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(MUSIC PLAYING)

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JOHN: (NARRATING)
<i>Ah, Venice Beach... a city built on contrast.</i>

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<i>Decade old concrete buildings layered
between million dollar homes.</i>

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<i>Worn out beach bums litter the same
streets your cousins from Oklahoma...</i>

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<i>...visit every summer.</i>

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<i>Every weird dive bar you love is being
pushed out by some shitbag tech company.</i>

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<i>And somewhere between the ruckus,
you'll find this guy...</i>

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<i>...Venice's only licensed detective.</i>

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You just gotta live your life.
It goes by so fast. It's like a whisper.

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JOHN: <i>That's my boss, Steve Ford...</i>

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<i>...a self-appointed figurehead
in the community.</i>

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<i>Takes that job very seriously.</i>

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Before you know it, you're 12 years old,
and then where are you?

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I don't want you to make
the same mistakes that I made.

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It starts like this, a little bit of weed,
and then a little bit of blow, okay?

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And then a couple bottles
of tequila every week.

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And hookers three times a week.

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And, yeah, it's fun, in the moment,
it's fun, but let me tell you something.

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Those moments always end up
when your head feels like this big...

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...like a bus ran over it.

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You happy about that?
No, you're not happy about that.

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Then not too long after that,
you're sitting on your kitchen floor...

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...buck naked, you got a gun in your mouth...

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...and all you're thinking
about is, is today the day?

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Is today the day I pull the trigger? Bang!

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But you got a right to live...

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...and you gotta fuckin' live right,
you get me?

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All right.

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Let's go. This is a skate park,
come on. Let's go skate.

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JOHN:
<i>I always wanted to be a private detective...</i>

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<i>...and with Steve being the only outfit
in town, I really had no other choice...</i>

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<i>...but to work with him.
Which is good... I think.</i>

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And seeing as he was busy mentoring
the local youth of today...

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...I was left to finally get a shot
at cracking my first case...

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...and it has led me here,
to Nola Tuiasosopo...

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...at least, I believe I'm pronouncing
that right, I don't know, she's Samoan.

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Not that there's anything wrong with that...

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...some of them have tricky
last names, some of them.

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Well, I'll edit that later. Uh...

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Missing since July. I just spotted her
at the corner of sixth and Oakwood.

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And, let me tell you, Steve was not
exaggerating, Nola is very attractive.

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Scratch that, she is very, very insanely...

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...why isn't she a professional
model-attractive.

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Anyway, by the looks of it, she's going
into a support group of some kind.

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- I'm guessing Alcoholics Anonymous, just...
- (PHONE BEEPS)

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- Shit. Dammit.
- (HORN HONKING)

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JOHN: <i>And my name's John, Steve's partner.</i>

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<i>Uh, well, soon to be partner,
just waiting for some paperwork.</i>

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Who'd like to go first?

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Hello, my name's Rick and I'm a sex addict.

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MEDIATOR: Hi, Rick.

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My poison's pornography.

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It started back in Catholic school
and got progressively worse.

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I'm currently logging about 40 hours a week.

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That's a full-time job.

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I've got premium subscriptions
to the big four...

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...PornHub, RedTube,
Reality Kings and Brazzers.

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Not to mention, EskimoTube...

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...JizzHut...

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Oh, God, I'm a monster!

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Jesus, right?

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Would you like to share with the group?

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Hm?

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- Would you like to share with the group?
- The group? Uh...

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...no! No, I'm good. I'm good to just listen.

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That's not really how it works.

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Everyone is required to participate
on their first night, please.

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Well, if it's required.

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Okay.

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I'm John...

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- ...and I'm a sex addict.
- GROUP: Hi, John.

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Hello. Uh, yeah, I just love sex.

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I love getting it, I love giving it.

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I love it too much and I get it too much,
that's my main problem.

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On that sex road, I've got my thumb out,
waiting to get on one of the sex cars.

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I am also logging about 40 hours a week...

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...but on sex, not just
jacking off like this guy, right?

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Full-blown sex. And, actually,
come to think of it...

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...it's more than 40 hours.
So, I'm doing time and a half.

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I should get paid my overtime. I mean,
obviously I'm not condoning sex for money.

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That's bad, right?
We all agree, would you? Good.

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I really just have sex with...
any old thang that comes my way.

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There's some limits, obviously, age...

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...18 and below is no... <i>no bueno,</i> no good.

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Upwards, though, is where I really shine...

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...50, 60, 80, 90, centennials...

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- Okay! Uh, thank you for sharing, John.
- All right, you got it.

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(MUSIC PLAYING)

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- Nola? Hey, Nola?
- Are you following me?

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No, no, no, I'm not following you.
No, no, don't mace me!

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I'm not a stalker. I...

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...I am technically following you,
but not in a stalker way...

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...just as a professional...
strictly professional.

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Look, your brothers
hired my boss to find you...

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...and that's where I come in.

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They want you to come home,
okay, they miss you.

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I could drive you,
at least to my boss' house.

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In a professional way...

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...not as a maniac or a pervert,
on either parts.

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(CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING)

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JOHN: Yeah, uh, I'll let her know.

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All right, so you'll be
safe there till tomorrow...

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...and then in the morning we can figure out
how best to deal with your brothers.

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Well, how about that Rick guy?
40 hours a week?

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I mean, that's a serious
commitment to masturbation.

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Yeah, hopefully he's changing
hands every once in a while.

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I mean, if you don't,
that's carpal tunnel syndrome...

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- And the blistering, and chafing.
- Ugh. Yeah.

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Let's just hope he's got
a little tub of like, Neosporin.

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- Ew!
- Well, I'm just saying.

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Sorry.

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(MUSIC PLAYING)

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- Okay, well, this is it.
- Great.

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As you can see,
it's a very nice establishment.

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- And, uh, you'll be home in no time.
- (CALL BOX BUZZING)

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STEVE: (OVER SPEAKER) <i>Send her up.</i>

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- There he is.
- (CHUCKLES)

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Steve's a great guy.
All right, well, pleasure to meet you.

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- You, too.
- Yeah.

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- Thanks for the ride.
- No problem, just doing my job.

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- Goodbye.
- See ya.

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(SIGHS)

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She'll be fine.

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Steve's a good guy.

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She'll be fine.

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(OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING)

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(DOOR CLOSING)

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(MUSIC FADES UP)

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Stay down! You're gonna wish
you never touched her!

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- Stop it, you're gonna kill him!
- Nola, take your ass in the goddamn room...

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...and don't you come out of there!

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STEVE: Listen, listen, let's talk about this.

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You're about to go through a Samoan storm.

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- Paid you to find her, Steve.
- I did find her!

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We told you to find her, not fuck her.

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- She's our sister, you son of a bitch.
- Yeah.

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(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)

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You're dead, Steve!

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(MUSIC CHANGES)

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NOLA: Run, Steve, run!

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(SIREN CHIRPING)

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Okay, hands, pal! Let me see your hands!

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I said hands, now, get them up!

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Aw, Jesus.

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Oh, Bill, it's you. Jesus,
how you doing, man?

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Steve, what the hell are you doing out here?
Aren't you tired of this Peter Pan bullshit?

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This is no kind of life, you're an old man.

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Why don't you just meet somebody your
own age and make a life, for God sakes?

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- I will.
- You know, someday, Steve...

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...one of these guys is gonna catch you
and what are you gonna do then?

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Call 9-1-1, come find you,
we're gonna eat a lot of donuts.

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- Fuck you, Steve. Go home.
- Take care of yourself.

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- Be careful.
- This is not normal, okay?

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They hook electrodes up
to people when they do this.

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Well, that's what that feels like.

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(MUSIC CONTINUES)

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There he is, get him!

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Turn, turn, hurry up! Hurry up!

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Go, go, go!

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- Oh, yeah, we got him now.
- Faster.

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Go, go, go, go, go! Look at this asshole!

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- Shit!
- Come on, let's go, let's go.

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Excuse me.

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Steve, you can't have a gun in the bar!

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You motherfucker!

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(CROWD CHEERS)

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TUI: Let's go, go, go!

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Go, go, go, go!

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Tino, Tino. Let me in!

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Where'd he go?

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- Yo, open up, man. Come on.
- You're naked.

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- What? Yeah, naked. Please let me in.
- I can't take another heart break, Steve.

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- The car? That's what this is about?
- I loved that car, Steve.

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- Oh, man, come on, Tino.
- It was stolen and I asked for your help.

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- I'm sorry, all right?
- I got feelings and I'm sensitive.

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I know you're sensitive. I understand!

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Alright, I'll get the car,
I'll get the car for you.

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- Say you promise.
- I promise.

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- You're not saying it. No!
- I promise you I'll get it. I promise.

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- Fingers up.
- Let me in, man, all right!

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- Cover that dick, I got pizza here.
- All right, yeah.

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Fuck.

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(MUSIC PLAYING)

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- <i>Orale</i>.
- Pull, fucker!

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I'm not going in there.
That's Spyder's place.

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My car's in that guy's garage, Steve,
you gotta get it for me.

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I'm not a repo man, okay,
I'm a fucking detective.

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You promised, Steve. I saved your ass,
Steve. Your word is your bond.

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- Okay, all right.
- Your word is your bond!

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- Your word is your bond!
- All right, just relax. Give me the keys.

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Thank you, Steve.

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STEVE: I got this.

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Hell yeah, fool.

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Hey. Two large pepperoni pizzas.
You ordered them, right?

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Hey, Spyder, pizza dude's here.

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JOHN: <i>Carlos Manuel Ochoa...</i>

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<i>...goes by the name of Spyder, with a "y,"
with links to the Sinaloa Cartel.</i>

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<i>Rumor has it he once killed a barista
at Starbucks for misspelling his name.</i>

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<i>Which is tricky, it's with a "y."
Not the point.</i>

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<i>If there's drugs being sold in Venice,
they're coming from Spyder.</i>

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Two pepperoni pizzas. Didn't you order that?

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No one ordered pizza, man.

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2-0-0-4, this is your pizza, right?

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Kinda old to be delivering pizzas, aye?

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You're telling me, man, my old lady
gives me shit all the time about it.

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How much?

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$25.00.

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Thanks, man, thank you, that's plenty.
Hey, man, can I use your restroom?

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I've been in the car a long time.

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- One or two?
- One.

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- All right, bro.
- Where is it?

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To the left. Don't piss on the seat, huh?

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All right.

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Who the fuck are you,
are you a cop? Huh? Huh?

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- No.
- Huh? Who are you?

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- Steve.
- Is that right?

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- I'm Spyder's friend.
- Yeah?

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That's the lavatory, right?

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(MUSIC PLAYING)

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(LATINO MUSIC PLAYING)

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Whoa.

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(CUSTOM HORN HONKING)

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(ENGINE STARTING)

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Hey, Spyder...

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...I think someone's stealing your car.

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(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)

228
00:17:48,549 --> 00:17:50,198
Motherfucker.

229
00:18:04,316 --> 00:18:06,350
You killed my car.

230
00:18:06,750 --> 00:18:10,576
Aw, you can't kill a car like this,
man, look at it. You know...

231
00:18:10,750 --> 00:18:13,082
...a little hammer, a little glass.

232
00:18:13,182 --> 00:18:15,597
Tires still look fantastic.

233
00:18:21,817 --> 00:18:23,365
Sorry.

234
00:18:28,416 --> 00:18:30,064
Fuck!

235
00:18:35,549 --> 00:18:37,639
(MUSIC PLAYING)

236
00:18:45,849 --> 00:18:50,015
JOHN: <i>Dave Jones, and no,
not the lead singer of The Monkees.</i>

237
00:18:50,115 --> 00:18:53,082
<i>This guy's a local legend
and Steve's longtime best pal.</i>

238
00:18:53,182 --> 00:18:57,550
<i>His claim to fame was surfing
the pier naked for 12 hours straight...</i>

239
00:18:57,650 --> 00:19:01,582
<i>...on acid. Nowadays
he's lost a lot of that mojo...</i>

240
00:19:01,682 --> 00:19:03,873
<i>...mainly due to a pretty nasty divorce.</i>

241
00:19:03,972 --> 00:19:05,416
STEVE: Hey, Dave.

242
00:19:09,182 --> 00:19:11,465
Did you start working at Tino's Pizza?

243
00:19:14,215 --> 00:19:17,850
Yeah. You want my take on all of this?

244
00:19:18,249 --> 00:19:19,249
Yeah.

245
00:19:19,349 --> 00:19:22,197
Never buy a surf shop,
look at this inventory.

246
00:19:23,948 --> 00:19:26,583
She wants full assets and alimony, too.

247
00:19:27,082 --> 00:19:28,891
Sorry, man.

248
00:19:29,391 --> 00:19:31,354
You're gonna be all right.

249
00:19:31,454 --> 00:19:33,449
We'll figure something out.

250
00:19:33,549 --> 00:19:37,050
- Sun's gonna be up soon.
- Yeah, it is.

251
00:19:37,150 --> 00:19:41,322
- Should probably get some sleep.
- I just finished your new board.

252
00:19:41,422 --> 00:19:43,705
(REGGAE MUSIC PLAYING)

253
00:19:56,915 --> 00:19:59,849
This has been fun,
but I gotta go pick up my dog.

254
00:19:59,949 --> 00:20:02,049
Why don't you just let her have Buddy?

255
00:20:02,149 --> 00:20:04,602
She likes that I come by to pick him up.

256
00:20:06,483 --> 00:20:08,305
Makes her feel better...

