1 00:00:09,509 --> 00:00:11,176 Hi, I'm Jake Winton. 2 00:00:11,178 --> 00:00:12,644 If you're receiving this video, 3 00:00:12,646 --> 00:00:15,047 it means that you have invested in MINDS i. 4 00:00:15,049 --> 00:00:19,818 It also means that we have raised $2.5 million 5 00:00:19,820 --> 00:00:22,721 to start production on the sickest piece 6 00:00:22,723 --> 00:00:25,557 of wearable technology on the market today. 7 00:00:25,559 --> 00:00:28,994 It's also much more affordable than any of our competitors. 8 00:00:28,996 --> 00:00:30,229 I'm not gonna name any names, 9 00:00:30,231 --> 00:00:31,897 but I think you know who you are. 10 00:00:31,899 --> 00:00:34,466 I'm telling you, there is no other product 11 00:00:34,468 --> 00:00:38,303 on the market today that is as comprehensive, easy to use, 12 00:00:38,305 --> 00:00:41,140 and fucking cool as MINDS i. 13 00:00:41,142 --> 00:00:43,409 Wired Magazine, TechCrunch, 14 00:00:43,411 --> 00:00:45,844 and a whole mess of other media agree. 15 00:00:45,846 --> 00:00:47,880 Look, I'm not an inventor. I'm an investor. 16 00:00:47,882 --> 00:00:50,349 All of my money is in this product. 17 00:00:50,351 --> 00:00:52,017 I know a good thing when I see it, 18 00:00:52,019 --> 00:00:55,487 and I want you guys to see it all, so thank you. 19 00:00:55,489 --> 00:00:57,456 And you're welcome. 20 00:00:59,000 --> 00:01:05,074 Everyone is intimidated by a shark. Become a Card Shark AMERICASCARDROOM.COM 21 00:01:21,715 --> 00:01:23,949 Gersh, congrats, her dad's out of jail. 22 00:01:23,951 --> 00:01:25,350 Love the Windsor. 23 00:01:25,352 --> 00:01:27,186 Chatakov, thank you for the pork bun rack. 24 00:01:27,188 --> 00:01:29,555 Sam, you're not on the list, you can't be here. 25 00:01:29,557 --> 00:01:31,356 Hey, dude, take off the braided belt. 26 00:01:31,358 --> 00:01:33,292 No bullshit in my house, okay? 27 00:01:33,294 --> 00:01:36,028 - It's Hudson's apartment. - Do what he says, dick. 28 00:01:36,030 --> 00:01:37,963 - Dick. - You're gonna kill it, Dick. 29 00:01:37,965 --> 00:01:41,200 We're in for another 75K. This launch is gonna be huge. 30 00:01:41,202 --> 00:01:43,102 When I look around this room, I see so many people 31 00:01:43,104 --> 00:01:45,304 that I love... for their money. 32 00:01:46,974 --> 00:01:50,275 But this is where I say something that I really mean. 33 00:01:50,277 --> 00:01:52,911 I really want to thank you guys all for being here 34 00:01:52,913 --> 00:01:55,881 and investing your money and your time 35 00:01:55,883 --> 00:01:58,217 and your trust into MINDS i. 36 00:01:58,219 --> 00:02:00,986 You are all gonna be so much more interesting to talk to 37 00:02:00,988 --> 00:02:02,588 at a dinner party a week from now, 38 00:02:02,590 --> 00:02:05,224 and you are gonna have so much more money on paper. 39 00:02:05,226 --> 00:02:07,126 Whoo! - To MINDS i. 40 00:02:07,128 --> 00:02:08,961 - Not bad. 41 00:02:08,963 --> 00:02:11,396 Now, please, everybody enjoy their champagne. 42 00:02:11,398 --> 00:02:12,931 It's filled with rufies, so we're gonna have 43 00:02:12,933 --> 00:02:14,166 a good fucking time tonight. 44 00:02:16,303 --> 00:02:19,738 Oh, my God, you guys, that is so hot. 45 00:02:19,740 --> 00:02:21,573 Mmm, yeah, it is. 46 00:02:21,575 --> 00:02:22,674 Who wants a cup of coffee? 47 00:02:22,676 --> 00:02:24,977 Mmm--I do. Yes. 48 00:02:29,116 --> 00:02:31,783 Hey, lawyer man, tell me you're bringing by more demos. 49 00:02:31,785 --> 00:02:34,920 People want their eyes to get fucked by technology. 50 00:02:34,922 --> 00:02:37,756 Hudson, please. 51 00:02:37,758 --> 00:02:39,291 They're the manufacturer. 52 00:02:39,293 --> 00:02:41,260 What do you mean, they can't manufacture the part? 53 00:02:42,295 --> 00:02:43,662 No, no, fuck. 54 00:02:43,664 --> 00:02:45,531 Look, it's China, it's a big-ass country. 55 00:02:45,533 --> 00:02:48,834 We'll just find someone else to make the part, okay? 56 00:02:48,836 --> 00:02:54,139 We just need to keep this quiet and keep the launch smooth. 57 00:02:54,141 --> 00:02:58,310 You're reading this off of TechCrunch, aren't you? 58 00:02:58,312 --> 00:03:03,615 Jesus Christ. It's already out. 59 00:03:08,889 --> 00:03:11,690 You guys are gonna leave me in here? 60 00:03:20,067 --> 00:03:21,200 B dog. 61 00:03:21,202 --> 00:03:22,401 What, did you have your fucking mom 62 00:03:22,403 --> 00:03:23,535 do the production research? 63 00:03:23,537 --> 00:03:24,703 My mom's dead. 64 00:03:24,705 --> 00:03:26,205 - Right. - But we're gonna find 65 00:03:26,207 --> 00:03:27,739 a new manufacturer and make this right. 66 00:03:27,741 --> 00:03:28,874 Fuck you, fuck head. 67 00:03:28,876 --> 00:03:30,576 Already on the phone, I love it. 68 00:03:30,578 --> 00:03:31,643 Yeah, no, I'm on my way home. He--he lost all the money. 69 00:03:31,645 --> 00:03:33,378 See you, man. 70 00:03:38,551 --> 00:03:41,753 What time is it? 71 00:03:41,755 --> 00:03:46,158 We are gonna watch the sun rise every day together, dude, 72 00:03:46,160 --> 00:03:49,161 until your soul is healed. 73 00:03:54,500 --> 00:03:57,603 Oh, I can't stay here. 74 00:03:57,605 --> 00:03:58,904 Tickets. 75 00:03:58,906 --> 00:04:01,740 Get your tickets out, please. 76 00:04:01,742 --> 00:04:04,543 I'm sorry, I forget where... 77 00:04:04,545 --> 00:04:07,346 I put it. There it is. 78 00:04:11,184 --> 00:04:14,119 Going backwards makes a lot of people nauseous. 79 00:04:14,121 --> 00:04:17,022 Yeah, I don't get nauseous, man. 80 00:04:17,024 --> 00:04:19,925 New Rochelle. Be there in no time. 81 00:04:22,562 --> 00:04:25,364 Hey, man, where's my money? I trusted you, give me a call-- 82 00:04:25,366 --> 00:04:27,399 Hey, great party. Way to fuck up my life. 83 00:04:27,401 --> 00:04:29,968 Stop texting Kat, okay? She broke up with you, dude. 84 00:04:29,970 --> 00:04:31,937 The end, she's done. 85 00:04:31,939 --> 00:04:33,105 Hey, Jake, my kids aren't going to camp 86 00:04:33,107 --> 00:04:34,606 this summer. Thanks, buddy. 87 00:04:34,608 --> 00:04:36,441 I just wanted to let you know 88 00:04:36,443 --> 00:04:38,277 that you probably shouldn't come to the reunion this weekend. 89 00:04:38,279 --> 00:04:40,612 You better find another fucking manufacturer-- 90 00:04:40,614 --> 00:04:42,281 Hey, Jake, I want you to tell my wife that she's probably 91 00:04:42,283 --> 00:04:43,982 gonna have to get a second job. I changed your name 92 00:04:43,984 --> 00:04:46,251 in my phone to "life ruiner." 93 00:04:46,253 --> 00:04:47,986 Jake, don't come to my birthday party next week. 94 00:04:47,988 --> 00:04:49,288 I wanted to leave you a voice mail 95 00:04:49,290 --> 00:04:50,756 so you could hear in my voice 96 00:04:50,758 --> 00:04:52,624 how disappointed and angry and pissed I am! 97 00:05:22,188 --> 00:05:24,423 Hey. 98 00:05:24,425 --> 00:05:28,760 It's Jake, your brother. I left you messages. 99 00:05:28,762 --> 00:05:30,495 Well, I had no idea-- 100 00:05:30,497 --> 00:05:33,498 What are you doing here? Hi. 101 00:05:33,500 --> 00:05:35,434 Uh-- 102 00:05:35,436 --> 00:05:37,169 Do you not answer your phone anymore? 103 00:05:37,171 --> 00:05:38,937 I know, yeah, it's basically impossible 104 00:05:38,939 --> 00:05:41,206 for me to talk on the phone. 105 00:05:41,208 --> 00:05:42,941 Hi--come in, hi. 106 00:05:42,943 --> 00:05:44,609 - Hi. - Ugh. 107 00:05:44,611 --> 00:05:46,445 Whoa. You all right? 108 00:05:46,447 --> 00:05:49,781 No, it's good. I'm good, I'm fine. 109 00:05:49,783 --> 00:05:51,350 I'm pregnant. 110 00:05:51,352 --> 00:05:54,519 Really? Wasn't Teddy born, like, yesterday? 111 00:05:54,521 --> 00:05:56,021 He's three. 112 00:05:56,023 --> 00:05:57,489 He is? 113 00:05:57,491 --> 00:05:59,224 And there's another one in there? 114 00:05:59,226 --> 00:06:02,327 There's like nothing going on with this belly. 115 00:06:02,329 --> 00:06:05,397 Sorry, I just--I don't like people touching it. 116 00:06:05,399 --> 00:06:06,965 But you can touch it. 117 00:06:06,967 --> 00:06:08,834 No, it's fine, I don't need to touch anything. 118 00:06:08,836 --> 00:06:11,002 So how pregnant are you? 119 00:06:11,004 --> 00:06:14,573 13 weeks. 120 00:06:14,575 --> 00:06:16,575 Wow. 121 00:06:16,577 --> 00:06:18,744 Why aren't you wearing your glasses? 122 00:06:18,746 --> 00:06:20,312 I got Lasik. 123 00:06:20,314 --> 00:06:21,680 You had surgery? 124 00:06:21,682 --> 00:06:23,482 You don't have surgery without telling people. 125 00:06:23,484 --> 00:06:25,684 I could have come in for that. When did you do it? 126 00:06:25,686 --> 00:06:27,386 I don't know. Last year. 127 00:06:27,388 --> 00:06:29,988 Wow. 128 00:06:29,990 --> 00:06:31,923 Your eyes look kind of buggy. 129 00:06:31,925 --> 00:06:34,226 Yeah, that's what I was going for. 130 00:06:34,228 --> 00:06:36,228 Maybe you should check your thyroid. 131 00:06:36,230 --> 00:06:37,829 You should check your thyroid. 132 00:06:37,831 --> 00:06:40,766 Sorry, this is Teddy's wake of destruction. 133 00:06:40,768 --> 00:06:43,935 Just step over that turtle, and have a seat. 134 00:06:43,937 --> 00:06:45,670 Where is Teddy? Teddy! 135 00:06:45,672 --> 00:06:48,707 He's actually at daycare, and I have a early meeting, 136 00:06:48,709 --> 00:06:52,544 so can you stay for dinner? 137 00:06:52,546 --> 00:06:55,781 Yeah. Is it cool if I crash here? 138 00:06:55,783 --> 00:06:59,117 Tonight? Sure. 139 00:06:59,119 --> 00:07:01,019 Oh, don't sit there. Sorry, that's where 140 00:07:01,021 --> 00:07:03,388 Teddy puts his leaf babies to sleep. 141 00:07:03,390 --> 00:07:05,557 Oh, that's where his leaf babies sleep, of course. 142 00:07:05,559 --> 00:07:07,092 That makes perfect sense. 143 00:07:07,094 --> 00:07:09,895 So, how long do you need to stay? 144 00:07:09,897 --> 00:07:11,863 For a couple nights. 145 00:07:11,865 --> 00:07:13,598 That's a big bag. 146 00:07:13,600 --> 00:07:15,100 Yeah, well, I couldn't cram everything into a little bag 147 00:07:15,102 --> 00:07:17,936 when my entire world imploded upon itself. 148 00:07:17,938 --> 00:07:20,038 You don't seem very focused. 149 00:07:20,040 --> 00:07:21,540 Huh? I'm focused. 150 00:07:21,542 --> 00:07:25,076 I'm focused on you and on folding this laundry 151 00:07:25,078 --> 00:07:28,780 and on not being late. What is going on? 152 00:07:28,782 --> 00:07:31,316 Well, you can basically take the last three years of my life 153 00:07:31,318 --> 00:07:34,085 and light them on fire. Company's fucked. 154 00:07:34,087 --> 00:07:36,988 My girlfriend dumped me. People hate me. 155 00:07:36,990 --> 00:07:40,959 Oh. Did you, uh, lose a lot of money? 156 00:07:40,961 --> 00:07:45,263 Oh, yeah, no, I lost, uh, all of my money and then some, 157 00:07:45,265 --> 00:07:47,732 and then I lost a lot of other people's money, 158 00:07:47,734 --> 00:07:49,768 which feels surprisingly terrible. 159 00:07:49,770 --> 00:07:51,903 Dude, can you just take the day off? 160 00:07:51,905 --> 00:07:54,606 I can't. I-I've been out a lot lately 161 00:07:54,608 --> 00:07:59,110 and my principal is tracking my level of commitment, so-- 162 00:07:59,112 --> 00:08:00,445 Whatever. 163 00:08:00,447 --> 00:08:01,847 You're gonna be fine, Jake. 164 00:08:01,849 --> 00:08:05,750 Fuck those people. I'm done with the city. 165 00:08:05,752 --> 00:08:07,519 Your shirt's buttoned wrong. 166 00:08:07,521 --> 00:08:10,121 Oh. Shit. Thanks. 167 00:08:10,123 --> 00:08:14,659 So, if it's a couple of months, Is that okay? Three months? 168 00:08:14,661 --> 00:08:16,261 Jesus, three months? 169 00:08:16,263 --> 00:08:18,029 I'm sorry I didn't schedule my life falling apart 170 00:08:18,031 --> 00:08:19,464 better for you. 171 00:08:19,466 --> 00:08:20,832 That's not what I'm saying. You just-- 172 00:08:20,834 --> 00:08:22,667 You show up here with your big bag, 173 00:08:22,669 --> 00:08:24,870 and you haven't been out here for at least a year. 174 00:08:24,872 --> 00:08:27,372 I was here for Teddy's birthday. 175 00:08:27,374 --> 00:08:29,341 We invited you and you didn't come. 176 00:08:29,343 --> 00:08:31,276 Well, I wanted to be there, okay? 177 00:08:31,278 --> 00:08:32,811 That counts for something. 178 00:08:32,813 --> 00:08:34,679 - I have to talk to Danny. - Like ask him permission? 179 00:08:34,681 --> 00:08:36,781 Like have a conversation where I ask him 180 00:08:36,783 --> 00:08:38,950 how he feels about you living with us for three months 181 00:08:38,952 --> 00:08:40,185 because he's my husband. 182 00:08:40,187 --> 00:08:41,686 Can you answer me as to why there are 183 00:08:41,688 --> 00:08:45,724 so many new sconces around the house? 184 00:08:46,826 --> 00:08:50,395 We're trying to sell the house. 185 00:08:50,397 --> 00:08:53,698 Could you maybe not sell our childhood home right now? 186 00:08:53,700 --> 00:08:56,668 Please? 187 00:08:56,670 --> 00:09:00,372 I'm really sorry, Jake. Look, just... 188 00:09:00,374 --> 00:09:02,574 Just hang out, and eat whatever you want, 189 00:09:02,576 --> 00:09:06,077 and I'll be home tonight and we can all have dinner. 190 00:09:07,079 --> 00:09:08,947 Okay. 191 00:09:12,852 --> 00:09:14,553 It's freezing in this house. 192 00:09:14,555 --> 00:09:18,557 Can you get me a sweatshirt, please? 193 00:09:35,208 --> 00:09:38,610 Ah! Fuck you, you pressed wood piece of shit. 194 00:09:38,612 --> 00:09:40,612 Oh, look who it is. 195 00:09:40,614 --> 00:09:42,681 Good nap? 196 00:09:42,683 --> 00:09:43,915 Yeah, I forgot where I was. 197 00:09:43,917 --> 00:09:46,017 You were in my bed with your shoes on. 198 00:09:46,019 --> 00:09:47,919 - Uh-- - It's okay. 199 00:09:47,921 --> 00:09:51,389 Hey, sorry to hear about, you know, everything. 200 00:09:51,391 --> 00:09:53,124 Oh, no worries. 201 00:09:53,126 --> 00:09:55,894 So you gonna replace that door with more sconces? 202 00:09:55,896 --> 00:09:58,797 We're doing reclaimed walnut. 203 00:09:58,799 --> 00:10:00,131 Justine and Teddy are upstairs. 204 00:10:00,133 --> 00:10:01,433 Oh, I'll go say hi to them. 205 00:10:01,435 --> 00:10:02,934 You know what, no, no, don't do that. 206 00:10:02,936 --> 00:10:04,302 She's pretty upset about that nap. 207 00:10:04,304 --> 00:10:05,370 Why don't you be my little helper? 208 00:10:05,372 --> 00:10:06,938 Help me take the door off. 209 00:10:06,940 --> 00:10:08,707 You know I pay a guy to hang pictures in my apartment. 210 00:10:08,709 --> 00:10:09,941 Dude, it's very easy. 211 00:10:09,943 --> 00:10:11,610 You just take this, put it in there... 212 00:10:11,612 --> 00:10:12,777 - Uh-huh. - And then look. 213 00:10:13,714 --> 00:10:16,214 Exciting. 214 00:10:16,216 --> 00:10:18,984 - Do I need goggles? - No, dude. 215 00:10:18,986 --> 00:10:20,051 Like that? 216 00:10:20,053 --> 00:10:21,219 Yeah. Oh! 217 00:10:21,221 --> 00:10:22,287 - Oh, ho. - Lookit, lookit. 218 00:10:22,289 --> 00:10:24,456 - Hey! - Hey! Holy shit! 219 00:10:24,458 --> 00:10:26,558 Hey. - Teddy! 220 00:10:26,560 --> 00:10:28,126 Unky! 221 00:10:28,128 --> 00:10:30,629 Look how big you are! You're like an adult man. 222 00:10:30,631 --> 00:10:32,163 I'm holding an adult man! 223 00:10:32,165 --> 00:10:34,065 I have a train table. 