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[SOFT MUSIC]

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Don't worry, buddy.

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I got you.

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[SNEEZES]

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[SOFT MUSIC]

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ANNOUNCER: Ladies
and gentlemen, it's

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Tinseltown Tonight
with Eric and Angie.

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And we have exciting
news on the reboot front.

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Out of ideas, Tinseltown is
attempting to reboot another

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'90s sitcom.

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Yep.

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Angie, Randy Roberts is behind
the reboot of a Baker's Dozen.

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Baker's Dozen was
the tale of a baker

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who inherits his sister's 13
foster children after she died.

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He knows he can't keep them
all on a baker's salary.

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Mm, that's right, Eric.

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But he falls in love with
all of them in the pilot

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and the rest is history.

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But the magic
didn't last forever.

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Mm, yes, sadly.

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The so-called baker's
curse plagued the cast

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after the series ended.

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ERIC: Let's reboot the tragedy.

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ANGIE: [LAUGHS] Recap.

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The characters Danny,
Doris, and Dillard

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have been in rehab for
years with addictions

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ranging from cocaine
to huffing shoe polish.

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Also, Delilah, Derek, Drew,
and Diana committed suicide all

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before their 33rd birthday.

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And sadly, Doris,
Darnell, and Deborah,

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and Darren are all serving
life sentences, respectively,

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stabbing, maiming, setting
fire to, and pistol-whipping

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their spouses.

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The only survivors
are the biggest stars

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of the show, Randy Roberts,
who played Donny and Vegas

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Winters, who played Dusty.

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We know Randy went on
to several TV series,

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but the whereabouts of his
co-star Vegas are unknown.

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Where is he?

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[LAUGHS]

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You think I'm stupid, Dusty?

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Shh.

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What?

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What?

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Oh, you're hurting me.

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I had the Baker's
Dozen muffin tin.

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I had the Baker's
Dozen pie tin.

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It'll be a fun recap.

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[LAUGHS] Reboot,
reboot, reboot.

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[LAUGHS]

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[MACHINE WHIRRING]

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Get in here.

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Get in here.

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Be quiet.

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Aw.

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Be quiet.

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Sit down.

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God, take-- take get easy.

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All right.

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OK.

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OK.

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You didn't hear anything.

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All right?

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And how many times
have I told you

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not to drink beer
in the laundromat?

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You did mention it before.

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So what about this?

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I-- I'll finish this one.

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And then I won't do it again.

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Is that cool?

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OK.

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[SNEEZES]

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Hey, what is with
this name, Vegas Winner?

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What is that?

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I thought you-- are you Paul?

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Paul.

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Yes, it is Paul.

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You changed it
to Vegas Winner?

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OK.

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My dad was a huge
Elvis Presley fan.

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What about Elvis Winners?

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He thought that was
a little over the top.

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No, it makes sense because no,
no, Vegas was a lot more subtle.

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[LAUGHTER]

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It's fine.

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I'm changing it to
something normal.

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What are you talking about?

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Aren't you going
to do that show?

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No.

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No, I'm not interested.

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Wait a minute.

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Hold on.

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Why not?

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You could make a lot of money
and you could get the hell out

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of here.

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Because everybody who said
they loved me and supported

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me left me alone as
soon as that show ended.

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On that cheery note.

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Fuck.

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Hey, how about speaking
of an all right mama?

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That woman who played the
stepmom on the show, oh, my god.

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Oh.

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Please tell me you
and her, mm, a little

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like inappropriate hormonal
Greg and Carol Brady.

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Hey.

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Sunshine day.

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Come on.

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I would never even
go near her dress.

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All right.

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OK.

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You're gross.

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Get out of here.

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Get out of here.

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That's all right, mama.

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OK.

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Hilarious.

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That's all right with you.

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Have a sunshine day.

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OK, we'll do.

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[LAUGHS]

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[DOOR SHUTS]

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[MELLOW MUSIC]

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WOMAN: Where the hell are you?

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Hey, babe.

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Baby?

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I'm not your baby.

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We broke up four years ago.

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What's the matter?

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What's the matter?

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I'll tell you what's the matter.

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It's done.

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It's over.

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I've told you that stop
sending me flowers.

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It's our anniversary.

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It's over!

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No more anniversaries.

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I told you, stop.

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Move on.

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Do something.

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Do anything but hang
out this fucking dumb

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with these fucking losers!

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Hey.

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Sorry.

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No!

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I'm sorry.

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I'm the stupid ass woman who
believed all your stories.

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What-- what was the one
about the laundromat?

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You were going to spawn a
chain and have a waffle bar.

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I can't remember the name.

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What was it?

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Washffle.

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Yes.

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Yes.

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It-- it was something you were
going to do like five years ago.

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What happened to that?

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You know I've had issues.

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I know, Paul.

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I know you've been depressed.

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But how fucking long
does it have to last?

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You told me you were
going to go on medication.

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It doesn't happen.

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You were going to go to therapy.

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It doesn't happen.

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You were going to buy a book.

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It doesn't happen.

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People get sick.

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They're depressed.

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But they do something about it.

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I will.

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When Paul?

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I waited for you.

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I waited forever,
you did nothing.

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You don't see that in me.

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When I chase my
dreams, I grab those

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and I devour those
motherfuckers.

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You're a kindergarten
teacher who wants

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to be a college professor.

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And I'm on my way.

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First, elementary
school teacher.

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Then, high school teacher.

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And boom, college professor.

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I don't think
it works that way.

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Wow, Paul.

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What a shock.

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You just shit all over my
dreams while doing nothing

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about your own.

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I'm done.

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I'm completely done.

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(WHISPERING) Oh, I do feel
like this is something I did.

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Because I know what I want.

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I deserve love and success
and adventure and passionate--

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Passionate living.

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Fuck you.

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I don't know why I said that.

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I know why you said that.

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Because you're a
lost, scared asshole

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who doesn't have a fucking clue
what he wants or how to get it.

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Do nothing.

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Get nothing.

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It's that fucking simple.

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[HORNS]

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Excuse me.

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I know this is a
really shitty time,

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but your change
machine is broken.

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[CLANKS]

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Oh, shit.

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I'm Nila, by the way.

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I'm Paul.

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Yeah, I heard.

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I bet she has a
lovely singing voice.

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[WHIRRING]

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[COINS CLANKING]

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There you go.

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Ah, excuse me.

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You owe me $0.24.

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For what?

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Penny for your thoughts.

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I never understood
that saying.

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All my brain's thoughts
are only with a penny?

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You're right.

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It is an old ass saying.

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So I'd say adjusting for
inflation, you owe me $0.18.

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[CHUCKLES]

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No sale.

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[COINS CLANKING]

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Yeah.

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Why don't you guys
just do one big load

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so you don't have to keep
coming in here all week?

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We don't have anywhere to go.

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Don't say that.

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[OMINOUS MUSIC]

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Motherfucker.

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[YELLING]

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Anybody home?

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[YELLING]

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Oh, my god.

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Push it, baby.

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[LAUGHS]

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[YELLING]

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What is that?

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Hey, hoo, hoo, hoo.

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Shh, shh.

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This place is a business.

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Fuck.

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The brownies are kicking
in, and this asshole

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is killing the vibe.

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Let's go.

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No!

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No, no, no, no, no.

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Hey, get the fuck out, grandpa.

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[GIGGLING]

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You don't understand.

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That machine is malfunctioning.

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And I have to alert my
partner to the problem.

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Oh, damn.

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He's like the fucking drunk
on that '45 old-ass show.

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Ah.

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What's his name?

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No luck.

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Otis.

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He was Otis, the town drunk.

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So, Otis, are you drunk?

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[OOHING]

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Because I distinctly
remember hearing

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that you're not welcome--

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Wait a minute.

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Hey, hey.

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--at this particular time.

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Got it?

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You know what?

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Can I-- you know what you got?

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You know what?

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You-- you guys don't even
understand how rude you--

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rude you--

278
00:10:43,457 --> 00:10:46,433
[VOMITS]

279
00:10:46,433 --> 00:10:48,417
[SHOUTS]

280
00:10:48,417 --> 00:10:51,889
[SOFT MUSIC]

281
00:11:10,737 --> 00:11:13,775
[JOYFUL MUSIC]

282
00:11:13,775 --> 00:11:15,815
Hey, baby.

283
00:11:15,815 --> 00:11:19,665
Are you ready for your
Valentine's Day present?

284
00:11:19,665 --> 00:11:20,535
No, no.

285
00:11:20,535 --> 00:11:21,235
Ugh.

286
00:11:21,235 --> 00:11:22,335
Otis was right.

287
00:11:22,335 --> 00:11:24,255
The machine is 187'd.

288
00:11:24,255 --> 00:11:25,945
Oh, he said his
partner's in back.

289
00:11:25,945 --> 00:11:27,142
That's right.

290
00:11:27,142 --> 00:11:29,825
[JOYFUL MUSIC]

291
00:11:29,825 --> 00:11:30,325
Ooh.

292
00:11:37,621 --> 00:11:40,911
[MOANS]

293
00:11:46,257 --> 00:11:47,725
[JOYFUL MUSIC]

294
00:11:47,725 --> 00:11:51,755
Baby, hmm.

295
00:11:51,755 --> 00:11:55,059
[MOANS]

296
00:11:56,003 --> 00:11:57,891
What the?

297
00:11:57,891 --> 00:12:01,175
[SCREAMS]

298
00:12:05,450 --> 00:12:06,400
What are you doing?

299
00:12:06,400 --> 00:12:08,105
Oh, what am I doing?

300
00:12:08,105 --> 00:12:09,285
What are you doing, bitch?

301
00:12:09,285 --> 00:12:09,785
No, no.

302
00:12:09,785 --> 00:12:10,365
Don't.

303
00:12:10,365 --> 00:12:11,270
Don't you dare.

304
00:12:11,270 --> 00:12:12,855
Oh hell, yes, I dare.

305
00:12:12,855 --> 00:12:14,663
This bitch is going
live at 5:00, my man.

306
00:12:14,663 --> 00:12:16,955
You're going to be famous,
and I'll get a million likes

307
00:12:16,955 --> 00:12:17,872
on this, motherfucker.

308
00:12:17,872 --> 00:12:18,435
No, no, no.

309
00:12:18,435 --> 00:12:19,035
I beg you.

310
00:12:19,035 --> 00:12:19,895
Don't post it.

311
00:12:19,895 --> 00:12:20,775
Don't post it.

312
00:12:20,775 --> 00:12:22,045
Or what?

313
00:12:22,045 --> 00:12:22,545
[SCREAMS]

314
00:12:22,545 --> 00:12:23,765
Easy, Peewee.

315
00:12:23,765 --> 00:12:24,745
Calm your ass down.

316
00:12:24,745 --> 00:12:26,495
We're going to be rich, baby.

317
00:12:26,495 --> 00:12:27,225
Wait!

318
00:12:27,225 --> 00:12:27,935
Wait!

319
00:12:27,935 --> 00:12:28,835
Anything.

320
00:12:28,835 --> 00:12:29,555
Anything.

321
00:12:29,555 --> 00:12:31,325
Anything I'll give you money.

322
00:12:31,325 --> 00:12:33,255
I'll give you anything
that you want.

323
00:12:33,255 --> 00:12:34,205
Anything.

324
00:12:34,205 --> 00:12:36,335
You know what I
want is to unsee

325
00:12:36,335 --> 00:12:39,735
your disgusting ancient hand on
your wrinkly, gray, bald junk.

326
00:12:39,735 --> 00:12:42,920
[LAUGHTER]

327
00:12:43,835 --> 00:12:47,555
You see, we wanted to come
in here after getting baked

328
00:12:47,555 --> 00:12:49,575
and watch your big
machines spin around.

329
00:12:49,575 --> 00:12:53,045
You gave us
something way better.

330
00:12:53,045 --> 00:12:54,590
Instant pleasure.

331
00:12:54,590 --> 00:12:55,865
[LAUGHS]

332
00:12:55,865 --> 00:12:56,425
Get it?

333
00:12:56,425 --> 00:12:57,525
Instant pleasure.

334
00:12:57,525 --> 00:12:58,035
No, wait.

335
00:12:58,035 --> 00:13:00,335
You get pleasure from
watching him jerk off?

336
00:13:00,335 --> 00:13:01,615
No, you dumb bitch.

337
00:13:01,615 --> 00:13:03,405
I meant he was
pleasuring himself.

338
00:13:03,405 --> 00:13:05,945
And that gave me
pleasure because I felt--

339
00:13:05,945 --> 00:13:07,569
forget it.

340
00:13:07,569 --> 00:13:08,935
I'm begging, please.

341
00:13:08,935 --> 00:13:12,433
Oh, beg all you
want, boner boy.

342
00:13:12,433 --> 00:13:13,241
No.

343
00:13:13,241 --> 00:13:14,015
Get off me.

344
00:13:14,015 --> 00:13:14,980
No.

345
00:13:14,980 --> 00:13:18,175
[SHOUTING]

346
00:13:19,595 --> 00:13:22,357
Now, see, that wasn't--

347
00:13:22,357 --> 00:13:24,301
[BANG]

348
00:13:24,301 --> 00:13:27,703
[MOCKING VOICES]

349
00:13:31,591 --> 00:13:33,355
Oh, my god.

350
00:13:33,355 --> 00:13:34,831
[YELLING]

351
00:13:34,831 --> 00:13:38,275
[SAD MUSIC]

352
00:13:40,255 --> 00:13:43,139
No, please.

353
00:13:43,139 --> 00:13:46,583
[TINKLING CHIMES]

354
00:13:46,583 --> 00:13:50,519
[SOBBING]

355
00:13:50,519 --> 00:13:53,963
[ELECTRICITY CRACKLING]

356
00:14:04,295 --> 00:14:07,739
[THUNDER ROAR]

357
00:14:14,685 --> 00:14:17,565
Vegas Winters was finally
located by a lucky phone film

358
00:14:17,565 --> 00:14:18,195
maker.

359
00:14:18,195 --> 00:14:21,075
We don't know what this means
for Randy Roberts supposed

360
00:14:21,075 --> 00:14:22,855
reboot of Baker's Dozen.

361
00:14:22,855 --> 00:14:25,785
And when we tracked him
down, he would not comment.

362
00:14:25,785 --> 00:14:28,405
Well, Vegas is
still a lucky man.

363
00:14:28,405 --> 00:14:29,305
How so?

364
00:14:29,305 --> 00:14:31,255
He didn't get charged
with animal abuse.

365
00:14:31,255 --> 00:14:32,955
What animal abuse?

366
00:14:32,955 --> 00:14:35,335
Well, he choked the
chicken, spanked the monkey,

367
00:14:35,335 --> 00:14:37,215
flogged the dolphins,
smack the salamander,

368
00:14:37,215 --> 00:14:39,355
and pump the one-eyed
snake until he puked.

369
00:14:39,355 --> 00:14:40,645
Oh, my gosh.

370
00:14:40,645 --> 00:14:43,553
You are such a jerk off.

371
00:14:43,553 --> 00:14:45,465
[LAUGHS]

372
00:14:45,465 --> 00:14:48,811
[CROWD CHATTER]

373
00:14:49,767 --> 00:14:52,645
[CAMERA SHUTTERS]

374
00:14:52,645 --> 00:14:53,285
Fuck them.

375
00:14:53,285 --> 00:14:54,315
Fuck all of them.

376
00:14:54,315 --> 00:14:54,815
All of them.

377
00:14:54,815 --> 00:14:55,440
Do you hear me?

378
00:14:55,440 --> 00:14:56,645
Fuck them.

379
00:14:56,645 --> 00:14:57,145
OK.

380
00:14:57,145 --> 00:15:00,565
I got to go to my AA meeting
as soon as I bury these.

381
00:15:00,565 --> 00:15:01,405
Russ.

382
00:15:01,405 --> 00:15:02,185
Hmm.

383
00:15:02,185 --> 00:15:02,885
I know, I know.

384
00:15:02,885 --> 00:15:03,905
Don't drink in here.

385
00:15:03,905 --> 00:15:04,475
All right.

386
00:15:04,475 --> 00:15:06,995
Just remember what
I said, fuck them.

387
00:15:06,995 --> 00:15:07,985
Fuck them all.

388
00:15:07,985 --> 00:15:08,505
OK.

389
00:15:08,505 --> 00:15:09,005
Good.

390
00:15:09,005 --> 00:15:09,797
You're doing great.

391
00:15:09,797 --> 00:15:10,373
By the way.

392
00:15:10,373 --> 00:15:11,915
I put a present for
you on your desk.

393
00:15:16,361 --> 00:15:19,819
[SOFT MUSIC]

394
00:15:40,073 --> 00:15:42,049
[SIGHS]

395
00:15:50,465 --> 00:15:53,395
Excuse me, Paul.

396
00:15:53,395 --> 00:15:54,465
Oh, hey.

397
00:15:54,465 --> 00:15:55,950
Um--

398
00:15:55,950 --> 00:15:57,115
Oh, Nila.

399
00:15:57,115 --> 00:15:58,460
Nila.

400
00:15:58,460 --> 00:16:01,137
Nila, this is for
employees only.

401
00:16:01,137 --> 00:16:02,490
Oh, I know.

402
00:16:02,490 --> 00:16:02,990
I'll go.

403
00:16:06,995 --> 00:16:09,845
One for the road.

404
00:16:09,845 --> 00:16:10,345
Sure.

405
00:16:16,585 --> 00:16:18,605
To the greatest
generation, Gen Z.

406
00:16:18,605 --> 00:16:20,435
[CHUCKLES]

407
00:16:20,435 --> 00:16:20,935
Amen.

408
00:16:25,665 --> 00:16:28,131
Oh, wow.

409
00:16:28,131 --> 00:16:30,105
That's-- that's good.

410
00:16:30,105 --> 00:16:31,163
Thanks.

411
00:16:31,163 --> 00:16:31,663
Mm-hmm.

412
00:16:37,595 --> 00:16:39,245
I just feel bad for you.

413
00:16:39,245 --> 00:16:41,825
It's so fucked up what they did.

414
00:16:41,825 --> 00:16:44,075
I mean, everybody
does it, you know.

415
00:16:44,075 --> 00:16:46,745
You just seem like a
really nice guy who

416
00:16:46,745 --> 00:16:50,035
just finds his own business.

417
00:16:50,035 --> 00:16:53,318
I guess it's harder
knowing that you're

418
00:16:53,318 --> 00:16:55,235
going through a rough
time and they kicked you

419
00:16:55,235 --> 00:16:56,508
when you were down.

420
00:16:56,508 --> 00:16:57,175
It makes me sad.

421
00:17:04,285 --> 00:17:06,623
OK.

422
00:17:06,623 --> 00:17:08,618
Ah, I'm a dork.

423
00:17:08,618 --> 00:17:10,285
Wow, you're going
through something real

424
00:17:10,285 --> 00:17:13,604
and I'm just being a douche bag.

425
00:17:13,604 --> 00:17:15,665
Plus, I'm late for work.

426
00:17:15,665 --> 00:17:18,334
Those things won't
serve themselves.

427
00:17:18,334 --> 00:17:19,084
OK.

428
00:17:19,084 --> 00:17:19,925
No, Nil-- Nila.

429
00:17:22,545 --> 00:17:25,888
I mean, I-- I appreciate it.

430
00:17:25,888 --> 00:17:26,430
The kindness.

431
00:17:33,885 --> 00:17:36,060
Here is my number.

432
00:17:36,060 --> 00:17:39,225
If you need someone to
talk to who isn't a weepy

433
00:17:39,225 --> 00:17:42,045
loser or screams at you.

434
00:17:42,045 --> 00:17:44,775
I promise I will oblige.

435
00:17:44,775 --> 00:17:45,275
Deal?

436
00:17:47,905 --> 00:17:48,405
Deal.

437
00:17:53,595 --> 00:17:58,040
Hey, take care of yourself.

438
00:17:58,040 --> 00:17:58,930
The best you can.

439
00:18:02,285 --> 00:18:06,597
Because there are a few
nice people who give a shit.

440
00:18:06,597 --> 00:18:10,083
[CHUCKLES]

441
00:18:11,085 --> 00:18:13,845
Have a good night.

442
00:18:13,845 --> 00:18:14,345
You too.

443
00:18:22,811 --> 00:18:24,315
[CROWD CHATTER]

444
00:18:24,315 --> 00:18:25,855
What's up, bitches?

445
00:18:25,855 --> 00:18:26,725
Let him alone.

446
00:18:26,725 --> 00:18:27,960
You've done enough.

447
00:18:27,960 --> 00:18:28,595
No, bitch.

448
00:18:28,595 --> 00:18:29,655
I haven't done enough.

449
00:18:29,655 --> 00:18:31,230
At least that's what
Tinseltown is saying.

450
00:18:31,230 --> 00:18:33,647
You see, they want me to come
out there and take what they

451
00:18:33,647 --> 00:18:35,095
call "meetings."

452
00:18:35,095 --> 00:18:37,371
Meetings, bitches!

453
00:18:37,371 --> 00:18:39,355
[CREAKING]

454
00:18:39,355 --> 00:18:40,607
God, you're an asshole.

455
00:18:40,607 --> 00:18:42,065
Well, then you're
a toilet paper.

456
00:18:42,065 --> 00:18:45,801
And you should wipe me because
I'm covered in diarrhea, bitch.

457
00:18:45,801 --> 00:18:48,315
Ha, ha.

458
00:18:48,315 --> 00:18:49,295
Yo, Vegas.

459
00:18:49,295 --> 00:18:50,761
You here?

460
00:18:50,761 --> 00:18:52,015
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]

461
00:18:52,015 --> 00:18:54,935
I want to grab a
selfie with you.

