1
00:00:01,973 --> 00:00:03,641
but no adoption agency's
gonna touch us now.

2
00:00:03,674 --> 00:00:07,541
there are ways to get babies,
carlos. $20,000.

3
00:00:07,574 --> 00:00:09,907
 <i>wheels were put in</i> motion...
i love you.

4
00:00:10,216 --> 00:00:11,849
aw, thank you.

5
00:00:11,882 --> 00:00:15,183
i love mike.

6
00:00:15,216 --> 00:00:17,982
 <i>true emotions wererevealed...</i>
who the hell is mike?

7
00:00:18,016 --> 00:00:20,149
perception is reality,
andrew.

8
00:00:20,183 --> 00:00:23,782
my name is bree,
and i am an alcoholic.

9
00:00:23,815 --> 00:00:28,049
 <i>and false pretenses</i>
 <i>became a way of life.</i>

10
00:00:31,082 --> 00:00:34,583
 <i>gabrielle solis had always been</i>
 <i>a demanding shopper.</i>

11
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carlos, come on!
they're here!

12
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 <i>and whatever the purchase,</i>

13
00:00:40,916 --> 00:00:44,383
 <i>she always expected</i>
 <i>the very best.</i>

14
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 <i>whether it was exotic perfume</i>
 <i>shipd over from paris...</i>

15
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 <i>a high fashion gown straight</i>
 <i>from a runway in milan...</i>

16
00:00:57,550 --> 00:01:01,550
 <i>or designer shoes</i>
 <i>flown in from manhattan,</i>

17
00:01:01,583 --> 00:01:03,183
 <i>but on this day,</i>

18
00:01:03,216 --> 00:01:07,082
 <i>her expectations were</i>
 <i>going to be put to the test.</i>

19
00:01:07,116 --> 00:01:10,782
 <i>you see, gabrielle was now</i>
 <i>shopping for a baby,</i>

20
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 <i>and there was a problem...</i>

21
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 <i>with the manufacturer.</i>

22
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mostly, i just wanna feel
like i'm giving my baby

23
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to people who have what it takes
to be really great parents.

24
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well, you won't find
another couple

25
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with more love for a child.
(chuckles)

26
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isn't that right, honey?
honey?

27
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right.
right, uh, lots of le.

28
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honey, can i talk to you
for a second?

29
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yeah.

30
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okay.
okay, look, we have
to find another mother.

31
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why?
okay, this isn't easy to say,
so i'm just gonna say it,

32
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but have you taken
a good look at her?
oh, my god.

33
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are you trying to say that
you don't want deana's baby

34
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because she's plain?
no, plain i can handle.

35
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carlos, since that woman
has walked into ou ihouse,

36
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the clocks
have stopped working.

37
00:02:01,449 --> 00:02:03,516
no one can predict what
a child is gonna look like.

38
00:02:03,550 --> 00:02:06,116
for all you know, her kid could
end up winning beauty contests.

39
00:02:06,149 --> 00:02:07,916
with <i>her</i> d.n.a.,

40
00:02:07,949 --> 00:02:10,316
the only thing that kid's gonna
be winning is best in show.

41
00:02:10,349 --> 00:02:12,650
look, carlos, i am sorry,
but i want a pretty baby,

42
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so let's find another mother.
mnh-mnh. i'm not gonna let

43
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your shallow obsession
with looks screw this up.

44
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i want a child--any child.

45
00:02:19,916 --> 00:02:22,383
fine. just know
that in a couple of days,

46
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when that thing is born,

47
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and you're gonna have
to cuddle and snuggle up

48
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with something
with <i>that</i> face on it,

49
00:02:28,982 --> 00:02:30,982
don't come crying to me.

50
00:02:36,516 --> 00:02:38,149
i'm sorry.

51
00:02:38,183 --> 00:02:39,849
now where were we?

52
00:02:39,882 --> 00:02:41,916
we were just talking about
the custody arrangement

53
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once deana gives birth.

54
00:02:43,449 --> 00:02:45,283
it's usually best
that the mother

55
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doesn't see the child
at all.

56
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so as soon as the doctors finish
giving their initial checkup...

57
00:03:01,116 --> 00:03:04,016
...the baby
will be handed over  you.

58
00:03:04,049 --> 00:03:09,082
 <i>yes, gabrielle had always been</i>
 <i>a demanding shopper.</i>

59
00:03:09,116 --> 00:03:10,949
sorry.

60
00:03:12,283 --> 00:03:16,849
 <i>because she knew</i>
 <i>there are some purchases...</i>

61
00:03:16,882 --> 00:03:20,349
 <i>that can't be returned.</i>

62
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cync by lanmao
www.1000fr.com

63
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cync by lanmao
www.1000fr.com

64
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cync by lanmao
www.1000fr.com

65
00:04:02,082 --> 00:04:04,650
 <i>at 6:10 the next morning,</i>

66
00:04:04,682 --> 00:04:07,016
 <i>deana pruse</i>
 <i>went into premature labor</i>

67
00:04:07,049 --> 00:04:09,383
 <i>d gave birth</i>
 <i>to what would t tually be</i>

68
00:04:09,416 --> 00:04:13,550
 <i>an incredibly attractive</i>
 <i>baby boy.</i>

69
00:04:15,183 --> 00:04:18,882
 <i>at 11:43, dr. hanson mills</i>
 <i>cut the umbilical cord,</i>

70
00:04:18,916 --> 00:04:23,249
 <i>forever separating</i>
 <i>mother and child.</i>

71
00:04:23,283 --> 00:04:25,149
 <i>at that exact same moment,</i>

72
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 <i>dr. ron mccready entered</i>
 <i>the private room of susan mayer</i>

73
00:04:28,849 --> 00:04:33,416
 <i>with every intention</i>
 <i>of severing</i> their <i>connection.</i>

74
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hey there. how's it goin'?

75
00:04:35,682 --> 00:04:38,449
great.
i'm about to be released.

76
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oh, that's terrific.
who's mike?

77
00:04:41,049 --> 00:04:43,782
i...

78
00:04:43,815 --> 00:04:46,249
why do you ask?

79
00:04:46,283 --> 00:04:48,183
i don't know. no reason.

80
00:04:48,216 --> 00:04:50,616
ah, it's jt,..

81
00:04:50,650 --> 00:04:52,616
just before the operation,

82
00:04:52,650 --> 00:04:55,583
just before you went under,
i said, "i love you,"

83
00:04:55,616 --> 00:04:57,949
and you said,
"i love mike."

84
00:04:57,982 --> 00:05:01,183
i did?

85
00:05:01,216 --> 00:05:04,849
oh, is that why you han't been
in to see me since my surgery?

86
00:05:04,882 --> 00:05:07,149
answer the question.

87
00:05:07,183 --> 00:05:09,449
i don't even know
a mike.

88
00:05:11,316 --> 00:05:14,616
everyone knows a mike.
yes, everyone does know
a mike.

89
00:05:14,650 --> 00:05:17,116
actually, you're right.
i did know a mike in college.

90
00:05:17,149 --> 00:05:19,782
we did this play together,
"pippin." it wasn't very good.

91
00:05:19,815 --> 00:05:22,949
anyways, i never thought of him,
so you shouldn't be accusing me.

92
00:05:22,982 --> 00:05:24,815
i was probably
just hallucinating.

93
00:05:24,849 --> 00:05:26,916
fine, fine.

94
00:05:26,949 --> 00:05:29,149
so... who's the guy
you're married to?

95
00:05:29,183 --> 00:05:31,316
damn that nurse hisel!

96
00:05:31,349 --> 00:05:34,550
or should i say, "who's the guy
you're cating on?"

97
00:05:34,583 --> 00:05:36,550
okay, yes,
i did remarry my ex,

98
00:05:36,583 --> 00:05:39,183
but it was only because
he has great health insurance.

99
00:05:39,216 --> 00:05:41,449
did miss blabbermouth
tell you that, too?

100
00:05:41,483 --> 00:05:44,216
you--you committed
insurance fraud?
only in the legal sense.

101
00:05:44,249 --> 00:05:47,749
and i just didn't tell you
because i wanted to protect you.

102
00:05:47,782 --> 00:05:49,749
susan--
okay, you know what?

