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In every generation there is a Chosen One.
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She alone will stand against the vampires,
the demons and the forces of darkness.
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She alone will stand against the vampires,
the demons and the forces of darkness.
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She is the Slayer.
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I will be whole.
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I will be new.
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Thank you, Cordelia.
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- That's going to be lovely.
- But I didn't do the part with the sparklers.
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We'll save that for the dress rehearsal. Lisa?
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Please!
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- If it isn't the great producer.
- Had to see this to believe it.
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Oh, you three.
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The school talent show. How ever
did you finagle such an assignment?
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Our new Führer, Mr Snyder.
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I think they call them principals now.
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He thought I should have
more contact with the students.
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I tried to explain that
my vocational choice of librarian
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was a deliberate attempt to minimise
that contact, but he would have none of it.
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Giles, into every generation is born one
who must run the annual talentless show.
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You cannot escape your destiny.
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If you had any shred of decency, you would
have participated. Or at least helped.
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Nah. I think I'll take on
your traditional role, and watch.
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- And mock.
- And laugh.
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OK. I think maybe we better leave our
Mr Giles to this business he calls show.
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Principal Snyder.
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So, we think school events are stupid and we
think authority figures are to be made fun of?
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No, no, we don't. Unless you do.
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And we think
our afternoon classes are optional?
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- All three of you left campus yesterday.
- But we were fighting a demon...
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- Fighting?
- Not fighting.
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No, we left to avoid fighting.
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Real antisocial types. You need
to integrate into this school, people.
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I think I just found three eager
new participants for the talent show.
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- What?
- No.
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Please?
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I've been watching you three.
Always getting into one scrape.
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We're really sorry, but about
the talent show, you can't make us!
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My predecessor, Mr Flutie, may have gone
in for all that touchy-feely relating nonsense.
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But he was eaten.
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You're in my world now.
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And Sunnydale has touched and felt
for the last time.
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Can I just mention that detention
is a time-honoured form of punishment?
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I know the three of you will come up with
a wonderful act for us to watch.
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And mock.
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And laugh
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at.
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No! No.
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Thank you.
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Eugh! A dummy.
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Yeeow! Mime?!
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I think dummies are cute. You don't?
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They give me the wig.
Ever since I was little.
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What happened?
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I saw a dummy. It gave me the wig.
There really wasn't a story there.
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Hi, I'm Morgan.
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And I'm Sid.
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Hey, Morgan,
would you like to tell some jokes?
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Would I!
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As a matter of fact, it is!
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It's also a wood nose
and a wood mouth.
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- I didn't sleep at all last night.
- All right, time out.
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Let's stop this before someone gets hurt.
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Kid, you are the worst.
Even I can see your lips move.
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Come on, Sid, you're spoiling my act.
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I worked on these jokes for weeks.
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You call those jokes? My jockey shorts
are made out of better material.
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And they're edible!
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You see? I'm sure you three can
come up with something equally exciting.
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Is anybody there?
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Hello?
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Hello?
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I will be flesh!
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I reach into the hat and out comes...
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Uh, has anybody seen a rabbit?
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- I can't do this.
- Xander, come on.
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I can't! I have my pride.
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OK, I don't have a lot of my pride,
but I have enough so that I can't do this.
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A dramatic scene is the easiest way
to get through the talent show
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because it doesn't require an actual talent.
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But we have talent. We can do stuff.
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- Buffy, uh...
- What can I do? Slay vampires on stage?
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Maybe in a funny way.
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Willow, you can do stuff. Uh, the piano.
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- You play?
- A little.
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Cool. You could play
and we could attempt to sing.
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Oh, in front of other people?
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Then, no, I don't play.
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What happened to corporal punishment?
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Mm-mm-mm. Look at the goodies.
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Morgan, you're really getting good.
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- Where did you come up with that voice?
- It's kind of an imitation of my dad.
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- Sounds real.
- It is real.
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I'm the one with the talent here.
The kid's dead weight.
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How about you and I
do a little rehearsing on our own, honey?
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Hey!
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You know what they say:
once you go wood, nothing's as good.
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OK, Morgan, we get the joke.
Horny dummy, ha-ha, very funny.
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But you should consider some new shtick,
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unless you want your prop
ending up as a Duraflame log!
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Kids today need discipline.
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It's an unpopular word
these days: discipline.
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I know Principal Flutie would have said kids
need understanding, kids are human beings.
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That's the kind of liberal thinking
that leads to being eaten.
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I think, perhaps, it was
a little more complex than that.
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This place has quite a reputation.
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Suicide, missing persons,
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spontaneous cheerleader combustion.