462
00:18:54,935 --> 00:18:58,085
I want to post a picture
with my new bestie.

463
00:18:58,085 --> 00:18:58,965
[LAUGHS]

464
00:18:58,965 --> 00:19:00,005
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]

465
00:19:00,005 --> 00:19:00,505
Oh.

466
00:19:00,505 --> 00:19:01,535
Oh, come on.

467
00:19:01,535 --> 00:19:03,465
Time to face reality, bitch.

468
00:19:03,465 --> 00:19:05,717
Take a selfie with me.

469
00:19:05,717 --> 00:19:07,735
Dude, it'll make you
seem so much cooler.

470
00:19:11,335 --> 00:19:12,550
OK.

471
00:19:12,550 --> 00:19:14,645
Now, you're just
being an asshole.

472
00:19:14,645 --> 00:19:15,145
OK.

473
00:19:15,145 --> 00:19:19,755
I came here holding out an olive
oil and you fucking reject me?

474
00:19:19,755 --> 00:19:20,255
No.

475
00:19:20,255 --> 00:19:21,025
No, no, no, no.

476
00:19:21,025 --> 00:19:24,705
Look, look, we got a sick
pig by the machines, OK?

477
00:19:24,705 --> 00:19:27,261
I already have the
title too, bitch.

478
00:19:27,261 --> 00:19:30,293
"Les Helps Vegas
Clean Up His Act."

479
00:19:30,293 --> 00:19:31,289
Get it?

480
00:19:31,289 --> 00:19:34,775
In front of the
cleaning machines.

481
00:19:34,775 --> 00:19:38,261
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]

482
00:19:40,751 --> 00:19:43,241
The fuck, no.

483
00:19:43,241 --> 00:19:46,727
[SCREAMS]

484
00:19:56,687 --> 00:19:58,181
[BEEP]

485
00:19:58,181 --> 00:20:01,667
[SCREAMING]

486
00:20:05,651 --> 00:20:09,137
[LIGHT JAZZ MUSIC]

487
00:20:13,619 --> 00:20:15,611
[ALARM]

488
00:20:32,543 --> 00:20:36,029
[SOFT MUSIC]

489
00:21:11,395 --> 00:21:12,535
What's that doing here?

490
00:21:28,330 --> 00:21:29,665
Well, I was drunk.

491
00:21:32,505 --> 00:21:35,991
[SOFT MUSIC]

492
00:21:37,983 --> 00:21:39,975
Whitney White,
Junior College Gazette.

493
00:21:39,975 --> 00:21:42,963
If I may, Slay Diamond
of the Southern Post.

494
00:21:42,963 --> 00:21:43,959
Edgar Bogger.

495
00:21:43,959 --> 00:21:45,453
Was masturbation involved?

496
00:21:45,453 --> 00:21:46,449
Do you work here?

497
00:21:46,449 --> 00:21:47,782
RUSS: All right, everybody, out.

498
00:21:47,782 --> 00:21:48,657
Just get out of here.

499
00:21:48,657 --> 00:21:49,437
Get out of here.

500
00:21:49,437 --> 00:21:50,385
Oh, yeah.

501
00:21:50,385 --> 00:21:50,885
Yeah.

502
00:21:50,885 --> 00:21:51,755
All right.

503
00:21:51,755 --> 00:21:54,495
Your father must be
very proud of you.

504
00:21:54,495 --> 00:21:54,995
OK.

505
00:21:54,995 --> 00:21:57,845
I know exactly which
one of you threw that.

506
00:21:57,845 --> 00:22:01,550
I think you got to just lay low.

507
00:22:01,550 --> 00:22:03,545
And then the whole
thing will blow over.

508
00:22:03,545 --> 00:22:04,045
OK?

509
00:22:04,045 --> 00:22:04,725
Lay low.

510
00:22:04,725 --> 00:22:05,225
OK.

511
00:22:05,225 --> 00:22:06,665
Blow over.

512
00:22:06,665 --> 00:22:07,655
Hold on.

513
00:22:07,655 --> 00:22:09,695
Hey, everybody.

514
00:22:09,695 --> 00:22:12,245
We're the same two
people you were staring

515
00:22:12,245 --> 00:22:14,315
at for the last five minutes.

516
00:22:14,315 --> 00:22:19,805
Why don't you put your noses
back in your skidmark underwear

517
00:22:19,805 --> 00:22:23,665
and out of our goddamn business?

518
00:22:23,665 --> 00:22:24,355
Thank you.

519
00:22:24,355 --> 00:22:27,955
But I told you, you cannot
yell at the customers and drink

520
00:22:27,955 --> 00:22:29,555
a beer in the laundromat.

521
00:22:29,555 --> 00:22:30,055
Got it.

522
00:22:30,055 --> 00:22:30,725
Don't yell.

523
00:22:30,725 --> 00:22:31,895
Don't drink the beer.

524
00:22:31,895 --> 00:22:35,241
[CROWD CHATTER]

525
00:22:36,197 --> 00:22:38,665
Ah, you need to tap that.

526
00:22:38,665 --> 00:22:40,285
OK, that's-- shut up, OK?

527
00:22:40,285 --> 00:22:40,785
No, no.

528
00:22:40,785 --> 00:22:42,075
That'd be good for you.

529
00:22:42,075 --> 00:22:42,225
VEGAS: OK.

530
00:22:42,225 --> 00:22:43,545
And then you
tell me about it--

531
00:22:43,545 --> 00:22:43,875
OK.

532
00:22:43,875 --> 00:22:44,750
All right, all right.

533
00:22:44,750 --> 00:22:46,485
Just-- just leave me alone, OK?

534
00:22:46,485 --> 00:22:48,475
That's all right, Mama.

535
00:22:48,475 --> 00:22:49,275
OK.

536
00:22:49,275 --> 00:22:51,205
That's all right with you.

537
00:22:51,205 --> 00:22:51,895
OK, OK.

538
00:22:51,895 --> 00:22:53,595
That's all right, mama.

539
00:22:53,595 --> 00:22:55,005
Going to do the things you do.

540
00:22:55,005 --> 00:22:56,785
Hello, Nylon.

541
00:22:56,785 --> 00:22:57,585
[CHUCKLES]

542
00:22:57,585 --> 00:22:58,365
Nila.

543
00:22:58,365 --> 00:23:01,425
Nilon, Lon.

544
00:23:01,425 --> 00:23:03,265
Hey, do me a favor.

545
00:23:03,265 --> 00:23:06,895
Put a smile on
sourpuss's face, OK?

546
00:23:06,895 --> 00:23:07,625
I'll try.

547
00:23:07,625 --> 00:23:10,375
That's all a
man could ask for.

548
00:23:10,375 --> 00:23:11,385
There-- there it is.

549
00:23:11,385 --> 00:23:12,605
OK.

550
00:23:12,605 --> 00:23:13,105
OK.

551
00:23:17,285 --> 00:23:17,805
OK, Paul.

552
00:23:17,805 --> 00:23:19,222
I'm just going to
get right to it.

553
00:23:19,222 --> 00:23:19,872
OK.

554
00:23:19,872 --> 00:23:21,705
It takes balls to
give someone your number

555
00:23:21,705 --> 00:23:23,325
and the whole three
day rule is just crap.

556
00:23:23,325 --> 00:23:25,415
So give me one good reason why
you didn't have the intrepidity

557
00:23:25,415 --> 00:23:25,995
to at least--

558
00:23:25,995 --> 00:23:27,185
Whoa, whoa.

559
00:23:27,185 --> 00:23:30,725
Intrepidity is an
impressive word.

560
00:23:30,725 --> 00:23:31,225
Thanks.

561
00:23:31,225 --> 00:23:32,765
I use my thesaurus.

562
00:23:32,765 --> 00:23:36,875
Did you use your thesaurus
for "takes balls" too?

563
00:23:36,875 --> 00:23:37,895
Of course, not.

564
00:23:37,895 --> 00:23:40,515
I want to show you I have
book smarts and street smarts.

565
00:23:40,515 --> 00:23:43,025
I'm not half bad package.

566
00:23:43,025 --> 00:23:45,005
Not bad at all.

567
00:23:45,005 --> 00:23:50,415
Just, you know, it's
not a great time.

568
00:23:50,415 --> 00:23:50,915
Question.

569
00:23:50,915 --> 00:23:53,123
If you were drowning and
someone threw your lifeline,

570
00:23:53,123 --> 00:23:57,075
would you say it's
not a great time?

571
00:23:57,075 --> 00:23:58,995
Touché.

572
00:23:58,995 --> 00:24:00,135
Touché?

573
00:24:00,135 --> 00:24:01,830
Is that your impressive word?

574
00:24:01,830 --> 00:24:05,385
Well, you'll have to see where
it falls in my verbal arsenal

575
00:24:05,385 --> 00:24:10,785
when we hang out on Thursday?

576
00:24:10,785 --> 00:24:11,785
Good save.

577
00:24:11,785 --> 00:24:13,435
Good save.

578
00:24:13,435 --> 00:24:16,109
But you kind of ruined my
whole speech, you know.

579
00:24:16,109 --> 00:24:17,485
Oh, I'm sorry.

580
00:24:17,485 --> 00:24:22,435
Hopefully, Thursday makes up for
the decimation of your speech.

581
00:24:22,435 --> 00:24:24,245
Damn.

582
00:24:24,245 --> 00:24:28,515
Touché and decimation,
you win, Roche, you win.

583
00:24:28,515 --> 00:24:30,110
[LAUGHS]

584
00:24:30,110 --> 00:24:34,645
So Thursday, I'll be where?

585
00:24:34,645 --> 00:24:35,145
I'm sorry.

586
00:24:35,145 --> 00:24:36,455
It's got to be here.

587
00:24:36,455 --> 00:24:38,715
All the paparazzi
and everything.

588
00:24:38,715 --> 00:24:39,635
OK.

589
00:24:39,635 --> 00:24:42,215
Got it.

590
00:24:42,215 --> 00:24:43,205
I'll see you then.

591
00:24:46,115 --> 00:24:49,510
[DRAMATIC MUSIC]

592
00:24:52,465 --> 00:24:53,265
No, officer.

593
00:24:53,265 --> 00:24:55,185
We haven't heard
from him in two days.

594
00:24:55,185 --> 00:24:58,985
Tell him that he's supposed to
meet me in Tinseltown next week.

595
00:24:58,985 --> 00:25:00,525
He never even texted me.

596
00:25:00,525 --> 00:25:00,785
--hasn't texted her.

597
00:25:00,785 --> 00:25:01,295
Hang up.

598
00:25:01,295 --> 00:25:02,255
No.

599
00:25:02,255 --> 00:25:03,552
I know who to call.

600
00:25:03,552 --> 00:25:04,985
[CLINK]

601
00:25:04,985 --> 00:25:06,015
ANDREA: Hey, Vegas.

602
00:25:06,015 --> 00:25:08,345
Is that your name
you fucking liar?

603
00:25:08,345 --> 00:25:11,085
Vegas, Andrea's
talking to you.

604
00:25:11,085 --> 00:25:14,348
What else did you
lie to me about, Vegas?

605
00:25:14,348 --> 00:25:15,075
[LAUGHS]

606
00:25:15,075 --> 00:25:16,865
Hey, hey, hey.

607
00:25:16,865 --> 00:25:19,235
Take it easy on him.

608
00:25:19,235 --> 00:25:22,265
He's had a hard time with it.

609
00:25:22,265 --> 00:25:22,955
Get up!

610
00:25:22,955 --> 00:25:24,135
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

611
00:25:24,135 --> 00:25:25,475
He's had a hard time?

612
00:25:25,475 --> 00:25:26,455
What about me?

613
00:25:26,455 --> 00:25:29,175
I dated this fucking
two-faced pervert.

614
00:25:29,175 --> 00:25:31,145
And what did I tell you, huh?

615
00:25:31,145 --> 00:25:32,665
I'll take care of it.

616
00:25:32,665 --> 00:25:34,265
Oh, my god.

617
00:25:34,265 --> 00:25:34,985
OK.

618
00:25:34,985 --> 00:25:37,461
Sexy.

619
00:25:37,461 --> 00:25:38,315
Sexy?

620
00:25:38,315 --> 00:25:39,345
That's right.

621
00:25:39,345 --> 00:25:40,415
I trade it up.

622
00:25:40,415 --> 00:25:44,795
This is what success
looks like, Paul or Vegas

623
00:25:44,795 --> 00:25:46,405
or whatever your
fucking name is.

624
00:25:46,405 --> 00:25:49,755
Oh, hey, Andrea, again
with the interruptions, huh?

625
00:25:49,755 --> 00:25:51,185
Bloody hell.

626
00:25:51,185 --> 00:25:52,745
I'm so sorry.

627
00:25:52,745 --> 00:25:55,695
I know.

628
00:25:55,695 --> 00:25:57,615
Now, Vegas.

629
00:25:57,615 --> 00:26:00,630
I have got my hands
in several pies.

630
00:26:00,630 --> 00:26:02,825
And they've been very fruitful.

631
00:26:02,825 --> 00:26:06,615
They've afforded me
certain luxuries, huh.

632
00:26:06,615 --> 00:26:07,775
[LAUGHS]

633
00:26:07,775 --> 00:26:09,035
Fruit pies.

634
00:26:09,035 --> 00:26:10,055
I get it, boss.

635
00:26:10,055 --> 00:26:11,025
Fruit pies.

636
00:26:11,025 --> 00:26:12,555
What are you,
a fucking parrot?

637
00:26:12,555 --> 00:26:13,715
What are you doing here?

638
00:26:13,715 --> 00:26:16,505
Like I was saying
before I got interrupted,

639
00:26:16,505 --> 00:26:19,385
I've never had the pleasure
of meeting a real TV star.

640
00:26:19,385 --> 00:26:21,215
Never and here you are.

641
00:26:21,215 --> 00:26:23,685
Well, you've seen
me and I've seen you.

642
00:26:23,685 --> 00:26:24,840
So we're good.

643
00:26:24,840 --> 00:26:26,145
[CHUCKLES]

644
00:26:26,145 --> 00:26:28,575
Vegas, Vegas, Vegas.

645
00:26:28,575 --> 00:26:30,585
Always the funny guy.

646
00:26:30,585 --> 00:26:32,655
Now I know I've seen you.

647
00:26:32,655 --> 00:26:36,375
The thing is nobody else
knows I've seen you.

648
00:26:36,375 --> 00:26:41,275
And now that you are a
viral celebrity pervert,

649
00:26:41,275 --> 00:26:45,995
hmm, seeing you, my friend,
is more valuable than ever.

650
00:26:45,995 --> 00:26:46,995
So you want a picture?

651
00:26:46,995 --> 00:26:48,115
No, fuck a picture.

652
00:26:48,115 --> 00:26:49,085
ANDREA: Fuck a picture.

653
00:26:49,085 --> 00:26:52,455
I'm going to need
you to sign this.

654
00:26:52,455 --> 00:26:55,619
My prized possession.

655
00:26:55,619 --> 00:26:56,495
Hmm.

656
00:26:56,495 --> 00:26:58,565
You don't do pictures.

657
00:26:58,565 --> 00:26:59,805
I don't do autographs.

658
00:26:59,805 --> 00:27:01,485
No?

659
00:27:01,485 --> 00:27:03,785
You do tonight, my friend.

660
00:27:03,785 --> 00:27:05,975
You do tonight.

661
00:27:05,975 --> 00:27:07,973
Now fucking sign it.

662
00:27:07,973 --> 00:27:09,437
ANDREA: Yeah, sign it.

663
00:27:12,365 --> 00:27:13,829
[THUMP]

664
00:27:19,695 --> 00:27:22,065
Now, write.

665
00:27:22,065 --> 00:27:24,505
"To Tommy.

666
00:27:24,505 --> 00:27:28,785
Love, your pal"-- hey--

667
00:27:28,785 --> 00:27:30,301
"Vegas Winners."

668
00:27:33,415 --> 00:27:34,885
Now, you see.

669
00:27:34,885 --> 00:27:36,395
Now, that wasn't
so tough, was it?

670
00:27:36,395 --> 00:27:40,005
Hey, did I dismissed you?

671
00:27:40,005 --> 00:27:42,325
Now I got what I want.

672
00:27:42,325 --> 00:27:43,975
And I always do.

673
00:27:43,975 --> 00:27:46,275
But I'm not sure that
my little lady friend

674
00:27:46,275 --> 00:27:48,175
has gotten what she wants.

675
00:27:48,175 --> 00:27:49,055
Yeah, what's that?

676
00:27:49,055 --> 00:27:53,055
See you suffer like
you made her suffer.

677
00:27:53,055 --> 00:27:54,465
Suffer.

678
00:27:54,465 --> 00:27:56,325
You know what, kitten?

679
00:27:56,325 --> 00:28:01,145
When I get what I want, it
makes me want to do bad things.

680
00:28:01,145 --> 00:28:02,385
Yeah, bad things.

681
00:28:02,385 --> 00:28:03,215
Very bad.

682
00:28:03,215 --> 00:28:04,655
[GASPS]

683
00:28:06,575 --> 00:28:07,345
Like peaches.

684
00:28:10,275 --> 00:28:11,195
Oh, baby.

685
00:28:14,205 --> 00:28:15,155
Are you ready?

686
00:28:15,155 --> 00:28:15,875
Yeah.

687
00:28:15,875 --> 00:28:16,125
Yeah.

688
00:28:16,125 --> 00:28:17,083
You're getting excited?

689
00:28:17,083 --> 00:28:17,885
Hey, don't go away.

690
00:28:17,885 --> 00:28:18,795
Don't go away.

691
00:28:18,795 --> 00:28:19,925
OK, no.

692
00:28:19,925 --> 00:28:24,965
You, take this and hit record.

693
00:28:24,965 --> 00:28:26,675
You got to be kidding.

694
00:28:26,675 --> 00:28:28,015
I never kid.

695
00:28:32,855 --> 00:28:34,445
You ready, baby?

696
00:28:34,445 --> 00:28:35,230
Ready.

697
00:28:35,230 --> 00:28:36,785
Huh, you want some of that?

698
00:28:36,785 --> 00:28:38,135
Is that what you want, huh?

699
00:28:38,135 --> 00:28:39,605
Give me some-- huh?

700
00:28:39,605 --> 00:28:40,435
Yeah.

701
00:28:40,435 --> 00:28:43,075
What are you going to
do, put it in for me?

702
00:28:43,075 --> 00:28:45,605
Scram.

703
00:28:45,605 --> 00:28:47,415
Yeah, you wait.

704
00:28:47,415 --> 00:28:47,975
[MOANS]

705
00:28:47,975 --> 00:28:48,482
You ready?

706
00:28:48,482 --> 00:28:49,065
Are you ready?

707
00:28:49,065 --> 00:28:49,955
I'm ready.

708
00:28:49,955 --> 00:28:50,705
TOMMY: Yeah, yeah.

709
00:28:50,705 --> 00:28:52,765
You like it?

710
00:28:52,765 --> 00:28:54,417
Can you see that, baby?

711
00:28:54,417 --> 00:28:57,749
[SCREAMS]

712
00:29:02,035 --> 00:29:02,926
Shit.

713
00:29:02,926 --> 00:29:06,363
[HEAVY BREATHING]

714
00:29:07,345 --> 00:29:08,327
Oh, baby.

715
00:29:08,327 --> 00:29:09,805
Oh, my god.

716
00:29:09,805 --> 00:29:11,725
Did you learn anything?

717
00:29:11,725 --> 00:29:12,475
Yeah.

718
00:29:12,475 --> 00:29:15,835
Who needs to have sex
for more than 40 seconds?

719
00:29:15,835 --> 00:29:16,955
Wrong answer.

720
00:29:16,955 --> 00:29:18,305
[GUNSHOT]

721
00:29:18,305 --> 00:29:19,655
[SCREAMS]

722
00:29:19,655 --> 00:29:21,853
Why the fuck
would you do that?

723
00:29:21,853 --> 00:29:22,895
Because he deserved it.

724
00:29:22,895 --> 00:29:24,145
No, you could have killed him.

725
00:29:24,145 --> 00:29:25,895
And where the fuck did
you get a gun from?

726
00:29:25,895 --> 00:29:26,735
Shut the fuck up.

727
00:29:26,735 --> 00:29:28,505
My God, he could
have killed you.

728
00:29:28,505 --> 00:29:29,005
I know.

729
00:29:29,005 --> 00:29:29,625
I know.

730
00:29:29,625 --> 00:29:33,615
I'm like a negativity
magnet right now.

731
00:29:33,615 --> 00:29:36,375
Now we're going to go
to Tahiti or not, baby?

732
00:29:36,375 --> 00:29:37,665
Yeah, baby.

733
00:29:37,665 --> 00:29:41,165
We'll go to Tahiti,
but we need to talk.

734
00:29:41,165 --> 00:29:42,100
Are you a spy?

735
00:29:42,100 --> 00:29:42,975
Are you with the IRS?

736
00:29:42,975 --> 00:29:45,783
Don't you ever ask
me about my business.

737
00:29:45,783 --> 00:29:47,735
[SCREAMS]

738
00:29:47,735 --> 00:29:50,663
[GROWLS]

739
00:29:50,663 --> 00:29:54,079
[SCREAMS]

740
00:29:54,079 --> 00:29:57,007
[EERIE MUSIC]

741
00:29:58,568 --> 00:30:00,735
Are you the Andrea Scarpelli
that was romantically

742
00:30:00,735 --> 00:30:01,825
linked to Vegas Winters?

743
00:30:01,825 --> 00:30:02,400
I'm Maze.

