1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.BZ 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.BZ 3 00:01:55,010 --> 00:01:56,913 I, I don't do much hosting. 4 00:02:00,030 --> 00:02:03,170 Merriam-Webster defines friendship as... 5 00:02:06,003 --> 00:02:09,153 I'm just, I'm just kidding. 6 00:02:10,403 --> 00:02:11,868 Ahem. 7 00:02:11,910 --> 00:02:14,118 Uh, uh, but yeah. 8 00:02:14,160 --> 00:02:17,463 Friendship is complicated. 9 00:02:18,780 --> 00:02:20,778 That's, that's how this whole thing kind 10 00:02:20,820 --> 00:02:22,983 of started, I guess. 11 00:02:24,780 --> 00:02:28,818 Uh, I read an article about a month ago that said, uh, 12 00:02:28,860 --> 00:02:31,218 loneliness is worse for your health 13 00:02:31,260 --> 00:02:33,993 than smoking 15 cigarettes a day. 14 00:02:36,330 --> 00:02:40,053 And I, I wouldn't say I feel lonely, 15 00:02:41,910 --> 00:02:45,003 but I am alone most of the time. 16 00:02:52,650 --> 00:02:55,848 So I guess that puts me at high risk 17 00:02:55,890 --> 00:03:00,033 for whatever kind of cancer loneliness causes. 18 00:03:01,560 --> 00:03:05,058 Brain, maybe? I don't, I don't know. 19 00:03:05,100 --> 00:03:08,403 To be honest, I didn't read the whole article. 20 00:03:09,810 --> 00:03:13,398 Friendship is supposed to happen naturally. 21 00:03:13,440 --> 00:03:16,578 Like when you're out in the world, 22 00:03:16,620 --> 00:03:19,218 doing the things you like to do, 23 00:03:19,260 --> 00:03:21,543 your people will be there too. 24 00:03:22,890 --> 00:03:25,158 And then you just organically, 25 00:03:25,200 --> 00:03:30,200 um, bond. 26 00:03:33,620 --> 00:03:37,578 I, I figured my future friends would be less interested 27 00:03:37,620 --> 00:03:40,698 in talking to other people and more interested 28 00:03:40,740 --> 00:03:43,488 in not talking next to other people. 29 00:03:43,530 --> 00:03:47,672 So, seemed like birders were a good start. 30 00:04:01,860 --> 00:04:05,703 That was the day I discovered I am heavy-footed. 31 00:04:11,910 --> 00:04:15,198 Uh, so then I started to look up 32 00:04:15,240 --> 00:04:18,018 what kinds of activities heavy-footed people 33 00:04:18,060 --> 00:04:21,213 who don't want to talk to other people would do. 34 00:04:26,220 --> 00:04:27,053 Um. 35 00:04:28,410 --> 00:04:31,503 That felt, uh, a little too intense for me. 36 00:04:32,852 --> 00:04:35,013 And, and too teenaged, um. 37 00:04:36,120 --> 00:04:37,398 Not that it's like illegal for me 38 00:04:37,440 --> 00:04:38,898 to be friends with a teenager. 39 00:04:38,940 --> 00:04:43,940 It just might look odd. 40 00:04:45,330 --> 00:04:49,083 I also thought maybe talking was a key component. 41 00:04:50,670 --> 00:04:55,233 So I tried to become a regular at the bar down the street. 42 00:04:56,220 --> 00:04:58,653 People made friends at bars. (chuckles) Right? 43 00:04:59,610 --> 00:05:02,405 And I was really hitting it off with the bartender, 44 00:05:06,540 --> 00:05:10,038 except then I realized it's her job 45 00:05:10,080 --> 00:05:14,868 to pretend to hit it off with everyone. 46 00:05:14,910 --> 00:05:16,098 At least it meant I didn't have to pretend 47 00:05:16,140 --> 00:05:17,118 to like my drink anymore. 48 00:05:17,160 --> 00:05:17,993 So... 49 00:05:25,680 --> 00:05:27,348 But I actually relate to her 50 00:05:27,390 --> 00:05:31,758 because my job is as a friendly, 51 00:05:31,800 --> 00:05:34,923 easygoing customer service representative for Spectrum. 52 00:05:37,590 --> 00:05:39,618 When people's internet goes out, 53 00:05:39,660 --> 00:05:42,378 I am on the other end of the line trying 54 00:05:42,420 --> 00:05:43,720 to help them troubleshoot, 55 00:05:46,380 --> 00:05:51,380 which is mostly just listening to them yell. 56 00:05:54,240 --> 00:05:57,108 One time, uh, a guy accused me 57 00:05:57,150 --> 00:06:01,188 of being the reason he lost custody of his kids. 58 00:06:01,230 --> 00:06:04,923 And I was genuinely curious as to how, so I asked him how. 59 00:06:06,120 --> 00:06:07,503 And then he hung up on me. 60 00:06:18,780 --> 00:06:20,448 When I was getting really desperate, 61 00:06:20,490 --> 00:06:23,508 I even tried asking one of the customers 62 00:06:23,550 --> 00:06:26,658 who wasn't accusing me of ruining his life 63 00:06:26,700 --> 00:06:30,408 if he might wanna hang out sometime. 64 00:06:30,450 --> 00:06:33,648 Ha, that is very funny. 65 00:06:33,690 --> 00:06:37,023 We, we seem to have a similar sense of humor. 66 00:06:38,220 --> 00:06:39,410 So listen... 67 00:06:41,902 --> 00:06:44,178 I don't, I don't actually remember what I said. 68 00:06:44,220 --> 00:06:46,313 It doesn't have to be word for word. 69 00:06:47,280 --> 00:06:49,848 Do we really like need the reenactment? 70 00:06:49,890 --> 00:06:52,338 Uh, this can be the last one. 71 00:06:52,380 --> 00:06:53,213 Okay. Ahem. 72 00:06:58,920 --> 00:07:03,213 Ha, that's very funny! 73 00:07:04,290 --> 00:07:08,178 No, I'm not a robot. I'm a real person. 74 00:07:08,220 --> 00:07:11,058 Talking to a robot would probably be a lot more pleasant, 75 00:07:11,100 --> 00:07:14,298 am I right? 76 00:07:14,340 --> 00:07:18,363 Wow, thank you. Not every customer is so complimentary. 77 00:07:20,400 --> 00:07:23,628 So listen, uh, I was wondering 78 00:07:23,670 --> 00:07:27,813 if maybe you would want to hang out with me sometime? 79 00:07:28,770 --> 00:07:31,120 Outside the context of your internet going out. 80 00:07:32,805 --> 00:07:35,253 I- in a friendly way, I'm not, 81 00:07:36,600 --> 00:07:38,958 I'm not, uh, coming on to you, 82 00:07:39,000 --> 00:07:40,668 especially since my records indicate 83 00:07:40,710 --> 00:07:42,558 that you are a married man. 84 00:07:42,600 --> 00:07:43,698 I guess you could be separated, 85 00:07:43,740 --> 00:07:45,048 but since your wife is still listed 86 00:07:45,090 --> 00:07:47,240 as a user at your residence... 87 00:07:49,833 --> 00:07:52,545 And then there was, uh, a beep-beep when he hung up on me. 88 00:07:52,587 --> 00:07:54,487 Oh, we can add that in post. 89 00:07:55,740 --> 00:07:56,573 Right. 90 00:07:59,640 --> 00:08:03,408 So I decided to make a Reddit post 91 00:08:03,450 --> 00:08:07,188 as a final attempt at friendship, 92 00:08:07,230 --> 00:08:12,230 ahem, r/MakeNewFriends. 93 00:08:12,810 --> 00:08:13,945 And then the post is, uh, 94 00:08:13,987 --> 00:08:18,348 "26F, seeking otherwise platonically unattached individuals 95 00:08:18,390 --> 00:08:20,508 for long-term friendship. 96 00:08:20,550 --> 00:08:22,278 Possibility for best friend title 97 00:08:22,320 --> 00:08:24,003 after proper trial period. 98 00:08:25,020 --> 00:08:28,308 Candidates will undergo rigorous screening process, 99 00:08:28,350 --> 00:08:31,218 but the reward will be mutual companionship 100 00:08:31,260 --> 00:08:34,248 with a very stable, clean individual. 101 00:08:34,290 --> 00:08:36,057 "Snacks and water will be provided." 102 00:08:37,650 --> 00:08:39,708 I hope they know I didn't mean for the whole friendship. 103 00:08:39,750 --> 00:08:41,850 Like just, I just meant for the interview. 104 00:08:43,567 --> 00:08:46,668 "Interested applicants should arrive at 10:00 AM sharp, 105 00:08:46,710 --> 00:08:49,278 prepared for a full day of interviews. 106 00:08:49,320 --> 00:08:51,867 No outside food or drink, please." 107 00:09:01,230 --> 00:09:02,563 Okay, it's time. 108 00:09:08,370 --> 00:09:09,198 Oh. 109 00:09:09,240 --> 00:09:11,688 Hi, I'm June. 110 00:09:11,730 --> 00:09:14,823 You must be Gertie. I assume you're Gertie, right? 111 00:09:16,320 --> 00:09:17,718 I am. 112 00:09:17,760 --> 00:09:19,038 I like your name. 113 00:09:19,080 --> 00:09:21,528 I- it suits you, in a good way. 114 00:09:21,570 --> 00:09:24,566 It's so specific, also in a good way! 115 00:09:29,610 --> 00:09:30,443 Tammy. 116 00:09:31,920 --> 00:09:32,753 Hi, Tammy. 117 00:09:35,400 --> 00:09:37,968 Oh, uh, hello, sir? Are you here for the interview? 118 00:09:38,010 --> 00:09:39,108 You can just- - Oh, no, no, no. 119 00:09:39,150 --> 00:09:40,728 That's my dad. 120 00:09:40,770 --> 00:09:43,908 He's just here to make sure I get in okay 121 00:09:43,950 --> 00:09:45,678 and to make sure this isn't some kind 122 00:09:45,720 --> 00:09:47,748 of human trafficking scheme. 123 00:09:47,790 --> 00:09:48,933 It isn't, is it? 124 00:09:49,920 --> 00:09:53,118 No, this is not a human trafficking scheme. 125 00:09:53,160 --> 00:09:56,393 It's not a human trafficking scheme! 