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This is the story about my father

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and the summer we spent
together many years ago.

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It was the summer
that changed my life.

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<i>♪ Your love is fading ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I feel it fade ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Your love is fading ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Woman, I feel it fade ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Ah-hh, woman ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Woman, your touch, your
touch has gone cold ♪</i>

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<i>♪ It's as if someone else
controls your very soul ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I fooled myself ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Long as I can ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Can feel the presence ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Of another man ♪</i>

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<i>♪ It's there when
you speak my name ♪</i>

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<i>♪ It's just not the same ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Ooh, babe ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I'm losing you ♪</i>

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<i>♪ It's in the air ♪</i>

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<i>♪ It's there everywhere ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Baby, baby, babe ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I'm losing you. ♪</i>

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Later on in the show,
I'm gonna wash it out

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right in front of you
so you can see how it looks.

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Burger Maker, the
ingenious kitchen gadget

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that lets you stuff,
stuff, stuff your way

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to the best tasting burgers ever.

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Thanks to the upper wind.
The upper wind pattern right now

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is warmer through the
middle part of the country,

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and by the weekend it'll continue
to add this bulge of high pressure

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right through the
midsection of the U.S.

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That'll keep the warm air
coming from the west.

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Our temperature's above normal

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probably through the
beginning of next week.

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Coming to bed?

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In a minute.

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Are you crying?

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No.

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Babe.

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You're crying.

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This weather make you sad?

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I don't know what it is.

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Everything just
makes me cry lately.

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Maybe I have high blood pressure.

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I don't think you have
high blood pressure.

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Driving down the street
today, I see this guy

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buying his little boy a snow cone,

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you know, from the back of a truck

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and I start blubbering like a baby.
I had to pull over.

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Maybe you're thinking
about your son.

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I mean, he's graduating
high school tomorrow.

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It's not like he's
going off to war.

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No, but he's getting to that age.

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It's an adjustment.

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I'll say.

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You've been a great dad to him, Al.

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And you always will be.

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I have an idea.

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Why don't I come over next weekend

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and I can cook dinner
for the three of us

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and get to finally meet the
legendary Freddy Klein?

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Yeah, maybe.

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"Yeah, maybe"?

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What am I doing wrong here?

65
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You're not doing anything wrong.

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Then why can't we be together?
I mean, really together?

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Linda, you are...

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come on, don't do that.

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Don't do this.

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Who the hell is calling
at this time of night?

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Oh, I wonder.

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- Hello.
- Hey, Al.

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We have a little situation
here at the lot.

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What are you doing at the lot?

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My TV crashed.
I wanted to catch the game.

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Anyway, there's a young man here...

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what's your name?

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- Jason.
- Jason what?

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- Sanders.
- His name is Jason Sanders.

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Any relation to Phil
Sanders at B of A?

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No.

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Jason here tried to boost
the silver Mustang

83
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we traded in last month.

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Luckily, I was here to catch
his felonious ass.

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- Did you call the cops?
- No, I did not call the police.

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I wanted to talk to you first.

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- Well, what do you think?
- I don't know yet.

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What?

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Well, no, I don't like the fact
this keeps happening

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any more than you do.

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Yes, he is trespassing.

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What, you mean like in the leg?

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Mister, let's not get crazy here.

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Okay? Come on.

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I'll do anything
to make this right, I promise.

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He says he'll do anything
to make it right.

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I'll be right down.

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Get in the back, Pretty Boy Floyd.

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You make me nervous.

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We think that Herman's
been washed out to sea.

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So what's the problem?

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Ash, we've got to fix that clock.

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This is classic.

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Am I interrupting anything?

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Yeah, Herman's getting
the shit beat out of him tonight.

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What's with the gun?

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Good, isn't it? It looks real.

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Oh, thank God.

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I know you.

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You were here the other
day with your friends.

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- Yeah.
- He was driving a BMW.

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What are you doing
trying to steal a car from us?

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Mister, I wasn't going
to keep the car, okay?

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I swear. I was just going to drive
it around for a couple hours.

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Why?

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My friends dared me to do it.
This whole thing was just a goof.

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It's a "goof."

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My son goofed like that,
I'd put my foot up his ass.

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You ever been to prison, Jason?

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No.

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Let me see your wallet.

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I don't have any money.

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- Call the police.
- Okay, here you go.

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Who is Dr. William Sanders?

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It's my father.

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Mr. Martini, call in
a $6,500 approval

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while I do Mr. Sanders' paperwork.

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I'm sorry, what?

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6,500? That's a very good price.

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You know, I got a soft spot
for troubled youths.

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You guys can't do this.
This is my father's credit card.

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I'm not allowed to use it
except for emergencies.

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Mr. Sanders, if you do not
consider grand theft auto

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an emergency,
then you live one wild life.

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This is gonna bring you and your
father much closer together.

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It really will, trust me.

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Yeah, I'd like
an authorization, please.

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I'm sorry, what exactly
are you guys doing?

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Selling you a car.

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Everyone is intimidated by a shark. Become
a Card Shark AMERICASCARDROOM.COM

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That exhaust system under warranty?

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Not that I'm aware of.

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What time we got to be
at graduation tomorrow?

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Noon.

145
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Should I wear a sport coat?
Suit? What should I wear?

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What is it with...
I got to dress you now?

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Wear whatever you want.

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Al, you know what I realized
about you after all these years?

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You got a lousy disposition.

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Let's go to Casa Rio, grab a drink.

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Good night, Ash.

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It's ladies' night.

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Good sale.

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Yes, it was.

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Why did they want him to sleep
outside in a tent?

156
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This I do not understand.
It's stupid.

157
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Pete. Pete. They're Scouts.

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That's what Boy Scouts do,
they go camping.

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Why? There's no bathroom.
There's snakes over there.

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Costas, hey. Give him the dolmade,

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don't give him the spanakopita.
Come on.

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Hey, come on, guys.
Let's go, chop chop.

163
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We got people waiting
to get to work here.

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I like your pocket thingy.

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Oh, well, thank you. Yes.

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It's what I like to call
the "finishing touch."

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Just got this one in.
Less than 30,000 miles on it.

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Mint condition. New paint job.

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If you have any questions,
don't be afraid to ask.

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My name is Al.

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I'm one of the owners.
You deal with me directly.

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Yes, they do.

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He's not eating, Mother.

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There's something wrong with him.

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No, I don't want to wait
until the weekend.

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I can't.

177
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Will you please just take him
to the vet this afternoon?

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Emergency.

179
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Yes, I will reimburse you.

180
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I know I still owe you
for the marshmallows.

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- Diamond Motors.
- I've got to go.

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I'm so sorry about that,
Mr. Martini.

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Oh, I made those cookies
for you and Mr. Klein.

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And they're sugar-free.

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Did you process the paperwork
I put on your desk last night?

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Oh, you left paperwork?

187
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Yeah.

188
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The Mustang? We sold it last night.

189
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I didn't see anything.

190
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It's... it'd be right here.

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I don't use my in-box.

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I'm afraid I would
rely on it too much.

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Just process the car, Gail.

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- Okay.
- Thanks.

195
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- Mr. Martini.
- Yeah?

196
00:10:08,608 --> 00:10:11,006
Do you think that I might be able
to leave a little bit early today

197
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because I think my cat
might be dying?

198
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No.

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<i>♪ Oogum, oogum, boogum, boogum ♪</i>

200
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<i>♪ Boogum, now, baby,
you're casting your spell on me... ♪</i>

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- May I sit in, please?
- By all means.

202
00:10:33,967 --> 00:10:36,240
Al, Al, hey. What are you doing?

203
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Showing these nice people a car.

204
00:10:38,221 --> 00:10:40,681
No, no, no. I got someone
coming by this afternoon to buy it.

205
00:10:40,682 --> 00:10:42,125
Who?

206
00:10:42,183 --> 00:10:45,002
It's a doctor from Beverly Hills.
He wants it for his kid.

207
00:10:45,061 --> 00:10:46,841
I'm sorry, folks.
I can't sell you the car.

208
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Why not?

209
00:10:50,066 --> 00:10:51,839
Did this doctor leave a deposit?

210
00:10:51,901 --> 00:10:53,002
No.

211
00:10:53,069 --> 00:10:55,843
Well, did he sign anything?

212
00:10:55,905 --> 00:10:58,099
- Al, he really wants the car.
- Ash.

213
00:10:58,158 --> 00:11:00,807
- I...
- I...

214
00:11:00,869 --> 00:11:03,142
- Come on.
- Hey, I'm sorry.

215
00:11:05,248 --> 00:11:08,192
A little oil will fix that right up.
That's nothing.

216
00:11:08,251 --> 00:11:10,149
Slide on in there.

217
00:11:18,428 --> 00:11:20,030
Can I start the engine, please?

218
00:11:20,096 --> 00:11:21,823
- I'm sorry?
- Can I start the engine?

219
00:11:21,890 --> 00:11:23,617
Yes, by all means. There you go.

220
00:11:32,817 --> 00:11:34,169
May I?

221
00:11:34,235 --> 00:11:36,383
This is nothing.

222
00:11:36,446 --> 00:11:38,264
It's just a loose wire. Excuse me.

223
00:11:38,323 --> 00:11:40,846
Barlow!

224
00:11:43,828 --> 00:11:45,579
I'm gonna have my mechanic
take a look at it

225
00:11:45,580 --> 00:11:47,728
and I guarantee you
he's gonna fix this up

226
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in about two minutes' time.

227
00:11:49,959 --> 00:11:52,733
Barlow, I think we have a
little ignition issue here.

228
00:11:52,795 --> 00:11:54,613
Can you take a look?

229
00:11:56,382 --> 00:11:58,234
It'll just take a second, folks.

230
00:11:58,301 --> 00:12:00,620
I thought you told me
this car was ready to roll.

231
00:12:04,307 --> 00:12:05,909
Barlow...

232
00:12:05,975 --> 00:12:08,578
have you been drinking?

233
00:12:10,104 --> 00:12:11,421
Yes, Mr. Klein, I have.

234
00:12:11,481 --> 00:12:13,754
It's 10:00 in the morning.
What's going on?

235
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I come to my house last night
and my wife is not there.

236
00:12:17,862 --> 00:12:20,761
She goes to her mother and she
takes my little Manolo with her.

237
00:12:20,823 --> 00:12:22,721
She say I don't make
her happy no more.

238
00:12:22,784 --> 00:12:24,261
Shh, okay.

239
00:12:24,327 --> 00:12:26,225
Look, I understand
that you're upset.

240
00:12:29,916 --> 00:12:32,217
But we can't do anything
about your wife at this moment.

241
00:12:32,252 --> 00:12:35,071
Wouldn't you agree with that?

242
00:12:36,089 --> 00:12:38,157
Barlow. Barlow.
You can't do this right now.

243
00:12:38,216 --> 00:12:40,444
You've got to pull
yourself together.

244
00:12:40,510 --> 00:12:42,783
Barlow, you can't...

245
00:12:42,845 --> 00:12:44,947
Figured it out.
Just what I thought.

246
00:12:45,014 --> 00:12:47,116
It's a loose wire.
We'll have it done in a second.

247
00:12:47,183 --> 00:12:49,502
Listen to me.

248
00:12:49,560 --> 00:12:51,788
Sometimes things break down.

249
00:12:51,854 --> 00:12:53,956
Right?

250
00:12:54,023 --> 00:12:56,083
And we don't just sit around
and mope, we fix 'em.

251
00:12:56,109 --> 00:12:57,586
You're a fixer.

252
00:12:57,652 --> 00:13:00,881
Now if you can get this car to run,

253
00:13:00,947 --> 00:13:02,594
you can get your wife back.

254
00:13:04,033 --> 00:13:06,306
You really think so?

255
00:13:06,369 --> 00:13:08,938
I know so.

256
00:13:17,755 --> 00:13:19,573
- Try it now.
- Try it now.

257
00:13:20,466 --> 00:13:22,660
There we go.

258
00:13:22,719 --> 00:13:24,099
Loose wire, just like I thought.

259
00:13:28,141 --> 00:13:30,118
- Cash?
- She reaches into her purse,

260
00:13:30,184 --> 00:13:31,752
she pulls out a stack
of hundys this thick.

261
00:13:31,811 --> 00:13:34,289
Outstanding. What'd we
clear on that car? A G?

262
00:13:34,355 --> 00:13:36,799
A little less.
Had to throw in some floor mats,

263
00:13:36,858 --> 00:13:38,233
which we're out of, so call Jerry.

264
00:13:38,234 --> 00:13:39,756
I'll call Jerry.

265
00:13:39,819 --> 00:13:42,513
So guess what I got the kid
for graduation.

266
00:13:42,572 --> 00:13:44,094
I don't know.

267
00:13:44,157 --> 00:13:45,930
A bond.

268
00:13:45,992 --> 00:13:48,470
A bond?

269
00:13:48,536 --> 00:13:50,764
Yeah, a bond.

270
00:13:52,248 --> 00:13:53,941
A bond.

271
00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:55,522
What?

272
00:13:55,585 --> 00:13:58,029
Nothing. It's terrific.
I'm sure he'll love it.

273
00:13:59,464 --> 00:14:02,534
- What'd you get him?
- Just this.

274
00:14:03,426 --> 00:14:05,494
Had it engraved.

275
00:14:05,553 --> 00:14:07,997
It's nice. Is that a Rolex?

276
00:14:11,893 --> 00:14:13,586
No, it's not a Rolex.
Why you busting my stones?

277
00:14:13,644 --> 00:14:14,870
Why you busting my stones?

278
00:14:14,937 --> 00:14:16,038
Now I feel bad about
buying the kid a bond.

279
00:14:16,105 --> 00:14:18,207
Don't feel bad about it.
I'm sure it'll mature when he's 80.

280
00:14:18,274 --> 00:14:20,126
He'll be able to buy
medication with it.

281
00:14:20,193 --> 00:14:24,423
A cane. New teeth.

282
00:14:24,489 --> 00:14:26,637
Hey, cowboy, slow down.
We got time.

283
00:14:26,699 --> 00:14:30,349
I'm required to go to one
high school graduation in my life.

284
00:14:30,411 --> 00:14:32,934
I am not going to be late.

285
00:14:51,682 --> 00:14:54,456
Excuse me, miss.
Where's everyone going?

286
00:14:54,519 --> 00:14:56,542
- The graduation's over.
- No, it's not.

287
00:14:56,604 --> 00:14:59,674
- It starts at noon.
- It started at 9:00.

288
00:15:02,693 --> 00:15:04,921
- Al.
- What?

289
00:15:15,832 --> 00:15:17,855
Come on.

290
00:15:19,752 --> 00:15:21,525
I still can't believe she lets
that wandering monkey

291
00:15:21,587 --> 00:15:22,859
put his hands up her skirt.

292
00:15:22,922 --> 00:15:24,524
Al, how are you?

293
00:15:24,590 --> 00:15:26,363
- Hi, Chicky.
- Martini.

294
00:15:26,426 --> 00:15:28,278
Where's Fred?

295
00:15:28,344 --> 00:15:30,242
Where were you?

296
00:15:30,304 --> 00:15:32,532
We were in the back.

297
00:15:33,683 --> 00:15:35,035
Were you really here?

298
00:15:35,101 --> 00:15:38,375
Would I miss my only kid's
high school graduation?

299
00:15:43,860 --> 00:15:46,713
We were here, Barb.

300
00:15:48,364 --> 00:15:51,468
Wasn't it wonderful seeing him
get his diploma?

301
00:15:51,534 --> 00:15:53,432
It was incredible.

302
00:15:57,373 --> 00:15:59,441
Well, I've got to get back
to the office, so...

303
00:15:59,500 --> 00:16:01,728
I'm not rushing out of here, Chick.

304
00:16:01,794 --> 00:16:04,693
- If you want to go, go.
- If you want to stay, we'll stay.

305
00:16:05,715 --> 00:16:08,318
- So where's Fred?
- With his friends.

306
00:16:09,218 --> 00:16:10,786
It's graduation.

