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That's a half a gram. 158 00:07:33,661 --> 00:07:36,038 I want all my grams, nigga." 159 00:07:36,622 --> 00:07:37,957 But health is wealth. 160 00:07:38,040 --> 00:07:41,586 You will not know the status of your health unless you get a physical. 161 00:07:41,669 --> 00:07:44,964 Every year, for my birthday, that is my gift to myself. 162 00:07:45,047 --> 00:07:48,426 We still dying of illnesses they done already cured in full. 163 00:07:48,509 --> 00:07:51,053 And it's the scariest shit in the world, because certain people, 164 00:07:51,137 --> 00:07:53,514 you know something's wrong with your body, but you don't go. 165 00:07:53,598 --> 00:07:56,851 See, me personally, I would hate for something to be wrong with my damn body 166 00:07:56,934 --> 00:08:01,731 and I never, ever do nothing about it, and then I just let it go and go. 167 00:08:01,814 --> 00:08:04,484 And then finally be rushed to the hospital, and the doctor like, "Ooh. 168 00:08:04,567 --> 00:08:08,946 If you'd have got here three weeks ago, that shit was just in your ear." 169 00:08:09,030 --> 00:08:10,031 [laughter] 170 00:08:10,114 --> 00:08:12,742 "Where's it at now?" "In your foot." 171 00:08:12,825 --> 00:08:14,744 "How long I got?" "Tomorrow." 172 00:08:16,078 --> 00:08:18,748 It's the scariest shit in the world. I get a physical every year. 173 00:08:18,831 --> 00:08:20,041 This year was no different. 174 00:08:20,124 --> 00:08:22,126 Doctor came in. I said, "How am I doing, Doc?" 175 00:08:22,210 --> 00:08:23,961 He said, "I got your lab result back. 176 00:08:24,045 --> 00:08:26,923 Everything is looking good. You just have one minor discrepancy." 177 00:08:27,006 --> 00:08:29,258 I said, "What's that?" He said, "Your PSA is high." 178 00:08:29,342 --> 00:08:32,386 I said, "What's that?" He said, "That's the indicator of your prostate. 179 00:08:32,470 --> 00:08:36,057 You being a Black man, prostate cancer is prevalent in your community. 180 00:08:36,140 --> 00:08:39,060 What I need you to do is go back and see the reception, 181 00:08:39,143 --> 00:08:40,937 make another appointment, come back. 182 00:08:41,020 --> 00:08:44,023 I'm gonna do a prostate exam along with your physical. 183 00:08:44,106 --> 00:08:46,192 I'm running behind about a month and a half. 184 00:08:46,275 --> 00:08:48,110 I should be able to get to see you then." 185 00:08:48,194 --> 00:08:50,613 I'm like, "Fuck that, nigga. We doing this shit today. 186 00:08:51,280 --> 00:08:53,658 I got Obamacare, nigga. Put that shit on the bill. 187 00:08:54,534 --> 00:08:57,411 Let's run that shit up before that Republican-care come." 188 00:08:58,037 --> 00:09:00,957 He said, "You want to do it today?" I said, "Yeah, I want to do it today." 189 00:09:01,040 --> 00:09:03,167 So I start rolling up my sleeves. 190 00:09:03,251 --> 00:09:04,752 [laughter] 191 00:09:07,838 --> 00:09:09,799 Yeah, he laughed just like that. 192 00:09:10,758 --> 00:09:14,053 He said, "No, we don't do no prostate exam like that." 193 00:09:14,136 --> 00:09:16,889 I said, "How you do it?" He said, "We do that with a rectum exam." 194 00:09:16,973 --> 00:09:19,350 I said, "Well, I don't think I got that on my Obamacare." 195 00:09:19,433 --> 00:09:20,726 [laughter] 196 00:09:20,810 --> 00:09:24,313 [laughs] I said, "I don't think Barack would do that shit for me." 197 00:09:24,897 --> 00:09:27,942 He said, "Just go in the other room. There's a gown behind the door. 198 00:09:28,025 --> 00:09:31,445 Take your clothes off, put the gown on and come back out. We can do the procedure." 199 00:09:31,529 --> 00:09:34,365 I'm gonna tell you all right now, my people from DC, 200 00:09:34,448 --> 00:09:36,659 I have been rich my whole life. 201 00:09:36,742 --> 00:09:38,786 And I'm not talking about monetarily. 202 00:09:38,869 --> 00:09:42,748 I'm talking about rich of the blessing of my God. 203 00:09:42,832 --> 00:09:45,543 Been on this earth 58 years. 204 00:09:45,626 --> 00:09:47,962 I have never spent a night in a hospital. 205 00:09:48,045 --> 00:09:50,047 I have never had no surgery. 206 00:09:50,131 --> 00:09:51,882 I ain't never had no broken bones, 207 00:09:51,966 --> 00:09:56,512 other than this wrist right here riding that raggedy-ass bike my daddy gave me. 208 00:09:56,596 --> 00:09:58,681 So I don't know shit about no hospital. 209 00:09:58,764 --> 00:10:01,976 So when he told me to go take my clothes off and put the gown on, I did it. 210 00:10:02,059 --> 00:10:03,644 And I put the motherfucker on. 211 00:10:03,728 --> 00:10:05,896 But it was too small. It wouldn't close. 212 00:10:06,606 --> 00:10:08,399 So I stuck my head behind the door and said, 213 00:10:08,482 --> 00:10:11,861 "Hey, Doc, I need a bigger gown. This motherfucker ain't going over my stomach." 214 00:10:11,944 --> 00:10:14,655 He said, "No, you've got it on wrong. Turn it around." 215 00:10:14,739 --> 00:10:16,657 I said, "I'll be damned. 216 00:10:17,700 --> 00:10:19,702 I know I'm wearing this gown right." 217 00:10:20,411 --> 00:10:23,247 'Cause if it's between my dick and my ass being out, 218 00:10:23,789 --> 00:10:25,916 my dick already understands. 219 00:10:26,667 --> 00:10:29,211 The ass is always covered. 220 00:10:29,295 --> 00:10:31,922 And every part of my body knows that rule. 221 00:10:32,006 --> 00:10:34,634 If I only got one sock, fuck my foot. 222 00:10:35,301 --> 00:10:37,970 That motherfucker going down the crack of my ass. 223 00:10:38,054 --> 00:10:42,141 And if we doing a rectum exam, I know I'm wearing this gown right. 