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You see, it's these
factors, ladies and gentlemen,

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that lead to
a widespread shortage

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of clean drinking water
in the region,

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leaving thousands
upon thousands

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of diseased, dying people.

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Your support

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may be the last chance we have

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of ending this suffering.

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We are not gonna miss it.

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Not on my watch!

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I remember when a dear
friend of mine, Sam atwell,

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when he first approached me
about joining this mission,

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and it was his determination

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that sparked my passion
to make a difference.

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His actions have saved lives,

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his message...

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well, it's brought people
all over the world

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closer to our lord, our savior.

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He is a leader.
He is a servant.

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He also just happens
to be my best friend.

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It is now my distinct pleasure

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to introduce to you the man
behind this mission.

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Ladies and gentlemen, my good friend, Mr.
Sam atwell!

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Beep, beep,

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beep, beep,

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beep, beep, beep

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beep, beep,

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beep, beep, beep.

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Morning, Baker.

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High is 97, and your low is 75.

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Sam, buddy, you can't
bail on me. I mean it.

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Yes, I can. No, you can't, Sam.
Uh-uh.

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What did she say exactly?
Okay, she said,

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"Abby and I are going to go to
worship service this afternoon."

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Don't know why this is funny.

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"Bring Sam along,
and we'll meet at church."

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You know what? You need to take Baker.
I'm not taking Baker.

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No way. I need somebody
who can party, Sam.

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Somebody like me,

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and you're closest...
At church?

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Oh, yeah.

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Phil, I'm just sensing
the gloomy skies over you, man.

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Look alive.
The floor's lava.

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Next time you can
do that with a smile.

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Tyler, I'm gonna leave in a sec
if you want to come with me.

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I got to bail, man. Still got to
finish these internship apps.

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Why are you going
so early, anyway?

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I got a meeting before class.

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Give this to Baker
if he gets up, okay?

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What time... What time
does this class end?

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4:30, Pierce.

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Which is just crazy

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because this church thing's
popping off at 6:00 P.M.

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All right, what are
we even wearing...

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hey, all right!
That's great! Good!

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Okay, listen, if you
want to be colorful,

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Moses apparently had a whole
bunch of colors on his coat,

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so I got something
made out of fuchsia...

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maybe a skinny black tie.
Have a bit of edge.

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Phil, grab my keys
in my bag, please.

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I owe you, man.
I do. Appreciate that.

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As long as everybody's happy.
I'll see you guys later.

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It is not that bad.
It is that bad.

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No, it's not. Sam, I haven't
slept in three weeks.

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Okay, I've got stats homework

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growing out of my backseat.

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And to top it all off, I've got to
go in front of the I.F.C. Tonight

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and deny all of the hazing
allegations they have on you guys.

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I-I-I...
I'm not like you all.

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I can't just get up in front of
people and just lie to their faces.

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Okay. Who's your
stats Professor again?

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You're in Elliot's class, right?
Yeah.

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And did he start off
the year talking about

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how even Einstein
failed math as a kid?

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Yeah. Yeah, pretty
amazing story, right?

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Only problem is,

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that story never happened.

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Einstein didn't fail
math as a kid.

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He mastered differential
calculus before he was 15.

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Teachers still tell their
students that today because it...

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It inspires a sense
of hope that their students

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can overcome obstacles
and achieve their dreams.

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Sometimes people do
want to be lied to.

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So you want me to sell out?

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No, I want you to buy in.

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Look, Phil,

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I think you're bad-ass, dude.
I really do.

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But if you want to join a fraternity,
make sure there's one to join.

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You're gonna be all right.
You know that, don't you?

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Morning, gentlemen.
Morning, sir.

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Grab Phil's stats book along
with my bag, please. Yes, sir.

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Boys, Phil has fallen
deathly ill.

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When you get back to the dorms,

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see that he goes straight
to sleep and isn't disturbed.

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Understood?
Yes, sir.

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I'll leave this on my porch
for you when I finish it.

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Have a good day, Mr. atwell.
Have a good day, Mr. atwell.

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What are you doing?
I just said that.

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Come on!

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All righty.

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Your transcript

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and your application
to graduate.

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Thank you.

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Pretty darn exciting.

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You're cool, right?

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Yeah, you're cool.

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Uh, for my address,

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should I put my current
address or permanent address?

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Here's what's gonna happen.
The business office is going to

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to whatever you put in the blank
under "address." What... sorry.

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I'm gonna be switching
houses is all,

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because I'm going to law
school here in the fall.

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So I'm wondering if I should...
Mm-hmm.

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I was supposed to
go to law school.

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It was the end
of my last semester

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as a political science major...

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I'm a poli sci major.
And my therapist

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convinced me to take
a semester off.

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Just thought it might
help me find myself.

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My therapist and I went to

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cabo San Lucas,

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and they found her with...

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Shut up, shut up,

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shut up!

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Shut it!

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Are you okay?

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I'll put my permanent address.

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It says here there's

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a hold on my application

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for $9,211, but my scholarship
should cover that.

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Hmm?

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Would you mind just
checking on that?

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Check to see
if we made a mistake?

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Have a real quick look? Now?

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Yeah.

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You took summer school
last year?

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Yes. Some of
my professors

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were saying that it'd be
a good way to make time

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to prepare for
the lsat's, so...

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Mm, that makes sense.

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Yeah, I know. That's why I
shouldn't be penalized.

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No, this tuition bill.

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It all seems to be
adding up correctly.

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Your scholarship expired
last semester.

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I'm gonna pour you a drink.

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Uh, hold on. That's not gonna work for me.
I can't pay that.

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Oh, shoot. I guess that makes you the
only student who can't afford college.

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Hold on, hold on. I'm not
gonna be able to come up

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with nine grand in three weeks.

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Then take a semester off. I'm
not taking a semester off.

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Son, stop thinking about your dreams
being crushed as a bad thing.

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It's fantastic.

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This is the first day of the
rest of your pathetic life.

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Take the advice
my father gave me:

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Life is difficult.

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Jesus.

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Amen. You guys
can be seated.

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We're gonna continue to fan
the flames of the spirit,

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but first off, we're
gonna hear from Macy

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about our missions team.

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Hi everyone. I want to
talk to you this evening

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about our annual
summer mission trip.

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After a lot of
prayer and fasting,

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our group has felt the lord's
calling to go and make disciples

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in Hawaii!

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Now, reaching the Hawaiians
with the gospel of Jesus

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will be impossible without the
financial support of our church.

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I'd love to answer
any questions you may have

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after the service, and we just
really appreciate your support.

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Thanks.

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We have decided
to give tonight's offering

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towards our missionaries
in their efforts.

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As the ushers come
forward, all that I ask

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is that you give
in a way that reflects

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the faith

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that you claim.

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Let's continue to
worship together.

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Look alive, look alive.
Here we go.

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Hey, Macy.

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Hey! How are you?
Good!

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Sam atwell. I didn't know
you went to this church.

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I don't. I came with
some friends, so...

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Oh.
Yeah.

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How's it going?
How's the fundraising going?

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It's going well.
It's definitely

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a challenge, though,
to raise 20,000.

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Yeah, geez.
That's a lot.

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So, uh, how much have you
all got left to raise?

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Well, let's see...

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$4,000 as of Wednesday, which,

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you know, we started
a week ago, so...

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Wait, you've raised 16,000...

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you raised $16,000 in... where
did you get all that money?

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God has been so good
to us in our mission.

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Hasn't he?
My gosh!

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Actually, a lot of my friends have had
success raising money for mission trips.

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My cousin Allison is in ruhongo

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for living water,
drilling Wells.

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There was a flood in Lesotho,

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so I'm pretty sure
she moved there,

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but, ah, she's everywhere.

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So what kind of
accountability is there?

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What do you mean?
Oh, I guess...

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I guess I'm just thinking,
like, how do these people know

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that you're not, like,
running off to Vegas

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with the money?

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Right, yeah. Obviously,
that's ridiculous.

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Um...

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Well, I'm...
Bringing my camera.

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I don't get it.

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Okay. Okay.

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What do you not get?
Guys,

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we only have three months left
together before we have to graduate.

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I'm having a quarter-life crisis
here, and you're talking to Africa?

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No. No. We're not
going to Africa.

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But you want to dig Wells.

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Well, it's this big thing right now.
It's about clean water.

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We're not actually gonna be digging any.
You're dipping again, huh?

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Yeah, I'm trying to quit smoking.
That a boy.

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It's a healthy choice. Guys, why
do people go to charity events?

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'Cause they want to help people.
Wrong. Because

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they want to feel like
they're helping people,

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and that feeling
comes with a price.

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The sadder the cause,
the higher the price.

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And what's sadder than kids in
Africa without clean water.

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So I've been doing my research.

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It seems that now,
saving Africa

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is as popular with christians
as Jesus Christ himself.

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So if we can challenge christians to
prove their faith through giving,

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they're gonna give whatever they
have to to not feel guilty.

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Basically, we're
going to... steal.

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Yeah. You want to steal
from christians.

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Yeah?

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Pierce clovins. Long-time
listener, first-time caller.

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Uh, presentation looks great.
It's really cute.

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The idea is awful.
It's just terrible.

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But I appreciate the brewskis
and I appreciate the bro-skis.

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I got things to do... Pierce, you'd
be doing me a real solid here.

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I don't think so. You'd
be helping me out.

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Sorry, buddy. There might
be money in it for you.

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Would you all just
listen to Sam? Really!

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Sam, please continue.
Thank you.

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Very well-thought-out idea.
Thank you. Guys,

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look, all I'm asking you to do
is help me put on one event.

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00:14:08,052 --> 00:14:11,220
Sam, I think Pierce
was trying to say

247
00:14:11,222 --> 00:14:13,622
was that there has to be something
else... there isn't, dude!

248
00:14:13,646 --> 00:14:16,125
I can't get a tuition
loan fast enough,

249
00:14:16,127 --> 00:14:18,194
I can't get an emergency
loan big enough.

250
00:14:18,196 --> 00:14:20,162
All the scholarships
are way past due.

251
00:14:20,164 --> 00:14:22,565
And I'd be lucky to get
two grand for my car.

252
00:14:22,567 --> 00:14:26,202
A lot of people take a year off to
pay for college. It's no big deal.

253
00:14:26,204 --> 00:14:29,038
What do you know about paying
for college? Hey, hey.

254
00:14:29,040 --> 00:14:32,942
I'm sorry my parents love
me, decided not to be poor.

255
00:14:32,944 --> 00:14:34,944
Guys, everyone that
takes a year off

256
00:14:34,946 --> 00:14:37,079
either moves home
or they lose momentum.

257
00:14:37,081 --> 00:14:38,781
I'm not gonna be that guy.

258
00:14:38,783 --> 00:14:40,783
I'm going to law school.

259
00:14:42,219 --> 00:14:44,620
Okay.

260
00:14:44,622 --> 00:14:46,689
Okay.
Okay.

261
00:14:47,924 --> 00:14:49,758
You know what? Screw it. Yes!

262
00:14:49,760 --> 00:14:52,228
I don't really get it.
Well...

263
00:14:52,230 --> 00:14:54,597
But, guys, how many more
chances are we gonna get

264
00:14:54,599 --> 00:14:57,132
to steal from people under
false pretenses as a family?

265
00:14:57,134 --> 00:15:00,169
That's not really...
Huh? College, no parents.

266
00:15:00,171 --> 00:15:02,571
I'm in.

267
00:15:02,573 --> 00:15:04,773
And I know Tyler's in.

268
00:15:04,775 --> 00:15:06,575
No, I'm not in.
Tyler?

269
00:15:06,577 --> 00:15:08,457
I couldn't live with myself
if we weren't giving

270
00:15:08,481 --> 00:15:10,646
most of the money to charity.
Okay.

271
00:15:10,648 --> 00:15:13,048
You know that I don't do public speaking.
That's fine.

272
00:15:13,050 --> 00:15:14,884
We can give 20%
to a real charity.

273
00:15:14,886 --> 00:15:17,720
Plus, we need someone on sound.
Perfect. Pierce.

274
00:15:17,722 --> 00:15:21,724
Sam! I do not care about charities.
Not one bit.

275
00:15:21,726 --> 00:15:24,593
But I will take a percentage
of those profits.

276
00:15:24,595 --> 00:15:27,129
Yes, you will. Perfect.
But, guys, listen.

277
00:15:27,131 --> 00:15:29,865
If we're gonna do this,

278
00:15:29,867 --> 00:15:31,867
we're gonna need
to go all the way.

279
00:15:31,869 --> 00:15:34,870
And I mean, we're gonna
need some serious help.

280
00:15:39,643 --> 00:15:41,677
Baker, you don't think that...

281
00:15:41,679 --> 00:15:43,712
Oh, I do think that. I was
hoping you'd say that.

282
00:15:45,248 --> 00:15:47,750
You are the worst
pledge trainer ever.

283
00:15:47,752 --> 00:15:51,253
Certainly the most handsome.
Thank you kindly.

284
00:15:53,056 --> 00:15:55,824
Amen.

285
00:16:16,846 --> 00:16:19,081
It is. It's just the craziest thing.
I know.

286
00:16:19,083 --> 00:16:22,585
But then I thought about it, and I
realized, how could I not get involved?

287
00:16:22,587 --> 00:16:25,688
You know what I mean? It's just
a cause so close to my heart.

288
00:16:25,690 --> 00:16:28,891
Hey, could you just get, like,
two more jars for table two?

289
00:16:28,893 --> 00:16:31,660
Thanks, dude. Appreciate all
your hard work. Hey, excuse me.

290
00:16:31,662 --> 00:16:34,697
Sorry. Could you just tell
me who's running this event?

291
00:16:34,699 --> 00:16:37,066
Uh, yeah. I am.

292
00:16:37,068 --> 00:16:38,968
Sorry. Hi. I'm Sam. Oh!

293
00:16:38,970 --> 00:16:41,303
Oh, my gosh. Hi. That's awesome.
How are you?

294
00:16:41,305 --> 00:16:43,706
I actually worked in
Lesotho a few summers ago.

295
00:16:43,708 --> 00:16:46,175
No way. Wow. Wow.

296
00:16:46,177 --> 00:16:49,678
What district are you guys in?
I think it's game time.

297
00:16:49,680 --> 00:16:53,248
Hello. I wish I
could stick around.

298
00:16:53,250 --> 00:16:56,785
I got to go and do this show.
Sam!

299
00:16:56,787 --> 00:16:59,088
Yikes. Yeah.
But, uh, yeah,

300
00:16:59,090 --> 00:17:02,358
any questions you got, just check your
pamphlet. Should break everything down.

301
00:17:02,360 --> 00:17:05,361
No, no, no. That's...
It's confusing.

302
00:17:09,366 --> 00:17:12,901
He has given us so much,

303
00:17:12,903 --> 00:17:15,371
and we think that it's time
to give a little back.

