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You know it's funny, I don't remember
getting pregnant with you or...

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Oh, God. And I didn't marry you
but somehow we're in this together.

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- Is there anyone else I can call?
- The bloody morphine man.

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- It's too late for drugs now.
- It's never too late for drugs.

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Kill me.

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Just kill me.

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That's it, breathe.

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'Ah, childbirth.

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'The most beautiful experience
of a woman's life.'

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- It's OK. You're in control.
- I'm in agony!

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'Marginally less painful

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'than having your nose hacked off
with a shovel.'

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Breathe, Jess. Breathe.

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- I want Milly.
- Who? Who is Milly?

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'Milly, my best friend.

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'Although a proper friend
would have prevented me

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'from ever having sex in the first place.

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'I met Milly when my dad got transferred
from Oregon to London.'

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OK, everybody.
Here is our new girl. Jess.

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All the way from America.

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Hey, guys. Nice to meet you.

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- Nice accent.
- "I'm American."

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OK. What do we know about America?

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Milly.

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They've got electric chairs. Zzz!

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'Milly took pity on me
and taught me how to speak proper English.'

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Bloody bleeding bumhole bugger arse!

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- You've got it.
- Yay!

30
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'Milly's mum was a TV actress.'

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Milly.

32
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So how does mummy look?

33
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Like a right old tart.

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Back to your homework.

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"Mr Heathcliff had..."

36
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"...an erect and handsome figure."

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Hello, ladies.

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Do you wanna come check out my big throne?

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'We did everything together.

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'First kisses.'

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We kissed a boy!

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'First sexual encounters...'

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Get your tits out.
Get your tits out for the lads!

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Milly! What are you doing?

45
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Jess! I just had sex!

46
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'First little bundle of joy.'

47
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Kit.

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All right, ladies?

49
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Congratulations. Who's the dad?

50
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I'm kidding.

51
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She's not.

52
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That's excellent.

53
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That's excellent.
We're gonna have a family!

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We're gonna have a family!

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'And because Milly
liked to be the first at everything...

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' ...Milly's roadie
turned into a family man with a plan.'

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Soundz!

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- Soundz!
- Soundz!

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'A really good plan.'

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Get the speakers in.

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Sell the speakers, that's it.

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Get the baby bump.

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'While I got busy
trying to make the world a better place.'

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OK. Scarlett, we're gonna plant
those tomatoes next. OK?

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'And I fell for someone who looked
way better than me in a tool belt.'

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Sorry, mate. Sorry, mate. Sorry.

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Are you all right?
Sorry, mate.

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Shit.

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When is the second truck coming?

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- What truck?
- With your shoe collection.

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And your hair products.

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Oh, Juliet.

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Oh, I love my house! This is my house!

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Our house. Me and the kids
are gonna live here, too.

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- I think we should christen this room.
- I think we should christen every room.

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Kiss me.

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'Milly actually became
a wonderful mother.'

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- I love you.
- Love you.

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- Ben, show dad how to do it. Go on.
- How do you make it wiggle?

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- Oh, my God.
- You're so good at it.

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'While I was still just an auntie.'

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Go home and make a baby with Jago.

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- We're trying.
- It's the best part.

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'And though Milly
wasn't always entirely appropriate...'

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Thank you all for coming
to celebrate my mother's life...

86
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'...she was always there.'

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I'm so sorry.

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Happy birthday, Auntie Jess.

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- Ready?
- Bet the flash doesn't work.

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Happy birthday!

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'I didn't have many pictures
that Milly wasn't in.

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'Until now.'

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- Hiya.
- Hello you.

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Come, sit down.

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So, Milly.

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I know, I forgot to come
back for my check-up.

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The breast lump biopsy
shows that the lump is malignant.

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OK?

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Now we will need to run
further investigations.

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A CT scan, staging chest, abdomen
and pelvis to see if it's spread.

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We'll also look at your lymph nodes.

102
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But for now, what we can do
is plan your chemotherapy regime.

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That's it, is it?

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You promised me you'd eat some green.

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Just cheese and bread. That's all
you're gonna eat is cheese and bread?

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Give mummy a kiss.
What's up with mummy?

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You haven't touched your food.

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Have something.

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Hey, isn't today a fertile day?

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You up for a quick spooge before work?

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Maybe.

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Oh, wait.

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- Wait. Wait, wait, wait.
- Wait? What for?

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Why, what?

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What's that?
Some kind of laptop for our hamster?

116
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It's my new fertility monitor.

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I pee on it first thing in the morning
and it tells me if I'm ovulating or not.

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Heaven forbid we actually have sex
for the fun of it one of these days.

119
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Well what if we keep trying and trying
and it just never works?

120
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Eventually you're gonna go off
and make babies with some 22-year-old.

121
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You mean you're not 22?

122
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You lying cow.

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Your eggs are ready.

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Not according to this.

125
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- You seen my tuxedo trousers?
- Dry-cleaning bag.

126
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Bastard black tie events.

127
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- I bet Jago's not wearing a tux.
- He'd better be.

128
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Stop moaning.
Nobody's gonna be looking at you anyway.

129
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- You're just a handbag holder.
- Milly.

130
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I think Ben's got head L-I-C-E.

131
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Oh, Jesus.
As soon as they start back at school.

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- Every bloody term.
- Well you have to fumigate, Milly.

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I didn't sign up for this.

134
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The nits are sucking out my brain.

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Let me dry your hair.
Back in the bathroom.

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My mother is sucking out my brain meat.

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It was your bright idea
to have her move near us.

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I was blinded by the thought
of free babysitting.

139
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Oh my God,
Scarlett's got them too.

140
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Ow, Nana. Get off.

141
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It's not nana, sweetie. It's Miranda.
Milly, you have to comb through the kids' hair.

142
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- Doesn't she, Kit?
- Absolutely.

143
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Fine. I'll deal with the head lice,

144
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you go to the benefit
and take care of 200 VIPs.

145
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You look stunning.

146
00:10:08,900 --> 00:10:10,567
But you've got to get them out more.

147
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Mum, I'm a PR executive,
not a sex worker.

148
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- Oh, well...
- This is what was in the dry-cleaning bag.

149
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Oh my God, Dad.
Why are you wearing girl's jeggings?

150
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Can we sack the dry-cleaner?

151
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- They pop if you squeeze them.
- Disgusting.

152
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Ben, stop it! All nitty children
back in the bathroom. Go, go, go.

153
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'Because of your support...

154
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'we've given over 260,000 people
safe, clean water.'

155
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We're gonna do even more.
Help us build wells tonight.

156
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Hello. I'm so happy to see you.
Thank you so much for coming.

157
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Have a fabulous evening.

158
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Do not get drunk
and bid on shit we can't afford.

159
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OK. How about if I get really drunk
but don't bid on anything?

160
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- Deal.
- OK.

161
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Hey!

162
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OK, OK. Please, tonight, just try
not to embarrass me for once. I am working.

163
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- By the way, you look amazing.
- Not enough tits out according to my mother.

164
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She's the expert.

165
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Oh God. All right, I gotta go persuade
all these rich people to flash their cash.

166
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Milly. Er...

167
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Actually, right now I'd like you to react

168
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as if I've said something humanitarian
yet hilarious.

169
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Happy Valentine's, sexy.

170
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Little gift to yourself?

171
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Nope. I'm already wearing mine.

172
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All right, I'm off.

173
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- Happy Valentine's Day.
- Oh, what?

174
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Sweetheart, you know I think it's all a
load of commercialised bollocks, right?

175
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Yes, I do.

176
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Hey...

177
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I've been thinking

178
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and maybe we should put
all our eggs in one...

179
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...test tube. You know,
go in for the old fertility treatment.

180
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But we didn't qualify for free treatment.

181
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I'm not talking about doing it
on the National Health.

182
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You're going on the oil rig again.

183
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- Only for a short stint.
- No. They're the worst.

184
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- Yeah, that's why they pay the most.
- I don't even take aspirin.

185
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I hate the thought of all
those horrible drugs.

186
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Yeah, I hate the thought of wanking-off
into a plastic cup,

187
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but if it means that we produce an heir
to our extensive power tool collection

188
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it'll all be worthwhile. Hey...

189
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...happy Valentine's Day.

190
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Drill bits.

191
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Will you think about it?

192
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OK.

193
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- 'Hi.'
- Hey. What are you up to at lunch-time?

194
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Working lunch.

195
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Team bonding with the sex gods
from Water and Sanitation.

196
00:13:31,853 --> 00:13:33,687
Oh, OK.

197
00:13:33,813 --> 00:13:35,063
Is everything OK?

198
00:13:37,233 --> 00:13:38,609
'Milly?'

199
00:13:42,238 --> 00:13:46,200
You found out a week ago?
And you haven't told Kit yet?

200
00:13:47,118 --> 00:13:51,413
I have to have chemotherapy.
Like straight away.

201
00:13:51,539 --> 00:13:52,581
I'm gonna be bald.

202
00:13:53,875 --> 00:13:55,334
Lots of people are bald.

203
00:13:55,460 --> 00:13:58,337
Men are bald, yes. Babies. ET.

204
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Not me.

205
00:14:01,132 --> 00:14:04,468
- They might take my tits away.
- They haven't said that yet.

206
00:14:04,594 --> 00:14:06,094
Not for sure.

207
00:14:07,514 --> 00:14:12,226
I mean, how much cancer can you have?
You've had all your check-ups.

208
00:14:13,645 --> 00:14:16,146
- Well, I've been busy.
- Oh, Jesus.

209
00:14:16,272 --> 00:14:21,235
- How could the tumour have gotten so big?
- It's aggressive, like you. Jesus.

210
00:14:21,361 --> 00:14:24,238
- Well, is it contained?
- In my body, yes.

211
00:14:24,364 --> 00:14:28,283
- You should've gone back sooner.
- Yeah, thanks. Hadn't figured that out.

212
00:14:28,409 --> 00:14:32,162
You're right, that was
a really stupid thing to say. I'm sorry.

213
00:14:32,288 --> 00:14:33,622
Is it too late?

214
00:14:36,751 --> 00:14:38,252
To put these in the wash.

215
00:14:43,591 --> 00:14:46,718
- You have to think positively.
- Oh God, if I die...

216
00:14:49,222 --> 00:14:51,723
- If you say that again...
- Well...

217
00:14:51,849 --> 00:14:53,350
Don't say that.

218
00:14:55,270 --> 00:14:57,396
It's all gonna be OK.

219
00:14:58,815 --> 00:15:02,192
I can't believe we're laughing.
I can't believe we're laughing.

220
00:15:04,696 --> 00:15:06,738
I don't want them
to have to go through it.

221
00:15:06,864 --> 00:15:08,699
They won't have to.
They're not going to.

222
00:15:08,825 --> 00:15:10,450
They're gonna watch me go through it

223
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and have all sorts of shit to deal
with when they're older.

224
00:15:13,496 --> 00:15:15,414
We're gonna make it
extra wonderful for them.

225
00:15:15,540 --> 00:15:17,874
We'll look after them so much.

226
00:15:18,001 --> 00:15:20,377
You've made them into such wonderful kids.

227
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The lovely nurse puts chemotherapy
into the IV drip.

228
00:15:43,526 --> 00:15:46,153
And the medicine is like
an army of soldiers

229
00:15:46,279 --> 00:15:47,904
and they all march into mummy's body.

230
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Left right, left right, left right.

231
00:15:50,366 --> 00:15:54,036
Now, chemo soldiers,
they shoot the bad cancer out.

232
00:15:55,455 --> 00:15:57,456
I want chemotherapy!

233
00:15:58,666 --> 00:16:00,125
The soldiers are a bit rubbish

234
00:16:00,251 --> 00:16:02,753
so they also shoot parts of mummy's body
that aren't poorly

235
00:16:02,879 --> 00:16:04,713
and this makes mummy feel ill.

236
00:16:04,839 --> 00:16:05,922
Oh!

237
00:16:06,049 --> 00:16:07,633
And just to be very, very safe

238
00:16:07,759 --> 00:16:11,345
the soldiers might zap out
all of mummy's big hair.

239
00:16:11,471 --> 00:16:13,388
But all this is so mummy will get better.

240
00:16:13,514 --> 00:16:15,057
Yay!

241
00:16:15,183 --> 00:16:18,894
And that, my gorgeous family,
is chemotherapy.

242
00:16:19,020 --> 00:16:20,395
Very good, Mummy.

243
00:16:27,695 --> 00:16:28,945
Good plan?

244
00:16:29,072 --> 00:16:32,157
No. You go, I'll be fine.
I've got Jess to order around.

245
00:16:32,283 --> 00:16:33,659
What's new?

246
00:16:33,785 --> 00:16:35,744
I'll get the kids from your mum.

247
00:16:40,333 --> 00:16:44,044
OK, I've got magazines, nail art,

248
00:16:44,170 --> 00:16:45,629
funny animals on YouTube.

249
00:16:45,755 --> 00:16:48,840
Oh! I've got a sexy bed.
Did you bring a vibrator?

250
00:16:48,966 --> 00:16:51,635
- Yes, several.
- Yes!

251
00:16:54,764 --> 00:16:56,223
Jess, this is Nurse Sam.

252
00:16:56,349 --> 00:16:58,934
Nurse Sam, this is Jess,
my elderly companion.

253
00:16:59,060 --> 00:17:01,603
Sam, I want a blue cap.

254
00:17:02,605 --> 00:17:04,314
Just so you know,
with your type of chemo

255
00:17:04,440 --> 00:17:06,983
there's only about a 20% chance
it'll save your hair.

256
00:17:07,110 --> 00:17:08,819
And some find it quite painful.

257
00:17:08,945 --> 00:17:10,612
Worked for me.

258
00:17:10,738 --> 00:17:12,948
- Get me the blue cap.
- She wants the blue cap.

259
00:17:13,074 --> 00:17:14,950
She's getting the blue cap.

260
00:17:18,246 --> 00:17:20,330
Wow, that is a big prick.

261
00:17:20,456 --> 00:17:25,168
Yeah, I know, bit of a monster.
OK, Milly.

262
00:17:26,129 --> 00:17:30,549
- Oh, it's a beautiful vein.
- Yay, I have beautiful veins.

263
00:17:30,675 --> 00:17:33,635
Always thought
you had beautiful veins.

264
00:17:35,638 --> 00:17:38,557
You kind of look like a superhero.

265
00:17:38,683 --> 00:17:43,395
I just can't place which one
and I can't tell if you're good or bad.

266
00:17:43,521 --> 00:17:46,314
It... it... may be Captain America.

267
00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:49,651
May be Aquagirl.

268
00:17:49,777 --> 00:17:53,739
Whichever one it is lives in an igloo.

269
00:17:53,865 --> 00:17:56,491
- Is it cold?
- I have an ice-cream headache,

270
00:17:56,617 --> 00:18:01,455
as though I've eaten the entire shop
out of their ice-lollies.

271
00:18:03,916 --> 00:18:06,168
Definitely Captain America.

272
00:18:13,926 --> 00:18:15,969
'The chemo took forever.

273
00:18:16,095 --> 00:18:20,724
'My job, Milly said, was to turn up with
treats and try not to be annoying.'

274
00:18:20,850 --> 00:18:23,643
So, Jess, you're in charge of these.

275
00:18:23,770 --> 00:18:25,395
Recycled vomit bowls?

276
00:18:25,521 --> 00:18:27,314
We won't need those
because I took my meds.

277
00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:30,567
I might need one after seeing
that enormo needle go into your veins.

278
00:18:30,693 --> 00:18:32,360
- Do you want one of my pills?
- Yes.

