1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 2 00:00:27,274 --> 00:00:28,662 Well, just great! 3 00:00:28,742 --> 00:00:33,216 No, not the presentation. That's terrible. Some idiot just hit me. 4 00:00:34,294 --> 00:00:37,004 Do you realize how much this is going to cost? 5 00:00:37,084 --> 00:00:40,786 Not in money, which I have plenty of, but in... 6 00:00:42,356 --> 00:00:44,007 What the... 7 00:00:44,392 --> 00:00:47,127 Get away from me! Get away! 8 00:00:52,631 --> 00:00:54,867 Help me. Someone help! 9 00:00:57,369 --> 00:00:59,204 Stay away! 10 00:00:59,740 --> 00:01:01,493 What are you doing? 11 00:01:10,719 --> 00:01:11,853 Look out! 12 00:01:23,964 --> 00:01:27,268 Wonder Woman! Save me! Save me from them! 13 00:01:27,835 --> 00:01:29,708 - From whom? - Demons. 14 00:01:29,788 --> 00:01:31,739 They're everywhere. Don't you see them? 15 00:01:41,982 --> 00:01:44,197 I see only one. 16 00:01:53,127 --> 00:01:55,529 I'll ask you one last time. 17 00:01:55,997 --> 00:01:58,232 What did you do with my family? 18 00:01:59,032 --> 00:02:01,933 Steven, it's me, Gloria! 19 00:02:02,350 --> 00:02:04,308 I'm your wife. 20 00:02:04,388 --> 00:02:06,476 These are our children. 21 00:02:08,341 --> 00:02:12,900 You're not my family! You killed them, just like the others. 22 00:02:12,980 --> 00:02:15,249 Now it's your turn. 23 00:02:20,321 --> 00:02:24,245 - No one's dying here tonight. - It's not me you should be stopping. 24 00:02:24,325 --> 00:02:26,995 It's them. Look at them! 25 00:02:29,997 --> 00:02:31,533 Look at them! 26 00:02:38,139 --> 00:02:42,646 It's just like the neighbors. Go to my shed. You'll see I'm right! 27 00:03:00,695 --> 00:03:02,732 What have you done? 28 00:03:27,421 --> 00:03:29,259 Let me help you. 29 00:03:30,226 --> 00:03:32,247 It's not my fault. 30 00:03:32,327 --> 00:03:36,399 I've given birth to the devil. It's the devil! 31 00:03:38,666 --> 00:03:40,956 You're tired. Give me the baby. 32 00:03:41,036 --> 00:03:43,273 You don't want to hurt her. 33 00:04:17,240 --> 00:04:19,059 I'm sorry. 34 00:04:47,169 --> 00:04:50,360 These crimes were committed by law-abiding citizens. 35 00:04:50,440 --> 00:04:53,430 They all claim to have seen nightmare visions beforehand. 36 00:04:53,510 --> 00:04:56,197 - Any clue what's causing it? - No idea. 37 00:04:57,414 --> 00:05:00,603 The one week I fill in for Jordan, and it couldn't be some hairy-ass monster? 38 00:05:00,683 --> 00:05:03,640 The same pattern is repeating around the world, 39 00:05:03,720 --> 00:05:05,674 so there could be an overriding factor. 40 00:05:05,754 --> 00:05:07,778 Perhaps a paranormal element. 41 00:05:07,858 --> 00:05:10,013 Are you talking about magic? 42 00:05:10,693 --> 00:05:12,915 We've come up against magic before, Batman. 43 00:05:12,995 --> 00:05:17,486 - Xerxes, Trigon, Felix Faust. - Even Shazam's powers are based in magic. 44 00:05:17,566 --> 00:05:20,038 With as much as you've seen, can you rule it out? 45 00:05:20,118 --> 00:05:23,677 The criminally insane don't need magic as an excuse. 46 00:05:23,757 --> 00:05:28,030 I recommend spending more time on the streets instead of flying over them. 47 00:05:30,746 --> 00:05:33,017 He's even friendlier than they say. 48 00:06:54,833 --> 00:06:59,907 Bollocks! In what bloody plane of existence does four of a kind lose? 49 00:07:00,738 --> 00:07:04,810 Too, too bad, Constantine. 50 00:07:05,776 --> 00:07:10,147 Have you gained weight? It looks good on you. 51 00:07:10,447 --> 00:07:13,304 What say you let your soul mate play a few hands, Jason? 52 00:07:13,384 --> 00:07:16,840 Maybe he'd change my luck. He'd definitely be less mopey than you. 53 00:07:16,920 --> 00:07:21,778 John Constantine, the man who perfected the bad idea. 54 00:07:21,858 --> 00:07:24,543 The only reason I came to this dung heap of a casino 55 00:07:24,623 --> 00:07:27,651 is to find a relic to keep that monster locked away forever. 56 00:07:27,731 --> 00:07:31,838 Boys, boys! You're boring me. Let's play, shall we? 57 00:07:49,588 --> 00:07:52,610 My luck's running as hot as me naughty bits. 58 00:07:53,590 --> 00:07:58,982 But our next group of friends is due to arrive, so it's time to bust you out. 59 00:07:59,062 --> 00:08:02,452 Copperfield's coming. Presto changeo! 60 00:08:02,532 --> 00:08:05,723 Woman in a box. In a box. 61 00:08:05,803 --> 00:08:09,160 Yeah, he's classy, unlike you. 62 00:08:09,240 --> 00:08:13,947 Are they implying David Copperfield, television magician, has true power? 63 00:08:14,027 --> 00:08:18,801 Owns a chain of islands and dated Claudia Schiffer. What do you think? 64 00:08:21,753 --> 00:08:24,341 No cards for me, and... 65 00:08:24,421 --> 00:08:27,513 Looks like you can't call my bet, Constantine. 66 00:08:27,593 --> 00:08:30,316 By my rules, you lose. 67 00:08:30,396 --> 00:08:32,853 - I raise. - With what? 68 00:08:32,933 --> 00:08:37,170 - Your ratty soul ain't worth two bits. - Not two bits. 69 00:08:37,804 --> 00:08:41,885 I'm betting the House, the House of Mystery. 70 00:08:47,647 --> 00:08:50,475 And since I'm including everything inside, it looks like you're the one 71 00:08:50,555 --> 00:08:52,952 that can't call, Abnegazar. 72 00:08:53,552 --> 00:08:55,608 Well, what do you say, boys? 73 00:08:55,688 --> 00:08:57,996 I like the action. 74 00:09:12,608 --> 00:09:14,058 I call. 75 00:09:18,611 --> 00:09:21,400 Really? A chipped Dreamstone? 76 00:09:21,480 --> 00:09:23,336 I'm out. 77 00:09:24,016 --> 00:09:27,824 Broken knick-knacks for the House of Mystery and its contents? Are you mad? 78 00:09:27,904 --> 00:09:31,374 I've got a working soul catcher. 79 00:09:31,455 --> 00:09:34,516 That's Ogid's Eye Spiker? 80 00:09:34,596 --> 00:09:35,941 And the Garazi. 81 00:09:36,021 --> 00:09:41,036 So even if that very magical Dreamstone doesn't work, it's still a big-ass ruby. 82 00:09:42,066 --> 00:09:46,107 I'd be a poor sport indeed if I didn't accept your fair wager. 83 00:09:53,646 --> 00:09:57,035 Hell. Now, that's a losing hand for the ages. 84 00:09:57,115 --> 00:10:00,405 Now, read them and... 85 00:10:00,821 --> 00:10:04,325 - What? - Do they have an eye doctor in hell? 86 00:10:04,406 --> 00:10:08,541 - I'd make an appointment if I was you. - You cheated! 