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Oh, look!

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- It's Buffy and all her friends.
- That's witty.

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Ever wonder why nobody cool
hangs out with you?

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Just thankful.

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Were you this popular at your old school
before you got kicked out?

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Careful. She might beat you up.

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Hey!

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- Buffy!
- You missed it!

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- Missed what?
- We saw the zebras mating! Very exciting!

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It was like the Heimlich with stripes!

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And I missed it. Yet somehow
I'll find the courage to live on.

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- Where were you?
- Looking at the fishes.

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- Was it cool?
- It was fishes.

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I'm feeling you're not in the field-trip spirit.

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Well, it was...

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It's nothing. We did the same zoo trip
at my old school every year.

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Same old same old.

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This isn'tjust about looking at some animals.
This is about not being in class.

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You're right. Suddenly the animals
look shiny and new.

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Gotta have perspective.

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Lance!

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- How's it going?
- Hey, Kyle.

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So, is this like a, uh, family reunion?

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- No.
- I think it's a family reunion. It's so

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touching. Doesn't anybody have a camera?

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Does your mom pick out your lice,
or can you do that yourself now?

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Quit it.

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Hey! Guys, come on!

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- It's got my notes in there!
- What's going on here?

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I've had it up to here with you four.

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- What are you doing?
- Nothing.

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Did I ask you to speak?

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OK, I guess I did.
But I want the truth. Lance?

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They weren't doing anything.

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Really. We were just playing around.

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All right.

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I'll be watching you.

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You

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came through big time.

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Way to go, Lance!

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He's been looking for a reason
to come down on us.

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- It's OK.
- Let's check out the hyena house.

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- But I think it's off limits.
- And therein, my friend, lies the fun.

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What are Kyle and his buds
doing with Lance?

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Playing with him as a cat plays with a mouse.

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- What is it with them?
- They're obnoxious. Professionally.

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Every school has 'em.

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You start a new school, you get your desks,
some blackboards and some mean kids.

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- I'd better track Lance...
- I'll handle it.

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This job doesn't require actual slaying.

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You don't think we should follow?

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Kyle and those guys are jerks,
but they're all talk.

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- Mostly.
- Why don't we...?

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Yeah, why don't we.

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Hold it, hold it.
Are you blind orjust illiterate?

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- Hyenas are quick to prey on the weak.
- We were just...

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You're not going in.
Anyone that does is in a world of trouble.

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No. No one's going in there.

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Why is it off limits?

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It's a quarantine. These hyenas
just came in from Africa, so keep out.

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- Even if they call your name.
- What are you talking about?

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A Masai tribesman told me that hyenas
are able to understand human speech.

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They follow humans around by day,
learning their names.

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At night, when the campfire dies,
they call out to a person.

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And once they separate

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the pack devours them.

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Cool!

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I don't see any hyenas.

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OK. Now we've seen it.

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- It looks cute.
- I think it looks hungry.

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- Come on, Spot! Suppertime!
- Stop... Guys...

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Stop! It's not funny!

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Stop it! It's not funny!

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- Pick on someone your own species.
- Are you gonna get in my face?

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I thought Xander would be here by now.

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That'd make him on time.
We couldn't have that.

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Did he seem upset at all
on the bus back from the zoo?

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About what?

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I don't know. He was quiet.

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I didn't notice anything.

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But then again, I'm not as hyper-aware
of him as, say, for example, you.

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Hyper-aware?

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I'm not constantly monitoring his health,
his moods, his blood pressure.

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130 over 80.

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You got it bad, girl.

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He makes my head go tingly.
You know what I mean?

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- I dimly recall.
- But it hasn't happened to you lately?

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Not of late.

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Not even for a dangerous
and mysterious older man

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whose leatherjacket you're wearing?

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- It goes with the shoes.
- Come on!

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Angel pushes your buttons.
You know he does.

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I suppose some girls
might find him good-Iooking.