307
00:16:15,266 --> 00:16:17,334
Still hustling cars
out there in the Valley?

308
00:16:17,393 --> 00:16:19,837
- Yeah, we're in Covina.
- Don't play his game, Al.

309
00:16:19,896 --> 00:16:21,168
What game is that?

310
00:16:21,230 --> 00:16:22,832
You're a Century City stockbroker

311
00:16:22,899 --> 00:16:24,922
bilking old ladies
out of their piggy bank money.

312
00:16:24,984 --> 00:16:26,401
First of all, I don't bilk anyone.

313
00:16:26,402 --> 00:16:28,300
Second of all, I'm a venture
capitalist, not a stockbroker.

314
00:16:28,362 --> 00:16:29,679
- You're a stockbroker.
- Al.

315
00:16:29,739 --> 00:16:30,931
- You're an idiot.
- Ash, shut up.

316
00:16:30,990 --> 00:16:32,182
- Nice pinkie ring.
- Who are you?

317
00:16:32,241 --> 00:16:33,809
- Who are you?
- There he is.

318
00:16:33,868 --> 00:16:36,141
Hey!

319
00:16:36,204 --> 00:16:38,056
Hey, you made it.

320
00:16:38,122 --> 00:16:41,021
- Mr. Martini!
- Buddy boy!

321
00:16:41,083 --> 00:16:42,526
Where were you guys?
I didn't see you anywhere.

322
00:16:42,585 --> 00:16:43,777
- We were in the back.
- Congratulations.

323
00:16:43,836 --> 00:16:46,314
- Look at that.
- Oh, thank you, Martini.

324
00:16:46,380 --> 00:16:49,154
Well, let's open that later.
Give Mom a kiss.

325
00:16:52,720 --> 00:16:55,164
Here you go, Fred. Congratulations.

326
00:16:55,223 --> 00:16:57,417
It's from your mother and me.

327
00:16:58,768 --> 00:17:01,542
- Whoa.
- It's a Julian Jacquard.

328
00:17:01,604 --> 00:17:04,332
- The finest watch in the world.
- It's unreal.

329
00:17:04,398 --> 00:17:07,001
It's what a Rolex wants
to be when it grows up.

330
00:17:07,068 --> 00:17:09,045
Huh?

331
00:17:09,111 --> 00:17:10,838
Yeah.

332
00:17:10,905 --> 00:17:12,473
Thanks, Mom.

333
00:17:12,532 --> 00:17:15,806
Well, it was Chick's idea.
I thought it was a little much.

334
00:17:15,868 --> 00:17:18,221
He deserves it. He did great.

335
00:17:18,287 --> 00:17:20,105
- You did great, Fred.
- Thanks.

336
00:17:20,164 --> 00:17:21,732
Ash, can you take
a picture of the three of us?

337
00:17:21,791 --> 00:17:24,360
Uh, which three?

338
00:17:25,545 --> 00:17:28,398
- Freddy.
- Big smiles, everybody.

339
00:17:29,382 --> 00:17:30,984
Come on, Chicky, smile.

340
00:17:31,050 --> 00:17:33,027
Don't act like you got
a pine cone up your ass.

341
00:17:33,094 --> 00:17:35,754
- Just take the picture, all right?
- There you go. There you go.

342
00:17:36,514 --> 00:17:38,616
Al, would you like a photo?

343
00:17:38,683 --> 00:17:40,877
Yeah, that'd be great.

344
00:17:41,894 --> 00:17:44,417
- Hey, Martini. Get in here.
- What? What?

345
00:17:44,480 --> 00:17:45,752
- You sure?
- Yeah, you in the middle.

346
00:17:45,815 --> 00:17:47,758
- What's this?
- Put that on.

347
00:17:47,817 --> 00:17:49,760
Let me wear that. All right.

348
00:17:49,819 --> 00:17:52,593
Hey, bud, you been laid yet?

349
00:17:52,655 --> 00:17:55,599
- I think so.
- What does that mean?

350
00:17:55,658 --> 00:17:57,760
- I don't know.
- Oh, you'll know.

351
00:17:57,827 --> 00:18:00,430
Smile.

352
00:18:07,795 --> 00:18:10,148
Avi Mendelson, how are you?

353
00:18:10,214 --> 00:18:11,941
Oh, our mistake.

354
00:18:12,008 --> 00:18:14,782
A shaygets who eats creamed herring.
What's the world coming to?

355
00:18:14,844 --> 00:18:16,545
That's what they feed them
on their farm.

356
00:18:16,554 --> 00:18:18,452
Can you be Amish and Jewish?

357
00:18:18,514 --> 00:18:19,911
I don't know.

358
00:18:19,974 --> 00:18:21,917
Anyway, judgment
came up on the TRW.

359
00:18:21,976 --> 00:18:24,670
Lou's not gonna do the deal unless
he can slice 20% off the top.

360
00:18:24,729 --> 00:18:27,252
- He's nuts.
- What'd you do?

361
00:18:27,315 --> 00:18:29,417
He's the only game in town.
I took the deal.

362
00:18:29,483 --> 00:18:31,301
You have a vagina, right?

363
00:18:31,360 --> 00:18:33,758
- She's at her mother's.
- Nice.

364
00:18:33,821 --> 00:18:36,845
Hey, Martini. What's with
quiet boy over here?

365
00:18:36,907 --> 00:18:39,635
I'm fine.

366
00:18:42,955 --> 00:18:44,648
Cheeseburger to go, please.

367
00:18:44,707 --> 00:18:46,980
- Go shtupp yourself, Lennie.
- With what?

368
00:18:47,043 --> 00:18:49,441
I'll bring you a bologna.
It might be big enough.

369
00:18:49,503 --> 00:18:50,820
Throw some coleslaw on that.

370
00:18:50,880 --> 00:18:53,324
Bologna and coleslaw
for the assholes.

371
00:19:06,270 --> 00:19:08,589
- Hello.
- Hey, it's me.

372
00:19:08,648 --> 00:19:11,171
Freddy's not back yet, Al.

373
00:19:11,233 --> 00:19:13,256
Yeah, I'm not looking for Freddy.

374
00:19:13,319 --> 00:19:16,389
Is everything all right?

375
00:19:19,909 --> 00:19:21,602
You sure looked pretty today, Barb.

376
00:19:22,745 --> 00:19:24,472
Thank you, Al.

377
00:19:24,538 --> 00:19:27,141
Let's have dinner tonight.

378
00:19:27,208 --> 00:19:30,528
Mr. Klein, I am Mrs. Barnett.

379
00:19:30,586 --> 00:19:32,734
Come on, come on.
We'll go downtown.

380
00:19:32,797 --> 00:19:34,274
I'll break out my silk shirt.

381
00:19:34,340 --> 00:19:35,817
You put on your high heels.
We'll have a great time.

382
00:19:35,883 --> 00:19:38,281
Well, that's a hell of an offer,

383
00:19:38,344 --> 00:19:41,744
but Chick really hates it
when I date.

384
00:19:43,349 --> 00:19:45,827
It's not a date. Come on.
My son just graduated high school.

385
00:19:45,893 --> 00:19:48,054
As concerned parents,
we need to talk about his future.

386
00:19:49,522 --> 00:19:52,341
My other line is ringing.

387
00:19:52,400 --> 00:19:54,343
- Let it ring.
- I have to go.

388
00:19:54,402 --> 00:19:55,944
If it's important,
they'll call back.

389
00:19:55,945 --> 00:19:59,174
Why are you doing this to me?

390
00:20:00,950 --> 00:20:03,223
Why did you call, Al?

391
00:20:03,285 --> 00:20:06,559
Does Chick still tell you
how pretty you look?

392
00:20:08,958 --> 00:20:11,152
I'm sorry, Barb.
I shouldn't have called.

393
00:20:11,210 --> 00:20:13,108
It was dumb of me to...

394
00:20:43,451 --> 00:20:45,224
Freddy?

395
00:20:45,286 --> 00:20:47,639
Freddy.

396
00:20:49,039 --> 00:20:51,107
- Hey, Dad.
- The graduate.

397
00:20:51,167 --> 00:20:54,237
Hey, I'm glad you're here.

398
00:20:55,755 --> 00:20:57,607
What's up?

399
00:20:57,673 --> 00:21:00,401
I wanted to talk to you
about something.

400
00:21:01,594 --> 00:21:04,243
- Anything wrong?
- Uh...

401
00:21:06,182 --> 00:21:08,125
I don't want to go to Cal Poly.

402
00:21:08,184 --> 00:21:10,753
Okay. Where do you want to go?

403
00:21:12,188 --> 00:21:14,541
I want to work at the car lot.

404
00:21:16,984 --> 00:21:18,301
And do what?

405
00:21:18,360 --> 00:21:20,380
Are you gonna follow Barlow
around with a wrench?

406
00:21:21,530 --> 00:21:24,053
I want to be a salesman.

407
00:21:28,996 --> 00:21:31,144
Okay, I'm listening.

408
00:21:32,124 --> 00:21:33,942
Didn't you always tell me

409
00:21:34,001 --> 00:21:35,444
that what you need to
get by in this world

410
00:21:35,503 --> 00:21:37,697
you don't learn from a book?

411
00:21:37,755 --> 00:21:39,323
I did.

412
00:21:39,381 --> 00:21:42,360
Well, I'm sick of school.
I want to live in the real world.

413
00:21:42,426 --> 00:21:45,245
Don't they like college degrees
in the real world?

414
00:21:45,304 --> 00:21:48,999
Not always.
It depends on what you do.

415
00:21:49,058 --> 00:21:50,455
- Is that a fact?
- Mmmmm.

416
00:21:50,518 --> 00:21:51,893
You talk to your mother about this?

417
00:21:51,894 --> 00:21:54,668
I wanted to talk to you first.

418
00:21:57,650 --> 00:22:01,050
So? What do you think?

419
00:22:02,279 --> 00:22:04,256
I think I'm gonna
make you a sandwich.

420
00:22:04,323 --> 00:22:06,141
I'm serious, Dad.

421
00:22:06,200 --> 00:22:09,850
I guess I just always assumed

422
00:22:09,912 --> 00:22:12,060
that you would to go college

423
00:22:12,122 --> 00:22:14,350
and do something a whole lot bigger
and better than what I did.

424
00:22:14,416 --> 00:22:17,565
I thought you did great, Dad.

425
00:22:18,671 --> 00:22:20,865
I'd be proud if I
grew up to be like you.

426
00:22:26,303 --> 00:22:28,405
I was thinking

427
00:22:28,472 --> 00:22:31,200
maybe I could move in with you.

428
00:22:34,186 --> 00:22:37,540
We could make up
for a lot of lost time.

429
00:22:49,285 --> 00:22:52,059
Well, look.

430
00:22:53,956 --> 00:22:55,478
Even if I do say yes,

431
00:22:55,541 --> 00:22:57,018
your mom's not gonna
go along with this.

432
00:22:57,084 --> 00:22:59,027
I mean, she hates...

433
00:22:59,086 --> 00:23:02,565
with the white-hot intensity
of a thousand suns...

434
00:23:02,631 --> 00:23:05,154
hates what I do for a living.

435
00:23:05,217 --> 00:23:07,411
I don't care.

436
00:23:07,469 --> 00:23:09,663
This is what I want to do, okay?

437
00:23:11,599 --> 00:23:15,169
I'm gonna tell her tonight
if you say yes.

438
00:23:19,189 --> 00:23:21,417
Come on, Dad.

439
00:23:21,483 --> 00:23:24,757
One little yes is all it takes.

440
00:23:39,168 --> 00:23:40,269
Yeah?

441
00:23:40,336 --> 00:23:44,031
If you think that I'm going to let
our son throw away his life

442
00:23:44,089 --> 00:23:46,942
to become a peddler,
well, it's not gonna happen, Al.

443
00:23:47,009 --> 00:23:49,328
- Barb.
- Chick, here, you talk to him.

444
00:23:49,386 --> 00:23:50,863
I don't want to talk to Chick.

445
00:23:50,930 --> 00:23:52,710
Oh, please don't put me
in the middle of...

446
00:23:57,353 --> 00:24:00,172
Al, if the kid wants a job,
he can come and work for me.

447
00:24:00,230 --> 00:24:02,958
- That's not the point.
- Blow it out your ass, Chick.

448
00:24:05,361 --> 00:24:06,553
What?

449
00:24:06,612 --> 00:24:08,589
He wants me to blow it out my ass.

450
00:24:10,741 --> 00:24:14,436
Barb, it's not a good idea.

451
00:24:40,688 --> 00:24:42,631
Been here for 16 years, Al.

452
00:24:42,690 --> 00:24:45,464
You might want to unpack
some of this stuff.

453
00:24:45,526 --> 00:24:47,378
What are you talking about?

454
00:24:47,444 --> 00:24:48,796
That's the high quality gifts
we give away

455
00:24:48,862 --> 00:24:51,260
every time you buy a used car
from Diamond Motors.

456
00:24:51,323 --> 00:24:53,846
- Very nice.
- How would you like a four-ply mop?

457
00:24:53,909 --> 00:24:55,511
I'm good.

458
00:24:57,246 --> 00:24:59,769
Still angry?

459
00:24:59,832 --> 00:25:01,855
Just tired.

460
00:25:01,917 --> 00:25:03,735
Yeah?

461
00:25:03,794 --> 00:25:08,115
I may have been
a little upset last night.

462
00:25:11,260 --> 00:25:13,158
Yeah.

463
00:25:14,430 --> 00:25:18,285
Look, just so you know,
I didn't say yea or boo to him.

464
00:25:18,350 --> 00:25:22,751
I said it's his life
and whatever he wanted to do,

465
00:25:22,813 --> 00:25:25,336
it's fine, he just had
to have your support.

466
00:25:28,902 --> 00:25:31,801
Come on.
Buy an old nag some breakfast.

467
00:25:31,864 --> 00:25:33,716
Sure, where's the old nag?

468
00:25:33,782 --> 00:25:37,056
Always said it. You're the best
salesman in town, Klein.

469
00:25:37,119 --> 00:25:39,221
I never heard you say that.

470
00:25:47,421 --> 00:25:49,569
Thanks.

471
00:25:50,466 --> 00:25:52,239
Soup today is the spiced pumpkin.

472
00:25:52,301 --> 00:25:54,074
Thank you.

473
00:25:57,056 --> 00:25:58,749
How'd you find this place?

474
00:25:58,807 --> 00:26:01,911
The food's good, Al.
You'll like it.

475
00:26:06,106 --> 00:26:08,459
Guess my world's
pretty small, isn't it?

476
00:26:08,525 --> 00:26:12,971
Well, there is life beyond the deli
if you ever care to venture out.

477
00:26:14,990 --> 00:26:16,182
Ready to order?

478
00:26:16,241 --> 00:26:20,437
Yes, I'll have the cafe latte
and an almond croissant.

479
00:26:20,496 --> 00:26:22,894
And for you, sir?

480
00:26:27,711 --> 00:26:28,937
These are eggs?

481
00:26:29,004 --> 00:26:30,981
Yes, they're baked in anisette

482
00:26:31,048 --> 00:26:33,242
with a very light
tomato puree on top.

483
00:26:33,300 --> 00:26:35,198
Ah.

484
00:26:35,260 --> 00:26:37,829
Okay, I'll have the eggs.

485
00:26:37,888 --> 00:26:40,207
But instead of baking them,
just scramble them up.

486
00:26:40,265 --> 00:26:42,743
Nothing on top.
Rye toast. Cup of coffee.

487
00:26:42,810 --> 00:26:45,459
Sure. Okay.

488
00:26:50,192 --> 00:26:53,136
- I like this place.
- I'm glad.

489
00:27:03,539 --> 00:27:06,643
What are we gonna do
about our son, Al?

490
00:27:13,924 --> 00:27:15,822
Meaning what?

491
00:27:15,884 --> 00:27:18,265
Don't get defensive. I didn't
come here to fight with you.

492
00:27:18,303 --> 00:27:20,781
I'm not defensive. I'm listening.

