1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:33,680 --> 00:00:36,720 It's hardly 6 hours since I left. What's up now? 4 00:00:37,800 --> 00:00:42,480 Well, it has no default value, so it can't insert the notification 5 00:00:42,560 --> 00:00:44,200 in the database, so it shows 'error'. 6 00:00:46,400 --> 00:00:50,680 Access the ID field and try e-change 7 00:01:24,400 --> 00:01:28,040 Man, I left the office 6 hours ago, it's down again? 8 00:01:30,600 --> 00:01:33,720 What about a weekend in Bran? 9 00:01:33,800 --> 00:01:36,560 Well, the items are active once uploaded in the FTP. 10 00:02:08,600 --> 00:02:09,600 Yes! 11 00:02:15,680 --> 00:02:16,920 Say, what's the deal? 12 00:02:17,360 --> 00:02:18,960 Then that's the deal. 13 00:02:25,040 --> 00:02:26,280 Bye... Bye-bye. 14 00:02:50,440 --> 00:02:54,560 THE DREAM WEEKEND 15 00:03:02,480 --> 00:03:03,960 You called Alex. And Mariuca. 16 00:03:04,040 --> 00:03:05,680 We can't take your call now, 17 00:03:05,760 --> 00:03:08,600 but leave us a message and we'll get back to you. 18 00:03:11,520 --> 00:03:13,680 I've cooked for you, guys. 19 00:03:13,760 --> 00:03:15,840 When do you come by to pick up your food? 20 00:03:15,920 --> 00:03:17,200 Mum loves you. 21 00:03:17,360 --> 00:03:18,480 Hi, Alex, hello. 22 00:03:18,560 --> 00:03:23,400 You've reached 500 miles top the limit, son, the car needs an urgent overhaul. 23 00:03:23,480 --> 00:03:26,440 No worries, just bring to car to me, I've got you covered. See ya. 24 00:03:27,080 --> 00:03:30,400 Dudes, I have a special offer! It's about the credit refinancing. 25 00:03:30,480 --> 00:03:31,880 Just call me asap. Hugs to you! 26 00:03:47,800 --> 00:03:49,960 Move, asshole! We're fucking jammed here, can't you see? 27 00:03:50,040 --> 00:03:53,440 - Yeah... I'll be right with you... - Hello. Yeah. Did he call you himself? 28 00:03:53,520 --> 00:03:54,520 We are in a traffic jam. 29 00:03:56,000 --> 00:03:57,000 - Have you talked about it? - Ok, we'll talk about it. 30 00:03:57,720 --> 00:03:59,040 - Bye. - Bye-bye. 31 00:03:59,400 --> 00:04:02,480 We'll sort it out when I get there. Man, chill down, I got you. 32 00:04:04,800 --> 00:04:08,320 - Right, bye. - So, what were you saying? 33 00:04:09,880 --> 00:04:11,480 I was saying that we should decide the departure day. 34 00:04:11,560 --> 00:04:13,840 - So I can make the booking. - Errrm... what departure? 35 00:04:13,920 --> 00:04:16,280 One sec please... Yes? 36 00:04:16,600 --> 00:04:19,360 Yeah, that's me. Oh, good morning, what a surprise! 37 00:04:20,240 --> 00:04:22,760 No. I'm not at the office yet, but I'll call you when I get there. 38 00:04:22,840 --> 00:04:26,440 In about 10. Ok? Thank you so much. See ya! 39 00:04:28,080 --> 00:04:29,720 Right. So, what'd you say? 40 00:04:33,720 --> 00:04:34,960 It was you... 41 00:04:35,440 --> 00:04:37,960 Yeah, I was talking about the trip to Bran. 42 00:04:38,040 --> 00:04:39,600 We should decide when we go there so I can book the room... 43 00:04:39,800 --> 00:04:41,240 Hello... Yeah, Bogdan... 44 00:04:43,120 --> 00:04:46,440 We talk when I get there, tell me what's the status of the device? 45 00:04:47,280 --> 00:04:48,280 Mhm, what's on the display? 46 00:04:49,240 --> 00:04:53,360 Then, yeah, I'll fix it when I get there. Bye bye bye. 47 00:04:56,920 --> 00:05:00,120 - So... - Soooo, what about next weekend? 48 00:05:01,000 --> 00:05:02,800 Drive, man, drive! Move! 49 00:05:03,480 --> 00:05:05,440 - What about it? - Fine with you? 50 00:05:07,040 --> 00:05:09,400 Next Saturday could be a nice option... 51 00:05:10,000 --> 00:05:14,280 Sorry... Hi, if there's no emergency, we talk when I make it there, ok? 52 00:05:14,520 --> 00:05:16,160 Yes, yes, sure. Bye! 53 00:05:17,440 --> 00:05:20,600 No, it's not on Saturday, it's Friday, the 15-th, until Sunday, on the 17-th. 54 00:05:22,000 --> 00:05:25,320 Let's make it on Saturday, please, so I can be sure I'm done at the job. 55 00:05:25,400 --> 00:05:29,680 Right, ok, cool. I'll call them for the booking, all right? 56 00:05:30,240 --> 00:05:31,880 Yeah, just call them. 57 00:05:33,360 --> 00:05:34,360 Right. 58 00:05:34,720 --> 00:05:39,120 - Let me see... their phone numb... - Wait, wait! On the 16-th... 59 00:05:39,840 --> 00:05:41,720 We have the meeting with the Dutch guy on the 16-th. 60 00:05:41,800 --> 00:05:43,720 They'll kick my ass if I'm not there. 61 00:05:44,320 --> 00:05:45,680 Oh, gi' me a sec, I forgot to make a call. 62 00:05:52,360 --> 00:05:55,000 It's me, it's Alex, I'm calling about the maintenance issue. 63 00:06:00,600 --> 00:06:02,520 Say again, doc, what shall I do, 'activate'?! 64 00:06:02,920 --> 00:06:04,000 What do you mean? 65 00:06:04,080 --> 00:06:05,080 Ermm... Miss... 66 00:06:06,040 --> 00:06:09,240 - It's Mrs... - Sorry, Mrs. You are perfectly healthy. 67 00:06:09,840 --> 00:06:11,720 Go on vacation, make love to your husband! 68 00:06:11,800 --> 00:06:15,280 Less tension, less coffee and... see you for the first ultrasound test. 69 00:06:15,360 --> 00:06:18,480 I understand, doctor. Thank you. You gave me some great news. 70 00:06:19,680 --> 00:06:23,160 - Kudos, Maria! - Erm, thank you, good bye. 71 00:06:25,240 --> 00:06:26,800 For our most respected colleague.... 72 00:06:26,880 --> 00:06:29,080 Who now plays in a superior league... 73 00:06:29,160 --> 00:06:33,040 - For our new and so young boss... - Whom our company will endorse... 74 00:06:35,520 --> 00:06:39,760 - Kiss my ass and even worse! - Ha! c'mon, girl, don't be a toss! 75 00:06:39,840 --> 00:06:42,640 - Get lost, I'm busy. - Oh, she's busy... 76 00:06:43,240 --> 00:06:44,920 Gee... she's so very busy! 77 00:06:45,000 --> 00:06:47,680 - Yeah, honey. - Yeah, honeeeey. 78 00:06:49,800 --> 00:06:52,120 - Said you'd come up, right?... - You come up? 79 00:06:55,560 --> 00:06:58,320 Shoot, man, I'm over my head here... 80 00:07:01,440 --> 00:07:06,000 Yeah, right, we'll see. Bye. 81 00:07:07,320 --> 00:07:08,320 Bye... 82 00:07:16,920 --> 00:07:18,480 Your spermiogram came out great. 83 00:07:18,720 --> 00:07:22,720 Try to reduce the amount of tension. Get some rest, take a leave. 84 00:07:23,040 --> 00:07:25,440 You have no medical condition, Mr. Apostol. 85 00:07:26,080 --> 00:07:27,240 Good luck! 86 00:07:36,480 --> 00:07:37,840 Take a sit. 87 00:07:41,840 --> 00:07:43,320 Hey, man, what's up? 88 00:07:45,080 --> 00:07:47,080 What's up? What's going on? 89 00:07:47,160 --> 00:07:49,000 They've announced the promotion results.... 90 00:07:49,760 --> 00:07:51,600 And guess who's the happy winner 91 00:07:54,160 --> 00:07:55,640 Dunno. Who? 92 00:08:01,360 --> 00:08:03,600 Not you. That Paraschivescu bitch. 93 00:08:08,160 --> 00:08:11,040 - Say, who? - Miss Liliana Paraschivescu. 94 00:08:12,360 --> 00:08:14,200 Yeah, man, I know. We're in this shit together. 95 00:08:14,560 --> 00:08:15,640 We all hoped it'd be you. 96 00:08:16,360 --> 00:08:22,080 We hoped, you hoped... And down the shitter all our hopes! 97 00:08:25,440 --> 00:08:26,560 - Offer us a brandy? - What? 98 00:08:26,640 --> 00:08:28,760 - Why? - We're so pissed! 99 00:08:28,840 --> 00:08:30,800 We gotta kill the bad feelings. 100 00:08:34,160 --> 00:08:36,400 Gi' me a break. Ask Miss Paraschivesu for a brandy! 101 00:09:12,320 --> 00:09:14,000 In Vitro Fertilization, by a national program... 102 00:09:14,560 --> 00:09:16,480 Mariuci? 103 00:09:16,960 --> 00:09:20,080 Starting next month, the young couples can apply for money. 104 00:09:21,080 --> 00:09:24,040 It is not all right. Not all right at all. 105 00:09:24,800 --> 00:09:26,080 No, it is not. 106 00:09:26,720 --> 00:09:28,000 The way to pregnancy can be difficult and expensive... 107 00:09:28,080 --> 00:09:29,680 We should do something about it. 108 00:09:30,120 --> 00:09:31,240 Yeah, we should make a baby. 109 00:09:31,320 --> 00:09:35,800 ...says one of the thousands of women trying now to get IVF. 110 00:09:36,160 --> 00:09:38,200 I guess we need to organise our lives more efficiently. 