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I just read
a fascinating article

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- on Amazonian frogs.
- I'll tell you what, Tom.

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You can bore us to death
with your jungle frog talk

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if no one else
has anything interesting to say.

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- Grayson?
Grayson: - Uh...

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Oh!

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You know how I call
my torso "The Truth"?

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Well, up until now, I've never
had a cool nickname for my butt.

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- No. Andy?
- My favorite thing about flowers...

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Another no.
I guess it's up to me.

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Okay, um...

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The other day at work...

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No, that's not a great story.

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Um...

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- Just say anything!
- I'm blanking!

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- Andy, try again!
- I wish unicorns would walk in and...

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- No! Grayson!
- Steel Mountains.

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That's the name of my butt.

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Horrible!

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Tom, the floor is yours.

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I don't want to really discuss
frogs in the Amazon

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without first discussing
tropical amphibia as a whole.

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Salamanders and newts...

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modern-day amphibians
take on many forms.

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[ All groan ]

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Sync and corrections by n17t01
www.addic7ed.com

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_

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Check it out.

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Who am I?

30
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- A crazy person.
- No. Look at me.

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- ? la la la la la ?
- Elton John.

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- Yes!
- Elton John?

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Why were you dribbling
two basketballs?

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N-no, playing the piano.
Duh.

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Thank you.
You're so smart.

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You're so adorable.

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You're a lucky guy.

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You two have a good day.

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Oh, thanks. You, too.

40
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Oh, I love her.
She's so sweet.

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Why does she look familiar?

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Jules, do you remember
a couple weeks ago

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when your dad confided in me
about a lady he was dating

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and we saw him at the park?

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- That's her. That's Diane.
- What?

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That's my dad's girlfriend?

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Oh, my God, she's awesome.

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I can't wait to meet her.

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Why not now?

50
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Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Down, girl.

51
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Your dad hasn't even told you
he's dating anyone, okay?

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Until he does,

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you're just gonna have
to respect his privacy, maybe.

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Give your dad a little time. Okay?
He'll tell you when he's ready.

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How about now?

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Uh, hey, hey, hey, hey!
Um, you know what, Jules?

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Why don't you come over here

58
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and tell me about
that basketball player,

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- Elton John?
- Oh.

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Hey, babe, how's it going?

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Oh, I'm slammed with orders.

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I got a smash cake
for a kid's first birthday

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and 300 cupcakes for a sorority
whose cycles have all lined up

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and they're getting ready

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for a giant,
house-wide PM dawn.

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- Ugh.
- So, pretty standard day.

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- Yeah.
- I just love these cupcakes.

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- Oh, thank you.
- Do you and the other girl bake together?

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Oh, no, babe, this is Travis.
He's a man.

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- I didn't mean him.
- It's okay.

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No, he's got a little bit
of a KD Lang thing going on.

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I think it's hot.
I get it.

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I meant the cupcake cart girl.

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Don't you sell
the same cupcakes?

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My cakes are exclusive
Laurie Keller originals.

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Anything less
is just dog crap with icing.

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- Thank you.
- Okay.

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Is there some cupcake cart girl
stealing your recipes?

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No, I have been very protective
of my creations

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ever since Snoop Dogg
stole my secret language.

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I should have never told him

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that his new album
was the shizzle.

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I just wanted
on that yacht party so bad.

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Oh, the one where Suge Knight
pushed your friend overboard?

85
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No, that was a different one.

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Hey, dad.
How you doing?

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I'm good, June-Bug.
How 'bout you?

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I'm good.

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[ Man speaking indistinctly
on television ]

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Do you think that guy on TV
has a girlfriend?

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Anderson Cooper?

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- Who's that?
- The guy on TV.

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- What about him?
- Oh, I don't know.

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- You brought it up.
- Right. I forgot.

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Do you have a girlfriend?

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What gave me away?
The cologne?

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[ Sighs ]

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I knew that last spray
was a mistake.

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So, it's true?

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I wasn't sure how
to bring it up, but... yes.

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Recently, I have been enjoying
some female company.

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Dad, that's great.
Aww!

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So, when is it?

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- What?
- Please.

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We both know that you
have already planned out

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the exact time and place
I'm gonna introduce her to you.

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Come on.
Say it.

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Dinner here tomorrow night.

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I'm making pot roast,
grilled vegetables,

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and two kinds of potatoes.

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Dinner party?
We're in.

