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 DAVID: (SIGHING)  So, we're
 really doing this, huh?

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 Right now?

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CHRIS:  Yup.

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 Okay, we got to
 present this properly.

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DAVID:  Where should I go?

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CHRIS:  Come to the right.

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DAVID:  To the right?

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CHRIS: Come on.

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(PIGEON COOING)

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Okay?

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Hi, my name is...
(LAUGHING)

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Hi. My name is David Raskin

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and I'm applying for the
MIT Physics Fellowship.

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What I've developed
is an intelligent
propulsion experiment

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which allows me to...

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Um...

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I think I'm getting
into that too early.

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I should talk about
them more, right?

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I first became interested
in the sciences, uh...

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No, that was not
the way to start.

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What if I walk at you like...

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CHRIS: Can you just go?

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All right, watch.

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Hi. My name is David Raskin.

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CHRIS: Take it down,
like, four notches, Seacrest.

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What?

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CHRIS: Come on!

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I'd like to introduce you
to my engineers,

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Adam Le and Quinn Goldberg,

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and it's my sister,
Christina Raskin,
behind the camera.

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Would you not...
Hold on one second.

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I'll hold it
so you can point...

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Dude,
you're distracting him.

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What if it looks
like you built it?

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Close your eyes.

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No, it's not gonna
look like I built it.

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All right. Like that?

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(MACHINE BEEPING)

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Let's put this up, Chris.

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Okay, the smartphone's
connected to the Wi-Fi. Ready.

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QUINN: Wait, wait, wait.

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(MUSIC PLAYING ON CELL PHONE)

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(ALL LAUGHING)

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DAVID: Beginning
to lift the craft.

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Take the controller.

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I want you to notice
these marks on my fingers.

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All right, cutting off
power now.

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(MUSIC STOPS)

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(MUSIC RESTARTS)

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Dude, you're
getting into MIT!

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These marks on
my hand are read

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by the modified motion sensor
on the computer.

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It allows my hands to
manipulate this craft

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with uncanny precision.

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Oh!

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That's nuts!

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The motion sensors are routed
through my smart phone

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with an 802.11g,
64 gigahertz wireless.

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Chris, watch out.
Coming your way.

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Whoo! Ta-da!

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Yes!

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All right, let's
take this thing
to its max altitude!

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Come on, let's go!

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ADAM: Oh, shit!

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DAVID: Grab the computer.

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CHRIS: Go, go, go!

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Okay, so, unlike
other static systems,

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my algorithm tracks gestures
while the operator is moving.

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Elevation, 140.
151, David. 170!

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DAVID: It should
have a vertical reach
of about 250 feet.

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(CELL PHONE RINGING)

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QUINN: What is that?

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Is that my phone?

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ADAM: David,
I think I lost signal.

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DAVID: What do you mean
you lost signal?

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ADAM: The call's
interrupting the Wi-Fi.

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Who could possibly
be calling you right now?

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Everyone you know
is standing right here!

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ADAM: It's not
connecting, David.

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DAVID: Guys,
it's not responding!
It's not responding.

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CHRIS: I don't
see it anymore!

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ADAM: It's gone.
It's dropping!

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DAVID: Guys, run!

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QUINN: Which way do I go?

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Which way?

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DAVID: Go! Quinn, run!

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QUINN: Oh, shit!

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(PHONE CONTINUES RINGING)

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(MACHINE CRASHING)

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(ALL GRUNTING)

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(GROANING)

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(CROWS CAWING)

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(PANTING)

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The experiment
was a complete success.

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Thank you for your
consideration, MIT.

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KATHY: Christina, I need you
to put that laundry away.

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CHRIS: Yes.
I will do it later, I promise.

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David's daily ritual.

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Checking for
the letter, day 37.

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(CAR ENGINE STARTING)

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(CHRIS LAUGHING)

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Quinn. Yeah, it came.

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No, I don't know if I got
in yet, but it's really...

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It's big.

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All right, well,
come over then. Come on!

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CHRIS: Go show her.
David, go show her.

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Christina, I need you
to put that laundry away.

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Yeah, I will.

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And I'm not gonna
tell you again. Oh, good.

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Can you see this stain here?

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No, Mom...

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I got two
job interviews today.

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Mom, look, look. It came.

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Oh, my God!

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Christina, give me that.
It's a family moment.

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ADAM: Wait for me,
wait for me!

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I'm growing a beard, David.
Open it.

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Shut up.

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Christina, be more supportive.

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Okay, I want you to listen.
I want you to know
whatever happens...

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Oh, my God.

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David...

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QUINN: Shut up.

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You shut up.

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"On behalf of the admissions
committee, we're delighted

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"to inform you...

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(ALL SHOUTING EXCITEDLY)

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"...that you have
been admitted

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"to the MIT class of 2018."

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Congratulations!

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ADAM: Yay!

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QUINN: Yo, Adam,
she didn't get into anything.

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ADAM: We're celebrating,
right?

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You know, your father
would be so proud of you.

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QUINN: Dude!

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KATHY: David?

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What's the matter?

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"We've reviewed your request

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"and we're pleased
to award you $5,000
in financial aid."

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QUINN: What?

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CHRIS: Wait! What about
the other $40,000?

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Mom, how are you
gonna afford that?

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QUINN: Look, dude,
let me see that.

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DAVID: Please, turn that off.

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(SCHOOL BELL RINGING)

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QUINN: God, dude,
look at those.

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Perfect little tree trunks.
Those legs are like...

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LOU: Good job, David.

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Sorry to hear about MIT.

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DAVID: Yes, sir.

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QUINN: I also didn't
get a scholarship
to MIT, Dr. Lou.

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Also didn't sprout
wings and fly.

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Still a few scholarships
left, David.

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DAVID: I'll look into
those, sir. Thank you.

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QUINN: Yo, just
pretend it's not me.

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If you could say one thing
to MIT, what would it be?

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Um, this is stupid.

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QUINN: Wrong answer, dude.
You know what?

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Maybe you don't want to go.

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I do wanna go.

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Dude, I think these nuggets
were frozen before
Obama was elected.

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QUINN: David, prove it.
Prove that you wanna go.

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How am I gonna prove
that I wanna go to MIT?

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How about for a free ride,
every day, your mom shows up

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and publicly hands
you your fungal medication?

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Only if your mom
does the application.
You know what I mean?

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ADAM: Oh, yeah!

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Oh, yeah.

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QUINN: What if
MIT was like,

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"Go up to Sarah Nathan
and just start
making out with her."

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Why would MIT want me
to make out with people?

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QUINN: Because MIT
believes in bold risk takers.

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I take risks.
I'm a risk taker.

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Yeah. Name one risk you took.

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Right now.

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QUINN: Exactly.

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That's not... That's too big.

179
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This is what I'm saying, dude,

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if I had your brain
and bone structure,

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I would be unstoppable.

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I mean, aren't you sick
of having sex with your hand?

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What?

184
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I'm sorry.

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He sniffs Sharpies.
You drug addict.

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You totally
are stupid, dude.

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Hey, look. Hey, hey,
dude, check this out.

188
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Bam.

189
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Oh, hey,
that's cool.

190
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Right?

191
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Well, you see,
that's my problem.

192
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I can't get the UIs
to interact.

193
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Oh, you got to put
the L2 cache in ad hoc mode.

194
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(SCHOOL BELL RINGING)

195
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Obviously...

196
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What are you doing?

197
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QUINN: Oh, my God,
Jessie Pierce.

198
00:07:05,657 --> 00:07:07,360
Dude, I would
literally give away all
my earthly possessions

199
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for one date with her.

200
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DAVID: What, are you gonna
give her your Xbox

201
00:07:10,029 --> 00:07:11,497
and a coupon at Chipotle?

202
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(ADAM LAUGHING)

203
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Will you please
get in the car?

204
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CHRIS: Bye, guys,
see you later.

205
00:07:14,333 --> 00:07:15,934
DAVID: Chris, come on!

206
00:07:14,333 --> 00:07:15,934
CHRIS: Coming!

207
00:07:15,968 --> 00:07:17,270
QUINN: Look at
the bright side, David,

208
00:07:17,303 --> 00:07:19,038
you're gonna have
so much free time now.

209
00:07:19,071 --> 00:07:20,840
Hey, Jessie, what are
you doing tonight?

210
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David wants to take you out!

211
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You're such an idiot.

212
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Dude, I'm hooking you up.

213
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Shut up, Quinn.

214
00:07:24,877 --> 00:07:27,847
Yo, keep it up, ladies!
You know, you wouldn't...

215
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QUINN: David, what the shit,
man?

216
00:07:27,880 --> 00:07:29,782
(ALL GROANING)

217
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Why do you drive this car?

218
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CHRIS: So embarrassing.

219
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This is the best
part of my day.

220
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QUINN: One day, this car
is going to kill us.

221
00:07:36,122 --> 00:07:37,657
CHRIS: Don't let
them see me.

222
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(CAR HONKING HORN)

223
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QUINN: Yo, relax!

224
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It's a classic!

225
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BOY: C'mon. Just move
that piece of shit!

226
00:07:42,228 --> 00:07:44,230
I think it's my starter relay.
Give me that Leatherman,
please.

227
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QUINN: Well, actually,
I believe it's

228
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the fuselage valve,
but what do I know?

229
00:07:47,166 --> 00:07:48,634
You're confusing my car
with an airplane, but, uh...

230
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ADAM: David, you got this?

231
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Yeah, no, I got it.

232
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CHRIS: Please tell me
you got it working.

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QUINN: Come on,
come on, come on.

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(CAR ENGINE STARTING)

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(ALL CHEERING)

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QUINN: Dude, if you
want a permanent fix,

237
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just let me know.
I'll take a look at your car.

238
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Sure, you're gonna fix my car?

239
00:08:01,981 --> 00:08:04,650
What the hell is that?
Oh, shit.

240
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CHRIS: Oh, my God.

241
00:08:10,456 --> 00:08:11,691
David?

242
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QUINN: This
doesn't make any sense.

243
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Mom, goddang.

244
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KATHY: The house
will pay for MIT,

245
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and Aunt Chloe says
your sister and I can
move into her apartment.

246
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I can't let you
sell this house, Mom.

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There's got to be
something that I can do.

248
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I can get a job.

249
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KATHY: It's too late
for that, David.

250
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You tried to get
a scholarship. It didn't work.

251
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Well, none of this
would have happened if...

252
00:08:35,781 --> 00:08:37,650
KATHY: David. Come on.

253
00:08:38,417 --> 00:08:39,785
I'm sorry.

254
00:08:39,819 --> 00:08:42,387
KATHY: I miss
your father, too.

255
00:08:42,420 --> 00:08:43,622
But he would have wanted this.

256
00:08:43,656 --> 00:08:44,957
You're just as smart
as him, you know.

257
00:08:44,990 --> 00:08:46,592
I'm not gonna
let that go to waste.

258
00:08:46,859 --> 00:08:48,360
Okay.

259
00:08:48,393 --> 00:08:50,930
KATHY: It is
what it is, David.

260
00:08:50,963 --> 00:08:53,266
There's nothing you can
do about it now.

261
00:09:01,106 --> 00:09:03,008
CHRIS: (LAUGHING)
What are you, sulking?

262
00:09:03,041 --> 00:09:04,243
DAVID: God! You scared
the shit out of me.

263
00:09:04,276 --> 00:09:05,912
(CHRIS CHUCKLING)

264
00:09:06,712 --> 00:09:08,080
I'm not sulking.

265
00:09:08,113 --> 00:09:09,882
CHRIS: Dude,
you should be happy.

266
00:09:09,915 --> 00:09:11,417
You're getting
what you wanted.

267
00:09:11,450 --> 00:09:13,385
I'm the one who's
getting screwed.

268
00:09:13,418 --> 00:09:14,753
This isn't
what I wanted, Chris.

269
00:09:14,787 --> 00:09:16,055
CHRIS:
I remember this thing.

270
00:09:16,088 --> 00:09:18,591
DAVID: I'm trying
to solve this, okay?

271
00:09:18,624 --> 00:09:21,293
CHRIS: How are you solving
this in the creepy attic?

272
00:09:21,326 --> 00:09:23,495
DAVID: Uh...
It's dumb.

273
00:09:23,529 --> 00:09:25,764
You know, there's this one
last scholarship where I have

274
00:09:25,798 --> 00:09:29,234
to submit a proposal for
an experiment and I thought

275
00:09:29,267 --> 00:09:30,502
maybe if I got it,

276
00:09:30,536 --> 00:09:31,970
Mom wouldn't
have to sell the house.

277
00:09:32,003 --> 00:09:34,240
CHRIS: Huh. Dad must
have a million ideas

278
00:09:34,273 --> 00:09:35,574
lying around up here.

279
00:09:35,607 --> 00:09:36,976
I don't know, Chris.

280
00:09:37,009 --> 00:09:38,343
I mean, I thought there'd
be something up here.

281
00:09:38,377 --> 00:09:40,112
I can't find
anything I can use.

282
00:09:40,779 --> 00:09:42,882
CHRIS: Hey, what is this?

283
00:09:44,516 --> 00:09:46,352
When did we get
a video camera?

284
00:09:47,687 --> 00:09:49,855
Oh, that's Dad's old camera,
yeah. Remember that?

285
00:09:50,289 --> 00:09:51,857
CHRIS: Yeah.

286
00:09:51,891 --> 00:09:53,859
(LAUGHING) Hey,
look, it still works.

287
00:09:53,892 --> 00:09:55,694
DAVID: Really?

288
00:09:53,892 --> 00:09:55,694
Wow. Yeah.

289
00:09:55,728 --> 00:09:57,162
Let me see.

290
00:09:55,728 --> 00:09:57,162
Check it out.

291
00:09:57,196 --> 00:09:58,764
(INDISTINCT SHOUTING
FROM VIDEO CAMERA)

292
00:09:58,797 --> 00:10:00,599
That's my seventh birthday.

293
00:10:00,633 --> 00:10:02,001
I guess it makes sense
that's the last thing

294
00:10:02,034 --> 00:10:03,803
he would have
filmed, right.

295
00:10:02,034 --> 00:10:03,803
Fuck.

296
00:10:05,237 --> 00:10:07,540
Quinn, I'm telling you,
I'm looking at it right now.

297
00:10:07,573 --> 00:10:09,341
You were a chubby kid.

298
00:10:09,374 --> 00:10:10,743
 Come here.

299
00:10:09,374 --> 00:10:10,743
(DAVID LAUGHING)

300
00:10:10,776 --> 00:10:13,312
No, I mean, it's weird
to hear his voice

301
00:10:13,345 --> 00:10:15,414
for the first time, like,
after all these years.

302
00:10:15,448 --> 00:10:18,083
 Are you getting this?

303
00:10:15,448 --> 00:10:18,083
BOY:  Light the last three.

304
00:10:18,116 --> 00:10:20,086
DAVID: What was that?

305
00:10:18,116 --> 00:10:20,086
 Here we go.

306
00:10:20,119 --> 00:10:22,320
DAVID: Hold on a sec.

307
00:10:22,354 --> 00:10:24,390
Nothing, I just saw something
weird in the mirror.

308
00:10:24,423 --> 00:10:26,359
 Are you getting this?

309
00:10:24,423 --> 00:10:26,359
BOY:  Light the last three.

310
00:10:30,595 --> 00:10:32,831
DAVID: Holy shit.
Quinn, I got to go.

311
00:10:32,864 --> 00:10:34,233
Chris! Chris, come down here!

312
00:10:41,740 --> 00:10:43,742
I don't... I don't understand.

313
00:10:43,776 --> 00:10:46,212
DAVID: It just is. I got
to show Quinn and Adam.

314
00:10:46,245 --> 00:10:50,181
There's this footage of me
at my seventh birthday.

315
00:10:50,215 --> 00:10:52,284
I mean, I was at
my seventh birthday.

316
00:10:52,317 --> 00:10:53,485
We were all at your
seventh birthday.

317
00:10:53,518 --> 00:10:54,653
CHRIS: No shit.

318
00:10:54,686 --> 00:10:56,888
No, I know, I know. Here.

319
00:10:56,921 --> 00:10:58,724
Just... You don't understand.

320
00:11:00,092 --> 00:11:01,359
Just watch this.

321
00:11:01,393 --> 00:11:03,362
CHRIS: I still think it's
just a glitch in the camera.

322
00:11:03,395 --> 00:11:05,497
Oh!

323
00:11:03,395 --> 00:11:05,497
DAVID: So right...

324
00:11:05,531 --> 00:11:07,233
Wow!

325
00:11:05,531 --> 00:11:07,233
Right as this lady walks by.

326
00:11:07,266 --> 00:11:08,467
Oh, my God,
I remember this.

327
00:11:07,266 --> 00:11:08,467
DAVID: No, no, no.

328
00:11:08,501 --> 00:11:09,935
Right as this lady walks by,
look in the mirror...

329
00:11:09,968 --> 00:11:11,570
Right there, right there!
Did you guys just see that?

330
00:11:11,604 --> 00:11:13,772
QUINN: Dude, I was
so frickin' cute.

331
00:11:13,806 --> 00:11:14,940
CHRIS: Dude, I was cute.

332
00:11:14,974 --> 00:11:17,208
Adam fell off
that frigging bike

333
00:11:17,242 --> 00:11:18,944
and it was the funniest thing
I'd ever seen.

334
00:11:18,977 --> 00:11:20,779
Am I...
Do I exist in the world?

335
00:11:20,812 --> 00:11:22,214
Are you guys even
seeing me right now?

336
00:11:22,247 --> 00:11:23,748
Please, look at this.

337
00:11:23,782 --> 00:11:24,950
CHRIS: Dude, you're crazy.

338
00:11:26,251 --> 00:11:28,053
ADAM: Ready, go.
Play. I'm ready, I'm ready.

339
00:11:28,086 --> 00:11:30,056
(INDISTINCT SHOUTING ON TV)

340
00:11:31,857 --> 00:11:34,460
Right there. In the mirror.
Look in the mirror.

341
00:11:39,431 --> 00:11:41,267
Holy shit.

342
00:11:39,431 --> 00:11:41,267
Holy shit.

343
00:11:47,038 --> 00:11:49,809
QUINN: Dude, is that...
That can't be.

344
00:11:50,576 --> 00:11:52,010
DAVID: (SIGHING) That's me.

345
00:11:52,044 --> 00:11:53,712
CHRIS: David, you are just
seeing what you want to see.

346
00:11:53,745 --> 00:11:55,013
ADAM: Maybe, I don't know,

347
00:11:55,046 --> 00:11:56,181
someone could have
photoshopped it.

348
00:11:56,214 --> 00:11:57,583
DAVID: Nobody's
messed with it.

349
00:11:57,616 --> 00:12:00,385
It's been in my attic
for 10 years.

350
00:12:00,418 --> 00:12:02,320
CHRIS: Look, it's
obviously like a relative
or something, David.

351
00:12:02,354 --> 00:12:03,889
Family does tend
to actually look alike.

352
00:12:03,922 --> 00:12:05,925
All right. Well,
then explain this.

353
00:12:10,628 --> 00:12:12,198
We're wearing the same shirt.

354
00:12:15,166 --> 00:12:16,769
LIV: What's with
the camera, Chris?

355
00:12:16,802 --> 00:12:18,470
CHRIS: Yeah, isn't
it cool? It's my dad's.

356
00:12:18,503 --> 00:12:20,539
LIV: Oh, that bitch.

357
00:12:20,572 --> 00:12:21,774
CHRIS: What is
Sarah Nathan's problem?

358
00:12:21,807 --> 00:12:23,442
She knows I like Justin.

359
00:12:23,475 --> 00:12:25,644
MARINA: Chris, check this out.
Lollapalooza was so sick.

360
00:12:25,678 --> 00:12:27,579
Lemme see?

361
00:12:27,612 --> 00:12:30,615
CHRIS: I am so jealous.
God, why did I have
to miss that?

362
00:12:30,648 --> 00:12:32,284
Uh, what is your
brother doing?

363
00:12:32,317 --> 00:12:33,585
No offense, Christina,

364
00:12:33,618 --> 00:12:36,188
but that's kind of creepy.
He's just watching
a tape of kids.

365
00:12:36,221 --> 00:12:37,423
Ew!

366
00:12:37,456 --> 00:12:38,457
ADAM: You don't know...

367
00:12:38,490 --> 00:12:39,825
CHRIS: Let me guess,

368
00:12:39,858 --> 00:12:41,093
you found aliens
at your party, too.

369
00:12:41,126 --> 00:12:42,994
Okay, we're gonna be using
some really big words...

370
00:12:43,028 --> 00:12:44,563
CHRIS: David,
that's not you.

371
00:12:44,597 --> 00:12:46,731
Okay, no!
This is definitely me.

372
00:12:46,765 --> 00:12:48,134
ADAM: Maybe.

373
00:12:46,765 --> 00:12:48,134
Look!

374
00:12:49,034 --> 00:12:51,035
That is my T-shirt,
that is my backpack

375
00:12:51,069 --> 00:12:53,372
and that is my watch.
That's me.

376
00:12:53,405 --> 00:12:55,541
Wait! What's the thing
in your hand?
The ballerina thing.

377
00:12:56,442 --> 00:12:58,177
DAVID: What?

378
00:12:56,442 --> 00:12:58,177
ADAM: Oh, uh...

379
00:12:58,743 --> 00:13:00,779
A keychain, I think?

380
00:13:00,813 --> 00:13:02,414
CHRIS: Okay. Everybody,
take out your keys.

381
00:13:02,447 --> 00:13:04,683
Maybe it's not you, man.

382
00:13:04,716 --> 00:13:07,186
Shit. Whose stuff
is this in my bag?

383
00:13:08,220 --> 00:13:10,722
Wait, wait.
This is Jessie Pierce's.

384
00:13:10,755 --> 00:13:12,258
What?

385
00:13:10,755 --> 00:13:12,258
Are you serious?

386
00:13:12,291 --> 00:13:14,827
You have a hot chick bag.
You're like a hot chick!

387
00:13:14,860 --> 00:13:16,227
This is what you need to do.
Go over there

388
00:13:16,261 --> 00:13:17,829
and pretend like
you just don't care.

389
00:13:17,863 --> 00:13:19,398
Throw it at her
and be like, "Yo, here's
your shit, Pierce."

390
00:13:19,431 --> 00:13:21,000
I'm sorry. Have you
seen David with girls?

391
00:13:21,033 --> 00:13:22,735
Oh, I'm still right
here, Chris. Be nice.

392
00:13:22,768 --> 00:13:23,869
Oh!

393
00:13:24,803 --> 00:13:26,571
No! I will go
give this back to her.

394
00:13:26,605 --> 00:13:28,473
No, no, no. I'm gonna go
and take it back to her, okay.

395
00:13:28,507 --> 00:13:29,941
That's right.

396
00:13:29,974 --> 00:13:31,443
I'm not gonna let
my sister do my bidding.

397
00:13:31,476 --> 00:13:34,046
Man. Man. Yo, let me
smell your breath, though.

398
00:13:34,079 --> 00:13:35,214
What are you gonna say?

399
00:13:40,452 --> 00:13:42,188
(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)

400
00:13:45,423 --> 00:13:47,359
Are you trying to
communicate with me
telepathically?

401
00:13:47,392 --> 00:13:48,861
Excuse me, I...

402
00:13:50,329 --> 00:13:51,963
I have... I think
you have my bag.

403
00:13:51,997 --> 00:13:53,532
I think we switched bags.

404
00:13:53,566 --> 00:13:56,368
Possibly? Looks like.
By the way, my name is...

405
00:13:56,402 --> 00:13:57,936
David?

406
00:13:56,402 --> 00:13:57,936
Yeah.

407
00:13:57,969 --> 00:13:59,572
We've gone to school
together for four years.

408
00:14:00,039 --> 00:14:01,440
Yeah.

409
00:14:01,473 --> 00:14:03,309
Did you go through my stuff?

410
00:14:04,242 --> 00:14:05,177
No.

411
00:14:06,211 --> 00:14:08,013
I might have reached
in there a little bit

412
00:14:08,046 --> 00:14:09,881
to kinda feel around
blindly, but...

413
00:14:09,914 --> 00:14:12,016
Is that why you're
wearing my perfume?

414
00:14:12,050 --> 00:14:14,420
Well... I didn't spray that.
That wasn't me.

415
00:14:14,453 --> 00:14:16,455
So other people
went through my stuff, too.

416
00:14:16,488 --> 00:14:17,923
I'm really sorry, okay.

417
00:14:17,956 --> 00:14:19,491
I just came to
switch bags with you.

418
00:14:19,525 --> 00:14:21,527
I would never have...
I would never do that.

419
00:14:23,562 --> 00:14:24,563
David?

420
00:14:26,097 --> 00:14:28,067
Yeah.

421
00:14:26,097 --> 00:14:28,067
Congrats on MIT.

422
00:14:30,936 --> 00:14:32,471
Um... Thank you.

423
00:14:35,975 --> 00:14:38,577
Dude, David, you've
lived here your whole life.
Where are you gonna go?

424
00:14:38,610 --> 00:14:41,013
CHRIS: Quinn, come on,
can you stop talking
about it all the time?

425
00:14:41,046 --> 00:14:42,514
Guys, stop arguing
for two seconds, okay.

426
00:14:42,547 --> 00:14:44,015
We need to figure out what
I'm doing on this tape, right?

427
00:14:44,048 --> 00:14:45,383
So... So, I'm over here?

428
00:14:45,417 --> 00:14:46,518
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You're back there.

429
00:14:46,551 --> 00:14:48,087
Back there to the right.

430
00:14:46,551 --> 00:14:48,087
DAVID: Uh-huh.

431
00:14:48,120 --> 00:14:49,854
Yeah, that's good.
Then somebody crosses frame.

432
00:14:49,888 --> 00:14:51,289
CHRIS: Quinn, go here.

433
00:14:51,323 --> 00:14:53,091
Actually, move the camera
to the left a little.

434
00:14:51,323 --> 00:14:53,091
CHRIS: Okay.

435
00:14:53,124 --> 00:14:54,526
And you, back to the right.

436
00:14:54,560 --> 00:14:56,294
That's perfect,
that's perfect.

437
00:14:56,327 --> 00:14:58,364
Wait, wait.
Split that difference.

438
00:14:58,397 --> 00:15:00,565
CHRIS: Uh, there.
That's perfect. Don't move.

439
00:15:00,598 --> 00:15:02,768
DAVID: Right here.
So what am I doing?
We're just standing here?

440
00:15:02,801 --> 00:15:04,003
QUINN: You're doing
mad backflips.

441
00:15:04,036 --> 00:15:05,971
(ADAM LAUGHING)

442
00:15:04,036 --> 00:15:05,971
CHRIS: Let me check.

443
00:15:06,004 --> 00:15:07,740
Um, it looks like
your right hand

444
00:15:07,773 --> 00:15:09,007
is reaching for something.
Like, maybe the wall?

445
00:15:09,041 --> 00:15:10,342
DAVID: Okay.

446
00:15:10,375 --> 00:15:11,743
QUINN: Wait, no, no, no.
Behind the wall.

447
00:15:11,776 --> 00:15:13,578
Yeah.

448
00:15:13,611 --> 00:15:14,780
DAVID: There's a light switch.

449
00:15:14,813 --> 00:15:16,014
QUINN: What does
that one turn on?