224 00:10:34,067 --> 00:10:36,501 Yeah, I just used an electric screwdriver. 225 00:10:36,503 --> 00:10:37,836 Let's go crazy! 226 00:10:37,838 --> 00:10:39,471 Let's go crazy in the morning. 227 00:10:39,473 --> 00:10:40,805 We just came in to say goodnight. 228 00:10:40,807 --> 00:10:42,741 Good night? What time is it? 229 00:10:42,743 --> 00:10:44,676 7:45. Time for books and bed. 230 00:10:44,678 --> 00:10:46,511 Oh! - What? 231 00:10:46,513 --> 00:10:49,014 Shit, that means I've been sleeping for, like, nine hours. 232 00:10:49,016 --> 00:10:50,148 9 1/2. 233 00:10:50,150 --> 00:10:51,816 Shucks, that's a long nap. 234 00:10:51,818 --> 00:10:52,817 Shucks! 235 00:10:54,087 --> 00:10:55,620 You can't be mad at people for napping. 236 00:10:55,622 --> 00:10:57,155 Dude, we get mad at anybody who gets any sleep. 237 00:10:57,157 --> 00:10:58,790 Okay, Mr. Monster Man, let's bring it in. 238 00:10:58,792 --> 00:10:59,958 - Family hug. - Bring it in. 239 00:10:59,960 --> 00:11:01,092 - Family hug. Come on. - No! 240 00:11:01,094 --> 00:11:02,794 Oh! 241 00:11:02,796 --> 00:11:04,763 I'm hungry, I'm gonna have to eat some of--grr. 242 00:11:04,765 --> 00:11:06,131 - No, you can't eat him! 243 00:11:06,133 --> 00:11:07,198 All right. 244 00:11:07,200 --> 00:11:08,466 - Mwah. - I'll start dinner. 245 00:11:08,468 --> 00:11:09,668 - Hi. - Good night. 246 00:11:09,670 --> 00:11:11,036 - Okay. - Good night! 247 00:11:11,038 --> 00:11:12,303 Night, Teddy. 248 00:11:12,305 --> 00:11:14,105 What is that? 249 00:11:14,107 --> 00:11:15,707 - This guy. - Is that that-- 250 00:11:15,709 --> 00:11:17,275 Is that that song from The Shining? 251 00:11:17,277 --> 00:11:19,544 Yeah, this guy wants to kill me. 252 00:11:19,546 --> 00:11:22,614 I love that song. 253 00:11:28,154 --> 00:11:29,688 Jeez, You guys are eating like rescue dogs. 254 00:11:29,690 --> 00:11:33,191 I know, we got to slow down. 255 00:11:33,193 --> 00:11:35,160 You talk to him yet? 256 00:11:35,162 --> 00:11:37,295 No. 257 00:11:37,297 --> 00:11:38,563 What? 258 00:11:38,565 --> 00:11:40,799 I need to stay here for a few months. 259 00:11:40,801 --> 00:11:42,200 Yeah, sure. 260 00:11:42,202 --> 00:11:43,568 Mm! 261 00:11:43,570 --> 00:11:44,869 What? 262 00:11:44,871 --> 00:11:46,137 My sister moved back in with my parents 263 00:11:46,139 --> 00:11:47,372 after she had that nervous breakdown, 264 00:11:47,374 --> 00:11:49,074 dropped out of school. Same thing. 265 00:11:49,076 --> 00:11:51,209 Yeah, it's the same thing as that. 266 00:11:51,211 --> 00:11:53,044 I haven't had a chance to talk to him yet. 267 00:11:53,046 --> 00:11:57,015 I can help out around the house, buy groceries, build stuff, 268 00:11:57,017 --> 00:11:59,050 rip shit out of walls as needed. 269 00:11:59,052 --> 00:12:00,885 You want to watch Teddy? 270 00:12:00,887 --> 00:12:02,420 Yeah, sure. I'll watch cartoons with him 271 00:12:02,422 --> 00:12:03,888 while you guys have a night on the town. 272 00:12:03,890 --> 00:12:07,826 I could do that, like, every other week. 273 00:12:07,828 --> 00:12:10,495 He can watch Teddy. 274 00:12:10,497 --> 00:12:13,064 You mean like "watch him" watch him? 275 00:12:13,066 --> 00:12:14,499 - No. - Come on, dude. 276 00:12:14,501 --> 00:12:17,001 That day care sucks. It's not clean. 277 00:12:17,003 --> 00:12:19,104 The kids are always licking the toys, and-- 278 00:12:19,106 --> 00:12:20,672 One got whooping cough last week. 279 00:12:20,674 --> 00:12:22,340 Yeah, It's fucking dark ages there. 280 00:12:22,342 --> 00:12:26,344 Plus, he'll help us out money-wise. 281 00:12:26,346 --> 00:12:27,679 We're not broke. 282 00:12:27,681 --> 00:12:30,014 Well-- 283 00:12:30,016 --> 00:12:31,216 What? 284 00:12:31,218 --> 00:12:33,918 Hi. What the fuck's going on? 285 00:12:33,920 --> 00:12:35,520 I-- 286 00:12:35,522 --> 00:12:37,188 Nothing, it's-- Well, 287 00:12:37,190 --> 00:12:40,558 I guess-- The idea on the table 288 00:12:40,560 --> 00:12:44,462 is that you... stay for a few months, 289 00:12:44,464 --> 00:12:47,298 and you look after Teddy. 290 00:12:47,300 --> 00:12:50,301 Guys, I'm talking about, like, buying groceries, 291 00:12:50,303 --> 00:12:52,237 maybe build a few things. 292 00:12:52,239 --> 00:12:53,772 I need you to make me feel better. 293 00:12:53,774 --> 00:12:56,207 Come on, you fuck. He's cute. 294 00:12:56,209 --> 00:12:58,076 You need to get a flu shot. 295 00:12:58,078 --> 00:13:00,411 We'll take care of it, dock it out of your pay, or whatever. 296 00:13:00,413 --> 00:13:01,813 Oh, we're paying him now? 297 00:13:01,815 --> 00:13:03,214 We can't not. 298 00:13:03,216 --> 00:13:07,619 Can't not. How much we talking about? 299 00:13:07,621 --> 00:13:08,620 300. 300 00:13:08,622 --> 00:13:09,654 A day? 301 00:13:09,656 --> 00:13:12,590 A week, maybe. 302 00:13:12,592 --> 00:13:14,526 You should take it, bro. 303 00:13:18,297 --> 00:13:19,731 Fine. 304 00:13:19,733 --> 00:13:24,235 Awesome! I'm gonna get the Breyers. 305 00:13:24,237 --> 00:13:25,770 You seriously gonna do this? 306 00:13:25,772 --> 00:13:27,839 You know I have a DUI, right? 307 00:13:27,841 --> 00:13:30,241 You don't trust me with your kid? 308 00:13:30,243 --> 00:13:31,976 Absolutely. 309 00:13:36,448 --> 00:13:39,584 Dude! The old room. 310 00:13:39,586 --> 00:13:42,253 I'm gonna need, like, four guys to get rid of that thing. 311 00:13:42,255 --> 00:13:44,455 - It's all right. - Look, 312 00:13:44,457 --> 00:13:47,425 left your dope-ass Bar Mitzvah thing up. 313 00:13:47,427 --> 00:13:48,593 Guess I had a lot of interests. 314 00:13:50,997 --> 00:13:53,665 Still badass. 315 00:13:59,438 --> 00:14:01,940 Are you okay? Do you want to talk? 316 00:14:01,942 --> 00:14:03,541 No, I'm good. 317 00:14:03,543 --> 00:14:05,443 Open or closed? 318 00:14:05,445 --> 00:14:06,911 Closed. 319 00:14:08,314 --> 00:14:09,347 Good night. 320 00:14:09,349 --> 00:14:11,950 Good night. 321 00:14:45,852 --> 00:14:48,820 Hey, so you're cool, right, with the whole thing? 322 00:14:48,822 --> 00:14:49,988 - Yeah. - Yeah? 323 00:14:49,990 --> 00:14:50,989 Fine. 324 00:14:50,991 --> 00:14:52,924 Okay. 325 00:14:55,929 --> 00:14:59,497 He decides when he comes and when he goes, you know. 326 00:14:59,499 --> 00:15:02,567 Whatever works for him. 327 00:15:02,569 --> 00:15:04,602 Okay, so we are gonna talk about it? 328 00:15:04,604 --> 00:15:08,406 No, no, I'm sorry. I'm done. 329 00:15:08,408 --> 00:15:09,440 - Yeah? - Yeah. 330 00:15:09,442 --> 00:15:11,943 Okay. 331 00:15:17,182 --> 00:15:19,717 You know, he doesn't even know how old Teddy is. 332 00:15:19,719 --> 00:15:23,454 I just don't--I mean, it's not like he has to get him anything. 333 00:15:23,456 --> 00:15:28,092 He's just like my dad. Everything's a fly-by, I-- 334 00:15:28,094 --> 00:15:29,861 He just shows up here like-- 335 00:15:29,863 --> 00:15:31,863 Okay, I'm gonna go and drink a coke 336 00:15:31,865 --> 00:15:33,798 so we can keep talking about it. - No, it's fine. 337 00:15:33,800 --> 00:15:36,401 No, it's fine, it's fine. I-- 338 00:15:36,403 --> 00:15:38,903 He's my brother. 339 00:15:38,905 --> 00:15:40,939 Okay. 340 00:15:47,113 --> 00:15:50,181 Fuck, I forgot to brush my teeth. 341 00:16:07,766 --> 00:16:09,400 Spit in this. 342 00:16:14,573 --> 00:16:16,307 I love you. 343 00:16:16,309 --> 00:16:17,642 Hmm? 344 00:16:17,644 --> 00:16:18,810 I love you. 345 00:16:18,812 --> 00:16:20,578 - I'm sorry, I didn't-- - Okay. 346 00:16:33,025 --> 00:16:35,460 I'm jumping. 347 00:16:35,462 --> 00:16:39,197 Stop. Stop, Teddy. 348 00:16:39,199 --> 00:16:42,000 Too early, buddy. Stop jumping on the bed, okay? 349 00:16:42,002 --> 00:16:45,003 It's 7:00. We've been up for two hours. 350 00:16:45,005 --> 00:16:46,537 - What? - Yeah. 351 00:16:46,539 --> 00:16:48,773 He has? How's that possible? 352 00:16:48,775 --> 00:16:50,375 That's crazy. 353 00:16:54,314 --> 00:16:55,646 It's going down! 354 00:16:55,648 --> 00:16:57,815 Can you--I really feel it. Can you? 355 00:16:57,817 --> 00:17:00,118 Yeah, I can feel it. 356 00:17:01,186 --> 00:17:02,553 Unky Jake needs a little coffee, 357 00:17:02,555 --> 00:17:04,355 and then I'll be ready to play, okay? 358 00:17:07,793 --> 00:17:09,894 Coffee bean! 359 00:17:09,896 --> 00:17:12,864 Coffee beans! 360 00:17:12,866 --> 00:17:16,300 "I used to just splash. Now I make waves. 361 00:17:16,302 --> 00:17:19,337 "I used to be shy. Now I am brave. 362 00:17:19,339 --> 00:17:22,707 "I used to just watch. Now I can dig. 363 00:17:22,709 --> 00:17:28,646 I used to be little. Now I am big." 364 00:17:28,648 --> 00:17:31,549 How is this not putting you to sleep? 365 00:17:31,551 --> 00:17:33,718 Okay, Teddy's gonna be a good boy 366 00:17:33,720 --> 00:17:36,354 while Unky Jake does his business. 367 00:17:36,356 --> 00:17:37,855 No, Teddy, you can't play with that. 368 00:17:37,857 --> 00:17:39,757 That is a heavy glass paperweight. 369 00:17:39,759 --> 00:17:41,192 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 370 00:17:41,194 --> 00:17:43,227 you can't play with glass like that, buddy. 371 00:17:44,364 --> 00:17:45,897 Okay. 372 00:17:45,899 --> 00:17:47,598 Hold on a second, we're gonna deal with this. 373 00:17:50,370 --> 00:17:51,836 This better be an emergency. 374 00:17:51,838 --> 00:17:54,005 Yeah, no, this is an emergency. 375 00:17:54,007 --> 00:17:56,674 I can't even go to the bathroom without him breaking something. 376 00:17:56,676 --> 00:17:58,943 I'm here with a student who is literally 377 00:17:58,945 --> 00:18:02,246 a million times smarter than you. 378 00:18:02,248 --> 00:18:04,015 She's gonna get into Harvard. 379 00:18:04,017 --> 00:18:05,450 Well, what am I supposed to do? 380 00:18:05,452 --> 00:18:07,118 Jake, just leave the door open. 381 00:18:07,120 --> 00:18:08,619 I tried leaving the door open, 382 00:18:08,621 --> 00:18:12,123 but your devil child wouldn't listen to me. 383 00:18:13,359 --> 00:18:16,727 I'm sorry, it's my little brother. 384 00:18:16,729 --> 00:18:18,029 He's kind of an idiot. 385 00:18:18,031 --> 00:18:19,697 Oh my God, mine's an effing moron. 386 00:18:21,234 --> 00:18:23,634 You really think I can get into Harvard? 387 00:18:23,636 --> 00:18:25,503 Yeah, I really do. 388 00:18:31,144 --> 00:18:32,977 Don't climb up there. Teddy, please, 389 00:18:32,979 --> 00:18:34,545 just give me one minute. 390 00:18:34,547 --> 00:18:36,114 Teddy, that's-- it's fragile. 391 00:18:36,116 --> 00:18:37,882 I know you think this is hilarious, 392 00:18:37,884 --> 00:18:40,218 but this is one of the more embarrassing events of my life. 393 00:18:50,463 --> 00:18:53,331 Look, Jean, if Shirley's gonna organize meeting with parents 394 00:18:53,333 --> 00:18:55,166 about college prep strategy during lunch, 395 00:18:55,168 --> 00:18:56,767 I'm gonna need a little more notice. 396 00:18:56,769 --> 00:18:58,836 What's happening? Are we rescheduling? 397 00:18:58,838 --> 00:19:00,771 You left me a note about a parent meeting? 398 00:19:00,773 --> 00:19:02,507 Yes, I did, right there in your mailbox. 399 00:19:02,509 --> 00:19:03,674 I have a cell phone. 400 00:19:03,676 --> 00:19:05,576 Yes, I know you have a cell phone. 401 00:19:05,578 --> 00:19:06,978 - They're everywhere. - Look, Shirley, 402 00:19:06,980 --> 00:19:08,679 my brother just showed up out of nowhere 403 00:19:08,681 --> 00:19:12,416 and he's staying with us. I'm pregnant. 404 00:19:12,418 --> 00:19:14,785 I have a doctor's appointment. 405 00:19:14,787 --> 00:19:17,488 Listen, I'm sure the baby will be great, 406 00:19:17,490 --> 00:19:19,824 but I would like for you and I to be great, 407 00:19:19,826 --> 00:19:22,293 and that means we gotta put a little more effort 408 00:19:22,295 --> 00:19:24,629 into our communication. Mm-hmm. 409 00:19:24,631 --> 00:19:27,031 Okay. So let me be clear. 410 00:19:27,033 --> 00:19:30,001 You want me to miss my ultrasound appointment 411 00:19:30,003 --> 00:19:31,802 to check that my baby is healthy 412 00:19:31,804 --> 00:19:34,038 because I didn't check my mailbox? 413 00:19:36,775 --> 00:19:39,944 Jean, we'll reschedule. Can you make that happen? 414 00:19:39,946 --> 00:19:41,979 And please look around and find my password. 415 00:19:41,981 --> 00:19:44,248 I can never remember it. 416 00:20:04,169 --> 00:20:05,403 Yeah? 417 00:20:05,405 --> 00:20:07,405 Hi, uh, how do you open the stroller, 418 00:20:07,407 --> 00:20:09,240 and what time are you coming home? 419 00:20:09,242 --> 00:20:11,342 You step down on it, and then you push the handles up and out. 420 00:20:11,344 --> 00:20:13,911 I can't talk, I'm at work. I gotta go. 421 00:20:13,913 --> 00:20:16,914 Who I am, 422 00:20:16,916 --> 00:20:19,517 not for what you wanted me to be. 423 00:20:22,555 --> 00:20:28,626 I just wanted you to be happy. That's all. 424 00:20:31,496 --> 00:20:36,901 Oh, my God. 425 00:20:36,903 --> 00:20:40,538 Sweet rides, right? Good afternoon, ladies. 426 00:20:40,540 --> 00:20:43,674 What, you've never seen a kid in a suitcase before? 427 00:20:43,676 --> 00:20:45,076 Who's a stud, Teddy? 428 00:20:45,078 --> 00:20:46,177 Me! 429 00:20:46,179 --> 00:20:49,180 Yeah, that's right. 430 00:20:49,182 --> 00:20:52,683 Suitcase stud! 431 00:20:56,288 --> 00:21:00,324 Kind of a beat scene, huh, Teddy? 432 00:21:10,769 --> 00:21:13,204 Teddy, why don't you go hit the monkey bars for a second? 433 00:21:13,206 --> 00:21:17,008 Yeah, why don't you go hit the jungle gym, bud. 434 00:21:22,147 --> 00:21:24,649 Oof. 435 00:21:24,651 --> 00:21:27,251 They grow up so fast now, they can just play on their own. 436 00:21:27,253 --> 00:21:29,654 - Hmm. - Hmm. 437 00:21:29,656 --> 00:21:31,956 How old's your little boy? 438 00:21:31,958 --> 00:21:33,424 She's a girl. 439 00:21:33,426 --> 00:21:36,627 No doubt, no doubt. 440 00:21:36,629 --> 00:21:39,297 You're a girl too, aren't you? 441 00:21:40,933 --> 00:21:42,300 I'm Jake. 442 00:21:42,302 --> 00:21:43,401 Blanca. 443 00:21:43,403 --> 00:21:45,803 Blanca? But you're not white? 444 00:21:45,805 --> 00:21:46,837 Funny. 445 00:21:46,839 --> 00:21:48,172 - I know, right? - Mm-hmm. 446 00:21:48,174 --> 00:21:49,840 It's crazy. Yeah, it's funny, 447 00:21:49,842 --> 00:21:51,409 'cause it's like-- - Whoo! Pa-pow, pow, pow! 448 00:21:51,411 --> 00:21:53,844 Pa-pow, pow, pow, pow, pow! Pa-pow, pow! 449 00:21:53,846 --> 00:21:55,246 Hey, Armin. 450 00:21:55,248 --> 00:21:56,781 Hey, Blanca. 451 00:21:56,783 --> 00:21:58,316 Mwah. 452 00:21:58,318 --> 00:21:59,850 - How are you, gorgeous? - No, you're gorgeous. 453 00:21:59,852 --> 00:22:03,154 No, Georgia is gorgeous. Hello, Georgia. 454 00:22:03,156 --> 00:22:05,089 Hey, if you want, Bash and I are gonna go 455 00:22:05,091 --> 00:22:06,691 have snacks on the giant turtle today, 456 00:22:06,693 --> 00:22:08,459 so you are invited. - Ooh. 457 00:22:08,461 --> 00:22:09,660 Oh, shit, I forgot to feed Teddy. 458 00:22:09,662 --> 00:22:10,861 Do you have any snacks? 459 00:22:10,863 --> 00:22:12,129 Hey, language, man. 460 00:22:12,131 --> 00:22:13,597 Just a little something. I'm sorry, he-- 461 00:22:13,599 --> 00:22:16,867 - Wow. - So this is Teddy's nanny. 