111 00:09:39,280 --> 00:09:41,680 I mean, set some rules. 112 00:09:42,160 --> 00:09:44,560 At 7 PM sharp, no matter what... 113 00:09:45,040 --> 00:09:51,080 - we turn off all the devices - phones, computers, i-pads... 114 00:09:51,560 --> 00:09:53,800 and do something together. 115 00:09:54,760 --> 00:09:58,920 Dinner at 8... then we can watch a movie... 116 00:09:59,120 --> 00:10:01,720 we can talk, play some music... 117 00:10:03,400 --> 00:10:05,160 And then we move to the bedroom? 118 00:10:06,320 --> 00:10:07,320 Precisely. 119 00:10:07,480 --> 00:10:08,840 Then we move to the bedroom. 120 00:10:09,160 --> 00:10:15,760 In order to apply, one must access the site of the Ministry of Family... 121 00:10:19,200 --> 00:10:23,440 - Wait, I gotta take this. - No, you don't! Ignore it! 122 00:10:35,080 --> 00:10:38,760 Man, that bitch must be convinced to accept the EU consultants. 123 00:10:38,840 --> 00:10:41,520 Then run a spell-check and send it to me on Gmail. 124 00:10:41,600 --> 00:10:43,400 Will you drop by the supermarket, coz I can't make it. 125 00:10:43,480 --> 00:10:46,680 Good, right. Please leave the diagrams on the... 126 00:10:46,760 --> 00:10:47,760 Tell Georgescu the deadline has been postponed by 2 days. 127 00:10:47,840 --> 00:10:49,760 - Leave the diagrams on my desk. - He'll be very glad, you know? 128 00:10:50,480 --> 00:10:52,000 Just press PRINT, it's not rocket science. 129 00:10:52,080 --> 00:10:53,920 You must gi' me the car, I'll be carrying a zillion bags. 130 00:10:54,000 --> 00:10:56,960 Yes, I saw them and I do not approve them, that's right... 131 00:10:57,040 --> 00:10:58,400 - Ok, I'll give you the car. - Yeah. 132 00:10:59,200 --> 00:11:00,200 I'm listening. 133 00:11:04,000 --> 00:11:05,440 Shall we bring the laptop, too? 134 00:11:06,760 --> 00:11:07,880 What for? 135 00:11:07,960 --> 00:11:08,960 Dunno, maybe we watch a movie. 136 00:11:10,840 --> 00:11:11,960 It doesn't sound bad. 137 00:11:12,800 --> 00:11:13,880 Yeah. 138 00:11:13,960 --> 00:11:17,680 You know, Sergiu downloaded a few films on my hard disk. 139 00:11:17,880 --> 00:11:19,240 Sergiu? 140 00:11:19,720 --> 00:11:22,200 C'mon, dude, really?! They're messing with us... 141 00:11:22,280 --> 00:11:23,280 If they haven't answered by now, send them a notification mail! 142 00:11:23,360 --> 00:11:24,360 Can't believe it! They're just fucking with us. 143 00:11:24,440 --> 00:11:25,720 Then send them our lawyers and that's it. 144 00:11:26,680 --> 00:11:29,240 Hey, we gotta take the rain cloaks too, coz we don't know about the weather and... 145 00:11:29,320 --> 00:11:30,320 you can check that out. 146 00:11:30,640 --> 00:11:32,800 Mine torn last year. We take the umbrella instead. 147 00:11:33,040 --> 00:11:34,960 Actually, if it rains, we stay indoors, right? 148 00:11:35,680 --> 00:11:38,000 - Like "Pray God it rains', or what? - You got me! 149 00:11:39,160 --> 00:11:41,600 No, brothy, I won't put my signature on that shit! 150 00:11:41,680 --> 00:11:43,680 I will not put my signature on that, no way. 151 00:11:43,760 --> 00:11:45,960 And please ask Diana to get the files ready before 12 PM. 152 00:11:46,040 --> 00:11:47,040 - No. - Well, today, duh!? 153 00:11:48,680 --> 00:11:50,440 Fucking move, man! 154 00:11:52,240 --> 00:11:53,480 Yeah. Shall we bring the cards too? 155 00:11:53,560 --> 00:11:55,320 Nope, ask Mrs. Paraschivescu to sign it. 156 00:11:55,400 --> 00:11:57,800 I didn't see the last 6 of them. What cards? 157 00:11:57,880 --> 00:12:00,800 - Right. The playing cards. - Mhm... yeah. 158 00:12:08,920 --> 00:12:10,680 Hey, shall we bring them or not? 159 00:12:11,360 --> 00:12:12,840 What shall we 'bring them or not'? 160 00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:14,000 The cards? 161 00:12:14,800 --> 00:12:16,760 Fucking stupid mother fucker! 162 00:12:16,840 --> 00:12:19,160 - Are you moving today? - Man, don't shout! 163 00:13:08,600 --> 00:13:11,240 - Hey! What's wrong? - What's wrong? 164 00:13:12,440 --> 00:13:13,960 Dunno, you don't seem happy with the trip. 165 00:13:14,440 --> 00:13:15,440 Oh, but I am. 166 00:13:18,200 --> 00:13:20,600 Thought you might be sulky-grumpy coz we don't make it to Bran 167 00:13:20,680 --> 00:13:22,280 and coz there's just one night left. 168 00:13:23,040 --> 00:13:24,280 I was a bit unhappy, imagine. 169 00:13:24,960 --> 00:13:26,640 Feels like we've fucked up the whole weekend. 170 00:13:26,720 --> 00:13:28,680 Well, whatever... that's it. We had to... 171 00:13:29,720 --> 00:13:33,880 Listen, we can be happy anywhere. 172 00:13:35,080 --> 00:13:36,080 Right. 173 00:13:38,240 --> 00:13:39,960 And no tension. 174 00:13:40,040 --> 00:13:41,040 No tension. 175 00:13:44,000 --> 00:13:45,360 Can hardly wait to unpack the luggage. 176 00:13:47,600 --> 00:13:49,080 - Oh, fuck! - What? 177 00:13:49,160 --> 00:13:52,680 Never mind... I left the aromatic oils at home. 178 00:13:55,240 --> 00:13:57,080 OK, no oils then. 179 00:13:57,440 --> 00:13:58,880 And no tension. 180 00:13:59,480 --> 00:14:01,120 What's the program for tonight? 181 00:14:01,560 --> 00:14:04,000 Romantic dinner? Dress code "black tie". 182 00:14:04,400 --> 00:14:06,080 Then we see a movie and... 183 00:14:06,640 --> 00:14:08,960 And then we visit the bedroom. 184 00:14:11,040 --> 00:14:12,040 And? 185 00:14:15,680 --> 00:14:17,160 And we go wild. 186 00:14:19,280 --> 00:14:22,280 - And tomorrow? - We wake up in the morning... 187 00:14:23,360 --> 00:14:25,280 Take a walk in the nature and... 188 00:14:25,360 --> 00:14:28,960 I hope they have some nature at that 'village' shit, do they? 189 00:14:31,080 --> 00:14:32,160 Nature it's all they have there. 190 00:14:49,800 --> 00:14:52,080 It's Mrs. Mariuca and Mr. Alexutzu, right? The two of you? 191 00:14:52,160 --> 00:14:54,480 Be welcome and enjoy your staying. The wishes are on the house. 192 00:14:54,560 --> 00:14:58,360 We have a gym here, a bowling alley, a little jacuzzi pool, 193 00:14:58,440 --> 00:14:59,920 peacocks, you may touch them. 194 00:15:01,320 --> 00:15:03,120 Room service for breakfast, too. 195 00:15:03,880 --> 00:15:05,360 There's an orchestra tonight! 196 00:15:07,120 --> 00:15:09,160 - Let me take these. - Please. 197 00:15:15,560 --> 00:15:16,560 Come on. 198 00:15:22,840 --> 00:15:24,560 Please, follow me. 199 00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:27,480 We're almost there. 200 00:15:27,920 --> 00:15:29,560 We have water lilies, too. 201 00:15:30,320 --> 00:15:31,880 Club rush, reed, grass... 202 00:15:32,360 --> 00:15:34,040 Vegetation. 203 00:15:36,680 --> 00:15:37,720 Trees. 204 00:15:37,800 --> 00:15:38,800 Flowers. 205 00:15:38,960 --> 00:15:40,560 Fresh, clean air. 206 00:15:42,280 --> 00:15:44,160 Technically, this is you. 207 00:15:46,400 --> 00:15:47,400 Let me unlock the door now. 208 00:15:47,680 --> 00:15:51,680 You'll see... it's a 5 little stars compound... great accommodation. 209 00:16:02,960 --> 00:16:04,760 It's a 5 little stars place. 210 00:16:07,080 --> 00:16:08,760 I haven't mentioned... our... 211 00:16:09,200 --> 00:16:11,840 we also have a tennis court, in the back... 212 00:16:15,440 --> 00:16:17,320 Do we have a wi-fi password, too? 213 00:16:17,720 --> 00:16:18,720 Sure. 214 00:16:21,080 --> 00:16:23,040 Ka-chica 2-0-1-9. 215 00:16:27,440 --> 00:16:29,120 Akacha 2019. 216 00:16:29,800 --> 00:16:31,520 And what did I say?! 217 00:16:33,960 --> 00:16:35,000 Right? 218 00:16:37,560 --> 00:16:39,360 Hope you'll stay at least for one month. 219 00:16:39,720 --> 00:16:41,000 For one night. 220 00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:43,360 Right. 221 00:16:44,520 --> 00:16:47,480 Enjoy your staying. I'll... be around... 