WEBVTT 1 00:00:06.000 --> 00:00:12.074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 2 00:00:51.619 --> 00:00:53.352 I don't know. 3 00:00:53.354 --> 00:00:55.554 Maybe we were doomed from the beginning. 4 00:00:57.324 --> 00:01:01.160 I mean, it's not like Dad was Mr. Sunshine. 5 00:01:03.330 --> 00:01:04.596 Sometimes I think all our problems 6 00:01:04.598 --> 00:01:07.533 came directly from him. 7 00:01:07.535 --> 00:01:10.202 But a lot of the good stuff did, too. 8 00:01:13.140 --> 00:01:15.607 Remember what he always called us? 9 00:01:15.609 --> 00:01:18.444 The Gruesome Twosome. 10 00:01:18.446 --> 00:01:22.314 He told us to stick together, no matter what. 11 00:01:29.623 --> 00:01:32.391 God... 12 00:01:32.393 --> 00:01:36.261 what the hell happened to us? 13 00:01:42.670 --> 00:01:45.337 ¶ Oh, Denis, do be do ¶ 14 00:01:45.339 --> 00:01:48.574 ¶ I'm in love with you, Denis, do be do ¶ 15 00:01:48.576 --> 00:01:51.677 ¶ I'm in love with you, Denis, do be do ¶ 16 00:01:51.679 --> 00:01:54.146 ¶ I'm in love with you ¶ 17 00:01:57.318 --> 00:02:00.619 ¶ Denis, Denis, oh, with your eyes so blue ¶ 18 00:02:00.621 --> 00:02:04.223 ¶ Denis, Denis, I've got a crush on you ¶ 19 00:02:04.225 --> 00:02:09.161 ¶ Denis, Denis, I'm so in love with you ¶ 20 00:02:11.198 --> 00:02:14.566 ¶ Oh, when we walk, it always feels so nice ¶ 21 00:02:14.568 --> 00:02:17.903 ¶ And when we talk, it seems like paradise ¶ 22 00:02:17.905 --> 00:02:24.643 ¶ Denis, Denis, I'm so in love with you ¶ 23 00:02:24.645 --> 00:02:27.579 ¶ You're the king and I'm in heaven ¶ 24 00:02:27.581 --> 00:02:31.683 ¶ Every time I look at you ¶ 25 00:02:31.685 --> 00:02:34.820 When you smile, it's like a dream ¶ 26 00:02:34.822 --> 00:02:40.926 ¶ And I'm so lucky 'cause I found a boy like you ¶ 27 00:02:40.928 --> 00:02:44.563 ¶ Denis, Denis, avec tes yeux si bleux ¶ 28 00:02:44.565 --> 00:02:48.200 ¶ Denis, Denis, moi j'ai flashe a nous deux ¶ 29 00:02:48.202 --> 00:02:52.304 ¶ Denis, Denis, un grand baiser d'eternite... ¶ 30 00:03:18.566 --> 00:03:20.332 ¶ Show me that smile again ¶ 31 00:03:20.334 --> 00:03:22.634 ¶ Show me that smile... ¶ 32 00:03:22.636 --> 00:03:26.405 ¶ Don't waste another minute on your crying ¶ 33 00:03:26.407 --> 00:03:29.274 ¶ We're nowhere near the end... ¶ 34 00:03:29.276 --> 00:03:31.343 Hello? 35 00:03:31.345 --> 00:03:32.678 Hi, is this Maggie Dean? 36 00:03:32.680 --> 00:03:34.379 Yes. 37 00:03:34.381 --> 00:03:35.881 This is L.A. Presbyterian Hospital. 38 00:03:35.883 --> 00:03:37.983 You know, I'm on the National Do Not Call Registry. 39 00:03:37.985 --> 00:03:39.785 How did you get this number? 40 00:03:39.787 --> 00:03:42.654 Uh, I'm calling to inform you that your brother Milo 41 00:03:42.656 --> 00:03:45.958 was admitted this afternoon after an attempted suicide. 42 00:03:45.960 --> 00:03:47.693 He's okay. 43 00:03:50.998 --> 00:03:53.265 Ms. Dean? 44 00:03:53.267 --> 00:03:55.601 Yes. 45 00:03:55.603 --> 00:03:59.471 - He's okay. - Good, thank you. 46 00:04:02.476 --> 00:04:05.310 It's a good thing he was blasting his music. 47 00:04:05.312 --> 00:04:08.280 A neighbor complained and got the building manager. 48 00:04:08.282 --> 00:04:10.449 Mm. 49 00:04:10.451 --> 00:04:12.417 Here's his note. 50 00:04:17.758 --> 00:04:21.026 "To whom it may concern: See ya later." 51 00:04:21.028 --> 00:04:24.596 Jesus. 52 00:04:24.598 --> 00:04:27.478 When was the last time you saw each other? 53 00:04:28.669 --> 00:04:30.936 About 10 years. 54 00:04:32.006 --> 00:04:34.539 Hey, Milo. 55 00:04:38.512 --> 00:04:40.045 Hey. 56 00:04:43.017 --> 00:04:44.583 You changed your hair. 57 00:04:44.585 --> 00:04:46.551 Oh, yeah. It's... 58 00:04:46.553 --> 00:04:50.689 It's been light for a while, I guess. 59 00:04:50.691 --> 00:04:53.425 Look at you. 60 00:04:53.427 --> 00:04:56.995 Yeah, look at me. 61 00:04:56.997 --> 00:05:00.032 Another tragic gay cliché. 62 00:05:05.506 --> 00:05:06.972 I don't know if you still like apple fritters. 63 00:05:06.974 --> 00:05:09.541 Probably not as good as Jensen's. 64 00:05:09.543 --> 00:05:10.942 I'm not really hungry. 65 00:05:14.615 --> 00:05:16.575 I'll just leave them here. 66 00:05:26.927 --> 00:05:29.661 How many days did they say you have to be in here? 67 00:05:29.663 --> 00:05:33.031 A day or two. 68 00:05:33.033 --> 00:05:34.366 Do you have anyone... 69 00:05:34.368 --> 00:05:37.002 do you live alone? 70 00:05:39.506 --> 00:05:41.807 Yeah, I live alone. 71 00:05:43.811 --> 00:05:46.078 Well, I'm around the next couple days, if you need anything. 72 00:05:46.080 --> 00:05:48.080 Maggie, this was just some stupid thing I did. 73 00:05:48.082 --> 00:05:50.816 I was drunk and feeling melodramatic, so... 74 00:05:52.686 --> 00:05:56.021 you didn't have to come here. 75 00:05:56.023 --> 00:05:57.823 You should go. 76 00:06:34.495 --> 00:06:35.827 Hey. 77 00:06:35.829 --> 00:06:37.996 They told me you were down here. 78 00:06:37.998 --> 00:06:41.166 I get discharged today. 79 00:06:41.168 --> 00:06:43.568 They just called me a cab. I thought you were going home. 80 00:06:43.570 --> 00:06:45.637 Why, because you told me to? 81 00:06:45.639 --> 00:06:48.607 No, because I asked you to. 82 00:06:48.609 --> 00:06:50.409 So, what, are you king of the hospital now? 83 00:06:58.652 --> 00:07:02.053 Have you read "Marley and Me"? 84 00:07:02.055 --> 00:07:04.055 Yeah, sad. 85 00:07:04.057 --> 00:07:05.557 Why is it sad? 86 00:07:05.559 --> 00:07:07.559 You don't know what happens? 87 00:07:07.561 --> 00:07:09.194 No, that's why I'm reading it. 88 00:07:09.196 --> 00:07:12.197 Oh, sorry. 89 00:07:12.199 --> 00:07:14.466 - What? - Nothing. 90 00:07:14.468 --> 00:07:16.168 - What, does the dog die at the end? - No, I didn't say that. 91 00:07:16.170 --> 00:07:17.769 The fucking dog dies at the end. 92 00:07:17.771 --> 00:07:19.037 I didn't... I'm not saying anything. 93 00:07:19.039 --> 00:07:20.539 Look how much I had left. 94 00:07:24.178 --> 00:07:27.145 I'm sorry I ruined it. 95 00:07:27.147 --> 00:07:31.483 Maggie, I know the dog dies. 96 00:07:31.485 --> 00:07:33.185 Everyone knows the dog dies. 97 00:07:33.187 --> 00:07:35.587 It's the book where the dog dies. 98 00:07:37.724 --> 00:07:39.791 Asshole. 99 00:07:39.793 --> 00:07:41.927 I see you're getting your sense of humor back. 100 00:07:41.929 --> 00:07:44.830 Yeah, they can't take that away from me. 101 00:07:48.068 --> 00:07:51.603 I was thinking, um... 102 00:07:51.605 --> 00:07:53.672 maybe you'd wanna come stay with me? 103 00:07:53.674 --> 00:07:55.140 What, back to New York? 104 00:07:55.142 --> 00:07:56.975 Yeah. 105 00:07:56.977 --> 00:07:58.910 I mean just for a little bit, until you feel better. 106 00:07:58.912 --> 00:08:02.948 I have a guest room and you can meet Lance finally. 107 00:08:02.950 --> 00:08:06.585 Nyack's really beautiful this time of year. 108 00:08:06.587 --> 00:08:10.055 So the crack team of hospital crisis counselors got to you too, huh? 109 00:08:10.057 --> 00:08:12.190 This was my decision. 110 00:08:12.192 --> 00:08:14.759 Yeah, whatever. They guilted you into this. 111 00:08:14.761 --> 00:08:18.730 You're right. It's probably a bad idea. 112 00:08:18.732 --> 00:08:21.099 Hey, Maggie. 113 00:08:24.271 --> 00:08:26.538 I have an aquarium 114 00:08:26.540 --> 00:08:29.274 full of very beloved, 115 00:08:29.276 --> 00:08:32.110 fat goldfish. 116 00:08:39.219 --> 00:08:41.686 You can get new goldfish in New York. 117 00:08:56.270 --> 00:08:59.004 Welcome home. 118 00:09:19.226 --> 00:09:21.726 Hey, here he is. 119 00:09:21.728 --> 00:09:23.695 - Lance. - Yeah, sure am. 120 00:09:23.697 --> 00:09:26.231 - How are ya? - Great to meet you. Oh, shit. Sorry, man. 121 00:09:26.233 --> 00:09:27.799 It's okay. Don't worry about it. 122 00:09:27.801 --> 00:09:29.334 They're healing over, so it's fine. 123 00:09:29.336 --> 00:09:31.670 I'm so psyched to finally meet you, you know? 124 00:09:31.672 --> 00:09:33.738 Yeah, you, too. 125 00:09:33.740 --> 00:09:37.075 Mysterious Milo in the flesh, right? 126 00:09:37.077 --> 00:09:38.677 Well, actually, I'm clothed now, 127 00:09:38.679 --> 00:09:41.246 so you'll have to get to know me a little bit better 128 00:09:41.248 --> 00:09:42.747 before you see me in the flesh. 129 00:09:42.749 --> 00:09:46.585 Cool, cool. 130 00:09:46.587 --> 00:09:48.353 Well, hey, if you need anything, 131 00:09:48.355 --> 00:09:50.755 I'm around, so don't hesitate to holler. 132 00:09:50.757 --> 00:09:52.090 I'm just... I'm doing a few chores. 133 00:09:52.092 --> 00:09:55.093 I will, I will, thank you. Thanks for having me. 134 00:09:55.095 --> 00:09:57.062 Okay, take it easy, amigo. 135 00:09:57.064 --> 00:09:59.130 Y-you, too, amigo. 136 00:10:05.772 --> 00:10:08.012 Jesus, Maggie. 137 00:10:10.077 --> 00:10:14.613 So, Milo, you hear about your wild and crazy sister? 138 00:10:14.615 --> 00:10:16.615 Are you... he doesn't know? 139 00:10:16.617 --> 00:10:19.117 Your wild and crazy sister has been taking, um... 140 00:10:19.119 --> 00:10:20.919 - Mm. - Give me a drumroll. 141 00:10:20.921 --> 00:10:23.655 - Come on, drumroll. - Come on, louder. 142 00:10:23.657 --> 00:10:25.824 Scuba diving lessons. 143 00:10:25.826 --> 00:10:28.026 - Yeah. - Doesn't that sound like fun? 144 00:10:28.028 --> 00:10:30.795 Yeah, if you like scuba diving, yeah. 145 00:10:30.797 --> 00:10:32.631 I do. 146 00:10:32.633 --> 00:10:34.366 She's preparing for our tropical Hawaiian honeymoon. 147 00:10:34.368 --> 00:10:35.767 It's gonna be badass. 148 00:10:35.769 --> 00:10:37.769 Honeymoon? 149 00:10:37.771 --> 00:10:39.170 Better two years late than never. 150 00:10:39.172 --> 00:10:41.172 It was her idea. It was your idea. 151 00:10:41.174 --> 00:10:43.274 - Better late than never. - Yeah. 152 00:10:43.276 --> 00:10:45.176 She's always getting crazy ideas. 153 00:10:45.178 --> 00:10:47.379 Last month, it was salsa dancing. 154 00:10:47.381 --> 00:10:49.080 Have you ever heard of salsa dancing? 155 00:10:49.082 --> 00:10:50.749 It's kind of like a Spanish-flavored dancing? 156 00:10:50.751 --> 00:10:53.785 Yeah, yeah, the... the... yeah. 157 00:10:53.787 --> 00:10:55.654 - So now it's scuba diving. - Yeah. 158 00:10:55.656 --> 00:10:58.890 - You ever been? - Uh, no, no. 159 00:10:58.892 --> 00:11:01.726 - Dude, you'd love it. It's awesome. - Right. 160 00:11:01.728 --> 00:11:04.663 Me and my buddy Craig, a couple years ago, we went to Costa Rica. 161 00:11:04.665 --> 00:11:07.999 This was before Maggie was on the scene... PM, pre-Maggie... 162 00:11:08.001 --> 00:11:11.403 and the first time we go out on a dive, 163 00:11:11.405 --> 00:11:15.874 we saw an effing sea turtle, which is very rare. 164 00:11:15.876 --> 00:11:19.344 - Incredibly rare. - I think it's pretty normal... right? Seeing sea turtles? 165 00:11:19.346 --> 00:11:21.413 What? - When you're diving, seeing sea turtles? 166 00:11:21.415 --> 00:11:23.415 - I think that's very... - No, I think you're thinking of just, like, regular turtles 167 00:11:23.417 --> 00:11:25.717 that you'd see in a pond or a stream. 168 00:11:25.719 --> 00:11:28.853 I'm talking about a sea turtle in the wild. 169 00:11:28.855 --> 00:11:31.289 We were swimming so close to it that you could practically touch it. 170 00:11:31.291 --> 00:11:33.358 Mm-hmm. 171 00:11:33.360 --> 00:11:35.260 Is it okay if I tell him? Can I? 172 00:11:35.262 --> 00:11:38.697 - Nothing really to tell yet. - You ready for some big news? 173 00:11:38.699 --> 00:11:40.965 We're trying to get pregnant. 174 00:11:40.967 --> 00:11:43.468 - Really? - We are trying to get pregnant. 