462 00:22:16,869 --> 00:22:18,436 Oh. 463 00:22:18,438 --> 00:22:21,138 I'm actually his uncle, and what does "oh" mean? 464 00:22:21,140 --> 00:22:23,274 Ah, nothing, man. I'm just effing with you. 465 00:22:23,276 --> 00:22:25,142 Oh, hey, are you guys going to the wool festival today? 466 00:22:25,144 --> 00:22:26,944 Mm-hmm. - Oh, great. 467 00:22:26,946 --> 00:22:29,313 You're gonna love this. It's--they've got live sheep. 468 00:22:29,315 --> 00:22:31,949 The kids can pet the sheep. There's a knitting workshop. 469 00:22:31,951 --> 00:22:34,452 The kids go crazy for it. There's a yarn toss. 470 00:22:34,454 --> 00:22:35,886 - Remember, we went last year. - Uh-huh. 471 00:22:35,888 --> 00:22:37,722 Oh, is that where you made the pizza hat? 472 00:22:37,724 --> 00:22:40,725 Nope, Blanca got me this hat. 473 00:22:40,727 --> 00:22:42,193 'Cause I was gonna say, it's awesome. 474 00:22:42,195 --> 00:22:44,328 - Yeah. - I mean, everybody loves pizza. 475 00:22:44,330 --> 00:22:45,730 You know, I'm not touching carbs right now, but-- 476 00:22:45,732 --> 00:22:47,398 - We're going. - Okay, good. 477 00:22:48,835 --> 00:22:50,301 - Oh, shit. 478 00:22:50,303 --> 00:22:52,136 No, don't sip it from the straw. 479 00:22:52,138 --> 00:22:54,505 Hold it up to your face, please, okay? 480 00:22:54,507 --> 00:22:56,073 There you go, like that. 481 00:22:56,075 --> 00:22:58,242 - Good. - Hey! 482 00:22:58,244 --> 00:23:01,345 Oh. Hi, little monster. 483 00:23:01,347 --> 00:23:03,881 How's my little baby? You okay, hey, honey? 484 00:23:03,883 --> 00:23:05,349 I'm letting him do whatever he wants. 485 00:23:05,351 --> 00:23:07,151 Hey, you did exactly what I would've done. 486 00:23:07,153 --> 00:23:11,389 Tongues and lips bleed like a m-o-t-h-e-r-f-u-c-k-e-r. 487 00:23:11,391 --> 00:23:13,824 - Hey, hey. Let me see. - I don't know what you're spelling. 488 00:23:13,826 --> 00:23:16,594 I called you, like, a gazillion times, with information. 489 00:23:16,596 --> 00:23:18,696 Hey, I'm sorry. I know, I had my phone on silent. 490 00:23:18,698 --> 00:23:20,097 I had five students today who didn't 491 00:23:20,099 --> 00:23:21,198 get into their first choice of schools. 492 00:23:21,200 --> 00:23:22,733 It was an s-h-i-t-show. 493 00:23:22,735 --> 00:23:24,902 - Just stop spelling. - I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 494 00:23:24,904 --> 00:23:26,170 I had to pry his mouth open 495 00:23:26,172 --> 00:23:28,339 to see if his teeth were still there. 496 00:23:28,341 --> 00:23:30,107 It was fucking rough. 497 00:23:30,109 --> 00:23:31,876 My God, you still have baby blood on your shirt. 498 00:23:31,878 --> 00:23:33,944 What? Oh, my God. 499 00:23:33,946 --> 00:23:35,446 Oh, my God! 500 00:23:35,448 --> 00:23:37,047 Oh. 501 00:23:37,049 --> 00:23:39,850 Okay, hey, let me wash it. I'll wash it off for you. 502 00:23:39,852 --> 00:23:43,587 Jake. Whoa, what's up, Channing Tatum? 503 00:23:43,589 --> 00:23:45,189 Huh? What is up with that? 504 00:23:45,191 --> 00:23:47,958 That is my letter of resignation written in baby blood. 505 00:23:47,960 --> 00:23:50,261 Come on, it's been one day. Where are you going? 506 00:23:50,263 --> 00:23:52,530 I don't know, I just--I gotta go out for a little while. 507 00:23:52,532 --> 00:23:54,565 I'll bring the car back, and then I'm gonna figure out 508 00:23:54,567 --> 00:23:56,133 where I'm gonna go next. 509 00:23:56,135 --> 00:23:59,336 Jake, come on. 510 00:24:01,706 --> 00:24:04,074 Hey. Hey. 511 00:24:04,076 --> 00:24:07,311 Are you my little monster? Huh? 512 00:24:07,313 --> 00:24:09,613 Yeah? 513 00:24:09,615 --> 00:24:13,784 Let me see your mouth, baby. Oh. 514 00:24:28,567 --> 00:24:30,768 Hey, are you smoking my cigarettes? 515 00:24:30,770 --> 00:24:31,936 What? You're smoking? 516 00:24:31,938 --> 00:24:33,604 - No. - You're an idiot. 517 00:24:33,606 --> 00:24:35,840 - Don't yell at me. - I'm not yelling at you. 518 00:24:36,942 --> 00:24:41,312 Please. You're about to have two kids. 519 00:24:41,314 --> 00:24:44,248 No cigarettes, please. 520 00:24:44,250 --> 00:24:46,550 And they're not yours. You have to ask. 521 00:24:50,155 --> 00:24:52,156 Smooshed. 522 00:24:52,158 --> 00:24:53,991 You know I can just buy more. 523 00:24:53,993 --> 00:24:56,327 Not on your salary. 524 00:24:56,329 --> 00:24:57,995 Good night, assholes. 525 00:25:00,665 --> 00:25:03,701 Ow. Don't kiss me so it hurts. 526 00:25:09,208 --> 00:25:10,808 So what's up? 527 00:25:10,810 --> 00:25:12,810 Uh, nothing. 528 00:25:12,812 --> 00:25:15,813 Well, what are you gonna do now? 529 00:25:18,317 --> 00:25:21,018 Well, I was gonna sit here and obsess over all the shit 530 00:25:21,020 --> 00:25:22,553 I've done wrong the last few years, 531 00:25:22,555 --> 00:25:26,357 and then probably fall asleep watching Bravo. 532 00:25:27,292 --> 00:25:29,793 Want to smoke pot? 533 00:25:29,795 --> 00:25:31,862 I don't have pot. 534 00:25:37,870 --> 00:25:39,904 So cigarettes are a no-fly zone but she's okay with this, 535 00:25:39,906 --> 00:25:41,839 or she doesn't know about this? 536 00:25:41,841 --> 00:25:43,807 Dude, I stopped this. 537 00:25:43,809 --> 00:25:46,644 When he turned two, I stopped. 538 00:25:46,646 --> 00:25:47,978 And she didn't even ask me to stop. 539 00:25:47,980 --> 00:25:49,547 She was like, "You don't have to stop 540 00:25:49,549 --> 00:25:51,515 'cause he's getting older," and I was like, 541 00:25:51,517 --> 00:25:53,350 "I don't--I want to stop," and she's like, "Well, you don't 542 00:25:53,352 --> 00:25:55,185 have to want to stop just because he's getting older." 543 00:25:55,187 --> 00:25:57,988 I-I'm like-- 544 00:25:57,990 --> 00:26:01,191 I don't know--Dude, I don't know, stop asking questions. 545 00:26:01,193 --> 00:26:04,662 Hey, you like the renovations? 546 00:26:04,664 --> 00:26:08,332 - No. 547 00:26:08,334 --> 00:26:10,768 Nah. 548 00:26:10,770 --> 00:26:13,771 I like that you like staying up late. 549 00:26:13,773 --> 00:26:16,407 I love staying up late. 550 00:26:16,409 --> 00:26:19,710 And this--this gets the smell out? 551 00:26:19,712 --> 00:26:21,378 Fuck yeah. 552 00:26:21,380 --> 00:26:23,347 It's unreal, man. 553 00:26:23,349 --> 00:26:27,751 I did, like, a whole system. I put fucking Joy's blanket 554 00:26:27,753 --> 00:26:30,287 that she gave us--right? That's perfect-- 555 00:26:30,289 --> 00:26:32,623 Fan, fucking box-- 556 00:26:32,625 --> 00:26:37,094 Oh, sure, but you know what? I always forget to do this. 557 00:26:38,698 --> 00:26:42,700 You know, Teddy has got the tiniest fucking hands. 558 00:26:42,702 --> 00:26:46,770 He puts 'em all over everything so I have to do this. 559 00:26:53,446 --> 00:26:55,613 His hands are tiny. 560 00:26:55,615 --> 00:26:58,115 Dude, it's no joke. They're teeny. 561 00:26:58,117 --> 00:26:59,750 - His hand is tiny. - He says-- 562 00:26:59,752 --> 00:27:00,985 His mom--I mean, your sister's are tiny. 563 00:27:00,987 --> 00:27:02,486 His little ears--his ears. 564 00:27:02,488 --> 00:27:05,055 The ears, you can't even see your sister's ears. 565 00:27:05,057 --> 00:27:06,156 Justine's-- 566 00:27:06,158 --> 00:27:08,459 Hold on, what is that? 567 00:27:08,461 --> 00:27:09,727 That something? 568 00:27:17,936 --> 00:27:20,604 So what's your plan? 569 00:27:20,606 --> 00:27:24,408 Well, I'm gonna eat all the Cheddar Bunnies 570 00:27:24,410 --> 00:27:28,679 in the goddamn universe. 571 00:27:28,681 --> 00:27:31,081 After that, I don't know. 572 00:27:31,083 --> 00:27:34,918 Are you scared? 573 00:27:34,920 --> 00:27:39,490 I don't want to start over again. 574 00:27:39,492 --> 00:27:42,026 At least I'm not getting death threats anymore. 575 00:27:42,028 --> 00:27:45,262 Fuck it, dude, you should just open a cheese shop. 576 00:27:45,264 --> 00:27:48,265 Or a bakery. Like, little, tiny pies. 577 00:27:48,267 --> 00:27:50,467 That's all anybody wants, is comfort, right? 578 00:27:53,538 --> 00:27:56,273 All right, 17 weeks. 579 00:27:56,275 --> 00:27:58,542 Great. If you want me to film this, I-- 580 00:27:58,544 --> 00:28:00,110 No. 581 00:28:01,681 --> 00:28:02,980 Are you wanting to know the sex of the child? 582 00:28:02,982 --> 00:28:07,051 Don't. Don't say anything. 583 00:28:07,053 --> 00:28:08,152 Danny likes surprises. 584 00:28:08,154 --> 00:28:11,522 I can't even look at this. 585 00:28:11,524 --> 00:28:12,623 Oh, my God, what is that? 586 00:28:12,625 --> 00:28:14,725 What? 587 00:28:14,727 --> 00:28:17,494 - Babe, you're an asshole. - Just relax. 588 00:28:17,496 --> 00:28:18,862 Fluid looks great. 589 00:28:18,864 --> 00:28:21,699 Yes, my fluid. 590 00:28:21,701 --> 00:28:24,568 It looks good. 591 00:28:51,930 --> 00:28:53,597 You can't be that happy, you're getting a massage 592 00:28:53,599 --> 00:28:57,167 in a strip mall. 593 00:29:00,705 --> 00:29:05,943 No. No, no, no, no. 594 00:29:30,068 --> 00:29:33,036 Wow. Been drinking? 595 00:29:33,038 --> 00:29:36,073 No. I had, like, 3 1/2 glasses of Riesling. 596 00:29:36,075 --> 00:29:38,609 Dude, You can't drink and drive my car. 597 00:29:38,611 --> 00:29:40,277 Okay, Dad. 598 00:29:40,279 --> 00:29:43,113 You already know I have a kid, that's not really an insult. 599 00:29:43,115 --> 00:29:45,883 I'm not drunk. 600 00:29:45,885 --> 00:29:47,718 Good day? 601 00:29:47,720 --> 00:29:51,221 Yeah, yeah, I went-- got some frozen yogurt 602 00:29:51,223 --> 00:29:54,725 waiting for that bar to open. Cross Creek Square. 603 00:29:54,727 --> 00:29:56,126 Awesome. 604 00:29:56,128 --> 00:29:57,761 Yeah, you know that one, it's across the street 605 00:29:57,763 --> 00:30:02,966 from the frame store and that sad-ass spa. You been there? 606 00:30:02,968 --> 00:30:05,569 Got a lot of choices over there. You can get whatever you want. 607 00:30:05,571 --> 00:30:10,374 A lot of toppings. So how was that spa? 608 00:30:11,943 --> 00:30:13,010 Okay, I don't wanna-- 609 00:30:13,012 --> 00:30:14,645 What? 610 00:30:14,647 --> 00:30:16,580 I don't know. Look at me, I'm drunk, 611 00:30:16,582 --> 00:30:18,282 and I'm not even gonna remember this tomorrow. 612 00:30:18,284 --> 00:30:20,083 You're not drunk, dude. 613 00:30:20,085 --> 00:30:21,685 Okay, listen to me. 614 00:30:21,687 --> 00:30:24,655 I went and I had a massage with my business associate. 615 00:30:24,657 --> 00:30:26,123 I know that sounds bad, 616 00:30:26,125 --> 00:30:28,926 but we weren't even in the same room. 617 00:30:28,928 --> 00:30:30,861 It's not a good spa. 618 00:30:30,863 --> 00:30:33,030 I came in here for juice. 619 00:30:33,032 --> 00:30:35,666 Hey, look, I fuck around on all my girlfriends a little bit, 620 00:30:35,668 --> 00:30:38,502 so don't listen to me. I don't even know what I'm saying. 621 00:30:38,504 --> 00:30:39,670 You know what you're saying. 622 00:30:39,672 --> 00:30:40,804 I'm not saying anything. 623 00:30:40,806 --> 00:30:42,506 Nothing happened, okay? 624 00:30:42,508 --> 00:30:48,212 Except the occasional couples massage in separate rooms. 625 00:30:48,214 --> 00:30:50,714 Anything else? 626 00:30:50,716 --> 00:30:51,682 I don't know. 627 00:30:51,684 --> 00:30:54,585 Do we need to talk? 628 00:30:57,689 --> 00:31:01,191 Okay, I'm gonna go to my air mattress now. 629 00:31:08,399 --> 00:31:10,734 Add the power of oxygen to every load-- 630 00:31:10,736 --> 00:31:12,703 When you open a restaurant, 631 00:31:12,705 --> 00:31:15,339 it's scary, 'cause you're putting yourself out there. 632 00:31:15,341 --> 00:31:20,077 Hey. You want to watch something stupid? 633 00:31:20,079 --> 00:31:23,347 Hmm? Like Chopped? 634 00:31:23,349 --> 00:31:26,049 I'd be asleep before they even fuck up the appetizers. 635 00:31:26,051 --> 00:31:30,520 Justine, come on. You know what's on next. 636 00:31:30,522 --> 00:31:33,757 House Hunters International. 637 00:31:41,599 --> 00:31:45,802 Move over. Your touching my elbow. 638 00:32:06,291 --> 00:32:10,861 Oh, shit. What--why are you up so early? 639 00:32:10,863 --> 00:32:13,563 I thought we should spend some time together today. 640 00:32:13,565 --> 00:32:14,965 Okay. 641 00:32:14,967 --> 00:32:18,201 Since it's-- you know, the anniversary. 642 00:32:20,471 --> 00:32:24,942 Mom died on the 15th. It's tomorrow. 643 00:32:24,944 --> 00:32:26,977 Oh, you gotta be kidding me. 644 00:32:26,979 --> 00:32:29,212 I'm going back to bed. 645 00:32:29,214 --> 00:32:33,350 No, no, come on, come on. You're already up. 646 00:32:35,553 --> 00:32:39,289 Hi, Duncan. 647 00:32:39,291 --> 00:32:41,625 So where are you gonna move? 648 00:32:41,627 --> 00:32:44,061 I don't know, we can't afford anything around here. 649 00:32:44,063 --> 00:32:45,562 So don't sell our house. 650 00:32:45,564 --> 00:32:47,664 I want to. I need a change. 651 00:32:47,666 --> 00:32:49,166 We can't live there forever. 652 00:32:49,168 --> 00:32:51,134 If we don't sell it now, we'll never leave. 653 00:32:51,136 --> 00:32:53,337 Oh, is that Dana Sormin's dad? 654 00:32:53,339 --> 00:32:54,805 Yeah. They still live here. 655 00:32:54,807 --> 00:32:57,107 You've got to switch with me. 656 00:32:57,109 --> 00:32:59,576 He caught me feeling up his daughter in eighth grade. 657 00:32:59,578 --> 00:33:00,911 I can't let him see me. 658 00:33:00,913 --> 00:33:02,512 Don't worry about it. 659 00:33:02,514 --> 00:33:05,782 You've gained a lot of weight since high school, Jake. 660 00:33:05,784 --> 00:33:08,018 What? No, my body's just changed shapes. 661 00:33:08,020 --> 00:33:09,820 Is that why you're wearing Mom's coat? 662 00:33:09,822 --> 00:33:11,621 - This is Mom's coat? - Yeah. 663 00:33:11,623 --> 00:33:14,024 He's gonna think I'm walking with my Aunt Lynne. 664 00:33:14,026 --> 00:33:15,292 "Hello, Madam." 665 00:33:15,294 --> 00:33:16,927 "Oh, hi, sweetie. 666 00:33:16,929 --> 00:33:18,628 You married that Cuban boy, huh?" 667 00:33:18,630 --> 00:33:20,697 "You know, the Cubans and the Jews, they really-- 668 00:33:20,699 --> 00:33:21,765 They really get along." 669 00:33:21,767 --> 00:33:23,433 "They understand oppression." 670 00:33:23,435 --> 00:33:25,669 That's right. 671 00:33:25,671 --> 00:33:27,604 Be nice. He never gets to talk to us 672 00:33:27,606 --> 00:33:30,774 in the same place at the same time today. 673 00:33:30,776 --> 00:33:31,708 Be nice. 674 00:33:31,710 --> 00:33:33,243 You said that already. 675 00:33:39,183 --> 00:33:40,484 - Hey. - Hi, Dad. 676 00:33:40,486 --> 00:33:41,852 Oh, there you are. 677 00:33:41,854 --> 00:33:43,520 We just thought we would call you together 678 00:33:43,522 --> 00:33:45,055 and see how are you doing today. 679 00:33:45,057 --> 00:33:46,623 It's terrible here. 680 00:33:46,625 --> 00:33:48,025 - Yeah. - - Oh, my gosh. 681 00:33:48,027 --> 00:33:49,393 It's just like a blow furnace out here. 682 00:33:49,395 --> 00:33:52,295 It's supposed to go up to 103 today. 683 00:33:52,297 --> 00:33:54,197 - Forget having a hairdo. - Really? 684 00:33:54,199 --> 00:33:55,866 Soon we're just--we're gonna stop wearing clothes altogether. 685 00:33:55,868 --> 00:33:57,300 Oh, wow. 686 00:33:57,302 --> 00:33:58,668 We're just gonna wear rash cream. 