1
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What's wrong with this city?

2
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Somewhere there are ashes
and somewhere smoke.

3
00:00:11,208 --> 00:00:12,875
Why doesn't someone say something?

4
00:00:13,583 --> 00:00:16,250
Why do we endure smoke quietly?

5
00:00:16,666 --> 00:00:19,250
Now it's the limit of endurance.

6
00:00:19,416 --> 00:00:22,500
Stop smoking. The world will move on.

7
00:00:22,833 --> 00:00:25,083
Smoking at public places is prohibited.

8
00:00:25,541 --> 00:00:27,791
Violation will lead to penalty.

9
00:00:28,083 --> 00:00:32,000
Don't smoke. Or let others smoke.

10
00:00:32,458 --> 00:00:34,750
You will have to pay
a heavy price for smoking.

11
00:00:39,500 --> 00:00:41,416
Who doesn't want to be happy?

12
00:00:43,916 --> 00:00:46,416
But at what price?

13
00:00:47,083 --> 00:00:50,041
You will have to pay
a heavy price for smoking.

14
00:00:52,041 --> 00:00:55,375
Smoking is injurious for you.

15
00:00:57,916 --> 00:01:00,708
And for your dear ones.

16
00:01:04,500 --> 00:01:07,125
You will have to pay
a heavy price for smoking.

17
00:02:13,708 --> 00:02:14,708
. Humpty!

18
00:02:16,375 --> 00:02:17,541
. Humpty!

19
00:02:18,875 --> 00:02:20,458
Humpty, hurry up, bro...

20
00:02:20,541 --> 00:02:21,875
It's almost time for your exam!

21
00:02:21,958 --> 00:02:23,625
Stop pressurizing him, man!

22
00:02:23,708 --> 00:02:25,333
You know he has trouble with...
pressure.

23
00:02:25,583 --> 00:02:27,708
What are you doing, man?!

24
00:02:44,000 --> 00:02:46,333
Stop wasting time...

25
00:02:46,625 --> 00:02:49,708
You're done for in this exam, buddy.

26
00:02:50,291 --> 00:02:52,125
Chill, Shonty...

27
00:02:52,541 --> 00:02:53,875
I know everything.

28
00:02:58,875 --> 00:03:00,208
What is this, Humpty?

29
00:03:00,791 --> 00:03:03,583
Sir! I've left everything
to the mercy of God!

30
00:03:03,958 --> 00:03:08,041
Sir, my father says,
what you don't know, leave to God!

31
00:03:08,375 --> 00:03:09,666
And I really don't know History...

32
00:03:09,916 --> 00:03:11,208
so I've left it to God.

33
00:03:11,500 --> 00:03:13,375
You're going to fail, man...

34
00:03:13,791 --> 00:03:17,666
Listen to me. Copy a few answers.

35
00:03:17,958 --> 00:03:22,375
Sir, my father says "no cheating."
I can't break his trust.

36
00:03:22,750 --> 00:03:25,041
Don't worry, sir!
God will handle everything!

37
00:03:25,458 --> 00:03:26,916
Okay, sir? Jai Mata Di!

38
00:03:27,250 --> 00:03:28,000
Best of luck.

39
00:03:43,083 --> 00:03:45,291
"Fool... fool... fool...
fool... fool..."

40
00:03:45,791 --> 00:03:47,291
"Emotional Fool"

41
00:03:47,500 --> 00:03:49,291
"Fool... fool... fool... fool..."

42
00:03:49,875 --> 00:03:51,375
"Emotional Fool"

43
00:03:51,583 --> 00:03:53,833
"Fool... fool... fool... fool..."

44
00:03:54,000 --> 00:03:55,500
"Emotional Fool"

45
00:03:55,583 --> 00:03:57,375
"Fool... fool... fool... fool..."

46
00:03:57,833 --> 00:03:58,875
"Emotional..."

47
00:03:58,958 --> 00:04:07,041
"You'll get in trouble if
you listen to this fraud of a heart"

48
00:04:07,250 --> 00:04:10,916
"Oh, baby, my heart's a liar"

49
00:04:11,291 --> 00:04:14,750
"Reciting Ghalib's poetry,
pretending he's a poet"

50
00:04:15,000 --> 00:04:18,583
"Can't think of enough
curses to give him"

51
00:04:19,000 --> 00:04:22,583
"Messes me up
While it's acting cool"

52
00:04:22,833 --> 00:04:26,583
"My heart is an emotional fool"

53
00:04:26,791 --> 00:04:30,625
"My heart is an emotional fool"

54
00:04:30,791 --> 00:04:34,541
"My heart is an emotional fool"

55
00:04:34,708 --> 00:04:39,250
"My heart is an emotional fool"
- Speed up.

56
00:04:39,458 --> 00:04:41,625
"Fool... fool... fool...
fool... fool..."

57
00:04:41,708 --> 00:04:43,250
"Emotional Fool"

58
00:04:43,500 --> 00:04:45,625
"Fool... fool... fool... fool..."

59
00:04:55,000 --> 00:04:58,750
"My heart gets lonely all by itself"

60
00:04:59,041 --> 00:05:02,916
"After a few shots, confesses to me"

61
00:05:07,041 --> 00:05:10,666
"All it wants is an Indian girl"

62
00:05:10,958 --> 00:05:14,708
"And it wants me to set them up"

63
00:05:15,041 --> 00:05:18,708
"A fun and whimsical damsel"

64
00:05:19,000 --> 00:05:22,500
"Messes me up
While it's acting cool"

65
00:05:22,708 --> 00:05:26,791
"My heart is an emotional fool"

66
00:05:27,041 --> 00:05:30,500
"My heart is an emotional fool"

67
00:05:30,750 --> 00:05:34,541
"My heart is an emotional fool"

68
00:05:34,750 --> 00:05:38,916
"My heart is an emotional fool"

69
00:05:54,958 --> 00:05:58,791
"My heart's not a bad guy"

70
00:05:59,041 --> 00:06:02,916
"Albeit a little unreliable"

71
00:06:06,458 --> 00:06:10,750
"And so restless "

72
00:06:10,958 --> 00:06:14,791
"So very restless"

73
00:06:15,041 --> 00:06:16,458
"Does exactly what he wants"

74
00:06:16,666 --> 00:06:18,458
"Without a spare thought for poor me"

75
00:06:18,958 --> 00:06:22,625
"Messes me up
While it's acting cool"

76
00:06:23,000 --> 00:06:26,500
"My heart is an emotional fool"

77
00:06:26,708 --> 00:06:30,500
"My heart is an emotional fool"

78
00:06:30,708 --> 00:06:34,541
"My heart is an emotional fool"

79
00:06:34,750 --> 00:06:41,000
"My heart is an emotional fool"

80
00:06:41,083 --> 00:06:41,833
"Foo|."

81
00:06:41,916 --> 00:06:43,375
"Emotional Fool"

82
00:06:43,541 --> 00:06:45,500
"Fool... fool... fool... fool..."

83
00:06:45,750 --> 00:06:46,833
"Emotional..."

84
00:06:49,875 --> 00:06:53,541
Chest... 44.

85
00:06:54,250 --> 00:06:55,958
44!

86
00:06:56,958 --> 00:06:59,958
Look, Mum.

87
00:07:00,250 --> 00:07:01,875
Chest is still 44 inches.

88
00:07:02,541 --> 00:07:04,875
Let your chest swell up
with pride, my son!

89
00:07:05,125 --> 00:07:07,000
Like Sylvester Stallone!

90
00:07:07,416 --> 00:07:08,708
Bansi! - Yes?

91
00:07:08,791 --> 00:07:10,583
You've taken Kavya's measurements
for her gown, right?

92
00:07:10,791 --> 00:07:14,208
No Ma'am. Kavya and her sister
have gone to the cyber cafe.

93
00:07:14,500 --> 00:07:15,541
How do you know?

94
00:07:15,833 --> 00:07:18,125
Sir, they rushed off in front of me!

95
00:07:18,708 --> 00:07:20,916
I told her I had to
take her measurements but...

96
00:07:21,000 --> 00:07:22,208
Kavya said she
won't wear a local gown.

97
00:07:22,291 --> 00:07:23,291
Really?
- Hmm.

98
00:07:23,708 --> 00:07:25,625
What a drama queen she is.

99
00:07:26,291 --> 00:07:27,000
How do you like it?!

100
00:07:27,375 --> 00:07:29,666
Screw you!
You've got a designer gown!

101
00:07:29,916 --> 00:07:32,500
Of course!
And it cost 2 and a half lakhs!

102
00:07:32,583 --> 00:07:33,708
2 and a half lakhs!

103
00:07:33,916 --> 00:07:35,083
How did you convince your dad?!

104
00:07:35,166 --> 00:07:36,708
Emotional blackmail!

105
00:07:36,791 --> 00:07:39,166
Papa, it's my only wedding!

106
00:07:39,458 --> 00:07:41,708
I've always wanted this! Etc...

107
00:07:42,125 --> 00:07:42,916
It's a great colour.

108
00:07:43,000 --> 00:07:43,750
I know!

109
00:07:43,833 --> 00:07:45,875
Did you talk to your dad yet?

110
00:07:46,083 --> 00:07:48,833
My brother flips out anytime
I mention the designer gown!

111
00:07:48,916 --> 00:07:49,833
And Dad starts laughing!

112
00:07:50,000 --> 00:07:53,000
Kavya! Everyone must be
ready for breakfast... hurry up!

113
00:07:53,125 --> 00:07:54,083
2 minutes, sis!

114
00:07:55,500 --> 00:07:56,958
Just come to Delhi!

115
00:07:57,250 --> 00:08:00,166
You can help me with the wedding
and you can buy your gown from here!

116
00:08:00,541 --> 00:08:03,750
The showrooms are going to get the
latest stock of designer gowns, anyway!

117
00:08:04,083 --> 00:08:06,208
Yeah! Great idea!

118
00:08:06,708 --> 00:08:08,083
Okay, I'll call you later... Bye!

119
00:08:09,125 --> 00:08:11,791
- Wants to book trucks for 4 nights,
but won't give an advance...

120
00:08:11,958 --> 00:08:13,250
What a miser!

121
00:08:13,750 --> 00:08:14,916
Let it go for now.

122
00:08:15,125 --> 00:08:15,958
Dad!

123
00:08:16,041 --> 00:08:17,791
We'll talk to Diwan after Diwali.

124
00:08:18,333 --> 00:08:19,333
Papa.
- Why are you shouting?

125
00:08:19,416 --> 00:08:20,875
Why didn't you give
your measurements today?

126
00:08:21,125 --> 00:08:22,125
Dad, listen.

127
00:08:22,208 --> 00:08:25,250
I will only get married
in Kareena Kapoor's designer gown.

128
00:08:25,458 --> 00:08:26,708
Otherwise say 'goodbye' to the groom!

129
00:08:26,958 --> 00:08:28,791
Why such a fuss over a damn gown!

130
00:08:29,750 --> 00:08:32,000
Son. Relax.

131
00:08:33,041 --> 00:08:34,833
What's the problem with a local gown?

132
00:08:35,416 --> 00:08:37,083
Grandma wore a local wedding gown.

133
00:08:37,500 --> 00:08:39,958
Hmph! My mother-in-law selected it.

134
00:08:40,375 --> 00:08:43,166
Horrible! With fake gold threading!

135
00:08:43,500 --> 00:08:45,541
The jewelry set that
came with it was fake too!

136
00:08:45,791 --> 00:08:48,166
Dad... I'm only going
to get married once.

137
00:08:48,541 --> 00:08:49,875
I didn't get to choose the groom.

138
00:08:50,083 --> 00:08:52,000
At least,
let me choose the wedding gown!

139
00:08:52,083 --> 00:08:55,041
I didn't get to choose
my groom or my gown!

140
00:08:56,375 --> 00:08:58,791
I've seen what happens
when people get to choose...

141
00:09:03,041 --> 00:09:03,791
Dean

142
00:09:07,208 --> 00:09:08,333
Dad, my wedding gown!

143
00:09:08,666 --> 00:09:09,625
Okay, how much is it for?

144
00:09:09,791 --> 00:09:10,583
Rs. 5 lakhs!

145
00:09:11,458 --> 00:09:13,291
It was only 2 until yesterday,
now it's 5?!

146
00:09:13,500 --> 00:09:15,875
Gurpreet's gown costs Rs.
2 and a half lakhs!

147
00:09:16,166 --> 00:09:17,500
I deserve at least double that rate!

148
00:09:17,708 --> 00:09:18,791
You can't wear
something so expensive.

149
00:09:18,875 --> 00:09:20,875
Look for something within Rs.
40-50 thousand.

150
00:09:21,166 --> 00:09:23,916
Why are you being so cheap?!
We have so much money!

151
00:09:24,083 --> 00:09:24,958
So what if we have money!

152
00:09:25,041 --> 00:09:26,750
Next you'll ask for
a send off in a helicopter!

153
00:09:26,958 --> 00:09:28,333
Money doesn't grow on trees!

154
00:09:29,750 --> 00:09:31,166
Dad!
- He's right.

155
00:09:33,416 --> 00:09:35,625
Fine. I don't want your help.

156
00:09:35,833 --> 00:09:37,208
I'll buy my gown myself.

157
00:09:37,291 --> 00:09:38,541
Where are you going?!

158
00:09:38,833 --> 00:09:40,166
Delhi! To Uncle's house!

159
00:09:40,375 --> 00:09:42,791
I'll beg,
borrow, steal, but I'll get my gown!

160
00:09:42,875 --> 00:09:44,750
If you want to rob,
do it here in Ambala?

161
00:09:45,291 --> 00:09:46,416
Why do you need to go to Delhi?!

162
00:09:46,750 --> 00:09:49,708
By the time I earn Rs. 5 lakhs
in Ambala, I'll be an old lady.

163
00:09:50,375 --> 00:09:52,583
You can earn big bucks
only in big cities.

164
00:09:54,000 --> 00:09:58,166
Son... Call your uncle and tell him
Kavya's coming to stay for a few days.

165
00:09:58,666 --> 00:09:59,375
Ok.

166
00:09:59,458 --> 00:10:00,291
Not just a few days!

167
00:10:00,458 --> 00:10:02,375
I'm only coming back
after Gurpreet's wedding!

168
00:10:02,583 --> 00:10:04,166
With. My. Gown!

169
00:10:06,833 --> 00:10:10,666
Son... Stop taunting Swati.

170
00:10:12,875 --> 00:10:16,833
Stopping the taunts,
won't heal the wounds, Mum.

171
00:10:23,875 --> 00:10:24,708
Swati, please.

172
00:10:24,791 --> 00:10:25,666
Don't say a word.

173
00:10:25,750 --> 00:10:27,208
I fell in love with the wrong man.

174
00:10:27,500 --> 00:10:29,500
Then I married him
and humiliated dad.

175
00:10:29,708 --> 00:10:30,708
I should be punished.

176
00:10:30,916 --> 00:10:32,125
What punishment, Swati?!

177
00:10:32,375 --> 00:10:34,375
How is it your fault that
he turned out to be a scoundrel?

178
00:10:34,541 --> 00:10:35,916
It is my fault.

179
00:10:36,166 --> 00:10:38,125
Dad tried to stop me,
but I didn't listen.

180
00:10:38,458 --> 00:10:39,208
Mom.

181
00:10:39,291 --> 00:10:41,041
Stop blaming yourself, child.

182
00:10:42,125 --> 00:10:44,416
Some relationships are
meant to be short-lived.

183
00:10:44,750 --> 00:10:46,000
It's the Almighty's decision.

184
00:10:46,166 --> 00:10:48,541
Marrying Param was my decision, Mom.

185
00:10:49,000 --> 00:10:50,958
God isn't responsible
for my mistakes.

186
00:10:52,083 --> 00:10:53,333
Forget about me.

187
00:10:54,166 --> 00:10:56,583
Go have fun in Delhi for a month!

188
00:10:57,125 --> 00:10:59,000
You won't get these days back.

189
00:10:59,416 --> 00:11:02,375
Everything will be
different in America.

190
00:11:02,875 --> 00:11:04,583
Get a sexy wedding gown.

191
00:11:04,958 --> 00:11:08,166
Whatever you do,
don't land up in jail!

192
00:11:20,125 --> 00:11:21,458
Shonty!
- Yes.

193
00:11:21,916 --> 00:11:24,583
You're sure Mr. Shastri is going
to check the History paper, right?

194
00:11:24,666 --> 00:11:27,500
Yes.
- How many times do I have to tell you?

195
00:11:27,875 --> 00:11:30,250
I got the information
straight from the office.

196
00:11:30,541 --> 00:11:32,083
He's been checking these
papers for the last 5 years!

197
00:11:32,166 --> 00:11:37,416
Humpty! If the professor complains
about you, they'll fail you!

198
00:11:39,708 --> 00:11:43,541
My dear Poplu... I'm going
to fail anyway, right?

199
00:11:44,583 --> 00:11:47,750
Dude... since when do
you care about passing?!

200
00:11:48,708 --> 00:11:51,375
Bro when heroes fail
their exams in movies...

201
00:11:51,458 --> 00:11:54,583
their fathers give them a hug
and send them on vacations to London.

202
00:11:54,791 --> 00:11:59,375
If I fail, my dad will kick me
and tell me to manage the bookstore.

203
00:11:59,708 --> 00:12:01,250
Well, that's true...
- You are absolutely right.

204
00:12:01,333 --> 00:12:02,583
Boys.
- Hey...

205
00:12:04,541 --> 00:12:09,000
Good evening, Sir...

206
00:12:11,416 --> 00:12:14,541
Bro, he looks like
Thakur from Sholay!

207
00:12:14,916 --> 00:12:16,458
Gabbar.

208
00:12:17,125 --> 00:12:18,666
Thakur didn't have hands, idiot.

209
00:12:19,083 --> 00:12:20,166
He looks like the dancing girl!

210
00:12:20,916 --> 00:12:22,041
Who are you guys?

211
00:12:22,125 --> 00:12:25,500
Sir, I'm Tendulkar,
this is Kohli and that's Sehwag!

212
00:12:25,875 --> 00:12:28,541
Look, boys. You'll look
like you'll are from a good home.

213
00:12:28,708 --> 00:12:29,500
Thank you, sir!

214
00:12:29,583 --> 00:12:31,166
Boys like you'll shouldn't
be doing such things.

215
00:12:31,333 --> 00:12:36,916
Sir, when Gandhi's principles
don't work, use Al Capone's.

216
00:12:37,250 --> 00:12:39,166
Sir, please pass me in History.

217
00:12:39,375 --> 00:12:41,458
I don't mind scraping through.
I can pay you.

218
00:12:41,541 --> 00:12:42,333
Bro, cool down.

219
00:12:42,416 --> 00:12:43,416
I don't accept bribes.

220
00:12:43,583 --> 00:12:47,458
Just think of it as a donation...
I even wrote a poem for you!

221
00:12:48,041 --> 00:12:50,666
One minute, sir. Listen.

222
00:12:51,791 --> 00:12:54,291
"My daddy cry, if I fail,"

223
00:12:54,708 --> 00:12:56,875
"Then I hit you and go to jail."

224
00:12:57,333 --> 00:13:00,125
"But don't worry, I get easy bail."

225
00:13:00,958 --> 00:13:03,500
"Then I again hit you, again jail"

226
00:13:04,083 --> 00:13:05,125
"Again bail."

227
00:13:05,625 --> 00:13:07,625
"Jail-Bail, Jail-Bail, Jail-Bail"

228
00:13:08,125 --> 00:13:09,458
"And one day..."

229
00:13:09,666 --> 00:13:10,750
"Your heart fail."

230
00:13:10,833 --> 00:13:12,625
Wow! Wonderful!

231
00:13:13,458 --> 00:13:14,791
Wow!
- Thank you.

232
00:13:15,041 --> 00:13:16,541
Thank you.
- Sir, now listen rhyming.

233
00:13:16,625 --> 00:13:17,416
<i>Dye!</i>

234
00:13:18,333 --> 00:13:20,875
Monkey regiment! Come here!

235
00:13:28,333 --> 00:13:29,125
Who are you?

236
00:13:29,208 --> 00:13:31,041
Why are you messing
around with my Uncle?

237
00:13:31,208 --> 00:13:32,375
Old man isn't passing me.

238
00:13:32,708 --> 00:13:34,041
Hanging him like this
isn't going to help your cause.

239
00:13:34,250 --> 00:13:36,291
He's not accepting my bribe.
I offered!

240
00:13:37,041 --> 00:13:38,166
How much?

241
00:13:39,750 --> 00:13:40,791
Five Thousand rupees.

242
00:13:43,333 --> 00:13:44,750
Do they need to pass?