175 00:11:43.470 --> 00:11:47.439 - Yep. - And I say "we are," because it's not sexist that way. 176 00:11:47.441 --> 00:11:49.240 - Right? That's what you told me. - Yeah. 177 00:11:49.242 --> 00:11:51.376 I thought you never wanted to have kids. 178 00:11:51.378 --> 00:11:54.412 Well, I may have said that in high school or something, 179 00:11:54.414 --> 00:11:56.781 but obviously people change their minds on that. 180 00:11:56.783 --> 00:11:58.450 No, I... that's great. 181 00:11:58.452 --> 00:12:00.218 I love kids. 182 00:12:00.220 --> 00:12:01.786 Except the fat ones. 183 00:12:01.788 --> 00:12:03.488 Fuck those little turds, right? 184 00:12:03.490 --> 00:12:06.991 He's kidding. He's being a smartass. 185 00:12:06.993 --> 00:12:08.760 - Don't mind him. - I'm messing with you. 186 00:12:08.762 --> 00:12:10.328 I was like, "Whoa, what's this guy got against fat kids?" 187 00:12:10.330 --> 00:12:12.297 - No, he's... - I mean, I was a fat kid. 188 00:12:12.299 --> 00:12:14.232 - Oh, you were? - I was built like a damn tank, yeah. 189 00:12:14.234 --> 00:12:16.401 - She's seen the pictures. - It's pretty cute, though. 190 00:12:16.403 --> 00:12:18.369 I look like a... just a little pillow with legs. 191 00:12:18.371 --> 00:12:19.370 - A little marshmallow. - Yeah. 192 00:12:19.372 --> 00:12:21.239 Hey, here's to you guys. 193 00:12:21.241 --> 00:12:22.774 Thanks. 194 00:12:22.776 --> 00:12:25.110 May your kids be happy and fat. 195 00:12:25.112 --> 00:12:26.344 Cool, man, thanks. 196 00:12:26.346 --> 00:12:27.746 I mean, it hasn't happened yet, 197 00:12:27.748 --> 00:12:29.180 but we're definitely giving it a go. 198 00:12:29.182 --> 00:12:31.249 Well, keep trying, guys. 199 00:12:31.251 --> 00:12:33.118 I can't wait to be the creepy gay uncle. 200 00:12:33.120 --> 00:12:35.253 - You're hired. - Okay. 201 00:12:35.255 --> 00:12:38.156 You got the job. 202 00:12:41.061 --> 00:12:42.794 - Hey. - Hey. 203 00:12:42.796 --> 00:12:44.929 - Settling in? - Yeah. 204 00:12:44.931 --> 00:12:47.899 No, yeah, it's like a Martha Stewart wonderland. 205 00:12:49.336 --> 00:12:52.437 So, you met Lance. 206 00:12:52.439 --> 00:12:55.206 Yeah, I met Lance. 207 00:12:55.208 --> 00:12:57.242 Isn't he the best? 208 00:12:57.244 --> 00:13:00.145 Yeah, he's like a big Labrador retriever. 209 00:13:00.147 --> 00:13:03.381 Yeah, I guess. 210 00:13:03.383 --> 00:13:06.417 He's just the nicest guy on the planet. 211 00:13:06.419 --> 00:13:08.820 I really lucked out. 212 00:13:08.822 --> 00:13:11.389 Yeah, you're really going for it. 213 00:13:11.391 --> 00:13:14.559 What does that mean? 214 00:13:14.561 --> 00:13:17.362 You're going for it... just, like, the job, the house, 215 00:13:17.364 --> 00:13:20.231 the furniture... the Lance. 216 00:13:22.202 --> 00:13:24.068 I guess I grew up. 217 00:13:29.009 --> 00:13:31.209 - So, what about you? - What about me? 218 00:13:31.211 --> 00:13:33.545 Well, last I heard, you moved to LA to be an actor? 219 00:13:33.547 --> 00:13:35.847 That was, like, 10 years ago? 220 00:13:35.849 --> 00:13:38.383 - Yeah, did you not hear? I won an Oscar. - Oh, very funny. 221 00:13:38.385 --> 00:13:41.986 Yeah, I played a retarded Ukrainian immigrant 222 00:13:41.988 --> 00:13:45.356 who inspires a bunch of school kids in Brooklyn 223 00:13:45.358 --> 00:13:47.458 by playing chess. 224 00:13:47.460 --> 00:13:51.029 - Seriously. - Seriously, acting's kinda hard when you don't have an agent. 225 00:13:51.031 --> 00:13:53.097 So... 226 00:13:53.099 --> 00:13:54.459 Well, what are you doing for money? 227 00:13:56.570 --> 00:13:58.937 Let me guess, male prostitute joke coming... 228 00:13:58.939 --> 00:14:00.405 What do you want me to say, Maggie? 229 00:14:00.407 --> 00:14:03.274 I wait tables at a shitty tourist restaurant in Hollywood. 230 00:14:03.276 --> 00:14:05.676 It's fucking boring, the end. What do you want to know? 231 00:14:09.115 --> 00:14:11.516 You know, I'm tired. I'm gonna go to bed. 232 00:14:11.518 --> 00:14:14.319 All right, good night. 233 00:14:37.377 --> 00:14:39.577 Shit. 234 00:15:08.909 --> 00:15:13.244 The key to buddy breathing is not to panic. 235 00:15:13.246 --> 00:15:17.015 Don't freak out or you'll die. 236 00:15:17.017 --> 00:15:19.417 Don't yank the regulator away from your partner. 237 00:15:19.419 --> 00:15:21.286 Don't bogart the thing either. 238 00:15:21.288 --> 00:15:24.589 All right, so, everybody partner up. 239 00:15:24.591 --> 00:15:26.925 Let's go, let's do it. 240 00:15:31.298 --> 00:15:32.430 Looking for a date? 241 00:15:32.432 --> 00:15:35.533 - Huh? - A partner. 242 00:15:35.535 --> 00:15:39.203 Oh. Oh, yeah, sure. 243 00:15:39.205 --> 00:15:40.471 Okay. 244 00:16:06.566 --> 00:16:10.568 This is a book that we're selling a lot more of. 245 00:16:10.570 --> 00:16:12.370 Uh, it's just much more practical. 246 00:16:12.372 --> 00:16:14.138 It's much more hands-on. 247 00:16:14.140 --> 00:16:17.141 - Does that sound... - It sounds perfect. 248 00:16:17.143 --> 00:16:19.177 Okay, good. Yeah, good luck. 249 00:16:19.179 --> 00:16:20.278 Thank you. 250 00:16:22.482 --> 00:16:25.083 Surprise. 251 00:16:25.085 --> 00:16:27.385 Milo. 252 00:16:27.387 --> 00:16:29.754 Back from the dead. 253 00:16:31.624 --> 00:16:33.257 What are you doing here? 254 00:16:33.259 --> 00:16:35.259 I just rolled into town. I wanted to say... 255 00:16:35.261 --> 00:16:36.761 No, what are you doing here at the store? 256 00:16:36.763 --> 00:16:40.031 I am looking for the new Danielle Steel novel. 257 00:16:42.669 --> 00:16:44.302 You should go. 258 00:16:44.304 --> 00:16:47.705 No... hey, no, I... let's go hiking. 259 00:16:47.707 --> 00:16:50.575 Let's go to Kate's Lazy Meadow and, you know, 260 00:16:50.577 --> 00:16:52.276 go to the Harvest Festival and... 261 00:16:52.278 --> 00:16:54.579 Milo, you're out of your mind. 262 00:16:54.581 --> 00:16:56.214 No, Rich, I just think... 263 00:16:56.216 --> 00:16:57.496 Don't come here again. 264 00:17:09.629 --> 00:17:12.163 When do the boys show up? 265 00:17:12.165 --> 00:17:14.298 It's Dyke Night, sweetie. 266 00:17:14.300 --> 00:17:18.236 - It's what? - Dyke Night. 267 00:17:18.238 --> 00:17:20.038 Dyke Night? 268 00:17:22.175 --> 00:17:24.175 I showed up on Dyke Night? 269 00:17:24.177 --> 00:17:26.144 Yeah. 270 00:17:26.146 --> 00:17:28.112 Shit. 271 00:17:33.053 --> 00:17:34.352 Jesus. 272 00:17:34.354 --> 00:17:38.689 Hey, Cal's Corner, fucking Dyke Night. 273 00:17:38.691 --> 00:17:40.625 - What? - Oh, boy. 274 00:17:40.627 --> 00:17:42.760 Dyke Night. 275 00:17:42.762 --> 00:17:44.562 Milo, can we talk about this in the morning? 276 00:17:44.564 --> 00:17:46.497 Sandra and Melissa were very nice. 277 00:17:46.499 --> 00:17:48.533 They were two lesbian ladies 278 00:17:48.535 --> 00:17:50.701 who taught me how to play darts. 279 00:17:50.703 --> 00:17:52.804 But they were not what I was looking for. 280 00:17:52.806 --> 00:17:54.672 What I was looking for, and you should know this 281 00:17:54.674 --> 00:17:57.408 since we're now related, Lance, 282 00:17:57.410 --> 00:17:59.377 I was looking for some cock. 283 00:17:59.379 --> 00:18:01.446 Okay, Milo, enough. 284 00:18:01.448 --> 00:18:03.581 You're fine 'cause you're married to my sister. 285 00:18:03.583 --> 00:18:05.349 - You're off-limits. - "Off-limits." 286 00:18:05.351 --> 00:18:08.453 Just letting you know, if any of your little buddies around... 287 00:18:08.455 --> 00:18:11.289 - I will be on them like steak on rice. - Milo! Go to bed. 288 00:18:11.291 --> 00:18:12.590 Okay, Milo, good night. 289 00:18:12.592 --> 00:18:15.226 I'm just letting you know. I'm a little tipsy. 290 00:18:15.228 --> 00:18:16.527 - I'm sorry. - That's okay. 291 00:18:16.529 --> 00:18:20.131 - No shit. - Phew. 292 00:18:20.133 --> 00:18:22.233 - Milo, good night. - Good night. 293 00:18:29.209 --> 00:18:31.843 - Yeah, about last night. - You can't do stuff like that. 294 00:18:31.845 --> 00:18:34.178 Sorry, I was just trying to blow off some steam, that's all. 295 00:18:34.180 --> 00:18:35.313 I just... 296 00:18:35.315 --> 00:18:39.317 So, um, Lance and I were talking, 297 00:18:39.319 --> 00:18:42.453 and he might need some help 298 00:18:42.455 --> 00:18:44.555 on this trail project at the dam. 299 00:18:44.557 --> 00:18:47.291 Just clearing brush and stuff. 300 00:18:47.293 --> 00:18:49.694 A trail project at the dam? 301 00:18:49.696 --> 00:18:53.297 Yeah. It's what he does. 302 00:18:53.299 --> 00:18:54.699 What do you mean, clearing brush? 303 00:18:54.701 --> 00:18:57.301 - Like picking up sticks? - Brush... sticks and leaves 304 00:18:57.303 --> 00:19:00.404 and pieces of bushes and stuff. 305 00:19:00.406 --> 00:19:03.341 - It might be good for you. - So, it's like a job? 306 00:19:03.343 --> 00:19:07.311 It might be nice for you to spend time with him and stuff. 307 00:19:07.313 --> 00:19:10.648 Be out in nature with the brush. 308 00:19:10.650 --> 00:19:13.317 Do I get a sexy outfit? 309 00:19:13.319 --> 00:19:15.553 I'll make sure of it. 310 00:19:20.226 --> 00:19:22.793 Here. 311 00:19:22.795 --> 00:19:26.731 - Ahem. - I should've worn longer sleeves. 312 00:19:26.733 --> 00:19:30.468 Yeah, no, I mean, next time, you know? 313 00:19:30.470 --> 00:19:32.203 'Cause then if you have long sleeves, 314 00:19:32.205 --> 00:19:33.704 you can make more of a scooping motion. 315 00:19:33.706 --> 00:19:37.575 You might be able to get more with each grab, you know? 316 00:19:37.577 --> 00:19:39.810 Yeah, no, I get it. 317 00:19:39.812 --> 00:19:43.814 I'm not really an outdoorsy kinda guy. 318 00:19:43.816 --> 00:19:46.696 Right. Well, no worries, my man. 319 00:19:48.688 --> 00:19:51.322 You know, I got an extra fleece in the truck. 320 00:19:51.324 --> 00:19:52.924 - You want me to go... - No, no, I'm good. 321 00:19:52.926 --> 00:19:54.559 - Thank you. - You got it? 322 00:19:56.462 --> 00:19:59.230 Oh, you gotta be fucking kidding me. 323 00:21:01.427 --> 00:21:05.529 You okay? You all right? 324 00:21:05.531 --> 00:21:07.965 Take a breath. Take a breath. 325 00:21:09.702 --> 00:21:11.369 What happened down there? 326 00:21:11.371 --> 00:21:13.571 Nothing, I'm fine. 327 00:21:13.573 --> 00:21:14.672 - Yeah? - I'm fine. 328 00:21:14.674 --> 00:21:15.873 All right. 329 00:21:19.012 --> 00:21:20.544 Hello? 330 00:21:20.546 --> 00:21:22.947 - Hi. - What the hell's that? 331 00:21:22.949 --> 00:21:24.548 Happy first day of work. 332 00:21:24.550 --> 00:21:26.684 You didn't have to do that. 333 00:21:26.686 --> 00:21:28.486 What, you don't like it? 334 00:21:28.488 --> 00:21:29.887 No, I love it. It's great. 335 00:21:29.889 --> 00:21:31.789 So, I told somebody that I was in town, 336 00:21:31.791 --> 00:21:34.692 and I didn't think she would come, 337 00:21:34.694 --> 00:21:36.427 so don't freak out. 338 00:21:36.429 --> 00:21:39.363 Hi, angel. 339 00:21:39.365 --> 00:21:40.598 Mother. 340 00:21:40.600 --> 00:21:43.601 Oh, dear. 341 00:21:43.603 --> 00:21:45.603 - Whoa. - Okay, broken glass. Everybody freeze. 342 00:21:45.605 --> 00:21:47.005 I'm gonna go get a dustpan. You okay? 343 00:21:47.006 --> 00:21:48.572 - Yeah. - I'm gonna go get a dustpan. 344 00:21:48.574 --> 00:21:49.740 Okay. 345 00:21:49.742 --> 00:21:54.545 - So, that's Tanner? - No, that's Tad. 346 00:21:54.547 --> 00:21:56.681 - Oh. - Tanner's the oldest. 347 00:21:56.683 --> 00:21:58.582 They look a lot like their father. 348 00:21:58.584 --> 00:22:00.518 - Mm-hmm. - See? 349 00:22:00.520 --> 00:22:03.754 I love Arches. The Grand Canyon's gotten so commercial. 350 00:22:03.756 --> 00:22:06.824 Arches has retained its essence, you know? 351 00:22:06.826 --> 00:22:09.527 It's just such a very, very spiritual place. 352 00:22:09.529 --> 00:22:11.362 Arches is rad. 353 00:22:11.364 --> 00:22:13.397 I actually road-tripped it down there 354 00:22:13.399 --> 00:22:14.899 spring break sophomore year. 355 00:22:14.901 --> 00:22:18.369 - It's insane. Unbelievable. - A toast? A toast? 