1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Everyone is intimidated by a shark. Become a Card Shark AMERICASCARDROOM.COM 2 00:00:13,380 --> 00:00:15,280 I like what I'm seeing here! 3 00:00:15,348 --> 00:00:17,782 - I like what you're doing right now! - I like what you're doing! 4 00:00:17,851 --> 00:00:19,944 - I like what you're doing! - I like what we're all doing! 5 00:00:20,020 --> 00:00:22,648 - I like this guy! - This is insane! 6 00:00:22,722 --> 00:00:25,350 - I know! - This is good! This is a good scene! 7 00:00:25,425 --> 00:00:28,326 - I've never seen so many beautiful people in my life! - Hey, check it out! 8 00:00:28,395 --> 00:00:30,920 Even Sweet Dee's getting lucky! 9 00:00:30,997 --> 00:00:34,194 That dude's gonna bang your sister, bro. 10 00:00:34,267 --> 00:00:37,100 - This is good, man. I feel good. - You look good, brother. 11 00:00:37,170 --> 00:00:39,502 No, no, no, no. I feel better than good. 12 00:00:39,572 --> 00:00:43,770 - You know, I feel like, um... I feel like dancing. - Whoa, it feels good, man! 13 00:00:43,843 --> 00:00:45,834 - You should. - I feel like dancing! 14 00:00:45,912 --> 00:00:48,710 - Get out there, buddy. Make it happen. Nice. - I feel like dancing! 15 00:00:51,451 --> 00:00:53,385 I love that little man. 16 00:00:53,453 --> 00:00:55,444 This is great. I mean, what's going on? 17 00:00:55,522 --> 00:00:58,286 - This is, like, the greatest night Paddy's has ever seen. - I know! 18 00:01:00,026 --> 00:01:03,018 - Kind of a young crowd, right? - Yeah! 19 00:01:03,096 --> 00:01:05,223 - Really, really young. - Mm-hmm. 20 00:01:06,900 --> 00:01:09,460 What, do you think these kids are in college or what? 21 00:01:09,536 --> 00:01:13,563 I don't know. Hey. You. How old are you? 22 00:01:13,640 --> 00:01:15,699 Twenty-one? 23 00:01:18,945 --> 00:01:21,379 Everybody, out! 24 00:01:48,441 --> 00:01:50,602 But I don't understand how you guys could let this happen. 25 00:01:50,677 --> 00:01:52,702 It was not my fault. I was working behind the bar. 26 00:01:52,779 --> 00:01:55,270 Come on, Dennis. You remember what it was like in high school. 27 00:01:55,348 --> 00:01:57,441 The minute we caught word that a bar wasn't carding... 28 00:01:57,517 --> 00:01:59,815 we would just pack the place the following weekend. 29 00:01:59,886 --> 00:02:02,377 They probably had a recon crew come in last week. 30 00:02:02,455 --> 00:02:05,015 - They definitely had... - Why, you guys? Why were we not carding? 31 00:02:05,091 --> 00:02:06,820 - Not my job. - Not my job either. 32 00:02:06,893 --> 00:02:10,090 It's all of our jobs. We could get into a lot of trouble for this. 33 00:02:10,163 --> 00:02:14,327 And we also have a social responsibility to keep teenagers from drinking. 34 00:02:14,400 --> 00:02:16,391 I guess. 35 00:02:18,805 --> 00:02:20,830 - I don't know about that though. - Oh, Mac! 36 00:02:20,907 --> 00:02:23,740 - Mac, don't. - Hold on a second. Hear me out. 37 00:02:23,810 --> 00:02:28,372 It wasn't that long ago that we were in the same position as these youngsters, right? 38 00:02:28,448 --> 00:02:31,611 I mean, we'd get kicked out of some bar, and what did we do, Den? 39 00:02:31,684 --> 00:02:34,209 We would get a bunch of 40s from a homeless guy... 40 00:02:34,287 --> 00:02:36,221 and we'd go sit in some park, right? 41 00:02:36,289 --> 00:02:38,519 - That is true. That is absolutely true. - And what would happen? 42 00:02:38,591 --> 00:02:42,891 We would almost get raped and/or murdered and/or stabbed by crackheads in Fairmount Park. 43 00:02:42,962 --> 00:02:45,123 You wanna know what else what would happen? 44 00:02:45,198 --> 00:02:48,690 We drove Nicky Potnik's car into a tree on Kelly Drive. 