1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 2 00:00:53,966 --> 00:00:56,134 Take a deep breath... 3 00:00:56,234 --> 00:00:58,351 and start at the beginning. 4 00:01:00,506 --> 00:01:02,041 Tell them how we first met. 5 00:01:02,141 --> 00:01:03,707 - Hi. - Hi. 6 00:01:07,548 --> 00:01:08,608 Alex Stewart! 7 00:01:09,948 --> 00:01:14,418 Tell them that ever since we shared our dreams... 8 00:01:16,728 --> 00:01:18,548 - Yeah! - Yeah! 9 00:01:19,324 --> 00:01:21,194 I had a dream last night. 10 00:01:21,294 --> 00:01:23,596 ...even Alex's weirdest ones. 11 00:01:23,696 --> 00:01:25,503 You know a rowing boat? 12 00:01:25,603 --> 00:01:29,566 That little curvy bit the oar sits in? 13 00:01:29,768 --> 00:01:31,972 - It's called a rollock by the way. - A what? 14 00:01:32,072 --> 00:01:35,573 Rollock, like "bollock" with an "R." 15 00:01:36,308 --> 00:01:39,043 That was me. I was that thing. 16 00:01:42,448 --> 00:01:45,816 No. Keep that as our secret. 17 00:01:46,415 --> 00:01:49,219 Rosie? Rosie, it's time. 18 00:01:50,155 --> 00:01:52,156 Tell them that this is, 19 00:01:53,227 --> 00:01:55,562 - that this has to be... - Everybody! 20 00:01:55,662 --> 00:01:59,831 ...one of the happiest days of my life. 21 00:01:59,931 --> 00:02:01,465 Please! 22 00:02:05,371 --> 00:02:10,840 For those I haven't had the... chance to say hi to properly, 23 00:02:11,309 --> 00:02:12,610 I'm Rosie. 24 00:02:14,614 --> 00:02:19,483 And this has got to be one of the happiest days of my life. 25 00:02:38,003 --> 00:02:39,962 Shots! 26 00:02:45,410 --> 00:02:47,912 - Yeah! Beyonce! - Yeah! 27 00:03:41,700 --> 00:03:43,470 - Hi, Alex. - How's it going, mate? 28 00:03:43,570 --> 00:03:45,169 All right. 29 00:03:46,038 --> 00:03:48,171 It's Alex! 30 00:03:48,273 --> 00:03:51,077 It was totally my fault, the whole thing. 31 00:03:51,177 --> 00:03:55,048 I'd love to believe you, Alex, I really would. I just happen to know my own daughter. 32 00:03:55,148 --> 00:03:58,018 A fine doctor you're gonna make if this is how you carry on. 33 00:03:58,118 --> 00:04:00,584 Why is everybody shouting? 34 00:04:04,556 --> 00:04:07,027 I'm so embarrassed about last night. 35 00:04:07,127 --> 00:04:09,493 No, no, you don't have to be. 36 00:04:11,730 --> 00:04:14,347 I behaved so badly! 37 00:04:17,270 --> 00:04:19,840 Yeah, but bad can be good, too. 38 00:04:19,940 --> 00:04:24,508 Good? It was awful. Oh, I feel sick even thinking about it. 39 00:04:26,578 --> 00:04:28,681 About which part? 40 00:04:28,781 --> 00:04:33,283 All of it. It never happened. Alex, okay? You can't tell anyone! 41 00:04:34,452 --> 00:04:35,820 Right. 42 00:04:35,920 --> 00:04:37,159 Rosie had her stomach pumped 43 00:04:37,259 --> 00:04:39,285 - Rosie had her stomach pumped - Piss, off! 44 00:04:41,043 --> 00:04:42,592 Go, go, go! 45 00:04:43,162 --> 00:04:45,462 How did we get home from the hospital? 46 00:04:46,297 --> 00:04:47,967 Mom picked us up. 47 00:04:48,067 --> 00:04:51,170 They needed a parent's name, so, I obviously didn't want to give yours. 48 00:04:51,326 --> 00:04:54,538 And she thinks it's my fault anyway, I'm a terrible influence. Blah, blah, blah. 49 00:04:54,640 --> 00:04:56,342 Oh, well, you are. 50 00:04:56,442 --> 00:05:01,514 So, now, I have to spend two hours in the library every day for a fortnight. 51 00:05:01,614 --> 00:05:04,181 - Nightmare. - Well, it could be worse. 52 00:05:05,551 --> 00:05:08,834 Bethany Williams has just got a part time job there. 53 00:05:08,934 --> 00:05:11,724 - Yeah, right. - What? 54 00:05:11,824 --> 00:05:13,660 Bethany Williams? 55 00:05:13,760 --> 00:05:16,129 Forget it, even I want to sleep with her. 56 00:05:16,429 --> 00:05:21,165 For your information, she has been giving me the eye. 57 00:05:21,265 --> 00:05:24,137 Why you haven't squeezed that zit on your forehead. 58 00:05:24,237 --> 00:05:26,806 - Fuck off! - No. Come here. I can do it for you. 59 00:05:26,906 --> 00:05:29,439 Don't touch me! Don't you dare! 60 00:05:57,469 --> 00:06:01,271 Just look at Greg right now. What a bimbo. 61 00:06:01,571 --> 00:06:05,743 Seriously hot, though. He invited me to the school dance. 62 00:06:09,823 --> 00:06:10,951 What did you say? 63 00:06:11,251 --> 00:06:14,084 No, obviously. I'm going with you. 64 00:06:14,753 --> 00:06:16,456 Hey, Alex. 65 00:06:16,856 --> 00:06:18,455 I missed you in the library today. 66 00:06:21,134 --> 00:06:24,097 Yeah, I had nothing... 67 00:06:24,197 --> 00:06:27,033 I mean, yeah. I was a bit... A bit of busy... 68 00:06:27,133 --> 00:06:29,302 - Don't be a stranger. - Yeah. 69 00:06:29,766 --> 00:06:31,501 Yeah, absolutely not. 70 00:06:33,004 --> 00:06:34,107 I'll see you there. 71 00:06:34,207 --> 00:06:35,942 - Hey, girls! - What did he say to you? 72 00:06:36,625 --> 00:06:39,579 - Pathetic. - She's mine for the taking. 73 00:06:39,679 --> 00:06:43,248 You're lucky she didn't trip over your tongue dragging halfway across the ground. 74 00:06:43,348 --> 00:06:46,319 Whoa. Okay. All right. 75 00:06:46,419 --> 00:06:49,355 Well, give me some tips then, if you are so clever. 76 00:06:49,455 --> 00:06:53,659 How do I go about seducing a woman who is apparently out of my league? 77 00:06:53,759 --> 00:06:55,926 - Is that a serious question? - Yeah, absolutely. 78 00:06:57,128 --> 00:07:02,634 Well, you're at a disadvantage being a... you know, virgin. 79 00:07:02,734 --> 00:07:05,772 No, no, no, all right? We can work with that. 80 00:07:05,872 --> 00:07:08,007 First you have to be cool. Ignore her. 81 00:07:08,107 --> 00:07:11,444 - Act like you could take it or leave it. - You see, that I've had practice at. 82 00:07:11,544 --> 00:07:15,974 Second, you have to make her feel like you've seen something in her no one else has. 83 00:07:16,074 --> 00:07:18,418 Like her soul. 84 00:07:18,518 --> 00:07:20,753 - While also ignoring her? - Yes. 85 00:07:21,701 --> 00:07:26,191 - Okay, and what happened to the sex? - This is about the sex! 86 00:07:26,418 --> 00:07:30,227 - God! You're so fucked up. - You have no idea. 87 00:07:35,267 --> 00:07:38,750 She wants me to take her to the dance. 88 00:07:39,251 --> 00:07:42,406 - Really? - Yeah, imagine. 89 00:07:44,277 --> 00:07:45,865 Take her, 90 00:07:46,165 --> 00:07:48,328 if it means that much to you. 91 00:07:52,150 --> 00:07:54,849 Come on. You'd have no one to go with. 92 00:07:55,688 --> 00:07:59,718 I got asked by the fittest guy in our year, Alex. I think I'm fine. 93 00:08:00,493 --> 00:08:05,297 What, so actually this is quite convenient for you. 94 00:08:05,922 --> 00:08:07,564 Yeah. 95 00:08:10,469 --> 00:08:13,538 All right. Well, yeah, I'll go ask her then. 96 00:08:14,149 --> 00:08:15,605 Go for it. 97 00:08:17,942 --> 00:08:19,709 Okay. Fine, I will. 98 00:08:21,880 --> 00:08:23,981 - Bethany? Bethany, hi. - Hey. 99 00:08:25,794 --> 00:08:27,250 Yeah! 100 00:08:43,935 --> 00:08:46,042 Your face is annoying me. 101 00:08:48,071 --> 00:08:51,548 Come on. I've got news. 102 00:08:52,282 --> 00:08:53,286 Me, too. 103 00:08:53,846 --> 00:08:57,314 I need to concentrate so I can pass my exams and get a life. 104 00:09:25,717 --> 00:09:26,910 Not Bethany! 105 00:09:28,857 --> 00:09:29,697 Fuck! 106 00:09:30,550 --> 00:09:34,653 Right, Rosie Dunne, get yourself down to the headmaster's office. 107 00:09:34,753 --> 00:09:38,691 No, no, no, it was my fault, Mr. Simpson. I had something I needed to tell her. 108 00:09:38,791 --> 00:09:41,892 So I see, Alex. Congratulations. 109 00:09:45,363 --> 00:09:47,404 Yes, Alex! 110 00:10:19,197 --> 00:10:22,999 I know we're not officially talking, but I need help with my tie. 111 00:10:26,805 --> 00:10:29,375 For a minute there, I thought you might be in love with me or something. 112 00:10:29,475 --> 00:10:34,747 Alex, you will forever be the boy who wiped bogeys on my favorite party dress, okay? 113 00:10:34,847 --> 00:10:37,450 - Don't flatter yourself. - Good. 114 00:10:37,550 --> 00:10:40,753 I know boy-girl friendships can be quite complicated sometimes, 115 00:10:40,853 --> 00:10:44,354 but you know I'm always here if you need to talk. 116 00:10:47,258 --> 00:10:49,260 What do you think? 117 00:10:49,360 --> 00:10:52,695 Boobs au naturel or pushed up? 118 00:10:53,557 --> 00:10:56,599 In? Or out? 119 00:10:58,803 --> 00:11:00,419 Well... 120 00:11:01,219 --> 00:11:05,424 I mean, it depends. Is it for dancing, or is it... 121 00:11:08,379 --> 00:11:10,299 Who knows? 122 00:11:11,516 --> 00:11:13,586 So, where is this tool meant to be meeting you? 123 00:11:13,686 --> 00:11:17,522 You're so rude! I think at the front. 124 00:11:20,316 --> 00:11:22,058 Hey, gorgeous. 125 00:11:26,846 --> 00:11:28,433 See ya! 126 00:11:30,434 --> 00:11:31,368 Wanker. 127 00:12:25,111 --> 00:12:26,979 Okay. 128 00:12:29,727 --> 00:12:31,428 Fuck! 129 00:12:37,235 --> 00:12:38,941 Oh, just... 130 00:12:41,473 --> 00:12:44,577 - You have done this before? - Yeah. Haven't you? 131 00:12:44,677 --> 00:12:46,747 It's like brushing my teeth. 132 00:12:47,012 --> 00:12:48,745 Bollocks! 133 00:12:50,983 --> 00:12:53,352 - That's... Look, let me help you... - No, leave it! 134 00:12:53,452 --> 00:12:58,324 Okay, I've got it. Fuck! Okay, quick! Quick, okay. 135 00:12:58,424 --> 00:13:00,757 Here we go! Okay, quick! 