356 00:22:18.371 --> 00:22:19.970 I want to make a toast. 357 00:22:19.972 --> 00:22:23.541 To my beautiful, beautiful children, 358 00:22:23.543 --> 00:22:25.910 - and to my lovely son-in-law. - Oh. 359 00:22:25.912 --> 00:22:30.781 May the light embrace you with its energy infinite. 360 00:22:30.783 --> 00:22:36.120 May you dwell in a place of peace and tolerance. 361 00:22:36.122 --> 00:22:39.490 May you live in warmth and understanding 362 00:22:39.492 --> 00:22:41.492 for your days eternal. 363 00:22:41.494 --> 00:22:43.561 - Amen. - Yeah. 364 00:22:43.563 --> 00:22:45.062 - Cheers. - Now, mm-hmm. 365 00:22:45.064 --> 00:22:47.665 Darling, thank you. 366 00:22:47.667 --> 00:22:49.967 So, when are you gonna come down and visit us in Sedona? 367 00:22:49.969 --> 00:22:52.103 Uh, I guess whenever we're invited. 368 00:22:52.105 --> 00:22:54.438 Oh, my God. You just have to show up. 369 00:22:54.440 --> 00:22:56.640 Just drop in. We don't like to be scheduled. 370 00:22:56.642 --> 00:22:58.909 - Perfect. - Great, so how's next week? 371 00:22:58.911 --> 00:23:01.779 Next... that's not gonna actually be the best week. 372 00:23:01.781 --> 00:23:03.681 Okay, great. The week after that. We can go then. 373 00:23:03.683 --> 00:23:06.083 Oh, um... 374 00:23:06.085 --> 00:23:07.651 Okay, well... 375 00:23:07.653 --> 00:23:09.754 Hey, Mom, how are the alpacas? 376 00:23:09.756 --> 00:23:13.858 We had to get rid of them. Too much poop. 377 00:23:13.860 --> 00:23:16.127 You know what they say, everybody poops, right? 378 00:23:16.129 --> 00:23:18.629 When I was a kid, I didn't think that girls pooped. 379 00:23:18.631 --> 00:23:21.565 - Seriously. - I've never taken a shit before. 380 00:23:21.567 --> 00:23:24.435 Milo. 381 00:23:24.437 --> 00:23:27.505 So what about your insight retreats, Mom? 382 00:23:27.507 --> 00:23:29.573 What about them? 383 00:23:29.575 --> 00:23:30.641 Do you have one coming up? 384 00:23:30.643 --> 00:23:32.009 Why do you ask? 385 00:23:32.011 --> 00:23:33.911 Oh, I just want to make sure I don't schedule 386 00:23:33.913 --> 00:23:36.580 the most important event of my life on the same day. 387 00:23:36.582 --> 00:23:38.482 Okay, just... 388 00:23:38.484 --> 00:23:40.151 You know it broke my heart to miss the wedding. 389 00:23:40.153 --> 00:23:42.520 Actually, you know, I don't know that it did. 390 00:23:42.522 --> 00:23:46.590 - You're here now, right? - Yes, yes. Thank you. 391 00:23:46.592 --> 00:23:48.793 Did everybody hear how I've never taken a shit before? 392 00:23:48.795 --> 00:23:50.662 - Did you guys miss that? - Yeah. 393 00:23:50.663 --> 00:23:52.530 Why are we talking about such unpleasant things? 394 00:23:52.532 --> 00:23:55.699 Milo, what's new with you, darling? 395 00:23:58.204 --> 00:24:00.738 I'm gonna go grab the Tabasco. 396 00:24:00.740 --> 00:24:03.073 Anybody like anything? 397 00:24:04.510 --> 00:24:07.111 Everything's great. 398 00:24:07.113 --> 00:24:09.180 It's good. 399 00:24:09.182 --> 00:24:11.215 That's terrific. 400 00:24:11.217 --> 00:24:14.218 Everything is terrific. 401 00:24:15.655 --> 00:24:17.688 Now, breathe out. 402 00:24:17.690 --> 00:24:20.624 Yes. 403 00:24:20.626 --> 00:24:23.594 You're cleansed. Open your eyes. 404 00:24:23.596 --> 00:24:25.896 Oh, my God. How do you feel? 405 00:24:25.898 --> 00:24:29.233 Good, yeah. I might be a little drunk. 406 00:24:29.235 --> 00:24:31.135 You look completely different. 407 00:24:31.137 --> 00:24:33.504 Oh, my God, there's just... there's a... 408 00:24:33.506 --> 00:24:36.707 a purity and a kind of a glow coming off you. 409 00:24:36.709 --> 00:24:39.477 It's emanating from your crown chakra. 410 00:24:40.913 --> 00:24:42.746 Lance, would you like to be cleansed? 411 00:24:42.748 --> 00:24:45.082 I'm okay, thank you. I took a sauna this morning. 412 00:24:45.084 --> 00:24:47.651 - But I feel good. - Sweetheart? 413 00:24:47.653 --> 00:24:49.186 Oh, I don't usually drink and cleanse. 414 00:24:49.188 --> 00:24:51.255 Just, like, personal policy. 415 00:24:51.257 --> 00:24:52.923 But thank you. 416 00:24:52.925 --> 00:24:56.060 Okay, I guess I should be heading back. 417 00:24:56.062 --> 00:24:57.995 What, like, back to Arizona? 418 00:24:57.997 --> 00:24:59.930 Well, it's a terrific coincidence. 419 00:24:59.932 --> 00:25:04.068 You know, Maggie, you asked me about the insight retreat. 420 00:25:04.070 --> 00:25:05.736 Guess where it is this year? 421 00:25:05.738 --> 00:25:08.772 Woodstock. Around the corner. 422 00:25:08.774 --> 00:25:10.808 Oh, you've gotta be kidding. 423 00:25:10.810 --> 00:25:13.077 I mean, it's such a... this just worked out perfectly. 424 00:25:13.079 --> 00:25:14.278 So that's why you came here? 425 00:25:14.280 --> 00:25:16.280 No, no. 426 00:25:16.282 --> 00:25:17.715 I came here to see you two. 427 00:25:17.717 --> 00:25:19.517 Oh, just shut up, Mother. 428 00:25:19.519 --> 00:25:22.686 - Hey, Maggie. - This is classic. 429 00:25:22.688 --> 00:25:25.289 - Classic bullshit. - Okay, Maggie. 430 00:25:25.291 --> 00:25:27.191 I have to compliment you, though. I really do. 431 00:25:27.193 --> 00:25:29.911 You gave it a good shot. 432 00:25:29.912 --> 00:25:32.630 But I have to tell you you're really not that good of an actress. 433 00:25:32.632 --> 00:25:34.999 Okay. Well, as pleasant as this is... 434 00:25:35.001 --> 00:25:37.301 Stop trying, Judy. 435 00:25:37.303 --> 00:25:40.671 Stop trying. 436 00:25:40.673 --> 00:25:43.841 There are worse things than being a shitty mother. 437 00:25:46.279 --> 00:25:49.079 So... 438 00:25:49.081 --> 00:25:51.181 if you've finished... 439 00:25:51.183 --> 00:25:53.684 vomiting all over me... 440 00:25:53.686 --> 00:25:57.755 I will just say thank you for dinner, 441 00:25:57.757 --> 00:26:01.025 and, Milo, thank you for the invitation. 442 00:26:02.562 --> 00:26:05.829 I'm sorry the night ended up being so toxic. 443 00:26:07.633 --> 00:26:09.099 I just want you both to know. 444 00:26:09.101 --> 00:26:12.603 Oh, my God. 445 00:26:12.605 --> 00:26:15.139 I'm sending you the light. 446 00:26:15.141 --> 00:26:17.041 Good night, Lance. 447 00:26:17.043 --> 00:26:19.563 Good night, Judy. I'll walk you out. 448 00:26:24.951 --> 00:26:27.685 Well, at least she's sending us the light. 449 00:27:20.239 --> 00:27:24.141 - Are those shoes? - Uh, yeah, kinda. They're a hybrid. 450 00:27:24.143 --> 00:27:25.776 Hybrid of... 451 00:27:25.778 --> 00:27:29.713 Of, uh, you know, just shoes and a foot. 452 00:27:29.715 --> 00:27:31.148 The human foot. 453 00:27:33.285 --> 00:27:36.220 You know, some people use a knife and fork for those things. 454 00:27:36.222 --> 00:27:38.756 Yeah? Well, I'm not most people, babe, 455 00:27:38.758 --> 00:27:40.257 and I think that's why you love me. 456 00:27:40.259 --> 00:27:43.727 'Cause I set myself aside from the pack. 457 00:27:43.729 --> 00:27:45.729 - Yeah. - I'll see you tonight, okay? 458 00:27:45.731 --> 00:27:47.264 I gotta get going. 459 00:27:47.266 --> 00:27:49.366 - Oh, there he is. - Hey. 460 00:27:49.368 --> 00:27:51.235 - What's up, chief? - Mm-hmm. 461 00:27:51.237 --> 00:27:54.104 No... nothing. 462 00:27:54.106 --> 00:27:56.273 Okay, I'll check you two dudes later. 463 00:27:56.275 --> 00:27:58.742 Wallet, Lance. Where is it, baby? Where is it? 464 00:27:58.744 --> 00:28:01.779 Whoo! 465 00:28:01.781 --> 00:28:04.748 Is he ever not like that? 466 00:28:04.750 --> 00:28:06.283 You know I'm happy that you're here, right? 467 00:28:06.285 --> 00:28:08.318 Ugh, here it comes. 468 00:28:08.320 --> 00:28:09.787 And you can stay as long as you need. 469 00:28:09.789 --> 00:28:12.823 - But... - What do you think? 470 00:28:12.825 --> 00:28:15.359 - I thought she'd be different. - It doesn't matter. 471 00:28:15.361 --> 00:28:18.128 You had no right bringing her into this house without asking me. 472 00:28:18.130 --> 00:28:19.396 Yes, Warden. 473 00:28:21.867 --> 00:28:23.267 Did you really think she'd be different, 474 00:28:23.269 --> 00:28:24.702 that she actually gave a shit about us? 475 00:28:24.704 --> 00:28:27.371 - Maybe. - Please. 476 00:28:27.373 --> 00:28:29.206 She's been done with us ever since Dad... 477 00:28:30.743 --> 00:28:33.444 I don't even blame him. 478 00:28:33.446 --> 00:28:36.046 Imagine being married to her. I'd probably jump off a bridge, too. 479 00:28:36.048 --> 00:28:37.881 Okay. 480 00:28:39.318 --> 00:28:41.752 I don't want this. Eat it. 481 00:28:43.122 --> 00:28:45.489 Okay. 482 00:28:45.491 --> 00:28:47.491 - So, how you feel? - I'm good. 483 00:28:47.493 --> 00:28:49.760 - Yeah? - Yeah. 484 00:28:49.762 --> 00:28:52.830 I'm a little embarrassed about the other day. 485 00:28:52.832 --> 00:28:55.365 I was on planet Jupiter or something. 486 00:28:55.367 --> 00:28:57.301 Don't worry about it. 487 00:28:57.303 --> 00:29:00.270 - I'm a doof. - Nah, you're one of my favorites. 488 00:29:12.518 --> 00:29:15.018 Someone told me to read this once. 489 00:29:20.359 --> 00:29:21.859 Where to, boss? 490 00:29:21.861 --> 00:29:23.994 I need you to tell me why you're here. 491 00:29:23.996 --> 00:29:26.363 I'm... I just want to make conversation. 492 00:29:26.365 --> 00:29:28.232 I just want to see how you're doing. 493 00:29:28.234 --> 00:29:30.934 - Really? - Yeah, nothing... nothing more. 494 00:29:30.936 --> 00:29:33.470 I'm not gonna chop your balls off just yet. 495 00:29:36.308 --> 00:29:39.510 Okay, 'cause I really wasn't expecting to see you anytime soon. 496 00:29:39.512 --> 00:29:41.278 - I'm sure. - This is weird. 497 00:29:41.280 --> 00:29:43.514 I know. I know it's weird. 498 00:29:46.218 --> 00:29:48.152 Um... 499 00:29:50.156 --> 00:29:52.523 So, how are... how... what are you... 500 00:29:52.525 --> 00:29:54.958 how are you? 501 00:29:54.960 --> 00:29:57.027 I'm good. Yeah, I'm good. I have a girlfriend. 502 00:29:57.029 --> 00:29:58.328 Ah. 503 00:29:58.330 --> 00:30:01.231 Um... Melinda. 504 00:30:01.233 --> 00:30:02.566 She's great. She's an optometrist. 505 00:30:02.568 --> 00:30:04.401 Oh, cool. 506 00:30:04.403 --> 00:30:09.306 Really good for me. She gets along with Eric really well. 507 00:30:09.308 --> 00:30:11.809 - Eric? - My son. 508 00:30:11.811 --> 00:30:14.111 Right, your son. 509 00:30:18.117 --> 00:30:19.483 Are you living here now? 510 00:30:19.485 --> 00:30:22.519 No, no, I... temporarily. 511 00:30:22.521 --> 00:30:24.454 I'm just here... I live in LA. 512 00:30:24.456 --> 00:30:26.990 - LA, that's cool. - Yeah, yeah. 513 00:30:26.992 --> 00:30:29.326 - How's that? - Good, good. It's going really well. 514 00:30:29.328 --> 00:30:30.594 I mean, the key is just staying busy, you know? 515 00:30:30.596 --> 00:30:35.332 I've just been acting and auditioning 516 00:30:35.334 --> 00:30:37.234 and I just got this agent. 517 00:30:37.236 --> 00:30:39.136 - Really? - Yeah, I have an agent now. 518 00:30:39.138 --> 00:30:42.139 An agent. Wow, that's impressive. 519 00:30:42.141 --> 00:30:44.141 Yeah. 520 00:30:46.612 --> 00:30:49.146 What brings you to town other than scaring the shit out of me at a bookstore? 521 00:30:49.148 --> 00:30:51.882 Yeah, that was my sole purpose. 522 00:30:51.884 --> 00:30:55.485 No, I... I... there's a writer's retreat. 523 00:30:55.487 --> 00:30:57.554 You know, I'm writing this one-man show. 524 00:30:57.556 --> 00:31:00.123 Well, it doesn't surprise me at all. 525 00:31:00.125 --> 00:31:02.125 - Oh. - You were always a great writer. 526 00:31:02.127 --> 00:31:05.262 Oh, well, I had a... 527 00:31:05.264 --> 00:31:07.464 I had a good teacher. 528 00:31:10.603 --> 00:31:12.603 - It's a little cove off the Pawai Bay 529 00:31:12.605 --> 00:31:14.271 on the Kona Coast, off the Big Island. 