1 00:00:12,105 --> 00:00:13,220 Oh, look! 2 00:00:13,305 --> 00:00:16,616 - It's Buffy and all her friends. - That's witty. 3 00:00:16,705 --> 00:00:19,857 Ever wonder why nobody cool hangs out with you? 4 00:00:19,945 --> 00:00:20,980 Just thankful. 5 00:00:21,065 --> 00:00:24,615 Were you this popular at your old school before you got kicked out? 6 00:00:26,025 --> 00:00:28,744 Careful. She might beat you up. 7 00:00:37,385 --> 00:00:38,375 Hey! 8 00:00:38,465 --> 00:00:40,138 - Buffy! - You missed it! 9 00:00:40,225 --> 00:00:43,900 - Missed what? - We saw the zebras mating! Very exciting! 10 00:00:43,985 --> 00:00:46,215 It was like the Heimlich with stripes! 11 00:00:46,305 --> 00:00:50,185 And I missed it. Yet somehow I'll find the courage to live on. 12 00:00:50,265 --> 00:00:52,461 - Where were you? - Looking at the fishes. 13 00:00:52,545 --> 00:00:55,139 - Was it cool? - It was fishes. 14 00:00:55,225 --> 00:00:58,297 I'm feeling you're not in the field-trip spirit. 15 00:00:58,385 --> 00:00:59,534 Well, it was... 16 00:00:59,745 --> 00:01:03,739 It's nothing. We did the same zoo trip at my old school every year. 17 00:01:03,825 --> 00:01:04,895 Same old same old. 18 00:01:04,985 --> 00:01:09,695 This isn’t just about looking at some animals. This is about not being in class. 19 00:01:10,145 --> 00:01:13,376 You're right. Suddenly the animals look shiny and new. 20 00:01:13,465 --> 00:01:15,661 Gotta have perspective. 21 00:01:21,145 --> 00:01:22,260 Lance! 22 00:01:23,145 --> 00:01:26,217 - How's it going? - Hey, Kyle. 23 00:01:26,305 --> 00:01:29,184 So, is this like a, uh, family reunion? 24 00:01:29,625 --> 00:01:33,016 - No. - I think it's a family reunion. It's so 25 00:01:33,545 --> 00:01:36,583 touching. Doesn't anybody have a camera? 26 00:01:36,665 --> 00:01:40,545 Does your mom pick out your lice, or can you do that yourself now? 27 00:01:40,625 --> 00:01:41,615 Quit it. 28 00:01:41,785 --> 00:01:43,458 Hey! Guys, come on! 29 00:01:43,545 --> 00:01:47,379 - It's got my notes in there! - What's going on here? 30 00:01:47,465 --> 00:01:49,695 I've had it up to here with you four. 31 00:01:49,785 --> 00:01:52,504 - What are you doing? - Nothing. 32 00:01:52,585 --> 00:01:54,576 Did I ask you to speak? 33 00:01:54,665 --> 00:01:57,783 OK, I guess I did. But I want the truth. Lance? 34 00:02:00,545 --> 00:02:03,458 They weren't doing anything. 35 00:02:03,545 --> 00:02:06,458 Really. We were just playing around. 36 00:02:06,785 --> 00:02:08,662 All right. 37 00:02:10,865 --> 00:02:13,254 I'll be watching you. 38 00:02:17,145 --> 00:02:19,261 You 39 00:02:20,145 --> 00:02:21,544 came through big time. 40 00:02:21,625 --> 00:02:23,616 Way to go, Lance! 41 00:02:23,705 --> 00:02:26,379 He's been looking for a reason to come down on us. 42 00:02:26,465 --> 00:02:29,184 - It's OK. - Let's check out the hyena house. 43 00:02:29,265 --> 00:02:33,543 - But I think it's off limits. - And therein, my friend, lies the fun. 44 00:02:47,145 --> 00:02:50,137 What are Kyle and his buds doing with Lance? 45 00:02:50,225 --> 00:02:52,865 Playing with him as a cat plays with a mouse. 46 00:02:52,945 --> 00:02:56,540 - What is it with them? - They're obnoxious. Professionally. 47 00:02:56,625 --> 00:02:57,774 Every school has 'em. 48 00:02:57,865 --> 00:03:02,223 You start a new school, you get your desks, some blackboards and some mean kids. 49 00:03:02,305 --> 00:03:04,865 - I'd better track Lance... - I'll handle it. 50 00:03:04,945 --> 00:03:07,744 This job doesn't require actual slaying. 51 00:03:10,905 --> 00:03:12,816 You don't think we should follow? 52 00:03:12,905 --> 00:03:15,943 Kyle and those guys are jerks, but they're all talk. 53 00:03:16,025 --> 00:03:18,175 - Mostly. - Why don't we...? 54 00:03:18,265 --> 00:03:20,256 Yeah, why don't we. 55 00:03:20,985 --> 00:03:24,137 Hold it, hold it. Are you blind or just illiterate? 56 00:03:24,225 --> 00:03:27,104 - Hyenas are quick to prey on the weak. - We were just... 57 00:03:27,185 --> 00:03:30,655 You're not going in. Anyone that does is in a world of trouble. 58 00:03:30,745 --> 00:03:32,736 No. No one's going in there. 59 00:03:33,625 --> 00:03:35,059 Why is it off limits? 