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If they have eyes.
All right, he's a honey, but

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it's just he's never around, and,

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when he is, all he wants to do
is talk about vampires and I...

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- I can't have a relationship...
- There he is!

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- Angel?
- Xander.

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- Girls!
- Boy!

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Sorry I'm late. I just forgot
that we were gonna be here.

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- Hungry!
- Still want help with geometry tomorrow?

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We can work after class.

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Yeah. What is this crap?

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- Well, it was my buttery croissant.
- Man, I need some food. Birds live on this.

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What?

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- What's up with you?
- Is something wrong?

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- Did I do something?
- What could you possibly do?

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That's crazy talk. I'm just... restless.

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- Well, we could go to the ice-cream place.
- I like it here.

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- OK, now what?
- You took a bath.

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Yeah. I often do. I'm actually known for it.

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That's OK.

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And the weird-behaviour award goes to...?

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Oh, great! It's the winged monkeys.

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You know, I don't understand
why you're sitting at our table.

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Shouldn't you be hovering over the football
stadium with Goodyear written on you?

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The kid's fat!

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Right! That's enough training for one day.

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That last round was sloppy.
Want to do it again?

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No! No, no, that's fine.

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You just run along to class.

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While I wait for the feeling
to return to my arms.

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Oh, my God!

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Look out!

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Stop! Whoa! Get it! Get it!

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Lordy, Herbert!
Gave Mr Flutie quite a scare, didn't he?

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Students, I'd like you all to meet Herbert,

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our new mascot
for the Sunnydale High Razorbacks!

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- He's so cute!
- He's not cute! No! He's a fierce razorback!

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- He doesn't look mean, Mr Flutie.
- He's mean. He's ready for action, see?

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Here are the tusks... A scary razorback.

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You're right. He's a fine mascot
and will engender school spirit.

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He'd better. Costs a fortune to feed him.
All right, let's get you back into your cage.

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This way.

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- I'm not getting this.
- It's simple, really.

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The bisector of a vertex

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is the line that divides the angle
at that vertex into two equal parts.

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It's a big blur, these numbers and angles.

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It's the same stuff from last week.

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- Why do I need to learn this?
- Because otherwise you'll flunk math.

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Explain why that's bad.

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You fail math, you flunk out of school,

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you end up being the guy
at the pizza place that says:

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"Hey, kids, where's
the cool parties this weekend?"

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We've been through this.
Do you have a headache?

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Yeah. And I think I know what's causing it.

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Ah! That's better.
It goes right to the source of the pain.

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- Xander...
- Forget it, OK? I don't get it. I won't ever.

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I don't care!

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We can finish this another time.

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See, the problem is you kids today
have no school spirit.

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Hold on. Let me get his outfit off.

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Today it's all gangs and drugs and
those movies on Showtime with the nudity.

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I don't have cable. I heard.

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At your age, we cared about the school's
reputation and the football team.

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Of course, when I was your age,

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I had old guys saying how much better
things were when they were my age.

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Yeah.

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All right... it's raining.

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All regular gym classes
have been postponed.

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So you know what that means.

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Dodge ball.

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For those of you that may have forgotten,
the rules are as follows:

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You dodge.

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- Here we go!
- On your guards!

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God, this game is brutal.

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I love it!

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Xander?

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What's wrong with you?

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I guess you've noticed
I've been different lately.

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- Yes.
- I think I'm...

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I think it's because my feelings for you
have been changing.

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And we've been friends
for such a long time

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that I feel like I need to tell you something.

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I've, um...

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I've decided to drop geometry. So I won't
be needing your math help any more.

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Which means I won't have to look
at your pasty face again.

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Are you gonna say something to me?

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- Dogs.
- Where?

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That's no way to play lead guitar!
That's hunt and peck.

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It's not!

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You heard Wretched Refuse play.
What do you think of the lead?

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Hey!

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- What are you...?
- Shut up.