224 00:10:42,224 --> 00:10:44,602 'Cause you're gonna have to lift this bitch and let me know 225 00:10:44,685 --> 00:10:45,811 it's about to go down. 226 00:10:45,895 --> 00:10:49,065 I ain't just gonna leave it open for you to come in there when you feel like it. 227 00:10:50,232 --> 00:10:51,984 I don't know what kind of… 228 00:10:52,068 --> 00:10:54,820 I don't know what kind of patients you be having 229 00:10:54,904 --> 00:10:58,532 with their head down, ass up, but I ain't that kind of patient. 230 00:10:58,616 --> 00:11:01,077 I need a head start or a warning. 231 00:11:01,160 --> 00:11:04,538 Ten, nine, eight… Oh, shit. 232 00:11:04,622 --> 00:11:07,583 My ass is getting a little chilly. 233 00:11:07,666 --> 00:11:10,127 It must be time for him to do it. 234 00:11:10,211 --> 00:11:13,005 So I knew I had the gown on right, 235 00:11:13,089 --> 00:11:15,091 so I just walked out there, holding my dick. 236 00:11:15,174 --> 00:11:16,550 I said, "I'm ready." 237 00:11:17,843 --> 00:11:20,554 He said, "I told you. You've got the gown on wrong. Turn it around." 238 00:11:20,638 --> 00:11:24,100 I said, "I'll be damned." He said, "Fuck it. Bend down and look over there." 239 00:11:24,183 --> 00:11:26,769 I said, "I don't like how you said that. 240 00:11:26,852 --> 00:11:29,397 You need to take that bass out your voice. 241 00:11:29,480 --> 00:11:32,566 You're a little too angry to be fucking with my ass right now. 242 00:11:32,650 --> 00:11:35,569 I think we need to reschedule this appointment. 243 00:11:35,653 --> 00:11:39,824 And if you're gonna keep arguing like this with me, I need to put my drawers on. 244 00:11:39,907 --> 00:11:42,910 I don't like to argue with no nigga if I ain't got no drawers on. 245 00:11:42,993 --> 00:11:47,248 You got your drawers on. Why can't I put my drawers on?" 246 00:11:47,957 --> 00:11:51,502 So I went on and bent back over. "Come on. Let's get this bullshit over with." 247 00:11:51,585 --> 00:11:54,797 This nigga gonna say, "Stay still." I said, "Shit. 248 00:11:55,548 --> 00:11:59,927 You better hit this motherfucker while it's moving. I told you I'm scared. 249 00:12:00,886 --> 00:12:05,224 My leg is shaking 'cause I'm afraid." So I looked over my shoulder. 250 00:12:05,307 --> 00:12:08,102 This motherfucker put gel on three fingers. 251 00:12:08,185 --> 00:12:11,313 I jumped the fuck up. He was like, "What's wrong?" 252 00:12:11,397 --> 00:12:13,941 I said, "Let me see what finger you're gonna use. 253 00:12:14,024 --> 00:12:16,527 Oh, you ain't using that finger with that fucked-up knuckle. 254 00:12:16,610 --> 00:12:20,948 Trying to put that big-ass knuckle in my ass, that football knuckle you got. 255 00:12:21,031 --> 00:12:24,034 I ought to whup your ass for trying to put that motherfucker in me. 256 00:12:24,118 --> 00:12:26,996 Your pinkie you got should be able to find what you're looking for. 257 00:12:27,079 --> 00:12:30,499 I ought to whup your ass, Doc. I'm gonna ask you one more time. 258 00:12:30,583 --> 00:12:33,669 Are you sure this is the only way you can check my prostate? 259 00:12:33,752 --> 00:12:37,548 'Cause if I go home and I google and I find there's another test, 260 00:12:37,631 --> 00:12:40,593 I'm gonna come back here and whup your motherfucking ass 261 00:12:40,676 --> 00:12:42,761 in front of all this equipment." 262 00:12:42,845 --> 00:12:43,929 [laughter] 263 00:12:44,013 --> 00:12:45,764 So I went on and bent back over. 264 00:12:45,848 --> 00:12:48,350 "Come on. Let's get this bullshit over with." 265 00:12:48,434 --> 00:12:53,689 He lifted up my gown, and I said, "Oh, shit. It's about to go down." 266 00:12:53,772 --> 00:12:57,443 And he lifted it up and he broke me off. I was like, "Oh, goddamn it." 267 00:12:57,526 --> 00:13:00,779 He said, "Don't worry. It ain't gonna take long." I said, "You ain't got long. 268 00:13:00,863 --> 00:13:03,532 Hurry up and find what you're looking for." 269 00:13:03,616 --> 00:13:06,202 He kept moving his finger in and out of my ass. 270 00:13:06,285 --> 00:13:08,746 I said, "Fuck it. Take your finger out of my ass. 271 00:13:08,829 --> 00:13:10,748 If I've got prostate cancer, leave it in there. 272 00:13:12,124 --> 00:13:14,919 I'm just gonna have to take it up with the Lord. 273 00:13:15,002 --> 00:13:17,129 But you ain't just gonna rotate your finger 274 00:13:17,213 --> 00:13:19,423 in and out of my ass like this no more, sir. 275 00:13:19,507 --> 00:13:22,718 Take your finger out of my ass immediately, sir. 276 00:13:22,801 --> 00:13:26,472 Stop right now. No means no, sir." 277 00:13:28,140 --> 00:13:30,142 [laughing] 278 00:13:35,064 --> 00:13:40,152 I tried-- I got up. Nigga tried to fix my goddamn gown. 279 00:13:40,236 --> 00:13:43,531 He gonna take the glove off all seductively, 280 00:13:44,323 --> 00:13:46,534 one finger at a time. 281 00:13:46,617 --> 00:13:49,870 Gonna look me in the face, give me a box of tissues, 282 00:13:49,954 --> 00:13:51,705 talking about, "Wipe yourself off. 283 00:13:51,789 --> 00:13:52,790 [laughter] 284 00:13:52,873 --> 00:13:56,335 Pull your drawers up. Follow me in the other room." 285 00:13:56,418 --> 00:13:58,879 I said, "This nigga has just assaulted me. 286 00:13:59,463 --> 00:14:01,048 I've been raped." 287 00:14:01,131 --> 00:14:03,592 I went and bought me a "Me Too" T-shirt. 288 00:14:03,676 --> 00:14:04,677 [laughter] 289 00:14:04,760 --> 00:14:08,347 I went all to the meeting. I was like, "Me too, bitches. Me too. 290 00:14:08,430 --> 00:14:11,058 Y'all are gonna hear what happened to me in that doctor's office. 