126 00:10:05,250 --> 00:10:09,271 Oh, I didn't sign up for a reality TV show, 127 00:10:09,313 --> 00:10:12,228 e- especially not one this sad. 128 00:10:12,270 --> 00:10:15,348 No, this, uh, this isn't a reality TV show. 129 00:10:15,390 --> 00:10:19,608 It's a, a documentary. 130 00:10:19,650 --> 00:10:20,958 That's worse. 131 00:10:21,000 --> 00:10:23,538 No, 'cause, see, Frank, the director, 132 00:10:23,580 --> 00:10:28,128 he saw my post and asked if he could come and you know, 133 00:10:28,170 --> 00:10:31,308 document the process. - Oh, fun! 134 00:10:31,350 --> 00:10:33,528 Still sounding sad. 135 00:10:33,570 --> 00:10:36,648 - No- - But I'll allow it. 136 00:10:36,690 --> 00:10:37,983 All press is good press. 137 00:10:39,060 --> 00:10:40,158 Amazing. 138 00:10:40,200 --> 00:10:41,658 Uh, and, and, uh, how about you? 139 00:10:41,700 --> 00:10:44,433 Do you consent to being filmed? 140 00:10:45,540 --> 00:10:48,110 I mean, it's already happening, so... 141 00:10:51,060 --> 00:10:52,743 Sure, yes, yes. 142 00:10:54,450 --> 00:10:55,758 Oh, uh. 143 00:10:55,800 --> 00:10:57,933 Would you guys mind taking off your shoes? 144 00:10:58,770 --> 00:11:00,783 This is just a shoes-off household. 145 00:11:03,870 --> 00:11:05,793 I know, uh, where my shoes have been, 146 00:11:06,720 --> 00:11:09,243 but yours could have been anywhere. 147 00:11:10,680 --> 00:11:11,513 Anywhere. 148 00:11:47,190 --> 00:11:51,273 Oh, uh, these are from my mom. 149 00:11:52,350 --> 00:11:53,553 For good luck. 150 00:11:54,570 --> 00:11:56,733 It was supposed to be a private thing. 151 00:11:57,570 --> 00:12:02,570 I didn't expect that we were going to de-shoe. 152 00:12:05,010 --> 00:12:06,303 I like them. 153 00:12:07,620 --> 00:12:11,958 They're specific. 154 00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:13,323 I-in a good way? 155 00:12:15,960 --> 00:12:18,168 All right, uh, if you wanna follow me, 156 00:12:18,210 --> 00:12:20,433 I'll show you around. 157 00:12:24,780 --> 00:12:27,950 Wow, it's so... 158 00:12:29,370 --> 00:12:32,598 Wow! 159 00:12:32,640 --> 00:12:35,343 That's one word for it. 160 00:12:38,070 --> 00:12:39,370 Please, help yourselves. 161 00:12:43,021 --> 00:12:45,288 I, I have more in the fridge, 162 00:12:45,330 --> 00:12:47,523 so don't feel like you're taking too much. 163 00:12:50,820 --> 00:12:53,600 I got it specifically for the candidates, so... 164 00:12:54,990 --> 00:12:58,488 Oh, I, I would, but I am so, 165 00:12:58,530 --> 00:13:01,638 so full from my massive breakfast. 166 00:13:01,680 --> 00:13:03,708 Dad made pancakes and waffles 167 00:13:03,750 --> 00:13:06,378 because my mom wanted pancakes but I wanted waffles, 168 00:13:06,420 --> 00:13:08,133 and then I just ate both. 169 00:13:09,300 --> 00:13:10,133 Okay. 170 00:13:16,746 --> 00:13:18,163 Ahem. Uh, well... 171 00:13:20,310 --> 00:13:23,178 I'll, I'll be conducting the interviews in here. 172 00:13:23,220 --> 00:13:25,128 Exciting. 173 00:13:25,170 --> 00:13:26,598 We'll do the interview separately, 174 00:13:26,640 --> 00:13:29,815 so one of your answers can't influence the others. 175 00:13:34,470 --> 00:13:35,838 Sorry, go on. 176 00:13:35,880 --> 00:13:36,713 Um. 177 00:13:37,920 --> 00:13:40,488 We'll start with basic get-to-know-you questions, 178 00:13:40,530 --> 00:13:43,038 you know, just to gauge who you are 179 00:13:43,080 --> 00:13:45,228 and your experience with friendship. 180 00:13:45,270 --> 00:13:46,728 Ha. 181 00:13:46,770 --> 00:13:49,428 And then we'll move on to more specific scenarios. 182 00:13:49,470 --> 00:13:52,578 Things that will help me determine how you'll act in, 183 00:13:52,620 --> 00:13:55,413 in difficult or complicated situations. 184 00:13:56,430 --> 00:14:00,288 And then I will evaluate both of the candidates 185 00:14:00,330 --> 00:14:01,548 and decide who will move on 186 00:14:01,590 --> 00:14:03,633 to the trial period of friendship. 187 00:14:04,530 --> 00:14:05,673 Trial period? 188 00:14:06,630 --> 00:14:07,878 Just as a precaution. 189 00:14:07,920 --> 00:14:11,448 Uh, six months tops to, 190 00:14:11,490 --> 00:14:14,238 after which, we can either make it permanent 191 00:14:14,280 --> 00:14:17,553 or we can part ways if it doesn't work out. 192 00:14:19,020 --> 00:14:20,433 Does that all make sense? 193 00:14:21,300 --> 00:14:22,923 - Definitely! - Sure, whatever. 194 00:14:25,050 --> 00:14:26,103 All right, um. 195 00:14:27,420 --> 00:14:28,653 Who wants to go first? 196 00:14:30,150 --> 00:14:30,978 Well, to start, 197 00:14:31,020 --> 00:14:33,768 why don't you tell me a little bit about yourself 198 00:14:33,810 --> 00:14:36,918 and why you're interested in the position of friend. 199 00:14:36,960 --> 00:14:38,133 Sure, um. 200 00:14:39,030 --> 00:14:39,888 Oh, if you could refrain 201 00:14:39,930 --> 00:14:41,088 from doing that actually. 202 00:14:41,130 --> 00:14:42,003 O-oh, right. 203 00:14:43,860 --> 00:14:44,693 Ahem. 204 00:14:51,380 --> 00:14:52,213 Ahem. 205 00:14:56,940 --> 00:14:57,773 What? 206 00:14:59,181 --> 00:15:00,681 Are, are you ready to start? 207 00:15:01,680 --> 00:15:03,543 Yeah, obviously. 208 00:15:05,580 --> 00:15:07,443 Then answer the question. 209 00:15:08,610 --> 00:15:11,073 Fine. I'm Tammy. 210 00:15:12,150 --> 00:15:13,428 I'm June. 211 00:15:13,470 --> 00:15:14,448 You already know that, 212 00:15:14,490 --> 00:15:17,198 but that feels like an okay place to start. 213 00:15:17,240 --> 00:15:20,868 I, I was named after the month, which is my birth month. 214 00:15:20,910 --> 00:15:22,728 A- and they thought I was going to be a boy, 215 00:15:22,770 --> 00:15:24,528 but surprise, girl. 216 00:15:24,570 --> 00:15:26,658 And my parents didn't have any girl names ready, 217 00:15:26,700 --> 00:15:28,233 but then June was right there. 218 00:15:29,160 --> 00:15:30,288 Wow. 219 00:15:30,330 --> 00:15:33,708 I'm very close with my parents still, obviously. 220 00:15:33,750 --> 00:15:35,118 I mean, you saw my dad. 221 00:15:35,160 --> 00:15:39,228 It's kind of crazy how cool he is, right? 222 00:15:39,270 --> 00:15:42,408 Anyway, it's just me, no siblings or anything, 223 00:15:42,450 --> 00:15:45,483 which is great because like more for moi, right? 224 00:15:48,150 --> 00:15:51,603 My parents are great. They're my best friends. 225 00:15:52,770 --> 00:15:53,603 For now. 226 00:15:54,600 --> 00:15:56,628 You still haven't answered why you're interested 227 00:15:56,670 --> 00:15:57,693 in this position. 228 00:15:58,970 --> 00:16:01,570 So this whole 229 00:16:03,690 --> 00:16:06,528 thing is a bit below my station. 230 00:16:06,570 --> 00:16:10,503 But the circumstances are, shall I say, extenuating. 231 00:16:11,790 --> 00:16:15,318 I'm a woman with many friends, historically. 232 00:16:15,360 --> 00:16:18,288 But due to a recent mutiny, 233 00:16:18,330 --> 00:16:21,033 I was unceremoniously ousted from my clique. 234 00:16:22,170 --> 00:16:24,318 - What did you- - And it wasn't my fault, 235 00:16:24,360 --> 00:16:27,588 despite what that clout leach Lizzie says. 236 00:16:27,630 --> 00:16:28,758 What wasn't your fault? 237 00:16:28,800 --> 00:16:30,498 That's neither here nor there. 238 00:16:30,540 --> 00:16:33,550 What's important now is that I land on my feet 239 00:16:34,740 --> 00:16:36,843 to prove that I'm better off without them. 240 00:16:39,690 --> 00:16:42,048 Would you say that you're photogenic? 241 00:16:42,090 --> 00:16:46,038 Um, I don't. 242 00:16:46,080 --> 00:16:47,988 Okay, so not naturally photogenic. 243 00:16:48,030 --> 00:16:50,718 But there's a certain mysteriousness 244 00:16:50,760 --> 00:16:54,858 to your waxy complexion. 245 00:16:54,900 --> 00:16:58,008 I can maybe work with that since, obviously, 246 00:16:58,050 --> 00:16:59,958 there will need to be a full social media blitz 247 00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:02,418 to launch you as my new bestie. 248 00:17:02,460 --> 00:17:04,149 Is that really necessary? 249 00:17:07,410 --> 00:17:08,958 If you make a friend in the woods 250 00:17:09,000 --> 00:17:10,923 and no one is there to take a picture, 251 00:17:11,790 --> 00:17:13,233 do they still make a sound? 252 00:17:16,620 --> 00:17:17,453 Um. 253 00:17:18,780 --> 00:17:21,228 I was homeschooled, and then did college online, 254 00:17:21,270 --> 00:17:22,638 which I loved. 255 00:17:22,680 --> 00:17:24,648 But then mom and dad became worried 256 00:17:24,690 --> 00:17:27,348 about my stunted social development. 257 00:17:27,390 --> 00:17:28,248 I see. 258 00:17:28,290 --> 00:17:30,678 They're the ones that saw your Reddit post, actually. 259 00:17:30,720 --> 00:17:33,828 Are your parents on Reddit a lot? 260 00:17:33,870 --> 00:17:36,603 My dad uses it to diagnose his rashes. 