103
00:05:49,782 --> 00:05:52,583
you should come over to dinner
and meet karl, and you can see

104
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that there is absolutely
nothing between us.

105
00:05:54,916 --> 00:05:57,416
so wait,
once you're fully recovered

106
00:05:57,449 --> 00:05:58,916
you're gonna divorce him?

107
00:05:58,949 --> 00:06:00,982
oh, yeah, that's the plan.
i swear.

108
00:06:01,016 --> 00:06:04,149
and you swear that you're not
in love with anyone named mike?

109
00:06:05,949 --> 00:06:08,815
sure.

110
00:06:11,849 --> 00:06:13,949
okay.

111
00:06:13,982 --> 00:06:15,849
come here.

112
00:06:15,882 --> 00:06:19,216
i believe you.

113
00:06:20,550 --> 00:06:22,516
(man) next morning,
i woke up in an alley.

114
00:06:22,550 --> 00:06:24,049
my wallet had been stolen.

115
00:06:24,082 --> 00:06:26,616
i was lying in a pool
of my own vomit.

116
00:06:26,650 --> 00:06:29,682
that's when i knew
i'd hit rock bottom.

117
00:06:32,283 --> 00:06:36,183
okay, who's next?

118
00:06:36,216 --> 00:06:37,216
bree.

119
00:06:38,749 --> 00:06:42,049
oh! um, i couldn't
possibly top that.

120
00:06:42,082 --> 00:06:43,583
thank you, though.

121
00:06:48,782 --> 00:06:51,782
(indistinct conversations)

122
00:06:53,849 --> 00:06:55,982
hi. before coming
to these meetings,

123
00:06:56,016 --> 00:06:59,949
i never realized how messy
substance abusers can be.

124
00:06:59,982 --> 00:07:01,949
we usually leave
the doughnut crumbs

125
00:07:01,982 --> 00:07:03,949
for the overeaters anonymous
group at meets after us.

126
00:07:03,982 --> 00:07:06,383
you know,
just to mess with 'em.

127
00:07:06,416 --> 00:07:08,183
you're awful.

128
00:07:08,216 --> 00:07:10,782
so... tell me, bree,
how long have you been sober?

129
00:07:10,815 --> 00:07:13,550
gosh, um...

130
00:07:13,583 --> 00:07:15,616
i'm not exactly sure.

131
00:07:15,650 --> 00:07:18,416
oh. is somebody
still drinking?

132
00:07:18,449 --> 00:07:20,916
now why would you
say that?

133
00:07:20,949 --> 00:07:22,916
 never met
an alcoholic yet

134
00:07:22,949 --> 00:07:26,583
who didn't know exactly how long
it'd been since his last drink.

135
00:07:29,449 --> 00:07:32,550
okay, you got me.

136
00:07:32,583 --> 00:07:34,550
i'm not really
an alcoholic.

137
00:07:34,583 --> 00:07:36,149
you don't say.

138
00:07:36,183 --> 00:07:38,650
it's true. i'm coming here
because of my son.

139
00:07:38,682 --> 00:07:41,682
you see, he's--he's trying
to take me to court to become

140
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an emancipated minor, and he's
planning on lying to the judge

141
00:07:45,216 --> 00:07:47,682
and telling him that
i am some sort of dreadful lush.

142
00:07:47,715 --> 00:07:50,183
so i'm coming to these meetings
to give the impression

143
00:07:50,216 --> 00:07:53,183
that i have changed.
but you don't
really need to change

144
00:07:53,216 --> 00:07:55,416
because you don't have
a problem with alcohol.

145
00:07:55,449 --> 00:07:58,082
exactly.

146
00:07:58,116 --> 00:07:59,583
i'll tell you what...

147
00:07:59,616 --> 00:08:01,982
here's my card.

148
00:08:02,016 --> 00:08:03,982
and if you ever
 <i>do</i> have a problem

149
00:08:04,016 --> 00:08:06,949
or you just feel like talking,
give me a call, okay?

150
00:08:06,982 --> 00:08:09,082
i know you think
i'm kidding myself,

151
00:08:09,116 --> 00:08:10,616
but i'm not.

152
00:08:10,650 --> 00:08:12,815
i'm nothing like
you people.

153
00:08:12,849 --> 00:08:15,882
i just don't have
a compulsive personality.

154
00:08:17,715 --> 00:08:18,715
hmm.

155
00:08:24,882 --> 00:08:27,849
word is out all over town
that you're unhappy at zimms,

156
00:08:27,882 --> 00:08:31,449
so why not jump ship
and come to parcher & murphy?

157
00:08:31,483 --> 00:08:33,882
i swear, veronica,
you would fit in so well here.

158
00:08:33,916 --> 00:08:35,882
i do need
to make a change, lynette,

159
00:08:35,916 --> 00:08:38,715
but the money
you're offering...

160
00:08:38,749 --> 00:08:40,916
yeah, it sucks,
but there are other perks--

161
00:08:40,949 --> 00:08:43,249
the expense account,
the corner office...
i don't know.

162
00:08:43,283 --> 00:08:45,949
you're just gonna have to give
me some time to think about it.

163
00:08:45,982 --> 00:08:48,815
fair enough, fair gh.
okay, what is your secret?

164
00:08:48,849 --> 00:08:51,483
how can you eat like that
and keep your figure?

165
00:08:51,516 --> 00:08:54,483
it's the breast-feeding.
it burns so many calories.

166
00:08:54,516 --> 00:08:57,383
it's like having a treadmillstrap

167
00:08:57,416 --> 00:08:59,982
i didn't know
you had a child.

168
00:09:00,016 --> 00:09:02,815
yes, my son donovan.
he's the love of my life.

169
00:09:02,849 --> 00:09:04,682
really, veronica?

170
00:09:04,715 --> 00:09:07,349
well, you know, there's another
perk that i just thought of.

171
00:09:11,149 --> 00:09:14,715
oh, my gosh,
this is fantastic!

172
00:09:14,749 --> 00:09:16,715
they don't have
day care at zimms.

173
00:09:16,749 --> 00:09:18,383
how can they not?

174
00:09:18,416 --> 00:09:21,249
for working parents like
you and me, it's a necessity.

175
00:09:21,283 --> 00:09:23,216
so is the pot
getting sweeter?

176
00:09:23,249 --> 00:09:25,316
would people here be cool
about my breast-feeding donovan?

177
00:09:25,349 --> 00:09:27,583
the guys at zimms
were real jerks about that.

178
00:09:27,616 --> 00:09:29,882
parcher & murphy
is completely mother-friendly.

179
00:09:29,916 --> 00:09:31,249
no one would say a word.

180
00:09:31,283 --> 00:09:32,749
oh!

181
00:09:34,583 --> 00:09:36,383
what the heck, i'm in.

182
00:09:36,416 --> 00:09:38,616
yeah?
well, that's fantastic!

183
00:09:38,650 --> 00:09:41,183
oh, my god,
whose kids are those?

184
00:09:41,216 --> 00:09:44,283
(shouting and laughing)

185
00:09:44,316 --> 00:09:46,449
i have absolutely no idea.

186
00:09:46,483 --> 00:09:49,149
let's go hammer out
the details.
okay.

187
00:09:50,715 --> 00:09:52,749
(carlos) mm. ooh.

188
00:09:52,782 --> 00:09:55,249
(gabrielle) these can't be
our only choices, mr. beale.

189
00:09:55,283 --> 00:09:57,216
i mean, come <i>on.</i>

190
00:09:57,249 --> 00:09:59,249
each girl is uglier
than the next.

191
00:09:59,283 --> 00:10:01,516
look, finding a gorgeous
pregnant woman who's willing

192
00:10:01,550 --> 00:10:04,049
to give her baby to a couple
with a criminal record

193
00:10:04,082 --> 00:10:06,749
isn't exactly
a walk in the park.
i don't care if it's a walk
in the sewer.

194
00:10:06,782 --> 00:10:09,016
we are hemorrhaging money
into your bank account,

195
00:10:09,049 --> 00:10:11,882
and i expect
to see results.
you know, mrs. solis,

196
00:10:11,916 --> 00:10:14,316
you can catch more flies
with honey than with vinegar.