222 00:17:20,880 --> 00:17:21,960 Mariuca! 223 00:17:24,600 --> 00:17:27,200 - I feel great. - So you should. 224 00:17:28,040 --> 00:17:29,960 - I'll go for a swim. - Are you back already? 225 00:19:57,480 --> 00:19:58,960 Mister Alexuuuutzu! 226 00:19:59,360 --> 00:20:01,320 Misses Mariuca, can you hear me? 227 00:20:05,960 --> 00:20:07,840 Mister Alexutzu! 228 00:20:15,880 --> 00:20:18,720 You were s'pposed to check out about 4 little hours ago. The bungalow! 229 00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:21,880 Mariuci! 230 00:20:22,200 --> 00:20:25,160 What? What time is it? 231 00:20:29,280 --> 00:20:32,440 It's Sunday, it's already tomorrow. 232 00:20:34,320 --> 00:20:36,880 Please hurry up or you'll get me in trouble with the leadership. 233 00:20:38,640 --> 00:20:40,120 Mister Alexutzu! 234 00:20:41,640 --> 00:20:43,800 Yeah, man, give us a second. 235 00:20:47,280 --> 00:20:48,280 Shall we move fast? 236 00:20:52,600 --> 00:20:55,240 - Yeah, we move fast... - Let's pack the things. 237 00:21:02,560 --> 00:21:04,000 Please come back again! 238 00:21:09,240 --> 00:21:13,600 I'd never... They come here and stare at the phone. God forbids! 239 00:21:35,120 --> 00:21:37,680 Fuck, sorry, I gotta take this. 240 00:21:39,280 --> 00:21:40,280 Hello? 241 00:21:40,840 --> 00:21:42,920 Hi, Sergiu, right, I was just about to call you. 242 00:21:44,280 --> 00:21:46,160 Regarding the briefing, tomorrow morning. 243 00:21:46,240 --> 00:21:49,880 We have to meet the Marketing team like 5 minutes before, right? 244 00:21:49,960 --> 00:21:51,120 Hi, Andreea. 245 00:21:52,960 --> 00:21:56,160 - Yes, I was just about to call you. - Mhm, yeah, right. No, no, it's fine. 246 00:21:57,280 --> 00:22:02,160 - Ciao. - We're on our way back now. 247 00:22:04,640 --> 00:22:07,080 Just put them in an email and I'll have a look. 248 00:22:07,960 --> 00:22:09,320 Ok. 249 00:22:12,240 --> 00:22:13,720 I didn't make it to check those diagrams. 250 00:22:13,800 --> 00:22:15,080 We must reach the Agency people, too. 251 00:22:15,160 --> 00:22:16,560 Scan them and put them in an email. 252 00:22:16,640 --> 00:22:18,360 Careful, their Marketing Manager is a bitch. 253 00:22:36,760 --> 00:22:38,800 The state of emergency has been declared in Romania today. 254 00:22:39,120 --> 00:22:43,800 Exceptional measures will be taken in the next 30 days. Some of them 255 00:22:43,880 --> 00:22:45,720 could have an impact on the fundamental human rights. 256 00:22:45,800 --> 00:22:47,920 The schools will stay closed, 257 00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:53,320 and the prices for the basic aliments and fuel could be frozen. 258 00:22:53,400 --> 00:22:55,680 Borders could be gradually closed 259 00:22:55,760 --> 00:22:58,720 and the road, railways and air traffic could be also closed, if necessary... 260 00:22:58,800 --> 00:23:01,960 Stay there. Keep the distance! Please decontaminate yourself, ok? 261 00:23:03,280 --> 00:23:07,440 Oh, good job you bought a mop. We don't need it, but, whatever. 262 00:23:08,400 --> 00:23:12,520 Take those off. Put them in the bin, there. Yes... go on, right! 263 00:23:12,960 --> 00:23:17,600 - Wait! Right! Was it full? - Nope, just a few drifters. 264 00:23:17,680 --> 00:23:18,880 - Really? - Yeah. 265 00:23:18,960 --> 00:23:21,080 - Said it was crowded on the News. - They lied. 266 00:23:21,160 --> 00:23:23,400 - Please, gi' me your hand again, you touched your mask. 267 00:23:23,760 --> 00:23:25,440 Good, now turn around. 268 00:23:27,600 --> 00:23:29,200 Please, do it once more. 269 00:23:29,440 --> 00:23:31,560 C'mon, man, what if you caught something? 270 00:23:32,080 --> 00:23:33,280 You saw the number of cases, didn't you! 271 00:23:33,360 --> 00:23:35,720 Fuck the fucking... 272 00:23:35,800 --> 00:23:37,640 Right, did they have any rubbing alcohol? 273 00:23:37,720 --> 00:23:38,960 Yes. 274 00:23:39,040 --> 00:23:40,040 Did you buy some? 275 00:23:40,480 --> 00:23:43,000 - Since they had some, I bought some. - Great, perfect. 276 00:23:44,320 --> 00:23:46,800 - Yeast powder? - Check. 277 00:23:46,960 --> 00:23:49,360 Good, let me spray these once more. 278 00:23:50,360 --> 00:23:52,760 Please decontaminate that spot again, ok? 279 00:23:53,080 --> 00:23:54,600 - And all these, yeah? - Yeah. 280 00:23:54,680 --> 00:23:55,960 Good. 281 00:23:57,680 --> 00:23:59,800 No matter how difficult is for us to adapt, 282 00:23:59,880 --> 00:24:01,320 we must respect this restrictions... 283 00:24:01,400 --> 00:24:03,120 Fuck me and the fucking pandemic... can't take it anymore! 284 00:24:04,720 --> 00:24:08,800 Yeah, right, fuck me too, you forgot to buy the detergent, smart ass! 285 00:24:08,880 --> 00:24:13,280 ...the lives of our fellow citizens. Thus, schools will stay closed... 286 00:24:13,360 --> 00:24:15,440 Order it on-fucking-line. 287 00:24:15,520 --> 00:24:19,440 ...for everyone's protection, during the state of emergency... 288 00:24:19,600 --> 00:24:20,640 Fuck it! 289 00:24:20,720 --> 00:24:21,840 Hello! 290 00:24:22,320 --> 00:24:26,480 My name is Marcela Lulescu, I am a motivational trainer, 291 00:24:26,560 --> 00:24:28,560 and here's my motto: 'this pandemic, we work together'. 292 00:24:28,640 --> 00:24:32,080 As you'll see, by this motto, we'll try to 293 00:24:32,800 --> 00:24:37,120 ...build a communication bridge that will help us improve your 294 00:24:37,200 --> 00:24:42,320 motivational level within this period, when your company's decision is that 295 00:24:42,400 --> 00:24:45,680 you will stick to the 'remote work concept' as an unique solution, 296 00:24:45,760 --> 00:24:47,240 due to the actual conditions. 297 00:24:47,320 --> 00:24:51,720 A solution that has a few drawbacks though, such as: the lack of socializing, 298 00:24:51,800 --> 00:24:58,240 but we're gonna fix this flaw by our one-to-one meetings, 299 00:24:58,320 --> 00:25:04,640 or I'd rather say one-to-two meetings, in our case. Questions? 300 00:25:05,480 --> 00:25:06,600 - No. - No. 301 00:25:06,960 --> 00:25:08,880 You tell her we have rules in this corporation, 302 00:25:08,960 --> 00:25:10,960 like for instance, the remote work, 303 00:25:11,040 --> 00:25:14,480 so, obviously, you also work from home, so her request is a huge nonsense 304 00:25:14,560 --> 00:25:18,800 and if she doesn't sort her shit out, you'll take this issue to her boss, 305 00:25:18,880 --> 00:25:21,280 to the Board, and so on and so forth. 306 00:25:24,040 --> 00:25:27,400 And if she still plays the deaf, you give me her number and I'll call her myself. 307 00:25:28,400 --> 00:25:29,400 Good. 308 00:25:30,200 --> 00:25:33,880 Sure, keep me in the loop, please. 309 00:25:34,360 --> 00:25:35,360 Yeah.. 310 00:25:36,880 --> 00:25:38,240 Ciao. 311 00:25:40,840 --> 00:25:41,840 Sorry. 312 00:25:42,960 --> 00:25:47,960 187 confirmed Covid-19 cases were registered. 313 00:25:48,040 --> 00:25:52,320 45 cases were reported today, most of them are in the capital. 314 00:25:52,400 --> 00:25:54,640 They are people who have either travelled to countries 315 00:25:54,720 --> 00:25:56,000 with a high rate of cases, 316 00:25:56,080 --> 00:25:57,560 or have been in touch with infected persons. 317 00:25:57,640 --> 00:26:00,360 The number of hospitalized people is increasing, so, today, 318 00:26:00,440 --> 00:26:03,800 except all infectious disease hospitals, other hospitals have also.... 319 00:26:03,880 --> 00:26:09,160 Yes, go for it and let me know after that... mhm... 320 00:26:11,440 --> 00:26:17,920 Cool... Ok, see ya, brothy. Bye bye bye. 321 00:26:21,120 --> 00:26:22,160 Sorry. 322 00:26:23,080 --> 00:26:29,680 We shall begin with a little relaxing game, are you ready? 323 00:26:30,200 --> 00:26:31,200 - Yes. - Yes. 324 00:26:31,440 --> 00:26:32,800 Great. 