60 00:03:35,145 --> 00:03:39,901 It's a quarantine. These hyenas just came in from Africa, so keep out. 61 00:03:39,985 --> 00:03:43,376 - Even if they call your name. - What are you talking about? 62 00:03:43,465 --> 00:03:47,618 A Masai tribesman told me that hyenas are able to understand human speech. 63 00:03:47,705 --> 00:03:50,982 They follow humans around by day, learning their names. 64 00:03:51,065 --> 00:03:54,945 At night, when the campfire dies, they call out to a person. 65 00:03:55,025 --> 00:03:57,619 And once they separate 66 00:03:57,705 --> 00:04:01,664 the pack devours them. 67 00:04:14,385 --> 00:04:16,023 Cool! 68 00:04:24,785 --> 00:04:26,776 I don't see any hyenas. 69 00:04:29,145 --> 00:04:32,501 OK. Now we've seen it. 70 00:04:32,585 --> 00:04:35,099 - It looks cute. - I think it looks hungry. 71 00:04:35,905 --> 00:04:38,943 - Come on, Spot! Suppertime! - Stop... Guys... 72 00:04:39,185 --> 00:04:40,744 Stop! It's not funny! 73 00:04:42,905 --> 00:04:44,862 Stop it! It's not funny! 74 00:04:44,945 --> 00:04:48,415 - Pick on someone your own species. - Are you gonna get in my face? 75 00:06:26,945 --> 00:06:29,459 I thought Xander would be here by now. 76 00:06:29,545 --> 00:06:32,185 That'd make him on time. We couldn't have that. 77 00:06:32,265 --> 00:06:35,383 Did he seem upset at all on the bus back from the zoo? 78 00:06:35,465 --> 00:06:36,694 About what? 79 00:06:36,785 --> 00:06:39,015 I don't know. He was quiet. 80 00:06:39,305 --> 00:06:41,103 I didn't notice anything. 81 00:06:41,305 --> 00:06:45,981 But then again, I'm not as hyper-aware of him as, say, for example, you. 82 00:06:46,065 --> 00:06:46,975 Hyper-aware? 83 00:06:47,065 --> 00:06:51,457 I'm not constantly monitoring his health, his moods, his blood pressure. 84 00:06:51,545 --> 00:06:52,979 130 over 80. 85 00:06:53,305 --> 00:06:55,182 You got it bad, girl. 86 00:06:55,265 --> 00:06:59,384 He makes my head go tingly. You know what I mean? 87 00:06:59,465 --> 00:07:02,423 - I dimly recall. - But it hasn't happened to you lately? 88 00:07:03,545 --> 00:07:04,694 Not of late. 89 00:07:04,785 --> 00:07:08,255 Not even for a dangerous and mysterious older man 90 00:07:08,345 --> 00:07:10,939 whose leather jacket you're wearing? 91 00:07:11,025 --> 00:07:13,096 - It goes with the shoes. - Come on! 92 00:07:13,185 --> 00:07:16,223 Angel pushes your buttons. You know he does. 93 00:07:16,945 --> 00:07:20,222 I suppose some girls might find him good-looking. 94 00:07:21,625 --> 00:07:24,299 If they have eyes. All right, he's a honey, but 95 00:07:24,545 --> 00:07:27,059 it's just he's never around, and, 96 00:07:27,145 --> 00:07:30,934 when he is, all he wants to do is talk about vampires and I... 97 00:07:31,025 --> 00:07:33,414 - I can't have a relationship... - There he is! 98 00:07:33,505 --> 00:07:35,701 - Angel? - Xander. 99 00:07:42,345 --> 00:07:44,336 - Girls! - Boy! 100 00:07:44,545 --> 00:07:48,095 Sorry I'm late. I just forgot that we were gonna be here. 101 00:07:48,185 --> 00:07:52,338 - Hungry! - Still want help with geometry tomorrow? 102 00:07:52,425 --> 00:07:54,416 We can work after class. 103 00:07:54,625 --> 00:07:56,662 Yeah. What is this crap? 104 00:07:56,865 --> 00:08:02,622 - Well, it was my buttery croissant. - Man, I need some food. Birds live on this. 105 00:08:07,065 --> 00:08:08,419 What? 106 00:08:08,505 --> 00:08:10,496 - What's up with you? - Is something wrong? 107 00:08:10,585 --> 00:08:13,464 - Did I do something? - What could you possibly do? 108 00:08:13,545 --> 00:08:16,742 That's crazy talk. I'm just... restless. 109 00:08:16,825 --> 00:08:20,784 - Well, we could go to the ice-cream place. - I like it here. 110 00:08:24,145 --> 00:08:27,263 - OK, now what? - You took a bath. 111 00:08:27,345 --> 00:08:30,861 Yeah. I often do. I'm actually known for it. 112 00:08:30,945 --> 00:08:32,344 That's OK. 113 00:08:33,945 --> 00:08:37,939 And the weird-behaviour award goes to...? 114 00:08:42,425 --> 00:08:44,939 Oh, great! It's the winged monkeys. 115 00:09:08,945 --> 00:09:13,416 You know, I don't understand why you're sitting at our table. 116 00:09:13,505 --> 00:09:18,864 Shouldn't you be hovering over the football stadium with Goodyear written on you? 117 00:09:22,385 --> 00:09:24,979 The kid's fat! 118 00:09:39,905 --> 00:09:42,943 Right! That's enough training for one day. 119 00:09:44,465 --> 00:09:46,854 That last round was sloppy. Want to do it again? 