45 00:02:48,768 --> 00:02:53,467 With Sweet Dee in the backseat puking because some guy talked to her that she liked, remember? 46 00:02:53,540 --> 00:02:55,701 Every time some guy talks to you that you like... 47 00:02:55,775 --> 00:02:58,005 you get so nervous you drink yourself into oblivion. 48 00:02:58,077 --> 00:03:00,045 - I had bad potato salad. - You drink yourself crazy. 49 00:03:00,113 --> 00:03:02,104 You abused alcohol, and that's okay. 50 00:03:02,182 --> 00:03:04,844 But it's very dangerous, right? Right? Okay. 51 00:03:04,918 --> 00:03:08,979 Well, maybe we should look at this whole thing from a different angle. 52 00:03:09,055 --> 00:03:13,856 Maybe we have "a social responsibility" to provide a safe haven... 53 00:03:13,927 --> 00:03:16,623 for these kids to be kids. 54 00:03:16,696 --> 00:03:19,221 - You know, experiment. - No. I don't like where this is heading. 55 00:03:19,299 --> 00:03:21,790 - We would have to set up ground rules. - Okay. 56 00:03:21,868 --> 00:03:24,302 No drinking and driving. No one's gonna crash Nicky Potnik's car. 57 00:03:24,370 --> 00:03:26,338 - Right. - Everyone has to take a cab. 58 00:03:26,406 --> 00:03:29,807 Four drink maximum. Like, that's it. You know what I mean? 59 00:03:29,876 --> 00:03:33,334 Yeah, yeah. That's it. Anyone causing trouble can't come. 60 00:03:33,413 --> 00:03:36,143 - If you're gonna be here, you gotta be cool. - He's gone! He's gone! 61 00:03:36,216 --> 00:03:38,707 Listen, we water down the drinks, jack up the prices. 62 00:03:38,785 --> 00:03:41,583 - Oh, my... Come on! - We could make a serious profit off these kids. 63 00:03:41,654 --> 00:03:43,918 And they'd have no idea what the hell's going on. 64 00:03:43,990 --> 00:03:47,323 - We would actually be doing something good. - Great. I say we do it. 65 00:03:47,393 --> 00:03:50,726 - Yeah. - I don't know how you guys live with yourselves. 66 00:03:50,797 --> 00:03:54,198 - One day at a time. - One day at a time. 67 00:03:54,267 --> 00:03:57,065 Yeah, I know, Mom. I heard you the first time. 68 00:03:57,136 --> 00:04:00,537 I'm perfectly aware of what time it is. Thank you, Mom. 69 00:04:00,607 --> 00:04:03,075 Do we have to do this right now? 70 00:04:03,142 --> 00:04:07,101 Yeah, I know how old I am. Did you think that I forgot, maybe, how old... That's... 71 00:04:07,180 --> 00:04:10,775 As a matter of fact, I have a date this afternoon with my friend Steven. 72 00:04:10,850 --> 00:04:13,910 So I should probably go, 'cause I gotta get ready for that. 73 00:04:13,987 --> 00:04:17,479 Mm-hmm. All right. Yeah, you too. Bye. 74 00:04:23,229 --> 00:04:25,163 Hello, Steven. 75 00:04:28,234 --> 00:04:30,429 Hello. 76 00:04:30,503 --> 00:04:32,403 - Dee? - Yeah. 77 00:04:32,472 --> 00:04:34,906 - This is Trey from last night. - Oh, hey, Trey. 78 00:04:34,974 --> 00:04:37,408 You know what? I don't think I should be talking with you. 79 00:04:37,477 --> 00:04:42,346 I think you're the most beautiful woman I've ever met in my entire life. 80 00:04:42,415 --> 00:04:44,349 Really? 81 00:04:44,417 --> 00:04:47,477 I can't believe that someone as gorgeous as you can be so down to earth. 82 00:04:47,553 --> 00:04:51,011 Well, you know, I've always tried to keep both feet on the ground, so... 83 00:04:51,090 --> 00:04:53,115 Yeah. So, listen, I have a lacrosse game... 84 00:04:53,192 --> 00:04:56,628 but I was wondering if you wanted to meet me and my friends at Lemon Hill afterwards. 85 00:04:56,696 --> 00:04:59,563 Lemon Hill? That's where all the cool kids used to go. 86 00:04:59,632 --> 00:05:02,965 - Good. So you've been there. - Oh! Come on. 87 00:05:03,036 --> 00:05:05,163 I've been there, like, 200 times. 88 00:05:05,238 --> 00:05:09,231 Why don't you stop by? I mean, unless you got something better to do today. 