744
00:30:02,400 --> 00:30:03,375
Will you--

745
00:30:03,375 --> 00:30:04,745
Are you pleasuring each other?

746
00:30:04,745 --> 00:30:06,001
Quiet.

747
00:30:06,001 --> 00:30:06,795
[SCREAMS]

748
00:30:06,795 --> 00:30:08,078
What the hell?

749
00:30:08,078 --> 00:30:10,395
Listen to me!

750
00:30:10,395 --> 00:30:13,045
It was a sock monster!

751
00:30:13,045 --> 00:30:14,205
Stars.

752
00:30:14,205 --> 00:30:14,705
Wow.

753
00:30:14,705 --> 00:30:16,285
It was a sock monster.

754
00:30:18,861 --> 00:30:22,249
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]

755
00:30:27,585 --> 00:30:31,095
ANGIE: The Baker's Dozen
curse has widened and jinxed

756
00:30:31,095 --> 00:30:32,605
an Italian side dish.

757
00:30:32,605 --> 00:30:33,855
That's right, Angie.

758
00:30:33,855 --> 00:30:36,475
Winner's ex-girlfriend,
Andrea Scarpelli,

759
00:30:36,475 --> 00:30:39,435
had just left Suds laundromat
with boyfriend, Tommy Furlong,

760
00:30:39,435 --> 00:30:41,195
where he was
strangled in the car.

761
00:30:41,195 --> 00:30:42,775
She proclaims her innocence.

762
00:30:42,775 --> 00:30:44,695
However, no one else
was at the scene.

763
00:30:44,695 --> 00:30:46,515
Ranting hysterically,
she was taken

764
00:30:46,515 --> 00:30:48,591
to a nearby mental facility.

765
00:30:48,591 --> 00:30:49,305
Help.

766
00:30:49,305 --> 00:30:50,325
I swear.

767
00:30:50,325 --> 00:30:51,675
It was a monster.

768
00:30:51,675 --> 00:30:53,095
It was a sock monster.

769
00:30:53,095 --> 00:30:54,025
Swear to God.

770
00:30:54,025 --> 00:30:54,800
And he killed him!

771
00:30:54,800 --> 00:30:55,885
I swear to God.

772
00:30:55,885 --> 00:30:58,215
Please, believe me.

773
00:30:58,215 --> 00:31:01,275
Sources tell me that
Mr. Furlong had mob ties

774
00:31:01,275 --> 00:31:04,995
and that Andrea is hiding
out in the asylum due to fear

775
00:31:04,995 --> 00:31:07,425
of retaliation from said mob.

776
00:31:07,425 --> 00:31:11,505
Well, if that's true, we
just told you where she is.

777
00:31:11,505 --> 00:31:12,285
Oops.

778
00:31:12,285 --> 00:31:17,505
It is so horrible to see
a person fail epically,

779
00:31:17,505 --> 00:31:20,115
especially when
they're super cute.

780
00:31:20,115 --> 00:31:24,105
Famine, war, disease.

781
00:31:24,105 --> 00:31:25,425
They're all annoying.

782
00:31:25,425 --> 00:31:28,665
But not quite as troubling
as seeing a hottie lose it.

783
00:31:28,665 --> 00:31:30,135
Amen, Eric.

784
00:31:30,135 --> 00:31:31,659
Amen.

785
00:31:31,659 --> 00:31:35,095
[MACHINE WHIRRING]

786
00:31:35,595 --> 00:31:38,145
Don't say anything
about your fucking ex.

787
00:31:38,145 --> 00:31:38,745
OK.

788
00:31:38,745 --> 00:31:39,475
Deal?

789
00:31:39,475 --> 00:31:39,975
Deal.

790
00:31:39,975 --> 00:31:40,785
Deal.

791
00:31:40,785 --> 00:31:42,475
What are you going to do anyway?

792
00:31:42,475 --> 00:31:46,425
Um, she said in her text that
we're doing something special

793
00:31:46,425 --> 00:31:48,145
for our date.

794
00:31:48,145 --> 00:31:48,645
Special?

795
00:31:48,645 --> 00:31:52,075
I wish I could be there
to watch whatever that is.

796
00:31:52,075 --> 00:31:53,985
But my AA meeting starts soon.

797
00:31:53,985 --> 00:31:58,945
And if I don't get there early,
the fatties eat all the donuts.

798
00:31:58,945 --> 00:32:02,305
[DOOR OPENS]

799
00:32:08,565 --> 00:32:10,875
OK.

800
00:32:10,875 --> 00:32:16,405
Is that the "something
special" for our date?

801
00:32:16,405 --> 00:32:16,920
Sure is.

802
00:32:21,775 --> 00:32:22,495
Clothes?

803
00:32:22,495 --> 00:32:24,445
What, are we playing dress up?

804
00:32:24,445 --> 00:32:27,435
No, we're doing my
roommate's laundry.

805
00:32:27,435 --> 00:32:28,685
We're in a fucking laundromat.

806
00:32:28,685 --> 00:32:29,865
What else did you expect?

807
00:32:29,865 --> 00:32:30,365
OK.

808
00:32:30,365 --> 00:32:33,435
So how is that special for us?

809
00:32:33,435 --> 00:32:35,905
Oh, because I get to
do my roommate's laundry

810
00:32:35,905 --> 00:32:37,545
and that special for me.

811
00:32:37,545 --> 00:32:39,865
And you get to be a
gentleman and pay for it.

812
00:32:39,865 --> 00:32:42,265
See?

813
00:32:42,265 --> 00:32:42,780
Little help.

814
00:32:51,365 --> 00:32:54,605
And then I decided I wanted
to go someplace quiet to have

815
00:32:54,605 --> 00:32:59,055
a studio so I came here.

816
00:32:59,055 --> 00:33:00,645
Here's good for that.

817
00:33:00,645 --> 00:33:01,245
Yeah.

818
00:33:01,245 --> 00:33:04,215
[CHUCKLES]

819
00:33:04,215 --> 00:33:06,435
I like it.

820
00:33:06,435 --> 00:33:08,545
And when I came in to
do laundry that day,

821
00:33:08,545 --> 00:33:11,835
I never thought I'd meet
a complete loser who

822
00:33:11,835 --> 00:33:12,898
owns the place.

823
00:33:12,898 --> 00:33:14,815
I mean, it's every little
girl's dream, right?

824
00:33:14,815 --> 00:33:16,855
So I had to make
a move, you know,

825
00:33:16,855 --> 00:33:19,653
before the other
lady snatched him up.

826
00:33:19,653 --> 00:33:21,015
[LAUGHS]

827
00:33:21,015 --> 00:33:22,915
And you did.

828
00:33:22,915 --> 00:33:26,045
Congratulations.

829
00:33:26,045 --> 00:33:30,545
Seriously, what are
you doing with me?

830
00:33:30,545 --> 00:33:34,925
I mean, I'm just a broken down
has-been that could never give

831
00:33:34,925 --> 00:33:36,975
you anything that you need.

832
00:33:36,975 --> 00:33:40,417
You can't now, but
you could in the future.

833
00:33:40,417 --> 00:33:41,375
How do you know that?

834
00:33:44,215 --> 00:33:46,315
Because this is just a phase.

835
00:33:46,315 --> 00:33:49,655
It'll pass.

836
00:33:49,655 --> 00:33:51,890
OK, look.

837
00:33:51,890 --> 00:33:54,525
After we talked that
day, I did Google you.

838
00:33:54,525 --> 00:33:59,135
Like all smart women do if
they're interested in a guy.

839
00:33:59,135 --> 00:34:02,595
And I saw that kid
on Baker's Dozen.

840
00:34:02,595 --> 00:34:06,615
And he was having a great time.

841
00:34:06,615 --> 00:34:09,224
Even though he was
a shitty actor.

842
00:34:09,224 --> 00:34:09,885
Hey.

843
00:34:09,885 --> 00:34:11,184
Just teasing.

844
00:34:11,184 --> 00:34:11,684
Sort of.

845
00:34:11,684 --> 00:34:19,015
But really, really,
I saw a spark.

846
00:34:19,015 --> 00:34:22,494
Something in his eyes that
told me he hadn't disappeared.

847
00:34:22,494 --> 00:34:24,825
He just lost his way.

848
00:34:24,825 --> 00:34:26,030
What happened to that kid?

849
00:34:29,744 --> 00:34:31,355
Well, ever since
I was a kid, I

850
00:34:31,355 --> 00:34:33,884
had people making
decisions for me.

851
00:34:33,884 --> 00:34:38,684
My parents, my agents,
every-- everybody.

852
00:34:38,684 --> 00:34:43,918
And then when I came here, Russ
made all the decisions for me.

853
00:34:43,918 --> 00:34:49,095
And when his wife died
and he started drinking,

854
00:34:49,095 --> 00:34:51,704
I was hoping Andrea
would pick up the slack

855
00:34:51,704 --> 00:34:53,954
and make decisions for me.

856
00:34:53,954 --> 00:34:56,125
But she didn't.

857
00:34:56,125 --> 00:34:57,570
And it was some scary shit.

858
00:35:00,455 --> 00:35:06,875
So I just kept waiting and
hoping for a savior or a hero

859
00:35:06,875 --> 00:35:09,295
to pull me out of this.

860
00:35:09,295 --> 00:35:12,960
And it-- it didn't come.

861
00:35:12,960 --> 00:35:18,775
So I got scared and
stuck and bummed out.

862
00:35:18,775 --> 00:35:23,225
And-- I'm sorry, you
wouldn't understand.

863
00:35:23,225 --> 00:35:23,725
Hmm.

864
00:35:27,735 --> 00:35:29,351
Yes, I would.

865
00:35:29,351 --> 00:35:31,165
[ROMANTIC MUSIC]

866
00:35:31,165 --> 00:35:34,605
Just like anyone else.

867
00:35:34,605 --> 00:35:38,355
And sooner or later, we figured
it out just like you will.

868
00:35:38,355 --> 00:35:40,875
And then you'll start
making decisions.

869
00:35:40,875 --> 00:35:45,035
And then you'll be the
hero of your own story

870
00:35:45,035 --> 00:35:47,415
who saves yourself and
then everyone else.

871
00:35:47,415 --> 00:35:49,895
Russ keeps saying that.

872
00:35:49,895 --> 00:35:52,845
Saying that this will
not last forever,

873
00:35:52,845 --> 00:35:54,255
but it doesn't feel that way.

874
00:35:54,255 --> 00:35:58,805
It just feels like I'm
stuck here forever.

875
00:36:02,005 --> 00:36:05,435
When this place
was closed down--

876
00:36:05,435 --> 00:36:06,725
[SIGHS]

877
00:36:06,725 --> 00:36:15,285
--I used to grab a slice and
throw on some cheesy music.

878
00:36:15,285 --> 00:36:22,275
And just be free and dance
all around the place.

879
00:36:22,275 --> 00:36:23,715
[SIGHS]

880
00:36:23,715 --> 00:36:24,965
You will again.

881
00:36:24,965 --> 00:36:26,355
I promise.

882
00:36:26,355 --> 00:36:27,195
I hope so.

883
00:36:31,235 --> 00:36:35,405
Well, you-- you did
make one decision.

884
00:36:35,405 --> 00:36:37,345
What's that?

885
00:36:37,345 --> 00:36:38,855
You decided to have this date.

886
00:36:38,855 --> 00:36:39,775
[CHUCKLES]

887
00:36:39,775 --> 00:36:40,385
Come on.

888
00:36:40,385 --> 00:36:41,995
That was easy.

889
00:36:41,995 --> 00:36:42,545
It was.

890
00:36:42,545 --> 00:36:44,915
Why?

891
00:36:44,915 --> 00:36:45,415
OK.

892
00:36:45,415 --> 00:36:46,815
Miss Fishing for Compliments.

893
00:36:46,815 --> 00:36:48,025
Oh, never.

894
00:36:48,025 --> 00:36:51,085
I would never.

895
00:36:51,085 --> 00:36:52,195
You're smart.

896
00:36:52,195 --> 00:36:53,315
You're pretty.

897
00:36:53,315 --> 00:36:55,285
You're confident.

898
00:36:55,285 --> 00:36:59,940
You seem to have this thing
we call life figured out.

899
00:37:07,465 --> 00:37:12,037
You have a very
kissable forehead.

900
00:37:12,037 --> 00:37:13,825
Well, it is a large target.

901
00:37:13,825 --> 00:37:17,297
[CHUCKLES]

902
00:37:20,769 --> 00:37:23,193
[KISS]

903
00:37:23,193 --> 00:37:25,235
Is that the best I get
after I let you treat me

904
00:37:25,235 --> 00:37:26,320
to an extra rinse cycle?

905
00:37:37,633 --> 00:37:41,126
[KISSING]

906
00:37:49,645 --> 00:37:53,168
This cycle has 27
more minutes left.

907
00:37:53,168 --> 00:37:55,085
Do you want to go to
your cot and fool around?

908
00:37:57,555 --> 00:37:58,055
OK.

909
00:37:58,055 --> 00:38:01,090
I just-- I just don't go
that far on the first date.

910
00:38:01,090 --> 00:38:02,205
Oh, don't worry.

911
00:38:02,205 --> 00:38:03,401
Neither do I.

912
00:38:03,401 --> 00:38:06,733
[CHUCKLES]

913
00:38:08,637 --> 00:38:10,075
[THUMP]

914
00:38:10,075 --> 00:38:12,315
What's that doing there?

915
00:38:12,315 --> 00:38:14,195
Come on.

916
00:38:14,195 --> 00:38:15,639
Come on.

917
00:38:15,639 --> 00:38:16,623
It's OK.

918
00:38:24,495 --> 00:38:27,447
[EERIE MUSIC]

919
00:38:27,447 --> 00:38:28,923
[BUZZ]

920
00:38:35,355 --> 00:38:36,465
Beat it.

921
00:38:36,465 --> 00:38:38,798
No one's allowed to be
alone with the patient.

922
00:38:38,798 --> 00:38:42,249
[SOBBING]

923
00:38:47,672 --> 00:38:51,123
[COINS CLANKING]

924
00:38:53,595 --> 00:38:55,170
You got seven minutes.

925
00:38:55,170 --> 00:38:57,445
[SOBBING]

926
00:38:57,445 --> 00:38:59,265
[THUMP]

927
00:38:59,265 --> 00:39:01,940
Tell me everything you
know about homicidal socks.

928
00:39:05,858 --> 00:39:09,351
[CHOKING]

929
00:39:28,845 --> 00:39:30,915
Thank you, Ms. Scarpelli.

930
00:39:30,915 --> 00:39:31,625
You're a hero.

931
00:39:36,334 --> 00:39:37,777
[BUZZ]

932
00:39:40,665 --> 00:39:45,045
Thanks for going pre-wash with
me and not the full permanent

933
00:39:45,045 --> 00:39:46,625
press.

934
00:39:46,625 --> 00:39:49,590
I just-- I just haven't been
with any intimately since

935
00:39:49,590 --> 00:39:50,635
Andrea, and I just--

936
00:39:50,635 --> 00:39:51,675
Stop.

937
00:39:51,675 --> 00:39:54,045
You're fine.

938
00:39:54,045 --> 00:39:55,899
You give good laundry.

939
00:39:55,899 --> 00:39:57,375
[LAUGHS]

940
00:39:57,375 --> 00:39:57,875
Thanks.

941
00:40:00,845 --> 00:40:01,795
That's what I do best.

942
00:40:05,091 --> 00:40:08,465
[KISSING]

943
00:40:08,465 --> 00:40:09,915
For now.

944
00:40:09,915 --> 00:40:11,305
Just for now.

945
00:40:14,299 --> 00:40:17,293
[LAUGHS]

946
00:40:17,293 --> 00:40:20,786
[CAMERA SHUTTERS]

947
00:40:26,774 --> 00:40:30,267
[WHIRRING]

948
00:40:31,764 --> 00:40:35,257
[PLAYFUL MUSIC]

949
00:40:51,235 --> 00:40:52,285
Oh.

950
00:40:52,285 --> 00:40:55,865
Oh, someone's happy to see me.

951
00:40:55,865 --> 00:40:57,180
Yeah, I am.

952
00:40:57,180 --> 00:40:59,160
This is nice.

953
00:40:59,160 --> 00:41:02,625
[PLAYFUL MUSIC]

954
00:41:04,030 --> 00:41:07,905
Jesus, don't you
do anything else?

955
00:41:07,905 --> 00:41:08,905
Who are you?

956
00:41:08,905 --> 00:41:10,255
Pull up your goddamn pants.

957
00:41:10,255 --> 00:41:12,585
What are you doing?

958
00:41:12,585 --> 00:41:14,295
Making sure it's not in here.

959
00:41:14,295 --> 00:41:15,495
What's not in here?

960
00:41:15,495 --> 00:41:17,445
The socks that
killed Tommy Furlong.

961
00:41:17,445 --> 00:41:18,825
You don't believe
that, do you?

962
00:41:18,825 --> 00:41:19,985
I most certainly do.

963
00:41:22,935 --> 00:41:25,915
Major Bynes, paranormal
investigator.

964
00:41:25,915 --> 00:41:28,285
Everyone listens to
paranormal investigators now?

965
00:41:28,285 --> 00:41:29,185
Not yet.

966
00:41:29,185 --> 00:41:33,075
But they will when I prove
strange shit's out there.

967
00:41:33,075 --> 00:41:35,415
Hey, hey, take it easy.

968
00:41:35,415 --> 00:41:36,675
You got to get out of here.

969
00:41:36,675 --> 00:41:38,695
Not until I find
your sock monster.

970
00:41:38,695 --> 00:41:40,325
There is no sock monster.

971
00:41:40,325 --> 00:41:41,495
Wrong.

972
00:41:41,495 --> 00:41:44,553
That last kid, the one
that took the video,

973
00:41:44,553 --> 00:41:46,595
my sources say he never
showed up to his meetings

974
00:41:46,595 --> 00:41:47,645
in Tinseltown.

975
00:41:47,645 --> 00:41:48,945
Real meetings.

976
00:41:48,945 --> 00:41:51,885
His last cell phone
records came from here.

977
00:41:51,885 --> 00:41:53,335
So what?

978
00:41:53,335 --> 00:41:55,215
So your monster killed him.

979
00:41:55,215 --> 00:41:56,915
That's what.

980
00:41:56,915 --> 00:41:59,175
Ms. Scarpelli saw it firsthand.

981
00:41:59,175 --> 00:42:00,395
She made it up.

982
00:42:00,395 --> 00:42:01,755
She's lying.

983
00:42:01,755 --> 00:42:04,075
Oh, yeah?

984
00:42:04,075 --> 00:42:05,130
Explain this.

985
00:42:07,975 --> 00:42:09,245
It's a sock.

986
00:42:09,245 --> 00:42:10,495
Wrong.

987
00:42:10,495 --> 00:42:13,075
Not just any old sock,
but an actual piece

988
00:42:13,075 --> 00:42:14,905
of the sock monster.

989
00:42:14,905 --> 00:42:17,875
Andrea went to great lengths to
make sure the right people got

990
00:42:17,875 --> 00:42:18,585
hold of it.

991
00:42:18,585 --> 00:42:19,625
You're insane.

992
00:42:19,625 --> 00:42:20,915
Get out of here.

993
00:42:20,915 --> 00:42:23,625
[THUD]

994
00:42:23,625 --> 00:42:24,775
Not a chance.

995
00:42:24,775 --> 00:42:27,655
You have a murderous
paranormal entity in here.

996
00:42:27,655 --> 00:42:31,105
And when I find it, you and
it are going to get the chair.

997
00:42:31,105 --> 00:42:34,465
And I will finally get
the respect I deserve.

998
00:42:34,465 --> 00:42:36,775
Where is the sock monster?

999
00:42:36,775 --> 00:42:39,678
I need to see the sock monster!

1000
00:42:39,678 --> 00:42:43,129
[SCREAMS]

1001
00:42:47,085 --> 00:42:49,011
I knew it.

1002
00:42:49,011 --> 00:42:50,983
I was right.

1003
00:42:50,983 --> 00:42:51,969
Tell everyone.

1004
00:42:51,969 --> 00:42:53,455
I need the world to--

1005
00:42:53,455 --> 00:42:54,295
[SCREAMS]

1006
00:42:54,295 --> 00:42:58,425
--to know that I was right.

1007
00:42:58,425 --> 00:43:00,385
There are others, Vegas.

1008
00:43:00,385 --> 00:43:03,785
Just like me, others.

1009
00:43:03,785 --> 00:43:05,425
Checkmate!

1010
00:43:05,425 --> 00:43:07,215
I win!

1011
00:43:07,215 --> 00:43:10,638
[SCREAMS]

1012
00:43:11,616 --> 00:43:13,575
[GROWLS]

1013
00:43:13,575 --> 00:43:14,490
No!

1014
00:43:14,490 --> 00:43:16,473
Don't kill me.

1015
00:43:16,473 --> 00:43:19,966
[GROWLS]

1016
00:43:55,465 --> 00:43:56,838
It was you.

1017
00:43:56,838 --> 00:43:59,676
[GROWLS]

1018
00:43:59,676 --> 00:44:02,987
[SLOSHING, WHIRRING]

1019
00:44:03,935 --> 00:44:07,445
We've got an exclusive
that even TMZ doesn't have.

1020
00:44:07,445 --> 00:44:10,955
Directly from Randy Roberts
manager, Lindsey Haim.

1021
00:44:10,955 --> 00:44:12,605
Randy Roberts wants
to let America

1022
00:44:12,605 --> 00:44:14,775
know that despite
recent setbacks,

1023
00:44:14,775 --> 00:44:18,005
he's taking steps to bring back
that special feeling America got

1024
00:44:18,005 --> 00:44:19,595
when it watched Baker's Dozen.