87 00:10:11,864 --> 00:10:14,987 Technically, we both cheated. I just did it better. 88 00:10:15,217 --> 00:10:19,140 - I'll rip your bloody heart out! - Sorry, mate, I'm using that. 89 00:10:36,407 --> 00:10:39,696 Situation here, Jason. It's time to call your better half. 90 00:10:39,776 --> 00:10:42,967 Sorry, John, you're on your own. 91 00:10:52,088 --> 00:10:56,495 Oi, I'm gonna roast your nuts and feed them to you, Constantine. 92 00:11:04,267 --> 00:11:07,289 Gone, gone, the form of man. 93 00:11:07,369 --> 00:11:10,776 Arise the demon, Etrigan! 94 00:11:14,211 --> 00:11:17,835 Once more with words of metered rhyme 95 00:11:17,915 --> 00:11:21,573 comes Etrigan the Slayer just in time. 96 00:11:21,653 --> 00:11:25,176 Easy now, brother. We're on the same side, right? 97 00:11:25,256 --> 00:11:27,612 Let's use our words. 98 00:11:28,092 --> 00:11:30,981 Are you having a laugh? We're the Demons Three. 99 00:11:31,061 --> 00:11:33,064 Kill everyone! 100 00:11:42,939 --> 00:11:45,063 You will pay, Constantine. 101 00:11:45,143 --> 00:11:47,599 Your soul will be ours. 102 00:11:47,679 --> 00:11:49,915 Get in line, you prats. 103 00:12:01,424 --> 00:12:03,747 Your ass is grass, Constantine. 104 00:12:03,827 --> 00:12:07,065 And we're the lawnmower. 105 00:12:08,264 --> 00:12:10,921 Since the battle's fought and won, 106 00:12:11,001 --> 00:12:14,540 Jason Blood with me is done. 107 00:12:24,214 --> 00:12:27,071 For 500 years, I've been bound to Etrigan, 108 00:12:27,151 --> 00:12:31,408 fighting to keep him from coming forth, and you forced me to summon him. 109 00:12:31,488 --> 00:12:33,561 Everything got sorted. 110 00:12:33,641 --> 00:12:37,272 He could have gone on a killing spree. You don't think. 111 00:12:37,352 --> 00:12:40,269 - You don't consider the cost. - Yeah, I did. 112 00:12:40,349 --> 00:12:44,470 Weighed it against my being eaten alive and thought, "Yeah, totally worth it." 113 00:12:46,705 --> 00:12:49,293 You're a world class bastard, John. 114 00:13:16,534 --> 00:13:23,417 And for my finale, I will make this terrible trio of terrifying Tantors 115 00:13:23,497 --> 00:13:25,911 vanish before your eyes. 116 00:13:51,904 --> 00:13:54,125 I hope those elephants survived. 117 00:13:54,705 --> 00:13:56,929 You don't want PETA on your back. 118 00:13:57,009 --> 00:13:59,513 You're assuming they were real in the first place. 119 00:14:01,479 --> 00:14:05,604 - How are you, Bruce? - I'm fine, Zatanna. Busy. 120 00:14:05,684 --> 00:14:08,708 You know where I can find John Constantine? 121 00:14:08,788 --> 00:14:11,327 - No. - You must have some idea. 122 00:14:11,407 --> 00:14:13,512 We don't keep in touch. 123 00:14:13,592 --> 00:14:16,195 I know you two have history, so I... 124 00:14:20,265 --> 00:14:22,655 Z, Batman needs to talk with John. 125 00:14:22,735 --> 00:14:24,824 You've got to come along, too. It's important. 126 00:14:24,904 --> 00:14:27,593 - Is that you, Boston? - Yeah. 127 00:14:27,673 --> 00:14:31,545 Everything is... Boy, this guy's mind is tough. 128 00:14:32,309 --> 00:14:34,332 Can't hold... 129 00:14:38,049 --> 00:14:40,139 What is going on? 130 00:14:40,219 --> 00:14:42,823 I'll tell you on the way to John's. 131 00:14:44,006 --> 00:14:46,076 Okay, but I call shotgun. 132 00:14:50,862 --> 00:14:52,752 I don't even think his kid could fit back here. 133 00:14:52,832 --> 00:14:55,121 Sorry, Boston, but life is for the living. 134 00:14:55,201 --> 00:14:58,122 Boston Brand. He was a circus performer. 135 00:14:58,202 --> 00:15:02,660 Batman's heard of me. Sweet. Tell him I'm a fan of his, too, 136 00:15:02,740 --> 00:15:05,233 but, you know, be cool about it. 137 00:15:05,313 --> 00:15:09,102 - Yeah, that's him. - Ask him if he caught one of my shows. 138 00:15:09,182 --> 00:15:14,172 He was a trapeze artist who loved being famous, especially with the ladies. 139 00:15:14,352 --> 00:15:17,477 - Husbands, not so much. - You're killing me. 140 00:15:17,557 --> 00:15:20,279 He had a knack for irritating the wrong people. 141 00:15:20,359 --> 00:15:24,463 Then, about five years ago, karma caught up with him. 142 00:15:28,099 --> 00:15:31,223 It was a weekend show, full house. 143 00:15:31,303 --> 00:15:35,776 Boston was in the middle of his death-defying act when... 144 00:16:02,101 --> 00:16:04,992 he died, and that should have been that, 145 00:16:05,072 --> 00:16:08,930 but with Boston, things tend to get complicated. 146 00:16:09,810 --> 00:16:13,834 His spirit was called by the goddess Rama Kushna. 147 00:16:15,214 --> 00:16:19,205 She took pity on him and gave him the power to possess the living, 148 00:16:19,285 --> 00:16:22,041 so he could bring his killer and others to justice. 149 00:16:22,121 --> 00:16:24,178 Hey, I don't wanna brag, but I'm good. 150 00:16:24,258 --> 00:16:27,419 Why did he feel the need to write on my walls like a child? 151 00:16:27,499 --> 00:16:29,330 Yeah, he's sorry about that. 152 00:16:31,463 --> 00:16:35,889 Where is this address? GPS doesn't seem especially useful tonight. 153 00:16:35,969 --> 00:16:40,294 It's not an address. The House of Mystery tends to move around. 154 00:16:40,374 --> 00:16:44,398 I didn't put the symbols in there for the GPS to find it. 155 00:16:44,478 --> 00:16:46,301 I wanted the House to come to us. 156 00:17:39,901 --> 00:17:42,405 She can't hold it. Do something. 157 00:18:00,112 --> 00:18:01,057 There. 158 00:18:07,928 --> 00:18:09,965 Into the House! 159 00:18:21,610 --> 00:18:25,433 - Z, you all right? - Yeah, as soon as you get off me. 160 00:18:25,913 --> 00:18:29,705 I should have known you were the reason I'm not back in London enjoying a pint. 161 00:18:29,785 --> 00:18:32,574 The House always did like you better. 162 00:18:32,654 --> 00:18:36,278 Odd trio for a road trip. To what do I owe the visit? 163 00:18:36,408 --> 00:18:40,354 The League thinks that a recent spike in homicides may have a magical cause. 164 00:18:43,332 --> 00:18:48,222 Told you something stinks. Now we know someone doesn't want us asking questions. 