136 00:13:09,500 --> 00:13:11,363 Sweet Jesus! 137 00:13:20,956 --> 00:13:24,881 - Wow. - I know. I know. 138 00:13:32,991 --> 00:13:34,193 Okay. 139 00:13:34,493 --> 00:13:37,624 - Where is it? - What? 140 00:13:37,996 --> 00:13:39,550 The thing. 141 00:13:39,950 --> 00:13:41,303 I don't know. 142 00:13:41,403 --> 00:13:43,708 Seriously, Greg, where is it? 143 00:13:44,118 --> 00:13:45,538 You had it! 144 00:13:45,738 --> 00:13:48,337 Look, it can't have just disappeared! 145 00:13:51,242 --> 00:13:54,710 Oh, God! Oh, shit! 146 00:13:55,610 --> 00:13:57,738 Aserejé ja de jé 147 00:13:57,838 --> 00:14:00,921 De jebe tu de jebere sebiunouva majavi 148 00:14:01,021 --> 00:14:03,266 An de bugui an de buididipí 149 00:14:03,366 --> 00:14:05,609 Aserejé ja de jé 150 00:14:05,709 --> 00:14:08,619 De jebe tu de jebere sebiunouva majavi 151 00:14:08,719 --> 00:14:10,590 An de bugui an de buididipí 152 00:14:13,164 --> 00:14:15,898 Rosie? Have you found it? 153 00:14:16,767 --> 00:14:18,265 Do you want me to have a look for you? 154 00:14:18,765 --> 00:14:20,220 Really? 155 00:14:20,320 --> 00:14:22,983 - Yeah, go on all fours. - Bugger off! 156 00:14:30,348 --> 00:14:31,917 - Rosie! - Alex! Thank God! Where are you? 157 00:14:32,017 --> 00:14:34,391 - I'm on my way out! - No, wait, you've got to help me, 158 00:14:34,491 --> 00:14:36,856 - there's been an accident! - Christ, what? 159 00:14:36,956 --> 00:14:38,758 No, no, no, sorry, no, that's what I meant. Everything's fine. 160 00:14:38,858 --> 00:14:40,026 Jesus, you scared me! 161 00:14:40,126 --> 00:14:43,295 I mean, there was an accident, with the thingy with Greg, you know? 162 00:14:43,395 --> 00:14:45,303 Well, that happens, Rosie! 163 00:14:45,403 --> 00:14:48,385 No, no, Alex. Something that I need to figure out right now, Alex. 164 00:14:48,485 --> 00:14:51,671 I need to get rid of it. It got lost and I can't find it and I don't know what to do. 165 00:14:51,771 --> 00:14:55,574 You're not making any sense, Rosie! Can we just talk about this later? 166 00:14:55,674 --> 00:14:57,343 No, Alex, please! 167 00:14:57,443 --> 00:15:00,708 Okay, you need to be really clear and really precise! 168 00:15:00,808 --> 00:15:02,245 Okay! 169 00:15:02,480 --> 00:15:07,083 The condom came off inside my vagina and at present I'm unable to locate it! 170 00:15:12,523 --> 00:15:14,791 That's way more information than I needed. 171 00:15:18,496 --> 00:15:21,293 Hi. I'm Dick. 172 00:15:22,099 --> 00:15:24,000 Of course, you are. 173 00:15:26,637 --> 00:15:28,771 Okay. 174 00:15:34,312 --> 00:15:36,679 Is it... front bottom or back? 175 00:15:37,281 --> 00:15:38,818 What do you think I am? 176 00:15:38,918 --> 00:15:42,218 Sorry. I wasn't suggesting you're a slag or anything. 177 00:15:51,696 --> 00:15:53,162 Isn't there a female nurse? 178 00:15:54,064 --> 00:15:56,633 I'm afraid I'm all you've got. 179 00:16:13,819 --> 00:16:17,487 That was one of the most embarrassing moments of my entire pathetic existence. 180 00:16:28,599 --> 00:16:30,433 You know what? 181 00:16:31,269 --> 00:16:33,138 Let's get out of here. 182 00:16:33,238 --> 00:16:35,497 Dino's should still be open. 183 00:16:37,975 --> 00:16:40,747 I was thinking more Boston, Massachusetts. 184 00:16:41,279 --> 00:16:44,503 - Oh, you think I should flee the country? - I'm serious. 185 00:16:44,603 --> 00:16:49,585 This... this place is a dead end, we've been saying it for years. 186 00:16:50,788 --> 00:16:56,325 And... my dad wants me to try for a scholarship at Harvard. 187 00:16:58,963 --> 00:17:00,329 You are serious. 188 00:17:02,533 --> 00:17:06,318 It's one of the best medical schools in the world. And... 189 00:17:07,638 --> 00:17:12,642 Boston College happens to have a really great hotel management course. 190 00:17:16,214 --> 00:17:17,981 That is what you want to do, isn't it? 191 00:17:22,486 --> 00:17:23,720 You can't! 192 00:17:24,388 --> 00:17:28,594 I mean, who'll do your washing? You'll never eat! It's ridiculous! 193 00:17:28,694 --> 00:17:31,630 They have food in America, Mom, and I'm guessing washing machines. 194 00:17:31,730 --> 00:17:35,706 It's so far away! I mean, talk to her, Dennis! 195 00:17:38,202 --> 00:17:40,305 It works for me. I mean, this is as far as I got. 196 00:17:40,405 --> 00:17:43,906 I know, but Mom's just being Mom. It would be so much fun. 197 00:17:45,209 --> 00:17:47,844 Did you ever want more, Dad? 198 00:17:49,180 --> 00:17:52,651 Do you know what your Gran's favorite phrase was? 199 00:17:52,751 --> 00:17:55,286 "Not for the likes of us." 200 00:17:55,386 --> 00:17:58,324 When you told us of your plan, it was the first thing that popped into my head. 201 00:17:58,424 --> 00:18:00,957 I could hear her voice in the room saying it. 202 00:18:02,326 --> 00:18:05,328 I don't want that voice in your head, ever. 203 00:18:06,630 --> 00:18:08,442 Here, let me. 204 00:18:15,072 --> 00:18:18,374 I want my own hotel one day. Is it crazy to think like that? 205 00:18:20,611 --> 00:18:24,413 I've been winging it with you for 18 years, pretending I was the one in charge. 206 00:18:25,783 --> 00:18:30,322 You're amazing, Rosie. There's nothing you can't do, if you put your mind to it. 207 00:18:30,422 --> 00:18:32,955 But if I go to Boston, Mom will never speak to me again. 208 00:18:33,824 --> 00:18:37,067 Well, if you don't go, I won't. 209 00:18:37,194 --> 00:18:39,128 The choice is yours. 210 00:18:40,831 --> 00:18:42,664 Dennis! 211 00:18:46,737 --> 00:18:50,273 Do me a favor. Come back and take that prick's job. 212 00:18:57,532 --> 00:18:58,481 Good evening! 213 00:19:28,579 --> 00:19:30,020 "Dear Miss Dunne, congratulations! 214 00:19:30,120 --> 00:19:32,618 We are pleased to offer you a seat at Boston University!" 215 00:19:32,718 --> 00:19:34,951 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! No way! Oh, my God! 216 00:19:51,469 --> 00:19:54,337 - Oh, hey, Clare, is Alex in? - He's tied up. 217 00:19:54,839 --> 00:19:58,574 - I can come back. - He'll be down in about three minutes? 218 00:20:00,644 --> 00:20:01,678 Cup of tea? 219 00:20:14,225 --> 00:20:17,340 Baby! Oh, baby! 220 00:20:17,440 --> 00:20:19,261 Oh, yeah. 221 00:20:22,333 --> 00:20:24,403 Yeah, baby, show me, come on, baby! 222 00:20:26,238 --> 00:20:28,304 Oh, my God, is... 223 00:20:28,806 --> 00:20:30,742 - Is that? - Bethany. 224 00:20:30,942 --> 00:20:33,937 - So, when you said he was... - Tied up. 225 00:20:34,137 --> 00:20:36,115 - You actually meant... - Tied up. 226 00:20:36,915 --> 00:20:40,916 - I should... go. - Any second now. 227 00:20:42,875 --> 00:20:45,157 - Oh, Alex. - "Oh, Alex. 228 00:20:45,257 --> 00:20:48,725 "Where did you learn to do that?" 229 00:20:53,932 --> 00:20:57,165 I know. It's so gross. 230 00:21:07,311 --> 00:21:08,845 Hello? 231 00:21:10,081 --> 00:21:13,295 Fuck! I'm coming! 232 00:21:20,124 --> 00:21:21,527 Are you supposed to smoke in here? 233 00:21:21,927 --> 00:21:24,769 My parents own the place. They want me to help out? 234 00:21:24,869 --> 00:21:27,233 I'll set the terms. What's up? 235 00:21:27,433 --> 00:21:30,238 Oh, right. I've been feeling sick like, every day. 236 00:21:30,338 --> 00:21:31,968 Maybe you could just give me a pill or something. 237 00:21:32,870 --> 00:21:34,173 - Any diarrhea? - No. 238 00:21:34,273 --> 00:21:35,307 - Fever? - No. 239 00:21:35,407 --> 00:21:36,908 - Stomach cramps? - No. 240 00:21:37,513 --> 00:21:38,841 Well, have you missed a period? 241 00:21:44,715 --> 00:21:45,748 Yeah. 242 00:21:52,723 --> 00:21:54,059 - No. - Virgin? 243 00:21:54,185 --> 00:21:58,194 - No, but I took the morning-after pill! - 90% safe. 10% is the catch. 244 00:22:02,466 --> 00:22:04,967 There's a loo here if you want to use it. 245 00:22:09,239 --> 00:22:11,442 Fuck, fuck, fuck! 246 00:22:22,419 --> 00:22:24,353 Bollocks. 247 00:22:26,809 --> 00:22:29,422 Alex, are you there? Can we meet? 248 00:22:37,267 --> 00:22:40,772 I'd love to, but Bethany's parents are taking us out to dinner at the Hazel. 249 00:22:40,972 --> 00:22:43,539 How posh is that? 250 00:24:10,294 --> 00:24:12,120 Okay. I'm sorry. 251 00:24:12,463 --> 00:24:14,198 I... I... 252 00:24:14,897 --> 00:24:16,600 I've got news. 253 00:24:16,700 --> 00:24:19,557 - Me, too. - Read it. 254 00:24:28,245 --> 00:24:30,605 Scholarship to Harvard! 255 00:24:32,049 --> 00:24:35,253 Alex, that's so great. Congratulations. 256 00:24:35,353 --> 00:24:38,257 It's unbelievable, right? 257 00:24:38,657 --> 00:24:40,885 Have you heard back from Boston College, yet? 258 00:24:42,452 --> 00:24:43,592 No. 259 00:24:45,797 --> 00:24:48,667 - Yeah, you'll get in. - What about Bethany? Have you told her? 260 00:24:49,155 --> 00:24:51,102 She'll be fine. 261 00:24:51,202 --> 00:24:54,539 She's got this... Oh, God, she's got this thing about my hair. 262 00:24:54,639 --> 00:24:56,308 - Yeah. - But she literally yanks it. 263 00:24:56,408 --> 00:24:58,774 And she pulls this funny face during sex like this... 264 00:24:59,310 --> 00:25:01,777 - I think she likes it. - Enough. Enough. 