493
00:27:22,558 --> 00:27:24,331
I just feel...

494
00:27:25,519 --> 00:27:27,166
it's important at this point...

495
00:27:27,229 --> 00:27:30,799
I mean, he's still a teenager...

496
00:27:30,858 --> 00:27:34,838
It's important to steer him
clear of disaster if possible.

497
00:27:34,903 --> 00:27:36,630
And by disaster you mean
working with his father?

498
00:27:36,697 --> 00:27:39,346
No, look, I think it would be great
if he came to work with you.

499
00:27:39,408 --> 00:27:42,637
In the summer or during
Christmas vacation, but...

500
00:27:48,750 --> 00:27:51,979
I want him to go to college.
It's important.

501
00:27:52,045 --> 00:27:54,898
Don't you want that, too?

502
00:27:58,844 --> 00:28:01,697
I want you to know

503
00:28:01,763 --> 00:28:04,958
it means a lot to me that we can
sit down and talk like this

504
00:28:05,017 --> 00:28:07,211
without raised voices.

505
00:28:07,269 --> 00:28:10,873
It means that we do have
Freddy's best interests at heart.

506
00:28:10,939 --> 00:28:13,883
But we also both know
that I still have feelings for you

507
00:28:13,942 --> 00:28:16,670
and I get the sense that you're
trying to take advantage of that.

508
00:28:16,737 --> 00:28:19,716
- I don't like it.
- Oh, Jesus, Al.

509
00:28:21,033 --> 00:28:22,885
What is not
in our son's best interest

510
00:28:22,951 --> 00:28:26,021
is for him to throw away
his education to hustle used cars.

511
00:28:26,079 --> 00:28:28,557
"Hustle." Did you rehearse
that one with Chick?

512
00:28:28,624 --> 00:28:30,146
It's got his ring to it.

513
00:28:30,209 --> 00:28:31,902
If I were you,
I would leave Chick out of this.

514
00:28:31,960 --> 00:28:34,358
Gladly. Look, the kid
doesn't want to go to college.

515
00:28:34,421 --> 00:28:35,922
What are we supposed to do,
force him?

516
00:28:35,923 --> 00:28:38,742
No, but I'm certainly
not going to make it easy for him

517
00:28:38,800 --> 00:28:42,120
by giving him free room
and board and a dead-end job.

518
00:28:42,179 --> 00:28:43,596
I see these kids who go to college.

519
00:28:43,597 --> 00:28:44,972
They smoke dope, they drink beer,

520
00:28:44,973 --> 00:28:47,041
they screw each other for four
years on their parents' dime.

521
00:28:47,100 --> 00:28:48,680
You want to talk
about having it easy.

522
00:28:48,727 --> 00:28:50,875
- That is not Freddy.
- I know, he wants to work.

523
00:28:50,938 --> 00:28:52,756
That's good.

524
00:28:52,814 --> 00:28:56,384
I'm sure God is just having
one big old belly laugh right now.

525
00:28:57,736 --> 00:28:59,429
I did everything that I could

526
00:28:59,488 --> 00:29:01,761
to make sure he had
stability in his life.

527
00:29:01,823 --> 00:29:04,392
And what does he do?
Decides to become a car salesman.

528
00:29:04,451 --> 00:29:06,599
That's... that's just perfect.

529
00:29:06,662 --> 00:29:09,185
Look, Barb, 18-year-olds
decide a lot of things.

530
00:29:09,248 --> 00:29:11,442
It's up for review every other day.

531
00:29:11,500 --> 00:29:15,946
If he ends up like you, Al,
I will hang myself.

532
00:29:16,004 --> 00:29:17,777
I really will.

533
00:29:17,839 --> 00:29:19,737
No offense.

534
00:29:35,816 --> 00:29:38,635
But people care about what they
put into their bodies, Pete.

535
00:29:38,694 --> 00:29:40,171
It's not just me.

536
00:29:40,237 --> 00:29:42,260
I think you'd get a whole lot
more customers

537
00:29:42,322 --> 00:29:45,141
if you had a wider variety
of things like legumes,

538
00:29:45,200 --> 00:29:48,019
root vegetables,
stuff like that. Grain.

539
00:29:48,078 --> 00:29:50,556
Keep that in mind, Pete.
Legumes and root vegetables.

540
00:29:50,622 --> 00:29:52,850
Oh! No, I'm serious.

541
00:29:52,916 --> 00:29:55,644
I think if you provided
a healthy option for people,

542
00:29:55,711 --> 00:29:57,984
it'd be really good
for your business.

543
00:30:01,258 --> 00:30:02,826
Where you been?

544
00:30:02,884 --> 00:30:04,986
Oh, eh.

545
00:30:06,179 --> 00:30:07,719
Freddy doesn't want
to go to college.

546
00:30:07,764 --> 00:30:10,037
- Well, who needs college?
- You think?

547
00:30:10,100 --> 00:30:12,123
Because he wants to work here.

548
00:30:12,185 --> 00:30:14,162
Could be good for him, right?

549
00:30:14,229 --> 00:30:16,172
Real-life experience,
stuff like that.

550
00:30:16,231 --> 00:30:19,426
Sure. What's the ex think?

551
00:30:22,237 --> 00:30:24,385
Wow. What do you think?

552
00:30:24,448 --> 00:30:26,846
- Hey, as long as he earns.
- Absolutely.

553
00:30:26,908 --> 00:30:29,557
- No handouts.
- I'm all for it.

554
00:30:29,619 --> 00:30:31,187
I love the kid, you know that.

555
00:30:32,998 --> 00:30:34,896
Okay.

556
00:30:34,958 --> 00:30:38,028
You know what the best part is?
He's gonna live with me.

557
00:30:39,379 --> 00:30:42,528
After all these years.
It's great, right?

558
00:30:44,217 --> 00:30:46,490
That's super. That's super, Al.

559
00:30:46,553 --> 00:30:48,701
It is super.

560
00:30:53,018 --> 00:30:54,791
Thank you.

561
00:30:56,521 --> 00:30:58,715
I cannot tell you
how disappointed I am.

562
00:30:58,774 --> 00:31:00,717
- I cannot tell you.
- Well, then don't.

563
00:31:00,776 --> 00:31:03,504
- Watch your mouth, son.
- I'm not your son.

564
00:31:04,571 --> 00:31:06,139
Listen to me, Freddy.

565
00:31:06,198 --> 00:31:08,050
You don't get these years back.

566
00:31:08,116 --> 00:31:10,344
Being 18, going to college,

567
00:31:10,410 --> 00:31:12,387
having no responsibilities...

568
00:31:12,454 --> 00:31:14,648
it's a great time in your life.

569
00:31:14,706 --> 00:31:16,274
Yeah, I can't wait.

570
00:31:16,333 --> 00:31:20,063
Yeah, dipshit fraternity guys.
Football games. Rah, rah.

571
00:31:20,128 --> 00:31:22,447
Can't wait, Mom. It's gonna be fun.

572
00:31:22,506 --> 00:31:24,529
Just out of curiosity, Fred,

573
00:31:24,591 --> 00:31:27,240
what's it gonna be like
working at a used car lot?

574
00:31:27,302 --> 00:31:29,404
I'm gonna learn how to sell.

575
00:31:29,471 --> 00:31:30,788
From your dad?

576
00:31:30,847 --> 00:31:32,949
That's right.

577
00:31:34,810 --> 00:31:37,709
Hmm.

578
00:31:37,771 --> 00:31:40,920
Alberta, this meat's a little rare.

579
00:31:40,982 --> 00:31:42,459
Sorry, Mr. Barnett.

580
00:31:42,526 --> 00:31:44,720
Just put it back on the
grill for just a minute.

581
00:31:44,778 --> 00:31:46,755
Yes, sir.

582
00:31:50,659 --> 00:31:52,557
Take a look around, Fred.

583
00:31:52,619 --> 00:31:54,346
This house, the things in it.

584
00:31:54,413 --> 00:31:57,437
The view of the ocean.

585
00:31:57,499 --> 00:31:59,727
Pretty nice, isn't it?

586
00:31:59,793 --> 00:32:01,566
Chick.

587
00:32:01,628 --> 00:32:03,671
What? He's old enough
to handle some straight talk.

588
00:32:03,672 --> 00:32:06,116
If he isn't, he needs to learn.

589
00:32:08,510 --> 00:32:11,113
How about your dad?

590
00:32:11,179 --> 00:32:14,624
Does he have any of these things?

591
00:32:16,143 --> 00:32:17,995
If I'm not mistaken,
he's still living in a shoe box

592
00:32:18,061 --> 00:32:19,401
out there in the Valley, right?

593
00:32:19,438 --> 00:32:22,633
Pretty pathetic for a man
his age, don't you think?

594
00:32:22,691 --> 00:32:24,464
He did not mean that.

595
00:32:24,526 --> 00:32:26,378
I promise you he did not mean that.

596
00:32:26,445 --> 00:32:29,048
I'll never understand why you
traded in Dad for this jerk.

597
00:32:29,114 --> 00:32:32,468
I don't care how many
nice things he buys you.

598
00:32:42,377 --> 00:32:45,777
<i>♪ Hello, sunshine ♪</i>

599
00:32:45,839 --> 00:32:48,192
<i>♪ It's been a long ♪</i>

600
00:32:48,258 --> 00:32:51,453
<i>♪ A long time ♪</i>

601
00:32:51,511 --> 00:32:54,490
<i>♪ To see your face ♪</i>

602
00:32:54,556 --> 00:32:57,079
<i>♪ I feel so hopeful. ♪</i>

603
00:32:57,142 --> 00:32:58,835
What is that?

604
00:32:58,894 --> 00:33:01,543
It's a Chevy Impala
with a 350 small block.

605
00:33:01,605 --> 00:33:03,799
Wrong.

606
00:33:03,857 --> 00:33:05,925
- Does it have a smaller engine?
- No, it's a 350.

607
00:33:05,984 --> 00:33:08,382
- It's definitely an Impala.
- Then why are you wrong?

608
00:33:08,445 --> 00:33:11,219
I don't know.

609
00:33:12,782 --> 00:33:14,759
Come on, buddy boy.

610
00:33:14,826 --> 00:33:17,020
What is that?

611
00:33:17,078 --> 00:33:20,273
It's a car.

612
00:33:20,332 --> 00:33:21,872
I don't know
what you want me to say.

613
00:33:21,917 --> 00:33:23,564
Yeah, it's a car,
but what else is it?

614
00:33:23,627 --> 00:33:25,775
- What else?
- That's a story.

615
00:33:25,837 --> 00:33:28,531
It's got four doors.
It's great for carpools.

616
00:33:28,590 --> 00:33:30,192
2,000 pounds of metal
surrounding you.

617
00:33:30,258 --> 00:33:32,326
- Very safe for the little ones.
- Yeah.

618
00:33:32,385 --> 00:33:35,705
- It's made in America.
- "Buy this car, be a patriot."

619
00:33:35,764 --> 00:33:37,806
- It's made in Japan.
- "More bang for your buck."

620
00:33:37,807 --> 00:33:39,079
Okay, all right. I get it.

621
00:33:39,142 --> 00:33:42,621
So tell us, what is it?

622
00:33:44,940 --> 00:33:47,399
It's a place to take your girl
if you live with your parents.

623
00:33:47,400 --> 00:33:49,594
Put a little "tuck and roll"
under her ass.

624
00:33:49,653 --> 00:33:51,881
We are not selling
valves and pistons.

625
00:33:51,947 --> 00:33:54,015
We're selling a better life.

626
00:33:54,074 --> 00:33:56,552
You buy this car, you get laid.

627
00:33:56,618 --> 00:33:58,891
- You get respect.
- At a price you can afford.

628
00:33:58,954 --> 00:34:00,897
But what if I can't afford it?

629
00:34:00,956 --> 00:34:02,399
Sir, I'm glad you asked me that.

630
00:34:02,457 --> 00:34:04,730
With no money down, you can
drive this car off the lot today.

631
00:34:04,793 --> 00:34:05,894
No money down?

632
00:34:05,961 --> 00:34:07,461
You don't pay a penny
until January.

633
00:34:07,462 --> 00:34:09,985
Wow. I'll take it.

634
00:34:10,048 --> 00:34:11,240
You getting this, kid?

635
00:34:11,299 --> 00:34:13,367
I think so.

636
00:34:15,470 --> 00:34:17,823
Al...?

637
00:34:19,432 --> 00:34:21,830
- I like it.
- Huh? Like what?

638
00:34:21,893 --> 00:34:23,245
What are we liking here?
What's going on?

639
00:34:23,311 --> 00:34:26,005
That one's not for you there, amigo.
You can't afford that one.

640
00:34:26,064 --> 00:34:28,087
Keep going.

641
00:34:28,149 --> 00:34:30,217
- Going?
- Keep going.

642
00:34:30,277 --> 00:34:32,220
Going where? Where's he going?

643
00:34:34,114 --> 00:34:36,933
- What's happening?
- Settle.

644
00:34:36,992 --> 00:34:39,311
- There you go.
- There you are.

645
00:34:39,369 --> 00:34:41,267
Park Avenue Buick.
That's the car for you.

646
00:34:41,329 --> 00:34:42,851
Where's Martini going?

647
00:34:42,914 --> 00:34:45,583
You have to be able to size up a
customer in the first 10 seconds.

648
00:34:45,584 --> 00:34:47,652
- How do you do that?
- From the outside in.

649
00:34:47,711 --> 00:34:49,028
What's he wearing?

650
00:34:49,087 --> 00:34:52,236
- He's got brown pants.
- With stains on them.

651
00:34:52,299 --> 00:34:54,447
He's a slob. What else?

652
00:34:54,509 --> 00:34:57,237
T-shirt, tennis shoes.

653
00:34:57,304 --> 00:34:59,953
- Probably got holes in them.
- What is that in your ear?

654
00:35:00,015 --> 00:35:02,038
Not a big spender, is he?

655
00:35:03,476 --> 00:35:06,204
Al, when's the last time
he took a shower?

656
00:35:06,271 --> 00:35:08,794
A shower? Wait, what?

657
00:35:08,857 --> 00:35:10,800
- Tuesday.
- How would you know that?

658
00:35:10,859 --> 00:35:12,211
'Cause Tuesday's the first
of the month.

659
00:35:12,277 --> 00:35:13,629
That's when government
checks come out.

660
00:35:13,695 --> 00:35:16,071
This guy clearly doesn't have a job.
He's gaming the system.

661
00:35:16,072 --> 00:35:19,016
Showered, got dressed,
took the check to the bank,

662
00:35:19,075 --> 00:35:20,927
cashed it and went down
to the two-four poker tables

663
00:35:20,994 --> 00:35:22,655
in Gardena where
he has been ever since.

664
00:35:22,704 --> 00:35:23,896
Might even have made a few bucks.

665
00:35:23,955 --> 00:35:25,728
I agree. That's probably why
he's in the market for a car.

666
00:35:25,790 --> 00:35:27,642
He sold his last one
to pay off his gambling debts.

667
00:35:27,709 --> 00:35:29,610
This yutz couldn't get credit
from his mother.

668
00:35:29,669 --> 00:35:31,021
Strictly a cash deal.

669
00:35:31,087 --> 00:35:33,986
- What are you doing?
- What? I can't hear you.

670
00:35:35,508 --> 00:35:37,593
- What is happening right now?
- You're buying a car.

671
00:35:37,594 --> 00:35:39,162
- I'm buying a car?
- You're buying this car.

672
00:35:39,220 --> 00:35:41,368
What?

673
00:35:47,562 --> 00:35:52,384
Yeah, this one's got
the fuel-injected 3.8.

674
00:35:52,442 --> 00:35:54,636
I'm just looking, pal. Thank you.

675
00:35:54,694 --> 00:35:55,834
I'm sorry, what'd you say?

676
00:35:55,862 --> 00:35:57,839
I said I'm just looking.

677
00:35:58,782 --> 00:36:01,055
You just look all you want.

678
00:36:01,117 --> 00:36:04,721
New headers. New gauges.

