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(rhythmic music)

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(mellow music)

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(chains rattling)
(Lily cheering)

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(men applauding)

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- Nice shot.
- That was hot.

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- Foot fall.

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- No, no, that was a perfect shot.

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- Sorry, foot was over the line.

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- Guys are saying, no, listen to the guys.

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Vote, can we take a vote?

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- Are we playing by the rules or not?

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Come on.

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That birdie flew away.

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- Such bullshit.

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- [Shane] Hey.

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- Shane, my boy, how are you?

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Have a seat.

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Please, sit down.

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(Robert screaming)

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Not there, that is a
Herman Miller original.

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Please.

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I'm gonna have to teach
you about these antiques

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if you're going to be
posting them on my internets.

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Sit in the knock off.

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- Sorry.
- Yes.

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That's worth about a thousand
bucks, this is 60 bucks.

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You'll learn, my boy,
you'll learn, my boy.

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And you'll get paid, you'll get paid.

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- Okay.
- You'll get paid.

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(Robert patting Shane's leg)

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- You know he's not from England, right?

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- (laughing) Whoa, ladybug.

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That is true, I'm not proper British,

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but most of my friends are Brits,

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and I've spent quite a few fortnights

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across the pond, as they say.

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- [Shane] Interesting.

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- I guess the dialect
has rubbed off on me,

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some of the affectations.

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So, yes, I am Yankee by blood, but

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British by.

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- (sighing) Okay,

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Dad, this has, this has got to,

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Shane, do you think that I
could just talk to my dad

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really quick, just privately?

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- [Shane] Yeah.

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- Dad?
- You know what?

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Just stop.

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I get it.

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I'm acting a little crazy.

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I feel crazy.

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I'm having what they call, a

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mid-life crisis, okay?

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But I don't have the
money to buy a Corvette

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or a boat or a motorcycle

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or whatever the fuck
50 year olds buy or do

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when they turn 50,

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which is halfway to a hundred.

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That's mid-life, if I
live to be a hundred.

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You're gonna be lucky if I
don't live to be a hundred.

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This is what I'm doing, okay?

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This is my mid-life crisis.

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Let me have a little fun.

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I'm having fun with Shane.

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- I just wanted to borrow 20 bucks.

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- For what?

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- A disc golf tournament.

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- You know what, there's a saying,

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when you're a child you
play with children's toys,

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but as you grow up you must put.

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No, hang on a minute.

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It goes, children play,
when you're a child

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your toys are okay,

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but as you grow up you've
got to put the toys away.

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I think it actually rhymes like that.

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In a trunk or something like that.

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Basically, what I'm trying
to say is grow the fuck up.

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And please just get a real job.

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- Thank you.

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- Don't walk out on me, bye-bye.

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(upbeat music)

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(Nona kissin coin)

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(coin scratching ticket)

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(rocks crashing)
(Nona screaming)

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- God.

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What did I do to their
beautiful rock garden?

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(rocks hitting each other)

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(rocks crashing)
(Nona sighing)

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(Nona knocking)

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(Robert knocking)

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- Hello?
(Robert knocking)

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Hello.
(both knocking)

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- Hello?

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- Yeah.
- Hello?

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- How can I help you?

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- Is Lily here?

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- She's probably asleep, but,

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you're her friend, yeah,

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from high school, Nina.

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- Nona.

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- No, it's not Nina?

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- Nona.
- No.

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- Sure.
- Yeah, she's asleep,

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so why don't you come back in a couple.

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- Lily!
Lily.

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- She's sleeping.

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- Well, she can wake up.

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- Sleeping.
- Nona.

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Come in here.

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- Hey, Lily, Lily!

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(Nona knocking)
Lily!

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- Nona!
- Hey!

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- Oh my gosh!
- Oh my gosh!

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- Come in.
I'm sorry.

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- Just get in here.
(Nona mumbling)

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Just come on in.

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- I dropped out.

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- I know, I can't believe it.

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- We gotta party.

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I am home forever.

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- Hang on a minute.

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Did you say you dropped out of college?

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- Yeah.

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Yeah.
- Well guess what?

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Lily never went.

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- Neither did you.

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- Okay, that's neither here nor there.

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Are you guys hungry?

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- Yeah.
- Can I get you anything?

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- Yeah.
- So I've been writing poems.

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- Hey, real quick.

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How's your mom?

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- She's crazy.

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- Yeah, crazy like a foxy lady.

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She's such a bitch and that's what I love.

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You know, men love bitches

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and that's why you're gonna
get a lot of men little lady.

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- So, I got this.
Boom.

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- You're still scratching?

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- Yeah, but this is a winner.

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This is a winner.

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- How much did you win?

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- 10 dollars right here.

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A boat.

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- Let's bring people.

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- Okay.

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We get some guy models to
serve us, and cook for us.

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- [Lily] Or robot models.

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- Yeah.
- Okay.

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Got ya some breakfast.
- Yes, yummy!

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- I have a lot to do today, so have at it.

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- I'm so glad to be home.

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- [Robert] I'll be at the shop.

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- It was sad and lonely.

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I hated it.
It's great.

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(egg cracking and liquid dripping)

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It's great to see you.

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- [Robert] FYI, you have to cook the eggs.

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- What the fuck?

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- 38 pairs of shoes.

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Write that down, 38 pairs.

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We got an angel here.

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Angel.

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Seven pounds.

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I mean dollars. (laughing)

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- Right.

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- I thought I was in England for a minute.

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Brandy glass.
(glass tinking)

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(glass tinking)
That thing.

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(glass clinking)
A vase.

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(glass crashing)

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Now, this is a family heirloom.

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My great-great-grandmother, 1899.

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- [Shane] Looks old.

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It's a lamp, right?

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- Yes,

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and she had it in her parlor.

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- [Shane] It's pretty.

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- She lived in Manchester.

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(lamp clinking)

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Christ all mighty.

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(Robert gasping)

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- [Nona] Hi Mom.

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- Hi Sweetie.

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No.

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- But Mom.

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- This little hoodlum has
been out stealing recycling,

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and she stole my plastic, and my glass.

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- I'm sorry, I'll go.

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- [Sonya] I don't want you
hanging out with this hoodlum.

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- Actually, we were gonna
go play golf anyways.

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- Oh, I understand how it is.

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Oh, I get it.

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You think that it's okay for you to leave.

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I'm not staying up all night,

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and I'm not gonna play
chess with you later.

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Don't even ask me!

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And tell your goddamn father, Lily,

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to stop yelling!

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He's crazy!

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(door slamming)

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(bottle spraying)

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(Sonya breathing heavily)

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- I just say have at it.

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- Yeah, but what happened
to your pool guy?

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- It's not in me budget, quite right now.

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So why don't you start at the deep end

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and work your way towards the.

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You can see it's like a swamp.

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It's been weeks.

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- You wanted me to clean the whole thing?

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(water splashing)

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- Wait, what's that?

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The bottom of the pool.

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- [Shane] What's what?

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- At the bottom.

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Oh my god, there's a dead lizard
at the bottom of the pool.

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- No, I can't get it.

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It's too deep.

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- You're gonna have to jump in.

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- With my clothes on?

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- Yeah, it's gonna rot in my whole pool.

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Just take your clothes off.

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- Okay, do you have a bathing suit?

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- No, it won't fit you.

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You've got a fat ass.

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- It's not that fat.

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- Just get in there.

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Take your clothes off and get in.

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Honestly, I'm gonna have to drain the pool

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if that thing rots any further.

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(Shane sighing)

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Get in there.

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What, does he think he can swim?

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He's like, oh, look,

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a big, body of water.

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I'm one of those lizards that
can run across the water,

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and then where is he now?

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On the bottom of the pool.

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Chip, chop, bottom of pool, pronto.

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Get down there.

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Get to the bottom of the pool.

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Bottom of the pool, bottom of the pool,

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bottom of the pool, bottom of the pool.

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What are you waiting for boy?

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(Shane splashing)

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(Shane screaming)

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- I got your lizard,

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from the bottom of the pool.

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(Shane sighing)

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(sultry music)

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(Lily grunting)

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(Lily kissing arm)

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(Nona grunting)

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(Lily kissing arm)

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(chains rattling)

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- [Nona] Oh, yeah!

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(Lily laughing)

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(Nona screaming)

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(chains rattling)

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- Come on, let's go.

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Come on.

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(Nona sighing)

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- Can we get some scratchers?

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(Nona screaming)
(rock hitting tree)

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(both cheering)

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- Hey!

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00:12:24,027 --> 00:12:24,903
Excuse me.

272
00:12:26,394 --> 00:12:27,227
What are you doing?

273
00:12:27,227 --> 00:12:29,003
Show some respect to nature, okay.

274
00:12:30,238 --> 00:12:33,310
(Ted hammering)

275
00:12:33,310 --> 00:12:35,850
- You're hammering a nail in a tree.

276
00:12:35,850 --> 00:12:37,330
That's disrespecting nature.

277
00:12:37,330 --> 00:12:38,410
- This is where we put our mail.

278
00:12:38,410 --> 00:12:40,270
I got like eight more to put up.

279
00:12:40,270 --> 00:12:42,050
I don't have time to explain to you

280
00:12:42,050 --> 00:12:43,160
how this community works

281
00:12:43,160 --> 00:12:44,930
that you're clearly not a part of.

282
00:12:44,930 --> 00:12:46,430
- I don't want to be a
part of your community.

283
00:12:46,430 --> 00:12:48,450
- Yeah, well the feeling's mutual.

284
00:12:48,450 --> 00:12:49,283
- Is it?

285
00:12:49,283 --> 00:12:51,107
- Yeah, my community is
the greatest community.

286
00:12:51,107 --> 00:12:52,470
- These trees are the
only friends you have.

287
00:12:52,470 --> 00:12:53,840
You have no other friends but trees,

288
00:12:53,840 --> 00:12:54,707
that's why you probably (mumbling).

289
00:12:54,707 --> 00:12:57,630
- I don't need any other
friends, all right.

290
00:12:57,630 --> 00:12:59,160
I got my friend right here.

291
00:12:59,160 --> 00:13:00,993
Say hello to my little friend here.

292
00:13:00,993 --> 00:13:02,144
(Nona yelling)

293
00:13:02,144 --> 00:13:03,160
I can't.

294
00:13:03,160 --> 00:13:04,660
Just go.

295
00:13:04,660 --> 00:13:07,590
I got messages to spread.

296
00:13:07,590 --> 00:13:09,360
We're a community.

297
00:13:09,360 --> 00:13:11,220
- [Lily] We have to enter that.

298
00:13:11,220 --> 00:13:12,820
500 dollars, that's like.

299
00:13:12,820 --> 00:13:14,890
- A week and a half of lottery tickets.

300
00:13:14,890 --> 00:13:15,723
Think of the money.

301
00:13:15,723 --> 00:13:18,002
Like 500 dollars, we could turn that into

302
00:13:18,002 --> 00:13:19,620
hundreds of thousands of dollars.

303
00:13:19,620 --> 00:13:20,907
We're entering this, yeah.

304
00:13:20,907 --> 00:13:23,083
- But it's 50 dollars to enter.

305
00:13:24,260 --> 00:13:25,120
That's a lot.

306
00:13:25,120 --> 00:13:25,953
- Yeah.

307
00:13:27,050 --> 00:13:27,883
- I feel like.

308
00:13:29,096 --> 00:13:30,180
We could do that,

309
00:13:30,180 --> 00:13:33,450
but it's just one person, 50 dollars.

310
00:13:33,450 --> 00:13:34,283
- Yeah.

311
00:13:34,283 --> 00:13:36,883
- Yeah, we probably know who should enter.

312
00:13:38,305 --> 00:13:40,630
- I mean, I would like to.

313
00:13:40,630 --> 00:13:42,630
Like, I've gotten a lot better,

314
00:13:42,630 --> 00:13:43,727
and I think I could really bring it,

315
00:13:43,727 --> 00:13:45,473
and I could really do a great job.

316
00:13:46,720 --> 00:13:47,553
- You could bring it.

317
00:13:47,553 --> 00:13:48,386
- Yeah.

318
00:13:48,386 --> 00:13:49,219
- You could bring my bag.

319
00:13:50,135 --> 00:13:50,990
You could bring my bag.

320
00:13:50,990 --> 00:13:52,520
- Like carry your bag?

321
00:13:52,520 --> 00:13:54,443
- Like be my caddy.

322
00:13:54,443 --> 00:13:56,111
Do you want to be my caddy?

323
00:13:56,111 --> 00:13:57,177
- Yeah.

324
00:13:57,177 --> 00:13:59,549
(upbeat music)

325
00:13:59,549 --> 00:14:02,216
(doors opening)

326
00:14:05,212 --> 00:14:08,667
(Robert falling and grunting)

327
00:14:08,667 --> 00:14:11,500
(Robert exhaling)

328
00:14:25,253 --> 00:14:27,836
(can rattling)

329
00:14:36,303 --> 00:14:39,720
(Robert clearing throat)

330
00:14:44,452 --> 00:14:47,285
(Robert spitting)

331
00:14:52,462 --> 00:14:55,211
(Lily groaning)

332
00:14:55,211 --> 00:14:56,347
(Robert clearing throat)

333
00:14:56,347 --> 00:15:00,264
(Robert playing slide whistle)

334
00:15:04,308 --> 00:15:07,725
(Frisbee hitting Robert)

335
00:15:09,924 --> 00:15:10,757
- Sorry.