257
00:20:08,984 --> 00:20:10,850
...safer I think.

258
00:20:11,716 --> 00:20:13,231
Her?

259
00:20:29,182 --> 00:20:32,706
JOHN: <i>Steve's sister has fallen on hard
times after her husband took off...</i>

260
00:20:32,806 --> 00:20:36,149
<i>...and emptied their bank account.
He's really been there for her.</i>

261
00:20:36,249 --> 00:20:38,349
- Steve.
- JOHN: <i>Helping out as much as he can.</i>

262
00:20:38,449 --> 00:20:40,783
- Hey, Katey.
- Thanks for the coffee.

263
00:20:40,882 --> 00:20:43,364
JOHN: <i>It's pretty selfless of him, actually.</i>

264
00:20:46,215 --> 00:20:49,938
- <i>See? What a guy.</i>
- Taylor!

265
00:20:50,638 --> 00:20:52,180
Taylor!

266
00:20:52,580 --> 00:20:54,780
Uncle Steve's here to pick up Buddy.

267
00:20:59,382 --> 00:21:01,415
Have you heard from him?

268
00:21:01,515 --> 00:21:04,549
Still somewhere in Australia
and finding himself.

269
00:21:04,649 --> 00:21:06,868
We can't afford to stay here.

270
00:21:07,148 --> 00:21:10,149
He thinks there's something more out there.
I mean, what the fuck is out there?

271
00:21:10,249 --> 00:21:12,214
Honey, I don't know.

272
00:21:12,770 --> 00:21:14,580
You're gonna be all right.

273
00:21:20,215 --> 00:21:23,081
JOHN:
<i>Buddy Ford, 49 years old in dog years...</i>

274
00:21:23,181 --> 00:21:26,081
<i>...and 100 percent Parson Russell Terrier.</i>

275
00:21:26,181 --> 00:21:28,099
<i>Man, does Steve love that dog.</i>

276
00:21:28,199 --> 00:21:29,732
Uncle Steve.

277
00:21:29,831 --> 00:21:32,465
Hi, Taylor. What are you studying?

278
00:21:32,565 --> 00:21:36,265
- TAYLOR: Chemistry.
- Want some help with that?

279
00:21:36,365 --> 00:21:38,213
A.P. Chemistry.

280
00:21:41,432 --> 00:21:43,837
Will you bring Buddy back later tonight?

281
00:21:44,865 --> 00:21:48,287
How about if I bring him back every night
and pick him up first thing in the morning...

282
00:21:48,387 --> 00:21:50,065
...until you tell me to stop?

283
00:21:50,165 --> 00:21:52,614
- Really?
- Yeah.

284
00:21:53,632 --> 00:21:56,788
- That would be cool.
- He gets a little gassy.

285
00:21:56,888 --> 00:21:58,732
I don't mind it.

286
00:21:59,032 --> 00:22:01,684
Come on, Buddy, here we go.

287
00:22:02,469 --> 00:22:05,149
Come on, here you go, right out here.

288
00:22:05,249 --> 00:22:07,332
(SOFT MUSIC PLAYING)

289
00:22:35,698 --> 00:22:37,399
Sorry, no dogs.

290
00:22:37,499 --> 00:22:40,099
- Oh, no, he's all right.
- What does that mean?

291
00:22:40,199 --> 00:22:43,265
That's just something I say
when I try to circumvent the rules.

292
00:22:43,365 --> 00:22:45,399
- Sometimes it works.
- Mm-mm.

293
00:22:45,499 --> 00:22:48,359
No? All right. Get out, pal.

294
00:22:48,698 --> 00:22:50,514
Large coffee.

295
00:22:56,665 --> 00:22:58,864
You're not in your office.

296
00:22:58,964 --> 00:23:01,981
- Lew the Jew.
- JOHN: <i>Whoa, whoa, okay...</i>

297
00:23:02,081 --> 00:23:06,333
<i>...I know how that sounds.
It's not offensive, everyone calls him that.</i>

298
00:23:06,433 --> 00:23:08,499
<i>I mean, he calls himself, "Lew the Jew."</i>

299
00:23:08,898 --> 00:23:11,496
- No, I'm not in my office.
- I went by your office.

300
00:23:11,596 --> 00:23:14,466
- And you didn't find me there?
- Steve, I want to hire you.

301
00:23:14,566 --> 00:23:17,199
JOHN: <i>He's a savvy businessman,
and a little miserly...</i>

302
00:23:17,299 --> 00:23:20,117
- <i>...but not in a Jewish way, in a normal way.</i>
- ...girl in the picture...

303
00:23:20,217 --> 00:23:24,165
Hey, hey, Steve, that's a lot of money
for just a few pictures, you know?

304
00:23:24,265 --> 00:23:27,365
Yeah. Could've cost you a lot more money.

305
00:23:27,465 --> 00:23:29,898
Why are we arguing? Let's talk business.

306
00:23:29,998 --> 00:23:32,832
Thank you. I'll see you later, Lew.

307
00:23:33,731 --> 00:23:35,600
Let's go, Buddy.

308
00:23:36,099 --> 00:23:37,968
Some son of a bitch graffiti punk...

309
00:23:38,068 --> 00:23:41,665
...has been spray-painting
the walls of my apartment buildings.

310
00:23:42,565 --> 00:23:45,209
I could certainly help you with that.
I know many of the taggers...

311
00:23:45,309 --> 00:23:48,032
...in the neighborhood, the only
problem is, you still owe me money.

312
00:23:48,132 --> 00:23:51,366
Aw, Steve, I can't pay you for that. You
understand, it's the principle of the thing.

313
00:23:51,466 --> 00:23:55,365
Steve! We're getting the band
back together, bro!

314
00:23:55,465 --> 00:23:57,631
- Great! Yeah!
- My man!

315
00:23:57,731 --> 00:24:00,513
Taylor Swift saved the music industry!

316
00:24:01,332 --> 00:24:04,066
- Who the hell is that?
- No clue.

317
00:24:04,166 --> 00:24:06,181
I'll sell you the house back.

318
00:24:07,764 --> 00:24:10,299
- My parent's house?
- Yeah.

319
00:24:10,399 --> 00:24:15,028
You'll sell it back to me?
At the same price they sold it to you for?

320
00:24:15,499 --> 00:24:18,192
Come on, Stevie, you're killing me, man.

321
00:24:18,292 --> 00:24:22,299
I mean, this is Silicon Beach now.
You realize what I could get for that house?

322
00:24:22,399 --> 00:24:24,280
No deal.

323
00:24:25,298 --> 00:24:27,148
Ten percent more.

324
00:24:32,898 --> 00:24:35,031
I can see this is
really important to you, Lew.

325
00:24:35,131 --> 00:24:36,932
What gave it away?

326
00:24:37,631 --> 00:24:40,276
- I want it in writing.
- You're killin' me.

327
00:24:40,376 --> 00:24:43,081
Fine, let's go. I gotta show it to you.

328
00:24:46,132 --> 00:24:48,500
Holy Christ.

329
00:24:48,599 --> 00:24:50,540
LEW: See what I mean?

330
00:24:50,639 --> 00:24:54,002
- I like it.
- You could see how I might not.

331
00:24:54,532 --> 00:24:56,898
STEVE: He's really captured your essence.

332
00:24:56,998 --> 00:25:00,738
- Why don't you just paint over it?
- I painted over it four times.

333
00:25:00,838 --> 00:25:03,279
You should have seen the other shit,
it was filthier than this.

334
00:25:03,379 --> 00:25:06,387
- I can't imagine anything filthier than this.
- Just get it done, Steve...

335
00:25:06,487 --> 00:25:08,766
...if you want your parent's house back.

336
00:25:09,266 --> 00:25:11,114
Just pay me.

337
00:25:13,999 --> 00:25:17,232
Don't look at that, come here,
don't look at that.

338
00:25:17,332 --> 00:25:19,382
(SURF ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)

339
00:25:25,432 --> 00:25:28,800
- How about this?
- Cash only, no checks.

340
00:25:28,900 --> 00:25:30,815
And that's on sale.

341
00:25:30,915 --> 00:25:32,799
Great, thanks.

342
00:25:32,899 --> 00:25:37,250
She can take my shop,
but I'm not leaving her anything.

343
00:25:38,332 --> 00:25:41,550
- Yeah.
- I'm letting it go.

344
00:25:43,565 --> 00:25:46,581
You do that, pal, let it all go.

345
00:25:58,865 --> 00:26:02,966
JOHN: <i>Now, normally by this time, Steve's
already had about eight cups of coffee...</i>

346
00:26:03,066 --> 00:26:05,772
<i>and he doesn't really handle
the caffeine all that well.</i>

347
00:26:05,872 --> 00:26:09,312
<i>So, a little secret between you and I
is I switched the brew in our office...</i>

348
00:26:09,412 --> 00:26:12,216
<i>...with decaf, you know,
to take the edge off.</i>

349
00:26:12,316 --> 00:26:15,669
STEVE: John. Have you seen a picture
around here, a picture of my house?

350
00:26:15,769 --> 00:26:17,912
- Wow, this is good coffee.
- Uh...

351
00:26:18,445 --> 00:26:21,216
...the Samoans called looking for you.

352
00:26:21,316 --> 00:26:24,416
I said that you were very sorry.

353
00:26:24,515 --> 00:26:27,449
Good. You didn't give them
the address to the office, right?

354
00:26:27,548 --> 00:26:28,682
- No.
- Good.

355
00:26:28,782 --> 00:26:30,682
Although, I'm sure if they...

356
00:26:30,782 --> 00:26:33,398
...were to do any type
of light investigating...

357
00:26:33,497 --> 00:26:35,784
...they could find out where it is.

358
00:26:38,850 --> 00:26:40,915
What about the picture?

359
00:26:41,015 --> 00:26:43,812
It's a picture of my family's house.

360
00:26:43,912 --> 00:26:46,848
No. Look, the insurance company
said they won't pay...

361
00:26:46,948 --> 00:26:49,782
...until you get a couple things sorted out.

362
00:26:50,182 --> 00:26:52,849
A picture of my parent's house.

363
00:26:52,949 --> 00:26:54,934
- Yeah, I haven't seen it.
- It was on my desk.

364
00:26:55,034 --> 00:26:58,416
Okay, still, no house. The insurance
company said that we won't get paid...

365
00:26:58,515 --> 00:27:01,208
- ...until we, you know, file them.
- Mm-hm.

366
00:27:01,308 --> 00:27:04,362
- We're on a new case now.
- Great.

367
00:27:04,461 --> 00:27:08,715
Lew the Jew, all his apartment buildings,
you're getting graffiti all over the place.

368
00:27:08,815 --> 00:27:13,497
- There's a month of my life down the drain.
- The house, it was on my... it was right...

369
00:27:15,749 --> 00:27:18,182
- Sorry, this is it right here.
- Oh.

370
00:27:18,282 --> 00:27:21,782
Oh, well, let's see
what this photo is all about.

371
00:27:21,882 --> 00:27:25,916
This is me as a kid. Look, seven years
old right there. I'm holding the dog.

372
00:27:26,016 --> 00:27:28,116
- JOHN: That's you?
- Yeah.

373
00:27:28,216 --> 00:27:30,049
You're such a fat kid.

374
00:27:30,149 --> 00:27:32,815
You know, my parent's fed me
all the wrong food, but...

375
00:27:32,915 --> 00:27:37,649
Yeah, a lot of it, too. Looks like you
might've had a third brother that you ate.

376
00:27:37,749 --> 00:27:40,082
Surprised you didn't eat the dog.

377
00:27:40,182 --> 00:27:44,602
Just because of how big you are.
But you're good now, so...

378
00:27:44,702 --> 00:27:47,781
Do you know any graffiti artists around here?

379
00:27:47,881 --> 00:27:50,415
- No, not personally...
- Then you should find some, how about that?

380
00:27:50,515 --> 00:27:53,864
Yeah, sure, definitely,
I'll find some graffiti artists.

381
00:27:56,949 --> 00:28:00,235
- You should get more of this coffee, too.
- Yep, definitely.

382
00:28:01,748 --> 00:28:04,849
- DAVE: Steve... I need you.
- (CAR HORN HONKING)

383
00:28:04,949 --> 00:28:07,150
I lost a lot of this weight right away.

384
00:28:08,049 --> 00:28:09,864
Come on, Buddy.

385
00:28:12,381 --> 00:28:15,612
You also lost a lot
of that hair right away, too.

386
00:28:16,381 --> 00:28:17,615
- Steve.
- Hey.

387
00:28:17,715 --> 00:28:19,249
I need your help.

388
00:28:19,348 --> 00:28:20,822
- All right, when?
- Right now.

389
00:28:20,922 --> 00:28:22,682
- Right now?
- Right now.

390
00:28:22,782 --> 00:28:24,782
You know why.

391
00:28:24,882 --> 00:28:26,914
I'm desperate.

392
00:28:27,581 --> 00:28:31,481
Okay. All right, Buddy,
in the back, up we go.

393
00:28:31,581 --> 00:28:34,198
- Right now, huh?
- Yep.

394
00:28:34,482 --> 00:28:36,330
STEVE: Stay low, Buddy.

395
00:28:38,815 --> 00:28:43,016
Put this in your ear, you'll be able to
hear me talking to you the whole time.

396
00:28:43,782 --> 00:28:45,349
Okay.

397
00:28:45,979 --> 00:28:49,399
- You sure you want to go through with this?
- I have to, Steve.

398
00:28:49,499 --> 00:28:51,116
The first sign of trouble,
you get the fuck out of there.

