1 00:00:00,370 --> 00:00:02,240 Previously on desperate housewives... 2 00:00:02,380 --> 00:00:04,050 Your spleen has wandered close to your heart. 3 00:00:04,110 --> 00:00:04,720 We're gonna take it out. 4 00:00:04,870 --> 00:00:06,590 Get your insurance figured out by then 5 00:00:06,720 --> 00:00:08,030 There was the bad news 6 00:00:08,210 --> 00:00:09,350 It's the cop I want you to talk to 7 00:00:09,510 --> 00:00:10,500 His name is Solomon 8 00:00:10,690 --> 00:00:12,190 The file on Noah’s daughter 9 00:00:12,360 --> 00:00:13,830 The discomforting news 10 00:00:13,970 --> 00:00:14,970 Thanks 11 00:00:15,130 --> 00:00:17,130 Are you hiding someone in your house? 12 00:00:17,330 --> 00:00:19,950 Tell me your secret, I'll understand 13 00:00:20,000 --> 00:00:20,690 OK 14 00:00:20,690 --> 00:00:23,020 and the news no one should know 15 00:00:23,130 --> 00:00:24,980 But you tell me yours first 16 00:00:28,070 --> 00:00:31,500 Once a month, the crème de la crème of Fairview society 17 00:00:31,660 --> 00:00:36,680 would attend a semi-formal lunch at the home of Maxine Bennett. 18 00:00:36,830 --> 00:00:39,830 Everyone loves these elegant get-togethers 19 00:00:39,980 --> 00:00:41,150 Everyone that is, 20 00:00:41,320 --> 00:00:47,310 but a certain red headed housewife who is convinced Maxine was a liar 21 00:00:47,760 --> 00:00:51,890 You see, Maxine like to brag that she did all her own cooking 22 00:00:52,120 --> 00:00:56,120 and because each course was served promptly, 23 00:00:56,420 --> 00:00:59,290 presented with flare 24 00:01:00,710 --> 00:01:03,320 and it was positively mouth watering 25 00:01:03,470 --> 00:01:07,070 Bree knew Maxine had had some help 26 00:01:07,920 --> 00:01:10,640 and sadly for Maxine... 27 00:01:10,810 --> 00:01:13,520 Bree intended to prove it 28 00:01:13,900 --> 00:01:17,910 Maxine, once again, this entire lunch is just out the swirl 29 00:01:18,070 --> 00:01:20,240 I just have to get the number of your caterer 30 00:01:20,420 --> 00:01:21,640 What a nice compliment. 31 00:01:21,810 --> 00:01:24,130 No, I'm afraid this is all my doing 32 00:01:24,280 --> 00:01:26,300 This was a triumph, an absolute triumph 33 00:01:26,450 --> 00:01:28,770 Oh, come on, do you honestly expect us to believe 34 00:01:28,910 --> 00:01:32,310 that you had the time to prepare a six-course meal for ten women 35 00:01:32,490 --> 00:01:35,830 Even I couldn't make this and have time to get ready for a party 36 00:01:35,990 --> 00:01:40,020 Well, perhaps you're just not as organized as I am 37 00:01:41,500 --> 00:01:43,740 If you excuse me 38 00:01:44,920 --> 00:01:46,600 Bree, what's got into you? 39 00:01:46,760 --> 00:01:49,330 I have the same recipe for English plum pudding 40 00:01:49,490 --> 00:01:51,720 It takes six hours to prepare 41 00:01:51,880 --> 00:01:55,210 How would you have time to make all this and everything else that we ate today 42 00:01:55,390 --> 00:01:57,850 This's not the pudding of an honest woman 43 00:01:58,860 --> 00:02:00,230 FBI, open up 44 00:02:00,400 --> 00:02:01,630 What on earth... 45 00:02:10,170 --> 00:02:11,700 looking for a Maxine Bennett 46 00:02:11,860 --> 00:02:12,620 I'm Maxine 47 00:02:12,790 --> 00:02:14,550 We have a warrant. This is the premier's mail 48 00:02:14,700 --> 00:02:17,170 A warrant? I'm in the middle of a luncheon 49 00:02:17,330 --> 00:02:18,440 Over here 50 00:02:21,430 --> 00:02:22,730 Found her 51 00:02:25,380 --> 00:02:27,330 Maxine Bennett, you are under arrest, 52 00:02:27,560 --> 00:02:29,360 for involuntary servitude 53 00:02:29,750 --> 00:02:31,320 Is this the woman who locked you up? 54 00:02:44,020 --> 00:02:46,770 Bree, what's going on? 55 00:02:46,920 --> 00:02:50,250 Well, I'm not sure, but I think Maxine had a slave 56 00:02:50,400 --> 00:02:55,280 I can't believe it, I just can't believe it 57 00:02:55,440 --> 00:02:56,890 But Bree could 58 00:02:57,040 --> 00:02:59,190 you see, for her 59 00:02:59,600 --> 00:03:02,730 the proof was in the pudding 60 00:03:05,520 --> 00:03:07,850 Desperate housewives Season 2 Episode 14 61 00:03:09,790 --> 00:03:13,890 The world is filled with unlikely friendships 62 00:03:14,050 --> 00:03:17,660 Odd pairings that to the casual observer 63 00:03:17,950 --> 00:03:21,470 make absolutely no sense at all 64 00:03:21,930 --> 00:03:23,990 But if we look closer, 65 00:03:24,150 --> 00:03:27,360 we can see why these alliances formed 66 00:03:27,520 --> 00:03:34,420 After all, a shared purpose can give even mortal enemies common ground 67 00:03:34,590 --> 00:03:35,990 Bree, 68 00:03:36,140 --> 00:03:37,170 we have a question for you 69 00:03:37,330 --> 00:03:38,370 Oh, what is it? 70 00:03:38,530 --> 00:03:41,620 Well, we were just wondering, actually, we were curious about...uh... 71 00:03:41,780 --> 00:03:43,300 What the hell is going on with you and Betty Applewhite? 72 00:03:43,440 --> 00:03:45,210 Yeah, that 73 00:03:46,440 --> 00:03:47,480 Excuse me 74 00:03:47,690 --> 00:03:49,420 Well, from the day that dead body showed up, 75 00:03:49,570 --> 00:03:53,290 nobody was yelling 'oh, the Applewhites are involved other than you 76 00:03:53,480 --> 00:03:55,780 and the next thing we know, you are having Betty over for poker? 77 00:03:55,940 --> 00:03:56,570 What??? 78 00:03:56,720 --> 00:03:58,580 She makes it sound like we are angry, we are not angry 79 00:03:58,720 --> 00:03:59,550 I'm a little angry 80 00:03:59,680 --> 00:04:02,700 Can we talk about this later? I have ice-cream in here 81 00:04:02,890 --> 00:04:04,990 Bree, could this flip-flop have something to do with 82 00:04:05,130 --> 00:04:07,550 the fact that Daniel is dating Matthew? 83 00:04:08,760 --> 00:04:10,600 Yeah, that would get her 84 00:04:11,130 --> 00:04:12,380 Who told you that? 85 00:04:12,540 --> 00:04:14,680 - Mrs. McClosky- she saw them making out in the park 86 00:04:14,850 --> 00:04:15,980 - Eddie! - What? 87 00:04:16,130 --> 00:04:17,850 Can't you sugar-coat a little? 88 00:04:18,000 --> 00:04:21,770 I did, he had his hand down her shirt 89 00:04:21,940 --> 00:04:26,080 Bree, we know that you have a good reason for wanting Betty to hang out with us 90 00:04:26,250 --> 00:04:29,850 We just wondered if you could clue us in a little 91 00:04:30,010 --> 00:04:32,550 When it comes to Betty Applewhite, I know what I'm doing 92 00:04:32,690 --> 00:04:34,680 and you two are just gonna have to trust me 93 00:04:34,840 --> 00:04:36,500 and if you can't do that, 94 00:04:36,660 --> 00:04:38,890 then perhaps I've over-estimated the depth of our friendship 95 00:04:39,020 --> 00:04:42,380 Now, if you excuse me 96 00:04:42,520 --> 00:04:44,420 What a bitch! 