336
00:15:15,518 --> 00:15:17,268
- Oh, where were you?

337
00:15:18,816 --> 00:15:20,520
- I was.
- I know.

338
00:15:20,520 --> 00:15:21,383
- [Both] Golfing.

339
00:15:22,530 --> 00:15:23,363
- How?

340
00:15:23,363 --> 00:15:24,960
- Well that's all you do.

341
00:15:24,960 --> 00:15:27,013
But that's what I wanted
to talk to you about.

342
00:15:28,809 --> 00:15:30,410
How'd that contest go?

343
00:15:30,410 --> 00:15:33,253
The light break, nighttime contest?

344
00:15:34,200 --> 00:15:35,434
- I lost.

345
00:15:35,434 --> 00:15:38,370
- (smirking) Did you?

346
00:15:38,370 --> 00:15:41,400
So that's another 20
bucks down the shitter.

347
00:15:41,400 --> 00:15:43,243
Oh, this came for you.

348
00:15:45,300 --> 00:15:46,133
Sorry.

349
00:15:48,410 --> 00:15:49,860
- Dear Tenant, please leave.

350
00:15:49,860 --> 00:15:50,930
I love you.

351
00:15:50,930 --> 00:15:52,440
The MGM.

352
00:15:52,440 --> 00:15:53,880
- It's an eviction notice, okay.

353
00:15:53,880 --> 00:15:56,540
You're being evicted and
I'd like you to evict ASAP.

354
00:15:56,540 --> 00:15:57,490
- Okay, Dad.
- Which means

355
00:15:57,490 --> 00:15:58,750
as soon as possible.

356
00:15:58,750 --> 00:15:59,900
- I don't have time for this, okay.

357
00:15:59,900 --> 00:16:00,880
I'm cold.

358
00:16:00,880 --> 00:16:02,170
- Hey, hey, hey, hang on a minute.

359
00:16:02,170 --> 00:16:04,623
You always avoid this topic.

360
00:16:05,700 --> 00:16:06,830
There's never any time,

361
00:16:06,830 --> 00:16:08,710
and I wanna discuss this now,

362
00:16:08,710 --> 00:16:10,690
because I could rent your room out,

363
00:16:10,690 --> 00:16:13,900
and I need to because I'm not doing well.

364
00:16:13,900 --> 00:16:14,937
Okay, you're 17 years old.

365
00:16:14,937 --> 00:16:16,120
- I'm 20 years old.

366
00:16:16,120 --> 00:16:17,620
- Okay, that's worse.

367
00:16:17,620 --> 00:16:21,120
You know, I ran away when I was 16.

368
00:16:21,120 --> 00:16:22,750
Just a little, faggoty kid,

369
00:16:22,750 --> 00:16:24,180
running down the streets of Chicago,

370
00:16:24,180 --> 00:16:25,160
and I had nowhere to go.

371
00:16:25,160 --> 00:16:27,010
I know you have a place to go.

372
00:16:27,010 --> 00:16:27,843
Don't you?

373
00:16:27,843 --> 00:16:28,980
- No.

374
00:16:28,980 --> 00:16:30,480
- Well, listen.

375
00:16:30,480 --> 00:16:31,313
Listen to me,

376
00:16:32,420 --> 00:16:36,910
I would be doing you a
disservice if I let you stay here

377
00:16:36,910 --> 00:16:40,970
for free, and suck on my milkless teat

378
00:16:40,970 --> 00:16:42,530
for the rest of your life.

379
00:16:42,530 --> 00:16:44,190
You're doing nothing,

380
00:16:44,190 --> 00:16:45,680
nothing with your life.

381
00:16:45,680 --> 00:16:47,460
You don't have a job.

382
00:16:47,460 --> 00:16:48,610
- You don't have a job.

383
00:16:50,360 --> 00:16:51,861
- You watch your mouth, little lady.

384
00:16:51,861 --> 00:16:54,270
I'll wash it out with Ivory soap.

385
00:16:54,270 --> 00:16:58,100
Okay, I run an antiquities exchange.

386
00:16:58,100 --> 00:17:00,470
- You run a junk shop.

387
00:17:00,470 --> 00:17:03,460
- For the last time,
it is an antique store,

388
00:17:03,460 --> 00:17:05,750
and I know it's not doing well.

389
00:17:05,750 --> 00:17:07,760
That's why I need you to, you know,

390
00:17:07,760 --> 00:17:08,880
stay with one of your friends,

391
00:17:08,880 --> 00:17:10,970
just maybe just for a couple months,

392
00:17:10,970 --> 00:17:13,790
up to a couple, forever hopefully.

393
00:17:13,790 --> 00:17:15,910
It's called leaving the nest.

394
00:17:15,910 --> 00:17:18,660
I should just push you out
and see if you can fly.

395
00:17:18,660 --> 00:17:19,493
I need to
(banging on door)

396
00:17:19,493 --> 00:17:21,390
rent this room out.

397
00:17:21,390 --> 00:17:22,223
- Okay.

398
00:17:22,223 --> 00:17:23,830
- [Robert] You're not doing anything

399
00:17:23,830 --> 00:17:24,710
with your life.

400
00:17:24,710 --> 00:17:25,950
- Yes I am.

401
00:17:25,950 --> 00:17:29,270
I'm going to be a
professional disc golfer.

402
00:17:29,270 --> 00:17:33,740
- There's no such thing as
a professional disc golfer!

403
00:17:33,740 --> 00:17:34,600
- Okay, I'm out.

404
00:17:34,600 --> 00:17:35,433
I'll move out.

405
00:17:35,433 --> 00:17:38,280
- Hey, hey, hang on a
minute, hang on a minute.

406
00:17:38,280 --> 00:17:40,060
You do have a place to go, yeah?

407
00:17:40,060 --> 00:17:40,893
- Yeah.

408
00:17:40,893 --> 00:17:43,633
- Okay, because I'm not a devil.

409
00:17:43,633 --> 00:17:45,090
- Yeah you are, but whatever.

410
00:17:45,090 --> 00:17:46,160
- No, hang on a minute.

411
00:17:46,160 --> 00:17:47,117
I'm sorry I yelled.

412
00:17:47,117 --> 00:17:48,343
I'm sorry, but listen.

413
00:17:49,230 --> 00:17:51,330
This is gonna be good, this is gonna good.

414
00:17:53,013 --> 00:17:55,374
It's gonna be very good for you.

415
00:17:55,374 --> 00:17:56,944
(door opening)

416
00:17:56,944 --> 00:17:59,861
(suitcase rolling)

417
00:18:06,850 --> 00:18:09,320
- Hey, I just came
through your front door.

418
00:18:09,320 --> 00:18:10,153
It's unlocked.

419
00:18:11,370 --> 00:18:13,025
Lily's room good to go?

420
00:18:13,025 --> 00:18:15,608
(mellow music)

421
00:18:18,810 --> 00:18:21,100
- I'm going to take a quick potty break,

422
00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:21,933
and I'll be.

423
00:18:24,608 --> 00:18:26,634
(door closing)

424
00:18:26,634 --> 00:18:29,338
- [Announcer] Can we get a
manager to register five, please?

425
00:18:29,338 --> 00:18:31,024
A manager to the front.

426
00:18:31,024 --> 00:18:33,607
(upbeat music)

427
00:18:37,694 --> 00:18:40,444
(motor whirring)

428
00:19:05,182 --> 00:19:07,295
- Where's the key to this drawer?

429
00:19:07,295 --> 00:19:09,073
'Cause I can't get it.

430
00:19:09,073 --> 00:19:10,296
- I don't know.

431
00:19:10,296 --> 00:19:11,564
(can tapping on door)

432
00:19:11,564 --> 00:19:14,960
- Mr. Markles is here.

433
00:19:14,960 --> 00:19:16,096
(bell ringing)

434
00:19:16,096 --> 00:19:17,866
Mr. Markles.

435
00:19:17,866 --> 00:19:20,012
(cane tapping floor)

436
00:19:20,012 --> 00:19:21,228
No.
- Here, let me get that.

437
00:19:21,228 --> 00:19:23,742
(both mumbling)

438
00:19:23,742 --> 00:19:24,825
- You go get.

439
00:19:26,413 --> 00:19:28,319
Stop, Mr. Markles.

440
00:19:28,319 --> 00:19:29,750
Mr. Markles,
(glass clattering)

441
00:19:29,750 --> 00:19:31,659
no, have a seat.

442
00:19:31,659 --> 00:19:32,648
Hi, no, what.

443
00:19:32,648 --> 00:19:36,757
(boxes falling)
(glass clattering)

444
00:19:36,757 --> 00:19:37,590
Help me.

445
00:19:39,137 --> 00:19:40,900
It's just a little glassware.

446
00:19:40,900 --> 00:19:42,570
- Excuse me.

447
00:19:42,570 --> 00:19:44,290
Jimmy Choo shoes?

448
00:19:44,290 --> 00:19:45,123
- Sit here.

449
00:19:45,123 --> 00:19:45,956
- [Customer] Jimmy Choo!

450
00:19:45,956 --> 00:19:46,961
- Coming, coming, coming.

451
00:19:46,961 --> 00:19:47,794
Coming.

452
00:19:48,909 --> 00:19:49,884
No, there's are not.

453
00:19:49,884 --> 00:19:51,970
No, those are Tom Ford.

454
00:19:51,970 --> 00:19:54,313
Oh, no, those are Tom Ford.

455
00:19:56,470 --> 00:19:58,250
Mr. Markles!

456
00:19:58,250 --> 00:19:59,083
No, Shane!

457
00:19:59,921 --> 00:20:01,105
(glass clattering)
Mr. Markles!

458
00:20:01,105 --> 00:20:01,938
Shane!

459
00:20:03,255 --> 00:20:05,601
(screaming) Mr. Markles.

460
00:20:05,601 --> 00:20:06,934
No, Mr. Markles!

461
00:20:08,778 --> 00:20:10,538
Help me, Shane!

462
00:20:10,538 --> 00:20:12,987
(glass shattering)

463
00:20:12,987 --> 00:20:14,340
Mr. Markles!

464
00:20:14,340 --> 00:20:17,730
Help me!

465
00:20:17,730 --> 00:20:19,252
- [Customer] Jimmy Choo shoes.

466
00:20:19,252 --> 00:20:20,085
- Coming, coming.

467
00:20:20,085 --> 00:20:22,350
- Shoes!
- Coming, coming.

468
00:20:22,350 --> 00:20:25,100
(dramatic music)

469
00:20:27,667 --> 00:20:29,290
- Did you get any money?

470
00:20:29,290 --> 00:20:30,330
- I got 10 dollars.

471
00:20:30,330 --> 00:20:31,397
- Really?
- Yeah.

472
00:20:31,397 --> 00:20:32,563
- All right, all right.

473
00:20:32,563 --> 00:20:34,520
40 more to go.

474
00:20:34,520 --> 00:20:35,970
- We're gonna invest it, man.

475
00:20:35,970 --> 00:20:40,123
We're gonna take that 10
dollars, get a scratcher, boom.

476
00:20:41,400 --> 00:20:42,320
- Wait, what?

477
00:20:42,320 --> 00:20:43,493
- Set for life.

478
00:20:44,480 --> 00:20:45,423
Set for life.

479
00:20:48,222 --> 00:20:49,690
(register beeping)
- Thank you.

480
00:20:49,690 --> 00:20:50,650
Gotta win this one.

481
00:20:50,650 --> 00:20:51,540
I'm gonna win it.

482
00:20:51,540 --> 00:20:52,373
Yeah!

483
00:20:52,373 --> 00:20:53,206
- Well, scratch it.

484
00:20:53,206 --> 00:20:54,923
- You don't scratch it.

485
00:20:57,098 --> 00:20:57,931
You gotta be in it.

486
00:20:57,931 --> 00:20:58,830
- What do you mean?

487
00:20:58,830 --> 00:21:00,413
- You gotta be in the zone.

488
00:21:02,320 --> 00:21:04,320
(coin scratching ticket)

489
00:21:04,320 --> 00:21:05,163
Oh, shit.

490
00:21:06,186 --> 00:21:07,019
- Did we win?

491
00:21:07,019 --> 00:21:07,852
- Yeah, yeah.

492
00:21:07,852 --> 00:21:08,685
- We won?
- Yeah.

493
00:21:08,685 --> 00:21:09,610
- How much?

494
00:21:09,610 --> 00:21:10,850
- We won another one.

495
00:21:10,850 --> 00:21:14,580
Yeah, we won another one.

496
00:21:14,580 --> 00:21:15,900
- Should've just gotten your money back.

497
00:21:15,900 --> 00:21:17,578
All right, just scratch it.

498
00:21:17,578 --> 00:21:20,240
(knuckles cracking)

499
00:21:20,240 --> 00:21:21,690
- I feel like you're glaring.

500
00:21:22,820 --> 00:21:23,653
You're glaring.

501
00:21:25,348 --> 00:21:27,890
(sighing) They can't all be winners, okay.

502
00:21:27,890 --> 00:21:28,910
- Did you at least win another one?

503
00:21:28,910 --> 00:21:30,767
- No, but we'll get another one.