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What can we bring?
I'm kidding.

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We're not gonna bring anything.

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Should I wear a tie?

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I'm not sitting next to Tom.

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- Second.
- Third.

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No one's coming
unless Chick says it's...

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- Fourth.
- [ Gasps ]

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Hang on... I'm trying
to find my keys

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but it's like a crime scene
in here.

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Thanks for the business!

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He's one of yours, isn't he?

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No, I've never seen
that dude before.

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Well, isn't that cupcake
from your shop?

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- Where did you get that?
- I bought it. It's mine.

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No, it's mine.

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It's my patented
double chocolate cupcake...

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the Two Fudge Two Furious.

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- Where did you get it?
- The girl with the cupcake cart.

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<i>There is some
low-rent push-cart bitch</i>

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selling Laurie Keller
originals.

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Not for long, because you and I
are gonna find her,

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track her down
in a little thing I call...

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stakeout.

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This is yours.

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Harrison Ford is so cool.

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My patient says he's great,
every bit as laid back

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as Don Cheadle
or Julia Louis-Dreyfus.

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- What?
- What?

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You just said
that Harrison Ford is...

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Why would I have
a celebrity patient?

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You sound like an idiot.
Excuse me.

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Whoa!

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[ Sighs ]

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You got a secret, Gazelian?

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Secret? Me? Tom?

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- Andy, glass.
- Ha!

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I'm the on-call doctor
for a secret celebrity

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who has a vacation home
two miles outside of Gulfhaven.

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Interesting.

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Okay, guys, I need everyone
to be on their best behavior

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when my dad gets here
with his girlfriend.

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- [ Doorbell rings ]
- Oh, that's them.

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Okay, let's make this
a great night.

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I really think my dad's
in love with Diane.

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Hi, everybody.

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This is Betty.

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- It's so nice to meet you, Di...
- Betty.

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Di-Betty, I mean,
diabetes...

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Which I hope you don't have.
I-I made pie.

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Well, no, I don't.

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So, come on in, everybody.

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Let's, uh, let's go have fun.

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I'm already having fun.

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This is great.

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I can't believe this!

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Dad is two-timing Diane
with that linky-link.

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- What's a linky-link?
- I don't know.

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I'm too angry
to think of words.

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Just calm down, okay?

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Maybe Chick was dating Diane
two weeks ago

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and then they broke up,

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and he just met Betty
in the last few days.

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Hey, Chick, um...

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so, how long you been,
uh, seeing Betty?

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Six very exciting weeks.

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- [ Clicks tongue ]
- Hmm.

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[ Distorted ]
Oh!

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[ Chuckles ]

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[ Normal voice ]
Did you see that?

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Diane does not deserve this.

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So, nobody saw that.

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Jules, I think
Diane is great, too, okay?

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And I do not like
what Chick is doing.

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But let's just keep a lid on it,
get through the night,

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and then, tomorrow, you can deal
with Chick any way you like.

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It's just so fustigating!

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Another made-up word.

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Maybe!
I'm mad!

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Whoa.

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Seriously?
[ Sighs ]

192
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So, Tom.

193
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This mystery
celebrity patient...

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- It's actually no big deal.
- I knew it.

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It's some washed-up athlete

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or the guy
that owns Papa John's.

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It's a huge star.
I'm talk...

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- Never mind.
Andy: - Hold on.

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- If you say Emma Stone, I'm gonna die!
- Shh.

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Anyone legit would have made him
sign a contract

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prohibiting him
from telling us who it is.

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Exactly.
Thank you.

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But it would not prohibit him

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from answering yes or no
if we guess.

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The thing is, I...

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[ Grunts ]
How are you doing that?!

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Here's my offer.

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We ask you
10 yes or no questions,

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you answer truthfully,
and we have one guess.

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- Sorry, I can't.
- Here's my second offer.

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I go into your house

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and burn every wig
and fur coat that you own.

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- [ Gasps ]
- Oh, yes. I know about that.

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00:08:02,209 --> 00:08:04,543
[ Sighs ]

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00:08:04,577 --> 00:08:06,812
Emma Stone!
Is it Emma Stone?!

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You have to ask
yes or no questions.

217
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You can't just blurt out
random names.

218
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Tom, is your patient
a man patient

219
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or a woman patient?

220
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Yes.

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You... Aah!

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I asked around.

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Cupcake girl comes here
every day at sunset.