97 00:04:44,580 --> 00:04:47,270 - Eddie, can you ... - I was sugar-coating it 98 00:04:57,140 --> 00:05:00,020 Oh, hey...none of that in ear 99 00:05:00,190 --> 00:05:03,500 Come on, maybe if we are remind them I'm shacking up with a senior VP, 100 00:05:03,650 --> 00:05:05,100 they'll stop killing all my pitches 101 00:05:05,260 --> 00:05:07,770 You've only been here for a week, why don't you give yourself a break? 102 00:05:07,960 --> 00:05:08,590 Honey, you know the ad game, 103 00:05:08,740 --> 00:05:12,060 we got to serve amount of time before mockery kicks me into the curb 104 00:05:12,230 --> 00:05:14,050 Look, I'm just asking you ... 105 00:05:14,200 --> 00:05:17,600 jump in every once in a while, throw me some of the ??? on the work path 106 00:05:17,760 --> 00:05:21,570 I can't protect you, you're gonna have to find a way to click with Ed yourself 107 00:05:23,260 --> 00:05:26,650 And then the pig, he rubs on his stomach, and he goes...' 108 00:05:26,850 --> 00:05:31,030 Farm Fresh Bacon? I'll make a piggy out of you too' 109 00:05:36,150 --> 00:05:37,730 So... 110 00:05:37,870 --> 00:05:40,530 the pig actually eats the bacon? 111 00:05:40,680 --> 00:05:41,470 Uhuh, yeah 112 00:05:41,620 --> 00:05:45,390 I don't see the client doing a happy dance over the whole cannibalism theme 113 00:05:48,420 --> 00:05:51,490 Well,Tom, why don't you pitch them the other idea you came up with last night? 114 00:05:51,650 --> 00:05:54,910 You know, the one where people love bacon so much that they wanna keep it a secret? 115 00:05:55,060 --> 00:05:58,670 What, like a secret underground society of bacon eaters? 116 00:05:58,800 --> 00:06:00,390 Well, like my collage fraternity where, 117 00:06:00,560 --> 00:06:04,020 you know, everybody wanted in, but we only take the coolest guys 118 00:06:05,480 --> 00:06:07,140 You were Greek? 119 00:06:07,490 --> 00:06:09,670 -Alpha Tau Megon ?? - I was Phi Kappa?? 120 00:06:09,910 --> 00:06:10,650 You? 121 00:06:10,810 --> 00:06:13,550 And I don't remember you happened to be that cool to play JTO 122 00:06:14,000 --> 00:06:16,140 Look, if I had a nickle for every fi-cap 123 00:06:16,310 --> 00:06:18,100 that I tag 'naked' to a free way sign 124 00:06:18,260 --> 00:06:20,140 Scavo, if you were my pledge, I'd make you my bitch 125 00:06:20,820 --> 00:06:21,900 Oh, you think so? 126 00:06:22,040 --> 00:06:25,970 You know what, I’m liking this whole fraternity ankle 127 00:06:27,550 --> 00:06:30,250 Yeah, you know, let’s talk about it over lunch 128 00:06:30,400 --> 00:06:32,740 You're buying 129 00:06:34,140 --> 00:06:36,200 Go 130 00:06:47,750 --> 00:06:49,590 Hello, what’s going on? 131 00:06:49,720 --> 00:06:52,030 Gabrielle, I want you to meet someone 132 00:06:52,190 --> 00:06:53,470 This is Xiao Mei 133 00:06:53,620 --> 00:06:55,940 She's the young lady who's forced to work for Maxine Bennett 134 00:06:56,100 --> 00:06:58,830 Oh, the slave 135 00:06:58,920 --> 00:07:00,500 Wow, 136 00:07:00,650 --> 00:07:01,930 looks well fed 137 00:07:02,020 --> 00:07:04,410 The church is making arrangements for her to return to China 138 00:07:04,560 --> 00:07:07,320 But until then, she needs a place to stay 139 00:07:07,480 --> 00:07:10,000 So I offered her our guest room 140 00:07:10,340 --> 00:07:12,160 Really? 141 00:07:13,060 --> 00:07:16,280 Baby, can I talk to you for a second? 142 00:07:18,370 --> 00:07:19,060 Oh, you nuts 143 00:07:19,210 --> 00:07:20,560 It's only for a couple of days 144 00:07:20,750 --> 00:07:25,330 Oh, this time, you are quickly becoming Father Crowley's go-to guy for charity cases 145 00:07:25,480 --> 00:07:26,510 And that's a bad thing? 146 00:07:26,620 --> 00:07:30,220 When he turns our house into a catholic underground ??,YES! 147 00:07:30,330 --> 00:07:31,630 You know who you are, Gabby? 148 00:07:31,750 --> 00:07:34,860 You are the kind of person who'd turn away Mary and Joseph from the inn 149 00:07:35,010 --> 00:07:38,350 Well, they should've called ahead 150 00:07:46,660 --> 00:07:49,370 Don't brush your hair at the table 151 00:07:49,550 --> 00:07:50,930 Are you talking to me? 152 00:07:51,090 --> 00:07:52,460 Does this mean you've finally forgiven me? 153 00:07:52,600 --> 00:07:55,680 Why should I? You've betrayed this family and you're not even sorry 154 00:07:55,930 --> 00:07:57,740 Don't be such a drama queen 155 00:07:58,080 --> 00:07:59,770 If the Applewhites go to the police 156 00:07:59,930 --> 00:08:02,450 and tell them that your brother ran over Mrs. Solis, 157 00:08:02,620 --> 00:08:05,610 he could go to prison. 158 00:08:05,870 --> 00:08:07,900 How can you not understand that? 159 00:08:08,060 --> 00:08:10,950 They won't talk about Andrew as long as you don't go to the police about Caleb 160 00:08:11,110 --> 00:08:12,970 What does this Caleb do exactly? 161 00:08:13,130 --> 00:08:15,540 And why on earth are they hiding him? 162 00:08:15,690 --> 00:08:16,850 Why don't you go to Mrs. Applewhite 163 00:08:17,000 --> 00:08:20,430 and tell her you really need to know what's going on? 164 00:08:21,310 --> 00:08:24,640 I bet if you were really nice, she’d tell you the truth 165 00:08:24,800 --> 00:08:26,740 Is that what you really think, Danielle? 166 00:08:26,900 --> 00:08:28,300 I should go to Mrs. Applewhite 167 00:08:28,470 --> 00:08:32,410 be nice and then she'll hand over all her secrets? 168 00:08:33,000 --> 00:08:33,970 Yeah 169 00:08:35,530 --> 00:08:39,350 When I was young, my stepmother told me that I was very lucky 170 00:08:39,490 --> 00:08:44,580 I possessed beauty, wit, cunning and insight 171 00:08:44,720 --> 00:08:49,460 These four weapons all women needed to survive in the world 172 00:08:49,790 --> 00:08:51,140 So? 173 00:08:51,300 --> 00:08:54,160 So take good care of your looks, Danielle 174 00:08:54,330 --> 00:08:58,000 You don't have any other weapons at your disposal 175 00:09:03,930 --> 00:09:04,950 Hi, 176 00:09:05,090 --> 00:09:06,570 I need an operation on my spleen, 177 00:09:06,720 --> 00:09:08,440 and I just found out that I ran out of medical insurance. 