450
00:15:16,048 --> 00:15:17,716
DAVID: Uh...

451
00:15:17,749 --> 00:15:19,952
The basement? Let's check.

452
00:15:20,686 --> 00:15:21,987
Down here.

453
00:15:23,321 --> 00:15:26,225
Quinn, turn the lights on.

454
00:15:23,321 --> 00:15:26,225
(LIGHTS CRACKLING)

455
00:15:27,026 --> 00:15:28,893
This all your dad's stuff?

456
00:15:27,026 --> 00:15:28,893
Yeah.

457
00:15:28,927 --> 00:15:30,496
CHRIS: Whoa.

458
00:15:31,530 --> 00:15:32,864
(LOW HUMMING)

459
00:15:32,898 --> 00:15:34,199
Let's do this.

460
00:15:34,233 --> 00:15:35,400
CHRIS: Are you sure
you should touch that?

461
00:15:35,434 --> 00:15:36,568
Help me out.

462
00:15:37,703 --> 00:15:38,937
CHRIS: We weren't
allowed in here.

463
00:15:38,970 --> 00:15:40,372
DAVID: We're going in today.

464
00:15:40,405 --> 00:15:41,373
Help me out.

465
00:15:47,946 --> 00:15:49,714
QUINN: Ooh, spooky.

466
00:15:47,946 --> 00:15:49,714
CHRIS: Quinn!

467
00:15:49,748 --> 00:15:51,683
QUINN: Jeez! Someone's afraid
of the dark. (LAUGHING)

468
00:15:51,716 --> 00:15:52,951
CHRIS: What are you,
10 years old?

469
00:15:52,985 --> 00:15:54,753
(LOW HUMMING)

470
00:15:54,786 --> 00:15:55,954
DAVID: Did you hear that?

471
00:15:55,987 --> 00:15:57,723
ADAM: Yeah, what was that?

472
00:15:59,191 --> 00:16:01,426
I don't hear it anymore.
Was that the light?

473
00:16:01,459 --> 00:16:03,628
Quinn, keep clicking
the lights on and off.

474
00:16:03,661 --> 00:16:05,030
I thought I heard a sound.

475
00:16:05,730 --> 00:16:07,032
(LOW HUMMING)

476
00:16:05,730 --> 00:16:07,032
There, there!

477
00:16:07,065 --> 00:16:08,600
ADAM: Yeah, I hear it, too.

478
00:16:08,633 --> 00:16:11,136
It's like a fricking
clicking noise or something.

479
00:16:11,169 --> 00:16:12,571
Yeah, check over there.

480
00:16:12,604 --> 00:16:13,839
ADAM: I don't know
where it's coming from.

481
00:16:13,872 --> 00:16:16,074
DAVID: Where's it coming from?

482
00:16:13,872 --> 00:16:16,074
ADAM: Uh...

483
00:16:16,107 --> 00:16:18,043
Wait, I see something.
Leave the lights on!

484
00:16:18,877 --> 00:16:20,345
Holy shit!

485
00:16:20,378 --> 00:16:22,314
ADAM: No way.

486
00:16:20,378 --> 00:16:22,314
CHRIS: Oh!

487
00:16:25,818 --> 00:16:27,219
DAVID: Goddang!

488
00:16:28,120 --> 00:16:29,687
Wait! Turn the
lights back off!

489
00:16:29,721 --> 00:16:32,157
ADAM: Why?

490
00:16:29,721 --> 00:16:32,157
DAVID: Try this.

491
00:16:32,190 --> 00:16:34,293
It's connected
to the light switch.

492
00:16:37,128 --> 00:16:38,731
ADAM: Oh, my God.

493
00:16:40,666 --> 00:16:42,668
That's the same thing your
dad was holding on the tape.

494
00:16:42,701 --> 00:16:44,036
The case...

495
00:16:44,636 --> 00:16:45,904
DAVID: Help me out.

496
00:16:45,937 --> 00:16:47,373
Come on.

497
00:16:45,937 --> 00:16:47,373
Right here, right here.

498
00:16:49,174 --> 00:16:50,676
ADAM: What the hell?

499
00:16:51,877 --> 00:16:53,278
Turn them on!

500
00:16:56,014 --> 00:16:58,017
QUINN: What the hell is that?

501
00:17:00,085 --> 00:17:02,020
ADAM: Open it.

502
00:17:00,085 --> 00:17:02,020
QUINN: No, you open it.

503
00:17:02,053 --> 00:17:04,356
ADAM: You need to open it.
It's your dad's.

504
00:17:05,957 --> 00:17:07,359
BOTH: Whoa!

505
00:17:12,997 --> 00:17:14,599
Oh, my God.

506
00:17:12,997 --> 00:17:14,599
(HUMMING)

507
00:17:14,632 --> 00:17:16,000
Chris, come get this.
Chris, Chris, come here.

508
00:17:16,034 --> 00:17:17,336
CHRIS: I'm getting it.

509
00:17:18,637 --> 00:17:19,772
QUINN: What?

510
00:17:21,406 --> 00:17:23,042
(CHRIS CHUCKLING)
Whoa.

511
00:17:24,242 --> 00:17:25,577
DAVID: (VOICE DISTORTED)
You getting this, Chris?

512
00:17:25,610 --> 00:17:27,478
CHRIS: (VOICE DISTORTED)
What's D-A-R-P-A?

513
00:17:27,512 --> 00:17:29,180
It's DARPA.

514
00:17:29,213 --> 00:17:31,149
It's a classified division
of the military.

515
00:17:31,182 --> 00:17:32,651
They work on
all kinds of crazy shit.

516
00:17:32,684 --> 00:17:34,886
They invented the Internet,
tried teleportation.

517
00:17:34,920 --> 00:17:36,521
I thought your dad
was in energy research.

518
00:17:36,555 --> 00:17:39,257
Yes, my dad worked for
Eastern Power and Electric.

519
00:17:39,290 --> 00:17:41,460
I mean...

520
00:17:39,290 --> 00:17:41,460
ADAM: Is this it?

521
00:17:41,493 --> 00:17:44,963
Uh... Thermomagnetic
accelerator navigation drive?

522
00:17:44,996 --> 00:17:46,564
I don't understand.
This is some sort
of a machine, guys.

523
00:17:46,598 --> 00:17:47,933
CHRIS: What, like
a computer or something?

524
00:17:47,966 --> 00:17:49,500
No, not a machine.

525
00:17:49,534 --> 00:17:52,604
These schematics use equations
like the theory of relativity.

526
00:17:53,638 --> 00:17:55,206
Engine pressure ratio.

527
00:17:55,239 --> 00:17:57,308
Course deviation indicator?

528
00:17:57,341 --> 00:17:59,777
Longitudinal static stability?

529
00:17:59,811 --> 00:18:01,446
Hydraulic interface module.

530
00:18:01,480 --> 00:18:04,049
Oh, wait, here we go.
Project Almanac.

531
00:18:04,082 --> 00:18:07,286
ID number 453-Delta-71?

532
00:18:08,320 --> 00:18:10,889
"Temporal relocation
prototype?"

533
00:18:10,922 --> 00:18:12,524
Temporal relocation?

534
00:18:13,991 --> 00:18:15,394
That's... That's impossible.

535
00:18:15,427 --> 00:18:16,828
CHRIS: Any time you guys
want to speak English

536
00:18:16,862 --> 00:18:18,397
so that I can follow.

537
00:18:16,862 --> 00:18:18,397
ADAM: Temporal relocation.

538
00:18:18,430 --> 00:18:20,098
QUINN: What does that mean?

539
00:18:20,131 --> 00:18:21,767
It means time travel.

540
00:18:24,503 --> 00:18:25,838
I mean, that's
what that means.

541
00:18:26,838 --> 00:18:27,873
What?

542
00:18:28,774 --> 00:18:30,208
Holy shit!

543
00:18:30,241 --> 00:18:31,243
CHRIS: So you're
telling me Dad left

544
00:18:31,276 --> 00:18:32,945
a time machine
in the basement?

545
00:18:32,978 --> 00:18:34,379
Well... I mean,
I guess technically,

546
00:18:34,412 --> 00:18:36,615
he left blueprints, but, uh...

547
00:18:36,648 --> 00:18:37,949
Still...

548
00:18:37,983 --> 00:18:39,083
Slow down
for one second, okay.

549
00:18:39,117 --> 00:18:40,352
Let's just all
take a beat here.

550
00:18:40,385 --> 00:18:42,086
DARPA designed this.

551
00:18:42,120 --> 00:18:45,324
So it could actually
be real, right?

552
00:18:46,090 --> 00:18:48,126
ADAM: It's possible.

553
00:18:48,160 --> 00:18:49,861
QUINN: We should
try to build it.

554
00:18:49,895 --> 00:18:52,130
You guys, my dad messed
around with a bunch
of junk down here.

555
00:18:52,163 --> 00:18:53,365
Why would he hide junk then?

556
00:18:53,398 --> 00:18:54,365
It's in a fricking
case in the ground?

557
00:18:54,399 --> 00:18:56,167
Even if it wasn't junk...

558
00:18:56,201 --> 00:18:57,669
Dude, he must have
left this for you.

559
00:18:57,702 --> 00:18:59,337
Okay, I know you'd
like to think that

560
00:18:59,370 --> 00:19:02,373
my dad left me
a time machine, okay, but...

561
00:19:02,407 --> 00:19:04,041
I think this glass thing is,

562
00:19:04,075 --> 00:19:05,310
like, the heart
of the machine.

563
00:19:05,343 --> 00:19:06,912
It runs everything.

564
00:19:09,013 --> 00:19:10,482
QUINN: David.

565
00:19:10,515 --> 00:19:13,218
Just for a second
think about it.

566
00:19:15,320 --> 00:19:17,622
You guys are...

567
00:19:17,655 --> 00:19:19,824
You guys are crazy.
We can't build

568
00:19:19,857 --> 00:19:22,394
a time machine in my basement.

569
00:19:22,427 --> 00:19:24,663
I mean, did you see the tape
at your seventh birthday?

570
00:19:24,696 --> 00:19:26,765
I mean, I think
we already did build it.

571
00:19:32,370 --> 00:19:34,406
(INDISTINCT SHOUTING
ON LAPTOP)

572
00:19:35,574 --> 00:19:37,476
Shit.

573
00:19:35,574 --> 00:19:37,476
(CELL PHONE RINGING)

574
00:19:38,476 --> 00:19:39,511
 Hello.

575
00:19:40,946 --> 00:19:43,582
 Sweetie, I got to go.
 I got to go. I'm sorry.

576
00:19:44,749 --> 00:19:46,318
 DAVID:  Who were
 you talking to, Dad?

577
00:19:46,351 --> 00:19:47,919
 He's just a friend, David.

578
00:19:47,953 --> 00:19:50,622
 He's here to fix something.
 I won't be gone long.

579
00:19:50,655 --> 00:19:52,023
DAVID:  Promise?

580
00:19:52,056 --> 00:19:53,659
 Of course, I promise.

581
00:19:54,059 --> 00:19:55,260
 Here.

582
00:19:57,162 --> 00:19:59,231
 Time me.

583
00:19:57,162 --> 00:19:59,231
 Ooh.

584
00:19:59,264 --> 00:20:01,700
(KIDS SHOUTING
AND LAUGHING ON LAPTOP)

585
00:20:08,640 --> 00:20:11,276
CHRIS: It is
February 18th, 2014.

586
00:20:11,310 --> 00:20:13,311
My brother has
officially lost his mind.

587
00:20:13,344 --> 00:20:16,281
He genuinely believes
he is building a time machine.

588
00:20:17,749 --> 00:20:21,253
ADAM: Extension cords,
fuses, relays, power cables.

589
00:20:21,286 --> 00:20:22,721
It's cool you
hang out with us.

590
00:20:22,754 --> 00:20:24,222
CHRIS: You guys
are my ride home, Adam.

591
00:20:24,255 --> 00:20:25,490
What happened to your pants?

592
00:20:25,523 --> 00:20:27,392
CHRIS: Sarah Nathan
is a backstabbing bitch.

593
00:20:27,425 --> 00:20:29,361
Okay, so I've got five
1,000-volt DC couplers,

594
00:20:29,394 --> 00:20:30,662
four 70-ohm resistors,

595
00:20:30,695 --> 00:20:33,565
but I just can't find
any, uh, capacitors.

596
00:20:33,598 --> 00:20:35,400
Did you check
by the couplers?

597
00:20:33,598 --> 00:20:35,400
What do I look like, an idiot?

598
00:20:35,433 --> 00:20:37,535
CHRIS: Well, you are
trying to build
a time machine, David.

599
00:20:37,568 --> 00:20:38,536
We're just trying to turn on
this glass box, okay.

600
00:20:38,569 --> 00:20:39,738
CHRIS:
Yeah, yeah, totally.

601
00:20:39,771 --> 00:20:41,339
Hey, um, excuse me, sir,

602
00:20:41,372 --> 00:20:42,841
but where is your
time machine section?

603
00:20:43,508 --> 00:20:45,110
Sorry. Nobody likes her.

604
00:20:45,143 --> 00:20:46,311
We can all agree
on something, right?

605
00:20:46,344 --> 00:20:47,412
I mean, you
have to kill Hitler.

606
00:20:47,445 --> 00:20:48,947
That's like Time Travel 101.

607
00:20:48,980 --> 00:20:51,249
DAVID: Naturally, but none
of us even speak German, so...

608
00:20:51,283 --> 00:20:53,752
CHRIS: That's why God
invented Google Translator,
David.

609
00:20:53,785 --> 00:20:55,787
QUINN: Exactly.

610
00:20:53,785 --> 00:20:55,787
They didn't have
Wi-Fi in 1939.

611
00:20:55,820 --> 00:20:57,622
QUINN: These are all the
batteries we could afford.

612
00:20:57,656 --> 00:20:58,957
DAVID: Well, the guys who
built the Hubble Telescope

613
00:20:58,991 --> 00:21:00,325
started out building it
in their garage

614
00:21:00,358 --> 00:21:01,993
with parts from Home Depot.

615
00:21:02,026 --> 00:21:04,996
CHRIS: Oh, what
time was their curfew?

616
00:21:02,026 --> 00:21:04,996
What are you doing here?

617
00:21:05,030 --> 00:21:06,932
CHRIS: Just getting
a record of you
burning down the house.

618
00:21:06,965 --> 00:21:08,367
What are you doing?

619
00:21:08,400 --> 00:21:10,935
I used to kind of watch
Dad do a lot of this stuff.

620
00:21:10,968 --> 00:21:12,370
This is called stripping wire.

621
00:21:12,403 --> 00:21:14,806
Hey, Quinn, isn't
your mom a stripper?

622
00:21:14,840 --> 00:21:16,642
(ADAM LAUGHING)

623
00:21:14,840 --> 00:21:16,642
QUINN: Shut up, dude.

624
00:21:16,675 --> 00:21:18,810
Hey, put the camera down?
I want to teach you.

625
00:21:19,777 --> 00:21:21,479
All right, I think
we're all set.

626
00:21:21,512 --> 00:21:22,714
DAVID: Christina, you
may wanna stand back.

627
00:21:22,747 --> 00:21:24,883
We're pumping about
400 volts into this puppy.

628
00:21:24,916 --> 00:21:26,651
CHRIS: So, uh, what,
you plug those things together

629
00:21:26,684 --> 00:21:28,086
and we're gonna go
back to the Stone Age?

630
00:21:28,120 --> 00:21:29,955
DAVID: No. If we can't turn
the glass circuit on,

631
00:21:29,988 --> 00:21:31,757
there's no point in building
the rest of the machine.

632
00:21:36,561 --> 00:21:38,730
I... I only have one.
Sorry, guys.

633
00:21:48,807 --> 00:21:50,008
Let's hit it.

634
00:21:52,277 --> 00:21:54,279
(ELECTRICITY HUMMING)

635
00:21:54,312 --> 00:21:55,480
QUINN: What's happening?

636
00:21:55,513 --> 00:21:56,581
DAVID: It's supposed to...

637
00:21:56,614 --> 00:21:57,916
I'm not seeing anything.

638
00:21:58,817 --> 00:22:01,253
Holy shit.

639
00:21:58,817 --> 00:22:01,253
Oh, crap.

640
00:22:01,286 --> 00:22:02,621
BOTH: Are you okay?

641
00:22:02,654 --> 00:22:04,389
What does that even...

642
00:22:02,654 --> 00:22:04,389
Give me the camera.

643
00:22:04,422 --> 00:22:06,524
Give me the camera.
Look at yourself. Your hair.

644
00:22:06,557 --> 00:22:08,459
What is it? What?

645
00:22:06,557 --> 00:22:08,459
DAVID: Your hair.

646
00:22:08,492 --> 00:22:09,861
On your head.

647
00:22:08,492 --> 00:22:09,861
ADAM: Touch your head!

648
00:22:09,894 --> 00:22:11,196
QUINN: Oh, my God.

649
00:22:11,229 --> 00:22:12,697
Wow.

650
00:22:12,731 --> 00:22:14,666
(RATTLING)

651
00:22:12,731 --> 00:22:14,666
DAVID: Guys, guys, guys!

652
00:22:15,867 --> 00:22:17,502
QUINN: What the shit?

653
00:22:18,737 --> 00:22:20,005
(ALL EXCLAIMING)

654
00:22:20,038 --> 00:22:22,373
(TOOLS CLATTERING)

655
00:22:22,407 --> 00:22:24,609
CHRIS: What's going on?
What's it doing?

656
00:22:25,377 --> 00:22:27,079
(BEEPING)

657
00:22:31,649 --> 00:22:34,286
Is anybody else seeing this?

658
00:22:34,319 --> 00:22:36,555
It's creating
electromagnetic energy!

659
00:22:38,857 --> 00:22:40,291
QUINN: Whoa!

660
00:22:40,325 --> 00:22:41,693
(LAUGHING)

661
00:22:45,430 --> 00:22:46,832
Whoa!

662
00:22:45,430 --> 00:22:46,832
Oh, shit!

663
00:22:48,133 --> 00:22:49,534
What the...

664
00:22:49,567 --> 00:22:51,236
(INDISTINCT SHOUTING)

665
00:22:51,269 --> 00:22:54,573
QUINN: It's in my mouth!
Dude! Dude!

666
00:22:54,973 --> 00:22:56,707
(QUINN SPITTING)

667
00:22:56,741 --> 00:22:58,443
ADAM: All the batteries
are fried.

668
00:22:58,476 --> 00:23:00,211
This battery flew up
and almost hit me.

669
00:23:00,245 --> 00:23:02,013
Dude, it did hit me.

670
00:23:00,245 --> 00:23:02,013
Film everything.

671
00:23:03,047 --> 00:23:05,750
From now on, film everything.

672
00:23:05,783 --> 00:23:08,686
(MUSIC PLAYING IN BACKGROUND)

673
00:23:05,783 --> 00:23:08,686
I've literally never seen
any inputs like this before.

674
00:23:08,720 --> 00:23:10,088
I mean, it must
be a prototype.

675
00:23:10,122 --> 00:23:11,590
Let me see it.

676
00:23:14,025 --> 00:23:16,395
It's DARPA.
They have access to more
technology than we do.

677
00:23:19,398 --> 00:23:22,000
Intentional obsolescence.
You've got to love it.

678
00:23:22,533 --> 00:23:24,136
Oh, wow. This is...

679
00:23:26,071 --> 00:23:28,539
We need a graphics processor.

680
00:23:28,572 --> 00:23:30,475
Where the hell do we
get one of those?

681
00:23:32,210 --> 00:23:33,978
QUINN: You owe me
a new Xbox, dude.

682
00:23:34,012 --> 00:23:35,180
Okay, you know what, guys?

683
00:23:35,213 --> 00:23:36,414
Just don't talk
to me for a while.

684
00:23:36,448 --> 00:23:38,416
CHRIS: When you
love something, Quinn,
you have to set it free.

685
00:23:38,449 --> 00:23:39,484
This isn't a joke to me,
Christina, okay?

686
00:23:39,517 --> 00:23:41,152
This is my life here.

687
00:23:41,185 --> 00:23:42,286
Right there, right there.

688
00:23:42,320 --> 00:23:44,689
Wow. What the hell is that?

689
00:23:44,723 --> 00:23:47,559
Uh, some kind of
navigation program.

690
00:23:47,592 --> 00:23:51,062
I think we can control
the time machine with this.

691
00:23:51,095 --> 00:23:53,064
Okay, so, you're telling me
that thing can run
the whole machine?

692
00:23:53,098 --> 00:23:55,033
I thought it called for
a boatload of computers.

693
00:23:55,066 --> 00:23:57,368
No, this was 12 years ago
my dad made the schematics.

694
00:23:57,402 --> 00:23:59,203
They didn't have
the technology.

695
00:23:59,237 --> 00:24:01,105
Trust me, welcome to 2014.

696
00:24:01,138 --> 00:24:04,042
This thing is strong enough
to send a rocket to the moon.

697
00:24:04,075 --> 00:24:05,476
You enter the time here,

698
00:24:05,509 --> 00:24:07,412
and you just press
the red button and boom.

699
00:24:07,445 --> 00:24:09,047
We're Doctor Who.

700
00:24:07,445 --> 00:24:09,047
CHRIS: Who's Doctor Who?

701
00:24:09,080 --> 00:24:11,950
Dude, I am sorry for every
mean thing I've ever said
to you.

702
00:24:11,983 --> 00:24:13,284
Really?

703
00:24:11,983 --> 00:24:13,284
Yeah.

704
00:24:13,318 --> 00:24:15,487
Mean thing today.
What he said today.

705
00:24:13,318 --> 00:24:15,487
Oh, yeah, today.

706
00:24:15,520 --> 00:24:17,789
CHRIS: So, how much
longer is this gonna take?

707
00:24:17,823 --> 00:24:19,757
Chris, it's not some
high school textbook, okay.

708
00:24:19,790 --> 00:24:21,760
This is highly
classified schematics.

709
00:24:21,793 --> 00:24:24,062
It could take a day,
take weeks. We don't know.

710
00:24:27,332 --> 00:24:29,634
It goes back six weeks, but

711
00:24:30,701 --> 00:24:32,970
we have to split the power
for the return trip,

712
00:24:33,004 --> 00:24:36,274
so it's three weeks
in the past,
three weeks back.

713
00:24:36,307 --> 00:24:40,077
If we go further than that,
we're basically stuck there.

714
00:24:40,111 --> 00:24:41,446
QUINN: What?

715
00:24:41,479 --> 00:24:43,014
We're stuck in
the past forever!

716
00:24:43,047 --> 00:24:44,516
Why?

717
00:24:44,549 --> 00:24:47,218
If we go more than
three weeks...
I'll tell you later!

718
00:24:47,252 --> 00:24:48,587
Goddang it!

719
00:24:49,721 --> 00:24:52,057
QUINN: Oh, shit, my Xbox
is all tricked out.

720
00:24:52,557 --> 00:24:53,758
That looks good.

721
00:24:54,860 --> 00:24:55,960
That's insane.

722
00:24:55,994 --> 00:24:57,628
You finish with
those couplers yet?

723
00:24:57,662 --> 00:24:59,430
ADAM: Yeah, almost.

724
00:24:59,464 --> 00:25:01,600
Whoa, what the hell, man?

725
00:25:02,333 --> 00:25:03,534
QUINN: Wait. Are you...

726
00:25:03,567 --> 00:25:05,337
These two wires right here?

727
00:25:05,370 --> 00:25:07,605
What do I do
with this screwdriver?

728
00:25:07,639 --> 00:25:09,207
DAVID: Here we go.
There it is.

729
00:25:09,875 --> 00:25:11,042
ADAM: That's it!

730
00:25:11,076 --> 00:25:13,411
Uh, I think I finally
got this thing dialed in.

731
00:25:13,445 --> 00:25:15,480
ADAM: This looks good, David.

732
00:25:13,445 --> 00:25:15,480
QUINN: You need this
for something?

733
00:25:15,513 --> 00:25:17,215
I feel like you
might need this.

734
00:25:15,513 --> 00:25:17,215
ADAM: No, I don't need that.

735
00:25:17,248 --> 00:25:19,083
Hey, guys, are we in position?

736
00:25:19,117 --> 00:25:20,585
Wait, let me get my helmet.

737
00:25:20,619 --> 00:25:21,586
ADAM: Relax,
the switch is cold.

738
00:25:21,619 --> 00:25:22,988
(SMALL EXPLOSION)

739
00:25:23,021 --> 00:25:24,856
(MACHINE RUMBLING)

740
00:25:24,889 --> 00:25:27,058
I thought you just
said it was cold!

741
00:25:24,889 --> 00:25:27,058
It's off!

742
00:25:27,092 --> 00:25:29,661
That is not cold! Do you
know what "cold" means?

743
00:25:29,694 --> 00:25:32,030
Do you feel the power?

744
00:25:29,694 --> 00:25:32,030
DAVID: Guys, guys, guys!

745
00:25:33,098 --> 00:25:34,065
What the...

746
00:25:34,766 --> 00:25:36,134
How is this happening?

747
00:25:36,167 --> 00:25:37,369
I don't know.

748
00:25:37,402 --> 00:25:40,004
Is it all the
electromagnetic energy?

749
00:25:40,038 --> 00:25:41,673
(ADAM LAUGHING)

750
00:25:41,706 --> 00:25:43,574
Oh. Then explain this.
Come here, Chris.

751
00:25:43,607 --> 00:25:45,277
CHRIS: Holy shit.

752
00:25:47,012 --> 00:25:49,014
Oh, my God. Look at that!

753
00:25:47,012 --> 00:25:49,014
QUINN: Oh, shit.

754
00:25:49,547 --> 00:25:51,016
What the...

755
00:25:53,151 --> 00:25:54,185
Guys!

756
00:25:55,519 --> 00:25:57,589
Holy shit, are you
guys seeing this?

757
00:25:59,590 --> 00:26:01,126
Does it hurt? What's it like?

758
00:26:01,159 --> 00:26:03,461
What's my hand doing?

759
00:26:03,494 --> 00:26:04,896
David, the battery's
overheating!

760
00:26:08,032 --> 00:26:09,467
Are you okay?

761
00:26:09,500 --> 00:26:11,736
Yeah. That was...
That was awesome.

762
00:26:11,769 --> 00:26:14,005
These batteries are dead.
It didn't work.

763
00:26:14,038 --> 00:26:15,040
Guys?

764
00:26:18,776 --> 00:26:20,178
Does this seem
familiar to you?

765
00:26:23,214 --> 00:26:24,549
CHRIS: Oh, my God.

766
00:26:24,582 --> 00:26:26,585
(MUFFLED LAUGHTER)

767
00:26:28,520 --> 00:26:30,989
Okay, so I was wrong.
That's definitely you.

768
00:26:32,556 --> 00:26:33,792
(SIGHING)

769
00:26:36,327 --> 00:26:38,029
I mean, you guys, we're, uh,

770
00:26:39,297 --> 00:26:41,499
close.

771
00:26:41,533 --> 00:26:43,701
We still need hydrogen.
Without it, we're done.

772
00:26:43,735 --> 00:26:45,570
What do you mean done?

773
00:26:43,735 --> 00:26:45,570
Without hydrogen, no fusion.