197
00:10:14,349 --> 00:10:16,316
if i wanted to catch flies,

198
00:10:16,349 --> 00:10:19,216
all i would have to do
is call up one of these girls.

199
00:10:19,249 --> 00:10:21,650
trust me,
the flies would follow.

200
00:10:21,682 --> 00:10:24,149
(intercom beeps)
(woman) excuse me, sir, there's
a libby collins here for you.

201
00:10:24,183 --> 00:10:27,815
i'll be right out there.
uh, i took the liberty

202
00:10:27,849 --> 00:10:30,049
of inviting this girl
down here to meet you.

203
00:10:30,082 --> 00:10:32,316
now i wouldn't exactly say
she's a <i>quality</i> human being,

204
00:10:32,349 --> 00:10:34,082
but she is attractive.

205
00:10:34,116 --> 00:10:37,449
if you don't respond to her,
i'm afraid i'm out of ideas.

206
00:10:37,483 --> 00:10:39,283
(sighs)

207
00:10:39,316 --> 00:10:41,650
he's going to dump us
as clients

208
00:10:41,682 --> 00:10:43,616
if you don't stop
being so damn picky.

209
00:10:43,650 --> 00:10:45,616
we're gonna
have to stare at this face

210
00:10:45,650 --> 00:10:47,216
for the next 18 years.

211
00:10:47,249 --> 00:10:50,149
i don't think now
is the time to skimp on quality.

212
00:10:50,183 --> 00:10:52,116
(mr. beale)
gabrielle, carlos...

213
00:10:52,149 --> 00:10:54,650
i'd like you to meet libby.

214
00:11:01,949 --> 00:11:05,149
well, now,
this i can work with.

215
00:11:05,976 --> 00:11:07,509
so getting pregnant

216
00:11:07,543 --> 00:11:09,709
was the worst thing that
could've ever happened to me,

217
00:11:09,743 --> 00:11:12,809
'cause i went into debt
and i had to stop performing.

218
00:11:12,843 --> 00:11:15,476
libby's a pole dancer
in a strip club.

219
00:11:15,509 --> 00:11:16,976
oh!

220
00:11:17,010 --> 00:11:19,376
wow, that--that sounds
like interesting work.

221
00:11:19,409 --> 00:11:22,776
you'd think so,
but it gets old quickly.

222
00:11:22,809 --> 00:11:25,376
my big dream
is to become a choreographer.

223
00:11:25,409 --> 00:11:27,342
really?
yeah.
i made up this one move.

224
00:11:27,376 --> 00:11:29,509
it's called
"the serpent's tongue,"

225
00:11:29,543 --> 00:11:32,342
and all the girls at the club
are doing it now. it's so cool.

226
00:11:32,376 --> 00:11:34,409
if i had a pole
i could show you.

227
00:11:34,442 --> 00:11:37,175
well, we'll have to go down
to the club and check that out.

228
00:11:37,209 --> 00:11:40,676
we'll make a night of it.
yeah, we'll do that.

229
00:11:40,709 --> 00:11:43,276
so, libby,
who's the father?

230
00:11:43,309 --> 00:11:44,943
honesty, i don't know.

231
00:11:44,976 --> 00:11:47,242
i mean, there's a lot of guys
who come into the club,

232
00:11:47,276 --> 00:11:49,342
and they all buy me drinks,

233
00:11:49,376 --> 00:11:52,676
and sometimes i get a little bit
more friendly than i intend to.

234
00:11:52,709 --> 00:11:54,576
i hope you don't think
i'm a slut.

235
00:11:54,609 --> 00:11:55,910
no!

236
00:11:55,943 --> 00:11:57,910
no.
no, actually,
all we think about

237
00:11:57,943 --> 00:12:01,442
when we look at you
is how pretty yoare.

238
00:12:01,476 --> 00:12:03,442
well, i've heard enough,
mr. beale.

239
00:12:03,476 --> 00:12:06,309
if libby here likes us as much
as much as we like her,

240
00:12:06,342 --> 00:12:09,442
we should just go ahead
and move to adopt her baby girl.

241
00:12:09,476 --> 00:12:13,010
first, we should probably talk
about how much money i want.

242
00:12:13,042 --> 00:12:15,976
whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
(chuckles)

243
00:12:16,010 --> 00:12:17,943
nobody's buying a baby here.
that's illegal.

244
00:12:17,976 --> 00:12:20,376
money can never
exchange hands.

245
00:12:20,409 --> 00:12:22,376
libby, you'll make a list
of your expenses,

246
00:12:22,409 --> 00:12:24,209
and the solises here will pay.

247
00:12:24,242 --> 00:12:26,709
oh, but can't they also
buy me gifts?

248
00:12:26,743 --> 00:12:29,242
i knew this one girl who gave up
her baby, and she got a harley.

249
00:12:29,276 --> 00:12:33,309
well, i don't know that we can
afford a harley, but i'm sure

250
00:12:33,342 --> 00:12:36,543
we'll find some way
to express our gratitude.

251
00:12:36,576 --> 00:12:38,743
okay.

252
00:12:38,776 --> 00:12:40,010
whatever.

253
00:12:40,042 --> 00:12:42,609
well, my lunch break is over,

254
00:12:42,643 --> 00:12:45,476
so i have  get back
to the club.

255
00:12:45,509 --> 00:12:48,376
till i get rid of this kid,
they got me slinging drinks.

256
00:12:48,409 --> 00:12:51,676
it was really nice to meet you,
mr. and mrs. <i>soulless.</i>

257
00:12:51,709 --> 00:12:53,643
oh, it'sctually
pronounced <i>solis.</i>

258
00:12:53,676 --> 00:12:54,743
sorry.

259
00:12:54,776 --> 00:12:56,175
so what kind of name is that?

260
00:12:56,209 --> 00:12:57,910
uh, it's mexican.

261
00:12:57,943 --> 00:12:59,943
both our families
come from guadalajara.

262
00:12:59,976 --> 00:13:02,442
huh.

263
00:13:02,476 --> 00:13:04,109
i figured you were italian.

264
00:13:04,142 --> 00:13:06,609
nope. latino.
proud of it. (chuckles)

265
00:13:08,142 --> 00:13:10,576
good for you.

266
00:13:15,809 --> 00:13:18,743
wow, she's... gorgeous.

267
00:13:18,776 --> 00:13:22,309
yeah. my little girl's gonna
inherit some wonderful genes.

268
00:13:22,342 --> 00:13:24,309
is this
libby's real hair color?

269
00:13:24,342 --> 00:13:25,809
yes, it's all natural,

270
00:13:25,843 --> 00:13:27,910
from her straight teeth
to her "c" cup.

271
00:13:27,943 --> 00:13:30,242
and i know she's athletic
because she's a pole dancer,

272
00:13:30,276 --> 00:13:31,709
so i really hope

273
00:13:31,743 --> 00:13:34,242
that my little girl
inherits that as well.

274
00:13:34,276 --> 00:13:37,476
no, the athletic gene,
not the pole dancing gene.

275
00:13:37,509 --> 00:13:39,142
(chuckles)

276
00:13:39,175 --> 00:13:41,976
(karl) susie, baby?

277
00:13:42,010 --> 00:13:44,709
oh, i got your call, uh...
i thought i'd stop by.

278
00:13:44,743 --> 00:13:46,709
i didn't realize
you had company. hello, ladies.

279
00:13:46,743 --> 00:13:49,543
um, we'll just be a second.
just wheel me.

280
00:13:49,576 --> 00:13:51,075
be right back.

281
00:13:51,109 --> 00:13:53,342
just be a second.

282
00:13:53,376 --> 00:13:55,509
did he just call her "baby"?

283
00:13:55,543 --> 00:13:57,843
yeah. when did they
stop hating each other?

284
00:13:58,976 --> 00:14:00,976
i need you to ditch edie
tomorrow night

285
00:14:01,010 --> 00:14:03,043
and have dinner
with dr. ron and me.

286
00:14:03,076 --> 00:14:05,175
now why would i do that?

287
00:14:05,209 --> 00:14:07,309
well, for starters, because you
banged your secretary,

288
00:14:07,342 --> 00:14:09,676
and you owe me
for the rest of your life.

289
00:14:09,709 --> 00:14:11,175
i'll bring the wine.

