14:37,178 Was not here a frozen yogurt place again? 162 00:14:37,345 --> 00:14:40,223 In the 70s it was a methadone clinic. 163 00:14:40,390 --> 00:14:44,227 hippies sat on the stairs waiting for their medicine. 164 00:14:44,394 --> 00:14:50,775 In the 50s it was a dance school. All would be beatniks in the Village. 165 00:14:50,942 --> 00:14:53,903 And before that it was a German newspaper. 166 00:14:55,280 --> 00:14:59,033 - How do you know all this? - History Channel. 167 00:15:01,244 --> 00:15:03,162 Birds singing! 168 00:15:15,925 --> 00:15:19,137 It is Van Helsing. Let him pass. 169 00:15:20,096 --> 00:15:24,559 This has nothing to do with Ministry of Security to do. 170 00:15:24,726 --> 00:15:28,897 - Have you found your neck? - It's just a dead, unknown man. 171 00:15:29,063 --> 00:15:32,984 Killed and exsanguinated another location, dismembered and thrown here. 172 00:15:33,151 --> 00:15:37,113 - Empty? The body's bone dry. - Detective? 173 00:15:40,867 --> 00:15:43,369 Was he Pizza Delivery? 174 00:15:45,121 --> 00:15:47,332 Are you satisfied? 175 00:15:47,498 --> 00:15:50,877 If we find a bomb, we will call you. 176 00:15:55,840 --> 00:16:01,012 Good evening. My name is Erik. Welcome to Anonymous Sangvinikere. 177 00:16:03,431 --> 00:16:06,184 Tepes, you are the father, right? 178 00:16:06,351 --> 00:16:10,563 There was one that said that if a parent parent dies, die offspring. 179 00:16:10,730 --> 00:16:14,651 But you're probably okay, as long as you avoid the sun? 180 00:16:14,817 --> 00:16:17,987 If one parent master die, age you just. 181 00:16:18,154 --> 00:16:21,074 Not the same as the day shift. 182 00:16:21,241 --> 00:16:24,244 It is assumed his chronological age. 183 00:16:24,494 --> 00:16:27,705 - When did you wake up? - In the 1841st 184 00:16:28,831 --> 00:16:32,919 Vårhare! In addition, the new 80th 200 185 00:16:33,086 --> 00:16:38,007 - Stacy was created in 1992. - Does she know how old you are? 186 00:16:38,174 --> 00:16:42,303 No. She found solace in, we had the same age. 187 00:16:42,470 --> 00:16:47,600 - The stems of Cisserus, right? - Do you know her? 188 00:16:48,560 --> 00:16:51,062 We had a brief affair. 189 00:16:51,229 --> 00:16:54,023 It shaved 100 years of my life. 190 00:16:57,652 --> 00:17:00,238 Tepes, you put out? 191 00:17:04,742 --> 00:17:06,911 Thank you, Eric. 192 00:17:07,078 --> 00:17:10,582 Hello, everyone. My name is Vlad Tepes. 193 00:17:10,748 --> 00:17:13,459 - Spidderen Vlad. - Hey, Vlad Tepes! 194 00:17:13,626 --> 00:17:21,134 I abstained from Homo sapiens' liquids in 362 years. 195 00:17:24,470 --> 00:17:29,475 You've probably heard what I did to the Turkish army. 196 00:17:29,642 --> 00:17:33,938 The young must learn to replace it, I can not, - 197 00:17:34,105 --> 00:17:36,858 - With things not harm others. 198 00:17:37,025 --> 00:17:40,194 I like to knit. 199 00:17:40,361 --> 00:17:42,989 Especially ... 200 00:17:43,156 --> 00:17:45,199 ... It here. 201 00:17:46,075 --> 00:17:48,036 Thank you. Thank you. 202 00:17:52,457 --> 00:17:55,710 - Hello, my name is Stacy. - Hey, Stacy. 203 00:17:55,877 --> 00:17:58,796 I have been in the 20s for two decades. 204 00:17:58,963 --> 00:18:02,634 When I was on the day shift, I took a lot E. 205 00:18:04,719 --> 00:18:06,679 Ecstasy. 206 00:18:06,846 --> 00:18:11,392 One night, I must have been high, for I can not remember what - 207 00:18:11,559 --> 00:18:14,395 - But I know Cisserus drank from me - 208 00:18:14,562 --> 00:18:18,524 - And Goody said she wanted me as clothing mannequin. 209 00:18:18,691 --> 00:18:23,446 If it were not for Goody, I would have died. Completely dead. 210 00:18:24,739 --> 00:18:28,284 But she says, I saved her from loneliness - 211 00:18:28,451 --> 00:18:31,663 - And gave her desire to continues to exist. 212 00:18:31,829 --> 00:18:36,251 I've never tasted human blood, but still I am tempted. 213 00:18:36,417 --> 00:18:40,547 But it's like with drugs. We do not need to rush. 214 00:18:40,713 --> 00:18:45,468 It is better not to do any evil and have fun with his friends. 215 00:18:48,471 --> 00:18:50,348 Thank you. 216 00:18:50,682 --> 00:18:52,517 Shall we? 217 00:18:52,684 --> 00:18:58,106 When you drink human blood, is one drop too much - 218 00:18:58,273 --> 00:19:01,484 - And a whole family never enough. 219 00:19:01,651 --> 00:19:06,739 Support your fellow ALF'er. Udød is not equal to insensitive. 220 00:19:27,135 --> 00:19:29,053 What are you doing? 221 00:19:29,220 --> 00:19:34,642 Do not you hate when the tooth is klammo, and hugtandsdelen is nice white? 222 00:19:35,310 --> 00:19:38,688 - It's Renfield. - Hello, Renfield. 223 00:19:38,855 --> 00:19:42,775 - Let's take at Soho House. - I'm so tired of clubs. 224 00:19:42,942 --> 00:19:46,863 Go there, and if it is amazing, please write to us. 225 00:19:47,030 --> 00:19:49,407 - J.E.U. - JE U? 226 00:19:49,574 --> 00:19:51,451 I'm out. 227 00:19:51,618 --> 00:19:56,039 Why can young people do not say whole words? This nonsense does not save time. 228 00:19:56,205 --> 00:20:00,501 We agreed to move with the times, although it does not turn 80. 229 00:20:00,668 --> 00:20:05,632 I do not complain about the new hits and says, Devo is much better. 230 00:20:05,798 --> 00:20:08,635 - You have a blob there. - Here? 231 00:20:08,801 --> 00:20:11,721 The other side. A little higher. 232 00:20:13,806 --> 00:20:16,976 Are not you tired of not being able to see yourself? 233 00:20:17,143 --> 00:20:19,729 You must have pictures from back then. 234 00:20:19,896 --> 00:20:23,566 - No. - Have you no youth images? 235 00:20:24,567 --> 00:20:28,404 Him in the park signed on here. Looks like it me? 236 00:20:29,155 --> 00:20:33,159 Yes, he has really captured the essence of you. Wait a minute. 237 00:20:39,624 --> 00:20:45,421 She has your face shape. You have rounder eyes. Shorter chin. 238 00:20:45,588 --> 00:20:49,634 We make the hair on. Green eyes. 239 00:20:51,844 --> 00:20:54,889 Right nose ... and print. 240 00:20:59,894 --> 00:21:01,896 You mild. 241 00:21:03,439 --> 00:21:05,942 - It's me. - Yes. 242 00:21:06,109 --> 00:21:08,528 It's so long ago. 243 00:21:08,695 --> 00:21:12,699 I regret everything ugly, I have said on computers. 244 00:21:12,865 --> 00:21:15,285 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 245 00:21:21,791 --> 00:21:24,669 - Good morning. - Good morning. 246 00:21:37,432 --> 00:21:40,768 Laser surgery has evolved greatly. 247 00:21:42,854 --> 00:21:45,982 - Hello. My name is Joey. - Hello. Stacy. 248 00:22:19,933 --> 00:22:23,061 - Will you have lunch with me? - No. 249 00:22:24,437 --> 00:22:29,817 No, I work during the day, but we can meet for coffee or drinks. 250 00:22:30,944 --> 00:22:32,612 Fat. 251 00:22:37,116 --> 00:22:40,411 - Any questions? - Yes. 252 00:22:40,578 --> 00:22:44,582 How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? 253 00:22:44,749 --> 00:22:49,712 - A bike. - Thank you for the wise words, Van Helsing. 254 00:22:51,714 --> 00:22:57,262 It was not "Talladega Nights". What would Dali with this film? 255 00:22:59,138 --> 00:23:03,935 Stacy, you should not take a nap now. So you can not sleep all day. 256 00:23:04,102 --> 00:23:07,605 I'm so tired. I chatted throughout the day. 257 00:23:09,607 --> 00:23:13,278 I've hardly slept. I met a guy at uni. 258 00:23:13,444 --> 00:23:17,907 - What is he? - He's silly, but delicious. 