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Okay. This is the last challenge.
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RACE START LINE
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This will determine your future.
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Many of you are destined for glory.
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Others for unemployment.
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When you got here,
you didn't give a shit about your jobs.
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Not anymore, right?
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FOUR DAYS EARLIER
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- Will you be okay?
- Yes, super.
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- Why are you holding them like that?
- To kiss you.
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- No, Lu.
- What do you think of my hair?
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- Your hair?
- Too short?
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- No.
- You're sure?
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- No way.
- My love! No.
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We talked about this.
New haircut, new chapter.
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It's okay.
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- Ciao.
- Everything is okay.
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- Of course.
- Otherwise, lay them down or...
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Yes. Got it.
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- Okay?
- Purée, right?
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I don't know how things will be...
Yes, purée.
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It's been months.
Maybe they've been slipping.
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- Don't worry. Look. Ciao, Mommy.
- They're...
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- What's up? Mommy's leaving!
- Ciao, Mommy!
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- She'll be back soon.
- Bye.
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GO TEAM!
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Everything's fine.
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You slept well.
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The babies let me sleep.
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I was dying to come back!
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I was dying to come back!
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Wow! I'm so happy to see you all!
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Got anything for me?
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12TH SPANISH CHEESE CONTEST
SILVER - TÍO MOCHALES
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ARTISAN CHEESES
CURED COW'S CHEESE
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Hello?
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I hear footsteps...
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Surprise!
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THANKS FOR EVERYTHING
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Surpri--
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What the hell?
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What's going on?
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What are you doing here?
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It's my first day back.
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Your first day back is tomorrow.
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Did you see her hair?
What did you do to it?
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Yes, I cut it.
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Postpartum cut. Do you like it?
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It's a dream.
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For the kids?
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- Thanks. You shouldn't have.
- No.
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No.
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No. It's not for you. It's for Padilla.
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- Is he my replacement?
- He's coming!
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He's coming! Get down!
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Surprise!
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Nice.
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Angelines.
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- He was my replacement?
- María.
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Yes.
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He uses a lot of soccer metaphors
that blow me away.
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- That's nice.
- Yes.
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The team is what matters most.
And scoring goals. Don't forget.
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Long live Padilla!
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I love you.
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I can't believe my team.
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Listen, girl.
You were gone for six months.
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And?
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Well, Padilla won us over.
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Yes. I can see that.
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He didn't cry when I banned him
from making deals over drinks.
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And he closed our deal with Mercadona.
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Wonderful.
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Because I worked on that deal for months.
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Well, he closed it.
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- And he saved our year.
- Yes.
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- Okay. Show me a picture of your kiddos.
- Yes.
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That new pesto cheese...
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It looks bad but tastes good.
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- The other one smells awful.
- Okay...
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- Aw, look!
- Let me see!
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- Wow.
- Leo. And this is Lucía.
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They're so cute
in their matching overalls.
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My boys went around
with their willies out.
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- Domingo.
- What?
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That's a bit inappropriate.
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It'd be inappropriate if mine was out.
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You can't talk about that at work.
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You can't because you're woke.
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Stop, Domingo.
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You're all so dull. No one's dancing.
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Angelines, you can't take medical leave
for your hip again.
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She'll break it.
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- Ever heard of the woke dictatorship?
- Yes.
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My brother-in-law told me
about it the other day.
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It's a Facebook video.
You're going to freak.
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- Sure.
- All right.
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Angelines, turn the music down.
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- I'm Natalia.
- Turn the music down, Natalia.
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- I have to tell you something.
- Listen.
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- Party's over. Pepa wants to talk.
- Okay. Be quiet and pay attention.
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First of all, I want to thank Padilla.
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- He's been here the past few months.
- No.
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He closed our deal with Mercadona.
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Mercadona, Mercadona
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You're the boss.
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Olguita, congrats on the kids.
It's almost like they're ours.
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That's so sweet.
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Thank you. I was dying to--
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Now, onto the important part.
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This year's team-building event...
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It's in Marbella this year.
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Five-star hotel, open bar, everything.
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- When is it?
- Tomorrow.
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What the hell? No way.
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...but, unfortunately,
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because this would've been
our best team-building event to date,
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we can't go.
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What happened?
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Laura?
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Please.
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Laura and her Human Resources team...
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I don't...
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I don't have a team.
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...have planned a fantastic weekend for us.
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- Right, Laura?
- Yes.
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Well, considering the financial resources
at our disposal,
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and after a lot of hard work,
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we've planned a weekend away.
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We're going to go...
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to Vilches del Morrazo.
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- What's that?
- Where's that?
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The hometown of Aldo Mochales.
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Tío Mochales, the old man in the beret,
the founder of the company.
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The real one, okay? And...
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We're going to do all kinds of activities.
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We're going to milk cows.
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Sustainable ecotourism.
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Woke, see? That's woke.
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And, most importantly,
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we'll stop being employees
and start being people.
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But we'll still be employees a bit.
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Yes.
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Go team. Let's go.
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Go team!
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Too bad.
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- Is this what I asked for?
- Yes.
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Hi.
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Welcome to the club, Mommy!
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Thanks.
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- We have a gift.
- Yes.
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- Really?
- You didn't have to.
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They're some cheap onesies.
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- They're so cute.
- Yes.
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Hey, we know recovery can be tough.
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And the first day you leave them...
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- Drama!
- Drama!
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- I'm doing well. Thanks. Yes.
- Yes?
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How's your...? Well...
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- Pelvic floor.
- Yes.
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- It's good.
- No leaks?
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Are you still breastfeeding?
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I have two clogged ducts in each boob.
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- Wanna see them?
- If you'll excuse me...
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- Yes.
- Of course.
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- Thanks for...
- You're welcome.
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- Of course.
- Take it easy, okay?
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Pepa.
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- Take care. Best of luck.
- Yes, I'm thrilled.
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- Aren't you going on unemployment?
- Yes.
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- So?
- Nothing...
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Domingo, listen.
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This is fine,
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but it's not living.
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I have an RV.
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When I'm not covering someone's leave,
I go to the countryside.
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I go to Valle del Jerte with my wife.
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- Wow!
- There we crack open a few beers.
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And we watch the sunset
while we bang and bang.
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We talk about everything.
About life, and what's left to live.
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- Marvelous.
- And how sad it is to work in an office.
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You know what?
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When I think about that,
and I remember work...
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Look at this.
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What is this?
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Well, I tell myself,
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"You've wasted so much time, man."
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Well, best of luck, Domingo.
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Be honest. I won't fire you.
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TÍO MOCHALES' NEW IMAGE
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It looks like
it's trying to be the gay flag.
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- Like what?
- Like...
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I can't sell cheese with this stuff.
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- You can't sell... Sorry.
- Sorry.
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- Next.
- Okay.
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TÍO MOCHALES
A LITTLE CHEESE AND A LITTLE LOVE
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- Pepa never listens to me.
- Just a matter of time until she starts.
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- To me?
- Seriously. To you. You're talented.
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- I'm out of here, okay?
- Have a good one.
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END OF NEW DESIGN PRESENTATION
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- What's Mom of The Year still doing here?
- Hey, Mr. Talented.
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- You're nosy.
- That was cute.
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- Aren't you going to do anything?
- About what?
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About what else?
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Come on. He's an employee.
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We're not employees during
the team-building event. What are we?
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Laura's a trip. Where are you going?
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- To talk to Pepa.
- About what?
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- Wish me luck.
- Good luck.
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- Pepa.
- How are you, hon?
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Good.
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When I have a sec, we need to catch up.
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- How about now?
- Not now. I'm leaving.
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Quick question, Pepa.
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It's about the team-building event.
Since I just got back...
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- Yes?
- It's optional, right?
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Of course it is.
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Good.
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But you should go.
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Since you've been gone for so long,
it'd be good for you, right?
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Obviously. Of course.
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Yes. I'm going to go.
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New haircut, right?
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Yes.
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You can't always get it right.
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Look. It looks good on Lu too.
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That's Leo.
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I knew maternity leave
would have consequences.
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- Sure, because you didn't want to take it.
- You didn't.
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You took 15 days
and went to fitboxing a ton.
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Let's not fight. Do you want your kids
to grow up without a dad?
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They're going to grow up.
My wrists are already destroyed.
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Hey, what are you doing?
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Please, don't leave me. Olga.
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I'm packing for my team-building event.
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What team-building event?
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The one I go to every year.
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Wait a sec.
You're going to leave your kids alone?
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Not alone. With their dad.
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Before weaning?
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The freezer is full of milk.
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The freezer. Great.
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That's great. The freezer is full of milk.
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That's great.
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All I know is
I have to kill it this weekend.
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Hey. Wait, it's this weekend?
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Olga. Weren't we...?
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Okay.
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{\an8}RV WORLD
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Hi.
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So, you miss them, right?
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Are you crying?
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Uh, no.
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Shame and guilt, the Catholic queens.
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It sounds like you can hear them.
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How they say, "Mom."
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- "Mom."
- "Where are you, Mom?"
260
00:12:50,208 --> 00:12:53,250
- Mom is at max capacity at work.
- Yes.
261
00:12:53,833 --> 00:12:55,875
- Excuse me. My team needs me.
- Of course.
262
00:12:55,958 --> 00:12:57,208
Of course.
263
00:12:57,291 --> 00:13:00,625
It's a pyramid thing.
You put in some money, and you grow.
264
00:13:00,708 --> 00:13:02,375
You have to recruit members.
265
00:13:02,458 --> 00:13:05,541
I joined. You have no idea
how much money I've made.
266
00:13:05,625 --> 00:13:07,916
- I recommend it. Do you have cash?
- Hey.
267
00:13:08,875 --> 00:13:11,666
We'll show them that Sales
still does the heavy lifting.
268
00:13:11,750 --> 00:13:13,208
- Of course.
- Good.
269
00:13:13,291 --> 00:13:15,333
Look, I brought drugs.
270
00:13:16,083 --> 00:13:17,000
Parrondo.
271
00:13:17,750 --> 00:13:21,958
No, obviously. Olga, you're so naive.
That was a joke, boss.
272
00:13:22,041 --> 00:13:24,791
You're so naive. Why would I bring drugs?
273
00:13:28,333 --> 00:13:29,333
Listen, ladies.
274
00:13:29,416 --> 00:13:33,541
We're not in Sales,
so we don't have to worry about this.
275
00:13:33,625 --> 00:13:36,250
- We're too old for this.
- I'm young.
276
00:13:36,333 --> 00:13:39,625
Sure, but Natalia, for example,
sprained her ankle last year.
277
00:13:39,708 --> 00:13:42,083
That's because I have bad joints.
278
00:13:42,708 --> 00:13:45,291
Hey, colleagues.
279
00:13:47,625 --> 00:13:51,291
Can you all listen up for a minute?
280
00:13:51,375 --> 00:13:52,791
Yes. Hi!
281
00:13:52,875 --> 00:13:54,291
They can't hear you.
282
00:13:54,375 --> 00:13:56,500
This isn't working, is it?
283
00:13:59,958 --> 00:14:02,208
What is that hellish thing?
What's going on?
284
00:14:05,583 --> 00:14:07,541
Yes. Can you hear me now?
285
00:14:07,625 --> 00:14:09,791
- Now we can.
- Yes.
286
00:14:09,875 --> 00:14:12,166
We have a surprise for you all.
287
00:14:13,250 --> 00:14:15,333
{\an8}GREAT CHEESE, GREAT IDEAS
288
00:14:15,416 --> 00:14:17,458
{\an8}The box of great ideas.
289
00:14:19,500 --> 00:14:22,500
{\an8}We made this box
290
00:14:23,125 --> 00:14:25,833
{\an8}so all of you can submit your ideas
291
00:14:25,916 --> 00:14:29,625
{\an8}on how to improve
day-to-day life at the company, okay?
292
00:14:29,708 --> 00:14:32,750
{\an8}For example, "bring your pet."
293
00:14:32,833 --> 00:14:34,166
{\an8}Don't hold back.
294
00:14:34,250 --> 00:14:37,458
{\an8}All ideas are great ideas.
295
00:14:52,333 --> 00:14:55,166
THURSDAY
296
00:14:55,250 --> 00:14:57,916
That's cryptocurrency.
It's virtual. Now's the time.
297
00:14:58,000 --> 00:15:00,125
I play now, check it at night...
298
00:15:00,208 --> 00:15:02,500
Asia does its thing.
You sell... millionaire.
299
00:15:05,333 --> 00:15:07,125
Oh my God, this is a dump.
300
00:15:07,208 --> 00:15:08,208
Really?
301
00:15:08,708 --> 00:15:11,666
- Do you like nature?
- It's pretty cool, right?
302
00:15:11,750 --> 00:15:13,166
Yes, I like it too.
303
00:15:13,250 --> 00:15:15,625
I love it. I'm a super environmentalist.
304
00:15:15,708 --> 00:15:19,166
I have a bit of eco-anxiety
with everything that's happening...
305
00:15:19,250 --> 00:15:21,666
What are they talking about?
Are they hooking up?
306
00:15:21,750 --> 00:15:23,916
No. Not yet.
307
00:15:27,875 --> 00:15:29,833
Welcome to Vilches del Morrazo,
308
00:15:29,916 --> 00:15:32,666
where there are
more cows than inhabitants.
309
00:15:36,958 --> 00:15:38,583
I can't hear you.
310
00:15:38,666 --> 00:15:40,083
A bit louder.
311
00:15:40,166 --> 00:15:42,583
Let's go!
312
00:15:44,416 --> 00:15:45,458
Welcome.
313
00:15:46,500 --> 00:15:49,041
Back here, you can see all the games
314
00:15:49,125 --> 00:15:51,458
we'll be playing over the weekend.
315
00:15:51,541 --> 00:15:54,291
Hula-Hoops, role-playing, cow milking...
316
00:15:54,375 --> 00:15:55,791
All for points.
317
00:15:55,875 --> 00:16:02,291
We'll fill in the panel with your scores,
which will be the die-cast medals.
318
00:16:02,375 --> 00:16:03,333
THE GREAT TEAM GAME
319
00:16:03,416 --> 00:16:06,500
And the people with the most points...
320
00:16:07,500 --> 00:16:08,791
Surprise.
321
00:16:08,875 --> 00:16:11,000
I told you. It's a competition.
322
00:16:11,083 --> 00:16:13,166
- It's important...
- We'll destroy them.
323
00:16:13,250 --> 00:16:15,375
What we're going to do is
324
00:16:15,458 --> 00:16:18,291
keep the three Cs in mind.
325
00:16:18,375 --> 00:16:23,083
Confidence, communication,
and cooperativity.
326
00:16:23,166 --> 00:16:26,458
- How fun, right?
- Three clear Cs.
327
00:16:26,541 --> 00:16:29,750
Confidence, communication,
and cooperativity.
328
00:16:29,833 --> 00:16:31,875
Where did you find him?
329
00:16:31,958 --> 00:16:33,958
I think he's an actor.
330
00:16:34,041 --> 00:16:36,166
- Cooperativity.
- That's it.
331
00:16:36,250 --> 00:16:40,125
Excuse me. Sorry for jumping in.
332
00:16:40,208 --> 00:16:43,958
I want to say something on behalf of
all the members of this great family.
333
00:16:44,041 --> 00:16:46,708
What I'll say is,
and I think we'll all agree,
334
00:16:47,416 --> 00:16:50,750
thank you to the company and,
above all, thank you, Pepa,
335
00:16:50,833 --> 00:16:53,125
for this great gift you've given us.