243
00:13:45,250 --> 00:13:47,625
Nah nah. They're working now.

244
00:13:47,833 --> 00:13:49,041
Studying wasn't their thing.

245
00:13:49,125 --> 00:13:49,916
Hmmm.

246
00:13:50,791 --> 00:13:52,041
How will you get me passing marks?

247
00:13:53,083 --> 00:13:54,708
My Aunt's out of town...

248
00:13:54,791 --> 00:13:56,875
Uncle downs a few shots
and passes out.

249
00:13:57,291 --> 00:13:59,000
I check half the papers.

250
00:13:59,416 --> 00:14:00,750
Give me your roll number,
I'll sort it out.

251
00:14:00,958 --> 00:14:03,875
You're not from around here,
are you?

252
00:14:04,250 --> 00:14:06,208
I'm an alien. E.T.'s sister.

253
00:14:08,125 --> 00:14:10,666
Why do you want to help me?

254
00:14:11,958 --> 00:14:13,958
You see...
it was love at first sight.

255
00:14:14,625 --> 00:14:15,708
I want Rs. 10,000.

256
00:14:15,791 --> 00:14:16,625
Are you insane?

257
00:14:16,750 --> 00:14:18,833
If you want to bargain,
you can get out.

258
00:14:19,833 --> 00:14:20,916
You're dangerous.

259
00:14:21,125 --> 00:14:22,083
I know.

260
00:14:22,583 --> 00:14:23,375
Now, get out.

261
00:14:25,166 --> 00:14:26,041
Humpty, hold on.

262
00:14:26,083 --> 00:14:27,791
Come on, let's go.

263
00:14:28,750 --> 00:14:29,666
What did the lady say?

264
00:14:29,750 --> 00:14:31,375
She said, "Humpty, you'll pass."

265
00:14:31,625 --> 00:14:32,708
Wow!

266
00:14:32,791 --> 00:14:34,166
Shonty, get the lowdown on her, man!

267
00:14:34,250 --> 00:14:36,250
Shut up! I do the work
and you get the rewards!

268
00:14:36,333 --> 00:14:38,083
What kind of friend are you, man!

269
00:14:38,458 --> 00:14:41,208
"Fool... fool... fool... fool..."

270
00:14:42,250 --> 00:14:44,916
"Fool... fool... fool... fool..."

271
00:15:02,500 --> 00:15:05,208
"Fool... fool... fool... fool..."

272
00:15:06,208 --> 00:15:07,583
"Fool... fool..."

273
00:15:07,791 --> 00:15:10,416
What are you doing?!
You know my blood sugar is high!

274
00:15:10,500 --> 00:15:13,333
We're celebrating your son passing
his exams! Don't worry... just eat!

275
00:15:13,666 --> 00:15:15,041
Humpty, you passed?!

276
00:15:15,208 --> 00:15:16,750
Of course, sir!
-But

277
00:15:17,291 --> 00:15:19,333
Didn't I tell you?!
God's on my team.

278
00:15:25,583 --> 00:15:26,416
$0, you passed!

279
00:15:27,208 --> 00:15:28,041
Who did you copy from?

280
00:15:28,125 --> 00:15:29,875
Dad! I'm your son!

281
00:15:29,958 --> 00:15:31,875
I'd die before cheating!

282
00:15:32,166 --> 00:15:33,958
Are you going to keep
clowning around...

283
00:15:34,041 --> 00:15:35,375
or will you manage the shop?

284
00:15:35,458 --> 00:15:36,958
I'll manage it, Dad!

285
00:15:37,041 --> 00:15:39,458
I'm young! It's my time to have fun!

286
00:15:39,708 --> 00:15:45,416
Correct! Now that you're here,
complete the inventory.

287
00:15:46,500 --> 00:15:49,250
You always take advantage
of my innocence!

288
00:15:54,666 --> 00:15:56,166
Bro.
-Hmm.

289
00:15:56,583 --> 00:15:58,041
Her name is Kavya Pratap Singh.

290
00:15:58,500 --> 00:15:59,791
From Ambala.

291
00:15:59,958 --> 00:16:01,625
She's Shastri's niece.

292
00:16:01,958 --> 00:16:04,083
Her dad is in the transport business.

293
00:16:04,250 --> 00:16:05,333
What's she doing in Delhi?

294
00:16:06,416 --> 00:16:07,541
Wedding shopping-

295
00:16:09,291 --> 00:16:11,958
She's engaged, man... to an NRI.

296
00:16:12,833 --> 00:16:17,666
The Wedding's in a month and
a half and then straight to America.

297
00:16:19,833 --> 00:16:21,916
Why are you looking so lovelorn?

298
00:16:26,041 --> 00:16:26,625
Humptv!

299
00:16:26,708 --> 00:16:29,791
Sorry dad! I've got to go!
Next week onwards, I promise!

300
00:16:31,625 --> 00:16:32,458
"Emotional..."

301
00:16:56,833 --> 00:16:59,083
"Fool... fool... fool... fool..."

302
00:16:59,166 --> 00:17:00,583
Hello, Ms. Kavya!

303
00:17:01,166 --> 00:17:02,708
Wow, you look like you're Size 0!

304
00:17:03,250 --> 00:17:04,291
Are you mental?

305
00:17:04,625 --> 00:17:06,791
Why are you wearing a
leather jacket in this heat?!

306
00:17:06,875 --> 00:17:08,208
You're so judgmental!

307
00:17:08,291 --> 00:17:11,000
I have high fever!
And I still came to say thank you!

308
00:17:11,083 --> 00:17:13,500
Forget about it.
You've come to hit on me!

309
00:17:13,875 --> 00:17:15,583
I don't hit on engaged property!

310
00:17:15,666 --> 00:17:17,000
I've done my research!

311
00:17:18,500 --> 00:17:19,625
Can't we sit and talk for a minute?

312
00:17:19,833 --> 00:17:21,166
No! Say what you want to like this!

313
00:17:22,291 --> 00:17:24,541
Well, you already know my name;
Humpty Sharma!

314
00:17:24,833 --> 00:17:28,166
I'm very popular in my college!
Girls think I'm really cute...

315
00:17:28,250 --> 00:17:30,708
Stop this introduction
and say what you need to!

316
00:17:30,958 --> 00:17:32,333
There's a party...

317
00:17:32,875 --> 00:17:35,250
"Fool... fool... fool... fool..."

318
00:17:37,375 --> 00:17:38,958
There's a party at my college.

319
00:17:39,125 --> 00:17:41,625
D.J... Drinks... delicious food.

320
00:17:42,125 --> 00:17:43,791
So?
- So, I'm inviting you!

321
00:17:44,833 --> 00:17:46,500
Why me? Couldn't find anyone else?

322
00:17:46,708 --> 00:17:49,166
Quite a few.
But you're the only one from Ambala.

323
00:17:49,250 --> 00:17:51,166
Will I be going as your
sister or your girlfriend?

324
00:17:52,083 --> 00:17:54,250
Whichever you like! I'm open minded!

325
00:17:54,791 --> 00:17:57,166
Oh! My wedding is in 1 ‘A months!

326
00:17:57,416 --> 00:18:00,458
Oh. The party should
be over way before that.

327
00:18:02,583 --> 00:18:03,458
What time?

328
00:18:03,708 --> 00:18:05,875
6 pm onwards... you enter at 7!

329
00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:11,750
Ms. Kavya! The dress code is western!

330
00:18:11,958 --> 00:18:13,125
Don't show up in ethnic wear!

331
00:18:24,791 --> 00:18:27,166
Humpty! She's here! Let's go! Quick!

332
00:18:27,333 --> 00:18:28,416
I need to smell good!

333
00:18:28,625 --> 00:18:29,625
You'll never change, man.

334
00:18:30,375 --> 00:18:32,458
Let's go, let's go!

335
00:18:55,333 --> 00:18:56,416
Who are you?

336
00:18:57,250 --> 00:18:58,791
DJ Govind... Yo.

337
00:18:59,416 --> 00:19:02,000
Listen, nerd. Can you handle this?

338
00:19:02,666 --> 00:19:05,416
Yeah... Just give me a chance.

339
00:19:07,083 --> 00:19:07,916
Come on.

340
00:19:33,541 --> 00:19:40,208
"You can try and escape if you like"

341
00:19:40,458 --> 00:19:47,125
"But you know you can't
always have your way"

342
00:19:47,250 --> 00:19:48,791
"You can go if you like"

343
00:19:48,875 --> 00:19:54,083
"But you know what we
could get up to all night"

344
00:19:54,375 --> 00:19:57,625
"I'm single, you're single"

345
00:19:57,750 --> 00:20:01,125
"Let's get a little lucky tonight"

346
00:20:01,208 --> 00:20:04,375
"I'm single, you're single"

347
00:20:04,625 --> 00:20:08,083
"Let's get a little lucky tonight"

348
00:20:08,208 --> 00:20:11,500
"Hand holding is so pass"

349
00:20:11,625 --> 00:20:14,333
"Let's get a little lucky tonight"

350
00:20:25,375 --> 00:20:28,416
"Let's get a little lucky tonight"

351
00:20:28,500 --> 00:20:31,833
"Let's get a little lucky tonight"

352
00:20:31,916 --> 00:20:34,833
"You hold commitment
at my throat like a knife"

353
00:20:34,916 --> 00:20:38,041
"Like your personal chauffer,
behind you I drive"

354
00:20:38,875 --> 00:20:41,625
"Used to be a hero in my college,
a real superstar"

355
00:20:41,791 --> 00:20:45,125
"But your love's ruined me"

356
00:20:45,416 --> 00:20:48,500
"When you dumped me,
for a while I wept"

357
00:20:48,583 --> 00:20:52,291
"But for the first time that night,
peacefully I slept"

358
00:20:52,458 --> 00:20:55,333
"Things became crystal
clear that night"

359
00:20:55,416 --> 00:20:59,875
"I'm a macho man,
so let's get lucky tonight"

360
00:21:00,541 --> 00:21:07,333
"Your luck is done,
boy, done, done, done"

361
00:21:07,750 --> 00:21:11,416
"You have no idea how many suitors"

362
00:21:11,625 --> 00:21:14,708
"Think I'm the one, one, one"

363
00:21:14,833 --> 00:21:18,416
"I'm no stranger to how hearts work"

364
00:21:18,625 --> 00:21:21,500
"There's a trail of
broken hearts wherever I go"

365
00:21:21,583 --> 00:21:23,083
"l won't follow you"

366
00:21:23,166 --> 00:21:24,833
"And I won't call you"

367
00:21:24,916 --> 00:21:28,250
"And I won't be your lovesick puppy"

368
00:21:28,458 --> 00:21:29,750
"Come, let me show you"

369
00:21:29,916 --> 00:21:31,541
"Oh I can show you"

370
00:21:31,625 --> 00:21:35,250
"A kind of love you won't forget"

371
00:21:35,500 --> 00:21:38,541
"I'm single, you're single"

372
00:21:38,750 --> 00:21:42,333
"Let's get a little lucky tonight"

373
00:21:42,416 --> 00:21:45,500
"I'm single, you're single"

374
00:21:45,666 --> 00:21:49,000
"Let's get a little lucky tonight"

375
00:21:49,083 --> 00:21:52,208
"Hand holding is so pass"

376
00:21:52,458 --> 00:21:55,583
"Let's get a little lucky tonight"

377
00:21:59,291 --> 00:22:02,583
"I'm single, you're single"

378
00:22:02,791 --> 00:22:06,458
"Let's get a little lucky tonight"

379
00:22:06,541 --> 00:22:09,541
"Let's get a little lucky tonight"

380
00:22:09,625 --> 00:22:13,000
"Let's get a little lucky tonight"

381
00:22:13,083 --> 00:22:16,541
"Let's get a little lucky tonight"

382
00:22:16,625 --> 00:22:19,916
"Let's get a little lucky tonight"

383
00:22:20,000 --> 00:22:23,625
"Come, let's get a little lucky tonight"

384
00:22:30,125 --> 00:22:30,916
I'm going!

385
00:22:31,000 --> 00:22:31,583
What?

386
00:22:31,666 --> 00:22:33,000
I'm going!

387
00:22:33,083 --> 00:22:34,291
Why so early?!

388
00:22:34,458 --> 00:22:36,666
She just got a call...
There's a curfew!

389
00:22:37,041 --> 00:22:38,416
Should I drop you home?
- Bye.

390
00:22:39,166 --> 00:22:40,166
<i>'</i> Bye-bye.

391
00:22:40,250 --> 00:22:40,958
<i>.-</i>

392
00:22:44,166 --> 00:22:46,708
Bro. Bro... Bro!

393
00:22:46,791 --> 00:22:47,625
Yeah!

394
00:22:47,708 --> 00:22:51,833
If staring worked, I'd be going
out with the whole girls' hostel!

395
00:22:52,166 --> 00:22:52,958
You..

396
00:22:54,000 --> 00:22:55,458
"Tonight.."

397
00:23:08,833 --> 00:23:10,291
Gurpreet, sit on the bike quietly.

398
00:23:11,541 --> 00:23:12,375
Come on, sit.

399
00:23:12,458 --> 00:23:14,291
What are you doing?

400
00:23:14,625 --> 00:23:15,750
Gurpreet sit.

401
00:23:49,791 --> 00:23:51,583
What urgent work could have come up,
Gurpreet?!

402
00:23:51,875 --> 00:23:54,125
You're behaving really
weird these days!

403
00:23:54,375 --> 00:23:56,291
Hurry up! I'm waiting!

404
00:23:59,791 --> 00:24:01,083
Hello, Ms. Kavya!

405
00:24:01,291 --> 00:24:03,125
The cold coffee in this
market is world famous!

406
00:24:03,666 --> 00:24:04,625
You again!

407
00:24:04,833 --> 00:24:07,833
I could leave!
You can wait for your friend alone!

408
00:24:08,541 --> 00:24:10,333
It's bad manners to eavesdrop
on other people's conversations.

409
00:24:10,458 --> 00:24:13,250
Can you lecture me
while drinking cold coffee?

410
00:24:15,041 --> 00:24:17,000
Oh, fine. It'll be a good pass time.

411
00:24:22,333 --> 00:24:23,958
World class, isn't it!

412
00:24:25,416 --> 00:24:26,750
How would I know after one sip.

413
00:24:26,875 --> 00:24:30,458
Are all girls in Ambala so feisty?

414
00:24:30,541 --> 00:24:32,791
I'm not your guidebook,
go find out yourself!

415
00:24:33,708 --> 00:24:35,625
What's your friend's full name,
by the way?

416
00:24:35,916 --> 00:24:37,375
I've told you already.

417
00:24:38,291 --> 00:24:39,500
Tell me again.

418
00:24:39,708 --> 00:24:40,666
Gurpreet Sodhi.

419
00:24:40,875 --> 00:24:42,416
That's right... Sodhi!

420
00:24:42,833 --> 00:24:43,625
Why d° you ask?

421
00:24:43,666 --> 00:24:45,875
I can't remember where
I've heard her name...

422
00:24:46,000 --> 00:24:48,250
Don't get your hopes up...
she's getting married in 3 weeks.

423
00:24:48,375 --> 00:24:51,541
By God... It's raining grooms.

424
00:24:52,541 --> 00:24:54,291
How's your wedding shopping going?

425
00:24:55,291 --> 00:24:58,458
Just alright... Still don't have
enough money for my wedding gown.

426
00:24:58,625 --> 00:24:59,708
Didn't your parents give you any?

427
00:24:59,791 --> 00:25:01,375
Dad said no...

428
00:25:01,916 --> 00:25:03,375
He said it's too expensive.

429
00:25:03,666 --> 00:25:04,916
How much?

430
00:25:05,958 --> 00:25:07,208
I want a designer gown...

431
00:25:07,291 --> 00:25:08,250
It costs Rs. 5 lakhs!

432
00:25:17,666 --> 00:25:20,500
You've come here from Ambala
to buy a gown for Rs. 5 lakhs?!

433
00:25:20,666 --> 00:25:21,791
Why is that funny?

434
00:25:22,041 --> 00:25:25,083
Get me a shirt along with
your gown...

435
00:25:25,458 --> 00:25:26,583
For one thousand rupees!

436
00:25:26,791 --> 00:25:28,041
Stop laughing-

437
00:25:28,708 --> 00:25:30,625
So you're going to collect Rs.
5 lakhs in a month?

438
00:25:30,708 --> 00:25:32,000
Yes, I am.
- How?

439
00:25:32,125 --> 00:25:33,666
I have a lot of great ideas!

440
00:25:33,750 --> 00:25:34,916
Tell me one idea.

441
00:25:35,958 --> 00:25:37,583
You won't be able to earn this money.

442
00:25:37,666 --> 00:25:38,375
Why not?

443
00:25:38,458 --> 00:25:41,416
Because you're not a con as you think,
you are naive!

444
00:25:42,583 --> 00:25:44,708
Only 10,000 bucks
for forging my marks?

445
00:25:45,000 --> 00:25:47,416
Even Rs. 50,000 would have been less!

446
00:25:48,333 --> 00:25:49,583
You're not a thief, Kavya!

447
00:25:49,666 --> 00:25:51,583
Enjoy Delhi for a few days,
then go back to Ambala!

448
00:25:51,833 --> 00:25:54,416
Get a local gown...
everyone will be happy!

449
00:25:54,833 --> 00:25:56,666
I don't need your stupid advice!

450
00:25:56,875 --> 00:25:59,375
Who are you to provide
commentary to the world?!

451
00:25:59,458 --> 00:26:01,958
You can't even pass in
History without help! Idiot!

452
00:26:02,208 --> 00:26:05,000
You should thank me and try to help...

453
00:26:05,166 --> 00:26:07,583
...but instead, you're
sitting there spouting rubbish!

454
00:26:09,583 --> 00:26:12,500
Oh, and I'm going to wear
a designer gown... no matter what!

455
00:26:13,583 --> 00:26:14,958
Yeah... okay!

456
00:26:15,958 --> 00:26:18,625
Why are you poking around in
her business? She's not your sister!

457
00:26:18,791 --> 00:26:22,375
Shonty... She's our sister-in-law!

458
00:26:22,750 --> 00:26:26,208
Bloody dung-for-brains...
Talk sense sometimes, man!

459
00:26:26,416 --> 00:26:29,500
Awww! He's blushing!

460
00:26:30,833 --> 00:26:32,875
I feel things when I see her, man...

461
00:26:33,166 --> 00:26:35,708
Can't understand what
you feel without touching.

462
00:26:35,916 --> 00:26:38,083
You don't have a girlfriend
because you're so vulgar.

463
00:26:38,208 --> 00:26:42,000
Being classy won't help me,
buddy... I'm stuck with this face!

464
00:26:43,250 --> 00:26:44,916
Stop this rubbish, guys...

465
00:26:45,166 --> 00:26:47,083
Humpty, she's getting
married next month.

466
00:26:47,291 --> 00:26:50,916
I know that already,
you don't have to keep reminding me...

467
00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:54,250
I'm worried she'll do something foolish
trying to get this Rs. 5-lakh-gown!

468
00:26:54,416 --> 00:26:57,208
Dude, the one to worry
about is her friend...

469
00:26:57,458 --> 00:27:01,500
You're right, man... I wish
I could figure out who she is!

470
00:27:06,375 --> 00:27:09,750
Shonty! You're like
my brother, right?

471
00:27:10,166 --> 00:27:14,000
Hello! Brother,
not Google, you scoundrel...

472
00:27:14,083 --> 00:27:16,750
...getting you information
at a the touch of a button!

473
00:27:17,041 --> 00:27:18,833
He is very rude.

474
00:27:18,916 --> 00:27:19,833
So you're not going to do it?!

475
00:27:19,916 --> 00:27:20,583
No.

476
00:27:20,666 --> 00:27:22,166
You won't help?
- Don't disturb.

477
00:27:22,333 --> 00:27:26,000
Just get the information, man!
Just get it, bro...

478
00:27:26,333 --> 00:27:29,208
Okay! Okay!
- First promise!

479
00:27:29,416 --> 00:27:30,458
I promise!

480
00:27:36,166 --> 00:27:39,916
Wow! Manish Malhotra's gowns!
It'll really suit you!

481
00:27:44,458 --> 00:27:45,541
What?

482
00:27:46,625 --> 00:27:48,583
I'm not going to apologise!

483
00:27:48,916 --> 00:27:50,666
Just came to tell you
that your friend is Trouble.

484
00:27:50,750 --> 00:27:52,875
I don't want to hear your rubbish!

485
00:27:52,958 --> 00:27:55,541
It's not rubbish, it's the truth.