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So, we just keep watch
till her cart

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comes around that corner,
then jump out like, "Freeze!

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Drop the cupcakes!

227
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I said drop the cupcakes!"

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Wow, okay.

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[ Laughing ]
Calm down.

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You are really into this.

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Well, I used to want
to be a cop.

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But they don't make
police helmets that fit my head.

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This is all really fancy.

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I mean, champagne and flowers
and chocolates.

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It's our first stakeout.

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I wanted it to be special
for you.

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I mean, it's special for me
because I'm with you

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and, I don't know, I just wanted
to make it a memorable night.

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[ Gasps ]

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O-M-gagement.

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So, we know it's a man

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who has acted in movies
and does not know karate.

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Karate acting
and non-karate acting

244
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are two different worlds.

245
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Now we know which one
to focus on.

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I saw her behind me
in the grocery line.

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And she was just so darn pretty,
I had to introduce myself.

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He was so sweet.

249
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You know, when Travis was
in third grade,

250
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he got caught copying
a friend's homework.

251
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And I told him,
"Cheating is wrong.

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It's bad to cheat.

253
00:09:51,818 --> 00:09:53,552
So, don't cheat
because cheating is bad."

254
00:09:53,586 --> 00:09:55,986
Okay.
Um, also a great story.

255
00:09:56,023 --> 00:09:57,389
Thank you, Jules.

256
00:09:57,423 --> 00:09:59,323
So, to clarify,
cheating is good?

257
00:09:59,359 --> 00:10:01,259
No, I think
we've established it's bad.

258
00:10:01,294 --> 00:10:03,028
- Very bad.
- I was a schoolteacher,

259
00:10:03,062 --> 00:10:04,962
and I once
caught a student cheating.

260
00:10:04,998 --> 00:10:06,565
- Son of a bitch.
- Jules!

261
00:10:06,600 --> 00:10:07,999
- Dad. - Cheating.
- Bad.

262
00:10:08,034 --> 00:10:10,335
- Ellie?
- Uh, anybody want some rolls?

263
00:10:10,370 --> 00:10:12,738
Yeah, I'll take one.

264
00:10:12,773 --> 00:10:15,673
Oh, look you asked for one roll
and you got two.

265
00:10:15,708 --> 00:10:18,409
- I can handle two.
- That's disgusting.

266
00:10:18,445 --> 00:10:20,312
No, it's not.
It's bread.

267
00:10:20,346 --> 00:10:21,613
Not if he's having sex with it.

268
00:10:21,648 --> 00:10:23,815
- I'm confused.
- It's not your fault.

269
00:10:23,850 --> 00:10:26,884
[ Cellphone ringing ] I-I-I'm sorry.
I forgot to turn off my ringer.

270
00:10:26,919 --> 00:10:29,354
Well, let's see
who's calling Mr. Popular.

271
00:10:29,389 --> 00:10:31,056
Hi, this is Chick's phone.

272
00:10:31,091 --> 00:10:32,490
Yeah, I'm sorry.

273
00:10:32,525 --> 00:10:34,292
You can't talk to Chick
right now

274
00:10:34,327 --> 00:10:36,061
because he's on a date
with Betty.

275
00:10:36,096 --> 00:10:38,529
Okay, I'll tell him
you said that.

276
00:10:38,565 --> 00:10:39,998
[ Cellphone beeps ]

277
00:10:40,033 --> 00:10:43,335
Well... your ear medicine's
ready at the pharmacy.

278
00:10:43,370 --> 00:10:45,504
Could someone pass
the sex rolls?

279
00:10:45,538 --> 00:10:47,072
Almost sunset.

280
00:10:47,106 --> 00:10:49,039
Almost time.

281
00:10:49,076 --> 00:10:50,642
Travis,
I-I have the feeling

282
00:10:50,677 --> 00:10:52,409
you're about to do
something big,

283
00:10:52,446 --> 00:10:54,479
but before you do,
I-I just want to say...

284
00:10:54,514 --> 00:10:55,913
Oh, someone's coming.
Let's go.

285
00:10:55,948 --> 00:10:58,082
- Travis, wait.
- It's just around the corner.

286
00:10:58,118 --> 00:11:00,018
Honey, can we please
just talk about this?

287
00:11:00,052 --> 00:11:01,418
Wh... Almost there.

288
00:11:01,455 --> 00:11:03,855
Travis, I don't want you
to propose!