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You're sharing.

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Friends like to share.

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- Good?
- It's too well done.

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Hey! That is not cool.

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Hey!

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Let's do lunch.

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I've known him my whole life, Buffy.

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We haven't always been close,
but he's never...

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I think something's wrong with him.

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Or maybe there's something wrong with me.

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What are you talking about?

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Come on. He's not picking on you.
He's just sniffing you a lot.

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I don't know.
Maybe three isn't company any more.

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You think this has something to do with me?

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Of course.

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No. That doesn't explain why
he's hanging out with the Dode Patrol.

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Something's going on. Something weird.

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What are you gonna do?

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Talk to the expert on weird.

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Xander's teasing the less fortunate?

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There's a noticeable change
in clothing and demeanour?

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Yes.

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All his spare time is spent
lounging about with imbeciles?

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- It's bad, isn't it?
- It's devastating.

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He's turned into a 16-year-old boy.
You'll have to kill him.

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- Giles, I'm serious!
- So am I!

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Except for the part about killing him.

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Testosterone is a great equaliser.
Turns all men into morons. He'll get over it.

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I cannot believe
that you are trying to Scully me!

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There is something supernatural at work
here. Get your books! Look stuff up!

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Look under what?

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I don't know. That's your department.

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The evidence you have is sketchy at best.

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He scared the pig.

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- Well, he did.
- Buffy, boys can be cruel.

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They tease. They prey on the weak.
It's a natural teen behaviour pattern.

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What did you just say?

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Um... they tease.

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They prey on the weak.
I've heard that somewhere before...

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Xander has been acting totally wiggy
since we went to the zoo.

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Him and Kyle went into the hyena cage.

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Oh, God, that laugh.

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- You're saying Xander's becoming a hyena?
- I don't know.

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Or been possessed by one?
Not just Xander. All of them.

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- Well, I've certainly never heard of...
- Herbert! They've found him!

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The pig?

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Dead. And also eaten.

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- Principal Flutie's freaking out.
- Testosterone, huh?

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What are you gonna do?

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Get my books.

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Look stuff up.

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You four!

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- What?
- Oh, don't think I don't know.

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Three kids saw you outside Herbert's room.
You're busted. Yeah. You're going down.

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- How is Herbert?
- Crunchy!

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That's it! My office! Right now!

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Now!

243
00:21:47,172 --> 00:21:51,643
You'll have so much detention, your
grandchildren will be staying after school!

244
00:21:51,732 --> 00:21:55,202
Wow! Apparently, Noah rejected
the hyenas from the Ark

245
00:21:55,292 --> 00:21:59,126
cos he thought they were an evil,
impure mixture of dogs and cats.

246
00:21:59,212 --> 00:22:01,203
Hyenas aren't well liked.

247
00:22:01,292 --> 00:22:04,523
They do seem to be the schmoes
of the animal kingdom.

248
00:22:04,612 --> 00:22:08,571
Why couldn't Xander be possessed
by a puppy or some ducks?

249
00:22:08,652 --> 00:22:11,769
- Assuming "possession" is the right word.
- I'll say it is.

250
00:22:11,852 --> 00:22:16,801
The Masai of the Serengeti have spoken
of animal possession for generations.

251
00:22:16,892 --> 00:22:19,167
- I should've remembered.
- How does it work?

252
00:22:19,252 --> 00:22:22,210
There's a sect of animal worshippers
known as primals.

253
00:22:22,292 --> 00:22:26,524
They believe that humanity
consciousness the soul

254
00:22:26,612 --> 00:22:29,285
is a perversion, a dilution of spirit.

255
00:22:29,372 --> 00:22:31,442
To them the animal state is holy.

256
00:22:31,532 --> 00:22:34,524
They're able,
through transpossession, to

257
00:22:34,612 --> 00:22:37,490
draw the spirit of certain animals
into themselves.

258
00:22:37,572 --> 00:22:39,483
Then they act like hyenas?