687 00:33:58,670 --> 00:34:00,570 - Wow. - Dad, we-- 688 00:34:00,572 --> 00:34:03,040 We took some tulips over to Mom's-- 689 00:34:03,042 --> 00:34:04,641 I appreciate that. 690 00:34:04,643 --> 00:34:07,244 Now, where is Teddy, huh? 691 00:34:07,246 --> 00:34:08,545 Yeah, where's that-- 692 00:34:08,547 --> 00:34:10,680 Because I have something I want to show him. 693 00:34:10,682 --> 00:34:13,150 What is this? Oh, my gosh. 694 00:34:13,152 --> 00:34:14,518 Dad, what are you doing? I-- 695 00:34:14,520 --> 00:34:16,219 Just--I want to show you the new pool. 696 00:34:16,221 --> 00:34:17,521 Oh-- 697 00:34:17,523 --> 00:34:19,089 A little spray tan, you think maybe? 698 00:34:19,091 --> 00:34:20,357 Show of hands. 699 00:34:20,359 --> 00:34:21,691 - Oh. - Just a little. 700 00:34:21,693 --> 00:34:22,859 - Hey. - Oh. 701 00:34:22,861 --> 00:34:24,261 We just ate lunch, so-- 702 00:34:24,263 --> 00:34:26,163 Come on, I want Teddy to see the diving board. 703 00:34:26,165 --> 00:34:28,665 Oh, no, he's--actually, he's not here, Dad, so you don't-- 704 00:34:28,667 --> 00:34:31,701 Whoa, is that Bruce Willis and his new hot young wife? 705 00:34:32,704 --> 00:34:34,371 Looking good, Bill! 706 00:34:34,373 --> 00:34:35,939 Who is that, that handsome, drop-dead gorgeous Danny? 707 00:34:35,941 --> 00:34:37,441 I'm just walking through. I'm working. 708 00:34:37,443 --> 00:34:39,409 - Don't go. Don't go. - Where's Teddy? 709 00:34:39,411 --> 00:34:41,578 Teddy's napping, Dad, so it's just us, yeah. 710 00:34:41,580 --> 00:34:42,913 Oh. 711 00:34:42,915 --> 00:34:44,681 - Yeah. - Miss that munchkin. 712 00:34:44,683 --> 00:34:47,250 Well, can he swim? 713 00:34:47,252 --> 00:34:48,552 No, he's three. 714 00:34:48,554 --> 00:34:50,353 Well, now's the time. See, we waited 715 00:34:50,355 --> 00:34:51,521 too long with you two. 716 00:34:51,523 --> 00:34:52,622 - Well, he's only three. - So-- 717 00:34:52,624 --> 00:34:54,624 No, don't wait too long. 718 00:34:54,626 --> 00:34:56,426 You didn't wait too long, did you, Dad? 719 00:34:56,428 --> 00:34:58,095 - What? - We can't hear you now. 720 00:34:58,097 --> 00:35:00,230 - Jake. - What? It's on mute. 721 00:35:00,232 --> 00:35:01,565 - I didn't touch a thing. - It's not working. 722 00:35:01,567 --> 00:35:03,467 He's not good on the phone, okay? 723 00:35:03,469 --> 00:35:06,069 It's like he has no idea what's going on with this family. 724 00:35:06,071 --> 00:35:08,572 He hasn't even asked why I'm here. 725 00:35:08,574 --> 00:35:10,073 - You done? - You call them every week? 726 00:35:10,075 --> 00:35:12,075 Yeah, every week. 727 00:35:12,077 --> 00:35:14,478 You have a death wish. 728 00:35:14,480 --> 00:35:15,812 Hey. - Probably--Oh, there we are. 729 00:35:15,814 --> 00:35:17,447 - Hey. Hey. - They're back. 730 00:35:17,449 --> 00:35:18,949 What happened? We didn't do anything. 731 00:35:18,951 --> 00:35:20,450 I-I think it just dropped out for a second. 732 00:35:20,452 --> 00:35:21,418 - What made that happen? - Technology. 733 00:35:21,420 --> 00:35:23,086 Yeah. 734 00:35:23,088 --> 00:35:24,921 One of those things, but we'll let you go. 735 00:35:24,923 --> 00:35:26,389 It was great to see you, and-- 736 00:35:26,391 --> 00:35:27,624 - Wait, whoa, whoa. - Don't go yet. 737 00:35:27,626 --> 00:35:29,259 When are we gonna get to see Teddy? 738 00:35:29,261 --> 00:35:30,494 - Yeah, that little Teddy Bear. - No, he's napping now, 739 00:35:30,496 --> 00:35:32,095 so we'll try you later in the week. 740 00:35:32,097 --> 00:35:35,398 Did he get those little turquoise cufflinks I sent? 741 00:35:35,400 --> 00:35:37,501 I did, I did, yeah. 742 00:35:37,503 --> 00:35:39,769 You know, maybe for his confirmation I could-- 743 00:35:39,771 --> 00:35:41,338 Or his Bar Mitzvah. 744 00:35:41,340 --> 00:35:45,942 Okay, well, we'll just do a little David thing, 745 00:35:45,944 --> 00:35:47,811 and then we'll do a little Christ thing... 746 00:35:47,813 --> 00:35:49,079 Yeah. 747 00:35:49,081 --> 00:35:50,347 And you know, just have a wardrobe. 748 00:35:50,349 --> 00:35:51,848 - Uh-huh. 749 00:35:51,850 --> 00:35:53,650 Okay, well that's it, so we're gonna go, 750 00:35:53,652 --> 00:35:56,086 but it was lovely to talk to you, Dad, we miss you. 751 00:35:56,088 --> 00:35:58,255 Yup, and you get that boy swimming. 752 00:35:58,257 --> 00:35:59,823 I'm doing fine, by the way. 753 00:35:59,825 --> 00:36:00,991 - Okay, good one. - Give my love to Teddy. 754 00:36:00,993 --> 00:36:02,526 Okay, that's it, bye. Bye. 755 00:36:02,528 --> 00:36:05,762 Okay. - Bye. 756 00:36:06,931 --> 00:36:08,765 I mean, that made me physically nauseous. 757 00:36:08,767 --> 00:36:10,867 - Do you like talking to her? - I have a severe headache. 758 00:36:10,869 --> 00:36:14,938 I can smell the hairspray through the screen. 759 00:36:17,375 --> 00:36:20,010 Teddy, you got any straight pieces? 760 00:36:20,012 --> 00:36:21,511 Want to trade? 761 00:36:23,148 --> 00:36:24,147 Hi! 762 00:36:24,149 --> 00:36:25,782 - Hi! - Mom, I love you! 763 00:36:25,784 --> 00:36:29,553 Yeah! I love you! Come here, monster man. 764 00:36:29,555 --> 00:36:31,788 Can I have a kiss? Please? 765 00:36:31,790 --> 00:36:32,989 Mwah. 766 00:36:32,991 --> 00:36:35,825 Look at these beautiful trains, huh? 767 00:36:35,827 --> 00:36:37,827 - Yeah. - Look at that. 768 00:36:37,829 --> 00:36:40,730 You guys are busy. 769 00:36:40,732 --> 00:36:42,966 So? 770 00:36:42,968 --> 00:36:45,001 It's gorgeous. 771 00:36:45,003 --> 00:36:50,006 I signed you up for a "Mommy and Me" swim class 772 00:36:50,008 --> 00:36:51,741 at the high school. 773 00:36:51,743 --> 00:36:53,910 I'm gonna swim! - Yeah. 774 00:36:53,912 --> 00:36:55,845 It starts tomorrow. 775 00:36:55,847 --> 00:36:57,647 No. 776 00:36:57,649 --> 00:36:58,882 I did. 777 00:36:58,884 --> 00:37:00,584 I don't have a bathing suit. 778 00:37:00,586 --> 00:37:02,519 That's okay. You can borrow one of Danny's. 779 00:37:02,521 --> 00:37:04,421 Ew, I'm not gonna wear another man's bathing suit. 780 00:37:04,423 --> 00:37:05,922 That's like rubbing Ds. 781 00:37:05,924 --> 00:37:07,157 What are you, ten? 782 00:37:07,159 --> 00:37:09,859 I don't know, am I? 783 00:37:09,861 --> 00:37:12,095 You need some structure. Danny will give you the car, 784 00:37:12,097 --> 00:37:15,232 he said he would, and Teddy's old enough. He should learn. 785 00:37:15,234 --> 00:37:19,903 I agree that he should learn to swim, with his mother. 786 00:37:19,905 --> 00:37:23,907 There's no classes available on the weekend. 787 00:37:23,909 --> 00:37:26,910 I already checked. 788 00:37:26,912 --> 00:37:30,747 Okay. "Swim class, 3-5 years old. 789 00:37:30,749 --> 00:37:33,083 "Friday, 4:00-4:45. 790 00:37:33,085 --> 00:37:35,018 "Still available. 791 00:37:35,020 --> 00:37:38,355 Saturday, 2:00-2:45. Still available. 792 00:37:38,357 --> 00:37:39,389 You want me to check Sunday? 793 00:37:39,391 --> 00:37:41,591 - Are you done? - Mm-hmm. 794 00:37:41,593 --> 00:37:45,662 2:00 P.M. will fuck up his nap, so we'll go Friday, together. 795 00:37:47,531 --> 00:37:49,799 Fine, but I get my own bathing suit. 796 00:37:49,801 --> 00:37:52,269 I don't give a shit what you wear. 797 00:37:52,271 --> 00:37:53,970 Fine, I'm gonna do it nude. 798 00:37:53,972 --> 00:37:55,772 Yeah, good luck with that. 799 00:38:02,480 --> 00:38:04,114 Excuse me, you have anything else 800 00:38:04,116 --> 00:38:06,416 that's a little less Margaritaville? 801 00:38:06,418 --> 00:38:09,019 No, what you see is what we have, man. 802 00:38:10,087 --> 00:38:12,322 Holy shit. 803 00:38:12,324 --> 00:38:16,893 Hello? Dude. 804 00:38:16,895 --> 00:38:19,729 Nothing? Paul Reggio. 805 00:38:19,731 --> 00:38:22,499 Reggio Jackson? Come on, man, everyone called me that. 806 00:38:22,501 --> 00:38:23,933 I went to New Rochelle High with you. 807 00:38:23,935 --> 00:38:25,168 Oh, right. 808 00:38:25,170 --> 00:38:26,903 Think we did Guys and Dolls together. 809 00:38:26,905 --> 00:38:28,271 I think you were Sky Masterson, 810 00:38:28,273 --> 00:38:30,140 and I think I was Nicely-Nicely Johnson. 811 00:38:30,142 --> 00:38:31,841 No, that was Goldberg. 812 00:38:31,843 --> 00:38:34,411 That's right. I did tech. 813 00:38:34,413 --> 00:38:36,913 But if I auditioned, I would have been Nicely-Nicely Johnson. 814 00:38:36,915 --> 00:38:39,649 No doubt. All right, man, good to see you. 815 00:38:39,651 --> 00:38:41,084 Thanks, man, doing good. 816 00:38:41,086 --> 00:38:43,687 Doing good, you know, assistant manager, so-- 817 00:38:43,689 --> 00:38:45,021 - Really? - Some day. 818 00:38:45,023 --> 00:38:46,856 - Oh, okay. - Yeah. 819 00:38:46,858 --> 00:38:48,591 - Sweet. - Crazy, man. 820 00:38:48,593 --> 00:38:52,262 Oh, dude, do you remember Ben Bresler's cast party... 821 00:38:52,264 --> 00:38:53,496 you went to? I think it was the night 822 00:38:53,498 --> 00:38:55,098 you found out you got into Colgate. 823 00:38:55,100 --> 00:38:56,466 - Cornell. - Cornell, that's right. 824 00:38:56,468 --> 00:38:57,867 - Yeah. - Colgate's a toothpaste. 825 00:38:57,869 --> 00:38:59,469 Stupid. Oh, dude, you took 826 00:38:59,471 --> 00:39:02,038 the hugest rip off of Bresler's bong. 827 00:39:02,040 --> 00:39:04,874 You tore your pants off, you did LaserDisc karaoke 828 00:39:04,876 --> 00:39:06,609 to the Moonlighting theme? 829 00:39:06,611 --> 00:39:07,977 - Yeah. - We were like-- 830 00:39:10,349 --> 00:39:12,615 - Yeah. - Mind blown, man. 831 00:39:12,617 --> 00:39:14,150 That was a fun night. 832 00:39:14,152 --> 00:39:16,219 Yeah, we all knew you were going on to amazing things 833 00:39:16,221 --> 00:39:18,054 at that point. 834 00:39:18,056 --> 00:39:19,889 So what are you up to now, man? Come on, gimme the rundown. 835 00:39:19,891 --> 00:39:21,558 Make me jealous. 836 00:39:21,560 --> 00:39:24,394 Um... I'm actually doing, 837 00:39:24,396 --> 00:39:26,629 like, early childhood education stuff now. 838 00:39:26,631 --> 00:39:28,965 Whoa. That sounds big. 839 00:39:28,967 --> 00:39:31,468 I was doing, like, a bunch of tech stuff, and I was like, 840 00:39:31,470 --> 00:39:34,137 "Know what? Eh. 841 00:39:34,139 --> 00:39:35,638 How 'bout I give back, you know?" 842 00:39:35,640 --> 00:39:37,540 - Awesome. - Yeah, it's going well. 843 00:39:37,542 --> 00:39:39,542 - Kids. - Yeah, they're the future. 844 00:39:39,544 --> 00:39:40,710 We'll see, but-- 845 00:39:40,712 --> 00:39:42,412 Mm-hmm. No, they are. 846 00:39:42,414 --> 00:39:43,913 - They will be. - We'll see. 847 00:39:43,915 --> 00:39:45,682 No, it's undoubted that children are the future. 848 00:39:45,684 --> 00:39:47,751 - Crazy, man. - Yeah, so-- 849 00:39:47,753 --> 00:39:51,087 My sister's pregnant, so I'm, like, staying at her place, 850 00:39:51,089 --> 00:39:53,223 and just kind of helping her out a little bit, 851 00:39:53,225 --> 00:39:54,691 getting my ducks in a row. 852 00:39:54,693 --> 00:39:56,426 Yeah. 853 00:39:56,428 --> 00:40:00,163 She came in here a couple weeks ago to buy a bra. 854 00:40:00,165 --> 00:40:01,264 It was the best. 855 00:40:01,266 --> 00:40:02,732 All right, cool, man, this is weird. 856 00:40:02,734 --> 00:40:03,933 I'm still thinking about it. 857 00:40:03,935 --> 00:40:05,502 I bet. Okay. 858 00:40:05,504 --> 00:40:07,103 Yeah, hey, well, now that you're back, man, 859 00:40:07,105 --> 00:40:08,371 you should give me a call. We do, like, 860 00:40:08,373 --> 00:40:10,240 a rotating brunch thing every Sunday 861 00:40:10,242 --> 00:40:13,276 with, like, the whole crew. Like, Buskirk, Golub, McIntire-- 862 00:40:13,278 --> 00:40:14,911 Yeah, those guys weren't in my crew, so-- 863 00:40:14,913 --> 00:40:17,914 Me neither, but, like, now we roll pretty deep. 864 00:40:17,916 --> 00:40:19,582 Yeah, here, let me take your phone. 865 00:40:19,584 --> 00:40:21,785 - Oh. - I'm gonna call yo' phone 866 00:40:21,787 --> 00:40:26,356 from my phone, and then our phones will do it up. 867 00:40:26,358 --> 00:40:28,792 Is it ringing? 868 00:40:28,794 --> 00:40:30,760 Why isn't it ringing? Hello? 869 00:40:30,762 --> 00:40:32,128 You're 'em both up to-- 870 00:40:32,130 --> 00:40:33,296 Yeah, well, I'm trying to see which one-- 871 00:40:33,298 --> 00:40:34,464 Yeah. 872 00:40:34,466 --> 00:40:35,698 There we go. 873 00:40:35,700 --> 00:40:38,635 Nice, the Star Wars theme. 874 00:40:38,637 --> 00:40:40,303 It's The Shining. 875 00:40:40,305 --> 00:40:41,404 With Jack Nicklaus? 876 00:40:41,406 --> 00:40:42,806 - Yeah, the golfer. - Yeah. 877 00:40:42,808 --> 00:40:44,274 All right, man, well, it was good to see you. 878 00:40:44,276 --> 00:40:46,309 Dude, contact made. Jake Winton's back. 879 00:40:47,579 --> 00:40:49,145 Come on, man, bring it in. 880 00:40:49,147 --> 00:40:50,947 - Mm. - Good seeing you, man. 881 00:40:50,949 --> 00:40:52,549 - You too, man. - That's a nice coat. 882 00:40:52,551 --> 00:40:54,784 - Thanks. - Looks like my mom's coat. 883 00:40:54,786 --> 00:40:55,985 It's a-- it's a guy's coat. 884 00:40:55,987 --> 00:40:57,153 Did you steal my mom's coat? 885 00:40:58,557 --> 00:40:59,789 Did you steal my mom's coat? 886 00:40:59,791 --> 00:41:01,724 No, man. 887 00:41:01,726 --> 00:41:06,429 Move our aquababies through the water. 888 00:41:06,431 --> 00:41:08,765 We want them to love their water experience 889 00:41:08,767 --> 00:41:11,234 so please keep talking to them or-- 890 00:41:17,642 --> 00:41:19,809 One parent, one aquababy. 891 00:41:19,811 --> 00:41:21,444 She's the-- She's the parent. 892 00:41:21,446 --> 00:41:22,946 You go in. Hey. 893 00:41:22,948 --> 00:41:25,315 - He's going in. - I'm not going underwater. 894 00:41:25,317 --> 00:41:27,584 I'm not going underwater. 895 00:41:35,359 --> 00:41:37,126 I don't know how to swim. 896 00:41:37,128 --> 00:41:39,963 No one is swimming today. We're just standing 897 00:41:39,965 --> 00:41:42,332 and walking, and singing songs. 898 00:41:42,334 --> 00:41:43,533 You said that already. 899 00:41:46,471 --> 00:41:48,505 That might help you, okay? 900 00:41:50,007 --> 00:41:52,342 Come on, everybody. 901 00:42:01,887 --> 00:42:03,386 Okay, just-- please stop wiggling. 902 00:42:05,323 --> 00:42:08,658 Stop wiggling and just hold still for me, please. 903 00:42:08,660 --> 00:42:10,860 Teddy, just stay still. Ugh. 904 00:42:10,862 --> 00:42:12,061 Justine! - Okay, okay. 905 00:42:12,063 --> 00:42:13,396 - Please. - Okay. 906 00:42:13,398 --> 00:42:14,397 Okay. 907 00:42:14,399 --> 00:42:17,267 - Stop wiggling. - Hold on. 908 00:42:18,536 --> 00:42:19,702 - Hold on. - Yeah. 909 00:42:19,704 --> 00:42:21,204 Here comes your mama. 910 00:42:29,180 --> 00:42:32,749 One parent, one aquababy. 911 00:42:32,751 --> 00:42:34,484 Yeah, we got it, okay? 912 00:42:34,486 --> 00:42:37,921 Our parents didn't teach us how to swim, so--hi. 913 00:42:37,923 --> 00:42:41,724 Aw. Everyone, let's say hello! 914 00:42:43,895 --> 00:42:47,897 Okay, this is a new aquababy. 915 00:42:50,167 --> 00:42:52,869 Miss Jenn's Adult Beginners? 916 00:42:52,871 --> 00:42:54,170 Get your feet wet. 917 00:42:54,172 --> 00:42:56,506 Then you can swim with Teddy next semester. 