165 00:18:48,302 --> 00:18:50,692 Looks like you've cracked it wide open, mate. 166 00:18:50,772 --> 00:18:52,360 What did he say? 167 00:18:52,440 --> 00:18:55,178 I'm not playing telephone between you two. 168 00:18:58,513 --> 00:19:00,351 We online? 169 00:19:01,282 --> 00:19:05,873 Great. Sorry about the Batmobile. I hope your insurance was paid up. 170 00:19:06,353 --> 00:19:09,090 What, is there even a policy for something like that? 171 00:19:11,460 --> 00:19:14,784 Hey, I told you not to do that, Orchid. Use a bloody door. 172 00:19:15,264 --> 00:19:17,600 I am glad to see you are well. 173 00:19:19,801 --> 00:19:23,559 - How new is this one? - Not what you think. 174 00:19:23,639 --> 00:19:25,560 It's the magic of the House. 175 00:19:25,640 --> 00:19:29,764 Decided it wanted to experience humanity and gave itself a body. 176 00:19:29,844 --> 00:19:31,882 It sure did. 177 00:19:32,547 --> 00:19:37,606 A spirit whose existence is not its own, like myself. 178 00:19:38,286 --> 00:19:40,123 Interesting. 179 00:19:41,754 --> 00:19:45,146 Yeah, we are that. 180 00:19:45,226 --> 00:19:47,851 Dead smooth you are, mate. 181 00:19:48,131 --> 00:19:50,936 Hey, it's been a while, you know? 182 00:19:53,202 --> 00:19:57,966 Powerful in true magic. Angry at John. 183 00:19:58,308 --> 00:20:00,730 This, I understand. 184 00:20:01,310 --> 00:20:05,269 Yet you still have feelings for him. 185 00:20:06,132 --> 00:20:08,003 I could kill him. 186 00:20:15,257 --> 00:20:17,646 You exude pain. 187 00:20:17,726 --> 00:20:22,285 Your life is a patchwork of blackness with no time for joy. 188 00:20:22,865 --> 00:20:25,137 How do you cope with it? 189 00:20:26,769 --> 00:20:29,040 I have a butler. 190 00:20:31,973 --> 00:20:34,011 That was enlightening. 191 00:20:37,346 --> 00:20:40,418 Well, I guess we should have that chinwag about now. 192 00:20:43,151 --> 00:20:45,889 - Demons! - It's not me! 193 00:20:47,257 --> 00:20:50,445 I've given birth to the devil. It's the... 194 00:20:50,925 --> 00:20:53,934 Rama Kushna says this will break down the walls between the planes. 195 00:20:54,014 --> 00:20:56,019 Even the afterlife will be affected. 196 00:20:56,099 --> 00:20:59,354 Yeah, it's dodgy, all right. I'll look into it. 197 00:20:59,434 --> 00:21:02,458 Meanwhile, the House will drop you wherever you'd like. 198 00:21:03,038 --> 00:21:06,729 Rama says we have to work together. Come on! It's a dream team. 199 00:21:06,809 --> 00:21:10,099 You, me, Zatanna, Batman, maybe even the Justice League. 200 00:21:10,179 --> 00:21:14,470 The capes and tights crew, useless against dark magic. 201 00:21:14,550 --> 00:21:17,874 That's why we need you. You can lead us. 202 00:21:17,954 --> 00:21:22,579 Boston, do I strike you as a team player? Much less a team leader. 203 00:21:22,659 --> 00:21:25,816 Point is, even deities can get it wrong. 204 00:21:25,896 --> 00:21:29,385 It's how we got the appendix, Neanderthals and reality TV. 205 00:21:29,465 --> 00:21:31,589 Z, your help I could use. 206 00:21:31,669 --> 00:21:34,558 Okay, if we do it as a group. 207 00:21:36,038 --> 00:21:40,296 This is the monkey cage in Sumatra all over again. 208 00:21:40,376 --> 00:21:42,516 "We need to save the monkeys," she said. 209 00:21:42,596 --> 00:21:46,404 - You're such an ass. - Not the monkeys. 210 00:21:46,484 --> 00:21:51,008 Says the man who has Newcastle and 100 other screw-ups on his resume, 211 00:21:51,088 --> 00:21:54,560 - costing lives and souls. - But not monkeys. 212 00:21:54,640 --> 00:21:57,281 - You're still way ahead on dead monkeys. - They used to be a thing. 213 00:21:57,361 --> 00:22:00,365 - You just have to make things... - We're wasting time. 214 00:22:01,497 --> 00:22:05,263 He's dead, and I accept the risks, so can we get to it, 215 00:22:05,343 --> 00:22:07,973 or do you two need a timeout? 216 00:22:10,474 --> 00:22:14,013 Fine and dandy. Let's take a walk on the dark side then. 217 00:22:17,848 --> 00:22:19,885 Coming, team? 218 00:22:25,321 --> 00:22:29,213 Stop being a child and slow down. Where are we going? 219 00:22:29,293 --> 00:22:32,265 - Ritchie's. - Have you talked to him lately? 220 00:22:32,345 --> 00:22:35,218 I know he's pissed. You don't have to remind me, love. 221 00:22:35,298 --> 00:22:40,139 - It's on my CV, remember? - No, really, has he told you... 222 00:22:41,707 --> 00:22:44,847 No. He's dying. 223 00:22:44,927 --> 00:22:47,565 John Constantine, 224 00:22:47,645 --> 00:22:53,304 purveyor of the dark arts and lifeline of last resort. 225 00:22:53,784 --> 00:22:59,676 No matter. Your friend's soul will be collected, 226 00:22:59,756 --> 00:23:03,864 and there's nothing you can do to alter that. 227 00:23:03,944 --> 00:23:07,851 Why don't you go do something useful, like haunt a house? 228 00:23:07,931 --> 00:23:12,839 - Who's he talking to now? - Shrouds. They deliver souls to hell. 229 00:23:14,906 --> 00:23:16,962 They're drawn to you. 230 00:23:17,442 --> 00:23:19,932 Maybe it's your cologne, Batsy. 231 00:23:20,612 --> 00:23:24,142 This one has cheated us many times. 232 00:23:24,382 --> 00:23:26,903 It is vexing. 233 00:23:32,223 --> 00:23:35,612 This has been lovely, but it's time for you lot to bugger off. 234 00:23:35,992 --> 00:23:42,387 When the time comes, I'll be the one to collect your soul, Constantine. 235 00:23:42,467 --> 00:23:44,504 Yeah, yeah. 236 00:23:46,804 --> 00:23:50,329 I thought I felt a disturbance in the force. 237 00:23:51,708 --> 00:23:54,046 How you doing, Johnny boy? 238 00:23:54,546 --> 00:23:58,905 Zatanna and Batman? 239 00:23:59,984 --> 00:24:02,139 What the hell? 240 00:24:02,519 --> 00:24:04,944 Tell you everything inside, mate. 241 00:24:12,964 --> 00:24:14,820 You poor thing. 242 00:24:14,900 --> 00:24:18,156 Yeah, I may have lied the last time we talked, 243 00:24:18,236 --> 00:24:22,059 about exactly how fast I'm sledding downhill. 244 00:24:22,139 --> 00:24:24,244 I'm sorry about that. 245 00:24:25,311 --> 00:24:27,533 But it means a lot you're here, John. 246 00:24:27,613 --> 00:24:32,138 And, hey, you don't have to say it. You're forgiven. 247 00:24:32,818 --> 00:24:35,541 Still wondering what Batman's doing in my living room. 248 00:24:35,621 --> 00:24:38,958 And when is he gonna shut up, right? 