261 00:17:37,740 --> 00:17:38,598 Oh. 262 00:17:38,640 --> 00:17:41,568 They're a really cool community, actually. 263 00:17:41,610 --> 00:17:45,258 The rash-having community is very, very supportive. 264 00:17:45,300 --> 00:17:46,133 Oh. 265 00:17:47,130 --> 00:17:48,288 I wouldn't know. 266 00:17:48,330 --> 00:17:50,838 Okay, brag. 267 00:17:50,880 --> 00:17:51,783 This is fun! 268 00:17:59,413 --> 00:18:02,403 That's a little better. 269 00:18:08,670 --> 00:18:10,728 Actually, no. That made it worse. 270 00:18:10,770 --> 00:18:12,108 Can we please focus? 271 00:18:12,150 --> 00:18:13,968 I am focused. 272 00:18:14,010 --> 00:18:16,968 You need a friend for some reason. 273 00:18:17,010 --> 00:18:19,158 I need a friend for vengeance reasons. 274 00:18:19,200 --> 00:18:21,100 I'm trying to make this happen for us. 275 00:18:23,970 --> 00:18:27,528 Look, I know it all seems very transactional, 276 00:18:27,570 --> 00:18:28,698 but that's friendship. 277 00:18:28,740 --> 00:18:30,048 A contract. 278 00:18:30,090 --> 00:18:33,153 You need something from me. I need something from you. 279 00:18:34,233 --> 00:18:37,827 That kind of rules out any chance 280 00:18:39,210 --> 00:18:40,623 for emotion, right? 281 00:18:41,820 --> 00:18:42,753 Exactly. 282 00:18:45,720 --> 00:18:47,643 Sounds tidy. 283 00:18:49,590 --> 00:18:50,703 The tidiest. 284 00:18:51,720 --> 00:18:55,113 What is your background and experience with friendship? 285 00:18:56,340 --> 00:18:58,503 Well, my parents. 286 00:19:02,250 --> 00:19:03,083 And? 287 00:19:04,740 --> 00:19:06,243 And they're awesome. 288 00:19:13,128 --> 00:19:16,698 I, I tried to befriend my cousin once, 289 00:19:16,740 --> 00:19:20,058 but my mom said that it's not really a friend 290 00:19:20,100 --> 00:19:22,758 if it's someone you share a grandmother with. 291 00:19:22,800 --> 00:19:24,528 Annoying, right? 292 00:19:24,570 --> 00:19:25,728 Well... 293 00:19:25,770 --> 00:19:30,213 Oh, plus, this cousin, he was sort of a bad boy. 294 00:19:31,890 --> 00:19:35,208 What, like drugs, alcohol? 295 00:19:35,250 --> 00:19:37,473 No, like naughty. 296 00:19:40,260 --> 00:19:42,198 Ew, not like that! 297 00:19:42,240 --> 00:19:44,808 Gross, not a sexy naughty. He's 11. 298 00:19:44,850 --> 00:19:46,458 He just had behavioral issues 299 00:19:46,500 --> 00:19:48,078 and bullied the other kids. 300 00:19:48,120 --> 00:19:49,668 A bad little boy. 301 00:19:49,710 --> 00:19:50,808 Got it. 302 00:19:50,850 --> 00:19:52,428 Plus, we didn't really have that much 303 00:19:52,470 --> 00:19:55,128 in common other than Gram-Gram. 304 00:19:55,170 --> 00:19:57,258 What about your grandfather? 305 00:19:57,300 --> 00:19:58,518 That's a good point. 306 00:19:58,560 --> 00:20:01,608 He's dead, but I guess we share that grief in common. 307 00:20:01,650 --> 00:20:03,198 You're so wise. 308 00:20:03,240 --> 00:20:04,428 Thank you. 309 00:20:04,470 --> 00:20:06,423 Are any of your grandparents dead? 310 00:20:08,850 --> 00:20:12,408 Even if this is gonna be purely transactional, 311 00:20:12,450 --> 00:20:14,583 I still would like to know more about you. 312 00:20:17,550 --> 00:20:19,668 I sort of though this would be cut and dry. 313 00:20:19,710 --> 00:20:22,518 Between me and Little Miss Daddy's girl, 314 00:20:22,560 --> 00:20:24,318 I'm obviously the better choice. 315 00:20:24,360 --> 00:20:25,428 No need to drag this out. 316 00:20:25,470 --> 00:20:26,538 I still would prefer 317 00:20:26,580 --> 00:20:28,428 to fully evaluate both candidates. 318 00:20:28,470 --> 00:20:30,633 And I prefer to have my afternoons free. 319 00:20:32,160 --> 00:20:33,738 Fine. 320 00:20:33,780 --> 00:20:35,598 What do you want to know? - Parents. 321 00:20:35,640 --> 00:20:37,068 I have them. 322 00:20:37,110 --> 00:20:38,628 Greatest strength? 323 00:20:38,670 --> 00:20:40,188 Brevity. 324 00:20:40,230 --> 00:20:41,178 Weakness? 325 00:20:41,220 --> 00:20:42,108 Don't have any. 326 00:20:42,150 --> 00:20:43,850 I need you to give me something. 327 00:20:45,330 --> 00:20:46,163 Fine. 328 00:20:47,670 --> 00:20:49,728 I'm a Sagittarius. 329 00:20:49,770 --> 00:20:51,018 I'm afraid of needles, 330 00:20:51,060 --> 00:20:54,138 like every other reasonable person on the planet. 331 00:20:54,180 --> 00:20:58,323 And I never remember my dreams. 332 00:21:00,540 --> 00:21:01,458 Never? 333 00:21:01,500 --> 00:21:03,258 Not even once. 334 00:21:03,300 --> 00:21:04,698 My previous therapist said it's 335 00:21:04,740 --> 00:21:07,863 because I don't do enough self-reflection. 336 00:21:10,170 --> 00:21:12,288 What does your current therapist say? 337 00:21:12,330 --> 00:21:14,458 I didn't get a new one after I fired the last one. 338 00:21:14,500 --> 00:21:16,623 Total waste of time and money. 339 00:21:19,110 --> 00:21:21,168 Now that introductions are out of the way- 340 00:21:21,210 --> 00:21:23,058 Oh, what about your introduction? 341 00:21:23,100 --> 00:21:26,058 Not necessary for our purposes today. 342 00:21:26,100 --> 00:21:27,108 Oh. 343 00:21:27,150 --> 00:21:27,941 As I was saying, 344 00:21:27,983 --> 00:21:29,688 I'd like to move on to the next phase 345 00:21:29,730 --> 00:21:31,353 of our interview process. 346 00:21:32,370 --> 00:21:34,848 I'm gonna run through a couple hypothetical scenarios 347 00:21:34,890 --> 00:21:37,758 and ask you to describe how you'd respond. 348 00:21:37,800 --> 00:21:39,078 Riveting. 349 00:21:39,120 --> 00:21:43,698 This is meant to simulate real-life experiences 350 00:21:43,740 --> 00:21:45,528 to test your friendship instincts 351 00:21:45,570 --> 00:21:47,328 since you will often be called upon 352 00:21:47,370 --> 00:21:50,268 for physical or emotional support. 353 00:21:50,310 --> 00:21:51,360 Does that make sense? 354 00:21:52,710 --> 00:21:53,763 - Yes! - Sure. 355 00:21:55,260 --> 00:21:57,768 Scenario one, I call you at three in the morning- 356 00:21:57,810 --> 00:21:59,208 And I don't pick up. 357 00:21:59,250 --> 00:22:00,618 That's not the question part. 358 00:22:00,660 --> 00:22:01,758 It doesn't matter. 359 00:22:01,800 --> 00:22:04,428 It's 3:00 AM. I'm asleep. 360 00:22:04,470 --> 00:22:07,218 And if I'm not, I would pretend that I am. 361 00:22:07,260 --> 00:22:09,648 But what if it's a- - If it's an emergency, 362 00:22:09,690 --> 00:22:11,598 which is what I assume you're about to say, 363 00:22:11,640 --> 00:22:13,758 then I'm also going to assume that you're smart enough 364 00:22:13,800 --> 00:22:15,348 to call 911. 365 00:22:15,390 --> 00:22:16,848 So I call you at 3:00 AM- 366 00:22:16,890 --> 00:22:18,090 In the morning? 367 00:22:19,620 --> 00:22:20,411 Yes. 368 00:22:20,453 --> 00:22:21,948 Wow, that's late. 369 00:22:21,990 --> 00:22:24,078 Or early, or both? 370 00:22:24,120 --> 00:22:25,248 Sorry, go on. 371 00:22:25,290 --> 00:22:28,368 I call you because I can't sleep and I'm sad. 372 00:22:28,410 --> 00:22:29,898 Why are you sad? 373 00:22:29,940 --> 00:22:31,698 Not important. 374 00:22:31,740 --> 00:22:35,898 Well, I guess the first thing I'd do is ask 375 00:22:35,940 --> 00:22:37,218 why you're sad. 376 00:22:37,260 --> 00:22:39,648 And I'd say I don't wanna talk about it. 377 00:22:39,690 --> 00:22:41,523 But you still called me? 378 00:22:42,480 --> 00:22:43,428 Yes. 379 00:22:43,470 --> 00:22:44,433 Okay. 380 00:22:45,750 --> 00:22:50,658 I guess I'd ask if you wanted 381 00:22:50,700 --> 00:22:52,158 to hear about my day, 382 00:22:52,200 --> 00:22:54,153 to take your mind off whatever it is. 383 00:22:58,530 --> 00:23:01,098 Scenario two, I need a ride to the airport. 384 00:23:01,140 --> 00:23:02,448 No. 385 00:23:02,490 --> 00:23:04,413 - But- - Absolutely not. 386 00:23:05,550 --> 00:23:07,428 It's actually the marker of a bad friend 387 00:23:07,470 --> 00:23:10,848 to ask for a ride to the airport in the era of Uber. 388 00:23:10,890 --> 00:23:12,378 - I don't- - The only person 389 00:23:12,420 --> 00:23:15,168 you're allowed to request a ride from is a romantic partner, 390 00:23:15,210 --> 00:23:17,028 and that's only after you've been exclusive 391 00:23:17,070 --> 00:23:18,933 for a minimum of three months. 392 00:23:20,250 --> 00:23:21,198 I really think that I should wait 393 00:23:21,240 --> 00:23:22,038 until you're living together, 394 00:23:22,080 --> 00:23:24,843 but I'm in the minority on that. 395 00:23:26,100 --> 00:23:29,373 Say, I need a ride to the- - I don't drive. 396 00:23:30,300 --> 00:23:31,488 Really? 397 00:23:31,530 --> 00:23:33,978 My parents have always driven me everywhere. 