336
00:16:53,208 --> 00:16:55,791
We're going to make the most of it.
Am I right?
337
00:17:05,666 --> 00:17:06,791
Go team!
338
00:17:06,875 --> 00:17:10,416
Many of you are probably wondering
what's behind these doors.
339
00:17:11,458 --> 00:17:12,375
Cows.
340
00:17:12,458 --> 00:17:13,625
And something else.
341
00:17:13,708 --> 00:17:17,625
Well, a ton of shit.
It really stinks out here...
342
00:17:17,708 --> 00:17:21,083
Our dear founder,
343
00:17:21,583 --> 00:17:23,000
Aldo Mochales.
344
00:17:24,416 --> 00:17:26,250
Mr. Mochales.
345
00:17:30,666 --> 00:17:33,041
He doesn't look like
the guy on the cheese label.
346
00:17:33,125 --> 00:17:35,458
Dear Aldo,
I know you don't like public speaking,
347
00:17:35,541 --> 00:17:38,791
but could you say a few words
to start the weekend, please?
348
00:17:44,791 --> 00:17:47,208
Fifty years ago...
349
00:17:48,708 --> 00:17:51,250
I dreamt that Jesus Christ and a dwarf
350
00:17:51,333 --> 00:17:54,083
were cutting my dad's hair.
351
00:17:55,541 --> 00:17:57,125
He didn't tell me this.
352
00:17:57,208 --> 00:18:00,833
I was drinking liquor with the dwarf.
353
00:18:00,916 --> 00:18:03,583
Two days later, my dad died.
354
00:18:04,958 --> 00:18:06,500
Did the dwarf kill him?
355
00:18:07,458 --> 00:18:09,500
- What?
- Did the dwarf kill him?
356
00:18:10,250 --> 00:18:12,125
How could the dwarf kill him?
357
00:18:12,208 --> 00:18:13,416
No?
358
00:18:13,500 --> 00:18:16,875
No way. He was flattened by a tractor.
359
00:18:17,458 --> 00:18:18,666
That's awful.
360
00:18:18,750 --> 00:18:21,125
And, one year later,
361
00:18:22,250 --> 00:18:25,083
I dreamt I founded a cheese factory...
362
00:18:27,333 --> 00:18:30,208
and I decided to bring that dream to life.
363
00:18:31,916 --> 00:18:34,125
Who are all of you?
364
00:18:35,125 --> 00:18:36,416
The employees.
365
00:18:36,500 --> 00:18:38,041
Well, that was rough.
366
00:18:38,125 --> 00:18:40,125
Well, you really inspired us.
367
00:18:40,208 --> 00:18:41,041
What?
368
00:18:41,125 --> 00:18:43,208
You really did inspire us. Great.
369
00:18:43,291 --> 00:18:45,166
Goosebumps, Aldo.
370
00:18:45,250 --> 00:18:47,250
A round of applause, please.
371
00:18:49,708 --> 00:18:51,833
Yes. I'll walk you back.
372
00:18:53,958 --> 00:18:56,291
But not to the cowshed. Not with the cows.
373
00:18:56,375 --> 00:18:57,541
Doesn't he live here?
374
00:18:58,833 --> 00:18:59,708
What?
375
00:18:59,791 --> 00:19:02,458
At Tío Mochales, what are we?
We're cheesemakers.
376
00:19:03,041 --> 00:19:06,500
And what is the first step
in making the best cheese?
377
00:19:08,041 --> 00:19:09,166
The milk?
378
00:19:09,250 --> 00:19:12,500
Each team will have a cow
at their disposal.
379
00:19:12,583 --> 00:19:15,083
The team that extracts the most milk...
380
00:19:16,625 --> 00:19:18,125
wins.
381
00:19:19,916 --> 00:19:21,541
- Pull.
- I don't want to hurt--
382
00:19:23,666 --> 00:19:25,708
It grosses me out.
383
00:19:27,958 --> 00:19:29,875
Good job, mommies!
384
00:19:29,958 --> 00:19:32,208
Look at the baby. He misses his mommy.
385
00:19:32,291 --> 00:19:35,791
"Baby"? Do you know
how good that steak is if you cook it?
386
00:19:36,583 --> 00:19:38,291
Okay. Go on. Shit.
387
00:19:43,458 --> 00:19:45,125
- Shit.
- Hey.
388
00:19:45,208 --> 00:19:46,708
- Oh, no.
- She's leaving!
389
00:19:46,791 --> 00:19:49,291
- No.
- She's leaving us.
390
00:19:49,875 --> 00:19:51,083
Help!
391
00:19:55,291 --> 00:19:58,375
Come back. You can tie up the cows.
392
00:19:59,791 --> 00:20:03,000
That wasn't too bad,
considering it was our first time.
393
00:20:03,083 --> 00:20:05,333
I don't think they're ready
for this activity.
394
00:20:05,416 --> 00:20:08,250
We should've started with something easy.
395
00:20:08,333 --> 00:20:11,708
- Look what I got. Nothing.
- If you want, I'll give you mine.
396
00:20:11,791 --> 00:20:14,125
The thing is, I'm lactose intolerant.
397
00:20:14,208 --> 00:20:16,791
- I've never done this before.
- Well...
398
00:20:16,875 --> 00:20:18,625
Listen, this is pathetic.
399
00:20:18,708 --> 00:20:20,166
Do you hear me? Pathetic.
400
00:20:21,500 --> 00:20:24,625
Meet me in the assembly hall
in ten minutes.
401
00:20:28,375 --> 00:20:30,541
Listen, this concerns all of you.
402
00:20:30,625 --> 00:20:33,375
I was going to tell you later,
but after what I saw...
403
00:20:34,083 --> 00:20:36,958
You're all lazing around,
so the sooner you know, the better.
404
00:20:37,041 --> 00:20:38,666
Are there going to be layoffs?
405
00:20:38,750 --> 00:20:41,666
The board is finalizing
the sale of Tío Mochales to Royal Pet.
406
00:20:41,750 --> 00:20:43,541
Isn't that dog food?
407
00:20:43,625 --> 00:20:45,708
The pet industry, Olga, has become
408
00:20:45,791 --> 00:20:48,166
one of the most powerful, didn't you know?
409
00:20:48,750 --> 00:20:50,041
No.
410
00:20:50,125 --> 00:20:53,125
Royal Pet is acquiring
all kinds of companies.
411
00:20:53,208 --> 00:20:56,041
They have a lot of money. Why?
412
00:20:56,125 --> 00:20:58,333
Because nowadays, everyone has cats,
413
00:20:58,416 --> 00:21:01,666
and no one has children, except Olga.
414
00:21:03,083 --> 00:21:06,541
The current market is a cruel jungle
for companies like ours.
415
00:21:06,625 --> 00:21:09,750
Too big to get government subsidies,
416
00:21:09,833 --> 00:21:13,375
and too small to compete globally.
417
00:21:13,458 --> 00:21:15,125
Indeed. Nieves is right.
418
00:21:15,208 --> 00:21:17,291
Angelines.
419
00:21:17,375 --> 00:21:21,833
We need a new corporation
to open doors for us, to make us grow.
420
00:21:21,916 --> 00:21:23,208
That's great.
421
00:21:23,291 --> 00:21:25,791
That's big news, isn't it?
422
00:21:25,875 --> 00:21:27,833
- It is.
- Go team!
423
00:21:33,375 --> 00:21:35,208
- Plus...
- All right.
424
00:21:35,291 --> 00:21:36,708
- Quiet.
- Plus...
425
00:21:36,791 --> 00:21:39,041
They have a very generous...
426
00:21:39,541 --> 00:21:40,666
salary policy.
427
00:21:40,750 --> 00:21:43,708
Prepare yourselves for a considerable
428
00:21:43,791 --> 00:21:44,958
raise.
429
00:21:45,041 --> 00:21:46,250
You heard me!
430
00:21:50,208 --> 00:21:52,833
Okay. Listen up.
431
00:21:52,916 --> 00:21:56,208
No. Let's listen...
Let's let Pepa finish, please.
432
00:21:56,291 --> 00:21:59,333
You have to take
this team-building event seriously. Why?
433
00:22:00,250 --> 00:22:03,000
Because we're starting a new chapter,
434
00:22:03,083 --> 00:22:04,958
and not all of you will be here for it.
435
00:22:05,541 --> 00:22:08,333
- So there are going to be layoffs.
- I'm afraid so.
436
00:22:08,416 --> 00:22:11,375
For more information,
here's Laura and her HR team.
437
00:22:11,458 --> 00:22:14,625
I don't... I don't have a team.
438
00:22:14,708 --> 00:22:17,083
But, can we negotiate the layoffs?
439
00:22:17,166 --> 00:22:18,833
Laura, excuse me.
440
00:22:18,916 --> 00:22:21,916
How many people are going to be laid off?
441
00:22:22,000 --> 00:22:24,833
Well, that's a very good question, Marco.
442
00:22:24,916 --> 00:22:29,791
The approximate calculation... It's not...
443
00:22:30,666 --> 00:22:34,458
It ranges around 30 to 40 percent.
444
00:22:34,541 --> 00:22:37,666
Thirty to forty percent? You're joking.
445
00:22:37,750 --> 00:22:42,583
But we're not going to let this spoil
the festive atmosphere of the weekend.
446
00:22:42,666 --> 00:22:44,125
Come on. What did you expect?
447
00:22:44,208 --> 00:22:45,916
Jesus. I just bought a Tesla.
448
00:22:46,000 --> 00:22:47,125
With your salary?
449
00:22:47,208 --> 00:22:50,000
Sorry for following
that fucking 2020 Agenda.
450
00:22:50,083 --> 00:22:51,583
- Thirty.
- Fuck. Thirty.
451
00:22:51,666 --> 00:22:55,333
The most important thing now
is to do well in the games,
452
00:22:55,416 --> 00:22:58,291
because those of you
who score the lowest, well...
453
00:23:03,041 --> 00:23:05,000
{\an8}ROYAL PET AND THEIR CREATIVE LAYOFFS
454
00:23:05,083 --> 00:23:08,625
{\an8}PROGRAMS TO REDUCE PERSONNEL
WHY SETTLE FOR AN ENVELOPE AND HANDSHAKE?
455
00:23:08,708 --> 00:23:10,083
Come on, Angelines.
456
00:23:10,666 --> 00:23:12,416
There, look.
457
00:23:13,333 --> 00:23:18,125
"Royal Pet is known for
its unusual hiring processes,
458
00:23:18,208 --> 00:23:21,291
which have reduced its workforce
in many countries."
459
00:23:21,375 --> 00:23:23,750
So we can be fired for losing a damn game.
460
00:23:23,833 --> 00:23:26,166
- Is that legal?
- Have you read your contract?
461
00:23:26,250 --> 00:23:28,958
They can toss you off a cliff
and call it a business trip.
462
00:23:29,041 --> 00:23:32,875
Bastards. There has to be a way
to stop this and defend our rights.
463
00:23:32,958 --> 00:23:36,291
I wish they'd invent something
to protect workers from abuse.
464
00:23:36,375 --> 00:23:38,750
Something called, for example, "a union."
465
00:23:38,833 --> 00:23:40,500
Here goes the union guy.
466
00:23:40,583 --> 00:23:42,500
- Go on.
- I've been saying it for ages.
467
00:23:42,583 --> 00:23:45,333
But you spent that money
on physical therapy discounts.
468
00:23:45,416 --> 00:23:48,458
We need that. I get spasms
from working at this company.
469
00:23:48,541 --> 00:23:51,125
- Me too.
- Then have your PT defend your rights.
470
00:23:51,208 --> 00:23:52,958
Now is not the time to argue.
471
00:23:53,041 --> 00:23:56,166
It's time to save our asses
and fight like motherfuckers.
472
00:24:00,333 --> 00:24:02,333
What? What's up?
473
00:24:02,416 --> 00:24:04,166
Did you think I had gone soft?
474
00:24:05,041 --> 00:24:06,083
- A mom?
- No.
475
00:24:06,166 --> 00:24:09,875
- No one thought that.
- Good, because I'll prove that's not true.
476
00:24:09,958 --> 00:24:12,875
Great, but then what?
Are we going to accept this?
477
00:24:12,958 --> 00:24:15,166
I just gave birth. I'm not job hunting.
478
00:24:15,250 --> 00:24:18,625
After the merger, salaries will go up.
I'm not quitting.
479
00:24:18,708 --> 00:24:21,375
They're going to give us
the medals anyway, right?
480
00:24:21,458 --> 00:24:23,500
- Don't worry. They will.
- And you?
481
00:24:24,083 --> 00:24:26,666
I've been with this company for 30 years.
482
00:24:26,750 --> 00:24:29,000
You know what's better
than a French salary?
483
00:24:29,666 --> 00:24:31,291
A Spanish layoff.
484
00:24:31,375 --> 00:24:33,375
- Dumbass.
- Go tear each other apart.
485
00:24:33,458 --> 00:24:35,333
I'm going to buy an RV.
486
00:24:35,916 --> 00:24:38,541
- Wonderful.
- Don't start tearing people apart.
487
00:24:38,625 --> 00:24:40,958
- There will be zero tearing apart.
- Good.
488
00:24:42,166 --> 00:24:47,541
Well, let's start
the Hula-Hoop challenge, okay?
489
00:24:47,625 --> 00:24:51,958
For this activity, it is very important
that everyone holds hands.
490
00:24:52,541 --> 00:24:54,708
One, two...
491
00:24:55,416 --> 00:24:56,750
- Good.
- Come on.
492
00:24:57,750 --> 00:25:00,083
Left, right. Left.
493
00:25:01,833 --> 00:25:04,166
There. There, that's it.
494
00:25:06,125 --> 00:25:08,416
Less flirting and more participation.
495
00:25:11,916 --> 00:25:15,708
Don't use your hands.
If we get stuck, we stop.
496
00:25:15,791 --> 00:25:18,458
And we start thinking about
why we got stuck.
497
00:25:19,458 --> 00:25:22,958
Left. Don't stop moving!
498
00:25:23,041 --> 00:25:24,583
One, two, three, left.
499
00:25:35,625 --> 00:25:37,208
Give him space. Domingo.
500
00:25:37,291 --> 00:25:38,791
What do you feel?
501
00:25:38,875 --> 00:25:39,958
Nothing.
502
00:25:40,541 --> 00:25:43,833
That's the problem.
You're all on autopilot.
503
00:25:47,500 --> 00:25:49,833
Red Team!
504
00:25:49,916 --> 00:25:52,333
Clara, Clarisa.
505
00:25:52,416 --> 00:25:53,458
Clara is for me.
506
00:25:56,541 --> 00:25:58,291
- Here.
- Thanks.
507
00:25:58,375 --> 00:26:02,166
We're in a livestock town,
and we get wet vending machine sandwiches.
508
00:26:02,250 --> 00:26:04,750
- Yes.
- My boobs hurt.
509
00:26:05,416 --> 00:26:10,583
Well, do you all remember
the personality tests we did in February?
510
00:26:10,666 --> 00:26:11,500
No.
511
00:26:12,833 --> 00:26:15,125
Well, we have the results.
512
00:26:15,208 --> 00:26:19,250
And most of you are blue,
513
00:26:19,333 --> 00:26:23,041
which is great, because blues are, well...
514
00:26:23,125 --> 00:26:27,083
realistic, analytical, tech-savvy...
515
00:26:27,166 --> 00:26:30,666
Sergio is a textbook blue.
516
00:26:30,750 --> 00:26:32,250
Are you blue?
517
00:26:32,333 --> 00:26:33,791
- Nice.