289
00:11:03,890 --> 00:11:06,357
What?

290
00:11:06,393 --> 00:11:07,793
I know what this is.

291
00:11:07,827 --> 00:11:09,995
I mean, the champagne
and the flowers

292
00:11:10,029 --> 00:11:11,929
and a romantic spot at sunset.

293
00:11:11,965 --> 00:11:14,599
There is no cupcake girl.

294
00:11:14,634 --> 00:11:16,000
This is a proposal.

295
00:11:16,036 --> 00:11:17,769
I can see the ring
in your pocket,

296
00:11:17,804 --> 00:11:19,403
and I just... I'm sorry.

297
00:11:19,438 --> 00:11:21,472
I don't know how else
to say this. I'm just not ready.

298
00:11:21,508 --> 00:11:23,841
I-I don't want you
to propose.

299
00:11:34,520 --> 00:11:36,687
Oh.

300
00:11:36,722 --> 00:11:38,923
You know,

301
00:11:38,959 --> 00:11:43,894
I don't think
those are my cupcakes.

302
00:11:46,799 --> 00:11:50,134
Ellie: So we
have narrowed it down,

303
00:11:50,169 --> 00:11:54,773
and we think we know the name
of your celebrity patient.

304
00:11:54,807 --> 00:11:56,441
[ Raps table ]

305
00:11:56,475 --> 00:11:59,009
Sarah Michelle Gellar.

306
00:11:59,046 --> 00:12:01,011
- Nope.
- That's it.

307
00:12:01,048 --> 00:12:02,813
No more eating
till you tell us!

308
00:12:02,850 --> 00:12:05,783
Don't eat
all the cucumbers, please.

309
00:12:05,818 --> 00:12:08,653
You just grab the horn
and swing your leg up over.

310
00:12:08,688 --> 00:12:09,988
Would you look at this?

311
00:12:10,023 --> 00:12:11,822
He's practically screwing her
at the table.

312
00:12:11,859 --> 00:12:14,692
He's not doing anything
remotely close to that.

313
00:12:14,727 --> 00:12:16,126
Jules, listen.

314
00:12:16,163 --> 00:12:21,566
I need you... to focus on me
and stop glaring at them.

315
00:12:21,601 --> 00:12:23,735
Ah! Okay?
Tomorrow, you can go crazy.

316
00:12:23,769 --> 00:12:25,870
You can tear your dad
a new one.

317
00:12:25,905 --> 00:12:28,740
But I need you to keep a lid
on it tonight...

318
00:12:28,774 --> 00:12:31,408
For me, okay?

319
00:12:31,445 --> 00:12:33,477
Okay, I can do that.

320
00:12:33,513 --> 00:12:38,182
For tonight, for you,
I will keep a lid on it.

321
00:12:38,217 --> 00:12:41,418
[ Laughs ]
Chick, you're too much.

322
00:12:41,455 --> 00:12:43,421
Okay, that's it!

323
00:12:43,456 --> 00:12:44,990
[ Plate shatters ]

324
00:12:46,058 --> 00:12:50,662
Betty, this man is a no-good,
cheating son of a bitch.

325
00:12:50,697 --> 00:12:52,062
And the lid is off.

326
00:12:56,046 --> 00:12:58,946
That's right...
my dad is a dirty, cheating dog,

327
00:12:58,981 --> 00:13:00,148
and I think it's time
everyone knew about it.

328
00:13:00,149 --> 00:13:01,750
Jules, honey.

329
00:13:01,750 --> 00:13:03,783
Oh, there you go
with your smooth talk.

330
00:13:03,820 --> 00:13:06,187
I bet you got all kind of sweet
names for your ladies, don't you?

331
00:13:06,221 --> 00:13:07,754
Great salad.

332
00:13:07,789 --> 00:13:09,956
So, what does he call you,
Betty, hmm?

333
00:13:09,993 --> 00:13:11,125
Biscuit Buns?

334
00:13:11,159 --> 00:13:12,293
Muffin Pants?

335
00:13:12,327 --> 00:13:13,827
Doughnut Crotch?

336
00:13:13,863 --> 00:13:15,962
- Sugar Boobs?
- Okay, that's it.

337
00:13:15,999 --> 00:13:17,597
Look, um...
[ Chuckles ]

338
00:13:17,634 --> 00:13:18,865
Okay, everybody, just keep doing
what you're doing.