398 00:23:34,020 --> 00:23:36,168 It's, it's not like I ever needed to learn. 399 00:23:36,210 --> 00:23:38,598 I was never going anywhere without my parents. 400 00:23:38,640 --> 00:23:40,548 Oh, sorry, where did you need a ride to? 401 00:23:40,590 --> 00:23:41,695 The airport. 402 00:23:41,737 --> 00:23:43,848 Oh, my dad can drive you. One second. 403 00:23:43,890 --> 00:23:44,808 Let me just text him- - No, no. 404 00:23:44,850 --> 00:23:47,068 This just a hypothetical scenario. 405 00:23:47,110 --> 00:23:49,743 Oh, okay. 406 00:23:51,300 --> 00:23:55,953 But my dad would totally drive you if you needed him to. 407 00:23:57,180 --> 00:23:59,853 Scenario three, my birthday is coming up. 408 00:24:01,442 --> 00:24:02,275 Okay. 409 00:24:05,010 --> 00:24:05,973 Congrats. 410 00:24:08,430 --> 00:24:09,528 Can we take a break? 411 00:24:09,570 --> 00:24:11,028 Uh, not yet. 412 00:24:11,070 --> 00:24:12,663 Fine. Okay. 413 00:24:13,590 --> 00:24:14,381 So what's the question? 414 00:24:14,423 --> 00:24:16,638 My birthday is coming up. 415 00:24:16,680 --> 00:24:18,180 What do you plan to do for it? 416 00:24:19,900 --> 00:24:23,063 Aw, does wittle Gewtie want a pawty? 417 00:24:24,157 --> 00:24:26,628 A, a, a potty? 418 00:24:26,670 --> 00:24:27,933 No, a party. 419 00:24:28,800 --> 00:24:30,618 I need you to take this seriously. 420 00:24:30,660 --> 00:24:31,788 I am. 421 00:24:31,830 --> 00:24:34,179 It's very pre-K to expect people to fall all 422 00:24:34,221 --> 00:24:37,923 over themselves planning a wittle party for an adult. 423 00:24:41,280 --> 00:24:42,738 Okay. Ahem. 424 00:24:42,780 --> 00:24:45,618 So what would you do instead? 425 00:24:45,660 --> 00:24:48,468 I'd probably send you a text. 426 00:24:48,510 --> 00:24:49,560 That's it? 427 00:24:50,820 --> 00:24:54,738 And maybe I'd take you out for a glass of wine. 428 00:24:54,780 --> 00:24:56,860 Or better yet, send you one in the mail 429 00:24:58,500 --> 00:25:03,078 to give you the space to celebrate your birthday 430 00:25:03,120 --> 00:25:05,163 how you want to. 431 00:25:07,560 --> 00:25:10,938 I, I don't hate that. 432 00:25:10,980 --> 00:25:12,138 My birthday is coming up. 433 00:25:12,180 --> 00:25:13,998 Ooh, I love birthdays! 434 00:25:14,040 --> 00:25:15,558 What are you gonna plan? 435 00:25:15,600 --> 00:25:17,928 Nothing. Uh, that's where you come in. 436 00:25:17,970 --> 00:25:20,478 Well, I guess my first instinct would be 437 00:25:20,520 --> 00:25:22,998 to throw you a surprise party. 438 00:25:23,040 --> 00:25:25,608 Oh, shoot, I just ruined the surprise 439 00:25:25,650 --> 00:25:27,137 by saying that. - Oh, that's okay. 440 00:25:27,179 --> 00:25:28,338 I don't really- - Well, I guess 441 00:25:28,380 --> 00:25:31,218 I could pretend I forgot about your birthday, 442 00:25:31,260 --> 00:25:33,768 and then throw the surprise party a day late. 443 00:25:33,810 --> 00:25:36,543 Oh, I just ruined it again! 444 00:25:37,500 --> 00:25:40,818 Scenario four, I tell you a secret. 445 00:25:40,860 --> 00:25:42,528 It's a really good one. 446 00:25:42,570 --> 00:25:43,923 How good could it be? 447 00:25:45,240 --> 00:25:50,240 It involves people you know 448 00:25:50,910 --> 00:25:55,668 and drama. 449 00:25:55,710 --> 00:25:57,610 I can't imagine our circles overlap. 450 00:25:58,650 --> 00:26:00,250 Pretend that they do. 451 00:26:01,110 --> 00:26:02,237 Who do you tell? 452 00:26:02,279 --> 00:26:05,298 Well, presumably this is a gotcha question 453 00:26:05,340 --> 00:26:08,088 because the only thing a good friend would do is 454 00:26:08,130 --> 00:26:10,368 to protect your secret to earn your trust. 455 00:26:10,410 --> 00:26:13,128 - Oh. - But- 456 00:26:13,170 --> 00:26:15,258 Hi, uh, Spectrum Customer Service. 457 00:26:15,300 --> 00:26:16,443 How may I help you? 458 00:26:18,750 --> 00:26:22,293 I wasn't able to take off work today, unfortunately. 459 00:26:24,600 --> 00:26:26,178 But it should be fine. 460 00:26:26,220 --> 00:26:30,318 I can't imagine it'll be too disruptive. 461 00:26:30,360 --> 00:26:34,233 Of course, I understand that this is all very frustrating. 462 00:26:36,630 --> 00:26:38,478 No, no, I haven't gone out of my way 463 00:26:38,520 --> 00:26:40,998 to make your day harder than it already is. 464 00:26:41,040 --> 00:26:43,683 Uh, but I'm so sorry you feel that way. 465 00:26:57,030 --> 00:26:58,338 So do you guys live in the area, 466 00:26:58,380 --> 00:27:00,243 or did you fly in for this fiasco? 467 00:27:04,800 --> 00:27:05,633 Hello? 468 00:27:06,780 --> 00:27:07,613 Anyone? 469 00:27:11,550 --> 00:27:15,363 Wow, the first completely mute documentary crew. 470 00:27:16,320 --> 00:27:17,253 Moving stuff. 471 00:27:24,668 --> 00:27:26,868 Are you seriously not allowed to talk to me? 472 00:27:26,910 --> 00:27:29,628 I don't wanna i-influence the subjects. 473 00:27:29,670 --> 00:27:31,878 Ooh, "The subjects." 474 00:27:31,920 --> 00:27:33,570 Pretend we're not here. 475 00:27:35,820 --> 00:27:36,828 Your sweaty sound guy 476 00:27:36,870 --> 00:27:38,748 with the mic hovering six inches above my head 477 00:27:38,790 --> 00:27:41,148 will make that tough. - Scott, the boom. 478 00:27:41,190 --> 00:27:43,038 All right, that's all taken care of. 479 00:27:43,080 --> 00:27:45,080 Uh, let's get back to it. Where were we? 480 00:27:45,924 --> 00:27:48,618 Ahem. Oh, the secret. 481 00:27:48,660 --> 00:27:49,660 Uh, who do you tell? 482 00:27:51,270 --> 00:27:52,413 I keep it to myself. 483 00:27:54,360 --> 00:27:55,193 For now. 484 00:27:56,790 --> 00:27:57,858 I tell you a secret. 485 00:27:57,900 --> 00:27:59,643 And I take it to the grave. 486 00:28:02,760 --> 00:28:04,203 No matter what it is? 487 00:28:05,100 --> 00:28:06,813 Why? What is it? 488 00:28:08,100 --> 00:28:09,963 I mean, I, I don't know. 489 00:28:11,130 --> 00:28:12,063 Okay. 490 00:28:13,380 --> 00:28:15,498 You wouldn't even tell your parents? 491 00:28:15,540 --> 00:28:19,848 I can keep a secret from my parents, 492 00:28:19,890 --> 00:28:21,798 unless they ask me about it directly. 493 00:28:21,840 --> 00:28:23,163 I can't lie to them. 494 00:28:26,850 --> 00:28:31,098 Well, what if your dad told you a secret 495 00:28:31,140 --> 00:28:33,438 and asked you to keep it from your mom? 496 00:28:33,480 --> 00:28:34,338 What? 497 00:28:34,380 --> 00:28:37,508 Why would he do that? 498 00:28:37,550 --> 00:28:39,858 - I-it's just an example. - They don't keep secrets 499 00:28:39,900 --> 00:28:40,691 from each other. 500 00:28:40,733 --> 00:28:42,573 That's their whole thing. 501 00:28:43,770 --> 00:28:44,603 Okay. 502 00:28:45,900 --> 00:28:49,383 Their whole thing. 503 00:28:52,380 --> 00:28:53,313 Next question? 504 00:28:54,930 --> 00:28:58,131 Actually, I think that just about covers everything. 505 00:28:59,310 --> 00:29:03,618 Okay, I have concluded both the interviews. 506 00:29:03,660 --> 00:29:05,868 Do either of you have anything you wanna add 507 00:29:05,910 --> 00:29:07,713 before I begin my deliberation? 508 00:29:08,910 --> 00:29:09,743 Yes. 509 00:29:14,790 --> 00:29:17,988 Despite my lack of technical experience 510 00:29:18,030 --> 00:29:22,098 in the friendship arena outside my parents 511 00:29:22,140 --> 00:29:24,798 and the attempt with my cousin, 512 00:29:24,840 --> 00:29:28,908 I feel certain that my enthusiasm and willingness 513 00:29:28,950 --> 00:29:31,893 to learn would make me a perfect friend. 514 00:29:33,030 --> 00:29:34,353 Near perfect. 515 00:29:35,280 --> 00:29:37,428 Not at perfection at the start, 516 00:29:37,470 --> 00:29:40,698 but always striving to be perfect. 517 00:29:40,740 --> 00:29:45,258 And don't you want someone that's always striving 518 00:29:45,300 --> 00:29:49,368 to better themselves in the service of being, 519 00:29:49,410 --> 00:29:51,798 like, your friend? 520 00:29:51,840 --> 00:29:55,413 I think we would have a warm and bright future together. 521 00:29:58,380 --> 00:29:59,283 I guess that's it. 522 00:30:00,600 --> 00:30:01,433 Okay. 523 00:30:03,636 --> 00:30:07,977 I, I think I was expecting a bigger reaction. 524 00:30:08,970 --> 00:30:10,908 Oh, um, do you want me to go back and do it again? 525 00:30:10,950 --> 00:30:12,100 No, thank you. 526 00:30:15,687 --> 00:30:16,520 Ahem. 527 00:30:19,650 --> 00:30:20,483 Tammy? 