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hey, come on, man.
be careful, man.

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you're spilling it on the floor.

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i don't understand
why you don't just use a cup.

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i'm trying to be inconspicuous.

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inconspicuous?

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your entire mouth is stained red, frank.

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it is?

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aren't we gonna be at the
barbecue soon?

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yeah, i'm pre-gaming, man.

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what is going on with you, man?

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you're going off the deep end lately.

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i feel like he's been wading around
n the deep end for a

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whilenow, charlie.

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no, bro, it's different.

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he's staying out, like, all

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hours of the night.

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i never see him.

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if he is around, he's usually

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not even wearing clothes.

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i'm wearing clothes now, bitch.

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you're wearing a shirt that's

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on inside out, and it's covered

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in grease.

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it's not grease; it's sap.

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sap? how did you get covered in sap?

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i got really wasted.

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i must have climbed a tree.

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really stepping up the

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insanity, huh?

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i'm trying to push myself.

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i wanted to see how far

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i could go.

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i feel like you've been standing
on the edge of a cliff

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for a while now.

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i say hop off.

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let's see where you land.

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i really wish you wouldn't

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encourage him, man.

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i really wish you wouldn't.

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charlie, if somebody wants to

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push his boundaries, you gotta

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let him. frank, jump.

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i never felt more alive

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in my life!

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oh, i'm sure.

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there's the street right there!

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what the hell?

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i thought we were going to a

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barbecue, frank.

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it's more of a party in the park.

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we're at a cemetery.

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the partyisin the cemetery.

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who has a party in a

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cemetery?

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your uncle max.

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he just croaked.

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flush that turd down the drain!

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does anybody else feel

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really uncomfortable?

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yes, we're completely

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underdressed.

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it's embarrassing.

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what are we doing here, frank?

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what's your angle?

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i want to bang your aunt donna.

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why would you want to bang

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our mom's sister at the
funeral of her husband?

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mm! well, i don't know how

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many years on this earth

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i got left.

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i'm gonna get real weird with it.

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meanwhile, block the wind.

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i'm gonna roast this bone.

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jesus christ.

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come on. get in.

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okay, that is enough.

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i've had enough.

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he's definitely reached

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his limit.

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i've reached my limit.

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that's for sure.

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well, dude, this is what i

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was talking about in the car.

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the guy is, like, going off the

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deep end, all right?

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look, now it's starting to

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affect our lives, and i think

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maybe we should have, like, an

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intervention or something.

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an intervention might be a

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good idea.

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if he starts banging aunt donna,

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we're gonna have the garbage

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pail cousin in the mix.

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no! no!

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whoa! who is the garbage pail cousin?

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gail the snail is the garbage pail cousin.

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oh, charlie, she is the worst.

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we'd have these family parties,

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and she'd just glom onto me and dennis.

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we couldn't get rid of her.

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the only way to get rid of

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her was to torch her, and that's what we did.

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yeah, we'd throw her in the
dryer; we'd throw salt on her.

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yeah, we'd throw salt on her
'cause she was the snail.

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mm-hmm. get it?

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get it? you throw salt on a snail and...

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it's supposed to shrivel up.

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well, that sounds a little

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messed up, though, huh?

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you don't think we're proud

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of that, do you, charlie?

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but you don't understand.

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that's the only way you could handle her.

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yeah, sade us do those things.

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and quite frankly, i resent her for it.

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what kind of person salts

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another human being?

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it's terrible.

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there's no joy in salting

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someone; everyone loses.

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yeah.

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what's up, suckers?

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hey, gail.

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hey, gail!

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you look different.

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i'm more confident.

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i've grown into my body.

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sure showing a lot of skin, huh?

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jealous?

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i'm a woman now.

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i'm not a virgin anymore.

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cool. thank you.

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okay.

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hey, guys, you want to come

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to my car and take a puff?

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i've got some medical marijuana.

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we're at your dad's funeral, gail.

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whatevs. i'm over it.

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plus, if we all show up super

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high at the reception, everyone

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will be, like, "whaaat?"

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come on!

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okay, whatever, gail.

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yes, we'll, we'll do that with you.

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why don't you go wait in your
car, and we'll come join you.

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go to your car and we'll come
get you there.

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you guys gonna come?

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we'll come in a second.

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five minutes, yes.

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uh, anything, yes, anything.

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whatever you say. uh!

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see? that's what happens when

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you don't have salt.

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my god, there's not enough

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salt in the world for her.

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the garbage pail cousin.

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donna, donna, donna, donna,

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donna, donna!

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hello, frank.

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you surprised to see me?

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no.

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ooh!

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you left several voicemails

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congratulating me on my

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husband's death.

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i was pretty baked.

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what do you want?

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i have a proposition for you.

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i think you and me ought to bang.

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what?

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okay, hear me out.

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max never liked me; i hated him.

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barbara didn't like you.

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you despised her!

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now what better way to get back

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at them in the grave-- really

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stick it to 'em-- if you and me plowed?

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i mean, really...

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you get back to me.

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hey, i'm mac.

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barbara's ex-lover?

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she may have mentioned.

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you were gonna say something?

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no.

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you said... no?

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no, i was just breathing.

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i'll start by

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commending you guys for taking

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the initiative to help frank.

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ah, we're caring people.

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that's our nature.

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um, what's frank struggling

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with the most right now?

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oh, uh, he is trying to bang our aunt.

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that's the big one.

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these things deal more with

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drug and alcohol abuse.

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drugs and alcohol are rolled

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into what we're talking about

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here with the aunt thing.

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so he, he does have a

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drinking problem?

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oh, big time, big time.

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but if i'm being honest, my

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problem's less with the fact

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that he's drinking more that

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he's doing it without me.

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and then i start thinking,

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"what's wrong with me?

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am i not fun to drink with?"

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oh, no, don't-don't do that to yourself.

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no, you're plenty of fun to

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drink with, trust me, charlie.

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you get really, really drunk,

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and then you get reckless,

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and it's a lot of fun.

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so how do we go about doing this?

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do we ambush him, and then just

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sort of, like, berate him into

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becoming the guy we want to

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be around?

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no, no, no, you certainly

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don't berate him.

