1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 2 00:01:38,440 --> 00:01:42,239 Hey, Michelle, do you know how to make a hard-boiled egg? 3 00:01:42,240 --> 00:01:45,305 Boil it until it's hard? 4 00:05:04,800 --> 00:05:07,479 Yeah, honey. 5 00:05:07,480 --> 00:05:09,159 What are you doing? 6 00:05:09,160 --> 00:05:10,679 Eating dinner? 7 00:05:10,680 --> 00:05:13,799 That's breakfast is what that is. 8 00:05:13,800 --> 00:05:16,119 Oh, my God, you look disgusting. 9 00:05:16,120 --> 00:05:17,839 Be quiet! 10 00:05:17,840 --> 00:05:19,279 Don't pick on your brother, Michelle Ann. 11 00:05:19,280 --> 00:05:21,039 He almost really hurt himself. 12 00:05:21,040 --> 00:05:23,199 Yeah, microwaving an egg. 13 00:05:23,200 --> 00:05:25,639 Now we can't go to Ocean City! 14 00:05:25,640 --> 00:05:27,559 You bet your bippy we can. 15 00:05:27,560 --> 00:05:29,719 But I'll look gross! 16 00:05:29,720 --> 00:05:31,919 Dr Miller says if you keep that cream spread 17 00:05:31,920 --> 00:05:34,519 on your face overnight you'll be in great shape tomorrow morning. 18 00:05:34,520 --> 00:05:36,199 - No, I won't. - Sure you will. 19 00:05:36,200 --> 00:05:39,399 You're already looking better! 20 00:05:41,640 --> 00:05:43,839 We're counting down the hits, 21 00:05:43,840 --> 00:05:46,159 the 40 biggest from the official Billboard charts. 22 00:05:46,160 --> 00:05:48,639 I'm Casey Kasem, this is America's Top 40. 23 00:05:48,640 --> 00:05:50,759 This family is so embarrassing. 24 00:05:50,760 --> 00:05:53,359 This'll save us having to buy a whole tank of gas! 25 00:05:53,360 --> 00:05:54,919 I just have to go on duty 26 00:05:54,920 --> 00:05:56,639 if we come across an accident 27 00:05:56,640 --> 00:05:58,399 or a broken down car along the way. 28 00:05:58,400 --> 00:06:01,039 - You guys are so cheap! - No, we're not! 29 00:06:01,040 --> 00:06:02,519 I don't see you writing any checks 30 00:06:02,520 --> 00:06:04,185 when it's time to pay the bills. 31 00:06:07,720 --> 00:06:10,519 You get into the stupidest things. 32 00:06:10,520 --> 00:06:12,519 Shove it. 33 00:06:12,520 --> 00:06:14,679 Must be not nice to not have any friends. 34 00:06:14,680 --> 00:06:18,348 Must be not nice to be so not nice. 35 00:06:20,160 --> 00:06:23,039 ♪ American Top Forty ♪♪ 36 00:06:23,040 --> 00:06:25,479 Now, we're up to our Long Distance Dedication. 37 00:06:25,480 --> 00:06:28,039 And this is from a young man in Louisiana 38 00:06:28,040 --> 00:06:30,519 who had been troubled by a feeling of guilt- 39 00:06:30,520 --> 00:06:32,359 Mom, turn it up! 40 00:06:32,360 --> 00:06:34,319 He writes, "Dear Casey, my name is Patrick. 41 00:06:34,320 --> 00:06:36,839 "I'm 19 years old and live in Cheena, Louisiana. 42 00:06:36,840 --> 00:06:40,439 "My Long Distance Dedication goes out to my younger brother Jeffrey, 43 00:06:40,440 --> 00:06:42,479 "who is 17 years old. 44 00:06:42,480 --> 00:06:44,279 "Two years ago, 45 00:06:44,280 --> 00:06:46,439 "Jeff was injured in a swimming accident. 46 00:06:46,440 --> 00:06:48,599 "He and I had gone to a creek near our home. 47 00:06:48,600 --> 00:06:51,359 "I dove in, and Jeff dove in after me. 48 00:06:51,360 --> 00:06:54,159 "He was very overweight, about five-foot-six, 49 00:06:54,160 --> 00:06:56,319 "weighing 235 pounds. 50 00:06:56,320 --> 00:06:58,519 "His dive was short 51 00:06:58,520 --> 00:07:00,519 "and he hit a clay bank under the water and broke his neck, 52 00:07:00,520 --> 00:07:02,479 "paralyzing him from the neck down. 53 00:07:02,480 --> 00:07:05,839 "For nearly two weeks, I blamed myself for this, 54 00:07:05,840 --> 00:07:08,159 "but my family and Jeff helped me understand 55 00:07:08,160 --> 00:07:09,959 "it wasn't my fault. 56 00:07:09,960 --> 00:07:11,919 "In '84, both Jeff and myself 57 00:07:11,920 --> 00:07:13,599 "were away from home at Christmas. 58 00:07:13,600 --> 00:07:15,599 "Jeff was in San Francisco, 59 00:07:15,600 --> 00:07:17,799 "at the Shriner's Crippled Children's Hospital. 60 00:07:17,800 --> 00:07:21,159 "I was doing 90 days in jail for drinking and driving. 61 00:07:21,160 --> 00:07:23,559 I don't know think we should be listening to this anymore. 62 00:07:23,560 --> 00:07:25,719 No, leave it on! 63 00:07:25,720 --> 00:07:27,719 "I turned to drinking to solve my pain and problems. 64 00:07:27,720 --> 00:07:29,959 As you do. 65 00:07:29,960 --> 00:07:31,719 "In jail at Christmas, I was allowed to telephone Jeff. 66 00:07:31,720 --> 00:07:34,439 "After I talked to him, I spoke to Mom. 67 00:07:34,440 --> 00:07:36,359 "I asked her what Jeff needed, 68 00:07:36,360 --> 00:07:39,279 "and she said he wanted to see me. 69 00:07:39,280 --> 00:07:41,719 "This raised my spirits and hopes, 70 00:07:41,720 --> 00:07:44,639 "to know that Jeff was as close as my heart would let him be. 71 00:07:44,640 --> 00:07:47,239 "Now, that's all the distance is: 72 00:07:47,240 --> 00:07:49,799 "from my mind to my heart. 73 00:07:49,800 --> 00:07:53,839 "So Casey, would you please play 'Hang On' by the Little River Band, 74 00:07:53,840 --> 00:07:56,799 "to let Jeff know that when I'm released in four weeks, 75 00:07:56,800 --> 00:07:58,719 "I'll be there as fest as I can. 76 00:07:58,720 --> 00:07:59,959 This stuff is a bunch of malarkey. 77 00:07:59,960 --> 00:08:01,479 No, they're not! 78 00:08:01,480 --> 00:08:03,319 Says you. 79 00:08:03,320 --> 00:08:04,781 Says Casey. 80 00:08:08,000 --> 00:08:10,919 ♪ Casey's Coast to Coast ♪ 81 00:08:10,920 --> 00:08:12,839 Here's the band that's been performing 82 00:08:12,840 --> 00:08:16,319 in the area of Naragansett, Rhode Island, since 1972... 83 00:08:16,320 --> 00:08:18,359 Thirteen years, 84 00:08:18,360 --> 00:08:22,559 and lest year they finally hit the pop charts with the song "On The Dark Side." 85 00:08:22,560 --> 00:08:25,759 Here's John Cafferty and the Beaver Brown Band with "Tough All Over." 86 00:08:25,760 --> 00:08:28,279 we're back! 87 00:09:39,760 --> 00:09:42,879 Here we are. 88 00:09:47,600 --> 00:09:49,479 What's that doing there? 89 00:09:49,480 --> 00:09:50,879 You sure this is the right house? 90 00:09:50,880 --> 00:09:52,359 Let's hope not. 91 00:09:52,360 --> 00:09:54,119 Yeah, it's the right place. 92 00:09:54,120 --> 00:09:56,359 Why can't we stay at Sea Watch like last year? 93 00:09:56,360 --> 00:09:58,439 That was way too expensive. 94 00:09:58,440 --> 00:10:01,279 Mrs. Unland's brother gave us a good bargain on this place. 95 00:10:01,280 --> 00:10:02,919 But it's bayside. 96 00:10:02,920 --> 00:10:04,439 Then what you do is you use your legs 97 00:10:04,440 --> 00:10:07,599 and you walk over to Oceanside. 98 00:10:07,600 --> 00:10:10,079 We might as well have just gone to Deep Creek. 99 00:10:10,080 --> 00:10:11,439 I don't care where we stay! 100 00:10:11,440 --> 00:10:13,399 That's the spirit! 101 00:10:13,400 --> 00:10:16,639 Now, the key's supposed to be under a crab statue. 102 00:10:16,640 --> 00:10:18,180 I don't know which one. 103 00:10:20,400 --> 00:10:22,119 Brendan, you look like a prowler! 104 00:10:22,120 --> 00:10:24,839 Well, I'm not. I'm a state trooper. 105 00:10:24,840 --> 00:10:28,223 Okay, which one? 106 00:10:38,240 --> 00:10:41,279 Right, that's it, everybody, off the front porch, now! Now! 107 00:10:41,280 --> 00:10:43,184 Oh no, is it the wrong house? 108 00:10:49,280 --> 00:10:52,265 Eww, gross. 109 00:10:54,840 --> 00:10:57,039 We're sorry. 110 00:10:57,040 --> 00:10:59,741 I guess we got here a few hours early. 111 00:11:03,680 --> 00:11:05,999 Wash that sink down with bleach before you use it. 112 00:11:06,000 --> 00:11:07,999 Cool, a record player! 113 00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:11,224 It smells like Grandma's house. 114 00:11:15,880 --> 00:11:18,079 Can I go get an Icee? 115 00:11:18,080 --> 00:11:19,799 You're not going anywhere until we've finished unpacking the car. 116 00:11:19,800 --> 00:11:21,479 But not alone you're not. 117 00:11:21,480 --> 00:11:22,919 Come on, I'm way old enough! 118 00:11:22,920 --> 00:11:26,879 Well, I guess that might be fine. 119 00:11:26,880 --> 00:11:28,839 Mmm. 120 00:11:28,840 --> 00:11:31,999 We weren't going to give this to you until we'd settled in a bit, 121 00:11:32,000 --> 00:11:35,399 but here's some money for you to spend 122 00:11:35,400 --> 00:11:37,987 however you want on this vacation. 