291 00:14:11,141 --> 00:14:12,935 I've got a story to tell." 292 00:14:13,602 --> 00:14:16,897 I left that doctor's office, ass just slippery. 293 00:14:16,981 --> 00:14:17,982 [laughter] 294 00:14:18,065 --> 00:14:20,526 Slid all the way to the elevator. 295 00:14:20,609 --> 00:14:22,736 Couldn't even look another man in the face. 296 00:14:23,362 --> 00:14:25,865 I was like, "He broke me in there! He broke me in there!" 297 00:14:27,867 --> 00:14:30,578 Seen a gay dude. I was like, "You're a soldier. 298 00:14:31,203 --> 00:14:34,415 You can take a dick. I couldn't take a pinkie. 299 00:14:34,498 --> 00:14:36,625 You're a tough one. You're tough." 300 00:14:36,709 --> 00:14:39,378 If you're taking a dick every night, mmm! 301 00:14:40,838 --> 00:14:42,882 These ain't jokes. 302 00:14:47,595 --> 00:14:51,307 And Black people, we done voted Trump out, 303 00:14:51,390 --> 00:14:53,517 but we ain't killed this motherfucker. 304 00:14:53,601 --> 00:14:55,895 He's still alive politically. 305 00:14:55,978 --> 00:14:58,647 White people believe in him right below Jesus. 306 00:14:58,731 --> 00:15:00,941 Oh, they believe in his ass. 307 00:15:01,025 --> 00:15:03,319 They're just lying to good white folks. 308 00:15:03,402 --> 00:15:04,778 "Stop the steal. 309 00:15:04,862 --> 00:15:06,530 They just stole the vote. 310 00:15:06,614 --> 00:15:09,783 Fraud. Irregularity with voting." 311 00:15:09,867 --> 00:15:13,787 See, Black people, I don't never want y'all ever to say your votes don't count. 312 00:15:13,871 --> 00:15:16,165 The reason why they've got all these problems, 313 00:15:16,248 --> 00:15:20,127 changing all-- the Republicans changing all the goddamn rules for voting, 314 00:15:20,210 --> 00:15:22,463 is 'cause we showed the fuck up. 315 00:15:26,675 --> 00:15:30,179 I tell my white friends all the time: "If you're gonna lie on Black people, 316 00:15:30,262 --> 00:15:32,681 at least get a lie that's believable, nigga. 317 00:15:32,765 --> 00:15:34,516 You want the whole world to believe 318 00:15:34,600 --> 00:15:37,353 that niggas went down there and voted two times?" 319 00:15:39,897 --> 00:15:43,233 We commit a lot of crimes, but we don't fuck with that paperwork. 320 00:15:45,527 --> 00:15:49,198 But you can't say nothing. You can't tell a Trump supporter nothing about Trump. 321 00:15:49,281 --> 00:15:53,577 "Oh, yeah, not my Trump, mm-mmm!" They love motherfucking Trump. 322 00:15:53,661 --> 00:15:56,955 People ask me all the time, "What kind of woman are you looking for in your life?" 323 00:15:57,039 --> 00:16:00,501 I say, "Nigga, I'm looking for a woman like a Trump supporter. 324 00:16:00,584 --> 00:16:03,879 No matter what she hears about me, that bitch don't believe shit." 325 00:16:03,963 --> 00:16:04,964 [laughter] 326 00:16:05,047 --> 00:16:06,924 "I heard he got another woman." 327 00:16:07,007 --> 00:16:09,259 "That's fake news, baby. That's fake news. 328 00:16:09,968 --> 00:16:12,846 Don't listen to them hos. They're the enemy of the state." 329 00:16:14,306 --> 00:16:16,225 These ain't jokes. 330 00:16:16,308 --> 00:16:20,062 I knew Trump was the pimp of all pimps, nigga, when he came here 331 00:16:20,145 --> 00:16:23,065 and sent them motherfuckers up here January 6th. 332 00:16:23,148 --> 00:16:26,443 He told the motherfuckers, "Meet me here January 6th." 333 00:16:26,527 --> 00:16:29,154 They came up there like he was Moses. 334 00:16:31,407 --> 00:16:35,452 Just stepping. I've never seen so many RVs, pickup trucks, 335 00:16:35,536 --> 00:16:36,996 white women with no teeth. 336 00:16:37,079 --> 00:16:38,414 They was everywhere. 337 00:16:38,497 --> 00:16:39,540 [laughter] 338 00:16:39,623 --> 00:16:42,001 And then he came out and talked. 339 00:16:42,084 --> 00:16:45,421 Did the speech, their old motherfucking fearless leader. 340 00:16:45,504 --> 00:16:49,675 "Right now, they're in there, trying to certify the steal. 341 00:16:49,758 --> 00:16:52,886 You're not doing anything. They're stealing your vote. 342 00:16:52,970 --> 00:16:57,433 If you allow what happens in there, you're not gonna have a country. 343 00:16:57,516 --> 00:17:02,438 Now, what we're gonna do, we're gonna walk down to the Capitol and stop 'em. 344 00:17:02,521 --> 00:17:04,940 I'ma go with you, and I'ma meet you there." 345 00:17:06,191 --> 00:17:07,901 [chuckles] Trump went home. 346 00:17:09,153 --> 00:17:11,947 That nigga was at the crib, just chilling. 347 00:17:12,740 --> 00:17:16,410 White people was going crazy, nigga. They was knocking shit over, 348 00:17:16,493 --> 00:17:21,248 whupping police asses, climbing all on the wall and shit. 349 00:17:21,331 --> 00:17:24,126 I was watching that shit on TV. All I was wishing is, 350 00:17:24,209 --> 00:17:28,130 "Ooh, I wish I was a Capitol police working that day." 351 00:17:28,213 --> 00:17:29,965 If I was there, I would have been like… 352 00:17:30,049 --> 00:17:31,467 [imitating gunshots] 353 00:17:33,427 --> 00:17:35,637 "What you doing?" "Saving democracy. 354 00:17:39,975 --> 00:17:41,685 These motherfuckers are everywhere. 355 00:17:43,103 --> 00:17:45,314 If you ain't gonna use your gun, give it to me. 356 00:17:50,152 --> 00:17:52,738 There's that motherfucker with that Confederate flag." 357 00:17:54,782 --> 00:17:56,450 Click, click, click. [grunts] 358 00:17:58,660 --> 00:18:01,080 Oh, I would have tore their ass up. 359 00:18:01,163 --> 00:18:04,249 I'd have called my boy. "I told you to be here as a security guard." 