- That's what it says.
518
00:26:33,875 --> 00:26:35,250
We don't want blues.
519
00:26:36,791 --> 00:26:39,375
No, red is the color we want.
520
00:26:39,458 --> 00:26:42,041
Yes, reds are
521
00:26:42,125 --> 00:26:45,333
ambitious, authoritarian, proactive.
522
00:26:45,416 --> 00:26:47,041
Exactly. Red power.
523
00:26:47,125 --> 00:26:48,083
Red power.
524
00:26:48,166 --> 00:26:49,916
No, Olga, no.
525
00:26:50,416 --> 00:26:51,791
You are green.
526
00:26:54,416 --> 00:26:55,750
What is green?
527
00:26:55,833 --> 00:26:58,791
Well, green is creative,
528
00:26:58,875 --> 00:27:01,833
empathetic, spiritual.
529
00:27:03,666 --> 00:27:05,250
Green as grass.
530
00:27:05,750 --> 00:27:07,541
No, I'm not empathetic.
531
00:27:08,041 --> 00:27:11,000
I'm aggressive and authoritarian.
532
00:27:12,041 --> 00:27:14,958
I was really rude to Parrondo earlier.
533
00:27:15,041 --> 00:27:18,791
And I filled this out when I was pregnant.
Too many hormones.
534
00:27:18,875 --> 00:27:21,416
I'm red, almost maroon.
Can I take it again?
535
00:27:21,500 --> 00:27:22,541
No.
536
00:27:23,375 --> 00:27:25,708
- But I don't want to be green.
- Understandable.
537
00:27:25,791 --> 00:27:27,416
Green is softer than duck shit.
538
00:27:27,500 --> 00:27:32,125
You don't beat the competition
with greens, you beat them with reds.
539
00:27:32,208 --> 00:27:36,375
I have a blue foot because I fell,
and it hurts a lot. I mean--
540
00:27:36,458 --> 00:27:38,708
Stop complaining,
or I'll amputate it myself.
541
00:27:40,333 --> 00:27:42,458
She's really worked up.
542
00:27:43,500 --> 00:27:44,666
See? I'm red.
543
00:27:45,583 --> 00:27:46,916
I'm violent.
544
00:27:47,000 --> 00:27:51,291
The important thing
is to understand that the mix,
545
00:27:51,375 --> 00:27:55,291
the combination of personalities
is what enriches the group.
546
00:27:55,375 --> 00:27:59,500
Well, that and going out
in every challenge and snapping necks.
547
00:27:59,583 --> 00:28:01,416
Metaphorically.
548
00:28:01,916 --> 00:28:04,375
Or not. If you want to keep working here,
549
00:28:04,458 --> 00:28:05,875
be reds.
550
00:28:06,375 --> 00:28:07,666
Snap necks.
551
00:28:09,875 --> 00:28:12,166
Don't snap anything, please.
552
00:28:12,250 --> 00:28:14,375
Parrondo, you...
553
00:28:14,958 --> 00:28:16,250
You're gray.
554
00:28:16,333 --> 00:28:18,166
Shit. What's that?
555
00:28:18,250 --> 00:28:19,750
No one really knows.
556
00:28:20,791 --> 00:28:21,666
Pepa.
557
00:28:22,625 --> 00:28:25,958
- I wanted to talk to you about something.
- Yes?
558
00:28:26,041 --> 00:28:29,541
I know this is a very delicate moment
for the company,
559
00:28:29,625 --> 00:28:32,666
especially for you,
because firing people is hard.
560
00:28:32,750 --> 00:28:34,666
But I can do it if you want.
561
00:28:34,750 --> 00:28:37,458
That's why we have a Human Resources team.
562
00:28:37,541 --> 00:28:39,583
Laura can't even
take care of Mr. Mochales.
563
00:28:39,666 --> 00:28:43,291
This team-building event
is good for everyone, especially you.
564
00:28:43,375 --> 00:28:44,750
Why me?
565
00:28:46,250 --> 00:28:49,166
I know why.
It's because you're getting promoted.
566
00:28:49,250 --> 00:28:50,666
That's it! I told Sergio.
567
00:28:50,750 --> 00:28:52,625
- Lower your voice.
- Okay.
568
00:28:53,416 --> 00:28:56,791
So... who are they suggesting
fill your position?
569
00:28:56,875 --> 00:28:58,958
The French want it to be one of theirs,
570
00:28:59,041 --> 00:29:01,708
but I'd like it to be someone I trust.
571
00:29:01,791 --> 00:29:03,375
You're killing me, Pepa.
572
00:29:03,458 --> 00:29:06,333
I'll drop dead right here.
You won't regret this.
573
00:29:06,416 --> 00:29:09,500
I'll do anything.
If I don't stand a chance, nobody does.
574
00:29:09,583 --> 00:29:10,875
I'm recommending Olga.
575
00:29:11,541 --> 00:29:13,250
No. Olga's a disaster.
576
00:29:13,333 --> 00:29:15,791
She can't take care of herself.
Have you seen her?
577
00:29:15,875 --> 00:29:17,166
Her own body is too much.
578
00:29:17,250 --> 00:29:19,916
She doesn't sleep.
She has marital issues and two kids--
579
00:29:20,000 --> 00:29:21,500
Olga is wonderful.
580
00:29:22,750 --> 00:29:24,875
I mean, Olga is my best friend.
581
00:29:24,958 --> 00:29:27,666
She's not the problem.
It's a hard time for her.
582
00:29:27,750 --> 00:29:30,375
She doesn't know about this,
so don't say a word.
583
00:29:30,458 --> 00:29:31,625
Not a peep.
584
00:29:31,708 --> 00:29:32,625
- Yes.
- Good.
585
00:29:32,708 --> 00:29:34,416
There's something I don't get.
586
00:29:34,500 --> 00:29:37,083
Why is this team-building event
so important for me?
587
00:29:37,166 --> 00:29:38,791
For you and everyone.
588
00:29:39,333 --> 00:29:44,166
Not all of you will be able to stay,
so you need to give it your all.
589
00:30:05,000 --> 00:30:06,250
Is everything okay?
590
00:30:06,333 --> 00:30:08,875
I don't have a fucking life
because of this job.
591
00:30:08,958 --> 00:30:12,291
I had to come all the way here
to find out that I could be fired
592
00:30:12,375 --> 00:30:14,541
like any Angelines from Administration.
593
00:30:17,833 --> 00:30:18,916
Hey.
594
00:30:21,083 --> 00:30:23,083
Aren't you worried?
595
00:30:23,166 --> 00:30:26,583
Marco, having the same job
for the rest of your life is...
596
00:30:27,583 --> 00:30:29,833
for old people, just like Facebook.
597
00:30:31,083 --> 00:30:32,500
I'm on Facebook.
598
00:30:34,666 --> 00:30:37,416
- Do you know what relaxes me?
- Surprise me.
599
00:30:37,500 --> 00:30:40,083
- Listening to Britney Spears.
- Bye!
600
00:30:42,083 --> 00:30:43,416
- Listen to me.
- Sure.
601
00:30:43,500 --> 00:30:45,000
- You'll like it.
- Sure.
602
00:30:45,083 --> 00:30:47,250
- Yes, I love Britney Spears.
- Look.
603
00:30:51,000 --> 00:30:52,500
No, we can't.
604
00:30:52,583 --> 00:30:55,375
No, hey. No.
You're going to get me in trouble.
605
00:30:55,458 --> 00:30:57,416
- Shut up.
- Big trouble.
606
00:31:12,250 --> 00:31:14,291
You miss them, don't you?
607
00:31:14,375 --> 00:31:17,041
You think you're going to sleep soundly,
don't you?
608
00:31:17,125 --> 00:31:18,125
Well, no.
609
00:31:18,625 --> 00:31:21,125
No way. You'll never sleep well again.
610
00:31:21,208 --> 00:31:22,916
- Never.
- Never.
611
00:31:23,000 --> 00:31:26,958
I never wake up later than 6:00,
and my eldest is already in college.
612
00:31:27,041 --> 00:31:29,291
- What do I do?
- Eye mask.
613
00:31:30,166 --> 00:31:31,166
Earplugs.
614
00:31:32,041 --> 00:31:33,041
Diazepam.
615
00:31:34,958 --> 00:31:36,791
I'll take the sleep mask.
616
00:31:37,416 --> 00:31:40,416
- You don't get to choose.
- A mommy needs all three.
617
00:31:40,500 --> 00:31:42,083
- At least.
- Exactly.
618
00:31:42,166 --> 00:31:43,541
Forgive me,
619
00:31:43,625 --> 00:31:47,541
but I'm not going to allow
motherhood to be everything
620
00:31:47,625 --> 00:31:49,125
in my life, okay?
621
00:31:49,208 --> 00:31:52,000
I can't spend all day
talking about onesies,
622
00:31:52,083 --> 00:31:55,333
burp cloths, co-sleeping,
semi co-sleeping,
623
00:31:55,416 --> 00:32:00,708
fucking breastfeeding groups,
cracked nipples, radioactive black poop.
624
00:32:00,791 --> 00:32:03,625
- Meconium.
- It's called meconium.
625
00:32:03,708 --> 00:32:05,500
I'm sorry. I can't.
626
00:32:06,041 --> 00:32:08,000
At home, I can. There, I'm Olga, a mom.
627
00:32:08,083 --> 00:32:11,500
A loving and patient person.
628
00:32:12,000 --> 00:32:13,125
But not here.
629
00:32:13,625 --> 00:32:16,500
Here I'm Olga, the head of Sales,
630
00:32:16,583 --> 00:32:18,875
and a crazy, rabid bitch.
631
00:32:18,958 --> 00:32:21,750
Okay? They're two different Olgas.
632
00:32:21,833 --> 00:32:25,333
And now, one of them needs to sleep
so she doesn't get fired.
633
00:32:25,416 --> 00:32:26,708
Okay.
634
00:32:27,291 --> 00:32:31,541
- Those mood swings are normal.
- She won't get a wink of sleep tonight.
635
00:32:31,625 --> 00:32:33,000
- No way.
- It's the truth.
636
00:32:33,083 --> 00:32:34,083
Good night.
637
00:32:34,166 --> 00:32:35,333
Okay. Good night.
638
00:32:35,416 --> 00:32:37,250
- Good night.
- Good night, mommies.
639
00:32:37,333 --> 00:32:38,625
Rest up.
640
00:32:41,083 --> 00:32:42,708
Listen, just a quick thing.
641
00:32:42,791 --> 00:32:46,333
I'm looking for the bottle warmer,
and I can't find it anywhere.
642
00:32:47,000 --> 00:32:48,833
Look, I found it. Forget it.
643
00:32:48,916 --> 00:32:51,416
Another thing.
Can I put it in the dishwasher or...?
644
00:32:52,375 --> 00:32:54,541
I just talked to my mom.
645
00:32:55,041 --> 00:32:56,958
She says we're behind on picking a school.
646
00:32:57,041 --> 00:32:59,375
It's okay. Mommy's not here. I know.
647
00:32:59,875 --> 00:33:02,666
She's partying with her friends.
Mom abandoned us.
648
00:33:02,750 --> 00:33:06,583
She abandoned us, so here we are,
eating leftovers from the fridge.
649
00:33:06,666 --> 00:33:08,375
Mom's not here because she doesn't--
650
00:33:14,500 --> 00:33:17,875
FRIDAY
651
00:33:17,958 --> 00:33:19,291
Good morning, team.
652
00:33:19,375 --> 00:33:21,125
It's 7:00 a.m.
653
00:33:21,208 --> 00:33:25,625
What better way to start the day
than with human chess?
654
00:33:25,708 --> 00:33:28,333
I'm going to say this one last time.
655
00:33:28,416 --> 00:33:32,416
The use of cell phones
inside the suits is not allowed.
656
00:33:32,500 --> 00:33:35,166
Because I've been watching you all.
657
00:33:35,875 --> 00:33:40,416
Okay? This is all about "groupality."
658
00:33:40,500 --> 00:33:42,833
The feeling of being a team, the team.
659
00:33:42,916 --> 00:33:44,125
What are you?
660
00:33:44,208 --> 00:33:45,708
I'm Domingo. Why?
661
00:33:45,791 --> 00:33:47,375
Rook? Bishop? Knight?
662
00:33:47,458 --> 00:33:49,416
Pepa, I'm too old for this.
663
00:33:49,500 --> 00:33:51,166
I don't care. It is what it is.
664
00:33:51,250 --> 00:33:52,958
But it's the weekend.
665
00:33:55,375 --> 00:33:57,250
What color did you get on the test?
666
00:33:58,750 --> 00:34:00,333
He didn't take it.
667
00:34:01,125 --> 00:34:03,041
- I took it.
- No, you didn't.
668
00:34:03,125 --> 00:34:04,166
I forgot.
669
00:34:04,250 --> 00:34:05,791
- And the box?
- What box?
670
00:34:05,875 --> 00:34:09,041
Did you submit any ideas
to improve the company?
671
00:34:09,125 --> 00:34:11,166
- I was just about to...
- No.
672
00:34:11,958 --> 00:34:13,125
- Not that either?
- No.
673
00:34:13,208 --> 00:34:14,458
- You're a snitch.
- Domingo.
674
00:34:14,541 --> 00:34:17,458
Seniority can't be
an excuse for everything.
675
00:34:17,541 --> 00:34:21,125
We've discovered that we have
plenty of reasons to fire you.
676
00:34:21,208 --> 00:34:23,708
What a shame. You're breaking my heart.
677
00:34:23,791 --> 00:34:26,208
- But if I have to go, I'll go.
- No severance.
678
00:34:26,291 --> 00:34:27,625
No way. How can you...?
679
00:34:27,708 --> 00:34:29,250
- No severance.
- No.
680
00:34:29,333 --> 00:34:31,791
Excuse me. That's a serious matter.
681
00:34:31,875 --> 00:34:35,458
- You can't fire me without severance pay.
- There's a report...
682
00:34:35,541 --> 00:34:37,208
- I didn't write it.
- What report?
683
00:34:37,291 --> 00:34:40,333
In the last three years,
according to your review...
684
00:34:40,416 --> 00:34:41,291
You're a spy?
685
00:34:41,375 --> 00:34:45,125
...Domingo has been an average
of 20 minutes late 85% of workdays.
686
00:34:45,208 --> 00:34:47,500
- But you put me--
- 85% of workdays.
687
00:34:47,583 --> 00:34:50,000
But you put my parking spot
miles away, so--
688
00:34:50,083 --> 00:34:53,083
- Continue.
- Using offensive language.
689
00:34:53,166 --> 00:34:55,000
Are you listening? Offensive language.
690
00:34:55,083 --> 00:34:57,166
I've never used offensive language.
691
00:34:57,250 --> 00:34:59,541
When referring to the doorman, Joaquín...
692
00:34:59,625 --> 00:35:03,250
- What'd he call him?
- He said, "the Black kid by the door."
693
00:35:03,333 --> 00:35:05,833
That's what you called
the doorman, Joaquín.
694
00:35:05,916 --> 00:35:09,166
There are five Joaquíns at the company.
The one by the door is Black.
695
00:35:09,250 --> 00:35:11,458
Discriminatory behavior.
696
00:35:11,541 --> 00:35:13,083
- Towards whom?
- Jess, the intern.
697
00:35:13,166 --> 00:35:14,875
- Who is Jess?
- The lead intern.
698
00:35:14,958 --> 00:35:18,291
- You didn't ask Jess for their pronouns.
- You referred to them as "she."
699
00:35:18,375 --> 00:35:20,750
You used the wrong pronouns
the whole time.
