1 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:02,960 "Previously on" Desperate Housewives... 2 00:00:03,040 --> 00:00:05,360 John, you're a toy. You and me, no future. 3 00:00:05,440 --> 00:00:06,800 Once some things are said... 4 00:00:06,880 --> 00:00:09,640 Remember what it's like to work a 60-hour week? 5 00:00:09,760 --> 00:00:11,520 ... you can't take them back. 6 00:00:11,640 --> 00:00:14,800 No one cares as much about finding Deidre as I do. 7 00:00:15,920 --> 00:00:18,240 - You shot yourself? - Pretty lame, huh? 8 00:00:18,360 --> 00:00:20,480 - "The damage is already done." - Mom! 9 00:00:20,640 --> 00:00:23,200 - You're not taking her away from me. - Get out. 10 00:00:23,280 --> 00:00:26,800 I needed you to see something. They stole it from Mike's garage. 11 00:00:26,920 --> 00:00:28,400 Is that blood? 12 00:00:30,560 --> 00:00:36,080 [Mary Alice] "Bree Van De Kamp" believed in old-fashioned values. 13 00:00:36,200 --> 00:00:38,800 Things like respect for God, 14 00:00:39,720 --> 00:00:42,680 the importance of family, 15 00:00:43,640 --> 00:00:46,000 and love of country. 16 00:00:47,520 --> 00:00:51,440 In fact, Bree believed so strongly in her values, 17 00:00:51,560 --> 00:00:55,560 it was always a shock whenever she was confronted 18 00:00:55,680 --> 00:00:58,000 with those who didn't. 19 00:01:00,080 --> 00:01:03,800 - It's not mine. - You promised the cheating had stopped. 20 00:01:03,880 --> 00:01:07,640 Could we not yell at each other? I'm feeling lousy today. 21 00:01:07,680 --> 00:01:12,440 - I want you out of the house. - Bree, look at me. It's not mine. 22 00:01:12,520 --> 00:01:16,600 It didn't just magically appear in my laundry basket. 23 00:01:16,680 --> 00:01:20,440 I'm not the only guy in this house that uses that hamper. 24 00:01:22,120 --> 00:01:23,960 - No! - Sorry. 25 00:01:24,000 --> 00:01:28,000 - Andrew's still a child. - He's 16. It's not unheard of. 26 00:01:28,080 --> 00:01:30,440 - Honey, talk to him. - And tell him what? 27 00:01:30,520 --> 00:01:34,760 That we found his condom and that he is forbidden from... You know. 28 00:01:34,840 --> 00:01:38,720 I can tell him we think he's too young, but it won't do any good. 29 00:01:38,840 --> 00:01:42,960 We can search his room and if we find any more, we'll confiscate them. 30 00:01:43,080 --> 00:01:46,680 - That will accomplish what? - If we take away his condoms... 31 00:01:46,720 --> 00:01:51,560 He's a teenage boy. We could take away his penis, he'd still try to have sex. 32 00:01:51,680 --> 00:01:54,040 Well, we can't put it back in his room. 33 00:01:54,120 --> 00:01:57,440 That would be like we're condoning pre-marital sex. 34 00:01:57,600 --> 00:02:00,560 Bree, let me put this another way. 35 00:02:03,960 --> 00:02:06,680 Do you want to become a grandmother? 36 00:02:10,360 --> 00:02:14,440 Yes, Bree believed in old-fashioned values. 37 00:02:16,000 --> 00:02:18,880 But she also believed 38 00:02:18,960 --> 00:02:23,840 it was better to be safe than sorry. 39 00:03:07,440 --> 00:03:11,080 Each new morning in suburbia brings with it 40 00:03:11,200 --> 00:03:13,760 a new set of lies. 41 00:03:13,840 --> 00:03:16,640 Little white lies, told not to hurt... 42 00:03:16,720 --> 00:03:19,440 Morning, Mrs. Petchul, you look lovely today. 43 00:03:19,480 --> 00:03:23,040 ... but to make life more pleasant. 44 00:03:23,840 --> 00:03:26,760 They tell these lies to protect themselves 45 00:03:26,840 --> 00:03:28,920 and their reputations. 46 00:03:29,280 --> 00:03:31,960 Oh, for God's sake, this is unbelievable. 47 00:03:32,080 --> 00:03:34,560 This is the last time I do my banking online. 48 00:03:38,160 --> 00:03:40,240 Of course, every now and then, 49 00:03:40,360 --> 00:03:45,280 the day arrives when someone finally decides to tell the truth. 50 00:03:45,400 --> 00:03:48,160 He was shot? How could you not tell us about this? 51 00:03:48,240 --> 00:03:52,480 He was embarrassed. He said it was an accident. 52 00:03:52,560 --> 00:03:55,560 Oh, don't look at me like that. Accidents happen. 53 00:03:55,720 --> 00:03:57,560 We know you want to trust Mike, 54 00:03:57,640 --> 00:04:00,680 but he had a dead woman's jewelry in his garage. 55 00:04:00,760 --> 00:04:03,280 Now did he? We don't know that for sure. 56 00:04:03,400 --> 00:04:06,400 All we know is that Lynette's kids turned up with it. 57 00:04:06,480 --> 00:04:08,920 Are you saying the twins murdered Martha? 58 00:04:09,000 --> 00:04:11,760 Well, I wouldn't put it past them. 59 00:04:11,840 --> 00:04:14,680 That is about as likely as Mike having done it. 60 00:04:14,800 --> 00:04:19,880 He's a good guy. I know him. I mean, he's... he's Mike. 61 00:04:20,000 --> 00:04:22,160 I don't think Mike did it either, 62 00:04:22,240 --> 00:04:25,720 but if we don't call, we're guilty of withholding evidence. 63 00:04:25,800 --> 00:04:30,280 If he is innocent, this should be a simple matter to clear up. 64 00:04:30,360 --> 00:04:34,360 But... we will do whatever you want us to do. 65 00:04:41,080 --> 00:04:42,360 OK, call. 66 00:04:42,440 --> 00:04:45,880 - Shall I just dial 911? - It's not really an emergency. 67 00:04:46,000 --> 00:04:48,400 - There was a murder. - Well, not recently. 68 00:04:48,520 --> 00:04:51,400 Will you just call? 69 00:04:51,480 --> 00:04:56,000 [Buttons beeping, ringing tone] 70 00:04:56,120 --> 00:04:57,160 [Knocking] 71 00:04:59,440 --> 00:05:00,440 Hey. 72 00:05:01,200 --> 00:05:04,600 My Mom will be home any minute. She'll freak if she sees you. 73 00:05:04,720 --> 00:05:09,440 Oh, I just wanted to deliver this personally. I'm having a party. 