265 00:25:03,314 --> 00:25:06,117 Don't you care what she's gonna think about you rushing off like this? 266 00:25:06,563 --> 00:25:09,087 - All right, what is it? - What? 267 00:25:09,187 --> 00:25:11,468 Well, you're defending Bethany. What's wrong? 268 00:25:11,568 --> 00:25:13,122 Nothing. Nothing's wrong. 269 00:25:15,626 --> 00:25:17,599 I thought you'd be happier. 270 00:25:17,699 --> 00:25:21,132 We're on our way to Boston! Come on! Hey? 271 00:25:21,232 --> 00:25:23,034 It's great. It's great, really. 272 00:25:24,467 --> 00:25:27,488 - Well done. - What, come on, you're coming, too! 273 00:25:27,588 --> 00:25:33,006 My flight's in three days, which gives me time to get settled in before term starts. 274 00:25:33,506 --> 00:25:35,364 You need to go ahead and book your ticket. 275 00:25:35,464 --> 00:25:37,079 Sure. 276 00:25:37,181 --> 00:25:41,912 I... have got some stuff to sort first, but... 277 00:25:42,507 --> 00:25:44,216 I'll be there. 278 00:25:48,259 --> 00:25:50,462 - Don't get blown up by terrorists. - Okay. 279 00:25:50,562 --> 00:25:52,431 Or lose cabin pressure and fall out of the sky. 280 00:25:52,531 --> 00:25:54,866 - Rosie, wait, wait, wait... - Or fly into a flock of birds. I mean it! 281 00:25:54,966 --> 00:25:57,068 I can delay, if you need me to. 282 00:25:59,169 --> 00:26:01,737 No. You're getting on that plane. 283 00:26:03,273 --> 00:26:04,759 I've got you something. 284 00:26:04,859 --> 00:26:07,944 Close your eyes. Close your eyes. 285 00:26:09,146 --> 00:26:12,814 Give me your finger. Okay. Keep it there. 286 00:26:21,037 --> 00:26:22,434 North America. 287 00:27:14,211 --> 00:27:16,278 Keep in touch, okay? 288 00:27:18,801 --> 00:27:20,182 Okay. 289 00:27:22,552 --> 00:27:25,403 See you in two weeks, so... 290 00:27:32,362 --> 00:27:33,993 Boston. 291 00:27:36,563 --> 00:27:37,500 This way? 292 00:28:03,994 --> 00:28:06,831 If I'd told him, he'd never have left and his whole life would have been ruined, too. 293 00:28:06,931 --> 00:28:08,366 I mean, what's the point? 294 00:28:08,466 --> 00:28:11,069 How noble. I'd have forced the bastard to stay. 295 00:28:11,169 --> 00:28:15,139 Oh, no, no. He's not the dad. That's just some other loser. 296 00:28:15,811 --> 00:28:18,877 You are turning out to be a lot more interesting than you look. 297 00:28:18,977 --> 00:28:22,736 - Why don't you just get rid of the thing? - My parents are Catholic. 298 00:28:22,836 --> 00:28:26,481 I don't believe in all that, but I can't! 299 00:28:26,850 --> 00:28:29,220 Oh, I had it all sussed! 300 00:28:29,320 --> 00:28:33,925 Move to Boston, study, get a great job, at 27, come back and open a hotel. 301 00:28:34,025 --> 00:28:37,495 - Then get married and have kids. - Wow. A whole life in bullet points. 302 00:28:37,595 --> 00:28:40,932 Yeah, well now, it's pregnant, have sprog, full-time mother, 303 00:28:41,032 --> 00:28:44,669 wave goodbye to career, live off benefits, grow fat, lose hair. 304 00:28:44,769 --> 00:28:49,436 Yeah. You might as well just kill yourself now. I can sort the drugs. 305 00:28:50,574 --> 00:28:51,747 Look. 306 00:28:51,847 --> 00:28:56,312 There's loads of people out there that want a kid that can't have one. Give it away. 307 00:28:58,648 --> 00:29:01,149 I could still move to Boston. 308 00:29:01,920 --> 00:29:05,123 I can apply to college again, or get a job. I don't care. 309 00:29:05,223 --> 00:29:07,459 So it would all be the same, just six months later. I mean, 310 00:29:07,559 --> 00:29:09,995 I don't even need to tell Alex, I could just think of an excuse. 311 00:29:10,095 --> 00:29:12,729 Whoa. That's major denial, babe. 312 00:29:12,931 --> 00:29:14,432 Yeah. 313 00:29:14,532 --> 00:29:17,365 I just happen to think it's the way to go. 314 00:29:26,845 --> 00:29:28,713 - Who's that? - Alex. 315 00:29:28,813 --> 00:29:30,048 Have you told him yet? 316 00:29:30,148 --> 00:29:33,284 I'm sending him my arrival time in Boston. That's all he needs to know. 317 00:29:33,384 --> 00:29:36,318 All this fibbing is gonna catch up with you, girl. 318 00:29:38,923 --> 00:29:41,390 The way that thing burst out of her. 319 00:29:41,859 --> 00:29:43,867 - That might happen to you! - It might. 320 00:29:44,694 --> 00:29:47,766 Her whole belly will erupt. Blood and guts. 321 00:29:47,866 --> 00:29:51,136 And this freakish alien will leap out and bite your head off! 322 00:29:51,636 --> 00:29:54,873 Stop it, the pair of you! Pregnancy is a sacred thing! 323 00:29:55,073 --> 00:29:57,041 - It can't hear us. - Yes, it can! 324 00:29:57,141 --> 00:30:00,411 - And don't refer to it as "it." - It's a girl if you must know. 325 00:30:00,590 --> 00:30:02,400 You found out? 326 00:30:02,500 --> 00:30:04,383 I asked at the last scan. 327 00:30:04,483 --> 00:30:07,049 I thought I should tell the social worker so he can start his plans. 328 00:30:07,651 --> 00:30:09,607 A girl! 329 00:30:10,221 --> 00:30:14,556 - What about names? - No, I'll let the new parents decide. 330 00:30:15,358 --> 00:30:16,662 - Give us a peek. - Hey! 331 00:30:16,823 --> 00:30:20,498 A woman's body doesn't become public property just because she is pregnant, you know. 332 00:30:20,598 --> 00:30:21,730 Be my guest. 333 00:30:26,970 --> 00:30:29,187 Look at that! 334 00:30:30,107 --> 00:30:33,084 Oh, my God! 335 00:30:34,211 --> 00:30:36,281 She's got hiccups! 336 00:30:36,670 --> 00:30:38,213 The little thing's got hiccups! 337 00:30:38,949 --> 00:30:41,339 Oh, bless! 338 00:30:42,719 --> 00:30:44,525 Whatever. 339 00:30:56,433 --> 00:30:58,900 Baby, can you hear me? 340 00:31:03,841 --> 00:31:07,975 Try holding your breath like this. 341 00:31:15,919 --> 00:31:18,553 There you are, Katie girl! 342 00:31:22,659 --> 00:31:27,128 That's probably not going to be your name, okay? 343 00:31:33,670 --> 00:31:36,574 It's coming! Towels! Hot water! 344 00:31:36,674 --> 00:31:39,241 - Where's the midwife? - I don't know! 345 00:31:40,463 --> 00:31:42,878 Come in now! Come on! 346 00:31:43,246 --> 00:31:44,883 - Come on! - Midwife's here! 347 00:31:44,983 --> 00:31:48,850 Let's go! As quick as you like! She's just right down the hallway. 348 00:31:49,621 --> 00:31:52,754 - All right, okay, breathe, breathe! - Get out! 349 00:31:53,859 --> 00:31:56,527 Breathe, everything is going to be all right! 350 00:31:56,627 --> 00:31:59,127 - Being a girl sucks! - Yeah. 351 00:32:03,201 --> 00:32:05,325 Hello. 352 00:32:07,671 --> 00:32:09,905 That'll be the social worker. 353 00:32:11,975 --> 00:32:14,223 Would you like to hold her? 354 00:32:14,579 --> 00:32:17,252 Or should I bring her straight downstairs? 355 00:32:48,511 --> 00:32:50,345 Katie. 356 00:32:52,349 --> 00:32:55,013 Sweet little Katie. 357 00:33:22,179 --> 00:33:24,702 I promise, Katie, 358 00:33:25,483 --> 00:33:28,049 I'm going to be a good Mommy. 359 00:33:44,156 --> 00:33:45,893 Katie. 360 00:33:46,203 --> 00:33:48,014 Katie. 361 00:33:58,014 --> 00:34:00,382 It's gonna be okay. 362 00:34:02,185 --> 00:34:06,330 Please. Katie, it's gonna be okay! 363 00:34:10,994 --> 00:34:15,030 - My life's over, Dad! - Wait 'til you become a grandparent. 364 00:34:17,034 --> 00:34:19,901 Katie, Katie. 365 00:34:26,610 --> 00:34:30,949 You know, I still remember the drive back from the hospital when you were born. 366 00:34:31,049 --> 00:34:35,241 You screamed blue murder, the whole bloody journey. 367 00:34:36,319 --> 00:34:38,723 I was so scared, I jumped three red lights. 368 00:34:38,823 --> 00:34:41,357 - Lost my license. - You never told me that before. 369 00:34:43,126 --> 00:34:44,359 You weren't part of the club. 370 00:34:55,272 --> 00:34:58,777 In battle to preserve sanity, must remember following rules. 371 00:34:58,877 --> 00:35:02,344 Number one, never breast feed in a public place. 372 00:35:04,112 --> 00:35:07,983 Two, never bounce Katie on knee after feeding. 373 00:35:10,020 --> 00:35:13,220 Three, try not to cry when she cries. 374 00:35:13,857 --> 00:35:16,161 And four, the most important of all, 375 00:35:16,261 --> 00:35:19,327 never assume trouble isn't around the next corner. 376 00:35:19,596 --> 00:35:22,409 - Laters, girls. - Bye. 377 00:35:42,852 --> 00:35:44,695 Rosie? Oh, no. 378 00:35:44,895 --> 00:35:48,356 Tragic. Are you okay? 379 00:35:50,161 --> 00:35:53,762 - Tell me that's not yours! - No! 380 00:35:55,098 --> 00:35:56,735 What, you're a nanny now? 381 00:35:56,935 --> 00:35:59,712 Yeah! You know, at least it's good money. 382 00:36:00,438 --> 00:36:02,337 I thought you were going to Boston with Alex. 383 00:36:03,206 --> 00:36:07,311 Oh, no, no, no, I realized children are the only education you need. 384 00:36:08,304 --> 00:36:10,212 So, who's the dad? 385 00:36:13,684 --> 00:36:15,317 Get it off! Get it off! 386 00:36:17,154 --> 00:36:20,088 - I've got to go! - Bye, then! 387 00:36:38,775 --> 00:36:40,638 Alex. 388 00:36:41,511 --> 00:36:42,847 What are you doing here? 389 00:36:43,047 --> 00:36:45,617 Just back for the weekend. Thought I'd surprise you. 390 00:36:45,917 --> 00:36:49,320 Great! Yeah. Let's go for a coffee then. 391 00:36:49,420 --> 00:36:52,754 No, no. Let's stay here. Why don't you put the kettle on? 392 00:37:01,899 --> 00:37:05,069 - So, what have you been up to? - Oh, just this and that, you know? 393 00:37:05,169 --> 00:37:07,939 - Nice haircut by the way. - Yeah, thanks. 