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You can't put up with that.
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You gotta keep an eye on the bad element.
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Like those three.
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Kids!
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I don't like them.
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From now on you're going to see
a very different Sunnydale High. A tight ship.
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Clean, orderly, and quiet.
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- It was Emily.
- Emily? Dancer Emily?
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Oh, man. I hate this school.
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It must have happened after dress rehearsals.
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There was a cross-country meet.
She never showed up for it.
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- Vampire?
- I think not.
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Giles, share. What happened?
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- Her heart was removed.
- Yikes.
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Does that mean anything to you?
Besides "ewww!"
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There are various demons
which feed off human hearts, but...
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But demons have claws and teeth.
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They got no use for a big old knife.
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- Which very likely makes our murderer...
- Human.
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Did I mention I hate this school?
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So Emily was killed
by a regular human person?
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The evidence certainly points that way.
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No, wait. I'm not buying, you guys.
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Remember the Hellmouth? Mystical activity
is totally rife here. This, to me, says demon.
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I'd like to think you're right. A demon
is a creature of evil, pure and simple.
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A person driven to kill is... It's more complex.
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And the creep factor is also heightened.
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It could be anyone. It could be me.
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It's not, though.
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Demon or no, we have investigating to do.
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I suggest we start with
your talent show compatriots.
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One may have been the last to see her alive.
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I didn't know her well.
There's a dancer-band rivalry.
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- Heard about that.
- But I did speak to her the day that...
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- Yesterday.
- How did she seem?
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Happy. She was psyched to be in the show.
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She was a really good dancer.
Here, pick a card.
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No, wait, wait, wait!
Not that one. Pick this one.
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Remember the last time you saw her?
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- She was talking to someone.
- Who?
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That smart guy, the one with the dummy.
What's his name?
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- Morgan?
- Yeah, that's it.
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- He was acting kinda strange.
- Strange, how?
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It's just such a tragedy for me.
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- Emma was like my best friend.
- Emily.
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Well, Morgan's just strange. He's always
rubbing his head a lot and moaning.
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- Especially the other day.
- He seemed paranoid, looking at everyone.
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I think I saw him arguing with his dummy.
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All I can think is it could have been me!
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We can dream.
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Right now, you and me gotta be on
the lookout. Figure out who's gonna be next.
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How are we supposed to...
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Hi.
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Hello.
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I was just working on throwing my voice.
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Uh, Morgan, did you notice anything weird
going on around here yesterday?
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Weird? What do you mean?
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With Emily.
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Did she say anything to you?
Was she arguing with anyone?
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No. She was dancing.
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- Sid and I were talking.
- Talking?
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Rehearsing.
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So you didn't notice anything weird at...
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Morgan, are you OK?
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Look, sweetheart, he answered
your question. Now leave him alone.
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OK, Morgan.
How about talking to me yourself now?
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He's said all he's gonna say.
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It's OK, Sid. We're done.
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I'm sorry.
Look, I didn't mean to make you mad.
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No, I'm...
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It's him!
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He's...
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We have to go.
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Cute couple.
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Next time we split up,
someone else is on Cordie detail.
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We came close
to having another organ donor.
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I had more luck. Everyone I talked to
pointed their fingers at the same person.
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- Morgan?
- Morgan.
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- We have a winner.
- I fear I was led to the same conclusion.
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Well, what do we do?
We wanna bring him to justice.
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We could set up a sting operation
where we get him to confess.
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- I should wear a wire!
- Whoa, hey, guys.
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All we know is that Morgan is a Grade A
weirdo. That doesn't lead to murderer.
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- The guy talks to his puppet.
- And for his puppet.
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Yeah, but what about
the whole "it's a demon" theory?
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I'm looking into that, but my investigation
is somewhat hampered by life in the theatre.
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Uh, priority check, Giles?
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Talent show. Murder.
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Yeah, we can't do the talent show.
I'm not able to think it.
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Principal Snyder is watching us all closely.
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If he chooses, he can make all our lives
difficult. A slayer cannot afford that.
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We will find this murderer,
but in the meantime
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the show must go on.
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- This is so unfair.
- Buffy, you watch Morgan.
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- See if there's anything in his locker.
- Like a heart?
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Or something.
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- All right.
- I'll pull up his locker number.
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Can I still wear a wire?
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OK. Two to the left,
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three to the right.
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Principal Snyder!
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- What are you doing?
- Uh, looking for something.
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School hours are over.
You, therefore, should be gone.
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And I'm going any minute now.
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There are things I will not tolerate.
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Students loitering on campus after school,
horrible murders with hearts being removed.