74 00:05:09,560 --> 00:05:12,320 You know she doesn't want us to see each other. 75 00:05:14,080 --> 00:05:17,680 Well, you gotta come. I... you're the reason I'm doing this. 76 00:05:17,760 --> 00:05:23,080 I'll try to talk to my Mom, OK? But you really gotta go. 77 00:05:29,880 --> 00:05:34,040 - Hey, Mrs. Solis. - I'm sorry. Do I know you? 78 00:05:34,080 --> 00:05:36,560 Yeah, I'm Justin, John's roommate. 79 00:05:36,640 --> 00:05:38,720 I've been waiting forever for you. 80 00:05:38,800 --> 00:05:41,920 - Really? Why? - I want to do you a favor. 81 00:05:42,040 --> 00:05:44,160 What kind of favor? 82 00:05:44,240 --> 00:05:49,080 John says that you can't afford a gardener right now, 83 00:05:49,200 --> 00:05:52,760 and I told him I'd be happy to do it. For free. 84 00:05:52,800 --> 00:05:55,800 You want to mow my lawn for free? 85 00:05:55,880 --> 00:06:00,200 Mow your lawn. Water your flowers. Trim your bushes. 86 00:06:01,640 --> 00:06:04,280 I could do everything John did for you. 87 00:06:04,360 --> 00:06:07,840 That's very generous of you, but I don't think so. 88 00:06:07,920 --> 00:06:09,200 Why? 89 00:06:09,320 --> 00:06:12,480 Because my husband is home quite a lot these days. 90 00:06:12,600 --> 00:06:16,320 If any bush needs trimming, he takes care of it. 91 00:06:16,440 --> 00:06:21,120 This is a beautiful yard. I'm sure it could use a little extra attention. 92 00:06:21,200 --> 00:06:24,960 [Scoffs] I'm flattered, but no, thank you. 93 00:06:26,280 --> 00:06:28,440 Mrs. Solis, please. 94 00:06:30,200 --> 00:06:34,160 Did I mention why my husband's home a lot? He's under house arrest. 95 00:06:34,240 --> 00:06:35,280 Oh? 96 00:06:35,360 --> 00:06:38,520 He has a lot of anger toward the government right now, 97 00:06:38,600 --> 00:06:42,880 and he's just dying to find someone to take it out on. 98 00:06:46,760 --> 00:06:48,880 [Justin sighs] 99 00:06:50,640 --> 00:06:52,960 [Boys all shouting] 100 00:06:53,040 --> 00:06:57,120 Hey, guys. This isn't a hockey rink. Can you take it outside? 101 00:06:57,200 --> 00:06:59,280 Hi, honey. How was your day? 102 00:07:02,000 --> 00:07:04,560 I didn't get the V.P. Gig. 103 00:07:04,640 --> 00:07:08,200 Oh, Tom, I am so sorry. 104 00:07:08,280 --> 00:07:11,520 It doesn't make sense to me. I'm Peterson's "go-to guy". 105 00:07:11,640 --> 00:07:14,960 How does Tim Duggan, the biggest blowhard in the office, 106 00:07:15,040 --> 00:07:17,400 get promoted to vice president over me? 107 00:07:17,520 --> 00:07:20,080 I thought you liked Tim Duggan? 108 00:07:20,120 --> 00:07:24,040 I do. I just... I don't know, I just, I really wanted that promotion. 109 00:07:24,120 --> 00:07:25,960 [Boys shouting] 110 00:07:26,040 --> 00:07:29,640 Hey, boys, take the Stanley Cup finals outside. 111 00:07:29,720 --> 00:07:31,240 Whack! 112 00:07:31,360 --> 00:07:34,600 Did you tell Mr. Peterson that you wanted the job? 113 00:07:34,680 --> 00:07:36,880 I have worked there for 8½ years. 114 00:07:37,000 --> 00:07:39,480 Duggan's been there two. I am not gonna beg. 115 00:07:39,560 --> 00:07:43,280 I'm not saying to beg. You just have to step up from time to time. 116 00:07:43,360 --> 00:07:48,280 See your opportunity and take it. Nobody respects a shrinking violet. 117 00:07:48,360 --> 00:07:53,560 There is more than one leadership style. Mine is quiet but... effective. 118 00:07:53,680 --> 00:07:56,520 Take that racket outside! 119 00:07:59,680 --> 00:08:01,760 Whatever works for you. 120 00:08:05,600 --> 00:08:07,200 Susan! 121 00:08:07,280 --> 00:08:11,280 Hey, sexy. Where you been? I called you twice. You avoiding me? 122 00:08:11,400 --> 00:08:16,440 Why would I do that? No, I've been really busy grocery shopping. 123 00:08:16,520 --> 00:08:19,440 For two days? You must be pretty well stocked. 124 00:08:24,720 --> 00:08:28,000 - How about dinner tonight? - Uh... 125 00:08:28,080 --> 00:08:30,720 Dinner... tonight? Um... 126 00:08:30,760 --> 00:08:32,320 You OK? 127 00:08:34,800 --> 00:08:37,200 Can you hold these a sec? 128 00:08:40,800 --> 00:08:43,280 Up against the car! 129 00:08:45,640 --> 00:08:47,800 You have the right to remain silent. 130 00:08:47,880 --> 00:08:51,760 Anything you do say can be used against you in a court of law. 131 00:08:51,840 --> 00:08:55,880 You have the right to consult an attorney... 132 00:09:00,120 --> 00:09:05,680 So get this: Zach Young's throwing a pool party Saturday night. 133 00:09:05,760 --> 00:09:08,040 He sent out formal invitations. 134 00:09:08,120 --> 00:09:11,760 I'm surprised he didn't spritz them with aftershave. 135 00:09:11,880 --> 00:09:16,120 - What is wrong with nice invitations? - Mom, it's a pool party. 136 00:09:16,240 --> 00:09:18,400 He could've just passed out flyers. 137 00:09:18,440 --> 00:09:21,480 He's genetically incapable of being cool. 138 00:09:21,560 --> 00:09:24,000 So, uh... are you going? 139 00:09:24,080 --> 00:09:28,640 Uh... maybe. I mean, um, Lisa and Justin and some of the guys 140 00:09:28,720 --> 00:09:31,000 thought it'd be fun to swim. 141 00:09:31,080 --> 00:09:33,760 We can always bail if it's lame. 142 00:09:33,920 --> 00:09:37,080 Oh, is, um, Lisa your friend with the pierced navel? 143 00:09:37,200 --> 00:09:38,600 Yeah. 144 00:09:38,720 --> 00:09:41,920 You've been spending a lot of time together lately. 145 00:09:42,040 --> 00:09:43,840 I guess. 146 00:09:45,320 --> 00:09:50,160 Oh, uh, Andrew, I'm gonna want you home by 11 on Saturday. 147 00:09:50,240 --> 00:09:53,440 11? Mom, it's not even a school night! 