325 00:26:33,880 --> 00:26:35,320 We close our eyes now. 326 00:26:40,160 --> 00:26:42,040 We tilt our heads back. 327 00:26:45,160 --> 00:26:47,720 Breath in deeply. 328 00:26:51,040 --> 00:26:53,560 Breath out... 329 00:26:56,840 --> 00:26:58,720 In Romania, a country of negative records, 330 00:26:59,040 --> 00:27:01,360 COVID-19 doesn't take a break, it kills every day. 331 00:27:01,880 --> 00:27:04,520 312 victims in the last 24 hours. 332 00:27:05,440 --> 00:27:08,560 1643 people can't breath alone anymore, no matter how much they want to. 333 00:27:08,640 --> 00:27:10,320 Mum: Aunt Rodica is in ICU, that's all we know. Pray she'll recover... 334 00:27:10,400 --> 00:27:12,120 They depend on the machines now. 335 00:27:12,200 --> 00:27:14,560 Some of them have been manually ventilated by the doctors, 336 00:27:14,640 --> 00:27:16,080 because the power was down. 337 00:27:16,160 --> 00:27:19,880 In order to save their lives, others were transferred far away from home. 338 00:27:20,440 --> 00:27:22,720 The limit situations are quite numerous. 339 00:27:23,520 --> 00:27:25,840 Some doctors started to record their medical interventions, 340 00:27:25,920 --> 00:27:27,840 feeling desperate and useless. 341 00:27:27,920 --> 00:27:31,040 Beware! Emotional disturbing content. 342 00:27:31,400 --> 00:27:32,880 ...additional measures are applied... 343 00:27:32,960 --> 00:27:35,880 Don't put pressure on you, don't put pressure on you! 344 00:27:36,160 --> 00:27:39,080 The authorities decided today that another hospital in Bucharest... 345 00:27:40,080 --> 00:27:42,200 Yeah, you're right. 346 00:27:43,600 --> 00:27:46,280 But I can't help it. Given the circumstances. 347 00:27:47,880 --> 00:27:49,400 What circumstances? 348 00:27:50,040 --> 00:27:51,640 These. The situation. 349 00:27:52,240 --> 00:27:54,000 Global situation. 350 00:27:54,800 --> 00:27:58,880 Yeah. The global situation sucks. Indeed. 351 00:27:59,880 --> 00:28:02,240 But if we put more pressure on us, I guess we'll fix it. 352 00:28:04,120 --> 00:28:06,080 - Of course we won't fix it, but... - But what? 353 00:28:07,520 --> 00:28:08,760 Tell me, what's on your mind? 354 00:28:08,840 --> 00:28:12,240 3.078 people are in quarantine and 14.845 people are in isolation at home. 355 00:28:12,320 --> 00:28:14,440 Want some ice-cream? 356 00:28:16,080 --> 00:28:18,120 Nope. 357 00:28:18,560 --> 00:28:19,560 Shit. 358 00:28:20,840 --> 00:28:21,840 What a jerk! 359 00:28:28,960 --> 00:28:30,320 What reads you? 360 00:28:31,280 --> 00:28:32,280 An e-book. 361 00:28:32,720 --> 00:28:33,720 What book? 362 00:28:35,240 --> 00:28:36,240 Science fiction. 363 00:28:36,960 --> 00:28:38,280 Is it cool? 364 00:28:38,840 --> 00:28:40,160 Cool enough. 365 00:28:41,640 --> 00:28:42,760 Hey. 366 00:28:45,960 --> 00:28:47,200 Let's talk, ok? 367 00:28:48,680 --> 00:28:49,680 Like.. now? 368 00:28:53,920 --> 00:28:54,920 Fine, shoot. 369 00:28:55,960 --> 00:28:59,480 I've thought about it and I think we should press the 'reset' button. 370 00:28:59,720 --> 00:29:01,720 I mean, we have to reset the whole thing. 371 00:29:02,680 --> 00:29:05,400 I mean... we did have our plans, right? 372 00:29:06,040 --> 00:29:10,160 - What kind of plans? - As I've said: house, car, baby, career. 373 00:29:11,360 --> 00:29:13,800 - Not necessarily in this order... - Meaning? 374 00:29:15,080 --> 00:29:19,280 The baby and the job were in a race for the third place in your top five! 375 00:29:19,640 --> 00:29:23,160 Ok, they were. They were for a while. 376 00:29:23,240 --> 00:29:30,240 But before all this shit started, we were trying to.... I mean we were on it, right? 377 00:29:31,200 --> 00:29:32,680 Right... So? 378 00:29:32,760 --> 00:29:35,960 It's just our plans were totally ruined with the lockdown, is that correct? 379 00:29:37,000 --> 00:29:39,560 - Dunno about that... - They went straight to shit. 380 00:29:39,720 --> 00:29:41,240 And one more thing. 381 00:29:43,040 --> 00:29:47,120 It's been 3 weeks already since we had... sex. 382 00:29:51,920 --> 00:29:54,080 I wanna know if you are still in. 383 00:29:55,920 --> 00:29:58,440 I mean, if you still want to. You know what I'm saying? 384 00:30:00,840 --> 00:30:03,600 Of course I'm still in. What else do you think it's bothering me, huh? 385 00:30:04,680 --> 00:30:06,360 Well, great then... 386 00:30:07,560 --> 00:30:09,720 If you're still in... 387 00:30:10,520 --> 00:30:17,520 we should reset things and organize our quarantine, so to speak. 388 00:30:20,960 --> 00:30:22,480 Speak! 389 00:30:23,000 --> 00:30:24,920 Let's take a weekend for us. Fancy that? 390 00:30:25,800 --> 00:30:26,800 Where? 391 00:30:27,080 --> 00:30:28,080 Right here. 392 00:30:29,960 --> 00:30:31,000 Where here? 393 00:30:31,080 --> 00:30:34,520 Here, at home. 394 00:30:38,000 --> 00:30:39,360 Well... 395 00:30:40,920 --> 00:30:43,320 I have an idea, but I gotta know if we're on the same page. 396 00:30:43,400 --> 00:30:45,800 More specific, two weeks from now. What d'ya say? 397 00:30:47,840 --> 00:30:49,560 What time, more specific? 398 00:31:03,880 --> 00:31:06,280 No! You're not real! 399 00:31:18,600 --> 00:31:20,720 Hey... get off me... get off... 400 00:31:40,640 --> 00:31:42,920 Alex: internet subscription: paid 401 00:31:43,080 --> 00:31:44,480 Maria: cool 402 00:31:44,880 --> 00:31:47,720 Alex: shall we have a romantic omelet? 403 00:31:48,440 --> 00:31:52,320 Maria: yeees, with lots of love & swiss cheese :) 404 00:31:56,360 --> 00:31:59,000 Alex: I'll be in the kitchen, then... 405 00:32:01,560 --> 00:32:04,680 Maria: Ok, Chef, I'll supervise your omelet 406 00:32:29,320 --> 00:32:33,040 Maria: don't forget to add swiss cheese :))) 407 00:32:33,120 --> 00:32:34,120 Fuck! 408 00:32:41,520 --> 00:32:44,080 Alex: out of swiss cheese, I'll shave some cottage cheese instead :))) 409 00:32:45,120 --> 00:32:48,240 Maria: check in the fridge, behind the cake, found it? 410 00:32:56,160 --> 00:32:58,360 Alex: I love u 411 00:32:58,440 --> 00:33:00,600 Maria: love u 2 412 00:33:01,200 --> 00:33:04,200 We stretch our arms all at once. 413 00:33:11,080 --> 00:33:13,280 We relax... 414 00:33:15,360 --> 00:33:17,640 And now... 415 00:33:18,640 --> 00:33:21,480 All together please! 416 00:33:44,760 --> 00:33:48,640 Take one more step... a bit further... 417 00:33:48,720 --> 00:33:53,520 one... more... step... 418 00:34:03,880 --> 00:34:05,800 How do you find this place, beautiful lady? 419 00:34:10,600 --> 00:34:12,120 Quite interesting. 420 00:34:15,360 --> 00:34:16,600 If you please. 421 00:34:30,040 --> 00:34:31,040 Do you like it here? 422 00:34:31,920 --> 00:34:33,480 Yes... Ahm... 423 00:34:34,800 --> 00:34:41,800 It shows a certain homeliness... and a coziness which are like... 424 00:34:45,320 --> 00:34:47,240 - Like what? - Like that! 425 00:34:50,160 --> 00:34:51,520 What? 426 00:34:58,120 --> 00:34:59,440 What do you do for a living, Sir? 427 00:35:05,640 --> 00:35:07,960 Me? I'm... I'm an annuitant. 428 00:35:08,920 --> 00:35:10,800 AI have inherited a huge fortune from my parents, 429 00:35:10,880 --> 00:35:13,080 so I didn't have to work one single day, in my entire life. 430 00:35:14,240 --> 00:35:15,480 Yes! 431 00:35:15,560 --> 00:35:16,680 Annuitant... 432 00:35:17,800 --> 00:35:19,840 What about you, ma'am? What do you do? 433 00:35:19,920 --> 00:35:20,920 I'm... 434 00:35:24,400 --> 00:35:28,120 ...a pianist, I play solo piano concerts. 435 00:35:28,840 --> 00:35:29,840 All... 436 00:35:30,600 --> 00:35:31,600 ...all over the world. 437 00:35:32,160 --> 00:35:33,160 ...playing piano... 438 00:35:34,720 --> 00:35:36,000 You can play the piano? Really? 439 00:35:36,080 --> 00:35:37,600 I used to, when I was a kid. 440 00:35:38,160 --> 00:35:41,480 Funny thing I didn't know this about you... sweet lady. 441 00:35:42,600 --> 00:35:43,600 Well... 442 00:35:44,080 --> 00:35:48,480 ...a bit of mystery becomes a real lady all right. 