304
00:17:15,373 --> 00:17:17,706
Project "get Wells soon"

305
00:17:17,708 --> 00:17:21,076
would like to
challenge you to give

306
00:17:21,078 --> 00:17:25,681
in a way that reflects
the faith that you claim.

307
00:17:25,683 --> 00:17:28,984
So, before you go
to the donation tables,

308
00:17:28,986 --> 00:17:32,054
I want to ask you,

309
00:17:32,056 --> 00:17:34,089
will you give today

310
00:17:34,091 --> 00:17:36,158
for a better tomorrow?

311
00:17:38,061 --> 00:17:41,096
Praise God. Thank you all
so much for coming out!

312
00:17:41,098 --> 00:17:43,098
We really appreciate it.

313
00:17:43,100 --> 00:17:45,901
Please be careful going home.

314
00:17:45,903 --> 00:17:48,270
Good night!

315
00:17:58,448 --> 00:18:00,609
I looked down, and there were
two benjis sitting there.

316
00:18:00,632 --> 00:18:02,451
No way.
So way.

317
00:18:02,453 --> 00:18:05,421
I think we hit
the frickin' jackpot.

318
00:18:05,423 --> 00:18:07,423
Hey, wake up,
you lucky bastard.

319
00:18:07,425 --> 00:18:10,125
You are really gonna graduate.
No, I am not.

320
00:18:10,127 --> 00:18:13,228
No, no!

321
00:18:13,230 --> 00:18:15,964
We got to help these kids!

322
00:18:17,734 --> 00:18:19,435
Saw that coming.

323
00:18:22,272 --> 00:18:25,941
It's not enough. It's not enough.
I couldn't agree more.

324
00:18:27,243 --> 00:18:29,912
Ken Hopkins, executive
director, cross country.

325
00:18:29,914 --> 00:18:33,348
Good to meet you.
I've got to tell you,

326
00:18:33,350 --> 00:18:38,287
I was out there listening,
and, boys, I was impressed.

327
00:18:38,289 --> 00:18:40,956
I would like to...

328
00:18:40,958 --> 00:18:43,358
Bless you.

329
00:18:44,794 --> 00:18:46,729
Thank you.

330
00:18:46,731 --> 00:18:49,932
I would like to take
you boys to dinner,

331
00:18:49,934 --> 00:18:52,067
and I would like to discuss

332
00:18:52,069 --> 00:18:54,069
your future plans.

333
00:18:54,071 --> 00:18:57,239
I have every intention of putting
you on the national stage

334
00:18:57,241 --> 00:19:00,476
to make all the money
you need for your charity.

335
00:19:00,478 --> 00:19:02,978
I really want this
mission of yours

336
00:19:02,980 --> 00:19:05,514
to succeed.

337
00:19:05,516 --> 00:19:07,783
One dinner?

338
00:19:07,785 --> 00:19:11,987
27 cities, 27 shows.

339
00:19:11,989 --> 00:19:14,923
We've been doing cross
country for 15 years,

340
00:19:14,925 --> 00:19:18,360
and we've seen thousands of
people come to know Christ.

341
00:19:18,362 --> 00:19:21,096
Last year, the<i> holy
herald</i> ranked us

342
00:19:21,098 --> 00:19:24,933
the second-most impactful
ministry in the country.

343
00:19:24,935 --> 00:19:28,137
So why, uh...
Why us?

344
00:19:28,139 --> 00:19:30,973
I absolutely love
what you guys are doing

345
00:19:30,975 --> 00:19:33,308
with project "get Wells soon,"

346
00:19:33,310 --> 00:19:37,780
and I love you guys. You're just...
Cool christians.

347
00:19:37,782 --> 00:19:39,882
I am so sorry that
that took so long.

348
00:19:39,884 --> 00:19:42,184
Hi, everyone.
Sit, please.

349
00:19:42,186 --> 00:19:44,153
Gentlemen, this
is Callie Edwards,

350
00:19:44,155 --> 00:19:46,822
the best tour coordinator
we ever had.

351
00:19:46,824 --> 00:19:50,159
Hey, Joe's not gonna
budge. He said we could only afford one.

352
00:19:50,161 --> 00:19:52,795
That's what I thought
would happen.

353
00:19:52,797 --> 00:19:55,831
Fellas, here's the deal.

354
00:19:55,833 --> 00:19:58,967
We can only afford to offer
you one signing bonus,

355
00:19:58,969 --> 00:20:01,937
but it is $15,000,
and we can cover

356
00:20:01,939 --> 00:20:04,259
all of your food and lodging
expenses while you're on tour.

357
00:20:04,283 --> 00:20:08,277
"On tour"? We would be
doing what, exactly?

358
00:20:08,279 --> 00:20:11,513
Well, obviously, you would
be getting donations,

359
00:20:11,515 --> 00:20:14,116
but primarily you'll be preaching.
Oh.

360
00:20:14,118 --> 00:20:17,019
Uh, well, I'm not...

361
00:20:17,021 --> 00:20:20,055
you're not... yeah.
You're not doing that.

362
00:20:20,057 --> 00:20:22,925
He's actually our tech guy.

363
00:20:22,927 --> 00:20:25,394
He's actually interning
with us this year,

364
00:20:25,396 --> 00:20:28,897
aren't you, Tyler? But he's as much
a part of the team as anybody.

365
00:20:28,899 --> 00:20:32,167
Tyler, are you from South Africa?
What's that?

366
00:20:32,169 --> 00:20:35,170
Quick question, Ken,

367
00:20:35,172 --> 00:20:37,840
just because you had
mentioned fundraising...

368
00:20:37,842 --> 00:20:41,610
how much money
could we expect to make?

369
00:20:41,612 --> 00:20:43,846
Uh, for Africa?

370
00:20:43,848 --> 00:20:45,614
Um...

371
00:20:45,616 --> 00:20:48,016
Safely, quarter of a million.

372
00:20:52,488 --> 00:20:55,357
Now, I know you've probably already
discussed this, but I'm curious.

373
00:20:55,359 --> 00:20:58,293
We would love to hear more
about your work in Lesotho.

374
00:20:58,295 --> 00:21:00,329
Ah.

375
00:21:01,497 --> 00:21:03,599
Well, uh, yeah.

376
00:21:03,601 --> 00:21:05,634
Uh, I mean,

377
00:21:05,636 --> 00:21:09,004
really, uh, if you're
boiling it down,

378
00:21:09,006 --> 00:21:11,373
if you're really just...

379
00:21:11,375 --> 00:21:14,376
Let's really look
at the base facts.

380
00:21:14,378 --> 00:21:16,411
I mean, this is...

381
00:21:16,413 --> 00:21:18,347
This is really the lord's work,

382
00:21:18,349 --> 00:21:21,250
wouldn't you say?
Amen.

383
00:21:21,252 --> 00:21:23,318
Amen.

384
00:21:23,320 --> 00:21:25,921
And you guys,
are you all set up

385
00:21:25,923 --> 00:21:27,990
to handle your own
accounting for the... Oh!

386
00:21:27,992 --> 00:21:30,459
Well, yeah. We
recently switched to a

387
00:21:30,461 --> 00:21:32,494
quarterly based accrual
system, right.

388
00:21:32,496 --> 00:21:34,296
Which is going to... Perfect.
Good enough.

389
00:21:34,298 --> 00:21:36,665
Our only requirement is that
100% go to the mission work.

390
00:21:36,667 --> 00:21:39,568
- Sounds great.
- Yeah.

391
00:21:39,570 --> 00:21:42,237
But we can't actually, um...
We can't...

392
00:21:42,239 --> 00:21:44,573
yeah, we can't make a decision

393
00:21:44,575 --> 00:21:47,209
without talking it over first.

394
00:21:47,211 --> 00:21:51,446
Right? This guy...

395
00:21:51,448 --> 00:21:53,916
Would you mind if we just
discussed it real quick?

396
00:21:53,918 --> 00:21:55,484
Oh, certainly. Certainly.
Take a minute?

397
00:21:55,486 --> 00:21:58,253
I've got tough
decisions of my own.

398
00:22:02,293 --> 00:22:05,460
So Callie's a smoke shell.
Intern, huh?

399
00:22:05,462 --> 00:22:08,630
Yeah, let me just explain.

400
00:22:08,632 --> 00:22:11,934
Uh, okay, guys?
I think we can do this.

401
00:22:11,936 --> 00:22:14,469
Oh, absolutely.
Oh, he's joking.

402
00:22:14,471 --> 00:22:16,338
Oh, I'm sorry.
I thought I heard him say,

403
00:22:16,340 --> 00:22:18,974
"quarter of a million
dollars." You guys hear that?

404
00:22:18,976 --> 00:22:22,444
What if project "get Wells soon"
was a legitimate nonprofit?

405
00:22:22,446 --> 00:22:24,413
We can't do it.
Why?

406
00:22:24,415 --> 00:22:27,382
100% percent of the proceeds...

407
00:22:27,384 --> 00:22:29,718
Has to go to the charity work.
Yeah, sure.

408
00:22:29,720 --> 00:22:32,841
But I'm talking about cash. They're gonna
be keeping records of the card swipes

409
00:22:32,864 --> 00:22:35,490
and the checks, but most of
this money is gonna be cash.

410
00:22:35,492 --> 00:22:39,227
All I'm saying is, at the end of every
night, we're adding up the total...

411
00:22:39,229 --> 00:22:42,097
We just skim off the top. No
one's gonna know the difference.

412
00:22:42,099 --> 00:22:45,334
And then the rest, we can
give to a legitimate charity.

413
00:22:45,336 --> 00:22:48,570
I already know one. It's called "living
water." This would really help them.

414
00:22:48,572 --> 00:22:52,107
Real noble, Sam. Will that
bonus top off your tuition?

415
00:22:52,109 --> 00:22:54,476
I'm not even thinking
about that right now.

416
00:22:56,179 --> 00:22:58,013
Okay, yeah, all right.
It would, okay?

417
00:22:58,015 --> 00:22:59,695
But you guys got to
think bigger than this.

418
00:22:59,719 --> 00:23:02,250
This could be great
for all of us.

419
00:23:02,252 --> 00:23:06,121
Ty, I know you don't want to be
someone's coffee bitch all summer.

420
00:23:06,123 --> 00:23:08,290
Become an intern for
project "get Wells soon."

421
00:23:08,292 --> 00:23:11,026
Baker, what are you
gonna do after graduation?

422
00:23:11,028 --> 00:23:13,762
Huh? You want to kill yourself
at someone's desk job,

423
00:23:13,764 --> 00:23:17,199
or do you want to get paid to
come have a wild time with us?

424
00:23:17,201 --> 00:23:19,735
It's stealing.

425
00:23:19,737 --> 00:23:21,670
I don't know, Sam.

426
00:23:21,672 --> 00:23:23,705
Baker, trust me.
Okay.

427
00:23:23,707 --> 00:23:27,009
Guys, I think we can do
a lot of good with this one.

428
00:23:27,011 --> 00:23:30,345
Okay, why are you so into this?

429
00:23:30,347 --> 00:23:33,081
Why do you always think
I have ulterior motives?

430
00:23:33,083 --> 00:23:36,752
Huh? There's a lot of good
I want to do in this world.

431
00:23:36,754 --> 00:23:40,088
I lost
all my summer rent money.

432
00:23:40,090 --> 00:23:42,530
If I ask my dad for any more,
he's gonna make me work for him,

433
00:23:42,554 --> 00:23:44,493
and I just can't have that.

434
00:23:44,495 --> 00:23:47,029
So technically,
it is my only option,

435
00:23:47,031 --> 00:23:50,098
but it is a plan I believe in.
It's a good plan.

436
00:23:50,100 --> 00:23:52,067
Great plan.
Great plan.

437
00:23:52,069 --> 00:23:55,437
Great plan.

438
00:23:55,439 --> 00:23:58,440
Look, dude, if you don't trust
me, if you're not feeling it,

439
00:23:58,442 --> 00:24:00,742
that's fine,
I'll stop talking about it.

440
00:24:00,744 --> 00:24:03,078
All I'm asking is,

441
00:24:03,080 --> 00:24:05,213
give me one good reason
why the hell not.

442
00:24:05,215 --> 00:24:08,483
Hell is why not. Sam!
Tyler, you...

443
00:24:12,388 --> 00:24:14,623
come on, dude.

444
00:24:17,560 --> 00:24:20,228
You'd better write me
one hell of a recommendation.

445
00:25:24,594 --> 00:25:27,395
Hey, could one of y'all just
turn off the sun, please?

446
00:25:30,366 --> 00:25:32,701
I heard you won big last night.

447
00:25:34,137 --> 00:25:36,605
Could I see
your bag real quick.

448
00:25:38,241 --> 00:25:40,442
I know I'm throwing
a lot at you guys,

449
00:25:40,444 --> 00:25:43,211
but any questions you have should
be answered in those packets.

450
00:25:43,213 --> 00:25:45,213
Oh, um...

451
00:25:45,215 --> 00:25:47,315
Those are just the tour
policies you agreed to.

452
00:25:47,317 --> 00:25:49,818
You're strict about the no-alcohol policy?
Definitely.

453
00:25:49,820 --> 00:25:51,520
That's good, definitely.

454
00:25:51,522 --> 00:25:54,256
Okay, so this will be
your typical green room.

455
00:25:54,258 --> 00:25:57,626
This one kind of sucks,
but every place is different.

456
00:25:57,628 --> 00:26:00,395
This is where we'll get your makeup
and microphone on beforehand.

457
00:26:00,397 --> 00:26:02,397
Guys, this is awesome.

458
00:26:02,399 --> 00:26:05,400
Dude, it's a microwave.
Yeah, but we've, like, made it.

459
00:26:05,402 --> 00:26:08,303
You guys are the guys!

460
00:26:08,305 --> 00:26:09,638
Hey, we're the guys.

461
00:26:09,640 --> 00:26:11,773
You're Sam, Baker,
Tyler, Pierce!

462
00:26:11,775 --> 00:26:14,609
Oh, I totally friend-requested
you guys last night.

463
00:26:14,611 --> 00:26:17,379
I'm kind of the eyes
and ears backstage.

464
00:26:17,381 --> 00:26:19,548
Hey, you might want to
change your privacy setting.

465
00:26:19,550 --> 00:26:22,784
Okay, I got three wireless and a headset.
Who's running graphics?

466
00:26:22,786 --> 00:26:24,819
That'd be me.
Sweet. Yeah, okay.

467
00:26:24,821 --> 00:26:27,589
Be careful with those rascals in the back.
They don't get out much.

468
00:26:27,591 --> 00:26:30,292
Okay. You all know how
these work, right?

469
00:26:30,294 --> 00:26:33,328
It's pretty simple. You just
hold this button right here

470
00:26:33,330 --> 00:26:35,430
and it turns on, and to
turn it on, it's the same.