148 00:09:53,520 --> 00:09:56,520 Bree, a curfew isn't gonna do any good. 149 00:09:57,400 --> 00:10:01,040 You may be able to abdicate all your parental responsibility, 150 00:10:01,160 --> 00:10:03,680 but I cannot. 151 00:10:03,760 --> 00:10:07,520 What... what's going on here? 152 00:10:09,760 --> 00:10:12,520 Is this to do with the condom you left in my room? 153 00:10:12,640 --> 00:10:15,840 As a matter of fact, it is. And just so we're clear, 154 00:10:15,920 --> 00:10:18,680 if you get Lisa pregnant, you will marry her. 155 00:10:18,800 --> 00:10:19,840 Ha! 156 00:10:21,160 --> 00:10:23,240 Andrew, this is not funny. 157 00:10:23,360 --> 00:10:26,160 Mom, trust me. This is very funny. 158 00:10:26,240 --> 00:10:29,600 Mostly because the condom wasn't mine. 159 00:10:40,080 --> 00:10:42,120 You suck, you know that? 160 00:10:51,400 --> 00:10:53,480 So obviously we need to talk. 161 00:10:55,120 --> 00:10:57,800 I'm still a virgin, if you want to know. 162 00:10:57,880 --> 00:11:01,440 Well, good. But why on earth would you need a condom? 163 00:11:01,560 --> 00:11:05,240 I'm planning on having sex and don't want to get pregnant. 164 00:11:05,320 --> 00:11:07,840 You are president of the Abstinence Club. 165 00:11:07,920 --> 00:11:10,680 I wasn't planning on running for a second term. 166 00:11:10,760 --> 00:11:13,280 Who were you planning on having sex with? 167 00:11:13,360 --> 00:11:16,360 - John. - I thought you broke up with him. 168 00:11:16,440 --> 00:11:19,480 No. He broke up with me because I wouldn't do it. 169 00:11:19,560 --> 00:11:21,880 If that's the type he is, good riddance. 170 00:11:21,960 --> 00:11:24,800 Mom, every boy at my school is that type. 171 00:11:24,880 --> 00:11:28,840 And besides, it's different with John. 172 00:11:28,920 --> 00:11:30,520 I love him. 173 00:11:32,440 --> 00:11:36,200 Sweetheart, just because you give a boy sex 174 00:11:36,280 --> 00:11:39,520 doesn't mean you'll get love in return. 175 00:11:39,600 --> 00:11:43,480 So maybe I'm being stupid. What's the big deal? It's just sex. 176 00:11:44,960 --> 00:11:47,280 I am looking out for your happiness. 177 00:11:47,320 --> 00:11:51,000 I understand what it's like to be young and feel urges. 178 00:11:51,120 --> 00:11:54,400 But I waited until I got married. As did your father. 179 00:11:54,480 --> 00:11:56,920 And it was so much better. 180 00:11:57,000 --> 00:12:00,280 But Daddy ended up cheating on you. 181 00:12:00,400 --> 00:12:02,040 Yes. Well... 182 00:12:02,080 --> 00:12:04,400 Now he's moved back, you're miserable. 183 00:12:04,480 --> 00:12:07,440 - Why would you say that? - The walls are paper thin. 184 00:12:07,520 --> 00:12:10,400 I hear more stuff than I probably should. 185 00:12:10,480 --> 00:12:13,640 - Oh, uh... - Look, Mom, I love you a lot, 186 00:12:13,720 --> 00:12:19,200 but you're the last person to give anyone advice about sex and happiness. 187 00:12:26,160 --> 00:12:28,720 You seen these? Five more Past Due notices. 188 00:12:28,800 --> 00:12:31,440 - I'm handling it. - How are you handling it? 189 00:12:31,600 --> 00:12:33,360 Can I finish my sandwich? 190 00:12:33,440 --> 00:12:35,800 Have you seen our account? We're broke. 191 00:12:35,880 --> 00:12:38,800 We have the mortgage payment coming up... 192 00:12:38,920 --> 00:12:41,320 Gaby, it's gonna be OK. 193 00:12:41,440 --> 00:12:43,400 No, it's not. We are screwed. 194 00:12:43,520 --> 00:12:46,360 I am freaking out that you're not freaking out. 195 00:12:46,480 --> 00:12:48,520 - Things will turn around. - When? 196 00:12:48,640 --> 00:12:53,520 I don't know when. But we're lucky people. And we'll be lucky again. 197 00:12:53,600 --> 00:12:56,880 - What is that? - It's the lawn mower. 198 00:12:58,960 --> 00:13:01,880 We got a new gardener today. 199 00:13:02,000 --> 00:13:05,040 It won't cost us a cent. The kid's a friend of John's. 200 00:13:05,160 --> 00:13:09,360 - Carlos... - He said he'd do the lawn for free. 201 00:13:10,240 --> 00:13:15,120 Can you believe it? We are lucky people. 202 00:13:19,280 --> 00:13:21,360 [Crowd cheers] 203 00:13:24,680 --> 00:13:27,240 - Hey, Duggan. You're up, baby. - You got it. 204 00:13:27,320 --> 00:13:29,560 - Yeah, Duggan. - Let's go, man. 205 00:13:29,680 --> 00:13:32,480 Hey, guys, good to see you again. [laughs] 206 00:13:32,600 --> 00:13:34,640 - Hey. - Hey. 207 00:13:35,600 --> 00:13:38,160 Don't look so glum. You'll get a hit. 208 00:13:38,240 --> 00:13:42,000 Oh, it's not that. This is my "hating Tim Duggan" look. 209 00:13:44,040 --> 00:13:45,320 Oh, Duggan connects. 210 00:13:45,440 --> 00:13:46,840 There! 211 00:13:47,800 --> 00:13:50,960 Look at that job-stealing bastard run. 212 00:13:51,080 --> 00:13:54,040 Duggan is showing some of that glory-hounding, 213 00:13:54,080 --> 00:13:57,000 ass-kissing hustle that he is so well-known for. 214 00:13:57,120 --> 00:13:59,920 I forgot how much fun you are when you're bitter. 215 00:14:00,040 --> 00:14:04,480 He's stretching for extra bases. Like he stretched for extra territory, 216 00:14:04,560 --> 00:14:08,120 screwing over unsung utility player, Tom Scavo. 217 00:14:08,240 --> 00:14:13,600 Oh! Down goes Duggan. Duggan goes down. That's gotta hurt. 218 00:14:13,640 --> 00:14:15,680 The glory-hound is tagged out, 219 00:14:15,840 --> 00:14:18,680 and he's gonna have to deal with tough dirt stains. 220 00:14:18,800 --> 00:14:19,800 Tom... 221 00:14:22,560 --> 00:14:25,080 No, I'm sure he's just grandstanding. 