394 00:37:08,039 --> 00:37:11,306 - You okay? You seem stressed. - No! No! 395 00:37:11,941 --> 00:37:13,843 So, how's medicine? 396 00:37:13,943 --> 00:37:16,110 Fascinating. Yeah. 397 00:37:16,780 --> 00:37:18,482 We've just been doing obstetrics, in fact. 398 00:37:18,582 --> 00:37:20,239 Really? 399 00:37:21,484 --> 00:37:24,488 So much to learn. How do you find these breast pumps, by the way? 400 00:37:24,588 --> 00:37:27,955 - Some women don't like them. - Oh, total nightmare. 401 00:37:30,159 --> 00:37:31,828 Oh, God. 402 00:37:32,228 --> 00:37:33,678 How did you... 403 00:37:33,778 --> 00:37:35,263 Bethany. 404 00:37:36,766 --> 00:37:38,500 Fast work. 405 00:37:42,605 --> 00:37:45,015 I was gonna tell you, Alex, I promise. 406 00:37:45,115 --> 00:37:46,665 When? 407 00:37:47,544 --> 00:37:50,945 I didn't want to hold you back. 408 00:37:54,417 --> 00:37:56,954 She's had colic for months. 409 00:37:57,054 --> 00:38:00,989 My whole life is feeding, winding and nappies. 410 00:38:02,259 --> 00:38:04,607 All I can think about is poo. 411 00:38:05,061 --> 00:38:07,229 How much, when, what color. 412 00:38:08,465 --> 00:38:09,731 I hope you mean hers. 413 00:38:16,939 --> 00:38:19,006 What happened to Greg? 414 00:38:19,109 --> 00:38:23,178 He miraculously got a job in Ibiza the minute he heard. 415 00:38:33,289 --> 00:38:34,939 Can I be godfather? 416 00:38:39,162 --> 00:38:41,529 I'd love nothing more. 417 00:38:55,278 --> 00:38:58,546 I think not telling you 418 00:38:58,648 --> 00:39:01,016 was a way to keep the dream alive, you know? 419 00:39:03,386 --> 00:39:08,323 So there was at least someone out there who still saw me as Rosie. 420 00:39:09,659 --> 00:39:14,562 And not this strange, new person I've become. 421 00:40:26,403 --> 00:40:28,347 So... 422 00:40:28,447 --> 00:40:32,641 the last time I looked that depressed, I tried to hang myself with my favorite tie. 423 00:40:36,245 --> 00:40:38,680 Hi, I'm Phil. 424 00:40:40,083 --> 00:40:41,321 Alex. 425 00:40:41,421 --> 00:40:44,316 I've been sent to play fairy godmother. 426 00:40:45,388 --> 00:40:47,122 You don't look the part, mate. 427 00:40:48,291 --> 00:40:52,460 My sister's been driving me crazy. She wants to know, would you buy her a drink? 428 00:40:54,163 --> 00:40:55,953 Which one is she? 429 00:41:01,404 --> 00:41:03,282 The hot girl from class? 430 00:41:03,382 --> 00:41:07,742 Sally. The bright sunflower in the family window box. 431 00:41:09,879 --> 00:41:12,050 - Hey! - Hey! 432 00:41:12,150 --> 00:41:15,917 Everybody has been wondering why the cute British guy looks so sad. 433 00:41:17,386 --> 00:41:18,973 Sorry. 434 00:41:19,589 --> 00:41:22,526 It's time to realize you're here with us. 435 00:41:22,626 --> 00:41:25,760 And that we might be fun to be with. 436 00:41:31,034 --> 00:41:33,270 Katie! It's your first Christmas! 437 00:41:33,770 --> 00:41:35,206 I hope you got my present! 438 00:41:35,406 --> 00:41:37,775 Thanks for the book, Alex. I know she'll love it... 439 00:41:38,175 --> 00:41:39,310 - ...one day. - What is it? 440 00:41:39,410 --> 00:41:42,076 This is my new apartment. 441 00:41:42,579 --> 00:41:44,281 What's this you're doing here, darling? 442 00:41:45,040 --> 00:41:46,317 Handmade hearts. 443 00:41:46,417 --> 00:41:49,119 And here, we have my favorite Back to the Future poster. 444 00:41:49,219 --> 00:41:51,722 It would look so special in the bathroom. 445 00:41:51,922 --> 00:41:53,188 Walk to Mommy. 446 00:41:53,456 --> 00:41:55,626 - Come to me. - Good girl! 447 00:41:55,726 --> 00:41:58,960 Katie, darling, it's your fourth Christmas. 448 00:42:00,997 --> 00:42:03,164 Did, Mommy get my Christmas card? 449 00:42:08,437 --> 00:42:09,473 Really? 450 00:42:09,573 --> 00:42:14,511 Thanks for Katie's present. She wants me to tell you she can cycle and count to five. 451 00:42:14,611 --> 00:42:18,078 ...three, four, five! 452 00:42:18,448 --> 00:42:22,520 Me, I've got a job and finally moved out of Mom and Dad's. 453 00:42:22,620 --> 00:42:25,323 Miss Dunne! Welcome back to the hotel! 454 00:42:25,423 --> 00:42:27,525 I believe it's the penthouse suite for you? 455 00:42:27,625 --> 00:42:29,757 That's right, thanks. 456 00:43:15,137 --> 00:43:18,005 Mommy, Mommy! It's the first day of school! 457 00:43:21,611 --> 00:43:24,348 I heard some beds 458 00:43:24,448 --> 00:43:26,784 were being stolen recently. 459 00:43:26,884 --> 00:43:29,387 - Isn't that strange? - Yes, Mommy. 460 00:43:29,487 --> 00:43:32,620 This way, no one can come in and steal ours. 461 00:43:35,524 --> 00:43:37,058 Are you my daddy? 462 00:43:37,760 --> 00:43:41,796 No! No, he's just a nice man that's helping Mommy out a bit, that's all. 463 00:43:46,036 --> 00:43:47,071 - Damn! - What? 464 00:43:47,171 --> 00:43:49,103 It's the wrong key! 465 00:44:00,751 --> 00:44:02,317 - My head! - Come on, whinger! 466 00:44:05,354 --> 00:44:06,990 Over there! Over there! 467 00:44:07,090 --> 00:44:09,626 - Come on, keep going. - Quick, quick, Mommy! 468 00:44:09,826 --> 00:44:11,459 Excuse me. 469 00:44:14,363 --> 00:44:17,235 - Love you. - Love you, too. 470 00:44:23,272 --> 00:44:25,443 You dreamt you were an inanimate object? 471 00:44:25,543 --> 00:44:29,947 Yeah, I mean, come on. An arrow flying through the air! That's pretty cool. 472 00:44:30,347 --> 00:44:33,584 I don't understand. How can you be a thing? 473 00:44:33,684 --> 00:44:36,387 I don't know. I've always had dreams like that. 474 00:44:37,287 --> 00:44:39,721 It sounds to me like self-esteem issues, sweetie. 475 00:44:40,256 --> 00:44:41,870 You may need to talk to someone. 476 00:44:45,128 --> 00:44:49,032 You know, there are razor hairs in the bathroom, again today. 477 00:44:49,132 --> 00:44:52,503 - Really? - You know it gives me allergies. 478 00:44:52,803 --> 00:44:55,205 Next time you have one of your weird dreams, 479 00:44:55,305 --> 00:45:01,208 maybe you should dream you're something useful like a vacuum cleaner. 480 00:45:01,811 --> 00:45:05,049 - We have a cleaning lady. - What do you want? 481 00:45:05,149 --> 00:45:07,782 For her to think we're a pair of fuck-ups? 482 00:45:08,117 --> 00:45:10,219 That's exactly what we are. 483 00:45:24,634 --> 00:45:27,283 - You okay? - I've got sand in my eyes. 484 00:45:28,271 --> 00:45:30,405 Look at Mommy! 485 00:45:38,715 --> 00:45:40,782 I dreamt I was an arrow. 486 00:45:41,382 --> 00:45:45,431 The little metal bit right at the tip of an arrow, whizzing through the air. 487 00:46:10,479 --> 00:46:12,658 What have you told the poor brat? Are you coming home for dad? 488 00:46:12,758 --> 00:46:15,886 No! Just that he sent me a ticket. I've got no expectations. 489 00:46:15,986 --> 00:46:17,888 Well, good, because he's got a girlfriend. 490 00:46:17,988 --> 00:46:20,491 Although you know it's funny, her name didn't come up once. 491 00:46:20,591 --> 00:46:24,394 Yeah, well, Katie's mature enough to know that when it comes to men, it doesn't matter. 492 00:46:24,494 --> 00:46:26,731 Yeah, well, Katie also knows that something must have triggered 493 00:46:26,831 --> 00:46:29,115 his sudden enthusiasm to see her mom, who, by the way, 494 00:46:29,215 --> 00:46:32,634 knows him better than anyone, and is clearly the best person to judge! 495 00:46:33,469 --> 00:46:35,102 Oh, and... 496 00:46:57,853 --> 00:47:00,962 All right! Good to see you! 497 00:47:02,364 --> 00:47:06,656 - So, tired? Hungry? - No. Why? 498 00:47:23,419 --> 00:47:25,252 Come on. 499 00:47:27,323 --> 00:47:29,002 Do you want another? 500 00:47:29,725 --> 00:47:32,359 - Yeah. - All right. I'll be back, okay? 501 00:47:35,056 --> 00:47:37,751 So, you're new here. 502 00:47:38,376 --> 00:47:41,138 - I'm Jonathan. - Rosie. 503 00:47:41,238 --> 00:47:44,173 Rosie? So what do you do, Rosie? 504 00:47:44,573 --> 00:47:45,743 I'm a mom! 505 00:47:46,043 --> 00:47:50,845 Is that some kind of, performance thing? You're a drama major? 506 00:47:51,714 --> 00:47:54,715 I'm a mother of a 5-year-old girl! 507 00:47:55,584 --> 00:47:58,052 Cool! Cool! 508 00:47:59,656 --> 00:48:04,325 Can I get you a drink or something? 509 00:48:06,429 --> 00:48:08,195 A gin and tonic. 510 00:48:09,265 --> 00:48:11,435 - Cell? Car keys? - Oh, dude. Come on. 511 00:48:11,535 --> 00:48:14,117 - Guys, guys, guys, no, no, no! - It's happening. 512 00:48:14,218 --> 00:48:15,939 - It's gonna happen! - Come on, come on! Come on! Please! 513 00:48:16,039 --> 00:48:19,040 - One, two, three! - Okay, okay! Rosie, Rosie, come on... 514 00:48:27,821 --> 00:48:31,152 - Give me a hand. - All right. 515 00:48:34,824 --> 00:48:37,091 Come on. Come on! I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 516 00:48:40,164 --> 00:48:42,130 You're looking way too hot right now, Rosie. 517 00:48:48,571 --> 00:48:51,740 Come on, all right, okay. If you want it like that. 518 00:48:51,840 --> 00:48:53,508 No, no, no! 519 00:49:01,385 --> 00:49:02,984 Bananas? 520 00:49:07,690 --> 00:49:09,557 - Any good? - No, it's sort of... 521 00:49:12,928 --> 00:49:14,429 Catch. 