360 00:18:04,333 --> 00:18:06,376 [imitating gunshots] 361 00:18:06,460 --> 00:18:09,004 I'm shooting Trump supporters on the clock. 362 00:18:09,088 --> 00:18:10,881 [laughter] 363 00:18:10,964 --> 00:18:13,467 "Don't punch me out. I'm gonna do overtime today." 364 00:18:16,595 --> 00:18:19,014 "What's your name, boy?" "Crispus Attucks." 365 00:18:21,642 --> 00:18:25,729 Believe me, if I was working, they would have got off them steps. 366 00:18:25,813 --> 00:18:27,397 "Stop the steal!" [imitates gunshots] 367 00:18:27,481 --> 00:18:30,067 "This nigga is serious. Back up, Billy Bob." 368 00:18:30,150 --> 00:18:32,152 [laughter] 369 00:18:34,029 --> 00:18:36,740 [cheering, applause] 370 00:18:42,162 --> 00:18:45,374 Trump ain't got no cut. He ain't give a fuck. 371 00:18:45,457 --> 00:18:49,878 I knew he had no cut when he told John McCain, "You ain't no war hero." 372 00:18:50,796 --> 00:18:54,049 [chuckles] And they said, "Why?" "Cause he got captured. 373 00:18:54,800 --> 00:18:57,177 I like soldiers that don't get caught." 374 00:18:57,761 --> 00:19:00,973 John McCain hated that motherfucker till the day he died. 375 00:19:01,056 --> 00:19:03,892 They say you ain't supposed to take a grudge to your grave. 376 00:19:03,976 --> 00:19:07,855 John McCain was like, "Fuck that shit." I'ma tell you something. 377 00:19:07,938 --> 00:19:10,732 If you down for Trump, against Trump, or even if you are Trump, 378 00:19:10,816 --> 00:19:12,401 you've gotta look yourself in the mirror. 379 00:19:12,484 --> 00:19:14,486 You know you a fucked-up individual 380 00:19:14,570 --> 00:19:16,822 when a nigga don't want you at his funeral. 381 00:19:17,990 --> 00:19:22,369 They said John McCain's last words were like, "Tell that nigga not to come." 382 00:19:23,620 --> 00:19:25,080 They said, "What about the Reaper?" 383 00:19:25,164 --> 00:19:29,585 "Mm-mmm! If he comes in the church, I'ma walk out the casket." 384 00:19:30,294 --> 00:19:33,088 Like, "Damn, he blocked that nigga like Facebook." 385 00:19:34,173 --> 00:19:35,674 [chuckles] 386 00:19:35,757 --> 00:19:37,801 You can say what you want to say about John McCain, 387 00:19:37,885 --> 00:19:40,262 but that motherfucker was a war hero. 388 00:19:40,345 --> 00:19:44,433 I'm telling you. That motherfucker was a prisoner of war, dawg. 389 00:19:44,516 --> 00:19:46,268 He got shot behind enemy lines 390 00:19:46,351 --> 00:19:49,313 fucking with them Viet Cong niggas, and they fucked John up. 391 00:19:49,396 --> 00:19:51,398 If you want to know what John McCain went through, 392 00:19:51,481 --> 00:19:53,692 all you've gotta do is watch the first Rambo. 393 00:19:53,775 --> 00:19:55,944 [laughter] 394 00:19:56,028 --> 00:20:00,324 [chuckles] They pulled his nails out, put bamboo in his ass. 395 00:20:00,407 --> 00:20:02,951 When you see John McCain, that nigga walking like this. 396 00:20:03,577 --> 00:20:05,871 He couldn't even salute. "How you doing?" "Mm-hmm." 397 00:20:05,954 --> 00:20:06,955 [laughter] 398 00:20:07,039 --> 00:20:08,665 They fucked John up. 399 00:20:08,749 --> 00:20:10,626 But what made him a man's man, 400 00:20:10,709 --> 00:20:14,421 do you know John McCain was being tortured for five years straight? 401 00:20:14,504 --> 00:20:17,799 He could have got out early, 'cause his father was an admiral, 402 00:20:17,883 --> 00:20:19,509 and they was gonna do a prisoner swap, 403 00:20:19,593 --> 00:20:22,012 let him come home early 'cause of who his father was. 404 00:20:22,095 --> 00:20:24,973 They came down to the torture chamber to John McCain and said, 405 00:20:25,057 --> 00:20:26,642 "Look, we've got some good news for you. 406 00:20:26,725 --> 00:20:28,894 You're gonna be able to go home and be with your family." 407 00:20:28,977 --> 00:20:31,146 They released him and said, "Come on. You're going home." 408 00:20:31,230 --> 00:20:33,649 John McCain was like, "I'm not leaving." "What you mean?" 409 00:20:33,732 --> 00:20:37,653 "I'm not leaving unless you release all the other soldiers in here with me." 410 00:20:37,736 --> 00:20:38,737 [applause] 411 00:20:38,820 --> 00:20:41,531 They said, "Hell no," and went back to whupping his ass. Pow! 412 00:20:41,615 --> 00:20:43,867 [laughter] 413 00:20:43,951 --> 00:20:45,827 I was in the military. They showed us the tape. 414 00:20:45,911 --> 00:20:49,122 They said, "This is the kind of prisoner of war you should be if you're captured." 415 00:20:49,206 --> 00:20:51,458 I said, "You might as well let me out, 416 00:20:52,167 --> 00:20:54,294 'cause I'll never do that shit John did. 417 00:20:54,378 --> 00:20:55,754 'Cause if they come to release me, 418 00:20:55,837 --> 00:20:58,548 I'ma look at the rest of the soldiers like, 'I'll see you later. 419 00:20:58,632 --> 00:21:01,093 God has heard my prayer. 420 00:21:01,760 --> 00:21:04,304 Give me a letter. I'll give it to your family. 421 00:21:04,388 --> 00:21:07,265 But my Black ass is getting on this helicopter. 422 00:21:07,349 --> 00:21:10,519 Somebody got to tell what these Pacquiaos have done to us, 423 00:21:11,228 --> 00:21:13,730 and God has chosen me. 424 00:21:13,814 --> 00:21:15,190 Wouldn't he do it?'" 425 00:21:16,441 --> 00:21:20,195 Hey, this ain't no joke right here. I don't play with my health. 426 00:21:20,279 --> 00:21:24,908 Your life is the most precious thing you've got, 'cause life is short, man. 427 00:21:24,992 --> 00:21:27,160 We losing some good-ass people. 