279
00:18:32,487 --> 00:18:35,447
Girls, we're not at Glastonbury.
You can't just swap pills.

280
00:18:35,573 --> 00:18:36,740
Oh, you spoilsport.

281
00:18:36,866 --> 00:18:40,202
Yeah, well look, anti-nausea tablets
work for 80% of patients.

282
00:18:40,328 --> 00:18:43,288
But just in case Milly's
in the special 20%... Hey!

283
00:18:43,414 --> 00:18:47,042
Highly technical equipment.
Thank you.

284
00:18:47,168 --> 00:18:49,628
Good. Keep an eye on her.

285
00:18:49,754 --> 00:18:52,214
Thank you, Sam.
Oh, nice hat.

286
00:18:56,677 --> 00:18:58,720
How are we gonna
reboot his image?

287
00:18:58,846 --> 00:19:00,639
Easy.
We just need loads of charity work.

288
00:19:00,765 --> 00:19:02,140
And children, doctors.
Maybe go to hospitals...

289
00:19:02,266 --> 00:19:04,601
Kira, let's hear from Milly.

290
00:19:04,727 --> 00:19:09,439
We could start by encouraging him
not to cheat on his wife with a dominatrix.

291
00:19:11,818 --> 00:19:13,443
I mean I tried to kill that story.

292
00:19:13,569 --> 00:19:17,030
I even called the trades.

293
00:19:17,156 --> 00:19:19,324
What was that thing
about the statement

294
00:19:19,450 --> 00:19:22,452
that we made for the agent?
Was that you, Kira?

295
00:19:22,578 --> 00:19:24,079
Are you done, Sam?

296
00:19:27,458 --> 00:19:29,167
Shot.

297
00:19:32,588 --> 00:19:34,422
Oh, my God.

298
00:19:39,178 --> 00:19:42,472
Burmese virgin hair.
Malaysian virgin hair.

299
00:19:42,598 --> 00:19:45,976
- That's me. I'm a Malaysian virgin.
- You wish.

300
00:19:46,102 --> 00:19:48,895
Mongolian virgin hair.

301
00:19:50,731 --> 00:19:52,607
God, Milly.

302
00:19:52,733 --> 00:19:55,068
Oh, these wigs are so expensive.

303
00:19:55,194 --> 00:19:58,238
Well, look at the state of me, Jess.
Money is no object.

304
00:19:58,364 --> 00:20:01,116
Everyone, this is Jill.

305
00:20:01,242 --> 00:20:04,661
The greatest wigmaker
Pinewood Studios ever had.

306
00:20:04,787 --> 00:20:06,580
Piss off, darling.

307
00:20:07,540 --> 00:20:09,082
Hello, Milly.

308
00:20:09,208 --> 00:20:10,408
Now, I can make you something,

309
00:20:10,459 --> 00:20:13,003
but I think we should just play
with some of these wigs.

310
00:20:13,129 --> 00:20:14,129
Just to get the feel.

311
00:20:14,213 --> 00:20:16,089
- OK?
- OK.

312
00:20:16,215 --> 00:20:18,008
Got a few ready for you.

313
00:20:18,134 --> 00:20:21,678
If you could just hold the front,
that would be great. Thank you.

314
00:20:21,804 --> 00:20:25,223
Of course we can style it any which way.

315
00:20:25,349 --> 00:20:29,936
Oh, sorry, that's a little bit
1980's political lesbian.

316
00:20:30,813 --> 00:20:32,188
Boring.

317
00:20:32,315 --> 00:20:35,859
We have something
a little more exciting here.

318
00:20:35,985 --> 00:20:39,571
Oh, very Studio 54.
What do you think, Randy?

319
00:20:39,697 --> 00:20:42,407
- Randy?
- Darling, it's all a naked blur.

320
00:20:42,533 --> 00:20:44,784
- You like?
- It's a little Goth.

321
00:20:44,911 --> 00:20:47,287
Yeah, it looks like I'm just gonna pop out
and drink some blood.

322
00:20:47,413 --> 00:20:49,289
This won't do, will it?

323
00:20:49,415 --> 00:20:55,211
Is it OK if I just try this one?
Sorry, I've been eye-balling it.

324
00:21:01,177 --> 00:21:02,218
Oh my God.

325
00:21:02,345 --> 00:21:04,304
The sun actually will come out tomorrow,
Daddy Warbucks.

326
00:21:04,430 --> 00:21:06,056
Poodle perm.

327
00:21:06,182 --> 00:21:09,768
Jill, will you just please
make me not look bald.

328
00:21:09,894 --> 00:21:10,977
Colour?

329
00:21:11,103 --> 00:21:14,230
- Something that matches.
- Upstairs or downstairs?

330
00:21:14,357 --> 00:21:17,233
- Pubes are gone.
- Upstairs it is.

331
00:21:17,360 --> 00:21:22,697
Oh, I think I've got something rather
special that I made for a Scorsese film.

332
00:21:22,823 --> 00:21:24,824
- Scorsese film?
- You're gonna love...

333
00:21:24,951 --> 00:21:27,452
Yes, it was a couple of years ago.

334
00:21:27,578 --> 00:21:30,205
- Darling, you never mentioned that.
- I e-mailed you.

335
00:21:31,082 --> 00:21:33,833
Bit tight, but that's gonna be OK.

336
00:21:33,960 --> 00:21:36,252
But wait a minute.

337
00:21:37,338 --> 00:21:41,132
A few nips and tucks,
I think it should be perfect.

338
00:21:41,258 --> 00:21:43,134
Yeah. That's the one.

339
00:21:43,260 --> 00:21:45,679
- Thank you.
- OK, my pleasure.

340
00:21:45,805 --> 00:21:47,722
- Thank you, Jill.
- Just take that off.

341
00:21:47,848 --> 00:21:52,560
I kind of thought it would really work
and I think it has.

342
00:21:54,021 --> 00:21:59,567
Now, Milly, dear girl...
how about we just get rid of all this?

343
00:22:01,445 --> 00:22:04,406
- What, now?
- It's all gonna go very soon, darling.

344
00:22:04,532 --> 00:22:07,409
Best avoid the insane asylum look.

345
00:22:10,830 --> 00:22:13,415
- Sure, why not?
- Good girl.

346
00:22:18,754 --> 00:22:23,216
- I think I'll put the kettle on.
- OK. I'll help.

347
00:22:32,226 --> 00:22:35,186
It's often those watching
who find it the hardest.

348
00:22:38,566 --> 00:22:40,066
Are you ready?

349
00:22:40,192 --> 00:22:41,776
Yeah.

350
00:23:12,141 --> 00:23:15,685
- I look like a leopard.
- What, a leper or a leopard?

351
00:23:28,324 --> 00:23:30,033
Would you like a lock, darling?

352
00:23:30,159 --> 00:23:31,785
Eugh! No.

353
00:23:31,911 --> 00:23:35,914
I agree, absolutely disgusting.
But some people get very sentimental.

354
00:23:36,040 --> 00:23:37,040
Thanks, Jess.

355
00:23:44,590 --> 00:23:46,049
It's unfair.

356
00:23:46,175 --> 00:23:48,718
You look so beautiful.

357
00:23:50,679 --> 00:23:52,263
Why thank you, Mum.

358
00:23:58,854 --> 00:24:00,063
Feels quite good.

359
00:24:04,235 --> 00:24:06,694
- Thank you, Jill.
- You look great.

360
00:24:16,413 --> 00:24:20,959
Cheese?
Cheese! I don't want shitty cheese.

361
00:24:21,085 --> 00:24:23,128
Excuse me, who taught you that word?

362
00:24:23,254 --> 00:24:26,714
- What, cheese?
- Yeah, really clever.

363
00:24:26,841 --> 00:24:27,924
He said the "F" ' word the other day.

364
00:24:28,050 --> 00:24:30,593
- Ben!
- Dad laughed.

365
00:24:30,719 --> 00:24:32,595
- Get dressed.
- You're not dressed.

366
00:24:32,721 --> 00:24:35,557
Ben! Mummy's still poorly.
Mum?

367
00:24:35,683 --> 00:24:37,559
Well, fit as a fiddle.

368
00:24:38,477 --> 00:24:40,562
Where's your swim bag? Where's Dad?

369
00:24:40,688 --> 00:24:43,481
- On the phone.
- Kit, I need some help here.

370
00:24:43,607 --> 00:24:45,775
I'm on a work call.
The Hong Kong deal.

371
00:24:45,901 --> 00:24:47,277
Are you driving us?

372
00:24:47,403 --> 00:24:50,071
Not today, sweetheart.
Daddy's gonna drop you off.

373
00:24:51,073 --> 00:24:53,449
- Ben put honey all down my T-shirt!
- Ben!

374
00:24:53,576 --> 00:24:56,619
- Kit, can you sort Scarlett's shirt?
- Yes. Sorry, I've got a work crisis.

375
00:24:56,745 --> 00:24:59,789
Then tell Hong Kong Darren that I need you.
Play the cancer card.

376
00:24:59,915 --> 00:25:02,000
I've done that a million times.
I've got a splitting headache.

377
00:25:02,126 --> 00:25:03,626
Oh, poor baby.

378
00:25:04,587 --> 00:25:07,005
Scarlett, just go and get any clean shirt.

379
00:25:07,131 --> 00:25:09,048
I haven't got a clean shirt.

380
00:25:09,175 --> 00:25:11,509
- Oh, of course.
- It's on my list.

381
00:25:11,635 --> 00:25:14,637
Ever heard of multi-tasking?

382
00:25:14,763 --> 00:25:17,557
- Come on, I'll drive.
- Yay!

383
00:25:17,683 --> 00:25:21,686
Not bald. Not in the bald hat.
Mum, what if my friends see?

384
00:25:21,812 --> 00:25:24,856
- Would you prefer I wear the sunhat?
- Not the sunhat.

385
00:25:24,982 --> 00:25:29,277
Come on. We paid a fortune for you to go
and splash water at each other. Hurry up!

386
00:25:29,403 --> 00:25:31,196
Piggyback to the car.

387
00:25:34,783 --> 00:25:35,783
Ben.

388
00:25:35,826 --> 00:25:39,704
- I told you mum wasn't better.
- I'm fine. I'll be fine.

389
00:25:39,830 --> 00:25:42,290
You all right? Go back to bed,
I'll drive them.

390
00:25:42,416 --> 00:25:44,136
Why didn't you say you were feeling unwell?

391
00:25:47,630 --> 00:25:50,757
You really don't know women, Dad.

392
00:25:51,842 --> 00:25:54,010
I'm not cooking that again.
That was a bit bland.

393
00:25:54,136 --> 00:25:55,470
Hi.

394
00:25:56,430 --> 00:25:58,223
'Hello? Milly?'

395
00:25:58,349 --> 00:26:00,266
There should be a person.

396
00:26:01,894 --> 00:26:03,394
Excuse me?

397
00:26:03,520 --> 00:26:06,397
Someone who'll come over
and sort things out. Like...

398
00:26:09,318 --> 00:26:12,111
Gets the shopping in,
gets the kids off to school.

399
00:26:12,238 --> 00:26:13,738
Arranges play dates.

400
00:26:13,864 --> 00:26:16,908
Like a husband?
Sorry, I didn't mean to shit on Kit.

401
00:26:18,953 --> 00:26:20,328
Right.

402
00:26:20,454 --> 00:26:22,747
- What about your mum?
- 'Our Miranda'

403
00:26:22,873 --> 00:26:27,168
has very thoughtlessly got herself a job
on some crappy mini-series.

404
00:26:27,294 --> 00:26:29,170
Oh, she got the part
in "Shakespeare's Women".

405
00:26:29,296 --> 00:26:32,548
- Good for her.
- "Shakespeare's Shags" more like.

406
00:26:33,717 --> 00:26:36,594
Yeah, it's good for her.
Not for me.

407
00:26:38,931 --> 00:26:43,434
I have got to sleep.
My white blood cells are twatted.

408
00:26:43,560 --> 00:26:46,271
- I'll call you later?
- Yeah. Bye.

409
00:26:47,648 --> 00:26:49,899
- Everything all right?
- Mm-hmm.

410
00:27:01,412 --> 00:27:03,538
- Where are you going?
- What?

411
00:27:03,664 --> 00:27:07,250
I think I should go over there
for a few days and help out.

412
00:27:08,419 --> 00:27:10,420
Don't you think you've done enough?

413
00:27:10,546 --> 00:27:12,797
We've already put off having the IVF.

414
00:27:12,923 --> 00:27:14,048
She doesn't know that.

415
00:27:14,174 --> 00:27:17,510
And, besides, WE decided
to postpone until after chemo.

416
00:27:17,636 --> 00:27:19,137
You decided.

417
00:27:20,139 --> 00:27:22,348
How much longer
are we gonna put our lives on hold?

418
00:27:22,474 --> 00:27:24,350
Well that's a super attitude, Jago.

419
00:27:24,476 --> 00:27:27,603
Have you even stopped for a second
to think about how Milly feels?

420
00:27:27,730 --> 00:27:29,230
What?

421
00:27:29,356 --> 00:27:31,816
I just want us to have a baby, Jess.

422
00:27:31,942 --> 00:27:35,194
Don't make me into the bastard for that.
Excuse me, please.

423
00:27:39,450 --> 00:27:43,202
OK, fine. I will start treatment.

424
00:27:43,329 --> 00:27:46,622
You can borrow the money
and then go on the rig and pay it back. OK?

425
00:27:46,749 --> 00:27:48,249
Jay!

426
00:27:57,760 --> 00:28:00,386
You stupid arse-crack.

427
00:28:13,525 --> 00:28:15,860
Sorry. Gonna try one more time.

428
00:28:15,986 --> 00:28:21,407
"He is a dark-skinned gipsy in aspect,
in dress and manners a gentleman.

429
00:28:21,533 --> 00:28:24,327
"Because he has an erect

430
00:28:24,453 --> 00:28:28,414
"and handsome figure
and rather morose."

431
00:28:28,540 --> 00:28:31,292
What do women see
in those pouty Mr Darcy types?

432
00:28:31,418 --> 00:28:32,502
Darcy?

433
00:28:32,628 --> 00:28:34,837
Heathcliff is a whole
other kettle of man-meat.

434
00:28:34,963 --> 00:28:37,423
Well you can check out this bit of man-meat
as he walks away.

435
00:28:37,549 --> 00:28:39,467
I've gotta go find a doctor.

436
00:28:42,888 --> 00:28:44,389
Sam!

437
00:28:45,974 --> 00:28:46,974
Wow!

438
00:28:47,017 --> 00:28:49,143
Stop it, please.
Don't ask me again. It's no.

439
00:28:49,269 --> 00:28:51,938
Ben, put the car down
and eat some greens.

440
00:28:52,064 --> 00:28:53,648
Why are you just pushing it around?
Eat some of the lettuce.

441
00:28:53,774 --> 00:28:55,900
- Mummy!
- Mummy!

442
00:28:56,026 --> 00:28:57,402
- Hey, Mummy.
- Hello.

443
00:28:57,528 --> 00:28:59,862
- Why am I so popular?
- Dad's being mean.

444
00:28:59,988 --> 00:29:03,408
Oh, he is a very mean man,
that's why I married him.

445
00:29:03,534 --> 00:29:06,452
I told Scarlett
she couldn't have her ears pierced.

446
00:29:06,578 --> 00:29:10,748
Jade's got hers done. And Bianca's
getting them done this weekend.

447
00:29:10,874 --> 00:29:13,584
I'm like the only person
in my whole class who doesn't.

448
00:29:13,710 --> 00:29:15,230
So all the boys have got pierced ears?