522 00:49:15,831 --> 00:49:17,364 All right. 523 00:49:18,935 --> 00:49:21,976 "You will live a long and happy life." 524 00:49:22,076 --> 00:49:23,371 - Sweet. - Oh, can I switch? 525 00:49:24,407 --> 00:49:26,110 - 'Cause you prefer mine? - I prefer it. 526 00:49:26,410 --> 00:49:30,244 I do, I do. I don't know what I'm talking about. 527 00:49:30,913 --> 00:49:33,948 Well, you do go here, so you probably should know what you're talking about. 528 00:49:40,723 --> 00:49:44,258 Strange to think that I could have lived here and been part of it. 529 00:49:45,428 --> 00:49:48,796 But I don't regret Katie, you know? 530 00:49:49,531 --> 00:49:52,285 I mean, how could I? 531 00:49:52,635 --> 00:49:56,611 She's... she's the most amazing kid. 532 00:50:01,777 --> 00:50:04,311 The weird thing is that... 533 00:50:05,982 --> 00:50:09,116 she reminds me more of you than Greg. 534 00:50:10,352 --> 00:50:13,053 That's probably just 'cause I love her. 535 00:50:29,404 --> 00:50:30,538 We should go. 536 00:50:32,574 --> 00:50:34,426 Yeah. 537 00:50:35,378 --> 00:50:37,014 Seriously cute. 538 00:50:37,114 --> 00:50:39,316 It was a ball of fluff. 539 00:50:39,824 --> 00:50:42,087 No seriously. 540 00:50:44,353 --> 00:50:48,190 Sally. Rosie. Rosie, Sally. 541 00:50:48,290 --> 00:50:50,159 Good morning. 542 00:50:50,259 --> 00:50:51,704 Hi. 543 00:50:57,766 --> 00:51:01,772 - Wow. This should be in a museum. - Oh, it's nothing. 544 00:51:01,872 --> 00:51:05,960 Just quail egg and asparagus in filo pastry with a cream of rocket sauce. 545 00:51:06,876 --> 00:51:09,340 Well, my regular is baked beans. 546 00:51:10,881 --> 00:51:14,315 Good old British baked bean. Zero nutritional value. 547 00:51:14,850 --> 00:51:17,251 Yeah. But good on toast. 548 00:51:18,588 --> 00:51:20,522 Oh, you know I can't drink. 549 00:51:20,622 --> 00:51:24,859 Of course. But how are we going to cope without the numbing haze of alcohol? 550 00:51:26,462 --> 00:51:30,431 Why can't you drink? If that's not a rude question? 551 00:51:33,602 --> 00:51:35,271 Alex? 552 00:51:37,539 --> 00:51:38,969 What? 553 00:51:49,019 --> 00:51:50,854 Didn't... Didn't... 554 00:51:50,954 --> 00:51:53,187 Alex and I are pregnant. 555 00:51:53,622 --> 00:51:56,115 Twelve and a half weeks in. 556 00:51:59,561 --> 00:52:01,495 That's wonderful. 557 00:52:02,699 --> 00:52:06,233 Congratulations. Congratulations. 558 00:52:07,303 --> 00:52:11,708 - Alex, you didn't tell me? - No, I... Sorry, I thought I did. 559 00:52:12,108 --> 00:52:13,774 That's... 560 00:52:15,310 --> 00:52:17,481 Let me help! Shit! 561 00:52:17,581 --> 00:52:19,246 Daddy's antique table! Alex, quick! 562 00:52:19,982 --> 00:52:21,719 - Oh, bollocks. - Language, please! 563 00:52:22,119 --> 00:52:25,686 - Oh, fuck! - No! Why can't you just say fudge? 564 00:52:40,502 --> 00:52:43,079 Look what you made me do. 565 00:52:45,608 --> 00:52:48,512 It's fine. It's okay. 566 00:52:48,612 --> 00:52:52,516 We have Herb's vernissage in an hour... It's... 567 00:52:52,616 --> 00:52:55,282 Everything is gonna be fine. 568 00:53:11,967 --> 00:53:14,134 I'm so sorry. 569 00:53:15,071 --> 00:53:18,842 Sally had this planned for weeks. It's not for long, okay? I promise. 570 00:53:18,942 --> 00:53:22,045 Sweetie? Dr. Jones is by the sweet and sour prawn balls! 571 00:53:22,145 --> 00:53:24,915 - He's just... - Sweetie, not now. Okay? 572 00:53:25,015 --> 00:53:28,151 But he's a senior thoracic surgeon, Alex. 573 00:53:28,251 --> 00:53:30,953 She's right, Alex. Go on. 574 00:53:31,053 --> 00:53:32,866 Okay, let's go. Let's go. 575 00:53:35,391 --> 00:53:38,929 This image here is one of my favorites. 576 00:53:39,029 --> 00:53:41,727 How to articulate that transient moment 577 00:53:41,827 --> 00:53:46,802 when you see something through the camera's eye. 578 00:53:46,902 --> 00:53:51,275 It's a little like love at first sight. Stops you in your tracks. 579 00:53:51,375 --> 00:53:55,278 Suddenly you recognize it for exactly what it is. 580 00:53:55,378 --> 00:53:57,135 A load of bollocks. 581 00:54:02,686 --> 00:54:06,256 - Rosie! Rosie, where are you going? - Back home. 582 00:54:06,356 --> 00:54:08,058 And I mean England. This is too crazy for me, okay? 583 00:54:08,158 --> 00:54:10,060 I walked straight into the middle of something here! 584 00:54:10,160 --> 00:54:14,598 Look, it's all fine, honestly. Sally and I just needed to air some stuff! 585 00:54:14,698 --> 00:54:16,564 Oh, good, I'm glad you're fine, 'cause I'm not! 586 00:54:17,399 --> 00:54:19,569 We were out together the whole night, Alex! 587 00:54:19,669 --> 00:54:23,689 And all the while your girlfriend was at home expecting a baby! And you didn't say! 588 00:54:23,789 --> 00:54:27,044 Come on, Rosie. Nothing happened, we were just... We were just having some fun. 589 00:54:27,144 --> 00:54:30,113 That's what you got me over here for then? Just some fun? 590 00:54:30,213 --> 00:54:33,250 I wanted to see you! For Christ sake, you're my best friend! 591 00:54:33,350 --> 00:54:37,985 Or maybe you needed someone from your old life to point out the truth! 592 00:54:40,522 --> 00:54:42,826 - What truth? - You're in a mess, Alex! 593 00:54:42,926 --> 00:54:46,096 This whole situation is one big bloody giant mess! 594 00:54:46,196 --> 00:54:47,364 Me? I'm in a mess? 595 00:54:47,464 --> 00:54:49,873 - And you're in denial! - You're projecting! 596 00:54:49,973 --> 00:54:52,369 Okay, can we just stop the psychobabble here 597 00:54:52,469 --> 00:54:54,704 and just talk like English people, please! 598 00:54:54,804 --> 00:54:57,041 Fine! Fine! Fine. Fine. Look. 599 00:54:57,341 --> 00:55:01,445 I was worried you might find it hard, you know, coming here. 600 00:55:01,745 --> 00:55:05,378 - Hard? - I mean, you've had a tough time, Rosie, and... 601 00:55:05,814 --> 00:55:10,319 seeing where we live, you know, our apartment, our lifestyle, it's just... 602 00:55:10,494 --> 00:55:13,657 You thought I was jealous of you? No. 603 00:55:13,757 --> 00:55:15,548 I pity you, Alex! 604 00:55:16,162 --> 00:55:19,229 All I see is someone compensating for a crap personal life 605 00:55:19,329 --> 00:55:22,433 - by schmoozing his way up the career ladder! - Crap personal life? 606 00:55:22,633 --> 00:55:26,268 All right, let's see. Stable relationship with beautiful girlfriend, 607 00:55:26,368 --> 00:55:29,287 lots in common, a great circle of friends, a kid on the way, 608 00:55:29,387 --> 00:55:31,500 who's gonna have two parents, by the way, not one! 609 00:55:40,816 --> 00:55:43,650 - Rosie, come on, I... - Forget it, Alex! 610 00:55:44,353 --> 00:55:48,024 - Go ahead and climb your greasy pole! - You know, I will! 611 00:55:48,224 --> 00:55:51,161 Just don't come whinging to me when you realize you're empty inside. 612 00:55:51,261 --> 00:55:53,160 - No danger of that! - Good! 613 00:55:53,896 --> 00:55:56,613 - Excellent! - Fantastic! 614 00:56:18,102 --> 00:56:20,531 In a little while from now 615 00:56:20,631 --> 00:56:23,232 If I'm not feeling any less sour 616 00:56:23,332 --> 00:56:28,873 I promised myself to treat myself and visit a nearby tower 617 00:56:28,973 --> 00:56:31,605 And climbing to the top 618 00:56:31,705 --> 00:56:34,393 Will throw myself off 619 00:56:34,493 --> 00:56:37,242 In an effort to make it clear to who 620 00:56:37,342 --> 00:56:39,806 Ever what it's like when your shattered 621 00:56:39,906 --> 00:56:42,372 Left standing in the lurch 622 00:56:42,472 --> 00:56:45,525 At a church where people're saying 623 00:56:45,625 --> 00:56:48,283 "My God that's tough, she stood him up! 624 00:56:48,383 --> 00:56:51,401 No point in us remaining. 625 00:56:51,501 --> 00:56:53,931 May as well go home." 626 00:56:54,031 --> 00:56:56,703 As I did on my own 627 00:56:56,803 --> 00:57:00,967 Alone again, naturally 628 00:57:02,319 --> 00:57:07,046 It seems to me that there are more hearts broken in the world 629 00:57:07,146 --> 00:57:12,631 That can't be mended, left unattended 630 00:57:12,731 --> 00:57:15,080 What do we do? 631 00:57:15,530 --> 00:57:17,901 What do we do? 632 00:57:24,692 --> 00:57:27,432 Alone again 633 00:57:27,532 --> 00:57:29,908 Naturally 634 00:57:42,404 --> 00:57:43,941 Oh, no! 635 00:57:44,973 --> 00:57:46,440 Pleased to see me? 636 00:57:47,042 --> 00:57:48,111 What are you doing here? 637 00:57:48,211 --> 00:57:50,781 You sent me Katie's drawing! I got on the first flight I could! 638 00:57:51,181 --> 00:57:54,117 No! No, no, no! I did that on a whim, okay? 639 00:57:54,217 --> 00:57:57,420 Katie drew the picture, and it was a mistake! I never expected you to actually show up! 640 00:57:57,520 --> 00:58:01,657 That letter really made me think about my life! I wanna meet her, Rosie! I am her dad. 641 00:58:02,257 --> 00:58:03,802 Dad? 642 00:58:04,293 --> 00:58:07,328 And what precisely is it that you think qualifies you for that title? Those? 643 00:58:08,364 --> 00:58:12,002 Where were you, "Dad" when she woke up with colic every night for the first few months? 644 00:58:12,102 --> 00:58:15,771 Or cut her first tooth, or took her first steps? 