530 00:31:14.273 --> 00:31:17.007 My mate Mike has been there since '05 531 00:31:17.009 --> 00:31:18.542 taking small groups diving, and I'm telling you... 532 00:31:18.544 --> 00:31:21.311 - Pretty? - It's stunning. 533 00:31:21.313 --> 00:31:24.314 Sea turtles, manta rays, blue sharks. 534 00:31:24.316 --> 00:31:26.283 That sounds incredible. 535 00:31:26.285 --> 00:31:28.151 Except for the sharks, I guess. 536 00:31:28.153 --> 00:31:31.054 They're harmless. 537 00:31:31.056 --> 00:31:33.590 Besides... 538 00:31:33.592 --> 00:31:36.260 you could handle a little old shark. 539 00:31:46.272 --> 00:31:48.138 - Whoa. - Hmm. 540 00:31:48.140 --> 00:31:50.107 - You want another? - Yeah. 541 00:31:50.109 --> 00:31:52.542 No. No. 542 00:31:52.544 --> 00:31:55.412 I think I've filled my quota. 543 00:31:55.414 --> 00:31:57.281 I should go. 544 00:31:57.283 --> 00:31:58.482 I haven't finished my drink yet. 545 00:31:58.484 --> 00:31:59.764 Here, I'll take that. 546 00:32:03.255 --> 00:32:06.089 Okay, there we go. 547 00:32:06.091 --> 00:32:07.457 That was fun. 548 00:32:07.459 --> 00:32:09.426 We had drinks. That was nice. 549 00:32:09.428 --> 00:32:11.161 Thank you. 550 00:32:11.163 --> 00:32:13.497 Uh, I will see you in class. 551 00:32:17.069 --> 00:32:18.235 Shit. 552 00:32:45.664 --> 00:32:48.198 Sweetie? 553 00:32:48.200 --> 00:32:50.133 Yeah? 554 00:32:50.135 --> 00:32:52.069 Are we out of pizza pockets? 555 00:32:53.505 --> 00:32:56.173 I think so. 556 00:32:56.175 --> 00:32:58.308 Well, can you put them on the list, please? 557 00:33:03.248 --> 00:33:05.749 Honey? 558 00:33:14.460 --> 00:33:16.226 So, you'll pick me up after work? 559 00:33:16.228 --> 00:33:17.761 Okay. 560 00:33:21.467 --> 00:33:23.734 - All right, well, have a good day at work. - I will. 561 00:33:23.736 --> 00:33:25.736 - Tell Lance I say hi. - I will. 562 00:33:27.306 --> 00:33:28.739 Okay. All right. 563 00:33:28.741 --> 00:33:30.574 - Bye, have a good day. - See ya, bye. 564 00:33:30.576 --> 00:33:32.342 Bye. 565 00:33:36.382 --> 00:33:38.181 What's up? 566 00:33:40.119 --> 00:33:41.718 Do you think I should have a baby? 567 00:33:41.720 --> 00:33:46.356 I mean, do you think I would be a good mom? 568 00:33:46.358 --> 00:33:50.360 Um... 569 00:33:50.362 --> 00:33:52.522 I don't... I don't know. 570 00:33:55.200 --> 00:33:58.402 I mean, I... I think you'd be very attentive. 571 00:33:58.404 --> 00:34:00.437 Okay. 572 00:34:00.439 --> 00:34:04.307 And maybe a bit overprotective. 573 00:34:04.309 --> 00:34:05.575 Uptight. 574 00:34:05.577 --> 00:34:07.244 Gee, thanks. 575 00:34:07.246 --> 00:34:09.246 No, I'm just being honest, I'm... it's... 576 00:34:09.248 --> 00:34:10.614 it's a loaded question. I'm sorry. 577 00:34:10.616 --> 00:34:12.682 I think I'd be an excellent mom. 578 00:34:12.684 --> 00:34:14.384 Okay. 579 00:34:16.221 --> 00:34:18.655 What do you want me to say? 580 00:34:18.656 --> 00:34:21.256 How about something that doesn't make me feel like a piece of shit? 581 00:34:22.694 --> 00:34:25.495 You know, you're so goddamn selfish, Milo, it's mind-blowing. 582 00:34:25.497 --> 00:34:26.830 Maggie. 583 00:34:28.567 --> 00:34:31.368 Oh, that's classic Maggie, man. Classic. 584 00:34:31.370 --> 00:34:32.636 Yeah, she just jumped down my throat. 585 00:34:32.638 --> 00:34:35.505 - It was crazy. - Land mines, man. 586 00:34:35.507 --> 00:34:37.707 It's like sometimes she and I will be strolling through the park 587 00:34:37.709 --> 00:34:39.509 laughing, getting along perfect, 588 00:34:39.511 --> 00:34:41.778 and then, kaboom, you know? 589 00:34:41.780 --> 00:34:44.147 A freakin' land mine blows my nuts off. 590 00:34:44.149 --> 00:34:45.182 Mm. 591 00:34:45.184 --> 00:34:47.201 - You know? - Yeah. 592 00:34:47.202 --> 00:34:49.219 And I'll think, "Oh, I coulda sworn my nuts were there a minute ago. 593 00:34:49.221 --> 00:34:51.755 I wonder where they went." 594 00:34:51.757 --> 00:34:53.757 - No nuts. - Oh, there... there they are. 595 00:34:53.759 --> 00:34:55.559 They got blown clear across the room. 596 00:34:55.561 --> 00:34:57.227 They're sliding down that wall over there. 597 00:34:57.229 --> 00:34:58.495 My nuts. 598 00:34:58.497 --> 00:35:00.564 And then, you know, when I think about it, 599 00:35:00.566 --> 00:35:03.100 it was probably my fault in the first place, 600 00:35:03.102 --> 00:35:05.970 so I'll just apologize to her. 601 00:35:05.971 --> 00:35:08.839 I probably said something stupid or insensitive, 602 00:35:08.841 --> 00:35:11.641 so I'll just tell her that I was sorry, 603 00:35:11.643 --> 00:35:13.243 and then it's fine. 604 00:35:13.245 --> 00:35:16.346 Mm. 605 00:35:16.348 --> 00:35:18.515 Land mines, dude. 606 00:35:20.819 --> 00:35:23.687 There she is. 607 00:35:23.689 --> 00:35:26.323 Your chariot awaits. 608 00:35:31.597 --> 00:35:33.363 All right, look, I'm sorry. 609 00:35:33.365 --> 00:35:35.332 I'm an idiot. 610 00:35:35.334 --> 00:35:36.633 So what else is new? 611 00:35:36.635 --> 00:35:39.503 You'd make an amazing mother, okay? 612 00:35:39.505 --> 00:35:42.572 I thought I was too uptight? 613 00:35:42.574 --> 00:35:46.209 I just said that so I didn't have to talk about the real issue, 614 00:35:46.211 --> 00:35:48.131 which is your morbid obesity. 615 00:35:49.481 --> 00:35:51.721 I'm surprised you can even leave the house. 616 00:35:56.288 --> 00:35:58.455 When was the last time you had your teeth cleaned? 617 00:35:58.457 --> 00:36:00.457 - No. No, no, no, no, no. - Come on. 618 00:36:00.459 --> 00:36:03.226 - No. - Hey, I am a licensed dental hygienist. 619 00:36:03.228 --> 00:36:04.261 Don't you want to see me work? 620 00:36:04.263 --> 00:36:05.495 No. 621 00:36:13.605 --> 00:36:17.674 There are so many planets, yet so little time. 622 00:36:17.676 --> 00:36:19.576 All right, okay, I'm gonna take this. 623 00:36:19.578 --> 00:36:21.645 - Wait, what are you doing? - Milo, that's enough. 624 00:36:21.647 --> 00:36:23.947 - Wait, wait, wait. I'm not done yet. - Come on, seriously, let go. 625 00:36:23.949 --> 00:36:25.582 - Let go. - Ow. 626 00:36:25.584 --> 00:36:27.184 - I'm not done. - Stop. 627 00:36:29.821 --> 00:36:32.322 - Okay, okay, you ready? - - Okay, uh-huh. 628 00:36:32.324 --> 00:36:33.490 'Cause this is serious stuff here. 629 00:36:33.492 --> 00:36:35.592 Mm-hmm. 630 00:36:43.802 --> 00:36:46.603 A few more seconds. 631 00:36:48.607 --> 00:36:50.674 Ah! 632 00:36:50.676 --> 00:36:52.676 Give that to me! Give that to me. 633 00:36:52.678 --> 00:36:54.611 - Spit. - Hmm? 634 00:36:54.613 --> 00:36:56.746 - Spit in there. - Mm. 635 00:36:56.748 --> 00:36:58.448 - Sorry, I think this is broken. 636 00:36:58.450 --> 00:37:01.451 Oh, my... Milo, stop. 637 00:37:01.453 --> 00:37:04.688 - That thing... you gotta have that thing fixed. - My God. 638 00:37:04.690 --> 00:37:08.258 You know what? You need to take the edge off. 639 00:37:08.260 --> 00:37:11.328 Yeah, right. No. 640 00:37:11.330 --> 00:37:14.764 Everybody's doing it. 641 00:37:14.766 --> 00:37:17.334 - If you don't do it, no one will ever talk to you. - I'm not doing it. 642 00:37:17.336 --> 00:37:19.936 - Ross is doing it, Tina's doing it. - Mm-hmm. 643 00:37:19.938 --> 00:37:21.871 Emily's doing it, Casey's doing it, 644 00:37:21.873 --> 00:37:24.574 - Shannon is doing it. - Shannon cannot be doing it. 645 00:37:24.576 --> 00:37:28.612 - Eric T. and Eric S. - Eric T. and Eric S., too? 646 00:37:28.614 --> 00:37:32.249 Eric S. and Eric T. are both doing it. 647 00:37:32.251 --> 00:37:33.917 I'm not doing it. 648 00:37:33.919 --> 00:37:36.319 I have a very serious question for you. 649 00:37:36.321 --> 00:37:38.288 Mm-hmm? 650 00:37:38.290 --> 00:37:39.556 Will you go to prom with me? 651 00:37:41.326 --> 00:37:43.426 Ah! 652 00:37:45.297 --> 00:37:47.998 Uh-oh, I think you're gassy. 653 00:37:48.000 --> 00:37:51.034 Pfft. 654 00:37:54.940 --> 00:37:56.339 Pfft. 655 00:38:00.612 --> 00:38:02.312 Pfft. 656 00:38:03.882 --> 00:38:06.349 It's okay, this won't hurt. Ready? 657 00:38:06.351 --> 00:38:10.453 Ow. 658 00:38:10.455 --> 00:38:13.523 - That hurt? - Your elbow went into my arm muscle. 659 00:38:13.525 --> 00:38:15.392 "Your elbow went into my arm muscle, mister." 660 00:38:15.394 --> 00:38:17.961 "Your elbow went into my arm muscle, mister. 661 00:38:17.963 --> 00:38:21.398 Oh, my paper route's gonna be screwed." 662 00:38:29.408 --> 00:38:31.408 I'm getting out of here. 663 00:38:33.412 --> 00:38:35.712 Pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft. 664 00:38:39.351 --> 00:38:41.017 Pfft. 665 00:38:46.358 --> 00:38:49.359 That was a good joke. 666 00:38:49.361 --> 00:38:51.328 Thanks. 667 00:38:51.330 --> 00:38:53.563 - I have to tell you something, Maggie. - What? 668 00:38:53.565 --> 00:38:55.965 Last month in LA, um... 669 00:38:58.370 --> 00:39:00.603 What? What? 670 00:39:00.605 --> 00:39:03.006 I ate pussy. 671 00:39:03.008 --> 00:39:04.674 What? 672 00:39:06.745 --> 00:39:08.545 - What? - I know, I'm not proud of it. 673 00:39:08.547 --> 00:39:11.081 Why? How? Why? Who? 674 00:39:11.083 --> 00:39:14.017 I... she looked like a young Debbie Harry. 675 00:39:14.019 --> 00:39:17.954 I was drunk and curious. I just couldn't resist. 676 00:39:17.956 --> 00:39:21.024 Oh, my gosh. 677 00:39:21.026 --> 00:39:23.660 Well, what... how... verdict? 678 00:39:23.662 --> 00:39:25.729 Uh, I was a little out to sea. 679 00:39:25.731 --> 00:39:28.431 I'll tell you that. 680 00:39:28.433 --> 00:39:32.669 Out in a wet, stormy, 681 00:39:32.671 --> 00:39:35.605 - pungent sea. - Ew. 682 00:39:40.412 --> 00:39:41.444 All right, now your turn. 683 00:39:41.446 --> 00:39:43.146 My turn? 684 00:39:43.148 --> 00:39:46.508 I told you a secret. You have to tell me a secret. 685 00:39:48.520 --> 00:39:50.153 I don't have any secrets. 686 00:39:50.155 --> 00:39:52.088 Maggie. 687 00:39:52.090 --> 00:39:54.524 Maggie Dean. 688 00:39:58.497 --> 00:40:01.064 I'm on birth control. 689 00:40:01.066 --> 00:40:04.100 Really? 690 00:40:04.102 --> 00:40:06.436 - Yeah. - Oh. 691 00:40:06.438 --> 00:40:09.639 I hide it in the basket in the bathroom. 692 00:40:09.641 --> 00:40:11.674 I figure Lance won't be looking 693 00:40:11.676 --> 00:40:14.511 for butterfly decorative soaps anytime soon. 694 00:40:15.981 --> 00:40:18.148 So... 695 00:40:18.150 --> 00:40:21.050 it's terrible. 696 00:40:21.052 --> 00:40:23.720 Wouldn't it be easier just to tell Lance 697 00:40:23.722 --> 00:40:25.455 you're not ready to have a kid? 698 00:40:25.457 --> 00:40:27.590 Yeah. 699 00:40:27.592 --> 00:40:29.192 It would be a lot easier. 700 00:40:30.729 --> 00:40:35.432 But there's a little more to it than that. 701 00:40:35.434 --> 00:40:37.133 What? 702 00:40:40.705 --> 00:40:42.265 - It's really bad. - What? 703 00:40:43.675 --> 00:40:45.642 I slept with my scuba instructor. 704 00:40:45.644 --> 00:40:47.644 Maggie. 705 00:40:47.646 --> 00:40:49.112 I know, it sounds like a porno. 706 00:40:49.114 --> 00:40:53.049 Just once? 707 00:40:53.051 --> 00:40:55.585 - With him? - "With him"? 708 00:40:55.587 --> 00:40:58.087 Yeah. I took a French cooking class like six months ago. 709 00:40:58.089 --> 00:40:59.789 Maggie! 710 00:40:59.791 --> 00:41:04.727 And a nature photography course... I met this guy. 711 00:41:04.729 --> 00:41:07.063 It's a fetish is what it sounds like. 712 00:41:08.700 --> 00:41:12.469 If Lance finds out, it will destroy him 713 00:41:12.471 --> 00:41:15.472 and I will not be able to live with myself. 714 00:41:19.744 --> 00:41:22.579 Please say something. 715 00:41:22.581 --> 00:41:25.515 I guess Lance just doesn't do it for you. 716 00:41:25.517 --> 00:41:27.684 But why? He's so great. 717 00:41:27.686 --> 00:41:32.522 He's so sweet and cute and nice 718 00:41:32.524 --> 00:41:34.858 and he would make such a great dad, 719 00:41:34.860 --> 00:41:38.928 and he is the polar opposite of all the assholes that I'm used to dating. 