259 00:23:18,074 --> 00:23:22,245 - What's his name? - His name is Joey. 260 00:23:22,412 --> 00:23:24,831 - Van Helsing. - What? 261 00:23:24,998 --> 00:23:30,420 - It's probably a coincidence. - Could not you score Timmy Hitler? 262 00:23:31,296 --> 00:23:34,799 - Fun. - I do not like it here. 263 00:23:34,966 --> 00:23:37,385 I can take care of myself. 264 00:23:40,513 --> 00:23:44,851 - You know what Joey will this weekend? - Cover your head off? 265 00:23:47,353 --> 00:23:51,733 I want to see my wife's journal. I have asked for it four times. 266 00:23:51,900 --> 00:23:54,903 Show me her journal! 267 00:23:58,406 --> 00:24:02,368 Otherwise, the plaintiff thee for dereliction of duty! 268 00:24:02,535 --> 00:24:06,956 Oh no! We go eh our way! Oh no! We go eh our way! 269 00:24:08,041 --> 00:24:10,710 Now that's enough! 270 00:24:27,894 --> 00:24:31,314 Hey, baby. Hey, baby. I love you. 271 00:24:31,481 --> 00:24:35,276 I said they should not ... Do not eat that. 272 00:24:35,443 --> 00:24:39,280 See! They use it here to breast implants. 273 00:24:39,447 --> 00:24:43,409 Guess where I went. A cappuccino. See here. 274 00:24:43,576 --> 00:24:46,412 How high we love cannoli? 275 00:24:50,041 --> 00:24:52,085 Maybe later. 276 00:24:53,503 --> 00:24:56,005 How are you doing in there? 277 00:24:58,466 --> 00:25:01,052 - I'm tired. - Shit! 278 00:25:03,263 --> 00:25:08,851 You've been selected for a jury. At eight o'clock in the morning! 279 00:25:09,018 --> 00:25:13,731 How can this happen? We get pay cash. We do not pay taxes. 280 00:25:13,898 --> 00:25:18,736 - We got credit cards through another. - I voted once. 281 00:25:18,903 --> 00:25:21,656 - I voted for Dukakis. - Dukakis?! 282 00:25:21,823 --> 00:25:25,910 That was before I became a vampire. I wanted my country the best. 283 00:25:26,077 --> 00:25:31,374 It's strictly business. From Dutch- West India Company to the slave trade. 284 00:25:31,541 --> 00:25:36,087 - How do you know all this? - From the History Channel. 285 00:25:40,008 --> 00:25:43,720 You're both in town, why are you talking not just with him? 286 00:25:43,887 --> 00:25:47,390 No one speaks more. Does he think I'm 40 years? 287 00:25:49,767 --> 00:25:53,688 If the city has too much waste, and rats eat waste - 288 00:25:53,855 --> 00:25:57,191 - Why not let the rats do the job? 289 00:25:57,358 --> 00:26:00,778 - They multiply too quickly. - What about birth control? 290 00:26:00,945 --> 00:26:05,116 - Must rats to use a condom? - Yes. Tiny condoms. 291 00:26:05,283 --> 00:26:09,037 Who's the old hippie, who speaks with Fred? 292 00:26:09,203 --> 00:26:12,498 I was dating him, before we met. 293 00:26:12,665 --> 00:26:15,376 He expects you are 40th 294 00:26:19,255 --> 00:26:23,051 - How is it possible? - How is what possible? 295 00:26:24,761 --> 00:26:28,973 - Goody, you look not a day older. - My name is Susan. 296 00:26:29,140 --> 00:26:32,060 But my mother was called Goody. Did you know her? 297 00:26:32,227 --> 00:26:37,607 - Goody Rutherford? Is this your mother? - Yes. But she has passed away. 298 00:26:39,275 --> 00:26:42,946 Sorry. My name is Danny Horowitz. 299 00:26:44,155 --> 00:26:47,116 Has she ever mentioned me? 300 00:26:48,326 --> 00:26:51,663 I think but we must get to work. 301 00:26:51,829 --> 00:26:57,460 I need to talk to you. Will you call me tomorrow? 302 00:26:57,627 --> 00:27:03,299 - Okay. Tomorrow night. - Yes, your mother was also natmenneske. 303 00:27:12,225 --> 00:27:15,395 - Is this your apartment? - My parents. 304 00:27:15,562 --> 00:27:20,733 My ex and I broke up. I not found an apartment yet. 305 00:27:20,900 --> 00:27:24,821 - What does your father? - He is in the Ministry of Security. 306 00:27:24,988 --> 00:27:28,157 But he has worked long for Ml6 in London. 307 00:27:28,324 --> 00:27:32,662 - Is he a spy? - Yes. Just like James Bond. 308 00:27:32,829 --> 00:27:35,456 Just below. 309 00:27:35,623 --> 00:27:40,503 Stacy, there is something I must tell you. I'm older than you think. 310 00:27:40,670 --> 00:27:46,759 I helped my father a few years. And when I read, do you think enough, I'm 20th 311 00:27:46,926 --> 00:27:50,889 But I'm almost 25, and since you're 17 .. 312 00:27:53,892 --> 00:27:57,270 I am also a little older than the others. 313 00:27:58,146 --> 00:27:59,981 Are you? 314 00:28:00,148 --> 00:28:04,068 - Cool. How old are you? - It asks not a lady on. 315 00:28:04,235 --> 00:28:08,907 - Why not? - It's rude. 316 00:28:10,742 --> 00:28:14,829 - It was awful. - The clown was when ... 317 00:28:16,456 --> 00:28:19,584 Joey. I did not know you had to visit. 318 00:28:19,751 --> 00:28:23,171 It is Stacy. Stacy, it's my parents. 319 00:28:23,338 --> 00:28:27,050 - Hello. Nice to meet you. - Good evening. 320 00:28:28,343 --> 00:28:31,679 - I go to work. - Do you work at night? 321 00:28:31,846 --> 00:28:36,184 It's depressing, but it is Only until I have finished reading. 322 00:28:36,351 --> 00:28:39,479 - I gotta go. - I follow you out. 323 00:28:43,274 --> 00:28:46,236 - Marked you her hands? - Icy. 324 00:28:50,740 --> 00:28:55,370 Whatever happens, there is always someone who protest against it - 325 00:28:55,536 --> 00:28:58,915 - And it is always Union Square. 326 00:28:59,082 --> 00:29:03,044 In the 1840s protested people against slavery. 327 00:29:03,211 --> 00:29:08,841 Traffickers! Slavery will share our nation in two. 328 00:29:09,551 --> 00:29:14,013 Abolition of slavery now! Would you like a pamphlet? 329 00:29:16,641 --> 00:29:23,064 In the 1950s demonstrated, for to stop Rosenberg execution. 330 00:29:24,649 --> 00:29:29,153 In the 60s there were always demonstrations against the Vietnam War. 331 00:29:29,320 --> 00:29:34,659 Oh no! We go eh our way! Oh no! We go eh our way! 332 00:29:35,326 --> 00:29:40,373 It must have been crazy to see your ex How long were you together? 333 00:29:40,540 --> 00:29:44,711 Over a year. We did not live together, but we saw each other every night. 334 00:29:44,878 --> 00:29:49,424 I had completely forgotten how nice it is all the time to see someone you love. 335 00:29:49,591 --> 00:29:52,677 I wonder what Joey's parents think of me? 336 00:29:52,844 --> 00:29:56,139 - What do you think about Stacy? - She's a little bleach in it. 337 00:29:56,306 --> 00:29:59,601 - What do you think? - Your mother think ... 338 00:29:59,767 --> 00:30:06,190 - She is extraordinarily white. - So you do not like her skin color? 339 00:30:06,357 --> 00:30:09,569 - You're dramatizing. - She's not like us. 340 00:30:09,736 --> 00:30:14,073 Wealthy, of trained and paranoid monster hunters? 341 00:30:14,240 --> 00:30:20,205 - She is udød, damn it! - You think all vampires. 342 00:30:20,371 --> 00:30:25,043 Just because you're up late, has not necessarily fangs! 343 00:30:25,210 --> 00:30:29,047 Beings without warm blood in his veins ... 344 00:30:29,214 --> 00:30:34,093 Just because you're skinny, drink not blood. 345 00:30:34,260 --> 00:30:38,932 - You are so intolerant! - Stop that! Both of them. 346 00:30:39,098 --> 00:30:43,811 Let's invite her to dinner. Is she one of them, as we see it. 347 00:30:43,978 --> 00:30:45,688 Okay. 348 00:30:47,565 --> 00:30:51,069 Tonight we meet the sad circumstances. 