486
00:27:56,041 --> 00:27:57,666
What is the truth? Tell me!

487
00:27:57,750 --> 00:28:01,125
Your friend is lying to you.
Her gown is not designer.

488
00:28:01,666 --> 00:28:05,541
And I saw her with a boy...
she's having an affair!

489
00:28:07,708 --> 00:28:10,583
What? Kavya! Kavya!

490
00:28:10,958 --> 00:28:11,958
Kavya, please believe me!

491
00:28:12,041 --> 00:28:13,000
You're useless!

492
00:28:13,083 --> 00:28:14,791
And I don't want to listen
to your nonsense!

493
00:28:14,875 --> 00:28:16,791
Listen, I'm not useless!

494
00:28:17,000 --> 00:28:18,708
I'm the sole heir to
my father's book empire!

495
00:28:19,125 --> 00:28:21,875
Are you applying for the post of
most eligible Bachelor?

496
00:28:22,083 --> 00:28:24,208
You're just brushing it off...
but you have to handle Gurpreet.

497
00:28:24,458 --> 00:28:26,541
Why are you so obsessed with her?!

498
00:28:27,833 --> 00:28:29,000
Does that make you jealous?!

499
00:28:29,208 --> 00:28:30,416
I'm not jealous!

500
00:28:30,708 --> 00:28:32,041
Listen to me...

501
00:28:32,208 --> 00:28:33,625
We can clear this up in a minute.

502
00:28:33,875 --> 00:28:35,250
Just come with me.

503
00:28:35,458 --> 00:28:36,583
Come on!

504
00:28:47,083 --> 00:28:49,291
This is Manish
Malhotra's designer gown!

505
00:28:49,708 --> 00:28:51,625
Exactly like the
one on your iPad, right?

506
00:28:51,958 --> 00:28:52,958
How much is it for?

507
00:28:53,125 --> 00:28:54,541
I want a fair discount...

508
00:28:54,708 --> 00:28:56,958
Rs. 90,000, final price.

509
00:28:57,166 --> 00:28:58,958
Huh?! How much did you say?!

510
00:28:59,291 --> 00:29:02,000
The one on your iPad was around
Rs. 5 lakhs, right?

511
00:29:02,541 --> 00:29:03,416
What a discount!

512
00:29:03,500 --> 00:29:05,958
Wait. This is a Manish Malhotra
original gown?

513
00:29:06,083 --> 00:29:08,916
Oh, yes.
A hundred percent original fake.

514
00:29:09,708 --> 00:29:14,000
Sir, did Gurpreet Sodhi
buy her wedding gown from here?

515
00:29:14,208 --> 00:29:15,958
Yes, she did!

516
00:29:16,208 --> 00:29:17,208
Any problems?

517
00:29:17,291 --> 00:29:18,583
Not at all, it's marvelous!

518
00:29:18,791 --> 00:29:19,750
Tell me something...

519
00:29:19,833 --> 00:29:22,125
how much would
that gown be today?

520
00:29:22,625 --> 00:29:25,083
The original costs about Rs. 3 lakhs...

521
00:29:25,291 --> 00:29:27,083
We sold it to her for Rs. 70,000!

522
00:29:27,250 --> 00:29:29,083
Packaged exactly like the showroom.

523
00:29:29,291 --> 00:29:30,166
Great!

524
00:29:33,041 --> 00:29:36,708
Your teeth will get dirty,
if you don't stop laughing!

525
00:29:36,916 --> 00:29:38,333
Technically you should
be apologizing to me, now...

526
00:29:38,416 --> 00:29:40,291
...but forget it,
I'm a very giving person.

527
00:29:41,375 --> 00:29:43,791
Drop me to Gurpreet's house.

528
00:29:53,375 --> 00:29:56,500
Talk to her...
call me if you need anything.

529
00:29:58,500 --> 00:29:59,583
Thank you.

530
00:29:59,791 --> 00:30:00,833
Welcome.

531
00:30:02,625 --> 00:30:03,750
Bye.
-Bye.

532
00:30:04,000 --> 00:30:06,958
I had ended the affair...

533
00:30:07,250 --> 00:30:09,500
But, then he started blackmailing me.

534
00:30:10,250 --> 00:30:13,375
I didn't even realize
he took a video of me!

535
00:30:13,583 --> 00:30:16,333
Gurpreet, are you stupid?

536
00:30:16,583 --> 00:30:19,166
I wanted to buy
the designer gown...

537
00:30:19,375 --> 00:30:21,166
But, he started demanding money.

538
00:30:21,500 --> 00:30:24,791
So I got a fake, inexpensive
gown and gave him the money.

539
00:30:25,291 --> 00:30:27,375
That's when he deleted the video.

540
00:30:27,958 --> 00:30:30,583
Dad would have killed me,
if he found out!

541
00:30:30,916 --> 00:30:31,875
Okay.

542
00:30:32,625 --> 00:30:34,500
Come here.

543
00:30:45,916 --> 00:30:46,791
Arts student, right?

544
00:30:46,875 --> 00:30:47,791
Yes.

545
00:30:47,875 --> 00:30:50,083
By the way...
why is your name Humpty?

546
00:30:50,416 --> 00:30:52,500
I used to be a really fat kid...

547
00:30:52,666 --> 00:30:54,583
so, my friends
used to call me Humpty.

548
00:30:54,916 --> 00:30:56,125
Since then, Rakesh became Humpty

549
00:30:56,416 --> 00:30:59,458
Rakesh?! What a boring name...

550
00:30:59,708 --> 00:31:01,958
He named me! 'Rakesh Sharma'!

551
00:31:02,833 --> 00:31:05,833
Rakesh Sharma... The astronaut.

552
00:31:06,333 --> 00:31:09,291
He was the first Indian
to land on the moon.

553
00:31:10,291 --> 00:31:12,416
You're as pretty
as the moon yourself.

554
00:31:17,083 --> 00:31:19,583
Hello? Vidya Book Centre!

555
00:31:19,958 --> 00:31:21,666
So, you're managing
your father's book 'empire'!

556
00:31:21,833 --> 00:31:24,666
Yeah! So I'm not that
useless after all, right?

557
00:31:24,958 --> 00:31:26,791
Oy! Don't be sarcastic!

558
00:31:27,041 --> 00:31:28,166
Why is your cell phone off?

559
00:31:28,333 --> 00:31:29,541
My battery is dead.

560
00:31:29,791 --> 00:31:31,541
Can you meet me today?
- Why?

561
00:31:31,750 --> 00:31:34,041
That boy has blackmailed
and looted Gurpreet.

562
00:31:39,583 --> 00:31:41,208
I can't believe
you're still laughing!

563
00:31:41,416 --> 00:31:42,541
Sorry!

564
00:31:43,416 --> 00:31:45,750
What do you want to do?

565
00:31:47,041 --> 00:31:48,333
We have to teach
the scoundrel a lesson!

566
00:31:48,541 --> 00:31:50,083
Get the money back...
with interest!

567
00:31:50,250 --> 00:31:51,750
Why are you doing this?!

568
00:31:51,833 --> 00:31:52,875
It's over!

569
00:31:52,958 --> 00:31:54,458
It's not over!

570
00:31:54,916 --> 00:31:57,583
He got away... He's going
to do this to someone else!

571
00:31:58,125 --> 00:31:59,708
Guys like this are scum!

572
00:32:00,125 --> 00:32:03,166
They don't think about
the girl or her family!

573
00:32:04,666 --> 00:32:05,958
Did something happen to you,
as well?

574
00:32:06,166 --> 00:32:09,000
I'd like to see someone
try to mess with me!

575
00:32:11,500 --> 00:32:13,083
You're safe.

576
00:32:14,333 --> 00:32:15,541
Come on.

577
00:32:16,333 --> 00:32:17,583
Are you free tonight?

578
00:32:17,750 --> 00:32:18,916
There's a birthday party...

579
00:32:19,083 --> 00:32:20,583
Whose birthday?
- Mine!

580
00:32:20,875 --> 00:32:23,125
What?! But, there's a
different date on Facebook!

581
00:32:23,333 --> 00:32:25,125
Yeah, that's wrong...

582
00:32:26,000 --> 00:32:27,541
So you're following me on Facebook?

583
00:32:27,791 --> 00:32:29,458
Like you haven't
checked my pictures out.

584
00:32:29,708 --> 00:32:31,916
I have... You look like
a monkey in that white suit!

585
00:32:32,125 --> 00:32:34,208
Better than a baboon
in a leather jacket!

586
00:32:36,250 --> 00:32:37,708
So you'll come?

587
00:32:38,125 --> 00:32:39,750
Well, why not...

588
00:32:40,041 --> 00:32:41,708
There'll be alcohol, right?

589
00:32:42,000 --> 00:32:44,000
You drink?
- Yes...

590
00:32:44,125 --> 00:32:45,500
You drink regularly?

591
00:32:45,958 --> 00:32:47,791
Stop acting like a Mom!

592
00:32:48,166 --> 00:32:51,000
My bottle will be over
before you've opened yours!

593
00:32:52,333 --> 00:32:54,083
What should I get for you?

594
00:32:56,291 --> 00:32:59,291
Leave it, Uncle!
We've got plans tonight...

595
00:32:59,666 --> 00:33:01,416
It's your son's birthday...

596
00:33:01,750 --> 00:33:03,958
How many birthdays
does he have in a year?

597
00:33:06,166 --> 00:33:09,625
Hello, Dad. Dad, Kavya...
Kavya, Dad.

598
00:33:09,916 --> 00:33:12,000
Hello, Uncle.
- Hello.

599
00:33:21,666 --> 00:33:25,500
Brothers... We have gathered
to witness a great contest.

600
00:33:26,416 --> 00:33:31,250
Kavya has wagered that she can finish
these two bottles of beer before me.

601
00:33:31,458 --> 00:33:33,250
Stop the lecture... let's drink.

602
00:33:35,708 --> 00:33:37,500
Poplu! Start the timer!

603
00:33:39,666 --> 00:33:45,083
3... 2... 1! Go!

604
00:33:56,958 --> 00:34:00,125
"This girl is courageous,
no one can compete her."

605
00:34:00,208 --> 00:34:02,125
"Pal, you don’t try to act smart."

606
00:34:05,375 --> 00:34:08,958
Bro... She's like a Ferrari.
Guzzle up!

607
00:34:09,916 --> 00:34:12,500
"How much will you drink today?"

608
00:34:12,583 --> 00:34:14,958
"He got trapped amongst girls."

609
00:34:15,041 --> 00:34:18,250
"Oh dear,
the guys got trapped themselves."

610
00:34:20,166 --> 00:34:21,083
Wow!

611
00:34:21,291 --> 00:34:22,541
Don't worry, Humpty Dumpty!

612
00:34:22,750 --> 00:34:24,166
Stick with me and
you'll learn to drink!

613
00:34:24,333 --> 00:34:25,750
I don't want to drink anymore...

614
00:34:26,583 --> 00:34:29,500
What?! Music! Come on!

615
00:34:29,583 --> 00:34:31,750
"There's aren't any students here."

616
00:34:32,791 --> 00:34:35,041
"No teachers to suffer.."

617
00:34:35,708 --> 00:34:38,916
"Our school is a
school filled with fun."

618
00:34:38,958 --> 00:34:40,625
"Hoye...a testing fire,
a flock of merry men"

619
00:34:40,666 --> 00:34:44,583
"A lonesome night, a night like this,
put your hand on your heart, and together"

620
00:34:44,666 --> 00:34:46,833
"Tell me what are we going to do?"

621
00:34:46,916 --> 00:34:49,875
"Contribute selflessly,
Contribute selflessly"

622
00:34:49,958 --> 00:34:53,833
"My beloved when you touch me.."

623
00:34:53,916 --> 00:34:57,416
"..then the innocent girl
became a drunkard."

624
00:34:57,458 --> 00:35:01,458
"Oh no, oh no, oh no,
I don't want to go home."

625
00:35:01,541 --> 00:35:04,083
"The sun is on the horizon."

626
00:35:04,708 --> 00:35:06,958
"The moon shines bright."

627
00:35:07,708 --> 00:35:12,958
"Why is the sky melting away?"

628
00:35:19,083 --> 00:35:21,416
KaVya!
'

629
00:35:21,750 --> 00:35:25,041
You checked out my Facebook profile...
but you didn't send me a friend request.

630
00:35:25,500 --> 00:35:28,583
Why should I?
You send! What arrogance!

631
00:35:28,791 --> 00:35:32,375
That sucks... if I send, I'm desperate
and if I don't I'm arrogant?

632
00:35:32,541 --> 00:35:34,333
What's an innocent boy to do?

633
00:35:34,583 --> 00:35:38,416
Innocent? You? My foot!

634
00:35:43,375 --> 00:35:44,875
By the way... today's not my birthday.

635
00:35:45,083 --> 00:35:47,708
I know. That's why
I didn't get you a present.

636
00:35:50,583 --> 00:35:52,041
Don't worry.

637
00:35:53,833 --> 00:35:56,000
I'll handle Gurpreet's problem...

638
00:35:58,041 --> 00:36:01,875
and I'll get you
your designer gown.

639
00:36:02,583 --> 00:36:03,666
Humpty's promise.

640
00:36:08,000 --> 00:36:10,083
Then you won't need
to sell your earrings.

641
00:36:13,833 --> 00:36:15,125
I saw you the other day...

642
00:36:18,333 --> 00:36:22,458
I see, too...
you want to buy a car?

643
00:36:25,291 --> 00:36:26,916
That's Dad's dream.

644
00:36:28,125 --> 00:36:29,916
A few years ago, he even booked one.

645
00:36:30,208 --> 00:36:33,250
Arranged the down payment,
loan, everything...

646
00:36:33,625 --> 00:36:35,083
...But, there was a fire in the shop.

647
00:36:35,791 --> 00:36:37,750
Rs. 20 lakh down the drain.

648
00:36:39,083 --> 00:36:41,916
Never managed to
save enough after that...

649
00:36:42,958 --> 00:36:44,916
God knows when we'll get the car.

650
00:36:49,041 --> 00:36:50,666
Go to sleep, Poplu.

651
00:36:54,083 --> 00:36:57,208
Why do Indian girls like NRl's so much?

652
00:36:57,375 --> 00:36:58,291
Meaning?

653
00:36:58,375 --> 00:37:00,291
Gurpreet's boy is from Singapore...

654
00:37:00,375 --> 00:37:01,416
your‘s is from America.

655
00:37:01,500 --> 00:37:03,375
The Indian ratio is getting ruined!

656
00:37:03,625 --> 00:37:07,458
And, yeah... Doesn't matter
if our income is high...

657
00:37:07,750 --> 00:37:10,041
...because our outcome
is always world class!

658
00:37:10,250 --> 00:37:12,875
Yuck... I didn't choose the boy.

659
00:37:13,166 --> 00:37:14,125
My dad chose him.

660
00:37:14,291 --> 00:37:15,500
So you'll marry a stranger?

661
00:37:15,625 --> 00:37:17,083
He's my dad's friend's son!

662
00:37:17,250 --> 00:37:20,625
I've met him before...
We talk on Skype sometimes...

663
00:37:20,916 --> 00:37:22,458
You're such a modern girl!

664
00:37:22,750 --> 00:37:24,875
How could you agree
to an arranged marriage?

665
00:37:26,000 --> 00:37:28,166
Modern girls don't
have arranged marriages?

666
00:37:28,375 --> 00:37:31,916
They do. But they don't hang
out alone in Delhi a month before.

667
00:37:33,250 --> 00:37:35,791
You know I've come to buy my gown...

668
00:37:36,166 --> 00:37:38,708
I'm not as stupid as I look...

669
00:37:39,000 --> 00:37:42,500
Wedding shopping
happens with the family...

670
00:37:45,666 --> 00:37:47,791
We don't like to discuss
the wedding in front of my sister...

671
00:37:48,208 --> 00:37:49,500
ls she single?

672
00:37:50,583 --> 00:37:51,791
She's divorced.

673
00:37:53,708 --> 00:37:56,333
Forget it.
This is killing my buzz...

674
00:38:14,083 --> 00:38:18,125
Sorry... In movies they
usually kiss at this moment...

675
00:38:18,750 --> 00:38:20,416
Don't watch so many movies then!

676
00:38:24,583 --> 00:38:29,000
Okay, it's not safe to go home so
late, so I'll leave in the morning...

677
00:38:29,333 --> 00:38:30,666
Yeah...

678
00:38:33,708 --> 00:38:35,041
What are you doing, man!

679
00:38:35,250 --> 00:38:39,250
Bro... when girls leave you,
you need your friends!

680
00:39:18,291 --> 00:39:19,291
Good morning.

681
00:39:29,166 --> 00:39:31,750
You're even more
beautiful in the mornings.

682
00:39:37,458 --> 00:39:41,958
I knew that last night would happen...

683
00:39:42,625 --> 00:39:46,041
...that it would happen
this way... I had no idea...

684
00:39:48,958 --> 00:39:50,000
What happened last night?

685
00:39:50,125 --> 00:39:56,333
What happens between a young
man and young woman...

686
00:39:58,375 --> 00:39:59,750
Oh...
-Yes.

687
00:40:00,208 --> 00:40:04,333
But you don't worry...
I'm here for you...

688
00:40:07,708 --> 00:40:10,083
You psychopath!
What are You doing?! I was joking!

689
00:40:10,250 --> 00:40:13,000
I know! I was drunk!
I didn't lose my memory!

690
00:40:14,166 --> 00:40:16,708
Get rid of this romantic movie
hangoven"

691
00:40:16,791 --> 00:40:17,875
it'll get you in trouble!

692
00:40:20,125 --> 00:40:21,666
Hurry up! That boy will be coming!

693
00:40:31,416 --> 00:40:32,458
That's the scoundrel!

694
00:40:32,541 --> 00:40:33,666
This is Bhanu?

695
00:40:34,750 --> 00:40:37,666
He's the Principal's son...
City dwelling modern type.

696
00:40:38,208 --> 00:40:40,416
Loves messing around with women.

697
00:40:42,166 --> 00:40:43,083
Come on!

698
00:40:43,125 --> 00:40:44,250
Let's go.

699
00:40:45,750 --> 00:40:46,833
Mrs. Chibber!

700
00:40:47,333 --> 00:40:48,541
You know her?!

701
00:40:48,750 --> 00:40:51,458
I know everyone!
She's the Accounts' Professor's wife.

702
00:40:52,625 --> 00:40:54,041
She looks like a decent person.

703
00:40:54,125 --> 00:40:56,833
Decent?! She's a pervert!

704
00:40:57,000 --> 00:40:59,291
She's ruined poor Chibber Sir's life.

705
00:40:59,750 --> 00:41:00,958
Speaking from experience?

706
00:41:02,875 --> 00:41:06,875
Chibber ma'am... early
morning with Bhanu!

707
00:41:07,041 --> 00:41:08,750
What are you doing?! Very bad!

708
00:41:09,166 --> 00:41:11,083
Early morning cardio... very good!

709
00:41:11,625 --> 00:41:12,708
Plan?

710
00:41:15,000 --> 00:41:15,875
Let's

711
00:41:15,958 --> 00:41:17,041
Name?

712
00:41:18,958 --> 00:41:20,333
Poplesh Sahai.

713
00:41:20,375 --> 00:41:22,166
You'll have to work
in 12 hour shifts!

714
00:41:22,333 --> 00:41:24,833
And salary for the first month is Rs.
1 and a half thousand!

715
00:41:24,916 --> 00:41:26,208
You'll have Mondays off.

716
00:41:26,541 --> 00:41:27,750
Any problem?

717
00:41:28,125 --> 00:41:29,416
Not at all, sir!

718
00:41:30,125 --> 00:41:34,333
Sir, can I start today?

719
00:41:44,916 --> 00:41:46,916
He always takes room 201.

720
00:41:46,958 --> 00:41:48,208
I've kept the stuff ready.

721
00:41:48,416 --> 00:41:51,041
Memorise your lines...
and don't over-act.

722
00:41:51,208 --> 00:41:53,583
Oh... I was the best
actor in my school.

723
00:41:53,666 --> 00:41:54,708
I don't need your tips.

724
00:41:54,750 --> 00:41:57,208
Swinging your pigtails
on stage isn't acting.

725
00:41:57,333 --> 00:42:00,375
We have to fool Bhanu.

726
00:42:00,458 --> 00:42:04,583
If he figures it out,
we'll all be screwed.

727
00:42:19,375 --> 00:42:20,500
Wow.

728
00:42:20,583 --> 00:42:21,458
What?

729
00:42:22,500 --> 00:42:23,583
You look hot...

730
00:42:23,666 --> 00:42:24,833
I was born hot!

