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Did they steal your chain mail again,
young Galavant?

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Yes.

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They left me here in my under armor,
father.

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No, no, son.

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A hero doesn't cry.

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And you are destined to be a great hero,
young Galavant.

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But they hurt my feelings.

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A hero doesn't have feelings.

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Talking, feelings...

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all that stuff and nonsense
just clouds the mind.

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You don't want your mind cloudy,

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or you won't be ready
when your moment comes.

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♪ A man waits all his lifetime
for one moment to arrive ♪

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♪ The moment he is
destined for at birth ♪

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♪ The moment he will show the world ♪

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♪ The reason he's alive ♪

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♪ And prove to one and
all what he is worth ♪

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♪ And when that moment comes ♪

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♪ You'll hear the sound of drums ♪

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♪ And then, at last, you'll know ♪

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♪ This is your moment in the... ♪

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Arnold, you lazy fat ass!
We're out of firewood!

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Yes, my turtledove.

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Your moment of glory will come,
young Galavant.

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Be patient. Be ready.

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And also...

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Never get married.

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This is it.

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This is my moment of glory.

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I'm gonna make you proud, father.

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I'm gonna save them.

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I'm gonna save all of them.

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Especially her.

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Son, don't marry her.

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Damn it, dad!

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Crazy.

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Sorry.

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Hey.

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So, um, last night,
a lot of things were almost, kind of said.

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We hinted at some budding feelings,

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sang a song,

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our faces got unusually close...

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I'm really sorry. I can't talk.

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I'm in hero mode...
planning our big escape.

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We'll talk later.
I love the hat.

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- Um...
- Isabella.

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Ch-ch.

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Let "manscape" spin his wheels over there.
It doesn't matter.

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Your cousin Harry is coming to save us.

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Cousin Harry's coming?

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But... how?

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Your father sent a carrier pigeon

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through the skylight when
the guards weren't looking.

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Boom.

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Your cousin will save us,

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and then you will marry him, as planned.

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I don't want to marry my cousin.

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I mean, the age difference is so weird.

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Plus, he's... my cousin.

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Straight up, Isabella.

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Our family tree goes straight up...
no branches.

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Look at them all...

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Galavant planning things, looking cool.

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Even the old,
bald guy sent that pigeon message.

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That was kind of brave.

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What are we doing?

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Oh, we're just here for the jokes.

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Story of my life.

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Um...

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So, a little wrinkle.

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My cousin's coming to save us.

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- Thing is, he's not just my cousin.
- We don't need anyone to save us.

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I'm gonna save us.

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Friends, listen up.

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♪ I've waited all my lifetime
for one moment to arrive ♪

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♪ The moment I was
destined for at birth ♪

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♪ The moment I would show the world ♪

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♪ the reason I'm alive ♪

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♪ And prove to one and
all what I am worth ♪

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♪ And now that moment's here ♪

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♪ It's calling loud and clear ♪

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♪ My time, at last, has come ♪

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♪ This is my moment in the sun ♪

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♪ This is my... ♪

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Up to the throne room, now! All of ya!

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Ruined it. Thanks.

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Prisoners...

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I've called you up here to catch up
my brother-in-law/ future husband.

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You know I can hear you, right?

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So, that's the king and queen of Valencia,

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their daughter... she annoys me...

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and that's my ex.

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I am Galavant, and so help me,
God, I will...

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- Shut up, pretty boy.
- My former boy toy/jester.

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He was cuter pre-dungeon.

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And...

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not sure who the black kid is.

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Wow.

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And, of course,
you know my current husband,

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your brother... Richard.

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I'm sorry...
you would actually go for him over me?

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I mean, he's really,
really, really, really old.

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If you're so confident
about being tougher than me,

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we could settle this with a duel.

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Oh.

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Oh... oh, you want to go there?

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- I'm there.
- Okay, fine.

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This is a long time coming, brother...

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a duel to the death!

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And now,
like every great king to come before us,

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we shall choose a champion
to fight in our stead

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while we watch from a safe distance

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while sloppily eating
oversized turkey legs.

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And for my champion, I choose...

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Gareth will fight for me.

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No, t-that's not fair.
I was gonna choose him.

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Gareth.

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I don't have a choice, my lord.

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Your move, little dicky.

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Well, who's going to fight for me?

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Anyone?

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Anyone here good with a sword?

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I'll fight for you, Richard.

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But when I win, you'll release my friends.

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- Agreed?
- Totally cool with that.