178 00:09:08,600 --> 00:09:11,020 Is there anyone I can sue? 179 00:09:12,470 --> 00:09:14,950 After the embezzlement Launy let the policy lapse 180 00:09:15,110 --> 00:09:17,410 Now he's in jail, and I'm gonna die 181 00:09:17,550 --> 00:09:18,860 Susie, you are not gonna die 182 00:09:19,020 --> 00:09:20,770 I'll get into it with the insurance company 183 00:09:20,910 --> 00:09:23,530 No, there isn't time for you to deal with the red tape 184 00:09:23,700 --> 00:09:26,930 My spleen is going crinin into my heart 185 00:09:27,070 --> 00:09:28,480 I need that operation now 186 00:09:28,640 --> 00:09:30,230 I'd loan you the money myself 187 00:09:30,390 --> 00:09:34,540 But Eddie and I just plopped down our savings since ski condo 188 00:09:34,720 --> 00:09:36,070 I don't need a loan 189 00:09:36,240 --> 00:09:37,710 I need coverage 190 00:09:37,850 --> 00:09:40,300 I mean what if there are complications 191 00:09:40,450 --> 00:09:42,710 I don't have a safety net 192 00:09:43,600 --> 00:09:45,470 ...please... 193 00:09:45,670 --> 00:09:47,210 What in the hell are you doing? 194 00:09:47,400 --> 00:09:49,210 I'm saying a little prayer 195 00:09:49,340 --> 00:09:50,550 Uh, for puke sake 196 00:09:50,720 --> 00:09:53,410 What? I'm desperate here, do you have any other ideas? 197 00:09:53,520 --> 00:09:55,660 As a matter of fact, I do 198 00:09:56,130 --> 00:09:58,260 What you need is a husband 199 00:09:58,450 --> 00:09:59,330 What? 200 00:09:59,490 --> 00:10:02,010 The only way to get a good health plan 201 00:10:02,040 --> 00:10:03,110 is to marry into one 202 00:10:03,290 --> 00:10:04,940 Eddie, come on 203 00:10:05,110 --> 00:10:08,530 No, no, I think she's onto something 204 00:10:08,690 --> 00:10:11,200 Yeah, if we find the guy with the right plan 205 00:10:11,370 --> 00:10:13,560 you could have a sham waiting on a Monday night, and be 206 00:10:13,720 --> 00:10:15,290 fully covered Tuesday morning 207 00:10:15,430 --> 00:10:17,100 I can't believe you are actually considering this 208 00:10:17,250 --> 00:10:20,200 The surgeon is slicing me open a week from tomorrow, 209 00:10:20,350 --> 00:10:21,980 what other choice do I have? 210 00:10:22,130 --> 00:10:25,560 All we have to do is to find a guy who's willing to marry you 211 00:10:31,020 --> 00:10:32,320 You know, come to think of it, 212 00:10:32,450 --> 00:10:37,300 a little prayer might not be such a bad idea after all 213 00:10:41,650 --> 00:10:45,470 Pad, we are all here, so send the call in as soon as you get it 214 00:10:48,780 --> 00:10:53,100 200 bucks says you can't do that three times in a row 215 00:10:54,560 --> 00:10:56,400 You catch three of those, 216 00:10:57,170 --> 00:10:59,100 200 bucks 217 00:10:59,190 --> 00:11:00,880 What do you say there, Scavo? 218 00:11:01,010 --> 00:11:02,460 You are on. 219 00:11:02,730 --> 00:11:05,220 - Here we go. - Ah-ah-ah-ah! 220 00:11:05,390 --> 00:11:06,780 Thrown by me. 221 00:11:06,940 --> 00:11:10,360 I'm sorry, I thought we were here to talk about the farm fresh rollout? 222 00:11:10,520 --> 00:11:12,090 They gotta be catchable, big guy. 223 00:11:12,280 --> 00:11:14,450 You just let me worry about the shooting. 224 00:11:14,570 --> 00:11:16,490 Come on. 225 00:11:20,800 --> 00:11:23,370 - that's one. - Guys... 226 00:11:23,860 --> 00:11:25,070 oh! 227 00:11:25,230 --> 00:11:26,880 Nice moves. 228 00:11:27,040 --> 00:11:27,920 One more, big guy. 229 00:11:28,080 --> 00:11:31,400 Guys, please... that's--all right. 230 00:11:32,750 --> 00:11:34,960 - Ow! - Oh! 231 00:11:35,480 --> 00:11:37,080 ow. 232 00:11:37,480 --> 00:11:39,010 that wasn't even catchable! 233 00:11:39,130 --> 00:11:40,570 Yeah, well, maybe not. 234 00:11:40,730 --> 00:11:42,980 But it's totally worth the 200 bucks. Ahh! 235 00:11:43,130 --> 00:11:44,360 Whoo! 236 00:11:44,460 --> 00:11:46,120 Well, you got me. 237 00:11:46,280 --> 00:11:47,960 You're a regular little monkey man! 238 00:11:48,130 --> 00:11:50,150 Oh, I love this guy. 239 00:11:56,830 --> 00:11:59,610 Oh. Hi. 240 00:12:01,340 --> 00:12:02,730 Do you have to sit around all day? 241 00:12:02,910 --> 00:12:05,380 I mean, shouldn’t you be out experiencing western civilization 242 00:12:05,550 --> 00:12:07,910 while you have the chance? 243 00:12:09,960 --> 00:12:11,850 what are you doing? 244 00:12:12,190 --> 00:12:12,930 I fix. 245 00:12:13,130 --> 00:12:14,780 No, this is couture! 246 00:12:15,060 --> 00:12:17,050 This rip has to be fixed by an experienced tailor. 247 00:12:17,190 --> 00:12:18,400 You can't just... 248 00:12:18,540 --> 00:12:21,940 holy crap! This stitching is perfect! 249 00:12:22,120 --> 00:12:23,990 Hungry? 250 00:12:29,010 --> 00:12:31,810 Did you make all of this? 251 00:12:34,550 --> 00:12:35,400 Oh! 252 00:12:35,520 --> 00:12:39,300 For me? Okay. 253 00:12:42,770 --> 00:12:44,490 Oh, my god! 254 00:12:44,630 --> 00:12:45,370 You like? 255 00:12:45,550 --> 00:12:47,450 I like a lot. 256 00:13:01,600 --> 00:13:02,870 you like that? 257 00:13:03,020 --> 00:13:05,120 yeah, that's nice. 258 00:13:05,270 --> 00:13:09,060 Do you know what they do to people in china who speak out against the government? Hmm? 259 00:13:09,240 --> 00:13:11,520 They put them in forced labor camps. 260 00:13:11,690 --> 00:13:13,320 Isn't that awful? 261 00:13:13,450 --> 00:13:14,530 Mm-hmm. 262 00:13:14,710 --> 00:13:18,540 You know what I mean? It’s such a repressive regime. 263 00:13:18,730 --> 00:13:20,820 We forget how good we have it. 264 00:13:20,980 --> 00:13:22,470 Yes, we do. 265 00:13:22,650 --> 00:13:27,040 Don't you think xiao-mei would like it better herein America? 266 00:13:27,180 --> 00:13:32,380 I mean, where she could learn about freedom and democracy and stuff? 267 00:13:32,520 --> 00:13:36,180 Does this have anything to do with you making xiao-meido housework? 268 00:13:36,200 --> 00:13:36,800 What? 269 00:13:36,860 --> 00:13:38,860 I came downstairs this morning and found her waxing the floor. 270 00:13:39,050 --> 00:13:41,240 She told me you asked her to put on two coats. 271 00:13:41,410 --> 00:13:43,880 Well, first of all, that was her idea. 272 00:13:44,030 --> 00:13:47,500 Second of all, I can't have this conversation until you've tasted her crab puffs. 273 00:13:47,680 --> 00:13:49,430 Oh... 274 00:13:54,020 --> 00:13:56,190 She just got done being a slave. 