918 00:42:56,508 --> 00:42:59,776 No, we are very excited about this class. 919 00:42:59,778 --> 00:43:02,378 It's actually very therapeutic for my brother's depression. 920 00:43:02,380 --> 00:43:04,247 - What? - Oh. 921 00:43:04,249 --> 00:43:06,849 If you want Teddy to have confidence in the water, 922 00:43:06,851 --> 00:43:07,951 you need to have it too. 923 00:43:07,953 --> 00:43:08,918 I'm not depressed. 924 00:43:08,920 --> 00:43:10,219 We're very confident. 925 00:43:10,221 --> 00:43:13,590 Thank you. We'll see you next week. 926 00:43:17,395 --> 00:43:19,929 Fuck her! 927 00:43:19,931 --> 00:43:23,967 I'm not an adult beginner. 928 00:43:25,469 --> 00:43:29,505 Okay, you got five more minutes on this section. 929 00:43:31,275 --> 00:43:34,978 Another glass? 930 00:43:34,980 --> 00:43:38,715 Can I just have, like, that much? 931 00:43:38,717 --> 00:43:41,818 Fine, I'll just have another glass, thanks. 932 00:43:41,820 --> 00:43:43,152 And you? 933 00:43:43,154 --> 00:43:45,288 Uh, yeah, I'll have a glass of that too. 934 00:43:53,998 --> 00:43:55,365 Thanks. 935 00:43:59,604 --> 00:44:01,604 I was kidding. 936 00:44:01,606 --> 00:44:03,640 This is the first time anyone's ever served me alcohol 937 00:44:03,642 --> 00:44:04,941 in a restaurant ever. 938 00:44:04,943 --> 00:44:05,942 Wow. 939 00:44:05,944 --> 00:44:08,945 Are you gonna send it back? 940 00:44:08,947 --> 00:44:12,015 When I was your age, I basically took my SATs drunk. 941 00:44:12,017 --> 00:44:14,517 - What did you get? - I got a 1600. 942 00:44:14,519 --> 00:44:16,185 And then I went to Columbia 943 00:44:16,187 --> 00:44:17,620 and was drunk there. 944 00:44:17,622 --> 00:44:19,322 So is this what you studied? 945 00:44:19,324 --> 00:44:22,125 College prep? No, that wasn't my major. 946 00:44:22,127 --> 00:44:25,261 Poly-sci, and then I went to NYU for law school. 947 00:44:25,263 --> 00:44:28,197 - You're a lawyer? - No, no, I-- 948 00:44:28,199 --> 00:44:30,933 My mom got sick in the last semester, so I came 949 00:44:30,935 --> 00:44:34,904 up here for a few weeks and then I just never left. 950 00:44:35,806 --> 00:44:37,940 Yeah, shit. 951 00:44:37,942 --> 00:44:40,977 I'm sorry. 952 00:44:40,979 --> 00:44:45,048 You can have one sip, and then finish that section. 953 00:44:47,819 --> 00:44:49,152 Hello? 954 00:44:49,154 --> 00:44:51,654 Hello? Hello? 955 00:44:51,656 --> 00:44:53,122 Hi. 956 00:44:53,124 --> 00:44:54,490 Hey, Teddy. 957 00:44:54,492 --> 00:44:56,492 Welcome to the playdate. Teddy, blow that horn. 958 00:44:58,163 --> 00:45:00,963 Oh, oh, wait. Are you a shoes-off house? 959 00:45:00,965 --> 00:45:02,365 I don't know. 960 00:45:02,367 --> 00:45:04,000 Hmm. Okay, where are the toys? 961 00:45:04,002 --> 00:45:06,836 They're in the living room. Teddy, you can grab my neck, 962 00:45:06,838 --> 00:45:08,538 but you can't grab my neck skin. 963 00:45:08,540 --> 00:45:10,473 I can grab your neck skin! 964 00:45:10,475 --> 00:45:13,342 Okay, lesson learned. Hi, Georgia. 965 00:45:13,344 --> 00:45:14,844 Say hi, Georgia. 966 00:45:14,846 --> 00:45:16,145 Aw, she's shy today. 967 00:45:16,147 --> 00:45:17,513 That's okay. Hey, Georgia, 968 00:45:17,515 --> 00:45:20,550 did you bring-- "Hey, I'm so hungry!" 969 00:45:22,520 --> 00:45:24,587 Today on ze menu at Chez Teddy, 970 00:45:24,589 --> 00:45:28,424 we have a delicious assortment of Cheddar Bunnies, 971 00:45:28,426 --> 00:45:31,160 Bunny Fruits, Buddy Fruits, carrots, 972 00:45:31,162 --> 00:45:33,396 apples shaped like dogs... 973 00:45:33,398 --> 00:45:36,199 And milk in mommy and daddy glasses 974 00:45:36,201 --> 00:45:39,502 because this is a special playdate. 975 00:45:43,107 --> 00:45:45,742 Mmm. 976 00:45:46,744 --> 00:45:48,277 I feel like they take stuff out 977 00:45:48,279 --> 00:45:49,879 just so that we have to put it away. 978 00:45:49,881 --> 00:45:52,415 They do have so many things. 979 00:45:52,417 --> 00:45:54,717 I know, like this fire truck, I keep trying to hide 980 00:45:54,719 --> 00:45:57,120 from Teddy. He keeps finding it. 981 00:45:57,122 --> 00:46:00,022 And this? I tried to throw out, 982 00:46:00,024 --> 00:46:01,724 but Georgia caught me. 983 00:46:03,228 --> 00:46:05,361 Oh, this thing is just gonna keep playing. 984 00:46:05,363 --> 00:46:06,963 We just have to wait it out. 985 00:46:11,935 --> 00:46:13,569 No, Georgia! 986 00:46:13,571 --> 00:46:15,104 Don't touch that. That's not yours. 987 00:46:15,106 --> 00:46:17,306 Wait, I actually read this thing that 988 00:46:17,308 --> 00:46:18,875 if the kids take things and put them 989 00:46:18,877 --> 00:46:20,476 between their thumb and two fingers, 990 00:46:20,478 --> 00:46:24,447 it's actually practice for eventual writing skills. 991 00:46:26,383 --> 00:46:29,919 We should get a snack. 992 00:46:29,921 --> 00:46:31,287 Okay. 993 00:46:35,793 --> 00:46:36,759 Wait. 994 00:46:36,761 --> 00:46:37,794 What? 995 00:46:37,796 --> 00:46:39,262 What about the Supermanny? 996 00:46:39,264 --> 00:46:40,496 - Armin? - Yeah. 997 00:46:40,498 --> 00:46:42,265 That's just for when I'm bored. 998 00:46:46,671 --> 00:46:48,504 Wait, what about the kids? Will they be okay? 999 00:46:48,506 --> 00:46:50,406 They're fine. That's the "Elbow Song." 1000 00:46:50,408 --> 00:46:51,974 We have about ten more minutes. 1001 00:46:51,976 --> 00:46:53,743 Okay. 1002 00:46:54,746 --> 00:46:56,078 Justine? 1003 00:46:56,080 --> 00:46:57,346 Could I just-- 1004 00:46:57,348 --> 00:46:58,614 I'm going for my five-month check-up. 1005 00:46:58,616 --> 00:47:01,184 I cleared it with Jane. 1006 00:47:01,186 --> 00:47:03,452 No, no. 1007 00:47:03,454 --> 00:47:04,987 You have to clear everything with me now. 1008 00:47:04,989 --> 00:47:07,490 Jean's son just got checked into rehab 1009 00:47:07,492 --> 00:47:10,827 for Internet gambling last week. 1010 00:47:10,829 --> 00:47:12,595 Yeah, she's totally out to lunch. 1011 00:47:12,597 --> 00:47:15,298 I left you a memo about this three days ago. 1012 00:47:15,300 --> 00:47:18,367 But, it's not what I want to talk to you about. 1013 00:47:20,871 --> 00:47:24,774 Listen, I had a conference with Marley Benson's mom, 1014 00:47:24,776 --> 00:47:28,678 and she said that she saw you and Sarah Lipson 1015 00:47:28,680 --> 00:47:34,450 at Theresa's Bakery, and that you were both drinking. 1016 00:47:34,452 --> 00:47:35,785 "Drinking" drinking? 1017 00:47:35,787 --> 00:47:36,819 Drinking alcohol. 1018 00:47:36,821 --> 00:47:38,187 - Is she crazy? - Well... 1019 00:47:38,189 --> 00:47:40,389 She's a minor and I'm pregnant. 1020 00:47:40,391 --> 00:47:42,658 I--I realize some of the moms 1021 00:47:42,660 --> 00:47:45,828 like to manufacture the drama. 1022 00:47:45,830 --> 00:47:47,897 Some of the moms are insane. 1023 00:47:47,899 --> 00:47:51,334 Justine, her voice was very level with concern. 1024 00:47:57,809 --> 00:47:59,976 Penis. 1025 00:47:59,978 --> 00:48:01,978 You have no idea what you're looking at. 1026 00:48:01,980 --> 00:48:05,681 Penis, that's a boy. 1027 00:48:05,683 --> 00:48:07,683 Can you just tell me what it is? Really? 1028 00:48:07,685 --> 00:48:09,652 I mean, just tell me. 1029 00:48:09,654 --> 00:48:10,920 It's a girl. 1030 00:48:14,725 --> 00:48:16,058 I'm gonna be a girl's uncle. 1031 00:48:16,060 --> 00:48:17,760 That's insane. 1032 00:48:17,762 --> 00:48:19,929 Don't tell Danny. He really didn't want to find out. 1033 00:48:19,931 --> 00:48:21,264 I'm such an asshole. 1034 00:48:21,266 --> 00:48:22,832 You're not an asshole. 1035 00:48:22,834 --> 00:48:25,801 I mean, you're an asshole, but not because of that. 1036 00:48:26,904 --> 00:48:28,704 Can you put on a little show for him? 1037 00:48:28,706 --> 00:48:29,906 Mm-hmm. 1038 00:48:33,844 --> 00:48:38,347 I mean, is it possible that the girl could have a penis? 1039 00:48:38,349 --> 00:48:39,916 It's happened before. 1040 00:48:39,918 --> 00:48:41,884 I would love her just the same. 1041 00:48:41,886 --> 00:48:43,519 What? 1042 00:49:02,573 --> 00:49:04,473 Where, where? 1043 00:49:04,475 --> 00:49:05,641 What? 1044 00:49:11,282 --> 00:49:12,882 Bubble-butt. Muffin top. 1045 00:49:14,452 --> 00:49:16,552 Do it up. Muffin back. 1046 00:49:16,554 --> 00:49:17,653 - Okay, okay, okay. - Muffin front. 1047 00:49:17,655 --> 00:49:21,624 Dru-Dru-Drury Lane. Drury Lane. 1048 00:49:23,294 --> 00:49:24,827 So you can't see it, but the studs are spaced 1049 00:49:24,829 --> 00:49:27,396 24 inches rather than 16. 1050 00:49:27,398 --> 00:49:29,665 Saved 25% on the studs. 1051 00:49:29,667 --> 00:49:33,169 Turned that into six lineal feet of floor-to-ceiling insulation. 1052 00:49:33,171 --> 00:49:35,972 - Six lineal feet, huh? - Yup. 1053 00:49:35,974 --> 00:49:37,440 You love insulation. 1054 00:49:37,442 --> 00:49:40,409 Oh, also, I designed these floor-to-floor straps. 1055 00:49:40,411 --> 00:49:42,411 You know? That we use for certain heavily-loaded 1056 00:49:42,413 --> 00:49:44,113 second story shear panels. 1057 00:49:44,115 --> 00:49:47,683 But I only use those if the calculations prove necessary. 1058 00:49:47,685 --> 00:49:49,018 And did they? 1059 00:49:49,020 --> 00:49:50,353 Did they what? 1060 00:49:50,355 --> 00:49:52,621 Did the calculations prove necessary? 1061 00:49:52,623 --> 00:49:54,323 Oh, you guys are fucking with me. 1062 00:49:54,325 --> 00:49:56,092 You guys, I just want to know what you think of the place. 1063 00:49:56,094 --> 00:49:57,994 Baby, I love it. I love it. 1064 00:49:57,996 --> 00:49:59,662 - It's awesome. - I love it. I love it. 1065 00:49:59,664 --> 00:50:00,930 Show--what's this? Show me over here. 1066 00:50:00,932 --> 00:50:02,031 Oh, those are my storm windows? 1067 00:50:02,033 --> 00:50:06,035 You want to see my storm windows? 1068 00:50:06,037 --> 00:50:07,503 - It's beautiful. - Yeah? 1069 00:50:07,505 --> 00:50:10,106 - Yeah, I love it. - Do you? 1070 00:50:10,108 --> 00:50:11,674 Why are you so smart? 1071 00:50:21,185 --> 00:50:24,286 Hi, are you here for the open house? 1072 00:50:24,288 --> 00:50:27,656 Come right this way. 1073 00:50:27,658 --> 00:50:29,225 Oh, fuck. 1074 00:50:29,227 --> 00:50:31,394 He's really the best contractor I ever worked with. 1075 00:50:31,396 --> 00:50:33,362 Oh, me too. 1076 00:50:33,364 --> 00:50:35,898 Okay, come on, we should pick Teddy up from his play date. 1077 00:50:35,900 --> 00:50:37,400 Come on, babe. 1078 00:50:53,417 --> 00:50:55,351 What the fuck? 1079 00:50:55,353 --> 00:50:56,685 Mold?! 1080 00:50:56,687 --> 00:50:57,753 What the fuck? 1081 00:50:57,755 --> 00:50:59,555 You guys, I'm sorry, I gotta go. 1082 00:50:59,557 --> 00:51:00,689 I got an inspection on Monday. 1083 00:51:00,691 --> 00:51:01,757 It's okay. He's asleep. 1084 00:51:01,759 --> 00:51:02,858 Okay. I'm so sorry, baby. 1085 00:51:02,860 --> 00:51:04,760 I'm so fucking hungry. 1086 00:51:09,066 --> 00:51:12,435 Dehumidifier. Dijo, dehumidifier. 1087 00:51:13,704 --> 00:51:16,105 Hey, want to order a movie On Demand? 1088 00:51:16,107 --> 00:51:17,406 I won't make it. 1089 00:51:17,408 --> 00:51:18,874 Come on, we'll get something stupid. 1090 00:51:18,876 --> 00:51:20,943 We can get The Princess Bride. 1091 00:51:20,945 --> 00:51:22,778 I gotta clean up. 1092 00:51:22,780 --> 00:51:25,915 Fuck, I feel like this kid is trying to tunnel out my lower back. 1093 00:51:25,917 --> 00:51:27,850 Sit down. I got it. 1094 00:51:30,921 --> 00:51:33,689 Bring It On? 1095 00:51:36,526 --> 00:51:38,694 - What's going on here? - He's sick. 1096 00:51:38,696 --> 00:51:39,728 Can you get the Vicks? 1097 00:51:39,730 --> 00:51:41,464 Yeah. 1098 00:51:43,700 --> 00:51:45,201 - Hey. - Oh, thanks. 1099 00:51:45,203 --> 00:51:47,269 A little Vicks for Mom. 1100 00:51:47,271 --> 00:51:49,105 A little beer for Unky Jake. 1101 00:51:49,107 --> 00:51:51,540 A little rubdown for the man. 1102 00:51:51,542 --> 00:51:54,410 Here you go, honey. 1103 00:51:54,412 --> 00:51:57,046 Is my hair crazy? 1104 00:51:57,048 --> 00:52:00,116 No, it looks nice. 1105 00:52:00,118 --> 00:52:01,650 What about mine? 1106 00:52:01,652 --> 00:52:04,086 No, 'cause you had it chemically straightened. 1107 00:52:04,088 --> 00:52:06,055 I had it chemically straightened, like, once. 1108 00:52:06,057 --> 00:52:08,791 For prom, okay? 1109 00:52:08,793 --> 00:52:11,127 Want to trade? 1110 00:52:11,129 --> 00:52:13,429 Yeah. 1111 00:52:13,431 --> 00:52:15,498 - Jakey. - There we go. 1112 00:52:15,500 --> 00:52:17,633 Let's get Uncle Jakey just a little sick. 1113 00:52:17,635 --> 00:52:18,767 Okay. 1114 00:52:18,769 --> 00:52:19,768 You want to hook a brother up? 1115 00:52:19,770 --> 00:52:21,070 Mm-hmm. 1116 00:52:21,072 --> 00:52:22,171 Thanks. 1117 00:52:22,173 --> 00:52:23,572 There we go, buddy. 1118 00:52:23,574 --> 00:52:25,774 Let's get that rub on. 1119 00:52:25,776 --> 00:52:28,410 Yeah. 1120 00:52:28,412 --> 00:52:30,312 You know, Unky Jakeys have to pay a lot more 1121 00:52:30,314 --> 00:52:31,881 for these rubdowns. 1122 00:52:36,686 --> 00:52:37,920 Dude. 1123 00:52:37,922 --> 00:52:39,588 What? 1124 00:52:41,424 --> 00:52:42,992 What is that face? I know that face. 1125 00:52:42,994 --> 00:52:44,326 What face? What are you talking about? 1126 00:52:44,328 --> 00:52:45,761 You were having a sex flashback. 1127 00:52:45,763 --> 00:52:46,962 I wasn't having a sex flashback. 1128 00:52:46,964 --> 00:52:49,331 Yes, you were. I saw it. 1129 00:52:49,333 --> 00:52:50,366 Tell me. Who did you sleep with? 1130 00:52:50,368 --> 00:52:51,500 Stop it. No. 1131 00:52:51,502 --> 00:52:52,968 You've only been here two months 1132 00:52:52,970 --> 00:52:54,637 and you're already f-u-c-k-i-n-g-ing somebody? 1133 00:52:54,639 --> 00:52:56,272 I'm holding your son. 1134 00:52:56,274 --> 00:52:57,940 You're a pervert. 1135 00:52:57,942 --> 00:52:59,942 I saw that face. 1136 00:53:02,279 --> 00:53:03,212 Busy. 1137 00:53:03,214 --> 00:53:04,446 You're busy. 1138 00:53:04,448 --> 00:53:06,182 He, like, sneezed on me. 1139 00:53:06,184 --> 00:53:07,483 - Yeah. - Yeah. 1140 00:53:15,725 --> 00:53:18,994 "One morning, Little Rabbit sat on the bank. 1141 00:53:18,996 --> 00:53:22,164 "He pricked his ears and listened to the trit-trot, 1142 00:53:22,166 --> 00:53:25,301 trit-trot of a pony..." 1143 00:53:25,303 --> 00:53:26,969 Can we put something better on? 1144 00:53:26,971 --> 00:53:28,170 No, I'm the guest. 1145 00:53:32,877 --> 00:53:34,210 Hey! 1146 00:53:34,212 --> 00:53:35,811 That' not how "I'm The Guest" is played. 1147 00:53:35,813 --> 00:53:39,181 The guest gets to decide what TV shows to watch, 1148 00:53:39,183 --> 00:53:42,751 what games are played, and what to listen to on the tape player. 1149 00:53:42,753 --> 00:53:44,386 You always cheat. 1150 00:53:44,388 --> 00:53:47,223 You've always been a cheater. 1151 00:53:47,225 --> 00:53:49,525 I'm the guest. 1152 00:53:51,395 --> 00:53:54,096 "Everywhere that Big Chick went, Little Chick went, too." 1153 00:53:54,098 --> 00:53:55,331 You're right. This is better. 1154 00:53:55,333 --> 00:53:56,932 "Big Chick went looking for berries 1155 00:53:56,934 --> 00:53:59,068 "and Little Chick followed. 