290
00:14:11,209 --> 00:14:13,275
well, you know,
before mike came along,

291
00:14:13,309 --> 00:14:16,476
i always just assumed
they'd get back together.
why?

292
00:14:16,509 --> 00:14:18,709
i thought they always annoyed
the heck out of each other.

293
00:14:18,743 --> 00:14:20,843
you didn't know them
during the good times.

294
00:14:20,876 --> 00:14:23,676
i mean, there was such a spark
between them, so much passion.

295
00:14:23,709 --> 00:14:26,676
they would always
make each other laugh.

296
00:14:26,709 --> 00:14:29,309
you actually told dr. ron
that you still love mike?

297
00:14:29,342 --> 00:14:32,175
okay, will you shut up?
it's not funny. i was drugged.

298
00:14:32,209 --> 00:14:33,676
right. sorry, sorry.

299
00:14:33,709 --> 00:14:35,809
so how'd you
get out of that one?

300
00:14:35,843 --> 00:14:38,909
(sighs) i lied and i told him
i didn't know a mike.

301
00:14:38,943 --> 00:14:41,743
everyone knows a mike.
i am aware of that.

302
00:14:41,776 --> 00:14:44,342
so why didn't you just--because 

303
00:14:44,376 --> 00:14:46,976
dr. ron hadn't come in
to see me since the operation

304
00:14:47,010 --> 00:14:48,976
and i was feeling
insecure and...

305
00:14:49,010 --> 00:14:51,976
(whispers) i just didn't
feel like the truth

306
00:14:52,010 --> 00:14:54,076
was a luxury i could afford.

307
00:14:54,110 --> 00:14:56,442
(normal voice) ygo ahead.
you may resume laughing.

308
00:15:00,476 --> 00:15:01,909
uh...

309
00:15:01,943 --> 00:15:04,743
ladies, always a pleasure.
and you, i'll see you tomorrow.

310
00:15:10,876 --> 00:15:12,376
what?

311
00:15:12,409 --> 00:15:14,376
this is just
a preliminary sketch,

312
00:15:14,409 --> 00:15:16,376
but you see what
i'm thinking of?

313
00:15:16,409 --> 00:15:19,175
i love it. i just love it.
let get a copy to ed.

314
00:15:19,209 --> 00:15:21,743
(cell phone rings), t,
i gotta take this one.

315
00:15:21,776 --> 00:15:24,376
i'm sorry. it's tom.
that's okay.
my nanny is here with my son.

316
00:15:24,409 --> 00:15:27,376
i need
to go feed him anyway.
perfect! take your time.

317
00:15:27,409 --> 00:15:29,509
hey, honey.
how's the big apple treating ya?

318
00:15:29,542 --> 00:15:33,409
good. did those, uh,
snooty clients like yo pitch?

319
00:15:33,442 --> 00:15:35,743
well, that's perfect.

320
00:15:35,776 --> 00:15:38,342
excellent.

321
00:15:38,376 --> 00:15:40,309
uh-huh.

322
00:15:44,209 --> 00:15:45,676
um, i'm...

323
00:15:45,709 --> 00:15:49,242
i'm, um... i'm gonna have--
i'm gonna call you back.

324
00:16:16,076 --> 00:16:18,509
oh, my god!
(squeals)

325
00:16:20,509 --> 00:16:22,743
hello there!

326
00:16:22,776 --> 00:16:25,676
i thought you and your friend
might like some snacks.

327
00:16:25,709 --> 00:16:28,743
he's my lawyer, and this is
privileged communication,

328
00:16:28,776 --> 00:16:31,643
so get out.
andrew, there's no need
to be rude.

329
00:16:31,676 --> 00:16:34,142
this is very kind of you,
mrs. van de kamp.

330
00:16:34,175 --> 00:16:36,576
well, i'm still appalled
that you're helping my son

331
00:16:36,609 --> 00:16:38,876
with this ridiculous
emancipation scheme,

332
00:16:38,909 --> 00:16:41,776
but you are a guest in my house,
and guests get sandwiches.

333
00:16:42,809 --> 00:16:46,142
you know, if you'd let me go
to his office, you wouldn't have

334
00:16:46,175 --> 00:16:50,409
to pretend to be nice to him.
andrew, there may be
a judge out there

335
00:16:50,442 --> 00:16:52,342
stupid enough
to emancipate you,

336
00:16:52,376 --> 00:16:54,542
but until you find him,
i retain all my parental rights,

337
00:16:54,576 --> 00:16:58,309
one of which is to ground your
sorry behind until kingdom come.

338
00:16:58,342 --> 00:17:01,776
mr. bormanis,
nice to see you again.

339
00:17:01,809 --> 00:17:04,809
and, um, please don't
get crumbs on my carpet.

340
00:17:06,509 --> 00:17:08,476
you have got
to get me out of here.

341
00:17:08,509 --> 00:17:10,409
that bitch
is driving me crazy.

342
00:17:10,443 --> 00:17:12,409
this case
is not a slam dunk.

343
00:17:12,443 --> 00:17:14,810
her drinking was supposed
to be our silver bullet,

344
00:17:14,843 --> 00:17:17,242
but since
she joined a.a.--
we've gotta do something,

345
00:17:17,276 --> 00:17:20,109
because if she wins,
she's gonna own me.
my advice?

346
00:17:20,142 --> 00:17:23,109
convince her it's in her
best interest to let you go.

347
00:17:23,142 --> 00:17:26,309
you don't wanna see
the inside of a courtroom.
why?

348
00:17:26,342 --> 00:17:29,643
in family court,
appearance means everything.

349
00:17:29,676 --> 00:17:33,242
if she came off abusive
or stoned or even uncaring,

350
00:17:33,276 --> 00:17:35,209
we'd be in good shape.

351
00:17:35,242 --> 00:17:37,810
but if there's one thing
your mom understands...

352
00:17:37,843 --> 00:17:40,409
it's presentation.

353
00:17:48,142 --> 00:17:49,643
can i borrow $50?

354
00:17:49,676 --> 00:17:51,009
purse.

355
00:17:55,876 --> 00:17:58,276
(stops playing)
why do you want
so much money?

356
00:17:58,309 --> 00:18:01,509
i'm 19. sometimes i need money.
do i have to be interrogated?

357
00:18:01,543 --> 00:18:03,476
you do if you want
a dime out of me.

358
00:18:03,509 --> 00:18:05,476
what's it for?

359
00:18:05,509 --> 00:18:07,509
danielle's having her birthday
next week.

360
00:18:07,543 --> 00:18:10,443
i just wanna be sure
i can get her a decent present.

361
00:18:10,476 --> 00:18:13,342
write her a poem.
it's free.

362
00:18:13,376 --> 00:18:16,476
(resumes playing piano)

363
00:18:16,509 --> 00:18:19,810
is there
something else you want?

364
00:18:19,843 --> 00:18:22,543
do you think
i like to beg for money?

365
00:18:22,576 --> 00:18:25,042
i do this because
you won't let me get a job.

366
00:18:25,075 --> 00:18:27,276
looking after your brother
 <i>is</i> a full-time job

367
00:18:27,309 --> 00:18:29,843
for both of us,
and you know that.
well, screw him!

368
00:18:29,876 --> 00:18:32,176
matthew!
no, i'm serious, mom,
because we have both

369
00:18:32,209 --> 00:18:35,042
put our entire lives on hold,
and for what?

370
00:18:35,075 --> 00:18:37,910
it's been almost a year
and he hasn't gotten any better.
i see him improving!

371
00:18:37,942 --> 00:18:40,975
that's because you see
what you wanna see!

372
00:18:41,009 --> 00:18:43,042
it is time
to put him away, mom.

373
00:18:43,075 --> 00:18:45,876
just let some professionals
take care of him.

374
00:18:45,910 --> 00:18:50,009
we wouldn't have to move.
we could have our lives back.

375
00:18:50,042 --> 00:18:52,342
what's wrong?

376
00:18:54,676 --> 00:18:57,576
you fighting?

377
00:18:57,609 --> 00:19:00,810
matthew's friend danielle
has a birthday coming up.

378
00:19:00,843 --> 00:19:03,942
we were just talking about
what gift to give her.

379
00:19:03,975 --> 00:19:06,142
well,
i was thinking jewelry...