528 00:30:24,450 --> 00:30:27,183 Do you have anything you'd like to say? 529 00:30:28,860 --> 00:30:29,693 Sure. 530 00:30:30,900 --> 00:30:33,963 I'm the better candidate, and I think you should select me. 531 00:30:43,800 --> 00:30:45,168 Is that it? 532 00:30:45,210 --> 00:30:46,043 That's it. 533 00:30:47,337 --> 00:30:48,170 Okay. 534 00:30:49,380 --> 00:30:52,788 Well, uh, I need some time to think alone, 535 00:30:52,830 --> 00:30:56,733 so, uh, you two can go back to the holding area. 536 00:31:35,940 --> 00:31:37,983 How long has this been sitting out? 537 00:31:39,060 --> 00:31:41,688 They're not allowed to interfere with "the subjects." 538 00:31:41,730 --> 00:31:44,853 I just wanna know if the cheese is safe to eat. 539 00:31:46,230 --> 00:31:48,173 I wouldn't eat it, personally. 540 00:32:09,250 --> 00:32:10,428 Okay. 541 00:32:10,470 --> 00:32:13,548 So, on the plus side for Tammy, 542 00:32:13,590 --> 00:32:17,628 we have her extensive experience in friendships, 543 00:32:17,670 --> 00:32:20,208 her intelligence, and her willingness 544 00:32:20,250 --> 00:32:22,758 to treat this like a contract. 545 00:32:22,800 --> 00:32:25,818 Which almost outweighs the cons, 546 00:32:25,860 --> 00:32:29,583 which are pretty much her whole personality. 547 00:32:30,510 --> 00:32:35,510 Um, and then June is warm 548 00:32:35,670 --> 00:32:41,598 and enthusiastic and seems to want a real friend, 549 00:32:41,640 --> 00:32:44,058 but it comes from a place of desperation 550 00:32:44,100 --> 00:32:47,133 because she's never had a real friend before. 551 00:32:49,560 --> 00:32:51,273 Plus, her dad kind of scares me. 552 00:32:55,920 --> 00:32:56,810 So... 553 00:33:28,560 --> 00:33:30,813 So, how did your interview go? 554 00:33:34,260 --> 00:33:35,958 How did your interview go? 555 00:33:36,000 --> 00:33:37,593 Oh, mine was great. 556 00:33:38,790 --> 00:33:40,953 Great. So was mine. 557 00:33:46,729 --> 00:33:48,933 But, actually, nevermind. 558 00:33:52,740 --> 00:33:53,868 What? 559 00:33:53,910 --> 00:33:57,168 She wouldn't tell me a single thing about herself. 560 00:33:57,210 --> 00:34:00,813 Anytime I tried to ask her a question, she'd ignore it. 561 00:34:04,020 --> 00:34:05,298 Same for me. 562 00:34:05,340 --> 00:34:09,603 Makes the whole situation feel very one-sided. 563 00:34:13,680 --> 00:34:17,013 You know, that gets me thinking. 564 00:34:23,460 --> 00:34:24,813 Okay. Ahem. 565 00:34:26,820 --> 00:34:29,028 I haven't changed my mind in the last 10 minutes, 566 00:34:29,070 --> 00:34:32,238 which is a good indicator that I won't change my mind 567 00:34:32,280 --> 00:34:34,398 in the next 10 years either. 568 00:34:34,440 --> 00:34:38,031 So please, bring the candidates back into the living room. 569 00:34:40,080 --> 00:34:41,598 I have come to a decision 570 00:34:41,640 --> 00:34:43,218 about who will be moving forward 571 00:34:43,260 --> 00:34:46,008 into the trial period of friendship. 572 00:34:46,050 --> 00:34:48,623 Congratulations to... Wait. 573 00:34:50,250 --> 00:34:52,338 June and I have been talking. 574 00:34:52,380 --> 00:34:55,278 Well, Tammy was talking and I was listening, 575 00:34:55,320 --> 00:34:57,858 but I agreed with a lot of the talking she was doing. 576 00:34:57,900 --> 00:35:00,500 You said this is structured, like a job interview. 577 00:35:01,710 --> 00:35:02,501 Right. 578 00:35:02,543 --> 00:35:03,918 And in job interviews, 579 00:35:03,960 --> 00:35:06,168 they say it's as much about whether the company wants 580 00:35:06,210 --> 00:35:09,195 to hire you as it is about whether or not you wanna work 581 00:35:09,237 --> 00:35:10,758 for that company. 582 00:35:10,800 --> 00:35:14,178 W-well, it depends on how the job market is looking, but- 583 00:35:14,220 --> 00:35:15,798 I'm just talking broad terms here. 584 00:35:15,840 --> 00:35:17,240 That's something people say. 585 00:35:18,270 --> 00:35:19,398 It is. 586 00:35:19,440 --> 00:35:23,133 Well, we were thinking, why shouldn't this be the same? 587 00:35:24,600 --> 00:35:27,453 You want to know whether we'd be good friends to you, 588 00:35:28,350 --> 00:35:31,473 but what about whether or not you'd be a good friend to us? 589 00:35:32,490 --> 00:35:35,418 So piggybacking off of that, 590 00:35:35,460 --> 00:35:38,853 what if we interviewed you now? 591 00:35:45,840 --> 00:35:48,093 Sorry, I don't, uh, have another chair. 592 00:35:54,750 --> 00:35:56,718 Is that gonna count against me? 593 00:35:57,750 --> 00:35:58,583 Hard to say. 594 00:36:00,750 --> 00:36:03,858 So Gertie, why don't you tell us 595 00:36:03,900 --> 00:36:05,433 a little bit about yourself? 596 00:36:06,570 --> 00:36:07,403 Um. 597 00:36:08,910 --> 00:36:14,928 Well, um, ahem, I live here. 598 00:36:14,970 --> 00:36:16,698 And how long have you lived here? 599 00:36:16,740 --> 00:36:17,568 My whole life. 600 00:36:17,610 --> 00:36:19,548 And where do you see yourself in five years? 601 00:36:19,590 --> 00:36:21,513 - Here probably. - Doing what? 602 00:36:22,410 --> 00:36:25,113 Same thing. Customer service. 603 00:36:26,160 --> 00:36:28,353 Good hours, remote. 604 00:36:29,490 --> 00:36:31,503 Disruptive to conversations. 605 00:36:32,340 --> 00:36:34,173 Not usually, I promise. 606 00:36:35,730 --> 00:36:37,780 So you never want to explore the world? 607 00:36:38,760 --> 00:36:40,143 Well, I, uh, 608 00:36:41,520 --> 00:36:43,578 I watch a lot of movies from around the world, 609 00:36:43,620 --> 00:36:46,008 and in itself, that's kind of its own exploration. 610 00:36:46,050 --> 00:36:48,108 - So you're a recluse. - Hey, let's not- 611 00:36:48,150 --> 00:36:49,430 No, I just... 612 00:36:50,730 --> 00:36:54,213 I like to be comfortable. 613 00:36:59,310 --> 00:37:01,428 Afraid of change, got it. 614 00:37:01,470 --> 00:37:02,261 You know what? 615 00:37:02,303 --> 00:37:06,198 Let's, like, maybe talk about a different... 616 00:37:06,240 --> 00:37:08,748 Gertie, do you have any favorite foods? 617 00:37:08,790 --> 00:37:10,254 I'm really good at chili. 618 00:37:12,870 --> 00:37:14,853 Great. Any hobbies? 619 00:37:16,230 --> 00:37:19,638 I recently tried birdwatching. 620 00:37:19,680 --> 00:37:22,458 Ugh, ew. Birds creep me out. 621 00:37:22,500 --> 00:37:25,218 Oh, same. There's something about their eyes. 622 00:37:25,260 --> 00:37:27,168 - It's the smell for me. - Oh, that too. 623 00:37:27,210 --> 00:37:28,043 Ahem. 624 00:37:30,180 --> 00:37:33,438 Uh, oh, um, let's see. 625 00:37:33,480 --> 00:37:37,173 Gertie, uh, are you close with your parents? 626 00:37:38,070 --> 00:37:39,573 Not as much as I used to be. 627 00:37:40,470 --> 00:37:41,778 Whoa, what happened? 628 00:37:41,820 --> 00:37:46,758 Well, we kind of just- 629 00:37:46,800 --> 00:37:49,098 You know, it's very rude to answer your phone 630 00:37:49,140 --> 00:37:50,740 in the middle of a conversation. 631 00:37:51,600 --> 00:37:54,393 In fact, it's rude to have the volume on at all. 632 00:37:57,180 --> 00:37:59,178 Hello, Spectrum Customer Service. 633 00:37:59,220 --> 00:38:00,363 How may I help you? 634 00:38:03,660 --> 00:38:06,678 - So... - We don't have to talk. 635 00:38:06,720 --> 00:38:07,833 But I like talking. 636 00:38:08,940 --> 00:38:10,173 I've noticed. 637 00:38:22,830 --> 00:38:24,320 So... 638 00:38:26,700 --> 00:38:28,548 Fine, out with it. 639 00:38:28,590 --> 00:38:30,543 Are you close with your parents? 640 00:38:31,800 --> 00:38:33,528 Not everyone can be as obsessed 641 00:38:33,570 --> 00:38:35,328 with Mommy and Daddy as you are. 642 00:38:35,370 --> 00:38:37,638 I'm just curious. 643 00:38:37,680 --> 00:38:39,670 No, I'm not close with them 644 00:38:43,110 --> 00:38:44,223 because they're dead. 645 00:38:45,900 --> 00:38:47,988 Oh, God. I am so, so sorry. 646 00:38:48,030 --> 00:38:50,628 That's a lie. They're not dead. 647 00:38:50,670 --> 00:38:53,020 They're just terrible people. I wish they were. 648 00:38:55,710 --> 00:38:57,003 Wow. 649 00:38:59,070 --> 00:38:59,903 Wow. 650 00:39:01,140 --> 00:39:05,223 You're such a, a jerk. 651 00:39:06,480 --> 00:39:07,473 And you're not. 652 00:39:08,460 --> 00:39:10,960 I suspect parenting has something to do with that. 653 00:39:19,373 --> 00:39:20,253 Mm, um. 654 00:39:26,220 --> 00:39:29,508 Do you have any more, uh, questions for me? 655 00:39:29,550 --> 00:39:31,700 Do you have any more phone calls to take? 656 00:39:34,380 --> 00:39:35,808 I think I've heard enough, actually. 657 00:39:35,850 --> 00:39:36,641 I don't think this is gonna be 658 00:39:36,683 --> 00:39:37,878 a good fit- - Wait. 659 00:39:37,920 --> 00:39:40,263 I have some questions. 660 00:39:42,000 --> 00:39:43,998 Okay, great. 661 00:39:44,040 --> 00:39:45,528 Well, not really questions. 662 00:39:45,570 --> 00:39:48,798 More like a series of tests. 663 00:39:48,840 --> 00:39:50,268 - Oh? - Fun tests! 