679
00:36:04,788 --> 00:36:07,016
New air shocks.

680
00:36:07,082 --> 00:36:09,184
This baby's clean.

681
00:36:09,250 --> 00:36:11,694
- She have a warranty?
- I'm sorry, what?

682
00:36:11,753 --> 00:36:14,197
Warranty. Does this vehicle
have a warranty?

683
00:36:14,255 --> 00:36:17,359
Oh, well, you can buy one.

684
00:36:17,425 --> 00:36:21,280
But it's a Buick Park Avenue.
A warhorse.

685
00:36:27,644 --> 00:36:29,166
Comfortable, huh?

686
00:36:30,271 --> 00:36:32,874
- How much?
- I'm sorry. Say again.

687
00:36:32,941 --> 00:36:35,510
How much? What's the
price of this vehicle?

688
00:36:35,568 --> 00:36:39,548
Oh, you know, I don't even know
what he's got it marked at.

689
00:36:39,614 --> 00:36:42,558
Al! How much for the Park Avenue?

690
00:36:42,617 --> 00:36:44,685
4,200.

691
00:36:44,744 --> 00:36:46,471
2,200.

692
00:36:52,127 --> 00:36:54,730
So, just to be clear,

693
00:36:54,796 --> 00:36:57,570
$2,200 gets me this car?

694
00:36:57,632 --> 00:36:59,734
I don't know.
Make me an offer, we'll see.

695
00:36:59,801 --> 00:37:02,029
2,200?

696
00:37:02,095 --> 00:37:05,449
Great. Let's go write it up.

697
00:37:05,515 --> 00:37:08,789
You know what? Do you mind if we
just bypass all that risk business?

698
00:37:08,852 --> 00:37:11,296
I was kind of hoping I could
just give you the cash

699
00:37:11,354 --> 00:37:12,922
and you give me the pinks
and I could just take off.

700
00:37:12,981 --> 00:37:16,130
You know, I'm just kind of
in a rush, so...

701
00:37:16,192 --> 00:37:18,652
Well, we usually like to clean
the cars up for the customer.

702
00:37:18,653 --> 00:37:20,130
Not even necessary.

703
00:37:20,196 --> 00:37:21,969
- No?
- No.

704
00:37:22,031 --> 00:37:23,553
You got a deal.

705
00:37:23,616 --> 00:37:25,718
Let's make a deal.

706
00:37:25,785 --> 00:37:28,058
Our cost on that car was 900 bucks.

707
00:37:28,121 --> 00:37:29,564
Is that even legal?

708
00:37:29,622 --> 00:37:31,315
What do you mean legal?
It's what we do.

709
00:37:31,374 --> 00:37:33,897
He got himself a good car,
we made a profit.

710
00:37:33,960 --> 00:37:36,188
Everybody's happy.

711
00:37:42,510 --> 00:37:43,702
What you reading?

712
00:37:43,762 --> 00:37:45,330
A car magazine.

713
00:37:45,388 --> 00:37:46,705
I'm just trying to get
a feel for everything.

714
00:37:46,765 --> 00:37:48,117
What kind of feel?

715
00:37:48,183 --> 00:37:50,035
Well, I'm just worried,
you know, like,

716
00:37:50,101 --> 00:37:51,953
what if a customer asks me

717
00:37:52,020 --> 00:37:53,793
a question about the car
I can't answer?

718
00:37:53,855 --> 00:37:55,798
So you ask Barlow.

719
00:37:55,857 --> 00:37:58,301
I hope I can do this.

720
00:37:58,359 --> 00:38:00,427
Trust me, you can.
It's not brain surgery.

721
00:38:00,487 --> 00:38:02,510
You just small talk the customer.
You get him to like you.

722
00:38:02,572 --> 00:38:05,095
You ask about their kids,
their favorite sports team.

723
00:38:05,158 --> 00:38:07,681
You know, I watched you
and Martini out there.

724
00:38:07,744 --> 00:38:09,141
The stuff you come up with,

725
00:38:09,204 --> 00:38:11,147
it's like you're speaking
a foreign language.

726
00:38:11,206 --> 00:38:13,024
We've been doing it a long time.

727
00:38:13,082 --> 00:38:15,435
It's more than that.
You guys are like geniuses.

728
00:38:15,502 --> 00:38:17,980
Trust me, we're not. We're hungry.

729
00:38:18,046 --> 00:38:20,148
We close deals or we don't eat.

730
00:38:20,215 --> 00:38:22,033
Coming to bed?

731
00:38:22,091 --> 00:38:23,989
Yeah.

732
00:38:27,847 --> 00:38:29,949
- Hey, Dad.
- Mmmmm?

733
00:38:30,016 --> 00:38:32,210
Where'd you get
all these paintings?

734
00:38:32,268 --> 00:38:34,120
Friend of mine
helped me pick them out.

735
00:38:34,187 --> 00:38:37,507
Hmm. Friend?

736
00:38:37,565 --> 00:38:39,667
What's her name?

737
00:38:42,612 --> 00:38:43,838
Linda.

738
00:38:43,905 --> 00:38:48,181
When am I gonna meet
your "friend" Linda?

739
00:38:48,243 --> 00:38:51,142
Mmm.

740
00:38:51,204 --> 00:38:53,352
Good night.

741
00:38:53,414 --> 00:38:55,232
Hey, Dad.

742
00:38:57,252 --> 00:38:59,696
Why'd you and Mom get divorced?

743
00:39:02,090 --> 00:39:05,660
Any time I ask her, she always
pretends she doesn't hear me.

744
00:39:05,718 --> 00:39:07,912
Maybe you should stop asking her.

745
00:39:07,971 --> 00:39:09,288
Come on, Dad.

746
00:39:09,347 --> 00:39:11,575
I'm 18 years old. I can handle it.

747
00:39:11,641 --> 00:39:13,914
I was the only kid in my school

748
00:39:13,977 --> 00:39:15,954
that didn't know why
their parents split up.

749
00:39:20,400 --> 00:39:22,548
Sit down.

750
00:39:29,951 --> 00:39:32,179
Um...

751
00:39:35,623 --> 00:39:37,475
Okay.

752
00:39:37,542 --> 00:39:38,963
After your mom and I got married,

753
00:39:39,002 --> 00:39:41,730
Martini and I bought
Diamond Motors.

754
00:39:41,796 --> 00:39:43,944
The first few years
were pretty tough.

755
00:39:44,007 --> 00:39:47,031
I mean, there would be days,

756
00:39:47,093 --> 00:39:50,572
sometimes weeks where
we wouldn't even sell a single car.

757
00:39:50,638 --> 00:39:52,115
And that made your mom very nervous

758
00:39:52,181 --> 00:39:53,749
not knowing when the next
dollar was coming in

759
00:39:53,808 --> 00:39:55,581
or even if there was a next dollar.

760
00:39:55,643 --> 00:39:58,417
It's the life of a salesman,
you know?

761
00:39:58,479 --> 00:40:00,252
It's not for everybody.

762
00:40:02,901 --> 00:40:06,847
Anyway, you were born.

763
00:40:07,780 --> 00:40:10,303
Happiest day of my life.

764
00:40:11,576 --> 00:40:15,271
And, you know,
things were just really bad.

765
00:40:15,330 --> 00:40:19,606
And so your mom had to...

766
00:40:20,501 --> 00:40:22,444
go out and get a part-time job.

767
00:40:22,503 --> 00:40:23,980
Mom worked?

768
00:40:29,135 --> 00:40:32,409
Come on, tell me.

769
00:40:33,306 --> 00:40:35,955
So she got hired
as a personal assistant

770
00:40:36,017 --> 00:40:37,790
to a man named Chick Barnett.

771
00:40:37,852 --> 00:40:39,124
Whoa.

772
00:40:39,187 --> 00:40:41,961
And it didn't take him long
to fall in love with her.

773
00:40:42,023 --> 00:40:44,467
She was a very beautiful woman.

774
00:40:44,525 --> 00:40:46,252
She still is
a very beautiful woman.

775
00:40:46,319 --> 00:40:48,217
She had an affair?

776
00:40:50,156 --> 00:40:53,260
- And chose Chick?
- No.

777
00:40:53,326 --> 00:40:55,804
Listen to me.

778
00:40:55,870 --> 00:40:57,893
She chose you.

779
00:40:57,956 --> 00:41:01,481
Your mom, she needed security.

780
00:41:01,542 --> 00:41:03,815
She needed stability
and that was just something

781
00:41:03,878 --> 00:41:06,151
that Chick was able
to provide for her

782
00:41:06,214 --> 00:41:07,941
at a time when I couldn't.

783
00:41:08,007 --> 00:41:11,236
So she was able
to stay home with you.

784
00:41:11,302 --> 00:41:14,451
She was able to take care of you,
send you to the best schools.

785
00:41:14,514 --> 00:41:17,709
How can you defend her
after what she did to you?

786
00:41:17,767 --> 00:41:20,871
Look, I'm not defending her,
but she raised you right

787
00:41:20,937 --> 00:41:22,710
and so I cut her some slack.

788
00:41:22,772 --> 00:41:25,000
I mean, come on, look at you.

789
00:41:25,066 --> 00:41:26,292
You're a masterpiece.

790
00:41:26,359 --> 00:41:30,509
Dad, it's not funny.
It's messed up.

791
00:41:33,700 --> 00:41:36,019
I'm just saying
it's not all her fault.

792
00:41:36,077 --> 00:41:38,179
How is it not her fault?
She had an affair, Dad.

793
00:41:38,246 --> 00:41:40,690
Sometimes life
is complicated, Freddy,

794
00:41:40,748 --> 00:41:43,067
and they're not good guys
and bad guys.

795
00:41:43,126 --> 00:41:45,695
It just is what it is.

796
00:41:45,753 --> 00:41:47,526
Hmm.

797
00:41:47,588 --> 00:41:49,565
You mean sometimes shitty.

798
00:41:49,632 --> 00:41:52,281
Yeah.

799
00:41:52,343 --> 00:41:54,537
Sometimes it's really shitty.

800
00:41:56,264 --> 00:41:58,366
Sometimes it's miraculous.

801
00:42:01,811 --> 00:42:04,790
I mean, look at us.

802
00:42:04,856 --> 00:42:08,381
We're living together.
Working together.

803
00:42:12,530 --> 00:42:14,382
Who knew?

804
00:42:21,080 --> 00:42:24,150
- You okay?
- Mmmmm.

805
00:42:27,837 --> 00:42:29,564
I love you.

806
00:42:29,630 --> 00:42:31,949
Me, too.

807
00:42:37,346 --> 00:42:39,323
- Good night.
- Night.

808
00:42:51,986 --> 00:42:53,713
Morning, folks. How we doing today?

809
00:42:53,780 --> 00:42:55,427
Hi.

810
00:43:02,038 --> 00:43:03,856
Me llamo Al.

811
00:43:03,915 --> 00:43:05,733
Hi.

812
00:43:05,792 --> 00:43:07,565
Carlos?

813
00:43:09,337 --> 00:43:12,236
Hi, Maria. No hablo español.

814
00:43:15,468 --> 00:43:17,570
Barlow!

815
00:43:19,680 --> 00:43:23,250
Carlos, Maria. Barlow.

816
00:43:46,541 --> 00:43:49,064
It's a cool hat.

817
00:43:50,294 --> 00:43:52,522
Do you have any children?

818
00:43:52,588 --> 00:43:54,486
What the hell
are you talking about?

819
00:43:54,549 --> 00:43:56,743
Kids.

820
00:43:58,886 --> 00:44:01,580
Well, I'm Freddy.
I'm around if you need me.

821
00:44:01,639 --> 00:44:04,117
Just holler at me.

822
00:44:05,518 --> 00:44:06,790
Cool.

823
00:44:06,853 --> 00:44:09,502
Hey, bro. We buying a car?

824
00:44:10,565 --> 00:44:13,168
That's a great shirt.
Hawaii, right?

825
00:44:13,234 --> 00:44:15,962
I got one, too. I got it at the mall.
You get it at the mall?

826
00:44:16,028 --> 00:44:18,756
I think this might be
a little big for you two.

827
00:44:23,953 --> 00:44:26,055
You two are meant for each other.

828
00:44:26,122 --> 00:44:28,941
You like the car, huh?

829
00:44:31,085 --> 00:44:33,529
Can I get your number?

830
00:44:41,554 --> 00:44:43,497
Perfect.

831
00:44:52,064 --> 00:44:54,383
Papito!

832
00:45:03,951 --> 00:45:05,724
Ma'am, if you buy this car today,

833
00:45:05,786 --> 00:45:09,857
I am going to throw in an 8x10
color glossy of my partner Al

834
00:45:09,916 --> 00:45:14,237
sitting by the pool in a Speedo
at Caesar's Palace.

835
00:45:14,295 --> 00:45:16,397
And if you don't buy
this car today,

836
00:45:16,464 --> 00:45:18,612
same photo, same Speedo,
of my good friend Ash.

837
00:45:18,674 --> 00:45:20,367
And trust me, you don't want that.

838
00:45:20,426 --> 00:45:21,743
Same Speedo? Really?

839
00:45:25,223 --> 00:45:26,745
This one just came in.

840
00:45:26,807 --> 00:45:29,501
Classic, huh?

841
00:45:32,063 --> 00:45:34,257
You hungry? We got the grill going.

842
00:45:34,315 --> 00:45:36,964
Cool.

843
00:45:37,026 --> 00:45:38,878
Awesome.

844
00:46:53,602 --> 00:46:55,454
Well, what do you think?

845
00:46:57,231 --> 00:46:59,129
I like it.

846
00:46:59,191 --> 00:47:01,510
- I'm just not...
- Just not what?

847
00:47:01,569 --> 00:47:04,764
I just don't think I'm ready
to buy this truck today.

848
00:47:06,532 --> 00:47:08,179
Why not?

849
00:47:08,242 --> 00:47:11,812
I just think I need
to think about it a little more.

850
00:47:14,749 --> 00:47:17,022
You know, that's probably
a good idea.

851
00:47:17,084 --> 00:47:19,278
This is a big decision.

852
00:47:19,337 --> 00:47:21,718
You shouldn't buy anything
unless you're absolutely ready.

853
00:47:22,923 --> 00:47:25,117
Well, thank you
for your time, young man.

854
00:47:25,176 --> 00:47:27,620
You're welcome, ma'am.
It was very nice meeting you.

855
00:47:27,678 --> 00:47:29,598
It's too bad you're gonna
miss our offer, though.

856
00:47:31,515 --> 00:47:33,834
What...

857
00:47:33,893 --> 00:47:36,166
what offer is that?

858
00:47:36,228 --> 00:47:38,422
We're giving away a free
George Foreman Grill

859
00:47:38,481 --> 00:47:40,299
with every car we sell today.

860
00:47:40,358 --> 00:47:44,213
What model? Black or platinum?

861
00:47:45,363 --> 00:47:47,386
Platinum, of course.

862
00:47:47,448 --> 00:47:49,391
God.

863
00:47:57,583 --> 00:48:00,402
Okay, okay, let's do it.

864
00:48:00,461 --> 00:48:03,030
I'll go start up the paperwork.

865
00:48:05,466 --> 00:48:08,695
I did it. I did it.
I totally did it.

866
00:48:08,761 --> 00:48:11,580
Congratulations, punk.
You popped your cherry.

867
00:48:13,265 --> 00:48:14,867
Whoo!

868
00:48:18,604 --> 00:48:21,207
- One, two, three.
- Ooh!

869
00:48:21,273 --> 00:48:23,125
Look at that stinky mess.

870
00:48:23,192 --> 00:48:25,420
This is just to show you that I
don't care what you're doing.

871
00:48:25,486 --> 00:48:28,180
- All right.
- I'm in.

872
00:48:28,239 --> 00:48:30,012
How's the shiksa?

873
00:48:30,074 --> 00:48:31,471
The one who works here.
What's her name again?

874
00:48:31,534 --> 00:48:33,056
- You mean Gail?
- Yeah.

