1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 2 00:00:24,424 --> 00:00:25,391 [beep] 3 00:00:25,393 --> 00:00:26,992 ROBOTIC VOICE: Connection. 4 00:00:26,994 --> 00:00:28,594 ROBOTIC VOICE: Phone book. 5 00:00:28,596 --> 00:00:30,095 [beep] 6 00:00:30,097 --> 00:00:31,497 ROBOTIC VOICE: Jeff work. 7 00:00:31,499 --> 00:00:32,498 [beep] 8 00:00:32,500 --> 00:00:33,966 ROBOTIC VOICE: Logan school. 9 00:00:33,968 --> 00:00:34,733 [beep] 10 00:00:34,735 --> 00:00:36,068 ROBOTIC VOICE: Home. 11 00:00:36,070 --> 00:00:38,437 ROBOTIC VOICE: Jeff cell. 12 00:00:38,439 --> 00:00:39,405 [beep] 13 00:00:39,407 --> 00:00:40,039 ROBOTIC VOICE: Jeff work. 14 00:00:40,041 --> 00:00:41,440 ROBOTIC VOICE: Jeff cell. 15 00:00:41,442 --> 00:00:42,408 [beep] 16 00:00:42,410 --> 00:00:43,108 ROBOTIC VOICE: Jeff work. 17 00:00:43,110 --> 00:00:44,510 [beep] 18 00:00:44,512 --> 00:00:45,811 ROBOTIC VOICE: Jeff work. 19 00:00:45,813 --> 00:00:47,913 [MUSIC PLAYING - BOWERBIRDS, "IN THE YARD"] 20 00:02:30,617 --> 00:02:32,151 -How can I complain? 21 00:02:34,020 --> 00:02:40,025 Women in Darfur, you know, walk 14 miles to get water, 22 00:02:40,027 --> 00:02:41,960 raped on the way. 23 00:02:41,962 --> 00:02:44,196 And on their way home, just trying to get water back to 24 00:02:44,198 --> 00:02:47,366 the family, raped again, spill all the water, have to go 25 00:02:47,368 --> 00:02:48,800 back, probably raped a third time. 26 00:02:48,802 --> 00:02:50,469 I mean, how dare I? 27 00:02:50,471 --> 00:02:53,305 -How dare any of us? 28 00:02:53,307 --> 00:02:55,707 Rachel, do I need to remind you how much time you spend 29 00:02:55,709 --> 00:02:58,143 giving back? 30 00:02:58,145 --> 00:03:00,412 WOMAN (OFFSCREEN): You know what, if it's gluten-free and 31 00:03:00,414 --> 00:03:02,080 it is the same, how could it hurt? 32 00:03:02,082 --> 00:03:05,250 WOMAN (OFFSCREEN): Eastside JCC Moms! 33 00:03:05,252 --> 00:03:06,652 What are we doing? 34 00:03:06,654 --> 00:03:09,254 -Packing lunch for the homeless! 35 00:03:09,256 --> 00:03:11,056 -OK, I'm gonna post this. 36 00:03:11,058 --> 00:03:13,258 When you get home, be sure to like it. 37 00:03:13,260 --> 00:03:14,126 OK? 38 00:03:14,128 --> 00:03:16,295 You have to share it with everybody. 39 00:03:16,297 --> 00:03:17,496 Get your friends to like it. 40 00:03:17,498 --> 00:03:19,398 I'm gonna see you guys at the auction? 41 00:03:19,400 --> 00:03:21,967 Rachel, I'm talking to you. 42 00:03:21,969 --> 00:03:23,969 -Yep, got it. 43 00:03:23,971 --> 00:03:26,738 -I know, it takes a lot of time. 44 00:03:26,740 --> 00:03:28,340 -And how are things with Logan? 45 00:03:28,342 --> 00:03:29,608 Is he good? 46 00:03:29,610 --> 00:03:30,509 RACHEL (OFFSCREEN): Oh, Logan is awesome. 47 00:03:30,511 --> 00:03:31,977 -Are you two playing? 48 00:03:31,979 --> 00:03:34,079 I know you said you were having trouble getting on the 49 00:03:34,081 --> 00:03:36,915 floor with him and just playing. 50 00:03:36,917 --> 00:03:41,386 So fun just to get on the floor and just play with him. 51 00:03:45,525 --> 00:03:47,559 -And how's Jeff? 52 00:03:47,561 --> 00:03:49,995 -Yeah, all's well. 53 00:03:49,997 --> 00:03:52,197 -Good, good, good, good, good, good, good. 54 00:03:52,199 --> 00:03:53,865 Good, good. 55 00:03:57,737 --> 00:04:00,205 Rachel, you don't have to tell me the truth, but, 56 00:04:00,207 --> 00:04:02,140 uh, it is your time. 57 00:04:02,142 --> 00:04:03,475 You pay for it. 58 00:04:07,413 --> 00:04:09,014 -Still no sex. 59 00:04:09,016 --> 00:04:10,182 Lost count. 60 00:04:10,184 --> 00:04:12,050 Six months. 61 00:04:12,052 --> 00:04:15,454 -I feel like there's a lot of couples that probably go 62 00:04:15,456 --> 00:04:16,655 through dry spells- 63 00:04:16,657 --> 00:04:18,223 -Not healthy couples, no. 64 00:04:32,105 --> 00:04:34,206 RACHEL (OFFSCREEN): Instead of just, like, talking about the 65 00:04:34,208 --> 00:04:37,542 fact that we're not having sex, we use this code. 66 00:04:37,544 --> 00:04:41,213 He asks if he should put the dog out. 67 00:04:41,215 --> 00:04:42,414 -Hey baby. 68 00:04:42,416 --> 00:04:43,482 -[mumbling]. 69 00:04:43,484 --> 00:04:44,249 I gotta sleep. 70 00:04:44,251 --> 00:04:45,584 -Yeah, I know. 71 00:04:45,586 --> 00:04:48,520 I was just, uh, thinking of putting Bonnet out. 72 00:04:48,522 --> 00:04:49,921 -Um-- 73 00:04:49,923 --> 00:04:53,358 -Or you know, I could just let him stay in here. 74 00:04:53,360 --> 00:04:55,327 If you don't want me to. 75 00:04:55,329 --> 00:04:56,461 -It doesn't matter. 76 00:04:56,463 --> 00:04:58,263 -It doesn't matter to me either. 77 00:04:58,265 --> 00:05:03,468 -Well, let him stay. 78 00:05:03,470 --> 00:05:04,102 -You sure? 79 00:05:04,104 --> 00:05:05,170 -Yeah? 80 00:05:05,172 --> 00:05:07,272 -Yeah. 81 00:05:07,274 --> 00:05:08,707 -OK. 82 00:05:08,709 --> 00:05:10,509 LENORE (OFFSCREEN): Are you avoiding intercourse? 83 00:05:10,511 --> 00:05:11,677 -Bedtime? 84 00:05:11,679 --> 00:05:14,246 That is the worst time to have sex. 85 00:05:14,248 --> 00:05:16,815 -Is there a time you'd prefer? 86 00:05:16,817 --> 00:05:24,323 -Oh, like a 3:30, or 4:00 tea time thing. 87 00:05:24,325 --> 00:05:26,158 You know? 88 00:05:26,160 --> 00:05:28,527 Elicit. 89 00:05:28,529 --> 00:05:30,862 Curtains closed, sun trying to get in. 90 00:05:34,200 --> 00:05:36,435 We meet somewhere. 91 00:05:36,437 --> 00:05:39,671 -May I share something with you? 92 00:05:39,673 --> 00:05:44,710 When Portia and I met in 1979 at Smith College-- 93 00:05:44,712 --> 00:05:45,711 RACHEL (OFFSCREEN): Does your shrink tell 94 00:05:45,713 --> 00:05:47,779 you about her life? 95 00:05:47,781 --> 00:05:49,948 -No, because if she did, I would fire her. 96 00:05:49,950 --> 00:05:52,284 It goes against her, like, Hippocratic Oath or something. 97 00:05:52,286 --> 00:05:54,519 -Oh my god, Lenore is always talking about her awful-- 98 00:05:54,521 --> 00:05:55,954 -Ugh, Lenore. 99 00:05:55,956 --> 00:05:58,190 --Lesbian partner Portia and how deep their love is. 100 00:05:58,192 --> 00:05:59,391 -Please fire Lenore. 101 00:05:59,393 --> 00:06:00,926 Ugh. 102 00:06:00,928 --> 00:06:03,095 -I bet they have eyes open orgasms. 103 00:06:03,097 --> 00:06:06,298 Looking into the eyes of your partner when he-- 104 00:06:06,300 --> 00:06:08,367 [gagging] 105 00:06:08,369 --> 00:06:09,968 -No thank you. 106 00:06:09,970 --> 00:06:12,337 -Oh god, I'm so ready just to say fuck you to that auction. 107 00:06:12,339 --> 00:06:13,772 I just do not wanna go. 108 00:06:13,774 --> 00:06:15,240 -Oh my god, me neither. 109 00:06:15,242 --> 00:06:17,242 -I'm buying a parking space for my horrible wife. 110 00:06:17,244 --> 00:06:20,779 No, I'm buying the parking space for my horrible wife. 111 00:06:20,781 --> 00:06:22,147 Ugh. 112 00:06:22,149 --> 00:06:23,615 Oh, gentleman's club. 113 00:06:23,617 --> 00:06:25,917 -Oh, well, yes, of course, because they are the most 114 00:06:25,919 --> 00:06:30,589 -Their little nut sack peeking out, and their tiny little 115 00:06:30,591 --> 00:06:31,990 monocles. 116 00:06:31,992 --> 00:06:33,425 -(POSH ACCENT) Top of the morning to you, ladies. 117 00:06:33,427 --> 00:06:36,628 Would you mind if I jacked myself off? 118 00:06:36,630 --> 00:06:38,230 -You ever been to a strip club? 119 00:06:38,232 --> 00:06:39,698 -Seriously? 120 00:06:39,700 --> 00:06:40,665 -Bo and I have gone to, like, a million strip clubs. 121 00:06:40,667 --> 00:06:41,466 -Are you serious? 122 00:06:41,468 --> 00:06:43,001 -Yes. 123 00:06:43,003 --> 00:06:44,503 We go there, we get all hot, and then we bang the shit out 124 00:06:44,505 --> 00:06:45,837 of each other when we get home. 125 00:06:45,839 --> 00:06:46,738 -Should I make a res? 126 00:06:46,740 --> 00:06:49,941 -What's wrong with you? 127 00:06:49,943 --> 00:06:51,309 -Let me guess. 128 00:06:51,311 --> 00:06:52,911 This was Steph's idea. 129 00:06:52,913 --> 00:06:56,481 -No, actually, it was my idea. 130 00:06:56,483 --> 00:06:58,417 I've never done anything like this before. 131 00:06:58,419 --> 00:06:59,551 It'll be hilarious. 132 00:06:59,553 --> 00:07:00,685 -You've never been to a strip club? 133 00:07:00,687 --> 00:07:02,287 RACHEL (OFFSCREEN): No. 134 00:07:02,289 --> 00:07:05,023 -Strip clubs are sad, and they make me the opposite of horny. 135 00:07:05,025 --> 00:07:06,691 They make me angry. 136 00:07:06,693 --> 00:07:11,496 -You don't think that looking at young, hot American tits 137 00:07:11,498 --> 00:07:13,465 are gonna get you horny? 138 00:07:13,467 --> 00:07:15,567 -How do you know their American? 139 00:07:15,569 --> 00:07:16,334 -They could be-- 140 00:07:16,336 --> 00:07:17,969 I don't know. 141 00:07:17,971 --> 00:07:21,006 You're not gonna know what hits you when you get home. 142 00:07:21,008 --> 00:07:23,375 It's gonna be sexual. 143 00:07:23,377 --> 00:07:27,245 It's gonna be oh so sexual. 144 00:07:27,247 --> 00:07:28,213 -Mm. 145 00:07:28,215 --> 00:07:31,450 -I'm gonna eat you alive. 146 00:07:31,452 --> 00:07:32,617 I'm might-- 147 00:07:32,619 --> 00:07:35,020 I might even suck it right off. 148 00:07:35,022 --> 00:07:36,388 -You don't know. 149 00:07:36,390 --> 00:07:37,722 -I do not know. 150 00:07:37,724 --> 00:07:39,858 It's gonna be good. 151 00:07:39,860 --> 00:07:42,427 -I'm gonna make some hot loving to your-- to your dad 152 00:07:42,429 --> 00:07:43,128 bod. 153 00:07:43,130 --> 00:07:44,029 -Oh, man. 154 00:07:44,031 --> 00:07:48,900 I wanted to bid on the Cuperbergs' condo in Maui and 155 00:07:48,902 --> 00:07:50,702 now I can't. 156 00:07:50,704 --> 00:07:52,404 -Jeff, you don't wanna stay at that condo. 157 00:07:52,406 --> 00:07:53,905 It sounds repulsing. 158 00:07:53,907 --> 00:07:54,573 -Yeah I do. 159 00:07:54,575 --> 00:07:55,907 It's in Maui. 160 00:07:55,909 --> 00:07:57,375 -You can't even see the ocean from that condo. 161 00:07:57,377 --> 00:07:58,543 Why would we stay there? 162 00:07:58,545 --> 00:08:00,779 -Jesus, Rachel, put on some clothes. 163 00:08:00,781 --> 00:08:04,049 Men wear those on their faces when they rob banks. 164 00:08:04,051 --> 00:08:06,451 -You press that panic button, I'm gonna 165 00:08:06,453 --> 00:08:07,953 shoot you in the face. 166 00:08:07,955 --> 00:08:09,454 Bing, bing. 167 00:08:12,058 --> 00:08:14,793 -Did you tell the babysitter what Logan likes for dinner? 168 00:08:14,795 --> 00:08:19,965 -All right, I'm gonna see if we have any of that frozen soy 169 00:08:19,967 --> 00:08:21,299 cheese pizza. 170 00:08:27,406 --> 00:08:28,373 -IDs, please. 171 00:08:28,375 --> 00:08:29,374 -Hi. 172 00:08:29,376 --> 00:08:30,509 Are you serious? 173 00:08:30,511 --> 00:08:32,377 -I can't tell with y'all nowadays. 174 00:08:32,379 --> 00:08:33,111 You know? 175 00:08:33,113 --> 00:08:35,480 -Best night of my life. 176 00:08:38,718 --> 00:08:40,685 -Oh my god, thank you. 177 00:08:40,687 --> 00:08:42,287 -Here you go. 178 00:08:42,289 --> 00:08:43,455 -Thank you. 179 00:08:43,457 --> 00:08:45,257 RACHEL (OFFSCREEN): Making my day. 180 00:08:45,259 --> 00:08:47,392 [music playing] 181 00:09:53,326 --> 00:09:54,359 ANNOUNCER (OFFSCREEN): Larissa. 182 00:09:54,361 --> 00:09:57,896 Let's give it up for Larissa. 183 00:09:57,898 --> 00:09:59,431 Come on up. 184 00:10:05,237 --> 00:10:07,372 [music playing] 185 00:10:15,081 --> 00:10:17,082 -How old are you? 186 00:10:17,084 --> 00:10:18,483 -I'm 19. 187 00:10:18,485 --> 00:10:21,052 -Oh my god, that's young. 188 00:10:21,054 --> 00:10:23,188 [music playing] 189 00:10:38,437 --> 00:10:41,006 -I had a baby. 190 00:10:41,008 --> 00:10:42,741 -That's OK. 191 00:10:42,743 --> 00:10:44,309 [music playing] 192 00:11:29,655 --> 00:11:30,855 -Hey baby. 193 00:11:30,857 --> 00:11:33,992 -I'm gonna put Bonnet out, OK? 194 00:11:33,994 --> 00:11:35,360 -OK. 195 00:11:35,362 --> 00:11:36,194 -No, of course we should. 196 00:11:36,196 --> 00:11:39,164 That's why we're-- 197 00:11:39,166 --> 00:11:40,231 Hold on a minute. 198 00:11:40,233 --> 00:11:41,099 -Wha? 199 00:11:41,101 --> 00:11:42,200 What are you doing? 200 00:11:48,007 --> 00:11:56,681 [vomiting] 201 00:11:56,683 --> 00:11:58,483 RACHEL (OFFSCREEN): I am so sorry! 202 00:11:58,485 --> 00:11:59,751 -That's OK. 203 00:11:59,753 --> 00:12:00,518 RACHEL (OFFSCREEN): Honey, I'm so sorry. 204 00:12:00,520 --> 00:12:01,886 -It's OK. 205 00:12:01,888 --> 00:12:02,921 RACHEL (OFFSCREEN): I know this was the night. 206 00:12:02,923 --> 00:12:04,055 -It's OK. 207 00:12:04,057 --> 00:12:06,958 Did you do it to each other last night, or what? 208 00:12:06,960 --> 00:12:08,593 -I was puking and Jeff was tired. 209 00:12:08,595 --> 00:12:10,562 -Oh my god, you are gay and Jeff was gay. 210 00:12:10,564 --> 00:12:11,696 -OK, he might've tried to shove it in there. 211 00:12:11,698 --> 00:12:12,964 I couldn't tell you. 212 00:12:12,966 --> 00:12:15,033 Does Bo ever just fold it and mush it in? 213 00:12:15,035 --> 00:12:17,068 -Oh my god, like a soft response? 214 00:12:17,070 --> 00:12:18,436 Just sneak it in there? 215 00:12:18,438 --> 00:12:19,971 -Oh god, Jennie. 216 00:12:19,973 --> 00:12:21,005 -Hey. 217 00:12:21,007 --> 00:12:25,210 -Oh, I'm so sorry, my sister had a thing. 218 00:12:25,212 --> 00:12:26,277 -Yeah, mine did too. 219 00:12:26,279 --> 00:12:27,212 -So weird. 220 00:12:27,214 --> 00:12:28,113 -Hey you. 221 00:12:28,115 --> 00:12:30,181 -Matt bought me the parking space. 222 00:12:30,183 --> 00:12:32,350 -Of course he did. 223 00:12:32,352 --> 00:12:33,251 -Oh. 224 00:12:33,253 --> 00:12:34,319 -Yeah, I'll do it. 225 00:12:34,321 --> 00:12:35,019 -I do. 226 00:12:35,021 --> 00:12:36,688 -Wait, where are you going? 227 00:12:36,690 --> 00:12:37,856 -I booked a massage. 228 00:12:50,603 --> 00:12:52,137 ROBOTIC VOICE: Previous destination. 229 00:12:54,473 --> 00:12:55,507 [beep] 230 00:12:55,509 --> 00:12:58,076 ROBOTIC VOICE: Sam's Hofbrau. 231 00:12:58,078 --> 00:13:00,111 [music playing] 232 00:13:58,871 --> 00:14:02,507 -Uh, just one Americano, please. 233 00:14:02,509 --> 00:14:03,474 -What's your name? 234 00:14:03,476 --> 00:14:08,012 -Um, Sophia. 235 00:14:08,014 --> 00:14:09,981 Keep the change. 236 00:14:09,983 --> 00:14:11,316 Thank you. 237 00:14:17,690 --> 00:14:18,990 BARISTA (OFFSCREEN): Sophia? 238 00:14:18,992 --> 00:14:20,525 Thank you. 239 00:14:25,865 --> 00:14:27,198 Oh, hi. 240 00:14:30,736 --> 00:14:33,738 Do I look familiar to you? 241 00:14:33,740 --> 00:14:39,277 You gave me a lap dance last weekend. 242 00:14:39,279 --> 00:14:41,846 -Yeah, I remember. 243 00:14:41,848 --> 00:14:44,249 -Yeah, you came in with your husband, right? 244 00:14:44,251 --> 00:14:45,216 -Yeah. 245 00:14:45,218 --> 00:14:46,150 That's cool, I like that. 246 00:14:46,152 --> 00:14:48,753 -Yeah, you guys live downtown? 247 00:14:48,755 --> 00:14:50,955 -No, I like in Silver Lake. 248 00:14:50,957 --> 00:14:51,856 -Awesome. 249 00:14:51,858 --> 00:14:52,857 -Yeah. 250 00:14:52,859 --> 00:14:55,493 Um, I follow this truck on Twitter, which is how I 251 00:14:55,495 --> 00:14:58,463 happened to find this truck today. 