259
00:22:39,572 --> 00:22:44,600
Only the most predatory of animals are of
interest to primals. So, yes, that would fit.

260
00:22:44,692 --> 00:22:48,287
So, what happens to the person
once the spirit's in them?

261
00:22:48,372 --> 00:22:50,761
If it goes unchecked?

262
00:22:55,172 --> 00:22:57,561
I gotta find Xander.

263
00:23:26,372 --> 00:23:28,363
They are strong.

264
00:23:44,452 --> 00:23:46,044
Xander!

265
00:23:50,532 --> 00:23:53,046
This is ridiculous. We need to talk.

266
00:23:56,892 --> 00:23:58,848
I've been waiting for you to jump my bones!

267
00:23:58,932 --> 00:24:04,165
I have seen some sick things
in my life, believe me!

268
00:24:04,252 --> 00:24:06,607
But this is beyond the pale!

269
00:24:07,132 --> 00:24:10,602
What is it with you people? Is it drugs?

270
00:24:11,292 --> 00:24:15,843
How could you? A poor, defenceless pig!

271
00:24:16,332 --> 00:24:18,448
What are you doing?

272
00:24:22,052 --> 00:24:24,850
- Get off of me!
- Is that what you really want?

273
00:24:25,932 --> 00:24:29,447
We both know what you really want.
You want danger, don't ya?

274
00:24:29,532 --> 00:24:32,205
- You like your men dangerous.
- You're in trouble.

275
00:24:32,292 --> 00:24:34,852
You are infected with some hyena thing.

276
00:24:34,932 --> 00:24:39,164
Dangerous and mean, right?
Like Angel, your mystery guy.

277
00:24:39,892 --> 00:24:41,291
Well, guess who just got mean.

278
00:24:41,692 --> 00:24:45,810
Now stop that! You're only gonna
make things worse for yourselves.

279
00:24:46,732 --> 00:24:52,443
I am gonna call your parents,
and they're gonna take you all home.

280
00:24:58,052 --> 00:24:59,451
Thank you.

281
00:25:02,812 --> 00:25:03,881
I'm sorry.

282
00:25:04,612 --> 00:25:06,125
That is it!

283
00:25:08,572 --> 00:25:11,644
Do you know how long I've waited

284
00:25:11,732 --> 00:25:15,281
until you'd stop pretending
that we aren't attracted...

285
00:25:19,612 --> 00:25:22,922
Until Willow stops kidding herself

286
00:25:23,612 --> 00:25:26,570
that I could settle with anyone but you

287
00:25:26,652 --> 00:25:28,370
Xander, I don't wanna hurt you.

288
00:25:30,492 --> 00:25:32,369
Now do you wanna hurt me?

289
00:25:32,892 --> 00:25:36,407
Come on, Slayer. I like it when you're scared.

290
00:25:37,212 --> 00:25:40,045
The more I scare you... the better you smell.

291
00:25:42,692 --> 00:25:46,526
You're about this close to expulsion, people!

292
00:25:46,892 --> 00:25:51,329
But I'm willing to talk to the school
counsellor and we can discuss options.

293
00:25:51,412 --> 00:25:53,801
Get down from there this instant!

294
00:25:54,372 --> 00:25:55,600
Ow!

295
00:25:58,252 --> 00:25:59,765
Are you insane?!

296
00:26:25,172 --> 00:26:27,766
Hurry up! We've got to lock him up
before he comes to.

297
00:26:27,852 --> 00:26:30,446
- Oh, my God! What happened?
- I hit him.

298
00:26:30,532 --> 00:26:32,523
- With what?
- A desk.

299
00:26:32,612 --> 00:26:37,208
- He tried his hand at felony sexual assault.
- Buffy, the hyena in him didn't...

300
00:26:37,292 --> 00:26:39,169
No.