700
00:35:20,833 --> 00:35:25,541
- They filed a complaint before they left.
- I have no problem with bipolar people.
701
00:35:27,791 --> 00:35:30,958
Do you know what's going to happen
with a report like this?
702
00:35:31,041 --> 00:35:34,250
These are sufficient grounds
for lawful termination.
703
00:35:34,333 --> 00:35:35,500
And you know it.
704
00:35:38,166 --> 00:35:40,041
I've given my life to this company.
705
00:35:40,125 --> 00:35:42,416
And you're going to fire me
without severance?
706
00:35:42,500 --> 00:35:44,916
- You have this weekend to change that.
- No.
707
00:35:46,500 --> 00:35:48,541
I want to see you giving it your all.
708
00:35:51,333 --> 00:35:53,458
We're all getting canned, ladies.
709
00:35:53,541 --> 00:35:54,375
Quit it.
710
00:35:55,333 --> 00:35:56,333
What do we do?
711
00:35:56,416 --> 00:35:58,916
Eliminate the strongest competition.
712
00:36:02,333 --> 00:36:04,125
- Queen.
- The queen.
713
00:36:09,458 --> 00:36:11,750
Hi, Mommy. How are you?
714
00:36:11,833 --> 00:36:13,416
There are going to be layoffs.
715
00:36:13,500 --> 00:36:15,875
There will be layoffs
at the worst possible time.
716
00:36:15,958 --> 00:36:19,000
They won't fire you, will they?
You're a champion.
717
00:36:19,083 --> 00:36:23,250
No, I'm not a champion, Víctor.
I don't know what's wrong with me.
718
00:36:23,333 --> 00:36:27,041
I'm telling everyone I'm still a killer,
but my body isn't cooperating.
719
00:36:27,125 --> 00:36:28,708
I don't get it. This is awful.
720
00:36:28,791 --> 00:36:30,458
Yes. That sucks, my love.
721
00:36:30,541 --> 00:36:33,875
Look, I need to change the subject.
Look, well...
722
00:36:33,958 --> 00:36:37,541
We have a little problem here.
A fever problem, okay?
723
00:36:37,625 --> 00:36:38,750
Leo or Lu?
724
00:36:38,833 --> 00:36:40,583
- Both of them.
- What's their temp?
725
00:36:40,666 --> 00:36:43,625
First, I put it under Leo's arm, right?
726
00:36:43,708 --> 00:36:45,708
And he had a temp of 38.
727
00:36:45,791 --> 00:36:48,083
But then I put it in his butt...
728
00:36:48,166 --> 00:36:51,208
- In his butt?
- Of course. To get a second opinion.
729
00:36:51,291 --> 00:36:53,708
Wait, no.
Tell me you washed the thermometer.
730
00:36:53,791 --> 00:36:56,541
Dad's carrying a bit of a mental load.
731
00:36:56,625 --> 00:36:58,625
Drop the fucking stuffie.
732
00:36:58,708 --> 00:37:00,125
Yes, but what do I do?
733
00:37:00,208 --> 00:37:03,416
If they're sick,
how about taking them to the doctor?
734
00:37:03,500 --> 00:37:05,083
- We need to talk.
- Download it.
735
00:37:05,166 --> 00:37:07,166
- I won't download it.
- Make an appointment.
736
00:37:07,250 --> 00:37:09,791
- I have to make an appointment?
- I have to go, love.
737
00:37:11,375 --> 00:37:14,458
- Do you mind if...?
- Yes, I mind.
738
00:37:14,541 --> 00:37:16,833
We asked for a raise.
You said there was no budget.
739
00:37:16,916 --> 00:37:18,708
- There wasn't.
- Of course not.
740
00:37:18,791 --> 00:37:22,166
- Because you were pocketing it.
- Excuse me? What'd you say?
741
00:37:22,250 --> 00:37:25,041
Your payslip was uploaded
to the "driver," hon.
742
00:37:25,125 --> 00:37:27,583
My payslips? Who did that?
743
00:37:27,666 --> 00:37:29,541
- Domingo?
- That doesn't matter now.
744
00:37:29,625 --> 00:37:31,333
You make this plus bonuses?
745
00:37:32,250 --> 00:37:33,875
- Yes, obviously.
- Obviously.
746
00:37:33,958 --> 00:37:35,041
She makes this much!
747
00:37:35,125 --> 00:37:37,708
This is how much she makes! Unbelievable!
748
00:37:37,791 --> 00:37:40,166
Some of us
have been working here for 15 years.
749
00:37:41,000 --> 00:37:44,000
Maybe it's because I'm the boss
and you're not.
750
00:37:44,083 --> 00:37:47,041
Olga, Jesus Christ.
You make three times more than us?
751
00:37:47,125 --> 00:37:51,041
I make three times more
because I work three times more!
752
00:37:51,125 --> 00:37:53,958
I take on three times the responsibility,
753
00:37:54,041 --> 00:37:56,250
and I put up with three times more idiots!
754
00:37:56,333 --> 00:37:57,708
Did you get that?
755
00:37:58,291 --> 00:38:01,500
And I don't do drugs in the corner
at team-building events.
756
00:38:01,583 --> 00:38:04,375
Please, are you really
going to stoop that low?
757
00:38:04,458 --> 00:38:07,125
So what if I brought some candy
to the team-building event
758
00:38:07,208 --> 00:38:11,625
so the kids let loose, flirt and dance,
instead of this looking like a funeral?
759
00:38:11,708 --> 00:38:13,625
Do you know what hurts the most?
760
00:38:14,208 --> 00:38:17,291
Padilla never would've
treated us like this.
761
00:38:17,791 --> 00:38:20,583
Padilla doesn't have
my fucking mental load!
762
00:38:21,208 --> 00:38:23,833
Come on, guys. Let's go have a few beers.
763
00:38:36,125 --> 00:38:38,583
Everything is fine. Calm down.
764
00:38:39,375 --> 00:38:40,625
Breathe.
765
00:38:42,083 --> 00:38:43,708
Fucking Domingo.
766
00:39:11,250 --> 00:39:14,166
We meet again in this activity.
767
00:39:14,666 --> 00:39:16,916
We're going to work.
768
00:39:17,500 --> 00:39:21,458
We're going to spend time together,
focusing on confidence,
769
00:39:21,541 --> 00:39:23,916
empathy, camaraderie...
770
00:39:24,000 --> 00:39:26,750
- Empathy, camarad--
- And what else?
771
00:39:26,833 --> 00:39:28,166
And...
772
00:39:28,250 --> 00:39:29,583
- Punctuality.
- Yes?
773
00:39:29,666 --> 00:39:34,000
Yes. Ensuring we're punctual
so we don't disrupt the work atmosphere.
774
00:39:34,083 --> 00:39:36,958
Let's start with role-playing.
775
00:39:37,458 --> 00:39:40,083
A nuclear war has broken out.
776
00:39:40,166 --> 00:39:42,291
Yes. Of course.
777
00:39:42,375 --> 00:39:46,333
And you are six strangers
who manage to survive
778
00:39:46,416 --> 00:39:49,166
on board a hot air balloon.
779
00:39:49,250 --> 00:39:50,916
Sorry, if we're strangers,
780
00:39:51,000 --> 00:39:55,541
I would like to know
how I should address them properly.
781
00:39:55,625 --> 00:39:57,375
I need to know their pronouns.
782
00:39:57,458 --> 00:40:00,208
He, he, she.
783
00:40:00,291 --> 00:40:02,458
They, it, right?
784
00:40:02,541 --> 00:40:04,750
Sorry. Are we all normal, then?
785
00:40:07,083 --> 00:40:11,750
The balloon is heading
towards a desert island.
786
00:40:11,833 --> 00:40:16,250
There, you will start a new civilization.
787
00:40:16,333 --> 00:40:17,250
Okay?
788
00:40:17,750 --> 00:40:22,125
There's only one small problem.
789
00:40:22,208 --> 00:40:24,625
There's too much weight in the basket.
790
00:40:24,708 --> 00:40:29,541
If you want to reach your destination,
you'll have to throw someone out.
791
00:40:29,625 --> 00:40:32,250
Armando, the company's lawyer,
into the water.
792
00:40:32,333 --> 00:40:34,166
- Why me?
- Why?
793
00:40:35,375 --> 00:40:38,291
What are we going to do with a lawyer
on a desert island?
794
00:40:38,375 --> 00:40:39,458
Isn't that ridiculous?
795
00:40:39,541 --> 00:40:41,875
The lawyer, wham, bam, to the sharks.
796
00:40:41,958 --> 00:40:44,208
Quick, resolute, and authoritarian.
797
00:40:44,291 --> 00:40:47,583
The lawyer to the fucking sharks, now!
Come on!
798
00:40:49,291 --> 00:40:52,333
The talk was useful,
because he seems more motivated.
799
00:40:53,583 --> 00:40:54,875
I'll take note of that.
800
00:40:55,625 --> 00:40:58,375
Domingo, this is
a role-playing game, okay?
801
00:40:58,458 --> 00:41:02,000
- Yes.
- We're all playing roles that aren't ours.
802
00:41:02,083 --> 00:41:03,958
- He is not himself.
- Oh.
803
00:41:04,041 --> 00:41:05,791
- You are not yourself.
- Sorry.
804
00:41:05,875 --> 00:41:07,083
- And I'm not me.
- Sorry.
805
00:41:07,166 --> 00:41:08,916
I actually am me, but...
806
00:41:09,000 --> 00:41:11,291
So, how do we play?
807
00:41:11,375 --> 00:41:13,208
You each have an envelope.
808
00:41:13,291 --> 00:41:17,916
Open it and defend your place
on board the balloon.
809
00:41:18,000 --> 00:41:19,375
Where is the envelope?
810
00:41:19,458 --> 00:41:20,500
Underneath you.
811
00:41:22,291 --> 00:41:23,666
Are you okay, Domingo?
812
00:41:24,583 --> 00:41:26,000
Thanks.
813
00:41:27,625 --> 00:41:28,875
Well...
814
00:41:29,375 --> 00:41:31,000
- Fan him.
- Beautiful.
815
00:41:31,083 --> 00:41:32,458
I love the envelope.
816
00:41:32,541 --> 00:41:36,666
Hey, I have to stay in the balloon
because I'm an expert hunter.
817
00:41:36,750 --> 00:41:39,583
And when we get to the island,
we'll have to eat.
818
00:41:39,666 --> 00:41:42,125
Only if there are animals. We don't know.
819
00:41:42,208 --> 00:41:43,541
Look, I'm vegan.
820
00:41:43,625 --> 00:41:47,875
If a wild boar attacks, what will you do,
throw tofu cubes at it?
821
00:41:48,791 --> 00:41:51,916
- Come on...
- Tofu? Tofu!
822
00:41:52,000 --> 00:41:55,125
Tofu is delicious, okay?
My sister eats a lot of tofu.
823
00:41:55,208 --> 00:41:57,375
Attention! Who's vegan?
824
00:41:57,458 --> 00:42:00,083
Who likes tofu? Tofu is very important.
825
00:42:00,166 --> 00:42:02,541
Tofu is very important for life!
826
00:42:03,166 --> 00:42:05,166
And how are you going to do it?
827
00:42:05,250 --> 00:42:06,791
- Do what?
- Defend us.
828
00:42:06,875 --> 00:42:08,458
I suppose she doesn't have weapons.
829
00:42:08,541 --> 00:42:10,375
- There are no weapons on the island.
- No?
830
00:42:10,458 --> 00:42:12,000
- No weapons. No.
- Nope.
831
00:42:12,083 --> 00:42:14,125
Well, I can make spears.
832
00:42:14,208 --> 00:42:16,125
I'm going to look for a wild boar.
833
00:42:16,208 --> 00:42:18,083
- Domingo.
- Domingo, please.
834
00:42:18,166 --> 00:42:19,541
Is he having a stroke?
835
00:42:19,625 --> 00:42:21,750
- Aren't his eyes really red?
- Super red.
836
00:42:21,833 --> 00:42:24,750
- No.
- "No"? They're like two red peppers.
837
00:42:24,833 --> 00:42:26,166
They look fine to me.
838
00:42:26,250 --> 00:42:27,291
- Sorry.
- Yes.
839
00:42:27,375 --> 00:42:30,750
We can't insert ourselves
into the activities...
840
00:42:30,833 --> 00:42:33,041
- I was looking for the wild boar.
- No.
841
00:42:35,541 --> 00:42:37,125
I'll go, okay?
842
00:42:38,250 --> 00:42:39,291
Botanist.
843
00:42:39,375 --> 00:42:43,541
How will we survive
without floral centerpieces on the table?
844
00:42:43,625 --> 00:42:46,208
I'm a marvelous homosexual botanist.
845
00:42:46,291 --> 00:42:48,291
I'm not a florist, you hick.
846
00:42:48,375 --> 00:42:50,500
- I have gay friends.
- Great.
847
00:42:51,000 --> 00:42:53,041
- That's great, Domingo.
- Because I'm woke.
848
00:42:53,125 --> 00:42:54,041
Well, wait.
849
00:42:54,125 --> 00:42:56,875
On the island,
we'll probably get sick. Right?
850
00:42:56,958 --> 00:42:59,333
And we'll need medicine.
851
00:42:59,416 --> 00:43:01,375
- Everything's found in nature.
- Wonderful!
852
00:43:01,458 --> 00:43:04,333
I love nature and little trees!
853
00:43:04,416 --> 00:43:06,125
I love trees.
854
00:43:06,208 --> 00:43:07,875
I can't reach the tree!
855
00:43:07,958 --> 00:43:09,333
I'm calling my sister.
856
00:43:09,416 --> 00:43:12,833
I'm going to ask her
what kind of tofu she buys.
857
00:43:14,250 --> 00:43:16,666
As I was saying, Marco should stay
858
00:43:16,750 --> 00:43:19,166
because he knows where to find medicine.
859
00:43:19,250 --> 00:43:22,250
And I know how to use them because...
860
00:43:23,208 --> 00:43:24,208
I'm a doctor.
861
00:43:25,166 --> 00:43:26,000
Boom.
862
00:43:26,083 --> 00:43:27,583
Okay. It's my turn.
863
00:43:28,916 --> 00:43:30,166
Engineer.
864
00:43:30,250 --> 00:43:31,875
Perfect. I'm a builder.
865
00:43:31,958 --> 00:43:34,791
I'll build everything you design.
866
00:43:34,875 --> 00:43:36,708
We'll work together.
867
00:43:36,791 --> 00:43:38,208
Domingo's envelope.
868
00:43:38,291 --> 00:43:39,875
- No.
- You have to open it.
869
00:43:39,958 --> 00:43:41,291
No.
870
00:43:41,375 --> 00:43:42,750
- Now.
- No.
871
00:43:43,333 --> 00:43:45,000
It belongs to everyone.
872
00:43:45,083 --> 00:43:46,125
The envelope.
873
00:43:46,208 --> 00:43:47,541
Domingo is the lawyer.
874
00:43:47,625 --> 00:43:50,375
No! You won't catch me alive! No!
875
00:43:50,458 --> 00:43:52,291
No!
876
00:44:00,666 --> 00:44:03,166
Let's move on to the karaoke challenge.
877
00:44:03,250 --> 00:44:04,125
Domingo?
878
00:44:06,458 --> 00:44:07,833
Domingo, are you alive?
879
00:44:07,916 --> 00:44:09,166
I'm okay.
880
00:44:21,916 --> 00:44:24,291
I nailed that, right? Right?