349 00:30:51,236 --> 00:30:55,573 You've probably all heard of David tragic accident summer. 350 00:30:57,158 --> 00:31:01,079 A century you are here, and the next you're gone. 351 00:31:01,996 --> 00:31:06,501 - Can you feel something obnoxious? - Yes. 352 00:31:07,627 --> 00:31:11,673 - We have a new participant. - Yes. Hey. My name is Rita. 353 00:31:11,839 --> 00:31:14,050 I psi-vampire. 354 00:31:17,011 --> 00:31:19,806 - What is it? - A psyche-vampire. 355 00:31:19,973 --> 00:31:25,353 I live off other people's auras. I absorb their energies. 356 00:31:25,520 --> 00:31:29,065 How do you know you do not just annoy them? 357 00:31:29,232 --> 00:31:34,237 Psi-vampires are real vampires. We do not shed blood for ... 358 00:31:42,161 --> 00:31:44,205 Okay, calm down. 359 00:31:44,372 --> 00:31:49,669 We must be more careful, when we announce our meetings. 360 00:31:49,836 --> 00:31:54,257 Stacy is invited as a jury member. She has not voted since the 80s. 361 00:31:54,424 --> 00:31:57,427 It was I off. 362 00:31:57,594 --> 00:32:00,638 Consult stamvampyrer and cannibals. 363 00:32:00,805 --> 00:32:04,392 - How do we Cisserus? - Do you not know where she rests? 364 00:32:04,559 --> 00:32:08,354 She summons us. We'll never get to her. 365 00:32:09,314 --> 00:32:13,443 - Now we must work together. - Our species are being persecuted. 366 00:32:13,610 --> 00:32:19,324 I've seen it before. Instead for torches have computers now. 367 00:32:21,492 --> 00:32:23,953 By mr. Davidoff you are here? 368 00:32:24,120 --> 00:32:29,751 Mr. Davidoff is informed we are between 7 and 12 369 00:32:29,918 --> 00:32:35,882 - Should I not have a warrant? - They will think we are from the police. 370 00:32:36,049 --> 00:32:41,512 I'm from Time Warner, and you will see "Jon Stewart" again, then lock up. 371 00:32:43,848 --> 00:32:46,476 Let's get some light in here. 372 00:32:51,022 --> 00:32:53,691 Good morning, my friend. 373 00:33:17,006 --> 00:33:20,385 Buenas noches , chicas. Have you seen Ivan? 374 00:33:20,552 --> 00:33:24,681 - He did not come as summoned. - We saw him last week. 375 00:33:24,847 --> 00:33:27,976 He is not strong enough to ignore you. 376 00:33:28,142 --> 00:33:30,645 So should I just replace him. 377 00:33:30,812 --> 00:33:34,607 But we are only good for to endure and light office work. 378 00:33:34,774 --> 00:33:39,737 Fold this gently together, and you pack the soil. 379 00:33:39,904 --> 00:33:43,616 Are not you just love these TV-shop bags? 380 00:33:48,997 --> 00:33:51,958 See how much land there is room for. 381 00:33:52,125 --> 00:33:56,212 There will be a meeting for all stamvampyrer and ALF'er. 382 00:33:56,379 --> 00:33:59,591 - Many have been persecuted. - So what? 383 00:33:59,757 --> 00:34:03,177 If you continue in this way, they find you. 384 00:34:03,344 --> 00:34:05,763 No one takes my stay. 385 00:34:05,930 --> 00:34:09,475 It is the only place no New Yorker will. 386 00:34:09,642 --> 00:34:12,520 Your behavior hurts everyone else. 387 00:34:12,687 --> 00:34:17,275 Vlad Tepes and his åndsboller? Spidderen Vlad? 388 00:34:17,442 --> 00:34:22,947 You know what it spidderi went out on? He compensated. 389 00:34:23,698 --> 00:34:26,784 In addition, I am going away. 390 00:34:28,244 --> 00:34:32,123 Check out this cool travel coffin, he was doing to me. 391 00:34:32,290 --> 00:34:34,459 Here is my itinerary. 392 00:34:34,626 --> 00:34:38,630 Get me checked in as cargo before dawn. It is a private. 393 00:34:38,796 --> 00:34:42,967 - What's in Spain? - There is not just snails on the road. 394 00:34:43,134 --> 00:34:48,973 Look at him. Diego Bardem. The beautiful and talented man in the world. 395 00:34:49,140 --> 00:34:53,853 - Do you know him? - No, but I am so down with him. 396 00:34:54,103 --> 00:34:57,023 And listen here. 397 00:34:57,190 --> 00:35:00,902 I will not hypnotize him. 398 00:35:02,195 --> 00:35:04,530 It must be true. 399 00:35:06,157 --> 00:35:10,036 I have not felt that way for some since Al Jolson. 400 00:35:10,203 --> 00:35:14,123 - Ham from "Mammy"? - Yes, the guy from "Mammy". 401 00:35:14,290 --> 00:35:20,171 He was fantastic. You understand the not because you have not seen him live. 402 00:35:22,840 --> 00:35:25,218 No, no, no. 403 00:35:34,394 --> 00:35:37,814 Hey. What did your parents about me? 404 00:35:37,981 --> 00:35:42,360 Are you at your computer? Come on iChat. I want to see you. 405 00:35:43,861 --> 00:35:48,491 - I do not have iChat. - Yes, it is built. 406 00:35:48,658 --> 00:35:53,580 Yes, but my flatmate came to paint the webcam above. 407 00:35:54,873 --> 00:35:59,043 - What did your parents? - They thought you were a little pale. 408 00:36:00,712 --> 00:36:06,426 - What do you think? - Bleaching. Light-skinned. Maybe a little sick. 409 00:36:06,593 --> 00:36:10,555 It is sparepærernes fault. Everyone looks ugly out in the light. 410 00:36:10,722 --> 00:36:14,058 They will hear Whether you come for dinner on Friday. 411 00:36:14,225 --> 00:36:16,227 I'm coming. 412 00:36:49,219 --> 00:36:51,179 Tanning Salon 413 00:37:13,493 --> 00:37:15,245 Stand still. 414 00:37:21,292 --> 00:37:25,296 - Beautiful, is not it? - It works. I will be mega brown. 415 00:37:29,050 --> 00:37:30,677 Hey. 416 00:37:31,928 --> 00:37:34,430 - You look ... - Tough out? 417 00:37:35,390 --> 00:37:40,311 Yes. Come on. Let me be your guide. 418 00:37:46,317 --> 00:37:50,697 - What's the deal? - My grandfather and great-grandfather's things. 419 00:37:50,863 --> 00:37:56,160 My dad is an expert on vampires. My family is crazy. 420 00:37:56,327 --> 00:37:58,246 What is it? 421 00:37:58,413 --> 00:38:03,877 If someone you think is the vampire dies, so puts you on here over the corpse's neck. 422 00:38:04,043 --> 00:38:08,631 If they wake up and will crawl out of the coffin, they beheaded. 423 00:38:09,883 --> 00:38:11,968 Then there is the food. 424 00:38:22,020 --> 00:38:25,607 - I know him! - Do you know him? 425 00:38:25,773 --> 00:38:31,446 - I know who he is. Vlad Tepes. - It's pronounced "Teepeece". 426 00:38:31,613 --> 00:38:35,783 He was one of history's greatest sadists. 427 00:38:35,950 --> 00:38:39,579 It may well be discussed. 428 00:38:39,746 --> 00:38:46,377 Well? Is it for discussion whether should impale people and drink their blood? 429 00:38:46,544 --> 00:38:51,466 His illness prevented number Ottomans to conquer Europe. 430 00:38:51,633 --> 00:38:56,054 His armor is exhibited in Bucharest. They see him as a hero. 431 00:38:56,221 --> 00:38:59,933 Were it not for him, we would all talk Ottoman. 432 00:39:00,099 --> 00:39:03,603 You did not like fish? Do you want anything else? 433 00:39:03,770 --> 00:39:08,524 No thanks, mrs. Van Helsing. I really enjoy the food. 434 00:39:10,610 --> 00:39:15,281 You should taste the soup. It's an old family recipe. 435 00:39:21,955 --> 00:39:26,960 - Not the big fond of garlic? - No, it's salt. 436 00:39:27,126 --> 00:39:30,922 Just a little salt, and I rise like a balloon. 437 00:39:31,089 --> 00:39:35,051 My dad thinks we do not kiss, if we get garlic breath. 