504
00:21:35,002 --> 00:21:37,585
(Lily sighing)

505
00:21:39,120 --> 00:21:41,330
- Lose like 20 dollars every day.

506
00:21:41,330 --> 00:21:42,603
It's not just today.

507
00:21:43,550 --> 00:21:44,383
- No.

508
00:21:44,383 --> 00:21:45,816
- Yes.

509
00:21:45,816 --> 00:21:47,210
- No.

510
00:21:47,210 --> 00:21:48,350
No.

511
00:21:48,350 --> 00:21:50,820
But it's still playing the odds.

512
00:21:50,820 --> 00:21:51,750
You know,

513
00:21:51,750 --> 00:21:53,090
like you still gotta,
- Oh my god.

514
00:21:53,090 --> 00:21:54,240
- I won that free ticket.

515
00:21:54,240 --> 00:21:55,480
- Oh my god, seriously,

516
00:21:55,480 --> 00:21:57,200
you literally sound insane,

517
00:21:57,200 --> 00:21:58,680
and I'm not about to just

518
00:21:58,680 --> 00:21:59,609
waste my life,
- Well, you know what?

519
00:21:59,609 --> 00:22:02,700
- Trying to get you to get scratchers.

520
00:22:02,700 --> 00:22:04,730
- You kind of sound
like a bitch right now.

521
00:22:04,730 --> 00:22:05,563
- Okay, then I'm a bitch.
- Maybe your dad's right.

522
00:22:05,563 --> 00:22:06,740
Do you want 50 dollars?

523
00:22:06,740 --> 00:22:07,950
Or do you want 50000 dollars?

524
00:22:07,950 --> 00:22:10,907
- No, I don't care about
having 50000 dollars right now.

525
00:22:10,907 --> 00:22:12,040
- But you want 50 dollars.

526
00:22:12,040 --> 00:22:15,763
- I want to just take
a nap in my room, okay.

527
00:22:15,763 --> 00:22:16,730
- In your room?

528
00:22:16,730 --> 00:22:17,596
- Yes.

529
00:22:17,596 --> 00:22:19,960
- You have a place to sleep
because of me right now.

530
00:22:19,960 --> 00:22:20,831
- I know, and thank you.

531
00:22:20,831 --> 00:22:22,813
- (Hushing) My mom's asleep,
my mom's asleep, 'kay?

532
00:22:22,813 --> 00:22:23,646
(Lily snoring)

533
00:22:23,646 --> 00:22:25,060
You're not sleeping.

534
00:22:25,060 --> 00:22:27,413
You can't fall asleep that fast.

535
00:22:28,283 --> 00:22:29,116
Lily.

536
00:22:30,060 --> 00:22:32,507
I am your caddy, okay,

537
00:22:32,507 --> 00:22:35,320
and I am there, guiding you step by step,

538
00:22:35,320 --> 00:22:37,500
I am there telling you
which disc to throw,

539
00:22:37,500 --> 00:22:39,432
and how to throw it.

540
00:22:39,432 --> 00:22:42,220
And I am there every step of the way,

541
00:22:42,220 --> 00:22:43,830
leading you to victory.

542
00:22:43,830 --> 00:22:45,900
And this is a victory
I'm trying to lead us to,

543
00:22:45,900 --> 00:22:47,210
but you're fucking it up.

544
00:22:47,210 --> 00:22:48,301
Lily.

545
00:22:48,301 --> 00:22:49,134
Lily.

546
00:22:50,400 --> 00:22:51,233
Lily.

547
00:22:52,170 --> 00:22:53,400
I'm gonna go get some pretzels.

548
00:22:53,400 --> 00:22:54,233
(Lily snoring)

549
00:22:54,233 --> 00:22:56,120
I'm gonna get some pretzels,

550
00:22:56,120 --> 00:22:57,630
and I'm gonna get a Set For Life,

551
00:22:57,630 --> 00:23:00,620
and I'm gonna bring home that money.

552
00:23:00,620 --> 00:23:02,339
Your dad's right, you're a bitch.

553
00:23:02,339 --> 00:23:04,600
(dog groaning)

554
00:23:04,600 --> 00:23:09,060
- Now, is it possible on the
website of the internets,

555
00:23:09,060 --> 00:23:12,420
to get sound, song?

556
00:23:12,420 --> 00:23:13,253
- Yeah.

557
00:23:13,253 --> 00:23:16,594
- Then can I compose something?

558
00:23:16,594 --> 00:23:18,297
- Yeah.
- Something like this?

559
00:23:18,297 --> 00:23:22,214
(Robert playing slide whistle)

560
00:23:29,344 --> 00:23:31,547
- Yeah, that's pretty good.

561
00:23:31,547 --> 00:23:32,750
- Are you laughing at me?

562
00:23:32,750 --> 00:23:33,828
- No, I think that's really good.

563
00:23:33,828 --> 00:23:34,777
- You're smiling.

564
00:23:34,777 --> 00:23:36,470
- I'm smiling 'cause it's really good.

565
00:23:36,470 --> 00:23:37,303
- Really?

566
00:23:37,303 --> 00:23:38,136
- Yeah.
(Robert cheering)

567
00:23:38,136 --> 00:23:38,969
It's really good.

568
00:23:38,969 --> 00:23:40,920
- Yes, I like this, I
like this, I like this

569
00:23:40,920 --> 00:23:41,753
so much.

570
00:23:41,753 --> 00:23:45,580
It's a little out of tune,
but I blame the whistle.

571
00:23:45,580 --> 00:23:46,960
It's a little bent.

572
00:23:46,960 --> 00:23:48,603
I'm a professional.

573
00:23:49,910 --> 00:23:52,933
You know, I really need
a metal slide whistle.

574
00:23:53,801 --> 00:23:56,681
These are just cheap, hard plastic.

575
00:23:56,681 --> 00:23:57,870
(whistle dropping)

576
00:23:57,870 --> 00:24:00,040
Show me the bells and whistles

577
00:24:00,040 --> 00:24:03,060
when you first see the main page.

578
00:24:03,060 --> 00:24:04,450
What are they gonna see?

579
00:24:04,450 --> 00:24:05,450
- How about we put you?

580
00:24:05,450 --> 00:24:06,900
- Oh, I like.
- Do you like that?

581
00:24:06,900 --> 00:24:07,733
- I like that.

582
00:24:07,733 --> 00:24:08,566
- All right, let's do that.

583
00:24:08,566 --> 00:24:09,399
We'll put you.

584
00:24:09,399 --> 00:24:10,232
- Oh, I like that a lot.

585
00:24:10,232 --> 00:24:11,065
Just my face.

586
00:24:11,065 --> 00:24:11,898
- And then we'll have you hold (mumbling).

587
00:24:11,898 --> 00:24:13,338
- Oh, I see, right.

588
00:24:13,338 --> 00:24:14,530
(mumbling) I like that.

589
00:24:14,530 --> 00:24:16,170
- We'll have you holding all your junk.

590
00:24:16,170 --> 00:24:17,060
- I love it.

591
00:24:19,000 --> 00:24:20,623
- We'll do one side.

592
00:24:20,623 --> 00:24:21,773
- Can you stop?

593
00:24:22,970 --> 00:24:24,660
They're antiques, they're antiquities,

594
00:24:24,660 --> 00:24:28,784
they're expensive, and they're very old.

595
00:24:28,784 --> 00:24:29,617
- Okay.

596
00:24:29,617 --> 00:24:32,240
- I don't want to hear you say junk again.

597
00:24:32,240 --> 00:24:35,430
Just because it's old
doesn't mean it's junk.

598
00:24:35,430 --> 00:24:36,963
- Okay, sorry.

599
00:24:38,410 --> 00:24:39,970
- Did you hear that?

600
00:24:39,970 --> 00:24:41,580
Did you hear that?

601
00:24:41,580 --> 00:24:45,240
Just because something's
old doesn't mean it's junk,

602
00:24:45,240 --> 00:24:46,073
something like that,

603
00:24:46,073 --> 00:24:47,490
like, for a slogan.

604
00:24:47,490 --> 00:24:48,460
- That's pretty good.
- Right.

605
00:24:48,460 --> 00:24:49,475
- Yeah, that's actually really good.

606
00:24:49,475 --> 00:24:50,870
- Right.
- Yeah, that's really good.

607
00:24:50,870 --> 00:24:51,927
- Right!

608
00:24:51,927 --> 00:24:55,540
I've been looking for a slogan for years!

609
00:24:55,540 --> 00:24:58,172
I've got to write this down.

610
00:24:58,172 --> 00:24:59,172
There we go.

611
00:25:01,200 --> 00:25:02,520
Something about junk.

612
00:25:02,520 --> 00:25:04,170
- Junk.
- You called it junk.

613
00:25:04,170 --> 00:25:05,020
- I did, but it wasn't.

614
00:25:05,020 --> 00:25:07,697
- Yeah, okay, don't bring your, no,

615
00:25:07,697 --> 00:25:10,800
it was something, what
was it, how did it start?

616
00:25:10,800 --> 00:25:11,633
- Just.

617
00:25:11,633 --> 00:25:14,263
- Right, right, right, I got it, I got it.

618
00:25:14,263 --> 00:25:15,096
Just,

619
00:25:18,662 --> 00:25:19,495
hang on.

620
00:25:24,790 --> 00:25:27,610
Just, all that's coming
to me is just junk,

621
00:25:27,610 --> 00:25:30,420
but that doesn't, that would be the worst.

622
00:25:30,420 --> 00:25:31,343
Just junk.

623
00:25:33,350 --> 00:25:34,440
(Robert sighing)

624
00:25:34,440 --> 00:25:35,393
We lost it.

625
00:25:36,230 --> 00:25:39,560
I just don't remember what it is.

626
00:25:39,560 --> 00:25:42,803
Just because it's junk
doesn't mean it's junk.

627
00:25:43,969 --> 00:25:47,970
What kind of flibbertgibbet,
flibbertigibbert idiot

628
00:25:49,060 --> 00:25:51,827
would come up with something like that?

629
00:25:53,473 --> 00:25:57,120
You're a real willow of the whisp,

630
00:25:57,120 --> 00:26:00,363
real mongoloid idiot.

631
00:26:01,358 --> 00:26:05,041
(paper ripping and crumpling)

632
00:26:05,041 --> 00:26:07,538
(dog whining)

633
00:26:07,538 --> 00:26:10,890
- Lettuce, peanut butter.

634
00:26:10,890 --> 00:26:11,803
Yes, Nona?

635
00:26:14,220 --> 00:26:15,740
- I have a thought.

636
00:26:15,740 --> 00:26:18,640
- Well keep that one up, that's a change.

637
00:26:18,640 --> 00:26:20,533
- I need 50 dollars.

638
00:26:24,460 --> 00:26:27,140
- You need to stop
thinking and start praying.

639
00:26:27,140 --> 00:26:29,710
You have got to stop the scratching.

640
00:26:29,710 --> 00:26:31,220
- I'm not scratching.

641
00:26:31,220 --> 00:26:32,370
- Then what?

642
00:26:32,370 --> 00:26:33,340
- Disc golf.

643
00:26:34,950 --> 00:26:35,783
Yeah.

644
00:26:36,890 --> 00:26:38,830
- So you're playing actual golf?

645
00:26:38,830 --> 00:26:40,140
- It's like golf, but

646
00:26:40,140 --> 00:26:41,700
it would use a Frisbee.

647
00:26:41,700 --> 00:26:44,590
- How do you hit a
Frisbee with a golf club?

648
00:26:44,590 --> 00:26:45,980
- You use a disc.

649
00:26:45,980 --> 00:26:47,320
There's no golf clubs.

650
00:26:47,320 --> 00:26:49,390
- How do you get the disc
into the little holes?

651
00:26:49,390 --> 00:26:50,620
- Instead of the little holes,

652
00:26:50,620 --> 00:26:55,620
there's these big, metal,
like chain, like baskets.

653
00:26:56,690 --> 00:26:59,398
There's a tournament this weekend,

654
00:26:59,398 --> 00:27:04,360
and we need 50 dollars
to play, to rock it.

655
00:27:04,360 --> 00:27:05,220
- We?

656
00:27:05,220 --> 00:27:06,420
- Yeah, Lily.

657
00:27:06,420 --> 00:27:07,253
- I'm out.

658
00:27:07,253 --> 00:27:08,542
- No, no.

659
00:27:08,542 --> 00:27:12,580
Mom, she can totally win this.

660
00:27:12,580 --> 00:27:13,413
Please?

661
00:27:13,413 --> 00:27:14,820
- Please what?

662
00:27:14,820 --> 00:27:17,090
That bitch is trouble.

663
00:27:17,090 --> 00:27:17,950
- Which bitch?

664
00:27:17,950 --> 00:27:20,320
- The which bitch behind me.

665
00:27:20,320 --> 00:27:23,920
- Lily is my best friend, Mom.

666
00:27:23,920 --> 00:27:25,440
I know she can win this.

667
00:27:25,440 --> 00:27:28,563
She is like a disc golf god.

668
00:27:30,090 --> 00:27:30,923
Please?

669
00:27:33,700 --> 00:27:34,684
- Fine.

670
00:27:34,684 --> 00:27:37,267
(upbeat music)

671
00:27:59,263 --> 00:28:01,432
- Lily, can you come here for a second?

672
00:28:01,432 --> 00:28:02,813
- Oh, yeah.