664 00:39:50,310 --> 00:39:52,128 You see, there are certain things I didn't get 665 00:39:52,170 --> 00:39:55,188 to do growing up with friends 666 00:39:55,230 --> 00:39:57,318 because I was, you know- 667 00:39:57,360 --> 00:39:59,598 - A social outcast. - Right. 668 00:39:59,640 --> 00:40:04,038 So there are some scenarios that I would like to try, 669 00:40:04,080 --> 00:40:05,793 i- if that's okay. 670 00:40:09,205 --> 00:40:11,328 Ouch! Was that your elbow? 671 00:40:11,370 --> 00:40:13,653 Sorry, I have sharp corners. 672 00:40:17,640 --> 00:40:21,003 This is cozy. 673 00:40:22,500 --> 00:40:23,291 It'd be easier 674 00:40:23,333 --> 00:40:26,298 if we didn't have a giant camera guy crammed inside. 675 00:40:26,340 --> 00:40:28,668 - Pretend I'm- - Not here, I remember. 676 00:40:28,710 --> 00:40:33,453 It's supposed to be cramped, I think, right? 677 00:40:34,680 --> 00:40:37,848 I've actually, um, 678 00:40:37,890 --> 00:40:40,683 never built one of these before either. 679 00:40:42,938 --> 00:40:45,688 Ahem. 680 00:40:49,428 --> 00:40:52,011 S- so, like, what do we do now? 681 00:40:54,180 --> 00:40:56,868 Why are you doing it so quick? How do you do that? 682 00:40:56,910 --> 00:40:59,358 Skill. Do you guys never do anything to your skin? 683 00:40:59,400 --> 00:41:02,148 - Do I like, like do I- - I wash it with water. 684 00:41:02,190 --> 00:41:02,981 You should be washing 685 00:41:03,023 --> 00:41:03,814 in the morning. - Ew, it tastes terrible. 686 00:41:03,856 --> 00:41:06,288 That's how you stay ageless. 687 00:41:06,330 --> 00:41:08,718 Like June, you're, you're, you're, 688 00:41:08,760 --> 00:41:10,732 all the nutrients are being squeezed out. 689 00:41:10,774 --> 00:41:12,438 I think it's nice. 690 00:41:12,480 --> 00:41:14,808 - Do you guys feel the juices? - I don't like 691 00:41:14,850 --> 00:41:16,218 how slimy that feels. 692 00:41:16,260 --> 00:41:18,078 No, it's supposed to feel, look at that. 693 00:41:18,120 --> 00:41:19,540 Oh, it feels so good. - I'll try again. 694 00:41:19,582 --> 00:41:21,775 I'll try again. 695 00:41:21,817 --> 00:41:23,328 Okay, good. 696 00:41:23,370 --> 00:41:26,328 Hot. Hot. 697 00:41:26,370 --> 00:41:27,577 So hot! 698 00:41:44,893 --> 00:41:49,893 And then when she finally looked under the bed, 699 00:41:51,360 --> 00:41:55,083 just shoe boxes. 700 00:42:01,500 --> 00:42:03,168 Is that it? 701 00:42:03,210 --> 00:42:04,043 Yeah. 702 00:42:05,550 --> 00:42:07,218 That's not a scary story. 703 00:42:07,260 --> 00:42:09,558 That's a paranoid person thinking they heard something, 704 00:42:09,600 --> 00:42:12,093 and then being wrong. - Being wrong is scary. 705 00:42:12,930 --> 00:42:13,830 You're hopeless. 706 00:42:14,940 --> 00:42:18,273 I think it's time for something truly scary. 707 00:42:19,710 --> 00:42:24,378 Three women alone. 708 00:42:24,420 --> 00:42:25,263 Sorta. 709 00:42:26,370 --> 00:42:30,708 With no one to protect them from the dripping, 710 00:42:30,750 --> 00:42:35,750 putrid claws of truth or dare! 711 00:42:36,180 --> 00:42:41,180 Tammy, that was such a great performance. 712 00:42:41,370 --> 00:42:42,318 Thank you. 713 00:42:42,360 --> 00:42:43,954 Um. 714 00:42:43,996 --> 00:42:46,218 I, I don't think truth or dare is such a good idea. 715 00:42:46,260 --> 00:42:49,338 No, it's perfect. It's a sleepover classic. 716 00:42:49,380 --> 00:42:51,378 You're a genius, Tammy. 717 00:42:51,420 --> 00:42:52,278 I know. 718 00:42:52,320 --> 00:42:54,498 Okay, Gertie, truth or dare? 719 00:42:54,540 --> 00:42:57,573 Um. Truth? 720 00:42:59,670 --> 00:43:01,368 Twice in the third grade. 721 00:43:01,410 --> 00:43:04,098 Milk probably? 722 00:43:04,140 --> 00:43:07,008 With Josh Lugstrom in the back of his RAV4. 723 00:43:07,050 --> 00:43:08,508 But then I told Rebecca Haskell, 724 00:43:08,550 --> 00:43:10,923 who told Paul Smith, who told everyone. 725 00:43:12,480 --> 00:43:15,528 So then I told Josh's dad he was selling drugs, 726 00:43:15,570 --> 00:43:17,328 and they sent him to military school. 727 00:43:17,370 --> 00:43:20,748 And she didn't even leave a note. 728 00:43:20,790 --> 00:43:23,988 George H. W. Bush. 729 00:43:24,030 --> 00:43:26,208 Stop looking at me like that! 730 00:43:26,250 --> 00:43:29,988 I said it was an accident, but I broke it on purpose. 731 00:43:30,030 --> 00:43:32,628 My childhood dentist. 732 00:43:32,670 --> 00:43:36,528 Twins, but only the identical kind. 733 00:43:36,570 --> 00:43:38,958 The other kind doesn't bother me as much. 734 00:43:39,000 --> 00:43:42,138 Waterboarding. Or, no. 735 00:43:42,180 --> 00:43:43,923 Yeah, waterboarding. 736 00:43:44,970 --> 00:43:49,548 All right, another truth for Gertie. 737 00:43:49,590 --> 00:43:51,933 Okay. Hmm. 738 00:43:53,310 --> 00:43:55,848 Why did you post to Reddit looking for friends? 739 00:43:55,890 --> 00:43:58,998 Ooh, finally something juicy. 740 00:43:59,040 --> 00:44:00,333 Um. 741 00:44:02,070 --> 00:44:04,428 I just, I just wanted to meet new people. 742 00:44:04,470 --> 00:44:06,468 That can't be the whole story. 743 00:44:06,510 --> 00:44:08,328 You have to be brutally honest. 744 00:44:08,370 --> 00:44:09,858 It's truth or dare law. 745 00:44:09,900 --> 00:44:12,858 Yeah, don't make us call the truth or dare police. 746 00:44:12,900 --> 00:44:15,798 They might not arrest you since it's your first offense, 747 00:44:15,840 --> 00:44:19,398 but it'll probably go on your truth or dare record 748 00:44:19,440 --> 00:44:20,658 as a misdemeanor. 749 00:44:20,700 --> 00:44:22,818 But it'll probably still hurt your chances 750 00:44:22,860 --> 00:44:25,263 for getting hired for jobs. 751 00:44:26,460 --> 00:44:28,053 Okay, um. 752 00:44:31,710 --> 00:44:34,908 Uh, I don't want brain cancer. 753 00:44:34,950 --> 00:44:36,798 Sure, whatever. 754 00:44:36,840 --> 00:44:38,388 Wait, I don't understand. 755 00:44:38,430 --> 00:44:39,791 She clearly doesn't want to tell us the real reasons. 756 00:44:39,833 --> 00:44:42,183 - That is the real reason. - So let's move on. 757 00:44:43,721 --> 00:44:45,843 Okay, Tammy, your turn. 758 00:44:47,460 --> 00:44:48,303 Truth or dare? 759 00:44:49,650 --> 00:44:50,568 Truth. 760 00:44:50,610 --> 00:44:53,508 What did you do to get ousted from your old friend group? 761 00:44:53,550 --> 00:44:54,573 Nevermind, dare. 762 00:44:56,571 --> 00:44:58,563 Uh-uh. Truth or dare law. 763 00:45:00,780 --> 00:45:01,613 I hate you. 764 00:45:03,930 --> 00:45:08,418 My, uh, ex-friend Lizzie told everybody 765 00:45:08,460 --> 00:45:10,593 I killed her dog. 766 00:45:15,960 --> 00:45:17,227 Did you? 767 00:45:17,269 --> 00:45:18,588 No! 768 00:45:18,630 --> 00:45:22,608 I mean, technically, he did die while I was watching him, 769 00:45:22,650 --> 00:45:24,453 but he was 23 years old. 770 00:45:29,280 --> 00:45:31,878 He, he died in his sleep. 771 00:45:31,920 --> 00:45:34,938 But I think that Lizzie knew he was close to death 772 00:45:34,980 --> 00:45:38,268 and asked me to watch him that weekend as a trap, 773 00:45:38,310 --> 00:45:40,788 and then used that to start her smear campaign 774 00:45:40,830 --> 00:45:41,980 to take over the group. 775 00:45:42,960 --> 00:45:43,793 Huh. 776 00:45:45,150 --> 00:45:46,626 Wow. 777 00:45:46,668 --> 00:45:47,868 Let's move on. 778 00:45:49,710 --> 00:45:52,038 O-okay. Uh. 779 00:45:52,080 --> 00:45:52,913 Ahem. 780 00:45:54,000 --> 00:45:55,518 June, truth or dare? 781 00:45:55,560 --> 00:45:56,393 Truth. 782 00:45:57,900 --> 00:46:00,888 Okay, someone has to choose dare. 783 00:46:00,930 --> 00:46:02,418 You've only chosen truth too. 784 00:46:02,460 --> 00:46:04,338 Yeah, to help us ease into it. 785 00:46:04,380 --> 00:46:06,201 Now it's dare o'clock. - She doesn't have to do- 786 00:46:06,243 --> 00:46:07,848 - Shh! - No, you're right. 787 00:46:07,890 --> 00:46:10,263 It's time. I choose dare. 788 00:46:11,130 --> 00:46:12,993 Okay. Um. 789 00:46:14,970 --> 00:46:18,490 I, I dare you 790 00:46:19,950 --> 00:46:22,938 to lick your foot. 791 00:46:22,980 --> 00:46:24,978 Uh, no, vetoed. 792 00:46:25,020 --> 00:46:25,978 You can't veto. 793 00:46:26,020 --> 00:46:28,098 I can if your dare is bad. 794 00:46:28,140 --> 00:46:30,618 Come on, pick something dramatic. 795 00:46:30,660 --> 00:46:38,450 I, I dare you to run around outside the house. 796 00:46:38,761 --> 00:46:41,358 Boo, you're bad at this. 797 00:46:41,400 --> 00:46:44,403 No wonder you needed to post a Reddit ad to find friends. 798 00:46:48,812 --> 00:46:49,729 Okay. Um. 799 00:46:53,040 --> 00:46:54,520 I dare you 800 00:46:55,620 --> 00:47:02,628 to kiss our director, Frank, with tongue. 