380
00:19:06,176 --> 00:19:08,176
so 50 bucks should do it.

381
00:19:11,342 --> 00:19:14,476
why not $20?
you don't wanna spoil her.

382
00:19:21,379 --> 00:19:24,513
on page 6 is an e of
the new print ad. check it out.

383
00:19:24,946 --> 00:19:26,746
i'm thirsty.

384
00:19:26,779 --> 00:19:28,512
oh, shh, honey,
everyone's working.

385
00:19:28,546 --> 00:19:30,613
i'm sorry.
this will just take a sec.

386
00:19:35,779 --> 00:19:38,379
is it just me,
or is that bizarre?

387
00:19:38,412 --> 00:19:41,245
it's bizarre.
totally birre.

388
00:19:44,879 --> 00:19:48,112
we gotta make her stop this.
y, h,don't get me wrong

389
00:19:48,145 --> 00:19:50,312
i find that as bizarre
as you guys do.

390
00:19:50,346 --> 00:19:53,813
but right now this firm needs
veronica more than she needs us.

391
00:19:53,846 --> 00:19:56,613
telling a mother how to raise
her kids is an act of war.

392
00:19:56,646 --> 00:19:59,145
we willose her.
the kid is 5.
it's disgusting!

393
00:20:00,879 --> 00:20:02,845
yeah, weye,
we'll just ask her

394
00:20:02,879 --> 00:20:05,680
to keep the blinds
always drawn when she nurses.

395
00:20:08,912 --> 00:20:10,780
and god forbid
a client sees her.

396
00:20:10,812 --> 00:20:13,713
okay,so's gna tell her

397
00:20:19,346 --> 00:20:21,979
you're a woman.
it's easier for you

398
00:20:22,012 --> 00:20:24,413
to talk to her about
milk and boobs and stuff.

399
00:20:24,446 --> 00:20:27,046
no! no, uh, please,
don't make me do it.

400
00:20:27,079 --> 00:20:28,912
why don't you have
jerry tell her?

401
00:20:28,945 --> 00:20:31,413
i made a pass at her yesterday.
it'd be weird.

402
00:20:31,446 --> 00:20:33,613
you could do it
without offending her.

403
00:20:33,646 --> 00:20:36,613
come on, lynette.
take one for the team.

404
00:20:41,012 --> 00:20:45,579
okay. but for the record,
the team is made up of wimps.

405
00:20:45,613 --> 00:20:48,446
well, the team's aware of that
and accepts your loathing.

406
00:20:51,812 --> 00:20:55,446
yeah? hi. no. no, no.

407
00:20:55,479 --> 00:20:59,845
we were just out buying some
stuff for the baby. what's up?

408
00:20:59,879 --> 00:21:01,680
seriously?

409
00:21:01,713 --> 00:21:04,046
okay.

410
00:21:04,079 --> 00:21:05,746
thanks for calling.

411
00:21:07,646 --> 00:21:10,012
what is it?

412
00:21:10,046 --> 00:21:13,012
that was our lawyer.
libby rejected us as parents.

413
00:21:13,046 --> 00:21:15,279
why?
because we're mexican.

414
00:21:15,313 --> 00:21:17,713
what?! why, i--
that's discrimination.

415
00:21:17,746 --> 00:21:20,912
it's illegal.
we could have her arrested.
it's her baby.

416
00:21:20,945 --> 00:21:23,680
she can do whatever the hell
she wants to with it.

417
00:21:23,713 --> 00:21:24,912
damn it.

418
00:21:24,945 --> 00:21:27,313
no! no, you don't just
toss people aside

419
00:21:27,346 --> 00:21:29,746
because of the color
of their skin.
we tossed
those birth mothers aside

420
00:21:29,780 --> 00:21:32,446
because
of their appearance.
well, that's different.

421
00:21:32,479 --> 00:21:34,513
why?
becai've read
the constitution,

422
00:21:34,546 --> 00:21:36,746
and it does not
protect ugly people.

423
00:21:36,780 --> 00:21:38,812
let's not fight about it.
it's over.

424
00:21:38,845 --> 00:21:41,379
let's just move on
to the next one.
no. no, no, no.

425
00:21:41,413 --> 00:21:44,613
i want <i>that</i> woman's baby,
and i'm gonna get it.

426
00:21:46,746 --> 00:21:49,346
and just how are you
gonna go about doing that?

427
00:21:49,379 --> 00:21:51,979
well, first of all, i'm gonna
show her one of our tax returns.

428
00:21:52,012 --> 00:21:54,012
once she sees
how much money we have,

429
00:21:54,046 --> 00:21:56,979
i have a hunch we're gonna
look a whole lot whiter.

430
00:21:58,713 --> 00:22:01,513
hey, veronica.
hi, donovan!

431
00:22:01,546 --> 00:22:05,379
my, he's getting big.
how old is he?

432
00:22:05,413 --> 00:22:06,780
he just turned 5.

433
00:22:06,812 --> 00:22:09,446
oh, wow,
he's such a big boy.
yeah.

434
00:22:09,479 --> 00:22:11,446
he you know,

435
00:22:11,479 --> 00:22:13,646
breast-feeding on this schedule
must be a real hassle.

436
00:22:13,680 --> 00:22:16,379
i remember i used to express
my milk into a bottle.

437
00:22:16,413 --> 00:22:19,379
made my maso much so

438
00:22:19,413 --> 00:22:22,212
is there a problem,
lynette?

439
00:22:22,246 --> 00:22:27,012
the people in ffice
feel a little...

440
00:22:27,046 --> 00:22:28,613
concerned...

441
00:22:28,646 --> 00:22:34,212
that you're nursing a boy
of donovan's age.

442
00:22:34,246 --> 00:22:36,413
do they know breast milk
boosts the immune system,

443
00:22:36,446 --> 00:22:38,746
it's loaded with vitamins,
and in the third world,

444
00:22:38,780 --> 00:22:41,945
it's not unusual to nurse babies
up to the age of 6?

445
00:22:41,979 --> 00:22:44,246
yeah, well, in the third world,
they don't have juice xes.

446
00:22:44,279 --> 00:22:46,179
this is donovan's decision.

447
00:22:46,212 --> 00:22:49,112
he will tell me when
he's ready to stop nursing.

448
00:22:49,146 --> 00:22:52,012
come on, baby birds
don't jump out of the nest.

449
00:22:52,046 --> 00:22:54,379
they need to be pushed.

450
00:22:54,413 --> 00:22:55,945
did you also know

451
00:22:55,979 --> 00:22:59,479
that breast milk is thought
to raise i.q. scores?

452
00:23:05,979 --> 00:23:09,413
yeah, maybe if you had
weaned your kids a bit later,

453
00:23:09,446 --> 00:23:11,246
they'd be more civilized.

454
00:23:11,279 --> 00:23:13,346
ouch.

455
00:23:13,379 --> 00:23:15,780
i will not be judged
by you or anyone else,

456
00:23:15,812 --> 00:23:17,845
and if people don't like
my breast-feeding,

457
00:23:17,879 --> 00:23:20,446
they can talk
to my lawyer.

458
00:23:23,246 --> 00:23:25,212
(laughing) and then
she took the salad bowl--

459
00:23:25,246 --> 00:23:26,346
mm-hmm?

460
00:23:26,379 --> 00:23:28,346
put it on the floor
and said,

461
00:23:28,379 --> 00:23:31,346
"if you wanna act like a pig,
you can eat like a pig."

462
00:23:35,146 --> 00:23:37,746
you know, i never thought
i'd have such a good time

463
00:23:37,780 --> 00:23:39,746
hanging out with my girlfriend
and her husband.

464
00:23:39,780 --> 00:23:42,346
yeah, well, believe me,
behind all the laughs,

465
00:23:42,379 --> 00:23:44,945
there's still plenty of
bitterness and resentment.
oh, really?

466
00:23:44,979 --> 00:23:46,879
yeah.
hey, what do you say
you and i clear the table

467
00:23:46,912 --> 00:23:49,379
and bring on dessert?
no, no. i got it, i got it.

468
00:23:49,413 --> 00:23:51,379
no, honey,
you're not gonna do anything.

469
00:23:51,413 --> 00:23:53,513
you're in a wheelchair
for a reason, okay?