774
00:26:45,603 --> 00:26:47,739
Without fusion,
there's no time travel.

775
00:26:47,772 --> 00:26:49,306
CHRIS: Well,
how much will it cost?

776
00:26:49,340 --> 00:26:50,775
It's not a matter of cost.

777
00:26:50,808 --> 00:26:52,377
I mean, you need
a permit just to buy it, so...

778
00:26:52,410 --> 00:26:53,645
Oh!

779
00:26:54,645 --> 00:26:56,381
You guys, I got an idea.

780
00:26:57,448 --> 00:26:58,717
Cut the camera.

781
00:26:59,884 --> 00:27:01,919
CHRIS: I can't believe
we're doing this.

782
00:27:01,952 --> 00:27:03,688
DAVID: Wait, wait.
There's a security guard.

783
00:27:06,357 --> 00:27:08,726
Hey, Argo, you realize
we're not taking
hostages, right?

784
00:27:08,760 --> 00:27:10,361
What, you didn't bring yours?

785
00:27:08,760 --> 00:27:10,361
QUINN: What?

786
00:27:10,394 --> 00:27:11,829
Can we get
expelled for this?

787
00:27:11,863 --> 00:27:13,531
ADAM: Obviously.

788
00:27:11,863 --> 00:27:13,531
QUINN: Shit.

789
00:27:13,565 --> 00:27:14,966
(DOOR CLOSING)

790
00:27:13,565 --> 00:27:14,966
DAVID: (WHISPERING) Let's go.

791
00:27:16,233 --> 00:27:17,669
CHRIS: Go, go, go.

792
00:27:18,236 --> 00:27:19,704
(PANTING)

793
00:27:21,506 --> 00:27:23,074
DAVID: We're clear.

794
00:27:24,942 --> 00:27:26,578
ADAM: Yo, what's the code?

795
00:27:26,611 --> 00:27:28,947
One, three, four, five.

796
00:27:28,980 --> 00:27:30,348
CHRIS: Come on, hurry.

797
00:27:28,980 --> 00:27:30,348
DAVID: Wait, is it...

798
00:27:30,381 --> 00:27:32,217
ADAM: It's pi. Duh.

799
00:27:32,250 --> 00:27:33,952
Put it, put it, put it.

800
00:27:35,487 --> 00:27:36,754
Yes! Lights.

801
00:27:35,487 --> 00:27:36,754
ADAM: Go, go, go, go!

802
00:27:36,787 --> 00:27:38,556
CHRIS:
Someone get the lights.

803
00:27:38,590 --> 00:27:40,458
DAVID: Lights, lights.

804
00:27:38,590 --> 00:27:40,458
CHRIS: Go, go, go!

805
00:27:40,491 --> 00:27:41,993
DAVID: Guys, it's probably
locked in one of these, okay?

806
00:27:42,026 --> 00:27:43,528
ADAM: Wait up. David, David.

807
00:27:43,561 --> 00:27:45,397
CHRIS: David, too far,
too far, come back.

808
00:27:49,033 --> 00:27:50,835
QUINN: Yes!

809
00:27:49,033 --> 00:27:50,835
CHRIS: Nice.

810
00:27:50,868 --> 00:27:52,203
QUINN: God, I'm strong.

811
00:27:52,236 --> 00:27:53,938
Hey, get one
of those crates!

812
00:27:52,236 --> 00:27:53,938
CHRIS: Yeah.

813
00:27:53,971 --> 00:27:55,506
ADAM: Yo, how much do we need?

814
00:27:55,539 --> 00:27:56,840
DAVID: We'll take them all.
Get the bag.

815
00:27:56,874 --> 00:27:57,942
ADAM: We might
not get another shot.

816
00:27:57,975 --> 00:27:59,144
CHRIS: Here,
I got two crates.

817
00:27:59,177 --> 00:28:00,511
QUINN: Yo, I can't
carry all that.

818
00:28:00,544 --> 00:28:02,013
ADAM: Careful, it's hydrogen!

819
00:28:03,314 --> 00:28:04,782
Got it. Let's get out of here.

820
00:28:04,815 --> 00:28:07,084
Whoa!

821
00:28:04,815 --> 00:28:07,084
ADAM: Oh, come on.

822
00:28:07,118 --> 00:28:08,552
QUINN: You frickin' idiot.

823
00:28:07,118 --> 00:28:08,552
ADAM: Shut up!

824
00:28:08,586 --> 00:28:10,155
QUINN: Come on!

825
00:28:10,188 --> 00:28:11,923
DAVID: You got the camera?

826
00:28:10,188 --> 00:28:11,923
CHRIS: Yeah, got it.

827
00:28:11,956 --> 00:28:14,025
DAVID: Come on,
come on, come on.

828
00:28:14,692 --> 00:28:16,061
You first.

829
00:28:18,796 --> 00:28:21,031
(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS
OUTSIDE)

830
00:28:21,065 --> 00:28:22,600
Hey, does anyone
want to take like...

831
00:28:22,634 --> 00:28:24,035
I don't know,
like a five-minute break?

832
00:28:24,068 --> 00:28:25,737
It looks like
Walker's having a party.

833
00:28:25,770 --> 00:28:28,139
DAVID: Guys, it works.
The hydrogen fits.

834
00:28:28,839 --> 00:28:30,742
Chris, get in position.

835
00:28:34,145 --> 00:28:35,813
CHRIS: What's
with the watches?

836
00:28:35,846 --> 00:28:37,749
Okay, so if this works,

837
00:28:37,782 --> 00:28:39,384
when the red one comes back,
it'll be 60 seconds

838
00:28:39,417 --> 00:28:41,152
behind the black one.

839
00:28:41,186 --> 00:28:43,087
Here you go.

840
00:28:43,120 --> 00:28:45,523
This is Project...
Oh, yeah.

841
00:28:45,556 --> 00:28:48,826
This is Project Almanac.
Experiment one, trial one.

842
00:28:48,859 --> 00:28:50,561
Temporal distance, 60 seconds.

843
00:28:50,595 --> 00:28:52,296
CHRIS: In English, please?

844
00:28:52,330 --> 00:28:54,999
Uh, it means we're going
to send your crappy toy

845
00:28:55,032 --> 00:28:56,968
a minute back into the past.
All right, you guys ready?

846
00:28:57,001 --> 00:28:58,936
Quinn. Are you
going to set this?

847
00:28:58,970 --> 00:29:01,005
QUINN: Oh, shit.

848
00:28:58,970 --> 00:29:01,005
One job, he has one job.

849
00:29:01,039 --> 00:29:03,074
GoPro, set.
Come on, come on, come on.

850
00:29:04,976 --> 00:29:06,344
ADAM: All right, we're good.

851
00:29:08,513 --> 00:29:10,048
Three, two...

852
00:29:10,081 --> 00:29:11,382
CHRIS: Wait,
let me put my goggles on.

853
00:29:11,416 --> 00:29:12,850
DAVID: Chris, come on,
be present, focus.

854
00:29:12,883 --> 00:29:14,084
CHRIS: One second.

855
00:29:14,118 --> 00:29:15,419
ADAM: You good?

856
00:29:14,118 --> 00:29:15,419
CHRIS: I'm good.

857
00:29:15,452 --> 00:29:17,889
Three, two, one.

858
00:29:18,790 --> 00:29:20,958
(LOW RATTLING)

859
00:29:20,991 --> 00:29:23,361
QUINN: What the hell?

860
00:29:20,991 --> 00:29:23,361
ADAM: Just give it a second.

861
00:29:28,265 --> 00:29:30,902
Do it again, just do
it again, man. Go on.

862
00:29:31,469 --> 00:29:34,138
ADAM: Three, two, one.

863
00:29:34,172 --> 00:29:35,739
(LOW RATTLING)

864
00:29:35,773 --> 00:29:37,041
QUINN: What the hell, Adam?

865
00:29:37,074 --> 00:29:38,342
ADAM: Just give me a second.

866
00:29:38,376 --> 00:29:40,377
QUINN: What did you do?

867
00:29:38,376 --> 00:29:40,377
ADAM: Nothing.

868
00:29:40,411 --> 00:29:42,113
(RUMBLING)

869
00:29:43,381 --> 00:29:44,715
QUINN: Oh, shit.

870
00:29:44,749 --> 00:29:46,117
ADAM: All right.

871
00:29:44,749 --> 00:29:46,117
It's working!

872
00:29:48,786 --> 00:29:50,321
ADAM: The power's holding!

873
00:29:52,890 --> 00:29:54,492
What's going on?
Come on, come on!

874
00:29:56,727 --> 00:29:59,163
(BATTERY CRACKLES)

875
00:29:56,727 --> 00:29:59,163
QUINN: Oh, shit!

876
00:29:59,196 --> 00:30:01,399
ADAM: Come on!

877
00:29:59,196 --> 00:30:01,399
(OBJECTS CLATTERING)

878
00:30:02,300 --> 00:30:03,968
What the hell?

879
00:30:04,001 --> 00:30:05,970
ADAM: No, no, no, no.

880
00:30:08,072 --> 00:30:10,074
They're fried.

881
00:30:08,072 --> 00:30:10,074
DAVID: Really?

882
00:30:10,107 --> 00:30:11,642
You guys, we haven't
had a night off in weeks.

883
00:30:11,675 --> 00:30:13,143
Why don't we just, you know,

884
00:30:13,177 --> 00:30:14,746
take it off and
check out the party.

885
00:30:14,779 --> 00:30:16,581
DAVID: Then how the hell are
we supposed to do we do this?

886
00:30:16,614 --> 00:30:19,216
This thing just keeps
eating through batteries, man.

887
00:30:19,250 --> 00:30:21,953
We need a really
strong power source.

888
00:30:21,986 --> 00:30:25,056
Something that can recharge
itself as it puts out power.

889
00:30:25,589 --> 00:30:27,425
(MUSIC PLAYING OUTSIDE)

890
00:30:30,327 --> 00:30:33,130
It's nickel-metal hydride.
Oh, my God, how did I not...

891
00:30:33,164 --> 00:30:35,166
Oh, for sure.
What did he say?

892
00:30:36,033 --> 00:30:38,203
(INDISTINCT SHOUTING)

893
00:30:39,103 --> 00:30:41,472
QUINN: What the hell
is he doing?

894
00:30:41,505 --> 00:30:43,174
CHRIS: Beats me.

895
00:30:49,213 --> 00:30:51,649
Why is he getting
Jessie Pierce to
park in our driveway?

896
00:30:51,682 --> 00:30:53,251
Right there's good.

897
00:30:56,386 --> 00:30:58,155
QUINN: Whoa!
Jessie Pierce drives?

898
00:30:58,189 --> 00:30:59,724
I assumed she just, like,
appeared out of thin air,

899
00:30:59,757 --> 00:31:01,158
like most
mythological creatures.

900
00:31:01,192 --> 00:31:03,194
You guys coming to the party?

901
00:31:03,227 --> 00:31:06,063
Yeah. We just
gotta get changed.

902
00:31:03,227 --> 00:31:06,063
JESSIE: Uh-huh.

903
00:31:06,097 --> 00:31:08,466
Stay out of my perfume.

904
00:31:06,097 --> 00:31:08,466
GIRL: Jessie, come on.

905
00:31:12,603 --> 00:31:14,705
DAVID: I'm gonna need every
jumper cable you can find.

906
00:31:14,739 --> 00:31:15,840
We're going
to use her battery.

907
00:31:15,873 --> 00:31:17,841
CHRIS: I got them.

908
00:31:17,875 --> 00:31:20,144
Christina.

909
00:31:17,875 --> 00:31:20,144
CHRIS: Here you go.

910
00:31:20,178 --> 00:31:21,846
QUINN: What's so special
about this hybrid battery?

911
00:31:21,879 --> 00:31:24,081
Its negative electrodes uses
a hydrogen-absorbing alloy...

912
00:31:24,115 --> 00:31:26,084
QUINN: Okay, you know what?
Forget I asked.

913
00:31:28,752 --> 00:31:30,889
Connecting now!

914
00:31:28,752 --> 00:31:30,889
QUINN: Wait!

915
00:31:31,989 --> 00:31:33,591
Dude!

916
00:31:31,989 --> 00:31:33,591
CHRIS: That was awesome.

917
00:31:33,624 --> 00:31:35,226
DAVID: Hey, what's the hell's
taking you guys so long?

918
00:31:35,259 --> 00:31:36,994
Well, maybe, you know,
if Adam wasn't

919
00:31:37,027 --> 00:31:38,729
trying to kill me, then
it might go a little faster.

920
00:31:38,762 --> 00:31:40,898
(CHRIS LAUGHING)

921
00:31:38,762 --> 00:31:40,898
Stop laughing,
it's not funny! Come on!

922
00:31:40,932 --> 00:31:41,732
ADAM: We're good.

923
00:31:40,932 --> 00:31:41,732
CHRIS: Let's go, let's go!

924
00:31:41,765 --> 00:31:43,100
Come on!

925
00:31:43,134 --> 00:31:44,735
Quick! Adam,
clean off the table.

926
00:31:44,768 --> 00:31:46,203
ADAM: How long do we have?

927
00:31:46,236 --> 00:31:48,640
I don't know.
Chris, how long do
girls stay at parties?

928
00:31:48,673 --> 00:31:50,541
Well, dude, hot girls
don't stay at parties long.

929
00:31:50,574 --> 00:31:52,342
They go to multiple ones,
like five or six a night.

930
00:31:52,376 --> 00:31:54,312
What do you
know about that?

931
00:31:52,376 --> 00:31:54,312
Is this gonna work?

932
00:31:54,345 --> 00:31:56,113
I don't know,
there's a good chance
we're gonna blow up her car.

933
00:31:56,147 --> 00:31:58,516
Chris, give me a hand. Here.

934
00:31:56,147 --> 00:31:58,516
CHRIS: What?

935
00:31:58,549 --> 00:32:00,484
Look, I want you to make sure
this connection is stable.

936
00:32:00,518 --> 00:32:02,252
ADAM: So we just go, right,
David?

937
00:32:00,518 --> 00:32:02,252
DAVID: Yeah! It's cool.

938
00:32:02,286 --> 00:32:04,789
QUINN: GoPro set. (GRUNTING)
Wait, let me get my helmet.

939
00:32:04,822 --> 00:32:06,991
Coordinates set, 60 seconds.

940
00:32:04,822 --> 00:32:06,991
DAVID: Come on, come on.

941
00:32:07,024 --> 00:32:09,326
CHRIS: Let me
get my goggles!

942
00:32:09,359 --> 00:32:12,130
Oh, shit, it doesn't reach.
Guys, table, table, table!

943
00:32:13,096 --> 00:32:15,300
ADAM: Okay, one,
two, three, push.

944
00:32:15,967 --> 00:32:17,535
Again, again!

945
00:32:17,568 --> 00:32:19,036
ADAM: One, two, three, push.

946
00:32:19,070 --> 00:32:21,205
Whoa!

947
00:32:19,070 --> 00:32:21,205
(MACHINE STARTING UP)

948
00:32:24,107 --> 00:32:26,244
Everybody, back, back, back.

949
00:32:30,081 --> 00:32:32,550
QUINN: Look at the camera!
Look at the camera!

950
00:32:38,456 --> 00:32:40,491
CHRIS: Let me get
my camera! I gotta get it!

951
00:32:40,524 --> 00:32:43,027
Let me get my camera!
Hold on one second!

952
00:32:45,463 --> 00:32:46,564
ADAM: Chris, come on!

953
00:32:46,597 --> 00:32:47,699
DAVID: Chris, hurry up!

954
00:32:48,466 --> 00:32:49,901
(CRACKLING)

955
00:32:49,934 --> 00:32:51,068
Aw. Jeez, that was loud.

956
00:32:51,101 --> 00:32:52,603
(BANGING ON DOOR)

957
00:32:52,637 --> 00:32:54,138
Oh, my God.

958
00:32:54,171 --> 00:32:56,140
JESSIE: David, let me in!
David, open the door!

959
00:32:56,173 --> 00:32:58,075
Oh, shit, guys! It's Jessie.

960
00:32:58,109 --> 00:33:00,578
Do not let her in! She can't
handle this, honestly!

961
00:33:01,612 --> 00:33:03,981
David, what the hell? Wh...

962
00:33:04,014 --> 00:33:06,851
What is going on?
What are you doing?

963
00:33:06,884 --> 00:33:08,853
DAVID: Jessie, get down!

964
00:33:08,886 --> 00:33:11,388
Why? What are you guys doing?
Oh, my God.

965
00:33:11,421 --> 00:33:12,723
(VOICE DISTORTED)
Project Almanac.

966
00:33:12,756 --> 00:33:14,992
Experiment one, trial two.

967
00:33:15,025 --> 00:33:17,095
Get that, get that, get that!

968
00:33:24,068 --> 00:33:26,137
What is all this?

969
00:33:24,068 --> 00:33:26,137
DAVID: Get this! Get this!

970
00:33:28,606 --> 00:33:29,707
Get down!

971
00:33:31,809 --> 00:33:33,578
(EXPLOSION)

972
00:33:42,387 --> 00:33:44,155
(CLATTERING)

973
00:33:48,158 --> 00:33:50,094
MAN: Oh, my God,
the lights went out.

974
00:33:51,828 --> 00:33:53,097
DAVID: Are you guys okay?

975
00:33:53,130 --> 00:33:54,599
QUINN: Yeah. Are you?

976
00:33:56,467 --> 00:33:58,169
DAVID: You okay?

977
00:33:56,467 --> 00:33:58,169
JESSIE: Yeah.

978
00:33:59,603 --> 00:34:00,805
QUINN: That scared me.

979
00:34:01,672 --> 00:34:03,207
ADAM: Good idea.

980
00:34:07,111 --> 00:34:10,181
(ALL BREATHING HEAVILY)

981
00:34:10,214 --> 00:34:12,617
DAVID: Oh, God. Oh, God.

982
00:34:12,650 --> 00:34:14,252
QUINN: What the hell?

983
00:34:20,257 --> 00:34:22,193
ADAM: Wait, disconnecting.

984
00:34:22,993 --> 00:34:24,295
DAVID: Grab the camera.

985
00:34:24,328 --> 00:34:27,198
Where's the...
Guys, where's the Corvette?

986
00:34:27,231 --> 00:34:29,333
ADAM: It was supposed
to be here, one minute behind.

987
00:34:29,366 --> 00:34:31,302
JESSIE: What the hell
did you guys do?

988
00:34:31,335 --> 00:34:33,237
DAVID: I can't believe
the Corvette's not there.

989
00:34:33,270 --> 00:34:35,273
ADAM: This doesn't
make any sense.

990
00:34:37,809 --> 00:34:39,209
(THUDDING)

991
00:34:39,243 --> 00:34:40,611
CHRIS:
Ow, ow!

992
00:34:42,479 --> 00:34:43,714
Chris, are you sure
you're okay?

993
00:34:43,748 --> 00:34:45,183
CHRIS: Yeah, I'm okay.

994
00:34:46,350 --> 00:34:48,118
DAVID: Oh, shit.
Hey, guys, I found it!

995
00:34:48,152 --> 00:34:50,688
ADAM: No way.

996
00:34:48,152 --> 00:34:50,688
ALL: Oh, my God.

997
00:34:51,522 --> 00:34:52,557
QUINN: What?

998
00:34:54,192 --> 00:34:57,027
It's fused to
the fricking wall!

999
00:34:57,061 --> 00:34:59,530
CHRIS: No way.

1000
00:34:57,061 --> 00:34:59,530
Are you guys seeing this?

1001
00:34:59,564 --> 00:35:01,232
Yo, stopwatch.

1002
00:35:03,100 --> 00:35:04,535
ADAM: My God! It went
back two hours. David?

1003
00:35:04,568 --> 00:35:06,471
Two hours?

1004
00:35:04,568 --> 00:35:06,471
ADAM: That's what it says.

1005
00:35:07,004 --> 00:35:08,639
What's on the GoPro?

1006
00:35:08,672 --> 00:35:10,140
DAVID:  Clean off the table.

1007
00:35:08,672 --> 00:35:10,140
ADAM:  How long do we have?

1008
00:35:10,174 --> 00:35:11,275
DAVID:  I don't know.

1009
00:35:11,308 --> 00:35:13,377
It was there the whole time.

1010
00:35:13,410 --> 00:35:14,979
 QUINN:  Well, dude, hot girls
 don't stay at parties long.

1011
00:35:15,012 --> 00:35:16,613
 They go to multiple ones,
 like five or six a night.

1012
00:35:16,647 --> 00:35:18,249
 DAVID:  What do you
 know about that?

1013
00:35:18,282 --> 00:35:19,884
I can't even comprehend
this right now.

1014
00:35:19,917 --> 00:35:21,318
ADAM: It works.

1015
00:35:21,352 --> 00:35:23,354
We sent something
back in time.

1016
00:35:25,856 --> 00:35:27,625
Chris...

1017
00:35:27,658 --> 00:35:29,193
Hey.

1018
00:35:27,658 --> 00:35:29,193
Hey. You okay?

1019
00:35:29,994 --> 00:35:32,629
Uh, yeah. I just...

1020
00:35:32,663 --> 00:35:34,665
I don't really understand
what just happened.

1021
00:35:35,733 --> 00:35:36,734
Well...

1022
00:35:37,768 --> 00:35:39,703
We just built
a time machine.

1023
00:35:39,736 --> 00:35:41,171
We built a time machine.

1024
00:35:39,736 --> 00:35:41,171
We built a time machine.

1025
00:35:41,205 --> 00:35:44,308
Smoke! Shit! The cables!

1026
00:35:44,341 --> 00:35:45,977
Get the fire extinguisher!

1027
00:35:44,341 --> 00:35:45,977
Oh, my God. My car!

1028
00:35:46,010 --> 00:35:47,645
(SCHOOL BELL RINGING)

1029
00:35:47,678 --> 00:35:49,013
QUINN: So, what's
with the backpack?

1030
00:35:49,046 --> 00:35:50,247
DAVID: I'm reducing
the width of frame

1031
00:35:50,281 --> 00:35:51,882
so the machine can fit inside

1032
00:35:51,915 --> 00:35:53,717
a 22-by-14-inch backpack.

1033
00:35:53,751 --> 00:35:55,352
QUINN: So we could
just walk around with it?

1034
00:35:55,385 --> 00:35:57,588
It'd only weigh 8 pounds.

1035
00:35:55,385 --> 00:35:57,588
QUINN: The whole thing?

1036
00:35:57,622 --> 00:36:01,258
LOU: Goldberg! It's time
for your presentation.

1037
00:36:01,292 --> 00:36:03,127
QUINN: Did that guy
just say "presentation?"

1038
00:36:03,160 --> 00:36:04,895
LOU: All right,
everybody, settle down.

1039
00:36:04,928 --> 00:36:06,263
Quinn, you didn't study?

1040
00:36:06,297 --> 00:36:07,531
No, I didn't study. I've been
building a time machine.

1041
00:36:07,564 --> 00:36:08,766
LOU: Let's
get this over with.

1042
00:36:08,799 --> 00:36:10,368
You're up first.

1043
00:36:08,799 --> 00:36:10,368
QUINN: Yeah, I know.

1044
00:36:11,769 --> 00:36:14,639
Name the first 10 elements
of the periodic table.

1045
00:36:15,338 --> 00:36:17,340
(INDISTINCT BANTER)

1046
00:36:17,374 --> 00:36:19,577
ADAM: All right, so, um,
I was thinking we should

1047
00:36:19,610 --> 00:36:21,145
start off small.
I was making a list.

1048
00:36:21,178 --> 00:36:22,914
Uh, bacteria, to send through.

1049
00:36:23,547 --> 00:36:24,715
CHRIS: Yeah.

1050
00:36:24,748 --> 00:36:26,450
I can grab something
from Dr. Lou's class.

1051
00:36:26,483 --> 00:36:27,818
He actually really likes me.

1052
00:36:27,851 --> 00:36:30,254
Yesterday I was
at Petco with my mom.

1053
00:36:30,287 --> 00:36:32,823
And they have, like, dozens
of those little white mice,

1054
00:36:32,856 --> 00:36:34,891
and you could just
send those back.

1055
00:36:34,925 --> 00:36:37,261
Think about it.
If you were a mouse,
you'd be like,

1056
00:36:37,294 --> 00:36:38,629
"Damn, I'm time traveling
right now!"

1057
00:36:38,662 --> 00:36:41,699
Guys, I'm serious.
We need to keep this quiet.

1058
00:36:42,733 --> 00:36:44,468
Okay, Jessie saw me
staring at her.

1059
00:36:44,501 --> 00:36:47,004
That's real smooth...
Real smooth, David, perfect.

1060
00:36:47,037 --> 00:36:49,707
Guys, can you please not just
all look at her? Guys, stop!

1061
00:36:49,740 --> 00:36:51,142
JESSIE: Hey, guys!

1062
00:36:51,175 --> 00:36:52,843
Smooth, guys. Nice.

1063
00:36:51,175 --> 00:36:52,843
Is she coming over?

1064
00:36:52,876 --> 00:36:54,211
ADAM: David, game face,
put your game face on.

1065
00:36:54,245 --> 00:36:55,813
DAVID: I haven't
got a game face.

1066
00:37:01,952 --> 00:37:03,688
(JESSIE CLEARING THROAT)

1067
00:37:05,923 --> 00:37:07,658
Somebody say something.

1068
00:37:09,526 --> 00:37:11,562
DAVID: Okay,
thank you for letting
us use your battery.

1069
00:37:11,596 --> 00:37:13,631
Yeah, no problem.
What are you going
to do with it?

1070
00:37:13,664 --> 00:37:16,133
Well, we're gonna test it.
We're gonna...

1071
00:37:16,167 --> 00:37:17,434
JESSIE: But I thought
you already tested it.

1072
00:37:17,468 --> 00:37:20,337
Yeah, yeah, but we haven't
tested on a living organism.

1073
00:37:20,370 --> 00:37:21,806
So now you're going to
test it on people, right?

1074
00:37:21,839 --> 00:37:23,240
ALL: No!

1075
00:37:23,273 --> 00:37:24,742
ADAM: Bacteria first.

1076
00:37:23,273 --> 00:37:24,742
QUINN: Or puppies.

1077
00:37:24,775 --> 00:37:26,410
DAVID: We need to start...

1078
00:37:24,775 --> 00:37:26,410
Puppies?

1079
00:37:26,443 --> 00:37:27,511
QUINN: You've been
to Petco, right?

1080
00:37:27,545 --> 00:37:28,679
You've seen all
the white mice?

1081
00:37:28,712 --> 00:37:29,981
DAVID: Quinn,
enough with the Petco.

1082
00:37:30,014 --> 00:37:31,481
We have to take
this step by step.

1083
00:37:31,515 --> 00:37:32,783
Be very conscious
of what we're doing.

1084
00:37:32,816 --> 00:37:35,285
Right, but shouldn't
the next step be, like,

1085
00:37:35,318 --> 00:37:37,521
testing it on us?

1086
00:37:37,554 --> 00:37:39,323
It's not... You know,
this is not a toy.

1087
00:37:39,356 --> 00:37:40,891
We need to take it
step by step...

1088
00:37:40,924 --> 00:37:42,893
JESSIE: I'm not
saying it's a toy, but like...

1089
00:37:42,926 --> 00:37:44,161
I mean, there's a lot
of things we have
to think about...