301
00:26:39,252 --> 00:26:42,130
No. But in his animal state,
his idea of wooing

302
00:26:42,212 --> 00:26:46,000
doesn't involve a Yanni CD
and a bottle of Chianti.

303
00:26:46,092 --> 00:26:50,404
- There. That oughta hold him. Where's Giles?
- At some teachers' meeting.

304
00:26:50,492 --> 00:26:53,370
What are we gonna do?
How do we get Xander back?

305
00:26:53,452 --> 00:26:56,285
I'm more worried about
what the rest of the pack are up to.

306
00:26:56,372 --> 00:27:01,366
The rest of the pack was spotted
outside Herbert the mascot's cage.

307
00:27:01,452 --> 00:27:05,001
- They were sent to the principal's office.
- Good. That'll show 'em.

308
00:27:07,212 --> 00:27:10,045
Did it show 'em?

309
00:27:10,532 --> 00:27:12,727
They didn't hurt him, did they?

310
00:27:12,812 --> 00:27:15,645
They, uh... ate him.

311
00:27:20,652 --> 00:27:23,120
They ate Principal Flutie?

312
00:27:23,212 --> 00:27:24,770
Ate him up?

313
00:27:25,452 --> 00:27:31,641
The, uh, official theory is that wild dogs
got into his office somehow.

314
00:27:32,052 --> 00:27:34,043
There was no one at the scene.

315
00:27:34,452 --> 00:27:38,411
But Xander didn't. He was with you.

316
00:27:39,372 --> 00:27:41,647
Oh, well, that's a small mercy.

317
00:27:41,732 --> 00:27:44,849
How do we stop this?
How do you transpossess someone?

318
00:27:44,932 --> 00:27:47,287
I'm afraid I don't have all the pieces.

319
00:27:47,372 --> 00:27:50,808
Accounts of the primals and
their methods are thin on the ground.

320
00:27:50,892 --> 00:27:56,046
There is some talk of a predatory act,
but the exact ritual is, um...

321
00:27:58,452 --> 00:28:04,448
The Malleus Maleficarum deals in the
particulars of demonic possession, which

322
00:28:04,772 --> 00:28:06,763
may apply.

323
00:28:08,612 --> 00:28:11,968
Yes. One should be able
to transfer the spirits to another human.

324
00:28:12,052 --> 00:28:14,646
Oh, that's great! Any volunteers?

325
00:28:14,732 --> 00:28:15,881
Oh. Good point.

326
00:28:15,972 --> 00:28:18,805
What we need to do
is put the hyena back in the hyena.

327
00:28:18,892 --> 00:28:21,964
- Until we know more...
- Bet that zookeeper could help.

328
00:28:22,052 --> 00:28:26,091
Maybe he didn't quarantine them
because they were sick.

329
00:28:26,172 --> 00:28:28,208
- We should talk to him.
- OK.

330
00:28:28,292 --> 00:28:31,648
- Oh, wait! Somebody's gotta watch Xander.
- I will.

331
00:28:31,732 --> 00:28:35,645
- Well, are you sure? If he wakes up...
- I'll be all right. Go.

332
00:28:36,532 --> 00:28:38,523
Come on.

333
00:29:44,052 --> 00:29:45,246
Willow.

334
00:29:47,452 --> 00:29:48,851
How are you feeling?

335
00:29:50,052 --> 00:29:52,646
Like somebody hit me with a desk.

336
00:29:53,652 --> 00:29:57,531
- What am I doing here?
- You're resting.

337
00:29:58,692 --> 00:30:01,286
You guys got me locked up now.

338
00:30:01,372 --> 00:30:03,681
Cos you're sick. Buffy said.

339
00:30:03,772 --> 00:30:08,766
Oh, yeah. Buffy and her all-purpose solution.
Punch 'em out, knock 'em down.

340
00:30:08,852 --> 00:30:10,888
What would she do to somebody really sick?

341
00:30:10,972 --> 00:30:13,884
That's not fair!
Buffy's saved both of our lives.