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he needs to know you're coming

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from a place of love and, and concern.

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too soft.

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i think we should come at him

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with an iron fist and crush him into submission.

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right, right.

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and you know what?

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if we're taking that approach,

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you might want to be armed at

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this intervention.

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why-why would i need to be armed?

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well, frank's usually

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carrying, like, a little gun

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around with him and he doesn't

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really hesitate to use it.

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and you know what?

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have the gun out and ready to rock.

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yeah, in fact, we can all

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have... we'll all have guns.

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it's just safer.

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you know what?

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if we maybe ambush frank with a

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net or some kind of, like, rope

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device, the gun will maybe

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drop out of his waist belt.

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you want to bring him in in a net?

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that could get awkward.

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just bring the guns.

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bring a gun.

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i don't want to get shot,

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so just bring a gun, will you?

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bring a gun.

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you know... i do offer

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group therapy.

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yeah.

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what are you doing?

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what is this?

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what is this you're doing?

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with all due respect,

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you're talking about bringing guns to

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an intervention, and-and you're

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drinking wine out of a soda can.

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yeah.

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oh, you put wine in the soda can

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you didn't know, did you?

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that's good.

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yeah.

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stole frank's idea.

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yeah, yeah, yeah.

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it actually is a pretty good one.

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i mean, the guy's got great ideas.

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he's a smart man.

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that's not what we're here about.

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but i do feel like she just

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tried an intervention on us.

281
00:07:45,535 --> 00:07:46,578
did you intervene on us?

282
00:07:46,578 --> 00:07:47,386
is that what that was?

283
00:07:47,386 --> 00:07:48,472
you know what i'm feeling?

284
00:07:48,472 --> 00:07:49,985
i'm feeling like you've lost

285
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control of the room here and

286
00:07:50,925 --> 00:07:51,970
really we're the ones that are

287
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running things now.

288
00:07:52,719 --> 00:07:53,589
i've lost my trust in you.

289
00:07:53,589 --> 00:07:54,957
i feel like we can do this on our own.

290
00:07:54,957 --> 00:07:56,088
i think we can do the intervention
on our own

291
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without her.

292
00:07:56,560 --> 00:07:57,066
you guys think?

293
00:07:56,932 --> 00:07:57,134
why not?

294
00:07:57,134 --> 00:07:57,422
yeah.

295
00:07:57,457 --> 00:07:57,824
all right.

296
00:07:57,824 --> 00:07:58,941
might as well give it a shot.

297
00:07:58,941 --> 00:07:59,594
let's just do that.

298
00:07:59,594 --> 00:07:59,989
thank you.

299
00:07:59,989 --> 00:08:00,564
thanks for your help.

300
00:08:00,564 --> 00:08:01,054
you did your best.

301
00:08:02,702 --> 00:08:03,371
no hard feelings.

302
00:08:03,371 --> 00:08:03,813
i'm going to grab some of

303
00:08:03,813 --> 00:08:04,541
this literature, too.

304
00:08:04,541 --> 00:08:05,620
she didn't do that great of a job.

305
00:08:05,620 --> 00:08:06,147
sorry.

306
00:08:06,147 --> 00:08:07,017
no, but don't beat her while

307
00:08:07,017 --> 00:08:07,619
she's down, man.

308
00:08:16,219 --> 00:08:17,172
all right, frank, here's

309
00:08:17,172 --> 00:08:17,745
another idea.

310
00:08:17,745 --> 00:08:18,933
oh, oh, oh!

311
00:08:18,933 --> 00:08:19,889
where did you come from?

312
00:08:20,408 --> 00:08:21,440
i've been walking next to you

313
00:08:21,440 --> 00:08:22,038
the entire time.

314
00:08:22,038 --> 00:08:23,668
sorry, i'm a little, uh, lit.

315
00:08:23,668 --> 00:08:27,544
and, uh, i've been going over

316
00:08:27,544 --> 00:08:28,596
this thing.

317
00:08:28,596 --> 00:08:29,758
i'm trying to figure out...

318
00:08:29,758 --> 00:08:31,356
how to bang donna.

319
00:08:31,356 --> 00:08:32,668
i know. you've been talking about it

320
00:08:32,668 --> 00:08:33,627
for the last five miles.

321
00:08:34,345 --> 00:08:35,088
you know what, dude?

322
00:08:35,088 --> 00:08:35,395
it doesn't matter.

323
00:08:35,395 --> 00:08:36,194
i got a better idea.

324
00:08:36,762 --> 00:08:38,333
i think you should bang
gail the snail.

325
00:08:39,612 --> 00:08:40,422
my niece?

326
00:08:40,422 --> 00:08:41,080
yeah.

327
00:08:41,080 --> 00:08:41,770
gail the snail?

328
00:08:41,770 --> 00:08:42,379
yeah, dude.

329
00:08:42,379 --> 00:08:43,706
what's more depraved than that, huh?

330
00:08:43,706 --> 00:08:44,721
plus, you're not blood-related,

331
00:08:44,721 --> 00:08:45,463
so it's not that weird.

332
00:08:45,463 --> 00:08:47,549
that is a good idea.

333
00:08:47,549 --> 00:08:49,551
i like the way you're thinking.

334
00:08:49,551 --> 00:08:49,853
yeah.

335
00:08:53,540 --> 00:08:54,484
what's in it for you?

336
00:08:54,484 --> 00:08:55,073
huh?

337
00:08:57,640 --> 00:08:58,452
jesus.

338
00:08:58,452 --> 00:08:58,767
what's in it for you?

339
00:08:58,767 --> 00:08:59,999
don't worry about what's in

340
00:08:59,999 --> 00:09:00,776
it for me, dude.

341
00:09:01,490 --> 00:09:03,999
my god, you are disgusting.

342
00:09:03,999 --> 00:09:05,928
a disgusting animal.

343
00:09:15,793 --> 00:09:17,443
charlie, let's write him a letter.

344
00:09:17,814 --> 00:09:18,863
let's write frank a letter.

345
00:09:18,863 --> 00:09:19,872
i mean, that's the first step in

346
00:09:19,872 --> 00:09:20,640
any intervention, right?