123 00:11:42,160 --> 00:11:44,039 Cool. 124 00:12:54,360 --> 00:12:57,599 Hey, Windburn, when's Space Camp? 125 00:12:57,600 --> 00:13:01,879 Are you actually wearing those as, like, not a joke? 126 00:13:08,560 --> 00:13:10,862 Pshh. You wish. 127 00:13:12,640 --> 00:13:14,319 Wicka-wicka-wicka-wicka! 128 00:14:09,240 --> 00:14:10,839 Who told you it was okay 129 00:14:10,840 --> 00:14:13,439 to mix the flavors like that? Huh? 130 00:14:13,440 --> 00:14:14,839 I'm sorry. 131 00:14:14,840 --> 00:14:16,239 I didn't know it was illegal. 132 00:14:16,240 --> 00:14:18,279 "Illegal"? They're Icees! 133 00:14:18,280 --> 00:14:19,799 I'm just messing with you, dude. 134 00:14:19,800 --> 00:14:22,879 I am bored out of my skulleton. 135 00:14:22,880 --> 00:14:26,319 Now take a sip, fill it to the top, and take another sip, man. 136 00:14:26,320 --> 00:14:28,639 Don't you know how it's done? 137 00:14:28,640 --> 00:14:32,422 Fill it to the top, sip, fill it to the top again. 138 00:14:34,240 --> 00:14:37,879 It's not an Icee unless you sneak a sip first! 139 00:14:37,880 --> 00:14:39,639 Put more cherry in. 140 00:14:39,640 --> 00:14:41,420 You got to get the proportions right. 141 00:15:21,160 --> 00:15:22,719 You dropped this. 142 00:15:22,720 --> 00:15:24,239 No, I didn't. 143 00:15:24,240 --> 00:15:26,959 Uh, I really think you dropped it. 144 00:15:26,960 --> 00:15:28,759 I already have one. 145 00:15:28,760 --> 00:15:31,919 Man, you can never have too many spoon-straws! 146 00:15:31,920 --> 00:15:34,119 I guess. 147 00:15:34,120 --> 00:15:35,639 What's your name? 148 00:15:35,640 --> 00:15:37,959 Radford. But everybody calls me Rad. 149 00:15:37,960 --> 00:15:39,759 I'm Teduardo. 150 00:15:39,760 --> 00:15:41,599 But everyone calls me Teddy. 151 00:15:41,600 --> 00:15:43,061 Cool. 152 00:15:45,160 --> 00:15:46,479 What grade you going into? 153 00:15:46,480 --> 00:15:48,039 Ninth. 154 00:15:48,040 --> 00:15:50,079 I'm going into ninth too. No way! 155 00:15:50,080 --> 00:15:51,719 Way. 156 00:15:51,720 --> 00:15:54,148 Whoa, is that your ping pong thingy? 157 00:15:56,040 --> 00:15:58,279 I have one that looks just like this back home. 158 00:15:58,280 --> 00:16:01,079 I mean, just like this! 159 00:16:01,080 --> 00:16:03,159 You must've been to Fun Hub. 160 00:16:03,160 --> 00:16:05,159 What's Fun Hub? 161 00:16:05,160 --> 00:16:08,239 It's only the coolest place in the whole wide world! 162 00:16:08,240 --> 00:16:09,679 We got to go right now! 163 00:16:09,680 --> 00:16:11,719 I can't. 164 00:16:11,720 --> 00:16:14,399 I have to go to dinner with my family. 165 00:16:14,400 --> 00:16:16,599 Well, then let's go tomorrow! 166 00:16:16,600 --> 00:16:17,947 Maybe. 167 00:16:20,160 --> 00:16:22,319 So, you come here every summer? 168 00:16:22,320 --> 00:16:24,319 Usually. 169 00:16:24,320 --> 00:16:27,305 My dad's been bringing me here since before I was one. 170 00:16:29,840 --> 00:16:32,319 Oh, dag, you live here? 171 00:16:32,320 --> 00:16:34,319 Man, don't go near that place if you can help it. 172 00:16:34,320 --> 00:16:36,439 What's wrong with it? 173 00:16:36,440 --> 00:16:38,359 The lady that lives there is a crazy menace. 174 00:16:38,360 --> 00:16:40,759 She ruined five marriages last summer. 175 00:16:40,760 --> 00:16:42,879 And she eats bushels of crabs with the shells still on them! 176 00:16:42,880 --> 00:16:45,799 And she taxidermies surfers in the barn! 177 00:16:45,800 --> 00:16:48,439 Her name's Randi Jammer. 178 00:16:48,440 --> 00:16:50,319 I gotta go. 179 00:16:50,320 --> 00:16:51,799 Meet me at Fun Hub tomorrow at noon. 180 00:16:51,800 --> 00:16:53,319 It's in the alley behind Anthony's! 181 00:16:53,320 --> 00:16:54,799 Are you sure you don't need this? 182 00:16:54,800 --> 00:16:56,340 Okay, bye Rad! 183 00:18:15,600 --> 00:18:17,839 Are we out here too early? 184 00:18:17,840 --> 00:18:19,439 You think? 185 00:18:19,440 --> 00:18:21,519 Does the sun even work at this hour? 186 00:18:21,520 --> 00:18:22,999 The sun always works, bud. 187 00:18:23,000 --> 00:18:25,119 That's what's so great about it! 188 00:18:25,120 --> 00:18:27,359 This way we beat the crowds 189 00:18:27,360 --> 00:18:29,389 and get a headstart on the day. 190 00:18:33,440 --> 00:18:36,319 Right, that's it, I'm going in! 191 00:18:36,320 --> 00:18:37,879 Who's with me? 192 00:18:37,880 --> 00:18:38,919 I'm not hot enough yet. 193 00:18:38,920 --> 00:18:40,159 Ahhh! 194 00:18:40,160 --> 00:18:42,719 Fine! 195 00:18:42,720 --> 00:18:43,987 This is how it's done. 196 00:18:50,640 --> 00:18:53,705 Your father is such a stud. 197 00:18:58,360 --> 00:19:01,559 That looks cold. 198 00:19:11,800 --> 00:19:13,199 Hey, Rad. 199 00:19:13,200 --> 00:19:14,399 No way, you listen to rap? 200 00:19:14,400 --> 00:19:16,239 Way. Do you? 201 00:19:16,240 --> 00:19:18,959 ♪ Do I like rap? Did you just ask me that? ♪ 202 00:19:18,960 --> 00:19:21,559 ♪ Of course I do I catch the groove ♪ 203 00:19:21,560 --> 00:19:24,359 ♪ I'm Teddy Fryy Spelled with two Y's ♪ 204 00:19:24,360 --> 00:19:28,279 ♪ I'll rap and spray All over your face! ♪ 205 00:19:28,280 --> 00:19:29,879 Fresh. 206 00:19:29,880 --> 00:19:31,599 My dad's a real b-boy. 207 00:19:31,600 --> 00:19:34,639 His boombox is four times the size of that, I'm not fronting around! 208 00:19:34,640 --> 00:19:35,799 Want to go see it later? 209 00:19:35,800 --> 00:19:37,519 Maybe. 210 00:19:37,520 --> 00:19:39,359 Yeah, my dad breakdances and everything. 211 00:19:39,360 --> 00:19:40,759 We even got into a break-off 212 00:19:40,760 --> 00:19:42,039 at the bus stop this morning. 213 00:19:42,040 --> 00:19:43,879 It was serious business! 214 00:19:43,880 --> 00:19:45,279 The other guy was pretty good, 215 00:19:45,280 --> 00:19:46,599 but my dad smoked a cigar 216 00:19:46,600 --> 00:19:47,919 while busting a windmill 217 00:19:47,920 --> 00:19:49,399 and that sealed the deal. 218 00:19:49,400 --> 00:19:51,145 Even the bus driver said he won! 219 00:19:53,760 --> 00:19:55,679 It looks like a slaughterhouse. 220 00:19:55,680 --> 00:19:57,903 Are you sure it's safe in there? 221 00:20:17,360 --> 00:20:21,239 Fun Hub's not a slaughterhouse, Rad. 222 00:20:21,240 --> 00:20:23,429 It's a heaven. 223 00:20:41,440 --> 00:20:43,265 Come on, let's play! 224 00:20:56,960 --> 00:20:59,199 Hey, newbie. What's your name? 225 00:20:59,200 --> 00:21:01,919 Rad. Miracle. 226 00:21:01,920 --> 00:21:04,599 Stacy. Summers. 227 00:21:04,600 --> 00:21:06,199 Sheela. Trix. 228 00:21:06,200 --> 00:21:07,879 Sheela and I were born here, 229 00:21:07,880 --> 00:21:09,919 and we've been friends ever since. 230 00:21:09,920 --> 00:21:12,319 And I don't know where Trix is from. Somewhere landlocked. 231 00:21:12,320 --> 00:21:14,239 Cool. 232 00:21:14,240 --> 00:21:16,399 All the guys in Maryland want to hang out with me. 233 00:21:16,400 --> 00:21:19,279 That's pretty cool. 234 00:21:19,280 --> 00:21:21,184 Sometimes. 235 00:21:30,440 --> 00:21:33,744 Um, are you okay? 236 00:21:36,240 --> 00:21:37,780 Totally. 237 00:21:41,960 --> 00:21:43,319 Come on, Rad! 238 00:21:43,320 --> 00:21:45,429 Let's play some ping pong! 239 00:21:56,400 --> 00:21:57,799 I haven't played in a while 240 00:21:57,800 --> 00:21:58,959 so take it easy on me, okay? 241 00:21:58,960 --> 00:22:00,705 Okay. 242 00:22:03,440 --> 00:22:04,787 Whoops. 243 00:22:21,840 --> 00:22:25,199 Well, what do we have over there? 244 00:22:25,200 --> 00:22:29,199 Shht. "Houston, two dildos have snuck into the cabin 245 00:22:29,200 --> 00:22:31,741 and now we're headed straight for Uranus!" 246 00:22:33,360 --> 00:22:35,389 Come on, let's just keep playing. 247 00:22:52,040 --> 00:22:53,719 Where've you been? 248 00:22:53,720 --> 00:22:55,479 Where you're not. 249 00:22:55,480 --> 00:22:56,879 What's your problem? 250 00:22:56,880 --> 00:22:58,999 Get off me, perv. 251 00:22:59,000 --> 00:23:00,199 Not until you tell me what your problem is. 252 00:23:00,200 --> 00:23:01,519 I don't have a problem! 253 00:23:01,520 --> 00:23:03,199 Yes, you do. 254 00:23:03,200 --> 00:23:04,183 Step off her! 255 00:23:12,960 --> 00:23:15,599 "Step off her?" 256 00:23:15,600 --> 00:23:17,159 I can step on her 257 00:23:17,160 --> 00:23:21,465 whenever I want, "bro." 258 00:23:22,800 --> 00:23:24,759 Where's your stupid space pants? 