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And also smoking.
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Well, I don't do any of those things.
Not ever.
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There's something going on with you.
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I'll figure it out sooner or later.
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Do you need something here?
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Oh, yeah. Right.
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Um, a friend wanted me
to get something out of his case.
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He must have taken it
and forgotten to tell me.
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Get along home now. It's late.
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No, I can't do it!
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It's the only way.
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- I don't want...
- She's the one!
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- But...
- You saw what she did. How strong she is.
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- I know, but...
- She's the last.
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Just this one more and I'll be free.
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- I won't.
- I will!
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Hi, hon. How's it going with the talent show?
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It'll be over soon.
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It can't be that bad. I, for one,
am looking forward to seeing your act.
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Seeing? In the sense of actually attending?
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- Of course!
- Uh-uh, no, Mom. You can't.
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If I know you're out there watching,
I'll freeze up. Stage fright.
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But I wanna support you.
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Look, Mom, if you really love me and
wanna show your support, you'll stay away.
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Far away!
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Honey, is there something bothering you?
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I mean, besides your fabulous debut.
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Nothing.
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There's just a lot going on right now.
243
00:17:55,625 --> 00:17:58,094
Well, get some sleep.
244
00:17:58,585 --> 00:18:01,577
- You'll feel better in the morning.
- Good plan.
245
00:18:38,225 --> 00:18:41,616
- What is it?
- In the bed, in the covers, there's something!
246
00:18:41,705 --> 00:18:43,503
Where?
247
00:18:44,785 --> 00:18:46,776
There's something there.
248
00:18:47,305 --> 00:18:50,741
Well, there's nothing there now.
Did you have a nightmare?
249
00:18:50,825 --> 00:18:53,624
No, there's some... There is...
250
00:18:55,905 --> 00:18:57,384
Yeah.
251
00:18:57,465 --> 00:18:59,456
You're probably right.
252
00:19:00,545 --> 00:19:05,142
- I'm sorry I got you up.
- Don't worry. I was dreaming about bills.
253
00:19:07,865 --> 00:19:11,574
Sweetheart, you shouldn't go to sleep
with the window open.
254
00:19:16,025 --> 00:19:18,175
I didn't.
255
00:19:19,065 --> 00:19:23,138
And my lovely assistant steps into the box.
256
00:19:29,625 --> 00:19:32,902
And behold!
257
00:19:34,025 --> 00:19:36,016
You were supposed to leave.
258
00:19:37,785 --> 00:19:42,541
I don't understand why
I have to follow Brett and his stupid band.
259
00:19:42,625 --> 00:19:45,822
Because we have to
clear their equipment before the finale.
260
00:19:45,905 --> 00:19:48,943
But the mood. It'll be all wrong.
261
00:19:49,025 --> 00:19:52,984
My song is about dignity
and human feelings
262
00:19:53,065 --> 00:19:56,262
and personal hygiene or something.
263
00:19:57,105 --> 00:20:01,576
Anyway it's sappy, and no one is gonna be
feeling sappy after all that rock'n'roll.
264
00:20:06,265 --> 00:20:08,336
- What?
- Oh, I'm sorry.
265
00:20:08,425 --> 00:20:10,780
Um, your hair...
266
00:20:10,865 --> 00:20:13,254
There's something wrong with my hair?
267
00:20:15,025 --> 00:20:17,016
Oh, my God.
268
00:20:17,665 --> 00:20:20,179
Xander was right. It worked like a charm.
269
00:20:23,705 --> 00:20:25,298
Hello.
270
00:20:25,385 --> 00:20:27,376
You look a bit worse for, uh...
271
00:20:27,905 --> 00:20:30,181
What exactly are you the worse for?
272
00:20:30,265 --> 00:20:33,895
- Where's Morgan?
- I haven't seen him.
273
00:20:33,985 --> 00:20:37,341
- Did he do something to you?
- No, it was his...
274
00:20:37,425 --> 00:20:39,814
Sid, the dummy.
275
00:20:40,625 --> 00:20:45,654
OK, everyone look at me like I'm in a bunny
suit cos that's how stupid I feel saying this.
276
00:20:45,745 --> 00:20:47,736
I think Sid was in my room last night.
277
00:20:48,065 --> 00:20:50,261
- With Morgan?
- No.
278
00:20:50,345 --> 00:20:53,064
He was alone and alive.
279
00:20:54,385 --> 00:20:56,501
- Did you see him?
- I saw something.
280
00:20:56,585 --> 00:20:59,020
It ran across my floor and it attacked me.
281
00:20:59,105 --> 00:21:00,903
Attacked you? How?