252 00:14:58,465 --> 00:15:00,098 Because they tweet. 253 00:15:00,100 --> 00:15:02,967 -Yeah they do. 254 00:15:02,969 --> 00:15:06,971 Just my nom de coffee, if you will. 255 00:15:06,973 --> 00:15:08,306 -Oh. 256 00:15:08,308 --> 00:15:10,208 -I'm Rachel. 257 00:15:10,210 --> 00:15:11,109 -I'm McKenna. 258 00:15:11,111 --> 00:15:12,410 It's nice to meet you. 259 00:15:12,412 --> 00:15:13,945 -When I got out of college, I, uh-- 260 00:15:13,947 --> 00:15:16,814 I majored in journalism, but I kinda couldn't get my shit 261 00:15:16,816 --> 00:15:19,918 together, so I ended up working at this PR firm 262 00:15:19,920 --> 00:15:22,620 writing press releases about Calista Flockhart's buttery 263 00:15:22,622 --> 00:15:24,956 choc highlights. 264 00:15:24,958 --> 00:15:27,759 -Guys, who wants to try the new bar method place with me? 265 00:15:27,761 --> 00:15:28,526 -Oh, is that open? 266 00:15:28,528 --> 00:15:29,594 -Yeah, me I do. 267 00:15:29,596 --> 00:15:30,495 -I got a Groupon. 268 00:15:30,497 --> 00:15:31,229 Let's use it. 269 00:15:31,231 --> 00:15:31,863 -Uh, I can. 270 00:15:31,865 --> 00:15:33,298 What are you doing? 271 00:15:33,300 --> 00:15:34,699 -Uh, oil change. 272 00:15:34,701 --> 00:15:36,100 -So you know when you text somebody an emoticon? 273 00:15:36,102 --> 00:15:40,571 -So, this is just like that, except you're-- you're texting 274 00:15:40,573 --> 00:15:42,740 a tiny picture of your face. 275 00:15:42,742 --> 00:15:44,208 It's called an e-me-ticon. 276 00:15:44,210 --> 00:15:45,176 -E-me-ticon. 277 00:15:45,178 --> 00:15:46,277 Yeah, I just bought that. 278 00:15:46,279 --> 00:15:47,912 -Oh, that was Jeff. 279 00:15:47,914 --> 00:15:50,214 He's been trying to get something to hit. 280 00:15:50,216 --> 00:15:53,184 And now he's never not working, and I'm, you know, 281 00:15:53,186 --> 00:15:54,819 just online. 282 00:15:54,821 --> 00:15:57,922 -I had this one picture of him growing up. 283 00:15:57,924 --> 00:16:00,091 He was in this weird maroon sweatshirt and 284 00:16:00,093 --> 00:16:02,961 had these crazy sideburns. 285 00:16:02,963 --> 00:16:06,064 My mom told me that he had a genius IQ, so that's why she 286 00:16:06,066 --> 00:16:08,232 picked him, because it was good genes. 287 00:16:08,234 --> 00:16:10,268 But then one night, she got really drunk and she told me 288 00:16:10,270 --> 00:16:12,203 that was actually just a random photo and she had no 289 00:16:12,205 --> 00:16:14,505 idea who got her pregnant. 290 00:16:14,507 --> 00:16:17,075 -Oh, honey, I'm so sorry. 291 00:16:17,077 --> 00:16:18,609 You know, it's-- 292 00:16:18,611 --> 00:16:20,878 He's like a mystery to me. 293 00:16:20,880 --> 00:16:25,550 I get to imagine what he's like. 294 00:16:25,552 --> 00:16:27,318 I think he's like Axl Rose. 295 00:16:27,320 --> 00:16:28,119 [giggling] 296 00:16:28,121 --> 00:16:29,620 -Oh my god. 297 00:16:29,622 --> 00:16:30,888 You just snorted. 298 00:16:30,890 --> 00:16:34,425 -Yeah, it's not cute in any way. 299 00:16:34,427 --> 00:16:35,493 -It's so cute. 300 00:16:35,495 --> 00:16:37,061 -No, way too old for the snort. 301 00:16:37,063 --> 00:16:39,397 -No, it's cute. 302 00:16:39,399 --> 00:16:41,632 -You know what? 303 00:16:41,634 --> 00:16:43,935 I will have a cigarette. 304 00:16:43,937 --> 00:16:46,170 -OK. 305 00:16:46,172 --> 00:16:47,505 -Why not? 306 00:16:56,148 --> 00:16:57,482 -My lighter. 307 00:17:00,452 --> 00:17:02,053 Went out. 308 00:17:02,055 --> 00:17:03,388 Come here. 309 00:17:06,525 --> 00:17:07,158 Ready? 310 00:17:07,160 --> 00:17:08,359 -Yeah. 311 00:17:08,361 --> 00:17:10,328 -Oh, put your hand up. 312 00:17:10,330 --> 00:17:11,863 Yeah. 313 00:17:24,910 --> 00:17:26,477 -I remember why people do this. 314 00:17:34,319 --> 00:17:35,319 -Sophia? 315 00:17:35,321 --> 00:17:36,854 -Yeah. 316 00:17:47,699 --> 00:17:50,301 [car alarm ringing] 317 00:17:50,303 --> 00:17:50,935 -Hey! 318 00:17:50,937 --> 00:17:51,903 Wait! 319 00:17:51,905 --> 00:17:53,137 -McKenna! 320 00:17:53,139 --> 00:17:54,906 Are you OK? 321 00:17:54,908 --> 00:17:56,174 -Sorry. 322 00:17:56,176 --> 00:17:57,108 -Help me? 323 00:17:57,110 --> 00:17:58,076 -Yes. 324 00:17:58,078 --> 00:17:59,777 -Just fucking wait. 325 00:17:59,779 --> 00:18:02,180 This guy won't listen to me. 326 00:18:02,182 --> 00:18:04,015 -Do you have a key? 327 00:18:04,017 --> 00:18:06,751 My entire life is in this car. 328 00:18:06,753 --> 00:18:07,952 -That's my car, man! 329 00:18:07,954 --> 00:18:08,719 Hey, hey! 330 00:18:08,721 --> 00:18:09,487 What the fuck, McKenna? 331 00:18:09,489 --> 00:18:10,288 What happened? 332 00:18:10,290 --> 00:18:11,255 -Look, Walter. 333 00:18:11,257 --> 00:18:12,723 -Hey. 334 00:18:12,725 --> 00:18:14,225 -There's apparently 35 fucking tickets on this thing! 335 00:18:14,227 --> 00:18:15,293 -Wait. 336 00:18:15,295 --> 00:18:16,427 -I could've been arrested, man. 337 00:18:16,429 --> 00:18:17,528 -No, there was 10 tickets, tops. 338 00:18:17,530 --> 00:18:18,229 -Asshole! 339 00:18:18,231 --> 00:18:18,963 -No, hey! 340 00:18:18,965 --> 00:18:20,364 -No! 341 00:18:20,366 --> 00:18:21,466 -Hey, hey, hey, hey, my man! 342 00:18:21,468 --> 00:18:22,433 Yo, yo don't! 343 00:18:22,435 --> 00:18:23,835 No, don't. 344 00:18:23,837 --> 00:18:24,769 Fuck! 345 00:18:24,771 --> 00:18:25,436 God! 346 00:18:25,438 --> 00:18:26,370 You dumb bitch! 347 00:18:26,372 --> 00:18:27,004 -Did you get your stuff? 348 00:18:27,006 --> 00:18:28,005 -Yeah. 349 00:18:28,007 --> 00:18:28,673 -Sir. 350 00:18:28,675 --> 00:18:30,041 Sir, excuse me. 351 00:18:30,043 --> 00:18:33,811 -With all due respect, if the car had tickets on it, and 352 00:18:33,813 --> 00:18:35,580 it's your car, then I feel you're the responsible one. 353 00:18:35,582 --> 00:18:36,280 -Who the fuck are you? 354 00:18:36,282 --> 00:18:37,181 -Hey. 355 00:18:37,183 --> 00:18:38,549 That's my aunt Sophia. 356 00:18:38,551 --> 00:18:40,118 So be cool, man. 357 00:18:40,120 --> 00:18:42,920 -What the fuck are you gonna do with all your shit? 358 00:18:42,922 --> 00:18:44,222 OK, OK. 359 00:18:44,224 --> 00:18:45,156 Just walk away. 360 00:18:45,158 --> 00:18:46,457 We get it. 361 00:18:46,459 --> 00:18:47,725 We get it. 362 00:18:47,727 --> 00:18:48,359 WALTER (OFFSCREEN): Don't fucking move. 363 00:18:58,203 --> 00:18:59,403 -So. 364 00:18:59,405 --> 00:19:01,105 So you just put your stuff, um-- 365 00:19:01,107 --> 00:19:03,307 This is where you're going to be staying. 366 00:19:03,309 --> 00:19:06,911 First floor there's a bed where we-- 367 00:19:06,913 --> 00:19:09,147 RACHEL (OFFSCREEN): Used to be the maid's room, but we don't 368 00:19:09,149 --> 00:19:09,981 have-- 369 00:19:09,983 --> 00:19:12,550 RACHEL (OFFSCREEN): Yeah, welcome, welcome. 370 00:19:12,552 --> 00:19:16,420 Make yourself at home. 371 00:19:16,422 --> 00:19:18,356 -Oh, wow. 372 00:19:18,358 --> 00:19:20,124 Hey. 373 00:19:20,126 --> 00:19:23,027 Who is this guy? 374 00:19:23,029 --> 00:19:23,928 Hey, buddy. 375 00:19:23,930 --> 00:19:25,129 -That's Bonnet. 376 00:19:25,131 --> 00:19:26,964 -Hi cutie fruity patootie. 377 00:19:26,966 --> 00:19:30,701 That is the best name ever for a pup. 378 00:19:30,703 --> 00:19:31,669 -Let me show you-- 379 00:19:31,671 --> 00:19:32,904 Let me show you your digs. 380 00:19:32,906 --> 00:19:34,005 Oh man. 381 00:19:34,007 --> 00:19:38,976 Let's get some fresh air in this room! 382 00:19:38,978 --> 00:19:41,546 Oh. 383 00:19:41,548 --> 00:19:44,115 Sorry. 384 00:19:44,117 --> 00:19:48,119 Yeah, this used to be our live in's room. 385 00:19:48,121 --> 00:19:52,623 I know it's stupid to think that we'd need a housekeeper. 386 00:19:52,625 --> 00:19:53,758 I don't even have a job. 387 00:19:53,760 --> 00:19:56,727 But, you know, she was a godsend. 388 00:19:56,729 --> 00:19:59,864 Because when I got pregnant with Logan, you know, I 389 00:19:59,866 --> 00:20:01,332 thought, I'm not gonna have a baby nurse. 390 00:20:01,334 --> 00:20:02,500 I'm not gonna need any of that. 391 00:20:02,502 --> 00:20:03,868 You know, I'm gonna- I'm a mother. 392 00:20:03,870 --> 00:20:05,836 My body is built for this. 393 00:20:05,838 --> 00:20:07,505 And then came home, milk didn't come in. 394 00:20:07,507 --> 00:20:11,442 Tried and tried to nurse, couldn't latch on. 395 00:20:11,444 --> 00:20:14,245 Apparently my nipples are too small. 396 00:20:14,247 --> 00:20:17,615 So, he wouldn't stop crying for anybody except for Luce. 397 00:20:17,617 --> 00:20:22,153 And she's just so calm that she just-- 398 00:20:22,155 --> 00:20:23,854 Ugh. 399 00:20:23,856 --> 00:20:26,791 When Logan got into school, we had to let her go, you know? 400 00:20:26,793 --> 00:20:29,327 And then we maybe thought for a minute we were gonna have 401 00:20:29,329 --> 00:20:32,463 another kid, and then we-- or it was gonna be an office for 402 00:20:32,465 --> 00:20:33,331 me, or-- 403 00:20:33,333 --> 00:20:34,732 -I like this color. 404 00:20:34,734 --> 00:20:38,202 This room would look really good in this color. 405 00:20:38,204 --> 00:20:41,105 Do you ice skate? 406 00:20:41,107 --> 00:20:41,839 -Oh, these? 407 00:20:41,841 --> 00:20:43,541 Well, you know. 408 00:20:43,543 --> 00:20:45,876 For a hot New York minute. 409 00:20:45,878 --> 00:20:46,510 Got my-- 410 00:20:46,512 --> 00:20:49,046 My skate on. 411 00:20:49,048 --> 00:20:51,282 -My mom always told me that I should surround myself with 412 00:20:51,284 --> 00:20:52,083 good people if I want good things to happen. 413 00:20:56,321 --> 00:20:59,190 I'm 55 days sober, so good people are really important. 414 00:20:59,192 --> 00:21:00,424 -Oh my god. 415 00:21:00,426 --> 00:21:02,260 McKenna, that's amazing. 416 00:21:02,262 --> 00:21:03,527 Congratulations. 417 00:21:03,529 --> 00:21:04,729 Wow. 418 00:21:04,731 --> 00:21:07,498 -My mom's a witch. 419 00:21:07,500 --> 00:21:09,166 The Wiccan kind of witch, you know? 420 00:21:11,703 --> 00:21:13,904 Sometimes I think I might be one too. 421 00:21:16,441 --> 00:21:18,876 Is that my bathroom? 422 00:21:18,878 --> 00:21:20,278 D-d-- 423 00:21:20,280 --> 00:21:22,947 Do you need clean towels? 424 00:21:22,949 --> 00:21:24,282 We have company. 425 00:21:28,053 --> 00:21:29,153 -Go, go, go, go, go. 426 00:21:29,155 --> 00:21:30,254 I'm listening. 427 00:21:30,256 --> 00:21:32,023 -We have company. 428 00:21:32,025 --> 00:21:33,391 -Who's here? 429 00:21:33,393 --> 00:21:36,861 -Have you ever heard of the Espresso Yourself truck? 430 00:21:36,863 --> 00:21:41,732 -The coffee they make, Jeff, is like you cannot believe. 431 00:21:41,734 --> 00:21:44,035 You know when people just make one thing right? 432 00:21:44,037 --> 00:21:45,469 It's great. 433 00:21:45,471 --> 00:21:46,837 -It's obsession worthy. 434 00:21:46,839 --> 00:21:47,638 -OK. 435 00:21:47,640 --> 00:21:48,906 -So, I started-- 436 00:21:48,908 --> 00:21:49,940 I started to follow the truck on Twitter. 437 00:21:49,942 --> 00:21:51,542 -I thought you hated Twitter. 438 00:21:51,544 --> 00:21:53,210 -I don't hate Twitter, Jeff. 439 00:21:53,212 --> 00:21:54,545 I'm not-- 440 00:21:56,515 --> 00:21:58,215 I lurk on Twitter. 441 00:21:58,217 --> 00:21:59,083 -You're a lurker. 442 00:21:59,085 --> 00:22:00,718 -Just not a Tweeter. 443 00:22:00,720 --> 00:22:03,554 So, a few weeks ago, the truck was parked right across the 444 00:22:03,556 --> 00:22:04,822 street from Sam's. 445 00:22:04,824 --> 00:22:06,357 Wait, let me get you-- 446 00:22:06,359 --> 00:22:07,024 Let me get you some-- 447 00:22:07,026 --> 00:22:08,959 -Sam who? 448 00:22:08,961 --> 00:22:10,194 -Uh, Hofbrau. 449 00:22:10,196 --> 00:22:11,662 Sam's Hofbrau. 450 00:22:11,664 --> 00:22:13,664 That was the strip bar, or like, you know, topless place 451 00:22:13,666 --> 00:22:15,800 or whatever that we went to. 452 00:22:15,802 --> 00:22:17,435 Oh, you need cutlery. 453 00:22:17,437 --> 00:22:19,437 Anyway-- 454 00:22:19,439 --> 00:22:22,373 who would've thunk it-- ran into McKenna. 455 00:22:22,375 --> 00:22:24,275 -I don't know who McKenna is. 456 00:22:24,277 --> 00:22:26,610 -Oh, she, um-- 457 00:22:26,612 --> 00:22:28,179 She's the dancer that-- 458 00:22:28,181 --> 00:22:32,283 She's the dancer that gave me that private thingy when we 459 00:22:32,285 --> 00:22:33,184 were there. 460 00:22:33,186 --> 00:22:34,618 -You mean the stripper? 461 00:22:34,620 --> 00:22:36,721 -OK, sure. 462 00:22:36,723 --> 00:22:39,557 The stripper, is in the maid's room. 463 00:22:39,559 --> 00:22:42,026 -The stripper's in the maid's room. 464 00:22:42,028 --> 00:22:43,794 -Yeah. 465 00:22:43,796 --> 00:22:46,564 -How did the stripper get in the maid's room? 466 00:22:46,566 --> 00:22:49,233 -I put her there. 467 00:22:49,235 --> 00:22:52,069 So, I kept going back to the Espresso Yourself truck, and 468 00:22:52,071 --> 00:22:55,439 every time I would go there, I kept running into McKenna. 469 00:22:55,441 --> 00:22:57,775 So we just started talking. 470 00:22:57,777 --> 00:23:00,511 Anyway, she was, like, between apartments, her car was 471 00:23:00,513 --> 00:23:01,946 getting towed. 472 00:23:01,948 --> 00:23:04,148 She had nowhere to stay tonight, and you know all the 473 00:23:04,150 --> 00:23:07,318 work that I do for the homeless at the J, and, you 474 00:23:07,320 --> 00:23:08,953 know, I thought, here's-- 475 00:23:08,955 --> 00:23:11,956 OK, Here's actual homelessness right in front of me. 476 00:23:11,958 --> 00:23:16,193 -So you invited her to stay here in our 477 00:23:16,195 --> 00:23:18,562 house with our child? 478 00:23:18,564 --> 00:23:20,498 -Just for like a-- two nights. 479 00:23:20,500 --> 00:23:22,466 Like, one night maybe. 480 00:23:22,468 --> 00:23:24,869 You won't even notice she's here, Jeff. 481 00:23:24,871 --> 00:23:26,070 JEFF (OFFSCREEN): (WHISPERING) I don't wanna 482 00:23:26,072 --> 00:23:26,837 meet her right now. 483 00:23:26,839 --> 00:23:28,038 I think we should just-- 484 00:23:28,040 --> 00:23:29,373 -Shut up. 485 00:23:35,380 --> 00:23:37,381 Just a few days. 486 00:23:37,383 --> 00:23:39,483 OK, we gotta keep quiet. 487 00:23:44,322 --> 00:23:46,056 I love you. 488 00:23:51,296 --> 00:23:53,364 -Morning. 489 00:23:53,366 --> 00:23:54,832 -Uh, hey. 490 00:23:54,834 --> 00:23:57,635 Hey. 491 00:23:57,637 --> 00:23:58,936 -I remember you. 492 00:23:58,938 --> 00:24:01,138 You guys were, like, the cutest couple ever. 493 00:24:01,140 --> 00:24:02,540 -Oh, thank you. 494 00:24:02,542 --> 00:24:03,641 We work at it. 495 00:24:03,643 --> 00:24:05,109 Actually, we don't. 496 00:24:05,111 --> 00:24:07,244 Do you want some coffee? 497 00:24:07,246 --> 00:24:09,246 -Um, do you have tea? 498 00:24:09,248 --> 00:24:10,781 -Yeah. 499 00:24:13,985 --> 00:24:16,821 -Oh, wow, look at this, a tea box. 500 00:24:16,823 --> 00:24:20,958 -We're sort of-- sort of hooked up that way. 501 00:24:20,960 --> 00:24:23,227 -Yeah. 502 00:24:23,229 --> 00:24:26,063 I'll take a chai spice. 