259 00:23:24,760 --> 00:23:26,439 He must've left them at the deli, 260 00:23:26,440 --> 00:23:29,079 with the rest of the bologna and cheese! 261 00:23:29,080 --> 00:23:31,359 What should I do to this little guy? 262 00:23:31,360 --> 00:23:33,839 Crush his nads off! 263 00:23:33,840 --> 00:23:37,079 This is my table... renter. 264 00:23:37,080 --> 00:23:41,749 Go play that pancake paddleball somewhere else. 265 00:23:45,160 --> 00:23:48,119 The Fun Hub is for serious ping pong players, 266 00:23:48,120 --> 00:23:52,479 not dork wannabes. 267 00:23:52,480 --> 00:23:54,305 He's gimungous. 268 00:24:11,640 --> 00:24:13,319 Who are those two jerks? 269 00:24:13,320 --> 00:24:14,799 Lyle Ace and Dale Lyons, 270 00:24:14,800 --> 00:24:16,959 the richest kids in Ocean City. 271 00:24:16,960 --> 00:24:18,599 Are they a couple? 272 00:24:18,600 --> 00:24:20,599 No, they're just friends. 273 00:24:20,600 --> 00:24:21,999 I meant Lyle and Stacy. 274 00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:24,239 Pshh, they might as well be. 275 00:24:24,240 --> 00:24:26,239 What's wrong with her? 276 00:24:26,240 --> 00:24:28,079 You see that Icee cup she's always got in her hand, Rad? 277 00:24:28,080 --> 00:24:29,959 Well, that's not an Icee she's drinking. 278 00:24:29,960 --> 00:24:31,479 It's Funk Punch. 279 00:24:31,480 --> 00:24:33,039 What's Funk Punch? 280 00:24:33,040 --> 00:24:35,959 Funk Punch is when you combine an Icee with Pop Rocks and Pixie Stix 281 00:24:35,960 --> 00:24:39,359 and sometimes even cocaine and drink it really fast. 282 00:24:39,360 --> 00:24:41,319 She's a Funk Punch junkie. 283 00:24:41,320 --> 00:24:43,559 But she's so fly. 284 00:24:43,560 --> 00:24:45,719 Are we going to see my dad's big boombox or not? 285 00:24:45,720 --> 00:24:47,839 I thought that's what we were doing. 286 00:24:54,880 --> 00:24:56,679 Sounds like him and his girlfriend Amber 287 00:24:56,680 --> 00:24:58,399 are playing board games again. 288 00:24:58,400 --> 00:24:59,719 I try not to bother them when they do that. 289 00:24:59,720 --> 00:25:01,599 They get so competitive! 290 00:25:01,600 --> 00:25:03,759 Let's just go to the boardwalk and play Skee-ball. 291 00:25:03,760 --> 00:25:07,223 I can't. I have to go to dinner again with my family. 292 00:25:11,320 --> 00:25:13,799 "Our son almost torched his face off with an egg. 293 00:25:13,800 --> 00:25:15,839 Let's buy him a present!" 294 00:25:15,840 --> 00:25:18,119 - Will you just pipe down, missy! - Those aren't a present. 295 00:25:18,120 --> 00:25:20,279 If I slice my finger off with a can opener, 296 00:25:20,280 --> 00:25:22,239 will you guys buy me a car? 297 00:25:22,240 --> 00:25:24,759 - How about you don't come to dinner with us? - Honey. 298 00:25:24,760 --> 00:25:26,359 How about I would rather not? 299 00:25:26,360 --> 00:25:28,359 Why can't I wear what I'm wearing? 300 00:25:28,360 --> 00:25:30,159 You can't wear a T-shirt and sneakers 301 00:25:30,160 --> 00:25:31,879 to the Paul Revere Smorgasbord! 302 00:25:31,880 --> 00:25:33,959 Don't move. 303 00:25:36,120 --> 00:25:39,239 Aww, that made a right bloody mess. 304 00:25:39,240 --> 00:25:42,359 - Squashed it all over, look at that. - Hon! 305 00:25:42,360 --> 00:25:45,839 You wouldn't have thought it'd have so much blood in it, would you? 306 00:26:18,880 --> 00:26:20,559 Girls really dig dorks 307 00:26:20,560 --> 00:26:23,639 who wear church clothes to the boardwalk. 308 00:26:23,640 --> 00:26:25,799 Hey, hey, hey, hey. 309 00:26:25,800 --> 00:26:27,799 What are you playing at? 310 00:26:27,800 --> 00:26:29,679 Go on, get out of here! You can find your own dinner. 311 00:26:29,680 --> 00:26:30,999 Good! 312 00:26:31,000 --> 00:26:34,399 And be back home by 10:30 or the front door will be locked until the morning! 313 00:26:34,400 --> 00:26:36,384 Ooh, scary threat! 314 00:26:38,960 --> 00:26:40,319 Brendan! 315 00:26:40,320 --> 00:26:42,119 I had enough! 316 00:26:42,120 --> 00:26:43,919 What is she going to eat? 317 00:26:43,920 --> 00:26:45,904 What was that for? 318 00:27:58,080 --> 00:28:00,319 - Brendan! - What? 319 00:28:00,320 --> 00:28:02,119 I'm just getting started. 320 00:28:02,120 --> 00:28:03,879 You got to get your money's worth. 321 00:28:03,880 --> 00:28:06,039 What about the vegetables? 322 00:28:06,040 --> 00:28:07,479 I can get vegetables in our backyard, Kendall. 323 00:28:07,480 --> 00:28:10,119 I've never seen any clam strips growing in our garden, have you? 324 00:28:10,120 --> 00:28:11,679 Nope! 325 00:28:11,680 --> 00:28:13,119 Nope. 326 00:28:13,120 --> 00:28:16,479 Okay, that's enough, you two. 327 00:28:31,160 --> 00:28:34,639 Ooh. Aah. 328 00:29:09,880 --> 00:29:12,239 Okay, first there's the bass. 329 00:29:12,240 --> 00:29:14,319 And then there's the snare.. 330 00:29:14,320 --> 00:29:15,959 So you guys try it. 331 00:29:25,680 --> 00:29:27,869 Hey, check this out! 332 00:29:31,080 --> 00:29:32,199 What is that? 333 00:29:32,200 --> 00:29:34,229 It's a tongue worm! 334 00:29:37,320 --> 00:29:39,279 Okay, I'm going to keep a beat. 335 00:30:01,520 --> 00:30:03,039 What are you even doing? 336 00:30:05,480 --> 00:30:06,519 Hey, Brad. 337 00:30:06,520 --> 00:30:08,759 It's Rad. 338 00:30:08,760 --> 00:30:10,479 Hey, Brad. 339 00:30:10,480 --> 00:30:12,639 Do you want to play a game of ping pong? 340 00:30:12,640 --> 00:30:14,639 No, really. Just one game. 341 00:30:14,640 --> 00:30:17,181 I heard you're really good. 342 00:30:26,440 --> 00:30:27,787 Let's just go. 343 00:30:32,160 --> 00:30:34,599 This should be close! 344 00:30:34,600 --> 00:30:36,279 Can we not do this right now? 345 00:30:36,280 --> 00:30:38,469 Yes, we can do this right now. 346 00:30:39,880 --> 00:30:41,519 Hey, I have an idea. 347 00:30:41,520 --> 00:30:44,300 Let's not warm up. Let's just volley. 348 00:30:45,920 --> 00:30:47,039 "P"... 349 00:30:47,040 --> 00:30:48,119 "I"... 350 00:30:48,120 --> 00:30:49,239 "N"... 351 00:30:49,240 --> 00:30:50,746 "G." 352 00:30:51,960 --> 00:30:53,421 Aww, yeah! 353 00:30:55,440 --> 00:30:57,079 My serve. 354 00:30:57,080 --> 00:31:00,559 Hey, I just remembered, me and Rad have to be somewhere very important! 355 00:31:00,560 --> 00:31:06,822 Shut up, you black sissy. 356 00:31:12,520 --> 00:31:14,231 Ready? 357 00:31:18,720 --> 00:31:20,863 One serving zero. 358 00:31:25,680 --> 00:31:29,063 Two serving zero. 359 00:31:31,240 --> 00:31:34,111 Three serving zero. 360 00:31:36,920 --> 00:31:38,949 Four serving zero. 361 00:31:42,040 --> 00:31:44,559 Yeah! 362 00:31:44,560 --> 00:31:46,862 Zero serving five. 363 00:31:53,800 --> 00:31:56,228 Zero serving six. 364 00:31:58,400 --> 00:32:00,384 Zero serving seven. 365 00:32:03,840 --> 00:32:05,107 Yes, Lyle! 366 00:32:07,400 --> 00:32:10,319 Zero serving eight. 367 00:32:11,840 --> 00:32:13,301 You're really good. 368 00:32:14,720 --> 00:32:16,749 Zero serving nine! 369 00:32:23,760 --> 00:32:25,959 Rad, forget it! Let's just go home! 370 00:32:25,960 --> 00:32:27,750 Play him some other time. 371 00:32:29,440 --> 00:32:31,079 Rad, no! 372 00:32:31,080 --> 00:32:33,759 Would you shut your greasy head up! 373 00:32:33,760 --> 00:32:35,639 Teddy, I'm sorry. 374 00:32:35,640 --> 00:32:38,399 Sorry only counts in church! 375 00:32:38,400 --> 00:32:39,747 Teddy, wait! 376 00:32:42,480 --> 00:32:44,559 Are you done flirting with your lover now? 377 00:32:44,560 --> 00:32:48,159 You do realize this is game point? 378 00:32:48,160 --> 00:32:49,791 Inseminate him. 379 00:32:58,760 --> 00:33:01,279 Yeah! 380 00:33:01,280 --> 00:33:03,105 Yes, Lyle! 381 00:33:07,960 --> 00:33:10,501 Smells like skunk in here. 382 00:33:23,760 --> 00:33:25,107 What's up? 383 00:33:39,440 --> 00:33:41,504 That was totally bogus. 384 00:33:42,840 --> 00:33:44,471 I know what you need. 385 00:33:46,640 --> 00:33:49,039 Listen, don't pay any attention to Lyle. 386 00:33:49,040 --> 00:33:50,959 He thinks he, like, owns Ocean City 387 00:33:50,960 --> 00:33:52,919 just because he drives an IROC and is super rich 388 00:33:52,920 --> 00:33:55,079 and totally hot and ridiculously talented 389 00:33:55,080 --> 00:33:57,879 at everything he ever does. 390 00:33:57,880 --> 00:33:59,830 That's really yellow. 