875
00:48:33,119 --> 00:48:34,971
I don't know. She's fine. Why?

876
00:48:35,037 --> 00:48:37,105
You given her
the high hard one yet?

877
00:48:37,164 --> 00:48:38,982
Have I given her the high hard...
what is "high hard one"?

878
00:48:39,041 --> 00:48:41,209
- That mean banging her?
- Yes, it means banging her.

879
00:48:41,210 --> 00:48:42,903
Why don't you ask
if I'm banging her?

880
00:48:42,962 --> 00:48:45,281
Enlighten me. I'm a polite man.

881
00:48:45,339 --> 00:48:48,659
Hey, hey! It's the shtarker.

882
00:48:48,717 --> 00:48:51,115
This one got pooped on. Should I...

883
00:48:51,178 --> 00:48:53,280
- Did you shit on that sign again?
- No, sonny.

884
00:48:53,347 --> 00:48:54,824
- Should you what?
- Throw it out.

885
00:48:54,890 --> 00:48:57,584
Throw it out? No.
You clean it. It's bird shit.

886
00:48:57,643 --> 00:48:59,211
Hey, kid, congratulations.

887
00:48:59,270 --> 00:49:01,088
Old man said
you made your first sale.

888
00:49:01,147 --> 00:49:03,249
- You're on your way, pal.
- Hey, yeah.

889
00:49:03,315 --> 00:49:06,294
Just remember one thing.
People are shit.

890
00:49:06,360 --> 00:49:08,883
That's words to live by.
Remember that.

891
00:49:08,946 --> 00:49:10,263
- Remember that.
- Oh, that's wisdom.

892
00:49:10,322 --> 00:49:11,865
The only job my son wants
is a blowjob.

893
00:49:11,866 --> 00:49:14,640
Freddy wants a blowjob,
too. Lennie, blow him.

894
00:49:14,702 --> 00:49:16,804
- In a minute. In a minute.
- I'm out.

895
00:49:16,871 --> 00:49:18,769
- Aw!
- In five.

896
00:49:18,831 --> 00:49:21,104
See you, boys.

897
00:49:21,167 --> 00:49:23,147
- Where you going?
- I'm gonna take the kid out.

898
00:49:23,169 --> 00:49:24,942
- Where to?
- "Where to?"

899
00:49:25,004 --> 00:49:27,653
- Casa Rio.
- Ho-ho!

900
00:49:27,715 --> 00:49:30,318
Bring a rubber. You're gonna see a lot
of low-mileage pit woofie tonight.

901
00:49:30,384 --> 00:49:32,486
Kid, just remember the five Fs...

902
00:49:32,553 --> 00:49:34,872
find 'em, feel 'em,
fuck 'em, and forget 'em.

903
00:49:34,930 --> 00:49:36,828
- You idiot.
- That's four.

904
00:49:36,891 --> 00:49:39,744
- Find 'em, feel 'em...
- That's four.

905
00:49:39,810 --> 00:49:42,663
- Yeah, well, what's the fifth?
- Finger 'em?

906
00:49:42,730 --> 00:49:44,673
- Finger 'em.
- Yeah, I'll finger 'em.

907
00:49:44,732 --> 00:49:46,673
I can't believe
you're friends with these guys.

908
00:49:46,692 --> 00:49:48,089
- How do you think I feel?
- See you later.

909
00:49:48,152 --> 00:49:50,505
- All right, be good.
- I fold.

910
00:49:50,571 --> 00:49:52,469
You forgot to roll that thing
over your ball sack.

911
00:49:52,531 --> 00:49:55,976
You are a class act.
Seriously. That's good stuff.

912
00:49:56,035 --> 00:49:58,479
Shouldn't shit on that sign,
though, seriously.

913
00:50:01,916 --> 00:50:03,108
<i>♪ Listen ♪</i>

914
00:50:03,167 --> 00:50:05,736
<i>♪ I want to tell y'all something
y'all doing ♪</i>

915
00:50:05,794 --> 00:50:08,192
<i>♪ But you just
don't know it, baby ♪</i>

916
00:50:08,255 --> 00:50:10,699
<i>♪ You're doing it ♪</i>

917
00:50:10,758 --> 00:50:13,657
<i>♪ Lord have mercy ♪</i>

918
00:50:13,719 --> 00:50:16,117
<i>♪ Doing it, yeah ♪</i>

919
00:50:17,640 --> 00:50:19,708
<i>♪ Doing it ♪</i>

920
00:50:19,767 --> 00:50:21,710
<i>♪ Yes, you are... ♪</i>

921
00:50:23,729 --> 00:50:25,172
Yes, yes.

922
00:50:25,231 --> 00:50:27,709
I see some future
Mrs. Martinis in here tonight.

923
00:50:27,775 --> 00:50:29,377
Kid'll take a ginger ale.

924
00:50:29,443 --> 00:50:31,887
- Were you ever married, Martini?
- I was, yeah. Yeah.

925
00:50:31,946 --> 00:50:33,889
I was 19. A long time ago.

926
00:50:33,948 --> 00:50:35,550
What happened?

927
00:50:35,616 --> 00:50:39,596
Well, there was this
cute little Irish Catholic girl

928
00:50:39,662 --> 00:50:41,981
in Flint, Michigan. Joanne McGrath.

929
00:50:42,039 --> 00:50:43,766
Used to live with her folks.

930
00:50:43,832 --> 00:50:45,900
Her dad would get drunk
every night and try to kill me.

931
00:50:45,960 --> 00:50:48,108
- Why?
- I don't know.

932
00:50:48,170 --> 00:50:49,863
It's an Irish thing.

933
00:50:49,922 --> 00:50:51,319
They think everyone's
out to screw them.

934
00:50:51,382 --> 00:50:52,904
They're a tough sell.

935
00:50:52,967 --> 00:50:54,535
- Speaking of which...
- Ah, cheers.

936
00:50:54,593 --> 00:50:58,368
Great sale today.
Hey, your dad's proud of you.

937
00:50:58,430 --> 00:51:00,908
- So am I.
- I think I can do this.

938
00:51:00,975 --> 00:51:02,827
Think you can?
You did it. You're a closer.

939
00:51:02,893 --> 00:51:04,961
Yeah, baby.

940
00:51:05,020 --> 00:51:08,590
So what happened
with the Irish lass?

941
00:51:08,649 --> 00:51:10,547
The Irish lass, yeah.

942
00:51:10,609 --> 00:51:12,586
Well, she came home one night

943
00:51:12,653 --> 00:51:15,222
and told me she was in love
with another man.

944
00:51:15,281 --> 00:51:17,008
- What?
- God.

945
00:51:17,074 --> 00:51:18,517
God?

946
00:51:18,576 --> 00:51:22,271
She became a medical missionary.
Went off to Pakistan.

947
00:51:22,329 --> 00:51:25,353
- I think she's still there.
- So she's, like, a nun?

948
00:51:26,500 --> 00:51:27,977
Me and Jesus,

949
00:51:28,043 --> 00:51:30,692
the only two men she ever wanted.

950
00:51:30,754 --> 00:51:32,276
And I got there first.

951
00:51:32,339 --> 00:51:35,113
- Ah, you're "B.C."
- Mmm.

952
00:51:39,680 --> 00:51:41,532
Two balls, two strikes.

953
00:51:41,599 --> 00:51:43,793
Warner into the wind.

954
00:51:43,851 --> 00:51:47,421
Up to bat he comes.
It's up and away.

955
00:52:02,328 --> 00:52:04,977
It's Linda. Please leave a
message after the beep.

956
00:52:05,039 --> 00:52:08,143
Hey, Linda, it's me.

957
00:52:08,208 --> 00:52:09,981
How are you, sweetie?

958
00:52:10,044 --> 00:52:11,817
It's been a while.

959
00:52:11,879 --> 00:52:13,481
Just thinking about you.

960
00:52:13,547 --> 00:52:15,149
Wanted to wish you
a happy birthday.

961
00:52:15,215 --> 00:52:18,569
I know it's not until next month,
but why wait till the last minute?

962
00:52:19,928 --> 00:52:23,532
So, okay. Bye.

963
00:52:26,935 --> 00:52:28,958
She's just sitting there, you know?

964
00:52:29,021 --> 00:52:31,340
I don't know what's going on.
I think she's gonna back out, right?

965
00:52:31,398 --> 00:52:33,751
Bam, she signs the contract,
hands me the check.

966
00:52:33,817 --> 00:52:35,510
I give her keys. I swear to God,
Martini, it was like...

967
00:52:35,569 --> 00:52:38,343
- 3:00.
- Hmm? What, this guy?

968
00:52:38,405 --> 00:52:40,633
Not my 3:00. Your 3:00.

969
00:52:40,699 --> 00:52:42,972
Oh.

970
00:52:43,035 --> 00:52:45,513
- Much better.
- Yeah. You ready?

971
00:52:45,579 --> 00:52:47,431
Ready for what?

972
00:52:47,498 --> 00:52:48,975
We're gonna go talk to them.

973
00:52:49,041 --> 00:52:51,485
They're a little old for me,
don't you think?

974
00:52:51,543 --> 00:52:52,690
They're not a little old for me.

975
00:52:52,753 --> 00:52:54,605
- What if they don't like us?
- Their loss.

976
00:52:54,672 --> 00:52:56,615
Should I talk first or should you?

977
00:52:56,674 --> 00:52:58,242
Just follow my lead.

978
00:52:58,300 --> 00:53:01,449
Ladies, I just want to let you know

979
00:53:01,512 --> 00:53:04,456
that I'm a big, big fan.

980
00:53:04,515 --> 00:53:06,663
Me, too. Whew.

981
00:53:07,559 --> 00:53:08,831
Of?

982
00:53:09,978 --> 00:53:14,208
This whole look...
the hair, the dress.

983
00:53:14,274 --> 00:53:16,217
It's just...

984
00:53:16,276 --> 00:53:18,344
stunning.

985
00:53:18,404 --> 00:53:21,223
- Really?
- Yeah.

986
00:53:21,281 --> 00:53:23,509
Ward robe says a lot
about a person.

987
00:53:23,575 --> 00:53:25,393
And what does it say about me?

988
00:53:25,452 --> 00:53:26,895
I'm gonna tell you in a second.

989
00:53:26,954 --> 00:53:29,477
I'm Ash Martini.
This is young Frederick.

990
00:53:29,540 --> 00:53:31,734
Fred's good. Just call me Fred.

991
00:53:31,792 --> 00:53:33,565
Could we buy you ladies a drink?

992
00:53:33,627 --> 00:53:34,899
Sure.

993
00:53:37,256 --> 00:53:40,075
You okay there? Yeah?
You all right there?

994
00:53:40,134 --> 00:53:42,828
Yeah. Yeah.

995
00:53:42,886 --> 00:53:45,910
Fred here had a really rough day.

996
00:53:45,973 --> 00:53:48,667
Yeah, he's a fireman.

997
00:53:48,726 --> 00:53:51,625
Yeah, works for
the fire department.

998
00:53:51,687 --> 00:53:55,758
And they just put out a big,
huge blaze down in Long Beach.

999
00:53:55,816 --> 00:53:57,668
- Really?
- Yeah.

1000
00:53:57,735 --> 00:54:00,930
Fred single-handedly
rescued three...

1001
00:54:00,988 --> 00:54:03,090
- it was four. Yeah.
- Four?

1002
00:54:03,157 --> 00:54:05,305
There was a baby.

1003
00:54:05,367 --> 00:54:08,266
- You saved a baby's life?
- I was just doing my job.

1004
00:54:08,328 --> 00:54:10,476
Wow.

1005
00:54:10,539 --> 00:54:12,061
How long have you been a fireman?

1006
00:54:12,124 --> 00:54:15,103
Oh, just over a year now.

1007
00:54:15,169 --> 00:54:16,361
You seem so young.

1008
00:54:16,420 --> 00:54:18,898
No, it's good genes, I guess.

1009
00:54:18,964 --> 00:54:20,907
He works out.

1010
00:54:20,966 --> 00:54:22,568
- Me, too.
- I can tell.

1011
00:54:22,634 --> 00:54:24,782
- Can you?
- Yes, I can.

1012
00:54:31,685 --> 00:54:32,786
Hello?

1013
00:54:32,853 --> 00:54:36,127
Mmm. Hi, Al.

1014
00:54:36,190 --> 00:54:38,292
Hey, Barb. Everything all right?

1015
00:54:38,358 --> 00:54:40,085
Yeah. Yeah, everything's fine.

1016
00:54:40,152 --> 00:54:41,925
Can I talk to Freddy?

1017
00:54:41,987 --> 00:54:45,011
He's not back yet.

1018
00:54:45,073 --> 00:54:48,768
Oh, yeah. Out with friends?

1019
00:54:48,827 --> 00:54:51,225
Uh, no. He went out with Martini.

1020
00:54:55,417 --> 00:54:58,691
Okay. Will you tell him I called?

1021
00:54:58,754 --> 00:55:00,447
Will do. Bye.

1022
00:55:00,506 --> 00:55:02,028
Where did they go?

1023
00:55:04,218 --> 00:55:05,490
Casa Rio.

1024
00:55:05,552 --> 00:55:08,872
He went to a sleazy
singles bar with Martini?

1025
00:55:08,931 --> 00:55:11,784
- It's a restaurant, Barb.
- No, I know what Casa Rio is.

1026
00:55:11,850 --> 00:55:15,375
It's not an appropriate place
for an 18-year-old boy.

1027
00:55:15,437 --> 00:55:17,460
I'm not gonna argue
with you about it.

1028
00:55:17,523 --> 00:55:19,546
If you want to talk to him,
go right ahead.

1029
00:55:19,608 --> 00:55:23,053
No, no. You're right.
I shouldn't interfere.

1030
00:55:27,866 --> 00:55:31,846
This whole thing
has just been so hard on me.

1031
00:55:31,912 --> 00:55:34,014
I just can't seem to let go.

1032
00:55:34,081 --> 00:55:36,149
Sorry to hear that.

1033
00:55:36,208 --> 00:55:39,357
Maybe I should talk to
someone about it, you know?

1034
00:55:39,419 --> 00:55:41,817
Like a psychologist or...

1035
00:55:42,714 --> 00:55:44,361
What do you think, Al?

1036
00:55:45,551 --> 00:55:48,700
I think you should talk
about it with your husband.

1037
00:55:50,597 --> 00:55:52,415
Yeah.

1038
00:55:53,934 --> 00:55:55,877
Chick's in London
for the week, so...

1039
00:55:55,936 --> 00:55:57,788
Yeah? He didn't take you with him?

1040
00:56:00,607 --> 00:56:02,755
What is that supposed to mean?

1041
00:56:02,818 --> 00:56:06,388
Uh, it's a question.

1042
00:56:06,446 --> 00:56:08,548
No, you're trying to dig.

1043
00:56:08,615 --> 00:56:10,217
You're just like a little ferret

1044
00:56:10,284 --> 00:56:12,136
trying to dig through the dirt
to come up with something.

1045
00:56:12,202 --> 00:56:13,724
Well, you can just stop, Al.

1046
00:56:13,787 --> 00:56:16,356
Everything's great
between Chick and me.

1047
00:56:16,415 --> 00:56:18,688
I'm happy to hear that.

1048
00:56:23,964 --> 00:56:26,066
Okay, so I'll tell
Freddy you called.

1049
00:56:26,133 --> 00:56:28,076
Well...

1050
00:56:29,970 --> 00:56:33,074
how is he? How is Freddy?

1051
00:56:33,974 --> 00:56:35,701
He's doing great.

1052
00:56:39,187 --> 00:56:41,415
Does he miss me?

1053
00:56:43,317 --> 00:56:45,795
I'm sure he does, yeah.

1054
00:56:45,861 --> 00:56:48,885
Well, he doesn't call.

1055
00:56:48,947 --> 00:56:52,722
I'll have him call you
first thing in the morning, okay?

1056
00:56:57,331 --> 00:57:00,776
Thank you, Al,
for being so patient.

1057
00:57:00,834 --> 00:57:05,030
- You're a good man.
- I thought I was a ferret.