89 00:05:17,350 --> 00:05:20,012 Wow. You can really put 'em back, can't you? 90 00:05:20,086 --> 00:05:23,146 The trick is to just kind of open your throat. 91 00:05:23,222 --> 00:05:26,248 You are so much cooler than all the other girls I know. 92 00:05:26,326 --> 00:05:30,092 You are so sweet. Can you get me another one of these? 93 00:05:30,163 --> 00:05:32,461 Whoo! 94 00:05:32,532 --> 00:05:35,194 - All right. There you go. - Look how much fun they're having, man. 95 00:05:35,268 --> 00:05:37,759 Of course they are. They haven't realized how much life sucks yet. 96 00:05:37,837 --> 00:05:41,136 Remember how great high school was? All those parties, no responsibilities. 97 00:05:41,207 --> 00:05:44,199 - High school was the best. - Do you guys even remember high school? 98 00:05:44,277 --> 00:05:46,973 - I don't think it happened the way you think. - What do you mean? 99 00:05:47,046 --> 00:05:50,607 The only reason you got to hang out with me and the other cool kids... 100 00:05:50,683 --> 00:05:52,617 is 'cause you sold us all weed. 101 00:05:52,685 --> 00:05:55,415 - Everybody thought you were an asshole. - I was popular! 102 00:05:55,488 --> 00:05:58,787 Mac was very popular. And I like to think I was pretty popular myself. 103 00:05:58,858 --> 00:06:02,692 - You were. - No, he was. You were popular like a clown is popular. 104 00:06:02,762 --> 00:06:04,753 - What? - Yeah, you made us all laugh. 105 00:06:04,831 --> 00:06:06,958 All the guys knew you couldn't sleep with their girlfriends. 106 00:06:07,033 --> 00:06:09,695 Whatever, dude. The only reason you got laid is 'cause you dated freshmen. 107 00:06:09,769 --> 00:06:11,964 Yeah. You've always had that creepy thing with younger girls. 108 00:06:12,038 --> 00:06:14,734 - I do not. - You're not in high school anymore, pal. 109 00:06:14,807 --> 00:06:17,401 You better keep it in the pants, 'cause it's kind of creepy. 110 00:06:17,477 --> 00:06:19,411 You want to talk about creepy? 111 00:06:19,479 --> 00:06:22,414 You guys sniffing glue in your mom's basement. That's creepy. 112 00:06:25,485 --> 00:06:27,476 Tim Murphy slept with your prom date. 113 00:06:27,553 --> 00:06:30,317 Tim Murphy slept with your prom date! 114 00:06:30,390 --> 00:06:32,381 - Tim Murphy had sex with your prom date! - That's right. 115 00:06:33,893 --> 00:06:37,556 - Oh. He's getting sad now. - Oh, no. 116 00:06:37,630 --> 00:06:39,723 - There's, like, watering in the eyes. - Now he's running away. 117 00:06:39,799 --> 00:06:42,393 Oh, is he gonna cry? 118 00:06:42,468 --> 00:06:47,167 Did you see that? He was totally gonna cry. 119 00:06:49,742 --> 00:06:52,302 Oh, Trey, that is so sad. 120 00:06:52,378 --> 00:06:55,506 It was a really bad breakup. 121 00:06:55,581 --> 00:06:59,073 I mean, Tammy's great and all. I just wasn't feeling it, you know? 122 00:06:59,152 --> 00:07:02,485 Oh, yeah. Well, you gotta feel it. 123 00:07:02,555 --> 00:07:05,615 Don't get me wrong. Tammy's, like, the prettiest girl in school... 124 00:07:05,691 --> 00:07:07,682 so it was a perfect match. 125 00:07:07,760 --> 00:07:10,456 - It just wasn't working. - Hmm. 126 00:07:10,530 --> 00:07:12,464 She's not as pretty as you though. 127 00:07:12,532 --> 00:07:16,332 Oh! Thank you. 128 00:07:19,639 --> 00:07:23,837 Wait! I can't do this. 129 00:07:23,910 --> 00:07:27,869 - What? - I never statutory raped anyone before. 130 00:07:27,947 --> 00:07:30,939 Oh. Okay. I'll tell you what. 131 00:07:31,017 --> 00:07:34,282 Let's, uh, just take it slow. 132 00:07:34,353 --> 00:07:36,913 You are so sweet. 133 00:07:36,989 --> 00:07:39,651 Where were you when I was in high school? 134 00:07:39,725 --> 00:07:41,659 I was eight. 135 00:07:43,463 --> 00:07:45,454 Right. 