801 00:47:02,670 --> 00:47:03,503 Lots of it. 802 00:47:06,030 --> 00:47:08,328 Frank has a wedding ring on. 803 00:47:08,370 --> 00:47:09,203 I don't care. 804 00:47:10,590 --> 00:47:12,933 You have to kiss him, June, sloppy style. 805 00:47:14,250 --> 00:47:17,178 Can you pick something else? 806 00:47:17,220 --> 00:47:18,648 Ah, you know what? Truth. 807 00:47:18,690 --> 00:47:20,328 I go back to truth. - No, you can't do that 808 00:47:20,370 --> 00:47:21,888 because you just told Tammy you couldn't 809 00:47:21,930 --> 00:47:23,028 because it's truth or dare law. 810 00:47:23,070 --> 00:47:25,220 So you have to do it. You have to kiss him. 811 00:47:26,100 --> 00:47:27,978 Please pick something else. 812 00:47:28,020 --> 00:47:32,958 Why, are you saving your first kiss for your cousin 813 00:47:33,000 --> 00:47:34,968 'cause that's the only person you've ever hung out 814 00:47:35,010 --> 00:47:37,263 with other than your parents or something? 815 00:47:49,380 --> 00:47:50,253 Excuse me. 816 00:47:56,880 --> 00:47:59,058 Wait, June. I didn't mean it like that. 817 00:47:59,100 --> 00:48:01,568 I just meant... I thought we were... 818 00:48:01,610 --> 00:48:03,198 I, I don't, I don't know, I thought- 819 00:48:03,240 --> 00:48:05,928 No, you can't just take that kind of thing back. 820 00:48:05,970 --> 00:48:06,803 June? 821 00:48:11,340 --> 00:48:13,248 June, say something. 822 00:48:13,290 --> 00:48:14,658 We're leaving. 823 00:48:14,700 --> 00:48:17,028 You don't get to act all high and mighty now. 824 00:48:17,070 --> 00:48:21,048 I mean, all you've done all day is talk 825 00:48:21,090 --> 00:48:23,448 about how much better you are than June. 826 00:48:23,490 --> 00:48:27,408 Yeah, earlier, before I really even spoken to her. 827 00:48:27,450 --> 00:48:30,498 But you waited until you had all the right ammunition 828 00:48:30,540 --> 00:48:32,058 to say something truly horrible 829 00:48:32,100 --> 00:48:33,588 about her biggest insecurity. 830 00:48:33,630 --> 00:48:36,168 I might be more insecure about my body 831 00:48:36,210 --> 00:48:37,653 if we're doing a ranking. 832 00:48:39,930 --> 00:48:41,883 Just to be totally transparent. 833 00:48:43,560 --> 00:48:47,028 Well, do you wanna use that against her too, Gertie? 834 00:48:47,070 --> 00:48:48,045 Go ahead. 835 00:48:48,087 --> 00:48:50,958 No, that's not what I was doing! 836 00:48:51,000 --> 00:48:54,498 Besides, I'm sure you said way worse things to other people. 837 00:48:54,540 --> 00:48:56,238 Oh, definitely. 838 00:48:56,280 --> 00:48:59,238 If they wronged me or hurt me, 839 00:48:59,280 --> 00:49:01,068 or maybe just looked at me funny, 840 00:49:01,110 --> 00:49:03,468 because I can be a bitch sometimes. 841 00:49:03,510 --> 00:49:06,168 But you basically just dropped an anvil 842 00:49:06,210 --> 00:49:08,238 on an innocent bystander. 843 00:49:08,280 --> 00:49:09,813 Now we're actually leaving. 844 00:49:33,137 --> 00:49:37,220 Do you want help with your other shoe? 845 00:49:39,030 --> 00:49:41,373 I'll just finish putting these on outside. 846 00:49:51,072 --> 00:49:52,098 Are you kidding me? 847 00:49:52,140 --> 00:49:54,483 That's no way to make an indignant exit. 848 00:50:10,200 --> 00:50:11,650 I, I don't know what to do. 849 00:50:15,896 --> 00:50:18,933 I don't, I don't know how to fix it. 850 00:50:23,928 --> 00:50:24,761 Ahem. 851 00:50:26,790 --> 00:50:28,803 How do you make someone not mad? 852 00:50:30,930 --> 00:50:32,417 That's a great question. 853 00:50:32,459 --> 00:50:35,268 To make someone- - Actually, it's two people. 854 00:50:35,310 --> 00:50:36,198 Got it. 855 00:50:36,240 --> 00:50:38,790 To make two people not mad- - Actually, nevermind. 856 00:50:39,660 --> 00:50:40,578 Okay. 857 00:50:40,620 --> 00:50:43,043 Let me know if there's anything else I can help with. 858 00:50:50,061 --> 00:50:51,678 Ahem. 859 00:50:51,720 --> 00:50:53,568 How do you make someone, or, sorry, 860 00:50:53,610 --> 00:50:57,558 two people who aren't your friend, 861 00:50:57,600 --> 00:50:58,698 but you were hoping one 862 00:50:58,740 --> 00:51:02,598 of them would someday soon be your friend, 863 00:51:02,640 --> 00:51:04,818 forgive you after you said something 864 00:51:04,860 --> 00:51:06,513 really horrible to them? 865 00:51:09,090 --> 00:51:10,608 That's a great question! 866 00:51:10,650 --> 00:51:11,483 Thank you. 867 00:51:12,360 --> 00:51:13,968 How horrible was the thing you said 868 00:51:14,010 --> 00:51:15,303 to these two people? 869 00:51:17,220 --> 00:51:18,783 Like, really horrible. 870 00:51:26,040 --> 00:51:26,873 Hello? 871 00:51:27,750 --> 00:51:29,328 Is there another question I can answer 872 00:51:29,370 --> 00:51:31,128 for you instead? 873 00:51:31,170 --> 00:51:33,513 No, I need help with this question. 874 00:51:37,560 --> 00:51:39,108 You might be screwed. 875 00:51:39,150 --> 00:51:42,100 But is there another question I can answer for you instead? 876 00:51:46,650 --> 00:51:48,363 I wish I knew my neighbors, 877 00:51:50,070 --> 00:51:55,070 just 'cause then I could have someone to ask about all this. 878 00:51:55,230 --> 00:51:57,033 Someone who isn't ChatGPT. 879 00:51:59,070 --> 00:52:01,098 I can't believe there's not another person 880 00:52:01,140 --> 00:52:04,278 for 100 miles who I could ask for advice. 881 00:52:04,320 --> 00:52:07,698 I mean, I've avoided my neighbors because they have kids, 882 00:52:07,740 --> 00:52:11,718 and I, I don't want to be pressured into buying cookies 883 00:52:11,760 --> 00:52:15,618 or popcorn or crypto or whatever it is 884 00:52:15,660 --> 00:52:18,682 the neighborhood kids are selling these days. 885 00:52:18,724 --> 00:52:21,318 God, they think they could come up to my door on Halloween 886 00:52:21,360 --> 00:52:25,973 and knock on in and- 887 00:52:27,529 --> 00:52:28,362 Ahem. 888 00:52:29,640 --> 00:52:31,878 Thank you for calling Spectrum Customer Service. 889 00:52:31,920 --> 00:52:33,325 How may I help you? 890 00:52:40,380 --> 00:52:43,488 I understand that can be very frustrating. 891 00:52:43,530 --> 00:52:46,548 I am so sorry for the role Spectrum has played in this. 892 00:52:46,590 --> 00:52:49,236 I assure you we can fix this together. 893 00:52:52,890 --> 00:52:55,008 I hate that we made you feel this way, 894 00:52:55,050 --> 00:52:58,318 and I am so sorry for the inconvenience. 895 00:53:01,050 --> 00:53:01,968 Absolutely. 896 00:53:02,010 --> 00:53:04,398 Uh, I will let one of our technicians know, 897 00:53:04,440 --> 00:53:08,118 and he or she, as we are a equal opportunity employer, 898 00:53:08,160 --> 00:53:09,813 will be there within the hour. 899 00:53:11,850 --> 00:53:14,238 Thank you so much and have a great rest of your day. 900 00:53:14,280 --> 00:53:15,213 Happy to help. 901 00:53:24,750 --> 00:53:29,238 My entire professional career has led up to this moment. 902 00:53:29,280 --> 00:53:32,118 See, my specialty is, uh, uh, 903 00:53:32,160 --> 00:53:35,268 helping out disgruntled customers, soothing tensions, 904 00:53:35,310 --> 00:53:37,203 and delivering apologies. 905 00:53:38,160 --> 00:53:42,288 So Tammy said that friendships are transactional. 906 00:53:42,330 --> 00:53:45,858 What is an angry friend but a disgruntled customer? 907 00:53:45,900 --> 00:53:46,691 I'm not sure if that's exactly- 908 00:53:46,733 --> 00:53:48,198 So I can just update 909 00:53:48,240 --> 00:53:49,938 our boilerplate customer service script, 910 00:53:49,980 --> 00:53:51,798 and that should do the trick. 911 00:53:51,840 --> 00:53:56,328 So, um, just change internet connectivity issues 912 00:53:56,370 --> 00:54:01,370 to interpersonal connectivity issues. 913 00:54:01,650 --> 00:54:02,658 That one's easy. 914 00:54:02,700 --> 00:54:06,387 And then, "Unplug your router and wait 30 seconds." 915 00:54:08,070 --> 00:54:13,070 Unplug your animosity. That could work. 916 00:54:13,147 --> 00:54:15,138 "Wait 30 seconds." 917 00:54:15,180 --> 00:54:20,180 Uh, plug back into the conversation with fresh eyes. 918 00:54:20,940 --> 00:54:22,083 That's good. 919 00:54:23,610 --> 00:54:25,479 Great. Okay. 920 00:54:27,070 --> 00:54:27,903 Ahem. 921 00:54:35,587 --> 00:54:37,248 "Please come back. 922 00:54:37,290 --> 00:54:39,588 I have something to say to you." 923 00:54:39,630 --> 00:54:40,463 Send. 924 00:54:47,910 --> 00:54:50,538 Ahem. Good afternoon. 