673
00:28:06,265 --> 00:28:07,098
What's up?

674
00:28:07,098 --> 00:28:09,523
- Yeah, could you just stop staring at me?

675
00:28:10,613 --> 00:28:12,573
It just makes me feel
uncomfortable, that's all.

676
00:28:14,033 --> 00:28:16,990
- I just wish that I
could just stare at you

677
00:28:16,990 --> 00:28:19,420
without feeling like a creep.

678
00:28:19,420 --> 00:28:22,440
Guys do it all the time, right,
and we don't say anything.

679
00:28:22,440 --> 00:28:24,390
No matter what we say

680
00:28:24,390 --> 00:28:26,590
you guys think that
we're flirting with you.

681
00:28:28,480 --> 00:28:31,503
- Yeah, I'd just prefer
if you didn't, that's all.

682
00:28:32,909 --> 00:28:36,865
- Well I'm gonna fuck you with my eyes.

683
00:28:36,865 --> 00:28:38,033
- Enjoy your session.

684
00:28:38,033 --> 00:28:38,880
- Yeah.

685
00:28:38,880 --> 00:28:39,895
- Have fun.

686
00:28:39,895 --> 00:28:42,478
(upbeat music)

687
00:28:54,704 --> 00:28:57,454
(dramatic music)

688
00:29:08,606 --> 00:29:09,439
(Nona yelling)

689
00:29:09,439 --> 00:29:12,356
(Lily kissing arm)

690
00:29:19,465 --> 00:29:22,382
(Lily kissing arm)

691
00:29:35,648 --> 00:29:38,737
(man mumbling)

692
00:29:38,737 --> 00:29:42,830
- All right, first place
today is Lily Fletcher.

693
00:29:42,830 --> 00:29:46,050
She's gonna be taking first place prize.

694
00:29:46,050 --> 00:29:47,480
Congratulations.
(all applauding)

695
00:29:47,480 --> 00:29:48,483
Great game.

696
00:29:52,430 --> 00:29:53,760
- Hey.

697
00:29:53,760 --> 00:29:54,710
Lily.

698
00:29:54,710 --> 00:29:55,543
Wait up.

699
00:29:56,520 --> 00:29:58,380
Hey, congratulations.

700
00:29:58,380 --> 00:29:59,640
- Thanks, yeah.

701
00:29:59,640 --> 00:30:02,040
- As you know, I work for Legacy,

702
00:30:02,040 --> 00:30:04,720
and we wanted you to come
by the shop sometime,

703
00:30:04,720 --> 00:30:05,923
pick up some gear on us.

704
00:30:06,760 --> 00:30:07,950
- Okay.

705
00:30:07,950 --> 00:30:11,320
- And I was curious, are
you serious about going pro?

706
00:30:11,320 --> 00:30:12,483
- Yes, yeah.

707
00:30:13,740 --> 00:30:17,183
- Well, we'd like to offer
you a full sponsorship.

708
00:30:19,960 --> 00:30:20,930
- Really?

709
00:30:20,930 --> 00:30:22,060
- Yeah.

710
00:30:22,060 --> 00:30:24,700
I mean you're extremely
talented young woman,

711
00:30:24,700 --> 00:30:27,140
and by representing Legacy Discs,

712
00:30:27,140 --> 00:30:27,973
it's gonna open up

713
00:30:27,973 --> 00:30:29,260
a ton of new opportunities
for you to shine.

714
00:30:29,260 --> 00:30:30,980
- Oh my god.

715
00:30:30,980 --> 00:30:32,532
I will not let you down.

716
00:30:32,532 --> 00:30:33,830
- What about me?

717
00:30:33,830 --> 00:30:34,710
- What?

718
00:30:34,710 --> 00:30:36,203
- Do I get sponsorship too?

719
00:30:37,840 --> 00:30:40,113
- We don't generally sponsor caddies.

720
00:30:41,763 --> 00:30:44,063
- Oh, well yeah, sorry.

721
00:30:45,860 --> 00:30:48,653
- I mean, I'm sorry, I can't then.

722
00:30:51,060 --> 00:30:53,669
- Well then, I guess
you're both sponsored.

723
00:30:53,669 --> 00:30:54,502
- [Lily] Really?

724
00:30:54,502 --> 00:30:55,335
- Yeah, I mean we'll have to.

725
00:30:55,335 --> 00:30:56,168
- Oh my god!
- Aw, sweet!

726
00:30:56,168 --> 00:30:57,190
Yeah, yeah.

727
00:30:57,190 --> 00:30:58,490
- Yeah, I'll have to
run it by my boss, but.

728
00:30:58,490 --> 00:31:00,691
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
run it by your boss.

729
00:31:00,691 --> 00:31:01,524
- Thanks.

730
00:31:01,524 --> 00:31:02,910
- Should be cool.

731
00:31:02,910 --> 00:31:04,449
Yeah, so, well you have my card.

732
00:31:04,449 --> 00:31:06,830
Come stop by anytime.

733
00:31:06,830 --> 00:31:07,740
Maybe later this week.

734
00:31:07,740 --> 00:31:08,737
- Okay.
- Yeah.

735
00:31:08,737 --> 00:31:10,167
- Thanks.

736
00:31:10,167 --> 00:31:11,653
- Sooner than later, if you want.

737
00:31:11,653 --> 00:31:14,587
- Yeah, I hope it's sooner than later.

738
00:31:14,587 --> 00:31:15,995
- No, I didn't mean it like that.

739
00:31:15,995 --> 00:31:16,828
But, yeah.

740
00:31:18,120 --> 00:31:21,196
- But you just said sooner than later.

741
00:31:21,196 --> 00:31:23,210
- Oh yeah, don't put words in my mouth.

742
00:31:23,210 --> 00:31:25,040
- Okay, I'm not, but.
- See ya later.

743
00:31:25,040 --> 00:31:26,830
- Yeah, sooner than later.

744
00:31:26,830 --> 00:31:28,510
- Congratulations.
- Thanks.

745
00:31:28,510 --> 00:31:30,060
- I think he likes me.
- Yeah.

746
00:31:35,836 --> 00:31:37,540
- Oh, look what I made.

747
00:31:37,540 --> 00:31:38,793
- Looks good.

748
00:31:39,640 --> 00:31:41,240
- Picked 'em right off the tree.

749
00:31:42,560 --> 00:31:43,990
- Oh, by the way, I wanted to tell you,

750
00:31:43,990 --> 00:31:45,940
The Antique Roadshow is coming to town.

751
00:31:48,950 --> 00:31:49,783
- Right.

752
00:31:52,027 --> 00:31:54,260
I know, I know.

753
00:31:54,260 --> 00:31:55,908
I'm going on.

754
00:31:55,908 --> 00:31:57,463
- I thought it was appointment only.

755
00:31:59,180 --> 00:32:01,280
- Oh no, I was planning
on calling them today,

756
00:32:01,280 --> 00:32:02,460
making that appointment,

757
00:32:02,460 --> 00:32:05,811
but it's fascinating we're on the same.

758
00:32:05,811 --> 00:32:07,358
That's good.

759
00:32:07,358 --> 00:32:09,203
You're thinking like me.

760
00:32:10,240 --> 00:32:11,273
That's exciting.

761
00:32:13,252 --> 00:32:17,169
(Robert playing slide whistle)

762
00:32:35,960 --> 00:32:37,623
Well, I think I'm gonna
pop into the philharmonic

763
00:32:37,623 --> 00:32:40,060
and see if they need a
slide whistler. (laughing)

764
00:32:40,060 --> 00:32:41,640
- [Shane] Oh really?

765
00:32:41,640 --> 00:32:44,284
That's so weird, 'cause
I got you something.

766
00:32:44,284 --> 00:32:45,451
- Oh, what is.

767
00:32:47,130 --> 00:32:48,770
What the fuck is this?

768
00:32:48,770 --> 00:32:49,603
- It's a kazoo.

769
00:32:49,603 --> 00:32:50,436
- I know.

770
00:32:52,497 --> 00:32:53,873
I know it's a kazoo.

771
00:32:55,089 --> 00:32:57,030
Why would you think I'd want that.

772
00:32:57,030 --> 00:33:00,910
- Because clowns like slide whistles,

773
00:33:00,910 --> 00:33:02,030
and clowns use kazoos.

774
00:33:02,030 --> 00:33:03,240
I thought you would like this.

775
00:33:03,240 --> 00:33:05,233
I thought that's something you would like.

776
00:33:07,062 --> 00:33:08,843
- I'm a clown?

777
00:33:09,680 --> 00:33:11,310
- No, I didn't say that.

778
00:33:11,310 --> 00:33:14,050
- You just said I'm a clown.

779
00:33:14,050 --> 00:33:16,480
You said, clowns like slide whistles,

780
00:33:16,480 --> 00:33:19,130
and you know I like slide whistles.

781
00:33:19,130 --> 00:33:20,130
So I'm a clown

782
00:33:20,130 --> 00:33:22,516
that's going to like
slide whistles and kazoos.

783
00:33:22,516 --> 00:33:23,450
- No, that's not what I said.

784
00:33:23,450 --> 00:33:24,374
I just said that, you know,

785
00:33:24,374 --> 00:33:26,350
that clowns they have to use those things.

786
00:33:26,350 --> 00:33:27,183
I didn't know.

787
00:33:27,183 --> 00:33:31,073
- First of all, clowns
don't use slide whistles.

788
00:33:32,410 --> 00:33:37,410
Slide whistles accompany
the clowns goofy actions

789
00:33:37,850 --> 00:33:39,763
and pratfalls and trips.

790
00:33:41,610 --> 00:33:44,370
They honk a horn maybe. (imitating horn)

791
00:33:44,370 --> 00:33:47,890
Now, I don't have any qualms
playing the slide whistle

792
00:33:47,890 --> 00:33:51,773
for a clown, in, let's
say Cirque du Soleil.

793
00:33:52,810 --> 00:33:57,810
It's a quite a very well
known and well paying gig.

794
00:33:58,170 --> 00:34:00,010
I've no problem with that.

795
00:34:00,010 --> 00:34:03,463
But I, meself, am not clown,

796
00:34:04,320 --> 00:34:07,910
with a rubber nose, running
around playing a slide.

797
00:34:07,910 --> 00:34:09,510
Clowns don't do that, git,

798
00:34:09,510 --> 00:34:14,510
please, try to understand there are clowns

799
00:34:16,430 --> 00:34:18,440
and there are musicians.

800
00:34:18,440 --> 00:34:19,610
- I thought it was a nice gesture.

801
00:34:19,610 --> 00:34:20,959
It's a kazoo.

802
00:34:20,959 --> 00:34:21,997
Who doesn't like kazoos.

803
00:34:21,997 --> 00:34:25,011
- Oh, right, you know
who doesn't like kazoos?

804
00:34:25,011 --> 00:34:26,710
(kazoo hitting floor)

805
00:34:26,710 --> 00:34:27,881
Me.

806
00:34:27,881 --> 00:34:30,600
(Lily gasping)

807
00:34:30,600 --> 00:34:31,840
- Legacy Disc.

808
00:34:31,840 --> 00:34:33,240
Bitch you're a legend.

809
00:34:33,240 --> 00:34:35,743
Right, come on, let's do this.

810
00:34:38,793 --> 00:34:41,523
(Lily knocking on door)

811
00:34:41,523 --> 00:34:44,106
(door opening)

812
00:34:45,218 --> 00:34:47,885
(phone ringing)

813
00:34:56,711 --> 00:34:59,711
(keyboard clicking)

814
00:35:08,800 --> 00:35:09,763
- [Both] Hi.

815
00:35:12,050 --> 00:35:13,530
- Yes, can I help you?

816
00:35:13,530 --> 00:35:14,750
- Is Matt here?

817
00:35:14,750 --> 00:35:15,673
- Max.
- Max here.

818
00:35:16,570 --> 00:35:17,540
Is Max here?

819
00:35:17,540 --> 00:35:18,723
Yeah, I don't know.

820
00:35:20,160 --> 00:35:23,030
- Could we call him?

821
00:35:23,030 --> 00:35:25,490
Or bring him forward?

822
00:35:25,490 --> 00:35:27,340
Or let him know that we're here?

823
00:35:27,340 --> 00:35:28,660
- I don't know, can you?

824
00:35:28,660 --> 00:35:30,173
- Does Max work here?

825
00:35:31,130 --> 00:35:32,600
- [Woman] I don't know.

826
00:35:32,600 --> 00:35:34,138
- Yeah, I'll be right back, yeah.

827
00:35:34,138 --> 00:35:35,971
- [Lily and Nona] Max!

828
00:35:38,596 --> 00:35:40,977
- Welcome to Legacy Discs.

829
00:35:40,977 --> 00:35:42,977
Make yourselves at home.

830
00:35:45,169 --> 00:35:46,419
Right, welcome.

831
00:35:49,169 --> 00:35:50,690
Yeah, so this is where we manufacture

832
00:35:50,690 --> 00:35:51,810
pretty much everything.

833
00:35:51,810 --> 00:35:54,070
You know, we got discs over here.

834
00:35:54,070 --> 00:35:56,048
We've got discs right here.

835
00:35:56,048 --> 00:35:58,527
We've got some more discs right here.

836
00:35:58,527 --> 00:35:59,810
It's where we get the work done, you know.