471
00:26:35,432 --> 00:26:39,301
You just hold it. It's great. And
make sure you don't mess that up.

472
00:26:39,303 --> 00:26:41,823
Hey, Tyler, do you want to go up
to the booth and meet the team?

473
00:26:41,847 --> 00:26:43,638
Uh...
Do it, dude.

474
00:26:43,640 --> 00:26:45,774
Go up to the booth, dude.
Yeah, that'd...

475
00:26:45,776 --> 00:26:48,910
awesome. It was great meeting you guys.
Seriously.

476
00:26:48,912 --> 00:26:52,514
Bye, Yale.
Have fun in the booth.

477
00:26:52,516 --> 00:26:53,982
Okay.

478
00:26:53,984 --> 00:26:56,651
Let's just keep going
with this.

479
00:26:56,653 --> 00:26:58,920
All right.
I like this guy.

480
00:26:58,922 --> 00:27:00,922
Yale must be a decaf man.

481
00:27:00,924 --> 00:27:03,391
So this is the best part

482
00:27:03,393 --> 00:27:05,894
of our already
amazing tour, yes?

483
00:27:05,896 --> 00:27:09,598
Um, you know what?
You guys should meet Gabriel.

484
00:27:09,600 --> 00:27:11,466
He's the worship leader,

485
00:27:11,468 --> 00:27:13,535
and his whole band's here.

486
00:27:13,537 --> 00:27:15,770
It's our only song.
It's not that hard.

487
00:27:15,772 --> 00:27:17,806
Every moment
is a teaching moment.

488
00:27:17,808 --> 00:27:22,310
Fellas! This must
be the God squad.

489
00:27:22,312 --> 00:27:23,878
Hey, Sam.
How are ya?

490
00:27:23,880 --> 00:27:26,848
Hey, Gabriel, obviously.
Friends call me Gabe.

491
00:27:26,850 --> 00:27:29,684
Let's keep it at
"Gabriel" for now.

492
00:27:29,686 --> 00:27:31,519
Like the archangel. That's cute.
What's that

493
00:27:31,521 --> 00:27:32,954
so, uh, yeah...

494
00:27:32,956 --> 00:27:36,324
oh, Gabriel's your...
that's your real name.

495
00:27:36,326 --> 00:27:39,861
You weren't kidding.
No.

496
00:27:39,863 --> 00:27:42,297
This is Gabriel,
the worship leader.

497
00:27:42,299 --> 00:27:45,934
Well, now, I wouldn't
call myself that.

498
00:27:45,936 --> 00:27:49,371
I mean, my life is worship,

499
00:27:49,373 --> 00:27:52,407
and, uh, I am
a bit of a leader.

500
00:27:52,409 --> 00:27:56,011
I see how that label
would fit, but, no, no.

501
00:27:56,013 --> 00:27:59,814
No, I'm just an artist.

502
00:28:01,784 --> 00:28:04,419
Wow.
Yeah.

503
00:28:04,421 --> 00:28:06,655
But I'm also really busy,
so I got to get back to it.

504
00:28:06,657 --> 00:28:09,057
By the way, big fan of you guys.
Love your work.

505
00:28:09,059 --> 00:28:11,693
I mean, stay sweet.

506
00:28:11,695 --> 00:28:14,029
Hey are we still on for 8:00?
Yeah.

507
00:28:15,798 --> 00:28:18,466
Can I talk to you for a second?

508
00:28:19,935 --> 00:28:22,570
Just two seconds.
Hey, scales, scales.

509
00:28:22,572 --> 00:28:24,539
G-c-d.
G-c-d is for...

510
00:28:24,541 --> 00:28:26,741
I mean, do you think
he still wakes up

511
00:28:26,743 --> 00:28:28,777
watching vh-1?

512
00:28:28,779 --> 00:28:30,779
Because the goo-goo doll...

513
00:28:30,781 --> 00:28:32,914
whoa.

514
00:29:11,921 --> 00:29:14,761
All I'm saying is, just know your
talking points before you go in there.

515
00:29:14,763 --> 00:29:16,229
Dude, relax.
You're over-thinking it.

516
00:29:16,231 --> 00:29:18,760
All I got to do is walk out,
say a couple verses,

517
00:29:18,762 --> 00:29:21,363
teach the word of the lord.
No, dude,

518
00:29:21,365 --> 00:29:24,666
the only thing you should be focusing
on is having an emotional response.

519
00:29:24,668 --> 00:29:27,802
Yeah, don't go out there
and try to teach

520
00:29:27,804 --> 00:29:29,704
what you don't understand.

521
00:29:29,706 --> 00:29:31,706
It's fine.
It's covered. Seriously.

522
00:29:31,708 --> 00:29:34,642
Baker, you're talking about
the problems in Lesotho.

523
00:29:34,644 --> 00:29:37,112
Pierce, you are... Gonna
show 'em how to fix 'em.

524
00:29:37,114 --> 00:29:38,513
Exactly.

525
00:29:38,515 --> 00:29:40,782
What do you need from me?

526
00:29:40,784 --> 00:29:43,118
Uh, nothing.

527
00:29:43,120 --> 00:29:45,453
Just do your thing
in the booth.

528
00:29:45,455 --> 00:29:47,922
I will take care of the rest.

529
00:29:49,959 --> 00:29:52,694
Ten bucks says we don't
make it through this show.

530
00:29:52,696 --> 00:29:55,063
Twenty.
Guys, guys, okay.

531
00:29:56,599 --> 00:29:58,900
Ready to have some fun?

532
00:30:00,069 --> 00:30:03,438
All right. This is it.

533
00:30:03,440 --> 00:30:05,607
Battle stations, everybody.
Now transitioning

534
00:30:05,609 --> 00:30:09,144
from the charity portion
into the message sequence.

535
00:30:09,146 --> 00:30:11,079
All hands on slides.

536
00:30:11,081 --> 00:30:14,482
Plus, we're saving lives.

537
00:30:14,484 --> 00:30:19,053
I mean, how neat is that?

538
00:30:21,657 --> 00:30:23,792
Ladies and gentlemen, a man who

539
00:30:23,794 --> 00:30:27,862
needs no introduction,
Mr. Sam atwell.

540
00:30:32,435 --> 00:30:34,536
Yeah!

541
00:30:34,538 --> 00:30:36,671
This place is dead.

542
00:30:38,808 --> 00:30:40,442
Wow!

543
00:30:40,444 --> 00:30:43,578
Praise God!

544
00:30:43,580 --> 00:30:45,947
Praise God!
Am I right, Atlanta?

545
00:30:50,085 --> 00:30:52,954
My name is Sam atwell,

546
00:30:52,956 --> 00:30:57,592
and welcome to cross country.

547
00:30:57,594 --> 00:31:01,563
Tonight, I, uh,

548
00:31:01,565 --> 00:31:04,232
I want to talk to you

549
00:31:04,234 --> 00:31:07,101
about God's plan for you.

550
00:31:07,103 --> 00:31:11,005
I think the big question is,

551
00:31:11,007 --> 00:31:13,007
was Jesus really

552
00:31:13,009 --> 00:31:15,844
walking on water here?

553
00:31:15,846 --> 00:31:18,213
No. No.

554
00:31:18,215 --> 00:31:20,782
This is obviously a story...

555
00:31:20,784 --> 00:31:22,851
a story...

556
00:31:22,853 --> 00:31:25,119
a story to represent

557
00:31:25,121 --> 00:31:27,856
these moments when the fear

558
00:31:27,858 --> 00:31:32,727
and-and... and, uh...

559
00:31:32,729 --> 00:31:34,796
I mean, yes,

560
00:31:34,798 --> 00:31:38,066
we all know that Jesus
did walk on water.

561
00:31:38,068 --> 00:31:40,969
He can do that.
We know that.

562
00:31:40,971 --> 00:31:43,638
But I think the question
we have to ask

563
00:31:43,640 --> 00:31:46,074
is why? Why?

564
00:31:46,076 --> 00:31:50,111
You don't think that God couldn't
have just sent a row boat?

565
00:31:50,113 --> 00:31:52,547
"Row boat"? What the hell
is he talking about?

566
00:31:52,549 --> 00:31:55,049
My best guess,

567
00:31:55,051 --> 00:31:57,218
uh...

568
00:31:57,220 --> 00:32:01,022
that is, uh...

569
00:32:01,024 --> 00:32:02,824
that's...

570
00:32:07,263 --> 00:32:09,163
move over.
Yeah.

571
00:32:09,165 --> 00:32:10,999
Danica, switch
the lights to cyan

572
00:32:11,001 --> 00:32:13,101
and bring them up
to 70% on my count.

573
00:32:13,103 --> 00:32:15,103
Camera, get me some
ambient guitar.

574
00:32:15,105 --> 00:32:18,039
This is the master, right?
Yeah, yeah.

575
00:32:18,041 --> 00:32:20,141
All right.
Everybody ready?

576
00:32:37,026 --> 00:32:39,193
But you know what
more than that?

577
00:32:42,097 --> 00:32:44,165
More than that...

578
00:32:47,202 --> 00:32:49,804
I believe that God has

579
00:32:49,806 --> 00:32:53,308
amazing plans for your life.

580
00:32:56,345 --> 00:32:59,047
Do you believe that?

581
00:33:00,282 --> 00:33:02,717
I believe

582
00:33:02,719 --> 00:33:04,819
that God wants to

583
00:33:04,821 --> 00:33:07,956
change the world

584
00:33:07,958 --> 00:33:10,725
through the christians
in this room.

585
00:33:12,828 --> 00:33:15,697
Do you believe that?

586
00:33:15,699 --> 00:33:18,066
I believe...
I believe that,

587
00:33:18,068 --> 00:33:20,735
through project
"get well soon,"

588
00:33:20,737 --> 00:33:24,639
we can make
the water crisis history.

589
00:33:26,175 --> 00:33:29,744
But do you believe that?

590
00:33:29,746 --> 00:33:32,847
If you believe that God

591
00:33:32,849 --> 00:33:36,317
still does miracles,

592
00:33:36,319 --> 00:33:40,388
I'm gonna ask you to
join us in our efforts.

593
00:33:42,992 --> 00:33:45,393
Will you give today

594
00:33:45,395 --> 00:33:48,663
for a better tomorrow?

595
00:33:48,665 --> 00:33:51,766
And as the ushers are
coming forward, all I ask,

596
00:33:51,768 --> 00:33:55,003
all I ask is that you just...

597
00:33:55,005 --> 00:33:58,206
just give in a way that reflects
the faith that you claim.

598
00:34:37,713 --> 00:34:40,148
Looks like they had
over $1,000 in that bag.

599
00:34:40,150 --> 00:34:43,117
I can't believe it. Hey, you
saved our ass out there.

600
00:34:43,119 --> 00:34:46,821
Congratulations on your
first show, you guys.

601
00:34:46,823 --> 00:34:49,104
Callie, you had us thinking
there was a no-alcohol policy.

602
00:34:49,128 --> 00:34:51,726
Oh, yeah, this is
all non-alcoholic.

603
00:34:51,728 --> 00:34:55,396
Do you guys throw a party
like this after every show?

604
00:34:55,398 --> 00:34:57,832
Yeah, pretty much.

605
00:34:57,834 --> 00:35:00,268
We try to plan fun things
for the whole tour.

606
00:35:00,270 --> 00:35:02,003
This should be on
all of your lanyards.

607
00:35:02,005 --> 00:35:05,173
I took a closer
look at the song,

608
00:35:05,175 --> 00:35:08,910
and I realized, "this is
supposed to be about Jesus,

609
00:35:08,912 --> 00:35:12,113
so what are all those other
words doing in there?"

610
00:35:13,182 --> 00:35:16,084
Ladies and gentlemen,

611
00:35:16,086 --> 00:35:20,188
congratulations on
a successful first show!

612
00:35:20,190 --> 00:35:23,057
Ow!
Hey! Hey-hey!

613
00:35:23,059 --> 00:35:25,760
Whoo!

614
00:35:25,762 --> 00:35:30,298
Honestly, I couldn't have asked for
a better way to kick off the tour.

615
00:35:30,300 --> 00:35:33,201
I think we have
a few kinks to work out.

616
00:35:33,203 --> 00:35:36,104
Gabriel, we have to see
if we can get you

617
00:35:36,106 --> 00:35:38,973
to quit preaching sermons
between every song.

618
00:35:38,975 --> 00:35:42,176
Hey, okay. All right.
Take it easy.

619
00:35:42,178 --> 00:35:45,947
But seriously, you guys were
very flexible and considerate,

620
00:35:45,949 --> 00:35:48,149
and I couldn't be more proud.

621
00:35:48,151 --> 00:35:50,852
If we keep this up,
we really will be

622
00:35:50,854 --> 00:35:53,221
the most impactful ministry

623
00:35:53,223 --> 00:35:55,356
in the nation.

624
00:36:00,496 --> 00:36:02,530
Now, as we wind down the first

625
00:36:02,532 --> 00:36:04,766
of many celebrations to come,

626
00:36:04,768 --> 00:36:07,769
I'd like to get someone
to close us in prayer.

627
00:36:07,771 --> 00:36:12,073
And who better than our very own God squad.
What... God...

628
00:36:15,144 --> 00:36:18,312
Baker, would you mind?

629
00:36:18,314 --> 00:36:20,882
All right, guys.
Look, I'm sorry!

630
00:36:20,884 --> 00:36:24,852
Bake, half of your prayer was
ripped from<i> Jerry mcguire.</i>

631
00:36:24,854 --> 00:36:28,256
No! No, I was saying
the-the-the lord's prayer.

632
00:36:28,258 --> 00:36:31,459
Oh, yeah, yeah. Hey, Sam, do
we have a tax I.D. Number?

633
00:36:31,461 --> 00:36:33,528
Um, yeah, I got it right here.

634
00:36:33,530 --> 00:36:35,830
All right, and don't let me
forget to have you sign this.

635
00:36:35,832 --> 00:36:38,065
Mm-hmm. How much do
you want to report?

636
00:36:38,067 --> 00:36:40,301
Uh...
Hey, guys,

637
00:36:40,303 --> 00:36:43,137
I think we did pretty good.

638
00:36:51,413 --> 00:36:53,414
Yeah, we're gonna need
a bigger bag.

639
00:36:53,416 --> 00:36:56,050
Bake, you brought
that extra bag, right?

640
00:36:56,052 --> 00:36:58,286
Yeah. Wait, hold on, guys.

641
00:36:58,288 --> 00:37:02,590
We aren't really gonna carry this
around like drug dealers, are we?

642
00:37:02,592 --> 00:37:05,560
Uh, Tyler, it's just
like you said...

643
00:37:05,562 --> 00:37:08,596
we can't deposit the money because
technically it doesn't exist.

644
00:37:10,465 --> 00:37:12,466
Okay. Hey, hold on, hold on

645
00:37:12,468 --> 00:37:15,436
just one second, Baker,
before you get into that.