428 00:21:27,244 --> 00:21:32,207 Shit. We lost Cicely Tyson, 96 years old. 429 00:21:32,291 --> 00:21:34,918 -Black people talking about "too soon." -[clapping] 430 00:21:35,002 --> 00:21:37,379 [laughter] 431 00:21:37,462 --> 00:21:39,965 "Who knew?" I said, "I knew." 432 00:21:40,048 --> 00:21:45,262 When she got 88, I said, "Ooh! You better get your paperwork in order." 433 00:21:45,345 --> 00:21:47,222 "Who knew?" I knew! 434 00:21:47,306 --> 00:21:50,017 When she got 89, I said, "The Lord looking for you." 435 00:21:50,767 --> 00:21:52,352 "Who knew?" I knew. 436 00:21:52,436 --> 00:21:53,854 When she got 92, I said: 437 00:21:53,937 --> 00:21:59,651 ♪ Soon and very soon You are gonna see the King ♪ 438 00:21:59,735 --> 00:22:04,990 ♪ Soon and very soon You are gonna see the King ♪ 439 00:22:05,657 --> 00:22:08,702 When she got 94, I said, "Don't go to church. 440 00:22:09,661 --> 00:22:13,248 God's gonna say-- When he sees you there, he's gonna say, 'Since you're here, 441 00:22:14,332 --> 00:22:16,126 stay right here.'" 442 00:22:16,209 --> 00:22:18,378 I see some of y'all want to laugh. Fuck y'all. 443 00:22:19,338 --> 00:22:22,591 You want to laugh and celebrate when they make it to 96. 444 00:22:22,674 --> 00:22:26,261 That's when it's time to laugh and tell jokes. 445 00:22:26,345 --> 00:22:31,058 It ain't funny when you die at 26, and that's our fucking problem. 446 00:22:31,141 --> 00:22:33,852 I pay my respects all the time. 447 00:22:34,936 --> 00:22:36,980 The one that broke my heart more than anything 448 00:22:37,064 --> 00:22:38,857 was when we lost Aretha Franklin, 449 00:22:39,608 --> 00:22:41,193 the Queen of Soul. 450 00:22:41,276 --> 00:22:45,155 Tried to pay my respects and watch the funeral, but that funeral was so long. 451 00:22:45,864 --> 00:22:48,033 I kept hollering at the TV, "Let her go. 452 00:22:48,116 --> 00:22:49,284 [laughter] 453 00:22:49,367 --> 00:22:51,495 She's supposed to be with the Lord." 454 00:22:51,578 --> 00:22:54,372 That funeral was so long, they turned off my cable. 455 00:22:55,373 --> 00:22:58,168 I said, "This funeral done went through two billing cycles." 456 00:22:58,794 --> 00:23:00,879 They called me. "Why didn't you pay your cable bill?" 457 00:23:00,962 --> 00:23:02,380 I said, "I'm still at the funeral. 458 00:23:03,882 --> 00:23:05,133 Let her go." 459 00:23:05,926 --> 00:23:08,553 I've never seen a pastor preach the whole Bible. 460 00:23:08,637 --> 00:23:09,638 [laughter] 461 00:23:09,721 --> 00:23:14,059 This nigga didn't miss a scripture. I knew we was gonna be there a long time, 462 00:23:14,142 --> 00:23:16,895 'cause the nigga done come out talking about, "In the beginning." 463 00:23:17,646 --> 00:23:19,189 I said, "The beginning? 464 00:23:20,649 --> 00:23:23,485 What do Adam and Eve got to do with a funeral? 465 00:23:23,568 --> 00:23:26,988 Let her go. She's supposed to be with the Lord." 466 00:23:27,072 --> 00:23:29,241 CNN was there. They was unplugging their shit. 467 00:23:29,324 --> 00:23:31,159 "Come on. Let's get the fuck out of here. 468 00:23:31,701 --> 00:23:33,703 We've been here for three weeks. 469 00:23:34,412 --> 00:23:36,706 Don Lemon is supposed to be on TV right now." 470 00:23:37,415 --> 00:23:40,168 I kept hollering at the TV, "Let her go." 471 00:23:40,252 --> 00:23:43,922 I knew it was long when Aretha got up to change dresses. 472 00:23:44,005 --> 00:23:45,423 [laughter] 473 00:23:45,507 --> 00:23:49,219 "I'm gonna wear something different in the second half of the funeral." 474 00:23:49,302 --> 00:23:54,975 I said, "The second half? Who has a halftime at a funeral? 475 00:23:55,058 --> 00:23:58,979 Let her go. She's supposed to be with the Lord." 476 00:23:59,646 --> 00:24:03,233 That funeral was so long, nigga. They held it in Detroit so long, 477 00:24:03,316 --> 00:24:07,487 by the time she finally did make it to the pearly gates to get into heaven, 478 00:24:07,571 --> 00:24:11,032 an angel came to the door and said, "God's gone. 479 00:24:12,450 --> 00:24:14,911 You were supposed to be in here three weeks ago. 480 00:24:14,995 --> 00:24:17,622 He touched you on the 3rd. It's the 21st. 481 00:24:18,373 --> 00:24:20,458 I know you're the queen, but he's the king. 482 00:24:21,877 --> 00:24:25,130 You just can't have the Lord just waiting for you, Aretha. 483 00:24:25,213 --> 00:24:27,549 This is no kind of respect. 484 00:24:27,632 --> 00:24:29,551 You're gonna have to go to hell." 485 00:24:31,011 --> 00:24:33,471 That would be fucked up, though, if you made it to heaven, 486 00:24:33,555 --> 00:24:35,891 but you fucked around and got to the gate late. 487 00:24:36,558 --> 00:24:41,396 You know, you look on the board, like, "Ooh, my name up there. Shit, I made it." 488 00:24:41,479 --> 00:24:44,399 You see some of your boys, like, "Damn, you ain't get in. 489 00:24:45,317 --> 00:24:48,862 Damn, man. I heard it's gonna be hot where you going. 490 00:24:48,945 --> 00:24:50,739 Told you to go to Bible study." 491 00:24:50,822 --> 00:24:53,950 You're taking your time. "Nigga, I got in." 492 00:24:54,034 --> 00:24:56,328 And you get to the gate, and you see 'em locking. 493 00:24:56,411 --> 00:24:58,330 You're like, "Hold up, nigga, I'm here. 494 00:24:59,623 --> 00:25:02,167 I ain't moving my foot. I'm supposed to be in there. 495 00:25:03,418 --> 00:25:06,963 You just can't lock a nigga out of here. What kind of bullshit is this? 496 00:25:07,047 --> 00:25:12,052 You ain't say what time you had to be at the gate. This is some bullshit." 