731
00:42:24,958 --> 00:42:26,041
Concentrate on the job!

732
00:42:26,208 --> 00:42:27,125
Yeah...

733
00:42:47,000 --> 00:42:48,083
Chibber...

734
00:42:48,458 --> 00:42:49,458
Bhanu!

735
00:42:49,541 --> 00:42:50,416
Chibber...

736
00:42:50,583 --> 00:42:51,416
Bhanu!

737
00:42:51,500 --> 00:42:52,375
Chibber!

738
00:42:52,458 --> 00:42:53,166
Bhanuuu!

739
00:42:53,250 --> 00:42:54,208
Stop it!
- Chibber!

740
00:42:54,291 --> 00:42:56,000
I'm showing you the exact position!

741
00:43:03,833 --> 00:43:05,166
Chibber! I mean... Shonty!

742
00:43:05,333 --> 00:43:07,083
Humpty! Bhanu's almost there!

743
00:43:07,166 --> 00:43:08,083
Get out of there quickly!

744
00:43:08,208 --> 00:43:10,041
Come on, Bhanu‘s coming!

745
00:43:10,708 --> 00:43:11,625
Let's go.

746
00:43:27,083 --> 00:43:28,208
You're new here?

747
00:43:28,541 --> 00:43:29,833
Yes, sir...

748
00:43:31,916 --> 00:43:33,291
Room 201.

749
00:43:45,583 --> 00:43:46,833
Sir...

750
00:43:48,375 --> 00:43:52,583
Are you here with someone... or alone?

751
00:43:54,583 --> 00:43:56,041
Today I'm with someone...

752
00:43:56,916 --> 00:43:59,041
I could come alone tomorrow?

753
00:44:00,791 --> 00:44:05,916
I'm free from 4 am to 5 am...

754
00:44:35,750 --> 00:44:40,333
Bhanu... Bhanu... Bhanu...

755
00:44:41,416 --> 00:44:43,625
Yes! Yes! Yes!

756
00:44:44,000 --> 00:44:46,208
Chibber sir is so lucky, man.
- Don't stop.

757
00:44:46,583 --> 00:44:48,375
Don't stop.
- Lucky how?!

758
00:44:48,666 --> 00:44:51,500
Poor man, what a terrible wife.
- Bhanu.

759
00:44:52,625 --> 00:44:54,666
Don't worry.
- Bhanu.

760
00:44:54,833 --> 00:44:57,583
Bhanu. - Chibber ma'am is turning
over a new leaf tomorrow...

761
00:45:16,041 --> 00:45:19,583
Yeah! Bhanu... Bhanu...

762
00:45:20,583 --> 00:45:22,791
Don't stop. Don't stop.

763
00:45:22,833 --> 00:45:23,750
You made this video?!

764
00:45:23,833 --> 00:45:24,791
You've done this?!
- What do you want?

765
00:45:24,833 --> 00:45:25,833
I'll slap you!

766
00:45:25,916 --> 00:45:26,750
Just shut up!

767
00:45:26,833 --> 00:45:27,916
Tell me the truth!

768
00:45:27,958 --> 00:45:29,083
If Mr. Chibber sees...

769
00:45:29,166 --> 00:45:30,791
I don't care!

770
00:45:30,875 --> 00:45:33,416
If my dad sees this he'll kill me!

771
00:45:33,458 --> 00:45:34,708
What do you want from me?!

772
00:45:34,791 --> 00:45:37,166
Get ready in ten minutes, I'm coming!

773
00:45:38,125 --> 00:45:39,750
Where's that girl?

774
00:45:39,833 --> 00:45:41,041
What girl?!

775
00:45:41,083 --> 00:45:42,541
I'll break your face!

776
00:45:42,583 --> 00:45:44,083
Where's the girl
who was here yesterday!

777
00:45:44,125 --> 00:45:46,750
We've never hired a girl here!

778
00:45:48,666 --> 00:45:51,583
Get out of here!
Don't know where they come from.

779
00:45:54,583 --> 00:45:58,125
"O girl,
break the arrogance of that guy."

780
00:45:58,208 --> 00:46:01,333
"He should address
every girl as his mother."

781
00:46:01,666 --> 00:46:05,125
"O girl,
break the arrogance of that guy."

782
00:46:05,208 --> 00:46:11,291
"He should address
every girl as his mother."

783
00:46:24,333 --> 00:46:26,958
Leave the money here and go.

784
00:46:27,750 --> 00:46:34,375
Don't try to be sneaky or your video
will be leaked all over college.

785
00:46:45,958 --> 00:46:48,083
This is my wedding jewelry...
- Give.

786
00:46:50,541 --> 00:46:53,333
And listen. Never call me again.

787
00:46:53,541 --> 00:46:54,875
Why would I?

788
00:46:55,250 --> 00:46:57,250
You're like my son.

789
00:47:08,083 --> 00:47:11,541
"O girl,
break the arrogance of that guy."

790
00:47:11,625 --> 00:47:14,916
"He should address
every girl as his mother."

791
00:47:16,416 --> 00:47:17,666
Poplu, look at this money!

792
00:47:19,750 --> 00:47:22,083
What a perfect plan!

793
00:47:23,541 --> 00:47:26,083
I'm going to get
a tuxedo... with a bowtie!

794
00:47:26,250 --> 00:47:27,458
You'll look like a waiter.

795
00:47:27,541 --> 00:47:28,750
What, man...

796
00:47:29,083 --> 00:47:30,333
Kavya keep it.

797
00:47:31,833 --> 00:47:32,958
What happend?

798
00:47:33,541 --> 00:47:34,666
Aren't you haPPY?

799
00:47:34,958 --> 00:47:36,583
These are Chibber
ma'am‘s wedding jewels.

800
00:47:37,416 --> 00:47:38,500
We can't take this.

801
00:47:38,666 --> 00:47:39,750
Kavya, don't be emotional.

802
00:47:39,833 --> 00:47:41,458
They'll fetch a lot of money!

803
00:47:41,666 --> 00:47:43,500
You can buy your designer gown!

804
00:47:44,375 --> 00:47:45,916
I don't want it this way.

805
00:47:52,125 --> 00:47:53,375
Why do you look sad?

806
00:47:56,041 --> 00:47:57,250
It doesn't suit you!

807
00:47:58,791 --> 00:48:01,000
Just think how happy Gurpreet
will be with the money!

808
00:48:05,833 --> 00:48:07,333
You've saved me.

809
00:48:07,750 --> 00:48:09,083
Thank you so much!

810
00:48:09,333 --> 00:48:10,458
Forget about it.

811
00:48:10,625 --> 00:48:11,958
Seriously.

812
00:48:14,541 --> 00:48:17,333
Thank you so much!

813
00:48:17,583 --> 00:48:20,083
Forget it! Just stop hitting on me.

814
00:48:20,625 --> 00:48:24,291
Why don't we get hugs...
we also helped!

815
00:48:29,666 --> 00:48:32,291
No... no... It's was a j-joke...

816
00:48:32,541 --> 00:48:35,791
Here! A hug and a kiss!

817
00:48:35,875 --> 00:48:37,625
Oh my God!

818
00:48:47,583 --> 00:48:48,916
Oh, oh!

819
00:48:50,416 --> 00:48:54,291
You are blushing. Tell me now.

820
00:49:18,458 --> 00:49:19,583
What is this?

821
00:49:20,166 --> 00:49:23,916
We don't want to look
at your sulky face anymore.

822
00:49:25,041 --> 00:49:27,083
It's our contribution
for Kavya's gown!

823
00:49:27,291 --> 00:49:28,458
Keep it.

824
00:49:28,583 --> 00:49:29,708
Where did you get this money?

825
00:49:30,166 --> 00:49:32,750
We had set it aside for your dowry...

826
00:49:33,208 --> 00:49:35,458
It's not like anyone
will want to marry you...

827
00:49:35,791 --> 00:49:37,583
we'd have to get a dowry bride!

828
00:49:38,541 --> 00:49:40,208
I need 2 and a half lakhs more.

829
00:49:40,541 --> 00:49:41,541
Thank you.

830
00:49:41,791 --> 00:49:43,208
Okay. Keep this.

831
00:49:45,208 --> 00:49:46,750
I'd saved it for the
down payment of the car.

832
00:49:46,833 --> 00:49:47,958
You can use it.

833
00:49:48,041 --> 00:49:50,083
You said we hadn't saved anything.

834
00:49:50,708 --> 00:49:52,875
It's called a secret stash...

835
00:49:53,333 --> 00:49:54,833
For use in emergencies.

836
00:49:55,041 --> 00:49:57,458
Don't talk rubbish,
I'm not taking it.

837
00:49:58,791 --> 00:50:00,708
We can get a car
after a couple of years...

838
00:50:01,083 --> 00:50:02,583
Kavya's wedding is now, right?

839
00:50:02,875 --> 00:50:05,708
Besides, how is a car
going to change anything?

840
00:50:06,000 --> 00:50:08,416
You'll drive, me besides
you and these two at the back!

841
00:50:08,625 --> 00:50:10,083
You've only met her once!

842
00:50:10,125 --> 00:50:11,666
Don't act so righteous!

843
00:50:11,875 --> 00:50:14,208
I'm your father, not a fool.

844
00:50:14,416 --> 00:50:17,875
It's an advance... from your salary!

845
00:50:19,041 --> 00:50:22,166
So you'll have to work for
free for the next three years!

846
00:50:22,250 --> 00:50:24,833
It's okay... I'll buy your beer.

847
00:50:25,333 --> 00:50:27,541
Chilled! Relax!

848
00:50:28,625 --> 00:50:29,666
Come here.

849
00:50:30,708 --> 00:50:33,541
Go man!
Relax! Aww! So sweet, man!

850
00:50:33,583 --> 00:50:35,541
What are you doing?!

851
00:50:51,791 --> 00:50:53,125
Why do you want an empty bag?

852
00:51:05,250 --> 00:51:06,333
Where did you get the money?

853
00:51:06,541 --> 00:51:08,666
From the bank. Robbed it at gunpoint.

854
00:51:09,583 --> 00:51:10,958
Humpty... be honest.

855
00:51:12,458 --> 00:51:14,291
I didn't do anything wrong to get it...

856
00:51:14,750 --> 00:51:17,458
I promised you a designer gown...

857
00:51:18,375 --> 00:51:19,625
I don't break my promises.

858
00:51:22,375 --> 00:51:23,583
I can't take it.

859
00:51:24,916 --> 00:51:27,166
Take it! Think of it as a loan.

860
00:51:27,875 --> 00:51:30,833
Return it to me in
dollars after the wedding.

861
00:51:36,500 --> 00:51:37,833
Scoundrel...

862
00:51:38,875 --> 00:51:40,416
you managed it after all.

863
00:51:40,791 --> 00:51:43,958
You shrew... If you had
picked a gown for 10 lakhs...

864
00:51:44,250 --> 00:51:45,708
I'd have got that for you, too.

865
00:51:55,208 --> 00:51:56,458
What?

866
00:51:57,708 --> 00:51:58,916
Nothing.

867
00:52:00,625 --> 00:52:02,208
I should leave...

868
00:52:06,333 --> 00:52:07,625
Thank you.

869
00:52:11,125 --> 00:52:12,500
Don't get emotional.

870
00:52:12,875 --> 00:52:14,000
Bye.

871
00:52:49,833 --> 00:52:51,791
"This Punjabi firecracker"

872
00:52:51,833 --> 00:52:53,416
"She's a total fashionista"

873
00:52:53,458 --> 00:52:56,958
"I've been seeing her around everyday"

874
00:52:57,083 --> 00:52:58,791
"She's a black magic woman"

875
00:52:58,833 --> 00:53:00,541
"And she wants a piece of my heart"

876
00:53:00,625 --> 00:53:04,208
"And I've been noticing her around"

877
00:53:04,458 --> 00:53:07,958
"Who knows who he's dreaming of?"

878
00:53:08,083 --> 00:53:09,833
"Let him do his thing..."

879
00:53:09,916 --> 00:53:11,666
"What's it to me?"

880
00:53:11,708 --> 00:53:12,833
"Oh yeah..."

881
00:53:13,208 --> 00:53:14,291
"Oh yeah..."

882
00:53:14,583 --> 00:53:16,583
"D's for Dance"
"Give it a chance"

883
00:53:16,666 --> 00:53:18,666
"Let's go crazy tonight!"

884
00:53:18,708 --> 00:53:20,000
"Oh yeah..."

885
00:53:20,375 --> 00:53:21,583
"Oh yeah..."

886
00:53:21,875 --> 00:53:23,708
"D's for Dance"
"Give it a chance"

887
00:53:23,791 --> 00:53:25,791
"Let's go crazy tonight!"

888
00:53:25,875 --> 00:53:26,916
"Oh yeah..."

889
00:53:27,708 --> 00:53:28,625
"Oh yeah..."

890
00:53:28,833 --> 00:53:30,916
"D's for Dance"
"Give it a chance"

891
00:53:30,958 --> 00:53:33,458
"Let's go crazy tonight!"

892
00:53:47,541 --> 00:53:50,166
"Don't get your hopes up, boy..."

893
00:53:50,333 --> 00:53:54,625
"Why do you get your hopes up?"

894
00:53:54,708 --> 00:53:58,333
"Look how she tricks me and fools me..."

895
00:53:58,416 --> 00:54:01,833
"There's a new wicked girl around
these parts suddenly..."

896
00:54:02,000 --> 00:54:09,125
"Dressed up to the nines, looking
hotter than the bride."

897
00:54:09,291 --> 00:54:12,791
"Smells like someone's burning up"

898
00:54:12,875 --> 00:54:16,333
"Who cares how dressed up I am?"

899
00:54:16,416 --> 00:54:17,333
"Oh yeah..."

900
00:54:18,208 --> 00:54:19,333
"Oh yeah..."

901
00:54:19,625 --> 00:54:21,500
"D's for Dance"
"Give it a chance"

902
00:54:21,583 --> 00:54:23,541
"Let's go crazy tonight!"

903
00:54:23,625 --> 00:54:24,666
"Oh yeah..."

904
00:54:25,416 --> 00:54:26,416
"Oh yeah..."

905
00:54:26,791 --> 00:54:28,625
"D's for Dance"
"Give it a chance"

906
00:54:28,708 --> 00:54:31,625
"Let's go crazy tonight!"

907
00:54:47,125 --> 00:54:49,791
"Take my heart..."

908
00:54:50,000 --> 00:54:54,250
<i>“Take my hearth“</i>

909
00:54:54,500 --> 00:54:57,833
"Didn't your teachers teach
you anything?"

910
00:54:58,125 --> 00:55:01,416
"I'd give you detention everyday!"

911
00:55:01,583 --> 00:55:05,125
"Look at this boy's face..."

912
00:55:05,208 --> 00:55:08,708
"Bitter like a gourd!"

913
00:55:08,791 --> 00:55:10,541
"I'm a little bitter and
a little sweet"

914
00:55:10,583 --> 00:55:12,333
"For whatever suits your taste!"

915
00:55:12,541 --> 00:55:14,291
"l want to love you openly,"

916
00:55:14,333 --> 00:55:15,833
"What is there to hide?"

917
00:55:15,916 --> 00:55:17,208
"Oh yeah..."

918
00:55:17,750 --> 00:55:18,833
"Oh yeah..."

919
00:55:19,125 --> 00:55:20,958
"D's for Dance"
"Give it a chance"

920
00:55:21,041 --> 00:55:24,583
"Let's go crazy tonight!"

921
00:55:26,333 --> 00:55:28,333
"D's for Dance"
"Give it a chance"

922
00:55:28,416 --> 00:55:30,291
"Let's go crazy tonight!"

923
00:55:30,333 --> 00:55:32,166
"Oh yeah..."

924
00:55:32,208 --> 00:55:33,583
"Oh yeah..."

925
00:55:33,666 --> 00:55:35,458
"D's for Dance"
"Give it a chance"

926
00:55:35,541 --> 00:55:37,458
"Let's go crazy tonight!"

927
00:55:37,541 --> 00:55:39,000
"Oh yeah..."

928
00:55:39,083 --> 00:55:40,541
"Oh yeah..."

929
00:55:40,791 --> 00:55:42,791
"D's for Dance"
"Give it a chance"

930
00:55:42,833 --> 00:55:44,708
"Let's go crazy tonight!"

931
00:55:44,791 --> 00:55:46,250
"Oh yeah..."

932
00:55:46,333 --> 00:55:47,958
"Oh yeah..."

933
00:55:48,000 --> 00:55:49,916
"D's for Dance"
"Give it a chance"

934
00:55:50,000 --> 00:55:52,666
"Let's go crazy tonight!"

935
00:56:06,375 --> 00:56:07,791
When are you going back to Ambala?

936
00:56:09,500 --> 00:56:10,583
Tomorrow.

937
00:56:10,875 --> 00:56:12,541
After Gurpreet's wedding ceremony.

938
00:56:13,833 --> 00:56:15,166
Stay back a few days...

939
00:56:15,208 --> 00:56:16,375
Dad's calling me back...

940
00:56:18,458 --> 00:56:20,166
The wedding preparations
are starting.

941
00:56:23,541 --> 00:56:25,416
So this is the last
time I'll see you.

942
00:56:26,208 --> 00:56:27,333
Why?

943
00:56:28,166 --> 00:56:29,458
Aren't you coming tomorrow?

944
00:56:31,916 --> 00:56:34,041
You helped me... helped Gurpreet...

945
00:56:34,125 --> 00:56:35,291
I can't come.

946
00:57:11,125 --> 00:57:12,250
Now what?

947
00:57:15,000 --> 00:57:16,666
Now shut your eyes and sleep.

948
00:57:21,458 --> 00:57:22,708
Do you love me?

949
00:57:31,416 --> 00:57:33,458
My sister loved a boy once...

950
00:57:36,041 --> 00:57:38,125
Dad didn't like him.

951
00:57:41,041 --> 00:57:42,583
But sister didn't agree.

952
00:57:44,750 --> 00:57:45,958
But she married him, anyway.

953
00:57:51,041 --> 00:57:52,333
The boy turned out to be a dog.

954
00:57:54,625 --> 00:57:56,916
He began beating my sister.

955
00:57:59,458 --> 00:58:00,916
She came back home...

956
00:58:03,666 --> 00:58:05,791
but my dad has
never forgiven her.

957
00:58:12,375 --> 00:58:14,708
He's opened a cyber caface for her...

958
00:58:16,500 --> 00:58:18,791
but he's always taunting her.

959
00:58:20,500 --> 00:58:22,166
My father doesn't believe in love.

960
00:58:24,833 --> 00:58:26,375
Angad is his choice.

961
00:58:33,125 --> 00:58:35,041
I can't break his heart.

962
00:58:40,750 --> 00:58:42,333
How much you talk.

963
00:58:44,958 --> 00:58:49,208
Such a long answer
for such a simple question...

964
00:58:58,250 --> 00:58:59,541
Do you love me?

965
00:59:12,791 --> 00:59:13,958
I can't sleep...

966
00:59:15,000 --> 00:59:16,125
Wanna hear a poem?

967
00:59:16,333 --> 00:59:17,500
In English?

968
00:59:18,750 --> 00:59:20,083
Will that make me sleepy?

969
00:59:20,291 --> 00:59:21,541
Guaranteed!

970
00:59:24,041 --> 00:59:25,333
Okay"-...

971
00:59:32,083 --> 00:59:33,541
"Tomorrow you will go...

972
00:59:36,625 --> 00:59:38,708
My life will again become slow...

973
00:59:42,000 --> 00:59:44,041
In wedding finery,
your face will glow...

974
00:59:48,375 --> 00:59:50,541
Like Shakespeare,
my beard will grow..."

975
00:59:54,625 --> 00:59:55,708
Kavya?

976
00:59:59,333 --> 01:00:00,375
Kavya?

977
01:00:33,083 --> 01:00:35,666
Make his payment and
take a proper bill from him.

978
01:00:36,166 --> 01:00:37,541
...we'll settle the rest later.
- Papa!

979
01:00:37,708 --> 01:00:40,958
Dad! We're going to
need a split airconditioner.

980
01:00:41,041 --> 01:00:42,166
Okay, so get it.

981
01:00:42,416 --> 01:00:44,166
I don't want any
problems with cooling.

982
01:00:44,458 --> 01:00:47,833
Don't worry, sir!
You have my word!

983
01:00:48,125 --> 01:00:49,583
Think before you speak.

984
01:00:51,000 --> 01:00:52,583
My to-be-son-in-law is coming.

985
01:00:53,625 --> 01:00:58,208
If he's even slightly uncomfortable,
I'll shut down your dealership.