347
00:09:21,816 --> 00:09:22,183
yeah.

348
00:09:22,184 --> 00:09:22,740
great.
all right.

349
00:09:22,740 --> 00:09:23,987
so, i'm assuming you'll have to

350
00:09:23,987 --> 00:09:25,671
dictate yours to me, and then

351
00:09:25,671 --> 00:09:26,744
i'll just write it down for you,

352
00:09:26,744 --> 00:09:27,160
yeah?

353
00:09:27,160 --> 00:09:28,181
yes, that will be fine.

354
00:09:29,877 --> 00:09:30,483
okay, great.

355
00:09:30,483 --> 00:09:31,356
let's-let's do that.

356
00:09:31,356 --> 00:09:33,589
okay, uh, well, i guess my

357
00:09:33,589 --> 00:09:34,628
letter would be about how frank

358
00:09:34,628 --> 00:09:35,604
and i aren't really making

359
00:09:35,604 --> 00:09:36,795
memories together anymore.

360
00:09:37,286 --> 00:09:38,570
and, you know, how when we

361
00:09:38,570 --> 00:09:39,671
don't make memories together,

362
00:09:39,671 --> 00:09:41,227
that's a hurtful thing for me.

363
00:09:41,889 --> 00:09:42,765
okay, uh...

364
00:09:42,765 --> 00:09:44,473
you know, let's just dive right in

365
00:09:44,473 --> 00:09:45,811
i'm not even going to try and

366
00:09:45,811 --> 00:09:47,098
suss out where you're going
with that one.

367
00:09:47,098 --> 00:09:47,574
right.

368
00:09:47,574 --> 00:09:48,271
um...

369
00:09:48,271 --> 00:09:49,320
number one.

370
00:09:49,320 --> 00:09:51,043
when was the last time we played

371
00:09:51,043 --> 00:09:52,318
"nightcrawlers" together, frank?

372
00:09:52,318 --> 00:09:53,038
oh.

373
00:09:53,038 --> 00:09:53,539
uh...

374
00:09:53,539 --> 00:09:54,484
okay.

375
00:09:54,484 --> 00:09:55,113
what is that?

376
00:09:55,618 --> 00:09:57,826
well... it's not about you.

377
00:09:57,826 --> 00:09:58,766
i just...

378
00:09:58,766 --> 00:09:59,568
why don't you just write it down

379
00:09:59,568 --> 00:10:00,068
and then...

380
00:10:00,068 --> 00:10:01,399
yeah, but you said it.

381
00:10:01,399 --> 00:10:03,210
you said "nightcrawlers," and

382
00:10:03,210 --> 00:10:05,199
now i feel like i can't move

383
00:10:05,199 --> 00:10:05,678
past it.

384
00:10:05,678 --> 00:10:06,489
i got to know what that is.

385
00:10:07,062 --> 00:10:07,803
it's no...

386
00:10:07,803 --> 00:10:09,124
it's no big deal, you know?

387
00:10:09,124 --> 00:10:09,806
i b...

388
00:10:10,748 --> 00:10:12,087
if i were you, i'd just write it

389
00:10:12,087 --> 00:10:13,323
down because it's not really a

390
00:10:13,323 --> 00:10:14,072
big deal.

391
00:10:14,072 --> 00:10:14,660
what is it?

392
00:10:14,660 --> 00:10:15,880
it's what it sounds like.

393
00:10:15,880 --> 00:10:18,486
what it sounds like is that

394
00:10:18,486 --> 00:10:19,702
you two crawl around like worms

395
00:10:19,702 --> 00:10:20,438
in the night.

396
00:10:20,438 --> 00:10:22,477
that's what it sounds like.

397
00:10:22,477 --> 00:10:25,040
this is not about you,

398
00:10:25,040 --> 00:10:26,738
so i'd like to...

399
00:10:26,738 --> 00:10:27,128
sit down!

400
00:10:27,128 --> 00:10:27,582
shut up!

401
00:10:27,582 --> 00:10:28,685
guess what?

402
00:10:28,685 --> 00:10:29,635
we got you!

403
00:10:29,635 --> 00:10:30,659
what do you guys think?

404
00:10:30,659 --> 00:10:31,870
i thought when frank comes in,

405
00:10:31,870 --> 00:10:33,128
we'll just bang and make a

406
00:10:33,128 --> 00:10:33,675
bunch of noise.

407
00:10:33,675 --> 00:10:33,885
oh, yeah.

408
00:10:33,885 --> 00:10:35,105
we got you!

409
00:10:35,105 --> 00:10:35,527
oh!

410
00:10:35,527 --> 00:10:35,969
all right.

411
00:10:35,969 --> 00:10:37,532
see, but the pain is a little

412
00:10:37,532 --> 00:10:38,074
agitating.

413
00:10:38,074 --> 00:10:38,741
that's overboard.

414
00:10:38,741 --> 00:10:40,034
i think that's too far.

415
00:10:40,034 --> 00:10:40,805
i think the yelling and

416
00:10:40,805 --> 00:10:41,887
pointing and accusing and saying

417
00:10:41,887 --> 00:10:43,225
that he's trapped and surrounded

418
00:10:43,225 --> 00:10:44,139
is probably going to be...

419
00:10:44,139 --> 00:10:44,502
that's going to be great.

420
00:10:44,502 --> 00:10:45,335
and by the way, you guys,

421
00:10:45,335 --> 00:10:47,064
 can  i am i just say as a side note,

422
00:10:47,064 --> 00:10:49,083
 i am loving this canned wine thing.

423
00:10:49,083 --> 00:10:50,041
i think it's brilliant.

424
00:10:50,041 --> 00:10:50,380
right?

425
00:10:50,380 --> 00:10:51,536
i mean, i'm active, i'm

426
00:10:51,536 --> 00:10:53,208
gesturing with my hands, and i

427
00:10:53,208 --> 00:10:54,001
don't feel restricted.

428
00:10:54,001 --> 00:10:54,805
i mean, if i was holding a wine

429
00:10:54,805 --> 00:10:56,008
glass right now, i'd be spilling

430
00:10:56,008 --> 00:10:57,340
wine all over the goddamn place.
it would get everywhere.