120 00:09:46,945 --> 00:09:49,141 No! No, no, that's fine. 121 00:09:49,385 --> 00:09:52,138 You just run along to class. 122 00:09:54,305 --> 00:09:57,900 While I wait for the feeling to return to my arms. 123 00:10:00,665 --> 00:10:01,735 Oh, my God! 124 00:10:03,785 --> 00:10:05,014 Look out! 125 00:10:05,105 --> 00:10:07,540 Stop! Whoa! Get it! Get it! 126 00:10:11,985 --> 00:10:15,376 Lordy, Herbert! Gave Mr Flutie quite a scare, didn't he? 127 00:10:15,465 --> 00:10:18,503 Students, I'd like you all to meet Herbert, 128 00:10:18,585 --> 00:10:21,577 our new mascot for the Sunnydale High Razorbacks! 129 00:10:25,145 --> 00:10:30,345 - He's so cute! - He's not cute! No! He's a fierce razorback! 130 00:10:31,345 --> 00:10:36,215 - He doesn't look mean, Mr Flutie. - He's mean. He's ready for action, see? 131 00:10:36,305 --> 00:10:40,503 Here are the tusks... A scary razorback. 132 00:10:40,585 --> 00:10:44,101 You're right. He's a fine mascot and will engender school spirit. 133 00:10:44,185 --> 00:10:49,464 He'd better. Costs a fortune to feed him. All right, let's get you back into your cage. 134 00:10:50,465 --> 00:10:52,456 This way. 135 00:10:54,305 --> 00:10:56,694 - I'm not getting this. - It's simple, really. 136 00:10:56,785 --> 00:10:58,981 The bisector of a vertex 137 00:10:59,065 --> 00:11:04,060 is the line that divides the angle at that vertex into two equal parts. 138 00:11:04,145 --> 00:11:06,455 It's a big blur, these numbers and angles. 139 00:11:06,545 --> 00:11:08,900 It's the same stuff from last week. 140 00:11:08,985 --> 00:11:12,899 - Why do I need to learn this? - Because otherwise you'll flunk math. 141 00:11:12,985 --> 00:11:14,862 Explain why that's bad. 142 00:11:14,945 --> 00:11:17,983 You fail math, you flunk out of school, 143 00:11:18,065 --> 00:11:21,456 you end up being the guy at the pizza place that says: 144 00:11:21,545 --> 00:11:24,537 "Hey, kids, where's the cool parties this weekend?" 145 00:11:24,625 --> 00:11:27,424 We've been through this. Do you have a headache? 146 00:11:27,505 --> 00:11:30,941 Yeah. And I think I know what's causing it. 147 00:11:31,865 --> 00:11:35,221 Ah! That's better. It goes right to the source of the pain. 148 00:11:35,305 --> 00:11:38,377 - Xander... - Forget it, OK? I don't get it. I won't ever. 149 00:11:38,465 --> 00:11:39,864 I don't care! 150 00:11:41,025 --> 00:11:43,255 We can finish this another time. 151 00:11:43,345 --> 00:11:47,384 See, the problem is you kids today have no school spirit. 152 00:11:48,825 --> 00:11:51,385 Hold on. Let me get his outfit off. 153 00:11:51,465 --> 00:11:55,936 Today it's all gangs and drugs and those movies on Showtime with the nudity. 154 00:11:56,025 --> 00:11:57,538 I don't have cable. I heard. 155 00:11:57,625 --> 00:12:02,381 At your age, we cared about the school's reputation and the football team. 156 00:12:02,465 --> 00:12:04,376 Of course, when I was your age, 157 00:12:04,465 --> 00:12:09,221 I had old guys saying how much better things were when they were my age. 158 00:12:10,225 --> 00:12:11,295 Yeah. 159 00:12:30,705 --> 00:12:33,345 All right... it's raining. 160 00:12:34,305 --> 00:12:38,185 All regular gym classes have been postponed. 161 00:12:38,265 --> 00:12:40,654 So you know what that means. 162 00:12:40,745 --> 00:12:42,782 Dodge ball. 163 00:12:42,865 --> 00:12:46,654 For those of you that may have forgotten, the rules are as follows: 164 00:12:46,745 --> 00:12:48,577 You dodge. 165 00:12:56,065 --> 00:12:58,500 - Here we go! - On your guards! 166 00:14:26,745 --> 00:14:28,736 God, this game is brutal. 167 00:14:28,945 --> 00:14:30,538 I love it! 168 00:14:38,385 --> 00:14:39,784 Xander? 169 00:14:39,865 --> 00:14:41,856 What's wrong with you? 170 00:14:47,145 --> 00:14:49,898 I guess you've noticed I've been different lately. 171 00:14:49,985 --> 00:14:52,499 - Yes. - I think I'm... 172 00:14:53,705 --> 00:14:56,777 I think it's because my feelings for you have been changing. 173 00:14:56,865 --> 00:15:00,062 And we've been friends for such a long time 174 00:15:00,145 --> 00:15:02,944 that I feel like I need to tell you something. 