645 00:58:16,173 --> 00:58:18,672 Has anyone ever told you, you have the most amazing eyes? 646 00:58:26,448 --> 00:58:30,687 Look, I'm sorry, okay? I get it, I bailed on you. I was a total creep. 647 00:58:30,787 --> 00:58:32,822 But there hasn't been a single day in the last five years 648 00:58:32,922 --> 00:58:34,691 that I haven't wondered what she's like. 649 00:58:34,791 --> 00:58:38,027 Is she like me? Did she luck out on the gene front? 650 00:58:38,127 --> 00:58:39,709 You're so full of shit! 651 00:58:46,101 --> 00:58:49,973 You have to give me a chance, Rosie! I can be different, I promise. 652 00:58:50,373 --> 00:58:53,243 Do you want me to crawl on my hands and knees? Anything, Rosie! I'm begging you! 653 00:58:53,343 --> 00:58:56,913 Get up, you idiot. If this were about me, I'd be driving you to the airport right now! 654 00:58:57,013 --> 00:58:59,215 You'd be right to. 655 00:59:01,583 --> 00:59:03,602 One chance! 656 00:59:04,687 --> 00:59:06,823 One chance, but any mess-ups and you're out. 657 00:59:07,023 --> 00:59:09,927 And you be nice! And I don't just mean average nice, I mean, 658 00:59:10,027 --> 00:59:12,896 Father Christmas-Easter Bunny-Tom-Hanks-all-rolled-into-one nice! 659 00:59:12,996 --> 00:59:14,698 - Yeah. - And you will buy her... 660 00:59:14,898 --> 00:59:17,896 the most expensive pair of shitty pink shoes that you can find! 661 00:59:19,768 --> 00:59:21,935 I'm gonna Google them right now. 662 00:59:33,548 --> 00:59:34,719 - Hi-five! - Boo! 663 01:00:09,985 --> 01:00:11,919 Wait a minute. You did what? 664 01:00:13,621 --> 01:00:18,127 Hey! This is a man who let you go to casualty on your own 665 01:00:18,227 --> 01:00:21,064 in the middle of the night, with a condom stuck up your fanny! 666 01:00:21,164 --> 01:00:23,300 He's Katie's dad. 667 01:00:23,400 --> 01:00:26,002 You should see her little face light up when he walks in the room! 668 01:00:26,102 --> 01:00:28,118 They're really bonding. 669 01:00:29,171 --> 01:00:32,042 Of course, none of that would matter if he had a crap bod. 670 01:00:32,142 --> 01:00:34,641 He's really worked on that thing. Wow. 671 01:00:35,377 --> 01:00:37,107 You're evil, Rosie Dunne. 672 01:00:39,181 --> 01:00:41,818 I just want to belong to someone, Ruby. 673 01:00:41,918 --> 01:00:44,351 I'm tired of waiting. 674 01:00:44,453 --> 01:00:46,987 And it feels good with him. 675 01:00:47,656 --> 01:00:49,423 We're a family. 676 01:01:20,790 --> 01:01:24,127 - Can you just stop jumping up and down? - I'm just checking everyone's here. 677 01:01:24,227 --> 01:01:26,829 Everyone being who, exactly? 678 01:01:26,929 --> 01:01:29,832 - How's the blushing bride? - Like a mad bunny. 679 01:01:29,932 --> 01:01:32,398 Okay. Okay. 680 01:01:36,171 --> 01:01:39,376 Don't take this the wrong way, love. But... 681 01:01:39,476 --> 01:01:44,547 if there's any part of you that isn't sure, even now, say the word. 682 01:01:44,647 --> 01:01:46,780 We'll walk straight out of here, our heads held high. 683 01:01:47,783 --> 01:01:49,049 So you like Greg, then? 684 01:01:50,385 --> 01:01:52,753 Come on. Let's get you hitched. 685 01:03:09,998 --> 01:03:11,188 Do you like this? 686 01:03:11,500 --> 01:03:14,667 - Katie, would you please? - Mom! 687 01:03:15,871 --> 01:03:17,636 Sorry. 688 01:03:36,091 --> 01:03:38,160 - Hello? - Sally... 689 01:03:38,260 --> 01:03:39,794 Rosie. 690 01:03:41,196 --> 01:03:44,532 - What can I do for you? - Is Alex there? 691 01:03:44,832 --> 01:03:46,168 Did he not tell you? 692 01:03:46,268 --> 01:03:48,905 - Tell me what? - Alex and I separated. 693 01:03:49,005 --> 01:03:51,975 - What? When? - About eight weeks ago? 694 01:03:52,075 --> 01:03:54,571 Pretty much the day of your wedding. 695 01:03:59,147 --> 01:04:02,082 - Oh, God! - What? 696 01:04:02,951 --> 01:04:05,788 - What? - I think my water just broke! 697 01:04:05,888 --> 01:04:09,058 Oh, God! Wait, wait. Are you sure? Maybe you just wet yourself. 698 01:04:09,158 --> 01:04:11,494 No, I did not wet myself! Where is Herb? 699 01:04:11,594 --> 01:04:12,995 - Herb? - Oh, God. 700 01:04:13,095 --> 01:04:15,461 - Who, the artist? - Herb! 701 01:04:15,830 --> 01:04:17,884 It's happening! The baby! 702 01:04:18,533 --> 01:04:22,397 It's coming! Herb! 703 01:05:42,951 --> 01:05:44,184 Katie! 704 01:05:48,323 --> 01:05:51,127 - Mom! You're supposed to knock! - The music! It's too loud! 705 01:05:51,227 --> 01:05:53,793 Can't hear you! The music's too loud! 706 01:05:54,763 --> 01:05:58,084 - Don't do that! - Yeah, this music needs to be felt. 707 01:05:59,401 --> 01:06:01,437 Is that lipstick you're wearing? 708 01:06:01,537 --> 01:06:04,304 Privacy, Mom! Please! 709 01:06:05,040 --> 01:06:06,599 Okay! 710 01:06:08,311 --> 01:06:09,912 Now, have you got the thermal underwear I gave you? 711 01:06:10,012 --> 01:06:13,014 - It's the Mediterranean. - What about cash? 712 01:06:13,114 --> 01:06:16,631 I've got some extra if you like. Phone chargers? Your wallet, Dad? 713 01:06:16,731 --> 01:06:19,087 Rosie, it's fine. Will you stop fussing like a mother hen? 714 01:06:19,387 --> 01:06:20,523 Yes. 715 01:06:20,723 --> 01:06:22,091 - Goodbye! - Love you. 716 01:06:22,191 --> 01:06:23,159 - Get in. - Love you. 717 01:06:23,359 --> 01:06:24,492 - Bye! - Bye! 718 01:06:25,092 --> 01:06:27,126 - Bye. - Bye. 719 01:06:29,198 --> 01:06:31,300 So my parents have sold up and gone backpacking, 720 01:06:31,400 --> 01:06:34,771 while I get to stay to stay at home nagging a 12-year-old about lipstick. 721 01:06:34,971 --> 01:06:39,005 I mean, seriously, could you find further proof of how fucked up my life is? 722 01:06:42,710 --> 01:06:43,711 Bethany? 723 01:06:43,811 --> 01:06:46,773 Rosie Dunne! You work here now? 724 01:06:47,949 --> 01:06:50,018 I just got promoted to reception. 725 01:06:50,618 --> 01:06:52,455 Congratulations! 726 01:06:52,555 --> 01:06:55,291 But you! Your success, it's... It's amazing! 727 01:06:55,991 --> 01:06:58,594 I've just flown from Morocco, tomorrow I fly out again, 728 01:06:58,694 --> 01:07:00,897 New York, Boston, Chicago, nightmare. 729 01:07:00,997 --> 01:07:03,132 - The heart bleeds. - Yeah. 730 01:07:03,232 --> 01:07:05,766 Boston? You should look up Alex. 731 01:07:05,866 --> 01:07:09,672 Really? Alex Stewart? You guys still keep in touch? 732 01:07:09,872 --> 01:07:12,775 Of course. He could do with a friendly face. 733 01:07:12,875 --> 01:07:15,583 Great! I'll get his details from you later! 734 01:07:15,877 --> 01:07:17,408 Thanks. 735 01:07:17,508 --> 01:07:21,045 Could I have some Evian sent up to my room? It's the only water I can drink. 736 01:07:21,145 --> 01:07:24,951 Three bottles. And maid service twice a day? 737 01:07:25,620 --> 01:07:27,353 Of course. 738 01:07:30,592 --> 01:07:32,559 That's how fucked-up your life is. 739 01:07:44,205 --> 01:07:45,244 Mom! 740 01:07:45,444 --> 01:07:48,908 How is Nice? Have you found some good places to eat? 741 01:07:53,949 --> 01:07:56,082 Mom, are you all right? 742 01:07:57,485 --> 01:07:59,311 I'm sorry. 743 01:08:00,021 --> 01:08:01,454 I'm... 744 01:08:05,093 --> 01:08:06,960 Mom, what is it? 745 01:08:08,296 --> 01:08:10,491 It's bad news for you. 746 01:08:11,191 --> 01:08:12,599 Mom? 747 01:08:13,835 --> 01:08:15,969 Mom, what is it? 748 01:09:13,594 --> 01:09:14,512 Hey. 749 01:09:16,164 --> 01:09:17,532 Really? 750 01:09:18,232 --> 01:09:19,843 Yeah. 751 01:09:25,774 --> 01:09:27,951 When I heard, 752 01:09:28,711 --> 01:09:31,746 the years fell away, I was... 753 01:09:31,846 --> 01:09:34,114 I was a fucked-up kid all over again. 754 01:09:36,518 --> 01:09:39,752 Hero worshipping this amazing dad you had. 755 01:09:54,369 --> 01:09:56,144 Sorry. 756 01:10:01,909 --> 01:10:04,073 I never got to say goodbye. 757 01:10:04,412 --> 01:10:07,814 Hey, come here. Come here, you. Hey. 758 01:10:15,923 --> 01:10:19,104 Hey, hey! Hands off my woman! 759 01:10:22,931 --> 01:10:26,799 I've just been chatting to your cousin. She is such a bore. 760 01:10:28,636 --> 01:10:31,904 Seriously? Are you pissed? 761 01:10:33,908 --> 01:10:36,245 I find funerals really difficult, Alex. 762 01:10:36,345 --> 01:10:39,048 'cause Rosie, I mean, she's having a great time. 763 01:10:39,248 --> 01:10:42,520 - You know what? Fuck you! - Please. 764 01:10:43,785 --> 01:10:47,357 Thanks for turning up. We both really appreciate your support. 765 01:10:47,822 --> 01:10:49,656 Let's go, come on. 766 01:11:02,737 --> 01:11:04,370 Rosie, 767 01:11:05,207 --> 01:11:09,212 you deserve someone who loves you with every beat of his heart, 768 01:11:09,612 --> 01:11:13,947 someone who'll always be there for you, and who'll love every part of you... 769 01:11:39,007 --> 01:11:41,243 Mom! I'm not going without my grey skinny jeans! 770 01:11:41,343 --> 01:11:43,510 All right! I'll get them for you! 771 01:12:02,230 --> 01:12:05,367 - "Rosie, you deserve someone who..." - Anything for me? 772 01:12:05,902 --> 01:12:08,801 Yeah, just this one. 773 01:12:12,375 --> 01:12:14,155 From Dad. 774 01:12:14,555 --> 01:12:17,792 - In France, the day before he died. - Oh, God, don't read that. 775 01:12:17,892 --> 01:12:20,513 - What? - Well, it'll upset you. 776 01:12:22,149 --> 01:12:23,883 I'm already upset. 