503 00:24:26,065 --> 00:24:28,165 -Yeah, why not? 504 00:24:28,167 --> 00:24:30,167 I have to say, that was, like, the best sleep I've had in 505 00:24:30,169 --> 00:24:31,335 five years. 506 00:24:31,337 --> 00:24:32,236 Not joking. 507 00:24:32,238 --> 00:24:33,804 Hollywood is so noisy. 508 00:24:33,806 --> 00:24:36,640 -Yeah, sometimes I find the birds in this neighborhood can 509 00:24:36,642 --> 00:24:38,609 be rather cacophonous. 510 00:24:38,611 --> 00:24:42,046 You know, loud and chirpy. 511 00:24:46,585 --> 00:24:49,320 -Rachel told me that you invent apps. 512 00:24:49,322 --> 00:24:50,154 -She wasn't lying. 513 00:24:50,156 --> 00:24:52,156 MCKENNA (OFFSCREEN): I love apps. 514 00:24:52,158 --> 00:24:53,557 MCKENNA (OFFSCREEN): Yeah. 515 00:24:53,559 --> 00:24:54,425 -Yeah? 516 00:24:54,427 --> 00:24:55,459 -You like your job? 517 00:24:55,461 --> 00:24:58,963 -Um, I used to. 518 00:24:58,965 --> 00:25:04,201 I recently sold the, or got bought, merged. 519 00:25:04,203 --> 00:25:09,139 There are any number of ways to describe what actually went 520 00:25:09,141 --> 00:25:10,941 down with Happy Farm. 521 00:25:10,943 --> 00:25:11,909 Logan, hey. 522 00:25:11,911 --> 00:25:14,044 -Buddy, this is McKenna. 523 00:25:14,046 --> 00:25:17,815 She's, um, uh, a friend of your mom's. 524 00:25:17,817 --> 00:25:20,050 I've heard a lot about you. 525 00:25:20,052 --> 00:25:21,018 -Yeah? 526 00:25:21,020 --> 00:25:22,987 I love your monkey backpack. 527 00:25:22,989 --> 00:25:25,589 -I asked for an elephant. 528 00:25:25,591 --> 00:25:27,291 -Well, talk to your mom. 529 00:25:27,293 --> 00:25:28,893 -I did. 530 00:25:28,895 --> 00:25:30,895 -We're gonna get you hooked up with breakfast real quick, Mr. 531 00:25:30,897 --> 00:25:33,264 Man, because we are running a little late. 532 00:25:33,266 --> 00:25:35,266 -OK. 533 00:25:35,268 --> 00:25:36,267 RACHEL (OFFSCREEN): Hey. 534 00:25:36,269 --> 00:25:37,501 -Hi. 535 00:25:37,503 --> 00:25:38,636 RACHEL (OFFSCREEN): Uh, good morning. 536 00:25:38,638 --> 00:25:39,336 Logan, you met my friend McKenna? 537 00:25:39,338 --> 00:25:40,104 -Yeah. 538 00:25:40,106 --> 00:25:41,438 McKenna, Jeff. 539 00:25:41,440 --> 00:25:42,072 You got it. 540 00:25:42,074 --> 00:25:44,875 -Great. 541 00:25:44,877 --> 00:25:46,277 How did you-- 542 00:25:46,279 --> 00:25:47,278 How did you sleep? 543 00:25:47,280 --> 00:25:48,646 -Really, really good. 544 00:25:48,648 --> 00:25:49,580 -Oh good. 545 00:25:49,582 --> 00:25:51,048 Oh good, you-- 546 00:25:51,050 --> 00:25:51,982 Good. 547 00:25:51,984 --> 00:25:53,183 -Quiet in here. 548 00:25:53,185 --> 00:25:54,618 -Yeah. 549 00:25:54,620 --> 00:25:58,822 So, um, uh, you can take Logan to school today? 550 00:25:58,824 --> 00:26:01,559 Jeff, I just want to make sure that McKenna is-- 551 00:26:01,561 --> 00:26:03,127 -Got it, I am on it. 552 00:26:03,129 --> 00:26:04,194 --taken care of. 553 00:26:04,196 --> 00:26:05,195 -Thank you. 554 00:26:05,197 --> 00:26:06,564 -OK, great. 555 00:26:06,566 --> 00:26:08,265 You need milk. 556 00:26:08,267 --> 00:26:09,667 -OK. 557 00:26:09,669 --> 00:26:11,101 OK, she looks like a completely different person, 558 00:26:11,103 --> 00:26:12,870 -I know. 559 00:26:12,872 --> 00:26:13,504 -She looks like a college kid or something. 560 00:26:13,506 --> 00:26:14,405 -Right? 561 00:26:14,407 --> 00:26:15,573 Dancing is just her job. 562 00:26:15,575 --> 00:26:16,473 A job does not define who you are. 563 00:26:16,475 --> 00:26:17,608 -Right. 564 00:26:17,610 --> 00:26:18,676 -I really think I can help her. 565 00:26:18,678 --> 00:26:19,710 She had a really difficult life. 566 00:26:19,712 --> 00:26:20,678 -Oh, lordy, lordy, lordy. 567 00:26:20,680 --> 00:26:22,146 OK, all right. 568 00:26:22,148 --> 00:26:23,180 I'm shaking it out. 569 00:26:23,182 --> 00:26:23,914 There's a stripper in my pool. 570 00:26:23,916 --> 00:26:25,082 No big. 571 00:26:25,084 --> 00:26:26,517 -OK. 572 00:26:26,519 --> 00:26:27,351 Oh, that's a nice looking one. 573 00:26:27,353 --> 00:26:28,252 -Yeah, is that OK? 574 00:26:28,254 --> 00:26:29,019 What do strippers like? 575 00:26:29,021 --> 00:26:30,454 -Not that, because she's sober. 576 00:26:30,456 --> 00:26:31,221 -Oh. 577 00:26:31,223 --> 00:26:31,989 Good for her. 578 00:26:31,991 --> 00:26:35,092 -Imagine that you're cleaning out a rim. 579 00:26:35,094 --> 00:26:36,093 -OK? 580 00:26:36,095 --> 00:26:37,528 -Cleaning out a rim. 581 00:26:37,530 --> 00:26:38,596 It's a big rim. 582 00:26:38,598 --> 00:26:39,463 It's more like a trash can size. 583 00:26:39,465 --> 00:26:40,464 -OK. 584 00:26:40,466 --> 00:26:41,465 -Oh, like a garbage can rim. 585 00:26:41,467 --> 00:26:42,700 -Her shame is trapped there. 586 00:26:42,702 --> 00:26:44,802 We gotta get that exercised. 587 00:26:44,804 --> 00:26:46,904 Be gentle with it. 588 00:26:46,906 --> 00:26:47,538 -Shame. 589 00:26:47,540 --> 00:26:48,405 -Stephanie! 590 00:26:48,407 --> 00:26:49,139 -I really got this. 591 00:26:49,141 --> 00:26:50,541 -Stephanie! 592 00:26:50,543 --> 00:26:52,543 -You're waking up in the morning. 593 00:26:52,545 --> 00:26:54,545 -Should we give her a pole? 594 00:26:54,547 --> 00:26:55,546 -You want-- 595 00:26:55,548 --> 00:26:56,547 -Oh shit. 596 00:26:56,549 --> 00:26:57,181 -Yeah. 597 00:26:57,183 --> 00:26:58,148 -Body. 598 00:26:58,150 --> 00:26:59,883 -No, you guys. 599 00:26:59,885 --> 00:27:02,753 -Those are the guys that come in and they're like, lap 600 00:27:02,755 --> 00:27:06,423 dance, lap dance, lap dance, every night. 601 00:27:06,425 --> 00:27:09,326 And they always have their favorite girls. 602 00:27:09,328 --> 00:27:13,931 And they're the ones that tell you things like, oh baby, I'm 603 00:27:13,933 --> 00:27:16,533 gonna be the one that gets to see you for real. 604 00:27:16,535 --> 00:27:17,801 I'm gonna help get you down off of this 605 00:27:17,803 --> 00:27:20,638 pole, blah, blah, blah. 606 00:27:20,640 --> 00:27:22,506 We call them Captain Save-a-Ho. 607 00:27:22,508 --> 00:27:24,475 -Captain Save-a-Ho, that's hilarious. 608 00:27:27,412 --> 00:27:30,014 -Yeah, I made $6,000 of one once. 609 00:27:32,484 --> 00:27:35,686 -Wait, 6,000 just for dancing? 610 00:27:35,688 --> 00:27:38,255 -Well, some girls dance just to dance, right? 611 00:27:38,257 --> 00:27:42,426 But I like to use the club for networking, meeting people, 612 00:27:42,428 --> 00:27:44,194 building relationships. 613 00:27:44,196 --> 00:27:46,830 I'm not the kind of girl who's gonna tell you that she'll 614 00:27:46,832 --> 00:27:49,166 strip but she won't get naked, or she'll give you a lap dance 615 00:27:49,168 --> 00:27:52,569 but she won't touch you, or she'll touch you, but she 616 00:27:52,571 --> 00:27:53,737 won't give you oral. 617 00:27:53,739 --> 00:27:56,273 I'm pretty much down for anything. 618 00:27:56,275 --> 00:27:57,808 Full service sex worker. 619 00:28:05,583 --> 00:28:07,718 -Um, what-- 620 00:28:07,720 --> 00:28:09,987 What is a sex worker? 621 00:28:09,989 --> 00:28:16,260 This one guy Warren, I mean, he pays via Paypal. 622 00:28:16,262 --> 00:28:17,227 It's awesome. 623 00:28:17,229 --> 00:28:18,028 There's no cash exchange. 624 00:28:18,030 --> 00:28:20,064 It's very clean. 625 00:28:20,066 --> 00:28:23,434 And then there's this Jack, and he's been my regular on 626 00:28:23,436 --> 00:28:25,469 Tuesdays for like a million years. 627 00:28:25,471 --> 00:28:27,104 I love him like a brother. 628 00:28:29,441 --> 00:28:32,242 He's your kind of run of the mill, typical 629 00:28:32,244 --> 00:28:34,745 vanilla kinky guy. 630 00:28:34,747 --> 00:28:37,014 He's into some weird shit. 631 00:28:37,016 --> 00:28:39,817 He sometimes likes a girl to watch. 632 00:28:45,056 --> 00:28:48,225 You should come, Rachel. 633 00:28:48,227 --> 00:28:49,593 -Yes, you should. 634 00:28:49,595 --> 00:28:51,061 You really should. 635 00:28:51,063 --> 00:28:55,566 I'll take Logan to soccer so you can go. 636 00:28:55,568 --> 00:28:58,502 -Thank you, that would be a huge help. 637 00:28:58,504 --> 00:28:59,570 Sorry. 638 00:28:59,572 --> 00:29:01,872 I'm gonna ruing a perfectly good blow out. 639 00:29:38,042 --> 00:29:39,409 Hey Captain Save-a-Ho. 640 00:29:39,411 --> 00:29:41,011 She's a hooker. 641 00:29:41,013 --> 00:29:41,979 -Sh, it's OK. 642 00:29:41,981 --> 00:29:42,880 -No, it's not OK. 643 00:29:42,882 --> 00:29:43,647 -Yeah it is. 644 00:29:43,649 --> 00:29:45,182 -Is that a nursing bra? 645 00:29:45,184 --> 00:29:46,150 -Oh, yeah. 646 00:29:46,152 --> 00:29:47,117 -Logan's five. 647 00:29:47,119 --> 00:29:50,120 Throw it the fuck out. 648 00:29:50,122 --> 00:29:53,157 -You didn't know about that part, right? 649 00:29:53,159 --> 00:29:55,359 The friends I see sometimes? 650 00:29:55,361 --> 00:29:57,628 -You were right about that. 651 00:29:57,630 --> 00:29:59,963 -You still want me to stay at the house? 652 00:30:02,634 --> 00:30:05,969 -If you want out of that life, I can help you. 653 00:30:05,971 --> 00:30:08,172 -I mean, I've saved first and last month's rent. 654 00:30:08,174 --> 00:30:10,440 I could give that to you. 655 00:30:10,442 --> 00:30:12,075 And I could help take care of Logan. 656 00:30:12,077 --> 00:30:14,511 -Exactly, but no money. 657 00:30:14,513 --> 00:30:18,549 -I'd feel weird taking something from you. 658 00:30:18,551 --> 00:30:21,218 If you think that I can help you, I 659 00:30:21,220 --> 00:30:23,954 promise, you're not taking. 660 00:30:26,291 --> 00:30:27,991 -It's inappropriate. 661 00:30:27,993 --> 00:30:29,693 -Aren't you supposed to be non-judgmental? 662 00:30:29,695 --> 00:30:32,830 I'm supposed to be clear mirror, baccarat crystal. 663 00:30:32,832 --> 00:30:35,265 Excuse me, I have to eat something. 664 00:30:35,267 --> 00:30:36,834 I was recently diagnosed with 665 00:30:36,836 --> 00:30:39,269 perimenopausal low blood sugar. 666 00:30:43,508 --> 00:30:45,309 I brought quinoa from home. 667 00:30:52,517 --> 00:30:59,022 -She just seems way too young and, I don't know, healthy to 668 00:30:59,024 --> 00:31:01,158 be spending her time having sex for money. 669 00:31:01,160 --> 00:31:03,060 -Isn't that her choice? 670 00:31:03,062 --> 00:31:04,962 May I share something? 671 00:31:04,964 --> 00:31:06,730 When Portia was in graduate school-- 672 00:31:06,732 --> 00:31:08,565 -No, Lenore, I don't wanna hear about Portia. 673 00:31:08,567 --> 00:31:11,034 I think that's inappropriate. 674 00:31:11,036 --> 00:31:13,904 -I don't know why I wanna take care of McKenna. 675 00:31:13,906 --> 00:31:17,040 I mean, what if I listen to you and I'm like, oh, Lenore 676 00:31:17,042 --> 00:31:19,710 says it's inappropriate, so I guess it's inappropriate. 677 00:31:19,712 --> 00:31:20,944 So I go home and I'm like, sorry, McKenna. 678 00:31:20,946 --> 00:31:23,013 Turns out, this is inappropriate. 679 00:31:23,015 --> 00:31:28,151 So, out she goes, back on the street, robbed of her one 680 00:31:28,153 --> 00:31:30,120 opportunity she had to finally escape 681 00:31:30,122 --> 00:31:31,421 from being a sex worker. 682 00:31:31,423 --> 00:31:32,723 -What's a sex worker? 683 00:31:32,725 --> 00:31:33,590 -That's what she calls it. 684 00:31:33,592 --> 00:31:34,591 -She's a prostitute. 685 00:31:34,593 --> 00:31:36,393 -That is such an awful word. 686 00:31:36,395 --> 00:31:40,030 -It's a highly accurate word, Rachel. 687 00:31:40,032 --> 00:31:41,632 -I think I need a break from therapy. 688 00:31:41,634 --> 00:31:43,200 -Well, I think that's ill advised. 689 00:31:43,202 --> 00:31:45,335 Just last week, you were complaining about how you and 690 00:31:45,337 --> 00:31:47,004 Jeff are no longer making love. 691 00:31:47,006 --> 00:31:49,439 I mean, if you wanna choose words, let's 692 00:31:49,441 --> 00:31:51,241 just call it not fucking. 693 00:31:51,243 --> 00:31:54,544 -I think you should start coming in twice a week. 694 00:31:57,916 --> 00:32:00,117 -Mwah. 695 00:32:00,119 --> 00:32:01,485 -Bye. 696 00:32:01,487 --> 00:32:03,086 Oh, hey. 697 00:32:03,088 --> 00:32:05,055 Uh, this is, uh-- 698 00:32:05,057 --> 00:32:07,124 This is, um, Amanda and Meredith. 699 00:32:07,126 --> 00:32:11,128 -Nice to meet you. 700 00:32:11,130 --> 00:32:13,463 -Bye. 701 00:32:13,465 --> 00:32:14,431 -Stephanie. 702 00:32:14,433 --> 00:32:15,399 -Oh, McKenna. 703 00:32:15,401 --> 00:32:16,233 Oh my gosh. 704 00:32:16,235 --> 00:32:16,867 You're still here. 705 00:32:16,869 --> 00:32:20,637 -Yeah, uh, um, I'm teaching her about drop offs in case 706 00:32:20,639 --> 00:32:22,072 she has to do a drop off. 707 00:32:22,074 --> 00:32:24,107 Well, I'll see you guys soon. 708 00:32:24,109 --> 00:32:25,108 -OK, bye. 709 00:32:25,110 --> 00:32:28,445 -If it's a Monday, you wanna bring his math stuff with 710 00:32:28,447 --> 00:32:29,079 you-- 711 00:32:29,081 --> 00:32:30,847 -And if it's a Friday, you wanna-- 712 00:32:30,849 --> 00:32:34,518 Did you ever get my sign up paper for Craftacular? 713 00:32:34,520 --> 00:32:35,652 -Oh. 714 00:32:35,654 --> 00:32:36,420 -Because I didn't see your name. 715 00:32:36,422 --> 00:32:37,788 -I'm so sorry. 716 00:32:37,790 --> 00:32:39,456 I'm sorry, I forgot. 717 00:32:39,458 --> 00:32:40,190 -Hi. 718 00:32:40,192 --> 00:32:41,358 Who's this? 719 00:32:41,360 --> 00:32:43,994 -Oh, uh, this is Logan's new nanny. 720 00:32:43,996 --> 00:32:45,062 This is McKenna. 721 00:32:45,064 --> 00:32:47,597 -McKenna, this is Jennie. 722 00:32:47,599 --> 00:32:49,066 -Oh, nice to meet you. 723 00:32:49,068 --> 00:32:50,934 -Wow, you been thinking about going back to work Rach? 724 00:32:50,936 --> 00:32:51,868 -Yeah, thinking about thinking about it. 725 00:32:51,870 --> 00:32:52,636 JENNIE (OFFSCREEN): Great. 726 00:32:52,638 --> 00:32:53,904 Where you from? 727 00:32:53,906 --> 00:32:55,105 -I'm from Chico in Northern California. 728 00:32:55,107 --> 00:32:56,807 -Yeah, I found her through an agency. 729 00:32:56,809 --> 00:33:00,110 -Well, careful, because I am known to steal nannies. 730 00:33:00,112 --> 00:33:01,878 I am a nanny stealer. 731 00:33:01,880 --> 00:33:03,146 Hey. 732 00:33:03,148 --> 00:33:04,581 Do you wanna-- 733 00:33:04,583 --> 00:33:06,984 Do you wanna captain a table at Craftacular, McKenna? 734 00:33:06,986 --> 00:33:09,853 It's, like, a lot of kids doing crafts, raising money 735 00:33:09,855 --> 00:33:11,421 for Jewish women with cancer. 736 00:33:11,423 --> 00:33:15,192 -Jennie, I am so sorry, but I gotta show McKenna where the 737 00:33:15,194 --> 00:33:15,826 dry cleaners is. 738 00:33:15,828 --> 00:33:17,694 It was nice to meet you. 739 00:33:17,696 --> 00:33:18,862 -I'll register. 740 00:33:18,864 --> 00:33:20,197 I promise. 741 00:33:23,401 --> 00:33:25,936 Just like another week, until she gets on her feet. 742 00:33:25,938 --> 00:33:31,274 What exactly do you intend to do for her? 743 00:33:31,276 --> 00:33:33,043 -Help her tell her story. 744 00:33:33,045 --> 00:33:37,080 Maybe I can help her set up a blog. 745 00:33:37,082 --> 00:33:38,949 She and I could co-blog. 746 00:33:38,951 --> 00:33:40,150 -You wanna-- 747 00:33:40,152 --> 00:33:41,952 You wanna blog with her? 748 00:33:41,954 --> 00:33:44,721 A lot of good things have come from blogging. 