399
00:28:51,216 --> 00:28:53,560
- I know, I will.
- I'm not kidding.

400
00:29:07,481 --> 00:29:09,530
Wish me luck.

401
00:29:20,315 --> 00:29:22,015
- DAVE: (OVER SPEAKER) <i>May I?</i>
- ANNE: (OVER SPEAKER) <i>Hi, Dave.</i>

402
00:29:22,115 --> 00:29:23,698
DAVE: <i>Anne.</i>

403
00:29:32,115 --> 00:29:34,762
You need to sign the divorce papers, Dave.

404
00:29:35,281 --> 00:29:40,698
STEVE: <i>Don't sign anything.
Repeat, do not sign anything, Dave.</i>

405
00:29:42,500 --> 00:29:44,540
(INAUDIBLE)

406
00:30:04,715 --> 00:30:06,370
Dave!

407
00:30:08,215 --> 00:30:10,815
I'll give you the surf shop, you can have it.

408
00:30:10,915 --> 00:30:14,348
STEVE: <i>Don't do it. Get up and walk away.</i>

409
00:30:14,448 --> 00:30:16,474
You won't reconsider?

410
00:30:18,414 --> 00:30:20,297
It's done.

411
00:30:37,082 --> 00:30:39,116
Dave, it's done!

412
00:30:39,615 --> 00:30:41,482
STEVE: <i>Careful, buddy.</i>

413
00:30:42,381 --> 00:30:45,815
I'm going to sign these papers
because I've learned how to let go.

414
00:30:45,915 --> 00:30:47,741
STEVE: <i>Oh, no.</i>

415
00:30:47,841 --> 00:30:51,813
And if you think you deserve everything
I've ever worked for...

416
00:30:51,913 --> 00:30:56,215
...then I want you to have it,
including the surf shop.

417
00:30:56,315 --> 00:31:01,550
STEVE: <i>No, no, Dave.
Don't sign anything, stop, stop.</i>

418
00:31:19,149 --> 00:31:20,797
I told him.

419
00:31:31,381 --> 00:31:33,197
I think I fucked up.

420
00:31:34,548 --> 00:31:36,398
It'll be okay.

421
00:31:46,715 --> 00:31:48,564
Come on, Buddy.

422
00:31:51,681 --> 00:31:54,128
You're gonna be spending
some time with Taylor.

423
00:31:57,381 --> 00:32:00,664
Not forever. Come on.

424
00:32:06,648 --> 00:32:09,330
That a boy. Go knock on the door.

425
00:33:15,248 --> 00:33:16,982
How ya doin'?

426
00:33:17,081 --> 00:33:20,028
I'm okay. How are you?

427
00:33:22,548 --> 00:33:24,664
You know that I think of you as a son.

428
00:33:27,110 --> 00:33:29,138
I did not know that, but thank you.

429
00:33:29,238 --> 00:33:33,549
I guess I feel like, sometimes
I think of you as a father...

430
00:33:33,649 --> 00:33:35,412
...in a way...

431
00:33:36,876 --> 00:33:40,015
- ...a very intimidating father.
- I'm gonna need your help, John.

432
00:33:40,114 --> 00:33:43,448
Okay, what, like out in the field?

433
00:33:43,548 --> 00:33:46,654
You're gonna go out there and you're gonna
find out whoever's painting these murals...

434
00:33:46,754 --> 00:33:50,546
- ...on Lew the Jew's walls.
- I checked out all the taggers in the city.

435
00:33:50,646 --> 00:33:53,578
I got nothing.
The guy doesn't leave a signature.

436
00:33:53,678 --> 00:33:57,281
Maybe he's not a tagger,
maybe this guy's a trained artist.

437
00:33:57,781 --> 00:34:01,024
- Okay, yeah, sure, yeah, that fits.
- And, John...

438
00:34:01,124 --> 00:34:03,130
...wear extra underpants.

439
00:34:04,481 --> 00:34:05,997
Why?

440
00:34:07,348 --> 00:34:08,915
Why?

441
00:34:09,014 --> 00:34:11,865
Why do I have to wear extra underpants?

442
00:34:11,965 --> 00:34:13,716
That's the discipline.

443
00:34:14,615 --> 00:34:17,448
I'm sorry, sorry,
it's part of being a detective...

444
00:34:17,548 --> 00:34:19,877
...to wear multiple pairs of underwear?

445
00:34:20,581 --> 00:34:24,197
Do you have multiple pairs
of underwear on right now?

446
00:34:25,514 --> 00:34:27,117
That's my secret.

447
00:34:28,648 --> 00:34:30,214
Cool.

448
00:34:30,314 --> 00:34:33,930
- Get yourself ready.
- Classic father figure.

449
00:34:54,748 --> 00:34:57,176
Jesus Christ, Nola.

450
00:34:57,280 --> 00:35:01,186
No, this has gotta stop, okay?
It really does.

451
00:35:01,836 --> 00:35:05,680
It's over. I cannot see you anymore.

452
00:35:06,715 --> 00:35:09,530
I just had to see you.

453
00:35:13,648 --> 00:35:15,515
NOLA: Baby, oh...

454
00:35:15,615 --> 00:35:17,648
(MOANING)

455
00:35:18,247 --> 00:35:20,749
- (PHONE RINGING)
- NOLA: Steve, don't answer that.

456
00:35:20,849 --> 00:35:22,449
- This is Taylor.
- Who's Taylor?

457
00:35:22,549 --> 00:35:25,080
Hold on. Hey, honey, hi, how are you doing?

458
00:35:25,180 --> 00:35:27,004
- TAYLOR: <i>Uncle Steve.</i>
- NOLA: I want you right now.

459
00:35:27,104 --> 00:35:30,148
- <i>Who's that?
</i>- Oh, that's the maid, she slipped and fell.

460
00:35:30,248 --> 00:35:32,198
TAYLOR:
<i>We've been robbed, they took everything!</i>

461
00:35:32,298 --> 00:35:34,174
You got what?

462
00:35:35,115 --> 00:35:39,314
They took everything, the TV,
the stereo, Taylor's Xbox.

463
00:35:39,414 --> 00:35:41,590
I can't believe it, they took Buddy!

464
00:35:44,181 --> 00:35:46,648
STEVE:
Try to stay calm and wait for the cops.

465
00:35:46,748 --> 00:35:49,014
- Well, where are you going?
- I'm gonna go and get my dog.

466
00:35:49,114 --> 00:35:52,586
- Our dog.
- Our dog! Don't leave!

467
00:36:07,048 --> 00:36:08,881
- Rajeesh.
- I didn't see anything.

468
00:36:08,981 --> 00:36:11,214
- See what?
- Anything.

469
00:36:11,314 --> 00:36:13,648
- What the fuck you talking...
- No.

470
00:36:13,748 --> 00:36:16,648
Doesn't matter what it is. I'm not trying
to get into any more trouble, Steve.

471
00:36:16,748 --> 00:36:18,549
- Well, can I...
- No!

472
00:36:19,048 --> 00:36:21,348
Your security camera is pointing
right down my street.

473
00:36:21,448 --> 00:36:24,931
- They hate me in this neighborhood.
- Who hates you? You are beloved.

474
00:36:25,031 --> 00:36:28,280
Not all of them, okay, but I'm the outsider.

475
00:36:29,581 --> 00:36:31,864
They stole my dog, Buddy.

476
00:36:31,964 --> 00:36:35,225
- A delicacy in my country, right?
- I never said that.

477
00:36:35,325 --> 00:36:39,015
- You thought it. $200.
- $200?

478
00:36:39,115 --> 00:36:42,083
That's how much it costs
to betray my neighbor.

479
00:36:43,704 --> 00:36:45,796
What is it coming to?

480
00:36:56,398 --> 00:36:59,647
- How about $80?
- Fine. Loser.

481
00:37:09,581 --> 00:37:13,496
Two guys, druggies, they tried
to trade their stuff for some beer.

482
00:37:13,596 --> 00:37:17,263
They had your dog. I've seen them
hanging out down by the boardwalk.

483
00:37:19,681 --> 00:37:22,963
- You're a good neighbor.
- Fuck you, Steve.

484
00:37:23,814 --> 00:37:25,898
(MUSIC FADES UP)

485
00:37:34,128 --> 00:37:37,470
Hey, dickhead, can I hit that?

486
00:37:39,281 --> 00:37:40,615
What'd you call us?

487
00:37:40,715 --> 00:37:44,800
Actually, what I meant to say was
dickheads. Dickhead one, dickhead two.

488
00:37:44,900 --> 00:37:47,672
- Hey, fuck you, man!
- How's that?

489
00:37:47,772 --> 00:37:49,823
- Hey, what's your problem, bro!
- You're my problem.

490
00:37:49,923 --> 00:37:52,857
- You broke my nose, fag!
- Oh, shut up, who cares?

491
00:37:52,957 --> 00:37:54,812
- Where's my fucking dog?
- He ran away.

492
00:37:54,912 --> 00:37:57,967
- Yeah, he ran away. He ran away.
- What do you mean, he ran away?

493
00:37:58,067 --> 00:38:00,428
We gave him to our dealer,
our dealer has him.

494
00:38:00,528 --> 00:38:02,382
- What's his name?
- I don't know the dog's name!

495
00:38:02,482 --> 00:38:04,615
Not the dog's name, idiot!
What's your dealer's name?

496
00:38:04,715 --> 00:38:07,153
Spyder, his name is Spyder!

497
00:38:07,253 --> 00:38:09,263
(MUSIC CONTINUES)

498
00:38:12,481 --> 00:38:14,303
Buddy's collar?

499
00:38:17,980 --> 00:38:20,464
Never fuck with a man's dog.

500
00:38:31,780 --> 00:38:33,984
Fuck me sideways.

501
00:38:34,084 --> 00:38:36,098
(MUSIC CONTINUES)

502
00:38:41,214 --> 00:38:43,029
Hey, guys.

503
00:38:47,947 --> 00:38:52,417
Spyder? Hey, Spyder, it's me,
Steve, you remember?

504
00:38:55,348 --> 00:38:59,514
I felt really bad about crashing the car
through your garage door.

505
00:38:59,614 --> 00:39:02,149
Brought you this delicious basket of muf...

506
00:39:08,214 --> 00:39:10,248
(FORCED STRUGGLE)

507
00:39:11,047 --> 00:39:15,663
You got some grande fucking cojones
showing your face around here again, bro.

508
00:39:17,930 --> 00:39:21,179
- What time is it?
- Time to fuck you up again, yo.

509
00:39:29,381 --> 00:39:31,429
That fucker knocked himself out.

510
00:39:36,780 --> 00:39:38,363
Mmm.

511
00:39:39,548 --> 00:39:41,948
Hey, what is this?

512
00:39:42,847 --> 00:39:44,713
Banana walnut.

513
00:39:45,113 --> 00:39:47,631
It's got a hint of cinnamon, yo.

514
00:39:48,814 --> 00:39:50,896
So, why you here, <i>loco</i>?

515
00:39:52,448 --> 00:39:54,321
There's this girl.

516
00:39:54,939 --> 00:39:58,012
It's my niece, Taylor, just turned 15.

517
00:39:58,112 --> 00:40:02,248
She's a sweet girl. Does good in school,
she's smart, she's happy, she's funny.

518
00:40:02,348 --> 00:40:05,081
Out of nowhere,
her dad picks up and takes off.

519
00:40:05,181 --> 00:40:07,647
Just goes to try and find himself,
whatever that means.

520
00:40:07,747 --> 00:40:11,548
So now, I just... I look after
Taylor and her mom, Katey.

521
00:40:11,647 --> 00:40:15,198
- What the fuck this gotta do with anything?
- Let him finish.

522
00:40:15,490 --> 00:40:17,311
Go, bro.

523
00:40:17,411 --> 00:40:19,869
Last night, their house got robbed.

524
00:40:20,648 --> 00:40:24,615
They took that TV,
that stereo system and that Xbox.

525
00:40:24,914 --> 00:40:28,397
But the most important thing
that they took was my dog.

526
00:40:28,781 --> 00:40:30,348
Buddy.

527
00:40:30,518 --> 00:40:32,448
- This dog?
- That is my dog.

528
00:40:32,548 --> 00:40:35,282
I didn't steal this dog, okay?
I didn't steal this dog.

529
00:40:35,382 --> 00:40:37,231
Shut up.

530
00:40:37,780 --> 00:40:40,420
Yo, we didn't steal no dog.

531
00:40:41,245 --> 00:40:43,348
- The dog was a gift.
- Uh-huh.

532
00:40:43,448 --> 00:40:47,256
Nevertheless, this dog
is the only thing that my niece...

533
00:40:47,356 --> 00:40:49,430
...gets any comfort from.

534
00:40:53,681 --> 00:40:56,301
- So, you want the dog back?
- I'm not giving you the dog back!

535
00:40:56,401 --> 00:40:59,381
- Shut up.
- It's the only thing I want.

536
00:40:59,481 --> 00:41:02,181
Okay then, <i>ese.</i> You can have the dog back.

537
00:41:02,281 --> 00:41:04,929
- No!
- Yes. (SHUSHING)

538
00:41:07,348 --> 00:41:09,548
It's only gonna cost you $3,000.

539
00:41:09,647 --> 00:41:12,081
- $3,000?
- $4,000.

540
00:41:12,181 --> 00:41:14,349
- You just said, $3,000.
- You just fucked up my window.