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Galavant fights for me!

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Well, that's good,
because it just so happens...

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♪ This is my moment in the sun ♪

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♪ This is my... ♪

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Sorry. That was annoying.

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So annoying.

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I'm hungry.

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Can you explain to me

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why you're fighting for the
man who's imprisoned us?

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You heard the king...
if I win, he frees us.

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And Galavant doesn't lose a duel.

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Ooh! Third-person alert.

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Look, I know you have a lot on your plate,

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but my parents can't stand you,
and my cousin is...

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Hello, stinkos.

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Stop being dumb. Call this off.

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Take the offer to be my shag hag.

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Kingsley's down with it.

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You know, I think I'll pass.

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Fine.

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Come along, then.

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You should come, too.

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Then I can watch you watch him die.

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Oh, look at that.

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I just made it fun for me again.

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Guards!

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Sid, if anything should happen to me,
look after them.

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But don't worry.
Galavant's got this.

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Waste of space. So cool. A... ***

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I cannot believe this, Gareth.

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You've been my champion
since we were 10 years old.

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Now here you are,
having to fight my stupid brother.

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I mean, this is a disaster!

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If you win, I lose my crown and kingdom.

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- If you lose, you die.
- Yeah, I know. Sucks.

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I'll miss our banter.

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I don't like it when men touch my face.

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Sorry.

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He took my bloody seat!

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I left my napkin right there!

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Horse dog! Cat tails! Rat bits!

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Get your snacks before the duel, everybody!

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Some rat bits for the pretty little lady...

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on the house?

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No, thank you.

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Look, I'm sorry our date didn't work out.

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But please don't give up on us.

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Listen, chef...

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Ah, please... call me Vincenzo.

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I'd really rather not.

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If I named you, I could get attached.

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No point in getting attached if tomorrow,
we'll both be dead.

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Just stick with me, kid.

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The king and I are tight. We'll be fine.

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But tomorrow,
there'll likely be a new king,

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and he doesn't seem like a very nice guy,
does he?

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These royal games have been
going on for centuries, chef,

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and they always end badly
for the downstairs people.

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You go on being adorable,

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selling your rat bits,
pretending everything's okay.

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I'm gonna make my peace with God...

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pray for a quick death and a proper burial.

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You have a very bleak view of the world,
Gwynndolyn.

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I've had a pretty bleak life, chef.

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Well, I guess it's time.

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I know you need to stay focused,

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so as you head off to
your life-and-death duel,

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I'm not gonna mention

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any of the myriad of
unsaid things between us.

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If I'm gonna do what I have to right now,

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then I can't have my
mind or my heart clouded.

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But trust me, princess...

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my mind and my heart would be clouded

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if I allowed such things.

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Well...

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break a leg.

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For you, princess,
I might break both of his.

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- ♪ 'Cause now my moment's here ♪
- I know.

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- ♪ It's calling loud and clear ♪
- I've heard.

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♪ My time, at last has come ♪

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Okay.

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♪ This is my moment in the sun... ♪

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Oh, come on!

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A pointy-hatted army approaches!

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Guards!

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No, no, no! It's not nice to fight!

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It is I, prince Harry,

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ruler of Hortensia and my
mommy's special big boy.

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Oh, isn't he adorable?

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He is cute.

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Hi, cousin. Looking good.

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I'm sorry. Who's this?

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My cousin... Prince Harry.

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You haven't looked this pretty
since our engagement ceremony.

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He's also my fiance.

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We may actually have a
few things to talk about.

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- I'm confused.
- Me too.

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Prince Harry is my cousin.

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Our parents have arranged for us to wed.

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- Gross.
- Ohh. That's not right.

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Horrible.

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How could you not tell me you were engaged?

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Because it's ridiculous.

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I mean, when he's 30,
I'll be in my early 40s.

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That's not that ridiculous.

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No. I guess not.

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Honestly, I never really
thought of it that way before.

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Do you really think this
is the appropriate time

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to tell me all this?

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I'm just about to fight for our lives.

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I was trying to tell you this morning,
but you didn't want to talk.

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Well, it's too late now, isn't it?
It's out there.

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It's rattling around in my head,

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taking up space where
fight thoughts should be.

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This whole thing's gotten
completely out of control.

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- I've got to do something.
- You think?

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Watch this.

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Ladies and gentlemen,

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as eager as I am to begin this duel...

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and golly, am I eager...