749 00:33:44,723 --> 00:33:47,824 -Name one good thing that's come from blogging. 750 00:33:47,826 --> 00:33:50,494 -OK, that crunchy kale salad that I made. 751 00:33:50,496 --> 00:33:53,063 That was from someone's blog. 752 00:33:53,065 --> 00:33:55,565 Blogging's amazing. 753 00:33:55,567 --> 00:33:59,202 -So, and we are recording. 754 00:33:59,204 --> 00:34:00,704 OK. 755 00:34:00,706 --> 00:34:02,539 So, we are not sure what this is going to be yet, if this is 756 00:34:02,541 --> 00:34:08,378 gonna be a blog, a co-blog, article, podcast. 757 00:34:08,380 --> 00:34:09,079 We're going to just-- 758 00:34:09,081 --> 00:34:10,347 Who knows? 759 00:34:10,349 --> 00:34:11,515 Keep it loose. 760 00:34:11,517 --> 00:34:12,949 Right now we're just gonna have a-- 761 00:34:12,951 --> 00:34:15,152 just a-- just going to call-- call it a conversation. 762 00:34:15,154 --> 00:34:15,752 -Yeah. 763 00:34:15,754 --> 00:34:17,320 -OK. 764 00:34:17,322 --> 00:34:21,358 You are a sex worker. 765 00:34:21,360 --> 00:34:22,192 -Yes. 766 00:34:22,194 --> 00:34:23,627 I'm a sex worker. 767 00:34:23,629 --> 00:34:28,165 -And you have been, uh, working in sex for how long? 768 00:34:28,167 --> 00:34:29,232 -Two years. 769 00:34:29,234 --> 00:34:30,834 I started when I was 20. 770 00:34:33,805 --> 00:34:36,039 -You told me you were 19. 771 00:34:36,041 --> 00:34:38,475 I tell all my customers that. 772 00:34:38,477 --> 00:34:40,577 It's like, a barely legal thing. 773 00:34:40,579 --> 00:34:43,046 It turns them on. 774 00:34:43,048 --> 00:34:48,318 -What does it mean to see other people as customers? 775 00:34:48,320 --> 00:34:51,088 -Doctors have customers, psychiatrists have customers, 776 00:34:51,090 --> 00:34:53,123 people that work in stores have customers. 777 00:34:53,125 --> 00:34:54,858 A lot of people in this world have customers. 778 00:34:54,860 --> 00:34:56,426 -What if those customers had wives? 779 00:34:56,428 --> 00:34:58,662 -So? 780 00:34:58,664 --> 00:35:00,864 -You didn't feel a sense of responsibility or-- 781 00:35:00,866 --> 00:35:02,099 -No. 782 00:35:02,101 --> 00:35:02,966 -Sisterliness? 783 00:35:02,968 --> 00:35:04,401 -No. 784 00:35:04,403 --> 00:35:05,936 -Compassion? 785 00:35:05,938 --> 00:35:09,139 -Yeah, I feel compassion for a world where men have a way 786 00:35:09,141 --> 00:35:14,611 higher sex drive, and it's a proven fact, and their wives 787 00:35:14,613 --> 00:35:16,847 lose interest in having sex with term. 788 00:35:16,849 --> 00:35:18,982 Yeah, I feel compassion for that. 789 00:35:22,120 --> 00:35:24,454 -Oh my god. 790 00:35:24,456 --> 00:35:26,957 -Thank you for coming home. 791 00:35:26,959 --> 00:35:28,525 -Thank you for calling me home. 792 00:35:30,862 --> 00:35:34,798 This is not at all what I had scheduled for my afternoon. 793 00:35:49,447 --> 00:35:50,447 -Hey. 794 00:35:50,449 --> 00:35:51,214 -What? 795 00:35:51,216 --> 00:35:52,449 -Open your eyes. 796 00:35:52,451 --> 00:35:53,216 -What? 797 00:35:53,218 --> 00:35:54,050 -Do me a favor. 798 00:35:54,052 --> 00:35:55,051 Open your eyes. 799 00:35:55,053 --> 00:35:56,052 Hey. 800 00:35:56,054 --> 00:35:57,053 Hi. 801 00:35:57,055 --> 00:35:59,856 -You wanna try having an eyes open orgasm? 802 00:35:59,858 --> 00:36:01,525 Yeah? 803 00:36:01,527 --> 00:36:02,492 Like this? 804 00:36:02,494 --> 00:36:03,460 -There you are. 805 00:36:03,462 --> 00:36:04,227 -Hey, hello, how are you? 806 00:36:04,229 --> 00:36:06,997 -Hey, long time. 807 00:36:06,999 --> 00:36:08,298 You know what? 808 00:36:08,300 --> 00:36:08,932 Close them. 809 00:36:08,934 --> 00:36:10,367 -I'm sorry. 810 00:36:10,369 --> 00:36:11,067 Just keep them closed. 811 00:36:11,069 --> 00:36:15,906 -Do what you gotta do. 812 00:36:15,908 --> 00:36:17,440 -Sorry. 813 00:36:17,442 --> 00:36:18,909 -Oh, I'm good. 814 00:36:18,911 --> 00:36:22,112 -Yeah. 815 00:36:22,114 --> 00:36:23,446 -I can get back in there. 816 00:36:23,448 --> 00:36:25,182 -No, no, no, no, no, no. 817 00:36:25,184 --> 00:36:25,882 -No? 818 00:36:25,884 --> 00:36:29,853 -Takes a second to get back on the bus. 819 00:36:29,855 --> 00:36:30,554 -Yep. 820 00:36:30,556 --> 00:36:32,489 -Been a while. 821 00:36:32,491 --> 00:36:34,024 Glad we did it though, so. 822 00:36:34,026 --> 00:36:34,991 -Yeah, yeah. 823 00:36:34,993 --> 00:36:36,159 -Nice work. 824 00:36:36,161 --> 00:36:37,627 -Right. 825 00:36:37,629 --> 00:36:43,200 -Um, so, I can when I get back later tonight from work. 826 00:36:43,202 --> 00:36:44,134 Yeah? 827 00:36:44,136 --> 00:36:48,371 -Um, actually, I'm gonna be much later than I thought. 828 00:36:48,373 --> 00:36:49,673 -No worries. 829 00:36:49,675 --> 00:36:50,540 -Because I had to reschedule this conference 830 00:36:50,542 --> 00:36:52,576 call and I have to-- 831 00:36:52,578 --> 00:36:53,577 [phone vibrating] 832 00:36:53,579 --> 00:36:54,611 -Hold on. 833 00:36:54,613 --> 00:36:55,545 Someone's calling me right now. 834 00:36:55,547 --> 00:36:56,246 Hello? 835 00:36:56,248 --> 00:36:57,147 Yeah, hey. 836 00:36:57,149 --> 00:36:58,148 This is Jeff. 837 00:36:58,150 --> 00:37:01,051 If they're still on the call, I need you to patch me through 838 00:37:01,053 --> 00:37:02,385 right away. 839 00:37:21,339 --> 00:37:23,340 --We're running late, honey. 840 00:37:23,342 --> 00:37:25,308 -My legs are stuck. 841 00:37:25,310 --> 00:37:27,310 -Logan. 842 00:37:27,312 --> 00:37:28,979 Logan, you have to help me. 843 00:37:28,981 --> 00:37:31,014 -Flex your legs. 844 00:37:31,016 --> 00:37:32,349 Let go. 845 00:37:37,255 --> 00:37:39,089 [knocking] 846 00:37:39,091 --> 00:37:40,423 -Mhmm. 847 00:37:42,126 --> 00:37:43,960 MCKENNA (OFFSCREEN): Hi. 848 00:37:43,962 --> 00:37:46,763 MCKENNA (OFFSCREEN): Jeff said that you were sick. 849 00:37:46,765 --> 00:37:49,199 -Oh, I feel Shit City. 850 00:37:49,201 --> 00:37:50,834 I'm all right, I think. 851 00:37:50,836 --> 00:37:52,636 -You know your body's not gonna heal 852 00:37:52,638 --> 00:37:54,304 if you mind's tweaking. 853 00:37:54,306 --> 00:37:55,071 -I'm not-- 854 00:37:55,073 --> 00:37:56,473 No, wait, I-- 855 00:37:56,475 --> 00:37:58,041 McKenna, I have to reach out. 856 00:37:58,043 --> 00:37:59,743 I have to reach out to hot dog vendors for this Craftacular 857 00:37:59,745 --> 00:38:02,012 or Jennie is going to kill me. 858 00:38:02,014 --> 00:38:03,113 MCKENNA (OFFSCREEN): Do you have any of 859 00:38:03,115 --> 00:38:04,281 that menthol rub stuff? 860 00:38:04,283 --> 00:38:05,315 Do you know what I'm talking about? 861 00:38:08,185 --> 00:38:09,452 -McKenna, I'm fine. 862 00:38:09,454 --> 00:38:10,420 -Ah, ah, ah. 863 00:38:10,422 --> 00:38:11,688 You do have it. 864 00:38:11,690 --> 00:38:13,323 -McKenna, I don't need anything. 865 00:38:13,325 --> 00:38:14,858 -Do you have a sock? 866 00:38:14,860 --> 00:38:16,459 -Can I use these? 867 00:38:16,461 --> 00:38:17,494 -I mean, those are gross. 868 00:38:17,496 --> 00:38:18,261 I don't know what you're even. 869 00:38:18,263 --> 00:38:19,296 -Smells fine. 870 00:38:19,298 --> 00:38:19,929 -You don't have to do anything. 871 00:38:19,931 --> 00:38:21,097 -OK. 872 00:38:21,099 --> 00:38:22,699 -I don't even-- 873 00:38:22,701 --> 00:38:25,068 -Give me your foot. 874 00:38:25,070 --> 00:38:26,336 -Again, honey. 875 00:38:26,338 --> 00:38:29,072 Please, I am total-- 876 00:38:29,074 --> 00:38:30,407 -Put it down. 877 00:38:30,409 --> 00:38:32,275 -I am fine. 878 00:38:32,277 --> 00:38:33,043 Lay down. 879 00:38:33,045 --> 00:38:34,477 -Lady. 880 00:38:34,479 --> 00:38:36,446 I am fine. 881 00:38:36,448 --> 00:38:37,580 -OK? 882 00:38:37,582 --> 00:38:39,082 Just pause. 883 00:38:42,353 --> 00:38:43,887 OK. 884 00:39:00,504 --> 00:39:02,439 My grandma used to do this to me and my cousins 885 00:39:02,441 --> 00:39:04,107 when we were sick. 886 00:39:04,109 --> 00:39:05,241 RACHEL (OFFSCREEN): Grandma. 887 00:39:05,243 --> 00:39:06,509 -Yeah. 888 00:39:06,511 --> 00:39:08,044 Grandma Ninny. 889 00:39:16,120 --> 00:39:18,088 -Did you say Ninny? 890 00:39:18,090 --> 00:39:19,089 -Mhmm. 891 00:39:19,091 --> 00:39:20,457 My mom's mom. 892 00:39:20,459 --> 00:39:22,859 I lived with her a lot. 893 00:39:22,861 --> 00:39:25,762 You have to keep your feet warm. 894 00:39:28,799 --> 00:39:31,101 -You do not have to do this. 895 00:39:33,938 --> 00:39:35,271 -Makes me happy. 896 00:39:59,897 --> 00:40:02,165 I can feel in your feet where you're blocked. 897 00:40:04,702 --> 00:40:06,236 In your right hip. 898 00:40:09,473 --> 00:40:12,041 We'll just shake it out. 899 00:40:12,043 --> 00:40:13,376 OK. 900 00:40:15,780 --> 00:40:18,481 Just shake it out a little. 901 00:40:29,059 --> 00:40:33,329 Oh yeah, it's really right in here. 902 00:40:36,167 --> 00:40:39,536 [whispers] 903 00:40:39,538 --> 00:40:41,070 OK. 904 00:40:43,574 --> 00:40:45,375 Can I open this? 905 00:40:48,813 --> 00:40:49,612 -Um. 906 00:40:49,614 --> 00:40:51,347 I'm not wearing a bra. 907 00:41:24,315 --> 00:41:25,849 -Just breathe. 908 00:41:34,258 --> 00:41:44,467 [heavy breathing] 909 00:41:44,469 --> 00:41:53,943 [heavy breathing] 910 00:42:30,347 --> 00:42:33,316 -Hey, cute dress. 911 00:42:33,318 --> 00:42:34,183 -Thanks. 912 00:42:34,185 --> 00:42:36,119 -You look so pretty. 913 00:42:36,121 --> 00:42:37,453 Where you going? 914 00:42:43,227 --> 00:42:46,996 -Do you really wanna know? 915 00:42:46,998 --> 00:42:48,798 -Of course. 916 00:42:48,800 --> 00:42:51,401 -I'm going to play with Jack. 917 00:42:51,403 --> 00:42:52,835 -Oh, is that the-- 918 00:42:52,837 --> 00:42:54,504 Is that the Paypal one, or the-- 919 00:42:54,506 --> 00:42:55,305 MCKENNA (OFFSCREEN): No, he's the other one. 920 00:42:55,307 --> 00:42:56,272 -Oh, the nice one. 921 00:42:56,274 --> 00:42:56,973 MCKENNA (OFFSCREEN): Mhmm. 922 00:42:56,975 --> 00:42:59,142 -Oh, good. 923 00:42:59,144 --> 00:43:00,410 OK. 924 00:43:03,882 --> 00:43:06,583 Are you sure you wanna go? 925 00:43:06,585 --> 00:43:08,151 -Yeah, my mom called. 926 00:43:08,153 --> 00:43:11,854 Um, she's getting evicted, so I need to make her some cash. 927 00:43:11,856 --> 00:43:14,624 -But I mean, if you-- 928 00:43:14,626 --> 00:43:16,259 I you want me to pay you instead of the room. 929 00:43:16,261 --> 00:43:19,963 I make $250 an hour. 930 00:43:19,965 --> 00:43:22,298 -OK, well I know you're not asking for my permission, so. 931 00:43:24,868 --> 00:43:25,868 OK, bye. 932 00:43:25,870 --> 00:43:27,003 -Bye. 933 00:43:27,005 --> 00:43:28,338 -See ya. 934 00:43:33,210 --> 00:43:34,544 Do you need a ride? 935 00:43:40,117 --> 00:43:41,451 OK. 936 00:43:45,022 --> 00:43:47,757 OK. 937 00:43:47,759 --> 00:43:49,959 Are you sure you don't need a ride home? 938 00:43:49,961 --> 00:43:51,961 He always calls me a cab. 939 00:43:51,963 --> 00:43:53,596 -Oh. 940 00:43:53,598 --> 00:43:55,131 MCKENNA (OFFSCREEN): Thank you. 941 00:43:58,202 --> 00:43:59,202 Bye. 942 00:43:59,204 --> 00:44:00,470 -Bye. 943 00:44:02,506 --> 00:44:04,040 -Hi Willy. 944 00:44:16,754 --> 00:44:18,421 RACHEL (OFFSCREEN): Are you kicking the table? 945 00:44:18,423 --> 00:44:19,389 LOGAN (OFFSCREEN): Mhmm. 946 00:44:19,391 --> 00:44:20,123 -Stop. 947 00:44:20,125 --> 00:44:22,325 It's rude. 948 00:44:22,327 --> 00:44:23,860 Thank you. 949 00:44:25,663 --> 00:44:27,563 The road to dessert is paved with chicken, sir. 950 00:44:27,565 --> 00:44:28,965 -That's right. 951 00:44:28,967 --> 00:44:30,667 I really want dessert. 952 00:44:30,669 --> 00:44:31,668 -And you're gonna get some. 953 00:44:31,670 --> 00:44:33,002 -Stop kicking the the table. 954 00:44:33,004 --> 00:44:34,404 -The road to dessert is also paved with beef. 955 00:44:34,406 --> 00:44:35,271 Come on. 956 00:44:35,273 --> 00:44:37,473 [door opening] 957 00:44:37,475 --> 00:44:39,342 -There she is. 958 00:44:39,344 --> 00:44:40,243 -McKenna, you hungry? 959 00:44:40,245 --> 00:44:41,477 Plenty of food. 960 00:44:41,479 --> 00:44:42,879 MCKENNA (OFFSCREEN): Uh, no thanks. 961 00:44:42,881 --> 00:44:45,081 I'm gonna go straight to bed. 962 00:44:45,083 --> 00:44:46,082 Good night! 963 00:44:46,084 --> 00:44:47,784 -OK, sleep tight. 964 00:45:05,369 --> 00:45:06,369 -Finally. 965 00:45:06,371 --> 00:45:09,305 Oh my god, wow. 966 00:45:09,307 --> 00:45:10,206 Look at you. 967 00:45:10,208 --> 00:45:10,973 You look unbelievable. 968 00:45:10,975 --> 00:45:12,075 -Hey baby. 969 00:45:12,077 --> 00:45:13,409 Look what you did. 970 00:45:13,411 --> 00:45:14,110 I'm proud. 971 00:45:14,112 --> 00:45:15,378 -You did so good. 972 00:45:15,380 --> 00:45:16,012 -Wow. 973 00:45:16,014 --> 00:45:17,880 I'm so proud of you. 974 00:45:17,882 --> 00:45:20,616 -Take it easy Horn Dog McCrosby. 975 00:45:20,618 --> 00:45:22,051 Look, Rachel's got her boobies out. 976 00:45:22,053 --> 00:45:23,986 -What the what, Rachel? 977 00:45:23,988 --> 00:45:25,588 -Come over here. 978 00:45:25,590 --> 00:45:26,322 Make a little Matty sandwich. 979 00:45:26,324 --> 00:45:27,090 -OK. 980 00:45:27,092 --> 00:45:28,291 -Hold on. 981 00:45:28,293 --> 00:45:29,058 Everybody. 982 00:45:29,060 --> 00:45:30,927 -All right, we gotta go. 983 00:45:30,929 --> 00:45:31,794 -All right, where's your mansicle? 984 00:45:31,796 --> 00:45:32,562 -Uh, you mean Jeff? 985 00:45:32,564 --> 00:45:33,796 He's over there. 986 00:45:33,798 --> 00:45:34,831 -Sup Jeff Boyardee? 987 00:45:34,833 --> 00:45:35,531 JENNIE (OFFSCREEN): This way. 988 00:45:35,533 --> 00:45:36,232 This way. 989 00:45:36,234 --> 00:45:36,866 Excuse me. 990 00:45:36,868 --> 00:45:38,134 -Yeah? 991 00:45:38,136 --> 00:45:38,968 -Don't freak out. 992 00:45:38,970 --> 00:45:40,603 OK. 993 00:45:40,605 --> 00:45:41,637 Get a bracelet on this one. 994 00:45:41,639 --> 00:45:43,206 -Oh, yep. 995 00:45:43,208 --> 00:45:46,109 -And, uh, I don't mean to be unkind, you guys, but I sweat, 996 00:45:46,111 --> 00:45:49,011 if I see anybody walking around without a bracelet, I'm 997 00:45:49,013 --> 00:45:50,413 gonna shit myself. 998 00:45:50,415 --> 00:45:51,814 -Yeah, I-- 999 00:45:51,816 --> 00:45:53,082 I'm really sorry about what happened last year. 1000 00:45:53,084 --> 00:45:54,150 -No, don't even worry about it, because 1001 00:45:54,152 --> 00:45:56,519 Actually, that was completely your fault, but I'm 1002 00:45:56,521 --> 00:45:57,987 totally over it. 1003 00:45:57,989 --> 00:45:59,956 All right, I want you here with Amanda, and just figure 1004 00:45:59,958 --> 00:46:02,325 out between the two of you who's gonna do bracelets, 1005 00:46:02,327 --> 00:46:03,559 who's gonna take credit cards. 1006 00:46:03,561 --> 00:46:04,694 -Uh, I'm-- 1007 00:46:04,696 --> 00:46:06,229 I'm doing hot dogs with Stephanie. 1008 00:46:06,231 --> 00:46:08,931 -Oh, honey, all due respect, you kinda dropped the ball on 1009 00:46:08,933 --> 00:46:12,301 the hot dogs, so I gave it to Alisa. 1010 00:46:12,303 --> 00:46:13,603 Sorry, I-- 1011 00:46:13,605 --> 00:46:15,104 I need to borrow my husband for one second. 