275 00:13:56,360 --> 00:13:58,400 I mean, she wants to go back to china... 276 00:13:58,570 --> 00:14:01,220 and we can't force her to stay here and be our maid. 277 00:14:01,400 --> 00:14:04,220 Well, who’s forcing her? We'll pay her whatever she wants. 278 00:14:04,390 --> 00:14:06,220 And the best part is, with her résumé? 279 00:14:06,400 --> 00:14:08,240 any wage will look good. 280 00:14:08,420 --> 00:14:11,160 No way, baby. Mnh-mnh. 281 00:14:15,210 --> 00:14:17,850 What? 282 00:14:19,100 --> 00:14:21,610 What? What, so you don't get what you want, you just walk off and pout? 283 00:14:21,780 --> 00:14:23,140 Oh, this isn't about me. 284 00:14:23,300 --> 00:14:24,730 This is about our great nation. 285 00:14:24,830 --> 00:14:28,550 And I have no intention of sexually satisfying a man who isn't willing to stand up for 286 00:14:28,710 --> 00:14:33,500 and help spread the ideals and values of the united states of America. 287 00:14:37,080 --> 00:14:40,170 And sometimes she is a little hard to stomach, but she means well. 288 00:14:40,180 --> 00:14:40,810 Well, that’s-- 289 00:14:40,970 --> 00:14:42,240 hi! Oh, here she is. 290 00:14:42,430 --> 00:14:44,350 I came as soon as I got your message. 291 00:14:44,520 --> 00:14:46,520 Is this... this is Gary Grantham 292 00:14:46,650 --> 00:14:47,890 your future ex-husband. 293 00:14:48,080 --> 00:14:49,550 - Wow, nice to meet you. - Hi. 294 00:14:49,700 --> 00:14:52,470 Okay, listen, um, I've got to meet a client. I've got to go, 295 00:14:52,640 --> 00:14:54,440 so just talk amongst yourselves, and 296 00:14:54,600 --> 00:14:57,990 you two make a very handsome couple. 297 00:14:58,900 --> 00:15:00,390 Oh. Yeah. 298 00:15:00,880 --> 00:15:03,680 Uh,- hi.- hi. 299 00:15:03,870 --> 00:15:05,350 So do you wanna get married on Wednesday? 300 00:15:05,490 --> 00:15:07,340 'Cause Thursday and Friday I’m out of town. 301 00:15:07,500 --> 00:15:11,650 Oh! Oh, yeah. Sure, that’s--Wednesday’s great. 302 00:15:11,810 --> 00:15:12,940 I'm--I'm just curious... 303 00:15:13,110 --> 00:15:16,150 how did Eddie convince you to do this so quickly? 304 00:15:16,330 --> 00:15:17,960 Well, she explained your situation to me. 305 00:15:18,130 --> 00:15:20,460 I'm sort of in need of a fake bride myself, so I figured, 306 00:15:20,620 --> 00:15:21,960 what the heck? 307 00:15:22,130 --> 00:15:23,620 Why would you need a fake bride? 308 00:15:23,780 --> 00:15:27,020 Uh, I'm gay, and I've never come out to my mother. 309 00:15:27,200 --> 00:15:28,600 - Really? - Yeah. 310 00:15:28,780 --> 00:15:30,610 At first, I just didn’t want to upset her. 311 00:15:30,770 --> 00:15:32,890 Then she got older, she got emphysema and diverticulitis, 312 00:15:33,050 --> 00:15:35,430 and I started thinking, if I just kept my mouth shut, 313 00:15:35,590 --> 00:15:38,020 then one day nature would take its course 314 00:15:38,180 --> 00:15:41,450 and we could avoid what is sure to be a very ugly scene. 315 00:15:41,610 --> 00:15:43,480 So what changed? 316 00:15:43,660 --> 00:15:45,710 She told me at her81st birthday party last month, 317 00:15:45,870 --> 00:15:49,540 the only reason she's hanging on is to see me get married. 318 00:15:49,700 --> 00:15:52,370 Oh. Oh, so by marrying me... 319 00:15:52,530 --> 00:15:55,030 yeah, I'd get my inheritance that much sooner. 320 00:15:55,560 --> 00:15:58,930 No, but mostly, I wanna make sure she's happy. 321 00:16:00,770 --> 00:16:04,050 well, you seem very nice, Susan. 322 00:16:04,220 --> 00:16:07,500 Uh, it will be a pleasure being married to you. 323 00:16:07,640 --> 00:16:08,960 Uh, likewise. 324 00:16:09,130 --> 00:16:12,080 here, you can finish the rest of the fries. 325 00:16:19,030 --> 00:16:20,340 Here's your mail 326 00:16:20,550 --> 00:16:21,450 and your pills. 327 00:16:21,610 --> 00:16:23,170 Ugh. 328 00:16:23,330 --> 00:16:26,560 More pills? 329 00:16:33,740 --> 00:16:34,390 Miss Tillman? 330 00:16:34,540 --> 00:16:35,490 Hmm? 331 00:16:36,350 --> 00:16:38,400 Where did this come from? 332 00:16:38,530 --> 00:16:41,190 I don't know. It was in with your other mail. 333 00:16:45,370 --> 00:16:47,110 Get me the phone. 334 00:16:57,530 --> 00:16:58,820 Sullivan, it’s me. 335 00:16:59,010 --> 00:17:02,050 I just got some news, and I need to get you involved. 336 00:17:02,220 --> 00:17:05,750 Looks like Delfino's been holding out on me. 337 00:17:11,060 --> 00:17:13,520 The next morning, Bree came up with a plan 338 00:17:13,680 --> 00:17:16,890 to get to the truth she so desperately needed. 339 00:17:17,060 --> 00:17:20,020 As she watched the Applewhites leave their house, 340 00:17:20,180 --> 00:17:24,280 she thought of how much she had trusted the previous owners 341 00:17:24,450 --> 00:17:26,430 and how much they... 342 00:17:26,600 --> 00:17:28,890 had trusted her. 343 00:17:49,730 --> 00:17:52,980 Caleb? Is that you? 344 00:17:57,550 --> 00:17:59,160 hi. 345 00:17:59,340 --> 00:18:02,770 I'm bree. I live down the street. 346 00:18:02,930 --> 00:18:05,380 I'm a friend of your mother’s. 347 00:18:05,630 --> 00:18:07,290 She's not home. 348 00:18:07,340 --> 00:18:09,380 I know. Um... 349 00:18:09,760 --> 00:18:12,040 I came to see you. 350 00:18:12,210 --> 00:18:13,740 - Me? - Yes. 351 00:18:13,900 --> 00:18:16,120 Your mother told me all about you and I thought it-- 352 00:18:16,300 --> 00:18:17,900 it might be nice if, um, 353 00:18:18,060 --> 00:18:20,480 we had a little visit. 354 00:18:21,530 --> 00:18:25,150 I brought you some homemade cobbler. 355 00:18:30,250 --> 00:18:32,400 oh,la,la,la,la,la 356 00:18:32,600 --> 00:18:34,890 right here. Follow the doughnut, people. 357 00:18:35,270 --> 00:18:37,970 Here we go. We got some people. Come on, come on. 358 00:18:38,160 --> 00:18:39,100 Hey, hey What's going on? 359 00:18:39,250 --> 00:18:44,960 Well, um, Ed bet tom that he wouldn't eat a doughnut out of the toilet. 360 00:18:45,130 --> 00:18:47,180 Isn't it disgusting? 361 00:18:48,550 --> 00:18:49,970 unh-unh! 362 00:18:50,490 --> 00:18:51,810 It's gotta be fully dunked. 363 00:18:51,980 --> 00:18:54,470 Now, I don't want the glaze to repel the water. 364 00:18:54,650 --> 00:18:56,990 Whoa, slight delay, people. I'm requesting a scrub down. 365 00:18:57,170 --> 00:18:59,810 Does anybody know where they keep the toilet brush? 366 00:19:00,590 --> 00:19:01,790 Just for one second, okay? Just for one second. 