541
00:41:14,449 --> 00:41:17,746
- You gave that dog to me.
- <i>Cállate.</i>

542
00:41:20,913 --> 00:41:25,295
You give me four grand for the car,
the window and the garage...

543
00:41:25,395 --> 00:41:29,025
...and I'll throw the dog in because
the story of the little <i>niña...</i>

544
00:41:29,125 --> 00:41:30,848
...touched my heart, bro.

545
00:41:30,948 --> 00:41:34,548
- I don't have that kind of money.
- Then I'll fucking kill you.

546
00:41:34,648 --> 00:41:38,183
- Then I can get it.
- You got 24 hours, Holmes.

547
00:41:39,541 --> 00:41:41,600
That's my dog, Spyder.

548
00:41:47,881 --> 00:41:49,956
(MUSIC PLAYING)

549
00:41:58,415 --> 00:42:03,348
JOHN: <i>Ah, Yuri, Venice's local loan
shark and ruthless son of a bitch.</i>

550
00:42:03,448 --> 00:42:07,381
<i>Everybody knows, he is the last person
you want to borrow money from.</i>

551
00:42:07,481 --> 00:42:10,848
<i>He's also the last person you want
to see on a beach wearing a bikini.</i>

552
00:42:10,948 --> 00:42:12,315
I love this country.

553
00:42:12,514 --> 00:42:14,915
JOHN:
<i>He only gives you a day to pay him back.</i>

554
00:42:15,015 --> 00:42:19,681
<i>What kind of person borrows money from a guy
who only gives you a day to pay him back?</i>

555
00:42:19,781 --> 00:42:21,581
- How's it going, Yuri?
- (JOHN SIGHS)

556
00:42:21,681 --> 00:42:23,885
Eh, it takes patience.

557
00:42:23,985 --> 00:42:27,658
So, how much money you looking for?

558
00:42:28,214 --> 00:42:32,048
- $5,000.
- On the phone you said, $4,000.

559
00:42:32,148 --> 00:42:36,565
I figured if I ask for four,
I should probably ask for five. Right?

560
00:42:37,381 --> 00:42:40,248
So, how you figure
on paying this monies back?

561
00:42:40,348 --> 00:42:43,038
Yuri, it's me, Steve,
you know I'm good for it.

562
00:42:43,138 --> 00:42:47,191
- (METAL DETECTOR BEEPS)
- Whoa, oh, oh! Wait, wait, wait.

563
00:42:47,291 --> 00:42:48,451
(LAUGHS)

564
00:42:48,550 --> 00:42:50,473
- Huh!
- A Casio!

565
00:42:50,573 --> 00:42:53,021
I need this, I'm awful with time.

566
00:42:54,714 --> 00:42:59,923
Listen, you ever heard
of the, uh, Belarus Bowtie?

567
00:43:01,048 --> 00:43:03,281
First you cut off the testicles...

568
00:43:03,880 --> 00:43:06,149
...then you shove them down throat.

569
00:43:07,547 --> 00:43:10,967
Then you have incision here and here.

570
00:43:11,067 --> 00:43:15,086
You pop the balls out and it looks like a...

571
00:43:15,186 --> 00:43:18,663
- Bowtie?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah. Very formal.

572
00:43:19,748 --> 00:43:23,447
Listen, Stevie, I like you, you're funny.

573
00:43:23,547 --> 00:43:25,580
I loan you money...

574
00:43:25,710 --> 00:43:29,515
...but you pay me back
or you have scrotum bowtie.

575
00:43:29,615 --> 00:43:31,197
"Ponimayu?"

576
00:43:32,981 --> 00:43:34,554
Da.

577
00:43:34,654 --> 00:43:37,349
- Scrotum Bowtie.
- Mm-hm.

578
00:43:37,948 --> 00:43:39,581
- Good luck.
- Thank you.

579
00:43:39,681 --> 00:43:41,038
See you soon.

580
00:43:41,138 --> 00:43:43,138
(MUSIC PLAYING)

581
00:43:45,781 --> 00:43:46,981
LEW: So, Steve...

582
00:43:47,081 --> 00:43:50,704
...I just got off the phone with my brokers
and it turns out that the Chinese group...

583
00:43:50,804 --> 00:43:54,714
...that's interested in buying my apartment
complex is getting a little skittish...

584
00:43:54,814 --> 00:43:57,231
- ...about the graffiti situation.
- Yeah...

585
00:43:57,331 --> 00:43:59,628
...the graffiti situation
is getting skittishy.

586
00:43:59,728 --> 00:44:03,215
They're cutting their offer by half, Steve.

587
00:44:03,315 --> 00:44:07,514
So, here's the thing, okay? You find
this graffiti kid in the next two days...

588
00:44:07,614 --> 00:44:10,081
...and you guarantee me no graffiti
through the end of escrow...

589
00:44:10,181 --> 00:44:13,215
...and I will sell you this house
for what I paid for it.

590
00:44:13,315 --> 00:44:15,818
- That's really generous, Lew.
- Mm-hm, it is.

591
00:44:15,919 --> 00:44:19,880
Look, the way I see it, you're probably
looking at a loss of eight figures...

592
00:44:19,980 --> 00:44:24,114
...if I don't find this guy. But if you
don't want my help, I understand.

593
00:44:24,214 --> 00:44:27,647
- I'm sure you...
- Okay, okay, yeah, I get it, okay.

594
00:44:28,147 --> 00:44:30,278
Find the guy and I'll give you
the fuckin' house!

595
00:44:30,377 --> 00:44:34,748
You see? Give, take, and everybody's happy.

596
00:44:34,848 --> 00:44:39,297
I'm not happy. This is not happy.
Catch the fucker.

597
00:44:50,315 --> 00:44:53,781
Steve? Hi, it's John,
sorry to leave this on your voicemail...

598
00:44:53,881 --> 00:44:58,679
...but I'm just looking at a picture of
one of the murals from Lew's building...

599
00:44:59,725 --> 00:45:02,248
...and, okay, yes...

600
00:45:02,347 --> 00:45:05,814
...I give the piece as a whole,
seven out of ten.

601
00:45:05,914 --> 00:45:08,815
The scrotum shading, the veins...

602
00:45:08,915 --> 00:45:12,582
...and it's like the whole thing
just follows you.

603
00:45:13,381 --> 00:45:15,215
So, here's what I'm gonna do.

604
00:45:15,315 --> 00:45:17,744
JOHN: (NARRATING) <i>I'm gonna go
to all the local art galleries...</i>

605
00:45:17,844 --> 00:45:22,448
<i>...show them the picture,
just try to absorb as much cock as I can.</i>

606
00:45:23,148 --> 00:45:25,031
In, uh...

607
00:45:25,655 --> 00:45:28,880
...ocularly, through my eyes, not...

608
00:45:29,379 --> 00:45:33,948
All right, well... I'm gonna go hop on
this and I'll check in with you later.

609
00:45:34,048 --> 00:45:37,095
Jesus, man, that was bad.

610
00:45:46,114 --> 00:45:50,410
Hey, uh... I'm wondering
if I can ask you about an artist.

611
00:45:50,510 --> 00:45:52,948
- Sure.
- Okay.

612
00:45:53,547 --> 00:45:57,081
I gotta warn you, it's a little racy.

613
00:45:57,181 --> 00:46:00,948
Ah, yes! Salvatore Lopez, that's the artist.

614
00:46:01,048 --> 00:46:03,747
- Salvatore Lopez, are you sure?
- I'm positive.

615
00:46:03,847 --> 00:46:05,919
- You sure?
- Yes.

616
00:46:06,019 --> 00:46:09,547
Look, you see how the veins follow you?

617
00:46:09,647 --> 00:46:12,480
- Yes, I do.
- It's him.

618
00:46:12,580 --> 00:46:14,948
And the, uh, scrotal shading, it's...

619
00:46:15,048 --> 00:46:17,181
I mean, it's classic Salvatore. Perfect.

620
00:46:17,280 --> 00:46:19,248
- Classic Salvatore?
- Absolutely, yes.

621
00:46:19,347 --> 00:46:21,714
Classic Salvatore... where can I find him?

622
00:46:21,814 --> 00:46:24,182
- Hm, why?
- Just 'cause I'm a big fan...

623
00:46:24,281 --> 00:46:26,914
...and I'm actually looking
to commission a mural.

624
00:46:27,014 --> 00:46:30,292
Okay, well, leave me your number,
I'll see what I can do.

625
00:46:33,148 --> 00:46:36,981
STEVE: Hey, Spyder, got it, four grand.

626
00:46:37,380 --> 00:46:40,263
Four grand. Where's my dog?

627
00:46:42,547 --> 00:46:45,814
Bad news, fucker. Your dog's gone.

628
00:46:45,914 --> 00:46:48,048
Gone? How gone?

629
00:46:48,148 --> 00:46:50,614
All the way gone. Lupe, that bitch, took him.

630
00:46:50,714 --> 00:46:52,860
What are you talking about.
You just took my money!

631
00:46:52,960 --> 00:46:55,235
This was for the car,
the window and the garage.

632
00:46:55,335 --> 00:46:57,552
I was gonna throw the little dog in for free.

633
00:46:59,247 --> 00:47:03,416
You think I'm some kind of fucking idiot?
Get me my dog or I'm gonna go crazy!

634
00:47:08,380 --> 00:47:12,158
- The dog's just gone, is that it!
- Hey, bro? Bro?

635
00:47:12,925 --> 00:47:15,801
Don't think I don't have
fucking nice people in my house!

636
00:47:15,901 --> 00:47:18,610
- You really are crazy.
- They've been to places that you've never been to!

637
00:47:18,710 --> 00:47:21,774
- I can see that, fucker.
- A lot of mental illness!

638
00:47:21,874 --> 00:47:25,088
- Hey, that's Taylor's TV, bro.
- What about Taylor?

639
00:47:25,188 --> 00:47:29,662
- What about Taylor!
- Yo. That's your little niece's TV, bro.

640
00:47:31,848 --> 00:47:33,563
Take a breath, bro.

641
00:47:39,580 --> 00:47:44,148
Listen, that bitch Lupe took your dog, hm?

642
00:47:44,247 --> 00:47:46,681
And a briefcase filled with my cocaine.

643
00:47:47,380 --> 00:47:51,646
You find her, you get my shit,
I'll give you your money back.

644
00:47:53,747 --> 00:47:55,589
How about this?

645
00:47:56,186 --> 00:47:59,364
How about I find your girl...

646
00:47:59,464 --> 00:48:02,433
...and your briefcase full of cocaine...

647
00:48:02,533 --> 00:48:04,412
...and you pay me triple the money.

648
00:48:04,512 --> 00:48:06,030
Pfft!

649
00:48:10,380 --> 00:48:14,582
Deal, fucker. But you better do it now,
before my drugs find a new distributor.

650
00:48:14,682 --> 00:48:17,098
- I'll get right on it.
- Listen...

651
00:48:17,197 --> 00:48:20,029
...wherever this bitch is,
your dog's there, too.

652
00:48:25,081 --> 00:48:27,180
What? She likes Knott's Berry Farms, Holmes.

653
00:48:27,280 --> 00:48:29,814
Knott's Berry Farm's been closed
for a long time, hasn't it?

654
00:48:29,914 --> 00:48:33,881
No, it's still open. That other bitch
in that picture is her sister, Consuela...

655
00:48:33,981 --> 00:48:37,081
...she sometimes hangs out
at my cousin's bar, <i>La Patronca.</i>

656
00:48:37,180 --> 00:48:39,114
Got an address on that?

657
00:48:39,613 --> 00:48:41,530
Fuckin' Google it, Holmes.

658
00:48:41,630 --> 00:48:42,386
(MACHINE BEEPS)

659
00:48:42,486 --> 00:48:44,981
JOHN: (OVER PHONE) <i>I need you
to run some recon for me. Okay, pal?</i>

660
00:48:45,081 --> 00:48:48,714
<i>The bar is La Patronca,
we're looking for a girl named Consuela.</i>

661
00:48:48,814 --> 00:48:52,281
<i>We find out where's she's staying,
and that will lead us to Lupe and the coke.</i>

662
00:48:52,381 --> 00:48:55,662
<i>And, John, try not to stand out, okay?</i>

663
00:48:58,780 --> 00:49:00,996
(RECORD NEEDLE SCRATCHING)

664
00:49:03,146 --> 00:49:05,193
(WHISTLING)

665
00:49:08,614 --> 00:49:13,261
Hector! Goddammit, what'd I tell you,
you're not a fucking DJ!

666
00:49:20,048 --> 00:49:24,050
Hey there, amigo.
Uh, quite a place you got here.

667
00:49:24,149 --> 00:49:26,010
Really nice. Um...

668
00:49:26,109 --> 00:49:30,934
...to start, I would like one of
your finest cervezas, <i>por favor.</i>

669
00:49:31,034 --> 00:49:35,863
I believe $2.00 should do it.
I don't want no gringo prices.

670
00:49:46,413 --> 00:49:48,245
Oh, my.

671
00:49:49,614 --> 00:49:51,862
Nice boots.

672
00:49:52,113 --> 00:49:54,730
Oh, thank you, thank you so much.

673
00:50:00,380 --> 00:50:02,122
Ah, you can keep the change.

674
00:50:04,280 --> 00:50:06,304
I'm also, uh...

675
00:50:06,777 --> 00:50:10,462
...I'm hoping you know something
about this girl right here.

676
00:50:17,714 --> 00:50:21,647
- Jesus.
- Why you asking? You a cop?

677
00:50:21,747 --> 00:50:26,529
No, no, I'm not a cop. No, no, no,
I'm just a friend, I'm just looking for her.