431
00:10:57,340 --> 00:10:57,768
yeah, well, look.

432
00:10:57,768 --> 00:10:59,206
we're not intervening on frank

433
00:10:59,206 --> 00:11:00,322
for a lack of good ideas.

434
00:11:00,322 --> 00:11:00,839
well, that's for sure.

435
00:11:00,839 --> 00:11:01,154
oh, no.

436
00:11:01,154 --> 00:11:03,256
well, guys, maybe we're not

437
00:11:03,256 --> 00:11:03,930
doing the right thing.

438
00:11:03,930 --> 00:11:04,745
you're talking a lot about wine.

439
00:11:04,745 --> 00:11:05,630
you got it all over your lips

440
00:11:05,630 --> 00:11:06,484
and teeth and...

441
00:11:07,256 --> 00:11:08,695
maybe we need the help of a professional.

442
00:11:08,695 --> 00:11:10,129
we should probably get that lady back.

443
00:11:10,129 --> 00:11:10,923
what are you talking about?

444
00:11:10,923 --> 00:11:11,878
we're coming up with all kinds

445
00:11:11,878 --> 00:11:12,518
of good ideas.

446
00:11:12,518 --> 00:11:13,290
we're flowing here.

447
00:11:13,290 --> 00:11:14,327
i feel like we got some good stuff.

448
00:11:14,327 --> 00:11:15,480
i just feel like maybe we

449
00:11:15,480 --> 00:11:16,822
should consult with the
pamphlets, right?

450
00:11:16,822 --> 00:11:17,790
the pamphlets i grabbed from the office.

451
00:11:17,790 --> 00:11:18,531
oh, okay.

452
00:11:18,531 --> 00:11:19,252
well, i've been meaning to

453
00:11:19,252 --> 00:11:19,675
bring that up.

454
00:11:19,675 --> 00:11:21,027
i took a look at those pamphlets

455
00:11:21,027 --> 00:11:22,428
that you grabbed and not a

456
00:11:22,428 --> 00:11:23,577
single one of them has anything

457
00:11:23,577 --> 00:11:24,406
to do with interventions,

458
00:11:24,406 --> 00:11:25,040
not even close.

459
00:11:25,040 --> 00:11:26,188
as a matter of fact, i'm

460
00:11:26,188 --> 00:11:26,838
starting to think we need to

461
00:11:26,838 --> 00:11:27,549
intervene on you for your

462
00:11:27,549 --> 00:11:28,565
goddamn illiteracy.

463
00:11:28,565 --> 00:11:29,569
yeah, charlie, you are

464
00:11:29,569 --> 00:11:30,599
getting real dumb.

465
00:11:30,599 --> 00:11:31,181
come on.

466
00:11:31,181 --> 00:11:34,072
all right, see, this is what i'm
talking about. illiteracy.

467
00:11:34,961 --> 00:11:36,925
you know, what does that
word even mean?

468
00:11:36,925 --> 00:11:37,898
it's...come on.

469
00:11:37,898 --> 00:11:40,110
i'm going to get the lady

470
00:11:40,110 --> 00:11:41,421
'cause this is getting crazy.

471
00:11:41,421 --> 00:11:41,923
we need help.

472
00:11:41,923 --> 00:11:42,732
i'm getting the lady.

473
00:11:59,548 --> 00:12:00,528
how you doing, frank?

474
00:12:01,119 --> 00:12:02,100
what the hell are you doing here?

475
00:12:02,100 --> 00:12:03,656
frank, my plan is finally

476
00:12:03,656 --> 00:12:04,446
coming together.

477
00:12:04,446 --> 00:12:05,268
with you out of the picture,

478
00:12:05,268 --> 00:12:06,757
i can swoop in on donna.

479
00:12:06,757 --> 00:12:08,620
is that why you pushed me off

480
00:12:08,620 --> 00:12:09,345
onto the snail?

481
00:12:09,345 --> 00:12:10,158
yeah, that's right, bitch.

482
00:12:10,158 --> 00:12:11,358
but that's what you wanted

483
00:12:11,358 --> 00:12:11,994
anyway, right?

484
00:12:11,994 --> 00:12:12,989
you wanted to be as depraved as

485
00:12:12,989 --> 00:12:13,585
possible.

486
00:12:13,585 --> 00:12:14,603
yeah.

487
00:12:15,521 --> 00:12:18,346
well, i think the snail is too

488
00:12:18,346 --> 00:12:19,469
depraved, even for me.

489
00:12:19,469 --> 00:12:21,565
this broad is berserk.

490
00:12:21,565 --> 00:12:22,725
wake and bake.

491
00:12:22,725 --> 00:12:24,044
you guys bang?

492
00:12:24,840 --> 00:12:25,621
oh, no, no.

493
00:12:25,621 --> 00:12:27,406
we did a bunch of those monster

494
00:12:27,406 --> 00:12:29,168
energy drinks and dry-humped.

495
00:12:29,168 --> 00:12:30,085
it was awful.

496
00:12:30,085 --> 00:12:31,493
i think she gave me poison ivy.

497
00:12:31,493 --> 00:12:34,121
hey, hey there, sleepyhead!

498
00:12:34,121 --> 00:12:35,722
i made you breakfast.

499
00:12:35,722 --> 00:12:36,564
i hope you like it crispy

500
00:12:36,564 --> 00:12:37,536
'cause it is burned.

501
00:12:37,536 --> 00:12:38,874
what is going on in here?

502
00:12:40,341 --> 00:12:41,450
how did you get in my house?

503
00:12:41,450 --> 00:12:43,802
did you kick in my door?

504
00:12:43,802 --> 00:12:45,929
kick, yes. kick in, no.

505
00:12:45,929 --> 00:12:47,622
that door is solid, which is the
good news.

506
00:12:47,622 --> 00:12:50,058
the bad news is the window is not.

507
00:12:50,058 --> 00:12:50,853
now, that's going to be a

508
00:12:50,853 --> 00:12:51,836
security concern, but don't

509
00:12:51,836 --> 00:12:52,499
worry about it.