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protocol dictates the
arrival of a fellow royal

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necessitates a pre-duel welcome feast.

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What?

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All right, everybody! Let's to the feast!

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You're joking.

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You're serious.

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Where is everybody going?!

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Come on!

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You hear that?
They're cheering.

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That must mean Galavant is dead.

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Good night, sweet prince.

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I'm sorry for your loss.

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We'll mourn later.

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Galavant always taught me a
hero represses his feelings,

261
00:11:43,893 --> 00:11:46,341
which is what I'm doing right now.

262
00:11:55,799 --> 00:11:57,248
So, ideas?

263
00:11:58,101 --> 00:11:59,635
Call that guard over.

264
00:11:59,927 --> 00:12:01,123
Which one?

265
00:12:01,148 --> 00:12:03,515
- Ivan the mutilator or Keith?
- Keith.

266
00:12:03,750 --> 00:12:05,298
H-hey, Keith?

267
00:12:05,323 --> 00:12:07,035
Can you come here a sec?

268
00:12:07,308 --> 00:12:09,674
Hey, Keith, check this out.

269
00:12:11,437 --> 00:12:13,558
Ah. Aha?

270
00:12:17,921 --> 00:12:19,124
Mm?

271
00:12:19,396 --> 00:12:20,568
Mm?

272
00:12:20,996 --> 00:12:22,196
Hm?

273
00:12:22,313 --> 00:12:24,160
Ahhhh!

274
00:12:28,022 --> 00:12:29,613
What was that?

275
00:12:30,745 --> 00:12:32,246
First thing they teach
you in jester school...

276
00:12:32,266 --> 00:12:33,835
classic misdirection.

277
00:12:33,869 --> 00:12:36,274
Should have done this
before they killed Galavant.

278
00:12:37,810 --> 00:12:39,359
Now,
if we could just get rid of the guards...

279
00:12:39,384 --> 00:12:41,927
Hey, guys! Pre-duel lunch! Come on!

280
00:12:45,990 --> 00:12:47,729
This isn't luck.

281
00:12:47,754 --> 00:12:50,270
Galavant must be helping
us from beyond the grave.

282
00:12:50,295 --> 00:12:51,783
Follow me.

283
00:12:52,253 --> 00:12:53,882
This ends badly.

284
00:12:55,569 --> 00:12:57,611
Oh, good. You're here.

285
00:12:57,636 --> 00:12:59,067
Where else would I be?

286
00:12:59,092 --> 00:13:01,977
I'm preparing an impromptu
feast for 75 uppity royals,

287
00:13:02,002 --> 00:13:03,600
because *** me, right?

288
00:13:03,625 --> 00:13:05,904
I don't want to have a bleak life anymore.

289
00:13:05,929 --> 00:13:08,763
Look, there are three factions
of warring royals here

290
00:13:08,788 --> 00:13:12,071
for a feast that you're cooking,
that I'm serving.

291
00:13:12,096 --> 00:13:13,928
This ends with us dead...

292
00:13:13,953 --> 00:13:15,665
maybe not today and maybe not tomorrow,

293
00:13:15,690 --> 00:13:17,684
but it always ends the same way.

294
00:13:17,709 --> 00:13:19,790
Do you know,
I'm beginning to think you're right.

295
00:13:20,782 --> 00:13:23,474
Why can't we change the ending?

296
00:13:24,836 --> 00:13:26,816
♪ When rich folks war, who dies? ♪

297
00:13:26,841 --> 00:13:27,311
The poor.

298
00:13:27,336 --> 00:13:29,644
♪ On that, you can depend ♪

299
00:13:29,669 --> 00:13:32,742
♪ So, obviously, for you and me ♪

300
00:13:32,777 --> 00:13:36,246
♪ There's only one way this can end ♪

301
00:13:37,982 --> 00:13:39,222
Let's see.

302
00:13:39,714 --> 00:13:41,533
Appetizers...

303
00:13:41,558 --> 00:13:43,431
salads...

304
00:13:43,456 --> 00:13:45,204
Aha!

305
00:13:45,915 --> 00:13:48,249
♪ Let's spike the soup
with some arsenic ♪

306
00:13:48,274 --> 00:13:49,081
What?

307
00:13:49,106 --> 00:13:52,153
♪ Just a few droplets, like thus ♪

308
00:13:52,178 --> 00:13:55,119
♪ Serve, and each blue blood
will die as they spew blood ♪

309
00:13:55,144 --> 00:13:57,381
♪ A happy ending for us ♪

310
00:13:57,406 --> 00:13:58,414
Gosh.