837
00:35:59,810 --> 00:36:02,190
Pretty much just got discs.

838
00:36:02,190 --> 00:36:03,560
Yeah, feel free to touch them.

839
00:36:03,560 --> 00:36:04,640
It's all right.

840
00:36:04,640 --> 00:36:08,057
(Lily and Nona giggling)

841
00:36:10,998 --> 00:36:12,946
- Oh, I wouldn't do that yet.

842
00:36:12,946 --> 00:36:16,700
Last week, we had Johnathon,
he put his finger in there,

843
00:36:16,700 --> 00:36:19,634
and now he's Nine Finger Johnny.

844
00:36:19,634 --> 00:36:22,301
(Lily laughing)

845
00:36:24,200 --> 00:36:25,370
I'm totally serious.

846
00:36:28,417 --> 00:36:30,167
- Nine Finger Johnny.

847
00:36:31,110 --> 00:36:33,003
Oh wait, I need to tie
my shoe really quick.

848
00:36:35,542 --> 00:36:38,125
(sultry music)

849
00:36:43,871 --> 00:36:44,704
- Ladies.

850
00:37:00,796 --> 00:37:04,129
(Nona and Lily moaning)

851
00:37:22,193 --> 00:37:23,163
- Dad, Dad.

852
00:37:24,278 --> 00:37:25,350
- Yeah.

853
00:37:25,350 --> 00:37:26,250
I'm over here.

854
00:37:26,250 --> 00:37:27,083
I'm in the lemons.

855
00:37:27,083 --> 00:37:29,030
- Oh, Dad, guess what?

856
00:37:29,030 --> 00:37:30,157
- What?

857
00:37:30,157 --> 00:37:31,193
- I got a sponsor.

858
00:37:32,610 --> 00:37:36,580
- Oh, I didn't know you had a problem.

859
00:37:36,580 --> 00:37:38,920
- I don't have a problem.

860
00:37:38,920 --> 00:37:40,140
- Was it alcohol?

861
00:37:40,140 --> 00:37:41,330
- What?

862
00:37:41,330 --> 00:37:43,733
- Oh my god, you're on drugs?

863
00:37:45,037 --> 00:37:46,970
You know what, you got a sponsor,

864
00:37:46,970 --> 00:37:48,140
you're ahead of the game.

865
00:37:48,140 --> 00:37:49,690
Look, my sponsor sucks.

866
00:37:49,690 --> 00:37:50,715
- No, I didn't get a.

867
00:37:50,715 --> 00:37:52,244
- He's in the hospital right now.

868
00:37:52,244 --> 00:37:53,720
- He is?

869
00:37:53,720 --> 00:37:57,280
- You know, pretty much,
I'm this close to drinking.

870
00:37:57,280 --> 00:37:58,580
- But you're not drinking.

871
00:38:00,140 --> 00:38:03,149
- I'm having a little nip
and tuck here and there.

872
00:38:03,149 --> 00:38:05,073
Maybe I could have your sponsor.

873
00:38:06,060 --> 00:38:07,256
- Well, no, I don't have
a sponsor like that.

874
00:38:07,256 --> 00:38:09,690
It's like, I have a
sponsor with my disc golf.

875
00:38:09,690 --> 00:38:12,490
It's Legacy, it's like the
biggest company in disc golfing.

876
00:38:12,490 --> 00:38:13,580
- Oh.

877
00:38:13,580 --> 00:38:14,413
- Yeah.

878
00:38:14,413 --> 00:38:18,040
- You have like a thing where
they pay you to play, finally.

879
00:38:18,040 --> 00:38:18,873
- Yeah, yeah.

880
00:38:18,873 --> 00:38:20,890
- So how much money did they pay you?

881
00:38:20,890 --> 00:38:21,723
- Well, they don't pay me,

882
00:38:21,723 --> 00:38:23,470
they just allow me to go into tournaments

883
00:38:23,470 --> 00:38:24,790
to be able to win money,

884
00:38:24,790 --> 00:38:26,550
and they give me like shirts and stuff.

885
00:38:26,550 --> 00:38:28,400
- Oh great, then you won't be naked.

886
00:38:28,400 --> 00:38:29,360
Guess what?

887
00:38:29,360 --> 00:38:32,070
I am sponsored in my slide whistle.

888
00:38:32,070 --> 00:38:33,000
- You got a new sponsor.

889
00:38:33,000 --> 00:38:36,650
- I got sponsored to
play the slide whistle,

890
00:38:36,650 --> 00:38:38,567
in with a bunch of clowns.

891
00:38:38,567 --> 00:38:41,700
And they gave me t-shirts and red noses.

892
00:38:41,700 --> 00:38:42,533
- Really?

893
00:38:42,533 --> 00:38:43,366
- Yeah.

894
00:38:45,150 --> 00:38:47,102
It's a good job, good job for you.

895
00:38:47,102 --> 00:38:50,300
- Dad, don't get mad,
this is a good thing.

896
00:38:50,300 --> 00:38:52,180
- It is good, but you know
what's gonna be better,

897
00:38:52,180 --> 00:38:54,110
when they start paying you money.

898
00:38:54,110 --> 00:38:55,999
But it is good.

899
00:38:55,999 --> 00:38:57,725
- [Lily] I'm going to be making money.

900
00:38:57,725 --> 00:38:59,468
- Good, good, good, good.

901
00:38:59,468 --> 00:39:02,827
I gotta keep moving or
I just lose my momentum.

902
00:39:03,877 --> 00:39:06,460
(mellow music)

903
00:39:09,219 --> 00:39:11,576
Did you get a couple lemons?

904
00:39:11,576 --> 00:39:13,807
- Yeah I did, I got.

905
00:39:13,807 --> 00:39:15,172
- I got plenty.

906
00:39:15,172 --> 00:39:16,005
- Yeah.

907
00:39:33,300 --> 00:39:35,550
- Just put that down there.

908
00:39:38,120 --> 00:39:40,650
I will never watch Antique Roadshow again,

909
00:39:40,650 --> 00:39:43,270
or any public television for that matter.

910
00:39:43,270 --> 00:39:44,853
They humiliated me.

911
00:39:45,770 --> 00:39:47,600
Absolutely.

912
00:39:47,600 --> 00:39:48,763
They shunned me.

913
00:39:51,280 --> 00:39:53,710
Used to be my favorite show.

914
00:39:53,710 --> 00:39:55,460
This is what I do.

915
00:39:55,460 --> 00:39:57,160
I deal in antiquities,

916
00:39:57,160 --> 00:39:59,663
and they just didn't appreciate them.

917
00:40:00,700 --> 00:40:03,580
That fella, Frederick, that we had,

918
00:40:03,580 --> 00:40:06,470
he's a millennial, he
just doesn't appreciate,

919
00:40:06,470 --> 00:40:07,920
he's an imbecile.

920
00:40:07,920 --> 00:40:11,673
Doesn't even know what an antique is.

921
00:40:13,810 --> 00:40:15,483
Totally humiliating.

922
00:40:17,720 --> 00:40:20,383
- All he said was just
bring more special things.

923
00:40:22,120 --> 00:40:24,240
- These are special things.

924
00:40:24,240 --> 00:40:26,940
- You brought your cell
phone from the eighties.

925
00:40:26,940 --> 00:40:29,320
Hello, hello, who's calling?

926
00:40:29,320 --> 00:40:30,153
Nobody.

927
00:40:30,153 --> 00:40:33,115
- You're being quite
disrespectful right now.

928
00:40:33,115 --> 00:40:34,510
- You bought this at Target.

929
00:40:34,510 --> 00:40:35,980
I was with you when you
bought this at Target.

930
00:40:35,980 --> 00:40:36,813
- Busted.

931
00:40:36,813 --> 00:40:38,660
I did try to pull one over on them.

932
00:40:38,660 --> 00:40:39,820
They almost thought

933
00:40:39,820 --> 00:40:43,560
this was actually Marilyn
Monroe's hat case.

934
00:40:43,560 --> 00:40:44,670
- A pasta strainer.

935
00:40:44,670 --> 00:40:46,010
- Well, it's my grandmother's.

936
00:40:46,010 --> 00:40:47,460
They don't make 'em like this anymore.

937
00:40:47,460 --> 00:40:48,530
You ever see that color?

938
00:40:48,530 --> 00:40:49,670
- Fucking hubcap.

939
00:40:49,670 --> 00:40:51,130
- No, that's a vase.

940
00:40:51,130 --> 00:40:52,310
- Jeep, Jeep?

941
00:40:52,310 --> 00:40:55,167
- Oh, I did not know Jeep made vases.

942
00:40:55,167 --> 00:40:57,030
- You brought a fucking bag of pennies.

943
00:40:57,030 --> 00:40:59,320
- Look, you can see that's
old, that's cracked.

944
00:40:59,320 --> 00:41:00,275
- This is shit.

945
00:41:00,275 --> 00:41:01,108
- Well don't.

946
00:41:01,108 --> 00:41:01,941
- No, this is junk!

947
00:41:03,372 --> 00:41:05,760
Junk, junk, junk, junk,
junk, junk, junk, junk, junk,

948
00:41:05,760 --> 00:41:07,561
fucking junk.

949
00:41:07,561 --> 00:41:10,610
Junk, that's what that
shit is, it's all junk.

950
00:41:10,610 --> 00:41:13,097
- Leave, you need to leave, get out.

951
00:41:14,967 --> 00:41:15,840
- It's your junk.

952
00:41:15,840 --> 00:41:20,780
- You are disrespectful and you're fired.

953
00:41:20,780 --> 00:41:21,613
- Good.

954
00:41:22,530 --> 00:41:23,363
Good.

955
00:41:24,330 --> 00:41:26,700
- Well, my website's done anyways.

956
00:41:31,881 --> 00:41:33,690
(door opening)

957
00:41:33,690 --> 00:41:34,810
- Hey, you wanted to see me?

958
00:41:34,810 --> 00:41:36,110
- Just strapped.

959
00:41:36,110 --> 00:41:38,160
Can I get the key back to the front door?

960
00:41:38,160 --> 00:41:39,910
- Is that why you wanted to see me?

961
00:41:41,290 --> 00:41:43,350
You don't want me to ever stop by?

962
00:41:43,350 --> 00:41:45,760
- I'll make a key, but I
just need it now, because.

963
00:41:45,760 --> 00:41:47,345
- I can make a copy.

964
00:41:47,345 --> 00:41:48,567
- I need it now.

965
00:41:48,567 --> 00:41:51,040
(keys rattling)

966
00:41:51,040 --> 00:41:52,327
Well which one is it?

967
00:41:53,510 --> 00:41:56,432
No, I know, 'cause mine's
right here, that's it.

968
00:41:56,432 --> 00:41:59,401
So, take this one off.

969
00:41:59,401 --> 00:42:04,172
Okay, that should be,
oh, this is the P.O. box.

970
00:42:04,172 --> 00:42:06,339
- My mail gets sent there.

971
00:42:07,622 --> 00:42:09,513
- What is that?

972
00:42:09,513 --> 00:42:11,500
It's the key to my gun.

973
00:42:11,500 --> 00:42:13,200
It's the trigger lock.

974
00:42:13,200 --> 00:42:15,320
Why do you have that?

975
00:42:15,320 --> 00:42:16,153
- I don't know.

976
00:42:17,320 --> 00:42:21,413
- Well, I'm taking that
with, what are all these?

977
00:42:22,527 --> 00:42:24,277
Hang on a minute, hang on a minute.

978
00:42:25,210 --> 00:42:26,840
What is this one?

979
00:42:26,840 --> 00:42:29,466
No, this one, this one,
this one I'll take.

980
00:42:29,466 --> 00:42:30,299
- All right, is that all?

981
00:42:30,299 --> 00:42:33,600
- No, no, no, no, this is the back door.

982
00:42:33,600 --> 00:42:36,159
Both of these, the sliding door.

983
00:42:36,159 --> 00:42:36,992
(key tinkling)

984
00:42:36,992 --> 00:42:37,933
Put that back on later.

985
00:42:39,460 --> 00:42:41,234
The gym membership.

986
00:42:41,234 --> 00:42:42,410
- [Lily] I need that.

987
00:42:42,410 --> 00:42:46,600
- I need it back, 'cause I
lent it to you like a year ago.

988
00:42:46,600 --> 00:42:47,944
- [Lily] You never go to the gym.

989
00:42:47,944 --> 00:42:49,660
- Well, I'm gonna start going to the gym.

990
00:42:49,660 --> 00:42:50,586
I need to.

991
00:42:50,586 --> 00:42:52,400
I don't feel the same.

992
00:42:52,400 --> 00:42:54,217
- You said that three years ago.

993
00:42:56,950 --> 00:43:01,950
- Definitely don't need
my IKEA family plan.

994
00:43:04,050 --> 00:43:05,623
Yes, we're still a family.

995
00:43:06,900 --> 00:43:09,260
'Cause I don't know what this last one is,

996
00:43:09,260 --> 00:43:11,730
but I'm sure it's not for you.

997
00:43:11,730 --> 00:43:16,730
So I'm just gonna go ahead and
figure out what they're for,

998
00:43:16,810 --> 00:43:20,793
and do you need this?

999
00:43:22,350 --> 00:43:23,610
'Cause I could really use it.