1090
00:37:44,195 --> 00:37:45,763
DAVID: Hey, what is that?

1091
00:37:45,796 --> 00:37:47,465
What is this?

1092
00:37:45,796 --> 00:37:47,465
JESSIE: What? My keys?

1093
00:37:47,931 --> 00:37:49,333
CHRIS: Oh, my God.

1094
00:37:50,734 --> 00:37:51,869
JESSIE: What's wrong
with my keys?

1095
00:37:51,902 --> 00:37:53,136
CHRIS:
They're just really cool.

1096
00:37:53,169 --> 00:37:54,605
JESSIE: You're kidding, right?

1097
00:37:55,372 --> 00:37:57,008
Hello?

1098
00:37:55,372 --> 00:37:57,008
Sorry.

1099
00:38:02,680 --> 00:38:04,582
JESSIE: I don't... (SIGHING)

1100
00:38:06,117 --> 00:38:08,019
This isn't fake, right?

1101
00:38:06,117 --> 00:38:08,019
DAVID: No.

1102
00:38:09,053 --> 00:38:10,488
No, it's real.

1103
00:38:11,789 --> 00:38:13,024
(SIGHING)

1104
00:38:16,026 --> 00:38:17,862
It doesn't make any sense.

1105
00:38:20,430 --> 00:38:22,265
You guys film everything, huh?
(CHUCKLING)

1106
00:38:22,299 --> 00:38:25,435
(PEOPLE SHOUTING ON LAPTOP)

1107
00:38:25,468 --> 00:38:27,738
DAVID: I think, um,
we have to go with

1108
00:38:27,772 --> 00:38:29,139
another inanimate object
and then move our way to...

1109
00:38:29,172 --> 00:38:30,641
No.

1110
00:38:30,674 --> 00:38:32,075
DAVID: You know, plants and...

1111
00:38:32,109 --> 00:38:33,777
Come on.

1112
00:38:32,109 --> 00:38:33,777
DAVID: Come on, what?

1113
00:38:33,811 --> 00:38:35,278
You're watching this video
and you're gonna send

1114
00:38:35,312 --> 00:38:36,680
another inanimate
object through?

1115
00:38:36,713 --> 00:38:38,448
DAVID: It'll be very
potentially dangerous.

1116
00:38:38,481 --> 00:38:40,518
But you know that
you can do this.

1117
00:38:41,485 --> 00:38:44,255
What are you waiting for?

1118
00:38:44,288 --> 00:38:46,623
ADAM: If we
increase the power
to the glass circuit,

1119
00:38:46,657 --> 00:38:49,659
the diameter of the warp
could expand to 9 feet,

1120
00:38:49,693 --> 00:38:51,695
which may fit all five of us.

1121
00:38:51,728 --> 00:38:53,263
DAVID: Graphics processor
dialed in.

1122
00:38:53,297 --> 00:38:54,431
QUINN: Am I gonna
get electrocuted?

1123
00:38:54,465 --> 00:38:56,232
DAVID: Setting the machine
to 24 hours back.

1124
00:38:56,266 --> 00:38:57,567
That's how far we'll push it.

1125
00:38:57,601 --> 00:39:00,204
CHRIS: David,
I'm getting scared.

1126
00:39:00,237 --> 00:39:02,440
ADAM: Running system
diagnostic test.

1127
00:39:03,440 --> 00:39:04,809
All systems check.

1128
00:39:06,543 --> 00:39:08,779
DAVID: Guys, turning
machine to standby mode.

1129
00:39:09,313 --> 00:39:10,647
We're ready to go.

1130
00:39:10,680 --> 00:39:12,349
(SIGHING)

1131
00:39:12,382 --> 00:39:14,484
Dad, I'm not sure what
you were doing down here

1132
00:39:14,517 --> 00:39:15,953
or why you were doing it,

1133
00:39:17,354 --> 00:39:18,923
but this is for you.

1134
00:39:23,127 --> 00:39:24,929
(PANTING)

1135
00:39:35,105 --> 00:39:36,574
(SIGHING)

1136
00:39:39,376 --> 00:39:41,711
DAVID: Full disclosure, guys.

1137
00:39:41,745 --> 00:39:43,213
There's a slight chance that

1138
00:39:43,247 --> 00:39:46,717
oxygen and nitrogen
naturally found in the air
could catalyze.

1139
00:39:48,519 --> 00:39:50,588
QUINN: What does that mean?

1140
00:39:50,621 --> 00:39:52,123
DAVID: We could explode.

1141
00:39:56,159 --> 00:39:57,661
Here. Set the GoPro
up over there,

1142
00:39:57,695 --> 00:39:59,930
so we can get a, you know,
wide shot of the environment.

1143
00:39:59,964 --> 00:40:00,798
QUINN: Okay.

1144
00:40:02,166 --> 00:40:04,001
We need to move away from
the car, away from the trees,

1145
00:40:04,034 --> 00:40:05,702
and everything, right.
Get some clearance.

1146
00:40:05,736 --> 00:40:07,204
Remember, the warp has
a 10-foot diameter, so...

1147
00:40:07,237 --> 00:40:08,906
Yeah.

1148
00:40:07,237 --> 00:40:08,906
CHRIS: Where should we go?

1149
00:40:10,140 --> 00:40:12,109
I think, um, yeah, right here?

1150
00:40:18,949 --> 00:40:20,784
(ADAM EXHALING)

1151
00:40:18,949 --> 00:40:20,784
DAVID: Are you recording?

1152
00:40:20,818 --> 00:40:22,486
CHRIS: No, the red light
means something else entirely.

1153
00:40:22,519 --> 00:40:24,088
(CHUCKLING)

1154
00:40:27,191 --> 00:40:28,492
DAVID: Okay.

1155
00:40:29,193 --> 00:40:30,594
To reiterate,

1156
00:40:31,928 --> 00:40:35,432
because of the catalyzation
of the oxygen in our lungs,

1157
00:40:35,465 --> 00:40:37,001
do not hold your breath.
You got that?

1158
00:40:37,768 --> 00:40:38,936
CHRIS: Yeah.

1159
00:40:40,904 --> 00:40:42,739
Because of the
high level of impact,

1160
00:40:42,772 --> 00:40:45,642
keep your body
loose, right?

1161
00:40:42,772 --> 00:40:45,642
Yeah.

1162
00:40:45,676 --> 00:40:47,544
And because of UV light,
keep your eyes closed.

1163
00:40:47,577 --> 00:40:49,447
ADAM: (SOFTLY) Yeah.

1164
00:40:50,681 --> 00:40:52,216
Okay, is anyone else, like,

1165
00:40:52,249 --> 00:40:53,417
shitting their pants
right now?

1166
00:40:53,450 --> 00:40:55,218
Or is it...

1167
00:40:53,450 --> 00:40:55,218
(LAUGHING)

1168
00:40:55,251 --> 00:40:57,755
Guys, I'm not gonna lie.
I'm completely terrified.

1169
00:40:58,622 --> 00:41:00,457
But I'm the one
who's on the tape.

1170
00:41:00,491 --> 00:41:01,926
So if you guys

1171
00:41:02,859 --> 00:41:05,229
don't want to come,
I understand. Okay?

1172
00:41:06,863 --> 00:41:09,467
CHRIS: I'm in.
If you're going, I am.

1173
00:41:10,300 --> 00:41:11,769
I'm in, too.

1174
00:41:12,436 --> 00:41:13,904
ADAM: I'm with the group.

1175
00:41:15,639 --> 00:41:17,408
I've done every boring thing
with you since first grade.

1176
00:41:17,441 --> 00:41:18,809
Of course I'm coming.

1177
00:41:19,209 --> 00:41:20,477
All right.

1178
00:41:20,511 --> 00:41:22,279
Let's step in.

1179
00:41:22,312 --> 00:41:23,948
Wait, like right now?

1180
00:41:25,882 --> 00:41:27,952
It's all right.
It's okay.

1181
00:41:28,585 --> 00:41:30,620
We're going to be okay.

1182
00:41:30,654 --> 00:41:31,989
We're gonna be okay.

1183
00:41:32,022 --> 00:41:33,824
Chris, come on,
you need to get closer.

1184
00:41:33,857 --> 00:41:35,159
Okay.

1185
00:41:35,192 --> 00:41:37,094
(ALL BREATHING HEAVILY)

1186
00:41:38,729 --> 00:41:40,130
All right, you guys
ready for this?

1187
00:41:40,163 --> 00:41:41,699
Yeah.

1188
00:41:40,163 --> 00:41:41,699
Yeah.

1189
00:41:47,271 --> 00:41:49,573
(LOUD WHIRRING)

1190
00:41:51,641 --> 00:41:53,577
DAVID: Get in closer!

1191
00:41:53,610 --> 00:41:55,379
(INDISTINCT SHOUTING)

1192
00:41:55,412 --> 00:41:57,147
(CAR ALARM BLARING)

1193
00:41:58,249 --> 00:41:59,817
(ALL SHOUTING)

1194
00:42:08,158 --> 00:42:10,093
Guys! Guys! Look!

1195
00:42:10,127 --> 00:42:11,962
DAVID: Holy shit! Get down!

1196
00:42:16,066 --> 00:42:17,668
(INDISTINCT SHOUTING)

1197
00:42:30,713 --> 00:42:32,716
(DOGS BARKING IN DISTANCE)

1198
00:42:35,452 --> 00:42:36,787
(GROANING)

1199
00:42:39,356 --> 00:42:40,824
(GRUNTING)

1200
00:42:42,192 --> 00:42:43,694
God, it's burning.

1201
00:42:46,396 --> 00:42:47,798
(HIGH-PITCH RINGING)

1202
00:42:47,831 --> 00:42:49,533
CHRIS: David, your ears.

1203
00:42:49,566 --> 00:42:51,735
JESSIE: Guys? Guys,
I can't hear anything.

1204
00:42:51,769 --> 00:42:54,104
Guys? I can't hear!

1205
00:42:54,138 --> 00:42:55,606
(INAUDIBLE)

1206
00:42:58,708 --> 00:43:00,244
Can you hear me?
Can you hear me?

1207
00:43:00,945 --> 00:43:02,246
You can? Okay.

1208
00:43:03,013 --> 00:43:04,248
(QUINN GASPS)

1209
00:43:04,281 --> 00:43:05,916
CHRIS: (PANTING)
Holy shit!

1210
00:43:06,417 --> 00:43:07,751
DAVID: You okay?

1211
00:43:09,753 --> 00:43:11,455
Where's Adam?

1212
00:43:09,753 --> 00:43:11,455
Yeah, where's Adam?

1213
00:43:11,488 --> 00:43:13,023
DAVID: Where's Adam?

1214
00:43:11,488 --> 00:43:13,023
CHRIS: Adam!

1215
00:43:13,057 --> 00:43:14,591
(RATTLING)

1216
00:43:14,624 --> 00:43:17,427
What the hell?
What the hell?

1217
00:43:17,460 --> 00:43:18,829
My God, please
tell me you got that.

1218
00:43:17,460 --> 00:43:18,829
Are you all right?

1219
00:43:18,862 --> 00:43:20,397
Please tell me
you got all that.

1220
00:43:20,431 --> 00:43:21,799
(ADAM COUGHING)

1221
00:43:22,732 --> 00:43:23,934
QUINN: You all right, buddy?

1222
00:43:23,968 --> 00:43:25,335
ADAM: I'm okay.

1223
00:43:25,369 --> 00:43:26,803
We're okay.

1224
00:43:26,836 --> 00:43:28,305
Did it work?

1225
00:43:26,836 --> 00:43:28,305
(ADAM COUGHING)

1226
00:43:29,139 --> 00:43:31,708
CHRIS: Where's the car?

1227
00:43:31,741 --> 00:43:33,810
Well, if it worked,
it's not gonna be here

1228
00:43:33,843 --> 00:43:35,713
until we drive it
here tomorrow.

1229
00:43:36,312 --> 00:43:38,048
Look at this. Look.

1230
00:43:38,415 --> 00:43:39,883
Holy shit.

1231
00:43:39,917 --> 00:43:42,386
ADAM: David, we need
to see if this really worked.

1232
00:43:42,419 --> 00:43:44,555
Wait, I got an idea. Yeah,
I got a sick idea. Come on.

1233
00:43:44,588 --> 00:43:46,089
Shh.

1234
00:43:46,122 --> 00:43:47,290
My neighbor's dog
is a beast.

1235
00:43:46,122 --> 00:43:47,290
(DOG BARKING)

1236
00:43:47,323 --> 00:43:49,025
Why are we going
in your house?

1237
00:43:47,323 --> 00:43:49,025
QUINN: Just trust me.

1238
00:43:49,059 --> 00:43:50,461
Seriously, this is
what we're doing?

1239
00:43:50,494 --> 00:43:52,229
My mom's asleep,
just don't wake her.

1240
00:43:52,262 --> 00:43:53,530
I want to see if this works.

1241
00:43:53,564 --> 00:43:54,698
Have you guys ever
seen the movie  Looper?

1242
00:43:54,732 --> 00:43:56,367
DAVID AND JESSIE: No.

1243
00:43:54,732 --> 00:43:56,367
ADAM: God, I love that movie.

1244
00:43:57,601 --> 00:43:59,036
(SHUSHING)

1245
00:43:59,069 --> 00:44:01,672
(WHISPERING)
What are we doing?

1246
00:44:01,705 --> 00:44:03,040
(QUINN SHUSHING)

1247
00:44:01,705 --> 00:44:03,040
What are we doing here?

1248
00:44:03,073 --> 00:44:05,108
It's sick, right?

1249
00:44:05,142 --> 00:44:06,476
Watch this, watch this.

1250
00:44:05,142 --> 00:44:06,476
No, no, no...

1251
00:44:06,509 --> 00:44:08,045
CHRIS: Shh. Stop!

1252
00:44:08,078 --> 00:44:10,180
(MUFFLED LAUGHTER)

1253
00:44:08,078 --> 00:44:10,180
CHRIS: You guys! Shh.

1254
00:44:10,714 --> 00:44:12,349
JESSIE: Oh, my God.

1255
00:44:15,719 --> 00:44:17,587
JESSIE: Get that. Get that.

1256
00:44:17,621 --> 00:44:19,256
CHRIS: Oh, my God,
this is cool.

1257
00:44:22,259 --> 00:44:23,861
(ALL LAUGHING)

1258
00:44:23,894 --> 00:44:25,862
ADAM: This is sick.

1259
00:44:25,895 --> 00:44:27,965
Oh, my God, he's waking up!
Guys, guys, guys...

1260
00:44:28,499 --> 00:44:29,866
What? What?

1261
00:44:29,900 --> 00:44:31,268
What?

1262
00:44:29,900 --> 00:44:31,268
QUINN: What?

1263
00:44:31,301 --> 00:44:32,836
What? What?

1264
00:44:31,301 --> 00:44:32,836
What? What?

1265
00:44:32,869 --> 00:44:35,171
BOTH: What? What?

1266
00:44:35,205 --> 00:44:37,107
ADAM: Oh, my God,
what's happening?

1267
00:44:38,041 --> 00:44:39,410
We've got to get him
out of here!

1268
00:44:40,644 --> 00:44:42,246
Quinn, stop looking!

1269
00:44:40,644 --> 00:44:42,246
CHRIS: Go!

1270
00:44:44,014 --> 00:44:45,816
ADAM: It was
a crazy feedback loop.

1271
00:44:45,849 --> 00:44:47,551
Look at me, are you okay?

1272
00:44:45,849 --> 00:44:47,551
QUINN: I'm all right. Okay.

1273
00:44:47,584 --> 00:44:48,852
DAVID: Quinn, you
disappeared for a second.

1274
00:44:48,885 --> 00:44:50,287
I think we should
get out of here.

1275
00:44:50,320 --> 00:44:51,688
Yeah, we should
get out of here. Let's go!

1276
00:44:51,722 --> 00:44:54,024
We did it! We really did it!

1277
00:44:54,058 --> 00:44:55,258
It's yesterday!

1278
00:44:55,291 --> 00:44:56,292
ADAM: It's yesterday!

1279
00:44:56,326 --> 00:44:58,561
It's yesterday!

1280
00:44:58,595 --> 00:45:00,297
(ALL WHOOPING)

1281
00:45:01,265 --> 00:45:02,665
Whoo!

1282
00:45:01,265 --> 00:45:02,665
(DOG BARKING)

1283
00:45:02,699 --> 00:45:04,167
DAVID AND CHRIS: Oh, shit!

1284
00:45:04,201 --> 00:45:05,702
ADAM: Run!

1285
00:45:04,201 --> 00:45:05,702
CHRIS: I'm trying!

1286
00:45:05,736 --> 00:45:06,869
QUINN: Run, run!

1287
00:45:05,736 --> 00:45:06,869
(GROWLING)

1288
00:45:06,903 --> 00:45:08,338
CHRIS: Shit, it's coming!

1289
00:45:08,372 --> 00:45:09,539
JESSIE: David, take us back!

1290
00:45:09,572 --> 00:45:11,441
David, hit the button!

1291
00:45:11,474 --> 00:45:12,709
David, get us back!

1292
00:45:12,743 --> 00:45:15,078
(ALL SHOUTING)

1293
00:45:15,111 --> 00:45:17,514
DAVID: Come on! Get close!
Get close to me now!

1294
00:45:17,548 --> 00:45:19,817
(LOUD WHIRRING)

1295
00:45:20,450 --> 00:45:22,252
(GRUNTING)

1296
00:45:20,450 --> 00:45:22,252
(COUGHING)

1297
00:45:22,785 --> 00:45:23,987
(DAVID GROANING)

1298
00:45:30,894 --> 00:45:32,162
ADAM: (WHISPERING)
Oh, my God, we're alive.

1299
00:45:33,296 --> 00:45:35,799
DAVID: Adam. Oh, shit.

1300
00:45:36,633 --> 00:45:38,401
(ALL CHEERING)

1301
00:45:38,435 --> 00:45:39,470
Are you all right?

1302
00:45:40,370 --> 00:45:41,872
Are you kidding?

1303
00:45:42,439 --> 00:45:45,441
Holy shit! Holy shit!

1304
00:45:45,475 --> 00:45:46,743
Guys?

1305
00:45:45,475 --> 00:45:46,743
(DOG WHINING)

1306
00:45:46,776 --> 00:45:49,012
I don't think
we're alone.

1307
00:45:49,045 --> 00:45:50,347
(DOG PANTING)

1308
00:45:49,045 --> 00:45:50,347
DAVID: Hey.

1309
00:45:51,048 --> 00:45:52,182
Hey, puppy.

1310
00:45:53,049 --> 00:45:53,951
Hey.

1311
00:45:56,253 --> 00:45:57,454
QUINN: He's drooling
all over me.

1312
00:45:57,487 --> 00:45:59,056
DAVID: I know, he's drooling
on me, too, man.

1313
00:45:59,089 --> 00:46:01,558
Move him over there.
He's on my side...

1314
00:46:01,591 --> 00:46:02,659
ADAM: Guys,
why am I in the trunk?

1315
00:46:02,692 --> 00:46:04,094
DAVID: Quinn, stop pushing
him on my side.

1316
00:46:04,628 --> 00:46:06,763
Sit, sit, sit.

1317
00:46:06,796 --> 00:46:09,833
Guys... Guys, check it out.

1318
00:46:09,867 --> 00:46:11,969
These flyers definitely
weren't here before we jumped.

1319
00:46:12,302 --> 00:46:13,570
CHRIS: Huh.

1320
00:46:13,604 --> 00:46:14,537
JESSIE: There's so
many of them.

1321
00:46:14,571 --> 00:46:15,339
QUINN: That's weird.

1322
00:46:16,939 --> 00:46:18,842
JESSIE: Do you think
we changed things?

1323
00:46:19,475 --> 00:46:20,477
CHRIS: What does it say?

1324
00:46:21,812 --> 00:46:24,348
DAVID: It says, uh,
"Lost Dog."

1325
00:46:24,381 --> 00:46:26,416
Guys, we changed reality.

1326
00:46:26,449 --> 00:46:27,584
QUINN: Holy shit.

1327
00:46:27,617 --> 00:46:29,119
Oh.

1328
00:46:27,617 --> 00:46:29,119
(DOG WHINING)

1329
00:46:31,855 --> 00:46:33,390
CHRIS: David, come on.

1330
00:46:33,423 --> 00:46:34,324
Oh.

1331
00:46:36,226 --> 00:46:38,095
Well, I told you
we wouldn't die.

1332
00:46:39,195 --> 00:46:40,030
DAVID: Yeah.

1333
00:46:46,102 --> 00:46:47,004
I, uh...

1334
00:46:49,439 --> 00:46:51,608
No, I got my wallet.
Never mind. I thought
it was...

1335
00:46:51,641 --> 00:46:52,842
Thought it was on
my side of the car?

1336
00:46:52,875 --> 00:46:54,477
No, I was just checking
my backpack.

1337
00:46:54,510 --> 00:46:56,246
Thank you for the ride.

1338
00:46:56,279 --> 00:46:58,782
You're welcome, David.

1339
00:46:56,279 --> 00:46:58,782
I'll see you, uh...
See you at school.

1340
00:46:58,815 --> 00:47:01,217
Dude, how have you
never seen  Timecop?

1341
00:47:01,250 --> 00:47:02,719
Quit saying that
like it's a bad thing.

1342
00:47:02,753 --> 00:47:04,054
Look, you're missing
the point.

1343
00:47:04,087 --> 00:47:05,155
You can't go back
and give yourself

1344
00:47:05,188 --> 00:47:07,324
information about
the future.

1345
00:47:07,357 --> 00:47:10,127
QUINN: Dude, wrong.
That's the entire purpose
of time traveling.

1346
00:47:10,160 --> 00:47:11,428
Here, just look
at  Terminators
one through four.

1347
00:47:11,795 --> 00:47:13,263
My dad...

1348
00:47:14,565 --> 00:47:16,033
He's a genius.

1349
00:47:16,699 --> 00:47:18,602
He's an absolute genius.

1350
00:47:18,635 --> 00:47:21,538
Dude, you could
actually, like,
go back and meet him now.

1351
00:47:21,571 --> 00:47:23,106
We can do anything.

1352
00:47:21,571 --> 00:47:23,106
JESSIE: We can meet anyone.

1353
00:47:24,441 --> 00:47:26,042
Literally.

1354
00:47:26,076 --> 00:47:28,878
You guys, we invented
freaking time travel!

1355
00:47:28,911 --> 00:47:32,683
Why don't we sell this thing
to Richard Branson for, like,
a zillion dollars?

1356
00:47:32,716 --> 00:47:34,817
We didn't invent anything,
first of all.

1357
00:47:34,851 --> 00:47:37,888
We just put it together
with the directions that
we had over there, so...

1358
00:47:37,921 --> 00:47:39,522
You make it sound like
we got it at IKEA.

1359
00:47:39,555 --> 00:47:41,424
Okay, we can't sell it.

1360
00:47:41,457 --> 00:47:43,226
No chance. We don't even know
what it is.

1361
00:47:43,259 --> 00:47:44,594
We don't even know
what it can do yet.

1362
00:47:44,628 --> 00:47:46,263
CHRIS: Okay, well, look,
I mean, he's right, but we

1363
00:47:46,296 --> 00:47:48,265
could beat the stock market,
or win the Powerball.

1364
00:47:48,298 --> 00:47:50,901
Stock market, Powerball.
It's not about money.

1365
00:47:50,934 --> 00:47:52,402
We could do
whatever we want.

1366
00:47:52,436 --> 00:47:53,670
Imagine the possibilities.

1367
00:47:53,703 --> 00:47:55,038
It's like
a second chance machine.

1368
00:47:55,071 --> 00:47:56,539
CHRIS: We know.

1369
00:47:56,573 --> 00:47:59,676
Okay, so we need to
learn how to use it.

1370
00:47:59,709 --> 00:48:01,545
QUINN: How hard is it
to learn how to time travel?

1371
00:48:01,578 --> 00:48:02,779
Obviously, very, man.

1372
00:48:02,813 --> 00:48:04,047
You almost short-circuited
last night.

1373
00:48:04,781 --> 00:48:06,416
ADAM: Dude,
you were disappearing.

1374
00:48:06,450 --> 00:48:07,551
We gotta have rules.

1375
00:48:07,584 --> 00:48:08,685
JESSIE: Okay.

1376
00:48:07,584 --> 00:48:08,685
Yeah?

1377
00:48:08,719 --> 00:48:10,019
Yes. So what are they?

1378
00:48:08,719 --> 00:48:10,019
QUINN: What are
the rules then?

1379
00:48:10,052 --> 00:48:13,056
First rule, no jumping alone.

1380
00:48:13,089 --> 00:48:15,191
We always have to jump
all together every time.

1381
00:48:15,225 --> 00:48:16,660
JESSIE: That makes sense.

1382
00:48:15,225 --> 00:48:16,660
Yes?

1383
00:48:16,693 --> 00:48:18,060
JESSIE: What else?

1384
00:48:18,094 --> 00:48:19,362
CHRIS: Well, we could film
all of our jumps,

1385
00:48:19,395 --> 00:48:20,497
so that if we mess
something up,

1386
00:48:20,530 --> 00:48:21,965
we know what
we did wrong.

1387
00:48:21,998 --> 00:48:24,134
JESSIE: That's a good idea.

1388
00:48:21,998 --> 00:48:24,134
That's a great idea.

1389
00:48:24,167 --> 00:48:26,536
And we have
to keep it a secret. Right?

1390
00:48:26,569 --> 00:48:28,872
So no Twitter, no Facebook,
none of that stuff.

1391
00:48:26,569 --> 00:48:28,872
Absolutely.

1392
00:48:28,905 --> 00:48:32,175
We should have code names.
Like safe words.

1393
00:48:32,209 --> 00:48:35,445
You know, from now on,
I want to be called
Obsidian One.

1394
00:48:35,479 --> 00:48:36,246
(ADAM CHUCKLING)

1395
00:48:37,847 --> 00:48:40,383
QUINN: I'm definitely not
taking part in any of that.

1396
00:48:37,847 --> 00:48:40,383
ADAM: Whatever.

1397
00:48:40,416 --> 00:48:42,052
CHRIS: So what do you guys
wanna do with the machine?

1398
00:48:42,085 --> 00:48:44,687
I want to see Biggie
and Tupac live.

1399
00:48:44,721 --> 00:48:46,657
CHRIS: You know what?
I wanna go to the original
 Star Wars premiere.

1400
00:48:46,690 --> 00:48:47,924
That's not bad.

1401
00:48:47,958 --> 00:48:49,693
Dude, that is
so freaking awesome!

1402
00:48:49,726 --> 00:48:52,028
Guys, guys, I wanna go back
and meet Einstein, okay,

1403
00:48:52,062 --> 00:48:55,231
but this machine only goes
back three weeks. All right?

1404
00:48:55,265 --> 00:48:58,034
So we have to take it slow.
Keep testing it.

1405
00:48:58,068 --> 00:48:59,369
But there's still things
we can change.

1406
00:48:59,403 --> 00:49:02,004
Well, I just failed
my Chem report.

1407
00:49:02,038 --> 00:49:05,074
And I don't really wanna
repeat 12th grade,

1408
00:49:05,108 --> 00:49:06,443
I'd probably go change that.