282
00:21:00,985 --> 00:21:03,374
- It pounced on my face.
- Like a cat?
283
00:21:03,465 --> 00:21:07,345
Yeah, exactly. But when I turned the lights on
I think it went out my window.
284
00:21:07,425 --> 00:21:11,817
- Like a cat?
- Yeah. No! It was Sid, the dummy.
285
00:21:11,905 --> 00:21:15,660
Or the nightmare of somebody
who had dummies on her mind.
286
00:21:15,745 --> 00:21:17,895
You did say they creep you out.
287
00:21:17,985 --> 00:21:20,454
Excuse me, can I have some support here?
288
00:21:20,545 --> 00:21:23,298
I'm not just some crazy person.
I'm the Slayer.
289
00:21:23,385 --> 00:21:25,456
The Dummy Slayer?
290
00:21:25,545 --> 00:21:27,980
There's nothing funny about that.
291
00:21:28,065 --> 00:21:32,263
Well, on the side of
the "Morgan's just crazy" theory, there is...
292
00:21:32,345 --> 00:21:34,336
Well, Morgan.
293
00:21:36,985 --> 00:21:41,422
I'd like to see Morgan without his better half.
Bet he could tell me something.
294
00:21:43,265 --> 00:21:47,862
Oh, if it's any consolation,
I may have found a possible demon culprit.
295
00:21:47,945 --> 00:21:51,779
There's this reference in here
to a brotherhood of seven demons
296
00:21:51,865 --> 00:21:53,902
who take the form of the unhumans.
297
00:21:53,985 --> 00:21:57,899
Every seven years these demons
need human organs, a brain and a heart,
298
00:21:57,985 --> 00:22:02,695
to maintain their humanity,
or they revert back to their original form
299
00:22:02,785 --> 00:22:05,425
which is slightly less appealing.
300
00:22:06,025 --> 00:22:08,983
So Morgan could still be the guy,
301
00:22:09,065 --> 00:22:12,217
only Demon Morgan,
instead of Crazy Morgan.
302
00:22:14,385 --> 00:22:19,459
Except that these demons
are preternaturally strong, and Morgan is...
303
00:22:20,025 --> 00:22:23,017
Well, he seems to be
getting weaker every day.
304
00:22:24,225 --> 00:22:27,820
As a result of this,
President Monroe put forth the eponymous -
305
00:22:27,905 --> 00:22:30,977
meaning "named after oneself' -
Monroe Doctrine,
306
00:22:31,065 --> 00:22:35,662
which, in one sense,
established the US as a local peacekeeper
307
00:23:03,425 --> 00:23:05,894
Looks like someone digs you.
That's adorable.
308
00:23:05,985 --> 00:23:08,818
You and the dummy
could tour in the freak show.
309
00:23:10,745 --> 00:23:14,864
OK, who can tell me
how Spain responded to this policy?
310
00:23:15,945 --> 00:23:17,618
Morgan?
311
00:23:17,705 --> 00:23:19,139
Morgan?
312
00:23:20,305 --> 00:23:21,704
What?
313
00:23:21,785 --> 00:23:24,015
Morgan has other things on his mind.
314
00:23:26,785 --> 00:23:29,299
- Give me your puppet.
- I'll put him away.
315
00:23:30,545 --> 00:23:32,536
You'll get it back after school.
316
00:23:38,385 --> 00:23:41,343
OK, then, in the first part of the 19th century...
317
00:23:41,425 --> 00:23:43,462
I'm still watching you.
318
00:23:43,545 --> 00:23:46,219
Morgan, that is enough!
319
00:23:58,385 --> 00:24:00,376
- Mrs Jackson?
- Morgan.
320
00:24:01,145 --> 00:24:03,614
- You said you'd give me...
- Oh, of course.
321
00:24:09,545 --> 00:24:13,254
You know, I wanted to ask you.
ls everything OK?
322
00:24:13,345 --> 00:24:16,815
- At home? Here at school?
- Yeah, it's great.
323
00:24:16,905 --> 00:24:19,977
I feel like you've become a little detached.
324
00:24:20,065 --> 00:24:25,139
You're one of the brightest kids I've seen,
but lately it seems like you're not all there.
325
00:24:26,905 --> 00:24:29,704
- Don't let other things get in the way.
- OK!
326
00:24:30,385 --> 00:24:31,978
Can I get Sid now?
327
00:24:32,825 --> 00:24:34,657
Sure.
328
00:24:39,545 --> 00:24:41,741
- It's gone.
- Gone?
329
00:24:43,225 --> 00:24:45,216
What do you mean gone?