136 00:07:45,531 --> 00:07:47,897 Yeah. 137 00:07:50,002 --> 00:07:52,732 These kids are wasted, bro. I thought we were cuttin' 'em off. 138 00:07:52,805 --> 00:07:55,638 I am cuttin' 'em off. These kids haven't had more than three drinks each. 139 00:07:55,708 --> 00:07:58,939 Plus, there's so much water, they're probably more hydrated than they ever have been. 140 00:07:59,011 --> 00:08:01,571 - Are they fakin' it? - I guess. 141 00:08:01,647 --> 00:08:05,242 - Just stay away from me, Billy! - No, Sara! I saw you flirting with him! 142 00:08:05,318 --> 00:08:07,650 No, I know it. You were throwing yourself on him! 143 00:08:07,720 --> 00:08:10,553 Hey, hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! 144 00:08:10,623 --> 00:08:13,456 Give me some eyes! Look at me! Cool your jets! 145 00:08:13,526 --> 00:08:16,324 - I'm sorry. - All right, beat it! 146 00:08:16,395 --> 00:08:18,590 - Are you okay? - He's such a player. 147 00:08:18,664 --> 00:08:21,155 - Is he a player? - Big time. 148 00:08:21,234 --> 00:08:24,863 I hate players. All right. I'm sorry. I'm getting fired up here. 149 00:08:24,937 --> 00:08:27,428 Charlie, that was the coolest thing you've ever done! 150 00:08:27,507 --> 00:08:29,475 I know. I'm gonna be sick. 151 00:08:37,316 --> 00:08:40,774 - Oh, shit. - You Dennis Reynolds? 152 00:08:40,853 --> 00:08:43,754 - Yeah. - You like what you see? 153 00:08:43,823 --> 00:08:46,018 Uh, I don't know. 154 00:08:46,092 --> 00:08:49,323 Dude, relax. I'm 18. 155 00:08:49,395 --> 00:08:51,454 - Are you in high school? - Yes. 156 00:08:51,531 --> 00:08:54,091 - Then take a hike. - Doesn't seem to bother your sister. 157 00:08:54,166 --> 00:08:56,066 What? 158 00:08:56,135 --> 00:08:59,832 She was all over this one boy in my class today. 159 00:08:59,906 --> 00:09:01,840 Really? 160 00:09:01,908 --> 00:09:04,069 Listen, dude, I'm legal... 161 00:09:04,143 --> 00:09:06,475 and I love to party. 162 00:09:06,546 --> 00:09:09,106 So if you're looking for the ride of your life... 163 00:09:09,181 --> 00:09:11,945 give me a call. 164 00:09:16,856 --> 00:09:19,125 Goddamn it. 165 00:09:19,258 --> 00:09:22,091 Hang on. I'm coming! 166 00:09:22,161 --> 00:09:24,391 - What the hell is wrong with you? - What? 167 00:09:24,463 --> 00:09:27,261 I know you were hanging out with that high school kid from the bar. 168 00:09:27,333 --> 00:09:29,858 Okay. You know what? We're just friends, all right? 169 00:09:29,935 --> 00:09:34,031 He went through a really bad breakup, and he just needed me to be there for him. 170 00:09:34,106 --> 00:09:36,131 What you're doing is sick and wrong. 171 00:09:36,208 --> 00:09:38,199 Are you living out some sad fantasy of yours? 172 00:09:38,277 --> 00:09:41,542 - Going out with the most popular kid in high school. - Why would that be a fantasy? 173 00:09:41,614 --> 00:09:43,605 I went out with tons of guys in high school. 174 00:09:43,682 --> 00:09:46,150 You wore that scoliosis back brace until you were 20 years old. 175 00:09:46,218 --> 00:09:48,209 - Everyone was afraid of you. - No, they weren't. 176 00:09:48,287 --> 00:09:51,848 - You looked like a monster! Do you all have amnesia? - What is that supposed to mean? 177 00:09:51,924 --> 00:09:54,654 Oh, my God. You're as delusional as Mac and Charlie. 178 00:09:54,727 --> 00:09:57,560 Do not compare me to Mac and Charlie. 179 00:09:57,630 --> 00:10:00,394 I'm telling you, this is the wrong kind of glue, Charlie. 180 00:10:00,466 --> 00:10:03,458 - No, it's not. - This is made for, like, kindergartners or something. 181 00:10:03,536 --> 00:10:06,699 - No, this will work. - No, look. "Nontoxic and safe." 182 00:10:06,772 --> 00:10:09,104 We don't want safe. We want toxic. 183 00:10:09,175 --> 00:10:11,735 - Something's happening. - Nothing is gonna happen. 