1409
00:49:06,476 --> 00:49:08,679
I wouldn't mind being captain
of the baseball team.

1410
00:49:09,246 --> 00:49:10,613
QUINN: No.

1411
00:49:10,646 --> 00:49:11,781
What do you mean, no?

1412
00:49:11,815 --> 00:49:14,584
It's not a magic wand, it's
just kinda a time machine.

1413
00:49:14,617 --> 00:49:16,319
Cool, thanks, man.

1414
00:49:16,352 --> 00:49:18,988
Okay, right there, you guys.
You're broke.

1415
00:49:19,022 --> 00:49:21,091
You're getting bullied.
I'm failing high school.

1416
00:49:21,124 --> 00:49:22,392
You know, let's take
this thing out for a spin.

1417
00:49:22,859 --> 00:49:24,260
Cheers to that.

1418
00:49:24,294 --> 00:49:25,962
DAVID: Here's to taking it
out for a spin.

1419
00:49:24,294 --> 00:49:25,962
CHRIS: Hell yeah!

1420
00:49:25,995 --> 00:49:27,397
ADAM: Let's take it
for a spin. Baseball...

1421
00:49:29,766 --> 00:49:31,601
There, that's it.
I think we got it.

1422
00:49:31,634 --> 00:49:32,935
QUINN: Okay, David,
so my Chem report
was eight days ago.

1423
00:49:32,969 --> 00:49:34,270
That's pretty secure.

1424
00:49:34,304 --> 00:49:35,439
Here, let me
fix your strap.

1425
00:49:36,940 --> 00:49:38,041
Thanks.

1426
00:49:39,609 --> 00:49:40,643
CHRIS: Looks good.

1427
00:49:40,677 --> 00:49:41,545
Looks good.

1428
00:49:42,812 --> 00:49:43,714
(MACHINE WHIRRING)

1429
00:49:45,448 --> 00:49:47,050
Experiment four,
"Bait and Switch."

1430
00:49:47,684 --> 00:49:49,385
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

1431
00:49:49,419 --> 00:49:51,220
Chris, are you
already in class?

1432
00:49:51,254 --> 00:49:52,322
I forgot my gym clothes.

1433
00:49:55,092 --> 00:49:56,058
CHRIS: He's coming,
he's coming.

1434
00:49:56,092 --> 00:49:57,694
Okay, I see him.

1435
00:49:57,727 --> 00:49:59,730
Chris, go stop him
before he gets to Chemistry.

1436
00:50:00,897 --> 00:50:02,766
Hey, Quinn,
hey, what's up?

1437
00:50:02,799 --> 00:50:04,434
Um, Lou's sick,
class is canceled.

1438
00:50:04,467 --> 00:50:05,635
There's no sub?

1439
00:50:05,669 --> 00:50:07,270
What are you,
Sherlock Holmes?
No, there's no sub.

1440
00:50:08,305 --> 00:50:09,740
Sweet.

1441
00:50:08,305 --> 00:50:09,740
You're good,
don't worry about it.

1442
00:50:11,140 --> 00:50:13,043
We're good,
we're good.

1443
00:50:14,444 --> 00:50:15,645
Okay.

1444
00:50:15,678 --> 00:50:17,346
Awesome job, Chris.

1445
00:50:17,380 --> 00:50:18,648
Did it work?

1446
00:50:17,380 --> 00:50:18,648
DAVID: Yeah.

1447
00:50:18,681 --> 00:50:20,016
QUINN: What a douche.

1448
00:50:20,049 --> 00:50:21,818
Hydrogen, Helium,
Lithium, Beryllium,

1449
00:50:21,851 --> 00:50:23,819
Boron, Carbon, Nitrogen.

1450
00:50:23,853 --> 00:50:25,455
Then why are you texting him
at 3:00 in the morning?

1451
00:50:25,488 --> 00:50:28,091
GIRL: You're overreacting.
We're just friends.

1452
00:50:28,124 --> 00:50:30,026
(SCHOOL BELL RINGING)

1453
00:50:28,124 --> 00:50:30,026
DAVID: Quinny, listen.
Relax, relax, relax.

1454
00:50:30,059 --> 00:50:31,494
Quinn Goldberg.

1455
00:50:31,528 --> 00:50:33,163
LOU: All right, everybody,
settle down.

1456
00:50:33,196 --> 00:50:35,131
Goldberg! Let's get this
over with.

1457
00:50:35,164 --> 00:50:36,600
QUINN: Let's dance, Lou!

1458
00:50:38,401 --> 00:50:40,970
Hydrogen, Helium,
Lithium, Beryllium,

1459
00:50:41,003 --> 00:50:42,806
Boron, Carbon, Nitrogen,
Oxygen, Fluorine.

1460
00:50:42,839 --> 00:50:44,674
Atomic weight
of Fluorine?

1461
00:50:44,708 --> 00:50:45,876
Atomic weight, what?

1462
00:50:45,909 --> 00:50:47,544
Do you know it or not?

1463
00:50:47,577 --> 00:50:49,679
You didn't ask that last time!
So why would I know that?

1464
00:50:49,713 --> 00:50:52,115
Last time? What the hell
are you talking about?

1465
00:50:52,148 --> 00:50:55,752
Goldberg, this is
about comprehension,
not memorization.

1466
00:50:56,720 --> 00:50:58,988
See you after class.
Okay, let that be a lesson.

1467
00:50:59,022 --> 00:51:00,557
Comprehension.

1468
00:50:59,022 --> 00:51:00,557
(MOUTHING)

1469
00:51:00,590 --> 00:51:02,392
Who doesn't know
the atomic weight of fluorine?

1470
00:51:02,425 --> 00:51:03,793
Why did he ask him that?

1471
00:51:03,827 --> 00:51:04,661
(WHIRRING)

1472
00:51:06,396 --> 00:51:09,232
QUINN: Okay, so fluorine
is 15.2.

1473
00:51:09,266 --> 00:51:10,766
Then why are you texting him
at 3:00 in the morning?

1474
00:51:10,800 --> 00:51:12,168
GIRL: You're overreacting.

1475
00:51:12,201 --> 00:51:13,837
QUINN: Okay, 24.03.

1476
00:51:12,201 --> 00:51:13,837
(DAVID SHUSHING)

1477
00:51:13,870 --> 00:51:15,171
DAVID: All right, you ready?

1478
00:51:13,870 --> 00:51:15,171
(SCHOOL BELL RINGING)

1479
00:51:15,204 --> 00:51:17,173
LOU: All right,
settle down, everybody.

1480
00:51:17,206 --> 00:51:18,775
Goldberg! Let's get this
over with.

1481
00:51:18,808 --> 00:51:20,009
QUINN: My thoughts exactly.

1482
00:51:20,043 --> 00:51:22,045
Hydrogen, Helium,
Lithium, Beryllium,

1483
00:51:22,078 --> 00:51:24,781
Boron, Carbon, Nitrogen,
Oxygen, Fluorine.

1484
00:51:26,949 --> 00:51:28,218
Fluorine.

1485
00:51:26,949 --> 00:51:28,218
Yeah, Fluorine.

1486
00:51:28,251 --> 00:51:29,386
Great, keep going.

1487
00:51:30,520 --> 00:51:34,357
Neon, Sodium, uh, Magnesium,
Aluminum, Silicon.

1488
00:51:34,390 --> 00:51:35,791
What's the classification
of silicon?

1489
00:51:35,825 --> 00:51:37,861
Silicon, are you kidding?

1490
00:51:37,894 --> 00:51:39,329
Goldberg, this is
about com...

1491
00:51:39,362 --> 00:51:41,398
Comprehension,
not memorization, I know.

1492
00:51:41,431 --> 00:51:42,933
You're kidding.
We have to do this again?

1493
00:51:42,966 --> 00:51:44,701
This is hell.
This is what hell is like.

1494
00:51:44,734 --> 00:51:46,302
I made flashcards this time.

1495
00:51:46,335 --> 00:51:49,472
I know everything
backwards and forwards.

1496
00:51:49,505 --> 00:51:51,241
BOY: Then why are you texting
him at 3:00 in the morning?

1497
00:51:51,274 --> 00:51:53,042
You're overreacting.
He's just a friend.

1498
00:51:53,076 --> 00:51:55,412
But she'll be screwing
Ryan in a week. Trust me.

1499
00:51:53,076 --> 00:51:55,412
Hey, guys, look out!

1500
00:51:56,379 --> 00:51:57,814
DAVID: Shit, it's us.

1501
00:51:59,916 --> 00:52:01,551
Did you just
check out my ass?

1502
00:52:03,085 --> 00:52:06,189
Uh, yeah.
Yeah, I did. Um...

1503
00:52:06,222 --> 00:52:07,557
(SCHOOL BELL RINGING)

1504
00:52:07,590 --> 00:52:09,892
Quinn, even Chris knows it
by now. This is ridiculous.

1505
00:52:09,926 --> 00:52:11,961
 Okay, okay. I'm gonna
 Groundhog Day this bitch.

1506
00:52:11,995 --> 00:52:13,797
LOU: All right, everybody,
settle down.

1507
00:52:13,830 --> 00:52:15,064
Goldberg! Let's...

1508
00:52:15,098 --> 00:52:16,799
QUINN: Get this over with!

1509
00:52:16,833 --> 00:52:19,603
Hydrogen, Helium, Lithium,
Beryllium, Boron,

1510
00:52:19,636 --> 00:52:22,472
Carbon, Nitrogen, Oxygen,
Fluorine, Neon, Sodium.

1511
00:52:22,505 --> 00:52:23,840
What's the atomic weight of...

1512
00:52:23,874 --> 00:52:25,275
Sodium, 22.98.

1513
00:52:25,308 --> 00:52:26,542
What's silicon's
classification?

1514
00:52:26,575 --> 00:52:28,477
Silicon's classification
is semi-metallic.

1515
00:52:28,511 --> 00:52:31,181
And its electron
configuration is

1516
00:52:31,548 --> 00:52:32,849
Ne,

1517
00:52:33,583 --> 00:52:36,853
3s2 3p2.

1518
00:52:33,583 --> 00:52:36,853
(JESSIE GIGGLING)

1519
00:52:36,886 --> 00:52:39,556
And its atomic number is 14!

1520
00:52:39,589 --> 00:52:42,392
Boom, Lou!
That just happened!

1521
00:52:42,425 --> 00:52:44,661
That's mine.
Quinn Goldberg, pleasure.

1522
00:52:44,694 --> 00:52:45,762
(SCATTERED APPLAUSE)

1523
00:52:47,063 --> 00:52:48,198
What was that?

1524
00:52:48,464 --> 00:52:49,565
Finally.

1525
00:52:49,598 --> 00:52:51,868
JESSIE: Finally.

1526
00:52:49,598 --> 00:52:51,868
ADAM: Thank God.

1527
00:52:51,901 --> 00:52:53,737
Perfect.

1528
00:52:51,901 --> 00:52:53,737
JESSIE: What's next?

1529
00:52:54,637 --> 00:52:55,905
Anybody?

1530
00:52:55,938 --> 00:52:57,540
CHRIS: Well, I'm being
bullied in high school

1531
00:52:57,574 --> 00:52:59,175
and I want to
stand up for myself.

1532
00:52:59,208 --> 00:53:00,343
DAVID: Nice.

1533
00:53:00,376 --> 00:53:01,778
Beat up Sarah Nathan.
Got it.

1534
00:53:01,811 --> 00:53:03,280
CHRIS: Let's do it.

1535
00:53:01,811 --> 00:53:03,280
QUINN: Chick fight.
I love it. Let's do it.

1536
00:53:04,214 --> 00:53:06,349
Experiment 14,
payback time.

1537
00:53:09,118 --> 00:53:10,353
(CHRIS GASPING)

1538
00:53:10,387 --> 00:53:12,489
SARAH: God, Christina.
Walk much?

1539
00:53:13,189 --> 00:53:14,491
Hi, Justin.

1540
00:53:15,892 --> 00:53:17,494
ADAM: (WHISPERING)
You got this, Chris.

1541
00:53:20,530 --> 00:53:22,131
JESSIE: You got this, Chris.

1542
00:53:22,164 --> 00:53:24,234
I got this. I got this.

1543
00:53:25,035 --> 00:53:26,403
(ALL GASPING)

1544
00:53:28,171 --> 00:53:29,239
But you were just...

1545
00:53:29,272 --> 00:53:30,373
I'm everywhere, bitch.

1546
00:53:30,807 --> 00:53:32,441
(GIRLS LAUGHING)

1547
00:53:32,475 --> 00:53:33,410
QUINN: Chris,
you're a beast!

1548
00:53:34,143 --> 00:53:35,278
You're a frickin' beast!

1549
00:53:36,813 --> 00:53:40,349
CHRIS: Experiment 15,
saving our house.

1550
00:53:40,382 --> 00:53:42,585
(INDISTINCT CHATTER ON RADIO)

1551
00:53:42,618 --> 00:53:43,787
You think
it's gonna work?

1552
00:53:44,253 --> 00:53:45,255
I don't know.

1553
00:53:47,924 --> 00:53:49,458
 ANNOUNCER ON RADIO:
 Youkilis with the 1-0 count.

1554
00:53:49,492 --> 00:53:52,562
Line drive to right field.
Cano scores. Yanks up, 6-2.

1555
00:53:52,595 --> 00:53:55,231
 ANNOUNCER:  ...down the right
 field line. Cano scores.

1556
00:53:55,265 --> 00:53:56,666
Guys, what's taking so long?

1557
00:53:56,699 --> 00:53:58,501
You think there's
something wrong in there?

1558
00:53:56,699 --> 00:53:58,501
QUINN: I don't know.

1559
00:53:58,534 --> 00:54:00,437
Do you think we can go to jail
for cheating on the lottery?

1560
00:54:00,470 --> 00:54:02,372
CHRIS: You guys know
what we're doing isn't
illegal, right?

1561
00:54:02,405 --> 00:54:03,906
Hey, chill. I always wanted
to be a getaway driver.

1562
00:54:03,940 --> 00:54:06,142
DAVID: Go, go, go, go!
QUINN: Jessie, start
the engine! Start the engine!

1563
00:54:06,176 --> 00:54:08,077
ADAM: I got it, guys!
I got it!

1564
00:54:08,110 --> 00:54:09,713
ALL: Go! Go!

1565
00:54:08,110 --> 00:54:09,713
I'm going!

1566
00:54:09,746 --> 00:54:10,981
(TIRES SCREECHING)

1567
00:54:12,215 --> 00:54:13,416
(MUSIC PLAYING ON RADIO)

1568
00:54:13,449 --> 00:54:15,785
This is gonna be so
frigging awesome!

1569
00:54:15,818 --> 00:54:19,055
CHRIS: We'll never have to
worry about money ever again.

1570
00:54:19,088 --> 00:54:21,524
We're gonna be so rich,
I'm gonna hire Kim Kardashian
to have my baby.

1571
00:54:23,059 --> 00:54:23,927
"Winner's Parking!"

1572
00:54:24,594 --> 00:54:25,795
Oh, my God.

1573
00:54:25,828 --> 00:54:27,096
QUINN: Put it there.
Put it right there.

1574
00:54:27,129 --> 00:54:28,197
This is worth
so much money.

1575
00:54:28,231 --> 00:54:29,298
QUINN: I respect you
for that.

1576
00:54:29,332 --> 00:54:33,602
After taxes,
that's $53,876,522.

1577
00:54:33,636 --> 00:54:35,338
Want to bet me $100,000
that you're right?

1578
00:54:35,372 --> 00:54:37,640
I'll bet you $200,000
I'm exact.

1579
00:54:37,673 --> 00:54:39,709
All right, wait here.
I'll go check.

1580
00:54:41,310 --> 00:54:42,312
She's checking.

1581
00:54:41,310 --> 00:54:42,312
She's checking?

1582
00:54:42,345 --> 00:54:43,346
She's checking.

1583
00:54:44,580 --> 00:54:47,917
Congratulations.
You're winners.

1584
00:54:47,951 --> 00:54:50,487
Me personally, I'm gonna
take it easy at first.

1585
00:54:50,520 --> 00:54:52,488
You know, I'm gonna get
a yacht, a few Ferraris,

1586
00:54:52,522 --> 00:54:54,857
you know, then see what
happens, go from there.

1587
00:54:54,891 --> 00:54:58,427
WOMAN: Okay, you guys do know
that $1.8 million after taxes

1588
00:54:58,461 --> 00:55:00,396
isn't enough for what
you want to do?

1589
00:55:00,429 --> 00:55:02,531
You should save it,
pay for college.

1590
00:55:02,565 --> 00:55:04,834
I'm sorry, I thought
you just said 1.8?

1591
00:55:04,867 --> 00:55:07,136
It was 53 million,
876 thousand, and, uh...

1592
00:55:07,169 --> 00:55:08,638
After taxes.

1593
00:55:08,672 --> 00:55:11,741
WOMAN: You guys only got
five out of six numbers.

1594
00:55:11,775 --> 00:55:13,576
Why did you put 44?

1595
00:55:11,775 --> 00:55:13,576
CHRIS: Are you kidding me?

1596
00:55:13,609 --> 00:55:15,778
Because that's what
you put down.

1597
00:55:15,812 --> 00:55:17,914
That is not what I put down.
I put a... That is a nine.

1598
00:55:17,947 --> 00:55:19,682
That's 49, Adam.

1599
00:55:19,715 --> 00:55:21,317
Are you blind?

1600
00:55:19,715 --> 00:55:21,317
How is that a nine?

1601
00:55:21,351 --> 00:55:22,251
You have to go back
and do it again!

1602
00:55:22,285 --> 00:55:23,686
(ALL SHUSHING)

1603
00:55:23,719 --> 00:55:25,889
I am not winning
the lottery twice!

1604
00:55:30,193 --> 00:55:31,895
CHRIS: Smile, guys,
come on. This is great.

1605
00:55:33,729 --> 00:55:35,765
It's a million dollars, guys.
Are you freaking kidding me?

1606
00:55:37,733 --> 00:55:40,836
KATHY: Wait, what? No, you
have to use that for school.

1607
00:55:40,869 --> 00:55:41,905
No, no.

1608
00:55:42,772 --> 00:55:44,774
There was plenty more.
Please.

1609
00:55:45,642 --> 00:55:46,976
Oh, my God.

1610
00:55:47,009 --> 00:55:47,811
(KATHY LAUGHING)

1611
00:55:49,212 --> 00:55:50,814
Okay. Mom...

1612
00:55:52,148 --> 00:55:53,082
Okay, bye.

1613
00:55:52,148 --> 00:55:53,082
Bye.

1614
00:55:53,115 --> 00:55:53,950
I love you.

1615
00:56:02,425 --> 00:56:04,426
QUINN: Make yourself useful.

1616
00:56:02,425 --> 00:56:04,426
DAVID: What the hell?

1617
00:56:04,460 --> 00:56:05,628
QUINN: Whoo!

1618
00:56:04,460 --> 00:56:05,628
Hey, welcome to Maserati.

1619
00:56:05,661 --> 00:56:07,196
Can I help you?

1620
00:56:05,661 --> 00:56:07,196
Wassup, bro?

1621
00:56:07,230 --> 00:56:08,831
What's a guy got to do to get
a test drive around here?

1622
00:56:08,864 --> 00:56:10,734
Well, I'd love to, but this is
a big boy's car.

1623
00:56:17,306 --> 00:56:20,609
You see, I was either
going to buy one of these
or 17 Toyota Corollas.

1624
00:56:20,643 --> 00:56:21,711
Whoo!

1625
00:56:20,643 --> 00:56:21,711
(CAR ENGINE REVVING)

1626
00:56:29,952 --> 00:56:32,221
Oh, shoot, is that
my xenon difluoride?

1627
00:56:32,254 --> 00:56:33,555
CHRIS:
Is that a sex doll?

1628
00:56:33,589 --> 00:56:36,926
No, it's an insanely
powerful battery.
Oh, my God.

1629
00:56:36,960 --> 00:56:38,560
QUINN: Bet right now.
Next person who scores,
10 grand.

1630
00:56:38,594 --> 00:56:40,629
Get in there!

1631
00:56:38,594 --> 00:56:40,629
ADAM: Damn it.

1632
00:56:40,663 --> 00:56:42,898
Pay up.

1633
00:56:40,663 --> 00:56:42,898
ADAM: This game is stupid.

1634
00:56:42,931 --> 00:56:43,867
QUINN: I wanna hear my
money being counted.

1635
00:56:43,900 --> 00:56:45,501
ADAM: One hundred,
200, 300, 400...

1636
00:56:45,534 --> 00:56:46,735
CHRIS: David, Come on.
Come hang out with us.

1637
00:56:46,769 --> 00:56:48,037
DAVID: Yeah. Look,
I'll be there in one second.

1638
00:56:48,070 --> 00:56:50,373
I just wanna tweak
something with the
auxiliary output, okay?

1639
00:56:50,406 --> 00:56:52,107
CHRIS: David, you're
allowed to take a break.

1640
00:56:52,141 --> 00:56:53,009
(EXHALING)

1641
00:56:54,343 --> 00:56:55,712
Hi.

1642
00:56:55,745 --> 00:56:58,247
CHRIS: So, what do you
think of David?

1643
00:56:58,280 --> 00:57:00,316
Chris, it's your brother.

1644
00:57:00,349 --> 00:57:01,851
CHRIS: Don't worry,
he can't hear us.

1645
00:57:04,019 --> 00:57:05,588
He is pretty smart, huh?

1646
00:57:07,122 --> 00:57:09,525
DAVID: Experiment 16.

1647
00:57:09,558 --> 00:57:11,194
Attempting to extend
the time differential

1648
00:57:11,227 --> 00:57:14,464
between two and four years
with minimal voltage input.

1649
00:57:14,497 --> 00:57:16,966
JESSIE: David?
You're still down here?

1650
00:57:17,000 --> 00:57:18,967
Jess. Hey.

1651
00:57:17,000 --> 00:57:18,967
Hey.

1652
00:57:19,001 --> 00:57:20,937
Sorry, I think I left
my English folder.

1653
00:57:20,970 --> 00:57:23,005
Yes, you did.
It's right there.

1654
00:57:23,039 --> 00:57:24,140
Thank you.

1655
00:57:25,308 --> 00:57:27,176
Is there something wrong
with the machine?

1656
00:57:27,209 --> 00:57:30,246
No, I'm trying to figure
out how to make it go back
even further.

1657
00:57:30,280 --> 00:57:32,015
You know
what I mean?

1658
00:57:30,280 --> 00:57:32,015
Can you?

1659
00:57:32,448 --> 00:57:35,118
I think so.

1660
00:57:35,151 --> 00:57:38,721
I've been running some tests
on a new battery source,
uh, xenon difluoride.

1661
00:57:38,754 --> 00:57:40,690
You just made
that up, right?

1662
00:57:40,723 --> 00:57:42,791
No.

1663
00:57:40,723 --> 00:57:42,791
(JESSIE CHUCKLING)

1664
00:57:42,825 --> 00:57:44,627
How far back could we go
if you got it to work?

1665
00:57:45,027 --> 00:57:46,162
Ten years?

1666
00:57:47,196 --> 00:57:48,898
Ten years.
Seriously?

1667
00:57:48,931 --> 00:57:50,999
Yeah. Ten years.

1668
00:57:51,033 --> 00:57:52,868
Sorry. When you said
"time machine,"

1669
00:57:52,901 --> 00:57:55,538
I thought dinosaurs,
or at least Woodstock.

1670
00:57:57,373 --> 00:57:58,908
Why do you always
do that?

1671
00:58:00,342 --> 00:58:01,778
The watch thing.

1672
00:58:00,342 --> 00:58:01,778
Oh!

1673
00:58:03,246 --> 00:58:06,382
I don't know. It's like
a nervous habit or something.

1674
00:58:06,415 --> 00:58:08,351
Oh.

1675
00:58:06,415 --> 00:58:08,351
Yeah.

1676
00:58:08,384 --> 00:58:10,053
Are you saying
I make you nervous?

1677
00:58:12,021 --> 00:58:13,056
No.

1678
00:58:14,190 --> 00:58:15,058
I, uh...

1679
00:58:16,426 --> 00:58:17,660
So where did you
get it?

1680
00:58:18,227 --> 00:58:19,429
What?

1681
00:58:18,227 --> 00:58:19,429
The watch.

1682
00:58:19,462 --> 00:58:22,398
Oh. Uh, my dad gave it
to me before he died.

1683
00:58:22,431 --> 00:58:23,699
I was like...
On my seventh birthday.

1684
00:58:23,733 --> 00:58:25,101
Your seventh
birthday, right?

1685
00:58:23,733 --> 00:58:25,101
Yeah.

1686
00:58:27,603 --> 00:58:28,771
You look just like him.

1687
00:58:28,804 --> 00:58:29,806
Really?

1688
00:58:30,506 --> 00:58:31,708
Handsome.

1689
00:58:30,506 --> 00:58:31,708
Thank you.

1690
00:58:33,742 --> 00:58:35,545
So how did he, um...

1691
00:58:36,011 --> 00:58:37,247
It was a car crash.

1692
00:58:38,714 --> 00:58:42,618
He left my party.
Um, had some kind of
urgent call or something.

1693
00:58:42,651 --> 00:58:44,020
I don't even really know.

1694
00:58:44,053 --> 00:58:45,354
To be honest with you,
I don't know the whole story.

1695
00:58:45,387 --> 00:58:46,922
You think you'll go back
to save him?

1696
00:58:46,956 --> 00:58:49,024
That's what I'm trying to do.

1697
00:58:49,058 --> 00:58:51,226
If I can just get the machine
to go back that far.

1698
00:58:51,260 --> 00:58:52,729
Maybe I'm the mastermind.

1699
00:58:54,163 --> 00:58:55,632
Did you ever think about that?

1700
00:58:55,665 --> 00:58:57,500
I mean, you're pretty smart.
You're pretty smart.

1701
00:58:57,533 --> 00:58:58,668
I'm just saying,
like, you know,

1702
00:58:58,701 --> 00:59:00,270
clearly something's missing.

1703
00:59:00,303 --> 00:59:02,238
And now you have my keys
and now you have me, so...

1704
00:59:03,873 --> 00:59:05,575
Wait. What do you mean,
I have you?

1705
00:59:07,143 --> 00:59:08,711
Well, you know, I'm like...

1706
00:59:09,612 --> 00:59:11,614
I'm part of the group
now, right?

1707
00:59:12,448 --> 00:59:13,816
(CAR HORN HONKING)

1708
00:59:14,784 --> 00:59:16,786
GIRL: What's outside?

1709
00:59:16,819 --> 00:59:18,121
(CAR ENGINE REVVING)

1710
00:59:16,819 --> 00:59:18,121
BOY: Oh, my God!

1711
00:59:19,255 --> 00:59:20,823
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

1712
00:59:24,059 --> 00:59:25,762
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

1713
00:59:24,059 --> 00:59:25,762
(ALL CHEERING)

1714
00:59:27,963 --> 00:59:30,199
CHRIS: I'd usually make
a joke, but this is awesome.

1715
00:59:30,232 --> 00:59:31,833
Dude, Quinn is insane!

1716
00:59:31,867 --> 00:59:33,636
QUINN: David! What up, dude?

1717
00:59:34,136 --> 00:59:36,205
He's crazy!