646
00:37:15,438 --> 00:37:18,506
Guys, real talk...

647
00:37:18,508 --> 00:37:22,243
I would've blown it for us tonight
if it hadn't been for Tyler.

648
00:37:22,245 --> 00:37:25,513
I really would've. And I
can't ignore the fact

649
00:37:25,515 --> 00:37:29,116
that we might be a little
in over our heads,

650
00:37:29,118 --> 00:37:32,520
but all we got to do is
just get through this tour,

651
00:37:32,522 --> 00:37:36,390
and if we're going to be playing
Sunday school for the next two months,

652
00:37:36,392 --> 00:37:38,893
we got a lot of homework to do.

653
00:37:41,330 --> 00:37:43,931
<i>The goal is to blend in,</i>

654
00:37:43,933 --> 00:37:46,067
<i>but to do that,
we're gonna have to learn</i>

655
00:37:46,069 --> 00:37:48,970
<i>everything we can
about these people.</i>

656
00:37:48,972 --> 00:37:51,005
<i>How do they worship?</i>

657
00:37:51,007 --> 00:37:53,341
<i>What are their mannerisms?</i>

658
00:37:53,343 --> 00:37:55,376
<i>What do they like to
eat and drink?</i>

659
00:37:55,378 --> 00:37:57,912
<i>How do they pray?</i>

660
00:37:57,914 --> 00:38:01,549
<i>What do christians love to wear?
What's their sense of humor?</i>

661
00:38:01,551 --> 00:38:05,620
<i>Do they have any hobbies
other than God?</i>

662
00:38:05,622 --> 00:38:09,357
<i>How do they socialize?
How do they interact?</i>

663
00:38:09,359 --> 00:38:11,926
<i>We all need to read up
on some Bible stories,</i>

664
00:38:11,928 --> 00:38:14,228
<i>maybe even memorize
a few verses.</i>

665
00:38:15,631 --> 00:38:18,666
<i>If we can do that, we're good.</i>

666
00:38:18,668 --> 00:38:21,202
<i>We're gonna get together
every night</i>

667
00:38:21,204 --> 00:38:23,304
<i>and teach each other.</i>

668
00:38:23,306 --> 00:38:25,373
<i>Sound good?</i>

669
00:38:25,375 --> 00:38:27,608
<i>Let's get to work.</i>

670
00:38:29,011 --> 00:38:31,245
All right. Yeah!
Yeah!

671
00:38:31,247 --> 00:38:34,649
Who's ready to worship and pray?
Okay. Worship and pray.

672
00:38:34,651 --> 00:38:37,485
Starting off with worship,
this is basically

673
00:38:37,487 --> 00:38:40,655
the best way to
advertise your faith.

674
00:38:40,657 --> 00:38:43,190
And from what I can tell
so far, there are four

675
00:38:43,192 --> 00:38:46,193
essential
hand-raising techniques.

676
00:38:46,195 --> 00:38:48,963
First one...

677
00:38:48,965 --> 00:38:50,531
the gecko.

678
00:38:50,533 --> 00:38:52,667
It's just hands by the
side, palms open.

679
00:38:54,971 --> 00:38:57,004
Just going for God, like this.

680
00:38:57,006 --> 00:38:59,073
This one's really good
for blending in,

681
00:38:59,075 --> 00:39:01,075
'cause no one can tell
if you're worshiping or not.

682
00:39:01,077 --> 00:39:03,377
It's just like this.
Could go either way.

683
00:39:03,379 --> 00:39:05,012
Your mom could...

684
00:39:05,014 --> 00:39:07,214
Play it out, play it out.

685
00:39:07,216 --> 00:39:10,618
Your mom could... whenever she... stop.
You're dead.

686
00:39:10,620 --> 00:39:13,020
Second...

687
00:39:13,022 --> 00:39:15,022
call this one
"casual five."

688
00:39:15,024 --> 00:39:17,625
One hand in the pocket,
one hand up in the air.

689
00:39:17,627 --> 00:39:21,429
High-fiving God.
Subtle. Simple.

690
00:39:21,431 --> 00:39:23,698
The straightjacket.

691
00:39:23,700 --> 00:39:27,134
This is very, very, simple.
You're literally gonna hug

692
00:39:27,136 --> 00:39:29,437
yourself.

693
00:39:29,439 --> 00:39:31,038
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.

694
00:39:31,040 --> 00:39:33,541
I recommend this one
when worship goes acoustic.

695
00:39:33,543 --> 00:39:36,210
I don't need to hug anybody else?
It's just me?

696
00:39:36,212 --> 00:39:38,179
Last but not least,

697
00:39:38,181 --> 00:39:40,514
my favorite...

698
00:39:40,516 --> 00:39:44,151
the Shawshank.
Now, this one,

699
00:39:44,153 --> 00:39:47,254
this is a little intense...
maybe too intense.

700
00:39:47,256 --> 00:39:50,324
Do we jump up and down
while Shawshank-ing? No.

701
00:39:50,326 --> 00:39:52,660
How do you know?
Right? No. Please.

702
00:39:52,662 --> 00:39:55,997
Look, again, if the situation calls
for it, if everyone's going to town,

703
00:39:55,999 --> 00:39:57,999
I recommend

704
00:39:58,001 --> 00:40:01,002
just little calf raises,
balls of your feet.

705
00:40:01,004 --> 00:40:04,672
You don't want to force it. You don't want
to be Shawshank in a room full of geckos.

706
00:40:04,674 --> 00:40:06,741
Got it? Okay.

707
00:40:06,743 --> 00:40:08,743
Let's talk about prayer.

708
00:40:08,745 --> 00:40:11,579
The idea is to say these words

709
00:40:11,581 --> 00:40:15,216
as many times as is humanly
possible within one prayer.

710
00:40:15,218 --> 00:40:18,586
This is your saving grace.

711
00:40:18,588 --> 00:40:22,423
This the crutch word.
Sprinkle this in anywhere.

712
00:40:22,425 --> 00:40:25,760
Other ingredients include
metaphors, self-degradation...

713
00:40:25,762 --> 00:40:27,228
very popular.

714
00:40:29,331 --> 00:40:31,365
- Dramatic pauses.
- That's nice.

715
00:40:31,367 --> 00:40:33,501
What is? I saw
what he did there.

716
00:40:33,503 --> 00:40:36,504
What'd he do? And also,
of course, old English.

717
00:40:36,506 --> 00:40:38,372
Got that one? And as
long as you finish

718
00:40:38,374 --> 00:40:41,042
with an "amen" or an
"ah-men," you're solid.

719
00:40:41,044 --> 00:40:43,310
Questions?

720
00:40:43,312 --> 00:40:46,580
And that's how messed up
everything is in Africa.

721
00:40:48,283 --> 00:40:50,518
Let's pray.

722
00:40:53,622 --> 00:40:55,623
Father God,

723
00:40:55,625 --> 00:40:57,458
lord,

724
00:40:57,460 --> 00:41:01,128
Jesus Christ, God,

725
00:41:01,130 --> 00:41:03,330
father,

726
00:41:03,332 --> 00:41:05,733
we ask that you just

727
00:41:05,735 --> 00:41:09,637
break our sinful hearts
and just...

728
00:41:09,639 --> 00:41:12,239
Just...

729
00:41:12,241 --> 00:41:14,508
Just help us.

730
00:41:14,510 --> 00:41:18,679
Please help us help you...

731
00:41:18,681 --> 00:41:21,148
Help Africa.

732
00:41:21,150 --> 00:41:24,151
Okay? Please?

733
00:41:27,789 --> 00:41:30,291
Okay. Now, when we're
done highlighting,

734
00:41:30,293 --> 00:41:34,161
we're gonna dip it into the water
to give it that distressed look.

735
00:41:34,163 --> 00:41:36,797
While these dry,
let's talk vernacular.

736
00:41:36,799 --> 00:41:39,500
Now, the first thing you need
to know is that christians

737
00:41:39,502 --> 00:41:42,236
hate swear words
but love swearing.

738
00:41:42,238 --> 00:41:44,672
If you want to swear like
a Christian, you either

739
00:41:44,674 --> 00:41:48,409
spell out the word
or make it into a letter.

740
00:41:48,411 --> 00:41:52,847
"F" that. Exactly. This'll help you
sound edgy while you're preaching.

741
00:41:52,849 --> 00:41:55,416
All you have to do is preface
it with something like,

742
00:41:55,418 --> 00:41:59,386
"now, I know I might get in
trouble for this, but..."

743
00:41:59,388 --> 00:42:02,456
So here's this guy,

744
00:42:02,458 --> 00:42:06,827
and he's traveling around,
persecuting christians.

745
00:42:06,829 --> 00:42:09,763
Now, I know I'm gonna get
an e-mail about this,

746
00:42:09,765 --> 00:42:13,367
but he's being
kind of an a-hole.

747
00:42:13,369 --> 00:42:17,605
Am I right?
He is.

748
00:42:17,607 --> 00:42:20,508
But this is the thing... and I'm gonna
keep going back to this point...

749
00:42:20,510 --> 00:42:22,476
Granola bars. No.

750
00:42:22,478 --> 00:42:26,547
Fast food. It depends
on how much you spend.

751
00:42:26,549 --> 00:42:28,849
What about pie?
Now we're talking desserts.

752
00:42:28,851 --> 00:42:31,771
If the dessert is part of the meal,
it's probably already been prayed for.

753
00:42:31,795 --> 00:42:35,623
If the dessert is the meal,
best bet's to pray for it.

754
00:42:35,625 --> 00:42:39,627
And then I said, "what's a
calvinist doing in a buffet line?"

755
00:42:39,629 --> 00:42:41,729
Whoa. Allow me, all right?

756
00:42:41,731 --> 00:42:44,565
Heavenly father, thank
you for blessing us...

757
00:42:49,871 --> 00:42:51,872
Bartender, can I get

758
00:42:51,874 --> 00:42:53,874
two Shirley temples,
hold the fruit?

759
00:42:53,876 --> 00:42:55,809
Check it out.

760
00:42:55,811 --> 00:42:58,179
It's Hebrew.

761
00:42:58,181 --> 00:43:00,581
What?
Hebrew.

762
00:43:00,583 --> 00:43:03,284
It's an ancient language.

763
00:43:03,286 --> 00:43:06,620
What does it mean?
I'm not sure.

764
00:43:06,622 --> 00:43:08,689
So, uh, how long

765
00:43:08,691 --> 00:43:11,258
have you and Gabriel been...

766
00:43:11,260 --> 00:43:13,794
You and Gabriel?

767
00:43:13,796 --> 00:43:16,530
Um, like, a year.

768
00:43:16,532 --> 00:43:18,832
Wow. That's something. Yeah.

769
00:43:18,834 --> 00:43:20,634
Actually, he's been talking

770
00:43:20,636 --> 00:43:23,571
about starting his own
nonprofit someday,

771
00:43:23,573 --> 00:43:26,807
and I think that's great.
That's great. Yeah.

772
00:43:26,809 --> 00:43:29,276
It is great.

773
00:43:30,378 --> 00:43:32,980
Who is it?

774
00:43:32,982 --> 00:43:35,883
Don't worry about it. Do
you have somewhere to be?

775
00:43:35,885 --> 00:43:37,751
Uh, no.

776
00:43:37,753 --> 00:43:40,654
It's nothing.
It's just a guy.

777
00:43:45,327 --> 00:43:46,961
Were you just drinking surge?

778
00:43:46,963 --> 00:43:49,697
Okay. He's trying
to quit dipping.

779
00:43:49,699 --> 00:43:52,533
Stained-glass windows, organ
players, church hymnals...

780
00:43:52,535 --> 00:43:54,902
all these things are dead.

781
00:43:54,904 --> 00:43:58,439
Christians have traded them out for
smoke machines, hipster fashions,

782
00:43:58,441 --> 00:43:59,873
and fair-trade coffee.

783
00:43:59,875 --> 00:44:02,309
Now, with this change comes
new revenue streams,

784
00:44:02,311 --> 00:44:05,346
including, and most
importantly, Christian apparel.

785
00:44:05,348 --> 00:44:09,250
Which is why I propose we start a
clothing line, and we're gonna call it...

786
00:44:12,554 --> 00:44:14,355
"Cross dressing."

787
00:44:19,527 --> 00:44:21,362
Pierce, don't give me...
I like it.

788
00:44:21,364 --> 00:44:23,764
Really?
Yeah.

789
00:44:23,766 --> 00:44:27,601
Thank you. Every t-shirt
that Yale kid wears has

790
00:44:27,603 --> 00:44:29,803
has a Christian brand name
or positive slogan,

791
00:44:29,805 --> 00:44:33,440
so if we come up with our own name or
message, we'll kill it with merchandise.

792
00:44:33,442 --> 00:44:36,977
You know what I say
about little African babies,

793
00:44:36,979 --> 00:44:39,013
like,

794
00:44:39,015 --> 00:44:43,651
who's born in the filth
with flies in his face,

795
00:44:43,653 --> 00:44:46,954
nothing to drink but dirty
sewer water, and I think,

796
00:44:46,956 --> 00:44:49,590
not on my watch.

797
00:44:49,592 --> 00:44:51,025
Yeah.

798
00:44:51,027 --> 00:44:53,994
Not on my watch!

799
00:44:53,996 --> 00:44:56,030
Not on my watch!

800
00:44:56,032 --> 00:44:59,300
Not on my watch!

801
00:44:59,302 --> 00:45:00,934
Not on my watch!

802
00:45:00,936 --> 00:45:02,770
Show me the money!

803
00:45:02,772 --> 00:45:04,705
Not on my watch!

804
00:45:12,714 --> 00:45:15,316
Cross dressing's all about
making a statement.

805
00:45:15,318 --> 00:45:18,619
"Abstinence is bad-a!"

806
00:45:18,621 --> 00:45:21,088
Yeah, it's looking at you, kid!
Right in the face!

807
00:45:21,090 --> 00:45:24,091
"F Satan!"

808
00:45:24,093 --> 00:45:26,894
Yeah!
Look at that, girl!

809
00:45:34,636 --> 00:45:36,837
Okay, now, to the left.

810
00:45:39,941 --> 00:45:42,343
One more time to the right.

811
00:45:56,658 --> 00:45:59,393
So what does he do?
He goes crawling around,

812
00:45:59,395 --> 00:46:01,962
all around the desert,
only to fall plumb

813
00:46:01,964 --> 00:46:04,465
smack-dab in the middle
of quicksand!

814
00:46:04,467 --> 00:46:07,401
Ladies and gentlemen,
we can get this baby

815
00:46:07,403 --> 00:46:09,436
out of the quicksand!

816
00:46:11,606 --> 00:46:13,707
Brothers,

817
00:46:13,709 --> 00:46:15,809
I only ask you one question:

818
00:46:18,012 --> 00:46:20,948
God may love you,

819
00:46:23,485 --> 00:46:25,552
but does he like you?