184 00:10:11,810 --> 00:10:14,278 - Something's happening. - Nothing's gonna happen. 185 00:10:14,346 --> 00:10:16,337 No, you're right. This isn't working. 186 00:10:19,485 --> 00:10:22,977 Y'ello. Yeah. 187 00:10:23,055 --> 00:10:25,546 Oh, hey. How are you? 188 00:10:27,059 --> 00:10:30,825 Really? That's cool. 189 00:10:30,896 --> 00:10:33,888 Yeah. Okay. 190 00:10:33,966 --> 00:10:35,900 Bye. 191 00:10:35,968 --> 00:10:38,960 Dude. That was that girl Sara, the one from the bar the other night... 192 00:10:39,038 --> 00:10:41,029 who I rescued from that kid. 193 00:10:41,106 --> 00:10:45,065 Well, her parents are out of town, and she's totally having a party. 194 00:10:45,144 --> 00:10:47,738 What do you think? 195 00:10:54,853 --> 00:10:57,219 Kind of a lame party, bro. 196 00:10:57,289 --> 00:10:59,519 Uh, what do you think? Should we jet? 197 00:10:59,592 --> 00:11:01,583 Yeah. This doesn't feel right. 198 00:11:01,660 --> 00:11:04,891 Hey, guys! 199 00:11:04,964 --> 00:11:07,023 - Hi, Sara. - Hey. 200 00:11:07,099 --> 00:11:09,260 I'm so glad you guys came. 201 00:11:09,335 --> 00:11:12,168 Well, uh, we ran into a little bit of a problem. 202 00:11:12,238 --> 00:11:16,231 My brother, he was supposed to pick up the keg, but he bailed on me. 203 00:11:16,308 --> 00:11:19,869 - Oh, that sucks. - Yeah. Yeah, it totally sucks. 204 00:11:19,945 --> 00:11:23,574 So, um, we were wondering if maybe you guys could help us out. 205 00:11:25,384 --> 00:11:27,750 - Oh, you mean... No, I don't... - Ooh, no. 206 00:11:27,820 --> 00:11:30,050 Geez, I don't think that's such a good idea. 207 00:11:30,122 --> 00:11:33,353 Listen, it's one thing at the bar, you know, where we have control over you guys. 208 00:11:33,425 --> 00:11:36,417 - It's another thing... - Ah, come on, please? Please. 209 00:11:36,495 --> 00:11:40,329 - You guys have been so cool. - Yeah, we were just talking about how cool you guys were. 210 00:11:40,399 --> 00:11:43,061 - Really? - You were? 211 00:11:43,135 --> 00:11:46,127 Mm-hmm. This would be the coolest thing that anyone's ever done for us. 212 00:11:46,205 --> 00:11:48,139 - Ever. - Ever. 213 00:11:51,377 --> 00:11:53,470 Who wants to do a keg stand? 214 00:12:04,556 --> 00:12:07,821 Um, I'm kind ofhaving second thoughts a little bit. 215 00:12:07,893 --> 00:12:10,521 Oh, come on. It'll be a blast. 216 00:12:10,596 --> 00:12:14,657 Yeah, well, I don't think your friends like me that much. 217 00:12:14,733 --> 00:12:18,430 Let's go get a beer. 218 00:12:18,504 --> 00:12:20,404 Twenty-five, 26... 219 00:12:20,472 --> 00:12:23,703 27, 28, 29! 220 00:12:30,683 --> 00:12:33,880 - Hey, Dee. - Hi, guys. 221 00:12:37,056 --> 00:12:40,457 - What's going on? - Just hanging out, you know? 222 00:12:40,526 --> 00:12:42,494 Yeah. 223 00:12:42,561 --> 00:12:45,359 Wanna do a keg stand? 224 00:12:45,431 --> 00:12:49,424 Seventy-five, 76, 77! 225 00:12:52,638 --> 00:12:56,540 - Seventy-seven seconds! That is a new record, baby! - I did it. I did it. 226 00:12:56,608 --> 00:12:59,372 So, Ben is, like, "I don't care what Kevin said, Sara. 227 00:12:59,445 --> 00:13:01,936 I was only going out with Rachel to get closer to you." 228 00:13:02,014 --> 00:13:05,745 Oh, my... Oh, my God. What did you say to that? 229 00:13:05,818 --> 00:13:09,549 "Whatever, Ben. I heard from Caitlin that you were totally into her." 230 00:13:09,621 --> 00:13:13,751 Um, he's so full of shit. 231 00:13:15,127 --> 00:13:18,494 Goddamn! 232 00:13:18,564 --> 00:13:21,124 Come on. Oh, come on. 233 00:13:23,469 --> 00:13:26,438 Yeah! What do you think about that, bitches? 