881
00:44:24,375 --> 00:44:25,833
Is that broken or what?
882
00:44:42,375 --> 00:44:46,375
I've been singing for half an hour.
Tell me how the scoring works.
883
00:44:47,208 --> 00:44:48,166
I'm sorry.
884
00:44:49,375 --> 00:44:50,916
You could've killed me.
885
00:44:51,541 --> 00:44:52,500
And you?
886
00:44:53,000 --> 00:44:54,875
Why did you share my payslips?
887
00:44:57,166 --> 00:44:58,750
Because you're the best.
888
00:44:59,750 --> 00:45:02,541
If you get fired, you'll get hired
at a new company tomorrow.
889
00:45:02,625 --> 00:45:04,791
I don't want a new job. I have this one.
890
00:45:06,875 --> 00:45:09,333
You don't want to, and I can't.
891
00:45:12,166 --> 00:45:13,000
Why not?
892
00:45:14,291 --> 00:45:17,791
How many companies
want to hire an old geezer like me
893
00:45:17,875 --> 00:45:19,416
at this stage in the game?
894
00:45:55,750 --> 00:45:57,541
I have an RV.
895
00:46:09,458 --> 00:46:10,458
Hello?
896
00:46:43,791 --> 00:46:46,583
- Who are they?
- No clue. They come back in the afternoon.
897
00:46:46,666 --> 00:46:48,208
We can't...
898
00:46:48,291 --> 00:46:50,916
- No. They've been here all week.
- What if they catch us?
899
00:46:51,000 --> 00:46:54,291
- What if this is your best lay ever?
- We're going to get in trouble.
900
00:46:55,875 --> 00:46:56,791
United States!
901
00:46:57,375 --> 00:46:58,875
The US turns me on.
902
00:46:58,958 --> 00:47:01,125
- Really? Seriously?
- Ever since I was a kid.
903
00:47:05,541 --> 00:47:08,208
Call me tacky women's names.
904
00:47:08,958 --> 00:47:11,333
- Paquita.
- That's it. Call me Paquita.
905
00:47:11,416 --> 00:47:12,416
- Paquita?
- That's it.
906
00:47:15,833 --> 00:47:17,041
Pull down my...
907
00:47:31,041 --> 00:47:32,833
No! Not top!
908
00:47:32,916 --> 00:47:33,916
Okay.
909
00:47:34,791 --> 00:47:35,708
Domingo?
910
00:47:40,916 --> 00:47:42,708
Are you a voyeur?
911
00:47:42,791 --> 00:47:45,291
- I...
- What are you doing here?
912
00:47:45,375 --> 00:47:47,583
Nothing. What are you two doing here?
913
00:47:47,666 --> 00:47:49,375
- Having a meeting.
- "A meeting"?
914
00:47:49,458 --> 00:47:52,041
- Is Tati coming? She is?
- Yes. What's going on?
915
00:47:52,125 --> 00:47:53,333
But... What?
916
00:47:54,291 --> 00:47:55,208
Domingo.
917
00:47:55,291 --> 00:47:57,208
Domingo, step on the brake.
918
00:47:57,291 --> 00:47:58,916
The hand brake, Domingo!
919
00:48:13,208 --> 00:48:14,875
That's our RV, right?
920
00:48:23,500 --> 00:48:25,125
Domingo.
921
00:48:25,208 --> 00:48:26,583
- What?
- Are you okay?
922
00:48:26,666 --> 00:48:28,666
Don't tell anyone about this.
923
00:48:28,750 --> 00:48:31,791
Whatever. Do whatever you want.
You're grown-ups.
924
00:48:31,875 --> 00:48:35,291
But I'm his boss,
and I could be accused of abuse of power.
925
00:48:35,375 --> 00:48:37,958
- Look at me.
- Is this abuse of power?
926
00:48:38,833 --> 00:48:41,541
- I don't know.
- Okay. Forget it. Don't worry.
927
00:48:41,625 --> 00:48:44,375
Let me out.
Your erections are blocking my way.
928
00:48:44,458 --> 00:48:46,375
- Okay.
- Come on. Let me out now.
929
00:48:46,458 --> 00:48:48,041
We trust you, Domingo.
930
00:49:02,291 --> 00:49:06,458
33 - DOMINGO
931
00:49:24,208 --> 00:49:25,625
What are you doing here?
932
00:49:29,125 --> 00:49:31,916
I don't want to stick my nose
in other people's business.
933
00:49:32,000 --> 00:49:33,250
Then don't.
934
00:49:34,833 --> 00:49:36,416
Are you and Sergio...
935
00:49:36,500 --> 00:49:38,083
hooking up?
936
00:49:39,250 --> 00:49:40,291
Fucking Domingo.
937
00:49:40,875 --> 00:49:43,541
- So, you are.
- No, and neither of you have proof.
938
00:49:43,625 --> 00:49:47,916
Look, I know that this is
unprofessional of me,
939
00:49:48,000 --> 00:49:50,208
but this is very stupid of you.
940
00:49:50,291 --> 00:49:51,333
You're his boss.
941
00:49:51,416 --> 00:49:53,916
Forgive me for wanting to live for once.
942
00:49:54,000 --> 00:49:55,333
Marco...
943
00:49:56,500 --> 00:49:58,166
We have to fire a ton of people.
944
00:50:00,250 --> 00:50:03,125
Don't give us reasons to fire you, please.
945
00:50:12,166 --> 00:50:15,208
Everyone should stay balanced
on their own.
946
00:50:15,291 --> 00:50:16,958
So, don't hold...
947
00:50:17,041 --> 00:50:18,458
- Got it.
- So let go...
948
00:50:31,291 --> 00:50:33,166
I used to think that...
949
00:50:34,958 --> 00:50:38,166
these women are like this
because they're exhausted, tired.
950
00:50:38,250 --> 00:50:39,500
But, no.
951
00:50:40,333 --> 00:50:41,708
They're not tired.
952
00:50:42,458 --> 00:50:45,791
They've entered a new chapter of life.
953
00:50:47,375 --> 00:50:51,250
They're not doing great, but...
they're not in bad shape either.
954
00:50:52,500 --> 00:50:54,208
I think they're a mess.
955
00:50:54,750 --> 00:50:55,875
No way.
956
00:50:57,833 --> 00:50:59,416
They're fantastic.
957
00:51:00,458 --> 00:51:02,250
They don't care what happens.
958
00:51:02,750 --> 00:51:04,625
They're focused elsewhere
959
00:51:04,708 --> 00:51:07,333
because their priorities are elsewhere.
960
00:51:08,166 --> 00:51:09,458
Are you like that?
961
00:51:10,166 --> 00:51:11,625
Yes, I think so.
962
00:51:12,833 --> 00:51:16,416
The market wins. Family or career.
963
00:51:18,958 --> 00:51:20,583
They might transfer Pepa.
964
00:51:21,791 --> 00:51:23,083
Take her to France.
965
00:51:23,583 --> 00:51:24,583
See?
966
00:51:25,166 --> 00:51:29,041
A century could pass
before they put another woman in charge.
967
00:51:34,250 --> 00:51:36,166
I don't have much of a chance.
968
00:51:37,166 --> 00:51:38,541
You're right.
969
00:51:39,750 --> 00:51:41,916
But you're going to be a fantastic mom.
970
00:51:43,666 --> 00:51:45,750
Happy cat.
971
00:51:45,833 --> 00:51:47,916
Angry cat.
972
00:51:48,000 --> 00:51:50,208
Happy cat.
973
00:51:50,291 --> 00:51:51,833
Angry cat.
974
00:51:51,916 --> 00:51:53,541
Let's add a smile.
975
00:51:53,625 --> 00:51:56,291
Happy cat.
976
00:51:56,375 --> 00:51:58,416
Angry cat.
977
00:51:58,500 --> 00:52:01,250
SATURDAY
978
00:52:01,333 --> 00:52:02,708
Good morning, team.
979
00:52:02,791 --> 00:52:05,708
Who wouldn't be up for a hike today?
980
00:52:07,250 --> 00:52:10,333
This is a wheel
of semi-cured Tío Mochales cheese.
981
00:52:11,625 --> 00:52:14,958
If I weren't vegan, it'd be my favorite.
982
00:52:15,541 --> 00:52:17,500
This contest is worth a lot of points.
983
00:52:17,583 --> 00:52:21,666
We're going to see
everyone's strength, inner strength.
984
00:52:21,750 --> 00:52:23,375
Who wants it?
985
00:52:23,458 --> 00:52:25,250
INSTRUCTOR
986
00:52:25,833 --> 00:52:27,333
Are you joking?
987
00:52:27,416 --> 00:52:29,458
No. You have to chase the cheese.
988
00:52:30,041 --> 00:52:31,833
Three, two, one, cheese.
989
00:53:51,375 --> 00:53:53,250
Fucking shitty cheese wheel.
990
00:53:53,333 --> 00:53:55,875
I won!
991
00:53:58,125 --> 00:54:00,291
We won! Marketing!
992
00:54:01,291 --> 00:54:03,375
- Good job.
- Are you okay?
993
00:54:15,708 --> 00:54:17,000
What are you doing here?
994
00:54:19,416 --> 00:54:20,333
I followed you.
995
00:54:21,291 --> 00:54:23,291
I need to tell you something.
996
00:54:24,291 --> 00:54:25,625
Pepa, I quit.
997
00:54:28,416 --> 00:54:29,458
I'm not okay.
998
00:54:29,541 --> 00:54:33,833
I'm not in good shape.
I never rest. I can't sleep...
999
00:54:33,916 --> 00:54:35,375
I can't think.
1000
00:54:35,458 --> 00:54:37,208
I just want to go home.
1001
00:54:37,291 --> 00:54:39,083
Okay. Look.
1002
00:54:43,875 --> 00:54:44,791
Look.
1003
00:54:48,333 --> 00:54:50,083
Got it!
1004
00:54:51,083 --> 00:54:51,916
Go!
1005
00:54:52,000 --> 00:54:53,333
They look like ants.
1006
00:54:54,458 --> 00:54:56,666
If I wanted to, I could step on them.
1007
00:54:57,583 --> 00:54:58,625
You could too.
1008
00:54:59,416 --> 00:55:00,583
No.
1009
00:55:01,583 --> 00:55:03,625
- No, I'm not like you.
- You are.
1010
00:55:04,208 --> 00:55:06,208
Do you think I've always been like this?
1011
00:55:06,291 --> 00:55:09,166
Being someone's girlfriend.
That was my life.
1012
00:55:09,791 --> 00:55:10,750
A girlfriend.
1013
00:55:12,541 --> 00:55:15,500
- Do you know what my boyfriend was?
- A doctor?
1014
00:55:15,583 --> 00:55:17,291
An entrepreneur.
1015
00:55:17,875 --> 00:55:19,375
He had a brilliant idea.
1016
00:55:20,000 --> 00:55:21,583
Empanadas.
1017
00:55:21,666 --> 00:55:24,000
- Argentine empanadas?
- No.
1018
00:55:24,083 --> 00:55:26,333
He was from Salamanca.
1019
00:55:26,416 --> 00:55:28,333
Do they eat empanadas in Salamanca?
1020
00:55:28,416 --> 00:55:30,458
They call them "meat pies."
1021
00:55:30,541 --> 00:55:33,000
They're dry as hell.
1022
00:55:35,208 --> 00:55:37,583
He lost everything and took it out on me.
1023
00:55:38,750 --> 00:55:41,375
He said I was an obstacle.
1024
00:55:41,458 --> 00:55:44,375
An obstacle blocking
his entrepreneurial energy.
1025
00:55:45,708 --> 00:55:48,666
I gained ten kilos
from those damn meat pies.
1026
00:55:52,958 --> 00:55:54,166
But I learned my lesson.
1027
00:55:54,250 --> 00:55:56,666
Never again would I put my fucking life
1028
00:55:57,416 --> 00:56:00,625
on hold for anyone or anything else.
1029
00:56:00,708 --> 00:56:02,166
Never.
1030
00:56:03,291 --> 00:56:04,666
Ever.
1031
00:56:04,750 --> 00:56:06,500
Do you know how much I make now?
1032
00:56:07,583 --> 00:56:09,166
Come here.
1033
00:56:15,583 --> 00:56:17,166
You felt that, right?
1034
00:56:17,250 --> 00:56:20,250
An electric shock through your whole body.
You felt it, right?
1035
00:56:20,333 --> 00:56:22,375
From your head to your toes.
1036
00:56:23,625 --> 00:56:25,208
I'm getting promoted, Olga.
1037
00:56:26,333 --> 00:56:27,708
I want you to take my place.
1038
00:56:29,250 --> 00:56:30,500
What?
1039
00:56:30,583 --> 00:56:33,916
No, don't pretend to be surprised.
1040
00:56:34,000 --> 00:56:37,333
I told Marco yesterday.
No way that bigmouth didn't tell you.
1041
00:56:39,750 --> 00:56:41,083
Marco is
1042
00:56:42,375 --> 00:56:43,791
very discreet.
1043
00:56:45,333 --> 00:56:47,500
I want the French
1044
00:56:48,583 --> 00:56:49,875
to see what you're made of.
1045
00:56:51,041 --> 00:56:54,333
Confidence, strength, enthusiasm, courage.
1046
00:56:54,416 --> 00:56:56,250
I want you to win every challenge.
1047
00:56:56,333 --> 00:56:57,791
The kayaking one too?
1048
00:56:57,875 --> 00:56:58,833
- All of them.
- Biking?
1049
00:56:58,916 --> 00:57:00,166
Everything.
1050
00:57:00,250 --> 00:57:02,291
Now look at them again.
1051
00:57:05,583 --> 00:57:07,083
Your little ants.
1052
00:57:24,708 --> 00:57:26,791
GREAT CHEESE, GREAT IDEAS
1053
00:57:26,875 --> 00:57:28,583
It's a mess out there.
1054
00:57:29,125 --> 00:57:31,416
We need to go after Marketing.
They're all snobs.
1055
00:57:31,500 --> 00:57:33,291
Yes, English, "shminglish."
1056
00:57:33,375 --> 00:57:35,958
"Briefing, after-work,
1057
00:57:36,041 --> 00:57:38,333
breakfast, Aquaman..."
1058
00:57:38,833 --> 00:57:40,833
This is already in motion.
1059
00:57:40,916 --> 00:57:42,791
He's an evil genius.
1060
00:57:42,875 --> 00:57:43,833
What do we do?
1061
00:57:43,916 --> 00:57:47,208
Maybe we're getting old
and don't know what an after-work is,
1062
00:57:47,291 --> 00:57:48,875
or a briefing, or Aquaman,
1063
00:57:48,958 --> 00:57:51,333
or how to use the Zoom microphone,
1064
00:57:51,416 --> 00:57:52,666
or what a poker bowl is--
1065
00:57:52,750 --> 00:57:53,666
Poke.
1066
00:57:53,750 --> 00:57:56,250
Do you know what our generation does best?
1067
00:57:56,333 --> 00:57:58,333
- Typing.
- Faking orgasms.
1068
00:57:59,916 --> 00:58:01,250
Okay, what she said.
1069
00:58:01,333 --> 00:58:03,041
Working.
1070
00:58:03,125 --> 00:58:05,875
- We work our asses off.
- That's not true.
1071
00:58:05,958 --> 00:58:08,083
Well, we get the job done.
1072
00:58:08,166 --> 00:58:09,416
But we don't complain.
1073
00:58:09,500 --> 00:58:10,875
You complain quite a bit.
1074
00:58:10,958 --> 00:58:12,583
Yes, but we don't cry.