470
00:23:53,546 --> 00:23:55,746
why don't you let karl and i
do the dishes?

471
00:23:55,780 --> 00:23:58,012
all right, but if i catch you
guys in there talking about me,

472
00:23:58,046 --> 00:24:00,579
you're gonna be the one
in a wheelchair.
oh, really?

473
00:24:00,613 --> 00:24:02,212
yeah. mmm.
yeah?

474
00:24:02,246 --> 00:24:04,912
well, i think maybe the dishes
can wait for a second.

475
00:24:04,945 --> 00:24:07,079
(whispers) just a second?
(whispers)
yeah, just a second.

476
00:24:47,945 --> 00:24:49,313
what the hell?

477
00:24:49,346 --> 00:24:51,513
what's the matter?

478
00:24:51,546 --> 00:24:52,513
aah!

479
00:24:52,546 --> 00:24:54,546
jeez, ah, we got a leak.

480
00:24:54,579 --> 00:24:56,546
oh.
i'll sop up the water.

481
00:24:56,579 --> 00:24:59,513
why don't you see go see
the guy across the street?

482
00:24:59,546 --> 00:25:01,513
he's a plumber,
in the gray house.

483
00:25:01,546 --> 00:25:04,012
all right.
i'll be right back.

484
00:25:04,046 --> 00:25:06,079
his name's delfino.

485
00:25:09,379 --> 00:25:11,012
where's he going?

486
00:25:11,046 --> 00:25:12,979
oh, we've gowet
of a plumbing emergency.

487
00:25:13,012 --> 00:25:15,112
so you sent hi
toike's?

488
00:25:15,146 --> 00:25:17,279
oh, my god.
i am such an idiot!

489
00:25:17,313 --> 00:25:19,546
i wasn'ti ven thinking.
karl! oh, god!

490
00:25:19,579 --> 00:25:22,212
there's just
so much water here.

491
00:25:22,246 --> 00:25:24,613
what were you thinking?
oh, oh!

492
00:25:27,812 --> 00:25:30,879
hi, mr. delfino? my name's ron.
my girlfriend is susan mayer.

493
00:25:30,912 --> 00:25:32,879
you know,
from across the street?

494
00:25:32,912 --> 00:25:34,680
yeah, yeah...

495
00:25:34,713 --> 00:25:36,179
i know her.

496
00:25:36,212 --> 00:25:38,945
we've got
kind of a burst pipe.

497
00:25:38,979 --> 00:25:40,079
okay, um...

498
00:25:40,112 --> 00:25:42,146
come on in
while i get my tools.

499
00:25:42,179 --> 00:25:44,912
and you can call me mike.

500
00:25:47,912 --> 00:25:49,680
oh! ugh!

501
00:25:49,713 --> 00:25:51,546
oh, ah, okay.

502
00:25:51,579 --> 00:25:53,046
i made it.

503
00:25:53,079 --> 00:25:56,079
so... mike, have you, uh,
have you known susan long?

504
00:25:56,112 --> 00:25:58,246
a year and a half.

505
00:25:58,279 --> 00:26:00,313
ah! ooh!

506
00:26:00,346 --> 00:26:01,912
didn't she mention
we dated?

507
00:26:01,945 --> 00:26:05,346
no, no, she didn't.
she... she didn't.

508
00:26:08,379 --> 00:26:09,446
oh!

509
00:26:10,780 --> 00:26:13,979
can you excuse me, please?
(clears throat)

510
00:26:14,012 --> 00:26:15,879
that smarts! aah!

511
00:26:19,746 --> 00:26:21,379
liar!

512
00:26:21,413 --> 00:26:24,212
i take it you met mike.
yeah, i did.

513
00:26:24,246 --> 00:26:25,879
please,
please let me explain.

514
00:26:25,912 --> 00:26:29,046
no, just let go of me.
ohh!

515
00:26:29,079 --> 00:26:30,945
i'm sorry.
okay.

516
00:26:30,979 --> 00:26:33,012
here, come on,
let me help you.

517
00:26:33,046 --> 00:26:36,879
hey, get away from her!
are you okay?
i'm fine!

518
00:26:36,912 --> 00:26:39,112
what the hell
is the matter with you?
hey, that was an accident!

519
00:26:39,146 --> 00:26:41,579
that didn't look
like an accident.

520
00:26:41,613 --> 00:26:44,012
okay, mike, just--it's okay.
just go home.

521
00:26:44,046 --> 00:26:46,246
yeah, go home, mike.

522
00:26:46,279 --> 00:26:49,713
you touch her like that again,
you're gonna be dealing with me.

523
00:26:49,746 --> 00:26:51,613
you might wanna
get out of my face.

524
00:26:51,646 --> 00:26:53,279
or what?

525
00:26:53,313 --> 00:26:54,979
(groans) okay.

526
00:27:00,613 --> 00:27:03,413
ron, what are you doing?

527
00:27:03,446 --> 00:27:05,346
oh, my god!

528
00:27:05,379 --> 00:27:08,146
guys, stop it.
stop it, right now!
all right, all right.

529
00:27:08,179 --> 00:27:11,179
i can't believe
i wasted my time with you.

530
00:27:11,212 --> 00:27:13,546
you've just been
leading me on!

531
00:27:13,579 --> 00:27:16,346
you're obviously
still in love with this guy.

532
00:27:16,379 --> 00:27:18,413
all right, i'm done.
no, ron, don't go!

533
00:27:18,446 --> 00:27:20,246
don't call me.

534
00:27:20,279 --> 00:27:22,546
(engine starts)
(susan) oh, ron!

535
00:27:22,579 --> 00:27:24,313
oh!

536
00:27:26,012 --> 00:27:28,279
ugh!

537
00:27:28,313 --> 00:27:30,279
what the hell
isrong with you?

538
00:27:30,313 --> 00:27:32,279
i thought
he was hurting you.

539
00:27:32,313 --> 00:27:35,313
well, he wasn't!

540
00:27:35,346 --> 00:27:37,479
and now
my boyfriend is gone.

541
00:27:39,446 --> 00:27:42,146
thank you very much.

542
00:27:52,912 --> 00:27:55,046
okay, but the pole
is your friend, okay?

543
00:27:55,079 --> 00:27:57,546
push your boobs
up against it.
oh, i can't. they're new.

544
00:27:57,579 --> 00:27:59,446
well, do something,
cecile.

545
00:27:59,479 --> 00:28:01,812
i'm losing my wood
down here.

546
00:28:01,845 --> 00:28:04,146
wow!
that's a kickin' outfit.

547
00:28:04,179 --> 00:28:07,046
well, thank you, sweetie.

548
00:28:07,879 --> 00:28:10,246
i clean up well
for a wetback, don't i?

549
00:28:14,179 --> 00:28:16,179
look, i'm not
some sort of racist.

550
00:28:16,212 --> 00:28:19,246
i just want what's best
for my baby girl.

551
00:28:19,279 --> 00:28:21,880
i mean, why should i settle
for middle-class mexicans

552
00:28:21,913 --> 00:28:25,079
when i know i can find
rich white folks to adopt her?

553
00:28:25,112 --> 00:28:27,312
 <i>please.</i> do i look
middle class to you?

554
00:28:27,346 --> 00:28:30,446
well, you didn't seem all that
rich in mr. beale's office.

555
00:28:30,479 --> 00:28:32,946
i mean, when i brought up
the idea of gifts

556
00:28:32,980 --> 00:28:34,713
to your husband,

557
00:28:34,746 --> 00:28:37,045
he acted like he couldn't
even afford a harley.

558
00:28:37,079 --> 00:28:39,379
so is that what it's gonna take
to change your mind--a gift?

559
00:28:39,412 --> 00:28:40,980
fine. what do you want?

560
00:28:41,012 --> 00:28:43,579
i don't know.

561
00:28:47,012 --> 00:28:49,212
you like jewelry?

562
00:28:49,246 --> 00:28:50,412
well, here.

563
00:28:50,446 --> 00:28:52,279
are these real diamonds?

564
00:28:52,312 --> 00:28:55,246
honey, the one in the center
is 3 karats.

565
00:28:55,279 --> 00:28:57,613
i never touched
a real diamond before.