986
01:00:59,250 --> 01:01:00,583
Check the painting.
- Okay.

987
01:01:00,958 --> 01:01:02,250
Go.
- Bye.

988
01:01:04,375 --> 01:01:08,166
Granny... Kavya's looking
grown up after her Delhi trip.

989
01:01:08,333 --> 01:01:11,458
No... I'm just tanned from the sun.

990
01:01:11,833 --> 01:01:17,000
I can't believe she's back
without her designer gown.

991
01:01:17,708 --> 01:01:18,958
I'm very upset!

992
01:01:19,125 --> 01:01:20,083
Why, Granny?

993
01:01:20,250 --> 01:01:22,041
Try and understand...

994
01:01:22,083 --> 01:01:27,458
She can't show off your designer
gown to Angad's granny now!

995
01:01:27,500 --> 01:01:29,833
I looked everywhere!
Nothing really suited me.

996
01:01:30,208 --> 01:01:31,333
Hey,baby.

997
01:01:31,416 --> 01:01:34,583
These designer gowns
suit girls from the city...

998
01:01:34,916 --> 01:01:37,083
for you...
local tailor! Best!

999
01:01:40,458 --> 01:01:41,958
You didn't leave anything behind,
did you?

1000
01:01:44,875 --> 01:01:46,416
What's left behind is gone now.

1001
01:01:46,833 --> 01:01:48,208
I have to prepare myself
for America.

1002
01:01:51,458 --> 01:01:54,166
Single Line Registers...
50 hard covers, 50 soft covers.

1003
01:01:54,375 --> 01:01:57,041
50 long notebooks,
50 small notebooks.

1004
01:01:57,291 --> 01:02:00,083
No, only 25 small notebooks...
they sell slowly.

1005
01:02:00,333 --> 01:02:01,333
People will keep buying them!

1006
01:02:01,416 --> 01:02:02,583
Nobody buys anything...

1007
01:02:02,625 --> 01:02:03,916
They'll just become trash!

1008
01:02:05,083 --> 01:02:06,583
Can you'll be quiet?!

1009
01:02:07,166 --> 01:02:09,708
Humpty's very serious about work,
these days!

1010
01:02:09,916 --> 01:02:12,208
Ever since I've joined,
you've become lazy.

1011
01:02:12,416 --> 01:02:15,208
Your days of frolicking are over...
now, mine have begun!

1012
01:02:16,291 --> 01:02:17,208
You not down. - Point!

1013
01:02:17,291 --> 01:02:18,208
50 bundles of..

1014
01:02:18,291 --> 01:02:20,458
Excuse me? Mr. Humpty Sharma?

1015
01:02:20,666 --> 01:02:21,458
Yeah, that's me.

1016
01:02:21,541 --> 01:02:23,208
Sir, congratulations on your new car!

1017
01:02:23,625 --> 01:02:27,958
The new Celerio... with Drive
EZ Technology... Just this, that's it!

1018
01:02:28,333 --> 01:02:29,583
Drive easy.

1019
01:02:30,208 --> 01:02:31,333
Dad, did you...

1020
01:02:31,416 --> 01:02:32,666
No! I didn't!

1021
01:02:34,583 --> 01:02:36,125
I haven't bought a car, sir.

1022
01:02:36,250 --> 01:02:38,083
I know, sir. This is a gift for you.

1023
01:02:38,166 --> 01:02:39,416
From Kavya Pratap Singh.

1024
01:02:39,791 --> 01:02:44,125
"We both have fallen
in love with each other."

1025
01:02:44,208 --> 01:02:48,541
"We both have fallen
in love with each other."

1026
01:02:48,625 --> 01:02:53,000
"We both have fallen
in love with each other."

1027
01:02:59,833 --> 01:03:02,250
"We both have fallen
in love with each other."

1028
01:04:56,625 --> 01:04:57,375
Did you watch the match?

1029
01:04:57,458 --> 01:04:58,500
Which match?

1030
01:04:58,708 --> 01:05:00,041
Bangladesh vs. Kenya?

1031
01:05:00,375 --> 01:05:02,166
Who would watch that...

1032
01:05:02,500 --> 01:05:03,875
lam watching.

1033
01:05:14,208 --> 01:05:15,375
Do you like the surprise?

1034
01:05:18,541 --> 01:05:19,666
Are you crazy?!

1035
01:05:20,333 --> 01:05:21,833
Stop trying to be heroic!

1036
01:05:22,166 --> 01:05:23,583
Aren't you happy to see me?

1037
01:05:24,416 --> 01:05:25,500
I'm very happy-

1038
01:05:25,583 --> 01:05:26,708
But, if my brother sees-

1039
01:05:26,791 --> 01:05:28,083
He'll kill me?

1040
01:05:28,166 --> 01:05:29,375
You relax.

1041
01:05:29,541 --> 01:05:30,958
Your wedding will be on time.

1042
01:05:32,708 --> 01:05:34,208
Everyone's under your spell...

1043
01:05:34,791 --> 01:05:36,458
You bought us a new car!

1044
01:05:37,208 --> 01:05:38,625
My dad says it's wonderful...

1045
01:05:38,708 --> 01:05:39,666
the car...

1046
01:05:40,416 --> 01:05:41,458
and you.

1047
01:05:43,416 --> 01:05:45,458
Humpty... please... leave.

1048
01:05:48,458 --> 01:05:50,458
I had to get you something
in return for your gift...

1049
01:05:51,875 --> 01:05:52,791
Humpty... you...

1050
01:05:52,875 --> 01:05:54,000
Oh, don't get sentimental.

1051
01:05:54,583 --> 01:05:58,458
Tell me, are you happy to see me?

1052
01:06:04,666 --> 01:06:05,708
Very happy-

1053
01:06:05,875 --> 01:06:07,041
Me too.

1054
01:06:08,416 --> 01:06:10,083
Let's go talk to your father.

1055
01:06:11,041 --> 01:06:12,041
Are you insane?

1056
01:06:12,125 --> 01:06:13,125
I'm getting married!

1057
01:06:13,291 --> 01:06:14,416
My father will kill you!

1058
01:06:14,583 --> 01:06:16,833
Sooner or later we'll
have to tell them how we feel!

1059
01:06:16,916 --> 01:06:18,875
You can take your
feelings and get lost!

1060
01:06:18,958 --> 01:06:19,500
Kavya...

1061
01:06:19,583 --> 01:06:20,666
I am leaving. - Listen Kavya.

1062
01:06:20,750 --> 01:06:21,916
If I see you again,
I'll shoot you myself! - Kavya!

1063
01:06:22,375 --> 01:06:23,583
<i>.-</i>

1064
01:06:28,333 --> 01:06:29,291
She didn't even say hi.

1065
01:06:29,375 --> 01:06:30,583
Thank God she didn't!

1066
01:06:30,958 --> 01:06:32,291
I don't want to die here.

1067
01:06:32,708 --> 01:06:34,541
Oye! What now?

1068
01:06:38,041 --> 01:06:40,541
I've come from Delhi
with Kavya's wedding gown.

1069
01:06:44,750 --> 01:06:46,458
I was called as Humpty since then.

1070
01:06:53,125 --> 01:06:54,250
Come, dear!

1071
01:06:54,458 --> 01:06:57,708
Rakesh was just telling us
how he came to be called Humpty!

1072
01:06:57,916 --> 01:07:00,666
Since, when did designers
start having Lucky Draw Raffles?

1073
01:07:00,875 --> 01:07:01,750
What?

1074
01:07:01,833 --> 01:07:05,708
I was just telling them how
there was a Raffle in our store...

1075
01:07:05,791 --> 01:07:07,500
for to-be brides.

1076
01:07:07,750 --> 01:07:08,833
You won, ma'am!

1077
01:07:09,000 --> 01:07:11,708
Wow! Kavya, what luck!

1078
01:07:12,791 --> 01:07:14,041
Amongst how many did she win?

1079
01:07:14,666 --> 01:07:16,208
Sir, 150 people!

1080
01:07:18,500 --> 01:07:19,708
It's a good story.

1081
01:07:20,208 --> 01:07:24,083
Son, this glass from
which you're drinking...

1082
01:07:25,333 --> 01:07:26,416
this mansion...

1083
01:07:27,583 --> 01:07:28,791
in which you stand...

1084
01:07:29,333 --> 01:07:31,208
it's a result
of very hard work.

1085
01:07:32,166 --> 01:07:33,666
I've earned a lot of respect.

1086
01:07:34,125 --> 01:07:40,083
I'm not as gullible
as you think I am...

1087
01:07:41,166 --> 01:07:42,333
Put the glass down.

1088
01:07:51,875 --> 01:07:53,000
Tell me the truth.

1089
01:07:58,916 --> 01:08:00,541
Sir, my name is Humpty Sharma.

1090
01:08:00,791 --> 01:08:03,791
I met Kavya by accident
at her uncle's house.

1091
01:08:04,916 --> 01:08:06,625
When I researched...

1092
01:08:07,791 --> 01:08:11,208
When I asked around about her,
I found out she's betrothed.

1093
01:08:13,458 --> 01:08:14,750
But, I wasn't convinced.

1094
01:08:15,958 --> 01:08:18,708
I kept finding excuses to meet her.

1095
01:08:19,750 --> 01:08:21,583
I thought we could
be friends at least...

1096
01:08:21,833 --> 01:08:25,000
And when she has to leave,
I'll control my feelings.

1097
01:08:28,416 --> 01:08:29,541
But, then love struck, sir...

1098
01:08:31,541 --> 01:08:32,875
To me...

1099
01:08:34,666 --> 01:08:35,791
and to Kavya.

1100
01:08:38,416 --> 01:08:39,625
So, I came to talk to you.

1101
01:08:39,708 --> 01:08:40,916
What the hell will you talk about?!

1102
01:08:41,333 --> 01:08:44,583
If you wanted to talk, you wouldn't
have wasted time with this drama.

1103
01:08:44,666 --> 01:08:47,250
Sir, it's not like that,
I really did come to talk.

1104
01:08:47,333 --> 01:08:49,416
Ranjit, take him away.
- Kavya stopped me or l..

1105
01:08:49,500 --> 01:08:51,125
Come on!
- Dad!

1106
01:08:51,333 --> 01:08:52,500
Come on, you scoundrel!

1107
01:08:56,458 --> 01:08:59,500
Please listen to me.

1108
01:09:02,916 --> 01:09:04,875
You are trying to act smart?

1109
01:09:05,166 --> 01:09:06,375
Shall I reform you?

1110
01:09:06,708 --> 01:09:08,083
I will beat you to pulp.

1111
01:09:08,166 --> 01:09:09,416
Enough Ranjit.

1112
01:09:18,666 --> 01:09:20,041
Let's go.

1113
01:09:25,083 --> 01:09:26,875
Take them back to Delhi.

1114
01:09:30,291 --> 01:09:32,333
I told him not to come, Mom...

1115
01:09:33,375 --> 01:09:35,041
I don't know why he's here.

1116
01:09:36,500 --> 01:09:37,916
He's mad.

1117
01:09:39,250 --> 01:09:41,625
I'm scared of what
my husband will do.

1118
01:09:42,041 --> 01:09:43,708
I know my son.

1119
01:09:44,041 --> 01:09:45,416
He won't do a thing.

1120
01:09:45,625 --> 01:09:47,083
Do you love him?

1121
01:09:47,500 --> 01:09:48,208
Yes.

1122
01:09:48,291 --> 01:09:49,333
You can just forget
about it right now!

1123
01:09:49,416 --> 01:09:52,625
I would have killed him,
if Dad hadn't stopped me.

1124
01:09:56,041 --> 01:09:58,500
Forget what happened
in Delhi and today.

1125
01:10:00,375 --> 01:10:01,958
Angad is coming in two days.

1126
01:10:02,875 --> 01:10:05,458
I don't want any trouble
till the wedding.

1127
01:10:13,625 --> 01:10:16,625
"heart doesn't rest.."

1128
01:10:18,666 --> 01:10:26,458
"it is crazy, it doesn't listen
to what is being said.."

1129
01:10:26,875 --> 01:10:28,083
Why are you laughing?

1130
01:10:29,125 --> 01:10:31,208
I'm laughing from the pain!

1131
01:10:38,291 --> 01:10:40,416
Shonty, why aren't you laughing?

1132
01:10:42,000 --> 01:10:45,291
My backside is wrecked.

1133
01:10:46,875 --> 01:10:50,208
The truck driver went
into every damn pothole, man!

1134
01:10:50,500 --> 01:10:54,500
Your father-in-law
is a great guy, Humpty!

1135
01:10:54,750 --> 01:10:57,458
At least he gave us a lift to Delhi!

1136
01:10:58,750 --> 01:11:00,416
Wish he'd given us some food too...

1137
01:11:01,333 --> 01:11:02,916
I'm so hungry, man!

1138
01:11:03,500 --> 01:11:06,291
I can smell the tandoori chicken...

1139
01:11:06,958 --> 01:11:08,625
on, Humpty!

1140
01:11:09,416 --> 01:11:11,250
Let's be serious for a minute...

1141
01:11:11,791 --> 01:11:13,458
Okay"-...

1142
01:11:13,625 --> 01:11:16,958
Forget her now, man...

1143
01:11:17,166 --> 01:11:21,125
If I hadn't gone to Ambala,
I'd have forgotten her, man...

1144
01:11:21,375 --> 01:11:24,166
But, when I saw
her in the gurudwara...

1145
01:11:25,166 --> 01:11:26,041
I fell in love again!

1146
01:11:27,041 --> 01:11:29,583
It's still never
happened for me and...

1147
01:11:29,666 --> 01:11:31,250
this guy has fallen
for the same girl twice!

1148
01:11:33,791 --> 01:11:38,250
"It doesn't listen
to what is being said.."

1149
01:11:39,583 --> 01:11:40,791
Hello?

1150
01:11:41,083 --> 01:11:42,291
humpty bol raha hu.

1151
01:11:49,875 --> 01:11:50,833
Ya, Swati?

1152
01:11:50,916 --> 01:11:52,500
Kavya, H u m pty's back.

1153
01:11:52,833 --> 01:11:54,166
Come outside, quickly!

1154
01:12:08,625 --> 01:12:13,125
"Don't want to live without you..."

1155
01:12:13,208 --> 01:12:17,583
"Don't want to live without you..."

1156
01:12:17,666 --> 01:12:22,041
"Don't want to live without you..."

1157
01:12:22,125 --> 01:12:26,500
"Don't want to live without you..."

1158
01:12:28,875 --> 01:12:33,000
"How do I explain to you?"

1159
01:12:33,291 --> 01:12:37,666
"How my heart is anxious without you..."

1160
01:12:37,833 --> 01:12:41,750
"How do I explain to you?"

1161
01:12:42,291 --> 01:12:46,458
"How my heart is anxious without you..."

1162
01:12:46,833 --> 01:12:51,250
"What do you know of my love?"

1163
01:12:51,333 --> 01:12:55,625
"Or of how I wait for you..."

1164
01:12:55,833 --> 01:13:00,166
"You are my heart, my very life"

1165
01:13:00,250 --> 01:13:04,541
"How do I explain to you?"

1166
01:13:04,708 --> 01:13:08,791
"How my heart is anxious without you..."

1167
01:13:09,208 --> 01:13:13,583
"What do you know of my love?"

1168
01:13:13,750 --> 01:13:18,000
"Or of how I wait for you..."

1169
01:13:18,250 --> 01:13:22,458
"You are my heart, my very being"

1170
01:13:22,625 --> 01:13:26,958
"How do I explain to you?"

1171
01:13:27,208 --> 01:13:32,625
"How my heart is anxious without you..."

1172
01:13:53,625 --> 01:14:02,000
"Our hearts' paths are one"

1173
01:14:02,625 --> 01:14:10,125
"When you walk with me,
the rains walk with us..."

1174
01:14:10,333 --> 01:14:14,708
"My life... 0h..."

1175
01:14:14,916 --> 01:14:18,541
"ls now yours,
how can I help that?"

1176
01:14:18,625 --> 01:14:23,083
"Have faith in me..."

1177
01:14:23,291 --> 01:14:27,500
"l will wait for you"

1178
01:14:27,791 --> 01:14:32,041
"You are my heart, my very life"

1179
01:14:32,208 --> 01:14:36,458
"How do I explain to you?"

1180
01:14:36,750 --> 01:14:42,208
"How my heart is anxious without you..."

1181
01:14:58,625 --> 01:15:00,291
I know something about you, sir...

1182
01:15:01,875 --> 01:15:04,583
You definitely had a love marriage.

1183
01:15:07,333 --> 01:15:08,708
So, you met Kavya.

1184
01:15:08,875 --> 01:15:10,666
Yes... but she didn't tell me, sir.

1185
01:15:10,833 --> 01:15:12,666
You and your wife aren't
from the same caste...

1186
01:15:12,750 --> 01:15:14,458
I figured it out, myself.

1187
01:15:21,166 --> 01:15:22,458
If you're so smart...

1188
01:15:24,166 --> 01:15:26,083
why have to come
back to die in Ambala?

1189
01:15:26,708 --> 01:15:28,500
How long can one run from death, sir?

1190
01:15:32,708 --> 01:15:34,333
So, you're not opposed to love, sir!

1191
01:15:34,541 --> 01:15:35,916
A few incidents have soured...

1192
01:15:36,000 --> 01:15:37,083
Shut up!

1193
01:15:42,916 --> 01:15:44,333
Don't you dare talk about Swati.

1194
01:15:49,750 --> 01:15:51,291
This is my final warning.

1195
01:15:53,083 --> 01:15:55,083
If I see you in Ambala again...

1196
01:15:56,875 --> 01:15:59,833
only your corpse
will return to Delhi.

1197
01:16:10,833 --> 01:16:12,625
Dad, Humpty's a very nice boy.

1198
01:16:12,833 --> 01:16:13,875
Just give him a chance!

1199
01:16:14,000 --> 01:16:14,916
Shut up, Kavya!

1200
01:16:15,000 --> 01:16:16,000
Why?

1201
01:16:16,208 --> 01:16:17,625
Are you going to hit me as well?

1202
01:16:19,958 --> 01:16:21,375
He's come here for me!

1203
01:16:21,541 --> 01:16:22,875
He loves me!

1204
01:16:23,083 --> 01:16:24,458
He shouldn't love you.

1205
01:16:25,875 --> 01:16:27,291
He knows you're betrothed
to someone.

1206
01:16:27,458 --> 01:16:28,583
So what?!

1207
01:16:28,666 --> 01:16:29,708
I fell in love with him too,
didn't I?

1208
01:16:29,791 --> 01:16:30,666
Then get over it.

1209
01:16:30,750 --> 01:16:31,583
I can't get over it!

1210
01:16:31,666 --> 01:16:32,875
Too bad, keep crying then!

1211
01:16:33,916 --> 01:16:36,041
You will only marry Angad!

1212
01:16:37,916 --> 01:16:39,458
Why are you ruining my life?

1213
01:16:45,375 --> 01:16:51,250
A father's life is ruined,
when a daughter's marriage breaks.

1214
01:16:51,458 --> 01:16:53,416
Dad, you can't shut everyone
up by bringing up...

1215
01:16:53,500 --> 01:16:55,750
Swati in every situation!

1216
01:16:56,041 --> 01:16:58,666
What if Angad is
a scoundrel like Param?

1217
01:17:00,791 --> 01:17:02,416
Humpty's a good person, Dad!

1218
01:17:02,625 --> 01:17:06,041
He came back for me,
despite being beaten so badly!

1219
01:17:07,625 --> 01:17:09,916
Please, Dad! At least meet him!

1220
01:17:10,166 --> 01:17:11,916
Please, Dad, please!

1221
01:17:12,375 --> 01:17:16,000
For me! Just once! For me!

1222
01:17:18,583 --> 01:17:19,708
Please.

1223
01:17:22,458 --> 01:17:23,625
Okay.

1224
01:17:24,916 --> 01:17:26,041
Call him here.

1225
01:17:42,000 --> 01:17:43,208
Pick up that glass.

1226
01:17:45,500 --> 01:17:46,708
I said, pick up the glass!

1227
01:17:52,500 --> 01:17:54,583
Kavya is going to marry Angad.

1228
01:17:55,791 --> 01:17:56,916
And I don't want her to think that...

1229
01:17:57,416 --> 01:18:02,916
her father didn't
give her love a chance.

1230
01:18:07,666 --> 01:18:09,291
Tomorrow onwards,
you're on Angad duty.

1231
01:18:17,208 --> 01:18:19,000
For the next 5 days...

1232
01:18:21,083 --> 01:18:24,583
you can find out
anything you like about him.

1233
01:18:27,916 --> 01:18:34,000
Find one reason why
Angad is wrong for Kavya.