510
00:12:52,499 --> 00:12:53,433
i'm going to fix it, make sure

511
00:12:53,433 --> 00:12:54,038
it's up to snuff.

512
00:12:54,662 --> 00:12:55,592
you're always safe when 
you're with me.

513
00:12:55,544 --> 00:12:57,393
are you ready for your breakfast?

514
00:12:57,393 --> 00:12:58,220
i'm sorry.

515
00:12:58,220 --> 00:12:59,734
what is happening here?

516
00:12:59,780 --> 00:13:01,575
i haven't any idea, honestly.

517
00:13:01,737 --> 00:13:03,924
i'm giving frank a handy 
under the table.

518
00:13:04,713 --> 00:13:05,378
that is true.

519
00:13:05,894 --> 00:13:08,174
look, snail, back off because

520
00:13:08,174 --> 00:13:09,988
you're just mashing it now.

521
00:13:09,988 --> 00:13:10,543
it's not...

522
00:13:11,134 --> 00:13:12,857
for god's sakes, gail.

523
00:13:12,857 --> 00:13:14,647
mom, i'm sexually active now.

524
00:13:14,647 --> 00:13:15,209
get over it.

525
00:13:15,209 --> 00:13:16,331
you're 33 years old.

526
00:13:16,331 --> 00:13:18,062
you're supposed to be sexually active.

527
00:13:18,062 --> 00:13:18,995
you're not supposed to be

528
00:13:18,995 --> 00:13:20,865
fondling your uncle under a table.

529
00:13:21,160 --> 00:13:21,320
whoa.

530
00:13:21,320 --> 00:13:22,664
we're not blood-related.

531
00:13:22,664 --> 00:13:24,202
will you just please leave her alone?

532
00:13:24,300 --> 00:13:25,806
i'll make a deal with you.

533
00:13:25,806 --> 00:13:28,430
i dump the snail if you and i go out

534
00:13:28,430 --> 00:13:29,819
frank, you can't do that. 
donna's my girl.

535
00:13:29,646 --> 00:13:32,219
i called her first at the funeral
fair is fair.

536
00:13:32,003 --> 00:13:33,853
let me make something 
perfectly clear.

537
00:13:34,327 --> 00:13:37,031
i will never be with either of you

538
00:13:37,190 --> 00:13:38,539
mom, why are you doing 
this to me ok?

539
00:13:38,539 --> 00:13:39,558
why can't you just let me be happy?

540
00:13:39,390 --> 00:13:40,987
i want everybody out of my house

541
00:13:41,121 --> 00:13:42,523
out of my house!

542
00:13:42,411 --> 00:13:43,333
fine.

543
00:13:43,333 --> 00:13:43,871
not you.

544
00:13:43,871 --> 00:13:44,929
you live here, gail.

545
00:13:44,929 --> 00:13:45,402
i hate it here.

546
00:13:45,402 --> 00:13:45,933
i'm leaving.

547
00:13:45,933 --> 00:13:46,855
i'm going with this guy now.

548
00:13:46,855 --> 00:13:47,878
he's my boyfriend.

549
00:13:47,878 --> 00:13:48,432
i'll take some eggs.

550
00:13:48,432 --> 00:13:49,384
i am not your boyfriend.

551
00:13:49,384 --> 00:13:50,642
frank, what is with this chick?

552
00:13:54,374 --> 00:13:56,357
so frank sits there

553
00:13:56,357 --> 00:13:58,319
and we put stools in a...
in a semicircle.

554
00:13:58,319 --> 00:13:58,974
you want to make sure

555
00:13:58,974 --> 00:14:00,021
there's a border all around him

556
00:14:00,021 --> 00:14:01,249
so there's no going anywhere.

557
00:14:01,249 --> 00:14:02,033
and we can zing him

558
00:14:02,033 --> 00:14:02,747
from every angle.

559
00:14:02,747 --> 00:14:03,024
yep.

560
00:14:03,024 --> 00:14:04,155
okay, that makes sense.

561
00:14:04,155 --> 00:14:06,112
oh, hey! hey, hey!

562
00:14:06,112 --> 00:14:08,624
thank you for coming!

563
00:14:08,624 --> 00:14:11,229
we really appreciate this.

564
00:14:11,229 --> 00:14:12,243
we really appreciate it.

565
00:14:12,243 --> 00:14:13,103
well, i'm here

566
00:14:13,103 --> 00:14:14,407
because clearly your friend is

567
00:14:14,407 --> 00:14:15,329
in desperate need of help.

568
00:14:15,329 --> 00:14:15,572
yeah.

569
00:14:15,572 --> 00:14:15,911
yeah.

570
00:14:15,911 --> 00:14:17,959
yeah, yeah, yeah.

571
00:14:17,959 --> 00:14:19,398
well, we realized we also just

572
00:14:19,398 --> 00:14:20,545
need as many people attacking

573
00:14:20,545 --> 00:14:21,989
this guy as we can possibly get.

574
00:14:22,483 --> 00:14:23,950
well, rember, not attacking.

575
00:14:23,950 --> 00:14:25,437
this is why i'm glad you called
me back, because...

576
00:14:25,437 --> 00:14:25,946
yeah, okay,

577
00:14:25,946 --> 00:14:27,396
listen, before we get into that,

578
00:14:27,396 --> 00:14:28,610
could you help us pop a quick

579
00:14:28,610 --> 00:14:30,181
intervention on charlie here for

580
00:14:30,181 --> 00:14:30,736
his illiteracy?

581
00:14:30,736 --> 00:14:32,059
the kid can't read or write.

582
00:14:32,059 --> 00:14:32,556
not a bit.

583
00:14:34,198 --> 00:14:35,897
no joke, it's no joke.

584
00:14:35,897 --> 00:14:36,763
come on, they've

585
00:14:36,763 --> 00:14:37,535
been riding me all day.

586
00:14:37,535 --> 00:14:38,380
i can read and write.

587
00:14:38,380 --> 00:14:39,330
i just don't like to read and

588
00:14:39,330 --> 00:14:39,804
write.

589
00:14:39,804 --> 00:14:40,385
let's try and stay

590
00:14:40,385 --> 00:14:41,192
focused on frank.