1156 00:53:59,070 --> 00:54:00,936 "Big Chick took a walk in the woods 1157 00:54:00,938 --> 00:54:03,772 and Little Chick followed." 1158 00:54:03,774 --> 00:54:05,174 He's asleep. 1159 00:54:06,777 --> 00:54:10,279 "'But I'll be lonely,' said Little Chick. 1160 00:54:10,281 --> 00:54:13,115 "The next morning, Big Chick woke up early, 1161 00:54:13,117 --> 00:54:17,186 and she left without waiting for Little Chick..." 1162 00:54:17,188 --> 00:54:19,555 Fresh lemonade from powder. 1163 00:54:19,557 --> 00:54:21,624 Fresh powder. Just 50¢. 1164 00:54:21,626 --> 00:54:23,959 I love that you kept the VCR. 1165 00:54:23,961 --> 00:54:26,762 Okay. 1166 00:54:26,764 --> 00:54:30,766 Okay, well, it's pretty cold out, 1167 00:54:30,768 --> 00:54:33,535 but I think we're gonna get some people walking by. 1168 00:54:33,537 --> 00:54:34,870 Why were we always trying to sell things 1169 00:54:34,872 --> 00:54:36,905 that people didn't want to buy? 1170 00:54:36,907 --> 00:54:40,709 Fuck. I'm still doing that. 1171 00:54:40,711 --> 00:54:41,944 You had such a cute voice. 1172 00:54:41,946 --> 00:54:43,646 That was the only reason we sold anything. 1173 00:54:43,648 --> 00:54:46,915 It was like the center of our business model. 1174 00:54:46,917 --> 00:54:49,285 God, you made me hawk all those sea shells. 1175 00:54:49,287 --> 00:54:52,621 They were all fucking broken. 1176 00:54:52,623 --> 00:54:55,257 "Sea shells. Get your seashells." 1177 00:54:55,259 --> 00:54:56,725 - "Seashells" 1178 00:54:56,727 --> 00:54:57,993 That's not-- I didn't sound like a-- 1179 00:54:57,995 --> 00:55:00,462 You were so cute. 1180 00:55:00,464 --> 00:55:02,364 No, I wasn't. 1181 00:55:05,802 --> 00:55:08,170 I drank with a student. 1182 00:55:10,607 --> 00:55:11,907 "Drank" drank? 1183 00:55:11,909 --> 00:55:13,976 Yeah. It's bad. 1184 00:55:13,978 --> 00:55:17,146 I could get fired. 1185 00:55:17,148 --> 00:55:18,681 Maybe I want to get fired. 1186 00:55:18,683 --> 00:55:20,582 Just fuck everything up. 1187 00:55:20,584 --> 00:55:24,520 You're pregnant. They can't fire you. 1188 00:55:24,522 --> 00:55:27,456 This girl, Sarah, she's great. 1189 00:55:27,458 --> 00:55:30,859 She's gonna get in everywhere she applies. 1190 00:55:30,861 --> 00:55:32,928 She sounds like you. 1191 00:55:35,999 --> 00:55:39,001 I wish you came to visit because you were happy. 1192 00:55:39,003 --> 00:55:41,036 I was happy. Look at me. 1193 00:55:41,038 --> 00:55:44,373 We're gonna just keep our eye out for a while. 1194 00:55:44,375 --> 00:55:46,542 Are you happy? 1195 00:55:50,447 --> 00:55:51,980 Okay, turn it off. 1196 00:55:51,982 --> 00:55:53,349 Bye. 1197 00:55:53,351 --> 00:55:55,150 Get out of here. 1198 00:56:11,334 --> 00:56:14,169 Thank you for not throwing everything away. 1199 00:57:31,048 --> 00:57:32,314 - Hey. - Hey. 1200 00:57:32,316 --> 00:57:33,615 How's Teddy? 1201 00:57:33,617 --> 00:57:35,918 He's wheezy, but sleeping. 1202 00:57:35,920 --> 00:57:37,553 How's the mold? 1203 00:57:37,555 --> 00:57:39,087 Bro, it's bad. 1204 00:57:39,089 --> 00:57:42,224 Still moldy? 1205 00:57:42,226 --> 00:57:43,459 You like your room? 1206 00:57:43,461 --> 00:57:44,827 Took me, like, two hours 1207 00:57:44,829 --> 00:57:46,061 to drag that fucking Nordic Track out of here. 1208 00:57:46,063 --> 00:57:49,998 That's great. 1209 00:57:50,000 --> 00:57:52,267 You want to smoke out? 1210 00:57:52,269 --> 00:57:54,436 No. 1211 00:57:54,438 --> 00:57:56,205 You want to keep me company? 1212 00:57:59,008 --> 00:58:01,176 Cats. Now and forever. 1213 00:58:03,313 --> 00:58:04,813 This is the same wood from the cabinets. 1214 00:58:04,815 --> 00:58:08,183 And, you know, he's gonna be able to eat on it. 1215 00:58:08,185 --> 00:58:09,184 Fucking Play-Doh. 1216 00:58:09,186 --> 00:58:11,186 All that shit. 1217 00:58:11,188 --> 00:58:13,589 It's gonna be nice to have his own space. 1218 00:58:13,591 --> 00:58:14,957 Yeah, it's great. 1219 00:58:14,959 --> 00:58:15,858 I gotta go to bed, man. 1220 00:58:15,860 --> 00:58:16,959 What? No, dude. 1221 00:58:16,961 --> 00:58:18,694 Come on, I got snacks. 1222 00:58:18,696 --> 00:58:20,362 I can't. 1223 00:58:20,364 --> 00:58:24,967 I can't look at tiny tables and pretend like we're cool. 1224 00:58:24,969 --> 00:58:26,335 Your kid was sick and you were off 1225 00:58:26,337 --> 00:58:30,772 fucking Plainy the Real Estate Agent. 1226 00:58:30,774 --> 00:58:32,007 Look. Hmm? 1227 00:58:32,009 --> 00:58:33,709 What is that? 1228 00:58:33,711 --> 00:58:35,511 That's mold. Okay? 1229 00:58:35,513 --> 00:58:36,645 She wasn't there? Really? 1230 00:58:36,647 --> 00:58:38,647 Dude. Mold. Mold, mold, mold. 1231 00:58:38,649 --> 00:58:40,849 - Mold, fucking everywhere. - Yeah. 1232 00:58:40,851 --> 00:58:42,784 I don't understand how you can make it okay 1233 00:58:42,786 --> 00:58:45,020 in your head, because it's not. Okay? 1234 00:58:45,022 --> 00:58:47,523 And you walk around, like, just because you're building things, 1235 00:58:47,525 --> 00:58:49,291 everything's even? 1236 00:58:49,293 --> 00:58:51,493 Do you think I'm an asshole? 1237 00:58:51,495 --> 00:58:52,961 I don't know. 1238 00:58:52,963 --> 00:58:54,963 No, you don't. Because you know I'm not. 1239 00:58:54,965 --> 00:58:56,131 Yeah, you're fantastic. 1240 00:58:56,133 --> 00:58:58,534 Look, I needed attention, Jake. 1241 00:58:58,536 --> 00:59:00,903 I needed somebody to look at me 1242 00:59:00,905 --> 00:59:02,037 instead of being fucking distracted 1243 00:59:02,039 --> 00:59:04,039 by something more important. 1244 00:59:04,041 --> 00:59:06,241 - And that was all? - That's all. Okay? 1245 00:59:06,243 --> 00:59:11,880 I would talk about whatever and she would think I'm awesome. 1246 00:59:11,882 --> 00:59:14,082 Okay? And it only got weird when we started to-- 1247 00:59:14,084 --> 00:59:15,751 Oh, don't tell me. I don't want to know. 1248 00:59:15,753 --> 00:59:18,520 The sex was terrible. It sucked, okay? 1249 00:59:18,522 --> 00:59:20,155 And the second time was even worse-- 1250 00:59:20,157 --> 00:59:21,990 Just stop talking 'cause I don't want to hear. 1251 00:59:21,992 --> 00:59:23,559 Twice. That's how many times we did it. 1252 00:59:23,561 --> 00:59:25,827 That's it. 1253 00:59:29,232 --> 00:59:32,401 Don't fucking throw little cookies at me. 1254 00:59:32,403 --> 00:59:33,669 Hey! 1255 00:59:33,671 --> 00:59:36,138 Just stop fucking around on my family. 1256 00:59:37,774 --> 00:59:41,410 Right. Your family. 1257 00:59:41,412 --> 00:59:43,078 So you think you've got it all worked out now, huh? 1258 00:59:43,080 --> 00:59:44,446 After three months. 1259 00:59:44,448 --> 00:59:47,115 You know what it means to have a family. 1260 00:59:47,117 --> 00:59:48,383 To have a wife, to have a kid. 1261 00:59:48,385 --> 00:59:50,752 To have a kid, Jake. 1262 00:59:50,754 --> 00:59:54,089 You've got it all worked out now. 1263 00:59:54,091 --> 00:59:55,591 I was here. Where were you? 1264 00:59:55,593 --> 00:59:57,960 I was working. 1265 00:59:57,962 --> 00:59:59,227 You know what? You don't know what the fuck 1266 00:59:59,229 --> 01:00:00,696 you're talking about. Okay? 1267 01:00:00,698 --> 01:00:03,365 I mean, you don't really live here. 1268 01:00:03,367 --> 01:00:05,100 Nobody expects anything from you. 1269 01:00:27,725 --> 01:00:30,092 Okay, okay, point taken. 1270 01:00:30,094 --> 01:00:32,060 A little cabbage goes a long way. 1271 01:00:32,062 --> 01:00:34,763 But look, you two do this at every meal. 1272 01:00:34,765 --> 01:00:37,232 You know, I used to have a waterbed in here. 1273 01:00:37,234 --> 01:00:38,734 Oh. 1274 01:00:38,736 --> 01:00:41,403 That sounds really uncomfortable. 1275 01:00:41,405 --> 01:00:44,172 Yeah, it was, but I loved it. 1276 01:00:44,174 --> 01:00:47,743 I had to read 100 books with my mom to earn it. 1277 01:00:47,745 --> 01:00:49,144 And then we sold it 'cause she thought 1278 01:00:49,146 --> 01:00:51,780 it was gonna give me scoliosis. 1279 01:00:51,782 --> 01:00:53,749 - Yeah? - Yeah. 1280 01:00:53,751 --> 01:00:55,017 Let me see. 1281 01:00:55,019 --> 01:00:57,185 - Oh, yeah? - Mm-hmm. 1282 01:00:57,187 --> 01:00:58,587 Are you a doctor now? 1283 01:01:06,763 --> 01:01:08,130 How does it feel? 1284 01:01:08,132 --> 01:01:09,197 It feels straight enough for me. 1285 01:01:09,199 --> 01:01:10,966 - Oh, yeah? - Mm-hmm. 1286 01:01:10,968 --> 01:01:12,868 Well, that's what you get for working out once a month. 1287 01:01:15,039 --> 01:01:16,972 You know Franny's mom? 1288 01:01:16,974 --> 01:01:19,141 She asked me about you for nanny share. 1289 01:01:19,143 --> 01:01:20,442 Oh, yeah? 1290 01:01:20,444 --> 01:01:21,610 Sounds hot. 1291 01:01:21,612 --> 01:01:23,345 Shut up. 1292 01:01:23,347 --> 01:01:24,813 That just means she wants you to take care 1293 01:01:24,815 --> 01:01:26,448 of Franny and Teddy together. 1294 01:01:26,450 --> 01:01:29,051 One more kid. More money. 1295 01:01:29,053 --> 01:01:30,886 Shit. 1296 01:01:30,888 --> 01:01:32,454 What? 1297 01:01:32,456 --> 01:01:35,357 I mean, she thinks you're really good with Teddy. 1298 01:01:35,359 --> 01:01:36,858 Whatever, you don't have to do it. 1299 01:01:36,860 --> 01:01:38,293 - Don't freak out. - I'm not freaking out. 1300 01:01:38,295 --> 01:01:43,165 It's just, like, this gig is temporary. 1301 01:01:43,167 --> 01:01:45,734 Okay, that's cool. 1302 01:01:45,736 --> 01:01:50,672 You know, Armin's band is playing at Brennan's on Saturday. 1303 01:01:50,674 --> 01:01:51,907 The manny has a band. 1304 01:01:51,909 --> 01:01:54,376 - Perfect. - Mm-hmm. 1305 01:01:54,378 --> 01:01:57,045 So, would you like to go together? 1306 01:01:58,214 --> 01:01:59,214 Me and you? 1307 01:01:59,216 --> 01:02:01,917 Two nannies on a date together? 1308 01:02:01,919 --> 01:02:04,252 - Yeah. - Yeah. 1309 01:02:04,254 --> 01:02:06,988 Yeah, that's cool. Let's do it. 1310 01:02:06,990 --> 01:02:08,590 And I might get up there and sing with him. 1311 01:02:28,578 --> 01:02:30,045 - What up? - Hey. 1312 01:02:30,047 --> 01:02:31,780 Uh, have you seen Teddy's Giraffe-y? 1313 01:02:31,782 --> 01:02:33,582 I can't find it anywhere and he's freaking out. 1314 01:02:33,584 --> 01:02:34,716 I can't put him down. 1315 01:02:34,718 --> 01:02:36,084 Oh, shit. 1316 01:02:36,086 --> 01:02:37,285 Yeah. I think we left it at Georgia's house. 1317 01:02:37,287 --> 01:02:38,687 I'll go get it. 1318 01:02:38,689 --> 01:02:40,589 Oh, no, no, no. It's too late. 1319 01:02:40,591 --> 01:02:42,924 No. It's fine. I'm happy to do it. 1320 01:02:42,926 --> 01:02:44,593 I literally have nothing better to do. 1321 01:02:44,595 --> 01:02:46,094 Thank you. 1322 01:02:49,600 --> 01:02:50,866 It is gonna happen. 1323 01:02:50,868 --> 01:02:52,434 They are gonna raise the billion six. 1324 01:02:52,436 --> 01:02:54,269 They're having an IPO before the end of the year. 1325 01:02:54,271 --> 01:02:56,104 Right, we have a shit-ton of homework to do for our guys. 1326 01:02:56,106 --> 01:02:59,441 - Yeah? - Yeah, I'm Jake, Teddy's uncle. 1327 01:02:59,443 --> 01:03:01,409 - Georgia's friend. - Mm-hmm. Okay. 1328 01:03:01,411 --> 01:03:03,078 Teddy left his toy giraffe here earlier today 1329 01:03:03,080 --> 01:03:05,080 and now he's having a Chernobyl-level meltdown-- 1330 01:03:05,082 --> 01:03:06,448 All right, come in. 1331 01:03:06,450 --> 01:03:08,550 So, look, do we have the personnel, or not? 1332 01:03:08,552 --> 01:03:11,620 I mean--you know--let me, um, let me call you back. 1333 01:03:11,622 --> 01:03:13,889 I got a guy here looking for a giraffe. 1334 01:03:33,342 --> 01:03:35,310 Hey, can I use the car tonight? 1335 01:03:35,312 --> 01:03:36,845 Where are you going? Are you going out? 1336 01:03:36,847 --> 01:03:37,946 I'm going to Brennan's. 1337 01:03:37,948 --> 01:03:40,248 For some fucking shitty-ass band. 1338 01:03:40,250 --> 01:03:42,818 Wait, okay. Wait, well, I'll come with you. 1339 01:03:42,820 --> 01:03:44,686 You can drink. I can drive. 1340 01:03:44,688 --> 01:03:46,588 Baby, can you stay here with our sleeping child, 1341 01:03:46,590 --> 01:03:47,589 and then I get to go out? 1342 01:03:47,591 --> 01:03:49,124 Yeah. Of course. 1343 01:03:49,126 --> 01:03:50,425 Great. 1344 01:03:50,427 --> 01:03:51,459 Awesome. 1345 01:03:51,461 --> 01:03:54,996 Give me two seconds. 1346 01:03:54,998 --> 01:03:56,431 Fuck you. 1347 01:04:24,194 --> 01:04:25,627 Is this too much? 1348 01:04:25,629 --> 01:04:27,028 - Yeah. - No. 1349 01:04:27,030 --> 01:04:28,363 - It's too short. - No, that looks hot. 1350 01:04:28,365 --> 01:04:29,397 - Yeah? - Put some pants on. Please. 1351 01:04:29,399 --> 01:04:30,999 Oh, shut up. 1352 01:04:31,001 --> 01:04:32,067 - You look perfect. - Go on, please. 1353 01:04:32,069 --> 01:04:33,735 Oh, come on. 1354 01:04:33,737 --> 01:04:34,903 Relax, let's go. 1355 01:04:34,905 --> 01:04:37,172 Oh, hot! 1356 01:04:37,174 --> 01:04:38,406 You look good. 1357 01:04:38,408 --> 01:04:40,575 Bring that back home. 1358 01:04:49,485 --> 01:04:50,719 Jesus, enough. 1359 01:04:50,721 --> 01:04:54,522 You look like a Tim Burton creature. 1360 01:04:54,524 --> 01:04:57,158 Hey. What was going on with you and Danny? 1361 01:04:57,160 --> 01:04:58,493 What do you mean? 1362 01:04:58,495 --> 01:05:01,696 Did he make fun of your shirt or something? 1363 01:05:01,698 --> 01:05:05,734 What's wrong with my shirt? It's casual chic. 1364 01:05:05,736 --> 01:05:07,702 I can't believe how long you've been here. 1365 01:05:07,704 --> 01:05:10,405 Yeah, it's crazy. 1366 01:05:10,407 --> 01:05:14,843 No, no, it's, like, it's flown by. 1367 01:05:14,845 --> 01:05:16,845 Do you like your room? 1368 01:05:16,847 --> 01:05:18,046 Yeah. 1369 01:05:18,048 --> 01:05:19,681 Yeah, it's nice. 1370 01:05:20,784 --> 01:05:21,750 Whoo! 1371 01:05:25,923 --> 01:05:27,389 Why are we stopping? 1372 01:05:27,391 --> 01:05:29,157 'Cause I'm picking up a friend. 1373 01:05:30,760 --> 01:05:33,361 Oh, my God, am I on your date? 1374 01:05:34,563 --> 01:05:36,631 Shit, is that why you're wearing CK One? 1375 01:05:36,633 --> 01:05:37,899 - No. - I can smell you from here. 1376 01:05:37,901 --> 01:05:39,801 It's fine. 1377 01:05:39,803 --> 01:05:41,903 Blanca, you remember my sister, Justine. 1378 01:05:41,905 --> 01:05:43,972 - Hi. - Hey. 1379 01:05:43,974 --> 01:05:46,808 Do you always bring your pregnant sister on dates? 1380 01:05:46,810 --> 01:05:48,476 Just when I'm trying to guarantee I won't get laid. 1381 01:05:48,478 --> 01:05:49,644 I'm sorry. I had no idea. 1382 01:05:49,646 --> 01:05:52,147 You should just take me home. 1383 01:05:52,149 --> 01:05:53,882 No. No, no, no, no. 1384 01:05:53,884 --> 01:05:55,917 You know what? I love your eye shadow. 1385 01:05:55,919 --> 01:05:57,485 - Thanks! - It's gorgeous. 1386 01:05:57,487 --> 01:05:59,154 Oh, thank you. I love your hair. 1387 01:05:59,156 --> 01:06:00,388 Oh, my God, thank you. 1388 01:06:00,390 --> 01:06:01,423 It's incredible. 1389 01:06:01,425 --> 01:06:02,757 I love your highlights. 1390 01:06:02,759 --> 01:06:04,793 - I did these myself. - Really? 