497 00:25:12,135 --> 00:25:14,888 You be peeping in there. "Ooh, it look nice in there. 498 00:25:15,847 --> 00:25:19,684 Heaven's everything they say in the Bible. Uh-uh. Nigga, I'm getting in." 499 00:25:19,768 --> 00:25:22,604 You be like, "Come on, man. This is bullshit. 500 00:25:23,230 --> 00:25:25,065 I'm on Jesus's list." 501 00:25:25,941 --> 00:25:30,320 You be like, "It real nice in there. Did my mama make it? 502 00:25:30,403 --> 00:25:32,948 Did she make it into heaven? She did? 503 00:25:33,031 --> 00:25:34,741 Could you tell her I'm out here? 504 00:25:34,824 --> 00:25:36,201 [laughter] 505 00:25:36,284 --> 00:25:41,373 And tell her that angel right there won't let me in. This is some bullshit." 506 00:25:41,456 --> 00:25:44,417 If your mama came and seen you was late getting to the gate, 507 00:25:44,501 --> 00:25:46,336 she would cuss your ass out. 508 00:25:46,419 --> 00:25:49,381 "The fuck wrong with you? Got me using this kind of language. 509 00:25:49,464 --> 00:25:52,050 You were late. Get your ass over there. You were late getting in." 510 00:25:52,133 --> 00:25:54,594 "I'm sorry. I was on time. That was the angel. 511 00:25:54,678 --> 00:25:56,471 He hates me and everything." 512 00:25:56,554 --> 00:26:00,225 "Get your ass over there while I go find Jesus, see can I get you in. 513 00:26:01,226 --> 00:26:03,603 Stand over there with the rest of them heathens." 514 00:26:04,312 --> 00:26:07,315 "I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry." 515 00:26:07,399 --> 00:26:11,820 You go back and stand on the side with everybody else that couldn't get in. 516 00:26:12,946 --> 00:26:16,074 "I think I'm getting in. 517 00:26:16,157 --> 00:26:19,035 My mom been knowing Jesus her whole life. 518 00:26:19,119 --> 00:26:20,495 [laughter] 519 00:26:20,578 --> 00:26:22,872 I know she got a plus-one. 520 00:26:25,667 --> 00:26:30,672 Your mama ain't get in? She didn't? Not at all? 521 00:26:30,755 --> 00:26:32,632 Man, I'm sorry to hear that. 522 00:26:33,675 --> 00:26:36,845 I'll be-- I'm about to get in there. I'ma get in. 523 00:26:36,928 --> 00:26:39,681 When I get in there, you want me to tell somebody you out here? 524 00:26:41,224 --> 00:26:43,393 You don't know nobody that made it? 525 00:26:44,144 --> 00:26:47,063 All the people you know, you don't know nobody you think made it? 526 00:26:47,772 --> 00:26:50,483 Nobody? That's fucked up. 527 00:26:51,151 --> 00:26:55,447 Oh, here come Jesus with my mama. I'll see you later, Joel Osteen." 528 00:26:55,530 --> 00:26:57,782 [laughter] 529 00:27:06,750 --> 00:27:08,668 "This is my Bible." 530 00:27:13,048 --> 00:27:16,092 My son just turned 18 years old. 531 00:27:16,176 --> 00:27:19,971 Best day of my life, because he's one of the trios I have. 532 00:27:20,055 --> 00:27:22,307 I have three kids, and he's the last. 533 00:27:22,390 --> 00:27:25,143 Eighteen years old, and as a man that's in his 50s, 534 00:27:25,226 --> 00:27:27,479 when you see your kids get 18 years old, 535 00:27:27,562 --> 00:27:30,231 that is your chance for you to live your life. 536 00:27:30,315 --> 00:27:32,525 -[applause] -I tell my kids all the time, 537 00:27:32,609 --> 00:27:36,237 "Once you turn 18, our relationship has changed." 538 00:27:36,821 --> 00:27:39,199 "How is that, Daddy?" I said, "Let me explain. 539 00:27:39,282 --> 00:27:44,162 I am no longer the provider. I am the adviser. 540 00:27:45,163 --> 00:27:50,377 So when you've got a problem now, I say, 'This is what I would do if I was you.' 541 00:27:51,252 --> 00:27:54,089 But you was raised right, nigga. Make good decisions. 542 00:27:54,172 --> 00:27:57,342 Close the door so me and your future stepmama can get busy." 543 00:27:58,051 --> 00:28:02,263 No, man, when your kids become an adult, it is your time to capture 544 00:28:02,347 --> 00:28:06,059 the things that you wanted to do that you sacrificed by raising them. 545 00:28:06,142 --> 00:28:09,521 I tell people all the time, kids are the most expensive thing 546 00:28:09,604 --> 00:28:12,399 you will ever purchase, to ever have in your life, 547 00:28:12,482 --> 00:28:15,652 'cause they-- at the maximum, they are dream killers. 548 00:28:17,112 --> 00:28:20,073 At the minimum, nigga, they are dream delayers. 549 00:28:20,782 --> 00:28:24,494 'Cause you done put what you wanted to do to facilitate their growth. 550 00:28:24,577 --> 00:28:28,081 And when they get 18, it's your time to do the things you need to do, 551 00:28:28,164 --> 00:28:30,083 'cause you're in the fourth quarter of your life. 552 00:28:30,166 --> 00:28:31,209 But some of y'all don't. 553 00:28:31,292 --> 00:28:35,338 Y'all still be in your kids' lives when they're 18 as if they was an adolescent. 554 00:28:35,422 --> 00:28:36,756 And I don't blame most of y'all, 555 00:28:36,840 --> 00:28:39,926 because y'all let these kids around here manipulate you. 556 00:28:40,009 --> 00:28:41,928 Because them kids throw their guilt on you. 557 00:28:42,011 --> 00:28:44,889 They've been in your life and seen some of the times 558 00:28:44,973 --> 00:28:48,852 when you was at your lowest point, and they throw that shit in your face. 559 00:28:48,935 --> 00:28:52,814 They also know there's things you wanted to do for them that you couldn't do, 560 00:28:52,897 --> 00:28:55,734 and you feel guilty, and they play that shit on you. 561 00:28:55,817 --> 00:28:58,445 And I'm telling you right now, from the bottom of my heart, 562 00:28:58,528 --> 00:29:00,155 fuck these kids. 563 00:29:00,238 --> 00:29:01,740 [laughter] 564 00:29:01,823 --> 00:29:04,784 Don't you let these motherfuckers fuck with you. 565 00:29:04,868 --> 00:29:09,247 I'ma tell you right now. If you did everything to the best of your ability 566 00:29:09,330 --> 00:29:13,001 to provide for your kids, you are a great-ass parent. 