249 00:24:39,991 --> 00:24:42,796 What? What's with the face? 250 00:24:44,062 --> 00:24:46,617 You're not here to say you're sorry, are you? 251 00:24:46,697 --> 00:24:51,740 Of course I am, but I was looking to borrow the Keshanti Key as well. 252 00:24:51,820 --> 00:24:54,560 Unbelievable. 253 00:24:54,640 --> 00:24:58,430 - I tried to tell him on the way. - Yeah, it's not your fault, Z. 254 00:24:58,510 --> 00:25:01,934 Just like everything, this is rock star Johnny's fault. 255 00:25:02,014 --> 00:25:05,738 I was with you when it happened, Ritchie. We were side by side. 256 00:25:05,818 --> 00:25:08,006 Yeah, yeah, yeah, side by side. 257 00:25:08,086 --> 00:25:11,583 But I got the weird magical cancer while you, 258 00:25:11,663 --> 00:25:13,739 you added to your rep. Isn't that right? 259 00:25:13,819 --> 00:25:17,216 Look, me not making proper amends isn't related to the Key, 260 00:25:17,296 --> 00:25:20,303 which, truth be told, you're not gonna need, mate. 261 00:25:20,383 --> 00:25:22,102 John! 262 00:25:27,672 --> 00:25:29,477 Getting that a lot lately. 263 00:25:29,557 --> 00:25:32,832 You can go screw yourself. I am not giving you crap. 264 00:25:32,912 --> 00:25:35,769 Your anger is understandable, but you need to reconsider. 265 00:25:35,849 --> 00:25:38,287 Innocent lives are at stake. 266 00:25:49,595 --> 00:25:52,951 Well, doctors say an upbeat attitude can help, 267 00:25:53,031 --> 00:25:57,758 so what I'll focus on today is that I met Batman. 268 00:25:57,838 --> 00:26:02,495 Force of good. It was also nice seeing you, Zatanna. 269 00:26:02,975 --> 00:26:05,379 Now, if you'll excuse me... 270 00:26:08,915 --> 00:26:11,252 You can show yourselves out. 271 00:26:35,375 --> 00:26:36,712 This him? 272 00:26:38,511 --> 00:26:42,351 Father of the year. I'll need the gear now. 273 00:26:44,883 --> 00:26:48,107 - How does this work? - It's basically a magical shortcut. 274 00:26:48,187 --> 00:26:50,144 It lets me access different planes of existence 275 00:26:50,224 --> 00:26:52,611 without doing 20-odd hours of incantations. 276 00:26:52,691 --> 00:26:53,884 In this case, 277 00:26:53,964 --> 00:26:57,936 I'll poke around this poor sod's memories to see how his madness began. 278 00:27:00,001 --> 00:27:02,753 And, more importantly, what caused it. 279 00:27:04,905 --> 00:27:08,144 What are you doing here? I'm calling security. 280 00:27:10,544 --> 00:27:13,750 I'll make sure the looky-loos stay out of our hair. 281 00:27:15,215 --> 00:27:18,922 Z, give me a psychic shout if this body comes under attack. 282 00:27:19,002 --> 00:27:20,675 Wouldn't do to be trapped inside, now. 283 00:27:20,755 --> 00:27:24,194 Wouldn't do to go in alone, and since I'm right here... 284 00:27:24,274 --> 00:27:27,464 Too dangerous. You're out of practice, love. 285 00:27:27,544 --> 00:27:30,284 Look, you wanted me along. I'm here. 286 00:27:30,364 --> 00:27:33,802 I'm not waiting in the wings. Let's do this. 287 00:28:00,127 --> 00:28:02,316 Z? You okay? 288 00:28:02,396 --> 00:28:04,054 I'm fine. 289 00:28:10,003 --> 00:28:12,793 I've never liked this sort of magic. 290 00:28:12,873 --> 00:28:15,596 I can feel darkness seeping inside me. 291 00:28:15,976 --> 00:28:18,348 How you stand it is beyond me. 292 00:28:18,428 --> 00:28:22,270 It's all about control. If you ever need a refresher... 293 00:28:22,350 --> 00:28:25,990 We've had this conversation. I haven't changed my mind. 294 00:28:28,990 --> 00:28:31,947 Sure, sit out the war between good and evil. 295 00:28:32,027 --> 00:28:35,484 After all, you've got a good thing going being applauded by mindless twits. 296 00:28:35,564 --> 00:28:37,652 Really? Now? 297 00:28:37,732 --> 00:28:39,404 Good a time as ever, I reckon. 298 00:28:39,484 --> 00:28:42,674 - I'll teach you to talk back. - No! 299 00:28:43,304 --> 00:28:46,761 The magic I perform brings people happiness. 300 00:28:46,841 --> 00:28:49,031 You sure it's not the two drink minimum, love? 301 00:28:49,111 --> 00:28:50,799 You're such a pessimist. 302 00:28:50,879 --> 00:28:53,363 Wrong. I expect the worst, 303 00:28:53,443 --> 00:28:57,304 so I prepare for the worst, and when the worst happens, I'm ready. 304 00:28:57,384 --> 00:29:00,541 But my outlook doesn't alter the reality of the world. 305 00:29:00,621 --> 00:29:03,611 - Steven, stop! - Leave me alone! 306 00:29:03,891 --> 00:29:06,214 Another precious moment. 307 00:29:06,294 --> 00:29:08,449 There was joy, too. 308 00:29:08,529 --> 00:29:10,833 His madness swept it away. 309 00:29:50,405 --> 00:29:52,409 Who dropped the bed pan? 310 00:30:26,442 --> 00:30:29,165 This is it. This was the morning of his madness. 311 00:30:29,245 --> 00:30:32,634 - What do you think will set him off? - My guess is the Sudoku. 312 00:30:32,714 --> 00:30:35,104 He's got two 9s in the same row. 313 00:30:35,184 --> 00:30:36,853 John. 314 00:30:46,394 --> 00:30:49,384 Run! Run! Run! 315 00:30:49,864 --> 00:30:52,769 Run! Let's get out of here! 316 00:30:57,239 --> 00:31:00,477 Come on, fellow. Eat a piece of fruit? 317 00:32:09,914 --> 00:32:11,749 Here it is. 318 00:32:19,089 --> 00:32:21,093 We've got to get out of here. 319 00:32:22,758 --> 00:32:24,615 One more second. 320 00:32:26,864 --> 00:32:28,801 Now, John. There's no time. 321 00:32:35,539 --> 00:32:37,409 Got it. 322 00:33:01,831 --> 00:33:05,456 - Shit's really hit the fan. - You had to go there, Boston. 323 00:33:06,036 --> 00:33:08,040 Let's get the hell out of here. 324 00:33:18,182 --> 00:33:20,904 - I don't recognize it. - Me, neither. 325 00:33:20,984 --> 00:33:23,674 But if there's a person alive who can, it's Ritchie. 326 00:33:23,754 --> 00:33:26,676 Are you forgetting when you made your friend despise you? 327 00:33:26,756 --> 00:33:29,295 This is too bloody important for hurt feelings. 328 00:33:35,800 --> 00:33:38,556 - Constantine. - Bollocks. 329 00:33:38,936 --> 00:33:41,640 You've arrived in time to witness my... 330 00:33:43,240 --> 00:33:45,077 Ritchie! 331 00:33:48,813 --> 00:33:50,568 Get back, you bastards! 332 00:33:50,648 --> 00:33:52,918 John, help Ritchie. 