222 00:14:28,720 --> 00:14:30,680 Oh, my God! 223 00:14:30,760 --> 00:14:32,840 Holy crap! 224 00:14:36,520 --> 00:14:40,160 - It's only a pool party. - I said no. 225 00:14:40,280 --> 00:14:43,600 Are you gonna keep a boy-free zone around me until I'm 18? 226 00:14:43,720 --> 00:14:47,160 You can see boys, in a couple years, just not that boy. 227 00:14:47,200 --> 00:14:49,320 [Sighs] Why do you hate Zach? 228 00:14:49,440 --> 00:14:52,960 I don't hate Zach. I just think he's sort of crazy. 229 00:14:53,040 --> 00:14:55,200 People call you "sort of crazy". 230 00:14:55,280 --> 00:14:58,440 I'm adorable crazy. And he's rampage crazy. 231 00:14:58,480 --> 00:15:00,160 [Knocking] 232 00:15:02,880 --> 00:15:04,160 - Susan Mayer? - Yeah? 233 00:15:04,280 --> 00:15:08,520 I'm Detective Copeland, investigating the murder of Martha Huber. 234 00:15:08,600 --> 00:15:10,960 I need to talk to you about Mike Delfino. 235 00:15:11,040 --> 00:15:14,400 Do you remember seeing Mr. Delfino on the 7th of last month? 236 00:15:14,520 --> 00:15:16,840 Is the 7th important? 237 00:15:17,600 --> 00:15:20,640 We believe it was the night that Martha Huber was murdered. 238 00:15:20,720 --> 00:15:23,080 She was seen at the grocery store at nine. 239 00:15:23,200 --> 00:15:26,760 She didn't show for a dentist appointment the next morning. 240 00:15:26,840 --> 00:15:28,880 - What day was that? - It was a Sunday. 241 00:15:28,960 --> 00:15:31,520 Oh! Oh, my God! Yes! 242 00:15:31,640 --> 00:15:32,880 Yes! Yes! 243 00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:35,040 Yes, I... I was with Mike that night. 244 00:15:35,160 --> 00:15:36,600 - You're sure? - Yes. 245 00:15:36,680 --> 00:15:41,880 It was a big night, relationship-wise. It was the first time that we... 246 00:15:41,960 --> 00:15:45,920 - The first time you? - Did it. The first time they did it. 247 00:15:46,000 --> 00:15:47,560 - Julie! - It was. 248 00:15:47,640 --> 00:15:49,960 - How did you know? - I'm not clueless. 249 00:15:50,040 --> 00:15:54,800 - Men's boxers in the clothes hamper. - Don't write that down. 250 00:15:54,880 --> 00:15:57,040 This is good. You can let Mike go. 251 00:15:57,160 --> 00:16:00,600 Assuming everything you're telling me is true. 252 00:16:00,680 --> 00:16:01,800 It's true. 253 00:16:01,840 --> 00:16:06,200 The next morning she made pancakes in the shape of little hearts. 254 00:16:06,280 --> 00:16:08,680 Seriously, little hearts. 255 00:16:15,200 --> 00:16:17,640 [Gasps] Oh, God! 256 00:16:17,760 --> 00:16:20,200 Justin. What are you doing up here? 257 00:16:20,280 --> 00:16:25,600 Uh... I finished the hedges. Is there anything else Mr. Solis wants done? 258 00:16:25,680 --> 00:16:28,680 He's not here. He had a meeting with his lawyer. 259 00:16:28,760 --> 00:16:31,160 So that means we're all alone. 260 00:16:31,240 --> 00:16:33,680 No. I'm all alone. You're leaving. 261 00:16:33,760 --> 00:16:35,800 I'm not in a hurry. 262 00:16:35,880 --> 00:16:39,440 - We could hang out for a while. - [Scoffs] I don't think so. 263 00:16:39,560 --> 00:16:43,680 Come on. If you just got to know me, you'd see I can be lots of fun. 264 00:16:43,760 --> 00:16:46,120 All my friends say so. 265 00:16:46,160 --> 00:16:49,720 I'm not one of your friends. Get out of my bedroom. 266 00:16:49,880 --> 00:16:51,920 Come on, Mrs. Solis. Be nice. 267 00:16:53,280 --> 00:16:54,920 [Gasps] 268 00:16:57,520 --> 00:16:59,400 You shouldn't have done that. 269 00:16:59,480 --> 00:17:01,680 Do you know how easy it would be 270 00:17:01,800 --> 00:17:04,600 for me to tell my husband what you tried to do? 271 00:17:04,640 --> 00:17:09,040 Not as easy as it'd be for me to tell him about you and John. 272 00:17:09,120 --> 00:17:12,280 I... I'm sorry, Mrs. Solis, 273 00:17:12,360 --> 00:17:15,320 but you're gonna have to be nice to me, 274 00:17:15,440 --> 00:17:18,120 at least once. 275 00:17:32,840 --> 00:17:34,000 Mike! 276 00:17:34,720 --> 00:17:37,320 Mike! Are you OK? 277 00:17:37,440 --> 00:17:40,640 Uh... yeah. Yeah. I'm a little bit embarrassed. 278 00:17:40,680 --> 00:17:44,800 - Must be the talk of the neighborhood. - No. Not really. No. 279 00:17:44,880 --> 00:17:47,720 So guess what? I'm your alibi. 280 00:17:47,800 --> 00:17:52,640 I told the police we were together the night Mrs. Huber was killed 281 00:17:52,720 --> 00:17:56,280 and that I could never forget that night. 282 00:17:56,360 --> 00:18:00,760 - You don't think I killed Mrs. Huber? - No! No, of course not. 283 00:18:00,840 --> 00:18:06,000 I could never think you killed anybody, even if I wasn't your alibi. Which I am. 284 00:18:06,040 --> 00:18:12,000 OK. I'm, um, I'm gonna go take a shower. Jail's kinda gross. 285 00:18:12,120 --> 00:18:15,480 - I'll call you later. OK? - Sure. When? 286 00:18:17,880 --> 00:18:22,000 Later. I just got some stuff I gotta take care of. OK? 287 00:18:24,200 --> 00:18:25,880 OK. 288 00:18:27,920 --> 00:18:30,040 - Mrs. Van De Kamp. - Hello, John. 289 00:18:30,160 --> 00:18:33,520 I'm sorry to drop by unannounced. Do you have a moment? 290 00:18:33,560 --> 00:18:34,720 Sure. 291 00:18:37,480 --> 00:18:40,400 So... what can I do for you? 292 00:18:40,480 --> 00:18:44,200 Well, my daughter is planning on giving you her virginity 293 00:18:44,280 --> 00:18:47,800 and I would consider it a favor if you wouldn't take it. 294 00:18:53,400 --> 00:18:57,080 - Hey. - Hey! So what's the word on Tim? 295 00:18:57,160 --> 00:19:00,520 He came through the triple bypass with flying colors. 296 00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:02,720 Thank God. 297 00:19:02,760 --> 00:19:04,640 It's not all coming up roses. 