330
00:24:45,665 --> 00:24:48,703
- Where could he have gone?
- I put it right here.
331
00:24:48,785 --> 00:24:52,221
He knew to wait for me. He knew I'd be back.
332
00:24:52,305 --> 00:24:55,661
- What do you mean "he"?
- What did you do with him?
333
00:24:55,745 --> 00:24:57,736
Where is he?
334
00:25:10,585 --> 00:25:14,704
- Where did you get that?
- Oh, I took it out of Mrs Jackson's cupboard.
335
00:25:14,785 --> 00:25:18,779
You said you wanted to speak to Morgan
alone. And, well, Morgan's alone...
336
00:25:18,865 --> 00:25:21,061
...and Sid's with me.
337
00:25:22,385 --> 00:25:27,255
Hi, Buffy. Hi, Willow. Would you
like to hear some off-colour jokes?
338
00:25:27,345 --> 00:25:30,622
- I don't think you should be doing that.
- What? Come on!
339
00:25:30,705 --> 00:25:34,061
- I'm not real.
- Xander, quit it!
340
00:25:35,425 --> 00:25:37,416
He's not real.
341
00:25:40,705 --> 00:25:46,337
I think our demonstration
proves that Sid is wood.
342
00:25:46,425 --> 00:25:50,783
Now, why don't you go find Morgan
and prove he's whatever he is?
343
00:25:50,865 --> 00:25:54,654
- I imagine he's looking for his puppet.
- I'll go find Morgan.
344
00:25:56,305 --> 00:26:00,458
- You watch the dummy.
- Bye-bye now. I'm inanimate.
345
00:26:02,465 --> 00:26:05,537
Redrum! Redrum!
346
00:26:06,505 --> 00:26:10,544
- What do we do with him?
- Hey! I'll keep him company.
347
00:26:10,625 --> 00:26:13,094
Willow, we have some hunting
of our own to do.
348
00:26:13,185 --> 00:26:17,383
Once again I'm banished to
the demon section on the card catalogue.
349
00:26:21,385 --> 00:26:25,094
You concentrate on reanimation theory.
I'll do organ harvesting.
350
00:26:25,185 --> 00:26:28,541
- Unless you'd prefer...
- That's OK. You can have the organs.
351
00:26:28,625 --> 00:26:32,414
So I guess it's just you and me, huh?
352
00:26:37,345 --> 00:26:39,336
That looks more comfortable.
353
00:26:45,345 --> 00:26:47,336
Morgan?!
354
00:26:59,025 --> 00:27:00,618
Morgan?
355
00:27:30,265 --> 00:27:31,778
Principal Snyder.
356
00:27:32,545 --> 00:27:35,697
- Looking for something?
- Have you seen Morgan Shay?
357
00:27:36,065 --> 00:27:40,343
You know, with everything
that's been going on recently,
358
00:27:41,105 --> 00:27:46,623
I'm not sure how safe it is
for a girl like yourself to be here.
359
00:27:46,705 --> 00:27:48,298
Alone.
360
00:27:48,665 --> 00:27:50,656
Well, I was just leaving.
361
00:27:50,745 --> 00:27:53,134
And I know how to take care of myself.
362
00:27:57,585 --> 00:27:59,576
All right, then.
363
00:28:14,785 --> 00:28:17,584
Look what I found in "Toys and Magic".
364
00:28:17,665 --> 00:28:21,977
"On rare occasions inanimate objects
of human quality, such as dolls,
365
00:28:22,065 --> 00:28:25,057
already mystically possessed
of consciousness,
366
00:28:25,145 --> 00:28:29,343
have acted upon their desire
to become human by harvesting organs."
367
00:28:30,305 --> 00:28:32,501
- Emily's heart.
- Morgan's dummy.
368
00:29:01,105 --> 00:29:04,143
- What is it?
- He's gone! Sid's gone!
369
00:29:04,225 --> 00:29:06,216
What? Oh!
370
00:29:25,105 --> 00:29:26,903
Morgan?
371
00:29:54,025 --> 00:29:56,016
Morgan.
372
00:30:02,265 --> 00:30:04,256
The demon's got himself a brain.
373
00:30:42,105 --> 00:30:45,336
Whoever's out there,
I'm gonna hurt you! Badly!
374
00:30:45,425 --> 00:30:47,416
If you'll just give me a minute.
375
00:31:09,825 --> 00:31:11,623
You win.
376
00:31:11,705 --> 00:31:15,221
Now you can take your heart and your brain
and move on.
377
00:31:15,305 --> 00:31:17,740
They would have made great trophies.