1012 00:46:15,106 --> 00:46:15,938 I'm so sorry. 1013 00:46:15,940 --> 00:46:16,606 -What? 1014 00:46:16,608 --> 00:46:17,340 -You're leaving? 1015 00:46:17,342 --> 00:46:18,074 -Yeah. 1016 00:46:18,076 --> 00:46:20,443 -Because that's how it works. 1017 00:46:20,445 --> 00:46:22,211 The women tell the men where to set up the folding table, 1018 00:46:22,213 --> 00:46:24,213 and the men set up the folding table so men are free to go. 1019 00:46:24,215 --> 00:46:25,214 -That's gross. 1020 00:46:25,216 --> 00:46:26,582 -Just hang with Steph, OK? 1021 00:46:26,584 --> 00:46:28,151 Talk shit about the moms. 1022 00:46:28,153 --> 00:46:29,152 You guys'll have fun. 1023 00:46:29,154 --> 00:46:30,019 -I'm off of hot dogs. 1024 00:46:30,021 --> 00:46:33,723 -You don't get to make fun of me and go surfing. 1025 00:46:33,725 --> 00:46:35,124 I'm with fucking kosher Amanda. 1026 00:46:35,126 --> 00:46:38,227 This is fucking kosher Amanda's face all the time. 1027 00:46:38,229 --> 00:46:39,061 -You're right. 1028 00:46:39,063 --> 00:46:39,962 That is her face. 1029 00:46:39,964 --> 00:46:41,364 -Yeah. 1030 00:46:41,366 --> 00:46:42,131 -That's her resting face. 1031 00:46:42,133 --> 00:46:43,666 That is her face. 1032 00:46:43,668 --> 00:46:44,634 -This is her baseline. 1033 00:46:44,636 --> 00:46:46,002 -I wanna see how it feels. 1034 00:46:46,004 --> 00:46:47,069 Huh, this is how it feels to be kosher Amanda. 1035 00:46:47,071 --> 00:46:48,538 -Mm-mm. 1036 00:46:48,540 --> 00:46:49,705 -All right, I'm going surfing. 1037 00:46:49,707 --> 00:46:50,406 -I can't believe you're leaving me. 1038 00:46:50,408 --> 00:46:51,374 -Bye. 1039 00:46:51,376 --> 00:46:52,909 It's not fair, Jeff. 1040 00:47:16,967 --> 00:47:17,934 -Seriously, I'm-- 1041 00:47:17,936 --> 00:47:20,269 I'm doing it. 1042 00:47:20,271 --> 00:47:21,304 Whoa. 1043 00:47:21,306 --> 00:47:22,638 Last night, we're going crazy. 1044 00:47:22,640 --> 00:47:23,606 MAN (OFFSCREEN): Go, go go! 1045 00:47:23,608 --> 00:47:25,308 Go, go, go, go, go! 1046 00:47:36,286 --> 00:47:38,487 -Can Logan go home with Owen? 1047 00:47:38,489 --> 00:47:39,488 JENNIE (OFFSCREEN): Well, yeah. 1048 00:47:39,490 --> 00:47:40,623 -I know, I'm sorry you guys. 1049 00:47:40,625 --> 00:47:42,458 -Of course, I hope you feel better. 1050 00:47:42,460 --> 00:47:43,259 -Awful cramps. 1051 00:47:43,261 --> 00:47:44,327 OK. 1052 00:47:44,329 --> 00:47:45,228 MAN (OFFSCREEN): Paddle, paddle, 1053 00:47:45,230 --> 00:47:46,128 paddle, paddle, paddle. 1054 00:47:46,130 --> 00:47:48,231 MAN (OFFSCREEN): Hop up, hop up! 1055 00:47:48,233 --> 00:47:48,998 MAN (OFFSCREEN): [inaudible]! 1056 00:47:49,000 --> 00:47:51,000 -Jefferey! 1057 00:47:51,002 --> 00:47:52,001 Super stud! 1058 00:47:52,003 --> 00:47:53,803 Yeah yeah! 1059 00:47:53,805 --> 00:47:55,338 RACHEL (OFFSCREEN): McKenna? 1060 00:47:57,809 --> 00:47:59,575 -Going to Jack's? 1061 00:47:59,577 --> 00:48:00,409 -Yeah. 1062 00:48:00,411 --> 00:48:02,211 -I'm coming with you. 1063 00:48:21,632 --> 00:48:23,633 -Can I check those? 1064 00:48:23,635 --> 00:48:25,601 -Why is that weird? 1065 00:48:25,603 --> 00:48:29,171 -How come no one believes in us? 1066 00:48:29,173 --> 00:48:30,673 -I believe in us. 1067 00:48:30,675 --> 00:48:32,375 -If we don't believe in us, who's gonna believe in us? 1068 00:48:32,377 --> 00:48:33,409 -Yeah, come on, Craig. 1069 00:48:33,411 --> 00:48:34,243 -Is that the name of our band? 1070 00:48:34,245 --> 00:48:35,077 We Believe in Us? 1071 00:48:35,079 --> 00:48:37,613 -How about just Dadz, with a Z on the end. 1072 00:48:37,615 --> 00:48:39,982 Surf Godz with a Z. I don't care Want. 1073 00:48:39,984 --> 00:48:41,350 I just want a Z to be somewhere in the 1074 00:48:41,352 --> 00:48:43,085 title of the band name. 1075 00:49:02,506 --> 00:49:10,780 [croaking] 1076 00:49:19,756 --> 00:49:21,357 -Oh, I need a new name. 1077 00:49:21,359 --> 00:49:22,525 -Oh, yeah. 1078 00:49:22,527 --> 00:49:23,159 -Right? 1079 00:49:23,161 --> 00:49:23,893 -Mhmm. 1080 00:49:23,895 --> 00:49:24,760 -Sophia? 1081 00:49:24,762 --> 00:49:25,895 -Again? 1082 00:49:25,897 --> 00:49:28,197 Oh my god. 1083 00:49:28,199 --> 00:49:29,365 Cassidy? 1084 00:49:29,367 --> 00:49:32,034 -No. 1085 00:49:32,036 --> 00:49:33,502 -Ariel? 1086 00:49:33,504 --> 00:49:35,504 -No. 1087 00:49:35,506 --> 00:49:37,506 -Samantha? 1088 00:49:37,508 --> 00:49:41,544 Um, Shelly? 1089 00:49:41,546 --> 00:49:43,112 -Maybe. 1090 00:49:43,114 --> 00:49:44,447 -Shelly. 1091 00:49:50,354 --> 00:49:53,289 [knocking] 1092 00:49:53,291 --> 00:49:54,824 MAN (OFFSCREEN): Coming. 1093 00:49:57,027 --> 00:49:58,361 Hey, baby. 1094 00:49:58,363 --> 00:49:59,895 -Hi. 1095 00:50:10,875 --> 00:50:12,241 -Hey. 1096 00:50:12,243 --> 00:50:14,410 -How are you? 1097 00:50:14,412 --> 00:50:16,445 -Good, how are you? 1098 00:50:16,447 --> 00:50:17,413 -I'm really good. 1099 00:50:17,415 --> 00:50:20,182 And, uh, this is my friend. 1100 00:50:20,184 --> 00:50:21,117 -Savannah. 1101 00:50:21,119 --> 00:50:22,985 -Savannah. 1102 00:50:22,987 --> 00:50:25,021 -Hi Savannah. 1103 00:50:25,023 --> 00:50:26,355 -Hi. 1104 00:50:29,226 --> 00:50:31,193 -Can I take your coat? 1105 00:50:31,195 --> 00:50:32,161 -Oh, please. 1106 00:50:32,163 --> 00:50:34,463 Uh, thank you. 1107 00:50:34,465 --> 00:50:36,032 -Wow. 1108 00:50:36,034 --> 00:50:37,366 You're beautiful. 1109 00:50:39,770 --> 00:50:41,370 May I get you a drink. 1110 00:50:41,372 --> 00:50:43,339 -Uh, yes, thank you. 1111 00:50:43,341 --> 00:50:43,973 -Scotch. 1112 00:50:43,975 --> 00:50:45,274 -Yes. 1113 00:50:59,523 --> 00:51:01,424 -Here you go. 1114 00:51:01,426 --> 00:51:02,992 -Thank you. 1115 00:51:02,994 --> 00:51:06,328 -Yeah. 1116 00:51:06,330 --> 00:51:08,431 Savannah, there's no pressure. 1117 00:51:08,433 --> 00:51:12,334 McKenna told me you wanted to, um, share the experience, and 1118 00:51:12,336 --> 00:51:14,670 I, uh, I really admire that. 1119 00:51:14,672 --> 00:51:16,772 -Oh, thank you. 1120 00:51:16,774 --> 00:51:20,643 -I'd really love for you to just watch. 1121 00:51:20,645 --> 00:51:22,178 -Great, that's what I'll-- 1122 00:51:22,180 --> 00:51:23,446 That's what I'll do. 1123 00:51:23,448 --> 00:51:25,481 -Totally get me off. 1124 00:51:25,483 --> 00:51:27,049 Um. 1125 00:51:27,051 --> 00:51:30,086 And, if, at any time, you feel uncomfortable, then you just 1126 00:51:30,088 --> 00:51:32,788 come on out here and, you know, sit down and chill. 1127 00:51:32,790 --> 00:51:36,492 -So, this won't be happening in this space, then? 1128 00:51:36,494 --> 00:51:39,528 It's gonna be somewhere else? 1129 00:51:39,530 --> 00:51:40,496 Or is-- is it thi-- 1130 00:51:40,498 --> 00:51:41,697 Is this where it happens? 1131 00:51:41,699 --> 00:51:42,898 -She's cute. 1132 00:51:42,900 --> 00:51:44,300 You told me she's cute, but she's cute. 1133 00:51:44,302 --> 00:51:46,302 You're cute. 1134 00:51:46,304 --> 00:51:47,269 No. 1135 00:51:47,271 --> 00:51:48,404 It happens in the bedroom. 1136 00:51:48,406 --> 00:51:49,472 -Ah, of course. 1137 00:51:49,474 --> 00:51:50,873 -May I show you the bedroom? 1138 00:51:50,875 --> 00:51:52,007 -Oh, you don't have to. 1139 00:51:52,009 --> 00:51:52,908 I mean-- 1140 00:51:52,910 --> 00:51:57,179 whatever you guys normally-- 1141 00:51:57,181 --> 00:51:58,047 You know. 1142 00:51:58,049 --> 00:51:59,281 Whatever. 1143 00:51:59,283 --> 00:52:00,082 You know. 1144 00:52:00,084 --> 00:52:01,984 you go-- 1145 00:52:01,986 --> 00:52:04,253 MCKENNA (OFFSCREEN): Why don't you just come sit down? 1146 00:52:04,255 --> 00:52:05,387 -She's sweet. 1147 00:52:05,389 --> 00:52:07,656 Give some of this to your friend. 1148 00:52:07,658 --> 00:52:10,593 -Thank you. 1149 00:52:10,595 --> 00:52:12,194 JACK (OFFSCREEN): I think it's time for bedroom. 1150 00:52:12,196 --> 00:52:13,395 MCKENNA (OFFSCREEN): Let's go. 1151 00:52:13,397 --> 00:52:13,996 JACK (OFFSCREEN): Come on, let's go. 1152 00:52:13,998 --> 00:52:15,297 -OK. 1153 00:52:15,299 --> 00:52:16,832 You ready, Savannah? 1154 00:52:20,237 --> 00:52:21,470 -Yeah. 1155 00:52:21,472 --> 00:52:23,105 MCKENNA (OFFSCREEN): OK, let's go. 1156 00:52:25,609 --> 00:52:27,476 -Get me hard. 1157 00:52:27,478 --> 00:52:28,444 -I will. 1158 00:52:28,446 --> 00:52:30,479 I will. 1159 00:52:30,481 --> 00:52:32,481 You know that I will. 1160 00:52:36,253 --> 00:52:39,421 -Sitting on this chaise lounge. 1161 00:52:39,423 --> 00:52:40,389 Beautiful. 1162 00:52:40,391 --> 00:52:41,624 JACK (OFFSCREEN): Oh yeah. 1163 00:52:41,626 --> 00:52:43,125 MCKENNA (OFFSCREEN): Mm. 1164 00:52:47,697 --> 00:52:49,131 -Oh, I'm sorry, one more question. 1165 00:52:49,133 --> 00:52:51,600 Sorry, I didn't mean to put a damper on anything. 1166 00:52:51,602 --> 00:52:52,368 -You're not. 1167 00:52:52,370 --> 00:52:53,636 -OK, good. 1168 00:52:53,638 --> 00:52:54,770 I just was, uh, wondering how long these 1169 00:52:54,772 --> 00:52:56,805 sessions usually last. 1170 00:52:56,807 --> 00:52:58,340 -Uh, like about an hour, right Jack? 1171 00:52:58,342 --> 00:52:59,642 -Yeah, about an hour. 1172 00:52:59,644 --> 00:53:00,543 -Oh, well great. 1173 00:53:00,545 --> 00:53:01,877 Good. 1174 00:53:01,879 --> 00:53:02,645 Don't have to make a phone call. 1175 00:53:02,647 --> 00:53:03,279 So, I'm good. 1176 00:53:03,281 --> 00:53:03,979 Great. 1177 00:53:03,981 --> 00:53:05,481 Wonderful. 1178 00:53:05,483 --> 00:53:07,149 Go about your business. 1179 00:53:07,151 --> 00:53:11,020 I'll shut up now. 1180 00:53:11,022 --> 00:53:11,820 -Oh yeah. 1181 00:53:11,822 --> 00:53:13,822 Can you see, Savannah? 1182 00:53:13,824 --> 00:53:15,457 Yes, I'm fine. 1183 00:53:15,459 --> 00:53:16,392 I'm fine. 1184 00:53:16,394 --> 00:53:17,860 -Yeah? 1185 00:53:17,862 --> 00:53:19,261 MCKENNA (OFFSCREEN): Oh my god, you're getting so hard. 1186 00:53:19,263 --> 00:53:20,529 -Fuck yeah, I am getting-- 1187 00:53:20,531 --> 00:53:21,664 MCKENNA (OFFSCREEN): Baby! 1188 00:53:21,666 --> 00:53:22,431 -Are you sure you can see, honey? 1189 00:53:22,433 --> 00:53:23,399 -Mm-hm. 1190 00:53:23,401 --> 00:53:25,534 -Oh yeah, that's it. 1191 00:53:25,536 --> 00:53:27,336 I want you to see me. 1192 00:53:27,338 --> 00:53:29,672 RACHEL (OFFSCREEN): I do. 1193 00:53:29,674 --> 00:53:34,176 -I don't think you can. 1194 00:53:34,178 --> 00:53:36,512 [laughing] 1195 00:53:36,514 --> 00:53:37,546 JACK (OFFSCREEN): Come to daddy. 1196 00:53:37,548 --> 00:53:41,116 -I'm coming! 1197 00:53:41,118 --> 00:53:43,118 Hey. 1198 00:53:43,120 --> 00:53:45,120 JACK (OFFSCREEN): Oh yeah. 1199 00:53:45,122 --> 00:53:46,522 -Yeah? 1200 00:53:46,524 --> 00:53:47,523 -Look at this, Savannah. 1201 00:53:47,525 --> 00:53:49,058 Take it in. 1202 00:53:51,494 --> 00:53:55,497 [moaning] 1203 00:53:55,499 --> 00:53:58,500 -Savannah, can you take my hand? 1204 00:53:58,502 --> 00:53:59,969 Come here. 1205 00:54:04,007 --> 00:54:14,216 [moaning] 1206 00:54:14,218 --> 00:54:21,290 [moaning] 1207 00:54:21,292 --> 00:54:23,859 -Oh, yeah. 1208 00:54:23,861 --> 00:54:34,069 [moaning] 1209 00:54:34,071 --> 00:54:41,844 [moaning] 1210 00:54:52,422 --> 00:54:53,389 -Are you OK? 1211 00:54:53,391 --> 00:54:54,290 -Yeah. 1212 00:54:54,292 --> 00:54:55,758 I think we should go. 1213 00:54:55,760 --> 00:54:56,659 -Well, let me give you your cash. 1214 00:54:56,661 --> 00:54:58,193 -No, I don't want it. 1215 00:55:32,729 --> 00:55:35,297 JEFF (OFFSCREEN): Babe? 1216 00:55:35,299 --> 00:55:36,231 -Yeah? 1217 00:55:36,233 --> 00:55:38,233 JEFF (OFFSCREEN): Hey. 1218 00:55:38,235 --> 00:55:39,768 Guess what? 1219 00:55:41,571 --> 00:55:44,640 JEFF (OFFSCREEN): I got up. 1220 00:55:44,642 --> 00:55:46,608 -What are you talking about? 1221 00:55:46,610 --> 00:55:47,609 JEFF (OFFSCREEN): I stood up. 1222 00:55:47,611 --> 00:55:48,610 I got up. 1223 00:55:48,612 --> 00:55:51,313 Your husband is a surfer. 1224 00:55:56,152 --> 00:55:57,486 OK. 1225 00:56:01,458 --> 00:56:04,360 What are you wearing? 1226 00:56:04,362 --> 00:56:05,327 What is this outfit? 1227 00:56:05,329 --> 00:56:06,495 What-- 1228 00:56:06,497 --> 00:56:08,097 why do you have all this makeup on? 1229 00:56:08,099 --> 00:56:12,601 -Um, after Craftacular, I went to Nordstrom's. 1230 00:56:12,603 --> 00:56:15,270 I let a very aggressive sales lady do my makeup. 1231 00:56:15,272 --> 00:56:16,038 -Huh. 1232 00:56:16,040 --> 00:56:17,239 Where's Logan? 1233 00:56:17,241 --> 00:56:19,775 -Jennie's playing with him. 1234 00:56:19,777 --> 00:56:21,543 -OK. 1235 00:56:21,545 --> 00:56:23,078 You look like someone else. 1236 00:56:55,178 --> 00:56:56,512 Get in bed. 1237 00:57:00,450 --> 00:57:06,121 [moaning] 1238 00:57:09,726 --> 00:57:12,928 -Make sure you give your brother a turn. 1239 00:57:12,930 --> 00:57:14,363 Mazels, buddy. 1240 00:57:14,365 --> 00:57:15,097 Tremendous spread. 1241 00:57:15,099 --> 00:57:16,632 -Let's do it here. 1242 00:57:16,634 --> 00:57:17,266 Makes life much easier. 1243 00:57:17,268 --> 00:57:18,167 -Hey. 1244 00:57:18,169 --> 00:57:19,401 Sorry, I just woke up. 1245 00:57:19,403 --> 00:57:20,636 Sorry, I passed out. 1246 00:57:20,638 --> 00:57:22,371 What are all these people doing here? 1247 00:57:22,373 --> 00:57:23,172 -What are you talking about? 1248 00:57:23,174 --> 00:57:24,373 It's brunch. 1249 00:57:24,375 --> 00:57:25,340 I told you I was going to get bagels. 1250 00:57:25,342 --> 00:57:26,442 -Do we have Half N' Half? 1251 00:57:26,444 --> 00:57:27,543 -I-- no, I don't know. 1252 00:57:27,545 --> 00:57:28,577 It's fine. 1253 00:57:28,579 --> 00:57:29,645 Everyone's having a good time. 1254 00:57:29,647 --> 00:57:30,879 -Hi, ladies. 1255 00:57:30,881 --> 00:57:32,114 -Hi. 1256 00:57:32,116 --> 00:57:33,115 -What's going on? 1257 00:57:33,117 --> 00:57:34,116 -You are a mess. 1258 00:57:34,118 --> 00:57:35,484 What's happening? 1259 00:57:35,486 --> 00:57:37,152 -Did you just wake up? 1260 00:57:37,154 --> 00:57:38,921 -Everyone's seeing things under here. 1261 00:57:38,923 --> 00:57:41,490 -Anyone tell you we were coming here today? 1262 00:57:41,492 --> 00:57:44,126 -I totally blanked on it. 1263 00:57:44,128 --> 00:57:45,194 -Oh, no. 1264 00:57:45,196 --> 00:57:46,728 -I've got to make my leave. 1265 00:57:46,730 --> 00:57:49,064 You sure Mason has growing foods? 1266 00:57:49,066 --> 00:57:50,499 -I've got to go set up for Women and Wine. 1267 00:57:50,501 --> 00:57:51,500 -OK. 1268 00:57:51,502 --> 00:57:53,035 -Women and Wine is tonight? 1269 00:57:53,037 --> 00:57:54,837 -The men are playing poker, and Logan can go to Meredith's 1270 00:57:54,839 --> 00:57:56,371 to be with the boys if he wants. 1271 00:57:56,373 --> 00:57:59,608 -Oh, can McKenna come watch the girls, just like, sit with 1272 00:57:59,610 --> 00:58:02,044 them over at that, uh, Amanda's? 1273 00:58:02,046 --> 00:58:03,011 McKenna! 1274 00:58:03,013 --> 00:58:05,848 Do you-- do you-- do you have plans tonight? 