339
00:13:18,900 --> 00:13:20,934
Everything's fine.
I will deal with this.

340
00:13:20,970 --> 00:13:23,203
Babe, I am sorry!

341
00:13:23,239 --> 00:13:24,871
I just freaked out

342
00:13:24,907 --> 00:13:27,008
- because I thought you were gonna propose!
- Right!

343
00:13:27,043 --> 00:13:29,143
Because that would be
the worst thing in the world.

344
00:13:29,177 --> 00:13:30,845
Oh, Travis!

345
00:13:30,879 --> 00:13:32,613
<i>And I will deal with that.</i>

346
00:13:32,649 --> 00:13:35,149
Cookie Ass?
Butter Butt?

347
00:13:35,183 --> 00:13:37,283
Okay, Tom, we couldn't guess.

348
00:13:37,320 --> 00:13:39,854
We give up.
Who's your celebrity patient?

349
00:13:39,889 --> 00:13:41,187
I can't tell you.

350
00:13:41,224 --> 00:13:43,057
I gave you 10 questions
and a guess. That's it.

351
00:13:43,091 --> 00:13:45,860
- Two more questions!
- Is it Emma Stone?

352
00:13:45,894 --> 00:13:48,162
Guys, no more.
That's it.

353
00:13:48,197 --> 00:13:50,264
After all this,
your not gonna tell us?

354
00:13:50,298 --> 00:13:51,932
- Not even a hint?
- I'm afraid not.

355
00:13:51,967 --> 00:13:53,200
But... but it's not
a total loss.

356
00:13:53,235 --> 00:13:54,668
I mean,
we had a good time, right?

357
00:13:56,739 --> 00:13:59,639
Hope you enjoyed
your inside time, Tom.

358
00:13:59,676 --> 00:14:01,307
House privileges are revoked.

359
00:14:01,344 --> 00:14:03,076
That's okay.
I like the window.

360
00:14:03,111 --> 00:14:05,679
I'm... I'm still plugged in.
I can see everything.

361
00:14:05,715 --> 00:14:08,249
That's gonna make it tougher.

362
00:14:08,283 --> 00:14:11,085
Jules: Cobbler Face!
Pudding Lips!

363
00:14:11,120 --> 00:14:13,053
Okay, that's enough.

364
00:14:13,089 --> 00:14:14,989
And first of all,
Cobbler Face and Pudding Lips

365
00:14:15,024 --> 00:14:17,323
sound like something you catch
from swimming in a dirty lake.

366
00:14:17,360 --> 00:14:20,661
- And secondly, Chick can't even hear you.
- I know!

367
00:14:20,697 --> 00:14:22,296
Because his face
is being smothered

368
00:14:22,331 --> 00:14:23,697
by Betty's Sugar Boobs.

369
00:14:23,732 --> 00:14:25,231
Would you
stop saying "Sugar Boobs"?

370
00:14:25,268 --> 00:14:26,801
Now, listen, Jules.

371
00:14:26,836 --> 00:14:28,436
I brought you up here
because I wanted to stop you

372
00:14:28,471 --> 00:14:30,004
from saying something
you'd regret.

373
00:14:30,038 --> 00:14:31,672
If you want to have it out
with Chick,

374
00:14:31,707 --> 00:14:32,940
that's fine, but not like that.

375
00:14:32,975 --> 00:14:34,741
You stay put.

376
00:14:34,777 --> 00:14:35,909
<i>You stay put.</i>

377
00:14:35,945 --> 00:14:38,144
Steel Mountains.
[ Scoffs ]

378
00:14:38,181 --> 00:14:39,713
More like Furry Peaches.

379
00:14:39,749 --> 00:14:41,981
Hey, June-Bug.

380
00:14:42,018 --> 00:14:43,317
Diane is so sweet,

381
00:14:43,351 --> 00:14:45,418
and you suck
for cheating on her with Betty.

382
00:14:45,455 --> 00:14:47,153
Diane knows about Betty

383
00:14:47,190 --> 00:14:50,256
- just like Betty knows about Diane.
- What?

384
00:14:50,293 --> 00:14:52,759
Jules, when you asked me
about this,

385
00:14:52,794 --> 00:14:55,696
I told you I was enjoying
some female company.

386
00:14:55,731 --> 00:14:58,365
I didn't say I was
in a serious relationship.

387
00:14:58,400 --> 00:15:04,138
I'm just being social,
having fun.