1391 01:06:04,795 --> 01:06:06,461 - Yeah. L'Oreal. - This coat's from Old Navy. 1392 01:06:06,463 --> 01:06:08,997 I always wanted to do highlights but I'm always afraid-- 1393 01:06:08,999 --> 01:06:10,765 Don't want to miss the band. 1394 01:06:10,767 --> 01:06:12,801 You didn't tell me this was a date, by the way. 1395 01:06:12,803 --> 01:06:14,102 This is gonna be a fun time. 1396 01:06:14,104 --> 01:06:16,805 You know, I never go out. 1397 01:06:56,178 --> 01:06:57,212 Thanks, guys. 1398 01:06:57,214 --> 01:06:58,446 We'll be back in ten. 1399 01:06:58,448 --> 01:06:59,848 Stay sexy. 1400 01:06:59,850 --> 01:07:01,683 That's not Toad the Wet Sprocket. 1401 01:07:01,685 --> 01:07:02,717 I know you think it is. 1402 01:07:02,719 --> 01:07:04,285 But it's not. 1403 01:07:08,357 --> 01:07:09,824 You want me to get you another cran and soda? 1404 01:07:09,826 --> 01:07:13,828 No, it's cool. I got it. 1405 01:07:13,830 --> 01:07:16,798 Sorry, she just doesn't get out much. 1406 01:07:16,800 --> 01:07:18,700 She's awesome. 1407 01:07:18,702 --> 01:07:21,503 So, um, Georgia's dad, 1408 01:07:21,505 --> 01:07:24,005 he said that he talked to you the other day. 1409 01:07:24,007 --> 01:07:27,308 Yeah, Teddy left his giraffe, so I went and grabbed it. 1410 01:07:27,310 --> 01:07:28,410 Mm. 1411 01:07:28,412 --> 01:07:30,578 So you got a giraffe and a job offer. 1412 01:07:30,580 --> 01:07:31,813 That's cool. 1413 01:07:31,815 --> 01:07:33,348 He said you were there for like an hour, 1414 01:07:33,350 --> 01:07:35,383 and that you were really impressive. 1415 01:07:35,385 --> 01:07:38,253 Yeah, it's a finance job, which is fucking boring. 1416 01:07:38,255 --> 01:07:41,256 It's practically entry-level. 1417 01:07:41,258 --> 01:07:43,525 You gonna take it? 1418 01:07:43,527 --> 01:07:46,494 Uh, I am. 1419 01:07:46,496 --> 01:07:48,396 You know, my cousin needs a job. 1420 01:07:48,398 --> 01:07:52,400 Your sister should totally hire her to take care of Teddy. 1421 01:07:56,038 --> 01:07:58,840 What? 1422 01:07:58,842 --> 01:08:02,877 I like having sex with you, but I wasn't planning our wedding. 1423 01:08:02,879 --> 01:08:07,515 Okay. 1424 01:08:07,517 --> 01:08:09,551 You're not taking us seriously, are you? 1425 01:08:09,553 --> 01:08:12,921 I know. I just-- 1426 01:08:12,923 --> 01:08:14,456 I thought that you were taking me seriously 1427 01:08:14,458 --> 01:08:19,294 and it made me feel better about my life. 1428 01:08:19,296 --> 01:08:22,597 Oh. That's fucked up. 1429 01:08:22,599 --> 01:08:24,966 Hmm. 1430 01:08:24,968 --> 01:08:28,036 I'm gonna go play Asteroids. 1431 01:08:28,038 --> 01:08:32,440 I'm gonna stay here and get drunk. 1432 01:08:32,442 --> 01:08:33,441 That's cool. 1433 01:08:33,443 --> 01:08:38,313 You do that. 1434 01:08:38,315 --> 01:08:40,615 See, if you stay here, you already have a girlfriend. 1435 01:08:40,617 --> 01:08:42,450 She's not my girlfriend. 1436 01:08:42,452 --> 01:08:44,586 Okay, sensitivo. 1437 01:08:44,588 --> 01:08:45,820 I used to sneak in here. 1438 01:08:45,822 --> 01:08:47,388 I used to want to be in here so badly. 1439 01:08:47,390 --> 01:08:48,923 How depressing is that? 1440 01:08:48,925 --> 01:08:51,326 You know what? I can't hear you mope anymore. 1441 01:08:51,328 --> 01:08:53,895 Okay? 1442 01:08:53,897 --> 01:08:56,164 Look. 1443 01:08:56,166 --> 01:08:59,000 Pregnant Running Man. 1444 01:08:59,002 --> 01:09:02,737 Stretching. 1445 01:09:02,739 --> 01:09:04,706 Stretching. 1446 01:09:06,909 --> 01:09:09,010 Come on. 1447 01:09:09,012 --> 01:09:10,512 You just came to drink? 1448 01:09:10,514 --> 01:09:13,581 It's a bar. 1449 01:09:13,583 --> 01:09:14,816 Well, we don't have to hang out. 1450 01:09:14,818 --> 01:09:15,950 Go and talk to your not girlfriend. 1451 01:09:15,952 --> 01:09:17,318 She'll make you feel better. 1452 01:09:17,320 --> 01:09:21,256 I'll feel better when I get back to my life. 1453 01:09:21,258 --> 01:09:23,525 There's a job in the city. I'm gonna take it. 1454 01:09:23,527 --> 01:09:25,693 You're gonna have to find someone else to take care of Teddy. 1455 01:09:25,695 --> 01:09:28,263 Blanca said she know someone, so... 1456 01:09:28,265 --> 01:09:31,966 Just so you're prepared. 1457 01:09:31,968 --> 01:09:33,668 Wow. 1458 01:09:33,670 --> 01:09:36,504 That's great. 1459 01:09:36,506 --> 01:09:37,839 You must be relieved. 1460 01:09:37,841 --> 01:09:39,040 Don't make me feel bad. 1461 01:09:39,042 --> 01:09:40,975 It's a real job. I have to take it. 1462 01:09:40,977 --> 01:09:42,610 No, no. It's great. 1463 01:09:42,612 --> 01:09:44,779 Could you just get me my juice? 1464 01:09:44,781 --> 01:09:46,214 Okay, don't. Okay? 1465 01:09:46,216 --> 01:09:48,116 If you say that you're gonna get your own juice, 1466 01:09:48,118 --> 01:09:50,051 then I believe that that is what you're gonna do. 1467 01:09:50,053 --> 01:09:51,819 Why are you getting like this? 1468 01:09:51,821 --> 01:09:54,022 It's just, like, if you want me to get you juice, just ask. 1469 01:09:54,024 --> 01:09:56,191 But don't test me. I'm not Danny. 1470 01:09:56,193 --> 01:09:58,693 Oh, thanks. 1471 01:09:58,695 --> 01:10:00,395 Just, like, sleep with your husband, okay? 1472 01:10:00,397 --> 01:10:03,831 I'm not your problem. 1473 01:10:03,833 --> 01:10:06,801 What? I never go out. 1474 01:10:06,803 --> 01:10:08,203 Fuck you. 1475 01:10:11,340 --> 01:10:13,808 - So what, we're leaving? - Yeah. 1476 01:10:13,810 --> 01:10:16,511 Fine. Take the car. I'll stay somewhere else. 1477 01:10:16,513 --> 01:10:18,479 - Right, where are you gonna go? - I have friends. 1478 01:10:18,481 --> 01:10:20,081 Really? Why didn't you stay with them for the last three months? 1479 01:10:20,083 --> 01:10:21,749 I've been here for almost three months helping you. 1480 01:10:21,751 --> 01:10:23,585 But I don't want that to be my whole life. 1481 01:10:23,587 --> 01:10:26,754 Don't worry. It's not. 1482 01:10:26,756 --> 01:10:28,489 People die. People are born. 1483 01:10:28,491 --> 01:10:30,858 But the only reason you stick around for more than two minutes 1484 01:10:30,860 --> 01:10:32,026 is when you need something. 1485 01:10:32,028 --> 01:10:33,695 I needed you to make me feel better. 1486 01:10:33,697 --> 01:10:35,330 I had something real, and now it's gone. 1487 01:10:35,332 --> 01:10:36,864 Don't talk to me about how you had something real 1488 01:10:36,866 --> 01:10:38,166 and now it's gone. 1489 01:10:38,168 --> 01:10:40,335 No. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 1490 01:10:40,337 --> 01:10:42,203 No one told you you had to drop out of law school. 1491 01:10:42,205 --> 01:10:43,438 She didn't ask you to come home and take care of her. 1492 01:10:43,440 --> 01:10:44,939 Because she didn't have to. 1493 01:10:44,941 --> 01:10:46,040 She said she didn't want me to interrupt my life 1494 01:10:46,042 --> 01:10:47,609 just because she was sick. 1495 01:10:47,611 --> 01:10:49,277 We didn't even come close to interrupting your life. 1496 01:10:49,279 --> 01:10:50,445 If you had a dog, it would have interrupted your life 1497 01:10:50,447 --> 01:10:51,946 more than Mom dying. 1498 01:10:51,948 --> 01:10:53,715 You don't think I wanted to be there when she died? 1499 01:10:53,717 --> 01:10:55,116 I called you. I called you when we knew it was close. 1500 01:10:55,118 --> 01:10:56,784 I told the nurse, I said, 1501 01:10:56,786 --> 01:10:58,019 "Tell me when it's close, I need to call my brother. 1502 01:10:58,021 --> 01:10:59,087 We need to be here together." 1503 01:10:59,089 --> 01:11:00,688 I left you messages. 1504 01:11:00,690 --> 01:11:01,789 I couldn't breathe. 1505 01:11:01,791 --> 01:11:03,858 Dad was here. Danny was here. 1506 01:11:03,860 --> 01:11:04,892 That's right, I'm an asshole and Danny's a saint. 1507 01:11:04,894 --> 01:11:06,527 I wanted you here. 1508 01:11:06,529 --> 01:11:08,463 Me. I called you because I needed you. 1509 01:11:08,465 --> 01:11:10,365 But you know what? It's fine. 1510 01:11:10,367 --> 01:11:11,933 Because Danny held Mom's hand with me until I was ready 1511 01:11:11,935 --> 01:11:13,568 to let it go. 1512 01:11:13,570 --> 01:11:15,536 Well, Danny's fucking around with that real estate agent, 1513 01:11:15,538 --> 01:11:17,305 but I'm glad he was there. 1514 01:11:21,210 --> 01:11:22,977 I'm sorry. 1515 01:11:22,979 --> 01:11:24,979 I had to tell you. 1516 01:11:33,889 --> 01:11:35,957 What--wait a second. 1517 01:11:43,799 --> 01:11:45,600 Hey, baby. How's the concert? 1518 01:11:45,602 --> 01:11:46,768 Hey. 1519 01:11:46,770 --> 01:11:48,169 It's a girl. 1520 01:11:50,606 --> 01:11:51,873 Wh-- 1521 01:11:57,079 --> 01:11:59,213 I'm sorry. 1522 01:12:04,420 --> 01:12:06,554 Justine, I'm sorry. 1523 01:12:58,408 --> 01:12:59,807 This one. Not this one! 1524 01:12:59,809 --> 01:13:00,975 Yeah, but you said you wanted to wear the-- 1525 01:13:00,977 --> 01:13:02,377 - No! - Come on, Teddy, you said 1526 01:13:02,379 --> 01:13:03,644 you wanted to wear the robot shirt. 1527 01:13:03,646 --> 01:13:05,012 - I didn't. - Yeah, you did. 1528 01:13:05,014 --> 01:13:06,814 You said you wanted to wear the robot shirt. 1529 01:13:06,816 --> 01:13:09,484 I don't--I really don't want to have this discussion right now. 1530 01:13:10,386 --> 01:13:12,553 No! 1531 01:13:12,555 --> 01:13:14,555 Hey, where's Danny? 1532 01:13:14,557 --> 01:13:16,491 I don't know. He's not here. 1533 01:13:16,493 --> 01:13:18,092 But I made him leave the car. 1534 01:13:18,094 --> 01:13:19,494 Come on, I got this. 1535 01:13:19,496 --> 01:13:20,895 - Yeah, over here. - Yeah, come here, honey. 1536 01:13:20,897 --> 01:13:22,497 - He's right there. - I know, I know. 1537 01:13:22,499 --> 01:13:23,898 - Let's put on your shirt, okay? - No. 1538 01:13:23,900 --> 01:13:25,500 - Yeah. - Come on, honey. 1539 01:13:25,502 --> 01:13:26,601 You love this shirt. 1540 01:13:26,603 --> 01:13:28,436 Okay. Use soft hands, please. 1541 01:13:28,438 --> 01:13:29,704 No, Mommy, no! 1542 01:13:29,706 --> 01:13:30,772 - Please? Please? - Yeah, no hitting. 1543 01:13:30,774 --> 01:13:33,074 Hey! No. Come on. Soft hands. 1544 01:13:33,076 --> 01:13:35,209 You know what? 1545 01:13:35,211 --> 01:13:38,079 I think you guys just need to go. 1546 01:13:38,081 --> 01:13:43,284 I just need some time to myself. 1547 01:13:43,286 --> 01:13:47,188 Hey, Teddy, you wanna take a chill pill, bro? 1548 01:13:47,190 --> 01:13:49,590 Chill pill, bro. 1549 01:13:49,592 --> 01:13:51,092 Yeah. 1550 01:13:51,094 --> 01:13:53,761 Trains 1551 01:13:53,763 --> 01:13:54,762 Trains? You like trains? 1552 01:13:54,764 --> 01:13:56,197 Mm. 1553 01:13:56,199 --> 01:13:58,533 I'm a big fan of trains myself. 1554 01:13:58,535 --> 01:14:00,201 Don't ride backwards on a train though, okay? 1555 01:14:00,203 --> 01:14:01,369 Why? 1556 01:14:01,371 --> 01:14:03,738 It'll make you sick. 1557 01:14:03,740 --> 01:14:05,072 Do you ever get nauseous? 1558 01:14:05,074 --> 01:14:06,040 I don't know. 1559 01:14:06,042 --> 01:14:07,809 No? 1560 01:14:36,638 --> 01:14:39,140 Dude, he's a genius. 1561 01:14:39,142 --> 01:14:40,942 You've never met a three-year-old. 1562 01:14:40,944 --> 01:14:41,909 This is normal. 1563 01:14:41,911 --> 01:14:43,144 This is not normal. 1564 01:14:43,146 --> 01:14:44,979 How are all the museums closed today? 1565 01:14:44,981 --> 01:14:46,514 It's Monday. Everything's closed on Monday. 1566 01:14:46,516 --> 01:14:48,983 Museums, theaters, that amazing meatball place. 1567 01:14:48,985 --> 01:14:50,284 I gotta tape everything up. 1568 01:14:50,286 --> 01:14:51,652 Make sure he doesn't hurt himself. 1569 01:14:51,654 --> 01:14:53,688 Oh, that's great. I mean, for me. 1570 01:14:53,690 --> 01:14:55,456 You wouldn't believe what happened here last Friday. 1571 01:14:55,458 --> 01:14:56,657 This hooker hit a vein. 1572 01:14:56,659 --> 01:14:57,992 Teddy, do you want to go to the park? 1573 01:14:57,994 --> 01:14:59,460 No park! 1574 01:14:59,462 --> 01:15:01,662 - I mean, it bled everywhere. - Come on, buddy. 1575 01:15:01,664 --> 01:15:03,698 You want to stay in Hudson's apartment all day? 1576 01:15:03,700 --> 01:15:04,999 I have to go to the park. 1577 01:15:05,001 --> 01:15:06,701 Yeah, well, he's going to the park 1578 01:15:06,703 --> 01:15:08,703 for a different reason than you're going to the park. 1579 01:15:08,705 --> 01:15:09,704 Yeah, but two birds, right? 1580 01:15:09,706 --> 01:15:10,705 One stone. 1581 01:15:12,609 --> 01:15:14,542 Hello? Yeah? 1582 01:15:14,544 --> 01:15:15,776 Where are you guys? 1583 01:15:15,778 --> 01:15:17,345 Dinner's almost ready. 1584 01:15:17,347 --> 01:15:19,013 We're in the city. At Hudson's place. 1585 01:15:19,015 --> 01:15:20,047 Hudson? 1586 01:15:20,049 --> 01:15:21,048 Hey, Jake's hot sister. 1587 01:15:21,050 --> 01:15:22,550 That dirtbag? 1588 01:15:22,552 --> 01:15:24,218 - I can't believe you. - Hudson says hello. 1589 01:15:24,220 --> 01:15:25,219 Hello? 1590 01:15:26,289 --> 01:15:28,723 Hello? 1591 01:15:28,725 --> 01:15:29,724 What does she look like now? 1592 01:15:29,726 --> 01:15:30,992 My sister? 1593 01:15:30,994 --> 01:15:32,393 - My pregnant sister? - She still hot? 1594 01:15:33,796 --> 01:15:35,863 Oh, you're a little crazy person, huh? 1595 01:15:37,800 --> 01:15:38,799 Mommy! 1596 01:15:38,801 --> 01:15:41,168 Baby! 1597 01:15:41,170 --> 01:15:42,336 Hi. 1598 01:15:42,338 --> 01:15:43,638 Hey. 1599 01:15:43,640 --> 01:15:45,540 - Hey. - Hi, Mama! 1600 01:15:45,542 --> 01:15:47,308 Hey, baby. 1601 01:15:47,310 --> 01:15:49,844 You told me to take him on a trip. 1602 01:15:49,846 --> 01:15:51,646 We're going home now. 1603 01:15:51,648 --> 01:15:53,814 Oh, man. 1604 01:15:53,816 --> 01:15:55,349 Yeah. 1605 01:15:55,351 --> 01:15:57,718 This is not an appropriate place for a child. 1606 01:15:57,720 --> 01:15:59,720 You're not an appropriate place for a child. 1607 01:16:04,026 --> 01:16:05,393 So should I follow you? 1608 01:16:05,395 --> 01:16:07,428 No, do not follow me. 1609 01:16:12,368 --> 01:16:15,870 Hey, uh, I'm out of clean sheets, 1610 01:16:15,872 --> 01:16:18,906 but we're gonna make this work. 1611 01:16:23,679 --> 01:16:26,213 Most of our traders are in their 20s. 1612 01:16:26,215 --> 01:16:28,249 This work is gonna kick your ass. 1613 01:16:28,251 --> 01:16:29,951 I am used to having my ass kicked. 1614 01:16:29,953 --> 01:16:31,218 And the salary's... 1615 01:16:31,220 --> 01:16:32,286 It's awful. 1616 01:16:32,288 --> 01:16:35,756 I'm aware. It's okay. 1617 01:16:35,758 --> 01:16:37,091 Well, Rich Kaplan says you're good. 1618 01:16:37,093 --> 01:16:39,093 You probably are. 1619 01:16:39,095 --> 01:16:40,261 You play golf? 1620 01:16:40,263 --> 01:16:41,729 Yeah, a little bit. You play? 1621 01:16:41,731 --> 01:16:43,731 Yeah, all the time. I used to play in college. 1622 01:16:43,733 --> 01:16:45,199 Yeah, well, I wouldn't recommend it 1623 01:16:45,201 --> 01:16:47,201 unless I believed in the product myself. 1624 01:16:47,203 --> 01:16:48,869 I'm telling you, Emmy and Morgan 1625 01:16:48,871 --> 01:16:51,305 are gonna thank you, once they're old enough to talk. 1626 01:16:51,307 --> 01:16:52,807 All right. 