1275 00:58:05,850 --> 00:58:08,016 Like, do you want to come hang out with like, four really 1276 00:58:08,018 --> 00:58:10,452 cute girls, do a bunch of dress up? 1277 00:58:10,454 --> 00:58:12,254 It'd be so fun. 1278 00:58:12,256 --> 00:58:12,888 -Sure. 1279 00:58:12,890 --> 00:58:14,456 -I can do it. 1280 00:58:14,458 --> 00:58:15,591 I can, don't worry about it. 1281 00:58:15,593 --> 00:58:16,358 I will actually-- you know what? 1282 00:58:16,360 --> 00:58:17,226 I'll just call-- 1283 00:58:17,228 --> 00:58:18,126 -No, no, it's fine. 1284 00:58:18,128 --> 00:58:18,994 I had no plans tonight. 1285 00:58:18,996 --> 00:58:21,063 -Oh, I love you. 1286 00:58:21,065 --> 00:58:22,364 OK, good. 1287 00:58:22,366 --> 00:58:23,332 -See you later. 1288 00:58:23,334 --> 00:58:24,800 -Can we just do that? 1289 00:58:24,802 --> 00:58:26,235 No, it's a great idea. 1290 00:58:26,237 --> 00:58:27,002 -Yeah, yeah. 1291 00:58:27,004 --> 00:58:28,403 -All right, I'm out of here. 1292 00:58:32,575 --> 00:58:35,477 -I don't want McKenna to sit the girls tonight. 1293 00:58:35,479 --> 00:58:36,812 -What? 1294 00:58:36,814 --> 00:58:38,881 -I don't want McKenna to sit the girls tonight. 1295 00:58:47,023 --> 00:58:49,391 Could you tell her it's not gonna work out, or you found 1296 00:58:49,393 --> 00:58:50,092 somebody else? 1297 00:58:50,094 --> 00:58:53,395 -You want me to tell her? 1298 00:58:53,397 --> 00:58:56,265 -Yes. 1299 00:58:56,267 --> 00:58:57,966 I don't want to. 1300 00:58:57,968 --> 00:58:58,634 -Well, wha-- 1301 00:58:58,636 --> 00:58:59,768 I don't-- 1302 00:58:59,770 --> 00:59:01,603 -Just be my friend and tell her. 1303 00:59:01,605 --> 00:59:03,138 -Here you go. 1304 00:59:10,613 --> 00:59:12,814 [knocking on door] 1305 00:59:12,816 --> 00:59:14,349 Come in. 1306 00:59:16,820 --> 00:59:21,757 Jennie called, and Meredith found someone to watch the 1307 00:59:21,759 --> 00:59:25,794 girls, so you're off the hook for tonight. 1308 00:59:25,796 --> 00:59:27,763 -Why? 1309 00:59:27,765 --> 00:59:32,968 Honestly Rachel and I were talking, and, I don't know. 1310 00:59:32,970 --> 00:59:34,269 She's just a little uncomfortable 1311 00:59:34,271 --> 00:59:37,272 with the whole thing. 1312 00:59:37,274 --> 00:59:38,807 -Rachel is uncomfortable? 1313 00:59:38,809 --> 00:59:40,142 -Yeah. 1314 00:59:41,878 --> 00:59:45,747 The girls are, um, really young, you know? 1315 00:59:45,749 --> 00:59:49,217 Two of them are in preschool, so-- 1316 00:59:49,219 --> 00:59:51,119 -Yeah. 1317 00:59:51,121 --> 00:59:52,354 Logan's in preschool. 1318 00:59:52,356 --> 00:59:54,756 I babysit him all the time. 1319 00:59:54,758 --> 00:59:59,461 Yeah, but just, you know, other peoples' kids. 1320 00:59:59,463 --> 01:00:02,030 -Right. 1321 01:00:02,032 --> 01:00:05,133 -Plus, you don't really know Amanda. 1322 01:00:05,135 --> 01:00:06,468 -I've met Amanda. 1323 01:00:06,470 --> 01:00:07,603 -Yeah. 1324 01:00:07,605 --> 01:00:10,505 She's just, like, super Jewish. 1325 01:00:10,507 --> 01:00:15,377 Like, two sets of plates Jewish. 1326 01:00:15,379 --> 01:00:15,978 -OK. 1327 01:00:15,980 --> 01:00:16,578 -OK? 1328 01:00:16,580 --> 01:00:17,412 -Yeah. 1329 01:00:17,414 --> 01:00:18,146 Cool. 1330 01:00:18,148 --> 01:00:20,282 I get it. 1331 01:00:20,284 --> 01:00:22,150 Um, so I have the night off. 1332 01:00:22,152 --> 01:00:23,118 Right? 1333 01:00:23,120 --> 01:00:24,453 -Yeah. 1334 01:00:28,291 --> 01:00:29,358 Great. 1335 01:00:29,360 --> 01:00:30,058 Well, thanks for understanding. 1336 01:00:30,060 --> 01:00:31,960 -Totally. 1337 01:00:31,962 --> 01:00:34,029 -All right. 1338 01:00:34,031 --> 01:00:35,430 See you soon. 1339 01:00:35,432 --> 01:00:37,165 -Can you shut the door, please? 1340 01:00:41,270 --> 01:00:42,638 -Look how big you are. 1341 01:00:42,640 --> 01:00:43,905 -So you're gonna go with-- what are you doing? 1342 01:00:43,907 --> 01:00:45,474 You're in the driver's seat. 1343 01:00:45,476 --> 01:00:48,410 Your son is driving the car, Meredith. 1344 01:00:48,412 --> 01:00:51,346 -Good girl. 1345 01:00:51,348 --> 01:00:52,914 -Get back here! 1346 01:00:52,916 --> 01:00:54,683 -Hi. 1347 01:00:54,685 --> 01:00:57,419 [chattering] 1348 01:00:57,421 --> 01:00:59,821 -Hi, pretty girl. 1349 01:00:59,823 --> 01:01:01,323 I got you guys some presents. 1350 01:01:01,325 --> 01:01:03,692 You're a princess tonight. 1351 01:01:03,694 --> 01:01:08,363 Some nail polish, and some bracelets, and some candy. 1352 01:01:08,365 --> 01:01:09,965 A bunch of fun stuff. 1353 01:01:09,967 --> 01:01:12,000 You're gonna be real princesses, huh? 1354 01:01:12,002 --> 01:01:14,336 -I'm so sorry I can't be there. 1355 01:01:14,338 --> 01:01:15,504 Somebody changed my plans. 1356 01:01:15,506 --> 01:01:16,438 -What do you say? 1357 01:01:16,440 --> 01:01:17,406 -Thank you. 1358 01:01:17,408 --> 01:01:18,273 -Thank you. 1359 01:01:18,275 --> 01:01:19,241 -You're so welcome. 1360 01:01:19,243 --> 01:01:20,075 Have the best night ever. 1361 01:01:20,077 --> 01:01:21,843 -Thanks, McKenna. 1362 01:01:21,845 --> 01:01:22,878 Bye. 1363 01:01:22,880 --> 01:01:24,246 -Look at these bracelets! 1364 01:01:33,056 --> 01:01:35,290 -Hey. 1365 01:01:35,292 --> 01:01:36,825 -Oh, peanuts. 1366 01:01:36,827 --> 01:01:44,332 -Uh, guys are coming around 8:00, so, whenever. 1367 01:01:44,334 --> 01:01:46,268 -Can I have a chip? 1368 01:01:46,270 --> 01:01:47,803 -Yeah. 1369 01:01:50,506 --> 01:01:51,339 -I'll be gone. 1370 01:01:51,341 --> 01:01:53,041 -OK. 1371 01:01:53,043 --> 01:01:54,342 -Have fun. 1372 01:01:58,715 --> 01:02:00,682 -I'm here, I'm here, I'm here, I'm here, I'm here. 1373 01:02:00,684 --> 01:02:01,717 -What's up, my friend? 1374 01:02:01,719 --> 01:02:03,418 -What's going on, my friend? 1375 01:02:03,420 --> 01:02:04,453 -Yeah, it's good to see you. 1376 01:02:04,455 --> 01:02:05,287 -That case looks so sinister. 1377 01:02:05,289 --> 01:02:06,288 -Isn't it? 1378 01:02:06,290 --> 01:02:08,156 -Well, there's guns in here. 1379 01:02:08,158 --> 01:02:09,057 I'm just-- 1380 01:02:09,059 --> 01:02:10,392 -There's guns in here. 1381 01:02:10,394 --> 01:02:11,326 -That's gonna be on you, potentially. 1382 01:02:11,328 --> 01:02:12,094 -Why? 1383 01:02:12,096 --> 01:02:13,562 -You know why. 1384 01:02:13,564 --> 01:02:14,896 -I didn't-- 1385 01:02:14,898 --> 01:02:16,998 I didn't know that was you. 1386 01:02:17,000 --> 01:02:19,034 I cut him off. 'm sorry. 1387 01:02:19,036 --> 01:02:21,136 -Are we ready to descend to the gambling house? 1388 01:02:21,138 --> 01:02:22,571 -Are these fingerlings? 1389 01:02:22,573 --> 01:02:23,805 -Rach, are you seeing this? 1390 01:02:23,807 --> 01:02:26,041 -Oh, it's beautiful. 1391 01:02:26,043 --> 01:02:30,846 -So, this is where we will Women and Wine. 1392 01:02:30,848 --> 01:02:32,614 -It's very French, right? 1393 01:02:32,616 --> 01:02:34,149 Is that what we're going for here? 1394 01:02:34,151 --> 01:02:36,251 The only thing that's not French, no 1395 01:02:36,253 --> 01:02:37,219 kidding, is the piano. 1396 01:02:37,221 --> 01:02:40,122 It was my grandfather's-- 1397 01:02:40,124 --> 01:02:41,523 -Somebody had a five. 1398 01:02:41,525 --> 01:02:43,291 -Fuck you. 1399 01:02:43,293 --> 01:02:46,495 -So now it's to him, because he's left of the dealer. 1400 01:02:46,497 --> 01:02:47,496 [chattering] 1401 01:02:47,498 --> 01:02:48,563 -Man, fuck. 1402 01:02:48,565 --> 01:02:50,098 You're betting a million dollars. 1403 01:02:50,100 --> 01:02:54,669 It should be pronounced "yuca," as in Yucatan. 1404 01:02:54,671 --> 01:02:56,404 -Well, I guess it's in most tequilas and-- 1405 01:03:01,210 --> 01:03:02,210 -It's 7:59. 1406 01:03:02,212 --> 01:03:03,211 7:59. 1407 01:03:03,213 --> 01:03:04,813 -Can I ask a question? 1408 01:03:04,815 --> 01:03:07,682 -Where'd the fuck that fucking ante come from? 1409 01:03:07,684 --> 01:03:12,154 -Jennifer's into guys who are approximately 100 pounds 1410 01:03:12,156 --> 01:03:13,188 overweight. 1411 01:03:13,190 --> 01:03:16,258 -They are full figured women. 1412 01:03:16,260 --> 01:03:17,559 -Seriously, dude. 1413 01:03:17,561 --> 01:03:18,527 Rachel found her. 1414 01:03:18,529 --> 01:03:20,061 -Rachel found her. 1415 01:03:24,968 --> 01:03:26,835 -Yeah. 1416 01:03:26,837 --> 01:03:28,703 -We should have a toast, ladies. 1417 01:03:28,705 --> 01:03:30,105 -OK, let's toast it up. 1418 01:03:30,107 --> 01:03:31,006 -We should have a toast! 1419 01:03:31,008 --> 01:03:33,408 -To long marriages. 1420 01:03:33,410 --> 01:03:34,309 -And long-- 1421 01:03:34,311 --> 01:03:35,043 -Long marriage! 1422 01:03:35,045 --> 01:03:36,278 -And children. 1423 01:03:36,280 --> 01:03:38,246 -Cheers. 1424 01:03:38,248 --> 01:03:39,581 -Wait, wait, wait. 1425 01:03:39,583 --> 01:03:40,582 This is, we have to look each other in the eye. 1426 01:03:40,584 --> 01:03:41,216 -What? 1427 01:03:41,218 --> 01:03:41,817 -We did. 1428 01:03:41,819 --> 01:03:43,185 We have to go like this. 1429 01:03:43,187 --> 01:03:43,952 -This is 1430 01:03:43,954 --> 01:03:45,353 We don't do it. 1431 01:03:45,355 --> 01:03:46,054 -So make it real. 1432 01:03:46,056 --> 01:03:47,789 OK. 1433 01:03:47,791 --> 01:03:49,090 It's just something she read in "Real Simple." 1434 01:03:49,092 --> 01:03:51,293 -She's making everyone have these moments. 1435 01:03:51,295 --> 01:03:52,060 -OK. 1436 01:03:52,062 --> 01:03:53,962 I'm sorry, but-- 1437 01:03:53,964 --> 01:03:55,030 -I'm so glad. 1438 01:03:55,032 --> 01:03:55,831 -Cheers. 1439 01:03:55,833 --> 01:03:57,532 -Cheers. 1440 01:03:57,534 --> 01:03:59,201 -But, speaking of which, if you want to go-- 1441 01:03:59,203 --> 01:03:59,835 -Jennie. 1442 01:03:59,837 --> 01:04:00,402 -Hi. 1443 01:04:00,404 --> 01:04:01,403 -Jennie. 1444 01:04:01,405 --> 01:04:02,571 -Speaking of, you want to-- 1445 01:04:02,573 --> 01:04:03,605 I'm looking at you. 1446 01:04:03,607 --> 01:04:05,140 -No, you need to look at her. 1447 01:04:05,142 --> 01:04:06,141 You need to hold her hand. 1448 01:04:06,143 --> 01:04:08,109 -I just looked at her! 1449 01:04:08,111 --> 01:04:09,444 Oh my god. 1450 01:04:12,081 --> 01:04:17,786 [laughter] 1451 01:04:23,993 --> 01:04:29,497 [laughter] 1452 01:04:34,136 --> 01:04:36,905 -When you get home and you take off those things, there's 1453 01:04:36,907 --> 01:04:40,275 There's no elegant way to pull them off. 1454 01:04:40,277 --> 01:04:41,409 And your whole body just-- 1455 01:04:41,411 --> 01:04:43,111 -Pot's getting too good, right? 1456 01:04:43,113 --> 01:04:44,479 Remember you used to be able to smoke a joint? 1457 01:04:44,481 --> 01:04:46,514 You smoke your joint now, you die. 1458 01:04:46,516 --> 01:04:47,482 -Hi. 1459 01:04:47,484 --> 01:04:49,417 -Hello. 1460 01:04:49,419 --> 01:04:50,018 -Hey. 1461 01:04:50,020 --> 01:04:50,986 -Hi. 1462 01:04:50,988 --> 01:04:52,721 -Thought you were going out? 1463 01:04:52,723 --> 01:04:54,656 -Oh, I changed my mind. 1464 01:04:54,658 --> 01:04:56,458 Look at this. 1465 01:04:56,460 --> 01:04:57,993 You guys need company? 1466 01:05:00,396 --> 01:05:01,162 -Yeah. 1467 01:05:01,164 --> 01:05:03,498 Yeah, all right. 1468 01:05:03,500 --> 01:05:04,733 -There was a thing that-- 1469 01:05:04,735 --> 01:05:06,268 -Stephanie, why are you not drinking? 1470 01:05:06,270 --> 01:05:08,970 -I know that normally I am a borderline alcoholic, but, I 1471 01:05:08,972 --> 01:05:12,307 wasn't gonna tell you guys, I am preggers. 1472 01:05:12,309 --> 01:05:15,243 I'm p It was a total surprise. 1473 01:05:15,245 --> 01:05:16,111 -Oh, my god. 1474 01:05:16,113 --> 01:05:17,412 -Yeah, so anyway-- 1475 01:05:17,414 --> 01:05:19,314 -Oh, my god! 1476 01:05:19,316 --> 01:05:20,982 -Amazing. 1477 01:05:20,984 --> 01:05:23,518 Oh, you guys are gonna have two kids? 1478 01:05:23,520 --> 01:05:24,686 That's good for me! 1479 01:05:28,057 --> 01:05:29,658 Oh my god! 1480 01:05:29,660 --> 01:05:31,559 You're trying to get mad about three. 1481 01:05:31,561 --> 01:05:33,528 -Yeah. 1482 01:05:33,530 --> 01:05:35,830 -Not me, said Logan. 1483 01:05:38,434 --> 01:05:39,067 -OK. 1484 01:05:39,069 --> 01:05:40,335 -Anyway. 1485 01:05:40,337 --> 01:05:40,969 -That is awesome. 1486 01:05:40,971 --> 01:05:42,170 -Wow. 1487 01:05:42,172 --> 01:05:43,171 -Congratulations. 1488 01:05:43,173 --> 01:05:44,606 -That is, I mean-- 1489 01:05:44,608 --> 01:05:45,774 -Congratulations. 1490 01:05:45,776 --> 01:05:46,541 -Thank you guys, Thank you so much. 1491 01:05:46,543 --> 01:05:47,375 Thank you. 1492 01:05:47,377 --> 01:05:47,976 -When are you due? 1493 01:05:47,978 --> 01:05:48,944 -March. 1494 01:05:48,946 --> 01:05:51,446 -Wow. 1495 01:05:51,448 --> 01:05:52,914 -Thank you. 1496 01:05:52,916 --> 01:05:54,950 -Has anybody here wondered what their aborted children 1497 01:05:54,952 --> 01:05:56,518 would be like? 1498 01:05:56,520 --> 01:05:57,552 -Oh, my god. 1499 01:05:57,554 --> 01:05:58,954 -What is happening right now? 1500 01:05:58,956 --> 01:06:02,590 Have we all not had-- who's had an abortion here? 1501 01:06:02,592 --> 01:06:03,458 And We've all-- 1502 01:06:03,460 --> 01:06:04,159 -Who hasn't? 1503 01:06:04,161 --> 01:06:05,160 -Yeah. 1504 01:06:05,162 --> 01:06:06,494 -We've all had the abortion. 1505 01:06:06,496 --> 01:06:08,830 -I fucked so many people in my 20's, you guys. 1506 01:06:08,832 --> 01:06:10,165 It's like, all I did was fuck people. 1507 01:06:10,167 --> 01:06:11,599 -Everybody fucked everybody. 1508 01:06:11,601 --> 01:06:12,567 -Exactly. 1509 01:06:12,569 --> 01:06:13,668 -That's why you have 20's. 1510 01:06:13,670 --> 01:06:14,803 -That's why you have your 20's. 1511 01:06:14,805 --> 01:06:16,171 I fucked the shit out of my 20's. 1512 01:06:16,173 --> 01:06:17,505 -The 20's are for fucking. 1513 01:06:17,507 --> 01:06:18,873 -Thank you! 1514 01:06:18,875 --> 01:06:20,208 -And they're for asking your parents for money. 1515 01:06:20,210 --> 01:06:23,044 -I want to hear about everybody's abortions! 1516 01:06:23,046 --> 01:06:24,446 -Guys, it's not gonna be-- it's not gonna be 1517 01:06:24,448 --> 01:06:25,680 a super late night. 1518 01:06:25,682 --> 01:06:27,115 So we should wrap it up. 1519 01:06:27,117 --> 01:06:28,516 Who wants another drink? 1520 01:06:28,518 --> 01:06:29,751 -This is-- 1521 01:06:29,753 --> 01:06:31,786 -I will, uh, I would love a little bit. 1522 01:06:31,788 --> 01:06:32,921 Thank you, darling. 1523 01:06:32,923 --> 01:06:34,322 -I'm gonna go get us some whiskey. 1524 01:06:34,324 --> 01:06:35,457 I'll see you guys in a minute. 1525 01:06:35,459 --> 01:06:36,224 Don't you dare look at my cards. 1526 01:06:36,226 --> 01:06:37,192 -We will not. 1527 01:06:37,194 --> 01:06:38,326 -That would never happen. 1528 01:06:38,328 --> 01:06:40,128 -We will not look at your cards. 1529 01:06:40,130 --> 01:06:42,664 -Everything but her cards. 1530 01:06:42,666 --> 01:06:44,366 -Did she just go get us drinks? 1531 01:06:47,570 --> 01:06:49,871 She's the best nanny in the world. 