438 00:39:35,218 --> 00:39:37,053 It did not. 439 00:39:37,220 --> 00:39:41,933 Mom, we eat dessert later. The film begins at 21.30. 440 00:40:02,203 --> 00:40:04,831 They have a strong will. 441 00:40:04,998 --> 00:40:08,543 - What do you want with my son? - What do you think? 442 00:40:08,710 --> 00:40:11,504 You will suck the life out of him. 443 00:40:12,547 --> 00:40:15,508 Not more than other lovers will. 444 00:40:15,675 --> 00:40:19,804 - Are you ready? - Thanks for dinner. 445 00:40:20,889 --> 00:40:22,724 We'll see. 446 00:40:24,642 --> 00:40:30,106 - Did you see her? Is she one of them? - I was not so aware. 447 00:40:30,273 --> 00:40:34,235 She was quite dark skin, but we look at the footage. 448 00:40:34,402 --> 00:40:39,657 I can not remember, there were empty chairs. What have I done wrong? 449 00:40:39,824 --> 00:40:42,410 Nothing. 450 00:40:50,793 --> 00:40:55,590 Why do people out if they just want to looking at the little glowing boxes? 451 00:40:55,757 --> 00:40:59,510 You sound like my grandmother. There is Renfield course. 452 00:41:00,136 --> 00:41:05,433 Listen. We can only sit here, if we order a bottle for $ 400. 453 00:41:05,600 --> 00:41:08,061 Bottle seating. 454 00:41:09,187 --> 00:41:12,774 They were observed for ten minutes ago. It must be good sex. 455 00:41:12,941 --> 00:41:16,819 - We have not done it yet. - So it's pure text? 456 00:41:17,946 --> 00:41:21,032 I've been looking for you, your lifeless bitch. 457 00:41:21,199 --> 00:41:25,662 - What happens to you? - What have you done to Ivan? 458 00:41:27,956 --> 00:41:31,125 First you destroy it with the daftige girl. 459 00:41:31,292 --> 00:41:34,837 - And now Ivan ford won. - You mild dineser! 460 00:41:37,549 --> 00:41:40,927 Hello! Not in the eyes of day shift. 461 00:41:41,094 --> 00:41:45,306 You remember nothing the last few minutes. 462 00:41:45,473 --> 00:41:49,102 - I know nothing. I saw nothing. - Stop that. 463 00:41:49,269 --> 00:41:54,023 And why should we do anything Ivan? So put Cisserus us in work. 464 00:41:54,190 --> 00:41:58,820 You must come to a Anonymous Sangvinikere meeting. 465 00:41:58,987 --> 00:42:03,950 You do not become a member. We fear that they will force us out in the sun. 466 00:42:04,117 --> 00:42:07,203 Is that why Ivan disappeared? 467 00:42:07,370 --> 00:42:12,834 - Maybe. So his neighbors something? - They said cable-TV people were there. 468 00:42:13,001 --> 00:42:17,797 Can Time Warner well just barge in and kill people? 469 00:42:19,257 --> 00:42:22,010 Come to the meeting. We must do something. 470 00:42:22,176 --> 00:42:26,306 - All smoking for reckoning. - You do not show up. 471 00:42:26,472 --> 00:42:31,936 IRS believes you have to pay more in taxes. It can do. 472 00:42:32,103 --> 00:42:35,565 You need only attend, If you have objections. 473 00:42:35,732 --> 00:42:39,694 - How do you know that? - I am a certified public accountant. 474 00:42:39,861 --> 00:42:44,198 - You just got new customers. - Not me. I have one. 475 00:42:56,920 --> 00:43:00,423 What are you wearing? The entire fashion history? 476 00:43:00,590 --> 00:43:03,468 I will meet with Danny. 477 00:43:03,635 --> 00:43:08,473 Belle Epoque-shirts are beautiful. 60s skirts long legs. 478 00:43:08,640 --> 00:43:12,060 70s shoes make you high and is comfortable to wear. 479 00:43:12,227 --> 00:43:14,812 But what happens with the hat? 480 00:43:14,979 --> 00:43:21,402 - People say I look smart in it. - People from your barbershop quartet? 481 00:43:25,406 --> 00:43:30,328 Welcome to Bo Better-home. Do not you want something to drink? 482 00:43:30,495 --> 00:43:34,249 - No thanks. - I must certainly have coffee. 483 00:43:36,125 --> 00:43:40,046 - This is from last week, so ... - Do you work for the state? 484 00:43:40,213 --> 00:43:43,967 Do I look like? I am civil rights lawyer. 485 00:43:44,133 --> 00:43:49,889 I'm in the middle of a deportation, where they have listened to people illegally. 486 00:43:50,348 --> 00:43:55,395 I thought they would stop if the not heard anything terror-related? 487 00:43:55,562 --> 00:43:57,730 No. 488 00:43:57,897 --> 00:44:01,526 See here. I've been looking after pictures of your mother. 489 00:44:04,362 --> 00:44:10,368 See here. She slipped always, just before the picture was taken. 490 00:44:11,578 --> 00:44:16,332 - She was superstitious. - It's a little crazy. Godfather! 491 00:44:16,499 --> 00:44:20,086 - This newspaper I have. - Have you? Saved she on? 492 00:44:20,253 --> 00:44:24,465 - Add the rather in a folder. - Did she like this picture? 493 00:44:24,632 --> 00:44:29,929 I then also okay then. What a great time it was. 494 00:44:30,096 --> 00:44:35,351 Being young and in love and feel as part of something important. 495 00:44:37,145 --> 00:44:40,231 Does your mother said, why she disappeared? 496 00:44:40,398 --> 00:44:42,859 Not really. 497 00:44:43,026 --> 00:44:47,864 You know what? I'll pick up some film to my wife before they close. 498 00:44:48,031 --> 00:44:50,867 - How wacky. - Huh 499 00:44:51,034 --> 00:44:53,453 That we going the same way. 500 00:44:54,621 --> 00:44:56,372 Cool. 501 00:44:56,539 --> 00:45:01,085 Angela easily fall asleep, so it must be movies she loves. 502 00:45:01,252 --> 00:45:04,672 So she can keep up with, although she dozes off. 503 00:45:04,839 --> 00:45:08,509 - Can I help? - No. I know what I'm looking for. 504 00:45:08,676 --> 00:45:11,721 So I see me around. 505 00:45:14,265 --> 00:45:17,477 Do you have any James Cagney-posters? 506 00:45:17,644 --> 00:45:20,063 James Cameron? 507 00:45:21,064 --> 00:45:24,984 No, James Cagney. From the movie "Incandescent". 508 00:45:25,151 --> 00:45:26,653 No. 509 00:45:26,819 --> 00:45:30,198 - What about Fred Astaire? - No. 510 00:45:30,365 --> 00:45:32,909 Jack Lemmon? Paul Newman? 511 00:45:33,076 --> 00:45:35,828 Ham with salad dressing? 512 00:45:37,163 --> 00:45:39,832 - Yes. - No. 513 00:45:45,797 --> 00:45:50,134 All present mobiles. Add mobiles now. Throw them! 514 00:45:50,301 --> 00:45:53,846 - Hands up! Give me money! - He has a bad heart. 515 00:45:54,013 --> 00:45:57,559 Shut the fuck up! Come on! 516 00:45:58,309 --> 00:46:02,105 No, no. Ladies, get up, and give me money. 517 00:46:05,775 --> 00:46:08,528 Stop it. Relax. 518 00:46:20,498 --> 00:46:23,251 - Feeling better now? - Yes. 519 00:46:24,627 --> 00:46:28,464 Run them to the hospital. And stop stealing. 520 00:46:28,631 --> 00:46:32,594 You were bitten by your cat. I had to learn first aid. 521 00:46:32,760 --> 00:46:35,054 You hate junk food. 522 00:46:35,221 --> 00:46:38,725 And get "Society enemy" with Cagney. 523 00:46:40,476 --> 00:46:44,355 Are you okay? I could have hypnotized you - 524 00:46:45,773 --> 00:46:49,319 - But I would still tell you now. 525 00:46:49,485 --> 00:46:53,489 So you broke up with me, because you would not drink my blood? 526 00:46:53,656 --> 00:46:58,995 - I do not drink human blood! - What did you do to him man? 527 00:46:59,162 --> 00:47:02,916 Oh no. Have you never seen a vampire bat? 528 00:47:04,125 --> 00:47:08,338 A small rodent can suck all the blood out of a cow in a few minutes - 529 00:47:08,504 --> 00:47:12,634 - As a result of an enzyme in their saliva, a harmless blood thinner. 