311
00:13:58,439 --> 00:14:01,553
♪ How 'bout a pie full of cyanide? ♪

312
00:14:01,578 --> 00:14:03,824
♪ Can you imagine the fuss? ♪

313
00:14:03,849 --> 00:14:06,601
♪ Oh, cramps, diarrhea, convulsions ♪

314
00:14:06,626 --> 00:14:07,368
♪ Then "see ya" ♪

315
00:14:07,393 --> 00:14:10,025
♪ A happy ending for us ♪

316
00:14:10,050 --> 00:14:13,693
♪ Picture that great big
pool of puke and stool ♪

317
00:14:13,718 --> 00:14:16,872
♪ A happy ending for us ♪

318
00:14:17,270 --> 00:14:19,546
I could fry up some heirloom toadstools

319
00:14:19,571 --> 00:14:21,369
with a little hemlock vinaigrette.

320
00:14:21,394 --> 00:14:22,948
- Ooh!
- What?

321
00:14:23,191 --> 00:14:25,278
♪ If they survive to the entrée ♪

322
00:14:25,303 --> 00:14:26,121
Go on.

323
00:14:26,146 --> 00:14:28,265
♪ Strychnine can be your best friend ♪

324
00:14:28,290 --> 00:14:29,261
Nice.

325
00:14:29,449 --> 00:14:30,691
♪ Poison the meat first ♪

326
00:14:30,716 --> 00:14:32,273
♪ They'll leave the hall feet first ♪

327
00:14:32,298 --> 00:14:34,396
♪ A perfect fairy-tale end ♪

328
00:14:34,421 --> 00:14:35,703
♪ Tra-la-la-la-la ♪

329
00:14:35,728 --> 00:14:37,742
♪ How 'bout a tray of bad shellfish? ♪

330
00:14:37,767 --> 00:14:38,378
Yes!

331
00:14:38,403 --> 00:14:40,545
♪ Ooh!
Chicken's delicious served rare ♪

332
00:14:40,570 --> 00:14:41,812
A tartare.

333
00:14:41,837 --> 00:14:44,662
♪ Choose any toxin,
then toss the whole box in ♪

334
00:14:44,687 --> 00:14:47,281
♪ Voila, they're gasping for air ♪

335
00:14:47,306 --> 00:14:49,401
♪ Oh, how they'll heave and spurt ♪

336
00:14:49,426 --> 00:14:53,469
♪ and for dessert,
do things too gross to discuss ♪

337
00:14:53,494 --> 00:14:57,890
♪ And they will claw and
choke till all of them croak ♪

338
00:14:57,915 --> 00:14:59,476
♪ A lovely ending ♪

339
00:14:59,501 --> 00:15:00,955
♪ A storybook ending ♪

340
00:15:00,980 --> 00:15:07,139
♪ A happy ending for u-u-u-u-u-u-u-us ♪

341
00:15:09,249 --> 00:15:10,537
What do you say?

342
00:15:10,562 --> 00:15:12,184
I'd better get cookin'.

343
00:15:21,932 --> 00:15:23,281
Hello, Galavant.

344
00:15:23,301 --> 00:15:24,562
Last meal.

345
00:15:24,896 --> 00:15:27,482
Anything else you'd like
to do for the last time?

346
00:15:28,313 --> 00:15:29,342
No.

347
00:15:29,563 --> 00:15:30,443
Oh.

348
00:15:30,982 --> 00:15:33,509
You're doing your
strong-and-silent-hero thing.

349
00:15:34,222 --> 00:15:35,207
What?

350
00:15:35,452 --> 00:15:38,376
That thing your dumb dad
drilled into your head.

351
00:15:38,571 --> 00:15:40,346
"Son, a hero doesn't talk.

352
00:15:40,371 --> 00:15:42,915
"He might not hear it
when his moment arrives.

353
00:15:42,940 --> 00:15:45,354
Blah, blah, blah, have another drink."

354
00:15:47,841 --> 00:15:49,727
Oh, my God.

355
00:15:50,060 --> 00:15:52,204
That is exactly what I'm doing.

356
00:15:53,737 --> 00:15:55,904
You know, sometimes,
I see this glimmer in you.

357
00:15:55,929 --> 00:15:57,854
- You know, you're...
- if you eat that last danish,

358
00:15:57,879 --> 00:16:01,518
I will reach down your throat, pull it out,
and beat you to death with it!