449
00:29:15,295 --> 00:29:16,712
Felix and Archie have.

450
00:29:16,839 --> 00:29:19,173
I'll think about it over
the summer holidays.

451
00:29:19,299 --> 00:29:21,759
Oh, great.
That's good consistent parenting.

452
00:29:21,885 --> 00:29:23,469
Well, didn't say yes.

453
00:29:23,595 --> 00:29:25,235
How old were you when you had yours done?

454
00:29:26,014 --> 00:29:28,391
- Hmm... can't remember.
- Miranda says you were ten.

455
00:29:28,517 --> 00:29:32,770
- You didn't even tell her.
- Your grandmother is a dirty snitch.

456
00:29:33,689 --> 00:29:35,481
This needs some salt or something.

457
00:29:35,607 --> 00:29:39,485
Mmm. Why don't you take over
and I can go and finish off some work.

458
00:29:39,611 --> 00:29:41,946
Fine. As soon as I vomit
in this salad bowl.

459
00:29:43,449 --> 00:29:45,199
Are you OK?

460
00:29:46,869 --> 00:29:50,663
- Shall I grab your pills?
- They don't work.

461
00:29:53,792 --> 00:29:56,669
Vitamin A. I just pureed some vegetables.

462
00:29:56,795 --> 00:29:59,338
So did I. Care to try some?

463
00:30:07,014 --> 00:30:10,266
- I'm not eating that.
- It's natural deodorant, sweetie.

464
00:30:10,392 --> 00:30:12,894
It's made from arrowroot
and shea butter.

465
00:30:13,020 --> 00:30:14,395
Maybe I will have some on toast.

466
00:30:14,521 --> 00:30:18,149
They think that aerosol deodorants
may cause breast cancer.

467
00:30:18,275 --> 00:30:20,610
Oh, and if I use that
it'll make the cancer go away?

468
00:30:25,115 --> 00:30:26,657
Ta-dum.

469
00:30:27,659 --> 00:30:30,661
Why have you brought me an outfit
from a 1970's sitcom?

470
00:30:30,787 --> 00:30:34,916
Darling, it's vintage.
To keep Kit interested.

471
00:30:35,042 --> 00:30:38,503
Sex is so important and he's awfully dishy.

472
00:30:38,629 --> 00:30:40,838
Well, I will make sure I do not wear that.

473
00:30:40,964 --> 00:30:43,799
But if that side of things
slides away, then...

474
00:30:43,926 --> 00:30:45,551
Then what?

475
00:30:45,677 --> 00:30:48,638
I've only got myself to blame?
Is that what you're saying?

476
00:30:51,558 --> 00:30:53,226
I'm trying, Milly.

477
00:30:54,895 --> 00:30:56,270
I know, Mum.

478
00:30:57,356 --> 00:30:58,481
- Oh!
- Yoo-hoo.

479
00:30:58,607 --> 00:31:01,567
- Nisha. Oh, my God.
- How lovely to see you.

480
00:31:01,693 --> 00:31:03,569
Hi, Cheryl. Thank you.

481
00:31:07,491 --> 00:31:11,577
You are totally brilliant, Sam.
And I hope I never see you again.

482
00:31:11,703 --> 00:31:13,412
The feeling's mutual.

483
00:31:13,539 --> 00:31:16,999
Here, that's for you. Man-meat.

484
00:31:20,504 --> 00:31:24,632
- Mum, we made food for you.
- Well, that's very kind of you.

485
00:31:24,758 --> 00:31:26,342
Nutella and crisp sandwiches.

486
00:31:26,468 --> 00:31:28,427
- And we bought you a new mug.
- I made tea.

487
00:31:28,554 --> 00:31:30,930
Dad wouldn't let me boil the kettle
so it's hot tap.

488
00:31:31,056 --> 00:31:34,267
Mmm! Tap water tea.
Oh, thank you, children.

489
00:31:34,393 --> 00:31:37,770
I'm not too peckish at the minute, but...

490
00:31:37,896 --> 00:31:40,147
I think Auntie Jess is
and she would love a cup of tea.

491
00:31:40,274 --> 00:31:43,150
- I'll make her one.
- Oh, no, just give her mine.

492
00:31:43,277 --> 00:31:47,822
Ah, Nutella and crisps, you say?
On white bread?

493
00:31:50,409 --> 00:31:51,409
Mmm!

494
00:31:51,451 --> 00:31:54,662
Any... anything to report
on the old baby front?

495
00:31:56,456 --> 00:31:57,707
Well...

496
00:31:57,833 --> 00:32:01,544
We don't have sex any more.
We just attempt to reproduce.

497
00:32:01,670 --> 00:32:06,215
When the basal body temperature
and cervical mucus are aligned, then,

498
00:32:06,341 --> 00:32:09,969
and I mean only then,
am I allowed anywhere near the vagina.

499
00:32:11,555 --> 00:32:13,639
What about you and Milly?
Can she still...?

500
00:32:13,765 --> 00:32:14,765
No.

501
00:32:15,642 --> 00:32:17,810
But she's allowed me to have sex
with other girls whenever I want.

502
00:32:17,936 --> 00:32:20,062
- Very decent of her.
- Yeah.

503
00:32:20,188 --> 00:32:21,439
No, mate.

504
00:32:21,565 --> 00:32:24,609
She only finished
her last round of chemo today.

505
00:32:24,735 --> 00:32:28,613
- I'll at least leave it till the weekend.
- Yeah, give her a few days.

506
00:32:29,656 --> 00:32:34,327
Do you know, it'd probably be easier
if me and you just started having sex.

507
00:32:36,204 --> 00:32:39,165
Do you know how long
I've been waiting for you to say that?

508
00:32:40,500 --> 00:32:46,297
"Injectable gonadotropins
regulates the final burst of egg growth.

509
00:32:46,423 --> 00:32:48,716
"Side effects include fatigue,
nausea, bloating."

510
00:32:48,842 --> 00:32:50,259
Great.

511
00:32:55,223 --> 00:32:56,390
Oh!

512
00:32:59,061 --> 00:33:01,896
Oh, look at you.
Like a modern Michelangelo.

513
00:33:02,022 --> 00:33:04,357
- Somebody's been hitting the gym.
- Good to see you.

514
00:33:04,483 --> 00:33:06,525
- You look hot.
- You, too, sweetie.

515
00:33:06,652 --> 00:33:07,818
Hello, honey.

516
00:33:16,912 --> 00:33:18,204
Knock knock.

517
00:33:18,330 --> 00:33:19,497
- Hi, gorgeous.
- Hiya.

518
00:33:19,623 --> 00:33:21,749
I just wanted to give you a quick heads-up
on the last few days.

519
00:33:21,875 --> 00:33:22,875
Sure.

520
00:33:23,001 --> 00:33:26,087
We've signed a couple of big name clients.
We've got M.I.A. and The National.

521
00:33:26,213 --> 00:33:27,296
Yep, I got the e-mails.

522
00:33:29,341 --> 00:33:31,421
I just wanted to let you know
we're all here for you.

523
00:33:32,344 --> 00:33:34,261
- And your haircut looks amazing.
- It's a wig.

524
00:33:34,388 --> 00:33:37,390
I know. Welcome back.

525
00:33:37,516 --> 00:33:38,516
Thank you.

526
00:33:53,573 --> 00:33:57,702
- They've stolen all my eggs.
- You sound like the Easter Bunny.

527
00:33:57,828 --> 00:34:01,706
- Did you do your mucky business?
- Yeah.

528
00:34:02,791 --> 00:34:05,501
It was really difficult
getting it in that tiny pot.

529
00:34:05,627 --> 00:34:08,295
It was going everywhere.

530
00:34:08,422 --> 00:34:11,340
How much did you lose?
That could be our baby.

531
00:34:11,466 --> 00:34:12,466
Don't worry.

532
00:34:12,592 --> 00:34:16,137
I managed to scrape most of it
off the cubicle wall.

533
00:34:17,097 --> 00:34:19,140
At least I think it was mine.

534
00:34:26,148 --> 00:34:29,275
It works! High five. Hot lava.

535
00:34:55,302 --> 00:34:58,304
So, Milly, the treatment has worked.

536
00:34:58,430 --> 00:35:00,681
But? You've got the "but" voice on.

537
00:35:00,807 --> 00:35:02,892
The "it's worked but" voice.

538
00:35:03,018 --> 00:35:06,395
You know your oncologist
and I had hoped to proceed

539
00:35:06,521 --> 00:35:10,399
with a lumpectomy and radiation.
But based on all of your results

540
00:35:10,525 --> 00:35:13,736
we recommend, at this stage,
to proceed to mastectomy.

541
00:35:20,160 --> 00:35:21,827
No. Hmm-mm.

542
00:35:21,953 --> 00:35:27,082
Milly, this will give us our best chance
of eliminating the cancer.

543
00:35:27,209 --> 00:35:28,793
Well...

544
00:35:32,047 --> 00:35:33,923
Single or...

545
00:35:36,635 --> 00:35:37,718
...double?

546
00:35:37,844 --> 00:35:40,387
Because your cancer
is triple negative

547
00:35:40,514 --> 00:35:43,057
and looking
at your genetic testing results...

548
00:35:44,476 --> 00:35:47,478
...we advise erring
on the side of caution.

549
00:35:53,360 --> 00:35:55,903
Oh, pick up. Pick up, Jess.

550
00:35:59,950 --> 00:36:01,283
Jago!

551
00:36:02,160 --> 00:36:04,411
Jago, get in here, baby!

552
00:36:08,583 --> 00:36:10,459
We're gonna need a bigger boat.

553
00:36:12,921 --> 00:36:17,174
My God. Oh, it worked. It worked.

554
00:36:18,176 --> 00:36:20,553
Oh, we'll just put the kid in a drawer.

555
00:36:20,679 --> 00:36:22,513
We're not living in a Dickens' novel.

556
00:36:22,639 --> 00:36:24,807
Oh my God, I can't believe it.

557
00:36:26,017 --> 00:36:28,102
- Oh. Hello?
- 'Jess.'

558
00:36:28,228 --> 00:36:29,728
Have you seen Mills?

559
00:36:29,855 --> 00:36:33,065
No. She phoned earlier
but she didn't leave a message.

560
00:36:33,191 --> 00:36:35,071
Bloody hell, she was meant
to be back hours ago.

561
00:36:37,612 --> 00:36:39,029
Can I call you back?

562
00:36:39,155 --> 00:36:40,447
- 'Yeah.'
- OK.

563
00:36:42,450 --> 00:36:45,786
- Where are you going?
- I think I might know where she is.

564
00:36:45,912 --> 00:36:48,163
She managed to get herself
right in the middle of our big moment.

565
00:36:48,290 --> 00:36:50,833
How does she do that?
It's like telepathy.

566
00:36:50,959 --> 00:36:53,794
I love you. Twenty minutes, tops.

567
00:36:53,920 --> 00:36:55,796
- OK?
- Come here.

568
00:37:00,427 --> 00:37:03,721
Please tell me that you're not gonna
do that for the next nine months.

569
00:37:03,847 --> 00:37:04,847
I might.

570
00:37:12,355 --> 00:37:13,731
Hey!

571
00:37:13,857 --> 00:37:15,524
We're having a baby.

572
00:37:15,650 --> 00:37:17,610
- Cheers.
- Yeah.

573
00:37:34,419 --> 00:37:38,005
We need more, please.
Southern cowboys, please.

574
00:37:39,466 --> 00:37:43,344
Oh, it's my best friend
and partner in crime!

575
00:37:43,470 --> 00:37:45,346
- Hi, best friend.
- Hello, sweetheart.

576
00:37:45,472 --> 00:37:47,014
Who are your friends?

577
00:37:47,140 --> 00:37:49,558
This is Ron and Jeremy.
My new drinking buddies.

578
00:37:49,684 --> 00:37:50,684
Nice to meet you.

579
00:37:50,727 --> 00:37:52,186
Ron. Jeremy.

580
00:37:52,312 --> 00:37:54,730
What do you fancy?
A bit of black or a bit of white?

581
00:37:56,066 --> 00:37:57,107
All right.

582
00:37:57,233 --> 00:38:01,445
Back to the bar, now!
Right now!

583
00:38:02,447 --> 00:38:05,115
No, just leave your arse,
so I can play with it.

584
00:38:05,241 --> 00:38:08,035
What the hell is wrong with you?

585
00:38:08,161 --> 00:38:09,828
Kit's worried sick.

586
00:38:09,955 --> 00:38:12,456
- Well, I'm in mourning.
- Who died?

587
00:38:12,582 --> 00:38:13,958
My tits.

588
00:38:16,044 --> 00:38:18,420
It's... it' happening.

589
00:38:28,765 --> 00:38:30,265
I'm sorry.

590
00:38:32,352 --> 00:38:34,770
All right, I'm gonna go to the bar.

591
00:38:36,231 --> 00:38:39,817
To pay the tab, Sister Mary.

592
00:38:45,281 --> 00:38:49,451
Hi, Kit. Yeah.
No, I've got her, everything's fine.

593
00:38:53,665 --> 00:38:56,500
- You OK, Milly?
- Ah! You knew my name?

594
00:38:56,626 --> 00:38:59,962
I make a point of learning all the names
of my favourite customers.

595
00:39:00,839 --> 00:39:02,131
And it's on your credit card.

596
00:39:02,257 --> 00:39:03,799
OK.

597
00:39:07,012 --> 00:39:09,096
Can I ask you something?

598
00:39:09,222 --> 00:39:11,098
Yeah. Shoot.

599
00:39:14,227 --> 00:39:17,229
Are these breasts
that you would want to touch?

600
00:39:20,608 --> 00:39:22,609
Yeah. Well, yes.

601
00:39:25,739 --> 00:39:27,656
That means a lot. Thank you.

602
00:39:27,782 --> 00:39:29,199
Any time.

603
00:39:29,325 --> 00:39:31,577
- Any time?
- Yeah, any time.

604
00:39:31,703 --> 00:39:34,955
One whiff of booze
and you act just like your mother.

605
00:39:35,081 --> 00:39:38,834
That is the worst thing
you have ever said to me!

606
00:39:42,797 --> 00:39:45,549
Whoa! Last time
I'm letting you drive my vehicle.

607
00:39:46,593 --> 00:39:50,179
- God, I hate this car.
- Abrupt stop. My gosh!

608
00:39:50,305 --> 00:39:53,432
- I did it, I got you home.
- You are a terrible driver.

609
00:39:53,558 --> 00:39:55,142
This is a spaceship.

610
00:39:55,268 --> 00:39:59,063
Oh, Jess, I have always,
always wanted to be wanted.

611
00:39:59,189 --> 00:40:00,773
Always needed to know

612
00:40:00,899 --> 00:40:05,944
that if I turn around on the street,
someone will be looking at my arse.

613
00:40:06,071 --> 00:40:08,655
Well, you know they always are, honey.

614
00:40:08,782 --> 00:40:11,325
Oh my God, I am so vain.
You know that.

615
00:40:11,451 --> 00:40:13,035
I know.

616
00:40:13,161 --> 00:40:16,538
I have spent so much money
and time on me.

617
00:40:17,540 --> 00:40:18,582
And it looks good.

618
00:40:19,501 --> 00:40:22,836
But I'm just, I'm so superficial.
I am, I'm superficial.

619
00:40:22,962 --> 00:40:25,839
And I have a huge...

620
00:40:27,342 --> 00:40:28,842
...ego.

621
00:40:31,137 --> 00:40:32,137
I know.

622
00:40:36,351 --> 00:40:39,186
But, you know,
I'm gonna look like a mutant.