1058
00:57:05,088 --> 00:57:08,943
There really is so much about you
that I like and admire and...

1059
00:57:09,009 --> 00:57:11,362
I'm gonna shut up.

1060
00:57:11,428 --> 00:57:13,781
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

1061
00:57:16,183 --> 00:57:17,751
Good night.

1062
00:57:18,685 --> 00:57:20,458
Good night, Barb.

1063
00:57:32,032 --> 00:57:33,475
So what do you think?

1064
00:57:33,533 --> 00:57:35,977
I'd want more than 90 days
warranty on a rebuilt engine.

1065
00:57:36,036 --> 00:57:38,480
Rebuilt means it's like new.
90's the best I can do.

1066
00:57:38,538 --> 00:57:40,686
Not good enough.

1067
00:57:40,749 --> 00:57:43,272
With all due respect, sir, I don't
think you're ready to buy a car.

1068
00:57:43,335 --> 00:57:45,779
And that's okay.
You should probably go home

1069
00:57:45,837 --> 00:57:47,154
and think about it
a little bit more.

1070
00:57:47,214 --> 00:57:49,487
What did you say?

1071
00:57:49,549 --> 00:57:52,493
You can't discuss your money, pal.
You just drove in this car.

1072
00:57:52,552 --> 00:57:54,495
You've practically
done a cavity search on it.

1073
00:57:54,554 --> 00:57:57,498
If you need someone to convince you
that this is still a good deal,

1074
00:57:57,557 --> 00:57:59,284
then you're obviously
not interested in buying a car,

1075
00:57:59,351 --> 00:58:02,500
in which case you're wasting
both of our time.

1076
00:58:03,647 --> 00:58:06,000
I'll tell you what.
If I buy this car

1077
00:58:06,066 --> 00:58:09,511
and it breaks down on me two
days after the warranty expires,

1078
00:58:09,569 --> 00:58:13,048
I'll come back
and I'll kick your ass.

1079
00:58:13,115 --> 00:58:14,683
Okay.

1080
00:58:14,741 --> 00:58:17,310
And if it doesn't and you drive it
for another 100,000 miles,

1081
00:58:17,369 --> 00:58:20,188
can I come to your place
and kick your ass?

1082
00:58:21,707 --> 00:58:23,901
Write it up.

1083
00:58:38,098 --> 00:58:40,259
I think it's gonna need a new
transmission, Mr. Freddy.

1084
00:58:40,267 --> 00:58:41,539
Look, I don't care
about any of that.

1085
00:58:41,601 --> 00:58:43,044
If the car doesn't start,
I can't sell it.

1086
00:58:43,103 --> 00:58:44,876
It's real simple, Barlow.

1087
00:58:44,938 --> 00:58:46,961
I'm sorry, Mr. Freddy.

1088
00:58:47,024 --> 00:58:49,923
- It won't happen again.
- It better not.

1089
00:58:51,403 --> 00:58:52,755
What was that about?

1090
00:58:52,821 --> 00:58:55,344
The Pinto stalls every time I'm trying
to take it out for a test drive.

1091
00:58:55,407 --> 00:58:58,181
It's embarrassing.
Barlow can't fix shit.

1092
00:58:58,243 --> 00:59:00,766
Barlow's been with me for 16 years.

1093
00:59:00,829 --> 00:59:02,806
He can fix anything. Respect that.

1094
00:59:02,873 --> 00:59:04,725
Cool.

1095
00:59:04,791 --> 00:59:06,689
Barlow, fan belt
on the Continental,

1096
00:59:06,752 --> 00:59:07,944
please, when you get a chance.
Thank you.

1097
00:59:08,003 --> 00:59:09,400
Look, Dad, I got a few ideas
about the business

1098
00:59:09,463 --> 00:59:11,156
- I want to talk to you about.
- Yeah?

1099
00:59:11,214 --> 00:59:12,406
I think we should stay open nights.

1100
00:59:12,466 --> 00:59:13,988
We'd sell at least
three more cars a week.

1101
00:59:14,051 --> 00:59:16,074
- Three? Really?
- We do some slasher sales.

1102
00:59:16,136 --> 00:59:17,488
You know,
like weekend clearance sales.

1103
00:59:17,554 --> 00:59:20,453
- I know what a slasher sale is.
- We should move inventory.

1104
00:59:20,515 --> 00:59:23,164
Be a volume business. Get more
cars, have more on the lot.

1105
00:59:23,226 --> 00:59:24,919
- Costs too much.
- We'll borrow money from the bank.

1106
00:59:24,978 --> 00:59:27,229
- I already looked into it.
- We're not borrowing money.

1107
00:59:27,230 --> 00:59:28,957
- Why not?
- Then you got to pay it back.

1108
00:59:29,024 --> 00:59:31,422
Money's cheap, Dad. Rates are low.

1109
00:59:31,485 --> 00:59:33,132
We can also buy cars from Canada.

1110
00:59:33,195 --> 00:59:35,047
With the conversion rate, we'd
save at least 15% of our costs.

1111
00:59:35,113 --> 00:59:36,214
Where'd you learn that?

1112
00:59:36,281 --> 00:59:37,803
Chick used to talk to me
about that kind of stuff.

1113
00:59:37,866 --> 00:59:40,936
Look, all I'm saying is we can't
grow if we don't spend money, right?

1114
00:59:40,994 --> 00:59:42,846
- Not looking to grow.
- Why not?

1115
00:59:42,913 --> 00:59:44,640
'Cause it took us years
to establish what we got.

1116
00:59:44,706 --> 00:59:47,309
It works. I don't
want to get greedy.

1117
00:59:47,375 --> 00:59:51,025
Oh, Dad, don't play it so safe.
Let's make some dollars.

1118
00:59:51,088 --> 00:59:53,566
Just think about it,
all right? I got this guy.

1119
00:59:56,551 --> 00:59:59,404
I love this car.

1120
00:59:59,471 --> 01:00:02,223
So he gets out and stands there
with this stupid little baseball cap

1121
01:00:02,224 --> 01:00:03,746
and just stares at the car
for, like, a full minute.

1122
01:00:03,809 --> 01:00:06,378
So I finally say, "Hey, Gomer.
Are you a Dodgers fan?

1123
01:00:06,436 --> 01:00:07,833
You buy this car right now,
I'll throw in two tickets

1124
01:00:07,896 --> 01:00:10,044
behind the first base dugout,
game of your choice."

1125
01:00:10,107 --> 01:00:12,756
I swear to God, it was like
I was offering him pussy.

1126
01:00:12,818 --> 01:00:15,137
- Good night.
- Night.

1127
01:00:15,195 --> 01:00:18,640
Bottom line, people are shit.

1128
01:00:18,698 --> 01:00:21,802
Yeah, they'll fall for anything.

1129
01:00:21,868 --> 01:00:23,769
We used to have this scam
in Youngstown, Ohio.

1130
01:00:23,829 --> 01:00:25,681
We'd buy a painting.
It could be anything,

1131
01:00:25,747 --> 01:00:27,975
like a boat or a landscape,
it didn't matter.

1132
01:00:28,041 --> 01:00:29,484
We would cut it out
of the frame, roll it up,

1133
01:00:29,543 --> 01:00:31,544
put it in the trunk of the car,
and then we'd drive

1134
01:00:31,545 --> 01:00:33,943
to some out-of-the-way bar
or restaurant.

1135
01:00:34,005 --> 01:00:36,654
And we'd try to get the owner
to come out and take a look at it.

1136
01:00:36,716 --> 01:00:38,159
We had the whole act.

1137
01:00:38,218 --> 01:00:40,036
We'd talk to him real hush-hush.

1138
01:00:40,095 --> 01:00:42,448
We'd look over our shoulder like
we're worried about the police.

1139
01:00:42,514 --> 01:00:44,457
Really made him think
the painting was hot.

1140
01:00:44,516 --> 01:00:47,085
- Like stolen?
- And we had to get rid of it.

1141
01:00:47,144 --> 01:00:48,666
Yeah, for, like, 800, 900 bucks.

1142
01:00:48,728 --> 01:00:50,956
How much did the
painting actually cost?

1143
01:00:51,022 --> 01:00:54,001
- Oh, $50, tops.
- Seriously?

1144
01:00:54,067 --> 01:00:56,465
So this guy thought he was buying
a stolen Picasso for next to nothing?

1145
01:00:56,528 --> 01:00:58,380
- That's right.
- People are shit.

1146
01:00:58,446 --> 01:01:01,345
- Stop saying that.
- Hmm?

1147
01:01:01,408 --> 01:01:03,351
Stop saying that people are shit.

1148
01:01:03,410 --> 01:01:05,137
You don't need to talk that way.

1149
01:01:05,203 --> 01:01:07,431
I didn't mean anything by it.

1150
01:01:11,293 --> 01:01:14,237
It just hit me the wrong way.

1151
01:01:15,589 --> 01:01:18,192
Freddy, tell the boys

1152
01:01:18,258 --> 01:01:20,326
about that little honey you were
hitting on the other night.

1153
01:01:20,385 --> 01:01:22,533
- Oh, yeah.
- You mean at Casa Rio?

1154
01:01:22,596 --> 01:01:24,619
Oh, yeah. Kid's got some moves.

1155
01:01:24,681 --> 01:01:27,625
- She was a babe.
- No, she was beyond babe.

1156
01:01:27,684 --> 01:01:30,128
She was like...

1157
01:01:32,564 --> 01:01:33,711
You all right? You having a stroke?

1158
01:01:33,773 --> 01:01:36,171
- Should I call 911?
- I'm just saying...

1159
01:01:42,616 --> 01:01:45,560
Yeah, that sounds good.
Let's make it 6:00 at the latest.

1160
01:01:45,619 --> 01:01:48,563
All right. Good deal, Mikey.
Thanks much. Bye.

1161
01:01:48,622 --> 01:01:51,191
Mr. Klein.

1162
01:01:51,249 --> 01:01:53,101
I was just wondering...

1163
01:01:53,168 --> 01:01:54,736
You can't go home
early today, Gail.

1164
01:01:54,794 --> 01:01:56,316
No, that's not what
I was gonna ask.

1165
01:01:57,923 --> 01:02:00,242
I know I've just worked
here for a couple of months

1166
01:02:00,300 --> 01:02:01,967
and I'm still sort of
learning the system.

1167
01:02:01,968 --> 01:02:03,135
I didn't know we had a system.

1168
01:02:03,136 --> 01:02:05,580
Well, I don't know if you know,
but I live with my mother.

1169
01:02:05,639 --> 01:02:06,972
You've told me that many times.

1170
01:02:06,973 --> 01:02:08,746
- She's on disability.
- I know.

1171
01:02:08,808 --> 01:02:10,351
- It's less than $800 a month.
- Mmmmm.

1172
01:02:10,352 --> 01:02:13,501
No, wait a minute. I'm lying.
It might be a wee bit more than 800,

1173
01:02:13,563 --> 01:02:16,667
but it's definitely no
more than $900 a month.

1174
01:02:16,733 --> 01:02:19,757
- Is there a question here, Gail?
- Yes. Yes, there is. Sorry.

1175
01:02:19,819 --> 01:02:22,138
I just want you to know

1176
01:02:22,197 --> 01:02:25,016
that I'm actually gonna get
really, really good at this job.

1177
01:02:25,075 --> 01:02:27,724
So cream and sugar,
just like you like it.

1178
01:02:27,786 --> 01:02:30,105
- I drink it black.
- Oh.

1179
01:02:32,666 --> 01:02:35,235
So, I was just thinking,
what better way

1180
01:02:35,293 --> 01:02:37,771
to motivate someone to get
really good at their job

1181
01:02:37,837 --> 01:02:39,939
than by paying them more
than the minimum wage?

1182
01:02:40,006 --> 01:02:42,234
Are you asking for a raise?

1183
01:02:42,300 --> 01:02:45,028
Well, I suppose if you
had to label it...

1184
01:02:45,095 --> 01:02:47,118
- Have you processed that Toyota?
- I was just about to do it.

1185
01:02:47,180 --> 01:02:49,578
- Now would be a good time.
- Okay.

1186
01:02:53,061 --> 01:02:55,960
Did you give me the
paperwork for the Toyota?

1187
01:02:56,022 --> 01:02:57,715
Yeah.

1188
01:02:57,774 --> 01:02:59,751
- The fish keep biting.
- The Chevelle?

1189
01:02:59,818 --> 01:03:01,420
- Oh, yeah.
- Nicely done.

1190
01:03:01,486 --> 01:03:03,213
Sweetheart, run that
woman's credit app for me.

1191
01:03:03,280 --> 01:03:05,633
"Sweetheart"?

1192
01:03:05,699 --> 01:03:07,642
Think you'll find my name is Gail.

1193
01:03:07,701 --> 01:03:10,429
She's a feminist?

1194
01:03:13,039 --> 01:03:14,812
Come on.
Martini calls you sweetheart.

1195
01:03:14,874 --> 01:03:16,817
Well, you're not Martini.

1196
01:03:16,876 --> 01:03:19,104
Just run the app, would you?

1197
01:03:19,170 --> 01:03:21,568
Yes, okay.
No need to be so rude about it.

1198
01:03:21,631 --> 01:03:24,154
- The customer is waiting, Gail.
- Freddy.

1199
01:03:24,217 --> 01:03:26,820
She's a joke, Dad.
She can't get a single thing right.

1200
01:03:26,886 --> 01:03:28,762
We don't talk to each
other like that in here.

1201
01:03:28,763 --> 01:03:30,331
- Like what?
- Mr. Klein, it's fine, really.

1202
01:03:30,390 --> 01:03:31,867
No, it's not. Let's go outside.

1203
01:03:31,933 --> 01:03:33,706
Jesus. Come on, Dad.

1204
01:03:33,768 --> 01:03:35,620
- I was just trying to do my job.
- Who do you think you are?

1205
01:03:35,687 --> 01:03:37,755
You think you're better than other
people because you sold a few cars?

1206
01:03:37,814 --> 01:03:39,757
- No.
- No? You're right about that.

1207
01:03:39,816 --> 01:03:41,839
You're not.

1208
01:03:41,901 --> 01:03:44,754
I don't ever want to see you
treat anybody like that ever again.

1209
01:03:44,821 --> 01:03:46,798
- Do you hear me?
- Okay, I'm sorry.

1210
01:03:46,865 --> 01:03:50,219
And stop with the big-shot act.
It's really pissing me off.

1211
01:03:50,285 --> 01:03:51,853
I can't believe you're
getting mad over this.

1212
01:03:51,911 --> 01:03:53,329
What do you want me to do, Freddy?

1213
01:03:53,330 --> 01:03:56,024
Just sit there while you act
like a snot-nosed little brat?

1214
01:03:58,918 --> 01:04:01,646
Now go in there and
apologize to Gail.

1215
01:04:03,923 --> 01:04:06,367
I mean it, Freddy. Go on in.

1216
01:04:13,933 --> 01:04:16,001
Great car. You're gonna love it.

1217
01:04:16,061 --> 01:04:17,834
He'll be right with you.

1218
01:04:33,286 --> 01:04:35,639
I guess it's not
ladies' night, huh?

1219
01:04:35,705 --> 01:04:38,149
It's Taco Tuesday.

1220
01:04:42,379 --> 01:04:44,573
What's going on?

1221
01:04:51,471 --> 01:04:53,994
Freddy can't work for us anymore.

1222
01:04:58,978 --> 01:05:00,796
Why not? He's doing great.

1223
01:05:00,855 --> 01:05:03,128
Yeah.

1224
01:05:03,191 --> 01:05:05,464
He's doing great.

1225
01:05:05,527 --> 01:05:08,255
And he's happy.

1226
01:05:10,907 --> 01:05:13,385
He's happy, he's doing great.

1227
01:05:13,451 --> 01:05:15,474
Okay, I'll bite.

1228
01:05:15,537 --> 01:05:18,106
What's the problem?

1229
01:05:20,667 --> 01:05:23,737
He's just growing up too fast, Ash.