388
00:15:04,173 --> 00:15:06,774
Does "Fun"
make you think of sex?

389
00:15:06,808 --> 00:15:08,208
Gross, dude.

390
00:15:08,244 --> 00:15:10,344
[ Laughing ]
Jules.

391
00:15:10,379 --> 00:15:12,413
No matter what age you are,

392
00:15:12,447 --> 00:15:15,115
it's always nice
to meet new people,

393
00:15:15,150 --> 00:15:17,350
go out to dinner, see a movie,

394
00:15:17,385 --> 00:15:21,020
and, yes,
sometimes to be romantic.

395
00:15:21,057 --> 00:15:23,256
I guess I never thought
about that.

396
00:15:23,292 --> 00:15:25,793
I just assumed
that women over 60 went home

397
00:15:25,827 --> 00:15:28,461
and knitted sweaters
and watched "Wheel Of Fortune."

398
00:15:28,498 --> 00:15:30,264
Not the gals
I roll around with.

399
00:15:30,298 --> 00:15:32,265
- All right.
- [ Chuckles ] Look.

400
00:15:32,301 --> 00:15:35,469
I-I'm sorry that I wasn't
more open about this.

401
00:15:35,504 --> 00:15:40,307
But when the time is right,
I would love for you

402
00:15:40,342 --> 00:15:45,846
to get to know Diane and Betty
and whoever else.

403
00:15:45,881 --> 00:15:47,347
Whoever else?

404
00:15:47,383 --> 00:15:49,048
Hey, I'm a catch.

405
00:15:49,085 --> 00:15:51,085
You certainly are.

406
00:15:51,120 --> 00:15:52,753
- So, what do you say?
- Hmm?

407
00:15:52,788 --> 00:15:56,157
You ready to go down
and properly meet Diane?

408
00:15:56,192 --> 00:15:57,490
You mean Betty?

409
00:15:57,527 --> 00:15:59,293
Shoot, you're right.

410
00:15:59,327 --> 00:16:01,528
I got to be careful about that.

411
00:16:01,563 --> 00:16:03,464
I can't believe you said that!

412
00:16:03,499 --> 00:16:05,399
I didn't mean it in a bad way!

413
00:16:05,433 --> 00:16:08,101
Whoa, easy.
What's going on?

414
00:16:08,136 --> 00:16:11,337
- She told me not to propose!
- Were you about to propose?

415
00:16:11,374 --> 00:16:13,874
No, but she basically said
she's not ready to get married.

416
00:16:13,909 --> 00:16:15,543
- Are you?
- Of course not!

417
00:16:15,577 --> 00:16:17,344
- You?
- No!

418
00:16:17,379 --> 00:16:18,879
So, you both feel the same way?

419
00:16:18,914 --> 00:16:20,014
Apparently.

420
00:16:20,048 --> 00:16:21,981
So, why are you fighting?

421
00:16:22,018 --> 00:16:24,018
- I don't actually know.
- You're both happy.

422
00:16:24,052 --> 00:16:26,187
You're on the same page.
That's a good thing.

423
00:16:26,221 --> 00:16:29,222
Okay.
I'm seeing that now.

424
00:16:29,258 --> 00:16:31,325
Well, that was easy.

425
00:16:31,360 --> 00:16:32,793
So, we're good.

426
00:16:32,828 --> 00:16:35,261
Babe, we're amazing!

427
00:16:35,298 --> 00:16:36,931
All right. Go, us!

428
00:16:36,966 --> 00:16:38,465
Yeah, we kick ass.

429
00:16:38,500 --> 00:16:41,902
Did you see that?
That was amazing.

430
00:16:41,937 --> 00:16:45,105
It sure was. I'm glad I was here
to be so amazed.

431
00:16:45,140 --> 00:16:47,908
Tom: I can't believe I'm missing
this... whatever it is.

432
00:16:47,943 --> 00:16:50,211
- What are you doing?
- Punishing Tom.

433
00:16:50,245 --> 00:16:52,812
He got us all excited about
his celebrity patient,

434
00:16:52,849 --> 00:16:54,480
and now he won't tell us
who it is

435
00:16:54,517 --> 00:16:56,115
or if they know Emma Stone.

436
00:16:56,152 --> 00:16:58,251
Do you not get
what's going on here?