1627 01:16:52,809 --> 01:16:55,076 Okay, I gotta go. Thanks, Howard, bye. 1628 01:16:55,078 --> 01:16:56,611 There was no receptionist so I just walked back here. 1629 01:16:56,613 --> 01:16:58,145 I noticed that. 1630 01:16:58,147 --> 01:16:59,714 You know this is my place of work, right? 1631 01:16:59,716 --> 01:17:00,982 You won't call me back. So what am I supposed to do? 1632 01:17:00,984 --> 01:17:02,416 I don't know. Use your inside voice. 1633 01:17:02,418 --> 01:17:03,884 She won't see me. 1634 01:17:03,886 --> 01:17:05,953 I haven't hung out with Teddy in two days. 1635 01:17:05,955 --> 01:17:07,722 He had a doctor's visit the other day. 1636 01:17:07,724 --> 01:17:09,090 I didn't even know about it until the next day. 1637 01:17:09,092 --> 01:17:10,091 Whoa, what's wrong with him? 1638 01:17:10,093 --> 01:17:11,892 That croup-flu thing again. 1639 01:17:11,894 --> 01:17:13,327 Okay, well, what's his temperature? 1640 01:17:13,329 --> 01:17:16,063 I don't know. That's my point, man. 1641 01:17:16,065 --> 01:17:19,333 I mean, Teddy could be, like, counting to, like, 100 by now. 1642 01:17:19,335 --> 01:17:20,668 I seriously doubt that. 1643 01:17:20,670 --> 01:17:22,003 I'm writing him these little tiny postcards. 1644 01:17:22,005 --> 01:17:23,571 I don't know what else to do. 1645 01:17:24,906 --> 01:17:27,475 Sorry, all we have is the small ones. 1646 01:17:28,944 --> 01:17:31,479 He has his little swim class graduation next week. 1647 01:17:31,481 --> 01:17:34,582 What if they wear caps and I'm not there? 1648 01:17:34,584 --> 01:17:37,918 Fuck, man, it's not like I'm unhappy. 1649 01:17:40,356 --> 01:17:42,189 Okay, where are you living? 1650 01:17:42,191 --> 01:17:43,758 In that house I just finished. 1651 01:17:43,760 --> 01:17:45,926 On an air mattress. No sheets. 1652 01:17:45,928 --> 01:17:47,962 I don't know how the fuck you slept on that raft 1653 01:17:47,964 --> 01:17:49,363 for three months. 1654 01:17:49,365 --> 01:17:50,698 You know what, man? Whatever. I deserve it. 1655 01:17:50,700 --> 01:17:52,433 Well, you can begin by going to Target. 1656 01:17:52,435 --> 01:17:53,768 Get the Martha Stewart sheets. 1657 01:17:53,770 --> 01:17:55,636 They're soft as fuck. I'm telling you. 1658 01:17:55,638 --> 01:17:56,804 Are you gonna help me? 1659 01:17:56,806 --> 01:17:58,606 Are you gonna use your inside voice? 1660 01:17:58,608 --> 01:18:01,042 Are you gonna help me? 1661 01:18:22,230 --> 01:18:26,701 Well, you are a totally uneventful pregnancy. 1662 01:18:26,703 --> 01:18:27,802 Very healthy. 1663 01:18:27,804 --> 01:18:29,036 Very boring. 1664 01:18:29,038 --> 01:18:30,638 See you next month. 1665 01:18:42,718 --> 01:18:46,253 We are getting a nice bump in our advanced risk investments. 1666 01:18:46,255 --> 01:18:49,390 I gotta say, Jake, I wasn't sure you were up for this. 1667 01:18:49,392 --> 01:18:51,892 But these are some animal numbers. 1668 01:18:51,894 --> 01:18:54,261 Yeah, bro, what's with the 5:00 A.M. clock-ins? 1669 01:18:54,263 --> 01:18:55,529 What are you? Part rooster? 1670 01:18:57,567 --> 01:19:00,367 I hear-- just heard, 1671 01:19:00,369 --> 01:19:01,502 that he does like cock. 1672 01:19:01,504 --> 01:19:03,537 Oh, shit! 1673 01:19:03,539 --> 01:19:04,939 I'm just--don't, don't shoot the messenger. 1674 01:19:04,941 --> 01:19:06,540 Early bird gives the beej. 1675 01:19:10,345 --> 01:19:13,447 Ha. Cock. Awesome. Yes. 1676 01:19:13,449 --> 01:19:17,051 Uh, but like Phil was saying, we are seeing a ton of reward 1677 01:19:17,053 --> 01:19:18,185 in our high-yield portfolio. 1678 01:19:19,222 --> 01:19:21,122 And--excuse me. 1679 01:19:21,124 --> 01:19:22,289 Sorry. 1680 01:19:22,291 --> 01:19:24,058 If we look towards the second quarter, 1681 01:19:24,060 --> 01:19:26,026 we're gonna see some real big numbers 1682 01:19:26,028 --> 01:19:27,461 if we just stay the course on, um-- 1683 01:19:29,232 --> 01:19:30,865 I'm sorry. I just gotta quickly take this. 1684 01:19:30,867 --> 01:19:34,268 Excuse me. 1685 01:19:34,270 --> 01:19:36,036 Hey, is everything okay? 1686 01:19:36,038 --> 01:19:37,104 No! Hey! 1687 01:19:37,106 --> 01:19:38,472 No, Mommy, no! 1688 01:19:38,474 --> 01:19:40,407 Justine, it's your brother, Jake, hello? 1689 01:19:40,409 --> 01:19:42,877 Teddy. Teddy, we need you to put your trunks on. 1690 01:19:42,879 --> 01:19:45,780 You cannot be a naked boy in swim class. 1691 01:19:45,782 --> 01:19:47,782 I can be a naked boy. 1692 01:19:47,784 --> 01:19:49,583 Just one second. 1693 01:19:49,585 --> 01:19:51,986 Teddy. Teddy, we need to put your trunks on, okay? 1694 01:19:51,988 --> 01:19:53,554 Hey, where's my giraffe? 1695 01:19:53,556 --> 01:19:55,122 Honey. 1696 01:19:55,124 --> 01:19:56,724 Unky Jake, Unky Jake, Unky Jake! 1697 01:19:56,726 --> 01:20:00,394 Teddy, hey, can you please have soft-- 1698 01:20:00,396 --> 01:20:02,296 Sorry, man. I've got a family emergency. 1699 01:20:02,298 --> 01:20:04,398 So I'll be back in a couple of hours tomorrow 1700 01:20:04,400 --> 01:20:07,301 if it runs any longer, okay? 1701 01:20:07,303 --> 01:20:11,138 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 1702 01:20:11,140 --> 01:20:13,808 I just called you an animal. I never say that. 1703 01:20:13,810 --> 01:20:15,843 Right, and I'm gonna be back in that chair tomorrow, 1704 01:20:15,845 --> 01:20:17,778 animal-ing it up. 1705 01:20:17,780 --> 01:20:22,116 Okay, so, you have a choice you have to make. 1706 01:20:22,118 --> 01:20:23,918 Either you're the guy who sits right back in the chair 1707 01:20:23,920 --> 01:20:26,153 right now. 1708 01:20:26,155 --> 01:20:31,358 Or you're the guy who leaves work for his family. 1709 01:20:31,360 --> 01:20:32,593 Right. 1710 01:20:32,595 --> 01:20:35,362 Don't--don't give me that look. 1711 01:20:35,364 --> 01:20:36,630 This isn't Jerry Maguire, dude. 1712 01:20:36,632 --> 01:20:37,865 I won't fire you. 1713 01:20:37,867 --> 01:20:40,367 You can put up numbers. 1714 01:20:40,369 --> 01:20:43,871 But you know this is one of those decisions 1715 01:20:43,873 --> 01:20:47,608 that will keep you right here. 1716 01:20:47,610 --> 01:20:49,977 In the middle. 1717 01:20:49,979 --> 01:20:51,846 Forever. 1718 01:20:56,518 --> 01:20:59,119 Fucking intense. 1719 01:21:06,661 --> 01:21:08,229 I'll be back bright and early, okay? 1720 01:21:08,231 --> 01:21:10,831 Like a rooster. 1721 01:21:10,833 --> 01:21:15,469 Cock, cock, man. 1722 01:21:16,739 --> 01:21:19,974 All right, Neal, what else do you got for us? 1723 01:21:19,976 --> 01:21:21,642 "There's a lot of reward in risk." 1724 01:21:21,644 --> 01:21:23,210 Yeah, I just heard Jake say that. 1725 01:21:23,212 --> 01:21:24,879 What else do you got, Neal? Jesus fucking Christ. 1726 01:21:24,881 --> 01:21:28,148 Right, well, I'm picking up where he left off. 1727 01:21:39,228 --> 01:21:40,494 Hurry up. The meter's running. 1728 01:21:40,496 --> 01:21:42,062 Let's go. 1729 01:21:44,000 --> 01:21:45,733 - Schnell, schnell, come on. - I'm coming. 1730 01:22:00,115 --> 01:22:01,248 Oh, my God. 1731 01:22:01,250 --> 01:22:03,784 Don't--Look, just let me talk. 1732 01:22:03,786 --> 01:22:05,219 You don't even have a bathing suit. 1733 01:22:05,221 --> 01:22:06,954 I have on boxer briefs. It's fine. 1734 01:22:06,956 --> 01:22:08,455 Not really. 1735 01:22:08,457 --> 01:22:10,424 - I'll get out. - No, we're coming in. 1736 01:22:10,426 --> 01:22:12,526 Daddy, I'm swimming! 1737 01:22:12,528 --> 01:22:13,527 Buddy, you are swimming. 1738 01:22:13,529 --> 01:22:14,862 - And Mama, too. - Honestly. 1739 01:22:14,864 --> 01:22:16,297 Oh, come on. We're getting out. 1740 01:22:16,299 --> 01:22:17,531 Oh, that is cold. 1741 01:22:17,533 --> 01:22:18,699 Danny, this is ridiculous. 1742 01:22:18,701 --> 01:22:20,034 Hey, ladies. Hi, hi. 1743 01:22:20,036 --> 01:22:22,102 I'm Teddy's daddy. 1744 01:22:22,104 --> 01:22:23,737 - Hey, buddy. - Come on. 1745 01:22:23,739 --> 01:22:25,739 What? Dude, why are you holding onto me? 1746 01:22:25,741 --> 01:22:27,408 I'm not entirely comfortable here. 1747 01:22:27,410 --> 01:22:28,642 Yeah, me neither. 1748 01:22:28,644 --> 01:22:31,478 Okay, I'll hold him. You guys talk. 1749 01:22:31,480 --> 01:22:33,080 Go to Uncle Jakey, come on. 1750 01:22:33,082 --> 01:22:34,448 - What are you doing? - I need to talk to you. 1751 01:22:34,450 --> 01:22:37,952 Hey, buddy. 1752 01:22:37,954 --> 01:22:39,720 Look. 1753 01:22:39,722 --> 01:22:41,388 It was a one time thing. 1754 01:22:41,390 --> 01:22:45,793 Okay? That happened one-and-a-half times, okay? 1755 01:22:45,795 --> 01:22:47,828 Justine, I'm sorry. 1756 01:22:47,830 --> 01:22:49,563 I'm sorry, you know I am. 1757 01:22:49,565 --> 01:22:52,566 I don't know what I needed, but it wasn't that. 1758 01:22:52,568 --> 01:22:54,268 And I'll do anything. 1759 01:22:54,270 --> 01:22:57,071 I'll wake up every morning with Teddy until you forgive me. 1760 01:22:57,073 --> 01:22:58,405 I'll get up in the middle of the night 1761 01:22:58,407 --> 01:23:01,008 with the baby until you forgive me. 1762 01:23:01,010 --> 01:23:02,743 I'll do whatever you need me to do. 1763 01:23:02,745 --> 01:23:06,914 But you've gotta let me come home. 1764 01:23:06,916 --> 01:23:09,249 So many visitors. 1765 01:23:09,251 --> 01:23:12,152 Teddy, do you think you're ready to try and jump in? 1766 01:23:12,154 --> 01:23:14,021 - Oh, today? - What? Wait. 1767 01:23:14,023 --> 01:23:15,255 No, he doesn't have to, if he's not ready. 1768 01:23:15,257 --> 01:23:16,824 Hey, buddy. 1769 01:23:16,826 --> 01:23:18,292 Buddy, you gotta jump in okay? 1770 01:23:18,294 --> 01:23:19,360 We gotta go under, okay? Watch Daddy. 1771 01:23:19,362 --> 01:23:20,627 Like this. Ready? 1772 01:23:25,834 --> 01:23:27,267 You do it. 1773 01:23:27,269 --> 01:23:28,602 Okay, we gotta go under. 1774 01:23:28,604 --> 01:23:29,803 - We gotta show him. - You gonna go under? 1775 01:23:29,805 --> 01:23:31,271 Yeah. Today's our last class. 1776 01:23:31,273 --> 01:23:32,806 - I don't want to. - She's right. 1777 01:23:32,808 --> 01:23:34,108 She's right. You gotta do it. 1778 01:23:34,110 --> 01:23:35,376 You know what? I'll stay up here, okay? 1779 01:23:35,378 --> 01:23:37,378 I'll stay up here in case he jumps in. 1780 01:23:37,380 --> 01:23:38,879 You hold onto Jake, and I'll hold onto you. 1781 01:23:38,881 --> 01:23:40,781 - Nobody's gonna drown. - Jesus. Drown? 1782 01:23:40,783 --> 01:23:42,282 What? Isn't that what you're worried about? 1783 01:23:42,284 --> 01:23:44,118 You know what? You're new to this class. 1784 01:23:44,120 --> 01:23:45,285 Why don't you just back off? 1785 01:23:45,287 --> 01:23:46,620 Hey, I'm not new to this class. 1786 01:23:46,622 --> 01:23:47,821 I been in this class a long time. 1787 01:23:47,823 --> 01:23:49,023 I'm gonna be in this class forever. 1788 01:23:49,025 --> 01:23:50,491 Okay. Hold onto me. 1789 01:23:50,493 --> 01:23:51,959 We're going under. 1790 01:23:51,961 --> 01:23:54,028 Okay? Teddy, look at Jakey and Mommy. 1791 01:23:54,030 --> 01:23:56,997 We're gonna go under. Okay? 1792 01:23:56,999 --> 01:23:58,866 You know I'm doing this just so you'll stop talking to me. 1793 01:23:58,868 --> 01:24:00,901 Great. I'll be right here. 1794 01:24:00,903 --> 01:24:02,369 One... 1795 01:24:02,371 --> 01:24:04,571 Two... 1796 01:24:04,573 --> 01:24:07,474 Three! 1797 01:24:07,476 --> 01:24:08,409 Come on, buddy. 1798 01:24:08,411 --> 01:24:10,010 Jump. 1799 01:24:32,935 --> 01:24:36,870 - Hey. - Hey. 1800 01:24:36,872 --> 01:24:37,905 I thought we were all getting pizza. 1801 01:24:37,907 --> 01:24:39,273 She's back at the house. 1802 01:24:39,275 --> 01:24:41,175 - She's in labor. - What? 1803 01:24:41,177 --> 01:24:42,576 What the fuck are you doing picking me up here? 1804 01:24:42,578 --> 01:24:44,878 Chill out, dude. She's in the first inning. 1805 01:24:44,880 --> 01:24:46,947 Got, like, hours to go. 1806 01:24:46,949 --> 01:24:49,583 Wanna blaze? 1807 01:24:49,585 --> 01:24:50,884 I'm just kidding. 1808 01:24:50,886 --> 01:24:52,519 We do have to pick up a pizza though. 1809 01:24:52,521 --> 01:24:55,055 She'll fucking kill me if I don't. 1810 01:24:55,057 --> 01:24:58,725 "And the owl baby took his new owl baby sister, 1811 01:24:58,727 --> 01:25:02,629 "and together they flew down from the tree 1812 01:25:02,631 --> 01:25:04,565 "to their little red car. 1813 01:25:04,567 --> 01:25:07,534 "'Let's go fast,' said the owl baby sister. 1814 01:25:07,536 --> 01:25:10,904 'Put on your seatbelt,' said her owl baby brother." 1815 01:25:10,906 --> 01:25:12,539 Hi, guys. 1816 01:25:12,541 --> 01:25:13,941 I'm gonna go put your bag in the car. 1817 01:25:13,943 --> 01:25:15,242 Teddy, you wanna help Daddy? 1818 01:25:15,244 --> 01:25:16,877 - No. - It's okay. 1819 01:25:16,879 --> 01:25:19,379 We're here and we're reading about baby owls. 1820 01:25:19,381 --> 01:25:20,881 Okay. 1821 01:25:20,883 --> 01:25:23,984 Well, tell your brother to relax. 1822 01:25:23,986 --> 01:25:25,919 Kiss. 1823 01:25:25,921 --> 01:25:27,588 Okay. 1824 01:25:34,130 --> 01:25:36,330 Hey. How are you doing? 1825 01:25:36,332 --> 01:25:37,397 When was your last contraction? 1826 01:25:37,399 --> 01:25:38,932 20 minutes ago. Relax. 1827 01:25:38,934 --> 01:25:40,801 People should be moving at a different clip here. 1828 01:25:40,803 --> 01:25:43,604 Hey, Teddy, Mommy and Daddy are gonna go to the hospital 1829 01:25:43,606 --> 01:25:45,072 for a little while, 1830 01:25:45,074 --> 01:25:46,106 and you're gonna stay here with Unky Jake, okay? 1831 01:25:46,108 --> 01:25:48,008 What does that mean? 1832 01:25:48,010 --> 01:25:49,243 Donuts! 1833 01:25:49,245 --> 01:25:50,344 Cookies! 1834 01:25:50,346 --> 01:25:51,612 More than two shows! 1835 01:25:51,614 --> 01:25:53,580 Three shows! 1836 01:25:53,582 --> 01:25:56,350 Yeah. 1837 01:25:56,352 --> 01:25:59,253 Who stayed with you when I was born? 1838 01:25:59,255 --> 01:26:01,455 I have no idea. 1839 01:26:01,457 --> 01:26:04,625 Justine, your fort-building skills 1840 01:26:04,627 --> 01:26:05,826 are very structurally unsound. 1841 01:26:05,828 --> 01:26:07,127 I'm in labor. 1842 01:26:07,129 --> 01:26:11,832 Honestly, I'd put more sconces in here. 1843 01:26:11,834 --> 01:26:13,367 Noted. 1844 01:26:19,474 --> 01:26:21,975 "I am a frog. My name is Anton..." 1845 01:26:21,977 --> 01:26:23,510 Oh, God, I hate this story. 1846 01:26:23,512 --> 01:26:24,711 Can we change it? 1847 01:26:24,713 --> 01:26:26,813 I'm the guest. 1848 01:26:26,815 --> 01:26:29,483 No, you're not. 1849 01:26:40,496 --> 01:26:42,963 "...lived a family of three bears. 1850 01:26:42,965 --> 01:26:46,900 "The first was a great big bear. 1851 01:26:46,902 --> 01:26:50,837 "The second was a middling-sized bear. 1852 01:26:50,839 --> 01:26:56,643 "And the third was a little teeny-tiny bear. 1853 01:26:56,645 --> 01:26:59,646 "And they all lived together, in a fine little house. 1854 01:26:59,648 --> 01:27:01,081 And very happy they were." 1854 01:27:02,305 --> 01:27:08,310 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org