378
00:31:17,825 --> 00:31:21,784
- That would have been justice.
- Yeah, except for one thing.
379
00:31:21,865 --> 00:31:24,857
You lost and now you'll never be human.
380
00:31:24,945 --> 00:31:26,936
Yeah, well, neither will you.
381
00:31:29,945 --> 00:31:31,458
What?
382
00:31:32,185 --> 00:31:35,701
This is what I do. I hunt demons.
383
00:31:35,785 --> 00:31:38,823
Yeah. You wouldn't know it to look at me.
384
00:31:38,905 --> 00:31:44,776
Let's just say there was me, there was
a really mean demon, there was a curse,
385
00:31:44,865 --> 00:31:47,778
and the next thing I know
I'm not me any more.
386
00:31:47,865 --> 00:31:51,824
I'm sitting on some guy's knee
with his hand up my shirt.
387
00:31:51,905 --> 00:31:54,897
And ever since then
you've been a living dummy?
388
00:31:54,985 --> 00:31:58,615
The kid here was right.
I should have picked you to team up with.
389
00:31:58,705 --> 00:32:01,902
- But I didn't because...
- Because you thought I was the demon.
390
00:32:01,985 --> 00:32:04,704
Who can blame me for thinking?
Look at you.
391
00:32:04,785 --> 00:32:07,664
You're strong, athletic,
392
00:32:07,745 --> 00:32:09,338
limber,
393
00:32:09,905 --> 00:32:11,782
nubile.
394
00:32:15,185 --> 00:32:20,021
I'm back. In any case, now that
this demon's got the heart and brain,
395
00:32:20,105 --> 00:32:23,496
he gets to keep the human form he's in
for another seven years.
396
00:32:23,585 --> 00:32:26,782
It's nice to have
someone else explain all these things.
397
00:32:26,865 --> 00:32:29,425
There were seven of these guys.
I've killed six.
398
00:32:29,505 --> 00:32:33,385
If I can get the last one,
the curse will be lifted and I'll be free.
399
00:32:33,465 --> 00:32:36,059
I'm sure it's someone
in that stupid talent show.
400
00:32:36,145 --> 00:32:38,500
But now the demon will be moving on.
401
00:32:38,585 --> 00:32:42,783
- So if someone's missing from the show
- We'll know who our demon is.
402
00:32:42,865 --> 00:32:44,902
- The show!
- What?
403
00:32:44,985 --> 00:32:47,181
It's going to start! I should be there.
404
00:32:47,265 --> 00:32:51,418
Pull everyone's addresses.
If they're not there, we can find them at home.
405
00:32:51,505 --> 00:32:56,375
You, get 'em on stage. Form the Power Circle.
Then we can see who's a no-show.
406
00:32:56,465 --> 00:32:59,218
- Um, the what?
- The Power Circle.
407
00:32:59,305 --> 00:33:02,502
You get everyone together,
you get 'em revved up.
408
00:33:02,585 --> 00:33:04,383
Right.
409
00:33:06,785 --> 00:33:09,299
How'd he ever get that gig?
410
00:33:09,385 --> 00:33:11,376
15 minutes to curtain, everyone.
411
00:33:11,465 --> 00:33:13,661
15 minutes.
412
00:33:14,385 --> 00:33:16,376
I can't go out there.
413
00:33:16,465 --> 00:33:22,222
All those people staring at me and
judging me like I'm some kind of Buffy!
414
00:33:23,065 --> 00:33:26,820
- What if I mess up?
- Cordelia, there's an adage
415
00:33:26,905 --> 00:33:31,934
that if you're feeling nervous, you should
imagine the audience are in their underwear.
416
00:33:32,025 --> 00:33:34,619
Euch! Even Mrs Franklin?
417
00:33:35,385 --> 00:33:37,376
- Oh.
- Perhaps not.
418
00:33:37,465 --> 00:33:43,177
All right, we'll assemble on the stage
in five minutes for the power thing.
419
00:33:44,865 --> 00:33:46,856
So what's your deal, kid?
420
00:33:46,945 --> 00:33:50,415
- I don't figure you for a demon hunter.
- I'm a vampire slayer.
421
00:33:50,625 --> 00:33:52,616
You? You're the Slayer?
422
00:33:53,825 --> 00:33:55,736
Damn.
423
00:33:55,825 --> 00:33:58,021
I knew a slayer in the thirties.
424
00:33:58,545 --> 00:34:01,344
Korean chick. Very hot.
425
00:34:01,785 --> 00:34:05,824
We're talking muscle tone.
Man, we had some times.