1075
00:58:12,666 --> 00:58:14,708
They don't know it,
1076
00:58:14,791 --> 00:58:17,083
but we're indispensable.
1077
00:58:17,166 --> 00:58:18,125
Why?
1078
00:58:18,916 --> 00:58:22,041
Because we know the weaknesses
of this company better than anyone.
1079
00:58:22,708 --> 00:58:25,291
If they want to optimize, let's optimize.
1080
00:58:32,791 --> 00:58:34,750
Am I alive or am I dead, man?
1081
00:58:34,833 --> 00:58:36,083
Am I from another planet?
1082
00:58:36,166 --> 00:58:37,000
TRUMP
1083
00:58:37,083 --> 00:58:39,000
- Sometimes, I think so.
- Am I an animal?
1084
00:58:39,083 --> 00:58:40,458
- No.
- No.
1085
00:58:41,041 --> 00:58:42,083
Am I a good person?
1086
00:58:43,916 --> 00:58:44,916
No.
1087
00:58:45,875 --> 00:58:47,291
- I'm not good?
- Not at all.
1088
00:58:47,375 --> 00:58:48,625
- Am I handsome?
- Yes.
1089
00:58:48,708 --> 00:58:51,958
ROSALÍA - NAPOLEON - BUDDHA
1090
00:58:52,041 --> 00:58:53,250
Am I a sex symbol?
1091
00:58:53,333 --> 00:58:55,416
- No.
- Totally. A little.
1092
00:58:56,416 --> 00:58:57,541
Not at all.
1093
00:58:57,625 --> 00:58:58,875
He's lost. My turn.
1094
00:58:58,958 --> 00:59:01,500
- You got stuck. My turn.
- Okay.
1095
00:59:01,583 --> 00:59:03,208
- Do I play for Madrid?
- No.
1096
00:59:04,083 --> 00:59:05,833
- For Barça?
- No.
1097
00:59:06,416 --> 00:59:07,708
I'm fucked.
1098
00:59:08,333 --> 00:59:09,916
- Not a socc--
- Give me a hint.
1099
00:59:10,000 --> 00:59:11,750
- A hint?
- Go on without me.
1100
00:59:12,375 --> 00:59:13,583
- Motomami.
- Good hint.
1101
00:59:13,666 --> 00:59:14,541
- Got it.
- Easy.
1102
00:59:14,625 --> 00:59:17,333
- Ángel Nieto, the 12-plus-1 guy.
- No.
1103
00:59:17,416 --> 00:59:18,833
Yes, it's...
1104
00:59:18,916 --> 00:59:21,375
- Hello?
- Marco Antuña?
1105
00:59:21,458 --> 00:59:22,916
Yes, that's me.
1106
00:59:23,000 --> 00:59:26,250
I'm calling from Globalink.
We're a hanhunter agency.
1107
00:59:26,333 --> 00:59:27,750
Hanhunter, Germany?
1108
00:59:28,250 --> 00:59:31,083
Is this about my interview
with The Laughing Cow?
1109
00:59:31,166 --> 00:59:32,458
This is better, Marco.
1110
00:59:36,000 --> 00:59:38,666
Do you know if they'll give us the medals?
1111
00:59:40,666 --> 00:59:41,666
Hi.
1112
00:59:43,041 --> 00:59:44,541
- Weren't you leaving today?
- No.
1113
00:59:45,375 --> 00:59:46,625
I'm staying.
1114
00:59:47,208 --> 00:59:48,666
You chose work.
1115
00:59:49,500 --> 00:59:51,083
I chose fun.
1116
00:59:51,166 --> 00:59:53,041
- That makes two of us.
- Good.
1117
00:59:53,125 --> 00:59:54,083
Well,
1118
00:59:54,166 --> 00:59:58,875
we're finally going to do
my favorite activity.
1119
00:59:59,791 --> 01:00:00,625
The box.
1120
01:00:00,708 --> 01:00:04,208
And we're going to read your ideas
1121
01:00:04,291 --> 01:00:06,666
for improving how the company operates.
1122
01:00:06,750 --> 01:00:07,958
The first one.
1123
01:00:08,458 --> 01:00:12,041
"We could save on office supplies..." Great.
1124
01:00:12,125 --> 01:00:16,833
"...if Armando from Legal
stopped stealing packages of paper."
1125
01:00:16,916 --> 01:00:19,250
- Me?
- Is that true, Armando?
1126
01:00:19,333 --> 01:00:21,125
- No.
- Well...
1127
01:00:21,208 --> 01:00:22,208
"Well" what?
1128
01:00:22,291 --> 01:00:23,250
Come on, man.
1129
01:00:23,333 --> 01:00:25,666
Your backpack is
bursting at the seams every week.
1130
01:00:25,750 --> 01:00:27,750
Should I say who scratched Pepa's car?
1131
01:00:27,833 --> 01:00:30,083
- We should all shut up.
- Should we? Great.
1132
01:00:30,166 --> 01:00:33,000
It was a tiny scratch.
You can rub it out with toothpaste.
1133
01:00:33,083 --> 01:00:34,000
Next.
1134
01:00:36,875 --> 01:00:40,666
"Ruzzana isn't always late to work
because she takes her kid to school."
1135
01:00:40,750 --> 01:00:42,708
"Her kid is 20 years old."
1136
01:00:42,791 --> 01:00:45,333
"She's late because
she plays bingo every night."
1137
01:00:46,125 --> 01:00:47,666
Seriously?
1138
01:00:47,750 --> 01:00:49,916
Next, because that wasn't positive.
1139
01:00:50,750 --> 01:00:55,458
"Tati faked her last case of COVID.
She got liposculpture."
1140
01:00:55,541 --> 01:00:56,416
Who wrote that?
1141
01:01:00,000 --> 01:01:02,666
"Eva's mom has died three times."
1142
01:01:02,750 --> 01:01:05,083
"Don't give her more time off."
1143
01:01:05,916 --> 01:01:08,541
I don't like this
1144
01:01:08,625 --> 01:01:10,541
because this is personal stuff.
1145
01:01:10,625 --> 01:01:13,375
No, it's not personal stuff at all.
1146
01:01:13,458 --> 01:01:14,291
Excuse me.
1147
01:01:14,375 --> 01:01:16,500
I've been wondering this for a while.
1148
01:01:16,583 --> 01:01:19,000
Why isn't your team mentioned
on any of the cards?
1149
01:01:19,083 --> 01:01:21,916
Because my team is made up
of decent, hard-working people.
1150
01:01:22,000 --> 01:01:23,041
Blah, blah, blah.
1151
01:01:23,125 --> 01:01:24,166
Yes, right.
1152
01:01:24,250 --> 01:01:26,166
Do they know
about the restaurant vouchers?
1153
01:01:26,250 --> 01:01:29,333
- I don't know what you're talking about.
- You don't know?
1154
01:01:29,416 --> 01:01:31,333
The vouchers you don't give your team.
1155
01:01:31,416 --> 01:01:34,083
Should we be getting restaurant vouchers?
1156
01:01:34,166 --> 01:01:36,541
- Should we be getting vouchers?
- No. Sit down.
1157
01:01:36,625 --> 01:01:40,583
Of course they should, Domingo.
You know they should also get them.
1158
01:01:40,666 --> 01:01:43,541
- You've got some nerve.
- Why? You always pack a lunch.
1159
01:01:43,625 --> 01:01:46,166
To launder money like everyone else!
1160
01:01:46,250 --> 01:01:49,791
I'm so sorry
for wanting to save the company money.
1161
01:01:51,875 --> 01:01:54,500
Forgive me for wanting
to save the company money.
1162
01:01:54,583 --> 01:01:57,291
- Voucher stealer!
- What are you talking about?
1163
01:01:57,375 --> 01:01:59,625
Nice. Great input, Domingo. I liked it.
1164
01:01:59,708 --> 01:02:01,875
Starting now,
there will be no more vouchers.
1165
01:02:01,958 --> 01:02:03,750
- Wonderful.
- Ladies and gentlemen.
1166
01:02:03,833 --> 01:02:07,333
A round of applause for Domingo,
who got our vouchers taken away.
1167
01:02:07,416 --> 01:02:09,041
Great, Domingo. Thanks.
1168
01:02:09,125 --> 01:02:11,916
- Great.
- Thanks a lot, Domingo.
1169
01:02:12,750 --> 01:02:14,041
You should be ashamed.
1170
01:02:14,125 --> 01:02:17,250
You're one to talk.
You use the handicapped bathroom.
1171
01:02:17,333 --> 01:02:20,416
It's "people with disabilities."
1172
01:02:20,500 --> 01:02:23,333
I don't give a shit
what they're called, man!
1173
01:02:24,916 --> 01:02:27,416
Hey, everyone. Calm down.
1174
01:02:27,500 --> 01:02:29,875
Let's not allow
Domingo's lack of sensitivity
1175
01:02:29,958 --> 01:02:34,458
to distract us from the shame of Olga
doing her business where she shouldn't.
1176
01:02:34,541 --> 01:02:35,833
Shame on you.
1177
01:02:35,916 --> 01:02:39,916
As far as I know, it's not a crime,
and it's much cleaner than the normal one.
1178
01:02:40,000 --> 01:02:41,750
"People without disabilities."
1179
01:02:41,833 --> 01:02:43,583
- Look, woke.
- Dirty people.
1180
01:02:44,708 --> 01:02:47,000
I... This isn't nice.
1181
01:02:47,083 --> 01:02:48,750
I'm sorry. Yes, you're right.
1182
01:02:48,833 --> 01:02:51,208
Maybe it's cleaner than the other one
1183
01:02:51,291 --> 01:02:54,708
because there isn't one person
with a disability working at this company,
1184
01:02:54,791 --> 01:02:56,500
and that's your responsibility.
1185
01:02:57,125 --> 01:02:58,666
Good observation, Olga.
1186
01:02:58,750 --> 01:02:59,708
Thanks.
1187
01:03:00,291 --> 01:03:01,375
"Good observation."
1188
01:03:01,458 --> 01:03:03,416
"Yes. Good observation, Olga."
1189
01:03:03,500 --> 01:03:07,000
Are you two best friends now?
Do you two have your own gang now?
1190
01:03:07,083 --> 01:03:09,083
- Excuse me, Marco?
- Don't "Marco" me.
1191
01:03:09,166 --> 01:03:12,375
With all the trash you've talked
about each other... Unbelievable.
1192
01:03:12,458 --> 01:03:14,041
I'm going to read one more.
1193
01:03:14,125 --> 01:03:16,541
- No.
- Yes, I'll read a card.
1194
01:03:16,625 --> 01:03:18,958
There are things in here
that interest all of us.
1195
01:03:19,041 --> 01:03:20,083
Like this one.
1196
01:03:20,666 --> 01:03:23,583
Pepa lost a multi-million-euro contract
with some clients
1197
01:03:23,666 --> 01:03:26,000
because she started talking trash
before hanging up.
1198
01:03:26,083 --> 01:03:29,333
Who did she blame? The Sales team.
Go on. Suck up to her!
1199
01:03:29,416 --> 01:03:31,791
Oh, yeah? Nice one.
1200
01:03:31,875 --> 01:03:33,958
- No. Yes.
- We got it.
1201
01:03:34,041 --> 01:03:35,166
There's more.
1202
01:03:35,250 --> 01:03:38,958
Pepa didn't get us a Christmas gift
for two years
1203
01:03:39,041 --> 01:03:41,416
so the company could buy her
the Porsche Panamera
1204
01:03:41,500 --> 01:03:43,125
that this idiot then scratched.
1205
01:03:43,208 --> 01:03:46,875
- That's enough, Marco.
- No. No, hon.
1206
01:03:46,958 --> 01:03:49,791
Tell them how you get
Botox injections in your armpits
1207
01:03:49,875 --> 01:03:53,375
because you sweat excessively
because of how tense you are?
1208
01:03:53,458 --> 01:03:54,958
That's how tense you are.
1209
01:03:56,208 --> 01:03:58,583
You've never respected me, Pepa,
but I don't care.
1210
01:03:58,666 --> 01:04:01,708
A huge, giant, American company wants me.
1211
01:04:01,791 --> 01:04:04,750
Their headquarters are in Hanhunter
and Copenhagen. Pink Lady.
1212
01:04:05,333 --> 01:04:07,625
You won't fire me. I quit.
1213
01:04:07,708 --> 01:04:08,541
Of course.
1214
01:04:08,625 --> 01:04:11,750
The rats are always the first ones
to jump ship.
1215
01:04:11,833 --> 01:04:14,083
Look, this rat won't be leaving alone.
1216
01:04:15,000 --> 01:04:16,708
- Sergio, are you coming with me?
- No.
1217
01:04:16,791 --> 01:04:17,958
Be quiet, please.
1218
01:04:18,041 --> 01:04:19,333
My first hire.
1219
01:04:19,416 --> 01:04:21,375
Want to be my head of Marketing?
1220
01:04:21,458 --> 01:04:22,750
Well, let's see...
1221
01:04:22,833 --> 01:04:25,125
Marco, Pink Lady didn't make you an offer.
1222
01:04:25,750 --> 01:04:28,125
Pink Lady doesn't exist. I called you.
1223
01:04:28,208 --> 01:04:31,166
No, I got a call,
and they made me a firm offer.
1224
01:04:31,250 --> 01:04:33,166
We're a hanhunter agency.
1225
01:04:33,750 --> 01:04:34,833
Hanhunter, Germany?
1226
01:04:34,916 --> 01:04:37,250
- "Headhunter."
- Hinhunter.
1227
01:04:37,333 --> 01:04:40,333
Is this about my interview
with The Laughing Cow?
1228
01:04:40,416 --> 01:04:41,541
This is better, Marco.
1229
01:04:41,625 --> 01:04:43,125
"It's a very lucrative offer."
1230
01:04:43,208 --> 01:04:45,125
It's a very lucrative offer.
1231
01:04:45,208 --> 01:04:46,666
"Six figures."
1232
01:04:46,750 --> 01:04:47,958
- Six figures.
- Exactly.
1233
01:04:49,208 --> 01:04:50,750
It's for an American company.
1234
01:04:50,833 --> 01:04:51,958
Which one?
1235
01:04:52,041 --> 01:04:54,291
A multinational. I can't mention names.
1236
01:04:54,375 --> 01:04:56,250
Okay, but give me a hint.
1237
01:04:56,333 --> 01:04:57,875
He's asking me.
1238
01:04:58,458 --> 01:04:59,708
Tell him it's for Apple.
1239
01:05:00,291 --> 01:05:02,291
For Apple.
1240
01:05:03,875 --> 01:05:04,958
Pink Lady.
1241
01:05:07,500 --> 01:05:08,750
Why did you do that?
1242
01:05:08,833 --> 01:05:12,791
- Because you pushed me to quit.
- You'd already made your decision.
1243
01:05:12,875 --> 01:05:14,791
I didn't know Pepa wanted to promote me.
1244
01:05:14,875 --> 01:05:17,875
- You knew, and you kept quiet.
- She told me not to tell you.
1245
01:05:17,958 --> 01:05:19,333
Did you tell her?
1246
01:05:19,416 --> 01:05:22,583
So your position's opening up?
I can apply, right?
1247
01:05:22,666 --> 01:05:25,125
Please, Domingo.
Stop embarrassing yourself.
1248
01:05:25,208 --> 01:05:27,166
You're not ready to lead. Neither are you.
1249
01:05:27,250 --> 01:05:28,458
- I'm sorry.
- What?
1250
01:05:28,541 --> 01:05:30,125
- You can't be the boss.