391 00:34:01,200 --> 00:34:03,439 Cheese makes everything better. 392 00:34:03,440 --> 00:34:05,639 Sugar makes it the best, though. 393 00:34:05,640 --> 00:34:10,104 Shooooooo-gerrrr. 394 00:34:15,840 --> 00:34:18,919 Why do girls date guys like Lyle? 395 00:34:18,920 --> 00:34:22,759 Because they're dumb. 396 00:34:22,760 --> 00:34:25,239 You don't seem dumb to me. 397 00:34:25,240 --> 00:34:28,020 Yeah, well, you don't know me. 398 00:34:33,080 --> 00:34:36,159 Do you "smort" cocaine? 399 00:34:36,160 --> 00:34:37,879 Do I "snort" cocaine? 400 00:34:37,880 --> 00:34:39,239 Yeah. 401 00:34:39,240 --> 00:34:41,399 Why? Who told you that? 402 00:34:41,400 --> 00:34:43,599 I mean, I've heard some things, but... 403 00:34:43,600 --> 00:34:44,959 Well, you know what's worse 404 00:34:44,960 --> 00:34:46,519 than people who do cocaine? 405 00:34:46,520 --> 00:34:47,799 What? 406 00:34:47,800 --> 00:34:49,959 People who don't do cocaine 407 00:34:49,960 --> 00:34:53,799 but who gossip about people who might or might not do cocaine! 408 00:34:53,800 --> 00:34:55,750 I have to go to the bathroom. 409 00:36:00,840 --> 00:36:03,239 What's up, space dork? 410 00:36:03,240 --> 00:36:05,319 I heard from a little birdy 411 00:36:05,320 --> 00:36:07,399 that after we left the Fun Hub, 412 00:36:07,400 --> 00:36:10,719 you were eating crab au gratin with Stacy. 413 00:36:10,720 --> 00:36:12,559 But that couldn't have been you, right? 414 00:36:12,560 --> 00:36:16,399 I mean, she only dates white people. 415 00:36:20,640 --> 00:36:21,759 Give it back. 416 00:36:21,760 --> 00:36:24,359 What, this? 417 00:36:24,360 --> 00:36:26,279 I mean, I'm thirsty. 418 00:36:26,280 --> 00:36:27,919 Milk does a body good, right? 419 00:36:27,920 --> 00:36:30,439 It does your body good! 420 00:36:30,440 --> 00:36:32,479 - Stop, Lyle. - "Stop, Lyle." 421 00:36:34,560 --> 00:36:37,879 You know, you do look pretty dehydrated. 422 00:36:37,880 --> 00:36:40,359 Awww, gross! 423 00:36:40,360 --> 00:36:42,344 Back off! 424 00:36:44,560 --> 00:36:47,519 No way. The Town Weirdo is your mom? 425 00:36:51,880 --> 00:36:54,069 Or are you his grandmom? 426 00:37:02,400 --> 00:37:05,021 I think you might want to leave, buddy. 427 00:37:14,600 --> 00:37:17,949 "Thank you so much for protecting me, Weird Mommy!" 428 00:37:36,960 --> 00:37:38,479 Thank you. 429 00:37:38,480 --> 00:37:40,519 Put on your khakis. 430 00:37:40,520 --> 00:37:43,959 We're going to your Aunt Peggy and Uncle Jim's for dinner. 431 00:37:43,960 --> 00:37:45,679 What happened to you, Radford? 432 00:37:45,680 --> 00:37:47,519 Nothing. 433 00:37:47,520 --> 00:37:49,424 I got hot and thirsty. 434 00:37:59,440 --> 00:38:01,239 Do we have to stay long? 435 00:38:01,240 --> 00:38:02,559 Just a while. 436 00:38:02,560 --> 00:38:04,439 They're so creepy. 437 00:38:04,440 --> 00:38:09,239 Why do we always have to visit them? 438 00:38:09,240 --> 00:38:11,799 Your sister is weird and her husband is gross. 439 00:38:11,800 --> 00:38:13,199 Hey, Jim! 440 00:38:13,200 --> 00:38:17,119 Ha! Oh, look at that. 441 00:38:17,120 --> 00:38:21,119 The Miracles have la-la-landed. 442 00:38:21,120 --> 00:38:24,159 Let me look at you. Hey there, sweetheart. 443 00:38:24,160 --> 00:38:26,359 - Hi, Jim. - Aww, give me a big kiss. 444 00:38:26,360 --> 00:38:29,199 - Oh... - Mmm. 445 00:38:29,200 --> 00:38:31,039 So beautiful. 446 00:38:31,040 --> 00:38:33,639 Hey there, Miss Vampire. You need some Vitamin D. 447 00:38:33,640 --> 00:38:35,439 Mmm. 448 00:38:35,440 --> 00:38:37,159 And hey there, sir. 449 00:38:37,160 --> 00:38:38,999 Look at you, you're all grown up. 450 00:38:39,000 --> 00:38:42,399 Maybe not physically, but you're aging. Right? 451 00:38:42,400 --> 00:38:45,319 You got to let me in on your secret. 452 00:38:45,320 --> 00:38:47,719 How do you stay looking so young? 453 00:38:47,720 --> 00:38:49,279 I don't know. 454 00:38:49,280 --> 00:38:50,679 Alright, we'll talk about it, alright? 455 00:38:50,680 --> 00:38:52,319 - Brendan. - How are you, Jim? 456 00:38:52,320 --> 00:38:54,599 How are you? Welcome to the beach, sir. 457 00:38:54,600 --> 00:38:56,039 - Welcome! - Well, what do you looksie! 458 00:38:56,040 --> 00:38:58,519 Aww, there she is. 459 00:38:58,520 --> 00:39:00,999 Hey, sis. 460 00:39:01,000 --> 00:39:03,199 - Peggy, hi! - You look great! 461 00:39:03,200 --> 00:39:05,239 Mm-hm. 462 00:39:05,240 --> 00:39:07,269 Aww, Brendan. 463 00:39:09,960 --> 00:39:12,839 Ha-ha! That's a kiss. 464 00:39:12,840 --> 00:39:13,959 Yeah. 465 00:39:13,960 --> 00:39:15,599 Mm! 466 00:39:15,600 --> 00:39:17,839 Uh, what happened to you? 467 00:39:17,840 --> 00:39:19,839 Why, you could use a blood transfusion. 468 00:39:19,840 --> 00:39:21,639 Good to see you, Michelle! 469 00:39:21,640 --> 00:39:24,199 - That's what I said. - Mister Man. 470 00:39:24,200 --> 00:39:26,239 - Come on! - Sweet. 471 00:39:26,240 --> 00:39:27,799 - Crab time. - Well, let's get some crabs! 472 00:39:27,800 --> 00:39:29,101 Mmm! 473 00:39:33,160 --> 00:39:35,239 When did you catch those crabs? 474 00:39:35,240 --> 00:39:37,159 Yesterday, I emptied the traps yesterday. 475 00:39:37,160 --> 00:39:38,879 Yesterday? Yes. 476 00:39:38,880 --> 00:39:40,439 Why aren't you eating any crabs? 477 00:39:40,440 --> 00:39:41,559 I'm a vegetarian. 478 00:39:41,560 --> 00:39:42,719 What? 479 00:39:42,720 --> 00:39:43,839 You're what? 480 00:39:43,840 --> 00:39:45,559 Meat is murder. 481 00:39:45,560 --> 00:39:47,359 I'm never eating another animal again. 482 00:39:47,360 --> 00:39:49,119 But crabs aren't animals. 483 00:39:49,120 --> 00:39:51,229 Well, then what are they? 484 00:39:52,800 --> 00:39:54,479 They're crabs, right? 485 00:39:54,480 --> 00:39:56,559 - Right. Exactly. - Right. 486 00:39:56,560 --> 00:39:58,919 So, what have you guys been up to? 487 00:39:58,920 --> 00:40:02,599 We haven't been doing a whole heck of a lot, to tell you the truth, Peggy. 488 00:40:02,600 --> 00:40:04,239 Isn't that what summer vacation's all about, right? 489 00:40:04,240 --> 00:40:06,079 - Exactly. - Yeah. 490 00:40:06,080 --> 00:40:08,039 I hope you guys are sunning yourselves properly. 491 00:40:08,040 --> 00:40:10,359 Because if you want to get, you know, full coverage, 492 00:40:10,360 --> 00:40:13,159 you want to position yourself so you want to get the inside of your thigh 493 00:40:13,160 --> 00:40:14,879 and the back of your leg at the same time, right? 494 00:40:14,880 --> 00:40:16,759 You don't want any tan lines. 495 00:40:16,760 --> 00:40:18,759 You don't just lay flat. You got to work it. 496 00:40:18,760 --> 00:40:20,599 That's why I have full coverage. 497 00:40:20,600 --> 00:40:22,265 You are so sexy, sweetheart. 498 00:40:24,120 --> 00:40:26,279 Redford made a new friend named Teddy 499 00:40:26,280 --> 00:40:29,079 and they've been playing ping pong every afternoon 500 00:40:29,080 --> 00:40:30,719 at the Fun Hub. 501 00:40:30,720 --> 00:40:32,879 - What? - What? 502 00:40:32,880 --> 00:40:34,799 They've been doing what? 503 00:40:34,800 --> 00:40:36,439 Playing ping pong. 504 00:40:36,440 --> 00:40:38,399 It's like tennis, only smaller. 505 00:40:38,400 --> 00:40:41,119 I believe the real name is "table tennis." 506 00:40:41,120 --> 00:40:43,999 Oh, I know what frigging table tennis is, okay? 507 00:40:44,000 --> 00:40:46,239 What I don't get 508 00:40:46,240 --> 00:40:48,799 is why you play an indoor hobby 509 00:40:48,800 --> 00:40:50,479 when you're at the beach. 510 00:40:50,480 --> 00:40:52,439 What's the matter, Rad? 511 00:40:52,440 --> 00:40:56,119 Ocean not good enough for you? 512 00:40:56,120 --> 00:40:57,919 We've been going to the ocean. 513 00:40:57,920 --> 00:41:00,039 It's just, I don't want to get too much sun. 514 00:41:00,040 --> 00:41:05,119 There is no such thing as too much sun. 515 00:41:05,120 --> 00:41:07,639 You just need the right lotion. 516 00:41:10,480 --> 00:41:12,430 - Thank you! - You're welcome. 517 00:41:17,360 --> 00:41:20,759 This is from my "Horny Shell" series, right here. 518 00:41:20,760 --> 00:41:22,479 They take some time to get just right, 519 00:41:22,480 --> 00:41:25,399 but like most great art, it is worth it. 520 00:41:25,400 --> 00:41:27,319 You actually sell these things? 