298 00:19:04,760 --> 00:19:08,960 He's not gonna be able to come back to work for four-and-a-half months. 299 00:19:09,000 --> 00:19:10,080 Oh. 300 00:19:12,600 --> 00:19:13,600 What? 301 00:19:13,720 --> 00:19:15,760 Company still needs to expand, 302 00:19:15,840 --> 00:19:20,760 so they need a fit, heart-smart guy like me to step up, take the ball. 303 00:19:20,840 --> 00:19:23,520 - You're going after his promotion? - No. 304 00:19:23,640 --> 00:19:26,040 I already got it. You should have seen me. 305 00:19:26,120 --> 00:19:28,640 I walked straight into Peterson's office 306 00:19:28,760 --> 00:19:32,120 and told him he would be a fool to hold Duggan's promotion. 307 00:19:32,240 --> 00:19:35,440 - You called your boss a fool? - I did. 308 00:19:35,560 --> 00:19:39,240 That was risky in retrospect. But still he gave me the job. 309 00:19:39,360 --> 00:19:42,040 - Oh, my God. That's great. - Honey, it's me. 310 00:19:42,120 --> 00:19:46,120 - I got the whole west coast. - Oh, my... What? What? 311 00:19:46,200 --> 00:19:49,600 I thought you were going after an in-house position. 312 00:19:49,640 --> 00:19:53,520 No. I'm setting up new offices from Seattle to LA. I told you that. 313 00:19:53,640 --> 00:19:54,960 No. 314 00:19:57,080 --> 00:19:58,760 No, you didn't. 315 00:19:58,880 --> 00:20:03,160 OK. Well, so it's gonna be a little bit more travel, but... 316 00:20:03,280 --> 00:20:06,240 Tom, you're barely here half the time as it is. 317 00:20:06,320 --> 00:20:09,320 Now you're gonna have, what, twice the workload? 318 00:20:09,400 --> 00:20:11,640 Honey, please don't ruin this. 319 00:20:11,720 --> 00:20:13,840 You should have consulted with me. 320 00:20:13,960 --> 00:20:17,000 I did! You told me to stop being a shrinking violet. 321 00:20:17,120 --> 00:20:20,760 I thought this was an in-house position. 322 00:20:21,560 --> 00:20:23,200 OK, I'm gonna go shower. 323 00:20:23,320 --> 00:20:26,320 Look, wait. Wait. I know what this means to you. 324 00:20:26,400 --> 00:20:29,600 No, you don't. No, you don't. I am 41 years old. 325 00:20:29,680 --> 00:20:33,480 If I don't make vice president now, it's never gonna happen. 326 00:20:33,560 --> 00:20:36,280 This is my career. It's important to me. 327 00:20:36,440 --> 00:20:40,360 So was mine. But I'm here, aren't I? 328 00:20:43,600 --> 00:20:45,720 I'm gonna take the job. 329 00:20:52,600 --> 00:20:56,520 She said you broke up with her because she refused to have sex. 330 00:20:56,600 --> 00:21:00,720 Wow! Um... OK, here's the deal. 331 00:21:00,840 --> 00:21:03,920 I said that. But it was just an excuse. 332 00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:07,440 I mean, the truth is, I wasn't that into her. 333 00:21:08,560 --> 00:21:09,600 Really? 334 00:21:09,680 --> 00:21:12,400 She was always so proud of never having done it, 335 00:21:12,520 --> 00:21:15,520 I figured, "Hey, this is my way out." 336 00:21:15,640 --> 00:21:18,560 Well, she feels very passionately about you. 337 00:21:18,600 --> 00:21:25,080 Don't get me wrong. She's nice. But the truth is, there's someone else. 338 00:21:25,160 --> 00:21:28,840 Oh, are you going steady? 339 00:21:28,920 --> 00:21:33,560 Not exactly. We were seeing each other pretty regularly, 340 00:21:33,640 --> 00:21:37,880 but this other lady... girl, she sort of dumped me. 341 00:21:39,040 --> 00:21:41,120 Oh, I see. 342 00:21:42,080 --> 00:21:47,680 Look, I'll talk to Danielle and don't worry, I'll let her down gently. 343 00:21:47,760 --> 00:21:50,560 Um, actually, I would prefer if you didn't. 344 00:21:50,680 --> 00:21:52,000 Huh? 345 00:21:55,320 --> 00:21:58,040 I know my daughter. She's very determined. 346 00:21:58,120 --> 00:22:02,120 Unless you're really firm with her, she'll think there's hope. 347 00:22:02,240 --> 00:22:04,360 OK. I'll be firm. 348 00:22:05,600 --> 00:22:07,280 Better still, 349 00:22:07,360 --> 00:22:09,360 be brutal. 350 00:22:23,840 --> 00:22:28,320 - Decided to indulge your sweet tooth? - I'll be dead inside a year. 351 00:22:28,440 --> 00:22:32,080 I've got bigger things to worry about than my waistline. 352 00:22:32,160 --> 00:22:34,600 So, who's the woman they think you killed? 353 00:22:34,720 --> 00:22:39,240 Martha Huber. Local busybody. I thought her murder was random. 354 00:22:39,400 --> 00:22:43,360 Nothing random about her jewelry ending up in your garage. 355 00:22:43,480 --> 00:22:45,280 Did you kill her? 356 00:22:45,360 --> 00:22:50,040 No. Whoever set me up did a good job. The cops are all over me. 357 00:22:50,120 --> 00:22:53,920 - You're getting close to something. - If I am close, I don't see it. 358 00:22:54,080 --> 00:22:59,280 People leave trails. One of those trails will lead to Deidre. 359 00:22:59,360 --> 00:23:01,440 Whoever set you up must know that. 360 00:23:01,520 --> 00:23:05,200 Maybe, but I won't be much good to you locked up. 361 00:23:05,280 --> 00:23:09,360 I'm rich, Mike. One of the best things about being rich 362 00:23:09,440 --> 00:23:13,440 is the security of knowing you can buy your way out of any problem. 363 00:23:15,520 --> 00:23:22,120 I'm not taking my money to the grave. I'm gonna use it to save your ass. 364 00:23:26,400 --> 00:23:28,680 - Mrs. Solis? - Hello, Justin. 365 00:23:28,720 --> 00:23:32,880 - What are you doing here? - I am here to talk to your roommate. 366 00:23:32,960 --> 00:23:36,720 John? I didn't think you guys talked any more. 367 00:23:36,800 --> 00:23:40,080 Well, now we have something to talk about. You. 368 00:23:40,200 --> 00:23:41,640 - Me? - Yes. 369 00:23:41,720 --> 00:23:45,080 How you're trying to blackmail me into sleeping with you. 370 00:23:45,200 --> 00:23:47,640 - I wonder how he'll react. - Mrs. Solis... 