720 00:41:41.800 --> 00:41:45.268 He doesn't deserve a fucking whore as a wife. 721 00:41:45.270 --> 00:41:47.003 - You're not a whore, so don't say that, please. - Oh, really? 722 00:41:47.005 --> 00:41:48.671 What would you call it, then? 723 00:41:48.673 --> 00:41:52.675 You're a restless housewife with whore-like tendencies. 724 00:41:52.677 --> 00:41:54.978 Shut up. 725 00:41:54.980 --> 00:41:56.180 It doesn't help. 726 00:41:57.249 --> 00:41:59.249 Do you love him? 727 00:41:59.251 --> 00:42:02.752 Yeah, I do. 728 00:42:02.754 --> 00:42:06.723 He's... he's good. 729 00:42:06.725 --> 00:42:08.992 Maybe good isn't your thing. 730 00:42:08.994 --> 00:42:11.227 Maybe. 731 00:42:14.599 --> 00:42:16.099 What am I gonna do? 732 00:42:16.101 --> 00:42:19.068 You're gonna do a bunch of nitrous with your gay brother? 733 00:42:21.640 --> 00:42:23.540 You wanna talk about this more downstairs? 734 00:42:23.542 --> 00:42:25.275 Sure. 735 00:42:28.213 --> 00:42:31.080 - Oh, this hurts my back. - Me, too, my spine. 736 00:42:31.082 --> 00:42:32.248 Why did I say, "Let's talk downstairs"? 737 00:42:32.250 --> 00:42:34.250 I don't know. 738 00:42:37.088 --> 00:42:38.254 Wait, what time is it? 739 00:42:38.256 --> 00:42:39.656 I don't know. 740 00:42:39.658 --> 00:42:42.091 Shit. 741 00:42:42.093 --> 00:42:43.259 What? 742 00:42:43.261 --> 00:42:45.028 Come on, we gotta go. 743 00:42:45.030 --> 00:42:47.063 - Why? - I have a meeting. 744 00:42:47.065 --> 00:42:48.798 You have a meeting? With who? 745 00:42:48.800 --> 00:42:52.702 With, um, Kevin Clancy from high school. 746 00:42:52.704 --> 00:42:55.138 - Really? - Yeah. 747 00:42:55.140 --> 00:42:56.739 Cool. Can I come? 748 00:42:56.741 --> 00:42:59.309 Uh, no. 749 00:42:59.311 --> 00:43:03.746 I think he wanted to make it kind of like a one-on-one kind of meeting. 750 00:43:03.748 --> 00:43:05.748 - Oh. - Is that weird? I'm sorry. 751 00:43:05.750 --> 00:43:07.250 - No, no, it's fine. - Is that cool? 752 00:43:07.252 --> 00:43:08.217 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - All right, we gotta go, though. 753 00:43:08.219 --> 00:43:09.719 We gotta go. 754 00:43:09.721 --> 00:43:11.888 ¶ Oh, Denis, do be do... ¶ 755 00:43:11.890 --> 00:43:13.222 Oh, my God, you're killing me. 756 00:43:13.224 --> 00:43:14.791 No, listen, it's like, "Melvin, dude, please, 757 00:43:14.793 --> 00:43:17.226 just write me a story about a whale, 758 00:43:17.228 --> 00:43:18.328 a guy who catches a whale. 759 00:43:18.330 --> 00:43:19.596 Why does it have to be 800 pages 760 00:43:19.598 --> 00:43:22.098 of the history of whaling 761 00:43:22.100 --> 00:43:24.801 and all this existential crisis bullshit?" 762 00:43:24.803 --> 00:43:28.171 Like, who gives a shit when the writing is that weird 763 00:43:28.173 --> 00:43:30.607 and funny and rich and alive 764 00:43:30.609 --> 00:43:32.642 and did I mention weird? 765 00:43:32.644 --> 00:43:33.876 You know what I mean, though? 766 00:43:33.878 --> 00:43:35.278 And pretentious... and pretentious. 767 00:43:35.280 --> 00:43:38.681 There's a great "Moby-Dick" illustrated 768 00:43:38.683 --> 00:43:40.149 that I think you'd love. 769 00:43:40.151 --> 00:43:42.151 There's a pop-up whale at the end. 770 00:43:42.153 --> 00:43:43.353 Fuck you. 771 00:43:45.724 --> 00:43:47.690 Didn't I give you a whale? 772 00:43:47.692 --> 00:43:52.095 I feel like I gave you, like, a copper figurine 773 00:43:52.097 --> 00:43:55.365 for your birthday that I got at that... 774 00:43:55.367 --> 00:43:58.901 Wow. You carry that with you? 775 00:43:58.903 --> 00:44:03.072 I don't know. It's, like, a little good luck charm or something. 776 00:44:03.074 --> 00:44:06.743 Well, it's working. 777 00:44:06.745 --> 00:44:09.145 Is it? I don't know if it is. 778 00:44:09.147 --> 00:44:12.048 Yeah. Yeah, Mr. Fancy LA Agent. 779 00:44:12.050 --> 00:44:14.217 I wish I kept that whale for myself. 780 00:44:14.219 --> 00:44:16.386 It's not that big of a deal. He's not that big of an agent. 781 00:44:16.388 --> 00:44:18.087 I think it's incredible. 782 00:44:21.192 --> 00:44:24.060 I always knew you'd do something amazing with your life. 783 00:44:26.765 --> 00:44:29.232 I'm proud of you, Milo. 784 00:44:31.803 --> 00:44:34.043 Do you wanna get out of here? 785 00:44:40.845 --> 00:44:43.746 Those lobster cages can knock you right off. 786 00:44:43.748 --> 00:44:45.181 What? 787 00:44:45.183 --> 00:44:47.417 Well, actually, they're called lobster pots, 788 00:44:47.419 --> 00:44:49.285 but they can knock these guys right off the deck. 789 00:44:49.287 --> 00:44:51.721 They're real dangerous. 790 00:44:51.723 --> 00:44:53.322 Oh. 791 00:44:53.324 --> 00:44:55.191 I think those are crabs. 792 00:44:55.193 --> 00:44:58.127 - Where? - E-everywhere. 793 00:44:58.129 --> 00:45:01.330 Oh, yeah, maybe they are. 794 00:45:01.332 --> 00:45:03.032 No, they are. 795 00:45:04.235 --> 00:45:06.369 So, how's Milo working out? 796 00:45:06.371 --> 00:45:09.706 Good. He's definitely doing his best, 797 00:45:09.708 --> 00:45:11.741 but he's been... he's trying. 798 00:45:11.743 --> 00:45:13.042 Good. 799 00:45:13.044 --> 00:45:15.344 Mm. 800 00:45:19.250 --> 00:45:21.217 I love you. 801 00:45:21.219 --> 00:45:23.486 I love you, too. 802 00:45:23.488 --> 00:45:26.089 I really love you. 803 00:45:26.091 --> 00:45:28.424 Thank you. 804 00:45:46.244 --> 00:45:48.111 God, I can't believe he's 16. 805 00:45:50.515 --> 00:45:54.117 It's strange, man. Having a kid that old. 806 00:45:54.119 --> 00:45:55.818 He just got his license. 807 00:45:55.820 --> 00:45:59.088 I'm like, "Really? 808 00:45:59.090 --> 00:46:01.190 I'm old enough to have a kid who can drive?" 809 00:46:01.192 --> 00:46:03.793 My God. 810 00:46:03.795 --> 00:46:08.331 Does he know about me and you? 811 00:46:08.333 --> 00:46:11.400 No, no, God, no. 812 00:46:11.402 --> 00:46:13.369 He knows I used to teach 813 00:46:13.371 --> 00:46:17.507 and, uh, sometimes he asks why I stopped, you know, but... 814 00:46:17.509 --> 00:46:20.076 What do you tell him? 815 00:46:20.078 --> 00:46:22.011 That it wasn't my thing. 816 00:46:23.782 --> 00:46:25.248 I'm sorry, Rich. 817 00:46:25.250 --> 00:46:28.184 No, Milo, you don't ever have to apologize. 818 00:46:28.186 --> 00:46:30.052 You didn't do anything wrong. 819 00:46:30.054 --> 00:46:32.054 You understand me? 820 00:46:35.226 --> 00:46:36.559 Okay. 821 00:46:42.200 --> 00:46:44.467 Look, I know... I know what happened 822 00:46:44.469 --> 00:46:46.903 was weird and illegal and shit, 823 00:46:46.905 --> 00:46:50.206 but it really meant something to me. 824 00:46:52.243 --> 00:46:55.244 And we're adults. 825 00:46:55.246 --> 00:46:57.413 Well, I'm... I'm an adult. 826 00:47:00.351 --> 00:47:04.387 God, I feel like a freshman asking a senior to the dance. 827 00:47:04.389 --> 00:47:06.155 That's part of the problem. 828 00:47:06.157 --> 00:47:08.825 There's... there's a... 829 00:47:08.827 --> 00:47:13.362 freshman/senior dynamic between us. 830 00:47:13.364 --> 00:47:16.299 There doesn't have to be. 831 00:47:19.137 --> 00:47:20.603 Milo, get up. 832 00:47:20.605 --> 00:47:22.438 Lance is leaving in 10 minutes. 833 00:47:22.440 --> 00:47:25.041 Milo? 834 00:47:34.085 --> 00:47:35.484 Milo, is that your phone? 835 00:47:35.486 --> 00:47:38.454 Oh, shit, what time is it? 836 00:47:38.456 --> 00:47:40.256 It's after 9:00. 837 00:47:40.258 --> 00:47:43.326 Fuck, I'm late for work. 838 00:47:43.328 --> 00:47:44.527 You and me both. 839 00:47:44.529 --> 00:47:46.429 Um, ahem. 840 00:47:46.431 --> 00:47:49.065 So, here. 841 00:47:52.170 --> 00:47:53.502 "Sunrise in Manhattan." 842 00:47:53.504 --> 00:47:55.404 It's a romantic comedy. 843 00:47:55.406 --> 00:47:58.007 About what, Balzac and Foucault? 844 00:47:58.009 --> 00:47:59.408 No, it's actually pretty straightforward. 845 00:47:59.410 --> 00:48:01.744 I wrote it for, you know, 846 00:48:01.745 --> 00:48:04.079 like, Jennifer Aniston or Kate Hudson. 847 00:48:04.082 --> 00:48:06.048 And I don't want to be presumptuous, 848 00:48:06.050 --> 00:48:07.884 but I thought, you know, if you wanted to read it 849 00:48:07.886 --> 00:48:12.221 and maybe if you liked it, you could pass it along to your agent? 850 00:48:12.223 --> 00:48:13.990 Yeah, okay. 851 00:48:13.992 --> 00:48:15.591 - Yeah, totally. Yeah, I could totally... - Cool. 852 00:48:15.593 --> 00:48:18.127 pass it on if... I'll read it. 853 00:48:18.129 --> 00:48:19.662 - Cool. - Yeah. 854 00:48:19.664 --> 00:48:21.597 I kind of... I need you to leave. 855 00:48:21.599 --> 00:48:24.533 Okay. Yeah, sure. 856 00:48:24.535 --> 00:48:28.104 - Last night was fun. - Yeah. 857 00:48:28.106 --> 00:48:30.973 Kind of a blast from the past. 858 00:48:30.975 --> 00:48:34.575 Yeah, um, make sure the door locks when you close it. 859 00:48:42.420 --> 00:48:45.154 Greetings, Ms. Dean. 860 00:48:45.156 --> 00:48:47.089 What brings you around these parts? 861 00:48:47.091 --> 00:48:49.592 It was a mistake. 862 00:48:49.594 --> 00:48:52.561 All right. 863 00:48:52.563 --> 00:48:55.298 I mean it, the whole thing. 864 00:48:55.300 --> 00:48:57.199 Fine. 865 00:48:57.201 --> 00:48:58.534 Is that all? 866 00:48:58.536 --> 00:49:01.704 Yeah. Yeah, that's all. 867 00:49:09.447 --> 00:49:12.081 What are you doing? 868 00:49:12.083 --> 00:49:14.323 No, Billy, I'm serious. 869 00:49:20.124 --> 00:49:22.425 No. 870 00:49:30.401 --> 00:49:31.600 Bull... bullshit! 871 00:49:31.602 --> 00:49:33.202 Bullshit! Bullshit! 872 00:49:33.204 --> 00:49:35.204 Bullshit. 873 00:49:35.206 --> 00:49:36.305 Bullshit. 874 00:49:36.307 --> 00:49:38.708 Bull... shit. 875 00:49:42.347 --> 00:49:44.547 Hello. 876 00:49:44.549 --> 00:49:45.614 Where were you this morning? 877 00:49:45.616 --> 00:49:49.618 Uh, well, Kevin had a friend, 878 00:49:49.620 --> 00:49:53.155 and last night, I got lucky. 879 00:49:53.157 --> 00:49:55.424 Well, you missed work, so, not cool. 880 00:49:55.426 --> 00:49:57.727 I was a little late. Lance understood. 881 00:49:57.729 --> 00:49:59.628 You have to get your shit together, Milo. 882 00:49:59.630 --> 00:50:02.198 That is a very interesting statement coming from you. 883 00:50:02.200 --> 00:50:04.300 - You know what? - What? 884 00:50:15.113 --> 00:50:16.579 Wow. 885 00:50:25.656 --> 00:50:27.156 What are you doing? 