1234
01:18:35,208 --> 01:18:36,875
Just one.

1235
01:18:44,666 --> 01:18:47,416
I'll let Kavya marry you.

1236
01:18:49,875 --> 01:18:53,875
To hell with
what people will think.

1237
01:18:56,500 --> 01:18:57,791
Remember.

1238
01:19:01,000 --> 01:19:02,625
I'm trusting you.

1239
01:19:04,000 --> 01:19:05,291
Don't break my trust.

1240
01:19:07,291 --> 01:19:09,166
You love Kavya, don't you?

1241
01:19:10,833 --> 01:19:16,208
Now, her future is in your hands.

1242
01:19:17,958 --> 01:19:21,375
However, if you can't find a reason...

1243
01:19:24,208 --> 01:19:27,583
I want you gone on the 6th day.

1244
01:19:47,166 --> 01:19:51,250
What kind of cot is this!

1245
01:19:51,833 --> 01:19:53,958
Such injustice! Do something, man!

1246
01:19:54,583 --> 01:19:56,166
Got inside your house, didn't I?

1247
01:19:56,416 --> 01:19:58,208
Shut up! You're a loser!

1248
01:19:58,250 --> 01:19:59,875
You're destined
to be with this loser.

1249
01:20:00,208 --> 01:20:01,375
Don't be cheeky.

1250
01:20:02,000 --> 01:20:05,708
We're in the same house now and
you're babbling away on the phone.

1251
01:20:05,875 --> 01:20:06,791
What do you want?!

1252
01:20:06,875 --> 01:20:09,125
I don't think you actually
dare to come and see me in person!

1253
01:20:09,500 --> 01:20:10,416
Oh, really?

1254
01:20:18,208 --> 01:20:20,125
Now that I'm here,
I won't leave empty-handed...

1255
01:20:20,833 --> 01:20:21,875
You haven't said it yet.

1256
01:20:21,958 --> 01:20:22,875
Said what?

1257
01:20:22,958 --> 01:20:23,666
That

1258
01:20:23,750 --> 01:20:24,666
What's that?

1259
01:20:27,000 --> 01:20:29,000
Oh. Thaaat!

1260
01:20:29,083 --> 01:20:30,125
Say it, quickly.

1261
01:20:30,583 --> 01:20:33,083
Didn't you hear me
announcing it your father?

1262
01:20:33,541 --> 01:20:34,375
Say it to me.

1263
01:20:34,458 --> 01:20:35,875
I don't care who
else you've said it to.

1264
01:20:35,958 --> 01:20:38,625
When Shahrukh Khan spreads his arms
and says it, he looks like a hero.

1265
01:20:38,875 --> 01:20:40,083
I'll look like a fool.

1266
01:20:40,250 --> 01:20:41,708
I don't care, say it!

1267
01:20:41,791 --> 01:20:42,625
You say it, first!

1268
01:20:42,708 --> 01:20:44,125
Say it, or I'll scream!

1269
01:20:51,333 --> 01:20:52,333
I love you.

1270
01:20:55,666 --> 01:20:56,458
I know.

1271
01:20:56,500 --> 01:20:57,333
Now you say it!

1272
01:20:57,416 --> 01:20:58,458
Not in the mood!

1273
01:21:22,416 --> 01:21:23,791
This... this is Angad?

1274
01:21:23,875 --> 01:21:25,291
Bro, you've won!

1275
01:21:25,375 --> 01:21:26,791
Kavya is yours!

1276
01:21:26,875 --> 01:21:27,833
Congratulations!

1277
01:21:30,375 --> 01:21:32,458
Uhh... Humpty Sharma?

1278
01:21:50,791 --> 01:21:55,750
Dude... is this guy
a doctor or a model?!

1279
01:22:04,375 --> 01:22:05,583
This is great, huh?

1280
01:22:06,500 --> 01:22:09,041
First they hit us,
then they party.

1281
01:22:19,833 --> 01:22:20,958
What happened?

1282
01:22:32,500 --> 01:22:34,291
Have a drink!

1283
01:22:34,375 --> 01:22:35,333
No, I don't drink...

1284
01:22:35,416 --> 01:22:36,708
It's a large shot!

1285
01:22:42,916 --> 01:22:44,833
This is why I have told you
to curb your drinking.

1286
01:22:46,416 --> 01:22:49,708
I don't drink too much,
I just get high fast!

1287
01:22:51,166 --> 01:22:52,458
ls everything alright?

1288
01:22:52,833 --> 01:22:53,958
I'm a doctor.

1289
01:22:54,041 --> 01:22:55,250
Ya...

1290
01:22:55,458 --> 01:22:57,375
Angad.
- I'm Humpty.

1291
01:22:58,000 --> 01:22:59,083
This is Shonty.

1292
01:23:00,000 --> 01:23:01,125
Interesting names.

1293
01:23:01,500 --> 01:23:04,458
Mine's the most interesting... Poplu!

1294
01:23:13,166 --> 01:23:14,541
You... don't drink?

1295
01:23:15,791 --> 01:23:16,791
No.

1296
01:23:16,875 --> 01:23:18,958
Tried it in college.
But it's not for me.

1297
01:23:19,333 --> 01:23:21,291
You should have a drink sometimes...

1298
01:23:21,375 --> 01:23:22,791
It helps you relax.

1299
01:23:22,875 --> 01:23:23,875
I don't think so.

1300
01:23:24,416 --> 01:23:28,041
A drunken man thinks with his heart,
not his mind.

1301
01:23:28,416 --> 01:23:29,833
Well, we're Punjabi.

1302
01:23:29,916 --> 01:23:31,916
No mind, all heart.

1303
01:23:32,000 --> 01:23:33,250
I'm Punjabi, too.

1304
01:23:33,583 --> 01:23:34,875
But, the intellectual kind.

1305
01:23:35,083 --> 01:23:36,083
I like to be in control.

1306
01:23:39,583 --> 01:23:43,333
If he wasn't engaged to Kavya,
I'd marry him.

1307
01:23:53,375 --> 01:23:54,458
Hi, you beast.

1308
01:23:54,541 --> 01:23:55,625
Don't.

1309
01:23:55,791 --> 01:23:57,291
I'm high!
Don't you want to take advantage?

1310
01:23:57,375 --> 01:23:58,333
No.

1311
01:23:59,416 --> 01:24:01,208
Why didn't you tell me
Angad was such a stud?

1312
01:24:01,583 --> 01:24:03,375
Everyone looks like a stud on Skype.

1313
01:24:04,708 --> 01:24:07,041
Aww, you're jealous!

1314
01:24:07,208 --> 01:24:09,333
I was jealous when
I saw him in the morning.

1315
01:24:09,416 --> 01:24:10,791
Now I'm scared out of my wits!

1316
01:24:12,916 --> 01:24:13,875
Stop laughing!

1317
01:24:13,958 --> 01:24:15,250
And that brother of yours...
- Aye!

1318
01:24:15,416 --> 01:24:16,875
What?
- Don't say a word about him.

1319
01:24:16,958 --> 01:24:19,125
You remember how he beat me?

1320
01:24:19,333 --> 01:24:21,875
And now he's giggling
like a heroine with Angad.

1321
01:24:22,958 --> 01:24:23,958
What?

1322
01:24:24,041 --> 01:24:25,666
Stop wasting time, Rakesh.

1323
01:24:27,583 --> 01:24:28,833
Give me a sexy smile.

1324
01:24:58,916 --> 01:25:00,583
Looks like it's been years
since you pulled one, Sir.

1325
01:25:04,291 --> 01:25:06,000
I want to say something,
if you don't mind.

1326
01:25:06,291 --> 01:25:08,083
He's way older than Kavya.

1327
01:25:08,625 --> 01:25:09,916
By 5 or 6 years, at least!

1328
01:25:10,875 --> 01:25:12,083
It's not a good match.

1329
01:25:13,083 --> 01:25:15,125
My wife is 5 years younger than me.

1330
01:25:16,458 --> 01:25:17,875
Everything matches, eventually.

1331
01:25:23,250 --> 01:25:24,416
Dad's called you to go jogging.

1332
01:25:24,500 --> 01:25:26,500
Falling for you was a big mistake.

1333
01:25:26,583 --> 01:25:27,708
He's called Angad, as well.

1334
01:25:27,791 --> 01:25:29,000
To be a towel holder.

1335
01:25:29,166 --> 01:25:30,125
Have you ever jogged in your life?

1336
01:25:30,625 --> 01:25:32,958
I was a champion athlete
in school and college!

1337
01:25:33,416 --> 01:25:34,333
Liar.

1338
01:25:34,750 --> 01:25:36,750
I look like Milkha Singh
when I run!

1339
01:25:40,916 --> 01:25:41,875
Hi, Uncle!

1340
01:25:44,083 --> 01:25:45,000
Are you having fun, son?

1341
01:25:45,083 --> 01:25:46,125
Yes, Uncle!

1342
01:25:46,208 --> 01:25:47,125
One more lap.

1343
01:25:52,833 --> 01:25:53,875
Good Morning.

1344
01:25:54,041 --> 01:25:56,666
I was afraid you'd
run away with Kavya...

1345
01:25:58,041 --> 01:25:59,625
but, it doesn't look
like you'll get very far.

1346
01:26:00,041 --> 01:26:03,916
Look at him; a real,
macho Punjabi!

1347
01:26:04,333 --> 01:26:06,250
Come on, Humpty!
- Ya...

1348
01:26:08,416 --> 01:26:09,958
"Catch me if you can."

1349
01:26:11,291 --> 01:26:12,583
"Come on."

1350
01:26:12,958 --> 01:26:14,250
"Here's one."

1351
01:26:14,625 --> 01:26:15,791
"Get ready."

1352
01:26:16,625 --> 01:26:18,166
"Check this out."

1353
01:26:19,041 --> 01:26:20,541
"Can't you see me."

1354
01:26:21,208 --> 01:26:22,708
"You can't see me."

1355
01:26:23,416 --> 01:26:24,916
"You can't touch me."

1356
01:26:25,291 --> 01:26:26,166
"okay."

1357
01:26:26,250 --> 01:26:27,958
Humpty! Don't eat!

1358
01:26:28,916 --> 01:26:31,500
I'm making spaghetti ravioli
and risotto with garlic bread!

1359
01:26:31,666 --> 01:26:33,125
I want everyone to enjoy it.

1360
01:26:33,416 --> 01:26:34,291
Yeah... yeah...

1361
01:26:34,375 --> 01:26:35,708
Make sure you don't eat anything.

1362
01:26:35,791 --> 01:26:37,125
Definitely.

1363
01:26:38,750 --> 01:26:39,708
Granny!

1364
01:26:40,250 --> 01:26:41,958
Granny! What rubbish is he making?!

1365
01:26:42,041 --> 01:26:43,500
You will all get indigestion!

1366
01:26:43,708 --> 01:26:45,375
He's making Italian food!

1367
01:26:45,583 --> 01:26:47,833
Let the Italians eat Italian food!

1368
01:26:48,041 --> 01:26:50,083
We're Indians!
We want Indian food, right?!

1369
01:26:50,291 --> 01:26:53,041
Oh, Humpty.
These men from abroad are the best.

1370
01:26:53,416 --> 01:26:56,416
They cook, they clean...
What do you say?

1371
01:26:56,750 --> 01:27:00,083
Of course! Indian men are useless!

1372
01:27:00,375 --> 01:27:02,500
Sitting with their feet up,
with the newspaper...

1373
01:27:02,583 --> 01:27:03,875
Get me tea, get me food!

1374
01:27:03,958 --> 01:27:05,500
That's all!

1375
01:27:06,166 --> 01:27:07,833
All Indian men are
not like that, Granny.

1376
01:27:07,916 --> 01:27:11,041
All the men we've seen are like that.

1377
01:27:14,625 --> 01:27:15,916
"Say What!"

1378
01:27:19,083 --> 01:27:20,458
"Say What!"

1379
01:27:28,125 --> 01:27:29,375
"Say What!"

1380
01:27:50,583 --> 01:27:52,000
Do you like my sweater, sir?

1381
01:27:52,166 --> 01:27:54,333
Exactly like yours, right?

1382
01:27:56,375 --> 01:27:57,458
Nice.

1383
01:28:04,250 --> 01:28:06,000
How did you like Angad's cooking?

1384
01:28:06,666 --> 01:28:07,500
Yeah... very nice.

1385
01:28:10,416 --> 01:28:11,666
Humpty!
- Don't do.

1386
01:28:12,625 --> 01:28:13,750
Don't do.
- Okay.

1387
01:28:37,208 --> 01:28:38,416
Hey!

1388
01:28:46,625 --> 01:28:47,625
Humptv!

1389
01:28:48,333 --> 01:28:49,333
Move!

1390
01:28:52,125 --> 01:28:53,500
Leave me!

1391
01:28:55,875 --> 01:28:57,000
<i>50m! -</i>

1392
01:28:57,583 --> 01:28:58,958
You call this a salad?

1393
01:28:59,291 --> 01:29:01,916
It's a Delhi speciality!

1394
01:29:02,375 --> 01:29:03,500
Look at this, Humpty!

1395
01:29:04,250 --> 01:29:06,375
Look at this, Humpty!
- Look at what?

1396
01:29:10,916 --> 01:29:12,291
Please come.

1397
01:29:16,041 --> 01:29:17,250
Stop laughing!

1398
01:29:17,666 --> 01:29:19,583
Oye! Singh sir is asking for you.

1399
01:29:28,000 --> 01:29:29,125
Where are we going, sir?!

1400
01:29:29,833 --> 01:29:30,791
Why?

1401
01:29:31,666 --> 01:29:33,166
If I don't tell you, you won't go?

1402
01:29:39,833 --> 01:29:40,875
Train station.

1403
01:29:41,041 --> 01:29:43,125
Now don't ask me who's coming.

1404
01:29:44,250 --> 01:29:45,333
See for yourself.

1405
01:29:54,375 --> 01:29:56,416
Sir, I'm Tendulkar.
He's Kohli.

1406
01:29:56,750 --> 01:29:57,875
And that's Sehwag.

1407
01:29:59,708 --> 01:30:02,083
You're the same one who
hung me from the swing, right?

1408
01:30:02,583 --> 01:30:03,666
No, sir.

1409
01:30:05,208 --> 01:30:06,833
That's my twin brother, sir!

1410
01:30:07,750 --> 01:30:09,000
He's Shyam...

1411
01:30:09,666 --> 01:30:10,666
I'm Ram.

1412
01:30:32,625 --> 01:30:37,291
Humpty Dumpty! Uncle said
their driver was very cute.

1413
01:30:39,458 --> 01:30:40,791
You're smoking again!

1414
01:30:44,416 --> 01:30:46,166
What happened,
why do you look so tensed?

1415
01:30:51,666 --> 01:30:53,000
Do you love me?

1416
01:30:54,000 --> 01:30:54,833
No.

1417
01:30:54,916 --> 01:30:56,458
I'm being serious.

1418
01:30:57,750 --> 01:30:58,833
Of course I do.

1419
01:30:58,916 --> 01:30:59,875
Why do you love me?

1420
01:31:00,875 --> 01:31:01,791
What does that mean?

1421
01:31:01,875 --> 01:31:04,875
I mean... why?
What do I have that Angad doesn't?

1422
01:31:06,166 --> 01:31:07,166
I don't know.

1423
01:31:07,250 --> 01:31:08,291
You don't know?!

1424
01:31:10,250 --> 01:31:11,875
Love isn't by reason, Humpty.

1425
01:31:11,958 --> 01:31:13,250
Shouldn't there be a reason?

1426
01:31:13,625 --> 01:31:17,750
What do I say when Sir asks me
why I'm better for you than Angad?

1427
01:31:18,125 --> 01:31:20,166
He's better looking than me,
he earns more than me...

1428
01:31:20,250 --> 01:31:21,583
he's fit, he doesn't drink...

1429
01:31:21,666 --> 01:31:22,875
he even cooks!

1430
01:31:23,250 --> 01:31:24,625
He's friggin‘ Superman!

1431
01:31:26,458 --> 01:31:28,583
I'm barely Charlie Brown.

1432
01:31:31,000 --> 01:31:32,791
Yeah. Correct!

1433
01:31:33,875 --> 01:31:35,208
You're right...

1434
01:31:36,000 --> 01:31:37,333
Shall I marry him?

1435
01:31:39,958 --> 01:31:41,750
Bloody sympathy monger...

1436
01:31:42,125 --> 01:31:44,416
When I say I love you,
I mean it!

1437
01:31:46,625 --> 01:31:48,041
Stop these crocodile tears.

1438
01:31:52,541 --> 01:31:56,000
on, Humpty!

1439
01:31:56,541 --> 01:31:59,416
Okay... bye!
- Bye!

1440
01:32:04,708 --> 01:32:06,916
Hello, sister-in-law!

1441
01:32:08,000 --> 01:32:09,000
What happened to you?!

1442
01:32:09,083 --> 01:32:10,458
I can't...

1443
01:32:14,333 --> 01:32:15,500
What's wrong with Poplu?

1444
01:32:15,583 --> 01:32:17,958
School topper, college topper...

1445
01:32:18,041 --> 01:32:21,375
scholarship to university,
and first in his class in Medicine...

1446
01:32:21,666 --> 01:32:23,083
and still

1447
01:32:23,166 --> 01:32:23,958
And still, what?

1448
01:32:24,041 --> 01:32:26,875
And still I can't figure it out...

1449
01:32:26,958 --> 01:32:28,708
how is Angad so perfect?

1450
01:32:28,791 --> 01:32:29,583
So what if he is?

1451
01:32:29,666 --> 01:32:31,875
Either he's an angel in disguise...

1452
01:32:32,500 --> 01:32:34,000
or...

1453
01:32:34,208 --> 01:32:35,750
he's hiding something.

1454
01:32:36,458 --> 01:32:37,375
What is he hiding?

1455
01:32:38,000 --> 01:32:39,500
The dude is gay!

1456
01:32:39,583 --> 01:32:40,458
Don't talk rubbish!

1457
01:32:40,541 --> 01:32:43,875
He's gay! Look!
Look at this!

1458
01:32:43,958 --> 01:32:46,500
Kissing, hugging... everything!

1459
01:32:47,166 --> 01:32:49,458
Okay, look at the
other guy's name... Ricky!

1460
01:32:49,541 --> 01:32:50,541
Are you sure?

1461
01:32:50,625 --> 01:32:53,166
Hundred percent sure!

1462
01:32:53,250 --> 01:32:55,208
I got it off Facebook... tell him!

1463
01:32:55,875 --> 01:33:01,208
And look at what Ricky wrote...
'The love of my life'!

1464
01:33:01,750 --> 01:33:03,375
What is this, man?!

1465
01:33:03,458 --> 01:33:04,583
What is it?

1466
01:33:04,666 --> 01:33:05,875
It's like thiiiis!

1467
01:33:05,958 --> 01:33:07,416
What else could it be?

1468
01:33:07,666 --> 01:33:08,958
This could be incorrect!

1469
01:33:09,041 --> 01:33:10,000
Hello!

1470
01:33:10,750 --> 01:33:15,625
Shonty has never been wrong...
nor will he ever be.

1471
01:33:17,250 --> 01:33:18,250
Okay?

1472
01:33:18,458 --> 01:33:19,750
Bro, I've saved your wedding!

1473
01:33:19,833 --> 01:33:22,166
Say thank you and
let's go to Singh sir.

1474
01:33:22,250 --> 01:33:23,291
Are you stupid?!

1475
01:33:23,375 --> 01:33:25,000
You want me to take
this paper to Singh sir?

1476
01:33:25,208 --> 01:33:26,916
I need hard evidence!

1477
01:33:27,166 --> 01:33:29,541
We need to hear Angad say it!
"I am GAY."

1478
01:33:31,625 --> 01:33:35,333
People suffer from such sad things...

1479
01:33:36,583 --> 01:33:39,958
Thought he was a stud...
but he's gay...

1480
01:33:42,291 --> 01:33:43,500
Brooo...

1481
01:33:48,375 --> 01:33:48,791
In.

1482
01:34:08,958 --> 01:34:11,041
You... are you insane?!

1483
01:34:11,208 --> 01:34:12,916
I didn't ask for a bath!

1484
01:34:14,291 --> 01:34:15,208
What happened?!

1485
01:34:15,291 --> 01:34:16,416
Why are you sulking?!

1486
01:34:16,500 --> 01:34:17,500
I don't want to talk to you!

1487
01:34:17,583 --> 01:34:18,958
I'm sorry, Kavya!

1488
01:34:19,333 --> 01:34:21,708
I waited all night for
you thinking you'd come!