1230
01:05:23,795 --> 01:05:26,444
I mean, you know Freddy.
He's always been such a sweet kid.

1231
01:05:26,506 --> 01:05:28,950
He's changing.

1232
01:05:33,304 --> 01:05:35,031
Okay.

1233
01:05:35,098 --> 01:05:36,620
- That's what they do.
- Yeah.

1234
01:05:36,683 --> 01:05:39,161
No, he should be at college
with kids his own age.

1235
01:05:39,227 --> 01:05:41,921
He can do better than this.

1236
01:05:41,980 --> 01:05:43,798
What's wrong with this?

1237
01:05:43,857 --> 01:05:45,800
Come on, Ash. We're grown men.

1238
01:05:45,859 --> 01:05:47,757
We live alone paycheck to paycheck.

1239
01:05:49,279 --> 01:05:51,473
What happens 10 years
down the road?

1240
01:05:51,531 --> 01:05:53,133
Five years?

1241
01:05:53,199 --> 01:05:55,017
I don't know.

1242
01:05:55,076 --> 01:05:58,055
I don't have a crystal ball.

1243
01:05:58,121 --> 01:06:01,316
We pay our bills.
We have a few laughs.

1244
01:06:01,374 --> 01:06:03,226
No one gets hurt.

1245
01:06:04,752 --> 01:06:06,274
Could be worse.

1246
01:06:09,007 --> 01:06:11,155
Could lose your family?

1247
01:06:11,217 --> 01:06:14,537
Oh, Jesus, Al. Really?

1248
01:06:15,555 --> 01:06:18,829
Isn't the statute of limitations
on whining up yet?

1249
01:06:26,065 --> 01:06:28,668
This is no life for my son.

1250
01:06:32,071 --> 01:06:33,889
Okay.

1251
01:06:36,242 --> 01:06:37,969
So what's the plan?

1252
01:06:38,036 --> 01:06:40,016
- We've got to let him go.
- Whoa, whoa... "we"?

1253
01:06:40,079 --> 01:06:42,273
Well, yeah. If I tell him, he's
just gonna come running to you.

1254
01:06:42,332 --> 01:06:43,979
We got to do it together.

1255
01:06:44,042 --> 01:06:45,519
And what are we gonna tell him?

1256
01:06:53,259 --> 01:06:55,782
It'll break his heart, Al.

1257
01:07:08,191 --> 01:07:09,918
Good morning.

1258
01:07:09,984 --> 01:07:12,052
Hey.

1259
01:07:17,617 --> 01:07:19,845
Are we okay?

1260
01:07:23,790 --> 01:07:25,563
Yeah, of course.

1261
01:07:27,335 --> 01:07:30,234
Yeah. What are you looking at?

1262
01:07:30,296 --> 01:07:33,650
Just following a couple of
small cap stocks here.

1263
01:07:33,716 --> 01:07:35,033
Seeing what trends
before I jump in.

1264
01:07:35,093 --> 01:07:37,571
Trends, huh?
Well, be careful with that.

1265
01:07:37,637 --> 01:07:40,286
- That's gambling now.
- I'll tell you what's not gambling.

1266
01:07:42,684 --> 01:07:44,536
Investing in your business.

1267
01:07:44,602 --> 01:07:46,750
- Really?
- Marketing, Dad.

1268
01:07:46,813 --> 01:07:49,757
- Marketing?
- TV commercials.

1269
01:07:49,816 --> 01:07:51,042
Huh?

1270
01:07:54,362 --> 01:07:57,090
I got this friend, Alan Gottlieb.
He's a film major at UCLA.

1271
01:07:57,156 --> 01:07:58,508
He gets to use
all their equipment for free.

1272
01:07:58,575 --> 01:08:00,052
Cameras, film, everything.

1273
01:08:00,118 --> 01:08:02,767
We could shoot a bunch
of 60-second commercials.

1274
01:08:02,829 --> 01:08:05,182
Won't even cost us a penny.

1275
01:08:05,248 --> 01:08:06,816
Hmm?

1276
01:08:06,874 --> 01:08:08,271
We'll see.

1277
01:08:08,334 --> 01:08:09,954
Dad, I'm telling you,
this is worth it.

1278
01:08:10,003 --> 01:08:12,526
At least talk to Martini
about it when we get in?

1279
01:08:21,347 --> 01:08:22,790
- Hey, Freddy.
- Hey.

1280
01:08:22,849 --> 01:08:24,576
- Gail?
- She'll be in at 10:00.

1281
01:08:24,642 --> 01:08:26,810
- Freddy, sit down. Let's talk.
- About the commercial?

1282
01:08:26,811 --> 01:08:30,882
No, something else. Go ahead, sit.

1283
01:08:31,774 --> 01:08:34,297
- Ash, you want to sit down?
- Nope.

1284
01:08:34,360 --> 01:08:36,383
- You sure?
- I'm sure.

1285
01:08:38,448 --> 01:08:40,471
What's going on?

1286
01:08:43,453 --> 01:08:44,975
We've got to make some changes.

1287
01:08:45,038 --> 01:08:47,232
All right. I knew you guys
would come through.

1288
01:08:47,290 --> 01:08:49,313
No, Freddy, this is not about that.

1289
01:08:52,337 --> 01:08:54,815
Ash and I

1290
01:08:54,881 --> 01:08:57,154
penciled out the numbers

1291
01:08:57,216 --> 01:09:01,116
and it's gonna be too tough
to keep you on payroll.

1292
01:09:01,179 --> 01:09:02,781
What?

1293
01:09:02,847 --> 01:09:05,496
It's a two-man business.
It always has been.

1294
01:09:05,558 --> 01:09:07,376
It's...

1295
01:09:08,311 --> 01:09:11,130
we can't afford to
spread it out this thin.

1296
01:09:11,189 --> 01:09:13,417
What are you saying?

1297
01:09:18,863 --> 01:09:22,433
What I'm saying...

1298
01:09:24,535 --> 01:09:27,730
is you can't work here anymore.

1299
01:09:31,042 --> 01:09:33,565
- You're firing me?
- No, it's not like that.

1300
01:09:33,628 --> 01:09:35,776
What's it like?

1301
01:09:35,838 --> 01:09:38,032
You know, I'm selling cars.
Even Martini said it.

1302
01:09:38,091 --> 01:09:39,568
I'm a closer.
Remember you said that to me?

1303
01:09:39,634 --> 01:09:41,532
You're selling cars
we could be selling.

1304
01:09:41,594 --> 01:09:43,867
There's just not enough
to go around.

1305
01:09:43,930 --> 01:09:45,764
Let's get more, then.
That's what I'm saying.

1306
01:09:45,765 --> 01:09:47,663
- We're not doing that.
- It's the way to go, Dad.

1307
01:09:47,725 --> 01:09:49,202
It's not gonna happen.
We just can't start

1308
01:09:49,268 --> 01:09:51,621
changing things around
to accommodate one more person.

1309
01:09:53,856 --> 01:09:57,460
One more person.

1310
01:09:57,527 --> 01:09:59,550
Gee, I'm glad I mean
that much to you.

1311
01:09:59,612 --> 01:10:01,510
- You do, Freddy.
- This is bullshit.

1312
01:10:01,572 --> 01:10:03,515
Hey, hey, buddy boy.
Don't talk to your dad like that.

1313
01:10:03,574 --> 01:10:05,802
- This is your father.
- Some good that does me, huh?

1314
01:10:05,868 --> 01:10:08,221
Enough.

1315
01:10:08,287 --> 01:10:10,856
That's the way it's got to be.

1316
01:10:14,627 --> 01:10:16,821
I thought you were my friend.

1317
01:10:19,215 --> 01:10:21,443
I am.

1318
01:10:24,637 --> 01:10:27,581
So what do I do now, huh?

1319
01:10:28,766 --> 01:10:31,710
Do I still live with you?

1320
01:10:37,567 --> 01:10:39,840
What are you gonna do all day?

1321
01:10:43,948 --> 01:10:47,427
I think it's best that you
move back with your mom.

1322
01:10:56,002 --> 01:10:58,150
I don't...

1323
01:10:58,212 --> 01:11:01,441
I don't... I just don't get what...

1324
01:11:01,507 --> 01:11:04,156
yesterday, everything
was going great.

1325
01:11:04,218 --> 01:11:06,912
Now I'm out? What did I do wrong?

1326
01:11:06,971 --> 01:11:08,346
Just tell me and I will apologize.

1327
01:11:08,347 --> 01:11:09,824
You didn't do anything wrong, kid.

1328
01:11:09,891 --> 01:11:11,618
Is this about the Gail thing?
Is that what this is all about?

1329
01:11:11,684 --> 01:11:13,502
It's got nothing to do with that.
It's just not gonna work out, Freddy.

1330
01:11:13,561 --> 01:11:15,755
I'm sorry.

1331
01:11:15,813 --> 01:11:17,381
- You're not sorry.
- I am.

1332
01:11:17,440 --> 01:11:19,133
You're not sorry,
you're just cheap.

1333
01:11:19,192 --> 01:11:21,386
I get it now. That's why.

1334
01:11:21,444 --> 01:11:24,013
That's why Mom divorced you.
I get it now.

1335
01:11:24,071 --> 01:11:26,469
You won't even listen
to any of my ideas

1336
01:11:26,532 --> 01:11:29,602
of how to make more money.
You're so small-time.

1337
01:11:33,498 --> 01:11:36,272
I can't believe
you're doing this to me.

1338
01:11:39,170 --> 01:11:41,398
Great.

1339
01:11:47,887 --> 01:11:49,580
I'm gonna go talk to him.

1340
01:11:49,639 --> 01:11:52,083
No, we've got to let him go.

1341
01:11:55,561 --> 01:11:58,130
Al, you sure
this is the right thing?

1342
01:12:01,818 --> 01:12:04,341
I'm not sure about anything.

1343
01:13:37,079 --> 01:13:38,396
Hello.

1344
01:13:52,511 --> 01:13:54,238
Yes?

1345
01:13:54,305 --> 01:13:55,952
Hey, Chick. Al. That was me.

1346
01:13:56,015 --> 01:13:58,288
Must have gotten
disconnected or something.

1347
01:13:58,351 --> 01:14:00,624
What is it, Al?

1348
01:14:00,686 --> 01:14:02,754
Is Freddy around?

1349
01:14:02,813 --> 01:14:04,460
What, you haven't talked to him?

1350
01:14:04,523 --> 01:14:06,751
No, no. Not for a while.

1351
01:14:06,817 --> 01:14:09,796
He reenrolled at Cal Poly.

1352
01:14:09,862 --> 01:14:12,556
We took him up there
this past weekend.

1353
01:14:12,615 --> 01:14:14,558
Oh.

1354
01:14:15,952 --> 01:14:17,304
Good news.

1355
01:14:17,370 --> 01:14:20,815
- Barb's happy about it.
- Yeah, I bet.

1356
01:14:20,873 --> 01:14:23,146
Okay, then.

1357
01:14:23,209 --> 01:14:27,906
Yeah, Chick, I don't know
what Freddy told his mother

1358
01:14:27,964 --> 01:14:29,691
about why things
didn't work out here,

1359
01:14:29,757 --> 01:14:31,655
but just...

1360
01:14:33,219 --> 01:14:35,947
let her know that I did what I...

1361
01:14:37,848 --> 01:14:39,621
Just tell her

1362
01:14:39,684 --> 01:14:42,663
I probably should have just
listened to her in the first place.

1363
01:14:42,728 --> 01:14:44,580
All right, I will, Al.

1364
01:14:44,647 --> 01:14:47,591
You know how much
she likes being told she's right.

1365
01:14:48,859 --> 01:14:51,678
And one other thing, Chick.

1366
01:14:51,737 --> 01:14:54,966
I just wanted to...

1367
01:14:55,032 --> 01:14:58,261
I know you taught Freddy
a lot of stuff

1368
01:14:58,327 --> 01:15:02,307
about business...

1369
01:15:03,499 --> 01:15:06,603
and I just wanted you to know
that he really took it all in.

1370
01:15:06,669 --> 01:15:09,192
He learned a lot from you. So I...

1371
01:15:11,215 --> 01:15:13,488
I want to thank you for that.

1372
01:15:14,969 --> 01:15:17,663
That's really
nice of you to say, Al.

1373
01:15:17,722 --> 01:15:20,200
I appreciate it.

1374
01:15:20,266 --> 01:15:24,087
Okay, Chick. Goodbye.

1375
01:15:34,363 --> 01:15:38,218
Got three good ones
for auction here. Take a look.

1376
01:15:47,585 --> 01:15:49,858
AL you okay?

1377
01:15:50,796 --> 01:15:52,739
Freddy decided to go to Cal Poly.

1378
01:15:52,798 --> 01:15:54,400
Left last weekend.

1379
01:15:56,635 --> 01:15:58,737
That's good, right?
That's what you wanted.

1380
01:15:58,804 --> 01:16:02,909
Except for the fact that
Chick's the one who told me, yeah.

1381
01:16:07,688 --> 01:16:10,462
My own son won't even
talk to me anymore.

1382
01:16:13,569 --> 01:16:15,421
What do you expect? You fired him.

1383
01:16:15,488 --> 01:16:17,841
Thanks, Ash. That helps.

1384
01:16:17,907 --> 01:16:20,260
He'll come around.

1385
01:16:23,329 --> 01:16:25,807
It's what kids do.
They... you know, they...

1386
01:16:25,873 --> 01:16:27,600
kids.

1387
01:16:32,755 --> 01:16:35,108
What say you and me,
we go to Casa Rio

1388
01:16:35,174 --> 01:16:37,743
and get your mind off this stuff?

1389
01:16:37,802 --> 01:16:39,495
Cocktails.

1390
01:16:39,553 --> 01:16:41,405
What's the matter with you?

1391
01:16:41,472 --> 01:16:43,245
I mean, really, Casa Rio,

1392
01:16:43,307 --> 01:16:44,829
is that the solution to all
the problems in the world?

1393
01:16:44,892 --> 01:16:47,211
Well, it's the answer
to a couple good ones.

1394
01:16:47,269 --> 01:16:49,792
Get off my ass, man.
I'm just trying to help out, okay?

1395
01:16:49,855 --> 01:16:52,003
- I'm sorry.
- Sorry. I'm sorry. I just...

1396
01:16:52,066 --> 01:16:54,635
I'm sorry.

1397
01:16:54,693 --> 01:16:57,637
And thanks, Ash.

1398
01:17:29,687 --> 01:17:31,164
Is this a bad time?

1399
01:17:32,606 --> 01:17:35,084
No, come on in.

1400
01:17:48,330 --> 01:17:50,182
What's up?

1401
01:18:04,138 --> 01:18:06,036
Uh...

1402
01:18:06,974 --> 01:18:08,951
- Barb?
- Shh.

1403
01:18:17,109 --> 01:18:19,553
If I head to bed now, you'll come
with me, won't you, Al?

1404
01:18:19,612 --> 01:18:21,760
- Uh-huh.
- Yeah.

1405
01:18:33,542 --> 01:18:35,565
All right... wait, wait.

1406
01:18:35,628 --> 01:18:37,571
Wait.

1407
01:18:40,007 --> 01:18:42,075
I'm a little confused here.

1408
01:18:42,134 --> 01:18:43,736
Are you leaving your husband?

1409
01:18:43,802 --> 01:18:47,076
I don't know. I haven't
thought that far ahead.

1410
01:18:47,139 --> 01:18:49,913
Then you came here

1411
01:18:49,975 --> 01:18:52,703
to have an affair
or one-night stand?

1412
01:18:52,770 --> 01:18:55,919
What the hell difference
does it make?

1413
01:18:55,981 --> 01:18:58,504
I'm here in lingerie.

1414
01:18:58,567 --> 01:19:01,796
I'm "low-hanging fruit,"
as Martini used to say.

1415
01:19:01,862 --> 01:19:04,243
Right, all of a sudden,
out of the blue you're good to go?

1416
01:19:04,782 --> 01:19:07,761
Haven't you been trying to get me
in the sack for the last 14 years?