437
00:16:58,287 --> 00:17:01,154
You two made a bunch of cracks about
wanting nothing to do with Tom,

438
00:17:01,190 --> 00:17:03,389
so he made up a story about
having a celebrity patient

439
00:17:03,426 --> 00:17:05,025
just to get you to talk to him.

440
00:17:05,060 --> 00:17:07,027
- He made it up?
- I can't believe he did that.

441
00:17:07,063 --> 00:17:09,963
All just to feel liked
for a night. Hmm.

442
00:17:09,999 --> 00:17:13,099
It's moving, really.
Think on it.

443
00:17:13,134 --> 00:17:14,234
Whoa!

444
00:17:14,269 --> 00:17:16,269
Oh, did you see that?

445
00:17:16,305 --> 00:17:18,005
I am on fire today.

446
00:17:18,039 --> 00:17:19,405
That was amazing.

447
00:17:19,442 --> 00:17:22,041
Tom: Man,
I missed another thing?

448
00:17:27,482 --> 00:17:29,182
Tom, get back in here.

449
00:17:29,218 --> 00:17:30,851
Moving
my punishment inside, huh?

450
00:17:30,886 --> 00:17:32,318
What do I have to do,
lick a fork

451
00:17:32,355 --> 00:17:34,087
and stick it
in an electrical outlet?

452
00:17:34,123 --> 00:17:36,589
No. We miss you.
Right, Ellie?

453
00:17:36,625 --> 00:17:38,291
[ Monotone ]
Yes.

454
00:17:38,326 --> 00:17:41,394
- You're great, and I like it when you talk.
- Really?

455
00:17:41,430 --> 00:17:44,064
W-well, in that case,
get ready to hear some cool facts

456
00:17:44,099 --> 00:17:45,900
about night blindness
and tree frogs.

457
00:17:45,934 --> 00:17:47,000
? ...to let it go ?

458
00:17:47,036 --> 00:17:48,201
Come on.

459
00:17:48,237 --> 00:17:50,136
I would never actually propose

460
00:17:50,172 --> 00:17:51,605
unless I knew the person
was gonna say yes.

461
00:17:51,641 --> 00:17:54,942
FYI...
my dream proposal,

462
00:17:54,977 --> 00:17:58,378
Taye Diggs comes
into Krazy Kakes.

463
00:17:58,413 --> 00:18:00,413
"No Diggity" starts playing
in the background.

464
00:18:00,449 --> 00:18:02,082
I ask him
what he wants to order,

465
00:18:02,117 --> 00:18:06,119
and he says,
"Your tongue in my throat."

466
00:18:06,154 --> 00:18:08,188
Uh, is the proposal part
coming?

467
00:18:08,223 --> 00:18:10,089
Just wait.
It gets super romantic, okay?

468
00:18:10,125 --> 00:18:12,226
So, yeah, like,
we do start making out

469
00:18:12,260 --> 00:18:16,630
for like 10, 15 minutes,
and it is really hot.

470
00:18:16,665 --> 00:18:19,465
But even though
it's super hot...

471
00:18:19,501 --> 00:18:21,301
[ Sighs ]

472
00:18:21,336 --> 00:18:24,003
he doesn't make me feel
the way that you do,

473
00:18:24,039 --> 00:18:26,941
and that's when I know.

474
00:18:26,976 --> 00:18:30,243
And then
he takes off his shirt,

475
00:18:30,278 --> 00:18:33,079
and he's got this
really tight tank top on,

476
00:18:33,115 --> 00:18:35,348
and it says...
"Will you marry me?

477
00:18:35,384 --> 00:18:37,951
Love, Trav."

478
00:18:37,987 --> 00:18:39,486
And I say yes.

479
00:18:41,022 --> 00:18:42,288
So, I'm not even there.

480
00:18:42,325 --> 00:18:44,424
No.

481
00:18:46,489 --> 00:18:47,594
You know what?
It doesn't matter.

482
00:18:47,630 --> 00:18:50,431
Thank you for telling me
your dream proposal.

483
00:18:50,465 --> 00:18:51,965
You're welcome.

484
00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:54,500
I figured you might need
to know it someday.

485
00:18:54,537 --> 00:18:58,238
Betty, Jules has something
to say to you.

486
00:18:58,273 --> 00:18:59,573
She's not with you, Chick.

487
00:18:59,607 --> 00:19:02,175
Crap.

488
00:19:02,211 --> 00:19:03,978
Oh.

489
00:19:04,012 --> 00:19:06,579
It's okay. It's okay.
I've got her.