234 00:13:26,505 --> 00:13:29,406 Load 'em up, losers! What do you think about this, huh? 235 00:13:29,475 --> 00:13:32,501 How I embarrassed your boyfriend in front of everybody? You like that? 236 00:13:32,578 --> 00:13:34,944 - You like what you see? - What's with this guy? 237 00:13:35,013 --> 00:13:38,107 I know. What is he, like, 40? 238 00:13:38,183 --> 00:13:41,152 Get me some more! Get me some more! Let's go! Load 'em up! 239 00:13:41,220 --> 00:13:44,986 - I'm gonna put on a goddamn clinic! - What an asshole. 240 00:13:56,268 --> 00:14:01,205 Come on, guys. Hey. Let's go. Let's go! 241 00:14:01,273 --> 00:14:04,140 - Oh, get off me, dude! - Get off me! 242 00:14:04,209 --> 00:14:06,677 Can we please get out of here? Let's go. 243 00:14:06,745 --> 00:14:08,372 Why? 244 00:14:08,447 --> 00:14:12,076 Trey asked me to prom last night. This is getting really weird. 245 00:14:12,151 --> 00:14:14,619 - That girl Sara asked me too. - You're kidding! 246 00:14:14,686 --> 00:14:17,814 What? No, we can't go to the prom. That's pathetic. 247 00:14:17,890 --> 00:14:20,051 What do you mean "we"? Who asked you? 248 00:14:23,061 --> 00:14:25,052 Let's just go. Let's just go. 249 00:14:27,065 --> 00:14:27,861 All right, all right. I'm coming. 250 00:14:30,002 --> 00:14:33,369 - Hi, sexy. - What are you doing here? You gotta get out of here. 251 00:14:33,439 --> 00:14:36,636 I need a date for the prom, and I want you to take me. 252 00:14:36,708 --> 00:14:39,905 Are you kidding me? I can't do that, okay? 253 00:14:39,978 --> 00:14:44,039 - You gotta go. - Isn't there anything I can do to change your mind? 254 00:14:46,018 --> 00:14:49,078 No. No, no, no. No. Leave. Leave. Go. 255 00:14:49,154 --> 00:14:51,714 Okay. You can either take me to the prom... 256 00:14:51,790 --> 00:14:54,623 or I can tell the police that you're serving underage kids. 257 00:14:54,693 --> 00:14:57,059 - Are you serious? - Try me. 258 00:15:02,468 --> 00:15:04,459 Goddamn it. 259 00:15:04,536 --> 00:15:07,027 You know what? I don't think we should be serving minors anymore. 260 00:15:07,105 --> 00:15:10,666 - Oh, no. Somebody's jealous. - I'm not jealous. I just think it's dangerous. 261 00:15:10,742 --> 00:15:13,870 - You're jealous you didn't get asked to the prom. - I don't care about that. 262 00:15:13,946 --> 00:15:17,006 - Ah, you're gonna cry? - Shut up! 263 00:15:17,082 --> 00:15:21,314 Yo, you guys? No more kids in the bar, seriously. 264 00:15:21,386 --> 00:15:24,480 - Okay! Now we're talking some sense. - What the hell? 265 00:15:24,556 --> 00:15:27,320 - This girl asked me to the prom. - What? 266 00:15:27,392 --> 00:15:29,917 Yeah. This girl comes over to my house... 267 00:15:29,995 --> 00:15:34,125 tells me that if I don't go to the prom with her, she's gonna rat us out to the cops. 268 00:15:34,199 --> 00:15:37,293 Wait a second. Hold on. So all of you guys got asked to the prom? 269 00:15:37,369 --> 00:15:40,338 You guys got asked to the prom? 270 00:15:40,405 --> 00:15:42,270 - Yeah. - Whoa. 271 00:15:42,341 --> 00:15:44,502 Oh, this is so lame! 272 00:15:44,576 --> 00:15:47,204 At least you don't actually have to go. 273 00:15:47,279 --> 00:15:50,214 - Are you going? - Yeah. I have to. 274 00:15:50,282 --> 00:15:53,342 Oh, well, if you're going, I'm going then, I guess. 275 00:15:53,418 --> 00:15:55,352 - So you... - What? 276 00:15:55,420 --> 00:15:58,719 I didn't get to go when I was in high school. It might actually be fun. 277 00:15:58,790 --> 00:16:01,122 If you guys are going, I'm going. I'm not staying here. 278 00:16:01,193 --> 00:16:03,127 - Are you gonna go? - I'm gonna go. 279 00:16:03,195 --> 00:16:05,060 - I have to go, so... - You guys are pathetic! 