567 00:29:13,084 --> 00:29:16,588 Don't you let these little motherfuckers make you feel bad. 568 00:29:17,213 --> 00:29:20,425 I'm telling you right goddamn now. 569 00:29:20,508 --> 00:29:24,137 I wish one of my kids would tell me I'm not a great-ass father. 570 00:29:24,220 --> 00:29:26,222 I only got one question for 'em: 571 00:29:26,306 --> 00:29:30,810 "If I'm not a great father, nigga, who are you comparing me to? 572 00:29:30,894 --> 00:29:34,773 Who is this mythological Black man you think gonna make the sacrifices I did 573 00:29:34,856 --> 00:29:36,774 and all this for you like I did? 574 00:29:36,858 --> 00:29:40,236 Take you to all these activities, go to your basketball game, 575 00:29:40,320 --> 00:29:43,907 be there for three hours, and your ass don't even get in the game. 576 00:29:43,990 --> 00:29:45,200 [laughter] 577 00:29:45,783 --> 00:29:48,119 Me and you sitting on the bench. 578 00:29:48,786 --> 00:29:51,623 You could have FaceTimed me this bullshit, 579 00:29:51,706 --> 00:29:54,751 sitting over there like you're assistant coach and shit. 580 00:29:56,085 --> 00:29:59,088 Since we're comparing, you ain't a good-ass child. 581 00:29:59,881 --> 00:30:02,675 Almost lost my job fucking with your ass." 582 00:30:03,343 --> 00:30:04,844 Fuck these kids. 583 00:30:06,387 --> 00:30:08,139 These ain't jokes. 584 00:30:08,223 --> 00:30:11,142 I had the time to spend time with my son, and it made me learn 585 00:30:11,226 --> 00:30:13,561 that our kids are not built like us. 586 00:30:13,645 --> 00:30:17,398 My son don't have no swag. Zero. Nada. None. 587 00:30:17,482 --> 00:30:19,567 I told him the other day, "Let's ride, Clyde." 588 00:30:19,651 --> 00:30:21,861 This nigga was like, "Who's Clyde, Daddy?" 589 00:30:22,487 --> 00:30:23,947 "Get your ass in the car." 590 00:30:24,614 --> 00:30:29,744 "I just want to know who Clyde is. Is he a friend of yours?" 591 00:30:29,828 --> 00:30:31,454 "No, nigga. You're Clyde." 592 00:30:32,121 --> 00:30:34,791 "Mm-mmm. My name's Nathaniel." 593 00:30:34,874 --> 00:30:36,918 "Open your mouth. Let me swab you." 594 00:30:38,294 --> 00:30:41,673 You gotta understand. You can't raise your kids the way you was raised. 595 00:30:41,756 --> 00:30:47,095 It does not apply. The way we was raised does not have nothing to do with our kids. 596 00:30:47,178 --> 00:30:52,475 You gotta understand that we are inner-city parents raising suburban kids, 597 00:30:52,559 --> 00:30:54,811 so all the things we went through does not apply 598 00:30:54,894 --> 00:30:57,355 to these little, soft motherfuckers we're dealing with. 599 00:30:58,022 --> 00:31:00,817 You put your hands on your kids, just one of the ass whuppings 600 00:31:00,900 --> 00:31:03,278 that your mother and father gave you, put it on your kid, 601 00:31:03,361 --> 00:31:05,863 you'll scar these little, soft motherfuckers for life. 602 00:31:07,615 --> 00:31:09,742 They can't do it. I just tried to punish my son. 603 00:31:09,826 --> 00:31:13,162 Sent him to his room. This nigga writes a suicide note. 604 00:31:14,205 --> 00:31:16,833 He be in there. "Daddy, I don't know how long I can take this shit. 605 00:31:17,667 --> 00:31:19,127 The walls are coming in on me." 606 00:31:19,919 --> 00:31:21,796 I said, "This nigga could never go to jail." 607 00:31:22,672 --> 00:31:25,300 He can't even stay in his own room with an Xbox. 608 00:31:27,260 --> 00:31:28,511 These ain't jokes. 609 00:31:29,304 --> 00:31:32,348 My son got a concussion from falling in grass. 610 00:31:33,600 --> 00:31:36,060 He was in the hospital for three weeks. 611 00:31:36,144 --> 00:31:39,230 "Hey, what happened to him?" I said, "He tripped out back." 612 00:31:40,356 --> 00:31:41,899 They ain't built like us. 613 00:31:41,983 --> 00:31:46,070 You buy 'em a bike, you gotta get a helmet, shoulder pads, knee pads. 614 00:31:46,154 --> 00:31:48,948 "You playing football or riding a bike, motherfucker?" 615 00:31:49,741 --> 00:31:51,618 They're not built like us. 616 00:31:51,701 --> 00:31:56,289 We used to go to the park, get on the swing set, and wrap the pole. 617 00:31:57,040 --> 00:32:00,209 Let one of these kids go to a swing set and try to wrap the pole. 618 00:32:00,293 --> 00:32:02,295 Come back, chain around their neck. 619 00:32:02,378 --> 00:32:03,421 [laughter] 620 00:32:03,504 --> 00:32:04,631 [imitates crying] 621 00:32:04,714 --> 00:32:07,133 And you're like, "Get your ass down from there." 622 00:32:07,216 --> 00:32:10,345 "Why? You said go around"-- "Get your motherfucking ass"… 623 00:32:11,387 --> 00:32:13,181 They're not built like us. 624 00:32:13,264 --> 00:32:15,600 Can't leave 'em in the car when it's hot. 625 00:32:15,683 --> 00:32:17,518 [laughter] 626 00:32:19,312 --> 00:32:21,689 Our mother left us in the car when it was hot. 627 00:32:22,482 --> 00:32:24,567 We were just smart enough to get the fuck out 628 00:32:26,194 --> 00:32:28,529 and look at the door to see when she coming out. 629 00:32:29,197 --> 00:32:31,741 "Oh, here she come. Get back in the car. Get back. 630 00:32:31,824 --> 00:32:33,451 That's right. I was sitting over here. 631 00:32:33,534 --> 00:32:36,245 You're right. You're right. I was over here. You're right." 