342
00:30:13,972 --> 00:30:17,726
Before she came, our lives didn't
need that much saving, did they?

343
00:30:17,812 --> 00:30:22,203
Weren't things a lot simpler
when it was just you and me?

344
00:30:23,372 --> 00:30:26,808
- Maybe.
- When we were alone together.

345
00:30:26,892 --> 00:30:30,931
I know there's something wrong with me.
I think it's getting worse.

346
00:30:31,012 --> 00:30:36,211
But I can't stand around waiting for Buffy
to decide it's time to punch me out again.

347
00:30:36,292 --> 00:30:39,568
Look, I want you to help me. I want you.

348
00:30:40,372 --> 00:30:44,365
- I am helping you.
- You're doing what you're told.

349
00:30:45,732 --> 00:30:49,725
Buffy's trying to help you, too.
You know that.

350
00:30:49,812 --> 00:30:52,042
- Or Xander does.
- Yeah.

351
00:30:52,132 --> 00:30:56,648
Buffy's so selfless. Always thinking of us.

352
00:30:56,732 --> 00:30:59,690
If I'm so dangerous,
how come she left you alone with me?

353
00:30:59,772 --> 00:31:01,603
- I told her to.
- Why?

354
00:31:01,692 --> 00:31:04,843
Cos I know you better than she does.

355
00:31:04,932 --> 00:31:09,562
And I wanted to be here to see if
you were still you.

356
00:31:10,572 --> 00:31:12,528
You know I am.

357
00:31:12,612 --> 00:31:14,125
Look at me.

358
00:31:18,572 --> 00:31:20,608
Look.

359
00:31:20,692 --> 00:31:22,683
Xander...

360
00:31:25,052 --> 00:31:26,531
Now I know.

361
00:31:26,612 --> 00:31:29,524
Let me out! Let me out!

362
00:31:29,612 --> 00:31:31,921
The students have been possessed?

363
00:31:32,012 --> 00:31:34,048
- Yes.
- Are you sure?

364
00:31:34,132 --> 00:31:38,205
- We're really, really sure.
- You don't seem that surprised by this.

365
00:31:38,292 --> 00:31:42,410
They were imported from Africa.
They were strange from day one.

366
00:31:42,492 --> 00:31:46,371
I did some homework.
That particular breed is very rare.

367
00:31:46,452 --> 00:31:50,684
Totally vicious. Historically,
they were worshipped by these guys.

368
00:31:50,772 --> 00:31:53,240
- Primals.
- Yeah. Creepy guys.

369
00:31:53,332 --> 00:31:56,529
They had rituals
for taking the hyena spirits, but

370
00:31:56,612 --> 00:31:59,126
I don't see how that happened to your kids.

371
00:31:59,212 --> 00:32:03,285
We don't know how the ritual works.
Only that it involves, uh,

372
00:32:03,372 --> 00:32:07,365
- a predatory act and some symbol.
- Predatory act?

373
00:32:07,452 --> 00:32:10,569
Of course. That makes sense.
Where did you read that?

374
00:32:10,652 --> 00:32:13,644
- Sherman Jeffries' work on cults and...
- Boys?

375
00:32:14,452 --> 00:32:16,283
- Sorry.
- Look. Look...

376
00:32:16,372 --> 00:32:21,765
We may have enough information so that
we could pull off a reverse transpossession.

377
00:32:22,492 --> 00:32:23,368
What do we do?

378
00:32:23,452 --> 00:32:26,683
Get those possessed students
to the hyena cage right away.

379
00:32:26,772 --> 00:32:30,924
- I'll meet you there. We'll begin the rituals.
- We can guarantee you one,

380
00:32:31,012 --> 00:32:34,687
- but four more are missing.
- Don't worry about that.

381
00:32:34,772 --> 00:32:40,005
After hyenas feed and rest, they will track
the missing member until they find him.