175 00:15:03,945 --> 00:15:05,936 I've, um... 176 00:15:07,265 --> 00:15:12,101 I've decided to drop geometry. So I won't be needing your math help any more. 177 00:15:12,545 --> 00:15:17,335 Which means I won't have to look at your pasty face again. 178 00:15:35,145 --> 00:15:37,785 Are you gonna say something to me? 179 00:15:59,705 --> 00:16:02,140 - Dogs. - Where? 180 00:16:06,905 --> 00:16:10,216 That's no way to play lead guitar! That's hunt and peck. 181 00:16:10,305 --> 00:16:10,976 It's not! 182 00:16:11,065 --> 00:16:14,501 You heard Wretched Refuse play. What do you think of the lead? 183 00:16:16,265 --> 00:16:17,255 Hey! 184 00:16:17,345 --> 00:16:19,018 - What are you...? - Shut up. 185 00:16:19,105 --> 00:16:20,504 You're sharing. 186 00:16:20,705 --> 00:16:22,696 Friends like to share. 187 00:16:25,305 --> 00:16:27,819 - Good? - It's too well done. 188 00:16:28,305 --> 00:16:30,899 Hey! That is not cool. 189 00:16:38,545 --> 00:16:39,535 Hey! 190 00:17:04,945 --> 00:17:06,936 Let's do lunch. 191 00:18:45,705 --> 00:18:48,936 I've known him my whole life, Buffy. 192 00:18:49,025 --> 00:18:53,144 We haven't always been close, but he's never... 193 00:18:53,225 --> 00:18:55,614 I think something's wrong with him. 194 00:18:55,705 --> 00:18:58,538 Or maybe there's something wrong with me. 195 00:19:00,345 --> 00:19:02,734 What are you talking about? 196 00:19:02,825 --> 00:19:08,025 Come on. He's not picking on you. He's just sniffing you a lot. 197 00:19:09,145 --> 00:19:12,581 I don't know. Maybe three isn't company any more. 198 00:19:13,585 --> 00:19:15,815 You think this has something to do with me? 199 00:19:15,905 --> 00:19:17,543 Of course. 200 00:19:17,625 --> 00:19:21,300 No. That doesn't explain why he's hanging out with the Dode Patrol. 201 00:19:21,385 --> 00:19:24,616 Something's going on. Something weird. 202 00:19:24,705 --> 00:19:27,379 What are you gonna do? 203 00:19:27,465 --> 00:19:29,376 Talk to the expert on weird. 204 00:19:29,465 --> 00:19:32,264 Xander's teasing the less fortunate? 205 00:19:32,345 --> 00:19:35,383 There's a noticeable change in clothing and demeanour? 206 00:19:35,465 --> 00:19:36,455 Yes. 207 00:19:36,545 --> 00:19:40,061 All his spare time is spent lounging about with imbeciles? 208 00:19:40,145 --> 00:19:43,456 - It's bad, isn't it? - It's devastating. 209 00:19:43,545 --> 00:19:47,061 He's turned into a 16-year-old boy. You'll have to kill him. 210 00:19:47,145 --> 00:19:49,864 - Giles, I'm serious! - So am I! 211 00:19:49,945 --> 00:19:52,334 Except for the part about killing him. 212 00:19:52,425 --> 00:19:57,101 Testosterone is a great equaliser. Turns all men into morons. He'll get over it. 213 00:19:57,185 --> 00:19:59,938 I cannot believe that you are trying to Scully me! 214 00:20:00,025 --> 00:20:05,464 There is something supernatural at work here. Get your books! Look stuff up! 215 00:20:05,545 --> 00:20:07,980 Look under what? 216 00:20:08,065 --> 00:20:10,102 I don't know. That's your department. 217 00:20:10,185 --> 00:20:12,904 The evidence you have is sketchy at best. 218 00:20:12,985 --> 00:20:15,784 He scared the pig. 219 00:20:16,425 --> 00:20:19,383 - Well, he did. - Buffy, boys can be cruel. 220 00:20:19,465 --> 00:20:25,302 They tease. They prey on the weak. It's a natural teen behaviour pattern. 221 00:20:25,385 --> 00:20:27,535 What did you just say? 222 00:20:27,625 --> 00:20:30,265 Um... they tease. 223 00:20:30,345 --> 00:20:34,782 They prey on the weak. I've heard that somewhere before... 224 00:20:34,865 --> 00:20:38,221 Xander has been acting totally wiggy since we went to the zoo. 225 00:20:38,305 --> 00:20:41,457 Him and Kyle went into the hyena cage. 226 00:20:41,545 --> 00:20:43,377 Oh, God, that laugh. 227 00:20:43,465 --> 00:20:46,935 - You're saying Xander's becoming a hyena? - I don't know. 228 00:20:47,025 --> 00:20:50,381 Or been possessed by one? Not just Xander. All of them. 229 00:20:50,465 --> 00:20:54,902 - Well, I've certainly never heard of... - Herbert! They've found him! 230 00:20:54,985 --> 00:20:56,339 The Pig? 231 00:20:56,985 --> 00:20:59,340 Dead. And also eaten. 232 00:20:59,425 --> 00:21:05,057 - Principal Flutie's freaking out. - Testosterone, huh? 233 00:21:05,705 --> 00:21:07,855 What are you gonna do? 234 00:21:07,945 --> 00:21:09,936 Get my books. 