1718
00:59:36,238 --> 00:59:39,675
I got Mexican food!
I got Cuban, fusion, Indian,

1719
00:59:39,708 --> 00:59:40,743
all sorts
of different flavors!

1720
00:59:42,512 --> 00:59:44,814
CHRIS: Adam! Adam!
Where's mine?

1721
00:59:45,348 --> 00:59:46,616
Here, Chris.

1722
00:59:47,350 --> 00:59:50,186
Way to go, Finn! Finn! Whoo!

1723
00:59:50,219 --> 00:59:51,521
Did she just
call you Finn?

1724
00:59:51,554 --> 00:59:52,322
(CHRIS LAUGHING)

1725
00:59:51,554 --> 00:59:52,322
Finn?

1726
00:59:53,556 --> 00:59:56,459
All right.
Finn, Finn, Finn!

1727
00:59:56,492 --> 00:59:58,761
ALL: (CHANTING) Finn!

1728
00:59:58,795 --> 01:00:03,065
Finn! Finn! Finn! Finn! Finn!
Finn! Finn! Finn! Finn!

1729
01:00:03,099 --> 01:00:05,534
This is the best day
of my life!

1730
01:00:05,568 --> 01:00:06,936
(ALL CHEERING)

1731
01:00:13,309 --> 01:00:15,278
Uh, sixth period,
under the bleachers, okay?

1732
01:00:15,678 --> 01:00:17,280
Meet me there.

1733
01:00:17,313 --> 01:00:19,682
Yeah, maybe if I'm done having
sex with all these girls.

1734
01:00:20,650 --> 01:00:24,053
TEACHER: And in his
effort to avert the British

1735
01:00:25,054 --> 01:00:28,257
from recognizing
the Confederacy,

1736
01:00:28,290 --> 01:00:31,327
he subjugated what?

1737
01:00:33,562 --> 01:00:34,664
He...

1738
01:00:36,565 --> 01:00:40,035
He subjugated the what?

1739
01:00:40,069 --> 01:00:41,370
The...

1740
01:00:41,403 --> 01:00:43,106
Yeah, David?

1741
01:00:41,403 --> 01:00:43,106
DAVID: Can I use
the bathroom?

1742
01:00:44,239 --> 01:00:45,241
TEACHER: Yeah.

1743
01:00:46,342 --> 01:00:47,243
So...

1744
01:00:47,843 --> 01:00:49,812
He subjugated the what?

1745
01:00:50,580 --> 01:00:52,915
He subjugated
the what of the...

1746
01:00:52,949 --> 01:00:53,850
Hmm?

1747
01:00:54,316 --> 01:00:55,852
He subjugated...

1748
01:00:55,885 --> 01:00:58,553
ADAM: He just texted me,
I swear. Hey.

1749
01:00:58,587 --> 01:00:59,922
Yo, what's wrong
with your face?

1750
01:00:59,955 --> 01:01:01,824
DAVID: What?

1751
01:00:59,955 --> 01:01:01,824
You're smiling, like huge.

1752
01:01:01,857 --> 01:01:02,958
What are we
doing here, David?

1753
01:01:02,992 --> 01:01:03,926
Yeah. What are
we doing here?

1754
01:01:03,959 --> 01:01:05,728
DAVID: It's a surprise.

1755
01:01:05,761 --> 01:01:07,597
I like surprises. Shut up!

1756
01:01:05,761 --> 01:01:07,597
No one cares what you like.

1757
01:01:07,630 --> 01:01:08,865
I should be in trig, David.

1758
01:01:08,898 --> 01:01:09,932
DAVID: I know, I know.
Don't worry,

1759
01:01:09,966 --> 01:01:11,000
we'll just be gone
one minute.

1760
01:01:12,335 --> 01:01:13,902
All right, guys.

1761
01:01:13,936 --> 01:01:16,172
Who wants to push this thing
back three months?

1762
01:01:16,205 --> 01:01:18,774
ADAM: How?
The machine can't do that.

1763
01:01:18,808 --> 01:01:21,010
Trust me. Just brace
harder than before.

1764
01:01:21,044 --> 01:01:23,379
(LOUD WHIRRING)

1765
01:01:23,412 --> 01:01:26,049
QUINN: This feels different.
Are you sure this is okay?

1766
01:01:38,194 --> 01:01:39,962
(CROWD CHEERING)

1767
01:01:39,995 --> 01:01:42,165
(MUSIC PLAYING IN DISTANCE)

1768
01:01:47,002 --> 01:01:48,905
QUINN: Guys, yo, yo, yo!

1769
01:01:50,573 --> 01:01:51,808
(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)

1770
01:01:56,212 --> 01:01:57,046
(CHEERING)

1771
01:02:04,820 --> 01:02:07,190
I know it's not Woodstock
or anything, but...

1772
01:02:08,557 --> 01:02:09,858
It'll do!

1773
01:02:09,891 --> 01:02:11,193
It'll do.

1774
01:02:09,891 --> 01:02:11,193
Yes!

1775
01:02:11,227 --> 01:02:12,028
All right, sweet.

1776
01:02:21,003 --> 01:02:21,938
Can I have your number?

1777
01:02:23,973 --> 01:02:24,907
Whoo!

1778
01:02:25,341 --> 01:02:26,309
(SINGING ALONG)

1779
01:02:30,046 --> 01:02:31,948
Dude, I'm supposed
to be in gym right now!

1780
01:02:34,317 --> 01:02:35,484
(GIRL SCREAMING)

1781
01:02:35,517 --> 01:02:37,820
I'm never going home!

1782
01:02:38,221 --> 01:02:39,555
(LAUGHING)

1783
01:02:39,588 --> 01:02:41,089
QUINN: Oh, here.
The schedule.

1784
01:02:41,123 --> 01:02:42,824
We're not gonna
see gangsta rap

1785
01:02:42,858 --> 01:02:45,327
over Vampire Weekend.
That's dumb.

1786
01:02:45,360 --> 01:02:47,363
(ALL TALKING AT ONCE)

1787
01:02:45,360 --> 01:02:47,363
You guys, wait,
you guys. Guys.

1788
01:02:47,396 --> 01:02:49,365
We don't have to argue.
This already happened.

1789
01:02:49,398 --> 01:02:50,733
It's all on Instagram.

1790
01:02:50,767 --> 01:02:53,002
I know what was sick
and what wasn't. Dude, look.

1791
01:02:53,903 --> 01:02:55,838
All right, let's go do it.

1792
01:02:55,871 --> 01:02:58,841
Adam! Adam, hey, will you
hold the camera?

1793
01:03:00,042 --> 01:03:01,544
ADAM: Oh, my God.

1794
01:03:01,577 --> 01:03:02,378
(CHRIS LAUGHING)

1795
01:03:02,912 --> 01:03:04,480
I love time travel.

1796
01:03:05,114 --> 01:03:06,549
Right here.

1797
01:03:05,114 --> 01:03:06,549
QUINN: What?

1798
01:03:06,582 --> 01:03:08,250
ADAM: How did you
get these?

1799
01:03:06,582 --> 01:03:08,250
Dude, are those VIP?

1800
01:03:08,283 --> 01:03:10,119
DAVID: Yeah, three months
after the show,

1801
01:03:10,152 --> 01:03:11,821
five bucks on eBay.

1802
01:03:10,152 --> 01:03:11,821
ADAM: Oh, my God!

1803
01:03:12,821 --> 01:03:15,390
Dude, David!
What can we
do with these?

1804
01:03:15,424 --> 01:03:16,526
Anything.

1805
01:03:18,694 --> 01:03:20,062
Oh, my God.

1806
01:03:20,095 --> 01:03:21,931
QUINN: David,
you're the man!

1807
01:03:21,964 --> 01:03:24,133
We're backstage right now.
We are backstage right now.

1808
01:03:27,469 --> 01:03:29,238
I can't believe
you did this.

1809
01:03:29,271 --> 01:03:30,940
(MUSIC PLAYING)

1810
01:03:29,271 --> 01:03:30,940
(PEOPLE CHEERING)

1811
01:03:40,950 --> 01:03:43,920
I got a surprise coming.
I got a surprise for her.

1812
01:03:45,755 --> 01:03:47,056
Listen, listen.

1813
01:03:48,357 --> 01:03:49,658
 SINGER:  This song goes out
 to Jessie Pierce.

1814
01:03:49,692 --> 01:03:51,427
(JESSIE GASPS)

1815
01:03:49,692 --> 01:03:51,427
(CROWD CHEERING)

1816
01:03:54,463 --> 01:03:56,199
Dude, that was sick!

1817
01:04:03,906 --> 01:04:06,208
Okay, okay. You guys,
I've got an idea.

1818
01:04:06,241 --> 01:04:09,078
Just do what I do, okay?
Follow me!

1819
01:04:13,816 --> 01:04:15,251
(CROWD CHEERING)

1820
01:04:18,921 --> 01:04:20,189
Hey, how are you?

1821
01:04:21,991 --> 01:04:24,126
(SINGING)

1822
01:04:36,872 --> 01:04:38,340
DAVID: No way.

1823
01:04:36,872 --> 01:04:38,340
Bend your knees.

1824
01:04:38,374 --> 01:04:39,808
Just bounce.

1825
01:04:39,841 --> 01:04:40,977
Like this or something?

1826
01:04:41,643 --> 01:04:43,980
Loosen up a little bit.

1827
01:04:44,013 --> 01:04:46,048
Just, like do this,
and you'll look like
a cool guy.

1828
01:04:46,748 --> 01:04:48,517
He's dancing! (LAUGHING)

1829
01:04:48,550 --> 01:04:50,253
DAVID: Is that good?

1830
01:04:48,550 --> 01:04:50,253
(JESSIE LAUGHING)

1831
01:04:50,286 --> 01:04:51,087
JESSIE: Yeah!

1832
01:04:51,887 --> 01:04:52,922
ADAM: Whoo!

1833
01:04:55,758 --> 01:04:56,626
Whoo!

1834
01:04:57,126 --> 01:04:59,095
(QUINN GRUNTING)

1835
01:05:01,897 --> 01:05:03,632
Whoo!

1836
01:05:03,666 --> 01:05:05,635
QUINN: That's my boy!
That's my boy!

1837
01:05:03,666 --> 01:05:05,635
I'm number one!

1838
01:05:09,571 --> 01:05:12,508
JESSIE: That was so much fun.
This is the best day ever.

1839
01:05:12,541 --> 01:05:14,644
I can't believe it.
Thank you so much
for taking us.

1840
01:05:23,285 --> 01:05:24,586
She's really cool, David.

1841
01:05:24,620 --> 01:05:26,288
DAVID: Who?

1842
01:05:24,620 --> 01:05:26,288
Jessie, the girl you've been

1843
01:05:26,321 --> 01:05:28,024
freaking spying on
for five minutes.

1844
01:05:26,321 --> 01:05:28,024
DAVID: What?

1845
01:05:28,624 --> 01:05:29,859
(JESSIE SCREAMING)

1846
01:05:29,892 --> 01:05:31,127
DAVID: Where'd you go?

1847
01:05:32,260 --> 01:05:33,129
Whoo!

1848
01:05:33,962 --> 01:05:35,031
Ahh!

1849
01:05:36,264 --> 01:05:38,935
DAVID: Oh! Hey.

1850
01:05:36,264 --> 01:05:38,935
JESSIE: Hi.

1851
01:05:39,902 --> 01:05:41,270
This is awesome.

1852
01:05:39,902 --> 01:05:41,270
DAVID: Yeah.

1853
01:05:41,937 --> 01:05:42,705
(JESSIE LAUGHING)

1854
01:05:49,845 --> 01:05:51,647
(SONG ENDING)

1855
01:05:51,681 --> 01:05:53,582
(CROWD CHEERING)

1856
01:05:53,615 --> 01:05:56,018
 SINGER: (OVER SPEAKER)
 Thank you very much.

1857
01:05:58,254 --> 01:05:59,522
DAVID: Best friends, man.

1858
01:05:59,555 --> 01:06:00,589
ADAM: My best friends.

1859
01:06:12,101 --> 01:06:13,436
CHRIS: Oh, my God,
he's actually gonna go for it.

1860
01:06:17,106 --> 01:06:19,808
DAVID: Hey. How's it going?

1861
01:06:17,106 --> 01:06:19,808
JESSIE: Hey!

1862
01:06:19,842 --> 01:06:22,310
DAVID: This is harder
than it looks, huh?
To write something.

1863
01:06:22,344 --> 01:06:24,046
JESSIE: What would you do?

1864
01:06:22,344 --> 01:06:24,046
DAVID: Um...

1865
01:06:26,582 --> 01:06:30,185
"Before the world ends,
I want to dance the
night away."

1866
01:06:30,219 --> 01:06:31,653
That's pretty
dumb actually.

1867
01:06:31,687 --> 01:06:32,688
Hey, I wrote that one.

1868
01:06:34,356 --> 01:06:36,091
I mean, it's okay.
It's not that dumb.
I just...

1869
01:06:36,124 --> 01:06:38,059
David, I'm messing with you.

1870
01:06:36,124 --> 01:06:38,059
DAVID: Oh.

1871
01:06:38,093 --> 01:06:40,128
JESSIE: Oh.
This is a good one.

1872
01:06:40,162 --> 01:06:41,963
"Before the world ends,
I have to run naked

1873
01:06:41,997 --> 01:06:43,799
"through the streets."

1874
01:06:41,997 --> 01:06:43,799
DAVID: Hmm.

1875
01:06:43,833 --> 01:06:45,367
Are you picturing me
naked now?

1876
01:06:45,400 --> 01:06:46,835
No.

1877
01:06:46,868 --> 01:06:48,571
Really?
Not even a little?

1878
01:06:50,672 --> 01:06:52,607
Some. A whole lot.

1879
01:06:52,641 --> 01:06:53,743
I don't know...
What's the right answer?

1880
01:06:54,943 --> 01:06:56,178
You'll never know. Oh!

1881
01:06:56,845 --> 01:06:57,980
MAN: Sorry, dude!

1882
01:06:58,013 --> 01:06:59,615
DAVID: No problem.

1883
01:06:59,648 --> 01:07:02,284
JESSIE: Check it out!
"Before the world ends,
I have to time travel."

1884
01:07:02,317 --> 01:07:04,153
"Before the world ends,
I have to win the lottery."

1885
01:07:04,186 --> 01:07:05,721
Two for two.

1886
01:07:05,754 --> 01:07:07,923
"Before the world ends,
I have to tell
those bitches off?"

1887
01:07:07,956 --> 01:07:09,358
Oh, yeah, my sister
probably wrote that.

1888
01:07:09,391 --> 01:07:10,726
I think she did.

1889
01:07:09,391 --> 01:07:10,726
Don't mind her.
She has a bad attitude.

1890
01:07:11,960 --> 01:07:14,263
I think we've almost crossed
everything off this list, huh?

1891
01:07:14,296 --> 01:07:15,798
I think we're just
getting started.

1892
01:07:17,166 --> 01:07:19,502
"Before the world ends,
I have to fall in love."

1893
01:07:21,503 --> 01:07:22,805
(SNIFFS)

1894
01:07:22,838 --> 01:07:23,972
Probably not the worst thing
you could wish for, right?

1895
01:07:24,006 --> 01:07:25,674
No.

1896
01:07:25,707 --> 01:07:28,076
Probably better than owning
your own monkey or something.

1897
01:07:28,110 --> 01:07:29,412
Probably, yeah.

1898
01:07:36,351 --> 01:07:38,487
"Before the world ends,
I wanna go skydiving."

1899
01:07:42,157 --> 01:07:43,125
Yeah, that's
a good one, too.

1900
01:07:43,159 --> 01:07:45,361
Totally. I heard
it's really fun.

1901
01:07:48,196 --> 01:07:49,364
I'm going to go
grab a water.

1902
01:07:49,398 --> 01:07:50,366
Oh, okay.

1903
01:07:51,734 --> 01:07:53,368
Yeah, all right.
You know what,
I'll be right here.

1904
01:07:53,402 --> 01:07:54,303
I'll wait.

1905
01:07:59,975 --> 01:08:01,310
Oh, my God.

1906
01:08:02,811 --> 01:08:03,779
The world is ending.

1907
01:08:04,646 --> 01:08:05,681
(PEOPLE CHEERING)

1908
01:08:06,315 --> 01:08:07,650
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

1909
01:08:30,306 --> 01:08:31,540
How'd it go?

1910
01:08:30,306 --> 01:08:31,540
What?

1911
01:08:31,573 --> 01:08:32,942
With Jessie.

1912
01:08:32,975 --> 01:08:35,211
What with Jessie?
We were just talking!

1913
01:08:35,244 --> 01:08:37,312
CHRIS: Seriously, David?
She left the door wide open.

1914
01:08:37,346 --> 01:08:40,482
No, no, she didn't.

1915
01:08:40,516 --> 01:08:42,550
She never even...
What are you guys
talking about?

1916
01:08:42,584 --> 01:08:43,952
It's okay.
It's all right, man.

1917
01:08:43,985 --> 01:08:46,455
Let's have fun.
Let's just have fun.
It's all right.

1918
01:08:47,556 --> 01:08:50,559
I'm burning up.
We gotta go. Okay?

1919
01:08:51,060 --> 01:08:52,560
I mean, we gotta go.

1920
01:08:52,594 --> 01:08:54,563
I'm gonna get some water.
We gotta go soon!

1921
01:09:11,547 --> 01:09:12,848
(LAUGHTER)

1922
01:09:16,051 --> 01:09:16,886
(ADAM GROANING)

1923
01:09:18,453 --> 01:09:20,356
What happened
to your shirt?

1924
01:09:20,389 --> 01:09:23,258
We were there
for nine hours!

1925
01:09:23,292 --> 01:09:25,594
But we were only gone
for 41 seconds!

1926
01:09:25,627 --> 01:09:27,897
Dr. Lou still thinks
I'm on my bathroom break!

1927
01:09:28,964 --> 01:09:30,365
(QUINN LAUGHING)

1928
01:09:28,964 --> 01:09:30,365
Oh, my God!

1929
01:09:30,398 --> 01:09:33,068
QUINN: Oh, my God!
That was the best!

1930
01:09:33,101 --> 01:09:34,536
CHRIS:
Best day of my life!

1931
01:09:34,570 --> 01:09:36,070
That was the most
fun I've ever had
in my entire life!

1932
01:09:36,104 --> 01:09:37,173
I love you.

1933
01:09:38,607 --> 01:09:39,508
Yeah!

1934
01:09:42,210 --> 01:09:43,212
QUINN: Whoo!

1935
01:09:44,780 --> 01:09:45,648
CHRIS: David?

1936
01:09:44,780 --> 01:09:45,648
What?

1937
01:09:46,581 --> 01:09:47,783
CHRIS: You're not
gonna believe it.

1938
01:09:47,816 --> 01:09:48,751
What are you talking about?

1939
01:09:48,784 --> 01:09:50,686
CHRIS: Just go, come on.
You'll see.

1940
01:09:52,120 --> 01:09:55,524
Hey, Mom, so how
was work today?

1941
01:09:55,557 --> 01:09:57,560
It's been a long day,
sweetheart.

1942
01:09:58,894 --> 01:10:00,295
What?

1943
01:10:00,328 --> 01:10:01,530
When did she get a job?

1944
01:10:01,563 --> 01:10:02,965
Literally, check this out...

1945
01:10:02,998 --> 01:10:04,833
4,000 likes.

1946
01:10:02,998 --> 01:10:04,833
ADAM: Let me see.

1947
01:10:04,867 --> 01:10:09,170
4,000. Yeah, I have 18,000
Instagram followers.

1948
01:10:09,204 --> 01:10:11,973
Texts from 20 different girls,
half, like, "Quinn,
oh, my God, please call me."

1949
01:10:12,006 --> 01:10:14,443
ADAM: Show me the texts.

1950
01:10:12,006 --> 01:10:14,443
Dude, I swear to God,
I'll show you.

1951
01:10:14,476 --> 01:10:17,179
What up? So I talked
to you-know-who.

1952
01:10:17,212 --> 01:10:19,014
Got one for you,
one for Adam,

1953
01:10:19,047 --> 01:10:21,450
one for me
and one for Andre.
You're down, right?

1954
01:10:21,483 --> 01:10:24,286
Uh, yeah, totally down.

1955
01:10:24,319 --> 01:10:26,822
Good. Wear your black skirt.
You look hot in that.

1956
01:10:28,156 --> 01:10:30,825
ADAM: You and Sarah
Nathan are hanging out?
What's that about?

1957
01:10:30,859 --> 01:10:33,595
Dude, literally no idea,
but since we got back,
she's been acting batshit,

1958
01:10:33,629 --> 01:10:34,830
like we're best friends
or something.

1959
01:10:35,797 --> 01:10:37,966
I don't know what happened.
It's insane.

1960
01:10:37,999 --> 01:10:40,002
Have you guys seen Jess?

1961
01:10:40,035 --> 01:10:42,104
Uh, yeah, but you know what?

1962
01:10:42,137 --> 01:10:44,139
I think she just said
that she's really busy
or something.

1963
01:10:44,172 --> 01:10:46,275
I wouldn't read
too much into it.

1964
01:10:47,476 --> 01:10:48,844
I'm kicking your butt.

1965
01:10:48,877 --> 01:10:50,812
Three, two, one.

1966
01:10:48,877 --> 01:10:50,812
(BELL DINGING ON TV)

1967
01:10:50,846 --> 01:10:52,081
(LAUGHING)

1968
01:10:52,114 --> 01:10:53,281
You're kidding me.

1969
01:10:53,315 --> 01:10:54,449
I'm so sorry.
I'm sorry.

1970
01:10:54,483 --> 01:10:55,617
CHRIS: Whatever, I quit.

1971
01:10:55,651 --> 01:10:56,919
I'm inherently good
at video games.

1972
01:10:56,952 --> 01:10:57,720
All right, who's next?

1973
01:10:58,921 --> 01:11:00,355
Hey, you don't want
to play?

1974
01:11:00,388 --> 01:11:02,290
No, I'm kind of tired.

1975
01:11:02,323 --> 01:11:03,658
Really?

1976
01:11:02,323 --> 01:11:03,658
JESSIE: Yeah.

1977
01:11:03,691 --> 01:11:05,160
DAVID: Taking off?

1978
01:11:03,691 --> 01:11:05,160
JESSIE: Yep.

1979
01:11:05,194 --> 01:11:07,862
DAVID: Okay, cool, cool.
Look, uh...

1980
01:11:07,896 --> 01:11:09,965
Hey, can I... Can I talk to
you for just one second?

1981
01:11:09,998 --> 01:11:11,267
JESSIE: Yeah, sure.

1982
01:11:11,767 --> 01:11:12,601
DAVID: Um...

1983
01:11:14,236 --> 01:11:16,138
Did we have some kind of,
like a moment?

1984
01:11:16,171 --> 01:11:19,841
Wasn't that a moment
the other day at the
wall, and...

1985
01:11:19,874 --> 01:11:22,678
I don't know. I mean,
it was a really fun day.

1986
01:11:22,711 --> 01:11:24,979
It was cool, right?
And when you said
that one thing,

1987
01:11:25,013 --> 01:11:25,981
and I kind of...

1988
01:11:28,183 --> 01:11:30,886
I don't know, there were
so many people around,
I wasn't really thinking.

1989
01:11:30,919 --> 01:11:33,722
I didn't expect you...
I didn't expect someone like
you to really say that to me.

1990
01:11:33,755 --> 01:11:35,757
What do you mean,
someone like me?

1991
01:11:35,790 --> 01:11:38,493
You're like, fun,
and you go out to parties
and, like, hang out

1992
01:11:38,527 --> 01:11:40,095
and all that kind
of crazy stuff.

1993
01:11:40,128 --> 01:11:41,496
That's it.

1994
01:11:41,530 --> 01:11:43,832
I mean, you don't care
about that important shit.

1995
01:11:43,865 --> 01:11:45,501
You just have fun.

1996
01:11:47,803 --> 01:11:49,571
I'm sorry, I didn't
mean to say that.

1997
01:11:49,605 --> 01:11:50,906
No, no, I know
what you meant.

1998
01:11:51,807 --> 01:11:53,207
It's fine.

1999
01:11:53,241 --> 01:11:55,444
Whatever moment
you thought,

2000
01:11:55,477 --> 01:11:56,578
you know, happened,
you should probably

2001
01:11:56,611 --> 01:11:58,647
just forget about it,
I think.

2002
01:11:59,614 --> 01:12:00,782
Okay.

2003
01:12:00,815 --> 01:12:02,818
Some things just aren't
meant to be, you know?

2004
01:12:05,320 --> 01:12:06,522
You don't have to
film everything, Chris.

2005
01:12:09,057 --> 01:12:11,192
QUINN: You wanna
play some foosball?

2006
01:12:09,057 --> 01:12:11,192
DAVID: No.

2007
01:12:11,225 --> 01:12:12,394
(PEOPLE CHEERING ON LAPTOP)

2008
01:12:14,663 --> 01:12:16,965
 JESSIE:  That was so much fun.
 This is the best day ever.

2009
01:12:16,998 --> 01:12:17,833
 I can't believe it.

2010
01:12:18,933 --> 01:12:20,369
 "...I have to run naked
 through the streets."

2011
01:12:20,402 --> 01:12:21,703
DAVID:  Hmm.

2012
01:12:21,737 --> 01:12:23,104
 Are you picturing me
 naked now?

2013
01:12:23,138 --> 01:12:24,306
DAVID:  No.

2014
01:12:23,138 --> 01:12:24,306
 Oh!

2015
01:12:24,339 --> 01:12:25,440
MAN:  Sorry, dude!

2016
01:12:25,474 --> 01:12:26,408
DAVID:  No problem.

2017
01:12:28,009 --> 01:12:30,679
 "Before the world ends,
 I have to fall in love."

2018
01:12:32,114 --> 01:12:34,383
 "Before the world ends,
 I wanna go skydiving."

2019
01:12:36,518 --> 01:12:38,553
 "Before the world ends,
 I have to fall in love."

2020
01:12:38,587 --> 01:12:39,888
 "...I have to fall in love."

2021
01:12:39,921 --> 01:12:41,457
 "...love." "...love."
 "...love."

2022
01:12:45,827 --> 01:12:48,630
 "Before the world ends,
 I wanna go skydiving."

2023
01:12:48,663 --> 01:12:49,664
 JESSIE:  Yeah,
 that's a good one, too.

2024
01:12:49,697 --> 01:12:52,367
 DAVID:  Totally.
 I heard it's really fun.

2025
01:12:52,401 --> 01:12:54,736
 JESSIE:  I'm gonna go
 grab a water.

2026
01:12:54,770 --> 01:12:55,738
 DAVID:  You know what,
 I'll be right here. I'll wait.

2027
01:12:56,171 --> 01:12:57,238
(LOUD WHIRRING)

2028
01:12:57,272 --> 01:12:58,107
(CROWD CHEERING)

2029
01:12:58,940 --> 01:13:00,676
Dude, I love this band.

2030
01:13:00,709 --> 01:13:02,711
Oh, look, there's David.

2031
01:13:04,880 --> 01:13:06,982
CHRIS: Oh, my God,
he's actually gonna go for it.