371 00:23:47,760 --> 00:23:50,280 You think he'll get violent? 372 00:23:51,800 --> 00:23:55,200 - You can't talk to John about that. - Oh, I can. 373 00:23:55,280 --> 00:23:58,680 And I will, you little worthless piece of crap. 374 00:24:00,200 --> 00:24:03,320 Listen, Mrs. Solis, I'm sorry. 375 00:24:04,320 --> 00:24:07,760 - I didn't want to blackmail you. - Then why did you? 376 00:24:07,880 --> 00:24:10,560 I really needed to sleep with you. 377 00:24:10,680 --> 00:24:12,480 - Why? - Because... 378 00:24:16,680 --> 00:24:19,320 I think I might be gay. 379 00:24:20,080 --> 00:24:21,760 Oh. 380 00:24:21,840 --> 00:24:23,800 [Boys] Daddy! Daddy! Daddy! 381 00:24:23,880 --> 00:24:25,960 Hey! How about that? 382 00:24:28,320 --> 00:24:32,320 - [Tom] What's up? - The boys knew you wouldn't be home 383 00:24:32,440 --> 00:24:38,560 till after, um, bedtime, and so we decided to pop in and visit the new V.P. 384 00:24:38,640 --> 00:24:41,960 Check it out. I finally got an office with a window. Huh? 385 00:24:42,080 --> 00:24:44,320 Yeah. It's all about the window. 386 00:24:46,800 --> 00:24:49,280 Hey, guys. Hey, who wants chair rides? 387 00:24:49,360 --> 00:24:53,000 - [Boys] Me! Me! Me! - Out this way. Here we go. 388 00:24:53,080 --> 00:24:55,840 - Whoo-hoo! - Here we go, guys. Ready? 389 00:24:57,320 --> 00:24:59,280 [Tom] Hold on. 390 00:25:01,440 --> 00:25:03,560 Checking out the new executive digs? 391 00:25:03,720 --> 00:25:06,480 Oh, you know it. 392 00:25:09,920 --> 00:25:14,040 - Can I tell you a little secret? - Sure. 393 00:25:14,160 --> 00:25:17,680 Dan wanted to hold the promotion over for Tim Duggan. 394 00:25:17,800 --> 00:25:21,560 And I'm the one that convinced him to give it to Tom. 395 00:25:21,600 --> 00:25:23,920 - Really? - Uh-huh. 396 00:25:24,600 --> 00:25:28,920 Tom is such a workhorse and he wanted it so badly. 397 00:25:29,000 --> 00:25:32,480 Yeah, he certainly did. 398 00:25:33,400 --> 00:25:37,440 What is wrong? Aren't you happy about this promotion? 399 00:25:37,520 --> 00:25:42,920 [Mary Alice] "Lynette realized" it was best to lie to the boss's wife... 400 00:25:42,960 --> 00:25:45,520 Well, it's great. 401 00:25:45,640 --> 00:25:48,280 Obviously. Thank you. 402 00:25:48,400 --> 00:25:51,360 ... provided she wasn't too convincing. 403 00:25:51,440 --> 00:25:54,160 Of course, I mean, 404 00:25:54,280 --> 00:25:59,320 I will... miss him being gone all the time. 405 00:25:59,400 --> 00:26:03,800 He'll be bringing in more money, but he is gonna miss the birthdays, 406 00:26:03,920 --> 00:26:10,680 baseball games, first steps. But that's the trade-off. Right? 407 00:26:10,720 --> 00:26:16,760 I just hope one day Tom doesn't look back and regret being gone so much. 408 00:26:19,080 --> 00:26:22,440 Oh, I better get out there before they break something. 409 00:26:22,560 --> 00:26:25,040 - Of course. I will see you soon. - OK. 410 00:26:31,080 --> 00:26:35,920 So, have you been acting on these feelings? 411 00:26:37,960 --> 00:26:44,160 I got a buddy. We get together. Mess around. But it's no big deal. 412 00:26:44,240 --> 00:26:48,160 It's just lately, I've been starting to care about him and... 413 00:26:48,240 --> 00:26:50,520 and I don't know how to handle it. 414 00:26:50,560 --> 00:26:51,760 Wow. 415 00:26:51,840 --> 00:26:54,560 And I thought if I sleep with somebody like you, 416 00:26:54,680 --> 00:26:59,280 I'll know for sure and I can stop freaking out about this. 417 00:26:59,400 --> 00:27:04,080 But why me? You're a good-looking kid. Why not test drive someone your own age? 418 00:27:04,160 --> 00:27:10,840 Girls talk. If I start something with somebody and it doesn't... work out, 419 00:27:11,440 --> 00:27:13,000 everyone at school will find out. 420 00:27:13,080 --> 00:27:17,320 And I figured I can trust you, 'cause you have a husband and all. 421 00:27:17,400 --> 00:27:22,640 Well, I guess that makes sense in a weird sort of way. 422 00:27:24,920 --> 00:27:29,920 You know, my buddy and I have been messing around for quite a while, 423 00:27:30,040 --> 00:27:33,000 and this whole time I kept telling myself 424 00:27:33,080 --> 00:27:36,760 that it didn't really mean anything, you know? 425 00:27:39,040 --> 00:27:41,960 Guess I've been kidding myself, huh? 426 00:27:42,080 --> 00:27:44,240 We're all in denial about something. 427 00:27:47,240 --> 00:27:52,880 But you're finally facing the truth, and I think that's sort of brave. 428 00:27:53,000 --> 00:27:56,720 - Thanks. - I should probably go. 429 00:28:00,360 --> 00:28:05,160 Uh... just so you know, I never would have told Mr. Solis about you and John. 430 00:28:05,200 --> 00:28:09,440 I may be gay but I'm not a jerk. 431 00:28:25,360 --> 00:28:27,480 Did you feel anything? 432 00:28:29,920 --> 00:28:31,720 Not really. 433 00:28:33,080 --> 00:28:35,120 You're definitely gay. 434 00:28:38,200 --> 00:28:40,240 [Knocking] 435 00:28:47,000 --> 00:28:49,960 - Hi. - Hi. I'm sorry to bother you at night, 436 00:28:50,080 --> 00:28:55,400 but I was hoping that you could come to the station to answer more questions. 437 00:28:55,520 --> 00:29:00,360 Now? Well, I'm sorry, my daughter and I were gonna go see a movie tonight. 438 00:29:00,440 --> 00:29:04,880 Mom? We can do it another night. I'll be fine. 439 00:29:06,360 --> 00:29:08,840 - Uh, let me get my purse. - Great. 