443 00:35:55,440 --> 00:35:56,520 I insist. 444 00:35:58,080 --> 00:36:03,440 - Taste this caviar. It comes from a fish. - Sure. 445 00:36:16,840 --> 00:36:18,560 I'd like to ask you a question. 446 00:36:19,120 --> 00:36:20,240 Please, do. 447 00:36:20,520 --> 00:36:22,960 What do you make of this.... 448 00:36:24,040 --> 00:36:25,240 ...of what? 449 00:36:25,320 --> 00:36:27,520 Of this new Coronavirus thing. 450 00:36:28,720 --> 00:36:35,720 That it generated an awful pandemic which has tuned our lives upside down. 451 00:36:38,080 --> 00:36:39,080 Milady... 452 00:36:40,320 --> 00:36:43,560 In my opinion, we should not discuss such topic at dinner. 453 00:36:43,760 --> 00:36:45,360 But, my dear Sir... 454 00:36:45,640 --> 00:36:47,000 Why do you think so? 455 00:36:48,520 --> 00:36:49,520 You see, ma'am... 456 00:36:50,320 --> 00:36:56,200 It's quite possible that... we might have different opinions on this matter. 457 00:36:56,880 --> 00:36:58,200 That's wonderful. 458 00:36:58,800 --> 00:37:00,080 We should share them. 459 00:37:00,600 --> 00:37:01,920 Don't you agree? 460 00:37:04,120 --> 00:37:05,160 I'm afraid I don't. 461 00:37:05,520 --> 00:37:08,760 Oh. You fear a conflict here, perhaps. 462 00:37:08,840 --> 00:37:09,920 Precisely. 463 00:37:10,560 --> 00:37:14,280 No, not a chance. Trust me. 464 00:37:15,160 --> 00:37:16,160 Our conversation... 465 00:37:18,000 --> 00:37:19,000 ...will not be corrupted. 466 00:37:23,520 --> 00:37:24,640 857 seconds later... 467 00:37:24,720 --> 00:37:26,560 Fuckin' told ya a zillion times - stop fucking my brains 468 00:37:26,640 --> 00:37:28,120 with your shit. 469 00:37:28,480 --> 00:37:30,800 You fucking piss me off with this 'they said it on TV' shit! 470 00:37:30,880 --> 00:37:32,320 Why? I don't buy their bullshit, man! 471 00:37:32,400 --> 00:37:34,120 You are an official mother fucker moron! 472 00:37:34,320 --> 00:37:36,480 My aunty Rodica died of Covid! Bullshit, too, huh? 473 00:37:36,560 --> 00:37:38,760 She died of pneumonia! They filed her 'with Covid', 474 00:37:38,840 --> 00:37:40,960 coz they pay lots of money for each an' every dead-with-covid-loser! 475 00:37:41,040 --> 00:37:43,200 Look, you, stupid ass, I thought I married a normal guy, 476 00:37:43,280 --> 00:37:45,000 but you're just a hypochondriac retarded ass! 477 00:37:45,160 --> 00:37:46,200 I'm retarded? 478 00:37:46,280 --> 00:37:48,720 - Fuck you! - No, fuck you! 479 00:38:26,040 --> 00:38:27,200 857 hours later... 480 00:38:27,280 --> 00:38:31,040 We notice an upward trend, with an average of 30 cases, 481 00:38:31,120 --> 00:38:33,640 which afterwards doubled every 3 days. 482 00:38:34,000 --> 00:38:36,880 Three infection outbreaks were identified in Romania: 483 00:38:37,040 --> 00:38:41,920 In Suceava, where 38 deaths and 866 contaminations were registered, 484 00:38:43,600 --> 00:38:45,400 We're out of bottled water. 485 00:38:51,800 --> 00:38:54,440 Water, bread and coffee. It's your turn to order this shit. Will ya? 486 00:38:59,720 --> 00:39:01,960 You don't need to fill in the form if you order it online, did you know that? 487 00:39:02,040 --> 00:39:03,040 Just order it! 488 00:39:12,840 --> 00:39:15,120 I'll install the program now, 489 00:39:15,200 --> 00:39:18,160 but you won't be able to use it until you get the link. 490 00:39:18,640 --> 00:39:19,960 Ok? 491 00:39:20,240 --> 00:39:22,160 Ok, let' download it. 492 00:39:25,120 --> 00:39:26,560 The soup is on the table, come on. 493 00:39:27,520 --> 00:39:28,760 I'll come when I'm done. 494 00:39:28,840 --> 00:39:30,160 It's getting cold! 495 00:39:31,840 --> 00:39:32,840 When I'm done. 496 00:39:33,440 --> 00:39:34,760 Do whatever you want! 497 00:39:36,320 --> 00:39:38,520 You could pour it in your ass, if you ask me. 498 00:39:38,600 --> 00:39:40,840 If you ask me, you could take a shower. 499 00:39:41,480 --> 00:39:45,320 I'm sorry, no-no-no-no, I was talking to my wife... 500 00:39:45,840 --> 00:39:47,760 yes, right, it's downloading now... 501 00:40:45,520 --> 00:40:48,920 Alex: what you wanna do? 502 00:40:53,800 --> 00:40:59,840 Maria: thought about it, it's stupid like this, let's talk, ok? 503 00:41:04,040 --> 00:41:09,280 Alex: agree, when? now? 504 00:41:39,960 --> 00:41:41,240 Gee, I'm drained. 505 00:41:42,280 --> 00:41:43,680 Me too. 506 00:42:07,960 --> 00:42:08,960 Good night. 507 00:42:09,320 --> 00:42:10,320 Mhm... good night. 508 00:42:12,200 --> 00:42:17,600 No need to mention that, nevertheless I will. The very grounds 509 00:42:17,680 --> 00:42:22,760 of our health policy in this company can be put in one phrase: 510 00:42:23,160 --> 00:42:24,320 take the shot! 511 00:42:24,960 --> 00:42:27,520 Avoid the conspirationist theories, please, 512 00:42:27,600 --> 00:42:30,720 as well as all those rubbishes in trend today, 513 00:42:30,800 --> 00:42:35,320 and subscribe to our vaccination platform, because if you don't, 514 00:42:35,400 --> 00:42:38,440 you'll be given the exact same treatment 515 00:42:38,520 --> 00:42:39,680 as those people with the Marketing Dpt got. 516 00:42:39,760 --> 00:42:42,840 They thought they were better than the WHO, and better than our Leadership. 517 00:42:42,920 --> 00:42:45,520 And now they're out, searching for a job. 518 00:42:46,080 --> 00:42:50,280 I do insist, do not forget this: here, we are all a big family. 519 00:42:55,920 --> 00:42:57,080 Duuno, honey, it seems so fucked up. 520 00:42:59,480 --> 00:43:02,960 We've been trying to do this for like, dunno, 4 years. 521 00:43:04,880 --> 00:43:06,440 Something's wrong, don't you think? 522 00:43:10,520 --> 00:43:12,680 Mariuci, it's complicated. 523 00:43:14,840 --> 00:43:16,320 It's getting more and more complicated. 524 00:43:18,000 --> 00:43:20,880 I mean, to make a baby shouldn't be complicated, dunno, 525 00:43:21,200 --> 00:43:25,040 it's normal, natural and... simple. 526 00:43:25,920 --> 00:43:27,000 I mean... 527 00:43:27,800 --> 00:43:30,760 - To conceive it I mean, that's the idea. - Yeah... 528 00:43:30,840 --> 00:43:32,360 I know what you mean, it's just... 529 00:43:35,000 --> 00:43:37,800 You see, we've always had this issue... 530 00:43:38,720 --> 00:43:39,720 ...the tension. 531 00:43:40,640 --> 00:43:41,640 The mega-tension. 532 00:43:43,560 --> 00:43:45,000 The super-tension... 533 00:43:47,040 --> 00:43:48,360 The over-tension. 534 00:43:50,880 --> 00:43:52,600 And the time issue, too. 535 00:43:52,680 --> 00:43:53,680 Right, they're connected. 536 00:43:54,720 --> 00:43:56,800 I mean... You can't consider them separately.... 537 00:43:58,800 --> 00:44:00,320 Well, this is how things work in the beginning, but... 538 00:44:02,240 --> 00:44:03,600 Dunno, maybe we should stop all this... 539 00:44:04,680 --> 00:44:06,000 ...roller-coaster, dunno... 540 00:44:08,720 --> 00:44:09,880 Hey. 541 00:44:10,640 --> 00:44:13,640 Let's take our annual leave now, both of us, agree? 542 00:44:15,200 --> 00:44:18,880 Well, if we can't do it right now, maybe next month, agree? 543 00:44:20,960 --> 00:44:22,280 Not sure... I could do it... 544 00:44:27,200 --> 00:44:29,640 Well, considering all this shit with my department... 545 00:44:32,840 --> 00:44:34,080 What shit? 546 00:44:35,280 --> 00:44:38,760 This scandal, the layoff shit... 547 00:44:39,000 --> 00:44:41,440 - The vax-antivax shit? - Exactly. 548 00:44:41,520 --> 00:44:43,080 There's nothing you can do. 549 00:44:43,440 --> 00:44:46,280 People are free to choose what they pop in their bodies, right? 550 00:44:46,560 --> 00:44:50,360 So you agree this is an abuse, what they're doing now, sacking people. 551 00:44:53,640 --> 00:44:54,920 No comment. 552 00:45:00,040 --> 00:45:02,240 Honey, it's me, your husband. Are you nuts? 553 00:45:02,440 --> 00:45:03,960 I just don't feel like fighting with you, too. 554 00:45:05,040 --> 00:45:06,880 I mean, ok, maybe it's shit what they do, 555 00:45:06,960 --> 00:45:09,080 but you gotta convince the morons to take the shot, right? 