521 00:41:27,320 --> 00:41:30,039 - Oh, yeah. They do real good up in Rehobeth. - Huh. 522 00:41:30,040 --> 00:41:32,639 It's still a little wet at the tip. 523 00:41:32,640 --> 00:41:35,519 And you got the short-and- curlies around the bottom. 524 00:41:35,520 --> 00:41:38,079 You guys really sleep out here? 525 00:41:38,080 --> 00:41:39,999 I do every night. 526 00:41:40,000 --> 00:41:43,999 Peggy, sometimes she joins me from time to time. 527 00:41:44,000 --> 00:41:46,719 Obviously, you know, the mattress that we have inside 528 00:41:46,720 --> 00:41:49,039 is for other things. 529 00:41:49,040 --> 00:41:52,519 You know, the moon provides a complimentary shade 530 00:41:52,520 --> 00:41:56,999 to, you know, your otherwise natural daytime tanning base. 531 00:41:57,000 --> 00:41:58,919 If you'll notice, 532 00:41:58,920 --> 00:42:00,839 I have a kind of a blue sheen, 533 00:42:00,840 --> 00:42:03,759 that nobody else has. You know. 534 00:42:03,760 --> 00:42:06,399 Don't you get bit by mosquitoes? 535 00:42:06,400 --> 00:42:08,543 Uh-uh. 536 00:42:10,880 --> 00:42:12,591 They can't get in. 537 00:42:16,760 --> 00:42:20,223 Can we go home now? I don't feel good. 538 00:42:29,160 --> 00:42:31,839 Redford made a new friend named Teddy. 539 00:42:31,840 --> 00:42:33,959 They've been doing what? 540 00:42:33,960 --> 00:42:37,919 Would you shut your greasy head up! 541 00:42:37,920 --> 00:42:40,039 Sorry only counts in church! 542 00:42:40,040 --> 00:42:43,503 Would you shut your greasy head up! 543 00:43:03,520 --> 00:43:05,159 Is Teddy here? 544 00:43:05,160 --> 00:43:07,599 No. 545 00:43:07,600 --> 00:43:08,959 Do you know where he is? 546 00:43:08,960 --> 00:43:10,759 No. 547 00:43:10,760 --> 00:43:12,519 Do you know when he's going to be back? 548 00:43:12,520 --> 00:43:14,231 No. 549 00:43:29,280 --> 00:43:32,959 What's up. 550 00:43:32,960 --> 00:43:35,679 I'm really sorry about the other day. 551 00:43:35,680 --> 00:43:37,239 Sure. 552 00:43:37,240 --> 00:43:39,119 That was the meanest thing 553 00:43:39,120 --> 00:43:43,919 I've ever said to anybody in my whole entire life. 554 00:43:43,920 --> 00:43:45,631 I didn't mean it. 555 00:43:52,920 --> 00:43:55,188 Your hair is crazy fly. 556 00:45:31,040 --> 00:45:32,759 So, Teddy, where are you from? 557 00:45:32,760 --> 00:45:34,799 Baltimore. 558 00:45:34,800 --> 00:45:36,199 You like it there? 559 00:45:36,200 --> 00:45:38,559 It's as good a place as any. 560 00:45:38,560 --> 00:45:41,319 What's your favorite thing to do when you're here in Ocean City? 561 00:45:41,320 --> 00:45:42,639 Hang out at Fun Hub. 562 00:45:42,640 --> 00:45:44,119 What's at Fun Hub? 563 00:45:44,120 --> 00:45:46,199 Everything. It's bad! 564 00:45:46,200 --> 00:45:49,839 Well, why would you go there if it's bad? 565 00:45:49,840 --> 00:45:52,759 Dad, bad means good. 566 00:45:52,760 --> 00:45:56,319 Well, then why wouldn't you just say good? 567 00:45:56,320 --> 00:45:58,509 You kids try too hard. 568 00:46:21,600 --> 00:46:23,639 What are you doing? 569 00:46:23,640 --> 00:46:25,351 Tongue worm. 570 00:46:35,440 --> 00:46:36,919 Nice and easy. 571 00:46:36,920 --> 00:46:38,267 Okay. 572 00:46:39,760 --> 00:46:41,439 Ahhh. 573 00:46:41,440 --> 00:46:43,479 Close but no cigar. 574 00:46:43,480 --> 00:46:45,799 Don't be such a competitive creep. 575 00:46:45,800 --> 00:46:47,306 Come on, bud, it's your turn. 576 00:46:57,720 --> 00:46:59,799 Hey, Rad. 577 00:46:59,800 --> 00:47:01,829 Hey, Stacy. 578 00:47:04,800 --> 00:47:08,919 Aren't you going to introduce us to your friends? 579 00:47:08,920 --> 00:47:11,159 Dad, Stacy Summers. 580 00:47:11,160 --> 00:47:12,879 Stacy Summers, Dad. 581 00:47:12,880 --> 00:47:14,759 Hi, Dad. 582 00:47:14,760 --> 00:47:16,141 Bye, Rad. 583 00:47:19,960 --> 00:47:21,519 She's really pretty! 584 00:47:21,520 --> 00:47:23,599 Dad, would you be quiet? 585 00:47:23,600 --> 00:47:25,982 Ahh, you choked. 586 00:47:27,560 --> 00:47:28,986 Alright, this is a one. 587 00:47:32,800 --> 00:47:35,199 Aww, I hate pirates! 588 00:47:35,200 --> 00:47:36,719 It's not his fault. 589 00:47:36,720 --> 00:47:39,227 Come on, Miss Peppy, you're up. 590 00:47:41,320 --> 00:47:42,826 Come on, sweetie. 591 00:47:48,840 --> 00:47:50,639 Michelle. 592 00:47:50,640 --> 00:47:52,199 What in the Sam Hill was that? 593 00:47:52,200 --> 00:47:54,039 Peppy golf. 594 00:47:54,040 --> 00:47:55,839 Why don't you try to have fun? 595 00:47:55,840 --> 00:47:57,359 I'm too cool for fun! 596 00:47:57,360 --> 00:47:59,479 Michelle! 597 00:47:59,480 --> 00:48:02,439 You come back here and pick this up right now! 598 00:48:02,440 --> 00:48:04,265 Is it time to eat yet? 599 00:48:20,280 --> 00:48:23,719 Whoa! That was like 50 strokes! Let's try to get to 500! 600 00:48:23,720 --> 00:48:28,239 - Really? - Yeah, maybe we could get to 500! 601 00:48:28,240 --> 00:48:30,439 Okay, but try to keep it in play. 602 00:48:30,440 --> 00:48:31,799 No, doy. 603 00:48:31,800 --> 00:48:33,319 Sorry. 604 00:48:33,320 --> 00:48:36,305 Alright, ready? Go! 605 00:48:37,360 --> 00:48:38,319 One. 606 00:48:38,320 --> 00:48:39,519 Two. 607 00:48:39,520 --> 00:48:40,559 Three. 608 00:48:40,560 --> 00:48:41,679 Four. 609 00:48:41,680 --> 00:48:43,599 - Five. - Six. 610 00:48:43,600 --> 00:48:44,599 Seven. 611 00:48:44,600 --> 00:48:46,061 Eight. 612 00:48:50,320 --> 00:48:51,759 Thirty-two. 613 00:48:51,760 --> 00:48:53,119 Thirty-three. 614 00:48:53,120 --> 00:48:54,679 - Thirty-four. - Thirty-five. 615 00:48:54,680 --> 00:48:56,664 - Thirty-six. - Thirty-seven. 616 00:49:03,240 --> 00:49:04,559 Seventy-five. 617 00:49:04,560 --> 00:49:05,799 Seventy-six. 618 00:49:05,800 --> 00:49:07,199 Seventy-seven. 619 00:49:07,200 --> 00:49:08,359 Seventy-eight. Seventy-nine. 620 00:49:08,360 --> 00:49:09,661 Eighty. 621 00:49:15,360 --> 00:49:18,106 488. 489. 622 00:49:19,800 --> 00:49:21,879 492. 493. 623 00:49:21,880 --> 00:49:24,103 494. 495. 624 00:49:25,880 --> 00:49:28,119 498. 499... 625 00:49:30,920 --> 00:49:35,111 Man, that close. 626 00:49:40,480 --> 00:49:42,079 Don't try it, Pop Tart, 627 00:49:42,080 --> 00:49:45,310 or you'll know what it's like to be a little white plastic ball. 628 00:49:47,760 --> 00:49:49,119 That was mature. 629 00:49:49,120 --> 00:49:51,679 Oh, I'm mature, alright. 630 00:49:51,680 --> 00:49:54,479 Oh, he's mature. 631 00:49:54,480 --> 00:49:56,119 You know, 632 00:49:56,120 --> 00:49:57,839 you're not as good as you think you are. 633 00:49:57,840 --> 00:50:00,825 Oh yeah? Well, how good do I think I am? 634 00:50:04,680 --> 00:50:06,039 I'm way better than you. 635 00:50:06,040 --> 00:50:09,559 I at least know that much. 636 00:50:09,560 --> 00:50:12,399 Okay. Then let's play again. Saturday. 637 00:50:12,400 --> 00:50:14,799 See who's the best, once and for all. 638 00:50:14,800 --> 00:50:18,359 Saturday, huh? Why not now? 639 00:50:18,360 --> 00:50:22,479 We were just rallying for hours. It wouldn't be fair. 640 00:50:22,480 --> 00:50:25,559 Okay. Saturday. 641 00:50:25,560 --> 00:50:28,479 One game. No excuses. 642 00:50:28,480 --> 00:50:30,828 I don't need any excuses. 643 00:50:35,560 --> 00:50:38,439 What did you just do? 644 00:50:38,440 --> 00:50:39,879 I don't know. 645 00:50:39,880 --> 00:50:41,386 You're crazy! 646 00:51:36,440 --> 00:51:38,599 Hey, there you are! 647 00:51:38,600 --> 00:51:40,319 Whoa. 648 00:51:40,320 --> 00:51:42,039 I told you my dad's boombox was no joke! 649 00:51:42,040 --> 00:51:43,839 He let you borrow that? 650 00:51:43,840 --> 00:51:46,586 Oh, yeah. He lets me borrow everything. 651 00:52:12,960 --> 00:52:14,679 Look. 652 00:52:14,680 --> 00:52:16,079 What? 653 00:52:16,080 --> 00:52:17,599 She doesn't have a Funk Punch. 654 00:52:17,600 --> 00:52:19,823 She's probably just hiding it. 655 00:52:26,120 --> 00:52:28,639 Hey, you two. 656 00:52:28,640 --> 00:52:29,919 What are you doing? 657 00:52:29,920 --> 00:52:32,479 Uh, nothing much. 658 00:52:32,480 --> 00:52:35,079 Oh hey, this is my cousin, Rhonda. 659 00:52:35,080 --> 00:52:36,119 She's sleeping over tonight. 660 00:52:36,120 --> 00:52:38,599 Hi. 661 00:52:38,600 --> 00:52:40,079 What's your name? 662 00:52:40,080 --> 00:52:42,399 Teddy. 