530 00:47:12,800 --> 00:47:16,346 I have too. I did not drink the man's blood. 531 00:47:16,512 --> 00:47:20,141 I spat at him in order to stop the stroke. 532 00:47:20,308 --> 00:47:24,479 Well, you just spit on him? It's something completely different. 533 00:47:24,646 --> 00:47:28,900 - Otherwise he would have been brain damaged. - How old are you? 534 00:47:30,985 --> 00:47:36,366 - A little older than you. - So you only socialize with people in a year's time? 535 00:47:36,533 --> 00:47:40,161 It takes seven years before people aback about it. 536 00:47:40,328 --> 00:47:43,831 I would have been with you as long as possible. 537 00:47:43,998 --> 00:47:48,378 But when you became politically active, were you recognized by people on the street. 538 00:47:48,545 --> 00:47:51,839 I thought: "It is his glory." 539 00:47:52,006 --> 00:47:55,468 You could get just the woman you would have. 540 00:47:55,635 --> 00:48:00,932 It seemed wrong to rob you the chance to meet a beautiful woman. 541 00:48:01,099 --> 00:48:03,935 And you met the one. Did not you? 542 00:48:04,561 --> 00:48:06,854 Yes, I did. 543 00:48:07,021 --> 00:48:10,233 And I'd better see how she feels. 544 00:48:10,400 --> 00:48:15,196 But I must say that I have it, as if it's the wildest trip. 545 00:48:15,363 --> 00:48:17,866 I see you again? 546 00:48:19,325 --> 00:48:21,744 Yes, of course. 547 00:49:18,635 --> 00:49:21,679 It is Germany before World War II. 548 00:49:21,846 --> 00:49:27,268 Because of rascality curse søvngængeren, murdering his people. 549 00:49:28,436 --> 00:49:33,149 - I'm not. - Germany. A curse. 550 00:49:33,316 --> 00:49:36,236 - Adolf. - Your eyes remind me of someone. 551 00:49:36,402 --> 00:49:39,948 - Adolf Hitler. - No, not him. 552 00:49:40,114 --> 00:49:43,117 Audrey Hepburn. Same initials. 553 00:49:43,284 --> 00:49:46,454 Concentrate now on symbolism. 554 00:49:48,831 --> 00:49:53,378 Do you not curse me? Or I could cast a spell on you. 555 00:49:53,545 --> 00:49:57,340 - What would you have me do? - To laugh hysterically. 556 00:50:18,361 --> 00:50:20,613 Holy shit. 557 00:50:20,780 --> 00:50:23,449 Have you tried it that way before? 558 00:50:23,616 --> 00:50:26,077 Not since the 80s. 559 00:50:35,962 --> 00:50:39,048 - Where are you going? - I'm meeting early. 560 00:50:39,215 --> 00:50:42,760 - Truancy. - It does not. I'll call you later. 561 00:50:42,927 --> 00:50:45,889 My parents come first in the morning. 562 00:50:46,055 --> 00:50:49,559 It is too early to talk about it. I have to go. 563 00:50:57,942 --> 00:50:59,861 Call me. 564 00:51:02,780 --> 00:51:04,741 What the ..?! 565 00:51:10,663 --> 00:51:13,416 - Is there something wrong? - What? 566 00:51:17,086 --> 00:51:21,507 If you want to talk about it, if there are problems with Stacy ... 567 00:51:25,970 --> 00:51:27,889 Would not you like! 568 00:51:28,056 --> 00:51:32,727 He answers neither of my text messages tweets, emails, phone messages ... 569 00:51:32,894 --> 00:51:35,521 - Gossip to his father? - No. 570 00:51:35,688 --> 00:51:39,484 - Gossip Danny to the authorities? - No. 571 00:51:39,651 --> 00:51:44,113 - He hates authorities. - I confront Joey. 572 00:51:45,573 --> 00:51:47,867 Are you mad at me? 573 00:51:48,535 --> 00:51:50,954 Do not just go. 574 00:51:54,457 --> 00:51:56,960 - Honestly? - Yes. 575 00:51:57,126 --> 00:52:00,547 So every night there ... garlic vines. 576 00:52:00,713 --> 00:52:04,551 - You were afraid of them yesterday. - I've always hated garlic. 577 00:52:06,511 --> 00:52:10,473 - We need to talk about it. - My father warned me. 578 00:52:10,640 --> 00:52:14,811 I've never done a human or animal matter. 579 00:52:14,978 --> 00:52:19,732 - You just wanted a Van Helsing. - No, it kept me as rather away. 580 00:52:19,899 --> 00:52:24,362 If I wanted to drink your blood, I would have written ten pages - 581 00:52:24,529 --> 00:52:28,366 - On Freud's influence the surrealists? 582 00:52:31,369 --> 00:52:34,539 How do I know you wrote it for me? 583 00:52:34,706 --> 00:52:39,794 I also wrote about surrealism formation about the First World War. 584 00:52:39,961 --> 00:52:42,881 - The I better like. - Can you do it? 585 00:52:43,047 --> 00:52:47,135 - Do you trust me now? - You will have the best character. 586 00:52:56,978 --> 00:53:00,690 You know, I would never hurt you. 587 00:53:01,399 --> 00:53:06,613 Is it all dagproblematikken? Do you could walk on the beach with your boyfriend? 588 00:53:06,779 --> 00:53:09,490 No, I'm natmenneske. 589 00:53:09,657 --> 00:53:12,702 Is it blood? Will you at the restaurant? 590 00:53:12,869 --> 00:53:16,539 - I'm not gourmet. - What is it? 591 00:53:18,499 --> 00:53:21,878 I hate, when my parents are right. 592 00:53:43,066 --> 00:53:45,109 Now, you see. 593 00:53:47,987 --> 00:53:49,489 Thank you! 594 00:54:02,126 --> 00:54:04,462 Write now under. 595 00:54:43,334 --> 00:54:45,795 Hey. Come on. 596 00:54:48,298 --> 00:54:50,300 Hello, Renfield. 597 00:54:50,466 --> 00:54:53,177 - Do you mind if I smoke? - Yes. 598 00:54:53,344 --> 00:54:57,557 - It can not generate you. - Yes, you hurt yourself. 599 00:54:57,724 --> 00:55:01,311 - So wake me. - How it works not. 600 00:55:01,477 --> 00:55:06,816 You are accountant. Clear it out. If all vampires drank the blood of others - 601 00:55:06,983 --> 00:55:12,614 - Would people eating each other before the birth of Christ. 602 00:55:12,780 --> 00:55:15,450 Only a master vampire can wake you up. 603 00:55:15,617 --> 00:55:19,871 - Is it the Tepes have knitted? - Yes, he should see, I use it. 604 00:55:20,038 --> 00:55:22,582 He also knit one for you. 605 00:55:24,167 --> 00:55:28,171 I will tell you, folks. This is fantastic. 606 00:55:28,338 --> 00:55:32,675 Apart from Cisserus we have collected all the area's ancestors. 607 00:55:32,842 --> 00:55:35,595 - Vadim from Russia. - Ukraine. 608 00:55:35,762 --> 00:55:38,181 Aswan from Kush. 609 00:55:38,348 --> 00:55:42,602 - Ghuri, the Turkish ancestor. - Hello, Ghuri. 610 00:55:42,769 --> 00:55:47,023 First let me hear how many which has been summoned to court? 611 00:55:49,734 --> 00:55:54,322 Excuse me, but why we eat not just lawyers? 612 00:55:55,323 --> 00:55:58,826 Are you mad? We can not eat all the lawyers. 613 00:55:58,993 --> 00:56:02,288 - Why not? - It is excluded. 614 00:56:02,455 --> 00:56:05,833 I can probably mark here are people from the day shift. 615 00:56:06,000 --> 00:56:09,254 - This is my granddaughter, Sarah. - Hi, Sarah. 616 00:56:09,420 --> 00:56:13,716 It is our friend Renfield. He is accountant and expert in tax matters. 617 00:56:13,883 --> 00:56:17,637 And there was also have a lawyer present? 618 00:56:17,804 --> 00:56:22,767 Hi there. My name is Danny. I am civil rights lawyer. 619 00:56:22,934 --> 00:56:25,979 I will not be forced out during the day. 620 00:56:26,145 --> 00:56:29,857 And I do not want your resting places desecrated. 621 00:56:30,024 --> 00:56:34,112 But according to the law, the state must break into with you anytime. 622 00:56:34,279 --> 00:56:37,782 All your mobiles - 623 00:56:37,949 --> 00:56:41,953 - IPhones and computers makes you easier to find. 624 00:56:42,120 --> 00:56:46,124 I must warn you against using electronic equipment. 625 00:56:46,291 --> 00:56:50,503 How should we contact each other? 