1417
01:19:07,826 --> 01:19:10,930
I'm here. What's the problem, Al?

1418
01:19:12,164 --> 01:19:13,686
Chick.

1419
01:19:13,749 --> 01:19:16,819
Chick is the problem, right?

1420
01:19:16,877 --> 01:19:18,962
I think you're forgetting
that I used to be that guy

1421
01:19:18,963 --> 01:19:21,612
sitting at home in the dark going,
"Where the hell is my wife?"

1422
01:19:24,802 --> 01:19:27,280
Well, this was a mistake
of epic proportions.

1423
01:19:27,346 --> 01:19:29,119
It was. Why'd you do it?

1424
01:19:29,181 --> 01:19:31,079
That's a good question.

1425
01:19:31,141 --> 01:19:33,084
Barb. Barb. I'm serious.

1426
01:19:34,687 --> 01:19:36,539
I don't know, Al.

1427
01:19:37,439 --> 01:19:39,086
Maybe it was because I knew

1428
01:19:39,149 --> 01:19:40,967
you wanted more
than anything in the world

1429
01:19:41,026 --> 01:19:45,347
to have Freddy here with you
and you made the choice

1430
01:19:45,406 --> 01:19:48,555
to put his well-being
ahead of your own.

1431
01:19:48,617 --> 01:19:50,811
And that made you what, pity me?

1432
01:19:52,538 --> 01:19:54,857
Actually, it made me feel...

1433
01:19:56,500 --> 01:19:58,694
close to you again.

1434
01:20:02,464 --> 01:20:04,282
Look, I know coming here tonight

1435
01:20:04,341 --> 01:20:07,160
wasn't the most noble thing
I've ever done,

1436
01:20:07,219 --> 01:20:09,617
but I had these feelings for you

1437
01:20:09,680 --> 01:20:13,250
and I wanted to share them

1438
01:20:13,309 --> 01:20:15,832
even if was only
for a couple hours.

1439
01:20:18,564 --> 01:20:20,666
I appreciate that, Barb.
I really do.

1440
01:20:20,733 --> 01:20:23,336
But a couple of hours just
wouldn't have been enough.

1441
01:20:29,450 --> 01:20:32,554
Hope you know that even though

1442
01:20:32,619 --> 01:20:35,689
it didn't work out between us,

1443
01:20:35,748 --> 01:20:38,146
I always felt connected.

1444
01:20:38,208 --> 01:20:40,356
Connected?

1445
01:20:40,419 --> 01:20:42,613
You felt connected?

1446
01:20:42,671 --> 01:20:45,115
You know what I mean.

1447
01:20:45,174 --> 01:20:47,618
Actually, I don't.

1448
01:20:52,890 --> 01:20:55,539
I know you've never
forgiven me, Al.

1449
01:20:55,601 --> 01:20:57,999
And I understand.

1450
01:20:59,980 --> 01:21:03,209
But you'll never understand
what it was like for me.

1451
01:21:03,275 --> 01:21:05,594
Night after night
sitting on that couch

1452
01:21:05,652 --> 01:21:08,050
in that crappy apartment

1453
01:21:08,113 --> 01:21:11,342
with a baby in my arms,

1454
01:21:11,408 --> 01:21:14,478
just staring at the front door

1455
01:21:14,536 --> 01:21:18,061
waiting for you
to come home from the lot.

1456
01:21:18,123 --> 01:21:20,897
I'd hear you coming up the stairs

1457
01:21:20,959 --> 01:21:23,608
and I'd say a prayer.

1458
01:21:25,089 --> 01:21:28,739
"Please, God, let Al
have sold a car today."

1459
01:21:31,220 --> 01:21:33,243
The door would open
and you'd look at me

1460
01:21:33,305 --> 01:21:36,955
with that apologetic look
on your face.

1461
01:21:38,185 --> 01:21:41,755
And I knew... no sale.

1462
01:21:43,732 --> 01:21:46,551
And I was frightened.

1463
01:21:48,070 --> 01:21:50,423
Because...

1464
01:21:50,489 --> 01:21:53,513
without money,
you can't feed a baby.

1465
01:21:56,662 --> 01:22:00,187
I couldn't sit and wait and hope

1466
01:22:00,249 --> 01:22:02,522
and pray my life away anymore.

1467
01:22:02,584 --> 01:22:05,278
I just couldn't do it, Al.

1468
01:22:05,337 --> 01:22:07,940
I couldn't do it.

1469
01:22:09,800 --> 01:22:11,777
I'm sorry.

1470
01:22:15,514 --> 01:22:17,787
Turned it around eventually.

1471
01:22:19,893 --> 01:22:21,791
Yeah.

1472
01:22:21,854 --> 01:22:24,048
You did.

1473
01:23:28,086 --> 01:23:32,157
<i>♪ Yesterday ♪</i>

1474
01:23:32,216 --> 01:23:34,944
<i>♪ I had the blues ♪</i>

1475
01:23:42,059 --> 01:23:45,083
<i>♪ I couldn't win ♪</i>

1476
01:23:45,145 --> 01:23:49,876
<i>♪ All I did was lose ♪</i>

1477
01:23:56,073 --> 01:23:58,346
<i>♪ But now ♪</i>

1478
01:23:58,408 --> 01:24:01,512
<i>♪ I got everything ♪</i>

1479
01:24:04,540 --> 01:24:07,189
<i>♪ You made my poor heart sing ♪</i>

1480
01:24:08,877 --> 01:24:14,575
<i>♪ 'Cause I got you, baby ♪</i>

1481
01:24:15,842 --> 01:24:18,570
<i>♪ Oh, yes, I do ♪</i>

1482
01:24:20,639 --> 01:24:23,743
<i>♪ Yesterday, yesterday ♪</i>

1483
01:24:23,809 --> 01:24:26,628
<i>♪ I had to cry ♪</i>

1484
01:24:26,687 --> 01:24:28,414
<i>♪ Yesterday ♪</i>

1485
01:24:28,480 --> 01:24:30,127
<i>♪ Oh, Lord ♪</i>

1486
01:24:30,190 --> 01:24:32,759
<i>♪ I had to cry ♪</i>

1487
01:24:34,111 --> 01:24:37,306
<i>♪ Things were so bad ♪</i>

1488
01:24:37,364 --> 01:24:40,718
<i>♪ I wanted to die ♪</i>

1489
01:24:49,960 --> 01:24:52,609
<i>♪ But now it's just a memory ♪</i>

1490
01:24:56,466 --> 01:24:59,911
<i>♪ You made my poor heart sing ♪</i>

1491
01:25:00,929 --> 01:25:06,661
<i>♪ I'm so glad I got you, baby ♪</i>

1492
01:25:09,062 --> 01:25:11,381
<i>♪ Oh, yes, I am ♪</i>

1493
01:25:14,067 --> 01:25:16,545
<i>♪ You filled, you filled ♪</i>

1494
01:25:16,612 --> 01:25:18,965
<i>♪ You filled my heart ♪</i>

1495
01:25:23,076 --> 01:25:25,725
<i>♪ With so much joy ♪</i>

1496
01:25:30,334 --> 01:25:33,028
<i>♪ I could tell ♪</i>

1497
01:25:33,086 --> 01:25:35,735
<i>♪ I could tell by the way
you make ♪</i>

1498
01:25:35,797 --> 01:25:38,320
<i>♪ You make me feel... ♪</i>

1499
01:25:43,096 --> 01:25:45,540
Any...

1500
01:25:45,599 --> 01:25:48,748
any word from anyone?

1501
01:25:50,437 --> 01:25:53,882
Not really sure
what you mean by "word."

1502
01:25:54,900 --> 01:25:58,220
Calls. Phone calls.

1503
01:25:58,278 --> 01:26:00,927
Specifically from
my partner Al Klein.

1504
01:26:00,989 --> 01:26:03,850
I don't know if you've noticed,
but he hasn't been around much lately.

1505
01:26:04,660 --> 01:26:06,433
I did notice, actually.

1506
01:26:06,495 --> 01:26:08,188
Has he been sick?

1507
01:26:09,581 --> 01:26:12,230
Yeah, he's sick.

1508
01:26:15,253 --> 01:26:18,027
He should try Eastern medicine.

1509
01:26:18,090 --> 01:26:20,818
It's really easy.

1510
01:26:24,096 --> 01:26:25,869
You don't even have to get shots.

1511
01:26:25,931 --> 01:26:29,535
Gail, I'm just... I just came in
to get some coffee, actually.

1512
01:26:32,354 --> 01:26:34,832
<i>♪ Now I've got everything... ♪</i>

1513
01:26:39,277 --> 01:26:42,221
You seem sad, Mr. Martini.

1514
01:26:44,783 --> 01:26:46,385
Do I?

1515
01:26:46,451 --> 01:26:49,100
Yeah.

1516
01:27:42,799 --> 01:27:44,492
"Dad.

1517
01:27:44,551 --> 01:27:47,450
You've probably heard by now
I decided to go to college.

1518
01:27:48,764 --> 01:27:51,242
I didn't tell you myself
because I was still pretty upset,

1519
01:27:51,308 --> 01:27:53,957
but I'm not anymore.

1520
01:27:54,019 --> 01:27:57,214
I realized you didn't fire me
because it wasn't working out.

1521
01:27:57,272 --> 01:27:59,625
You did it because you wanted me
to learn there's more to life

1522
01:27:59,691 --> 01:28:01,919
than just 'people are shit.'

1523
01:28:01,985 --> 01:28:04,588
I want you to know that even
though it didn't end great,

1524
01:28:04,654 --> 01:28:08,133
it was still the best summer
of my life.

1525
01:28:08,200 --> 01:28:11,144
This was the summer
I figured out who I am.

1526
01:28:12,662 --> 01:28:15,106
I'm your son.

1527
01:28:16,166 --> 01:28:18,485
I love you, Dad.

1528
01:28:20,045 --> 01:28:22,193
Freddy."

1529
01:28:35,560 --> 01:28:37,662
Ever own a Cadillac?

1530
01:28:37,729 --> 01:28:40,548
No, I have not.

1531
01:28:40,607 --> 01:28:44,177
Well, it's the best car
in the world, new or used.

1532
01:28:44,236 --> 01:28:47,055
Can I afford one, though?
That is the question.

1533
01:28:47,113 --> 01:28:48,931
Well, you let me worry about that.

1534
01:28:48,990 --> 01:28:51,309
- Ash Martini. I'm the owner.
- Nice to meet you.

1535
01:28:51,368 --> 01:28:52,970
Go on, get in. See how it fits.

1536
01:28:53,036 --> 01:28:55,104
No, no. I'm actually
not ready to buy a car today.

1537
01:28:55,163 --> 01:28:58,016
Eh, you buy, you don't buy.
That's up to you.

1538
01:28:58,083 --> 01:29:01,483
I just get excited when I get
a car like this on the lot.

1539
01:29:01,545 --> 01:29:03,818
Yeah, I just don't want
to waste your time.

1540
01:29:03,880 --> 01:29:06,859
- I'm not ready to buy a car.
- Yeah, well, no pressure.

1541
01:29:06,925 --> 01:29:08,777
Let's take it for a spin.

1542
01:29:08,844 --> 01:29:11,823
Ash, what are you doing?

1543
01:29:13,974 --> 01:29:16,394
I'm taking this nice gentleman
for a ride in this De Ville.

1544
01:29:16,434 --> 01:29:20,004
Don't bother. I got a guy coming
in this afternoon to buy it.

1545
01:29:20,063 --> 01:29:22,040
- Who?
- A lawyer from Pasadena.

1546
01:29:22,107 --> 01:29:24,084
I'm sorry, sir.
I can't sell you the car.

1547
01:29:24,150 --> 01:29:27,629
Why don't you show him
the Mark IV? I'm sorry.

1548
01:29:27,696 --> 01:29:29,924
I got a nice Lincoln
I can show you.

1549
01:29:31,157 --> 01:29:33,134
I actually like this one.

1550
01:29:33,201 --> 01:29:36,350
I mean, if it's not for sale,
what's it doing on the lot?

1551
01:29:36,413 --> 01:29:37,981
Al, just a second.

1552
01:29:38,039 --> 01:29:40,312
Let me see what I can do for you.

1553
01:29:45,755 --> 01:29:47,402
You get lost?

1554
01:29:47,465 --> 01:29:49,363
I'm sorry. I should have called.

1555
01:29:49,426 --> 01:29:51,745
Nah.

1556
01:29:51,803 --> 01:29:53,530
So you figure it all out?

1557
01:29:53,597 --> 01:29:56,246
All of it? No.

1558
01:29:56,308 --> 01:29:58,081
But did realize there are
worse things in this world

1559
01:29:58,143 --> 01:30:00,086
than being a used car salesman.

1560
01:30:00,145 --> 01:30:01,918
Like what?

1561
01:30:01,980 --> 01:30:03,798
No idea.

1562
01:30:05,525 --> 01:30:07,172
I'd love to stand here and chat,

1563
01:30:07,235 --> 01:30:09,758
but there is a Cadillac out there
with that gentleman's name on it.

1564
01:30:09,821 --> 01:30:11,548
Go get him, tiger.

1565
01:30:11,615 --> 01:30:13,683
I'm gonna miss that car.

1566
01:30:16,119 --> 01:30:19,769
All right, bought us 20 minutes.
Then we have to have the car back.

1567
01:30:19,831 --> 01:30:22,275
- Excellent.
- Let's take her out.

1568
01:30:55,742 --> 01:30:58,061
Hi, folks. Al Klein
from Diamond Motors

1569
01:30:58,119 --> 01:30:59,596
in beautiful downtown Covina.

1570
01:30:59,663 --> 01:31:02,266
And I'm here to tell you about
our three-day blowout.

1571
01:31:02,332 --> 01:31:05,311
I'm Ash Martini. You come down
here and buy a car from us,

1572
01:31:05,377 --> 01:31:07,650
our competition is toast.

1573
01:31:15,679 --> 01:31:18,453
Hi, folks. AI Klein with
my lovely wife Linda

1574
01:31:18,515 --> 01:31:20,516
here at Diamond Motors
and we want to tell you...

1575
01:31:20,517 --> 01:31:23,120
Diamonds are a girl's best friend.

1576
01:31:23,186 --> 01:31:25,505
How was that?

1577
01:31:25,563 --> 01:31:28,007
- Howdy, folks. Al Klein.
- Ash Martini.

1578
01:31:28,066 --> 01:31:30,067
- We're here at Diamond Motors.
- Downtown Covina.

1579
01:31:30,068 --> 01:31:32,842
The only thing we want
to do is sell you a car.

1580
01:31:37,909 --> 01:31:40,103
Is that good, Mr. Klein?

1581
01:31:40,161 --> 01:31:43,686
Are you sick and tired
of trolling for bargains?

1582
01:31:43,748 --> 01:31:44,895
Hi, I'm Ash Martini,

1583
01:31:44,958 --> 01:31:46,685
Diamond Motors, downtown Covina.

1584
01:31:46,751 --> 01:31:49,312
We got a whole flock of new
cars that just came in

1585
01:31:49,379 --> 01:31:51,402
and we want to sell them to you...

1586
01:31:51,464 --> 01:31:54,864
Hi, folks. Al Klein with my beautiful
wife Linda here at Diamond Motors.

1587
01:31:54,926 --> 01:31:56,949
- We want to tell you...
- Cut! Cut it!

1588
01:31:57,012 --> 01:31:58,955
Gail, what are you doing?

1589
01:31:59,014 --> 01:32:02,368
- Trying to save this plant.
- Okay, you're in the shot.

1590
01:32:02,434 --> 01:32:05,538
Look, it's dying. Oh!

1591
01:32:05,603 --> 01:32:07,354
Hey, folks, come on down
to Diamond Motors.

1592
01:32:07,355 --> 01:32:08,798
'Cause here at Diamond Motors...

1593
01:32:08,857 --> 01:32:11,426
We're family!

1593
01:32:12,305 --> 01:32:18,429
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