777 01:12:24,919 --> 01:12:25,985 Right. 778 01:12:28,389 --> 01:12:30,481 Do you want me to stay? 779 01:12:32,427 --> 01:12:34,293 Funnily enough, no. 780 01:12:35,063 --> 01:12:38,097 Okay. Well, call me if you need anything, okay? 781 01:12:51,079 --> 01:12:54,447 Dear Rosie, I can't believe it. 782 01:12:54,783 --> 01:13:00,052 Here I am at last, finally walking the Mediterranean coast. 783 01:13:00,956 --> 01:13:04,527 I've lost count of the years I've waited for this moment. 784 01:13:04,627 --> 01:13:06,996 Somehow life got in the way. 785 01:13:07,096 --> 01:13:10,331 And it was all good, I don't regret a minute of it, 786 01:13:10,431 --> 01:13:13,499 but we forget our dreams at our peril. 787 01:13:13,868 --> 01:13:18,875 I know you had yours, too, and it must feel sometimes like they're gone for good. 788 01:13:18,975 --> 01:13:23,042 But I'm so proud of the woman you've become, Rosie, 789 01:13:23,344 --> 01:13:25,945 of the mother you've been to Katie. 790 01:13:26,481 --> 01:13:29,233 What I once said about you is still true, 791 01:13:29,333 --> 01:13:33,422 there's nothing you can't do if you put your mind to it. 792 01:13:33,522 --> 01:13:37,325 So keep chasing those dreams, will you, darling? 793 01:13:37,425 --> 01:13:39,286 For my sake, 794 01:13:39,642 --> 01:13:41,386 Dad. 795 01:13:52,307 --> 01:13:56,309 How can someone just not be there anymore? 796 01:14:00,114 --> 01:14:01,247 Fuck knows. 797 01:14:06,888 --> 01:14:11,725 At least he did everything he wanted. He didn't forget his dreams. 798 01:14:17,264 --> 01:14:19,765 What if I told you 799 01:14:19,867 --> 01:14:22,701 I was gonna use my share 800 01:14:23,004 --> 01:14:27,640 of the money from the house and get myself a hotel? 801 01:14:28,309 --> 01:14:30,676 Somewhere simple but... 802 01:14:31,112 --> 01:14:33,379 But my own place. 803 01:14:34,315 --> 01:14:37,149 I think that would be awesome, Mom. 804 01:14:44,359 --> 01:14:48,696 Rosie, I understand that you haven't been in touch. And... 805 01:14:48,796 --> 01:14:50,893 I just need to know one thing. 806 01:14:53,100 --> 01:14:55,229 Are you happy with him? 807 01:14:58,740 --> 01:15:02,344 There's not much I got right in my life, but this family, 808 01:15:02,444 --> 01:15:04,781 somehow we're making it work. 809 01:15:04,881 --> 01:15:08,363 So I guess the one word answer to your question should be, 810 01:15:09,116 --> 01:15:10,683 "Yes." 811 01:15:18,593 --> 01:15:20,162 - Hey! - Hi. 812 01:15:20,262 --> 01:15:22,465 So look at this. The Sweetlands Hotel. 813 01:15:22,565 --> 01:15:24,611 That's where we had our end of school dance! 814 01:15:24,711 --> 01:15:27,770 They just joined our group. I mean, I was just checking for discounts, 815 01:15:27,870 --> 01:15:30,369 and I found this booking... 816 01:15:31,305 --> 01:15:35,811 That's Greg's name! The bridal suite, for this weekend! 817 01:15:35,911 --> 01:15:38,314 He's already up there on business. 818 01:15:38,414 --> 01:15:42,285 Do you think... For our anniversary? 819 01:15:45,286 --> 01:15:46,896 It's him. 820 01:15:50,124 --> 01:15:51,293 Hey! 821 01:15:51,393 --> 01:15:55,864 Hey, gorgeous. Listen, I'm gonna have to stay here a few extra nights, 822 01:15:55,964 --> 01:15:58,700 the guys need me to check out some more venues. 823 01:15:58,800 --> 01:16:00,391 Can you take Katie and go to your mom's, 824 01:16:00,491 --> 01:16:03,336 and then I can swing by on Sunday and pick you up? 825 01:16:04,772 --> 01:16:06,270 Babe? 826 01:16:07,274 --> 01:16:08,808 Fine. 827 01:16:09,010 --> 01:16:11,176 Cool, see you later, then. 828 01:16:11,412 --> 01:16:13,646 - Talk later. - Bye. 829 01:16:17,118 --> 01:16:19,160 Check the booking. 830 01:16:22,690 --> 01:16:25,088 Here it is. Bridal suite for two, 831 01:16:25,188 --> 01:16:28,093 checked in two hours ago. 832 01:16:29,396 --> 01:16:31,364 Oh, Rosie, I'm... 833 01:16:51,048 --> 01:16:53,419 Rosie? What are you going to say? 834 01:17:03,030 --> 01:17:04,463 Fuck! 835 01:18:07,895 --> 01:18:09,513 "Rosie, 836 01:18:09,932 --> 01:18:13,435 "you deserve someone who loves you with every beat of his heart. 837 01:18:13,535 --> 01:18:15,905 "Someone who will always be there for you, 838 01:18:16,005 --> 01:18:19,107 "and who will love every part of you, especially your flaws. 839 01:18:19,207 --> 01:18:23,753 "I know Katie needs her dad. I don't want to intrude. So if this is all wrong, 840 01:18:23,853 --> 01:18:26,912 "just ignore it and I promise I'll never broach the subject again. 841 01:18:28,015 --> 01:18:30,650 "Greg's not the man for you, Rosie. 842 01:18:30,985 --> 01:18:33,225 "Twice I've let you slip through my fingers. 843 01:18:33,325 --> 01:18:36,091 "Let's stop being afraid and take the chance. 844 01:18:36,191 --> 01:18:40,042 "I know now I can make you happy. Call me if you feel the same way. 845 01:18:41,128 --> 01:18:42,862 "Love, Alex." 846 01:19:28,075 --> 01:19:29,463 Bethany? 847 01:19:30,244 --> 01:19:33,379 - What are you doing there? - I live here now. I moved in. 848 01:19:34,982 --> 01:19:38,385 - Look who it is, Mr. Schnuffs! - Mr. Schnuffs? 849 01:19:38,685 --> 01:19:40,319 Rosie? 850 01:19:49,561 --> 01:19:51,800 Baby, that thing we were talking about earlier. 851 01:19:51,900 --> 01:19:53,769 - Yeah. - Ask her now. 852 01:19:53,869 --> 01:19:55,380 Schnuffie... 853 01:19:59,840 --> 01:20:01,707 Bethany and me, 854 01:20:02,849 --> 01:20:05,180 We thought, why hang around, you know, 855 01:20:05,280 --> 01:20:08,615 So, she started organizing the whole thing, 856 01:20:08,715 --> 01:20:12,485 but then Phil said no, so your name came up, obviously. 857 01:20:14,155 --> 01:20:15,921 We're getting married! 858 01:20:16,992 --> 01:20:19,694 The wedding's next week. It's fast, but we need to fit it in 859 01:20:19,794 --> 01:20:23,832 before New York Fashion Week. And you have to be our best man! 860 01:20:23,932 --> 01:20:25,835 I mean, you are a girl but... Right? 861 01:20:25,935 --> 01:20:28,704 This is all because of you, Rosie. You told me to come here. 862 01:20:28,804 --> 01:20:32,204 It wouldn't have happened if it wasn't for you. Thank you. 863 01:20:36,210 --> 01:20:38,680 It is so great having you as a friend. 864 01:20:38,780 --> 01:20:41,383 I mean, every time something goes wrong in my life, all I got to do is look at yours 865 01:20:41,483 --> 01:20:43,901 and it puts everything into perspective. 866 01:20:44,051 --> 01:20:46,541 He proposed to her on a boat. 867 01:20:46,641 --> 01:20:50,292 It's like... It's like Kate and Leonardo in that scene on the deck. 868 01:20:50,392 --> 01:20:52,344 The Titanic. 869 01:20:53,127 --> 01:20:55,178 How appropriate. Look, 870 01:20:55,278 --> 01:20:58,700 Alex is yours, he always has been. This is just proof of ownership. 871 01:20:58,800 --> 01:21:01,202 He wrote that months ago! 872 01:21:01,302 --> 01:21:04,337 - And anyway he's my best friend! - No! 873 01:21:05,105 --> 01:21:07,840 I'm your best friend! Get it yet? 874 01:21:08,843 --> 01:21:10,476 We just keep missing each other. 875 01:21:12,279 --> 01:21:13,982 Maybe we're just not meant to be. 876 01:21:14,982 --> 01:21:17,811 Right. Let me just try and explain this in a language you might understand. 877 01:21:19,054 --> 01:21:22,591 Ship. Iceberg. Ship hits iceberg. 878 01:21:22,691 --> 01:21:26,161 Mayhem, horror, ocean of ice 879 01:21:26,261 --> 01:21:29,064 and then Alex on the last lifeboat. 880 01:21:29,364 --> 01:21:31,248 One space left. Is it Bethany? 881 01:21:32,633 --> 01:21:34,615 Or Rosie? 882 01:21:35,636 --> 01:21:37,839 Who's it going to be? 883 01:21:41,054 --> 01:21:42,444 What? You're immigrating now? 884 01:21:42,544 --> 01:21:45,410 Less time, more outfits. You're paying excess. 885 01:21:45,510 --> 01:21:46,583 What is this? A school outing? 886 01:21:46,683 --> 01:21:49,718 I couldn't leave her behind and wherever Katie goes, Toby goes. 887 01:21:49,818 --> 01:21:51,887 Oh, are you two an item now? 888 01:21:51,987 --> 01:21:53,622 - No way. We're friends. - No way. We're friends. 889 01:21:53,722 --> 01:21:56,178 God give me strength. Well, come on, we're really late. 890 01:21:56,278 --> 01:21:58,594 Relax. I hate arriving early, 891 01:21:58,694 --> 01:22:01,227 and besides, we have a five or six hour cushion on the other side. 892 01:22:09,169 --> 01:22:10,939 - Sorry, what's going on? - Volcanic ash. 893 01:22:11,039 --> 01:22:12,340 I need to go to Boston! 894 01:22:12,440 --> 01:22:15,743 I'm afraid it's a five to six hour delay. Sir, I understand... 895 01:22:15,843 --> 01:22:17,610 I think your cushion just burst. 896 01:22:26,621 --> 01:22:28,990 Slow down! I'm not wearing a sports bra! 897 01:22:29,190 --> 01:22:31,293 Okay, you guys, get your stuff! 898 01:22:31,393 --> 01:22:33,962 - Katie move it! - I'm coming, I'm coming! 899 01:22:34,062 --> 01:22:37,062 - Ruby, come on! - Mom! 900 01:22:40,067 --> 01:22:43,150 And you thought the flight was rough. You'll have to get dressed in the van! 901 01:22:43,250 --> 01:22:46,738 We are so late! 902 01:22:51,546 --> 01:22:53,982 - Excuse me? - You get everything the wrong way round over here. 903 01:22:54,082 --> 01:22:55,684 - And you are? - Ruby. 904 01:22:55,784 --> 01:22:57,919 - A pleasure to meet you, Ruby. - Likewise. 