623
00:40:45,527 --> 00:40:47,778
Who's gonna give a shit about me then?

624
00:40:49,572 --> 00:40:50,739
Me.

625
00:40:50,865 --> 00:40:52,157
In you go.

626
00:40:53,743 --> 00:40:55,702
Get that hot arse in there.

627
00:40:55,829 --> 00:40:59,081
These cobblestones
are the bane of my existence!

628
00:40:59,207 --> 00:41:02,000
How do those Italian bitches do it?

629
00:41:02,127 --> 00:41:04,336
All right, I miss you already.

630
00:41:04,462 --> 00:41:06,296
Miss you already.

631
00:41:44,502 --> 00:41:47,963
All right, my little angels.
Dinner is ready.

632
00:41:48,089 --> 00:41:50,424
- Fish and chips.
- From the chip shop?

633
00:41:50,550 --> 00:41:53,677
No, from the fish shop and the potato shop.

634
00:41:53,803 --> 00:41:54,970
Smells like baked wee.

635
00:41:55,096 --> 00:41:58,891
Uh-huh. Oh, well I'm guessing
you won't want seconds.

636
00:41:59,017 --> 00:42:01,768
- Hello, everyone.
- Oh, hello, Miranda.

637
00:42:02,979 --> 00:42:04,938
Would you like some fish and chips?

638
00:42:05,064 --> 00:42:07,858
- From the chip shop?
- No, they're home-made.

639
00:42:07,984 --> 00:42:10,527
- Boo.
- Boo!

640
00:42:10,653 --> 00:42:12,696
Thank you, everybody.

641
00:42:14,490 --> 00:42:15,866
Did you go shopping?

642
00:42:15,992 --> 00:42:19,995
One of the lovely costume girls
from the show got me a discount.

643
00:42:20,121 --> 00:42:23,373
It's for Milly. It's a post-op bra.

644
00:42:25,793 --> 00:42:27,169
Oh, wow.

645
00:42:28,254 --> 00:42:29,838
It has little cutlets.

646
00:42:29,964 --> 00:42:32,716
Just until they say that she's
healthy enough for reconstruction.

647
00:42:32,842 --> 00:42:34,927
Fingers crossed.

648
00:42:37,138 --> 00:42:40,140
- I think I'm gonna pop upstairs.
- Good idea.

649
00:42:40,266 --> 00:42:43,227
All right, you guys. Come on, let's eat.
Come on, sit down.

650
00:42:43,353 --> 00:42:45,270
- Auntie Jess.
- Hmm? Yes?

651
00:42:45,396 --> 00:42:47,105
Is mum dead?

652
00:42:47,982 --> 00:42:49,024
What?

653
00:42:50,860 --> 00:42:55,948
- Is mum dead?
- Honey, no. She's in the hospital.

654
00:42:56,074 --> 00:42:59,701
When Ella's mum died
she got a scooter and a Nintendo.

655
00:42:59,827 --> 00:43:01,995
You want mum to die
so you can get a Nintendo?

656
00:43:02,121 --> 00:43:05,791
I don't think that's what he was saying.
Actually she's coming home tonight.

657
00:43:05,917 --> 00:43:07,793
- Why would you say that?
- He didn't mean it.

658
00:43:07,919 --> 00:43:10,671
- Don't throw things at him!
- Why would he say that!

659
00:43:10,797 --> 00:43:12,339
- Please don't fight.
- You bumhead!

660
00:43:12,465 --> 00:43:14,758
- Honey, I want you to sit down...
- You're a bumhead and I hate you!

661
00:43:14,884 --> 00:43:17,052
- First of all, sit down.
- How about I go to the chip shop?

662
00:43:17,178 --> 00:43:18,053
Yes!

663
00:43:18,179 --> 00:43:21,181
- OK, I will.
- Great.

664
00:43:58,011 --> 00:43:59,845
The surgeon said it...

665
00:44:00,972 --> 00:44:02,764
...it's a great success.

666
00:44:30,376 --> 00:44:32,044
- Could you...?
- Yeah.

667
00:44:49,145 --> 00:44:50,771
I can't...

668
00:44:51,814 --> 00:44:53,565
You don't have to show me.

669
00:44:53,691 --> 00:44:55,734
I want you to see.

670
00:45:00,615 --> 00:45:02,115
OK.

671
00:45:34,107 --> 00:45:35,607
Jesus.

672
00:45:41,447 --> 00:45:42,948
Well...

673
00:45:45,701 --> 00:45:47,828
Come on, Franken-tits.

674
00:45:47,954 --> 00:45:50,455
Let's get you bandaged up.

675
00:46:15,565 --> 00:46:16,565
Here.

676
00:46:21,446 --> 00:46:24,030
Oh... oh.

677
00:46:24,157 --> 00:46:25,699
What do you need?

678
00:46:25,825 --> 00:46:28,076
The... serum.

679
00:46:29,036 --> 00:46:30,787
- What's that?
- The green bottle.

680
00:46:30,913 --> 00:46:33,540
The expensive-looking one.

681
00:46:38,504 --> 00:46:40,338
Bit more, bit more.

682
00:46:40,465 --> 00:46:43,008
No, no. No, up, upward motion.

683
00:46:43,134 --> 00:46:45,260
What am I, a facialist?

684
00:46:46,471 --> 00:46:49,097
- Oh, maybe I am.
- Don't hit me.

685
00:46:49,223 --> 00:46:50,474
Sorry.

686
00:47:00,109 --> 00:47:01,443
Cheers, Jess.

687
00:47:01,569 --> 00:47:03,069
Honey.

688
00:47:04,739 --> 00:47:06,698
You're in good hands.

689
00:47:06,824 --> 00:47:10,035
- Thank you. See you tomorrow.
- Thank you.

690
00:47:11,954 --> 00:47:13,705
Hello.

691
00:47:13,831 --> 00:47:15,790
How is the patient?

692
00:47:15,917 --> 00:47:18,710
These drugs are so good.

693
00:47:20,963 --> 00:47:23,256
Would you mind holding my handbag?

694
00:47:23,382 --> 00:47:24,758
Oh, don't.

695
00:47:24,884 --> 00:47:27,802
God. Stop it.

696
00:47:30,556 --> 00:47:32,057
Open wide.

697
00:47:32,183 --> 00:47:34,309
I always wanted to say that to you.

698
00:47:37,688 --> 00:47:39,689
- Cheese.
- Cheese.

699
00:47:45,363 --> 00:47:47,280
I think you've got too many teeth.

700
00:47:49,116 --> 00:47:51,868
I think you do.
How many teeth do you have?

701
00:48:19,438 --> 00:48:21,523
Jess, you should tell her.

702
00:48:22,525 --> 00:48:24,234
I know, I'm sorry.

703
00:48:24,360 --> 00:48:27,112
I just don't wanna rub it in
that my life is great right now.

704
00:48:27,238 --> 00:48:29,239
She'll resent you more
if you don't tell her.

705
00:48:31,450 --> 00:48:32,534
I'm telling Kit.

706
00:48:32,660 --> 00:48:35,412
- It's my news, too.
- Jay!

707
00:48:35,538 --> 00:48:38,331
Please, let me tell her in my own time.

708
00:48:38,457 --> 00:48:39,457
Fine, I won't.

709
00:48:39,542 --> 00:48:42,085
And I'm not gonna enjoy
this bottle of beer either.

710
00:48:42,211 --> 00:48:45,922
I wish it was a bottle of glue
and it would keep your lips shut.

711
00:48:46,048 --> 00:48:47,924
Oh, that was horrible.

712
00:48:48,050 --> 00:48:50,677
- I hate you right now.
- Yeah, I know you do.

713
00:48:50,803 --> 00:48:53,763
I'm raging with hormones.
I wanna rip your face off.

714
00:48:53,889 --> 00:48:55,473
Why don't you kiss my face off?

715
00:48:55,600 --> 00:48:58,685
- Right, we gotta go. Come on.
- Oh, wow.

716
00:48:58,811 --> 00:49:01,396
- Got everything?
- Breast pump. Yes, please.

717
00:49:04,317 --> 00:49:06,067
It doesn't make them bigger.

718
00:49:06,193 --> 00:49:07,235
Oh.

719
00:49:09,488 --> 00:49:11,239
Here, do you want a hand?

720
00:49:34,388 --> 00:49:36,056
Get your shirt off.

721
00:49:37,642 --> 00:49:39,184
That looks good.

722
00:50:05,836 --> 00:50:07,629
Do you wanna say something?

723
00:50:10,257 --> 00:50:11,257
Well...

724
00:50:12,468 --> 00:50:14,177
No, it's not that.

725
00:50:19,350 --> 00:50:20,684
It's nothing...

726
00:50:22,812 --> 00:50:24,688
It's nothing to do with...

727
00:50:25,564 --> 00:50:27,649
Oh, idiot, idiot, idiot.

728
00:50:30,903 --> 00:50:34,906
♪ Fill your head with the ocean

729
00:50:39,161 --> 00:50:44,124
♪ Fill your head with the sea

730
00:50:47,169 --> 00:50:54,801
♪ And dream of being with me

731
00:50:56,721 --> 00:50:59,973
♪ Being with me

732
00:51:02,143 --> 00:51:04,978
♪ With me

733
00:51:06,939 --> 00:51:10,608
♪ With me

734
00:51:11,819 --> 00:51:14,904
♪ With me ♪

735
00:51:33,090 --> 00:51:36,384
- How are the breasts?
- Excuse me?

736
00:51:38,053 --> 00:51:40,430
Sorry, I just haven't seen them in a while.

737
00:51:40,556 --> 00:51:43,725
Oh, God. Yes. Ace, right?

738
00:51:43,851 --> 00:51:46,644
Ah, wow, you remembered.
I'm special.

739
00:51:46,771 --> 00:51:49,439
I was beginning to think
you show those bad boys to everybody.

740
00:51:49,565 --> 00:51:51,566
I'm not showing them to anyone any more.

741
00:51:52,735 --> 00:51:55,653
That is a very great shame.

742
00:51:55,780 --> 00:51:58,406
I'll say. They're in a bin somewhere.

743
00:52:00,075 --> 00:52:02,202
Mastectomy. Double.

744
00:52:05,664 --> 00:52:07,123
Well...

745
00:52:08,459 --> 00:52:09,459
Wow.

746
00:52:12,963 --> 00:52:15,632
So, you're not working today or...

747
00:52:15,758 --> 00:52:18,176
No. I quit the bar.

748
00:52:18,302 --> 00:52:20,678
- Got a better job.
- Where?

749
00:52:20,805 --> 00:52:22,388
Going up North, to Yorkshire.

750
00:52:22,515 --> 00:52:24,349
- Yorkshire.
- Up in Yorkshire.

751
00:52:24,475 --> 00:52:26,684
I got family up there so...

752
00:52:26,811 --> 00:52:29,979
Yeah, I don't know, should be fun.

753
00:52:30,105 --> 00:52:31,439
I'm a travelling man, I guess.

754
00:52:31,565 --> 00:52:33,441
Yeah, I'll miss you.

755
00:52:36,487 --> 00:52:40,114
Do you wanna get a coffee
that isn't covered in pumpkin shit?

756
00:52:42,535 --> 00:52:45,245
You know what?
I could murder a cold beer.

757
00:52:45,371 --> 00:52:48,081
Yeah. Yeah, let's go get crazy.

758
00:52:48,207 --> 00:52:51,501
You wanna go take a bite out of this world.

759
00:52:52,419 --> 00:52:54,379
What did you get for the...

760
00:52:54,505 --> 00:52:56,464
You celebrate this? Look at...

761
00:52:56,590 --> 00:52:58,049
Oh, yeah!

762
00:52:58,175 --> 00:53:02,136
- You bought this for yourself, didn't you?
- Oh, you know me too well.

763
00:53:02,263 --> 00:53:05,682
Got to go to the little boys' room,
there'll be a surprise.

764
00:53:11,522 --> 00:53:14,941
Come here,
I got a special micro-brewery to show you.

765
00:53:16,402 --> 00:53:20,154
♪ It will give us both
something to find

766
00:53:24,660 --> 00:53:27,078
♪ What I find today

767
00:53:27,204 --> 00:53:31,457
♪ I always keep those yesterdays
in mind

768
00:53:35,379 --> 00:53:42,218
♪ All I wanted

769
00:53:45,723 --> 00:53:52,896
♪ Is to be wanted ♪

770
00:53:57,776 --> 00:53:59,986
Can't you do something
that doesn't involve

771
00:54:00,112 --> 00:54:02,906
being out at sea
for weeks and months at a time

772
00:54:03,032 --> 00:54:04,908
during force twenty force gale winds?

773
00:54:05,034 --> 00:54:06,701
Not for that kind of money.

774
00:54:06,827 --> 00:54:08,578
I could sell my kidneys,

775
00:54:08,704 --> 00:54:10,997
then we could buy a car

776
00:54:11,123 --> 00:54:13,750
and a whole new drawer to put the baby in.

777
00:54:17,129 --> 00:54:19,756
You've already put your name
on the roster?

778
00:54:23,928 --> 00:54:25,470
When do you go?

779
00:54:26,931 --> 00:54:29,557
I dunno. Depends on the weather.

780
00:54:30,893 --> 00:54:34,312
They'll wait till it gets really,
really bad.

781
00:54:52,039 --> 00:54:53,456
Shit!

782
00:54:54,959 --> 00:54:58,586
- About time, Milly.
- What? I e-mailed you.

783
00:55:00,005 --> 00:55:02,757
Jesus, who cares if I'm a few minutes late?

784
00:55:02,883 --> 00:55:05,051
Er... everyone.

785
00:55:05,177 --> 00:55:06,928
Surprise!

786
00:55:09,598 --> 00:55:11,766
Happy Birthday.

787
00:55:12,851 --> 00:55:14,852
There was this King, King George,

788
00:55:14,979 --> 00:55:18,398
and he liked things big
and he liked things round.

789
00:55:21,235 --> 00:55:24,362
Just so you know,
I had no knowledge of this party.

790
00:55:24,488 --> 00:55:26,864
Kit did it all on his own.
Which is very nice but...

791
00:55:26,991 --> 00:55:28,951
Don't be mad at me
because I didn't know anything.

792
00:55:28,993 --> 00:55:31,202
I've got some good ones.
I've got some good ones.

793
00:55:31,328 --> 00:55:38,042
This is when they went to Ibiza and you...
well, you both went missing for two weeks.

794
00:55:38,168 --> 00:55:40,378
That was before cell phones.

795
00:55:40,504 --> 00:55:43,423
And this was when you went away
and birthday girl...

796
00:55:43,549 --> 00:55:47,427
That was right after Milly ate
organic mushrooms.

797
00:55:47,553 --> 00:55:50,221
OK! Now that's enough of that.

798
00:55:50,347 --> 00:55:52,140
- Speech!
- No, no, no.

799
00:55:52,266 --> 00:55:54,142
Speech! Let's hear how interesting you are.

800
00:55:54,268 --> 00:55:57,437
- So thank you all for coming tonight.
- Free booze!

801
00:55:58,772 --> 00:56:01,649
Firstly, can I just make it clear
that this is not my 40th.

802
00:56:01,775 --> 00:56:05,820
So thank you for the lavish party
but not quite the big 4-0 just yet.

803
00:56:05,946 --> 00:56:07,113
Thank you, Kira.

804
00:56:07,239 --> 00:56:10,074
I know everyone's enjoying
eating this expensive meal

805
00:56:10,200 --> 00:56:12,118
and sucking on these chocolate balls

806
00:56:12,244 --> 00:56:15,288
whilst looking at my wig
and looking for tit scars.