632 00:32:36,329 --> 00:32:37,747 Fuck her! 633 00:32:39,040 --> 00:32:41,709 It don't take you no three hours getting no tuna fish. 634 00:32:43,211 --> 00:32:45,672 Our kids just stay in the car and die. [grunts] 635 00:32:46,255 --> 00:32:48,007 "Get your ass out of the car!" 636 00:32:48,091 --> 00:32:51,552 "You said, 'Don't get out.'" "It's 200 degrees, motherfucker." 637 00:32:59,394 --> 00:33:02,605 Die in the car, stupid motherfuckers. 638 00:33:03,314 --> 00:33:05,024 Fuck these kids. 639 00:33:05,108 --> 00:33:07,360 But you ain't got to put your hands on no kids. 640 00:33:07,443 --> 00:33:09,278 Your kids ain't doing what they supposed to do, 641 00:33:09,362 --> 00:33:10,988 I've done found their Achilles' heel. 642 00:33:11,072 --> 00:33:14,742 I know exactly what you can get, how you can get 'em 643 00:33:14,826 --> 00:33:17,328 if they ain't doing what the fuck they supposed to do. 644 00:33:17,412 --> 00:33:19,330 Found their weakness. 645 00:33:19,414 --> 00:33:21,040 No, it ain't the phone. No. 646 00:33:21,708 --> 00:33:25,211 All you need to do, turn that motherfucking Wi-Fi off. 647 00:33:25,294 --> 00:33:26,879 [laughter] 648 00:33:27,463 --> 00:33:29,257 They on that shit like crack. 649 00:33:30,425 --> 00:33:31,759 I ain't lying to you. 650 00:33:31,843 --> 00:33:34,512 My son, he be upstairs. I be calling him, "Come downstairs, nigga." 651 00:33:34,595 --> 00:33:37,432 Acting like he don't hear me. I don't even call him no more. 652 00:33:37,515 --> 00:33:41,102 He don't do what the fuck he's supposed to do, all I do is unplug that Wi-Fi. 653 00:33:41,185 --> 00:33:42,186 [grunts] 654 00:33:42,270 --> 00:33:44,480 Then they come in. "Daddy, we ain't got no signal. 655 00:33:45,440 --> 00:33:49,110 Signal, Daddy! Signal! I was playing Fortnite Halloween. 656 00:33:49,193 --> 00:33:51,654 Daddy, I ain't got no signal." 657 00:33:51,738 --> 00:33:54,282 I said, "This nigga is cracking. Look at him." 658 00:33:54,365 --> 00:33:56,200 "I ain't got no signal, Daddy. 659 00:33:56,284 --> 00:33:59,078 It's got Halloween in it and everything." 660 00:33:59,162 --> 00:34:01,080 He's looking at me. "Daddy, you got a signal?" 661 00:34:01,164 --> 00:34:02,582 I say, "I got a signal." 662 00:34:03,916 --> 00:34:05,126 "I ain't got a signal." 663 00:34:05,209 --> 00:34:07,086 "Take that trash out, nigga. 664 00:34:07,170 --> 00:34:10,923 You take that trash out, nigga, I see 5G in your future." 665 00:34:11,007 --> 00:34:14,135 I'm Earthquake. I love y'all all day long. 666 00:34:14,218 --> 00:34:15,428 This is how we do it. 667 00:34:15,511 --> 00:34:17,513 ["Czar" playing] 668 00:34:18,765 --> 00:34:21,559 [all chanting] Southeast, south, southeast. 669 00:34:21,642 --> 00:34:24,395 Southeast, south, southeast. 670 00:34:24,479 --> 00:34:30,193 Southeast, south, southeast. Southeast, south, southeast. 671 00:34:30,276 --> 00:34:32,779 Southeast, south, southeast. 672 00:34:39,535 --> 00:34:42,330 ♪ Bitch, it's my city You get smacked silly ♪ 673 00:34:42,413 --> 00:34:44,916 ♪ Thought it was yours, gimme Prepared to shut shit down ♪ 674 00:34:44,999 --> 00:34:47,543 ♪ Nigga, fuck with me Jail music for riots ♪ 675 00:34:47,627 --> 00:34:51,547 ♪ Gangstas buck 50 Fuck the place up till I turn 160 ♪ 676 00:34:51,631 --> 00:34:54,092 ♪ Now I'm here to switch it up Motherfucker, lift it up ♪ 677 00:34:54,175 --> 00:34:56,719 ♪ Get you niggas drunk Till you lay in your bed and piss it up ♪ 678 00:34:56,803 --> 00:34:59,347 ♪ Now I'm back with the coke It'll make you all sniff it up ♪ 679 00:34:59,430 --> 00:35:02,225 ♪ And skrrt, skrrt in the Wraith Watch me Tokyo Drift it up ♪ 680 00:35:02,308 --> 00:35:04,811 ♪ Take this loss, all day sauce ♪ 681 00:35:04,894 --> 00:35:07,522 ♪ Take chains off, everything off ♪ 682 00:35:07,605 --> 00:35:10,191 ♪ Take it all in her mouth And make the stray cough ♪ 683 00:35:10,274 --> 00:35:12,819 ♪ Cocaine boss, all day floss ♪ 684 00:35:12,902 --> 00:35:15,404 ♪ Foul niggas know we on the ground And we live it up ♪ 685 00:35:15,488 --> 00:35:18,199 ♪ And drown cases of Goose Till I frown and we spit it up ♪ 686 00:35:18,282 --> 00:35:20,868 ♪ Got us running through it Got a hundred, stupid ♪ 687 00:35:20,952 --> 00:35:23,538 ♪ Now we 'bout to lose it Y'all don't wanna do it ♪ 688 00:35:23,621 --> 00:35:26,165 ♪ Watch the way we mix it up Hate the way we fix it up ♪ 689 00:35:26,249 --> 00:35:28,793 ♪ Anyway, shawty get on her knees And now she licks it up ♪ 690 00:35:28,876 --> 00:35:31,629 ♪ Red carpet swag on a nigga When they flick shit up ♪ 691 00:35:31,712 --> 00:35:34,382 ♪ Rich Porter prices on the coke You see the bricks is up ♪ 692 00:35:34,465 --> 00:35:36,717 ♪ So far, shawties throw they bra ♪ 693 00:35:36,801 --> 00:35:39,720 ♪ And I need the lighter To light the perfect cigar ♪ 694 00:35:39,804 --> 00:35:42,223 ♪ Brand-new jet, brand-new car ♪ 695 00:35:42,306 --> 00:35:44,851 ♪ Leader of the new shit, brand-new Czar ♪ 696 00:35:44,934 --> 00:35:47,603 ♪ Light switch off, Cuban link cross ♪ 697 00:35:47,687 --> 00:35:50,106 ♪ The shine bright up the evening Diamonds criss-cross ♪ 698 00:35:50,189 --> 00:35:52,692 ♪ If you ain't out here to find it Time to get lost ♪ 699 00:35:52,775 --> 00:35:55,403 ♪ In case you niggas ain't know Bitch, I get busy ♪ 700 00:35:55,486 --> 00:35:58,364 ♪ Like a silverback grizzly Rolled up some more sticky ♪ 701 00:35:58,447 --> 00:36:01,242 ♪ Every hood to every block Brought them all with me ♪ 702 00:36:01,325 --> 00:36:04,370 [imitating gunshots] "What you doing?" "Saving democracy."