886 00:50:30.128 --> 00:50:31.293 Milo. 887 00:50:52.817 --> 00:50:57.620 ¶ Looking in your eyes I see a paradise ¶ 888 00:50:57.622 --> 00:51:02.625 ¶ This world that I found is too good to be true ¶ 889 00:51:02.627 --> 00:51:07.596 ¶ Standing here beside you, want so much to give you ¶ 890 00:51:07.598 --> 00:51:13.702 ¶ This love in my heart that I'm feeling for you ¶ 891 00:51:13.704 --> 00:51:16.138 ¶ Let 'em say we're crazy ¶ 892 00:51:16.140 --> 00:51:18.474 ¶ I don't care about that ¶ 893 00:51:18.476 --> 00:51:20.643 ¶ Put your hand in my hand, baby ¶ 894 00:51:20.645 --> 00:51:23.579 ¶ Don't ever look back ¶ 895 00:51:23.581 --> 00:51:28.451 ¶ Let the world around us just fall apart ¶ 896 00:51:28.453 --> 00:51:33.722 ¶ Baby, we can make it if we're heart to heart ¶ 897 00:51:33.724 --> 00:51:37.493 ¶ And we can build this dream together ¶ 898 00:51:37.495 --> 00:51:40.162 ¶ Standing strong forever ¶ 899 00:51:40.164 --> 00:51:43.833 ¶ Nothing's gonna stop us now ¶ 900 00:51:43.835 --> 00:51:47.670 ¶ And if this world runs out of lovers ¶ 901 00:51:47.672 --> 00:51:50.306 ¶ We'll still have each other ¶ 902 00:51:50.308 --> 00:51:52.441 ¶ Nothing's gonna stop us ¶ 903 00:51:52.443 --> 00:51:57.379 ¶ Nothing's gonna stop us now ¶ 904 00:51:57.381 --> 00:51:59.148 ¶ Oh-oh... ¶ 905 00:51:59.150 --> 00:52:00.349 Okay, I got it. 906 00:52:00.351 --> 00:52:02.351 ¶ I'm so glad I found you ¶ 907 00:52:02.353 --> 00:52:05.354 ¶ I'm not gonna lose you ¶ 908 00:52:05.356 --> 00:52:10.392 ¶ Whatever it takes, I will stay here with you ¶ 909 00:52:10.394 --> 00:52:15.264 ¶ Take it to the good times, see it through the bad times ¶ 910 00:52:15.266 --> 00:52:20.736 ¶ Whatever it takes is what I'm gonna do ¶ 911 00:52:20.738 --> 00:52:23.205 ¶ Let 'em say we're crazy ¶ 912 00:52:23.207 --> 00:52:25.441 ¶ What do they know? ¶ 913 00:52:25.443 --> 00:52:30.346 ¶ Put your arms around me, baby, don't ever let go ¶ 914 00:52:30.348 --> 00:52:35.484 Let the world around us just fall apart ¶ 915 00:52:35.486 --> 00:52:40.789 ¶ Baby, we can make it if we're heart to heart ¶ 916 00:52:40.791 --> 00:52:44.660 ¶ And we can build this dream together ¶ 917 00:52:44.662 --> 00:52:47.363 Standing strong forever ¶ 918 00:52:47.365 --> 00:52:50.866 ¶ Nothing's gonna stop us now ¶ 919 00:52:50.868 --> 00:52:54.670 ¶ And if this world runs out of lovers ¶ 920 00:52:54.672 --> 00:52:57.373 ¶ We'll still have each other ¶ 921 00:52:57.375 --> 00:53:02.311 ¶ Nothing's gonna stop us, nothing's gonna stop us ¶ 922 00:53:02.313 --> 00:53:09.652 ¶ Ooh, all that I need is you ¶ 923 00:53:09.654 --> 00:53:14.523 ¶ All that I ever need ¶ 924 00:53:14.525 --> 00:53:19.628 ¶ All that I want to do ¶ 925 00:53:19.630 --> 00:53:22.531 ¶ Is hold you forever ¶ 926 00:53:22.533 --> 00:53:25.968 ¶ Ever and ever ¶ 927 00:53:45.456 --> 00:53:49.258 ¶ And we can build this dream together ¶ 928 00:53:49.260 --> 00:53:51.527 ¶ Standing strong forever... ¶ 929 00:53:51.529 --> 00:53:52.728 Hi. 930 00:53:52.729 --> 00:53:53.928 ¶... gonna stop us now... ¶ 931 00:53:53.931 --> 00:53:55.564 Hi. 932 00:53:55.566 --> 00:53:57.600 Uh, is your dad home? 933 00:53:57.602 --> 00:53:59.702 Yeah, hold on. 934 00:53:59.704 --> 00:54:02.638 Dad, some guy's at the door for you. 935 00:54:06.344 --> 00:54:07.543 I'm sorry, I thought you had him... 936 00:54:07.545 --> 00:54:08.978 What are you doing? You can't be here. 937 00:54:08.980 --> 00:54:10.546 That's my kid in there. 938 00:54:10.548 --> 00:54:11.680 Okay, I thought you only had him on the weekends. 939 00:54:11.682 --> 00:54:14.350 I have a life, Milo. A whole life. 940 00:54:26.464 --> 00:54:28.330 Give me a shot of Cuervo, please. 941 00:54:35.006 --> 00:54:37.406 Can I have another one, please? 942 00:55:50.348 --> 00:55:53.115 Hey. 943 00:55:53.117 --> 00:55:54.883 What are you doing up here? 944 00:55:54.885 --> 00:55:59.355 I'm waiting for you, Mr. Big Officer Man. 945 00:55:59.357 --> 00:56:01.590 The fuck you say? 946 00:56:01.592 --> 00:56:03.592 Thank you. Thank you very much. 947 00:56:03.594 --> 00:56:05.027 No problem. Take care, now. 948 00:56:05.029 --> 00:56:06.695 Thanks. 949 00:56:11.569 --> 00:56:12.668 Maggie, don't freak out. 950 00:56:12.670 --> 00:56:14.603 What is going on? 951 00:56:14.605 --> 00:56:15.704 You wouldn't understand. 952 00:56:15.706 --> 00:56:19.575 Try me. You might be surprised. 953 00:56:19.577 --> 00:56:22.044 I get depressed about my life 954 00:56:22.046 --> 00:56:23.912 and I do stupid things. That's it. 955 00:56:23.914 --> 00:56:26.448 We all get sad about our lives, Milo. 956 00:56:26.450 --> 00:56:28.016 That doesn't mean we go jumping off of rooftops. 957 00:56:28.018 --> 00:56:29.151 I wasn't gonna jump. 958 00:56:29.153 --> 00:56:30.452 Okay, well, how do I know that? 959 00:56:30.454 --> 00:56:32.921 Okay, I'm sorry. 960 00:56:35.593 --> 00:56:38.594 I can't take this, Milo. 961 00:56:38.596 --> 00:56:40.496 I can't right now. I can't. 962 00:56:40.498 --> 00:56:42.064 Hey, I'm sorry. 963 00:56:46.904 --> 00:56:49.838 Do you remember Justin Meyer in eighth grade? 964 00:56:49.840 --> 00:56:52.908 Jock, asshole, he used to fuck with me all the time? 965 00:56:52.910 --> 00:56:57.713 Dad, he told me... he said, "Guys like Justin... 966 00:56:57.715 --> 00:57:01.817 like, high school is the best it's ever gonna get for them. 967 00:57:01.819 --> 00:57:03.819 They're gonna peak in high school, 968 00:57:03.821 --> 00:57:06.688 and the rest of their life is just gonna be... 969 00:57:06.690 --> 00:57:08.657 a disappointment." 970 00:57:08.659 --> 00:57:11.193 And that kids like me... 971 00:57:11.195 --> 00:57:14.997 that I would soar after high school. 972 00:57:17.034 --> 00:57:18.767 And, in fact, I would sit there, 973 00:57:18.769 --> 00:57:20.836 I would fast-forward 10 years into the future 974 00:57:20.838 --> 00:57:24.640 and I would think about our high school reunion 975 00:57:24.642 --> 00:57:27.209 and seeing Justin, and he would just be 976 00:57:27.211 --> 00:57:31.180 this fat, balding guy 977 00:57:31.182 --> 00:57:34.716 who, you know, is the assistant manager at some sporting goods store, 978 00:57:34.718 --> 00:57:38.720 and... and I would be 979 00:57:38.722 --> 00:57:40.589 this famous actor 980 00:57:40.591 --> 00:57:43.125 who lives in LA or New York 981 00:57:43.127 --> 00:57:45.694 and I have this beautiful boyfriend. 982 00:57:45.696 --> 00:57:48.030 And I'm happy. 983 00:57:51.569 --> 00:57:55.737 Do you know I looked Justin up online? 984 00:57:55.739 --> 00:57:59.107 And do you know what he's doing now? 985 00:57:59.109 --> 00:58:02.778 He's an electrician, 986 00:58:02.780 --> 00:58:06.582 and he has two beautiful daughters 987 00:58:06.584 --> 00:58:09.184 and a pretty wife. 988 00:58:09.186 --> 00:58:11.520 And he's happy. 989 00:58:14.692 --> 00:58:16.992 And it turns out that... 990 00:58:20.898 --> 00:58:23.565 it just turns out that I'm the one that peaked in high school. 991 00:58:29.807 --> 00:58:34.042 You know, if that's not depressing, then... 992 00:58:34.044 --> 00:58:36.645 So, that's it, sweetie? 993 00:58:36.647 --> 00:58:39.882 You're not a famous actor? 994 00:58:39.884 --> 00:58:43.085 'Cause I got news for you. No one's a famous actor. 995 00:58:43.087 --> 00:58:44.820 George Clooney's a famous actor. 996 00:58:44.822 --> 00:58:47.122 Okay, George Clooney, I guess that's one exception. 997 00:58:49.560 --> 00:58:52.728 But the rest of us are just walking around 998 00:58:52.730 --> 00:58:56.064 trying not to be disappointed 999 00:58:56.066 --> 00:58:59.226 with the way that our lives turned out. 1000 00:59:01.872 --> 00:59:04.973 And either we find a way to deal or... 1001 00:59:09.013 --> 00:59:11.747 I need to know 1002 00:59:11.749 --> 00:59:14.249 you're not gonna check out on me. 1003 00:59:16.120 --> 00:59:17.953 I'll do my best. 1004 00:59:34.572 --> 00:59:37.239 What? 1005 00:59:39.076 --> 00:59:41.276 Ugh. 1006 00:59:41.278 --> 00:59:42.711 Ugh. 1007 00:59:45.649 --> 00:59:47.749 What are you doing? 1008 00:59:47.751 --> 00:59:50.185 It's gotta be in here somewhere. 1009 00:59:52.323 --> 00:59:55.357 Oh, my God. 1010 00:59:57.995 --> 00:59:59.995 Wow. 1011 00:59:59.997 --> 01:00:02.264 Oh, here it is! I found it! 1012 01:00:02.266 --> 01:00:04.166 Oh, my God. You still have that thing? 1013 01:00:05.736 --> 01:00:08.036 - We're going out. - What? 1014 01:00:08.038 --> 01:00:10.072 It is Halloween, Lance is at fantasy football, 1015 01:00:10.074 --> 01:00:13.141 I say you put on something pretty and/or freaky. 1016 01:00:13.143 --> 01:00:14.776 Preferably both. 1017 01:00:14.778 --> 01:00:16.778 Yeah. 1018 01:00:16.780 --> 01:00:18.680 I can do this better myself. 1019 01:00:18.682 --> 01:00:20.082 - No, I wanna do it. - Mm-hmm. 1020 01:00:20.084 --> 01:00:22.217 ¶ Secret... ¶ 1021 01:00:22.219 --> 01:00:24.353 Okay. 1022 01:00:39.703 --> 01:00:41.003 Tell me if you don't like it. 1023 01:00:41.005 --> 01:00:43.071 I will tell you immediately if I don't like it. 1024 01:00:43.073 --> 01:00:44.272 Ah! 1025 01:00:46.377 --> 01:00:47.743 Is that a good scream? 1026 01:00:47.745 --> 01:00:49.211 That was a great scream. I love it. 1027 01:00:49.213 --> 01:00:51.346 Oh, my God. I can't believe it still fits. 1028 01:00:51.348 --> 01:00:53.215 - I know. - Look at me. 1029 01:00:53.217 --> 01:00:55.083 You have better legs than I do, by the way. 1030 01:00:55.085 --> 01:00:56.685 Oh, I have a body like a frog. 1031 01:00:56.687 --> 01:00:58.020 - No, you don't. - Yes, I do. 1032 01:00:58.022 --> 01:00:59.221 What does that mean? 1033 01:00:59.223 --> 01:01:00.756 Just a big belly and long arms and long legs. 1034 01:01:00.758 --> 01:01:02.658 Just like... 1035 01:01:02.660 --> 01:01:06.862 ¶ I've got a secret and I can't explain ¶ 1036 01:01:06.864 --> 01:01:10.966 ¶ All the time I've waited for this day ¶ 1037 01:01:10.968 --> 01:01:13.835 ¶ All along, I was never in doubt... ¶ 1038 01:01:13.837 --> 01:01:15.704 - Oh, Michelle Waller. Uh-huh? 1039 01:01:15.706 --> 01:01:17.172 Pregnant again, baby number three. 1040 01:01:17.174 --> 01:01:19.241 - Baby number three? - Yeah. 1041 01:01:19.243 --> 01:01:22.411 - Shit, I didn't even know she was married. - Yeah. 1042 01:01:22.413 --> 01:01:25.681 We haven't done the cemetery walk since Dad died. 1043 01:01:25.683 --> 01:01:27.182 I know. 1044 01:01:27.184 --> 01:01:28.884 Oh, my God, watch your step. 1045 01:01:28.886 --> 01:01:31.319 God, it has not changed a bit. 1046 01:01:31.321 --> 01:01:33.422 I had my first wine cooler here. 1047 01:01:33.424 --> 01:01:35.457 - With who? - Jenny Cokeland. 1048 01:01:35.459 --> 01:01:38.026 That makes sense. 1049 01:01:38.028 --> 01:01:40.162 Yeah. 1050 01:01:42.166 --> 01:01:44.066 Oh, wow. 1051 01:01:48.405 --> 01:01:50.338 Dad loved Halloween. 1052 01:01:50.340 --> 01:01:52.107 Who can blame him? 1053 01:01:59.116 --> 01:02:01.149 - Scram. - Rawr. 1054 01:02:01.151 --> 01:02:04.052 - Get outta here. - Rawr. 1055 01:02:04.054 --> 01:02:05.253 What, are you deaf? 1056 01:02:05.255 --> 01:02:08.256 I'm not deaf. It's Halloween, assholes. 1057 01:02:10.728 --> 01:02:12.448 Fucking people. 1058 01:02:18.168 --> 01:02:19.501 Oh, my God. 1059 01:02:19.503 --> 01:02:23.238 Wait, what was the name of the... the... 1060 01:02:23.240 --> 01:02:26.174 adolescent psychiatrist that they assigned us? 1061 01:02:26.176 --> 01:02:28.110 - What was her name? - Oh, um, shit. 1062 01:02:28.112 --> 01:02:30.912 - Mary? - Uh, Mamie Mortimer. 1063 01:02:30.914 --> 01:02:33.315 - Mamie Mortimer. - Mamie Mortimer and her fucking journals. 1064 01:02:33.317 --> 01:02:35.517 Giant sweaters. 1065 01:02:35.519 --> 01:02:37.753 What was with those sweaters? 1066 01:02:37.755 --> 01:02:39.988 Huge! She's not a big woman. 1067 01:02:39.990 --> 01:02:42.824 Every day was Christmas for Mamie Mortimer. 1068 01:02:42.826 --> 01:02:45.527 Oh, my God. "Did you write that in your journal?" 1069 01:02:45.529 --> 01:02:47.829 "There's nothing that can't be solved by journaling." 1070 01:02:47.831 --> 01:02:50.031 "Oh, your dad died? Put it in a journal. 1071 01:02:50.033 --> 01:02:52.434 You forgot about it, didn't ya?" 1072 01:02:52.436 --> 01:02:54.069 She had a tough gig, though. 1073 01:02:54.071 --> 01:02:55.537 I mean, we were not... we were not good kids. 1074 01:02:55.539 --> 01:02:58.373 I mean, what do you do to two kids whose dad... 1075 01:02:58.375 --> 01:02:59.808 You make them keep a journal. 1076 01:02:59.810 --> 01:03:02.027 Yeah, I mean, we were 14. 1077 01:03:02.028 --> 01:03:04.245 God, we were ungrateful bastards, though. Right? 1078 01:03:04.248 --> 01:03:06.381 Speak for yourself. 1079 01:03:06.383 --> 01:03:08.250 I was an angel. I don't know what you're talking about. 1080 01:03:08.252 --> 01:03:09.785 Maggie. 1081 01:03:09.787 --> 01:03:11.920 - "Maggie." - Maggie. 1082 01:03:11.922 --> 01:03:14.222 Let me... oh, wait. Let me see it. 1083 01:03:14.224 --> 01:03:15.791 What? 1084 01:03:17.528 --> 01:03:19.361 I want to see it. 1085 01:03:19.363 --> 01:03:20.495 Oh, what is that, a new place? 