820
00:47:51,206 --> 00:47:53,807
All right. Good morning.

821
00:47:53,809 --> 00:47:55,676
Hey.

822
00:47:57,179 --> 00:47:59,546
Shall we?

823
00:48:01,916 --> 00:48:03,550
Let's join hands.

824
00:48:05,620 --> 00:48:07,621
Heavenly father,

825
00:48:07,623 --> 00:48:09,890
we thank you for
this wonderful day,

826
00:48:09,892 --> 00:48:13,594
and thank you for
all the blessings

827
00:48:13,596 --> 00:48:15,896
that you've given us.

828
00:48:15,898 --> 00:48:18,832
Father...
father God...

829
00:48:18,834 --> 00:48:21,735
as we live out this day,
what are you doing tonight?

830
00:48:21,737 --> 00:48:24,271
Please remind us of all
your unyielding love

831
00:48:24,273 --> 00:48:26,240
and endless grace.

832
00:48:26,242 --> 00:48:29,610
Got to come get some barbecue
with us when we're in Austin.

833
00:48:29,612 --> 00:48:32,946
I'll try.,..As we
head to Austin.

834
00:48:32,948 --> 00:48:34,515
It's kind of
non-negotiable.

835
00:48:34,517 --> 00:48:37,084
That you continue to
build this ministry up,

836
00:48:37,086 --> 00:48:40,988
that we would fulfill
your calling

837
00:48:40,990 --> 00:48:43,924
to be the biggest faith
event in the whole world.

838
00:48:43,926 --> 00:48:46,627
Let me talk to Gabriel, and maybe
we can meet up with you guys.

839
00:48:46,629 --> 00:48:49,263
Yeah?

840
00:48:49,265 --> 00:48:50,998
Amen.

841
00:48:51,000 --> 00:48:52,599
Amen.
All right.

842
00:48:52,601 --> 00:48:54,201
I'm sure most of you know about

843
00:48:54,203 --> 00:48:57,104
the recent tragedy in
Zambia, the earthquake,

844
00:48:57,106 --> 00:48:59,907
and as we pair up,

845
00:48:59,909 --> 00:49:03,043
pray for the victims
of that tragedy

846
00:49:03,045 --> 00:49:05,879
and that God's name
be praised throughout.

847
00:49:05,881 --> 00:49:08,582
And be ready to leave
for Austin at 1:00.

848
00:49:08,584 --> 00:49:10,317
Break it up.

849
00:49:17,225 --> 00:49:20,794
Sam, would you like to be
prayer partners with me?

850
00:49:27,936 --> 00:49:30,637
Do you want to...
dear lord,

851
00:49:30,639 --> 00:49:33,340
first of all, I want to
thank you for this day

852
00:49:33,342 --> 00:49:36,109
and for all the blessings

853
00:49:36,111 --> 00:49:38,612
that you've given us.

854
00:49:38,614 --> 00:49:40,747
Father God, in all this
tour craziness,

855
00:49:40,749 --> 00:49:43,917
I want to pray for Sam.

856
00:49:43,919 --> 00:49:47,054
I pray that you stop
anyone and anything

857
00:49:47,056 --> 00:49:49,856
that might distract him
from helping people

858
00:49:49,858 --> 00:49:52,359
reach you.

859
00:49:53,928 --> 00:49:56,630
Father, throw out
all temptation,

860
00:49:58,099 --> 00:50:00,701
and please give me the courage

861
00:50:00,703 --> 00:50:04,805
to do whatever is necessary
to hold him accountable.

862
00:50:06,174 --> 00:50:08,175
Oh, and I want to echo

863
00:50:08,177 --> 00:50:11,745
what Ken said earlier
about Zimbabwe.

864
00:50:11,747 --> 00:50:13,714
Amen.

865
00:50:16,384 --> 00:50:18,619
Sam, would you like to pray?

866
00:50:18,621 --> 00:50:20,954
Did I...
did I do something?

867
00:50:20,956 --> 00:50:22,956
Good chat.

868
00:50:24,258 --> 00:50:26,259
Oh, no, man.

869
00:50:26,261 --> 00:50:29,096
Sam, you have to stay
away from her, all right?

870
00:50:29,098 --> 00:50:31,932
The last thing we need is that guy
running around playing detective.

871
00:50:31,934 --> 00:50:33,974
I got it. Because if he
figures out about the bag...

872
00:50:33,998 --> 00:50:35,969
I said I got it.

873
00:50:35,971 --> 00:50:38,071
Okay, I'm almost ready for you.

874
00:50:38,073 --> 00:50:40,807
Sam, Brent's
almost ready for you.

875
00:50:40,809 --> 00:50:43,343
All right, look. We have to
do something with that bag.

876
00:50:43,345 --> 00:50:46,980
Get it out of here. Maybe we should
drop it at the house before...

877
00:50:46,982 --> 00:50:49,416
no. Yeah.

878
00:50:49,418 --> 00:50:51,685
Check one.

879
00:50:52,787 --> 00:50:55,355
Check one, check one.
Keep going.

880
00:50:55,357 --> 00:50:57,891
Sam, he's not getting anything!
Yeah, yeah, it's fine.

881
00:50:57,893 --> 00:51:01,762
Check, one, two. I swear, I
can never get this thing.

882
00:51:01,764 --> 00:51:04,431
It always sticks.
Check one.

883
00:51:04,433 --> 00:51:06,433
You got something?

884
00:51:06,435 --> 00:51:08,268
Uh, hi, I'm Sam atwell.

885
00:51:08,270 --> 00:51:11,138
Hello. This is Tyler.
We're good.

886
00:51:11,140 --> 00:51:15,342
We're good? Good.
Are we good?

887
00:51:17,078 --> 00:51:20,280
All right. Tyler.

888
00:51:20,282 --> 00:51:23,784
No, you know what?
Just stay focused, Sam.

889
00:51:23,786 --> 00:51:25,252
Okay?

890
00:51:25,254 --> 00:51:28,188
Hey, Sam, hey.

891
00:51:28,190 --> 00:51:30,223
I need to check the
pickups in your mic.

892
00:51:30,225 --> 00:51:32,993
Yeah, it's fine, it's fine.

893
00:51:32,995 --> 00:51:35,355
That's what I thought too, but
the pickups... let me just...

894
00:51:35,379 --> 00:51:37,330
Yale, it's fine.
I said I got it.

895
00:51:37,332 --> 00:51:39,166
I can handle it.
Okay?

896
00:51:39,168 --> 00:51:43,103
Yeah, you can handle it.

897
00:51:45,974 --> 00:51:49,109
Hey, you know what? You could
lighten up a little bit.

898
00:51:49,111 --> 00:51:53,413
We're putting on a pretty amazing show.
It's not just a show anymore.

899
00:51:53,415 --> 00:51:56,717
Hey. Hey, Sam.
Hey!

900
00:51:56,719 --> 00:51:58,819
How are you?
Fantastic, thank you.

901
00:51:58,821 --> 00:52:02,255
I just had to tell you
how truly inspired

902
00:52:02,257 --> 00:52:04,391
I have been by
your last two sermons.

903
00:52:04,393 --> 00:52:07,227
That's great, dude. That's awesome.
Thanks. I appreciate it.

904
00:52:07,229 --> 00:52:10,330
Hey, Sam...
Yeah?

905
00:52:10,332 --> 00:52:13,400
I think God wants me
to go to Africa.

906
00:52:13,402 --> 00:52:16,303
Just forget about school.
Drop everything here

907
00:52:16,305 --> 00:52:18,739
and just go.

908
00:52:18,741 --> 00:52:22,843
I know there are missionaries
leaving from Houston in a few days.

909
00:52:22,845 --> 00:52:26,847
I understand that money may be a
huge issue and everything, but...

910
00:52:26,849 --> 00:52:30,183
I just had to ask you,

911
00:52:30,185 --> 00:52:33,954
how do you know what it is
that God wants you to do?

912
00:52:35,323 --> 00:52:38,291
Well, I mean,

913
00:52:38,293 --> 00:52:42,395
if you think about it, why wouldn't God
want you to go to Africa, you know?

914
00:52:42,397 --> 00:52:44,965
I say if you feel

915
00:52:44,967 --> 00:52:47,234
in your heart that God's
calling you to do that,

916
00:52:47,236 --> 00:52:49,402
just go for it, dude.

917
00:52:49,404 --> 00:52:52,405
Yes, yes, yes!
Definitely.

918
00:52:52,407 --> 00:52:55,842
I... I just wish that God would
just pick up the phone, you know,

919
00:52:55,844 --> 00:52:58,011
and give me a call
and tell me what to do,

920
00:52:58,013 --> 00:53:01,882
but maybe if you wouldn't
mind praying for me.

921
00:53:01,884 --> 00:53:04,217
Of course, dude. Yeah.
I'd really appreciate that.

922
00:53:04,219 --> 00:53:07,299
I would really, really really appreciate
that. I got to get back to the booth.

923
00:53:07,323 --> 00:53:09,322
Okay. Thank you, guys.
Thank you, thank you.

924
00:53:09,324 --> 00:53:11,858
Hey, congratulations.

925
00:53:13,194 --> 00:53:15,328
You're awesome.
Thanks.

926
00:53:22,537 --> 00:53:24,171
What's up, you d.B.?
What up?

927
00:53:24,173 --> 00:53:26,106
Brought you all some
breakfast taquitos.

928
00:53:26,108 --> 00:53:28,875
Hey, guys, you got to read
some of these fan letters.

929
00:53:28,877 --> 00:53:31,378
"Dearest God squad,
you are my heroes,

930
00:53:31,380 --> 00:53:33,847
and I'd love to make your sidekick.
Unrighteousness?"

931
00:53:33,849 --> 00:53:38,251
Not on my watch.
Four exclamation marks.

932
00:53:38,253 --> 00:53:40,373
What the hell is that? Ty,
you got to check these out.

933
00:53:40,397 --> 00:53:42,022
What?

934
00:53:42,024 --> 00:53:44,958
Why did you do that? What?

935
00:53:44,960 --> 00:53:49,329
Oh, you d... you didn't see
how excited that kid was?

936
00:53:49,331 --> 00:53:51,531
That kid's name is Cameron.

937
00:53:51,533 --> 00:53:54,401
And you can't just push a decision
like that on someone you don't know.

938
00:53:54,403 --> 00:53:57,304
I'm not pushing anything
on anyone, okay?

939
00:53:57,306 --> 00:53:59,272
I'm just... he...

940
00:53:59,274 --> 00:54:01,541
he believes that God
wants him to go to Africa.

941
00:54:01,543 --> 00:54:05,378
I can't help if he's convicted. That's
not my fault. Are you kidding me?

942
00:54:05,380 --> 00:54:08,380
You keep saying you're supporting people
who believe in God, but you're not.

943
00:54:08,404 --> 00:54:11,551
All you're doing is pushing God
on people that believe in you.

944
00:54:11,553 --> 00:54:14,187
You have to chill, okay?
I'm not doing anything

945
00:54:14,189 --> 00:54:17,924
except saying what people
expect me to say... that's it.

946
00:54:17,926 --> 00:54:21,862
And if people want to give money to
a good cause, what's so bad about...

947
00:54:21,864 --> 00:54:24,331
what we're taking is
worse than their money.

948
00:54:24,333 --> 00:54:26,433
You just turned Cameron's
life upside down

949
00:54:26,435 --> 00:54:28,435
for something you don't
even believe in.

950
00:54:28,437 --> 00:54:30,971
It doesn't matter if I believe
it, if you believe it.

951
00:54:30,973 --> 00:54:33,734
It doesn't matter if any of us believe it.
We're here to facilitate...

952
00:54:33,758 --> 00:54:37,277
no, we're here because you got
backed into a corner. That is it.

953
00:54:37,279 --> 00:54:39,446
That's it, man.

954
00:54:41,182 --> 00:54:43,416
It was you that needed them,

955
00:54:43,418 --> 00:54:45,619
not the other way around.

956
00:54:45,621 --> 00:54:49,422
Let me get this straight. So you think
that Cameron shouldn't go to Africa?

957
00:54:49,424 --> 00:54:52,058
You think that
christians shouldn't make

958
00:54:52,060 --> 00:54:54,427
the world a better
place, is that right?

959
00:54:54,429 --> 00:54:57,389
Not if they're doing it for bullshit
reasons. It's not bullshit to Cameron.

960
00:54:57,413 --> 00:55:00,533
He believes in Jesus. Why
does that bother you so much?

961
00:55:00,535 --> 00:55:02,535
He only believes it
because people like you

962
00:55:02,537 --> 00:55:04,537
stand on that stage
and sell it to him.

963
00:55:04,539 --> 00:55:06,539
He doesn't know any better
than to buy it.

964
00:55:06,541 --> 00:55:09,009
Hey, Tyler, chill out, man.

965
00:55:09,011 --> 00:55:11,645
Guys, we're all tired.

966
00:55:11,647 --> 00:55:14,481
We're all stressed. We've
been on the road a long time.

967
00:55:14,483 --> 00:55:17,450
Okay? Look, what I want
you to do... I'm done.

968
00:55:17,452 --> 00:55:18,919
What?

969
00:55:18,921 --> 00:55:20,921
I'm done, man.

970
00:55:20,923 --> 00:55:23,089
What do you mean? I'm
not doing this anymore.

971
00:55:23,091 --> 00:55:26,559
I can't do this anymore.

972
00:55:26,561 --> 00:55:28,662
And, guys, maybe
we don't have to.

973
00:55:28,664 --> 00:55:31,231
Maybe we can just
leave the tour.

974
00:55:31,233 --> 00:55:34,534
We all heard about the
earthquakes in Zambia, right?

975
00:55:34,536 --> 00:55:36,703
And Cameron was just telling
us about some missionaries

976
00:55:36,705 --> 00:55:39,172
that are going there
in the next few days.

977
00:55:39,174 --> 00:55:42,676
We could just go to Ken and tell
him that God called us there.

978
00:55:42,678 --> 00:55:45,679
How could he argue with that?

979
00:55:45,681 --> 00:55:49,015
We made enough money, and the time
to get out couldn't be better.

980
00:55:51,320 --> 00:55:53,553
What's going on in Zambia?

981
00:55:53,555 --> 00:55:56,289
Don't
worry about Zambia, Baker.

982
00:55:56,291 --> 00:55:58,391
We're not going to Zambia.
We're not going to Zambia.

983
00:55:58,393 --> 00:56:00,961
'Cause there's plenty of
money to be had right here.

984
00:56:00,963 --> 00:56:03,997
For once, this is the perfect time
for you to quit while you're ahead.

985
00:56:03,999 --> 00:56:06,733
I didn't ask for your opinion. I'm
not lying to these people anymore.

986
00:56:06,735 --> 00:56:10,337
Good, then leave, get out. You just
forfeit your share for somebody else.