678
00:50:28,246 --> 00:50:30,662
She messing with you, too?

679
00:50:32,012 --> 00:50:36,696
No, not that I know of. No, it's nothing
personal, I just wanna talk to her.

680
00:50:38,313 --> 00:50:41,228
Okay... just had to check.

681
00:50:41,681 --> 00:50:43,481
Her name's Consuela.

682
00:50:43,981 --> 00:50:47,691
She lives at the Hollywood Premiere Motel
with her sister, Lupe.

683
00:50:49,179 --> 00:50:51,906
Oh, oh, wow, okay, uh...

684
00:50:52,005 --> 00:50:55,614
...great, that was a lot easier
than I thought it would be.

685
00:50:55,714 --> 00:50:57,995
Thank you, uh, <i>gracias.</i>

686
00:51:01,113 --> 00:51:03,614
Oh, he spit that pit on your floor.

687
00:51:03,714 --> 00:51:05,448
Uh, you know what...

688
00:51:05,548 --> 00:51:08,773
...that is legitimately
all I needed to know, so...

689
00:51:08,873 --> 00:51:12,881
...all right, I'm gonna let you keep that
and thank you so much for your time.

690
00:51:13,480 --> 00:51:17,820
You can actually have the beer,
that's for you, my tip.

691
00:51:17,920 --> 00:51:20,607
- Thanks.
- Be careful!

692
00:51:20,887 --> 00:51:23,234
- She plays mind games.
- Okay.

693
00:51:23,334 --> 00:51:26,481
- Takes hours to respond to texts.
- Oh, hello.

694
00:51:26,581 --> 00:51:29,815
One of the most annoying things
is that she'll make plans...

695
00:51:29,915 --> 00:51:32,147
...and then cancel them, day of.

696
00:51:32,747 --> 00:51:36,567
She'll invite you over to watch a movie
and then just wanna watch a movie!

697
00:51:36,667 --> 00:51:39,752
- Okay. Okay, I really, I gotta get going.
- Oh, and she's a Capricorn.

698
00:51:39,852 --> 00:51:41,694
Yo, if you find her...

699
00:51:41,794 --> 00:51:45,624
...tell her Rigaberto is thinking about her.

700
00:51:45,724 --> 00:51:49,150
I will. Good day, gentlemen.

701
00:51:50,114 --> 00:51:53,997
JOHN: <i>So, after my stellar detective work,
I pointed Steve in the direction...</i>

702
00:51:54,097 --> 00:51:58,762
<i>...of the Hollywood Premiere Motel
where Consuela was known to frequent.</i>

703
00:52:05,146 --> 00:52:07,896
Damn! Oh, my God.

704
00:52:12,413 --> 00:52:16,495
Hey, baby, I'm Mocha. You looking for a date?

705
00:52:17,912 --> 00:52:20,747
I... uh... I don't think so.

706
00:52:20,847 --> 00:52:24,295
What... you some kind of fag
or something, sweetie?

707
00:52:25,179 --> 00:52:27,462
No! What would... how...

708
00:52:29,213 --> 00:52:30,912
Mocha...

709
00:52:31,012 --> 00:52:33,100
...maybe you could help me.

710
00:52:34,314 --> 00:52:37,180
Have you seen this girl right here?

711
00:52:37,780 --> 00:52:40,013
What kind of Annie Oakley bullshit is that?

712
00:52:40,113 --> 00:52:44,513
Some kind of bullshit Knott's
Berry Farm picture. I don't know.

713
00:52:45,112 --> 00:52:47,980
Well, that one's Lupe, I've seen her.

714
00:52:48,080 --> 00:52:51,681
- Room 216.
- You didn't see a little dog, too, did you?

715
00:52:51,781 --> 00:52:54,247
Oh, that dog's got some bowel problems.

716
00:52:54,347 --> 00:52:56,947
- He doesn't have any bowel problems.
- He shits fuckin' everywhere!

717
00:52:57,047 --> 00:53:00,058
- It's a nervous disorder.
- Whatever.

718
00:53:00,947 --> 00:53:05,200
Now, if you change your mind...
Mocha will turn you out.

719
00:53:05,300 --> 00:53:06,715
I will noodle on that.

720
00:53:06,815 --> 00:53:09,848
Oh, I'm gonna noodle on you. Trust me.

721
00:53:10,946 --> 00:53:12,988
You cute.

722
00:53:13,647 --> 00:53:17,379
Okay, so, it is 8:36 p.m.

723
00:53:17,479 --> 00:53:20,947
I've got my stakeout provisions acquired.

724
00:53:21,547 --> 00:53:26,347
- I am headed to the lookout spot right now.
- Time to kick the tires and light the fire.

725
00:53:26,447 --> 00:53:27,680
- Hey.
- Hey.

726
00:53:27,780 --> 00:53:30,103
- John, right? Hi.
- Yeah, hi.

727
00:53:30,203 --> 00:53:34,348
- I'm John, my name's John. Hello.
- I know, we've met. I just said your name.

728
00:53:34,448 --> 00:53:38,847
Yeah, I'm sorry, I remember you, I'm just...
I'm not used to people remembering me.

729
00:53:38,947 --> 00:53:42,213
Well, how could I forget a guy
who followed me down a dark alley?

730
00:53:42,313 --> 00:53:45,313
I should have finished the job,
killed you there.

731
00:53:45,413 --> 00:53:46,781
Sorry, I wouldn't kill you.

732
00:53:46,880 --> 00:53:50,114
By the way,
were you just talking to yourself?

733
00:53:50,514 --> 00:53:54,880
Yeah... no... no, I was talking
into my phone here.

734
00:53:54,980 --> 00:53:56,781
- I take field notes.
- Cool.

735
00:53:56,880 --> 00:54:00,119
- Yeah.
- So are you following someone tonight?

736
00:54:03,711 --> 00:54:06,847
Actually, yes. I probably
shouldn't be mentioning this...

737
00:54:06,947 --> 00:54:10,947
...but, yeah, I got
a pretty sweet case going on.

738
00:54:11,047 --> 00:54:14,394
I'm following a graffiti artist
by the name of Salvatore Lopez.

739
00:54:14,494 --> 00:54:17,280
- Salvatore Lopez?
- Could be "Salvatoré", I don't really know.

740
00:54:17,380 --> 00:54:21,014
- I love him.
- You do? You know him?

741
00:54:21,114 --> 00:54:24,514
Yeah, of course,
he's like the Banksy of Venice.

742
00:54:24,614 --> 00:54:27,480
- Right.
- I would love to see what he looks like.

743
00:54:27,580 --> 00:54:31,223
- You and me both.
- Do you want some company?

744
00:54:33,979 --> 00:54:36,914
Yes, but you know it's just...

745
00:54:37,014 --> 00:54:40,046
...I mean, it's a stakeout,
it's sitting in a car.

746
00:54:40,146 --> 00:54:41,980
I don't mind.

747
00:54:42,979 --> 00:54:44,549
Okay.

748
00:54:45,144 --> 00:54:47,490
You have a very low bar for a fun evening.

749
00:54:48,113 --> 00:54:52,314
NOLA: Okay, my turn.
Fuck, marry, kill, Ellen DeGeneres...

750
00:54:52,414 --> 00:54:55,180
...Oprah or Kelly Ripa?

751
00:54:55,280 --> 00:54:58,532
Okay, uh, well, I'd fuck Oprah...

752
00:54:58,632 --> 00:55:01,643
...because she's beautiful,
she's a national treasure...

753
00:55:01,742 --> 00:55:05,714
...and if I do it right, I'll get a car!

754
00:55:05,813 --> 00:55:09,147
Look under your seats!
Then I guess I'd marry Ellen...

755
00:55:09,247 --> 00:55:12,414
...just because of the sense of humor,
you gotta want that in a wife.

756
00:55:12,514 --> 00:55:15,947
And she's got an endless supply
of sneakers and suits.

757
00:55:16,047 --> 00:55:18,947
- That's true.
- And will dance the day away.

758
00:55:19,047 --> 00:55:22,721
And then, I guess, I'd have to kill Kelly.

759
00:55:23,474 --> 00:55:27,070
Sweet, sweet Ripa. Only because...

760
00:55:27,170 --> 00:55:29,681
...that's the nature of the game,
and someone's gotta die.

761
00:55:29,780 --> 00:55:34,046
It would probably scar me for life,
it would ruin my marriage with Ellen, so...

762
00:55:34,146 --> 00:55:35,962
That's fair.

763
00:55:37,713 --> 00:55:39,648
(BOTH SIGH)

764
00:55:39,747 --> 00:55:44,813
It's so crazy to me that you, uh,
that you know Salvatore Lopez, that's...

765
00:55:44,913 --> 00:55:48,547
Yeah, he's great, I mean,
I love the way he combines...

766
00:55:48,647 --> 00:55:51,880
...the Japanese theory of Shuko
with a street-style aesthetic.

767
00:55:51,980 --> 00:55:53,847
Yes, yes.

768
00:55:53,947 --> 00:55:59,060
Plus, his intimate knowledge with
the male anatomy. It's very sensual.

769
00:55:59,160 --> 00:56:01,981
- And the way the veins follow your eyes.
- Yeah, yeah.

770
00:56:02,081 --> 00:56:04,779
- And the scrotal shading.
- Shut up.

771
00:56:08,913 --> 00:56:11,473
You know, you're kind of cute.

772
00:56:13,813 --> 00:56:17,014
Well, I've been told I'm a bit
of a young Roger Daltrey...

773
00:56:17,114 --> 00:56:19,429
...if he spent a lot of time with computers.

774
00:56:34,513 --> 00:56:36,380
NOLA: Oh, John.

775
00:56:36,480 --> 00:56:38,530
(JOHN MOANING)

776
00:56:40,060 --> 00:56:42,063
(MUSIC PLAYING)

777
00:57:01,980 --> 00:57:06,713
- Ooh, it's my little noodle.
- Hey. Mm-mm. Ladies.

778
00:57:06,813 --> 00:57:08,729
I like watching you walk away.

779
00:57:18,180 --> 00:57:20,201
(WOMAN MOANING)

780
00:57:44,180 --> 00:57:46,196
(SCRATCHING ON DOOR)

781
00:57:48,346 --> 00:57:51,114
Buddy! Aw, man, come on.

782
00:57:51,214 --> 00:57:54,080
There you go. Did you miss me?

783
00:57:54,180 --> 00:57:57,696
Aw, come here, pal... take a little rest.

784
00:58:03,047 --> 00:58:05,447
What do you think you're doing
in my girl Lupe's room?

785
00:58:05,547 --> 00:58:07,762
Dog walker... they didn't tell you?

786
00:58:09,514 --> 00:58:12,562
You don't look like no dog walker to me.

787
00:58:13,746 --> 00:58:15,329
Really?

788
00:58:17,546 --> 00:58:19,429
That's all you got, baby?

789
00:58:24,147 --> 00:58:25,447
(WHINES)

790
00:58:25,546 --> 00:58:28,147
GIGI:
See, I came to this town with a dream...

791
00:58:28,247 --> 00:58:31,129
...make-up artist to all the stars and shit.

792
00:58:32,780 --> 00:58:35,381
Then I got side-tracked when I met Henry.

793
00:58:35,481 --> 00:58:38,380
He was sweet as molasses.

794
00:58:38,480 --> 00:58:42,128
He took good care of me.
Loved me for what I was.

795
00:58:44,314 --> 00:58:46,381
Good man like that's hard to find.

796
00:58:46,481 --> 00:58:48,296
Don't I know it, girl.

797
00:58:50,080 --> 00:58:51,980
What happened to him?

798
00:58:52,080 --> 00:58:53,929
Oh, I killed him.

799
00:58:57,180 --> 00:58:59,980
There... what do you think, sugar?

800
00:59:00,579 --> 00:59:04,229
- I feel really special.
- Yeah, I knew you would.

801
00:59:06,930 --> 00:59:08,510
Whew!

802
00:59:09,058 --> 00:59:11,075
You know what I think is next?

803
00:59:11,679 --> 00:59:13,528
A ride home?

804
00:59:17,347 --> 00:59:19,482
We gonna have to give you a shave, baby.

805
00:59:22,713 --> 00:59:24,620
I'll be right back.

806
00:59:25,280 --> 00:59:28,747
Come on, sweetness, let's move
little doggie to the bathroom...

807
00:59:28,847 --> 00:59:31,263
...before it shits all over the bed.

808
00:59:43,084 --> 00:59:46,301
Gonna have some fun... mm-mm-mm.

809
00:59:47,314 --> 00:59:51,113
Now, don't be wiggling around on me
'cause I'd hate to cut off what...

810
00:59:51,213 --> 00:59:53,662
...little you got down there, baby.

811
00:59:59,380 --> 01:00:01,411
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)

812
01:00:02,047 --> 01:00:05,014
Here you go, Buddy. Here boy,
here you go, pal, come here.

813
01:00:05,114 --> 01:00:07,880
Come on, let's go. Here we go.

814
01:00:07,980 --> 01:00:10,562
Get your ass back here now!

815
01:00:11,446 --> 01:00:13,561
You broke my nose!

816
01:00:13,780 --> 01:00:15,583
(GROANS)

817
01:00:16,318 --> 01:00:17,701
GIGI: Girls!

818
01:00:18,780 --> 01:00:20,947
STEVE: Run, Buddy, I'll find you!

819
01:00:24,354 --> 01:00:27,428
Come back here! Come back here, motherfucker!