367 00:19:01,960 --> 00:19:03,440 Hey, I never thought I'd have to ask you this, 368 00:19:03,620 --> 00:19:05,410 but are you about to eat a doughnut out of the toilet? 369 00:19:05,550 --> 00:19:06,230 Yeah! 370 00:19:06,400 --> 00:19:08,060 For the Galveston jewelers account. 371 00:19:08,220 --> 00:19:09,330 I don't care! 372 00:19:09,510 --> 00:19:10,500 You're not gonna do this! 373 00:19:10,660 --> 00:19:12,790 Look, Lynette, you're the one who told me to find a way to click with ed. 374 00:19:12,970 --> 00:19:15,060 Well, now we've got our thing, 375 00:19:15,280 --> 00:19:17,000 and it's paying off for me! 376 00:19:17,180 --> 00:19:19,110 That's because ed gets off on humiliating you. 377 00:19:19,280 --> 00:19:22,380 Please, don’t do this! 378 00:19:22,560 --> 00:19:24,480 We're waiting, scavo! 379 00:19:28,490 --> 00:19:30,990 This is my moment. 380 00:19:35,710 --> 00:19:38,280 so, caleb, besides your mother and brother, 381 00:19:38,430 --> 00:19:42,250 does anybody else know that you're here? 382 00:19:42,420 --> 00:19:44,190 No. 383 00:19:45,890 --> 00:19:47,700 You're pretty. 384 00:19:48,620 --> 00:19:51,030 thank you. That’s very sweet. 385 00:19:51,200 --> 00:19:54,850 So where have you been living this whole time? Upstairs? 386 00:19:55,010 --> 00:19:57,130 No. 387 00:19:57,420 --> 00:19:59,180 I just moved upstairs. 388 00:19:59,340 --> 00:20:00,870 My room's downstairs. 389 00:20:01,050 --> 00:20:02,790 Downstairs? 390 00:20:02,960 --> 00:20:05,370 In the basement. 391 00:20:06,220 --> 00:20:08,340 You wanna see it? 392 00:20:32,970 --> 00:20:36,520 Caleb, have you been down here all these months? 393 00:20:36,660 --> 00:20:38,360 Yeah. 394 00:20:39,300 --> 00:20:42,230 Did your mother make you wear those? 395 00:20:42,610 --> 00:20:43,820 Most of the time. 396 00:20:43,980 --> 00:20:46,390 Oh, my god! 397 00:20:47,640 --> 00:20:50,910 Sweetheart, I don't understand. 398 00:20:51,090 --> 00:20:55,120 Why in the world would your mother treat you that way? 399 00:20:55,870 --> 00:20:58,610 I hurt a girl. 400 00:20:58,770 --> 00:21:00,630 A girl? 401 00:21:02,530 --> 00:21:04,780 Yeah. 402 00:21:07,880 --> 00:21:10,090 And then she died. 403 00:21:10,450 --> 00:21:12,160 Oh. 404 00:21:14,170 --> 00:21:17,740 Her name was Melanie. 405 00:21:20,110 --> 00:21:22,460 She was pretty. 406 00:21:23,980 --> 00:21:26,570 Just like you. 407 00:21:31,180 --> 00:21:32,680 Hi. 408 00:21:36,810 --> 00:21:39,760 I thought you should know, I’m getting married. 409 00:21:41,350 --> 00:21:42,280 To the doctor? 410 00:21:42,450 --> 00:21:44,630 No! No. Ha! 411 00:21:44,780 --> 00:21:47,560 No, to--to a gay guy. 412 00:21:47,740 --> 00:21:49,320 How did you know about the doctor? 413 00:21:49,490 --> 00:21:51,370 People talk. So you-- 414 00:21:52,150 --> 00:21:53,500 you're marrying a gay guy? 415 00:21:53,610 --> 00:21:54,840 I need health insurance, 416 00:21:55,010 --> 00:21:57,750 um, 'cause I've got this wandering spleen and... 417 00:21:57,890 --> 00:22:00,440 that sounds funny, "spleen wandering," but... 418 00:22:00,590 --> 00:22:03,400 actually, it’s not funny 'cause it can bang into things... 419 00:22:03,560 --> 00:22:07,100 so I need health insurance, so I'm getting married tomorrow. 420 00:22:07,270 --> 00:22:09,990 And you probably think I’m crazy, right? 421 00:22:10,160 --> 00:22:11,780 Well... can it wait? 422 00:22:11,940 --> 00:22:13,630 Um, the surgery? 423 00:22:13,830 --> 00:22:14,930 No. 424 00:22:15,070 --> 00:22:16,830 It can't wait. 425 00:22:18,200 --> 00:22:21,510 I guess it's really not that crazy. 426 00:22:22,850 --> 00:22:24,480 how you doin', ma'am? 427 00:22:24,670 --> 00:22:26,420 Susan, can you just give me a minute? 428 00:22:26,580 --> 00:22:27,680 Oh, yeah. No, I'm sorry. 429 00:22:27,820 --> 00:22:30,830 I--that was really... it. 430 00:22:32,890 --> 00:22:33,850 What do you want? 431 00:22:34,030 --> 00:22:35,650 It's not what i want, Delfino. 432 00:22:35,820 --> 00:22:37,720 It's what Noah Taylor wants. 433 00:22:37,880 --> 00:22:40,670 Where's his grandkid? 434 00:22:40,790 --> 00:22:44,330 You know, let’s skip the part where you don't know anything about anything. 435 00:22:44,510 --> 00:22:46,920 Mr. Taylor wants to chat. 436 00:22:47,040 --> 00:22:48,160 What if I say no? 437 00:22:48,270 --> 00:22:51,050 Then I've gotta find the kid myself, 438 00:22:51,160 --> 00:22:55,620 and my guess is, he or she is somewhere around here close. 439 00:22:55,790 --> 00:22:58,160 Your old girlfriend-- 440 00:22:58,350 --> 00:23:00,230 she's got a daughter, right? 441 00:23:00,300 --> 00:23:03,320 Maybe I should start by paying her a visit... 442 00:23:04,420 --> 00:23:05,900 her daughter's not the one. 443 00:23:06,090 --> 00:23:07,620 Yeah, well, given your track record, 444 00:23:07,780 --> 00:23:10,690 I might wanna check that out for myself. 445 00:23:12,980 --> 00:23:15,960 Tell him I'll be therein the morning. 446 00:23:21,750 --> 00:23:23,380 Oh! 447 00:23:24,070 --> 00:23:25,900 So pretty. 448 00:23:27,390 --> 00:23:29,700 You like nice things? 449 00:23:30,980 --> 00:23:32,620 that's why I think you're stupid, 450 00:23:32,790 --> 00:23:34,760 for not wanting to stay here. 451 00:23:34,920 --> 00:23:37,670 You could be around my nice things all the time, 452 00:23:37,840 --> 00:23:40,030 taking care of them... 453 00:23:40,160 --> 00:23:42,310 how fun would that be? 454 00:23:43,660 --> 00:23:46,770 Well, I’m sure it's a lot more fun than you'd have in that 455 00:23:46,950 --> 00:23:50,750 tiny, godforsaken village of yours. 456 00:23:53,450 --> 00:23:57,400 You know, we’re probably more alike than people would guess. 457 00:23:57,550 --> 00:23:59,270 I'm from a small town, too. 458 00:23:59,450 --> 00:24:01,330 My folks had nothing. 459 00:24:01,490 --> 00:24:03,300 That's why I love America. 460 00:24:03,480 --> 00:24:06,300 Anything is possible. 461 00:24:11,760 --> 00:24:13,150 Oh... 462 00:24:13,310 --> 00:24:15,340 hmm, you like that? 463 00:24:16,250 --> 00:24:17,490 No. 464 00:24:17,640 --> 00:24:20,130 An old, fat stockbroker gave this to me. 465 00:24:20,290 --> 00:24:22,840 It's not worth anything. You can have it. 466 00:24:27,930 --> 00:24:29,390 Oh... 467 00:24:32,580 --> 00:24:33,080 oh! 468 00:24:34,530 --> 00:24:37,440 It's okay. Glad you like it. 469 00:24:38,900 --> 00:24:40,610 You can brush my hair. 470 00:24:40,960 --> 00:24:42,760 Oh! 471 00:24:56,250 --> 00:24:57,810 - Hi. - Hi. 472 00:24:59,170 --> 00:25:02,540 Uh, this is the best I could do on such short notice. 