591
00:14:41,192 --> 00:14:41,901
yeah, yeah, yeah,

592
00:14:41,901 --> 00:14:42,350
that's a good point.

593
00:14:42,350 --> 00:14:43,472
he's gonna be here any second.

594
00:14:43,472 --> 00:14:45,237
we told him there was a giant

595
00:14:45,237 --> 00:14:46,677
grease fire and he had to come

596
00:14:46,677 --> 00:14:47,381
down immediately.

597
00:14:49,714 --> 00:14:51,000
oh, she's...

598
00:14:51,000 --> 00:14:51,524
i'm assuming you

599
00:14:51,524 --> 00:14:52,571
wouldn't have lured him down

600
00:14:52,571 --> 00:14:53,218
with a fire.

601
00:14:53,218 --> 00:14:54,631
is that-- is that what your face

602
00:14:54,631 --> 00:14:55,308
is doing right now?

603
00:14:55,308 --> 00:14:55,701
yeah.

604
00:14:55,701 --> 00:14:57,036
and i wouldn't have an

605
00:14:57,036 --> 00:14:58,685
intervention at a bar either.

606
00:15:00,319 --> 00:15:01,382
well, lady, look,

607
00:15:01,382 --> 00:15:02,571
all mistakes we made on our own,

608
00:15:02,571 --> 00:15:04,426
so it's good that you're here.

609
00:15:04,426 --> 00:15:05,188
that's why you're here.

610
00:15:05,188 --> 00:15:05,925
we're doing our best.

611
00:15:05,925 --> 00:15:06,711
where's the goddamn fire?

612
00:15:06,792 --> 00:15:07,443
intervention!

613
00:15:07,443 --> 00:15:07,903
intervention!

614
00:15:07,903 --> 00:15:09,020
intervention!

615
00:15:09,456 --> 00:15:10,823
you're surrounded, frank.

616
00:15:10,823 --> 00:15:11,818
there's nowhere for you to go.

617
00:15:11,818 --> 00:15:13,392
you're trapped.

618
00:15:13,392 --> 00:15:13,922
all you're

619
00:15:13,922 --> 00:15:14,459
trapped!

620
00:15:14,494 --> 00:15:16,793
you're trapped! you're trapped!

621
00:15:16,793 --> 00:15:20,983
gotcha, gotcha, gotcha...

622
00:15:20,983 --> 00:15:22,054
that's enough.

623
00:15:22,667 --> 00:15:23,252
we told you there

624
00:15:23,252 --> 00:15:23,853
was going to be a gun.

625
00:15:23,853 --> 00:15:25,205
what the hell's going on?

626
00:15:25,205 --> 00:15:26,108
got you, man.

627
00:15:26,108 --> 00:15:27,169
yeah, you sit down so

628
00:15:27,169 --> 00:15:28,713
we can tell you what an asshole

629
00:15:28,713 --> 00:15:29,263
you've been.

630
00:15:29,263 --> 00:15:29,918
we're gonna get all in your

631
00:15:29,918 --> 00:15:31,483
face and point out your faults.

632
00:15:31,483 --> 00:15:32,273
a roast?

633
00:15:32,833 --> 00:15:34,695
i've always wanted to be roasted.

634
00:15:34,695 --> 00:15:36,921
oh, wait, let me just switch

635
00:15:36,921 --> 00:15:37,545
gears here.

636
00:15:37,545 --> 00:15:39,674
fire up this spliff.

637
00:15:39,674 --> 00:15:40,388
no, no, no, no,

638
00:15:40,388 --> 00:15:41,459
wait, wait, frank, hold on.

639
00:15:41,459 --> 00:15:43,472
um, everyone's here today

640
00:15:43,472 --> 00:15:45,325
because they care about you and

641
00:15:45,325 --> 00:15:46,294
they want you to get well.

642
00:15:47,577 --> 00:15:48,706
she ain't funny.

643
00:15:48,706 --> 00:15:49,331
next.

644
00:15:49,331 --> 00:15:50,272
frank, you're an asshole.

645
00:15:50,272 --> 00:15:51,470
ah, that's it.

646
00:15:51,470 --> 00:15:52,965
ream down on me, come on.

647
00:15:52,965 --> 00:15:53,576
you're a prick.

648
00:15:53,576 --> 00:15:55,089
and your addiction has affected

649
00:15:55,089 --> 00:15:55,960
us in the following ways:

650
00:15:55,960 --> 00:15:58,339
you are annoying.

651
00:15:58,339 --> 00:15:59,972
dennis, come on, give

652
00:15:59,972 --> 00:16:01,149
it to me with both barrels.

653
00:16:01,149 --> 00:16:02,301
why do we never play

654
00:16:02,301 --> 00:16:03,985
nightcrawlers anymore, huh?

655
00:16:03,985 --> 00:16:06,728
i don't know, charlie.

656
00:16:06,728 --> 00:16:07,824
what is nightcrawlers?

657
00:16:07,824 --> 00:16:08,342
it's a game where

658
00:16:08,342 --> 00:16:09,754
they crawl around in the night

659
00:16:09,754 --> 00:16:10,740
like worms.

660
00:16:10,740 --> 00:16:11,639
i never said that.

661
00:16:11,639 --> 00:16:12,694
yeah, well, that's

662
00:16:12,694 --> 00:16:13,207
what it is.

663
00:16:13,207 --> 00:16:13,938
intervention!

664
00:16:13,938 --> 00:16:14,838
intervention!

665
00:16:14,838 --> 00:16:15,943
is nothing private, frank?

666
00:16:15,943 --> 00:16:16,883
jesus!

667
00:16:16,883 --> 00:16:18,477
look, i like that game.

668
00:16:18,477 --> 00:16:19,489
i don't want to stop playing it.

669
00:16:19,489 --> 00:16:21,916
charlie, we can play

670
00:16:21,916 --> 00:16:22,446
that game.

671
00:16:22,446 --> 00:16:23,016
you promise?

672
00:16:23,016 --> 00:16:23,411
yeah.

673
00:16:23,411 --> 00:16:24,286
ooh, yeah.

674
00:16:24,286 --> 00:16:26,309
stop touching me.