280 00:16:05,130 --> 00:16:07,496 Maybe if you weren't such a jerk, someone might have asked you. 281 00:16:07,566 --> 00:16:11,161 Because Sara told me that Maureen told her that Regina McGinley thought you were cute. 282 00:16:11,236 --> 00:16:14,262 - Then Ray Rafferty comes up to you at the party, and you're... - Charlie, shut up! 283 00:16:14,339 --> 00:16:18,435 The only reason that Sara asked you in the first place is because you're the only idiot... 284 00:16:18,510 --> 00:16:21,968 dumb enough to listen to her bitch about her ex-boyfriend all night! 285 00:16:22,047 --> 00:16:24,208 Whatever. 286 00:16:25,717 --> 00:16:28,584 Hey, we should have a pre-prom party. 287 00:16:30,522 --> 00:16:32,513 You know what, Charlie? 288 00:16:32,591 --> 00:16:34,821 I think this is actually gonna be pretty great. 289 00:16:34,893 --> 00:16:37,225 Oh, dude, are you kidding me? This is gonna be awesome. 290 00:16:37,296 --> 00:16:40,322 - I can't wait to just get out there and start dancing. - I'm gonna dance too. 291 00:16:40,399 --> 00:16:43,425 - Are you gonna dance, baby? You gonna dance with me? - I'm gonna dance like this. 292 00:16:43,502 --> 00:16:47,438 Oh, Dee! Come here. Let me take a look at you. 293 00:16:47,506 --> 00:16:50,600 Wow. You look... You look... Yeah. 294 00:16:50,676 --> 00:16:55,340 I know. I feel so lucky that this thing even fits still. 295 00:16:55,414 --> 00:16:59,475 - Is that your dress from high school? - Yup. 296 00:16:59,551 --> 00:17:03,009 - You didn't go to the prom in high school, Dee. - No, I know. 297 00:17:03,088 --> 00:17:06,751 My back brace was under the dress, and Mom called me fat. 298 00:17:06,825 --> 00:17:08,918 So I stayed home and cried instead. 299 00:17:08,994 --> 00:17:11,394 Take... Take it slow. Take it slow. 300 00:17:11,463 --> 00:17:14,455 I know, you guys, but I just am so nervous. 301 00:17:14,533 --> 00:17:17,024 I just want this whole night to be so special. 302 00:17:18,704 --> 00:17:21,571 That dude is going to bang your sister, bro. 303 00:17:21,640 --> 00:17:24,632 - What's up, bitches? Mmm! - What is this? What are you doing? 304 00:17:24,710 --> 00:17:27,907 You assholes aren't gonna be the only ones having fun. I'm going to the prom. 305 00:17:27,980 --> 00:17:32,576 - Dork! You cannot crash a high school prom. - I'm going stag, bro. 306 00:17:32,651 --> 00:17:34,778 Mac, you are so pathetic. 307 00:17:34,853 --> 00:17:37,617 Yes, and your eyebrows are drawn on, so... 308 00:17:37,689 --> 00:17:40,055 Whoa. Well, you know what? 309 00:17:40,125 --> 00:17:42,252 How 'bout this? 310 00:17:42,327 --> 00:17:44,352 Say it, don't spray it. 311 00:17:44,429 --> 00:17:47,057 Trey's here. Oh, my God. 312 00:17:47,132 --> 00:17:51,796 Hello. Excuse me, Mac. My date has arrived. 313 00:17:51,870 --> 00:17:55,101 Trey is so cool. 314 00:17:55,173 --> 00:17:57,698 He's totally gonna bang your sister. 315 00:17:58,944 --> 00:18:01,606 Hello, sweet prince. 316 00:18:01,680 --> 00:18:05,411 Wow! You look... good. 317 00:18:05,484 --> 00:18:07,952 I know! Like a princess. 318 00:18:08,020 --> 00:18:11,319 - Can I tell you a little secret? - Sure. 319 00:18:11,390 --> 00:18:13,324 Beat it. 320 00:18:15,527 --> 00:18:19,759 - I always wanted to have sex on prom. - Ah. 321 00:18:19,831 --> 00:18:22,493 All right. So what's the plan? Do we have a limo or what? 322 00:18:22,567 --> 00:18:25,297 - The plan is, you're not coming with us. - Yeah. 323 00:18:25,370 --> 00:18:27,838 - Why not? - You weren't invited and you don't have a date. 324 00:18:27,906 --> 00:18:29,897 - You totally suck. - I totally suck? 325 00:18:29,975 --> 00:18:31,966 - What is that supposed to mean? - Oh, Jesus. 326 00:18:34,379 --> 00:18:36,677 Oh, who is that? 327 00:18:36,748 --> 00:18:39,308 - That's my prom date. - Mm-hmm. 328 00:18:39,384 --> 00:18:41,909 She's unbelievable. How old is she? 329 00:18:41,987 --> 00:18:43,887 - She's 18. - Eighteen? 