626 00:56:50,670 --> 00:56:55,258 - I used to write things down. - Well, in such a calendar. 627 00:56:55,425 --> 00:56:59,137 But the PC tells me, when the sun goes up and down. 628 00:56:59,304 --> 00:57:02,348 It can be seen in my almanac. 629 00:57:04,350 --> 00:57:10,356 Here, moon phases, tides, sunrise and-drop and ... 630 00:57:10,523 --> 00:57:12,817 - Oh, my goodness! - What? 631 00:57:12,984 --> 00:57:15,987 Total solar eclipse in two weeks! 632 00:57:16,154 --> 00:57:18,698 Wait a minute. 14.10 to 15.40. 633 00:57:18,865 --> 00:57:23,745 A shame it's not there, we are summoned. So we could use hypnosis. 634 00:57:23,912 --> 00:57:28,666 It is no obstacle. Can not we just move the agreements? 635 00:57:28,833 --> 00:57:34,005 We may delete you from the system. We may change depending on their PCs. 636 00:57:34,172 --> 00:57:38,343 Now I understand better, why you do not drink human blood. 637 00:57:38,509 --> 00:57:42,972 - Cool! If you go over on our side? - Will the ladies be my wives? 638 00:57:43,139 --> 00:57:45,016 Bite your teeth. 639 00:57:45,183 --> 00:57:47,477 Not literally! 640 00:57:58,363 --> 00:58:02,534 Are you okay? You also threw up yesterday. 641 00:58:04,202 --> 00:58:08,373 Look what I got for you. Cleanest, pharmaceutical quality. 642 00:58:08,957 --> 00:58:13,670 But they're cute. Not pests. They could be a pet. 643 00:58:13,836 --> 00:58:16,965 - They do not give nausea. - I'm fine. 644 00:58:17,131 --> 00:58:21,970 - It is only when I get up. - Not the nøleri. We gotta go. 645 00:58:24,013 --> 00:58:27,475 I do not want to hear it. It's in again with low waist. 646 00:58:27,642 --> 00:58:31,062 - According to whom? - I saw Keira Knightley in it. 647 00:58:31,229 --> 00:58:34,566 That is, because she plays in a movie. 648 00:58:34,732 --> 00:58:39,737 - You would not want to talk! - It's from my college time. 649 00:58:39,904 --> 00:58:42,532 Would you football team? 650 00:58:42,699 --> 00:58:45,743 I have nothing more modestly. 651 00:58:56,087 --> 00:58:59,173 I had completely forgotten, how it is. 652 00:58:59,340 --> 00:59:01,801 It's a completely different world. 653 00:59:01,968 --> 00:59:05,221 - How many women. - Have a nice day. 654 00:59:05,388 --> 00:59:09,267 Come on, everybody. We only have two hours. 655 00:59:09,976 --> 00:59:13,688 - You do what my accountant says. - Accountant. 656 00:59:18,234 --> 00:59:22,655 It is Ghuri. Case number 3-18. 657 00:59:22,822 --> 00:59:26,326 It is Vlad Tepes. He was granted asylum in. .. 658 00:59:26,492 --> 00:59:29,037 The 1583rd 659 00:59:29,204 --> 00:59:32,624 He is now married to a U.S. citizen. 660 00:59:33,708 --> 00:59:35,752 Four. 661 00:59:35,919 --> 00:59:39,547 The mother is engaged with an American. 662 00:59:39,714 --> 00:59:44,385 ... Study visa so he can be enrolled at UCLA. 663 00:59:46,596 --> 00:59:47,972 DELETE 664 00:59:48,139 --> 00:59:49,724 Recycle 665 00:59:49,891 --> 00:59:53,686 Stacy Daimer is unable to to appear as a juror. 666 00:59:53,853 --> 00:59:56,981 ... Unable to appear as a juror. 667 00:59:57,148 --> 01:00:01,653 - Delete the call. - Add deleted names in the trash. 668 01:00:01,819 --> 01:00:06,199 Empty the trash. Ask the IT guy on remove the hard drive. 669 01:00:07,659 --> 01:00:09,619 Sorry! 670 01:00:15,583 --> 01:00:18,795 THE HAPPY NIGHTS ARE BACK 671 01:00:58,877 --> 01:01:01,045 Close it up now. 672 01:01:03,006 --> 01:01:06,384 Keep it up. Beautiful colors for you! 673 01:01:07,385 --> 01:01:11,973 There are bogreception right now on the tenth floor. What do you say? 674 01:01:12,140 --> 01:01:14,851 It's not worth it. 675 01:01:15,018 --> 01:01:19,188 All New York's famous there. I can get just who it should be. 676 01:01:19,355 --> 01:01:21,900 It gets tired of. 677 01:01:23,026 --> 01:01:26,863 - I love that song. - Shall we dance? 678 01:01:34,329 --> 01:01:37,832 - Do not you dance? - I'm not good at dancing. 679 01:01:37,999 --> 01:01:41,920 - Yes, you are. I can remember. - I can not. 680 01:02:21,084 --> 01:02:23,086 SPANISH IDOL GONE 681 01:02:23,253 --> 01:02:28,216 - Joey went because his dad freaked. - There are enough problems in the office. 682 01:02:28,383 --> 01:02:31,636 - Who can it be? - Is not that wild? 683 01:02:31,803 --> 01:02:36,474 I have been dating for 25 years, but I 've never had it like this. 684 01:02:36,641 --> 01:02:40,603 - What about you and Danny? - I still love him. 685 01:02:40,770 --> 01:02:43,398 But his wife's illness. 686 01:02:43,565 --> 01:02:47,277 I just enjoy to be with him. 687 01:02:47,443 --> 01:02:51,614 Would not it be cool If we both had a girlfriend? 688 01:02:51,781 --> 01:02:56,828 - Mott Street - Why is she already back? 689 01:02:56,995 --> 01:03:02,500 - It was probably not with Diego. - Now it otherwise as well. 690 01:03:10,425 --> 01:03:14,220 - I've never seen really dead. - What have you done? 691 01:03:14,387 --> 01:03:18,308 I know how it is, when you eat Chinese. 692 01:03:18,474 --> 01:03:21,519 Half an hour later you are hungry again. 693 01:03:21,686 --> 01:03:26,399 - How could you do this? - I eat constantly. 694 01:03:26,566 --> 01:03:30,361 I am so depressed. Why could he not like me? 695 01:03:30,528 --> 01:03:33,698 I'm as wild hotter than his girlfriend. 696 01:03:33,865 --> 01:03:37,577 Maybe she was not a murderous psychopath. 697 01:03:38,161 --> 01:03:40,997 - It's really disgusting! - Yes. 698 01:03:41,164 --> 01:03:46,169 I could easily hate myself, but one day with fråderen - 699 01:03:46,336 --> 01:03:49,631 - Makes me's not bad throughout the weekend. 700 01:03:49,797 --> 01:03:52,091 What's with him? 701 01:03:53,343 --> 01:03:56,054 Make him not just done? 702 01:03:57,972 --> 01:04:00,475 I said, "Beat him to death." 703 01:04:12,654 --> 01:04:18,535 I really can not kill. In're totally inept. 704 01:04:19,118 --> 01:04:20,912 Forget it. 705 01:04:21,079 --> 01:04:24,249 Is it not even a fortune cookie? 706 01:04:38,137 --> 01:04:44,102 - It was at the last minute. - Now I kistehår tomorrow. 707 01:04:44,269 --> 01:04:48,898 - Goody, I can not do again. - I can not. 708 01:04:54,404 --> 01:04:56,865 VAMPIRES! 709 01:04:57,031 --> 01:04:59,492 We must of course adapt. 710 01:04:59,659 --> 01:05:03,121 It no longer makes sense to be violent. 711 01:05:03,288 --> 01:05:07,000 She does not belong to us. She is insane. 712 01:05:07,166 --> 01:05:08,960 Surely! 713 01:05:11,045 --> 01:05:16,426 Is there some sort of doctor for us? Stacy is sick. 714 01:05:16,593 --> 01:05:18,720 We can not be sick. 715 01:05:18,887 --> 01:05:22,265 No, but she throws up every night, when we stand up. 716 01:05:22,432 --> 01:05:25,643 How old was she, when she was awakened? 717 01:05:25,810 --> 01:05:29,188 - 20th - I suppose she has a boyfriend? 718 01:05:29,355 --> 01:05:32,317 - Why? - She is pregnant. 719 01:05:32,483 --> 01:05:37,405 - Can she have children? - No, she miscarry naturally. 720 01:05:37,572 --> 01:05:42,160 - Unless she becomes vice versa. - So if Cisserus door? 721 01:05:42,327 --> 01:05:46,122 Cisserus ... Just take it easy. 722 01:05:47,165 --> 01:05:50,210 Stacy is fine again a week's time. 723 01:05:51,586 --> 01:05:54,797 We were told about a patient a bidesår. 