1025
00:44:19,595 --> 00:44:23,315
It's going to happen regardless
of rumors to the contrary.

1026
00:44:23,315 --> 00:44:26,645
OMG, that is so exciting.

1027
00:44:26,645 --> 00:44:29,135
I wonder what he
has up his sleeve.

1028
00:44:29,135 --> 00:44:34,175
Or should I say, pants leg
when talking about this cast.

1029
00:44:34,175 --> 00:44:37,685
You are the worst.

1030
00:44:37,685 --> 00:44:40,035
[LAUGHTER]

1031
00:44:40,035 --> 00:44:43,755
Oh, goodness

1032
00:44:50,643 --> 00:44:54,087
[GROWLS]

1033
00:44:59,188 --> 00:45:00,105
I got to go upfront.

1034
00:45:03,215 --> 00:45:03,945
I'll be back.

1035
00:45:07,085 --> 00:45:10,565
What should I call you?

1036
00:45:10,565 --> 00:45:13,335
You're just an old
crusty pile of socks.

1037
00:45:13,335 --> 00:45:16,795
[GROWLS]

1038
00:45:17,295 --> 00:45:17,805
Crusty?

1039
00:45:17,805 --> 00:45:21,060
[GROWLS]

1040
00:45:22,925 --> 00:45:24,235
Crust.

1041
00:45:24,235 --> 00:45:25,495
[GROWLS]

1042
00:45:25,495 --> 00:45:26,825
I'll call you Crust.

1043
00:45:26,825 --> 00:45:28,105
[GROWLS]

1044
00:45:28,105 --> 00:45:28,605
OK.

1045
00:45:28,605 --> 00:45:29,674
I'll be back, Crust.

1046
00:45:51,085 --> 00:45:53,650
Hey, what's up with you?

1047
00:45:53,650 --> 00:45:54,455
Wait a minute.

1048
00:45:54,455 --> 00:45:56,125
You didn't fuck it up, did you?

1049
00:45:56,125 --> 00:45:57,215
No, we had a great day.

1050
00:45:57,215 --> 00:45:57,715
OK.

1051
00:45:57,715 --> 00:45:58,325
Thank God.

1052
00:45:58,325 --> 00:45:59,795
I want all the details now.

1053
00:45:59,795 --> 00:46:00,540
Hey, babe.

1054
00:46:00,540 --> 00:46:01,705
Thought I'd stop in
before work and see

1055
00:46:01,705 --> 00:46:03,095
how my favorite loser is doing.

1056
00:46:03,095 --> 00:46:04,165
[KISS]

1057
00:46:04,165 --> 00:46:05,335
Hey, Russ.

1058
00:46:05,335 --> 00:46:06,815
Hello, young lady.

1059
00:46:06,815 --> 00:46:08,045
Ah, not as young as I look.

1060
00:46:08,045 --> 00:46:08,545
Sorry.

1061
00:46:08,545 --> 00:46:09,965
But you are a lady.

1062
00:46:09,965 --> 00:46:11,417
Eh.

1063
00:46:11,417 --> 00:46:14,845
Oh, darn it.

1064
00:46:14,845 --> 00:46:16,045
Hello.

1065
00:46:16,045 --> 00:46:18,995
Yes, this is Vegas Winters and
I am not taking interviews.

1066
00:46:18,995 --> 00:46:25,161
I-- what?

1067
00:46:25,161 --> 00:46:26,405
Oh, OK.

1068
00:46:26,405 --> 00:46:30,365
Can I have some time
to think about it?

1069
00:46:30,365 --> 00:46:33,535
At least a day.

1070
00:46:33,535 --> 00:46:36,275
OK.

1071
00:46:36,275 --> 00:46:37,825
Ah, sure.

1072
00:46:37,825 --> 00:46:40,265
Tomorrow morning, 10:00 AM.

1073
00:46:40,265 --> 00:46:41,715
I'll be available for a call.

1074
00:46:41,715 --> 00:46:44,500
Thank you.

1075
00:46:44,500 --> 00:46:47,865
Well, that was Randy
Roberts' manager.

1076
00:46:47,865 --> 00:46:50,735
And they said they want
to fly out here in person

1077
00:46:50,735 --> 00:46:53,475
to talk to me about doing
the reboot of Baker's Dozen.

1078
00:46:53,475 --> 00:46:54,005
Nice.

1079
00:46:54,005 --> 00:46:54,915
That's great.

1080
00:46:54,915 --> 00:46:55,675
I don't know.

1081
00:46:55,675 --> 00:46:56,475
Are you kidding?

1082
00:46:56,475 --> 00:46:57,267
It's no accident.

1083
00:46:57,267 --> 00:46:58,095
You're ready, Paul.

1084
00:46:58,095 --> 00:47:00,015
Ready to take your
life to the next level.

1085
00:47:00,015 --> 00:47:01,255
I got to think about it.

1086
00:47:01,255 --> 00:47:02,475
No, she is right.

1087
00:47:02,475 --> 00:47:03,285
Now, here's what you should do.

1088
00:47:03,285 --> 00:47:03,993
Get on the phone.

1089
00:47:03,993 --> 00:47:05,865
No, it's not your decision.

1090
00:47:05,865 --> 00:47:07,240
It's my decision, OK?

1091
00:47:10,525 --> 00:47:12,025
How do they know
what's good for me?

1092
00:47:12,025 --> 00:47:12,895
Only I do!

1093
00:47:16,285 --> 00:47:18,037
Finished that show
again, though.

1094
00:47:18,037 --> 00:47:19,972
God, I felt so good back then.

1095
00:47:19,972 --> 00:47:21,305
It'd be nice to make some money.

1096
00:47:24,255 --> 00:47:25,905
What if I suck?

1097
00:47:25,905 --> 00:47:28,215
I haven't left this
place in a long time.

1098
00:47:28,215 --> 00:47:30,535
I haven't done anything
in a long time.

1099
00:47:30,535 --> 00:47:31,035
Fuck.

1100
00:47:31,035 --> 00:47:32,395
I don't know what to do.

1101
00:47:32,395 --> 00:47:33,587
I don't know what to do.

1102
00:47:33,587 --> 00:47:36,128
God, it's hot in here.

1103
00:47:36,128 --> 00:47:39,509
[EERIE MUSIC]

1104
00:47:45,305 --> 00:47:47,157
This is my life.

1105
00:47:47,157 --> 00:47:49,995
If Nila figures me out, she's
going to leave me here forever.

1106
00:47:49,995 --> 00:47:51,495
It's going to leave
me here forever.

1107
00:47:51,495 --> 00:47:52,362
Stop it!

1108
00:47:52,362 --> 00:47:53,445
Get it off your intention.

1109
00:47:53,445 --> 00:47:54,875
Stop.

1110
00:47:54,875 --> 00:47:55,645
Breathe.

1111
00:47:55,645 --> 00:47:56,585
Breathe.

1112
00:47:56,585 --> 00:47:59,795
This is an opportunity
for you to make a better

1113
00:47:59,795 --> 00:48:02,735
life for yourself and for Nila.

1114
00:48:02,735 --> 00:48:06,605
And yes, Randy was a dick back
then but maybe he's nicer now

1115
00:48:06,605 --> 00:48:08,615
or he's not.

1116
00:48:08,615 --> 00:48:10,415
I'm so afraid.

1117
00:48:10,415 --> 00:48:12,637
I can't make another
fucking mistake.

1118
00:48:12,637 --> 00:48:13,845
I can't make another mistake.

1119
00:48:13,845 --> 00:48:14,385
Not again.

1120
00:48:14,385 --> 00:48:15,405
Fuck, fuck.

1121
00:48:15,405 --> 00:48:16,935
I can't make another mistake.

1122
00:48:16,935 --> 00:48:17,855
Fuck!

1123
00:48:17,855 --> 00:48:18,932
Fuck.

1124
00:48:18,932 --> 00:48:22,411
[EERIE MUSIC]

1125
00:48:23,405 --> 00:48:25,051
I'm so afraid.

1126
00:48:25,051 --> 00:48:27,385
This too shall pass.

1127
00:48:27,385 --> 00:48:30,185
This too shall pass.

1128
00:48:30,185 --> 00:48:32,025
[GROWLS]

1129
00:48:33,415 --> 00:48:35,155
It's OK, buddy.

1130
00:48:35,155 --> 00:48:37,225
I'll be OK.

1131
00:48:37,225 --> 00:48:39,355
I promise.

1132
00:48:39,355 --> 00:48:41,715
I don't mean to scare you.

1133
00:48:41,715 --> 00:48:42,445
I'll get better.

1134
00:48:42,445 --> 00:48:44,715
I promise.

1135
00:48:44,715 --> 00:48:45,215
I promise.

1136
00:48:54,421 --> 00:48:54,921
Oh.

1137
00:49:00,865 --> 00:49:02,317
Crust, you OK?

1138
00:49:02,317 --> 00:49:03,281
Oh, good.

1139
00:49:09,075 --> 00:49:12,780
"Hey, here are some cheesy
pizza and a cheesy song.

1140
00:49:12,780 --> 00:49:15,675
Eat and rock out
with your cock out.

1141
00:49:15,675 --> 00:49:16,755
Too soon?

1142
00:49:16,755 --> 00:49:17,645
LOL.

1143
00:49:17,645 --> 00:49:18,955
Enjoy and let go.

1144
00:49:18,955 --> 00:49:21,385
Love, Nila."

1145
00:49:21,385 --> 00:49:22,295
OK.

1146
00:49:22,295 --> 00:49:24,345
Hangover pizza sounds real good.

1147
00:49:28,575 --> 00:49:31,495
[GROWLS]

1148
00:49:31,495 --> 00:49:33,247
What?

1149
00:49:33,247 --> 00:49:34,125
Ah, no.

1150
00:49:34,125 --> 00:49:34,965
No.

1151
00:49:34,965 --> 00:49:37,925
I don't want to dance right now.

1152
00:49:37,925 --> 00:49:38,455
OK.

1153
00:49:38,455 --> 00:49:38,955
OK.

1154
00:49:38,955 --> 00:49:39,725
OK.

1155
00:49:39,725 --> 00:49:40,855
We'll listen to it.

1156
00:49:43,830 --> 00:49:45,955
[BOBBY DAY, "ROCK-IN ROBIN]
Tweedle-lee-dee-dee-dee

1157
00:49:45,955 --> 00:49:48,787
Tweedle-lee-dee-dee,
tweedle-lee-dee-dee-dee

1158
00:49:48,787 --> 00:49:49,745
Tweedle-lee-dee-dee-dee

1159
00:49:49,745 --> 00:49:52,555
Tweedle-lee-dee-dee-dee,
tweedle-lee-dee-dee-dee

1160
00:49:52,555 --> 00:49:54,265
Tweet, tweet

1161
00:49:54,265 --> 00:49:55,255
Tweet, tweet

1162
00:49:55,255 --> 00:49:58,075
He rocks in the
treetop all day long

1163
00:49:58,075 --> 00:50:00,945
Hoppin' and a-boppin'
and a-singing his song

1164
00:50:00,945 --> 00:50:03,625
All the little birds
on Jaybird Street

1165
00:50:03,625 --> 00:50:06,235
Love to hear the robin
go tweet, tweet, tweet

1166
00:50:06,235 --> 00:50:07,135
Rockin' robin

1167
00:50:07,135 --> 00:50:08,885
Tweet, tweet, tweet

1168
00:50:08,885 --> 00:50:10,065
Rockin' Robin

1169
00:50:10,065 --> 00:50:11,665
Tweet, tweedle-lee-dee

1170
00:50:11,665 --> 00:50:12,985
I need a dance partner.

1171
00:50:12,985 --> 00:50:15,705
We really going to rock tonight

1172
00:50:15,705 --> 00:50:17,455
Tweet, tweet, tweet

1173
00:50:17,455 --> 00:50:20,155
Every little swallow,
every chick-a-dee

1174
00:50:20,155 --> 00:50:23,045
Every little bird
in the tall oak tree

1175
00:50:23,045 --> 00:50:25,825
The wise old owl,
the big black crow

1176
00:50:25,825 --> 00:50:28,445
Flapping their wings
singing go, bird, go

1177
00:50:28,445 --> 00:50:29,555
Rockin' robin

1178
00:50:29,555 --> 00:50:30,305
Tweet, tweet

1179
00:50:30,305 --> 00:50:31,985
Rock, rock, rockin' robin

1180
00:50:31,985 --> 00:50:34,075
Tweet, tweedle-lee-dee

1181
00:50:34,075 --> 00:50:37,385
Blow rockin' robin 'cause we're
really going to rock tonight

1182
00:50:37,385 --> 00:50:37,885
Tweet

1183
00:50:37,885 --> 00:50:39,655
Blow

1184
00:50:55,695 --> 00:50:58,757
A pretty little raven
at the bird-band stand

1185
00:50:58,757 --> 00:51:01,535
Told him how to do the
bop, and it was grand

1186
00:51:01,535 --> 00:51:04,355
They started going
steady, and bless my soul

1187
00:51:04,355 --> 00:51:07,145
He out-popped the
buzzard and the oriole

1188
00:51:07,145 --> 00:51:10,065
He rocks in the
treetop all day long

1189
00:51:10,065 --> 00:51:12,875
Hoppin' and a-boppin'
and a-singing his song

1190
00:51:12,875 --> 00:51:15,485
All the little birds
on Jaybird Street

1191
00:51:15,485 --> 00:51:18,085
Love to hear the robin
go tweet, tweet, tweet

1192
00:51:18,085 --> 00:51:18,985
Rockin' robin

1193
00:51:18,985 --> 00:51:20,765
Tweet, tweet, tweet

1194
00:51:20,765 --> 00:51:21,705
Rockin' Robin

1195
00:51:21,705 --> 00:51:23,910
Tweet, tweedle-lee-dee

1196
00:51:23,910 --> 00:51:27,595
Blow rockin' robin 'cause we're
really going to rock tonight

1197
00:51:27,595 --> 00:51:29,025
Tweet, tweedle-lee-dee

1198
00:51:29,025 --> 00:51:32,085
Well, all the pretty little
raven at the bird-band stand

1199
00:51:32,085 --> 00:51:34,855
Told him how to do the
bop, and it was grand

1200
00:51:34,855 --> 00:51:37,635
They started going
steady, and bless my soul

1201
00:51:37,635 --> 00:51:40,525
He out-bopped the
buzzard and the oriole

1202
00:51:40,525 --> 00:51:43,475
He rocks in the
treetop all day long

1203
00:51:43,475 --> 00:51:46,275
Hoppin' and a-boppin'
and singing his song

1204
00:51:46,275 --> 00:51:49,035
All the little birds
on Jaybird Street

1205
00:51:49,035 --> 00:51:51,625
Love to hear the robin
go tweet, tweet, tweet

1206
00:51:51,625 --> 00:51:52,575
Rockin' robin

1207
00:51:52,575 --> 00:51:54,235
Tweet, tweet, tweet

1208
00:51:54,235 --> 00:51:55,285
Rockin' robin

1209
00:51:55,285 --> 00:51:57,257
Tweet, tweedle-lee-dee

1210
00:51:57,257 --> 00:52:00,765
Blow rockin' robin 'cause we're
really going to rock tonight

1211
00:52:00,765 --> 00:52:03,215
Tweet, tweedle-lee-dee

1212
00:52:03,215 --> 00:52:04,745
Tweedle-lee-dee-dee-dee

1213
00:52:04,745 --> 00:52:07,705
Tweedle-lee-dee-dee-dee
tweedle-lee-dee-dee-dee

1214
00:52:07,705 --> 00:52:08,915
Tweedle-lee-dee-dee-dee

1215
00:52:08,915 --> 00:52:11,435
Tweedle-lee-dee-dee-dee,
tweedle-lee-dee-dee-dee

1216
00:52:11,435 --> 00:52:13,072
Tweet, tweet

1217
00:52:13,072 --> 00:52:16,551
[WHISTLES]

1218
00:52:16,551 --> 00:52:20,030
[LAUGHS]

1219
00:52:24,505 --> 00:52:25,290
What the fuck?

1220
00:52:30,595 --> 00:52:32,585
[GROWLS]

1221
00:52:32,585 --> 00:52:34,115
Hi, Lindsey.

1222
00:52:34,115 --> 00:52:36,300
Vegas Winners.

1223
00:52:36,300 --> 00:52:37,595
Yep.

1224
00:52:37,595 --> 00:52:40,227
Come on out.

1225
00:52:40,227 --> 00:52:43,608
[WATER RUNNING]

1226
00:52:47,485 --> 00:52:48,745
Looking good.

1227
00:52:48,745 --> 00:52:52,015
Thank you.

1228
00:52:52,015 --> 00:52:53,485
Wow.

1229
00:52:53,485 --> 00:52:54,875
[LAUGHS]

1230
00:52:54,875 --> 00:52:55,375
Oh, shoot.

1231
00:52:55,375 --> 00:52:56,468
I forgot something.

1232
00:53:04,196 --> 00:53:05,162
OK, good.

1233
00:53:05,162 --> 00:53:07,325
Paul, I think we should talk.

1234
00:53:07,325 --> 00:53:08,295
No, no, no, I can't.

1235
00:53:08,295 --> 00:53:09,795
Randy's going to
be here any minute.

1236
00:53:09,795 --> 00:53:11,205
[CLANKING]

1237
00:53:11,205 --> 00:53:12,178
Let's-- I'd--

1238
00:53:12,178 --> 00:53:14,595
I'd like to talk to you before
you put yourself out there.

1239
00:53:14,595 --> 00:53:16,685
I don't.

1240
00:53:16,685 --> 00:53:17,693
What's that for, babe?

1241
00:53:17,693 --> 00:53:19,985
Oh, just some laundry I
got to do a little bit later.

1242
00:53:19,985 --> 00:53:21,155
No big deal.

1243
00:53:21,155 --> 00:53:22,395
You know let me do this.

1244
00:53:22,395 --> 00:53:24,355
Let me just, you know,
move it out of the way.

1245
00:53:24,355 --> 00:53:25,855
Hey, will you put
it down, please?

1246
00:53:25,855 --> 00:53:26,625
It's fine.

1247
00:53:26,625 --> 00:53:28,445
[THUD]

1248
00:53:28,445 --> 00:53:28,995
Sorry, guys.

1249
00:53:28,995 --> 00:53:30,428
I'm just a little--

1250
00:53:30,428 --> 00:53:31,345
just a little nervous.

1251
00:53:31,345 --> 00:53:32,845
I haven't seen Randy
in a long time.

1252
00:53:32,845 --> 00:53:35,223
And, you know, it's
just really nice.

1253
00:53:35,223 --> 00:53:36,765
You know he's coming
because he cares

1254
00:53:36,765 --> 00:53:38,395
for me, which is really nice.

1255
00:53:38,395 --> 00:53:40,975
I mean, sometimes he wasn't.

1256
00:53:40,975 --> 00:53:43,399
He was like big brother to me.

1257
00:53:43,399 --> 00:53:44,343
Most of the time.

1258
00:53:49,063 --> 00:53:50,835
Ask the question.

1259
00:53:50,835 --> 00:53:52,725
First off, I'm a huge fan.

1260
00:53:52,725 --> 00:53:55,248
Is this masturbation an
issue in the Roberts household?

1261
00:53:55,248 --> 00:53:57,415
Randy, is this a reunion
everyone's talking about?

1262
00:53:57,415 --> 00:53:59,295
You'll hear it from me first.

1263
00:53:59,295 --> 00:53:59,885
I promise.

1264
00:54:02,977 --> 00:54:04,745
Oh, shit.

1265
00:54:04,745 --> 00:54:06,815
There's my boy.

1266
00:54:06,815 --> 00:54:08,655
Bring it in here, baby.

1267
00:54:08,655 --> 00:54:12,134
[LAUGHS]

1268
00:54:12,635 --> 00:54:14,020
Who have we here?

1269
00:54:14,020 --> 00:54:17,565
Um, this is my
good friend, Nila.

1270
00:54:17,565 --> 00:54:18,065
Hmm.

1271
00:54:18,065 --> 00:54:19,545
And this is my, uh--

1272
00:54:19,545 --> 00:54:20,045
Sure.

1273
00:54:20,045 --> 00:54:21,025
Great, great.

1274
00:54:21,025 --> 00:54:25,617
So, Nila, you a fan of our
little show from way back when?

1275
00:54:25,617 --> 00:54:27,075
I might have seen
a few episodes.

1276
00:54:27,075 --> 00:54:27,525
Yeah.

1277
00:54:27,525 --> 00:54:29,275
Well, I hope you're a
fan of our new show.

1278
00:54:29,275 --> 00:54:30,925
Right, Vegas?

1279
00:54:30,925 --> 00:54:31,425
Yeah.

1280
00:54:31,425 --> 00:54:32,835
And that's why we're here.

1281
00:54:32,835 --> 00:54:33,855
Hey, Vegas.

1282
00:54:33,855 --> 00:54:34,715
Lindsey Haim.

1283
00:54:34,715 --> 00:54:36,045
We spoke on the phone.

1284
00:54:36,045 --> 00:54:37,395
You want to talk about it.

1285
00:54:37,395 --> 00:54:39,035
Pete Coleman, Renee Spears.

1286
00:54:39,035 --> 00:54:40,395
We're so excited.

1287
00:54:40,395 --> 00:54:41,915
We love Randy.

1288
00:54:41,915 --> 00:54:42,805
Can't wait.