473 00:25:04,190 --> 00:25:05,780 - Okay. - Okay. 474 00:25:11,520 --> 00:25:14,520 Oh, uh, Susan, this is, uh, my best man, Steven. 475 00:25:14,680 --> 00:25:15,750 He's also my life partner. 476 00:25:15,920 --> 00:25:18,980 Oh, hi. It's nice to meet you. 477 00:25:20,140 --> 00:25:22,800 Baby, be--be nice. Come on. 478 00:25:23,910 --> 00:25:27,030 I'm sorry you have cancer. 479 00:25:27,190 --> 00:25:28,610 Cancer? 480 00:25:28,770 --> 00:25:31,730 Isn't that the point of this whole charade? 481 00:25:31,890 --> 00:25:33,810 Gary said you needed insurance. 482 00:25:33,980 --> 00:25:35,960 Oh, yes. No, no, I do need insurance. 483 00:25:36,140 --> 00:25:38,190 I just don't have cancer. I have A... 484 00:25:38,360 --> 00:25:41,470 wandering spleen. 485 00:25:42,430 --> 00:25:44,840 I said it was like cancer. 486 00:25:45,010 --> 00:25:46,450 Is there a problem? 487 00:25:46,600 --> 00:25:48,350 No. No, everything's fine. 488 00:25:48,500 --> 00:25:50,260 Uh, let's just go to the chapel. 489 00:25:50,410 --> 00:25:52,390 Shall we? 490 00:25:53,980 --> 00:25:55,690 I made a wedding cake. 491 00:25:55,830 --> 00:25:57,230 I hope you enjoy it. 492 00:25:57,390 --> 00:25:58,970 Oh! Uh... 493 00:26:03,710 --> 00:26:06,130 so... are we ready to get started? 494 00:26:06,290 --> 00:26:07,830 Oh, do you have a thing to play music? 495 00:26:07,990 --> 00:26:10,560 I had Steven burn a little wedding mix for us,. 496 00:26:10,750 --> 00:26:11,510 for ambience 497 00:26:11,680 --> 00:26:14,810 Sure, just, um, give me a sec 498 00:26:19,870 --> 00:26:21,090 do you have a problem? 499 00:26:21,240 --> 00:26:22,890 You said she was sick. 500 00:26:23,060 --> 00:26:24,320 She is. 501 00:26:24,450 --> 00:26:26,090 She has a wandering spleen. 502 00:26:26,240 --> 00:26:28,870 It sounds nothing like cancer. It doesn't even sound real. 503 00:26:29,030 --> 00:26:30,790 Well, it is. I-I could die. 504 00:26:30,970 --> 00:26:32,070 You look fine to me, honey. 505 00:26:32,220 --> 00:26:34,280 Don't do this. 506 00:26:34,440 --> 00:26:38,170 I have asked you six times to fly with me to Holland to get married, 507 00:26:38,350 --> 00:26:40,200 and you always have some la me excuse. 508 00:26:40,360 --> 00:26:43,760 But the second some chick with a silly disease comes along, 509 00:26:43,930 --> 00:26:46,000 well, you drop everything and head for a chapel. 510 00:26:46,170 --> 00:26:47,570 Oh,no,it's a serious illness. 511 00:26:47,710 --> 00:26:50,950 See, it just sounds silly ‘cause of the word "spleen." 512 00:26:51,540 --> 00:26:52,380 What do you want from me? 513 00:26:52,570 --> 00:26:56,180 I want you to worry about my feelings half as much as you worry about your mother's! 514 00:26:56,340 --> 00:26:57,840 What is it gonna take to make you happy? 515 00:26:58,010 --> 00:26:59,350 Not go through with the wedding? 516 00:26:59,470 --> 00:27:00,150 Is that what you're asking? 517 00:27:00,360 --> 00:27:02,120 Oh,oh! No,no,stop right there. 518 00:27:02,290 --> 00:27:06,740 Okay, I would love to see you two crazy kids get hitched in Holland more than anyone, 519 00:27:06,890 --> 00:27:10,790 with the tulips and the clogs, in front of a windmill, the whole shebang. 520 00:27:10,950 --> 00:27:12,640 But unless I get this surgery, 521 00:27:12,800 --> 00:27:16,280 my spleen is going to slam straight into my heart and explode. 522 00:27:16,410 --> 00:27:19,030 So, you know, seeing as I am just a nice person 523 00:27:19,200 --> 00:27:22,290 and I always support gay rights, let’s just do this. 524 00:27:22,470 --> 00:27:24,630 And then I'll have a husband and insurance. 525 00:27:24,770 --> 00:27:26,960 Nobody gets hurt. 526 00:27:32,550 --> 00:27:35,730 Steven, why...Steven! 527 00:27:36,380 --> 00:27:38,680 - it's just... - yeah. 528 00:27:40,490 --> 00:27:41,580 I'm so sorry. 529 00:27:41,730 --> 00:27:42,740 My hands are tied. 530 00:27:42,900 --> 00:27:45,710 I'm really sorry. 531 00:27:48,470 --> 00:27:50,850 Steven, wait. Steven... where are you going? 532 00:27:54,570 --> 00:27:57,760 what's love got to do, got to do with it? 533 00:27:57,940 --> 00:28:00,700 Ah, finally got the sound system working. 534 00:28:02,230 --> 00:28:04,170 Where's the groom? 535 00:28:15,630 --> 00:28:17,690 Hey, susie Q. 536 00:28:19,130 --> 00:28:22,930 What's wrong? For a newlywed, you don't have much spring in your step. 537 00:28:23,620 --> 00:28:25,390 I didn't get married. 538 00:28:25,580 --> 00:28:26,930 Really? 539 00:28:27,130 --> 00:28:32,880 We got to the altar, but the whole fake wedding thing sort of imploded. 540 00:28:33,040 --> 00:28:37,550 Wow. I'm sorry. 541 00:28:37,710 --> 00:28:39,170 I still don't have insurance. 542 00:28:39,340 --> 00:28:41,680 I need to get that operation. I'M... 543 00:28:44,980 --> 00:28:47,460 I'm really screwed. 544 00:28:49,890 --> 00:28:51,460 well... 545 00:28:54,700 --> 00:28:56,860 why don't I just marry you? 546 00:28:56,920 --> 00:28:57,490 What? 547 00:28:57,650 --> 00:28:59,230 I've got a fantastic health plan. 548 00:28:59,380 --> 00:29:01,230 You'd be covered instantly. 549 00:29:01,330 --> 00:29:05,230 But... we were actually married. 550 00:29:05,380 --> 00:29:10,250 Look,susie, I've always felt awful about walking out on you the way I did. 551 00:29:10,440 --> 00:29:13,250 And I figure, if we do this, 552 00:29:13,640 --> 00:29:16,580 I'd basically be saving your life. 553 00:29:18,590 --> 00:29:20,380 I figure I owe you one. 554 00:29:22,310 --> 00:29:23,760 Karl... 555 00:29:26,190 --> 00:29:27,800 so what do you say? 556 00:29:27,950 --> 00:29:31,090 Will you marry me, Susan Mayer? 557 00:29:31,280 --> 00:29:33,320 again? 558 00:29:35,850 --> 00:29:37,640 What the hell? 559 00:29:37,810 --> 00:29:39,290 cool! 560 00:29:47,010 --> 00:29:47,820 what are we gonna do about Eddie? 561 00:29:47,990 --> 00:29:49,620 - We can't tell her. - She'd kill us both. 562 00:29:49,780 --> 00:29:52,270 Yeah, it'll be our little secret. 563 00:29:55,300 --> 00:29:57,910 We've really enjoyed having you as a guest. Right, Gaby? 564 00:29:58,080 --> 00:30:00,450 Absolutely. 