382
00:32:40,092 --> 00:32:42,686
They should come right to you.

383
00:32:44,052 --> 00:32:45,041
Willow!

384
00:32:51,812 --> 00:32:52,961
Willow!

385
00:32:53,052 --> 00:32:55,441
I'm not listening.

386
00:33:07,572 --> 00:33:10,211
Willow

387
00:33:13,052 --> 00:33:15,441
Willow

388
00:33:15,892 --> 00:33:18,281
Xander shut up!

389
00:33:18,372 --> 00:33:20,932
Willow!

390
00:35:11,412 --> 00:35:13,050
Run!

391
00:35:25,652 --> 00:35:28,724
- I think they're going.
- They could be faking it.

392
00:35:28,812 --> 00:35:30,928
No, they're looking for somebody weak.

393
00:35:31,012 --> 00:35:33,651
I didn't know they'd come after Xander.

394
00:35:34,172 --> 00:35:38,563
- We must lead them back to the zoo.
- And before their next meal.

395
00:35:38,652 --> 00:35:41,212
Individually they're as strong as you.
As a group...

396
00:35:41,292 --> 00:35:45,763
They're tough. But they're getting stupider.
Go to the zoo and I'll bring them to you.

397
00:35:47,852 --> 00:35:52,243
I didn't say she looks better than you.
I said she looks better.

398
00:35:53,052 --> 00:35:58,365
I heard what I heard. Joey, chew.
You have to chew or you'll choke.

399
00:36:02,692 --> 00:36:06,367
I don't see why we have to have
this conversation every time we see them.

400
00:36:06,852 --> 00:36:08,843
I didn't start it.

401
00:36:09,692 --> 00:36:11,091
Damn!

402
00:36:11,452 --> 00:36:13,920
- Where are the keys?
- Huh?

403
00:36:14,932 --> 00:36:17,571
Joey!

404
00:36:17,652 --> 00:36:19,244
Joey!

405
00:36:20,052 --> 00:36:21,644
Joey

406
00:36:24,772 --> 00:36:26,649
Get out!

407
00:36:28,852 --> 00:36:31,446
What's going on?
Hey, get off! Get off!

408
00:36:36,772 --> 00:36:38,524
Joey! Joey!

409
00:36:39,012 --> 00:36:40,240
Joey!

410
00:36:48,612 --> 00:36:49,727
Joey!

411
00:36:50,852 --> 00:36:53,366
Didn't your mom teach you?

412
00:36:53,572 --> 00:36:55,802
Don't play with your food.

413
00:37:01,892 --> 00:37:05,521
Come on. You know what you want.

414
00:37:17,012 --> 00:37:19,367
The pathway to the hyena house.

415
00:37:19,692 --> 00:37:22,764
- Where's the zookeeper?
- He must be inside.

416
00:37:22,852 --> 00:37:28,245
I'll go in and prepare things. You just...
warn us when Buffy and the others approach.

417
00:37:52,652 --> 00:37:54,244
Doctor?

418
00:37:54,932 --> 00:37:57,651
Uh... zookeeper?

419
00:38:00,772 --> 00:38:06,130
Oh, of course. The, uh...
Masai ceremonial garb. Yes. Very good.

420
00:38:06,292 --> 00:38:10,001
Are you, uh, otherwise prepared
for the transpossession?

421
00:38:10,532 --> 00:38:12,045
Almost.

422
00:38:13,452 --> 00:38:17,570
Oh, right. The, uh sacred circle.

423
00:38:17,652 --> 00:38:20,120
Yes, you'd need that to, um...

424
00:38:20,652 --> 00:38:24,440
But this would be here
when the children first came.

425
00:38:25,532 --> 00:38:27,523
Why would you?

426
00:38:32,052 --> 00:38:33,963
How terribly frustrating for you,

427
00:38:34,052 --> 00:38:37,681
that schoolchildren could accomplish
what you could not.