1289
00:54:42,805 --> 00:54:46,825
Randy's the best.

1290
00:54:46,825 --> 00:54:47,515
Let's hurry.

1291
00:54:47,515 --> 00:54:49,565
We got that call back
at the hotel in 30.

1292
00:54:49,565 --> 00:54:50,305
Yeah.

1293
00:54:50,305 --> 00:54:51,985
Come here.

1294
00:54:51,985 --> 00:54:53,965
Buddy, let's have a man to man.

1295
00:54:53,965 --> 00:54:55,145
Excellent idea.

1296
00:54:55,145 --> 00:54:58,075
Pete, why don't you go over
there and give him some room.

1297
00:54:58,075 --> 00:55:02,225
Nila and, um, y'all can
go over there and join.

1298
00:55:02,225 --> 00:55:03,995
Fuck this.

1299
00:55:03,995 --> 00:55:05,415
Is that Randy Roberts?

1300
00:55:05,415 --> 00:55:06,775
Ah, don't waste your time.

1301
00:55:06,775 --> 00:55:08,135
Are you famous?

1302
00:55:08,135 --> 00:55:11,015
Well, let me answer that
question with a question.

1303
00:55:11,015 --> 00:55:12,095
Do you drink?

1304
00:55:12,095 --> 00:55:13,985
I do.

1305
00:55:13,985 --> 00:55:16,800
Let me tell you
how famous I am.

1306
00:55:16,800 --> 00:55:18,469
Awesome.

1307
00:55:18,469 --> 00:55:21,800
Here, come down
here with me, bro.

1308
00:55:21,800 --> 00:55:24,245
So it is so good to see you.

1309
00:55:24,245 --> 00:55:26,735
I mean, you look really good.

1310
00:55:26,735 --> 00:55:27,725
I look like shit.

1311
00:55:27,725 --> 00:55:29,505
Ah, beauty is in
the eye, my friend.

1312
00:55:29,505 --> 00:55:29,645
OK.

1313
00:55:29,645 --> 00:55:30,255
What's going on?

1314
00:55:30,255 --> 00:55:30,945
What's with all these people?

1315
00:55:30,945 --> 00:55:31,995
Can we go to my office?

1316
00:55:31,995 --> 00:55:33,485
Stay with me, Vegas.

1317
00:55:33,485 --> 00:55:34,485
Stay with me.

1318
00:55:34,485 --> 00:55:36,125
Fuck, OK.

1319
00:55:36,125 --> 00:55:38,375
No need to swear, buddy, OK?

1320
00:55:38,375 --> 00:55:40,435
So let's get down
to brass tacks.

1321
00:55:40,435 --> 00:55:45,795
Everybody knows that you've
had some issues lately, right?

1322
00:55:45,795 --> 00:55:46,485
Sure.

1323
00:55:46,485 --> 00:55:48,015
And we go way back.

1324
00:55:48,015 --> 00:55:52,635
I mean, some might say
we're best friends, right?

1325
00:55:52,635 --> 00:55:56,025
You used to call me termite
because of my big gums

1326
00:55:56,025 --> 00:55:56,525
and teeth.

1327
00:55:56,525 --> 00:55:58,608
And you wouldn't let me
hang out with your friends

1328
00:55:58,608 --> 00:56:00,075
unless I told jokes or dance.

1329
00:56:00,075 --> 00:56:02,929
That's bullshit.

1330
00:56:02,929 --> 00:56:04,875
[LAUGHS]

1331
00:56:04,875 --> 00:56:05,575
Sorry, bro.

1332
00:56:05,575 --> 00:56:06,945
Sorry.

1333
00:56:06,945 --> 00:56:10,035
I'm just upset because I
hate to see you this way.

1334
00:56:10,035 --> 00:56:11,835
You're a star.

1335
00:56:11,835 --> 00:56:16,035
You're a huge talent that
just needs a second chance

1336
00:56:16,035 --> 00:56:17,895
like everyone in life.

1337
00:56:17,895 --> 00:56:19,695
Everyone needs a second chance.

1338
00:56:19,695 --> 00:56:21,675
Don't you agree?

1339
00:56:21,675 --> 00:56:22,965
Sure, I guess.

1340
00:56:22,965 --> 00:56:25,005
Then just say
it and it's yours

1341
00:56:25,005 --> 00:56:26,475
Say what?

1342
00:56:26,475 --> 00:56:29,209
That you need a second chance.

1343
00:56:29,209 --> 00:56:29,985
[SIGHS]

1344
00:56:29,985 --> 00:56:31,235
I guess I do.

1345
00:56:31,235 --> 00:56:32,630
No.

1346
00:56:32,630 --> 00:56:35,235
Say, "I need a second chance."

1347
00:56:35,235 --> 00:56:36,665
I did.

1348
00:56:36,665 --> 00:56:37,730
No.

1349
00:56:37,730 --> 00:56:42,945
Say the words, "I need a"--

1350
00:56:42,945 --> 00:56:45,465
I need a second chance.

1351
00:56:45,465 --> 00:56:46,035
Fuck, yes.

1352
00:56:46,035 --> 00:56:46,925
Did we get it?

1353
00:56:46,925 --> 00:56:48,245
Did we get it clean?

1354
00:56:48,245 --> 00:56:49,505
We did it.

1355
00:56:49,505 --> 00:56:51,525
What the hell
is going on here?

1356
00:56:51,525 --> 00:56:52,455
You were great, bro.

1357
00:56:52,455 --> 00:56:52,955
Great.

1358
00:56:52,955 --> 00:56:54,035
Phase one, complete.

1359
00:56:54,035 --> 00:56:56,535
Vegas, your friend
here is a genius.

1360
00:56:56,535 --> 00:57:00,935
A modest ass genius, but a
fucking genius nonetheless.

1361
00:57:00,935 --> 00:57:02,705
In order to garner
interest again

1362
00:57:02,705 --> 00:57:05,435
for the reboot of Baker's
Dozen, your boy here

1363
00:57:05,435 --> 00:57:09,005
came up with a reality
show called Second Chances

1364
00:57:09,005 --> 00:57:13,085
that we pre-sold to networks
if we got this footage, baby.

1365
00:57:13,085 --> 00:57:16,430
All you got to do is sign
this contract and release.

1366
00:57:16,430 --> 00:57:17,775
So excited.

1367
00:57:17,775 --> 00:57:19,085
Way to go, Randy.

1368
00:57:19,085 --> 00:57:20,015
Pumped.

1369
00:57:20,015 --> 00:57:22,050
You're the man, Randy.

1370
00:57:22,050 --> 00:57:22,925
Roll on this, Pete.

1371
00:57:22,925 --> 00:57:23,555
Ready?

1372
00:57:23,555 --> 00:57:25,175
Ready.

1373
00:57:25,175 --> 00:57:26,385
That was great, buddy.

1374
00:57:26,385 --> 00:57:28,205
This is just the beginning.

1375
00:57:28,205 --> 00:57:29,625
A reality show?

1376
00:57:29,625 --> 00:57:31,705
You're a fucking asshole.

1377
00:57:31,705 --> 00:57:33,025
Don't crumple the contracts.

1378
00:57:33,025 --> 00:57:34,150
Keep rolling, Pete.

1379
00:57:34,150 --> 00:57:35,655
No, don't keep rolling, Pete.

1380
00:57:35,655 --> 00:57:36,845
Hey, hey, hey, babe.

1381
00:57:36,845 --> 00:57:37,955
Baby, it's OK.

1382
00:57:37,955 --> 00:57:38,455
Let's just--

1383
00:57:38,455 --> 00:57:40,335
No, let's just
not do anything.

1384
00:57:40,335 --> 00:57:41,515
All of you, get out of here.

1385
00:57:41,515 --> 00:57:43,775
Get the fuck out of here.

1386
00:57:43,775 --> 00:57:46,585
Yeah, he's right, you guys.

1387
00:57:46,585 --> 00:57:50,185
Why don't you bounce and
I'll see you at the hotel.

1388
00:57:50,185 --> 00:57:51,285
You sure?

1389
00:57:51,285 --> 00:57:52,285
Yeah, I got this.

1390
00:57:59,035 --> 00:58:02,315
We love you, Randy.

1391
00:58:02,315 --> 00:58:02,815
To Randy.

1392
00:58:08,671 --> 00:58:12,105
You fucking asshole.

1393
00:58:12,105 --> 00:58:13,835
I actually thought
you cared about me.

1394
00:58:13,835 --> 00:58:15,105
I do, Vegas.

1395
00:58:15,105 --> 00:58:16,455
Oh, no.

1396
00:58:16,455 --> 00:58:17,985
It's not Vegas.

1397
00:58:17,985 --> 00:58:18,955
I'm changing it.

1398
00:58:18,955 --> 00:58:20,425
Oh, don't do that, bro.

1399
00:58:20,425 --> 00:58:21,675
Why, bro?

1400
00:58:21,675 --> 00:58:23,905
Because it's going to fuck
with your little scheme.

1401
00:58:23,905 --> 00:58:24,635
Baby, please.

1402
00:58:24,635 --> 00:58:25,405
Look, pal.

1403
00:58:25,405 --> 00:58:28,415
This isn't the way I
wanted it to be, OK?

1404
00:58:28,415 --> 00:58:31,975
But if you play along and let me
call the shots for a few months,

1405
00:58:31,975 --> 00:58:34,350
then we can both
get what we want.

1406
00:58:34,350 --> 00:58:35,160
No.

1407
00:58:35,160 --> 00:58:37,695
No one is calling
my shots anymore.

1408
00:58:37,695 --> 00:58:39,625
I'm calling my
own fucking shots.

1409
00:58:39,625 --> 00:58:40,795
Bro, please.

1410
00:58:40,795 --> 00:58:41,865
No.

1411
00:58:41,865 --> 00:58:43,015
You're an asshole.

1412
00:58:43,015 --> 00:58:43,795
Shut up.

1413
00:58:43,795 --> 00:58:45,205
Vegas, give me a break.

1414
00:58:45,205 --> 00:58:45,795
No.

1415
00:58:45,795 --> 00:58:47,005
You're an asshole.

1416
00:58:47,005 --> 00:58:47,758
Shut up.

1417
00:58:47,758 --> 00:58:48,675
You're being a dick.

1418
00:58:48,675 --> 00:58:49,415
Let's talk.

1419
00:58:49,415 --> 00:58:50,855
Calm down, babe.

1420
00:58:50,855 --> 00:58:51,355
No.

1421
00:58:51,355 --> 00:58:52,985
You're an asshole.

1422
00:58:52,985 --> 00:58:53,935
Shut up.

1423
00:58:53,935 --> 00:58:55,650
You know what?

1424
00:58:55,650 --> 00:58:57,015
Fuck you then.

1425
00:58:57,015 --> 00:59:00,355
You could have had something,
but you're a fucking loser.

1426
00:59:00,355 --> 00:59:02,235
And you deserve
exactly what you get.

1427
00:59:02,235 --> 00:59:02,995
Hey.

1428
00:59:02,995 --> 00:59:05,425
So do you, asshole.

1429
00:59:05,425 --> 00:59:06,095
Now!

1430
00:59:06,095 --> 00:59:09,511
[GROWLS]

1431
00:59:09,511 --> 00:59:12,927
[EERIE MUSIC]

1432
00:59:23,651 --> 00:59:24,151
We're safe.

1433
00:59:24,151 --> 00:59:24,655
We're safe.

1434
00:59:24,655 --> 00:59:25,265
I've got you.

1435
00:59:25,265 --> 00:59:25,895
I've got you.

1436
00:59:25,895 --> 00:59:26,523
I've got you.

1437
00:59:26,523 --> 00:59:27,065
I've got you.

1438
00:59:27,065 --> 00:59:27,565
We're safe.

1439
00:59:27,565 --> 00:59:28,295
I promise.

1440
00:59:28,295 --> 00:59:29,195
I promise we're safe.

1441
00:59:29,195 --> 00:59:29,645
No, no, no.

1442
00:59:29,645 --> 00:59:29,915
We are.

1443
00:59:29,915 --> 00:59:30,415
We are.

1444
00:59:30,415 --> 00:59:31,235
We are.

1445
00:59:31,235 --> 00:59:32,015
He's fine.

1446
00:59:32,015 --> 00:59:32,805
He's fine.

1447
00:59:32,805 --> 00:59:33,755
Do you trust me?

1448
00:59:33,755 --> 00:59:35,045
Do you trust me?

1449
00:59:35,045 --> 00:59:36,175
Do you trust me?

1450
00:59:36,175 --> 00:59:36,770
OK.

1451
00:59:36,770 --> 00:59:38,135
I got you.

1452
00:59:38,135 --> 00:59:39,875
I'm going to go check
if he's dead, OK?

1453
00:59:47,369 --> 00:59:49,365
Vegas.

1454
00:59:49,365 --> 00:59:51,859
Vegas.

1455
00:59:51,859 --> 00:59:52,359
Vegas.

1456
00:59:54,865 --> 00:59:55,525
It's OK.

1457
00:59:55,525 --> 00:59:56,455
It's OK.

1458
00:59:56,455 --> 00:59:57,755
We're safe.

1459
00:59:57,755 --> 00:59:58,775
You heard me.

1460
00:59:58,775 --> 01:00:00,645
I tried to tell
Randy to shut up.

1461
01:00:00,645 --> 01:00:03,890
I tried to get him to
leave and he just wouldn't.

1462
01:00:03,890 --> 01:00:07,635
And I can't control Crust.

1463
01:00:07,635 --> 01:00:09,245
God, listen.

1464
01:00:09,245 --> 01:00:12,075
I don't know who he is
or where he came from,

1465
01:00:12,075 --> 01:00:14,362
but he's like my guardian angel.

1466
01:00:14,362 --> 01:00:15,795
[GROWLS]

1467
01:00:15,795 --> 01:00:19,265
Now, remember, I
didn't kill him.

1468
01:00:19,265 --> 01:00:21,355
Crust did.

1469
01:00:21,355 --> 01:00:23,215
Crust?

1470
01:00:23,215 --> 01:00:26,515
It's the best I could come
up with for this little guy.

1471
01:00:26,515 --> 01:00:27,305
He likes you.

1472
01:00:31,634 --> 01:00:34,039
[GROWLS]

1473
01:00:35,975 --> 01:00:38,099
How do it's a boy?

1474
01:00:38,099 --> 01:00:41,285
Oh, don't call
me sexist, but I

1475
01:00:41,285 --> 01:00:43,575
think he's a little too
badass to be a girl.

1476
01:00:43,575 --> 01:00:44,270
You're sexist.

1477
01:00:49,625 --> 01:00:50,875
This little guy need a bath.

1478
01:00:50,875 --> 01:00:52,140
No.

1479
01:00:52,140 --> 01:00:52,920
No.

1480
01:00:52,920 --> 01:00:54,765
Detergent's the
worst thing for him.

1481
01:00:54,765 --> 01:00:58,665
It couldn't hurt him
very, very badly.

1482
01:00:58,665 --> 01:00:59,625
I'm sorry, Crust.

1483
01:01:02,935 --> 01:01:04,435
What are we going
to do about Randy?

1484
01:01:10,205 --> 01:01:12,925
Yes.

1485
01:01:12,925 --> 01:01:14,395
Pills, great.

1486
01:01:14,395 --> 01:01:14,995
OK.

1487
01:01:14,995 --> 01:01:15,985
Here's what we're going to do.

1488
01:01:15,985 --> 01:01:16,985
We're going to take
him to the back.

1489
01:01:16,985 --> 01:01:18,265
We're going to pour the
pills down his throat.

1490
01:01:18,265 --> 01:01:20,425
We're going to pour some
whiskey down his throat too, OK?

1491
01:01:20,425 --> 01:01:22,175
You're going to say
that we were partying.

1492
01:01:22,175 --> 01:01:23,345
You try to wake us both up.

1493
01:01:23,345 --> 01:01:25,415
You could only wake me
up and he didn't wake up.

1494
01:01:25,415 --> 01:01:27,897
OK?

1495
01:01:27,897 --> 01:01:28,665
Oh, man.

1496
01:01:28,665 --> 01:01:29,292
I'm so sorry.

1497
01:01:29,292 --> 01:01:30,375
I knew this was fucked up.

1498
01:01:30,375 --> 01:01:32,525
And I know it's so weird.

1499
01:01:32,525 --> 01:01:34,235
I know this isn't what you want.

1500
01:01:34,235 --> 01:01:35,315
I hope--

1501
01:01:35,315 --> 01:01:35,835
It's fine.

1502
01:01:35,835 --> 01:01:36,335
I'll do it.

1503
01:01:39,025 --> 01:01:40,719
You will?

1504
01:01:40,719 --> 01:01:41,219
Yeah.

1505
01:01:44,155 --> 01:01:45,035
I love you, Paul.

1506
01:01:48,255 --> 01:01:50,209
You do?

1507
01:01:50,209 --> 01:01:52,405
Yeah.

1508
01:01:52,405 --> 01:01:56,335
I thought I'd fall for a loser,
but it's way better than that.

1509
01:01:56,335 --> 01:01:58,575
I fell for a loser who has
a bodyguard made of socks.

1510
01:02:01,625 --> 01:02:05,285
Hey, I love you too.

1511
01:02:10,565 --> 01:02:12,485
[KISS]

1512
01:02:14,895 --> 01:02:17,085
OK.

1513
01:02:17,085 --> 01:02:19,301
Grab his feet and we'll
take him to the back.

1514
01:02:19,301 --> 01:02:22,773
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]

1515
01:02:23,765 --> 01:02:26,245
[GROWLS]

1516
01:02:28,235 --> 01:02:29,805
I can't get blood
on this dress.

1517
01:02:29,805 --> 01:02:31,155
It's a thrift store dress.

1518
01:02:31,155 --> 01:02:32,145
It's my only one.

1519
01:02:32,145 --> 01:02:33,525
I'll give you a
quarter for another one.

1520
01:02:33,525 --> 01:02:33,795
OK.

1521
01:02:33,795 --> 01:02:35,045
You'll pay for that later.

1522
01:02:35,045 --> 01:02:37,685
And the untimely
death of Randy Roberts

1523
01:02:37,685 --> 01:02:40,535
is what everyone is
talking about today.

1524
01:02:40,535 --> 01:02:41,735
That's right, Angie.

1525
01:02:41,735 --> 01:02:43,625
And unfortunately,
not all of that talk

1526
01:02:43,625 --> 01:02:45,135
paints him in the best of light.

1527
01:02:45,135 --> 01:02:48,035
Two people on his personal
team have come forward.

1528
01:02:48,035 --> 01:02:49,915
I kind of believe in karma.

1529
01:02:49,915 --> 01:02:51,695
And he wasn't very nice.

1530
01:02:51,695 --> 01:02:53,475
Hmm, or very smart.

1531
01:02:53,475 --> 01:02:56,105
I mean, who would take
a great opportunity

1532
01:02:56,105 --> 01:02:59,500
and throw it all away
for some piece of booze.

1533
01:02:59,500 --> 01:03:01,165
Randy was an asshole.

1534
01:03:01,165 --> 01:03:02,545
Period.

1535
01:03:02,545 --> 01:03:05,345
Vegas, sweetest
guy I've ever met.

1536
01:03:05,345 --> 01:03:08,135
Exclamation point.

1537
01:03:08,135 --> 01:03:09,615
You heard it here first.

1538
01:03:09,615 --> 01:03:12,455
The reboot of Baker's Dozen
lies squarely on the shoulders

1539
01:03:12,455 --> 01:03:15,155
of Vegas Winters because,
well, he's the only surviving

1540
01:03:15,155 --> 01:03:16,285
member of the cast.

1541
01:03:16,285 --> 01:03:18,215
But is America
ready to accept him

1542
01:03:18,215 --> 01:03:21,305
after we all saw him
pull a prank on himself?

1543
01:03:21,305 --> 01:03:24,845
Or should I say yank on himself?

1544
01:03:24,845 --> 01:03:26,525
I just don't know, Angie.

1545
01:03:26,525 --> 01:03:27,465
Me neither.

1546
01:03:27,465 --> 01:03:30,825
Thoughts and prayers to Randy's
family and blah, blah, blah.

1547
01:03:30,825 --> 01:03:33,315
In more exciting
news, Russell Brand

1548
01:03:33,315 --> 01:03:37,125
has signed on to play Captain
Hook in Ang Lee's Young Hook

1549
01:03:37,125 --> 01:03:39,441
Versus Zombies.

1550
01:03:41,805 --> 01:03:42,420
Yeah.

1551
01:03:42,420 --> 01:03:43,825
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1552
01:03:43,825 --> 01:03:45,383
I'll figure it out.

1553
01:03:45,383 --> 01:03:46,715
Uh-huh.

1554
01:03:46,715 --> 01:03:47,515
No, no.

1555
01:03:47,515 --> 01:03:48,325
Don't worry.

1556
01:03:48,325 --> 01:03:50,245
Someway, somehow,
I'll figure it out.

1557
01:03:50,245 --> 01:03:50,935
Don't worry.

1558
01:03:50,935 --> 01:03:51,775
I'm good.

1559
01:03:51,775 --> 01:03:52,765
I'm good.

1560
01:03:52,765 --> 01:03:53,965
Thanks, Lindsey.

1561
01:03:53,965 --> 01:03:54,485
OK.

1562
01:03:54,485 --> 01:03:55,818
You can check that off the list.

1563
01:03:55,818 --> 01:03:57,355
No worries.

1564
01:03:57,355 --> 01:03:58,185
[SIGHS]

1565
01:03:58,185 --> 01:03:59,525
Hey, hey.