724 01:05:54,964 --> 01:05:57,926 They found surveillance tape. 725 01:05:58,092 --> 01:06:02,055 - Where's the body? - At Mount Sinai Hospital. 726 01:06:03,431 --> 01:06:06,476 Sit down, and listen carefully. 727 01:06:08,102 --> 01:06:12,273 You think I'm crazy, but you must do something for me. 728 01:06:13,650 --> 01:06:16,778 You must have it here for you day and night. 729 01:06:16,945 --> 01:06:20,865 See how you let it. You may only use silver bullets. 730 01:06:21,032 --> 01:06:25,828 - Against whom? Stacy? - Keep it on you! Not bullshit. 731 01:06:26,955 --> 01:06:31,042 If there is famine, so grab a cup nøddemysli. 732 01:06:31,209 --> 01:06:35,588 Comedian? He's not the least bit funny. I've never seen him in anything. 733 01:06:36,339 --> 01:06:40,051 - What do you see? - An insult to those with talent. 734 01:06:40,218 --> 01:06:43,012 The great 80s cavalcade. 735 01:06:43,179 --> 01:06:45,431 Show it to Goody. 736 01:06:45,598 --> 01:06:49,269 My father has taken on give me this. 737 01:06:50,311 --> 01:06:54,315 - Strange ... - Beware, there are silver bullets in. 738 01:06:54,482 --> 01:06:56,568 What's he doing? 739 01:06:56,734 --> 01:07:01,364 He was paranoid, since he saw the tape from the hospital. 740 01:07:01,531 --> 01:07:04,701 A guy who flew to the main entrance. 741 01:07:04,868 --> 01:07:09,122 Where am I stupid! I forgot everything about cameras. 742 01:07:09,289 --> 01:07:12,250 - Have you? - We have not done anything. 743 01:07:12,417 --> 01:07:16,129 - It was our ancestress Cisserus. - She's a monster. 744 01:07:16,296 --> 01:07:21,301 - She spoils it for all of us. - Take it easy. We speak with Tepes. 745 01:07:21,467 --> 01:07:23,887 I just talked to him. 746 01:07:24,053 --> 01:07:27,849 He said, you soon feel better. You're just pregnant. 747 01:07:28,016 --> 01:07:32,604 - What? Am I Pregnant? - We must have a child! 748 01:07:33,563 --> 01:07:36,691 Whoa! Am I really pregnant? 749 01:07:36,858 --> 01:07:40,069 Would you like to have a child? 750 01:07:40,236 --> 01:07:45,033 Yes! I am over 40 years. It is the last chance. 751 01:07:45,200 --> 01:07:47,911 And I will be a great, babe father. 752 01:07:48,077 --> 01:07:52,916 Forget about cell phones, iPhones, PowerBooks and iPads. 753 01:07:53,082 --> 01:07:54,834 Hooray. 754 01:07:55,001 --> 01:07:59,589 Now I can clear all my needs with my new mini-iPad. 755 01:07:59,756 --> 01:08:03,009 - It looks like your mobile. - But can not call. 756 01:08:03,176 --> 01:08:07,096 I can tweet, email, be Facebook, get reminders ... 757 01:08:07,263 --> 01:08:11,851 So you can read thousands of unimportant messages and advertisements - 758 01:08:12,018 --> 01:08:14,896 - And your acquaintances brain vomit? 759 01:08:15,063 --> 01:08:18,942 You sound as nicely hormonal. Maybe you are also pregnant. 760 01:08:19,108 --> 01:08:22,570 So now you learn something new shit to know - 761 01:08:22,737 --> 01:08:27,200 - There is no better than the old one, which is not compatible with the new one. 762 01:08:27,367 --> 01:08:31,454 Just to blogging and look stupid docu-soaps. 763 01:08:31,621 --> 01:08:36,626 It all goes too fast! And I'm tired. 764 01:08:36,793 --> 01:08:40,380 I am sick of it all! 765 01:08:41,923 --> 01:08:45,385 We do not get mini-iPads. 766 01:08:49,889 --> 01:08:53,810 See. They had only a few channels. But they had Groucho Marx. 767 01:08:53,977 --> 01:08:56,980 It is not Groucho. He had a mustache. 768 01:08:57,146 --> 01:09:00,733 And glasses and cigar. 769 01:09:01,901 --> 01:09:06,406 - Who was buried in Grant's tomb? - Were people really that stupid? 770 01:09:06,573 --> 01:09:11,286 - He just wanted to make sure they won. - Located Grant's Tomb in New York? 771 01:09:11,452 --> 01:09:13,454 - No. - Yes. 772 01:09:13,621 --> 01:09:16,332 - Have you been there? - No. 773 01:09:16,499 --> 01:09:19,002 There it is! 774 01:09:19,836 --> 01:09:23,506 It is the place no New Yorker will. 775 01:09:23,673 --> 01:09:27,677 Cisserus choose as a monument and so even a grave! 776 01:09:27,844 --> 01:09:30,763 - You got a right. - Come on. 777 01:09:33,850 --> 01:09:35,435 Can I see? 778 01:09:35,602 --> 01:09:40,106 I can feel it, but I thought you would have a child before me. 779 01:09:40,273 --> 01:09:42,775 Is it strange? Now that ... 780 01:09:42,942 --> 01:09:46,654 You must make a decision independent of me or Joey. 781 01:09:46,821 --> 01:09:51,701 The child survives only If you are reversed. 782 01:09:51,868 --> 01:09:56,539 - But then the Cisserus the die. - That's right. 783 01:09:56,706 --> 01:10:01,294 I would be in their 40s. But I wanted to be a mother. 784 01:10:03,087 --> 01:10:06,299 - You would also be older. - Yes. 785 01:10:06,466 --> 01:10:11,638 It also affects my you. How has you feel about not being young anymore? 786 01:10:11,804 --> 01:10:16,017 Should I miss going to clubs and date all the idiots? 787 01:10:16,184 --> 01:10:22,398 It would be nice not to have to fake nostalgia for the 90s series. 788 01:10:22,565 --> 01:10:27,111 - And all the stupid abbreviations. - And the clothes and the music. 789 01:10:27,278 --> 01:10:30,865 There is no longer anything new to To stay young. 790 01:10:31,032 --> 01:10:33,618 And then we get a child. 791 01:10:35,453 --> 01:10:39,791 But we can not kill Cisserus. She has endured for centuries. 792 01:10:39,958 --> 01:10:42,544 Because no one knew her stay. 793 01:10:42,710 --> 01:10:46,130 But she is very strong, and we have some cake arms. 794 01:10:46,297 --> 01:10:51,094 Yes, but she is sloppy and pretentious. We call in the big boys. 795 01:10:51,261 --> 01:10:54,347 - Who? - Your future father in law. 796 01:10:56,849 --> 01:10:59,352 I just need to achieve one thing before. 797 01:10:59,519 --> 01:11:04,232 Did you know that you will do everything to win a little more time? 798 01:11:04,399 --> 01:11:08,820 Will you be natmenneske and love me only let her eat animals? 799 01:11:08,987 --> 01:11:11,406 Can you keep her alive? 800 01:11:11,573 --> 01:11:14,993 - Not really alive ... - But not even death? 801 01:11:15,159 --> 01:11:18,371 I can not, but he can. 802 01:11:18,538 --> 01:11:21,416 Yes! I do not want to lose her. 803 01:11:25,628 --> 01:11:28,423 I will not be disturbed. 804 01:12:45,375 --> 01:12:48,753 That's enough. As long as it does not take. 805 01:12:59,222 --> 01:13:01,641 You have a sweet wife. 806 01:13:03,476 --> 01:13:08,857 So I just want to hear how you two have together? 807 01:13:09,023 --> 01:13:12,735 Is there any chance, In that split? 808 01:13:16,990 --> 01:13:19,033 Danny. 809 01:13:26,207 --> 01:13:29,127 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 810 01:13:38,261 --> 01:13:40,847 - Now close up! - Who is it? 811 01:13:41,014 --> 01:13:44,225 One of your son's friends. I will help you. 812 01:13:44,392 --> 01:13:48,688 - Will you help me? - I have good news grandfather. 813 01:13:53,776 --> 01:13:56,738 Did you grandpa? 814 01:14:00,200 --> 01:14:03,661 I thought all the victims were vampires or dead. 815 01:14:03,828 --> 01:14:06,664 I've never heard of inversions. 816 01:14:06,831 --> 01:14:11,002 I have not seen it for myself, but if you are young enough ... 817 01:14:11,169 --> 01:14:14,297 They can not be used for anything. 