1086 01:03:20.497 --> 01:03:22.097 No, it's always been here. 1087 01:03:22.099 --> 01:03:26.201 Oh, there she is, dancing away. 1088 01:03:26.203 --> 01:03:28.436 Of course she is. 1089 01:03:28.438 --> 01:03:30.472 Did you think I got rid of it? 1090 01:03:30.474 --> 01:03:33.914 I don't know. You're a tricky bird, Magpie. 1091 01:03:36.246 --> 01:03:43.552 ¶ 'Cause I've never seen anything like this before... ¶ 1092 01:03:43.554 --> 01:03:46.588 How'd we go 10 years without talking? 1093 01:03:46.590 --> 01:03:49.357 Oh, it's probably not worth talking about now. 1094 01:03:49.359 --> 01:03:52.527 Probably not. 1095 01:03:52.529 --> 01:03:56.264 ¶ And he says he cannot help me ¶ 1096 01:03:56.266 --> 01:04:01.469 ¶ 'Cause he doesn't have a clue ¶ 1097 01:04:01.471 --> 01:04:07.475 ¶ I think that you must be from outer space... ¶ 1098 01:04:07.477 --> 01:04:09.477 Let me take my hat off. 1099 01:04:09.479 --> 01:04:11.513 - Come on. - Be polite. 1100 01:04:11.515 --> 01:04:17.519 ¶ ...on the stars ¶ 1101 01:04:17.521 --> 01:04:24.025 ¶ I think you must be extraterrestrial ¶ 1102 01:04:24.027 --> 01:04:28.263 ¶ 'Cause you can open up the heavens for me ¶ 1103 01:04:28.265 --> 01:04:32.500 ¶ With just one smile ¶ 1104 01:04:32.502 --> 01:04:36.438 ¶ Just one smile ¶ 1105 01:04:36.440 --> 01:04:42.444 ¶ Just one smile ¶ 1106 01:05:01.164 --> 01:05:07.903 ¶ What is that sound coming out of your mouth? ¶ 1107 01:05:07.905 --> 01:05:14.609 ¶ 'Cause I've never heard anything like that before... ¶ 1108 01:05:30.227 --> 01:05:33.228 Magpie. 1109 01:05:33.230 --> 01:05:35.397 Oh, peeing in a dress at a urinal 1110 01:05:35.399 --> 01:05:36.631 is actually not that hard. 1111 01:05:36.633 --> 01:05:38.633 I'm gonna go. 1112 01:05:38.635 --> 01:05:40.602 Do you want another round? 1113 01:05:40.604 --> 01:05:42.404 I'm gonna go. 1114 01:05:42.406 --> 01:05:45.240 Hey, hey. 1115 01:05:45.242 --> 01:05:47.142 Wait up, Maggie. 1116 01:05:47.144 --> 01:05:49.311 Hey, what's going on? 1117 01:05:49.313 --> 01:05:51.713 Kevin Clancy? 1118 01:05:51.715 --> 01:05:55.150 Kevin Clancy moved to Miami six years ago. 1119 01:05:55.152 --> 01:05:57.385 He was in town for the weekend. 1120 01:05:59.623 --> 01:06:02.424 What? What is this? 1121 01:06:02.426 --> 01:06:04.359 I saw your cell phone. 1122 01:06:04.361 --> 01:06:06.561 Uh, you have a missed call from Rich Levitt. 1123 01:06:09.199 --> 01:06:11.566 Are you sleeping with him? 1124 01:06:13.470 --> 01:06:17.205 Some of us have our secrets and some of us have our reasons, Maggie. 1125 01:06:17.207 --> 01:06:19.107 Wow. 1126 01:06:19.109 --> 01:06:21.576 So, what, you're still attracted to child molesters? 1127 01:06:21.578 --> 01:06:23.578 Is that it? 1128 01:06:23.580 --> 01:06:25.213 He's not a child molester. 1129 01:06:25.215 --> 01:06:27.615 You were 15 and he was your English teacher. 1130 01:06:27.617 --> 01:06:29.317 You didn't see the way he treated me. 1131 01:06:29.319 --> 01:06:32.354 - He wanted to fuck you. - Who are you to judge, okay? 1132 01:06:32.356 --> 01:06:34.589 You've had boyfriends since you were in the fifth grade, okay? 1133 01:06:34.591 --> 01:06:37.425 I was 15. I had never been kissed before. 1134 01:06:37.427 --> 01:06:39.761 - So what if he was my teacher? - So what? 1135 01:06:39.763 --> 01:06:42.163 He made me feel good! He made me feel good about myself! 1136 01:06:42.165 --> 01:06:44.749 I don't want to hear how he made you feel. 1137 01:06:44.750 --> 01:06:47.334 You know what? You wanna go hang out with Rich Levitt, go ahead. 1138 01:06:47.337 --> 01:06:48.570 I am not gonna stop you. 1139 01:06:48.572 --> 01:06:50.171 But when all that shit went down, 1140 01:06:50.173 --> 01:06:52.540 I know, looking back, I was right. 1141 01:06:52.542 --> 01:06:55.143 And I can't feel guilty about it anymore. 1142 01:06:55.145 --> 01:06:57.278 And it could've been a lot worse. 1143 01:06:57.280 --> 01:06:58.546 He could've gone to fucking jail, Milo. 1144 01:06:58.548 --> 01:07:00.215 Do you realize that? 1145 01:07:00.217 --> 01:07:02.217 He is lucky that we dealt with this quietly. 1146 01:07:02.219 --> 01:07:04.352 And I know you blame me, and I know you think 1147 01:07:04.354 --> 01:07:07.322 I ruined this blossoming relationship between you and him. 1148 01:07:07.324 --> 01:07:09.557 I know you think I ruined his life, that I ruined your life, 1149 01:07:09.559 --> 01:07:11.493 but I did what I had to do. 1150 01:07:11.495 --> 01:07:13.395 Look, it had nothing to do with you. 1151 01:07:13.397 --> 01:07:16.364 That is bullshit. 1152 01:07:16.366 --> 01:07:18.633 You're my brother. 1153 01:07:21.571 --> 01:07:24.272 And we're supposed to be there for each other. 1154 01:07:24.274 --> 01:07:27.575 And if you don't get that by now, 1155 01:07:27.577 --> 01:07:31.312 then, I don't know, I guess I'll talk to you in another 10 years. 1156 01:07:31.314 --> 01:07:34.149 - Maggie, wait. - This sucks. 1157 01:07:34.151 --> 01:07:36.584 I was having such a good night with you. 1158 01:08:06.349 --> 01:08:08.283 Sunday, Monday, Tuesday... 1159 01:08:10.487 --> 01:08:12.754 Sunday, Monday... 1160 01:08:14.458 --> 01:08:17.092 oh, shit. 1161 01:08:42.619 --> 01:08:45.487 - Morning, chief. - Morning. 1162 01:08:45.489 --> 01:08:48.256 Well, looks like your sis is down for the count. 1163 01:08:48.258 --> 01:08:51.593 I think she's got, like, food poisoning or something. 1164 01:08:51.595 --> 01:08:53.728 Right, or something. 1165 01:08:53.730 --> 01:08:55.563 Maybe we should have a dude's day. 1166 01:08:55.565 --> 01:08:59.701 - A what? - You know, dude's day. 1167 01:08:59.703 --> 01:09:02.403 I think your version of dude's day 1168 01:09:02.405 --> 01:09:05.740 and my version of dude's day are totally different. 1169 01:09:05.742 --> 01:09:08.843 ¶ I said, "Hey, the time has come ¶ 1170 01:09:08.845 --> 01:09:11.212 ¶ To throw the work away and have some fun"... ¶ 1171 01:09:11.214 --> 01:09:12.614 Oh, shit. 1172 01:09:12.616 --> 01:09:15.416 Oh, shit! 1173 01:09:15.418 --> 01:09:17.752 Come on, man. You almost had it that time. 1174 01:09:17.754 --> 01:09:20.655 Lance, this harness has my balls in my fucking throat. 1175 01:09:20.657 --> 01:09:22.490 Can I please come down? 1176 01:09:22.492 --> 01:09:24.626 It's all part of the experience, buddy boy. 1177 01:09:24.628 --> 01:09:26.728 The only good thing about this experience 1178 01:09:26.730 --> 01:09:28.696 is that every guy in here's gorgeous. 1179 01:09:28.698 --> 01:09:30.598 Yeah, it's great here, man. 1180 01:09:30.600 --> 01:09:32.767 You're surrounded by a bunch of hunks. It's beautiful. 1181 01:09:32.769 --> 01:09:34.469 Come on, you gotta use the pain. 1182 01:09:34.471 --> 01:09:35.904 Get inspired by it. 1183 01:09:35.906 --> 01:09:38.606 What are you, some sort of, like, climbing Nazi? 1184 01:09:38.608 --> 01:09:40.208 I just believe in you, that's all. 1185 01:09:40.210 --> 01:09:41.876 Come on, I saw you out there working at the park. 1186 01:09:41.878 --> 01:09:43.778 You got it in you, dude. I believe in you. 1187 01:09:43.780 --> 01:09:46.580 You're such a piece of shit, Lance. 1188 01:09:48.218 --> 01:09:50.318 Yeah, awesome. Awesome. 1189 01:09:50.320 --> 01:09:53.188 Just keep doing it just like that, man. 1190 01:09:54.891 --> 01:09:57.492 That's what I'm talking about! Boo-ya, dude! 1191 01:09:57.494 --> 01:09:59.527 - To dude's day. - To dude's day. 1192 01:09:59.529 --> 01:10:00.929 I gotta tell you, you were channeling 1193 01:10:00.931 --> 01:10:04.332 my middle school PE teacher out there. 1194 01:10:04.334 --> 01:10:06.467 Yeah, you were into it, huh? 1195 01:10:06.469 --> 01:10:09.737 - Mm-hmm. Yeah, it was very... you're very motivating. - Thank you. 1196 01:10:09.739 --> 01:10:11.406 You're gonna be a good dad someday. That was good. 1197 01:10:11.408 --> 01:10:12.740 Thanks, man. 1198 01:10:12.742 --> 01:10:14.442 It's funny 'cause all my buddies, 1199 01:10:14.444 --> 01:10:16.778 they're scared shitless about the whole fatherhood thing, 1200 01:10:16.780 --> 01:10:19.614 and, yeah, I just know that I'm ready for it. 1201 01:10:19.616 --> 01:10:22.317 That's why the whole pregnancy thing 1202 01:10:22.319 --> 01:10:24.285 has been frustrating, you know? 1203 01:10:24.287 --> 01:10:27.655 Just wanna make sure I'm not firing blanks, you know? 1204 01:10:27.657 --> 01:10:29.257 Right. 1205 01:10:29.259 --> 01:10:31.179 Guess I'm just a little paranoid. 1206 01:10:32.862 --> 01:10:37.332 Have... have you noticed her acting a little strange at all lately? 1207 01:10:37.334 --> 01:10:40.668 Like, uh... I mean, uh... 1208 01:10:40.670 --> 01:10:43.571 uh, I don't know what I mean. 1209 01:10:43.573 --> 01:10:45.473 I know what you mean, yeah. 1210 01:10:45.475 --> 01:10:47.809 It'll all happen in Hawaii. That's how I feel. 1211 01:10:47.811 --> 01:10:50.778 Just in between the trade winds and the palm trees 1212 01:10:50.780 --> 01:10:55.950 and the people and, you know, exotic spices. 1213 01:10:55.952 --> 01:10:57.452 Yeah. 1214 01:10:57.454 --> 01:10:58.620 Maybe we'll do it in a hammock. 1215 01:10:58.622 --> 01:11:00.521 Meh. 1216 01:11:00.523 --> 01:11:02.523 Hawaii's definitely baby-making country. 1217 01:11:02.525 --> 01:11:04.292 Heh. 1218 01:11:04.294 --> 01:11:08.329 You know, Maggie can be very... 1219 01:11:08.331 --> 01:11:09.864 s-secretive. 1220 01:11:09.866 --> 01:11:12.267 Like, when we were kids and stuff, 1221 01:11:12.268 --> 01:11:14.669 she would hide cigarettes and things like that around the house. 1222 01:11:14.671 --> 01:11:19.507 You know, places you wouldn't think to look. 1223 01:11:19.509 --> 01:11:23.945 Maybe there's some medication or something that's affecting things. 1224 01:11:23.947 --> 01:11:26.381 Just a thought. 1225 01:11:26.383 --> 01:11:29.350 Yeah, I don't think Maggie'd hide something like that from me. 1226 01:11:29.352 --> 01:11:30.652 I'm sure you're right. 1227 01:11:30.654 --> 01:11:31.853 Yeah? 1228 01:11:42.732 --> 01:11:45.366 Hey, miss, do you need help with anything? 1229 01:11:45.368 --> 01:11:48.069 Yeah, you know what? 1230 01:11:48.071 --> 01:11:51.339 I'm... I... I... I just, um... 1231 01:11:51.341 --> 01:11:53.408 I'm a little late. 1232 01:11:53.410 --> 01:11:54.876 But not seriously late, just a little. 1233 01:11:54.878 --> 01:11:57.312 But I'm... you know what? I don't need this. 1234 01:11:57.314 --> 01:12:00.448 I'm fine, thanks. 1235 01:12:03.753 --> 01:12:05.486 Thank you for putting that back. 1236 01:12:05.488 --> 01:12:08.690 Thanks. 1237 01:12:08.692 --> 01:12:11.626 What else did I need? 1238 01:12:15.899 --> 01:12:18.032 ...puked all over the field. 1239 01:12:18.034 --> 01:12:20.768 Maggie Dean? 1240 01:12:20.770 --> 01:12:23.071 It's Carlie Van der Hoff. 1241 01:12:23.073 --> 01:12:24.706 Garfield High? 1242 01:12:24.708 --> 01:12:28.343 - Yeah, hi. - Yeah, my God, how are you? 1243 01:12:28.345 --> 01:12:31.646 - I'm fine. - Oh, this is Cullen. 1244 01:12:31.648 --> 01:12:33.614 - Say hi, Cullen. - Hi. 1245 01:12:33.616 --> 01:12:35.650 He's the oldest of my rug rats. 1246 01:12:35.652 --> 01:12:37.685 Yeah, but look at you. 1247 01:12:37.687 --> 01:12:39.454 Are you visiting family? 1248 01:12:39.456 --> 01:12:41.122 No, no, I live here. 1249 01:12:41.124 --> 01:12:42.790 - Really? - Yeah. 1250 01:12:42.792 --> 01:12:45.727 That's so weird that we've never run into each other. 1251 01:12:45.729 --> 01:12:47.595 - Yeah. - I'm at the school employees credit union. 1252 01:12:47.597 --> 01:12:49.497 - Mom. - Cullen, hush. 1253 01:12:49.499 --> 01:12:51.366 If you're bored, go wait in the car. 1254 01:12:51.368 --> 01:12:52.767 - Oh, I'm gonna be leaving. - Beat it. 1255 01:12:52.769 --> 01:12:56.070 - Kiss my ass! - Hey, you watch it, mister! 1256 01:12:56.072 --> 01:12:57.739 Back at ya! 1257 01:12:57.741 --> 01:13:01.843 Ugh, gosh, what a little shit. 1258 01:13:01.845 --> 01:13:05.012 Can you believe kids today? The attitudes. 