1532 01:06:53,476 --> 01:06:55,543 -So I was a freshman at USC. 1533 01:06:55,545 --> 01:06:57,112 -Oh, god. 1534 01:06:57,114 --> 01:07:01,182 -I was in my first week, and I was in my dorm room, getting 1535 01:07:01,184 --> 01:07:04,319 ready for my sorority rush, because that's what all the 1536 01:07:04,321 --> 01:07:06,621 cool kids were doing. 1537 01:07:06,623 --> 01:07:10,158 And this guy, oh my god, was it Mike or John? 1538 01:07:10,160 --> 01:07:12,127 -No names. 1539 01:07:12,129 --> 01:07:12,761 -John. 1540 01:07:12,763 --> 01:07:14,095 Mike? 1541 01:07:14,097 --> 01:07:14,896 -Where is this going? 1542 01:07:14,898 --> 01:07:16,631 -Not anywhere good. 1543 01:07:16,633 --> 01:07:18,967 -I fucking don't know his name. 1544 01:07:18,969 --> 01:07:21,236 -He just came walking on into my dorm room. 1545 01:07:21,238 --> 01:07:22,103 -Anyway, it happened, and-- 1546 01:07:22,105 --> 01:07:24,806 didn't even knock on my dorm room door. 1547 01:07:24,808 --> 01:07:26,941 -OK, I definitely don't like where this is going. 1548 01:07:26,943 --> 01:07:30,078 -Yeah, but he came in, he told me I was pretty. 1549 01:07:30,080 --> 01:07:32,614 And made me feel really sorry for him. 1550 01:07:32,616 --> 01:07:33,515 -And then he, and then he raped you. 1551 01:07:33,517 --> 01:07:34,549 -Started kissing me. 1552 01:07:34,551 --> 01:07:35,850 -Is that where this is going? 1553 01:07:35,852 --> 01:07:39,120 You guys, it's not-- this is not a rape story! 1554 01:07:39,122 --> 01:07:41,790 -It sounds a whole lot like a rape story. 1555 01:07:41,792 --> 01:07:44,292 -I literally just like-- that's what s college is. 1556 01:07:44,294 --> 01:07:45,193 -This is-- 1557 01:07:45,195 --> 01:07:46,594 -Nobody asks in college! 1558 01:07:46,596 --> 01:07:47,762 -Could we just pretend like it's my baby shower? 1559 01:07:47,764 --> 01:07:48,997 I think that's appropriate. 1560 01:07:48,999 --> 01:07:51,666 -It wasn't like a stranger, you guys. 1561 01:07:51,668 --> 01:07:54,903 We met in the cafeteria. 1562 01:07:54,905 --> 01:07:56,504 -Oh, god. 1563 01:07:56,506 --> 01:07:58,640 -What is going on with you tonight? 1564 01:07:58,642 --> 01:08:02,544 -No, we managed to get through this fucking amazing thing 1565 01:08:02,546 --> 01:08:04,212 they used to serve. 1566 01:08:04,214 --> 01:08:05,814 Oh, my god. 1567 01:08:05,816 --> 01:08:10,452 It was like this foamy, light green, whipped jello shit with 1568 01:08:10,454 --> 01:08:11,352 like-- 1569 01:08:11,354 --> 01:08:12,120 -Oh, I remember that. 1570 01:08:12,122 --> 01:08:12,987 What was that? 1571 01:08:12,989 --> 01:08:14,389 -What was that called? 1572 01:08:14,391 --> 01:08:14,989 -Fantasia. 1573 01:08:14,991 --> 01:08:16,591 -It's Ambrosia. 1574 01:08:16,593 --> 01:08:17,425 -It was Ambrosia. 1575 01:08:17,427 --> 01:08:18,960 -It was Ambrosia. 1576 01:08:18,962 --> 01:08:20,028 -You're doing it. 1577 01:08:20,030 --> 01:08:21,696 -I make that all the time. 1578 01:08:21,698 --> 01:08:23,031 -You still make it? 1579 01:08:23,033 --> 01:08:25,467 -Where do you get the recipe for something like that? 1580 01:08:25,469 --> 01:08:26,401 -She got it from her bubba. 1581 01:08:26,403 --> 01:08:27,368 -She just-- 1582 01:08:27,370 --> 01:08:28,503 -In my head. 1583 01:08:28,505 --> 01:08:29,904 -What's your secret? 1584 01:08:29,906 --> 01:08:31,873 -Um, there's really no secret. 1585 01:08:31,875 --> 01:08:33,308 You just put stuff in it. 1586 01:08:33,310 --> 01:08:36,277 It's jello, and then you just add whatever you have. 1587 01:08:36,279 --> 01:08:38,012 You know, fruit. 1588 01:08:38,014 --> 01:08:40,515 Nuts. 1589 01:08:40,517 --> 01:08:42,083 -You put nuts in the jello? 1590 01:08:42,085 --> 01:08:44,185 You can put nuts in there. 1591 01:08:44,187 --> 01:08:46,521 Cherries. 1592 01:08:46,523 --> 01:08:47,155 Uh-- 1593 01:08:47,157 --> 01:08:48,356 -Nuts? 1594 01:08:48,358 --> 01:08:49,891 -Yeah. 1595 01:08:49,893 --> 01:08:50,725 Oh, stop it. 1596 01:08:50,727 --> 01:08:52,060 Would you stop it? 1597 01:08:52,062 --> 01:08:53,528 -When you bite down on a piece of jello, you're 1598 01:08:53,530 --> 01:08:54,596 not expecting a nut. 1599 01:08:54,598 --> 01:08:55,830 That's what I'm saying. 1600 01:08:55,832 --> 01:08:58,199 -So I got pregnant by this kid. 1601 01:08:58,201 --> 01:08:59,434 -Oh, god, we're still on it. 1602 01:08:59,436 --> 01:09:01,169 -And then I had to go back home to my 1603 01:09:01,171 --> 01:09:02,871 parents' house in Chicago. 1604 01:09:02,873 --> 01:09:04,539 Had to go to the local clinic. 1605 01:09:04,541 --> 01:09:05,707 Got an abortion! 1606 01:09:05,709 --> 01:09:07,175 -Did your parents know? 1607 01:09:07,177 --> 01:09:07,909 -Yeah. 1608 01:09:07,911 --> 01:09:09,010 My mom knew. 1609 01:09:09,012 --> 01:09:11,646 -I had to literally stay home the rest of my freshman year, 1610 01:09:11,648 --> 01:09:12,981 and I missed my Freshman year. 1611 01:09:12,983 --> 01:09:14,282 Didn't even go back to fucking USC, because I 1612 01:09:14,284 --> 01:09:16,851 couldn't face that kid. 1613 01:09:16,853 --> 01:09:19,154 Well No! 1614 01:09:19,156 --> 01:09:22,190 So I just stayed home on my parents' couch. 1615 01:09:22,192 --> 01:09:26,361 I watched soap operas for a year of my life. 1616 01:09:26,363 --> 01:09:28,129 My god. 1617 01:09:28,131 --> 01:09:29,130 Oh, my god, you guys. 1618 01:09:29,132 --> 01:09:29,964 Soap operas. 1619 01:09:29,966 --> 01:09:31,666 They're gone. 1620 01:09:31,668 --> 01:09:34,369 They're all gone. 1621 01:09:34,371 --> 01:09:36,337 [raucous chatter] 1622 01:09:36,339 --> 01:09:37,539 -She has returned! 1623 01:09:37,541 --> 01:09:42,243 She has returned with beverages and-- 1624 01:09:42,245 --> 01:09:43,778 look at those tits too. 1625 01:09:46,182 --> 01:09:47,182 -Come on! 1626 01:09:47,184 --> 01:09:48,149 There we go! 1627 01:09:48,151 --> 01:09:50,518 All right, there we go! 1628 01:09:50,520 --> 01:09:51,252 -There we go! 1629 01:09:51,254 --> 01:09:51,986 -All right. 1630 01:09:51,988 --> 01:09:55,223 -Oh, this is my shit right here, yo. 1631 01:09:55,225 --> 01:09:58,226 This is my jam right here! 1632 01:09:58,228 --> 01:10:01,629 This is my jam right here. 1633 01:10:01,631 --> 01:10:11,839 [music playing] 1634 01:10:11,841 --> 01:10:37,532 [music playing] 1635 01:10:37,534 --> 01:10:40,301 -Coming around the mountain. 1636 01:10:40,303 --> 01:10:44,339 She'll be coming-- 1637 01:10:44,341 --> 01:10:45,640 -Hey! 1638 01:10:45,642 --> 01:10:50,211 Have you guys ever had an eyes open orgasm? 1639 01:10:50,213 --> 01:10:50,878 Hello? 1640 01:10:50,880 --> 01:10:52,313 -What? 1641 01:10:52,315 --> 01:10:53,615 -That was a good segue way. 1642 01:10:53,617 --> 01:10:55,383 -Have you guys ever had an eyes open orgasm? 1643 01:10:55,385 --> 01:10:57,151 -Wow. 1644 01:10:57,153 --> 01:11:00,955 Do you stare in your husband's eyes, or do you close your 1645 01:11:00,957 --> 01:11:03,791 eyes, and do you think about somebody else? 1646 01:11:03,793 --> 01:11:05,059 Hm! 1647 01:11:05,061 --> 01:11:06,794 -What is the question? 1648 01:11:06,796 --> 01:11:08,129 -Do you stare into-- 1649 01:11:08,131 --> 01:11:11,299 First of all have, I'd have to be like this. 1650 01:11:11,301 --> 01:11:12,033 I'd have to be like-- 1651 01:11:12,035 --> 01:11:13,968 -You're doing it right now! 1652 01:11:13,970 --> 01:11:14,869 -Oh, she only does it from behind! 1653 01:11:14,871 --> 01:11:16,204 -Yes! 1654 01:11:16,206 --> 01:11:18,139 That's how this happened! 1655 01:11:18,141 --> 01:11:19,874 From behind! 1656 01:11:19,876 --> 01:11:21,409 They'll be coming around-- 1657 01:11:21,411 --> 01:11:23,745 -He took you up the caboose. 1658 01:11:23,747 --> 01:11:27,282 -No, because then I would be having a butt baby. 1659 01:11:27,284 --> 01:11:28,149 -Here's the situation. 1660 01:11:28,151 --> 01:11:30,952 I have a very attractive husband. 1661 01:11:30,954 --> 01:11:33,288 RACHEL (OFFSCREEN): I know. 1662 01:11:33,290 --> 01:11:34,455 STEPHANIE (OFFSCREEN): --we can all get on board for that. 1663 01:11:34,457 --> 01:11:35,423 MEREDITH (OFFSCREEN): Yes. 1664 01:11:35,425 --> 01:11:36,624 -But sometimes a little-- 1665 01:11:36,626 --> 01:11:37,358 Um, picture the little what's his name. 1666 01:11:37,360 --> 01:11:38,559 Fassbender. 1667 01:11:42,798 --> 01:11:43,998 -Whatever, I use him. 1668 01:11:44,000 --> 01:11:45,333 RACHEL (OFFSCREEN): He's got a huge cock. 1669 01:11:45,335 --> 01:11:46,601 STEPHANIE (OFFSCREEN): I use him. 1670 01:11:46,603 --> 01:11:48,036 -Don't even get me started what's going on. 1671 01:11:48,038 --> 01:11:51,306 Up here is like, uh, is like college professor. 1672 01:11:51,308 --> 01:11:56,477 16th century woman in a corset, uh horse thing. 1673 01:11:56,479 --> 01:11:59,547 Oh, that, um, that, uh, Jody Foster 1674 01:11:59,549 --> 01:12:00,748 movie on the pool table. 1675 01:12:00,750 --> 01:12:01,916 STEPHANIE (OFFSCREEN): Oh my god. 1676 01:12:01,918 --> 01:12:03,151 RACHEL (OFFSCREEN): "The Accused." 1677 01:12:03,153 --> 01:12:04,352 -That was-- 1678 01:12:04,354 --> 01:12:05,853 Was that a pool table or a juke box? 1679 01:12:05,855 --> 01:12:07,255 RACHEL (OFFSCREEN): It was a pinball. 1680 01:12:07,257 --> 01:12:08,656 -I've masturbated to that scene for two decades. 1681 01:12:08,658 --> 01:12:10,358 STEPHANIE (OFFSCREEN): What? 1682 01:12:10,360 --> 01:12:11,492 -I think I have to go. 1683 01:12:11,494 --> 01:12:12,493 -ALL: Oh no. 1684 01:12:12,495 --> 01:12:13,961 MEREDITH (OFFSCREEN): Guys. 1685 01:12:13,963 --> 01:12:14,929 STEPHANIE (OFFSCREEN): Amanda, we're making you feel 1686 01:12:14,931 --> 01:12:18,099 STEPHANIE (OFFSCREEN): Because we're being weird. 1687 01:12:18,101 --> 01:12:20,601 JENNIE (OFFSCREEN): Now it's weird. 1688 01:12:20,603 --> 01:12:21,436 STEPHANIE (OFFSCREEN): No, no, no, no no, no. 1689 01:12:21,438 --> 01:12:22,570 Amanda, we will-- 1690 01:12:22,572 --> 01:12:23,938 We'll talk about something normal. 1691 01:12:23,940 --> 01:12:25,206 JENNIE (OFFSCREEN): Amanda, honey, I'm sorry. 1692 01:12:25,208 --> 01:12:26,307 -It was up the butt stuff, I think, that 1693 01:12:26,309 --> 01:12:27,475 pushed it over the edge. 1694 01:12:27,477 --> 01:12:28,242 RACHEL (OFFSCREEN): The butt baby? 1695 01:12:28,244 --> 01:12:29,243 -The butt baby. 1696 01:12:29,245 --> 01:12:30,578 That's where it took a turn. 1697 01:12:30,580 --> 01:12:31,746 -What are you thinking about, kosher Amanda? 1698 01:12:31,748 --> 01:12:32,513 JENNIE (OFFSCREEN): Don't press her. 1699 01:12:32,515 --> 01:12:33,548 Don't press her. 1700 01:12:33,550 --> 01:12:34,782 STEPHANIE (OFFSCREEN): Rachel. 1701 01:12:34,784 --> 01:12:35,416 RACHEL (OFFSCREEN): Holier than thou. 1702 01:12:35,418 --> 01:12:36,250 -Rachel. 1703 01:12:36,252 --> 01:12:37,285 -Keep the Sabbath. 1704 01:12:37,287 --> 01:12:38,286 Limit your kids' screen time. 1705 01:12:38,288 --> 01:12:39,487 JENNIE (OFFSCREEN): Rachel. 1706 01:12:39,489 --> 01:12:40,521 -Do it through a hole in the sheet. 1707 01:12:40,523 --> 01:12:41,522 STEPHANIE (OFFSCREEN): Rachel. 1708 01:12:41,524 --> 01:12:43,124 JENNIE (OFFSCREEN): Rachel. 1709 01:12:43,126 --> 01:12:43,958 RACHEL (OFFSCREEN): Invite us all over for your scrapbooking 1710 01:12:43,960 --> 01:12:46,561 RACHEL (OFFSCREEN): Who wants to make a scrapbook? 1711 01:12:46,563 --> 01:12:47,328 -Hey. 1712 01:12:47,330 --> 01:12:48,896 -Logan is five. 1713 01:12:48,898 --> 01:12:53,468 He's not a baby anymore, and I never made one photo album. 1714 01:12:53,470 --> 01:12:56,437 I never made one photo album, it's gone. 1715 01:12:56,439 --> 01:12:57,839 STEPHANIE (OFFSCREEN): Honey. 1716 01:12:57,841 --> 01:12:59,407 JENNIE (OFFSCREEN): Make a photo album. 1717 01:12:59,409 --> 01:13:01,476 -I remember the photo albums that our moms would make with 1718 01:13:01,478 --> 01:13:04,979 the, like-- the, like, tape in the-- 1719 01:13:04,981 --> 01:13:06,180 STEPHANIE (OFFSCREEN): In the corners. 1720 01:13:06,182 --> 01:13:07,181 I know. 1721 01:13:07,183 --> 01:13:08,950 -I love those. 1722 01:13:08,952 --> 01:13:09,550 STEPHANIE (OFFSCREEN): I know. 1723 01:13:09,552 --> 01:13:10,251 I know. 1724 01:13:10,253 --> 01:13:11,486 It's OK. 1725 01:13:11,488 --> 01:13:12,754 RACHEL (OFFSCREEN): And now it's gone. 1726 01:13:12,756 --> 01:13:14,589 Now all of my pictures are on the cloud. 1727 01:13:14,591 --> 01:13:16,157 What is the cloud? 1728 01:13:16,159 --> 01:13:17,458 What the fuck is the cloud? 1729 01:13:17,460 --> 01:13:18,993 He's not gonna re-- 1730 01:13:18,995 --> 01:13:20,762 He's not gonna know how to access his 1731 01:13:20,764 --> 01:13:22,063 pictures when I die. 1732 01:13:22,065 --> 01:13:24,265 When I die, who is gonna tell him who he was 1733 01:13:24,267 --> 01:13:25,199 when he was a baby? 1734 01:13:25,201 --> 01:13:27,101 Who's gonna tell him? 1735 01:13:27,103 --> 01:13:29,604 Who's gonna be there? 1736 01:13:29,606 --> 01:13:31,939 How is he gonna get into the cloud? 1737 01:13:31,941 --> 01:13:33,274 What the fuck is the cloud? 1738 01:13:33,276 --> 01:13:37,011 Does anybody here not trust the fucking cloud? 1739 01:13:37,013 --> 01:13:39,147 We're gonna get going. 1740 01:13:39,149 --> 01:13:40,948 [MUSIC PLAYING - ALABAMA SHAKES, "YOU ARE NOT ALONE"] 1741 01:17:11,326 --> 01:17:12,326 JENNIE (OFFSCREEN): Fucking Matt. 1742 01:17:12,328 --> 01:17:14,128 Are you kidding me? 1743 01:17:14,130 --> 01:17:17,331 Matthew Jacob [inaudible], get the fuck up right now. 1744 01:17:17,333 --> 01:17:18,332 MATT (OFFSCREEN): Jennie, hold on. 1745 01:17:18,334 --> 01:17:18,966 Hold on. 1746 01:17:18,968 --> 01:17:20,334 -Oh my god. 1747 01:17:20,336 --> 01:17:21,235 Matt. 1748 01:17:21,237 --> 01:17:22,303 What did you do to her? 1749 01:17:22,305 --> 01:17:23,904 What'd he do to you? 1750 01:17:23,906 --> 01:17:26,707 RACHEL (OFFSCREEN): Jennie that's her period. 1751 01:17:26,709 --> 01:17:27,942 -I have my period. 1752 01:17:27,944 --> 01:17:29,276 RACHEL (OFFSCREEN): That's her period. 1753 01:17:29,278 --> 01:17:30,311 -What agency are you with, honey? 1754 01:17:30,313 --> 01:17:31,345 I'm going to call them. 1755 01:17:31,347 --> 01:17:32,346 I need that number right now. 1756 01:17:32,348 --> 01:17:33,414 -I don't work for an agency. 1757 01:17:33,416 --> 01:17:34,281 -What? 1758 01:17:34,283 --> 01:17:35,316 Who do you work for? 1759 01:17:35,318 --> 01:17:36,851 -I work for myself. 1760 01:17:38,887 --> 01:17:41,689 I'm a whore. 1761 01:17:41,691 --> 01:17:43,224 -What did she just say? 1762 01:17:43,226 --> 01:17:44,191 -Hang on, hang on. 1763 01:17:44,193 --> 01:17:45,559 -She knows. 1764 01:17:45,561 --> 01:17:47,395 She got a lap dance from me. 1765 01:17:47,397 --> 01:17:49,497 He bought me for her. 1766 01:17:49,499 --> 01:17:51,499 He came and paid me. 1767 01:17:51,501 --> 01:17:54,135 Like I was a present. 1768 01:17:54,137 --> 01:17:57,171 -We've gone out of our way to try and help you. 1769 01:17:57,173 --> 01:17:59,674 RACHEL (OFFSCREEN): McKenna, you needed a place to stay. 1770 01:17:59,676 --> 01:18:02,109 -You will never see your children ever again. 