987
00:56:10,339 --> 00:56:12,973
Okay? Go find some
other internship.

988
00:56:12,975 --> 00:56:15,616
Why don't you think about someone
other than yourself for a second?

989
00:56:15,639 --> 00:56:18,706
Quiet!

990
00:56:19,347 --> 00:56:21,681
No one's leaving.

991
00:56:21,683 --> 00:56:24,084
We're gonna finish
what we started.

992
00:56:26,487 --> 00:56:28,221
Works for me, Sam.

993
00:56:29,557 --> 00:56:31,491
Okay?

994
00:56:31,493 --> 00:56:34,127
Tyler? Tyler!

995
00:56:34,129 --> 00:56:37,063
Sam,

996
00:56:37,065 --> 00:56:39,699
I am not trying to put
you guys in a tough spot,

997
00:56:42,103 --> 00:56:44,404
but tonight is
my last show, man.

998
00:56:44,406 --> 00:56:48,008
And if y'all want to
keep going, then...

999
00:56:50,611 --> 00:56:52,712
Well, then, that's on you.

1000
00:56:52,714 --> 00:56:54,614
It's on me?

1001
00:56:54,616 --> 00:56:56,182
Hold on. Tyler.

1002
00:56:56,184 --> 00:56:58,118
Tyler!

1003
00:58:21,535 --> 00:58:24,637
So I know this is
just the worst timing.

1004
00:58:24,639 --> 00:58:26,840
Oh, no, no. No.

1005
00:58:26,842 --> 00:58:29,142
I understand.
I do.

1006
00:58:29,144 --> 00:58:32,479
Well, these are the total
donations from Dallas,

1007
00:58:32,481 --> 00:58:35,248
and Sam will be coordinating
with our offices

1008
00:58:35,250 --> 00:58:37,217
for the remaining shows.

1009
00:58:37,219 --> 00:58:40,854
Well, fantastic. We sure
will miss you around here.

1010
00:58:40,856 --> 00:58:43,256
Thank you for everything,

1011
00:58:43,258 --> 00:58:45,325
and God bless you.

1012
00:58:54,869 --> 00:58:57,303
Hey.

1013
00:58:57,305 --> 00:59:01,374
I'm sorry.
What are you doing?

1014
00:59:01,376 --> 00:59:04,577
I'm sorry. Thanks for that.
I really appreciate it.

1015
00:59:04,579 --> 00:59:06,913
What are you doing?
What's up?

1016
00:59:06,915 --> 00:59:09,249
Awesome job tonight.

1017
00:59:09,251 --> 00:59:11,217
That was...
That was...

1018
00:59:11,219 --> 00:59:14,354
Oh, high five. Okay.
I'm going for it. Yep.

1019
00:59:14,356 --> 00:59:17,624
So, Gabriel has to meet
with Ken about something,

1020
00:59:17,626 --> 00:59:21,394
and I think it's gonna
be a while, but...

1021
00:59:21,396 --> 00:59:24,864
I would still be up for hanging
out with you guys if you want.

1022
00:59:24,866 --> 00:59:27,200
Oh, yeah.

1023
00:59:27,202 --> 00:59:31,171
Uh, I don't know if the guys are
gonna be able to make it anymore,

1024
00:59:31,173 --> 00:59:32,672
so...
That's fine.

1025
00:59:32,674 --> 00:59:35,208
But I'm still happy to

1026
00:59:35,210 --> 00:59:36,910
show you the city if you want.

1027
00:59:36,912 --> 00:59:39,779
Uh...
I'd be up for it.

1028
00:59:39,781 --> 00:59:41,614
Yeah.
Yeah?

1029
00:59:41,616 --> 00:59:43,683
Yeah, sure.
Are you ready now?

1030
00:59:43,685 --> 00:59:46,586
The trailer park's just down the street.
Okay.

1031
00:59:46,588 --> 00:59:49,656
Wait, what?

1032
00:59:49,658 --> 00:59:53,359
Honestly, I spent
more time playing soccer

1033
00:59:53,361 --> 00:59:55,562
with the kids than I
ever did teaching. Yeah?

1034
00:59:55,564 --> 00:59:58,932
Yeah.
Why am I not surprised?

1035
00:59:58,934 --> 01:00:00,667
Here, I want you to see them.

1036
01:00:00,669 --> 01:00:03,703
Oh, wow.

1037
01:00:03,705 --> 01:00:06,573
Oh, he's a good-looking guy.
I know.

1038
01:00:06,575 --> 01:00:08,775
He's strapping.

1039
01:00:10,911 --> 01:00:13,379
Hey, I know
you hear this enough,

1040
01:00:13,381 --> 01:00:15,448
but I have to say it:

1041
01:00:15,450 --> 01:00:18,751
You're really making a
difference over there.

1042
01:00:23,524 --> 01:00:25,825
It's just, it matters,

1043
01:00:25,827 --> 01:00:27,527
that's all.

1044
01:00:30,264 --> 01:00:32,498
He's a cool kid.

1045
01:00:32,500 --> 01:00:34,667
Mm-hmm.

1046
01:00:36,904 --> 01:00:39,505
You really miss Lesotho, huh?

1047
01:00:39,507 --> 01:00:41,407
Yeah.

1048
01:00:41,409 --> 01:00:44,344
How come you came back?

1049
01:00:48,682 --> 01:00:52,785
I wanted people here
to know Jesus too.

1050
01:00:52,787 --> 01:00:54,954
You know, I wanted them

1051
01:00:54,956 --> 01:00:56,956
to come to things
like this and not miss

1052
01:00:56,958 --> 01:01:00,460
the whole point of it all.

1053
01:01:02,830 --> 01:01:05,365
I don't know.
I just...

1054
01:01:05,367 --> 01:01:07,333
I'm not sure

1055
01:01:07,335 --> 01:01:10,403
if I've really
changed anything.

1056
01:01:11,805 --> 01:01:14,274
Callie,

1057
01:01:14,276 --> 01:01:17,410
you are not responsible

1058
01:01:17,412 --> 01:01:20,013
for changing everybody.

1059
01:01:20,015 --> 01:01:22,682
You can't be.
Yeah.

1060
01:01:22,684 --> 01:01:24,817
The truth is,

1061
01:01:24,819 --> 01:01:27,487
some of these people
are gonna show up,

1062
01:01:27,489 --> 01:01:30,423
and they're gonna miss the point
of it all, they just are.

1063
01:01:30,425 --> 01:01:34,360
But, you got to believe
that these events

1064
01:01:34,362 --> 01:01:38,665
inspire hope, and that is
better than being hopeless.

1065
01:01:40,801 --> 01:01:42,835
That's something.

1066
01:01:42,837 --> 01:01:45,571
I guess I just feel like

1067
01:01:45,573 --> 01:01:48,474
if your hope's not in Jesus,

1068
01:01:48,476 --> 01:01:50,310
then...

1069
01:01:50,312 --> 01:01:52,679
Maybe you are hopeless.

1070
01:01:56,350 --> 01:01:58,051
Don't you?

1071
01:02:26,747 --> 01:02:29,482
Hey.
Hey, good morning.

1072
01:02:29,484 --> 01:02:31,684
<i>Good morning.</i>

1073
01:02:31,686 --> 01:02:35,054
<i>You sound tired.</i>

1074
01:02:35,056 --> 01:02:38,558
You weren't driving some poor girl around
the city till 1:00 A.M., were you?

1075
01:02:38,560 --> 01:02:41,627
Hey, uh, do you want to grab
breakfast with me or something?

1076
01:02:41,629 --> 01:02:44,897
<i>I just, uh...</i>

1077
01:02:44,899 --> 01:02:47,500
I just wanted to talk
to you about something.

1078
01:02:47,502 --> 01:02:50,370
Hold on a second.
Can you hold on?

1079
01:02:52,539 --> 01:02:53,906
Hey.
Hey.

1080
01:02:53,908 --> 01:02:55,608
You got a sec?

1081
01:03:03,851 --> 01:03:06,419
Hey, did Baker sleep
in here last night?

1082
01:03:06,421 --> 01:03:07,920
Uh, I don't know.

1083
01:03:07,922 --> 01:03:10,590
Where is he?

1084
01:03:10,592 --> 01:03:12,592
I think he went to
some party near campus,

1085
01:03:12,594 --> 01:03:15,428
but I'm not sure.

1086
01:03:15,430 --> 01:03:17,597
Where are you going?
<i>Okay, that sounds fine.</i>

1087
01:03:17,599 --> 01:03:20,500
What's that?
<i>I said that sounds fine.</i>

1088
01:03:20,502 --> 01:03:22,602
Uh, great, okay.

1089
01:03:22,604 --> 01:03:25,505
Why don't I meet you
downstairs at a quarter till?

1090
01:03:25,507 --> 01:03:29,175
<i>Okay.</i> Okay, see you in a bit.

1091
01:03:29,177 --> 01:03:31,677
Hey, have you seen
my keys anywhere?

1092
01:03:31,679 --> 01:03:33,413
Uh, no.

1093
01:03:33,415 --> 01:03:35,415
What are you doing?

1094
01:03:35,417 --> 01:03:39,051
Uh, big Russ got a glimpse
of my credit card statement

1095
01:03:39,053 --> 01:03:41,053
showing where my
allowance money went,

1096
01:03:41,055 --> 01:03:43,589
so he said I got 48 hours
to get it back to him,

1097
01:03:43,591 --> 01:03:45,758
or I'm gonna have to work
for him to pay it off.

1098
01:03:45,760 --> 01:03:49,095
So I'm gonna need
my share of the cash.

1099
01:03:49,097 --> 01:03:53,466
Yeah, uh, I'm gonna need to talk
to you about that. What's up?

1100
01:03:53,468 --> 01:03:56,502
I think we should
give the money back.

1101
01:03:56,504 --> 01:03:58,104
That's great.

1102
01:03:58,106 --> 01:04:00,840
I think we should give it
to a real charity. Uh-huh.

1103
01:04:00,842 --> 01:04:04,777
I'm serious. Look, I get
that this was my idea.

1104
01:04:04,779 --> 01:04:08,681
I get that. I get that I said it
didn't matter where the money went,

1105
01:04:08,683 --> 01:04:11,517
because it's not about money to these
people, and it's probably not,

1106
01:04:11,519 --> 01:04:14,187
but there's a whole other
group of people

1107
01:04:14,189 --> 01:04:16,889
that are just dying, hold on.

1108
01:04:16,891 --> 01:04:19,158
And that depend on this
money just to survive.

1109
01:04:19,160 --> 01:04:22,962
I can't... we got to
do the right thing here.

1110
01:04:22,964 --> 01:04:25,998
Sam, that's just not
gonna work for me.

1111
01:04:26,000 --> 01:04:29,235
Pierce, just... just listen for a second.
That's not happening.

1112
01:04:29,237 --> 01:04:31,938
Sam, you make decisions
based off what's right for you.

1113
01:04:31,940 --> 01:04:36,209
Okay? And that's fine.
That's what everybody does.

1114
01:04:36,211 --> 01:04:39,479
But you're not the authority on
what is right and what is wrong.

1115
01:04:39,481 --> 01:04:41,481
You do whatever you want
with your share, okay?

1116
01:04:41,483 --> 01:04:43,516
Give it away.
I don't care.

1117
01:04:43,518 --> 01:04:46,752
Just don't all of a sudden pretend
like you're some good guy

1118
01:04:46,754 --> 01:04:49,114
I'm not acting like because you
had a conviction last night.

1119
01:04:49,138 --> 01:04:51,791
I'm a good guy, I just...
anyone would agree

1120
01:04:51,793 --> 01:04:53,726
that this is wrong, okay?
No shit.

1121
01:04:53,728 --> 01:04:55,828
No shit, Einstein.

1122
01:04:55,830 --> 01:04:58,865
Where was this four months ago?

1123
01:04:58,867 --> 01:05:02,668
Huh? Wasn't so obvious
when you needed the money.

1124
01:05:02,670 --> 01:05:05,137
And now I'm in a bind,

1125
01:05:05,139 --> 01:05:08,274
and you just leave me
hanging to dry?

1126
01:05:08,276 --> 01:05:11,511
I'm not leaving you out to dry, okay?
That's just unreal!

1127
01:05:11,513 --> 01:05:15,114
You talk about doing the right thing.
Why stop at giving the money back?

1128
01:05:15,116 --> 01:05:17,116
Why don't you
stand there on stage,

1129
01:05:17,118 --> 01:05:19,558
tell those thousands of people
you lied to who you really are.

1130
01:05:19,582 --> 01:05:23,317
Maybe I should!
Mm-hmm, but you won't.

1131
01:05:25,859 --> 01:05:28,127
'Cause you only tell the truth
when it's convenient...

1132
01:05:28,129 --> 01:05:30,129
To you.

1133
01:05:30,131 --> 01:05:32,765
So do whatever
you want with your share,

1134
01:05:35,168 --> 01:05:37,236
but I'm taking mine.

1135
01:05:47,614 --> 01:05:49,181
Thank you.

1136
01:05:59,560 --> 01:06:02,061
We got a problem.

1137
01:06:02,063 --> 01:06:05,164
He's just trying to freak us out.
He's doing a pretty good job.

1138
01:06:05,166 --> 01:06:08,167
Tyler wouldn't take... we don't know that!
Find him, okay?

1139
01:06:08,169 --> 01:06:10,636
All right. Where are you going?
Just meet me at the house.

1140
01:06:10,638 --> 01:06:12,772
And find out where Baker is!
All right, all right.

1141
01:06:12,774 --> 01:06:15,041
These guys have been
pretending to be christians

1142
01:06:15,043 --> 01:06:17,910
so they can scam money off people.
What?

1143
01:06:17,912 --> 01:06:20,780
The prayers, the sermons, the
charity, none of that is real!

1144
01:06:20,782 --> 01:06:23,749
Oh, my gosh, you're being ridiculous!
Callie, listen.

1145
01:06:23,751 --> 01:06:26,852
Sam has never
drilled any Wells.

1146
01:06:26,854 --> 01:06:28,588
He's never even been to Africa,

1147
01:06:28,590 --> 01:06:31,190
and he certainly
does not believe in God.

1148
01:06:31,192 --> 01:06:34,260
I found a whole bag of donations
hidden in his closet.

1149
01:06:34,262 --> 01:06:36,195
How did he...

1150
01:06:36,197 --> 01:06:39,031
- he's been playing all of you.
- Hey, Callie?

1151
01:06:44,104 --> 01:06:46,639
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait, wait.

1152
01:06:46,641 --> 01:06:50,076
Hear it from him.
Gabriel...

1153
01:06:50,078 --> 01:06:52,478
Now, I know you don't believe
me, and he will never tell you,

1154
01:06:52,502 --> 01:06:55,648
but you can hide in the bathroom.
You sound crazy!