359
00:16:03,941 --> 00:16:05,468
Never mind.

360
00:16:05,890 --> 00:16:07,910
Up here, we want to go left.

361
00:16:07,945 --> 00:16:10,546
Really?
'Cause Galavant's map says we go right.

362
00:16:10,581 --> 00:16:13,051
Well,
my husband and I have lived here 40 years,

363
00:16:13,076 --> 00:16:14,426
but really... tell me more

364
00:16:14,451 --> 00:16:16,233
about your dead friend's hand-drawn map!

365
00:16:16,258 --> 00:16:17,571
Apologies for my wife.

366
00:16:17,596 --> 00:16:20,281
We've been in that dungeon
a really long time.

367
00:16:20,306 --> 00:16:22,440
Everybody, shh! A guard.

368
00:16:25,864 --> 00:16:28,088
You know what? We'll go your way.

369
00:16:28,124 --> 00:16:29,732
All right, Gareth, I bought us some time.

370
00:16:29,766 --> 00:16:31,735
What's next? What do you think?

371
00:16:32,235 --> 00:16:33,502
You know what I think?

372
00:16:33,527 --> 00:16:35,410
I think you should start acting like a man

373
00:16:35,435 --> 00:16:36,730
and not like a king.

374
00:16:36,755 --> 00:16:38,000
I think you should have fought

375
00:16:38,025 --> 00:16:40,557
that old geezer of a brother of yours,
kicked his ass,

376
00:16:40,582 --> 00:16:43,270
and we wouldn't be in this
position we are right now.

377
00:16:43,536 --> 00:16:46,436
And how does he get this hummus so creamy?

378
00:16:46,461 --> 00:16:49,038
I mean, when I do it myself,
I can't get it this creamy.

379
00:16:49,063 --> 00:16:51,220
And the chickpeas so perfectly blended.

380
00:16:51,254 --> 00:16:52,657
It's yummy.

381
00:16:54,432 --> 00:16:55,714
Bless you.

382
00:16:55,739 --> 00:16:57,103
Thank you.

383
00:16:58,553 --> 00:16:59,328
Bless you.

384
00:16:59,362 --> 00:17:00,629
Enough!

385
00:17:03,971 --> 00:17:06,623
Well, hurry!
Bless me before my soul escapes!

386
00:17:11,207 --> 00:17:13,674
What the hell is going on?

387
00:17:14,612 --> 00:17:17,603
It's starting! The poison's working!

388
00:17:17,628 --> 00:17:19,624
Die, swine!

389
00:17:19,649 --> 00:17:21,368
Rot in hell!

390
00:17:21,393 --> 00:17:23,148
How long till they die?

391
00:17:23,787 --> 00:17:25,287
I couldn't do it.

392
00:17:25,631 --> 00:17:26,685
What?

393
00:17:26,705 --> 00:17:29,167
I know what you said, but I'm not a killer.

394
00:17:29,192 --> 00:17:30,633
So what's happening?

395
00:17:30,867 --> 00:17:33,034
I've been feeding these
royals my whole life.

396
00:17:33,059 --> 00:17:35,638
I know every single thing
they're allergic to.

397
00:17:35,663 --> 00:17:37,612
They won't die, but at the very least,

398
00:17:37,637 --> 00:17:39,498
we'll get to see them in
a great deal of discomfort

399
00:17:39,523 --> 00:17:40,903
before they kill us.

400
00:17:40,937 --> 00:17:43,876
Well, you've let me down terribly.

401
00:17:45,563 --> 00:17:47,136
But it was nice to be reminded

402
00:17:47,161 --> 00:17:50,378
there still are good-hearted
people in the world.

403
00:17:51,122 --> 00:17:53,179
If this is my last day on earth,

404
00:17:53,204 --> 00:17:55,569
at least it wasn't a bleak one.

405
00:17:56,036 --> 00:17:58,736
I thank you for that, Vincenzo.

406
00:18:09,501 --> 00:18:12,330
You have a family of spiders in your hair.

407
00:18:12,362 --> 00:18:14,151
Your breath reminds me of the time

408
00:18:14,176 --> 00:18:17,144
I found my Uncle's body in a well.

409
00:18:20,734 --> 00:18:22,233
The king is scratching.

410
00:18:29,468 --> 00:18:31,875
We may need
to clear the throne room.

411
00:18:39,024 --> 00:18:40,388
He's alive.