1000
00:43:23,610 --> 00:43:25,223
I got a lot of keys now.

1001
00:43:27,330 --> 00:43:28,374
- Yeah, I need that.

1002
00:43:28,374 --> 00:43:32,331
(coin scratching ticket)

1003
00:43:32,331 --> 00:43:33,849
- What are you doing in there, honey?

1004
00:43:33,849 --> 00:43:35,062
- [Nona] I'm taking a piss.

1005
00:43:35,062 --> 00:43:36,237
(coin scratching ticket)

1006
00:43:36,237 --> 00:43:37,880
- You're not taking a piss.

1007
00:43:37,880 --> 00:43:38,713
I hear you.

1008
00:43:38,713 --> 00:43:39,999
I hear that.

1009
00:43:39,999 --> 00:43:40,902
- Fine.

1010
00:43:40,902 --> 00:43:44,097
- (mumbling) Get out of the bathroom.

1011
00:43:45,124 --> 00:43:47,890
- I'm fine, okay, please leave me alone.

1012
00:43:47,890 --> 00:43:48,923
Just give me a second.

1013
00:43:48,923 --> 00:43:50,133
- [Sonya] You've been scratching.

1014
00:43:50,133 --> 00:43:52,362
- Mom, don't touch me,
it's fine, it's nothing.

1015
00:43:52,362 --> 00:43:54,553
- (crying) Oh my god,
oh my god, oh my god.

1016
00:43:54,553 --> 00:43:56,970
- You're so overdramatic, this is nothing.

1017
00:43:56,970 --> 00:43:58,879
You're making this all
about you, and it's nothing.

1018
00:43:58,879 --> 00:44:01,031
(Sonya crying)

1019
00:44:01,031 --> 00:44:03,954
Mom, it's nothing, okay, I'm fine.

1020
00:44:03,954 --> 00:44:04,787
Will you stop!

1021
00:44:04,787 --> 00:44:05,690
You're making this all about you,

1022
00:44:05,690 --> 00:44:06,692
and it's not about you!

1023
00:44:06,692 --> 00:44:07,525
- Get your stuff out, out.

1024
00:44:07,525 --> 00:44:08,362
You don't live here anymore.

1025
00:44:08,362 --> 00:44:09,760
- What?
- You don't live here.

1026
00:44:09,760 --> 00:44:12,450
- I am gonna leave, 'cause
I'm sick of your bullshit.

1027
00:44:12,450 --> 00:44:14,210
- You're ruining my serenity.

1028
00:44:14,210 --> 00:44:16,380
- Oh, and you're serenity's
more important than I am.

1029
00:44:16,380 --> 00:44:18,450
Yeah, so make me homeless
for your serenity.

1030
00:44:18,450 --> 00:44:19,876
Fuck that!

1031
00:44:19,876 --> 00:44:22,820
(door slamming)

1032
00:44:22,820 --> 00:44:25,320
(dog whining)

1033
00:44:26,335 --> 00:44:27,300
- Hey!

1034
00:44:27,300 --> 00:44:28,363
- What are you doing?

1035
00:44:28,363 --> 00:44:30,670
- Hey, I got a trip planned for us.

1036
00:44:30,670 --> 00:44:31,910
We're going on a trip.

1037
00:44:31,910 --> 00:44:32,743
- We are?

1038
00:44:32,743 --> 00:44:33,627
- Yeah, yeah, I packed your bag.

1039
00:44:33,627 --> 00:44:34,758
We're ready.
- Where?

1040
00:44:34,758 --> 00:44:36,060
- We're going camping.

1041
00:44:36,060 --> 00:44:36,893
- We are?

1042
00:44:36,893 --> 00:44:37,789
- Yeah, we are.

1043
00:44:37,789 --> 00:44:38,725
- I love camping.

1044
00:44:38,725 --> 00:44:40,058
- I know you do.

1045
00:44:41,339 --> 00:44:42,630
(garage door slamming shut)

1046
00:44:42,630 --> 00:44:43,463
- [Lily] Sorry.

1047
00:44:43,463 --> 00:44:44,296
- Just be a little quiet.

1048
00:44:44,296 --> 00:44:45,129
- [Lily] Sorry.

1049
00:44:45,129 --> 00:44:46,920
- The cooler's in the back, let's just go.

1050
00:44:46,920 --> 00:44:48,120
Whoa, look at this, look at this.

1051
00:44:48,120 --> 00:44:49,100
Boom, boom, boom.

1052
00:44:49,100 --> 00:44:50,170
Look at you go.

1053
00:44:50,170 --> 00:44:51,320
You got it, you got it.

1054
00:44:52,625 --> 00:44:54,744
- Just like that.
- Be real quiet, real quiet.

1055
00:44:54,744 --> 00:44:55,577
- Just like that.

1056
00:44:55,577 --> 00:44:56,823
- All right, you ready for me?

1057
00:45:00,214 --> 00:45:01,514
I'm coming over.

1058
00:45:01,514 --> 00:45:02,514
Here I come.

1059
00:45:03,456 --> 00:45:04,789
Okay, all right.

1060
00:45:06,788 --> 00:45:11,020
Okay, I'm coming over.

1061
00:45:11,020 --> 00:45:13,456
I really don't know how
to get over on this.

1062
00:45:13,456 --> 00:45:14,856
I don't know how to do this.

1063
00:45:18,750 --> 00:45:19,667
Okay, okay.

1064
00:45:21,072 --> 00:45:24,239
(garbage can banging)

1065
00:45:26,814 --> 00:45:27,731
Okay, okay.

1066
00:45:29,910 --> 00:45:32,040
Okay, I got this, you ready?

1067
00:45:32,040 --> 00:45:33,489
Catch me.

1068
00:45:33,489 --> 00:45:35,308
You might need to catch me.

1069
00:45:35,308 --> 00:45:36,783
We're doing it.

1070
00:45:37,646 --> 00:45:38,850
Okay.

1071
00:45:38,850 --> 00:45:40,020
Whoa, okay, my foot is in the.

1072
00:45:40,020 --> 00:45:41,693
You ready to catch me?

1073
00:45:42,560 --> 00:45:43,393
All right,

1074
00:45:45,228 --> 00:45:46,061
- [Lily] Bring it over.

1075
00:45:46,061 --> 00:45:46,894
- Oh my tits.

1076
00:45:46,894 --> 00:45:47,939
- Let go, let go, let go.

1077
00:45:47,939 --> 00:45:48,939
You're good.

1078
00:45:50,833 --> 00:45:51,830
What's going on?

1079
00:45:51,830 --> 00:45:55,401
- I got us both kicked out,
so let's set up our tent.

1080
00:45:55,401 --> 00:45:56,916
Yeah, it's gonna be fun.

1081
00:45:56,916 --> 00:45:59,416
(goofy music)

1082
00:46:08,396 --> 00:46:11,063
- [Lily] You made a tent before?

1083
00:46:17,910 --> 00:46:19,993
That does not look right.

1084
00:46:20,999 --> 00:46:23,582
(upbeat music)

1085
00:46:48,851 --> 00:46:50,779
(footsteps falling)

1086
00:46:50,779 --> 00:46:53,529
(fabric ripping)

1087
00:46:57,002 --> 00:47:00,335
(Lily knocking on door)

1088
00:47:03,167 --> 00:47:04,483
- What's going on?

1089
00:47:06,600 --> 00:47:08,450
You're getting rid of the pool table?

1090
00:47:10,710 --> 00:47:11,630
- Well, I'm gonna sell it.

1091
00:47:11,630 --> 00:47:13,460
I'm just moving it down to the store,

1092
00:47:13,460 --> 00:47:15,623
so I can sell it.

1093
00:47:16,705 --> 00:47:18,840
- But you love pool.

1094
00:47:18,840 --> 00:47:19,673
- Nah.

1095
00:47:20,780 --> 00:47:21,613
You like that?

1096
00:47:21,613 --> 00:47:23,203
Using your millennial phrase, nah.

1097
00:47:25,060 --> 00:47:26,720
- Naw.

1098
00:47:26,720 --> 00:47:29,550
- Oh, it's naw.

1099
00:47:29,550 --> 00:47:30,383
- Naw.

1100
00:47:30,383 --> 00:47:32,023
- I thought it was nah.

1101
00:47:32,023 --> 00:47:32,856
Nah.

1102
00:47:33,880 --> 00:47:34,713
- No.

1103
00:47:36,830 --> 00:47:37,800
- Doesn't really matter.

1104
00:47:37,800 --> 00:47:41,270
- Well I just came to grab
some of my food that I left.

1105
00:47:41,270 --> 00:47:43,610
- Yeah, just don't take
any of my food, okay.

1106
00:47:43,610 --> 00:47:44,443
Especially the eggs.

1107
00:47:44,443 --> 00:47:46,600
I know you love your eggs.

1108
00:47:46,600 --> 00:47:47,620
- Okay.

1109
00:47:47,620 --> 00:47:49,490
- Oh god, do you guys need help?

1110
00:47:49,490 --> 00:47:51,573
Here let me get the door.

1111
00:47:53,230 --> 00:47:54,140
- Thank you.

1112
00:47:54,140 --> 00:47:54,973
- Yeah.

1113
00:48:04,730 --> 00:48:05,750
- Thanks.

1114
00:48:05,750 --> 00:48:06,583
- Yeah.
- Thank you.

1115
00:48:06,583 --> 00:48:07,416
- Let me check, let me check.

1116
00:48:07,416 --> 00:48:08,637
- There's only three.

1117
00:48:08,637 --> 00:48:09,747
- Can I check?

1118
00:48:09,747 --> 00:48:12,920
(mellow music)

1119
00:48:12,920 --> 00:48:13,763
I said two.

1120
00:48:15,730 --> 00:48:16,573
Lily.

1121
00:48:25,412 --> 00:48:27,995
(upbeat music)

1122
00:48:38,057 --> 00:48:40,724
(man screaming)

1123
00:48:45,023 --> 00:48:47,606
(man exhaling)

1124
00:48:53,575 --> 00:48:54,823
(Lily mumbling)
- Where's the basket?

1125
00:48:56,765 --> 00:48:57,963
(man laughing)

1126
00:48:57,963 --> 00:49:00,279
- There you go.

1127
00:49:00,279 --> 00:49:01,112
I dare ya.

1128
00:49:01,112 --> 00:49:03,695
(man mumbling)

1129
00:49:04,975 --> 00:49:08,400
(Frisbee hitting face)
(Lily gasping)

1130
00:49:08,400 --> 00:49:09,420
- I'm so sorry.

1131
00:49:09,420 --> 00:49:10,253
- Are you okay?

1132
00:49:11,138 --> 00:49:12,190
Where'd that come from?

1133
00:49:12,190 --> 00:49:14,134
What the fuck?
- Are you okay?

1134
00:49:14,134 --> 00:49:15,024
- Holy shit.

1135
00:49:15,024 --> 00:49:20,024
(upbeat music)
(people yelling)

1136
00:49:20,290 --> 00:49:23,568
(Lily groaning)

1137
00:49:23,568 --> 00:49:26,985
(Lily and woman yelling)

1138
00:49:27,873 --> 00:49:29,369
- It's okay, it's okay.

1139
00:49:29,369 --> 00:49:31,405
- Whoa, whoa.
- Sorry, sorry.

1140
00:49:31,405 --> 00:49:32,452
- Disc golf.

1141
00:49:32,452 --> 00:49:35,110
(all yelling)

1142
00:49:35,110 --> 00:49:36,100
- Water break?

1143
00:49:36,100 --> 00:49:36,977
- Yeah, water.
- Water's a good time.

1144
00:49:36,977 --> 00:49:40,150
(men mumbling)

1145
00:49:40,150 --> 00:49:42,140
- [Nona] Your nose is bleeding again.

1146
00:49:42,140 --> 00:49:43,220
- [Lily] It is?

1147
00:49:43,220 --> 00:49:48,220
- Yeah, it's bleeding.

1148
00:49:48,220 --> 00:49:49,793
The other one, the other.

1149
00:49:52,900 --> 00:49:55,140
- Were you the one kicking me?

1150
00:49:55,140 --> 00:49:59,283
- No, I kicked you a couple
times, but I wasn't kicking you.

1151
00:50:01,870 --> 00:50:05,290
- Kicking me a couple times is kicking me.

1152
00:50:05,290 --> 00:50:06,123
- No, I.

1153
00:50:06,123 --> 00:50:07,040
- I thought we were friends.

1154
00:50:07,040 --> 00:50:08,450
You were supposed to have my back.

1155
00:50:08,450 --> 00:50:09,443
- We are friends.

1156
00:50:09,443 --> 00:50:11,000
- Obviously not.

1157
00:50:11,000 --> 00:50:12,280
- No, I had your back.

1158
00:50:12,280 --> 00:50:13,960
I just had to watch out for mine too.

1159
00:50:13,960 --> 00:50:15,330
It's like mob mentality.

1160
00:50:15,330 --> 00:50:16,650
- They weren't attacking you.

1161
00:50:16,650 --> 00:50:17,483
- Exactly.

1162
00:50:17,483 --> 00:50:20,410
But if I didn't kick you
once or twice, gently,

1163
00:50:20,410 --> 00:50:22,350
they would have come after me.

1164
00:50:22,350 --> 00:50:24,461
- My rib hurts from that.