1489
01:34:21,791 --> 01:34:23,041
You didn't even answer your phone!

1490
01:34:23,250 --> 01:34:25,500
I'm sorry!
I fell asleep, I was tired!

1491
01:34:25,583 --> 01:34:26,583
But listen, I have good news!

1492
01:34:26,666 --> 01:34:29,666
Yeah! You sleep while
I get married off to Angad!

1493
01:34:29,750 --> 01:34:31,000
But listen to my good news!

1494
01:34:31,083 --> 01:34:32,125
I have good news!!!

1495
01:34:34,583 --> 01:34:36,125
You remember what to do, right?

1496
01:34:36,583 --> 01:34:37,583
Yes!

1497
01:34:38,458 --> 01:34:40,125
Humpty, please,
I can't do this! Sorry!

1498
01:34:40,208 --> 01:34:41,666
Shut up and go!

1499
01:34:48,458 --> 01:34:49,416
Hey!

1500
01:34:49,708 --> 01:34:51,000
Can I ask you something?

1501
01:34:51,416 --> 01:34:52,458
It's a little personal...

1502
01:34:52,625 --> 01:34:54,750
Sure... go ahead!
Don't be formal.

1503
01:34:55,291 --> 01:34:58,166
You have such a good personality...

1504
01:34:58,541 --> 01:35:02,000
People must hit on you all time?

1505
01:35:03,208 --> 01:35:04,916
Yeah, sometimes!

1506
01:35:05,333 --> 01:35:07,791
Men... Women... both?

1507
01:35:08,125 --> 01:35:10,166
Ya... but that's kind of normal, right?

1508
01:35:10,250 --> 01:35:12,083
Yeah, now it's normal in India also!

1509
01:35:12,250 --> 01:35:14,666
Society's becoming open-minded!

1510
01:35:15,375 --> 01:35:16,708
That's good to know...

1511
01:35:17,000 --> 01:35:20,125
You don't need to be afraid or hide...

1512
01:35:20,500 --> 01:35:22,791
Everything is open!

1513
01:35:28,375 --> 01:35:29,416
Hey, what's up?

1514
01:35:30,250 --> 01:35:31,250
What are you doing here?

1515
01:35:31,500 --> 01:35:34,375
It's important to nourish yourself...

1516
01:35:38,750 --> 01:35:39,833
Thanks...

1517
01:35:42,625 --> 01:35:46,000
"Your son..."

1518
01:35:46,458 --> 01:35:50,208
"Your son..."

1519
01:35:54,041 --> 01:35:55,916
"Your son rides the bride's palanquin."

1520
01:35:55,958 --> 01:35:57,791
"Alas! You're done for!"

1521
01:35:57,875 --> 01:35:59,708
"Your son rides the bride's palanquin."

1522
01:35:59,791 --> 01:36:00,916
"Alas! You're done for!"

1523
01:36:01,000 --> 01:36:04,875
Oh, God! Grant me death!

1524
01:36:04,958 --> 01:36:13,750
"Mama's boy has got spoilt."

1525
01:36:13,833 --> 01:36:15,250
I can't do this anymore, man!

1526
01:36:15,416 --> 01:36:19,375
If Angad isn't, I'll definitely
be gay by the end of this!

1527
01:36:19,958 --> 01:36:21,083
What are you doing here?

1528
01:36:21,333 --> 01:36:23,875
Granny's making pickle
for Angad's family...

1529
01:36:23,958 --> 01:36:25,791
She sent us to get these jars!

1530
01:36:27,791 --> 01:36:29,208
You tell your family!

1531
01:36:29,458 --> 01:36:31,625
I'm going to be the groom!
Not a waiter!

1532
01:36:32,541 --> 01:36:33,666
Let's go.

1533
01:36:35,416 --> 01:36:36,666
I don't want to eat.

1534
01:36:39,125 --> 01:36:40,500
I'm sorry for this morning...

1535
01:36:40,708 --> 01:36:42,083
I was angry!

1536
01:36:44,708 --> 01:36:45,958
Sorry about last night.

1537
01:36:51,791 --> 01:36:53,375
The bread is burnt...

1538
01:36:53,958 --> 01:36:55,333
and the soup is bland.

1539
01:36:55,625 --> 01:36:57,333
The side dish is average...

1540
01:36:58,375 --> 01:37:00,083
But, I'll cook for you everyday...

1541
01:37:00,166 --> 01:37:01,541
and I'll become perfect.

1542
01:37:03,208 --> 01:37:04,458
I don't want perfect.

1543
01:37:05,500 --> 01:37:06,916
I'll have whatever you give me.

1544
01:37:07,750 --> 01:37:09,083
For now, take a slap.

1545
01:37:14,541 --> 01:37:15,500
Now you eat.

1546
01:37:15,583 --> 01:37:16,791
No, I...

1547
01:37:17,000 --> 01:37:18,583
No, eat.
It's very good, best in Ambala!

1548
01:37:29,666 --> 01:37:31,375
"l feel naughty naughty"

1549
01:37:36,833 --> 01:37:39,208
"l feel naughty naughty"

1550
01:37:44,083 --> 01:37:45,375
"l feel naughty naughty"

1551
01:37:45,458 --> 01:37:49,250
"The wisemen couldn't tell you
Did the chicken come before the egg?"

1552
01:37:49,333 --> 01:37:52,833
"Leave the lofty thinking
And listen to my tale!"

1553
01:37:52,916 --> 01:37:56,458
"The wisemen couldn't tell you
Did the chicken come before the egg?"

1554
01:37:56,541 --> 01:38:00,000
"Leave the lofty thinking
And listen to my tale!"

1555
01:38:00,083 --> 01:38:03,708
"The hen, she cried all night
And she couldn't sleep a wink"

1556
01:38:03,791 --> 01:38:07,458
"The rooster must've been naughty
Eggs don't come by magic!"

1557
01:38:07,541 --> 01:38:10,458
"Oh, when I watch you dance..."

1558
01:38:14,875 --> 01:38:16,083
"Oh, when I watch you dance..."

1559
01:38:16,166 --> 01:38:17,916
"l feel naughty naughty"

1560
01:38:18,000 --> 01:38:20,166
"l feel naughty naughty"

1561
01:38:20,250 --> 01:38:21,958
"Oh, when I watch you dance"

1562
01:38:22,041 --> 01:38:23,333
"Oh, when I watch you dance"

1563
01:38:23,416 --> 01:38:25,166
"l feel naughty naughty"

1564
01:38:25,250 --> 01:38:27,041
"l feel naughty naughty"

1565
01:38:27,125 --> 01:38:29,791
"Oh, everyone feels naughty naughty"

1566
01:38:42,208 --> 01:38:43,958
"l feel naughty naughty"

1567
01:38:44,041 --> 01:38:47,583
"Forget your silly
tales of fantasy and love"

1568
01:38:47,666 --> 01:38:51,166
"l met your grandfather
when he was only but a boy"

1569
01:38:51,333 --> 01:38:54,833
"Just a little girl was
I when I became his bride"

1570
01:38:54,916 --> 01:38:57,958
"Sent away from home
as a naive little child"

1571
01:38:58,041 --> 01:39:01,750
"All night I cried and
tried but couldn't sleep"

1572
01:39:01,833 --> 01:39:05,833
"When grandfather whispered softly"

1573
01:39:09,458 --> 01:39:11,041
"Oh, when I watch you dance"

1574
01:39:11,125 --> 01:39:12,458
"Oh, when I watch you dance"

1575
01:39:12,541 --> 01:39:14,333
"l feel naughty naughty"

1576
01:39:14,416 --> 01:39:16,166
"l feel naughty naughty"

1577
01:39:16,250 --> 01:39:18,916
"Oh, everyone feels naughty naughty"

1578
01:39:20,416 --> 01:39:23,791
"Come now, listen closely to my saga"

1579
01:39:23,875 --> 01:39:27,375
"l was a college student
and your father a mechanic"

1580
01:39:27,708 --> 01:39:31,083
"When he caught my hand and said,
listen to me my darling!"

1581
01:39:31,333 --> 01:39:35,000
"However, whenever,
wherever, I'll marry only you."

1582
01:39:35,375 --> 01:39:36,125
Then what happened?

1583
01:39:36,208 --> 01:39:39,708
Ask him what happened after!

1584
01:39:39,791 --> 01:39:41,250
"Naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty"

1585
01:39:41,333 --> 01:39:47,666
"Landed up at her father's house,
and he didn't listen to a word"

1586
01:39:47,750 --> 01:39:49,208
"But his beatings
couldn't shake me off"

1587
01:39:49,291 --> 01:39:54,625
"And he finally let her be my bride
Oh, then she became my bride"

1588
01:39:54,708 --> 01:39:58,166
"Then naughty,
naughty, naughty, naughty"

1589
01:39:58,250 --> 01:39:59,708
"We got naughty naughty"

1590
01:39:59,791 --> 01:40:01,958
"Oh we got naughty naughty"

1591
01:40:02,041 --> 01:40:03,333
"When I see you dance"

1592
01:40:03,416 --> 01:40:05,125
"We got naughty naughty"

1593
01:40:05,208 --> 01:40:07,916
"My heart feels naughty naughty"

1594
01:40:11,583 --> 01:40:18,375
"Nevermind what they say,
I know my love was true..."

1595
01:40:18,833 --> 01:40:25,583
"But what I thought was destiny
was not really meant to be"

1596
01:40:26,083 --> 01:40:28,958
"it was not meant to be"

1597
01:40:29,041 --> 01:40:32,875
"No one knows what fate has planned"

1598
01:40:33,125 --> 01:40:36,666
"Forget the past, the future is bright"

1599
01:40:36,750 --> 01:40:40,166
"Come on, dear girl, give us a smile..."

1600
01:40:40,250 --> 01:40:42,791
"Come now, give us a smile..."

1601
01:40:47,458 --> 01:40:48,791
"Oh when I see you dance..."

1602
01:40:48,875 --> 01:40:50,625
"l feel naughty naughty"

1603
01:40:50,708 --> 01:40:52,708
"l feel naughty naughty"

1604
01:40:53,166 --> 01:40:54,375
"Oh, when I watch you dance"

1605
01:40:54,458 --> 01:40:56,083
"l feel naughty naughty"

1606
01:40:56,166 --> 01:40:58,333
"l feel naughty naughty"

1607
01:40:58,583 --> 01:41:01,541
"Oh, when I watch you dance"

1608
01:41:01,625 --> 01:41:05,208
"l feel naughty naughty"

1609
01:41:05,291 --> 01:41:07,833
"Oh, everyone feels naughty naughty"

1610
01:41:30,666 --> 01:41:31,666
It's okay.

1611
01:41:33,291 --> 01:41:34,916
Everything will be alright.

1612
01:41:35,208 --> 01:41:36,333
What are you talking about?

1613
01:41:37,000 --> 01:41:38,000
I didn't understand...

1614
01:41:38,291 --> 01:41:39,833
I've been noticing you all day.

1615
01:41:41,583 --> 01:41:42,833
I know you love me.

1616
01:41:52,916 --> 01:41:54,041
But, it's not possible.

1617
01:41:54,125 --> 01:41:55,000
Why?!

1618
01:41:55,250 --> 01:41:56,458
Because you love Ricky?

1619
01:41:56,541 --> 01:41:57,166
Ricky?

1620
01:41:57,250 --> 01:41:59,750
Don't lie... It's on Facebook!

1621
01:42:00,375 --> 01:42:02,041
Poplu, Ricky is my best friend!

1622
01:42:02,458 --> 01:42:03,833
He's gay... I'm not!

1623
01:42:04,208 --> 01:42:05,458
I like women.

1624
01:42:08,041 --> 01:42:10,291
Poplu... you're a great guy...

1625
01:42:13,166 --> 01:42:14,166
but, I'm sorry.

1626
01:42:14,250 --> 01:42:15,250
No problem.

1627
01:42:15,333 --> 01:42:16,333
It's okay.

1628
01:42:16,666 --> 01:42:18,625
Have you told your
friends that you're gay?

1629
01:42:19,333 --> 01:42:20,625
If you want...

1630
01:42:20,708 --> 01:42:21,750
I'll come with you.

1631
01:42:21,833 --> 01:42:23,333
No... not now.

1632
01:42:23,708 --> 01:42:25,583
I'll tell them later!

1633
01:42:32,625 --> 01:42:34,041
This was your stupid plan?

1634
01:42:34,125 --> 01:42:35,291
I told them that!

1635
01:42:35,375 --> 01:42:37,375
Instead,
they sacrificed my masculinity...

1636
01:42:37,458 --> 01:42:39,333
Kavya, I'm trying!
- Not a word from you!

1637
01:42:39,666 --> 01:42:41,416
If you can't do anything,
go back to Delhi!

1638
01:42:41,500 --> 01:42:42,958
Stop these immature antics!

1639
01:42:43,458 --> 01:42:45,125
My marriage is next week!

1640
01:42:45,208 --> 01:42:46,458
I told you!

1641
01:42:46,791 --> 01:42:48,541
Get lost!
- I'm not talking to you guys!

1642
01:42:51,791 --> 01:42:53,958
No more ideas, please! Please!

1643
01:43:16,041 --> 01:43:17,916
Do you know this boy well?

1644
01:43:18,583 --> 01:43:21,250
No... Just met him when
he came to tie me up.

1645
01:43:25,416 --> 01:43:27,833
You can't laugh at me,
brother-in-law!

1646
01:43:29,166 --> 01:43:31,208
Its in your fate to be tied up!

1647
01:43:31,458 --> 01:43:35,125
Remember how I had
tied you to the tree?

1648
01:43:41,625 --> 01:43:44,083
He was a big help to Kavya‘s friend,
Gurpreet.

1649
01:43:46,541 --> 01:43:48,041
He saved her marriage.

1650
01:43:50,916 --> 01:43:52,541
Your dad used to be a mechanic?

1651
01:43:56,250 --> 01:43:58,791
My bike's carburetor
needs to be cleaned...

1652
01:43:58,875 --> 01:44:00,125
can I call him?

1653
01:44:02,208 --> 01:44:04,916
Who will clean your dirty mind?

1654
01:44:05,000 --> 01:44:07,375
You're the mechanic of my body, baby.

1655
01:44:07,916 --> 01:44:10,875
Yuck! Weirdo...

1656
01:44:14,625 --> 01:44:17,875
Go to sleep,
now... Jogging in the morning...

1657
01:44:17,958 --> 01:44:18,916
Nooo...

1658
01:44:26,291 --> 01:44:27,916
Angad didn't come today, sir?

1659
01:44:29,583 --> 01:44:31,333
He doesn't jog to impress me.

1660
01:44:31,708 --> 01:44:33,708
I don't jog to impress you, either.

1661
01:44:33,791 --> 01:44:35,291
I jog for Kavya sake.

1662
01:44:37,333 --> 01:44:41,416
Maybe I can learn something from Angad
and be a better person for Kavya.

1663
01:44:44,708 --> 01:44:46,291
ls that why you smoke cigarettes?

1664
01:44:47,250 --> 01:44:49,041
The cigarettes are for me...

1665
01:44:49,125 --> 01:44:52,083
I can become a better for Kavya,
but can't fundamentally change.

1666
01:44:55,375 --> 01:44:58,500
"Insolent heart..."

1667
01:44:58,583 --> 01:45:00,083
"doesn't agree."

1668
01:45:06,791 --> 01:45:07,875
Kavya...

1669
01:45:08,291 --> 01:45:09,333
Kavya...

1670
01:45:10,583 --> 01:45:11,625
Kavya...

1671
01:45:15,125 --> 01:45:16,041
Did you need something?

1672
01:45:16,666 --> 01:45:18,083
Can't I talk to you
without needing something?

1673
01:45:20,208 --> 01:45:21,250
Just kidding.

1674
01:45:21,416 --> 01:45:23,166
I want to take you for dinner.

1675
01:45:23,416 --> 01:45:24,666
Just the two of us.

1676
01:45:25,625 --> 01:45:27,125
We're getting married in a week...

1677
01:45:27,208 --> 01:45:29,083
we should get to know each other.

1678
01:45:29,625 --> 01:45:31,833
So, I wanted to spend
some time with you.

1679
01:45:34,000 --> 01:45:37,750
There are too many people in the house
for us to talk freely.

1680
01:45:38,291 --> 01:45:39,291
So, tonight?

1681
01:45:39,375 --> 01:45:41,000
You and me.

1682
01:45:41,625 --> 01:45:43,375
It's a date.
See you at night.

1683
01:45:43,791 --> 01:45:44,958
Bye.
- Bye.

1684
01:45:47,666 --> 01:45:51,500
You're the first man in the
world, making pickles for his competitor.

1685
01:45:52,083 --> 01:45:53,458
Oh, wow, she looks angry!

1686
01:45:54,250 --> 01:45:55,333
What the hell are you doing?!

1687
01:45:55,416 --> 01:45:56,541
What the hell are YOU doing?!

1688
01:45:56,625 --> 01:45:58,958
Are you here to marry
me or attend Angad's wedding?!

1689
01:45:59,125 --> 01:46:00,250
What's wrong?

1690
01:46:00,333 --> 01:46:02,083
Angad‘s parents are coming
tomorrow itself!

1691
01:46:02,125 --> 01:46:04,208
Now, you have only tonight.

1692
01:46:04,291 --> 01:46:06,541
Tomorrow my father will
ask you why Angad is wrong for me.

1693
01:46:06,625 --> 01:46:08,583
What are you going to say?

1694
01:46:10,083 --> 01:46:11,458
Don't look away, Humpty!

1695
01:46:11,541 --> 01:46:12,416
What do I do?!

1696
01:46:12,500 --> 01:46:14,125
What do I do if Angad is
Mr. Perfect?!

1697
01:46:14,208 --> 01:46:17,041
Beat him? Threaten him? Kill him?!

1698
01:46:17,666 --> 01:46:20,250
Do nothing! Sit here and make pickle!

1699
01:46:29,083 --> 01:46:31,083
He wants to take me on a date!

1700
01:46:33,291 --> 01:46:35,000
I don't want to go on a date...

1701
01:46:35,083 --> 01:46:36,625
Don't go, Kavya...

1702
01:46:40,291 --> 01:46:41,958
Do something, Humpty...

1703
01:46:45,541 --> 01:46:46,875
Do something.

1704
01:47:09,083 --> 01:47:10,666
Humpty won't come today.

1705
01:47:13,875 --> 01:47:16,666
One... two... three!

1706
01:47:19,166 --> 01:47:20,750
He's just like you.

1707
01:47:21,291 --> 01:47:22,875
He has honesty in his eyes.

1708
01:47:24,541 --> 01:47:26,083
He loves Kavya very much.

1709
01:47:28,791 --> 01:47:29,708
All god.

1710
01:47:31,333 --> 01:47:34,083
I'm going to Delhi tomorrow
to pick my parents.

1711
01:47:34,625 --> 01:47:35,875
I'd like you to come with me.

1712
01:47:44,125 --> 01:47:46,958
Angad... those boys are staring at me.

1713
01:47:54,791 --> 01:47:55,875
Ignore them.

1714
01:47:56,875 --> 01:47:59,416
You're concerned that
he doesn't earn enough?

1715
01:47:59,500 --> 01:48:00,458
You were the same when...

1716
01:48:00,541 --> 01:48:01,875
Please stop, both of you!

1717
01:48:05,083 --> 01:48:07,916
My decision is... final.

1718
01:48:08,333 --> 01:48:14,333
Son, your problem is that
you want to control everything.

1719
01:48:15,041 --> 01:48:17,916
You can control
your children's lives...

1720
01:48:18,541 --> 01:48:22,791
but you can't control
what life has in store for them.

1721
01:48:23,375 --> 01:48:27,416
"Oh, these mesmerizing eyes..."

1722
01:48:27,500 --> 01:48:31,000
Kavya! Don't look
at them... They're drunk!

1723
01:48:31,958 --> 01:48:33,833
I didn't control Swati...

1724
01:48:34,500 --> 01:48:35,375
look what happened!

1725
01:48:35,458 --> 01:48:37,791
So you can assure Kavya's
happiness by controlling her?

1726
01:48:38,250 --> 01:48:42,583
Can you guarantee
that she will never cry?

1727
01:48:43,000 --> 01:48:45,083
That she will always
be cheerful and happy?

1728
01:48:45,541 --> 01:48:47,125
Go on, give us a guarantee!

1729
01:48:49,000 --> 01:48:50,291
Kavya, don't react!

1730
01:48:50,583 --> 01:48:52,541
We'll finish our dinner and leave.

1731
01:48:55,125 --> 01:48:56,458
One more beer, please!