818 01:14:16,132 --> 01:14:19,761 And it's not just Joey's rebellion? 819 01:14:21,346 --> 01:14:25,600 - Is it serious between them? - I've never seen Stacy so happy. 820 01:14:25,767 --> 01:14:30,563 He welcomes such to to become a father. It is true love. 821 01:14:30,730 --> 01:14:33,775 - When did you wake up? - In the 1841st 822 01:14:33,942 --> 01:14:36,986 I survived and asked her to create me. 823 01:14:37,153 --> 01:14:41,658 - Would you like to be a vampire? - It was the lesser of two evils. 824 01:14:41,824 --> 01:14:45,161 In 1840 hit a cholera epidemic Manhattan. 825 01:14:45,328 --> 01:14:48,456 It was a painful and undignified death. 826 01:14:48,623 --> 01:14:51,543 My husband and my sisters had passed away. 827 01:14:51,709 --> 01:14:54,462 But my kids had done it. 828 01:14:54,629 --> 01:15:00,009 I had digestive problems. It is one of the first symptoms. 829 01:15:00,176 --> 01:15:03,513 Orphaned had a hard time. 830 01:15:03,680 --> 01:15:09,143 - Survived your children then? - My son was less than 63 years old. 831 01:15:09,310 --> 01:15:13,940 And my daughter married Peter Meester and was 99 years. 832 01:15:14,107 --> 01:15:16,401 It was unheard of back then. 833 01:15:16,568 --> 01:15:21,656 Most older've not a young, strong mother for help. 834 01:15:21,823 --> 01:15:27,078 I disappeared when the grandkids came to. I would have scared them. 835 01:15:29,330 --> 01:15:31,374 - Did you get it? - Yes. 836 01:15:31,541 --> 01:15:35,086 The only way out is to behead her. 837 01:15:35,253 --> 01:15:38,631 Everything else makes her just mad. 838 01:15:38,798 --> 01:15:43,511 And when Cisserus is dead Stacy will be a normal girl. 839 01:15:44,596 --> 01:15:47,515 Yes, of her being. 840 01:15:48,766 --> 01:15:53,438 - What happens to you? - I saved my family. 841 01:15:53,605 --> 01:15:56,733 Now we need to save your. 842 01:15:56,900 --> 01:15:59,027 Here is your family tree. 843 01:16:01,529 --> 01:16:03,781 Your descendants. 844 01:16:03,948 --> 01:16:06,701 Your great-great-great-great-grandson ... 845 01:16:06,868 --> 01:16:10,538 ...'m An addict. He is in prison. 846 01:16:10,705 --> 01:16:14,751 Four doctors. One of them in Doctors Without Borders. 847 01:16:14,918 --> 01:16:19,130 Two professors, four teachers and in the House of Representatives - 848 01:16:19,297 --> 01:16:22,717 - Jane Rutherford, Chairman of several committees. 849 01:16:22,884 --> 01:16:27,263 - She looks like you. - Thank you. 850 01:16:28,139 --> 01:16:33,686 Good. Let rifles lie. Take axes, scythes, all with blades. 851 01:16:33,853 --> 01:16:37,815 Well so. Now necks we the dried bitch. 852 01:16:40,026 --> 01:16:44,864 I'll also rare but you meet nice people there. 853 01:16:45,031 --> 01:16:49,285 I'll never there. I can not believe I met you. 854 01:16:49,452 --> 01:16:52,247 - You are beautiful. - Where are you sweet. 855 01:16:53,873 --> 01:16:56,793 - Shall we sit? - Certainly. 856 01:16:58,545 --> 01:17:01,506 - Here is nice. - Yes, is not there? 857 01:17:03,800 --> 01:17:08,054 Is your wife not worried where you are so late at night? 858 01:17:08,221 --> 01:17:12,559 She is traveling. What she do not know, she has not hurt. 859 01:17:13,893 --> 01:17:18,398 - You are surely a bad boy. - I can be very bad. 860 01:17:18,565 --> 01:17:21,943 What does a bad boy like you? 861 01:17:22,110 --> 01:17:24,487 I am a dentist. 862 01:17:24,654 --> 01:17:28,324 Are you dentist? There I was probably lucky. 863 01:17:28,491 --> 01:17:32,579 I have a problem, What worries me very much. See here. 864 01:17:36,457 --> 01:17:39,544 I've never seen anything so ... 865 01:17:41,170 --> 01:17:43,006 No! No! 866 01:17:47,385 --> 01:17:49,178 Run! 867 01:17:52,724 --> 01:17:55,351 - Your asshole. - Come on. 868 01:18:05,028 --> 01:18:09,157 Naughty girls! I am very disappointed in you. 869 01:18:09,324 --> 01:18:14,829 I have done so much for you. And this is the thanks? 870 01:18:18,458 --> 01:18:21,794 How to care for his ancestress. 871 01:18:25,798 --> 01:18:28,259 There is no powder in the! 872 01:18:38,019 --> 01:18:40,021 Duk you! 873 01:18:45,109 --> 01:18:50,240 - We did it! - No. She must be into the grave. 874 01:18:53,368 --> 01:18:56,162 Have I got such a flat ass? 875 01:18:59,916 --> 01:19:02,043 Can I just say ... 876 01:19:06,339 --> 01:19:09,717 - What do we do to the body? - The door in a moment. 877 01:19:09,884 --> 01:19:13,054 - Where were you? - You asked me to take a chainsaw. 878 01:19:13,221 --> 01:19:18,351 - But it lacked gasoline. - You should have thought of before! 879 01:19:18,518 --> 01:19:23,690 - I thought it ran on electricity. - Are there electrical outlets in the woods?! 880 01:19:23,857 --> 01:19:26,818 - Like a hairdryer ... - Joey! 881 01:19:26,985 --> 01:19:31,489 I will praise the Lord come I have seen His glory 882 01:19:31,656 --> 01:19:36,244 He squashing grapes of wrath world he subject 883 01:19:36,411 --> 01:19:39,497 - Come on! - It's just too much. 884 01:19:45,879 --> 01:19:47,672 Hurry up! 885 01:19:51,968 --> 01:19:53,928 Throw it in! 886 01:20:04,355 --> 01:20:07,066 - Can you feel anything? - No. 887 01:20:08,568 --> 01:20:10,445 Wait a minute. 888 01:20:26,085 --> 01:20:29,047 Was that it? You were just 20 years old? 889 01:20:29,214 --> 01:20:33,801 I have not drunk, smoked, taken drugs or sunbathe. 890 01:20:39,224 --> 01:20:44,812 You may not have as good genes but with a little laser surgery ... 891 01:20:48,733 --> 01:20:51,277 You did not lie about your age, do you? 892 01:20:51,444 --> 01:20:55,740 No call their children Goody for longer. 893 01:20:57,534 --> 01:21:01,412 - You will not be even older, right? - It's okay. 894 01:21:01,579 --> 01:21:05,083 I've been here long enough. I'm tired. 895 01:21:06,501 --> 01:21:11,965 I should have guessed it. History Channel only shows films about Hitler. 896 01:21:13,383 --> 01:21:17,220 Before I met you, I was ready to go out in the sun. 897 01:21:17,387 --> 01:21:20,223 You taught me to have fun. 898 01:21:27,105 --> 01:21:31,818 - Is there anything we can do for you? - Yes. I would not be standing here. 899 01:21:31,985 --> 01:21:35,530 - I will stand in the midst of chaos. - Come on. 900 01:21:47,750 --> 01:21:49,752 Are you okay? 901 01:22:01,431 --> 01:22:06,477 - Are you okay? How are you? - I'm hungry. 902 01:22:06,644 --> 01:22:12,734 - I could eat a pretzel. - Loading you not just one, Joey? 903 01:22:55,401 --> 01:22:57,904 Goody? Goody? 904 01:23:12,877 --> 01:23:15,004 You mild. 905 01:25:14,207 --> 01:25:17,961 - I saw good. - She was the one who checked me out. 906 01:25:18,127 --> 01:25:21,214 Now remember, I gave you my life's best years. 907 01:25:21,381 --> 01:25:24,634 Not five or ten years, right? Eternity you. 908 01:25:24,801 --> 01:25:29,681 - Do you realize how long it is? - I'm starting to feel it. 909 01:25:31,975 --> 01:25:34,435 Now you just see Goody. 910 01:25:38,481 --> 01:25:42,402 - For scary. - Is it scary? 911 01:25:50,118 --> 01:25:53,496 There did you grandfather. 912 01:26:45,340 --> 01:26:49,969 Translation: Malene Hollnagel Scandinavian Text Service 2012 913 01:26:50,305 --> 01:26:56,235 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org