- Why not?
1251
01:05:30,208 --> 01:05:32,375
You're going through a tough time.
1252
01:05:32,458 --> 01:05:34,250
- Care to explain?
- Look at yourself.
1253
01:05:34,333 --> 01:05:36,750
- You cried while milking cows.
- So?
1254
01:05:36,833 --> 01:05:38,416
- I'm great!
- Look at yourself.
1255
01:05:38,500 --> 01:05:40,166
I'm in my fucking prime!
1256
01:05:40,250 --> 01:05:43,333
I've never been more focused and calm!
1257
01:05:43,416 --> 01:05:46,750
If I wasn't before,
it's because Domingo leaked my payslips.
1258
01:05:46,833 --> 01:05:48,416
Hey, come on.
1259
01:05:48,500 --> 01:05:51,458
You drugged me,
an old person with heart problems.
1260
01:05:51,541 --> 01:05:54,583
I ran into that window,
which almost killed me.
1261
01:05:54,666 --> 01:05:56,958
- Is that true?
- He drank too much water.
1262
01:05:57,041 --> 01:05:58,250
You drank too much water!
1263
01:05:58,333 --> 01:05:59,791
What type of drugs?
1264
01:05:59,875 --> 01:06:02,500
I think the type of drug
is the least of our worries.
1265
01:06:02,583 --> 01:06:03,416
I did it.
1266
01:06:03,500 --> 01:06:05,833
And I'm not proud of it.
1267
01:06:05,916 --> 01:06:09,541
Regarding the rest, Pepa,
I think I've always worked hard to--
1268
01:06:09,625 --> 01:06:11,375
I'm not proud either.
1269
01:06:11,875 --> 01:06:15,708
I'm not. But I am proud
of the 37 great ideas
1270
01:06:15,791 --> 01:06:18,208
we put in there
to improve the company's resources.
1271
01:06:18,291 --> 01:06:20,375
Please, Domingo. Shut up forever.
1272
01:06:20,458 --> 01:06:22,666
- Seriously.
- Whatever you say, Paquita.
1273
01:06:22,750 --> 01:06:24,333
Paquita?
1274
01:06:25,333 --> 01:06:26,666
What's Paquita?
1275
01:06:26,750 --> 01:06:29,708
No, I... Paquita doesn't work here.
1276
01:06:29,791 --> 01:06:32,375
That story isn't relevant.
1277
01:06:32,458 --> 01:06:33,375
Anyway.
1278
01:06:34,083 --> 01:06:36,041
Let's rewind. This got out of hand.
1279
01:06:36,125 --> 01:06:39,000
This isn't the event
Pepa and Laura designed for us.
1280
01:06:39,083 --> 01:06:42,625
I think we should make the most of it.
Let's take a deep breath and start over.
1281
01:06:42,708 --> 01:06:43,666
Right, Pepa?
1282
01:06:43,750 --> 01:06:45,666
Congratulations, Marco. Really.
1283
01:06:45,750 --> 01:06:47,041
Congratulations.
1284
01:06:47,583 --> 01:06:51,500
You're the first one
to be laid off at Tío Mochales. Bye.
1285
01:07:02,041 --> 01:07:03,166
Olga.
1286
01:07:03,250 --> 01:07:06,416
There you go. Your first little ant.
1287
01:07:22,083 --> 01:07:23,250
Pepa.
1288
01:07:23,333 --> 01:07:25,916
I think we should rethink all this.
1289
01:07:26,000 --> 01:07:26,833
Why?
1290
01:07:26,916 --> 01:07:30,333
We have one day left,
and they're going to kill each other.
1291
01:07:30,833 --> 01:07:32,791
I have a confession to make.
1292
01:07:32,875 --> 01:07:35,208
Tío Mochales is a very small company.
1293
01:07:35,291 --> 01:07:37,541
When I'm bored,
I like to shake the fish tank.
1294
01:07:37,625 --> 01:07:40,083
And I'm very bored. Very.
1295
01:07:40,166 --> 01:07:42,416
I see tropical fish.
1296
01:07:42,500 --> 01:07:45,375
Some are Nemos, and others, piranhas.
1297
01:07:45,458 --> 01:07:46,291
What are you?
1298
01:07:46,875 --> 01:07:49,791
And, more importantly,
what do I want you to be?
1299
01:07:49,875 --> 01:07:51,833
A Nemo or a piranha?
1300
01:07:51,916 --> 01:07:53,041
Think about it.
1301
01:07:54,000 --> 01:07:55,375
Pepa!
1302
01:07:55,458 --> 01:07:59,750
- Ideas for optimization. We still...
- You're old. You have heart problems.
1303
01:07:59,833 --> 01:08:00,916
- Go to bed.
- No.
1304
01:08:01,000 --> 01:08:02,708
- I'm as strong as an ox.
- Rest up.
1305
01:08:02,791 --> 01:08:04,125
- But--
- Domingo.
1306
01:08:27,333 --> 01:08:30,791
"It'd be nice to give Domingo a Rolex
as a retirement gift."
1307
01:08:32,833 --> 01:08:36,250
"He's a great boss and coworker.
He deserves it."
1308
01:08:36,333 --> 01:08:37,750
NATALIA AND ANGELINES
1309
01:08:55,666 --> 01:08:56,833
Are you leaving?
1310
01:08:58,750 --> 01:09:00,250
It would've been nice.
1311
01:09:01,250 --> 01:09:02,291
What?
1312
01:09:03,416 --> 01:09:06,500
Leaving here together
and telling that woman to shove it.
1313
01:09:08,125 --> 01:09:09,083
Yes.
1314
01:09:09,875 --> 01:09:13,208
That would've been nice,
but I can't lose this job.
1315
01:09:13,291 --> 01:09:14,708
Oh, and I can?
1316
01:09:15,708 --> 01:09:18,208
Headhunters kill for people like you.
1317
01:09:19,333 --> 01:09:22,083
- In a few years, they'll kill for you.
- For me?
1318
01:09:22,750 --> 01:09:26,916
I got my degree online
while I worked at a grocery store.
1319
01:09:27,000 --> 01:09:29,208
I'm sure they'll kill for people like me.
1320
01:09:29,291 --> 01:09:32,833
- I can't get 100 master's degrees.
- I don't have 100. I have one.
1321
01:09:32,916 --> 01:09:36,125
But you have two rich parents
with a lot of money, that...
1322
01:09:37,000 --> 01:09:39,250
Upward mobility doesn't work
for people like me.
1323
01:09:39,333 --> 01:09:42,458
Don't worry about a thing.
You're going to do great.
1324
01:09:42,541 --> 01:09:44,125
You know what you want.
1325
01:09:59,416 --> 01:10:01,875
Are you lost? Grandpa.
1326
01:10:02,458 --> 01:10:03,458
Are you okay?
1327
01:10:03,541 --> 01:10:04,541
Huh?
1328
01:10:05,333 --> 01:10:06,500
Dad!
1329
01:10:06,583 --> 01:10:09,291
Hold on.
Your sister's been peeing for an hour.
1330
01:10:09,375 --> 01:10:11,458
- I'll be there soon.
- This man can't hear.
1331
01:10:11,541 --> 01:10:13,750
- What are you talking about?
- Leave him alone.
1332
01:10:13,833 --> 01:10:15,166
Where's your family?
1333
01:10:15,250 --> 01:10:16,666
- Pablito.
- What family?
1334
01:10:16,750 --> 01:10:17,833
Pablito.
1335
01:10:17,916 --> 01:10:20,541
Dad! The old man wet himself!
1336
01:10:21,041 --> 01:10:22,375
No, I didn't!
1337
01:10:22,458 --> 01:10:24,291
Some water splashed on my pants.
1338
01:10:24,375 --> 01:10:26,916
Tell Mom to start the car
and put a blanket in back.
1339
01:10:27,000 --> 01:10:28,666
We're taking this man with us.
1340
01:10:28,750 --> 01:10:30,958
- Taking me where? What...?
- Don't worry.
1341
01:10:31,041 --> 01:10:32,583
We won't leave you here.
1342
01:10:32,666 --> 01:10:35,375
- Do you know how you got here?
- I walked here.
1343
01:10:35,458 --> 01:10:37,791
So you got dropped off at a gas station,
1344
01:10:37,875 --> 01:10:40,916
and the car left,
and it's not coming back, right?
1345
01:10:41,000 --> 01:10:43,750
What are you talking about?
What gas station?
1346
01:10:43,833 --> 01:10:46,000
- How old do you think I am?
- Eighty?
1347
01:10:46,083 --> 01:10:47,083
- No.
- Ninety?
1348
01:10:47,166 --> 01:10:49,583
Go with your dad before I kick your butt.
1349
01:10:49,666 --> 01:10:53,208
Poke him with your stick
so he doesn't fall asleep. I'm coming.
1350
01:10:53,291 --> 01:10:54,750
Otherwise, he might not wake up.
1351
01:10:54,833 --> 01:10:56,166
What are you talking about?
1352
01:10:56,250 --> 01:10:58,416
Stop it! But...
1353
01:10:58,500 --> 01:11:00,333
- Drop the stick.
- Stop.
1354
01:11:00,416 --> 01:11:01,833
- Take your kid.
- Yes.
1355
01:11:01,916 --> 01:11:03,833
- Shoo.
- We won't leave you here.
1356
01:11:03,916 --> 01:11:06,583
Our elders are living history.
We'll come back for you.
1357
01:11:06,666 --> 01:11:08,500
- Sure, "living history."
- Okay.
1358
01:11:09,083 --> 01:11:11,458
That old man is soaked in pee.
1359
01:11:13,666 --> 01:11:17,541
Love, when you can,
tell me how the kids are doing. Okay?
1360
01:11:18,250 --> 01:11:19,875
I'm sorry I'm not there.
1361
01:11:20,375 --> 01:11:24,500
But I think I'm about to be promoted
to general manager,
1362
01:11:24,583 --> 01:11:26,875
and things are going to change.
1363
01:11:27,583 --> 01:11:29,791
I just need one last push.
1364
01:11:31,541 --> 01:11:32,541
Love you.
1365
01:11:41,250 --> 01:11:42,208
SUNDAY
1366
01:11:42,291 --> 01:11:45,916
Okay. This is the last challenge.
1367
01:11:46,000 --> 01:11:47,041
RACE START LINE
1368
01:11:47,125 --> 01:11:49,375
This will determine your future.
1369
01:11:49,458 --> 01:11:51,958
Many of you are destined for glory.
1370
01:11:52,791 --> 01:11:54,500
Others for unemployment.
1371
01:11:55,541 --> 01:11:58,166
You must ride these bikes cross-country,
1372
01:11:58,750 --> 01:12:01,875
reach the river, traverse it in a kayak,
1373
01:12:01,958 --> 01:12:04,333
and reach the finish line.
1374
01:12:05,416 --> 01:12:06,833
Where Laura,
1375
01:12:07,625 --> 01:12:11,333
myself, and your job
will be waiting for you.
1376
01:12:12,291 --> 01:12:13,250
Or not.
1377
01:12:13,333 --> 01:12:15,166
Yes, I will.
1378
01:12:16,458 --> 01:12:19,875
When you got here,
you didn't give a shit about your jobs.
1379
01:12:20,750 --> 01:12:22,291
Not anymore, right?
1380
01:12:22,375 --> 01:12:27,083
I want you to show me that without it,
you're nobody and nothing.
1381
01:12:40,916 --> 01:12:42,041
Let's go!
1382
01:12:42,833 --> 01:12:43,791
Let's go!
1383
01:12:47,000 --> 01:12:47,833
Let's go!
1384
01:13:00,291 --> 01:13:01,791
Shit!
1385
01:13:12,583 --> 01:13:13,416
Move over!
1386
01:14:03,166 --> 01:14:05,958
- Are you leaving already?
- If a bus comes by.
1387
01:14:06,041 --> 01:14:08,416
There's a station in Torremocha.
1388
01:14:08,500 --> 01:14:09,875
Hop on.
1389
01:14:10,541 --> 01:14:11,791
We'll get there tomorrow.
1390
01:14:41,083 --> 01:14:42,416
But there are no kayaks.
1391
01:14:42,500 --> 01:14:44,458
There are no kayaks!
1392
01:14:44,541 --> 01:14:45,833
Who has them? Move!
1393
01:14:45,916 --> 01:14:48,166
There are no kayaks!
1394
01:14:48,250 --> 01:14:50,208
There aren't any kayaks!
1395
01:14:53,791 --> 01:14:54,750
There's one.
1396
01:15:00,208 --> 01:15:01,166
Get off!
1397
01:15:05,666 --> 01:15:08,375
See you later, woke people!
1398
01:15:10,250 --> 01:15:11,250
Screw you!
1399
01:15:19,458 --> 01:15:23,000
I'm not some old man!
1400
01:15:56,083 --> 01:15:59,291
But you're the owner,
and these French people make dog toys.
1401
01:15:59,375 --> 01:16:00,791
You're right.
1402
01:16:00,875 --> 01:16:04,583
I let everything I built be ruined.
1403
01:16:05,166 --> 01:16:08,250
I wanted to build a great company,
1404
01:16:08,333 --> 01:16:11,916
create jobs without paying taxes,
1405
01:16:12,000 --> 01:16:14,583
and make people happy.
1406
01:16:19,000 --> 01:16:20,375
You can still do it.
1407
01:16:22,791 --> 01:16:23,875
How?
1408
01:16:37,500 --> 01:16:39,250
It's okay, Mommy.
1409
01:16:39,333 --> 01:16:40,541
It's okay.
1410
01:16:40,625 --> 01:16:42,750
Hi, hon. Take this.
1411
01:16:42,833 --> 01:16:46,750
Smell it. Lavender relaxes you,
especially with the benzos we gave you.
1412
01:16:46,833 --> 01:16:48,166
Just don't move.
1413
01:16:48,250 --> 01:16:50,708
Don't, because your bone's sticking out.
1414
01:16:50,791 --> 01:16:52,041
What?
1415
01:16:52,125 --> 01:16:53,416
- It's fine.
- Just a little.
1416
01:16:53,500 --> 01:16:54,500
You'll be okay.
1417
01:16:54,583 --> 01:16:56,541
Don't worry. It's nothing.
1418
01:16:56,625 --> 01:16:58,333
- Don't move.
- No, let's see.
1419
01:16:58,416 --> 01:17:00,333
- We'll get you out of here.
- Yes.
1420
01:17:00,416 --> 01:17:02,166
- Right?
- Of course.
1421
01:17:02,250 --> 01:17:04,666
Pepa said I'm going to be
1422
01:17:04,750 --> 01:17:06,833
general manager.
1423
01:17:06,916 --> 01:17:07,833
- Olga, no.
- No.
1424
01:17:07,916 --> 01:17:10,583
If you want to stop suffering,
you have to say goodbye.
1425
01:17:10,666 --> 01:17:13,041
Goodbye to what? My leg?
1426
01:17:13,125 --> 01:17:14,833
- No, not your leg.
- Not that.
1427
01:17:14,916 --> 01:17:16,125
To the old Olga.
1428
01:17:16,208 --> 01:17:17,166
- You know?
- Yes.
1429
01:17:17,250 --> 01:17:19,916
- The one that didn't have vaginal dryness.
- Right.
1430
01:17:20,000 --> 01:17:24,083
You left her behind in the delivery room
with the placenta. She won't come back.
1431
01:17:24,166 --> 01:17:25,750
She can come back.
1432
01:17:27,208 --> 01:17:28,625
Poor thing.
1433
01:17:28,708 --> 01:17:31,458
- No.