2032
01:13:08,784 --> 01:13:10,619
DAVID: A little more difficult
than it looks, huh?

2033
01:13:10,985 --> 01:13:12,654
Yeah.

2034
01:13:12,687 --> 01:13:14,623
"Before the world ends,
I have to dance all night."

2035
01:13:14,656 --> 01:13:16,058
Hmm.

2036
01:13:14,656 --> 01:13:16,058
Pretty dumb.

2037
01:13:16,091 --> 01:13:17,426
Hey, I wrote that.

2038
01:13:17,459 --> 01:13:18,494
No, you didn't.

2039
01:13:19,661 --> 01:13:22,063
No, I didn't.

2040
01:13:19,661 --> 01:13:22,063
Oh.

2041
01:13:22,097 --> 01:13:25,233
"Before the world ends,
I have to run naked
through the streets."

2042
01:13:25,266 --> 01:13:27,469
You're trying to get me
to think of you naked,
aren't you?

2043
01:13:29,070 --> 01:13:29,972
Oh.

2044
01:13:31,139 --> 01:13:32,840
Nice catch.

2045
01:13:32,874 --> 01:13:35,544
Check it out!
"Before the world ends,
I have to time travel."

2046
01:13:35,577 --> 01:13:37,446
"Before the world ends,
I have to win the lottery."

2047
01:13:37,479 --> 01:13:38,980
Two for two.

2048
01:13:39,013 --> 01:13:40,949
I think we've almost crossed
everything off this list, huh?

2049
01:13:40,982 --> 01:13:42,618
I think we're just
getting started.

2050
01:13:43,484 --> 01:13:45,153
"Before the world ends..."

2051
01:13:45,186 --> 01:13:46,622
"...I have to fall in love."

2052
01:13:48,756 --> 01:13:49,924
Is that what
you were gonna...

2053
01:13:49,958 --> 01:13:50,859
Yes.

2054
01:13:52,027 --> 01:13:53,796
Probably not
the worst thing
to wish for...

2055
01:13:59,468 --> 01:14:00,502
(DAVID PANTING)

2056
01:14:04,072 --> 01:14:05,440
(SHOWER RUNNING)

2057
01:14:05,473 --> 01:14:07,376
DAVID: All right, David,
what did you change?

2058
01:14:07,409 --> 01:14:08,977
What have you changed?

2059
01:14:09,945 --> 01:14:10,813
Hi, Jessie.

2060
01:14:11,346 --> 01:14:12,480
Hey, Jessie.

2061
01:14:12,513 --> 01:14:13,882
What you up to?

2062
01:14:14,615 --> 01:14:15,717
What's... What's poppin'?

2063
01:14:16,952 --> 01:14:18,520
Just call her.

2064
01:14:19,721 --> 01:14:21,056
(CELL PHONE RINGING)

2065
01:14:30,499 --> 01:14:32,634
JESSIE: Hello.

2066
01:14:32,667 --> 01:14:33,869
What are you doing?
What are you filming?

2067
01:14:34,436 --> 01:14:36,371
Is everything okay?

2068
01:14:36,404 --> 01:14:38,574
Are you poking me?

2069
01:14:36,404 --> 01:14:38,574
Huh?

2070
01:14:38,607 --> 01:14:41,243
By the way, I told my dad
I was sleeping at Jennie's.

2071
01:14:41,276 --> 01:14:42,844
Are you taking
your towel off?

2072
01:14:42,877 --> 01:14:43,879
Should I not take
my towel off?

2073
01:14:43,912 --> 01:14:45,380
You should.
You absolutely should.

2074
01:14:45,414 --> 01:14:47,115
(LAUGHING)
What's wrong with you?

2075
01:14:48,283 --> 01:14:50,418
Oh, my God,
did we have sex?

2076
01:14:50,451 --> 01:14:51,953
Yes.

2077
01:14:50,451 --> 01:14:51,953
Was it good?
Was I good?

2078
01:14:51,986 --> 01:14:52,888
Yes.

2079
01:14:54,289 --> 01:14:56,892
Wow. So I saw
you naked and...

2080
01:14:56,925 --> 01:14:59,527
Are you kidding?

2081
01:14:56,925 --> 01:14:59,527
Well, I guess I did,
'cause we had sex.

2082
01:14:59,560 --> 01:15:00,729
That's true.

2083
01:14:59,560 --> 01:15:00,729
Can I see?

2084
01:15:00,762 --> 01:15:01,830
You wanna... Okay.

2085
01:15:00,762 --> 01:15:01,830
I want to see.

2086
01:15:02,564 --> 01:15:03,599
(SHUDDERING)

2087
01:15:05,033 --> 01:15:06,502
(KISSING)

2088
01:15:08,436 --> 01:15:09,705
DAVID: Hmm.

2089
01:15:11,874 --> 01:15:13,542
Happy Friday.

2090
01:15:13,575 --> 01:15:16,410
I have to sneak out soon.

2091
01:15:16,444 --> 01:15:18,146
I only have
Thursday's clothes.

2092
01:15:25,554 --> 01:15:27,122
David, stop it.

2093
01:15:27,789 --> 01:15:29,291
DAVID: Whatcha doing?

2094
01:15:30,958 --> 01:15:33,128
I'm waking up,
thank you very much.

2095
01:15:33,562 --> 01:15:35,363
(DAVID LAUGHING)

2096
01:15:35,397 --> 01:15:36,999
DAVID: You look amazing.

2097
01:15:35,397 --> 01:15:36,999
David, please.

2098
01:15:37,566 --> 01:15:40,135
Stop it. David.

2099
01:15:40,903 --> 01:15:42,904
Let me see this.

2100
01:15:42,937 --> 01:15:44,840
(DAVID GROANING)

2101
01:15:42,937 --> 01:15:44,840
JESSIE: Oh.
Good morning, David.

2102
01:15:45,774 --> 01:15:47,075
Stop.

2103
01:15:47,108 --> 01:15:48,710
Camera shy, huh, David?

2104
01:15:48,743 --> 01:15:50,145
You seem a little camera shy.

2105
01:15:53,981 --> 01:15:55,884
You know what,
let's get rid of this thing.

2106
01:15:58,920 --> 01:16:02,024
 ANNOUNCER ON TV:  Flight 437
 has apparently crashed...

2107
01:16:02,057 --> 01:16:04,993
Good morning, Raskin house.
Chris, you look gorgeous.

2108
01:16:05,026 --> 01:16:06,228
Christina, please put
that laundry away.

2109
01:16:06,261 --> 01:16:07,663
I don't wanna
tell you again.

2110
01:16:07,696 --> 01:16:09,531
Can you see the stain
on here? 'Cause I got two
job interviews

2111
01:16:09,564 --> 01:16:10,565
today and I really
need to look good.

2112
01:16:10,598 --> 01:16:11,800
Interviews?

2113
01:16:10,598 --> 01:16:11,800
Yeah.

2114
01:16:13,001 --> 01:16:14,603
Sweetie, you okay?

2115
01:16:14,636 --> 01:16:16,504
Yeah. Mom,
you look beautiful.

2116
01:16:16,538 --> 01:16:18,240
Oh, thanks. Bye.

2117
01:16:19,041 --> 01:16:19,875
(DOOR CLOSING)

2118
01:16:21,610 --> 01:16:23,344
CHRIS: What's up with you?

2119
01:16:23,378 --> 01:16:24,813
What's up with you?

2120
01:16:24,846 --> 01:16:25,981
I can't believe
how good I'm getting

2121
01:16:26,014 --> 01:16:28,083
at sneaking past
your mom.

2122
01:16:26,014 --> 01:16:28,083
DAVID: Yeah.

2123
01:16:28,116 --> 01:16:31,586
By the way, my dad,
who never loves anyone,
loves you. Somehow.

2124
01:16:31,620 --> 01:16:32,921
He thinks it's
really, really adorable

2125
01:16:32,954 --> 01:16:34,523
every time you talk
about science

2126
01:16:34,556 --> 01:16:36,792
and all the projects
that you used to do.

2127
01:16:36,825 --> 01:16:38,160
It's kind of amazing.

2128
01:16:39,461 --> 01:16:41,162
CHRIS: Enough, please.

2129
01:16:41,196 --> 01:16:42,397
Aw, Chris.

2130
01:16:42,430 --> 01:16:44,066
CHRIS: Please have
mercy on me.

2131
01:16:50,672 --> 01:16:51,973
JESSIE: What's up, Patrick?

2132
01:16:52,007 --> 01:16:53,942
Dude, the other night
was dope!

2133
01:16:55,310 --> 01:16:56,811
Come on.

2134
01:16:56,844 --> 01:16:57,846
CHRIS: God, what is up
with you, David?

2135
01:16:59,681 --> 01:17:01,316
Are we still on
for tonight?

2136
01:17:01,349 --> 01:17:03,719
Yeah. Yes, what time?

2137
01:17:03,752 --> 01:17:05,721
CHRIS: Why are you
acting so weird?

2138
01:17:06,921 --> 01:17:09,557
Are you okay?

2139
01:17:06,921 --> 01:17:09,557
DAVID: Yeah.

2140
01:17:09,590 --> 01:17:10,859
David, are you okay?

2141
01:17:09,590 --> 01:17:10,859
Yeah, um...

2142
01:17:12,461 --> 01:17:14,429
I forgot my... I forgot
my notebook in class.

2143
01:17:14,462 --> 01:17:16,164
Okay. I'll see
you later.

2144
01:17:16,197 --> 01:17:17,199
Okay.

2145
01:17:16,197 --> 01:17:17,199
Okay.

2146
01:17:18,066 --> 01:17:19,635
Okay.

2147
01:17:18,066 --> 01:17:19,635
Bye.

2148
01:17:20,602 --> 01:17:22,104
Hey, Dr. Lou.
Where are you going?

2149
01:17:23,070 --> 01:17:25,007
LOU: Don't be
a wiseass, David.

2150
01:17:26,107 --> 01:17:27,342
What?

2151
01:17:27,375 --> 01:17:28,777
(SOBBING)

2152
01:17:28,810 --> 01:17:30,412
Hey, you okay.
Sarah, what's up?

2153
01:17:30,445 --> 01:17:31,847
Everyone just mind
their own business.

2154
01:17:35,716 --> 01:17:37,218
CHRIS: God, what the hell
is up with him?

2155
01:17:37,251 --> 01:17:38,787
"Better luck next year?"

2156
01:17:42,591 --> 01:17:44,026
But we won the division.

2157
01:17:42,591 --> 01:17:44,026
(CELL PHONE RINGING)

2158
01:17:44,626 --> 01:17:46,261
CHRIS: Hey.

2159
01:17:46,294 --> 01:17:47,629
 QUINN: (ON PHONE)  You got
 to get over here right now!

2160
01:17:47,662 --> 01:17:48,796
Quinn, hold on, slow down.

2161
01:17:48,830 --> 01:17:50,465
ADAM: Oh, my God.

2162
01:17:50,498 --> 01:17:51,833
Are you seeing this?

2163
01:17:53,368 --> 01:17:55,370
QUINN: I just don't understand
how this is even possible.

2164
01:17:56,071 --> 01:17:57,673
How do we not
remember this?

2165
01:17:59,874 --> 01:18:01,243
But we could fix this, right?
We could fix this.

2166
01:18:02,744 --> 01:18:06,848
I mean, we have
the means, right?

2167
01:18:06,881 --> 01:18:09,183
This is what we should be
doing in the first place,

2168
01:18:09,217 --> 01:18:10,818
not partying.

2169
01:18:09,217 --> 01:18:10,818
(FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)

2170
01:18:10,852 --> 01:18:12,687
Hey. Guys, what's
the emergency?

2171
01:18:12,721 --> 01:18:15,490
David, look at this.
There was a plane crash,
David.

2172
01:18:15,524 --> 01:18:17,825
Seventy-seven people
onboard a flight from
London to Madrid.

2173
01:18:17,858 --> 01:18:19,594
It happened
five days ago.

2174
01:18:19,628 --> 01:18:20,729
DAVID: Jesus.

2175
01:18:21,930 --> 01:18:24,065
So, why are you guys
watching a plane crash?

2176
01:18:24,098 --> 01:18:25,467
Because I think
it's our fault.

2177
01:18:27,101 --> 01:18:29,504
Why would a plane crash
be our fault?

2178
01:18:29,538 --> 01:18:31,038
Sarah Nathan's dad
was the pilot.

2179
01:18:31,072 --> 01:18:32,340
So what?

2180
01:18:32,373 --> 01:18:34,042
Look, whatever we did
at Lollapalooza

2181
01:18:34,075 --> 01:18:36,511
had some crazy
ripple effects.

2182
01:18:36,544 --> 01:18:38,646
Wait, wait. Are you saying
that Lollapalooza caused
a plane crash?

2183
01:18:38,680 --> 01:18:41,015
Because that sounds
crazy, dude.

2184
01:18:41,049 --> 01:18:44,052
Look, I'm not crazy, okay.
It's cause and effect.

2185
01:18:44,085 --> 01:18:47,555
Somehow we caused
the basketball team
to not make the playoffs.

2186
01:18:47,588 --> 01:18:50,057
Our captain, Justin Kelly,
broke his leg on March 1st,
right?

2187
01:18:50,091 --> 01:18:51,860
We all know
that never happened.

2188
01:18:51,893 --> 01:18:53,728
Then the basketball team
didn't make the playoffs,

2189
01:18:53,761 --> 01:18:55,330
and that affected
the players,

2190
01:18:55,797 --> 01:18:57,899
their parents,

2191
01:18:57,932 --> 01:19:00,302
hundreds of people who were
supposed to be at the game.

2192
01:19:00,335 --> 01:19:02,404
And it just kept spreading.

2193
01:19:02,437 --> 01:19:04,506
Sarah Nathan's brother,
he was on the team, right?

2194
01:19:04,539 --> 01:19:05,373
QUINN: Yeah.

2195
01:19:06,707 --> 01:19:08,209
Her dad was supposed to be
at the game.

2196
01:19:08,242 --> 01:19:10,211
He wasn't supposed to be
flying that night.

2197
01:19:10,245 --> 01:19:11,379
David, look...

2198
01:19:11,412 --> 01:19:13,081
Dude, there's other shit, too.

2199
01:19:13,115 --> 01:19:16,450
Robberies. Fires.
None of this happened before.

2200
01:19:16,484 --> 01:19:18,419
At some point, we're not gonna
be able to track this, David.

2201
01:19:18,453 --> 01:19:20,788
If we don't stop this now,
it could just keep going
out of control.

2202
01:19:20,822 --> 01:19:21,990
CHRIS:
David, we have to fix this.

2203
01:19:22,023 --> 01:19:23,591
QUINN: Look, Lollapalooza
was a mistake.

2204
01:19:23,625 --> 01:19:25,160
We have to go back
and make it so that

2205
01:19:25,193 --> 01:19:26,528
we never jumped there
in the first place.

2206
01:19:25,193 --> 01:19:26,528
Right.

2207
01:19:26,561 --> 01:19:27,596
DAVID: No, no, no.
We cannot go back.

2208
01:19:27,629 --> 01:19:29,097
We cannot do that, okay?

2209
01:19:27,629 --> 01:19:29,097
ADAM: That's the only way.

2210
01:19:29,131 --> 01:19:29,998
ADAM: We have to.

2211
01:19:29,131 --> 01:19:29,998
It's gonna undo
everything...

2212
01:19:30,031 --> 01:19:31,299
ADAM: That's the point!

2213
01:19:31,332 --> 01:19:32,934
QUINN: We need to undo it!

2214
01:19:31,332 --> 01:19:32,934
We gotta fix this.

2215
01:19:32,967 --> 01:19:34,869
I'm not even buying it.
I don't even think...

2216
01:19:34,903 --> 01:19:36,670
QUINN: Dude, you were the one
who set the rules!

2217
01:19:36,704 --> 01:19:38,939
You're the one who said that
we had to be all freaking
careful!

2218
01:19:38,973 --> 01:19:40,608
I did. We all followed them,

2219
01:19:40,641 --> 01:19:43,011
and kept each other
accountable on every
single one!

2220
01:19:43,044 --> 01:19:44,812
I'm not gonna go and play
God with you guys...

2221
01:19:44,846 --> 01:19:47,081
David, you know what?
That is what we're doing!

2222
01:19:47,115 --> 01:19:50,185
I'm gonna get Jessie,
we're gonna come over tonight
and we're gonna fix this!

2223
01:19:50,218 --> 01:19:51,686
If you wanna vote on that
'cause that will make you

2224
01:19:51,719 --> 01:19:53,155
feel better, then that's fine,
but that's what we're doing!

2225
01:19:53,888 --> 01:19:55,190
CHRIS:
David, we get it, okay?

2226
01:19:56,091 --> 01:19:57,392
None of us will
remember Lollapalooza.

2227
01:19:58,059 --> 01:19:59,094
Yeah.

2228
01:20:04,799 --> 01:20:05,867
(SIGHING)

2229
01:20:15,710 --> 01:20:17,411
 MAN ON LAPTOP:
 Hey, Justin, look out!

2230
01:20:17,445 --> 01:20:18,280
(MAN GRUNTING)

2231
01:20:20,014 --> 01:20:21,383
MAN:  I'm calling 911.

2232
01:20:27,955 --> 01:20:29,257
DAVID: Screw this.

2233
01:20:30,692 --> 01:20:31,960
(DAVID PANTING)

2234
01:20:34,262 --> 01:20:35,363
DAVID: Oh, shit.

2235
01:20:36,397 --> 01:20:39,301
JESSIE: Guys, I'm here!
David, it's me!

2236
01:20:43,471 --> 01:20:44,873
(CAR HORN HONKING)

2237
01:20:47,575 --> 01:20:50,711
It's April 23rd, 2014.
This is to keep a record.

2238
01:20:50,745 --> 01:20:52,814
I know exactly what to do
to fix this.

2239
01:20:52,847 --> 01:20:54,482
 Justin broke his leg
 at Walker's party.

2240
01:20:54,515 --> 01:20:57,118
 I'll fix that. Everything else
 will fall into place.

2241
01:20:57,885 --> 01:20:59,554
Guys, I'm sorry.

2242
01:21:00,322 --> 01:21:02,090
 It's gonna be okay.

2243
01:21:03,725 --> 01:21:04,559
(PANTING)

2244
01:21:06,494 --> 01:21:07,495
Oh, shit!

2245
01:21:07,929 --> 01:21:09,564
Shit. Oh.

2246
01:21:17,105 --> 01:21:19,006
ADAM: David, what are
you doing here?

2247
01:21:19,040 --> 01:21:20,709
What do you mean?
This is where we're
supposed to meet.

2248
01:21:20,742 --> 01:21:22,643
You're 15 minutes late.

2249
01:21:20,742 --> 01:21:22,643
No, we said we'd meet
at your house first.

2250
01:21:22,677 --> 01:21:24,379
We had to track
the controller.

2251
01:21:24,412 --> 01:21:25,680
Oh, yeah, why didn't
you call me?

2252
01:21:25,713 --> 01:21:26,881
We all called you,
David.

2253
01:21:26,915 --> 01:21:28,316
Really?

2254
01:21:26,915 --> 01:21:28,316
The guys are
right behind me.

2255
01:21:28,350 --> 01:21:30,084
Really?

2256
01:21:28,350 --> 01:21:30,084
What did you do
to the machine?

2257
01:21:30,117 --> 01:21:31,253
You know, I'm just making
some modifications.

2258
01:21:31,786 --> 01:21:33,221
Modifications? Why?

2259
01:21:33,254 --> 01:21:34,989
We did a full systems
check yesterday.

2260
01:21:35,023 --> 01:21:36,558
Can I talk to you
for a second?

2261
01:21:36,591 --> 01:21:38,259
What's on that?

2262
01:21:36,591 --> 01:21:38,259
Just, uh...

2263
01:21:38,293 --> 01:21:39,194
Oh, God, man.

2264
01:21:40,528 --> 01:21:42,730
Can you just be
my friend for a second?
I have to ask you.

2265
01:21:42,764 --> 01:21:44,265
Of course I'm your friend.

2266
01:21:44,298 --> 01:21:45,633
You know, like,
the plane crash in Spain

2267
01:21:45,667 --> 01:21:48,736
and the basketball team
and the fires in Brazil.

2268
01:21:48,770 --> 01:21:50,338
It's not your fault.

2269
01:21:50,371 --> 01:21:51,839
We've been
over this, okay.

2270
01:21:51,873 --> 01:21:53,174
No, no, no, no.
You're not listening to me.

2271
01:21:53,207 --> 01:21:54,376
It's not your fault.
It's not your fault.
It's my fault.

2272
01:21:55,543 --> 01:21:56,678
I went back alone.

2273
01:21:57,512 --> 01:21:58,413
There...

2274
01:21:59,013 --> 01:22:00,782
Alone?

2275
01:21:59,013 --> 01:22:00,782
Yeah.

2276
01:22:00,815 --> 01:22:03,151
Why would you ever
jump alone, David?

2277
01:22:05,186 --> 01:22:06,221
David...

2278
01:22:07,389 --> 01:22:08,589
It's not important.

2279
01:22:08,622 --> 01:22:09,823
But where did you jump to?

2280
01:22:09,857 --> 01:22:10,825
It doesn't matter.
It's done.

2281
01:22:10,859 --> 01:22:12,193
Stop it! Stop it.

2282
01:22:12,227 --> 01:22:13,694
We don't have to
undo everything, okay.

2283
01:22:13,728 --> 01:22:16,264
We just have to make sure
Justin doesn't break his leg
at Walker's party.

2284
01:22:16,297 --> 01:22:18,233
We can fix it, man!
You gotta trust me.
I can fix it.

2285
01:22:18,266 --> 01:22:19,434
You can fix it?
By yourself?

2286
01:22:20,100 --> 01:22:21,269
Yeah, you broke
the pact once

2287
01:22:21,302 --> 01:22:23,171
and now you're gonna
do it again?

2288
01:22:23,204 --> 01:22:25,106
You're coming clean.

2289
01:22:23,204 --> 01:22:25,106
No. I can't.

2290
01:22:25,139 --> 01:22:26,441
Why not?

2291
01:22:25,139 --> 01:22:26,441
Because...

2292
01:22:26,841 --> 01:22:28,676
Why, David?

2293
01:22:28,709 --> 01:22:29,978
Because I'll lose her, man.

2294
01:22:32,213 --> 01:22:33,615
(CAR HORN HONKING)

2295
01:22:34,416 --> 01:22:36,851
I'm sorry, David.

2296
01:22:36,884 --> 01:22:38,219
But you have to
come clean.

2297
01:22:47,928 --> 01:22:49,264
Guys!

2298
01:22:50,432 --> 01:22:51,533
Guys, let's go!

2299
01:22:53,334 --> 01:22:54,569
Come on!

2300
01:22:54,602 --> 01:22:55,937
(MACHINE STARTING)

2301
01:22:55,970 --> 01:22:57,472
ADAM: No, no, no, no.
David, don't go!

2302
01:22:57,505 --> 01:22:59,173
DAVID: I'm sorry, Adam!
I would never do

2303
01:22:59,206 --> 01:23:00,641
anything to hurt you guys!

2304
01:22:59,206 --> 01:23:00,641
ADAM: David!

2305
01:23:00,675 --> 01:23:02,077
DAVID: You won't even remember
this happened!

2306
01:23:03,978 --> 01:23:05,013
(COUGHING)

2307
01:23:07,915 --> 01:23:09,150
QUINN: Hot girls don't stay
at parties long.

2308
01:23:09,183 --> 01:23:10,451
They go to, like,
multiple ones.

2309
01:23:10,485 --> 01:23:11,619
DAVID: Table, table, table!

2310
01:23:10,485 --> 01:23:11,619
(MUSIC PLAYING IN DISTANCE)

2311
01:23:12,020 --> 01:23:13,054
(METAL CREAKING)

2312
01:23:13,554 --> 01:23:15,156
Again, again!

2313
01:23:15,189 --> 01:23:17,258
JESSIE: Hey!

2314
01:23:15,189 --> 01:23:17,258
DAVID: Oh, shit!

2315
01:23:17,291 --> 01:23:20,362
David! What the hell
are you doing to my car?

2316
01:23:21,729 --> 01:23:24,499
DAVID: Three, two, one.

2317
01:23:25,032 --> 01:23:26,167
(PEOPLE SHOUTING)

2318
01:23:26,200 --> 01:23:28,336
MAN: The lights went out.

2319
01:23:28,369 --> 01:23:31,305
DAVID: Sorry, excuse me!
Coming through! Excuse me!

2320
01:23:31,339 --> 01:23:32,307
Justin, look out!

2321
01:23:31,339 --> 01:23:32,307
(CAR HONKING HORN)

2322
01:23:35,910 --> 01:23:37,278
Oh, shit.

2323
01:23:39,180 --> 01:23:40,648
(INDISTINCT TALKING)

2324
01:23:41,683 --> 01:23:43,351
JUSTIN: You saved me, bro.

2325
01:23:43,384 --> 01:23:46,253
MAN: David, you're awesome.
You're like a superhero.

2326
01:23:46,287 --> 01:23:49,023
DAVID: Excuse me.

2327
01:23:46,287 --> 01:23:49,023
MAN 2: That was so awesome.

2328
01:23:49,056 --> 01:23:50,625
MAN 3: Right here, man.
That was badass.

2329
01:23:49,056 --> 01:23:50,625
DAVID: Excuse me.

2330
01:23:58,733 --> 01:23:59,567
(SIGHING)

2331
01:24:06,440 --> 01:24:08,376
 FEMALE VOICE:
 You have two new messages.

2332
01:24:08,409 --> 01:24:11,012
 JESSIE: (OVER LAPTOP)
 Hey, babe, sorry I missed you.

2333
01:24:11,045 --> 01:24:12,346
 I'll see you later tonight.
 Miss you.

2334
01:24:12,380 --> 01:24:14,516
CHRIS:
David, are you coming?

2335
01:24:15,583 --> 01:24:17,852
We gotta go.
We have to be there by 5:00.

2336
01:24:17,886 --> 01:24:21,056
Yeah. Yeah, I'm coming.
One second.

2337
01:24:22,523 --> 01:24:23,792
What the hell's
she talking about?

2338
01:24:24,559 --> 01:24:26,194
(THUNDER RUMBLING)

2339
01:24:30,398 --> 01:24:31,266
(SNIFFLING)

2340
01:24:33,134 --> 01:24:34,269
(CAR ENGINE STARTING)

2341
01:24:35,336 --> 01:24:36,538
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

2342
01:24:38,539 --> 01:24:40,040
CHRIS:
Are you gonna go in?

2343
01:24:40,074 --> 01:24:41,142
Yeah.

2344
01:24:42,644 --> 01:24:43,945
Quinn, thank God.

2345
01:24:43,978 --> 01:24:45,713
Hey. You all right?
You look like shit.

2346
01:24:45,746 --> 01:24:47,315
I'm fine, I'm fine.

2347
01:24:47,348 --> 01:24:49,283
Oh. Adam.

2348
01:24:47,348 --> 01:24:49,283
(MONITOR BEEPING)

2349
01:24:49,317 --> 01:24:50,317
QUINN: We don't
have much time.

2350
01:24:50,351 --> 01:24:51,753
Visiting hours
are almost up.

2351
01:24:52,953 --> 01:24:54,121
DAVID: Did he
say anything?