820
01:00:28,080 --> 01:00:29,962
Let's get him!

821
01:00:32,713 --> 01:00:34,528
Get that motherfucker!

822
01:00:43,479 --> 01:00:46,314
Come on, girls! Let's get him! Get him!

823
01:00:46,413 --> 01:00:49,228
We're gonna kick your ass! Open that car!

824
01:00:49,580 --> 01:00:51,440
Get out of that car right now!

825
01:00:51,540 --> 01:00:53,963
(ENGINE STARTING)

826
01:01:00,713 --> 01:01:02,562
He was kinda cute.

827
01:01:15,547 --> 01:01:17,047
Hey.

828
01:01:17,846 --> 01:01:20,780
- Hello.
- Hey, fellas, how you doing?

829
01:01:20,880 --> 01:01:23,613
You borrow money, you pay money back.

830
01:01:23,713 --> 01:01:25,214
- Yeah, of course I do.
- So?

831
01:01:25,314 --> 01:01:28,795
- STEVE: You gave me a week.
- No, it's a day.

832
01:01:30,813 --> 01:01:34,327
- Yeah, but it's a week though, right?
- It's always a day.

833
01:01:34,896 --> 01:01:37,546
- It's one day, no?
- It's always been a day.

834
01:01:37,646 --> 01:01:39,950
Mm... nice lipstick.

835
01:01:40,050 --> 01:01:43,446
Oh, yeah, it's my girlfriend's lipstick.

836
01:01:43,546 --> 01:01:46,061
YURI: Brings out the color in your eyes.

837
01:01:46,580 --> 01:01:48,580
- So, a day?
- One day.

838
01:01:48,680 --> 01:01:50,611
All right.

839
01:01:52,813 --> 01:01:55,462
Remind him of the due date, huh?

840
01:02:01,513 --> 01:02:05,047
STEVE: I'm pretty sure that's you, Lew,
I just don't know what happened to you.

841
01:02:05,147 --> 01:02:08,980
I'm running out of time, okay? The Chinese
are coming to visit the building tomorrow.

842
01:02:09,080 --> 01:02:11,513
It's a <i>Lucha Libre</i> wrestler...

843
01:02:11,613 --> 01:02:15,114
...and I think he's tea-bagging you, Lew.

844
01:02:15,214 --> 01:02:16,880
I'm gonna lose the sale, okay?

845
01:02:16,980 --> 01:02:20,647
Everything I worked for, for fuck's sake!
You said you were gonna take care of this!

846
01:02:20,747 --> 01:02:23,398
- I got it, I got it. I'll take care of it.
- Okay? All right?

847
01:02:23,498 --> 01:02:25,714
- Jesus Christ.
- Jesus Christ.

848
01:02:25,814 --> 01:02:27,291
Hey...

849
01:02:27,390 --> 01:02:31,464
...Lew, you think you could...
loan me $5,000?

850
01:02:31,564 --> 01:02:35,480
You want me to lend you... fuck you! Steve!

851
01:02:35,580 --> 01:02:37,680
And what happened to you?

852
01:02:37,780 --> 01:02:40,180
You were supposed to take care of this.

853
01:02:40,279 --> 01:02:45,361
Yeah, I know, I'm sorry,
I got, uh... distracted.

854
01:02:47,313 --> 01:02:51,680
- Just go find the graffiti artist.
- It's very creative.

855
01:02:51,780 --> 01:02:55,029
I've never even imagined
tea-bagging someone like that.

856
01:02:56,446 --> 01:02:57,980
I'll...

857
01:02:58,429 --> 01:03:00,513
(MUSIC PLAYING)

858
01:03:21,843 --> 01:03:23,763
Hey, Dave.

859
01:03:24,213 --> 01:03:27,280
You're drinking alone and the sun's still up.

860
01:03:28,279 --> 01:03:30,399
I've been evicted from my own house.

861
01:03:30,499 --> 01:03:33,080
Ah, I'm sorry to hear that.

862
01:03:33,379 --> 01:03:35,446
You know I'm there for you.

863
01:03:36,114 --> 01:03:37,180
I know.

864
01:03:37,279 --> 01:03:39,913
Promise me that you'll let me be there.

865
01:03:40,013 --> 01:03:41,582
Fine.

866
01:03:42,324 --> 01:03:44,129
I'll let you be there.

867
01:03:49,379 --> 01:03:52,817
Listen, I count on you
to be the ballast in my life.

868
01:03:54,945 --> 01:03:57,112
I need you to turn this thing around.

869
01:03:57,211 --> 01:03:59,043
I'm there for you.

870
01:04:00,279 --> 01:04:04,695
So, about that five grand plus interest
I need, so Yuri doesn't kill me.

871
01:04:09,613 --> 01:04:12,049
From the closing sale at the shop.

872
01:04:13,346 --> 01:04:17,104
- Oh, wow.
- <i>Mi dinero es su dinero.</i>

873
01:04:17,613 --> 01:04:20,646
Thanks, man. Thank you.

874
01:04:21,046 --> 01:04:23,047
Really, thank you.

875
01:04:23,746 --> 01:04:27,763
- So, you are learning to let go?
- I'm letting go, all right.

876
01:04:29,313 --> 01:04:30,817
Here...

877
01:04:31,296 --> 01:04:33,313
...crash at my place.

878
01:04:33,413 --> 01:04:35,862
Yeah. Thanks.

879
01:04:38,413 --> 01:04:40,496
(DEVICE BEEPING)

880
01:04:42,980 --> 01:04:46,014
- Hey, Yuri.
- Hey.

881
01:04:46,413 --> 01:04:49,114
Thank you very much, very much.

882
01:04:49,213 --> 01:04:52,179
You're welcome.
You're a man of your word, huh?

883
01:04:52,279 --> 01:04:54,379
You, too. I appreciate it.

884
01:04:54,479 --> 01:04:58,413
Listen, don't borrow any money from me, huh?

885
01:04:58,513 --> 01:05:01,056
- It's dangerous.
- Right.

886
01:05:01,155 --> 01:05:02,695
- Thank you.
- All right, thanks again.

887
01:05:02,795 --> 01:05:04,641
- Come on, ladies.
- (PHONE RINGING)

888
01:05:09,780 --> 01:05:12,479
JOHN: Hey, Steve? Hey, hold on.

889
01:05:12,579 --> 01:05:15,129
Hold on. Wait for it.

890
01:05:15,229 --> 01:05:18,119
Yes, I got him! I got Salvatore.

891
01:05:18,218 --> 01:05:20,206
- What?
- <i>Yeah, I was looking right at him.</i>

892
01:05:20,306 --> 01:05:25,514
Uh... and... just... I don't know if this
changes anything, but he's not Latino.

893
01:05:26,613 --> 01:05:28,458
Well, 'cause Salvatore Lopez, right?

894
01:05:28,558 --> 01:05:32,279
- But he's not, he's black.
- All right, I'll see you in a little bit.

895
01:05:32,379 --> 01:05:35,602
No, that doesn't make me a racist,
I just thought you might...

896
01:05:35,702 --> 01:05:38,580
...I'll be here. Jesus.

897
01:05:51,279 --> 01:05:53,156
You must be Salvatore.

898
01:05:54,139 --> 01:05:56,627
Yeah. So?

899
01:05:57,946 --> 01:06:00,146
How much does this one go for?

900
01:06:00,246 --> 01:06:01,947
$10,000.

901
01:06:02,047 --> 01:06:06,246
I'll tell you what, I'll give you five dollars
for this and keep you from going to jail.

902
01:06:06,746 --> 01:06:09,480
Jail? Man, I think you
should get the fuck out of here.

903
01:06:09,580 --> 01:06:11,628
What's that? What's that?

904
01:06:12,429 --> 01:06:14,245
Hold still, jerkoff.

905
01:06:15,713 --> 01:06:18,780
You painted the top of my head blue.
You remember?

906
01:06:18,880 --> 01:06:21,108
Now you're gonna tell me everything you know.

907
01:06:27,680 --> 01:06:31,128
Hey, fuck you, man.
This paint don't come off.

908
01:06:35,747 --> 01:06:39,713
What... what... what'd you write on his face?

909
01:06:39,813 --> 01:06:43,580
- Or did you just stomp him?
- Dude, what is with you and all the violence?

910
01:06:43,680 --> 01:06:45,513
JOHN: Aw, shit.

911
01:06:45,854 --> 01:06:48,013
Hey, look who it is.

912
01:06:48,812 --> 01:06:50,846
What's up, <i>cholos?</i>

913
01:06:51,245 --> 01:06:54,612
- Where's my shit?
- Yeah, where's his shit?

914
01:06:54,712 --> 01:06:57,246
Dude, I'm standing right here.

915
01:06:57,346 --> 01:06:59,314
- I can hear every word he says.
- Shut the fuck up!

916
01:06:59,414 --> 01:07:01,480
- Hey, hey, don't talk to him like that.
- You shut the fuck up!

917
01:07:01,580 --> 01:07:03,102
I'm cool. We're all good.

918
01:07:03,202 --> 01:07:06,761
- You and your dog's time is running out.
- You didn't find Lupe yet, did you?

919
01:07:06,861 --> 01:07:09,606
You're the one that's supposed
to be looking. I want my shit back!

920
01:07:09,706 --> 01:07:11,767
I want my dog back.

921
01:07:11,867 --> 01:07:13,883
Whoa, jeez.

922
01:07:14,557 --> 01:07:17,614
- Great.
- You got 24 hours, Holmes.

923
01:07:18,213 --> 01:07:21,257
- I'm gonna come find you.
- JOHN: Have fun.

924
01:07:21,547 --> 01:07:23,459
You probably don't care but, um...

925
01:07:23,559 --> 01:07:27,580
...you're saying, "24," but your hands
are actually saying, "42."

926
01:07:28,879 --> 01:07:31,974
I know when I do my gang gestures,
I like to practice in the mirror.

927
01:07:32,073 --> 01:07:35,695
See this watch? This watch is shit.
Fuck your watch!

928
01:07:42,813 --> 01:07:44,462
What's the matter with you?

929
01:08:01,913 --> 01:08:03,979
You might want to get out
of the house once in a while.

930
01:08:04,079 --> 01:08:06,013
I know.

931
01:08:06,113 --> 01:08:07,913
What are you doing?

932
01:08:08,012 --> 01:08:11,614
I gotta go steal back some drugs for these
gang guys, so I can get my dog back.

933
01:08:11,714 --> 01:08:15,379
But first I gotta go shake up
these real estate assholes.

934
01:08:15,479 --> 01:08:17,313
Cool.

935
01:08:17,413 --> 01:08:21,406
- Wanna come?
- Yeah! Sounds like fun.

936
01:08:21,506 --> 01:08:23,528
Could be dangerous.

937
01:08:24,680 --> 01:08:26,296
Maybe I'll die.

938
01:08:27,080 --> 01:08:29,129
(MUSIC PLAYING)

939
01:08:33,446 --> 01:08:37,313
- Hi, we're here to see Mr. Carter.
- Do you have an appointment?

940
01:08:37,413 --> 01:08:41,247
No, just tell him we represent Lew the Jew.

941
01:08:41,347 --> 01:08:44,601
- Lew the Jew?
- Lew the Jew.

942
01:08:44,701 --> 01:08:48,128
- Hurry up.
- Just a moment.

943
01:08:49,279 --> 01:08:52,233
- Hurry up?
- No more patience.

944
01:08:53,012 --> 01:08:54,847
STEVE: Have a mint.

945
01:08:55,346 --> 01:09:00,203
- How can I help you, gentlemen?
- You are so fucked.

946
01:09:02,546 --> 01:09:04,779
I'm sorry, excuse me?

947
01:09:04,879 --> 01:09:07,279
This about money? It's always about money.

948
01:09:07,379 --> 01:09:09,847
It's Lew the Jew, come on,
you need a few bucks?

949
01:09:09,946 --> 01:09:12,213
No, don't need money.

950
01:09:12,912 --> 01:09:16,850
But here is the deal we are gonna make you.
You are gonna make Lew the Jew...

951
01:09:16,949 --> 01:09:21,513
...a very generous offer for all the shit
that you've done to his apartment building.

952
01:09:21,613 --> 01:09:24,246
We were thinking $22 million.

953
01:09:25,045 --> 01:09:26,879
22... $22 million?

954
01:09:26,979 --> 01:09:31,657
And you are gonna give
Dave here a brand new condo.

955
01:09:32,246 --> 01:09:34,680
DAVE: One bedroom and a den.

956
01:09:34,780 --> 01:09:37,246
Right on the beach, for free.

957
01:09:37,346 --> 01:09:41,514
Okay, this, uh... is a moment for
me to call the police. Excuse me.

958
01:09:41,614 --> 01:09:44,346
Oh, good, well, you can show them this...

959
01:09:44,446 --> 01:09:47,513
...because right there, that is a signed...

960
01:09:47,613 --> 01:09:50,106
- DAVE: Notarized.
- Sworn affidavit...

961
01:09:50,206 --> 01:09:52,447
...by a Salvatore Lopez...

962
01:09:52,547 --> 01:09:57,246
...the graffiti artist that you hired to
paint all over Lew the Jew's buildings...

963
01:09:57,346 --> 01:10:01,246
...so the Chinese would drop
their offer and you could buy for less.

964
01:10:01,346 --> 01:10:02,493
So, we have a deal, right?

965
01:10:02,593 --> 01:10:06,228
Or am I gonna have to put your head
through that fucking wall?