556 00:45:09,240 --> 00:45:11,680 Or we'll never get rid of this fucking virus. 557 00:45:12,200 --> 00:45:14,880 You said that people are free to do whatever they want with their bodies. 558 00:45:14,960 --> 00:45:17,560 I did, they are free all right, but each institution 559 00:45:17,640 --> 00:45:20,520 it's also free to adopt whatever health policy they want, right? 560 00:45:21,480 --> 00:45:24,760 It's about our health, honey. It's about protecting our employees 561 00:45:24,840 --> 00:45:26,160 and our company, that's all. 562 00:45:27,800 --> 00:45:29,520 Coz "we're all a big family", right? 563 00:45:29,600 --> 00:45:30,760 Right. 564 00:45:38,520 --> 00:45:39,760 Get out. 565 00:45:41,240 --> 00:45:42,400 What? 566 00:45:44,040 --> 00:45:45,680 Get out of the car. 567 00:45:47,320 --> 00:45:48,720 Are you insane, or what? 568 00:45:49,520 --> 00:45:51,160 Please get out now and take a cab. 569 00:45:51,800 --> 00:45:53,680 Man, I was... I was talking about our annual leave together... 570 00:45:53,760 --> 00:45:55,840 Look, if you don't get out, I will! 571 00:46:47,320 --> 00:46:52,440 I'm on it... on it... the mail... to Bogdan... for the... 572 00:46:56,880 --> 00:47:00,000 Andreea, from where I stand, I think we can have several inputs. 573 00:47:03,240 --> 00:47:07,200 In both cases the tabled items will be marked as duplicates, respectively unique. 574 00:47:08,520 --> 00:47:09,520 I'll wait. 575 00:47:19,960 --> 00:47:23,920 And yes, it's high time we took it seriously, this e-marketing platform. 576 00:47:25,560 --> 00:47:27,920 Sergiu, my dear, I'm well aware of the fact that you're a pro, 577 00:47:28,000 --> 00:47:29,600 you did a great job. 578 00:47:31,040 --> 00:47:32,480 But it's not enough. 579 00:47:33,480 --> 00:47:34,680 We are not there, yet. 580 00:47:43,960 --> 00:47:45,240 OK, boss, I'm on it. 581 00:47:46,280 --> 00:47:47,440 You know I got you. 582 00:47:48,360 --> 00:47:49,720 Just tell me what you like, that's all. 583 00:47:54,440 --> 00:47:56,160 Tell you what I like? 584 00:48:22,600 --> 00:48:25,440 It's odd. Shows error again. 585 00:48:34,040 --> 00:48:35,240 Let me try something. 586 00:48:45,240 --> 00:48:46,240 So? 587 00:48:48,160 --> 00:48:49,160 So what? 588 00:48:50,200 --> 00:48:51,200 Did you give it a thought? 589 00:48:54,160 --> 00:48:55,160 About what? 590 00:48:57,280 --> 00:48:58,800 About the weekend in Portugal, Alex. 591 00:49:00,600 --> 00:49:02,520 About the reproduction night, honey. 592 00:49:03,520 --> 00:49:05,560 Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. 593 00:49:06,760 --> 00:49:07,760 What? 594 00:49:07,840 --> 00:49:10,360 It... it just skipped my mind... 595 00:49:12,960 --> 00:49:14,080 I'm sorry, honey. 596 00:49:16,760 --> 00:49:18,000 It's fine, let's talk now. 597 00:49:24,160 --> 00:49:29,120 We have the teambuilding online in two weeks from now and I gotta be here.... 598 00:49:29,200 --> 00:49:30,640 Can't be away, I'll crimp everybody. 599 00:49:34,440 --> 00:49:38,960 They kill me if I'm not here... What about 3 weekends from now? Is it ok? 600 00:49:39,040 --> 00:49:41,040 3 weekends... no, I can't make it. 601 00:49:41,880 --> 00:49:43,840 There's a briefing with the London top dogs. 602 00:49:44,440 --> 00:49:47,000 With all the marketing CEOs, in fact. 603 00:49:49,120 --> 00:49:50,240 On Saturday? 604 00:49:51,600 --> 00:49:53,800 Yeah, it's an 'all branches action'. 605 00:49:54,280 --> 00:49:56,400 It'll be Friday night in America, as a fact. 606 00:49:56,840 --> 00:49:59,440 So it won't actually matter our Saturday 6 AM here. 607 00:50:02,680 --> 00:50:03,840 We leave on Saturday evening then. 608 00:50:06,280 --> 00:50:07,400 To Porto? 609 00:50:08,040 --> 00:50:11,080 We get there like Sunday morning, stay about 5 hours and go back. 610 00:50:13,240 --> 00:50:14,640 You're right. 611 00:50:32,440 --> 00:50:34,280 How long with you? 612 00:50:35,320 --> 00:50:37,160 I'm done with the morons in the Graphics Dpt. 613 00:50:40,360 --> 00:50:41,640 Yeah, just a bit longer. 614 00:51:00,400 --> 00:51:01,760 You need me to move to the other room? 615 00:51:04,480 --> 00:51:06,240 If you don't stay for another hour, I don't. 616 00:51:06,320 --> 00:51:08,320 Another hour? No way. 617 00:51:30,760 --> 00:51:33,080 When did you find this place, so close to the office? 618 00:51:33,560 --> 00:51:37,440 Well, I've been eating lunch here for like... 2 years now. 619 00:51:38,360 --> 00:51:39,360 Give or take. 620 00:51:40,240 --> 00:51:41,240 Funny thing. 621 00:51:41,560 --> 00:51:43,000 I haven't even noticed it. 622 00:51:43,960 --> 00:51:45,760 You haven't noticed me either... for a while. 623 00:51:46,920 --> 00:51:48,080 Give or take. 624 00:51:53,240 --> 00:51:54,240 So... 625 00:51:55,960 --> 00:51:57,880 So... I was impressed by his gesture. 626 00:51:58,360 --> 00:51:59,680 It was like wow to me. 627 00:52:03,800 --> 00:52:05,800 Not sure how I can explain this, 628 00:52:05,880 --> 00:52:10,480 but look, if you wife got such a thing, how'd she react? 629 00:52:15,320 --> 00:52:17,080 Whatever, you know what I mean. 630 00:52:20,240 --> 00:52:21,680 And anyways, I was just 19. 631 00:52:23,320 --> 00:52:25,120 I didn't know what I wanted. With my life. 632 00:52:28,200 --> 00:52:29,240 And you do now? 633 00:52:30,880 --> 00:52:37,240 Not sure about what I want, but pretty much sure about what I don't want. 634 00:52:44,080 --> 00:52:45,360 Cool. 635 00:52:52,360 --> 00:52:55,240 Here's to what we know we want... 636 00:52:55,840 --> 00:52:59,280 ... or we don't know we want. With our lives. 637 00:53:07,920 --> 00:53:11,640 Since the PR Department has successfully developed 638 00:53:11,720 --> 00:53:16,240 the "100% vaccination rate" program, we'll have a private event. 639 00:53:16,760 --> 00:53:21,680 Sodas and snacks will be served in the cafeteria, tomorrow at 17.00 hrs. 640 00:53:21,760 --> 00:53:27,760 Also on the schedule: Live music and the "With or Without Mask" contest. 641 00:53:28,240 --> 00:53:33,160 Even though all our employees are vaccinated now, 642 00:53:33,440 --> 00:53:38,320 all participants to the event are kindly asked to keep a social distance of 6 feet. 643 00:53:38,960 --> 00:53:43,880 I must mention again the fact that, with a great effort this time, we proved 644 00:53:44,600 --> 00:53:47,480 again to be a big family here. 645 00:53:55,960 --> 00:53:57,360 Shall I call an Uber? 646 00:53:58,800 --> 00:54:00,200 I can offer you a ride. 647 00:54:13,520 --> 00:54:14,840 Thanks, see you tomorrow. 648 00:54:18,040 --> 00:54:19,320 That's not the case. 649 00:54:19,640 --> 00:54:20,720 Why not? 650 00:54:21,040 --> 00:54:23,320 Because it's not. 651 00:54:24,640 --> 00:54:25,840 Meaning? 652 00:54:26,720 --> 00:54:27,880 See you tomorrow, at work. 653 00:54:35,240 --> 00:54:36,480 Good night. 654 00:54:45,680 --> 00:54:48,120 - God help us! - If you say so... 655 00:54:48,200 --> 00:54:52,280 C'mon, type! Type in "looking for surrogate mother". 656 00:54:57,800 --> 00:54:59,720 Look... 50.000 Euros. 657 00:55:01,480 --> 00:55:03,080 Dating adds. 658 00:55:03,760 --> 00:55:04,880 What? 659 00:55:05,040 --> 00:55:06,920 80.000 Euros... 660 00:55:08,160 --> 00:55:11,600 "Postpartum depression"... man... 661 00:55:12,000 --> 00:55:14,440 "A criminal case in Vaslui"... nice... 662 00:55:15,280 --> 00:55:16,640 Hon? 663 00:55:18,080 --> 00:55:19,080 Honey? 664 00:55:19,640 --> 00:55:21,360 Look, just 45.000 Euros. What's up? 665 00:55:21,840 --> 00:55:22,840 It's not ok. 666 00:55:23,600 --> 00:55:26,720 I cannot trust this, not a tiny bit. 667 00:55:27,560 --> 00:55:29,120 No chance if we go like this. 668 00:55:31,240 --> 00:55:33,040 It's... it's a bunko, sorry. 