428
00:38:37,772 --> 00:38:40,047
It bothered me.

429
00:38:40,132 --> 00:38:43,124
But the power will be mine.

430
00:39:11,532 --> 00:39:13,443
They're almost here! Giles! Giles!

431
00:39:14,372 --> 00:39:16,727
Where are the hyenas
for the transpossession?

432
00:39:16,812 --> 00:39:20,964
Right here in the feeding area.
Stay back. They haven't been fed.

433
00:39:21,052 --> 00:39:24,044
- Where's Giles?
- He's... laying in wait.

434
00:39:24,332 --> 00:39:27,210
They're almost here!
Shouldn't you bring the hyenas out?

435
00:39:27,292 --> 00:39:30,648
When the time is right.
I'm gonna need your help.

436
00:39:34,052 --> 00:39:35,883
They're right behind me!

437
00:39:35,972 --> 00:39:37,963
That's Buffy. Get ready!

438
00:39:38,692 --> 00:39:41,365
- Here.
- What is this?

439
00:39:41,452 --> 00:39:43,283
A predatory act, remember?

440
00:39:43,372 --> 00:39:47,160
Uh, right.
You'll pretend to slash my throat and

441
00:39:47,252 --> 00:39:51,325
- and put the evil in the hyenas?
- Something like that.

442
00:39:52,852 --> 00:39:55,525
Buffy, it's a trap!

443
00:40:12,052 --> 00:40:13,610
Willow!

444
00:40:50,852 --> 00:40:53,286
Uh... did I miss anything?

445
00:40:55,692 --> 00:40:59,128
The vice principal's taking over
till they find a replacement.

446
00:40:59,212 --> 00:41:03,125
Shouldn't be too hard. Unless they ask
what happened to the last one.

447
00:41:03,212 --> 00:41:05,851
- I had nothing to do with that, right?
- Right.

448
00:41:05,932 --> 00:41:08,127
- You only ate the pig.
- I ate a pig?

449
00:41:08,212 --> 00:41:10,487
Was he cooked and called bacon, or...

450
00:41:10,572 --> 00:41:12,563
Oh, my God! I ate a pig?

451
00:41:12,652 --> 00:41:16,770
- The whole trichinosis issue aside yuck!
- It wasn't really you.

452
00:41:16,852 --> 00:41:20,049
Well, I remember the field trip
and the hyena house.

453
00:41:20,132 --> 00:41:23,442
And next thing, some guy's
holding Willow with a knife.

454
00:41:23,532 --> 00:41:27,207
- You saved my life.
- Hey, nobody messes with my Willow.

455
00:41:30,492 --> 00:41:35,202
This is definitely the superior Xander.
Accept no substitutes.

456
00:41:35,292 --> 00:41:39,763
I didn't do anything else, did l,
around you guys? Anything embarrassing?

457
00:41:41,452 --> 00:41:42,521
Nah!

458
00:41:42,612 --> 00:41:44,125
Not at all.

459
00:41:44,212 --> 00:41:46,567
- We're gonna be late.
- See you at lunch.

460
00:41:46,652 --> 00:41:47,641
Cool!

461
00:41:47,732 --> 00:41:50,246
Oh, hey, going vegetarian, huh?

462
00:41:53,932 --> 00:41:56,162
I've been reading up on animal possession.

463
00:41:56,252 --> 00:42:00,643
I cannot find anything anywhere
about memory loss afterwards.

464
00:42:01,812 --> 00:42:05,407
- Did you tell them that?
- Your secret dies with me.

465
00:42:06,652 --> 00:42:10,042
Shoot me, stuff me, mount me.

466
00:42:46,372 --> 00:42:47,691
Visiontext subtitles: Claire Bates

467
00:42:54,532 --> 00:42:56,568
Urgh! Argh!

468
00:43:00,772 --> 00:43:02,364
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469
00:43:03,305 --> 00:43:09,886
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