426
00:34:08,065 --> 00:34:10,784
Hey, that was pre-dummy, all right?
427
00:34:11,305 --> 00:34:13,296
I was a guy.
428
00:34:15,185 --> 00:34:19,224
So, you kill the demon
and the curse is lifted, right?
429
00:34:19,305 --> 00:34:22,980
- That's the drill.
- You don't turn into a prince, do you?
430
00:34:23,065 --> 00:34:26,456
- I mean, your body...
- Is dust and bones.
431
00:34:27,505 --> 00:34:29,974
- When I say free...
- You mean dead.
432
00:34:30,185 --> 00:34:32,620
Don't get sniffly on me, sis.
433
00:34:32,705 --> 00:34:37,415
I've lived a lot longer than most
demon hunters. Or slayers, for that matter.
434
00:34:37,865 --> 00:34:41,335
Of course, if you want
to snuggle up and comfort me...
435
00:34:41,745 --> 00:34:44,942
So that horny-dummy thing
really isn't an act, is it?
436
00:34:45,385 --> 00:34:47,183
- Nope.
- Yuck.
437
00:34:47,265 --> 00:34:50,257
- Is everybody here?
- I think so.
438
00:34:51,265 --> 00:34:53,017
OK, here's our line-up.
439
00:34:53,425 --> 00:34:55,302
Quickly, everyone.
440
00:34:55,385 --> 00:34:57,376
Um, Power Circle.
441
00:35:06,985 --> 00:35:10,774
Well, that's that, then. Everybody, get ready.
442
00:35:10,865 --> 00:35:12,856
That's it?
443
00:35:12,945 --> 00:35:15,141
All right.
444
00:35:19,705 --> 00:35:21,821
Hold on.
445
00:35:25,065 --> 00:35:27,454
- No one's missing.
- So the demon isn't here?
446
00:35:27,545 --> 00:35:31,220
It seems not. Tell the others.
It's curtain. I must get the show running.
447
00:35:31,305 --> 00:35:33,296
- Right.
- Right.
448
00:35:36,065 --> 00:35:38,215
Sid?
449
00:36:01,945 --> 00:36:03,936
Sid?
450
00:36:19,585 --> 00:36:21,940
I'm never gonna stop washing my hands.
451
00:36:22,025 --> 00:36:26,383
So the dummy tells us that he's a demon
hunter and we're like "Fine, la-la-la-la".
452
00:36:26,465 --> 00:36:31,460
He takes off and now there's a brain. Does
anybody feel they've been Keyser Soze'd?
453
00:36:31,545 --> 00:36:35,379
Sid's on the level, I'm sure.
But why would the demon reject the brain?
454
00:36:35,465 --> 00:36:37,581
I thought Morgan was a smart kid.
455
00:36:37,665 --> 00:36:40,305
He was. Look at his grades. All A's.
456
00:36:40,385 --> 00:36:42,695
He was even taking college classes.
457
00:36:42,785 --> 00:36:44,901
- Wait a second.
- What?
458
00:36:44,985 --> 00:36:47,659
- All these sick days.
- He was out for half the year.
459
00:36:47,745 --> 00:36:50,339
Check the school nurse's file.
460
00:36:52,465 --> 00:36:56,504
Look at this. "In case of emergency,
contact Dr Dale Liggette,
461
00:36:56,585 --> 00:37:00,135
California Institute of Neurosurgery,
Cancer Ward."
462
00:37:00,305 --> 00:37:03,218
- Brain cancer?
- That's why he had all the headaches.
463
00:37:03,305 --> 00:37:06,536
So whatever's out there
still needs an intelligent brain.
464
00:37:06,625 --> 00:37:08,104
So I'm safe.
465
00:37:08,185 --> 00:37:11,701
And it's gonna be looking for
the smartest person around.
466
00:37:13,025 --> 00:37:14,220
What?
467
00:37:14,305 --> 00:37:16,455
If you calibrated the units of weight,
468
00:37:16,545 --> 00:37:20,903
you could calculate the maximum velocity
achieved before the point of impact.
469
00:37:20,985 --> 00:37:24,182
Gee, Mr Giles! You're smart.
Could you do me a favour?
470
00:37:24,265 --> 00:37:26,734
What could a demon possibly want from me?
471
00:37:26,825 --> 00:37:28,816
What's the square root of 841?
472
00:37:28,905 --> 00:37:30,942
29.
473
00:37:31,025 --> 00:37:32,424
Oh, yeah.
474
00:37:32,505 --> 00:37:36,499
Don't worry. As long as you're with us,
that demon won't get what he wants.