235 00:21:10,225 --> 00:21:12,216 Look stuff up. 236 00:21:20,145 --> 00:21:21,943 You four! 237 00:21:22,865 --> 00:21:25,698 - What? - Oh, don't think I don't know. 238 00:21:25,785 --> 00:21:31,303 Three kids saw you outside Herbert's room. You're busted. Yeah. You're going down. 239 00:21:31,865 --> 00:21:34,857 - How is Herbert? - Crunchy! 240 00:21:36,945 --> 00:21:39,539 That's it! My office! Right now! 241 00:21:40,705 --> 00:21:41,979 Now! 242 00:21:47,265 --> 00:21:51,736 You'll have so much detention, your grandchildren will be staying after school! 243 00:21:51,825 --> 00:21:55,295 Wow! Apparently, Noah rejected the hyenas from the Ark 244 00:21:55,385 --> 00:21:59,219 cos he thought they were an evil, impure mixture of dogs and cats. 245 00:21:59,305 --> 00:22:01,296 Hyenas aren't well liked. 246 00:22:01,385 --> 00:22:04,616 They do seem to be the schmoes of the animal kingdom. 247 00:22:04,705 --> 00:22:08,664 Why couldn't Xander be possessed by a puppy or some ducks? 248 00:22:08,745 --> 00:22:11,863 - Assuming "possession" is the right word. - I'll say it is. 249 00:22:11,945 --> 00:22:16,894 The Masai of the Serengeti have spoken of animal possession for generations. 250 00:22:16,985 --> 00:22:19,261 - I should've remembered. - How does it work? 251 00:22:19,345 --> 00:22:22,303 There's a sect of animal worshippers known as primals. 252 00:22:22,385 --> 00:22:26,618 They believe that humanity consciousness the soul 253 00:22:26,705 --> 00:22:29,379 is a perversion, a dilution of spirit. 254 00:22:29,465 --> 00:22:31,536 To them the animal state is holy. 255 00:22:31,625 --> 00:22:34,617 They're able, through transpossession, to 256 00:22:34,705 --> 00:22:37,584 draw the spirit of certain animals into themselves. 257 00:22:37,665 --> 00:22:39,576 Then they act like hyenas? 258 00:22:39,665 --> 00:22:44,694 Only the most predatory of animals are of interest to primals. So, yes, that would fit. 259 00:22:44,785 --> 00:22:48,380 So, what happens to the person once the spirit's in them? 260 00:22:48,465 --> 00:22:50,854 If it goes unchecked? 261 00:22:55,265 --> 00:22:57,654 I gotta find Xander. 262 00:23:26,465 --> 00:23:28,456 They are strong. 263 00:23:44,545 --> 00:23:46,138 Xander! 264 00:23:50,625 --> 00:23:53,139 This is ridiculous. We need to talk. 265 00:23:56,985 --> 00:23:58,942 I've been waiting for you to jump my bones! 266 00:23:59,025 --> 00:24:04,259 I have seen some sick things in my life, believe me! 267 00:24:04,345 --> 00:24:06,700 But this is beyond the pale! 268 00:24:07,225 --> 00:24:10,695 What is it with you people? Is it drugs? 269 00:24:11,385 --> 00:24:15,936 How could you? A poor, defenceless pig! 270 00:24:16,425 --> 00:24:18,541 What are you doing? 271 00:24:22,145 --> 00:24:24,944 - Get off of me! - Is that what you really want? 272 00:24:26,025 --> 00:24:29,541 We both know what you really want. You want danger, don't ya? 273 00:24:29,625 --> 00:24:32,299 - You like your men dangerous. - You're in trouble. 274 00:24:32,385 --> 00:24:34,945 You are infected with some hyena thing. 275 00:24:35,025 --> 00:24:39,258 Dangerous and mean, right? Like Angel, your mystery guy. 276 00:24:39,985 --> 00:24:41,384 Well, guess who just got mean. 277 00:24:41,785 --> 00:24:45,904 Now stop that! You're only gonna make things worse for yourselves. 278 00:24:46,825 --> 00:24:52,537 I am gonna call your parents, and they're gonna take you all home. 279 00:24:58,145 --> 00:24:59,544 Thank you. 280 00:25:02,905 --> 00:25:03,975 I'm sorry. 281 00:25:04,705 --> 00:25:06,218 That is it! 282 00:25:08,665 --> 00:25:11,737 Do you know how long I've waited 283 00:25:11,825 --> 00:25:15,375 until you'd stop pretending that we aren't attracted... 284 00:25:19,705 --> 00:25:23,016 Until Willow stops kidding herself 285 00:25:23,705 --> 00:25:26,663 that I could settle with anyone but you 286 00:25:26,745 --> 00:25:28,463 Xander, I don't wanna hurt you. 287 00:25:30,585 --> 00:25:32,462 Now do you wanna hurt me? 288 00:25:32,985 --> 00:25:36,501 Come on, Slayer. I like it when you're scared. 289 00:25:37,305 --> 00:25:40,138 The more I scare you... the better you smell. 290 00:25:42,785 --> 00:25:46,619 You're about this close to expulsion, people! 291 00:25:46,985 --> 00:25:51,422 But I'm willing to talk to the school counsellor and we can discuss options. 