1155
01:06:55,650 --> 01:06:57,316
I know, I know. I'm sorry.

1156
01:06:57,318 --> 01:07:00,119
Hey, uh...

1157
01:07:00,121 --> 01:07:04,657
Hey, listen, something's come up.
Just call when you get a sec, okay?

1158
01:07:10,831 --> 01:07:14,233
Sam, are you lost?

1159
01:07:14,235 --> 01:07:16,235
Where's Callie?

1160
01:07:16,237 --> 01:07:19,372
Sam, I thought
we had an understanding.

1161
01:07:19,374 --> 01:07:21,374
All right, Gabriel.

1162
01:07:21,376 --> 01:07:23,976
Sam, did you lose something?

1163
01:07:33,954 --> 01:07:36,055
What did you do?

1164
01:07:36,057 --> 01:07:38,257
I didn't do anything.

1165
01:07:38,259 --> 01:07:41,360
You're the one stealing
from the tour, Sam.

1166
01:07:41,362 --> 01:07:44,797
Where did you hear that?
I heard it from you.

1167
01:07:44,799 --> 01:07:47,066
You're gonna want Yale
to replace that microphone,

1168
01:07:47,068 --> 01:07:50,703
which, by the way, I got to side
with Tyler on your argument.

1169
01:07:50,705 --> 01:07:52,905
Cameron would not last
a week in Africa.

1170
01:07:52,907 --> 01:07:54,940
I don't care what
you think you heard,

1171
01:07:54,942 --> 01:07:58,411
but you've stolen what belongs to me.
I need that back.

1172
01:07:58,413 --> 01:08:01,080
What I found does not
belong to you.

1173
01:08:01,082 --> 01:08:02,982
Prove it.

1174
01:08:02,984 --> 01:08:04,850
I did.

1175
01:08:04,852 --> 01:08:06,886
You see, I knew Ken
wouldn't believe me,

1176
01:08:06,888 --> 01:08:08,888
so I had him count
last night's donations

1177
01:08:08,890 --> 01:08:10,756
before he handed them
off to you,

1178
01:08:10,758 --> 01:08:12,758
and suffice to say,
there were some

1179
01:08:12,760 --> 01:08:15,261
significant accounting errors.

1180
01:08:19,900 --> 01:08:21,967
What do you want, Gabriel?

1181
01:08:23,937 --> 01:08:26,072
It's not about what

1182
01:08:26,074 --> 01:08:28,107
I want, Sam.

1183
01:08:29,943 --> 01:08:32,945
It's about what's right.

1184
01:08:32,947 --> 01:08:35,414
Your fans deserve the truth.
My fans?

1185
01:08:35,416 --> 01:08:38,317
You really think people
come to see me or see you?

1186
01:08:38,319 --> 01:08:41,854
They're here to worship God,
not to get your autograph.

1187
01:08:41,856 --> 01:08:45,958
Are you really gonna
lecture me about God?

1188
01:08:45,960 --> 01:08:49,095
You and your friends
are going to jail, Sam.

1189
01:08:50,764 --> 01:08:53,232
You are.

1190
01:08:53,234 --> 01:08:57,770
And you have no one to
blame but yourself.

1191
01:09:01,274 --> 01:09:03,375
Let's get breakfast.

1192
01:09:11,151 --> 01:09:13,352
Ken, if there's anything
that I can do... don't.

1193
01:09:13,354 --> 01:09:16,322
I think you're done talking.

1194
01:09:16,324 --> 01:09:19,925
This is fraud

1195
01:09:19,927 --> 01:09:23,829
and embezzlement, Sam, the kind of thing
that will put you away for a long time,

1196
01:09:23,831 --> 01:09:26,031
and I can't even
begin to tell...

1197
01:09:26,033 --> 01:09:28,100
excuse me.

1198
01:09:33,073 --> 01:09:35,341
None for me, thanks.

1199
01:09:40,147 --> 01:09:42,214
I won't be
pressing charges, Sam.

1200
01:09:45,185 --> 01:09:47,553
What?

1201
01:09:47,555 --> 01:09:49,555
I was part of a church

1202
01:09:49,557 --> 01:09:52,324
where the pastor was exposed
for having an affair.

1203
01:09:52,326 --> 01:09:56,228
It was a good ministry,
but it slowly fell apart

1204
01:09:56,230 --> 01:10:00,065
once the news hit.

1205
01:10:00,067 --> 01:10:02,067
As long as I'm in charge,

1206
01:10:02,069 --> 01:10:04,537
we are gonna stay 100 feet
from either side of a scandal,

1207
01:10:04,539 --> 01:10:06,839
because there is no winner.

1208
01:10:06,841 --> 01:10:09,441
Ken, you're not gonna let these
guys get away with this...

1209
01:10:09,443 --> 01:10:12,311
my mind is made up. You need
to think about how this could

1210
01:10:12,313 --> 01:10:14,313
ruin people's faith,

1211
01:10:14,315 --> 01:10:17,183
not to mention our donor list.

1212
01:10:17,185 --> 01:10:20,319
I can take over the charity. I
actually care about these people.

1213
01:10:20,321 --> 01:10:24,123
We are not having
this conversation again.

1214
01:10:24,125 --> 01:10:26,358
You play the songs.
Be grateful

1215
01:10:26,360 --> 01:10:29,195
for what God's given you.

1216
01:10:29,197 --> 01:10:31,230
If people want the God squad,

1217
01:10:31,232 --> 01:10:33,899
then that's what
they're gonna get.

1218
01:10:33,901 --> 01:10:37,903
How are we gonna go about getting
the money to the charity?

1219
01:10:40,240 --> 01:10:43,876
It turns out the money you stole is
nothing short of an answered prayer.

1220
01:10:43,878 --> 01:10:46,445
See, it's just enough

1221
01:10:46,447 --> 01:10:49,415
to cap off the funding for cross
country's fall campus tour.

1222
01:10:51,318 --> 01:10:53,018
Ken, you cannot...

1223
01:10:53,020 --> 01:10:56,488
you are gonna sign over
all ownership and rights

1224
01:10:56,490 --> 01:10:59,191
for project "get Wells soon"
to cross country.

1225
01:10:59,193 --> 01:11:01,193
You are gonna travel
with the crew,

1226
01:11:01,195 --> 01:11:03,596
you are gonna preach
through the summer,

1227
01:11:03,598 --> 01:11:06,866
and you are going to be
very wise with your words,

1228
01:11:06,868 --> 01:11:08,901
because discretion,
Mr. atwell,

1229
01:11:08,903 --> 01:11:11,871
is the only thing keeping
you boys out of jail.

1230
01:11:13,373 --> 01:11:15,140
Now,

1231
01:11:15,142 --> 01:11:17,910
is there anyone else
who knows anything about this?

1232
01:11:24,517 --> 01:11:27,019
Let's keep it that way.

1233
01:11:27,021 --> 01:11:29,221
So we're not going to jail?

1234
01:11:29,223 --> 01:11:32,625
We lost the money, bake.

1235
01:11:32,627 --> 01:11:35,527
Are you kidding me, man?

1236
01:11:35,529 --> 01:11:39,064
Just forget about the money. We're
lucky to have a way out of this.

1237
01:11:39,066 --> 01:11:42,902
Look, I can still fix this. Maybe
we do have to stay on tour...

1238
01:11:42,904 --> 01:11:44,536
Sam. Hey, Sam,

1239
01:11:44,538 --> 01:11:47,573
we don't have to do anything.

1240
01:11:47,575 --> 01:11:49,675
Do you want to go
to prison? No.

1241
01:11:49,677 --> 01:11:52,144
It's over.

1242
01:11:53,680 --> 01:11:56,649
I had a best friend growing up.

1243
01:11:56,651 --> 01:11:59,051
We were super tight.

1244
01:11:59,053 --> 01:12:01,186
He went to prison.

1245
01:12:01,188 --> 01:12:03,389
He said he hated it.

1246
01:12:05,292 --> 01:12:06,992
Look, guys, maybe
if we can just...

1247
01:12:06,994 --> 01:12:09,929
Stop. Just stop.

1248
01:12:09,931 --> 01:12:14,266
I'm gonna finish this tour, and
I'm gonna get back to my life.

1249
01:12:17,370 --> 01:12:19,305
Me too.

1250
01:12:24,377 --> 01:12:26,679
I'm sorry, man.

1251
01:12:26,681 --> 01:12:28,948
I'm sorry.

1252
01:12:35,121 --> 01:12:37,489
Heard this movie
is so bad-egg.

1253
01:12:37,491 --> 01:12:39,558
Did anybody invite the
God squad to the movie?

1254
01:12:39,560 --> 01:12:41,727
I did, but they were saying...

1255
01:12:41,729 --> 01:12:43,996
You can't just invite
those guys to a movie.

1256
01:12:43,998 --> 01:12:46,065
They're probably busy
doing charity work right now.

1257
01:12:46,067 --> 01:12:48,133
Really?
Oh, yeah.

1258
01:12:48,135 --> 01:12:50,970
You see how tense they are?
They're sold out for the spirit

1259
01:12:50,972 --> 01:12:53,072
in ways you guys
would never understand.

1260
01:12:57,510 --> 01:13:01,380
- That's my daughter in there.
- Pull yourself together.

1261
01:13:01,382 --> 01:13:04,016
Her brain is in a coma,
not her heart.

1262
01:13:04,018 --> 01:13:06,986
What am I supposed to do?
How am I supposed to forgive?

1263
01:13:06,988 --> 01:13:09,655
I don't even know
where to begin.

1264
01:13:09,657 --> 01:13:12,391
Begin with God.

1265
01:13:12,393 --> 01:13:16,061
Your whole life you've
been building houses,

1266
01:13:16,063 --> 01:13:19,765
but you've never thought
about your own foundation.

1267
01:13:22,202 --> 01:13:24,536
It's too late for me now.

1268
01:13:24,538 --> 01:13:26,572
It's just too hard.

1269
01:13:26,574 --> 01:13:29,708
It's never easy to forgive.

1270
01:13:29,710 --> 01:13:32,711
We have to give up
our advantage,

1271
01:13:32,713 --> 01:13:35,280
like Christ did for us.

1272
01:13:35,282 --> 01:13:39,485
Oh, it's a terrifying
and vulnerable thing,

1273
01:13:39,487 --> 01:13:41,720
but it sets us free.

1274
01:13:45,025 --> 01:13:47,192
You're never gonna save grace

1275
01:13:47,194 --> 01:13:50,129
if you don't let
grace save you.

1276
01:14:13,186 --> 01:14:15,354
All right, all right.

1277
01:14:18,658 --> 01:14:20,659
Can you just talk
to me for a second?

1278
01:14:20,661 --> 01:14:23,729
I won't give you two minutes.

1279
01:14:23,731 --> 01:14:26,265
Okay, I'm fine with just one.
What do you want, Sam?

1280
01:14:26,267 --> 01:14:29,101
I just want to explain myself
so you don't think I'm...

1281
01:14:29,103 --> 01:14:31,336
I think you're
a liar and a thief

1282
01:14:31,338 --> 01:14:34,239
because you lied and stole
from thousands of people.

1283
01:14:34,241 --> 01:14:36,542
Is that about right? Is that
pretty much what happened?

1284
01:14:36,544 --> 01:14:39,611
I did lie about what I
believe, and I did lie...

1285
01:14:39,613 --> 01:14:41,747
Sam, stop, okay?

1286
01:14:41,749 --> 01:14:45,484
I am forgiving you, all right?
And that's it.

1287
01:14:45,486 --> 01:14:49,488
You're forgiving me? Just like that?
Yep, just like that.

1288
01:14:49,490 --> 01:14:51,256
I don't accept.
Excuse me?

1289
01:14:51,258 --> 01:14:53,298
You're playing the Christian
card and don't mean it.

1290
01:14:53,322 --> 01:14:55,461
Just be honest with me!

1291
01:14:55,463 --> 01:14:58,363
Why do you assume that acting like a
Christian means not being honest?

1292
01:14:58,365 --> 01:15:02,267
Because I know you're upset. I
know that I let everybody down.

1293
01:15:02,269 --> 01:15:05,437
Yeah, Sam, that's what happens
when you try to please everyone.

1294
01:15:05,439 --> 01:15:08,240
You have to lie to keep them
happy, and then eventually

1295
01:15:08,242 --> 01:15:11,243
you run out of lies
and everyone hates you.

1296
01:15:11,245 --> 01:15:13,579
Wow. Okay. Okay.

1297
01:15:13,581 --> 01:15:15,714
Did you ever hear that
Einstein failed a math class?

1298
01:15:15,716 --> 01:15:18,150
Yeah, that's actually not true.
Yeah, I know,

1299
01:15:18,152 --> 01:15:21,220
but the point is, teachers
still tell students that today

1300
01:15:21,222 --> 01:15:23,789
because it inspires
a sense of hope.

1301
01:15:23,791 --> 01:15:26,391
Well, those teachers
are stupid,

1302
01:15:26,393 --> 01:15:28,494
because there's plenty
of other stories out there

1303
01:15:28,496 --> 01:15:30,529
that are inspirational
and actually true.

1304
01:15:30,531 --> 01:15:33,499
Yeah. Yeah.

1305
01:15:33,501 --> 01:15:35,634
Look, Sam, if you
want to live right,

1306
01:15:35,636 --> 01:15:38,637
if you want to do right by
people, just be honest.

1307
01:15:38,639 --> 01:15:42,608
You want me to be honest? You want
me to be honest and go to jail.

1308
01:15:42,610 --> 01:15:44,810
You want me to be honest
and go to jail...

1309
01:15:44,812 --> 01:15:48,280
what about all the people that are gonna
walk away from their faith because of me?

1310
01:15:48,282 --> 01:15:50,415
Is that what I should do?
You have no problem lying

1311
01:15:50,417 --> 01:15:52,551
and letting an entire
village suffer for it?

1312
01:15:52,553 --> 01:15:54,586
Of course I have
a problem with...

1313
01:15:54,588 --> 01:15:56,522
Sam, listen, listen.

1314
01:15:56,524 --> 01:15:58,857
I am not trying to tell
you what to do, okay?

1315
01:15:58,859 --> 01:16:03,495
But if anyone's faith is in you,
they should walk away from it.

1316
01:16:03,497 --> 01:16:05,631
And this isn't me
trying to make some

1317
01:16:05,633 --> 01:16:08,634
come-to-Jesus moment,
okay, it's just...

1318
01:16:08,636 --> 01:16:12,271
It seems like you don't
even know what you believe,

1319
01:16:12,273 --> 01:16:15,607
and I think until you do know,

1320
01:16:15,609 --> 01:16:18,710
your best answer is that
you don't have one.

1321
01:16:23,483 --> 01:16:27,719
I just think you should put your hope
in something that's worthy of you.

1322
01:16:29,956 --> 01:16:31,690
That's all.

1323
01:16:52,612 --> 01:16:54,513
Callie...