1771 01:18:02,111 --> 01:18:03,477 Do you understand that? 1772 01:18:03,479 --> 01:18:04,812 -Don't fucking say that to me? 1773 01:18:04,814 --> 01:18:05,713 RACHEL (OFFSCREEN): Jennie. 1774 01:18:05,715 --> 01:18:06,614 MATT (OFFSCREEN): Stop. 1775 01:18:06,616 --> 01:18:07,248 Stop for a second, OK? 1776 01:18:07,250 --> 01:18:08,783 Stop. 1777 01:18:12,587 --> 01:18:14,288 -Can we please leave this room? 1778 01:18:14,290 --> 01:18:16,023 -I'm so sorry, Jeff. 1779 01:18:16,025 --> 01:18:17,558 -Fuck off, Jeff. 1780 01:18:17,560 --> 01:18:18,793 -You, I am done with. 1781 01:18:18,795 --> 01:18:20,261 -She did not do anything to you. 1782 01:18:20,263 --> 01:18:21,796 -Oh, I bet you are. 1783 01:18:52,260 --> 01:18:53,828 -All right, Rachel. 1784 01:18:56,531 --> 01:18:58,065 -Do you have somewhere to go? 1785 01:19:00,068 --> 01:19:02,136 -Yeah, I have like a million places to go. 1786 01:19:06,742 --> 01:19:08,075 -OK. 1787 01:19:12,948 --> 01:19:14,281 Goodbye. 1788 01:19:16,218 --> 01:19:17,752 -Yep. 1789 01:20:00,195 --> 01:20:04,031 -If we're late for Shabbat, uh, you could just put your 1790 01:20:04,033 --> 01:20:05,966 guitar in your cubby, and then we'll take it home at the end 1791 01:20:05,968 --> 01:20:07,001 of the day, OK? 1792 01:20:07,003 --> 01:20:09,103 -OK. 1793 01:20:09,105 --> 01:20:12,039 -If you're upset about somebody else playing it, then 1794 01:20:12,041 --> 01:20:14,175 I can just take it home and put it right away. 1795 01:20:14,177 --> 01:20:15,342 OK? 1796 01:20:15,344 --> 01:20:16,243 -I don't want anyone else playing it. 1797 01:20:16,245 --> 01:20:17,111 Fine, then we'll just-- 1798 01:20:17,113 --> 01:20:18,212 I'll bring it home. 1799 01:20:34,095 --> 01:20:35,095 LOGAN (OFFSCREEN): Mom. 1800 01:20:35,097 --> 01:20:37,064 -What are you doing? 1801 01:20:37,066 --> 01:20:38,065 -You told me to go. 1802 01:20:38,067 --> 01:20:39,500 I told you to let me go. 1803 01:20:39,502 --> 01:20:40,401 -Are you OK? 1804 01:20:40,403 --> 01:20:41,802 -No I'm not fucking OK. 1805 01:20:41,804 --> 01:20:44,338 I told you to stop for a second so I could cross. 1806 01:20:44,340 --> 01:20:45,573 -I misread your signal. 1807 01:20:45,575 --> 01:20:46,607 -You're missing everything these days. 1808 01:20:46,609 --> 01:20:47,341 You miss everything. 1809 01:20:47,343 --> 01:20:48,475 -I just-- 1810 01:20:48,477 --> 01:20:49,643 I thought you had said I should-- 1811 01:20:49,645 --> 01:20:51,145 -What was she doing in our house? 1812 01:20:51,147 --> 01:20:54,381 I worked so hard to buy us a beautiful house, and you-- 1813 01:20:54,383 --> 01:20:55,783 Did you want me to fuck her? 1814 01:20:55,785 --> 01:20:57,218 Just tell me honestly. 1815 01:20:57,220 --> 01:20:57,818 -No. 1816 01:20:57,820 --> 01:20:59,353 -Is that your ide-- 1817 01:20:59,355 --> 01:21:00,054 Was that your idea? 1818 01:21:00,056 --> 01:21:01,488 LOGAN (OFFSCREEN): Dad! 1819 01:21:01,490 --> 01:21:02,456 -Then what? 1820 01:21:02,458 --> 01:21:04,158 Did you want to fuck her? 1821 01:21:04,160 --> 01:21:05,159 Are you a lesbian? 1822 01:21:05,161 --> 01:21:05,926 Just tell me honestly. 1823 01:21:05,928 --> 01:21:06,560 I won't be mad. 1824 01:21:06,562 --> 01:21:07,361 -I am a mother. 1825 01:21:07,363 --> 01:21:08,229 I am a wife. 1826 01:21:08,231 --> 01:21:08,996 I'm a-- 1827 01:21:08,998 --> 01:21:11,599 LOGAN (OFFSCREEN): Open the door! 1828 01:21:11,601 --> 01:21:12,566 -What, you were curious? 1829 01:21:12,568 --> 01:21:13,300 LOGAN (OFFSCREEN): Daddy! 1830 01:21:13,302 --> 01:21:14,735 -What, you-- 1831 01:21:14,737 --> 01:21:15,569 You thought you would learn something from a damaged 1832 01:21:15,571 --> 01:21:16,804 fucking sex-- 1833 01:21:16,806 --> 01:21:18,172 OK. 1834 01:21:18,174 --> 01:21:19,139 -Tell me what you learned. 1835 01:21:19,141 --> 01:21:20,274 Tell me what you learned! 1836 01:21:20,276 --> 01:21:21,542 -I was just trying to help her. 1837 01:21:21,544 --> 01:21:22,576 She didn't know what she was gonna do. 1838 01:21:22,578 --> 01:21:23,711 -You were trying to help her? 1839 01:21:23,713 --> 01:21:24,345 You're the one that needs help. 1840 01:21:24,347 --> 01:21:25,179 Not her. 1841 01:21:25,181 --> 01:21:26,447 -Well, so help me! 1842 01:21:26,449 --> 01:21:27,648 -That's not my job! 1843 01:21:27,650 --> 01:21:29,683 It's not my job to fucking help you. 1844 01:21:29,685 --> 01:21:30,517 -Take it easy. 1845 01:21:30,519 --> 01:21:31,285 Just take it easy. 1846 01:21:31,287 --> 01:21:32,553 -Listen, Rachel. 1847 01:21:32,555 --> 01:21:33,187 Logan, mommy and daddy are having a talk. 1848 01:21:33,189 --> 01:21:33,821 Hold on. 1849 01:21:33,823 --> 01:21:35,389 LOGAN (OFFSCREEN): Mom! 1850 01:21:35,391 --> 01:21:36,523 -You need something. 1851 01:21:36,525 --> 01:21:37,892 You need to figure out what it is. 1852 01:21:37,894 --> 01:21:40,561 You said you didn't want another kid? 1853 01:21:40,563 --> 01:21:42,496 -I was so bored that I thought I was dying. 1854 01:21:42,498 --> 01:21:44,465 -Not everyone gets to be happy! 1855 01:21:44,467 --> 01:21:45,633 -Well, then quit! 1856 01:21:45,635 --> 01:21:46,867 I never told you to sell Happy Farm. 1857 01:21:46,869 --> 01:21:47,735 I never told you to stay. 1858 01:21:47,737 --> 01:21:49,069 -I'm not gonna quit! 1859 01:21:49,071 --> 01:21:50,671 Because I am now in a situation where people are 1860 01:21:50,673 --> 01:21:52,907 depending on me, and that means something to me. 1861 01:21:58,046 --> 01:21:59,280 What do you want? 1862 01:21:59,282 --> 01:22:00,114 What do you want? 1863 01:22:00,116 --> 01:22:03,517 Just tell me. 1864 01:22:03,519 --> 01:22:05,252 -I want out. 1865 01:22:08,490 --> 01:22:09,556 -OK. 1866 01:22:09,558 --> 01:22:11,492 -Not out of this marriage, Jeff. 1867 01:22:11,494 --> 01:22:13,093 I want out of this head! 1868 01:22:13,095 --> 01:22:14,094 I want out of this life. 1869 01:22:14,096 --> 01:22:15,329 -I get it. 1870 01:22:15,331 --> 01:22:16,230 It's fine. 1871 01:22:16,232 --> 01:22:17,631 Your wish is granted. 1872 01:22:17,633 --> 01:22:21,302 I am leaving. 1873 01:22:21,304 --> 01:22:28,309 [crying] 1874 01:22:28,311 --> 01:22:29,176 -Come here. 1875 01:22:29,178 --> 01:22:30,044 Come on. 1876 01:22:30,046 --> 01:22:30,911 Come here. 1877 01:22:30,913 --> 01:22:32,012 Come here. 1878 01:22:32,014 --> 01:22:38,552 [crying] 1879 01:22:57,539 --> 01:22:58,205 -Hey. 1880 01:22:58,207 --> 01:23:00,240 -Hey. 1881 01:23:00,242 --> 01:23:06,513 -So, I'm glad I saw you, I really wanted to reach out, 1882 01:23:06,515 --> 01:23:10,217 but I also just wanted to give you your space. 1883 01:23:10,219 --> 01:23:15,089 Also, tell you I'm so sorry. 1884 01:23:15,091 --> 01:23:18,092 -You know what, Rachel, I haven't really been living in 1885 01:23:18,094 --> 01:23:20,661 Silver Lake that many years, but where I come from in the 1886 01:23:20,663 --> 01:23:24,732 Palisades woman have each other's backs. 1887 01:23:24,734 --> 01:23:28,836 -I think that's why I thought that I could help her. 1888 01:23:28,838 --> 01:23:33,140 -OK, Rach, but you had to know better. 1889 01:23:33,142 --> 01:23:38,645 Um, I meant to email you about your room at Big Bear, for 1890 01:23:38,647 --> 01:23:40,114 your family. 1891 01:23:40,116 --> 01:23:42,049 I'm giving it to Amanda's family because, you know, it's 1892 01:23:42,051 --> 01:23:44,418 gonna be awkward for the boy's this time at the lake without 1893 01:23:44,420 --> 01:23:48,155 their dad, so just kind of have to be really strong for 1894 01:23:48,157 --> 01:23:51,125 them, and I can't really do that if you're there, so. 1895 01:23:57,298 --> 01:23:58,232 -Amanda. 1896 01:23:58,234 --> 01:23:58,999 Hey. 1897 01:23:59,001 --> 01:24:01,301 -Hi. 1898 01:24:01,303 --> 01:24:04,705 -I know I got really drunk the other night and I know I said 1899 01:24:04,707 --> 01:24:06,640 some pretty awful things. 1900 01:24:06,642 --> 01:24:07,975 I didn't mean to call you-- 1901 01:24:07,977 --> 01:24:10,110 -Kosher Amanda. 1902 01:24:10,112 --> 01:24:12,413 I'm actually not kosher. 1903 01:24:12,415 --> 01:24:14,982 -Oh, I think I just assumed. 1904 01:24:14,984 --> 01:24:16,417 -Sam keeps kosher, but I love to cook. 1905 01:24:16,419 --> 01:24:18,218 I love to cook. 1906 01:24:18,220 --> 01:24:21,989 And there are so many things to cook that are not kosher. 1907 01:24:21,991 --> 01:24:25,225 -But I do light the candles on Friday nights. 1908 01:24:25,227 --> 01:24:27,995 I don't know why that gives me such a bad rap around here. 1909 01:24:30,532 --> 01:24:32,433 Anyway. 1910 01:24:32,435 --> 01:24:33,934 So, I'll see you. 1911 01:24:33,936 --> 01:24:35,269 -I'm sorry. 1912 01:24:38,140 --> 01:24:39,740 You've reached Jeff. 1913 01:24:39,742 --> 01:24:40,541 Leave me a message. 1914 01:24:40,543 --> 01:24:42,776 [beep] 1915 01:24:42,778 --> 01:24:44,478 -I miss you so much. 1916 01:24:47,749 --> 01:24:49,450 Please come home. 1917 01:25:05,200 --> 01:25:06,967 -Did that feel better? 1918 01:25:06,969 --> 01:25:08,769 To be a pariah? 1919 01:25:11,806 --> 01:25:14,341 -I never felt like I fit in with those moms anyway. 1920 01:25:16,711 --> 01:25:19,580 I mean, they don't work. 1921 01:25:19,582 --> 01:25:21,115 -You don't work either. 1922 01:25:23,551 --> 01:25:25,886 -I used to want to be a war reporter. 1923 01:25:25,888 --> 01:25:26,854 -I remember. 1924 01:25:26,856 --> 01:25:28,188 -You do? 1925 01:25:28,190 --> 01:25:30,357 I said that, didn't I? 1926 01:25:30,359 --> 01:25:31,625 -Yes, you said it. 1927 01:25:31,627 --> 01:25:34,862 -Jeff acts like he doesn't remember. 1928 01:25:34,864 --> 01:25:39,399 -Well, if you need evidence, I take copious notes. 1929 01:25:39,401 --> 01:25:41,101 Sure it's in here. 1930 01:25:48,643 --> 01:25:52,112 -Jeff has been sleeping in Bo and Stephanie's garage. 1931 01:25:52,114 --> 01:25:56,183 -Are you afraid he's going to leave you? 1932 01:25:56,185 --> 01:25:57,518 -Yes. 1933 01:25:59,754 --> 01:26:01,889 -May I share something? 1934 01:26:10,665 --> 01:26:14,368 Portia and I broke up. 1935 01:26:14,370 --> 01:26:15,936 And I know this is inappropriate. 1936 01:26:15,938 --> 01:26:20,607 -You know how you can be living with someone and take 1937 01:26:20,609 --> 01:26:23,744 them for granted? 1938 01:26:23,746 --> 01:26:25,846 I did that with her. 1939 01:26:25,848 --> 01:26:31,552 The moment I met her, I said to her, I want to be looking 1940 01:26:31,554 --> 01:26:35,455 at your eyes when I die. 1941 01:26:35,457 --> 01:26:39,526 -That is a lot for a first date. 1942 01:26:39,528 --> 01:26:42,396 -That was the truth. 1943 01:26:42,398 --> 01:26:44,932 I didn't know what I had when I had it. 1944 01:26:48,970 --> 01:26:51,205 I don't wanna start all over. 1945 01:26:51,207 --> 01:26:56,476 [sobbing] 1946 01:26:56,478 --> 01:26:59,146 -I don't wanna start all over. 1947 01:27:03,117 --> 01:27:13,327 [phone ringing] 1948 01:27:13,329 --> 01:27:14,194 JEFF (VOICEMAIL): Uh, hey. 1949 01:27:14,196 --> 01:27:15,095 You've reached Jeff. 1950 01:27:35,049 --> 01:27:37,451 [knocking] 1951 01:27:37,453 --> 01:27:38,986 -Jeff. 1952 01:27:43,024 --> 01:27:44,358 Je-- 1953 01:27:51,399 --> 01:27:52,933 Hi. 1954 01:27:59,407 --> 01:28:00,874 Nice digs. 1955 01:28:04,112 --> 01:28:07,447 I'm sorry I threw a bomb in the middle of our life. 1956 01:28:11,319 --> 01:28:13,020 Our beautiful life. 1957 01:28:31,673 --> 01:28:33,206 Does Bo have any weed? 1958 01:29:04,572 --> 01:29:06,306 Oh my god. 1959 01:29:13,481 --> 01:29:15,015 -Hey, Rach. 1960 01:29:15,017 --> 01:29:23,590 Um, in my head, I kinda put this all on you, but I think I 1961 01:29:23,592 --> 01:29:25,826 was asleep, so I'm sorry. 1962 01:29:34,936 --> 01:29:36,770 -What day is it? 1963 01:29:36,772 --> 01:29:38,405 -Friday. 1964 01:29:38,407 --> 01:29:40,474 -Oh, we should light candles. 1965 01:30:16,310 --> 01:30:22,249 [singing in hebrew] 1966 01:30:22,251 --> 01:30:24,484 -What are you saying? 1967 01:30:24,486 --> 01:30:28,688 You have no idea what you're saying, do you? 1968 01:30:28,690 --> 01:30:31,591 -You're supposed to cover your eyes. 1969 01:30:31,593 --> 01:30:32,325 That I know. 1970 01:30:32,327 --> 01:30:33,226 -Both of us? 1971 01:30:33,228 --> 01:30:34,828 -Mhmm. 1972 01:30:34,830 --> 01:30:36,596 -OK. 1973 01:30:36,598 --> 01:30:38,131 Eyes are covered. 1974 01:31:02,390 --> 01:31:03,290 [MUSIC PLAYING - DIRTY PROJECTORS, 1975 01:31:03,292 --> 01:31:04,090 "IMPREGNABLE QUESTION"] 1976 01:31:13,568 --> 01:31:15,702 -It's for you. 1977 01:31:15,704 --> 01:31:18,505 I put that together. 1978 01:31:18,507 --> 01:31:20,507 Do you wanna know how long that took? 1979 01:31:20,509 --> 01:31:21,241 -No. 1980 01:31:21,243 --> 01:31:22,142 -Long time. 1981 01:31:22,144 --> 01:31:23,243 All right, Mr. Giraffe. 1982 01:31:23,245 --> 01:31:24,411 Have a safe trip. 1983 01:31:24,413 --> 01:31:26,079 Don't be too scared. 1984 01:31:26,081 --> 01:31:29,416 RACHEL (OFFSCREEN): Send us a post card! 1985 01:31:29,418 --> 01:31:30,317 [MUSIC PLAYING - DIRTY PROJECTORS, 1986 01:31:30,319 --> 01:31:31,351 "IMPREGNABLE QUESTION"] 1987 01:32:00,515 --> 01:32:02,549 STEPHANIE (OFFSCREEN): I can't believe he didn't talk to her. 1988 01:32:02,551 --> 01:32:03,917 That's crazy. 1989 01:32:03,919 --> 01:32:05,318 RACHEL (OFFSCREEN): There was nothing to say. 1990 01:32:05,320 --> 01:32:06,186 -How'd she look? 1991 01:32:06,188 --> 01:32:07,387 -She looked good. 1992 01:32:07,389 --> 01:32:08,388 -Yeah? 1993 01:32:08,390 --> 01:32:11,324 -She looked, well, the same. 1994 01:32:11,326 --> 01:32:12,259 She seems happy. 1995 01:32:12,261 --> 01:32:14,127 -Well, that's good. 1996 01:32:14,129 --> 01:32:15,495 Good. 1997 01:32:15,497 --> 01:32:17,497 Still dancing, huh? 1998 01:32:17,499 --> 01:32:19,900 -Still hoofing it. 1999 01:32:19,902 --> 01:32:20,800 [MUSIC PLAYING - DIRTY PROJECTORS, 2000 01:32:20,802 --> 01:32:22,202 "IMPREGNABLE QUESTION"] 2001 01:32:46,594 --> 01:32:47,360 JEFF (OVER PHONE): Hey. 2002 01:32:47,362 --> 01:32:48,495 -Hi. 2003 01:32:48,497 --> 01:32:49,429 JEFF (OVER PHONE): What's going on? 2004 01:32:49,431 --> 01:32:51,164 -What are you up to? 2005 01:32:51,166 --> 01:32:52,465 You wanna meet me at home? 2006 01:32:52,467 --> 01:32:53,667 JEFF (OVER PHONE): Uh, yes. 2007 01:32:53,669 --> 01:32:55,835 -I'll see you in like seven minutes. 2008 01:32:55,837 --> 01:32:57,571 JEFF (OVER PHONE): See you soon. 2009 01:33:03,744 --> 01:33:07,714 -We should put Bonnet out. 2010 01:33:07,716 --> 01:33:10,684 -Nah, let's let him stay. 2011 01:33:10,686 --> 01:33:14,020 Bonnet, this is how humans do sex. 2012 01:33:21,629 --> 01:33:22,529 [MUSIC PLAYING - DIRTY PROJECTORS, 2013 01:33:22,531 --> 01:33:23,964 "IMPREGNABLE QUESTION"] 2014 01:33:35,643 --> 01:33:37,177 JEFF (OVER PHONE): Faster. 2015 01:33:40,214 --> 01:33:41,615 -Look in my eyes. 2016 01:33:41,617 --> 01:33:44,217 Look at me. 2017 01:33:44,219 --> 01:33:45,552 I'm here. 2018 01:34:10,945 --> 01:34:12,512 [MUSIC PLAYING - JJAMZ, "GET WHAT YOU WANT"] 2018 01:34:13,305 --> 01:34:19,575 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org