966
01:10:12,179 --> 01:10:15,113
There, there you go, fellas.
You have a good day, all right?

967
01:10:15,213 --> 01:10:17,027
Bye, bye.

968
01:10:18,016 --> 01:10:19,700
(BUDDY BARKS)

969
01:10:19,800 --> 01:10:21,848
(WOMAN MOANING)

970
01:10:37,513 --> 01:10:38,547
You're short.

971
01:10:38,647 --> 01:10:40,647
- What?
- You're short.

972
01:10:40,747 --> 01:10:43,085
That's all Prince gave me for that stuff.

973
01:10:44,912 --> 01:10:46,557
I swear.

974
01:10:47,446 --> 01:10:49,662
Oscar, I would never lie to you.

975
01:10:55,112 --> 01:10:58,992
I gotta get back to Spyder's
before he suspects anything.

976
01:11:02,479 --> 01:11:04,960
What happens if Spyder finds out?

977
01:11:06,413 --> 01:11:08,295
Fuck Spyder.

978
01:11:11,976 --> 01:11:15,743
- Where are you taking my dog?
- I found him out back. He's my dog now.

979
01:11:15,842 --> 01:11:18,313
- What?
- OSCAR: Just stay here.

980
01:11:18,413 --> 01:11:20,289
<i>Pinche loco.</i>

981
01:11:28,979 --> 01:11:30,326
Time to go.

982
01:11:31,445 --> 01:11:34,406
Fuck Oscar and fuck Spyder.

983
01:11:34,506 --> 01:11:36,530
(MUSIC PLAYING)

984
01:11:44,779 --> 01:11:46,315
Bonus!

985
01:11:47,136 --> 01:11:49,854
- DAVE: What gives?
- Some "just in case" stuff.

986
01:11:50,174 --> 01:11:52,055
I guess.

987
01:11:54,846 --> 01:11:57,613
Wow, where'd you get this? Some drug lord?

988
01:11:57,713 --> 01:12:00,646
Nah. You remember Dana Kaminski?

989
01:12:00,745 --> 01:12:03,113
- Yeah.
- Well, her old man was a cop.

990
01:12:03,213 --> 01:12:04,713
DAVE: Sweet.

991
01:12:04,812 --> 01:12:06,146
- Grenade?
- Yeah.

992
01:12:06,246 --> 01:12:08,727
- Cool.
- Thank you.

993
01:12:09,479 --> 01:12:11,537
- Knuckle duster?
- Yep.

994
01:12:11,746 --> 01:12:14,525
- Ninja throwing star?
- Yeah.

995
01:12:15,546 --> 01:12:17,612
You sure you want to do this?

996
01:12:17,711 --> 01:12:20,446
What else have I got to do? I'm with you.

997
01:12:20,546 --> 01:12:23,205
To the hounds. Nice.

998
01:12:42,519 --> 01:12:44,372
(ENGINE STARTING)

999
01:12:54,146 --> 01:12:56,762
- GIGI: You got a flat tire.
- What?

1000
01:12:56,862 --> 01:12:58,712
Are you kidding me?

1001
01:12:58,812 --> 01:13:03,846
- Well, fix the fucking thing.
- Gigi don't fix no tires. Shit.

1002
01:13:03,946 --> 01:13:07,646
Fix the fucking thing or we're gonna be late.

1003
01:13:08,212 --> 01:13:10,813
- Fine.
- Hurry up, okay?

1004
01:13:10,913 --> 01:13:12,879
Hurry up. Bitch.

1005
01:13:12,979 --> 01:13:15,661
- LUPE: What?
- GIGI: You heard me.

1006
01:13:19,146 --> 01:13:21,228
(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)

1007
01:13:22,113 --> 01:13:23,828
Awesome.

1008
01:13:25,479 --> 01:13:27,928
What the hell's taking so long, girl?

1009
01:13:31,279 --> 01:13:34,319
- STEVE: I'll take that.
- Okay.

1010
01:13:35,179 --> 01:13:36,912
Where's my dog?

1011
01:13:37,012 --> 01:13:39,103
Spyder has him.

1012
01:13:39,613 --> 01:13:41,295
I swear.

1013
01:13:42,846 --> 01:13:47,246
Hi, I'm Dave. I just electrocuted
the shit out of your friend.

1014
01:13:47,346 --> 01:13:49,792
He's taking a little nap in the trunk.

1015
01:13:50,192 --> 01:13:54,005
I want you to try these bracelets on.
They're free.

1016
01:14:03,279 --> 01:14:06,513
- Where's the rest of the coke?
- That's all there was.

1017
01:14:07,611 --> 01:14:11,212
Ooh, a shot to the knee cap,
that's... that's gonna hurt.

1018
01:14:11,312 --> 01:14:15,612
Okay, okay, okay, okay,
I sold it to this guy, black dude, Prince.

1019
01:14:16,312 --> 01:14:18,379
Where can I find him?

1020
01:14:18,479 --> 01:14:22,295
He's always at this bar called Bird Cage.

1021
01:14:27,879 --> 01:14:29,480
You're very cute.

1022
01:14:30,279 --> 01:14:32,846
Where are you going? You can't leave me here!

1023
01:14:32,946 --> 01:14:34,506
Oh, don't worry...

1024
01:14:34,605 --> 01:14:38,212
...we're gonna call the 9-1-1 for you
as soon as we scamper off.

1025
01:14:38,312 --> 01:14:40,179
Enjoy prison.

1026
01:14:40,279 --> 01:14:43,146
What? <i>Pinches gringos!</i>

1027
01:14:43,645 --> 01:14:45,228
- Hey!
- (HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)

1028
01:14:52,812 --> 01:14:54,879
STEVE: Okay, you ready?

1029
01:14:54,979 --> 01:14:57,979
I've got a boner
for the first time in a year.

1030
01:14:58,778 --> 01:15:03,027
I have no... real response to that statement.

1031
01:15:04,712 --> 01:15:07,413
- Hey, man, how you doing?
- Fuck you.

1032
01:15:07,513 --> 01:15:10,545
- Is there a cover?
- Fuck you.

1033
01:15:10,645 --> 01:15:12,546
Prince is expecting us.

1034
01:15:13,246 --> 01:15:16,628
- What's in the case?
- A lot of money to buy cocaine.

1035
01:15:21,346 --> 01:15:24,779
I was planning on using that later.
Is there a back door to this place?

1036
01:15:24,879 --> 01:15:26,762
Man, fuck you.

1037
01:15:28,746 --> 01:15:30,979
- Thanks very much.
- You're really good.

1038
01:15:31,079 --> 01:15:32,708
Fuck you.

1039
01:15:47,213 --> 01:15:49,146
Manhattan, neat.

1040
01:15:49,246 --> 01:15:51,095
Vodka tonic.

1041
01:15:53,413 --> 01:15:55,894
Do you need me to walk you through that?

1042
01:15:57,379 --> 01:16:00,212
Whoa... not so fast.

1043
01:16:00,312 --> 01:16:02,374
We're here to see Prince.

1044
01:16:02,474 --> 01:16:04,368
Spyder sent us.

1045
01:16:05,812 --> 01:16:09,429
BARTENDER: Spyder? But Oscar
sent some girl over yesterday.

1046
01:16:11,612 --> 01:16:13,494
Hang on.

1047
01:16:17,579 --> 01:16:21,046
He said they'd see you, but they
hope you know what you're doing.

1048
01:16:21,146 --> 01:16:24,594
- It's that door down at the end of the hall.
- Thanks.

1049
01:16:30,280 --> 01:16:32,912
JOHN: <i>Prince is a modern-day entrepreneur...</i>

1050
01:16:33,012 --> 01:16:37,479
<i>...money laundering, prostitution,
drug dealing, what doesn't this guy do?</i>

1051
01:16:37,579 --> 01:16:39,861
These two look the fuck out of place.

1052
01:16:43,013 --> 01:16:45,341
What the hell are these cats...

1053
01:16:46,213 --> 01:16:49,413
Yo, yo, yo, who the fuck are you?

1054
01:16:49,512 --> 01:16:51,380
- I'm Steve.
- I'm Dave.

1055
01:16:51,479 --> 01:16:54,512
Okay, okay, first thing, you gotta
give me the card for that DJ, man.

1056
01:16:54,612 --> 01:16:57,146
He is playing some great music out there.

1057
01:16:57,246 --> 01:17:00,313
Came here to talk to me
about the motherfucking DJ?

1058
01:17:00,413 --> 01:17:02,712
You a crazy motherfucker.

1059
01:17:02,812 --> 01:17:06,412
All right, well, so enough with
the talking and shit, open the case.

1060
01:17:06,511 --> 01:17:09,512
- Yeah, just show me the stuff.
- Uh, just open the case.

1061
01:17:09,612 --> 01:17:11,516
- Show me the stuff.
- Just open the case.

1062
01:17:11,616 --> 01:17:13,179
- Show us the stuff.
- Open the case.

1063
01:17:13,279 --> 01:17:15,877
- Show us the fucking stuff!
- Motherfucker, open the motherfucking case.

1064
01:17:15,977 --> 01:17:18,679
- Show us the motherfucking stuff!
- Open the motherfucking case, Steve!

1065
01:17:18,779 --> 01:17:21,727
- What are... what are you doing?
- Kill these motherfuckers.

1066
01:17:22,578 --> 01:17:24,048
Shit!

1067
01:17:26,213 --> 01:17:29,579
Now the thing you need to do is
sit there real quiet and just sit back.

1068
01:17:29,679 --> 01:17:32,412
I'm just gonna hold this up to your neck.
Okay, be very cool.

1069
01:17:32,512 --> 01:17:35,857
We're gonna stand up, you ready?
Come on. There you go. Come on.

1070
01:17:37,213 --> 01:17:41,411
Shit just got real. You, put
your gun down, put your gun down.

1071
01:17:41,511 --> 01:17:45,761
Take that cocaine,
put it in our case and shut it.

1072
01:17:49,712 --> 01:17:51,761
Tick, tick, tick, tick...

1073
01:17:54,113 --> 01:17:56,445
Oh, here we go, nice and easy.

1074
01:17:56,545 --> 01:17:59,346
- Nice and easy, watch your step.
- You're in control, boss.

1075
01:17:59,445 --> 01:18:01,712
- Fuck you.
- Dave, you got this?

1076
01:18:01,812 --> 01:18:04,278
- I got it.
- STEVE: Good.

1077
01:18:04,377 --> 01:18:08,227
Easy, don't move,
don't fucking move, you hear me?

1078
01:18:11,346 --> 01:18:13,313
It was nice meeting you, all of you!

1079
01:18:13,412 --> 01:18:15,498
- (ENGINE STARTING)
- Hold on to this.

1080
01:18:15,598 --> 01:18:18,028
Shit! Oh! Oh, shit!

1081
01:18:24,046 --> 01:18:26,329
Oh, fuck.

1082
01:18:34,445 --> 01:18:36,495
(HEART BEATING)

1083
01:18:39,512 --> 01:18:43,112
The fuck y'all running to?
You motherfuckers fired!

1084
01:18:43,212 --> 01:18:45,460
All of y'all are fired.

1085
01:18:51,279 --> 01:18:53,546
- STEVE: That's right, it's the Muffin Man.
- OSCAR: <i>You find that cocaine?</i>

1086
01:18:53,746 --> 01:18:55,746
- Just put Spyder on the phone!
- <i>Go fuck yourself!</i>

1087
01:18:55,846 --> 01:19:00,280
No, I will not go fuck myself, Oscar.
Just tell Spyder that I got his coke...

1088
01:19:00,379 --> 01:19:03,079
...and I want my dog and my money, all right?

1089
01:19:03,179 --> 01:19:06,405
So I'll be over there tonight.
All right, goodbye.

1090
01:19:07,279 --> 01:19:08,509
Well, that was easy.

1091
01:19:08,609 --> 01:19:11,896
Yeah, easy getting in,
not so easy getting out.

1092
01:19:11,996 --> 01:19:14,812
- It sure smells like a set-up.
- You got a plan?

1093
01:19:15,212 --> 01:19:17,213
Of course, I got a plan.

1094
01:19:17,612 --> 01:19:20,345
You see what's happening here, don't you?

1095
01:19:20,445 --> 01:19:23,983
For the first time in your life,
Katey and Taylor...

1096
01:19:24,083 --> 01:19:28,129
...you're putting them
and their needs before your own.

1097
01:19:29,277 --> 01:19:31,946
Now me, I'm doing the totally opposite thing.

1098
01:19:32,046 --> 01:19:36,327
I'm putting my needs before anyone else's
for the first time in my life.

1099
01:19:38,012 --> 01:19:41,428
I've become you, and you've become me.

1100
01:19:43,679 --> 01:19:47,395
- It's a little right on the nose, isn't it?
- Sure, but I didn't have much time with it.

1101
01:19:47,495 --> 01:19:49,265
(LOUD KNOCKING ON DOOR)

1102
01:19:49,946 --> 01:19:52,679
Great news! Jesus! It's me, it's okay.

1103
01:19:52,779 --> 01:19:55,012
What the fuck are you doing here, John?

1104
01:19:55,891 --> 01:19:58,095
I have something for you guys.

1105
01:19:59,746 --> 01:20:01,613
STEVE: Hi, guys.

1106
01:20:02,912 --> 01:20:07,445
Fellas, you're a day early,
the luau has been changed 'til tomorrow.

1107
01:20:07,545 --> 01:20:10,345
- Fuck you!
- Hey, Manu? Just... please.