925 00:54:50,580 --> 00:54:52,788 I apologize for the inconvenience caused 926 00:54:52,830 --> 00:54:56,388 by our interpersonal connectivity issues 927 00:54:56,430 --> 00:54:58,098 and would like to take ownership 928 00:54:58,140 --> 00:55:00,378 over my company's responsibility 929 00:55:00,420 --> 00:55:02,148 and any frustration you felt when 930 00:55:02,190 --> 00:55:04,440 communication expectations- - I forgive you. 931 00:55:07,410 --> 00:55:08,243 What? 932 00:55:09,150 --> 00:55:12,258 This is you apologizing, right? 933 00:55:12,300 --> 00:55:14,118 It is. 934 00:55:14,160 --> 00:55:15,393 And I forgive you. 935 00:55:24,990 --> 00:55:27,003 Me too. I also forgive you. 936 00:55:35,760 --> 00:55:38,088 So June and I got in a big fight right 937 00:55:38,130 --> 00:55:39,828 after we stormed out. 938 00:55:39,870 --> 00:55:42,228 I asked her if she wanted to hang out this weekend, 939 00:55:42,270 --> 00:55:46,797 and she said, "Yeah, totally." 940 00:55:49,050 --> 00:55:52,248 Everybody knows that's girl code for "No, you heinous bitch. 941 00:55:52,290 --> 00:55:53,937 I hope you get hit by a car." 942 00:55:54,909 --> 00:55:58,293 So I'm back in the market for a friend. 943 00:56:00,358 --> 00:56:01,683 And a dog maybe. 944 00:56:06,330 --> 00:56:08,793 That would really get Lizzie riled up. 945 00:56:14,760 --> 00:56:17,958 And these are all much more photogenic than Gertie. 946 00:56:18,000 --> 00:56:22,368 Mom always says hurt people hurt people. 947 00:56:22,410 --> 00:56:27,378 And honestly, Gertie's life seems pretty sad. 948 00:56:27,420 --> 00:56:29,388 It seems like she's all alone 949 00:56:29,430 --> 00:56:31,908 and she was just lashing out because she was scared. 950 00:56:31,950 --> 00:56:35,148 And I think we can move past that. 951 00:56:35,190 --> 00:56:37,233 She did apologize after all. 952 00:56:38,460 --> 00:56:39,948 I don't understand what happened 953 00:56:39,990 --> 00:56:42,528 between me and Tammy though. 954 00:56:42,570 --> 00:56:45,618 Uh, she invited me to hang out this weekend, 955 00:56:45,660 --> 00:56:47,688 and when I said, "Yeah, totally," 956 00:56:47,730 --> 00:56:50,913 she called me a two-faced liar and stormed off. 957 00:56:53,250 --> 00:56:55,533 Did she talk to any of you about the fight? 958 00:56:59,760 --> 00:57:02,418 Okay, now that all the apologies 959 00:57:02,460 --> 00:57:04,878 and I forgive yous are out of the way, 960 00:57:04,920 --> 00:57:08,418 I have had the opportunity to review all the materials 961 00:57:08,460 --> 00:57:10,908 from your friendship submissions, 962 00:57:10,950 --> 00:57:13,233 and I have come to a decision. 963 00:57:18,750 --> 00:57:19,583 And? 964 00:57:20,940 --> 00:57:21,773 What? 965 00:57:23,760 --> 00:57:25,848 Are you gonna announce it? 966 00:57:25,890 --> 00:57:27,738 Well, o-obviously, 967 00:57:27,780 --> 00:57:31,908 I'm just trying to make it feel important. 968 00:57:31,950 --> 00:57:33,483 Just get on with it already. 969 00:57:34,920 --> 00:57:35,770 Okay, so, ahem, 970 00:57:38,160 --> 00:57:43,160 the person I have selected to fill the position of friend 971 00:57:43,560 --> 00:57:44,913 on a short trial period, 972 00:57:46,410 --> 00:57:48,618 with the option to renegotiate to best friend 973 00:57:48,660 --> 00:57:50,830 in six months is 974 00:57:54,600 --> 00:57:56,058 June! 975 00:57:56,100 --> 00:57:57,138 What? 976 00:57:57,180 --> 00:57:58,428 Wait, really? 977 00:57:58,470 --> 00:57:59,261 Really. 978 00:57:59,303 --> 00:58:00,558 Oh, my God. 979 00:58:00,600 --> 00:58:02,958 I never get picked for anything! 980 00:58:03,000 --> 00:58:04,383 Why her? 981 00:58:05,400 --> 00:58:07,728 She seems like genuinely excited 982 00:58:07,770 --> 00:58:09,528 about the prospect of being my friend. 983 00:58:09,570 --> 00:58:12,408 I am genuinely excited! 984 00:58:12,450 --> 00:58:15,648 If you want excited, I can give you excited. 985 00:58:15,690 --> 00:58:16,523 Can you? 986 00:58:20,979 --> 00:58:23,178 Eh, probably not. 987 00:58:23,220 --> 00:58:25,113 Congrats, or whatever, June. 988 00:58:26,164 --> 00:58:28,701 - Oh. Can I hug you? - Oh. 989 00:58:28,743 --> 00:58:31,008 I, I just don't think we're really there yet. 990 00:58:31,050 --> 00:58:32,103 Right, sure. 991 00:58:33,840 --> 00:58:38,100 This is by far the blessed day of my life! 992 00:58:41,381 --> 00:58:44,913 Shit. I flubbed the line again, didn't I? 993 00:58:45,930 --> 00:58:46,848 Yeah, you did. 994 00:58:46,890 --> 00:58:48,498 - I'm sorry. - That's like the third time 995 00:58:48,540 --> 00:58:49,938 in a row. 996 00:58:49,980 --> 00:58:51,063 You can do it. 997 00:58:52,830 --> 00:58:58,278 The line is, "This is by far the best day 998 00:58:58,320 --> 00:59:00,715 of my life." - "By far the best day." 999 00:59:00,757 --> 00:59:02,238 "By far the best day." 1000 00:59:02,280 --> 00:59:03,768 It's such a tongue twister. 1001 00:59:03,810 --> 00:59:04,888 Do you think we could maybe change it? 1002 00:59:04,930 --> 00:59:06,348 Well, no rewrites, 1003 00:59:06,390 --> 00:59:08,628 like I said. - O-o-of course. 1004 00:59:08,670 --> 00:59:12,258 And I feel like you could just turn up the joy 1005 00:59:12,300 --> 00:59:14,388 on June, you know? 1006 00:59:14,430 --> 00:59:16,698 This is the best day of her life. 1007 00:59:16,740 --> 00:59:18,498 Nothing has ever even come close. 1008 00:59:18,540 --> 00:59:22,518 So I just wanna feel that, you know? 1009 00:59:22,560 --> 00:59:24,075 - Yeah, yeah, sure. - Okay. 1010 00:59:24,117 --> 00:59:25,248 Oh, any notes for me? 1011 00:59:25,290 --> 00:59:27,168 This moment is not about you. 1012 00:59:27,210 --> 00:59:28,248 Um, are we still rolling? 1013 00:59:28,290 --> 00:59:29,628 - Yep, we're still rolling. - Okay. 1014 00:59:29,670 --> 00:59:31,760 Uh, then let's just take it back, okay? 1015 00:59:31,802 --> 00:59:33,978 Ahem. 1016 00:59:34,020 --> 00:59:34,968 May I hug you? 1017 00:59:35,010 --> 00:59:37,488 Uh, I, I don't really think we're there yet. 1018 00:59:37,530 --> 00:59:39,757 Right, sure. 1019 00:59:39,799 --> 00:59:40,947 This is by far the best day 1020 00:59:43,247 --> 00:59:44,164 of my life! 1021 00:59:46,461 --> 00:59:47,378 Mine too. 1022 00:59:48,805 --> 00:59:51,078 Cut! Okay, that was so much better. 1023 00:59:51,120 --> 00:59:53,778 - Oh, thanks. - That's a wrap, everyone! 1024 00:59:53,820 --> 00:59:54,873 Congratulations. 1025 00:59:56,130 --> 00:59:58,518 Oh, my God, that last take was spectacular. 1026 00:59:58,560 --> 00:59:59,568 Thanks. 1027 00:59:59,610 --> 01:00:01,398 I feel like I could smell your disdain 1028 01:00:01,440 --> 01:00:03,078 when she was about to announce the winner. 1029 01:00:03,120 --> 01:00:05,598 Oh, thank you so much. I thought I was pushing it. 1030 01:00:05,640 --> 01:00:07,773 No, it was just the right amount. 1031 01:00:09,150 --> 01:00:10,578 Here are your guys' day rates. 1032 01:00:10,620 --> 01:00:12,858 - Awesome. - Thank you so much. 1033 01:00:12,900 --> 01:00:14,418 This was an incredible opportunity. 1034 01:00:14,460 --> 01:00:16,128 Yeah, I can't wait to see how it turns out. 1035 01:00:16,170 --> 01:00:17,118 Same. 1036 01:00:17,160 --> 01:00:18,093 Same. 1037 01:00:19,140 --> 01:00:21,798 You know, like, after the edit, it'll be... 1038 01:00:21,840 --> 01:00:22,773 We'll see. 1039 01:00:24,840 --> 01:00:27,648 And obviously, I'll get you guys your footage 1040 01:00:27,690 --> 01:00:30,322 from the scenes for your reels, 1041 01:00:30,364 --> 01:00:31,678 you know what I'm saying. - Oh, that would be amazing. 1042 01:00:31,720 --> 01:00:33,348 - Yeah. - Yeah, mine is so outdated. 1043 01:00:33,390 --> 01:00:34,518 I really need to freshen it up. 1044 01:00:34,560 --> 01:00:37,407 Yeah, I think I have my post-breakup bangs in most of it. 1045 01:00:41,774 --> 01:00:43,518 - Ahem. - Ahem. 1046 01:00:43,560 --> 01:00:44,778 - We should probably- - So I was thinking- 1047 01:00:44,820 --> 01:00:46,848 Oh, what were you going to say? 1048 01:00:46,890 --> 01:00:50,223 I was just gonna ask if, um, 1049 01:00:51,150 --> 01:00:53,253 if you guys wanted to maybe, like, 1050 01:00:54,210 --> 01:00:56,118 I don't know, hang out this weekend 1051 01:00:56,160 --> 01:00:59,793 to celebrate a successful shoot, you know? 1052 01:01:02,880 --> 01:01:07,773 Wow, that is so nice of you. 1053 01:01:08,730 --> 01:01:10,668 So nice. 1054 01:01:10,710 --> 01:01:14,028 Really thoughtful of you to think of that as, 1055 01:01:14,070 --> 01:01:16,773 like, a possible thing for us to do. 1056 01:01:19,950 --> 01:01:21,858 So is that a yes? 1057 01:01:21,900 --> 01:01:23,283 Yeah, totally. 1058 01:01:24,300 --> 01:01:26,245 - Bye. - Go home safe, you guys. 1059 01:01:58,856 --> 01:02:01,398 You can, uh, you can cut the camera. 1060 01:02:01,440 --> 01:02:02,310 Movie's over.