1566
01:03:59,525 --> 01:04:01,195
Everything's working
out for you, huh?

1567
01:04:01,195 --> 01:04:03,805
Uh-huh.

1568
01:04:03,805 --> 01:04:06,595
Are you sure you're OK?

1569
01:04:06,595 --> 01:04:08,075
What does that mean?

1570
01:04:08,075 --> 01:04:10,015
Well, come on.

1571
01:04:10,015 --> 01:04:12,715
I saw you dancing with
a basket of laundry.

1572
01:04:12,715 --> 01:04:17,735
I was thinking maybe, maybe,
you take a little R&R time

1573
01:04:17,735 --> 01:04:22,935
before you get reinvolve
in this Tinseltown stuff.

1574
01:04:22,935 --> 01:04:23,435
OK.

1575
01:04:23,435 --> 01:04:24,255
You know what?

1576
01:04:24,255 --> 01:04:26,180
You totally misunderstood.

1577
01:04:26,180 --> 01:04:27,555
There were some
really fun music.

1578
01:04:27,555 --> 01:04:29,025
Nila wasn't around.

1579
01:04:29,025 --> 01:04:31,385
And so I grabbed the
closest thing to me.

1580
01:04:31,385 --> 01:04:33,098
I mean, hey, man,
if you were around,

1581
01:04:33,098 --> 01:04:34,515
I would have grabbed
you to dance.

1582
01:04:34,515 --> 01:04:36,185
[LAUGHTER]

1583
01:04:36,185 --> 01:04:37,855
That's bullshit.

1584
01:04:37,855 --> 01:04:38,375
No, it is.

1585
01:04:38,375 --> 01:04:39,695
It's bullshit.

1586
01:04:39,695 --> 01:04:43,175
Your ex say you
have a sock monster.

1587
01:04:43,175 --> 01:04:45,335
Guess what?

1588
01:04:45,335 --> 01:04:47,715
I saw it.

1589
01:04:47,715 --> 01:04:48,235
No, I did.

1590
01:04:48,235 --> 01:04:48,735
I saw it.

1591
01:04:48,735 --> 01:04:51,925
I-- I saw it moving.

1592
01:04:51,925 --> 01:04:52,595
No, no, hold on.

1593
01:04:52,595 --> 01:04:53,345
No, wait a minute.

1594
01:04:53,345 --> 01:04:54,503
I can see you're concerned.

1595
01:04:54,503 --> 01:04:55,295
Don't be concerned.

1596
01:04:55,295 --> 01:04:56,435
I'm not going to tell anybody.

1597
01:04:56,435 --> 01:04:56,935
Nobody.

1598
01:04:56,935 --> 01:04:58,245
My lips are sealed.

1599
01:04:58,245 --> 01:04:58,898
Nobody knows.

1600
01:04:58,898 --> 01:05:00,065
I know how to keep a secret.

1601
01:05:00,065 --> 01:05:01,315
I'm not going to tell anybody.

1602
01:05:01,315 --> 01:05:03,335
Just me and my AA meeting.

1603
01:05:03,335 --> 01:05:05,105
You told your AA meeting?

1604
01:05:05,105 --> 01:05:06,070
Wait a minute.

1605
01:05:06,070 --> 01:05:07,195
I'm not gonna tell anybody.

1606
01:05:07,195 --> 01:05:09,237
What do you think they
called this anonymous for?

1607
01:05:09,237 --> 01:05:11,455
No one's going to talk anyway.

1608
01:05:11,455 --> 01:05:12,663
Half of them think I'm crazy.

1609
01:05:12,663 --> 01:05:14,788
The other half are too
fucked up to even understand

1610
01:05:14,788 --> 01:05:15,815
what I was saying.

1611
01:05:15,815 --> 01:05:17,709
It's going to be fine.

1612
01:05:17,709 --> 01:05:19,457
[LAUGHS]

1613
01:05:19,457 --> 01:05:21,455
You shouldn't have done that.

1614
01:05:21,455 --> 01:05:21,955
OK.

1615
01:05:21,955 --> 01:05:26,435
No, it's really, really,
really going to be fine.

1616
01:05:26,435 --> 01:05:28,091
OK.

1617
01:05:28,091 --> 01:05:32,545
So tell me, what
was the call about?

1618
01:05:32,545 --> 01:05:34,625
Well, Lindsey wants me
to get on social media.

1619
01:05:34,625 --> 01:05:36,125
Twitter, Facebook,
all that stuff,

1620
01:05:36,125 --> 01:05:38,075
get some kind of momentum
building she said.

1621
01:05:38,075 --> 01:05:39,758
And then when I'm
done that, she's

1622
01:05:39,758 --> 01:05:41,425
going to give me my
next marching orders

1623
01:05:41,425 --> 01:05:43,455
and you know when we go.

1624
01:05:43,455 --> 01:05:45,945
I thought you
said you were going

1625
01:05:45,945 --> 01:05:48,135
to take control of your life?

1626
01:05:48,135 --> 01:05:49,195
I am.

1627
01:05:49,195 --> 01:05:50,405
I am.

1628
01:05:50,405 --> 01:05:52,975
I just need some help with
things I don't know about.

1629
01:05:52,975 --> 01:05:53,875
Like social media.

1630
01:05:53,875 --> 01:05:54,375
God.

1631
01:05:54,375 --> 01:05:55,295
Oh, hey.

1632
01:05:55,295 --> 01:05:56,295
Shh.

1633
01:05:56,295 --> 01:05:57,615
So cute when you get mad.

1634
01:05:57,615 --> 01:06:01,205
Listen, this is your lucky day.

1635
01:06:01,205 --> 01:06:02,195
How so?

1636
01:06:02,195 --> 01:06:07,475
Because my friend, you
don't know this about me,

1637
01:06:07,475 --> 01:06:10,345
but I've been hacking
since Fuckerberg was

1638
01:06:10,345 --> 01:06:12,515
sucking his mama's titty milk.

1639
01:06:12,515 --> 01:06:15,045
[LAUGHS]

1640
01:06:15,045 --> 01:06:19,195
And now you are on social media.

1641
01:06:19,195 --> 01:06:20,520
See?

1642
01:06:20,520 --> 01:06:21,475
So it's easy.

1643
01:06:21,475 --> 01:06:24,805
Now all you got to do is
you start friending people.

1644
01:06:24,805 --> 01:06:25,575
OK.

1645
01:06:25,575 --> 01:06:27,895
Let's start with Nila.

1646
01:06:27,895 --> 01:06:30,235
It'll be under her artist
name, Nila Phoenix.

1647
01:06:30,235 --> 01:06:30,855
OK.

1648
01:06:30,855 --> 01:06:31,695
Nila Phoenix.

1649
01:06:31,695 --> 01:06:36,195
So you go up there and you type
that in there, Phoenix, and then

1650
01:06:36,195 --> 01:06:37,555
you guys are connected.

1651
01:06:37,555 --> 01:06:38,055
See?

1652
01:06:38,055 --> 01:06:38,715
Look at that.

1653
01:06:38,715 --> 01:06:39,215
Wow.

1654
01:06:39,215 --> 01:06:40,845
Yeah, you can
see-- look at all--

1655
01:06:40,845 --> 01:06:43,855
That is so great to see all
those pictures from her life.

1656
01:06:43,855 --> 01:06:44,925
Yeah.

1657
01:06:44,925 --> 01:06:47,095
She's had an exciting life.

1658
01:06:47,095 --> 01:06:48,375
Yeah.

1659
01:06:48,375 --> 01:06:50,575
You want to see something
a little cooler?

1660
01:06:50,575 --> 01:06:53,685
You want to see the pictures
she doesn't want you to see?

1661
01:06:53,685 --> 01:06:54,740
What do you mean?

1662
01:06:54,740 --> 01:06:55,365
Not just you.

1663
01:06:55,365 --> 01:06:57,015
Not "you," doesn't
want you to see.

1664
01:06:57,015 --> 01:06:58,435
Just pictures doesn't
want anybody to see.

1665
01:06:58,435 --> 01:06:59,095
Check this out.

1666
01:06:59,095 --> 01:06:59,265
See?

1667
01:06:59,265 --> 01:06:59,765
Hold on.

1668
01:06:59,765 --> 01:07:01,140
Let me find it.

1669
01:07:01,140 --> 01:07:04,645
This app here it's
called Oh No You Didn't.

1670
01:07:04,645 --> 01:07:05,245
Now, look.

1671
01:07:05,245 --> 01:07:06,665
So Phoenix.

1672
01:07:06,665 --> 01:07:07,165
All right.

1673
01:07:07,165 --> 01:07:09,415
Let me just type this in here.

1674
01:07:09,415 --> 01:07:10,765
This finds a minute cloud.

1675
01:07:10,765 --> 01:07:11,335
Check it out.

1676
01:07:11,335 --> 01:07:12,965
Here it is.

1677
01:07:12,965 --> 01:07:13,965
Boom.

1678
01:07:13,965 --> 01:07:17,465
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]

1679
01:07:22,465 --> 01:07:22,965
OK.

1680
01:07:22,965 --> 01:07:25,135
I'm sure there's an
explanation for this.

1681
01:07:25,135 --> 01:07:27,450
Yeah, there is.

1682
01:07:27,450 --> 01:07:28,655
She's a fucking fame whore.

1683
01:07:28,655 --> 01:07:29,155
No.

1684
01:07:29,155 --> 01:07:29,785
No, hold on.

1685
01:07:29,785 --> 01:07:31,525
Don't overreact because
we don't really--

1686
01:07:31,525 --> 01:07:33,285
She's here.

1687
01:07:33,285 --> 01:07:34,105
Wait, Vegas.

1688
01:07:34,105 --> 01:07:36,910
Veg-- goddamn it.

1689
01:07:36,910 --> 01:07:38,125
Fuck you.

1690
01:07:38,125 --> 01:07:38,725
Whoa, I--

1691
01:07:38,725 --> 01:07:40,555
You fucking lying bitch.

1692
01:07:40,555 --> 01:07:41,235
OK.

1693
01:07:41,235 --> 01:07:41,735
OK.

1694
01:07:41,735 --> 01:07:42,215
Breathe, baby.

1695
01:07:42,215 --> 01:07:43,295
I don't know what
you're talking about.

1696
01:07:43,295 --> 01:07:45,505
I'm talking about the
fact that you didn't just

1697
01:07:45,505 --> 01:07:47,035
happen to find me here.

1698
01:07:47,035 --> 01:07:49,355
This was all part of your
Insta fame plan all along.

1699
01:07:49,355 --> 01:07:50,105
No, that's not--

1700
01:07:50,105 --> 01:07:52,295
No, don't you try to deny it.

1701
01:07:52,295 --> 01:07:55,465
I saw it on your secret
social media page.

1702
01:07:55,465 --> 01:07:58,510
I-- I found Vegas.

1703
01:07:58,510 --> 01:08:01,075
Mystery solved, bitches.

1704
01:08:01,075 --> 01:08:02,965
I'm going to blow up.

1705
01:08:02,965 --> 01:08:03,745
I know.

1706
01:08:03,745 --> 01:08:05,195
Oh, I knew it looks bad.

1707
01:08:05,195 --> 01:08:06,235
No.

1708
01:08:06,235 --> 01:08:06,955
No.

1709
01:08:06,955 --> 01:08:08,345
It doesn't look bad.

1710
01:08:08,345 --> 01:08:09,665
It is bad.

1711
01:08:09,665 --> 01:08:10,985
You're bad.

1712
01:08:10,985 --> 01:08:13,235
No, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no.

1713
01:08:13,235 --> 01:08:14,225
No, just [STAMMERS].

1714
01:08:14,225 --> 01:08:14,725
OK.

1715
01:08:14,725 --> 01:08:17,326
I did-- I did come here to
find you for the wrong reasons.

1716
01:08:17,326 --> 01:08:18,159
And I was going to--

1717
01:08:18,159 --> 01:08:18,864
I was going to--

1718
01:08:18,864 --> 01:08:20,656
I was going to do all
those things that I--

1719
01:08:20,656 --> 01:08:23,114
that I wrote about, but then
I couldn't go through with it.

1720
01:08:23,114 --> 01:08:24,864
I knew it wasn't right.

1721
01:08:24,864 --> 01:08:26,495
I went through a bad phase.

1722
01:08:26,495 --> 01:08:29,284
I mean, who was if I wasn't
followed by a thousand people.

1723
01:08:29,284 --> 01:08:32,665
I just-- I just wanted--

1724
01:08:32,665 --> 01:08:34,495
I just wanted to know
what it was like not

1725
01:08:34,495 --> 01:08:37,245
to be a nobody anymore.

1726
01:08:37,245 --> 01:08:39,425
Boo, fucking, hoo.

1727
01:08:39,425 --> 01:08:39,925
Fuck.

1728
01:08:39,925 --> 01:08:42,904
So I mean, I made a stupid goal.

1729
01:08:42,904 --> 01:08:46,025
I made a stupid goal to get
attention by figuring out

1730
01:08:46,025 --> 01:08:47,205
your whereabouts.

1731
01:08:50,525 --> 01:08:51,975
Then I saw you that day.

1732
01:08:51,975 --> 01:08:55,205
I met you that day.

1733
01:08:55,205 --> 01:08:57,687
Not the TV star, but a person.

1734
01:08:57,687 --> 01:09:00,154
And I thought that you were
sad and I wanted to help.

1735
01:09:00,154 --> 01:09:01,234
I wanted to help.

1736
01:09:01,234 --> 01:09:02,651
I wanted you to
see that you could

1737
01:09:02,651 --> 01:09:04,795
get through it just like I did.

1738
01:09:04,795 --> 01:09:08,065
The more we hung out,
the more I realized

1739
01:09:08,065 --> 01:09:11,234
I was falling in love with you.

1740
01:09:11,234 --> 01:09:12,505
I'm so sorry, Paul.

1741
01:09:12,505 --> 01:09:13,114
I love you.

1742
01:09:13,114 --> 01:09:14,755
I do.

1743
01:09:14,755 --> 01:09:16,661
Please don't leave me.

1744
01:09:16,661 --> 01:09:17,754
Please.

1745
01:09:17,754 --> 01:09:19,194
Please don't.

1746
01:09:19,194 --> 01:09:21,004
Please don't leave me, please.

1747
01:09:21,004 --> 01:09:21,504
OK.

1748
01:09:21,504 --> 01:09:21,775
Now--

1749
01:09:21,775 --> 01:09:22,275
Please.

1750
01:09:22,275 --> 01:09:24,385
Now that sounds
very reasonable.

1751
01:09:24,385 --> 01:09:26,165
That sounds very reasonable.

1752
01:09:26,165 --> 01:09:26,975
Do you understand?

1753
01:09:26,975 --> 01:09:28,135
Shut up.

1754
01:09:28,135 --> 01:09:29,984
You two get the fuck out.

1755
01:09:29,984 --> 01:09:31,595
You're just a couple
of hangers on.

1756
01:09:31,595 --> 01:09:33,047
You're losing
your fucking mind.

1757
01:09:33,047 --> 01:09:34,255
I want to tell you something.

1758
01:09:34,255 --> 01:09:35,672
You know what you
got to remember?

1759
01:09:35,672 --> 01:09:38,194
You got to remember who was
there when times were tough.

1760
01:09:38,194 --> 01:09:39,635
That's what's important in life.

1761
01:09:39,635 --> 01:09:41,645
Who was there when
you were down?

1762
01:09:41,645 --> 01:09:43,345
We were fucking there.

1763
01:09:43,345 --> 01:09:45,959
Please Paul, please.

1764
01:09:45,959 --> 01:09:47,423
[BANG]

1765
01:09:49,864 --> 01:09:52,654
That goes for you fuckers too.

1766
01:09:52,654 --> 01:09:56,585
I am not a shelter
for fucking losers.

1767
01:09:56,585 --> 01:09:58,795
I told you.

1768
01:09:58,795 --> 01:09:59,295
Come on.

1769
01:09:59,295 --> 01:09:59,935
It's OK.

1770
01:09:59,935 --> 01:10:00,515
It's OK.

1771
01:10:00,515 --> 01:10:01,725
No, get you some fries.

1772
01:10:01,725 --> 01:10:02,762
It's OK.

1773
01:10:02,762 --> 01:10:05,684
It'll be fine.

1774
01:10:05,684 --> 01:10:09,093
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]

1775
01:10:12,015 --> 01:10:12,989
You're, uh--

1776
01:10:15,775 --> 01:10:16,275
Dead?

1777
01:10:18,935 --> 01:10:24,785
Bro, my twin brother is dead
and your socky killed him.

1778
01:10:24,785 --> 01:10:27,865
And you both--

1779
01:10:27,865 --> 01:10:31,785
Do you ever hear that
phrase, "Be careful.

1780
01:10:31,785 --> 01:10:33,205
I'm playing Frisbee
with knives"?

1781
01:10:38,045 --> 01:10:41,610
Let's just say you
weren't careful.

1782
01:10:41,610 --> 01:10:47,305
So you're an agent too?

1783
01:10:47,305 --> 01:10:49,175
Real estate agent.

1784
01:10:49,175 --> 01:10:51,940
Hard Homes, "Home is
where the heart is."

1785
01:10:55,105 --> 01:10:59,275
But I dabble in the paranormal
and I always support my brother.

1786
01:10:59,275 --> 01:11:01,645
And I will avenge him.

1787
01:11:01,645 --> 01:11:02,783
I promise.

1788
01:11:02,783 --> 01:11:04,325
Look, we got off
on the wrong foot.

1789
01:11:04,325 --> 01:11:06,855
Let's just go in my office
and we can discuss it.

1790
01:11:06,855 --> 01:11:09,175
So your footwear
can kill me too?

1791
01:11:09,175 --> 01:11:11,275
Not a chance, buddy.

1792
01:11:11,275 --> 01:11:15,383
I will get the both of you
when the time is right.

1793
01:11:15,383 --> 01:11:17,675
And if you think I'm the only
one who knows about this,

1794
01:11:17,675 --> 01:11:19,255
you're wrong.

1795
01:11:19,255 --> 01:11:23,315
There are others just like me.

1796
01:11:23,315 --> 01:11:23,815
Others.

1797
01:11:31,290 --> 01:11:31,790
Others.

1798
01:11:34,867 --> 01:11:36,225
[DOOR OPENS]

1799
01:11:36,225 --> 01:11:38,863
We have to get out of here.

1800
01:11:38,863 --> 01:11:42,125
[MACHINE WHIRRING]

1801
01:11:43,535 --> 01:11:45,435
I see you guys set
up on social media.

1802
01:11:45,435 --> 01:11:46,805
That's good.

1803
01:11:46,805 --> 01:11:49,035
Now, I need you to
set every request.

1804
01:11:49,035 --> 01:11:51,105
Got it.

1805
01:11:51,105 --> 01:11:53,125
I am so sick of this place.

1806
01:11:53,125 --> 01:11:54,235
I got to get out of here.

1807
01:11:54,235 --> 01:11:55,225
It's like a tomb.

1808
01:11:55,225 --> 01:11:57,285
I'm just ready to live again.

1809
01:11:57,285 --> 01:11:58,125
I love that.

1810
01:11:58,125 --> 01:12:00,075
I'm going to write it down.

1811
01:12:00,075 --> 01:12:04,425
It is going to be your
People's magazine cover title.

1812
01:12:04,425 --> 01:12:06,218
I'm ready to live again.

1813
01:12:06,218 --> 01:12:08,535
[LAUGHS]

1814
01:12:08,535 --> 01:12:13,785
By the way, when you get
here, don't fuck them.

1815
01:12:13,785 --> 01:12:14,835
Oh, my God.

1816
01:12:14,835 --> 01:12:15,775
I'm just kidding.

1817
01:12:15,775 --> 01:12:16,935
You can fuck them.

1818
01:12:16,935 --> 01:12:18,715
Now, back to work.

1819
01:12:18,715 --> 01:12:20,895
I'm going to have People
Magazine print out

1820
01:12:20,895 --> 01:12:23,685
your cover story after you're
done with your apology tour.

1821
01:12:23,685 --> 01:12:25,045
What's an apology tour?

1822
01:12:25,045 --> 01:12:28,125
Look, you do your male
coopers, and we're good.

1823
01:12:28,125 --> 01:12:31,305
I've already got networks lined
up that want to buy the show.

1824
01:12:31,305 --> 01:12:32,835
OK, great.

1825
01:12:32,835 --> 01:12:36,945
It's going to take some
time, but we'll get in there.

1826
01:12:36,945 --> 01:12:39,375
Pete, pick that up.

1827
01:12:43,659 --> 01:12:44,755
Yeah.

1828
01:12:44,755 --> 01:12:46,615
Can you do that?

1829
01:12:46,615 --> 01:12:49,045
Now you're going to
tell me how to do my job?

1830
01:12:49,045 --> 01:12:49,615
Ah, no.

1831
01:12:49,615 --> 01:12:51,905
Then shut up and listen.

1832
01:12:51,905 --> 01:12:54,285
You ready for the
next step, my friend?

1833
01:12:54,285 --> 01:12:55,855
Yeah, I am.

1834
01:12:55,855 --> 01:12:57,965
And hey, I'm sorry about Randy.

1835
01:12:57,965 --> 01:12:59,045
That must be hard.

1836
01:12:59,045 --> 01:13:01,045
People leave
managers all the time.

1837
01:13:01,045 --> 01:13:03,262
But he-- he's dead.

1838
01:13:03,262 --> 01:13:04,595
I thought you guys were friends.

1839
01:13:04,595 --> 01:13:07,285
Everyone knows he was
a prick and dumb as shit.

1840
01:13:07,285 --> 01:13:12,145
Or at least that's what he needs
to be now for our purposes.