1165
00:50:24,461 --> 00:50:26,794
(sad music)

1166
00:50:28,998 --> 00:50:32,165
(Robert slurping tea)

1167
00:50:42,707 --> 00:50:45,422
(Robert screaming)

1168
00:50:45,422 --> 00:50:46,460
- I'm sorry.

1169
00:50:46,460 --> 00:50:48,410
I've been here for like 15 minutes.

1170
00:50:48,410 --> 00:50:51,560
- Welcome to my antiquities shopping.

1171
00:50:51,560 --> 00:50:52,523
How can I help you?

1172
00:50:54,600 --> 00:50:56,670
- So, I'm looking to return this.

1173
00:50:56,670 --> 00:50:57,503
- Keep looking.

1174
00:50:58,430 --> 00:51:00,380
'Cause where did you buy it?

1175
00:51:00,380 --> 00:51:01,330
- I bought it here.

1176
00:51:03,638 --> 00:51:04,985
- No.

1177
00:51:04,985 --> 00:51:05,818
There's no way.

1178
00:51:05,818 --> 00:51:06,793
We don't sell junk.

1179
00:51:08,710 --> 00:51:10,070
- No, I did, I did.

1180
00:51:10,070 --> 00:51:10,920
I have a receipt.

1181
00:51:11,780 --> 00:51:15,320
- Okay, well I have a policy.

1182
00:51:15,320 --> 00:51:17,383
Which is, change,

1183
00:51:20,022 --> 00:51:21,022
if the plan,

1184
00:51:23,543 --> 00:51:24,376
who?

1185
00:51:26,268 --> 00:51:27,230
- Can I please just?

1186
00:51:27,230 --> 00:51:31,313
- Oh, if you can dreamt
it, you can do it, do it.

1187
00:51:37,520 --> 00:51:38,423
I need to.

1188
00:51:38,423 --> 00:51:40,850
- I don't care at all.

1189
00:51:40,850 --> 00:51:42,790
I want to give you back this elephant,

1190
00:51:42,790 --> 00:51:44,087
because I don't want it.

1191
00:51:44,087 --> 00:51:45,593
- Can you read this?

1192
00:51:46,940 --> 00:51:49,003
- Your hand's covering
it, so absolutely not.

1193
00:51:51,150 --> 00:51:53,600
- No, my hand is helping you read.

1194
00:51:53,600 --> 00:51:55,767
No exchanges, no intercambios.

1195
00:52:01,768 --> 00:52:04,570
(Robert attempting to
read foreign language)

1196
00:52:04,570 --> 00:52:06,012
Oh.

1197
00:52:06,012 --> 00:52:06,845
Do you speak Spanish?

1198
00:52:06,845 --> 00:52:08,130
- I don't speak Spanish.

1199
00:52:08,130 --> 00:52:08,963
- [Robert] You don't?

1200
00:52:08,963 --> 00:52:09,796
- I don't speak Spanish.

1201
00:52:09,796 --> 00:52:10,880
- Well, I do,

1202
00:52:10,880 --> 00:52:13,160
and what that says is, go to Hell,

1203
00:52:13,160 --> 00:52:17,550
because you bought it, you
broke it, you paid for it.

1204
00:52:17,550 --> 00:52:19,700
You break it, you buy it.

1205
00:52:19,700 --> 00:52:22,130
There it is, that's the
one I was looking for.

1206
00:52:22,130 --> 00:52:23,810
You break it, you buy it.

1207
00:52:23,810 --> 00:52:25,680
- It's not broken.

1208
00:52:25,680 --> 00:52:26,925
It's completely fine.

1209
00:52:26,925 --> 00:52:27,758
- Oh really?

1210
00:52:27,758 --> 00:52:28,591
- [Man] Yes, really.
- Can I see it then?

1211
00:52:28,591 --> 00:52:29,780
- [Man] Yes, you can see it.

1212
00:52:29,780 --> 00:52:30,850
There's nothing wrong with it.

1213
00:52:30,850 --> 00:52:32,105
No imperfections whatsoever.

1214
00:52:32,105 --> 00:52:34,090
(elephant hitting floor)

1215
00:52:34,090 --> 00:52:34,923
What are you?

1216
00:52:34,923 --> 00:52:36,310
- Oh, I dropped it.

1217
00:52:36,310 --> 00:52:37,864
You're right, it's not broken.

1218
00:52:37,864 --> 00:52:40,133
(Elephant breaking)
Whoops.

1219
00:52:40,133 --> 00:52:42,083
You broke it.

1220
00:52:43,700 --> 00:52:45,780
You bought it, piggly wiggly.

1221
00:52:45,780 --> 00:52:46,683
Thanks for coming.

1222
00:52:48,167 --> 00:52:49,796
Bye.

1223
00:52:49,796 --> 00:52:52,963
(Robert slurping tea)

1224
00:52:55,821 --> 00:52:58,404
(bell ringing)

1225
00:53:04,615 --> 00:53:07,198
(bell ringing)

1226
00:53:08,520 --> 00:53:09,353
Hey.

1227
00:53:10,650 --> 00:53:11,483
- Hi.

1228
00:53:11,483 --> 00:53:13,120
- Welcome to my antiquities shopping.

1229
00:53:13,120 --> 00:53:13,953
- Thank you.

1230
00:53:16,052 --> 00:53:18,000
- What are you doing?

1231
00:53:18,000 --> 00:53:21,860
- I'm just looking for a bracelet
or necklace for my fiance.

1232
00:53:21,860 --> 00:53:25,460
- Yeah, I'll unlock this.

1233
00:53:25,460 --> 00:53:27,033
- It looks like it's unlocked.

1234
00:53:31,820 --> 00:53:33,687
(Robert imitating door lock)

1235
00:53:33,687 --> 00:53:36,467
- See anything you liked?

1236
00:53:38,120 --> 00:53:38,953
- Yeah.

1237
00:53:41,054 --> 00:53:41,887
- Don't.

1238
00:53:43,501 --> 00:53:46,334
(Robert mumbling)

1239
00:53:51,590 --> 00:53:53,340
- Can I get all these for a dollar?

1240
00:53:54,710 --> 00:53:55,543
- Yes.

1241
00:54:01,106 --> 00:54:01,939
(bell ringing)

1242
00:54:01,939 --> 00:54:02,890
Wait a minute, wait,
wait, wait, wait, wait.

1243
00:54:02,890 --> 00:54:04,548
No, no, no, no!

1244
00:54:04,548 --> 00:54:06,073
Fuck!
Dammit.

1245
00:54:10,586 --> 00:54:13,169
(bell ringing)

1246
00:54:15,802 --> 00:54:17,170
(Robert screaming)

1247
00:54:17,170 --> 00:54:18,600
Hello.

1248
00:54:18,600 --> 00:54:21,880
Welcome to my antiquities shopping.

1249
00:54:21,880 --> 00:54:23,347
- Yeah, great.

1250
00:54:23,347 --> 00:54:24,180
- Ow.

1251
00:54:26,230 --> 00:54:27,823
Dammit, who put this desk here?

1252
00:54:28,790 --> 00:54:30,685
Fuck with me.

1253
00:54:30,685 --> 00:54:31,910
What's this?

1254
00:54:31,910 --> 00:54:33,520
- Well you left it in my car.

1255
00:54:33,520 --> 00:54:34,730
It's been sitting in there for months.

1256
00:54:34,730 --> 00:54:35,800
- What?

1257
00:54:35,800 --> 00:54:37,750
- Yeah, you left your junk in my car.

1258
00:54:37,750 --> 00:54:39,423
I mean antiquities.

1259
00:54:39,423 --> 00:54:42,173
(Robert gasping)

1260
00:54:45,518 --> 00:54:47,554
(Robert kissing finger)
(Robert mumbling)

1261
00:54:47,554 --> 00:54:49,290
- [Robert] Oh there she is.

1262
00:54:49,290 --> 00:54:50,740
- Yeah, it was sitting
in my trunk for months.

1263
00:54:50,740 --> 00:54:52,736
So, I, you know, wanted to stop by.

1264
00:54:52,736 --> 00:54:54,430
- I love you,

1265
00:54:54,430 --> 00:54:55,540
this, this much.

1266
00:54:56,507 --> 00:54:59,923
I love you, this, this much.

1267
00:55:03,293 --> 00:55:06,853
(items clattering)

1268
00:55:06,853 --> 00:55:09,630
You're late for work.

1269
00:55:09,630 --> 00:55:11,323
- I quit a while ago.

1270
00:55:12,731 --> 00:55:13,810
- [Robert] Oh.

1271
00:55:13,810 --> 00:55:14,643
- You know this.

1272
00:55:14,643 --> 00:55:16,083
I quit, I was in your house.

1273
00:55:17,760 --> 00:55:18,593
- Oh.

1274
00:55:19,670 --> 00:55:21,900
- Okay, well good seeing ya.

1275
00:55:21,900 --> 00:55:23,632
- Oh, it's great seeing you.

1276
00:55:23,632 --> 00:55:25,160
I'm from England.

1277
00:55:25,160 --> 00:55:26,430
- [Shane] Is that right?

1278
00:55:26,430 --> 00:55:27,263
- Right.

1279
00:55:27,263 --> 00:55:29,020
- Well, you lost the
accent when you woke up.

1280
00:55:29,020 --> 00:55:33,732
- Sometimes when I wake up my accent,

1281
00:55:33,732 --> 00:55:35,800
you know, I actually can't,

1282
00:55:35,800 --> 00:55:36,780
you know what, fuck you!

1283
00:55:36,780 --> 00:55:39,710
I'm not from England, you fucking asshole.

1284
00:55:39,710 --> 00:55:40,543
Fuck you.

1285
00:55:40,543 --> 00:55:41,376
How 'bout this?

1286
00:55:41,376 --> 00:55:43,138
Why don't you go across the pond?

1287
00:55:43,138 --> 00:55:43,971
- Thanks for being a good boss.

1288
00:55:43,971 --> 00:55:45,816
Appreciate it, thanks.

1289
00:55:45,816 --> 00:55:48,399
(bell ringing)

1290
00:55:52,261 --> 00:55:55,094
(engine starting)

1291
00:55:56,329 --> 00:55:59,079
(Robert sighing)

1292
00:56:00,339 --> 00:56:03,510
(Lily clearing throat)

1293
00:56:03,510 --> 00:56:04,343
- Dad?

1294
00:56:05,540 --> 00:56:06,373
Dad?

1295
00:56:07,380 --> 00:56:08,261
Dad?

1296
00:56:08,261 --> 00:56:09,660
- (groaning) Hi.

1297
00:56:09,660 --> 00:56:11,860
Welcome to my antiquities shopping.

1298
00:56:11,860 --> 00:56:13,560
- I haven't been here for a while.

1299
00:56:15,066 --> 00:56:17,300
You got more junk, stuff.

1300
00:56:17,300 --> 00:56:18,133
- Excuse me?

1301
00:56:19,680 --> 00:56:20,810
Antiquities.

1302
00:56:20,810 --> 00:56:21,700
- Yeah, yeah.

1303
00:56:21,700 --> 00:56:23,552
- If you're coming here to bitch me out.

1304
00:56:23,552 --> 00:56:25,110
- I just wanted to see,

1305
00:56:25,110 --> 00:56:26,530
I just wanted to make sure you're okay.

1306
00:56:26,530 --> 00:56:28,000
- I'm great.

1307
00:56:28,000 --> 00:56:29,200
- Are you sleeping here?

1308
00:56:30,890 --> 00:56:31,943
- Is that a problem?

1309
00:56:32,940 --> 00:56:34,093
Sometimes I fall asleep.

1310
00:56:34,093 --> 00:56:35,423
- Like on purpose?

1311
00:56:38,387 --> 00:56:41,353
- Does anybody fall asleep on purpose?

1312
00:56:42,590 --> 00:56:43,423
- Yeah, I like to.

1313
00:56:43,423 --> 00:56:45,708
- Okay, what can I do you for?

1314
00:56:45,708 --> 00:56:47,392
I'm in the middle.

1315
00:56:47,392 --> 00:56:49,360
(register beeping)

1316
00:56:49,360 --> 00:56:52,034
- I just wanted to make
sure you were okay.

1317
00:56:52,034 --> 00:56:52,867
That's all.

1318
00:56:52,867 --> 00:56:54,550
- I'm great.

1319
00:56:54,550 --> 00:56:56,230
- I also wanted to tell
you thank you a lot for,

1320
00:56:56,230 --> 00:56:58,650
you know, giving me
that push that I needed

1321
00:56:58,650 --> 00:56:59,762
for getting me out.

1322
00:56:59,762 --> 00:57:03,012
(Robert slow clapping)

1323
00:57:10,370 --> 00:57:11,973
- Can I give you another push?

1324
00:57:12,970 --> 00:57:14,771
Get out of my life.

1325
00:57:14,771 --> 00:57:15,880
Get out.

1326
00:57:15,880 --> 00:57:17,713
You never appreciated.

1327
00:57:18,800 --> 00:57:20,020
- I love you, Dad.

1328
00:57:20,020 --> 00:57:20,853
- Love you too.

1329
00:57:21,903 --> 00:57:22,883
Bitch.

1330
00:57:23,857 --> 00:57:26,440
(mellow music)

1331
00:57:32,353 --> 00:57:33,186
(Nona cracking knuckles)

1332
00:57:33,186 --> 00:57:35,230
- Have you seen one of my discs?