565 00:30:00,630 --> 00:30:03,300 Xiao-mei, you are a very special girl, so... 566 00:30:03,770 --> 00:30:06,470 so you take care, okay? 567 00:30:08,130 --> 00:30:09,520 Oh! 568 00:30:13,800 --> 00:30:15,800 Thanks for all your help, Carlos. 569 00:30:15,970 --> 00:30:18,100 my pleasure, father. 570 00:30:21,950 --> 00:30:24,720 - Bye-bye. - Ladies? 571 00:30:26,850 --> 00:30:28,220 please don't tell me you're crying 572 00:30:28,390 --> 00:30:30,140 just because you can’t have the maid you want. 573 00:30:30,290 --> 00:30:32,850 Carlos, she wouldn’t have been just a maid. 574 00:30:32,990 --> 00:30:35,390 She would have been the best damn maid ever. 575 00:30:35,530 --> 00:30:37,150 God, you’re pathetic. 576 00:30:37,290 --> 00:30:38,820 Shut up. 577 00:30:39,850 --> 00:30:41,150 hey, 578 00:30:41,420 --> 00:30:43,510 something's going on. 579 00:30:52,710 --> 00:30:53,880 is there a problem? 580 00:30:54,270 --> 00:30:56,060 Well, xiao-mei doesn't want to go back to china. 581 00:30:56,210 --> 00:30:58,830 She wants to stay here and work for you. 582 00:30:58,980 --> 00:31:01,370 What? Why? 583 00:31:07,190 --> 00:31:10,910 she says mares. Solis treated her with more kindness than she's ever known. 584 00:31:11,090 --> 00:31:14,690 She now thinks of you two as family. 585 00:31:14,890 --> 00:31:17,410 Oh, really? 586 00:31:17,580 --> 00:31:20,910 Oh, of course you can stay! 587 00:31:21,060 --> 00:31:23,570 Oh! 588 00:31:25,270 --> 00:31:26,640 Gaby... 589 00:31:26,950 --> 00:31:29,630 Carlos, she thinks of us as family. 590 00:31:35,790 --> 00:31:37,380 I'm ready to hear those farm fresh concepts. 591 00:31:37,540 --> 00:31:38,960 Conference room in five... 592 00:31:39,130 --> 00:31:41,200 toilet boy! 593 00:31:43,590 --> 00:31:44,830 you are so not allowed to complain to me. 594 00:31:45,000 --> 00:31:46,640 I know. You were right, okay? 595 00:31:46,800 --> 00:31:49,670 So now I'm known throughout the advertising world as "toilet boy." 596 00:31:49,840 --> 00:31:51,230 Tell him you're done with the games. 597 00:31:51,380 --> 00:31:52,800 You don't wanna play anymore. 598 00:31:52,960 --> 00:31:54,220 No,no,no, I can't. I can't. 599 00:31:54,360 --> 00:31:56,600 If I back down now, he’ll see it as a sign of weakness. Look, 600 00:31:56,770 --> 00:31:58,550 this is the way that guys do business. But-- 601 00:31:58,720 --> 00:32:00,110 so you called it. 602 00:32:00,280 --> 00:32:02,510 He made me his bitch. 603 00:32:03,820 --> 00:32:05,030 Come on. 604 00:32:09,860 --> 00:32:11,400 Here you go. Oh. 605 00:32:11,570 --> 00:32:12,690 You know, ed, I've been thinking. 606 00:32:12,850 --> 00:32:14,780 We've had a lot of fun and games around here lately, 607 00:32:14,930 --> 00:32:19,460 but maybe it's time to set a slightly more professional tone in the office. 608 00:32:19,610 --> 00:32:21,800 Oh, I get it. 609 00:32:21,970 --> 00:32:23,750 Somebody went running to mommy, didn’t he? Huh? 610 00:32:23,930 --> 00:32:24,660 What? 611 00:32:24,830 --> 00:32:26,020 Tom loses a few bets, 612 00:32:26,180 --> 00:32:28,740 so he tries to get his wife to make me back off? 613 00:32:28,890 --> 00:32:31,780 Oh, this is so alpha tau. 614 00:32:31,930 --> 00:32:34,190 I am gonna make him pay. 615 00:32:34,340 --> 00:32:36,730 No. No, you’re not gonna make him pay. 616 00:32:36,890 --> 00:32:39,860 You are gonna stop this now. 617 00:32:40,020 --> 00:32:41,120 This is my company. 618 00:32:41,280 --> 00:32:46,190 If people wanna work here, they play by my rules. 619 00:32:49,600 --> 00:32:51,690 - Ed! - What? 620 00:32:53,290 --> 00:32:54,520 I'm calling you out. 621 00:32:54,690 --> 00:32:56,100 Huh? Yes, you're right. 622 00:32:56,280 --> 00:32:58,600 This is your company, so I'll play by your rules. 623 00:32:58,780 --> 00:33:02,170 What do I have to do to get you to stop this frat boy crap? 624 00:33:02,330 --> 00:33:04,620 Shave my eyebrows? Come to work naked? 625 00:33:04,780 --> 00:33:05,520 Name your stakes. 626 00:33:05,690 --> 00:33:06,470 I don't have time for this. 627 00:33:06,620 --> 00:33:09,180 Aw, what's wrong, ed? 628 00:33:09,350 --> 00:33:11,900 You afraid a phi kapp's gonna get beaten by a girl? 629 00:33:12,070 --> 00:33:14,840 Come on, big man... 630 00:33:15,000 --> 00:33:17,670 it's just a little bet. 631 00:33:21,530 --> 00:33:26,110 As you know, I think that making the workplace fun is good for morale. 632 00:33:26,280 --> 00:33:31,160 But Lynette here thinks that our shenanigans have gotten a little out of hand. 633 00:33:31,330 --> 00:33:33,740 oh, hold on. Hold on. 634 00:33:33,930 --> 00:33:36,070 I respect Lynette’s work ethic. 635 00:33:36,210 --> 00:33:43,230 So we've decided to settle the matter with a little test of intestinal fortitude. 636 00:33:43,380 --> 00:33:46,560 If she can eat 637 00:33:46,720 --> 00:33:50,630 1 pound of our client's fine, farm-fresh pork product, 638 00:33:50,780 --> 00:33:52,740 raw... 639 00:33:54,320 --> 00:33:57,000 there'll be a moratorium on wagering in the office. 640 00:33:57,170 --> 00:33:59,320 oh,oh! 641 00:33:59,470 --> 00:34:00,630 I know you are doing this for me. 642 00:34:00,800 --> 00:34:01,650 You don't need to do this. 643 00:34:01,780 --> 00:34:03,120 I don't need you fighting my fights. 644 00:34:03,290 --> 00:34:04,990 I am not fighting your fights. 645 00:34:05,130 --> 00:34:06,810 This is my fight 646 00:34:06,980 --> 00:34:10,260 this is how guys do business, right? 647 00:34:25,320 --> 00:34:27,130 While we're young. 648 00:34:38,490 --> 00:34:41,040 no shame in defeat, Lynette. 649 00:34:41,210 --> 00:34:43,650 No shame at all. 650 00:34:57,430 --> 00:34:59,460 oh, she's gonna do it. 651 00:34:59,640 --> 00:35:01,940 ohh! 652 00:35:06,220 --> 00:35:08,140 oh,yes! 653 00:35:12,810 --> 00:35:14,370 oh! 654 00:35:25,040 --> 00:35:26,000 oh,this is too much. 655 00:35:30,510 --> 00:35:31,690 oh! 656 00:35:34,900 --> 00:35:36,220 what? 657 00:35:36,400 --> 00:35:38,390 She took the bet. 658 00:35:38,570 --> 00:35:41,260 What? This is fun, people. 659 00:35:42,820 --> 00:35:44,900 she's got one more. 660 00:36:05,440 --> 00:36:07,060 so... 661 00:36:07,490 --> 00:36:10,930 can this be a place of business again, ed? 662 00:36:11,080 --> 00:36:14,280 - No more games? - Sure. 663 00:36:15,600 --> 00:36:18,880 You sucked all the fun out of it anyway. 664 00:36:27,810 --> 00:36:31,060 that was really something. 