292 00:25:51,505 --> 00:25:53,894 Get down from there this instant! 293 00:25:54,465 --> 00:25:55,694 Ow! 294 00:25:58,345 --> 00:25:59,858 Are you insane?! 295 00:26:25,265 --> 00:26:27,859 Hurry up! We've got to lock him up before he comes to. 296 00:26:27,945 --> 00:26:30,539 - Oh, my God! What happened? - I hit him. 297 00:26:30,625 --> 00:26:32,616 - With what? - A desk. 298 00:26:32,705 --> 00:26:37,302 - He tried his hand at felony sexual assault. - Buffy, the hyena in him didn't... 299 00:26:37,385 --> 00:26:39,262 No. 300 00:26:39,345 --> 00:26:42,224 No. But in his animal state, his idea of wooing 301 00:26:42,305 --> 00:26:46,094 doesn't involve a Yanni CD and a bottle of Chianti. 302 00:26:46,185 --> 00:26:50,497 - There. That oughta hold him. Where's Giles? - At some teachers' meeting. 303 00:26:50,585 --> 00:26:53,464 What are we gonna do? How do we get Xander back? 304 00:26:53,545 --> 00:26:56,378 I'm more worried about what the rest of the pack are up to. 305 00:26:56,465 --> 00:27:01,460 The rest of the pack was spotted outside Herbert the mascot's cage. 306 00:27:01,545 --> 00:27:05,095 - They were sent to the principal's office. - Good. That'll show 'em. 307 00:27:07,305 --> 00:27:10,138 Did it show 'em? 308 00:27:10,625 --> 00:27:12,821 They didn't hurt him, did they? 309 00:27:12,905 --> 00:27:15,738 They, uh... ate him. 310 00:27:20,745 --> 00:27:23,214 They ate Principal Flutie? 311 00:27:23,305 --> 00:27:24,864 Ate him up? 312 00:27:25,545 --> 00:27:31,735 The, uh, official theory is that wild dogs got into his office somehow. 313 00:27:32,145 --> 00:27:34,136 There was no one at the scene. 314 00:27:34,545 --> 00:27:38,504 But Xander didn't. He was with you. 315 00:27:39,465 --> 00:27:41,741 Oh, well, that's a small mercy. 316 00:27:41,825 --> 00:27:44,943 How do we stop this? How do you transpossess someone? 317 00:27:45,025 --> 00:27:47,380 I'm afraid I don't have all the pieces. 318 00:27:47,465 --> 00:27:50,901 Accounts of the primals and their methods are thin on the ground. 319 00:27:50,985 --> 00:27:56,139 There is some talk of a predatory act, but the exact ritual is, um... 320 00:27:58,545 --> 00:28:04,541 The Malleus Maleficarum deals in the particulars of demonic possession, which 321 00:28:04,865 --> 00:28:06,856 may apply- 322 00:28:08,705 --> 00:28:12,061 Yes. One should be able to transfer the spirits to another human. 323 00:28:12,145 --> 00:28:14,739 Oh, that's great! Any volunteers? 324 00:28:14,825 --> 00:28:15,974 Oh. Good point. 325 00:28:16,065 --> 00:28:18,898 What we need to do is put the hyena back in the hyena. 326 00:28:18,985 --> 00:28:22,057 - Until we know more... - Bet that zookeeper could help. 327 00:28:22,145 --> 00:28:26,184 Maybe he didn't quarantine them because they were sick. 328 00:28:26,265 --> 00:28:28,302 - We should talk to him. - OK. 329 00:28:28,385 --> 00:28:31,741 - Oh, wait! Somebody's gotta watch Xander. - I will. 330 00:28:31,825 --> 00:28:35,739 - Well, are you sure? If he wakes up... - I'll be all right. Go. 331 00:28:36,625 --> 00:28:38,616 Come on. 332 00:29:44,145 --> 00:29:45,340 Willow. 333 00:29:47,545 --> 00:29:48,944 How are you feeling? 334 00:29:50,145 --> 00:29:52,739 Like somebody hit me with a desk. 335 00:29:53,745 --> 00:29:57,625 - What am I doing here? - You're resting. 336 00:29:58,785 --> 00:30:01,379 You guys got me locked up now. 337 00:30:01,465 --> 00:30:03,775 Cos you're sick. Buffy said. 338 00:30:03,865 --> 00:30:08,860 Oh, yeah. Buffy and her all-purpose solution. Punch 'em out, knock 'em down. 339 00:30:08,945 --> 00:30:10,982 What would she do to somebody really sick? 340 00:30:11,065 --> 00:30:13,978 That's not fair! Buffy's saved both of our lives. 341 00:30:14,065 --> 00:30:17,820 Before she came, our lives didn't need that much saving, did they? 342 00:30:17,905 --> 00:30:22,297 Weren't things a lot simpler when it was just you and me? 343 00:30:23,465 --> 00:30:26,901 - Maybe. - When we were alone together. 344 00:30:26,985 --> 00:30:31,024 I know there's something wrong with me. I think it's getting worse. 345 00:30:31,105 --> 00:30:36,305 But I can't stand around waiting for Buffy to decide it's time to punch me out again. 