669 00:55:33,120 --> 00:55:34,320 It's fine, we had to try. 670 00:55:36,960 --> 00:55:39,680 So, what's next? 671 00:55:49,680 --> 00:55:51,080 I'll make a phone call tomorrow. 672 00:55:54,920 --> 00:55:56,600 This is a person-to-person deal, anyway. 673 00:55:57,440 --> 00:56:00,000 ...guess I've figured it out, whom to call. 674 00:56:00,080 --> 00:56:01,440 Whom? 675 00:56:01,520 --> 00:56:02,720 My Physics prof'... 676 00:56:02,800 --> 00:56:05,760 his daughter, she couldn't carry to term, so they found someone who helped. 677 00:56:06,560 --> 00:56:08,640 We need that connection.... 678 00:56:09,160 --> 00:56:13,520 You think that woman is a professional surrogate mother now, or what? 679 00:56:13,760 --> 00:56:16,080 Not her, but maybe she's got a cousin, or something... 680 00:56:17,160 --> 00:56:19,440 Man, don't joke about this. What are you looking for? 681 00:56:19,520 --> 00:56:21,560 My phone. 682 00:56:25,640 --> 00:56:27,240 Honey... 683 00:56:29,240 --> 00:56:32,200 Calm down, it'll be all right, you'll see. 684 00:56:32,880 --> 00:56:38,240 Yeah, but I'd like to take my time. In fact, I have no clue, really. 685 00:56:38,520 --> 00:56:42,120 This job shit... you know.. I feel tormented. 686 00:56:44,000 --> 00:56:46,320 Maybe we should just wait? 687 00:56:47,000 --> 00:56:51,200 Things will settled down at work, and then we focus on the baby, huh? 688 00:56:52,320 --> 00:56:56,640 Then we'll have the time for the maternity leave, the post maternity leave... 689 00:56:59,280 --> 00:57:01,080 Twist again?! 690 00:57:01,160 --> 00:57:06,360 You've said that... the war starts... famine... tsunami... we all die... 691 00:57:06,440 --> 00:57:09,360 I was just saying shit, man... 692 00:57:11,640 --> 00:57:14,480 OK, I'll take this to Mrs. Stork then. She'll just drop it on the sill. 693 00:57:16,880 --> 00:57:20,280 Or... maybe we can download it on the net? 694 00:57:21,200 --> 00:57:24,360 And print it on the 3D printer. 695 00:57:31,880 --> 00:57:34,000 - This is you! - Thanks. 696 00:57:34,280 --> 00:57:35,400 Kiss ya bye! 697 00:57:36,600 --> 00:57:37,600 So kiss me. 698 00:57:55,920 --> 00:57:56,920 Bye. 699 00:58:54,720 --> 00:58:56,400 Where do you see yourself in 10 years from now? 700 00:58:56,640 --> 00:59:01,840 In a... in a context which has provided me he conditions for an important 701 00:59:01,920 --> 00:59:07,600 professional growth, for my skills development, for my personal development, 702 00:59:07,680 --> 00:59:11,800 as well as the opportunity for further changes, 703 00:59:11,880 --> 00:59:17,160 changes that will obviously eliminate the chance of a possible limitation 704 00:59:17,240 --> 00:59:19,040 as far as the job I chose is concerned. 705 00:59:20,880 --> 00:59:23,000 Thank you. We'll contact you. 706 00:59:24,240 --> 00:59:25,680 Where do you see yourself in 10 years from now? 707 00:59:25,880 --> 00:59:27,120 In 10 years from now? 708 00:59:28,760 --> 00:59:30,680 I see myself working for my own company. 709 00:59:31,200 --> 00:59:33,400 Honestly, in your seat. 710 00:59:33,880 --> 00:59:36,000 Working in a branch with great results. 711 00:59:37,360 --> 00:59:38,760 In America... 712 00:59:39,720 --> 00:59:41,240 Where do you see yourself in 10 years from now? 713 00:59:41,960 --> 00:59:43,400 No clue. 714 00:59:43,920 --> 00:59:45,720 Leading a united team. 715 00:59:45,800 --> 00:59:46,920 A member of the European Parliament. 716 00:59:47,000 --> 00:59:50,120 I see myself near those people who helped me with my career. 717 00:59:50,400 --> 00:59:51,400 In the metaverse. 718 00:59:54,280 --> 00:59:55,960 Where do you see yourself in 10 years from now? 719 00:59:56,040 --> 00:59:58,320 I see myself winning the 'mother of the year' award. 720 01:00:01,000 --> 01:00:02,320 OK, that would be enough. 721 01:00:03,440 --> 01:00:05,520 Thank you. May I ask you something? 722 01:00:06,040 --> 01:00:07,680 - Yes, please. - Do you have any kids? 723 01:00:10,160 --> 01:00:12,960 - Do you have any wish for this job? - I do. 724 01:00:18,960 --> 01:00:22,320 We'd like the entire term to be observed, step by step. 725 01:00:22,840 --> 01:00:24,360 - Hope it's fine with you... - Yeah, right... 726 01:00:24,440 --> 01:00:28,240 And there's a doctor who'll take care of you during the pregnancy... 727 01:00:28,320 --> 01:00:30,360 He'll help you deliver, too. 728 01:00:30,520 --> 01:00:32,640 It's a private clinic, of course. 729 01:00:32,880 --> 01:00:34,800 Then you'll stay with us for one month. 730 01:00:35,280 --> 01:00:36,840 One month? Why so? 731 01:00:37,760 --> 01:00:39,640 So you can breast feed the baby... at least 4 weeks. 732 01:00:45,120 --> 01:00:48,280 Mariuci... I don't think it's a good idea. 733 01:00:48,360 --> 01:00:49,520 Not a good idea at all. 734 01:00:50,480 --> 01:00:53,080 I want to make it very clear, from the beginning. 735 01:00:54,120 --> 01:00:56,080 After having the baby, I will not see it. 736 01:00:56,560 --> 01:00:57,880 Ever. 737 01:00:58,800 --> 01:01:00,640 - Ever?! - I shall never see it. 738 01:01:02,360 --> 01:01:04,200 I don't even wanna know if it's a boy or a girl. 739 01:01:04,600 --> 01:01:05,800 I don't wanna know anything. 740 01:01:07,440 --> 01:01:10,120 - Are you sure? - I'm positive. 741 01:01:10,960 --> 01:01:12,080 And one more thing. 742 01:01:12,720 --> 01:01:14,440 I won't see the doctor after my first trimester. 743 01:01:15,720 --> 01:01:17,640 I won't see the ultrasound images, either. 744 01:01:20,640 --> 01:01:21,880 Nothing at all. 745 01:01:24,840 --> 01:01:27,880 - Right, what if some issue occurs? - It won't. 746 01:01:31,680 --> 01:01:33,880 Tatiana... 747 01:01:34,800 --> 01:01:36,640 ... we hear you. 748 01:01:37,800 --> 01:01:41,240 And even if some routine checks have to be run, all along, 749 01:01:41,320 --> 01:01:47,640 we promise you won't see any images, any sonograms... 750 01:01:47,840 --> 01:01:50,920 ...and after the child is born, I promise I'll drive you home myself. 751 01:01:51,000 --> 01:01:54,720 - Drive me to Ukraine? In Chernovtsy? - Thought you lived here, in the hood! 752 01:01:55,080 --> 01:01:56,080 Well, I don't. 753 01:02:44,440 --> 01:02:45,880 That would be all. 754 01:02:46,880 --> 01:02:48,920 - Hello. - Hello. 755 01:02:49,000 --> 01:02:51,120 The IVF procedure was completed all right. 756 01:02:51,520 --> 01:02:53,080 The patient will be ready in a few minutes. 757 01:02:53,880 --> 01:02:55,960 We must run her first pregnancy test in 2 weeks' time. 758 01:02:56,480 --> 01:02:57,720 All right? 759 01:02:58,400 --> 01:03:00,280 All right... yeah... 760 01:03:01,240 --> 01:03:03,400 And... the embryo? 761 01:03:04,320 --> 01:03:05,560 What about it? 762 01:03:06,200 --> 01:03:09,360 I mean, everything all right? 763 01:03:11,400 --> 01:03:12,880 They're quite fine. 764 01:03:13,880 --> 01:03:15,240 Everything all right. 765 01:03:18,240 --> 01:03:20,600 - See you in 2 weeks for the tests, right? - Yes, doctor. 766 01:03:20,680 --> 01:03:21,760 - Doctor, sir? - Ready? 767 01:03:21,840 --> 01:03:23,080 We're waiting for you. 768 01:03:25,000 --> 01:03:27,280 Ta-da... Done. 769 01:03:34,120 --> 01:03:36,880 It's wonderful! It's the weekend of our life. 770 01:03:40,960 --> 01:03:42,400 The dream weekend. 771 01:03:44,600 --> 01:03:45,760 OK, let's go. 772 01:05:53,040 --> 01:05:54,560 You shouldn't have... 773 01:05:55,200 --> 01:05:56,480 Please, help yourself. 774 01:05:58,360 --> 01:05:59,520 C'mon, try it. 775 01:06:01,720 --> 01:06:03,040 You cooked for me? 776 01:06:05,680 --> 01:06:08,480 Oh, no. Unfortunately, I was too busy to cook. 777 01:06:09,080 --> 01:06:12,120 But I ordered it from a firm which delivers only bio products. 778 01:06:12,200 --> 01:06:13,200 I see... 779 01:06:16,120 --> 01:06:17,360 I'll have a... 780 01:06:19,000 --> 01:06:20,240 ...an apple. 781 01:06:27,320 --> 01:06:28,520 Is it tasty? 