333 00:33:55,318 --> 00:33:56,923 Take that! Boom! 334 00:33:57,121 --> 00:34:01,026 - No pulse. - We know! We know! Come on! 335 00:34:16,441 --> 00:34:17,564 Why? 336 00:34:22,847 --> 00:34:25,236 I see you have a few tricks of your own? 337 00:34:25,316 --> 00:34:27,587 Not everything requires magic. 338 00:34:43,668 --> 00:34:46,157 Make sure he sees that right when he wakes up. 339 00:34:46,237 --> 00:34:48,007 If he wakes. 340 00:34:50,743 --> 00:34:54,900 We need to talk, you and I, but if you try and summon Etrigan, 341 00:34:54,980 --> 00:34:58,705 I'll fill your lungs with bile before the first verse is done. 342 00:34:58,785 --> 00:34:59,991 Savvy? 343 00:35:07,659 --> 00:35:10,047 The situation was not how it seemed. 344 00:35:10,127 --> 00:35:14,101 The apartment was like that when I arrived. Richard as well. 345 00:35:14,181 --> 00:35:17,689 - Come on! You were all over him. - I was attempting to help. 346 00:35:17,769 --> 00:35:21,175 When you burst in, I knew I'd get blamed, so I ran. 347 00:35:21,255 --> 00:35:24,763 - Do you believe him? - Jason's not the murdery type. 348 00:35:24,843 --> 00:35:28,601 He's chock full of honor, loyalty, and rubbish of that sort. 349 00:35:28,681 --> 00:35:31,085 Then tell us why you were there. 350 00:35:32,134 --> 00:35:35,858 Richard is known as a collector of the arcane and supernatural. 351 00:35:35,938 --> 00:35:40,230 I wanted to see if he had something that could gain me access to this place. 352 00:35:40,460 --> 00:35:42,764 Why would you wanna break in here? 353 00:35:43,964 --> 00:35:45,419 For this. 354 00:35:45,499 --> 00:35:49,939 The single most powerful conduit of evil in the history of the world. 355 00:35:50,019 --> 00:35:52,676 He named it the Dreamstone. 356 00:35:53,106 --> 00:35:56,043 But it's really the stuff of nightmares. 357 00:35:58,745 --> 00:36:01,367 I was a young knight, green as grass. 358 00:36:01,447 --> 00:36:05,404 With visions of battle-won glory dancing in my head. 359 00:36:05,484 --> 00:36:09,925 Needless to say, these were dispelled thoroughly. 360 00:36:11,190 --> 00:36:13,443 He called himself Destiny, 361 00:36:13,943 --> 00:36:17,384 but Merlin told us he was a man of science one time, 362 00:36:17,464 --> 00:36:19,499 before he went insane. 363 00:36:19,699 --> 00:36:23,789 Destiny forged the Dreamstone with black magic and his soul. 364 00:36:23,869 --> 00:36:27,560 He used it to subject people to their most terrifying nightmares 365 00:36:27,640 --> 00:36:30,112 and then feed off their torment. 366 00:37:41,714 --> 00:37:45,221 It was actually the demon Etrigan who won the day. 367 00:37:47,655 --> 00:37:52,812 To battle, Etrigan. Should you succeed, I will release you of your bond to me. 368 00:37:53,242 --> 00:37:55,765 If freedom is what's up for trade, 369 00:37:55,845 --> 00:37:59,117 then Destiny's as good as slayed. 370 00:38:33,100 --> 00:38:36,575 You haven't won, Merlin. This isn't over. 371 00:38:36,655 --> 00:38:38,858 I swear it. 372 00:38:50,318 --> 00:38:52,941 Release me, Merlin, from your care. 373 00:38:53,021 --> 00:38:56,695 My duty's done. 'Tis only fair. 374 00:38:56,775 --> 00:39:00,912 I'm afraid that's not possible, friend Demon. 375 00:39:06,767 --> 00:39:10,325 I apologize to both you and Jason Blood, 376 00:39:10,405 --> 00:39:14,878 but your future portends a shared destiny. 377 00:39:17,378 --> 00:39:22,304 Caught now, imprisoned in the form of man. 378 00:39:22,916 --> 00:39:26,855 I fix the demon, Etrigan. 379 00:39:38,366 --> 00:39:43,035 It was also the beginning of my eternal life sentence with Etrigan. 380 00:39:47,975 --> 00:39:49,932 I didn't think you'd give it up willingly, 381 00:39:50,012 --> 00:39:55,086 and though this piece is useless without the other half, it's far from powerless. 382 00:39:55,567 --> 00:39:56,856 Safe enough where it is. 383 00:39:56,936 --> 00:40:01,007 Displayed like a tourist trinket in a Karachi bazaar? 384 00:40:02,424 --> 00:40:03,724 Neat, isn't it? 385 00:40:03,804 --> 00:40:07,741 The House keeps my valuables out of phase, so they don't go wondering off. 386 00:40:07,821 --> 00:40:10,433 But, still, the timing of the Stone's appearance and its power 387 00:40:10,513 --> 00:40:13,188 indicates that it's somehow involved with these crimes. 388 00:40:13,268 --> 00:40:17,045 Which is why it stays here, where only I can get to it. 389 00:40:17,255 --> 00:40:19,434 I think me, them, and everyone else who knows you 390 00:40:19,514 --> 00:40:21,645 might want it to be somewhere else. 391 00:40:22,810 --> 00:40:25,615 Your friend is awake. 392 00:40:27,649 --> 00:40:30,955 Ritchie, who was it? Who did this to you? 393 00:40:31,270 --> 00:40:33,079 Faust. 394 00:40:33,389 --> 00:40:36,494 Felix Faust. You sure? 395 00:40:50,205 --> 00:40:51,910 There you are, you old bastard. 396 00:40:51,990 --> 00:40:56,865 I give you wizard and asshole extraordinaire, Felix Faust. 397 00:40:56,945 --> 00:41:01,218 Hell, I should have put it together. Conjuring a whirlwind is just his style. 398 00:41:03,384 --> 00:41:06,876 The League had a run-in with Faust, but his location isn't in our database. 399 00:41:07,156 --> 00:41:11,647 Yeah, wizards don't make a habit of signing up for credit cards or social media. 400 00:41:11,727 --> 00:41:13,993 His grandly named Observatory of the Cosmos 401 00:41:14,074 --> 00:41:17,636 is hidden from the likes of you and Superman, but not from me. 402 00:41:21,337 --> 00:41:23,374 Felix Faust. 403 00:41:33,949 --> 00:41:36,075 - What's happening? - If this were a computer, 404 00:41:36,155 --> 00:41:37,789 I'd say it's frozen. 405 00:41:38,488 --> 00:41:39,875 Cheers. 406 00:41:39,955 --> 00:41:44,280 Felix Faust would take precautions against locator spells. 407 00:41:44,360 --> 00:41:45,916 There's another way, 408 00:41:45,996 --> 00:41:50,454 but it involves asking a favor of someone that I don't have the best relationship with. 409 00:41:50,534 --> 00:41:53,556 Someone else dislikes you? Shocking. 410 00:41:53,836 --> 00:41:56,326 Your friend slips from the mortal plane. 411 00:41:56,406 --> 00:41:59,963 - John... - Keep him alive and safe. Understand? 412 00:42:00,043 --> 00:42:01,898 That is not my purpose. 