346 00:30:36,385 --> 00:30:39,662 Look, I want you to help me. I want you. 347 00:30:40,465 --> 00:30:44,459 - I am helping you. - You're doing what you're told. 348 00:30:45,825 --> 00:30:49,819 Buffy's trying to help you, too. You know that. 349 00:30:49,905 --> 00:30:52,135 - Or Xander does. - Yeah. 350 00:30:52,225 --> 00:30:56,742 Buffy's so selfless. Always thinking of us. 351 00:30:56,825 --> 00:30:59,783 If I'm so dangerous, how come she left you alone with me? 352 00:30:59,865 --> 00:31:01,697 - I told her to. - Why? 353 00:31:01,785 --> 00:31:04,937 Cos I know you better than she does. 354 00:31:05,025 --> 00:31:09,656 And I wanted to be here to see if you were still you. 355 00:31:10,665 --> 00:31:12,622 You know I am. 356 00:31:12,705 --> 00:31:14,218 Look at me. 357 00:31:18,665 --> 00:31:20,702 Look. 358 00:31:20,785 --> 00:31:22,776 Xander... 359 00:31:25,145 --> 00:31:26,624 Now I know. 360 00:31:26,705 --> 00:31:29,618 Let me out! Let me out! 361 00:31:29,705 --> 00:31:32,015 The students have been possessed? 362 00:31:32,105 --> 00:31:34,142 - Yes. - Are you sure? 363 00:31:34,225 --> 00:31:38,298 - We're really, really sure. - You don't seem that surprised by this. 364 00:31:38,385 --> 00:31:42,504 They were imported from Africa. They were strange from day one. 365 00:31:42,585 --> 00:31:46,465 I did some homework. That particular breed is very rare. 366 00:31:46,545 --> 00:31:50,778 Totally vicious. Historically, they were worshipped by these guys. 367 00:31:50,865 --> 00:31:53,334 - Primals. - Yeah. Creepy guys. 368 00:31:53,425 --> 00:31:56,622 They had rituals for taking the hyena spirits, but 369 00:31:56,705 --> 00:31:59,219 I don't see how that happened to your kids. 370 00:31:59,305 --> 00:32:03,378 We don't know how the ritual works. Only that it involves, uh, 371 00:32:03,465 --> 00:32:07,459 - a predatory act and some symbol. - Predatory act? 372 00:32:07,545 --> 00:32:10,663 Of course. That makes sense. Where did you read that? 373 00:32:10,745 --> 00:32:13,737 - Sherman Jeffries' work on cults and... - Boys? 374 00:32:14,545 --> 00:32:16,377 - Sorry. - Look. Look... 375 00:32:16,465 --> 00:32:21,858 We may have enough information so that we could pull off a reverse transpossession. 376 00:32:22,585 --> 00:32:23,461 What do we do? 377 00:32:23,545 --> 00:32:26,776 Get those possessed students to the hyena cage right away. 378 00:32:26,865 --> 00:32:31,018 - I'll meet you there. We'll begin the rituals. - We can guarantee you one, 379 00:32:31,105 --> 00:32:34,780 - but four more are missing. - Don't worry about that. 380 00:32:34,865 --> 00:32:40,099 After hyenas feed and rest, they will track the missing member until they find him. 381 00:32:40,185 --> 00:32:42,779 They should come right to you. 382 00:32:44,145 --> 00:32:45,135 Willow! 383 00:32:51,905 --> 00:32:53,054 Willow! 384 00:32:53,145 --> 00:32:55,534 I'm not listening. 385 00:33:07,665 --> 00:33:10,305 Willow 386 00:33:13,145 --> 00:33:15,534 Willow 387 00:33:15,985 --> 00:33:18,374 Xander shut up! 388 00:33:18,465 --> 00:33:21,025 Willow! 389 00:35:11,505 --> 00:35:13,143 Run! 390 00:35:25,745 --> 00:35:28,817 - I think they're going. - They could be faking it. 391 00:35:28,905 --> 00:35:31,021 No, they're looking for somebody weak. 392 00:35:31,105 --> 00:35:33,745 I didn't know they'd come after Xander. 393 00:35:34,265 --> 00:35:38,657 - We must lead them back to the zoo. - And before their next meal. 394 00:35:38,745 --> 00:35:41,305 Individually they're as strong as you. As a group... 395 00:35:41,385 --> 00:35:45,856 They're tough. But they're getting stupider. Go to the zoo and I'll bring them to you. 396 00:35:47,945 --> 00:35:52,337 I didn't say she looks better than you. I said she looks better. 397 00:35:53,145 --> 00:35:58,458 I heard what I heard. Joey, chew. You have to chew or you'll choke. 398 00:36:02,785 --> 00:36:06,460 I don't see why we have to have this conversation every time we see them. 399 00:36:06,945 --> 00:36:08,936 I didn't start it. 400 00:36:09,785 --> 00:36:11,184 Damn! 401 00:36:11,545 --> 00:36:14,014 - Where are the keys? - Huh? 402 00:36:15,025 --> 00:36:17,665 Joey! 403 00:36:17,745 --> 00:36:19,338 Joey! 404 00:36:20,145 --> 00:36:21,738 Joey 405 00:36:24,865 --> 00:36:26,742 Get out! 406 00:36:28,945 --> 00:36:31,539 What's going on? Hey, get off! Get off! 407 00:36:36,865 --> 00:36:38,617 Joey! Joey! 408 00:36:39,105 --> 00:36:40,334 Joey! 409 00:36:48,705 --> 00:36:49,820 Joey! 410 00:36:50,945 --> 00:36:53,459 Didn't your mom teach you? 411 00:36:53,665 --> 00:36:55,895 Don't play with your food. 412 00:37:01,985 --> 00:37:05,615 Come on. You know what you want. 413 00:37:17,105 --> 00:37:19,460 The pathway to the hyena house. 