1259 01:13:05.014 --> 01:13:06.414 Do you have kids? 1260 01:13:06.416 --> 01:13:07.849 No. 1261 01:13:07.851 --> 01:13:11.552 Ah, well, you're lucky because they are little shits. 1262 01:13:13.623 --> 01:13:16.457 So, how are you? How's Milo? 1263 01:13:16.459 --> 01:13:17.625 Tell me everything. 1264 01:13:17.627 --> 01:13:20.628 Um, I'm... I'm all right. 1265 01:13:20.630 --> 01:13:22.497 - You got married? - I did. 1266 01:13:22.499 --> 01:13:25.900 Of course, you always had so many boyfriends. 1267 01:13:30.507 --> 01:13:31.973 Oh, boy. 1268 01:13:31.975 --> 01:13:34.041 Are... are you okay? 1269 01:13:35.979 --> 01:13:38.579 Carlie, can you, um... can you give me one second? 1270 01:13:38.581 --> 01:13:40.014 - Yeah. - Be right back. 1271 01:13:43.119 --> 01:13:45.987 Thank you, thank you. 1272 01:13:45.989 --> 01:13:47.955 Oh, thank... 1273 01:14:03.673 --> 01:14:05.940 It's over. 1274 01:14:09.045 --> 01:14:12.213 No, for real. 1275 01:14:18.588 --> 01:14:20.021 Hi. 1276 01:14:21.524 --> 01:14:25.059 Honey, what's going on here? 1277 01:14:25.061 --> 01:14:27.562 Um... 1278 01:14:29.032 --> 01:14:30.498 those are old. 1279 01:14:31.734 --> 01:14:34.969 Okay, well, the prescription says 1280 01:14:34.971 --> 01:14:37.638 that they're from last month, so... 1281 01:14:45.648 --> 01:14:48.015 Honey, I'm sorry that... 1282 01:14:53.022 --> 01:14:54.689 Ahem. 1283 01:15:00.163 --> 01:15:03.598 Listen, um... 1284 01:15:03.600 --> 01:15:07.068 If you don't want to have kids right now, 1285 01:15:07.070 --> 01:15:10.104 we can talk about that, okay? 1286 01:15:12.709 --> 01:15:15.943 You don't need to lie to me. 1287 01:15:15.945 --> 01:15:18.713 I... 1288 01:15:21.518 --> 01:15:24.952 Sweetie, you're freaking me out right now. 1289 01:15:28.124 --> 01:15:30.558 I'm a sick person, Lance. 1290 01:15:31.661 --> 01:15:33.828 What do you mean? 1291 01:15:38.868 --> 01:15:43.271 I've been with other men since we've been married. 1292 01:15:45.275 --> 01:15:47.074 Three. 1293 01:15:49.112 --> 01:15:51.312 Three other men. 1294 01:15:52.749 --> 01:15:54.315 I wasn't in love with any of them. 1295 01:15:54.317 --> 01:15:56.150 I know that doesn't matter. 1296 01:15:59.722 --> 01:16:02.089 I'm so sorry. 1297 01:16:09.566 --> 01:16:11.132 I'm sorry. 1298 01:16:12.335 --> 01:16:15.236 Lance? 1299 01:16:39.362 --> 01:16:41.729 Look, he was confused. I felt terrible for him. 1300 01:16:41.731 --> 01:16:43.331 - Hey! - You had no right! 1301 01:16:43.333 --> 01:16:44.732 Things were gonna crash down eventually. 1302 01:16:44.734 --> 01:16:45.766 No, you were just trying to get back at me. 1303 01:16:45.768 --> 01:16:47.168 I was trying to help you. 1304 01:16:47.170 --> 01:16:49.136 You just ruined my marriage. 1305 01:16:49.138 --> 01:16:51.772 - What marriage? - Fuck you. 1306 01:16:51.774 --> 01:16:54.709 Look, you're miserable, and if you're too chickenshit to do anything about it, 1307 01:16:54.711 --> 01:16:56.744 - then I will. - Oh, so, you know what's best for me? 1308 01:16:56.746 --> 01:16:58.846 Yes, you're my sister. We're supposed to help each other out. 1309 01:16:58.848 --> 01:17:00.181 - You said that. - This is different! 1310 01:17:00.183 --> 01:17:02.717 - How? - We are adults. This is my marriage. 1311 01:17:02.719 --> 01:17:05.186 If you think that's a marriage, then you're fucking nuts, okay? 1312 01:17:05.188 --> 01:17:06.754 I'm sorry. Enjoy your marital bliss. 1313 01:17:06.756 --> 01:17:08.222 Okay, yeah, go. Leave anyway. 1314 01:17:08.224 --> 01:17:09.657 This is not working out. 1315 01:17:09.659 --> 01:17:11.258 You know what the sad thing is? 1316 01:17:11.260 --> 01:17:12.927 Is that we're a good team. 1317 01:17:12.929 --> 01:17:14.362 Oh, yeah, and you'd be a real hoot to have around 1318 01:17:14.364 --> 01:17:15.363 if you weren't such a fuckup. 1319 01:17:15.365 --> 01:17:17.331 We're both fuckups, okay? 1320 01:17:17.333 --> 01:17:19.300 And I'm tired of you acting like you're the healthy one 1321 01:17:19.302 --> 01:17:21.068 and I'm your special needs kid. 1322 01:17:21.070 --> 01:17:22.870 Oh, what does it even matter anymore, Milo? 1323 01:17:22.872 --> 01:17:24.972 You got your revenge. You got it. 1324 01:17:24.974 --> 01:17:26.807 I was trying to lay it out on the table. That's what I was trying to do. 1325 01:17:26.809 --> 01:17:28.209 - You wanna lay it out on the table? - Yes! 1326 01:17:28.211 --> 01:17:29.810 Okay, then, go for it. 1327 01:17:29.812 --> 01:17:31.746 - You're emotionally unstable. - You're a prick. 1328 01:17:31.748 --> 01:17:33.681 You need professional help. 1329 01:17:33.683 --> 01:17:36.350 Oh, and this coming from a guy who just tried to kill himself. 1330 01:17:36.352 --> 01:17:38.819 Maybe I should try fucking all my problems away. 1331 01:17:38.821 --> 01:17:41.689 Well, maybe next time you should cut deeper. 1332 01:18:10.153 --> 01:18:12.219 Oh, no. 1333 01:18:12.221 --> 01:18:13.788 No, no, no, no, no, no. 1334 01:18:13.790 --> 01:18:16.290 Shit. 1335 01:18:16.292 --> 01:18:17.792 Fuck. 1336 01:18:20.430 --> 01:18:23.130 Come on. Fuck. 1337 01:18:24.701 --> 01:18:27.234 Come on, come on, come on. 1338 01:18:27.236 --> 01:18:30.137 There we go. There we go. 1339 01:18:30.139 --> 01:18:32.139 Yeah, yeah, yeah. There you go. 1340 01:18:32.141 --> 01:18:33.741 Come on! 1341 01:18:35.445 --> 01:18:37.178 Come on! 1342 01:18:57.333 --> 01:19:00.101 Hey, I know I'm not supposed to come over here or anything, 1343 01:19:00.103 --> 01:19:04.338 but I want to talk to you, and I think you owe me that. 1344 01:19:06.242 --> 01:19:08.362 You owe me. That's what I think. 1345 01:19:30.967 --> 01:19:33.267 Listen, I'm sure your sister didn't mean what she said. 1346 01:19:35.505 --> 01:19:38.506 So, how do you make this work? 1347 01:19:38.508 --> 01:19:43.010 Like, how do you juggle a girlfriend and a son with guys like me? 1348 01:19:43.012 --> 01:19:45.246 Well, there aren't a lot of guys like you. 1349 01:19:45.248 --> 01:19:47.948 Gee, thanks, Teach. 1350 01:19:47.950 --> 01:19:51.118 No, not... I mean, it's not a pattern. 1351 01:19:51.120 --> 01:19:52.419 Are you gay? 1352 01:19:55.158 --> 01:19:57.091 I... 1353 01:20:01.330 --> 01:20:04.265 I can make it work with Melinda, 1354 01:20:04.267 --> 01:20:06.233 and I really want to. 1355 01:20:06.235 --> 01:20:09.537 Well, good luck with that. 1356 01:20:16.279 --> 01:20:19.079 Don't... can you... what are you fucking doing, man? 1357 01:20:19.081 --> 01:20:20.881 That's not why I came over here. 1358 01:20:20.883 --> 01:20:23.884 - Milo... - What am I, some sort of forbidden fruit? 1359 01:20:23.886 --> 01:20:25.886 - No. - Or, like, some sort of... 1360 01:20:25.887 --> 01:20:28.887 what am I, like, a blow-up doll? What am I to you? 1361 01:20:32.094 --> 01:20:34.228 I treated you terribly. I know that. 1362 01:20:34.230 --> 01:20:37.865 But... 1363 01:20:37.867 --> 01:20:40.000 it's not because I don't care or because... 1364 01:20:42.305 --> 01:20:45.439 I don't respect you... 1365 01:20:45.441 --> 01:20:47.601 ...or because I don't love you. 1366 01:20:51.547 --> 01:20:53.180 It's because I'm a big pussy. 1367 01:20:53.182 --> 01:20:55.115 That's it. 1368 01:20:55.117 --> 01:20:59.053 I'm just a huge, pathetic pussy. 1369 01:21:03.426 --> 01:21:05.426 I could never be you. 1370 01:21:12.368 --> 01:21:14.401 You can crash on the couch, if you want. 1371 01:21:18.407 --> 01:21:20.407 Oh, um... 1372 01:21:23.880 --> 01:21:26.113 did you, by chance, read my script? 1373 01:21:26.115 --> 01:21:29.250 Yeah. 1374 01:21:29.252 --> 01:21:31.418 And? 1375 01:21:31.420 --> 01:21:33.888 It's great. 1376 01:21:33.890 --> 01:21:36.090 I'll definitely give it to my agent. 1377 01:22:47.496 --> 01:22:49.463 ...once again, this is the 528 1378 01:22:49.465 --> 01:22:52.305 leaving Nyack for Port Authority Bus Terminal. 1379 01:22:55.371 --> 01:22:58.491 I would do anything to take back what I said. 1380 01:23:00.343 --> 01:23:03.544 For what it's worth, I'm sorry. 1381 01:23:07.717 --> 01:23:10.584 I love you. 1382 01:23:10.586 --> 01:23:12.686 I screwed it up. 1383 01:23:12.688 --> 01:23:15.389 I do that a lot, I guess. 1384 01:23:15.391 --> 01:23:17.191 It's kind of my thing. 1385 01:23:19.128 --> 01:23:21.261 But I get it. 1386 01:23:21.263 --> 01:23:23.497 Dad just... 1387 01:23:23.499 --> 01:23:26.567 saw a way out. 1388 01:23:26.569 --> 01:23:28.168 I guess you did, too. 1389 01:23:39.482 --> 01:23:41.448 I'm not scared anymore. 1390 01:23:43.486 --> 01:23:45.753 I finally get it. 1391 01:23:47.256 --> 01:23:49.323 See you later. 1392 01:25:36.899 --> 01:25:39.533 Breathe, breathe, breathe. You're okay. 1393 01:25:39.535 --> 01:25:41.235 Are you okay? 1394 01:25:41.237 --> 01:25:45.239 Shh, shh, shh, shh. You're okay. 1395 01:25:45.241 --> 01:25:47.541 All right, say something. Just say something. 1396 01:25:47.543 --> 01:25:50.177 - I'm okay. - You're okay. 1397 01:25:50.179 --> 01:25:52.379 You're okay, Jesus. You're okay. 1398 01:25:54.650 --> 01:25:57.317 Breathe, you're okay. 1399 01:25:57.319 --> 01:25:58.619 You're here. 1400 01:26:01.257 --> 01:26:02.556 I'm here. 1401 01:26:08.230 --> 01:26:09.830 You're here. 1402 01:29:51.653 --> 01:29:54.888 ¶ When I was a younger boy ¶ 1403 01:29:54.890 --> 01:29:57.657 ¶ I fell in love with a toy ¶ 1404 01:29:57.659 --> 01:30:00.627 ¶ She gave me all her love ¶ 1405 01:30:00.629 --> 01:30:03.029 She gave me so much ¶ 1406 01:30:03.031 --> 01:30:05.565 Now I can't go on ¶ 1407 01:30:05.567 --> 01:30:08.969 ¶ Now I can't go on ¶ 1408 01:30:14.476 --> 01:30:17.177 ¶ But I feel inside ¶ 1409 01:30:17.179 --> 01:30:20.480 ¶ All the love was right ¶ 1410 01:30:20.482 --> 01:30:22.416 ¶ Now I can go on ¶ 1411 01:30:26.755 --> 01:30:29.823 ¶ When I was the older man ¶ 1412 01:30:29.825 --> 01:30:32.659 ¶ I fell in love with a friend ¶ 1413 01:30:32.661 --> 01:30:35.829 ¶ She gave me all her love ¶ 1414 01:30:35.831 --> 01:30:37.964 ¶ She gave me the simple touch ¶ 1415 01:30:37.966 --> 01:30:40.767 Now I can't go on ¶ 1416 01:30:40.769 --> 01:30:45.472 ¶ When we get upset, no, I don't know why ¶ 1417 01:30:45.474 --> 01:30:48.508 ¶ I'm begging you ¶ 1418 01:30:48.510 --> 01:30:53.146 ¶ Oh, don't fight, don't fight ¶ 1419 01:30:53.148 --> 01:30:59.052 ¶ Give me one more chance to make it up to you ¶ 1420 01:30:59.054 --> 01:31:01.788 ¶ I wanna make it up ¶ 1421 01:31:01.790 --> 01:31:04.491 ¶ Don't fight, don't fight ¶ 1422 01:31:04.493 --> 01:31:10.497 ¶ Give me the chance, baby, to make it up to you ¶ 1423 01:31:10.499 --> 01:31:13.166 ¶ Give me the chance like we used to ¶ 1424 01:31:13.168 --> 01:31:14.835 But don't fight ¶ 1425 01:31:19.508 --> 01:31:22.476 ¶ When I was a younger boy ¶ 1426 01:31:22.478 --> 01:31:25.479 ¶ I used to find a girlfriend of mine ¶ 1427 01:31:25.481 --> 01:31:28.248 ¶ She gave me all her love ¶ 1428 01:31:28.250 --> 01:31:30.584 ¶ She gave me in the night ¶ 1429 01:31:30.586 --> 01:31:33.520 ¶ But I can't go on ¶ 1430 01:31:33.522 --> 01:31:35.522 And I don't want ¶ 1431 01:31:35.524 --> 01:31:37.891 To live without her ¶ 1432 01:31:42.698 --> 01:31:45.799 ¶ When I was the older guy ¶ 1433 01:31:45.801 --> 01:31:48.702 ¶ I fell in love with my teacher ¶ 1434 01:31:48.704 --> 01:31:51.605 ¶ She gave me everything ¶ 1435 01:31:51.607 --> 01:31:53.707 ¶ She gave me duet dreams ¶ 1436 01:31:53.709 --> 01:31:56.510 ¶ But I can't go on ¶ 1437 01:31:56.512 --> 01:31:59.579 ¶ And I won't fight and I won't give in ¶ 1438 01:31:59.581 --> 01:32:05.118 ¶ But I don't try ¶ 1439 01:32:05.120 --> 01:32:07.821 ¶ Whoa, don't fight. ¶ 1439 01:32:08.305 --> 01:32:14.677 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from OpenSubtitles.org