413 00:42:01,978 --> 00:42:05,201 I don't give a flying shag what you think your bloody purpose is. 414 00:42:05,281 --> 00:42:08,186 I order you to help him any and every way you're able. 415 00:42:11,922 --> 00:42:13,692 Let's go. 416 00:42:16,793 --> 00:42:18,882 All right, I'll ask. 417 00:42:18,962 --> 00:42:22,251 Why are we in the middle of a godforsaken swamp? 418 00:42:22,331 --> 00:42:26,022 It's a favorite hidey hole of one Alec Holland, 419 00:42:26,102 --> 00:42:29,858 whose corpse was taken to be the most recent Avatar of the Green. 420 00:42:29,938 --> 00:42:32,028 Bet you won't find that on your bloody cell phone. 421 00:42:32,108 --> 00:42:35,409 Our data's more factual. Alec Holland was murdered by terrorists. 422 00:42:35,489 --> 00:42:38,368 His body was never recovered. End of story. 423 00:42:38,448 --> 00:42:40,253 Not quite. 424 00:42:43,854 --> 00:42:47,527 Go away! 425 00:42:58,269 --> 00:43:00,391 Swamp Thing! 426 00:43:00,471 --> 00:43:04,878 I know you're seeing this. Get out here, or the posies get it! 427 00:43:17,454 --> 00:43:20,326 John Constantine. 428 00:43:21,459 --> 00:43:24,897 You dare threaten the green. 429 00:43:30,800 --> 00:43:33,424 Dude, your social skills are horrendous. 430 00:43:34,204 --> 00:43:38,446 Please, we aren't here to harm any plants, but our need is urgent. 431 00:43:38,526 --> 00:43:41,917 Don't let your feelings for John stop you from doing what's right. 432 00:43:45,816 --> 00:43:48,738 You have a garden. 433 00:43:48,818 --> 00:43:52,202 Yes, I find it relaxing, 434 00:43:52,282 --> 00:43:54,677 and I water it every week. 435 00:43:54,925 --> 00:43:59,482 We need to find a man, a wizard named Felix Faust. 436 00:43:59,562 --> 00:44:04,153 A single human among your teeming masses. 437 00:44:04,233 --> 00:44:09,142 I only know John Constantine because he enrages me. 438 00:44:13,245 --> 00:44:16,001 Faust lives in an observatory which is invisible. 439 00:44:16,081 --> 00:44:19,905 It's a place where dark magic would infect the earth below it. 440 00:44:20,485 --> 00:44:25,492 I will take you there so you are no longer here. 441 00:44:39,437 --> 00:44:43,243 The place you seek is there. 442 00:44:55,821 --> 00:44:58,224 That place is heavily warded. 443 00:45:02,243 --> 00:45:05,933 I know we've had our differences, but we could really use your help. 444 00:45:06,013 --> 00:45:10,154 If we don't get a handle on this rotter, he'll threaten all of humanity. 445 00:45:11,136 --> 00:45:13,092 What of it? 446 00:45:13,672 --> 00:45:16,911 You were once human, just like me. 447 00:45:18,710 --> 00:45:20,498 No longer. 448 00:45:20,578 --> 00:45:23,867 Perhaps his actions are a kind of justice, 449 00:45:24,347 --> 00:45:29,389 for who destroys more of the green than your kind? 450 00:45:34,860 --> 00:45:37,451 And Swamp Thing has left the building. 451 00:45:37,531 --> 00:45:40,767 - Guess we do it the hard way. - Or not. 452 00:45:40,847 --> 00:45:44,297 Gone, gone, the form of man. 453 00:45:44,437 --> 00:45:48,476 Arise the demon Etrigan! 454 00:46:10,964 --> 00:46:12,734 What... 455 00:46:15,500 --> 00:46:20,292 - Who dares? - I, Etrigan, bring down this house 456 00:46:20,372 --> 00:46:23,311 and build a tomb for Felix Faust! 457 00:46:28,914 --> 00:46:31,403 As if I would stoop to brawling with a demon. 458 00:46:31,483 --> 00:46:33,921 Fight others of your filthy kind. 459 00:46:44,963 --> 00:46:49,386 From hell though we may be, it does not make us family! 460 00:47:09,923 --> 00:47:12,346 Do you like what I've done with the place? 461 00:47:12,426 --> 00:47:15,464 No woman can speak in my sanctum sanctorum. 462 00:47:15,544 --> 00:47:20,050 I conjured it just for you and, of course, men everywhere. 463 00:47:33,279 --> 00:47:37,692 As a fellow showman, this is no way to treat your guests. Now, settle down! 464 00:47:45,625 --> 00:47:48,982 Stop hitting yourself. Stop hitting yourself. Stop hitting yourself. 465 00:47:50,262 --> 00:47:53,467 Not everything can be solved with your peashooter. 466 00:47:57,204 --> 00:48:02,712 Just because you're dead doesn't mean you're beyond my retribution. 467 00:48:15,355 --> 00:48:16,831 Is that it? 468 00:48:16,911 --> 00:48:21,796 Well, it's off to the old magicians home for you, mate. Pudding night is Thursday. 469 00:48:31,806 --> 00:48:36,597 Try that fireball once more, Constantine. I'd love to see you cook your own goose. 470 00:48:36,677 --> 00:48:38,500 Let me... 471 00:48:58,532 --> 00:49:00,633 I take it back. That thing is useful. 472 00:49:42,108 --> 00:49:44,398 Zatanna, where are you, darling? 473 00:49:44,478 --> 00:49:47,268 I know you can't speak, but give me a wave. 474 00:49:47,348 --> 00:49:50,154 You're the only one here that's really a threat. 475 00:49:57,125 --> 00:50:01,031 There you are. This will sting a bit. 476 00:50:23,517 --> 00:50:29,325 Stored magic? Really? It's the TV dinner of spell casting, dear. 477 00:50:31,926 --> 00:50:34,831 Here's what real magic looks like. 478 00:51:10,364 --> 00:51:11,801 Z! 479 00:51:49,104 --> 00:51:51,675 Z, are you daft? Stop! 480 00:51:53,543 --> 00:51:55,764 I will kill you, woman! 481 00:52:26,976 --> 00:52:28,500 Z, don't! 482 00:52:31,680 --> 00:52:35,138 Don't kill him. You can't. 483 00:52:35,218 --> 00:52:36,722 Out of my way, John. 484 00:52:36,802 --> 00:52:40,573 If no blood is spilled, your soul is in the clear. 485 00:52:49,666 --> 00:52:52,722 Get control, Z, just like I taught you. 486 00:52:52,802 --> 00:52:56,709 Easy-peasy, lemon squeezy. Deep breaths. 487 00:52:57,540 --> 00:52:59,378 Let it go, love. 488 00:53:20,830 --> 00:53:23,488 Do you see why I can't do what you do? 489 00:53:23,968 --> 00:53:28,258 You lost control is all. Happens to the best of us. 490 00:53:28,338 --> 00:53:30,642 You've seen me in action, right? 491 00:53:32,107 --> 00:53:35,114 Yeah, once or twice. 492 00:53:36,247 --> 00:53:42,420 Why are you here? I haven't done anything to warrant this kind of response. 493 00:53:44,054 --> 00:53:46,042 This yours? 494 00:53:46,122 --> 00:53:47,664 I don't know. Maybe. 495 00:53:47,744 --> 00:53:51,415 I have several hundred rings of varying design and properties. 