1108
01:20:10,445 --> 01:20:13,227
- Sorry. Sorry.
- Okay? It's okay.

1109
01:20:14,579 --> 01:20:17,007
Listen, we are here...

1110
01:20:17,107 --> 01:20:20,646
...to apologize to you, Steve
for kicking the shit out of you.

1111
01:20:20,746 --> 01:20:23,128
Yeah, little dude says we should.

1112
01:20:24,213 --> 01:20:26,613
Why are you listening to the little dude?

1113
01:20:27,812 --> 01:20:29,894
He's dating our sister.

1114
01:20:32,212 --> 01:20:34,045
How many sisters do you have?

1115
01:20:34,145 --> 01:20:35,980
Only one.

1116
01:20:37,079 --> 01:20:40,979
Yeah, yeah, it just happened,
just crazy chemistry...

1117
01:20:41,079 --> 01:20:44,216
...just right off the bat.
Just very... very heated...

1118
01:20:44,316 --> 01:20:47,278
...in a respectable way, just modest...

1119
01:20:47,378 --> 01:20:51,192
- ...modests, hot modests.
- Why didn't you just beat the shit out of him?

1120
01:20:51,292 --> 01:20:54,946
- Momma likes him.
- You met Nola's mom?

1121
01:20:55,046 --> 01:20:58,969
Yeah, yeah, uh, just yesterday,
actually... a very lovely lunch.

1122
01:20:59,278 --> 01:21:02,278
Joan... is a wonderful cook.

1123
01:21:02,878 --> 01:21:07,927
And it turns out, we both have
a passion for vintage cinema, so...

1124
01:21:11,378 --> 01:21:14,445
- So we're all good here?
- Yeah, we're cool.

1125
01:21:14,845 --> 01:21:17,474
- And?
- Oh.

1126
01:21:17,913 --> 01:21:19,639
We owe you, Steve...

1127
01:21:19,739 --> 01:21:23,194
...and if there's anything you need,
you could come see us.

1128
01:21:25,112 --> 01:21:27,275
What are you guys doing right now?

1129
01:21:27,375 --> 01:21:30,212
JOHN: <i>I know I'm in the minority here,
but I don't love gun battles...</i>

1130
01:21:30,362 --> 01:21:32,762
<i>...at creepy, drug-cartel trap houses.</i>

1131
01:21:32,862 --> 01:21:37,395
<i>If anything, I'm more of an "au natural,"
hand-to-hand combat kind of guy.</i>

1132
01:21:37,495 --> 01:21:41,969
<i>So, I just sat this one out and headed
back to the office. You know...</i>

1133
01:21:42,069 --> 01:21:44,078
<i>...to do office stuff.</i>

1134
01:21:58,211 --> 01:22:01,946
Here you go, buddy.
Hold tight, okay, come on.

1135
01:22:02,046 --> 01:22:04,273
- Ssh, let's get out of here.
- (PHONE RINGS)

1136
01:22:05,697 --> 01:22:08,125
(DOG BARKING)

1137
01:22:14,746 --> 01:22:16,760
(DOG WHIMPERS)

1138
01:22:21,678 --> 01:22:22,717
Right?

1139
01:22:22,817 --> 01:22:24,816
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)

1140
01:22:26,445 --> 01:22:27,648
Whoa!

1141
01:22:32,445 --> 01:22:34,912
Not much of a plan, if I can say that.

1142
01:22:35,012 --> 01:22:38,512
Stay here with the coke.
I'm gonna try and get Buddy.

1143
01:22:38,612 --> 01:22:40,245
Keep your head down.

1144
01:22:40,345 --> 01:22:42,627
Picked the right man for the job.

1145
01:22:46,512 --> 01:22:48,360
Get some!

1146
01:22:55,612 --> 01:22:57,461
Fuck you.

1147
01:23:03,378 --> 01:23:06,212
- What the fuck, Holmes?
- It's that Muffin motherfucker, man!

1148
01:23:06,312 --> 01:23:08,046
He's back, took a shot at me!

1149
01:23:08,145 --> 01:23:11,226
Watch the windows,
I'll find that muffinfucker!

1150
01:23:12,078 --> 01:23:14,095
(MUSIC CONTINUES)

1151
01:23:26,245 --> 01:23:28,113
MAN: Drop the gun.

1152
01:23:33,345 --> 01:23:36,630
Does Spyder know you and Lupe
stole all the drugs?

1153
01:23:36,730 --> 01:23:38,489
And you've been fucking her?

1154
01:23:38,589 --> 01:23:40,427
MAN: Where's my coke, bitch?

1155
01:23:44,946 --> 01:23:47,198
You lying motherfucker.

1156
01:24:03,579 --> 01:24:05,446
Now what?

1157
01:24:06,045 --> 01:24:09,312
We had a deal... your doggie
and the money for my cocaine.

1158
01:24:09,412 --> 01:24:11,946
- Yeah.
- You got my coke?

1159
01:24:12,045 --> 01:24:14,094
It's on it's way.

1160
01:24:14,194 --> 01:24:15,666
It's okay.

1161
01:24:16,679 --> 01:24:18,346
Bring it on, motherfucker!

1162
01:24:18,446 --> 01:24:20,978
- Dave, Dave!
- What the fuck are you doing?

1163
01:24:21,078 --> 01:24:23,478
I'm completely out of control.

1164
01:24:23,578 --> 01:24:26,180
All right, that's our guy.

1165
01:24:28,178 --> 01:24:29,978
Is that for me?

1166
01:24:30,078 --> 01:24:33,693
Yes, here we go. I got it, I got it.

1167
01:24:39,512 --> 01:24:42,763
Dude... okay. Thank you.

1168
01:24:42,863 --> 01:24:44,394
Mm.

1169
01:24:49,506 --> 01:24:51,695
- Hang on to that.
- (BUDDY BARKS)

1170
01:25:12,612 --> 01:25:15,312
There he is, come here.

1171
01:25:15,412 --> 01:25:18,078
Buddy! I missed you so much!

1172
01:25:18,778 --> 01:25:20,845
You been feeding my dog?

1173
01:25:20,944 --> 01:25:23,712
Pedigree, lamb and rice blend,
he loves that shit.

1174
01:25:23,812 --> 01:25:27,778
Yeah, he does. Thanks for looking after him.

1175
01:25:27,878 --> 01:25:29,679
No problem.

1176
01:25:30,178 --> 01:25:32,427
- We cool?
- Cool.

1177
01:25:33,626 --> 01:25:37,601
- See you down the road, Holmes.
- All right, okay.

1178
01:25:38,378 --> 01:25:40,628
Not a bad fella, that Spyder.

1179
01:25:45,911 --> 01:25:48,312
JOHN: <i>So, Steve got the job done.</i>

1180
01:25:48,412 --> 01:25:50,978
<i>Was it unorthodox in execution? Sure.</i>

1181
01:25:51,078 --> 01:25:54,600
<i>Should he see someone about multiple
concussions in a span of 24 hours?</i>

1182
01:25:54,700 --> 01:25:57,978
<i>Definitely. Could he benefit from
maybe a therapist to help him...</i>

1183
01:25:58,078 --> 01:26:01,412
<i>...sort out some of his many issues?
That's not for me to say.</i>

1184
01:26:01,512 --> 01:26:03,286
<i>The main thing is...</i>

1185
01:26:03,506 --> 01:26:05,782
<i>...Steve got his dog back.</i>

1186
01:26:06,412 --> 01:26:08,605
<i>Lew the Jew made good on his deal...</i>

1187
01:26:08,705 --> 01:26:11,652
<i>...and me, I got the girl.</i>

1188
01:26:11,752 --> 01:26:13,978
<i>Never thought I'd get to say that.</i>

1189
01:26:15,077 --> 01:26:16,813
She's all yours.

1190
01:26:16,912 --> 01:26:19,665
You, uh, take good care of her, huh?

1191
01:26:19,765 --> 01:26:22,178
- I will, Lew.
- Okay.

1192
01:26:22,278 --> 01:26:24,879
- Thank you very much.
- Yeah.

1193
01:26:26,578 --> 01:26:28,412
You did the right thing.

1194
01:26:28,512 --> 01:26:29,333
(CHUCKLES)

1195
01:26:29,433 --> 01:26:30,953
LEW: Nah.

1196
01:26:38,378 --> 01:26:40,112
- Hey.
- Hey.

1197
01:26:40,212 --> 01:26:42,082
Hi, baby.

1198
01:26:43,584 --> 01:26:45,607
Do you like your new room?

1199
01:26:45,707 --> 01:26:47,875
My new room is...

1200
01:26:47,975 --> 01:26:50,989
...pretty amazing. Thanks, Uncle Steve.

1201
01:26:51,512 --> 01:26:53,346
STEVE: You're welcome.

1202
01:26:53,446 --> 01:26:55,529
Have a good time today.

1203
01:26:58,877 --> 01:27:00,927
Thought you might want that.

1204
01:27:03,746 --> 01:27:05,594
Thank you.

1205
01:27:11,779 --> 01:27:15,252
Hot moo! Moo!

1206
01:27:16,579 --> 01:27:18,312
STEVE: I'll take a steak.

1207
01:27:18,412 --> 01:27:21,664
JOHN: <i>Either way, everyone is happy.</i>

1208
01:27:22,778 --> 01:27:25,022
<i>Case closed.</i>

1209
01:27:25,122 --> 01:27:27,136
(PHONE VIBRATES)

1210
01:27:27,910 --> 01:27:30,793
- Hello.
- JOHN: <i>Steve, it's me, it's John.</i>

1211
01:27:30,893 --> 01:27:32,012
(DIALOGUE BREAKING UP)

1212
01:27:32,112 --> 01:27:35,912
- I can't hear you very well. Who is this?
- <i>Here, I got you. It's John.</i>

1213
01:27:36,012 --> 01:27:38,811
Yeah, uh, look, I know everyone
is probably looking forward...

1214
01:27:38,911 --> 01:27:41,388
...to my world-famous pasta salad...

1215
01:27:41,488 --> 01:27:44,413
...but I won't be able to make it.

1216
01:27:44,513 --> 01:27:47,679
STEVE: <i>So I invite you to my party,
and you're not gonna bring anything?</i>

1217
01:27:47,778 --> 01:27:50,778
I won't be able to attend the barbeque...
pasta salad's already made.

1218
01:27:50,878 --> 01:27:52,978
<i>Okay, no worries, pal, I'll see you tomorrow.</i>

1219
01:27:53,678 --> 01:27:55,479
- Well, yeah...
- (HANGS PHONE)

1220
01:27:55,579 --> 01:27:57,070
Hello?

1221
01:27:59,540 --> 01:28:01,045
Steve?

1222
01:28:03,539 --> 01:28:05,345
I believe he hung up.

1223
01:28:05,944 --> 01:28:10,278
That's terrible, because if he's not gonna
come to us, now we gotta go to him...

1224
01:28:10,378 --> 01:28:13,110
...which means you need
to tell us where he is.

1225
01:28:14,612 --> 01:28:16,217
No.

1226
01:28:16,317 --> 01:28:20,679
No, I won't. So, you're just
gonna have to find him...

1227
01:28:20,778 --> 01:28:23,988
...and you won't be able to find Steve.
Not in Venice.

1228
01:28:24,338 --> 01:28:27,205
He knows every nook and cranny
in this neighborhood. He'll disappear...

1229
01:28:27,305 --> 01:28:31,945
...he's got friends in high places,
and got friends in low places.

1230
01:28:32,045 --> 01:28:34,626
I didn't mean to quote
that country song right now but...

1231
01:28:34,725 --> 01:28:39,679
...the point is, if he even gets a whiff
of trouble, he'll turn into a ghost.

1232
01:28:39,778 --> 01:28:41,778
Not literally, obviously, but...

1233
01:28:41,878 --> 01:28:44,193
Hold on. Clancy...

1234
01:28:44,293 --> 01:28:46,912
...rewind that shit back
like... like a minute.

1235
01:28:47,012 --> 01:28:51,212
What's the address of that house
we scored from Lew the Jew?

1236
01:28:52,111 --> 01:28:56,512
JOHN'S VOICE: <i>I'm standing in Steve's
parents' house at 845 Holland Canal...</i>

1237
01:28:56,612 --> 01:29:00,679
<i>...the one with the white picket fence.
I think it's mid-century.</i>

1238
01:29:00,778 --> 01:29:04,715
Really? And you know,
it's perfect timing because I'm starving...

1239
01:29:04,815 --> 01:29:06,945
...and I really love pasta salad.

1240
01:29:07,045 --> 01:29:09,645
I hear yours is world-renowned.

1241
01:29:10,344 --> 01:29:13,732
You guys hungry?
Y'all ready to go eat? Yeah, okay?

1242
01:29:13,832 --> 01:29:16,445
We're going to a party, white boy.

1243
01:29:16,545 --> 01:29:19,059
Oh, God. Please don't.

1244
01:29:20,078 --> 01:29:21,982
Actually... let's go.

1245
01:29:22,082 --> 01:29:25,893
Thank you... thank you
for not shooting my balls.

1246
01:29:28,412 --> 01:29:30,447
(DOOR OPENS, CLOSES)

1247
01:29:31,646 --> 01:29:33,712
Okay, well, I'll just be here.

1248
01:29:34,861 --> 01:29:36,879
(MUSIC PLAYING)

1249
01:30:36,678 --> 01:30:38,115
No.

1250
01:32:48,011 --> 01:32:50,062
(MUSIC CHANGES)

1251
01:32:51,305 --> 01:32:57,880
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