440 00:29:08,960 --> 00:29:11,120 - Are you sure? - Yeah. 441 00:29:11,200 --> 00:29:12,520 I won't be late. 442 00:29:12,600 --> 00:29:14,680 - Bye. - Bye. 443 00:29:27,960 --> 00:29:33,480 You said that Mike came to your house around 10pm on the night of the seventh. 444 00:29:33,520 --> 00:29:36,320 Um, am I supposed to talk into the camera or... 445 00:29:36,400 --> 00:29:38,360 No. Just talk to me. 446 00:29:38,440 --> 00:29:43,600 OK. Uh, yes. He came over around ten o'clock. 447 00:29:43,680 --> 00:29:47,800 Do you know of any tension, uh, between Mike and Martha Huber? 448 00:29:47,880 --> 00:29:49,400 No. 449 00:29:49,480 --> 00:29:53,000 Were you aware Mike was shot recently? 450 00:29:53,080 --> 00:29:55,560 Yes, on Valentine's Day. 451 00:29:55,640 --> 00:30:00,240 - Do you know how that came about? - He dropped his gun, cleaning it. 452 00:30:00,360 --> 00:30:03,080 Ms Mayer, I've been around guns for years. 453 00:30:03,120 --> 00:30:06,680 I've never seen one discharge when it hits the ground. 454 00:30:06,760 --> 00:30:10,680 - Someone has to pull the trigger. - I wouldn't know about that. 455 00:30:10,760 --> 00:30:14,560 Were you aware there was a home invasion on Pine Avenue 456 00:30:14,640 --> 00:30:16,720 - the day before Valentine's? - No. 457 00:30:16,800 --> 00:30:20,360 The intruder was shot in the stomach. Where was Mike's wound? 458 00:30:23,520 --> 00:30:26,000 The stomach. 459 00:30:31,520 --> 00:30:33,680 Do you love him? 460 00:30:33,760 --> 00:30:35,840 What? 461 00:30:37,160 --> 00:30:39,160 What does that have to do with? 462 00:30:39,240 --> 00:30:42,520 Sometimes people do stupid things when they're in love. 463 00:30:42,640 --> 00:30:46,920 I should know. I've been married four times. 464 00:30:46,960 --> 00:30:50,600 Tell me the truth. He wasn't with you that night. 465 00:30:50,760 --> 00:30:53,600 - He asked you to lie for him. - No, he didn't. 466 00:30:53,680 --> 00:30:57,680 He was with me. And Mike wouldn't kill anybody. I'm sure of that. 467 00:31:09,840 --> 00:31:13,840 Mike Delfino: Convicted 1987. 468 00:31:13,920 --> 00:31:17,720 Did five-and-a-half years for drug trafficking and manslaughter. 469 00:31:29,840 --> 00:31:32,360 You want a coffee? I'm gonna go for a coffee. 470 00:31:45,640 --> 00:31:49,040 [Copeland] Is she covering for her guy? 471 00:31:49,960 --> 00:31:52,600 No. She's just a sucker. 472 00:32:01,440 --> 00:32:03,760 "[#" rock music] 473 00:32:04,360 --> 00:32:07,920 I guess no one's in the pool yet. Are you gonna swim? 474 00:32:08,000 --> 00:32:12,400 Please, I just spent an hour blowing out my hair. 475 00:32:12,480 --> 00:32:14,520 Good luck, man. 476 00:32:16,200 --> 00:32:19,320 I'll... I'll see you later. OK? 477 00:32:19,440 --> 00:32:20,480 OK. 478 00:32:22,440 --> 00:32:23,480 Hey. 479 00:32:25,800 --> 00:32:30,320 Hey, I got a surprise for you. You wanna go somewhere and talk? 480 00:32:30,400 --> 00:32:33,560 Yeah. We should talk. 481 00:32:33,680 --> 00:32:37,520 - Hi. You made it. - Andrew's here. Didn't think he'd come. 482 00:32:37,600 --> 00:32:42,440 Yeah, he brought his friends. They're acting like jerks. Alert the media. 483 00:32:42,560 --> 00:32:46,240 I don't care. You're here now. This is gonna be great. 484 00:32:48,280 --> 00:32:50,360 [Boy] Come on, man. Let's go. 485 00:32:51,680 --> 00:32:54,800 - Danielle! - Don't touch me! 486 00:32:54,920 --> 00:32:57,320 [Boy] Hope you can swim. 487 00:33:00,840 --> 00:33:03,160 - Could you take it easy? - It's cool. 488 00:33:03,200 --> 00:33:05,320 Look, he floats. 489 00:33:05,400 --> 00:33:09,720 All right? Relax. It's a party. You're the main party animal, right? 490 00:33:09,840 --> 00:33:12,400 Am I right? 491 00:33:12,560 --> 00:33:13,600 I guess. 492 00:33:13,680 --> 00:33:17,000 All right! Well, then act like it. Come on, give me a howl. 493 00:33:19,120 --> 00:33:22,920 Come on. You're the host. Revel in it. Gimme a howl. 494 00:33:23,040 --> 00:33:25,120 [Howls] 495 00:33:29,480 --> 00:33:31,680 - [Weak howl] - [Laughter] 496 00:33:35,160 --> 00:33:37,200 There you go. 497 00:33:39,040 --> 00:33:43,760 - You OK? - What do I care? He's nothing. 498 00:33:43,840 --> 00:33:46,360 I could take care of him if I wanted to. 499 00:33:46,440 --> 00:33:48,800 How do you mean? 500 00:33:48,880 --> 00:33:51,800 I know where my mom kept her gun. 501 00:33:57,480 --> 00:33:58,560 [Popping noise] 502 00:34:02,320 --> 00:34:06,920 - That's not funny, Zach. - If you think about it, yeah, it is. 503 00:34:12,800 --> 00:34:14,200 Julie! 504 00:34:16,160 --> 00:34:18,440 [Sobbing] 505 00:34:18,560 --> 00:34:21,840 Hey! Danielle, are you OK? 506 00:34:21,960 --> 00:34:25,520 I just want to go home. Can we go? 507 00:34:26,680 --> 00:34:27,720 Sure. 508 00:34:31,040 --> 00:34:33,080 Julie! 509 00:34:34,200 --> 00:34:36,280 I'm taking Danielle home. 510 00:34:36,400 --> 00:34:39,520 - Are you coming back? - I don't think so. 511 00:34:59,160 --> 00:35:01,080 [Lynette sighs] 512 00:35:01,200 --> 00:35:05,880 - [Lynette] Oh. - So, how was the P.T.A. Meeting? 513 00:35:05,920 --> 00:35:08,000 Long. 514 00:35:12,320 --> 00:35:15,360 So, Peterson called me into his office today. 515 00:35:15,480 --> 00:35:16,640 Really? 516 00:35:16,760 --> 00:35:19,080 Yeah. He, uh, he changed his mind. 517 00:35:19,160 --> 00:35:22,600 He's gonna hold that promotion for Duggan. 518 00:35:22,680 --> 00:35:25,800 - Oh... - Yeah. It's, it's fine. 519 00:35:25,840 --> 00:35:29,440 I'm glad, really. I didn't want to work those long hours. 