496 00:53:51,845 --> 00:53:53,484 It isn't him. 497 00:53:53,564 --> 00:53:56,954 Felix Faust isn't the one behind the nightmare crimes. 498 00:53:57,034 --> 00:54:00,991 He summoned our old poker buddies in their more massive forms. 499 00:54:01,071 --> 00:54:02,592 The hell does it all mean? 500 00:54:02,672 --> 00:54:06,346 It means Felix Faust had access to the artifact whenever he wanted. 501 00:54:06,626 --> 00:54:08,784 What artifact? 502 00:54:08,964 --> 00:54:10,920 Well, we're back to square one, then. 503 00:54:11,000 --> 00:54:15,107 Unfortunately, no. We were sent here by your friend, remember? 504 00:54:15,187 --> 00:54:18,859 - But Ritchie's dying. - Is he? 505 00:54:42,580 --> 00:54:46,920 Boy, boy. I think I got closer to death than I planned. 506 00:54:49,517 --> 00:54:51,035 Bad girl. 507 00:54:51,115 --> 00:54:55,580 See, now, you were told to do everything to help me by the master of the House, 508 00:54:55,660 --> 00:54:58,632 and that does not include punching. 509 00:55:00,331 --> 00:55:02,736 Bring me to the main room. 510 00:55:07,571 --> 00:55:10,276 I'll take it from here, beautiful. 511 00:55:12,344 --> 00:55:14,432 But I need you out of my hair for now, 512 00:55:14,512 --> 00:55:18,451 so why don't you just go for a little walk? 513 00:55:47,780 --> 00:55:51,081 Yeah! That's the stuff. 514 00:56:00,091 --> 00:56:01,447 Why aren't we inside? 515 00:56:01,527 --> 00:56:05,151 Because Ritchie's bloody well taken control of the House. 516 00:56:05,231 --> 00:56:09,637 This is what you get for having mates. Boston, can you get inside? 517 00:56:15,240 --> 00:56:17,129 That would be a no. 518 00:56:18,009 --> 00:56:21,948 Ritchie, you're gonna listen to me whether you like it or not. 519 00:56:24,148 --> 00:56:26,119 Open the door. 520 00:56:26,952 --> 00:56:29,056 Do you hear? Open it! 521 00:56:37,061 --> 00:56:39,265 Too late, Johnny Boy. 522 00:56:53,913 --> 00:56:55,335 Ritchie, please! 523 00:56:55,615 --> 00:56:58,254 Stop while there's still time to save your soul. 524 00:56:58,334 --> 00:57:02,041 Says the man who skates away from everything. 525 00:57:02,121 --> 00:57:03,576 Since you got me infected, 526 00:57:03,656 --> 00:57:08,581 I've looked all around the world for a cure and I've finally found it. 527 00:57:08,761 --> 00:57:12,518 A small piece of the Dreamstone. It's sentient. 528 00:57:12,598 --> 00:57:16,957 It told me how to get the Demons Three to bring the rest of it to Earth. 529 00:57:17,637 --> 00:57:21,160 It would've been so easy to take it from them. 530 00:57:21,240 --> 00:57:25,565 Of course, rock star Johnny screwed everything sideways. 531 00:57:26,045 --> 00:57:30,903 So we had to frame Faust and get you to bring me here. 532 00:57:30,983 --> 00:57:34,941 Now I'm immortal and supercharged! 533 00:57:35,021 --> 00:57:38,845 You've been played for a sap. The Stone isn't sentient. 534 00:57:38,925 --> 00:57:42,516 What's left of Destiny's soul was whispering sweet nothings in your ear, 535 00:57:42,596 --> 00:57:46,920 getting you to commit atrocities to gain power and make his move. 536 00:57:47,000 --> 00:57:49,189 You're just pissed 'cause I won. 537 00:57:49,469 --> 00:57:51,640 I wish that were the case. 538 00:57:52,772 --> 00:57:54,775 This can't be right. 539 00:57:57,042 --> 00:57:58,678 No! 540 00:58:01,980 --> 00:58:04,653 Wait! Wait! We... we had a deal! 541 00:58:06,687 --> 00:58:08,690 We had a deal! 542 00:58:19,832 --> 00:58:22,636 Five hundred years, I've waited. 543 00:58:24,237 --> 00:58:26,609 Five hundred years, I've planned. 544 00:58:28,675 --> 00:58:31,965 Really? I guess 500 must be the new 300. 545 00:58:32,045 --> 00:58:34,736 What say we share your beauty secrets over a pint? 546 00:58:34,816 --> 00:58:38,153 A god does not prattle with mortals. 547 00:58:57,438 --> 00:59:01,129 - She gonna be okay? - I... I don't know. 548 00:59:01,709 --> 00:59:04,231 The amount of magic she's used, 549 00:59:04,311 --> 00:59:06,715 sometimes you don't recover. 550 00:59:11,718 --> 00:59:13,907 I should have never led her back. 551 00:59:13,987 --> 00:59:15,642 Selfish bastard, I am. 552 00:59:15,722 --> 00:59:19,325 You've done what you can for now, but we have to stop Destiny, 553 00:59:19,405 --> 00:59:21,515 or everyone's at risk. 554 00:59:21,595 --> 00:59:26,519 He's right. He'll have this city by midnight, the Eastern Seaboard by dawn. 555 00:59:26,599 --> 00:59:30,057 Then, what's to stop him? He'll be a god. 556 00:59:30,137 --> 00:59:32,845 We don't need another one of those mucking about. 557 00:59:33,240 --> 00:59:35,110 All right. 558 01:00:14,483 --> 01:00:16,104 Get 'em! 559 01:00:16,384 --> 01:00:19,273 They're everywhere! Everywhere! 560 01:00:19,353 --> 01:00:21,176 Yes. 561 01:00:21,656 --> 01:00:23,545 Yes. 562 01:00:23,625 --> 01:00:25,426 My will be done. 563 01:00:30,899 --> 01:00:34,455 Fool! How can you hope to defeat a god? 564 01:00:34,535 --> 01:00:38,393 Not only can I sense you, you cannot defeat my shield. 565 01:00:38,473 --> 01:00:41,512 Since when does God need a force shield? 566 01:00:52,888 --> 01:00:54,909 The Justice League are on their way. 567 01:00:54,989 --> 01:00:56,944 Suppose that couldn't be helped, 568 01:00:57,024 --> 01:01:00,982 but make sure they stay well away from Destiny, to not be struck mad, 569 01:01:01,062 --> 01:01:04,934 unless you want a bunch of crazed super blokes ripping apart the city. 570 01:01:08,168 --> 01:01:10,773 A little late for that, my friend. 571 01:01:26,421 --> 01:01:29,659 John, listen to me. You've been affected by magic. 572 01:01:32,095 --> 01:01:34,565 Get away to space now. 573 01:01:47,376 --> 01:01:49,298 Sorry to have to ask this, Jason. 574 01:01:49,378 --> 01:01:51,885 At least you're asking. 575 01:01:51,965 --> 01:01:54,787 Gone, gone, the form of man. 576 01:01:54,867 --> 01:01:58,391 Rise the demon Etrigan! 577 01:01:59,021 --> 01:02:02,511 So Constantine calls once more. 578 01:02:02,591 --> 01:02:05,048 Just like a greedy, wanton... 579 01:02:05,128 --> 01:02:07,117 Save the bloody rhymes, and top that git! 580 01:02:07,197 --> 01:02:09,267 Killjoy. 