1324
01:16:58,651 --> 01:17:01,220
I'm so sorry.

1325
01:17:01,222 --> 01:17:03,322
For everything.

1326
01:17:04,657 --> 01:17:06,858
I hope you know that.

1327
01:17:08,728 --> 01:17:10,796
I hope that's true.

1328
01:17:34,287 --> 01:17:36,421
You got a minute?

1329
01:17:36,423 --> 01:17:38,423
We're not getting to the money.

1330
01:17:38,425 --> 01:17:41,360
I can get to the money. That's
not the problem. What is?

1331
01:17:41,362 --> 01:17:43,428
Ken will never let me...
Ken cannot stop you.

1332
01:17:43,430 --> 01:17:45,731
Then somebody else will.
You don't understand.

1333
01:17:45,733 --> 01:17:49,268
These people put me in this box, like
the only thing I can do is music.

1334
01:17:49,270 --> 01:17:51,737
And then they resent me
'cause they're jealous.

1335
01:17:51,739 --> 01:17:53,905
They don't resent you
because they're jealous,

1336
01:17:53,907 --> 01:17:55,941
they resent you because
you're kind of a dick.

1337
01:17:55,943 --> 01:17:59,278
No, no, look. I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Look. Listen.

1338
01:17:59,280 --> 01:18:02,614
You need to cut this
rock-star crap, dude, okay?

1339
01:18:02,616 --> 01:18:06,918
Listen, I think you're the perfect
guys to run project "get Wells soon."

1340
01:18:06,920 --> 01:18:09,488
I know that your heart
is in the right place,

1341
01:18:09,490 --> 01:18:12,424
but, man, you got to
change your attitude.

1342
01:18:14,761 --> 01:18:17,963
I think we can really help each
other, but you got to trust me.

1343
01:18:25,605 --> 01:18:28,006
Now, do you know
any other songs?

1344
01:18:30,410 --> 01:18:33,378
Mm.

1345
01:18:33,380 --> 01:18:35,414
Aha! Come in!
Come in, come in.

1346
01:18:35,416 --> 01:18:38,317
I'm just getting my stuff ready.
Yeah. Yeah.

1347
01:18:38,319 --> 01:18:41,853
I about fell out of my chair when you
called and said you had a new song.

1348
01:18:41,855 --> 01:18:44,056
Yeah, well, I'm just experimenting
with a few new words.

1349
01:18:44,079 --> 01:18:46,958
Ah, I get it.
Artist thing.

1350
01:18:46,960 --> 01:18:48,894
I understand.

1351
01:18:48,896 --> 01:18:52,064
One second.
Hello.

1352
01:18:52,066 --> 01:18:55,901
Yes, it's him.
Huh?

1353
01:18:55,903 --> 01:18:58,770
Oh. Uh...

1354
01:18:58,772 --> 01:19:00,839
Wh... uh...

1355
01:19:00,841 --> 01:19:02,808
Absolutely.

1356
01:19:02,810 --> 01:19:06,478
And you are here right now?

1357
01:19:06,480 --> 01:19:08,613
Well, yeah, I can
come down right now.

1358
01:19:08,615 --> 01:19:12,384
Sounds great. Thank you
see you soon.

1359
01:19:12,386 --> 01:19:14,586
Gabriel, this is it!

1360
01:19:14,588 --> 01:19:16,621
You just tune up,
do what you need to do,

1361
01:19:16,623 --> 01:19:18,623
warm up, whatever.

1362
01:19:18,625 --> 01:19:20,892
I'm gonna run
downstairs real quick.

1363
01:19:20,894 --> 01:19:23,362
Apparently someone from
the<i> holy herald</i> is here

1364
01:19:23,364 --> 01:19:25,397
talking about rankings.

1365
01:19:25,399 --> 01:19:27,933
All right. I'll just do
some scales or something.

1366
01:19:27,935 --> 01:19:30,435
Great. Bye-bye.

1367
01:19:46,619 --> 01:19:49,988
Good evening.

1368
01:19:49,990 --> 01:19:53,158
I can't tell you how happy we
are to be back here in Houston.

1369
01:19:56,662 --> 01:19:58,964
Tonight,

1370
01:19:58,966 --> 01:20:02,067
let's get rid of
every distraction

1371
01:20:03,936 --> 01:20:08,573
and focus on praising Jesus.

1372
01:20:08,575 --> 01:20:10,842
- Amen?
- Amen!

1373
01:20:10,844 --> 01:20:13,111
All right.
Here we go.

1374
01:20:18,985 --> 01:20:22,487
Yo!

1375
01:20:22,489 --> 01:20:24,656
What's up, dude?
How you doin'?

1376
01:20:24,658 --> 01:20:28,527
Hey, dude,
you never told me about

1377
01:20:28,529 --> 01:20:31,062
the party the other night.
How was it?

1378
01:20:31,064 --> 01:20:34,933
You don't even...
It was a disaster.

1379
01:20:34,935 --> 01:20:37,602
Really?
Yeah.

1380
01:20:37,604 --> 01:20:39,838
I drank 19 beers,

1381
01:20:39,840 --> 01:20:42,607
and three months ago,
that's bad-ass.

1382
01:20:42,609 --> 01:20:45,210
And now it was just like,

1383
01:20:45,212 --> 01:20:48,046
"who's the old guy with the
drinking problem?"

1384
01:20:48,048 --> 01:20:52,217
Still, college, no parents.
Right?

1385
01:20:52,219 --> 01:20:55,153
No.

1386
01:20:55,155 --> 01:20:56,888
Nope.

1387
01:20:56,890 --> 01:21:00,158
I got to get a life.

1388
01:21:00,160 --> 01:21:02,527
Yo!

1389
01:21:02,529 --> 01:21:04,629
Yo, yo, what's up?
What's up, you d.B.'S?

1390
01:21:04,631 --> 01:21:06,965
You guys just making out, or...

1391
01:21:06,967 --> 01:21:09,067
Baker, we've got a real love.

1392
01:21:09,069 --> 01:21:11,069
Yeah. Something you
wouldn't understand.

1393
01:21:11,071 --> 01:21:14,573
Hey, uh, guys?
I just wanted to say,

1394
01:21:14,575 --> 01:21:17,476
I'm really, really sorry
about everything.

1395
01:21:17,478 --> 01:21:20,178
If I could do this whole
summer over again, you know...

1396
01:21:20,180 --> 01:21:22,647
ah, you're good, Sam.

1397
01:21:22,649 --> 01:21:25,917
Yeah. I mean, the
idea, from the onset,

1398
01:21:25,919 --> 01:21:27,786
terrible.
Thank you.

1399
01:21:27,788 --> 01:21:29,554
But you got to
see it to the end.

1400
01:21:29,556 --> 01:21:32,491
I did you get you
a hell of a recommendation.

1401
01:21:32,493 --> 01:21:36,094
Don't worry about that, man.
Unless you already wrote it.

1402
01:21:36,096 --> 01:21:38,997
'Cause, then, yeah.
Yeah, I'll take it.

1403
01:21:38,999 --> 01:21:40,932
I did. You will.

1404
01:21:40,934 --> 01:21:43,101
I just wish all y'all could've
got something out of it.

1405
01:21:43,103 --> 01:21:46,137
Uh... we got
something out of it.

1406
01:21:46,139 --> 01:21:48,540
Check this out.

1407
01:21:48,542 --> 01:21:52,244
Boom, for you.
Boom, for you.

1408
01:21:52,246 --> 01:21:54,546
Thanks. What is it?
What is this?

1409
01:21:54,548 --> 01:21:58,149
Our fat stacks, yo! Royalty
checks from cross dressing!

1410
01:21:58,151 --> 01:22:00,919
Baker, this is $6,500.

1411
01:22:00,921 --> 01:22:04,656
Guys, I'm the frigging man.
This happened.

1412
01:22:04,658 --> 01:22:06,725
Yeah, yeah.
You know what?

1413
01:22:06,727 --> 01:22:08,293
You should just take my check.

1414
01:22:08,295 --> 01:22:10,862
All of y'all, just split it up.
What?

1415
01:22:10,864 --> 01:22:12,964
I got to work for my dad
anyways after this

1416
01:22:12,966 --> 01:22:15,300
to pay back some debts,
so I already got a job.

1417
01:22:15,302 --> 01:22:18,904
I don't need... although,
with all these checks,

1418
01:22:18,906 --> 01:22:20,939
I could pay him back right now

1419
01:22:20,941 --> 01:22:22,707
one fell swoop,
which would be great

1420
01:22:22,709 --> 01:22:24,276
for me and him,
probably you guys too.

1421
01:22:24,278 --> 01:22:27,579
You know what, Pierce?
None of us

1422
01:22:27,581 --> 01:22:29,581
could thank you enough.

1423
01:22:32,319 --> 01:22:35,086
That's very sweet
of you. That's...

1424
01:22:35,088 --> 01:22:37,622
- Are you serious?
- Yeah.

1425
01:22:37,624 --> 01:22:40,345
You're supposed to say, "no, we
couldn't," and then you give me my...

1426
01:22:40,368 --> 01:22:41,893
forget it.
Just give me my...

1427
01:22:41,895 --> 01:22:44,335
are you gonna go down? All right,
you're going down right now.

1428
01:22:44,359 --> 01:22:45,596
Hey, you guys, Gabriel's...

1429
01:22:45,598 --> 01:22:47,966
Uh...

1430
01:22:47,968 --> 01:22:50,669
Gabriel's on his last song.

1431
01:22:50,671 --> 01:22:52,971
Hey, Baker,

1432
01:22:52,973 --> 01:22:55,774
let's finish what we started.

1433
01:22:55,776 --> 01:22:58,143
You got it, Pierce.

1434
01:23:02,148 --> 01:23:05,150
Yeah, man, I'm gonna
get to the booth.

1435
01:23:05,152 --> 01:23:07,586
Okay.

1436
01:23:11,958 --> 01:23:14,926
Hmm?

1437
01:23:14,928 --> 01:23:18,597
Will you give today
for a better tomorrow?

1438
01:23:29,642 --> 01:23:32,277
You know, if you
make $25,000 a year,

1439
01:23:32,279 --> 01:23:35,880
you're in the top 10%

1440
01:23:35,882 --> 01:23:38,817
of wealth in this world.

1441
01:23:38,819 --> 01:23:43,054
I mean, we are blessed
beyond belief,

1442
01:23:43,056 --> 01:23:47,125
and yet I don't think there's
anybody in this room who cares.

1443
01:23:49,128 --> 01:23:51,096
That's it.

1444
01:23:51,098 --> 01:23:53,064
All right.

1445
01:23:54,834 --> 01:23:57,702
It's heavy.

1446
01:23:57,704 --> 01:23:59,971
Hey, what are you gonna say?

1447
01:23:59,973 --> 01:24:02,641
Uh...

1448
01:24:02,643 --> 01:24:05,210
I don't know.

1449
01:24:05,212 --> 01:24:08,279
Just...
I'll just get out there

1450
01:24:08,281 --> 01:24:11,950
and say the first thing that
pops into my head, I guess.

1451
01:24:16,956 --> 01:24:19,991
Hey, can you... Can you
deliver something for me?

1452
01:24:19,993 --> 01:24:22,127
Uh, yeah.
Sure.

1453
01:24:31,003 --> 01:24:32,871
Thanks.

1454
01:24:39,211 --> 01:24:41,112
Callie?

1455
01:24:41,114 --> 01:24:43,715
Yeah?

1456
01:24:45,685 --> 01:24:47,952
You...

1457
01:24:47,954 --> 01:24:51,690
You know how the other night you
were talking about how you feel like

1458
01:24:51,692 --> 01:24:54,059
you're on tour, and...

1459
01:24:54,061 --> 01:24:58,163
You haven't changed anything?

1460
01:24:58,165 --> 01:25:02,067
You really shouldn't worry
about that so much.

1461
01:25:57,790 --> 01:25:59,958
It is now my distinct pleasure

1462
01:25:59,960 --> 01:26:02,293
to introduce to you the man

1463
01:26:02,295 --> 01:26:04,496
behind this mission.

1464
01:26:04,498 --> 01:26:08,133
Ladies and gentlemen,
Mr. Sam atwell!

1465
01:26:18,511 --> 01:26:20,879
Thank you guys.

1466
01:26:22,248 --> 01:26:24,349
Thank you all so much.

1467
01:26:26,051 --> 01:26:29,354
I was just reading Matthew,

1468
01:26:31,290 --> 01:26:33,158
and, uh,

1469
01:26:36,195 --> 01:26:38,830
there's this story

1470
01:26:40,466 --> 01:26:42,834
about a rich, young guy

1471
01:26:44,804 --> 01:26:47,806
who meets Jesus,

1472
01:26:47,808 --> 01:26:50,909
and he asks him,

1473
01:26:50,911 --> 01:26:54,879
"how do I get
into heaven?"

1474
01:26:54,881 --> 01:26:56,915
And Jesus is like,

1475
01:26:56,917 --> 01:26:59,117
"have you obeyed
the commandments?"

1476
01:26:59,119 --> 01:27:02,020
And the guy's like,
"yeah, I have."

1477
01:27:03,856 --> 01:27:06,524
But Jesus told him

1478
01:27:06,526 --> 01:27:09,527
that he had something missing,

1479
01:27:09,529 --> 01:27:12,564
so he asked him
to give up everything,

1480
01:27:12,566 --> 01:27:15,066
sacrifice everything,

1481
01:27:17,870 --> 01:27:19,971
and follow him.

1482
01:27:22,041 --> 01:27:25,476
But the guy couldn't do it.

1483
01:27:25,478 --> 01:27:28,213
And it says that

1484
01:27:28,215 --> 01:27:31,015
the rich, young guy

1485
01:27:31,017 --> 01:27:33,151
walked away sad,

1486
01:27:35,888 --> 01:27:37,522
because

1487
01:27:37,524 --> 01:27:40,625
he had too much to lose.

1488
01:27:45,331 --> 01:27:48,600
This guy believed in Jesus
right up to the point

1489
01:27:48,602 --> 01:27:52,270
that it was gonna cost him
something, and then he just bailed,

1490
01:27:52,272 --> 01:27:56,107
which makes me wonder
if he ever really,

1491
01:27:56,109 --> 01:27:59,878
really believed
in the first place.

1492
01:28:05,251 --> 01:28:07,919
Sometimes a decision
comes your way,

1493
01:28:07,921 --> 01:28:09,587
and it's...

1494
01:28:13,626 --> 01:28:15,894
It's a hard decision.

1495
01:28:15,896 --> 01:28:18,329
But it shows you

1496
01:28:18,331 --> 01:28:20,665
in that moment

1497
01:28:20,667 --> 01:28:24,669
what you really believe.

1498
01:28:43,188 --> 01:28:45,256
I, uh...

1498
01:28:46,305 --> 01:28:52,887
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