663 00:52:42,400 --> 00:52:44,879 Hello, Teddy. 664 00:52:44,880 --> 00:52:48,119 His real name's Teduardo. 665 00:52:48,120 --> 00:52:50,959 Hey, you guys should come to H2O with us tonight! 666 00:52:50,960 --> 00:52:52,479 What's that? 667 00:52:52,480 --> 00:52:54,679 It's the new underage dance club. 668 00:52:54,680 --> 00:52:57,879 They should come, right? 669 00:52:57,880 --> 00:52:59,799 Yeah, why not? 670 00:52:59,800 --> 00:53:02,959 You know how to dance, right? 671 00:53:02,960 --> 00:53:05,599 ♪ I can rap and I can dance ♪ 672 00:53:05,600 --> 00:53:07,759 ♪ In a bathing suit or in long pants ♪ 673 00:53:07,760 --> 00:53:10,399 ♪ At Fun Hub or in the club ♪ 674 00:53:10,400 --> 00:53:13,351 ♪ I'll show you skeezers how it is done! ♪♪ 675 00:53:16,320 --> 00:53:18,031 Dress to impress. 676 00:53:20,120 --> 00:53:21,839 Hey, gang. 677 00:53:21,840 --> 00:53:24,279 Time to take a pose for a telescope photo 678 00:53:24,280 --> 00:53:27,060 and you can't say no! 679 00:53:30,680 --> 00:53:32,359 And... 680 00:53:32,360 --> 00:53:33,661 Right on! 681 00:53:55,080 --> 00:53:56,559 Rad! Where were you? 682 00:53:56,560 --> 00:53:58,199 - Hey, guys. - Hey, guy. 683 00:53:58,200 --> 00:54:01,583 Alright, the gang's all here. Let's go! 684 00:54:12,560 --> 00:54:14,305 "Suicide." 685 00:54:36,320 --> 00:54:38,065 Keep the change. 686 00:54:42,520 --> 00:54:44,679 - So, should we do it? - What? 687 00:54:44,680 --> 00:54:48,268 Should we do it? Let's dance. 688 00:56:15,440 --> 00:56:19,267 [Midnight Star performing "No Parking on the Dance Floor'? 689 00:57:12,040 --> 00:57:14,183 I don't even want to go home tonight! 690 00:57:21,240 --> 00:57:23,349 Come sit next to me, Rad. 691 00:57:26,720 --> 00:57:28,159 Oh, no. 692 00:57:28,160 --> 00:57:30,110 You're coming with me. 693 00:57:34,640 --> 00:57:37,341 The moon looks def. 694 00:57:46,960 --> 00:57:49,359 I've been wanting to be alone with you 695 00:57:49,360 --> 00:57:53,426 since I first laid eyes on your tight bod this afternoon. 696 00:58:17,440 --> 00:58:19,639 I'm going to go pee now. 697 00:58:19,640 --> 00:58:21,066 Have fun! 698 00:58:25,560 --> 00:58:26,959 You can't get away from me. 699 00:58:26,960 --> 00:58:28,599 Get off me, ow! 700 00:58:28,600 --> 00:58:30,359 Where do you think you're going? 701 00:58:30,360 --> 00:58:31,759 Get back here! 702 00:58:31,760 --> 00:58:33,399 Oh. 703 00:58:33,400 --> 00:58:35,668 Have fun with your prude summer! 704 00:58:46,360 --> 00:58:48,039 Where's Teddy? 705 00:58:48,040 --> 00:58:52,679 Being a virgin somewhere. 706 00:58:52,680 --> 00:58:54,999 Where's Stacy? 707 00:58:55,000 --> 00:58:56,879 Dropping yellow. 708 00:58:56,880 --> 00:58:58,079 Huh? 709 00:58:58,080 --> 00:59:00,269 Peeing? 710 00:59:10,800 --> 00:59:14,559 Well, so what do you want to do now? 711 00:59:14,560 --> 00:59:17,119 I don't know, go home I guess. 712 00:59:17,120 --> 00:59:18,799 Home's no fun. 713 00:59:18,800 --> 00:59:20,599 I guess not. 714 00:59:20,600 --> 00:59:24,263 I could think of a trillion funner things to do than just going home. 715 00:59:31,720 --> 00:59:35,024 Shouldn't you be practicing for the big showdown? 716 01:00:05,320 --> 01:00:07,639 Nyack, nyack, nyack, nyack, nyack. 717 01:00:07,640 --> 01:00:10,319 Nice space pants, Astra-Nut. 718 01:00:10,320 --> 01:00:12,919 Why the long face? You got girl problems? 719 01:00:12,920 --> 01:00:15,359 You couldn't get a girl it you tried. 720 01:00:15,360 --> 01:00:17,919 You're so skinny you got to run around in the shower to get wet. 721 01:00:17,920 --> 01:00:19,679 You need a fat one. 722 01:00:19,680 --> 01:00:22,519 One that goes. 723 01:00:22,520 --> 01:00:24,039 You couldn't catch a girl 724 01:00:24,040 --> 01:00:25,759 if we tied a bone around your neck! 725 01:00:27,440 --> 01:00:29,879 Loser! 726 01:00:29,880 --> 01:00:32,239 You need that big girl to come throw the ball for you. 727 01:00:33,960 --> 01:00:36,759 Hey, go get his quarter, don't let him get out of here! 728 01:00:51,160 --> 01:00:53,159 You alright? 729 01:00:53,160 --> 01:00:55,239 I'm fine. 730 01:00:55,240 --> 01:00:58,119 I don't think so. What happened? 731 01:01:00,960 --> 01:01:03,039 I could've kissed her. 732 01:01:03,040 --> 01:01:05,679 She wanted me to kiss her. 733 01:01:05,680 --> 01:01:07,879 But I chickened out. 734 01:01:07,880 --> 01:01:09,306 And then she kissed Lyle. 735 01:01:12,160 --> 01:01:13,839 Well, that's bad. 736 01:01:13,840 --> 01:01:17,279 Um, but next time, you should just, uh, 737 01:01:17,280 --> 01:01:18,839 you know, make it simpler. 738 01:01:18,840 --> 01:01:20,639 If you want to kiss her, kiss her. 739 01:01:20,640 --> 01:01:22,399 If you don't want to kiss her, don't kiss her, 740 01:01:22,400 --> 01:01:24,199 and then, you know, if she doesn't like you, 741 01:01:24,200 --> 01:01:26,999 well then, you don't want to kiss her. Right? 742 01:01:27,000 --> 01:01:28,839 - Yeah. - Okay. 743 01:01:28,840 --> 01:01:32,319 - Sorry for bothering you. - What's your name, kid? 744 01:01:32,320 --> 01:01:35,519 - Rad. - Rad? 745 01:01:35,520 --> 01:01:38,159 Rad. Rad. 746 01:01:38,160 --> 01:01:39,999 Well, Rad, you know, 747 01:01:40,000 --> 01:01:41,399 you don't have to apologize 748 01:01:41,400 --> 01:01:43,319 to somebody for bothering them 749 01:01:43,320 --> 01:01:45,479 if they're the one that started the conversation. 750 01:01:45,480 --> 01:01:48,279 - Okay. - Okay. 751 01:01:48,280 --> 01:01:49,741 Sorry. 752 01:02:12,240 --> 01:02:15,239 Don't go near that place if you can help it! 753 01:02:15,240 --> 01:02:18,639 I think you might want to leave, buddy. 754 01:02:18,640 --> 01:02:21,227 What's your name, kid? 755 01:03:10,560 --> 01:03:12,021 Rad? 756 01:03:13,400 --> 01:03:14,879 Hey. 757 01:03:14,880 --> 01:03:16,799 I'm sorry about the other night. 758 01:03:16,800 --> 01:03:19,279 I got really drunk. I don't even know what happened. 759 01:03:19,280 --> 01:03:23,079 Well, maybe you should try to control yourself better. 760 01:03:23,080 --> 01:03:24,639 Look, I'm sorry if I gave you 761 01:03:24,640 --> 01:03:26,159 the wrong idea about us, but... 762 01:03:26,160 --> 01:03:29,079 No, I got the wrong idea about you. 763 01:03:29,080 --> 01:03:30,839 It's not like we were even close to dating. 764 01:03:30,840 --> 01:03:33,799 You know, Teddy warned me and he was right. 765 01:03:33,800 --> 01:03:37,741 You're nothing but a stone-cold skeezer. 766 01:03:43,960 --> 01:03:48,159 That was by far the coolest thing you've ever done. 767 01:03:48,160 --> 01:03:50,319 Felt pretty cool. 768 01:03:50,320 --> 01:03:54,306 Whoa, maybe you actually are cool. 769 01:04:39,120 --> 01:04:41,199 Yo, yo, yo, what's happening, 770 01:04:41,200 --> 01:04:42,799 Ebony and Ivory? 771 01:04:42,800 --> 01:04:45,439 Or is it Ebony and Ebony? 772 01:04:45,440 --> 01:04:47,239 More like Ivory and Ivory! 773 01:04:47,240 --> 01:04:49,599 Hope you've been practicing, Miracle. 774 01:04:49,600 --> 01:04:51,239 That's a fitting last name, 775 01:04:51,240 --> 01:04:52,959 since you're going to need one. 776 01:04:52,960 --> 01:04:56,343 You should change your last name to Skunk! 777 01:05:15,560 --> 01:05:17,100 Hello? 778 01:06:43,160 --> 01:06:45,719 You were a ping pong champion? 779 01:06:45,720 --> 01:06:49,119 And a bowling champion and a hot rod champion, 780 01:06:49,120 --> 01:06:51,639 but you were really a ping pong champion? 781 01:06:51,640 --> 01:06:56,039 Yeah. So? 782 01:06:56,040 --> 01:06:57,990 Can you help me? 783 01:07:04,640 --> 01:07:08,759 It's time to cut these beauties. You want to help? 784 01:07:08,760 --> 01:07:10,471 Uh... 785 01:07:14,560 --> 01:07:17,079 Well, I loved playing ping pong. 786 01:07:17,080 --> 01:07:19,199 But, you know, to compete, to be really good, 787 01:07:19,200 --> 01:07:21,719 you just have to practice all the time, 788 01:07:21,720 --> 01:07:22,999 all the time. I mean, 789 01:07:23,000 --> 01:07:25,079 you can't have vacations 790 01:07:25,080 --> 01:07:27,279 or a social life, anything like that. 791 01:07:27,280 --> 01:07:31,239 And I hated the tournaments. 