581 01:02:14,036 --> 01:02:17,361 I've had many years to think about you, Etrigan. 582 01:02:28,383 --> 01:02:31,084 Call this poetic justice. 583 01:02:45,668 --> 01:02:47,672 Holy crap. 584 01:02:52,942 --> 01:02:55,698 Looks like you've finally beat the curse, my boy. 585 01:02:55,778 --> 01:02:58,116 Wish it were under happier circumstances. 586 01:02:59,949 --> 01:03:02,439 - What are you doing? - Calling for help. 587 01:03:02,519 --> 01:03:05,989 I just hope he doesn't realize it's me doing the calling. 588 01:03:21,571 --> 01:03:23,961 Who dares strike at me? 589 01:03:24,291 --> 01:03:28,432 The Defender of the Green... 590 01:03:28,512 --> 01:03:31,504 Swamp Thing. 591 01:03:50,967 --> 01:03:52,637 Perfect. 592 01:04:03,846 --> 01:04:06,564 Glad to see you back on your feet, Zatanna. 593 01:04:13,858 --> 01:04:16,562 Whatever you're gonna do, do it fast. 594 01:05:04,508 --> 01:05:09,182 The so-called Guardian of the Green who secretly hopes to be human again. 595 01:05:09,914 --> 01:05:12,684 Let me dispel you of that notion. 596 01:05:29,065 --> 01:05:31,270 Back to the dirt... 597 01:05:32,302 --> 01:05:34,508 where you belong. 598 01:05:45,883 --> 01:05:49,107 He's getting more powerful by the second. What the hell are we gonna do? 599 01:05:49,187 --> 01:05:51,543 I say we go and talk to a man about a horse. 600 01:05:51,623 --> 01:05:53,663 Did you hit your head or something? You're babbling. 601 01:05:53,743 --> 01:05:56,581 A Trojan horse, Boston. Come on! 602 01:05:59,363 --> 01:06:01,835 Over here, you wanker! 603 01:06:04,335 --> 01:06:07,658 You are puny and disrespectful. 604 01:06:07,738 --> 01:06:10,376 Let me see your madness. 605 01:06:16,999 --> 01:06:19,821 Well, that's the trouble with someone like me. Been there, done that. 606 01:06:19,901 --> 01:06:23,275 I shall make you beg for death. 607 01:06:23,355 --> 01:06:25,943 Can I beg you to stop talking? 608 01:06:26,023 --> 01:06:29,081 I mean, all wizards are touched, but you, you're a full-blown nutter. 609 01:06:29,161 --> 01:06:33,051 I will tear your soul apart. 610 01:06:33,131 --> 01:06:35,687 And what happened to not prattling with mortals? 611 01:06:35,767 --> 01:06:38,839 You chatter like my grandma at a book club. 612 01:06:39,772 --> 01:06:41,692 Now, Boston! 613 01:06:41,772 --> 01:06:44,047 Trick or treat, freak! 614 01:07:03,161 --> 01:07:06,467 Is that a sword in your chest, or are you just glad to see me? 615 01:07:07,500 --> 01:07:09,589 Merlin sends his regards. 616 01:07:10,617 --> 01:07:13,408 And by the way, you lose. 617 01:07:34,427 --> 01:07:36,664 I don't think so. 618 01:07:54,915 --> 01:07:58,269 Johnny, I was... I was under a compulsion. 619 01:07:58,349 --> 01:08:02,943 You've got to save me. You owe me. You owe me! 620 01:08:03,123 --> 01:08:07,896 Sorry, mate. Can't take the chance that Destiny is still pulling your strings. 621 01:08:09,261 --> 01:08:12,269 John, please! Help me! 622 01:08:19,172 --> 01:08:22,228 Help me, you bastard! 623 01:08:22,708 --> 01:08:24,947 Help me! 624 01:08:26,512 --> 01:08:28,735 That was unpleasant. 625 01:08:29,215 --> 01:08:31,238 What the hell did I miss? 626 01:08:31,318 --> 01:08:34,191 Z, you're okay. I thought... 627 01:08:34,271 --> 01:08:37,476 My head feels like the morning after Brixton. 628 01:08:38,658 --> 01:08:40,896 Surely not that bad. 629 01:08:41,761 --> 01:08:45,653 So Merlin's spell hath ended. 630 01:08:45,733 --> 01:08:47,688 It would seem so. 631 01:08:47,768 --> 01:08:51,640 Though it's a "good news, bad news" sort of thing. 632 01:09:02,716 --> 01:09:05,738 - What's going on? - Yeah. He wasn't wounded. 633 01:09:05,818 --> 01:09:10,325 Unless I miss my guess, that happened on the day he was bound to Etrigan. 634 01:09:11,958 --> 01:09:14,214 And now that I'm not... 635 01:09:14,294 --> 01:09:16,884 I'm truly sorry, Jason. 636 01:09:16,964 --> 01:09:21,003 Don't be. It's a welcome end. 637 01:09:32,513 --> 01:09:36,904 For 500 years, he and I have been bound. 638 01:09:36,984 --> 01:09:41,340 A demon from hell, a knight of renown. 639 01:09:41,420 --> 01:09:45,178 Though we were cursed to be slaves to each other, 640 01:09:45,258 --> 01:09:49,450 I know of no man I'd want more for a brother. 641 01:09:49,530 --> 01:09:51,808 Farewell, mortal. 642 01:10:06,980 --> 01:10:09,371 You couldn't have picked a better place. 643 01:10:09,651 --> 01:10:12,206 The village where he was born was over there. 644 01:10:12,286 --> 01:10:14,657 Too bad it took this to get him home. 645 01:10:16,124 --> 01:10:19,329 Batman asked me to be in the Justice League. 646 01:10:19,711 --> 01:10:20,865 And you're considering it? 647 01:10:20,945 --> 01:10:23,952 I visited their headquarters a few days ago. 648 01:10:24,032 --> 01:10:26,720 It's interesting, and like you said, 649 01:10:26,800 --> 01:10:29,257 maybe it's time to make a difference. 650 01:10:29,737 --> 01:10:31,595 Listening to me now? 651 01:10:31,905 --> 01:10:34,076 They want you, too. 652 01:10:35,711 --> 01:10:39,015 Good one, Z. Too right, they do. 653 01:10:41,615 --> 01:10:43,748 You have got to be bloody kidding. 654 01:10:43,828 --> 01:10:46,542 No way. Batty would go mental. 655 01:10:46,622 --> 01:10:48,727 He was the one who asked, 656 01:10:48,807 --> 01:10:51,711 and I told him that's what you'd say. 657 01:10:54,094 --> 01:10:55,931 Be safe, John. 658 01:11:09,010 --> 01:11:11,332 Now, hold on. Hold on. 659 01:11:11,412 --> 01:11:13,367 Maybe I've been a bit rash. 660 01:11:13,447 --> 01:11:15,852 Could you tell me more over a drink? 661 01:11:16,885 --> 01:11:19,674 We could rechristen the House, as it were. 662 01:11:20,121 --> 01:11:23,657 - A drink? - Yeah, a drink. 663 01:11:27,162 --> 01:11:31,219 Don't think this is gonna turn into some sort of Manchester weekend. 664 01:11:31,299 --> 01:11:33,689 Get that out of your head. 665 01:11:33,969 --> 01:11:36,659 We could have a Trewhiddle Tuesday. 666 01:11:37,539 --> 01:11:41,545 - No, definitely not. - Well, let's mark that as a maybe. 667 01:11:59,895 --> 01:12:03,367 Now, that's what I call making yourself useful, love. 668 01:12:04,305 --> 01:12:10,265 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org