807
00:56:15,414 --> 00:56:16,831
No.

808
00:56:16,957 --> 00:56:18,833
Er... and what else? Hm...

809
00:56:18,959 --> 00:56:19,959
Oh, yeah.

810
00:56:20,044 --> 00:56:22,336
I'm not dead yet so let's drink to that!

811
00:56:22,463 --> 00:56:24,547
Not dead!

812
00:56:27,217 --> 00:56:28,718
What?

813
00:56:28,844 --> 00:56:32,889
- What made you think I would want this?
- I don't know what you want.

814
00:56:33,015 --> 00:56:35,224
- No, come on.
- Don't you dare!

815
00:56:38,270 --> 00:56:40,605
I hope that's not the end
of the free bar.

816
00:56:43,442 --> 00:56:46,110
Don't follow me
like an old Battersea dog.

817
00:56:47,112 --> 00:56:49,280
Excuse me.
You've had enough of that.

818
00:56:52,451 --> 00:56:54,368
What? You spent most of your 20's

819
00:56:54,495 --> 00:56:56,454
face down
in a vat-full of Jack Daniels.

820
00:56:56,580 --> 00:56:58,247
Yeah, then I grew up.

821
00:56:59,541 --> 00:57:01,584
Milly, get back in the party.

822
00:57:01,710 --> 00:57:03,961
- No, it's a shit party!
- I'm enjoying myself.

823
00:57:04,088 --> 00:57:06,714
Oh, well that's good, that's important.
Because it's your night, isn't it?

824
00:57:06,840 --> 00:57:09,050
It's a bit of limelight
for the heroic spouse.

825
00:57:09,176 --> 00:57:10,968
That's why I booked
your favourite restaurant

826
00:57:11,095 --> 00:57:13,805
and paid for your inbred cousins
to come all the way up here!

827
00:57:13,931 --> 00:57:16,291
I'll reimburse you the 47.50 petrol money
for the campervan.

828
00:57:16,350 --> 00:57:20,353
You have no clue how long it took me
to organise people that you care about

829
00:57:20,479 --> 00:57:22,188
to come all the way down here.
No clue!

830
00:57:22,314 --> 00:57:24,107
Well done you.

831
00:57:24,233 --> 00:57:27,819
Now you've got your database
for when you arrange my funeral.

832
00:57:30,823 --> 00:57:31,989
Wait!

833
00:57:33,992 --> 00:57:36,160
- Are you OK?
- No!

834
00:57:39,248 --> 00:57:40,748
Fuck, I don't know
how you put up with it.

835
00:57:40,874 --> 00:57:42,792
- Get off!
- Whoa, whoa...

836
00:57:45,587 --> 00:57:47,088
I'm sorry.

837
00:57:49,800 --> 00:57:51,259
I'm sorry.

838
00:57:53,720 --> 00:57:55,346
It's getting too much.

839
00:57:58,225 --> 00:58:01,018
- She's the mother of my kids.
- It's all right.

840
00:58:01,145 --> 00:58:03,563
Come on inside. Come on, Kit.

841
00:58:07,359 --> 00:58:10,027
Has he not lived with me
for the last ten years?

842
00:58:10,154 --> 00:58:13,322
I just wanted to spend the evening
with the four of us.

843
00:58:13,448 --> 00:58:16,117
If another person looks at me
with sad eyes and says,

844
00:58:16,243 --> 00:58:17,994
"Oh, you look so well, Milly,"

845
00:58:18,120 --> 00:58:20,538
I am going to projectile vomit!

846
00:58:25,335 --> 00:58:26,752
Was I awful?

847
00:58:30,465 --> 00:58:33,593
No, driver, just go straight. Straight.

848
00:58:33,719 --> 00:58:37,013
- Wait, this isn't the way home.
- We're not going home.

849
00:58:37,139 --> 00:58:39,640
Can you take us here, please?

850
00:58:39,766 --> 00:58:41,058
Hey, mind the...

851
00:58:41,185 --> 00:58:42,393
It's too far.

852
00:58:42,519 --> 00:58:44,896
No, no, no, no,
you don't understand.

853
00:58:45,022 --> 00:58:49,233
I have a very healthy credit card
and I am a massive tipper.

854
00:58:49,359 --> 00:58:50,401
- OK.
- Whoo!

855
00:58:50,527 --> 00:58:53,946
Let me see that.
Let me see your phone.

856
00:58:54,072 --> 00:58:56,157
This is 250 miles away.

857
00:58:56,283 --> 00:58:58,784
You know what?
Sir, you can just drop me off right here.

858
00:58:58,911 --> 00:59:00,271
Driver, do not stop. Keep driving.

859
00:59:00,370 --> 00:59:02,955
Jess, Jess, Jess,
think of it as an adventure.

860
00:59:03,081 --> 00:59:04,999
We'll find a little place
just for the two of us to stay

861
00:59:05,125 --> 00:59:07,168
and we can have crumpets by the fire.

862
00:59:07,294 --> 00:59:10,588
Come on, it's my birthday.

863
00:59:12,382 --> 00:59:13,883
Look, I'll make you a deal.

864
00:59:14,009 --> 00:59:15,468
I will get you some clean clothes.

865
00:59:15,594 --> 00:59:16,594
Some nice clean underwear

866
00:59:16,637 --> 00:59:18,804
because I know how fond you are
of crusty gussets.

867
00:59:18,931 --> 00:59:21,599
Why do you suck me
into this shit?

868
00:59:21,725 --> 00:59:23,976
Yeah, turn right here.
There's a little shop here.

869
00:59:24,102 --> 00:59:25,478
All right, I'm going in.

870
00:59:25,604 --> 00:59:30,107
Some new knickers coming right up.
I'll be back.

871
00:59:30,234 --> 00:59:33,110
Watch yourself
going across the street, please.

872
00:59:37,658 --> 00:59:39,992
Jay, I know it's mental

873
00:59:40,118 --> 00:59:44,872
but she's always wanted to see the moors.
"Wuthering Heights".

874
00:59:44,998 --> 00:59:46,832
What is she? Kate frickin' Bush?

875
00:59:46,959 --> 00:59:48,626
'Where are you staying?'

876
00:59:48,752 --> 00:59:50,336
'God, I've no idea.'

877
00:59:50,462 --> 00:59:52,713
I can't take much more of this.

878
00:59:52,839 --> 00:59:54,715
Well, I'll tell her about the baby.

879
00:59:54,841 --> 00:59:56,759
Well, that makes it all right, then.

880
00:59:56,885 --> 01:00:00,638
Jess, you don't have to indulge
her every bonkers whim, you know.

881
01:00:00,764 --> 01:00:02,807
Try saying no to someone with cancer.

882
01:00:02,933 --> 01:00:06,143
'She hasn't got cancer any more.'
Now you're the expert.

883
01:00:06,270 --> 01:00:07,603
I'll call you later.

884
01:00:12,401 --> 01:00:15,653
You know, my wife, she had it.

885
01:00:18,031 --> 01:00:20,283
I wish we had done something like this.

886
01:00:20,409 --> 01:00:22,493
It's good what you do for your friend.

887
01:00:22,619 --> 01:00:25,162
Do I know how to shop.
Shove over, come on, quick.

888
01:00:25,289 --> 01:00:28,749
Ah, that was so much fun!
It made me feel so good!

889
01:00:28,875 --> 01:00:30,751
You smell like a brewery.

890
01:00:30,877 --> 01:00:33,462
You know what, I got us some vodka.
Let's have a drink!

891
01:00:33,588 --> 01:00:34,463
What?

892
01:00:34,589 --> 01:00:38,301
All right, now listen. I've got us
matching boots for our hearty hike...

893
01:00:38,427 --> 01:00:41,012
- ...up in the moors.
- Oh, good, you got hats, too.

894
01:00:41,138 --> 01:00:42,805
Say hello Big Ben.

895
01:00:42,931 --> 01:00:43,973
Did you get pyjamas?

896
01:00:44,099 --> 01:00:47,518
Yes, I got some tantalising,
titillating titbits for you.

897
01:00:48,812 --> 01:00:50,730
- Oh! Oh!
- Turn it up!

898
01:00:50,856 --> 01:00:55,776
♪ Oh life, it's bigger

899
01:00:57,195 --> 01:00:59,196
♪ It's bigger than you

900
01:00:59,323 --> 01:01:01,782
♪ And you are not me...

901
01:01:02,659 --> 01:01:06,203
We're getting out of London!

902
01:01:08,415 --> 01:01:11,625
We're going to the moors!

903
01:01:18,216 --> 01:01:19,550
Excuse me.

904
01:01:19,676 --> 01:01:22,511
- What's your name?
- Achmed.

905
01:01:22,637 --> 01:01:24,347
Achmed.

906
01:01:26,350 --> 01:01:29,185
♪ That's me in the spotlight

907
01:01:29,311 --> 01:01:32,146
♪ Losing my religion...

908
01:01:34,483 --> 01:01:35,608
- Haworth!
- Oh, shit, there's Haworth!

909
01:01:35,734 --> 01:01:39,779
Oh, my God.
There they are, the moors!

910
01:01:39,905 --> 01:01:41,697
There's the sheep!

911
01:01:44,159 --> 01:01:47,953
- Stop, stop! Here we are!
- Achmed, stop. Let us out.

912
01:01:48,080 --> 01:01:49,914
- Let us out.
- OK.

913
01:01:54,586 --> 01:01:56,796
"My Heathcliff.

914
01:01:56,922 --> 01:02:00,007
"Oh, God, it is unutterable.

915
01:02:00,884 --> 01:02:05,805
"I cannot live without my life.
I cannot live without my soul."

916
01:02:07,140 --> 01:02:08,265
I can't believe we're here.

917
01:02:08,392 --> 01:02:12,228
I can't believe we're here!
Wait, I need one, too.

918
01:02:15,273 --> 01:02:17,566
♪ That was just a dream

919
01:02:17,692 --> 01:02:20,027
♪ That's me in the corner

920
01:02:21,446 --> 01:02:24,824
♪ That's me in the spotlight

921
01:02:24,950 --> 01:02:27,952
♪ Losing my religion

922
01:02:28,995 --> 01:02:33,207
♪ Trying to keep up with you

923
01:02:33,333 --> 01:02:37,086
♪ And I don't know if I can do it

924
01:02:38,713 --> 01:02:43,217
♪ Oh no, I've said too much

925
01:02:43,343 --> 01:02:46,929
♪ I haven't said enough

926
01:02:47,055 --> 01:02:49,849
♪ I thought that I heard you laughing...

927
01:02:49,975 --> 01:02:54,937
- Achmed! Come and dance. Come on.
- No, no, no. I don't dance.

928
01:02:56,773 --> 01:03:02,027
♪ I think I thought I saw you try

929
01:03:05,740 --> 01:03:07,616
♪ But that was just a dream ♪

930
01:03:09,661 --> 01:03:14,999
- Thank you, Achmed, you're a saint.
- Achmed! You are one sexy dancer!

931
01:03:15,125 --> 01:03:18,627
- Take care, huh.
- Drive safely!

932
01:03:19,838 --> 01:03:21,922
You've got the Emily suite.

933
01:03:22,048 --> 01:03:24,341
Top floor, view of the moors,

934
01:03:24,468 --> 01:03:26,677
four-poster and gas effect fire.

935
01:03:26,803 --> 01:03:28,721
Ooh!

936
01:03:28,847 --> 01:03:30,514
And you've got the Branwell room.

937
01:03:30,640 --> 01:03:33,225
Ground floor, shared toilet.

938
01:03:33,351 --> 01:03:34,935
Ooh.

939
01:03:35,061 --> 01:03:37,438
Can I go back to bed now?

940
01:03:37,564 --> 01:03:39,899
Yes. Let's all go to bed.

941
01:03:40,025 --> 01:03:42,151
- I mean, not together.
- Clearly.

942
01:03:42,277 --> 01:03:43,777
Thank you.

943
01:03:45,947 --> 01:03:49,325
You just scored the best pyjamas
I've ever worn in my life.

944
01:03:52,871 --> 01:03:54,371
Oh, God.

945
01:03:55,290 --> 01:03:57,541
Oh, God, I am so exhausted.

946
01:03:58,752 --> 01:04:01,378
- Why can't I stay here?
- I need to get some sleep.

947
01:04:01,505 --> 01:04:06,050
No. You have to sleep in the
Branwell suite. I've paid for it.

948
01:04:06,176 --> 01:04:08,761
Which one was Branwell again?

949
01:04:08,887 --> 01:04:13,182
The big-nosed unsuccessful alcoholic
Brontë brother.

950
01:04:14,684 --> 01:04:16,393
What a catch.

951
01:04:24,277 --> 01:04:28,364
Milly... I have to tell you something.

952
01:05:02,566 --> 01:05:04,733
Yes, hello, I'm sorry to bother you...

953
01:05:14,202 --> 01:05:16,662
You ordered something hot?

954
01:05:19,457 --> 01:05:21,667
Oh, there's a little puddy cat.

955
01:05:21,793 --> 01:05:24,003
I like your new job.

956
01:05:26,256 --> 01:05:28,132
Welcome to Yorkshire.

957
01:05:37,183 --> 01:05:39,101
I can't do it with him watching.

958
01:05:43,481 --> 01:05:45,024
Kevin.

959
01:05:45,150 --> 01:05:48,652
Go, down. Go to sleep.

960
01:05:48,778 --> 01:05:50,112
Good boy.

961
01:05:50,238 --> 01:05:51,780
Do you see that?

962
01:05:59,080 --> 01:06:02,458
Wait, wait, wait, what's wrong?

963
01:06:02,584 --> 01:06:04,835
- What's the matter?
- Er...

964
01:06:08,381 --> 01:06:11,717
Please say you're not doing this
because you feel sorry for me.

965
01:06:13,178 --> 01:06:15,971
Or because you're into amputees.

966
01:06:19,434 --> 01:06:23,187
For me, the ultimate turn-on would be
if you had no limbs at all.

967
01:06:26,191 --> 01:06:28,192
Mmm... OK, wow.

968
01:06:28,318 --> 01:06:31,070
Throw you in a bag,
get your little nubs in there.

969
01:06:31,196 --> 01:06:33,196
Pull you out
when I just wanna have my way with you

970
01:06:33,281 --> 01:06:34,531
and then just stick it back in.

971
01:06:34,658 --> 01:06:36,700
Yeah, I don't know, I could do that.

972
01:06:36,826 --> 01:06:38,911
Are you kidding me? Come on.

973
01:06:45,001 --> 01:06:47,378
You're fucking sexy.

974
01:06:47,504 --> 01:06:49,505
Simple as that.

975
01:06:51,091 --> 01:06:53,008
Ssh, ssh.

976
01:06:53,134 --> 01:06:55,135
You're gonna wake my nan.

977
01:06:55,261 --> 01:06:58,847
And she hasn't been up this late
since the Coronation.

978
01:07:02,644 --> 01:07:04,770
Now close your eyes.

979
01:07:06,356 --> 01:07:08,190
Close your eyes.

980
01:07:11,111 --> 01:07:12,945
- Are they closed?
- Mm-hmm.

981
01:07:16,658 --> 01:07:19,201
Hey, and your scars are beautiful.

982
01:07:24,749 --> 01:07:27,334
I wanna do stuff to you.

983
01:07:38,430 --> 01:07:41,849
I'll have the full English breakfast
with tea and porridge.

984
01:07:41,975 --> 01:07:43,726
Someone's hungry.