905 01:22:58,019 --> 01:23:00,935 - Will you marry me? - Yeah. 906 01:23:01,121 --> 01:23:03,676 What? That's not... That's not fair! That's not... 907 01:23:03,776 --> 01:23:06,091 It can't be that easy, it's not... 908 01:23:17,238 --> 01:23:19,541 I think she wants all the women around her to look fat. 909 01:23:19,641 --> 01:23:21,574 Well, it works. 910 01:23:35,690 --> 01:23:38,724 No, no, you don't know how hard it is. 911 01:24:00,280 --> 01:24:04,987 Final word of warning. Alex can hold his drink to an almost lethal degree, 912 01:24:05,087 --> 01:24:06,743 as I discovered on my 18th birthday, 913 01:24:06,843 --> 01:24:10,225 when he decided a night of tequila slammers was the way to go. 914 01:24:12,327 --> 01:24:14,830 Well, you know when people say that they were so drunk, 915 01:24:14,930 --> 01:24:19,000 that the whole night is a blank and you always go, "No way, not possible." 916 01:24:19,100 --> 01:24:23,001 Well, believe me, it's possible. 917 01:24:34,081 --> 01:24:36,163 Choosing a... 918 01:24:36,263 --> 01:24:40,252 Choosing the person that you want to share your life with 919 01:24:40,988 --> 01:24:44,333 is one of the most important decisions 920 01:24:44,433 --> 01:24:46,625 any of us makes, 921 01:24:47,127 --> 01:24:48,692 ever. 922 01:24:50,164 --> 01:24:55,033 Because when it's wrong, it turns your life to grey. 923 01:24:55,169 --> 01:24:59,841 And sometimes... sometimes you don't even notice 924 01:24:59,941 --> 01:25:04,843 until you wake up one morning and realize years have gone by. 925 01:25:06,113 --> 01:25:08,059 We both know about that one, Alex. 926 01:25:10,718 --> 01:25:13,217 Your friendship has brought 927 01:25:13,317 --> 01:25:16,041 glorious Technicolor to my life. 928 01:25:16,323 --> 01:25:19,393 It's been there even in the darkest of times. 929 01:25:19,493 --> 01:25:23,128 And I am the luckiest person alive for that gift. 930 01:25:25,332 --> 01:25:27,266 I hope I didn't take it for granted. 931 01:25:28,202 --> 01:25:32,874 I think maybe I did. Because sometimes you don't see 932 01:25:32,974 --> 01:25:36,608 that the best thing that's ever happened to you is sitting there, 933 01:25:36,708 --> 01:25:38,880 right under your nose. 934 01:25:39,913 --> 01:25:42,380 But that's fine, too. 935 01:25:42,883 --> 01:25:44,860 It really is. 936 01:25:45,185 --> 01:25:47,835 Because I've realized that... 937 01:25:49,389 --> 01:25:51,856 no matter where you are 938 01:25:52,659 --> 01:25:56,694 or what you're doing, or who you're with, 939 01:25:57,831 --> 01:26:00,347 I will always 940 01:26:01,034 --> 01:26:03,067 honestly, 941 01:26:03,167 --> 01:26:06,860 truly, completely 942 01:26:06,960 --> 01:26:08,754 love you. 943 01:26:24,725 --> 01:26:29,329 Like a sister loves a brother 944 01:26:29,429 --> 01:26:32,164 and a friend loves a friend. 945 01:26:33,767 --> 01:26:37,269 I'll always stand guard over your dreams, Alex. 946 01:26:37,504 --> 01:26:41,940 No matter how weird or twisted they get. 947 01:26:46,413 --> 01:26:49,483 So, please, everybody, 948 01:26:49,583 --> 01:26:51,586 join me in a toast. 949 01:26:51,686 --> 01:26:54,617 To the bride and groom. 950 01:26:55,222 --> 01:26:58,056 To the bride and groom! 951 01:27:07,568 --> 01:27:11,873 - Come on, show me what you've got! - No, please! Well, okay then! Ready? 952 01:27:11,973 --> 01:27:14,406 Here we go. You like it? 953 01:27:53,981 --> 01:27:56,714 Baby, what's up? 954 01:28:03,023 --> 01:28:04,802 Katie? 955 01:28:06,760 --> 01:28:08,827 - Katie just... - She just went through here. 956 01:28:09,663 --> 01:28:11,548 Katie? 957 01:28:11,648 --> 01:28:13,432 Mom? 958 01:28:14,602 --> 01:28:16,943 What are you doing out here? 959 01:28:22,342 --> 01:28:24,411 Toby kissed me, Mom. 960 01:28:26,313 --> 01:28:28,761 Is that such a bad thing? 961 01:28:29,249 --> 01:28:30,341 Of course it is. 962 01:28:32,252 --> 01:28:34,256 Hey. Look, I... 963 01:28:34,356 --> 01:28:37,517 I was watching you two tonight. You're good together. 964 01:28:37,991 --> 01:28:39,827 You're a team. 965 01:28:39,927 --> 01:28:44,563 Don't you get it? It would be like you two kissing or something. 966 01:28:44,999 --> 01:28:47,432 I'll just tell him to forget the whole thing. 967 01:28:50,003 --> 01:28:52,020 Katie that... 968 01:28:52,439 --> 01:28:54,501 That would be a big mistake. 969 01:28:55,175 --> 01:28:59,581 Look, if you reject him now, he's gonna make it his life's mission to go out there 970 01:28:59,681 --> 01:29:03,682 and meet the most perfect, beautiful girl in the world just to try and get over you. 971 01:29:05,886 --> 01:29:08,590 And he'll end up marrying this other woman 972 01:29:08,690 --> 01:29:11,559 and spending the rest of his life with her. 973 01:29:11,659 --> 01:29:15,327 And you know, he'll tell himself that she's perfect and... 974 01:29:17,997 --> 01:29:20,432 He really must be happy, 975 01:29:22,302 --> 01:29:25,337 but she won't be you, you know? 976 01:29:25,872 --> 01:29:28,809 But you two never actually kissed? 977 01:29:28,909 --> 01:29:30,475 - Did you? - Of course not. 978 01:29:35,515 --> 01:29:38,553 - Katie? - Toby! 979 01:29:38,853 --> 01:29:43,087 I'm really sorry. Let's just pretend it never happened... 980 01:29:50,864 --> 01:29:52,731 Alex? 981 01:29:58,238 --> 01:30:03,408 I only realized, tonight that you forgot. 982 01:30:06,713 --> 01:30:08,583 Your 18th birthday, 983 01:30:08,683 --> 01:30:12,751 about five tequila slammers in, I think, 984 01:30:14,321 --> 01:30:16,492 before you... 985 01:30:16,692 --> 01:30:18,827 fell off the stool... 986 01:30:22,429 --> 01:30:25,464 So that's why you took Bethany to the dance. 987 01:30:30,904 --> 01:30:33,171 And you went with Greg. 988 01:30:39,646 --> 01:30:42,282 Well, bye. 989 01:30:42,942 --> 01:30:44,297 Okay. 990 01:31:40,840 --> 01:31:43,331 Cheers! 991 01:31:48,281 --> 01:31:50,248 It's so nice. 992 01:31:50,717 --> 01:31:54,453 Your own hotel, darling. Your father would be so proud of you. 993 01:32:09,102 --> 01:32:12,371 Babe! Babe! We've got a visitor! 994 01:32:22,682 --> 01:32:24,127 Do you have a room? 995 01:32:25,218 --> 01:32:29,420 - Yes, of course. - A single, for one night. 996 01:32:31,625 --> 01:32:35,093 Welcome! You are our first guest. 997 01:32:46,072 --> 01:32:48,340 Have we met before? 998 01:32:50,744 --> 01:32:55,347 The condom came off inside my vagina and at present I'm unable to locate it! 999 01:32:58,852 --> 01:33:00,229 I don't think so. 1000 01:33:00,855 --> 01:33:03,424 Ruby, would you please see our guest upstairs to his room? 1001 01:33:03,524 --> 01:33:06,191 - Of course. - And free champagne! 1002 01:33:06,693 --> 01:33:09,227 All right, follow me and then... 1003 01:33:10,964 --> 01:33:15,102 Yeah, a brand new bed, and... It's massive and you get to see the sea. 1004 01:33:15,202 --> 01:33:18,803 And it's... It's really pretty. You'll love it. You'll love it. 1005 01:33:49,735 --> 01:33:50,691 Hi. 1006 01:33:51,738 --> 01:33:53,571 Hi. 1007 01:34:04,617 --> 01:34:06,153 Hey, guys! 1008 01:34:06,253 --> 01:34:07,788 - No, I want to see him! - Come on, out. No, out. 1009 01:34:07,888 --> 01:34:10,656 - I said out! Come on, out, out, out! - No, but I... 1010 01:34:16,930 --> 01:34:20,232 So, I... I guess I need a room. 1011 01:34:21,334 --> 01:34:23,301 Any baggage? 1012 01:34:24,337 --> 01:34:25,955 No. 1013 01:34:26,906 --> 01:34:28,240 I left it behind. 1014 01:34:29,609 --> 01:34:30,842 So your wife... 1015 01:34:31,945 --> 01:34:33,587 Won't be joining me. 1016 01:34:36,383 --> 01:34:39,059 We both knew it wasn't right. 1017 01:34:42,222 --> 01:34:46,758 Sea view or garden view? I... recommend the sea. 1018 01:34:50,396 --> 01:34:52,130 Sea it is. 1019 01:34:54,033 --> 01:34:57,501 One room with sea view. 1020 01:34:57,704 --> 01:35:02,510 Ruby would you mind showing our guest upstairs to his room, please? 1021 01:35:02,610 --> 01:35:06,845 Sorry, chief, but I'm really busy doing the files right now. 1022 01:35:10,784 --> 01:35:13,418 Please, follow me. 1023 01:35:18,825 --> 01:35:22,830 So, I had this weird dream on the plane over... 1024 01:35:22,930 --> 01:35:25,232 Let me guess, you were a clip on the seatbelts? 1025 01:35:25,332 --> 01:35:29,485 No, I know, you were a valve in those annoying fans that blow cold air on you? 1026 01:35:29,585 --> 01:35:31,645 I can never turn those things off. 1027 01:35:36,142 --> 01:35:37,809 No. 1028 01:35:40,280 --> 01:35:42,013 No. 1029 01:35:45,084 --> 01:35:47,418 I was me. 1030 01:35:48,321 --> 01:35:51,489 And you were you, 1031 01:35:52,626 --> 01:35:56,247 standing where you are right now, perfect. 1032 01:35:59,599 --> 01:36:04,135 And I took you in my arms, in a manly kind of way. 1033 01:36:05,339 --> 01:36:07,105 Like this. 1034 01:36:07,740 --> 01:36:09,707 And said, 1035 01:36:12,245 --> 01:36:16,548 "Rosie Dunne, can I take you to the dance?" 1036 01:36:20,653 --> 01:36:22,867 Better late than never. 1037 01:36:23,305 --> 01:37:23,382 Please rate this subtitle at www.osdb.link/d9e9 Help other users to choose the best subtitles