1333
00:57:35,230 --> 00:57:36,063
The (mumbling) one?

1334
00:57:36,063 --> 00:57:36,896
- No.

1335
00:57:38,549 --> 00:57:43,490
(Nona blowing on coin)
(Nona kissing coin)

1336
00:57:43,490 --> 00:57:44,323
- Wait, how'd you get scratchers?

1337
00:57:44,323 --> 00:57:46,220
I thought you didn't have any money.

1338
00:57:46,220 --> 00:57:48,320
- I found some money around the house.

1339
00:57:48,320 --> 00:57:50,070
Like, not in the house,
but like, around it.

1340
00:57:50,070 --> 00:57:51,610
You know, I didn't go in.

1341
00:57:51,610 --> 00:57:56,281
- I'm so pissed, that disc was 20 dollars.

1342
00:57:56,281 --> 00:57:57,170
- 20 dollars?

1343
00:57:57,170 --> 00:57:58,569
- [Lily] Yeah.

1344
00:57:58,569 --> 00:58:01,236
(Nona exhaling)

1345
00:58:04,290 --> 00:58:06,225
- God, I got seven for it.

1346
00:58:06,225 --> 00:58:07,058
- What?

1347
00:58:07,058 --> 00:58:07,891
- [Nona] Just one.

1348
00:58:07,891 --> 00:58:08,724
- You sold my disc?

1349
00:58:08,724 --> 00:58:09,700
- Yeah, just the one, just the one.

1350
00:58:09,700 --> 00:58:11,473
- That was my favorite disc.

1351
00:58:12,663 --> 00:58:15,300
- Well, the blue one
can now be your favorite

1352
00:58:15,300 --> 00:58:16,450
- How much did you get?

1353
00:58:18,694 --> 00:58:20,930
- I got seven dollars.

1354
00:58:20,930 --> 00:58:21,816
- You got seven dollars?

1355
00:58:21,816 --> 00:58:22,787
- Yeah, yeah, seven dollars.

1356
00:58:22,787 --> 00:58:24,520
- For my favorite disc?

1357
00:58:24,520 --> 00:58:25,353
- But I got.

1358
00:58:25,353 --> 00:58:26,186
- That's worth 20 dollars.

1359
00:58:26,186 --> 00:58:27,470
- But I got tickets, and that's gonna.

1360
00:58:27,470 --> 00:58:28,303
- Oh my god.

1361
00:58:28,303 --> 00:58:30,150
- Scratchers are gonna multiply.

1362
00:58:30,150 --> 00:58:30,983
So it's actually more than that.

1363
00:58:30,983 --> 00:58:31,816
- You have a problem.

1364
00:58:31,816 --> 00:58:32,863
- You have a problem.

1365
00:58:32,863 --> 00:58:34,930
- No, you have a fucking problem,

1366
00:58:34,930 --> 00:58:36,270
and now this is affecting me.

1367
00:58:36,270 --> 00:58:38,510
- You know what your problem is?

1368
00:58:38,510 --> 00:58:41,890
You're staying here, you
don't even have a house.

1369
00:58:41,890 --> 00:58:43,830
You're staying here in my tent,

1370
00:58:43,830 --> 00:58:45,860
and not even, like paying rent.

1371
00:58:45,860 --> 00:58:46,850
It's the least you could do.

1372
00:58:46,850 --> 00:58:48,070
- You're not paying rent.

1373
00:58:48,070 --> 00:58:49,180
And I'm in a fucking tent.

1374
00:58:49,180 --> 00:58:51,059
I could live with my dad in a tent.

1375
00:58:51,059 --> 00:58:53,580
- No, 'cause he kicked you out.

1376
00:58:53,580 --> 00:58:55,190
- So now you're gonna
kick me out of this tent?

1377
00:58:55,190 --> 00:58:56,023
- Yeah, maybe I will.

1378
00:58:56,023 --> 00:58:57,614
You know what, maybe I will.

1379
00:58:57,614 --> 00:58:59,274
(Lily and Nona yelling)

1380
00:58:59,274 --> 00:59:01,857
(upbeat music)

1381
00:59:15,706 --> 00:59:17,390
- [Nona] You're tickling me.

1382
00:59:17,390 --> 00:59:19,739
Stop, you're tickling me.

1383
00:59:19,739 --> 00:59:24,739
(Lily and Nona laughing)
(dog barking)

1384
00:59:28,547 --> 00:59:29,453
- Did you win?

1385
00:59:31,993 --> 00:59:33,253
- I won another ticket.

1386
00:59:34,940 --> 00:59:36,490
- You really do have a problem.

1387
00:59:41,219 --> 00:59:44,400
(dog snoring)

1388
00:59:44,400 --> 00:59:48,710
- Mom, I've been doing a lot of thinking,

1389
00:59:48,710 --> 00:59:51,063
and I've decided,

1390
00:59:56,010 --> 00:59:56,843
I'm done.

1391
00:59:57,851 --> 00:59:59,018
- You're done?

1392
01:00:00,265 --> 01:00:01,098
You're done?

1393
01:00:01,098 --> 01:00:02,265
- [Nona] Yeah.

1394
01:00:04,010 --> 01:00:05,073
- You're done?

1395
01:00:05,073 --> 01:00:06,240
- [Nona] Yeah.

1396
01:00:07,652 --> 01:00:09,268
- Oh, honey, I love you.

1397
01:00:09,268 --> 01:00:11,485
- I love you, Mom.

1398
01:00:11,485 --> 01:00:12,977
I'm so proud of you.

1399
01:00:12,977 --> 01:00:14,323
I'm so proud of you.

1400
01:00:15,350 --> 01:00:17,403
Can we watch the cutlery channel now?

1401
01:00:19,150 --> 01:00:20,020
- Sure.

1402
01:00:20,020 --> 01:00:20,853
Okay.

1403
01:00:29,150 --> 01:00:30,650
- That one is beautiful,

1404
01:00:30,650 --> 01:00:31,603
and did you see the pink one?

1405
01:00:31,603 --> 01:00:33,910
- Mom, you have three of those.

1406
01:00:33,910 --> 01:00:34,743
Mom.

1407
01:00:34,743 --> 01:00:35,980
- I don't have the pink one,

1408
01:00:35,980 --> 01:00:37,860
and they're on sale.

1409
01:00:37,860 --> 01:00:41,490
- This may not be the
right time to say this, but

1410
01:00:42,420 --> 01:00:44,470
I think you might have a problem.

1411
01:00:44,470 --> 01:00:45,303
- I don't have a problem.

1412
01:00:45,303 --> 01:00:47,172
(Lily knocking on door)

1413
01:00:47,172 --> 01:00:48,005
- Dad?

1414
01:00:59,383 --> 01:01:02,133
(rhythmic music)

1415
01:01:29,031 --> 01:01:32,673
(Frisbee tinking on hole)

1416
01:01:32,673 --> 01:01:35,506
(chains rattling)

1417
01:01:38,073 --> 01:01:40,740
(Lily grunting)

1418
01:01:47,013 --> 01:01:50,811
(chains rattling)
(men cheering)

1419
01:01:50,811 --> 01:01:53,644
(chains rattling)

1420
01:02:15,110 --> 01:02:16,243
- Lily!

1421
01:02:16,243 --> 01:02:17,120
What's going on?

1422
01:02:17,120 --> 01:02:19,390
You're playing like shit.

1423
01:02:19,390 --> 01:02:22,330
I need your mind right here, right now.

1424
01:02:22,330 --> 01:02:24,080
- Yeah, I don't know.

1425
01:02:25,529 --> 01:02:28,660
I just haven't heard or
seen my dad in a few weeks.

1426
01:02:28,660 --> 01:02:29,569
- Wow, okay.

1427
01:02:29,569 --> 01:02:31,900
Let's just be here.

1428
01:02:31,900 --> 01:02:34,270
Let's focus on being here,

1429
01:02:34,270 --> 01:02:37,860
and your dad's not in your control.

1430
01:02:37,860 --> 01:02:39,560
He's not in his control.

1431
01:02:39,560 --> 01:02:40,393
He's not in control.

1432
01:02:40,393 --> 01:02:42,350
So let's just focus.

1433
01:02:42,350 --> 01:02:44,480
You have trained for
this, this is your moment.

1434
01:02:44,480 --> 01:02:45,520
But I need you to get in there,

1435
01:02:45,520 --> 01:02:47,407
and do what you were born to do.

1436
01:02:47,407 --> 01:02:49,695
I need you to slay those chains.

1437
01:02:49,695 --> 01:02:52,278
(upbeat music)

1438
01:03:04,144 --> 01:03:09,144
(chains rattling)
(people cheering)

1439
01:03:30,284 --> 01:03:33,701
(Nona and Lily cheering)

1440
01:03:43,075 --> 01:03:43,908
- Dad?

1441
01:03:47,314 --> 01:03:48,294
Dad?

1442
01:03:48,294 --> 01:03:50,129
- [Robert] (grunting) Yeah.

1443
01:03:50,129 --> 01:03:51,153
- [Lily] Are you here?

1444
01:03:51,153 --> 01:03:51,986
(Robert grunting)
Dad?

1445
01:03:51,986 --> 01:03:52,819
- Hello?

1446
01:03:55,080 --> 01:03:56,130
- What are you doing?

1447
01:03:57,470 --> 01:03:58,303
Dad.

1448
01:04:01,080 --> 01:04:02,403
Your pants are undone.

1449
01:04:04,250 --> 01:04:05,163
- I was peeing.

1450
01:04:08,150 --> 01:04:09,623
But probably masturbating.

1451
01:04:11,540 --> 01:04:16,120
You know, they say that a glass of wine,

1452
01:04:16,120 --> 01:04:18,420
one glass of wine a day
is good for the heart.

1453
01:04:19,850 --> 01:04:21,150
- [Lily] But four bottles?

1454
01:04:23,480 --> 01:04:24,713
- Even better.

1455
01:04:29,033 --> 01:04:31,350
(Robert exhaling)

1456
01:04:31,350 --> 01:04:32,200
Where's my phone?

1457
01:04:34,407 --> 01:04:35,870
Do you have my phone?

1458
01:04:35,870 --> 01:04:37,120
Nobody's calling anyways.

1459
01:04:39,832 --> 01:04:41,468
I need to like, clean up.

1460
01:04:41,468 --> 01:04:43,592
- Well, I just came by
to give you a present,

1461
01:04:43,592 --> 01:04:45,680
because I thought you were,

1462
01:04:45,680 --> 01:04:46,730
it's a slide whistle.

1463
01:04:57,420 --> 01:04:59,223
- This thing costs 50 bucks.

1464
01:05:01,580 --> 01:05:02,683
Is it in there?

1465
01:05:03,928 --> 01:05:05,583
Oh my god.

1466
01:05:05,583 --> 01:05:09,753
(Robert blowing in whistle)

1467
01:05:09,753 --> 01:05:10,753
Like butter.

1468
01:05:13,073 --> 01:05:15,410
(Lily laughing)

1469
01:05:15,410 --> 01:05:16,720
How did you make the money?

1470
01:05:16,720 --> 01:05:17,670
- [Lily] Disc golf.

1471
01:05:19,190 --> 01:05:20,023
- Really?

1472
01:05:22,440 --> 01:05:25,453
It's just been extremely hard for me.

1473
01:05:26,354 --> 01:05:28,313
Probably I'm taking it out on you.

1474
01:05:30,920 --> 01:05:31,963
And I shouldn't be.

1475
01:05:33,690 --> 01:05:37,320
And I would very much appreciate it

1476
01:05:37,320 --> 01:05:39,030
if you moved back in here.

1477
01:05:43,070 --> 01:05:44,570
- I think I'm fine in my tent.

1478
01:05:45,696 --> 01:05:47,960
(Lily laughing)

1479
01:05:47,960 --> 01:05:50,730
No, dude, of course I
want to come back here.

1480
01:05:50,730 --> 01:05:53,036
I hate that fucking tent.

1481
01:05:53,036 --> 01:05:54,593
- I'm hurrying.

1482
01:05:54,593 --> 01:05:57,740
(Robert exhaling)

1483
01:05:57,740 --> 01:06:00,150
I'll clear this out, and you know,

1484
01:06:00,150 --> 01:06:01,583
Nino can move in too if

1485
01:06:01,583 --> 01:06:03,670
- Really?
- You're a lesbian lover

1486
01:06:03,670 --> 01:06:04,640
with her and all that.

1487
01:06:04,640 --> 01:06:06,790
I'm totally, I'm very open.

1488
01:06:06,790 --> 01:06:09,433
I was born in 1965, okay, so,

1489
01:06:09,433 --> 01:06:11,940
free love is what I'm all about.

1490
01:06:11,940 --> 01:06:15,490
So if you and Nino need to
be shacking up in your room

1491
01:06:15,490 --> 01:06:17,050
I'm totally fine with that.

1492
01:06:17,050 --> 01:06:19,217
I just need a rest.
- Okay.

1493
01:06:20,949 --> 01:06:22,352
Love you.

1494
01:06:22,352 --> 01:06:24,852
- Can you tell Sonya, what up?

1495
01:06:26,421 --> 01:06:27,254
(door closing)

1496
01:06:27,254 --> 01:06:29,837
(upbeat music)