985
01:07:43,852 --> 01:07:46,729
- I'll have the toast with butter, too, please.
- Mmm.

986
01:08:33,735 --> 01:08:35,235
Shit.

987
01:09:14,526 --> 01:09:15,651
Jess.

988
01:09:24,702 --> 01:09:27,955
I had to see him. It was incredible, Jess.

989
01:09:28,081 --> 01:09:30,833
He thinks I'm sexy
even without hair and boobs.

990
01:09:32,001 --> 01:09:34,044
I mean, you've done
some crazy shit in the past,

991
01:09:34,170 --> 01:09:35,462
but this one takes the biscuit.

992
01:09:37,006 --> 01:09:39,550
You've got a husband.
Or did that slip your mind?

993
01:09:39,676 --> 01:09:42,803
Kit can't look at me,
let alone have sex with me.

994
01:09:42,929 --> 01:09:45,305
Then this is the perfect solution.

995
01:09:47,642 --> 01:09:50,894
Do you know how it felt
to be touched again?

996
01:09:51,020 --> 01:09:53,814
- Don't ask for my approval.
- Oh, I won't.

997
01:09:53,940 --> 01:09:57,734
This could blow your family apart.
Or have you not stopped to think about that?

998
01:09:57,861 --> 01:10:00,070
What do you know about
holding a family together?

999
01:10:00,196 --> 01:10:02,281
Try coping with two kids,

1000
01:10:02,407 --> 01:10:05,450
when always at the back of your mind
it's there.

1001
01:10:05,577 --> 01:10:08,829
- The fear.
- Oh, don't get all profound on me.

1002
01:10:08,955 --> 01:10:12,332
I don't know if you've noticed,
but I have this annoying little disease.

1003
01:10:12,458 --> 01:10:14,042
Noticed?

1004
01:10:15,086 --> 01:10:17,754
You're a frickin' cancer bully.

1005
01:10:17,881 --> 01:10:21,258
You bully everyone around you
while we all try to deal with your life

1006
01:10:21,384 --> 01:10:23,051
and take care of your crap.

1007
01:10:23,177 --> 01:10:25,554
You're acting like a slutty teenager.

1008
01:10:25,680 --> 01:10:27,681
I'm sorry, I didn't realise
you wanted a medal.

1009
01:10:27,807 --> 01:10:31,226
You're so selfish.
I don't wanna be near you.

1010
01:10:31,352 --> 01:10:34,646
All right, have fun. Off you go,
back to your cosy little houseboat

1011
01:10:34,772 --> 01:10:35,772
where all you have to worry about

1012
01:10:35,899 --> 01:10:39,192
is bringing in your tiny orange cushions
when it rains.

1013
01:10:49,287 --> 01:10:51,788
Oh, my God, Jess, I can't...

1014
01:10:57,462 --> 01:11:00,714
You were there
when I pissed on the Predictor stick.

1015
01:11:00,840 --> 01:11:04,426
You were there
when both my babies were born.

1016
01:11:04,552 --> 01:11:09,139
You didn't tell me because you think
it's just another thing I might not see, right?

1017
01:11:09,265 --> 01:11:12,809
Because I'm never gonna meet that person.
Just say it.

1018
01:11:14,395 --> 01:11:17,105
- I wanna go home.
- You wanna go home now?

1019
01:11:17,231 --> 01:11:20,651
That's funny because for a minute I thought
you were gonna stay here and live in his attic!

1020
01:11:20,777 --> 01:11:23,946
I came here because it might
be my last chance

1021
01:11:24,072 --> 01:11:26,448
to be seen for who I really am!

1022
01:11:26,574 --> 01:11:28,492
- Was.
- No.

1023
01:11:28,618 --> 01:11:35,457
You came here and made me drive 250 miles
so that you could get laid by a barman!

1024
01:11:41,506 --> 01:11:44,341
Oh, man, I'm not falling for it any more.

1025
01:11:45,677 --> 01:11:48,053
- Just make your own way home.
- I will.

1026
01:11:48,179 --> 01:11:51,556
Yeah. By the way, fix your wig,
it looks like shit.

1027
01:12:13,371 --> 01:12:14,830
Oh, my God.

1028
01:12:36,394 --> 01:12:38,603
♪ I'll decide

1029
01:12:41,024 --> 01:12:44,526
♪ You don't know this time

1030
01:12:46,446 --> 01:12:49,364
♪ To turn away

1031
01:12:51,451 --> 01:12:54,828
♪ Leave it all behind

1032
01:12:57,165 --> 01:13:00,083
♪ So we climb

1033
01:13:01,127 --> 01:13:04,671
♪ So we're all told the line ♪

1034
01:13:06,924 --> 01:13:11,178
- Jess, it's me ringing for the hundredth time.
- Jay!

1035
01:13:12,263 --> 01:13:13,346
Hey, baby.

1036
01:13:17,685 --> 01:13:19,686
- Hey, what's wrong?
- Ow!

1037
01:13:19,812 --> 01:13:22,773
- You all right?
- Er... I-I-I got hurt.

1038
01:13:24,150 --> 01:13:26,818
- How? What's the matter?
- Honey, I'm so sorry.

1039
01:13:26,944 --> 01:13:29,154
I was telling them, "I've gotta
get rid of these for Christmas.

1040
01:13:29,280 --> 01:13:30,947
"So I'll give the customers 10% off..."

1041
01:13:31,074 --> 01:13:34,326
- Mummy. Where did you go?
- Mummy!

1042
01:13:35,828 --> 01:13:37,913
OK, back to your homework.

1043
01:13:38,039 --> 01:13:39,956
It's a minor abruption of the placenta.

1044
01:13:40,083 --> 01:13:42,417
But I want to see you next week, OK?

1045
01:13:50,635 --> 01:13:53,220
Thank you for my coconut bird-feeder.

1046
01:13:55,348 --> 01:13:57,182
What did Milly get you?

1047
01:14:17,995 --> 01:14:19,996
OK, passport?

1048
01:14:20,123 --> 01:14:22,207
Ticket?

1049
01:14:23,251 --> 01:14:24,751
Picture of me?

1050
01:14:39,934 --> 01:14:42,352
- Happy New Year.
- Happy New Year.

1051
01:14:44,730 --> 01:14:46,565
No more dramas, all right?

1052
01:14:47,859 --> 01:14:49,317
I promise.

1053
01:14:56,033 --> 01:14:59,369
This one's you, Mum.
I'm gonna give you some new bosoms.

1054
01:14:59,495 --> 01:15:01,663
- Oh, a bit bigger, please.
- Mum!

1055
01:15:01,789 --> 01:15:04,958
When I get mine,
they're going to be perfect.

1056
01:15:05,084 --> 01:15:06,543
Any news on that?

1057
01:15:10,298 --> 01:15:13,800
- Now I'm gonna make one of Jess.
- I don't think there's enough cookie dough.

1058
01:15:13,926 --> 01:15:16,207
- Is she coming tonight?
- Duh, she always comes New Year.

1059
01:15:16,304 --> 01:15:17,762
Kids, I think mummy's got
a bit of a headache.

1060
01:15:17,889 --> 01:15:19,055
No, I don't!

1061
01:15:19,182 --> 01:15:21,016
Sweetie, it's just family tonight.

1062
01:15:21,142 --> 01:15:23,643
But I want to tell her
about my dance prize.

1063
01:15:23,769 --> 01:15:26,062
Can I call her?

1064
01:15:31,694 --> 01:15:33,862
Mum, where's Jess's number gone?

1065
01:15:41,579 --> 01:15:42,579
Miranda.

1066
01:15:42,622 --> 01:15:44,706
I've brought you some rosehip tea.

1067
01:15:44,832 --> 01:15:45,832
Thank you.

1068
01:15:46,959 --> 01:15:48,627
Have a seat.

1069
01:15:50,796 --> 01:15:53,506
Is everything all right down there,
you poor thing?

1070
01:15:53,633 --> 01:15:57,802
- Yeah, I had some problems.
- Oh, sorry. Does Milly know?

1071
01:16:00,389 --> 01:16:01,973
She won't talk to me.

1072
01:16:03,643 --> 01:16:05,435
Everything I do is wrong.

1073
01:16:05,561 --> 01:16:07,979
Well, that's just the way she is.

1074
01:16:08,105 --> 01:16:12,108
Perhaps she's punishing me for not
being the kind of mother she needed.

1075
01:16:13,402 --> 01:16:16,363
Feel free to contradict me.

1076
01:16:16,489 --> 01:16:17,989
I wasn't really there, was I?

1077
01:16:18,115 --> 01:16:20,492
Flying around the world, never at home.

1078
01:16:20,618 --> 01:16:23,036
Two husbands.
Different boyfriends.

1079
01:16:23,162 --> 01:16:24,287
Selfish.

1080
01:16:24,413 --> 01:16:27,791
- You had an exciting career.
- Yes.

1081
01:16:27,917 --> 01:16:32,921
I can't have any drama in my life right now,
and Milly is drama.

1082
01:16:36,133 --> 01:16:39,636
Please, Jess.
Help her to sort everything out.

1083
01:16:39,762 --> 01:16:43,598
I know she's drama,
but she's our Milly.

1084
01:16:49,563 --> 01:16:51,064
So, Doctor B.

1085
01:16:51,190 --> 01:16:53,942
Can you give me some nice drugs
for these annoying headaches?

1086
01:16:54,068 --> 01:16:55,568
Milly...

1087
01:16:59,240 --> 01:17:00,907
Don't give me that look.

1088
01:17:01,993 --> 01:17:03,493
I know that look.

1089
01:17:03,619 --> 01:17:09,374
The results of your MRI
have confirmed our worst fears.

1090
01:17:22,513 --> 01:17:24,639
I'm terribly sorry.

1091
01:17:28,185 --> 01:17:30,061
How long?

1092
01:17:30,187 --> 01:17:34,524
The cancer has spread to my brain.
It's like right behind my eyes.

1093
01:17:44,952 --> 01:17:46,953
They can't treat it.

1094
01:17:50,291 --> 01:17:53,209
♪ All this time

1095
01:17:53,336 --> 01:17:56,421
♪ I'd never let you go

1096
01:17:56,547 --> 01:17:59,841
♪ And now the same chains
that I kept you in

1097
01:17:59,967 --> 01:18:03,094
♪ They're holding down my soul

1098
01:18:03,220 --> 01:18:06,681
♪ I set you up, I gave you life

1099
01:18:06,807 --> 01:18:09,851
♪ I dragged you out the fire

1100
01:18:09,977 --> 01:18:13,396
♪ And now you knocked me down,
you shut me out

1101
01:18:13,522 --> 01:18:16,566
♪ And I can see it in your eyes

1102
01:18:16,692 --> 01:18:19,694
♪ Somehow you got it in your head

1103
01:18:19,820 --> 01:18:22,739
♪ That you could make it on your own

1104
01:18:23,699 --> 01:18:26,117
♪ You were sheltered, loved and fed

1105
01:18:27,036 --> 01:18:29,412
♪ But you just couldn't leave it alone

1106
01:18:29,538 --> 01:18:32,832
♪ Leave it alone

1107
01:18:32,958 --> 01:18:36,211
♪ Leave it alone

1108
01:18:36,337 --> 01:18:39,089
♪ Leave it alone

1109
01:18:40,216 --> 01:18:43,343
♪ Leave it alone

1110
01:18:43,469 --> 01:18:46,888
♪ Leave it alone

1111
01:18:47,014 --> 01:18:49,682
♪ Leave it alone

1112
01:18:49,809 --> 01:18:53,436
♪ Leave it alone

1113
01:18:53,562 --> 01:18:56,523
♪ Leave it alone

1114
01:18:56,649 --> 01:19:00,485
♪ Well, your heart was here

1115
01:19:00,611 --> 01:19:03,696
♪ Resting on my lap

1116
01:19:03,823 --> 01:19:07,367
♪ And I'd do it all again

1117
01:19:07,493 --> 01:19:10,245
♪ But I'm never coming back

1118
01:19:10,371 --> 01:19:13,832
♪ Well, I know I'm lying

1119
01:19:14,708 --> 01:19:16,918
♪ Lying in the cold

1120
01:19:17,962 --> 01:19:20,755
♪ Yeah, there's snow on the ground
and if I know myself

1121
01:19:20,881 --> 01:19:23,508
♪ I'll be leaving down the road

1122
01:19:23,634 --> 01:19:27,554
♪ I've been all around the world

1123
01:19:27,680 --> 01:19:30,306
♪ But I've got nowhere to go

1124
01:19:31,308 --> 01:19:34,811
♪ I gave into this lonely life

1125
01:19:34,937 --> 01:19:39,482
♪ And you can't change me now,
so leave it alone

1126
01:19:40,860 --> 01:19:43,695
♪ Leave it alone

1127
01:19:43,821 --> 01:19:47,532
♪ Leave it alone

1128
01:19:47,658 --> 01:19:50,577
♪ Leave it alone

1129
01:19:50,703 --> 01:19:53,872
♪ Leave it alone

1130
01:19:53,998 --> 01:19:57,208
♪ Leave it alone ♪

1131
01:19:58,544 --> 01:20:00,670
Toilets are for customers only!

1132
01:20:06,427 --> 01:20:08,261
My God.

1133
01:20:08,387 --> 01:20:10,054
You look so different.

1134
01:20:11,515 --> 01:20:13,141
I am different.

1135
01:20:16,061 --> 01:20:18,104
Oh, Jess, I'm so sorry.

1136
01:20:26,864 --> 01:20:29,115
A cane? Seriously?

1137
01:20:37,541 --> 01:20:40,001
"Metastatic brain tumours."

1138
01:20:40,127 --> 01:20:41,878
The consultant said
he thought he could see some of them

1139
01:20:42,004 --> 01:20:43,796
lurking behind my eyeballs.

1140
01:20:43,923 --> 01:20:45,381
Like oysters.

1141
01:20:45,508 --> 01:20:47,592
Raw, slimy oysters.

1142
01:20:47,718 --> 01:20:49,594
Delicious.

1143
01:20:49,720 --> 01:20:53,598
- I'm legally blind, also.
- Is that why you're wearing those...

1144
01:20:53,724 --> 01:20:55,391
New accessories.

1145
01:20:55,518 --> 01:20:57,936
- How did you even get here?
- I drove.

1146
01:20:58,062 --> 01:20:59,979
Oh, great.

1147
01:21:00,105 --> 01:21:02,148
Mr Magoo. Just like...

1148
01:21:02,274 --> 01:21:06,402
- I'm going so slow it's...
- You do look a little Magoo-ish.

1149
01:21:10,115 --> 01:21:12,200
Why can't they just take the tumour out?

1150
01:21:12,326 --> 01:21:15,495
- They'd have to take my brain out.
- Well, your tits, your brain.

1151
01:21:16,622 --> 01:21:20,333
Seriously, why can't you talk about
radiotherapy or steroids or...

1152
01:21:20,459 --> 01:21:22,418
There's only so much they can do.

1153
01:21:23,712 --> 01:21:25,672
My body's kind of just giving up.

1154
01:21:26,674 --> 01:21:29,008
Well thanks for bringing me back
for the good bits.

1155
01:21:31,512 --> 01:21:32,971
Come here.

1156
01:21:37,726 --> 01:21:41,187
But your hair grew back so pretty.

1157
01:21:43,274 --> 01:21:44,941
What is happening with you?

1158
01:21:45,067 --> 01:21:48,653
- Oh, you know, nothing much to say.
- Oh, no, don't you dare be a martyr.

1159
01:21:50,447 --> 01:21:53,116
You just told me you had brain cancer.