412
00:18:40,564 --> 00:18:41,866
Galavant!

413
00:18:47,675 --> 00:18:49,465
This is your moment,
Galavant.

414
00:18:49,490 --> 00:18:52,264
Kill the kings. Be the hero.

415
00:19:09,758 --> 00:19:12,399
- What are you doing?
- You're allergic to crab.

416
00:19:12,836 --> 00:19:14,258
If you eat that,
your throat's gonna get all itchy,

417
00:19:14,283 --> 00:19:17,595
and you're gonna be making
that... sound all night.

418
00:19:18,729 --> 00:19:21,009
I'm sorry we didn't speak earlier.

419
00:19:21,336 --> 00:19:23,727
Speaking to you is one of
my favorite things to do.

420
00:19:24,179 --> 00:19:25,530
Perhaps my favorite conversation ever

421
00:19:25,555 --> 00:19:27,853
was our four-hour analysis of what sid's
"thank you" meant.

422
00:19:27,878 --> 00:19:29,712
I meant "thank you."

423
00:19:29,737 --> 00:19:31,520
- Sid!
- So passive-aggressive.

424
00:19:31,545 --> 00:19:33,454
My father was wrong.

425
00:19:33,634 --> 00:19:36,272
You don't have to hide
your feelings to be a hero.

426
00:19:36,475 --> 00:19:38,558
If I did, I wouldn't be your type of hero.

427
00:19:39,168 --> 00:19:42,228
And frankly, princess,
that's the only type of hero I want to be.

428
00:19:42,923 --> 00:19:45,191
Well, sucks for me.

429
00:19:45,226 --> 00:19:47,811
I better go home, or my mom's gonna be mad.

430
00:19:47,836 --> 00:19:50,530
Have fun changing your
name when you get married.

431
00:19:51,065 --> 00:19:52,120
Freak.

432
00:19:52,409 --> 00:19:53,475
Guards!

433
00:19:53,694 --> 00:19:55,137
Bye, Harry.

434
00:19:55,364 --> 00:19:56,770
Well, would you look at that?

435
00:19:56,982 --> 00:20:00,821
You didn't have to kill a soul,
but you finally got your moment.

436
00:20:01,016 --> 00:20:02,376
No.

437
00:20:03,025 --> 00:20:04,144
Not quite yet.

438
00:20:05,857 --> 00:20:13,782
♪ This is my moment in the sun ♪

439
00:20:13,802 --> 00:20:19,954
♪ This is my mome-e-e-e-nt ♪

440
00:20:24,839 --> 00:20:26,009
That's it?

441
00:20:26,683 --> 00:20:27,667
Yeah, that's all I got.

442
00:20:27,692 --> 00:20:31,967
Well, I say let's execute the chef.

443
00:20:31,992 --> 00:20:33,642
Excuse me!

444
00:20:33,667 --> 00:20:36,398
He is my chef, and only I can execute him.

445
00:20:36,423 --> 00:20:39,352
Then do something about it, little dicky.

446
00:20:40,280 --> 00:20:42,238
Maybe I will!

447
00:20:42,410 --> 00:20:47,011
I hereby declare that I shall
be the first royal in history

448
00:20:47,036 --> 00:20:49,259
to fight his own duel!

449
00:20:50,627 --> 00:20:52,401
Very impressive.

450
00:20:52,635 --> 00:20:55,962
I'm looking forward to the
day that Gareth will kill you.

451
00:20:56,336 --> 00:20:57,285
Gareth?

452
00:20:57,511 --> 00:20:59,165
No, no, no, no.
I thought you and I were going to fight.

453
00:20:59,199 --> 00:21:00,223
No.

454
00:21:00,248 --> 00:21:01,365
It'll be fun

455
00:21:01,390 --> 00:21:03,820
watching your best friend kill you, Dickie.

456
00:21:05,924 --> 00:21:08,222
Oh, I am so turned on right...

457
00:21:08,247 --> 00:21:09,093
Aah!

458
00:21:10,699 --> 00:21:11,399
'Scu...

459
00:21:12,739 --> 00:21:13,603
'Scuse me.

460
00:21:16,349 --> 00:21:18,342
Who knows, sire? Maybe you'll win.

461
00:21:18,686 --> 00:21:20,805
Only one thing is certain.

462
00:21:21,235 --> 00:21:22,905
I'm a dead man?

462
00:21:23,305 --> 00:22:23,199
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