675
00:16:26,309 --> 00:16:27,566
okay, stop.

676
00:16:27,566 --> 00:16:29,378
whoa, what's this?

677
00:16:29,378 --> 00:16:30,874
me and mac are together.

678
00:16:32,151 --> 00:16:33,208
intervention,

679
00:16:33,208 --> 00:16:34,734
intervention, intervention.

680
00:16:34,734 --> 00:16:35,321
intervention.

681
00:16:35,321 --> 00:16:35,929
what are you

682
00:16:35,929 --> 00:16:36,861
interventioning me for?

683
00:16:36,861 --> 00:16:37,613
because you can't be

684
00:16:37,613 --> 00:16:38,322
banging gail the snail.

685
00:16:38,322 --> 00:16:40,163
i'm not banging gail the snail.

686
00:16:40,163 --> 00:16:41,229
she followed me home.

687
00:16:41,229 --> 00:16:43,319
oh, she was doing that

688
00:16:43,319 --> 00:16:44,000
the whole time.

689
00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:44,652
yeah, she does that,

690
00:16:44,652 --> 00:16:45,640
and now she knows where

691
00:16:45,640 --> 00:16:46,042
this bar is.

692
00:16:46,042 --> 00:16:46,684
spit it out.

693
00:16:46,684 --> 00:16:47,895
no, don't...

694
00:16:47,895 --> 00:16:48,839
oh, my god.

695
00:16:48,839 --> 00:16:49,433
see?

696
00:16:49,552 --> 00:16:50,083
intervention!

697
00:16:50,158 --> 00:16:51,084
hey, babe, i'll get you

698
00:16:51,084 --> 00:16:51,798
a drink from the bar.

699
00:16:51,798 --> 00:16:52,126
great.

700
00:16:52,126 --> 00:16:53,412
oh, my god, what are

701
00:16:53,620 --> 00:16:54,744
i was just going over to

702
00:16:54,744 --> 00:16:56,171
her house to try to bang donna

703
00:16:56,171 --> 00:16:57,726
because she reminds me so much

704
00:16:57,726 --> 00:16:58,297
of your mom.

705
00:16:58,297 --> 00:16:59,487
you know, which is like the best

706
00:16:59,487 --> 00:17:00,134
sex i ever had.

707
00:17:00,699 --> 00:17:02,166
intervention, intervention!

708
00:17:03,411 --> 00:17:05,175
you banged my dead wife?

709
00:17:05,950 --> 00:17:07,349
well, she was alive at

710
00:17:07,349 --> 00:17:07,945
the time.

711
00:17:08,951 --> 00:17:10,039
did you not know that?

712
00:17:10,589 --> 00:17:11,284
no.

713
00:17:11,721 --> 00:17:12,543
it's cool, man,

714
00:17:12,543 --> 00:17:13,065
it's cool.

715
00:17:13,065 --> 00:17:14,320
intervention, intervention,

716
00:17:14,320 --> 00:17:14,748
okay?

717
00:17:14,748 --> 00:17:16,424
look, he's got a weird fetish

718
00:17:16,424 --> 00:17:18,387
for older women, so don't hold

719
00:17:18,387 --> 00:17:19,135
it against him.

720
00:17:19,135 --> 00:17:19,905
i don't have an older

721
00:17:19,905 --> 00:17:21,218
woman fetish.

722
00:17:21,218 --> 00:17:22,748
i don't want to bang this chick.

723
00:17:22,748 --> 00:17:23,809
let's go over the

724
00:17:23,809 --> 00:17:25,015
intervention stuff for a second

725
00:17:25,015 --> 00:17:26,138
'cause there's a lot of it being

726
00:17:26,138 --> 00:17:27,020
thrown around right now, and i'm

727
00:17:27,020 --> 00:17:27,492
having a little bit of trouble

728
00:17:27,492 --> 00:17:27,980
keeping track.

729
00:17:27,980 --> 00:17:28,976
the most important intervention

730
00:17:28,976 --> 00:17:30,231
is the one we need to do is on

731
00:17:30,231 --> 00:17:31,326
gail the snail and getting her

732
00:17:31,326 --> 00:17:31,914
out of our lives.

733
00:17:31,914 --> 00:17:33,145
guys, let's do shots

734
00:17:33,145 --> 00:17:34,330
and get crazy.

735
00:17:34,330 --> 00:17:35,273
no, gail.

736
00:17:35,273 --> 00:17:35,767
we're intervening

737
00:17:35,767 --> 00:17:36,458
on you, snail.

738
00:17:36,458 --> 00:17:37,325
go, get out of here.

739
00:17:37,325 --> 00:17:38,147
yeah, right.

740
00:17:38,147 --> 00:17:39,897
how is she not getting this?

741
00:17:39,897 --> 00:17:40,859
she's stonewalling us.

742
00:17:40,859 --> 00:17:42,328
it is a classic snail technique.

743
00:17:42,328 --> 00:17:43,130
classic.

744
00:17:43,130 --> 00:17:44,199
huh! get out of here!

745
00:17:44,199 --> 00:17:44,959
he's got the salt.

746
00:17:44,959 --> 00:17:47,824
get out of here, snail!

747
00:17:47,824 --> 00:17:52,979
go, snail, go!

748
00:17:52,979 --> 00:17:54,066
i was going to invite

749
00:17:54,066 --> 00:17:55,254
you guys all to a rave to hang

750
00:17:55,254 --> 00:17:56,421
out, but now i don't want to

751
00:17:56,421 --> 00:17:57,097
hang out with you anymore.

752
00:17:57,097 --> 00:17:58,396
salt the snail.

753
00:17:58,396 --> 00:17:58,951
salt the snail.

754
00:17:58,951 --> 00:17:59,614
you salt her.

755
00:17:59,614 --> 00:18:00,118
wait, wait.

756
00:18:00,118 --> 00:18:00,940
you guys want to go?

757
00:18:00,940 --> 00:18:01,893
no, no!

758
00:18:01,893 --> 00:18:04,492
wait. i have glow sticks.

759
00:18:04,492 --> 00:18:06,162
go, go!

760
00:18:06,162 --> 00:18:07,113
yeah!