566
00:28:57,646 --> 00:29:00,045
well, my husband and i
can expose you

567
00:29:00,079 --> 00:29:02,946
to a lot
of nice new things.
well, only if i let you
have my baby.

568
00:29:02,980 --> 00:29:04,546
well, like they say,

569
00:29:04,579 --> 00:29:07,779
there's no such thing
as a free lunch.

570
00:29:11,112 --> 00:29:12,412
okay.

571
00:29:12,446 --> 00:29:14,079
really?

572
00:29:14,112 --> 00:29:15,579
just like that?

573
00:29:15,613 --> 00:29:17,746
just like that.

574
00:29:17,779 --> 00:29:19,746
of course, you probably
shouldn't tell the lawyer

575
00:29:19,779 --> 00:29:21,546
about our understanding,

576
00:29:21,579 --> 00:29:24,145
because then we'll have to deal
with percentages and all that.

577
00:29:24,179 --> 00:29:25,846
i always hated math.

578
00:29:32,980 --> 00:29:34,579
what's wrong?

579
00:29:34,613 --> 00:29:38,079
you never gave a crap
that we were mexican, did you?

580
00:29:38,112 --> 00:29:40,145
not really.

581
00:29:40,179 --> 00:29:42,179
so why put me through this?

582
00:29:42,212 --> 00:29:43,679
because i thought,

583
00:29:43,713 --> 00:29:46,179
if it looked like
you weren't gonna get my baby

584
00:29:46,212 --> 00:29:48,813
that you might be
just a bit more generous.

585
00:29:48,846 --> 00:29:52,012
wow. you're a lot smarter
than i thought.

586
00:29:52,045 --> 00:29:54,613
i'm smarter
than everybody thinks.

587
00:30:00,646 --> 00:30:03,479
where's my mom?
i'm thirsty.

588
00:30:03,513 --> 00:30:05,513
oh, i'm sorry, honey.

589
00:30:05,546 --> 00:30:09,646
your mom... is in her office
on a conference call,

590
00:30:09,679 --> 00:30:12,946
and she's busy, so you're just
gonna have to wait, okay?

591
00:30:12,980 --> 00:30:14,379
what's that?

592
00:30:14,412 --> 00:30:17,012
that's chocolate milk.
i shouldn't be having it.

593
00:30:20,279 --> 00:30:22,346
have you ever had any?

594
00:30:22,379 --> 00:30:24,145
mnh-mnh.

595
00:30:24,179 --> 00:30:26,613
follow me.

596
00:30:27,880 --> 00:30:30,412
here. go ahead, try it.

597
00:30:30,446 --> 00:30:33,112
come on, you'll really like it.
i promise.

598
00:30:33,145 --> 00:30:34,646
come on, yeah.

599
00:30:34,679 --> 00:30:37,145
all the grown-ups
are drinking it.

600
00:30:37,179 --> 00:30:38,746
yeah, that's good.

601
00:30:38,779 --> 00:30:41,379
just... chug it on down.

602
00:30:41,412 --> 00:30:42,513
good.

603
00:30:42,546 --> 00:30:44,646
you like that?

604
00:30:46,546 --> 00:30:49,446
would you like dessert
or another glass of wine?

605
00:30:49,479 --> 00:30:52,646
oh, no, thank you.
i have to run. just the check.

606
00:30:54,412 --> 00:30:56,379
i have a charity event
this weekend,

607
00:30:56,412 --> 00:30:58,379
and i have to find
a cocktail dress

608
00:30:58,412 --> 00:31:00,079
before the store closes.

609
00:31:00,112 --> 00:31:02,613
but everything
was just yummy.

610
00:31:04,045 --> 00:31:06,379
(andrew)
looks good on your ass.

611
00:31:06,412 --> 00:31:08,546
thank you.
yeah.

612
00:31:14,779 --> 00:31:17,646
uh, hey, mrs. van de kamp.

613
00:31:17,679 --> 00:31:20,479
what do you think you're doing?
you're supposed to be grounded.

614
00:31:20,513 --> 00:31:22,713
i'm, uh, buying a belt.

615
00:31:22,746 --> 00:31:25,212
with what?
you don't have any money.

616
00:31:26,679 --> 00:31:29,846
you took that
out of my purse.
give that back.

617
00:31:29,880 --> 00:31:32,346
we are going home. wait till
i tell the judge about

618
00:31:32,379 --> 00:31:34,546
you stealing my credit cards
and sneaking off.

619
00:31:34,579 --> 00:31:36,679
it's gonna do wonders for
your little emancipation case.

620
00:31:36,713 --> 00:31:38,779
i don't think you're gonna
let this get to the court.

621
00:31:38,813 --> 00:31:40,546
oh, and why is that?

622
00:31:40,579 --> 00:31:43,379
because then i'd be forced
to testify about my childhood.

623
00:31:43,412 --> 00:31:46,246
so? you had one of the loveliest
childhoods i've ever known.

624
00:31:46,279 --> 00:31:47,779
you sure about that?

625
00:31:47,813 --> 00:31:50,846
'cause i'm staing
to remember some abuse.

626
00:31:50,880 --> 00:31:53,346
andrew, the judge is not
seriously gonna believe

627
00:31:53,379 --> 00:31:55,179
that i beat you.

628
00:31:55,212 --> 00:31:57,846
oh, i'm not talking
about that kind of abuse.

629
00:31:57,880 --> 00:32:00,045
you know, it's funny...

630
00:32:00,079 --> 00:32:02,045
the angrier i get,

631
00:32:02,079 --> 00:32:04,045
the more these repressed
memories start to come up.

632
00:32:07,379 --> 00:32:09,212
you can't be serious.

633
00:32:09,246 --> 00:32:13,613
like, touching me in places
you shouldn't have...

634
00:32:15,913 --> 00:32:18,946
no one is ever gonna
believe a word of that.

635
00:32:18,980 --> 00:32:21,779
yeah, well,
you know how people are.

636
00:32:21,813 --> 00:32:24,179
they might say
that they believe you,

637
00:32:24,212 --> 00:32:27,212
but...
th'll always wonder.

638
00:32:29,112 --> 00:32:31,746
so if i were you...

639
00:32:31,779 --> 00:32:34,613
i'd back the hell off.

640
00:32:34,646 --> 00:32:36,112
come on, justin.

641
00:32:36,145 --> 00:32:39,312
i'm gonna buy you
something pretty.

642
00:32:42,646 --> 00:32:43,813
justin!

643
00:32:49,446 --> 00:32:50,913
on second thought,

644
00:32:50,946 --> 00:32:53,279
i will have
another glass of wine.

645
00:33:00,746 --> 00:33:03,246
you can leave the bottle.

646
00:34:53,976 --> 00:34:55,443
yeah?

647
00:34:55,476 --> 00:34:59,376
hi, it's bree van de kamp.
i didn't know who else to call,

648
00:34:59,409 --> 00:35:09,042
and, well, i'm in a bit
of a situation.

649
00:35:09,076 --> 00:35:10,243
well...

650
00:35:10,276 --> 00:35:12,775
(laughing) how did you
get stuck like that?

651
00:35:12,809 --> 00:35:15,309
i would rather
not discuss it right now.

652
00:35:15,343 --> 00:35:18,876
man, the other security guys
are not gonna believe this.

653
00:35:18,909 --> 00:35:20,376
do you mind?

654
00:35:22,309 --> 00:35:24,009
didn't.

655
00:35:24,042 --> 00:35:27,775
your son threatened you
with "repressed memories"?

656
00:35:27,809 --> 00:35:31,842
oh, my god,
he is <i>seriously</i> twisted.

657
00:35:31,876 --> 00:35:33,642
i gotta meet this kid.

658
00:35:33,675 --> 00:35:35,675
you sound like
you're impressed.

659
00:35:35,709 --> 00:35:37,176
i sorta am.

660
00:35:40,343 --> 00:35:43,109
(scoffs) i'm raising a monster,
is what i'm raising.

661
00:35:43,143 --> 00:35:44,942
it's no wonder i drink.

662
00:35:47,143 --> 00:35:49,775
i don't know why i said that.

663
00:35:49,809 --> 00:35:51,976
maybe it's true.