2352
01:24:54,155 --> 01:24:55,389
What are you talking about?
He can't speak.

2353
01:24:55,423 --> 01:24:56,858
He barely knows
where he is.

2354
01:24:56,891 --> 01:24:59,127
Yeah, I... I know that.

2355
01:25:00,895 --> 01:25:02,430
CHRIS: Did they find
anything else out?

2356
01:25:02,463 --> 01:25:05,166
QUINN: Nothing.
Just that it happened
after the basketball game.

2357
01:25:06,901 --> 01:25:08,136
DAVID: Oh, shit.

2358
01:25:08,903 --> 01:25:10,238
So they don't know
what happened.

2359
01:25:10,271 --> 01:25:11,439
QUINN: No, they don't
know anything,

2360
01:25:11,472 --> 01:25:13,208
but, I mean, look, it's fine.
We'll just, you know,

2361
01:25:13,241 --> 01:25:15,276
figure out when the last time
he was safe was and just,

2362
01:25:15,309 --> 01:25:17,278
you know, go back.

2363
01:25:18,146 --> 01:25:19,647
Uh... He was fine
in school this morning.

2364
01:25:19,680 --> 01:25:21,115
What're you talking about?
That was yesterday.

2365
01:25:21,149 --> 01:25:22,483
He's been here
since last night.

2366
01:25:22,517 --> 01:25:23,617
CHRIS: David, why don't
you know this?

2367
01:25:23,651 --> 01:25:26,520
I do know, I'm just...
My fucking head, man.

2368
01:25:26,554 --> 01:25:28,423
Look, we gotta
do something.

2369
01:25:28,456 --> 01:25:30,457
Okay, I'll get Jessie,
we'll come over tonight.

2370
01:25:30,491 --> 01:25:32,660
No, no, I'll get
Jessie, okay?

2371
01:25:32,693 --> 01:25:34,362
Forget it, just come
to my house.

2372
01:25:34,395 --> 01:25:36,230
When?

2373
01:25:34,395 --> 01:25:36,230
I don't know,
just tonight.

2374
01:25:36,263 --> 01:25:37,564
What does that mean?

2375
01:25:36,263 --> 01:25:37,564
I'll call you

2376
01:25:37,598 --> 01:25:39,467
when I'm in touch
with her, okay?

2377
01:25:41,001 --> 01:25:42,437
Something is wrong here.

2378
01:25:47,441 --> 01:25:48,843
(SOFTLY)
It's going to be okay.

2379
01:25:50,077 --> 01:25:51,579
It's going to be okay.

2380
01:25:52,112 --> 01:25:53,615
(SIGHING)

2381
01:25:53,648 --> 01:25:55,683
It's gonna be okay.
It's gonna...

2382
01:25:59,086 --> 01:26:01,089
CHRIS: David!

2383
01:26:01,122 --> 01:26:03,390
David! David, where
are you going?

2384
01:26:03,424 --> 01:26:04,359
(CAR ENGINE STARTING)

2385
01:26:03,424 --> 01:26:04,359
Chris, just stay here.

2386
01:26:04,392 --> 01:26:05,425
CHRIS: I don't
have a ride!

2387
01:26:05,459 --> 01:26:06,594
DAVID: I'm coming back!

2388
01:26:05,459 --> 01:26:06,594
Hey!

2389
01:26:09,463 --> 01:26:10,465
(SIRENS WAILING IN DISTANCE)

2390
01:26:15,670 --> 01:26:16,771
(DAVID PANTING)

2391
01:26:22,576 --> 01:26:25,780
Okay, Adam.
When is the last time
you were safe?

2392
01:26:26,447 --> 01:26:28,650
Effects of Lollapalooza.

2393
01:26:29,083 --> 01:26:30,385
That's Justin.

2394
01:26:31,452 --> 01:26:33,354
That's a different day.

2395
01:26:33,387 --> 01:26:34,489
Doesn't connect to
anything at all.

2396
01:26:35,523 --> 01:26:36,491
Plane crash had nothing
to do with it.

2397
01:26:43,664 --> 01:26:44,532
Adam.

2398
01:26:46,434 --> 01:26:47,936
The basketball game.
Robberies.

2399
01:26:48,769 --> 01:26:49,904
Adam...

2400
01:26:49,937 --> 01:26:51,673
Tuesday, 7:00 p.m.

2401
01:26:52,874 --> 01:26:54,241
Everything should
be all right.

2402
01:26:54,274 --> 01:26:56,277
(PANTING) Oh, shit.

2403
01:26:59,647 --> 01:27:01,015
Tuesday.

2404
01:27:01,048 --> 01:27:02,250
(MACHINE STARTING)

2405
01:27:06,954 --> 01:27:08,822
David, what are you doing?

2406
01:27:08,856 --> 01:27:10,959
DAVID: No, Jessie!
Don't come in here! Stay back!

2407
01:27:12,193 --> 01:27:13,527
Please!

2408
01:27:12,193 --> 01:27:13,527
JESSIE: Where are you going?

2409
01:27:13,561 --> 01:27:14,562
DAVID: Don't come in
the warp! No!

2410
01:27:14,596 --> 01:27:15,430
JESSIE: David!

2411
01:27:18,466 --> 01:27:19,834
(GROANING)
Shit.

2412
01:27:20,300 --> 01:27:21,703
(JESSIE COUGHING)

2413
01:27:27,007 --> 01:27:28,443
JESSIE: David, when are we?

2414
01:27:30,311 --> 01:27:32,380
DAVID: It's Tuesday.
Adam's still okay.

2415
01:27:32,413 --> 01:27:33,981
I can make it so he never
ends up in the hospital.

2416
01:27:34,015 --> 01:27:35,416
JESSIE: What about
everyone else?

2417
01:27:35,450 --> 01:27:36,850
What happened to
"nobody jumps alone?"

2418
01:27:36,884 --> 01:27:37,819
DAVID: I know!

2419
01:27:38,252 --> 01:27:39,854
(DAVID PANTING)

2420
01:27:39,887 --> 01:27:41,222
I'm sorry for
yelling at you.

2421
01:27:41,255 --> 01:27:43,357
I just keep thinking
I can go back and
I can fix it myself.

2422
01:27:43,390 --> 01:27:44,993
I don't have to worry
about anybody else.

2423
01:27:45,960 --> 01:27:47,462
You keep thinking?

2424
01:27:48,329 --> 01:27:49,597
What do you mean?

2425
01:27:49,630 --> 01:27:52,132
How many times
have you done this before?

2426
01:27:52,166 --> 01:27:54,035
David, how many times
have you done this before?

2427
01:27:52,166 --> 01:27:54,035
I'm sorry.

2428
01:27:55,370 --> 01:27:57,838
Wait, where are you going?
David!

2429
01:27:57,871 --> 01:27:59,373
David!

2430
01:27:57,871 --> 01:27:59,373
DAVID: Jess!

2431
01:27:59,406 --> 01:28:01,675
You have to stop talking.
You're being too loud.
People are gonna hear you.

2432
01:28:01,709 --> 01:28:03,310
I don't care if people
can hear me!

2433
01:28:03,344 --> 01:28:05,647
You have to tell me.
What did you change?

2434
01:28:05,680 --> 01:28:06,481
(DAVID SIGHING)

2435
01:28:07,048 --> 01:28:08,549
Lollapalooza.

2436
01:28:08,582 --> 01:28:09,484
Wha...

2437
01:28:11,285 --> 01:28:12,887
"Before the world ends..."

2438
01:28:16,057 --> 01:28:19,393
That's why you and I...

2439
01:28:16,057 --> 01:28:19,393
DAVID: No, Jess. Listen.

2440
01:28:19,426 --> 01:28:22,429
Listen to me. I didn't mean
for this to happen.

2441
01:28:22,462 --> 01:28:24,632
After everything,
you're just a liar.

2442
01:28:24,665 --> 01:28:27,502
Jess, I understand
how this could feel...

2443
01:28:27,535 --> 01:28:29,837
You have no idea
how this feels!

2444
01:28:30,738 --> 01:28:32,506
You played me!

2445
01:28:32,539 --> 01:28:34,008
(SOBBING)
Like I was just some idiot

2446
01:28:34,041 --> 01:28:35,643
that would just fall
for your trick or something!

2447
01:28:36,143 --> 01:28:37,445
Stop it.

2448
01:28:38,779 --> 01:28:41,449
There was no other way
I could have got you.

2449
01:28:41,482 --> 01:28:43,718
You didn't care that
it was dangerous?

2450
01:28:43,751 --> 01:28:45,485
That all of your friends
could be hurt?

2451
01:28:45,519 --> 01:28:47,054
We had this
real connection.

2452
01:28:47,087 --> 01:28:49,357
I knew it, and I just went
back and I wanted
another chance,

2453
01:28:49,390 --> 01:28:52,960
and I... I was the person
that I should have been.

2454
01:28:52,993 --> 01:28:56,196
How do I know that
you're telling me the truth?

2455
01:28:52,993 --> 01:28:56,196
That's who I should have been.

2456
01:28:56,229 --> 01:28:58,699
How do I know that
this hasn't already
happened before?

2457
01:28:58,732 --> 01:29:00,133
Twice before?
How do I know that?

2458
01:29:00,167 --> 01:29:01,069
No.

2459
01:29:01,836 --> 01:29:04,072
Jesus, David.

2460
01:29:04,105 --> 01:29:07,408
I mean, did you ever stop
to think that maybe

2461
01:29:07,441 --> 01:29:08,810
I've liked you since
the first time I met you?

2462
01:29:11,379 --> 01:29:12,947
No, I didn't.

2463
01:29:15,683 --> 01:29:17,085
Well, you know what
I would have done?

2464
01:29:19,086 --> 01:29:22,123
If I was as smart as you,
if I could have built
a time machine?

2465
01:29:22,156 --> 01:29:23,991
What?

2466
01:29:24,024 --> 01:29:26,828
I would have used it
so I could go back
and meet you sooner.

2467
01:29:29,330 --> 01:29:30,565
Jess.

2468
01:29:33,868 --> 01:29:34,836
JESSIE: David.

2469
01:29:35,403 --> 01:29:36,571
DAVID: Jessie.

2470
01:29:37,271 --> 01:29:38,506
JESSIE: I love you.

2471
01:29:39,640 --> 01:29:41,909
JESSIE: Guys, I'm here!
David, it's me!

2472
01:29:41,943 --> 01:29:43,343
DAVID: Shit! You gotta let go.
You gotta let go.

2473
01:29:43,377 --> 01:29:44,479
David, it's me.

2474
01:29:45,346 --> 01:29:47,014
David, it's me. (ECHOING)

2475
01:29:47,047 --> 01:29:49,717
BOTH: David, it's me. David,
it's me. David, it's me.

2476
01:29:50,785 --> 01:29:51,719
DAVID: Jess, no!

2477
01:30:02,429 --> 01:30:03,698
DAVID: Jessie!

2478
01:30:05,533 --> 01:30:06,834
Oh, shit.
No, no, no, no.

2479
01:30:08,970 --> 01:30:10,504
Jess!

2480
01:30:10,538 --> 01:30:13,006
Oh, God, please.
No, no, no. Shit!

2481
01:30:13,040 --> 01:30:15,409
(DAVID PANTING)

2482
01:30:15,442 --> 01:30:18,146
Oh, my God, no!
I can save you.

2483
01:30:19,846 --> 01:30:21,616
Please, please.
Come on. Come on.

2484
01:30:24,786 --> 01:30:26,353
Jess, I got you.

2485
01:30:26,387 --> 01:30:29,090
(PANTING)

2486
01:30:29,123 --> 01:30:31,526
(MACHINE POWERING DOWN)

2487
01:30:36,764 --> 01:30:39,066
Shit! There's gotta be
more hydrogen in here!

2488
01:30:39,099 --> 01:30:40,635
(BOTTLES CLATTERING)

2489
01:30:43,538 --> 01:30:47,008
(GASPING)

2490
01:30:57,418 --> 01:30:59,053
(RAPID KNOCKING ON DOOR)

2491
01:31:02,556 --> 01:31:03,791
QUINN: David, it's Quinn!
Open up!

2492
01:31:05,059 --> 01:31:07,294
Yo, dude, Jessie's missing

2493
01:31:07,327 --> 01:31:09,229
and no one can find her.
Is she here?

2494
01:31:09,263 --> 01:31:10,931
I screwed up.
I screwed up.

2495
01:31:10,965 --> 01:31:12,399
I wasn't trying to
hurt Jessie, I swear.

2496
01:31:12,433 --> 01:31:14,668
I was just trying to keep Adam
from getting in this accident.

2497
01:31:14,702 --> 01:31:17,304
Dude, Adam's fine.

2498
01:31:17,338 --> 01:31:19,873
Adam's not in the hospital?

2499
01:31:19,906 --> 01:31:21,675
Jesus! How many times
have you jumped?

2500
01:31:21,709 --> 01:31:23,076
It doesn't even
matter anymore.

2501
01:31:23,110 --> 01:31:26,413
The timelines, you know,
they can, like, crisscross.

2502
01:31:26,447 --> 01:31:28,415
I just need to get
more hydrogen.

2503
01:31:28,448 --> 01:31:29,716
I'm going back
to the beginning.

2504
01:31:29,750 --> 01:31:31,251
Why would you need
to go back that far?

2505
01:31:31,285 --> 01:31:33,153
Because that's the only way to
stop all this from happening!

2506
01:31:33,186 --> 01:31:36,323
I need to stop this machine
from ever being built, Quinn.

2507
01:31:36,356 --> 01:31:37,692
(SIRENS WAILING IN DISTANCE)

2508
01:31:37,725 --> 01:31:39,760
David, think about
what you're saying!

2509
01:31:39,794 --> 01:31:41,495
The machine has
given us everything!

2510
01:31:41,529 --> 01:31:42,797
We can't just
get rid of it!

2511
01:31:42,830 --> 01:31:44,732
It's bigger than just us!
Don't you see that?

2512
01:31:44,765 --> 01:31:47,468
DAVID: I'm going.

2513
01:31:44,765 --> 01:31:47,468
You are not thinking clearly!

2514
01:31:47,502 --> 01:31:49,336
We can't go back to
the way things were before!

2515
01:31:49,369 --> 01:31:50,638
DAVID: Quinn,
don't you get it?

2516
01:31:51,772 --> 01:31:56,110
The only way to fix this
is to destroy everything.

2517
01:31:56,143 --> 01:32:01,081
Dude, people know who we are.
I've never had that.

2518
01:32:01,115 --> 01:32:03,650
(PANTING)

2519
01:32:03,683 --> 01:32:05,653
DAVID: Quinn, I need
you to trust me, okay?

2520
01:32:05,686 --> 01:32:06,954
(TIRES SCREECHING)

2521
01:32:08,689 --> 01:32:10,124
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)

2522
01:32:10,157 --> 01:32:11,625
OFFICER: This is the Atlanta
Police Department.

2523
01:32:11,659 --> 01:32:14,028
Open up, please.

2524
01:32:11,659 --> 01:32:14,028
DAVID: Quinn.

2525
01:32:14,061 --> 01:32:15,496
Okay.

2526
01:32:15,529 --> 01:32:17,531
OFFICER: We're looking
for David Raskin.

2527
01:32:17,564 --> 01:32:19,166
QUINN: Just be careful, dude.

2528
01:32:19,199 --> 01:32:20,535
(BANGING ON DOOR)

2529
01:32:19,199 --> 01:32:20,535
OFFICER: Open up, please.

2530
01:32:21,235 --> 01:32:22,470
You guys go to the back.

2531
01:32:22,503 --> 01:32:23,537
(POUNDING ON DOOR)

2532
01:32:23,570 --> 01:32:25,172
If anybody finds this,

2533
01:32:25,206 --> 01:32:26,773
I want you to know I didn't
mean to hurt anybody

2534
01:32:26,807 --> 01:32:28,409
and I didn't kidnap anyone.

2535
01:32:28,442 --> 01:32:30,410
I was just...

2536
01:32:30,443 --> 01:32:31,879
I just wanted a second chance.

2537
01:32:32,846 --> 01:32:36,183
(PANTING) My name
is David Raskin.

2538
01:32:36,217 --> 01:32:38,285
And I built a time machine.

2539
01:32:38,318 --> 01:32:40,054
(BANGING ON DOOR CONTINUING)

2540
01:32:40,087 --> 01:32:42,757
OFFICER: Police Department!
Break down the door.

2541
01:32:43,657 --> 01:32:46,027
DAVID: Oh, shit.
Come on! Come on!

2542
01:32:47,928 --> 01:32:49,296
OFFICER: There he is!
Stop him!

2543
01:32:49,329 --> 01:32:50,898
David Raskin, Atlanta PD!

2544
01:32:52,600 --> 01:32:53,901
DAVID: Oh, shit!

2545
01:32:54,335 --> 01:32:56,737
(DAVID PANTING)

2546
01:32:57,871 --> 01:32:59,240
(SIRENS WALING IN DISTANCE)

2547
01:32:59,941 --> 01:33:01,042
Oh, shit!

2548
01:33:03,678 --> 01:33:05,746
Oh, shit!

2549
01:33:05,779 --> 01:33:07,147
(TIRES SCREECHING)

2550
01:33:07,181 --> 01:33:08,549
Oh, shit!

2551
01:33:08,582 --> 01:33:10,584
OFFICER: I see him!
David, stop!

2552
01:33:10,617 --> 01:33:11,652
Get on the ground, David!

2553
01:33:12,219 --> 01:33:13,254
(DAVID PANTING)

2554
01:33:15,723 --> 01:33:17,224
(SIRENS WAILING)

2555
01:33:20,994 --> 01:33:23,330
(MEN SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY)

2556
01:33:23,363 --> 01:33:25,533
OFFICER: The suspect
was last seen headed
towards the school.

2557
01:33:25,566 --> 01:33:27,167
You guys take the front.

2558
01:33:27,201 --> 01:33:29,670
Stevens, come with me
around the back. Let's move!

2559
01:33:29,703 --> 01:33:31,205
Take the other side.
Let's go.

2560
01:33:34,308 --> 01:33:36,077
(DAVID PANTING)

2561
01:33:44,552 --> 01:33:45,886
(ALARM RINGING)

2562
01:33:57,064 --> 01:33:58,165
DAVID: Oh, shit!

2563
01:34:04,738 --> 01:34:06,107
(INDISTINCT SHOUTING)

2564
01:34:17,685 --> 01:34:18,719
(GRUNTING)

2565
01:34:20,621 --> 01:34:22,256
OFFICER: Suspect inside.

2566
01:34:25,192 --> 01:34:27,661
(BANGING ON DOOR)

2567
01:34:27,694 --> 01:34:29,997
Kick down the door.
Kick down the door. Go!

2568
01:34:33,033 --> 01:34:34,735
(WHOOSHING)

2569
01:34:37,171 --> 01:34:38,372
(OFFICERS SHOUTING)

2570
01:34:39,439 --> 01:34:41,275
Don't shoot! Don't shoot!

2571
01:34:45,178 --> 01:34:47,148
 JESSIE:  So you take my keys
 and you disappear forever.

2572
01:34:49,082 --> 01:34:50,684
 DAVID:  I need to go back
 to the beginning.

2573
01:34:50,717 --> 01:34:52,786
The timelines crisscross...

2574
01:34:52,820 --> 01:34:53,921
Ten years total.

2575
01:34:53,954 --> 01:34:55,189
You look just like him.

2576
01:34:55,222 --> 01:34:56,924
I won't be gone long.

2577
01:34:55,222 --> 01:34:56,924
DAVID: Promise?

2578
01:34:56,957 --> 01:34:58,059
You think you'll go
back to save him?

2579
01:34:58,092 --> 01:34:58,893
 Save him?

2580
01:35:30,623 --> 01:35:32,126
(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)

2581
01:35:43,304 --> 01:35:45,072
(DAVID PANTING)

2582
01:35:50,478 --> 01:35:52,313
(KIDS SHOUTING)

2583
01:36:05,559 --> 01:36:06,960
(DAVID SIGHING)

2584
01:36:06,993 --> 01:36:08,496
DAVID: Guys, I'm so sorry.

2585
01:36:10,798 --> 01:36:12,232
Christina.

2586
01:36:12,265 --> 01:36:15,236
Sweetie, I have to go.
I have to go.

2587
01:36:26,580 --> 01:36:28,482
(DOOR OPENING)

2588
01:36:41,128 --> 01:36:41,996
(THUDDING)

2589
01:36:43,830 --> 01:36:45,232
What are you doing
in my house?

2590
01:36:46,333 --> 01:36:47,134
(DAVID SIGHING)

2591
01:36:50,203 --> 01:36:51,238
David?

2592
01:36:55,242 --> 01:36:56,410
Hi, Dad.

2593
01:37:01,815 --> 01:37:03,551
You figured it out.

2594
01:37:04,551 --> 01:37:05,419
Yeah.

2595
01:37:08,822 --> 01:37:09,890
I don't...

2596
01:37:11,024 --> 01:37:12,692
(STAMMERING) I've got
so many questions.

2597
01:37:12,726 --> 01:37:13,894
We can't.

2598
01:37:15,395 --> 01:37:16,730
I can't.

2599
01:37:16,763 --> 01:37:18,566
 We were wrong.

2600
01:37:19,633 --> 01:37:21,168
 There are no second chances.

2601
01:37:27,908 --> 01:37:29,510
Are you okay?

2602
01:37:38,819 --> 01:37:40,321
I'm going to be okay.

2603
01:37:41,888 --> 01:37:44,592
YOUNG DAVID: Hey, Dad.
Dad, are you down there?

2604
01:37:48,128 --> 01:37:50,331
I think it's time for you
to say goodbye to your son.

2605
01:38:01,108 --> 01:38:02,343
BEN: I'm proud of you.

2606
01:38:07,914 --> 01:38:09,950
YOUNG DAVID:
Who were you talking to, Dad?

2607
01:38:10,951 --> 01:38:12,886
BEN: Just a friend.

2608
01:38:12,919 --> 01:38:14,355
He's here to fix something.

2609
01:38:17,257 --> 01:38:19,627
YOUNG DAVID: Where are
you going? It's my birthday.

2610
01:38:21,428 --> 01:38:23,497
BEN: You caught me, pal.
You know I wouldn't be leaving

2611
01:38:23,530 --> 01:38:26,700
unless it was real important.
I won't be gone long.

2612
01:38:26,733 --> 01:38:27,968
YOUNG DAVID: Promise?

2613
01:38:30,504 --> 01:38:31,639
BEN: Of course I promise.

2614
01:38:33,206 --> 01:38:35,041
I'll tell you what.
Uh, why don't you...

2615
01:38:35,074 --> 01:38:37,577
Time me.

2616
01:38:35,074 --> 01:38:37,577
BEN: Time me.

2617
01:38:37,611 --> 01:38:39,213
(KIDS SHOUTING)

2618
01:38:51,591 --> 01:38:52,726
You guys ready for this?

2619
01:38:52,759 --> 01:38:53,494
JESSIE:  What is this?

2620
01:38:56,496 --> 01:38:57,398
Whoo!

2621
01:38:59,065 --> 01:39:00,800
Did you just check out my ass?

2622
01:39:00,834 --> 01:39:01,936
Uh, yeah.

2623
01:39:02,636 --> 01:39:04,238
DAVID: It's yesterday!

2624
01:39:04,271 --> 01:39:05,606
 SINGER:  This song goes
 out to Jessie Pierce.

2625
01:39:05,639 --> 01:39:06,607
He is pretty smart, huh?

2626
01:39:07,840 --> 01:39:09,309
JESSIE: Stay out
of my perfume.

2627
01:39:09,342 --> 01:39:11,078
 I'd go back
 and meet you sooner.

2628
01:39:11,111 --> 01:39:13,013
"Before the world ends,
I have to fall in love."

2629
01:39:14,814 --> 01:39:16,016
JESSIE:  I love you.

2630
01:39:28,128 --> 01:39:30,130
(VIDEO CAMERA BEEPING)

2631
01:39:43,910 --> 01:39:45,579
CHRIS: (LAUGHING)
What are you, sulking?

2632
01:39:45,612 --> 01:39:47,013
DAVID: God! You scared
the shit out of me.

2633
01:39:47,046 --> 01:39:48,182
(CHRIS LAUGHING)

2634
01:39:49,616 --> 01:39:51,452
DAVID: I'm not sulking.

2635
01:39:51,485 --> 01:39:52,453
CHRIS: Why are
you up here?

2636
01:39:53,287 --> 01:39:54,488
Uh...

2637
01:39:54,521 --> 01:39:55,656
It's dumb.
You know,

2638
01:39:55,689 --> 01:39:58,258
there's this one last
scholarship where I have to

2639
01:39:58,291 --> 01:40:01,528
submit a proposal for an
experiment and I thought

2640
01:40:01,561 --> 01:40:03,496
maybe if I got it,
Mom wouldn't have
to sell the house.

2641
01:40:03,530 --> 01:40:05,032
CHRIS: Huh.

2642
01:40:05,065 --> 01:40:07,501
Dad must have a million ideas
lying around up here.

2643
01:40:07,534 --> 01:40:08,768
I don't know, Chris.

2644
01:40:08,802 --> 01:40:10,203
I mean, I thought there'd be
something up here.

2645
01:40:10,237 --> 01:40:12,705
I can't find anything
I can use.

2646
01:40:12,739 --> 01:40:14,208
CHRIS: Hey, what is this?

2647
01:40:19,313 --> 01:40:21,215
When did we get
a video camera?

2648
01:40:23,616 --> 01:40:27,254
Oh, it's right here.
This is Dad's old camera.

2649
01:40:27,287 --> 01:40:29,289
Did Dad have two
old cameras?

2650
01:40:30,991 --> 01:40:32,659
Uh, I don't know.
Yeah. I guess.

2651
01:40:32,693 --> 01:40:34,027
They both say
"Property of Ben Raskin."

2652
01:40:34,060 --> 01:40:35,295
Yeah, let me see.

2653
01:40:35,328 --> 01:40:38,765
Weird. Do they work?

2654
01:40:38,799 --> 01:40:40,434
Yeah, it's playing.

2655
01:40:40,467 --> 01:40:43,370
 C HRIS: (ON CAMERA) When
 did we get a video camera?

2656
01:40:43,403 --> 01:40:46,272
 DAVID:  Oh, that's Dad's
 old camera. Remember that?

2657
01:40:46,306 --> 01:40:49,643
 CHRIS: Yeah .
 Hey, look, it still works.

2658
01:40:53,613 --> 01:40:56,349
QUINN: I mean, what the hell
is he supposed to say to her?

2659
01:40:56,383 --> 01:40:58,151
He can't just walk up
to her and be like...

2660
01:40:58,185 --> 01:41:00,387
CHRIS: (SHUSHING)
Would you just be quiet?

2661
01:41:03,356 --> 01:41:04,558
Are you trying to
communicate with me...

2662
01:41:04,591 --> 01:41:05,659
Telepathically.

2663
01:41:08,361 --> 01:41:10,664
How did you know
I was gonna say that?

2664
01:41:12,666 --> 01:41:15,501
This is gonna sound crazy,

2665
01:41:15,535 --> 01:41:17,538
but I think we're about
to change the world.

2666
01:41:18,305 --> 01:41:24,911
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