490
00:19:06,615 --> 00:19:09,182
Um, she's just embarrassed
about how she acted

491
00:19:09,218 --> 00:19:11,518
and I'm gonna have to keep her
on my shoulder

492
00:19:11,554 --> 00:19:13,053
or she will probably bolt.

493
00:19:13,088 --> 00:19:15,489
Jules:
Turn me around.

494
00:19:17,492 --> 00:19:19,660
Betty, I'm so sorry.

495
00:19:19,694 --> 00:19:22,563
I do get kind of crazy
when it comes to my dad.

496
00:19:22,597 --> 00:19:24,530
And?

497
00:19:24,567 --> 00:19:26,366
I'm really glad
that you make him happy.

498
00:19:26,402 --> 00:19:28,234
And?

499
00:19:28,269 --> 00:19:31,238
And...
I hope you have good sex?

500
00:19:31,272 --> 00:19:33,240
- Ha!
- Oh, man.

501
00:19:33,275 --> 00:19:35,976
<i>My fault...
One and too many.</i>

502
00:19:36,011 --> 00:19:40,713
Yeah, and there we go.

503
00:19:40,750 --> 00:19:43,017
Is she coming back?

504
00:19:43,051 --> 00:19:45,184
Probably not.
Let's eat.

505
00:19:45,221 --> 00:19:47,221
All right.

506
00:19:47,256 --> 00:19:48,622
[ Clears throat ]

507
00:19:52,798 --> 00:19:56,499
Hey, I'm meeting
my celebrity patient for lunch,

508
00:19:56,535 --> 00:19:58,768
so let's all be cool,
like Big Tom, hmm?

509
00:19:58,804 --> 00:20:00,869
Peace out, chicas.

510
00:20:00,905 --> 00:20:03,173
[ Sighs ]

511
00:20:03,208 --> 00:20:04,641
I wonder who the celebrity is.

512
00:20:04,675 --> 00:20:07,176
No one, 'cause he made it up.

513
00:20:07,211 --> 00:20:09,546
Why don't you ease up
on the fries there?

514
00:20:09,580 --> 00:20:11,448
I know I told you
when we get older

515
00:20:11,482 --> 00:20:13,750
we'll ditch our husbands
and run away together,

516
00:20:13,785 --> 00:20:16,618
but I am not gonna do that
unless you keep your bod tight.

517
00:20:16,654 --> 00:20:18,188
[ Chuckles ]
Oh, please.

518
00:20:18,222 --> 00:20:20,390
There's not that many gals
in this town.

519
00:20:20,424 --> 00:20:21,624
I think I'll be fine.

520
00:20:23,862 --> 00:20:26,362
Holy crap.

521
00:20:26,397 --> 00:20:28,865
Hey, Tommy.

522
00:20:28,900 --> 00:20:30,834
Hi.

523
00:20:30,868 --> 00:20:32,434
I just have to say this.

524
00:20:32,471 --> 00:20:34,403
You are stunningly beautiful.

525
00:20:34,439 --> 00:20:36,472
Thank you.
So are you.

526
00:20:36,508 --> 00:20:38,741
- Thank you.
- And I love this jacket.

527
00:20:38,777 --> 00:20:39,976
It's really cute on you.

528
00:20:40,010 --> 00:20:41,510
Oh, thanks.

529
00:20:41,546 --> 00:20:43,212
So nice to meet you.

530
00:20:43,248 --> 00:20:44,580
[ Chuckles ]
You too.

531
00:20:44,615 --> 00:20:46,482
All right, that's enough.

532
00:20:46,518 --> 00:20:49,419
Yeah, you calm down
and you go have lunch with Tom.

533
00:20:49,453 --> 00:20:50,986
- Bye.
- Bye.

534
00:20:50,987 --> 00:20:52,029
Keep walking, stretch.

535
00:20:52,030 --> 00:20:53,578
This one's taken.

536
00:20:53,579 --> 00:20:54,670
Really?

537
00:20:54,671 --> 00:20:56,413
What's the big deal?
When I was younger,

538
00:20:56,414 --> 00:20:57,534
I was almost
a super-model.

539
00:20:57,535 --> 00:20:59,020
Were you two feet taller?

540
00:20:59,021 --> 00:21:01,193
I could still have
a growth spurt, you don't know.

541
00:21:01,599 --> 00:21:05,490
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