475
00:37:40,145 --> 00:37:42,341
- Oh, my.
- Pretty cool, huh?
476
00:37:45,905 --> 00:37:49,500
- Are you sure no one else can help you out?
- My assistant got sick.
477
00:37:49,585 --> 00:37:51,974
You won't have to say anything. Lie down.
478
00:37:52,065 --> 00:37:54,056
How exactly does it work?
479
00:37:55,105 --> 00:37:57,619
A good magician never tells his secrets.
480
00:38:00,585 --> 00:38:02,576
We haven't got much time.
481
00:38:02,665 --> 00:38:04,258
This is ridiculous.
482
00:38:04,345 --> 00:38:08,418
We can't wait for him to come to us.
We have to figure out who we're dealing with.
483
00:38:08,505 --> 00:38:10,701
- I still vote dummy.
- No!
484
00:38:10,785 --> 00:38:13,504
OK, so we ruled out
all the people in the talent show.
485
00:38:13,585 --> 00:38:17,624
Because they were all there,
but that's before we found the brain.
486
00:38:17,705 --> 00:38:21,096
Right. So it probably is one of them.
487
00:38:21,505 --> 00:38:24,099
Giles doesn't know it. He's with them all now.
488
00:38:24,185 --> 00:38:28,179
Look, Giles can handle himself.
I mean, he is really
489
00:38:29,625 --> 00:38:31,024
smart.
490
00:38:31,745 --> 00:38:33,736
Giles!
491
00:38:38,585 --> 00:38:41,623
- Shouldn't it be aimed at my neck?
- No.
492
00:38:41,705 --> 00:38:44,823
No, this way your scalp gets sliced off
493
00:38:44,905 --> 00:38:47,704
and your brains just come pouring out.
494
00:38:49,905 --> 00:38:52,499
- What exactly is the trick?
- Trick?
495
00:38:53,345 --> 00:38:55,143
Mark?
496
00:39:01,945 --> 00:39:03,743
Mark?
497
00:39:35,705 --> 00:39:38,174
- Where are the keys?
- Mark's got it.
498
00:39:38,265 --> 00:39:39,744
Willow!
499
00:39:42,785 --> 00:39:44,344
Hurry!
500
00:39:55,585 --> 00:39:57,303
How do you lock this thing?
501
00:40:04,145 --> 00:40:05,465
What's happening?
502
00:40:15,745 --> 00:40:17,338
I found you!
503
00:40:28,905 --> 00:40:30,737
Let go!
504
00:40:41,945 --> 00:40:44,061
I must say, all of you,
505
00:40:44,145 --> 00:40:46,136
your timing is impeccable.
506
00:40:46,985 --> 00:40:49,420
And now for the big finish.
507
00:40:49,705 --> 00:40:51,901
What are you doing?
508
00:40:51,985 --> 00:40:54,181
It's not enough.
509
00:40:54,265 --> 00:40:56,256
He'll come back.
510
00:40:56,865 --> 00:41:00,859
You have to get the heart,
then all of this will be over.
511
00:41:02,105 --> 00:41:04,494
- Let me.
- I got it.
512
00:41:05,625 --> 00:41:07,343
Thanks.
513
00:41:36,905 --> 00:41:38,896
It's over.
514
00:41:55,305 --> 00:41:57,216
I don't get it.
515
00:41:58,145 --> 00:42:00,739
What is it? Avant-garde?
516
00:42:02,545 --> 00:42:06,175
O ruler of my country, Oedipus,
you see our company around the altar,
517
00:42:06,265 --> 00:42:07,858
and I, the priest of Zeus.
518
00:42:07,945 --> 00:42:13,099
Ha-ha. They prophesied that I should kill my
father, but he is dead and hidden in the soil.
519
00:42:13,385 --> 00:42:15,854
But surely I must fear my mother's bed.
520
00:42:15,945 --> 00:42:18,221
Oh, Oedipus, Oedipus, unhappy Oedipus.
521
00:42:18,305 --> 00:42:21,900
That is all I can call you
and all that I ever shall call you.
522
00:42:22,225 --> 00:42:24,819
Darkness! And horror of darkness!
523
00:42:24,905 --> 00:42:28,739
Unfolding restless visitant
sped by an ill wind in haste.
524
00:42:29,065 --> 00:42:34,014
Madness and
Madness and stabbing pain and
525
00:42:34,105 --> 00:42:36,301
and... um, oh...
526
00:42:38,145 --> 00:42:39,943
Oh...
527
00:42:40,025 --> 00:42:43,063
Memory of, uh... ill deeds I have done.
528
00:42:54,265 --> 00:42:56,620
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