665 00:36:31,360 --> 00:36:33,320 Thanks. 666 00:36:33,490 --> 00:36:36,010 Could you scrounge me up a bucket? 667 00:36:45,910 --> 00:36:48,900 Caleb said a nice, red-haired lady came to visit him. 668 00:36:49,060 --> 00:36:51,250 Come on in, betty. 669 00:36:55,160 --> 00:36:56,370 Get you a drink? 670 00:36:56,530 --> 00:36:58,210 This is not a social call, bree! 671 00:36:58,380 --> 00:37:01,940 Did you or did you not break into my home and talk to my son? 672 00:37:02,110 --> 00:37:05,710 Caleb and I had, uh, a very lovely chat. Yes. 673 00:37:05,880 --> 00:37:07,480 if you ever come near him again, 674 00:37:07,640 --> 00:37:10,720 there will be hell to pay. Do you understand? 675 00:37:13,270 --> 00:37:16,890 Aren't you gonna ask me what we talked about? 676 00:37:17,060 --> 00:37:18,820 The name,um... 677 00:37:19,000 --> 00:37:21,760 Melanie foster came up. 678 00:37:23,960 --> 00:37:26,460 I'm gonna pour you a drink now, betty, 679 00:37:26,620 --> 00:37:29,100 because we're about to have a very honest discussion, 680 00:37:29,220 --> 00:37:33,130 and I think you're gonna need a little help getting through it. 681 00:37:37,520 --> 00:37:38,970 his name's Zach young. 682 00:37:39,100 --> 00:37:40,170 He lives with his father. 683 00:37:40,340 --> 00:37:42,530 Mother committed suicide about a year ago. 684 00:37:42,680 --> 00:37:45,020 How did he end up with these people? 685 00:37:45,160 --> 00:37:46,550 How do you think? 686 00:37:46,710 --> 00:37:49,750 Deirdre was strung out, noah. She gave him up. 687 00:37:49,920 --> 00:37:51,630 I wanna see this boy. 688 00:37:51,740 --> 00:37:54,820 Well, he’s got a new family now. I can't just snap my fingers and get him in here. 689 00:37:54,980 --> 00:37:56,670 Maybe not, but I can snap my fingers, 690 00:37:56,820 --> 00:37:58,830 and detective Sullivan can make it happen. 691 00:37:58,990 --> 00:37:59,970 - You don't wanna do that. - No? 692 00:38:00,130 --> 00:38:01,620 Is that really the way you wanna meet him-- 693 00:38:01,770 --> 00:38:06,120 have that thug drag him in here so grandpa can give him a hug? 694 00:38:06,770 --> 00:38:09,850 Fine. You bring him. I’ll give you two days. 695 00:38:10,030 --> 00:38:14,340 As you know, I’m on a bit of a clock here. 696 00:38:19,610 --> 00:38:21,250 When Caleb was born, 697 00:38:21,420 --> 00:38:25,360 and the doctors discovered that he was different, 698 00:38:25,530 --> 00:38:27,550 I didn't even cry. 699 00:38:30,090 --> 00:38:35,200 It was the most painful moment of my life. 700 00:38:35,370 --> 00:38:37,710 I didn't shed a single tear. 701 00:38:38,350 --> 00:38:41,480 I just thought to myself, what’s the point? 702 00:38:41,730 --> 00:38:43,600 He is my son, 703 00:38:43,770 --> 00:38:45,930 and I have to raise him 704 00:38:46,120 --> 00:38:48,170 as best I can. 705 00:38:48,340 --> 00:38:50,570 Now that's my job. 706 00:38:51,880 --> 00:38:54,870 In a lot of ways, I feel so blessed. 707 00:38:55,030 --> 00:38:56,720 Caleb is challenged, 708 00:38:56,910 --> 00:39:00,290 but he has such a sweet nature. 709 00:39:00,460 --> 00:39:03,920 I'm sure you noticed that when you came to visit. 710 00:39:04,070 --> 00:39:06,690 Yes, I did. 711 00:39:07,210 --> 00:39:11,380 I also noticed that you had him chained in the basement. 712 00:39:13,930 --> 00:39:17,020 That's because of Melanie foster. 713 00:39:18,850 --> 00:39:24,070 Melanie was a girl that Matthew dated. 714 00:39:24,230 --> 00:39:26,140 She was a debutante. 715 00:39:26,300 --> 00:39:28,730 And like typical teenagers, 716 00:39:28,910 --> 00:39:31,730 their relationship was full of drama. 717 00:39:31,910 --> 00:39:36,050 They were always breaking up and getting back together and breaking up. 718 00:39:36,200 --> 00:39:39,380 One night, after one of their big blow-ups, 719 00:39:39,550 --> 00:39:45,190 Caleb somehow convinced Melanie to meet him down at our local lumberyard. 720 00:39:45,370 --> 00:39:49,810 I can only imagine that she thought he was bringing some kind of apology from Matthew 721 00:39:49,980 --> 00:39:52,190 but he wasn't. 722 00:39:52,890 --> 00:39:54,700 Caleb told Melanie 723 00:39:54,860 --> 00:39:57,470 he was in love with her, 724 00:39:57,650 --> 00:39:59,860 and that if he was her boyfriend, 725 00:40:00,000 --> 00:40:03,680 he would never break up with her... 726 00:40:04,210 --> 00:40:07,180 and she laughed in his face. 727 00:40:07,320 --> 00:40:11,810 He tried to show her he was serious by kissing her... 728 00:40:12,270 --> 00:40:14,390 and she hit him. 729 00:40:18,290 --> 00:40:21,070 He doesn't remember a lot of what happened after that, but he-- 730 00:40:21,190 --> 00:40:25,950 he does know that he got very, very angry, and... 731 00:40:26,110 --> 00:40:31,020 and that there was an ax lying on the ground nearby him. 732 00:40:33,560 --> 00:40:35,030 Yes, 733 00:40:35,200 --> 00:40:39,490 my Caleb killed Melanie, 734 00:40:39,620 --> 00:40:42,690 but I couldn't let him go to jail... 735 00:40:43,480 --> 00:40:46,630 or worse, be put down, 736 00:40:46,790 --> 00:40:50,290 for what was really my crime. 737 00:40:50,450 --> 00:40:52,170 Your crime? 738 00:40:54,670 --> 00:40:57,920 It was my responsibility. 739 00:40:58,320 --> 00:41:00,880 I was supposed to protect him from himself. 740 00:41:01,040 --> 00:41:03,680 I am his mother. 741 00:41:04,090 --> 00:41:07,350 That was my job. 742 00:41:19,820 --> 00:41:24,440 The world is filled with unlikely friendships. 743 00:41:24,620 --> 00:41:26,650 How do they begin? 744 00:41:26,790 --> 00:41:30,200 With one person desperately in need, 745 00:41:30,350 --> 00:41:34,790 and another willing to lend a helping hand. 746 00:41:34,950 --> 00:41:36,930 When such kindness is offered... 747 00:41:37,090 --> 00:41:40,130 We're finally able to see the worth of those we had previously written off. 748 00:41:40,270 --> 00:41:44,410 And before we know it... 749 00:41:44,570 --> 00:41:46,920 a bond has formed, 750 00:41:47,090 --> 00:41:50,470 regardless of whether others can understand it. 751 00:41:50,640 --> 00:41:59,650 Yes, unlikely friendships start up every day. 752 00:41:59,810 --> 00:42:02,370 No one understands this 753 00:42:02,550 --> 00:42:06,810 more than the lonely. 754 00:42:06,980 --> 00:42:09,210 In fact, 755 00:42:09,360 --> 00:42:13,330 it's what they count on.