792 01:07:31,240 --> 01:07:33,508 It just took all of the fun out of it for me. 793 01:07:34,840 --> 01:07:36,199 I don't want to become 794 01:07:36,200 --> 01:07:38,707 some world class superstar. 795 01:07:40,920 --> 01:07:43,700 I just really want to beat Lyle. 796 01:07:49,000 --> 01:07:51,519 Well... 797 01:07:51,520 --> 01:07:53,479 I think it'll take one lesson 798 01:07:53,480 --> 01:07:57,279 to beat that spoiled little dipshit. 799 01:07:57,280 --> 01:07:58,786 Let's do it. 800 01:08:11,760 --> 01:08:13,550 Whoa. 801 01:08:18,920 --> 01:08:20,239 What's this? 802 01:08:20,240 --> 01:08:21,759 This is your new paddle. 803 01:08:21,760 --> 01:08:23,279 Here, let's get your finger out. 804 01:08:23,280 --> 01:08:25,039 See that grip? Good. 805 01:08:25,040 --> 01:08:26,879 Show me what you got. 806 01:08:26,880 --> 01:08:29,239 Aren't you going to play with me? 807 01:08:29,240 --> 01:08:31,119 No, you have to beat yourself before you beat somebody else. 808 01:08:31,120 --> 01:08:32,900 I'm just going to sit here and drink. 809 01:08:35,080 --> 01:08:36,359 That's it. 810 01:08:36,360 --> 01:08:39,639 The ball making contact, ball making contact, ball making contact. 811 01:08:39,640 --> 01:08:41,639 That's it. You don't need crazy spin 812 01:08:41,640 --> 01:08:44,239 or flashy moves, you don't even need any style, really. 813 01:08:44,240 --> 01:08:46,519 You just have to focus 814 01:08:46,520 --> 01:08:49,319 and watch the ball making contact. 815 01:08:49,320 --> 01:08:51,119 Focus. Ball making contact, 816 01:08:51,120 --> 01:08:52,799 ball making contact, good! 817 01:08:52,800 --> 01:08:54,879 Ball making contact, ball making contact... 818 01:08:54,880 --> 01:08:58,627 Oh. Try it again. 819 01:09:02,320 --> 01:09:05,719 Oh, you are in your head, man, and you've got all this negative chatter 820 01:09:05,720 --> 01:09:07,399 that you're thinking, "I'm so nervous," 821 01:09:07,400 --> 01:09:09,239 "I don't know what I'm doing," 822 01:09:09,240 --> 01:09:13,279 "Lyle's too big," "What's Randi thinking?" You've just got to switch it off, okay? 823 01:09:13,280 --> 01:09:15,079 And reload. 824 01:09:15,080 --> 01:09:17,439 Physically, mentally, and emotionally. 825 01:09:17,440 --> 01:09:19,639 And you do that by having a recovery routine. 826 01:09:19,640 --> 01:09:20,679 Every pro has one. 827 01:09:20,680 --> 01:09:23,439 After a point, you go to your recovery routine. 828 01:09:23,440 --> 01:09:25,279 You might see some pros, 829 01:09:25,280 --> 01:09:27,119 they go up and they touch the table like that, 830 01:09:27,120 --> 01:09:28,919 or they blow on the ball, they blow on their palms, 831 01:09:28,920 --> 01:09:30,559 they take their towel out, maybe all of them. 832 01:09:30,560 --> 01:09:32,319 I used to jump up-and-down on my toes 833 01:09:32,320 --> 01:09:33,639 and then go to my safe zone 834 01:09:33,640 --> 01:09:35,359 and come back and focus. 835 01:09:35,360 --> 01:09:37,279 Got it? 836 01:09:37,280 --> 01:09:40,982 Okay, so, what is your recovery routine going to be? 837 01:09:44,760 --> 01:09:46,639 Okay, well, we don't have to decide that right now. 838 01:09:46,640 --> 01:09:49,719 Just start focusing. Go ahead. 839 01:09:49,720 --> 01:09:52,341 Ball making contact, there you go. 840 01:09:54,000 --> 01:09:55,301 Good. 841 01:10:06,040 --> 01:10:07,439 That's it. 842 01:10:07,440 --> 01:10:09,199 The ball hitting the paddle. 843 01:10:09,200 --> 01:10:11,319 That's it. Keep it low. 844 01:10:11,320 --> 01:10:13,039 Use a smasher. You don't want to give it to him. 845 01:10:13,040 --> 01:10:16,599 That's it! The ball making contact, the ball making contact, the ball making contact. 846 01:10:16,600 --> 01:10:19,439 That's it, now focus, focus. 847 01:10:19,440 --> 01:10:21,359 Good, good! 848 01:10:21,360 --> 01:10:23,959 The ball making contact, the ball making contact. 849 01:10:23,960 --> 01:10:25,679 That's it, keep your focus. 850 01:10:25,680 --> 01:10:27,559 Keep your focus, that's it. 851 01:10:27,560 --> 01:10:29,559 Keep your focus. 852 01:10:29,560 --> 01:10:31,399 That's it, that's it, keep your focus. 853 01:10:31,400 --> 01:10:34,679 Good. Okay. 854 01:10:34,680 --> 01:10:37,839 The ball making contact, the ball making contact, 855 01:10:37,840 --> 01:10:45,119 the ball making contact, the ball making contact, 856 01:10:45,120 --> 01:10:48,559 the ball making contact, the ball making contact, 857 01:10:48,560 --> 01:10:50,199 the ball making contact, 858 01:10:50,200 --> 01:10:52,946 good, the ball making contact. 859 01:10:54,600 --> 01:10:57,380 Oh, you lost your focus. 860 01:10:58,800 --> 01:11:01,228 Teddy, get in here! 861 01:11:05,360 --> 01:11:07,439 Teddy, this is Randi Jammer. 862 01:11:07,440 --> 01:11:11,759 Randi Jammer, this is my best friend, Teddy Fryy. 863 01:11:11,760 --> 01:11:15,826 Well. Nice to meet you best friend Teddy Fryy. 864 01:11:19,960 --> 01:11:22,519 Are you going to come tomorrow? 865 01:11:22,520 --> 01:11:24,424 You don't need me there. 866 01:11:27,880 --> 01:11:30,719 Radford. 867 01:11:30,720 --> 01:11:32,719 Radical. 868 01:11:32,720 --> 01:11:35,039 You're not Radford Miracle. 869 01:11:35,040 --> 01:11:39,519 You're Radical Miracle! 870 01:11:39,520 --> 01:11:41,959 And you're... 871 01:11:41,960 --> 01:11:43,999 Teddy Flyy. 872 01:11:44,000 --> 01:11:46,839 And what about you, Randi Jammer? 873 01:11:46,840 --> 01:11:50,030 You're the Rammer! 874 01:11:53,240 --> 01:11:54,701 No. 875 01:12:01,040 --> 01:12:05,159 Maybe I could come visit you in Mount Airy. 876 01:12:05,160 --> 01:12:09,545 Or you could come visit me in Baltimore. 877 01:12:13,160 --> 01:12:15,428 I don't really have any friends back home. 878 01:12:17,640 --> 01:12:19,066 I don't either. 879 01:12:25,560 --> 01:12:28,227 I wish this summer didn't ever have to end. 880 01:12:30,360 --> 01:12:34,679 Yeah. It was the best summer ever. 881 01:12:34,680 --> 01:12:36,799 But you know what's going to make it even better? 882 01:12:36,800 --> 01:12:38,279 What? 883 01:12:38,280 --> 01:12:43,199 When you cream Lyle tomorrow! 884 01:12:43,200 --> 01:12:46,519 Rad Miracle fold Lyle Ace he was going to skunk him! 885 01:12:46,520 --> 01:12:49,300 And then he hawked a loogie on his IROC! 886 01:12:55,880 --> 01:12:59,599 One game. One game. No excuses. 887 01:12:59,600 --> 01:13:03,199 What did you just do? You're crazy. 888 01:13:03,200 --> 01:13:05,559 Do you "smort" cocaine? 889 01:13:05,560 --> 01:13:07,999 - I'm going to go pee now. - Have fun. 890 01:13:08,000 --> 01:13:10,348 Bologna and cheese. 891 01:13:14,880 --> 01:13:16,319 Morning, bud. 892 01:13:16,320 --> 01:13:18,319 Morning. 893 01:13:18,320 --> 01:13:22,759 So, I heard about your big showdown today. 894 01:13:22,760 --> 01:13:24,550 Who told you? 895 01:13:26,400 --> 01:13:30,399 Teddy told Michelle and she told us. 896 01:13:30,400 --> 01:13:31,559 Are you going to come? 897 01:13:31,560 --> 01:13:33,439 Do you want us to? 898 01:13:33,440 --> 01:13:34,959 I guess so. 899 01:13:34,960 --> 01:13:38,399 Of course we're going to be there. 900 01:13:38,400 --> 01:13:41,039 Listen, I hear this kid you're playing is a real punk. 901 01:13:41,040 --> 01:13:43,159 But remember, it's just a game, 902 01:13:43,160 --> 01:13:45,119 and even if you lose, 903 01:13:45,120 --> 01:13:46,599 it's not the end of the world. 904 01:13:46,600 --> 01:13:47,999 It's just not. 905 01:13:48,000 --> 01:13:51,279 We'll love you no matter what. 906 01:13:51,280 --> 01:13:54,279 I just want to beat him so bad. 907 01:13:54,280 --> 01:13:57,399 Bad meaning bad or bad meaning good? 908 01:13:57,400 --> 01:14:00,067 - Bad meaning both. - Hm. 909 01:14:03,360 --> 01:14:05,599 Hey Michelle, can you bring me my coffee? 910 01:14:05,600 --> 01:14:08,159 Bring it yourself! 911 01:14:08,160 --> 01:14:10,799 She's got a mouth on her, doesn't she? 912 01:14:10,800 --> 01:14:12,959 I'm not asking, I'm telling! 913 01:14:12,960 --> 01:14:14,625 Whatever. 914 01:14:25,160 --> 01:14:28,270 I didn't want to splurge but your mother insisted. 915 01:14:33,800 --> 01:14:35,479 Come here. 916 01:14:35,480 --> 01:14:37,748 Ohhh. 917 01:14:40,560 --> 01:14:42,719 It was 37 dollars. 918 01:14:42,720 --> 01:14:44,800 - We'll take it out of your pocket money. - Oh, yeah. 919 01:15:47,720 --> 01:15:49,943 Rad? 920 01:15:54,240 --> 01:15:56,559 You look different. 