1841
01:13:12,145 --> 01:13:14,365
You're the real deal, Vegas.

1842
01:13:14,365 --> 01:13:16,315
I like you a lot.

1843
01:13:16,315 --> 01:13:17,825
You were the heart of that show.

1844
01:13:17,825 --> 01:13:20,030
And everyone knows it.

1845
01:13:20,030 --> 01:13:20,615
Yeah.

1846
01:13:20,615 --> 01:13:21,995
Well, OK.

1847
01:13:21,995 --> 01:13:24,235
Look, I got to bounce.

1848
01:13:24,235 --> 01:13:26,485
But enjoy your new wheels.

1849
01:13:26,485 --> 01:13:28,505
Your new agents
wanted you to know

1850
01:13:28,505 --> 01:13:32,405
how committed they are to you.

1851
01:13:32,405 --> 01:13:33,435
Love it.

1852
01:13:33,435 --> 01:13:35,230
Team Vegas.

1853
01:13:35,230 --> 01:13:37,175
So exciting.

1854
01:13:37,175 --> 01:13:39,065
Go, V. Win.

1855
01:13:39,065 --> 01:13:40,395
V is for Vegas.

1856
01:13:40,395 --> 01:13:42,845
And then win is for Win--

1857
01:13:42,845 --> 01:13:43,805
Winters.

1858
01:13:43,805 --> 01:13:45,435
Look, get out of here.

1859
01:13:45,435 --> 01:13:49,835
You cute as fuck, you tease.

1860
01:13:49,835 --> 01:13:51,585
Me and you, now.

1861
01:13:59,295 --> 01:14:00,611
Text from Nila.

1862
01:14:00,611 --> 01:14:02,355
[CHUCKLES]

1863
01:14:02,355 --> 01:14:03,635
"Can we please talk?

1864
01:14:03,635 --> 01:14:06,315
I'm leaving town in a couple of
days and I would like to see you

1865
01:14:06,315 --> 01:14:10,077
just one more time, please."

1866
01:14:10,077 --> 01:14:10,955
[SQUEAKS]

1867
01:14:10,955 --> 01:14:12,645
Don't give me that.

1868
01:14:12,645 --> 01:14:14,255
She broke my heart.

1869
01:14:14,255 --> 01:14:15,495
I can't trust her.

1870
01:14:26,231 --> 01:14:27,695
[THUD]

1871
01:14:33,095 --> 01:14:35,115
Hey.

1872
01:14:35,115 --> 01:14:37,485
We said no drinking in here.

1873
01:14:37,485 --> 01:14:38,185
Yes.

1874
01:14:38,185 --> 01:14:38,793
That's right.

1875
01:14:38,793 --> 01:14:39,960
That's-- that's a good rule.

1876
01:14:39,960 --> 01:14:40,752
I'll tell you what.

1877
01:14:40,752 --> 01:14:42,763
Let me finish this one
and then we'll do it.

1878
01:14:42,763 --> 01:14:43,555
Hey, do me a favor.

1879
01:14:43,555 --> 01:14:46,055
Hand me the wrench.

1880
01:14:46,055 --> 01:14:47,435
I want to finish this in here.

1881
01:14:47,435 --> 01:14:47,935
Hey.

1882
01:14:47,935 --> 01:14:49,585
[THUMP]

1883
01:14:49,585 --> 01:14:50,085
No.

1884
01:14:50,085 --> 01:14:52,645
I said no drinking in here now.

1885
01:14:58,355 --> 01:14:59,855
What's the matter with you?

1886
01:14:59,855 --> 01:15:03,435
I have asked you repeatedly
not to drink in here

1887
01:15:03,435 --> 01:15:05,415
and you just
casually dismiss me.

1888
01:15:05,415 --> 01:15:08,655
And I'm not going to let
you push me around anymore.

1889
01:15:08,655 --> 01:15:10,800
Push you around?

1890
01:15:10,800 --> 01:15:11,925
What are you talking about?

1891
01:15:11,925 --> 01:15:14,385
I-- I tried to be more
than a partner to you.

1892
01:15:14,385 --> 01:15:15,525
I tried to be your friend.

1893
01:15:15,525 --> 01:15:16,235
Yes.

1894
01:15:16,235 --> 01:15:21,495
You've been a great
friend when I'm depressed.

1895
01:15:21,495 --> 01:15:22,835
Excuse me?

1896
01:15:22,835 --> 01:15:28,545
You were able to be my friend
when I was a loser like you

1897
01:15:28,545 --> 01:15:30,375
because that's the
way you like me.

1898
01:15:30,375 --> 01:15:33,185
Lonely, sad, miserable.

1899
01:15:33,185 --> 01:15:36,795
But then, good things
started to happen for me.

1900
01:15:36,795 --> 01:15:38,205
I got a career.

1901
01:15:38,205 --> 01:15:39,525
I got a girlfriend.

1902
01:15:39,525 --> 01:15:43,685
And then suddenly, you
turned into an asshole.

1903
01:15:43,685 --> 01:15:44,825
How so?

1904
01:15:44,825 --> 01:15:47,685
You told your AA
meeting about Crust.

1905
01:15:47,685 --> 01:15:50,055
You stormed out of the
Randy Roberts meeting.

1906
01:15:50,055 --> 01:15:53,175
He was being a dick
and you know that.

1907
01:15:53,175 --> 01:15:55,095
That's not the point.

1908
01:15:55,095 --> 01:15:58,985
You hated it because that was
going to lead me to success.

1909
01:15:58,985 --> 01:15:59,645
OK.

1910
01:15:59,645 --> 01:16:00,765
It doesn't make any sense.

1911
01:16:00,765 --> 01:16:03,215
Oh, please let's not
forget the most ultimate

1912
01:16:03,215 --> 01:16:04,395
fuck you of all.

1913
01:16:04,395 --> 01:16:07,595
Making sure that I saw
Nila's secret social media

1914
01:16:07,595 --> 01:16:11,605
account so we would fucking
get mad and break up.

1915
01:16:11,605 --> 01:16:13,258
That's so fucking stupid.

1916
01:16:13,258 --> 01:16:14,925
How would I have known
what was in that?

1917
01:16:14,925 --> 01:16:15,550
You did know.

1918
01:16:15,550 --> 01:16:16,325
I didn't know.

1919
01:16:16,325 --> 01:16:18,145
You fucking knew it
and you planned it.

1920
01:16:18,145 --> 01:16:19,545
I didn't know it.

1921
01:16:19,545 --> 01:16:24,705
The fact of the matter is you
hated me becoming successful.

1922
01:16:24,705 --> 01:16:25,205
Why?

1923
01:16:25,205 --> 01:16:27,485
Because it made you
look in the mirror

1924
01:16:27,485 --> 01:16:32,780
and see that you didn't fucking
move an inch since Dana died.

1925
01:16:32,780 --> 01:16:34,865
You are lost.

1926
01:16:34,865 --> 01:16:38,020
I'm getting out of here and
you are stuck here forever.

1927
01:16:45,965 --> 01:16:46,465
OK.

1928
01:16:46,465 --> 01:16:47,080
I'm going to--

1929
01:16:47,080 --> 01:16:49,205
I'm going to explain to
you what's going to happen.

1930
01:16:49,205 --> 01:16:51,235
Oh, can't wait.

1931
01:16:51,235 --> 01:16:53,855
I'm going to finish this beer.

1932
01:16:53,855 --> 01:16:55,925
And then I'm going
to fix this machine.

1933
01:16:55,925 --> 01:16:58,270
And then I'm going to go.

1934
01:17:14,679 --> 01:17:15,675
[THUMP]

1935
01:17:15,675 --> 01:17:17,155
That's it?

1936
01:17:17,155 --> 01:17:19,045
You got nothing else to say?

1937
01:17:19,045 --> 01:17:20,705
I don't talk to crazy.

1938
01:17:20,705 --> 01:17:21,925
I wait till it passes.

1939
01:17:21,925 --> 01:17:23,355
Crazy?

1940
01:17:23,355 --> 01:17:24,855
I'll show you what
happens to people

1941
01:17:24,855 --> 01:17:28,585
who call me fucking crazy.

1942
01:17:28,585 --> 01:17:30,019
Jesus Christ.

1943
01:17:35,955 --> 01:17:38,135
Crust, did you
hear all the yelling?

1944
01:17:38,135 --> 01:17:39,005
Did you hear it?

1945
01:17:39,005 --> 01:17:39,838
Russ is going crazy.

1946
01:17:39,838 --> 01:17:41,588
He's threatening me
and he said he's going

1947
01:17:41,588 --> 01:17:43,005
to tell Agent Bynes about you.

1948
01:17:43,005 --> 01:17:44,735
[GROWLS]

1949
01:17:44,735 --> 01:17:48,165
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]

1950
01:17:51,168 --> 01:17:52,085
RUSS: What's going on?

1951
01:17:52,085 --> 01:17:53,065
No, stop it.

1952
01:17:53,065 --> 01:17:54,077
Oh, God.

1953
01:17:54,077 --> 01:17:54,577
No.

1954
01:17:54,577 --> 01:17:56,147
Oh, my God.

1955
01:17:56,147 --> 01:17:56,647
No.

1956
01:17:56,647 --> 01:17:58,575
Vegas, help me.

1957
01:17:58,575 --> 01:17:59,476
Vegas.

1958
01:17:59,476 --> 01:18:00,438
Vegas.

1959
01:18:00,438 --> 01:18:02,745
[SCREAMS]

1960
01:18:02,745 --> 01:18:03,245
OK.

1961
01:18:03,245 --> 01:18:04,051
OK.

1962
01:18:04,051 --> 01:18:04,835
Crust, stop.

1963
01:18:04,835 --> 01:18:05,335
Stop.

1964
01:18:05,335 --> 01:18:05,835
Stop.

1965
01:18:05,835 --> 01:18:06,405
I got you.

1966
01:18:06,405 --> 01:18:07,245
It's OK.

1967
01:18:07,245 --> 01:18:09,945
Here, put this on there.

1968
01:18:09,945 --> 01:18:10,935
Here you go.

1969
01:18:10,935 --> 01:18:11,550
Here you go.

1970
01:18:11,550 --> 01:18:13,845
[SCREAMS]

1971
01:18:13,845 --> 01:18:14,625
Now listen, Russ.

1972
01:18:14,625 --> 01:18:15,312
We're done.

1973
01:18:15,312 --> 01:18:17,395
Sell this place and I never
want to see you again.

1974
01:18:17,395 --> 01:18:18,812
That thing could
have killed me.

1975
01:18:18,812 --> 01:18:20,365
I know, but I stopped him.

1976
01:18:20,365 --> 01:18:21,275
Now go to a hospital.

1977
01:18:21,275 --> 01:18:21,855
Start a new life.

1978
01:18:21,855 --> 01:18:23,645
And find another loser
to glom on to you.

1979
01:18:23,645 --> 01:18:24,145
You hear me?

1980
01:18:24,145 --> 01:18:25,035
Get out of here.

1981
01:18:25,035 --> 01:18:25,735
Now.

1982
01:18:25,735 --> 01:18:26,745
[SCREAMS]

1983
01:18:26,745 --> 01:18:27,975
OK.

1984
01:18:27,975 --> 01:18:28,995
OK.

1985
01:18:28,995 --> 01:18:30,735
I'll go.

1986
01:18:30,735 --> 01:18:33,255
Let me tell you something.

1987
01:18:33,255 --> 01:18:35,385
I believed in you.

1988
01:18:35,385 --> 01:18:38,725
And Paul, you got
to surround yourself

1989
01:18:38,725 --> 01:18:40,410
with people who believe in you.

1990
01:18:43,595 --> 01:18:44,585
Wait.

1991
01:18:44,585 --> 01:18:46,115
You know what?

1992
01:18:46,115 --> 01:18:48,175
You're just a fucking asshole.

1993
01:18:48,175 --> 01:18:49,385
Fuck it.

1994
01:18:49,385 --> 01:18:50,900
Fuck you.

1995
01:18:50,900 --> 01:18:51,595
Fucking Vegas.

1996
01:18:54,445 --> 01:18:56,345
[THUD]

1997
01:18:56,345 --> 01:18:57,295
[SIGHS]

1998
01:18:57,295 --> 01:19:00,425
Just saw your friend
Russ stumble out of here.

1999
01:19:00,425 --> 01:19:01,870
Everything OK?

2000
01:19:01,870 --> 01:19:03,235
Oh, yeah, yeah.

2001
01:19:03,235 --> 01:19:05,465
He's drunk again.

2002
01:19:05,465 --> 01:19:06,665
Really?

2003
01:19:06,665 --> 01:19:07,965
He seemed pretty upset.

2004
01:19:07,965 --> 01:19:10,235
He was holding a
bag to his chest.

2005
01:19:10,235 --> 01:19:13,895
Was that blood I saw on there?

2006
01:19:13,895 --> 01:19:14,395
No.

2007
01:19:14,395 --> 01:19:16,605
No, it was just beer.

2008
01:19:16,605 --> 01:19:18,405
Yeah, right.

2009
01:19:18,405 --> 01:19:19,800
[CHUCKLES]

2010
01:19:19,800 --> 01:19:21,747
He is a drunk, you know.

2011
01:19:21,747 --> 01:19:24,960
[LAUGHS]

2012
01:19:24,960 --> 01:19:26,450
They spill a lot.

2013
01:19:29,815 --> 01:19:30,895
Ah, hey, hey.

2014
01:19:30,895 --> 01:19:32,075
I'm not feeling well.

2015
01:19:32,075 --> 01:19:32,870
We're closed.

2016
01:19:39,163 --> 01:19:42,621
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]

2017
01:19:58,945 --> 01:20:01,595
Look, it's static electricity.

2018
01:20:01,595 --> 01:20:03,575
Interesting.

2019
01:20:03,575 --> 01:20:04,915
It happens all the time.

2020
01:20:07,810 --> 01:20:08,310
Maybe.

2021
01:20:11,185 --> 01:20:11,685
Maybe.

2022
01:20:18,977 --> 01:20:19,477
Maybe.

2023
01:20:29,245 --> 01:20:31,885
You're going to
love Tinseltown.

2024
01:20:31,885 --> 01:20:35,615
It's so sunny and there's
palm trees everywhere.

2025
01:20:40,885 --> 01:20:43,715
It's Nila again.

2026
01:20:43,715 --> 01:20:45,080
Should I listen?

2027
01:20:45,080 --> 01:20:47,335
[GROWLS]

2028
01:20:47,335 --> 01:20:47,835
OK.

2029
01:20:50,440 --> 01:20:52,065
NILA (ON VOICEMAIL):
Hey, I just wanted

2030
01:20:52,065 --> 01:20:54,835
to say that you don't
have to worry about me.

2031
01:20:54,835 --> 01:20:56,595
I'm leaving town.

2032
01:20:56,595 --> 01:21:00,823
And I won't tell anyone
about your new friend.

2033
01:21:00,823 --> 01:21:02,257
Bye, Paul.

2034
01:21:02,257 --> 01:21:03,275
I'll miss you.

2035
01:21:07,259 --> 01:21:10,745
[GROWLS]

2036
01:21:16,721 --> 01:21:20,207
[SOFT MUSIC]

2037
01:21:59,051 --> 01:22:02,537
[GROWLS]

2038
01:22:04,535 --> 01:22:05,555
I know, buddy.

2039
01:22:05,555 --> 01:22:08,505
It's just--

2040
01:22:08,505 --> 01:22:11,475
[SIGHS]

2041
01:22:11,475 --> 01:22:14,940
[GROWLS]

2042
01:22:19,415 --> 01:22:20,025
Hey, Nila.

2043
01:22:23,275 --> 01:22:24,025
Can you come over?

2044
01:22:26,790 --> 01:22:29,760
[GROWLS]

2045
01:22:29,760 --> 01:22:33,225
[MACHINE WHIRRING]

2046
01:22:46,755 --> 01:22:47,655
I missed you.

2047
01:22:47,655 --> 01:22:50,355
I missed you too.

2048
01:22:50,355 --> 01:22:51,185
I'm so sorry.

2049
01:22:54,205 --> 01:22:56,297
I was going to tell you
about my past, I swear.

2050
01:22:58,949 --> 01:23:00,095
[SIGHS]

2051
01:23:00,095 --> 01:23:04,345
I wanted to tell you that
I was lost just like you.

2052
01:23:04,345 --> 01:23:07,795
And I wanted to tell you that
my obsession with-- with fame

2053
01:23:07,795 --> 01:23:09,055
was my escape.

2054
01:23:09,055 --> 01:23:10,605
Just like the
laundromats' yours.

2055
01:23:13,155 --> 01:23:17,715
I want you to have the best
life with or without me.

2056
01:23:17,715 --> 01:23:19,280
I want you if you'll have me.

2057
01:23:23,805 --> 01:23:25,745
I love you and I always will.

2058
01:23:30,035 --> 01:23:32,035
[LAUGHS]

2059
01:23:32,035 --> 01:23:34,645
Come here, you.

2060
01:23:34,645 --> 01:23:35,345
Take me.

2061
01:23:48,818 --> 01:23:51,313
Shut up.

2062
01:23:51,313 --> 01:23:54,307
[GROWLS]

2063
01:23:54,307 --> 01:23:56,802
Um.

2064
01:23:56,802 --> 01:23:57,335
Oh.

2065
01:23:57,335 --> 01:23:58,665
Hey, buddy.

2066
01:23:58,665 --> 01:24:00,005
Um.

2067
01:24:00,005 --> 01:24:02,235
We just need to hang out
in here for a little while.

2068
01:24:02,235 --> 01:24:05,885
Can you please go
hang on the dryer

2069
01:24:05,885 --> 01:24:09,155
for a second, please Crust?

2070
01:24:09,155 --> 01:24:11,025
[GROWLS]

2071
01:24:11,025 --> 01:24:12,975
Thanks, buddy.

2072
01:24:12,975 --> 01:24:15,115
I hope you're not
on a short cycle.

2073
01:24:15,115 --> 01:24:15,795
[KISS]

2074
01:24:15,795 --> 01:24:16,545
I'll do my best.

2075
01:24:16,545 --> 01:24:19,691
[CHUCKLES]

2076
01:24:21,603 --> 01:24:24,949
[GROWLS]

2077
01:24:25,915 --> 01:24:27,155
God, I missed you.

2078
01:24:27,155 --> 01:24:28,565
Ah, me too.

2079
01:24:28,565 --> 01:24:31,635
But hey, that is in our past.

2080
01:24:31,635 --> 01:24:32,985
Let's talk about our future.

2081
01:24:32,985 --> 01:24:33,605
[LAUGHS]

2082
01:24:33,605 --> 01:24:34,886
OK.

2083
01:24:34,886 --> 01:24:40,845
In a couple of days, you,
me, and Crust will head West

2084
01:24:40,845 --> 01:24:44,915
and we will get a
two-bedroom apartment.

2085
01:24:44,915 --> 01:24:51,505
The other bedroom will be
a studio for your painting.

2086
01:24:51,505 --> 01:24:54,165
And then--

2087
01:24:54,165 --> 01:24:55,165
Yeah?

2088
01:24:55,165 --> 01:24:57,605
--we're gonna get married.

2089
01:24:57,605 --> 01:24:59,230
And then we're going
to start a family.

2090
01:25:02,150 --> 01:25:05,645
[SIGHS]

2091
01:25:05,645 --> 01:25:08,205
I love it.

2092
01:25:08,205 --> 01:25:11,565
[KISS]

2093
01:25:16,845 --> 01:25:18,955
But.

2094
01:25:18,955 --> 01:25:19,500
But what?

2095
01:25:22,465 --> 01:25:24,225
Does Crust really
have to come?

2096
01:25:24,225 --> 01:25:26,555
What do you mean?

2097
01:25:26,555 --> 01:25:29,105
He's part of me.

2098
01:25:29,105 --> 01:25:31,745
That's not true, baby.

2099
01:25:31,745 --> 01:25:34,935
I think he was helpful to
you during your depression.

2100
01:25:34,935 --> 01:25:36,755
I mean, he gave you
a sense of power

2101
01:25:36,755 --> 01:25:39,475
when you felt the
most powerless.

2102
01:25:39,475 --> 01:25:44,785
People come into our lives for
a reason, a season, or forever.

2103
01:25:44,785 --> 01:25:47,705
You and me are forever.

2104
01:25:47,705 --> 01:25:50,295
Do you really think
Crust should be?

2105
01:25:50,295 --> 01:25:54,595
I mean, what if in the
future we have kids

2106
01:25:54,595 --> 01:25:56,515
and you get mad at
them or they fight you

2107
01:25:56,515 --> 01:25:58,985
when they're teenagers?

2108
01:25:58,985 --> 01:26:01,005
You don't know what
he's capable of.

2109
01:26:05,172 --> 01:26:06,255
I never thought of that.

2110
01:26:11,350 --> 01:26:11,850
What?

2111
01:26:19,635 --> 01:26:23,405
I love that he
was there for you.

2112
01:26:23,405 --> 01:26:26,705
He got rid of all the
assholes in your life, though.

2113
01:26:26,705 --> 01:26:28,992
I could have really used
Crust some junior high

2114
01:26:28,992 --> 01:26:31,575
when all those country chicks
used to beat the shit out of me.

2115
01:26:34,568 --> 01:26:35,735
But no one needs it forever.

2116
01:26:39,970 --> 01:26:40,595
You're right.

2117
01:26:52,065 --> 01:26:55,535
So how do we get rid of him?

2118
01:26:55,535 --> 01:26:57,595
I know exactly what to do.