664
00:35:52,009 --> 00:35:54,976
no, it makes it und like
i think i have a problem,

665
00:35:55,009 --> 00:35:56,976
and i don't.

666
00:35:57,009 --> 00:36:01,042
look, i don't wanna get
into a fight or anything,

667
00:36:01,076 --> 00:36:04,176
but you passed out
in a department store,

668
00:36:04,209 --> 00:36:06,876
and in my way of thinking,

669
00:36:06,909 --> 00:36:08,709
that <i>is</i> a problem.

670
00:36:08,742 --> 00:36:12,276
tonight was
a very unusual situation.

671
00:36:27,042 --> 00:36:30,876
i wish you could've
known me when...

672
00:36:30,909 --> 00:36:33,343
rex was alive
and my kids were young,

673
00:36:33,376 --> 00:36:35,809
and everything was...

674
00:36:35,842 --> 00:36:37,842
the way
it was supposed to be.

675
00:36:40,775 --> 00:36:45,343
i think you really
would've liked me... so much.

676
00:36:45,376 --> 00:36:48,842
i like you just fine.

677
00:36:48,876 --> 00:36:51,009
really?

678
00:36:55,976 --> 00:36:58,343
because i don't.

679
00:37:11,942 --> 00:37:13,109
bye.

680
00:37:17,276 --> 00:37:18,276
mom?

681
00:37:20,109 --> 00:37:21,276
andrew?

682
00:37:47,009 --> 00:37:48,642
caleb?

683
00:37:48,675 --> 00:37:50,909
hey, danielle.

684
00:37:50,942 --> 00:37:53,543
what are you doing here?

685
00:37:55,510 --> 00:37:57,176
happy birthday.

686
00:37:59,209 --> 00:38:01,176
you really
have to go home.

687
00:38:01,209 --> 00:38:03,775
if my mom knew you were here,
she'd freak.

688
00:38:03,809 --> 00:38:06,842
don't you want
to wear it?
no, i don't.
now please leave.

689
00:38:06,876 --> 00:38:09,675
i can help you with it.
no! didn't you hear me,
you freak?! leave!

690
00:38:37,979 --> 00:38:40,113
what's wrong?

691
00:38:40,146 --> 00:38:44,012
you can tell everyone
in the office to relax.

692
00:38:44,046 --> 00:38:46,079
he won't
take my milk anymore.

693
00:38:46,113 --> 00:38:48,113
already? (gasps)

694
00:38:48,146 --> 00:38:50,413
i mean, i'm sorry.

695
00:38:50,446 --> 00:38:51,745
yeah, i bet.

696
00:38:51,779 --> 00:38:53,745
i mean, i'm not naive.

697
00:38:53,779 --> 00:38:56,246
i just didn't think
it would be so soon.

698
00:38:56,279 --> 00:38:59,012
oh, sweetie...

699
00:38:59,046 --> 00:39:04,213
i know that we wanna keep them
young as long as we can,

700
00:39:04,246 --> 00:39:05,946
but kids grow up.

701
00:39:05,979 --> 00:39:07,480
they just do.

702
00:39:07,513 --> 00:39:10,012
i know.
if that's not bad enough,

703
00:39:10,046 --> 00:39:12,712
now i'm gonna get fat again.

704
00:39:12,745 --> 00:39:13,812
huh?

705
00:39:13,846 --> 00:39:15,812
breast-feeding
was the only thing

706
00:39:15,846 --> 00:39:17,812
that kept the weight off.

707
00:39:17,846 --> 00:39:21,213
every mealtime was like
doing 30 minutes of cardio.

708
00:39:21,246 --> 00:39:23,513
now i'm gonna have
to join a gym!

709
00:39:24,912 --> 00:39:27,846
wow, that is...

710
00:39:27,879 --> 00:39:29,513
really a bummer.

711
00:39:29,546 --> 00:39:30,912
it is.

712
00:39:30,946 --> 00:39:33,812
it really is.

713
00:39:33,846 --> 00:39:37,346
(sobbing)

714
00:39:55,079 --> 00:39:58,346
hey, uh,
julie let me in.

715
00:39:58,379 --> 00:40:00,812
i can see that.

716
00:40:00,846 --> 00:40:03,413
so, what, did you run out
of strangers to beat up

717
00:40:03,446 --> 00:40:06,213
on the street, and you're going
house to house now?

718
00:40:06,246 --> 00:40:08,079
i feel really awful
about what happened.

719
00:40:08,113 --> 00:40:10,413
if you don't wanna be
my boyfriend, fine.

720
00:40:10,446 --> 00:40:13,446
don't beat up the only guy who
wants to volunteer for the job.

721
00:40:13,480 --> 00:40:15,046
look,
i know i overreacted.

722
00:40:15,079 --> 00:40:17,446
but come on,
the way he was yelling at you?

723
00:40:17,480 --> 00:40:19,446
i deserved it, believe me.
after what i did...

724
00:40:19,480 --> 00:40:22,379
(sighs) god,
this is such a mess.

725
00:40:22,413 --> 00:40:24,712
he won't even
return my phone calls.

726
00:40:24,745 --> 00:40:27,279
what'd you do?

727
00:40:27,313 --> 00:40:30,113
i said something to dr. ron
before the operation,

728
00:40:30,146 --> 00:40:32,846
and it just...
devastated him.

729
00:40:32,879 --> 00:40:34,745
what?

730
00:40:34,779 --> 00:40:36,846
i can't tell you.

731
00:40:36,879 --> 00:40:38,846
yeah, you can.
you can tell me anything.

732
00:40:38,879 --> 00:40:40,513
you know that.

733
00:40:40,546 --> 00:40:42,379
mom, um, phone call.

734
00:40:42,413 --> 00:40:43,879
it's dr. ron.

735
00:40:43,912 --> 00:40:45,513
oh?

736
00:40:45,546 --> 00:40:47,979
um...

737
00:40:48,012 --> 00:40:49,812
i need to take this.

738
00:40:49,846 --> 00:40:52,179
(sighs)

739
00:40:52,213 --> 00:40:55,213
you, um, you wanna
talk about this later?

740
00:40:57,946 --> 00:40:59,712
no.

741
00:40:59,745 --> 00:41:01,812
no, not really. um...

742
00:41:01,846 --> 00:41:04,546
what's the point?

743
00:41:13,612 --> 00:41:14,946
(telephone beeps)

744
00:41:14,979 --> 00:41:16,313
hi.

745
00:41:18,346 --> 00:41:20,279
 <i>at that precise moment,</i>

746
00:41:20,313 --> 00:41:24,146
 <i>as dr. hanson mills was cutting</i>
 <i>yet another umbilical cord,</i>

747
00:41:24,179 --> 00:41:29,879
 <i>other ties were being severed</i>
 <i>all over town...</i>

748
00:41:29,912 --> 00:41:32,379
 <i>like the one</i>
 <i>between a child and the mother</i>

749
00:41:32,413 --> 00:41:35,645
 <i>who didn't want him</i>
 <i>to grow up so quickly...</i>

750
00:41:35,679 --> 00:41:38,879
 <i>or the one</i>
 <i>between a case of fine wine</i>

751
00:41:38,912 --> 00:41:41,679
 <i>and the housewife</i>
 <i>who hadn't wanted to admit</i>

752
00:41:41,712 --> 00:41:44,612
 <i>that she had a problem...</i>

753
00:41:44,645 --> 00:41:47,779
 <i>or the one between a woman</i>
 <i>and the boyfriend</i>

754
00:41:47,812 --> 00:41:50,480
 <i>who couldn't forgive</i>
 <i>her betrayal.</i>

755
00:41:52,645 --> 00:41:55,413
 <i>the choice to separate</i>
 <i>from what we love is painful...</i>

756
00:41:55,446 --> 00:41:59,612
hey. how's my girl today?

757
00:41:59,645 --> 00:42:01,612
how are <i>both</i> of my girls?

758
00:42:01,645 --> 00:42:03,612
 <i>the only thing worse...</i>

759
00:42:03,645 --> 00:42:07,012
we're doing good.
we're doing real good.

760
00:42:07,046 --> 00:42:10,513
 <i>is when meone we've trusted</i>
 <i>makes the choice for us.</i>

761
00:42:10,546 --> 00:42:12,679
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