330 00:18:43,955 --> 00:18:46,446 - You are a lucky man. You are a lucky man. - Oh, you dick! 331 00:18:46,525 --> 00:18:49,756 Wait a second. You guys called me creepy for liking young chicks. 332 00:18:49,828 --> 00:18:52,388 Eighteen's legal, bro. This isn't a morality contest. 333 00:18:52,464 --> 00:18:54,523 Eighteen's not young, brother. 334 00:18:54,599 --> 00:18:58,000 - So you guys are giving me the go-ahead? I mean, can I... - Go ahead. 335 00:18:58,070 --> 00:19:00,334 - Hi, Dennis. - Hi. 336 00:19:00,405 --> 00:19:03,897 - You look... - Yeah, I know. 337 00:19:03,975 --> 00:19:06,944 - Do ya? - Mm-hmm. 338 00:19:07,012 --> 00:19:11,449 - I can't zip it up. Your hair's all caught. - All right. Just pull it. 339 00:19:11,516 --> 00:19:13,814 Oh. 340 00:19:15,620 --> 00:19:18,088 - Tammy? - Mm-mmm. No. What? 341 00:19:18,156 --> 00:19:21,057 Hold on one minute. 342 00:19:21,126 --> 00:19:23,651 - Can I get you a drink? - Maybe. 343 00:19:23,729 --> 00:19:26,061 - What would you like? - Anything you want. 344 00:19:26,131 --> 00:19:29,931 - Tammy, what are you doing here? - I'm picking up my date. 345 00:19:30,001 --> 00:19:32,162 You're going to prom with this guy? 346 00:19:32,237 --> 00:19:34,899 Yes. 347 00:19:34,973 --> 00:19:37,271 Can I talk to you for a second? 348 00:19:37,342 --> 00:19:39,606 What the hell is going on? 349 00:19:39,678 --> 00:19:42,203 That's Tammy, Trey's ex-girlfriend. 350 00:19:42,280 --> 00:19:44,510 This is classic Tammy. 351 00:19:44,583 --> 00:19:46,915 Trey broke up with Tammy because Maureen Kinallen said... 352 00:19:46,985 --> 00:19:49,419 that she saw Tammy flirting with Walt Timby at a party. 353 00:19:49,488 --> 00:19:52,184 But she was only doing it to make Trey jealous because, you know... 354 00:19:52,257 --> 00:19:54,248 she thought that Trey secretly liked Erin Hannabry. 355 00:19:54,326 --> 00:19:56,954 But Trey didn't like Erin Hannabry. It was all a bunch of bull. 356 00:19:57,028 --> 00:19:59,861 - What is happening? - That's Tammy, Trey's ex-girlfriend. 357 00:19:59,931 --> 00:20:02,866 This is classic Tammy. Trey broke up with Tammy... 358 00:20:02,934 --> 00:20:05,528 Charlie, you gotta stop, honestly. 359 00:20:05,604 --> 00:20:08,573 - What are they talking about? - Whoa! 360 00:20:10,041 --> 00:20:13,033 - Where are they going? - What the hell is this? 361 00:20:13,111 --> 00:20:16,774 Oh, man! Ah, they did it. They got what they wanted. 362 00:20:16,848 --> 00:20:19,840 - This is bullshit. - So wait a second. 363 00:20:19,918 --> 00:20:21,909 They were actually using you two... 364 00:20:21,987 --> 00:20:24,012 to make each other jealous. 365 00:20:24,089 --> 00:20:27,547 I always knew that they'd wind up together, 'cause they're, like, so perfect for each other. 366 00:20:27,626 --> 00:20:30,117 - Shut up, Charlie! - They're one of those perfect matches. 367 00:20:30,195 --> 00:20:33,028 - That dude's gonna bang your prom date, bro. - Stop saying it! 368 00:20:33,098 --> 00:20:35,931 - It's not funny! - Hey, why are you such an asshole all the time? 369 00:20:36,001 --> 00:20:39,232 I'm not the asshole. You guys are the ones that just got dumped on prom night. 370 00:20:39,304 --> 00:20:41,738 - You got dumped on prom night! - You were gonna go stag. 371 00:20:41,807 --> 00:20:44,207 - Yes, I was. Absolutely. - How old are you, dude? 372 00:20:44,276 --> 00:20:46,506 - I am 28 years old. - You're a piece of crap! 373 00:20:46,578 --> 00:20:49,570 - I'm not a piece of crap! You're a piece of crap. - I have to pee. 374 00:20:49,648 --> 00:20:51,775 Stop it. Go pee. 375 00:20:53,952 --> 00:20:55,886 I hate you, Charlie. 376 00:20:57,522 --> 00:20:59,513 Just like high school. 377 00:21:00,305 --> 00:21:06,674 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org