1732
01:48:56,541 --> 01:48:58,541
Ohhh, she's pissed off!

1733
01:49:00,416 --> 01:49:03,208
If God himself can't
control the fate of the world...

1734
01:49:04,958 --> 01:49:07,250
who are you to control
anyone's destiny?

1735
01:49:09,708 --> 01:49:10,833
Don't!

1736
01:49:13,250 --> 01:49:14,708
Put the phone down.

1737
01:49:15,208 --> 01:49:18,000
"Some boys are being sleazy with me..."

1738
01:49:22,375 --> 01:49:23,916
Angad is a good man, Ma.

1739
01:49:25,625 --> 01:49:27,541
He's a very good man...

1740
01:49:28,916 --> 01:49:32,208
but, Humpty is the best
person for your precious Kavya.

1741
01:49:41,208 --> 01:49:42,125
He's being openly lewd!

1742
01:49:42,208 --> 01:49:43,208
What do you want me to do?

1743
01:49:43,958 --> 01:49:44,875
Beat him?

1744
01:49:44,958 --> 01:49:46,625
Do something! Don't just sit there!

1745
01:49:46,708 --> 01:49:48,375
Kavya... I've asked for the bill.

1746
01:49:48,625 --> 01:49:49,708
Let's pay and leave.

1747
01:49:49,916 --> 01:49:51,458
There's no point fighting with them.

1748
01:50:03,125 --> 01:50:04,666
What are you looking at?!

1749
01:50:04,750 --> 01:50:08,333
Oh, Lady Gaga... where are you going?

1750
01:50:08,416 --> 01:50:10,791
Aren't you going
to have a drink with me?

1751
01:50:10,875 --> 01:50:12,666
Listen, buddy.
We don't want any trouble.

1752
01:50:13,750 --> 01:50:16,208
Look at this English Gentleman!

1753
01:50:19,250 --> 01:50:20,875
Humpty! Stop it, Humpty!

1754
01:50:20,958 --> 01:50:22,000
Let me go!

1755
01:50:24,958 --> 01:50:26,458
Humpty! Humpty, don't!

1756
01:50:54,875 --> 01:50:55,958
Thank you.

1757
01:50:56,250 --> 01:50:58,541
Singh sir, please don't thank us.

1758
01:50:59,291 --> 01:51:01,166
Your kids are like our kids.

1759
01:51:01,625 --> 01:51:04,541
Good thing Angad called us in time...

1760
01:51:04,625 --> 01:51:06,166
Can you come with me?

1761
01:51:07,458 --> 01:51:08,875
I want to lodge a complaint.

1762
01:51:08,916 --> 01:51:10,208
Don't let those guys go.

1763
01:51:10,291 --> 01:51:12,791
Don't worry.
I'll take care of everything.

1764
01:51:20,166 --> 01:51:21,166
Angad...

1765
01:51:24,125 --> 01:51:25,541
bring them home.

1766
01:51:26,416 --> 01:51:28,458
They're in no state to drive.

1767
01:51:55,000 --> 01:51:57,458
You all were rooting for this man?

1768
01:52:04,333 --> 01:52:06,958
I want you to leave
first thing tomorrow.

1769
01:52:08,333 --> 01:52:12,541
And never show your face here again.

1770
01:52:22,625 --> 01:52:23,750
Kavya...

1771
01:52:25,291 --> 01:52:26,375
Kavya...

1772
01:52:55,083 --> 01:52:55,875
Kavya.

1773
01:52:58,958 --> 01:53:01,791
Kavya, hurry up,
we have to leave in half an hour!

1774
01:53:03,291 --> 01:53:04,458
Kavya?

1775
01:53:06,875 --> 01:53:08,083
Kavya?

1776
01:53:22,250 --> 01:53:23,375
Humpty! Where's Kavya?

1777
01:53:23,625 --> 01:53:24,458
I don't know...

1778
01:53:24,541 --> 01:53:26,291
Don't lie!
You're going to run away with her!

1779
01:53:26,375 --> 01:53:27,625
Can you tell me what's going on?

1780
01:53:27,708 --> 01:53:29,750
Kavya's not at home,
she's not answering her phone!

1781
01:53:29,833 --> 01:53:30,583
Tell me where she is!

1782
01:53:30,666 --> 01:53:32,083
If I had run away with her,
why would I come back?

1783
01:53:32,166 --> 01:53:33,708
We didn't even talk last night!

1784
01:53:33,791 --> 01:53:36,125
She's crazy!
Angad is leaving in 10 minutes.

1785
01:53:36,208 --> 01:53:38,291
If Dad finds out...
- Nothing will happen.

1786
01:53:38,375 --> 01:53:40,000
You handle Sir and Angad,
we'll find Kavya.

1787
01:53:40,083 --> 01:53:41,041
Shonty!

1788
01:53:41,125 --> 01:53:43,625
Humpty! You go,
we'll handle things here!

1789
01:53:45,208 --> 01:53:49,750
I'm getting a bad feeling
that we're going to get hit...

1790
01:53:57,416 --> 01:53:58,750
Sir, Bus Stop!

1791
01:54:02,083 --> 01:54:06,000
Everyone will come here first,
and then go to the hotel.

1792
01:54:06,541 --> 01:54:09,625
Kavya's asked you'll to
go ahead... her stomach is upset.

1793
01:54:09,708 --> 01:54:12,000
She wants to set everything
up for your family members.

1794
01:54:12,500 --> 01:54:13,666
Nothing serious, I hope?

1795
01:54:13,750 --> 01:54:14,708
No.

1796
01:54:14,916 --> 01:54:19,958
Must be from eating out.

1797
01:54:20,916 --> 01:54:22,083
You leave. Don't get late.

1798
01:54:22,291 --> 01:54:23,416
Okay uncle.

1799
01:54:24,666 --> 01:54:25,750
Come.

1800
01:54:34,708 --> 01:54:35,583
Where is she?

1801
01:54:40,000 --> 01:54:41,291
Where is she?

1802
01:54:41,375 --> 01:54:43,208
I don't know anything,
I was sleeping!

1803
01:54:44,583 --> 01:54:45,583
Tell me where they are!

1804
01:54:45,666 --> 01:54:47,416
Listen to us at least!

1805
01:54:51,333 --> 01:54:54,583
Sir, they haven't run away together.
He's gone to bring her back

1806
01:54:56,166 --> 01:54:58,000
Kavya, are you crazy? Where are you?!

1807
01:54:58,541 --> 01:55:00,458
Yes, I'm alone! Where are you?

1808
01:55:01,000 --> 01:55:03,291
Are you okay?
What are you doing there?

1809
01:55:03,625 --> 01:55:04,875
Wait there. I'm coming!

1810
01:55:05,291 --> 01:55:08,416
Sir, Humpty has called.

1811
01:55:11,375 --> 01:55:12,416
Where are you, man?

1812
01:55:14,875 --> 01:55:15,916
He found Kavya!

1813
01:55:44,583 --> 01:55:45,625
What's going on?

1814
01:55:45,833 --> 01:55:47,125
Get inside,
the train is going to leave.

1815
01:55:47,208 --> 01:55:49,291
Let it go, you get down. Get down!

1816
01:55:49,666 --> 01:55:51,291
This is why I didn't
tell you last night!

1817
01:55:51,375 --> 01:55:53,291
I knew you'd do this drama!

1818
01:55:53,375 --> 01:55:55,083
Kavya, stop this nonsense... get down!

1819
01:55:55,375 --> 01:55:56,166
Sir is so worried!

1820
01:55:56,250 --> 01:55:57,208
Sir is worried?!

1821
01:55:57,291 --> 01:55:58,916
Do you care about him or me?!

1822
01:55:59,000 --> 01:56:01,208
Let's go from here!
We'll think of something!

1823
01:56:01,291 --> 01:56:02,333
Think of what?!

1824
01:56:02,416 --> 01:56:03,583
What will we talk about?

1825
01:56:03,666 --> 01:56:06,041
Dad will just beat
you and throw you out!

1826
01:56:06,208 --> 01:56:07,916
Then, you'll be in Delhi
and I'll be in America!

1827
01:56:08,750 --> 01:56:10,708
I will make my own life decisions!
Not you and Dad!

1828
01:56:10,791 --> 01:56:11,708
Now get in!

1829
01:56:16,083 --> 01:56:17,666
Will you be happy like this?

1830
01:56:17,750 --> 01:56:20,625
Can you live without your family?!

1831
01:56:20,708 --> 01:56:23,041
Stop the dialogues! Get in!

1832
01:56:23,625 --> 01:56:24,791
Oh, really?
- Yes!

1833
01:56:26,416 --> 01:56:27,833
Okay, your decision is final.

1834
01:56:28,625 --> 01:56:30,208
Let's run away.
To hell with the family!

1835
01:56:53,791 --> 01:56:55,208
Why did you leave empty handed?

1836
01:56:55,583 --> 01:56:58,791
You could have taken your
expensive gown with you, at least?

1837
01:57:09,125 --> 01:57:10,708
You cheap man!

1838
01:57:12,291 --> 01:57:13,250
This was your plan?!

1839
01:57:13,333 --> 01:57:15,791
Enough, sir! We didn't try to elope!

1840
01:57:16,125 --> 01:57:18,250
If we were eloping,
we'd be on the train by now!

1841
01:57:18,666 --> 01:57:21,083
Not waiting for you on the platform!

1842
01:57:33,666 --> 01:57:36,583
Come to the corner there.

1843
01:57:37,583 --> 01:57:39,541
I want to talk to you... man to man.

1844
01:58:03,333 --> 01:58:05,333
Why is he pacing like this?

1845
01:58:06,833 --> 01:58:09,000
The pressure must be getting to him...

1846
01:58:13,625 --> 01:58:16,250
Firstly, it frightens me
out of my wits when you glare.

1847
01:58:17,041 --> 01:58:20,791
I've got lots to say but,
nothing comes out in front of you.

1848
01:58:25,208 --> 01:58:26,750
But today, I need to speak.

1849
01:58:28,541 --> 01:58:32,833
I apologise for the next 5 minutes,
because you won't be Mr. Singh for me.

1850
01:58:33,875 --> 01:58:36,125
You'll be Poplu.

1851
01:58:36,916 --> 01:58:40,916
My friend, my brother... In
front of whom I can speak freely.

1852
01:58:43,708 --> 01:58:45,750
Oye, Poplu!
What's the mechanic's problem?!

1853
01:58:45,958 --> 01:58:48,375
Why is he the only
one who can't see our love?

1854
01:58:51,083 --> 01:58:54,208
Angad is a great
guy... He has a big heart!

1855
01:58:54,250 --> 01:58:55,291
Big everything!

1856
01:58:55,500 --> 01:58:56,916
He's a tree, I'm a shrub!

1857
01:58:57,000 --> 01:58:58,416
Small, insignificant...

1858
01:58:59,375 --> 01:59:02,000
But, what's the guarantee
that he'll make Kavya happy?

1859
01:59:02,083 --> 01:59:03,333
That he'll love her?

1860
01:59:04,083 --> 01:59:06,916
I have a lot of faults...
but one guarantee.

1861
01:59:07,375 --> 01:59:09,458
This shrub loves Kavya.

1862
01:59:11,000 --> 01:59:13,875
If we only have one piece of bread...

1863
01:59:14,750 --> 01:59:17,708
I'll give Kavya half and half to Dad.

1864
01:59:18,250 --> 01:59:19,875
I'll never let her sleep hungry.

1865
01:59:21,083 --> 01:59:23,583
Don't glare at me like Mr. Singh!

1866
01:59:25,791 --> 01:59:29,875
If every father insisted on
a perfect boy for their daughters...

1867
01:59:29,958 --> 01:59:32,125
even Mr. Singh would
still be a bachelor.

1868
01:59:34,625 --> 01:59:36,208
But who can explain this to him?

1869
01:59:36,583 --> 01:59:39,666
People aren't perfect...
relationships are perfect!

1870
01:59:43,250 --> 01:59:47,666
And anyone who is lewd
with Kavya will get beaten.

1871
01:59:48,666 --> 01:59:53,000
Whether there are 8 people
or 80... makes no difference.

1872
01:59:53,458 --> 01:59:57,500
In my place, Mr. Singh
would have done the same.

1873
01:59:57,833 --> 02:00:00,875
Can anyone so much
as look at his wife?

1874
02:00:02,916 --> 02:00:05,833
My brain is small,
but my heart is big.

1875
02:00:07,041 --> 02:00:10,250
If the mechanic
can understand... great.

1876
02:00:13,166 --> 02:00:17,583
And, Poplu... if anyone
so much as touches you'll...

1877
02:00:18,041 --> 02:00:21,166
I'll bury all of Ambala.

1878
02:00:21,916 --> 02:00:22,958
Jai Mata Di.

1879
02:00:31,416 --> 02:00:35,625
"You didn't do right with me"

1880
02:00:36,000 --> 02:00:39,250
"You didn't do right with me"

1881
02:00:39,333 --> 02:00:42,666
"By breaking my heart"

1882
02:00:42,750 --> 02:00:47,125
"These eyes are regretting it so much"

1883
02:00:47,208 --> 02:00:50,375
"These eyes are regretting it so much"

1884
02:00:50,458 --> 02:00:53,166
"By bonding with you"

1885
02:00:54,375 --> 02:00:58,791
"In my prayers... Oh..."

1886
02:00:58,875 --> 02:01:02,666
"Are only good wishes for you..."

1887
02:01:02,750 --> 02:01:07,041
"Listen to my proposal of adoration"

1888
02:01:07,333 --> 02:01:11,750
"l wait only for you..."

1889
02:01:11,833 --> 02:01:16,166
"You are my heart, my very being"

1890
02:01:16,250 --> 02:01:20,583
"How do I explain, my dear..."

1891
02:01:20,833 --> 02:01:22,708
"My heart is anxious without you"

1892
02:01:22,791 --> 02:01:24,625
Send the cars to the hotel!

1893
02:01:24,708 --> 02:01:26,625
Put Kavya's stuff in the car!

1894
02:01:44,458 --> 02:01:46,166
Why are you wearing this local gown?

1895
02:01:48,458 --> 02:01:49,666
Wear the designer one...

1896
02:01:51,916 --> 02:01:54,958
Since, you've been driving
everyone crazy about it for 3 months?

1897
02:01:59,541 --> 02:02:01,083
Designer didn't suit me...

1898
02:02:04,208 --> 02:02:05,708
Local is best for me.

1899
02:02:11,708 --> 02:02:13,583
When I didn't understand love...

1900
02:02:14,916 --> 02:02:17,041
...this gown meant everything to me.

1901
02:02:19,791 --> 02:02:22,208
Now, that I know love...
the gown has no value.

1902
02:02:30,916 --> 02:02:35,708
Wish I could exchange my
designer groom for a local one.

1903
02:02:43,375 --> 02:02:44,416
Hurry UP-

1904
02:02:46,000 --> 02:02:47,500
The wedding procession
is almost here.

1905
02:04:55,333 --> 02:04:56,458
Stop it, Pop-

1906
02:05:01,416 --> 02:05:02,208
Sir?!

1907
02:05:06,333 --> 02:05:11,833
If you call me Poplu again,
I'll bury you.

1908
02:05:20,791 --> 02:05:23,375
Come on. Don't be so emotional.

1909
02:05:25,791 --> 02:05:28,208
Go, live your life!

1910
02:05:36,291 --> 02:05:37,333
Go.

1911
02:06:12,625 --> 02:06:14,583
Humpty Sharma!

1912
02:06:40,375 --> 02:06:42,208
We live only once...

1913
02:06:44,750 --> 02:06:49,625
Die only once... and...

1914
02:06:51,041 --> 02:06:52,875
I forget what comes next.

1915
02:07:00,500 --> 02:07:02,416
<i>Hurry up. “WNW”-!</i>

1916
02:07:04,416 --> 02:07:05,666
I've been waiting
for you for a long time.

1917
02:07:26,958 --> 02:07:28,125
You look hot.

1918
02:07:32,833 --> 02:07:34,250
I was born hot!

1919
02:07:41,500 --> 02:07:43,666
Did you die when you
saw my Facebook status?

1920
02:07:46,791 --> 02:07:48,500
I thought... you left with that hunk.

1921
02:07:49,333 --> 02:07:50,625
Are you crazy?

1922
02:07:55,208 --> 02:07:56,541
I love you, man!

1923
02:07:57,250 --> 02:07:58,333
I love you, too.

1924
02:08:39,625 --> 02:08:43,625
"She's a small town girl"

1925
02:08:46,875 --> 02:08:50,666
"She's a small town girl"

1926
02:08:50,708 --> 02:08:54,291
"Living in her small town world"

1927
02:08:54,375 --> 02:09:00,625
"She's here to party
like there's no tomorrow"

1928
02:09:00,666 --> 02:09:08,708
"This girl parties everyday
like it's Saturday!"

1929
02:09:09,125 --> 02:09:11,458
"Saturday, Saturday!"

1930
02:09:12,416 --> 02:09:15,125
"Saturday, Saturday!"

1931
02:09:16,083 --> 02:09:18,750
"Saturday, Saturday!"

1932
02:09:19,791 --> 02:09:22,750
"Saturday, Saturday!"

1933
02:09:23,458 --> 02:09:27,041
"Oh yeah, it's Saturday night"

1934
02:09:27,083 --> 02:09:30,708
"And she's ready to party again"

1935
02:09:30,791 --> 02:09:34,708
"Dressed to the nines,
she's off to the club"

1936
02:09:34,791 --> 02:09:38,208
"She's so hot, shots on the house!"

1937
02:09:38,291 --> 02:09:42,166
"She travels in style"

1938
02:09:42,250 --> 02:09:45,916
"And parties with the best"

1939
02:09:46,000 --> 02:09:51,791
"She calls herself a student but..."

1940
02:09:52,041 --> 02:09:53,291
"l have my doubts."

1941
02:09:53,458 --> 02:09:56,666
"Boys can't figure you out"

1942
02:09:56,750 --> 02:10:00,416
"Let you dupe them everyday"

1943
02:10:00,833 --> 02:10:06,041
"Arrives in a Honda,
leaves in an Audi..."

1944
02:10:06,375 --> 02:10:08,166
"Woah, baby, she's a hottie"

1945
02:10:08,250 --> 02:10:13,916
"24 hours a day,
you've got party on your mind"

1946
02:10:15,583 --> 02:10:19,250
"24 hours a day,
you've got party on your mind"

1947
02:10:19,333 --> 02:10:22,833
"Pretty pretty girls,
you're chasing all the time"

1948
02:10:22,916 --> 02:10:26,541
"You can go have your affairs"

1949
02:10:26,625 --> 02:10:29,583
"But come back to me at night"

1950
02:10:29,666 --> 02:10:32,916
"This girl parties every
day like it's Saturday!"

1951
02:10:33,000 --> 02:10:36,583
"This girl parties every
day like it's Saturday!"

1952
02:10:36,666 --> 02:10:40,375
"This girl parties every
day like it's Saturday!"

1953
02:10:40,458 --> 02:10:44,791
"This girl parties every
day like it's Saturday!"

1954
02:10:45,208 --> 02:10:50,041
"She tells all the boys to call her"

1955
02:10:52,583 --> 02:10:55,958
"She tells all the boys to call her"

1956
02:10:56,041 --> 02:10:59,791
"While her skirts are getting shorter"

1957
02:10:59,875 --> 02:11:03,125
"She used to be a village belle"

1958
02:11:03,208 --> 02:11:06,083
"Now she's a full time city babe"

1959
02:11:06,166 --> 02:11:09,875
This girl parties every
day like it's Saturday!

1960
02:11:09,916 --> 02:11:14,291
This girl parties every
day like it's Saturday!

1961
02:11:14,708 --> 02:11:17,250
"Saturday, Saturday!"

1962
02:11:17,958 --> 02:11:20,791
"Saturday, Saturday!"

1963
02:11:21,625 --> 02:11:24,458
"Saturday, Saturday!"

1964
02:11:29,333 --> 02:11:33,500
"How do I explain to you?"

1965
02:11:34,333 --> 02:11:38,416
"How my heart is anxious without you..."

1966
02:11:39,375 --> 02:11:43,708
"How do I explain to you?"

1967
02:11:44,416 --> 02:11:49,166
"How my heart is anxious without you..."

1968
02:11:49,458 --> 02:11:54,458
"What do you know of my love?"

1969
02:11:54,541 --> 02:11:59,458
"Or of how I wait for you..."

1970
02:11:59,666 --> 02:12:04,208
"You are my heart, my very life"

1971
02:12:04,958 --> 02:12:08,666
"My very life."

1972
02:12:09,958 --> 02:12:13,875
"My very life."