520 00:35:29,560 --> 00:35:34,480 And you know how I hate flying. It does horrible things to my back. 521 00:35:34,560 --> 00:35:38,680 With all that extra stress, I would have ended up like Tim Duggan 522 00:35:38,760 --> 00:35:41,160 ten years from now. So... 523 00:35:44,720 --> 00:35:46,320 Yeah. Of course. 524 00:35:46,400 --> 00:35:49,520 So it's... it's over. 525 00:35:50,480 --> 00:35:52,960 You'll make V.P. One of these days. 526 00:35:53,080 --> 00:35:55,760 It's OK. Honest. 527 00:35:56,320 --> 00:35:59,760 I am, uh... really glad that it worked out this way. 528 00:36:11,280 --> 00:36:12,280 OK. 529 00:36:24,120 --> 00:36:26,240 Oh, God. You scared me. 530 00:36:26,360 --> 00:36:28,440 How'd it go? 531 00:36:29,160 --> 00:36:31,200 It went just peachy. 532 00:36:32,680 --> 00:36:35,080 And humiliating and shocking. 533 00:36:35,840 --> 00:36:37,960 - Susan... - How could you? 534 00:36:38,760 --> 00:36:42,080 God, "Susan, do you trust me?" "Of course I do". 535 00:36:42,160 --> 00:36:45,120 Oh, I'm such an idiot! And you're such a liar. 536 00:36:45,280 --> 00:36:47,960 Oh, and apparently a killer and a drug dealer. 537 00:36:48,040 --> 00:36:50,600 That's quite a personal ad you've got going! 538 00:36:50,720 --> 00:36:53,160 - I came to Wisteria Lane... - Stop, Mike! 539 00:36:53,240 --> 00:36:55,320 Just stop! 540 00:36:57,200 --> 00:36:58,800 If you keep talking, 541 00:36:58,920 --> 00:37:02,920 you're gonna work your way into my heart, 542 00:37:03,000 --> 00:37:08,720 and I just don't want you anywhere near my heart. 543 00:37:08,800 --> 00:37:10,480 Ever. 544 00:37:14,000 --> 00:37:17,040 [Sniffling, sobs] 545 00:37:17,600 --> 00:37:18,640 Julie? 546 00:37:21,520 --> 00:37:23,640 Mommy needs a hug. 547 00:37:25,080 --> 00:37:26,120 Julie? 548 00:37:46,000 --> 00:37:48,640 Is Julie in there? Julie Mayer? 549 00:37:48,760 --> 00:37:51,600 I don't know. It's pretty dead in there. 550 00:37:59,400 --> 00:38:01,240 Julie Alexandra Mayer! 551 00:38:02,960 --> 00:38:08,360 Oh, Julie! Zach, this is ridiculous. You can't hold your breath for ever! 552 00:38:14,240 --> 00:38:17,840 You might as well stay under there and never come up for air, 553 00:38:17,880 --> 00:38:21,960 'cause when you do, I'm gonna choke the living daylights out of you! 554 00:38:22,040 --> 00:38:24,120 Oh... um... 555 00:38:26,280 --> 00:38:28,800 Is my daughter under there? 556 00:38:35,000 --> 00:38:36,080 Oh... 557 00:38:37,000 --> 00:38:42,360 - I'm not... I'm not gay! - Oh... I... OK. I... I'm sorry. 558 00:38:42,400 --> 00:38:47,360 Uh, I'll just... I'm just gonna leave those right there. 559 00:38:47,480 --> 00:38:49,120 Oh! 560 00:38:49,240 --> 00:38:51,840 I'm fine. It's good. You just, you know... 561 00:38:51,880 --> 00:38:52,920 Whoo! 562 00:38:55,040 --> 00:38:57,840 Did you see? No! Goodbye. 563 00:39:03,360 --> 00:39:05,520 Sell the house? Are you crazy? 564 00:39:05,600 --> 00:39:07,680 We can't afford to live here. 565 00:39:07,760 --> 00:39:11,480 If the Justice Department unfreezes the bank accounts... 566 00:39:11,560 --> 00:39:13,600 Then what? Huh? 567 00:39:13,680 --> 00:39:18,440 We have tons of legal bills. And even with our savings, we're screwed. 568 00:39:18,520 --> 00:39:20,600 But... 569 00:39:23,000 --> 00:39:28,320 - It's our house. - I love this place too. It's just... 570 00:39:28,400 --> 00:39:30,960 It's time for us to face the music. 571 00:39:44,400 --> 00:39:45,800 [Sighs] 572 00:39:53,080 --> 00:39:56,840 I never thought I'd be poor at this stage of my life. 573 00:39:58,880 --> 00:40:03,560 You know, Carlos, I've been broke a lot of times in my life. 574 00:40:03,640 --> 00:40:07,880 But I've never been poor. Because poor is just a state of mind. 575 00:40:09,280 --> 00:40:12,000 And right now, you and I are just... 576 00:40:12,120 --> 00:40:15,120 Without funds? 577 00:40:15,160 --> 00:40:16,560 Exactly. 578 00:40:20,080 --> 00:40:24,960 [Sighs] I guess we could get an apartment, start over. 579 00:40:26,640 --> 00:40:29,720 Who knows? It might even be fun. 580 00:40:32,680 --> 00:40:38,840 And once we're back on our feet, we'll get a house as big as this one. 581 00:40:39,760 --> 00:40:41,760 Bigger. 582 00:40:56,800 --> 00:41:01,720 [Man] I get my wife this dog for her birthday. Stray from the pound. 583 00:41:01,840 --> 00:41:03,960 She loves it. So I'm a genius. 584 00:41:04,040 --> 00:41:07,280 Then I find out it's got this weird blood disease. 585 00:41:07,360 --> 00:41:12,320 Now I'm laying out $600 a month for doggie medicine. Am I a genius? 586 00:41:12,360 --> 00:41:16,680 Don't be cynical. You did something nice. You made your wife happy. 587 00:41:16,760 --> 00:41:21,680 Now, let's talk about what's gonna make you happy. 588 00:41:29,000 --> 00:41:31,680 [Mary Alice] Yes, each new day in suburbia 589 00:41:31,760 --> 00:41:35,080 brings with it a new set of lies. 590 00:41:35,200 --> 00:41:40,680 The worst are the ones we tell ourselves before we fall asleep. 591 00:41:40,760 --> 00:41:45,880 We whisper them in the dark, telling ourselves we're happy. 592 00:41:47,600 --> 00:41:51,040 Or, that he's happy. 593 00:41:54,760 --> 00:41:56,840 That we can change. 594 00:42:00,040 --> 00:42:02,840 Or that he will change his mind. 595 00:42:08,120 --> 00:42:11,680 We persuade ourselves we can live with our sins... 596 00:42:21,080 --> 00:42:24,280 ... or that we can live without him. 597 00:42:26,240 --> 00:42:32,040 Yes, each night before we fall asleep we lie to ourselves, 598 00:42:32,120 --> 00:42:37,400 in the desperate, desperate hope, that come morning, 599 00:42:37,520 --> 00:42:39,720 it will all be true.