782 01:06:30,680 --> 01:06:32,320 Goes well with the bun, do you want some? 783 01:06:32,960 --> 01:06:33,960 - Nah. - Do you? 784 01:06:34,400 --> 01:06:35,400 No. 785 01:06:44,040 --> 01:06:46,160 And... how is it... going? 786 01:06:46,360 --> 01:06:47,720 Rather well, or...? 787 01:06:48,160 --> 01:06:49,160 Yeah... 788 01:06:57,480 --> 01:07:00,760 - I mean, no problems so far, or smth... - Nope... 789 01:07:04,720 --> 01:07:06,120 What is it? 790 01:07:07,040 --> 01:07:09,960 Nothing. It kicked. 791 01:07:23,160 --> 01:07:24,800 May I... 792 01:07:29,560 --> 01:07:30,800 Yeah. 793 01:09:58,160 --> 01:09:59,960 Contractions 10, dilatation 1. 794 01:10:02,480 --> 01:10:05,600 Pulse 143, blood pressure 152 and 63. 795 01:10:07,400 --> 01:10:08,400 C'mon, hurry up! 796 01:10:13,920 --> 01:10:17,360 Everything will be just fine. Your doctor will be right with you. 797 01:10:18,240 --> 01:10:19,880 Here's to our divorce? 798 01:10:20,400 --> 01:10:21,720 Cheers! 799 01:10:29,320 --> 01:10:31,560 You should know I am very happy. 800 01:10:31,640 --> 01:10:35,120 Coz it ended so... gracefully. 801 01:10:36,280 --> 01:10:37,560 Aren't you, too? 802 01:10:38,040 --> 01:10:39,280 Oh, yeah. I am. 803 01:10:43,000 --> 01:10:44,840 What? What are you thinking of? 804 01:10:47,400 --> 01:10:48,680 I'm.... 805 01:10:48,840 --> 01:10:50,000 Relax now. 806 01:10:50,360 --> 01:10:53,960 Let's countdown: 10, 9... 807 01:10:54,440 --> 01:10:55,640 ... 8... 808 01:10:56,160 --> 01:10:57,160 ... 7... 809 01:11:00,600 --> 01:11:01,920 You'll be just fine, no worries. 810 01:11:05,920 --> 01:11:07,080 Yeah. 811 01:11:08,200 --> 01:11:11,120 Anyway... we send her money every month. 812 01:11:12,760 --> 01:11:14,880 She's still young, she'll get over it. 813 01:11:37,800 --> 01:11:39,320 We'll all get over it, sooner or later. 814 01:11:44,400 --> 01:11:46,480 I've put the condo on the market. 815 01:11:47,920 --> 01:11:49,200 I made it today. 816 01:11:49,760 --> 01:11:51,560 Cool. Cool-cool-cool. 817 01:11:55,640 --> 01:11:58,640 Anyways, until we find a buyer, we live as we used to. 818 01:12:11,160 --> 01:12:12,440 Fancy a coffee? 819 01:12:13,000 --> 01:12:14,320 After work... 820 01:12:15,320 --> 01:12:16,920 Good... If you're available. 821 01:12:18,040 --> 01:12:19,560 Yeah, why not? 822 01:12:22,680 --> 01:12:24,040 Of course. 823 01:12:26,600 --> 01:12:29,840 We need someone to pay the whole sum, otherwise it's... 824 01:12:29,920 --> 01:12:31,840 Gotta take this, it's from work. 825 01:12:32,680 --> 01:12:35,400 Hello? Yes, I'm listening. 826 01:12:44,520 --> 01:12:46,040 - I'll talk to him. - Hi, Andreea. 827 01:12:47,280 --> 01:12:48,680 I just wanted to ask you about the data base. 828 01:12:50,520 --> 01:12:52,240 Wasn't I clear? I said 'no'. 829 01:12:52,320 --> 01:12:55,080 Great, good girl, just make a backup copy on a hard drive, ok? 830 01:12:55,160 --> 01:12:57,040 Bring you something else? 831 01:12:58,960 --> 01:13:02,760 - No need to take this to the big boss. - It's a perfect safety measure. 832 01:13:02,840 --> 01:13:05,240 - I'm telling you again: I'll talk to him. - Wise move... 833 01:13:05,320 --> 01:13:07,320 - Right, I hear you. - Good job, safety measures. 834 01:13:32,040 --> 01:13:36,880 Bad times for all of us. The war started in Europe, after long decades of peace! 835 01:13:36,960 --> 01:13:39,600 It's happening right here, at our borders. 836 01:13:39,680 --> 01:13:43,040 Russia invaded Ukraine, where lots of explosions caused death and terror. 837 01:13:43,120 --> 01:13:47,240 - Did you call the gas company? - 15 times. Damaged! 838 01:13:47,880 --> 01:13:49,400 Who? 839 01:13:49,720 --> 01:13:50,840 The network! 840 01:13:51,600 --> 01:13:52,920 For how long? 841 01:13:54,720 --> 01:13:55,920 What? 842 01:13:56,280 --> 01:13:57,280 The damage! 843 01:13:58,640 --> 01:14:00,040 How the fuck should I know? 844 01:14:02,560 --> 01:14:04,000 It's outrageous. 845 01:14:05,760 --> 01:14:07,960 These people should be sanctioned. 846 01:14:08,320 --> 01:14:10,440 Yeah, they should... 847 01:14:13,080 --> 01:14:14,400 Hey? 848 01:14:15,400 --> 01:14:18,000 Let's order a room heater tomorrow. 849 01:14:18,960 --> 01:14:21,640 - Make it two... - Two? 850 01:14:22,800 --> 01:14:25,440 Yeah, for two rooms. 851 01:14:31,360 --> 01:14:38,360 857 weeks later... 852 01:14:43,320 --> 01:14:45,240 Ta-daaa. 853 01:14:48,080 --> 01:14:49,280 Who are those? 854 01:14:49,760 --> 01:14:51,520 - Adam and Eve? - Nope. 855 01:14:51,600 --> 01:14:54,800 - Superman and Wonder Woman? - No way. 856 01:14:55,200 --> 01:14:56,440 - No way?! - No. 857 01:14:57,240 --> 01:14:58,320 Then who are they? 858 01:14:59,480 --> 01:15:01,560 These two are your biological parents. 859 01:15:04,520 --> 01:15:06,320 You mean like... the real ones? 860 01:15:06,680 --> 01:15:07,840 Yeah, it's them. 861 01:15:08,240 --> 01:15:09,560 Of course, this is a miniature. 862 01:15:09,720 --> 01:15:11,520 Their real statue is much, much bigger. 863 01:15:12,280 --> 01:15:15,920 Guess it's about 857 feet tall. 864 01:15:16,280 --> 01:15:18,440 - Say what?! - 857 feet. 865 01:15:21,280 --> 01:15:23,600 You mean our biological parents had a statue of them. 866 01:15:24,840 --> 01:15:27,440 - But why? What did they do for it? - They invented the hot water? 867 01:15:28,480 --> 01:15:29,880 No, they didn't invent anything. 868 01:15:30,480 --> 01:15:32,480 They just lived a very... 869 01:15:33,320 --> 01:15:35,640 ...interesting, sad story. 870 01:15:36,480 --> 01:15:38,800 And you get a thousand feet tall statue for this? 871 01:15:38,880 --> 01:15:41,120 Just 857. 872 01:15:41,520 --> 01:15:42,560 Right. 873 01:15:42,640 --> 01:15:46,080 - Where is it? - Somewhere far away, in a magic place. 874 01:15:46,320 --> 01:15:47,920 - In the South. - In the South? 875 01:15:48,000 --> 01:15:49,000 Yes. 876 01:15:49,080 --> 01:15:51,320 Oh, I got it, dude. It's about a new game. 877 01:15:52,160 --> 01:15:55,040 No new game. It's a very true story. 878 01:15:55,960 --> 01:15:59,320 Living nature, or post-apocalyptic landscape? I got sick with those ones. 879 01:15:59,400 --> 01:16:01,960 - With what? - The last game was total bullshit. 880 01:16:02,640 --> 01:16:06,080 Fine, dude, the WWIII game was pretty lame, ok. 881 01:16:06,400 --> 01:16:08,960 But the Atlantis Rescue one, that was very cool, right? 882 01:16:09,680 --> 01:16:13,520 The Atlantis shit is not bad, but it turns your head till you pass the Pyramids. 883 01:16:13,680 --> 01:16:14,720 Where does it turn your head to? 884 01:16:15,000 --> 01:16:18,200 It's just an archaic phrase, smartass. I found it in the Meta archives. 885 01:16:19,400 --> 01:16:20,400 Bless ya! 886 01:16:21,720 --> 01:16:24,000 Yeah, right, Miss Perfection dumbhead! What does it mean, though? 887 01:16:24,600 --> 01:16:26,720 It means... at your wit's end. 888 01:16:27,080 --> 01:16:29,120 - What end? - Arina! 889 01:16:29,480 --> 01:16:30,640 Damian! 890 01:16:31,360 --> 01:16:32,960 There's no game, OK? 891 01:16:33,360 --> 01:16:35,480 It's just a story and it's very much true. 892 01:16:37,400 --> 01:16:39,520 - Is it a long one? - Wanna hear it? 893 01:16:40,240 --> 01:16:41,240 Sure... 894 01:16:41,520 --> 01:16:46,280 They lived in a very funny country, your parents. 895 01:16:46,440 --> 01:16:48,880 In a big city, where people were running out of... Time. 896 01:16:50,040 --> 01:16:52,280 Most of them didn't care about it, but some did, 897 01:16:52,440 --> 01:16:59,440 so they started to save canned or bottled Time for... the days to come. 898 01:17:00,720 --> 01:17:05,520 Hard times indeed, which they couldn't anticipate. 899 01:17:05,600 --> 01:17:08,040 But they must have foreseen that, in a way. 900 01:17:10,200 --> 01:17:13,880 And, one winter's night, a rider coming from the East... 901 01:17:14,520 --> 01:17:15,880 Like Putin?