1160
01:21:53,242 --> 01:21:56,995
Excuse me for not bragging about
my double haemorrhoids. Huge.

1161
01:21:57,121 --> 01:22:00,582
I have the arse of a baboon right now.
It's awful.

1162
01:22:00,708 --> 01:22:03,376
They gave me a pillow to sit in.
It looks like a...

1163
01:22:03,502 --> 01:22:04,752
- Doughnut.
- Yeah.

1164
01:22:04,878 --> 01:22:05,878
Familiar.

1165
01:22:06,005 --> 01:22:08,840
Actually things aren't brilliant
with the baby.

1166
01:22:08,966 --> 01:22:10,008
Why, what happened?

1167
01:22:10,134 --> 01:22:13,136
Well, I was running
through the Yorkshire moors

1168
01:22:13,262 --> 01:22:14,887
and I had a fall.

1169
01:22:16,974 --> 01:22:18,016
I'm sorry.

1170
01:22:18,142 --> 01:22:20,226
Not allowed any more shocks.

1171
01:22:20,352 --> 01:22:23,104
Like your best friend just popping in to...

1172
01:22:23,230 --> 01:22:25,857
...let you know she's gonna croak.

1173
01:22:28,861 --> 01:22:30,945
How are things with Kit?

1174
01:22:31,071 --> 01:22:33,323
Things with Kit
are mighty shit.

1175
01:22:36,327 --> 01:22:38,161
Make it right with him.

1176
01:22:45,794 --> 01:22:48,087
'Hey, baby. How you doing?'

1177
01:22:48,213 --> 01:22:49,631
How was the scan today?

1178
01:22:49,757 --> 01:22:52,675
'Guess what? Milly showed up.'

1179
01:22:52,801 --> 01:22:53,801
What, on the scan?

1180
01:22:54,887 --> 01:22:56,638
It's spread.

1181
01:22:57,640 --> 01:22:59,307
She's so sick.

1182
01:22:59,433 --> 01:23:01,351
'Please come home.'

1183
01:23:01,477 --> 01:23:04,145
Hey, sweetheart, it's not long now. OK?

1184
01:23:04,271 --> 01:23:07,523
- 'I miss you.'
- I miss you.

1185
01:23:07,650 --> 01:23:08,775
Show me our bump.

1186
01:23:10,653 --> 01:23:11,778
'That's our baby in there!'

1187
01:23:12,863 --> 01:23:13,863
Oh!

1188
01:23:13,989 --> 01:23:15,323
Jay?

1189
01:23:17,451 --> 01:23:18,785
Jay?

1190
01:23:18,911 --> 01:23:20,703
Damn it.

1191
01:23:33,509 --> 01:23:35,385
I'm on the naughty step.

1192
01:23:37,638 --> 01:23:39,263
Are you ready to talk?

1193
01:23:40,307 --> 01:23:42,141
I'm not a good person.

1194
01:23:43,519 --> 01:23:45,353
I've hurt you and...

1195
01:23:46,772 --> 01:23:48,690
...I have no excuses.

1196
01:23:50,275 --> 01:23:52,443
- Do I know him?
- No.

1197
01:23:53,946 --> 01:23:55,863
And it's done? It's over with?

1198
01:23:55,989 --> 01:23:57,407
Yeah.

1199
01:23:57,533 --> 01:23:59,867
I haven't been able to look you
in the eye since...

1200
01:23:59,993 --> 01:24:01,994
Since you couldn't look at me at all.

1201
01:24:04,331 --> 01:24:06,916
- I needed to be looked at.
- I know.

1202
01:24:07,042 --> 01:24:09,711
Everything changed.
I didn't know how to love you any more.

1203
01:24:10,671 --> 01:24:12,380
God, such an idiot.

1204
01:24:12,506 --> 01:24:15,341
We've wasted time. Our time.

1205
01:24:15,467 --> 01:24:17,009
I don't want to go.

1206
01:24:17,136 --> 01:24:19,846
I don't wanna go without you.
I don't wanna go without me being...

1207
01:24:22,141 --> 01:24:23,433
Get upstairs.

1208
01:24:26,395 --> 01:24:28,521
Get your knickers off and get upstairs.

1209
01:24:28,647 --> 01:24:29,647
Now.

1210
01:24:45,998 --> 01:24:47,957
Is that a girl or a boy?
I can't tell any more.

1211
01:24:48,083 --> 01:24:50,543
- I know.
- People are so androgynous.

1212
01:24:50,669 --> 01:24:53,004
Don't draw a moustache on her.
We like her.

1213
01:24:53,130 --> 01:24:54,714
No, we don't, we hate her.

1214
01:24:54,840 --> 01:24:58,217
She's gotta be way older than me.
She looks about 20. Look.

1215
01:24:58,343 --> 01:24:59,927
The little nipple ring.

1216
01:25:00,053 --> 01:25:04,474
Jess, is it allowed not to have your age
on your gravestone?

1217
01:25:07,978 --> 01:25:11,731
I think you can do whatever you want,
under the circumstances.

1218
01:25:11,857 --> 01:25:15,526
Although I guess there is that
tragic heroine mileage

1219
01:25:15,652 --> 01:25:18,571
you can get out of people
knowing you died so young.

1220
01:25:19,573 --> 01:25:22,366
Although not as young as you said you were.

1221
01:25:22,493 --> 01:25:24,619
It's a tough one.

1222
01:25:26,538 --> 01:25:28,831
I really want there to be a heaven.

1223
01:25:28,957 --> 01:25:30,958
Is that pathetic?

1224
01:25:32,211 --> 01:25:33,628
Not pathetic.

1225
01:25:33,754 --> 01:25:35,922
Hypocritical, maybe.

1226
01:25:36,048 --> 01:25:40,551
I really want there to be
a white-clouds-and-all heaven.

1227
01:25:41,553 --> 01:25:43,179
Think they'd let me in there?

1228
01:25:43,305 --> 01:25:46,891
Not unless they've lowered
the entry requirements.

1229
01:25:48,101 --> 01:25:50,353
I went to see a hospice today.

1230
01:25:52,064 --> 01:25:53,981
A hospice? Why?

1231
01:25:54,942 --> 01:25:58,361
For a luxury spa break. Why do you think?

1232
01:25:58,487 --> 01:25:59,862
No.

1233
01:25:59,988 --> 01:26:03,574
If you go into a hospice,
you'll never come out.

1234
01:26:05,702 --> 01:26:07,620
You get used to it, Jess.

1235
01:26:08,580 --> 01:26:09,664
I have.

1236
01:26:15,504 --> 01:26:19,257
When you were born, my darling,
I lay quietly...

1237
01:26:19,383 --> 01:26:23,177
- After you'd had your 23 stitches.
- Yeah, after that.

1238
01:26:23,303 --> 01:26:27,807
I looked at you and I knew I loved you more
than anything else in the world.

1239
01:26:29,017 --> 01:26:30,560
More than Ben?

1240
01:26:30,686 --> 01:26:34,814
Well, the same as Ben,
though he didn't actually exist at that point.

1241
01:26:36,567 --> 01:26:39,068
I looked at you and I made you a promise.

1242
01:26:39,194 --> 01:26:42,905
I promised that,
no matter what happened,

1243
01:26:43,031 --> 01:26:45,116
I would always look after you.

1244
01:26:47,411 --> 01:26:49,328
But the thing is, my darling...

1245
01:26:50,956 --> 01:26:53,541
...I won't always be
here to look after you.

1246
01:26:53,667 --> 01:26:55,501
Why not?

1247
01:26:57,379 --> 01:26:59,714
Well, mummy isn't getting better any more.

1248
01:26:59,840 --> 01:27:02,216
But I thought that was
what all the chemo was for,

1249
01:27:02,342 --> 01:27:04,927
and all the pills.
I thought it was all making you better.

1250
01:27:05,053 --> 01:27:07,430
They worked for a while, honey. But...

1251
01:27:08,807 --> 01:27:10,766
...they've stopped making me better.

1252
01:27:11,894 --> 01:27:14,770
So, er... you're not going to die, though,
are you?

1253
01:27:16,481 --> 01:27:17,481
No!

1254
01:27:17,608 --> 01:27:18,900
Who's gonna look after us?

1255
01:27:19,026 --> 01:27:21,360
What about when I grow up,
when I need girl things?

1256
01:27:21,486 --> 01:27:23,905
- Daddy will be there.
- Oh, great.

1257
01:27:24,031 --> 01:27:28,451
- Hey, I know about girl things.
- And you'll have Miranda, and Jess too.

1258
01:27:28,577 --> 01:27:30,703
You might not die.

1259
01:27:30,829 --> 01:27:32,496
Oh, my darling.

1260
01:27:32,623 --> 01:27:36,792
You just have to know my spirit
will always be with you.

1261
01:27:36,919 --> 01:27:39,754
What are you talking about?
What does that even mean?

1262
01:27:51,808 --> 01:27:56,187
- Did I do it right, Mum?
- That's very good folding, sweetheart.

1263
01:28:06,490 --> 01:28:08,991
You can't go to the hospice, you bumhead!

1264
01:28:11,411 --> 01:28:16,582
♪ What we take with us
is love, love, love

1265
01:28:17,751 --> 01:28:21,128
♪ We take the good
and that's good enough ♪

1266
01:28:21,254 --> 01:28:22,672
How is she?

1267
01:28:23,799 --> 01:28:25,716
She's a bit out of it on morphine.

1268
01:28:27,094 --> 01:28:29,136
How are the kids?

1269
01:28:30,555 --> 01:28:32,848
Ben told his teacher to "F" off.

1270
01:28:34,017 --> 01:28:36,352
And Milly let Scarlett
have her ears pierced.

1271
01:28:39,231 --> 01:28:42,733
Will you help Kit
take the kids to New York for Christmas?

1272
01:28:42,859 --> 01:28:44,360
God save me.

1273
01:28:44,486 --> 01:28:47,363
The ride from the airport is just sad.

1274
01:28:47,489 --> 01:28:49,073
This is beautiful.

1275
01:28:49,199 --> 01:28:52,034
People sit around in cafes
criticising everything.

1276
01:28:52,160 --> 01:28:54,412
- How are you?
- Well, not thrilled.

1277
01:28:54,538 --> 01:28:56,706
And I can't get any herbal tea here.

1278
01:28:56,832 --> 01:28:58,541
- Give us five, Mum.
- Sure.

1279
01:28:58,667 --> 01:29:01,002
I'm gonna go and get a cuppa.

1280
01:29:02,004 --> 01:29:03,879
- See you in a bit.
- Yes.

1281
01:29:06,758 --> 01:29:09,343
God bless her, Jess, she doesn't shut up.

1282
01:29:11,388 --> 01:29:13,222
Oh, pass me that box.

1283
01:29:13,348 --> 01:29:14,390
I have something for you.

1284
01:29:21,189 --> 01:29:23,649
I can't help but notice that,
since you've been pregnant,

1285
01:29:23,775 --> 01:29:27,278
you've been rather overdosing
on the Birkenstocks.

1286
01:29:27,404 --> 01:29:31,032
Well, they're comfortable
and completely on trend.

1287
01:29:31,158 --> 01:29:34,285
No, Jess, they're not.
They're revolting.

1288
01:29:36,204 --> 01:29:37,371
So I have these for you.

1289
01:29:41,626 --> 01:29:43,127
Oh, my God.

1290
01:29:47,257 --> 01:29:50,676
Unworn. They're a touch
too showy for this place.

1291
01:29:58,143 --> 01:30:00,227
Wow, you're really going, aren't you?

1292
01:30:00,353 --> 01:30:03,064
Why else would I be giving you
my best pair of shoes?

1293
01:30:07,944 --> 01:30:09,737
I'm holding on.

1294
01:30:14,493 --> 01:30:15,534
Good.

1295
01:30:17,496 --> 01:30:19,580
Please don't let the kids forget me.

1296
01:30:21,166 --> 01:30:23,459
Tell them all the things we did.

1297
01:30:24,711 --> 01:30:26,629
You're my expert witness.

1298
01:30:26,755 --> 01:30:29,298
Even the time you punched out
the police officer

1299
01:30:29,424 --> 01:30:30,591
and then threw up in a bin?

1300
01:30:30,717 --> 01:30:34,095
Well... edit the student years.

1301
01:30:35,388 --> 01:30:36,972
OK.

1302
01:30:37,099 --> 01:30:40,101
Never stop telling them I loved them.

1303
01:30:46,108 --> 01:30:48,234
All right, put them on.

1304
01:30:52,614 --> 01:30:54,281
Oh, yeah.

1305
01:30:55,492 --> 01:30:57,243
Oh, yeah. These feel right.

1306
01:30:57,369 --> 01:30:59,703
What are these, a good seven inches?

1307
01:30:59,830 --> 01:31:02,998
- Just what every girl needs.
- That's what she said.

1308
01:31:08,880 --> 01:31:12,133
Not so bad.

1309
01:31:14,719 --> 01:31:17,221
Will you always think of me
when you wear the shoes?

1310
01:31:18,723 --> 01:31:20,015
Both times.

1311
01:31:22,435 --> 01:31:26,272
- Jago likes my Birkenstocks, PS.
- You are kidding yourself.

1312
01:31:38,243 --> 01:31:39,660
Oh!

1313
01:31:44,624 --> 01:31:46,041
- 'Hello.'
- Jay!

1314
01:31:46,168 --> 01:31:48,836
'This is Jago.
I can't come to the phone right now.

1315
01:31:48,962 --> 01:31:51,839
'I'm either sleeping or drilling.'

1316
01:31:53,300 --> 01:31:55,467
I think the baby's coming early.

1317
01:31:55,594 --> 01:31:57,887
Come home.
Please come home!

1318
01:31:58,013 --> 01:31:59,054
Oh, God.

1319
01:32:20,535 --> 01:32:22,953
Pick up, pick up.
Pick up.

1320
01:32:35,842 --> 01:32:37,009
- Pick up.
- 'Hello?'

1321
01:32:37,135 --> 01:32:38,636
Ah!

1322
01:32:38,762 --> 01:32:40,095
The baby's coming.

1323
01:32:40,222 --> 01:32:41,931
Oh!

1324
01:32:42,057 --> 01:32:43,057
Jessie...

1325
01:32:43,183 --> 01:32:44,725
Mills, help.

1326
01:32:44,851 --> 01:32:46,518
Oh, no. I'll be there, I'll be there.

1327
01:32:46,645 --> 01:32:48,145
Don't panic, I'm coming.

1328
01:32:50,565 --> 01:32:52,149
Get my shoes.

1329
01:32:52,275 --> 01:32:55,152
The baby's coming.
I have to go... now.

1330
01:32:55,278 --> 01:32:58,614
You can't go. She'll manage.
She's got a midwife.

1331
01:32:58,740 --> 01:33:02,618
- Don't touch the morphine. Ssh.
- Don't shush me, Kit.

1332
01:33:02,744 --> 01:33:05,287
Fine, I'll get a nurse who can shush you.

1333
01:33:16,424 --> 01:33:19,426
Oh, Mum. I have to be there.

1334
01:33:22,097 --> 01:33:24,139
Sod it. I'll get you in the wheelchair.

1335
01:33:24,266 --> 01:33:26,016
OK.

1336
01:33:28,478 --> 01:33:30,145
Let me get you up.

1337
01:33:30,272 --> 01:33:31,855
OK, up you go. Up.

1338
01:33:31,982 --> 01:33:33,148
Up. OK.

1339
01:33:33,275 --> 01:33:35,317
Take the shoe.

1340
01:33:35,443 --> 01:33:37,486
Don't worry about the boots,
we'll put them on in the taxi.