921 01:15:56,560 --> 01:16:00,239 Listen, I'm so sorry things got so messed up between us. 922 01:16:00,240 --> 01:16:02,239 But I'm getting my life back on track 923 01:16:02,240 --> 01:16:05,199 and I'm off the Funk Punch forever. 924 01:16:05,200 --> 01:16:07,319 What about cocaine? 925 01:16:07,320 --> 01:16:09,359 I never did cocaine, Rad. 926 01:16:09,360 --> 01:16:13,159 I guess you could say brain freeze was my addiction. 927 01:16:13,160 --> 01:16:16,519 Then what was the powder you mixed into your Funk Punch? 928 01:16:16,520 --> 01:16:18,559 That was Pixie Stix. 929 01:16:18,560 --> 01:16:20,879 It doubled the power of my brain freeze. 930 01:16:20,880 --> 01:16:24,239 But from here on out, I am Sugar-Free Stacy. 931 01:16:24,240 --> 01:16:26,119 Good for you. 932 01:16:26,120 --> 01:16:28,079 I've also been doing some thinking, 933 01:16:28,080 --> 01:16:31,199 and realize that I think 934 01:16:31,200 --> 01:16:34,239 I genuinely like you. 935 01:16:34,240 --> 01:16:37,079 Well, that's cool, but can we talk about this later? 936 01:16:37,080 --> 01:16:38,950 I kinda have to play Lyle now. 937 01:16:41,280 --> 01:16:43,039 Kick his ass... 938 01:16:43,040 --> 01:16:44,466 "Radical Miracle." 939 01:16:57,360 --> 01:16:59,230 This place is pretty cool. 940 01:17:03,800 --> 01:17:05,319 Come on, Rad, you got this. 941 01:17:05,320 --> 01:17:06,999 If he hits topspin, you hit backspin. 942 01:17:07,000 --> 01:17:09,639 If he hits backspin, you hit topspin. 943 01:17:09,640 --> 01:17:11,679 - Crush him. Crush him. - If he hits something else, just hit it over the net. 944 01:17:11,680 --> 01:17:14,319 Everybody's here for you, except probably those two. 945 01:17:14,320 --> 01:17:16,279 - Look at his stupid space pants. - Did you see the way Stacy looked at you, too? 946 01:17:16,280 --> 01:17:18,959 I think she really likes you. 947 01:17:18,960 --> 01:17:21,439 - Send him back to Pluto. - You got this. You've been using the little paddle, 948 01:17:21,440 --> 01:17:23,479 Now you're going to get the big paddle and you're going to do great. 949 01:17:23,480 --> 01:17:25,559 - Watch. Ready? - Remember everything Randi taught you. 950 01:17:25,560 --> 01:17:26,879 - And go. - You got this, Rad, you got this. You ready? 951 01:17:26,880 --> 01:17:28,479 - Another one. - Ready? 952 01:17:28,480 --> 01:17:30,359 - You really think I can win? - Kinda. 953 01:17:30,360 --> 01:17:33,106 - And down. - Ahhh! 954 01:17:42,720 --> 01:17:47,879 A twerp paddle for a twerp twerp! 955 01:17:47,880 --> 01:17:52,079 - Well, that's just nasty. - I don't like the look of that fella. 956 01:17:52,080 --> 01:17:54,030 Never trust a redhead. 957 01:17:55,720 --> 01:17:57,279 Did you see the look on his face 958 01:17:57,280 --> 01:17:59,759 when you called him Radical Miracle? 959 01:17:59,760 --> 01:18:01,519 Win or lose, we're getting a bushel of crabs 960 01:18:01,520 --> 01:18:04,359 tonight to celebrate. You're all invited! 961 01:18:04,360 --> 01:18:06,679 Alright! That's enough. 962 01:18:06,680 --> 01:18:08,639 Rad, you look warmed up enough. 963 01:18:08,640 --> 01:18:11,679 Lyle, as always, you're smoking hot. 964 01:18:11,680 --> 01:18:13,119 Win this thing, 965 01:18:13,120 --> 01:18:15,661 and let's get this over with. 966 01:18:22,360 --> 01:18:24,519 Here you go, honey. 967 01:18:24,520 --> 01:18:26,106 Good luck. 968 01:18:29,400 --> 01:18:31,350 Volley for serve! 969 01:18:37,440 --> 01:18:38,559 "P"... 970 01:18:38,560 --> 01:18:39,719 "I"... 971 01:18:39,720 --> 01:18:40,759 "N"... 972 01:18:40,760 --> 01:18:42,319 "G"... 973 01:18:42,320 --> 01:18:44,065 Yeah! 974 01:18:59,600 --> 01:19:01,550 One serving zero. 975 01:19:07,960 --> 01:19:09,705 Two serving zero. 976 01:19:20,120 --> 01:19:22,229 Three serving zero. 977 01:19:30,600 --> 01:19:32,265 Four serving zero. 978 01:19:37,120 --> 01:19:39,104 Zero serving six. 979 01:19:43,600 --> 01:19:45,140 Eight serving three. 980 01:19:50,120 --> 01:19:51,467 Ouch. 981 01:19:56,800 --> 01:19:58,359 That wasn't fair. 982 01:19:58,360 --> 01:20:00,025 Five serving fifteen. 983 01:20:01,920 --> 01:20:04,109 And it's out of here! 984 01:20:05,720 --> 01:20:07,199 Shut up! 985 01:20:07,200 --> 01:20:09,799 Seven serving eighteen. 986 01:20:09,800 --> 01:20:11,959 Time out! 987 01:20:11,960 --> 01:20:13,559 Get over here. 988 01:20:13,560 --> 01:20:16,559 Oh, so now crazy lady is his coach. 989 01:20:16,560 --> 01:20:18,559 Of course she is. 990 01:20:18,560 --> 01:20:21,746 "Thank you so much for coaching me, Weird Mommy!" 991 01:20:25,080 --> 01:20:26,999 What are you doing? 992 01:20:27,000 --> 01:20:28,799 Losing, I guess. 993 01:20:28,800 --> 01:20:30,879 Forget about them. 994 01:20:30,880 --> 01:20:33,719 Switch it off. Reload. 995 01:20:33,720 --> 01:20:35,239 You know how to play, 996 01:20:35,240 --> 01:20:36,719 you know what you have to do to win. 997 01:20:36,720 --> 01:20:40,759 The ball making contact, right? 998 01:20:40,760 --> 01:20:43,559 What you bring to that table is who you are. 999 01:20:43,560 --> 01:20:48,399 You have the power inside you to do this. You do. 1000 01:20:48,400 --> 01:20:52,959 Now is the time to stop being a loser. 1001 01:20:52,960 --> 01:20:55,308 Now's the time to kiss the girl. 1002 01:21:12,320 --> 01:21:14,279 So I didn't mean literally but good. 1003 01:21:14,280 --> 01:21:15,839 You're going to take a breath, 1004 01:21:15,840 --> 01:21:18,479 recovery routine, focus. 1005 01:21:18,480 --> 01:21:21,181 Then beat this prick. 1006 01:21:25,840 --> 01:21:27,839 The ball making contact, 1007 01:21:27,840 --> 01:21:30,119 the ball making contact, the ball making contact. 1008 01:21:30,120 --> 01:21:32,119 - What is your recovery routine? - Ball making contact. 1009 01:21:32,120 --> 01:21:34,479 The ball making contact. The ball making contact. 1010 01:21:34,480 --> 01:21:36,479 What is your recovery routine? 1011 01:21:36,480 --> 01:21:41,719 The ball making contact, the ball making contact. 1012 01:21:41,720 --> 01:21:43,439 What are you doing? 1013 01:21:43,440 --> 01:21:46,061 Stop breakdancing and play ping pong! 1014 01:21:49,000 --> 01:21:52,159 Ooh! Yeah! 1015 01:21:52,160 --> 01:21:54,359 Go, honey! 1016 01:21:54,360 --> 01:21:55,991 Eight serving eighteen. 1017 01:21:58,400 --> 01:22:00,668 Nine serving eighteen. 1018 01:22:01,920 --> 01:22:03,079 Ten serving eighteen. 1019 01:22:05,600 --> 01:22:07,439 Yeah! 1020 01:22:07,440 --> 01:22:09,639 Eleven serving eighteen. 1021 01:22:09,640 --> 01:22:12,261 Luck-luck-luck-luck! 1022 01:22:23,440 --> 01:22:24,639 That's it, Rad. 1023 01:22:26,440 --> 01:22:28,159 Shake it off, you got this. 1024 01:22:28,160 --> 01:22:30,144 Eighteen serving twelve. 1025 01:22:48,320 --> 01:22:51,239 You got to get it over the net. 1026 01:22:51,240 --> 01:22:54,623 Nineteen serving thirteen. 1027 01:23:15,360 --> 01:23:17,469 Nineteen serving fifteen. 1028 01:23:22,920 --> 01:23:24,839 Come on, Lyle. 1029 01:23:24,840 --> 01:23:26,519 Bite me, Dale! 1030 01:23:26,520 --> 01:23:28,151 Sixteen serving nineteen. 1031 01:23:29,160 --> 01:23:30,746 Your serve. 1032 01:23:38,520 --> 01:23:40,079 Alright, Rad! 1033 01:23:43,960 --> 01:23:46,831 Seventeen serving nineteen. 1034 01:24:04,520 --> 01:24:06,504 Eighteen serving nineteen! 1035 01:24:22,960 --> 01:24:26,239 Good shot, Rad. 1036 01:24:26,240 --> 01:24:28,542 Nineteen serving nineteen! 1037 01:24:42,000 --> 01:24:44,701 Oh my gosh, it's game point! It's game point! 1038 01:24:46,160 --> 01:24:48,428 Twenty serving nineteen. 1039 01:24:54,840 --> 01:24:58,269 Yeah! You go! This! 1040 01:25:00,640 --> 01:25:03,227 That was a big mistake. 1041 01:25:12,000 --> 01:25:14,143 Twenty serving twenty. 1042 01:25:23,920 --> 01:25:25,879 Oh my God, he beat him? He won? 1043 01:25:25,880 --> 01:25:27,719 No, he has to win by two. 1044 01:25:27,720 --> 01:25:29,079 Come on, Rad. One more point. 1045 01:25:29,080 --> 01:25:30,666 Twenty-one serving twenty! 1046 01:25:32,880 --> 01:25:34,341 Come on, Rad. 1047 01:26:38,440 --> 01:26:40,919 The winner, Radical Miracle! 1048 01:26:46,720 --> 01:26:48,021 The Rammer! 1048 01:26:49,305 --> 01:26:55,310 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org