414 00:37:19,785 --> 00:37:22,857 - Where's the zookeeper? - He must be inside. 415 00:37:22,945 --> 00:37:28,338 I'll go in and prepare things. You just... warn us when Buffy and the others approach. 416 00:37:52,745 --> 00:37:54,338 Doctor? 417 00:37:55,025 --> 00:37:57,744 Uh... zookeeper? 418 00:38:00,865 --> 00:38:06,224 Oh, of course. The, uh... Masai ceremonial garb. Yes. Very good. 419 00:38:06,385 --> 00:38:10,094 Are you, uh, otherwise prepared for the transpossession? 420 00:38:10,625 --> 00:38:12,138 Almost. 421 00:38:13,545 --> 00:38:17,664 Oh, right. The, uh sacred circle. 422 00:38:17,745 --> 00:38:20,214 Yes, you'd need that to, um... 423 00:38:20,745 --> 00:38:24,534 But this would be here when the children first came. 424 00:38:25,625 --> 00:38:27,616 Why would you? 425 00:38:32,145 --> 00:38:34,056 How terribly frustrating for you, 426 00:38:34,145 --> 00:38:37,775 that schoolchildren could accomplish what you could not. 427 00:38:37,865 --> 00:38:40,141 It bothered me. 428 00:38:40,225 --> 00:38:43,217 But the power will be mine. 429 00:39:11,625 --> 00:39:13,536 They're almost here! Giles! Giles! 430 00:39:14,465 --> 00:39:16,820 Where are the hyenas for the transpossession? 431 00:39:16,905 --> 00:39:21,058 Right here in the feeding area. Stay back. They haven't been fed. 432 00:39:21,145 --> 00:39:24,137 - Where's Giles? - He's... laying in wait. 433 00:39:24,425 --> 00:39:27,304 They're almost here! Shouldn't you bring the hyenas out? 434 00:39:27,385 --> 00:39:30,741 When the time is right. I'm gonna need your help. 435 00:39:34,145 --> 00:39:35,977 They're right behind me! 436 00:39:36,065 --> 00:39:38,056 That's Buffy. Get ready! 437 00:39:38,785 --> 00:39:41,459 - Here. - What is this? 438 00:39:41,545 --> 00:39:43,377 A predatory act, remember? 439 00:39:43,465 --> 00:39:47,254 Uh, right. You'll pretend to slash my throat and 440 00:39:47,345 --> 00:39:51,418 - and put the evil in the hyenas? - Something like that. 441 00:39:52,945 --> 00:39:55,619 Buffy, it's a trap! 442 00:40:12,145 --> 00:40:13,704 Willow! 443 00:40:50,945 --> 00:40:53,380 Uh... did I miss anything? 444 00:40:55,785 --> 00:40:59,221 The vice principal's taking over till they find a replacement. 445 00:40:59,305 --> 00:41:03,219 Shouldn't be too hard. Unless they ask what happened to the last one. 446 00:41:03,305 --> 00:41:05,945 - I had nothing to do with that, right? - Right. 447 00:41:06,025 --> 00:41:08,221 - You only ate the pig. - I ate a pig? 448 00:41:08,305 --> 00:41:10,581 Was he cooked and called bacon, or... 449 00:41:10,665 --> 00:41:12,656 Oh, my God! I ate a pig? 450 00:41:12,745 --> 00:41:16,864 - The whole trichinosis issue aside yuck! - It wasn't really you. 451 00:41:16,945 --> 00:41:20,142 Well, I remember the field trip and the hyena house. 452 00:41:20,225 --> 00:41:23,536 And next thing, some guy's holding Willow with a knife. 453 00:41:23,625 --> 00:41:27,300 - You saved my life. - Hey, nobody messes with my Willow. 454 00:41:30,585 --> 00:41:35,295 This is definitely the superior Xander. Accept no substitutes. 455 00:41:35,385 --> 00:41:39,856 I didn't do anything else, did I, around you guys? Anything embarrassing? 456 00:41:41,545 --> 00:41:42,615 Nah! 457 00:41:42,705 --> 00:41:44,218 Not at all. 458 00:41:44,305 --> 00:41:46,660 - We're gonna be late. - See you at lunch. 459 00:41:46,745 --> 00:41:47,735 Cool! 460 00:41:47,825 --> 00:41:50,339 Oh, hey, going vegetarian, huh? 461 00:41:54,025 --> 00:41:56,255 I've been reading up on animal possession. 462 00:41:56,345 --> 00:42:00,737 I cannot find anything anywhere about memory loss afterwards. 463 00:42:01,905 --> 00:42:05,500 - Did you tell them that? - Your secret dies with me. 464 00:42:06,745 --> 00:42:10,136 Shoot me, stuff me, mount me. 465 00:42:46,465 --> 00:42:47,785 Visiontext subtitles: Claire Bates 466 00:42:54,625 --> 00:42:56,662 Urgh! Argh! 467 00:43:00,865 --> 00:43:02,458 ENGLISH HOH