761
00:18:10,683 --> 00:18:12,155
what is with that broad?

762
00:18:12,155 --> 00:18:13,334
she is the worst, right?

763
00:18:13,334 --> 00:18:14,398
that's what we've been saying.

764
00:18:14,398 --> 00:18:15,751
oh, my god, that was

765
00:18:15,751 --> 00:18:17,257
a terrible experience for 
me by the way.

766
00:18:17,257 --> 00:18:18,244
of course it was.

767
00:18:18,244 --> 00:18:19,629
nobody likes salting a snail,

768
00:18:19,629 --> 00:18:20,624
but she gives you no choice.

769
00:18:20,624 --> 00:18:21,487
she doesn't leave you

770
00:18:21,487 --> 00:18:22,125
with any options.

771
00:18:22,160 --> 00:18:22,935
it's a horrible thing.

772
00:18:22,935 --> 00:18:25,018
i'm all worked up now.

773
00:18:25,018 --> 00:18:25,617
i feel bad.

774
00:18:25,617 --> 00:18:27,170
i feel maybe i should have

775
00:18:27,170 --> 00:18:28,756
some more wine in a can.

776
00:18:28,756 --> 00:18:29,176
i'll get you one.

777
00:18:29,176 --> 00:18:30,029
i could use some

778
00:18:30,029 --> 00:18:31,348
canned wine to calm down 
a little bit. 

779
00:18:31,348 --> 00:18:32,059
let's drink.

780
00:18:32,059 --> 00:18:32,685
you guys are drinking

781
00:18:32,685 --> 00:18:33,649
wine out of those cans?

782
00:18:33,649 --> 00:18:34,714
oh, hell, yeah, baby,

783
00:18:34,714 --> 00:18:35,480
hell, yeah.

784
00:18:35,480 --> 00:18:35,974
can i have one?

785
00:18:35,974 --> 00:18:37,154
yes, and you will notice

786
00:18:37,154 --> 00:18:38,407
the advantages almost

787
00:18:38,407 --> 00:18:39,252
immediately.

788
00:18:39,252 --> 00:18:39,731
here, try this.

789
00:18:39,731 --> 00:18:40,259
i feel like drinking

790
00:18:40,259 --> 00:18:41,008
wine out of a can is conducive

791
00:18:41,008 --> 00:18:43,178
to my violent hand gestures when

792
00:18:43,178 --> 00:18:43,610
i speak.

793
00:18:43,651 --> 00:18:45,098
you tend to be very emphatic

794
00:18:45,098 --> 00:18:46,016
and strong, and...

795
00:18:46,016 --> 00:18:46,552
i want to give one to

796
00:18:46,552 --> 00:18:47,015
frank like that.

797
00:18:47,015 --> 00:18:47,935
you didn't get any on me.

798
00:18:47,935 --> 00:18:48,631
you want to point

799
00:18:48,631 --> 00:18:49,183
accusatorily, but...

800
00:18:49,183 --> 00:18:49,788
i don't have any big...

801
00:18:49,788 --> 00:18:51,979
but it really boosts

802
00:18:51,979 --> 00:18:52,474
your mobility.

803
00:18:52,474 --> 00:18:52,917
excuse me.

804
00:18:52,917 --> 00:18:56,470
excuse-excuse me, people.

805
00:18:56,470 --> 00:18:58,738
i'm sorry, but how

806
00:18:58,738 --> 00:19:00,006
do you guys want to proceed

807
00:19:00,006 --> 00:19:00,439
from here?

808
00:19:00,439 --> 00:19:01,392
because i'm a little confused.

809
00:19:03,960 --> 00:19:04,901
do you want to...?

810
00:19:04,901 --> 00:19:05,628
right, okay.

811
00:19:05,628 --> 00:19:08,281
um, well, i guess we kind of got

812
00:19:08,281 --> 00:19:09,014
what we need out of the

813
00:19:09,014 --> 00:19:09,910
intervention, right?

814
00:19:09,910 --> 00:19:10,315
yep.

815
00:19:10,315 --> 00:19:10,965
so, good job.

816
00:19:10,965 --> 00:19:11,828
was it...?

817
00:19:11,828 --> 00:19:12,261
did she...?

818
00:19:12,261 --> 00:19:12,948
well, we did all the

819
00:19:12,948 --> 00:19:13,580
work, didn't we?

820
00:19:13,580 --> 00:19:14,016
we did.

821
00:19:14,016 --> 00:19:14,956
so we can't really

822
00:19:14,956 --> 00:19:16,656
pay you 'cause of that.

823
00:19:16,656 --> 00:19:17,446
i know we said we would,

824
00:19:17,446 --> 00:19:18,462
but we won't.

825
00:19:18,462 --> 00:19:19,598
yeah.

826
00:19:20,402 --> 00:19:21,556
um, how about a can of wine?

827
00:19:27,120 --> 00:19:28,015
no.

828
00:19:28,015 --> 00:19:29,519
all right.

829
00:19:29,519 --> 00:19:30,100
well...

830
00:19:30,100 --> 00:19:31,010
on your way.

831
00:19:31,010 --> 00:19:31,870
adios.

832
00:19:31,870 --> 00:19:32,423
on your way then.

833
00:19:32,423 --> 00:19:32,896
take your jacket.

834
00:19:32,896 --> 00:19:34,010
get out of here then.

835
00:19:34,010 --> 00:19:34,592
take that

836
00:19:34,592 --> 00:19:35,943
shoulder-padded jacket.

837
00:19:35,943 --> 00:19:36,728
thanks for stopping by,

838
00:19:36,728 --> 00:19:38,441
and, uh, don't expect a

839
00:19:38,441 --> 00:19:39,017
check in the mail.

840
00:19:39,017 --> 00:19:39,499
hey.

841
00:19:39,499 --> 00:19:40,513
up top.

842
00:19:40,513 --> 00:19:41,146
up top, everybody.

843
00:19:41,146 --> 00:19:41,583
good intervention,

844
00:19:41,583 --> 00:19:42,230
everybody.

845
00:19:42,230 --> 00:19:43,263
the intervention worked.

846
00:19:43,898 --> 00:19:48,224
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