2119
01:26:57,595 --> 01:26:59,565
I-- I don't want
to talk about it.

2120
01:26:59,565 --> 01:27:00,955
I just want to hold you.

2121
01:27:00,955 --> 01:27:02,805
OK.

2122
01:27:02,805 --> 01:27:03,785
[SIGHS]

2123
01:27:03,785 --> 01:27:06,995
I love you.

2124
01:27:06,995 --> 01:27:10,445
I love you too.

2125
01:27:10,445 --> 01:27:13,833
[KISS]

2126
01:27:16,265 --> 01:27:16,765
I'm sorry.

2127
01:27:21,285 --> 01:27:21,835
Me too.

2128
01:27:29,345 --> 01:27:31,720
LINDSEY (ON VOICEMAIL): I'm
glad you're getting in shape.

2129
01:27:31,720 --> 01:27:35,935
Now, you're all set with
Tinseltown tonight for tomorrow.

2130
01:27:35,935 --> 01:27:38,345
B-T-dubs, I'll send
you some new clothes.

2131
01:27:38,345 --> 01:27:39,315
I'm out.

2132
01:27:39,315 --> 01:27:40,775
I know, Crust.

2133
01:27:40,775 --> 01:27:41,885
I'm excited too.

2134
01:27:41,885 --> 01:27:44,705
[GROWLS]

2135
01:27:44,705 --> 01:27:45,705
Excuse me, buddy.

2136
01:27:54,465 --> 01:27:56,230
I think I look pretty good.

2137
01:27:56,230 --> 01:27:59,695
[GROWLS]

2138
01:28:06,125 --> 01:28:06,625
Yeah.

2139
01:28:09,595 --> 01:28:11,087
What do you think?

2140
01:28:11,087 --> 01:28:12,385
[GROWLS]

2141
01:28:12,385 --> 01:28:14,636
Thanks, Crust.

2142
01:28:14,636 --> 01:28:18,115
[LIGHT MUSIC]

2143
01:28:42,965 --> 01:28:46,444
[HEAVY BREATHING]

2144
01:28:51,935 --> 01:28:57,797
And mainly, I just
want to make sure

2145
01:28:57,797 --> 01:29:00,415
that I didn't hurt the kids.

2146
01:29:00,415 --> 01:29:01,905
You know?

2147
01:29:01,905 --> 01:29:03,705
They're so innocent.

2148
01:29:03,705 --> 01:29:07,445
I mean, they watch our show
to escape this harsh world.

2149
01:29:07,445 --> 01:29:14,192
And if I have tainted the memory
of our show to just one of them,

2150
01:29:14,192 --> 01:29:15,275
I'll never forgive myself.

2151
01:29:17,975 --> 01:29:20,615
I'm just so sorry.

2152
01:29:20,615 --> 01:29:24,320
You are so sweet.

2153
01:29:24,320 --> 01:29:25,035
Yeah.

2154
01:29:25,035 --> 01:29:27,225
I couldn't agree more.

2155
01:29:27,225 --> 01:29:28,555
So enough of that.

2156
01:29:28,555 --> 01:29:30,795
When do we get to
see you in person?

2157
01:29:30,795 --> 01:29:32,035
Very soon, actually.

2158
01:29:32,035 --> 01:29:36,405
Let's be all
Tinseltownian, "do lunch."

2159
01:29:36,405 --> 01:29:37,435
That'd be nice.

2160
01:29:37,435 --> 01:29:39,205
Hey, on me, buddy.

2161
01:29:39,205 --> 01:29:43,575
Well, thank you
both very much.

2162
01:29:43,575 --> 01:29:44,425
Bye, sweetie.

2163
01:29:44,425 --> 01:29:46,680
Bye, buddy.

2164
01:29:46,680 --> 01:29:48,925
Salt of the Earth type
of character, isn't he?

2165
01:29:48,925 --> 01:29:49,765
Such a nice guy.

2166
01:29:49,765 --> 01:29:51,495
I can't believe people are
giving him such a hard time.

2167
01:29:51,495 --> 01:29:52,405
He's genuine.

2168
01:29:52,405 --> 01:29:54,267
He feels for the children.

2169
01:29:54,267 --> 01:29:55,975
God, People are
giving him a hard time.

2170
01:29:55,975 --> 01:29:56,415
Trash.

2171
01:29:56,415 --> 01:29:56,905
Trash.

2172
01:29:56,905 --> 01:29:57,405
Trash.

2173
01:29:57,405 --> 01:29:58,483
Trash.

2174
01:29:58,483 --> 01:30:00,971
[THUD]

2175
01:30:00,971 --> 01:30:01,471
[GROWLS]

2176
01:30:01,471 --> 01:30:03,809
Oh, hey, Crust.

2177
01:30:03,809 --> 01:30:06,119
[SAD MUSIC]

2178
01:30:06,119 --> 01:30:07,365
[GROWLS]

2179
01:30:07,365 --> 01:30:09,995
Vegas.

2180
01:30:09,995 --> 01:30:12,855
Crust.

2181
01:30:12,855 --> 01:30:14,565
Nila.

2182
01:30:14,565 --> 01:30:17,085
You're right.

2183
01:30:17,085 --> 01:30:19,205
We're a family.

2184
01:30:19,205 --> 01:30:22,285
We are.

2185
01:30:22,285 --> 01:30:25,785
[CLANK]

2186
01:30:46,285 --> 01:30:49,785
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]

2187
01:30:53,785 --> 01:30:57,285
[GROWLS]

2188
01:30:57,285 --> 01:30:59,865
I'm so sorry.

2189
01:30:59,865 --> 01:31:03,025
You deserve a good life.

2190
01:31:03,025 --> 01:31:04,595
Come here, you
fucking asshole.

2191
01:31:04,595 --> 01:31:05,095
Nila.

2192
01:31:05,095 --> 01:31:06,821
No, come here now.

2193
01:31:06,821 --> 01:31:08,680
[GROWLS]

2194
01:31:08,680 --> 01:31:09,555
What are you doing?

2195
01:31:09,555 --> 01:31:10,755
What's the matter?

2196
01:31:10,755 --> 01:31:12,509
Nila, stop.

2197
01:31:12,509 --> 01:31:15,897
[GROWLS]

2198
01:31:19,925 --> 01:31:20,879
Now.

2199
01:31:20,879 --> 01:31:22,855
[GROWLS]

2200
01:31:22,855 --> 01:31:25,325
[TINKLING]

2201
01:31:25,325 --> 01:31:28,783
[GROWLS]

2202
01:31:30,259 --> 01:31:30,759
Shit.

2203
01:31:30,759 --> 01:31:32,255
It's-- it's-- it's not working.

2204
01:31:32,255 --> 01:31:33,815
What's happening, Paul?

2205
01:31:33,815 --> 01:31:38,595
Nothing's happening to Crust.

2206
01:31:38,595 --> 01:31:41,125
These are coconut flakes.

2207
01:31:41,125 --> 01:31:41,865
What?

2208
01:31:41,865 --> 01:31:42,365
No.

2209
01:31:42,365 --> 01:31:43,815
No, please help me, Paul.

2210
01:31:43,815 --> 01:31:44,315
Please.

2211
01:31:44,315 --> 01:31:46,051
It's not Paul.

2212
01:31:46,051 --> 01:31:48,531
It's Vegas.

2213
01:31:48,531 --> 01:31:52,003
[SCREAMS]

2214
01:31:53,491 --> 01:31:56,963
[GROWLS]

2215
01:31:58,947 --> 01:32:00,735
Crust the lights aren't working.

2216
01:32:00,735 --> 01:32:03,035
Why not work on the hands?

2217
01:32:03,035 --> 01:32:05,302
The one that would have
worn my wedding ring.

2218
01:32:05,302 --> 01:32:08,711
[SCREAMS]

2219
01:32:11,101 --> 01:32:12,475
Why are you doing this?

2220
01:32:12,475 --> 01:32:13,695
I love you.

2221
01:32:13,695 --> 01:32:16,165
Because I gave you a second
chance and you blew it.

2222
01:32:16,165 --> 01:32:16,845
How?

2223
01:32:16,845 --> 01:32:20,115
You're insane.

2224
01:32:20,115 --> 01:32:23,175
When I asked about our
future, you talked about one

2225
01:32:23,175 --> 01:32:24,645
without Crust.

2226
01:32:24,645 --> 01:32:26,845
You were only
thinking of yourself

2227
01:32:26,845 --> 01:32:29,155
and you didn't want to
share me with anyone.

2228
01:32:29,155 --> 01:32:30,723
Even our kids.

2229
01:32:30,723 --> 01:32:31,765
What are you going to do?

2230
01:32:31,765 --> 01:32:34,425
Get rid of them too?

2231
01:32:34,425 --> 01:32:37,265
I don't know what
you're capable of.

2232
01:32:37,265 --> 01:32:41,285
And unlike you, when I ask
Crust about our future,

2233
01:32:41,285 --> 01:32:43,095
he wanted us all to be happy.

2234
01:32:43,095 --> 01:32:44,975
He wanted us all to be together.

2235
01:32:44,975 --> 01:32:46,605
Even our fucking kids.

2236
01:32:46,605 --> 01:32:49,205
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]

2237
01:32:49,205 --> 01:32:51,215
He loves me more than you do.

2238
01:32:51,215 --> 01:32:54,999
He loves me more than you can.

2239
01:32:54,999 --> 01:32:56,415
[SIGHS]

2240
01:32:56,415 --> 01:32:59,535
And I know what
I want now, Nila.

2241
01:32:59,535 --> 01:33:01,845
It's not love.

2242
01:33:01,845 --> 01:33:04,095
It's power.

2243
01:33:04,095 --> 01:33:05,720
Crust knows that.

2244
01:33:09,095 --> 01:33:14,833
Because in the
end, love is easy.

2245
01:33:14,833 --> 01:33:18,165
[SOBBING]

2246
01:33:21,505 --> 01:33:22,530
Power is hard.

2247
01:33:26,305 --> 01:33:28,065
Who's the shitty actor now?

2248
01:33:30,730 --> 01:33:31,655
Large target.

2249
01:33:31,655 --> 01:33:34,135
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]

2250
01:33:34,135 --> 01:33:37,607
[GROWLS]

2251
01:33:41,079 --> 01:33:44,547
[SCREAMS]

2252
01:33:45,047 --> 01:33:48,519
[ORCHESTRAL MUSIC]

2253
01:33:56,951 --> 01:33:59,985
He is so hard to pin down.

2254
01:33:59,985 --> 01:34:01,495
Vegas is disgusting.

2255
01:34:01,495 --> 01:34:02,927
Period.

2256
01:34:02,927 --> 01:34:06,399
[CAMERA SHUTTERS]

2257
01:34:25,069 --> 01:34:28,485
[ENGINE REVS]

2258
01:34:39,042 --> 01:34:40,375
We're out of there now, Crust.

2259
01:34:40,375 --> 01:34:41,955
You're good.

2260
01:34:41,955 --> 01:34:42,455
[SQUEAKS]

2261
01:34:42,455 --> 01:34:44,370
You know what I just realized?

2262
01:34:44,370 --> 01:34:47,235
Nila is the first person
that you've devoured.

2263
01:34:47,235 --> 01:34:48,995
That's a woman.

2264
01:34:48,995 --> 01:34:52,721
Now, that makes you a real man.

2265
01:34:52,721 --> 01:34:53,707
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]

2266
01:34:53,707 --> 01:34:57,158
[GROWLS]

2267
01:35:07,900 --> 01:35:09,483
[LMO-415, "LOVE IS
EASY"] Love is easy

2268
01:35:09,483 --> 01:35:10,475
Power's hard

2269
01:35:10,475 --> 01:35:13,295
'Bout to show you motherfuckers
who's up in charge

2270
01:35:13,295 --> 01:35:14,525
I hustled hard

2271
01:35:14,525 --> 01:35:15,695
I get my bread

2272
01:35:15,695 --> 01:35:18,750
Get in my way, you
will end up dead

2273
01:35:18,750 --> 01:35:20,121
Love is easy

2274
01:35:20,121 --> 01:35:20,975
Power's hard

2275
01:35:20,975 --> 01:35:23,835
'Bout to show you motherfuckers
who's up in charge.

2276
01:35:23,835 --> 01:35:25,065
I hustled hard

2277
01:35:25,065 --> 01:35:26,205
I get my bread

2278
01:35:26,205 --> 01:35:28,905
Get in my way,
you'll end up dead

2279
01:35:28,905 --> 01:35:30,325
On the edge of a cliff

2280
01:35:30,325 --> 01:35:31,585
You stepped on my hand

2281
01:35:31,585 --> 01:35:34,345
Left for dead in the
sand in treacherous lands

2282
01:35:34,345 --> 01:35:35,575
Left me bleeding

2283
01:35:35,575 --> 01:35:37,185
You could hear me screaming

2284
01:35:37,185 --> 01:35:39,715
Pulled on my neck, I
was barely breathing

2285
01:35:39,715 --> 01:35:40,835
Feet to my skull

2286
01:35:40,835 --> 01:35:42,205
I was beat to a pulp

2287
01:35:42,205 --> 01:35:43,475
I tried to find love

2288
01:35:43,475 --> 01:35:47,225
You can see the results

2289
01:35:47,725 --> 01:35:49,795
Come on in.

2290
01:35:49,795 --> 01:35:55,225
I've got a bungalow by the
beach and a brother to avenge.

2291
01:35:55,225 --> 01:35:57,505
And I've got a story to write.

2292
01:35:57,505 --> 01:35:59,165
I'll drive.

2293
01:35:59,165 --> 01:36:01,945
Do you have room for one more?

2294
01:36:01,945 --> 01:36:04,736
He's got to fix this.

2295
01:36:04,736 --> 01:36:06,805
Oh, my god.

2296
01:36:06,805 --> 01:36:08,215
Are those--

2297
01:36:08,215 --> 01:36:08,955
I think so.

2298
01:36:11,845 --> 01:36:12,984
Let's roll.

2299
01:36:12,984 --> 01:36:16,267
[LMO-415, "LOVE IS EASY"]

2300
01:36:18,612 --> 01:36:20,025
Love is easy

2301
01:36:20,025 --> 01:36:21,015
Power's hard

2302
01:36:21,015 --> 01:36:23,865
'Bout to show you motherfuckers
who's up in charge

2303
01:36:23,865 --> 01:36:25,125
I hustled hard

2304
01:36:25,125 --> 01:36:26,265
I get my bread

2305
01:36:26,265 --> 01:36:29,076
Get in my way,
you'll end up dead

2306
01:36:29,076 --> 01:36:30,477
Love is easy

2307
01:36:30,477 --> 01:36:31,515
Power's hard

2308
01:36:31,515 --> 01:36:34,395
'Bout to show you motherfuckers
who's up in charge

2309
01:36:34,395 --> 01:36:35,625
I hustled hard

2310
01:36:35,625 --> 01:36:36,765
I get my bread

2311
01:36:36,765 --> 01:36:39,665
Get in my way, you
will end up dead

2312
01:36:39,665 --> 01:36:42,355
Can't give a sick fade
with a 6-inch switchblade

2313
01:36:42,355 --> 01:36:44,985
My trust was misplaced
to let love dictate

2314
01:36:44,985 --> 01:36:47,365
That was bitch-made
like a litter of puppies

2315
01:36:47,365 --> 01:36:48,643
So fuck this place

2316
01:36:48,643 --> 01:36:49,935
I'm going to live for the money

2317
01:36:49,935 --> 01:36:52,655
Where the fuck were you
when my life was hard?

2318
01:36:52,655 --> 01:36:54,055
I was dying from the start

2319
01:36:54,055 --> 01:36:55,285
Life ripped me apart

2320
01:36:55,285 --> 01:36:56,655
Made me sit in the dark

2321
01:36:56,655 --> 01:36:58,280
Put a split in my heart

2322
01:36:58,280 --> 01:37:00,775
Shattered to pieces
like broken shards

2323
01:37:00,775 --> 01:37:03,175
Laughed at me while I
struggled and toiled

2324
01:37:03,175 --> 01:37:05,845
Now I'm going to war
like it's blood for oil

2325
01:37:05,845 --> 01:37:08,725
Time to live like royal
while I own your soil

2326
01:37:08,725 --> 01:37:11,385
I'm taking your stuff
like a kid who spoiled

2327
01:37:11,385 --> 01:37:12,585
Fuck being loyal

2328
01:37:12,585 --> 01:37:13,755
I want your possessions

2329
01:37:13,755 --> 01:37:14,975
Leave you starving and broke

2330
01:37:14,975 --> 01:37:16,695
Just to send you a message

2331
01:37:16,695 --> 01:37:20,211
Killing my targets
with no exceptions

2332
01:37:20,211 --> 01:37:22,127
Time to learn your lesson

2333
01:37:22,127 --> 01:37:23,275
Love is easy

2334
01:37:23,275 --> 01:37:24,370
Power's hard

2335
01:37:24,370 --> 01:37:26,945
'Bout to show you motherfuckers
who's up in charge

2336
01:37:26,945 --> 01:37:28,375
I hustle hard

2337
01:37:28,375 --> 01:37:29,525
I get my bread

2338
01:37:29,525 --> 01:37:32,516
Get in my way, you
will end up dead

2339
01:37:32,516 --> 01:37:33,915
Love is easy

2340
01:37:33,915 --> 01:37:34,815
Power's hard

2341
01:37:34,815 --> 01:37:37,725
'Bout to show you motherfuckers
who's up in charge

2342
01:37:37,725 --> 01:37:38,985
I hustled hard

2343
01:37:38,985 --> 01:37:40,195
I get my bread

2344
01:37:40,195 --> 01:37:42,955
Get in my way, you
will end up dead

2345
01:37:42,955 --> 01:37:44,510
Love is easy

2346
01:37:44,510 --> 01:37:45,495
Power's hard

2347
01:37:45,495 --> 01:37:48,105
'Bout to show you motherfuckers
who's up in charge

2348
01:37:48,105 --> 01:37:49,505
I hustled hard

2349
01:37:49,505 --> 01:37:50,625
I get my bread

2350
01:37:50,625 --> 01:37:54,906
Get in my way, you
will end up dead

2351
01:37:54,906 --> 01:37:58,245
[GRAYSON LOW, "THE SOCKS"]

2352
01:38:02,075 --> 01:38:09,363
I'm allowed to have as
many socks as I want

2353
01:38:09,363 --> 01:38:12,145
'Cause I'm my own damn person

2354
01:38:12,145 --> 01:38:17,517
And I'll do just what I want

2355
01:38:33,325 --> 01:38:35,305
Stretched out

2356
01:38:35,305 --> 01:38:37,045
Fading out

2357
01:38:37,045 --> 01:38:41,305
I make bad decisions
when I'm by myself

2358
01:38:41,305 --> 01:38:43,105
Lived in

2359
01:38:43,105 --> 01:38:44,950
Wanting

2360
01:38:44,950 --> 01:38:48,725
Afraid of what could happen
and what could have been

2361
01:38:48,725 --> 01:38:49,225
Whoa.

2362
01:38:49,225 --> 01:38:50,598
Feeling like a bleach stain

2363
01:38:50,598 --> 01:38:51,265
Wait a minute.

2364
01:38:51,265 --> 01:38:53,075
Taking up space
where I don't belong

2365
01:38:53,075 --> 01:38:56,155
Where's my other sock?

2366
01:38:56,155 --> 01:39:03,224
And now it kind of seems like
life wasn't seamless all along

2367
01:39:03,224 --> 01:39:10,615
I'm allowed to have as
many socks as I want

2368
01:39:10,615 --> 01:39:13,133
'Cause I'm my own damn person

2369
01:39:13,133 --> 01:39:19,530
And I'll do just what I want

2370
01:39:19,530 --> 01:39:26,005
Left the old ones in
a pile on the floor

2371
01:39:26,005 --> 01:39:32,099
Forming into problems that
I've managed to ignore

2372
01:39:33,563 --> 01:39:36,979
[HUMMING]

2373
01:39:49,205 --> 01:39:52,065
I've been hung out
to dry so many times

2374
01:39:52,065 --> 01:39:56,885
It doesn't hurt when
I stare at the sun

2375
01:39:56,885 --> 01:39:59,235
I've been meaning to come clean

2376
01:39:59,235 --> 01:40:02,135
But it never rolls off my tongue

2377
01:40:02,135 --> 01:40:04,995
So I just shut my mouth

2378
01:40:04,995 --> 01:40:06,825
Feeling like I'm shrunk down

2379
01:40:06,825 --> 01:40:12,405
Finding my place
here on the floor

2380
01:40:12,405 --> 01:40:18,375
And now it really seems like
life ain't so seamless anymore

2381
01:40:18,375 --> 01:40:26,477
So I'm allowed to have
as many socks as I want

2382
01:40:26,477 --> 01:40:29,515
'Cause I'm my own damn person

2383
01:40:29,515 --> 01:40:35,455
And I'll do just what I want

2384
01:40:35,455 --> 01:40:42,145
Left the old ones in
a pile on the floor

2385
01:40:42,145 --> 01:40:49,715
Forming into problems that
I've managed to ignore

2386
01:40:49,715 --> 01:40:57,029
I'm allowed to have as
many socks as I want

2387
01:40:57,029 --> 01:40:59,865
'Cause I'm my own darn person

2388
01:40:59,865 --> 01:41:05,855
And I'll do just as I please

2389
01:41:05,855 --> 01:41:12,605
I left the old ones
in a pile on the floor

2390
01:41:12,605 --> 01:41:19,235
Forming into problems
I can no longer ignore

2391
01:41:21,635 --> 01:41:24,985
[HUMMING]