1341
01:33:37,612 --> 01:33:39,172
- Good. Now got your glasses? OK.
- Yes.

1342
01:33:39,281 --> 01:33:41,615
OK. Your phone?

1343
01:33:41,741 --> 01:33:44,368
OK. We'll take those.

1344
01:33:44,494 --> 01:33:45,953
OK, we're off, baby.

1345
01:33:46,079 --> 01:33:48,664
Just wait here.
Wait here.

1346
01:33:50,041 --> 01:33:51,166
Mum?

1347
01:34:01,761 --> 01:34:03,345
Is everything all right, Doctor?

1348
01:34:03,471 --> 01:34:07,016
Yes. This patient has acute cephalgia
and requires oxygenation.

1349
01:34:07,142 --> 01:34:10,978
Ten long years on a hospital soap,
I knew it would come in handy.

1350
01:34:16,109 --> 01:34:18,152
- Give us a bloody hand.
- OK, missus.

1351
01:34:19,612 --> 01:34:21,155
Don't you need an ambulance?

1352
01:34:21,281 --> 01:34:22,823
No, but you will
if you don't get across London

1353
01:34:22,949 --> 01:34:24,158
in under 20 minutes.

1354
01:34:24,284 --> 01:34:27,328
Now get a cocking move on.
Let's go. OK, up.

1355
01:34:27,454 --> 01:34:29,204
You've still got it, Mum.

1356
01:34:36,963 --> 01:34:38,922
- I want Milly.
- Breathe.

1357
01:34:39,049 --> 01:34:41,967
'4-4-5-6. Jago O'Leary.'

1358
01:34:42,093 --> 01:34:46,764
'Please call immediately.
I repeat, Jago O'Leary, call 4-4-5-6.'

1359
01:34:53,688 --> 01:34:55,147
Can you speed it up a bit?

1360
01:34:55,273 --> 01:34:57,733
- I'm doing my best, this is London.
- I know, I know.

1361
01:35:04,366 --> 01:35:06,408
Get me the bloody morphine.

1362
01:35:06,534 --> 01:35:09,286
Do you have satellite navigation
or GPS? What do you have?

1363
01:35:09,412 --> 01:35:11,955
I know, I'm being a back-seat driver,
I'm sorry.

1364
01:35:13,291 --> 01:35:14,708
You turn left here!

1365
01:35:16,211 --> 01:35:18,003
- I should've called an Uber.
- Now, now.

1366
01:35:18,129 --> 01:35:21,799
What the...?
Trying to get some sleep here, mate.

1367
01:35:21,925 --> 01:35:24,134
I'm trying to watch my wife
have a baby, mate.

1368
01:35:24,260 --> 01:35:25,386
What, now?

1369
01:35:25,512 --> 01:35:27,054
There it is!

1370
01:35:27,180 --> 01:35:28,764
- There's the hospital coming up.
- OK.

1371
01:35:28,890 --> 01:35:30,766
- How much is it?
- Have this one on me, love.

1372
01:35:30,892 --> 01:35:32,893
I haven't got anything.
I haven't got nothing.

1373
01:35:33,019 --> 01:35:34,186
Me neither.

1374
01:35:34,312 --> 01:35:36,063
Oh, come on.

1375
01:35:37,065 --> 01:35:38,399
I think this is it.

1376
01:35:38,525 --> 01:35:39,858
Well done.

1377
01:35:39,984 --> 01:35:40,984
Oh, my God, Jess!

1378
01:35:41,027 --> 01:35:42,444
Take a breather.

1379
01:35:50,161 --> 01:35:52,329
You can have that baby now.

1380
01:35:53,873 --> 01:35:55,916
- Glad you're here.
- Me, too.

1381
01:35:57,502 --> 01:36:00,170
How could you not tell me
this was this painful?

1382
01:36:00,296 --> 01:36:02,005
Where's your badge?

1383
01:36:02,132 --> 01:36:04,216
Oh, I'm not a doctor.

1384
01:36:04,342 --> 01:36:07,428
Oh, it's a long story. I'm her mother.

1385
01:36:08,805 --> 01:36:12,099
- How did you do this twice?
- I don't know.

1386
01:36:12,225 --> 01:36:14,977
- It won't connect.
- Try the router up on the bed.

1387
01:36:15,103 --> 01:36:16,103
Right, OK, come on.

1388
01:36:16,187 --> 01:36:18,230
Stop rubbing my shoulders.

1389
01:36:18,356 --> 01:36:20,858
I need a knife.
I just wanna cut the baby out.

1390
01:36:20,984 --> 01:36:23,318
- She's usually very sweet.
- No, I'm not!

1391
01:36:23,445 --> 01:36:26,864
I'm an evil bitch
and that's why God is hurting me like this.

1392
01:36:26,990 --> 01:36:27,990
I can't do it.

1393
01:36:28,032 --> 01:36:32,202
- Jess, sweetie. Sweetie. Look at me.
- I can't do it. I thought I could, I can't.

1394
01:36:32,328 --> 01:36:35,581
I know right now it feels like
you're shitting out a pineapple.

1395
01:36:35,707 --> 01:36:36,874
- Yeah.
- I know that.

1396
01:36:37,000 --> 01:36:40,127
But trust me, this is the best thing
you will ever do. So keep pushing.

1397
01:36:41,045 --> 01:36:43,297
Keep pushing, I know you can do it.

1398
01:36:44,841 --> 01:36:46,884
OK. OK.

1399
01:36:48,553 --> 01:36:49,553
Good.

1400
01:36:52,348 --> 01:36:55,142
- You got anything, Jago? Nothing?
- That's it.

1401
01:36:55,268 --> 01:36:56,602
Yeah, got it, got it, got it.

1402
01:36:56,728 --> 01:36:58,648
- Keep going. Keep going.
- That's it. That's it.

1403
01:37:02,650 --> 01:37:04,151
It's Jago.

1404
01:37:04,277 --> 01:37:06,195
- How do I use it?
- Answer.

1405
01:37:06,321 --> 01:37:10,324
- Miranda?
- 'Oh! Jago. Hi.'

1406
01:37:10,450 --> 01:37:13,577
- Your wife's a bit of a cougar, man.
- That's not my wife, mate.

1407
01:37:13,703 --> 01:37:15,329
Miranda, put the camera on Jess.

1408
01:37:15,455 --> 01:37:17,080
Yes, yes, I will.

1409
01:37:18,875 --> 01:37:20,667
You evil bastard.

1410
01:37:20,793 --> 01:37:22,794
'How can you not be here right now?'

1411
01:37:22,921 --> 01:37:26,131
I know, baby. I'm so sorry.
I wish I was there, I really do.

1412
01:37:26,257 --> 01:37:29,343
- 'I really wanna be with you.'
- She's nearly there.

1413
01:37:29,469 --> 01:37:30,302
OK.

1414
01:37:30,428 --> 01:37:32,054
Miranda, put the camera
down the business end.

1415
01:37:32,180 --> 01:37:34,681
- 'I wanna see my baby being born.'
- Are you sure?

1416
01:37:34,807 --> 01:37:36,433
'Yeah. Do it. Do it. Do it.'

1417
01:37:36,559 --> 01:37:38,435
I guess I've done worse films.

1418
01:37:38,561 --> 01:37:39,561
Come on, Jess.

1419
01:37:39,646 --> 01:37:41,563
That's it. That's all right.
Yeah, that's it.

1420
01:37:41,689 --> 01:37:43,398
Baby's coming.

1421
01:37:43,525 --> 01:37:44,399
Here we go.

1422
01:37:44,526 --> 01:37:46,151
Go on, baby, that's it.

1423
01:37:46,277 --> 01:37:49,279
- You can do it, you're almost there.
- OK. OK.

1424
01:37:49,405 --> 01:37:52,449
- Hey, push, push! Push! Push!
- Push! Push!

1425
01:37:52,575 --> 01:37:54,117
Keep going.

1426
01:37:54,244 --> 01:37:56,828
- That's it, Jess. Go on, baby. I love you.
- Push! Push!

1427
01:38:00,208 --> 01:38:01,625
I can see the head.

1428
01:38:02,669 --> 01:38:04,002
Yeah, yeah!

1429
01:38:05,213 --> 01:38:06,713
Oh, it's coming. It's coming.

1430
01:38:09,634 --> 01:38:12,094
It's a baby!

1431
01:38:12,220 --> 01:38:13,929
I love you, Jess.

1432
01:38:14,055 --> 01:38:16,431
Hey... hey...

1433
01:38:16,558 --> 01:38:18,358
What is it? Is it a boy or a girl?
What is it?

1434
01:38:19,143 --> 01:38:20,769
'It's a beautiful baby...'

1435
01:38:23,189 --> 01:38:24,439
Shit!

1436
01:38:30,989 --> 01:38:33,156
Can you get me the towel, please?

1437
01:39:02,895 --> 01:39:05,063
Let me take a picture for the father.

1438
01:39:06,065 --> 01:39:07,899
Smile for daddy.

1439
01:39:10,737 --> 01:39:12,154
Lovely.

1440
01:39:24,542 --> 01:39:26,251
- Hey.
- Ssh.

1441
01:39:31,090 --> 01:39:32,799
Oh, wow.

1442
01:39:37,388 --> 01:39:40,766
- He's amazing.
- Isn't he beautiful?

1443
01:39:40,892 --> 01:39:42,893
Look at him.

1444
01:39:58,117 --> 01:40:00,744
'I'm reading this book
at the moment called...'

1445
01:40:03,706 --> 01:40:07,709
'Where did you get that book?
I can't believe...'

1446
01:40:11,547 --> 01:40:15,133
'I'm laughing so much it's making me cry.
Going to the other side...'

1447
01:40:15,259 --> 01:40:19,763
'Mumsy, like this.
Mumsy, like this.'

1448
01:40:20,682 --> 01:40:22,724
Why do I have to eat a pea?

1449
01:40:22,850 --> 01:40:24,559
'A pea. He ate a pea.'

1450
01:40:24,686 --> 01:40:26,228
'I can't tell if you're good or bad.'

1451
01:40:26,354 --> 01:40:29,981
'Let's do this the English way.
Cup of tea.'

1452
01:40:30,108 --> 01:40:34,486
'Think he just insinuated
that you don't need to lose any weight.'

1453
01:40:34,612 --> 01:40:36,571
'I do need
to change my underwear, though.'

1454
01:40:48,376 --> 01:40:50,585
Vodka tonic.

1455
01:40:55,299 --> 01:40:56,341
What?

1456
01:41:02,473 --> 01:41:04,349
What are you saying?

1457
01:41:07,854 --> 01:41:10,313
Vodka... tonic.

1458
01:41:13,735 --> 01:41:15,944
You want a vodka tonic now?

1459
01:41:17,238 --> 01:41:18,572
No.

1460
01:41:19,991 --> 01:41:21,616
Pre-order it.

1461
01:41:23,995 --> 01:41:26,246
From the bar upstairs?

1462
01:41:51,564 --> 01:41:53,190
I love you.

1463
01:44:03,154 --> 01:44:05,071
I love you so much.

1464
01:44:07,199 --> 01:44:08,992
So much.

1465
01:44:52,453 --> 01:44:53,954
Perfect.

1466
01:44:54,080 --> 01:44:57,207
OK, that's great.
OK, guys, lunch.

1467
01:44:57,333 --> 01:44:58,750
- It's ready.
- Yay!

1468
01:45:04,048 --> 01:45:08,843
'Before she died, Milly made Kit promise
that he would re-marry

1469
01:45:08,970 --> 01:45:14,349
'after a required period
of deep and inconsolable mourning.

1470
01:45:14,475 --> 01:45:17,852
'Obviously I was at the top of the list.'

1471
01:45:23,776 --> 01:45:27,278
'Obviously that was never going to happen.

1472
01:45:28,823 --> 01:45:33,243
'Yeah, this one came about
in a more pleasurable method.

1473
01:45:35,037 --> 01:45:38,373
"'Shakespeare's Shags"
was a huge hit for Miranda

1474
01:45:38,499 --> 01:45:41,584
'and even her love-life got a third act.

1475
01:45:44,130 --> 01:45:46,047
'I'm happy for them.

1476
01:45:46,173 --> 01:45:50,510
'For me it's different.
I've tried a couple of new best friends.

1477
01:45:50,636 --> 01:45:52,554
'I even bought a puppy.

1478
01:45:53,597 --> 01:45:58,935
'But Milly would be delighted to know
that I'm finding it impossible to replace her.

1479
01:46:09,321 --> 01:46:12,866
'Well... almost.'

1480
01:46:32,762 --> 01:46:35,513
♪ Oh, it's the crazy ones

1481
01:46:35,639 --> 01:46:39,142
♪ The crazy ones

1482
01:46:39,268 --> 01:46:43,605
♪ We'll never forget, oh

1483
01:46:43,731 --> 01:46:46,941
♪ Cause it's the crazy ones

1484
01:46:47,068 --> 01:46:49,778
♪ The crazy ones

1485
01:46:49,904 --> 01:46:54,491
♪ We'll make our lives
such a beautiful mess, ooh

1486
01:46:54,617 --> 01:46:57,577
♪ Even the worst times

1487
01:46:57,703 --> 01:47:00,997
♪ Were the best times

1488
01:47:01,123 --> 01:47:05,585
♪ The best times ever, ooh

1489
01:47:05,711 --> 01:47:08,671
♪ Even the bad days

1490
01:47:08,798 --> 01:47:12,133
♪ Were the good days

1491
01:47:12,259 --> 01:47:17,138
♪ I'll always remember, ooh

1492
01:47:17,264 --> 01:47:22,769
♪ And I'll always keep part of you

1493
01:47:22,895 --> 01:47:28,149
♪ A part of me forever, oh

1494
01:47:28,275 --> 01:47:31,111
♪ Oh-oh-oh-oh

1495
01:47:31,237 --> 01:47:33,947
♪ Oh-oh-oh-oh

1496
01:47:34,949 --> 01:47:37,450
♪ Here's to the crazy ones

1497
01:47:37,576 --> 01:47:40,203
♪ The ones who push too far

1498
01:47:40,329 --> 01:47:42,956
♪ The ones who fly too fast

1499
01:47:43,082 --> 01:47:45,792
♪ The flames that burn too bright

1500
01:47:45,918 --> 01:47:48,461
♪ That burn too bright to last

1501
01:47:48,587 --> 01:47:51,256
♪ They're anything but easy

1502
01:47:51,382 --> 01:47:54,175
♪ They're anything but sane

1503
01:47:54,301 --> 01:47:56,886
♪ But once they're in your life

1504
01:47:57,012 --> 01:48:00,014
♪ You'll never be the same

1505
01:48:00,141 --> 01:48:04,561
♪ Oh, even the worst times

1506
01:48:04,687 --> 01:48:07,480
♪ Were the best times

1507
01:48:07,606 --> 01:48:12,485
♪ The best times ever, ooh

1508
01:48:12,611 --> 01:48:18,241
♪ Even the bad days,
were the good days

1509
01:48:19,326 --> 01:48:23,580
♪ I'll always remember, ooh

1510
01:48:23,706 --> 01:48:26,624
♪ And I'll always

1511
01:48:26,750 --> 01:48:29,669
♪ Keep part of you

1512
01:48:29,795 --> 01:48:35,300
♪ A part of me forever

1513
01:48:35,426 --> 01:48:37,927
♪ Oh-oh-oh-oh

1514
01:48:41,932 --> 01:48:47,312
♪ Here's to you
my crazy friend ♪

1514
01:48:48,305 --> 01:48:54,369
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