- No, she's not coming back.
1434
01:17:31,541 --> 01:17:34,083
- No?
- But, listen, a new Olga exists now.
1435
01:17:34,166 --> 01:17:36,583
She's going to discover
the secret to motherhood.
1436
01:17:36,666 --> 01:17:39,291
A secret that's passed down
from mom to mom.
1437
01:17:39,375 --> 01:17:42,083
- To mom.
- Work-life balance doesn't exist.
1438
01:17:42,166 --> 01:17:44,208
- It doesn't.
- What do you mean?
1439
01:17:44,291 --> 01:17:47,000
- It's all about the grandparents.
- The grandparents.
1440
01:17:47,083 --> 01:17:48,416
The holy grandparents.
1441
01:17:48,500 --> 01:17:51,083
I'm fucked, then.
1442
01:17:51,583 --> 01:17:53,583
My in-laws live in Murcia, and...
1443
01:17:53,666 --> 01:17:54,500
Don't worry.
1444
01:17:54,583 --> 01:17:56,208
We made you a stretcher.
1445
01:17:56,291 --> 01:17:57,750
- Let's go.
- Look.
1446
01:17:59,916 --> 01:18:01,583
You're incredible.
1447
01:18:01,666 --> 01:18:04,166
- This is nothing.
- Wait until you have your third.
1448
01:18:04,250 --> 01:18:06,125
On three. One, two, three!
1449
01:18:06,208 --> 01:18:07,916
Up!
1450
01:18:08,416 --> 01:18:12,208
Being a mom is the best
1451
01:18:12,291 --> 01:18:16,625
Sometimes it is, sometimes it isn't
1452
01:18:16,708 --> 01:18:20,541
FINISH LINE
1453
01:18:34,958 --> 01:18:36,083
I'm going to kill you.
1454
01:20:06,125 --> 01:20:08,375
I won!
1455
01:20:09,125 --> 01:20:10,416
I'm the fucking best!
1456
01:20:10,500 --> 01:20:12,000
- I'm the fucking best!
- Let's go.
1457
01:20:12,083 --> 01:20:14,041
- Hold on. There's a hill.
- Olga, hold on.
1458
01:20:14,125 --> 01:20:16,041
- Come on.
- We're doing great.
1459
01:20:16,125 --> 01:20:18,833
- Careful. Come on.
- Olé!
1460
01:20:18,916 --> 01:20:21,125
- Let's go.
- Come on! We made it!
1461
01:20:21,833 --> 01:20:22,833
Olga?
1462
01:20:25,500 --> 01:20:27,416
Being a mom is amazing.
1463
01:20:32,833 --> 01:20:35,666
Well, an old man beat you, but good job.
1464
01:20:35,750 --> 01:20:37,333
Very good job.
1465
01:20:37,416 --> 01:20:40,458
I told you that a bit of hard work
would be enough.
1466
01:20:43,625 --> 01:20:45,416
Congrats, Domingo. You're the champion.
1467
01:20:45,500 --> 01:20:48,416
- Thanks.
- A big round of applause for Domingo.
1468
01:20:50,291 --> 01:20:52,833
Did you see what Domingo showed us?
1469
01:20:52,916 --> 01:20:56,541
Attitude, hard work, perseverance.
1470
01:20:56,625 --> 01:21:01,166
Those three attributes are important.
They're fundamental to succeed in life.
1471
01:21:01,250 --> 01:21:03,208
Pepa, this was rigged, damn it.
1472
01:21:03,291 --> 01:21:04,875
There were a ton of challenges.
1473
01:21:04,958 --> 01:21:07,750
I think Domingo is on steroids,
but he won the race and cup.
1474
01:21:07,833 --> 01:21:10,000
Didn't we win anything?
1475
01:21:10,083 --> 01:21:12,875
The algorithm is very complex,
1476
01:21:13,375 --> 01:21:15,083
and I didn't design it.
1477
01:21:15,166 --> 01:21:16,333
Fuck the algorism.
1478
01:21:16,416 --> 01:21:20,500
For those of you who passed,
congratulations to you too.
1479
01:21:20,583 --> 01:21:22,083
For those who didn't,
1480
01:21:22,791 --> 01:21:24,500
good luck in your next chapter.
1481
01:21:24,583 --> 01:21:26,250
You're going to need it.
1482
01:21:41,250 --> 01:21:43,083
We're not Frenchies!
1483
01:21:43,166 --> 01:21:46,000
And we don't make dog food!
1484
01:21:47,833 --> 01:21:50,916
This is still my company!
1485
01:21:51,000 --> 01:21:52,083
Excuse me?
1486
01:21:52,166 --> 01:21:55,500
And my company is made up
of these employees.
1487
01:21:56,083 --> 01:21:58,958
So, I'm sorry, Pepa. You're fired.
1488
01:21:59,875 --> 01:22:02,500
The witch is dead!
1489
01:22:17,375 --> 01:22:19,000
You're all fucking idiots.
1490
01:22:19,958 --> 01:22:21,500
Are you really that stupid?
1491
01:22:21,583 --> 01:22:23,708
This man has no say in anything.
1492
01:22:23,791 --> 01:22:25,791
What do you mean? He's the owner.
1493
01:22:26,875 --> 01:22:27,708
No.
1494
01:22:29,000 --> 01:22:30,000
Yes.
1495
01:22:30,083 --> 01:22:33,375
He sold his company
to an investment fund ten years ago.
1496
01:22:34,000 --> 01:22:35,791
All that's left of him is his name.
1497
01:22:35,875 --> 01:22:38,583
And his face on the logo,
which we're trying to change
1498
01:22:38,666 --> 01:22:41,583
to look more and more
like Gérard Depardieu.
1499
01:22:41,666 --> 01:22:44,375
Gérard Depardieu?
Why don't you ever tell me anything?
1500
01:22:44,458 --> 01:22:46,041
Gérard Depardieu?
1501
01:22:46,125 --> 01:22:48,416
Am I right or not, Mochales?
1502
01:22:48,500 --> 01:22:50,541
- Aldo.
- What?
1503
01:22:50,625 --> 01:22:53,583
Is what she's saying true?
Wasn't this your dream?
1504
01:22:53,666 --> 01:22:55,958
That's why I sold it at a high price.
1505
01:23:13,625 --> 01:23:14,708
Bye.
1506
01:23:18,916 --> 01:23:20,625
Great. The time has come.
1507
01:23:20,708 --> 01:23:23,791
You're all going to be fucking fired.
1508
01:23:23,875 --> 01:23:24,750
What?
1509
01:23:24,833 --> 01:23:26,916
- Fucking fired.
- But I won the Hula-Hoop.
1510
01:23:27,000 --> 01:23:29,833
Pepa, I think
this is no longer in your hands.
1511
01:23:30,458 --> 01:23:32,583
- What are you going on about now?
- Look.
1512
01:23:32,666 --> 01:23:34,750
This weekend, Olga broke her leg.
1513
01:23:34,833 --> 01:23:38,041
Domingo did drugs
and might need to go to the hospital.
1514
01:23:38,125 --> 01:23:40,458
I'm not judging, Domingo,
but you did drugs.
1515
01:23:40,541 --> 01:23:42,958
There's a wrecked RV
that came from who knows where.
1516
01:23:43,041 --> 01:23:45,791
Not to mention
how we've broken all the laws regarding
1517
01:23:45,875 --> 01:23:50,541
data protection, occupational hazards,
and animal welfare with the poor cows.
1518
01:23:50,625 --> 01:23:53,875
Do you know
what a full-blown PR crisis is?
1519
01:23:55,750 --> 01:23:57,875
Maybe they can explain.
1520
01:24:05,333 --> 01:24:06,666
They're great.
1521
01:24:21,083 --> 01:24:22,583
I got promoted last night.
1522
01:24:25,500 --> 01:24:26,958
What are you talking about?
1523
01:24:27,458 --> 01:24:29,375
- It's over.
- What's over?
1524
01:24:29,458 --> 01:24:30,750
It's over!
1525
01:24:33,541 --> 01:24:36,041
A new chapter begins.
1526
01:24:36,125 --> 01:24:40,458
One where Tío Mochales will be
the leader in its sector, no matter what.
1527
01:24:40,541 --> 01:24:43,375
Or maybe fifth or sixth.
But with no layoffs.
1528
01:24:43,458 --> 01:24:47,291
We'll get back on track little by little.
There's no need to rush.
1529
01:24:48,541 --> 01:24:51,291
And I'm sick of that shit
about us being a family.
1530
01:24:51,375 --> 01:24:53,333
We're not a family.
1531
01:24:53,416 --> 01:24:58,083
I have twin cousins that live in Soria,
and you look nothing like them.
1532
01:24:58,166 --> 01:25:00,833
Our families aren't here,
and we have to look after them.
1533
01:25:00,916 --> 01:25:01,791
What's the problem?
1534
01:25:01,875 --> 01:25:06,125
Can't we sell cheese
and be leaders in work-life balance?
1535
01:25:06,208 --> 01:25:07,166
I think we can.
1536
01:25:07,750 --> 01:25:08,833
I say we can.
1537
01:25:08,916 --> 01:25:14,208
For those of us without a family,
it's about time we start loving ourselves.
1538
01:25:14,291 --> 01:25:16,750
Or find someone who loves us.
1539
01:25:19,333 --> 01:25:22,083
Or find someone we can love, right?
1540
01:25:25,666 --> 01:25:26,916
I'm not Nemo.
1541
01:25:27,625 --> 01:25:29,541
I'm not Nemo. I'm a piranha.
1542
01:25:30,125 --> 01:25:31,708
- Yes, ma'am!
- Bravo!
1543
01:25:31,791 --> 01:25:33,625
Bravo, Laura!
1544
01:25:36,833 --> 01:25:38,666
Let's go!
1545
01:25:42,791 --> 01:25:45,791
Laura!
1546
01:25:46,458 --> 01:25:47,541
That was fierce!
1547
01:26:06,625 --> 01:26:07,458
Listen.
1548
01:26:07,541 --> 01:26:09,750
I'm sorry for how I behaved.
1549
01:26:09,833 --> 01:26:11,958
It was pretty bad.
1550
01:26:18,958 --> 01:26:22,041
Come on. You can do it. Yes, you can!
1551
01:26:22,125 --> 01:26:24,458
- Marvelous.
- Thank you for everything.
1552
01:26:24,541 --> 01:26:26,000
- You're the best.
- You are too.
1553
01:26:26,083 --> 01:26:27,916
- See you at yoga.
- See you there.
1554
01:26:28,000 --> 01:26:31,000
- At 7:00 on Tuesday.
- Most importantly... Shanti.
1555
01:26:31,083 --> 01:26:32,500
Shanti.
1556
01:26:32,583 --> 01:26:34,041
Ahama, mohama.
1557
01:26:34,125 --> 01:26:37,416
- "Mojama." She doesn't get yoga yet.
- Definitely not.
1558
01:26:37,500 --> 01:26:39,250
She needs more time.
1559
01:26:39,958 --> 01:26:40,875
Sergio.
1560
01:26:42,125 --> 01:26:45,458
I asked Laura if, in this new chapter,
1561
01:26:45,541 --> 01:26:47,291
I could work with one of my peers.
1562
01:26:47,791 --> 01:26:50,250
- You asked her to promote me?
- To demote me.
1563
01:26:50,333 --> 01:26:51,708
I need a break.
1564
01:26:54,041 --> 01:26:55,625
- I'm going to get my bag.
- Okay.
1565
01:26:58,250 --> 01:27:00,500
Hi, Mommy! Mommy!
1566
01:27:00,583 --> 01:27:02,958
- Hi, Mommy!
- My babies!
1567
01:27:03,041 --> 01:27:05,875
- Hi, my love. Hi!
- Hey, what happened?
1568
01:27:05,958 --> 01:27:08,666
- Nothing. What do you mean?
- I don't know.
1569
01:27:08,750 --> 01:27:09,833
But...
1570
01:27:09,916 --> 01:27:12,791
You'll take what's left of your leave.
I can't do it all.
1571
01:27:12,875 --> 01:27:14,458
- What leave?
- Paternity leave.
1572
01:27:14,541 --> 01:27:17,458
I have four weeks left. I can do it.
1573
01:27:17,541 --> 01:27:20,625
No, you have 13. I plan on closing
the Carrefour deal this year.
1574
01:27:20,708 --> 01:27:22,375
- I'm gonna give it my all.
- No way.
1575
01:27:22,458 --> 01:27:23,500
- Lu!
- Well...
1576
01:27:23,583 --> 01:27:25,916
- Whatever you need, love.
- That's right.
1577
01:27:26,000 --> 01:27:27,250
Look.
1578
01:27:29,833 --> 01:27:30,833
Team building.
1579
01:27:31,791 --> 01:27:33,750
- Great invention.
- Never again.
1580
01:27:34,583 --> 01:27:38,208
Well, I've learned that I can do
whatever I set my mind to.
1581
01:27:38,291 --> 01:27:39,500
What's he talking about?
1582
01:27:39,583 --> 01:27:42,333
- Didn't you know that already?
- I had forgotten.
1583
01:27:43,083 --> 01:27:45,583
You know what's better
than a French salary?
1584
01:27:45,666 --> 01:27:46,958
A Spanish layoff?
1585
01:27:47,041 --> 01:27:48,125
No, even better.
1586
01:27:48,208 --> 01:27:50,208
Early retirement in Spain.
1587
01:27:51,166 --> 01:27:53,958
- Are you going to buy an RV?
- I'd prefer a sailboat.
1588
01:27:54,708 --> 01:27:58,416
- Do you know how to sail?
- No, but it's never too late to learn.
1589
01:28:00,000 --> 01:28:01,250
Bye, Triton of the Sea.
1590
01:28:02,250 --> 01:28:03,416
Old geezers.
1591
01:28:05,833 --> 01:28:07,041
Listen...
1592
01:28:07,541 --> 01:28:08,375
It's fine.
1593
01:28:15,041 --> 01:28:16,041
Parted bangs.
1594
01:28:16,125 --> 01:28:18,750
- You're an idiot.
- Love?
1595
01:28:19,541 --> 01:28:21,791
- Hey. Hi. How are you?
- Good.
1596
01:28:22,333 --> 01:28:24,750
- Which one is it?
- The blue-gray one.
1597
01:28:24,833 --> 01:28:27,750
No, I didn't use the blender.
I did it with...
1598
01:28:27,833 --> 01:28:29,000
- With what?
- A fork.
1599
01:28:29,083 --> 01:28:31,458
- It's better smashed.
- Purée with a fork?
1600
01:28:31,541 --> 01:28:33,500
- It's better for their teeth.
- Seriously?
1601
01:28:33,583 --> 01:28:38,750
- And I was also looking for an osteopath.
- What for?
1602
01:28:38,833 --> 01:28:42,083
Because an ounce of prevention
is worth a pound of cure.
1603
01:28:42,166 --> 01:28:43,833
We talked about this.
1604
01:28:43,916 --> 01:28:46,750
If you hear it on an osteopathy podcast,
you believe it.
1605
01:28:46,833 --> 01:28:49,916
- If I said that, you wouldn't believe me.
- You're right.
1606
01:28:50,000 --> 01:28:51,750
Hi, Olga. How are you?
1607
01:28:52,791 --> 01:28:56,333
Mom, look, in the end,
we're going to drop you at home.
1608
01:28:56,416 --> 01:28:59,541
Olga needs to rest, and I have...
1609
01:31:23,791 --> 01:31:27,333
Subtitle translation by: Molly Yurick